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The Champlain Water District changed its disinfectant on April 10 to chloramines [“Champlain Water District Switches Its Chemical Mix,” March 29], which are a combination of chlorine and ammonia. My first chloraminated shower was not good. After showering I saw in the mirror that my eyes were quite bloodshot. When I got dressed and came downstairs they were really burning and tearing while feeling extremely dry — quite an odd sensation. By then my nose had started running. These symptoms took about 36 hours to abate. Since then, I keep shower water out of my eyes. The burning/tearing is somewhat improved. The runny nose has worsened, however, and I’ve started having sinus congestion. My skin has become exceedingly dry from bathing in chloraminated water. Last week I began using spring water to wash my face. The tap water was burning my eyes and drying out my face. My eyes still don’t feel right. Even my 27-year-old wooden salad bowl is turning from a rich brown to dried-out dusty white as the oils appear to be sucked out of it. I have noticed others in my neck of the woods complaining of burning eyes and skin, dry skin and skin rashes since the water was chloraminated. 3/7/06 3x6-Timberlane030806R

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Chloraminated water, if com- been to Paris in 1971 or ’72, between undergrad and grad ing out of a broken pipe into a waterway, will kill fish, frogs and school, with the explicit purpose of seeing the Rodin Museum. reptiles — in minutes. The person I was with introA few others in my town and I can’t be the only ones. Is anyone else having any symptoms like this? I would like to know, because if so, then I want something done about it — like get chloramines out of the water, “THE AGE OF MATURITY” BY CAMILLE CLAUDEL test them, and, in duced me to Rodin’s works. the meantime, go back to chloThey were still located at Rodin’s rine, which I can handle. My last home. I have never forgotten symptoms are worsening and I as I viewed the pieces outside in am concerned about this. the garden in natural light. “The Anyone else? Ellen Powell Kiss” and “Eternal Spring” are SOUTH BURLINGTON very sensuous, but add the natural setting and they were very PETER, EH? seductive and enticing. Peter Freyne has used “eh?” — Last year there was an exhibit, that exclamation of affirmative “Camille Claudel and Rodin, assumption, 10 times in his last Fateful Encounter,” at the Musée two “Inside Track” columns. Is National des Beaux-Arts du he Canadian, or what? Québec. Dana Cook During a passionate time of TORONTO the two living together, each produced with “parts” from each ROCK DUO other’s sculptures. Some of her I enjoyed the Cathy Resmer pieces resemble his style but also piece “Lady on the Lake” [April express strongly an individual 26]. I had seen the sculpture beauty, power and flowing movequite a few years ago. I recogment, “The Waltz,” and for a nized the face and style, but brief time, a style quite different, could not place it because of the “The Wave.” A composite piece, location of Crown Point. I had “The Age of Maturity,” may 3:35 PM Page 1

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have depicted too closely for Rodin their relationship. Several years ago at the museum there was an exhibit of Rodin’s work. It was overwhelming, but it gave an idea of his method of “modular” sculpture. Some of the parts, especially the hands, were used on several pieces, and the process involving the foundry could change the proportions of these parts, making them more interchangeable. Dave Pittman JERICHO

THANKS, BERNIE

This year, the Republicans will pick up Vermont’s U.S. House seat, when Martha Rainville defeats Democratic Party establishment hack Peter Welch (otherwise known as Who? or, more specifically, Who Cares?). Why? Because Bernie’s election to the U.S. Senate is much more important than the effort to retake Congress from the Bushies and the corporations. Bernie can do so much more in the Senate — hang out with

Hillary and set himself up for VP candidate in ’08; help to keep any radical element in the Democratic Party from gaining any leverage; become even richer and more connected; destroy the hopes of Americans nationwide that change is possible; and rubberstamp the next war with his Senate vote while denying it with his mouth. It is truly appalling that for the sake of Bernieism, Vermont will show up in the red this November. Perhaps with a David

Zuckerman (or anybody with a dynamic) in the Welch/Rainville farce, Vermont could contribute to the weakening of the Bush administration, instead of strengthening it. But of course Bernie’s deal with the Dems and Progs this year was to focus on his election, not anybody else’s. Certainly not what would be good for the country (or just plain good, as opposed to . . . you know). So thanks, Bernie. Thanks for playing the establishment line when so much is at stake. People are dying; Vermonters are dying. But what the hell, now you can be Vermont’s “mascot” in the United States Senate, and be on the news shows all the time blowing hot air and hypocrisy. Thanks, Bernie — you gave Vermont a new bumper sticker and button. Thanks, Bernie, from the White House and the neo-cons and the Nazis and the corporations and the Christians. Thanks a lot. Peter Buknatski MONTPELIER

INTO THE WOOD

I found the article by Louis Porter, “Power to the People” [April 19] to be fairly complete and accurate, except for one very important issue. His discussion on wood burning as a source of renewable energy is so incomplete that it calls into question the conclusion of

the entire article. He states that burning wood in the manner done at the McNeil Plant “presents environmental, health and financial challenges.” Well, so what? Every form of energy production creates challenges in these broad areas. The important point is that, in the case of wood, those challenges can all be addressed satisfactorily. I would challenge Mr. Porter to state otherwise. More importantly, a fuller use of wood energy in Vermont could literally transform this state in dramatically positive ways. It would create thousands of new, good paying, mostly rural jobs (yes . . . thousands), a vast pool of locally retained capital, and the potential to substantially increase forest health and the total volume of forest biomass and forested acreage in the state . . . not to mention providing five to 10 times more energy than the 5 percent now contributed by the McNeil Plant. This is the kind of renewable energy contribution we so vitally need. Sooner or later, an enlightened state government will come into power here in Vermont, and will recognize that Vermont’s trees are the greatest natural resource in this state and the one most underutilized. Let’s hope it’s sooner rather than later. Richard Miller HINESBURG

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national study cited at Thursday’s hearing showed that 37 percent of white male inmates have elevated blood lead levels. The biggest health risks come from the lead that was used in gasoline and from lead paint. Lead was removed from paint in 1978, but 70 percent of the state’s dwellings were built before that year. As that paint deteriorates or is improperly removed, it creates lead dust and contaminates the soil. According to Kevin Doering, environmental health chief at the DOH, lead levels around the drip lines of some Vermont houses exceed levels found at Superfund sites. Annie Galloway, a South Burlington parent, spoke about lead contamination at the apartment on South Prospect Street in Burlington where she and her husband lived until recently with their 2-year-old daughter. Although all lead paint had been removed from the inside, there was still some outside, and she often swept lead paint chips off the porch. Last September, when Galloway saw her daughter Maitri put a paint chip in her mouth, she took the girl to the doctor, who measured her blood lead level at 12 micrograms per deciliter. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention considers anything over 10 as dangerous. A contractor who inspected the property explained that in addition to the paint chips, the family cat was probably also tracking lead dust into the house. He recommended removing the lead paint and doing an extensive — and expensive — cleaning. The family chose to move instead. Maitri’s lead levels have since declined, and Galloway said she seems to be fine. But her doctor visit was disturbing all the same. The doctor said, ‘Level 12 is not a concern; level 20 is when something needs to be done,� Galloway reported. Vermont’s lead law describes a child with level 20 as “severely lead poisoned.�

Jim McNamara, director of Lead Safe Bellows Falls, called Vermont’s lead problem “one of the best-kept secrets in the state.� He regularly quizzes education and health-care professionals about lead poisoning and prevention, with disappointing results. The average score is 60 out of a possible 100, McNamara said. “These are the professionals you’d hope would know the most about this. The knowledge level is extremely low across the board.� The ignorance extends to contractors and to many real estate agents and apartment owners, he added. When he was recently looking for an apartment, he was shown plenty that contained lead paint, and was “astonished by the things that were said to me,� he recalled. The state’s lead law requires rental property owners to inform tenants about lead paint hazards, and to use essential maintenance practices for dwellings that contain lead paint. But the law lacks any enforcement provisions to compel compliance. McNamara’s group would like that to change. They also recommended that the state institute mandatory lead testing for all 1- and 2-yearolds. Early intervention can ameliorate the damage caused by lead poisoning, but today just 75 percent of Vermont’s 1-year-olds and 35 percent of 2-year-olds are tested. So while more than 300 Vermont children tested positive for lead levels higher than 10 last year, the actual number of leadpoisoned children is likely much higher. The Attorney General’s Office and Department of Health are also investigating how to pay for their recommendations. A massive education, testing and abatement campaign will be costly. Rental unit renovations alone could total a billion dollars. But lead poisoning is preventable, and McNamara insisted that it’s worth the effort. “A lead-poisoned child today,� he said, “will be the state’s ward in the future.� m

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Mediators Granted Confidentiality Rights

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MONTPELIER — There was a time when most lawsuits, child-custody battles and property disputes between neighbors were resolved through the court system — usually a costly, time-consuming and painful process that, by its adversarial nature, creates winners and losers. Those days are becoming a thing of the past. Today, Vermont’s legal system increasingly relies on professional mediators, or neutral third parties who are trained in the art of alternative dispute resolution. This week, Governor Jim Douglas is scheduled to sign into law a bill that encourages the use of professional mediators by granting them new legal privileges to protect their clients’ confidentiality. The Uniform Mediation Act spells out when professional mediators may refuse to disclose information revealed to them during a mediation session, and protects that information from being sought later in a court setting. Only eight other states and the District of Columbia have granted mediators this legal protection, which is similar to the attorneyclient privilege. Advocates say the new law helps put Vermont at the forefront of the alternative dispute-resolution movement. Most Vermont courts now require parties to try to resolve their differences through mediation before ever setting foot in a courtroom, explains Montpelier lawyer and mediator Emily Gould, who chairs the Vermont Bar Association’s alternative dispute resolution committee. Judges in family, environmental, probate

and small-claims courts often try mediation first because it saves time and money, eases pressures on an already overburdened legal system, and usually results in more satisfying outcomes for everyone involved. Professional mediators typically ask their clients to sign an agreement that they will not disclose information discussed during mediation sessions. However, prior to this new law, attorneys and judges were under no legal obligation to recognize those contracts, and could subpoena mediators to testify about those communications. “We know that confidentiality is part of the magic of why mediation works,” says Gould. “The fact that we were holding out for our clients the promise of confidentiality without really resting assured that we had the law of the state behind us was not a healthy state of affairs.” The Uniform Mediation Act is an important improvement for a number of reasons, Gould explains. First, Vermont had few statutes and minimal case law dealing with mediation. Moreover, she says, “There’s now a whole universe of mediation that’s happening outside the courts — in the workplace, in communities, in families,” where no clear-cut rules or legal framework exist. The “uniform” nature of the law also means that other states will generally recognize Vermont’s confidentiality protections, an important consideration in cases such as child-custody disputes. “This is huge,” says Neal Rodar, a professional mediator and exec-

utive director of the Dispute Resolution Center at Woodbury College in Montpelier. Rodar says that he’s been subpoenaed, or threatened with subpoenas, more than any mediator he knows, and that detracts from the integrity of the process. “To be honest, it’s scary sometimes,” Rodar says. “I’m not somebody who enjoys going to court and speaking in front of people . . . This is going to be a big help in legitimizing the process with the public as well.” Both Gould and Rodar credit Seven Days for an August 2005 story on mediation, which helped bring this issue to the attention of Rep. Bill Lippert (D–Hinesburg), chair of the House Judiciary Committee. “The fact that Bill Lippert could read your article and call up Neal [Rodar] and say, ‘How can I help?’ and nine months later we have our bill, that kind of thing can happen in Vermont,” says Gould. The Uniform Mediation Act also spells out exceptions to the confidentiality rule, such as cases in which one party threatens violence against the other, or when the information is needed to prove or disprove allegations of child abuse or neglect. This provision was important to advocates of domestic-violence victims, who feared that the law might put some victims at risk of injury or shield batterers from prosecution. However, under the new law, mediators can now recommend to a judge that a case is inappropriate for mediation, without having to disclose the reasons why. m

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share because the CFL switchover is projected to save Middlebury $11,000 a year in energy expenditures. Each CFL costs about $4, but will last for about 10,000 hours. Sophomore Bonnie Hemphill, another member of the jumpsuit set, says the CFLs in her parents’ North Carolina home haven’t needed to be changed once in the eight years since they were installed. The campaigners point out that CFLs do need to be recycled when they finally burn out because of their mercury content. It’s that element, in combination with the phosphorous coating, which enables the bulbs to direct

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energy primarily to light rather than to heat — the opposite of what occurs with energy-wasting incandescent bulbs. Efficiency Vermont plans to sponsor a competition next October to encourage every college in the state to replicate Middlebury’s achievement. If fully successful, the statewide effort will result in 14 fewer tons of carbon dioxide being released into Earth’s atmosphere, says Indu, an Efficiency Vermont project manager who goes by a single name. Efficiency Vermont finances its operations through a percentagebased surcharge on the bill of every electric ratepayer in the state. Middlebury may meanwhile move on to more ambitious conservation undertakings in the fall. The student environmental club is discussing a plan to make the college “carbon-neutral,” meaning it

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The foursome replacing bulbs last week have put their beliefs into personal practice. None of them had a car on campus; they rely instead on the town’s extensive public bus system. And all four say they never turned the heat on at all in their dorm rooms this past winter. It’s easy to go green at Middlebury, says sophomore Lizzie Quinn, a jumpsuiter from Long Island. “There’s so much energy and so much optimism on campus for environmental issues,” she says. “Being in Vermont acts as a crucible. We have all sorts of opportunities to work with community members on these issues.” While it’s true that climate change may already be irreversible, adds Hemphill, “We can still make it less severe. So many people say that being pessimistic is being realistic, but I say it’s just as realistic to be optimistic.” m

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he Latino-oriented record label Urban Box Office (UBO) said Friday it would put the new Spanish version of “The Star-Spangled Banner” on the market Monday to coincide with the U. S. Senate’s debate on immigration legislation.” — Fox News “I think people who want to be a citizen of this country ought to learn English.” — George W. Bush Gentle reader: ¡Hola! ¿Que tal? I’m afraid that’s all the Spanish I know, if you don’t count isolated words — mañana, tequila, Evita and so on. About 20 years ago, I took

What nobody’s saying in this trumped-up farce is that “Nuestro Himno” isn’t being forced on anyone. two months of Spanish lessons during a research trip to Madrid, but for some reason the only phrases that stick in my head are “Where are the skin creams, please?” and “I’m a stewardess for British Airways.” Neither of them will get me very far in the current debate raging over “Nuestro Himno,” the new, “Spanglishized” version of “The Star-Spangled Banner,” and evidently the greatest threat to national security and American amour propre since French fries and the Axis of Evil. In case you missed it, “Nuestro Himno” is the brainchild of British-born producer Adam Kidron, the head of Urban Box Office, who recently pulled together a number of Latino pop stars — Mexico’s Gloria Trevi, Puerto Rico’s Carlos Ponce, Cuban rapper Pitbull, etc. — to record a Spanish version of the national anthem as “a statement of solidarity with the immigrant movement,” and to coincide with what were expected to be further massive protests for immigrants’ rights on Monday, May 1. “I said, what’s a song we could record that everyone could rally around?” Kidron declared last week in an interview with The Miami Herald. “Me and everyone I know are living the American dream” — even the English need to learn English, it seems — “and, to an extent, we do it on the backs of American immigrants. I wanted to make the most beautiful version of the national anthem ever so it reflected the brilliance of these Latino artists.” If there’s a whiff of commercial exploitation in Kidron’s remarks, that, too, is as American as apple pie. “Look at how many Americans parade their Irish roots on St. Patrick’s Day,” Kidron explains. “And go down to Little Italy in New York. When you hear people speaking Italian in those restaurants, you think, oh, good, it’s authentic, the food must be good. Yet it seems to be a qualifi-

cation for Hispanic immigrants that they mustn’t . . . sing in their own language.” Granted, “Nuestro Himno” takes some rather large liberties with “The StarSpangled Banner,” warbling on not just about the “sacred flag,” “fierce combat” and “gleaming emblems of victory,” but “equality,” “brotherhood” and the need for immigrant workers to “break [their] chains.” Overseas, May 1 is International Workers’ Day, and it’s this, combined with good old American racism and paranoia, that has had the nation’s “conservative” punditry in such a froth. Take Michelle Malkin, for example, the syndicated columnist and TV talking head. Malkin is a sort of . . . well, a dark version of Ann Coulter, who thinks “Nuestro Himno” is a sign that Mexico intends to “reconquer” the United States. I’m not aware that Mexico ever did conquer the United States — I thought it was the other way around — but Malkin’s words are part of a well-orchestrated right-wing piece, and they dribble to insignificance next to other commentary I’ve read. “Just in time for their May Day celebrations,” says an editorial in The American Daily, “the hoards [sic] of illegal immigrants invading the U.S. have released a version of ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ in Spanish. [It] clearly shows what [they] want: They want amnesty and they want communism.” The American Daily is published out of Phoenix, Arizona, whose citizens can’t build fences quickly enough against the “Messican” menace. Even Charles Key, great-great-grandson of “The Star-Spangled Banner’s” original author, Francis Scott Key, has got in on the act, finding it “despicable that someone is going into our society from another country and . . . changing the national anthem.” If Key still got royalties on his ancestor’s words, I doubt he’d be so incensed. What nobody’s saying in this trumpedup farce is that “Nuestro Himno” isn’t being forced on anyone; no one’s asking that it be made “official,” for Spanishspeakers or anyone else. Singing “Nuestro Himno” is and will be entirely voluntary — if it can be sung at all, that is, which “The Star-Spangled Banner” notoriously can’t. Even professionals forget the words and start begging for mercy when confronted with this octave-swooping thing, which is why the anthem is now routinely lipsynched at baseball games — that and the memory of Roseanne Barr, whose raucous, crotch-grabbing rendition of the tune nearly led to riots in 1990. In It All Started With Columbus (1961), humorist Richard Armour explained how we got stuck with Key’s nightmare to begin with. “In an attempt to take Baltimore,” Armour wrote, “the British attacked Fort McHenry, which protected the harbor . . . During the bombardment, a young lawyer named Francis ‘Off’ Key wrote ‘The StarSpangled Banner,’ and when, by the dawn’s early light, the British heard it sung, they fled in terror!” So take heart, America — no hay nada temer. If millions of illegal aliens start singing Key’s song, they just might run shrieking back over the border. m

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Whenever you tune in, there’s plenty of begging on the station that bills itself as “Champlain Valley’s progressive talk-radio.” For the past two weeks, WVAA 1390 has been soliciting contributions. No matter that it’s a commercial entity; along with six other broadcasting entities in the Burlington market, WVAA is part of the New Hampshire-based radio group that owns MP103, The Point and Boston’s The River. At least twice an hour, a deejay urgently intones, “It’s listeners like you that keep WVAA on the air, to fight the right-wing media that has taken over the mainstream airwaves. Your support is proof that you’re truly progressive in your views, and we greatly appreciate it. If you would like to contribute, log on to WVAA1390.com and check out how you can help Talk 1390 WVAA continue in its fight against the right-wing media.” The station is careful to explain that donations are not tax-deductible. “If we want to stay around, we’ve gotta prove to the owners that we’re a viable format,” says Program Director J.J. Prieve. Generating a “secondary revenue stream” — advertising is the primary one — is a way to do that. “They’re getting membership into a preferred customer club,” Prieve explains. “We give them insider information on shows, first crack at the newsletter.” He says he’s received more than $1000 from 300 “members” in the past two weeks. “It’s not going to be anything that’s going to overtake the commercial inventory,” Prieve adds. “It’s a supplement that . . . lets us grow and get the progressive message out.” Check this out: Montpelier’s KelloggHubbard Library is shutting down next week — and again in October — in order to balance its budget. Borrowing at the historic library has increased dramatically; it now has the second-highest circulation in the state. The manner in which KelloggHubbard raises funds is also noteworthy: Six towns contribute tax dollars to the library in exchange for access, which makes it a “private library, not a municipal library,” says Director Martin Hahn. Of 17,000 potential borrowers in the service area, 13,000 have library cards. By contrast, Burlington’s Fletcher Free Library issues 12,084 cards in a city of 39,000. K-H’s problem is not participation, but planning. “We ended 2005 with a deficit of $135,000,” Hahn explains. “When we looked at 2006 and saw a possible deficit of $180,000, we had to take immediate action.” The library petitioned Montpelier residents for an additional $96,000, which voters approved overwhelmingly on Town Meeting Day. It also expanded fundraising through grants and donations and promised to reduce expenses. Kahn estimates the library will save $7000 each week it’s shuttered, for a total of $14,000 in savings. Even the VanGo Bookmobile will park it for a week in order to help the library make ends meet. One plus: The drop-off box will be open for returns, but technically, books that come due during the week of May 8 aren’t expected back until the following Monday, May 15. m

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School Daze As part of a two-day project tied to the reading of Anne Frank’s The Diary of a Young Girl, teachers at a middle school in Apopka, Fla., without warning or explanation, separated the school’s 440 eighth-graders by last names and issued yellow stars to those whose names began with the letters L through Z. For the rest of the day, the students wearing the yellow stars were subjected to various humiliations and denied the use of certain water fountains and restrooms. When some of the students complained to their parents, school principal Douglas Guthrie told reporters

gration, locked down classrooms to keep the youngsters in school. As part of the drill, Angie Marquez instructed teachers to place buckets in the back of classrooms for students who couldn’t wait until the end of the day to use the restroom. When parents demanded an explanation, school administrators defended Marquez but explained that she had misread the handbook governing crisis situations. “When there’s a nuclear attack, that’s when buckets are used,” Tim Brown, director of operations, told the Los Angeles Times.

Resident Carol Coburn said that she came up with the idea after reading about similar efforts in West Palm Beach. Fla., where crime decreased by as much as 40 percent in parks where classical music was played. Pointing out that “some of the greatest composers in history are now being viewed as some kind of bug spray or disinfectant,” Fink warned the Hartford crime fighters, “Beethoven is not going to save you.”

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have been converted into a second story. Colorful stage-style curtains tied to steel pillars make for a theatrical entrance to an austere but genial building that evokes as much wonderment as the display it houses. Its large, garage-style doors are pulled open on warm days, allowing visitors unobstructed views and scents of the museum’s grassy, flowery grounds. Shelburne patrons weary from walking the museum’s 45 acres will welcome the chance to rest in this airy interior. And all summer long, they can take a load off in chairs and settees designed by a few of the most celebrated figures in the American Modernist movement. Knoll, Inc., a preeminent American furniture design and manufacturing company, lent the Shelburne about 20 of its mid-20th-century masterworks with the stipulation that those looking at them would also be able to sit on them. Because of its butts-on policy, “Homey and Hip� differs delightfully from the standard keep-your-distance museum experience.

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itself. The fixture is a leftover from the original notion of presenting Kalkin’s building as the contemporary-style residence of a collector of folk art. If the interior did not contain the objects that make up “Homey and Hip,� the kitchen fixture would appear appropriate. In the midst of all this groundbreaking design, however, it looks utterly out of place and will surely cause visual confusion on the part of visitors. The show’s finale features an identical pair of easy chairs and an oval, marble-topped pedestal table designed by Eero Saarinen. The seating pieces, produced in the mid-1950s, are the first in the world to be fabricated from fiberglass. Their swooping lines call to mind the St. Louis Gateway Arch and the TWA terminal at New York’s Kennedy Airport that made Saarinen a hero of Modern architecture. As the “Womb Chair� title suggests, visitors are meant to curl up in these pieces, which include built-in foot rests. “Homey and Hip� is the first show assembled by Kory Rogers, a 28-year-old Oklahoma native who became curator of exhibitions in September after a twoyear stint as an intern. It’s an apt as well as auspicious debut. Rogers concentrated on mid20th-century design while studying for his graduate degree at the Smithsonian-Parsons School in Washington. He is planning a series of shows in the Kalkin House that will highlight the work of designers from his own generation. This theme should lend freshness to an institution that many twenty- and thirtysomething Vermonters probably associate with dusty old relics. Under the museum’s new director Stephan Jost, 37, the Shelburne appears determined to take on a cooler image in hopes of attracting younger audiences. With “Homey and Hip,� the makeover is off to a promising start. m

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Although he’s proud of his tractor and trailer, Krumholz is visibly envious of the giant loader that dumps the soil into his trailer. showed us.” There were eight kids in our family. They taught us to value education and all of the things that I feel make us better people.” His first load emptied, Krumholz heads back to the Intervale for more. The compost people wave him through. Although he’s proud of his tractor and trailer, Krumholz is visibly envious of the giant loader that dumps the soil into his trailer. “There’s a rig,” he says. The facility is busy on this beautiful spring morning. People are filling pickup trucks, trailers and barrels with compost, mulch and topsoil. Huge piles — some decomposing leaves, some black topsoil, others reeking of food waste — tower over the vehicles and buildings. The pungent smell of manure tickles the nostrils.

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Tampa Museum of Art in Florida, MusĂŠe d’Art Contemporain in MontrĂŠal, the Kunsthaus in Hamburg, Germany, and the Couvent des Cordeliers in Paris. But despite their large scale and outdoorsy themes, Fry’s pieces can work equally well indoors. In fact, lately she’s been moving toward designing smallerscale sculptures more suitable for homes, gardens and small businesses. It’s a process she calls “artistic interventionâ€? — that is, going into an empty space and transforming it into something aesthetically unique and special.

Fry’s works create a sort of mythical surrealism, where human-looking skin, bone and sinew meld with leaves, roots, tree limbs and animal features. Fry, an accomplished, MontrĂŠal-born artist, has owned a Winooski duplex with an expansive yard for 14 years. The grounds are replete with large sculptures and objets d’art that either don’t fit inside her crowded barn or simply don’t need to be confined indoors. In one corner stands a large, weldedsteel dress shaped like a cat’s head. Later this season, the dress will burst into a bright floral pattern, when the vines growing on it bloom. In the center of the lawn stands a tall but simple metal sculpture of a woman’s body — the “mother wicketâ€? for a set of smaller croquet wickets that are also shaped like the feminine form, Fry explains. And outside her nearby barn sits a jumble of ancient-looking ruins — concrete gargoyles, sphinxes, pillars and ziggurats. All bear some resemblance to human, plant and/or animal features: claws, faces, fruits, torsos. Fry is best known for her large public sculptures, in the United States and abroad. Her pieces have appeared in Burlington’s Firehouse Gallery, the

Many Burlington residents are no doubt familiar with Fry’s larger pieces. In 1999, she created the garden of concrete “CLAWFOOT�

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sphinxes and lions in the Pomerleau Neighborhood Park, on the corner of Shelburne Road and Home Avenue. Adjacent to the bus stop outside the Price Chopper supermarket, the circular garden features vinecovered columns, cobblestone walks and small sitting walls. It serves as an oasis from the commercial cacophony of Route 7. Less well known but more thematically complex is the sculpture Fry created in 2003 for the Mermaid House at 84 North Avenue in the Old North End. The mermaid sculpture juts from the building’s façade and incorporates themes related to the building’s long history. During the excavation of the Mermaid House site, workers uncovered the bones of soldiers from the War of 1812. They also unearthed a stash of coffee pots, suggesting that the site was once used as a military supply depot during the war.

ated only after a number of community outreach meetings, which occurred at four different libraries. She also had to develop two sets of designs for each library, and work with six different project managers. In all, the design alone took two years to be approved. Today, Fry still applies to calls for artists from around the United States. But she says she’s developed a newfound appreciation for smaller projects and more personal, commissioned works. “The same skills that go into something big can go into something small,� she says. Fry’s own home provides a glimpse into her more intimate creations. Hanging in her living room is one work in progress: two knot-like sculptures that reflect one another from opposing walls. Vaguely resembling reclined human bodies, or infinity symbols, the pieces comprise sheets of paper on which Fry

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Fry incorporated these themes by designing a mermaid wearing a hat from a soldier’s uniform of that period; to commemorate the supply depot, the mermaid is holding a coffee pot. Because the sculpture faces Lake Champlain, her hair is composed of leaping lake perch. The mermaid’s tail fans into a scallop shell, a nod to a more recent tenant of the property: a Shell gas station. Fry’s one lament is that there’s no plaque on the building explaining the symbolic significance of all these features. Her most recent public piece was a series of wall-relief sculptures commissioned by the Pompano Beach Branch Library in Fort Lauderdale. Installed last year, the sculptures combine the themes of nature and human knowledge, with pompano fish leaping from a sea of letters and numbers. Though the work was artistically a success, Fry admits that the process was hugely bureaucratic and laboriously time-consuming. Each sculpture was cre-

had jotted down her thoughts and daily “to-do� lists. She’s also thrown a few lottery tickets into the mix. “When you think about it, that’s what a lot of people’s lives are — lists and dreams,� Fry explains. “How do you get them together so your life isn’t just lists?� Most of her works are meant to be touched — and to touch the people who commission them. Whether she’s designing a piece for a large public museum or a small business or home, Fry says, she tries to incorporate the architecture of building, the natural contours of the land surrounding it and, most importantly, the personality and character of the people who work or live there. This is evident from a new artistic direction on display in her living room: air-conditioner covers made of plaster molded from empty cookie wrappers. As Fry confesses, “I don’t drink much or do drugs, but I do like my cookies.� m

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they walk into a house. They’re calculating what they’re going to have to put in, and then take that off the asking price.” Both Farrell and Fisher offer consultations and charge by the hour. Both also offer props, such as artwork, furniture pieces and other items, to help make an empty house look more presentable. The price of staging a house can range from several hundred dollars to several thousand, depending on the amount of work involved and the size of the house. But as Farrell points

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here are no sirens, no flashing lights, no crackling police radio in Timothy Ahonen’s run-down maroon Chevy pickup. But as the code enforcement officer cruises the streets of Burlington’s Old North End one STORY Thursday afternoon in April, he’s looking CATHY for people breaking the law. RESMER Ahonen, a former Burlington cop, notices a broken chair lying on the lawn IMAGE in front of a multi-family apartment ANDY building. “That’s a housing issue,” he DUBACK comments disapprovingly. He makes a mental note and keeps driving. He’s headed to investigate the progress of a zoning complaint at another property, but he can’t help pointing out sundry violations as he sees them. “You develop an eye for these things,” he observes. Ahonen is one of the city’s seven code enforcement officers. These men and women are charged with upholding Burlington’s zoning laws and the Minimum Housing Ordinance contained in Chapter 18 of the city’s statues. They also monitor compliance with regulations regarding noise, parking, trash removal and public health. With more than 10,000 rental units that need to be inspected once every 12 to 18 months, and several hundred additional complaints annually, it’s a busy job.

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neighbors. “We keep the peace,” he says. On this afternoon, Ahonen, the inspector who handles zoning violations, is on his way to a house in the Old North End where neighbors have complained about cars parked illegally in the yard. That’s the biggest zoning issue in town, especially in areas with high concentrations of college students living off-campus. Students aren’t the problem here, though. The owner of this property is using the tiny

from seven cars to four,” he notes. Though it’s illegal to have so many cars packed into the space, Ahonen can’t simply have the vehicles removed. Once a neighbor complains, he first visits the site to verify the complaint. Then he sends a letter giving the owner 10 days to correct the violation or produce a permit exempting it. But with zoning violations, owners have a number of ways to forestall action, and the process typically takes a while.

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Ahonen has been working on this site since February. Despite the slow pace of change, he describes this owner as “very cooperative,” and says he’s probably moving as fast as he can to get rid of the cars. McKnight, who has accompanied the inspector on this visit, says in a case like this neighbors may think the city is doing nothing with a complaint,

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Next Coutrayer descends into the basement, where he finds a laundry basket and a full recycling bin abutting the unit’s boiler. “Tell your tenant they can’t store stuff around the heating system,� he says. After testing the smoke detectors and checking the second floor, that’s all Coutrayer can find to say about the first unit. The second apartment is another story. At first, the inspector seems pleased with the condition of the place. It’s not as nice as the other half of the duplex — the owner says he hasn’t had a chance to renovate it yet — but the windows and walls meet Coutrayer’s approval. He spots an extension cord and checks to see if the landlord has provided a surge protector. He has. When the two descend the stairs to the basement, Coutrayer again reminds the landlord about storing items too close to the heating system. Then he sees the smoke detector. The building is fitted with detectors that are hardwired into the electrical system, but the faceplate for the one in the basement has been removed. Wires dangle recklessly from the base. Coutrayer shakes his head. Tampering with smoke detectors is illegal. When the inspector climbs the stairs to the second floor, he peers into a room with two twin beds. Judging by the colorful sheets, it’s the kids’ bedroom. That detector’s out, too. He checks all the rooms. “Oh,� he murmurs somberly, “they’re all out. That’s not good.� The landlord absorbs the news stoically, though he’s probably not too pleased to find his investment so blatantly unprotected. When he’s through with the inspection, Coutrayer pulls a pink flyer from his backpack and leaves it on one of the placemats on the tenants’ kitchen table. The flyer explains that tenants who disable smoke detectors can be fined $1000 — per offense. In other words, these folks could get slapped with a $5000 fine. Coutrayer tells the landlord the tenants have 24 hours to get the detectors back on line. He’ll return for a follow-up inspection on Monday to be sure the problem has been fixed. And what if the fix is only temporary? Coutrayer warns that next time he’s cruising around the neighborhood in his white Malibu, he’ll stop by for a surprise inspection. “I drive up, show ’em my badge, and say, ‘Just got to make sure the smokes are in,� he explains. “If I come on a surprise visit and they’re out, they’re fined.� Sure makes him sound a lot like a cop. m

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ome evangelical Christians claim to be “in the world, not of it.” Substitute “Burlington” for the “world,” and the same could be said about musical ascetics Carrigan. The band — formed in 2000 as a loosely tethered, if sonically expansive, duo — remain something of a mystery to local scenesters. Shortly into their career, Carrigan blossomed into a rock-oriented four-piece. With the departure of two members in 2003, songwriter Zach Martin and drummer Ken Johnson nearly called it a day. Instead, they threw away their musical blueprint, embracing the two-piece format. But fans were left largely in the dark: The re-configuration happened behind the scenes, with only the occasional performance to hint at the group’s continued existence. That self-imposed exile is about to come to an end. With a release party this week for their excellent sophomore disc, Young Men Never Die, Carrigan are poised to ditch their dark-horse reputation once and for all. Duos are seemingly ubiquitous in the rock world these days — The White Stripes and Black Keys immediately come to mind. But where those acts rely on bare-bones primitivism, Carrigan musters a massively layered sound. Martin, 25, is a formidable multi-instrumentalist, often playing guitar, keys and/or vibraphone at the same time. In addition, he triggers sundry effects and samples. Oh, and he sings, too. Johnson, 29, is likewise capable, handling both percussion chores and electronics. Despite the gadgetry, Carrigan’s music — which ranges from backbeat-heavy space rock to fractured electro-ballads — doesn’t sound sterile. “It’s actually more organic

moniker, which happens to be Martin’s middle name. “I guess we can give up on keeping that a secret,” he jokes. “We had a bunch of names on the table, and they were all pretty ridiculous. We decided to give the band a nice-sounding name, with nothing behind it.” Nothing, that is, except genealogy. The group has received emails from a number of individuals with the surname Carrigan who ask what the deal is. “We’ve had several come through our website,” Johnson divulges. “At this point they rival our fan mail.” With a fully functional lineup, the band began performing live, releasing a self-titled EP on Johnson’s So Good Music label in 2001. Things went well, as local and national listeners swooned over Carrigan’s wordless soundscapes. “Then we radically changed again,” says Martin. As he became more interested in writing tunes with vocals, Martin’s bassist jumped ship. Says Interlandi: “I have a strong penchant for instrumental music, and the inclusion of vocals wasn’t totally appealing to me at the time. I’m more impressed with Zack’s singing now.” It was an amicable departure; Interlandi will even sit in on a few tunes at the upcoming release party. “The other day, Jeb came down to work on some stuff, and we played a new song,” Johnson says. “And what came out sounded almost like it could have been on the old EP. I think that’s a testament to the huge role he played during that era of the band.” Losing a key member was difficult, but Carrigan soldiered on, drafting exDrowningman low-ender Dave Barnett and

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than it’s ever been,” Johnson relates. “We owe a lot of it to the fact that we’re a twopiece. It’s so much easier to go into the rehearsal space, start making noises, and let the song bubble up out of nothing.” Carrigan began as an unnamed collaboration between Martin and bassist Jeb Interlandi, longtime friends who grew up in South Hero. With an ear to the post-rock sounds of late-’90s Chicago, the two explored new musical ideas. UVM grad Johnson joined in 2001, bringing a complementary rhythmic perspective. At that point, the band’s highly textural instrumentals had only begun to take shape. But even then Martin anticipated change. “I knew that I wanted to eventually incorporate other kinds of songwriting, including vocals,” he explains. “But it was a good place to start.” Around that time the band chose its

ex-Cancer Conspiracy guitarist Daryl Rabidoux to flesh out their sound. This incarnation of the group veered towards epic rock, à la Radiohead and vintage U2. “It was a strange point for us,” Martin recalls. “We got a lot of gigs, because it was a more conventional sound. But I wasn’t completely satisfied with the material.” There were also problems within the group. Rabidoux, who now co-owns a local recording studio, eventually opted out of Carrigan to pursue his production interests. “Personal issues” drove Barnett from the fold not long after. With two members gone, the situation deteriorated rapidly. “It was a crash-and-burn scenario,” Johnson recalls. “We thought the band was over.” For all intents and purposes, it was. Still, Martin and Johnson had a keen interest in performing together — they just weren’t

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sure how. “When we first started as a duo, it was for a once-a-week improv gig at [the now-defunct] Waiting Room,” Martin explains. “We tried that, but it wasn’t really working. ‘Jamband’ is kind of a blacklisted word to us. So when we went to practice for the show, we naturally started writing a song. And we weren’t about to stop doing that.” Although their music has origins in spontaneous noisemaking, Carrigan’s arrangements are meticulous and, in some cases, ongoing. Martin describes the process: “There’s a general idea of what we want as a framework,” he says. “Then we establish the changes, to make it fluid. While we’re doing that we make notes about what kind of sounds and samples we eventually want to color it with. We play songs live that aren’t quite finished; they continue to grow.” This open-ended approach is largely responsible for the long gestation of Young Men Never Die. Martin shrugs off the delay. “First of all, for people out of state, it’s just another recorded album,” he says. “It could’ve been done in three weeks. But our friends know that it’s been like, a couple years.” It’s obvious the album isn’t a rush job. Engineered and co-produced by Rabidoux, Young Men has a sonic lushness that exceeds most local releases. Each musical passage sounds remarkably considered, probably because it was. “There was definitely indecision in the recording side of things,” Martin explains. “I think we rushed it in the beginning, so there was a lot of backtracking. We finally had a framework after a year and a half. That’s when we really said, ‘OK — let’s do it.’” In periods of inactivity, though, frustration built. “For a time, it was a very bad experi-

ence,” Johnson admits. “A lot of it was left out of my hands, because I had already done my parts.” In a two-piece band, blame can’t be spread very far. “I understood that what was left — the melodic aspects of the album — were almost entirely in Zach’s hands,” he continues. “It was kind of soul-rending.” Not recording in a conventional studio can be liberating, but without deadlines and time constraints, things can easily get out of hand. “You can refine it forever, and never be happy with anything you’ve done,” Johnson explains. “We were sort of stuck in that loop for a while. But then one day, the fog lifted. For whatever reason — and Zach still hasn’t told me what it was — he became really committed, and started working every spare minute to get the thing done.” During the studio sessions, Carrigan all but disappeared from public view. This wasn’t just due to their recording commitments. “In Burlington, you can get to a point where you’re making decent money playing shows, because people know what to expect,” Martin says. “I think that can be very damaging to a band. We strive not to wear out our welcome. It’s as important to spend time writing new material and perfecting it as it is playing shows for friends. We like playing here, and people treat us really well. But we also try to set our sights outside of town. I’ve always said that Burlington is a great place to live, but an even better place to come home to.” With the release of Young Men, Carrigan are primed to deliver their music to new audiences. “Now that we have the album to support, we’ll be getting out more,” Martin says. “We’re no longer ‘the band behind the curtain.’” m

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It’s bound to happen at least a few times a month: too many shows, not enough time. Still, it’s rare there’s so much action on a Sunday night. Well, I might as well announce it now: “Sopranos� night at Casa de Casey is cancelled. Burlington’s 1/2 Lounge is hosting a series of performances with “celebrity� curators, and the first one — with yours truly presenting — kicks off this Sunday at 9 p.m. Think the All Tomorrow’s Parties festival, but much, much smaller. We’re actually still trying to come up with a snappy title. Feel free to email me if you’ve got one. Anyway, I’ve invited a couple of acts to perform. Farm is a St. Albans-based trio with a hazy, indiefolk vibe. I’ve yet to see them live, but I did review their disc a while back. At that point, I called their music an “intoxicating mix of the everyday and the idyllic.� Hope they haven’t gone techno. Austin Sirch is a young, central Vermont-based songwriter who has likewise impressed me. His psychedelic folk tunes make me dream of a better tomorrow. Well, maybe not. But they’re certainly pretty. So come on by and help get the series off the ground. I’m also hoping to catch at least some of “Renaissance rock� band Faun Fables at the Higher Ground Ballroom. And I might just make it: The freaky, San Francisco-based act goes on at 8 p.m. I really enjoyed bandleader Dawn “The Faun� McCarthy’s solo performance at HG a few months back. This time she’s bringing a full band, including Nils Frykdahl of avant-rockers Sleepytime Gorilla Museum. If you want to know more, check out my review of Faun Fables’ new disc, The Transit Rider, on page 49A. Winooski’s Monkey House is usually closed on Sundays, but is making an exception for New Orleans-based trio Drums and Tuba, who will be joined by locals The Cave Bees and Ryan Power & the Prons. D&T are definitely an interesting group. Signed to Ani DiFranco’s Righteous Babe Records, they employ sundry samplers and electronics in music that runs from hypnotic downtempo to slippery neo-prog. And yes, there is a tuba. The $5 show — which I’ll probably miss — starts at 8:30 p.m. So much for a day of rest.

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On Wednesday, May 10, Burlington’s Club Metronome welcomes Cirque du Singe BrisĂŠ — known in English as the Circus of the Shattered Monkey — back to town for an evening of entertainment. A Massachusetts-based touring collective, Cirque features a revolving cast of indie musicians and artists. Rich Van Vleet, the cousin of reclusive avant-rock legend Captain Beefheart, founded the organization in 2004 to help showcase performers “on the fringe.â€? His crew has been staging “executionsâ€? around New England ever since. Headlining the Metronome show are The Mammals, whose ranks include the grandson of the legFARM endary Pete Seeger, as well as the daughter of fiddle maestro Jay Ungar. Those are some tight genes. TWINEMEN Also on the bill is local “dark popâ€? songwriter Sean Altrui, who will be joined by bassist Aram Bedrosian. “We’re trying to put together a cover of Beefheart’s “Wellâ€? from Trout Mask Replica,â€? Altrui told me. Nothing like a challenge. But wait, there’s more: Boston-based singer-songwriter Ryan Fitzsimmons, Appalachia-goes-Afrobeat act Sugarblue, old-time enthusiasts Hammer & Saw, experimental bluegrass band The Gray Sky Girls and Cirque regulars Hypaspace will all perform. That’s enough to shatter anybody’s monkey. The $12 show kicks off at 7 p.m. Check out http://www.TheShatteredMonkey.com for sound clips and info.

UNWOUND & RE-WOUND When I moved to Vermont in the early ’90s, one of the first things I did was check out my local music shop, Pure Pop Records. I can still recall the CDs I purchased: a used copy of The Doors’ L.A. Woman — my cassette was beyond busted — and Good, an album by a littleknown Boston trio called Morphine. The Doors disc collected dust (how many times did I really need to hear “Riders on the Storm�?) but Morphine became a serious, umm,

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habit. Something about the band’s noir saxophone and ominous bass grooves kept me coming back for more. I remained a fan long after they’d been overshadowed by the decade’s grungier acts. When Morphine front man and chief songwriter Mark Sandman died of a heart attack onstage in 1999, I was shocked and bummed. Undoubtedly, so were his bandmates. In tribute to their fallen comrade, remaining members Dana Colley and Billy Conway convened Orchestra Morphine, a nine-piece touring band. Some time after, the two formed a new group, Twinemen, with vocalist Laurie Sargent, formerly of Beantown New-Wavers Face to Face. Twinemen have two discs to their credit, with a third to be released this year. As expected, there are some similarities to Morphine. The thick, baritone sax and spare percussion will be familiar to fans of the old group. But Twinemen aren’t nearly as dark; some songs could even be called upbeat. The band will swing through Vermont for two dates this week: at Bradford’s Middle Earth Music Hall on Thursday, May 4, and the Red Square in Burlington the following evening. Check out http://www.twinemen.com to get a taste of their sound.

MOB RULES After months of silence, I recently heard from Turkey Bouillon Mafia keys man Adam King. I admit, I hadn’t really been that worried. Still, is it so hard to drop a line? Seems that King and his crew have been touring their asses off. “We’ve been killing it in New York City, Philly and the rest of New England lately,� King reports. “We’re also playing the main stage at [Philadelphia’s] Dancing Wu Li Festival on May 20.� Who names these festivals, anyway? TBM will have plenty of jammy company at the gig: Steve Kimock, Keller Williams and Blues Traveler are also scheduled to appear. You’re a swell guy, Adam, but those other acts don’t do a damn thing for me. The Mafia will play their first B-Town gig since New Year’s at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge on Saturday, May 6. Joining them are funk-rock-world act Twiddle, from Hubbardton, Vermont, and Burlington’s pop-rock piano man Zac Clark. Full disclosure: I didn’t even know there was a town called Hubbardton. At any rate, King sounds psyched for the show. “It’s the end of the semester for the kiddies, and we’re definitely the coolest thing going on that anyone would want to be a part of.� Cooler than keg stands? We’ll leave that at a strong maybe. m

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:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central BLUE FOX (blues), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE WITH HAPPY HOUR, Langdon St. CafÊ, 7 p.m. NC.

