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< letters> HOMEO PHOBIC? Even though Alice Levitt had written the article, I decided to read “Flower Power” [April 29] because I know Laura [Brown] and like her, her store and philosophies. I do want to comment on one thing mentioned, however. Levitt wrote, “In the U.K organic healers [like Brown] are certified homeopathic physicians.” I don’t believe that is correct. Homeopathy is its own form of healing and is not herbalism. Homeopathic remedies are made from many plants and other substances but they are prepared very differently. One can think of a library and think of the different sections as different healing modalities, i.e., herbalism, Chinese medicine, homeopathy, conventional, etc. Some are similar but definitely not one in the same. And for once, Alice, I can say good job ... your “go for the shock” stuff was getting old.

Kelly Quenneville HUNTINGTON

DEATH BY DISC GOLF Getting hit by a frolf disc sounds silent but deadly [“Frolf U,” April 29].

Diane Elizabeth Ballou BURLINGTON

TO FRISBEE OR NOT TO FRISBEE Just wanted to see if I have this right: City zoning denies me parking for a third car on my one-acre lot (gotta protect that green space) and I need a permit to cut down

more than two trees greater than two inches in circumference on my property. The city, however, wants to destroy the wooded area and natural habitat that is Leddy Park for frisbee? Er, excuse me, “disc golf ” [“Frolf U,” April 29].

I know it won’t happen, but I’d have to suggest this issue be voted on by the citizens of Burlington and not just decided on by a few.

Dawn Setzer BURLINGTON

showed up. All were given access to the presentation.

The sense of urgency and concern that propelled my efforts has faded into a kind of cynical satisfaction, as I witness the flailing among Vermont’s political class and its enabling media. Dismissiveness and hubris exacts its price.

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tween Vermont’s collectivist wants and its economic needs — that drives Vermont’s current state of confusion. Meaningful progress as a state will require Vermont to bridge this gap of incongruence.

I hope I’m wrong. But if past performance is indicative of future returns, it’s time for Vermonters to buckle up.

Additional turbulence lies ahead.

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“TEA TOTALLING” IT UP In response to the recent “Tea Party” in Montpelier, Shay Totten writes in “Fair Game” [April 22] that Rep. Kesha Ram (D-Burlington) “sent this victorious Tweet after the House passed the tax bill and a message for the anti-tax ‘tea totalers’”: “Voted to raise $24 million in revenue to close the budget gap and protect vital state services: 82-54. Steep that!”

Steep that! Doesn’t that say it all?

It has been nearly two years since I founded Vermonters for Economic Health and I began a series of “Town Meeting Forums” throughout Vermont. Using the format of a PowerPoint presentation — found at www.vteh.org — many of the economic statistics, challenges and warnings outlined at these “Town Meeting Forums” have come home to roost. Vermont’s entire legislature was invited. A few

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Are you a fan of Facebook and “Fair Game”? If so, add Shay Totten’s “Fair Game” fan page to your Facebook profile, and stop by to talk politics.

Until recently, Shay was using his personal Facebook profile to host conversations about the issues he raises in his column. But as Shay started accumulating “friends” — he’s got more than 1000 now — who just want to talk politics, not catch up with him personally, we decided to move the discussions to a page devoted solely to “Fair Game.”

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The Suddenly Famous Crown Point Rodin I was surprised to find out that the media are now hot on the trail of the “forgotten” Rodin bust at the Champlain Memorial Lighthouse in Crown Point, N.Y. The lighthouse and the sculpture are being restored in honor of the upcoming quadricentennial celebrations. Fox 44, WCAX and the Washington Post all ran versions of an Associated Press write-up on the Rodin piece. There was a story on the front page of the Burlington Free Press, too, though, inexplicably, I can’t find it on their website.

I visited the sculpture a couple years ago, and wrote about it in April 2006, in a story called “Lady on the Lake,” which you can find in our online archives.

The French government gave us the piece in 1912, in honor of the 300th anniversary of Sam de Champlain’s “discovery” of the new world, and as proof that our two countries are good buddies. Since then, the work of art has been neglected. Here’s my impression of the Crown Point visitors’ center, from 2006:

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Kill Your Facebook: Haik Bedrosian’s Two-Week Challenge Believe it or not, there are still some people in the world who don’t like Facebook. I know, right? What are they thinking? How will they find out which “My So-Called Life” character they are? How will they reconnect with their first love from summer camp?

But, in fact, these people do exist, and BurlingtonPol blogger Haik Bedrosian is hosting a support group for them this week at www.burlingtonpol.com.

Haik, an avid FB user, recently deactivated his account. He also took the additional step of asking FB to permanently delete his information from its servers.

That means that all of his information will disappear — if he doesn’t log in to Facebook for two weeks. FB administrators, it turns out, really don’t want you to take all your information away. They’ll delete it, but only after you’ve gone two weeks without logging in, signaling to them that you’re serious.

But can Haik make it two weeks without Facebook?

He’s launched a two-week Facebook challenge to find out, which he’s dutifully recording on his blog. He says he ordered a bunch of bumper stickers that say “Kill Your Facebook,” and will be offering them for sale when he gets them. Stay tuned — he’s on Day 7.

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On an afternoon in late March, there’s just one brochure left. Tourist Information director Suzanne May opens a drawer in her office, pulls out the original, and slaps it on the copier to make more.

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Ten more houses are earmarked for elimination this year, and plans call for another 40 to be flattened in the following two years.

But this isn’t a story of Washington villainy and arrogance, like the “urban renewal” project more than 40 years ago that razed the Italian section of Burlington along the Battery Street corridor. In every instance this time, property owners have voluntarily signed the death warrants for their residences or businesses, some of them eagerly. And several additional residents outside the targeted area wish their homes, too, could fall to the federal scythe.

But like the forced dislocations of yesteryear, the slow dismantling of the airport neighborhood can only be described as unsettling. As the landscape changes and many residents exit, some of those who remain can’t help feeling anxious and sad. Such sentiments have been expressed at “very emotional” hearings, according to Brad Worthen, the airport’s community liason officer.

All the structures already wrecked or targeted for demolition lie in a band to the east of a snaking line that follows the boundaries of Burlington International Airport, from close to Williston Road in the south to just beyond Kirby Road in the north. The Federal Aviation Administration has determined that the decibel output from airport operations exceeds acceptable levels inside this roughly 50acre residential zone. The FAA has thus been offering to buy properties within the zone at fair-market prices, to cover the owners’ relocation expenses and to then tear down the homes or buildings. It’s all part of a long-range plan that could involve the reconfiguring of airport access roads. In the shorter term, officials intend to create a landscaped buffer between the

project area and the parts of the neighborhood that remain intact.

Inside the zone, “About half of the homeowners can’t wait to sell; the other half don’t appear interested at this point,” says South Burlington City Council Chairman Mark Boucher.

mont. Many roads in the vicinity of the airport were unpaved.

Today, the vastly expanded airport, known to aviation officials as BTV, handles hundreds of commercial and military flights daily, generating far more noise than those original homebuyers could have

About half of the homeowners can’t wait to sell; the other half don’t appear interested at this point. mArK Boucher, south Burlington city councilor The FAA never solicits home sales, adds Brad Worthen, the airport’s community liaison officer.

“It’s entirely voluntary,” he says.

“Anybody who doesn’t want to sell their home doesn’t have to.”

But in this economy, having “a willing buyer,” as Worthen describes the FAA, presents an unusual opportunity to sellers. Unlike private, individual buyers, the feds don’t have to sell a house or get approved for a mortgage before they can sign on the dotted line.

“If a price is agreed upon,” Worthen explains, “the FAA will buy the house.”

Sales prices are set by independent appraisers, Worthen adds. If a potential seller doesn’t like the initial estimate, he or she can get another independent appraiser to weigh in. The program has budgeted about $2.5 million to cover the purchase prices and moving expenses for 10 homes this year.

But how does anyone calculate the loss of 200 or more houses along Airport Drive, Dumont Avenue, Hanover Street and Airport Parkway in a county desperate for affordable housing? The mostly modest homes on small lots are about 50 years old, built at a time when the airport consisted of little more than a small, sleepy terminal and a couple of runways. Back then, residential developers were building on disused farm land, much of it owned by the University of Ver-

imagined.

“It’s a tough situation with a commercial enterprise of that size and scale and economic importance to Vermont lying within a residential neighborhood,” Boucher says.

South Burlington Planning Director Paul Conner agrees, adding, “It’s very difficult for those in the noise-impacted zone. Many of them have been there a long time.”

There’s a fear that some homes whose owners refuse to sell could end up as forlorn islands surrounded by empty lots. But South Burlington lacks the authority to stop the FAA from acquiring and tearing down homes in the designated area. The suburban municipality also has almost no control over the airport itself, which is owned by the City of Burlington and overseen by a five-member commission consisting of four representatives from Burlington and one from South Burlington. Conner says, however, that he and other local officials are working with airport authorities to ensure that homes beyond the boundaries of the potential demolition zone will continue to constitute “a viable neighborhood.”

George Maille, an IBM “solutions architect,” has lived with his family for the past 31 years in a home on Logwood Street, about 75 yards west of the main airport entrance.

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verybody who follows the news makes the logical connection between job layoffs and state unemployment benefits. But it may come as a surprise that the current system allows “furloughed” workers to collect, too, as well as those who are only off the job for a day.

It’s a routine practice employed by seasonal Vermont businesses, says State Rep. Warren Kitzmiller, chair of the House committee with jurisdiction over the unemployment insurance system. And because Vermont has so many seasonal workers, the state has by far the highest “negative balance” in unemployment benefits per employer among the 50 states, he notes.

The term refers to the difference between the amount of money an employer pays into the unemployment insurance fund through taxes and the amount of benefits that firm’s workers draw from it. Nationally, companies with a negative balance are in the red by an average of $204 per unemployed worker. In Vermont, the average is $9401 — or more than 40 times the national figure, Kitzmiller says.

This whopping negative balance helps explain why Vermont’s unemployment fund is expected to be fully depleted by early next year. Labor Commissioner Patricia Moulton Powden said last week that the fund is on track to pay out $160 million this year but will take in only about $55 million in payments from employers. Taxes levied on businesses and nonprofits constitute the sole source of revenues for the state’s unemployment insurance fund.

About half of the 19,600 Vermonters currently collecting unemployment benefits have been given specific return-to-work dates by their employers, notes Deputy Labor Commissioner Tom Douse.

These workers on unpaid leave —

including those employed by ski resorts, construction companies, school-bus services and the state’s largest newspaper — are using the unemployment system as a way of sustaining themselves until they resume their jobs.

It’s entirely legal. Indeed, one of the stated purposes of the unemployment insurance system, Douse notes, is to help ensure that

for unemployment payments during her first furlough because she was in Florida during that week for a family reunion, and “just forgot to file.” She says she will “probably” apply for benefits during her second furlough.

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experienced employees will return to their places of employment when temporary layoffs come to an end.

Weekly payments in Vermont currently amount to a maximum of $450, with $25 of that sum coming from a federal fund. The state’s payment formula is generally designed to provide 57 percent of what laid-off workers had been earning on a weekly basis, Douse says.

The owner of the Burlington Free Press, the Virginia-based Gannett Corp., mandated all of its 41,500 employees to take one week-long furlough during the first quarter of this year and another in the second quarter, which ends June 30.

A Free Press source who did not want to be quoted says that a large number of the paper’s roughly 50 newsroom workers have collected unemployment pay during their weeks off the job.

Veteran Free Press newswoman Candy Page says the paper “has been very good in giving us full information on applying for benefits.” Page herself did not apply

years.” During furlough weeks, the daily’s employees are not supposed to check their company email or phone messages.

The state’s unemployment insurance law taxes employers at a variable rate on the first $8000 earned by covered employees.

Companies with a large number of workers who collect unemployment payments see their state tax rates increase, to a maximum of 8.4 percent. Companies that don’t lay off workers pay a rate as low as 0.4 percent. Employers also pay an unemployment insurance tax to the federal government of, generally, 0.8 percent on the first $7000 of an employee’s wage.

Labor unions and their allies are calling for an increase in employers’ taxable per-worker wage of $8000 as a way of keeping the state unemployment fund solvent. The $8000 base has not been adjusted since 1983; since then, the unemployment insurance taxes paid by Vermont employers have declined significantly as a percentage of their payrolls. Business groups may

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Todisco isn’t sure whether he’ll sell the store, his daughter says.

But he’s nearing retirement and the buyout might serve as “a nice ending,” she adds.

Maille’s backyard and Airport Drive.

This 12-foot-tall sound buffer consisting of earth and plantings is envisioned as ultimately running most of the length of the noiseimpact zone. Uses have not been determined for the cleared area itself, airport officials say, but any nonresidential construction could not occur without permission from South Burlington as part of a rezoning process, Planning Director Connor says.

How does anyone calculate the loss of 200 or more houses along Airport Drive, Dumont Avenue, Hanover Street and Airport Parkway in a county desperate for affordable housing?

Not far away on Elizabeth Street, Svetlana Olteanu has a for-sale sign posted on the front lawn of a house eligible for FAA purchase. Olteanu says she hears almost no noise from the airport and wants to test her $279,000 asking price on the open market before considering whatever the FAA might offer.

Even as he marshals evidence of the degree of noise pollution afflicting his home, Maille is simultaneously pressing officials to agree to more thorough testing of an experimental section of a “living wall” they plan to build between

formed opinions on these various issues. But he sees nothing wrong with Gannett helping its workers to tap the unemployment insurance fund during their furloughs.

“You can’t blame Gannett for doing what it needs to do to save itself,” the legislator comments.

“Furloughing people is also a lot better than eliminating their jobs permanently.” m

I’m all for an economy boost, but it seems to me there is more at issue here. I remind you all that while our law-enforcement personnel have been preoccupied with immigration issues, homegrown white-collar crime has all but destroyed the nation’s economy. I remind you that terrorism doesn’t always arrive in the form of suicide bombs, nor is it always inflicted by those of foreign cultures. The relentless outsourcing of our manufacturing sector continues to destroy the lives of Americans every bit as effectively as physical violence. Millions of Americans have nothing left to defend.

It would appear that the remedy for accidentally shooting oneself in the foot is to reload the gun.

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in civilian apartment houses and schools, forcing the Israelis either to attack those facilities or to allow Israeli citizens to continue to be murdered. The latter course would be suicidal, and no one seriously expects the Israelis to be suicidal.

What I did see was Hamas’ allegations reported without challenge or criticism, while Israel’s response was qualified with phases such as, “... it claimed,” as if the invasion was not subsequent to rocket attacks on Israeli cities.

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UNFAIR REPORT Nowhere in the article [“No War Crimes Committed in Gaza? Vermont Lawyer Challenges Israel’s Finding,” May 6] did I see mention of the fact that Hamas bases its operations

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the practice of allowing furloughed workers to collect unemployment benefits, he says. The group will also consider the possibility of returning Vermont to a former filing schedule that prevented workers from receiving benefits during their first week of unemployment.

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Maille has also run a recording business in his basement for the past 12 years, engineering albums for local groups such as Friday’s Angst and Jericho Road Crew. He says he has had to curtail this second career because of increased airport noise. “The house shakes sometimes when those JetBlue planes fire up,” Maille says, pointing at the parked aircraft from his back porch. His 21-year-old son Matthew adds that a throbbing noise from the airport was so insistent one night in January that he awoke at 2 a.m. and inserted earplugs.

Maille wants the noise zone’s boundaries to be redrawn so they encompass his home, which he says he would then sell to the FAA. Most of his neighbors on Logwood Street feel the same, he adds.

But not Yvette Duhamel, an older woman who has lived a few doors from the Mailles for the past 35 years. “The noise isn’t a problem for me,” she says. “I wouldn’t want to move. It’s a very convenient location. You have it all here.”

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With a $423 million budget deficit hanging over them, is it any wonder lawmakers chose this year to tackle an important civil-rights issue like marriage equality?

Yet, in the final moments of the legislative session, House Speaker Shap Smith only alluded to the historic vote that occurred one month earlier — an override of Gov. Jim Douglas’ veto of the same-sex marriage bill. A few other lawmakers did the same in their closing floor speeches. Gov. Douglas never mentioned it in his final remarks to lawmakers late Saturday night.

And why would he? It was only the seventh override of a gubernatorial veto in Vermont history.

The session was even tougher on firstyear Rep. Bob South (D-St. Johnsbury).

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A union leader at Fairbanks Scales representing a conservative district, South reversed his vote on same-sex marriage and sided with 99 colleagues to override the governor’s veto. He also won the battle to keep the local prison open.

“Bob is a real breath of fresh air in the caucus,” said Speaker Smith. “He was right in the middle of it all session. I don’t know if I could have handled that pressure as a freshman legislator — it was a very tough session for him.”

Indeed.

South has been taken to task for his legislative actions by his hometown paper, the right-leaning Caledonian-Record, and by some conservative constituents. Even closer to home, the vote got him into hot water with his father-in-law, who happens to be the minister of South’s church.

From the pulpit, the Reverend criticized his son-in-law for his vote.

“It has taken a long time to even start to heal those wounds,” said South, “but I do want to heal them.”

South said his wife and kids received as much flak as he did, and that weighs heavily on this newbie lawmaker. Despite rumors to the contrary, they are sticking together as a family.

“That’s the part I was not prepared to deal with,” said South. “I knew I would be making tough decisions that people would not like, but when it comes down to this vote, I just didn’t realize how hard it would be for them. And for that I really blame myself. My wife and kids didn’t run for office; I did. And how it affected them bothers me; it still keeps me up at night.”

Sen. Dick Mazza (D-Chittenden/ Grand Isle) voted in favor of same-sex

marriage, just as he voted for civil unions nine years ago. He took a lot of heat from his church — he, too, was denounced from the pulpit.

Things were different this time, though, according to Mazza. While he concedes some parishioners are very angry with him, he said he’s heard from many others who said he did the right thing.

“They haven’t thrown me out yet, and I’m trying hard to still belong,” Mazza joked.

The gay-friendly national organization of Log Cabin Republicans praised the eight Vermont Republicans who voted for the bill. At a recent D.C. gathering, in fact, they gave Rep. Anne Donahue (R-Northfield) a standing ovation. She even got to sit at the head table with the event’s keynote speaker Meghan McCain, daughter of Sen. John McCain.

The GOP’s future is in recognizing individual rights for everyone, noted Donahue.

Those eight Vermont Republicans are well aware that national notoriety won’t make it any easier for them to get reelected in 2010.

Same-sex marriage supporters say they will work hard for those lawmakers facing electoral troubles.

Of course, in 2010, same-sex marriage may no longer be such a hot-button issue. By then, it’s likely to be the law of the land in Maine, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Vermont and New York. Still no word on whether New Hampshire Gov. John Lynch, a Democrat, will sign the measure approved by lawmakers in the neighboring Granite State.

“Our vote certainly made it easier for those states,” said Sen. Kevin Mullin (R-Rutland). He’s worried that voters will overlook his work on updating Vermont’s sex-offender laws, among other key pieces of legislation, to focus on his support for same-sex marriage.

“When you meet people on the street, they aren’t as interested in talking about the budget — they want to talk to me about my vote on same-sex marriage,” said Mullin. “The question is if by the next election they’ll look over my whole record.”

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This show of House power almost ensures the guv has to come to the table or have a second veto overridden — and two in one session would surely be a major embarrassment.

Douglas is used to having his way with legislative Democrats, so it must be a new position for him to be in — and an uncomfortable one, too.

Going into the next round of talks, a major sticking point for the Douglas team is the constraints it faces in finding labor-related savings. The guv’s guys also have problems with some of the taxes the legislature’s budget levies on wealthier Vermonters.

Lawmakers want Douglas to spread the pain to political appointees, not just union

million in cuts to the Agency of Human Services that affect the blind, disabled, elderly and the poor.

In all, lawmakers cut $423 million in spending to get through the next two years, said Rep. Mark Larson (D-Burlington), a member of the final budget conference committee. To do that they only raised $23.1 million in new revenue, and will work to collect $4.8 million in back taxes.

To say the legislature didn’t make tough choices isn’t accurate, said Rep. Mike Fisher (D-Lincoln), who says he almost didn’t support the final budget. “To those who say there are no tough cuts included in this budget,” he notes, “all I can say is they don’t know people affected by these cuts.”

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by June 10, as well as a detailed list of the layoffs. The JFC is a powerful, 10-person panel that makes money decisions while the legislature is on break.

That might be an intrusion on the guv’s authority, noted Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie, who has been in on the budget talks. Labor savings plans are not normally approved by the legislature.

“The governor has moved and showed a willingness to move on a couple of very difficult issues for him,” said the lite guv, noting that less than $20 million seems to separate the two sides in an overall $4.5 billion budget.

“It would be important to come to an agreement today because the issues are not going to get easier moving forward,” noted Dubie.

Democratic lawmakers say they’ve gone as far as they can without losing support in their caucuses. Case in point: Prior to Saturday’s vote, about 15 to 20 members of the Democratic caucus withheld support for leadership’s spending plan as they believed the combo of cuts and taxes hit the poor harder than the wealthy.

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The Roman Catholic Diocese of Burlington decided to withhold an annual $30,000 donation from the center, most of which had been helping to finance VWC’s health-care campaign. Is the diocese strapped as a result of defending pedophile priests? Nope.

“We were told by the Vermont diocese the funding would be pulled because we would not agree to put limits on a woman’s right to choose as a part of our ‘Health Care is a Human Right’ campaign,” said James Haslam, the center’s director and lead organizer.

Haslam and several VWC members met with diocese officials to plead their case. No dice. He then sent a May 6 email announcing the news, and is trying to find 200 people to raise $250 apiece to make up the difference.

“A lot of people have been stopping by to voice their support and drop off a check,” said Haslam. “There’s been lots of sympathy and solidarity.”

The $30,000 comes from the national Catholic Campaign for Human Development, but it has to be OK’d by the local diocese. In past years, the Vermont diocese has always given the green light, added Haslam.

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The topic? The American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009, a sweeping energy and climate-change bill that Pres. Obama hopes to get through Congress this session.

Obama met with 35 Democratic members of Congress to talk about its progress. Welch serves on the Energy and Commerce Committee and three of its subcommittees.

The climate-change legislation includes a Welchauthored bill modeled on Vermont’s approach to energy efficiency. Welch’s Retrofit for Energy and Environmental Performance program would retrofit millions of homes and buildings to achieve a 20 percent increase in energy efficiency.

The president has spoken many times of the need for efficiency measures, a viable way for some regions of the country to wean themselves from fossil fuels.

“He was very explicit, too, about the jobs potential with efficiency, because it’s about local jobs — it’s hiring carpenters, electricians and plumbers,” said Welch. “You can’t export those jobs.”

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family farm on the brink of ruin. A greedy out-of-state conglomerate bent on clearing fields for condos and shopping outlets. No, these are not the latest headlines in the daily. Rather, this scenario provides the all-toofamiliar premise for North Country Lucky, a new play by Fairfieldbased musician John Cassel. The musical is set to debut this week in the form of a concert and staged reading at Montpelier City Hall, courtesy of Lost Nation Theater.

Cassel is a 30-year veteran of the Vermont music scene. While this work marks his first foray into theater, the noted pianist and vocalist culled a lifetime of local experiences, both musical and cultural, to create it.

“It’s a story of a Vermont farmer trying to survive,” he says in a phone interview. “Really, I’ve been working on it for years, in the sense that I’ve been writing songs that deal with that situation. And now I’ve decided to put it all together.”

North Country Lucky takes an atypically humorous look at the land-development pressures facing not only family farms but entire communities across the state. Cassel’s story appears to have it all: sibling rivalry between a farmer and his wandering rock-musician brother; tension between rednecks and hippies; a sage old farmer; and, of course, a villain. In this case the “bad guy” is actually the nefarious Flatlander Trio — composed of a lawyer, a banker and a developer — who sing their misdeeds in three-part barbershop harmony.

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North country Lucky takes an atypically humorous look at the land-development pressures facing not only family farms but entire communities across the state. feature some of the region’s finest musical and theatrical talents, among them mandolinist Will Patton, pedal-steel whiz Gordon Stone, vocalist Taryn Noelle and longtime Vermont theater fixture Al Boright. Boright plays the narrator, but he also aided Cassel in staging, plot structure and dialogue.

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t’s tempting to call this year’s array of exhibits at the Shelburne Museum the most diverse ever, except that “diverse” has defined the place since Electra Havemeyer Webb populated it with her own eclectic Americana collections. Still ... a show the Hell’s Angels could love?

Indeed, “Full Throttle: Vintage Motorcycles, Custom Choppers and Racing Machines” fills all three floors of the Round Barn this season. The exhibit opens this Sunday, May 17, with an olfactory backdrop not of lube but of lilacs.

The display of more than 40 motorbikes further expands the purview of “contemporary folk art,” as museum director Stephan Jost puts it, and is likely to attract visitors who’ve never set foot in the Shelburne before (unless they’re bikers who also admire, say, quilts).

Leaving aside their mechanical and technological innovations and their mega-horsepower, no one can question that art is involved in these splendorous vehicles, a few of them valued at more than a million dollars. Some of the bikes look like they’ve come straight from the manufacturer — despite some well-earned bumps and bruises — and represent the cutting-edge design of their time.

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years, 39-year-old American playwright David LindseyAbaire has quickly notched both critical and commercial successes, winning the 2007 Pulitzer Prize for Drama. His work finally comes to northern Vermont with a one-weekend run of Kimberly Akimbo (2001) at River Arts in Morrisville.

The offbeat, dark CAROL comedy, directed BENSON

by Michael Halloran, centers on a girl anxious about her upcoming 16th birthday. Greatly complicating the usual teen angst are the consequences of progeria, a rare medical condition that means Kimberly is aging five times faster than normal.

Carol Benson, 69, of Morrisville, stars. The retired banker has been acting for just five years, “shoved” onto the stage by a playwriting instructor. She appreciates Lindsey-Abaire’s “finely crafted” script and quirky perspective. “I find that basically life is absurd,” she reflects. “That’s more my view of life than a serious one.”

Benson is also producing the play. “Wearing two hats” is tough, she admits. But “my corporate background kicks in.” It helps that she, the director and the other cast members have all worked together before. And producer Benson stresses preparation and practice as much as does actress Benson. “I prefer to manage by fire drill rather than fire extinguisher.”

Kimberly Akimbo, directed by Michael Halloran, produced by Carol Benson. River Arts, Morrisville, Thursday through Saturday, May 14-16, at 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 888-1261.

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OK, 100 words or less: What does Lake Champlain mean to you? UVM’s Fleming Museum opened “A Beckoning Country: Art and Objects from the Lake Champlain Valley” last week in conjunction with this year’s Champlain Quadricentennial. Afterward, it announced an addendum, “Treasures and Tales: Personal Connections to the Lake.” If you’ve got an object, photograph, memento or other item with a lake angle, the Fleming would

But the custom jobs, old and new, are the jaw-droppers.

Some examples: Lock Baker of Eastern Fabrications LLC in Branford, Conn., modified a 1991 Harley Davidson into a seriously macho unit that Associate Curator Kory Rogers calls “very apocalyptic.” A second bike by Baker, named “Flash in the Pan,” has a vintage-looking 1960s paint job of metal-flecked purple with contrasting golden elements, and a hand-tooled leather seat. Its foot pedals incorporate images of two tiny (though buxom) strippers grinding on a pole. Hey, nobody said the bikes, or their makers, were PC. An Indian-brand “Calgon” model, so low it’s called “slammed to the ground,” is painted candyred over a metallic base that makes it seem to glow. It was customized by Sisco Lellos, owner of Green Mountain Performance in Mendon, Vt. Dave Perewitz, aka “King of the Flames,” is one of the world’s bestknown motorcyle customizers, based in Bridgewater, Mass.; he loaned a bike covered in orange, well, flames.

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like to hear your story about it. Describe “what your Champlain Valley object means to you and how it reflects your experiences with and feelings about the lake,” instructs the solicitation.

The current exhibition is organized around four themes: water, earth, flora and fauna. The objects, from stone tools to fine-art paintings, were culled from the Fleming’s permanent collection and other sources on campus, as well as from private collections.

To contribute, send a picture of your item, a completed form — found at uvm.edu/~fleming — and your mini-story by June 1 to fleming@uvm.edu, or by snail mail to Fleming Museum, 61 Colchester Ave., Burlington, VT 05405.

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Vermont’s Bella Voce Women’s Chorus jumps into the 2009 Champlain Quadricentennial festivities this weekend with “Songs of Water and Light.” The concert’s centerpiece is the premiere of “East Bay,” a work for choir and woodwind quintet commissioned from University of Vermont professor Michael Hopkins.

Although Hopkins has composed other choral works, this is his first time penning a piece for an all-female ensemble. For the text, Bella Voce conductor Dawn Willis selected water-themed poems by Vermonter Anne Spencer Lindbergh (1940-1993), daughter of Anne Morrow and Charles Lindbergh.

Hopkins recalls the process of building the first movement. He mulled over the opening line of Lindbergh’s “Before the Fog Lifts”: I do not care to know more than the swan’s slow widening ripple on the lake. “For me, it just helps to create a visual,” he explains. “So in my mind, I kept imagining Lake Champlain on one of those cloudy, slightly foggy days where you can’t see New York on the other side ... The woodwind quintet serves the purpose of creating this atmospheric fogginess.

“I was sketching these ideas out right around the time of the election ... a time of just constant media bombardment,” Hopkins continues. “It’s very difficult to clear all the noise out of your brain when you want to. I just found in these poems a lot of peaceful solitude.”

Bella Voce Spring Concert: “Songs of Water and Light,” directed by Dawn Willis. First Baptist Church, Burlington, Saturday, May 16, at 8 p.m.; Middlebury Congregational Church, Sunday, May 17, at 3 p.m. $15. flynntix.org.

Sandra Bullock, proprietor of West Coast Choppers and former star of “Monster Garage” on the Discovery Channel. Commissioned by the Airstream travel-trailer company for its 75th anniversary, the low-slung vehicle is based on a 1936 “Clipper,” says Rogers. “This motorcycle costs more than most people’s homes in Vermont,” he adds. Built of shiny aluminum — like the Airstream — the bike features gorgeous detailing and the builder’s characteristic 45-revolver chamber embedded in the handlebars. “He claims to be descended from the historic Jesse James,” Rogers explains.

To say these motorcycles are impressive is an understatement; whether you’re an easy-rider or a Vespa type, or even the sort who plugs their ears and holds their nose when a biker roars by, you’ll find much to admire here. Besides, there’s no vrooming allowed in the Round Barn.

Rogers reveals that Mike Palmer, owner of Venom Choppers in East Middlebury, “taught me everything I know about motorcycles, and helped me choose the bikes.” A “field trip” to a biker rally in Fort Lauderdale was an eye-opener, too.

“I was a little out of my element,” the curator confesses.

Perhaps so, but surely even Mrs.

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Flu Fever Swine flu fears prompted Pennsylvania’s Slippery Rock University to announce the school would hold a separate graduation ceremony for 22 students who recently returned from Mexico, where, health officials said, the flu originated and spread rapidly. University official Karl Schwab said the school would recognize the students’ sacrifice of not graduating with the rest of their class by videotaping the private ceremony and showing it at the main ceremony.

• Noting Jewish dietary law considers pigs unclean Israel’s Orthodox Jewish deputy health minister, Yakov Litzman, declared that swine flu would be called “Mexico flu.” Mexico’s ambassador, Frederico Salas, promptly complained to Israel’s foreign ministry, which labeled Litzman’s announcement “a slip of the tongue.” A ministry official told Agence France-Presse, “Israel has no intention of giving the flu any new names.”

• U.S. officials recommended calling the flu pandemic something else after other countries threatened to ban pork exports from North America, especially from Iowa, the leading U.S. pork producer. “It’s important to not refer to swine flu,” Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack, a former governor of Iowa and longtime friend of the pork

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• While lobbyists and officials discounted the likelihood of pigs transmitting the flu to humans, a human infected 200 pigs on a farm in Alberta, Canada, with the H1N1 virus. Brian Evans, a senior official from Canada’s food safety agency, told journalists that the man, a farm worker who recently returned from Mexico, and the pigs were recovering.

Modern Times Police in Pittsfield, Mass., charged Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, with domestic assault and battery after she reportedly tried to use a large syringe to artificially inseminate her wife by force with her brother’s semen. The Berkshire Eagle reported that Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police her wife was “all liquored up.”

The Right to Bare Feet Flying footwear has become so rampant in India’s general election that authorities began erecting metal safety nets to protect politicians from disgruntled voters during campaign speeches. Candidates have also asked party workers to remove their shoes at meetings and alerted their security staff to scrutinize people at rallies and journalists at news conferences.

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Forgotten But Not Gone When a loud siren sounded in a Washington, D.C., neighborhood at 5:30 a.m. and lasted nearly 90 minutes, alarmed residents were unsure of the source and what action to take. The University of the District of Columbia announced later that the alarm was on one of its buildings but is not part of the university and “may be part of a Municipal Civil Defense system.” UDC official Jacquelyn

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Sure thing, Scott — maybe this will tide you over till the next car wreck. Air embolism, as the MDs call air in the bloodstream, can definitely kill you. The mechanism of death or injury depends on the size of the air embolus (the bubble) and where it lodges in the body. One way is akin to vapor lock, an automotive problem in the beaters of my youth. If vapor developed in the fuel line, the engine died. If an air bubble gets into a blood vessel, so might you.

I’ll explain that shortly, but first we need to understand how air gets into the blood in the first place. We’ve discussed some bizarre routes here in the past — for example, by blowing into the vagina of a pregnant woman during oral sex. More common is air entering accidentally via injection or IV tube, or when blood vessels are cut during surgery. Another possibility arises during ascent after scuba diving, where an increase in air volume in the lungs pushes tiny bubbles of air into the bloodstream that expand as you rise.

Here we need to distinguish between little bubbles and big ones, because they do damage in different ways. Small bubbles can block capillaries in vital organs, most urgently the brain, causing anything from pain and inflammation to neurological damage and paralysis. A small bubble impedes blood flow the same way a solid obstruction would — the bubble’s surface tension relative to its size is too great for the force of blood to break it up or shove it along. Bad? Yes. Fatal?

Probably not, although see below.

A big bubble, on the other hand, gets us into the vapor lock scenario. Your heart, like the fuel pump in an old car (cars with modern fuel injection work differently), is a simple mechanical device. In ordinary operation, its contracting chambers squeeze the blood out and force it through the circulatory system. All is well. Now, imagine a massive air embolus shows up and your heart starts squeezing on that. There’s nothing to get any purchase on; the air just compresses. Blood flow stops, and eventually so does your heart.

It also makes a difference where the air bubbles enter. Emboli from injections or IVs are typically confined to veins, but if a bubble ends up in your arteries (which can happen if you have the double misfortune of air in your veins plus a fairly common congenital

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How much air is needed to kill you? That’s debatable and doubtless varies, but generally speaking, a lot. One journal article I saw boldly declared that 300 milliliters can be lethal — threetenths of a liter! You’d need a bicycle pump to inject that. But much less will do the trick; it’s said serious damage can result from as little as 20 milliliters, which still isn’t a small amount. In 1949 New Hampshire physician Hermann Sander ended the life of a terminal cancer patient by injecting her with 40 milliliters of air — four syringes of 10 milliliters each. (He called it a mercy killing when arrested, but on the stand improbably claimed that he thought the patient was already dead; at any rate he was acquitted.) But people have survived much larger amounts.

French doctors reported in 2006 on an 82-year-old man scheduled for a CAT scan who was supposed to get 90 milliliters of contrast solution but instead got 90 milliliters of empty syringe.

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Despite the uncertainties, air embolism has served as a reasonably dependable method of execution. After public outcry stopped Nazi gassing of mental patients in 1941, psychiatric institutions were ordered to continue so-called mercy killings by less conspicuous means. A program described as “wild euthanasia” began at the MeseritzObrawalde hospital in 1942, with doctors selecting the victims and nurses doing the deed. While most of the murders were carried out with overdoses of sedatives, some patients were injected with air, which usually killed them within minutes. Though thousands of patients died, at trial years after the war, 14 nurses claimed they were just following orders and were acquitted. Decades later Germany saw another rash of murders-by-embolism when a nurse confessed to injecting an estimated 60 to 130 milliliters of air into the veins of 15 seriously ill elderly patients. All died. So maybe not 100 percent lethal. But lethal enough.

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10-mile race: Pshaw. For the thousands of runners preparing to run 26.2 miles around Burlington for the Vermont City Marathon (VCM) at the end of this month, less than half that distance may seem like no big deal.

But what if those 10 miles were not on city paved roads and bike paths lined with spectators, but on an unknown course through the woods and fields of Pittsfield?

And what if, instead of Taiko drummers and Gatorade stations to urge you onward, those 10 miles were punctuated by extremely painful, grueling and mindnumbing tasks, such as mucking out stalls, chiseling marble, and crawling under barbed wire in the mud?

What if the organizers were actually trying to make you quit?

Then those 10 miles would be a different matter. They would take you up to 24 hours to finish — if you did finish (few do). And they would deserve their collective name: the Death Race. Rated the fourth-toughest race in the world, the ominously titled event takes place right here in Vermont.

“In a typical race, everyone says, ‘You’re doing a great job ... you can do it,” says Joe Desena, a Pittsfield-based securities trader and ultra-distance racer who founded race-organizing company Peak Races and its networking and training offshoots,

Peak.com and Peak Camps, with fellow ultra-distance runner Andy Weinberg of Middlebury. The Death Race is one of several the pair has devised.

“We’re trying to talk people out of it,” says Desena. “We’re telling them they can’t handle it; they should go home.”

And go home they do. In 2007, the first year of the Death Race, just four people out of about 30 made it through. Last year, nine of 50 entrants staggered across the finish line. This year, there’s a $1000 prize for the first five men and women who finish in under 24 hours. Most of us have about the same chance of finding a grand in cash lying on the sidewalk.

Part of the reason so many quit last year: The night before the scheduled start time, Desena and Weinberg called a prerace meeting. Then they started throwing physical challenges at the racers then and there.

It’s this kind of messing with your mind that defines the Death Race, and Peak Races in general. With names such as the “Funeral Run” and the “666 Bike Race,” and courses even the fittest of folks don’t like to contemplate, most Peak Races are designed to scare the sweat right out of you.

