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lots of freshly ground pepper, salt in a medium pot, cover the farro with water, bring to boil and simmer about 45 minutes until tender, although some people prefer the grain chewier than others; it’s up to you! gently toast the seeds in a non-stick skillet over medium heat until fragrant (about 3-4 minutes). remove from pan and crush with a mortar and pestle. add 1 tablespoon of the olive oil to the pan, plus onions and a light sprinkle of salt. cover and cook over moderate heat for about 5 minutes, until translucent, then raise the heat a bit and cook uncovered until golden brown, stirring occasionally, about 5 minutes. stir in vinegar and cook for two minutes, then add remaining olive oil and the spices. remove from heat. place farro in a large bowl. add pine nuts, onion mixture, parsley, apples, lemon zest and 1 tablespoon of the lemon juice. toss to

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Farro is an ancient Roman grain, popular in many regions of Italy. (I love its chewy texture and full, nutty flavor, in this salad spiked with toasted spices, apples and lemon.) Rich in fiber, magnesium and vitamins A, B, C and E, farro is easily digested and low in gluten, which makes it a good choice for those who are wheat-sensitive. Farro looks like light brown rice and has a nutty taste that’s reminiscent of oats and barley. Lighter than other whole grains, farro, contains a starch similar to Arborio rice, which releases a creamy, binding liquid when cooked, hence it’s attraction to restaurateurs who often use it in risotto-type dishes.

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A cabbie’s rear view

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Burlington artist Jennifer Koch

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BD Press Shut Down by Owner Gannett Publishing BY Kevin J. KelleY VErmONT LEGISLaTUrE 13A

Physician-Assisted-Death Bill Brings Out Advocates and Foes BY Kevin J. KelleY

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YES TO YESTERMORROW Kudos on your “green” issue. Great job putting sustainability issues front and center for your readers. But neither of your back-to-back articles on Vermont colleges offering green degrees [“Renewable Ed,” February 28] and on green architects and developers [“Built to Last,” February 28] mentions Yestermorrow Design/Build School — a glaring omission in each case. Though not a degree-granting institution, Yestermorrow, located in Warren, offers more than 125 courses and workshops annually in sustainable design and building practices, materials and methods. The school has also recently instituted two certificate programs, in Natural Building and Sustainable Building and Design. And unlike the 4-year programs you discuss, Yestermorrow provides an inclusive educational opportunity for people of all ages and backgrounds, including lay people, homeowners, students and professionals in the fields of architecture, building, planning and more. And regarding green architects and developers, Yestermorrow has been the pre-eminent provider of cutting edge, ecologically minded information and skill-building regionally and nationally for 27 years — long before the word “sustainable” was even in the lexicon. The school’s cadre of instructors includes many of the most recognized green designers and builders in Vermont and beyond. And with

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THIS WEEK ON WWW.SEVENDAYSVT.COM: Seven Days video blogger Eva Sollberger catches up with the Burlington Craft Mafia in this week’s episode of “Stuck in Vermont.”

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NORWICH NOD I was glad to see the article by Mike Ives [“Renewable Ed” February 28], but was surprised that Norwich wasn’t mentioned in the piece and failed to make your list of Vermont colleges offering “green” degrees. Especially since we did earn a spot on the governor’s list of institutions providing environmental engineering degrees in Vermont and were selected to be a part of an important statewide environmental initiative. During his State-of-the-State address, Douglas voiced his goal of making Vermont the home of the new “Green Valley,” a place the world will turn to for help in solving looming environmental problems. He specifically mentioned Norwich as a key player in this plan, stating that the university’s civil and environmental engineering programs can potentially draw more green-focused businesses to the state and increase the availability of professionals to staff those firms. Our university president sits on the board of the Vermont Center for Emerging Technologies. Norwich also serves as the home

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Santos works in Norwich University’s Office of Communications.

WASTE NOT I enjoyed the most recent issue of Seven Days focused on the environment. The article profiling GOT JUNK? [“Junk Bond,” February 28] and its efforts to recycle items that may be headed to the landfill caught my attention. While there is certainly a niche for these types of operations, ReCycle North has been doing this and much more for the past 16 years. ReCycle North’s mission is to protect the environment by reducing the amount of reusable and repairable items dumped in landfills; give individuals in transition valuable job skills, technical training and more opportunity; and alleviate the effects of poverty by making vital household goods and building materials more readily available. The Household Goods

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Store at 266 Pine Street refurbishes donated household items and resells them through a retail storefront. At the Store, ReCycle North finds new homes for major appliances, computers, electronics, furniture, and other household goods while providing training and job skills to hundreds of youth and adults in our community. It is estimated that between 25 to 40 percent of the material in our landfills is construction debris: wood, sheetrock, roofing, etc. As these materials degrade, they release gases — carbon dioxide being most

prevalent. In response, ReCycle North launched its Deconstruction Service and Building Material Reuse Center at 339 Pine Street to carefully salvage building materials that may otherwise end up in our landfills. An average home (approximately 2000 square feet), when demolished, can produce about 10,000 cubic feet of landfill debris. ReCycle North’s Deconstruction Service is able to recover, and thus divert, approximately 60 to 80 percent of building waste from being dumped into our landfills. On an annual basis, ReCycle North helps

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FACING RACISM Like this will ever be printed: I am a proud member of the South Carolina League of the South [“Is Second Vermont Republic Affiliated with Racists?� February 28]. I am not a racist, whatever that means, and I am a born and bred native of the great State of Connecticut. It seems when certain people don’t get their way, they call other people names. The use of the word racist comes from where? The Southern Poverty Law Center? Have any of you researched Mr. Dees? We do not advocate the dismemberment of the American Empire, we seek secession that is separation from the American Empire. Now for those of you fellow New Englanders who may need a refresher in real history, race relations in the South before the federal invasion and conquest, which you sponsored and supported, were fine. Blacks were treated better in the South than in your sweatshops in Boston and New Haven. That is if you would even allow our brother and sister black

folks into your beloved New England. Now you use the word racist in your typical New England stupor and yet know nothing on how to live with people of another race. The best thing for you and for us is if we separate once and for all. By the way, I’m quite certain there are individual athiest/communists in the Vermont Republic, but we won’t hold that against you. Robert Iacomacci DONALDS, S.C.

TO CRY FOR I just read the piece about Cedric [“Hackie,� March 7]. I read Seven Days as I eat my lunch. I almost started crying. I’m a nurse and no stranger to the circumstances you so wonderfully described. That sort of devotion — love, stick-to-it-ness — is practically unfathomable to me (and many in my generation.) It takes your breath away and gives you pause when you see it. Thank you for sharing such a lovely story with the world. Maureen Fraser MONTPELIER

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There is no better or worse grief. It’s all horrible. LISA JOHNSON, GOLD STAR MOTHER All that changed on March 2, when Johnson testified in Montpelier before the Senate Committee on Economic Development, Housing and General Affairs in support of S.R.11, a resolution calling for the immediate, orderly withdrawal of U.S. forces from Iraq. Johnson decided to go public now, she says, in part because she feared that Vermont soldiers’ deaths are becoming politicized. “The deal with grief is that it’s an extremely personal and individual experience,” she says.

Families for Peace, was in Vermont earlier this month to lend her support to local ballot measures calling for troop withdrawal and the impeachment of President Bush and Vice President Cheney. Vermonter Vicki Strong of Albany lost her 24-year-old son, U.S. Marine Sgt. Jesse Strong, to a rocket-propelled grenade in Haditha on January 26, 2005. Strong, an evangelical Christian, supports Operation Iraqi Freedom and expresses pride in her son’s service and sacrifice in Iraq. She’s

questions arise for politicians, the public and the press. Among them: What is a fair yet respectful way to deal with bereaved family members who wade into the political fray? New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd once wrote, “The moral authority of parents who bury children killed in Iraq is absolute.” If that’s the case, whose morality holds sway when those parents disagree? Few want to be seen as attacking widows or grieving parents. But are family members’ opinions, like their grief, beyond reproach? These hot-button issues took center stage on March 2 in the Vermont Senate chambers in the debate over U.S. troop withdrawal from Iraq. To balance the proceedings, Committee Chair Sen. Vince Illuzzi (R-Essex-Orleans) staggered the witnesses speaking for and against the nonbinding resolution. His committee heard

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GEORGIA, VT — Penny Gallagher was hired in January to do prep work for BD Press in Georgia, Vt. She will lose her job on Friday, April 13, when the printing company’s owner, the Gannett Vermont Publishing Co., shuts down the 35-year-old firm. “Considering they just barely hired me, you’d think they would have let me know this was going

fears losing his severance package if his name appears in print. Gannett deliberately ran down the BD operation because the nation’s largest media chain did not want to make the sizable investment needed to modernize BD’s printing equipment, this worker claimed. About 30 people worked at BD Press in 2000, when Gannett Vermont acquired it, the

“but we were always short-handed.” This employee says, he made about $90,000 last year, partly because of ample overtime. Veteran BD workers were not surprised by the closure announcement. “We knew it was coming,” said the middle-aged employee, who added that he does not know where he might find a new job. The BD shutdown comes in the

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One worker suggested the Free Press may have been motivated by a desire to exert tighter control over the printing business in northern Vermont. to happen,” Gallagher said a week after receiving her termination notice. Gannett Vermont Publishing, which also owns The Burlington Free Press, is closing BD Press because “there is additional printing capacity” at the Freeps, according to a prepared statement by Publisher James Carey. “There is no need to continue to operate two presses,” Carey added. Only two of the nine BD employees are being offered jobs in the Free Press’ printing plant, according to a worker who said he

testimony from veterans of wars past and present. Johnson and Strong both spoke, as did Marion Gray of East Calais; her stepson, U.S. Army Sgt. Jamie Gray, was killed by a roadside bomb on June 7, 2004. Gray began her testimony with an extended quote from former U.S. Senator John Glenn (D-Ohio), who compared the relatively small number of servicemen killed in this war to the many who died in earlier conflicts. Soon, however, Gray took aim at Sheehan and her supporters. “Miss Sheehan, you are a discredit to your son’s life, his service to his country, his ultimate sacrifice, and a disgrace to the term ‘mom,’” Gray said. “If you think you can come to this state, use our fallen soldiers, the grief of our families, play on the sympathies of Vermonters, demoralize our current brave, serving soldiers as pawns for your 30 seconds of fame and glory . . . you’ve come to the wrong place.” Gray’s remarks were met with cheers, boos and a shout of “That’s offensive!” One man was physically removed by Capitol police. Illuzzi, who seemed momentarily tonguetied by the outburst, asked that future witnesses limit their remarks to the resolution at hand. “I’ve never said I speak on anyone’s behalf except my own,” Sheehan told Seven Days during her Vermont visit. “I can’t even speak on my son’s behalf. He’s dead . . . I just wish everyone would honor my position the way I honor theirs.”

source indicated. He also suggested that the Free Press may have been motivated by a desire to exert tighter control over the printing business in northern Vermont. Several small publishing firms, as well as companies in other fields, send their print jobs to BD Press. “Maybe they don’t want other people to have access to printing presses,” the worker said, referring to the Free Press’ overseers. “Maybe they’re afraid of potential competition.” BD Press paid well, he added,

Last week, Gray spoke with Seven Days, but she later requested that none of her comments be used in this story. The family members of two other fallen Vermont soldiers who initially agreed to be interviewed backed out as well, underscoring the highly sensitive nature of this topic. For her part, Johnson said she sobbed the night she saw how the evening news portrayed the Senate hearing. “It was awful to watch. It was just hideous,” she says. “You don’t say that. You just don’t. This was not the place for name-calling and cruelty.” Johnson also expresses concern about Vermont Fallen Families, a supposedly nonpartisan support group that was formed to help the families who’ve lost loved ones in the war. In Johnson’s view, the group, which is led by Gray, has become more partisan and pro-war over the last year. For example, she points to a letter to the editor that appeared last October in newspapers around the state endorsing Republican candidates Jim Douglas for governor and General Martha Rainville for Congress. That letter, which claimed to represent the 28 “Vermont Fallen Families,” was signed by only 11 people. “That bothered me,” Johnson says. “I really don’t appreciate being represented in a way that doesn’t reflect my opinion.” Accusations of partisanship cut both ways. In August 2005, four national military family organizations — American Gold Star Mothers, Gold Star Wives of

wake of a decision to relocate the Georgia-based production and sales staffs of Buyers’ Digest and Motor Digest to the Free Press’ offices on College St. in Burlington. The two ad-only weeklies, which are also owned by Gannett Vermont, list their combined circulation at 69,000. Both will be printed at the Free Press starting next month, according to Carey, who is also listed as publisher of Buyers’ Digest. Carey did not respond to requests for unscripted comments. �

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America, Sons and Daughters in Touch, and American WWII Orphans Network — asked Sheehan to stop using the name “Gold Star” in antiwar demonstrations. The group’s joint statement read in part: “. . . the Gold Star symbol — authorized by Congress to honor a family’s loss in service to the nation — must not be tarnished by partisan political demonstrations.” Johnson and Strong, who hold opposing views on the war, both say the public needs to hear from more military families, not fewer. “I think that parents of soldiers do have an insight more than other people,” Strong says. “You hear a lot of people tell their views on this war, but they have very little invested in it, emotionally or personally. And that hurts those of us who have invested all.” Johnson says she simply wants people on both sides to show more respect for their opponents and not make any assumptions about their politics. She tells of a phone call she received from a man she didn’t know in upstate New York. He told Johnson that he’d recently visited Crawford, Texas, where Sheehan and other antiwar protesters had placed white crosses to represent all the soldiers killed in Iraq. The caller, who disagrees with Sheehan’s views, informed Johnson that he’d removed his own son’s cross as well as one for her son. “I didn’t ask him to do that,” Johnson says, “just like I didn’t ask Cindy Sheehan to put one there for my son, either.” �

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Physician-Assisted-Death Bill Brings Out Advocates and Foes BY KEVIN J. KELLEY

VERMONT — Emotionally charged advertising and lobbying campaigns are intensifying as the state legislature heads for a showdown on a bill that would permit terminally ill Vermonters to end their lives with the help of their doctors. The two sides in the increasingly fervent debate can’t even agree on how to refer to the focal point of the controversy. Supporters say the legislation will facilitate “death with dignity,” while opponents warn that Vermont is on the verge of becoming the second state in the nation to legalize “physician-assisted suicide.” Foes of the measure include the Vermont Medical Society, the Catholic diocese of Burlington and disability-rights activists. Among the bill’s backers are prominent — and aging — Vermont political figures such as Madeleine Kunin, Phil Hoff and Barbara

The ad implies that doctors could be encouraged to take the lives of poor, elderly or disabled patients. Snelling. Gov. James Douglas opposes the initiative, which was recently approved by two Vermont House committees. The legislation at issue is officially designated H.44 — An Act Relating to Patient Choice and Control at the End of Life. Under its provisions, a mentally competent patient who is independently diagnosed by two physicians as having less than six months to live would be able to ask his or her doctor to prescribe lethal medication. Following a 15-day waiting period, the patient would receive the drug, which would have to be self-administered. The full Vermont House is expected to vote soon on H.44. And the outcome will likely prove “very tight,” predicts Dr. Robert Orr, who heads a group that’s fighting the bill through ads critics call misleading and alarmist. Orr’s Vermont Alliance for Ethical Healthcare (VAEH) has repeatedly run a TV spot that, he says, “poses troubling questions” regarding the 9-year-old Oregon law on which Vermont’s bill is modeled. The ad implies that doctors could be encouraged to take the lives of poor, elderly or disabled patients. The VAEH media campaign further suggests that vulnerable teens might be led to believe it’s OK for sick people to kill themselves — a scenario that Douglas has sketched as well.