SETH YACOVONE (blues, rock singersongwriter; leukemia research fundraiser), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 8 p.m. $5. OPEN MIKE WITH BRUCE JONES, Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE WITH JIM MCHUGH, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern TOM LESHINSKI (solo guitar), Chow! Bella, 6 p.m. NC. DAVID MURPHY (American roots), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. SVEN CURTH (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC.

THU.04 :: burlington area SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by ANTONY SANTOR (jazz), 10 p.m. NC. REGGAE NIGHT, Parima, 9 p.m. NC. “FUNâ€? WITH DJ CHIA (dance), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. SIESTA BEATS, Miguel’s Stowe Away, 10 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE WITH MARK LAMPHEAR & TOM STANZIOLA (blues, jazz), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & FRIENDS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. JAPHY RYDER (funk, jam), RĂ­ RĂĄ Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. A-DOG PRESENTS, Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. CHERRY BOMB WITH DJS MISA, MEOW, KMS (eclectic), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. TOP HAT TRIVIA, followed by UVM ROCKS FT. SCARLET STEVE AND THE NEW SIBERIANS, Nectar’s, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. AKROBATIK, DJ THERAPY (hip-hop), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $6/10. 18+. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop, r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC.

BANG BANG WITH DJS JAH RED & DEMUS (reggae, reggaeton), Second Floor, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m. C-LOW (hip-hop DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. GEORGE VOLAND JAZZ, American Flatbread, 8 p.m. NC. RODNEY PUTNAM (acoustic rock), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. WILLY PORTER, GLEN PHILLIPS (singer-songwriter), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $16/18. AA. THE FALL OF TROY, THE NUMBER 12 LOOKS LIKE YOU, HEAVY HEAVY LOW LOW, THE BLACKOUT PACT (hardcore, emo), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 6:30 p.m. $8/10. AA. INTERGALACTIC TAXI (hyperfused jazz), Monkey House, 9:30 p.m. NC. ECHO CONFECTION (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. WCLX BLUES NIGHT WITH SETH YACOVONE ACOUSTIC, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: northern KARAOKE WITH TIM RUSSELLE, Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. MARK ABAIR & THE METROS (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LUCID (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT WITH LUCAS & SOUND OBSESSION DJ, Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop, r&b), Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. DOWN TO THE WIRE (Celtic groove), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. REGGAE NIGHT, Piecasso Pizzeria & Lounge, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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:: champlain valley TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DJ, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. THE CASUAL FIASCO, JAPHY RYDER (jam, funk), Great Falls Club, Middlebury, 8:30 p.m. NC.

:: central LEFT EYE JUMP (blues), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS (honky-tonk), Langdon St. Café, 6 p.m. Donations; SHANNON MURRAY & BRIANNA LANE (riot grrl singer-songwriters), 8 p.m. Donations; GUA GUA (psychotropical), 10 p.m. Donations.

KIP MEAKER (blues), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. CINCO DE MAYO PARTY WITH B.A. FUNKHOUSE, PUSSY POSSE (funk, rock), Positive Pie II, 10 p.m. $5/8. AA. TRAGIC FALLACY, BLINDED BY RAGE, BLACKOUT FRENZY, DOWNPLAY (metal, hardcore; CD release party), Vergennes Opera House, 6:30 p.m. $5. AA. JONATHAN EDWARDS (country-folk), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $25.

:: northern VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. SCHOOL BUS YELLOW (jam), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. THE HUBCATS (acoustic duo), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. HALLMARK JAZZ QUARTET, Chow! Bella, 7:30 p.m. NC. GLASS ONION (rock), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. FOREVER IN MOTION (ambient), Piecasso Pizzeria & Lounge, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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It’s official: The Queen City is in the middle of a hip-hop boom. Over the last couple of years, Burlington’s rappers and DJs have raised the bar for homegrown “urban” music. Make room for The Aztext, whose excellent Haven’t You Heard is destined to become a local hip-hop classic. Featuring the microphone talents of Pro and Learic, The Aztext trade in alliterative rhymes with more twists and turns than 89 South. Following an obligatory introduction, the disc kicks into gear with “It’s True,” a track also featured on the recent compilation Greetings From Vermont. Tough yet tuneful, the song boasts bluesy, sampled piano and an articulate flow. “Breakthrough” is loaded with good-natured braggadocio. In keeping with hip-hop tradition, the duo spends plenty of time cataloguing their skills. But their rapid-fire lyrics break from the norm, glorifying musical integrity over commercial success. “Learn to Talk,” looks at self-identity through a Québecois lens. “Growin’ up a half-American/Canadian kid, I never knew home sweet home, that’s just the way that it is,” Pro states. “Thinkin’ in French, speaking in English and playin’ with kids / Who did the opposite, and know what they was sayin’ and shit.” It isn’t your average street narrative. But, as the advice goes, write what you know. “You Is You” takes president Bush to task for the administration’s response to Hurricane Katrina. “We got a crisis in the making, lots of lives are being taken / I’m sorry the president had to return early from vacation,” the rappers chide. “Where were you when they needed you? / Oh, you can send 18-year-olds to Iraq to get killed but can’t protect your own red, white and blue?” Sadly, the questions are still relevant. “Better Act Like You Know” is a ready-made club banger. Again, the lyrics reflect the ethics of the underground. “Soon as you’re major then they say, ‘don’t go against the grain’ / So I decided if it happens, I’ll just let it rain,” the MCs proudly declare. Indie hip-hop star Wordsworth pops by for the title track, a spicy cut with a coarse guitar sample and ball-busting beat. Things (literally) go south on “This Right Here,” which features a slow-motion groove straight out of cough syrup-happy Houston. Chances are The Aztext won’t be asking Haven’t You Heard? for much longer. Their CD release party takes place at Nectar’s on Tuesday, May 9.

Faun Fables are the brainchildren of San Francisco-based singer-songwriter Dawn “The Faun” McCarthy. Accompanied by a revolving cast of players, McCarthy delivers songs loaded with passionate, pagan imagery. FF’s latest disc, The Transit Rider, is the musical equivalent of staring into cat’s eyes: intriguing, if somewhat unnerving. The group owes a good deal to the psych-folk practitioners of yore. Wordy surrealists Pearls Before Swine are touchstones, as are British occultniks Current 93. Influences aside, Faun Fables’ knotty compo-

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sitions are enchanting on their own. McCarthy’s untamed vocals are like a cross between indie songstress Cat Power and Heart’s Ann Wilson. Alone, her flight-of-fancy melodies are interesting. When accompanied by frequent collaborator Nils Frykdahl’s canny baritone, they’re positively riveting. “I am a transit rider, comings and goings are all the same,” McCarthy sings on the haunting “Transit Theme.” Her quasi-mystical prose is accompanied by chiming acoustic guitar, autoharp and spare percussion. The tune’s minor-key lilt and witchy charm plays like make-out music for randy heathens. Despite its seductive arrangement, “In Speed” is thornier. “Who cares about you — if you live or die,” McCarthy coos over baroque instrumentation. Frykdahl answers with an outcast’s contempt: “All I need is me and my thoughts . . . You’ve got a nail through your heart? I’d say you’ve got a nail through your soul.” Somebody’s been drinking sour mead. “Roadkill” makes no attempt to hide the band’s disdain for the modern world. In it, Frykdahl laments an automobile-felled coyote. “I am free to go my way while you are left there broken / With only burning Father Sun to grieve and bleach your bones as white as the moon,” he sings. Wait till they put in a Starbucks. “Fire & Castration” celebrates folksy amulets and homemade charms. According to the disc’s liner notes, the tune comes from an ailing friend of Frykdahl’s now-deceased brother. “She gave us the lyrics in one astonishing burst of iron-clad logic,” Frykdahl explains. While he doesn’t divulge the author’s fate, her sentiment is telling: “The day that they work is the day that you know they weren’t made in vain,” she states. Those with an aversion to Renaissance fairs will probably want to skip The Transit Rider. But if freethinking idolaters are your cup ’o blood, you’ll love it. Catch Faun Fables at the Higher Ground Ballroom on Sunday, May 7, with Pinback and Pleaseeasar.

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SUN.07 :: burlington area OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC; SNAKE MOUNTAIN MOONSHINERS (oldtime), 7 p.m. NC; DAVID WELLS (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m. NC; JUSTIN PETERSON (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m. NC; BUCKINGHAM PHALLUS (indie-rock), 8 p.m. NC. DJ PRECIOUS (dance, house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. SOUL SUNDAY WITH DJ CRE8, Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. CURATED SONGWRITER SERIES WITH FARM, AUSTIN SIRCH (indie-folk, rock), 1/2 Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. GTD & KISS FM PRESENT: JUGTOWN PIRATES, EFFECTIVE DOSE, SETH GOOBY & POETRY SEESIONS WITH MOLLY MCGILL AND SETH JARVIS (old-time, jam, groove-rock, poetry), Nectar’s, 2 p.m. NC. 18+. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (techno, house), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. NC. ENGINEER, THIS IS WHY, CARACALLA, WRECK (punk, hardcore), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $5. AA. DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS (reggae, dancehall), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DRUMS & TUBA, CAVE BEES, RYAN POWER & THE PRONS (alt-rock),

Monkey House, 8:30 p.m. $5. PINBACK, PLEASEEASAUR, FAUN FABLES (indie-rock, avant-folk), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $12/14. AA. CANOE IMPORTS PADDLING MOVIE SHOWCASE, Higher Ground Ballroom, 7:30 p.m. $7. AA. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

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CUOMO (rock), Radio Bean, 5:30 p.m. NC; DARREN DECIDE (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m.; IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. NEW ARTIST SERIES: DAVID SYMONS, TIM LANG & GUESTS (Gypsy, klezmer), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. SONNY & PERLEY (international cabaret), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. MONOPRIX, SWALE (alt-rock), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY WITH FATTIE B. (’80s/’90s jams), 11 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Celtic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. SWAMP CABBAGE WITH SPECIAL GUEST RICK REDDINGTON (bluesrock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. THE MAMMALS, CIRCUS OF THE SHATTERED MONKEY (rock, eclectic), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $12. OPEN MIKE WITH ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. EUGENE MIRMAN, MICHAEL SHOWATER, LEO ALLEN (comedy), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $13/15. 18+. IPOD WEDNESDAYS (eclectic), Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT OPEN SESSION, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, 8 p.m. NC.

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MON.08 :: burlington area OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. VORCZA (progressive groove-jazz), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. ELECTRIC RELAXATION WITH DJ FATTIE B. (downtempo), 1/2 Lounge, 9:30 p.m. NC. SCOTT TOURNET BAND, JESS CLEMONS & THE COOPERATIVE (rock, Americana), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. LUCAS REYNOLDS OF BLUE MERLE, ELLIOT MORRIS (singer-songwriters), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $7/10. AA.

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CALL TO ARTISTS THE E1 STUDIO COLLECTIVE is looking for art for a June exhibit on the theme of "Dolls" and/or "Candy." Info, e1studiocollective@yahoo.com or 860-0786. THE CARVING STUDIO AND SCULPTURE CENTER invites sculptors to submit proposals for SculptFest06. The theme is "Extraterrestrial," and the works should be large-scale outdoor pieces suitable to the post-industrial landscape outside the studio. Deadline: July 5. Info, http://www.carvingstudio.org or 438-2097.

OPENINGS

Plane Truth

T EXHIBIT “Breaking Boundaries: Beyond the 2D Barrier,” a group exhibit of mixedmedia works by local artists. South End Arts and Business Association, 180 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Through June 1.

ARTWORK “Plane Blue” by Will Patlove

PHOTO Marc Awodey

he main artistic event of Burlington’s South End Arts and Business Association is its annual South End Art Hop in September, but SEABA also maintains a modest, year-round gallery space in its Flynn Avenue office. The current show, entitled “Breaking Boundaries: Beyond the 2D Barrier,” offers assemblages, shaped canvasses, mixed media and wallinstalled ceramics. The dynamic collection subverts the antiquated notion of two-dimensional work as a “window into space.” SEABA enlisted the brickwalled showroom of its neighboring office — Red Concrete, a producer of artful concrete and stone products — to accommodate large-scale pieces by several of the eight exhibiting artists. Will Patlove’s shaped canvasses present minimal, geometric imagery. He notes in his artist’s statement: “My work is and always has been about paring things down and removing excess.” Patlove’s paintings are monochromatic, but he bends his picture planes outward, so that shadows tint their surfaces. To create the white acrylic “Second Time,” canvas was stretched over a protrusion at far right, allowing a gray shadow to slope off its edge. “Plane Blue” portrays a trapezoid, but the shape’s lower left corner is raised. This makes the medi-

um-blue trapezoid appear to float above the light-blue ground. Tabbatha Henry’s ceramics are more about truth in materials than illusion. Her “Four Ways of Being” and “Solitaire” wall sculptures, hung in the Red Concrete showroom, are constructed from red and black clay and porcelain. Henry describes them as “exploring the elements of time, heat and pressure, and their roles in ceramics, the landscape and ourselves.” Each of the five rectangular horizontals are about 3 feet long and made to the specific proportions, Henry explains, of “the Golden Rectangle,” whose ratios are found repeatedly in nature. Perhaps those proportions are what impart an air of mystery to her works. “Four Ways of Being” is a series of four individual black rectangles with central white areas. “Solitaire” is a singular white rectangle with black at its center. Gary Godberson takes a totally different approach to ceramics. His pointed yet humorous terra-cotta pieces are representational, like three-dimensional caricatures. “Gen. Tommy Franks” is a 2002 work with three quizzical busts on a shelf labeled “Surprise,” “Shock” and “Awe.” A missile passes through them, as in three frames of a comic. Indeed,

Godberson suggests that bringing his cartoonish sculptures into three dimensions gives their subject matter “more permanence.” Godberson’s 2005 “Things I Think About While Waiting at Traffic Lights” lampoons the popular “Support Our Troops” magnetic yellow ribbons. He drew the outline of a car on the wall and festooned it with six ceramic ribbons bearing slogans such as “Support my selfish lifestyle” and “Support greedy politicians who lie.” Lori Hinrichsen’s three mixed-media wall pieces are untitled; their materials are silk organza and cotton hand-dyed with logwood and osage orange, silk-screened imagery, digital photographs, text on fabric, hand-stitched markings and bamboo. The silk organza is a gossamer fabric that forms a sheer veil over square sheets of fabric hung from bamboo sticks. Hinrichsen printed images of trees and branches onto inner layers of cloth, and added texts such as “This moment is my home.” Modern physicists are pondering the theory that there may be as many as 11 dimensions in our universe. This SEABA exhibit goes beyond the standard two — who knows what new dimensions future artists might explore? m

RED CEDAR BROOK SCHOOL EXHIBIT: "Exploring Vermont's Working Landscape: Past and Present," student works exploring the relationship between people and place. Vermont Folk Life Center, Middlebury, 388-4964. Reception May 4, 4-6 p.m. Through May 9. 25TH ANNUAL STUDENT ART SHOW: Works by students at Hyde Park and Thatcher Brook elementary schools. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Reception May 4, 3-5 p.m. Through May 27. HAITIAN BENEFIT ART SHOW: Paintings by Haitian children and their teachers, on sale to benefit the program that links them. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 223-3338. Opening celebration May 4, 7 p.m. Through May. LANCE RICHBOURG: "Marilyn and Joe," paintings. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Reception May 5, 5:30-8 p.m. Through June 24. ‘DOMESTIC SPYNE’: A group exhibit that takes a satirical look at politics and security. E1 Studio Collective, Burlington, 860-0786. Reception May 5, 5:30-9 p.m. Through May 30. SAGE TUCKER-KETCHAM & MICHAEL GOOD: "Circle of Color," paintings; and "Implied Infinity," gold jewelry, respectively. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Reception May 5, 6-8 p.m. Through May. GROUP SHOW: Paintings by Alexandra Bottinelli, Susan Russell, Harriet Wood and Ann Young. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Reception May 5, 5-8 p.m. Through July. TOM LASCELL: "Katmandu Bazaar, An Exhibition of Faces," black-and-white photography taken at a Nepalese marketplace. Green Door Studio, 20 1/2 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124. Reception May 5, 5 p.m. Through May 20. ‘PAPER + GLUE: AN EXPLORATION OF AN ICONIC MATERIAL’: Furniture designs in corrugated cardboard by architecture students at Norwich University. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Fourth Floor, Burlington, 865-7166. Reception May 5, 5-8 p.m. Through May 14. JANET VAN FLEET: "Circular Statements," wall-hung installation/paintings on metal plates. Flynndog, Burlington, 8632277. Reception May 5, 6-8 p.m.

OPENINGS >> 54A PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.

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Jim Rathmell have landed at Burlington International Airport, courtesy of curator Burlington City Arts. His botanical portraits of flowers hang near Gates 1 & 2, and a separate show of panoramic Vermont landscapes brightens the airport’s Skyway Corridor. Rathmell’s images

Through June. ‘INSPIRED ON THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED’: The 6th annual group show by Rock Point School students. Rose St. Artists' Co-op, Burlington, 863-1104, x27. Reception May 5, 5:30-7 p.m. Through May. ‘A SOLITARY FIGURE’: Sculpture by Erik Rehman, prints by John Whitney and jewelry by Linda and John Whitney. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 863-6458. Reception May 5, 5-7 p.m. Through May. CHRISTINE COLE: Recent oil paintings and drawings. The One Wall Gallery, Studio D3, 420 Pine St., Burlington, 860-1544. Reception May 5, 5-8 p.m. Through May. ‘DISTORTED PERCEPTIONS’: Unique photographic art by Wendy James, Michael Jermyn, Jennifer Prince and Kerry Sherck. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 2237680. Reception May 5, 5-8 p.m. Through June 11. WARREN KIMBLE: "Transition," a collection of new work by the renowned folk artist. Brandon Artists Guild, 247-4956. Reception May 5, 5-7 p.m. Through June 29. JEFFREY BRAXTON: Photographs by the featured artist. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 388-3177. Reception May 5, 5-7 p.m. Through May. PATTY CATEURA & BRIAN THOMAS GOBLIK: "Soft Voices," paintings and sculpture, respectively. Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 295-8008. Reception May 5, 6-8 p.m. Through May. MOLLIE GERMAN & NICK MAYER: "Garden: Earth and Sky," ceramic planters, tiles and mosaics, and watercolors of moths and butterflies, respectively. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Reception May 6, 5-7 p.m. Through June 15. JOSEE BEVINGTON: "A Second Wind," messageboards and vases; and DEBORAH ALDERMAN: Quilted landscapes, all made from recycled materials. The ReStore, Montpelier, 229-1930. Reception May 6, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Through May. CSSC ANNUAL MEMBERS’ SHOW: A diverse sampling of two- and three-dimensional sculptural works. Carving Studio and Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 4382097. Reception May 6, 5-7 p.m. Through June 11.

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‘PAINTING FACES ON WAR’: Visiting Sudanese artist Atem Thuc Aleu discusses his artwork. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 863-1640. May 3, 7 p.m. ‘ALFRED STIEGLITZ AND THE RISE OF MODERNISM’: Alan Fern, retired director of the National Portrait Gallery, explores how Stieglitz altered the arts in the U.S. Community Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 864-5587. May 3, 7 p.m. ‘THE TEE-SHIRT PROJECT’: A one-night exhibition and community art happening, occurring simultaneously in three New England cities features shirts enhanced by participating artists; the first 120 visitors will receive a free Tee. Webcams will connect the three spaces. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. May 5, 8 p.m. FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK: Galleries and other venues around Burlington open their doors to pedestrian art viewers; a guide, Art Map Burlington, is available at many locations. May 5, 5-8 p.m. Info, info@artmapburlington.com or 264-4839. CITY-WIDE ARTS FESTIVAL: Stores, restaurants and other businesses in downtown Vergennes wil display art by Vermont artists beginning May 5, culminating with an art walk, as well as silent and live auction to benefit the Boys & Girls Club and Vergennes Partnership, on May 26, 6:15 p.m. Info, 388-7951. ‘ART MUSEUMS IN AN AGE OF RESURGENT NATIONALISM’: James Cuno, president and director of the Art Institute of Chicago, will speak on the hotly debated topic of art and provenance, and the role of the art museum. Loew Auditorium, Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2809. May 5, 4:30 p.m. ‘REMBRANDT FROM AN ART HISTORIAN’S PERSPECTIVE’: Art history prof Joy Kenseth gives a lunchtime lecture in conjunction with a current exhibit. Second floor galleries, Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2809. May 9, 12:30 p.m. 2x2-CCTV022206 2/20/06 4:08

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Vermont artists show paintings, photography and installation. VCAM Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 651-9692. Through May 26. ‘MONET MAMAS’: Oil, watercolor and acrylic paintings by former teachers turned full-time artists Mary Lou Marcussen, Judy Kelly, Pete Tomasi, Roberta Whitmore and Ellie Morency. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, 22 Barber Farm Rd., Jericho, 899-3211. Through May 7. ‘FRANCISCO GOYA: LOS CAPRICHOS’: Eighty celebrated black-and-white prints made by the Spanish artist satirizing the foibles of 18th-century Spain, through May 14; and MICHAEL MAZUR: "The Inferno of Dante," 41 black-and-white prints by the contemporary printmaker illustrating the most famous section of The Divine Comedy, through May 14; and ARTISTS' BOOKS: Selections from UVM's Special Collections, through June 4. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750.

:: champlain valley MOLLIE GERMAN & NICK MAYER: "Garden: Earth & Sky," features watercolors, tiles and mosaics. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through June 15. ‘FACE TO FACE: VERMONT PORTRAITS 17951930’: An exhibit of portraits of individuals who contributed to Vermont's heritage. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 3882117. Through September 3. MAXINE Z. DAVIS: A rotating show of oil, acrylic and watercolor paintings, changed on May 13. Charlotte Public Library, 4253034. Through May. ‘SCREENED AND SELECTED: CONTEMPORARY PHOTOGRAPHY AND VIDEO ACQUISITIONS 1999-2005’: Works by 20 contemporary artists chosen by college majors in art, architecture, film and media culture; and TONY OURSLER: "Time Stop," a video installation and sculpture in the series "Art Now." Middlebury College Museum of Art, 4432240. Through June 4.

:: central DAVID KEARNS: Paintings. Langdon Street Café, Montpelier, 223-8667. Through May. ELIZABETH MAYOR: "Variations on the Print." Two Rivers Printmaking Studio,

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White River Junction, 295-5901. Through May 24. ‘FACES OF THE SILENCED’: This exhibit, sponsored by the Lund Family Center, features black and white photos by Alice Greenwood of women who became pregnant at a young age. With narratives. Vermont State House cafeteria, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through May. 2006 LOCAL ARTIST’S SHOW: Celebrating art by Vermonters. Chandler Center for the Arts, Randolph, 728-9878. Through May 21. VITTORIA SAULT: Watercolor landscapes. Northern Power, Mad River Park, Waitsfield, 496-2955, x 7318. Through June. ANDREA WASSERMAN: Sculptures and drawings. Tunbridge Public Library, 6853208. Through May 26. ALEXANDRIA HEATHER: Free art: an ongoing giveaway of innovative, funky paintings on vintage windows; one piece a day will be given away. 39 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1082. Through August 29. ‘FINE ART OF CRAFT’: Works in fiber, wood, glass, paper, metal, clay and stone by more than 25 local artisans, Main Floor Gallery, through May 28; and "Mail Art," unusual art that traveled through the postal service to this exhibit, Second Floor Gallery, through May 14; and LINDA MANEY, ERICA SEARS & AXEL STOHLBERG: Abstract works, Third Floor Gallery, through May 14. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. MIMI CLARK: "The Colors of Community," 25-year retrospective of watercolor portraits painted in elementary schools, correctional centers and nursing homes. Montpelier City Hall First Floor Exhibit Space, 496-3906. Through May 18. ANNUAL STUDENT SHOW: Works in multiple media by local schoolchildren. Chaffee Gallery, Rutland, 775-0356. Through May 14. PRINDLE WISSLER: "Distractions and Abstractions," works in pen and ink, watercolor and acrylic by the 93-year-old Vermont artist. Governor's Office, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-5657. Through May. ‘IN COMMUNITY’: Five local artists exhibit photographs and prints mixing iconography and visual anthropology. Big Town

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Gallery, Rochester, 767-9670. Through May 14. ‘OBJECTS OF FOCUS: SHRINES, DOLLS & FETISHES’: Twelve Vermont artists explore the contemplative and the projective with mixed-media works. Nina Gaby Studio & Gallery, Brookfield, 276-3726. Through May 15. GERARD W. RINALDI: "Short Story Theater: Becoming Nothing," black-and-white photographs, amplified with drawing and computer effects, of man-made structures in Vermont. Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-4784. Through May 12. INVITATIONAL PRINT SHOW: Northlight Digital photo imaging and printing center celebrates its third anniversary with an exhibit of artwork by its clients. Tip Top Media Arts Building, White River Junction, 280-1888. Through May 24.

:: northern KATHY BLACK, LEILA BANDAR & JOE SALERNO: "Intimate Spaces," paintings. The Painted Caravan, Johnson, 635-1700. Through June 1. GRACE COMMUNITY WORKSHOP EXHIBIT: Works by member participants in a variety of styles and subjects; includes workshop meetings Tuesdays and Thursdays, 2-4 p.m. Old Firehouse Gallery, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through May 17. RICHARD W. BROWN: "Echoes of the Past: The Last of the Hill Farms," black-andwhite photographs of rural Vermont. Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 7482372. Through October 29. NANCY E. WINTERS: The former New Yorker and new Westford resident presents

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watercolors depicting her Vermont environs. Tegu Gallery, Morrisville, 888-1261. Through May 19. LOIS EBY, NORI MORIMOTO & TARI SWENSON: "Spontaneous Acts: Art Out of Line," brush paintings, wall sculptures and calligraphic paintings, respectively, inspired by the Far East. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 2538943. Through May 28.

:: regional ‘COAXING THE SPIRITS TO DANCE’: Art and Society in the Papuan Gulf of New Guinea, including ancestor boards, masks, drums and other objects; and "REMBRANDT: MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW": Etchings and drypoint prints from the permanent collection; both through September 17; and "GLOBALIZATION IN ANCIENT COSTA RICAN ARTS": Vessels and figures in ceramic and stone, through October 1. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. KERRY O. FURLANI: "The Artist Hand: Slate in Bas Relief," 19 hand carvings. Slate Valley Museum, Granville, N.Y., 518642-1417. Through May. ‘CATHERINE THE GREAT: ART FOR THE EMPIRE’: Masterpieces from the State Hermitage Museum in St. Petersburg, Russia, through May 7; and "IL MODO ITALIANO": Nearly 400 objects, from furniture to ceramics, represent 20thcentury Italian design, Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion, May 4 - August 27. Museum of Fine Arts, Montréal, 514-7901245. m

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your chances of being lost forever,” she said. Elsewhere, President Bush today said that there were signs of progress in Iraq, telling reporters, “It’s not as bad as Nepal.” m

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit the Creators Syndicate Webpage at www.creators.com.

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United 93 HHHHH

O FLIGHT PLAN Greengrass delivers a respectful and gut-wrenching portrait of passengers who refused to go down without a fight.

ver and over in the weeks leading up to the release of Paul Greengrass’ film I heard morning-show hosts, pundits, interviewers, columnists and critics ask the same question: “Is America ready to see a movie that recreates the harrowing tragedy faced by the passengers and crew of the fourth plane hijacked by terrorists on the morning of September 11th?” That’s the wrong question. A more pertinent one, I think, would be: “Is there any reason to buy a ticket to Greengrass’ film if you’ve seen Flight 93, a made-for-cable movie depicting the same events and already watched by millions of Americans on A&E since January?” Or, for that matter, The Flight That Fought Back, a Discovery Channel production that aired in September 2005? The answer: There most definitely is. As TV movies go, Flight 93 and The Flight That Fought Back are strong stuff. They are fairly traditional in their approaches, however. A select number of individual passengers are brought into sharp focus. We get to know them as the full horror of their situation becomes clear to them. We listen in on calls they make on cellphones to loved ones. We spend time on the ground with some of the people on the other end of those lines experiencing their disbelief, shock and agonizing sense of helplessness. United 93 takes an altogether different approach, one informed by the years Greengrass spent as one of England’s top documentary filmmakers (he directed Bloody Sunday, about a day in 1972 when British troops opened fire on unarmed civil-rights demonstrators in Northern Ireland). Before making the movie, the director and his team conducted more than 100 interviews with families and friends of the flight’s 40 passengers and crew, in addition to civilian and military personnel who played a role on that fateful day. He studied The 9/11 Commission Report, transcripts of calls made from the plane and the cockpit recordings. The result is an exercise in cinema verité unlike anything you’ve seen on screen before. The film’s documentary feel only intensifies the knot of dread that builds in your stomach from its opening scenes, in which the four hijackers prepare themselves in nondescript hotel rooms. The day begins unremarkably. Pilots make small talk as they run through their preflight checks. Flight attendants catch up with one another and share stories about their families. Passengers gather in the waiting area

reading papers, making calls, and sitting next to the men who would kill them. Once they board the plane, takeoff is delayed and they all wait some more. “Just a normal day at Newark International Airport,” one flight attendant jokes. Of course, we know what the people on board United Flight 93 didn’t know yet: that this will be unlike any other day. That knowledge gives special meaning to the smallest acts we observe, as well as the most significant. Without a hint of Hollywood sentimentality, the filmmaker allows us to take in the poignancy of people talking about plans for vacations, business trips and journeys home that will never be. Once in the air, their story unfolds in real time; we marvel at what some of them were able to do with the last 81 minutes of their lives. One of Greengrass’ masterstrokes is casting unknown performers along with nonactors, many of whom recreate the roles they played in real life on September 11. Among the latter is FAA head Ben Sliney, who started his morning with a routine air-traffic briefing and then watched his screen in disbelief as one plane after another veered off course and ultimately slammed into buildings. His awe in the face of the catastrophe’s scope was equaled only by his shock at the system’s inability to respond to it. On the ground, things were a mess. Chaos, miscommunication and indecision prevented any meaningful coordination between flight controllers, the FAA and the military. Remarkably, clearer heads prevailed in the air. Under the most paralyzing circumstances imaginable, a handful of men and women pieced together a picture of what had already happened in New York City and Washington, D.C., deduced that their hijackers were on a suicide mission, too, and somehow found the courage to formulate a plan to retake control of the aircraft. No one will ever know exactly what happened after that cockpit door was smashed open. I doubt, though, that anyone will ever provide as likely a scenario as the one Greengrass has pieced together here. This film will leave you drained. It will leave you with an entirely new level of admiration for the passengers who fought back on that flight. Is America ready for a movie about September 11? The question should be: Is America any more ready for an attack than it was on that day? That’s a question United 93 will leave you pondering long after its credits have rolled. m

AN AMERICAN HAUNTING: Writerdirector Courtney Solomon brings us a fright-fest based on the only documented case in U.S. history of a supernatural spirit causing a person’s death. Starring Donald Sutherland, Sissy Spacek and Rachel Hurd-Wood. (90 min, PG-13) DON'T COME KNOCKING: Sam Shepard co-wrote and stars in this portrait of an aging movie star who embarks on a road trip, which leads to a complicated family reunion. Costarring Jessica Lange and Sarah Polley. Directed by Wim Wenders. (122 min, R) FATELESS: Marcell Nagy stars in director Lajos Koltai’s adaptation of Imre Kertesz’s Nobel Prize winning novel about a Jewish boy’s experiences in Nazi-occupied Hungary. (140 min, NR) HOOT: Logan Lerman, Brie Larson and Cody Linley star in the story of three middle school students who fight to save a population of owls from greedy land developers and corrupt politicians. Based on the novel by Carl Hiaasen. Wil Shriner directs. (90 min, PG) MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III: Fresh from his award-magnet stint in Capote, Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a scenery-chewing villain in the latest installment of the action franchise. Also featuring Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames and Billy Crudup. J.J. (Gone Fishin’) Abrams directs. (120 min, PG-13) NINE LIVES: Rodrigo Garcia wrote and directed this ensemble piece, which explores the individual experiences of nine women with interwoven stories. The cast includes Kathy Baker, Amy Brenneman, Glenn Close and Holly Hunter. (114 min, R) ON A CLEAR DAY: From director Gaby Dellal comes this inspirational drama about a laid-off Glasgow shipbuilder who decides to swim the English Channel. Starring Peter Mullan and Brenda Blethyn. (98 min, PG-13)

SHORTS AKEELAH AND THE BEEHHH1/2 Angela Bassett and Laurence Fishburne team up for the tale of an 11-year-old girl who overcomes the odds — and her mother’s objections — to get a spot in the Scripps National Spelling Bee. With Keke Palmer and Curtis Armstrong. Written and directed by Doug Atchison. (112 min, PG) BENCHWARMERSH Dennis (Problem Child) Dugan directs this comedy about a millionaire nerd who forms a nerd baseball team to get back at Little League teams made up of bullies and mean jocks. David Spade, Jon Heder and Rob Schneider star. (85 min, PG-13)

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H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

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BY SUSAN GREEN

SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

Fest Fare them “Materialism.” This Thetford Academy documentary about consumer priorities contrasts America with India and Pakistan. “Almost Paradise,” an 8-minute winner from Williston, follows a boy and girl who run away to Montréal. The topics range from snowboarding to superhero adventures. “Cinderella

We have a lot of comedies. They’re satirical, at the 13-year-old level.

could have made Lawrence of Arabia. We had 65 hours of footage that was pared down to a 1-hour production.” The first four days of Mountainview are reserved for youngsters. The general public can attend the evening segment on May 12. Visit http://mountainview filmfestival.wsdvt.org for $5 tickets and more information.

NICK BROOKS, WILLISTON TEACHER AND DIRECTOR

sound gear they were lugging around. Dozens of teens spent 25 days in various locations shooting The After, an original picture premiering at the school’s Mountainview Film Festival from Monday, May 8 through May 12. The script-free drama, about a girl with family troubles who moves to a new town, will be screened daily. Language arts teacher Nick Brooks, who directed The After, came up with the idea nine months ago to introduce his students — many of them savvy about live theater — to a new creative endeavor. He also established a festival to showcase the finished film and, through a statewide competition, works by their peers as well. Brooks reached out to other middle schools, which inspired some 30 cinematic submissions. “It’s very grassroots,” he suggests. “We have about 750 kids coming from places like Shelburne, Charlotte and Jericho.” Five films will be honored, among

Sideways,” which provides the stepmother’s perspective on a familiar fairytale, is one of two short narratives by Williston students. “We have a lot of comedies,” Brooks notes. “They’re satirical, at the 13-year-old level.” In addition to coordinating the complex event, he jumped headfirst into fashioning The After with 45 students who volunteered to work on the film. The school district loaned him professional-quality digital video equipment. Although the cast had acting experience in plays, the crew encountered a steep learning curve. “I’d never picked up a camera before,” Brooks acknowledges. The project, which secured limited rights to songs by Beck and Wilco for the soundtrack, was thoroughly collaborative. “The kids designed the characters, came up with little plot twists, and improvised the dialogue,” Brooks says. “We did more scenes in January. By the time we got to the editing room, we

Jay Craven’s Disappearances will open the revived Lake Placid Film Forum, which skipped 2005 due to financial constraints. It returns to the picturesque Adirondack hamlet on June 23 and 24. But the scale is going to be much smaller, and fewer luminaries will be on hand than in previous years. Once a four-day extravaganza with more than 100 selections, the latest edition is envisioned as a brief weekend shindig that may present only a handful. “We’re putting this together in bits and pieces,” says Tim Baker, technical coordinator and fundraiser. “Hopefully, we can still have guest speakers and a panel discussion.” Venerable New York City critic Kathleen Carroll, a Lake Placid native resuming her responsibilities as artistic director, speculates that less could be more. “This gives us a chance to really focus on each film,” she theorizes. “It

had gotten so big, things were almost out of control. We’ll feel less pressure now.” Carroll is still looking for festival fare, but here are the five other movies beside Disappearances she has booked so far: • Erykah Badu, Eric Clapton, Branford Marselis and Bonnie Raitt appear in Before the Music Dies, a doc that laments cultural homogenization. • Secret Courage: The Walter Susskind Story, also nonfiction, concerns a German Jew in Holocaust-era Amsterdam who helped save 1000 children from deportation and extermination. • So Much So Fast observes a protagonist obsessed with finding a cure for his brother’s ALS. • Man Push Cart is about a Pakistani rock singer in midtown Manhattan reduced to selling coffee and donuts — with bootleg DVD porn on the side. • Stephen Colbert stars in Strangers With Candy, the tale of an ex-con (Amy Sedaris) who goes back to high school and tries to earn the top prize in a science fair. Keep an eye on http://www.lake placidfilmfestival.com for updates. m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

fickle fannie BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

READ THIS FIRST:

This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

If I give you some oats will you talk to me, MR. WHO? MR. WHO can’t see, but he’s got the luck of a baby or a drunk. Why this feeling? Why this glow? MR. WHO, that’s you. The doctor just isn’t himself today; he’s morphed into MR. WHO. “Violent payback really hits the spot,” thinks a vengeful MR. WHO. New to child care and domestic chores, MR. WHO had to adjust. MR. WHO was a Navy cargo officer in the South Pacific. Lots of married women are still searching for MR. WHO. A long time ago, MR. WHO decided to build his dream house. Something’s happening and you don’t know what it is, do you MR. WHO.

E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: IT ALL DEPENDS. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 63A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: Tell us, Mister, who’s Who?

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ou may have seen a gaggle of adolescents last summer on a Burlington International Airport runway, at the Champlain Valley Fair or in the Fletcher Allen Health Care emergency room. These seventh- and eighthgraders from Williston Central School probably looked like any other kids their age, except for the camera and

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SCARY MOVIE 4HH1/2 David (Airplane!) Zucker directs this installment of the horror-spoof series, which pokes fun at such recent releases as The Grudge, The Village and Saw. With Anna Faris, Regina Hall and Leslie Nielsen. (83 min, PG-13) SILENT HILLH1/2 Based on the popular Konami videogame series, Christophe Gans’ supernatural thriller concerns a mother who sets out to take her young, dying daughter to a faith healer, and finds herself stranded in a haunted town. Starring Deborah Unger, Radha Mitchell and Sean Bean. (163 min, R) STICK ITHH1/2 Missy Peregrym stars in this saga of competitive gymnastics, from the folks who brought us the competitive cheerleading saga Bring It On. With Jeff Bridges and Tarah Paige. Directed by Jessica Bendinger. (105 min, PG-13) TAKE THE LEADHHH Antonio Banderas, Alfre Woodard and Jenna Dewan star in first-time director Liz Friedlander’s dance-floor drama, in which a ballroom pro combines forces with hip-hop-crazy high school hoofers to create a whole new style of movement. Based on a true story. (108 min, PG-13) THANK YOU FOR SMOKINGHHH1/2 Jason Reitman (son of Ghostbusters director Ivan) makes his feature directorial debut with this blistering satire poking fun at both sides of the antismoking issue. Featuring Aaron Eckhart, Maria Bello and Cameron Bright. (92 min, R) THE SENTINELHH1/2 Michael Douglas stars in this action-adventure about a veteran Secret Service agent who comes under suspicion for plotting to assassinate the president. Kiefer Sutherland and Kim Basinger costar. Clark Johnson directs. (PG-13) THE WILDHH1/2 Disney’s latest computer-animated adventure concerns an assortment of animals that depart a New York Zoo in pursuit of a fellow creature who’s been released into the wild. Featuring the voices of Kiefer Sutherland, Eddie

Izzard, William Shatner and James Belushi. (85 min, G) TSOTSIHHH1/2 Based on the novel by Athol Fugard, Gavin Hood’s Oscar-winning drama tells the story of a young Johannesburg gang leader who shoots a woman, steals her car, and discovers a baby in the back seat. Presley Chweneyagae stars. (94 min, NR) UNITED 93HHHHH Paul (Bloody Sunday) Greengrass wrote and directed this unflinching account of the passengers and crew who rose up and took their plane back from terrorists on September 11. With David Alan Bashe, Richard Bekins and Cheyenne Jackson. (121 min, R) V FOR VENDETTAHHHH Hugo Weaving and Natalie Portman star in director James McTeigue’s futuristic political thriller about a mysterious masked man with a plan to blow up a parliament turned totalitarian. Written by Andy and Larry Wachowski (The Matrix), and based on the graphic novel by Alan Moore. (132 min, R)

NEW ON DVD/VHS HOODWINKEDHH1/2 Glenn Close, Jim Belushi and Anne Hathaway are among the voice cast in this animated, tongue-in-cheek retelling of the Red Riding Hood tale. Corey and Todd Edwards direct. (80 min, PG) LAST HOLIDAYHH1/2 Queen Latifah stars in this heart-tugger about a New Orleans cookware saleswoman who learns her days are numbered and decides to go out in style with a dream vacation in Europe. Also featuring LL Cool J and Alicia Witt. Wayne Wang directs. (112 min, PG-13) THE FAMILY STONEHHH Dermot Mulroney and Sarah Jessica Parker are among the ensemble cast in Thomas Bezucha’s Meet the Parents-reminiscent comedy about the madcap antics that ensue when a young man introduces his girlfriend to his family. With Diane Keaton, Craig T. Nelson and Luke Wilson. (102 min, PG-13) m

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4:50, 7:05, 9:15. American Dreamz 9:20. friday 5 — thursday 11 *Mission: Impossible III 1, 2:20, 3:435, 5, 6:45, 8, 9:35. *Hoot 12:40, 2:50, 4:55, 7:05, 9:20. *An American Haunting 12:45, 2:55, 5:05, 7:20, 9:45. United 93 12:50, 3:35, 6:30, 9:10. R.V. 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Stick It 1:20, 4:15, 7:10, 9:35. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 12:35, 2:40, 4:50, 6:50. Silent Hill 1:05, 3:50, 6:40, 9:25. The Sentinel 1:10, 4:10, 7, 9:40. The Wild 12:25. Benchwarmers 8:50.

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wednesday 3 — thursday 4 R.V. 6:40, 8:30. Scary Movie 4 6:50, 8:35.

friday 5 — thursday 11 *Hoot 12:45, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30. *Mission: Impossible III 12:50, 1:30, 3:40, 4:10, 6:30, 7, 9:10, 9:35. Akeelah and the Bee 4, 9:10. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 1:30, 7. R.V. 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. The Sentinel 1:20, 4:20, 7, 9:30. Stick It 1:10, 4, 7, 9:25. United 93 12:40, 3:30, 6:30, 9:20. Times subject to change.

ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS Ethan Allen Shopping Center, North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 3 — thursday 4 R.V. 7:10. Scary Movie 4 7:30. Match Point 7. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 7:20. friday 5 — thursday 11 *Mission: Impossible III 1:10 (SatTue), 6:45, 9:20. *Hoot 1:30 (SatTue), 7:20, 9:30. R.V. 1:20 (Sat-Tue), 7:10, 9:25. The Sentinel 8:45. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 1 (Sat-Tue), 7. Times subject to change. See www.merrilltheatres.net.

MAJESTIC 10 Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 3 — thursday 4 Akeelah and the Bee 1:10, 3:40, 6:30, 9:10. United 93 1:05, 4, 6:50, 9:30. Stick It 1:20, 4:15, 7:10, 9:35. R.V. 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:35. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 12:35, 2:40, 4:45, 6:55, 9. Scary Movie 4 1:25, 4:20, 7:15, 9:40. Silent Hill 1, 3:50, 6:40, 9:25. The Sentinel 1:15, 4:10, 7, 9:40. The Wild 12:40, 2:35, 4:40, 6:35. Benchwarmers 12:50, 2:50,

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wednesday 3 — thursday 4 Thank You For Smoking 6:30, 8:30. friday 5 — thursday 11 Neil Young: Heart of Gold 1:30 (Sat-Mon), 6:30, 8:30.

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wednesday 3 — thursday 4 R.V. 7:30. The Sentinel 7:30. Scary Movie 4 7:30. friday 5 —- thursday 11 *Mission Impossible III 2:30 & 4:45 (Sat & Sun), 7 & 9:15 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu). *Hoot 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 7 & 9 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu). R.V. 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 7 & 9:10 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu).

PALACE CINEMA 9 Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610 wednesday 3 — thursday 4 *Mission: Impossible III 10 p.m. (Thu). United 93 10:30 (Thu), 12:50, 3:30, 6:50, 9:30. Akeelah and the Bee 10:30 (Thu), 1:10, 3:50, 6:40, 9:05. R.V. 1:15, 3:45, 6:45, 9. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 12:35, 2:45, 4:50, 6:55, 8:55 (Wed). Inside Man 1, 3:40, 6:35, 9:15. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 8:45. Scary Movie 4 12:40, 2:40, 4:40, 7:10, 9:10. Duma 12:30, 2:35, 7:05. Take the Lead 4:45. The Sentinel 1:05, 3:35, 7, 9:25. The Wild 12:30, 2:30, 4:30, 6:30, 8:30. V For Vendetta 9:20. friday 5 — thursday 11 *Mission: Impossible III 10:30

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FEATURING VERY SPECIAL MUSICAL GUESTS A portion of proceeds will be donated to the Green River Access Fund in NC www.lvmvideo.com

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FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH Folk giant Pete Seeger wondered lyrically about America’s young people in his 1960s protest tune “Where Have All the Flowers Gone,” but a quick contemporary look at Seeger’s genre suggests the kids are alright. This Saturday, area youth under 25 play in a showcase of up-and-coming talent. The roster of more than 50 musicians and dancers includes banjola-and-balalaika-playing duo Katie Trautz and Julia Wayne and 20-year-old singer-songwriter Austin Sirch (pictured). Local musician and teacher Mark Sustic organized the concert, which is part of the Events for Tom series supporting families of children with cancer. The Québec-based nonprofit Young Musicians of the World co-presents. Expect high-stepping, snappy tunes from whippersnappers.