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“Peak Camps and Peak Races have driven me to accomplish more goals; they have relieved stress and pushed me to be

Rated the fourth-toughest race in the world, the ominously titled event takes place right here in Vermont. more disciplined and more efficient at my job,” says 28-year-old Nuno Antunes, a New York City trader who’s run the 50-mile Peak “ultra race” and its snowshoe marathon. “If it weren’t for Peak, there are many shortcomings I wouldn’t have overcome.”

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“If I remember right — and sometimes I don’t remember what I did yesterday — I was probably thinking at some point last year, when I was running up Mount Washington, What the hell am I doing here? Let’s get done already,” Barney says, sitting in his Swanton kitchen.

The Mount Washington Road Race is a sadist’s wet dream, measuring 7.6 miles on the auto road from the base to the summit, with more than 5000 feet of climb. The average grade is 11.5 percent, but some sections reach 18 percent.

The race finishes with 50 yards of a 22 percent-graded wall. It’s an anaerobic hell.

Race director Bob Teschek typically begins the historic event by telling the field of 900 runners: “There is only one hill.”

By comparison, the Whiteface Mountain Race — held a week or two before Mount Washington, and a vital training run for Barney — has an 8 percent grade over its eight-mile course.

Barney finished it in 1:48 last year, when he was 75.

Incredibly, Barney holds two course records on Mount Washington, the only Vermonter to do so. He posted his first one in the category for 65- to 69-year-old men, with a time of 1:34:59. That was in 1999, when Barney was 65. That same year, he entered the New England 65-Plus Runners Club Hall of Fame.

Last year, Barney shattered the 17-year-old record for men 75 to 79 with a time of 1:59:16. He isn’t running up Mount Washington to defend any records this year.

“I never think about that,” he says. “I just think about finishing.” His goal this time? Two hours.

In Vermont’s ever-growing running community, Barney is the vintage wine: He gets better with age. Other than that smattering of spots on his hands and the short white hair on his head, he looks

nearer to 60 than 80.

Barney averages an 8- to 8.5-minute mile at most races. In age-adjusted stats — say, if he were in the 30- to 39-yearold group — he would average a 6-minute mile. One running buddy calls him “the machine, master and mentor” of the sport.

“He’s amazing,” says Grace DickinsonBranon, a St. Albans dentist and avid runner in her thirties who sometimes trains with Barney. “He’s inspirational.

And he was so much heavier when he started. He’s proof that you can change your life at any point.”

Barney was 43 and weighed 180 pounds when his daughter, Kelly, and their neighbor, Eli Hakey — both young teenagers at the time — decided to run a mile from their homes along the Missisquoi River in Swanton Village.

Barney walked some of the distance, but went out the next night for another mile-long jaunt through town. Kelly and Eli never ran again. Barney never stopped.

He trimmed down to a wiry 150 pounds and stayed there. In his first year of running, Barney ran a marathon in 3:30, which qualified him for Boston — the marathoner’s Super Bowl.

To date he’s competed in 600 races; 28 marathons (four in Boston); more than 50 half-marathons (most recently the hilly Rolling Irish in Essex); and a 50-mile race in Essex Center — in 1980, as he approached his 50th birthday.

Barney says he’s glad to have discovered running later in life. “I think it’s a lot tougher for younger people to get the time to do it, especially today, with jobs, kids, families,” he explains. “And young kids tend to give up on it so soon.

They burn out.”

Last year, the morning after the Mount Washington race, Barney headed north to Québec with friends and ran a 26-minute 5K, placing second in his age group. He’s used to winning prizes. Sometimes he places first or second in his age group, but more often than not he places “only.”

“Running keeps me in shape,” Barney says. “You can eat more than you could if you weren’t running.” He pauses and closes his race log. Buck snores on the floor. “And it keeps me young,” he adds.

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Weinberg, a former high school P.E. teacher from Illinois who arrived here last year and works as a Middlebury College swim coach, ran his first 50-miler in Wisconsin in 1996. He’s since done 39 ultra-trail races, two double Ironmans and one triple Ironman, not to mention 15 triathlons and 11 marathons.

Ultra races (anything over 26.2 miles) differ from marathons in many ways besides distance, says Weinberg. “The camaraderie is different,” he says. “You strike up a conversation and end up spending 12 hours with that person. And you’re in the wilderness, surrounded by beautiful scenery, and you don’t have to worry about cars. Plus, running on trails is easier on your body.”

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The two stay up all night thinking of the challenges, many of which benefit farmers in the area. Last year, for example, each racer spent hours loading 30 buckets of sheep manure into a truck at one farm.

Once the event is under way, they watch Death Racers struggle, an experience Desena and Weinberg describe as emotional — and a ball. “We want to see that fighting spirit,” says Desena. “It’s mentally more difficult than anything they’ve ever come across.”

To help athletes prepare for the Death Race, Peak offers a weekend Death Camp, one of several training camps now held at Amee Farm in Pittsfield. This year, the experience included running up a mountain with tires and sledgehammers, enduring kettlebell and plyometric workouts, pushing rocks in wheelbarrows, chopping and stacking wood, and hauling boxes. “Just a bunch of crazy, silly stuff,” says Weinberg.

Jason Rita, a 42-year-old Australian who now lives in Delaware and was one of this year’s Death Campers, says the experience was life affirming.

“The weekend emphasized that it doesn’t matter what you’ve done in the past or might do in the future,” he says, “but what are you doing right now, and is it everything you can give?”

Rita is so rhapsodic about the Death Camp, I’m even considering giving it a go next summer. After my experience at the half-marathon — during which Weinberg cycled around to cheer on competitors — I’m convinced that Peak isn’t out to kill anyone, just to have some serious, ass-kicking fun.

“The Death Race is superextreme — on our waiver, it says you may die, which isn’t true; we wouldn’t let anyone die,” says Weinberg. Then he pauses to consider the Funeral Run, a 200-miler held in November. “The Funeral Run ... well, you could possibly die on that.” m

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“We picked up and left with just the necessities.” So it’s no wonder the two were drawn to making every house a comfortable home. And now they’re doing it for others.

Michelle, 37, and Nicolette, 30, live in Vergennes and Burlington, respectively. Just about a year ago, their employer, Ashley Furniture, closed its doors. The women, who had both risen to managerial positions, suddenly found themselves adrift. But it wasn’t long before Michelle said to Nic: It’s time to strike out on our own.

“We haven’t had any professional training; in our own minds, we’ve always had an eye for design and décor,” says Michelle. “We do it in our own lives — it just made sense to embrace the thing we felt most happy doing.”

And so their business, 2 P’s in Your Pad, was born, offering house cleaning, organizing and decorating services with an emphasis on going green.

OK, “green cleaning” you’ve heard of and perhaps already do. But what exactly is green decorating? In essence, it means recycling what you’ve got — in other words, “shopping” in your own house. That piece of artwork cloistered in an upstairs bedroom might come alive in the dining room, for example. An unused bench in the basement could, with a colorful coat of paint, be just the thing for an entryway. Changing sofa pillows or fabrics can freshen a living room; adding another light source — perhaps a lamp underutilized

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“What makes me feel passionate is the reusing, the repurposing,” says Michelle. “It’s more environmentally compatible. Before you run out and buy all new things,” she proposes, “let us reinvent your space. I think you would be surprised at the difference

“I look around and see how people live. I look at the clutter and things like that. I believe that clutter is a reflection of the inner being — they have a lot going on; they’re busy or scattered.

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or love, and arranging the things you do.” She suggests gathering up all the “stuff,” starting with a clean slate, and putting rooms back together with a more streamlined look.

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The real-life scene is just as placid until Scheuer is asked a question that unnerves him: How’s the real estate market?

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Scheuer retorts, shifting in his chair with an uneasy laugh.

For Scheuer, the president of Burlingtonbased development company Retrovest, the last year has been a wash. The units in South Village development began selling about a year ago, just as the U.S. real estate market went into a death spiral and dragged the rest of the economy with it. So far, six homes have been built according to the specifica-

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The plan, Scheuer says, was for the development to sell between 20 to 30 homes annually, with a goal of building 300 in all.

But because of the market, “We’ve really lost a year,” he concedes.

While the timing may be rotten, Scheuer has something else going for him: a vision that encompasses many ideals increasingly dear to Vermonters, including sustainability, community-supported agriculture and energy-efficient building. He says the development’s farm and accompanying CSA are the top reason prospective buyers say they’re interested in South Village’s homes, priced from $275,000 to $600,000.

Scheuer is a student of the New Urbanism movement, which arose in the 1980s to counter car-centric suburban developments.

New Urbanism stresses a diverse population and streets designed with pedestrians in mind. Those ideals grabbed Scheuer when he visited Seaside, Fla., one of the first towns to be developed along those principles; it served as the idyllic suburban set for the movie The Truman Show.

A sort of trial run for South Village was Retrovest’s The Palisades in Stowe. That development, located near the resort town’s Main Street businesses, features houses with front porches that face the street, while garages stand back from the road. It sold out, giving Scheuer the confidence to try something much more ambitious in Chittenden County.

The notion of combining agriculture with a new development came from Gardener’s Supply founder Will Rapp, who approached Scheuer with the idea of creating a community on the roughly 200-acre parcel of abandoned farmland. Where most developments would have a golf course, Rapp suggested, this one could boast fruitful, revitalized fields.

The project is unlike any modern development in Vermont. A 15-acre farm, complete with a pick-your-own-berry patch and an orchard, will provide produce to South Village residents through a communitysupported-agriculture model. Residents eager to grow their own tomatoes will be able to do so in community gardens. And walking paths will wind through 150 acres of restored wetlands and forest.

SEVEN DAYS | may 13-20, 2009 | feature 33A Scheuer envisions the development as eventually encompassing a bed-andbreakfast, a private school with a focus on sustainability, and a farm stand to sell the excess produce. While this type of community may be new to Vermont, it’s been successfully developed in Georgia, where a “900-acre sustainable-living community” called Serenbe includes homes, a farm and restaurants; another such settlement is Illinois’ Prairie Crossing.

At this point, though, South Village’s farm is further along than its residence component. Outside the model home where Scheuer sits, middle school students doing community service have spent the morning planting 1000 onions, scallions and leeks on the three acres that have been prepared.

It’s a cloudy day with a raw wind rushing up from Lake Champlain, yet the sixth graders

Eventually, the goal is to finance the farm through the sales and purchases of South Village homes, Miskell says. Half of 1 percent of each sale will be directed to a stewardship fund, which will finance the farm and wetlands restoration, he explains.

But Miskell declines to comment on who is currently funding the farm’s operations.

“This year it’s not profit-making for anyone involved,” he adds, walking back toward the South Village homes.

Inside the model dwelling, Miskell places a rendering of the development’s plan on a large, rustic wooden table and points out future amenities — a soccer field, the proposed farm store, and greenhouses.

Surrounding him are samples of wood and bamboo flooring, tiling and counter materials that buyers can choose to customize their homes.

The development’s farm and accompanying CSA are the top reason prospective buyers say they’re interested in South Village’s homes, priced from $275,000 to $600,000.

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Wildlife is a problem facing the farm.

David Miskell, a farm partner who grew the onion seedlings at his Charlotte greenhouses, frowns at holes in the fabric protecting broccoli and other brassicas. “Turkeys,” he says.

Facing a double threat from wild birds and deer, Miskell is concerned the development will need to erect an electric fence around the plot.

Miskell, who started the gardens at Shelburne Farms, said he got involved with South Village when Rapp asked him to restore fertility to the land, which hadn’t been farmed for several decades. That meant clearing the acres of trees and brush, planting cover crops in 2007 and adding liquid manure. Getting the acres planted makes good business sense, Miskell notes. “Why we pushed on getting something started is so people can say, ‘It’s not just a dream,’” he says.

While the development hasn’t hit its goal for home sales, the farm has sold out of its 30 CSA shares, and two farmers are working the land. One, Bobby Young, is helping oversee the Tuttle students. The Farm to School coordinator for Burlington’s school district, he saw the chance to work at South Village as a way to begin his agricultural career. This year, because there aren’t enough residents to fill the roster, South Village offered CSA shares to its neighbors. Pick-your-own pumpkins and sunflowers will be available to the public later this year, Young adds. The berries and orchard are slated for 2011.

The model homes feature open floor plans, crown molding and fireplaces. They seem to have been decorated to give visitors the sense of entering a Pottery Barn catalogue. In one model kitchen, a bowl of plastic strawberries rests beside a rolling pin, as if the owner has just stepped out while making pie. Carefully arranged boxes of Vermont-made cookies and crackers fill the pantry.

Not all these features are cosmetic. All the homes, the biggest of which run about 2600 to 2800 square feet, are LEEDcertified, short for “Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design.” High-efficiency LED porch lighting and carpeting with low VOC emissions are incorporated into the design.

While the homes aren’t cheap, eventually Scheuer wants to build what he calls “workforce housing,” or dwellings designed for two-income families who make slightly more than the Vermont median income of just over $50,000. They’re the teachers and EMTs who work in South Burlington yet can’t currently afford to live there, he explains.

Of course, building those units depends on selling the bigger houses first. How long will that take? Scheuer says he’s hopeful the economy is improving. For now, though, potential buyers are wary of purchasing when they can’t sell their current homes.

“No one had anticipated we’d lose a year to the market,” says Scheuer, pensive again.

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Hammer has watched the bill wend its way through the legislature for two years now, and he is clearly fed up. When the lawmakers went home last Saturday, the bill was held over till the next session, although the Agency of Natural Resources has decided to go ahead and start the rule-making process. “We failed to achieve clarity,” remarks Hammer, who hoped the bill would show composters a way out of the maze of local zoning permits and state regulations.

“This is a highly emotional issue. This is obviously dirty, nasty stuff,” he goes on, gesturing at the mounds of rich, black soil that surround his office, an unrestored 1820s-era farmhouse. Hammer clearly doesn’t find the stuff either dirty or nasty.

He talks about making compost as if he were engaged in concocting perfumes.

“I love manure in all its glories,” he says. “We use it all: bovine, equine, swine, poultry, bark, spoiled fodder crops, hay and food residuals from the community.

Each specific manure adds complexities to the ‘manurial’ density.”

Tom Gilbert is another true believer.

As executive director of the Highfields Institute, his job is to explore the full “glories” of manure and to alchemize compost into rich, nutritious gardening soil. Highfields had its genesis in the mid-1990s when a local dairy farmer, Tod Delaricheliere, couldn’t find technical services to help him start an on-farm composting project. He created the service himself. The Institute’s primary mission is to research and develop compost mixes, to design on-farm systems, and to educate and train the public in composting.

is divided into sections — manure, food waste and dead animals — as well as compost-building carbons such as bark and straw. Through trial and error, Gilbert figures out how to mix and mingle all that to produce the best growing soils for various purposes.

More than a decade after its founding, the nonprofit serves a dozen farm clients in the state. In addition, Gilbert spends hours on the phone informally fielding questions. He consults on farmstead compost projects and designs municipal food-waste collection systems. His assistant, June Van Houten, runs educational workshops and training sessions for schools and businesses that want to join the effort.

“It’s amazing how eager people are to participate,” says Van Houten, who demonstrates simple tactics, such as separating plastic ware from food scraps, at institutions ranging from elementary schools to businesses. The goal is to make the compost pile as trash-free as possible.

Young children get high marks for enthusiasm, while teenagers … “You have to convince them it’s cool,” says Gilbert with a sigh. “We have to work hard to get that message across.”

To hear devotees tell it, composting is the next best thing to cold fusion when it comes to salvaging the planet.

(And it has the edge, since no one has yet made the latter work.) “Composting can affect global warming in a massive way,” Gilbert explains. “When you landfill food scraps, you release noxious gases. Composting can improve water quality by locking up nutrients in the soil, preventing leachate from running off into lakes and streams. It reduces the volume of phosphorus by half and, at the same time, creates a saleable product.”

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Home & Garden

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I Story Pamela Polston Image Matthew Thorsen For more info about energy efficency and federal tax credits, visit www.energystar. gov. Download a guide to energyefficient window treatments at www.gordons windowdecor. com.

f the eyes are the windows of the soul, then the windows of your house are your eyes on the world. So the least you can do is keep them clean. But, given Vermont winters — and the planetary carbon-emissions crisis — it’s even more important to keep them “green.” How? There are two essential components to consider: window treatments on the inside, and the window itself.

Seven Days spoke with two local experts who maintain that aesthetic concerns don’t have to be sacrificed to environmental ones. And, while neither offers suggestions as cheap as stapling plastic over your windows in the winter, both have more lasting solutions that can earn you tax credits from the federal government. Besides, as every home rehabber knows, if you spend some money on efficiency up front, you’ll get it back eventually in the form of savings on heating and cooling costs.

The problem with windows, in a word: leakage. When the temperature drops, the heat you’re paying for escapes around the edges of the pane and through it. Conversely, in the summer the combination of leaks and solar gain makes your air conditioner work harder.

Marty Deem is the owner of Window World, based in Colchester for the past three years. The nationwide company operates through regional licensees; Deem’s territory covers the entire state of Vermont and three counties in upstate New York, he says. His main brand is called Comfortworld, and lately he’s been advertising the windows with an alluring imperative: “Ask about the 30% tax credit!”

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When you buy windows in 2009 or 2010 that meet the government-established standards, you’re eligible for tax credits equal to 30 percent of your cost.

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That’s a reference to the federal tax credit for energy efficiency: When you buy windows in 2009 or 2010 that meet the government-established standards, Deem explains, you’re eligible for tax credits equal to 30 percent of your cost (installation not included), with a credit cap at $1500.

Deem notes that the federal Energy

Star program, which designates energy-efficient products and sets their official standards, tightened its rating this year — under the so-called Stimulus Act — from 0.35 to 0.30.

That number is the “U-factor,” a measure of the window’s capacity to inhibit the flow of heat, measured from the center of the glass. The lower the factor, the less heat seeps through. The tightening of federal standards, Deem admits, “caught a lot of manufacturers off guard.” While Comfortworld “has adjusted to the change,” he says — the company offers windows with a U-factor as low as 0.23 — other manufacturers

pressured the IRS for a little leeway. In response, the feds have “grandfathered in” the previous rating for installations through June 1 of this year. But that’s “a little gray,” Deem cautions. “One customer told me [the IRS] wasn’t sure about giving him a credit.”

Numbers aside, the idea is to replace leaky old windows with energyefficient ones. Better insulation is achieved with a combination of good fit and double- or triple-pane glass.

Costs vary, of course, depending on style, size and manufacturer. Window World offers an “economy window” that starts at $189; its deluxe “Series 6000” triple-pane model, with a

U-factor of 0.23, goes for $379. Both prices include installation.

For most Vermont homeowners in the current economy, replacing all their old windows with ultra-efficient models is a financial stretch, if not an impossibility. What if you can only afford to do one floor at a time?

Deem recommends starting at the top — after all, heat rises. “But you really need to do them all,” he urges.

If that’s not in the cards, there’s no reason not to start with just one room, or even just one window. Take advantage of a free home audit from energy suppliers such as Vermont Gas Systems — which, by the way, offers rebates for certain energy improvements — to find out which windows and doors leak the most.

“Usually the largest piece of glass,” Deem advises.

When it comes to interior window treatments, few people are likely to know the biz better than Joan Sheeran at Gordon’s Window Decor in Essex Junction. The showroom designer has been on the job for 16 years; she can speak energy efficiency like a scientist and “soft goods” like a decorator. Indeed, most of the store’s products are both beauty- and eco-conscious.

The most energy-efficient choice is the EcoSmart Insulating Shade, which features double-cell construction, sealed, stain-resistant fabric, and the option to open from both top and bottom. The idea is to block heat flow by trapping air between the shade and the window. The Double Cell BlackOut version has “sidetracks” that block cold (or hot) air around the edges of the shade — not to mention light that can glare on television and computer screens. This model is eligible for the federal tax credit, Sheeran notes.

For a standard 30-by-54-inch window, the BlackOut shade runs about $250; add $66 for the top-down/ bottom-up feature. “You can install them yourself, or we can do it for a service charge,” says Sheeran. When it gets dingy, the EcoSmart can be removed and washed in the bathtub — if only washing windows were so easy!

Named for founder Gordon Clements, Gordon’s opened 23 years ago and has been manufacturing “some form” of the EcoSmart shade for the past 18 or so. “And everything is custom-made,” Sheeran points out.

Supporters of Vermont businesses will appreciate that the company’s products are crafted on the premises, at the east entrance to Fort Ethan Allen.

What’s more, according to Gordon’s fact sheet, “virtually all of our components are made in the USA.” Sheeran notes that there’s “a lot of business for the energy-efficient shades — more since the [economic] downturn.” Even the soft goods — curtains, valances, etc. — are selling briskly, she says. Her theory: “People are staying home more, and paying more attention to their windows.” Eyes on the world, indeed. m

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Container Yourself A master gardener gives cooped-up cultivators a clue

I By Elisabeth Crean The Ultimate Gardener: The Best Experts’ Advice for Cultivating a Magnificent Garden with Photos and Stories by Charlie Nardozzi. Health Communications Inc., 248 pages. $14.95.

ndustry analysts are predicting the slumping economy will drive gardeners to grow more of their own food this summer. Even novices, and space-challenged urbanites, can get in the game with containers, according to Burlington gardening expert Barbara E. Richardson. She contributed a short essay on one of her passions, growing herbs, to local garden guru Charlie Nardozzi’s new book, The Ultimate Gardener. The volume collects practical advice as well as personal reflections from dozens of horticultural hotshots.

The sour economy has impacted Richardson on a personal level.

Last fall, she was downsized after a decade at South Burlington’s National Gardening Association. The native of Rawsonville, Vermont, who has a B.S. in plant and soil science from UVM, also worked at Gardener’s Supply for nine years. One of her primary responsibilities at the NGA was researching and responding to questions sent to the organization’s website — roughly a “gazillion” over the years, she estimates with a laugh.

She graciously agreed to take a few more from Seven Days.

SD: How did it turn into a professional interest?

BR: Growing up in the ’70s, there was lots of awareness about pollution and environmental degradation ... My dream [was] to either be a farmer or to help farmers ... grow organically ...

So I went to UVM for plant and soil science, and they were just then getting into the sustainable agriculture realm ...

I was living in apartments but working on farms, and really always craved having my own place to grow things.

That was always difficult, living in an apartment. But I usually made some kind of effort to make it happen.

SD: How can city dwellers or renters, with little or no inground space, grow more food at home during tough economic times?

BR: As long as you have some space outside, like a fire escape or a balcony, or even a window box, you can grow a salad. You don’t have to spend money, either. I grew plants in basically whatever I could find that had a hole in the bottom so it would drain. As long as you have some sun, you can grow a tomato, cucumbers. It’s best if you can find, at the garden center, varieties that are already suited for

SD: What flourishes in containers, and what struggles?

BR: As long as the container is big enough, pretty much anything will grow ... I tend to want to grow things that you get a big yield off of ... A tomato, once it starts fruiting, they’re very prolific. You want to stay away from things that are going to take up a lot of space. I think about squash. If you have a trellis up the front of your porch, you can go ahead and grow zucchini on that. But it’s a lot of space for a vegetable that’s very prolific, that friends are going to be loading you up on later in the summer ... A little bush cucumber can be really prolific; you get a big reward for a small, 3- or 4-gallon container. That’s how I would focus: on things that are going to yield well for the small space that you can give them.

SD: How do you recommend a novice start a healthy soil mix for container gardening?

BR: Fortunately, we have down at the Intervale a good source of compostbased container mixes. And the nice part about that is that they’ve already figured out what works. But if you have compost, potting mix, peat moss, blend those together until you’ve got

SD: In your essay, you say herbs are “magical.” Why? BR: You just have to smell them and you know. They evoke memories — any fragrance does — but, I mean, such good memories: of really good food, of a soothing tea. The smell of mint just sends me right back to childhood, in the apple orchard where the spearmint grew. It’s a way to transport yourself somewhere else.

SD: Which herbs do you consider easy essentials for the beginner to grow?

BR: Basil, of course. Cilantro is a very popular herb. And that’s very rewarding, it grows very quickly, but you have to sow it frequently, because it will go to seed quickly. Parsley, and I recommend buying the plant, because it grows so slowly from seed.

Some kind of chives, for sure, because they’re so easy. And any gardener who’s got chives will be glad to give you some, because they will take over a garden. And a mint of some kind, and of course I just love chocolate mint. One of my new favorites is shiso, which is also known as perilla.

It’s very ornamental. It looks like basil, but it tastes like cumin. And dill.

As long as you have some space outside, like a fire escape or a balcony or even a window box, you can grow a salad. You don’t have to spend money, either.

Barbara Richardson

that — container varieties. But I have certainly had 6-foot-tall tomato plants growing out of a bucket, too.

Seven Days: How did you become passionate about gardening?

Barbara Richardson: I grew up in a family of gardeners. My parents grew up during the Depression.

So feeding yourself out of the garden was a no-brainer, just part of life. I grew up picking cabbage worms off plants and squishing potato bugs and picking beans. And I still liked it after that, surprisingly.

SD: How does a brown thumb overcome feeling intimidated about getting started, or the fear of killing everything?

BR: Keep trying. Find a friend, a neighbor, who can help you out. It’s basically about the plant’s needs. It’s like if you had a dog; you know it needs water, you know it needs a walk.

Well, a plant needs sun and it needs water and — especially if it’s growing in a container — it’s going to need regular fertilizer. So if you can just be regular with it, like you would with a dog, then you can keep it alive.

SD: What are the easiest things to grow for an inexperienced gardener?

BR: Lettuce, anything that doesn’t fruit, that doesn’t require sunshine, that will give you a quick reward. If you need pretty immediate gratification, grow radishes. Thirty days — you’ve got radishes!

a mix ... Think about what the plant needs: both moisture and air around its roots. So you want something that will drain well, but that will also hold enough moisture to keep the plant healthy through the course of the day.

But you do have to water pretty much every day with container gardens, if it doesn’t rain. And water once a week ... with the fish-based or seaweed-based fertilizer.

SD: What are your top secrets to successful container gardening?

BR: Self-watering containers — I love them! Because on a really hot, windy day, you don’t get home till late, that could cause blossom-end rot on those tomatoes. Making sure those pots are deep enough and have enough soil to nourish the plant ... Knowing my limits ... At the beginning of a season, you want to go hog wild, and you do, and you overcrowd things, and then you end up with disease or poor yields. So thinking long-term about results, and giving plants enough space.

SD: Especially for the beginner, wouldn’t you recommend starting with plants, and not putting the pressure on yourself to start things from seed?

BR: Absolutely. And when you go to a garden center, they’re going to have container-appropriate varieties, and will steer you to those ... Go where the plants are reliable. I think that you can go to Agway or Home Depot and get plants, but they have not been cared for in the way that a family garden center would do it.

SD: Anything else you’d like to add to encourage the gardener considering a first try at the trowel this year?

BR: Just don’t be afraid to ask questions. If it’s at the farmers market ... the extension service, the garden center ... Oh, and the Internet is just rife with advice and message boards. m

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WHITE RIVER IN SPRING: CSS COMMENCEMENT 2009 Alec Longstreth co-wrote, penciled and inked the page.

Joseph Lambert co-wrote, laidout, and colored the page.

Alec Longstreth is a guy who lives and draws in White River Junction, Vt., having just completed a year as a fellow at The Center for Cartoon Studies.

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“Drawn and Paneled” is a collaboration between Seven Days and the Center for Cartoon Studies in White River Junction, featuring works by past and present students. These pages will be archived at www.sevendaysvt.com. For more info, visit CCS online at www.cartoonstudies.org.

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ARTWORK “Red Rocks From Shelburne Point” by Dan Gottsegen

PHOTO Marc Awodey

ome contemporary landscapists cling to the Hudson River School tradition of romanticizing what they see. Others follow the wellworn path of realism, preserving moments in time to bring the outdoors inside. The most sophisticated landscape artists focus on color and form, adopting impressionistic techniques to pursue an expressive personal aesthetic.

Dan Gottsegen seems to approach the landscape from several directions at once.

His solo exhibition at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery this month showcases segmented images, as well as abstractions and a few traditional takes on the genre.

While Gottsegen holds an MFA from California College of the Arts and Crafts in San Francisco, he’s also an amateur naturalist, according to his extensive online bio and artist statement. “My work has always been shaped by my explorations of the natural world,” he writes. “Much of my earlier painting came from my work for over a decade trapping, banding, measuring and releasing hawks in California to study their migration patterns.” That experience analyzing as well as enjoying the natural environment shows in his work, especially the paintings in the “Die Wanderungen” (“The Migrations”) series, begun in 2005.

In those canvasses, Gottsegen regards landscape the way a lapidary examines a jewel. Scenes are divided into vibrant facets, each reflecting a segment of the spirit of the place. The 38-by-38-inch “Walking Life #II” is perhaps the most elaborate of these kaleidoscopic works. No fewer than 15 three- and four-sided polygonal sections of a wooded scene unfold across the picture plane. Bright scarlet leaves, purple skies and shimmering passages of water all find their place in the composition. Gottsegen seems to have revisited the locale under different conditions — not just of light but of the spectator’s emotion — to create the opulent forest pastiche.

“Red Rocks From Shelburne Point” is a horizontal 17-by-40-inch oil that partitions the vista to create something like a photomontage restated in paint. Ripples in the lake appear as squares and rectangles oriented in different directions and with varied focal points. The scene is framed by two rocky corners at lower left and right,

and its high horizon line of undulating mountains contrasts with the jumbled swells of the water. The colors here are simpler than those in “Walking Life #II.” Like a cubist working with earth tones, Gottsegen employs naturalistic blues to focus on the lake’s broken geometry, without letting them vie with nonlinear elements such as dramatic swaths of color.

“Seasons Suite” is the largest piece in the show. The epic canvas of 60 by 65 inches incorporates overlapped and juxtaposed segments. A sky at the cusp of

Gottsegen regards landscape the way a lapidary examines a jewel. dawn appears at upper left, with a line of dark trees silhouetted under cirrus clouds.

Below hangs a segment of what may be a Champlain Valley firmament with brightorange clouds. In the upper left corner of the painting, we see the close-up of a pond reflecting reeds. Beneath that, a triangle of clouded sky appears; finally, water with floating lilies adorns the bottom of the composition. If it sounds complex, it is.

But Gottsegen seems to use the complexity to suggest the interrelated nature of all the elements — and, by extension, of the human world.

Gottsegen wrote of his own relationship to nature: “As a painter, much of my time is spent in lone conversation with this thing in front of me, this quiet thing of great potential power and quiet, unneedy desire.”

He records those intimate conversations in paint. We are fortunate to be privy to them with our eyes. ­

— marc Awodey

VERMONT HAND CRAFTERS: Seeking creative and artistic Vermonters to join this not-for-profit organization dedicated to furthering the excellence of fine crafts and art that is created in Vermont. 2009 jury applications are now available at www.VermontHandCrafters. com. Now accepting applicants for a newly created category called “Alternative Craft” that reflects the current trend towards green, recycled and repurposed crafts. Application deadline is June 12, 2009.

TWO EXHIBITS SEEK ARTISTS: Premises Storefront seeks submissions for two juried exhibits: “Independence,” featuring artwork inspired by the American flag (deadline: June 5); and “Dog Days,” artwork about man’s best friend (deadline: July 24). All media accepted. Contact for prospectus.

Info: beverly@premise-s.us.

HELEN DAY ARTIST MASH-UP: Vermont artists are invited to meet new Exhibitions Director Odin Cathcart, discuss their work, and leave a portfolio/CV in consideration for the 2010 exhibition schedule. Thursday, June 4, 6-9 p.m. at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Refreshments served. Info: www.helenday.com.

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‘What Makes This Collector Tick?’: In this fundraiser for SPA, Barre resident and prolific collector Mark Waskow talks about his 9000-plus items of contemporary Vermont and regional art amassed over the last 11 years, how he makes his selections and his vision for the collection.

Thursday, May 14, 7-8:30 p.m., Studio Place Arts, Barre. Info, 479-7069.

Odin Cathcart: Local painter Odin Cathcart exhibits his large-scale mixedmedia works during the open house of a new psychotherapy center and booksigning party of Arnold Kozak, PhD. Friday, May 15, 5-8 p.m., Exquisite Mind Studio, Burlington. Info, 660-8043.

‘Full Throttle: Vintage Motorcycles, Custom Choppers and Racing Machines’: An exhibition preview of “Full Throttle” for museum members, in the Round Barn. Friday, May 15, 5-7 p.m.

Through October 25 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

Art Exploration Workshop: Children of all ages are invited to drop in for this free workshop featuring collage, printmaking and texturing techniques used by illustrators of popular children’s books. Saturday, May 16, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m., Chaffee Art Center, Rutland. Info, 775-0356.

‘Curtains Down and Hands Up’: An exhibit of historic, restored painted theater curtains from around Vermont.

Through June 15 at Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. Talk: Chris Hadsel of the Vermont Painted Theater Curtain Project will describe the history of painted theater drapes and the work her group has done to find, preserve and restore them. Sunday, May 17, 2-4 p.m. Info, 382-9222.

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Sunday, May 17, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

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May 15 through 29 at CCV Burlington Pearl Gallery. Reception: Friday, May 15, 3-5 p.m. Info, 652-2081.

Center for Cartoon Studies 2009 Thesis Exhibition: A newly graduated batch of cartoonists show their works. May 16 through June 27 at Center for Cartoon Studies in White River Junction. Reception follows commencement ceremony with speaker Jeff Smith: Saturday, May 16, 12:30-3 p.m. Info, 295-3319.

Featured Artists: Five new artists have joined the gallery: Jen Kristel, John Mannion, Tinka Martel, Chad Jenkins and Lisamarie Charlesworth. At Staart Gallery in St. Albans. Reception: Saturday, May 16, 6-8 p.m. Info, 524-5700.

ongoing :: burlington area ‘A Beckoning Country: Art and Objects from the Lake Champlain Valley’: In celebration of the quadricentennial anniversary of Samuel de Champlain’s arrival to the lake that bears his name, the works in this exhibit examine the features of the Champlain Valley landscape through objects and art created from and inspired by it since pre-European contact. Through September 20 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

Adam Heckle: “Tribalien.biorganic.spirit. graffiti,” psychedelic and experimental works in pastel, acrylic and spray paint. Through July 3 at Outer Space Café in Burlington. Info, 660-8526.

Anna Ayres: Acrylic paintings inspired by the color and landscapes of Vermont. Through May 31 at Bistro Sauce in Shelburne. Info, 985-2830.

Awareness Theater Company Artworks: Bold and vibrant works by participants in VSA Arts of Vermont’s Self Advocacy Theater Program, along with photographs of the artists at work by Andy Duback.

Through May 30 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Info, 655-4606.

PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions and spotlights are written by Pamela Polston.

Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor.

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AnnA Ayres: Acrylic paintings inspired by the color and landscapes of Vermont. Through May 31 at Bistro Sauce in Shelburne. Info, 985-2830.

AwAreness TheATer CompAny ArTworks: Bold and vibrant works by participants in VSA Arts of Vermont’s Self Advocacy Theater Program, along with photographs of the artists at work by Andy Duback.

Through May 30 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Info, 655-4606.

BeTh peArson: Oil paintings, Gates 1 & 2; IsAAC GrAhAm: Figurative acrylic paintings, Skyway; and sAGe TuCker keTChum: “2010 Year,” abstract acrylic paintings. Through May 31 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

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Through May 31 at Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 962-5556.

BosCo mCkInney: “Inking the Social Spectrum: A Personal Perspective on Politics, Social Issues and Sin,” ink pieces with a “ripped meat” look and a focus on social commentary. Through May 15 at Center for Cultural Pluralism, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-7990.

CCV Group show: “Rebirth,” a multimedia show highlighting the talents of faculty members and community artists exploring the title theme. Through May 28 at CCV Burlington Cherry Pit Gallery. Info, 652-2081.

CAyLA skILLIn-BrAuChLe: “Class Kingdom Phylum,” prints by the emerging Vermont artist featuring personal and collective landscapes inspired by organizational techniques, scientific categorization and family traditions. Through June 5 at Sanctuary Artsite in Burlington. Info, 864-8040.

‘ChAmpLAIn’s LAke redIsCoVered’: A touring exhibit of nearly 40 Vermont artists whose two-dimensional works in mixed-media reflect the visual beauty and cultural heritage around the Lake Champlain basin. In the Coach Barn. Through May 25 at Shelburne Farms. Info, 985-8686.

Che sChreIner: “Translation of Impermanence,” textural, abstract paintings by the Shelburne artist.

Through May 15 at Village Wine & Coffee in Shelburne. Info, 985-8922.

‘CuT: new drAwInGs’: Jennifer Koch, Barbara Greenwood, Kathleen Schneider and Sumru Tekin exhibit nontraditional works on paper that have been stitched, cut, woven, layered and embellished. Through May 31 at 215 College Artists’ Cooperative in Burlington. Info, 863-3662. dAn GoTTseGen: The Woodstock, Vt., artist displays recent oil paintings that reflect his long study of the natural environment. Through June 9 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848.

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‘Full ThroTTle: VinTAge MoTorcycles, cusToM choppers And rAcing MAchines’: A showcase of the art and design of America’s favorite two-wheeled ride, from classic choppers to racing bikes; ‘The BrighT And shining lighT oF irreVerence: richArd sAjA And The hisToricAlly inAccurATe school’: The New York textiles designer transforms the Kalkin House into a 19th-century painter’s salon with his trademark embroidered toile, embellished pillows and subversive take on decorative arts; ‘piecing TogeTher The pAsT: The QuilTs oF Florence peTo’: An exhibit of quilts from the former collector and quilter (1880-1970) who inspired museum founder Electra Havemeyer Webb; ‘in The eye oF The Beholder: selecTions oF AMericAn And europeAn ArT FroM The Theodore h. church collecTion’: Paintings and drawings, primarily from the 19th century, that offer a window into the personal nature of collecting; and ‘pATTy yoder: rugs oF The BlAck house FArM’: From one of the most acclaimed rug hookers (1943-2005), this exhibit includes rugs from her series “The Alphabet of Sheep.”

May 17 through October 25 at Shelburne Museum in Shelburne. Info, 985-3346. ‘gAThering oF The Minds: VerMonT rooTs, picTures oF The uniVerse And The ArTwork oF MichAel sAger’: This local collaborative art project in ink, watercolor, oil pastel and acrylics is dedicated to the Vermont Roots Reggae Festival by Bill Ottman.

Through May 31 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7200. jAson hAckenwerTh: “Micro-Macro,” biomorphic microcreatures in the shape of outsized balloon sculptures.