VAEH is joined on the frontline in the battle to kill H.44 by disability-rights groups and religious organizations. The alliance presents itself as a secular defender of human life against the threat of rampant euthanasia. Almost all of VAEH’s 25 officers and advisors are medical professionals, and many of them object to the legislation on ethical grounds not necessarily colored by religious beliefs, Orr says. But Orr himself, a retired physician and former director of clinical ethics at Fletcher Allen, describes his Lutheran creed as “very important to me.” In addition to teaching ethics at UVM’s College of Medicine, Orr currently serves as a trustee of the Tennessee-based Christian Medical and Dental Associations. CMDA’s mission statement enunciates a set of beliefs that could be viewed as fundamentalist, including the association’s dedication to “the divine inspiration and final authority of the Bible as the Word of God.” Orr says he knows of no other alliance leader who is affiliated with CMDA, which bills itself as the nation’s largest faith-based organization of doctors. He says the alliance operates independently of the Christian group. But CMDA’s director came to Vermont to offer strategic guidance prior to the launch of VAEH five years ago. He advised local organizers to build an alliance between medical professionals and disability-rights groups. And CMDA’s approach matters. The group has played a role in the defeat of doctor-assisted-death legislation in several states. The Vermont Center for Independent Living, a 28-yearold disability-rights group, works with VAEH in the campaign against H.44. In its own TV ads, the center suggests the legislation would devalue the lives of disabled Vermonters. These spots conclude with the image of a crutch drawing “a line we must not cross.” VAEH also has links to the Vermont Right to Life Committee. The state’s antiabortion group participates in monthly strategy conferences that the alliance helps arrange, notes Orr, who says he was active during the 1970s in the movement to overturn the Roe v. Wade ruling that legalized abortion in the United States. “Dr. Orr doesn’t make all these connections clear,” says Dick Walters, head of Death with Dignity Vermont. “But the dots are all there waiting to be connected.” Death with Dignity Vermont has entered the TV ad fray with spots in which former governors Hoff and Kunin speak vaguely about the issue while a screen text suggests that “the time has come” — though for what it does not specify. Death with Dignity advocates regard the legislation as ethically proper and argue that the opposing camp has no monopoly on morality. “I respect Bob Orr’s religious convictions,” Walters says, “but he has no right to impose those beliefs on me and the vast majority of Vermonters.” In a recent interview, however, Orr did not take a dogmatic approach to the issue. “I understand where people are coming from,” he says of the bill’s supporters. “I understand the dilemmas and difficulties faced at the end of life. I understand the importance of patient autonomy.” But Orr distinguishes between a terminally ill patient’s right to refuse treatment, which he terms “unassailable,” and active intervention by a medical provider in ending life, which he views as a violation of professional and ethical standards. He adds that prosecuting doctors who help patients end their lives would be “non-productive.” Orr would not indicate how much VAEH is spending for TV and radio ads and for retaining a Montpelier lobbying firm. “We know our opponents have a very large budget, and we’d rather not let them know how small ours is,” he says. �

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So far, says the reform-minded physician, “The Democrats — despite their power in the legislature, have subscribed to the Republi- can governor’s political reality. Their attention has strayed from the social reality.� And that’s a social reality, says Deb the Doc, that is “hurting Vermont businesses, schools, towns, cities and countless Vermonters.� Essentially, on real Vermont health-care reform, Speaker Symington and the Democrats have caved in, says Richter. Their promises of Election 2004 are but distant echoes. She’s got a point, eh? Back in Play? — Former Congregational minister, Democratic state senator, energyefficiency expert and unsuccessful 2006 Democratic gubernatorial candidate Scudder Parker has become a familiar face around the Statehouse once again. Good to see him back in play. As everyone knows, Mr. Parker got his butt kicked by incumbent Republican Gov. Jim Douglas’ 15-point landslide victory last November. It was Gov. Scissorhands’ 13th successful statewide race since his 1980 run for secretary of state. Running for office on the Vermont two-year cycle has become second nature to him since his 1972 race for a Middlebury House seat. Clearly, his political talents showed themselves early. The 2006 gubernatorial contest was Ol’ Scudder’s first statewide race, and his lack of political acumen showed. Vermont has a well-deserved progressive, left-leaning reputation — it’s the state of Patrick Leahy, Bernie Sanders, Howard Dean and civil unions. But Douglas’ leadership role in the party of George “WMD� Bush and Dick “Halliburton� Cheney did not cost him in the least. (By the way, Halliburton stock is up 300 percent since Bush & Cheney started the Iraq war! And the corporate HQ is moving from Houston, Texas, to Dubai. Got to follow the money, eh?) Then there’s Mr. Douglas’ own personal, adamant opposition to clean, environmentally friendly wind-energy development in Vermont. In a state considered “green� by the rest of America, trashing windmill development again and again hasn’t hurt Jim Douglas one iota. Gentleman Jim, a Bush supporter, has won three consecutive Vermont gubernatorial races, the last two without breaking a sweat. In 2004, he clobbered Progressive-turned-Democrat Peter Clavelle, the longtime Burlington mayor who succeeded Bernie Sanders in City Hall, in a 20-point landslide, effectively ending Mayor Moonie’s run on the state’s political stage. Seeing Parker the Democrat back under the golden dome this winter prompted the obvious question: Is Scudder thinking of another gubernatorial shot in 2008 — a presidential year?

“No,� he replied. “I’m not focused on that at all. I’m not even going to say it’s a possibility.� Instead, Parker told us he’s focused on energy-efficiency issues. Blowing in the Wind — When it comes to Vermont’s future energy sources, the answer, my friend, is definitely not blowing in the wind for Gov. Douglas. The issue came up at his recent weekly presser in the Guv’s ceremonial office at the Statehouse. Douglas: We have to weigh the anticipated gain against the impact on our ridge lines that give Vermont its natural beauty and define us as a state. So I think we have to be very careful about moving forward with wind development and do it appropriately and not industrialize our ridge lines. Press: How much of the concern about industrialization of wind lines was related to the ski industry? Douglas: We have a lot of people who enjoy recreation during all times of the year. I’ve heard some people ask rhetorically, “Are you going to like it when you’re hiking the Long Trail and you have the constant whir of a huge, 400-foot windmill next to the trail, and you have the birds and bats being killed by the blades, falling down on you while you’re trying to hike along the Appalachian Trail?� (Really? Wind power advocates claim a house cat kills more birds than a windmill would.) Press: But isn’t the ski industry industrializing our ridge lines for business? Douglas: We are where we are. We have fewer ski areas than we did a generation ago, and the towers are not 422 feet high. They’re a lot shorter than that. The ski industry is a very important part of our state’s economy. It has been for half a century now, and I certainly hope it continues to be. That’s why I’m pleased to hear the forecast is very positive for snow this weekend.� Press: But when the ski industry began, people called it stripmining the mountains; it was the same sort of argument, and now we’re so used to it. Don’t you think the same thing could happen with wind? Douglas: The ski industry is very, very important . . . an important part of our fiscal strength, and without it, frankly, Vermont would be in very, very serious economic stress. Of course, Gov. Jim Douglas doesn’t have to personally prepare for Vermont’s climate-changing future — he’ll be long gone from the Fifth Floor in 2050. All he’s got to worry about is the twoyear political cycle. Global warming will be some other governor’s number-one problem. In fact, it’ll be everyone’s number-one problem. Global Warming Fiction — Sure, it’s an “inconvenient truth� — the fact that the temperature of ol’ Planet Earth is rising as a result of the massive carbon emissions of the coal-oil-and-gas Industrial Age. The remaining doubters are few and far between. At least, it appears so.

This week, Democratic lawmakers on Capitol Hill released documents showing hundreds of instances in which a loyal Bush White House official named Philip Cooney, a gentleman who previously was an oil industry lobbyist, edited government climate reports to cast aspersions on any evidence of a human role in global warming. Cooney resigned from his post as chief of the Bush White House Council on Environmental Quality (which sounds like an oxymoron), in 2005 after The New York Times broke the story of his global-warming censorship. He was quickly hired by ExxonMobil. Figures. But the governor of Vermont, the environmentally conscious state, casting aspersions on global warming? Say it isn’t so! Yet that’s exactly what Gov. Scissorhands did the other day when asked if within a half-century the Vermont ski industry will be no more, due to the “inconvenient truthâ€? of climate change. Does Vermont’s guv accept the reality of global warming? “Well, I do,â€? replied Douglas, “but I don’t know what the pace is. We just had a month of February that was 5 degrees below normal.â€? He then pointed out Vermont ski areas have transformed themselves into four-, even five-season resorts with golf courses and wedding pavilions and facilities for corporate retreats. “For the first time we have more economic activity in the summer than in the winter in Vermont,â€? said Douglas. “But the question was,â€? the reporter noted, “do you accept the inevitability of the end of snow skiing in Vermont? You do believe global warming is happening?â€? “Yes, but I’m not sure to what extent or what pace,â€? he answered. Not sure, eh? Media Notes — Longtime Seven Days writer and associate editor for the last five years, Ruth Horowitz of Burlington is leaving the paper May 1. She tells us she’s “sorry, but excited,â€? because her departure involves a move to Providence, Rhode Island, with her husband, UVM philosophy professor David Christensen. After 20 years at Groovy UV, David’s taken a faculty position at Brown University. Ruth has written five children’s books, but she’s had the political bug, too. She ran unsuccessfully as a Democrat for a Ward 4 city council seat in 1993 — the year, she remembers, the first Thai restaurant opened in the People’s Republic of Burlington. She and David love Thai food, she told us. Plenty of Thai in Providence. Good luck! ďż˝ Read “Freyne Land,â€? Peter’s political blog online at http://7d.blogs.com/freyneland. To reach Peter Freyne, email freyne@sevendaysvt.com.

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The horrors of an ill-conceived war tarnish the international image of a wealthy, proudly democratic world power. America in 2007, or Athens in 415 BC? The answer is both, but sometimes the lens of history sharpens our view of current folly. Artists know how to depict past conflicts to send a sneaky message about present ones. Robert Altman’s M*A*S*H, set during the Korean War, skewered Vietnam policy. In The Trojan Women, Athenian playwright

miered in 415 BC, the fate of the island of Melos was particularly fresh in the audience’s minds. Athens had massacred Melos’ men and sold its women and children into slavery because it remained neutral in the war. Other cities met similar ends. The Trojan Women is an intense look at the emotional state of women — wives, mothers, grandmothers — after their men have been slain and before they are dispersed into servitude across Greece. Ronis staged Aristophanes’

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Euripedes portrayed the devastating aftermath of the Trojan War, a conflict from Homeric times. Meanwhile, his city’s Peloponnesian War atrocities multiplied. Champlain College professor Eric Ronis is directing a mixed cast of student and professional actors in the wrenching play this week, as the Iraq war enters its fifth year. He doesn’t shy away from making thematic connections. “Euripedes himself was not just writing a historical piece,” Ronis says. “He was writing a contemporary comment on what he saw as the injustice of the Greek affair in the Peloponnesian War.” When The Trojan Women pre-

Lysistrata not long after the Iraq war started. “That seemed very topical at the time,” he says. But as the conflict dragged on, The Trojan Women struck him as the “dark side” of the classic comedy. “It’s nice that in an ideal world, women can withhold sex and the men would stop [fighting],” Ronis reflects. “But what really happens to women in war is they’re raped; they’re humiliated; they are forcibly taken from their children, who are killed; families are ripped apart; they watch their husbands die.” Ronis cites current examples beyond Iraq. In Africa’s civil wars, “Women are raped just to prove a point,” he says. “It’s a power thing: ‘I can have your

women; I control your women.’ So the question becomes for me, to some degree: How can women fight back? What can women do?” Euripedes makes clear that the women of Troy will carry the memories of their fallen men into every corner of Greece, where they are enslaved. He also hints that what goes around comes around: Greater woe may befall the conquerors. The character of Cassandra has become a synonym for doomladen prophecy. But she has a more shocking corollary in recent Middle Eastern history, Ronis believes. “You would not necessarily have thought of Cassandra as a warrior,” he explains. But her attitude in the play is one of “‘Let me take out someone I hate, and I can make a difference that way.’ So every time we rehearse it, I refer to her as the suicide bomber.” Elements of the production reinforce the parallel between ancient and modern times. Ronis uses a soundtrack of traditional Arab chant to evoke a “timeless feeling,” he says. Several characters wear costumes resembling burkhas. Actors break the fourth wall and “make their appeals directly to the audience,” Ronis notes. King Menelaus enters “à la George Bush making a stump speech, pressing the flesh.” Ronis believes the play’s themes “speak for themselves.” Their modern relevance is a tragedy even Euripedes could not have foreseen. “It’s a shame that this is what we do,” Ronis says. “This is what humanity is. And 2500 years ago, this play was written, and nothing has changed. Nothing has changed, except our weapons have become more sophisticated.” � The Trojan Women. March 23-25 and 29-31, Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, 8 p.m. $14. Info, 651-5962. Preview performance March 21, 8 p.m. Postshow discussion with director and cast March 29.

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Spiritual Film Fest Promises to Share The Secret with Viewers BY MARGOT HARRISON

Most film festivals promise to open your eyes. The organizers of the Spiritual Film Festival at the Unity Church of Vermont in Essex Junction have something more radical in mind — they want to change your life. The centerpiece of the threeday, five-film series is Friday’s showing of The Secret. The inspirational documentary by Rhonda Byrne features interviews with thinkers and motivational speakers who claim to tell us the longhidden secret of life. (You can also read it in Byrne’s runaway best-seller of the same name.) What started as a manuscript by an Australian single mom snowballed into a trend after Oprah Winfrey featured it twice on her show in February. Bosses have bought The Secret for their employees, reporters from Newsweek and The New York Times

izations yield good results. Clark cites the example of a man profiled in the film who was completely paralyzed in a plane crash. “He had the intention or idea in his mind, ‘I’m going to walk out by Christmas,’� she says. “He’s interviewed in the movie as someone who’s fully functioning.� For the congregation of Unity Church, this “secret� isn’t particularly obscure. In a press release Clark writes, “We chose this movie because it describes the ideas and principles that the Unity movement has been teaching for over 100 years (21 years in Vermont).� Part of the “New Thought� movement, which also includes Christian Science, Unity was founded in 1889 by a couple in Missouri. The Secret also has its roots in the spirituality boom of the last turn of the century —

“People are looking for something to believe in.� In addition to The Secret, Unity will screen New Age classics Conversations with God and What the Bleep Do We Know?, which offer similar messages about the power of thoughts. Two family films with magical-realist elements, Into the West and The Secret of Roan Inish, round out the series, with each film followed by a discussion. Planning their first festival, the organizers had decided to kick it off with The Secret even before its appearance on “Oprah,� says Clark. But the church showed The Secret last year, too, well before it appeared on media radar. “This is a Hollywooded-up, more spectacular film version of the same principles we teach,� Clark explains. “Because of the powerful way it’s presented, with the music and the

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have weighed in on the phenomenon, and bloggers and columnists have mocked it. So what is the secret, exactly? Reverend Giita Clark of Unity Church says, “In a nutshell, it’s that thought held persistent in your mind manifests the same reality in your life.� In other words, good feelings and visual-

author Byrne says she was inspired by a 1910 book called The Science of Getting Rich. Clark, 55, was a founding minister of Vermont’s first and only Unity chapter in 1984. She thinks the time is ripe now for a positive message. “Consider how tired people are of the war in Iraq, fear, negative prediction,� she says.

Âťvignette Norwich filmmaker Nora Jacobson is coordinating a collaborative project that showcases the “radical history of Vermont.â€? Jacobson and about 24 other Green Mountain cinĂŠastes are collecting archival footage in an effort “to get at what makes Vermont, Vermont,â€? says the director of Nothing Like Dreaming and My Mother’s Early Lovers. Some topics they’ve covered so far include civil unions, Abenaki tribal recognition and Vietnam War protesters. Jacobson, who’s also juggling a documentary and a fiction feature project, has contributed footage of her interviews with ailing author Grace Paley. Jacobson says she conceived the project when Vermont-based peace activist Dave Dellinger died several years ago. “I thought, oh, gosh, I better interview some people who might not be around forever,â€? she says. The idea of doing a collective project came later, when Jacobson realized that collaboration “would

really be in the spirit of the film itself.� Jacobson would like to see the project complete by summer 2009, the 400th anniversary of Samuel de Champlain’s “discovery� of the lake. At this point, however, it’s not clear what that finished product will be: “Some people feel it would be great to use the whole DVD technology to have a lot of mini films,� says Jacobson. “I’m in favor of one film that allows us to bring out a lot of the issues.� Funding for the project is also up in the air. Jacobson says the filmmakers will apply for grants, but “Right now, it’s people volunteering their time.� And they’re looking for locals who have raw material. “We’re hoping that people will come forward. Call or email and say something like ‘I have amazing footage of a demonstration down at Yankee Nuclear,’� says Jacobson. Contact her at nora.jacobson@valley.net. MARGOT HARRISON

drama, it reaches people.â€? Not that The Secret reaches everyone. Critics of the book charge that it focuses on using mind power to achieve selfish goals, fosters a “blame the victimâ€? mentality, and downplays the importance of good old hard work. On her blog, progressive writer Barbara Ehrenreich takes aim at a passage where Byrne suggests a novel approach to weight loss: “If you see people who are overweight, do not observe them, but immediately switch your mind to the picture of you in your perfect body and feel it.â€? Clark hasn’t read the book, but she believes such quotes are “taken out of context and distorted.â€? She says the intent of The Secret isn’t to discourage people from taking conventional steps to their goals — such as dieting — or to make them shun others. “Some people will use the principles of The Secret and become Pollyannas. But as you mature in it, you realize that judging anybody is a waste of your energy and time.â€? Clark compares The Secret with the discoveries of Galileo, once considered burning offenses. For Unity Church, she sees the success of The Secret as a vindication: “We’ve been plugging away at this for 23 years here. Now everybody wants to hear about it.â€?ďż˝ Spiritual Film Festival. March 23-25, Unity Church of Vermont, 56 Main Street, Essex Junction, various times. Donations. Info, 660-8126.