‘THE YOUNG TRADITION’ Saturday, May 6, McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. $20, free for audience members 25 or younger. Info, 863-5966. http://www.flynntix.org

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‘STREETS OF GOLD’: Lost Nation Theatre premieres Mary Sue Price’s country-western musical about a family of Nashville entertainers. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 229-0492. ‘JACQUES BREL IS ALIVE AND WELL AND LIVING IN PARIS’: Vermont Stage Company brings bohemian 1960s cabaret to life through the songs of Flemish songwriter Jacques Brel. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $23-27.50. Info, 863-5966. ‘CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL’: Students star in Trey Parker’s tongue-in-cheek take on conspicuous consumption. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476. ‘WITNESS FOR THE PROSECUTION’ AUDITIONS: Actors stand and deliver sleuth-worthy lines at community-theater tryouts for an Agatha Christie play. BFA Fairfax, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 849-6638.

music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. CCV SHOWCASE: Students in a vocal performance class offer sonorous material. Lower level 7, Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4422. SYRACUSE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: The ensemble performs Beethoven’s “Egmont Overture,� Schumann’s “Cello Concerto� and Mozart’s Symphony No. 40. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., pre-concert talk 7 p.m., concert 8 p.m. $15. Info, 518-523-2512. ‘BUILDING MUSICAL BRIDGES’: Multi-instrumentalist Ken Zuckerman offers a lecture and demo connecting Indian ragas to European medieval songs. Brace Commons, East Wheelock Cluster, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. STOWE CONCERT SERIES: Pianist Diana Fanning of Middlebury College solos works by Schumann, Mozart and Debussy. Stowe Community Church, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 253-7792.

Also, see exhibitions in Section A. AFRICAN REFUGEE ART CLUB: Atem Thuc Aleu, one of the Sudanese “Lost Boys,� describes his experience painting with refugees in Kenyan camps. Room 102, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ARTISTS’ LEARNING CIRCLE: Three artist-travelers describe their respective goals for a recent Paris trip, and explain how to foster creative renewal. Woodbury College, Montpelier, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 800-266-4062.

words GOGOL GROUP: At a weekly get-together, creative types resurrect theatrical projects inspired by the novel Dead Souls, by Russian lit luminary Nikolai Gogol. Cardboard Technical Institute, Montpelier, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0854. POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns so everyone can read at a Boho evening of free verse. Euro Gourmet Market & CafĂŠ, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers sweep the corners of Housekeeping by Marilynne Robinson in an exploration of family ties. Winooski Memorial Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410. JERNIGAN PONTIAC: The taxi driver and Seven Days columnist reads from his book, Hackie, at the Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at the ECHO Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

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WED.03 << 05B PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘BUSY BEAVERS’: Preschool students explore games and crafts at the VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9:30-11 a.m. $8. Registration and info, 229-6206.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: Marx-minded activists strategize about the labor, feminist and antiwar movements. Students meet in Room 102, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Other community members meet in Room A108, Edmunds Middle School, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and info, 318-3453. MERGER TASK FORCE: Residents and officials from Essex and Essex Junction work on a plan to combine the two towns. Town Office Meeting Room, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1341. BIRTHRIGHT INFO MEETING: Prospective volunteers learn more about an “emergency pregnancy service� that counsels alternatives to abortion. 289 College Street, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-0056. FORUM ON CORPORATE CONTROL: Citizens who question whether corporations have too much power brainstorm local opportunities to challenge the legality of “corporate personhood.� Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 244-5636. CREATIVE ECONOMY FORUM: Rutland residents prioritize projects with an eye to developing a uniquely skilled, info-age community. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 6:30-9:15 p.m. Free. Info, 775-0871.

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etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See the world through the eyes of an injured bird, from rescue and rehab to eventual release. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginner- and intermediate-level players strategize ways to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek patterns on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: Point-pushers create scarves, hats and mats at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: Cyclists donate bikes of all shapes and sizes for shipment to developing countries. Chittenden Solid Waste District Drop-Off Center, Williston, 8 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $10 per bike. Info, 872-8111. MUSEUM TOUR: History buffs get a guided overview of the industrial exhibits at the Ticonderoga Heritage Museum, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-585-2821. OPEN-AIR MARKETING WORKSHOP: Cart vendors and farmers’ market stallkeepers hear how to write a business plan and obtain the necessary plein-air permits. Burlington City Hall, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Reservations and info, 865-7187.

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musicians support a collective of midwives working in Senegal. Langdon Street CafÊ, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 223-8667. DARTMOUTH COLLEGE GLEE CLUB: Singers lift their voices in tribute to Vienna at a concert of works composed in that city by Haydn, Beethoven and Schubert. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $14. Info, 603-646-2422. JSC COFFEEHOUSE: Members of the JSC Jazz Ensemble riff off each other’s solos at the Base Lodge, Stearns Hall, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356.

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DANCE TRIBE: Boogie down to recorded tunes in a safe, friendly environment. No shoes are required at Shelburne Town Hall, 7-9 p.m. $2. Info, 476-6139. DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE: Meditative movers promote peace through joyful circle dances. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 658-2447.

Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ESSEX ART LEAGUE: An art-marketing expert educates creators about the difference between buyers and retailers. Congregational Church, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 872-9873. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

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film ‘MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS’: See May 3. ‘I’M NOT SCARED’: A young boy discovers his family’s connection to a kidnapping that corrupts a small Italian village. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

‘A WAY FORWARD FOR IRAQ’: Samir Adil, president of the Iraq Freedom Congress, offers alternatives to occupation and dictatorship. Socialist Party Labor Hall, Barre, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2340. ‘THE DAILY PLANET’: Andrew Revkin, an awardwinning science and environment reporter at The New York Times, discusses media coverage of climate change. Room 220, McCardell Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5198. SCOTT RUSSELL SANDERS: The essayist, environmentalist and English prof reads from A Private History of Awe, his memoir that connects inspiration with responsibility. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-4554. SHAPE NOTE SINGING: Elka Schumann, co-founder of Bread and Puppet Theater, joins the Northeast Kingdom Shape Note Singers to explain this lively, deep-rooted vocal genre. St. Johnsbury House, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 626-5135.

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Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. FOOD FOR THOUGHT: Teens in grades 7 and up plan projects such as book selection and webpage design — over pizza. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 4 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. BABY BOOK DEDICATION LUNCH: New parents of little ones less than 1 year old pick out a book in their offspring’s name, then stay for a light meal and kid-friendly live music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7228.

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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See May 3. RICHMOND PEACE VIGIL: Concerned citizens support U.S. troops while expressing hope for an end to Middle Eastern deployments. Bring a candle to the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488. SECONDARY EDUCATION FORUM: Vermont Education Commissioner Richard Cate solicits info from parents, teachers and community members about how to prepare kids for life after high school. Montpelier High School Library, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-0571. SHELBURNE PLANNING FORUM: Town residents raise concerns and ask questions about proposed zoning-law changes. Shelburne Municipal Complex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5118. HOSPICE VOLUNTEER TRAINING: People seeking to help terminally ill patients maintain their quality of life learn more about hospice care. Visiting Nurse Association, Colchester, 9:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 860-4411.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See May 3. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See May 3. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 3. CHARITY BINGO: See May 3. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers plan moves to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198.

IN THE BAG When winter’s snow melts away, Vermont’s sidewalks, streets and roadsides reveal months of tossed trash. But frustrated walkers and drivers well-versed in litter-ature have a hands-on way to help: Since 1970, the first Saturday in May has been designated “Green-Up Day,” a statewide pick-up party. Families, neighbors and businesses organize rubber-gloved posses to fill more than 30,000 bags with detritus. Burlington denizens remove graffiti and garbage citywide, fanning out from Barnes Elementary School and Ethan Allen Park. Montpelier residents purify Hubbard Park, and in Barre, crews sweep streets and prep downtown flowerbeds. Not sure where to go? Visit the Green-Up website or call the state’s toll-free number to connect with team leaders for your town.

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THU.04 << 07B QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 655-3787. SPRING FLING EVENING OUT: Live jazz from the Anthony Santor Trio augments a cooking demo by local chef Richard Lechner at this benefit for a homeless shelter, followed by an optional dinner at Sean and Nora’s Restaurant. Bouchard-Pierce Store, Barre, 6:30 p.m. $20 includes hors d’oeuvres. Info, 476-0267. WOODWORKERS’ FORUM: Forest landowners, cabinet-makers and crafters discuss how to strengthen Vermont’s tree-based trade. Hartford Library, 78:30 p.m. Free. Info, 287-4284. VERMONT NATIONAL GUARD CAREER DAYS: Weekend drills? Guard units from all over the state offer info on professional opportunities in the military. Camp Johnson, Colchester, 8:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 800-488-2764.

FRI.05 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. HARLEM GOSPEL CHOIR: The star vocalists of this world-famous singing group raise their voices to support a local school. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $25-35. Info, 863-5966. ‘PICTURES AT AN EXHIBITION’: The Vermont Youth Orchestra performs a specially commissioned, art-show-themed suite, plus Francis Poulenc’s “Gloria.� See calendar spotlight. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 655-5030. CHARLOTTE COFFEEHOUSE: Bluegrass brothers Banjo Dan and Willy Lindner, co-founders of the Midnite Plowboys, pick away with vocalist Nancy Beaven. Charlotte Senior Center, 7:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 425-2910. KEN ZUCKERMAN: The talented composer and multi-instrumentalist fuses classical Indian and medieval European melodies on the 25-stringed sarod, with tabla and tambourine accompaniment. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $24. Info, 603-646-2422. DARTMOUTH WIND SYMPHONY: Carnival music coincides with Cinco de Mayo for lively orchestral works by Dvorak, Schumann and American composer Ferde Grofe. Mid-concert, guest ensemble Manguito performs a Latin interlude at Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $14. Info, 603-646-2422. OTTER CREEK CHORAL SOCIETY: The Vergennesbased community chorus sings songs for spring by Mozart and Randall Thompson. Lincoln Community Church, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 877-3063. GUITAR PERFORMANCES: String-plucking students accompany intro film efforts at Lower Level 7, Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4422.

CHAMBER MUSIC: An ensemble creates soothing evening sounds at the Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘SCHOOL DAZE’: The Colchester Community Chorus offers a variety-show musical interpretation of a day in the life of a 1920s student. Colchester High School, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 878-0014. CHRISTIAN CONCERT: Nancy Grandquist solos on religious music in the Sunset Ballroom, Holiday Inn Express, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 860-5828.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneĂłn riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. ‘PERFORMING IMPROVISATION’: Student musicians, dancers and lighting designers collaborate to create two evenings of on-the-spot dance theater. Dance Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 443-6433. COMMUNITY CONTRADANCE: A potluck supper precedes dance directions from caller David Millstone and snappy music by the band Northern Spy. Rochester School Gym, potluck 6 p.m., dance 710 p.m. $8, bring clean, soft-soled shoes and a dish to share. Info, 767-3253. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Live instruction and music motivate movers to make rural rounds in clean, soft-soled shoes. Richmond Free Library, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 899-2378.

drama ‘STREETS OF GOLD’: See May 3. ‘JACQUES BREL IS ALIVE AND WELL AND LIVING IN PARIS’: See May 3. ‘THE WEDDING DRESS’: See May 4. ‘TRACKING’: See May 4, 8 & 10:30 p.m. ‘MURDER AMONG FRIENDS’: An insurance clerk investigates the mysterious deaths of a group of old men who were all beneficiaries of a policy established when they were in college. Haskell Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 334-8145. ‘STEEL MAGNOLIAS’: The Lamoille County Players stage this beauty-shop drama about six Louisiana women who embody true grits. Hyde Park Opera House, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 888-4507.

film ‘TRANSAMERICA’: Academy Award-nominee Felicity Huffman stars as a pre-operation transexual who puts sex-change surgery on hold to help the troubled son she didn’t know she fathered. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. Also playing at Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:15 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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‘UNVEILED’: In this Sapphic Cinema film, an Iranian lesbian pretends to be male in order to gain asylum in Germany. R.U.1.2? Community Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. TEE-SHIRT PROJECT: Live webcams at galleries in Vermont, Rhode Island and Massachusetts connect audience members, 120 of whom will leave each space sporting a wearable cotton canvas. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7165. FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK: Burlington’s visual artists arrange visits to more than 25 galleries and studios in a social celebration of creativity. Various Burlington-area locations, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 264-4839. ESSEX SPRING CRAFT & FINE ART SHOW: Two hundred juried artisans from across North America offer jewelry, furniture, hand-blown glass and more. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, noon - 8 p.m. $6. Info, 878-4786.

words ‘SEEDFOLKS’ READING: Community members get ready to garden at a read-aloud session of this book about sprouting positive local change. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5015. LITERARY CLASSICS RESCUE: Hear, hear! Brown baggers listen to excerpts from Nathaniel Hawthorne’s The House of the Seven Gables at a fundraiser for an unabridged audio collection. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. Donations. Info, 863-3403.

talks ‘A WAY FORWARD FOR IRAQ’: See May 4, Herrick Auditorium, Stafford Academic Center, Castleton State College, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 775-4994. DISCUSSION GROUP: Environmentalist and writer Scott Russell Sanders connects community, sustainability and the writing life in a group talk. Middlebury College Organic Garden, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-4554.

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sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See May 3, 10 a.m. MIDDLESEX NOTCH BIRD WALK: Feather-spotters spread their wings to ogle migrating avians. Call for meeting location, 7 a.m. Free. Info, 229-6206. ‘WAY TO GO!’ KICK-OFF PARTY: Commuters commence taking alternate, people-powered routes to work for one week after gathering info and snacks on Church Street, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 652-2453.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See May 3. COMMUNITY LIBRARY FORUM: Town residents discuss the future service and facility needs of Jericho’s info depot. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See May 3. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See May 3. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 3. CHARITY BINGO: See May 3. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See May 3. VERMONT NATIONAL GUARD CAREER DAYS: See May 4. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en espaĂąol at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. RUMMAGE SALE: Bag up bargains after searching through clean, gently used clothes, books and toys. Baptist Building, Fairfax, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2432. INTERNET MARKETING CONFERENCE: Women business owners gather tips on staying ahead of the curve. Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. - 6:30 p.m. Call for cost and registration, 363-9266. ‘THE RIPPLE EFFECT’: Environmentally themed art from Marjorie Ryerson, Emily Graves and others sets the scene for live music by the Gordon Stone Band and four other groups. ECHO Center, Burlington, 6 p.m. $15. Info, 318-0739. DOWNTOWN HOSE DOWN: Pre-Green-Up Day, Barre business owners promote a clean city center by picking up Main Street. Barre, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 476-0267. CINCO DE MAYO FIESTA: A festive dinner and hat contest precedes a silent auction and salsa dancing, with lessons. Burlington Elks Club, 5:30-9:30 p.m. $25 includes dinner, $75 includes dinner and 50/50 raffle ticket. Reservations and info, 863-5625.

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music Also, see clubdates in Section A. OTTER CREEK CHORAL SOCIETY: See May 5, Vergennes Opera House, 4 p.m. VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: Israeli pianist Benjamin Hochman plays concertos by Bach and Chopin, and Stravinsky’s ballet Petrouchka, with the full ensemble. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, pre-concert talk 7 p.m., concert 8 p.m. $12-46. Info, 863-5966. BORROMEO STRING QUARTET: Capital City Concerts brings the chamber-music group The Boston Globe terms “the best there is� to the Old Meeting House, East Montpelier, 8 p.m. $19. Info, 476-8188. THE YOUNG TRADITION: More than 50 area performers under age 25 sing, play and dance in a ’round-the-world folk showcase. See calendar spotlight. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. $20, free for audience members 25 or younger. Info, 863-5966. THE DOUGHBOYS: The Middlebury quintet mixes up sustaining originals and Latin-flavored rock ’n’ roll. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. PRINCETON LAPTOP ORCHESTRA: Professor Dan Trueman leads PLOrk, an ensemble of 15 students playing computers, in an innovative concert and discussion of electronic music. Brace Commons, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-3531. MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE ORCHESTRA: Musicians tune up, then play the winning score from Middlebury’s 2006 concerto competition. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. RIPTON COMMUNITY COFFEE HOUSE: Expect maritime airs, sea chanteys and rich harmonies from folk foursome Atlantic Crossing. Ripton Community House, open mike set 7:30 p.m., concert 8:30 p.m. $7. Info, 388-9782.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then how many notes? Petrovich Mussorgsky composed his piano suite Pictures at an Exhibition in 1874, a few months after a friend’s posthumous art show. Since last fall, the Vermont Youth Orchestra has been developing a concert in the spirit of Mussorgsky’s piece. Paintings by four young Vermont artists, including Sonja Rose’s “Tones in Black and White� (pictured), inspired New York City-based composer Daren Hagen’s orchestral suite Gesture Drawings. The pictures will be projected during two performances this week. Also on the program: The VYO accompanies Shyla Nelson, the Vermont Symphony Orchestra Chorus and 30 teen vocalists on Francis Poulenc’s “Gloria.�

‘PICTURES AT AN EXHIBITION’ Friday, May 5, Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 6555030. Sunday, May 7, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966. http://www.vyo.org

dance PERFORMING IMPROVISATION: See May 5. GREEN MOUNTAIN STEPPERS: Massachusettsbased caller Mike Pettibon prompts do-si-dos at a western-style square dance. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, advanced 6:30 p.m., mainstream 7:30-10:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 879-9350. CONTRA DANCE: Caller Bill Olson shows the way for movers going Ti’ Acadie with the band’s fiddle, bass and button accordion. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163. MAYPOLE DANCING REHEARSAL: Springtime boband-weavers move ribbons in a complex pattern to prepare for tomorrow’s All Species Day parade. Statehouse Lawn, Montpelier, noon. Free. Info, 223-1242.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 3. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. MAYFEST CELEBRATION: Small kids weave colored ribbons, make flags and garlands, and hitch pony rides at the Lake Champlain Waldorf School, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 16. FAMILY FUN NIGHT: Parents and kids have dinner, play games, scale a climbing wall, and bounce in an inflated castle. Sports & Fitness Edge, Essex, 4-8 p.m. Free, event tickets cost 50 cents. Info, 879-7734, ext. 134. FLOWER CHILDREN’S DANCE REHEARSAL: Little movers make garlands and practice their part in tomorrow’s All Species Day parade. Statehouse Lawn, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - noon. Donations. Info, 223-1242. RUNVERMONT’S ‘LAST MILE’: Kids ages 4 to 14 celebrate spring by kicking up their heels in a half-mile or 1-mile race. Shelburne Athletic Club, registration 9:15 a.m., races 10 a.m. $5. Info, 863-8412.

film ‘TRANSAMERICA’: See May 5. ‘DISAPPEARANCES’: This Vermont-produced film based on Howard Frank Mosher’s novel stars Kris Kristofferson as a desperate whiskey runner. Hardwick Town House, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 592-3190.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ESSEX SPRING CRAFT & FINE ART SHOW: See May 5, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. LIFE DRAWING: Artists sketch a live model in various poses using a medium of their choice. Studio STK, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. $10. Info, 657-3333. SCREEN PRINTING DEMO: Bo of Eatmorekale.com shows how he made a green leafy meme from stencil-screened art. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236.

words MARJORIE RYERSON: The journalist, photographer and H2O activist signs copies of Water Music, her large-format book of liquid images. Ryan Books, Johnson, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 635-7472.

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GREEN-UP DAY: Fastidious citizens gather litter to spruce up parks, roadsides and neighborhoods. See calendar spotlight. Various locations statewide, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 800-974-3259. GREEN-UP DAY TAG SALE: Secondhand shoppers support a volunteer fire department. Westford Town Garage, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-7573. SPRING FEST: Revelers revolve around a maypole, fly kites, and take in the sun’s seasonal motion at the future site of the Burlington Earth Clock. See calendar spotlight. Blanchard Beach, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. & 7 p.m. until sundown. Free. Info, 864-3369. MEDICARE PART D INFO SESSIONS: Seniors learn more about the new Medicare drug benefit, with plenty of time for questions and answers, at a presentation by the Champlain Valley Agency on Aging. American Legion, Middlebury, 10 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 800-642-5119. BIKE SWAP: Pedal pushers recycle rides at The Alpine Shop, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2714. SODA POP & MEAD WORKSHOPS: Do-it-yourselfers learn how to make naturally bubbly beverages — with or without alcohol — from fresh ingredients. Honey Garden Apiaries, Ferrisburgh, soda pop 10 a.m. - noon, mead 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 877-8766. FAIR-TRADE FAIR: Barterers negotiate books for food, clothes or music at a community-centered swap, fashion show and skill-sharing event. Randoph Co-op parking lot, 9:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 518-332-7805. ‘SHOP THE HALL’: Home vendors convene to offer makeup, tupperware and other party-sales staples in a one-stop locale. Hinesburg Elementary School, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 425-7221. LIBRARY BOOK SALE: Browsers find bound volumes a-plenty, plus CDs, videos and DVDs. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962. FREE DIABETES SCREENING: Passersby get health info, and hear about the dangers of eating too much white cane sugar. Community Space, University Mall, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. 5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066. RUTLAND HISTORY DAYS: Re-enactors representing various eras of Vermont military history camp out downtown, host walking tours and march in a Loyalty Day Parade. Various downtown-Rutland locations, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.

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drama ‘STREETS OF GOLD’: See May 3, 2 p.m. ‘JACQUES BREL IS ALIVE AND WELL AND LIVING IN PARIS’: See May 3, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘STEEL MAGNOLIAS’: See May 5, 2 p.m. ‘SMOKEY JOE’S CAFE’ AUDITIONS: See May 6, 1 p.m. ‘PER/CHANCE’: See May 6. ‘OH, VICTORIA!’: In this one-woman show, actor Sarah Payne portrays Victoria Woodhull, a largerthan-life “free love” advocate who ran for U.S. president in 1872. Church of the Good Shepherd, Barre, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 479-2009.

film ‘TRANSAMERICA’: See May 5. ‘A NIGHT AT THE OPERA’: In this Marx Brothers classic, three zany characters sabotage a vocal performance to unite two lovers. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘UNFAITHFULLY YOURS’: An opera conductor fantasizes about exacting revenge on his cheating wife in this 1940s comedy. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8:50 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. ‘PICTURES AT AN EXHIBITION’: See May 5, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966. KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch their vocal Also, see exhibitions in Section A. cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, ESSEX SPRING CRAFT & FINE ART SHOW: See Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7711. May 5, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. DARTMOUTH GOSPEL CHOIR: Singers get the spirit at an uplifting concert of traditional tunes and contemporary compositions. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, ANIMAL FEEDING: See May 3. Hanover, N.H., 2 p.m. $12. Info, 603-646-2422. LEDA SCHUBERT: The children’s author reads and SPRING CONCERT: The Middlebury College signs her two Vermont-situated picture books: Community Chorus sings choir-music selections. Here Comes Darrell and Ballet of the Elephants. Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 3 p.m. Free. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. Info, 864-8001. PAULINE OLIVEROS & CHRISTIAN WOLFF: Two BABY BRUNCH: South Burlington parents of 2005 experimental-music pioneers play piano, melodica newborns bring their little ones to a festive bookand accordion with an “expanded instrument sysdedication breakfast in their honor. South 2x3-knitterslaine050306 5/1/06 12:57 PM Page 1

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sport LONG TRAIL WORK: Volunteers clear brush and winter debris from part of Vermont’s main hiking route. Meet at UVM visitors’ lot off of East Avenue, Burlington, 8 a.m., or at the Richmond exit parkand-ride on I89, 8:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-1457. CHAMPLAIN CLASSIC RUNNING RACE: Distances of 15K, 5K or a 1K kids’ race allow athletes to choose the best fit for their form. Shelburne Town Hall, registration 7:30 a.m., race 9:30 a.m. $20. Info, 985-9551. COTS WALK: Community members raise funds to help shelter the homeless. Battery Park, Burlington, registration 1:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 864-7402.

activism GREENS COME TOGETHER: Grassroots activists hang out and talk politics at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9710.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See May 3. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See May 3. CHARITY BINGO: See May 3, 2 & 7 p.m. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: See May 6. BIKE SWAP: See May 6, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. RUTLAND HISTORY DAYS: See May 6, 2 p.m. YOM HAATZMAUT CELEBRATION: Festive types commemorate Israeli independence with a Burlington lakeside hike, picnic and family folkdance party. Hikers meet at the Waterfront Park boardwalk, 3 p.m. Bring your own picnic to Waterfront Park green, 5 p.m. Dance party at the Burlington Community Boathouse, 6-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 866-755-4288. ALL SPECIES DAY: Dancers, musicians and singers welcome spring in a festive display. Hubbard Park, Montpelier, noon. Parade to Statehouse, 1 p.m. Statehouse festivities, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1242. SALVATION FARMS RALLY: Veterans and their families enjoy a day of poker, children’s games, raffles and local food. Morrisville VFW, 3-9 p.m. $5, vets with proof and kids under 5 are free. Info, 586-7513. STOWE BRIDAL SHOW: Those planning weddings peruse options, discover dresses and register for prizes at the Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, 11:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $7. Info, 459-2897. PLOWING MATCH: Competitors carefully lead teams of horses and oxen in an attempt to create perfect furrows. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m., competition begins at 10:30 a.m. $10. Info, 457-2355.

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film ‘TRANSAMERICA’: See May 5.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See May 4. LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 6-8 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.

words WRITING FOR KIDS: Budding children’s authors share ideas with other supportive scribes. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080.

talks ‘MEANINGS OF NEW MUSIC’: A panel of professors and composers discusses the quality, history and direction of contemporary art music. Collis Common Ground, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-3531.

kids WATERBURY STORYTIME: See May 3, for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See May 4, for babies and toddlers up to age 3. KINDERGARTEN REGISTRATION: See May 5. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Also at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewish-themed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26. ‘CHICKS WITH STICKS’: Needle-savvy knitters in middle and high school hang out over afterschool projects-in-progress. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. CARD-MAKING CLASS: Kids in grade 3 and up fold construction-paper surprises for Mother’s Day. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-6956. ‘THE FROG BRIDE’: Playwright David Gonzalez offers family-friendly fun in the form of an adapted Russian fairy tale, with live music. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m. & 12:45 p.m. $5. Info, 457-3981.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See May 3, 10 a.m. EARLY MORNING BIRD WALK: Avian observers can see territory battles, courtship and nestbuilding through binoculars on this 3- to 5mile jaunt. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 899-4327.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See May 3. LIVABLE COMMUNITY FORUM: Burlington residents discuss the city’s future, particularly with regard to aging baby boomers. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 224-1113. STRATEGY MEETING: Those who favor supporting immigrants’ rights in Vermont devise plans for making local communities into sanctuaries. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1686.

words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. ERNEST HEBERT: The Dartmouth English prof and author of a series of New Hampshire, novels talks about Spoonwood, his sixth and most recent book. Stowe Free Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

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COMMUNITY MEDICAL SCHOOL: Gynecologist Dr. Julia Johnson takes the mystery out of menopause, and offers a balanced review of the hormone replacement therapy sometimes used to treat its symptoms. Carpenter Auditorium, Given Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 847-2886.

TUE.09 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949. FESTIVAL OF NEW MUSICS: Sonority takes center stage at a showcase of acoustic, electronic, instrumental and multimedia compositions, with a performance by New York-based turntable artist Marina Rosenfeld. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422. MILTON COMMUNITY BAND REHEARSAL: Old and new members warm up for a busy summer concert schedule. Herrick Avenue Elementary School, Milton, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398.

dance LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 7-9:30 p.m. $9.50. Info, 434-2891. SWING DANCING: Quick-footed folks learn and practice hep-cat rock steps at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. WOMEN’S DRUM CIRCLE: Percussion-powered women share rhythms and movement at a world-beat bonanza. 242 Elm Street, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 229-6912.

‘TRANSAMERICA’: See May 5. ‘DEAR WENDY’: A teenage pacifist forms a gang, but its members soon discard their hands-off honor code. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4748.

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WED.10 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See May 3. STOWE CONCERT SERIES: See May 3. The recorder trio Tarantella offers medieval melodies, Spanish dances and Italian Renaissance counterpoint. MARIAN MCPARTLAND TRIO: The host of NPR’s “Piano Jazz” and the grande dame of the genre plays piano, accompanied by bass and drums. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $24-37. Info, 863-5966. VAUGHAN RECITAL: Undergraduate and graduate composers and performers demo the eclecticelectric mix of contemporary “New Musics.” Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422. VOCAL RECITAL: Senior William “Frankie” Powell, Jr. sings works by Samuel Barber, Schumann — and Nickel Creek. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

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drama DROP-IN IMPROV: See May 3.

film ‘TRANSAMERICA’: See May 5. ‘PEKING OPERA BLUES’: Kung-fu chaos erupts after a woman steals a box of jewels during a government overthrow. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘A CIVIL ACTION’: This film based on Jonathan Harr’s nonfiction book chronicles a Massachusetts lawsuit about the alleged poisoning of town water. South Burlington Community Library, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

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words GOGOL GROUP: See May 3. POETRY OPEN MIKE: See May 3. ‘AFRICAN-AMERICAN WRITERS’ SERIES: Readers reckon racial tensions through Zora Neale Hurston’s Their Eyes Were Watching God. South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers socialize after One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Local History Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. TANYA LEE STONE: The local author of the recent teen novel A Bad Boy Can Be Good for a Girl reads from her work. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. FLYNN CENTER BOOK CLUB: Readers of Albert Camus’ The Myth of Sisyphus and Kobo Abe’s Woman of the Dunes probe existentialism to prep for the upcoming Flynn performance of Knock on the Sky. Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7211. TRACKING THE PAST: Memoir writers pick up their pens at the Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1-3 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. CHRIS BOHJALIAN: The Addison County author of Midwives reads from recent work at a cozy house party. Call for Weybridge location, 7:30 p.m. $25. Reservations and info, 382-9222.

talks ‘LOST CHRISTIANITIES’: UVM professor emeritus Alfred Andrea offers an overview of the Gospel of Judas and early Christian sects, including the Gnostics. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘BACK FROM IRAQ’: Veterans, family members and activists discuss the realities of the war in Iraq and explore possibilities for a peaceful future. Robert A. Jones Conference Center, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3943.

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See May 3. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: See May 3. MERGER TASK FORCE: See May 3, Lincoln Hall, Essex Junction. VELCO INFORMATION SESSIONS: The Vermont Electric Power company answers questions about the high-voltage transmission line scheduled for construction between South Burlington and New Haven. Holiday Inn Express, South Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9161.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See May 3. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See May 3. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See May 3. ESL GROUP: See May 3. CHESS GROUP: See May 3. KNITTING POSSE: See May 3. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See May 3. CHARITY BINGO: See May 3. KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: See May 3. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See May 3. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: Want to be on TV? Citizens learn how to wield a camera to produce their own shows. Channel 17 Studio, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16. TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Amateur orators sharpen their speaking skills before a supportive audience. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-0135. FORT TICONDEROGA OPENING DAY: Costumed interpreters demo how chocolate was roasted, rationed and prepared to drink in the 18th-century garrison. Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., 10 a.m. noon, 2-4 p.m. $12. Info, 518-585-2821. ADAPTIVE DRIVER’S ED: Disabled or specialneeds youth and their parents learn about available options to make driving possible. Vermont Parent Information Center, Williston, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-639-7170. CONFIDENCE BOOSTERS: Feeling low? Those experiencing life challenges learn specific techniques to strengthen self-esteem. HealingSource, Fletcher Allen, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 847-2278. m

FACING THE PAST Art history aficionados joke that the smile wasn’t invented until the 1880s, when faster photography made sitting for shots less arduous. One look at the mugs in the Henry Sheldon Museum’s ongoing exhibit “Face to Face: Vermont Portraits 1795-1930,” and viewers may be inclined to agree. Who were the Addison County movers and shakers profiled in these frames, and who put them there? Jan Albers, the museum’s executive director and the author of Hands on the Land: A History of the Vermont Landscape, offers answers in a talk exploring the exhibit’s 30-plus artworks. Itinerant artists “would basically move in for two to three weeks while they painted the family’s portraits,” she says. “It made for some interesting letters.”

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(March 21-April 19): “Any idiot can face a crisis,” said Russian writer Anton Chekhov. “It is the day-to-day living that wears you out.” Your main assignment in the coming weeks, Aries, will be to use your ingenuity to keep from being burned out by the subtle and minor trials of the daily grind. It won’t be as dramatic a challenge as some of the epic travails you dealt with in March, but in my opinion it will be just as heroic.

TAURUS

(April 20-May 20): New Rule: During the next two weeks, you’re not allowed to think any thought or feel any feeling you’ve experienced a million times before. If you detect one of those stale ingredients bubbling up into the mix, it’s your sacred duty to immediately substitute a fresh-from-the-garden idea or feeling that you’ve never entertained before. It’s the season of novelty, Taurus — time to compost the old ways and revel in raw innocence. Invite the universe to gorge you with virginal blessings.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): In the entire history of the world, there has never been a time that neglects dreams more than ours. Every other culture has paid more attention to the information that’s available to us while we’re sleeping. This ennervating ignorance incurs a personal cost. If you’re one of those who rarely recalls your dreams, you’re suffering a grievous loss of connection with the wisdom of your unconscious mind. And even if you do stay in touch with your dreams, most of the people around you aren’t connected to theirs, and that generates stupendous stupidity. Want to remedy the problem, Gemini? It’s a perfect astrological moment to improve your relationship with the realm where you spend one-third of your life. Here are a few resources: the book Living Your Dreams by Gayle Delaney; the book Radical Dreaming: Use Your Dreams to Change Your Life by John Goldhammer; the Lucid Dream Institute (http://www.lucidity.com); dream interpretations by Jonathan Zap (http://snipurl.com/paar).

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): Pathologist Paul Wolf has suggested that some of history’s great artists may have never created their masterpieces if the wonders of modern medicine had been available to them. For example, what if doctors had cured van Gogh’s mental illness with a regimen of drugs like Prozac and Xanax? Maybe he would have been spared the torment that goaded him to the outbursts of genius that erupted on his canvases. It’s an interesting theory — one that I invite you to apply to your own life history. Are there ways in which the very things that have driven you crazy have played a role in your finest accomplishments? This is a perfect time to acknowledge and celebrate that ironic miracle.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Let’s talk about the gift that it is your destiny to offer the world. Are you still struggling to figure out what it is? Here’s what storyteller Michael Meade advises: You’ll know it’s the gift you were born to give if your energy is renewed, not exhausted, by giving it. It so happens that the coming weeks will be a perfect time to make dramatic progress in exploring this crucial truth, Leo.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): According to research done by Forbes magazine, more billionaires are Virgos than any other sign of the zodiac. A disproportionate 12 percent of the world’s wealthiest people are members of your tribe. I hope this startling fact inspires you to be more proactive in cultivating your natural advantages. It’s high time for you to prime your cash flow. Now please promise that you will say the following affirmation three times a day for the next 30 days: “Because I am shrewd, analytical, practical, attentive, and strategic, I possess all the necessary qualities to become wealthier. I am a money magnet. Money is my servant. O monnee gimmee summ.”

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Espertantina, a town in Brazil, celebrates May 9 as Orgasm Day. As much as I’d love to import this enlightened holiday to my home country of America, it might

BY ROB BREZSNY You can call Rob Brezsny, day or night, for your expanded weekly horoscope 1-900-950-7700. $1.99 per minute. 18 and over. Touchtone phone. be difficult in the foreseeable future. Why? Because religious fundamentalists have been spreading their infectious mental disease, seducing people into mistrusting their bodies’ natural urges. Meanwhile, the advertising and entertainment industries try to sell us on the glamour of being in a chronic state of titillation without satisfaction. I’m calling on you Libras to do what you can to resist these cultural trends. The astrological omens say this is an auspicious time for you to seek out, cultivate, and honor your own orgasms.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I have a rabid appreciation for your efforts to make this world a steamier, wilder, more lyrical labyrinth. Thank you for all the entertaining mysteries you conjure so regularly. You are a true Puzzle Master, both in the sense that you create beautiful enigmas and that you solve seemingly impossible riddles. Having said that, though, I want to beg you to ease up on the drama for a while. Now and then there come times when you get so heavy and thick with obsessive longing and complicated emotions that you’re in danger of imploding. This is such a moment. So lighten up, please. Consider indulging in the pleasures of harmless fun and frivolous diversions for a few days.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I would never make light of your pain, Sagittarius, but it’s my duty to inform you that you now have a rather amusing opportunity to capitalize on it. You may have heard that “Star Trek” actor William Shatner sold his kidney stone to an online casino for $33,000. In a comparable though perhaps more metaphorical way, I foresee you being able to cash in on or at least make very good use of something that once hurt you very much.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your meditation for the week comes from playwright Bertolt Brecht. “Art is not a mirror held up to reality,” he said, “but a hammer with which to shape it.” This is an excellent idea to keep in

mind even if you’re not a writer, painter, dancer, filmmaker, actor, or musician. What it means is that you now have the duty and opportunity to fully unleash the creator in you. Don’t be satisfied with the world the way it is; don’t sit back and complain about the dead weight of the mediocre status quo. Instead, stir up your curiosity and charisma and expressiveness and lust for life. Then rebuild everything you see so that it’s in greater harmony with the laws of love.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character,” wrote Ralph Waldo Emerson. Your assignment in the coming week, Aquarius, is to take inventory of your opinions about the world, and then analyze what they reveal about your character. Here are some questions to guide your explorations. How do the feelings and theories you carry within you get projected onto the life you find around you? Do your prevailing attitudes help shape the experiences you attract? Is the reality you’ve built in your psyche at least partially responsible for creating the reality you encounter everywhere you go?

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Whenever I’m on top of the world and able to see for miles, it’s easier for me to view the big picture of my life. That’s why I rode my bike to the crest of the mountain today. I wanted to meditate on a certain personal problem that has had me stumped. But when I arrived there after a long ascent, a frigid, relentless wind was blustering so hard that I could barely think. Reluctantly, I came down the mountain and did my meditation in the valley below, where a mild, warmer wind posed no aggravation. There I was able to get the insight I needed. Now I’m passing my lesson on to you, Pisces. You may not be able to accomplish your current goal where you thought you could, but you can do it in a different place. Be flexible about the setting.

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art INTRODUCTION TO PAPER ARTS: Online with three Saturday sessions, June 3, July 8 and August 5, 10 a.m. – 5 p.m. CCV Burlington. Registration begins May 1. Info, 802-865-4422 or visit www.CCV. edu. Learn all about the fine art of making paper. Instructor: Drew Matott.

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building PAVING STONE PATIO AND WALKS: May 20, 9-11 a.m. At the new Livingston Farm Center at Daniel’s four corners in Bristol. $15. Info, to register call Bristol Recreation at 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec. org. Learn how to install natural stone and pave stone patios and walkways. We will cover site layout, material requirements and installation of base, bedding, and different stone/paving stones to use. Instructors: Mike and Bob Wahl, owners and operators of Wahl Landscaping in Monkton.

camps FIREHOUSE EDUCATION SUMMER CAMPS FOR YOUNG ARTISTS: Weekly camps start June 19 - August 18. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts and Studio 250, the Clay and Craft Studio and Print Studio 250. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Firehouse Education Summer Camps aim to inspire and nurture the creativity within. Exciting full and half-day camps available for kids ages 6-14, in the visual arts, photography, printmaking, clay, craft and writing. FLYNNARTS SUMMER CAMPS IN THE PERFORMING ARTS ARE FILLING FAST: Info, email flynnarts@flynncenter. org or call 652-4543, ext. 4 or check out the online brochure at www.flynncenter. org. Don’t let your children miss out on the incredible array of summer opportunities available at the Flynn and at our partner sites. Full- and half-day camps in dance, theater, and comedy combine with themes in history, science, literature, art, world cultures, and fantasy. Children explore the performing arts while stretching their imaginations and learning more about the world around them. After-care available until 5 p.m. for many camps. Selected camps include: The Magic Toy Box (ages 45), Imagine! (ages 6-7), Mysteries, Myths, and Monsters(ages 8-10),Wild & Wacky History (ages 11-14), Inspired Actor (ages 14-18), the incredible week of Summertime Jazz(ages 10-25), plus much more!

clay POTTERY CLASSES: Beginning April 18, nine weeks, kids after school, adult days, evening and weekends. Schoolhouse Pottery. $194. Info, 802-253-8790. Our next nine-week semester is about to begin, in beautiful downtown Moscow. Children and Adults, Beginner, Intermediate and Advanced. Courses designed around each group. Wheel slab hand-sculpture, you name it! Come play in our refurbished studio. Private lessons anytime.

dance ADULT BEGINNER BALLET AND JAZZ CLASSES: Ongoing Mondays and Fridays. Ballet, Friday, 6 p.m. Jazz, Monday and Friday, 7:30 p.m., Shelburne Health and Fitness. $10 per class. Info, 802-9853141 or visit http://www.shelburne healthandfitness.com. Let professional dancer Brea and Shelburne Health & Fitness make you feel at home in these fun and informative classes! There is no membership necessary. AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome!