The internationally exhibited artist explores extremes of scale to illustrate the increasing elasticity of human perception forced by technology.

Through May 30 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165. john MeTruk: An enamel mural featuring a fly fisherman under a covered bridge by the Vermont artist.

Through June 30 at Vermont Sandwich Company — Burlington. Info, 879-5359. john MeTruk: Vermont landscape paintings in oil. Framed prints available.

Through June 30 at Vermont Sandwich Company — Williston. Info, 879-5359. joshuA giVens & AMy jelen: Largescale works in oil and acrylic, and small works in stained glass, respectively.

Through June 1 at Galen Healthcare Solutions in Burlington. Info, 658-8954. kAren dAwson, Mr. MAsTerpiece & MArc Awodey: “Café Art, Café Culture,” paintings by the Burlington artists reflecting the local “café scene.”

Through May 31 at Muddy Waters in Burlington. Info, 399-9511. ‘kids’ dAy’: Area children’s artwork is on display at City Hall and in storefront windows on Church Street to celebrate Kids’ Day May 16. Through May 28 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

MAlTex group exhiBiT: The hallways on all four floors are filled with works in multiple media by eight local artists.

Through May 31 at The Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

MArie cowAn: The Essex Art League member displays her works. Through June 30 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 862-3014.

Merle siiro: “Light and Water,” black-and-white silver gelatin prints that capture luminescence. Through May 30 at Firehouse Center Community Darkroom in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

MichAel heeney: “Heart-Shaped Locks and Basilisk Stares,” photographic portraits of local denizens and photo transfers on recycled wood.

Through May 31 at DesignHaus in Burlington. Info, 310-5019.

ned cAsTle: “Indigenous Expressions,” black-and-white photographs of regional native identities, defined from the perspective of the subjects, with archival pigments on fine-art paper.

Through December 31 at ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington. Info, 864-1848. roBerT wAldo Brunelle jr.: Paintings of vernacular Vermont in a comic-inspired, illustrative style.

Through May 31 at Opportunities Credit Union in Burlington. Info, 264-4839. rAndy Allen: “Landscapes as Metaphor,” paintings; MAggie neAle: “Stimulus in Paint,” paintings; jAck sABon: “Contemporary Native Work”; and Axel sTohlBerg: “Night Drawings.”

Through July 31 at Artpath Gallery in Burlington. Info, 563-2273. roBerT wAldo Brunelle jr.: Vernacular paintings by the Vermont artist. Through May 31 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 318-2438. roBerT Quelch: Twenty-five color digital photographs with a nature theme. Through June 14 at Drink in Burlington. Info, 238-2068. ‘sk8cre8’: A group exhibition unified by skateboards featuring local artists, mentors and youth participating in Burlington City Arts’ Mentor Arts program, including Mikey Welsh, Graham Keegan, Clark Derbes and Michael Jager. Through May 30 at Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in Burlington. Info, 865-7165. ‘skeTchBook: BryAn Burke + rolF kielMAn’: Two Champlain Valley architects, from Essex, N.Y., and Hinesburg, Vt., share an exhibit of drawings. Through June 6 at Premises Storefront Gallery in Essex. Info, 518-963-7150.

‘The Four sisTers sixTh AnnuAl ArT exhiBiT And sAle’: Jackie Mueller-Jones, Mary Ellen MuellerLegault, Carol Mueller and Debbie Mueller-Peate combine their works in oil, pastel, watercolor, sculpture, acrylic, etching, stained glass and silk screen for a yearly show. Through May 31 at Dorothy Alling Memorial Library in Williston. Info, 288-8086.

‘The golden cAge’: Color photographs of Mexican migrant workers and Vermont dairy farmers by Caleb Kenna, with commentary by Chris Urban. Through May 22 at Bailey/Howe Library, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-2138.

‘The roAd less TrAVeled’: Students from Burlington’s Rock Point School show their works in this ninth annual exhibition. Through May 31 at Rose Street Artists’ Co-op in Burlington. Info, 863-1104.

Todd r. lockwood: “One Degree of Separation,” large-format blackand-white closeup portraits by the Burlington photographer. Through June 28 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington. Info, 652-4500.

‘Views oF lAke chAMplAin’: The Essex Art League presents a group exhibit as part of the 400th anniversary of Samuel de Champlain’s visit to the lake. Through May 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014.

Vinicio AyAlA & greg MAMczAk: Old and new paintings by the Vermont artists. Through June 30 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 363-4746.

:: central AMAndA FrAnz: Acrylic and watercolor paintings by the local artist explore created situations in which to “listen to the song of paint.” Through May 15 at Plainfield Community Center. Info, 229-2758.

AMericAn insTiTuTe oF ArchiTecTs VerMonT chApTer: Entries from the 2008 Design Award Competition are on view. Through May 29 at Statehouse Cafeteria in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

‘ArT sTiMulus pAckAge’: More than 20 area artists donated affordably priced paintings and photographs to benefit the locally owned restaurant during down times. Come for dinner, go home with new art! Through May 31 at Restaurant Phoebe in Montpelier. Info, 223-2204.

chris durrAnce: “Inside Out,” photographs. Through May 31 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 229-5454. gAllery MeMBers: A group exhibit featuring works in multiple media by 14 area artists. Through May 25 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670. heidi Broner: “At Work,” paintings of individuals on the job. Through May 29 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. jusTin peTTiT: “Sacred Geometry, Graffiti and All That Matters with Spirit,” framed prints by the Global Roots artist, focusing on enlightenment and printed on hemp, lokta and kozo papers.

Through May 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier.

Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. lee gArrison: Vermont landscapes, flowers, ponds and portraits by the regional artist. Through June 30 at Vermont Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. lois BeATTy & elizABeTh MAyor: Prints by the local artists. Through May 31 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901. ‘new ArTisTs/new work’: Recent paintings by Mary Admasian and Frank Woods, and granite sculptures of soft, gentle objects by Jeane Wolfe.

Through May 31 at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 223-7680. pAT Musick: “From the Forest,” images of nests in bronze and alabaster sculptures and clay drawings on handmade paper by the Manchester artist. Through May 16 at Feick Arts Center, Green Mountain College in Poultney. Info, 287-8926. ‘show us The green’: A group show of works that interpret “green” in every way, Main Floor Gallery; ‘Across The generATions’: The Barre portrait and oral history project, Second Floor Gallery; and peTer Miller: “Vermont Farm Women,” black-and-white photographs, Third Floor Gallery. Through June 6 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069.

‘TrAnsiTions: phoTogrAphs By roBerT creAMer’: The renowned contemporary photographer uses digital technology to convey a melancholy beauty in his images, many of which show flowers in various stages of decay. The touring exhibit was organized by the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History.

Through May 24 at Montshire Museum of Science in Norwich. Info, 649-2200.

:: champlain valley 42nd AnnuAl sTudenT exhiBiTion: Graduating studio art majors show their senior projects. Through May 29 at Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College. Info, 443-5007. gregory AlBrighT: Paintings that explore landscape as a “voice of nature’s expression, a force with its own destiny, vitality and independence from humankind.” Through May 31 at The Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Theatre in Rutland. Info, 235-2734. kiT donnelly: The local artist shows recent abstract paintings in celebration of the gallery’s fifth anniversary. Through June 19 at Walkover Gallery & Listening Room in Bristol. Info, 453-3188. reBeccA lepkoFF: “Almost Utopia: In Search of the Good Life in Mid-Century America,” black-and-white photographs depicting the daily life at Pikes Falls, Vt., a community that formed around pioneer back-to-the-landers Helen and Scott Nearing. Through September 15 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964. reThA Boles & klArA cAliTri: “Feels Like Home,” watercolors inspired by travels near and far; and “The Lake Between,” images of Lake Champlain in oil and monotype, respectively. Through June 30 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956. shAwn rAe: “V.I.P., Various Intimate Portraits,” photography of friends and strangers, inspired by Japanese brush painting and modern architecture. May 15 through June 15 at Carol’s Hungry Mind Café in Middlebury. Info, 377-8686.

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RobeRt Waldo bRunelle JR. The Vermont artist is known for his unromanticized vernacular figures in a colorful, cartoonish style. He looks up — to rootops and skies — in a current collection of paintings on view this month at Red Square in Burlington. Pictured: “Roof & Sky 1.”

:: northern DAviD Smith & Steven BronStein: Paintings and metal sculpture, respectively. Through May 18 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 535-5008.

LoiS eBy: “Fourteen Works 20002007,” a selection of abstract and improvisational works on paper and canvas by the Vermont artist. Through May 18 at Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469. mAy FeAtureD ArtiStS: This month the cooperative gallery focuses on Robert Eldridge, paintings; Heidi Lague, paintings and fiber; Holly Spier, jewelry; and Peter Arthur Weyrauch, photography. Through May 30 at Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls. Info, 933-6403. nAncy Stone: “The Power of Nuance,” new watercolors by the Vermont artist.

Through May 17 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211.

‘PASSAgeS’: The venue’s 25th-anniversary exhibition comes in two parts: In the Main Gallery, 28 artists who have not been associated with BMG for more than a decade show current work and pieces made 10 or more years ago; the East Gallery holds a retrospective of work by founder Alden Bryan and his wife, Mary. Through May 17 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100.

StuDent Art Show: In this annual exhibit, the gallery features the works of area elementary, middle and high schools. Through May 23 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358. ‘the Art oF vermont’: The touring show of the State of Vermont comprises 12 artists. Through July 4 at River Arts Center in Morrisville. Info, 888-1261.

“thingS thAt mAke uS hAPPy”: A new group show presents 35 artists from around Vermont and the region who present paintings and sculpture in various media and respond to the titular theme. May 16 through June 30 at Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-1818.

:: regional FeLix De LA conchA: “Private Portraits/ Public Conversations,” a multimedia exhibit of 51 portraits that explore how members of the Upper Valley and Dartmouth communities have encountered conflict and how they made, or are making, their journey toward reconciliation. Through September 27 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426.

‘FrAnce in trAnSFormAtion: the cAricAture oF honore DAumier’: The witty political cartoons by the 19th-century French artist, created when his country was experiencing great cultural and social change, still resonate today. Through August 24 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426. ‘weAring weALth AnD StyLing iDentity: tAPiS From LAmPung, South SumAtrA, inDoneSiA’: Ornate tube dresses created by elite women of these southeast Asian lands feature cotton and silk threads colored with ancestral dyes and embellished with gold, silver, embroidery and appliqued mirrors, and communicate family contacts, station and identity. Through August 31 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426. m

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to describe is likely to happen only in your dreams or fantasies, not your actual waking life. But it will later have a correlation in your waking life, and perhaps will be instrumental in preparing you mentally and emotionally for the triumph you’ll be able to accomplish in your waking life. So here it is, the mythic tale that I foresee unfolding in the subtle realms: A python will slither up and begin to coil around you.

With an apparently irrational instinct that turns out to be quite smart, you will hiss loudly and then bite the snake, causing it to slip away and leave you alone.

LIbRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): According to my analysis of the omens, you would really benefit from a baptism right about now. Consider these questions as you design the ritual. Should you seek the help of a religious official, or do it yourself? Should the baptism be conducted in a Christian, pagan, Jewish, atheist, Buddhist, Hollywood, or free-form style? Is it enough just to sprinkle your head or should you go for full immersion? And if you choose the latter, will the dunking be more authentic if it’s in a frigid river rather than a warm bath? These issues are for you to decide, not me. I insist only on this: Let the holy water wash you free of guilt, remorse and any habit of mind that tricks you into being mean or careless toward yourself.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): After actor Woody Harrelson allegedly assaulted a paparazzo at New York’s La Guardia Airport, he issued a press release claiming it was an honest mistake. He had just completed filming Zombieland, a film in which his character had to relentlessly fight off zombies. It was understandable, he reasoned, that he mistook the pushy photographer for a zombie and naturally felt compelled to defend himself forcefully. As you shift back and forth between reality bubbles in the coming week, Scorpio, make sure you don’t make a similar error. Keep clearly in mind that the laws of nature in one bubble may be quite different from the laws in the others.

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Likewise, I’m not making an authoritative pronouncement that you did indeed cast a little curse on yourself during a careless moment. But if something like that did occur, you’re entering an excellent phase to undo the mistake. You’re awakening to how you went awry, and that’s the first crucial step in correcting for the messy consequences.

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Star Trek HHH

S Ship heads Quinto and Pine play final frontiersmen whose relationship gets off to a rocky start in J.J. Abrams’ prequel.

ome movies are critic-proof, of course, and director J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek reboot is a classic case in point.

Reviewers might as well save their breath if they don’t happen to believe it lives up to its hype. Abrams is a god to the current generation of sci-fi fans, and nothing critics say is going to have the slightest impact on his faithful.

At the risk of talking just to hear myself speak, then, permit me to suggest that this 11th full-length feature based on the beloved television series (not so beloved at the time; it was canceled in its third season) is a serviceable exercise in wham-bam photon-blasting action but not a whole lot more. Some other filmmaker could have made pretty much the same motion picture with Vin Diesel and a bunch of competent genre regulars, and the result would have been lucky to crack the top 10 at the weekend box office — much less draw rave reviews as the entertainment event of the season.

Put aside for a moment the viewer’s nostalgic affection for the central characters. What, after all, do we have here but yet another special-effects fest about an evil alien (Eric Bana) in a crazy-looking spaceship going around blowing up planets, and a cool-looking ship full of good guys trying to save the world? Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman can scarcely be said to have boldly gone where no screenwriters have gone before.

But, over the run of six TV series and nearly a dozen big-screen adaptations in 43 years, the core characters of Star Trek have become part of our DNA. Whether you’re 14 or 84, you know these fictional

men and women. You’ve shared adventures, mysteries and laughs with them. It’s likely that, on some level, to some degree, you care about them.

And Abrams has bet everything on that transgenerational connection. I say that because — apart from the engaging but hardly groundbreaking battle sequences — there isn’t much to this movie beyond the introduction of the people who will be playing these iconic figures for the next several years.

The one twist here is that we reconnect with the familiar characters at an earlier point in their lives than we’ve witnessed previously. We first encounter James T. Kirk (Chris Pine), for example, as an 11-year-old Iowa hellraiser joyriding in a stolen car. Cut to a geeky Spock (Zachary Quinto) getting bullied by his Vulcan classmates for being half human. It’s a neat trick that has caused more than one critic to praise the director as “bold” and “brilliant,” yet I’m not sure it adds a great deal to either the canon or the film.

Especially given the fact that, only minutes later, everybody’s grown up, graduated from the Starfleet Academy and at their posts aboard the newly completed Enterprise on their way to face off against Bana’s time-traveling Captain Nero. He has a very large spacecraft, lots of tattoos and a bone to pick with Spock for something the pointy-eared cadet won’t even have done for years to come.

Abrams’ relaunch does tweak the backstory in places, but ultimately these additions don’t change much of anything. Kirk and Spock, for instance, don’t hit it off right away, but they bond in due time with a little help from future Spock. That’s Leonard Nimoy himself, who lends a touch of class and gravitas to what occasionally resembles a high school production, given the cast’s median age. Next to Nimoy’s, Quinto’s voice sounds as though it hasn’t changed yet, and I’m not sure the new Sulu (John Cho) and Chekov (Anton Yelchin) even shave.

So is this first mission a success? From a financial standpoint, duh. In terms of establishing the existence of a market for a retooled Star Trek, certainly. Is it exceptional cinema? No. It’s a popcorn movie with a pedigree. The Enterprise will need a full tank of dilithium crystals the next time it takes off, because it has a long way to go to live up to the best of the franchise’s long and prosperous legacy.

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Sin Nombre HHHH

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marked man Tats are more fetish than fashion statement for Flores and his mates in Fukunaga’s foray into Mexico’s gangland.

f you took away the vampires in Twilight and replaced them with Mexican gangbangers, you might have something like the central plot of Sin Nombre [Without Name]. You’d also have a way scarier movie.

A Honduran teen named Sayra (Paulina Gaitan), uprooted from her home and forced to march north by a father she barely knows, meets a handsome boy (Edgar Flores) who rescues her from an attacker. The thing is, her savior’s a dangerous man himself — so dangerous he’s afraid to get close to her. The two young people, both of them gloomy, stoic and withdrawn, nonetheless build a rapport. When her new friend hops off the train carrying her family toward the U.S. border, Sayra has to make a life-changing decision.

Love or family ties? Take a guess.

Of course, it wasn’t the star-crossed-teen-romance angle per se that won first-time director Cary Fukunaga a directing award at Sundance. (Sin Nombre also snagged a highly deserved win for cinematography and a nomination for the Grand Jury Prize.) Like last year’s Frozen River or the upcoming Precious, Sin Nombre transports American arthouse audiences to a world most of them know almost nothing about except that they should know more. The film depicts rural Mexico as a hotbed of color and vitality, but also of indigence and desperation, where legions of people camp out on the roofs of moving freight trains in the hopes of getting close enough to jump the border into Texas, the promised land of Wal-Mart and Six Flags.

The border doesn’t mean as much to gangs such as the Mareros, which operate on both sides with seeming impunity, preying on vulnerable immigrants and ruthlessly squelching dissent in their ranks. At the beginning of the film, we watch the brutal initiation of a sweet-faced preteen (Kristian Ferrer), to whom the gang offers security and excitement he can’t find elsewhere. (It also gives him a new name, “El Smiley” — hence the film’s title.) But membership is a lifetime thing — “womb to tomb,” like the Jets used to sing.

As the local ringleader (Tenoch Huerta) shows Smiley how to execute a rival, he dandles a baby on his hip.

The older El Casper (Flores), who serves as the boy’s mentor, is chafing at the bit; he’s been spending too much time with an upscale girlfriend his “homies” don’t know about, a recipe for trouble. When he breaks free, he does so with a violence that makes him, in effect, a walking dead man. But he also reclaims his real name — and his humanity — in his friendship with Sayra.

As this synopsis suggests, Sin Nombre has many plot threads, not always well knit. The script (also by Fukunaga) evokes a score of gangland-melodrama clichés. But it never fully fleshes out its main characters; by the end, we know more about little Smiley than we do about Casper, the male lead, who remains almost as mysterious to us as to Sayra.

What it lacks in conception, though, the film makes up in atmosphere, visuals and charismatic performances.

Shot in the saturated colors of National Geographic, but a lot less sedate, Sin Nombre brims with stunning landscapes and equally striking squalor. Though his action scenes are a little spastic, Fukunaga has an artist’s eye for detail; he turns cluttered rooms and piles of dying vegetation into still lifes, and he gives the same loving attention to the gang members’ tattoos.

By the end, we may feel as if we’ve lived for an hour and a half in this world. The film has one indelible personality in Gaitan’s taciturn emigrant, who says a lot with just her hooded eyes. We don’t know what she left behind or what she hopes to find in New Jersey, where her dad already has a second family. But we do know she’s the kind of girl who takes fate into her own hands. If teen romance is always about flirting with danger, Sayra is willing to move past the flirting stage, with consequences we’d never see in the sheltered world of Stephenie Meyer. Who needs vampire stories when your real life is a horror show?

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ANGELS & DEMONS: Tom Hanks loses the goofy hairdo and reprises the role he played in The Da Vinci Code. This time around, he teams up with a sexy Italian scientist to thwart a plot to destroy the Catholic Church. Based on the Dan Brown bestseller. Also starring Ayelet Zurer and Ewan McGregor. Ron Howard directs. (150 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset, Welden) ANVIL! THE STORY OF ANVIL: Former Anvil roadie Sacha Gervasi directs this documentary portrait of the Canadian metal band that helped pave the way for groups such as Anthrax, Metallica and others in the early 1980s — only to fall into obscurity. He focuses on the continuing efforts of the band’s two fiftysomething founders to attain the glory that has thus far eluded them. (90 min, NR. Savoy) THE SECRET OF THE GRAIN: From Tunisian writer-director Abdel Kechiche comes this award-winning 2007 drama about a poor and aging shipyard worker who dreams of opening a restaurant with the help of his fractured family. Habib Boufares, Alice Houri and Bruno Lochet star. (151 min, NR. Roxy) SHALL WE KISS?: Two young people in committed relationships ponder whether they can safely release their feelings of mutual attraction in a smooch sans consequences in this French drama from writer-director Emmanuel Mouret.

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Maybe from one of the slew of movies Hollywood’s churned out over the years with premises that are identical or extremely similar. For example, Like Father Like Son, Dream a Little Dream, 13 Going on 30, 14 Going on 30, Vice Versa, Big, and, let’s not forget, 1988’s 18 Again! Who said they don’t make them like they used to? Zac Efron, Matthew Perry and Leslie Mann star. Burr Steers directs. (102 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIEHH Miley Cyrus plays a teen whose dad takes her back home to Tennessee when she starts to feel the strain of leading a double life as the girl next door and a mega pop star, in this Disney film with no basis in reality whatsoever. With Emily Osment and Billy Ray Cyrus. Peter Chelsom directs. (92 min, G. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Majestic) THE HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUTH1/2 Virginia Madsen and Kyle Gallner are paired in this purportedly fact-based horror-fest about a family experiencing that other kind of housing crisis — the kind where you move into a charming old Victorian and find it’s occupied by evil spirits. Martin Donovan costars.

Peter Cornwall directs. (92 min, PG-13.

Sunset) I LOVE YOU, MANHHH1/2 John (Along Came Polly) Hamburg is the latest director to attempt to steal a piece of Judd Apatow’s bromance thunder with this laugher about a dude who realizes after proposing to his girlfriend that he needs to make a best friend if he wants a best man. Paul Rudd, Jason Segel and Rashida Jones star. (97 min, R. Roxy, Sunset) MONSTERS VS. ALIENSHHH Seth Rogen, Hugh Laurie and Reese Witherspoon are among the voice cast in this bit of animated sci-fi family fun about a group of monsters thoughtful enough to band together and save humanity from an alien attack. Will Arnett’s in there, too.

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SIN NOMBREHHH1/2 Paulina Gaitan stars in the story of a young Honduran woman who attempts a dangerous odyssey across Latin America with her father in hopes of entering the U.S. Costarring Edgar Flores and Diana Garcia. Written and directed by Cary Fukunaga. (96 min, R. Roxy) THE SOLOISTHHH1/2 Jamie Foxx stars in this fact-based drama in which a homeless man with a remarkable musical gift crosses paths with a writer who recognizes his talent and helps change his life.

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SMART WATERWAYS Prevent stormwater pollution from your home and garden.

For more information about water quality in our region and everyday things you can do to prevent pollution, visit www.SmartWaterways.org Chittenden County Regional Stormwater Education Program

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Treasures and Tales Personal Connections to the Lake

BENEFIT AUCTION ★ DANCEPARTY ★ AWARDS

TAKE PART: The Fleming Museum invites you to participate in a community component of our current exhibition, A Beckoning Country: Art and Objects from the Lake Champlain Valley, which examines the Champlain Valley landscape through the objects and art created from and inpired by its features.

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SATURDAY, MAY 30, 6PM SHERATON HOTEL, BURLINGTON WESTERN ATTIRE ENCOURAGED! TICKETS: WWW.RU12.ORG OR 860-7812

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TELL YOUR STORY: You can help us tell the story of the Lake Champlain Valley by sharing items of personal importance (objects, pictures, mementoes, etc.) that relate to your own experience of Lake Champlain.

IT’S EASY TO PARTICIPATE: Send us a picture of your item, the completed form and tell your story in 100 words or less. Use the online form or download and print out a form from the Fleming’s website, or pick up one at the Museum.

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Web-form: www.flemingmuseum.org E-Mail: fleming@uvm.edu Mail: Fleming Museum, 61 Colchester Avenue Burlington, VT 05405 Phone: 656-0750 Selections will be made by June 10, and items selected must be delivered to the Museum the week of June 23 – 30.

Objects from the community will be on display from July 7 until the close of the exhibition on September 20, 2009.

Selected objects from A Beckoning Country: Doll, Moretown Vermont, c. 1830. Corncob, wood, cotton. Gift of William Heuman, 1940.42.1 Enoch Wood, (English, 1759-1840), Plate (McDonough’s Victory on Lake Champlain). Gift of Evelyn Benedict 1942.3.1 Vermont State Militia Uniform,, 1836. Wool, felt, cotton, metal. Gift of John E. Wadsworth, 1933.32.4

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<movietimes> BIG PICTURE THEATER Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8994.

wednesday 13 — sunday 17 X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2 (FriSun), 4 & 6 (all week), 8 (Wed & Thu).

Hannah Montana: The Movie 2 (Fri-Sun), 4 (Wed & Thu), 4:15 (Fri).

The Soloist 6 & 8:15 (Wed & Thu), 8 (Fri-Sun).

See www.bigpicturetheater.info.

BIJOU CINEPLEX 1-2-3-4 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-3293.

wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Star Trek 6:40. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 6:50. 17 Again 7. Hannah Montana: The Movie 6:30. friday 15 — wednesday 20 *Angels & Demons 1 & 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 6:40 (all week), 9:15 (Fri & Sat).

Star Trek 1:10 & 3:40 (Sat & Sun), 6:50 (all week), 9:15 (Fri & Sat). X-Men Origins: Wolverine 1:20 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9:15 (Fri & Sat).

Hannah Montana: The Movie 1:30 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30 (all week), 8:15 (Fri & Sat).

Times subject to change. See www.bijou4. com.

CAPITOL SHOWPLACE

93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343.

6:40, 9:10. Battle for Terra (in 3-D) 12:55. The Soloist 6:20, 9. Obsessed 1:40, 4:30, 7:20, 9:45. Earth 1:25, 3:50, 6:30. Fighting 8:45. 17 Again 1:10, 3:40, 7:05, 9:30. Monsters vs. Aliens (in 3-D) 2:50, 4:50. State of Play 6:50, 9:35. Hannah Montana: The Movie 1, 3:30.

12:55, 3:25, 6:45, 9:10. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 1:15, 3:45, 6:50, 9:15.

friday 15 — wednesday 20 *Angels & Demons 12:20 (Fri-Sun), 1:20, 2:25, 3:20, 4:20, 6:30, 7:30, 8:30, 9:30. Star Trek 12:25 (Fri-Sun), 1:10, 3:10, 4, 6, 7, 8:50, 9:45. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 1:30, 4:10, 7:10, 8:40, 9:40. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 1:25, 3:50, 6:50, 9:10. Obsessed 1, 3:30, 6:20, 9. Earth 12:55, 3:40, 6:10.

17 Again 1:15, 6:40, 9:20. Monsters vs. Aliens (in 3-D) 12:20 (Fri-Sun), 5:30. Hannah Montana: The Movie 3:45.

241 North Main Street, Barre, 479-4921.

Times subject to change. See www. majestic10.com.

Times subject to change. **See Calendar in Section B or www.palace9.com for special event descriptions.

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Monsters vs. Aliens 1:30 (Sat & Sun).

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First show starts at dusk.

MARQUIS THEATER

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Star Trek 7. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 7. friday 15 — thursday 21 *Angels & Demons 2:45 (Sat & Sun), 6 & 9 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu). Star Trek 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6 & 8:45 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu).

THE SAVOY THEATER

Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509. wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Adventureland 6:30. Monty Python’s Life of Brian (30th Anniversary) 8:30.

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wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Star Trek 6:30, 9. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 6:30, 9. Earth 6:30, 9.

The Soloist 6:30, 9. 17 Again 6:30, 9. friday 15 — wednesday 20 *Angels & Demons 1:15 (Sat & Sun), 6:15, 9. Star Trek 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. Obsessed 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 6:30, 9. Earth 1:30 (Sat & Sun). The Soloist 9. Hannah Montana: The Movie 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30.

See www.fgbtheaters.com.

ESSEX CINEMA

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 13 — thursday 14 17 Again 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:15. Earth 12:40, 2:45, 4:50, 7, 9:10. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40. Monsters vs. Aliens (in 3-D) 12:15, 2:20. Obsessed 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:05, 9:25. Star Trek 12:10, 3:05, 4:25, 6:20, 7:10, 9:10, 10.

State of Play 9:50. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 12, 1, 2:30, 4, 5, 6:40, 7:30, 9, 9:50. friday 15 — wednesday 20 *Angels & Demons 12:25, 1:20, 3:20, 4:10, 6:15, 7, 9:10, 9:50. 17 Again 12, 2:10. Earth 12:40, 2:45, 4:50, 7, 9:10.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40. Monsters vs. Aliens (in 3-D) 12:15, 2:20. Star Trek 12:10, 3:05, 4:25, 6:20, 7:10, 9:10, 10. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 12, 2:30, 4:20, 5, 6:40, 7:30, 9, 9:50.

Times subject to change. See www. essexcinemas.com.

MAJESTIC 10

Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Star Trek 1:20, 3:10, 4:10, 6, 7, 8:50, 9:50. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 12:50, 1:50, 3:20, 4:20, 6:10, 7:10, 8:40, 9:40.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 1:30, 4,

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA

See www.savoytheater.com.

College Street, Burlington, 864-3456. wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Star Trek 1, 3:45, 6:50, 9:20. Sin Nombre 1:05, 3:35, 7:10, 9:15. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 1:25, 3:55, 7, 9:30.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 1:15, 4:10, 6:40, 9:25. I Love You, Man 1:20, 8:45.

The Soloist 1:10, 4:05, 6:30, 9:10.

Adventureland 3:40, 6:20. friday 15 — thursday 21 *Angels & Demons 12:50, 3:30, 6:30, 9:25. *The Secret of the Grain 1:05, 6. Star Trek 1, 3:45, 6:50, 9:20. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 1:25, 3:55, 7, 9:30.

Sin Nombre 4, 8:50. The Soloist 1:10, 4:05, 6:40, 9:10. I Love You, Man 1:20, 7:10. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 4:10, 9:15.

Times subject to change. See www. merrilltheatres.net.

PALACE CINEMA 9

Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 13 — thursday 14 **DCI 2009: The Countdown 7:30 (Wed). Star Trek 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 12:30, 1:30, 3:20, 4:15, 6:05, 7, 8:45, 9:45. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 1, 1:45, 3:30, 4:20, 6:10, 7:05 (Thu only), 8:35, 9:30. Wendy and Lucy 1:35, 6:35. Gomorrah 3:35, 8:25. The Soloist 12:55, 3:25, 6:45, 9:15. Earth 1:25, 3:45, 6:30. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:20, 3:50, 6:40, 9:10.

Obsessed 1:15, 4:05, 6:50, 9:20. State of Play 8:40. friday 15 — wednesday 20 **The Metropolitan Opera Presents Rossini’s La Cenerentola 7 (Wed). *Angels & Demons 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 12:40, 1:45, 3:40, 4:45, 6:40, 8, 9:30. *Shall We Kiss? 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 3:55, 6:25. Star Trek 12:30, 1:30, 3:20, 4:15, 6:05, 7, 8:45, 9:40. Wendy and Lucy 1:35, 8:30. Gomorrah 8:20 (except Wed). Earth 1:20, 3:35, 6:15 (except Wed). Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 1:25, 3:50, 6:35, 9:05. The Soloist

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wednesday 13 — thursday 14 X-Men Origins: Wolverine 7. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 7. State of Play 7.

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friday 15 — wednesday 20 *Angels & Demons 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30 & 9:10 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu).

X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2:30 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9:15 (Fri & Sat). Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 2:30 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9:10 (Fri & Sat).

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Porters Point Rd. Colchester, 862-1800. wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Star Trek & I Love You, Man. X-Men Origins: Wolverine & Taken. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past & 17 Again. The Haunting in Connecticut & Observe and Report.

24 Main St, Downtown Winooski: 655-4888 Mon-Sat 11:30am-2:30pm / 5-10 pm Closed Sun

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Star Trek & I Love You, Man. X-Men Origins: Wolverine & Taken. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past & 17 Again.

First shows start at dusk. See sunsetdrivein.com.

WELDEN THEATER

104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888. wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Star Trek 7, 9:15. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 7, 9. 17 Again 7, 9. friday 15 — thursday 21 *Angels & Demons 2 & 4:15 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:15. Star Trek 2 & 4:15 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:15. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9.

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ow probably isn’t the easiest time to get excited about storing produce for the winter. After all, the trees are finally in bloom, peas are coming up, and we have a summer of fresh, abundant local food to look forward to.

But if you point your gaze a few months beyond those bright days of fecundity, you stare once again into the long tunnel of fallow winter. For most of us, that means a return to at least partial dependence on food trucked or flown here from other climes. And with it the arrival of that green-tinged angel on your shoulder — the one that makes you feel guilty about the carbon footprint of, say, your crispy Chilean apples.

“You’re contributing to global warming,” whispers the angel in your ear. “What about food security?” it asks. “Peak oil is upon us!” the angel shouts. “Wake up!”

Maybe you’re not plagued by this annoying little voice. Or maybe you just ignore it and get on with your busy life.

But if you’re wondering whether there’s a low-energy way to store local produce through a Vermont winter, there is: It’s called root cellaring.

Although the name seems self-explanatory, “There is more to root cellaring than just throwing a bunch of root vegetables into the basement and hoping for the best,” says Richard Czaplinski, a retired engineer who’s a member of the PostCarbon Sustainability Network (PocSun), a group that works in conjunction with Transition Town Montpelier.

The Transition Town movement, which began in the United Kingdom in 2005, is devoted to educating communities about how to relocalize their economies

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in preparation for the challenges of energy shortages and climate change. PocSun, which shares that mission, recently decided to focus on teaching and disseminating root-cellaring skills over the next two years.

Czaplinski’s doing his part for the initiative; he’s written a six-page guide to root cellaring and offers free consultations with people who need help siting and building their own.

On a cool, sunny spring Sunday morning, Donna O’Malley decides to take Czaplinski up on his offer. O’Malley, 52,

has long, wavy hair the color of weathered granite and works for the AmeriCorps Neighbor to Neighbor program. Her goal is to “grow food and store it” at her off-the-grid homestead in Calais. She and her friend Don Lenz, 55, a builder from Plainfield, have come to Czaplinski’s cabin to get a guided tour of his root cellar and learn some principles of food storage.

Czaplinski, 67, has brown hair, white sideburns and light blue eyes and looks at least 15 years younger than he is. He meets O’Malley and Lenz wearing jeans,

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Czaplinski has been using a root cellar for as long as he can remember. His parents had one on the dairy farm in Wisconsin where he grew up.

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As O’Malley and Lenz walk into the kitchen, warm from the wood-burning cook stove, Czaplinski notes that his current main purpose in life is to show people scaling down is possible.

“People are very afraid,” he says.

“I tell them to relax.” He also tells them that using less energy in the food system isn’t just sensible — it can be fun.

there are simple ways to control all three. A thermometer and hygrometer will cover the first two, but if you want to open your trap door and know right off how cold it is, Czaplinski recommends keeping a shallow bucket of water on the ground.

If you’ve got ice, it’s too cold.

“That’s easy!” declares O’Malley.

It gets below freezing in the cellar about twice a year, which is why Czaplinski installed a fan in the ceiling that draws warm air from the first floor when he needs it.

Of course, those who don’t have long-term storage for root vegetables can still buy them from those who do — through a CSA or winter farmers market.

The Montpelier market features root vegetables from Pete’s Greens and Blackwell Roots Farm, among others.

Lee Blackwell, 56, and his wife, Ruth Richards, 55, are in their third season of cultivating and storing root vegetables at their end-of-the-road farm in Cabot. On a recent rainy Thursday afternoon, Blackwell is

There is more to root cellaring than just throwing a bunch of root vegetables into the basement and hoping for the best.

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Czaplinski opens a trap door in the floor and leads his visitors down into the root cellar. The room is about 64 square feet and 7 feet high, with a hard dirt floor and walls of masonry and fieldstone.

Czaplinski explains that a good root cellar will have at least one north wall and dirt all the way up to the top of the foundation. “You want the cold earth behind these walls,” he instructs.

The earth keeps the room cold in the fall and spring, but warm enough in the winter so the produce doesn’t freeze. There are two windows at head height, one of which Czaplinski uses to modulate the temperature. In the fall and spring, he opens it at night to let the cool air seep in. In the winter, both windows remain closed and boarded against the light.

Different vegetables have different ideal storage temperatures. The basic root vegetables — carrots, beets, parsnips, celeriac and leeks — prefer 32 degrees with 95 percent humidity. Apples like the same conditions, but they need to be segregated and sealed because they give off ethylene, which causes the other produce to ripen more quickly. Czaplinski keeps his Prairie Spies in a cardboard box and layers the apples with newspaper. He looks around for one to share with his guests. “You can see some of them are starting to go by,” he says, “but some of them are perfectly good.”

Along the walls, wooden shelves hold a variety of canned produce, such as apple sauce, apple butter, raspberry jam, tomato juice, spaghetti sauce and pears. Onions hang from the ceiling, and buckets filled with beets, carrots, celeriac and potatoes are scattered around the floor. Potatoes like temps a little warmer, at 40 degrees and 95 percent humidity.

“Temperature, humidity and ventilation are the heart of the art,” Czaplinski says, noting

Some vegetables — cabbage and peppers, for example — will only keep for two months, so Czaplinski advises that the “combination of a root cellar and a greenhouse is critical.”

Czaplinski’s own greenhouse extends from his basement to the south side of the house. He extracts cabbage and peppers from the garden in the fall, with the root balls intact, and replants them in the greenhouse, where they stay in a kind of suspended animation until about Christmas time. The cabbages can then be transferred into the root cellar, but the peppers should be consumed. Chard and kale are hearty enough to overwinter in the greenhouse, where it gets well below freezing, and then start to grow again in the early spring.

Back in the kitchen, Czaplinski reminds O’Malley and Lenz that a root cellar is just one component of a well-functioning food system.

Dried beans, grains and squash, for example, can stay in a coldstorage room in an unheated part of the house.

Czaplinski’s resembles the typical root cellar that was used in Vermont farmhouses throughout the 18th and 19th centuries, but other styles work, too. Say you don’t have a basement. In that case, a hole in the ground or a space dug out of a slope can work, when insulated properly. The humidity is actually easier to control when three sides of the cellar are encased in earth. But the cellar needs to be accessible during the snowy months. “If it’s hard to get to, you’re not going to use it,” Czaplinski warns. “You want to make it easy.”

Homeowners who have a conventional basement with concrete floors and a furnace can frame off a separate corner, preferably with a window for ventilation, insulate it with Styrofoam blueboard, and keep it moist with a mister or a pan of water.

just getting up from a nap after feverishly planting onions in the good weather.