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Coming Together Seven Days survey respondents are: Gender 46% male 53% female 0.9% other Age Range: under 19 to seventysomething 53.5% under 30 36% 30-49 10% 50 or older Sexual orientation 77% heterosexual 7.5% homosexual 13% bisexual 2.3% other

The 2007 Sex Survey written by Pamela Polston, Ken Picard, Margot Harrison & Paula Routly Welcome to the fifth almost-biennial Seven Days Sex Survey. Yes, we previously managed this info-licious issue every other year, but in 2006, what with one thing and another, we just couldn’t get it up. Trust us, the burden of so much hard data takes its toll. Anyway, here it is again: more than you wanted to know about your fellow Seven Days readers, and possibly some inspiration for your own romps in the bedroom or . . . wherever. Thanks to the wily ways of SurveyMonkey.com, we were able to analyze all the answers from an impressive, way-beyond-statistically-significant number of respondents. Those of you who sent in paper ballots, don’t worry: We plugged your answers into the electronic version for you. Our staff had to have something to do with their hands during our pizza-and-beer counting party, a titillating tradition here at Seven Days. Many results look much the same as last time; after all, the human body and what one can do with it doesn’t change that much, despite the inexorable march of technology. The makeup of this sample is also nearly identical in terms of age and gender, but 7 percent more identified as “heterosexual” this time, and half as many chose “homosexual.” However, given what a lot of hets owned up to on the “I have done the following” category, we’re thinking: What’s the diff? Those who identified as “other,” either for gender or sexual orientation, are too few to analyze, so we won’t. We will go ahead and make gross generalizations about Republicans, even though they comprise a relatively small subset of the politically affiliated. Speaking of parties, way more respondents checked “Democrat” this time. Could this be an outcome of six years under

Dubya? We didn’t ask, so we’re not telling. Slightly fewer claimed “Progressive” or “other” than last time around, but, once again, there are more independents than Progs and Republicans put together. As for religion, in the 2004 survey we offered a spirited array of options and uncovered a small but scary bunch of Satanists. This time we decided to stick with the major faiths, but — sorry, pastors, priests and rabbis — a whopping 59 percent of our sample rejected them all, selecting either “none” or “other.” There are about the same number of Protestants and Jews as last year, slightly fewer Catholics and slightly more Buddhists. Family ties? Not so much. Nearly 73 percent of our respondents are childless; only 5 percent have grandkids. No surprise given the ages reported. Of course, any readers with infants are probably too exhausted to fill out a survey. Or care about sex. In this analysis we tell you how things have changed since 2004, where relevant. Keep in mind, though, that the people who responded this year are not necessarily the same ones who did before, so any conclusions we draw are utterly bogus. But loads more entertaining, we hope, than actual science. By the way, some of you mathematical types may notice that our totals don’t always add up to exactly 100 percent. That’s because we rounded numbers off to the nearest whole, unless they were halfway between. Finally, our deepest thanks to the hundreds of readers who took the time to fill out this survey — especially the ones who bared all in the essay section. It was good for us. And now, just lie back and enjoy our penetrating analysis. m

Relationship status 23% married 1.5% civil-unioned 39% living together or “going steady” 19% single and wish they weren’t 17.5% single and happy Political affiliation 7.5% Republican 58% Democrat 14% Progressive 21% other Religion 42% none 13% Protestant 18% Catholic 5% Jewish 6% Buddhist 16% other

Which of the following best describes you? 6% dating someone, not serious 17% playing the field 1% unmarried, having affair with married person 2% “committed” but having affair 3% partner and I see others 71% none of the above

We realized after the fact that some of our categories here were not mutually exclusive — after all, a person could be dating someone unseriously and having an affair with a married person and playing the field, etc. But it’s good to know so relatively few of you are being unfaithful (see “cheating”). We’re assuming the 71 percent of respondents who answered “none” are committed . . . or are having no luck whatsoever in the dating game.

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How old were you when you lost your virginity? M F Still a virgin 2% 3% Under 15 13% 12% 15-19 63% 68% 20-24 18% 17% 25 or older 3.5% 0.4% The numbers tell us that in the whole sample, there’s not a lot of difference between the Big Two Genders: The majority of us “lose it” in the mid- to late teens, and practically all the rest, apparently, minor in copulation in college. We did find interesting the minor but marked difference between guys and gals who made it through an entire quarter century without doing the deed. What are they, priests? Oh, wait, probably not.

If you’re wondering what differences might exist among political and/or religious affiliations, let’s just put it this way: All generally follow the same general pattern as above, but male, politically independent Buddhists are most likely to have achieved “nasty” nirvana before the age of 15, while male Protestant Republicans are most likely to have kept it in their boxers till age 20 or older. Go figure. How old were you when you first masturbated? On average, how often do you masturbate now? Do you masturbate in your workplace during work hours? There’s nothing like taking matters into your own hands. Solo sex is simple, gratifying and negotiation-free. Not surprisingly, it’s a popular pursuit among Seven Days readers. Only 1 percent of you has never had the pleasure. Some 31 percent got in on the act early, before age 12 — thanks to those elementary-school gym classes? Others took a little longer to get the hang of it: 51 percent were self-sufficient by the time they reached “sweet” 16. How often do we wank? Most men masturbate twice a week. Slightly fewer than 10 percent do it more than once a day. Gay and bi men are a bit more active. Women, on the other hand, may be going for quality rather than quantity. Nearly 42 percent of heterosexual females report masturbating “less than once a week.” None reports daily contact, and more than 10 percent are totally hands-off. Could kids be coming between ladies and their lust? Probably, but at least one resourceful respondent found time for herself in “the car, in traffic, with toddlers asleep in the backseat.” Now that’s multitasking. Another woman managed to work a vibrating cellphone into her . . . commute. We’re willing to bet that even Republican Rep. Tom Koch, who recently sponsored a hands-free driving bill, never imagined this hazardous distraction.

Indeed, Seven Days readers jerk off almost everywhere, from the office to the gym. “Surprisingly enough, the Nautilus sit-up machine . . . gets me off every time,” one reader confides. “The higher the weight, the faster it happens. It’s a good thing everybody else in the room is making faces and breathing heavily.” Sounds like a great workout. Self-love in church is a little harder to pull off, but that doesn’t stop our respondents from indulging — in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah’s Witnesses, in a confessional, into a nun’s hand cream! Is nothing sacred? The Jewish faith, too, has its erotic adherents. Someone got a little bit closer to God at the oldest synagogue in the United States. And then promptly grew hair on his palms. Just kidding. Vermont is crawling with outdoorsy types who express themselves en plein air. Doing it in a duck blind is one way to pass the time. Looking for a less “traditional” location? Nothing tops a 12,000-foot mountain with great views. Except a 14,000-foot mountain with great views . . . Travel is a turn-on, judging by the number of plane, train and bus bathrooms that came up in our survey results. And the fun doesn’t stop once you get there. At least one onanist got in touch with himself on the Eiffel Tower. Other hot spots include a French museum, a military cargo jet and the captain’s stateroom on a Navy ship. Closer to home, some respondents are playing — with themselves — at the Flynn. That beats “in bed next to my mother” and “in front of my uncle when I was blowing him.” But come, come, people. Remember: The best thing about masturbation is that no one has to get hurt. How many sexual partners (excluding yourself) have you had? What we find noteworthy here is that the females rule in the 5-9 lovers category, hold the lead through 19, and then quickly lose out to the guys. In the upper echelons, the guys have it. But apparently not with the women who answered this survey. Homosexuals easily top that record, however: One in four has joined the 50-plus club — guess that’s why they call this sexual orientation “gay.” In our last survey, the bi crowd was a bit more, well, promiscuous, but three-quarters of this batch have 19 or fewer notches on their belts. But give them time; they’re still young. We didn’t see substantial differences among the political parties, except for more Progs in the modest 1-4 partners group. But 10 percent of those maverick thinkers do claim to have bedded 50-plus. Way to campaign! Are you happy with the quality of sex with your current partner? The surprise here is that significantly more women (43 percent) than men (34) — at least the ones in this sample — are satisfied in the sack. Among the males who call their sex life “so-so,” 55 percent are married. But one unattached thirtysomething guy from Milton may have hit on a collective problem: The worst thing about sex, he wrote, is “when you realize the woman isn’t thinking about you.” That is a bummer, dude. One seventyish fellow from northern Vermont who did rate his sex life “great” offered this enigmatic reason: “Sometimes she swats me with her tail.” Or is that a bad thing? Either way, we’re not sure he’s referring to his wife — he claims his most memorable sexual experience was with “the family goat.” That, along with masturbating more than once a day and fantasizing about Free Press columnist Debbie Solomon, keeps this elder statesman happy. Just as many respondents overall say sex is “pretty good” as say “it’s great.” If we look at sexual preference, about half of gay men and a third of lesbians rate their sex only “pretty good.” Which brings us back to the fact that straight women are happiest. Who knew? By the way, more het ladies and gentlemen in our group have done oral (98 percent) than actual intercourse (88 percent). If you can swallow that. Have you ever cheated on a partner? The good news is, almost half of our respondents overall have never cheated. The bad news: A little more than half have. And on average, 16 percent checked the Clintonian waffle, “Depends on what you mean by cheating.” We’d like to hear those rationalizations. But the picture is more complex when we factor in gender and sexual orientation. It may surprise some, for instance, that our group of gay men is significantly less like-

ly (28 percent) to have cheated on a partner than anyone else — even though, as we noted earlier, homo guys tend to have the most partners. Hmm. Is frequency the key to faithfulness: I’m all yours, for the next week? Het and homo women respond about the same across the board — a bit fewer than 40 percent say they’ve cheated. But bi men raise the cheating bar while lowering their standards. If you cheated, did you get away with it? Whoa, lesbians totally suck at covering their unfaithful tracks! A mere 25 percent say they “got away with it.” Of course, a third are still waiting to find out if they did, so things could be even worse. That suggests they’re cheating, or have done so, on a current partner (more on that below). You read it here first. And bis may be the worst in the cheating department, but their ability to get away with it doesn’t hold a candle to that of those lying jackals, straight men. Actually, straight women are nearly as good, or bad, depending on your viewpoint. And their political party. We’ll spare you the stats, but suffice it to say that of the men and women who got away with cheating, 58 percent are Democrats. No further comment. Wait! Let’s look at religion. Among those who claimed no particular belief system, 41 percent of men and nearly half of women got away with cheating. Among those who do profess some kind of spiritual affiliation, Protestant men and Catholic women are the wiliest. But they’ve got nothing on the godless heathens. Are you cheating on your current partner? This question makes everyone a little nervous, because there are a lot of current partners out there. The odds are good, though — 95 percent overall say “No” — unless your honey is a naughty male bisexual. ’Nuff said. My longest/shortest relationship lasted... Sure, everything is relative, but perhaps we should have defined the word. Some survey respondents seem to be confusing “relationship” with “hooking up.” Listen carefully, people: In the mating world, a night is called a one-night stand. An hour is, at best, a quickie. We’re not sure the thirtysomething Burlington man who answered “2 minutes” even got that far. Or maybe he was just messing with us.

More than 46 percent of you defined your shortest relationship in terms of days — or fractions thereof (we admired the stop-watch precision of “2.33 days” or “.125”). Twenty-seven percent went with one to 10 weeks; 26 percent held out for up to 10 months. Only 4.5 percent called one to five years “short.” To some of our younger respondents, that might sound like a life sentence. Especially to those who still measure their longest relationship in months. Just 3 percent of our respondents have been with the same person at least 20 years — commensurate with the age range of our sample. But a handful has passed the 40-year mark! Those who vowed “Till death do us part” aren’t necessarily in wedded bliss, though. One fiftyish Chittenden County woman married 30 years admits she’s cheating right now. Which makes us wonder which “current partner” she’s talking about when she claims the sex is “great.” A Burlington Prog in the same age group admits to masturbating in the closet at work. Could that be why his typical lovemaking session is only “10 to 20 minutes”?

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once in a while. Sixty-three percent of Republicans never have. Or so they say. When it comes to repeating themselves, though, more Republicans “sometimes” have multiple orgasms, but Progs more often say “always.” Dems, as usual, are right in the middle. We have no idea what this means, but it’s something to keep in mind next Town Meeting. Women may more frequently fake coming (most of them very loudly), but they are also, in general, likelier to come again. And again. More than half “sometimes” or “always” do. Take a look at the sidebar on “What do your orgasms sound like?” and imagine that racket in triplicate. One Burlington female suggested we ask her neighbors . . . and gave their addresses. But we’re still trying to figure out what “aaaaaaaaighaisjkasdf ” sounds like. How often do you fantasize about having sex? People think about doing it more than they actually get around to it. Kind of like vacuuming under the furniture in that respect. But sex crosses the minds “once or twice a day” of 27 percent of our sample; another quarter confess to “many times a day,” and 6 percent, “almost constantly.” Naturally, we’re most interested in the extreme thinkers. And those would be — surprise! — males. While a modest 10 percent of guys say they mentally do the deed “almost constantly,” a whopping 69 percent think of sex from one to many times a day. One single twentysomething in South Burlington who can’t get sex off his mind claims the best thing about actually having it is “the climax organism.” We suggest he think more often about spelling. What kind of porn do you prefer? In this Internet age, we were intrigued to find that “erotic literature” (22.5 percent) barely edged out “websites” (22) as the porn of choice in our sample overall. Even some guys prefer “clit lit” to those graphic, leave-nothing-to-the-imagination images online. But both categories pale in comparison to “videos/DVDs,” which nearly a third of our respondents selected. Maybe some people get their best action with a flatscreen. Have you or a partner used a pharmaceutical product to enhance sexual performance? For the most part, no — 78 percent said “never.” As we’ve noted, this is a predominantly young sample. But a handful admitted to “always.” As a sixtysomething lady in Chittenden County explained, “One lover had erectile issues.” Something to look forward to.

Your best orgasms are: M F Alone 15% 25.5% With partner 85% 74.5% Ah, yes, the Big O. Kinda what this is all about, right? Except for the respondents who claim the best thing about sex is the cuddling. Uh-huh. Oh, and for the 5 percent — all female — who say they always fake it. Hmm. Maybe they’re the same people. But our condolences go out to one sixtysomething woman in Chittenden County who has always acted out — with more than 50 lovers. She also reports never masturbating, and that’s just wrong. Hey, nearly 30 percent of women have their best orgasms alone. We suggest she join the DIY club. Even women who can come with partners, don’t always — a whopping 72 percent use the ruse occasionally, and who can blame them? Then again, 28 percent of men say they occasionally pretend to end, too. That’s significantly down from last survey, but we’re still wondering: How do they do it? Once again, way more bisexuals than straights or gays admit to faking “once or twice.” Or maybe they’re just more truthful. Speaking of honesty, how did the political parties come out, so to speak, on faking it? As on the last survey, Progs were a bit more likely than Dems to fake

Have you had surgical enhancements to improve your sex life? Do you have pierced genitalia? Hardly any, in both cases. If you had to choose one, you would prefer: M F Oral sex 23% 17.5% Intercourse 63% 72% Anal sex 11% 1% Just kissing/ cuddling 4% 9%

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• Male Catholic: “heavy sighs” • Female Protestant: “a koi fish gasping for air in front of its aquarium.” • Female Buddhist: “a walrus dragging itself over snow.” • Male Buddhist: “a cat in a blender.” • Male Catholic: “My mother needs to wash my mouth out with a bar of soap.” • Female Protestant: “I sound like I’m in pure ecstasy, or sometimes like a chimpanzee running through the jungle.”