ARGENTINEAN TANGO WORKSHOPS AND MILGONGA WITH VISITING INSTRUCTORS MYLENE PELLETIER AND SIMON ALARIE: Saturday and Sunday, May 6 and May 7, 6 p.m., at the Champlain Club, 20 Crowley Street, Burlington. No partner necessary. Saturday, late afternoon and evening: a Specialty Workshop – Point Zero Technique. $20. Introduction and Level 1 Progressive Group Lessons $15 each, and a Guided Practica $5. Sunday, mid-day: private, couple and semiprivate lessons, reservations needed. $75. Info, Brian 802-660-2099 or brian dalmer@verizon.net. Refreshments, cash bar and lounge, wonderful nostalgic wood dance floor. BALLET FOR TEENS AND ADULTS: May 11 - June 8, Thursdays, 4:45-6 p.m. Upstairs at Bristol Fitness. $60 or $15 drop-in. Info, to register call Bristol Recreation 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec. org. Learn the basic vocabulary and movements of ballet technique in a relaxed environment. Experience the increased strength, flexibility, coordination, and balance that the art brings to your body. Instructor: Kelly Leary. BALLET I AGES 8-12: May 11-June 8, Thursdays, 3:45- 4:45 p.m. Upstairs at Bristol Fitness. $50. Info, to register call Bristol Recreation 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org. Learn basic ballet techniques and vocabulary in a relaxed atmosphere. Instructor: Kelly Leary. BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Begin the first week of each month, four weeks, Tuesday evenings, St. Albans, Thursday evenings, Burlington. $40 per person. Info, email Kevin@FirstStepDance.com, call 802-5986757 or visit www.FirstStepDance.com. Are you interested in learning Ballroom dance? Beginning and intermediate classes are offered each month; the beginning classes are the same each month while the intermediate classes vary each month. We also offer beginning lessons before our monthly dances in both Burlington and St. Albans. No partner required for classes or dances, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! BELLY DANCE WITH MYSTIQUE! Wednesdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Edmunds School Cafeteria, Main Street, Burlington. $12/class or $40/four classes. Info, 802989-1047 or email mystiquebellydance@ yahoo.com. Celebrate yourself and learn the art of belly dance. No matter what your age, fitness level, or body type. It’s a total workout for body, mind and soul! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walkin on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, Pre-registration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Practice sessions Sundays, 4-6 p.m., open to the public, walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@ salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! FUNDAMENTALS OF JAZZ DANCE: Mondays and Thursdays, June 1 – July 6, 5:30-9:20 p.m. CCV Burlington. Registration begins May 1. Info, 802-865-4422 or www.CCV.edu. An introduction to jazz dance techniques, aesthetics and theory. Instructor: Karen Amirault. MOTHER/DAUGHTER BELLY BUDDIES: Mothers and children, ages 5-8, May 10 - June 14, Wednesday, 3:15-4 p.m. Studio 69A, Mountain St., Bristol. $10 per mother and daughter. Info, to register call Bristol Recreation 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org. This class will include: movement to belly dance rhythms, postures and imagination with a focus on fun. Put on your sequins and join in. Instructor: Cathy Palmer SUMMER DANCE CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS AT THE FLYNN BEGIN NOW FOR TEENS AND ADULTS: May/June: Modern Ballet Barre on Wednesday nights, 6:30 - 8 p.m., enhances creative expression, tone, and spatial awareness (starts May 3). “Butoh” Workshop on Saturday May 20 explores butoh ’s movement forms, meditative qualities, and connection to

culture and other art forms, including noh theater, with master artists. JUNEAUGUST: Jazz I & Cabaret Jazz, Hip-Hop I & II, Flamenco Dance, Skinner Releasing Technique, and a Modern Intensive with visiting artist Leah Stein offer fun and creative ways to get moving this summer. Info, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or call 652-4548, ext, 4 or visit www. flynncenter.org. SUMMERDANCE: RPO6: July 17-28, various times, Norte Maar, Rouses Point, NY, full two week session, $375. Info, 646-361-8512 or visit http://www.nortemaar.org. SUMMERDANCE:RP06 features the Summer Conservatory a two-week program featuring master teachers Julia K. Gleich (London, UK) and Ernesta Corvino (New York, NY). Daily classes in ballet tech, character, and more. Performance opportunities offered. Space limited. Intermediate to advanced levels only. SWING DANCE LESSONS: Six weeks, two nights, three levels. Tuesdays, May 23 - June 27, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Swing 1/Lindy Hop Basics, beginning level, no experience required, includes free Vermont Swings practice session immediately following. Wednesdays, May 24 - June 28, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Swing 2C/Lots O’ Swing Outs: Learn a variety of Swing Outs, the heart of 8-count Lindy Hop. Level 2: must have mastered Swing 1 or by permission. 7:45-8:45 p.m. Dancing with the Music: Make each dance a fresh experience by learning to express the music through your movement and styling. Level 3: must have successfully completed Swing 2: A, B and C or by permission. All classes held at Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, call 802-860-7501 or visit www.lindyvermont. com. No partner needed for any class! All classes are taught by Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl. We focus on having fun and learning technique that will allow you to dance with anyone, anywhere. Please bring clean, non-marking shoes.

dreams JUNGIAN DREAMWORK FOR MEN AND WOMEN: 4-session program, May 10, 17, 24 and 31, 7-9 p.m. 35 King St., Burlington. $40/4 sessions. Info, call Sue, 802-244-7909. For adults interested in learning dreamwork techniques, deepening their connection to their inner life and empowering themselves in a safe, supportive setting. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author, with over 30 years of experience in Jungian analysis, dreamwork and leading adult programs.

drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Kids’ Beginning Class, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. Six-week session beginning May 2. $47. Kids’ Advanced Beginners Class, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m. Six-week session beginning May 1. $47. Adult Beginning Class, Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. Six-week session beginning May 2. $53. Adult Advanced Beginners Class, Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Six-week session beginning April 17. $53. Walk-in price, $10 per class. Info, 6580658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins are welcome. Gift certificates available. HAND DRUMMING: Beginners Conga class, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Twoweek session begins April 5, $20, fourweek session begins May 3, $40. Walk-in price, $12. Beginners Djembe Classes, Wednesdays, 7-8:50 p.m. Two-week session begins April 5, $20, four-week session begins May 3, $40. Walk in price, $12. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins are welcome. Gift certificates are available.. RICHMOND TAIKO CLASSES: Kids’ classes, beginners, Camel’s Hump Middle School, 2:40-3:30 p.m., five-week session, $50. 3:30-4:20 p.m., five-week session, $50 or $80 for both. Class dates are May 4, May 10, May 17, May 25 and June 1. Kids and Parents, beginners, Community Meeting Room at the Richmond Free Library, Thursdays, 5:306:20 p.m. Space Noto four-week session, $65. Classes are Thursdays, May 4, 11, 25, and June 1. Adult classes, beginners, Community Meeting Room at the Richmond

Free Library, Thursdays 7-8 p.m. Oni Daiko, four-week session. $41. Classes are Thursdays, May 4, 11, 25 and June 1. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burling tontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko. org. Preregistration is required and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Gift certificates are available.

education COMMUNITY EDUCATION CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG: Italian for Travelers, 8 Wednesdays beginning May 3, 6-7:30 p.m. $95. Instructor: Nicole Librandi. Applying Makeup 101 with Lori Barlow and Deb Clark, 2 Thursdays beginning May 4. $35. Backyard Astronomy, 2 Wednesdays, May 3 and 10, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $15. Salsa for Beginners, 3 Tuesdays beginning May 3. 7:30-8:30 p.m. $20. Big Band Bash II, 3 more weeks beginning May 4. $35. Enhance Digital Photographs, 2 Wednesdays beginning May 3, 7:15-8:45 p.m. $40. Create Digital Compositions, 2 Thursdays, May 11, 7:15-8:45 p.m. $40. Adobe Photoshop Elements Basics, 4 weeks, Wednesdays, April 12, 5:30-7 p.m. $75. Intermediate Elements, 5 Tuesdays, May 2. 6:30-8:30 p.m., $50. Info, 802-4827194 or visit www.cvuhs.org, click on Access to CVU. Access classes have limited class sizes and are designed to be handson. Senior Discount 65+ and free gift to carpoolers. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

empowerment AVATAR: CREATE WHAT YOU PREFER! Tuesdays, 7-9:30 p.m. and Sundays, 4:30-7 p.m. Free introductory sessions. Info, call Jen at 802-233-8829 or visit www.avatarepc.com. Avatar is a powerful self-development course that explores the relationships between your beliefs and experiences and that teaches the art of living deliberately. Through a series of simple, experiential exercises you learn how to create what you prefer and how to live from a more expansive, compassionate and aware place. HAVING DIFFICULTY MAKING DECISIONS?: “The Nature of Decisions,” free introduction to new women’s group, Wednesday, May 3, 6 p.m., group begins Saturday, May 13. 231 Maple St., Burlington. Info, 802-985-5883. Marian Feldman, psychotherapist and outdoors woman has developed a 5-week series that merges therapy, spirit and Nature. It will benefit anyone desiring to learn decisionmaking skills and/or resolve a specific decision currently. The series focuses on creating the “ground” from which to make decisions, letting go of “second guessing” and building self-trust.

exercise NEW: GET FIT FOR SUMMER! May 15 - June 26, Mondays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. (no class Memorial Day). Studio 69A, Mountain St., Bristol. $60. Info, call Bristol Recreation 453-5885 or visit www. bristol rec.org. Each session will include a complete workout including cardiovascular training, flexibility training, core training using the stability ball and free weights. Each week will also focus on goal setting and planning so you can integrate exercise and healthy eating habits into your lifestyle. Materials needed: stability ball, free weights and exercise mat. Note: If you don’t have these items, the instructor can order them for you. Please call ahead. Instructor: Kirsten Ginsburg is a personal trainer and a member of the National Academy of Sports Medicine.

film INTRODUCTION TO FILM MAKING: Mondays and Thursdays, June 1 – July 6, 5:30 – 9:20 p.m. CCV Burlington. Registration begins May 1. Info, 865-4422 or at www.CCV.edu. An introduction to the fundamentals of film making, students will acquire hands-on experience by producing short individual and group projects. Instructor: Darren Sullivan.

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healing TUNING FORKS AS SOUND HEALING TOOLS - THEORY AND PRACTICE: Sunday, May 21, 1:30-5:30 p.m. $40 prepaid by May 18. Info, Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, 802-660-8060. Join us for a discussion and demonstration of the use of tuning forks for personal healing. Various types of tuning forks and their effects on the physical body, chakras and meridians will be presented and specific techniques will be practiced. Presented by Carol von Rohr.

herbs ORIENTAL HERBAL MEDICINE PROGRAM: Begins September 2006, one weekend a month, 150-hour program. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, visit www.elementsofhealing. net or 802-288-8160. This class will give students a strong foundation in the use of Chinese and Japanese herbs to treat numerous disharmonies. Students will learn the fundamentals of oriental theory and diagnosis incorporating yin yang, 5 element, 8 principle, and Oriental internal medicine theory. This class will be appropriate for all body-workers and health care providers, as well as those seeking to begin studies in alternative therapies. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify. WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Wisdom of the Herbs, An Experiential Journey Through the Seasons. Eight-month Herbal Certification Program. One weekend a month, April to November, 2006. Foundations of Herbalism: A three-month Herbal Program. May 6-7, June 3-4 and July 1-2, 2006. Four day herbal Intensive for educators and others, June 26-29. Advanced Program, August 5-6, September 2-3, September 30 - October 1. Taught by herbalist Annie McCleary with naturalist George Lisi, Lincoln, Vermont. Info, 802453-6764, email anniemc@gmavt.net or visit www.WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool. com. VSAC grants available to qualifying participants, please apply early. Weave knowledge and wisdom in a transformational journey with wild plants. Plant identification, plant-spirit communication, wild edibles, herbal remedies, herb walks and nature adventures.

language BONJOUR! FRENCH LESSONS: Info, 233-7676 or maggiestandley@yahoo. com. Private lessons and tutoring for individuals and groups in the Burlington area. Experienced instructor Maggie Standley has lived and worked in France and francophone Africa. She understands the joys and frustrations of learning a foreign language. She can help you conquer verb tenses, work on your accent, prepare for world travel and grasp business, culinary and artistic lingo.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, June 5, 5:30 p.m. Adult classes seven days a week, Monday-Friday, 5:30-8 p.m. and Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword draw-

ing), Thursdays, 7:45-9 p.m. Zazen (Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-951-8900 or www. aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) aikido instructor. CAPOEIRA ANGOLA: Every Tuesday and Thursday, 6-8 p.m. Memorial Auditorium. Cost negotiable. Info, 802-652-0714. Daniel “Vermelho� Dyer advanced student of Master Deraldo teaches the class. Capoeira Angola, an Afro-Brazilian martial art dance, is named for the country credited with its origin. Capoeira Angola weaves intricate movements, spirituality, mental and physical discipline, fight, play, strategy, and philosophy into a rhythmic game of real or ritual combat. It is played slowly and deliberately but with humor and joyfulness. It is spontaneous, unchoreographed, and is an attentive and cooperative physical “conversation’ between players. Beginners and visitors welcome. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line� Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

massage ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY PRACTITIONER TRAINING PROGRAM: Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage. September 16, 2006 - July 10, 2007, Mondays, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. and Tuesday evenings plus one weekend per month. Come to a free information session Friday, May 19, 7-8:30 p.m. 205 Dorset Street, South Burlington. Info, call 658-7715, www.touchstonehealingarts.com. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage offers a 500-hour program in Asian Bodywork Therapy. This course provides students with a solid foundation in Traditional Oriental medicine theory, and two forms of Oriental massage, Amma massage and Shiatsu massage. A Western body science class is also part of the program, although students with prior instruction in Anatomy and Physiology may not need to participate in this 100hour portion of the training. Other aspects of the class include the body’s meridian system, Yin Yang theory, 5-element theory, 8 principles of diagnosis, the internal and external causes of disease, oriental pattern differentiation, diagnostic methods of finding disharmony (pulse, abdominal and tongue diagnosis), business practices and personal and professional development. SWEDISH MASSAGE PRACTITIONER TRAINING PROGRAM: Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, September 12, 2006 - June 7, 2007, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage. Info, call 802-658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com.

Touchstone Healing Arts offers a 650 contact hour program in Therapeutic Massage. This course provides students with a solid foundation in therapeutic massage, anatomy and physiology, clinical practice, professional development and communication skills.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Monday through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http://www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. The Shambhala teachings are founded on the premise that there is basic human wisdom that can help to solve the world’s problems. This wisdom does not belong to any one culture or religion, nor does it come from the West or the East. Rather, it is a tradition of human warriorship that has existed in many cultures at many times throughout history. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday morning of each month, May 6, for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.

movement AUTHENTIC MOVEMENT: Teens - adult, May 16 - June 20, Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. Place: TBA. $42. Info, to register call Bristol Recreation 453-5885 or visit www. bristolrec.org. We will explore expression and our own stories through the structure of Mary Starks Whitehouse’s “Authentic Movement,� a quiet practice incorporating a witness and a mover, observation, and writing in journals. Non-dancers and movers highly encouraged! Instructor: Olympia Franklin ELDER RAKS - A MOVEMENT CLASS FOR THE ELDERLY: May 24 - June 28, Wednesdays, 9-10 a.m. Studio 69A, Mountain St. $42. Info, to register call Bristol Recreation 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org. This class will include body alignment, stretching, folkloric movements, balance and strengthening. Instructor: Cathy Palmer. EXPRESSIVE MOVEMENT: Thursdays, 5:30-7 p.m., May 25 - June 1, 8, 15, 22 and 29. Chace Mill. $120. Info, 802-8639775. Through a variety of movement and dance activities, we will connect sensing, feeling and action to integrate mid and body, freeing your authentic expressive self. Taught by Luanne Sberna, MA, an experienced Dance-Movement Therapist.

music MUSIC ADVENTURE CAMP: For children ages 6-11, June 26–30, 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. for $125, or 9 a.m. – 2 p.m. for $175. Info, call 802-658-0832 or email msamuels@burlingtontelecom.net. Campers will explore singing, dancing, improvising and playing musical instruments in a Burlington home. Camp is led by Mary Ann Samuels and Susan Reit.

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photography FIREHOUSE EDUCATION COMMUNITY DARKROOM STUDIO LIGHTING TECHNIQUES: Saturday, May 20, 1-5 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church Street. Call 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Light is the most crucial component in photography. Your ability to control that light will determine the quality of your photographs. This workshop is designed to broaden your knowledge on using light effectively. Color balance, light manipulators, stroboscopic and continuous light sources and how to use these devices both indoors and outdoors will be covered.

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pilates CORE STUDIO: Come experience Burlington’s premiere by-appointment only Pilates and Personal Training Studio! Located conveniently on the Waterfront in Downtown Burlington, we offer a variety of core strengthening and other well-being related programs. Our mat and Reformer bed Pilates options include private sessions, small group privates, and dropin rates for classes including Pilates Mat and Reformer, Hybrid Spinning/Pilates, and Flow Yoga. The Rolfing Studio offers you the opportunity to work one-on-one with a certified specialist who can restore and reshape your body back into its natural alignment. Our onsite nutritionist and Reiki practitioner is also available by appointment. Familiarize yourself with our open, welcoming “green” studio and our professional certified instructors. Your first consultation and first mat class is always free! Call 802.862.8686 or visit www. corestudioburlington.com for a complete class schedule and to learn more about Pilates and how it can help you thrive. PILATES SPACE, A SPACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: We welcome you to our Open House Friday, 5 p.m., May 5, for a Mat Class, Performance Pilates, silent auction and raffle and more in celebration of Pilates Day, see website for details. Come experience our beautiful, light-filled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good, and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer info sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-863-9900 or visit www.pilatess pace.net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

reflexology ADVANCED REFLEXOLOGY TRAINING WITH GERALDINE VILLENEUVE: Friday, May 12, 6-9 p.m., Saturday, May 13 and Sunday, May 14, 9-5. $285.00 includes coloring workbook. Prior experience with reflexology required. Touchstone Healing Arts 205 Dorset Street So. Burlington. Info, call 658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com. In this fascinating class you will dive deeper into another dimension and quality of your practice. Prepare to make exciting, guided discoveries as you can see and feel the body emerge visually and tangibly by using advanced reflexology techniques.

reiki REIKI LEVEL 2: Saturday, May 13, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Burlington. $195. Info, 802-878-1711 or chris@risingsunhealing. com. Receive a Reiki level 2 attunement and 3 Usui Reiki symbols. Learn to send healing energy from a distance. This class will deepen your practice. Taught by Chris Hanna, MSW, Reiki Master. SPRING REIKI CLASSES: Reiki Level I, Saturday, April 29. Reiki Level II, Saturday, May 13. 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Healing in Common in Shelburne. Reiki Level I, $150. Reiki Level II, $200. Info, 802-482-7206. Learn this powerful, hands-on energy work technique in a small group setting. This ancient healing art can lower stress, decrease pain, enhance the immune system, and speed up recovery time. Give yourself and those you love the gift of Reiki.

self-defense KYOKUSHIN KARATE AND SELF-DEFENSE: Mondays and Wednesdays, kids 6-7 p.m., adults 7:15-9 p.m. Reasonable rates, no contracts. Waterbury Center Grange, Howard Avenue. Info, 802-2532050 or visit http://www.greenmoun taindojo.com. New beginner classes

now forming! The Green Mountain Dojo offers instruction in Kyokushin Karate; a Japanese style emphasizing traditional and holistic teaching methods. Excellent family oriented program for the past 25 years. Male and female Japan certified instructors with 30+ years experience.

spirituality SPIRITUAL SEEKERS: Sunday gatherings, 3 p.m. N/C. Info, call Bill, 951-1646. This is the invitation to spiritual awakening: the complete annihilation in the belief of a separate individual self. SPIRITWEAVES’ SEEDS OF SOUL ECSTATIC DANCE WEEKEND: May 19, 20 and 21, Friday 7-10 p.m., Saturday 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., Sunday 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Contois Auditorium. $150 entire weekend, $130 Saturday and Sunday, $85 Saturday only, $30 Friday only. Info, 802-864-6550 or visit www.spiritweaves.com. Using movement and music join with others to uncover and explore the seeds of who we are. Influenced by the work of Gabrielle Roth and others, this moving meditation practice is open to all. Beginners welcome. Facilitated by Michael Skelton of Los Angeles, CA, Spiritweaves’ originator. TIBETAN BUDDHIST WISDOM TEACHINGS: TRAGA RINPOCHE: Friday, May 5, 7 p.m., “Awakening to Your True Nature: Meditation Instructions From the Heart,” $10. Saturday - Sunday, May 6-7, “Training in the Pure Realms: Buddhist Wisdom for Living and Dying,” $75. May 7-9, “Guru Yoga of Immortality: Tantric Buddhist Meditation Teachings,” $130. May 11-14, “Completion of Primordial Wisdom: Dzogchen Teachings,” $200. All Days except May 5: 9 a.m. -noon and 3-6 p.m. Entire retreat $300/$25 per session. No one turned away for financial reasons/ scholarships available. 2 Elm St., Bristol, VT. Info, visit www.ddcv.com, email ddcv@gmavt.net or call 802-453-3431.

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LEARN TO MAKE MEAD, SODA POP, AND YOUR BEES HAPPY! Saturdays, May 6, Mead and Soda, June 10, Beekeeping. Free. Honey Gardens, 5335 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh. Info, visit http://www.honeygardens.com. Learn to make your own root beer and other sodas with raw honey, then learn to make mead honey wine. June 10 learn the basics of beekeeping including setting up your hives, taking off the honey and all-natural pest control.

CREATIVE WRITING CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS (FICTION AND NONFICTION): Ongoing, call for times. Info, 802-951-2464. Join Life Coach, Vermont Author and essayist Annie Downey, on the Burlington Waterfront for classes/workshops in Fiction and Nonfiction. Classes and workshops available for beginners, intermediate and advanced writers. FIREHOUSE EDUCATION THE WRITE PLACE CREATIVE-WRITING COLLAGE: Saturday, May 13, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church Street. Info, call 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Try creative writing with a twist! You, as both the writer and the illustrator, will gather words and images already in print to create your own story lines, journal entries, or greeting cards, with corresponding illustrations. Bring any old magazines, pictures, or other printed materials you may have. Fun for parents and kids (age 8 and older)!

women FIRST STRIDES BEGINNER WALKING AND RUNNING WORKSHOP FOR WOMEN: May 10 - July 26, 5:30-6:45 p.m. $35 SFE members, $45 nonmembers. Sports & Fitness Edge of Essex. Info, 802879-7734 ext. 219 or visit http://www. sfedge.com. Come experience a unique, proven, fun program that uses coaching, support, and training to improve the fitness, self-esteem, and social support network of women of all ages, regardless of your current level of fitness. First Strides welcomes both walkers and beginning runners. It doesn’t matter where you start (how fit/fat/fast you are); it only matters that you start! WOMEN’S STORY CIRCLE: Saturday, May 6, 9:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Vermont Coaching Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $50. Info, call 802-655-3787 or email vantagepointcoaching@mac.com. Led by Sharon Snow, certified professional coach. In this workshop you will learn about yourself through the remembering and telling of your stories. Come join other women in circle and explore your life through your stories. This workshop is built on the work of Christina Baldwin Storycatcher and Susan Albert Wittig, Writing from Life.

theater IN THE LIMELIGHT: PRESENTATION AND PUBLIC SPEAKING FOR THOSE WHO WOULD RATHER NOT! Adult, Thursdays, May 11 – June 15; 6–7:30 p.m. $90 6 weeks. Flynn Center Studio. Info, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org, call 6524548, ext. 4., or visit www.flynncenter. org. Limit 16. Become more comfortable with your ability to address large and small groups on any subject in this relaxed course tailored to the presentation scenario most relevant to each student. Fun activities stimulate discussion and relieve anxiety. Class covers public speaking, use of a microphone, and even spicing up a PowerPoint® presentation. Whether you are a teacher, businessperson, or an auditioning actor, this class provides a supportive forum for upgrading your presentational prowess.

weight loss HEALTHY LIFESTYLES 12-WEEK PROGRAM: Ongoing sessions, various days and times. South Burlington location. $20/class. Info, 802-658-6597 or healthylifestylesvt@msn.com. Facilitated by Certified LifeStyle Counselor who personally lost 80 pounds over five years ago. Small classes provide support, structure and accountability for sensible and permanent weight loss. Individual counseling available.

well-being WHAT’S THE BEST THAT COULD HAPPEN? Saturday mornings, May 13, 20 and 27, 10-11:30 a.m. Burlington, TBA. $20. Info, 802-862-4714. A few well-considered questions can put your whole body/mind/ emotion/spirit system to work for you to achieve health, happiness, and whatever you want in your life. We’ll also investigate creative visualization, how it works, and what to do when it doesn’t. Dan O’Connell is certified in bodywork and energy work, and has been studying in the area of human potential for over 30 years. This class is an exploration for a book on a new technique he is developing. He feels a little odd writing about himself in the third person, but has observed that that’s how it’s done.

YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Ashtanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Prenatal, Kids and Senior Classes. Register for our six-week post natal, toddler and kids Yoga , Mondays, May 1 - June 12, six week Intro to Kripalu session, Mondays, 7:30 p.m., May 1 - June 5, six week Introduction to Ashtanga Yoga, Wednesdays, 7:30 p.m., May 24 - June 21. Monthly Sunday Restorative Sessions May 14, June 18, July 16, August 27. Chace Mill, Burlington. $13 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful, spacious studios on the Winooski River. Classes seven days a week.

yoga BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 dropin, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga. com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. BURLINGTON YOGA: Ongoing daily classes in Anusara-inspired, Beginner, Kripalu, Beginner Men’s, Flow, Iyengar, Kundalini, Postnatal, Prenatal, Restorative. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes. $120 for 10-class card, $60 for a private lesson, $160 for unlimited monthly membership. Info, 658-9642 (yoga) or info@ burlingtonyoga.com. Burlington Yoga provides a focused, supportive atmosphere for students at all levels to develop and nourish their individual practice. Beginners welcome to all classes. Drop in anytime.

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ACUPRESSURE MASSAGE-EXPERIENCE THE ULTIMATE MASSAGE...the incredible relaxation and results for stress relief, back and neck pain, injury recovery and renewed vitality. Treat yourself or a friend. Gift certificates available. 14 years professional experience. $10 off with this ad. Downtown Burlington. 802-373-6105. AFFORDABLE THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE: $40 per hour, South Burlington location. Chair massage also available for groups and businesses. Please call Steele or Eliza, 802-373-2475. CALMING THE BODY, mind and spirit with therapeutic Swedish/Deep Tissue massage. Discounts for first-time customers and gift certificates. Renzo, 922-1276. DANU THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE at The Woolen Mill, Winooski. Sore muscles? Stressed out? Relaxation and Therapeutic Massage. CranioSacral Therapy. Chair Massage. Call Vicky, 802999-0610. http://danu.abmp.com. ENJOY THE RELAXATION of a therapeutic massage. Quality bodywork with a compassionate touch. New clients receive 20% off their first massage. Please call Emily Kniffin, Nationally Certified Massage Therapist, 899-2973. MAKE MONDAYS GREAT! Swedish massage and Chakra energy balancing. $60/hour, ask for discounts. 802-951-1698. Women only. Mornings, afternoons and evenings available. MASSAGE THERAPY: 1 or 1 1/2-hour sessions for relaxation, pain relief and restorative healing. Gift certificates, weekend and evening appointments also available. Jessica Griffin, NCTMB. Williston, 802-658-4500.

MASSAGE THERAPY FOR WELLNESS and relaxation. Deep tissue, hot stone, pregnancy and Swedish. Downtown location. Thembie, CMT, 802-355-9798. METTA TOUCH: Are you stressedout or sore from working out? Treat yourself to a wonderful Thai massage, customized just for you! Call today for an appointment, 862-2212. Blythe Kent, CMT. Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd-floor.

psychotherapy DANCE-MOVEMENT THERAPY, the psychotherapeutic use of dance and movement to further emotional and physical integration and healing, offered by Luanne Sberna, licensed mental health counselor, 802-863-9775. SALLIE WEST, M.A., M.F.T. Individuals and couples counseling. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/ personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135. TOUCHSTONE ASSOCIATES IN PSYCHOTHERAPY & EXPRESSIVE ARTS THERAPY: Licensed mental health counselors offering art therapy, dance movement therapy, dream work, sand tray and traditional psychotherapy. 802-863-9775.

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4 announcments GOOD NEWS GARAGE accepts tax-deductible donation of cars and vans online anytime at www.goodnewsgarage.org or at 877-448-3288. PREGNANT? Considering adoption? Talk with caring people specializing in matching birth mothers with families nationwide. Expenses paid. Toll-free 24/7 Abby’s One True Gift Adoptions, 1-866-413-6293. (AAN CAN)

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12’ ABOVE-GROUND POOL, 3’, needs liner, incl. pump, ladder, all accessories. $25. 802-655-4676. 18’ SIOUXAN tippee w/inner liner and poles. Morning star painted on smoke flaps. $750. Buyer collects tippee and poles. 802-388-2467. 1000 ENVELOPES = $5000. 2 MEDIUM SHOEI full face Receive $5 for every envelope helmets. has1 motorcycle stuffed with our sales material. 4/25/06 2x2-Hearthside041206 9:34 AM One Page headphones. White, red, blue, Guaranteed! Free information: gray. $100/OBO. 603-770-6777. 24-hour recording 1-800-7857076. (AAN CAN)

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STOWE RESTAURANT FOR SALE Successful 70 seat fine dining leasehold restaurant with small pub. Great location and visibility with 5700 sq. ft. of dining / work space for $300,000.00.

Contact Lisa Hoare at 802.863.2150 or Lisa.Hoare@verizon.net. EARN $3500 WEEKLY! Data entry workers needed online immediately! Work from home! Guaranteed income! No experience necessary. Register online today! www.DataEntryCash.com (AAN CAN) ESTABLISHED BAKERY for sale in Mad River Valley area. Turnkey opportunity! Call 802-316-7794. HIRING FOR 2006. $18/hour starting, avg. pay $57 K/year. Federal benefits, paid training and vacations. No experience needed! 1-800-584-1775 Ref # P4401. (AAN CAN) SUCCESSFUL, WELL ESTABLISHED salon/spa for sale in Colchester, VT. Email Cathy at cath554@aol.com or call 802238-3011. YOUTH COUNSELOR. Do you love the outdoors and helping troubled teens? Immediate entry-level openings at Eckerd outdoor therapeutic programs in Florida, Tennessee and North Carolina. Year-round residential position, free room/board, competitive salary/benefits. Info and application: http://www.eckerdyouth.org. Fax resume to Career Advisor/AN. 727-442-4911. (AAN CAN)

29-GALLON FISH TANK, incl. filter and hood. $50. 518-7277807, leave message (located in Burlington). 32� SONY TV plus stand. Moving, must sell. $275. Great condition. Cash only. 802-951-1626. 55-GALLON FISH TANK. Stand, filter, hood, heater, cleaning equip. Everything you need. $200, $250 w/out fish. 802-310-1591. 6-PIECE BEDROOM SET. Butternut, 9-drawer dresser w/twin mirrors, 4-drawer chest, two night stands. Queen or full-size headboard option. $750. Excellent condition. 802-899-2305. 75-GALLON aquarium. Tank only, $50 firm. Call John, 233-3415. 8X10 POTTERY BARN, wool rug. Made in India. Hand tufted. 100% wool cut pile. Woolmark quality. Amrita style. $400. 802-863-0283. AB LOUNGER 2 exercise chair. Bought for $109. Will sell for $85. Moving, must sell. Almost new. 802-951-1626. ANTIQUE French bed, oak, 19th century, excellent condition, beautiful decorations, full-sized. Asking $1500. 802-318-8848 or www.yardsale.tk. ANTIQUE FURNITURE: Small oak dresser with mirror. Circa 1900. Excellent condition, $290. Oak dresser with mirror. Circa 1910. Good condition, $185. 863-1796, evenings.

ANTIQUE, HANDMADE CHERRY HUTCH, natural finish. Dove tail drawer joints. Call 802864-0439. ANTIQUE OAK bureau w/mirror, 3 drawers. Needs a little TLC, but otherwise in good condition. $425/OBO. 802-434-4338, leave message. ANTIQUE ROCKING CHAIR, circa 1910, $120 firm. Call 238-6449. APARTMENT SALE: Pine armoire, 44� wide, 25� deep, $490. 1940s kitchen table w/green and yellow top, $275. Day bed w/mattress cover, $110. Videos and women’s clothing size small. 862-3581. APRIL CORNELL TABLECLOTH: New, never used, beautiful ivory embossed fabric, 50� x 72�, 100% cotton. $64 on price tag, sell for $30. Call Rachel, 658-5296. ATTRACTIVE 8X10 carpet. Very high quality and attractive design. New, it sheds because it’s new, will go away when used. $500. betsyrose46@hotmail.com. AUTHENTIC INDIAN TIPI by Nomadic tipi makers in Oregon. Large size. $550. Want pools? Call me, 802-598-8508. BEAUTIFUL, ANTIQUE china cabinet $125/OBO. 802-238-3056. BEAUTIFUL STRAND: Pearl necklace, $75. Dark blue sapphire earrings, $50. Electronic Crossbow Platinum workout center, w/video and chart, $450. 922-4611. BECKETT OIL BURNER: 0.5-3 gph 120v. 3450 rpm pump/blower motor and Suntec intermittent burner ignition starter. Used 3 years. $200. Call 802-264-5352. BEDROOM FURNITURE: Older/excellent condition. Twin beds, dresser w/mirror, night stand, office desk. Chest of drawers, headboard w/shelf for twin. Call 899-4456. BEDROOM SETS and bunk beds. Good condition. $100 or less. Kitchen table w/2 extensions, solid oak, four chairs, asking $450. L sofa w/sleeper bed, TVs and stands. 802-734-6388. BIKES: 20�, 1 girls, 1 boys. 1 needs seat. Good shape. $10/each. Call 802-655-4676. BIRD CAGE: Ideal for parakeets or other small birds. Has slide out tray. Comes w/many accessories. $50 new, selling for $20. 802-899-3441. BOAT, MOTOR, trailer, canoe, fishing equipment, kayak, paddle boat, dingy, john boat. Must sell all. 802-363-2160. BONNY, SIZE 8 wedding dress, beautiful French ruffles. Bought at Needleman’s in 1997, worn once, then cleaned and stored since. $75/OBO. Must see! 802453-6683. BOOKCASE, $15, dresser, $15, window AC, $35, hide-a bed couch, $50, single bed w/mattress, $35, old iron bed frame, $75. 802355-8679, leave message. BROKEN WINDSHIELDS WANTED: Replace now for $100 and up. Green Mountain Auto Glass. 802-373-3667. CAMERAS FOR SALE: Nikon camera (film), One Touch Zoom AF, $20. Kodak DX7440 (digital), $150. Polaroid Spectra Pro, $65. Contact with best offer for any! Jim, 310-0276. CANON 20D grip/battery holder attachment. Brand new, $170. 802-578-5173.

CHAISE: Nearly new, red, micro fiber w/right arm. Highly washable and comfortable! New $900. Now $150. 802-864-7022. CHURCH ST. vending cart. Excellent condition, wooden structure. Retail only. Available to see May 10th. Must sell. $500/OBO. 310-8619. CLOTHING DRYER. Good condition. Electric. $50. 802-862-7372. COFFEE TABLE: Brass and glass, 42x45, $200. 802-583-2724. COMMERCIAL SEWING MACHINE: Pfaff #463-34/08, heavy-duty drop feed, very good condition, overhauled and new motor 2004. 48� table, light, extra bobbins and needles. $550/OBO. Celia, 802-985-3902. COMPUTER DESK: 2-year-old, light oak, 43x21�. $100. 802583-2724. COREY RUDL INSIDER SECRETS to Marketing Your Business on the Internet Course, 650+ pages w/2 resource CDs, $75. More info at http://learntosail.net/ ebay/course.htm. 802-496-4061. COUCH and matching chair, beige floral print. Good condition. Both for $100. Very nice toy box with two upper shelves, solid wood, $75. 864-7983. CRUMAR TOACCATA ORGAN w/Leslie simulator $250. FOSTEX B-16 tape recorder, $500. SONY dat recorder, $250. EMAX sampling keyboard, $350. ALESIS Midi sequencer, $50. All in excellent condition. 802-864-7740. DAYBED/SOFA/COUCH: Indonesian teak. $450. Seating area. 6’ x 6’ w/mattress and pillow. 802-318-8848 or www.yard sale.tk. DESKS: Large L-shaped maple laminate surface with metal bottom three drawers. Excellent condition. $125. Small wooden with four drawers, $50. 8631796, evenings. DIAMOND AND OPAL bracelet. Exquisite, 19 opals, 36 diamonds $2500. 802-372-4998. DR. SNEETCHES STORIES, DR. SEUSS, 1st printing, 1961, rare. $199. Offered at ABA of America for $1100. More pics. at http://learntosail.net/ebay/seus s.htm. 802-496-4061. DRESSER: Ethan Allen maple double dresser with large mirror. Excellent condition. Fine cabinetry. 40 years old. $400. Working Singer Treadle sewing machine, $50. 863-1796, evenings. DRUMS: One pair of LP minitimbales (6� and 8�) with mounting. Slightly used, but like new. List for $120, asking $90. jeremylevine76@hotmail.com. DUNLOP 8080 Summer Performance tires. Two 225/45R17 in excellent shape, $150. Also, two 245/40R17 tires, one with patch. 578-5173. ELLIPTICAL PRECOR EFX 5.23. Brand new! Used 7-10 times. Must sell, relocating. Very smooth natural motion with 14 programs and 20 resistence levels. Smart rate incl. to monitor heart rate. Asking $3500/OBO. 802-238-7106. EXTERIOR insulated steel door. Contact 802-482-6632 or con trarian@myway.com.

FABRICS GALORE: Some for quilting, some upholstery, solids and various prints. Please call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@ yahoo.com. FEATHERBED: Queen-size, slightly used, excellent condition, 100% cotton cover, waterfowl feathers. Very luxurious. $169 new. $45. Call Rachel, 6585296. FIRE & ICE Thermos gas grill by Char-Broil. Teflon coated cooking surface, 10-gallon Thermos cooler. Used very little. $200 + new, $75/firm. 802-324-3133. FISH TANK: 125 gallon, full setup, all you need and then some, 5 large fish included. Asking $800/OBO. 999-6911. FORMICA, assorted sizes and colors, .75 per sq. ft. Two louvered door panels, 18� x 80�, $20. 802-899-2305. FRANKLIN SPEAKING dictionary/thesaurus. New in package, 270 K+ definitions, $75. Please call 482-6632 or email quark vt@yahoo.com. FREE PIANO: Jacob Bros. upright. Easy move from ground floor. Montpelier. Call 802-272-5879. FULL-SIZE BED: Mattress, box spring and frame. 1 year old. Paid $650. Sell $350/OBO. Moving, can’t take it w/me. Solid wood desk, $40/OBO. 802734-2495. FUNKY, RETRO BAR: 2 folding leaves, stores compactly. Great addition for your parties. Mirrored top and sides. Stainless steel tile front. $75/OBO. 859-3467. FURNITURE! 3-seat couch w/double recliners, 5-drawer bureau, bookshelves, coffee/ night tables, lamps, stools and two TVs. I’m moving out, get in touch soon! 203-209-5626. FURNITURE: Farmhouse dining set, $550. 6 x 9 Floral needlepoint rug, $400. Handmade barn wood bed (full) w/stained glass headboard $125. 802-863-0283. FURNITURE FOR SALE in excellent condition. Gorgeous Shakerstyle maple armoire for TV or clothes, $300. Two Windsor-style chairs, $40/each. 863-1796, evenings. G.E. ELECTRIC COOK TOP, almond-colored, $95. Stainless steel single-bowl sink and Moen single-lever faucet, w/all hardware, $75. All spotless, like new. 802-899-2305. GARAGE DOOR opener. Skylink model 38. $5. 802-658-1908. GE PROFILE washer and Fridgidaire electric dryer. Excellent condition. Moving must sell. $75/OBO. Pick-up only. 802-318-1801. GET YOUR BODY back in shape. Selling ProForm recumbent bike and elliptical croostrainer just $100. Call 802-893-3502. GIRL’S BEDROOM SET: Twin bookcase/headboard w/matching Chifforobe dresser. Light color, great shape. $150. 802-655-4676. GLASS DISPLAY CASE (lighted): Perfect for jewelry, chocolates, gift items. Glass top and sides. Mirrored sliding doors. Gold trim. Nice case! $575/OBO. 859-3467. GROW LIGHT, 600W HPS, ballast, bulb and reflector, works great. $280/OBO. 802-658-4695 before 10 p.m.

HAMMOND RT3 ORGAN, B3 w/extras, w/LESLIE 900 100watt, amazing sound/vibe. $1600. 802-864-7740. HANDMADE, used dog’s houses. Made of wood, removable top, stained for years of use. $40/ each. Contact info@dogsledvt. com or call 802-793-6220. HAY: Excellent 2nd cut, approx. 900 bales. Never wet. $3/bale at barn in South Hero. 802-8636391, ask for Jim B. HOTPOINT D/W, $295. Hotpoint white gas oven, $100. Hotpoint white microwave, $50. Countertop, gray, 4 various sizes, $100. Take all for $495. Call Ken, 233-1471. HP 750 printer/scanner/copier all in one. Incl. disks and manual. Perfect condition and machine for home office. $60. 802-578-0210. HP SCAN JET 4570C, digital, flat bed scanner. Has adapter for scanning 35 mm. megadiscs and slides, USB cable, extended power adapter, users manual, CD rom w/software for Microsoft Windows and Macintosh. Mint condition, never used. $50. 802864-0357. INFLATABLE DINGHY: Great for traveling to and from a boat mooring. Incl. pump, paddles and storage container. $175. 802-434-3291, Barry or Jackie. INVACARE ELECTRIC power wheelchair. 4 years old, good condition. Contact 482-6632 or contrarian@myway.com. JOE ROCKET TAN BAG, $40. Alpinestars motorcycle boots, size 39 (euro), $50. KBC helmet xs, $50. Electric vest, size 36, $50. Email: lonlea@hotmail.com. JOHN DEERE, 2000: Sabre lawn tractor, 42� deck, 15.5 HP, new 10 cf poly cart, incl. new full tune up kit, EC. Must see. $850. 872-7188. JOHNSON EVINRUDE OMC gauge package, TACH, VOLT, and MPH circa 1987 white trim gauges. $100/OBO. 802-860-2277. JOHNSON EVINRUDE upright Binnacle w/trim control, intact wire harness for parts or replacement. $150/OBO. 802-860-2277. JUKI Industrial Serger incl. table, MO 2514N series, 4 thread, $650. Call 802-583-2478. KAYAK: Tandem, Eddy Line Whisper, hardly used, excellent condition. Yakima saddles for car rack incl. New $2720, asking $1700. Call 802-879-4606. KENMORE EXTRA LARGE capacity gas dryer. Used less than 6 months. $250/OBO. 802598-7212. KONA HAHANNA, 15� Mt. bike. Front shock, grip shift, V brakes, new tires, red. Almost new first. $250/OBO takes it. 802-2369485. LARGE COMPUTER DESK w/pull out drawers. In great shape, solid. Great for student or home office. $35. Call 802-655-7882. Moving must sell! LARGE VICTORIAN dollhouse for miniature hobbyist. Comes w/many extras. $175. 802-4344338, leave message. LAWN MOWER: Craftsman, 5.5 hp, 20� cut, bagger or mulch, $75. Snow Blower, Craftsman, 5 hp, 22� cut, $100. 864-7983.

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7D CLASSIFIEDSLISTINGS LIKE NEW TOSHIBA SDV392SUA DVD/VCR player HIFI. Controller and manual included. Works extremely well. $50. 802318-1425. LITESPEED SABER Tri bike. Like new, titanium frame, carbon fork, 650 wheels, all Ultegra crane, creek headset, Syntace Aero bars, thompson seat post, race ready. $1200. 802-310-1342. LITTLE TYKES jungle gym, like new, very clean, winters inside. New $250. Asking $125. Playzone from One Step Ahead, great for baby-proofing your house! New $200 + shipping. If interested, call 372-9760. LORD OF THE RINGS, J.R.R. Tolkien 1978 Ballantine Books 4book boxed set. Books never read, case is worn. Great collector’s item. $75. 802-496-4061. MACINTOSH LOUDSPEAKER SYSTEM: Model XD717, 3-way floor system, 12” woofer, 6.5” mid and 1” soft dome tweeter. Walnut veneer enclosures w/black grills: 39”H x 17.5”W x 14”D, 66 lbs./each. New $1600, asking $400/firm. Email Milo, jihley@adelphia.net. MADE W/LOVE: Handmade crochet baby outfits and twin size blankets starting at $20. Call 802-893-3502. MARINE VHF RADIO: Aurora plus radio, excellent condition, white w/bracket and two-piece power cord. $65/OBO. 802860-2277. MAYTAG DEHUMIDIFIER: 45 pint, drain hose, air filter, electronic control, low temperature operation, still on warranty! New $250, sell $120. 802-324-8040. MUST SELL: Cute varnished pine kitchen table w/two chairs, $75. Large Victorian dresser w/ attached three-panel mirror, $200/OBO. Nice cherry wood futon frame w/matching coffee and end tables, $175/all three. Large entertainment center, $60. 802-274-0182. NEWER KENMORE RANGE, white w/black door. Ceramic glass cook top w/two 9” and two 6” radiant elements. $150/OBO. 802-598-1883. NORDICTRACK TREADMILL: Large running surface, incline and folding, $120. Weight bench and dumbbells #1 to #30, $75. Two exercise balls, $7/each. 863-1796, evenings. OLDER 12 HP O.M.C. outboard. Runs strong, recent tune-up w/tank. $400. 802-859-0840. PERSIAN TABRIZ RUG, 13x10. Tribal reds, richly colored border/medallion in brilliant blues, ivory, gold, greens and brown. 100% wool pile, cotton foundation. $750. 658-1908. PRIOR SPLIT BOARD. 168 cm. Couple years old, but barely used. Incl. Voile hardware. Great for back-country riding. New $800, will sell for $600/firm. 802-310-1591. QUEEN-SIZE bed frame from Ikea. One year old, gently worn. Light wood veneer, clean, simple design. $150. Call 508-237-9799. QUEEN SOFA PULLOUT. Green, maroon, and tan. $135. Moving, must sell. 802-951-1626. QUILTING/CRAFT BOOKS: Various titles, values to $40 each. Please call 482-6632 or email: quarkvt@yahoo.com. RIMS/TIRES: RS Limited Pro Series 17” gunmetal 5 spoke w/chrome lip. 5x100/144.3 43 offset. Some wear, but look good, plus tires. $250/OBO. 363-9759. ROCKER: Hardwood maple, $60. Kitchen table, 32”x60” w/12” leaf, $35. Two-drawer metal file cabinet, $20. Clean, very good condition. 802-899-2305. RUG/QUILTING loom w/stand. Made in Brazil. Please call 4826632 or email quarkvt@ yahoo.com. SACRIFICE PRICES: 100 YO steamer trunk, sleep sofa, rocker, W/D, kitchen table/chairs, A/Cs. All top shape. 802-865-3766. SANYO SR-4912M counter high refrigerator (21 3/8’ x 33 3/4’ x 22 3/4’). Stainless steel, one year old, like new. Great for college dorm. $60. 802-598-7716.

SCOOTER: 1983 Honda Urban Express, 9,000,000 mpg! Runs like a champ. Black w/lots of chrome. The baddest looking scooter around! Asking $500. Call 802-999-1228. SIRIUS STARMATE satellite radio w/car antenna, remote, mount, lighter adapter, incl. optional home kit. Excellent condition. $65. 802-872-7188. SKI BINDINGS: Marker M46 racing Alpine, lightly used, $10. 802-324-1470. SLEEP ON CLOUD NINE! IKEA “MALM” platform bed and Sealy double pillow-top mattress. Both like new, $700 new, $400/OBO. 802-598-5641. SOLITAIRE DIAMOND ring in gold and platinum. .71 carats round brilliant diamond, 14 K yellow gold w/platinum setting. Absolutely beautiful. $2000. Call 802-578-4555. SOMBRERO: Authentic beautiful red velvet Mariachi hat and straw sombrero. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. SONY 27” TV, Trinitron CRT, excellent picture quality, $100. Apex DVD player. Plays MP3 discs too, $20. Orion VCR, $15. $120 for all. 238-9403. SONY FD TRINITRON WEGA 27” flat-tube standard definition digital TV. 1.5 years old. Great set, but I’m moving out west. Asking $250. 999-8362. SPECIALIZED ALLEZ A1 roadbike. $600 takes it, paid $1200. Embarrassingly low mileage, in great shape. Price incl. Giro helmet, locking peddles, size 10.5 Sidi shoes and size XL padded biking shorts. 802-999-1440. STEREO: Sony Receiver, 300-disk CD changer and surround sound speaker system. Very nice and works great. Originally $800, $200/OBO. 802-598-4974. SWEET RING: 14 K white gold w/00.25 total weight diamonds surrounding 1 ct. oval pink Sapphire. Bought at Drinkwater Jewelry. Like new. Asking $275. 802-373-6431. TAG SALE: Saturday, 5/06, on the corner of Colchester and East in front of Mann Hall. 9 a.m. to noon. THE FIRM (VHS) Fast and Firm Series. 3 VHS. Express Cardio, Calorie Killer, Hips, Thighs and ABS. Asking $25 for the set. 802-655-7882 or 802-310-3978. THULE EVOLUTION 1800, large silver box opens both sides. Excellent condition. Paid $550. Sell for $395. 802-860-2277. TREADMILL: New, never used. Non-electric. Digital time monitor. $100/OBO. Buyer picks up. 802-233-6178. TWO MAYTAG air conditioners. (6000 btu., 200 sq. ft. room). Only used 2 years. Offered at $60/each or both for $100. 802264-5352. TWO TENNIS RACKETS: One head pro tour 280, $25. One Dunlop 200g, $25. 802-324-5696. TWO WATERBEDS: Queen and single, both pine frames, waveless queen mattress. One heater. $50/each, $75/both. 802864-7740. TWO WOODEN FENCES, 12 ft. long x 4 ft. high, natural wood, never been painted. $50. 802863-9207. UPHOLSTERY FABRIC, beautiful, neutral beige/tan floral paisley pattern. Approx. 10 yards left, $50 or sell by the yard for $7/yard. 859-3467. USED BROWN, leather Coach bag in very good condition w/leather “Coach” hang tag still attached. A few scuffs on the bottom. $25. Call 802-274-0182. USED KONICA/MINOLTA Magicolor 7300 N printer. Color laser w/2 trays. Supports 8.5x11 and 11x17 paper. 600x600 dpi resolution. USB, parallel and Ethernet. Asking $1000 ($3500 new retail). Bonus: 1 of each color toner incl. Excellent working order. Call John, 802-229-5381. WEDDING DRESS: Beautiful sequined size 4 w/tiara and train. Will describe if interested. No reasonable offer refused. 802388-2467. WEDDING RING: Men’s, five diamonds tw .98, 14 K gold, size 9.5. $1500. 802-372-4998.