Blackwell Roots grows and stores about 6 tons of carrots, 4 tons of potatoes and 1.5 tons of onions. To keep this much produce through the winter, Blackwell, a former carpenter, built a barn that backs up to the side of a hill. It has separate 9-foot-tall root-cellar environments for carrots, onions and potatoes. Besides selling the vegetables, Blackwell Roots makes kimchi, an organic lactofermented Korean sauerkraut made of green cabbage, Napa cabbage, bok choi, leeks, carrots, daikon, garlic, red pepper and ginger, all of which grow on the farm.

Blackwell is soft-spoken and deliberate, his brown hair hidden beneath a short-brimmed brown cap. He’s been in the farming business one way or another for 30 years, but recently decided to recommit to it full time.

“It seemed like the local food movement was taking off, and there was a possibility of making a living farming,” he explains.

Why root vegetables? “It was a niche that nobody was exploiting,” Blackwell says. A timely one, too. He cites a recent Wall Street Journal report that world oil production has peaked, and says that “our food system is going to have to change, because it’s completely dependent on fossil fuel.”

With that in mind, Blackwell is doubling his production this summer, to two acres. But don’t label him a doomsday prophet — like Czaplinski, he enjoys his work and thinks it’s pretty practical to have a year-round local food supply.

“I think it’s the thing I was meant to do,” Blackwell says ruminatively. “I’ve never been happier, and I haven’t been more tired.” m

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When restaurateur Jack Pickett of Stowe sold his highly touted Blue Moon Café, he added a noncompete clause to the sale agreement as a form of protection … against himself. “I wanted to make sure I never got back in the business again,” he admits.

But after the clause expired — and he was severely injured in a 2003 propane water-heater explosion — Pickett changed his mind. “What got me through was the support I got through customers and friends,” he says. “When you’re back at square one, your priorities just fall into place.”

For Pickett, feeding his community returned to the top of the list. Last week, he opened Frida’s Taqueria & Grill — located where Restaurant Swisspot used to be — along with two partners.

One is Chef Joshua Bard, 32, who used to work at the Blue Moon. “It took him a year to talk me into [the new restaurant],” says Pickett, who will be managing the front of the house.

Unlike many Vermont eateries serving southof-the-border nosh, Frida’s will be free of Tex-Mex fare, which Pickett describes as “rice, beans and lots of melted cheese.”

What is on the menu at his artistically named eatery? “We borrow from all of the regions of Mexico, which are pretty diverse,” Pickett says.

Guests can go casual with six types of tacos on homemade corn tortillas for $3.75 a pop, or up the ante with entrées such as Vera Cruz-style fish and smoked duck mole. Traditional desserts include tres leches cake and flan.

Pickett may be manning the dining room, but he’s proud of the quality ingredients used in the kitchen. In the fish taco, for example, Atlantic cod takes the place of more typical tilapia, which he thinks “tastes like a dirty pond.” Guacamole is made table-side in traditional Mexican stone mortars. In an effort to keep things affordable, Frida’s standard margarita is made with a “pretty good” tequila from the bar’s “well,” but those with more bucks may prefer the 100-percent-agave version blended with a homemade mix.

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The program “evolved organically” when adam Woogmaster, 44, began slinging omelettes at the market and working as manager of Return House.

“It fit so perfectly with the mission of L.A.C.E to be a training ground, an opportunity for the guys,” he suggests. When he proposed the idea to owner ariel zevon, she “loved it,” says her mom and store spokesperson Crystal zevon. So did the vermont department of labor, which pays the 18-to-22-year-old men minimum wage as they train.

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The second takes things to another level with fancier fare. “They did one recently that was lamb or spinach in phyllo-dough pastry,” Zevon recalls.

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fter six months of snow and sticks, the sight of a green field studded with dandelions is priceless. But you can’t actually make money growing the ubiquitous “weeds” — or can you?

Ask the owners of Montpelier’s Kismet, where patrons shell out $3.50 for a large “dandelion latte” made from the fuzzy flower’s roasted and steeped roots. The tan fluid may sound like a strange thing to swig, but fans go for its earthy, roasted flavors and hint of bitterness offset with maple syrup.

And, no, the restaurateurs aren’t sneaking around digging up lawns. They purchase organic dandelion root from Richard Wiswall and his wife, Sally Colman, who own Cate Farm in Plainfield, just 15 minutes down the road. Besides dandelions, Cate Farm proffers other crops you might find growing wild around your compost heap, such as burdock root and echinacea.

It may sound like niche production taken to an extreme, but the fact is, 52-year-old Wiswall has it down to a science. Years ago, the Middlebury grad determined that he could earn more growing dandelions than cultivating popular greens such as spinach and cilantro.

“We have good demand for it,” he explains. “It’s not a big market, but we grow enough to saturate the market.”

This kind of tactic dovetails with Wiswall’s philosophy of farming “smart, not hard.” By microtargeting their efforts, he’s shown, savvy farmers can flourish crop by small crop.

This November Chelsea Green will release the fruit of Wiswall’s experience, The Organic Farmer’s Business Handbook, complete with worksheets on CD-ROM. With numerous speaking and consulting gigs under his belt, Wiswall feels qualified to offer advice on one of the riskiest — and, around here, trendiest — professions. “[The book] will hopefully keep people from repeating the same mistakes that I made, and give them a leg up and some shortcuts so they can get to a profitable state much quicker than they would have otherwise,” he says.

But the road from starting a farm to having enough knowledge to fill a book was a long one. “It’s only after 28 years of [farming] that I felt like I could do it,” says Wiswall. “Back when I started, I didn’t know what I was doing. I was 24 years old, very green and full of energy.”

In 1981, the recent graduate — known to his friends as “Wiz” — was working at a bike shop in Middlebury and pondering his future. “All my friends were going off to graduate school or doing these straight jobs, and I was thinking, I don’t really want to do any of that,” he recalls.

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ous job opportunities. One was to manage Middlebury’s semesters abroad in Nepal; the other, to join four business partners in buying and revitalizing the historic Cate Farm.

Inspired by the back-to-the-land movement and Wendell Berry’s writing, Wiswall chose farming over roaming the globe. He moved into the house on the Plainfield property, which was farmed by the Cate family from 1793 until 1901.

A dirt road leads visitors through a picturesque covered bridge and into sight of the farm, which is situated on a bend of the Winooski River.

Flood plain accounts for many of the farm’s 148 acres. Its centerpiece, an aged, stately, post-and-beam barn, was built to hold tons of loose hay — and at one time, ice harvested from the river. Despite predating Napoleon, the farm has a modern bohemian pedigree: In 1964, it became part of Goddard College, and numerous Bread and Puppeteers made their home in the farmhouse in the 1970s. “I think it was kind of zoo-y,” Wiswall guesses.

Even though he had business partners, Wiswall was Cate’s sole farmer from the start. “The partnership was structured so I could conduct farm business, and the other partners would do other things: cooking, photography, carpentry,” he explains. The first year, he recalls, “We started small, with 1 acre, and doubled in size until we reached 16 acres.”

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You will find kale and cucumbers on Cate Farm, but not en masse: Colman and Wiswall sell that produce at the Montpelier Farmers’ Market and use it in their own meals.

The pair and their children and staff still work a lot, dividing up the labor: “[Sally] does all the greenhouses; I do all the fieldwork and physicalplant kind of things,” Wiswall says. But nowadays, farming is “less management intensive,” he adds. “I don’t feel like I’m juggling 10 balls in the air and trying to keep them from dropping.”

Their careful organization is visible in Cate Farm’s seven greenhouses, grouped behind the farmhouse. Three are dedicated to a single variety of tomato, which will eventually grow taller than the thin, bearded, 6-foot-2-inch farmer.

The odorous plants reach that stature thanks to warmth, consistent watering via a timed drip system, and a series of strings to tie up the top-heavy, fruit-laden branches. Two other greenhouses boast the diverse produce destined for market, while the final two are reserved for seedlings.

Conservative as their approach may seem, Wiswall and Colman do experiment.

Their latest project: grains. Last year they purchased a combine that allows them to harvest acres of soil-building cover crops — including oats, spelt and rye — for seed. “We’ll grow varieties of wheat and barley this

frying oil to run two diesel tractors and the greenhouses. One room holds 4-and-a-half-gallon containers of viscous restaurant detritus, ranging in color from gold to nearly black. “We get it from J. Morgan’s and NECI,” says Wiswall. “Go there and eat fries!”

But the farm’s coolest innovation may be a lower-tech one.

The two greenhouses dedicated to seedlings are connected by a pipe, which Wiswall has turned into a trolley line for a cart that holds up to 25 loaded flats at a time. Between the two greenhouses, the pipe curves by a spot where customers can wait with their cars and load up — a sort of eco-friendly assembly line.

Although the aim of his book is to help organic farmers make more money, Wiswall doesn’t suggest he’s the only one around with the smarts to turn crops into cash. “Even 30 years ago, the people attracted to the organic farming movement were first-generation farmers with college backgrounds,” he recalls. Today, he still sees savvy youngsters opting to make a living off the sweat of their brows: “When people are dissatisfied with the lifestyle they’re leading, they want to return to more traditional roots, something visceral.”

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For a full growing season, Wiswall took detailed notes on intake and expenditure.

He emerged with a surprising conclusion: Some of the most sought-after crops are financial dead weight. Colorful heads of heirloom lettuce, for example, required too much labor for the price. “Basically, I just dissected it,” Wiswall recalls. “There are some crops out there that are just cash cows, and others that were bleeding me to death.”

Armed with a calculator and notes, Wiswall transformed Cate Farm from an operation that barely scraped by into a profitable one. “I could make my debt payment, have money for vacations, build for the future,” he says. “It was hugely liberating.”

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Tools and gadgets are another weapon in Wiswall’s “smart farming” arsenal. For example, he heats the concrete floor of his workshop, making it possible to start certain plants there in the winter rather than heating a whole greenhouse.

Working with a friend, Wiswall retrofitted a spindly 1952 tractor with a battery pack. Running the machine now costs a fraction of what it did, and there are fewer moving parts to break. “It’s quiet; it doesn’t pollute; you don’t smell exhaust,” he says.

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The year was 1999. Bill Clinton was in the waning days of his presidency. Texas Governor George W. Bush announced his candidacy for the job. The Euro united a continent in financial snobbery. Napster made its debut. Gene Siskel, Dusty Springfield and Stanley Kubrick passed away. The Dow Jones closed above 10,000 for the first time in history. And at a small nightclub in the lakeside hamlet of Burlington, Vermont, a curious phenomenon known as “Retronome” was born, reviving the music of the 1980s under the watchful eyes of a man called “Fattie.” Heady days, my friends.

That’s right. Ten years ago this very Saturday, Kyle Thompson — aka Fattie Bumbalattie, aka Fattie B — first stepped behind the wheels at Club Metronome as the master of ceremonies for what has become a staple of weekend nightlife in the Queen City.

Thompson’s contributions to arts and entertainment throughout Vermont are almost too many to mention. He’s been the MC for a slew of excellent acts, including Eye Oh You, The Beat Biters, frequent collaborations with the Dave Grippo Funk Band and locally legendary funk-hop outfit Belizbeha — more on that last one in a couple of weeks. In any given week he can be found spinning classic hip-hop and soul at any number of clubs, from FATTIE B The Green Room to The 1/2 Lounge. As the owner of boutique hip-hop shop Steez, Fattie is both a fashion mogul and renowned artist. Among the current crop of hip-hop up-and-comers, he is revered as the scene’s elder statesman. And he’s a swell guy to boot. But for all his multitudinous credentials, perhaps no single endeavor has been so widely appreciated as his decade-long Saturday-night residency at Club Metronome.

In celebration, Fattie’s friends had planned to come together and pay tribute to the man the best way they know how: mercilessly making fun of him. Funny thing is, they couldn’t find anyone to speak ill of the man, even in jest. That kind of kills the idea of a Friar’s Clubstyle roast. Actually, I was asked to join in the fun poking, myself. But I politely declined. Frankly, I’m not sure I could come up with a bad thing to say about the dude, either, jokingly or otherwise. And that’s kinda my stock-in-trade, right?

So, on Saturday, May 23, prior to yet another installment of the

weekly dance party, Club Metronome will honor the man, the myth and the legend that is Kyle “Fattie B” Thompson with a more traditional party. But given the broad scope of folks who know and love the guy, it should still be a funny night at the ’Nome — and I don’t just mean the usual hilarity of an ’80s-fueled, arhythmic cougar hunt.

Hey, I guess I had one in me after all.

I’m (NOT) LOvIN’ IT Speaking of notable area DJs, vT Union’s tireless dynamic duo of A-Dog and Nastee are set to unveil a new residency at Nectar’s this week entitled True School Wednesdays. And, yes, that means Wednesday, May 13. Or, the day this paper hits newsstands. If you didn’t happen to pick up a copy in time, you won’t be entirely left out in the cold because, well, it’s a weekly residency. However, you will miss out on a night of top-notch, live underground hip-hop in the 802. Dropping by to help kick off the inaugural run in grand style is legendary Bay Area duo Zion-I, who are touring — with a full band, no less — behind their heralded new album, The Takeover. See what you miss when you wait to read my column?

According to Nastee, True School will feature about one live performance per month. But the crux of the series is a return to roots for both DJs, as they’ll have a chance to play the music they listen to, not just what club-goers want to hear.

Chances are, you’ve seen one or both turntablists spinning hip-hop and rap for undulating throngs of dancers at Red Square. While Nastee says he loves his “day job,” he admits that playing the same Top 40 hip-hop anthems over and over can grow wearisome.

“It’s like McDonald’s hip-hop,” he says in a recent phone conversation, referring to the largely mainstream fare he’s obliged to spin on weekend nights. It’s a classic case of giving the people what they want.

But what about those people — and there are many — who want to hear legit underground hip-hop? The kind of stuff you’re not likely to hear 27 times a day on the radio? They’d be well served checking out Nectar’s on Wednesday nights.

BITE TOrrENT While we’re, um, rapping about hip-hop, it seems the Queen City has a new hip-hop artists’ cooperative.

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In non-hip-hop news, it’s a big weekend at the Lamb Abbey. Friday night, local bluegrass traditionalists Steel rail Bluegrass heat up the stage. Saturday night features Ann Whiting, Susannah Blachly, Patti Casey and George White in something akin to a folk-dance party in the round. Expect much fiddlin.’ Later that evening, things take a turn for the theatrical with a performance of the play Dali’s Liquid Ladies, in which three mermaids attempt to kill Salvadore Dali at the 1939 World’s Fair. Really. Sunday night the Montpelier alt-venue welcomes Singers of United Lands (SOUL), a nonprofit group that each year brings together a new quartet composed of vocalists from different countries around the globe.

And speaking of alt-venues, “other” music fans will want to check out Burlington’s North End Studio this Monday as Steve Hauschildt of Cleveland’s Emeralds, Kranky Records’ St. Louis-based analog krautrock experimentalist raglani and some guy named Greg Davis make with the avant-noise.

Making with the funny this Saturday at the FlynnSpace is the first annual Green Mountain Comedy Festival, which features a slew of local talent, including martha Tormey, Dustin Bruley, Lindsay Going, Jason P. Lorber, John Lyons, mike robideau, Tracie Spencer and Pierre “The Beast” vachon. Comedy Diva Kathleen Kanz hosts.

Last but not least, UVM graduation is this week, marking the end of yet another year in which I didn’t go back to school ... sorry, Mom. However, a few folks who did are throwing a post-graduation bash this Sunday at Radio Bean. Swing by and wish local rock-soul outfit Buzz Jar and carnival rockers The Feverbreakers the best of luck as they enter the real world.

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LINCOLN INN TAVERN: WCLX Blues Night with Nobby Reed Project, 7 p.m., Free.

ThE MONKEy hOusE: The Feverbreakers, something with strings (rock, folk), 9 p.m., $5.

NECTAR’s: Michetti (rock), 10:30 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

NIghTCRAWLERs: Karaoke with steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Jazz sessions (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. shane hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Anthony santor group (jazz), 11 p.m., $3.

RAsPuTIN’s: Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

RED squARE: A-Dog Presents (hiphop), 10 p.m., Free. sECOND FLOOR: Wildout! (DJ), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

TWO FRIENDs BIsTRO: Karaoke, 8:30 p.m., Free.

:: central ChARLIE O’s: Abby Jenne (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

LANgDON sTREET CAFé: The heckhounds (country-blues), 8 p.m., Donations. Dan haley & the Developments (folk), 9 p.m., Donations.

PuRPLE MOON PuB: Bruce Jones & Friends (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley CITy LIMITs: Karaoke with Balance Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

ON ThE RIsE BAKERy: Open Bluegrass session, 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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BEE’s KNEEs: soaked Oats (folk), 7:30 p.m., Free.

LANgDON sTREET CAFé: Molly Ventor (folk), 8 p.m., Donations.

PuRPLE MOON PuB: Open Mic with Bruce Jones, 7:30 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley ON ThE RIsE BAKERy: gabe Jarrett Trio (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

TWO BROThERs TAVERN: DJ Jam Man (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

:: northern BEE’s KNEEs: Eric Lindberg (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

CLAIRE’s REsTAuRANT & BAR: Jay Ekis, 7:30 p.m., Free.

:: regional MONOPOLE DOWNsTAIRs: gary Peacock (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free.

TABu CAFé AND NIghTCLuB: Karaoke Night with sassy Entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

FRI.15

:: burlington area 1/2 LOuNgE: Justin Levinson (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Black: Dimensions in house with DJ Craig Mitchell, 10 p.m., Free.

BACKsTAgE PuB: Karaoke with steve, 9 p.m., Free.

BANANA WINDs CAFé & PuB: Leno & young (rock), 7:30 p.m., Free.

CITy sPORTs gRILLE: gutterpup (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

CLuB METRONOME: No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5.

FRANNy O’s: smokin’ gun (rock), 9 p.m., Free. gREEN ROOM: DJ Francise (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. hIghER gROuND BALLROOM: Cancer sucks: ACs Benefit with Bright Light Motion, Caledonia, Burritos for Breakfast and more! (rock), 7 p.m., $10. AA. hIghER gROuND shOWCAsE LOuNgE: The Rocky horror show, 7 p.m. & 11 p.m., $20. 18+.

JP’s PuB: Dave harrison’s starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

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FRI.15 << 11B

1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

La Brioche, 159 North Main St., Barre, 476-4276.

242 Main St., Burlington, 862-2244.

L.A.C.E., 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443.

38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072.

Lamb Abbey, 65 Pioneer Circle, Montpelier, 229-2200.

51 Main, 51 Main St., Middlebury, 388-8209.

Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

All Fired Up, 9 Depot Sq., Barre, 479-9303.

Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571.

Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623.

American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999.

Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Ariel’s Riverside Café & Pub, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295.

Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317.

Avenue Bistro, 1127 North Ave., Burlington, 652-9999.

Main St. Grill & Bar, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776.

Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Banana Winds Café & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Mary’s at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432.

Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Dr., Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000.

McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166.

Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044.

Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877.

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513.

Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901.

Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533.

388-0361.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200.

Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994.

Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428.

Nightcrawlers, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067.

Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070.

Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209.

The Blue Note Café, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

Old Lantern, 3620 Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116.

Burnham Hall, 52 East River Rd., Lincoln, 453-3803.

Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-324-2200.

Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444.

On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787.

Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283.

Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

The Bristol Bakery, 16 Main St., Bristol, 453-3280.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292.

Peabody’s Pub, 11 Clinton St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-561-0158.

Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232.

Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411.

Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 149 Church St., Burlington, 865-7166.

Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653.

Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

The Center Bakery & Cafe, 2007 Guptil Road, Waterbury Center, 244-7500.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Charlemont Restaurant, 116 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242.

Red Mill Restaurant at Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse at Living and Learning, UVM, Burlington, Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

656-4211.

Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

City Sports Grille, 215 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 655-2720.

River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246.

Coffee Hound, 97 Blakely Rd., Colchester, 651-8963.

Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Dan’s Place, 31 Main Street, Bristol, 453-2774.

Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4636.

Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777.

Designhaus, 22 Church St., Burlington, 310-5019.

Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188.

Dobrá Tea, 80 Church St., Burlington, 951-2424.

Slide Brook Lodge & Tavern, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202.

Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209.

St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Stowe Coffee House, 57B Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189.

Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856.

Stowehof Inn, 434 Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239.

Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-0666.

Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124.

Tamarack Grill at Burke Mountain, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669.

626-7394.

Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122.

T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 654-8008.

Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Rd., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, Harbor Lounge at Courtyard Marriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700.

644-5736.

Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

Harper’s Restaurant at Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6363.

Two Friends Bistro, 1210 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 658-4810.

Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777.

Three Bean Café, 22 Pleasant St., Randolph, 728-3533.

Hooters, 1705 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 660-8658.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

The Hub, Airport Dr., Bristol, 453-3678.

Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626.

Vergennes Opera House, 120 Main St., Vergennes, 877-6737.

Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474.

Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.

JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924.

Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6765.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Wasted City Studios, 1610 Troy Ave., Colchester, 2x6-monkeymusic051309.pdf 5/11/09 2:57:41 324-8935.

PM Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827.

Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-8433.

Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100.

Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-570-8888.

Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469.

JUN

09

Funk iT uP :: The term “supergroup” gets bandied about far too often these days. But rarely has the term been more appropriately employed than in the case of the groove-bustin’ Will

Group. Led by Bay-area jazz-guitar legend Bernard, the all-star ensemble comprises a veritable smorgasbord of elite talent, including bassist Tim Luntzel (Bill Frisell, Gillian Welch), organist and Greyboy Allstars founder robert Walter and Galactic drummer stanton Moore. On Tuesday, June 9, the funkdafied foursome invades Nectar’s as part of the Burlington Discover Jazz Festival.

The Monkey house: Monkey Music with Waylon speed (speedwestern), 5:30 p.m., Free. Lymphoma & Leukemia society Benefit with hot neon Magic (’80s New Wave), 8 p.m., $5-10 donations. necTar’s: Mike Pedersen (singersongwriter), 5 p.m., Free. seth yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Grippo Funk Band, 10 p.m., $5. niGhTcraWLers: sideshow Bob (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

presents

Fri. 4.25

darfur benefit

Wed. 05.13

concert

w. toni CatLin

9:30 pm Burette and Gabby Douglas

Thu. 05.14 7pm

JAH RED “The Soul of Latin”

LuIS CALDERIn & TRICky PAT present HOLy SCHnIkIES (indie/electro hotness) Fri. 05.15 7pm Justin Levinson (singer-songwriter) 10pm BLaCK (dimensions in house) w. DJ CRAIG MITCHELL Sat. 05.16 7pm Kip MeaKer (blues) 10pm tomie marosy welcome home Sun. 05.17/7pm

TEA DAnCE

(soul, disco & house classics) Mon. 05.18

7pm AMBER DE LAuREnTIS & elizabeth!

10pm HEAL-In SESSIOnS (roots/dub) W. REvEREnCE Tue. 05.19/10PM

THE DOG DAZE of Summer.

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PariMa acousTic LounGe: samara Lark & Greg alexander (acoustic), 9 p.m., Free.

PariMa Main sTaGe: That Toga Band (electro-acoustic), 10 p.m., Free. radio Bean: amapolita (Latin), 7 p.m., Free. Louis Ledford (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free. chantilly (folk), 9 p.m., Free. Watcher (rock), 10 p.m., Free. The songs of ryan Fauber (singer-songwriters), 11 p.m., Free. rasPuTin’s: Top hat danceteria (DJ), 10 p.m., $3.

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7:30pm SIREnIx: The Queen City’s Songwriter Perfomrance series

10pm

Bernard

thursday, may

14 • 9pm

live music featuring

WING INTO THE ‘NOOSK FOR FRIDAY FUN!

this week...

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3 MORE WAYLON SHOWS! 5/22: KELLY RAVIN TRIO

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that toga band

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Na = NoT aVaILaBLe aa = aLL aGeS Nc = No coVeR Red SquaRe: Jay Burwick (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Jamie McLean Band (rock), 9 p.m., $3.

Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

Rí Rá IRISh PuB: Supersounds dJ, 10 p.m., Free.

SecoNd FLooR: Voodoo with dJ Robbie J. (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $3/10.

Two FRIeNdS BISTRo: dJ Rob douglas (house), 9:30 p.m., Free.

RaSPuTIN’S: Massive (DJ), 10 p.m., $3.

Red SquaRe: dJ Raul (salsa), 6 p.m., Free. Strength in Numbers (hippop), 9 p.m., $3. dJ a-dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

SecoNd FLooR: déjà Vu Ladies’ Night (DJ), 9 p.m., $3/10.

Two FRIeNdS BISTRo: dJ Rob douglas (house), 9:30 p.m., Free.

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BLack dooR BaR & BISTRo: wooden dinosaur (rock), 9:30 p.m., $5. chaRLIe o’S: Snake Mountain Moonshiners (bluegrass), 10 p.m., Free.

GuSTo’S: cocktail (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

LaNGdoN STReeT caFé: happy hour with Mark LeGrand & Friends (country), 6 p.m., Donations. The eames Brothers (blues), 9 p.m., Free.

PoSITIVe PIe 2: Maddub (electroreggae), 10 p.m., $6.

PuRPLe MooN PuB: Billy caldwell (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

BLack dooR BaR & BISTRo: Bossman (reggae), 9:30 p.m., $5.

The ceNTeR BakeRy & caFé: Billy caldwell (acoustic), 9:30 a.m., Free. chaRLIe o’S: Brothers Mccann (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

GuSTo’S: common Ground (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

LaMB aBBey: ann whiting & Friends (Americana), 8 p.m., Donations.

LaNGdoN STReeT caFé: The Stereophidelics (jazz-folk), 9 p.m., Donations.

51 MaIN: Bread & Bones (folk), 8 p.m., Free.

BRISToL BakeRy aNd caFé: acoustic airmen (folk), 8 p.m., Donations. cITy LIMITS: Top hat entertainment dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free.

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Two BRoTheRS TaVeRN: Reggae Night with dJ dizzle, 10 p.m., Free.

:: northern Bee’S kNeeS: willie edwards (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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BackSTaGe PuB: Mind Trap (rock), 9 p.m., Free. cITy SPoRTS GRILLe: The hitmen (rock), 9 p.m., Free. cLuB MeTRoNoMe: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

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:: champlain valley 51 MaIN: amapola (Latin), 9 p.m., Free. cITy LIMITS: dance Party with dJ earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. oN The RISe BakeRy: Ray Vega, Jeff Salisbury, John Rivers & Tom cleary (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

Two BRoTheRS TaVeRN: abby Jenne & The enablers (Americana), 10 p.m., $3. waTeRShed TaVeRN: Josh Brooks Band (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

:: northern Bee’S kNeeS: Tammy Fletcher Mountain Girl (bluegrass), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

PIecaSSo: karaoke championship with John wilson & danger dave, 9:30 p.m., Free.

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242 MaIN: Petition, Mindset, outlast, Force Fed, even the Score (hardcore), 7 p.m., $7. AA. BackSTaGe PuB: karaoke with Pete, 9 p.m., Free. cLuB MeTRoNoMe: Family Night open Jam, 10 p.m., Free (18+).

FRaNNy o’S: Balance dJ & karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

LINcoLN INN TaVeRN: Pine Street Jazz, 6 p.m., Free.

NecTaR’S: Mi yard Reggae Night with Big dog & demus (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

NIGhTcRawLeRS: karaoke with Steve Leclair, 7 p.m., Free.

RadIo BeaN: old Time Sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Pete Schluter (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free. duck & Swallow (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Buzz Jar, The Feverbreakers (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

Red SquaRe: Jason cann Band (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

Rí Rá IRISh PuB: Trinity (Irish), 5 p.m., Free.

:: central L.a.c.e.: art edelstein & Mike Fullerton (Celtic), 10 a.m., Free.

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all the Traditions online DJ Warren Hardy looks back to the future with “Hunt’s Revisited”

By Dan Bolles

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ong before Nectar’s became “The House that Phish Built” or Higher Ground was even a twinkle in its owners’ eyes, Burlington’s marquee music venue was R.W. Hunt Mill & Mining Company. Or, as it was more commonly called, Hunt’s.

Back in the day, the building at 101 Main Street — remember Sha-Na-Na’s? — wasn’t just a place to see great music, it was the place to see great music. The list of national bands and artists that passed through the club’s fabled doors during its 10-year run (19771987) reads like a who’s who of the era: Taj Mahal, Greg Allman, B.B. King, Roy Orbison, Livingston Taylor, Pat Metheny, Jerry Lee Lewis. And this at a venue with a capacity of just under 300 — only slightly larger than the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge.

Like many folks who were fortunate enough to experience it, Warren Hardy, 52, remembers the

“Hunt’s Revisited” airs Wednesday nights at 7 p.m. at WBKM.org

nightclub passionately — much like legions of current twenty- and thirtysomething Burlingtonians recall Club Toast. A Queen City resident for 32 years, Hardy was an original partner at Hunt’s with owner Yoram Samets, working at the club in various capacities for five years. Recently finding himself unemployed, a casualty of the economy, he turned an eye — or rather, an ear — to the past in the form of a weekly radio show for local online station WBKM.org.

“Hunt’s Revisited” airs Wednesday nights at 7.

Each week, Hardy invites local musicians and other notables from the Hunt’s era into WBKM’s downtown studio to reminisce about the club, share stories and talk about their new endeavors. And, most importantly, to listen to music.

On a recent broadcast, Hardy sits down with local acoustic guitar legend Paul Asbell. Asbell agreed to appear even though it’s his wedding anniversary — he assures the listening audience his wife gave him the OK — and that suggests just how fondly folks remember Hunt’s.

Following a tune from Asbell’s

Roots & Branches and a charmingly unpolished, borderline giddy introduction, Hardy begins the show in earnest. He plays a track from Big Joe Burrell & the Unknown Blues Band’s Live at Hunt’s. Asbell, that group’s guitarist, listens intently, nodding and tapping his foot as a thin smile cracks his lips. One gets the impression he hasn’t heard the record in a while. Hardy claims this phenomenon frequently occurs on the show. And he’s right: It happens again on this same edition when Hardy spins a cut from Asbell’s Sneakers Jazz Band.

While the late Big Joe Burrell’s familiar booming croon crackles through the stereo speakers, Hardy and Asbell gab like old friends.

Which, of course, they are. The off-air conversation morphs into an on-air discussion about how Asbell’s instrumental jazz outfit Kilimanjaro, at the time a Hunt’s fixture, turned into — and was eventually surpassed in popularity by — the Unknown Blues Band. It’s a story many listeners had probably not heard before, or had forgotten.

The stories that dig into Burlington’s multifaceted musical

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history fascinate Hardy and provide the foundation for his show. His face beams while Asbell recounts anecdotes from the early days of Kilimanjaro and UBB, even though he’s likely heard them all before.

Hell, he was probably present when they happened.

Hardy is equally obsessed with the musical connections implicit in the stories — a sort of “Six Degrees of Kilimanjaro.”

“Everything always seems to come back to you and Chuck [Eller, Kilimanjaro keyboardist],” Hardy remarks at one point in his conversation with Asbell.

Through the Internet and social-networking websites such as Facebook, Hardy has built a devoted fan base of listeners who remember Hunt’s, both as patrons and musicians. But Hardy — and by extension his show — is not solely devoted to the past. Upcoming guests include neo-soul songwriter Myra Mathis Flynn and Burlington ex-pat trumpeter Jen-

nifer Hartswick, both of whom are far too young to have ever set foot in the club.

“The concept was to present the listeners with the music that graced the stage at Hunt’s,” explains Hardy. “The truth of the matter is that you get musicians like Paul Asbell or Gordon Stone, who played Hunt’s in many capacities, with a lot of other musicians. So I branch out to those musicians. And then to the musicians who played with those musicians. The branching just keeps going.”

Eventually, the connections lead to younger, current artists.

Though some call the Burlington music scene incestuous, Hardy politely calls it a “melting pot.” He also notes that Hunt’s served as a showcase for unknown Vermont artists of the time, who were “discovered” by local audiences.

“I’m allowing the same thing,” he suggests. “It’s keeping on with the same tradition that Hunt’s had.” m

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RADIO BEAN: The stephen Callahan group (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Jacob Clark (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Free.

Honky Tonk sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.

RED squARE: World Bashment with Demus & super k (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

1/2 LOuNgE: Amber Delaurentis (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Heal-In sessions with Reverence & Nickel B (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

HIgHER gROuND BALLROOm: Bonnie Prince Billy, Lightning Dust (indiefolk), 8 p.m., $16/18. AA. NECTAR’s: Elephantbear (rock), 11 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

RADIO BEAN: Open mic, 8 p.m., Free.

RED squARE: Evenkeel (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

RuBEN JAmEs: Why Not monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

:: central CHARLIE O’s: karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LANgDON sTREET CAfé: Jen friedman (alt-folk), 8 p.m., Donations. Chantilly (alternative), 9:15 p.m., Donations. mAIN sTREET gRILL AND BAR: Doug Perkins (bluegrass), 7 p.m., Free.

PuRPLE mOON PuB: Linda Cullum (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

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:: champlain valley TWO BROTHERs TAVERN: monster Hits karaoke, 9 p.m.

LANgDON sTREET CAfé: Open mic, 7 p.m., Free.

THE PRINCELy PAuPER :: Few performers in the multitudinous macrocosm of popular culture can match Will Oldham in terms of variety, volume of work or, most importantly, sheer artistry.

Whether under his given name or any number of alternate monikers — such as Palace, Palace Songs, Palace Brothers or, currently, Bonnie

“Prince” Billy — Oldham is among the country’s most beloved songwriters. He also claims the best rock beard this side of Built to Spill.

This Monday, the brilliantly understated tunesmith performs songs from his excellent new album Beware at the Higher Ground Ballroom. Moody indiefolk duo Lightning Dust open the show.

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BEE’s kNEEs: Paul Cataldo (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

PIECAssO: karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LOuNgE: The Dog Daze with DJs A-Dog & Big Dog (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Jam Night, 7 p.m., Free.

THE mONkEy HOusE: Hip-Hop Open mic with Dakota, 10 p.m., Free.

NECTAR’s: WBkm Bluesday Tuesday with The Book’em Blues Band, 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

PARImA ACOusTIC LOuNgE: Island Night with DJ skinny T (DJ), 9 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LOuNgE: sirenix: Acoustic musicians’ Workshop (singersongwriters), 7 p.m., Free.

HIgHER gROuND BALLROOm: Carbon Leaf, The Alternate Routes (rock), 8:30 p.m., $16/18. AA.

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NECTAR’s: True school Wednesday Nastee & A-Dog, (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

PARImA ACOusTIC LOuNgE: Tom Cleary Trio (jazz), 9 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish sessions, 9 p.m., Free.

RED squARE: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. yousAy placate (rock), 8 p.m., Free. sECOND fLOOR: superstar karaoke with Robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

:: central CHARLIE O’s: mark Legrand (country), 10 p.m., Free.

LANgDON sTREET CAfé: Didymo (folk), 9 p.m., Donations.

PuRPLE mOON PuB: Paul Cataldo (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley 51 mAIN: Toby Aronson (classical guitar), 8:30 p.m., Free.

CITy LImITs: karaoke with Balance Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

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ADRIAN OTTERMAN, FLOATING IN THE WHALE

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(Self-released, CD) If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. — Unknown If the above adage applied to music criticism as much as it does to other facets of life, this review of Adrian Otterman’s Floating in the Whale would end right here. Otterman would be spared the public airing of his debut’s grievous crimes against rock music, I would be spared the dirty business of discussing them, and the world would keep on turning, blissfully unaware. Sadly, as this is my chosen profession, I am duty-bound to submit these findings: Floating in the Whale is profoundly — and at times comically — bad.

There, I said it. And frankly, I don’t feel any better having unburdened myself. Judging by the disc’s immaculate recording quality — it was mastered by Lane Gibson of Chuck Eller Studios renown — the general professionalism of instrumental performances, and attention to detail in the arrangements, the project was obviously a labor of love. Over the course of 13 tracks, the songwriter bears the bulk of the instrumental duties. And he delivers acoustic and electric guitars, harmonica, keys, percussion and backing harmonies with surgical precision. But this album’s maladies are likely beyond even Dr. Gregory House. Paging Dr. Kevorkian?

From twin opening salvos “Green Mountain Skies” and the title track, through gamely contrived tunes such as “Promise Not to Cry,” “Drive” and “Hear My Words,” Otterman serves up cliché after mincing rock cliché. Though crisply performed, his songs are at best derivative and, at worst, outrageously melodramatic.

It doesn’t help that he has a propensity to breathily speak certain lyrics — presumably for theatrical effect — such as “She told me that she loved me.”

Which brings us to the disc’s gruesome centerpiece, “Onward Christian Soldiers,” a tune that embodies the album’s artless aplomb in a manner unlike anything you’ve ever heard.

A medley of sorts, Otterman begins the tune with the lyrics and melody from Blue Oyster Cult’s “(Don’t) Fear the Reaper.” This morphs into a piano-driven take on Bob Dylan’s “All Along the Watchtower.” Except that Otterman eschews Dylan’s lyrics in favor of — wait for it — the words from the hymn “Onward Christian Soldiers,” delivered with unwavering, occasionally spoken-word, earnestness. Dylan does get his full due towards the song’s conclusion … roughly seven minutes later. It’s the musical equivalent of Con Air: pure, unintentional comedy.

Adrian Otterman, backed by his new band, Over Orange Heights, releases Floating in the Whale this Saturday, May 16, at the Orange Town Hall.

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According to their press release, Plattsburgh’s Yo, Adrian! “is a post-hardcore/punk band that began … as a joke between friends with a pension for watching Rocky movies over and over again.” I’m not sure what currently passes for a retirement plan on the other side of the lake these days — I knew the economy was bad — but based on the quintet’s debut full-length, It’s Gonna Get Better, it appears no-fi rock is alive and well in Shelbyville. And it comes with a penchant for cheeky irony and a generous helping of punkish angst.

The disc begins with “Sleeping in Trees to Avoid Bears.” If nothing else, these dudes have a knack for irreverent song titles. (Some favorites: “It’s Never Wrong to Think About Bobby Brown.”

“Group Hugs, No Thugs.”) Unfortunately, though, the album’s sound quality throughout most of the disc is poor to the point of distraction. It seems as though there are some nifty musical moments to be had, but they’re tough to discern through the wash of tinny crash cymbals and garbled guitars.

“I Have No Time for Jokes, I Have No Time for Waffles” offers post-punk nods to early Modest Mouse, with Corey Collins slightly miscast in the Isaac Brock role. The vocalist can unleash an anguished howl with the best of ’em. But lyrically he lacks depth, favoring overtly blunt sentiments such as “God bless the American dream / Where I can accomplish my goals and even earn a degree / while I languish in debt and never amount to anything.”