If you could have sex with a prominent Vermonter, he or she would be: As usual, most respondents were hard-pressed to come up with the names of anyone prominent. In a state where residents are on a firstname basis with even their U.S. senators, guess the high are not considered all that mighty. Then there were the disrespectful smartypants whose responses could be summed up in one word: Eww. Still, the usual suspects turned up: That screamer, Howard Dean, led the pack; and plenty of fans would like to roll with Rusty “The Logger” Dewees. Following, in this order, were Sen. Bernie Sanders, singer Grace Potter, WCAX weatherperson Sharon Meyer and former General/congressional candidate Martha Rainville. Miss Vermont got a smattering of votes, though no one seemed to know her name. We’re wondering whether the fortyish bi female from Burlington who desires Fanny Allen is simply a history buff, or a current patient at Fletcher Allen. And to the young dude who listed his grandmother, we have to say: Seek help, now. Some more of the also-rans: Madeleine Kunin Scudder Parker Chris Bohjalian Jon Fishman Gregory Douglass Bump the Moose David Zuckerman Anaïs Mitchell Jack Thurston Ben and Jerry Tim Ashe Ethan Allen The camel on Rt. 7 Pat Leahy Trey Anastasio Harry Bliss Gaye Symington And a few staffers at Seven Days we’re too modest to mention

• Female Protestant: “a screaming bobcat.” • Male “other”: “wildebeests birthing” • Female Protestant: “a mix between a rowdy black woman and a kinky gay boy.” • Female Jew: “a holy choir of horny angels.” • Female Protestant: “Kermit the Frog eating Goofy.” • Female Protestant: “Gorillas in the mist.” • Female Protestant: Unnh, uuuunnnhhhh, aaaaahhhh, uuunnnnhhh, oooooooohhh, ohhh, ohh, oooh!” • Male atheist: “a foghorn, church bells, Paris Hilton’s dog, or . . . more like a caveman.” • Female “other”: “Pretty quiet after I heard the guy upstairs braying like a donkey.” • Female atheist: “the release of ego and life’s weight.” What sex toy or prop do you use most frequently? Once upon a time, sex toys were things you got in brown wrappers from a back-alley shop, or generic “massagers” that housewives purchased with a knowing smirk. Then companies like Good Vibrations started selling “woman-centered” sex aids, and straitlaced Charlotte sang the praises of

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ple to laugh.â€? D’Lickious “tastes good and has a tingling effect on your tongue and your partner’s genitals,â€? she points out. “The idea is to take an act that many people perceive as being about one partner and make it be about both partners.â€? The focus is on doing it Ă deux; the company’s official materials never mention solo sex. “Our products assist loving couples to enhance their sexual relationship,â€? the website states. “We stress monogamy, safe sex and the importance of keeping a relationship exciting.â€? Kristen is more direct. When she reaches the vibrator portion of the evening, she lists three reasons why a woman should have one: to enjoy herself when she’s not in a relationship or her

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their enormous metal flies feels like an absurd sort of sexual voyeurism. Firehouse Gallery curator Ruth Erickson suggests that Koch’s “presentation language� evokes a natural- history-museum-ambiance. But at the same time, Erickson says, “Jennifer’s minimalism enables a more complex reading of simple objects.� This might be because Koch made prints before deciding to concentrate full-time on boxes. Three years ago she returned to the print medium — this time with her husband Gregg Blasdel, an artist and St. Michael’s art professor. Their collaborative exhibit “The Marriage of Reason� opened in February at the OH+T Gallery in Boston. Their prints — 4-by-3foot black-and-white woodcuts — juxtapose bold, mechanical shapes with more intricate, sensuous

for itself. “Looking at art should be about an experience,â€? she says. “That’s what making art is about.â€? In this spirit, Koch claims, “It’s hard to put [my] work into words.â€? But as the afternoon light drops off in her studio and she retires to the living room, the space itself speaks volumes about both her collector’s instinct and her artist’s touch. In one corner sits a “face jugâ€? collection; in another, what appear to be papiermâchĂŠ fish. Right above the dining room table rests a thin, saberlength glass tube, corked at either end, with 667 dead Japanese beetles crammed inside. (Yes, she counted them.) Koch admits, “It makes for good conversation.â€? ďż˝ Got a comment on this story or an idea for another one? Contact Mike Ives at mike@sevendaysvt.com.

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B EXHIBIT Brian O’Neill: New abstract and figurative paintings. Art Space 150 at The Men’s Room, Burlington. Through April.

ARTWORK “Here They Come” by Brian O’Neill

PHOTO Marc Awodey

rian O’Neill’s exhibition at Art Space 150 — tucked in the light-filled Burlington salon The Men’s Room — is really two shows in one. The first is a body of objective work that includes portraits, figures and a series of eight floral pieces focusing on phalaenopsis orchids. The other comprises 13 nonobjective canvases and one 24-inch-tall abstract steel sculpture. While both approaches are quite successful, the artist’s forays into abstraction are particularly so. Phalaenopsis orchids are native to Southeast Asia and are said to resemble moths in flight. O’Neill’s “Phalaenopsis 1” is a naturalistic 12-by-12-inch oil on canvas portraying one such white blossom on a silvery gray background. The remaining seven pieces are of the same scale and composition — with the flower’s vertical stem down the left half of the picture — but the images are progressively more abstract. The lines in “Phalaenopsis 2,” for example, are more languid, and a complex harmony of pink and turquoise fills the background. As the series progresses, O’Neill’s emphasis shifts from simply rendering the flower to practicing greater chromatic experimentation. Similarly, his best figurative works are the most abstract. In the 24-by-30-inch male nude entitled “Matt,” O’Neill’s approach to figuration is reminiscent of Cezanne’s. He has built the figure’s Caucasian flesh tones into a rugged patchwork of planes. The model’s pose is also solid: He stands with his left leg on a stool, elbow resting on the knee, creating a strong vertical axis. The background is organized on a slight diagonal to contrast with the figure’s verticality.

O’Neill really hits his stride with the 13 nonobjective canvasses. All are vertically oriented and modest in size — 20 by 24 inches. “Rhapsody in Gray” is an aggregation of about two dozen squares and rectangles described in various tones of the titular color. But the grays are deceptive, because each was layered over a more vibrant hue. A thin gray painted over green is optically different than the same gray painted over orange. That kind of subtle coloration is what makes O’Neill’s abstractions really sing. Not all are as angular as “Rhapsody in Gray,” however. The oil titled “Beyond Sight” is primarily made up of curved, light-blue lines falling from the top to the bottom of the painting. The lines are loosely untangled over a textural gray field; yellow, salmon and white dots punctuate the field like dust seen under an electron microscope. Most of O’Neill’s abstractions combine curves and angularity. In “Here They Come,” thick forms in dark blue and black float over a hazy background of warmer hues, from magenta to acidic greens. O’Neill scumbles and glazes with abandon to layer his colors. He also seems to maintain a “dialogue” with each

painting as it develops, allowing forms to rise organically from his juxtapositions of color. The work titled “A Long Time Ago” has the most translucent areas. Reds of varied intensity are layered over broad swaths of gray. Yellow, cerulean blue and a patch of purple in the upper portion of the composition brighten the shades of red. O’Neill seems to be an accomplished sculptor as well as a strong painter. His 24-inch-high rusted-steel abstraction “Tango” has integrity by virtue of its negative spaces. Half-inch plates of steel were cut and recombined into a lively, unified form interpreting tango rhythms, like a three-dimensional snapshot that captures the blurred movement of the dancers’ costumes. It would be nice to see more of O’Neill’s sculptures sometime — this one is as remarkable as his paintings. Meanwhile, there’s still plenty of time to catch the current exhibition — it’s been so well received that the salon has extended it through April. Got a comment on this story or ideas for another one? Contact Marc Awodey at awodey@sevendaysvt.com.

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CALL TO ARTISTS ENVIROART: The E1 Studio Collective in Burlington is looking for art with themes of conservation or environment for a group show in May. Info, e1studiocollective.com. BANNER COMPETITION: The Montpelier Downtown Community Association is sponsoring a final design competition for banners for the remaining streetlight poles. Finished artwork on 9.5-by-20-inch paper should be submitted by April 6. Guidelines and applications at www.mdca.org or at the Drawing Board or The Lazy Pear Gallery. STUDIO PLACE ARTS is seeking artists for an upcoming Mail Art show; address your piece to yourself care of Studio Place Arts, 201 North Main St., Barre, VT 05461, so that viewers can see who made it. Deadline: April 15. Info, 479-7069. THE DAILY PLANET in Burlington is seeking artists for monthlong exhibits. Contact Kristi at dailyplanet15@verizon.net or 862-9647. ART’S ALIVE invites Vermont artists to submit work to the jury for the 2007 Festival of Fine Art in Burlington. Accepted works will be eligible for cash prizes and will be included in an exhibition at Union Station. Deadline: April 10. Info, www.kasinihouse.com or 264-4839.

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OPENINGS ANIME ART: Contest submissions from local high school and university students. L/L Gallery, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Closing reception March 22, 5-7 p.m. Through March 27. BARBARA COHEN: Abstract painted Polaroids by the artist based in Provincetown and New York City. Kasini House, Burlington, 264-4839. Gallery grand opening and artist reception March 23, 6-9 p.m. Through May 5. JANET VAN FLEET: "Curious Lifeforms," assemblages of found wood, metal and other materials. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Reception March 23, 4-8 p.m. Through May 14. JON OLSEN: The landscape photographer talks about his pastoral works during the Art Walk at Artisans Hand Craft Gallery, Montpelier, 2299492. March 23, 5-7 p.m. RACHAEL RICE: "Deer Ones," paintings and repurposed objects. Salaam Boutique, Montpelier, 223-4300. Reception March 23, 4-8 p.m., with live music by The Taoist Cowgirls. Through April.

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OPENINGS << 41A ‘SPRING FEVER’: A group exhibit of artworks with a flowers and springtime theme. Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 295-8008. Reception March 23, 6-8 p.m. Through April 28. MAGGIE SHERMAN: Eight community art projects created over the last 25 years,

illustrated through photography, text and media. Spotlight Gallery, Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 828-3292. Artist presentation March 23, 4 p.m., followed by reception, 5 p.m. Through March 30. ‘BODIES IN INK’: A group of member artists shows original, hand-pulled prints with the human form as subject

matter. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 295-5901. Closing reception March 23, 6-8 p.m. Through March. GUO ZIYU: "The Return of the Spring," paintings and calligraphy by the Chinese artist. A portion of proceeds from sales will benefit the Vermont Youth Orchestra's tour of China this

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KEVIN RUELLE: Impressionist landscapes of New England, the Southwest and Mexico in watercolor, oil, charcoal and mixed media. Speeder & Earl's, Pine Street, Burlington, 859-9222. Through March. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Acrylic paintings, giclĂŠe prints and paintings on glass. The Green Room, Burlington, www.kimforney.com. ELISABETH HOWLAND: Sepia photographs. The Art Space at Cynthea's Spa, Burlington, 999-4601. Through May 12. WILL C: Acrylic figure paintings on canvas and Masonite. Muddy Waters, Burlington. Through April 7. Also, a rotating collection of new paintings in acrylic, airbrush, oil and mixed media. Blue Star CafĂŠ, Winooski. Through May 16. And, "Visage," paintings in acrylic, airbrush and mixed media. 1/2 Lounge, Burlington. Through April 15. Info for all, 338-9009. JILL COLEMAN: Paintings and mixed media. Lower Level Gallery, CCV Burlington, 652-2081. Through March 30. JORDAN DOUGLAS: Lith photographs of urban landscapes, portraits and recontextualized antique pictures. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Lower Level, Burlington, 865-5355. Through April. LYNA LOU NORDSTROM: Collagraphs. Print Studio 250, Burlington, 8657166. Through March. JAMES JOHNSON & CHRISTINE SHANK: "Inside/Insight," photographic works (re)visioning interior scenes. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Through April 14. SHEILA HOLLENDER: Photographs from the artist's "Wave" series, Skyway; and JILL MADDEN: Oil paintings of impressionistic landscapes, Gates 1 & 2. Burlington International Airport, 865-7166. Through May 1. JENNIFER C. PIERSTORFF: Watercolor and ink paintings of medicinal flowers and plants. DobrĂĄ Tea, Burlington, 233-0040. Through March. NATALIE LAROCQUE-BOUCHARD: Paintings. Union Station, Burlington, 868-3351. Through March. KAREN DAWSON: Graffiti-style mixedmedia drawing and collage. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 8656227. Through March 27. TARI SWENSON: "Inside the Brush," sumi ink calligraphy paintings in Chinese and Japanese styles. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington, 6524500. Through May 5. MARGOT HOBBS: Oil paintings depicting the Northern Lights, Bar; and SUSAN C. BENEDICT: Mixed-media works exploring the feminine archetype, Greenhouse; and JEFF SCHNIEDERMAN: Photographs, Dining Room. Daily Planet, Burlington, 8629647. Through March. MICHAEL SAVOIE: Paintings and drawings by the BC student. The Gallery at Burlington College, 862-9616. Through April 6. SUMRU TEKIN & JENNIFER KOCH: "More to See," large-scale, multiplate monotypes, and new box constructions with found and constructed objects, respectively. 215 College Artists' Cooperative Gallery, Burlington, 8633662. Through March 25. PHEBE MOTT: "New Work," paintings. Viva Espresso, Burlington, 482-2909. Through March. CLARK DERBES: "Life in the Slow Lane," a semi-autobiographical installation featuring "goofy and weird" art in mixed media. Sanctuary Artsite, 47 Maple St., Burlington, 864-5884. Through March 30.

‘WATCH THE ROUX; KEEPING AN EYE ON NEW ORLEANS’: Photography, sculpture, paintings, mementos, found objects and collage by 19 New Orleans artists; all proceeds benefit the rebirth of the city. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through March. ‘THE FOUR SISTERS’: Watercolors, pastels, portraits and landscapes by siblings Carol Mueller, Jackie Mueller Jones, Mary Ellen Mueller Legault and Debbie Mueller Peate. Dorothy Alling Library, Williston, 878-4918. Through March. SHARIE ELRICK & ELETHA ELRICK GERBER: "Images of the Season," photographs of landscapes, flowers and wildlife, Pickering Room, through March; and TINKA MARTELL: Works in paper, canvas, copper foil, copper plate, oil, acrylic and oil stick, Fletcher Room, through March; and ISAAC GRAHAM: "Invisible Walls," acrylic paintings inspired in part by New York City, Mezzanine Gallery, through April. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. ‘BURLINGTON AND WINOOSKI 1920-2020: THE EVOLUTION OF OUR BUILT ENVIRONMENT’: An exhibit of historical and contemporary photographs, architectural and engineering drawings, models and film that examines the impact of urban renewal and historic preservation on the two cities, through June 24; and AMBREEN BUTT: "I Need a Hero," an installation by the contemporary artist that responds to a recent human rights case in Pakistan and employs the medium of Indian miniature painting, through June 24; and 'TOURISM: CURIOUS CONQUESTS AND UNLIKELY TROPHIES,' a collection of souvenirs from exotic locales from the permanent collection, curated by UVM's museum anthropology class, Wilbur Room, through June 10. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. ANTHONY RUSSO: "Designer Logo," fashions. Includes a silent auction on all clothing and ticketed event for runway show; benefits Vermont CARES. Studio STK, 12 North St., Burlington, 657-3333. Through March 24. JODY STAHLMAN: New paintings. Blue Cat CafĂŠ and Wine Bar, Burlington, 563-2126. Through March. BRUCE GILBERT-SMITH: "Voluptuous Flowers and Evocative Landscapes," photographs reflecting the countrysides of Scotland and Vermont. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 899-3211. Through March 25. NEIL CALLAHAN: "Rock 'n' Roll Retrospective," photographs of prominent musicians. Starbucks, Williston, 238-1835. Through March. ROBERT WALDO BRUNELLE JR.: "Candy Apples," recent paintings. Sneakers Bistro, Winooski, brunelles3@aol.com. Through March 30. MICHAEL SMITH, AXEL STOHLBERG AND ETHAN AZARIAN: "Buyer's Market," paintings and mixed-media works. Flynndog, Burlington, 8632227. Through March. DOROTHY MARTINEZ: "Moments of Peace," paintings. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through March. RAY BROWN: Abstract oil landscapes; and ROB BOOZE: Neo-pop collages; and GALEN CHENEY: Abstract oil paintings; and FRANK WOODS: "Hieroglyphic Echos," paintings. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through April. ‘STORIES OF OUR SELVES: JOURNEYS AND REFLECTIONS OF INTRO TO BOOK ARTS’: Student work. Third Floor Gallery, CCV Burlington, 6522081. Through April 6. BRIAN O’NEILL: New abstract and figurative paintings. Art Space 150 at

The Men's Room, Burlington, 8642088. Through April. JOHN ANDERSON: "Full Scale Drawings," 6-foot-tall paintings by the local architect/artist. Pine Street Art Works, Burlington, 863-8100. Through March. SHAUN FITZ-GERALD, IAN KARN & LAURA POIRIER: Landscape and still-life watercolors, oil miniatures and acrylic paintings, respectively. Gallery Corner, Ashley Furniture Homestore, Burlington, 865-9911. Through April 20. MALTEX GROUP SHOW: Sculpture, paintings, photographs and works on paper by seven local artists. Maltex Building, Burlington, 865-7166. Through March.