WENOHNAH KEVLAR 17’ canoe. Sundowner model. Excellent condition. 42 pounds. Two black Bart carbon graphite bentshaft paddles. Two life vests. Package for $1400. 8631796, evenings. WHIRLPOOL SUPER capacity washer, $150. Optional free dryer w/purchase. 802-356-2906. WHITE CERAMIC floor lamp. Pier 1, $55. Moving, must sell. 802-951-1626. WHITE, DUST RUFFLE: New, never used. Full size w/small amount of simple cutout detail on sides. 100% cotton. $25. Call Rachel, 658-5296. WHITE PICKET fencing, 7-4 ft. section, not perfect but usable shape. $40/all. 802-355-3425. WHITE, PLASTIC, patio furniture. Table, 5 chairs and umbrella, $40. Needs cleaning. 238-6449. WINDSURFING SAIL: Sailworks 5.4 Revo. Excellent condition, $275. 802-372-5168. YANKEES TICKETS: Sunday 5/28, vs. KC. Sunday, 9/03, vs. Twins. Yankee Stadium, tier seating, behind dugout. $75/two, $150/four. Also 5/11 vs. Red Sox, $150/two. 802-355-6372. ZIP DRIVE: 100 MB Internal ATAPI. New in box, $30. 802372-5168.

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IN-HOME QUALITY child care provided. Infant to school age. Tired of large daycare? Small, structured, caring environment, just like going to grandma’s. Call 802-864-6850. LOOKING FOR A NANNY: 1-3 days/week starting summer 2006 for toddler and 1 due in October. Experience and references required. Bilingual speakers welcome. Call Wendy at 802-859-3452. QUALITY CHILD CARE program accepting enrollment for toddler and preschool classes. We offer structured learning environments, qualified staff, meals/ snacks, flexible scheduling. Call 802-864-7150 for interview. SEEKING EXPERIENCED child care in my Burlington home for 3-year-old and 1-year-old, 20-25 hours/week. References required. 860-9584. SUMMER CHILD CARE NEEDED for two boys (3 and 6 years old) in our Burlington home. Two days per week, 8-5 (Mon./Wed.). Child care experience, driver’s license and nonsmoker. 652-0723. VERMONT NANNY CONNECTION is now accepting applications for full and part-time nannies. Visit our website at www.vermontnannyconnection. com for an application and to view current positions.

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COMPAQ PRESARIO DESKTOP: Incl. keyboard, mouse, 17” monitor, 256mbRAM, deskjet color printer w/ink, flatbed scanner, CD burner, lots of software! $150. 802-343-1823. HP COMPUTER: Pentium III, 128 RAM, 40 gig, 866 Mhz, Windows ME, Office 2000, 15” flat monitor, all accessories and paperwork. $200/OBO. Printer/ scanner, $50. 802-598-4974. MONITOR FOR COMPUTER, $12. 518-298-5090, leave message. TOSHIBA LAP TOP. Must sell! Buy as is, $200/OBO. 802-3181118 for more information, or to see. Also, brand new Epson printer/scanner/fax, $50.

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WANTED: Female caregiver for a 94-year-old heavy woman. Must have clean record and references. Call Terry at 802-862-2213.

4 entertainment

HOT BODIES: Dancers for any occasion. Best prices. Bachelor, bachlorette parties. New talent welcome. Will train. No experience necessary. Great income. 802-6610067. www.sexy1babes.com. SOLID GOLD exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor and fun-on-one shows or any time good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802-6581464. New talent welcome. VERMONT CASINO TOURS: Now booking 2006 summer tours. Atlantic City/Foxwoods Casino/ Casino De Montreal (day trips). For information and reservations call Jim, 802-655-0409 or Annie, 802-655-4828.

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$$CASH$$ Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes, and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth - #1. 1-800794-7310. (AAN CAN)

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17 CUBIC FT. fridge. Runs. 802355-3425. ANTIQUE WAVY-GLASS panes in three-on-three sashes. Antique working shutters; some original hardware. Condition varies wildly. Free to lover of old houses. 802-425-2854. FREE: Interior primer and sheet rock mud. Each about half a 5 gallon pail. 229-4008. FREE mulch hay, Essex, 30 bales. 802-274-8762, leave a message. FREE-STANDING basketball hoop, backboard and hoop. Free. You pick up. 802-862-7372. FREE STUFF! Instant party or resellable items. Working fullsize fridge, overstuffed couch, gas grill w/canister, room-sized industrial rugs. Come pick up this gold mine respectfully at 132 Main St. Plainfield, VT, end of driveway, during daylight hours. LARGE SOLAR PANELS and associated equipment, free to good home. You remove all and haul away. Contact Jennifer 8658373 for info.

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FOUND: Mountain bike, Trek 6700. Show documentation. Bike Recycle VT. 802-264-9687. REWARD if returned. Lost yellow gold and diamond tennis bracelet in Burlington on 4/26. Possibly at Leunig’s, Stella or April Cornell. Call 578-6440.

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12” GUITAR SPEAKERS, like new Reverend Alltone, $50. Like new reissue Jensen P12R, $50. 1970s Fender Utah, OK condition, $75. 802-877-3893. AFRICAN DJEMBE hand drums. Prices from $75 to $275. Beautifully hand carved, and unbelievable sound. Info, call 802-399-9345 or email tothe beats@lycos.com. ASTON-WAIGHT upright piano. Extra large sound board, big sound. Well cared for. Built in the ‘50s. $1200. 802-229-5402. BARELY USED Yamaha acoustic guitar. Comes w/soft case and electric tuner. Never learned how to play it and now I’m moving. Paid $300, will sell for $150/OBO. Call 802-274-0182. CHILD’S GUITAR: Steel and nylon strings. Good as new. Good for average height kid, ages 914. Soft case incl. $100/OBO. 802-343-7228. DRUM MACHINE: Boss Dr. Rhythm DR-3. Awesome for recording. 6 months old. $150. Eric. DKOjagger@hotmail.com. DRUM SET: Sonor phonic plus 5 piece, excellent condition, hardware incl. Asking $750. Call/ leave message at 862-8029. ECHO LAYLA 20 bit digital audio card w/breakout box, $150. Used on both Mac and PC. Call 802655-9479 and leave a message or email sikter@gmail.com. FENDER GUITAR AMP. Ask for Steve, 802-244-8998.

FENDER Ultra-Chorus Amplifier, 2-12, 2 channel. Excellent condition. $325. 802-864-7740. G&L TRIBUTE L-2500 bass w/hard case. Asking $650. Call 607-227-7632 for more info. GEORGE WASHBURN acoustic guitar. Model D10N. Excellent condition. Hard case incl. Needs new strings. $165. Call Noel at 802-860-1526. HOMEMADE BASS guitar cabinet, 15” speaker, works. $50/OBO. 802-877-3893. JBL PRO sound system: paired JRX125 speakers (2X15”+horn) and SF22SP self-powered subwoofers (2X12”). QSC 1.6kW amp (PLX1602). Cables incl. Like new $2500/OBO. Retail $4000. 303818-0873. KADENCE 5-PIECE DRUM SET. Great shape w/20” scimitar bronze rock ride cymbal. 14” Sabian aax studio crash cymbal. Professional grade cymbal stands, padded stool. Asking $380. Must sell. 802-238-2045. KORG N364 keyboard, mint, $800. Used less than 40 hours. Manuals, cover, stand and original disks incl. Call 802-655-9479 and leave a message or email sikter@gmail.com. NEW, LONG NECK electric bass padded gig bag. $35. 802496-4061. ORGAN: Good shape, plays well. $50/OBO. Call 508-277-4849. ROGUE ACOUSTIC mandolin w/lockable hard case. Incl. chord book, picks, extra strings, tuner. All in like new cond. Book slightly worn. $200. 802-318-6489. SUZUKI VIOLIN. 4/4 size in excellent condition. An awesome fiddler’s instrument! W/hard case. $150. Call Noel at 802-860-1526. TRAYNOR YBA 3 tube amp, 130 watt, good condition, $150. 802-877-3893. VINTAGE TRAYNORYORKVILLE YBA-3 120 watt tube amplifier head. Good condition. $175/OBO. 802-877-3893. VIOLIN: Bought for $500. Asking $300/OBO. Incl. bows. 802-598-8508. YAMAHA QY700 Sequencer, mint, $650. Used less than 40 hours. Manuals incl. Call 802655-9479 and leave a message or email sikter@gmail.com.

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BASS GUITAR LESSONS w/Aram Bedrosian. All levels welcome! Years of teaching experience. Gordon Stone band, Concentric, former Advance Guitar Summit winner. Convenient Pine St. location. 802-598-8861, www.arambedrosian.com. CLASSICAL GUITAR LESSONS: Experienced guitarist of over ten years offers lessons in great classical technique. Also available in jazz, rock, blues, and folk styles. Call 802-373-8868. Affordable rates! CLAW HAMMER BANJO: Learn Appalachian-style pickin’ and strummin’. Emphasis on rhythm, musicality and technique. $25/hour. Call Mara, 862-3581. DRUM LESSONS: Drum-set instruction for all styles and levels. Develop technique and independence through a musical approach, and learn to express yourself. Gabe Jarrett (Jazz Mandolin Project, Vorcza, Grippo, etc.) 951-9901 or www.gabejar rett.com. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford, 864-7195.

GUITAR INSTRUCTION: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 8627696, www.paulasbell.com. MANDOLIN: Into bluegrass/jamgrass? Develop repertoire and jam skills as you learn essential techniques and theory. Learn tunes you want to play. Personalized approach. Contact Patrick, 802-863-1985. PIANO TEACHER MOVING TO AREA: 7 years experience. All levels/ages. Travel to your home or at my studio. Master’s degree in Piano Performance. Email or call, Joseph Pepper, joepianono @yahoo.com, 913-205-1980. VOICE/PIANO LESSONS: Summer long for all ages. New North End, Burlington. More information at www.songsailor. com or 865-6983.

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COSMIC HILL project recording studio. Top of the line equipment. Instrumentation and arrangements available. 30-years experience. $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166.

4 musicians wanted HARD ROCK BASS player wanted! Cool, laid-back, personality, ambition and dedication, 21-26. Songs written, looking to perfect, and play out by July. GNR, STP, Nirvana, Tool, etc. Mike, 802-272-1322. JAZZ/ROCK guitarist composer seeking other musicians for jamming/song writing. Will travel. Call Zach 802-895-4133. WATERBURY BAND seeks bassist. Diverse blend of originals and covers. From Wilson Picket and Rolling Stones to Cracker and Coldplay. Casual, fun atmosphere. Trevor, 802-279-2004.

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1 MALE Fawn Boxer puppy, $600. Born 3/07, ready for new home weekend of 5/05. Contact Dan at 802-233-8336 or dlibrizzi@optonline.net. ALASKAN HUSKIES: Free to good homes. Our sled dog touring company is downsizing and we are looking to place some friendly, intelligent, trainable dogs to good homes. Both male and female avail. These dogs make great pets! 802-793-6220. FREE BUNNIES: 9 babies ready 6/03, reserve yours now. Mom also avail. after weaning. Many colors to choose from. Some babies may have lopped ears. Please call Mikayla, 802-644-2595. LOOKING FOR AN easygoing, respectful, non-agressive companion horse for my friendly yearling in Huntington. Very loving home, organic grain, hay, supplements, etc. Please call Amy at 802-434-4808. TWO PET RATS to loving homes only. Large two-level cage, lot’s of food and Aspen bedding, toys, treats, etc. $50. 802-241-1207.

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MODELS WANTED for artistic and fashion projects. Excellent opportunity for free portfolio and experience. Contact David Russell Photography, 373-1912, email rusldp@juno.com, website http://www.rusldp.com.

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AFFORDABLE AUTO REPAIR: painting, exhaust, brakes, cooling systems, tune-ups. Free estimates. $35/hour. Call Paul, 338-2834. ART LESSONS with Rachael Rice, professional, nationally juried artist. Improve your drawing, painting, overall creativity. $25-$30/hour, supplies included. Results guaranteed! 802-229-4427, rachael@flychick pro.com. BENCH MARK RENOVATION: for all of your home remodeling needs. Baths, kitchens, porches, decks, garages and basements. Attention to detail. Competitive prices. John, 802-657-2642. CHANDLER PAINTING: Trustworthy, reliable, professional painting. Free estimates. Great references. Call Justin, 802-355-1027. CONTRACTORS AND HOME OWNERS: Cedar shingle dipping. Call for pricing 1-877-405-2004. DURO ELECTRIC: Additions, renovations, new homes large and small. 11 years experience. Free estimates, competitive pricing. 802-453-5734, duroelec tric@netscape.net. FIND YOURSELF SCATTERED AND DISORGANIZED? Whether you’re a professional or managing a home and children, the benefits of creating a healthy, creative, and organized living space are boundless. Let home organizer and family management coach, Annie Downey, help you make over, deep clean and organize your home or work space. Free estimates and fabulous references. Call 802-3181700 today and get started on organizing your home! FREE SATELLITE TV system. Free installation. 800-784-7694. Ref.# A-33515222. GENERAL CONTRACTOR, HANDYMAN SERVICE. 20 years experience. Fences, outbuildings, additions, remodeling, bathrooms, kitchens, carpentry, plumbing, masonry, wiring, renewable energy systems. Fully insured. Extensive references. 518-425-0094. GREEN MOUNTAIN PAINTERS: Professional exterior painting/ staining. Free estimates! Fully insured. Quality work guaranteed. Serving the greater Burlington area. Call 802654-7111. HENDERSON HAULERS: Moving services, local, long distance, commercial, residential. 802309-1168. LOOKING FOR once-a-week housecleaning for busy couple with young child. We live downtown, 5 mins. walk from Church St. Will pay $12/hr. and experience required. Sally, 864-2768 or shakrao65@yahoo.com. LOVE TO CLEAN HOUSECLEANING: Dependable. Experienced. Mature. References. 802-453-8443. P & J PAINTING OF VT. Quality interior/exterior painting. Free estimates, fair prices. Satisfaction guaranteed. Insured. Call Pat at 802-598-8302 or Jeff at 802-598-7244. SHIPPING AND FULFILLMENT service for small businesses. We can ship by USPS, UPS or FedEx anywhere in the world. Reasonable rates. Call for information. 802-479-3645.

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SEEKING A COOL CAR and driver to transport bride and groom from St. Francis in Winooski to the Burlington Country Club on Saturday, 7/08, 2 p.m. Don’t care about make or model... antique, muscle car or convertible. Fiona, 802-324-0358.

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CLEAN FILL WANTED. Call 899-4456. WANTED: 2 horse/or one horse trailer. Bumper pull. Wanted: Elliptical machine, something like it. 802-363-5305. WANTED: Drafting or drawing table ... and cheap! Will pick up. Call 802-989-1025. WANTED: Folding tables (card, camping, craft fair, etc.) As long as they fold we can rework the tops. Will pick up! Call 802989-1025.

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DEFEND CIVIL RIGHTS. Pursue Justice. Become a Fair Housing Tester and do something meaningful for your community. Help prevent housing discrimination. If you are at least 18 years of age, volunteer with us, the Vermont Fair Housing Council. Testers who successfully complete the application and training process will receive a cash stipend per test completed. Save the date! Our next trainings are: Wednesday, May 10th, 6:30-8:30 p.m. in Burlington. Thursday, May 11th, 10 a.m. - noon and 6:30-8:30 p.m. in Montpelier. For locations, or more information contact Laurie in Burlington at 1-800-747-5022, or Jerry in Montpelier at 1-800-789-4195. SPECIAL OLYMPICS coordinator needed for Addison County program. They have the athletes coaches, money and equipment. They need someone to facilitate the organization of the program! Estimated time commitment - 10 hours per month. For information, call Cindy Elcan, 1-800639-1603, x109. SPECIAL OLYMPICS coordinator needed for Chittenden County program. They have 75 athletes coaches, money and equipment. They need someone to facilitate the organization of the program! Estimated time commitment - 10 hours per month. For information, call Cindy Elcan, 1-800639-1603, x109.

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LOOKING FOR A portable ice maker. I would prefer like-new condition. 802-241-1207.

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STATE OF VERMONT

IN RE: S.S. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket No. 360-7-02 Cnjv ORDER FOR SERVICE BY PUBLICATION Based upon the motion filed by the Commisioner of the Department of Children and Families dated April 5, 2005, and the accompanying affidavit, the court finds that service of process cannot, with due diligence, be made upon William Suchoski other than by publication. It is therefore, ORDERED, ADJUDGED AND DECREED that notice of a hearing to terminate all residual parental rights of William Suchoski, parent of S.S., to be held on Friday June 2, 2006, at 1 p.m. at the Family Court of Vermont, Costello Courthouse, 32 Cherry St, Burlington, Vermont, shall be published for two (2) consecutive weeks in Seven Days and the St. Petersberg Times, newspapers of general circulation reasonably calculated to give notice to William Suchoski. A copy of this order shall be mailed to William Suchoski if his address can ever be determined. Date 4/6/06 Family Court Judge STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: S.S. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket No. 360-7-02 CnJv NOTICE OF HEARING TO: William Suchoski, father of S.S. you are hereby notified that a hearing to consider the termination of all of your parental right to S.S. will be held on 6/2/2006 at 1:00 p.m. at the Family Court of Vermont, Chittenden County, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont. You are notified to appear in connection with this case. Hon. Thomas Devie Family Court Judge 4/4/06 Date STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS IN RE: T.R. and B.W. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket No. 529-12-05 CnJv 104-2-06 CnJv 192/93-4-06 CnJv ORDER FOR SERVICE BY PUBLICATION Based upon the motion filed by the Sate’s Attorney’s Office date April 25, 2006, and the accompanying Affidavit, the Court finds that service of process cannot, with due diligence, be made upon Jessica Wilson other than by publication. It is therefore, ORDERED, ADJUDGED AND DECREED that notice oa a merits hearing on the parental fitness of Jessica Wilson, mother of T.R. and B.W., and the hearings in the truancy and delinquency cases of T.R., to be held on Wednesday, May 17, 2006, at 9:30 a.m. at the Family Court of Vermont, Costello Courthouse, 32 Cherry St., Burlington, Vermont, shall be published for two (2) consecutive weeks in Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation reasonably calculatee to give notice to Jessica Wilson. A copy of this order shall be mailed to Jessica Wilson if ehr address can ever be determined. Hon. Brian J. Grearson Family Court Judge 4.25.06 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: T.R. and B.W. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket No. 529-12-05 CnJv 104-2-06 CnJv 192/93-4-06 CnJv NOTICE OF HEARING

TO: Jessica Wilson, mother of T.R. and B.W. You are hereby notified that a hearing to consider you parental fitness to parent T.R. and B.W. and a hearing in the truancy and delinquency cases of T.R. will be held on May 17, 2006 at 9:30 AM at the Family Court of Vermont, Chittenden County, 32 Cherry St., Burlington, Vermont. You are notified to appear in connection with this case. Hon. Brian J. Grearson Family Court Judge 4.25.06

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DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-6524636 (toll-free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. SUPPORT GROUP FOR PARENTS of children with sensory challenges. Every other Friday beginning May 5th, 7 to 9 p.m., in Williston. For information, call Laurie at 864-6007. FATIGUE AND CHRONIC FATIGUE: Share your experiences and information, learn about effective protocols. John, 802-343-8161. THIRTEEN-WEEK SUPPORT GROUPS for women who are survivors of adult and or childhood sexual assault. Group will include a yoga component. Please contact Meg at 864-0555. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP: Open to members. New leadership. A forum for strength, humor and self-discovery. For information, call Emma at 802899-5418. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-8601417 x104 for information. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. AlAnon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.Autism SupportDaily.com for more info.

ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:308:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS OF CHILDREN WHO HAVE SURVIVED CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE: The Women’s Rape Crisis Center in conjunction with Family Connection Center offers a free, confidential, ten-week support group. Info, 802-8640555. PARTNERS OF CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSE SURVIVORS. Meet 4th Monday of month. R.U.1.2? Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., 6:30-8 p.m. Call Timberly, 310-3889 or email missmorpheus1@yahoo.com for more info. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520.

HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmout reach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Cofacilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? 60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668. TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:307:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@booksbyme.us. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together.net/ ~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266.

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8104, ext. N222. $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS, cars from $500! Tax repos, US Marshall and IRS sales! Cars, trucks, SUVs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, more! For listings call 1-800-298-4150 xC107. (AAN CAN) ACURA INTEGRA LS, 2001: Silver, 5-speed, sun roof, 76 K, great condition. $9999. Spoiler avail. Jason 802-238-2827. AUDI A4, 1998: 1.8t, AWD, sun roof, heated seats, 171 K, keyless entry, pdl/pw/ps. Alloy wheels. New clutch and flywheel. Leather-ette. 8 CD changer. 802-496-5541. $5900/OBO. 802-371-9540. AUDI A6, 1995: Sedan, V6, 5speed, power everything, sun roof, leather heated seats, dark blue w/cream interior, new brakes, struts, timing belt and more. 145 K. Blue books for $5800, priced to sell at $4200. 316-2223 or 849-2171. AUDI A6 QUATTRO, 1995: Sedan, auto, fully loaded, well maintained, below book, $4900/OBO. 802-879-6133. AUDI QUATTRO WAGON, 1994: Great condition, well maintained, extra snows on rims, CD/mp3 player, Thule rack, power everything. $3900/OBO. 802-310-1342. BIODIESEL VWS in Northern VT. 802-586-9918. BMW, 325 XI, 2001: Sport wagon, pewter, AWD, premium accessory group, all power accessories. Adult driven. 35 K. Looks and drives new. Car has seen very little inclement weather. Must see and drive. 4 “new” winter tires incl. Carfax certified. $23,500. 802-863-4366. BMW, 325CI, 2004, electric red, black leather coupe, premium Harmon-Kardon sound package, sport package and premium package. Great gas mileage. Full BMW warranty. One owner! 35K. Excellent condition. Asking, $27,500. 862-1671. BMW 328 CI, 2000: 2-door, 37 K, silver w/black leather. $19,000. 802-324-0901. BUICK REGAL, 1984: Would make good stock/race car. Runs good. Body good. 84 K. $350/OBO 802893-6553. BUICK RIVIERA, 1990: Big, solid car. Moving, must sell. $500. Call Scott, 814-490-5173. BUICK ROADMASTER, 1994: 160 K, runs and looks good, all options, power everything. Needs brake line. $300/OBO. 802-893-0469. CADILLAC DeVILLE, 1991: Touring ed. 134 K, well maintained, OK mileage. $1200/OBO. Black w/black leather interior, sun roof, roof rack and box! Front wheel drive. Call 802-999-1228. CHEVROLET, 1995: 3500, 12’ long, stake body, turbo diesel, auto, great tires. Call 802238-2045. CHEVROLET 3500, 1987: With 350 cubic inch engine, auto, w/8 ft. snow plow. 8 1/2 ft. dumping stake body. Must see. Perfect shape. Well maintained. 47 K original. Call 802-238-2045. CHEVY COBALT LS, 2005: Sedan, 4-door, blue, 4 cyl, 2.2 L, FWD, 8,595 miles, AC, power steering/ windows/locks, cruise, AM/FM/CD, dual front air bags, ABS, alloy wheels. Best price $12,995. Shearer, 658-1212. CHEVY MALIBU LS, 2001, auto., 86K miles, sun roof, power seat/mirrors/locks/windows, A/C. Asking $5000. Call 253-8255, leave message. CHRYSLER SEBRING JXi, 2000: Convertible, 54,000m, silver, black leather seats. Selling due to move. Excellent condition. $6900. 802318-8848 or www.YARDSALE.TK. DODGE DAKOTA, 2002, 4x4 club cab. Auto., CD, A/C, bedliner, cap, system one lumber rack. Only 40K, factory warranty to 100K. $11,750. 355-3326. DODGE NEON, 1995: 4-door, 128,573 miles, ran daily last year. New paint job and breaks. Needs some parts and cleaning. Call 802893-7633 to make an offer. EAGLE SUMMIT, 1994: 2-door, 146,764 miles. New engine only 62,760 miles. Needs some parts and a cleaning. Call 802-893-7633 to make an offer. FORD ESCORT WAGON LX 1995: Well maintained, 1 owner, 170 K, AM/FM 6-CD changer, inspected. $1000. 802-660-7979 after 6 p.m.

FORD FOCUS, 2000: Silver, 66 K. Asking $5600. Excellent condition, well maintained. Four snow tires incl. Extended warranty for an additional 20 K! Contact Jenn. 802-863-6447. FORD MUSTANG, 1982: 2-door, no rust, 4 cyl., sun roof. Great little car. Never driven in winter. $1200. 802-865-2363. FORD TAURUS, 1995: 74 K, auto, third seat , great condition, green exterior, tan interior. $3500/OBO. 802-522-1039 or jaynjudi@char ter.net. FORD TAURUS WAGON, 2001: 69 K, lots of accessories, well maintained, good condition, warranted till 9/06. Asking $6200 neg. Call Rick 802-343-5623. HONDA ACCORD, 1990: Great car, started all winter! Needs work, but very reliable. 140 K. $500/OBO. 802-318-1844. HONDA ACCORD LX, 1992: 4-door sedan, auto, AC, power windows, Well maintained. Service records. Great transportation. Winter and summer tires. 133 K. $1875. 802862-2744. HONDA ACCORD LX, 1992: Sedan, 206 K, white ext, 4-door, 5-speed trans, AC. Some body rust but otherwise good condition, great gas mileage. $1500/OBO. Single owner, all service records. Call Beth, 734-8614.

Pontiac u Cadillac Hummer www. shearerpontiac.com Local: 802-658-1212 Toll-free: 800-545-8907 1030 Shelburne Rd. So. Burlington HONDA CIVIC, 1994, coupe. Show-room condition. Go to: http://94civic4sale.freewebpage.org for all pics and info. Absolutely mint! Serious inquiries only, please. $5500, negotiable. Matt, 872-7140, evenings or leave message. HONDA CIVIC DX, 2001: 5-speed, 40 mpg highway, 94 K, PS, PB, rear defroster, tilt , intermittent wipers, CD, dual air bags, warranty. Very good condition, no rust. $6700. 802-655-9109. HONDA CIVIC LX, 2000: 79 K, 5speed, 4-door, CD, power windows/ doors, air, cruise, power steering/ brakes, extended warranty through 9/06, 35 mpg. Very good condition. 802-656-8863. HONDA ODYSSEY EXL, 2004, excellent condition and under book value. Motivated sellers! Only $17,900. 863-4881. INFINITI 130T, 1999: 132 K. Clean car, no rust. Asking for $6500/OBO. 802-310-2069. JETTA GL, 1998: 11 K, manual, forest green/gray interior, great shape, looks incredible! Sliding moon roof, CD player, very clean. Must sell, moving! $3300/OBO, no reasonable offer refused! 802343-0042. KAWASAKI JS440, 1988: Standup jet ski. Runs great, owned for 2 years never had any problems. Fun little toy, want to upgrade to bigger ski. Asking $800. 802-318-8106. KAWASAKI KFX400, 2004: $3500. Call Matt, 802-324-0901. MAZDA PROTEGE LX, 2002: Green, tan int., 67 K, excellent condition/maintenance, CD, power everything, new tires. $8400/OBO. 802-310-9563. MERCEDES BENZ 560SL ROADSTER, 1987: 58 K, V-8, no winters. Taupe w/tan leather. Great shape! This convertible is way too sexy! $17,000/firm. Detachable hard top included. Call 802-316-0163. MERCEDES E320, 1996: 120 K. Asking $7800/OBO. 802-310-2069. MERCURY SABLE LS, 2003: Premium wagon, 4-door, excellent condition, 31 K. Asking $11,500. Call/ leave message at 862-8029. MIATA MX5, 2000: Black, 33 K, lightly used, never abused. $10,500/OBO. Terry, 802-999-2443. MITSUBISHI MIRAGE: 2-door, 126 K. Asking $3200/OBO. 35 mpg. 802-310-2069. NISSAN PATHFINDER XE, 1998, 4x4, 5 spd., AM/FM/CD, 136K miles. Well maintained, one owner. Some rust. $3000/OBO. Bill 863-4228 x229 (day) or 425-5497 (eves).

NISSAN XTERRA XE, 2002: V6, excellent condition, original owner, well cared for. Low mileage, hitch incl. $15,800/OBO. 802-433-1101. PLYMOUTH NEON, 1997: 4-door, AM/FM/cass., air bags, 100 K. Very good condition. Runs great. $1400/OBO. Call 802-363-5950. PONTIAC G6, 2005: Sedan, 4door, red, auto, FWD, V6, 3.5 L, 13,725 miles, AC, power everything, cruise, AM/FM/CD, ABS, alloy wheels. Best price $16,345. Call Shearer at 658-1212. PONTIAC G6, 2006, sedan, gray, V6/3.5L, auto., FWD. 18,733 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD. Best price, $17,495. Shearer, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND PRIX, 2005, sedan, silver, V6/3.8L, auto., FWD. 21,169 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, OnStar. Best price, $14,989. Shearer, 658-1212. PONTIAC SUNFIRE, 2005, coupe, 2-dr., white, 4-cyl./2.2L, auto., FWD. 12,530 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD. Best price, $9924. Shearer, 802-658-1212. PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, 2005: 2-door, blue, auto, FWD, 8925 miles, AC, power steering/ windows/locks, cruise, AM/FM/CD, rear spoiler. Best price $11,979. Call Shearer, 658-1212. SAAB 9000 AERO, 1996: Turbo, 4-door, hatchback. 115 K, silver w/black leather interior. 245 hp, 32.8 mpg, 5-speed. Power everything. Sun/moon roof, AM/FM/6disc CD changer. Meticulously maintained by a local certified Saab mechanic. Premio, almost mint condition. Come and drive it and you will buy it. Call Jeffery, 802-864-1989. $8500. SAAB 900S, 1989: High mileage, parts car or fixer-up. $400/OBO. Trades considered. Call 80233-3220. SAAB 900S, 1995: Runs good, must sell, moving to California in July. Need car till last week of June. 5-speed. $2000/OBO. $700 worth of new tires + 3 add. tires. 802-658-4270. SAAB SE TURBO, 1997: 4-door, silver, black leather interior, loaded, excellent shape. 150 K highway miles. Asking $4000. Perfect for students. Call Matt at 241-1415 days, 864-7391 nights.

VOLVO 240 GL, 1988: Great body, no rust, many new parts, two sets of tires incl. New stereo system. 218 K, auto, great highway car. Call for more info. Asking $500/OBO. 802-782-2324. VOLVO 240 WAGON, 1992: 5speed, 180 K. Has some issues, needs some love, if you’re looking to ride in style, this car’s for you. $850. 802-223-4856. VOLVO 850 GLT 1993: Sedan, runs great, nice looking, reliable. Inspected through 04/07. High miles, 209K. Must sell $1000/OBO. 864-7983. VOLVO GL, 1983: 4-door, sedan, excellent shape in and out, inspected, 120 K, running strong, beautiful maroon ext. and biscuit int. Set of winter tires worth $500. Always maintained by Volvo dealership. $2500/OBO. 802-862-4642. VOLVO V-70, 2002: Wagon, light gray. Every power option, sunroof, leather heated seats, hidden child booster seats. Warranty. 40K miles. Perfect cond. $19,000. 802-4252175. VW GOLD GLS, 2001: 1.8T. 44 K, most all highway commuting, 33 mpg. Good condition, warranty to 100 K. Two sets of tires, and Thule rack installed. $9500. Contact 802-310-2053. VW JETTA, 1988: 5-speed, runs great, inspected thru 4/07, loads of new parts: brake work, tires, wheel bearings. No rust. $1200/OBO. 802-426-3134. VW JETTA GL, 1991: 98 K, 5speed, runs great, very reliable, good gas mileage. Asking $1800/OBO. 802-343-2354. VW JETTA TREK, 1996: Auto, 114 K, new trans at 100 K, new Y pipe and water pump, seized engine. $900/OBO. 802-293-2475. VW PASSAT, 1995: VR6, Wolfburg ed., green, all leather interior, 5speed, 119 K. Good condition. Worked on recently. Asking $2500/OBO. 802-522-5714. VW PASSAT GLX VR6, leather, all power, runs, needs work. $300/ OBO. Call 201-739-3319 or email Raminiss13@hotmail.com (car in Burlington). 201-739-3319.

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crosswaysaab.com or visit us on Barre-Montpelier Rd • 800.639.4095 • 802.2239580 SUBARU FORESTER XS, 2004: Silver metallic exterior, gray interior. 19,700 miles. Record of all maintenance services. Excellent condition! Like new! Asking price $19,200. Kelley Blue Book privateparty value $19,805. 802-951-0094. SUBARU LEGACY L 4WD, 1992: 5-speed sedan. 208 K, rust bucket, runs well. Good for parts sharks, mechanics, cheapskates, daredevils. $300. 802-658-6534. SUBARU LEGACY WAGON, 1995, 140K, green, auto., AWD, A/C, CC, PDL, PW. Almost no rust. Yakima roof rack. $1999/ OBO. Pete, 8630130, evenings. SUBARU OUTBACK, 2002: 5speed, 82 K, PW/PL, AC, CD, new tires, excellent condition. Must sell. $10,195/OBO. 802-318-0438. SUBARU OUTBACK WAGON, 2002: White, 61 K, loaded! Heated seats, remote start, CD, power everything, winter package, new tires, security system. $14,500/ OBO. Call 802-578-3358. SUBARU OUTBACK WAGON, 2004: $12,000. Blue, 75 K, great condition, 5-speed, AWD. Power everything, cruise control, FM/AM, cassette, alloy wheels, cloth interior. 802-635-1478. SUBARU ROYALE WAGON, 1992: 4WD on demand, loaded, 146 K, good tires and brakes, strong running, needs exhaust work for inspection. $1000. Paul, 802658-0302. SUBARU WAGON, 1994: No inspection, needs exhaust, minor body work, Outback rims + Haukers. $800/OBO. Call 802-236-7786. TOYOTA COROLLA, 1993: Red, 4door, cassette, power windows, 150 K, good condition, 5-speed. 35 mpg. $2400/OBO. 802-877-3822. VOLVO, 1997: 4-door, sedan, excellently maintained. Blue w/gray cloth interior. Comes w/eight tires. 138 K. $3700/ OBO. 802-525-3351. VOLVO 240 DL, 1989: Wagon. Great condition. $1000. 802-310-8044.

VW PASSAT TURBO WAGON, 2004: Sparkling silverstone gray, black interior, only 28 K and under full warranty. Fully loaded. Asking $19,500. Shawn at 899-3429. VW SEDAN 1968: Body solid, last ran 1998, great project low on my list, $750/OBO. Call 802-236-7786. VW WOLFSBURG JETTA, 1998: Black, 51 K, power windows/mirrors, sun roof, keyless entry and alarm, 6 CD, rims, cold weather package. Perfect car, runs great. $3000. 802-578-0210.

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CHEVROLET S10 EXCAB, 2000: ZR2 LS, 4WD, V6, auto, loaded, bed liner, towing package, oversize tires, CD, 111 K. $7500/OBO. 802878-6419. CHEVY S-10, 2000: 4 Cyl, 2WD, red. Low miles, 51 K. Excellent shape. $4000. 802-893-7496. FORD F-150, 1987: Approx. 78 K, good engine, transmission. Has plow. Asking $750/OBO. 802-5636000. FORD F-150, 1999: 4x4 sport. Great truck w/new battery, shocks and current inspection. W/high mileage deduction, valued at $6000. Asking $4500/OBO. 802598-5641. FORD F150, 2000, 4x4 dark blue, grey interior, captains chairs, 5speed, A/C, PW, ARE cap, new Nokias, great shape, 98K. Asking $7200. Shannon, 343-8194. FORD RANGER, 1994: 4.0, V6 5speed, 4X4, many new parts, runs well, needs some work, body in great shape, 162 K. Must sell. $1000/OBO. 860-287-2960, Pat. Burlington. TOYOTA TACOMA, 2001: Black, reg. cab, 4x4, 4-cyl. 5-speed. 96 K. $10,500/OBO. Call Avram for details 802-324-4448.

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HARLEY SOFT TAIL DELUXE, 2005: Retro two-tone w/white walls. 1450 cc, 1033 miles, chromed from tip to tip. Ness grips and detachable windshield, HD warranty, + $1200 service package. $18 K. 802-316-2489. HONDA SABRE VF700S, 1984: $1000. Good solid bike. Clean carbs, great tires, little rust for age of bike, passenger back rest, removeable windshield, original tool kit, clymer manual included. get out there and ride! 802-6553219. HONDA SHADOW ACE, 2003: 4500 miles, garage kept. Black on black, lots of chrome. Rides beautifully. Incl. many extras. $4200/OBO. 202-907-3372. KAWASAKI ZZ-R600: Silver, excellent condition. $6000/OBO. Must sell. Call 802-658-0916 or email lonlea@hotmail.com.

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1982 STINGRAY CENTURY: 17’ open bow. 120 HP Merc Cruiser, I/O, power trim, bimni and mooring canvases, many extras, trailer incl. Family owned, great condition, must see. $3000. 802355-3672. 2-PERSON watermark paddle sport Kayak. Brand new! Yellow/orange. $400. Great deal! 518-396-6315. 4WINNS, 1986: 190 Horizon. 170 HP Merck-Cruiser, I/O, good condition. $3000/OBO. Call 802-272-2040. BOAT: 15.5’ Thundercraft Bowrider, less than 90 hours on boat, 50 HP Johnson engine line new, skis, tube, trailer included. Asking $1550/OBO. 999-6911. CANOE: 17’6, Mad River Sundance, 1991. Excellent condition. Paddles incl. $550. 802-865-3194. DAGGER MAGELLON: Best offer, nothing less than $700. Comfortable, versatile for beginner to advanced paddler. 802-498-3558. FABURGLASS BOAT: 15’, 80 HP Mercury outboard. Fast and fun. Needs a little work. Trailer incl. $895/OBO. 802-578-0495. KAYAK W/RUDDER: Polyethylene Necky Looksha Sport, 14’, 58 lbs., hatches, very maneuverable in wind and waves, on lakes and rivers. $700. 802-434-4638. KAYAK: Wilderness Systems Pamlico 160T, 2-person open cockpit w/rudder, w/child seat in the middle. $600 (normally $1000 new). 802-860-1003. STING RAY POWERBOAT, 1986: 230 HP w/trailer, both excellent shape, well taken care of. 802-3242680. $6450.

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ACURA MDX, 2001, SUV, 66,000 miles. GPS, DVD/CD, radar, excellent condition, loaded with great features. $17,500 negotiable. silverslide@adelphia.net. CHEVY BLAZER TAHOE, 1993: Full size, 4x4. Power everything, new rad., fully tuned, new headers and exhaust, brakes, tires. All receipts. $4500. Cell 203-644-7695. FORD EXPEDITION, 1997: Eddie Bauer Edition. Maroon w/tan leather interior. All power options. Towing package. 4WD. 5.4L V8 engine. 160 K. Runs great, no mechanical problems. $4500/OBO. Call Mike, 802598-8765 FORD EXPLORER XLT, 1996: Dark green, 173 K, leather, all power, new tires, good condition. $3000/OBO. Call 802-318-1086. FORD EXPLORER XLT, 2002: 52 K, silver, great condition, 3rd row seat, leather, 6-CD changer, moon roof. Asking $15,000. Call 802733-1436. JEEP CHEROKEE, 1989: 65 K, AC, 4WD, very clean, 4-door, auto, just inspected. $3400/OBO. 802865-2363. JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 1999: 5speed, 4WD, 100 K, runs great. $7500. No rust. Inspected through 4/07. 802-863-9014.

JEEP WRANGLER, 1987: 6-cyl., 5-speed, 6” lift, 33” off road tires, 3 tops, lots of extras, runs well. $3000. Mark, 802-238-5715 or jeep@swyve.org. LAND ROVER, 1961: This classic s/w base needs a lot of tender, loving care to get her up and running again (hence the price). $1250/OBO. 802-388-2467. NISSAN PATHFINDER, 1995: 4x4, maroon, great tires, reliable, not actual mileage on title but its 133 K guaranteed. KBB $2700, first $1900 owns it. 802-279-2142, leave message. NISSAN XTERA, 2002: Green, manual, fully loaded. $12,000/ firm. Excellent condition, must sell! 802-355-4145. PONTIAC TORRENT SPORT UTILITY, 2006: 4-door, silver, V6, 3.4 L. auto, AWD, 11,482 miles, AC, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, AM/FM/CD, ABS, traction control, power seat, alloy wheels. Best price $20,982. Call Shearer, 658-1212. SUBURBAN LT, 1999: 4x4, 5.7 Vortec, 9-passenger, loaded. New: shocks, Nokian snow tires, tune-up. Nice car. $7500 (NADA is $11,100). Trades considered. 802-223-5737. TOYOTA 4-RUNNER, 1987: Good shape and runs well, needs some TLC. $950. Call 899 4456. VW TOUAREG, 2004: 41 K. Excellent condition. Great gas mileage. Huge towing capacity. Call 802-482-3534.

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15” ALUMINUM ALLOY wheels, set of 4, fits 4 lugs, excellent condition. $150. 802-893-1091. 4 ALL SEASON tires on Saab rims, size 17”. In good shape. $200. 802-893-7544, leave message. 4 FIRESTONE 205 55 16 all season tires. Had on ‘98 Subaru Forester, used one year. Sold Subaru, no need for the tires. 802363-6729. 4 NOKIAN snow tires, size 17”, used one season. $150. 802-8937544, leave message. ALL SEASON (4) 205/60R15 mounted, alloy rims off 2002 Subaru Legacy. Very good condition. $300/OBO. 802-933-5553. Delivery options available. BRIDGESTONE TIRES: (4) All season. Used only one season; 15”. $120 firm. S. Burlington, 951-1626. JEEP OVERHEAD sound bar. Kenwood speakers. Fit my ‘92 Wrangler. $80. 802-310-1591. PORSCHE RIMS: 4, alloy, 8 spoke 914 w/center caps, fit old Audi 80 (14”) for wide summer ride. $500/OBO. Call 802-236-7786. TIRES: P185/70 R14 87S. Four Firestone summer tires (no rims). Used for two seasons. Great shape. $25 for all. 802-865-3980. TOYOTA L22 engine, 2 K on rebuild, stored in 4WD 1992 Corolla station wagon, take engine I’ll dispose of car. $500/OBO. 802-2367786.

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CHRYSLER TOWN & COUNTRY MINIVAN, 2004: 12 K, excellent condition, power door, locks, seat AM/FM/Cass/CD, 26 + mpg. $12,900. 802-734-6321. DODGE CARAVAN, 2000: 61 K. Still under 2-year warranty. Runs perfect. Practically new. Has snow tires. Electric windows. Seats eight people. $7800/OBO. 802-223-5187. FORD WINDSTAR, 1998: 91 K, A/C, cruise, traction control, AM/FM/CD, power windows/doors, well maintained, runs great, reliable family vehicle. $3500. Call Mike 802-849-2967, evenings. KIA SEDONA VAN, 2003: Equipped w/VMI Elite scooter/wheelchair lift, hand controls, keyless entry and load ‘n’ Go auto hatch opener. Excellent condition. 14,900 miles. $19,999. Please call 802-482-6632. PONTIAC MONTANA, 2004, minivan, white, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 22,817 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD. Best price, $12,997. Shearer, 658-1212.

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SEEKING A COOL CAR and driver to transport bride and groom from St. Francis in Winooski to the Burlington Country Club on Saturday, 7/08, 2 p.m. Don’t care about make or model...antique, muscle car or convertible. Fiona, 802-324-0358.