As mentioned earlier, the album’s poor recording quality is borderline obnoxious. But on “It’s Time to Play the Family Feud,” the cacophony ebbs and the listener can actually get a feel for what the band could do with some slightly higher fidelity. Guitarists Justin Passino and Eric Petersen work smoothly together, offering succinct and angular lines. Drummer Steve Kuntz — who largely overpowers the mix on prior cuts — takes it down a notch and proves an able foil to bassist Ian Countryman’s low-end rumbling.

There are similarly potent moments of clarity to be found throughout It’s Gonna Get Better, if you’re willing to work through the sonic mire to find them. Those instances reveal legitimate potential. They also suggest that Yo, Adrian! probably are better in a live setting, where their youthful punk energy would translate more vividly than it does on this CD. Find out when they visit The Monkey House in Winooski on Thursday, May 21, opening for B-Town skalwarts Husbands AKA. DAN BOLLES

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WED.13 business BURLINGTON BUSINESS & PROFESSIONAL WOMEN’S MEETING: Biz kids meet and greet at a dinner and a presentation by Jerry Johnson and Cristine Hammer of Champlain Valley SCORE. Best Western Windjammer Inn & Conference Center, South Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. $25.

Info, 899-3936.

‘RAMPIN’ UP THE REVENUE’: Small business owners learn to use the media effectively to market themselves. Courtyard Marriott Burlington Harbor, Burlington, 8-9:30 a.m. $10; registration required. Info, 863-3929, ext. 103.

WORKPLACE SAFETY CONFERENCE: Businesses kick into gear exploring employee wellness and handing out Governor’s Safety Awards for top-notch work settings. Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 9 a.m. - 3:45 p.m. $75.

Info, 728-1423.

dance HIP-HOP WORKSHOP: Pop-’n’-lockers pick up moves at an uptempo streetdance session. Essex Junction Great Events, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 578-8330.

education WALDORF SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE: Kids and parents learn about an experiential education method with a visit to classes, followed by a welcome tea and time to meet with faculty.

Lake Champlain Waldorf High School, Charlotte, 8:30-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 12.

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NOT STRICTLY BALLROOM Come the weekend, the dance floor at the Chandler Music Hall will be awhirl with the ferocious, high-speed movements of bodies seamlessly fusing ballet, hip-hop, martial arts and traditional Japanese dance. New York City-based Naganuma Dance — composed of acclaimed performers from Japan, South Africa, Germany, Taiwan and the U.S. — pulls out evocative props to accentuate what Ballet Dance Magazine calls “lush and vibrant” motions: Think ropes and sheets flowing as they mimic the dancers’ leaps and twirls. UNbridLeD, a collection of lively moves, features Vermont native Maegan Woodin (pictured) and a duet based on the story of a 1917 Japanese picture bride. Take a seat to see works that explore the lines between reality and illusion.

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Saturday, May 16, 7:30 p.m. and Sunday, May 17, 2 p.m. at Chandler Music Hall in Randolph. $15-20. Info, 728-6464. chandler-arts.org

ABRAHAM-HICKS STUDY GROUP: Believers in the law of attraction investigate its “secrets” through DVDs and discussion. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 363-9071.

EMBROIDERERS GUILD: Green Mountain stitchers meet to discuss preserving the heritage and art of embellishing fabric. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 879-0198.

INTRO TO SQUARE-FOOT GARDENING: Greenskeepers dig through the basics of easy gardening and weed prevention. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 20.

KNIT NIGHT: Crafty needle-workers (crocheters, too) share their talents and company as they give yarn a makeover. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

SEW: RECYCLED MESSENGER BAGS: Swift stitchers transform old jeans into hip, one-of-a-kind totes. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $40 includes materials. Info, 862-7417.

film ‘MEDICINE FOR MELANCHOLY’: Two young San Franciscan, African American hipsters dealing with class struggles take the lead in a love story of bikes and one-night stands.

Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

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‘RUMBLE FISH’: Coppola’s self-described “art film for teenagers” blends black-and-white scenes with color as Matt Dillon and Mickey Rourke portray tough guys getting in over their heads. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8:40 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-6462576.

Lavender, pink and white blooms have sprouted just in time for Shelburne Museum’s annual opening day and Lilac and Gardening Sunday. But this year the pretty petals share the spotlight with another hue: green. The flower fest, which presents flora lovers with more than 400 thriving lilacs of 90 varieties, incorporates a fresh nature theme with talks by three local environmental writers and a medley of workshops on gardening, composting and flower arranging. UVM professor Amy Trubek, author of The Taste of Place: A Cultural Journey into Terroir, gives the skinny on local foods; and Amy Seidl talks about her latest work, Early Spring: An Ecologist and Her Children Wake to a Warming World. South Burlington’s Ron Krupp brings the focus home with a reading from Lifting the Yoke: Local Solutions to America’s Farm and Food Crisis. Stroll by for green-thumb and green-living tips.

food & drink BULK FOODS TOUR: Thrifty shoppers save cash while getting as much dough when they take a tour of the grocery store and learn where to spot deals. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569.

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LILAC AND GARDENING SUNDAY

Sunday, May 17, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. at Shelburne Museum. $5-20. Info, 985-3346. shelburnemuseum.org

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SHOO, FLY, SHOO Residents of Adamant have taken the phrase, “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em” to heart.

Rather than letting the pesky, blood-hungry black flies that seasonally emerge from the nearby stream beds and swarm the village get under their skin (literally), townspeople don mosquito netting and celebrate the harbingers of spring with a party. Dubbed by some locals the “Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade of the Insect World,” the seventh annual Black Fly Festival provides distraction from the vicious li’l buggers with a costume parade, pie contest and Black Fly Jeopardy. With its do-good mission of supporting the Adamant Co-op (the physical and metaphorical heart of the village, and the state’s oldest food cooperative), this campy affair has become something of a cult classic.

PHOTO COURTESY OF ERIKA MITCHELL

BABYTIME: Crawling tots and their parents group up with comrades for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:3011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

CHILDREN’S CHOICE BOOK AWARDS WEEK: Kids, tweens and teens vote on what suits their fancy and what just doesn’t cut it to develop a reading list they’ll love. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

MOVING & GROOVING: Young ones jam out to rock ‘n’ roll and world-beat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 865-7216.

VSO YOUTH CONCERT TOUR: The Vermont Lake Monsters’ mascot, Champ, gets to conduct VSO musicians in a kids’ tour focused on connecting sports and music through fun tunes like “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.”

Barre Opera House, Barre, 9:30 a.m. & 11:15 a.m. $5. Info, 1-800-876-9293, ext. 14.

‘WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY TO BE A COW’: Farm animals are the focus as preschoolers read books, create calendars and enjoy dairy snacks.

Billings Farm and Museum, Woodstock, 9-10:30 a.m. $3-5. Info, 457-2355.

ADAMANT BLACK FLY FESTIVAL

Saturday, May 16, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. at Adamant Co-op. Free. Info, 223-5886. blackflyfestival.org

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JUST JOSHIN’ When you’re faced with our state’s long and bitter winters, it can be hard to crack a smile. But there are some folks who miraculously manage to stay good humored all year long, and now that the rest of us have perked up, they’re ready to test their wit and wisecracking. Eleven Vermont comedians step up to the challenge in the first ever Green Mountain Comedy Festival, wielding one-liners, dry wit, and punchlines to goad the giggles; they range from founding Vermont Comedy Diva Josie Leavitt to playful pro wrestler Pierre “The Beast” Vachon. Hosted by funny gal Kathleen Kanz, who runs regular comedy shows in Montpelier and Winooski, this guffaw gala may just get audiences rolling in the aisles. Pictured: Comedian Martha Tormey.

GREEN MOUNTAIN COMEDY FESTIVAL

Saturday, May 16, 8 p.m. at FlynnSpace in Burlington. $15-18. Info, 863-5966. flynntix.org

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outdoors LADIES GROUP PADDLE: Women take to the waters of the lazy Clyde River in a group boating session. Clyde River Recreation, West Charleston, 4-7 p.m. $10 plus tax. Info, 895-4333.

talks ‘2008: CHINA’S CHALLENGING YEAR’: East Asian scholar Nicholas Clifford gives a play-by-play of what went down to make last year such a pivotal one in Chinese history. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

CAROLINE ABELS & JULIA SHIPLEY: In “Why We Love Our (Really) Smalltown Newspapers,” a former news reporter and a director of writing studies ponder the future of Vermont’s town-based publications. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

‘JUSTICE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE ENEMY’: Burlington-based lawyer Robert D. Rachlin reflects on representing prisoners at the American Naval Base and Guantanamo Bay, dealing with national security and the limits of the law. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955 .

SURGERY LECTURE: Dr. Scott Perrapato discusses whether computers will make the cut in “Robotics: The History and Future of ComputerAssisted Minimally Invasive Surgery.” Davis Auditorium, Medical Education Center Pavilion, Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 847-2278.

SILENT AUCTION & DINNER FUNDRAISER: Diners enjoy a threecourse bistro-style meal hosted by the Laura Kate Winterbottom Memorial Fund to benefit Camp Paw Paw, and the second annual Laura’s Spirit Award is presented. Magnolia Bistro, Burlington, 6-9:30 p.m. $40. Info, 914-356-5174.

TWEET ‘N’ STITCH: Crafters join a sewing circle with their current projects and twitter their progress. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7417.

‘WOMEN OF WIND ENERGY’ MEETING: Jan Blittersdorf gives updates on harnessing moving air for power from the recent American Wind Energy Windpower conference. NRG Systems, Hinesburg, 4:45-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2255.

<calendar > ‘SING SING’: Named for a tok pidgin term meaning “a large musical gathering,” an artists’ collective of aborigines from Australia and the Papuas share its stories and heritage through song, dance and video. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $29-35. Info, 863-5966.

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CHILDREN’S CHOICE BOOK AWARDS WEEK: See WED.13, 3-4 p.m.

MUSIC WITH PETER: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots ages 3 to 5 bury their noses in books with readaloud tales, rhymes, songs and crafts.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

DR. BIKE: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to the basics of brakes, shifting and commuter maintenance.

Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 658-3313.

‘MANAGING IN TOUGH TIMES’: Business owners who have taken an economic hit learn ways to survive and thrive in this workshop and panel discussion.

Citizens Bank, Pearl Street, Essex Junction, 6-9 p.m. $25 per person; $40 per couple. Info, 951-6762.

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BASIC COMPUTER TUTORING FOR SENIORS: Americorps volunteer Casey Clark helps preregistered seniors conquer newfangled technology in a no-stress environment. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-11 a.m.

Free. Info, 878-6955.

‘MENU FOR THE FUTURE’: Foodies consider the effects of modern industrial eating habits on culture, society and the Earth. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

HARDWICK FARMERS MARKET: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Route 15 West, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 626-7225.

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ECOSEW WORKSHOP: ‘LET’S MAKE ROCK MONSTERS!’: Vintage fabrics, recycled yarns and fresh ideas form super-cute stuffed-animal monster friends. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 999-6202.

‘MEET THE DOULAS’ TEA: Expectant parents meet local birth and postpartum aides in a casual environment.

Maitri Health Care for Women, South Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8330.

SMALL GARDEN DESIGN: Green patch growers become landscape planners as they envision their plot-to-be. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

‘CHANGELING’: Angelina Jolie steps into character as a single mother searching out her missing son in this flick set in 1928. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $6. Info, 518-5232512.

AUDITIONS FOR ‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: Performers do their best to break a leg for a role in the wacky theatrical production starring an exotic, R&B-singing plant with a growing appetite. Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 572-2020.

‘TAKE TWO’: A recently separated couple, their widowed daughter and her newly out-of-the-closet coworker jump back into the dating world in Northern Stage’s original musical. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $15-60. Info, 296-7000, boxoffice@ northernstage.org.

BOOK DISCUSSION: Novel addicts pore over Rabih Alameddine’s The Hakawati and meet up to share their reactions.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

‘YOU COME, TOO’: Spend spring lingering on Robert Frost’s celebrated depictions of the rural life with Peter Gilbert’s readings and discussion of his seasonal poems. Vermont Humanities Council, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626, ext. 306.

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‘ALONE ACROSS AUSTRALIA/ASIEMUT’: Two tales of perseverance take viewers through adventurer John Muir’s unassisted walk across Australia, then two filmmakers’ struggle to bike from Mongolia to India.

Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

‘THE END OF SUBURBIA’: In this doc, expert scientists and “on the street” reporting reveal how declining oil production is already affecting modern life. Williston Fire Station, 6:45 p.m.

Free. Info, 859-3384.

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‘KIMBERLY AKIMBO’: Pulitzer Prizewinning author David Lindsay-Abaire’s play chronicles a 16-year-old girl who, suffering from progeria, ages about four times faster than she should. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 7:30 p.m. $10-12.

Info, 888-1261.

‘TAKE TWO’: See WED.13, 7:30 p.m.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND REHEARSAL: Listen to the community group tune their strings and sharpen their skills for their upcoming performance season. Burlington High School, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 578-3467.

JAMES HARVEY & EASTERN BOUNDARY QUARTET: The “godfather” of the Burlington jazz scene double bills with a new collaborative group jamming out on drums, bass and sax to blend avantgarde jazz with Hungarian influences.

FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $14.

Info, 863-5966.

PETER MULVEY & JESSE PETERS: A Wisconsin-bred guitarist strums out his darkly poetic and richly melodic original tunes while a Vermont songwriter brings back the basics on acoustic guitar. Boccelli’s on the Canal, Bellows Falls, 7:30 p.m. $16-25. Info, 460-1190.

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outdoors GROUP PADDLE: Adults over 50 years of age take to the waters of the lazy Clyde River in a group boating session. Clyde River Recreation, West Charleston, 4-7 p.m. $10 plus tax. Info, 895-4333.

talks ARNE DUNCAN: The U.S. Secretary of Education brings his expertise in changing schools from the bottom up to nearly 600 graduates in his commencement address. Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

ERIKA BRUNER: A speaker from the Onion River Animal Hospital gives the 411 on taking care of a pet in times of financial strain. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

‘PERSPECTIVES ON INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL’: High school globe trotters discuss the merits of world voyaging with presentations on their own trips to Ghana, Costa Rica, Spain and Japan.

Mount Abraham Union High School, Bristol, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-4147.

theater ‘CYRANO DE BERGERAC’: The Academy Theatre follows the lad with the large schnoz on swashbuckling adventures as he attempts to win the love of Roxanne. Fuller Hall, St. Johnsbury Academy, 7 p.m. $3-8. Info, 748-8171.

DONALD THOMPSON: The author of Lake Bomoseen: The Story of Vermont’s Largest Little-Known Lake shows how the lake has evolved from a place Walt Disney and Harpo Marx frequented to its quieter allure today. Annie’s Book Stop, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 775-6993.

FRI.15 business WOMEN’S BUSINESS CONFERENCE: Female entrepreneurs gather marketing know-how at a convention keynoted by Seven Days co-founders Paula Routly and Pamela Polston. Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. $89-109. Info, 363-9266, info@wbon. org.

dance ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Adults and youths learn the steps to some of Jane Austen’s favorite dances, with music by Wayne Hankin, Lar Duggan and Laura Markowitz. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5-8. Info, 899-2378.

‘PERFORMANCE 2009’: Students of Montpelier’s Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio plié, shuffle, undulate and spin in dance styles ranging from jazz to hip-hop to ballet. Barre Opera House, 7 p.m. $10-12. Info, 229-4676.

SALSA DANCING: Stan Guzman leads twirlers in taps, kicks and break-steps in a class and social session. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 279-0054.

YOUNG TRADITION CONTRA DANCE: Rebecca Lay calls the moves as soft-soled young dancers groove to music by Alexis Chartrand and more.

St. Anthony’s Parish Hall, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $8 suggested donation. Info, 849-6968.

CHILDREN’S CHOICE BOOK AWARDS WEEK: See WED.13, 3-4 p.m.

SONGS & STORIES WITH MATTHEW: Matthew Witten helps kids start the day with tunes and tales of adventure.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955, brownell_library@yahoo.com.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. EASTERN BOUNDARY QUARTET: Joe Fonda and Michael Jefry Stevens’ avantgarde jazz gets a touch of Hungarian flavor from Balázs Bágyi and Mihály Borbély. Gallery in-the-Field, Brandon, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 247-0125.

‘HOLLYWOOD ‘N HARMONY’: The Green Mountain Chorus melds voices with local quartets and special guests Our Town to recreate favorite tunes from the show biz. Montpelier High School, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $5-15. Info, 655-2949.

JAKE ARMERDING: The acclaimed folk-pop musician originally from Boston shares his tunes by joining a full band, including his father, Taylor, on mandolin and a member of the Bluegrass Gospel Project. Vergennes Opera House, Vergennes, 8 p.m. $15.

Info, 877-6737.

JOHN PENOYAR & JOE CRIBARI: Guitar strummers produce pleasing notes and chords at an open music night. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 482-5189.

MICHELE FAY BAND: Bluegrass, swing and folk music is enhanced by rich female vocals and lively jives from the mandolin, fiddle and electric guitar.

Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

MONTPELIER WORLD MUSIC CHORUS: With songs from South Africa, Ukraine, Italy and America, this nonauditioned group of 30 adult and teen singers gets a vocal workout. Plainfield Community Center, 8 p.m. $5-10. Info, 426-3210.

RANI ARBO & DAISY MAYHEM: The four-man string band mixes up New Orleans-style grooves, Irish fiddle sounds, South American drum techniques and more to produce highly original songs with killer alto singing.

Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $18-20. Info, 496-8910.

STEEL RAIL BLUEGRASS: Roots dudes George Seymour, Josh Halman, Mike Ricciarelli and Richard Barany strum out acoustic tunes. Lamb Abbey, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 229-2200.

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PuBLic Star GazinG: The Vermont Astronomical Society calls on night owls to gather for a glimpse of glowing balls of plasma held together by gravity in the dark evening sky.

Dorset Park, South Burlington, 7:3011 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2131.

SinGLES GrouP PaddLE: Lone wolves take to the waters of the lazy Clyde River in a group boating session. Clyde River Recreation, West Charleston, 4-7 p.m. $10 plus tax.

Info, 895-4333.

SPrinG MiGration Bird WaLk: Binocular buddies keep a sharp lookout for warblers, vireos and other newly arrived spring migrants.

Adamant Co-op, 7-8:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

100 BaLL raffLE & dinnEr: At a benefit for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention, diners put their hopes on a ping-pong ball to win prizes during cocktails and dinner. Elks Club, Barre, 6-10 p.m. $100 includes two dinners and one ball. Info, 660-8021. adaMant BLack fLY fEStivaL: A pie contest, fashion show and parade make for a grand celebration of the bug people love to hate. See calendar spotlight. Adamant Co-op, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-5886. ann WhitinG: The percussive dancer joins Vermont musicians Patti Casey, Susannah Blachly and George White for an evening of song. Lamb Abbey, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 229-2200.

BEGinnEr’S SEWinG: Novice stitchers take baby steps on a sewing machine and plot out first projects. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $40 includes all materials. Info, 862-7417.

Book donation: The Friends of the Burnham Library help volume hoarders clean out their shelves in preparation for a June book sale. Old Firehouse, Colchester, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

BurLinGton cohouSinG PotLuck: Hungry people bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 863-8755. frEnch roundtaBLE: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

GardEn cLuB PLant SaLE & SiLEnt auction: The green thumb group celebrates 75 years of being in bloom by selling over 1200 perennials, house plants, veggies and shrubs.

UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-3073. intErnationaL MiGratorY Bird daY cELEBration: Friends of the flying, feathered creatures rejoice by checking out the Birds of Vermont Museum and a live bird presentation, strolling out on a bird walk and getting busy with live music and crafts. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Donations encouraged. Info, 434-3068.

Monkton daY: Folks gather at a town-wide yard, flower and bake sale, spaghetti dinner, and square and contra dance floor. Various locations, Monkton, 8 a.m. - 10 p.m. Free. Info, 453-4440. outdoor LEadErShiP: Folks learn how to plan safe and fun trips for groups into the wild. Green Mountain Club Headquarters, Waterbury Center, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. $25. Info, 244-7037.

PLant SaLE & SiLEnt auction: Over 1,000 seedlings, shrubs, flowers and shoots are up for grabs in a benefit for scholarships and civic gardens.

UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 327-4058 .

PLant SWaP: Gardeners bring extra perennials, house plants and veggie seedlings to swap for new green treasures. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 454-1324.

ShrEdfESt: Old documents get sliced into a thousand pieces by shredhappy owners in this event to protect against identity theft. New England Federal Credit Union, Williston, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 879-8790.

theater ‘cYrano dE BErGErac’: See THU.14, 7 p.m. ‘kiMBErLY akiMBo’: See THU.14, 7:30 p.m. nor’EaStErn PLaYWriGhtS’ ShoWcaSE: Pulitzer Prize winner Ron Powers chose three one-act plays out of 80 entries to be presented as stage readings. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 353-0001. ‘takE tWo’: See WED.13, 7:30 p.m. ‘thE rockY horror ShoW’: The Barre Players put their own spin on the outlandish cult classic fave.

Higher Ground, South Burlington, 7 p.m. & 11 p.m. $20. Info, 229-4191 or 802-249-0414. ‘thE SPiELPaLaSt caBarEt’: Dancing dames and a rowdy, rousing band make for an exciting burlesque-andvaudeville style evening. Black Box Theater, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20-22.

Info, 863-5966; 802-238-4976.

words BroWn BaG Book GrouP: Lunch packers convene to talk over their favorite soul-nourishing tomes.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Eric WiGht: The graphic artist and author of Frankie Pickle and the Closet of Doom doodles in a drawing demo and story development talk.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

PoEt’S niGht: Writers read aloud their sonnets and haikus, and even some very short works of prose. Outer Space Café, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-6106.

Studio oPEn houSE: The author of Wild Chickens and Petty Tyrants, Arnie Kozak, invites folks to a book release party. Exquisite Mind Studio, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8043.

SAT.16 dance chaMPLain BaLL: Renaissancestyle dancers celebrate the Quadricentennial in an evening with live music from the Baltimore Consort. Folks not feeling fit for the dance floor can take an afternoon workshop from 2 to 4:30 p.m. Elks Lodge, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 8 p.m. $10 dance workshop; $15 ball; $20 both.

Info, 518-293-7613. contra dancE: Caller Rebecca Lay helps dancers in clean-soled shoes cut a rug to music by Spare Parts.

Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163. naGanuMa dancE: Performers hailing from Japan, South Africa, Germany, Taiwan and the U.S. unite to fuse modern dance, hip-hop, martial arts and traditional Japanese moves in selections from UNbridLeD. See calendar spotlight. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $15-20.

Info, 728-6464.

‘PErforMancE 2009’: See FRI.15, 7 p.m.

fairs & festivals BratWurSt fESt & MEdiEvaL fair: Relive the dark ages and the dawn of the Reformation with a feast and a range of activities, including goathair weaving, calligraphy practice and musical performances. Good Shepherd Lutheran Church, Jericho, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3932.

EducationaL & SkiLL-BuiLdinG rESourcE fair: AmeriCorps and VISTA teams connect people with jobs and schools. 242 Main, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7178.

fiBEr fEStivaL: Sheep, alpacas and rabbits provide hair for spinning, weaving, knitting and other yarn creations. Various locations, Jamaica, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 874-7201.

MaYfESt: The community dances ‘round the Maypole and celebrates the season with food, scavenger hunts and a skit called “King Winter and Lady Spring.” Orchard Valley Waldorf School, East Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 456-7400.

film ‘GoMorrah’: Five stories intertwine in this Italian mob drama that exposes the violent rules of the Camorra and its three dark values: power, money and blood. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. ‘hoBo fiLM fEStivaL’: Shawn Lukitsch hosts a silver-screen tribute to vagabonds and wanderers with two feature films and a hobo stew and bring-your-own barbecue dinner. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 4-9 p.m. $8. Info, 356-2776.

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food & drink BurLinGton farMErS MarkEt: Vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese.

Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. 2 p.m. Free. Info, 343-9289. caPitaL citY farMErS MarkEt: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, home-baked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. Capital City Farmers Market, Montpelier, 9 a.m. 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360.

MaGic hat rEoPEninG: Ale lovers get jolly at the kickoff of the newly reconstructed brewery, with live music, beer tastings and tours.

Magic Hat Brewing Company, South Burlington, noon - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2739.

MiddLEBurY farMErS MarkEt: Crafts, cheeses, breads and fresh veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 388-0178.

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health & fitness ‘EnErGEticS of SPrinG and itS roLE in BirthinG’: Explore the metaphorical “rebirth” of life each spring in a workshop concerning plants used in childbirth and seasonal cleansing. Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - noon. $10-12. Info, 224-7100.

‘What iS rEiki?’: Mary Ellen Alberti sheds light on the all-natural practice of healing through the palms. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, noon - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 279-0054.

YoGa cLaSS: Carrie Burr helps playful spirits bend into child’s poses and sun salutations. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 11 a.m. - 12 p.m.

Free. Info, 279-0054.

kids chiLdrEn’S choicE Book aWardS WEEk: See WED.13, 10 a.m. chiLdrEn’S fair: Kids enjoy activities galore, ranging from entertainment by Josh Brooks to a mini-golf course to face painting. Evergreen Pre-School, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free.

Info, 877-6702. kidS daY: Youngsters savor their day with a parade, crafts and games in Vermont’s largest children’s celebration. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $1.

Info, 864-0123. kidS’ craft LaB: Small hands create new stuff using recycled materials, oil and water paints and sewing machines, with parental help. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $10 includes all materials. Info, 324-1914.

Dana Reitz, Jennifer Tipton, Sara Rudner by Tom Brazil (above) and Eiko & Koma by Phillip Trager (right).

Dana Reitz, Jennifer Tipton, Sara Rudner: “Necessary Weather” An Inquiry into the Climates of Movement and Light (1992-94)

Friday & Saturday, May 29 & 30 at 6 pm; MainStage

Eiko & Koma: “White Dance” (1976) Friday & Saturday, May 29 & 30 at 8:30 pm; FlynnSpace

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Showcase Performances: Exploring New Dance/New England Sunday, May 31 from 2:30-4:30 pm, Flynn Lobby and MainStage Showcase includes excerpts from: • Polly Motley and Diane Madden: Go Tell Aunt Rhodie • Selene Colburn: Twin Study, a duet from The History of the Future Collection • Lorraine Chapman The Company (LCTC): I Love Horse Feathers • Talya Epstein: showgame

Polly Motley and Diane Madden: “Go Tell Aunt Rhodie” Monday, June 1 at 6 pm, Flynn Lobby

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Info, 229-0774. sarah DillarD: The author and illustrator of Perfectly Arugula sips tea and turns pages with little ones ages 2 to 8. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 985-3999. ‘saturDay stories’: Librarians read from popular picture books. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. twins PlaygrouP: Seeing double?

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. Bella Voce sPring concert: For the Quadricentennial, the Women’s Chorus of Vermont concentrates on liquid in “Songs of Water and Light.”

First Baptist Church, Burlington, 8 p.m. $12-15. Info, 863-5966. hanDel society of Dartmouth college: An evening of powerful pieces, including Handel’s oratorio Samson and Lee Hoiby’s Last Letter Home, revolves around the theme of honoring those lost in war. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $3-20. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘hollywooD ‘n harmony’: See FRI.15, South Burlington High School, 7:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 655-2949. imProVisions Jazz Quintet: New tunes from pianist Michael Arnowitt, such as the Langston Hughes-inspired The Crossing, are embellished by the harmonica, guitar and mandolin.

Plainfield Community Center, 8 p.m. $10-15 donation suggested. Info, 223-5323.

Jonathan eDwarDs: The folk legend’s rich, warm tenor sings well-known tunes, spins stories and cracks jokes in one performance.

Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $15-25. Info, 457-3981. montPelier community gosPel choir: Soul, blues, jazz and gospel sounds make for a rockin’ and rollin’ spring concert. Waitsfield Church, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 454-8403. young traDition eVening concert: Musicians galore, such as the Strawberry Hill Fiddlers, sing their hearts out on stage along with the young contest winners. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 849-6968. young traDition worKshoPs: Six sessions throughout the day occupy young adults in activities like Contra Dance calling, Scottish fiddling and roots harmony singing. Various locations, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 849-6968.

outdoors ‘BeD raising’: Transform plain old ground into a lush home for veggies, herbs and flowers. Practice mulching techniques in the Foodbank’s own backyard after preregistering.

Vermont Foodbank, Manosh Branch, Wolcott, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 472-8280, ext. 1401.

BirDathon 2009: Walkers keep an eye out for feathered fowl in the Green Mountain Audubon Society’s annual fundraising event. Mount Philo, Charlotte, 7 a.m. Donations encouraged. Info, 425-2390, gmas@ greenmountainaudubon.org.

BirDwalK: Warbler watchers bring binoculars and try to spy feathers in flight. Hazen Union High School, Hardwick, 7-9 a.m. Free. Info, 472-6517. rePtile & amPhiBian walK: Spy out basking turtles, breeding frogs and stream salamanders on a nature ramble with Larry Clarfeld. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - noon. $3-5. Info, 229-6206.

sport gatoraDe free flow tour: Skaters pull ollies and kickflips with boards in this competition for ages 17 and under. Talent Skatepark, South Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-2069. taKe stePs funDraising walK: Walkers support the Crohn’s and Colitis Foundation in finding cures for digestive disease. Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 781-449-0324, ext. 14.

talks frances BeinecKe: The president of the Natural Resources Defense Council shares pearls of wisdom with the graduating class of Vermont Law School and receives an honorary degree. Town Green, South Royalton, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 831-1000.

Jeff smith: The owner of Cartoon Books speaks to budding comic strip artists at their commencement ceremony and exhibition opening reception. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 295-3319.

Peter w. galBraith: The U.S. Ambassador and author of two books on Iraq speaks to over 300 college graduates. Johnson State College, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1664.

Peter welch: The Vermont Representative shares his commitment to education, social justice and energy solutions in a commencement address at Green Mountain College’s 172nd graduation ceremony. Green Mountain College, Poultney, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 287-8926.

theater ‘cyrano De Bergerac’: See THU.14, 2 p.m.

‘Dali’s liQuiD laDies’: Three mermaids plot to murder Salvador Dali at the 1939 World’s Fair in Savannah Reich’s newest work. Lamb Abbey, Montpelier, 10:30 p.m. Donations encouraged. Info, 229-2200. ‘finDing the DoorBell’: In a onewoman storytelling show with tales about female condoms, urinal mints and a “Last Resort Bra,” Cindy Pierce finds humor instead of humiliation in her anatomy. Vergennes Opera House, Vergennes, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 877-6737. green mountain comeDy festiVal: Eleven Vermont comedians, including Kathleen Kanz, Tracie Spencer and Martha Tormey, gather to coax out the chuckles and even the guffaws. See calendar spotlight. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15-18. Info, 863-5966.

‘KimBerly aKimBo’: See THU.14, 7:30 p.m. nor’eastern Playwrights’ showcase: See FRI.15, 8 p.m. ‘north country lucKy’: Vermont takes center stage in an original musical by John Cassel about a farm in distress, thanks to the villainous “Flatlander Trio” of a banker, a lawyer and a developer. Lost Nation Theater, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 229-0492. ‘taKe two’: See WED.13, 7:30 p.m. ‘the sPielPalast caBaret’: See FRI.15, 8 p.m.

‘trio amoroso’: WordStage Vermont enacts the love triangle behind the music of Robert and Clara Schumann and Johannes Brahms. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $20 or pay what you can. Info, 828-8743.

SUN.17 dance international folK Dance: Traditional moves from eastern and western Europe, Scandinavia and the Mediterranean inspire circles, lines and couples. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $4-8. Info, 436-2151. naganuma Dance: See SAT.16, 2 p.m.

‘Performance 2009’: See FRI.15, 2 p.m.

etc. aPartment garDen worKshoP: Localvores with nonexistent lawns learn to grow greens that are ready to harvest in seven to 10 days with just a cupboard and a windowsill. City Market, Burlington, 11 a.m. - noon.

Free. Info, 861-9700.

BacKyarD comPosting: Food recycler Holly Taylor tells how to work even the smelliest of leftovers back into the soil. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 11 a.m. $10. Info, 863-2569. french conVersation: Dimanche is the time to discuter for speakers at all levels. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088. garDening worKshoP: No yard? No problem! Fledgling growers learn to nurture their gardens in containers.

Red Wagon Plants, Hinesburg, 10 a.m. - noon. $10 plus supply fee, reservations required. Info, 482-4060.

Queer craft circle: Lesbian, gay, bi and transgender creators get their craft on in a supportive sphere. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7417. swaP meet: Motorcyclists trade new and used equipment, parts and accessories to soup up their rides.

Green Mountain Harley-Davidson, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-4778.

fairs & festivals lilac & garDening sunDay: Purple blooms and a green theme are the focus of this celebration including lilac planting, talks by local environmental writers, live music and more. See calendar spotlight.

Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $5-20. Info, 985-3346.

film ‘across the uniVerse’: Songs from The Beatles get a revamp in a 1960s-set rock musical that follows Liverpool-bred Jude in his travels to New York City. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

food & drink ‘sPring greens’: Culinary adventurers learn the ethics of foraging while gathering ingredients for a vernal salad, including wild mustard greens and mushrooms. Intervale Center, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $14. Info, 865-4372.

health & fitness ‘what is reiKi?’: See SAT.16, 11-11:30 a.m.

kids chilDren’s choice BooK awarDs weeK: See WED.13, 11 a.m. family fairy houses: Believers in Tinkerbell and other enchanted pixies share tales of the supernatural while learning how to build a fairy house from nature. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 1-3 p.m. $10-12 per adult/child pair; $4-5 for each additional child. Info, 434-3068.

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‘Puss in Boots’: The famous feline fantasy is reenacted by the Fletcher Kids’ Drama Club in a performance for all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 865-7216.

Young tradition WEEkEnd oPEn sing: Mayfly hosts an open-floor stage for children and young adults interested in folk and traditional styles. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Donations accepted.

Info, 849-6968.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. BELLa VocE sPring concErt: See SAT.16, Congregational Church, Middlebury, 3 p.m. $12-15. Info, 863-5966.

Jazz on a sundaY aftErnoon: The smooth-sounding trio— with Barry Ries on trumpet, Tim Gilmore on drums and Barry Sahagian on bass— plays notes to create intricate rhythms. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 4 p.m. $7. Info, 748-2600.

‘La cEnErEntoLa’: Opera aficionados absorb the Met’s high-def audiovisual broadcast of Rossini’s take on “Cinderella.” Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 6 p.m. $22. Info, 382-9222.

MontPELiEr coMMunitY gosPEL choir: See SAT.16, Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 454-8403. northErn BronzE: Handbell ringers jingle out chimes in “A Kaleidoscope of Bells.” South Hero Congregational Church, 3 p.m. $10. Info, 372-4962. singErs of unitEd Lands: This unique quartet includes four professional young adult singers, each from a different country, sharing native songs and cultures. Lamb Abbey, Montpelier, 4 p.m. $10. Info, 229-2200. south BurLington coMMunitY chorus: Teaming up with the Burlington High School Madrigal Singers, these singers praise the changing weather in “A Spring Choral Celebration.” McCarthy Arts Center Gallery, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. $6-10. Info, 846-4108.

outdoors WiLdfLoWEr WaLk: Spring strollers wander through the woods to see petals in bloom. Hazen Union High School, Hardwick, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6517.

sport fLoWEr PoWEr BikE racE: Cyclists, taking their pick of a 5, 10, 15 or 20K loop, vie for the lead in the season’s first competition. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 8:30 a.m. $10-30. Info, 879-6001.

talks hoWard dEan: The former Vermont governor and recent chair of the Democratic National Committee delivers wise words to grads in his commencement address. University Green, UVM, Burlington, 9 a.m. Free.

Info, 656-7996.

theater ‘takE tWo’: See WED.13, 5 p.m. ‘thE rEd shoEs’: Vermont’s Keryn Nightingale takes the stage in a one-woman show about creativity and addiction. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 279-0054. ‘thE sPiELPaLast caBarEt’: See FRI.15, 8 p.m. ‘trio aMoroso’: See SAT.16, 5 p.m.

MON.18 education oPEn housE: Prospective students get the real deal on higher education by talking to CCV students and sitting in on a class. Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 8:45 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4422.

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financiaL LitEracY daY: A traveling group of advisers on the “Your Money Bus Tour” stops to chat about cash one-on-one with Vermont residents. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free.

Info, 301-963-7555. gardEning WorkshoP: Foodies learn to nurture a Mediterraneanstyle garden to fill their plates with seasonal treats. Red Wagon Plants, Hinesburg, 10 a.m. - noon. $10, reservations required. Info, 482-4060.

MarroW donor rEgistration: Folks with healthy bones and blood stem cells sign up to save patients with deadly diseases. Grand Way Commons, South Burlington, 11 a.m.

- 4 p.m. Free. Info, 800-283-8385, ext. 768. shadE MEdicinaL gardEns: Folks learn how to keep healing herbs like goldenseal, bloodroot and ginseng happy in the shadows. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:307:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

‘our hiddEn hEritagE: 1609 & LakE chaMPLain’: The stage comes alive with Abenaki dancers and 17thcentury French explorers in authentic period attire to retell the region’s powerful multicultural history. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. & noon. $8.50. Info, 863-5966.

fairs & festivals MontrEaL skEtch coMEdY fEstiVaL: Teams of yuksters from Toronto, New York, Montréal and Los Angeles create sidesplitting scenarios on stage in a seven-day ode to improvisational fun. Theatre Ste. Catherine, Montréal, Québec, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 514-284-3939.

film ‘What BaBiEs Want’: The Chittenden County Breastfeeding Coalition shows the award-winning documentary about the consciousness of newborns.

On the Rise Bakery, Richmond, 6:308:30 p.m. Free. Info, 363-3297.

talks ‘coPing With unEMPLoYMEnt’: Feeling down and out sans job? Essex resident Carl V. Rabstejnek shows how to grapple with the physical and emotional strains, reduce stress and figure out the next move. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6955.

JaY craVEn: The award-winning filmmaker focuses on his independent movie-making days in Vermont in “Eight Miles Outside Manhattan: Tales from the Front Lines of the Arts in Northern New England.” Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘kick thE oiL haBit’: Beginning conservationists learn how to switch to a more renewable form of energy.

Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 385-1911. toM MuLcahY: The curator of Colchester’s one-room log schoolhouse, built in 1806, gives a behind-the-scenes look at its major restoration. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 879-7576.

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‘start Your oWn BusinEss’ WorkshoP: Entrepreneurs brainstorm business plans and start-up moves in a seminar covering Vermont regulations. Burlington Chamber of Commerce, 9 a.m. - noon. $40; $45 for two. Info, 658-9228.

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LinE dancE: Folks rock the grapevine and shuffle-step with guidance from Wes and Sally Blair. A beginner’s lesson starts at 6 p.m. and open dancing starts at 7. Essex Junction Great Events, 6-9 p.m. $9.50. Info, 434-2891.

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sEnior LunchEon: Elders enjoy a festive hot meal along with live piano, sing-alongs and riddles. Trinity Episcopal Church, Shelburne, 12 p.m. $5-10. Info, 862-7754.

faMiLY sing-aLong: Families and their tots ages 5 and under gather to belt out familiar nursery rhymes.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Music With PEtEr: See THU.14, 10:30-11:30 a.m.

PrEschooL storYtiME: See THU.14, 10-10:45 a.m.

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‘Book Lust/LoathE’: High schoolers dish on reads they love, as well as the ones they love to hate. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

BEginnEr’s sEWing: See SAT.16, 2-4 p.m.

JosEPh kiEfEr: The founder of Food Works turns food to soil in a compost workshop. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

PausE café: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:15-7:30 p.m.

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health & fitness LaughtEr Yoga: Chortlers channel the untapped healing power of yukking it up. Richmond Free Library, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 349-5404.

kids naturE taLEs and traiLs: Young ones and their families settle down for a reading of Jane Cannon’s Stellaluna and a dusk-to-dark hike exploring the nocturnal world.

Northwoods Stewardship Center, East Charleston, 7:30 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 723-6551, ext. 115. toddLEr storYtiME: Little ones ages 18 to 35 months get cozy listening to stories, singing nursery rhymes and playing games with new buds.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. annuaL organ rEcitaL: Compressed air pumps through pipes pressed by William Tortolano, professor emeritus of fine arts, to form the works of Bach, Dupré and more. Chapel of Saint Michael the Archangel, Colchester, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. grEEn Mountain chorus: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5439, w1sj@arrl.net.

MiLton coMMunitY Band rEhEarsaL: The band tunes up its brass and woodwinds for the summer concert season. New musicians are encouraged to visit, with no auditions necessary. Milton Elementary School, 7-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398.

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sport ‘GET TO KNOW YOUR BIKE’: A cycleshop pro introduces free wheelers to vehicle anatomy, flat fixes and roadside skills. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

support groups JOB SEEKERS SUPPORT GROUP & LECTURE: Those on the bench discuss the stresses of job searching and learn about available resources through a talk by John Young, of the Vermont Department of Labor. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 12-2 p.m.

Free. Info, 862-5125.

talks ‘GENERATION RX: WHAT’S IN YOUR MEDICINE CABINET?’: Dr. Barbara Frankowski leads a European salonstyle discussion about prescription drug abuse, with a cash bar. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1848.

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theater AUDITIONS FOR 2009 ‘TEN-FEST’: Actors perfect stage readings to land a role in this year’s four-night performance of 10 short plays. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 485-5636 .

‘OUR HIDDEN HERITAGE: 1609 & LAKE CHAMPLAIN’: See MON.18, 9:30 a.m. & noon.

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Lilac and Gardening Sunday May 17 A new season at Shelburne Museum

BOOK DISCUSSION: Bookworms discuss the hidden power of first ladies in Blanche Wiesen Cook’s Eleanor Roosevelt: Volume 2, The Defining Years. Walden Community Library, West Danville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2630.

400 lilac bushes in over 90 varieties. Guided tours, planting demonstrations, presentations by expert gardeners. Free lilac seedlings to the first 200 visitors! Courtesy Horsford Gardens & Nursery.

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QUEER WRITING GROUP: Poetry, fiction and other output goes up for friendly workshopping and discussion at this LGBTQ-supportive scribes’ circle. R.U.1.2? Community Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812, chase@ru12.org.

SUE HALPERN: The Vermont author of Can’t Remember What I Forgot, gathered findings of three years of Alzheimer’s research, shares info on memory loss. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

WED.20 business ‘RAMPIN’ UP THE REVENUE’: Retailers learn how Freedom software can help them handle inventory.

Courtyard Marriott Burlington Harbor, Burlington, 8-9:30 a.m. $10; registration required. Info, 863-3929, ext. 103.

VERMONT BUSINESS & INDUSTRY EXPO: Exhibitors from nearly 200 Vermont companies try to hold each other’s attention at this businessto-business event. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $10 registration after May 15. Info, 238-6592.

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HIP-HOP WORKSHOP: See WED.13, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

LADIES GROUP PADDLE: See WED.13, 4-7 p.m.

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EMBROIDERERS GUILD DEMONSTRATION: Textile artists preserve the needle art in an open exhibition. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 879-7576.

HOMEOWNERSHIP INFO MEETING: Prospective house hunters learn about the resources available to them through the Permanently Affordable Homeownership Program. Champlain Housing Trust, Burlington, 5 p.m.

Free. Info, 862-6244.

KNITTING GROUP: Yarn-and-needle crafters join a sitting circle as they loop together creations. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

PATCHWORK PILLOWS: Beginners create vintage cases to rest their heads on by jazzing up recycled fabrics and textures. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $40 includes all materials. Info, 862-7417.

UNIX MEETING: Software smarties convene for a monthly meeting to play with the boards, build circuits and talk about technology. Logic Supply, South Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6958.

RIDE OF SILENCE: Cyclists spin wheels in a 12-mile leisurely ride to commemorate those injured or killed by motor vehicles while biking. State Street, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8904.

STRIKE OUT CANCER: Bowlers shoot balls down lanes to knock down pins and support the American Cancer Society’s Relay for Life. Spare Time Family Fun Center, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $30. Info, 316-9064.

film ‘MISHIMA: A LIFE IN FOUR CHAPTERS’: Director Paul Schrader takes viewers on a trippy ride through the life of the tormented Japanese cult writer. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

Dave Perewitz, The Discovery Bike, custom motorcycle, Perewitz Cycle Fabrication, Bridgewater, Mass., 2006.

Full Throttle: Vintage Motorcycles, Custom Choppers and Racing Machines Opens May 17 Over 40 vintage, custom and racing motorcycles in an exhibit that celebrates the art of the bike and the need for speed.

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ALAN RUBEL: Fans of the ring learn about our state’s rich boxing history in “Gloves: The Stories of Vermont’s Greatest Boxers, Trainers and Personalities.” Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

DAVID COLANDER: The “Economics Court Jester” gives a fresh and funny perspective on the current money mess. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9355.

ERIC SEGALSTAD: The author and photographer examines the fates of musicians who by the age of 27 had left both their mark and the land of the living. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

MARGARET BURKE: The former Peace Corps volunteer and current educator shows slides of her time volunteering in Kazakhstan and tells a remarkable story about her host’s life in the small village. McClure Center for School Programs, Shelburne, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 985-8686.

‘EAT THE WILD THINGS!’: Diners sample a healthy meal of foraged fare. Purple Shutter Herbs, Winooski, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $14. Info, 865-4372.

AUDITIONS FOR 2009 ‘TEN-FEST’: See TUE.19, 7 p.m.

GREEN MOUNTAIN COMEDY FESTIVAL (THEATER)

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talks

theater

BABYTIME: See WED.13, 10:30-11:30 a.m.

One of the nation’s finest, most diverse museums of art, design and Americana.

HALF PRICE! $10 admission Vermont residents, $5 Vermont children. www.shelburnemuseum.org

Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘LA CENERENTOLA’: See SUN.17, Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 660-9300.

WORLD MUSIC PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE: African and European cultures collide harmoniously in “Afro-Celtic Collaboration: Music for the People,” featuring spirited special guest group Gypsy Reel. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $3-12. Info, 603-646-2422.

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‘HORSE IN THE PIGPEN’: Kids read a rhyming story about farm animals swapping pastures and stay on the lookout for a misplaced horse and cow around the museum. Billings Farm and Museum, Woodstock, 9-10:30 a.m. $3-5. Info, 457-2355.

MOVING & GROOVING: See WED.13, 11-11:30 a.m.

ORIGAMI AIRPLANES: Students in grades 2 and up craft flying mobiles from folded paper. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

PAJAMA STORYTIME: Kids cuddle up in their nightclothes for an hour of bedtime stories, cookies and milk.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

‘PUSS IN BOOTS’: See SUN.17, 7 p.m.

words ANN MCKINSTRY MICOU: The Vermont author of three books about Fiction Set in Vermont scribbles her name onto covers and speaks about recurring local themes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free.

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Young_Bull, 19, #113568 JUST LOOKING FOR SOME FUN I’m here mainly looking for sex, but if more comes of it, OK! I haven’t done much in the form of fetishes, but am looking to slowly widen my horizons. Gaoji82, 39, l, #113547 BRAINY NICE GUY LOVES SEX I will probably say “I love you” during sex & mean it. I’m reasonably good-looking, artistic & passionate. I will be kind, yet unafraid of confrontation. Allow up to 24 hrs. for response as I only get online about once a day. njam40, 39, u, #113540

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Home Depot Drawer Pulls Aisle We were shopping on opposite sides of the aisle but I couldn’t take my eyes off of you.

I was electrified when you brushed past with that pretty smile & said that you wished you could help, and then I couldn’t find you again.

I had to look! Are you available to meet again, only with a conversation? When: Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Where: Home Depot. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905713

Mesmerized!

I saw you come into my place of employment today, and was absolutely stunned & awestruck!

You: 5’8 or so, platinum blonde, wearing all black & pin-stripe pants, digging through the DVDs. Me: Dumbfounded electronics worker.

We caught glances a few times & you bumped into me as I was selling an MP3 player. Come in anytime! When: Saturday, May 9, 2009.

Where: Wal-Mart. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905742

Howard Services Woman Saw a beautiful woman (May 6) who works at the Howard Centers. Actually, I have seen you before & have had the same reaction.

I recently have taken a job transporting sometimes to & from. You are brunette, sweet, with long beautiful hair & short bangs. Just a great compliment & cheers if you are already hitched! When: Wednesday, May 6, 2009.

Where: Essex 5 Corners area. You: Woman.

Me: Man. #905727

the bass It’s the bass. Always my weakness. That sound kills me. I see you watching me. Your eyes following. And I see you. Your hat fell off toward the end of the show. Are your curls as soft as they are thick? If I don’t write this here, I’ll write it to you & she wouldn’t be happy. Come find me. When: Friday, May 8, 2009. Where: A million miles away. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905741

Express employee with red stripe You work in Express & you are one of the most attractive people I have ever seen - that says a lot. Working in the mall is no easy task, but every time I’m working & see you, it makes my day a bit better. However, I’m too shy to ever admit who this is. I like your Batman lunch box. When: Wednesday, May 6, 2009. Where: UMall. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905726

BLONDE AT SHAW’S WILLISTON You were buying lunch with 2 co-workers. You had on brown boots & big, gold, leaf-shaped earrings. The clerk accidentally scanned my soup on your sale. I joked that we had only just met. When: Friday, May 8, 2009. Where: Shaw’s Williston Road / Maple Tree. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905740

Stunning Blonde You in the red shirt writing in your journal.

I was in the white T-shirt with my computer.

We had a short conversation, way too short.

Are you single? When: Monday, May 4, 2009.

Where: Greers. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905724

Healthy Living Employee Pretty blonde lady working in the produce department at Healthy Living. Came in last week to flirt & say hey, writing an ISpy this week to say Happy Birthday! And no, this is not an old man (haha). Much love, babe.

When: Saturday, May 2, 2009. Where: Healthy Living. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905739

St. A Deuce P.C. Checkout 4/17: Hey, tan, brown-haired landscaper in Richmond. If you’re not too busy checking out the guys you work with, give me a shout (the one behind you). I was stupid not to ask for your number. You wanted to talk more, but your friend wanted to go. P.S. Was hoping to check out with you again :) No such luck.

When: Friday, April 17, 2009. Where: Price Chopper buying hotdogs & crappy pizza.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #905723

Candles & Creations Talked to you briefly when you were at the door & asked if you needed help getting out of the store. You said you really wanted to help carry the wax but were concerned you would get in the way. Would love to talk about dowsing or anything else you might like, Miss H. When: Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Where: Candles & Creations. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #905738

Church St. on Sunday!

You were going up Church St. on Sunday afternoon. We looked at one another & we smiled for what seemed like a minute. You are a woman who wore an orange T-shirt & I was playing music with my accordionist. I would like to meet you. I think that you’ll like that, too! When: Sunday, May 3, 2009. Where: Church St. in Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #905722

Enchanted at the OP We spoke of Acorn, bugs, the garbage truck.

I’m captivated by your sensational eyes. Let’s hook up for a drink. When: Friday, May 8, 2009. Where: The OP. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905737

Grade School Art Show At the Helen Day Art Center, Friday. I was the tall brunette with my son & you are tall, dark (hair & facial hair) & very handsome - wearing a blue jacket & khaki pants. When I finally decided to be brave enough to give you my number, I couldn’t find you! Would love to see those blue eyes again. When: Friday, May 1, 2009. Where: Stowe - Helen Day Art Center.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #905721

RE: Dave at Maplefields Thanks for the compliment. Not exactly sure who you are, but am interested in knowing who’s admiring! When: Friday, May 1, 2009.

Where: Maplefields in South Burlington.

You: Man. Me: Man. #905736 Hope you’re ok :) I saw you fall in Maplehurst Florist downtown on Thursday night. I hope you are OK. You had your hands full of bags from shopping.

Well, anyway, I hope you did not hurt yourself :) When: Thursday, May 7, 2009. Where: Maplehurst Florist downtown. You: Woman.

Me: Man. #905734 I LOVE YOU HELEN! Babe, you complete me. I can’t wait til you don’t have to leave anymore. I love you.

It’s almost over & we are almost together. I can’t wait to wake up every morning to your beautiful face & pretty blue eyes. I am lost without you. Please hurry & come home.

I LOVE YOU MADLY! When: Friday, May 1, 2009. Where: in my dreams and...Swanton.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905733 university mall tall twink hot You were at one of the stands with sunglasses talking to guy working it. We caught eyes several times. I thought I knew you from MySpace, not sure. You: tall, skinny, darkhaired guy. Very hot. It was Thursday around 1 p.m. Me: I was wearing a white shirt & tan pants w/ frosted hair & blue eyes. Want to have lunch sometime? When: Thursday, May 7, 2009. Where: University Mall. You: Man. Me: Man. #905730 05/04/09 BACKSTAGE in EJ You: About 50ish,6’, bald, very handsome & articulate, Harley rider, only had “2” because you had to drive. Same “healthcare” job for 33 years. Me: IQ-148 doing puzzles. I would love more intelligent conversation if you’re free. If you know this guy, show him the ad - he won’t be sorry! I promise he’ll remember me! When: Monday, May 4, 2009. Where: Backstage Essex Junction. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #905729

We went to the Logger ...many years ago (maybe 2004 or 2005). I wasn’t a good date, didn’t see you much after that. I’ve grown up a bit...I’m back in town.

Maybe we could go out for a drink, if you’d give me a second chance? When: Monday, January 3, 2005. Where: Essex Junction.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #905720 Cute Blond from Three Needs It was late. I walked in, locked eyes & immediately sat down. Apparently you thought I was cute as well. Nice to see you around town a bit more since then. Dinner? Drinks?

Music? Breakfast? I’m leaving town soon, so let’s make the best of it. When: Friday, April 17, 2009. Where: The Three Needs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905719 Emily at Stone Soup/YMCA Every time I go in for a PB & chocolate bar, my day gets a little better if I get it from you. As good as they are, your smile is sweeter still! I would love to talk to you outside your work.

Wanna go for a bike ride sometime? When: Saturday, May 2, 2009. Where: Stone Soup.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #905718 Pine St. Deli With Dog I saw the most beautiful girl at Pine St. deli with a dog. Brown hoodie, blue jeans, a hat & dimples to DIE for! I thought I was beautiful until I saw you! LOL! Sitting on the corner when I left. Me in grey hoodie, jeans & sunglasses, black SUV. Single? Would love a chance to see you again. GORGEOUS! When: Saturday, May 2, 2009. Where: Pine St. Deli. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905716 DarnTough sticker in rear window ... of gray pickup. You: dark hair, exiting with a “Hi.” I responded with a “Hey,” as I entered the store. Your greeting made me feel as if we knew each other. Even if we don’t, whatever sport you wear the Darn Toughs for, I want to do it with you. When: Friday, May 1, 2009.

Where: Cumberland Farms across from Fanny Allen. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905715

bicycle man I see you everywhere, shopping & riding that bike. You have a lovely smile. When: Wednesday, April 29, 2009. Where: Hinesburg/Williston. You: Man. Me: Man. #905712 My blue-eyed Beauty My lovey, my best friend, you’re the greatest guy I ever met & I’m incredibly happy to be in your life. You’re important to me & all I want is to make you happy. I want you to feel as though you’re lucky as well & I hope you do - you deserve the best. I love you with all my heart, baby. When: Wednesday, April 2, 2008. Where: All over. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905711 Will at cumby’s Hit me back if you are interested. P.S. Bring your red boxers! When: Sunday, April 26, 2009. Where: Cumby’s Colchester. You: Man. Me: Man. #905710 Dave at Maplefields Williston You are really cute! I loved the shorts you had on tonight cause they really showed how nice your butt is! I hope we can connect!

When: Friday, May 1, 2009. Where: South Burlington. You: Man. Me: Man. #905708 Blonde walking bike up Church A few sunny Fridays ago I (possibly?) caught you checking me out as I walked across Church St. from Brueggers. You were walking your bike past Souperstar. I chanced a smile & you gave me the sweetest one back before turning away ... I was so blissed out for the rest of the day! You: blonde hair, up. Me: dark-haired boy.

When: Tuesday, March 24, 2009. Where: Church St. past Souperstar. You: Woman.

Me: Man. #905707 Wolverine Majestic Opening night You sat next to me. You were alone. I was not.

You had a sitter. You drove me crazy all night.

I wish we could have had a longer chat. I hope you get a sitter for Star Trek. Let me know if you would like a friend to catch movies with. When: Friday, May 1, 2009. Where: Majestic10 Maple Tree Place. You: Woman.

Me: Man. #905706 pizza delivery I had the worst day, even missed the delivery call, but the driver (John) & the guy who answered the phone were so nice! Thanks :) When: Thursday, April 30, 2009. Where: my place. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905704 Beautiful girl at machine concert Saw you at the Machine concert picking up some people. You were driving a silver F-150; you are crazy beautiful; love to take you out for dinner. How’s Upper Deck Pub sound?

Friday night? When: Friday, April 24, 2009.

Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905702

Dear Mistress Maeve, Last night I went for a beer with a young lady from my weekly singing class. She seems pretty cool, and she dropped some hints that she might like to hang out again. (She said she was “ready for a relationship” and that she was new to town and looking for friends.) The problem is, I only see her once a week, and I failed to get her phone number! I know where she works (‘cause she told me, down to the street name), but I’d feel a little weird looking up the number, calling and being like, “Um, hi, this is the guy from singing class.”

My thoughts on the matter are, on the one hand, I should just call her and see what happens — because, really, what have I got to lose? But on the other hand, if I call and it freaks her out, my impatience will ruin what might be a nice little thing if I can only wait a week and see her again.

Signed, The Soloist

Dear Soloist, If you’re looking to adapt your solo number into a duet, wait until your next class to ask her out. If you track her down like some desperate conductor without a chorus, not only do you run the risk of blowing your chances with her, but you could also make her feel uncomfortable in class — and that’s unfair to her.

Let’s put this into perspective: You had a great time with a charming chanteuse who hinted that she’d like to see you again. You hit a flat note by not getting her digits, but you have a chance to redeem yourself next week. Approach her after class and see if she’d like to grab another beer. If all goes well, ask her for her phone number so you can invite her for a proper date.

And, whatever you do, please don’t mention “making beautiful music together” — leave the puns to the professionals.

Hitting a high note,

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Cowboy Junky Now when I listen to Cowboy Junkies I remember the feel of your touch & kisses from that night. All I can think about now is how we will continue to explore our desires together. Where: All around your house, the shower, your bed. You: man. Me: woman.

When: late at night. When: Tuesday, May 12, 2009. Where: bed. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905701 Frankie?

You looked so captivating under the porch light. Crazy red hair, blue eyes peeking out from under those trash can sunglasses, cigarette dangling from the corner of your mouth. Where did you come from? Where did you go? I could talk philosophy in broken English with you all night. Maybe we’ll see each other on the back steps again soon...

When: Wednesday, April 29, 2009. Where: in a gypsy part of town. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905700 Working on fifth floor You are the most attractive guy I’ve laid eyes on lately. You are very funny, I’ve never gotten a chance to really speak to you, but I guess my job doesn’t require that. I think we should have lunch. When: Tuesday, April 28, 2009.

Where: 100 Bank St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905699 cute girl at frog hollow There is this girl I see every time I go to Frog Hollow. She is amazing looking. She even knows me by name. I need the nerve to ask her for coffee, but I’m too moved by her beauty. If she reads this, I hope she looks to see who it is. Hint: “It’s the first place I stop.”

When: Saturday, April 25, 2009. Where: last Saturday. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905698

the vet from addison county My heart goes out to you & I wish you the best of luck; the alien liked you a lot & would have loved to talk to you more. When: Monday, April 27, 2009. Where: Fanny Allen. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905697 Kind Folks on Woodrose Lane Thank you to the very kind couple on Woodrose Lane who helped me avoid a very embarrassing situation while I waited for a tow truck. Well, getting up the nerve to ring your doorbell was embarrassing enough, but the alternative would have been far worse. Thank you! When: Monday, April 27, 2009. Where: Woodrose Lane. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905696

My second try Maybe I should give up. Truth is, I don’t want to. Every time I see you it is in passing. No time for words, so I can tell you that I was the one. Now the days are getting longer, like your brown hair. Maybe my second try will catch your eye. When: Monday, April 27, 2009. Where: longboarding, biking & driving a minivan.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905695 Free(dom) fries at back bar Canton Dan the substitute teacher man, I wanted to stay & eat more fries with you! You mooch ;) - Jenny When: Friday, April 17, 2009. Where: HG. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905693 Jackie from Biminis We were in the same geo class at UVM & then you used to cut my hair at Biminis. I saw you downtown Saturday night, but you vanished before I could talk to you. How about dinner sometime? When: Saturday, April 25, 2009.

Where: downtown Burlington. You: Woman.

Me: Man. #905691

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activism/ advocacy 2012: WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON?: Jun. 3 - Jul. 1, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $75 Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. We hear more and more about dire predictions for the future, amid current economic meltdowns, global political and social turmoil and TV shows about apocalypse and Armageddon. Learn about the many visions and scenarios for our collective future and how you can seize all the opportunities of this time to thrive in the years ahead. Led by Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

burlington city arts Nature Photography Workshop: Thursday, May 14 and 21, 6-9 p.m. and Saturday, May 16, 8 a.m. - noon Cost: $115/$103.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Create beautiful nature photographs and maximize your understanding of the tools and techniques of nature photography. Lecture, field, and critique sessions will be included.

Lens choice, exposure techniques, and more will be covered under with guidance from a professional nature photographer. A film or digital SLR camera is required. Prerequisite: Intro to the 35MM Film or Digital SLR or equivalent. Limit: 12.

Photography Critique: Jun. 2, 6-8 p.m. Free and open to the public. Location: Firehouse Center’s Community Darkroom, Burlington. Come receive feedback on your images, talk about the art and craftsmanship behind a fine

Drop In: Life Drawing ages 16+: Jun. 15 - Jul. 27, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $8/per session. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. This drop-in class is open to all levels and facilitated by a BCA staff member and professional model. Please bring your own drawing materials and paper. No registration necessary. *Purchase a Life Drawing class card for $40 and get the 6th visit for free!

Call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at BurlingtonCityArts.com.

Teacher bios are also available online.

community 2012: WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON?: Jun. 3 - Jul. 1, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $75 Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. We hear more and more about dire predictions for the future, amid current economic meltdowns, global political and social turmoil and TV shows about apocalypse and Armageddon. Learn about the many visions and scenarios for our collective future and how you can seize all the opportunities of this time to thrive in the years ahead. Led by Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

craft Natural Dye Workshop, Drop-In: May. 23-24, 11 a.m. 4 p.m. Cost: $5/per participant.

Location: Vermont Wool Studio & Farm, 1273 Fowler Road, Plainfield. Info: Vermont Wool, Denise D’Abramo, 802-454-1648, denise@vtwool.com, vtwool.com.

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Join us throughout Open Studio weekend for this fun instructional on dyeing with indigo and more.

Local yarn is available for purchase, or bring small items to color from home, check website for instructions. While you’re here, visit our sheep, catch a spinning demo and peruse the Vermont Wool Yarns.

dance Argentine Tango: With Maria Olivera and Gustavo Benzecry Saba. Friday, May 22. 6 p.m. Beginner Class, 7 p.m. Intermediate Class. Followed by demonstrations, Practica and light refreshments. Cost: $20/per person.

Location: Studio Bliss Center for Expressive Movement, Opera House, Suite 103. 59-67 Merchants Row, Rutland. Info: Studio Bliss, Cathy Salmons, Director, 802-775-2547, www.blissvt. com/tango.html. Studio Bliss is thrilled to welcome back these two remarkable tango artists, straight from Buenos Aires! These worldrenowned masters of the form will teach basic technique, plus refinements and details for continuing tango students. They will also be available for private instruction on Friday afternoon and Saturday.

Don’t miss this rare opportunity: Truly an amazing gift to Rutland!

Argentine Tango Week: May. 15-21. Events range from $5 to $20. Location: Salsalina & North End Studio in Burlington, Shelburne Town Hall, See website for directions, Burlington and Shelburne. Info: Queen City Tango, Eloise Beil, 802-999-1798, www. queenc it y tango.org/featured. html. Beloved tango artists Maria Olivera & Gustavo Benzecry from Buenos Aires return to offer a week of workshops, classes & private lessons for dancers of all levels.

Beginners welcome Fri. 7:30pm at Salsalina in Burl. Workshops & milonga at Shelburne Town Hall Saturday. Visit website for full schedule and fees.

Ballroom Dance Classes: Location: First Step Dance offers Ballroom Dance classes in Burlington on Monday and Thursday evenings. Ballroom Dance Social on the 2nd Friday of each month.

Info: First Step Dance, 802-5986757, www.FirstStepDance.com.

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Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $12/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com.

Salsa classes, nightclub-style. Oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

Elements of Ballet: Join beginning adult/teen ballet classes Wednesdays at 6:35 pm, or combine Pilates, Ballet, and Integrative Movement in our 90-minute Saturday 10:15am Intermediate Studio Class with Lucille Dyer CMA. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Drive (Route 127, 5 minutes from the Burlington waterfront), Colchester.

Info: 802-863-3369, lucille@ naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Enliven your artistic sensibilities along with the strength, flexibility, sculpting & posture you achieve practicing ballet. Experience how dancers achieve that lengthened look, and find out how good whole body stretches really feel. Studio class students: Practice Bartenieff Fundamentals, Reformer, Tower, Jump Board & full barre with Lucille Dyer CMA. Swing Dance Lessons: Cost: $60/6-week lesson series. Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: Shirley, 802860-7501, www.vermontswings. com. TUESDAYS, May 19-June 23: Swing Basics, 6:30-7:30 p.m. No experience required. WEDNESDAYS, May 20-June 24: Classic 8-Count Moves, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Prerequisite: Swing 1. WEDNESDAYS, May 20-June 24: 1920s Blues Dancing, 7:45-8:45 p.m. No experience required. No partner needed! Taught

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design/build Yestermorrow Design/Build Sch.: Cost: $300/2-day class; 15% discount for Vermont residents!. Location: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, 189 VT Rte. 100, Warren. Info: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, 802-4965545, shannon@yestermorrow. org, www.yestermorrow.org. TRIM & FINISH CARPENTRY: May 9-11, learn systematic steps to achieve beautiful finish trim for doors, windows, crown mouldings & baseboards. SACRED GEOMETRY: May 16-17, understand the universal patterns which connect art, science & nature. JOINERY: June 5-7, use hand & power tools to cut mortises, tenons, dovetails, miters, etc.

drumming Burlington Taiko Classes: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-999-4255, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $47/6 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $53/6 weeks. Session begins 10/28. Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:30-6:50 p.m., $48/6 weeks, beginning 10/27. Gift certificates are available! For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

empowerment 2012: WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON?: Jun. 3 - Jul. 1, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $75 Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. We hear more and more about dire predictions for the future, amid current economic meltdowns, global political and social turmoil and TV shows about apocalypse and Armageddon. Learn about the many visions and scenarios for our collective future and how you can seize all the opportunities of this time to thrive in the years ahead. Led by Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

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REINVENTING YOUR LIFE: May. 28, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $35 Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Steve, 802-862-4905. Feel like you’re in a rut? Not living with passion and authenticity? Don’t miss this powerful workshop designed to stimulate your inner guidance, awaken your courage, clarify your purpose and manifest your dreams.

Led by Dr. Steve Taubman, bestselling author of UnHypnosis: How to Wake Up, Start Over, and Create the Life You’re Meant to Live.

finance Financial Wellness Workshop:: May. 30-31. Cost: $179/ Weekend Workshop Saturday and Sunday. Location: Walkover Gallery, 15 Main Street, Bristol.

Info: MoneyPeace, Inc, Christine Moriarty, 888-449-8081, www. moneypeace.com. Money Money Money: Lower Your Financial Stress and work through your financial fears for a better relationship with money. Invest your time in a weekend workshop to learn more about yourself and money management.

Take the first step to a new financial life. Sign up today!

fitness FORZA - Samurai Sword Workout: 4:30-5:30 p.m., Weekly on Friday. Cost: $10 Location: The North End Studio, 294 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington. Info: Stephanie Shohet, 802-578-9243, steph@forzavt.com, forzavt.com.

FORZA is a unique, cardiovascular workout that allows you to burn calories, build muscle and improve focus & concentration. Perfect for toning & sculpting the upper body.

No martial arts experience needed.

Check out forzavt.com for other class times. This warrior workout will make you stronger physically, mentally & spiritually.

Girls Get’n Fit Boot Camp: Cost: $255/2 Fitness Assessments, 12 hours of Professional Training, and Camp T-shirt. Location: Williston Community Park, 195 Central School Dr., Williston. Info: Girls Get’n Fit, LLC, Melissa Milam, 802310-5009, smmilam@gmavt.net, www.girlsgetnfit.com. A result-

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herbs Herbal Medicine-Making Program: Jun. 10 - Aug. 26, 9 a.m.

- 2 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday.

Cost: $625/includes remedies to bring home. Payment plans, worktrade/Onion River Exchange options available. Location: Dandelioness Botanicals, Montpelier.

Info: Dana L Woodruff, 802-2296812, dandelion778@yahoo.com, www.vermonthealers.org. Get to know local plants and prepare: Teas, Tinctures, Salves, Oxymels, Succuses, Flower essences, Steams, and more! Create your own Herbal First Aid Kit and other remedies to bring home, and make medicines for community health projects.

Class includes plant walks, field trips, and games! All experience levels are welcome.

LOCAL HEALERS PROGRAM: May 25 - Aug. 31, 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., Weekly on Mondays. Cost: $825/14 Mondays; VSAC NonDegree Grants available; OR Exchange Hours for Drop-In Classes.

Location: Mandala Botanicals, Barre. Info: Mandala Botanicals, Sandra Lory, 802-479-1925, www.

VermontHealers.Org. Learn how to identify, grow, wildcraft, harvest, process, preserve and safely use more than 30 plants for food and medicine. Immerse yourself from seed to harvest. Create an Apothecary and First Aid Kit. Acquire skills that will serve you your entire life. VSAC APPROVED. Sunday MAY 10, OPEN HOUSE and INFO SESSION 10am-1pm, RSVP. Wisdom of the Herbs School: Wild Edible Intensive 2009: Enhancing Local Food Security.

Class meets for two terms, three Sundays each term, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Spring term: 5/24, 6/14 & 7/12, 2009. Summer Term: 8/9, 9/20 & 10/4, 2009. Tuition $240 Spring term and $300 Summer term. $50 non-refundable deposit each term. Discounted tuition for early registration for both terms.

Wisdom of the Herbs 2009: Identify and harvest local wild edible and medicinal plant, make home remedies, learn sustainable living skills. Eight weekends: May 16-17, June 6-7, July 18-19, Aug. 15-16, Sept. 12-13, Oct. 10-11, Nov. 7-8.

Tuition $1750. Non-refundable deposit $250. Discounted tuition for early registration paid in full one month before class begins.

VSAC non-degree grants avail..

Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, South Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool.com, www.WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool.com. Unique experiential programs embracing the wild plants, holistic health, and sustainable living skills, valuable tools for living on the Earth in these changing times. Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with Nature, hands-on wild harvesting and preparation of wild edibles and herbal home remedies, with intention and gratitude.

language Spanish Classes: Cost: $155/10 1-hour classes. Location: Waterbury Center. Info: 802-659-4181, s p a n i s hp a r a v o s @ g m a il .c o m, w w w.spanishwaterbur ycenter. com. SPANISH IN WATERBURY CENTER: 4 new Spanish class offerings.

June 2, 4, 9 & 11 at 5:30-7:30 p.m., Rapid Spanish for Travelers. Beginning week of June 15 for 10 weeks: Evening classes, Sunrise Spanish, Spanish for Seniors. Course fee $155.

martial arts AIKIDO: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, June 2 at 5:30 p.m.. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th Dan - Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido teacher.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and self-defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head instructor is five-time Brazilian Champion Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie.

Classes for men, women and children. First class is free.

Vermont Aikido: Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-8629785, vermontaikido.org. Practice the graceful martial art of Aikido in a safe, supportive environment.

Aikido training teaches body and spirit together, promoting physical flexibility and flowing movement, martial awareness with compassionate connection, respect for others and confidence in oneself.

Visitors are always welcome in the dojo! Class hours are at our homepage.

massage Asian Bodywork Therapy Program: Cost: $5,000/600hr. bodywork program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction.

Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-578-2951, scott@ elementsofhealing.net, www.elementsofhealing.net. Open house: Saturday, May 23, 11 a.m. - 12 noon. This program includes 2 forms of massage effective in treating a wide range of physical, emotional & energetic imbalances. Includes 165 hours of Anatomy, Physiology & Kinesiology. We are a NCBTMB assigned school. VSAC grants available for those who qualify.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9

p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself.

The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

Lovingkindness Meditation: May. 20 - Jun. 24, 7-8 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $75/ Six 1-hour classes. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Road, Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, www. vermontzen.org. Mettabhavana is a Buddhist meditation leading to the development of unconditional lovingkindness & friendliness. Metta helps us: rid ourselves of internal & external conflicts; overcome lacerating guilt; be open to loving acceptance of ourselves & others.

Wed. 7-8 p.m., May 20 through June 24. Includes lectures, meditation instruction, practice periods & discussion.

nature ROOTS Open House & Summer CAMP: Location: ROOTS School, 20 Blachly Rd. , Marshfield. Info: Brad Salon, 802-456-1253, Info@ RootsVT.com, www.RootsVT.com.

OPEN HOUSE, May 23. Free! Come meet the school, see our facilities, demonstrations, and work some skills. Summer Camp, June 6-10, for those 8-10, and 11-13. Nature awareness, stealth, games, flintknapping, wild edibles, friction fire, exploration & excitement.

Teen classes: Wilderness Survival and Scout. Check out our website for details.

painting Creative Source Painting: May. 17, 9:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m..

Location: Marshfield, Vermont.

Info: Susan Green, 802-426-3717.

No experience necessary, all welcome! The focus is on self-discovery and creativity. Paint freely and intuitively in a safe, non-judgmental and supportive atmosphere. Your painting process is the focus, not the product. Facilitator Susan Green was trained by art therapist Aviva Gold, author of Painting from the Source.

photography Dig. Photography + Photoshop: Sat. &/or Sunday, May 30 & 31. Cost: $125/day ($200 for weekend). Location: Mad River Valley, Rt. 100, Moretown. Info: 802-882-1124. A 2-day comprehensive workshop take one day or both! Day 1: digital cameras, exposure tricks, essentials & better photography. Day 2: digital workflow - importing, organizing, Photoshop, printing. Please contact the instructor for more info about this excellent workshop held in a modern, fully equipped digital imaging lab in the Mad River Valley: samk@ madriver.com.

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pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Affordable, invigorating group mat classes and 1-on-1 sessions that rock your body, not your wallet. New class added on Tuesdays at 4:15 starting March 31.. Location: Exercise America, 12 Gregory Drive, Suite 1, South Burlington. Info: 802-310-2614, www.absolutepilatesvt.com. Tone, stretch, and strengthen with certified classical Pilates & Polestar Pilates instructor Lynne Martens. Sculpt a great new body in fun group mat classes or private lessons on reformer, Wunda chair and tower unit in an attractive, welcoming locale. Visit our website for pricing, class times and specials.

lead came, solder, cement, and finish a panel. Take home a completed lead-came panel. Members $115, nonmembers $130, materials $20. More glass and metal classes online.

Wheel Throwing: Tuesdays or Thursdays. 5-week classes. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-9853648, www.shelburneartcenter. org. Learn the basics of throwing clay on the potter’s wheel while becoming familiar with the complete clay process from wheel to kiln. Two options, five weeks: Tuesdays, May 26-Jun. 23, 6-8:30 p.m., or Thursdays, May 28-Jun. 25, 9:30 a.m.noon. Members $120, nonmembers $135, materials $30.

ence the joy, healing and intimacy of women gathered together to do deep soul work in a playful way.

Some of the practices we will share are: Kundalini Yoga, SoulCollage, Sacred Sound and Music, Group Dialogue, a Labyrinth Meditation Walk and Awakened Inquiry Journaling.

Contact Robin at 802-223-3427 or email: Robin@universalrivers.com or Kathy at 802-426-3987 or email: onewomansway@yahoo.com.