:: champlain valley ANNE DEMARLE: "Landscape of the Heart," paintings, pastels and computer art. Starksboro Public Library, 453-3732. Through March. AHMED DJELILATE: Oil paintings by the French-Algerian artist. Starry Night CafĂŠ, Ferrisburgh, 310-1570. Through March. SHAWN & THERESA GULLA: Custom metal wall sculptures; and ANDY DUBACK: Large-scale color photographs from the artist's "On the Way to IKEA" series. Bar Antidote, Vergennes, 865-7166. Through May 1. FRAN BULL: Paintings, drawings and prints by the gallery director from the 1980s to the present. Gallery inthe-Field, Brandon. Through March. ‘IMAGES OF VERMONT’: Works by members of the Guild that depict the season, including paintings, sculpture, jewelry, fabric art and hand-painted furniture. Brandon Artists Guild, 247-5343. Through April. STEPHEN TREMBLAY: Electric sculptures, through April; and L.J. SPRING: Photographs, through April 1; and SHEILA HOLLENDER: "Waves," photographs, through March. Starry Night CafĂŠ, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. ROBERT ADAMS: "Turning Back: A Photographic Journal of Re-exploration," a portfolio of images that provide a commentary on the relationship America has with its forests, through June 3; and 'ART NOW: TRANSPARENCY,' three-dimensional works in mixed media by eight artists who explore transparent visual phenomena, through June 3; and 'CHINESE BLUE-AND-WHITE PORCELAINS OF THE MING AND QING DYNASTIES': Originating in the 14th century, this collection includes prized pieces made for the imperial court, through December 9, 2007. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007.

:: central MONTPELIER HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS: Photography. Montpelier City Hall, 229-9416. Through April 13. JANET VAN FLEET: "Curious Lifeforms,"anthropomorphic sculptural figures made from found wood, metal and objects. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Through May 14. NANCY TAPLIN: A retrospective exhibition of paintings, Main Gallery; and ELINOR RANDALL: "Journey with Horses," prints, South Gallery. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through April 22. JANE HORNER: "Redirections," wood, fiber and metal constructions. William Feick Arts Center, Green Mountain College, 287-8000. Through March. ‘ART OF MUSIC’: Artwork inspired by music, Main Floor; and SILENT ART AUCTION: A variety of local art donated to benefit SPA programs, Second Floor; and ANN YOUNG: "2 for 1." Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through April 14.

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BILL COUNTRYMAN: Giclée prints of nature photographs. Vermont Chocolatiers, Northfield, 485-8421. Through March. NICHOLAS NEDDO: "Dots and Lines," pen-and-ink images of nature. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through March. BARRE STUDENT-ARTISTS: Students from the Barre City Elementary and Middle schools show their work in store windows around downtown. Barre, 476-0267. Through March. LINDA MANEY: "Meditate on the Abstract," watercolors and mixed media. The Green Bean Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Through March. SUSAN JARVIS: "Theories: Love, War, Family," oil paintings on panel. Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College, 468-1266. Through March 30. DORIAN MCGOWAN: "Which Came First, the Chicken or the Egg Carton?" original art. The Back Wall at The Restore, Montpelier, 229-1930. Through March. AXEL STOHLBERG: "Assemblages," boxes in mixed media. Vermont Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through March 30. ARTHUR & JOHN WILLIAMS: "Father and Son: Two Points of View," oil paintings and photographs, respectively. Governor's Office, 5th Floor Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through March 29.

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‘ART FROM THE SCHOOLS’: Drawings and paintings by local schoolchildren; and VERMONT PASTEL SOCIETY: Pastel paintings by area members. Yester House Gallery, Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Through April 16. VERMONT ARTISTS GROUP SHOW: More than a dozen artists exhibit painting, pottery, sculpture, jewelry, photography and more. The Route 58 Shop & Gallery, Lowell, 744-6244. Through March.

MAURICE DENIS: "Earthly Paradise," a retrospective of paintings, decorative ensembles, graphic works and photographs by the French painter (18701943), whose work is imbued with poetic symbolism, through May 20; and 'ONCE UPON A TIME WALT DISNEY': More than 300 illustrated European publications that inspired the creations of Disney Studios, through June 24. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, U.S. tickets: 1-800-6785440. $15/7.50.

HERMINE FORD & JOHN NEWMAN: "Two Mediums, One World," paintings and sculptures, respectively, by the prominent New York City artists. Plattsburgh State Art Museum, Myers Fine Arts Building, 518-564-2474. Through April 7. ‘THIN ICE: INUIT TRADITIONS WITHIN A CHANGING ENVIRONMENT’: The first comprehensive exhibition of the college's Arctic collections features Inuit art and artifacts and conveys the culture's connection to nature, through May 13; and 'OUR LAND: CONTEMPO-

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RARY ART FROM THE ARCTIC': The first major exhibition of works in multiple media from artists in Canada's newest territory, Nunavut, March 27 May 20; and SUBHANKAR BANERJEE: "Resource Wars in the American Arctic," photographs from the National Wildlife Refuge in northeastern Alaska, March 27 - May 20. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. �

:: northern OTTO: "Lives I Have Known," oil paintings. Groovin' Beans Café, Johnson, 644-8451. Through April 1. MARIE LAPRE GRABON: "Jugglers and Dreamers," oil pastels and charcoal drawings. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 6351469. Through March 25. 11 GRACE ARTISTS: Artists in the program who work in a contemporary abstract style, in multiple media. GRACE Gallery, Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through March 22. GARY ECKHART, SKYE FOREST & LECHEK KULNIS: "Luminescence of Winter," watercolors, pastels and multiple media; and JOHN FLYNN: Vermont landscapes. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through March. GIOVANNA CECCHETTI: "Shifting Frequencies: Recent Work," oil and acrylic paintings exploring the boundaries of consciousness and energy. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 253-8943. Through April 28. ‘THE CANASTA PRESS’: Prints, drawings and paintings by four artists who have played cards together for years and now print together: Mickey Myers, Louise von Weise, Marcie Vallette and Isabeth B. Hardy. The Painted Caravan Gallery, Johnson, 635-1700. Through April 5. ‘BEHIND CLOSED DOORS: SNOWSCAPES’: Winter landscape paintings by invited gallery artists. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 6445100. Through March. ‘FINE TOON: THE ART OF VERMONT CARTOONISTS’: Paintings, singlepanel drawings, drafts from graphic novels or film, and political visual commentary by 13 past or present Vermonters, including Ed Koren, James Kochalka, Frank Miller, Alison Bechdel and others, plus a special historical exhibit of locals Alice Blodgett, Alex Nimick, Ralph Heath and Stanley Lyndes. Also, WINSLOW MYERS & SAM THURSTON: Paintings and sculptures, East Gallery. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through March.

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SUDOKU By Linda Thistle

You know what happens when you fight the law. The law wins. In Western culture, we have a very positive image of our men and women in blue. Somehow the police always get a break when it comes to social unrest, and most people don’t want to hold a few roadside clubbings against the people who vow to serve and protect. Plus, someone’s got to protect us from the criminals. “Crackdown” comes to the Xbox 360 with this idea as a formatflipping take on open-ended urban adventures pioneered by the “Grand Theft Auto” series. The copying shows up on every corner of every block in this massive simulated city. Your character can jump in any car, use any weapon and explore the sprawling criminal environment at will. Pedestrians scramble out of the way and enemies prowl the sidewalk in endless supply. The difference: Where “GTA” put the player in the role of a felon rising to the top of a corrupt hierarchy of vice, “Crackdown” drops you into the boots of a supercop who’s intent on taking back the streets. Pacific City has fallen under the rule of three racially distinct gangs — a Latin American mafia, a Russian mob and a Chinese gang. These thugs’ rule is so complete that civil society has retreated into a building called the Keep, and a neoscientist named Dr. Mengele has created a strain of genetically modified police officers who can leap across buildings like SpiderMan, heal themselves at will and battle crime with the efficiency of machines. With the good-guy violence of “RoboCop” spliced with the bad-guy bloodshed of “Grand Theft Auto,” we no longer have to fret about context. But despite some routine

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warnings about “not killing too many civilians,” Pacific City substitutes for the Wild West, and your super and police powers give you license to cause just about any amount of violence or property damage you see fit. Whether you’re playing cop or criminal, this game style taps into a joyous feeling of abandon, banging around a crowded urban space like a kid on a playground. The concrete jungle transforms into a wondrous concrete jungle gym. The ability to jump two stories in the air and hurtle from building to building without worrying about injury or death opens the landscape vertically the way that car stealing in “GTA” opened the city horizontally. Released from moral context, social repercussions and, now, gravity, the city life of ‘Crackdown” advances games as the theater of freedom. Introducing multiplayer into the formula only underlines the basic truth about why people think cities are fun. Exploring a new place that’s filled with activity and other people is what makes the urban urbane. If

this comes in the package of a little Draconian law enforcement in a dystopian universe, that’s just icing on the simple pleasure of pounding the pavement in a new place. Who’s It For: With an M rating and frenetic play style, the game fits between those too young to take in all the ultraviolence and those too old to keep up. If You Like This, Try That: “Saints Row” was the first “Grand Theft Auto” homage on the Xbox 360, and it remains an entertaining crime spree. On the other hand, there’s nothing like the original. Try out “GTA: San Andreas” on the PS2 while you wait for the next era in “GTA” amusement. Best Part: Climbing buildings and leaping from rooftop to rooftop provides so much excitement that players might leave the busy streets behind. Sure, you can commandeer any vehicle on the streets. But why drive when you can fly?

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n response to what he called a “significant increase in the amount of misinformation about our enemies,” President George W. Bush today announced that he was establishing a new Cabinet-level agency devoted solely to faulty intelligence. By creating the Department of Faulty Intelligence, Mr. Bush said, “The United States will be able to respond swiftly and preemptively to false threats before they don’t develop.” The president said that while the CIA and the NSA had both collected faulty intelligence in the past, “there is simply too much misinformation out there for those two agencies to handle.” Mr. Bush said that he hoped that the Department of Faulty Intelligence would not only increase the United States’ capacity to collect false leads and red herrings, but that it would also help coordinate the sharing of useless information among the United States’ various spy agencies. Mr. Bush used the announcement at the White House to introduce his nominee to head up the new department, James Frey, the author of “A Million Little Pieces.”

Mr. Frey spoke mainly in general terms about the goals of the new agency, but indicated that it would focus on “the gathering threat” posed by Belgium’s nuclear program. In his brief remarks to the press, Mr. Frey said that he was uniquely qualified to head the Department of Faulty Intelligence because of his “deep roots” in the faulty

I will be bringing over four decades of experience to this job. Mr. Frey intelligence community. “I will be bringing over four decades of experience to this job,” said Mr. Frey, 37. Elsewhere, hours after Congress demanded an investigation into the firing of U.S. attorneys, President Bush said he would move the White House to Dubai.

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years ago, the Native American tribe known as the Seneca had a rule of thumb about when to sow corn seed. You had to wait until the weather was warm enough to lie naked in the dirt without discomfort. I believe a similar principle applies to your plans to start a certain new enterprise, Aries. Hold off on the launch until you’re able to take off all your clothes in a natural setting and stretch out on the ground without shivering.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): It has been too long since you visited the Middle of Nowhere. You’ve been a fixture in the heart of a welldefined Somewhere for quite some time. But now, Taurus, you need the enriching confusion of the Cosmic HUH?! It’s prime time for you to wander out into the fertile chaos of the WHAT THE HELL!? zone. Have fun! Don’t forget to writhe! Now please repeat and repeat and repeat after me, slowly building from a smirking giggle to a cackling belly-laugh, WHERE AM I AND HOW DID I GET HERE?!

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): This would be a

good week to take a class at clown school, give out free ice cream to the underprivileged, or sing show tunes to a captive audience at a retirement home. In fact, the cosmos will be very favorably disposed toward you if you do anything to increase the pleasure you bring other people. Here are some other ways you might proceed: Listen raptly to allies who’ve lost their way; think deeply about what a loved one needs most; deliver sincere praise to people you’ve never praised before; say a rowdy prayer for an acquaintance who could use a jolt of inspiration; or do a good deed anonymously, ensuring that the recipient of your blessing doesn’t know who gave it.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): Charles Darwin called Thomas Malthus a “great philosopher,” and said his theory of evolution was based on Malthus’ ideas. Yet Malthus advocated genocidal

measures to control population growth. In “Essay on the Principle of Population,” Malthus wrote: “Instead of recommending cleanliness to the poor, we should encourage contrary habits. In our towns we should make the streets narrower, crowd more people into houses, and court the return of the plague. In the country, we should build villages near stagnant pools, and encourage settlement in marshy and unwholesome situations.” So the evidence is clear that Darwin’s theories had a grotesque pedigree. Should we therefore dismiss them altogether? Not necessarily. What’s useful is not always derived from what’s good. Is there a comparable situation in your own life, Cancerian? Are there essentials you benefit from even though their origins are problematical? The time is ripe for coming to terms with weirdness like that.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): The water you drink is three billion years old, give or take five million years. The stuff your body is made of is at least 10 billion years old, probably older, and has been as far away as 100,000 light years from where it is right now. The air you breathe has, in the course of its travels, been literally everywhere on the planet, and has slipped in and out of the lungs of almost every human being who has ever lived. There’s much more evidence I could offer to prove to you that you’re an infinite and eternal creature, Leo, but suffice it to say that you’re much greater and older and bigger and wilder and freer than you have ever imagined. The experiences you’ll soon have will give you a deeply felt sense of how true that is.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It’s the perfect

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The secret

you’re looking for, the secret you think you desperately need, does not exist– at least not officially. Unofficially, however, it’s very real. It’s alive and hot and exciting. But it’s in the care of people you don’t notice or value. It’s something you’d normally regard as cheap and insignificant. So let me ask you, Scorpio: Can you change the way you use your eyes? Will you drop the opinions that get in the way of you seeing the truth? The secret you’re in quest of, the resource that might solve so many problems, will be easy to pluck if you’ll just change your mind about matters that you imagine have nothing to do with the secret.

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(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Flora, a Komodo dragon in a British zoo, recently became pregnant and hatched five babies without ever having had contact with a male. This is the first recorded virgin birth among her species. She’s your power animal for the coming weeks, Sagittarius. Whether you’re female or male, you too now have the power to spawn a beautiful brainchild without being intellectually or emotionally fertilized by anyone. That of course doesn’t mean you should avoid the kind of intimate interactions that would fructify you. On the contrary, I urge you to seek those out in

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A pound of

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C LESS THAN CLASSIC ROCK Home is where the sitcom-level humor is in the comic’s second directorial effort.

hris Rock directs, co-writes, co-produces and stars in his latest film. More significantly, he attempts to make his Steve Martin move. With I Think I Love My Wife, the stand-up superstar endeavors to reinvent himself as a sophisticated auteur by reinterpreting Eric Rohmer’s Chloe in the Afternoon. You know, more or less the way Martin updated Edmond Rostand’s Cyrano de Bergerac with Roxanne. Nothing like a classy project to prove the class clown has grown up. The motivation behind the two projects may be pretty much the same, but the end results could hardly be more different. Where Martin’s film revealed an artist fully evolved to a higher level, Rock’s presents us with one still taking his first tentative baby steps in that direction. The comic plays a successful Manhattan investment banker who appears to have it all. Richard Cooper has a beautiful, intelligent wife (Gina Torres). He has two healthy young kids. He has an Architectural Digest spread of a home in the suburbs. What Richard Cooper doesn’t have, and hasn’t been having for quite some time, is sex. Rock reveals his character’s private reflections in a running voice-over. By means of this device, we learn that the couple has succumbed to several pitfalls of married life: They’ve lost their original sizzle, they socialize exclusively with other married couples and, on those occasions, converse exclusively about their children. After seven years of marriage, the man who has almost everything proclaims, “I am so fucking bored.”