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SPACEFINDER 4 for sale BURLINGTON: Completely renovated (rebuilt) 2200 sq. ft. colonial. New electrical, plumbing, and heating. 4-large bedrooms w/private full baths. Hdwd throughout. Walk to Red Rocks. Below appraisal at $389,900. Call 802-872-7555. COLCHESTER: Live happily ever after at 144 Canyon Road! Ideal Colchester Village starter home, $218,000. www.144canyon road.com. COLCHESTER: Spacious and beautiful turn-of-the-century 3level condominium at Fort Ethan Allen’s Officer’s Row. 3-4 bedrooms, totally renovated, excellent condition throughout. Asking $325,000. 802-655-6267. MALLETTS BAY: House, 4-bedroom, lots of new renovations incl. bath, kitchen, flooring, heating system and roof. Detached garage, large corner lot. $239,000. Call 802-863-5887. MORETOWN HEIGHTS: 4-bedroom, 2-bath, attached garage, gas fireplace, on 5 acres. Quiet, rural area. Views, wooded, privacy. Recent price reduction, $275,000. Moretown Real Estate, 802-496-3980. S. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1bath condo, carport, storage, pool, very quiet back patio. $165,000. 862-5982. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Treetop condo, 2-bedroom flat, first floor, good condition, quiet culde-sac location, pool, tennis courts, carport, motivated seller. $158,000. 802-434-3749. UNDERHILL: Pleasant Valley Rd. 2500 + sq. ft. Sunny post & beam home. Converted turn-ofthe-century dairy barn! 7 acres, pond, Mt. Mansfield views. 4bedroom, loft, 2-bath, hdwd, 2 stone hearths. One-of-a-kind property! http://www.picketfen cepreview.com/CummingsG.htm. $398,000. 802-899-4485.

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BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted to be 3rd person in quiet, clean 3-bedroom apt. on Flynn Ave. 20-29 YO male or female, pets maybe (we have 1 small dog). Call Meg, 802-324-7463. BURLINGTON: Spacious room w/loft avail. in 4-bedroom house. W/D, parking, garage, full basement, plenty of storage, porch. Chill environment. No pets. $330/mo. + utils. Alex, 338-0538.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted to share spacious 2+ bedroom townhouse. Private bath and semiprivate bonus (living) room. $650/mo. incl. utils. 802-373-2002. SOUTH HERO: Seeking mature, prof. to share 2 + bedroom log home on beautiful lakefront property. 25 min. to Burlington, NS/pets, have 1 cat, W/D, $550/mo. + ? utils., ref./dep. Avail. 6/01. Leave message, 802-309-1440.

OPEN HOUSE HOURS: WED. 5/10, 4:00-5:00 PM & FRI. 5/12, 10:30-11:30 AM DALTON DRIVE CONDOMINIUM, COLCHESTER: Available Now: Condo on Officers Row, at historic Fort Ethan Allen. This unit is 1,260 sq. ft., with two bedrooms and 1 bath. Unit has 4-Star Energy rating, with economical gas heat, hot water and range.This spacious unit on the third floor is beautifully decorated and has large sunny windows, including a skylight. The building has locked front and rear entry with access from the rear to dedicated off-street parking and spacious locked storage in the basement. Enjoy the tennis courts, jogging path, and huge open playing field right across the street as well as an optional garden plot nearby. Purchase Price: $176,000 -74,250 *grant for income-eligible buyers $101,750 ** Amount needed to finance

www.getahome.org Call Brandy 864-2620 BURLINGTON: Very large room (entire second floor). Old North End, roommates are artists and musicians, studio/rehearsal space, Internet, parking, short walk to downtown, storage. Avail. ASAP. $500/mo. 802-660-9488. COLCHESTER: Housemate(s) wanted to share new home near Sandbar. Some allowance made for watching property while owner travels. Quiet country living, 15 min. from Burlington. 1bedroom $750/mo. + ? utils. or 2-bedroom $1075/mo. + 2/3 utils. Please call 802-893-6650. Avail. 6/05 but could store belongings. COLCHESTER: Housemate wanted, large private room in Mallett’s Bay w/office space. $750/mo. + utils. W/D, storage, off-street parking. splash@mactutor.biz. 802-863-5502. E. MONTPELIER: Spacious 2bedroom. Porch overlooking pond. Responsible female housemate wanted. $450/mo. Heated, W/D, beautiful, quiet, clean, bright, woods, trails. No pets. Avail. now. 802-454-8419. ESSEX JUNCTION: Share spacious condo w/2 cats, quiet older prof. GL friendly F, shortterm furnished, long term. $450/mo. inclusive. 802878-9758. ESSEX: Prof. to share large house. Great location near IBM. 20 acres, pond, hot tub. Avail. now. $575/mo. includes utils. Call 802-316-6965. HINESBURG: Lakefront. Responsible, clean, easygoing individual to share sunny 2-bedroom house on beautiful Lake Iroquois. W/D, no dogs. Must see. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail. 6/01. 802-482-2901. HUNTINGTON: Large room, quiet, on river near Audubon, W/D, NS/pets. Avail. 5/01. $475/mo. + dep., utils. incl. Dave, 434-2180. N. FERRISBURGH: Mature women with cats and small dog seeking roommate to share lovely house in woods. $550/mo. incl. everything. Excellent refs. req. 877-3874.

BURLINGTON: 2 quiet prof. men looking for M/F housemates; 1-private room, 2 floors, quiet location, 4 blocks from downtown, beautiful view of lake and mountains. $475/mo. + utils. 802-658-2478. BURLINGTON: Home away from home. Month or more. “Extended Stays� w/exceptional amenities at 1317 Spear St. www.rickhub bard.org/ExtendedStays or 802864-3330. BURLINGTON: Looking for clean, quiet, M/F, prof. or student to share fabulous 2-bedroom house on North Winooski Ave. $445/mo. + utils. Incl. laundry, parking. Avail. 6/01 or earlier. Call Tara, 802-578-1233. BURLINGTON: New North End, share small very furnished 2bedroom home. Large yard, bike path, neat, quiet arts-oriented young prof., piano. NS/additional pets, small dog friendly. $375/mo. incl. utils. except cable/phone/Internet. 802865-6983. BURLINGTON: Reliable, quiet, clean individual for fabulous house w/one human, 2 felines. Quiet street, awesome yard, storage, 1 1/4 rooms. $633/mo. + 1/2. Canines considered. Maggie, 802.233.7676. BURLINGTON: Room in sunny household, own phone, near bus/UVM. 1-mile downtown. Suitable for prof./grad./med. student. $500/mo. incl. utils. except phone. Laundry, small storage, parking. Avail. 5/14. 5x2-send art 11/9/04 9:10 AM 802-658-6108.

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WINOOSKI: Seeking students/young prof. to share large, fully furnished, 5-bedroom house. All utils. incl. 2.5 bath, laundry, parking, garbage/snow removal, large yard. Close to SMC/UVM/IBM/FAHC/Champlain College. On bus line. No pets. $630/mo. + dep. Avail. 6/01. 802-863-9612.

for 4 housing rent BOLTON: Ski resort, 1-bedroom condo, fully furnished, fireplace, porch. Avail. May through October. Beautiful view. 25 mins. to Burlington. $775/mo. + utils., dep. 610-558-0702 or 484459-9457.

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BOLTON: Ski resort, activities, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, fireplace, fully furnished (optional), ski in and out by the lift, 2 parking spots, beautiful view. $875/mo. + utils. + dep. NS/pets. 802893-1502. BOLTON VALLEY: 1-room efficiency. Furnished. Incl. utils. except elec. Avail. immed. $595/mo. Six-month lease. 203520-9800 or 802-434-3444 ext. 1223. BOLTON VALLEY: Trailside, 1bedroom, complete renovations, gas heat, NS/pets. $850/mo. + utils. 401-845-9220, leave message. BRISTOL VILLAGE: 3-bedroom apt., newly painted w/gas heat, NS/pets. Off-street parking, basement storage. $750/mo. + utils. Avail. 5/15. Call leasing agent, 802-453-5841.

BURLINGTON: 1, 4 and efficiency apts. avail. 6/01. 4-bedroom located on 17 School St., $1950/mo. +. 2 1-bedrooms, $600/mo. +, and efficiency, $500/mo. +, at 209 Church St. Parking. No pets. 802-862-8925, 318-8242. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, 2nd floor. Sun porch. Very quiet downtown location. $750/mo. +. Call 316-2460. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, St. Paul St. $735/mo. +. Call 316-2460. BURLINGTON: 154 Loomis St. Avail. 6/01, 3-bedroom, bath, parking, gas heat incl., no pets. $1400/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: 154 Loomis St. Avail. 6/01, 1-bedroom, 1-bath, parking, enclosed porch, gas heat incl., no pets. $725/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: 2-3 bedroom, on busline, near downtown/lake. Gas heat. $1050/mo. +. NS. Fenced-in yard. Avail. 6/1. 802862-9734. BURLINGTON: 2-3 bedroom, townhouse style, 1/2 duplex, nice backyard, eat-in kitchen, off-street parking, quiet Old North End location, W/D, NS. $1000/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/01. 802-863-9132. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1bath + den, large kitchen, pkg., beaches & bike path, N/S pets, coin-op laundry. $990/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/1. 324-6446. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom 39 Pitkin, newly renovated, W/D, trash/heat/hot water, off-street parking, short walk to lake. $900/mo. + elec. + sec. Avail. 6/01. maybe sooner. 802878-2017. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt. Avail. 6/01. 2-bedroom on Decatur St. for $750/ mo. + utils. 2-bedroom on S. Winooski for $1250/mo. and $1300/mo. + utils. Call 879-9440. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, bright, central, large living room, newer carpet, gas heat, low utils. $875/mo. Avail. now. 862-9182, call anytime, until 11 p.m. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, convenient South End location. $900/mo. +. Call 316-2460. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom duplex. Off-street parking, W/D, walk to downtown, new carpet, storage, deck, nice yard. NS/dogs. Avail. early June. $850/mo. + utils. + dep. Call owner, 301-455-7477. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, gas heat, porch and storage. $750/mo. +. Old North End, avail. now. Section 8 OK. 802893-0000, Marcou Real Estate. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom in quiet North Union duplex avail. 5/15 or 6/01. $950/mo. incl. heat and parking, month-tomonth lease, no dogs. NS. 802734-0005. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse, heat and hot water incl. Full bath, parking, garbage/snow removal, close to downtown. No pets. Avail. 6/01. $1230/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, very central quiet location. $1120/mo. +. Call 316-2460. BURLINGTON: 3 to-4 bedroom apt., roomy, attractive, clean, first floor of owner-occupied duplex. Large kitchen; new stove, refrigerator, W/D hookups; fenced yard; quiet neighborhood. Washington St., near Intervale, Battery Park, bike path, downtown. NS/dogs. Avail. August. $1200/mo. + utils. 802-860-3378.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1bath, porch, large kitchen, wood floors, pkg. NS/pets, coin-op laundry, near bike path. Avail. 6/1. $1250/mo. + utils. 324-6446.

?2@612;A6.9 36;.;06;4 % %!# !#!# ‘ 86:;24?<; 0<: BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1bath Riverwatch condo. Heat, hot water, trash, snow removal included. NS/pets, coin-op laundry. Carpet & wood floors. Avail. 6/1. $1575/mo. 324-6446. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, newly renovated. $1800/mo. +. Call 316-2460. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom on N. Winooski Ave. 41590/mo. +. Call 316-2460. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, very nice, large, spacious, hdwd throughout, W/D, incl. heat, water and garbage. $1450/mo. Avail. 6/01. 802-660-9029.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom. Spacious rooms, large kitchen, Victorian woodwork, D/W, W/D, 2-car garage. Walk to downtown/UVM. $2150/mo. incl. utils. Avail. 6/1. 434-4449. BURLINGTON: 52 North Union, very nice 1-bedroom avail. for June or July. New hdwd and ceramic tile, new gas heater, built-in stereo/entertainment center, 1 parking spot. Walk to downtown. Absolutely no pets. $835/mo. + utils. 324-6593. BURLINGTON: All shapes, all sizes. Great locations, parking. Avail. 6/01. Please call Rick, 802-864-3430. BURLINGTON: Avail. 5/01, 2bedroom, Ferguson Ave. $825/ mo. Parking. 802-658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01, 1bedroom, upper Loomis St. $750/mo. heat incl., parking. 802-658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01, 1bedrooom in historic home, near UVM green. Own entrance, laundry, parking. $950/mo. + dep. Avail. 7/01, downtown, charming 1-bedroom, laundry, parking, $1050/mo. + dep. 802-578-3039. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01. 11 Hyde St., 2 3/4-bedroom, second floor apt. Hdwd, screened porch. $1050/mo. + utils. Off-street parking. 203-494-0682. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01, 2bedroom, Cottage Grove, $850/mo. Parking, yard. 802658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01 2bedroom, North Winooski Ave. , $800/mo. Parking, laundry. 802658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01. 3bedroom, North Union St. $1350/mo. heat incl., parking. 802-658-3600.

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BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01. 3bedroom, South Union St. $1400/mo. Parking, laundry. 802-658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01, 4-5 bedroom, South Union St., $2125/mo. Parking, laundry. 802-658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01. Farrell St. 1-bedroom, parking, washer, NS, storage, heat incl. $1000/mo. Call 658-0916 or email bturcot@yahoo.com. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01. Studio, $625/mo., and 1-bedroom apts., $775/mo., in downtown area. Parking incl. Please call Jon, 802-777-3038. BURLINGTON: Avail. 9/01, 2bedroom, Brookes Ave. $1200/mo. heat incl., parking. 802-658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. immed. Very small 1-bedroom in the Hill Section. Hdwd, ceramic tile bath, economical gas heat, own carport. No pets. $715/mo. Contact 324-6593. BURLINGTON: Avail. now. 1bedroom, Brookes Ave. $850/mo. +, parking, gas heat. 802658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. now, 2bedroom house, $850/mo. +., gas heat, parking. 802-658-3600.

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Charming three bedroom home with lots of character, bay window with window seat in dining area, wonderful floor plan, family room with woodstove, and beautiful perennial gardens. Great location across from dog-friendly park.$239,000

A rare opportunity to own on a quiet dead-end street in Burlington. Convenient to downtown, UVM, & Fletcher Allen.$349,900

Two bedroom unfinished contemporary Camp on 10.2 acres, wooded and private, minutes to town. $160,000

With three bedrooms, one bath Cape, spacious kitchen, mudroom, formal dining. Hardwood floors and fireplace in living room, deck overlooking fenced yard.$198,000

Call Mary Beth Rust Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9566 www.HickokandBoardman.com

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This classic building is perfect for a healing center, country inn, bed & breakfast – or any home occupation! Owner’s apartment and 4+ acres, minutes from Smugglers’ Resort! Operate as a ski dorm or convert to suit your lifestyle. $689,000

Spend your time in the country, close to hiking, biking and skiing! This three bedroom, 3 bath home has an open floor plan with the master bedroom on the main floor. Enjoy sunsets, and BBQ’s from the deck. $389,000

Exposed beams, wide pine floors, radiant heat and classic woodwork. Sunny open floor plan, nice yard, stream, and post and beam outbuilding. Located 1 mile from ski lifts, recreation path, ski touring center, and trails. EXCLUSIVE $360,000

Spacious 4 bedroom, 3 level cape includes mother-inlaw-suite with separate entrance. Perfect for primary residence or weekend getaway. Additional living space suitable for home office. EXCLUSIVE $388,000

Call Gayle Oberg Carlson Real Estate • 802-253-7358 x22 www.gayleoberg.com • stowegayle@aol.com

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Beautiful treed lot and landscaping featuring stone walk, stone walls and rail fence. Oak hardwood flooring in living room and dining room. Butternut wainscoting, ceiling beams and wood burning stove. EXCLUSIVE $329,000

Very attractive, conveniently located custom-built condominium. Sunny bright open plan living. Zoned ac, covered parking, elevator and additional storage area. Perfect for primary or second home. EXCLUSIVE $389,000

Easy commute 6 min. from Rte 7. 1680 SF, 3 BR, 2 full baths.You’ll love the brand new carpets and appliances. Updated windows, vinyl siding. Brand new skirting, well & septic. Full 1 acre private lot.You won’t be disappointed. $155,000

3 private acres, glorious mountain views, 25 min. to Burlington. 2900+ SF, 3 BR, 2.5 bath, vaulted ceilings, natural woodwork, expansive decks. 2 car attached garage, great lawn. 70 Maple Ridge Rd, Underhill. Only $399,900

Call Duane Sprague Carlson Real Estate • 802-253-7358 x17 duanesprague@carlsonrealestatestowe.com www.carlsonrealestatestowe.com

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New one-level condo, 2bdrm, 2 bath, screened porch, deck, 2 car heated garage, air condition, fireplace, westerly views of Lake Champlain and Adirondacks. Adult Community 1 occupant must be 55+. $259,900

1850’s village home on 1.77 acre lot.This charming home is large yet cozy. 4BR, 2 baths, formal dining room and 2 living rooms. Other features include hardwood floors, woodburning fireplace, covered porch and small barn. $434,900

Call Jackie Marino RE/MAX North Professionals 655-3377 x223 jackiemarino@verizon.net

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Spectacular executive Unique home 5500 sq. ft. on 7.55 acres, 290 ft. of private beach, dock ,guest house $995,000 Also offered adj. building lot of 2.88 acres w. incredible lake/mountain views.$129,000 Call Margo Sherwood Sherwood Real Estate (802)-848-3836 • sherwoodre@yahoo.com

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Minutes from VT,fine 3-unit income property with character. Brick construction, slate roof. Newly renovated. Off-street location on nice lot.Walk to all amenities. Features one 2BR apt. with fireplace, two 1BR. Super for owner-occupant! $120,000

Renovated 6-unit property with great center-village location.Three 2BR, three 1BR apts., full basement. Excellent rental history! Lakeviews as well! $198,000

Just minutes from the Champlain Bridge, you’ll find a real jewel of a home! This period home features patterned hardwood flooring, leaded glass windows, beautiful woodwork. 5BR, 2BA, fireplace, library/home office, formal DR.$129,900

Fabulous investment building! 8 units (currently 7 apts. and one retail space). Spacious apts., lovely woodwork. Great condition with newly paved off-street parking lot. Excellent rental history! $375,000

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Burlington Beautifully refinished 2 BR condos. Choose the townhouse or flat. New kitchens,bath,floors,paint, appliances and more. In a cute neighborhood,near downtown. $149,900 and $175,000

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Burlington Sparkling 4BR cape in a quiet neighborhood, close to schools. All new appliances in the updated kitchen & baths. Includes a bonus room,nice yard and the pool will be ready for summer soon! $239,000

4+BR’s updated top to bottom with unique and spacious floor plan. First floor BR’s, formal DR, firpelaced LR, HW floors, new kitchen. 2nd floor w/ cathedral ceiling gathering room, more BR’s and all freshly painted. Need space – you’ve got to see this! $289,900

Milton Spacious 4 BR like new colonial. 2 acre lot in a sought after location with mtn views! Master suite, sunny living space, front porch and back deck, and a huge finished basement with family room. $319,900

Gracey Conroy Realty 802-863-9100 www.graceyconroy.com

Gracey Conroy Realty 802-863-9100 www.graceyconroy.com

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6 years old. Over 2600 sq. ft., open floor plan, great bonus spaces. New family room addition, with cathedral ceilings. Formal dining, kitchen with breakfast bar, slider to deck. Finished game/play room on lower level. Landscaped yard, perennials $289,000

Large family home on corner lot. 2300 sq. ft. 4 bedrooms, 1-1/2 baths. Natural woodwork, window seats and built-ins. Newer kitchen & 1st floor laundry. Porch with seasonal lake views. In-ground pool, and detached garage. $339,900

Neat and clean, 2 or 3 bedroom ranch home. Newly remodeled kitchen, central A/C, mudroom with large pantry. Large deck with awning overlooking fenced back yard. Finished family room in basement with hot tub, entertainment area with bar. Garage. $219,000

Call Bill & Phyllis Martin Greentree Real Estate 802-482-5232 • www.vermontgreentree.com

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Large 1900’s farmhouse with rolling mountain views. Spacious, new, country style kitchen, den with fireplace and a two-story addition including a family room & master suite.Three season porch, barn & enclosed hot tub.$329,000

4 year old contemporary on 1-1/2 acres. 2800+ sq. ft., 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, 1st floor master suite.Maple floors, kitchen with cherry cabinets, porch, deck with expansive views of Camel’s Hump. Enormous finished walk-out basement.2 car garage. $369,000

Large home currently set up as a duplex. 2240 sq. ft., 6 bedrooms, 3 baths. Can easily be converted back to a single family home with an in-law apartment. New windows and flooring. $269,000

Tastefully renovated cape on 5 acres. 1700 sq. ft.,3 bedroom, 2 full baths. New kitchen, with maple cabinets, Silestone counters, and cherry floors. Large living room, 1st floor bedroom or family room, mudroom, oversized garage. New windows. $274,900

Call Bill & Phyllis Martin Greentree Real Estate 802-482-5232 • www.vermontgreentree.com

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1870 sq. ft. ranch house on 3 acres overlooking Pond Brook. 3 bedrooms, large master suite. Spa room, French doors opening onto private 1100 sq. ft. deck to enjoy the brook. New roof and masonry chimney. Established perennials.$234,500

Classic Deck House overlooking Lake Iroquois. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, 2,170 sq. ft, open floor plan, hardwood floors, fireplace, 1st floor master suite w/private deck. Walk-out lower level den, family room. Carport & detached 2 car garage. $425,000

Call Bill & Phyllis Martin Greentree Real Estate 802-482-5232 • www.vermontgreentree.com

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Impeccably restored 4,000 sq. ft. brick 1812 Georgianstyle former tavern. 4 fireplaces, 4 + bedrooms 3.5 stories. All historic detailing perfectly reproduced & updated utilities. A separate, newer 2-story garage plus a 1 BR & loft cottage. 32 manicured rolling acres, pond & gardens. Foulsham Farms Real Estate 861-7537 www.foulshamfarms.com

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BURLINGTON: 30 Elmwood Ave. Brick classic, one block from Church St. 2250 sq. ft., parking, 8 bright office rooms plus storage. xina@uusociety.org or Christina at 862-5630, ext. 22. BURLINGTON: A downtown firstfloor, bright, 300 sq. ft., w/parking. Avail. now. Please call Rick, 864-3430. BURLINGTON: Cozy, bright, first floor massage space in suite of massage therapists. Shared kitchenette, bathroom, and waiting area. 2 blocks from Church St. Affordable. Page on website included. 802-363-9352. BURLINGTON: Office space, approx. 700 sq. ft., South Union St., 3 offices, private entrance, parking, DSL available, all utils. incl. except phone. 5 min. walk to Church St. $850/mo. Call 802-862-2006. BURLINGTON: Seeking experienced massage therapist, parttime to rent office space in established psychotherapy practice. Downtown location. 802651-7680. BURLINGTON: Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/ retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-864-7999. www.mainstreet landing.com.

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WINOOSKI: Small office for therapist or consultant in suite with like professionals. Beautiful space w/brick walls, windows, lovely small waiting room, parking lot. Woolen Mill, Winooski. Part-time. Affordable. Susan, 802-238-0195 or suznfay@gmail.com.

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ATTENTION: Looking for new spaces? Great for office, artist, retail. Choose from two brandnew units. Reasonable monthly rates including all utilities. Located on 2997 Shelburne Rd. Call 802-363-6933. ATTENTION: Office, retail, warehouse spaces avail. Located at 180 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Parking, loading docks, great, convenient location. Call 802363-6933. BURLINGTON: 4400 sq. ft., bright, open floor plan, w/parking, favorable terms. Please call Rick, 864-3430. PLATTSBURGH: Excellent downtown location. Retail/office space on up-and-coming st. Remodel to suit. Lease terms neg. Sherrill at All Seasons Realty, 518-563-9350.

BURLINGTON: Avail. now. Medium 2-bedroom, hdwd, laundry. $900/mo. Avail. 6/01 1-2bedrooms. No dogs. 802862-7467. BURLINGTON: Avail. now through 6/01 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 bedroom apts. Please call 802658-3600 for a complete listing. Other locations also available. BURLINGTON: Bright, sunny, 2bedroom apt. spacious, clean, private parking, gas heat. Just a walk to downtown and waterfront. Avail. immed. $875/mo. + utils. NS/pets. 802-863-5397. BURLINGTON: Buell St., 1-bedroom, living/dining area, sunny, hdwd, $850/mo. Heat and hot water incl. No parking, no pets. 802-310-0212. BURLINGTON: Charming two level, 1-bedroom condo, quiet end unit on College St. $1100/mo. Avail. 6/01. 802658-2210, Cindy. BURLINGTON: Church St. Marketplace. Studio apt. Clean, heated. Great location. 802-862-2680. BURLINGTON: Convenient 3bedroom avail. 6/01. Deck, parking, storage in basement. Pets and gardens neg. $1200/mo. + utils. Call 802-221-1796 for appointment. 10/25/05 9:23 AM Page 1

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BURLINGTON: Germain St. BURLINGTON: Recently avail. Completely refurbished historic 5-bedroom, beautifully renovat2-story, 2-bedroom offers gas ed, central location, brick everything, all wood floors, spiVictorian style, nice porches, ral staircase, private front and plenty of parking. NS/pets. rear porch, 2-bath, backyard, Avail. 6/01. $1950/mo. + utils. full basement, W/D. $1200/mo. 802-233-6313. + utils. No pets. 802-338-0430. BURLINGTON: Shelburne St. BURLINGTON: Gorgeous 2 or 3Avail. 6/01. 3-bedroom, 2nd and bedroom apt. in quiet building 3rd floor. $1095/mo. Parking, on S. Union St. High ceilings, no dogs. Neville Companies, hdwd, two off-street parking Inc., 802-660-3481, x 1021. spaces, laundry in building, www.nevilleco.com/residence. huge kitchen with DW. No dogs. BURLINGTON: Shelburne St. Favorable landlord references Avail 6/01. 3-bedroom, 2nd required. Avail. 6/1. Call for floor. $1290/mo. incl. heat and other terms, 802-652-4800, hot water, parking. No pets. www.keys2burlington.com. Neville Companies, Inc. (802) BURLINGTON: Hill Garden, 2660-3481 x 1021 www.neville bedroom, 1 parking spot. co.com/residence. $1200/mo. hot water incl. Avail. BURLINGTON: Small, tidy 26/01. 802-578-8916. bedroom house, large, sunny, BURLINGTON: June, small 1fenced yard, garden space, pets bedroom, 188 Cliff St. Many OK. Off-street parking for 2+, recent improvements, incl. bathW/D hookups, garage, gas heat, room, gas heater and hdwd. hot water and stove. Walk to Walk to UVM/FAHC. Incl. own downtown/waterfront. NS. carport! $730/mo. + utils. $1200/mo. + utils. Rent dis324-6593. counted for lawn care. Avail. BURLINGTON: Lake views, in 6/01. Call 802-865-9494. town, unique 1 and 2-bedroom BURLINGTON: South End. Large apts., hdwd, dining room, stor- 9/12/05 1-bedroom, 1x1-mortgage-022305 4:18porch. PM $800/mo. Page 1 age, some utils., off-street parkAvail. 8/01. 802-233-9157. ing, NS/pets. Flex. lease. $995/ BURLINGTON: Spacious Hill mo. - $1095/mo. 802-476-4071. Section, 4-bedroom w/office, 1 3/4 bath house w/a gourmet chef’s kitchen and radiant heat Free flooring. Avail. 7/01. $2500/mo. Pre-Approval! Pets neg. Coldwell Banker Hickok and Boardman. 846-9568. Mark R. Chaffee www.hickokandboardman.com. (802) 658-5599 x11 BURLINGTON: Studio apt. Walk to UVM/downtown. Renovated last fall. New appliances and bath. $700/mo. + elec. Avail. BURLINGTON: Large 2-bed6/01. Summer sublet option room, dining room, living room, avail. Call 922-3404. eat-in kitchen, huge walk-up BURLINGTON: Sunny, 2-bedattic, new bathroom, 3-season room Germain St. apt. Hdwd, porch, lots of light, economical parking. Wonderful, quiet St. gas heat, parking. $1200/mo. + $975/mo. incl. heat and hot utils. Will email pics upon water. Avail. 6/01. Call David, request. Avail. 5/05. 802-863802-658-3114. 0188. BURLINGTON: Two 1-bedroom BURLINGTON: Large, quiet 1apts. Avail. May or June 1. bedroom, South Union Street. Parking, laundry, close to town. $785/mo. incl. heat, hot water, $740 and $860/mo. 324-6593. rubbish and parking. Avail. BURLINGTON: Very clean 16/01. Lease, dep., sorry no dogs. bedroom avail. 6/01. Only a few 802-862-0224. blocks from the water, private BURLINGTON: Lovely 2-bedupstairs porch, new appliances, room apt. $925/mo. incl. water new windows, tub shower, offand garbage removal. Very well street parking, trash, water, heat maintained. Winter parking. No incl. 1-year lease. NS/pets. pets. 802-658-6902. $800/mo. 802-233-1556. BURLINGTON: Lyman Ave., 2CHARLOTTE: 1-bedroom, 1bedroom, second floor, nice bath. Newly renovated! location. $750/mo. + utils. Immaculate kitchen w/new GE Avail. 6/01. 802-862-1996. refrigerator, electric stove and BURLINGTON: Mill St. Avail. all new oak cabinetry, flooring, now and 6/01, 3-bedroom. countertops, W/D, and disposal. $1050/mo. incl. hot water. Dog Mountain views, hdwd, large OK w/ref, WD hookups. Neville walk-in closet, deck and garage. Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, NS/pets. Avail. now. $850/mo. ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/ Coldwell Banker Hickok & residence. Boardman, 846-9568. www.hick BURLINGTON: Real nice 1-bedokandboardman.com. room, great location, hdwd, parking. Avail. 6/01. Please call 864-3430.

CHARLOTTE: Cabin in woods by the creek (outhouse and rainwater). Has electricity and wood heat. May-Nov. $300/person or $500/couple. Garden space. NS. Terry, 802-999-2443. CHARLOTTE/FERRISBURGH BORDER: Spacious 2-bedroom townhouse apt. Sunken living room, new kitchen, new bath, deck and garden area. $925/mo. No dogs. 802-767-9455. CHARLOTTE/VERGENNESAREA: Lovely 1-bedroom basement apt. in the country. Nice views. NS/pets. $850/mo. incl. heat/elec. Avail. 5/15. 802343-0777.

ESSEX: House, large 2-bedroom on 100 beautiful acres. Complete privacy. Gorgeous home w/many extras. Hot tub, W/D, exercise equip, large yard, meadows, woods, trails, views, and more. Pets OK. Avail. 7/01. $2000/mo. 802-363-7180. ESSEX JUNCTION: 51 Main Street, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, garage, yard, pets OK. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. ESSEX JUNCTION: Spacious 2bedroom w/tile and wood floors, sky lights. Hook-ups, parking. $1050/mo. + 1 mo. dep. Incl. all except heat. Avail. 6/01. 878-5605.

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COLCHESTER: 1-bedroom. Hdwd. Incl. elect. $750/mo.+. 316-2460. COLCHESTER: Newly refurbished condo, 2-bedroom, pool, tennis, playground, carport, W/D incl. Cats only. $1300/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/01. Call 802-598-5368. ESSEX: 3-bedroom, 1-bath, garage. New plush carpet. New windows, gas heat soon. W/D hookup. Nearby trails. Water, trash, snow incl. $1075-1100/ mo. + utils. NS/pets. 802878-1987. ESSEX CENTER: 3-bedroom, 1bath, w/open floor plan, family room, 2-car garage, W/D, nice yard on quiet country road, min. to Essex 5 Corners. Very efficient, pets neg. NS. Avail. 6/01. $1500/mo. + utils. + dep. Possible 2-horse barn w/nice pastures extra $. Call Sundance Services, 802-893-2348.

HUNTINGTON: 2-bedroom house, 1-bath, basement, W/D, large wood shed, large porch, secluded lot. NS, pets considered. Avail. 5/01. $1475/mo. + utils. 434-4652, evenings. JERICHO: 2-bedroom upstairs apt. located in nice country setting, yet close to Burlington and IBM. Large yard w/garage. Avail. 6/01. $800/mo. + utils (gas heat). 802-899-3400. MILTON: 1-bedroom, deck, nice yard, new efficient heat, dog OK. $695/mo. incl. elect. and hot water. 802-893-4465. MILTON: 4-5 bedroom house w/studio space and separate entrance. Kitchen w/everything. W/D, storage, garden, parking, wood stove, plenty of wood, gas heat. 2 baths. Avail. mid-May. $1700/mo. + utils. 802864-3455.

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MONTPELIER: Clean studios, 1 and 2-bedroom apts. Some w/fireplaces, hdwd. Laundry on premises. $450-$875/mo. Bright, quiet, clean. Montpelier Property Management, 802223-3166. MORETOWN: Home with great river views and frontage. 4-bedrooms, 2-baths, new appliances. Fieldstone fireplace, laundry hookups, gas heat, yard, garden. No smoking. References. $1600/mo. 802-496-3980. MORETOWN VILLAGE: Unique 1-bedroom, river view, yard, garden, large deck, quiet setting, gas heat, DSL and cable avail. $700/mo. 802-496-3980. NORTH FERRISBURGH: Beautiful, spacious 1-bedroom. Cathedral ceilings, D/W, W/D, radiant floor heat, satellite TV, garage. $1050/mo. incl. utils. No dogs, NS. Avail. now. Call 802-877-6339. RICHMOND: 1-bedroom, loft, living room, hdwd, heated garage, W/D hookup. No pets. Avail. 5/01. $900/mo. 802434-3095. RICHMOND: 2-bedroom, yard, walk to village, close to I-89. W/D hookup, 1-car garage. Avail. 5/01. $950/mo. + utils. 802-244-5308. RICHMOND: Unfurnished, small 2-bedroom. NS/pets. Lease, parking, credit check, ref. 802434-3238, leave message. S. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1bath clean and bright condo. Close to UVM and MCHV. 1-year lease. No smoking/pets. Avail. 7/1. Pool, parking. $975/mo. + utils. 879-2909, 343-7683. SHELBURNE: 1-bedroom (3 rooms), 1st floor, sunny, clean, hdwd, yard, quiet convenient neighborhood. NS. $885/mo. incl. utils. + cable. Lease/dep. Avail. 6/01. 802-985-3902.

SHELBURNE: Space for rent, UNDERHILL: Beautiful 4-bedbedroom and living room, own room home on 3 acres of woods, entrance, shared kitchen, bath w/flower and berry garden, and pool. $500/mo. 802wood stove, claw-foot tub. 985-1445. Avail. 6/01. $1000/mo. + utils. Mo. to mo. lease. 999-7848. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath condo. Pool, UNDERHILL: Country 1-bedtennis, bike path, deck. Avail. room furnished house conve6/15. $1300. 802-318-4286. niently located on Rt. 15, between Burlington and Stowe. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedVery private and cozy. room condo, near UVM/hospital. $1000/mo., includes electricity. Newer paint and appliances. 802-899-3654. Pool, tennis, parking. Laundry onsite. $1100/mo. +. 802UNDERHILL: House on 7 acres 343-9699, Tim. of private land. 3-bedroom, 1bath. Mo. to mo. lease. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bed$1100/mo. + utils. NNN and ref. room duplex, open floor plan, 802-363-6495. basement, W/D hookup, fenced backyard, close to bus, off-street UNDERHILL: Large, sunny effiparking; $875/mo. + utils. + ciency apt. Utils. incl. (heat, dep. NS/pets. Refs. req. Avail. water, cable, electric). Great immed. Call Sundance Services, location. Pets OK. NS. $850/mo. 802-893-2348. 802-899-5092. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedUNDERHILL: Park St. Avail. 1x1-mortgage-022305 PM $875/mo. Page 1 Incl. room, Horizon Heights, conven-9/12/05 now. 4:18 3-bedroom, ient location, pool, tennis, heat and HW. Parking. No dogs. avail. 6/01. $975/mo. + utils. Neville Companies, Inc. 802802-373-8048. 660-3481 x 1021. www.neville co.com/residence. VERGENNES: 1500 sq. ft. home, Free 2-bedroom, 1 1/2 bath, living Pre-Approval! room, den/office, large modern kitchen/dining room, W/D, storMark R.Chaffee age, built-ins, patio, driveway. (802) 658-5599 x11 $1200/mo. incl. heat. 802355-7118. WESTFORD: Large, clean, unfurnished 1-bedroom apt. in private SOUTH BURLINGTON: Avail. home. Quiet, secluded country. 6/01, 2-bedroom, 1/5-bath, carPrivate entrance, patio, satellite port, pool, tennis. $1200/mo. TV, rubbish removal, laundry, 802-658-3600. heat. $550/mo.+ 1/2 elec. Dep. + refs. NS/drugs/pets. 802SOUTH BURLINGTON: Lovely 2879-1841. bedroom, 2-bath condo. Kitchen features oak floor/cabinets, WINOOSKI: 1 and 2-bedroom, D/W. Covered parking, W/D, fitW/D, $950/mo. and $1200/mo. ness center. NS/pets. Avail. heat, hot water, AC units incl. now, $1500/mo., incl. heat, AC, NS/pets. Refs. req. 802trash and water. Coldwell Banker 578-2333. Hickok & Boardman Realty, 846WINOOSKI: $1200/mo. Sunny 9568. www.hickokandboard 3-bedroom, 1-bath apt. Prime man.com. location, one block to new SOUTH BURLINGTON: Spear downtown. Hdwd, yard, offSt., unique property, lots of street parking. Avail. 5/01. Sorry charm. Cape w/2-car attached NS. Call 802-598-7252. garage. Oak hdwd, 2-full bath, WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom duplex, large living room w/fireplace, Lafountain St., gas heat/hot refinished w/original charm. water, off-street parking, deck, New windows/wiring/plumbing. backyard, dog possible. Central vacuum. Wired w/cate 5. $800/mo. + utils. Lease, avail. Large yard, close to UVM, across 6/01. 879-2817 from Gutterson Field House. WINOOSKI: Avail. now, 3-bed$2400/mo. +. Avail. 5/01 or room, East Allen St. $950/mo. 6/01. 802-860-3923, 617Parking. 802-658-3600. 242-9335. WINOOSKI: Avail. now, 3-bedSOUTH HERO: Kellers Bay, 3room, Hickok St. $1125/mo. bedroom ranch w/stove and Hook-ups, deck, yard, gas heat. fridge, wired for satellite dish. 802-658-3600. $1000/mo. 802-879-7275. WINOOSKI: Cozy and pet friendSTOWE: Efficiency, lower village. ly 2-bedroom townhouse style Laundry, yard. No dogs. $480/ apt. w/open floor plan, new mo. incl. all. 802-253-7462. Rinnai heater, W/D, large backyard, and plenty of off-street parking, avail. now. $900/mo. Coldwell Banker Hickok and Boardman, 802-846-9568. www.hickokandboardman.com.

WINOOSKI: East Allen St. Sunny, clean, 1-bedroom apt., second floor, in convenient location, parking. No pets. Refs. and dep. $650/mo. + utils. 802-655burlington-Jim-050306 5/1/06 Y 3:37 PM Page 1 0626, before 8 p.m. WINOOSKI: Huge, first floor studio. Walking distance to downtown. Parking, water and garbage incl. $595/mo. 802FOR SALE BY OWNER 316-1912. WINOOSKI: Large, sunny 1-bedroom, quiet street, close to everything, nice yard, parking, hot water incl. $675/mo. + utils., lease req. 878-0236. WINOOSKI: Large, sunny 2-3 bedroom avail. $1060/mo. covers rent, gas, electricity, cable, hi-speed Internet, etc. Free YOUR HOUSE HERE: Advertise BURLINGTON: Completely renovatW/D, off-street parking, porch, your FOR SALE BY OWNER, ed (rebuilt) 2200 sq. ft. colonial. storage, etc. Arthur, 999-7650. $35/week for 25 words and New electrical, plumbing, and heatDep. + ref. required. Pets OK. photo or $60/2 weeks. ing. 4-large bedrooms w/private full 999-7650. baths. Hdwd throughout. Walk to Contact Emily, 802-864-5684 WINOOSKI: Main St., nice 3Red Rocks. Below appraisal at classified@sevendaysvt.com bedroom apt. that feels like a $389,900. Call 802-872-7555. house. Enjoy a large eat-in kitchen w/D/W, newer appliances and laundry hookups. Three good-size bedrooms and WINOOSKI: Share large, fully ample off-street parking. Avail. 1x3-LibertyQuest091405 9/13/05 AM house. Page All 1 furnished 9:14 5-bedroom 6/1. Annual lease, refs., no utils. incl. 2.5 bath, laundry, BURLINGTON: Buell St. Avail. dogs. $1300/mo. 802-846-7433 parking, garbage/snow removal, 7/01. Private room w/common or jarretfrancis@adelphia.net. large yard. Close to SMC/UVM/ bath. $335/mo. Laundry. No IBM/FAHC/Champlain College. pets. Neville Companies, Inc. On the bus line. No pets. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevil $630/mo. + dep. Avail. 6/01. leco.com/residence. 802-863-9612. BURLINGTON: Buell St. Avail. WINOOSKI: Sunny, 3-bedroom 7/01. Private room w/kitchen. apt., mud room, off-street parkCommon bath. $490/mo. Laundry. ing, large backyard, W/D hookNo pets. Neville Companies, Inc. ups, $975/mo. incl. garbage, 802-660-3481 x. 1021, water, parking, snow removal. www.nevilleco.com/residence. Avail. 6/01. smccrae@adel BURLINGTON: Room in spaphia.net. cious Victorian home, downtown. Large bedroom, private bath. Responsible adult. $550/mo. Diane incl. all utils. and Internet. Moffatt Sorry no off-street parking or QUIET, NONSMOKING UVM grad pets. 802-999-1531. student seeking studio apt. near WEEKLY AND NIGHTLY LODGcampus. Call Art, 716ING: European-style and 308-4391. Call Diane at equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, WANTED TO SUBLET in or near great ambiance, on bus route. Burlington, mid-July through 802-764-6000 ext. 238 $175-$225/weekly. Maggie’s Inn, mid-August; 2+ bedroom apt. or or Toll Free at 655-5722, 324-3291, or ivan house for international profes866-535-5390 ext. 238 land@aol.com. sional couple. 802-862-6547.

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ADIRONDACKS: Two comfortable cabins. Beautiful valley. Fully furnished. Includes studio cabin for creative work. Total privacy. Telephones, woodstoves. Available May-November. $475/week. Multi-week discount. joenaomi@bluemoo.net. COLCHESTER: 2 cottages for rent, located at beautiful Good Sell Point. Avail. May - October. Beautiful area, lake views, sandy beach, moorings. $1500/mo. and $2000/mo. Call for more information, 862-8925, 3188242, before 8 p.m. COTTAGE FOR RENT: Lake Eden, VT. 4-bedroom, sleeps 8, full bath, screened porch, dock, beach. Avail. weekly 7/09-8/12 at $750/week. Contact Donna at 802-586-7529. MONTREAL: Summer sublet. 5/01-7/31. Furnished 2-bedroom, sunny and spacious. High ceilings and large windows. Walk to Metro, Atwater Market, Lachine Canal bike path. 5 mins. from Champlain Bridge. Contact Elaine, elaine.hafter@mail. mcgill.ca, 802-860-7287.