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Woodworking Immersion Programs: 12-week programs, enroll when you are ready. Cost: $4,900/for full-time, 12 weeks; part-time avail. Location: Vermont Woodworking School, 148 ALL Wellness, LLC: Many packMain St., Fairfax. Info: Vermont age/pricing options to suit your Woodworking School, Carina budget. Please call for pricing Driscoll, 802-849-2013, www. details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. VermontWoodworkingSchool.com. (across from the antique shops, Be supported by Guild member innear Oakledge Park), Burlington. structors while working on your inInfo: 802-863-9900, www.piladependent projects. Focus on learntesspace.net. We encourage all ing what you want. Make progress ages, all bodies and all abilities in our 10,000 sq. ft. shop in our to discover greater ease and enjoyUntitled-30 1 5/11/09 2:26:39 PM restored historic barn. Be mentored ment in life by integrating Pilates, & encouraged to challenge yourself Physical Therapy, Yoga and Health & do your best work. Techniques Counseling services. Come experi- Life Purpose Hand Readings: instruction workshops included in ence our welcoming atmosphere, Sat., May 16, 12:30-7 p.m. Cost: enrollment fee. skillful, caring instructors and $35/25-minute consult. Location: light-filled studio. First mat class Spirit Dancer Book Store, 122 S. is free! Also, please join us for a Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: free introduction to the reformer, HandTales, Janet Savage, 802the first Tuesday of every month at 660-8060, janet@handtales.com, 6:30 - just call to sign up. www.handtales.com. Join Janet, COPPER CRANE YOGA: BURLINGNatural Bodies Pilates: Pri- Master Hand Analyst, May 16, to TON YOGA CONFERENCE. Saturday vate sessions, class cards and per- discover the power and magic of 5/2 at the Davis Center, UVM. hands. Stuck in career, relationship, class rates available. Free group Anusara-inspired with Carocreative path? Your hands offer the introductions, and special rates lyn Conner 2-3:30pm. YOGA FOR on private introductions by ap- most complete picture of your life.

GARDENERS with Sansea Sparpointment. New students: Get ad- No predictions. Discover your highling. 4-week series, Thursdays ditional savings on our Introduc- est purpose and what is getting in 5:30-7pm, 4/14-5/12 (no class the way. Call to preregister. tory Advantage Package, 3 Private 4/21). $50 or 5 classes off card.

Reformer sessions with 4 reformer Pre-register. YOGINI SPA with classes. Location: Natural Bodies Sansea Sparling. Tuesday 4/21, Pilates, 49 Heineberg Drive (Rt. 1-4pm. $75. Cost: $14/drop-in, 127, 5 minutes from Burlington’s $60/5-class card, $110/10-class waterfront), Colchester. Info: card, $200/20-class card. LocaLucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, luOutdoor Tai Chi/Montpelier: tion: Copper Crane Yoga, 179 cille@naturalbodiespilates.com, Cost: $36/4 weeks, $64/8 weeks.

Main St., Vergennes. Info: 802NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Now Location: Pavilion Building Porch, 877-3663, coppercraneyoga.com. you can develop a strong, flexible State St., Montpelier. Info: High Individual, group and custom yoga & articulate body, while relieving Mountain Flowing Water Tai Chi classes. Copper Crane provides stress in a professionally equipped Association, Ellie Hayes, 802-456- wise and compassionate teaching studio. Benefit from Lucille Dyer’s 1983. Hwa Yu Style Tai Chi summer to strengthen the body, uplift the 25 years’ teaching expertise comsemester runs Mon. June 8 thru heart and calm the mind. Be yourbining Pilates, Bartenieff FundaMon July 27. Sign up for 4 consecuself here. Copper Crane is directed mentals, Laban Movement analysis tive weeks, $9/class, or 8 weeks,

by Carolyn Conner, RYT, Advanced & adult ballet. Experience move$8/class. Beginners meet 5-5:45 Certified Thai Yoga Bodywork ment that’s enlivening, effective & pm; continuing students 5-6:30 practitioner. Thai Yoga Bodywork enjoyable, all within a pleasant & pm. Learn this ancient and unique and Zero Balancing sessions by supportive environment. art in an atmosphere of camradeappointment. rie, fresh air, relaxation, enhanced EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga awareness. classes for all levels, convenientSnake Style Tai Chi Chuan: ly located in Burlington. Cost: Beginner classes Sat. mornings $14/10 class cards and unlimited & Wed. evenings. Call to view memberships available for disReiki Daylong Classes: Cost: a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI counted rates. Mon., Wed., Fri. $175/9:30am to 5pm. Location: TAI CHI INSTITUTE , 100 Church 4:30 p.m. classes are sliding scale Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King Street, Burlington. Info: 802$5-$10. Location: Evolution Yoga, St., #7, Burlington. Info: Chris 864-7902, www.iptaichi.org. The Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, Hanna, 802-881-1866, channa@ Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai www.evolutionvt.com. Our staff gmavt.net, www.risingsunhealchi method that mobilizes the spine of all certified teachers are skilled ing.com. Reiki Level One, Sat., May while stretching and strengthening with beginners as well as students 16, 9:30am to 5pm., $175. Learn the core body muscles. Practicing wanting to refine their practice. this powerful hands-on healing this ancient martial art increases Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu, art with plenty of in-class pracstrength, flexibility, vitality, peace Iyengar and babies/kids classes tice time. Advanced Reiki Training of mind and martial skill. available. Prepare for birth and (ART), Sat., June 13, $225. For strengthen post-partum with pre/ Reiki 2 graduates. Another symbol post-natal yoga. Participate in our and attunement. Learn to use cryscommunity blog: evolutionvt.com/ tals for continuous healing. evoblog.

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shelburne art center Stained Glass: Lead Came: Jun. 6, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. 1-day workshop. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Introductory stained glass workshop for beginners to learn the lead-came method of constructing stained glass. Learn to select glass colors, cut glass, assemble with

A Woman’s Day of Soul Play: May. 16, 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m.

Cost: $120/includes workshop, lunch and all workshop materials. Location: Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Info: Womans Way and Universal Rivers of Life, womansway.com. An Experiential, Integrative, Creative, SoulCentered Playshop. The journey to wholeness/holiness is a process of self-realization. Experiencing and integrating the deep layers of soul with body brings us to our full state of being; Earth- rooted and Spiritcentered. The circle is a powerful symbol of wholeness. You’ll experi-

The Studio at The Field House: Daily yoga & Pilates classes for all levels. Drop-ins welcome; no membership required. Cost: $15/ drop-in, $60/month (6 classes).

Unlimited yoga, $70 (incl. club membership). Location: 166 Athletic Drive, Shelburne. Info: 802985-4406, www.shelburneathleticclub.com. Vinyasa, Iyengar, Anusara, Yin, Ashtanga & Kripalu classes as well as reformer, mat & senior Pilates.

YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels, two locations. Cost:

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This 3 bedroom, 2 bath Williston Contemporary on 2 quiet acres features newer kitchen and baths, hardwood and tile floors, cathedral ceiling, and room for a possible in-home daycare. $334,000

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Spacious home in Charlotte with open floor plan and tons of light. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths and over 4200 SF of living space. 4-season sunroom. Living room with wood-burning stove. Nicely updated kitchen. 5.02 acres with Adirondack views. Agent/owner. $699,000

Two story Overlake Condominium with 2 bedrooms and 2.5 baths. Built-in shelves and cabinets surround fireplace in living room. Partially finished basement with large family room and tons of storage. Finished basement. Walk to UVM, FAHC and downtown. Seasonal Lake & Adirondack views. $399,000

Tastefully upgraded Westlake Condo. End unit with south & west exposure with year-round lake views. Larger master than most! Very contemporary urban flair! Baths with beautiful finishes & upgrades. Bamboo hardwood floors.

Bedrooms overlook gardens. $595,000

This unit was renovated and designed for the developer to occupy. 2 bedrooms plus office, 1.5 baths, gorgeous architectural details, curved window, balcony on second floor overlooking custom kitchen & open living room.

City, mountain and lake views! $579,000

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This sweet two bedroom Condo is in mint condition and priced so you can take advantage of the Stimulus Package. Amenities include eat-in kitchen, gas stove in the living/dining area, second floor laundry and attached carport with storage. $189,000.

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This beautiful, nearly new Milton Townhome is a must see! With 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths and stainless appliances in the kitchen. Tasteful ceramic tile floors, large bedrooms, closets and great light make this a place you’ll be proud to call home. $186,000

Close to all amenities. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Carport with storage. Pool. Inexpensive living. Quiet, near UVM, airport, shopping and I-89. Near bike path. Take advantage of an $8,000 tax credit for first time home buyers. $172,000

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alum, 56CM (5’10” to 6”), used 1 year. Excellent condition. $1100.

Info: 518-324-4740.

Boats 1985 Four Winns 20’ Cuddy Cabin. Great condition. New camper top & many extras. Trailer incl. $3800. Info: 802-598-2791.

Cars/Trucks

Bicycles 2004 Kymco 50cc Scooter Runs nice. $700. Info: 802-310-4320.

Road Bicycle Motobecane racer, full ultegra componentry, 18 lb.

1995 low-mileage Saab 9000 CS w/ only 86,233 miles! Black w/ tan leather interior, auto., all the power options. Super clean. $4495. Give us a call! Info: 800730-5547, jon.barrette@barretteford.com, www.barretteford. com.

1996 VW Jetta only 118K! Man.l trans., black, runs great!

Just $3995. Info: 802-868-3327, www.barretteford.com.

1998 Ford F-150 4x4 Sport Runs/drives great. Needs minor work. Some rust/dings. New battery, belt/tensioner. New P26575R-16 studded snows. 8’ bed w/ liner. Reese hitch receiver. Decent looking truck. $1800. Kelly Blue book value @ $3340 fair cond.

Info: 802-839-8025.

2001 Ford Focus ZX3 Only 68K. Exc. condition. AC needs to be repaired. Info: Sam Morrill, 917667-6793, smorrill@middlebury. edu.

2001 Nissan Sentra GXE Great gas sipping commuter car.

5-speed, 32 mpg, one owner, inspected, all records, runs new.

No rust. Power D/W/L, CD AM/FM. Clean inside & out. $2200/BO. Info: 802-363-8668.

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Exceptionally quiet neighborhood for updated 2000 sq. ft. Ranch with great mountain view. 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths. 2 car garage. Hard to beat for right balance of convenience, condition & layout. Wood-burning fireplace. $405,000 Call miCHael Gannett Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman realty (802) 846-9508 www.BurlingtonVermontHomes.com

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2003 GMC Safari AWD Hard to find! AWD minivan! Just 93K, great condition, well maintained.

Check it out today! $7995. Info: EJ Barrette and Sons, Inc., 802868-3327, www.barretteford.com.

We Pick Up & Pay For Junk Automobiles!

2003 Lexus RX300 Low miles, only 48,500 mi., loaded, leather, front wheel drive w/ track control, new tires. Mint condition.

Below book. $12,000/OBO. 802864-1868 or 802-343-6961. Lv. msg.

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2003 Subaru Forester X SELLING MY 2003 SUBARU FORESTER WITH 104K. CAR IS IN GREAT SHAPE, NEEDS NOTHING. $7500.

CALL FOR SHOWING. Info: 802233-1771.

2006 Certified Fusion SE 4-cyl. auto. 30+ mpg! Classy dune pearl clearcoat ext., sueded tan cloth int. Like new! Only 16K & 6-yr./100K powertrain warranty! $16,495. Info: EJ Barrette and Sons, Inc., 802-868-3327, www. barretteford.com.

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3842 Dorset Lane, Willston 2006 Chevy 4WD Full Size Extended cab Silverado 1500 pickup truck. 85K. In good working order. $13,999. Call 802-864-9899 ext. 3.

2006 Honda Accord Hybrid Loaded hybrid w/ NAV, leather, all options. Up to 34 mpg. Michelin snows & all seasons, two sets new floor mats, XM radio, A/C, sunroof.

Info: 802-318-1728, griesser@ comcast.net.

Auto Auction 3 Saturdays ea. month. Open to the public. Info: 802-878-9200, THCAuction.com.

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Neat and clean, singlewide home on a pleasantly landscaped acre. Offering: 2 bedrooms, 1 ½ baths, cathedral ceilings & woodstove in dining area. Two large decks & perennial gardens. Detached one car garage & extra storage! GREAT BUY! $143,700.

Just Perfect! 3 bedroom, 2 full bath Cape style home on 10 acres--perfect for country living, yet close to everything. Built in 2005 this home offers open living space, cathedral ceilings, wood burning fireplace & finished basement. $297,000.

Totally renovated colonial in PRISTINE condition. 3000 sq ft, four bedrooms, three bathrooms. New Red Birch kitchen with SS appliances. Huge family room/home office above (oversized) garage. Central AC, new boiler & 28’ screened porch. PRICED TO SELL! $359,000.

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Incredible historic building on the national preservation register. Presently the home of Sherwood Real Estate and The Richford Antique and Craft Center. The registered trademark `The Pink Lady` will be conveyed to the buyer with the property. All antiques are negotiable. All original woodwork.

Also, the building is featured in the East Coast Victorian book.

Third floor sprinkler system . Broker owned. $329,000 Call Margo Sherwood Sherwood Real estate (802)-848-3836 www.sherwoodrealestate.net

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General Store with gas pumps, remodeled building with yesteryear charm, tin ceiling, seller owns gas tanks, pumps, paved parking, very clean, with a two bedroom refurbished apartment upstairs. Owner financing availble. At 6% interest payments are only $680 a month for a residence and income producing business. Priced to sell! Broker owned.

Only $129,900.

Call Margo Sherwood Sherwood Real Estate (802)-848-3836 www.sherwoodrealestate.net

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3-BR Condo - Essex Jct. 1-BA. Avail. 6/1. Off-street parking, DW, W/D. 1-yr. lease req. Water, snow & trash removal incl. Info: 802-922-5079, emily.roleau@ comcast.net.

LOADED 02 ISUZU RODEO 4X4 Super clean & well maintained!

This ‘02 Rodeo LSE has leather & moonroof & 4x4! Come check it out! Info: EJ Barrette and Sons, Inc., 802-868-3327, www.barretteford.com.

3-BR Condo Avail. 6/1 Clean, quiet end unit. 3-BR, 1.5-BA. W/D incl. Carport. Pool, tennis. Garbage & snow removal incl. No pets and no smoking. $1499/mo. Info: 802-324-6446.

Not sure which car to buy?

Email your questions to goodcarma@sevendaysvt.com for advice and suggestions. You can check out video test drives and lots of other great auto info on the Seven Days Good Carma blog.

Safe & Reliable Amazing Car! Two owners, totally dealer maint., blk leather, park ass’t, pwr everything, sunroof, heated front/rear seats, dual climate, spacious with great mpg. Snows avail. Info: 802-238-5778.

Motorcycles 1989 Harley Davidson $4000 Bike runs great! Needs nothing and has new parts: tires, bearings, pitcock, full tuneup, saddlebags, windshield, etc. Full life service available. Info: 802-558-5956.

Yamaha 50cc bike. Runs nice. $400/OBO. Info: 802-310-4320.

For Rent 1-BR Winooski Sunny 1-BR in great condition, on quiet street in Winooski. W/D, parking, close to downtown. NS/pets. Avail.

June 1. $850 + utils. Info: 802338-2589.

2-3 BR Burlington $1500 Lg. 2-3-BR. 2nd floor. 1200 sq.ft. Quiet south end. Sunny, HDWD, DW, character, garden, porch, parking for 3, garage. Year lease, refs., NS. Info: 802-864-9972.

2-BR, June 1 Downtown Burlington, very nice condo with 2-BR, 1.5-BA, DW, disposal & lots more.

Please email for more info. Info: HandyManDan, Dan McCarthy, 802-864-0799, handymandanvt@ hotmail.com.

3-BR Avail. 6/1 Marble Ave 3-BR, 1-BA, Pergo flooring, offstreet parking, on bus line, less than 1 mile from downtown, garbage & snow removal incl. No smoking/pets. $1399/mo. Info: 802-324-6446.

3-BR CONDO IN THE MTS New, spacious, unfurnished 3-BR, 2-BA condo at Bolton Valley. Gas fireplace, complete kitchen, W/D in unit, low heating bills. 30 minutes to Burlington or Montpelier.

Info: 802-434-5398.

3-BR Richmond Apt. In recently renovated house w/ deck, propane fireplace, stainless appliances, flower & vegetable gardens, master BR w/ BA & more! Pets allowed, but we must meet them first! Avail. 6/1. $1450/mo. incl. heat, HW & rubbish removal. Info: 802-233-2933.

A Clean Well Lighted Place 1-BR, lg. fenced yard, garden, 3-season porch w/new paint/ carpet, private driveway. Lowcost utils., HW incl. BA/kitchen updates, HDWD, DW, gas stove, 10x23 bonus room. Pets OK w/ approval. Avail. immediately, yr. lease. $990/mo. Info: 802-9994316.

Bristol 1-BR apt. in historic downtown building. High ceilings, sunny rooms. Incl. water, sewer, off-street parking, storage unit. Tenant pays heat, electric.

NS/pets. Two units avail. Jun. 1. $625/mo. each. Info: 802-4534065.

Burlington Avail. June 1. Nice 2-BR located at 461 Colchester Ave. Gas utils., off-street parking, walk to UVM, FAHC & Winooski.

Please call Investment Property Managers, 802-658-3600, www. ipmvt.com.

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Burlington Avail. Jun. 1. Bright & spacious upscale 5-BR apt. in hill section. Natural woodwork, 2.5-BA, high end kitchen, quiet safe location, parking, heat, W/D. Please NS/pets. Refs. req. $3500/ mo. Info: 802-658-8056, studio404@comcast.net.

6-BR, 2 kitchens. Once used as a religious retreat, this quintessential farmhouse is spacious and tastefully restored.

Over 2 acres of land includes a swimming hole. In-law suite and wine cellar Perfect for a large family or possible B&B. Wonderful flower beds and wildflowers. $179,900.

Call Margo Sherwood Sherwood real estate (802)-848-3836 www.sherwoodrealestate.net

ONE LOFT LEFT! The Hinds Lofts are 95% sold!

Come to the Open House to see our last beautifully furnished model.

Open House Saturday 1:00-3:00 p.m. (161 St. Paul Street)

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Burlington 2-BR apt. avail.

June 1. Located at 109 Mansfield Ave. Gas utils., close to UVM, Champlain, FAHC & downtown. $1250/mo. Please call Investment Property Managers, 802-6583600, www.ipmvt.com.

Burlington Avail. June 1. 1-BR apt. located on Brookes Ave. Great location, close to downtown & UVM. Off-street parking.

Please call Investment Property Managers, 802-658-3600, www. ipmvt.com.

Burlington 64 North Winooski Ave. Avail 6/1. 4-BR, 1-BA, close to downtown. Pets considered. $1840/mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229.

Burlington So. End 3-BR apt.

Specious, quiet, off-street parking, laundry. 1-yr. lease. No pets. $1825/mo. Avail. 6/1. Info: 802922-8518.

Burlington Quiet 1-BR in convenient location, coin-op W/D, off-street parking. No dogs. Avail.

6/1. $725/mo. + utils. Info: 802355-2219.

Burlington 1-BR, quiet, 2nd floor. Lots of space & light. Offstreet parking, shared yard, 5 min. walk to downtown, off bike path, gas heat, lg. kitchen. $825/ mo. Info: 802-893-4348.

Burlington Avail. Jun. 1. 3-BR, 93 Walnut St., $1250/mo. 4-BR, 515 S. Union St., $2400/mo. Lg. 2-BR, 374 St. Paul St., $1050/mo.

3 month - 1 yr. lease. 2 LR’s, DR, quiet, porch, yard, HDWD, parking, full BA. No dogs. Info: 802862-7467.

Burlington Avail. June 1. 2-BR located on Colchester Ave. across from Kampus Kitchen. Close to UVM & FAHC, 2nd floor, gas utils., off-street parking. $1200/mo.

Please call Investment Property Managers, 802-658-3600, www. ipmvt.com.

Burlington Avail 6/15. 2-BR Redrocks townhouse located near lake & bike path, full basement, attached garage & deck. $1375/ mo. + condo dues. Info: John, 802-846-5430 x4.

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Burlington 1-BR avail. June 1. Great downtown location. 2nd floor, heat & HW incl., onsite W/D & parking. Please call Investment Property Managers, 802-6583600, www.ipmvt.com.

Burlington Large 2 bedroom 185 N. Willard, NS/NP, parking, available June 1st, $1250 per month + utilities. Info: 802-658-0621.

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Burlington Avail. June 1. 1-BR located on upper Loomis St. Walk to UVM, Champlain & Downtown.

Heat incl., off-street parking. $850/mo. Please call Investment Property Managers, 802-6583600, www.ipmvt.com.

Burlington 3-BR Nice apt. avail. June 1. Off-street parking, gas utils. Great location! Across from Kampus Kitchen, walk to UVM, FAHC & Champlain. Please call Investment Property Managers, 802-658-3600, www.ipmvt. com.

Burlington 3-BR 94 Park St #A. Recently renovated in quiet duplex, W/D, gas heat, off-street parking. No pets/S. Avail. 6/1. $1400/mo. Complete details at www.sugarhousevt.com.

Info: Alan Bjerke, 802-864-9128, www.

SugarHouseVT.com.

Burlington Apt. Lg. 2-BR apt. w/ office space in North End. Parking, W/D, new carpet. No pets. $950/mo. + utils. Call 802299-0177 evenings.

Burlington Avail. 6/1 Nice 3-BR apt. located at 30 School St. Porch, off-street parking, gas utils.

Great location, walk to Downtown & UVM. $1445/mo. Please call Investment Property Managers, 802658-3600, www,ipmvt.com.

Burlington Avail. 6/1 Nice 3-BR house located at 266 Colchester Ave. Avail. June 1.

Off-street parking, deck, yard & gas utils. Walk to UVM, Champlain & FAHC. Please call Investment Property Managers, 802-6583600, www.ipmvt.com.

Burlington Colchester Ave. 3-BR. Parking, W/D. No dogs.

Avail. Sept 1. $1185/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030. www.nevilleco.com.

Burlington Downtown Avail. now. 2-BR, $920/mo. 1-BR, $750/ mo. Both incl. heat, HW, parking & laundry on premises. No pets. Call 802-373-0262 or 802-862-9335.

Burlington Efficiency Newly renovated efficiency close to downtown. 3 rms.: BR, BA & good-size kitchen. Parking. Avail.

June 1. $675/mo. incls. heat.

Info: 802-338-2589.

Burlington Harrington Ter. 2-BR apt. in hill section, avail.

6/1. $1450/mo. Quiet street off Maple, adjacent to Champlain College, walking distance to UVM, downtown. HDWD, high ceilings, gas range, full BA, W/D, garage, parking. Heat included! Contact info 658-7400 x15.

Burlington, East Ave. 4-BR. Parking. No pets. Avail. now. $1600/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481. www.nevilleco.com.

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ESSEX JCT. CONDO W/ GARAGE

2-BR, 1.5-BA townhouse. Natural gas heat & water, basement, W/D hookups on first floor. Completely updated inside and out. First time buyers $8000 tax credit. $175,000.

Call 802-865-2010.

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Only five beautiful and quiet wooded hillside lots remain for sale on this paved cul-de-sac town road. One acre and larger starting at $139,900.

Driveway cuts, underground utilities and wastewater/septic in place. Only minutes to I-89. Bring your own builder or use one of our recommended professionals. For more information contact the Owner-Realtor at 802-434-4733 ext 1.

RICHMOND NEWLY CONSTRUCTED TOWNHOMES

3/24/09just FSBO-BWorthen-032509.indd 9:45:33 AM 3-BR, 2-BA, quiet neighborhood, about new everything - addition, deck, bathrooms, kitchen, roof, wiring, sound system & flat screen, furnace, hot water, plumbing, windows, 2nd floor washer & dryer, gas insert and landscaping. $429,900. 802-316-9749. www.73rivermount.com

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Distinctive, highly crafted, energy efficient homes. Private hillside lots close to school. Lots and complete house packages for sale. Lots starting at $170K including road, septic, power and clearing.

Contact 802-578-2199 or www.williamshillvt.com.

RESTORED CAPE STYLE FLAT CONDOS

3/24/09FSBO-CQuinn-040109.indd 9:46:15 AM For Sale are 2 newly constructed townhomes in Richmond. 2 bedroom, 1 1/2 bath with full basements. 1240 sq.ft. Both have single carports. Asking $182,000.

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3/31/09 10:19:26 AM Located in Williston. 2 bedroom, 1 full bath, 1-car garage with full basement for storage. 1800 sq.ft.

Asking $249,500. 3 bedroom, 1 1/2 bath, 1-car garage with full basement for storage. 1500 sq.ft.

Asking $240,000. Please call Jeff at 363-0914.

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BURLINGTON/WINOOSKI Roommates wanted to share lg. furnished house. All utils. incl.!

2.5-BA, W/D, parking, on busline.

No pets. Rent individually or w/ friends. Year lease or summer sublets avail. $650/mo. per person + dep. Info: 802-863-9612.

CHARLOTTE FARMHOUSE Lg. 3-BR farmhouse at Horsford Nursery.

Open keeping room. Add’l rms. downstairs. Rumsford fireplace, efficient woodstove. Patio & gardens. $1900/mo. 598-4309. Info: Charlie Proutt, 802-425-2877, www.horsfordnursery.com.

CHARMING 1-BR Avail. June 15.

Off-street parking, HDWD, stained glass. Quiet neighborhood on bus line. $800/mo. incl. most util.

NS/pets, please. Info: 802-2386161.

COLCHESTER Avail. 6/1. Close to schools, park & lake. 4 rooms, 2-BR, gas heat, laundry on premises, parking. No pets. $875/mo.

Call 802-878-6691 or 802-8629335.

COLCHESTER FT. ETHAN ALLEN Plush 1-BR, unfurnished apt.

Clean & quiet with parking, laundry, computer room and more. No smoking. Pets neg. Avail. now.

802-655-4574 or 802-655-3090.

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RICHMOND VILLAGE Duplex, 1 unit w/ 2-BRs, 1 with 2-3 BRs. Both avail. 6/1. Lg. backyard.

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NS/pets. Rental application & lease. $875/mo. + utils. for 2-BR; $925/mo. for 2-3 BR. Info: Tom, 802-373-0028.

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HUNTINGTON 3-BR HOUSE 1-BA, DW, W/D, sunporch, outside porch, 12 acres, unfinished basement. Refs., credit check, 1-yr. lease, dep., NS, adult fixed cat OK. $1450/mo. incl. trash PU. Info: Jan Morse, 802-343-4631, janmorse@comcast.net.

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5/15. $750/mo. incl. utils. Lease, dep. req. Info: 802-849-6807.

JERICHO HILLTOP COTTAGE 2-BR, 1-BA on 10 acres. Views, lg. windows, decks, barn. 5 min. to Richmond exit, yet a private world away. Near hike/bike trails. Pets neg., NS. Avail. July 1. $1650/mo.

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LG. 1-BR CONDO Spectacular & clean, located on the Wilderness ski trail at Bolton Valley. Experience the quiet & beauty of nature surrounding this sunny, spacious & desirable private end unit.

Fireplace, W/D, balcony. NS/pets. $875/mo. Info: 802-734-0960.

LIGHT/BRIGHT ESSEX DUPLEX Quiet residential area, convenient to everything, $72/mo. natural gas heat budget, Lg. shared yard, carport, basement, recent renovation, new appliances, W/D, DW. NS/pets. Lease. $1075/mo. Info: 802-238-7152, oldpump42@ hughes.net.

RICHMOND VILLAGE HOUSE 3-BR, renovated house, village of Richmond. 10 min. to Interstate 89. 2 porches, new kitchen, attic space for storage. Convenient commute to city of Burlington & Montpelier. Walking distance to restaurant, schools, village shops. Parking, water, sewage, & lawn care incl. $1450/mo. Utils. extra. Avail. June 1. Info: 802434-3888.

S. BURLINGTON 132 Hinesburg Rd. Avail. 6/1. 1-BR, 1-BA, deck, garage, big yard. No pets. $825/ mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802864-5200 ext. 229.

SPRING SAVINGS! Alburgh, VT. Gorgeous 3-BR w/ HDWD floorsw/w carpet, gas fireplace, all appliances incl. W/D. 2.5-BA. 1-car garage & finished basement. Only $1000/mo. inc. heat & HW. Only 1 left! Info: 802-796-3649.

SUNNY 2-BR WINOOSKI Duplex.

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SUNNY 3-4-BR WINOOSKI Spacious w/yard, parking, storage barn, 2 decks, 2-BA, & laundry hook-ups. Rent incl. garbage, water & sewer. NS/pets. Avail. June 1. $1465/mo. Info: 802-658-1951, kimmccrae@comcast.net.

TRAILSIDE AT BOLTON VALLEY 3-BR, 2-BA condo, remodeled, unfurnished, gas heat, fireplace, 20 min. to Burlington/Montpelier.

NS/pets. $1250/mo. + utils. & dep. 802-879-0230, lv. msg. Info: kp101@cox.net.

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June 1. $2800/mo. Info: 802233-9998.

Upper Maple Street Clean, quiet, bright, parking, private yard, heat, laundry. 2nd floor efficiency w/ common BA. $650/mo. NS/ pets. Refs. Info: 802-658-8056, Studio404@comcast.net.

Vergennes 281 Main St. Lg. sunny 2-BR, full BA, lg. enclosed porch. Heat & HW incl. No dogs. $850/mo. Call only between 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. Avail. now. Info: 802-349-4017.

Westford Farmhouse, Rt. 128, 4-bedroom, 2-bath, 1 w/shower and jacuzzi, DW, W/D. $1400/ mo. Incl. garbage/snow removal. dep., first req. Info: Jean, 802229-1038.

Winooski Avail. June 1. 2-BR apt., gas heat, on bus line. $900/ mo. + utils. Please call Investment Property Managers, 802658-3600, www.ipmvt.com.

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Winooski 1-BR Heat/HW incl.

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Winooski, Hickok St., 2-BR HDWD, parking. No dogs. Avail.

5/1. $875/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, x1030. www. nevilleco.com.

For Sale $155,000 - TWIN OAKS CONDO 2-BR, 1-BA upstairs condo in convenient S. Burlington location, carport plus one space, community swimming pool, recreational vehicle parking, upgraded appliances & other features. Info: Roy Flournoy, 802-860-7220, RoyFlournoy@hotmail.com.

Mobile Home For sale Handyman Special: 3-BR, 1-BA, on lg. rented lot in Milton. Huge LR, BA redone last year. Lg. 10X10 shed in back, fenced in yard. Info: Tinna Bissette, 802-893-2822.

Riverview, Richmond 2-BR mobile home, very nice, HDWD floor LR, eat-in kitchen, 2 door refrigerator, cathedral ceiling, gas heat, deck, shed. Financing possible. Sale after divorce. $30,500.

Info: 802-253-8841.

Housemates $725 incl. utils. Looking to share lg. townhouse, 2.5-BA, 2-BR, basement & sunroom. Must like cats, nonsmoker. $725 incl. heat, electric, cable & Internet.

Brenda, 802-373-2002.

2 Bedrooms Avail. June 1 Sunny, 1st-floor, 3-BR apt., Old North End. Refs. req. DW, gas stove, parking, shared laundry, garden.

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Spacious apt. near Church Street for $500/mo.? Looking for female professional/grad. student to share 2-BR. Basement with W/D! Avail. June 20 or July 1. Info: 908-451-9007.

Burlington/Winooski Roommates wanted to share lg. furnished house. All utils. incl.!

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Country home to share On 30 acres in S. Starksboro. $500/mo. incl. major utils. + dep. Prefer longterm. NS/pets. Community-minded person. Avail. now. Info: 802-4535409, lescoe@madriver.com.

ESSEX JUNCTION HOUSE $400/ mo. + 1/4 utils. Room furnished if needed. Nice neighborhood, centrally located. Cable, Internet, laundry facilities, bus line. Info: 802-318-5653.

Great spot in the city Lg., light/airy rm., furnished or not, big beautiful house on 1/4-acre.

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Home to Share in Barre Share lg., comfortable Victorian home in Barre w/ gay man & two cats.

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Monkton FarmHouse Large rooms, W/D, master BA, cathedral ceilings. 20 acres. 19 miles to Kennedy Dr. Barn, garden space, etc. Amenities/utils. incl. Horses & pets OK. $450/mo. Info: 802453-3457.

Room for Rent Clean, quiet & NS individual to share B&B-like house w/ luscious sunny & shady gardens w/ 2 other roommates & 2 cats. Furnished room incls. queen-size bed, cable, wireless Internet, TV & walk-in closet.

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S. Burl house Looking for responsible roommate to share lg. family home w/ pool, hot tub, lg. yard, off-street parking. $450/ mo. + 1/3 utils. Avail. now. Info: Ryan, 802-578-0857.

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Furniture Bunk Bed NEW Solid wood w/ ladder, sturdy, still in box, easy to assemble, never opened. $350.

Beth 802-598-0316.

Decorative King Headboard Beautiful antique-looking brass multirod headboard, w/ ivory floral painted knobs. Very ‘Anthropologie-esque’ - a must see. $50.

Info: 802-355-8008.

Futon, Solid Wood With new mattress, still in boxes. $350.

802-735-3431.

HOT TUB Spa - 2009 model Loaded w/ jets & horsepower, light, ozonator, cover, insulated & efficient. Under full warranty, never used. Retails $4495. Sell $2800. Info: 802-734-0788.

Kenmore Refrigerator Stainless steel side-by-side, 23-25 cubit feet. Ice & water dispenser.

Very clean, hardly used, in storage. Orig. $1750, offered at $850.

Cash only. Info: Tim Arias, 802922-4865.

Loft bed with desk/drawers Nearly-new twin loft bed with attached desk/drawers/shelf (also mattress/memory-foam topper).

Total original cost $2600; asking $1100/OBO. Full info online or call/email. MOVING! ITEMS MUST GO! Info: 914-400-3482, yennyjb@gmail.com.

Mattress Set -NEW Mattress set-never used, still in plastic, warranty. Sell only $125. Memory foam $325. Info: 802-893-7296.

Moving Sale 5-piece pine kitchen set, 2 glass-top end tables, 1 glass- top coffee table, lg. TV cabinet. Also have dishes to sell, odds & ends. All items in very good condition. Please call 3101596 after 5 p.m. Ask for Jo.

Garage/Estate Sales Huge Estate Sale -Antiques 244 Church St. at Maple St. Friday 4/22 through Sunday 4/24, 9 a.m.

- 5 p.m. No early birds, please.

Antiques, furniture, vehicles, household clean-out.

Lemonade Stand! Support the kids’ lemonade stand & their charity, May 16, 10:30-1:30 p.m.

990 Blakely Rd., Colchester. Look for the blue house & balloons.

Cupcakes, too!

Old North End Yard Sale The biggest ONE West yard sale in history! Date: Saturday, May 16, 9:30-4. Rain: Sunday. Troll Blodgett, Ward, Drew, Manhattan & area for good deals! Info: Tiki Archambeau, 802-734-2423.

TAG SALE - PHASE ONE! Great household goods: linens, glass, vintage. Don’t miss it! Sat. 5/16, 9-4: Hillspoint Rd., Charlotte.

Follow signs from Greenbush to end of Lake Rd. Yard Sale Saturday Multifamily yard sale, Sat. 5/16 (rain date 5/17), 71 Rose Street, Burlington, 9am-4pm. Clothes, DVDs, books, games, kitchen/household items, etc. garage sale 56 Lamplite Lane, Williston, Vt. 05495. May 22-24.

Pets EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY

All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis.

Any home seeker who feels her or she has encountered discrimination should contact the:

HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309.

OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

2 Ball Pythons w/tank 2 ball pythons with large tank 4’x2’x1’ and stand. Asking $150, snakes are approx. 4 years old and healthy.

Blue Nose Pit Bull Puppies Ready to go June 18. Champion bloodline. CKC registered.

Searching for responsible people interested in disproving breed stereotypes. Asking $1500. Info: Heather Belanger, 802-233-9737.

Bouvier de Flanders Puppy Outgoing, adorable F, AKC_-OFA working line pup. Born March 1.

We are not breeders: parents on premises. Titled. Sweet disposition. $1000. Info: Jeffrey Teitelbaum, 802-285-6699.

Sports Equipment Proform Treadmill Motorized Proform 625 w/ travel/distance/ heart/speed monitors. $200 OBO. Info: 802-310-4320.

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Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates, silver.

Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966.

Cash For Records & Stereos LPs, 45 RPMs, stereos, concert posters, music memorabilia, instruments. Convenient drop-offs in Montpelier (State St.) & Burlington (corner of Church & Bank).

Buy/Sell/Trade. Info: Burlington Records & Riverwalk Records, 802-223-3334, saiddone@hotmail.com, www.BurlingtonRecords.com.

Bands/ Musicians meditative acoustic groove Sessions for meditative acoustic groove music. All strings, flute, hand drum, keys (electric), didgeridoo, etc. Would lead to gigs if mix is right. Peace, Craig.

Info: 802-865-0028.

For Sale Acoustic Image amp & ext.

Acoustic Image Corus amplifier and Corus EX extension speaker.

400 watts, 20lbs for keyboards/ guitar. Includes custom padded covers. New condition. Info: Bob Berman, 802-863-0085, bberman@instrumart.com.

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Bass Guitar Lessons For all levels/styles. Learn technique, theory, songs, ear training, slap-bass.

Years of teaching/playing experience. “..one of the most highly sought-after session & touring bass guitarists in the country..”

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Info: Bass Lessons with Aram, Aram Bedrosian, 802-598-8861, info@arambedrosian.com, www. arambedrosian.com.

Drum Lessons Have fun while achieving your goals as a drummer! Experienced, professional & active drummer seeks students of all ages, styles & abilities for private instruction. Study at your convenience in my Burlington studio, or in your own practice space. I offer a custom curriculum, flexible scheduling & the best rates around. Info: steve@ stevehadeka.com.

Fun Piano Lessons All Ages Learn from a patient, experienced teacher. Working musician w/ a diverse performance background.

Jazz, blues, folk, rock, reggae, Latin, kids’ music, more. Info: Andric Severance, 803-310-6042, andricseverance@hotmail.com, www.andricseverance.com.

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Music Lessons Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles.

25 yrs. exp. Friendly, individualized lessons in S. Burlington.

Info: 802-864-7740, eromail13@ gmail.com.

Studio/ Rehearsal POKERHILL STUDIO Full-service recording w/ high-end gear. You can do a short demo or a fulllength CD release. We can take your project from beginning to the final master w/ codes & text.

Check it out at www.joecapps. com. Great hang, fly fishing. Record at Joe’s. Info: Joe Capps, 802-899-4263.

Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory & ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802864-7195, rickbelf@myfairpoint. net, www.rickbelford.com.

Openings/ Shows

Auditions/ Casting

Art Show @ Bistro Sauce Art show by Anna Ayres at Bistro Sauce in Shelburne, VT through end of May. Twelve acrylic on canvas paintings focus on Vermont landscapes. Info: Vermont Landscape Paintings, Anna Ayres, 802598-8082, annaayrespaintings. blogsot.com.

Seeking young adult actors MOXIE Productions is holding auditions for a wartime stage play with actors 12-25 y.o. May 17, 2-4 p.m. in Waterbury Center. Seeking all types/ethniticities. Call 244-4168 for info/directions.

Info: MOXIE Productions, Monica Callan.

Call to Artists Spirit of Childhood Art Wall space avail. for “Spirit of Childhood” art. Running May until end July. Open interpretation: any medium goes. Art must be framed, ready to hang. Info: Artists’ Mediums, 802-879-1236, info@artistsmediums.com, http://www. artistsmediums.com.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications.

Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Essex Junction Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

The Applicant has requested, pursuant to Act 250 Rule 10(F), that the District Commission waive notice to individual homeowners of Highland Village Condos and only notify the Association.

The District Commission has determined that notification of the individual homeowners would be an administrative burden without corresponding public benefit. The Vice Chair and the District Commission have reviewed the proposal and have granted the waiver.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On April 30, 2009, Champlain Valley Exposition, Inc., filed application #4C0773R-10 for a project generally described as: Construction of five new pole mounted (30’ high) lights with 400 Watt MH lamps, located north and west of the State building and near Gate G. The project is located on Pearl Street in the Village of Essex Junction, Vermont.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before June 2, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to conven-

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« legals ing a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised.

Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by June 2, 2009.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 4th day of May 2009.

By/s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On May 1, 2009, Twin Oaks Master Association, filed application #4C0294-6 for a project generally described as: Reconstruction of the existing stormwater facilities to a wet extended detention basin to conform with the 2002 design standards. The project is located on Twin Oaks Terrace in the City of South Burlington, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications.

Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before May 26, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised.

Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by May 26, 2009.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 6th day of May, 2009.

By/s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us

BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD Public Hearing Notice – June 2, 2009 The Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing on Tuesday, June 2, 2009 at 5:00 p.m. in Contois Auditorium, City Hall to consider the following applications: 1. 09-775AP; 15-17 Weston St. (RL, Ward 1) Philip Irwin Aaron Appeal of zoning violation notice regarding unpermitted parking area 2. 09-668AP; 208 Colchester Avenue (I, Ward 1) Martha Lang/ University of Vermont Appeal of Code Enforcement Office determination that a zoning violation does not exist pertaining to outdoor mechanical equipment at the Trinity Campus Plans may be viewed in the Planning and Zoning office, (City Hall, First Floor, 149 Church Street, Burlington), between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m.

David White, AICP, Director of Planning and Zoning Individuals who require special arrangements to participate are encouraged to contact the Department at least 72 hours in advance. For information call 865-7188 (865-7142 TTY).

PUBLIC NOTICE REQUEST FOR PROPOSAL Chittenden County has been chosen to receive $40,122 to supplement emergency food and shelter programs in the county. These funds have been made available by Federal Funds through the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 (ARRA) for the Emergency Food and Shelter National Board Program.

The selection was made by a National Board that is chaired by U.S. Department of Homeland Security’s Federal Emergency Management Agency and consists of representatives from the Salvation Army, American Red Cross, United Jewish Communities, Catholic Charities, USA, National Council of the Churches of Christ in the USA and United Way of America which will provide the administrative staff and function as fiscal agent. The Board was charged to distribute funds appropriated by Congress to help expand the capacity of food and shelter programs in the high-need areas around the country.

A Local Board will determine how the funds are to be distributed among the emergency food and shelter programs run by local service organizations. The Local Board is responsible for recommending agencies to receive these funds.

Under the terms of the grant from the National Board, local organizations chosen to receive funds must: 1) be private voluntary nonprofits or units of government, 2) have an accounting system, 3) practice nondiscrimination, 4) have demonstrated the capability to deliver emergency food and/or shelter programs, 5) if they are a private voluntary organization, they must have a voluntary board, and 6) be eligible to receive federal funds. Qualifying organizations are urged to apply.

Further information on the program or a Request for Proposal may be obtained by contacting:

United Way of Chittenden County ATTN: Monica Weeber Chitt. Cty. Local EFSP Board 412 Farrell Street, Suite 200 South Burlington, VT 05403 (802)-864-7541 Request for Proposal is due back at the address above on or before 12:00 Noon, May 22, 2009.

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S221-07 CnC Aurora Loan Services LLC, Plaintiff v.

Douglas Skidmore, Lehman Brothers Bank, FSB And Occupants residing at 195 Hinesburg Road, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Lehman Brothers Bank, FSB

to Douglas Skidmore dated March 7, 2006 and recorded in Volume 743, Page 589 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 P.M. on June 3, 2009, at 195 Hinesburg Road, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: A lot of land with all buildings thereon situated on the westerly side of Hinesburg Road or 4th Street, so-called, in the City of South Burlington. The dwelling house being known and designated as 195 on said Hinesburg Road, said Lot is Lot No. 1 and northerly onehalf of Lot No. 2 as laid down on plan of land of W.E Simpson and Lavinia Simpson, which is of record in Volume 11, Page 173 of the Land Records of the City of South Burlington, said lot has a frontage of 75 feet and a depth of 200 feet as shown on the plat.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale.

The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Aurora Loan Services LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0684-08 CnC Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee for Long Beach Mortgage, Loan Trust 2006-1, Plaintiff v.

Francis Wilkins, Penelope MomaneyWilkins, Long Beach Mortgage Company, Eugene J. Ward, III, P.C. D/B/A Ward & Babb And Occupants residing at 183 Cooper Road, Milton, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Long Beach Mortgage Company to Francis Wilkins dated November 28, 2005 and recorded in Volume 325, Page 36 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:45 A.M. on June 3, 2009, at 183 Cooper Road, Milton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being a portion of the land and premises conveyed to Donald H. Turner & Sons Construction Corporation by Warranty Deed of Carol A. Hughes dated August 30, 2004 and recorded in Volume 302 at Pages 239-240 of the Town of Milton Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Milton.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

US Bank National Association, as Trustee for CMLTI 2007-WFHE4, Plaintiff v.

Sharren Williams And Occupants residing at 225 River Road, Essex, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. to Sharren Williams dated April 16, 2007 and recorded in Volume 716, Page 393 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 3:00 P.M. on June 3, 2009, at 225 River Road, Essex, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Sharren Williams

by Warranty Deed of Timmy N Norton and Melissa R. Norton dated December 27, 2005 of record at Book 676, Page 2 of the Town of Essex Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

US Bank National Association, as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1390-07 CnC PHH Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff v.

Douglas R. Millette, Richmond Home Supply, Inc. And Occupants residing at 23 Railroad Lane, Winooski, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Century 21 (R) Mortgage (SM) to Douglas R. Millette dated July 12, 2006 and recorded in Volume 175, Page 155 of the Land Records of the Town of Winooski, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:30 A.M. on June 3, 2009, at 23 Railroad Lane, Winooski, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Douglas R. Millette by Warranty Deed of Gunther W. Klein and Cynthia G. Klein dated April 20, 2001 and of record in Volume 120, Page 79 of the City of Winooski Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Winooski.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Deutsche Bank Trust Company, as Trustee of Argent Securities, Inc., Asset Backed PassThrough Certificates, Series 2003-W3, under the Pooling and Servicing Agreement Dated as of September 1, 2003, Plaintiff, v.

John E. Gregory and Christine A. Gregory, Rice Memorial High School, The Vermont Department of Taxes, and Any Other Occupants of 31 Rivendell Drive, Essex, Vermont, Defendants.

CORRECTED NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated July 2, 2003 from John E. Gregory and Christine A. Gregory to Argent Mortgage Company, LLC. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on July 11, 2003 in Volume 560, Pages 616634 of the Town of Essex Land Records.

The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Argent Mortgage Company, LLC to Deutsche Bank National Trust Company as Trustee of Argent Securities, Inc., Asset Backed Pass-Through Certificates, Series 2003W3, by Assignment dated July 7, 2004 and recorded on July 9, 2004 in Volume 616, Page 234 of the Town of Essex Land Records.

The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 3:00 o’clock PM, on the 22nd day of May, A.D. 2009, at the subject premises of 31 Rivendell Drive, Essex, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole.

To wit: “A lot of land with dwelling house thereon, situated on the westerly side of Rivendell Drive in the Village of Essex, Vermont, having a frontage on said drive of 100 feet, a southerly sideline of 183.96 feet, a northerly sideline of 253.43 feet, and a rear or westerly line of 180 feet. All dimensions are more or less and are to be governed by monuments. Being Lot No. 23 as shown on a plan entitled “33 Lot Development for Hahn Associates, Essex Junction, Vermont” dated January 13, 1978, as revised May 10, 1978, and recorded at Map Book 2A, Page 113 of the Essex Land Records.

“Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to John E. Gregory and Christine A. Gregory by Warranty Deed of Shawna C. Gregory dated June 27, 2003, and to be recorded in the Essex Land Records. Also being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to John E. Gregory, Christine A. Gregory and Shawna C. Gregory by Warranty Deed of John E. Gregory and Christine A. Gregory dated February 3, 2003 and recorded in Volume 526 at Page 308 of the Essex Land Records.

“Said lands and premises are currently designated as 31 Rivendell Drive, Essex, Vermont.

“Reference is hereby made to the above-referenced instruments, the records thereof and references therein, in further aid of this description.”

Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (ten-thousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest.

PHH Mortgage Corporation

The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, P.O. Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400.

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0717-08 CnC

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. DOCKET NO. S 0242-08 CnC

By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff

Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee

Publication Dates: April 29, 2009 May 6, 2009 May 13, 2009 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. DOCKET NO. S1232-07 CnC

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., as Trustee, Plaintiff, v.

Nida Chunhacharti, Somlaksana Chunhacharti, KC Chunhacharti, Nathonmon Chunhacharti, Chaiya Chunhacharti, Gregory Langston and Diana Langston, and Any Other Occupants of 17 Jackson Lane, Milton, Vermont, Defendants.

CORRECTED NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated December 20, 2005 from Nida Chunhacharti and Somlaksana Chunhacharti to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as Nominee for Fremont Investment and Loan.

Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on January 9, 2006 in Volume 326, Pages 563-583 of the Town of Milton Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as Nominee for Fremont Investment and Loan to Wells Fargo Bank, NA as Trustee under Pooling and Servicing Agreement Dated as of June 1, 2006 Securitized Asset Backed Receivables LLC Trust 2006-FR2 Mortgage Pass-Through Certificates Series 2006FR2 by Assignment dated October 10, 2007 and recorded October 22, 2007 in Volume 352, Pages 212-213 of the Town of Milton Land Records.

The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 2:00 o’clock PM, on the 22nd day of May, A.D. 2009, at the subject premises of 17 Jackson Lane, Milton, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole.

To wit: “Being a certain parcel of land said to contain 1.75 acres, more or less, with improvements thereon standing, and being all and the same lands and premises as conveyed to Gregory Langston and Diana Langston by Warranty Deed of Bernard L. Lukehart and Gloria Lukehart, dated November 1, 1980 and recorded at Book 72, Page 318 of the Milton Land Records, and further described as follows: “Being all of Lot #4, consisting of 1.75 acres, on a Plan of lands entitled “Bernard Lukehart Subdivision (9 Lots) Mayo Road, Milton, Vermont (Pine Acres)” by Warren Robenstien, L.S. dated Feburary, 1978 and of record in Volume 3 (Maps) Page 81 of the Town of Milton Land Records, said Plan being designated therein as Map 115..”

Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (ten-thousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest.

The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, P.O. Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400.

By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: April 29, 2009 May 6, 2009 May 13, 2009

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The Lake Champlain Chamber Musical Festival (LCCMF) seeks a highly organized, energetic individual to produce our week-long annual festival. Tasks include writing and distributing press releases, monitoring ticket sales, lining up and training volunteers, overseeing concerts, classes, and workshops, communicating with musicians, and much more. Our ideal candidate has Mac and Pages experience, good writing skills and is an excellent communicator.

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Must be energetic, positive, mature, professional, diplomatic, motivated, and have a can-do, extra-mile attitude. A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color and from diverse cultural groups especially encouraged to apply. EOE. Please submit resume and cover letter with three work references. No phone calls, please. Please send applications by email to: pirish@cvoeo.org.

This is a part-time position (averaging 10 hours/week) that builds to full-time for 3 weeks surrounding the festival. Salary is $16-$20 per hour, commensurate with experience.

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a proven track record, sales experience and a competitive spirit entrepreneurial drive and motivation the ability to work within deadlines in a fast-paced team environment general knowledge and understanding of the Burlington area strong presentation skills experience with computers, specifically the Microsoft Office suite a valid driver’s license and reliable transportation

This position is full time with benefits. Vermont Community Media offers an excellent benefits package, competitive pay, great people to work with and a commitment to serve our customers and the community.

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Community Inclusion Facilitator CCS is seeking individuals to provide inclusion supports to people with developmental disabilities. The following positions are available: 23.5 HOURS PER WEEK Energetic and dynamic person needed to provide support to a variety of individuals so they can expand their horizons and attain their goals both socially and vocationally.

28 HOURS PER WEEK A supportive, goal-oriented individual needed to support an individual in his workplace, accessing his community and reaching his goals.

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SUBSTITUTE Substitutes are needed to support a plethora of individuals in reaching their goals and attaining their dreams.

If you would like to join our supportive team, please submit a letter of interest and resume to Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@ccs-vt.org.

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HOLISTIC: “Emphasizing the importance of the whole and the interdependence of its parts” FLEXIBILITY: “Susceptible of modification or adaptation”

These are some of the attributes Addison County Home Health & Hospice ascribes to and provides to our professional staff. We DO have a holistic approach toward each staff member, considering both their personal and professional requirements.

We DO provide a culture of flexibility allowing for your desire for growth, need for support, the unexpected and the demands that you face with caring for your family and juggling your job. NO weekends, no nights! Spend some time with us (and your family!) exploring these positions and find out for yourself!

Full-time or part-time position for Heidelberg sheet fed, or Harris web offset press.

Applicant must have experience and a demonstrated focus on quality. Must work well with others. First shift, Monday through Friday. Unusually good benefits package.

Companies desperately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. For info call:

Please send resumes or inquiries to: Emerson Lynn 281 North Main Street St. Albans, VT 05478 or email to emerson@samessenger.com

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FULL-TIME PHYSICAL THERAPIST Qualifications include a current Vermont Physical Therapy license and a minimum of two years of experience preferably within a rehabilitation program.

FULL-TIME COMMUNITY HEALTH RN

Casting Call at MagiC Hat Brewing Co. For a retail & tour Center Manager

Qualifications include prior experience in a medical-surgical environment and a current Vermont license.

Please visit our website at www.achhh.org and apply directly online.

Or, please send your resume to cpaquette@achhh.org or to ACHHH, Human Resources; PO Box 754, Middlebury, VT 05753.

Fax your resume to (802) 388-6126 or drop by for an application and interview.

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Chittenden South Supervisory Union 2009-2010 Licensed Opening

Director of Curriculum, Instruction & Assessment (Anticipated) Chittenden South Supervisory Union, serving the communities of Charlotte, Hinesburg, Shelburne, St. George, Williston is seeking a Director of Curriculum, Assessment and Instruction. This position is responsible for providing leadership in the ongoing development, implementation and coordination of CSSU’s K-12 curriculum, assessment and professional development.

Essential Functions: Provide leadership and expertise in the area of curriculum, instruction, assessment and professional development across PreK-12, which includes five PreK-8 districts and one regional high school; Manage Consolidated Federal Grants; Provide direct supervision for CSSU instructional specialists, teacher-leaders and curriculum coordinators; Provide regular written and oral presentations to School Boards, communities, faculty and staff as needed; Participate in regional and state-wide curriculum initiatives and organizations; Serve as an educational liaison to the Department of Education on behalf of CSSU. Successful candidates will have a Master’s degree in Education or equivalent; Teaching experience in a public school environment; Experience in leadership role(s) in a public school environment; Licensed or licensable in Vermont as Supervisor or Administrator.

Interested candidates should provide a letter of interest, resume, and 3 current letters of reference. Position will remain open until filled.

We are seeking a dynamic, seasoned, energetic, brilliant, outgoing and enthusiastic, Retail Manager. The ideal Artifactory Manager will be passionate about craft beer and both willing and able to support the marketing plan of Magic Hat Brewing Co. by doing the following: • • • • • • •

Developing and executing an annual retail sales and marketing plan; Growing strong back end systems; Driving future growth of Tourist Center Activities and Events by developing strategies and tactics for new business generation; Growing and executing employee training programs; Managing and motivating the Artifactory retail and tour staff to provide a superior “Customer Experience”; Forecasting and developing annual sales quotas; Effectively controlling cost and inventory.

The ideal candidate should have reached an achievement of at least 21 years of age, have 3+ years of retail and tour center management experience, should be proficient in merchandising, be able to develop a structured, but loose, selling atmosphere while finding opportunities to support the local community and work with neighboring Tourist Centers. The love of our beer is a huge plus, as is the desire to combine retail and theatre into a distinct customer experience.

At Magic Hat, we believe in promoting from within and turning personal ambitions into professional reality. We believe in a work environment that celebrates individuality, humor, self-expression and profound universal mystery. We believe in supporting our community, each other, and the elemental forces of nature. We believe that the ideal employee is self-sufficient, self-motivated, open-minded, open-hearted, flexible to the point of fluidity, and someone who can think fast and move faster.

Please RSVP a resume and cover letter to: lmatanle@independentbrewers.com And remember…. Ask not for whom the beer tolls. It tolls for thee.

The Fine Print: We are an equal-opportunity employer offering competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees. Magic Hat does not employ sentient beings from alternative dimensions or people with bad attitudes. **This regular, full-time position is eligible for a terrific benefit package as well as the IBU Pay for Performance Incentive.

Please apply online to www.schoolspring.com.

Questions should be directed to Cindy Koenemann-Warren, Human Resources Director at ckwarren@cssu.org

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Administrative Assistant Seeking an upbeat, motivated, organized individual with multitasking expertise to work in a property management office of a large residential building.

Coordinator of Academic Services-TRIO, Burlington

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Women Helping Battered Women • Burlington, Vermont

Executive Director sought to provide leadership in an organization delivering services to survivors of domestic violence. Candidates will be accomplished nonprofit professionals with domestic violence knowledge and experience. Five years management experience in a multiprogram environment is required, with excellent leadership, resource development and operations management skills.

Full job description can be found at www.whbw.org.

Cover letter & resume by 5/29/09 to: WHBW, PO Box 1535, Burlington, VT 05402 or whbw@whbw.org.

EOE. Minorities, GLBTQQ & survivors of domestic violence are encouraged to apply.

Candidates should have superb communication skills, computer skills, and an understanding of accounting.

Experience of leasing/property management preferred.

Seeking a full-time customer-service oriented professional to provide academic advising, manage learning center and student support services, including establishing and implementing services/programs for TRIO eligible students. Duties also include instructor recruitment and retention, curriculum development and a variety of academic and administrative activities.

Starting salary based on experience.

Excellent benefit package.

Please send resume to: TWMA, 20 West Canal Street, Winooski , VT 05404 or email to manager@woolen-mill.com

Master’s degree required and experience with postsecondary education and advising highly desirable.

Excellent interpersonal communication skills for working directly with students, faculty and colleagues, and excellent writing and computing skills are required.

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Agri-Mark/Cabot, New England’s largest dairy manufacturing/consumer products cooperative, has an excellent opportunity available to join our Information Services Team.

We are looking for an experienced programmer/analyst to join our Information Services team in Montpelier, VT. You will work with members of the business team to design system solutions that meet approved business requirements. In addition, you will have the ability to work as a contributing team member within the established software architectural framework to develop, deploy, enhance and support applications. The ideal candidate will have excellent communication skills, be a proficient problem solver, have the ability to acquire new skills quickly, and to thrive in a team environment.

Qualifications: • Bachelor’s degree (Computer Science or Information Systems preferred) with at least four to six years of related work experience required • 4+ years of web development experience using: ASP.NET and C# • Transact-SQL and MS SQL Server with a solid understanding of Stored Procedures and Triggers • Strong Business and Systems analytical skills • Excellent oral and written communication skills • Enthusiastic, creative and flexible • Solid requirements gathering, data base design, diagramming, coding and documentation skills are an absolute necessity.

• Good working knowledge of Windows Environment • Experience working with users at all levels • Experience with Object Oriented Analysis, UML modeling and XML/XSL a big plus • Unix and/or AS/400 experience is a plus

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Line Cooks & Counter staff, supervisory potentiaL

Three Tomatoes Trattoria Williston

Nothing But Noodles located in The Blue Mall South Burlington seeks 2 line cooks and 2 counter service reps. Some restaurant experience required. No late nights, fast paced environment, meal discounts, uniforms.

Competitive wages based on competency.

Casual Italian Trattoria – dinner only.

Competitive salary plus bonus.

Health insurance, life insurance, paid vacation, paid holidays.

Positive, team-oriented work environment.

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Ability to multitask and willingness to work long hours. Must be at least 18 years old and have computer skills. Any job experience needed.

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Must have Vermont license and have experience with urgent care, occupational health or family practice.

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Kitchen Assistant (Full-time) Wake Robin provides independent residents with a fine dining experience and full table service in a dynamic retirement community. With a manageable schedule and superb kitchen facilities, we offer a work environment that is hard to find in the hospitality industry. Wake Robin provides highly competitive wages and a full range of benefits for you and your family, 25 days of vacation, and a retirement package.

If you have high standards of service and a strong desire to learn, please email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to: HR, (802) 264-5146.

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HowardCenter improves the well-being of children, adults, families and communities.

Summer Day Camp Director

Developmental Services Shared Living Provider needed: This is an outstanding opportunity for a woman/ couple on the bus-line to provide a balance of security, independence and boundaries for a humorous young woman with natural supports in Chittenden County. Generous stipend, professional support and training provided: must be 21 years of age & have a high school diploma/ G.E.D. to apply.

Mental Health and Substance Abuse adminiStrative aSSiStant The Chittenden Clinic, a methadone program in Chittenden County, is seeking a self-motivated, energetic individual to provide front desk and administrative support. High-school diploma & at least 1 year administrative/customer service experience.

6:15am start time. 37.5 hrs/week (M-F). emPLoyment CounSeLor FT permanent or temp position working in an evidencebased supported employment program assisting individuals recovering from mental illness with their employment and educational goals. reSidentiaL CounSeLor Looking for a compassionate and self-directed individual who is a team player to work in an innovative community care home with adults who are considered to have major mental illness and some substance abuse problems. BA required. 36hrs/week. 1 evening shift and 3 awake overnight shifts.

Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities.

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The South Burlington Recreation Department is seeking an experienced person to direct an 8 week Summer Day Camp for children completing grades kindergarten through 8.

The director is responsible for leading the staff, managing daily activities, and developing additional programming for a well-established and popular camp. A bachelor’s degree in an education or camp related field is preferred, however, all relevant experience will be considered.

Applicants must be self-motivated with excellent communication skills, have experience working with children in a camp setting, and be able to communicate with parents to provide their children with a positive camp experience. Applicants must be certified in First Aid and CPR, offered by our department. Lifeguard or water-safety training is a plus. Weekly salary is based on a 40 hour week and commensurate with experience.

Submit the employment application, from our website; www.sburlrecdept.com, along with a resume and letter of interest to Todd Goodwin, Assistant Director at tgoodwin@sburl.com or mail to South Burlington Recreation & Parks Dept.

575 Dorset Street South Burlington, VT 05403 Deadline to apply is May 20, 2009.

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“Reaching out from the heart to those in need.”

St. Joseph’s Residential Care Home in Burlington, VT, which is a part of Vermont Catholic Charities, has immediate openings for:

Part-time LPN Days Part-time LNA Evenings Temporary Full-time LNA Evenings

Custodian ll (full-time with benefits) Johnson State College has a full-time opening for a Custodian II. This is a 37.5 hour per week position with benefits. A high school diploma or G.E.D. is preferred, plus one to two years of relevant commercial/institutional custodial experience required. Responsibilities include cleaning and performing routine housekeeping and maintenance tasks for all campus buildings. Must be physically able to do heavy custodial work including lifting objects up to 50 pounds.

This is a great opportunity to work with caring adults while offering superior nursing skills.

The candidates must have a willingness to promote the vision, mission and values of the Home.

These jobs offer a very competitive wage and benefits. Every other weekend required for all three positions.

Applications will be accepted until the position is filled.

Send cover letter and resume to: jschumanresources@jsc.edu or Johnson State College, Human Resources Office 337 College Hill Johnson, VT 05656.

If interested, please send resumes to: danderson@vermontcatholic.org or mail to:

David Anderson, St. Joseph’s Residential Care Home 243 N. Prospect St., Burlington, VT 05401.

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JSC is a member of the Vermont State Colleges system. Final offer of employment is subject to a fingerprint-supported criminal background check and employment physical.

Johnson State College is an equal opportunity employer.

Learning Adventures 5/4/09 11:34:15 AM

Licensed Pre-K Teacher

At least 2 years’ experience in early education as well as some experience working with children of diverse abilities preferred. Hours are negotiable. This person should be flexible, fun, a team player and willing to make a commitment to long-term employment. A willingness to learn director’s duties and move into that position is also a plus. Benefits include paid personal time, paid vacation, company-matched retirement, and free childcare in our center.

Full-time 10-month (July 1 through April 30) position available at our Essex Skating Facility to perform and supervise maintenance activities in the arena and surrounding facility and assist with coordination and oversight of the facility. Evening and weekend shifts required.

Position pays $14.87/hour plus a competitive benefits package including family medical and dental insurance, life insurance, retirement plan with company matching contributions, tuition reimbursement, and paid sick, personal, family and bereavement leave. Additional grounds work hours may be available through the Essex High School Property Services for the months of May and June at $11.46/hour.

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Applications only accepted electronically through www.schoolspring.com (Job ID 27229). EOE

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Receptionist/ 5/11/09 4:34:06 PM Administrative Assistant Immediate opening for Receptionist/ Administrative Assistant to all departments, particularly customer relations.

Must be proficient in Excel, Word and WordPerfect.

30 - 40 hours per week . Please send resume and salary requirements to: 30 Main Street, Ste 401, Burlington, VT 05401

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EnginEEring ManagEr Responsible for the technical management of electronics and software development engineers working on the next generation of medical electronics devices.

Seasonal Production Workers Eight openings for 7 p.m. to 7 a.m. shift

We are in our very busy season - and we need help!

Duties: operate machines that pour, cap, label and pack our cosmetic and skin care products. Must be at least 18 years old; honest, respectful, and reliable; average reading and math skills and able to fulfill the physical job requirements.

We offer a desirable and respectful place to work.

Buildings & Grounds Helper We need a “Jack or Jill of all trades” to help us maintain our buildings and grounds by providing housekeeping, grounds keeping and repair service. Applicant needs to be familiar with light carpentry, building maintenance, janitorial duties; and experienced in manufacturing environment. Hours are 5 a.m. - 2 p.m., MondayFriday. Must meet physical requirements of the job.

Engineering, math or physics student for algorithm development and implementation.

Skills: strong math, C++ coding.

ConSultant PoSition - ElECtriCal EnginEEr To fulfill analog design and Project Engineer responsibilities: • oversee and execute product development • perform analog circuit design • coordinate and direct mechanical packaging design • generate specifications, design documentation, verification/validation plans, reports Skills: project management, analog design

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For design of electronic assembly packaging/enclosures.

26 Thompson Drive Essex Junction, VT 05452 jobs@autumnharp.com www.autumnharp.com

Skills: electromechanical assembly design, molded part design, thermoformed part design, drafting (assembly and detail part drawings)

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] IT Manager Barre, VT

Northern Power has been delivering innovative wind energy solutions in a changing landscape for over 34 years. The IT Manager is a new position reporting to the CFO with responsibility for managing day-to-day IT operations of this growing multisite manufacturer.

To apply, please send your resume and cover letter to: Michelle Sacco, Human Resource Director at msacco@northernpower.com To learn more, please visit www.NorthernPower.com.

Due to the high volume of resumes we receive, we are not able to respond personally to every application. However, we do review every resume and will contact you if we think there is a possible fit for you.

The Langdon Street Café is a coffeehouse, eatery, lively bar and music venue which aims to serve local, organic, and fair-trade goods, as well as offering a quality music & arts scene.

The Langdon Street Café is looking for a dynamic manager for daily operations. Two years experience in a restaurant is a must.

Responsibilities include: Purchasing, budget projecting, supervision, computer skills & excellent customer service.

Forward resume & cover letter to: Meg@langdonstreetcafe.com, 4 Langdon Street, Montpelier, VT 05602

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Pollution Control Commission

Environmental Analyst -Technical Coordinator Grand Isle, Vermont

Café Manager

New England Interstate Water Pollution Control Commission is seeking a Technical Coordinator to join the Lake Champlain Basin Program team to work with our Vermont, New York and Quebec partners to address environmental issues in the Lake Champlain Basin. Essential functions include assisting with coordination of scientific advisory meetings, managing watershed projects and grants, and providing overall technical program support. Organized individuals with environmental work experience and a Bachelor's degree in the natural resources field are encouraged to apply.

Full-time position with benefits at our Grand Isle, VT office.

Full description online at www.lcbp.org and www.neiwpcc.org.

Applications must be received by Friday, May 29th.

Send cover letter and resume to NEIWPCC Boott Mills South, 116 John Street, Lowell, MA 01852 or slehmann@neiwpcc.org. EOE

We are proud to be an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply.

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SkIPTRACER We are seeking an organized, detail-oriented individual with strong telephone communication skills to obtain customer addresses and telephone numbers using standard commercial skip tracing methods. Requirements include a strong ability to work independently and demonstrate time-management skills. 28 hours per week, and hours can be flexible. Please reference Job Code: SEV285

PERFECT TOGETHER Mental Health

CLINICIAN

Fletcher Allen seeks LCSW to provide individual therapy and coping skills training in the Psychiatry Service in the Mood/Anxiety Disorders Clinic.

Work with our multi-disciplinary team to provide care in a friendly, welcoming, and supportive atmosphere. Experience in CBT and group therapy required.

Posting #6454

Apply at www.FletcherAllen.org Fletcher Allen proudly offers a non-smoking work environment.

We are an Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/D/V.

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VSAC offers a dynamic work environment and a competitive compensation. To learn more about these and other opportunities, visit our website at www.vsac. org.To be considered for any of our positions, please submit a resume & cover letter with Job Code by May 19, 2009 to Director of Human Resources via e-mail jobs@vsac.org, fax 654-3765 or mail. EOE

VERMONT STUDENT ASSISTANCE CORPORATION PO Box 2000, Winooski, VT 05404 Equal Opportunity Employer www.vsac.org • VSAC Job Info Line: 654-3760

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line service technician This full-time position is required to serve the needs of the customers and the requirements of their aircraft in accordance with the Line Service Manual of Heritage Flight.

Currently hiring:

Marketing Assistant Interactive Developer/ Graphic Designer Customer Service Specialist Receptionist Senior Assistant- Residential Services ...and more. full job descriptions and application deadlines available at www.veic.org/jobs

Cleans interior and exterior of aircraft (our fleet and customer aircraft if requested). Fuels and defuels all types of aircraft on a daily basis. Attaches, disconnects and tows aircraft.

Guides aircraft during arrivals and departures, using hand signals. Places red “welcome mat” at arriving/departing aircraft. Services aircraft with ground support equipment as needed. Communicates with supervisors and CSR’s via portable radios. Assists in stocking aircraft with ice, coffee, newspapers, catering, and other necessary services. Provides occasional transportation to customers and pilots to/from hotels, restaurants, and/or airport using company truck. General ground keeping (weeding, mowing, plowing, shoveling entrances, picking up trash on ramp & hangar floors, keeping line shack in orderly manner). Communicates courteously with customers, line service, and customer service representatives (CSR’s).

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Must have ability to take instructions well and work in a fast-paced team environment.

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Must have good oral and written English communication skills.

Other duties may be assigned as needed.

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Must be able to pass an FAA-required 10-year background check.

Line service technicians are required to lift up to 50 pounds.

Starting pay $13.25 and shift to be determined. (May include nights/weekends.) heather Thibault Dir. of admin/Personnel heritage Flight 265 aviation ave. south Burlington, vt, 05403 Fax: 802-658-5560 email: hr@flyheritage.com

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CITY OF BURLINGTON

Code Enforcement Administrator The Code Enforcement Office is seeking to fill two full-time Administrator positions responsible for providing administrative and clerical support. This position is distinguished from other administrative positions, as it provides “Administrator” level office support.

High school diploma or equivalent and two years’ experience in an office environment, with emphasis on data entry, required. High level of proficiency in Windows-based software applications, including, but not limited to, word processing, spreadsheet and database management required. The ability to provide excellent customer service and handle public requests and complaints professionally and respectfully is essential.

For a complete description or City of Burlington application, visit our website at www.hrjobs.ci.burlington.vt.us or contact Human Resources at 802-865-7145. If interested, send resume, cover letter, and City of Burlington application by May 22 to:

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Director of Writing Programs and Faculty in Humanities

HR Dept., 131 Church St. Burlington, VT 05401

Sterling College, a small experiential liberal arts college in Craftsbury Common, Vermont, invites applications for the position of Interim Director of Writing Programs and Faculty in Humanities.

For detailed description, go to www.sterlingcollege.edu/jobs.

Submit electronic applications only to pcenki@sterlingcollege.edu.

Women, minorities and persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply. EOE

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This is a full-time position responsible for overall strategic management of the Network Operations Division. In addition, this position is responsible for planning, budgeting, supervising, scheduling and coordinating all engineering functions to ensure the efficiency, cost-effectiveness and reliability of all electronic systems. Bachelor’s degree in Engineering or Business required, along with 10 years experience in network engineering and/or operations within a telecommunications company.

For complete descriptions, or to apply, visit our website at:

This position is responsible for city-wide personnel administration including but not limited to compensation, recruitment, policy development, benefit administration, insurance administration, labor relations, training and development, and risk management in accordance with applicable policies, contracts, local, state and federal requirements.

Ideal candidate would possess a bachelor’s degree in Human Resources or related field and 7-10 years of progressively responsible HR Management experience.

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For a complete description of this position or an application, visit our website at www.hrjobs.ci.burlington.vt.us or contact Human Resources at 802-865-7145.

HR Dept, 131 Church St., Burlington, VT 05401.

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or contact Human Resources at 802-865-7145. If interested, send resume, cover letter and City of Burlington Application to:

WOMEN, MINORITIES AND PERSONS WITH DISABILITIES ARE HIGHLY ENCOURAGED TO APPLY. EOE

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Looking for a motivated, flexible team player to join our growing childcare team. Must have experience, education and a sense of humor! Pay based on education and experience.

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Home Instead Senior Care, a provider of non-medical companionship and home helper services to seniors We are looking for friendly, cheerful andin their homes, is seekingpeople friendly,to cheerful, dependable assistand thedependable elderly in people. their CAREGivers assist seniors withcompanionship, companionship, lightmeal househomes. Non-medical keeping, meal preparation, personal care, errands, andand more. preparation, light housekeeping, errands Part-time, flexible scheduling, including: Daytime, evening, other homemaker activities.

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Physical, Occupational, Speech Therapists, Social Workers (MSW)

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The Biomass Energy Resource Center (BERC), a mission-based nonprofit working nationally to promote the sustainable use of community-scale biomass energy, is seeking a full-time Office and Finance Manager to join its growing team working to advance sustainable solidfuel biomass initiatives.

Six travel consultants/agents needed immediately; bonus/commissions.

Part/full-time. Will train.

Call Phyllis 802-343-0331.

Responsibilities include developing budgets; managing billing, accounts receivable and accounts payable; federal and nonfederal grant reporting; assisting with audit preparation; supervising admin staff relating to office management systems and functions; managing work of contract accountant; and providing human resource services for a small staff, currently 13.

Minimum requirements include a bachelor’s degree in accounting, finance or other related field; 3 years experience in leading finance management for a nonprofit or small company; excellent competency with QuickBooks®; federal and private grant management and reporting experience; experience with employee benefits packages and general human resource issues (preferred).

Bayada Nurses, one of the nation’s premier Home Health companies, continues to grow at an unprecedented rate, creating excellent full-time, part-time and PRN opportunities for licensed PTs, OTs, STs and MSWs in Burlington, VT. For immediate consideration, send resume to Michele Miron, recruiting director.

Email: mmiron@bayada.com.

For more information, visit www.bayada.com.

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LACE in Barre is hiring a Business Manager. A new position at a quickly growing nonprofit, starting at 24 hours/week. LACE is a nonprofit dedicated to bringing the community together with its local farms and food sources. Call 802-476-4276 or see www. lacevt.org for job description.

BERC offers a generous benefits package and competitive salary commensurate with experience.

Qualified applicants should mail, fax, or email a cover letter, resume and salary requirements by COB on May 29, 2009 to: Biomass Energy Resource Center, PO Box 1611, Montpelier, VT 05601-1611 Fax: 802-223-7772 Email: info@biomasscenter.org BERC is an equal opportunity employer.

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Please send resume with cover letter to: Client Services Manager, PayData Payroll Services, Inc. P.O. Box 706 , Essex Jct., VT 05452 hr@paydata.com.

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First Congregational Church - Essex, seeks part-time Church School Director to develop, coordinate and manage all aspects of thriving Sunday School program for nursery-6th grade. Prior Christian education and/ or teaching experience desired. Send resume to: 1 Church Street, Essex Junction, VT 05452. Attn: Search Committee or email: mricher@fccej.org

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Candidates must have prior customer service experience and experience handling a large volume of telephone calls; prior payroll experience is desirable. Candidates should also possess strong communication and organizational skills, speed and accuracy in data entry, be detail-oriented and possess the ability to perform multiple tasks efficiently. Experience with Windows, including Word and Excel, is required.

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AmeriCorps VISTA Position Available: CASH Coalition Coordinator The CASH Economic Opportunities and Education Project (CEOEP) seeks a capable individual to promote economic opportunities through enhancing the free tax sites and asset-building programs supported by the CASH Coalition.

Resumes and cover letters accepted through May 29. Position begins August 17.

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