In point of fact, the premise of I Think I Love My Wife is about the only thing the film has in common with Chloe in the Afternoon. The picture’s hero goes through his life fantasizing about the women he sees in the course of his day; he has no intention of acting on these fantasies;. A least not until the ex-girlfriend (Kerry Washington) of an old college chum appears in his office one day, setting in motion a chain of events that has less in common with French newwave cinema than with your typical American sitcom. At the coaxing of his curvaceous new cohort, the henpecked husband gets sucked into a succession of ever less believable misadventures. One or two of Rock’s observations are amusing, and a moment here and there points to his promise as a more mature filmmaker. For the most part, though, the movie’s 90 minutes strain credibility to the breaking point, and manage to steer clear of anything approaching cutting-edge humor.

As Cooper’s professional life and marriage are placed in increasing peril by his fixation and flirtation, the audience clearly is supposed to wonder — perhaps even worry — about the possibility that he’ll throw it all away for a roll in the hay. Anyone who doesn’t see the film’s safe, family-friendly final act coming, though, has some serious TV viewing to catch up on. I’ve seen episodes of “According to Jim” that were less predictable. In the end, then, there’s minimal reason to rush out for this one. If you’re looking for Rock’s trademark smart-ass wit, you’ll want to look elsewhere. Likewise when it comes to a movie with something fresh to say about the balancing act that is marriage. The filmmaker is a work in progress, to be sure. More than anything, though, his latest reveals just how much progress there is to go. m RICK KISONAK

Premonition HHH

I SELFFULFILLING PROPHECY Sandra Bullock has problems using a calendar in this high-concept, low-return thriller.

n a recent essay in The New Yorker, film critic David Denby talked about movies that “jump backward and forward in a scrambling of time frames that can leave the viewer experiencing reactions before actions, dénouements before climaxes, disillusion before ecstasy.” Jumping from point A in the story to point F and back to point C was once a fancy avant-garde device that left multiplex viewers scratching their heads. Now, Denby claims, non-linear filmmaking has gone mainstream. Exhibit A could be Sandra Bullock’s new vehicle, Premonition. If you dumbed down the wacky time scheme of Memento and put it in a hopper with Groundhog Day, Twelve Monkeys and What Lies Beneath, you might get something like this. The movie opens with a handsome husband surprising his lovely wife with the perfect family home. (One wonders why she doesn’t resent being left out of the loop on this major purchase.) Then it jumps forward about 10 years: Wife Linda (Bullock) is raising the couple’s two daughters in the shabby-chic house when a highway patrolman arrives with sad news. Husband Jim (Julian McMahon) has been killed by a jackknifing semi. Bullock drinks, cries, goes to sleep, and wakes to find Jim alive again. Was it all a dream, or — da-dum! — a premonition? After experiencing a few more awakenings that play fast and loose with linear time, Linda starts to figure out a pattern. If she can understand what’s happening to her and dodge the doctor who wants to

treat it all with lithium, maybe she can save her husband. The problem is, she’s not sure she wants to. That’s the only original concept in Premonition — but it’s not a bad one. Bullock’s time travel is really a speeded-up version of the classic grieving process, in which shock and denial are gradually replaced by acceptance. At first, Linda welcomes Jim’s reappearance. But the more she sees of him — and learns

about him — post mortem, the more she wonders if she’s better off letting fate take its course. If you want to see a movie that does justice to this theme, rent 1991’s Truly Madly Deeply. That film had Alan Rickman and Juliet Stevenson as a couple so real, you felt you knew them. The problem with Premonition as a drama about marriage is that its weak script and star-centric direction give it essentially one character. Bullock is convincing in her despair and frazzled ambivalence — you can almost forgive her for waking each morning with perfectly applied eyeliner. But she doesn’t play off anyone else. Tight close-ups on her face and herky-jerky POV-cam scenes — where we can’t tell what’s going on because Linda can’t — increase the sense of claustrophobia. McMahon, who plays the roguish plastic surgeon on TV’s “Nip/Tuck,” can do nuance, but his character here is underwritten. Jim and Linda never have a believable relationship, and their kids . . . well, they look adorable and play hopscotch. The film’s view of family life is as plastic as that idyllic first scene. When you take away that emotional dimension, all that’s left is the time-hopping conundrum, which most viewers will grasp long before Linda does. The movie fudges its ending, too — it can’t decide whether to leave us in a fog of New Age serendipity, à la M. Night Shyamalan, or with a cold touch of cosmic irony. Maybe the multiplexes aren’t safe for real weirdness yet. m MARGOT HARRISON

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(���� )�����* (���� %�����+ & & & %������ (�����+� the struggle of three Sudanese men to adjust to life in the United States. Nicole Kidman narrates. Brad Pitt executive produced. (86 min, PG. Roxy) I THINK I LOVE MY WIFE��1/2 Chris Rock wrote, directed and stars in this comic look at the pros and cons of married life. With Kerry Washington and Gina Torres. (94 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Palace) LITTLE CHILDREN���� In this chilling suburban drama based on the book by Tom Perrotta, Kate Winslet plays a stay-at-home mom who has an affair with a rebellious stay-at-home dad. With Jennifer Connelly, Patrick Wilson and Jackie Earle Healey. (137 min, R. Stowe) MUSIC AND LYRICS��� Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore are paired in this romantic comedy about a washed-up pop star who gets a shot at a comeback when he’s invited to write and record a duet with the music industry’s reigning diva. Brad Garrett costars. Marc Lawrence directs. (100 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Essex, Majestic, Palace) NOTES ON A SCANDAL���� Cate Blanchett and Judi Dench are paired in director Richard Eyre’s big-screen version of the Zoe Heller bestseller concerning two schoolteachers locked in an escalating battle of wits. (92 min, R. Roxy) PAN'S LABYRINTH����� Guillermo Del Toro directs this fable about a young girl who creates a private world filled with fantastical creatures as a way of coping with the horrors of life in fascist post-war Spain. Sergi Lopez and Ariadna Gil star. (120 min, R. Roxy) PREMONITION��1/2 Apparently the tepid reception of The Lake House wasn’t enough to put Sandra Bullock off time-travel head scratchers. In this one, she plays a woman whose husband has died in a car accident that may not have actually happened yet. Julian McMahon, Nia Long and Peter Stormare costar. (110 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Palace) THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND���1/2 From Touching the Void director Kevin MacDonald comes this fictionalized political drama centering on the barbaric antics of real-life Ugandan dictator Idi Amin. Starring Forest Whitaker and James McAvoy. (121 min, R. Roxy) THE LIVES OF OTHERS����1/2 Ulrich Muehe plays an operative for the East German secret police assigned to spy on a celebrated writer and his girlfriend in this political thriller, which took the Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film. Sebastian Koch and Martina Gedeck costar. Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck directs. (137 min, R. Roxy) THE NUMBER 23 1/2� Joel Schumacher directs this supernatural thriller about a disturbed individual who becomes obsessed with the number 23 after he discovers a book he believes is about his own life. Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen and Danny Huston star. (95 min, R. Majestic) THE QUEEN����1/2 Helen Mirren stars in this look behind

the scenes at the life of Elizabeth II and her relationships with, among others, Tony Blair and the late Princess Diana. With Michael Sheen, James Cromwell and Sylvia Syms. Stephen Frears directs. (103 min, PG-13. Roxy) VENUS���� Peter O’Toole plays an aging actor who forges an improbable and moving alliance with an insolent teenage girl. Jodie Whittaker and Vanessa Redgrave costar. Roger Michell directs. (95 min, R. Welden) WILD HOGS�� John Travolta, Tim Allen, William H. Macy and Martin Lawrence join forces for this comedy about a gang of middle-aged bikers. Walt Becker directs. (99 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Stowe, Welden) ZODIAC���� Robert Downey, Jr. and Jake Gyllenhaal star in director David (Se7en, Fight Club) Fincher’s fact-based thriller about the unsuccessful search for a serial killer who terrorized the San Francisco Bay area in the ‘70s. With Mark Ruffalo, Gary Oldman and Brian Cox. (160 min, R. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Welden)

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Number 23 9:25. friday 23 — thursday 29 *TMNT 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:10, 9:25. *The Last Mimzy 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 6:55, 9:15. *Shooter 12:50, 3:40, 6:40, 9:35. *The Hills Have Eyes 2 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:40. *Reign Over Me 12:45, 3:30, 6:25, 9:20. 300 1, 3:50, 7, 9:40. Premonition 1:10, 4:10, 6:35, 9:10. Wild Hogs 1:05, 4, 7:05, 9:30. Dead Silence 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. I Think I Love My Wife 2:35. Bridge to Terabithia 12:35, 4:40, 6:45. Zodiac 9.

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Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8994. wednesday 21 — thursday 22 Zodiac 5, 8. Music and Lyrics 4, 6 & 8 (Wed). friday 23 — thursday 29 Zodiac 5, 8. Music and Lyrics 4, 6, 8. Closed Monday & Tuesday.

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Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 21 — thursday 22 300 1, 4, 7, 9:40. Bridge to Terabithia 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:45. Ghost Rider 1, 4, 7, 9:30. I Think I Love My Wife 12:30, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:30. Music and Lyrics 12:15, 2:30, 4:50, 7:20, 9:45. Premonition 12:15, 2:45, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45. Wild Hogs 12:15, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30. Zodiac 12:45, 4:10, 7:30. friday 23 — thursday 29 *The Hills Have Eyes 2 12:30, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 9:40. *The Last Mimzy 12:15, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30. *Shooter 1, 4, 7, 9:45. *TMNT 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:20, 9:30. 300 1, 4, 7, 9:40. Bridge to Terabithia 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20. I Think I Love My Wife 9:40. Premonition 12:15, 2:45, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45. Wild Hogs 12:15, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30.

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he first time I had dinner with my future husband, it was love at first bite. Even while we were still perusing the menu, at Burlington’s Smokejacks, it became clear that we were jazzed about all the same dishes: an appetizer of nearly raw tuna atop cucumber “noodles,â€? a smoked pork chop entrĂŠe, and soft, oozing cheeses. Given the similarity of our desires, he suggested we share: a swoonworthy romantic tactic. As he forked up mouthfuls of mashed potato and I twirled tender pork through drizzles of sauce, I watched carefully to make sure he didn’t try to sneak the bigger, juicier bits. He didn’t. Plus, he moved fluidly from discussing the herbs and spices used in each dish — the apricots accompanying our cheese were soaked in clove syrup — to a conversation about Flaubert’s Madame Bovary. As far as I’m concerned, the combination of food and intellectual conversation is as sexy as it gets — at least during the early phase of courtship. By the end of the evening I was smitten. We meandered along the waterfront, reminiscing about other wonderful meals and showing off by reciting snippets of various poems we’d been forced to memorize in school. After reaching Battery Park, we sat down on the bench swing and looked out at the water. I got chilly and he put his arm around me. And then we enjoyed another benefit of sharing food — the inability to detect onions or garlic if you’ve been eating them yourself. A year and a half later, we sat on that same swing while a justice of the peace worked his magical marrying mojo. Our next stop was Smokejacks, where we shared our first meal as a legal unit. But for me, the path to connubial cuisine was paved with a few significant others — and a slew of insignificant oth-

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foundations of American cheese, iceberg lettuce and rubbery bacon. After a while, I gave up suggesting other options. Desperate for haute, I had to settle for bloat: not-so-super “super melts,” 430-cal chocolate Frostys, and stringy steaks accompanied by a staggering number of allyou-can-eat sides. If we’d stayed together, I’d probably now weigh 300 pounds and be wrist-deep in “Shake-n-Bake.” In college there was Ryan — the first tortured artist type I’ve ever hung out with, the guy who introduced me to “cinema.” We spent weeks lying in his bed watching films by Truffaut, Hitchcock and Peckinpah. Ryan also introduced me to the world of severe stomach disorders. He was afflicted with bleed-

I tried to convince him to give up the Hellman’s and the booze, but to no avail. In my book, the standard lunch should bring joy, not anguish, but Ryan seemed to have a Dosteoevskian need to punish himself. Instead of psychological flagellation, he chose food-induced prostration. I was grossed out by the selfloathing he expressed through his food and beverage choices — and by the fact that I was eating the same junk he was. It didn’t last. I was in my mid-twenties, working at a gourmet-food store, when I started my cookbook collection. I didn’t have insurance, but I subscribed to Food & Wine. I couldn’t afford cable TV, but my fridge held seven different kinds of mustard. That’s when I had an epiphany: I needed to turn my food obsession into a career.

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My fantasy man and I would travel the world, slurping kway teow noodles in Malaysia and sampling kleinur “doughnuts” in Iceland. ing ulcers — intense pain was the main reason we spent so much time lolling in front of his television. But Ryan was a trouper: The amount of tobacco smoke that blew through his body in a day could have cured 10 hams, and I had the feeling that his beer intake actually impacted the price of malt and barley on the U.S. market. In addition, he tended to use food mainly as a vehicle for mayonnaise-based condiments. We noshed on frozen fish sticks with tartar sauce and chunks of iceberg lettuce floating in seas of ranch dressing and topped it all off with Chocotaco desserts. For Ryan, each meal was followed by a period of writhing, with an occasional trip to the ER.

Since I was single and living alone, I had plenty of time to imagine the kind of person I wanted to be with. For the first time, I realized that my ideal partner had to love food as much as I did. My fantasy man and I would travel the world, slurping kway teow noodles in Malaysia and sampling kleinur “doughnuts” in Iceland. At home, we’d dine at Café Shelburne and Christophe’s on the Green. I was pretty sure I had it all figured out. But even after realizing my desire for a partner who was a daring diner, I accidentally fell for a vegan. I was back in school as a non-traditional student, and Nathan was a young philosophy professor with blue eyes and a dashing tendency

sweetie cooks for me and does the dishes. Besides sleeping and watching TV, most people probably spend more time eating with their partners than just about anything else. So what better way to divine someone’s qualities? Does she gobble her food without actually tasting it? Don’t expect a lot of foreplay. Does he steal the last piece of cake from the fridge, even though you were saving it? Keep your eye on the bank account. In love with a super-picky eater? Don’t expect her to get excited about new hobbies. Forget what they say about the eyes being windows on the soul. For a true taste of someone’s essence, pay attention to the taste buds. >

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Maybe the name “Wine Works” was too, well, oenophilic. By the time Seven Days hits the streets this week, the St. Paul Street bar with the comfy leather couches and mod interior will have changed its name to “Drink.” The business isn’t changing ownership and will still have a great wine list. The few changes to the menu have already been implemented, according to owners Bill and Melissa Shahady, who’ve been partners in the wine bar since its inception in 1999. They say the name change is intended to reflect the variety of potent potables they serve. “We’re getting creative with all kinds of drinks,” Bill explains.

Non-vinous beverages at the bar include nine different kinds of mojitos and nine Cosmopolitans, along with a slew of cocktails made with Drink’s house-infused liquors. “A lot of people have done infusions,” Bill says, “but we’re the only place that has this many.” Varieties include vodka flavored with tea, berries or Jolly Rancher candies. The candy version is “by far the most popular,” says Melissa. Another fun concept: Specialty shots with wacky names such as “Let the Wookie Win,” a blend of Kahlua, Irish Cream and Grand Marnier. “Trav’s Broken Dreams” features vodka, Chambord and sour mix. Those who choose not to booze will soon have their own new option: Vermont’s Pop Soda. The Shahadys have pumped up offerings on the food side of the equation, too. In addition to their spinach and artichoke dip, which they “can’t take off the menu,” given the level of customer demand, they serve up grilled pizettes, an antipasto plate and “The World’s Best” mac and cheese. What makes it so good? A combo of cheddar, scallions, bacon, tomatoes and sour cream. Oenophiles may miss the one-ounce servings of wine, which will no longer be available. Bill concedes that offering was a promotion for the retail store. The couple sold the wine-store portion of the business to a former staff member last January. One aspect of the old Wine Works that will be sticking around: classes and tastings. But they won’t be just about grapes anymore. “We’ll have a class on vodka,” Melissa says, “and on beer.”