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SWF 40 YO LOOKING FOR HONEST, FUN man. Friends first and then LTR. Must love dogs and NASCAR. I’m not real good at this. I just wonder if men only like real thin women. 2841 WANTED: S/DWM, NS, FOR COMPANIONship, possibly more. Must be honest, secure, local, between 40-55 YO. I am intelligent, hardworking, FF, 48 YO, good cook, likes swimming, sunning, wine, cooking, the seashore, walking, biking and just plain, old hanging out. 2777

SINGLE WOMAN, 34 YO, MOTHER. I BUY locally, eat naturally, garden organically, try to live mindfully, strive to be nonjudgmental. I love music, dancing, independent films and laughing in the sunshine. Seeking man with similar qualities. No cigs. 2740 WELL-ROUNDED, SPF SEEKS SAME IN A man, 30-40 YO. Loves classical to classic rock, outdoor adventures and gardening. Artistic, genuine and spontaneous. Seeking a cool guy to fall in love with, be my best friend and favorite lover. 2691

PETITE, BRUNETTE, 21 YO STUDENT seeks generous, intelligent and fun sugar daddy for mutual adoration and pleasure. 2654 DWF AIN’T CATTIN’ AROUND BUT HAVE been known to in the past. Looking for DNSWM who is 50, (50+) to be my guest at the Flynn’s 5/12 p.m. performance of CATS. Prefer svelte cats to fat cats. 2605

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SWF, 49 YO, SLIM, ATTRACTIVE, PETITE, nice, easygoing, smart, educated, creative, hard-working, great sense of humor, shoulder-length auburn hair, look young. Seeks S/D WM, 45-67 YO, financially secure, nice, considerate, easygoing, smart, good sense of humor. I like movies, books, nature, being on the water, puttering around the house, conversation, theater, traveling. 2601 SPF, NS/ND, REDHEAD, WARM, VIVAcious, very attractive, petite, slim, ISO 38-55 YO for friend or LTR. No baggage. Like finer things in life. Nothing stuffy, also usual things, movies, dining out, music, conversation, long walks, etc. Want health-oriented, positive, good looks help. 2587 47 YO, DWF GRATEFUL, KIND, WARM, petite, attractive. NS, lite alcohol. Burlington area. Seeking healthy SWM 4053 YO, NS, lite alcohol only. Employed with upright character and patience to share hikes, fishing, boating, campfires, starry nights, gardens, more. 2584 19 YO SWF ISO TALL, HANDSOME, SWM 23-29 YO. Minimal baggage, same interests. Country music, truck pulls, outdoor activities, enjoys quiet time, too! Me: 5’4, 160 lbs., long brown hair, green eyes, piercings, tats, smoker. Friendship first, maybe more. 2474

SM, 26 YO. BURLINGTON. KIND, INTELLIgent, witty, short. Skips stones. Eats the whole apple. A gentleman and a scholar. Seeks compassionate, spiritual, independent, mature, liberal SF under 5’4 for picnics, hikes, music, wine, stars. Please be NS, ND, open-minded. 2924 FRANKLIN COUNTRY M LOOKING FOR friend and possibly more. 52 years young handy man, motorcycles, snowmobiles, gardens, movies, dinner, dancing, hiking and life. 2916 HIP, CONSERVATIVE, YOUNG 62 YO, artsy, litsy, moderately outdoorsy, welltraveled and read, broad interests and tastes, sometimes politically incorrect. ISO kind, intelligent, cultured, attractive, and stylish woman, 45 and up, for LTR. 2915 51 YO SWM LIKES OUTDOORS, TENNIS, reading, good health, hard work, good food and good friends. Seeks rising to friendship, going out, music, for reasons to celebrate and possibly revel in joys of life... Send me honesty, prayers and needs. 2880

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men > women I’M 6’, HAZEL EYES, 217 LBS., LOOKING for a woman 48-52 YO. Possible LTR. Like quiet time, action movies and love stories. I’m fun, loving and easygoing. All calls will be answered. 2953 IN THE WOODS IS PERPETUAL YOUTH. Mid-aged, beautiful M, NS, 5’10, 150 lbs., caring, considerate, sense of humor, loves music, books, running, carpentry. ISO relaxed, easygoing, kind woman for friendship and perhaps more. To thine own self be true. 2950

SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE FOR LIFE, LOVE and outdoors. Mountaineer, skier, climber. SWPM seeks fit 25-35 YO F for friendship. LTR possible if wild, kinky, sharing, caring, active, sexy and sane enough for each other. Honesty, communication, trust important. How about you? 2879 LIVE AND WORK ON A MOUNTAIN. Beautiful atmosphere, but lonely. 38 YO, loyal and humble. My age or younger? Each other is all that is needed or desired. Let’s get squishy for the rest of our lives. 2870

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MOVING TO AREA. SWM, 27 YO, LOOKing for SWF for LTR, open-minded, nonjudgmental, poor financially, rich spiritually, got love to burn. Looking for F who seeks serious LTR, love to fish, swim, 420-friendly, kids OK. 2866

41 YO DWM, 5’10,185 LBS., BL/BR, NS/ND, attractive, fun, successful prof. just missing a little companionship and romance. ISO 30-44 YO affectionate F who likes to laugh, feel good. Whether you have a little time or a lot, let’s meet. 2941

THIS SINGLE WM IS TOTALLY BESIDE himself with excitement when close to an older woman, 65 +. I am early 50s, 6’, 175 lbs., decent-looking. You are looking for one man for friendship, fun, eroticism. 2861

45 YO WM, MULTIFACETED, ARTISTIC, eccentric, outdoorsy, deep thinker, kind, NS/ND, with a great sense of humor seeks woman with like qualities for conversation and shared experiences. City streets to country roads. 2935

WM, FORTYISH, ATHLETIC, EDUCATED, seeking a nice woman for a casual relationship in the central VT area. I have my afternoons free for fun! Let’s have coffee and talk! 2859-I AM A 39 YO NATIVE, GOOD LOOKING with many values. I would be flattered to have company from an attractive woman for dining, movies, dancing, recreation, etc. Want to just hang out? 2844 DESPERATELY SEEKING YOU! HEALTHconscious M who enjoys workouts, organic foods, theater, movies, country/classical music, Formula 1 racing and country living, seeks a beautiful soulmate who is easygoing, warm, sensual, classy, maybe a little naughty .... 40-50ish. 2831 SEEKING MY SOULMATE: SWM, YOUNG 42, aged well, smoker, seeks slender to average woman, 32-50 YO who enjoys the sun, water, boating, classic rock, good food and drink and is honest, caring and affectionate. 2782 LONELY ON THE PATH! DWM, 50S, 5’6, attractive, in great shape, strong rollerblader, skier, skater, meditator, seeks attractive, conscious, intelligent, inshape woman to join me on the bike path and the path of life. 2781 SWM, 53 YO, 5’9, 165 LBS. SEEKS FUNloving, good-looking, SWF, 40s who likes FL winters, VT summers, sunshine and NASCAR for LTR. Smoke and light drink OK. No losers. 2780 HUMOR, MONEY, CUTE AND INTELLIGENT. 50ish, fin. sec., 5’9, 156 lbs., cute, enjoys everything from beer on beach to Broadway show. Get away weekends, deck grilling, Saratoga in August, sports, passion, caring. You: Witty, attractive, 42-52 YO, ready for fun. 2778 18 YO SHWM, 5’11, ISO 18-20 YO SF IN Burlington who loves music, Bossa Nova, Spanish and Brazilian poetry, intimacy, art, photography, the serene and beautiful outdoors, great humor and conversation. Tea? 2767 I WANT THE BEST! YOU MUST BE SUPERloving, super-joyful, super good-looking and fit, and into having a relationship that is fulfilling at all levels. I’m 27 YO and you are likely between 22 and 32 YO. 2761 ISO FUN, PHYSICALLY FIT COMPANION for cycling, hiking, climbing this summer. Ultimately interested in LTR, but life’s short! Let’s just get out and have some fun and see what happens. Happy, healthy, progressive, spiritual, well-educated prof. 2739

ME: 27 YO M, FUN, FRIENDLY, FIT, healthy, intelligent, cute, non-consumeristic, non-addictive, stable, studious, successful, sexy, sexual, sensitive, open-minded, aware, artistic, empathic, monogamous, compassionate. ISO 20-34 YO F with similar/compatible qualities. 2738 LOOKING FOR MY DANCE PARTNER. Romantic SM looking for relationship. Enjoys cuddling, music, contra dancing, swing dancing. Looking for someone to sweep off her feet. Looking for someone, 19-26 YO, with similar interests. 2689 WANTED: FRIEND, LOVER, PARTNER TO share full life with. 25 YO, SWM, college grad with professional ambition and interests in social justice, environment, animals, astronomy, good food. ISO woman, 19-30 YO. Honesty a must and independence a +. 2687 NS WM 50 YO GOING ON 40. SEEKING NS women 45-55 YO. Not looking for supermodel wannabe. Just down-to-earth, fun-loving person. Give me a chance, you might be surprised. 2683 LOOKING FOR MS. RIGHT. 6’, 160 LBS., black hair, blue eyes, looking for someone to have fun with, enjoy quiet nights at home, long walks, candlelit dinners on the beach, all types of music. Want to know more, call me. 2672 28 YO SWM ISO PRACTICAL F EXPERIENCE: gatherings, shows, tours are done. Life: Veggie and healthy. Like exercising or “bouncing around the broom” (sounds funny). Snowshoe, hike, skateboard, bike and country walking/driving Vermontster. 2667 EDUCATED, HOMEOWNER, MAWM, 50 YO, 5’11, 220 lbs., seeks SWF 25-50 YO for an open relationship. Join me in my life as someone to share time with. Dining, movies, talk, weekend vacations. LTR out of the ordinary. Freckles a plus. ND/NS. 2661 DEPTH OF CHARACTER! TALL, TENDER, healthy, educated NSSWM seeks slender, gentle, alluring woman 42-49 YO for spring blossom. Nature and Scrabble enthusiasts are most welcome. 2606 SWM, 25 YO, ISO SWF, 21-31 YO IN Burlington, Winooski, Essex area, who likes movies, video games, eating out and quiet times. 2596 OPTIMISTIC, LIBERAL, SWM, CONTEMPLAtive, open, gentle, romantic, silly, serious, 6’, thin, 38 YO. Loves gardening, bicycling, hiking, dogs, yoga, writing, cleaning, independent movies, VPR, Bread and Puppet, volunteering and exploring. ISO creative, spiritual, active, adventurous nature-lover, 27-40 YO. Let’s share. 2595

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HEALTHY, TRIM, MEDICAL PROVIDER AND 53 YO nurturing Dad loving outdoor activities and sports, coastal Maine islands, animals, reading, cooking, carpentry and more, ISO healthy, physically active, 40-60 YO woman wanting friendship and LTR. 2592 48 YO WANTS TO BE IN LOVE AGAIN. I stare into your eyes, “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” is playing. Our hands interlocked, your nails painted. Slowly I pull you closer and gently kiss your painted lips. 2578 TALL AND VERY FIT, LITERATE, FUNNY, dependable, true-blue 54 YO seeks fit, smart, plainspoken, left-leaning friend and companion for high and low culture, food, outdoor recreation, small talk and big talk. 2577 WM 52 YO IN SHAPE, OUTGOING SEEKing F for friendship, possible LTR. Enjoy camping, hiking, lost trails and brookies over an open fire. Cats are cool, kids are great. Honesty a must. 2576 KIND, FUNNY, INTELLIGENT GOURMET cook. Good shape/looking, 50s, as left as you’ll find. Jazz lover. Looking for smart, well-built, pretty woman for the usual good stuff. Social drinker OK, slow sex even better. 2562 OLDER MAN, 64 YO, SEEKING SOULMATE for having good times. Must be openminded and enjoy life. All ages will be considered and all inquires will be answered. 2559 SWM, 45 YO, WOW! DID I JUST WRITE that? Youthful spirit, attractive, educated leftist, out-of-the-box doer. Have hair, jeans, teeth, dreams and tears. Love motorcycling, fishing and travel. Great sense of humor. You: attractive, real. 2505 MAN OF LIGHT, BLISS, AIR AND HEART, seeks independent woman of depth and beauty. Me: In 40s, live and hummin’. You: Bright and coming. 2499 LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG places. Is this better? Sincerely seeking soul mate. SWPM, 46 YO seeking SWF, 3745 YO who likes to be playful. Enjoys getting out and staying in. Are you out there, darling? 2476 33 YO HOPELESSLY ROMANTIC, HONEST, separated weekend father to two beautiful children. Searching for love, romance, friendship and fun with the quiet, affectionate-girl-next-door type who enjoys a meaningful relationship. Must love kids as well as the nightlife! 2467 WANTED FOR 30 YO SWM: ONE SPORTS and music junkie. Live music and all genres appreciated (except maybe country). Passion of eating out and good beer a plus. Yankees, Cowboys or Soulive fan a major plus. Inquire within. 2463

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GENTLE, KIND, RESPECTFUL, PGF LOOKing for same and friendship, LTR. If you like gentle adventures, nature’s beauty, quiet times at home, laughter, animals and are happy with yourself but willing to grow emotionally and spiritually, around 40-50 YO, NS/ND, respond. 2496

HOT, MUSCULAR, 32 YO SEEKS ADORABLE hunk, 20s for mutual sexual fulfillment. I’m mostly top but like to bottom too. Have house and car if you don’t. Bi-curious guys welcome. Discretion assured. You won’t be disappointed. C’mon out and play! 2586

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SWM ISO FRIENDSHIP AND MORE. TO share love of home, gardening, bicycling, etc. To travel to find a place in the sun, a financially secure snowbird in the Burlington area. Looking for a woman with similar securities and interests. 2609

BEARDED AND WEIRDED: 40S ORGANIC guy seeks boy (21+) for digging in the dirt, outdoor adventures and wild sexual exploration. Into simple living, alternative energy and exploring the outdoors. Facial and/or body hair and a grounded nature a +. 2872

CLOSE TO PLATTSBURGH, NY. SHE: 60 YO, he 59 YO ISO clean, bi-gay friend M or F 55-75 YO for discreet, clean friendship. ND/NS/NA. 2486

ARE YOU SICK OF DRAMA AND GAMES? Then give this 34 YO, SWGM a try. I enjoy movies, dining out, walks, hanging with friends and quiet nights for two. ISO GM, 25-50 YO with similar interests for friendship Maybe LTR. 2850

OLDER GUY, SANE AND NON-HYSTERICAL with many interests seeks same for dating, possible LTR. I am in shape and look good. I live in the Plattsburgh area but can travel to Vermont and often do. All calls answered. 2468

women > women QUEER, FEMME SICK OF SERIAL monogamy and insta-girlfriends seeks jock/andro/butch grrls or tranny boys 2532 YO for ethical sluttiness. Safe, clean, drug free, intelligent, active, likes playing outside as much as playing inside. Adventure? 2928 25 YO, F/FTM, MUSICIAN, ARTIST, WRITER, creative, spiritual, sensual, romantic, socially conscious, seeking open-minded, transfriendly F/FTM for whatever comes about. Spring is here, summer’s coming, let’s spend time together and see if we have a connection. 2911 SPRING IS IN THE AIR. ISO WOMEN/LESbians of all ages. Join Vermont’s first Lesbian dating club. It’s free, fun and an easy way to connect. We are the w2w dating club. 2878 GWF, 5’6, EASYGOING, DIRTY BLONDE, strong build, outdoorsy, hardworking, bit of a smart-ass. I like bowling, canoeing, beer, sunsets and smiles. Lower Northeast Kingdom area. 40ish age range. 2686 SWF (GAY), A SOFT BUTCH, SEEKING A femnam. 40s, late 30s. I’m romantic. I have MS (not catchy). Friends first, maybe more later. I am your typical dyke. Want to meet? 2682

WELL-EDUCATED, PROFESSIONAL, African-American man seeks a PM of color for friendship and or more. I am early 40s, attractive, great hair and a killer smile. ISO of a serious relationship with a professional man of color, 35-45 YO. 2848 35 YO GM LOOKING FOR FUN, FRIENDship, someone to date. Enjoy outdoors, dancing, spending quality time together. 2840 GWM 48 YO HIV POZ LOOKING FOR friends and someone to have some fun with. Let’s talk. 2827 EDUCATED, PM, 5’11, 175 LBS., ATTRACtive, very fit with nice butt/endowment, ISO M fit (bubble butt a +), clean, pleasant for mutual erotic massage and perhaps more. I give a legitimate massage and then some. Let’s touch! 2825 GWM, 40 YO, LOOKING TO ORALLY SERvice men in the Burlington area. Wanted cute only. Please be of age. 2820 HI, I AM 54 YO, I AM LOOKING FOR A man to service me. I will do most anything that they want. I am honest. I don’t work anymore. Please call me. 2668 POZ NOT DESPERATE. VGL, 30S, TALL, well proportioned WM, masculine, diverse, educated, healthy, HIV poz (educate yourselves). Maybe too sarcastic. YOU: Smart, masculine, sexy, secure, educated, funny, patient, independent, honest, healthy, active. Carry-on baggage acceptable, lies, head games, bad hygiene aren’t. 2690

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just friends UVM STUDENT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE fit to hike the Long Trail (south-north) with me. Hoping to leave around May 20th. Come on, you know you’ve always wanted to. 2929

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WRITING HELP WANTED: NEED SOME help from a fellow wannabe writer, preferably female. Hang out over coffee or tea. Me: late fifties and good-looking. You: not too young. 2845

MATURE, S BI WM. ISO THIN, MF CU WHO enjoy being serviced orally to completion. Smoke, drink, 420 OK. Kinky, A.B. at age, race looks unimportant, cleanliness is. Can travel or host. 2947

WHO LIKES BALLOON RIDES!?! I OWN A hot-air balloon and I am setting off on a trip around the globe. Looking for a companion to share laughs, love, and cheese with along the way. Must not be afraid of snakes. 2832

34 YO BWM ISO BI F OR BIM FOR SEXUAL pleasure. Must be in shape, clean, discreet. Me: Dirty blonde, BI very submissive, 170 lbs., into oral and anal behavior. 2868

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PRETTY, BI-CURIOUS F. WELL-ENDOWED intelligent, good sense of humor looking for CU to have friendship and fun. Let me know what you are looking for when you call. Do not be shy. 2849 GOT SEXY SPRING ATTITUDE? WM, 48 YO, tall, slender, happy, healthy, frisky, attractive, bisexual, nudist, adventurer. ISO CU mainly but also women and men for springtime fun and frolic. Also ISO slender BiF 45+ for LTR. 2757 MABIM, 50 YO, SOLO, SEEKS MATURE attractive, employed, BIWF CU, BIM CU, and only select Bi man, to share and explore weekday, daytime friendship, pleasures. Beach lovers, sun worshipers a big +. 35 to 60 YO, in good health, mature, discreet. 2737 BI-CURIOUS 26 YO SWF, 5’3,170 LBS., redhead, blue-green eyes, 38 YO B, shaven, seeking bi or les F and M for 1 on 1 or threesomes. Must be single and clean. Good personality a must. 2652 25/26 YO MABICU ISO BI-F FOR CASUAL gathering and great times. No restrictions. All licking, I mean, looking for a good time apply. You will not be disappointed. 2647 VERY ORAL MALE ALONE IN RURAL Addison County. Offers discreet relief and friendship to healthy guys who are BiM or straight but open-minded. At your service? 2573

GWM, 51 YO, 5’8, 150 LBS., HIV+ SEEKing another HIV+ GM or GM for friendship and fun. I am in the Burlington area. Give me a call. 2598

DWF, 47 YO, NS, SEEKS SWM SOBER hiking partner(s) for the warmer months. Those on a spiritual journey with positive energy to share required. A love of nature, books, music, good food and healthy lifestyle are all necessary ingredients. 2579 PLEASE BE MY FRIEND! SELL ME YOUR extra “ Great Big Sea “ ticket for sold-out performance on 4/20. I waited too long. Help me! 2561 ISO PROFESSIONAL SINGLES IN THEIR 30s who enjoy activities like hiking, camping, climbing, etc. Tired of the bar scene? Want to meet other singles with similar interests for free? I want to start a singles group. Interested? 2558

couples seeking... YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO OUR pre-birthday bang. 23 YO BIF, 30 YO M, looking for four guys and two ladies to come play with us. It will be a great time... 2952 WE ARE A CU WHO LIKES TO HAVE FUN and are looking for a single F to have fun with us. Looking for an open-minded SF with a good sense of humor. 2931 LOOKING FOR ADULT PLAYTIME? COME to our party with like minded, frisky friends. Feast on the wide array of eclectic mix of people. It will be a night to remember, you won’t have to buy anyone dinner (wink). 2918 20 YO BIF, 25 YO M, ISO BIF OR CU FOR good time. Must be attractive, under 30 YO. Alcohol and 4/20 friendly. Wanna have some fun? 2858

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ATTRACTIVE MA CU LOOKING FOR FIT attractive bi F to join myself in threesomes or 1-1 play with myself and husband. Wanting long-term friendship with bennies. Easy, friendly CU here. 2838 WE ARE LOOKING FOR A F 21-40 YO FOR adult encounter. We are first timers and she wants it now! 2822 MAKE HER PURR! CU ISO WELL-HUNG BM to satisfy her hunger. She won’t bite...hard...unless you ask. Please be D/D-free and discreet. 2685 23 YO BIF, 30 YO M LOOKING FOR OTHER BIF or CU to share in fun. My man goes forever, just like my mouth. Come and let yourself go. 36 YO and younger. 2669 40 YO STRAIGHT MACU ISO THREE straight men to join us in a bangfest. She is FF, 5’7, waist-length brown hair with pierced dd40 and shaven and smooth. No responses unanswered. 2581 HI, WE ARE A YOUNG MARRIED CU IN our 20s looking for a single F, or F/F CU for adventures in and out of the bedroom! This is our first ad, so please be discreet! Will you be our first? 2575 SEXY, SENSUAL, CU LOOKING FOR SAME to enjoy sexual encounters and explore with. Be adventurous, as we will be. Into fun and excitement. We are in our 40s, but young. Let’s play. 2482

women seeking... 22 YO BIF SEEKING HOT CU, F OR M 2028 YO to please. I am a brunette, 5’7, 150 lbs. I love to party, D/D friendly and have an all around good time. 2670

men seeking... SWM, BURLINGTON AREA, LOOKING for ladies who like oral. Give, receive. Also bi CU who like more than one. Am 5’6, 185 lbs., good-looking, 40s. Call me. FF people fine. 2949 EASTERN NY, 55 YO +, BIMAM SEEKS gay/biM or CU for occasional sex I enjoy rec, oral and anal. I love F F ladies. You: 45 +, D/D free. 2930 MEAT EATING, PANTY WEARING SUB into everything. ISO top guys and other CD’s for no-strings, hot encounters, I’m 45 YO, 5’7”, 155 lbs. Please be healthy, and under 200 lbs. Also into groups, B/D and many other kinks. 2875 30 YO SM LOOKING FOR A SF BETWEEN the age of 23-35 YO to travel the USA and all states. Must be outdoorsy type and love nature. Leaving VT in May, if interested respond. 2862

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EARTH-LOVIN’ LUDDITE, GARDENER, homesteader, 56 YO GM, 6’, 160 lbs., seeks friend sharing bodywork-massage trades; winter international travel: camping, hike, sea kayak, playing sports, baseball, basketball, world views, experiences. 2860 30 YO ISO WOMEN OR CU, DON’ CARE about age, who will drive to St. Albans and use the back seat. I want no talking. Let’s get it on. Can blindfold, hold you down, rip off your underwear. Very hot! 2779 I AM A GM, 46 YO, TRIM, VERSATILE. Looking for top man who is hung and wants to make me scream during the hot sultry summer nights. Can be 1 time or more. All races. 2741 FRENCHMAN, ATTRACTIVE, GREAT SHAPE, lots of stamina, D/D-free looking to experience menage-a-3 with two attractive, D/D free, uninhibited women. Let’s have a get-away weekend. A total celebration of life with quality food, wine and sex! Pourquoi pas? 2640 HELP, HOUSE RENOVATION. THIS 50S widowed male ISO nudist-exhibitionist for some fun light inside work such as painting and cleaning. Either gender is welcome to reply. 2604 30 YO SWM, CROSS DRESSER, KINKY, open-minded, cute, fun, likes dancing and much more, seeking playful, openminded single female for fun and more. Serious inquires only. 2572 45 YO WMM LOOKING FOR F OR FEMALES to help me feel like a man again. To do the things she will not. D/D-free. Must be discreet. 2565 RETIRED, GOOD-LOOKING, WELL-HUNG, SM in 40s looking for open-minded CU and women for pleasurable encounters and sexual journeys. Into pleasing. Will host or travel. 2554

i spy I SPY MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR riding his black Tennessee Walker into the sunset. You quest what you already have. I wish you knew how much I value you and the value of what you’re willing to throw away. 2945

I SPY A BONNAROO-BOUND, BROWNeyed beauty with a sweet, sweet smile and a wild streak that’s at least a mile. Goddess bless. Love, love, love, love, love you. 2932 5/18: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG SIS. I won’t touch your nose if you don’t hang me from the swing set. Hope it’s the best 20-something ever. Love, The Wind. 2927 I SPY THE MOST GORGEOUS GUY I’VE EVER laid eyes on who drives a yellow truck, and has a beard and long, dark, sexy hair. Single? Want to meet sometime and hang out? 2925 HEY, FRANK N FUTER: SEE YOU AT ROCKY Horror, Barre Opera House, Midnight. Wear that little outfit and sing for me. I’m waiting. 2923 TOM/TOMMY/CREATURE OF THE NIGHT: You would have made a fabulous Frank, but this time warper is glad you were working the midnight audience on 4/22. Toucha-toucha-toucha-touch me? Or maybe coffee? MWAH! 2922 GENUINE RENAISSANCE MAN SPIES TRUE universal woman. If you’re a little funny around the edges and looking for help ridding yourself of evil monkeys, call me. In case I forget to tell you later, I think you’re incredible. 2921 PROSPECT AND PEARL, 4/19: YOU: GREEN Jetta heading downtown. Me: Barefoot on a bicycle. Thanks for the smiles. 2920 BURLINGTON AIRPORT: FLIGHT FROM Detroit, Sunday 4/23. We helped with each other’s luggage. You said, “I guess we met for a reason.” Was it for more than help with luggage you think? If so, let’s find out together ... 2919 DEAR DUG NAP: BUT SEE, YOU AREN’T the loser...you’re just one of many winners. 2914 I SPY TWO FABULOUS INDIVIDUALS WHO stopped to save my roommate and my cat, both stuck in a tree. You saved my two most precious things! 2913 I SPY THE SEXIEST PIZZA GUY WHO CAN never turn down a bet. You feed me Cocoa Pebbles and make me so happy. Do you love it? We should get coffee sometime wink, wink. 2910

I SPY THE MOST INCREDIBLE SHRINKING wife. Cinderella, glad the slippers fit. You have 15 more questions. EIM 2944

MY TALL, VEGAN HANDSOME MAN, ICE bat, Otis and I miss you. You are amazing! Let me show you all of it...inside of me. Let me show you how much? This “unique” woman loves you. 2908

4/23, BEST BUY: YOU: HANDSOME, DARK haired, Carhartts, black shirt and vest, asked if there were any good bargain movies. You got “The Odd Couple.” I was too shy to ask if you’d like to watch one together sometime. 2943

I SPY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I have seen in a long time. Colchester Mobil, Exit 16, 1:30 a.m. We flirted. Are you available or were you just being friendly? Like to take you to dinner if that’s OK! 2877

I SPY BLOND HOTTIE ON ELLIPTICAL AT PF. Team awesome shirt. Me: Homeless looking guy on ESPN bike. I love you. Want to work out together? 2942

I SPY THE CUTEST NURSING STUDENT and crossword puzzle assistant. Hope to see you before the next “blue moon.” I like the hair down look, too. Next time I’ll walk you home. 2876

I SPY MY TALL, BLONDE AMAZON GODdess. I see you around town with a posse of girls. How can I get your attention? Let’s take a walk and play name that tune. 2940 I GOT A ROOM AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD and I ain’t coming down! I can’t wait until we can be together. Thank you for making me feel so special. I love you forever, M. 2939 TALL, HUSKY DETECTIVE WITH PIERCING blue eyes at coffee counter at Price Chopper. If only I wasn’t always working behind the meat counter...Maybe it’s the blue lights or maybe the blue car, I can’t be so sure. 2938 SEE THAT GORGEOUS GIRL TWIST AND twirl and furiously furl her cute curl into a bodacious burl, she’s my pretty pearl. So I wave my wand across the pond, root, stem and frond, such is our bond. 2937 MATT: THE FROZEN LEFTOVERS ARE finally thawing out. I know it’s bad timing but thought you might want to try a second course. 2936 WONDER WHY WE COULDN’T SEE ONE another for who we really are. Try not to think of me badly, I never would have hurt you. Please be my friend. 2933

4/19 AT THE 99 RESTAURANT IN Williston. You: Very attractive F with two friends. Sat at the bar, 3rd stool from end, white shirt, short hair. Me: Sitting 2nd stool from end also with friend. How about dinner some night? 2874 I SPY THE BEST NEW BARTENDER IN town. You are gorgeous no matter what you do. Love Charlie and ? 2871 KAREN: WE COULD’VE BEEN GREAT. I’M sorry...anything at all, I’ll come running. Love, Tim. 2869 J’EPIE MICHEL DE LAVAL AVEC VOTRRE mére dans l’hopital. Vous m’avez donné un numero de téléphone tort. Si vous voulez, rappelez-moi encore. J’attendrai pour votre message. Le mexicain-Mario De Fletcher. 2864

MJC: COME AWAY WITH ME IN THE night. Come away with me and I will write you a song...come away with me and we’ll kiss on a mountain top, come away with me and I’ll never stop loving you. 2855 CHARLOTTE RUMMAGE SALE: 1ST DAY, you 1st in line, me 2nd. You may be bitchy but you’re beautiful! Europe fun? Love to hear about it, find out more about you. Other rummage sale ladies, make sure she gets the message? 2854 I SPY TWELVE GIRLS WITH THE BEST voices at UVM. You make me proud. If I had a gang you would all be in it. Shake your booty or die. 2852 THERE WAS LACQUER OF VOICES WHEN we went through the restaurant door together. Barely knowing each other, we exchanged smiles and laughter. Or was it those deep and soulful eyes of a man I saw, the man I want to I spy, in other words. I see tears of joy captioning this one as is. We were both at Moe’s and you’re also the new kid in town! 2851

A HOT ENGLISH TEACHER IN MIDDLEbury, under a fasade of sweetness I know you are wild...it’s almost summer, girl. Never give up on your dream. 2821 THE BEST INDIAN TRAVEL BUDDY! YOU are the ting in my mo, the tashi in my delek, the sugar in my chai, the hump on my camel, the curd with my paratha, the hassle with my rickshaw. Miss you, Madame. 2819 APRILLE - STRIPEGIRL! FELLOW VT PSYtrancers have set sail for the solar eclipse. Hope lady luck abounded in your travels in the form of a giant fluffy alien. Hope to plug into the G-Mind with you in the ancient future. Trance is eternal. Just shouting out, no pressure to respond, unless it’s through smoke signals. Love, S & D. 2773 EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POINTS TO the impossible. I have a boyfriend; you just broke up with one of my best friends. But I thought I ought to tell you that I really have loved you for a long time. 2763

AKE’S PLACE, 3/24: BEAUTIFUL SCHOOL teacher from Winooski, playing darts with friends. If I could go back in time I would have asked you out. I can’t so I am doing it now. You have my number, please call me. 2847

YOU: TALL, DARK PONYTAIL AND BEARD, I danced near you at the HBR concert. You smiled at me when I thanked you for holding the door at the end. I was too shy to ask your name. Coffee sometime? 2759

4/15: I SPY FOXY FELLOW, CELTIC CROSS tattoo on arm. Fumbled into you at Urban Outfitters, crossed paths again at Pac Sun. I gave you a grin and a lingering gaze ... wouldn’t mind fumbling into you again. Interested? Blue eyes. 2846

SCENE: MUDDY WATERS 3/22. YOU: Brunette with reading glasses wrapped up in books. Me: Dorky cat enthusiast who awkwardly shared the joy of felines. I wish I knew your name? Meow? 2752

MORTON, OH...HOW I MISS YOU! ELMER. 2843 I WANT TO THANK THE CUTE REDHEAD mechanic at Midas for making my day. Was the blushing, stammering brunette who could not find her insurance. I don’t normally talk like a bumbling fool. 2839 MY LOVER STANDS ABOVE THE YOUNG men in town. All I want is to sit in his shade and savor his delicious love. I miss you ex-neighbor daddy. I forgot to give you something when you left. 2837 4/18, 8:45 A.M., STARBUCKS, WILLISTON: Tan 28-30 YO? male with knit cap, wavy, dark blonde hair, beautific eyes. Me: Brunette, fair skin, turquoise eyes. You got small Java and left in Black F150. Felt visceral connection. Want to meet?! 2836 4/15 MIGUEL’S: WE WERE AT OPPOSITE ends of bar. I was with two friends, drinking a frozen drink. Was that a wave when you were leaving? I may have missed it...give me a chance to wave back. 2835 BOXER DOG OUTSIDE WINE WORKS, 4/18. Your dog was in danger. If you don’t want him give him to me. 2834 4/11 OR 4/12: BLONDE PICKING UP SINK at Sondik on friend’s account. We talked briefly but should have been longer. Give me a call. 2833 PET FOOD WAREHOUSE, 4/18: CUTE girl with bandana said your dog’s name is Loki, too. Want to get together for a play date? 2830 PENNY CLUSE 4/16: I INSISTED THAT you go searching for the basement bathroom. I hope you were able to find it without being confronted by any territorial Penny-Clusians. 2829 I LIKE YOU A “LATTE.” I’M AT MUDDY’S all the time because the coffee’s not the only thing that’s hot! Give me 2 sugars next time if you’re sweet on me too. Hot Cup O’Joe. 2828 DEAR NEW GIRL, NOW YOU KNOW WHY, and how, I have loved him all these years. I love him still... 2826

PISCES PRINCESS OF PIG-FACES: YOU are beautiful, in more ways than you know. Someday everything will be perfect for you and you will realize that the words of others’ mean nothing compared to your own. 2857

4/17 MUDDY WATERS, 2:30. YOU: WINdow seat, basketball shorts, sneakers, reading Seven Days. Me: baseball hat, Cape Cod T-shirt. Think we met a while ago through mutual friend. You are SL? Wanna hang out? 2824

LAST NIGHT I DREAMT OF A GODDESS with pale green eyes. Sporting a revealing bikini, I rode an azure wave onto your shore. Is this a dream? Thank you for another great week! 525,600. 2856

SOUTH BURLINGTON UNICEL PHONE store, in March. You commented on my Pomeranians out in the car. My girlfriend later told me you sure were a keeper! Guess I’ve been spending too much time with the dogs. Let’s meet again and tell me all about you. 2823

NO DOUBT, DON’T SPEAK, ANYTHING from Jewel, Titanic, Sugarbush. It has been 8 years, I still think about you. Want to talk and do what we should have done 8 years ago? Discreetly? You still know my cell. 2747 4/12: I SPY THE ATTRACTIVE FEDEX GIRL delivering to the Chittenden Bank. I admit, I’m embarrassed that you busted me spying you...twice! Single? Coffee? 2743

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9-11 GIRL: YOU WERE WITH TWO friends at the screening of Loose Change. We both know homosexual architects caused the WTC towers to fall. The question is, do you want to talk about it? 2742 OUR DOGS MET AT THE STARR FARM DOG park 4/07. Yours: Vinnie, and mine: Henry. I was wearing a two-toned green coat. You were very sweet and friendly. How about a walk with me and Henry? 2735 YOU: TALL, STOIC, REDHEADED PHARMACY tech at Rite Aid in Essex. Me: Dreadlocked nursing student always going on about the Virgin Islands. Could I buy you a drink and hear what you have to say about life? 2734 PETER ROWAN CONCERT: YOU HAD A colorful patchwork hat and tan corduroy jacket on...I told you I liked your style and was drawn to you like a magnet...Can we connect to chat? 2731 TATTOOED CLEAVAGE, LONG PURPLE COAT, piercing blue eyes. I want to be I-spied, you said as you left City Market, 4/05, 4 p.m. No more wishing. I am the long-redhaired man who wants to have tea with you. 2681 EDEN OF THE VALLEY....YOU LEFT ME catching my breath at the P. pie 3/31. Your beauty floors me...please respond. 2678 ATTENTION: THE CHURCH OF BIRCH IS looking for its Goddess!! If anyone has seen her, please let us know. We have lost her and can’t seem to find her... 2671 I SPY THE BEAVER. A PBR AND JBR LOVER who is a master with the snow. Keep up the good work, my good friend! Don’t worry about your debt. As long as I can pull your finger, things will be OK! Keep on poopin’! 2666

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We’re growing and going! Opening office in Kuala Lumpur in 2006. Our headquarters is on Ferry Road in Charlotte, if you are professional, come join our team: • Salespeople Friendly, fun, phone personality • Buyers Organized, self-directed, dedicated • Receptionist Great phone voice, full or part-time • Warehouse Must be organized Email your resume and specific interests to: hr@basiceparts.com In business selling electronic parts since 1979. Fully Matching 401K, 2 weeks vacation. GROWING

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NursiNg rNs & LPNs If you’re tired of the typical hospital or medical office routine, join Prison Health Services in the exciting field of correctional health care at one of the following facilities: Chittenden Correctional Facility, South Burlington • RNs or LPNs. Eves, Mon-Fri • LPNs. Nights, 32 hours/week, with benefits. Per diem - all shifts Dale Correctional Facility, Waterbury • LPNs. FT, PT & Per diem - all shifts. Rates up to $21/hour! We offer great rates and benefits! Contact Katherine Baynes at 802-651-0501; fax: 802-651-9726; email: 229adm@asgr.com EEO/AA www.prisonhealth.com.

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DIRECTOR OF DEVELOPMENT Goddard College has an opening for a Director of Development. This position primarily involves working with Goddard College fundraising programs, activities and functions. Responsibilities will include assisting other appropriate college personnel in developing, implementing, and achieving new and existing College initiatives and strategic plans aligned with the goals of the College. The ideal candidate will possess a BA and will have five or more years experience as a Development Director with a proven track record of success in strategic management, identifying, soliciting, cultivating and obtaining gifts. S/he will have excellent communication skills, interpersonal skills, initiative, creativity and the ability to work independently. Must work effectively with members of the College in general fundraising, annual giving and capital campaigns as needed. Please submit a resume with cover letter to be received by May 22 to:

Cynthia Ormsby, Human Resources Office Goddard College, 123 Pitkin Road, Plainfield, VT 05667. Email: ormsbyc@goddard.edu. Goddard is committed to creating a college representative of a diverse global community and capable of creating change. We encourage qualified candidates from groups underrepresented in our institution to apply.

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LOAN OFFICER Exciting Opportunity! Community Capital of Vermont is expanding statewide and seeks qualified applicants for an additional Loan Officer. Community Capital is a nonprofit community lender offering flexible and affordable financing and technical assistance to micro and small business owners who do not yet qualify for traditional bank financing. The successful candidate must have a demonstrated dedication and commitment to excellence and performance, the ability to be independent and creative and the flexibility to work as part of a team. Must have familiarity with business and/or lending; excellent attention to detail and experience with financial and information management systems; good written and oral communication skills; working knowledge of Microsoft Office products; demonstrated sensitivity to the challenges faced by low-income individuals seeking to become economically self-sufficient; experience working with public grant programs, following regulations and filing reports. The position will be based in Berlin. Travel throughout the state may be expected using the Loan Officer’s insured personal vehicle. Some evening work may be required. Submit letter of inquiry and resume postmarked by May 12th to: Central Vermont Community Action Council, Inc. Human Resources, 195 US Route 302-Berlin, Barre, VT 05641 Equal Opportunity Employer hr@cvcac.org.

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TEACHING INTERVENTIONIST – INCLUSION PROGRAM

We are looking to hire a motivated Teaching Interventionist to provide one-toone programming within the public school setting for an elementary-age female student with developmental disabilities and significant emotional-behavioral challenges. Job responsibilities include academic instruction and planning, life skills instruction, peer milieu and community integration. Position requires individuals to be capable of managing verbally and physically aggressive behavior. Position requires comfort with assisting child with personal care needs. Position is full-time + full benefits, year-round starting July. Elementary or Special Ed. Teacher Certification required. Submit your resume and 3 references to: MauraS@howardcenter.org.

We’re expanding in Chittenden County!

Northfield Savings Bank is seeking to fill several full-time positions in Chittenden County; both a Teller and Head Teller are needed for our So. Burlington Office, along with a Teller position on Williston Road. Previous supervision experience preferred for Head Teller position.

FLOATING TELLER/CSR NEEDED FOR CENTRAL VERMONT A majority of the time will be spent providing coverage to branch teller lines, in addition some time will be spent serving as a back-up to our voice response unit. Candidate must have valid driver’s license and reliable transportation to travel among our Central Vermont offices.

RESIDENTIAL COUNSELOR ATWOOD, HC2-1, NON-EXEMPT, BARGAINING UNIT Two positions available. Join our long-term residential program working with 6-14-year-old children who are experiencing significant behavioral, emotional and psychiatric challenges. Duties include using a therapeutic relationship to model appropriate life skills, teach conflict resolution strategies, model healthy emotional regulation and assist in the daily living of the children in care. Part-time (19hrs/wk), varied hours may include weekends. Some college education required. Milieu experience preferred. Please send resume and 3 references to: Coleen Lillie, the Baird Center.

Cash handling, accuracy, and basic computer skills a must for all positions. Candidate should be friendly and enjoy assisting customers with their financial needs. Northfield Savings Bank’s fast-paced and professional work environment is supported by an outstanding reward system. We offer a competitive salary, sales incentive pay and profit sharing along with a generous benefits package including: group insurance programs, pension plan, 401(k), paid time-off and educational assistance.

THE BAIRD SCHOOL - MUSIC TEACHER Seeking 12 hr/week Music Teacher at Baird School, an intensive special education school serving students with emotional-behavioral challenges, grades 1-8.

Employment applications are available at any NSB office; or resumés may be forwarded to:

SPECIAL EDUCATION TEACHER Seeking full-time Special Educators and Regular Educators at Baird School for the 2006-07 school year. The Baird School is an intensive special education school serving students with emotional-behavioral challenges, grades 1-8. Team teach a self-contained class of 8-9 students. Qualified candidates will be skilled in the areas of classroom management, adapted instruction, therapeutic intervention, and collaboration. Competitive salary and full benefits. Vermont teaching license, or comparable training and experience.

Northfield Savings Bank Human Resources Department P.O. Box 347 Northfield, VT 05663 Fax: 802-485-5330 Email: kimC@nsbvt.com EOE

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PROGRAM INTERVENTIONIST Provide 1:1 support to children who are experiencing severe emotional and behavioral challenges. These therapeutic services focus on assisting children in developing adaptive skills necessary to remain in their home, school, and community settings. Applicants must possess good therapeutic and rapport building skills, be a team-oriented participant, and be a positive advocate for the children and families they serve. BA req. Valid VT driver’s license, and auto insurance req. 37.5 hours/week; afternoons and evenings. Extensive training, benefits. Submit resume to: Aimee Upchurch, The Baird Center.

Since 1977, Burton Snowboards has been driven to create the best snowboarding equipment in the world. We believe in a strong work ethic and are committed to working as a team to achieve our goals and can truly say this is appreciated by everyone in the company.

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We are searching for an experienced Accountant to join our team! This position will be responsible for monthly general ledger account reconciliation and preparation of general journal entries. Responsibilities will also include assisting the accounting team in month-end closing procedures and financial statement preparation and analysis.

Seeking energetic and talented individuals for program counselors in therapeutic summer program serving children 8-12 years in age. Responsibilities include direct care and intervention individually and in small groups with children experiencing emotional and behavioral challenges. Candidates will be expected to participate in all adventure-based activities and to exhibit initiative, creativity, and strong communication skills.

The position requires a Bachelor’s degree in Accounting with a minimum of two to five years accounting experience. Strong computer skills including a working knowledge of Excel are also required. Experience Need to excellent placeanalytical an ad? with SAP or Hyperion Enterprise software is a plus. The ideal candidate will have and problem-solving skills and demonstrate the ability to manage and attain deadlines.

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Retail Sales Associate - Essex/Willison, VT Career opportunity for a professional with excellent communication and customer service skills and a desire to sell in a fast-paced, technology focused environment. Prior sales or customer service experience required. Computer skills and the ability to work evenings and weekends required. Unlimited income potential and continuous training.

Purchasing Specialist – Colchester, VT Purchasing of cellular telephones, equipment and accessories within required lead times, cost, and quality considerations. The successful candidate must be organized, have strong administrative and interpersonal communication skills, be able to problem solve and perform under pressure. Computer skills and experience with negotiating are required. Please send resume with cover letter indicating which position you are applying for to: Human Resources 6 Telecom Drive Bangor, ME 04401 fax: (207) 973-3427 email: stephaniemc@unicel.com www.Unicel.com EOE

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HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES COMMUNITY SUPPORT CLINICIANS NEEDED We have a number of case management positions available. These positions are similar in that they are all full-time (37.5 hours per week usually Monday thru Friday). They all involve serving persons with psychiatric disabilities with much of the client contact occurring in the community. We are interested in hiring client-centered, enthusiastic clinicians with a good sense of humor. Bachelor’s or Master’s Degree in related field required. Experience with persons with mental illnesses and substance abuse preferred. Supervision toward mental health licensure provided. 2 Community Support Clinicians are needed for our general population of adults with psychiatric disabilities. These multidisciplinary teams work out of the 300 Flynn Ave. office. 1 Intensive Case Management Support Clinician is needed to work with young adults and other cases as needed. Must be flexible! Also works out of 300 Flynn office. 1 Community Outreach Clinician is needed to work as part of the Homeless Health Project clinical team. This position works out of the Safe Harbor Clinic at 182 S. Winooski Ave. All positions are now vacant and are the same pay-grade. Each requires a valid driver’s license, good driving record and safe, insured vehicle. These are not entry-level positions. Please, send a resume’ and cover letter to:

Paul Landerl, 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401. We accept email applications and letters: paull@howardcenter.org. Your application will be distributed to the supervisor of the position in which you have an interest. We will be hiring as soon as qualified candidates are available. www.howardcenter.org Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

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We have several career opportunities, and one may be designed especially for you. Complete the following form and mail as soon as possible. If you are an experienced auto technician, you may be contacted for a personal interview. 1. Desired annual earnings $__________________ 2. List the four benefits most important to you: 1. ___________________________ 2. ___________________________ 3. ___________________________ 4. ___________________________ 3. Type of pay plan desired r Flat Rate r Hourly/Salary r Percentage r Teams 4. I have been a mechanic/technician for ____ years 5. I have actual hands-on experience in the following areas: r Auto. transmission r Major engine repair r Electrical r Manual transmission r Wheel alignment r Major engine diagnostic r Air conditioning r Brakes r Fuel injection 6. If you have any certifications, please list them below ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ Name: ________________________________________ Phone #: ______________________________________ Mail to: Seven Days Employment PO Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402

DEVELOPMENT COORDINATOR Seeking a creative and detail-oriented individual to research, write and monitor grants, develop, edit, and produce agency newsletter and other publications, monitor budget and donor database, while seeking cost-effective means to sustain hunger-relief services while providing development support. Bachelor’s degree, plus 2-4 years experience and strong computer skills required. Grant writing and PageMaker experience a plus. 30 hours per week with excellent benefits. Letter of interest, resume, and 3 references to: Attn: WANDA HINES, Director Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf 228 N. Winooski Ave. Burlington VT 05401 by May 14, 2006. www.cvoeo.org

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Executive Director or Job-Sharing Co-Directors Otter Creek Child Center, Inc., a nonprofit NAEYC accredited childcare center in Middlebury, seeks a new Executive Director or job-sharing Co-Directors.

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Otter Creek serves 43 children enrolled daily between the ages of 3 months and 6 years, an average of 60 families per year. We have eight full-time teachers and an office manager.

Work as part of exciting teams supporting people with developmental disabilities. Great way to get started in human service work!

This is an exciting opportunity to join a well-established and respected center with dedicated teachers, a supportive community and an active Board of Directors. We seek an enthusiastic leader with a demonstrated commitment to play-based emergent curriculum and the ability to support and mentor our staff as they help every child succeed.

Contact Julie Corrigan at 802-860-3574 or email JulieC@HowardCenter.org.

This position will be available at the end of May. We offer a competitive salary, $2000 towards our Section 125 plan, paid time off and extra funding for ongoing training. To apply, please send a cover letter, resume and three references to:

Search Committee, Otter Creek Child Center 150 Weybridge Street, Middlebury, VT 05753.

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Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401

Arts Education Program Manager

The Burlington Children’s Space is seeking an Assistant Director. We are a NAEYC accredited, nonprofit early education center in the Old North End. The AD is responsible for the hiring and direct supervision of all teaching and supplemental staff, and maintaining the daily operations of the center. The position is supervised by the Executive Director. The right candidate will have, first and foremost, great love and respect for children and a strong commitment to diversity. In addition, at least a 4-year degree in Early Childhood Education or related field, and strong staff supervisory experience are required. Candidate must have excellent communication skills, and proven ability to prioritize and manage multiple projects. Understanding of nonprofit issues and administration and area resources for low-income families helpful. Position is full-time, full-year. Occasional early morning, evening, or weekend work may be required. Excellent benefits. Salary is commensurate with education and experience and established by Board of Directors. Please respond with cover letter, resume, and references to:

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needed for the Vermont Arts Council, a statewide private nonprofit, to promote high quality arts education. Develops, manages, and coordinates the Council’s grants and services in arts education. Serves as the key contact with state and local partnering organizations, which requires keeping current with issues facing the field and finding creative ways to help schools and arts service organizations to address them. Requires relevant Bachelor’s degree and 3 years experience, excellent teamwork skills, ability to manage multiple priorities, knowledge of current issues in arts education, good oral and written communications skills, and a strong desire and ability to make best use of technology to enhance effectiveness. Please review full job description and requirements, and get copy of job application form at www.vermontartscouncil.org or request from jpelletier@vermontartscoun cil.org. Apply by May 23 to: Vermont Arts Council, 136 State Street, Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6001, with letter of interest, job application form and resume, 3 writing samples and list of 3 professional references. Estimated hire date June 15, estimated start date July 17.

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Fletcher Allen is currently seeking motivated leaders to join our Environmental Services team.

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COORDINATOR OF ENVIRONMENTAL SERVICES TRAINING & DEVELOPMENT The Coordinator of Environmental Services Training & Development is responsible for supporting the department through the design and presentation of training and orientation programs for both front-line and management employees, as well as assuring that the department meets all regulatory rules and guidelines. Successful candidates will possess an Associate’s Degree with significant knowledge of presentation development and adult learning styles, as well as experience in institutional cleaning or facilities management.

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We are looking for a highly motivated individual who is sensitive to the needs of low-income households, elderly and disabled individuals. The candidate must have strong interpersonal skills and be able to work independently as well as part of a team.

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An Associate’s degree in business, public administration, or other related fields or previous experience in the administration of assisted housing programs is desired. BHA offers a competitive salary, commensurate with qualifications and experience, as well as an excellent benefit package. Applications will be accepted until position is filled. Please submit letter of interest detailing salary requirements and resume to:

Claudia Donovan Director of Rental Assistance Programs Burlington Housing Authority 65 Main Street Burlington, VT 05401

The Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce (LCRCC) is currently seeking a full-time Director of IT and Operations. The position will be responsible for managing the LCRCC MS Windows Terminal Services Network including an MS Windows application server, an MS Windows 2003 Small Business Outlook Exchange server, anti-spam server, 20 Pcs and several remote users. The position will also be responsible for the conversion and installation of a new industry-specific database, as well as the day-to-day assistance of 20 staff on technology issues, software applications, and database/reporting needs including website changes and development. Ideal candidate will have both a technical background and customer service skills as well as experience with conversions and installations of database systems. Send resume and cover letter with salary requirements to:

Michelle Little, LCRCC 60 Main Street, Burlington, VT 05401

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DEPUTY DIRECTOR Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity CVOEO, the Community Action Agency for the Champlain Valley, seeks a talented, motivated administrator to assist the Executive Director in running the largest non-profit human services/anti-poverty agency in Vermont. CVOEO has over 140 employees and an annual budget of over $11 million. The position features a strong focus on human resources and facilities management. Social services or non-profit management experience, and a strong commitment to social justice, will be important for any successful candidate. Ability to work as part of a team, and flexibility to support a wide variety programs and managers, a must. Excellent written and verbal communication skills essential. Computer/IT experience a plus. Required: Bachelor’s degree in human services, administration or other related field, plus 2-4 years of related experience, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable skills are acquired. Competitive salary and excellent benefits. Equal Opportunity Employer. Send resume, cover letter, salary requirements by May 9, 2006 to:

Search Committee c/o Tim Searles, Executive Director CVOEO, P.O. Box 1603, Burlington, VT 05402-1603. www.cvoeo.org

CO-DIRECTOR OF FINANCE & IT ADMINISTRATOR The Burlington Housing Authority is seeking a dynamic, self-motivated individual to join its Finance and Administration Department as Co-Director of Finance & Information Technology Administrator. The Department provides fiscal management, accounting and administrative support for BHA’s housing and resident service programs, with an annual budget of over $19 million. The ideal candidate will have a college degree in accounting and at least four years of relevant experience, including supervisory and Information Technology management experience. HUD, Governmental or Non-Profit accounting experience is a plus. BHA offers a competitive salary, commensurate with qualifications and experience, as well as an excellent benefit package. Applications will be accepted until the position is filled. Send your resume with a cover letter detailing salary requirements and pertinent information regarding your qualifications and interest to:

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RESIDENTIAL INSTRUCTORS We are seeking Residential Instructors (RI) to be responsible for the supervision of the dorms,for adolescents with languagebased learning disabilities and for the one-on-one instructions and guidance related to the skills needed for lifelong success. Ideal candidates should be knowledgeable in areas of learning disabilities, adolescent development, behavioral management techniques and have extra-curricular interests to share with the students. Residential Instructor positions include an on-campus apartment. The position and training begins on August 16, 2006. Please submit letter of interest and resume to:

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Interim Respite Home Provider CVS is looking for an individual or couple to provide both scheduled and occasional emergent care to individuals with disabilities in their home. The ideal applicant will have a background in this field and at least one, preferably two available bedrooms. Compensation, training, handicap alterations to the home, and ongoing supervision is provided. For more information, please contact Randy Sightler at extension 117, rsightler@cvsvt.org.

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Topnotch Resort and Spa, Vermont’s only Preferred Hotel and Resort, has immediate openings for the following positions:

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Champlain Vocational Services is seeking a dedicated individual to provide companionship and oversight to an energetic woman in her South Burlington home. The ideal candidate will support this woman in maintaining her independence.

Topnotch offers competitive wages, duty meals, health and life insurance options, health-club access, and tuition reimbursement.

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EMPLOYMENT VT Democratic Party Campaign 2006

http://www.vtdemocrats.org/jobs Although this position is temporary, it is an exciting opportunity to work with several major campaigns. You’ll work in a fast-paced campaign environment with a talented staff in our Burlington headquarters.

Technology Coordinator

You will work with the Technology Director to manage and analyze data used for voter targeting (a key area of modern campaigns), and interface with candidates and staff that use data for their campaigns.

Call Tanya at: 866-583-0331 or email tgriffith@ciee.org

Qualifications •College graduate with experienced in data analysis and basic computer programming concepts •MS Access and VBA experience is ideal, but skill in any common programming language is satisfactory •Strongly committed to electing Democrats Compensation and Duration June 1 (flexible) to Nov 15. Full health coverage with a salary of $2000-$2500/month, based on experience.

DR Power Equipment, worldwide marketer of the DR® and NEUTON® brands of outdoor power equipment, is seeking a Marketing Analyst to join our growing marketing team. The ideal candidate is resourceful, creative, and comfortable defining, developing and implementing reporting tools; has effective communication skills resulting in succinct presentation; has strong spreadsheet and database skills; and understands business projection and analysis techniques. If you are familiar with geographic analytical tools, have experience in the direct marketing industry, or have been involved in providing analysis for selecting retail locations, then we eagerly await your resume. Please send, email or fax your resume and letter of interest to: ®

DR® POWER EQUIPMENT PO Box 240, HR Dept. SD337, Vergennes, VT 05491 Fax 802-877-1229 • Job Hotline 802-877-1235 jobs@DRpower.com

2PM - 10PM, 10PM - 6AM Shelburne Plastics, a well established South Burlington manufacturer of plastic bottles and containers, has openings on all three shifts. If you are looking for steady work and a good benefit package, look no further. Starting pay is based on experience with performance reviews and possible salary adjustments every three months during your first year. You must be safety conscious and have the ability to operate one or more production machines as directed. You will visually inspect, package and load bottles in the warehouse or on trucks. You will be responsible for keeping machines and the work area clean. If you are inexperienced, we will train you. If you have mechanical abilities, you might progress to a mechanical technician position. You must be willing to work a six-day week. Work is repetitive and machine paced. You must be capable of lifting 50 lbs. and standing for long periods of time. Interviews will be held every day from 9am to 11am at our 8 Harbor View Road location (Harbor View Road is off Shelburne Road, just past the Holiday Inn and Howard Johnson’s). Come on over and meet with us! EOE

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Gain skills in park management, disaster relief and emergency management, youth leadership, facilitation, national service, and environmental education.

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ADVANCED CONCERT TICKET SALES Nationwide Fundraising Company is seeking Salespeople to staff our South Burlington, VT Office.

• We guarantee: 40 hours a week • M-F 12-9 pm, no weekends, set schedule • $440 per week after training plus bonus program • Top producers making $650-$800 a week • Dental, Vision, 401K • No experience necessary, just a desire to win. • 6-month management program Looking for highly motivated, career-oriented people with excellent communication skills.

For interview call: 802-652-9629. If leaving message, only enthusiastic people will be called.

DR® Power Equipment is an Equal Opportunity Employer. DR® Power Equipment is a division of Country Home Products, Inc.

The Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Vermont Adult Learning, a private, nonprofit and statewide provider of adult education and life skills programs, seeks a customer service-oriented administrative assistant who will meet/greet students, answer phones, manage data collection, data entry, and student files; coordinate GED testing services; and provide IT and clerical assistance/support to 20 staff members. Qualifications: High school credential required/Associate’s degree preferred with 2 years relevant experience. Exceptionally strong computer experience required. Must work one Saturday per month. This is a full-time position offering competitive compensation and excellent benefits. Please send a letter of interest and resume by May 8th to:

Search Committee, Vermont Adult Learning 462 Hegeman Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446 www.vtadultlearning.org A copy of the job description may be requested by contacting: ldowley@vtadultlearning.org. EOE.

Join an energetic, results-oriented statewide organization building sustainable solutions to hunger.

ANTI-HUNGER ORGANIZER AND POLICY SPECIALIST – FT Seeking collaborative, critical thinker to join our experienced program team in a new community anti-hunger initiative. Provide technical assistance, community education, and advocacy for federal nutrition programs. Ability to analyze policies, regulations and data. BA and 3+ years experience in health, human services, education, policy or advocacy. Resume and cover letter by May 22.

DEVELOPMENT ASSISTANT – FT/PT Seeking lead grant writer to join our development team. Responsible for federal, state, corporate, and foundation funding research and grant proposal writing. Assist with special events, member relations, publications, etc. Previous development / fundraising experience required. Resume and cover letter by May 15.

Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger 180 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 Belliott@vtnohunger.org

SouS Chef We are seeking an experienced Sous Chef for our Cliff House restaurant to handle a high volume of lunches and specialty dinners throughout the summer and fall. The menu features contemporary New England cuisine and the newly renovated space is a showpiece of the resort. This is a seasonal position, beginning in early June and ending in October, with possibilities for continued employment in our winter season. Three to five years’ prior experience in a high volume environment required. Our company values are built around awareness, attitude and accountability. We are looking for enthusiastic team players to join us in providing our guests with a superior recreational experience and an attitude of constant improvement and excellence. Great seasonal benefits! Stowe Mountain Resort is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Television Production Camera/videotape operator needed for high-quality Live News broadcasts. Must be reliable, team and detail oriented. Experience preferred. Part-time position including weekend evening shift. Send resume to:

Full-time temporary May thru August. Lawn and garden care, interior and exterior painting and basic building maintenance M-F, 8 am to 4:30 pm. Meal provided. 18+. Off Mt. Philo Rd., Shelburne.

Call 985-2472 or stop by for job description and application.

jobs@wcax.com or mail to: PRODUCTION, WCAX-TV P.O. Box 4508, Burlington, VT 05406.

Part-time Dish/Prep, Dinner Shift Clean, dependable, and professional. Good pay. Call Chef Jon or Dale 802-434-3148 or stop by Toscano Café/Bistro, Richmond.

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ARCHITECTURAL WOODWORKER/CABINETMAKER Diversified high-end shop with low turnover and a stable workload is seeking highly skilled, motivated professional for a full-time/longterm cabinetmaker position. CAD experience a definite plus. Excellent benefits/401K, competitive wages and opportunity for growth. www.starkmountain.com. Send resume to:

359 South St. New Haven, VT 05472 Fax: 802-453-5429 or email: skimmer@starkmountain.com.

RESTAURANT/BANQUET OPENINGS • Hostess • On-call Banquet Servers • On-call Banquet Set-up • Server • Part-time Assistant Banquet Captain

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We are seeking dependable, guest-oriented candidates for our restaurant and conference center. Hospitality experience is a plus.

The Windjammer Hospitality Group 1076 Williston Road, South Burlington, VT 05403

Email: selena@windjammergroup.com Fax: 802-651-0640

Education Programs Coordinator

Legal Secretary/Assistant

Association of Vermont Recyclers: non-profit for waste reduction and environmental health. AVR seeks a dynamic, organized person to manage education, school recycling and composting and annual youth summit. Ideal candidate has passion for empowering all ages and talent in program oversight, curriculum development, visioning, event organizing, marketing/ sales, budgets; plus, knowledge of sustainable living; computer savvy; strong interpersonal, verbal and written communication; min. B.A./B.S in Community Development, Education, Environmental Studies, or related field. FTE position $31,000. Hiring now.

Karin McNeill, AVR P.O. Box 428 Plainfield, VT 05667

“Made by Bosch” stands for first-class quality from a global player. Bosch Buderus Thermotechnology (BBT) North America, the manufacturer of Bosch tankelss water heaters, is recruiting for the following position at its Waitsfield, Vermont facility:

Customer Interaction Associate

This position provides phone-based product and sales support to our customers and end users. Working in a fast-paced, call center environment, you will be part of a strong team providing world-class customer support. We are seeking candidates with excellent skills and proven experience in phone support, customer service, documentation, interpersonal communications and computer skills.

*Controlled Energy Corporation was acquired by the Bosch Group and will continue to grow and expand in its Waitsfield and Williston, Vermont locations.

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Prevent Child Abuse Vermont seeks a full-time Shaken Baby Syndrome Prevention Manager/Trainer for 6 north/ central Vermont counties. We’re looking for an experienced trainer with excellent oral/written communication skills; ability to work well with parents, health and human services providers and educators. Excellent organizational and computer skills a must. Reliable transportation required. RN preferred. Position is based in Montpelier. Send cover letter, resume and 3 references to:

SEARCH • PO Box 829 Montpelier, VT 05601-0829

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The ideal candidate will either have a Vermont paralegal degree or secretarial experience. Excellent computer and organizational skills. Competitive salary and excellent benefits package. Please send your resume to:

Vicki M. Gilwee, Office Manager, McNeil, Leddy & Sheahan 271 South Union Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or via email to: vgilwee@mcneilvt.com. No phone calls, please.

Shaken Baby Syndrome Prevention Manager/Trainer

Don’t miss the boat!

Hospitality or Restaurant Experience a Must

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A great job for an entry-level paralegal or for an experienced legal secretary. Medium-sized Burlington law firm with a friendly and fun work environment is seeking a full-time Legal Secretary/Assistant.

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The largest Herman Miller dealership, a leading resource in the contract office furniture industry, is seeking dynamic sales professional to join our team in Burlington, VT. Candidate will possess a college degree, strong interpersonal & time-management skills, computer proficiency, enthusiasm & the ability to work in a fast-paced environment — office furniture experience preferred. We offer a competitive comp & benefits package, an exceptional work environment & potential for career growth. Please send your resume via email to:

cciotti@cop-inc.com or fax 617-261-4944. No phone calls, please. EEO.

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EMPLOYMENT

ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS Edmunds Elementary SVD9585 Site Coord, Burl. After-School

CHITTENDEN EAST SU

SVD9600 (Antic) Special Svcs Coord

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU

Albert D. Lawton Intermediate School SVD9099 Asst Principal SVD9098 Principal

FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU

SVD9209 Coord of Employ, Trans & Related Stu

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU

SVD9195 Dir of Student Svcs Champlain Valley Union HS SVD9539 Community Learning Coord

TEACHING & STAFF POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS

SVD9082 Asst, Burl. After-school SVD8987 Bus Aide, Sub SVD9716 Driver SVD9025 School Psychologist SVD9023 Speech/Lang Path SVD9024 Speech/Lang Path SVD9425 Subs, Elem & Middle Level Burlington High School SVD9081 JV Cross Country Coach SVD9162 Para, Health Asst, 0.4 FTE Edmunds Elementary SVD9588 Para-educator Edmunds Middle School SVD9378 Soccer Coach(es), Girls A & B SVD9377 Student Assistance Prog Couns Hunt Middle School SVD9019 Intens Spec Needs Tchr, 0.5 FTE SVD8799 Music Teacher, 06/07 SVD9020 Special Ed Tchr, 0.2 FTE SVD8626 Track and Field Coach J.J. Flynn Elementary SVD9236 Nurse, 0.8 FTE ONTOP SVD9058 Para-educator Ira Allen Building SVD9385 Para-educator, Sumr School

COLCHESTER SCHOOL DISTRICT

Bridport Elementary School SVD9594 Teacher for Upper Elem Classroom Cornwall Elementary School SVD9664 Choral Music Teacher 0.10 FTE SVD9701 Literacy Teacher 0.40 FTE Mary Hogan School SVD9176 Class Tchr (grade TBD) SVD9178 Class Tchr or Special Educator SVD9179 Guidance Counselor SVD9618 Special Ed SVD9177 Special Ed/Learning Spec Weybridge Elementary School SVD9543 Speech/Lang Path Position K-6 Hannaford Regional Tech. School Dist SVD9545 Information Technology Coord

SVD9583 Special Educator Case Mgr SVD8726 Student Assist Couns/Prevent Coord Thomas Fleming Elementary School SVD9592 Art Teacher Hiawatha Elementary School SVD9586 Art Teacher Westford Elementary School SVD9497 Music Teacher Ctr for Technology, Essex SVD9153 Bus Driver (Sub) SVD8586 Computer Systems Tech Class Tching Asst SVD9495 Student Support & Instr Svcs Asst Early Essential Ed SVD9590 Interventionist

ADDISON NORTHEAST SU

SVD9208 School Psychologist SVD9210 Technology Coord Berkshire Elementary School SVD9691 Librarian/Technology SVD9695 Phys Ed Teacher SVD9693 Special Ed Teacher Bakersfield Elementary School SVD9692 Special Ed Teacher Enosburg Falls Middle/High School SVD9207 MS Reading Teacher SVD9285 Special Ed Para-educators Cold Hollow Career Ctr SVD9280 Allied Health Teacher SVD9279 Construction Trades Teacher Richford Elementary School SVD9284 Special Ed Para-educator Richford Jr-Sr High School SVD9294 English Teacher SVD9292 Math Teacher SVD9697 Science Teacher SVD9696 Special Ed Teacher Montgomery Elementary School SVD9282 MS Social Studies Teacher

SVD2980 Sub Teachers and Assts Mt. Abraham Union High School SVD9426 School Nurse LT Sub SVD9682 Special Educator (7-9) SVD9022 Special Educator Bristol Elementary School SVD9685 Speech/Lang Path – LT Sub Monkton Central School SVD9731 Grade 1-2 Teacher Robinson Elementary SVD9512 Grade 3-4 (Antic) .50

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU

Fairfield Ctr School SVD9568 Lang Arts Grade 7/8 SVD8680 Teacher of the Deaf St. Albans City School SVD9752 Speech/Lang Path 0.6 FTE SVD9515 Third Grade Teacher SVD9753 MS Reading Teacher/Coach SVD9517 Reading Recov, Title I Tchr SVD9514 School Nurse/Assoc. LTS 8/06-4/07 SVD9516 Special Educator (Elem Level) St. Albans Town School SVD9632 Special Educator (Antic) B.F.A. St. Albans SVD9431 English Tchr(LTS - 1st Trimester) SVD8944 IT Technician SVD8813 Para-Educators SVD9103 Physics/Chemistry Teacher SVD9180 Secretary - Guid Dept (Full Yr) SVD9799 Special Ed Tchr - Learning Ctr & CIP SVD9537 LT Sub - Early Child Sp. Ed SVD9526 Open Doors Public Relations Spec SVD9536 Speech/Lang Path - Early Child SVD6738 Sub Tchr - Early Child Progs SVD9538 Sumr Early Childhood Progs Tchr

SVD9658 Autism Specialist Colchester Middle School SVD9627 (Antic) Technology Asst SVD9628 Computer Lab Monitor SVD8856 Music Teacher SVD9269 Reading Spec/Tchr SVD9267 Reading Spec/Tchr 60% FTE Colchester High School SVD9624 Business Ed Tchr 40% FTE SVD8953 French Tchr .80 FTE 1 Yr Only SVD8369 Head Cook SVD9626 Mathematics Teacher SVD9625 Music (Choral) Tchr 40% FTE SVD8951 Special Ed Teacher SVD8903 Special Ed Teacher - Alt Prog Malletts Bay School SVD8855 Music Teacher

Riverside Middle School SVD9686 Special Ed Teacher Park Street School SVD9420 Elem Music Teacher River Valley Technical Ctr SVD7681 Adult Ed Instructors SVD9379 Manufacturing Instructor 0.5

SOUTH BURLINGTON SD

CHITTENDEN EAST SU

SVD5603 Sub Food Svcs Workers SVD9579 Sumr Speech/Lang Path SVD9578 Sumr Speech/Lang Path South Burlington High School SVD9398 Snack Bar Server 06/07 Sch Yr F H Tuttle Middle School SVD9397 Central Production Cook 06/07 Sch Yr SVD9401 Library Asst 2006-2007 School Yr SVD9576 Para-educator Level I SVD9573 Sumr Para-educators - Level I SVD9396 Sumr Teachers MS/HS Chamberlin School SVD8960 Para-educator Level I SVD9575 Sumr Para-educator, Level I EEE SVD9574 Sumr Para-educators, Level 1 SVD9395 Sumr Teachers Elem School Orchard School SVD9394 Para-educator Level I SVD9577 School Nurse, 0.40 FTE 06/07 Sch Yr

ADDISON CENTRAL SU

SVD9808 Computer Tech SVD9544 Speech/Lang Path Position Middlebury High School SVD9809 Admin Asst to the Principal

FRANKLIN WEST SU

Bellows Free Academy Fairfax SVD9800 High School Math Teacher SVD9510 LT Sub Behavioral Spec 06/07 SVD4782 Sub Teacher Fletcher Elementary SVD9797 Music Tchr, 0.2 FTE (1 Day/Week)

SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL DISTRICT

Brewster Pierce Memorial School SVD9558 Elem Librarian 0.6 FTE SVD9272 PT Elem Music Teacher SVD9559 Pre-School/Early Child Tchr Browns River Middle School SVD9681 Math Tchr w/ English or Soc Studies Mt. Mansfield Union High School SVD9104 (Antic) Learning Lab Tutor Underhill Central Elementary SVD9093 LT Sub Elem. Phys Ed SVD9496 Reading/Math Res Tchr 0.6 FTE SVD9265 Special Educator LT Sub Underhill ID Elementary SVD9767 Art Teacher 0.3 FTE SVD9688 Elem Foreign Lang Tchr 0.90 FTE SVD9761 Grade 5/6 MS Teacher SVD9092 Technology Integration Spec SVD9091 Technology Support Spec

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU SVD5360 Sub Positions Essex High School SVD9622 Custodian SVD8710 Driver Ed Teacher SVD9623 Latin Teacher (LT Sub) SVD9589 School Guidance Couns SVD9584 Spanish Teacher

FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU

Williston School District SVD9501 Case Mgr/Integration Spec 0.6 FTE SVD9513 Middle Level Math Tchr SVD8908 Para-educators Hinesburg Community School SVD9076 Enrichment Teacher SVD9582 Mid Level 7/8 Math & Science SVD9078 Plan Rm Super/Behav Spec SVD9077 Special Ed Tchr - 0.50 FTE Charlotte Central School SVD8983 Consult Tchr - (Antic) 0.60 FTE SVD9522 Third Grade Tchr SVD9523 Fifth Grade Tchr SVD8990 Integration Specialist SVD8993 Night Custodian SVD8995 Para-educators SVD8991 Speech/Lang Path Shelburne Community School SVD9689 Alpha Team Mid Level Tchr, Gr 6-8 SVD9549 One-On-One Paraprofessional SVD9529 Paraprofessional SVD9550 Team Para-educator Champlain Valley Union High School SVD9547 Driver Ed SVD9423 Foreign Lang - Latin (1/2 time) SVD8671 Special Ed SVD8826 Speech/Lang Path-Case Mgr RUTLAND CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS SVD8576 Para-educator SVD9475 Registered Occupat Therapist SVD9777 School Psychologist Northwest Primary SVD9519 Kinder-Gr 1 Looping Position Rutland Intermediate School SVD9520 Grade 3 Teacher SVD9521 Grade 5 Teacher SVD9300 Technology Integr Spec Rutland Middle School SVD9673 Guidance Counselor SVD9789 Social Studies Teacher SVD9297 Spanish Teacher SVD9296 Special Educator Rutland High School SVD8777 Driver Ed SVD8771 Guidance Counselor SVD8773 Mathematics SVD9160 Psychology SVD9161 Social Studies Stafford Technical Ctr SVD9694 Occupat Family-Cons Sciences Instr Rutland Middle/High School SVD8574 Speech/Lang Path Northeast Primary/Northwest Primary SVD9672 Speech/Lang Path.

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EMPLOYMENT MUSEUM DIRECTOR to manage a small museum in Morrisville. Duties will include: opening to public, facilitating programs and exhibits, supervising volunteers, and housekeeping. Curatorial and computer skills desirable. Part-time up to 30 hours per week, May to October, flexible. Send letter and resume by May 18 to:

Morristown Historical Society P.O. Box 1299, Morrisville, VT 05661 or by email to dunri49@yahoo.com.

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The in Williston is looking for a responsible and dependable DISHWASHER for well-paid, long-term position.

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Now hiring pizza delivery drivers. Easy, flexible hours. Work lunch shift 11 am-1:30 pm or dinner shifts 4-10, 5-10 pm. No side work. Must have own car. Average pay is $10-$20 an hour. Part-time available.

WAREHOUSE POSITIONS Peregrine Outfitters, an outdoor equipment and accessory distributor currently has positions available in the warehouse. The positions offer flexible work schedules, purchase of outdoors products at cost and a team-motivated environment. Please apply in person, M-F, 9am - 6pm at:

25 Omega Drive Williston, VT

Now hiring for the following:

Pizza Cooks & Line Cooks 4 Carmichael St., Essex Center www.MimmosItalian.com

Data entry We’re getting ready for a hot summer. . . Are you hot too? The kitchen is needing line cooks with Mediterranean/Latin/ American-style skills on a fast-paced line with plenty of support and management to help you along. Call Connie, only if you have at least 5 years experience, are creative and able to maintain a clean, efficient workspace, have pride in your skills and can provide past work references. Phone: (802) 524-1405, fax: (802) 527-2325 email: chow@chowbella.us

PUBLIC RELATIONS SPECIALIST Begins Immediately

A dynamic team player needed to plan and administer all annual fundraising and promotional activities for the FCSU middle school’s after school and summer program. Familiarity with Open Doors and the St. Albans community preferred. Experience with fundraising, annual campaign management, public relations and/or related degree necessary. 20 hours per week. Apply online at:

http://www.sover.net/~fcsu/fcsuinfo.htm or call Cathy at: (802)-524-2600 for more information.

ORC Macro, a survey research firm, is accepting applications now for temporary, full-time, DATA ENTRY positions. The work primarily consists of entering fisheries research (numeric data) into a database. Keyboarding experience and high school diploma required. Previous data entry experience preferred. Positions will start in May and end this fall. $8.00/hour to start. Reply with resume to: jobvt@burlington.orcmacro.com or email to: ORC Macro, Attn: NOAA Data Entry 126 College St., Burlington, VT 05401. EOE M/F/D/V

Paralegal Half-time paralegal position available in the Office of the Juvenile Defender. Driver’s license and flexible schedule required. Extensive statewide travel. $14.27/hour with benefits. Must be able to work independently and as part of a team. Knowledge of Vermont family and juvenile law desirable. Legal training preferred. Send cover letter and resume by Friday, May 5th to:

Mary Deaett Office of the Defender General 14-16 Baldwin Street Montpelier, VT 05633-3301 or email to: mdeaett@defgen.state.vt.us

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Call 802-863-8646 or email: 863togo@adelphia.net.

Bread Baker To learn our entire process of great bread production. Flexible schedule, starting at midnight. Punctuality an asset.

HELP WANTED: Housekeepers and Dishwashers.

For an interview, call 802-865-3440 and leave a message.

The North Hero House Inn & Restaurant

Stewart’s Bakery

372-4732

CARING PEOPLE NEEDED We are looking for friendly, cheerful and dependable people to assist seniors in their homes. Non-medical companionship, meal preparation, light housekeeping, errands and other homemaker activities. No heavy lifting. We have flexible, part-time, day, evening, weekend and overnight shifts available in Chittenden, Addison, Lamoille and Franklin Counties.

CALL: (802) 860-8205

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SALES PROFESSIONAL We have an immediate opportunity for a Business-toBusiness sales professional. Candidates should be energetic, organized and self-motivated. Strong communication skills are a must, including ability to make cold calls. Compensation based on experience. Benefits. Full-time preferred, part-time considered. If interested, please mail, fax or email your resume with cover letter to:

Also hiring PT order taker MondayFriday 11 am-1:30 pm. $9 hour.

Stop by and meet our team at:

Accountant AdministrAtive AssistAnt Financial planning firm in Colchester is looking for an organized and detail-oriented person to help with daily management of a growing branch. Work includes administrative, client contact and marketing. Good computer, written and verbal skills needed. 9:30am - 6pm, Monday - Friday. $1012/hr. Please email resume & cover letter by Wednesday, May 10 to:

rachell.d.hergenrother@ampf.com or fax to 383-1700. For questions please call 654-8800, ext. 10.

Temporary position in the Office of the Defender General. Duties include accounts payable, internal auditing, monthly reconciliations, and maintaining vendors and records. Must be able to maintain professionalism and be a team player. Preferred qualifications: BA, major in accounting or business administration, and at least two years experience. Knowledge of Vision financial software desirable. Knowledge of the criminal justice system helpful. Starting pay: $15.02/hr. Flexible hours possible. Questions may be directed to Lora Evans, Business Manager, 828-3160. Please send resume and cover letter to:

Office of the Defender General 14-16 Baldwin Street, Montpelier, VT 05633-3301 or email to: levans@defgen.state.vt.us.

EOE

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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Warehouse/ Inventory Control Colchester, $11/hr, long term, 8-5 M-F

SUMMER JOBS for the ENVIRONMENT $3000-$5000/Summer

• Work for Renewable Energy! • Work with Great People • Make a Difference

• Computer literacy and great communication skills are a must! • Solid work history and great references are required!

Work with VPIRG, the statewide environmental group, on a campaign for clean, local energy in Vermont. Career opportunities and benefits available. Burlington.

For consideration, call Natalie at 862-6500.

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Dishwasher Front of the House Specialists to work the most unique line in town. If you are experienced, driven, and have a smiling personalityWE WANT YOU. Great benefits. Must love music.

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CommuniCation SpeCialiSt Help people with disabilities understand the court process. “Access to courts” project seeks persons with experience interacting/communicating with persons with developmental disabilities. High school diploma with related experience or relevant college degree required. Work on an as-needed basis. Flexible schedule required. Please send resume and cover letter to:

Karen Vastine Vermont Communication Support Project 14-16 Baldwin Street Montpelier, VT 05633-3301 or email to: kvastine@vcsp.state.vt.us EOE

Highland Travel is seeking a full-time leisure travel agent. We are a well-established, fullservice travel agency with a high-energy and fun-filled work environment. Must have previous experience in leisure travel. Competitive pay and excellent benefits including medical, dental, 401K, AFLAC, paid time off and more. Qualified candidates should submit their resume by May 8, 2006, to: Janet Quatrini at jquatrini@childtravel.com.

HOTEL OPENINGS • Continental Breakfast Coordinator/Shuttle Driver • Front Desk Clerk We are seeking some early birds for our Front Desk. We offer competitive wages, benefits and employee discounts. Hospitality experience is helpful and a clean driving record is required.

The Windjammer Hospitality Group 1076 Williston Road, South Burlington, VT 05403

Email: selena@windjammergroup.com Fax: 802-651-0640

Telephone Sales -TOYS! Director of Major Gifts Responsibilities include securing major gifts by involving Board and President in cultivation, solicitation and stewardship efforts. College degree, successful experience in leading Board efforts and activities in personal solicitation and cultivation required. Knowledge of planned giving desirable.

Seeking enthusiastic & motivated salespeople to sell our great line of toys! Business to business sales. Must have sales background, thrive in a fast-paced environment, have strong computer skills and be a team player. Great work environment/health, dental benefits. Salary + commission. Confidential reply to:

Submit resume and cover letter by May 12, 2006 to:

Vermont Public Television Attn: HR Department 2 204 Ethan Allen Avenue Colchester, VT 05446 Equal Opportunity Employer and Provider

Vice President Plymouth Toy & Book 103 Panton Rd. Vergennes, VT 05491

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Join our growing team of software professionals in Montpelier, who are developing and installing a dynamic new software product for life science laboratories.

ENTRY LEVEL FIREFIGHTER/EMT

Technical Writer

City of Burlington The Burlington Fire Department will be accepting applications for Entry Level Firefighter through May 26, 2006 for this spring 2006 Testing Cycle. Applications and additional information can be obtained at

Human Resources, 131 Church, Burlington or by calling 802-865-7145. www.hrjobs.ci.burlington.vt.us. Women, minorities, and persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply. EOE.

Plan, design, and develop high-quality technical reference and training materials to enable customers and employees to effectively use complex software applications. Must be able to create educational experiences for computer software. An ability to conceptualize the experience, as well as deliver on that concept, is required. Must have previous experience in technical writing and excellent written, verbal, and presentation skills. Laboratory or life science background preferred. Please email resume and cover letter to our HR department at:

hr@gmlogic.com

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LIZA BURNS AT 802-862-3711.

Swim Instructors Needed to teach YMCA swim lessons Mon-Thurs evening and Saturday. CPR/First Aid-certified required; all other certifications a plus. Membership benefits and training opportunities. Lifeguards Responsible, mature, outgoing individuals needed at the YMCA. Certification a must. Membership benefits. Water Fitness Instructors Responsible, mature, outgoing people needed to teach Water Yoga, pre/post-natal exercise, Water Tai Box and Water Aerobics. Experience preferred. Contact Tad Hoehl at 862-9622 or phoehl@gbymca.org. EOE

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To p l a c e a n e m p l o y m e n t a d ca l l M i c h e l l e B r o w $500 BONUS. Dancers, full and part-time. Lots of work. Good attitudes only. 802-865-3933. APARTMENT MAINTENANCE WORKER: Large property management company looking for a clean, hardworking, team-orineted, reliable person. Must be able to perform interior and exterior building maintenance and repairs, incl. painting and groundskeeping. Must have vehicle and valid driver’s licensee. Training avail. for entry-level positions if the willingness to work is there. Please stop by Hinsdale Properties, 294 N. Winooski Ave in Burlington with resume. ART CAMP COUNSELORS: High-energy, kid-loving, with art education experience for popular day camp in Shelburne. Send resume to info@shelburneartcenter.org. BUONO’S is searching for parttime wait staff for the summer. Experience is necessary. Call Julie at 802-233-1474. CAREGIVERS NEEDED: 2 positions working with 3 yr. old and 5 yr. old, up to 25 hours per week each, flexible hours, experience with special needs preferred. $10 per hour, in our home and community. Call 8729321, application, references, background checks required. CARPENTERS AND PAINTERS: Experienced with own tools, fulltime, able to work alone, subs possible. Call Steven at Polli Construction Group, 802-8659839. CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE: Must possess excellent verbal and computer skills. Spanish speaking a plus. Please fax resume to 802-846-5561, Attn. Crystal. DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties. Work available. Make full time money with part-time hours. No experience necessary. 802-363-0229. DRIVERS WANTED: on a parttime basis. Must know local area. Some long distance driving. Call Tom ASAP 802-3998534. DRIVERS WITH LATE-MODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464. EARN $50: Research project

on Decision Making Process, e Thursday, May 18, 12 p.m. - 4 p.m. in South Burlington. Must be 18 or older Call Jane at 1-800-585-8852. ENERGETIC STAFF NEEDED FOR FITNESS CENTER: Fitness or sports background necessary, non-smoking, positive attitude. Duties include cleaning, maintenance, marketing and customer service. Email athleticclubvt@aol or call 802288-9612 and ask for Kelly. EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT: Bill Desautels, President of RE/MAX North Professionals, is seeking a confident and energetic individual who can multi-task. People skills combined with strengths in computer applications such as Excel, PowerPoint, Publisher, Adobe, etc. a must. Please email resume to jessica@remaxnp.com. FRAZZLED FINANCIAL planner seeks motivated and highly organized assistant to help with office administration and client service. Sales experience not necessary but helpful. Must be OK with speaking to clients on the phone. Securities licensing also a major plus. 802-6588300. FRONT DESK HELP NEEDED for Burlington waterfront men’s salon. Part-time hours. Please call 598-4378. FULL-TIME: Yard work, building, painting. Part-time bartender, life guard. Quarry Hill Club, 802-862-5200. FURNITURE DELIVERY: Skilled w/tools and people, organized responsible driver. Able to deliver heavy Tempo furniture. 802985-8776. GALLERY ASSISTANT/ ASSISTANT DIRECTOR for fast-past, fine art gallery in Stowe. Multitasking essential. Daily responsibilities include: client and artist relations, sales, inventory, advertising, photography, domestic and international shipping, website maintenance, and scheduling. Routine use of Microsoft Office Programs, Adobe Photoshop, and gallery database. Previous gallery experience and general knowledge of art history preferred. Email résumé to: clarkegalleries@stowevt.net or mail to P.O. Box 777, Stowe, VT 05672. INBOUND TELEPHONE SALES REPRESENTATIVE.

Production m a Advantage, i lInc., the mNATURAL i FOODS c COOK h WANTe l award winning merchant of technical performing arts equipment and supplies, offers a great job opportunity for the right person. The successful candidate will have an energetic and pleasant phone manner, strong computer and communication skills. The ability to manage multiple phone lines and to direct calls is key. Theater crafts background a definite plus. Resumes with a cover letter may be sent to: Production Advantage, Inc., Human Resources, PO Box 1700, Williston, VT, 05495-1700. Emailed responses to jobs@proadv.com OK. No phone calls please. Production Advantage is an EOE. INDEPENDENTLY OWNED art supply store hiring for one parttime position, with possibility of full-time based upon skill. Must have great retail customer service skills, love art, and be available to work Saturdays. Please apply in person at 300 Cornerstone Drive, Williston. 802-879-1236. LABORER FOR DELIVERY of commercial building materials. 40 hours +. Great benefits. 802658-3730, John or Brian. LAFAYETTE PAINTING INCORPORATED: Top-end residential painting company is seeking bright, team-oriented men and women for summer and possible year-round employment. Experienced painters welcome; training available for entry-level positions. Call Paul Lafayette, 863-5397. LANDSCAPE LABORERS: Full and part-time avail. Start immediately. Experience pref. but not required. Excellent pay! 2339267. LEGAL ASSISTANT for Burlington law office concentrating in real estate. PC experience and attention to detail required. Part-time, 15-20 hours per week, flexible hours, competitive pay. Call 802-862-2006. LEGAL ASSISTANT for Burlington law office, computer experience and attention to detail required, part-time 10 hours per week, flexible schedule, competitive pay. Send resume to Spokes Foley PLC, PO Box 986, Burlington, VT 05402 or email to Patti@spokesfoley.com.

ED: Rhapsody Cafe in Montpelier is looking for an experienced natural foods cook. 229-6112. NOW HIRING: Companies desperately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. Info, 1-985-646-1700 DEPT. VT-6811. OFFICE ASSISTANT: Small, family-owned-construction based company looking for a computer savvy self-starter for fast-paced work environment. Must possess strong organizational skills and the ability to perform a variety of duties. Competitive benefits. Send resume to 1215 Airport PKWY, So. Burlington, VT 05403 or email to soul@sover.net. No phone calls, please. PAINTER NEEDED: Experienced only. Reliable transportation. Clean and reliable. Beautiful locations. 482-5193. PAINTERS NEEDED immediately for all outdoor painting business. Painters with experience or not (perfect for college students), also hiring experienced foremen to manage crew. 802877-6874. PATCHWORK FARM in East Hardwick seeks help with doughforming, cleaning,and deliveries. Experience with doughforming is desired but will train right person. Call Charlie, 802-472-3621. PROVIDE PERSONAL CARE support to an 18 year old woman after school and/or weekends. This woman enjoys music, nature and car rides. Experience supporting individuals with developmental disabilities preferred, but not required. Knowledge of sign language, behavior support a plus. $10/hr. HS diploma or equivalent, valid driver’s license needed. Send Cover letter and resume to CSAC, Attn.: Human Resources, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 or visit WWW.CSAC-VT.ORG to apply. E.O.E. RECEPTIONIST POSITION AVAILABLE: Monday-Friday. Please call 373-2998.

RESIDENTIAL l e INSTRUCTOR: @ s Full time (39 hours/week), work as part of a dynamic team supporting two gentlemen who experience developmental disabilities in their home and community. The home is a therapeutic environment focused on community inclusion and life enrichment. HS diploma or equivalent, valid driver’s license and the ability to assist in transfers required. Benefits include: Medical, dental, and life insurance, retirement plan, paid time off. Send cover letter and resume to CSAC, Attn.: Human Resources, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 or visit WWW.CSAC-VT.ORG to apply. EOE. RUSTY NAIL BAR AND GRILLE: Now accepting applications for all front of house and kitchen positions. Apply in person, M-F, 11-5. Competitive wages, house benefits avail. Fun atmosphere, new state of the art kitchen. 1190 Mountain Rd., Stowe. SMALL WATERBURY ceramics studio needs creative, personable employee for part-time job. Will train to load kilns, glaze and run the register. Call 802244-5888. STYLIST WANTED: Chair rental, will work with you. Williston area. 802-324-8048. SUMMER HELP needed on a horse farm for haying. 802-4822172. THE CRATE ESCAPE, INC. is seeking responsible, reliable dog lovers for weekend and evening shifts. Must be able to work an occasional holiday. Weekend hours are from 6:30 a.m. - 11 a.m. and 3-6:30 p.m. Email resume and cover letter to crateescape@gmavt.net or stop by to fill out an application. No phone calls.

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THEv VERTERRE e GROUP, n INC. d has an immediate opening for a Staff Scientist. Verterre is a small Environmental Engineering Company located in Colchester, Vermont. This position requires the candidate to analyze data and prepare environmental reports for submission to the client and the State of Vermont. Additionally, the staff scientist is responsible for preparing maps and drawings using Auto Cad. Additional responsibilities include some field work. A working proficiency with MS Word, MS Excel and Auto Cad are required. The successful candidate must have a Bachelor’s degree in a science-related field. Competitive salary commensurate with experience. Full benefit package. Send resume and salary requirements via email to: marthar@vterre.com or mail to Martha Roy, The Verterre Group, Inc. 414 Roosevelt Highway, Suite 200 Colchester, VT 05446. WEEKEND SUMMER CAREGIVER needed for 5-year old autistic girl. 12-8 Saturday and 10-4 Sunday (we’re flexible). Montpelier area. Gas reimbursement provided. Right person should be energetic, patient, kind. Cool head is a must and sense of humor helps! Special Ed. background preferred, but we will train. $12/hr. Call 802-2292201. Please only reliable people call! ZPIZZA AT Shelburne Commons needs delivery drivers. 5-9 p.m. Pay, tips, plus gas! Call 9859463. ZPIZZA: Shelburne Commons. Drivers. 5 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. All nights available. Good pay, gas, plus tips. Call 802-355-7462.

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