Bitchin’ ’bout Bagels MARK-UP AT THE MARKET DRAWS IRE

Who says letters to the editors can’t change the world? Or at least the local co-op. “As a member of the Burlington community,” Clara Rosenthal wrote in a recent missive, “I feel it is in my best interest to keep the general public aware of what is going on in their town, as well as my right to kvetch.” What has Rosenthal up in arms? Nothing less than a proposed increase in the price of bagel sandwiches at City Market. Originally priced at $3, “The bagel sandwiches at City Market have always been the best deal,” she explains. “Now these same sandwiches are going up to $5.99 . . . the price of a City Market sandwich is

no longer sustainable.” Besides sending her letter, Rosenthal voiced her complaint to the deli manager at the co-op and posted an online petition that’s garnered 27 signatures to date. By the time Seven Days contacted Neil Delaney, City Market deli manager, he was already backpedaling. “After many discussions with customers, we really examined how we’re going to cost out our sandwiches,” he explained. “Our biggest outcry was actually from . . . folks who work here.” Still, Delaney says the price couldn’t remain where it was. “We were literally giving them away,” he explains. “Bagels are a lot more expensive than sliced bread and wraps.” Plus, the local rounds, made by The Bagel in the New North End, are really large. The deli staff uses a half-sandwich portion of meat and cheese on each bagel-wich, but the condiments and veggies piled on top are practically full-sized servings. The original plan was to use a full portion of meat and cheese on a bagel “and charge a full sandwich price,” Delaney says. This rationale didn’t satisfy protesters. “Who wants more filling on a bagel sandwich that is already hard enough to stuff into your mouth?” asks Rosenthal. So City Market came up with a new scheme: Leave the sandwich at its current size and increase the price by a smaller margin. The cheapest option, a half sandwich on bread or a wrap, will be $3.49, a bagel-wich $4.49, and a full sandwich $5.99. How did the pricing get so out of whack in the first place? “Everything is more expensive now,” says Delaney. That goes for meat and cheese, veggies and premium condiments like pesto and olive tapenade that are made in-house. Delaney points out, “We’re starting to see things on invoices like fuel surcharges that we never had to pay before. Plus, we commit to buying local as much as we can.” His final thrust: “We pay full health insurance for employees . . . they get paid vacations.” Spread that on your bagel.

Spring into Action NEIGHBORS OF A DEFUNCT CORNER STORE CONSIDER ITS FUTURE

The Springflower Market on St. Paul Street in Burlington is up for sale. But, rather than letting real-estate supply and demand determine its next incarnation, residents of the neighborhood want to weigh in. After a rousing discussion on the online network Front Porch Forum, Joey Corcoran of South Winooski Avenue offered to host a meet-up at her house. A dozen people showed up, including Gregory Clairmont, the realtor who is representing the property, Democratic City Councilor Andy Montroll and Emily and Chris Conn, who live right across the street from Springflower. The Conns dream about opening their own café and market. Although they don’t have the money to buy the place outright, they hope to find an investor willing to put up the capital. The couple came to the meeting with business plan in hand. The Conns would like to sell espresso drinks, food cooked over a wood-fired grill and high-quality staples, such as milk, bread and eggs, from local producers. Chris, who cooks at Stone Soup, mentions that he and Emily saw “a coffee shop on nearly every corner” during a recent visit to Brooklyn. He points out that the Fresh Market, half a mile away, does a booming business. The Conns have a goal beyond providing tasty food and beverages: “To support what people in the neighborhood want,” says Chris. Other ideas for the space? Some would love to see a community center where people could hold meetings and practice yoga. Another attendee hopes to open a furniture and art consignment shop in the space. One thing everyone seemed to agree on: The building needs to be better maintained, inside and out. SUZANNE PODHAIZER

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all-time high and new titles coming out all the time, librarians have plenty to choose from. At Fletcher Free Library in Burlington, a keyword search on the term “cookery” yields 1232 different titles. Rutland Free has 859, Kellogg-Hubbard in Montpelier has 733 and the Athenaeum in Saint Johnsbury has a smaller assortment of 229. With so many titles on the market, how do librarians decide? Penelope Pillsbury, library director at Brownell, reads reviews in Booklist, The Library Journal and Publisher’s Weekly, and pays attention to the New York Times bestseller list. Robert Resnik, who has been buying cookbooks for the Fletcher Free Library for 17 years, also snaps up “the newest, most colorful and most beautiful,” but he’s even more excited about the strange and obscure. “I get trembly when I find a book on a cuisine I’ve never seen before,” he says. No wonder Burlington’s

important buzzword for the students. To feed the need the library has recently acquired, for example, Felicia Wu’s The Future of Genetically Modified Crops: Lessons from the Green Revolution and A Field Guide to Buying Organic by Luddene Perry. Public libraries cater to noncooks, too, so they have to be pickier about what they put on their shelves. “We’re trying to cover as many bases as possible,” explains Resnik. “If I have one definitive Vietnamese cookbook and a few back-ups, I declare victory.” Pillsbury recently “weeded” between 100 and 150 books from the cookbook section — the discards will be sold at the library’s next book sale. She got rid of “stuff that doesn’t circulate, stuff that’s not popular anymore,” she explains. Among the deadweight: cookbooks by Jeff Smith, known as the Frugal Gourmet, which were wildly popular until he was accused

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Here you can find 23 books on the topic of “garde manger,” one of the stations in a restaurant kitchen, and 27 titles on food of the Caribbean. Anything deemed a culinary classic is kept at both NECI campuses: Montpelier and Essex. But even taking the duplicates into account, the culinary collection is by far the largest in the area. It includes, for example every edition of The Joy of Cooking and of the Larousse Gastronomique. Also in the NECI collection: 300 titles published in the last five years and 40 different foodrelated periodicals. Cookbooks, especially those with pretty pictures and rigorously tested recipes, don’t come cheap: Many of the gorgeously photographed, hardcover tomes cost between $30 and $50 dollars. Can’t afford to drop that much on a book when you might not like the recipes? That’s where your local public library comes in. With cookbooks sales at an

public library offers titles on topics as diverse as African bush food and creating an authentic Elizabethan feast. It’s not surprising that NECI has esoteric titles, too. Have you ever seen Paul Kovi’s Transylvanian Cuisine, published in 1985? Probably not, but you can find it at both NECI locations. Want Gourmet magazines from 1959? They have those, as well. The selection at a particular library should tell you a little about the culture of the surrounding area. That’s probably why you’ll find 22 books at Fletcher Free on the topic of maple. “My goal has mostly been to reflect the cooking habits and what people are interested in around Burlington,” Resnik explains. “As the population changes and people get more interested in cooking all different kinds of food, they’re more open to wild and crazy cookbooks.” At NECI, according to Allard, sustainability is now an

of child molestation. Resnik also mentions Smith in the context of culling. “Interest in his books just plummeted when people found out what he was really like,” he explains. Another reason to get rid of recipe books: torn pages, gooey splatters and broken bindings. “No matter how wonderful a book is,” Resnik says, “if it looks like someone has chewed it up, nobody will take it out.” What kind of books do librarians hang on to? “It’s a balance between keeping the classics in stock and keeping your ears open for really cool new stuff,” Resnik explains. Pillsbury thinks the same way. She’ll let a book stay if “it’s a standard,” and will keep pretty much anything from Vermont. She confesses that personal preference can come into play. “Sometimes I’m a little less likely to throw out older preserving and canning books, because I like to do that,” she admits. “The personality of the selector” is important,

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Resnik concedes. Fletcher Free has nine books on mushroom foraging and cookery, which happens to be one of his obsessions. NECI has eight. Of course, some books seem to walk away on their own, and which ones disappear can also be telling. At NECI, one title they can’t keep in stock is the easy-to-read, scientific On Food and Cooking by Harold McGee. It’s required for various NECI classes. The library has also lost several copies of the multivolume El Bulli books by celeb chef Ferran Adria. These massive, photo-rich titles cost between $190 and $300 each and won’t be replaced any time soon, according to Allard. At Fletcher Free, Resnik notes that a few barbecue cookbooks have disappeared over the years. Library holdings related to food are mainly found in the 641s —the call numbers for topics on “food and drink” in the Dewey Decimal system. But a dedicated gastronome can find

books relating to food in almost every nook and cranny of the building. Look for tasty movies like Chocolat and Julia Child’s cooking shows in library DVD and VHS collections at the Fletcher Free. There, you can also find recent bestseller The Omnivore’s Dilemma by Michael Pollan cataloged in the “general customs” section of social sciences, while Eat, Drink and Be Healthy, by Walter Willett, M.D. of Harvard, is stacked with books on “promotion of health.” In the children’s room, there are still more scrumptious selections. Just to whet your appetite, check out The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales by Jon Scieszka and If You Give a Mouse a Cookie by Laura Joffe Numeroff. At Brownell, where they partner with NECI on a children’s reading and cooking program, youth librarian Mary Graf is particularly proud of their “multicultural cookbooks for students.” Kids

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Despite its reputation as a hotbed of live music, Burlington has always been something of a DJ town. The well of bands dries up from time to time, but local turntablists rarely miss a beat. They don’t always get a lot of attention, though. That could very well change with the introduction of a new DJ service organization, Lotus Entertainment. The company is the brainchild of DJ ZJ (a.k.a. Zach Johnson) and Rikki Thiel, who created Lotus to satisfy clients looking for more than cheesy pop hits cued up on an iPod. “We can identify with the youth of today, because we are the youth,” states their website, www.LotusMusicVt.com. As long as they aren’t “Electric Youth.” ’Cause that’s Debbie Gibson’s territory. In addition to serving up fresh beats, Lotus is starting up a DJ school, which will offer beginner, intermediate and expert classes. Don’t have your own set of steel wheels? No worries. The company will provide equipment and records as part of its tuition. They also plan on launching a clothing line at some point in the near future, so keep your eyes out for lids and hoodies. Lotus’ local roster includes DJs A-Dog, Anubus, CRE8, Russell, Strongarm and, of course, ZJ. Representing the “international” talent (which, unsurprisingly, includes Montréal) are DJs Killa Jewel, Mana, Revolution and Rob Swift. Swift, a former member of world-renowned turntablists the X-Ecutioners, is indeed deadly on the decks. The Queens-born DJ will be on hand for the Lotus launch party, which takes place at Plan B on Thursday, March 22. You can also expect appearances from nearly every other act on the company’s roster, as well as giveaways and a screening of Swift’s new DVD, As the Tables Turn. The show takes place at 9 p.m.; tickets are $10, and can be purchased at Steez in Burlington. Call 310-4700 for more info.

DEPT. OF WASTED TIME If you’re between the ages of, say, 28 and 40, you no doubt grew up playing a lot of “classic” videogames, such as “Super Mario Brothers” and “Double Dragon”. And chances are, you could remember the theme to Castlevania better than “America the Beautiful.” I was gonna say

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the national anthem, but that’s too easy . . . I hope. If the music from Mike Tyson’s “Punch Out” is still stuck in your head, or if you’re a young pup who wants to know why us oldsters are still stuck on 8-bit audio, you might wanna check out The Kode, a videogame music tribute act coming to Club Metronome on Friday, March 23. The Boston-based band prides itself on the accuracy of its renditions, which are performed on traditional rock instruments, such as drums, guitar and keyboards. The Kode claim “all of the songs are played at the same tempo as the originals,” and that the “arrangements and harmonies are kept intact, accurately detailing every nuance.” So prepare to be pwned, h8erz. That’s called “leet speak,” but I don’t have time to explain it here. Let’s just say it’s for all my geeks, yo. I recently checked out a few songs online at www.MySpace.com/TheKonamiKode, and was impressed at how tight the band is. They must’ve spent as much time with their hands on their axes as their controllers. Who needs a social life when you’ve got game?

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include a Washburn acoustic guitar from Advance Music, a recording session at Egan Media, a band photo shoot with shutterbug Sean Cooley, an opening slot at Nectar’s and an invitation to do it all over again at First Night Burlington’s 2008 Battle of the Bands. Good luck, and may the best band win.

SCREEN JAMS The Green Mountain Film Festival is currently underway in Montpelier, so I thought I’d make a quick mention about a locally themed flick that also happens to be music-related. On Friday, March 23, at 8 p.m., the Langdon St. Café will host the premiere of The Northeast Kingdom Music Festival Film. The movie collects footage from the 2004, 2005 and 2006 editions of the event, which takes place each August at the Chilly Ranch in Albany, Vermont. Included in the doc are performances by Gogol Bordello, Saul Williams, Cyro Baptista & Beat the Donkey, Anaïs Mitchell, Hieroglyphics and Toubab Krewe, to name a few. Produced by Chris Pepino of L.A.-based True Form Pictures, the 60-minute feature also contains interviews and crowd footage. It’s almost like being there, minus the sunburn and mosquito bites. T-shirts, posters and a pair of passes to this year’s concert will be raffled off at the screening. Following the flick is Jay Ekis’ “Solid Gold Sing-Along,” which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. For more info, contact NEKMF honcho Ed DuFresne at 229-9942, or shoot an email to edified2@hotmail.com.

A couple of weeks ago, I let you know about a Battle of the Bands hosted by the Vermont Youth Orchestra, who are hoping to earn some scratch for their big trip to China later this year. The event takes place on Wednesday, March 21, at the Higher Ground Ballroom. According to VYO rep Lisamarie Charlesworth, the organization had more than 20 bands submit demos since announcing the benefit/battle last Potty-mouthed comedian/troubadour the Reverend Nathan Brady month. “Two bands have VYO kids in them, the rest Crain recently tipped me off to his upcoming activities, which include are all local musicians at the high school and college a CD release party and a major tour that’ll take him at least as far as level,” she says. Oklahoma. The show isn’t The Rev. plans to unveil his new, non-musical comedy disc, Piss gonna be microof Fire, this Friday at Plan B. The show starts at 7:30 p.m. and costs managed by grown$12. Admission also includes a copy of the disc. ups, either. “It’s After the show, it’s on to the road. “I’m moving into a camper almost entirely stuthis week, and am basically going to remain on tour for the foreseedent-run,” able future,” he says. “It’s nuts.” If he makes it back in one piece, there’ll be another comedy show ROB SWIFT Charlesworth offers. “The VYO elects at City Hall Auditorium on April 27 with fellow jokester Lisa Nagle. officers each season, and this is the Crain hopes to release a disc of his Americana tunes early next year, gang that’s in charge, along with a and has already booked a date at Chandler Music Hall in Randolph to committee of other students.” celebrate. To stay abreast of his every move, visit There are some fancypants www.MySpace.com/rnbc. adults on the judges’ panel, however. Arbiters include Dave Grippo, Amber DeLaurentis and Jon Fishman, who will try not to make the bands nervous while evaluating their talent. Contestants might wanna keep REVEREND NATHAN BRADY CRAIN their minds on the prizes, which

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ENSEMBLE V (free-jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. UVM JAZZ PROGRAM JAM PRESENTS: POST-BOP, Parima, 8 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. JOHN CRONIN (singer-songwriter), Rí Rå Irish Pub, 9 p.m. NC. NICHOLAS CASSARINO TRIO (jazz), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. WHIPLASH (drum ’n’ bass DJ), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. STRICTLY FOR THE BIRDS (eclectic rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. BEATS & PIECES WITH DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. JOHN DEMUS PRESENTS: ENCORE (roots-reggae), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. BATTLE OF THE BANDS (VYO benefit), Higher Ground Ballroom, 7:30 p.m. $10/12. AA. GIRLYMAN, ADRIANNE (folk-pop, rock singer-songwriter), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7:30 p.m. $8/10. AA. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT WITH CELTIC THYME, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Rooney’s 1820 Coffeehouse, 6 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8:30 p.m. NC.

:: central OXO (rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. KATE PARADISE WITH JOE DAVIDIAN & JOHN RIVERS (jazz; CD release party), Langdon St. CafÊ, 7:30 p.m. Donations. ROB WILLIAMS (solo acoustic), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern FRED BRAUER (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

THU.22 :: burlington area

JAZZ JAM, Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; SHANE HARDIMAN GROUP (jazz), 8 p.m. NC; ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), 10 p.m. NC. ACOUSTIC LOUNGE WITH KAMARY PHILLIPS, Parima, 8:30 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & KAREN BECKER (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. ADAM EZRA BAND (rock), Rí Rå Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. A-DOG PRESENTS: THE AZTEXT (hiphop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. KLIQUE (minimal techno), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT TRIVIA, Nectar’s, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by RICK REDDINGTON & THE LUV MACHINE, BURNING UP! (rock, jam), 9 p.m. NC. EAMES BROTHERS BAND, HAMMER & SAW, BRETT HUGHES’ WRECKING BALL (blues, old-time, singersongwriter), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop, r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. LION PRIDE SOUND (reggae DJ), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. LOTUS ENTERTAINMENT LAUNCH PARTY WITH DJ ROB SWIFT, & GUESTS (hip-hop, breakbeat), Plan B, 9 p.m. $10. ANDREW GILL (singer-songwriter), Monkey House, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. FEAR OF MUSIC, ROKU (Talking Heads tribute, jazz), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $7/10. AA. THE AUTUMN DEFENSE, THE SINGLEMAN AFFAIR (indie-rock, pop, Americana), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7:30 p.m. $10/12. AA. BOB MCKENZIE BAND (rock), Backstage Pub, 7:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC.

WCLX BLUES NIGHT WITH THE DOG CATCHERS, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. TARYN NOELLE TRIO (jazz), Rooney’s 1820 Coffeehouse, 6 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley OXO (rock), B.U. Emporium, 8 p.m. NC.

:: central REV. NATHAN BRADY CRAIN (Americana), Bolton Valley Resort, 8 p.m. NC. STEEL RAIL (bluegrass), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. AVI & CELIA (bluegrass, blues, Americana), Langdon St. CafÊ, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by STRING COLLECTIVE (old-time), 9:15 p.m. Donations. LASH FAMILY BAND (eclectic), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 8 p.m. NC. REGGAE DANCEHALL PARTY (DJ), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. NC. BLANCHARD & STOCKING (rock), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. Donations.

:: northern LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop, r&b), Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. CHAZ DEPAULO (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. BLUES NIGHT, Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. REBECCA PADULA (contemporary folk singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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:: champlain valley CITY LIMITS DANCE PARTY WITH DJ EARL, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central GORDON STONE BAND (funkgrass), Bolton Valley Resort, 9 p.m. NC. VORCZA (progressive groove-jazz), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. HONKY-TONK HAPPY HOUR WITH MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS, Langdon St. Café, 6 p.m. Donations, followed by “NORTHEAST KINGDOM MUSIC FESTIVAL MOVIE,” 8 p.m. Donations, followed by JAY EKIS PRESENTS: SOLID GOLD SING-ALONG, 10 p.m. NC. EAMES BROTHERS BAND (original blues), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. BLUE LIGHT LOUNGE WITH GIOVANNI ROVETTO (jazz), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. Donations. SNAKE MOUNTAIN MOONSHINERS (vintage country), Purple Moon Pub, 7:30 p.m. $3. NOBBY REED PROJECT (blues), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $10. EXTRA STOUT (acoustic), Iron Lantern, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. LUCID (jam), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. DJ DANCE PARTY, Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. HARMONICA RED & THE NEW HEARD (New Orleans funk, zydeco), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $5-7. TERRY DIERS (r&b, gospel), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. (rock), 10 p.m. NC. The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571. TARYN NOELLE & THE UNUSUAL American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Amigos Cantina, 4 Merchants Row, Middlebury, 388-3624. SUSPECTS (jazz), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182. DJ RAUL (Latin beats), Adrianas Up, Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. 11 p.m. NC. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Bad Girls Café, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025. THE COMPLAINTS (rock), Rí Rá Irish Ball & Chain Café, 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050. Pub, 10 p.m. NC. Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752. Bangkok Bistro & Thai Steakhouse, 2403 Shelburne Rd., S. Burlington, 985-5577. ONESIDE (funk, rock), Red Square, 9 Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. p.m. NC, followed by DJ A-DOG Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Drive, Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. (hip-hop), midnight. $3. Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. STEREOPHONIC (jazzy downtempo DJ), The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877. 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. ADAM EZRA (singer-songwriter), Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by 0361. DUB IS A WEAPON, THE ATTIC, Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. (reggae, dub, rock), 9 p.m. $5. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. RETRONOME (’80s dance party), Club Blue Star Café, 28 Main St., Winooski, 654-8700. Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283. BILL COSBY (comedy), Memorial Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Auditorium, 5 p.m. $43-54/48-60. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. 5 p.m. AA. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. DEJA VU WITH DJ ROBBIE J. & Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. GUESTS (retro, top 40), Second Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Floor, 9 p.m. NC. Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101. DJ C-LOW (hip-hop), Ruben James, 10 Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. p.m. NC. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. DJS ANUBUS & J.J. (hip-hop, reggae), City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963. Plan B, 9 p.m. NC. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. ACTION! JACKET (rock), Monkey Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. House, 9 p.m. $3-5. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS WITH BILL Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. KIRCHEN, SLIPPERY SNEAKERS Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. (honky-tonk, rockabilly, zydeco; Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Foggy’s Notion, One Lawson Lane, Burlington, 862-4544. Cancer Patient Support benefit), Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Emerald Grand Ballroom, Sheraton 8 Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. p.m. $15. AA. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Global Markets Café, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210. CLASS CLOWN, FOR VALOR, Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. STEPHANIE KEESLER, OF ALL Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. THINGS (pop-punk, rock, singerGreen Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. songwriter; farewell show), Higher Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Ground Ballroom, 7 p.m. $5/7. AA. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. LATIN DANCE PARTY WITH DJ HECHardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. TOR (salsa, merengue), Higher Harper’s Restaurant, 1068 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 863-6363. Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. The Hub, Airport Drive, Bristol, 453-3678. $6/8. AA. Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. HIGHROLLERS (rock), Lincoln Inn Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474. Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. LIVE MUSIC, Backstage Pub, 9:30 p.m. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. NC. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291. p.m. NC. Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. JIM & CHAZ (rock), Banana Winds Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Café, 9 p.m. NC. Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. 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Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317. Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Melting Pot Café, Rt. 2, East Montpelier, 223-1303. Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044. Middle Earth Music Hall, Barton St., Bradford, 222-4748. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd., Williamstown, 443-6106. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. 1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209. Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, 518-324-2200. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Piecasso Pizza & Lounge, 1899 Mountain Road, Stowe, 253-4111. Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003. Pitcher Inn, 275 Main Street, Warren, 496-6350. Plan B, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-0742. Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Rooney’s 1820 Coffeehouse, 6 Carmichael St., Essex Jct. 878-4900. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, 859-5013. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Stowe Coffee House, Rt. 57 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189. Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Drive, Colchester, 654-8008. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Three Stallion Inn, 655 Stock Farm Rd., Randolph, 728-5575. Toscano Café & Bistro, 27 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Road, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6607. Waf’s Westside Deli, 165 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0290. Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100. Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469. Wine Bar at Wine Works, 1331x6-redsquare032107.qxd St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463. 3/19/07 Zoe’s Tack Room & Café, 3825 Rt. 7, Charlotte, 425-5867.

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1. Arcade Fire — Neon Bible 2. Neil Young — Live at Massey Hall 1971 3. Lucinda Williams — West 4. Son Volt — Search 5. Manchester Orchestra — I’m Like a Virgin Losing a Child 6. Amy Winehouse — Back to Black 7. The Shins — Wincing the Night Away 8. Various Artists — Stax 50th Anniversary 9. Fujiya & Miyagi — Transparent Things 10. Peter, Bjorn & John — Writer’s Block

1. Arcade Fire — Neon Bible 2. Lucinda Williams — West 3. Anaïs Mitchell — The Brightness 4. Maddub — Live at the Northeast Kingdom Music Festival 5. Norah Jones — Not Too Late 6. Ry Cooder — My Name is Buddy 7. Brett Dennen — So Much More 8. Kate Paradise — You Stepped Out of a Dream 9. Lily Allen — Alright Still 10. Paolo Nutini — These Streets

1. Neil Young — Live at Massey Hall 1971 2. Lucinda Williams — West 3. Dokken — From Conception: Live 1981 4. Red Hot Chili Peppers — Stadium Arcadium 5. Keith Urban — Love, Pain & the Whole Crazy Thing 6. Arcade Fire — Neon Bible 7. Norah Jones — Not Too Late 8. Van Morrison — At the Movies 9. Hot Tuna — Hits 10. Rhino Bucket — No Song Left Behind

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BILL KIRCHEN, HAMMER OF THE HONKY-TONK GODS (Proper Records, CD)

Honky-tonk guitar hero Bill Kirchen is one of the most respected axe men in America, but he’s never become a household name. Born and bred in Ann Arbor, Michigan, Kirchen first appeared on the national radar as a founding member of Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen, one of the earliest acts to fuse traditional country music and hairy rock ’n’ roll. Since then, he’s appeared on others’ records, from pop-rockers Nick Lowe and Elvis Costello to rockabilly gods Gene Vincent and Link Wray. Kirchen has also released several albums of his own, the latest of which is the terrifically titled Hammer of the Honky-Tonk Gods. The disc finds Kirchen in fine form, both vocally and instrumentally, and also features a crack band including Lowe on bass and backing vocals. Hammer covers a lot of musical territory — feisty rockabilly, broken-down balladry, Western swing, even a bluesy number or two. To his credit, Kirchen sounds like he’s having a blast in each and every style. The album opens with the title track, which not only serves as a declaration of intent but also a minihistory of early rock guitar. “It was born at the junction of form and function / It’s the Hammer of the Honky-Tonk Gods,� Kirchen drawls before launching a volley of white-hot, blues-tinged licks. A cool desert vibe pervades “Rocks into Sand,� which features campfire strums framed by somber electric passages. “So we went to the hill and built us a town / With beautiful views from miles around /When the mountains shook and tumbled down / We knew we built on shaky ground,� Kirchen sings on this countrified ode to impermanence. “Skid Row in My Mind� slows things down even further, with Kirchen offering a lament for a broken family. The song features aching piano and minimal percussion, underscoring the overall feeling of grief. “I got proof of my success on my office wall and desk / But in this frame of mind, I’m barely half alive / Tomorrow I’ll run over, try to see the kids at recess time / And I’ll hide so they don’t run to me / I’m on skid row in my mind,� he dejectedly sings. Things pick up again with a smoky cover of “Devil With a Blue Dress On,� on which Kirchen gets more than a little diabolical with his six-string. The swing-infused “One More Day� — an effervescent hybrid of Django Reinhardt and Chet Atkins — immediately follows. If you like your twang served straight up with a side of rockabilly dazzle, Hammer of the Honky-Tonk Gods will no doubt hit the spot. Hear Kirchen alongside local barnstormers Starline Rhythm Boys and Rhode Island zydeco act Slippery Sneakers in a benefit for the Cancer Patient Support Program at the Sheraton Grand Emerald Ballroom this Saturday. CASEY REA

(Self-released, CD)

Linda Warnaar, a talented musician and songwriter from Barnet, Vermont, has composed and performed a wide variety of music in the North Country for nearly 20 years. A master of many styles, she demonstrates her musical agility on her latest CD, Spin. The disc contains a marvelously eclectic mix of originals, and features production and instrumental assistance from percussionist/bassist Micah Carbonneau. Warnaar comes from a family that includes multiple generations of big-band trumpet players. Though there is no brass on Spin, her jazz sensibilities are very much present. In addition to her expressive voice, Warnaar’s main instrument is a nylon string guitar. On a number of tracks, she takes her listeners way far south, blending sinuous Latin grooves with Carbonneau’s beats and rhythms. This makes sense: Warnaar’s musical education includes trips to Cuba for drum lessons. The album’s title track employs a funky “Tallahatchee Bridge�-style riff as a foundation for guest fiddler Doug Reid. The latter also adds Eastern European gypsy violin to “Old Man Grey,� a bluegrass-style murder ballad with a catchy “diddley-dee� refrain. On instrumental duets such as “Alto Plano� and “Yes,� Warnaar and Carbonneau sound comfortable swapping tempo and melody, as though they’ve been playing together for ages. With so many influences, and a songwriter who likes to blend them, Spin could have ended up just a sonic hodgepodge. However, the many musical switch-ups are handled with taste and style — the CD feels like a unified whole. Warnaar and Carbonneau’s musical dance can be heard live this Saturday, March 24, when they celebrate Spin’s release at the Music Box in Craftsbury, an intimate acoustic-music venue. ROBERT RESNIK

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TUE.27 :: burlington area GUAGUA (psychotropical), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; LENDWAY (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m. NC; HONKY-TONK SESSIONS, 10 p.m. NC. JULIETTE MCVICKER, DAN SKEA, JOHN RIVERS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT WITH DMS & SUPER K (reggae, dancehall, hip-hop), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. THE SHOTGUN BANDITS, HIFIDELIC (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. AA. DJ FAT PAT (reggae, funk, soul), Auggie’s Island Grill, 10 p.m. NC. MOONSHINE JAZZ WITH ZAK MITCHELL & NICHOLAS CASSARINO (troubadour jazz), Blue Star Café, 7 p.m. NC. ACOUSTIC PADDY REAGAN, Monkey House, 7 p.m. NC, followed by KELLY RAVIN (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC.

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WED.28 :: burlington area ENSEMBLE V (free-jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. UVM JAZZ PROGRAM JAM PRESENTS: POST-BOP, Parima, 8 p.m. NC. MIKE MARTIN & GEOFF KIM (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. JAZZ NIGHT, Rí Rá Irish Pub, 9 p.m. NC. NICHOLAS CASSARINO BAND (jazz), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. THEORY OF A REVOLUTION (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor,

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dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: Soft-shoed appreciators of Border folk music step out in traditional Lowland formations. Union Elementary School, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $4-6. Info, 879-7618. WEST AFRICAN DRUMMING: Ivory Coast instructor Prosper Kouadio combines traditional steps with live music. Plainfield Community Center, 7-8:30 p.m. $15. Info, 472-3141.

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drama COMEDY SHOW: Rising stand-up star Jay Black coaxes chuckles from audience members at the Campus Center Theater, Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2076.

film ‘LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA’: Clint Eastwood directs this war film about the hopes and fears of Japanese soldiers defending a volcanic island for 40 days in 1945. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. GREEN MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: In the remaining week of this cinema celebration, screenings range from social-justice documentaries about the global coffee business and Vermont’s transracial families, to dramas set in Havana and Cameroon. Various Montpelier locations and times. $7.50. Info, www.greenmountainfilmfestival. org or 262-3456. ‘THE BIG BUY’: This documentary chronicles the criminal investigation of Texas Congressman Tom DeLay on campaign fundraising charges and his efforts to redraw the state’s Congressional districts. Warren Elementary School, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4452.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘THE LAST SUPPER’: A viewing of Ron Slayton’s multi-frame mural painting receives an introduction by the artist’s son Tom Slayton, the retiring editor of Vermont Life. McCarthy Arts Center Gallery, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

words FLYNN/FLETCHER BOOK CLUB: Readers of all ages discuss the works of Dr. Seuss to prep for an upcoming performance of the musical Seussical. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7211. VERMONT WRITERS SERIES: Readers of Mari Tomasi’s 1949 novel Like Lesser Gods discuss its depiction of Barre quarrymen. South Burlington Middle School, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3644.

BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers ponder the British Empire’s heyday, as depicted in Wole Soyinka’s Ake: The Years of Childhood. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7480. MEMORABLE MEMOIRS: Readers explore why Paul Monnette’s book Becoming a Man makes a compelling life story. Warren Public Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 496-4205. POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns reading original verse, selections from favorite authors or folk ballads sans instruments at this multilingual mélange. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467. VT POLITICAL HISTORY: Readers examine Vermont politics in the context of a Vermont History article by Sam Hand about Governor Phil Hoff’s 1962 election. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ERIK ESCKILSEN: The Champlain College faculty member reads from The Outside Groove, his newest book for young adults, and explains where he finds inspiration. Vista Room, Miller Information Commons, Champlain College, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-2700. TAPPED IN: Vermonter Burr Morse contemplates eight generations of maple sugaring on his family’s East Montpelier farm as he reads from his 2006 memoir, Sweet Days and Beyond. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

talks BIODYNAMICS INTRO: May the Force be with you? Holistic farmers explain cultivation methods that include planting by the stars after special soil preparations. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. THEOLOGY & DAILY LIFE: Religion scholar Carol Lee Flinders describes how the life stories of mystics and saints deepen the spiritual experiences of others. Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. THEATRICAL PROTEST: Vermont performance artist and playwright Kathryn Blume discusses how she organized 225,000 people in 59 countries to stage The Lysistrata Project against the inception of the Iraq War. 1x4-beadcrazy032107 3/15/07 Burlington College, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

‘DIFFICULT CONVERSATIONS’: Verbal negotiators learn how to discuss tricky civic issues with community leaders. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 223-9606. NOONTIME CAFE: A consulting curator on a current exhibit about Burlington’s and Winooski’s built environments questions whether the two cities are ready for the 21st century. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. $5. Info, 656-0750. SPRING WILDFLOWERS: Naturalist Rose Paul of the Nature Conservancy guides outdoorspeople to remember ephemeral blossoms. Southern Lake Champlain Valley Program Office, West Haven, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 265-8645, ext. 27. DRUG POLICY: Sanho Tree of the Institute for Policy Study in Washington, D.C., explains why he believes the U.S. war on drugs is addicted to failure. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Donations. Info, 434-2980. ARTHRITIS TALK: A doctor discusses different types of a common joint inflammation disease and explains possible ways to slow their progress. Kintner Chiropractic Center, Jericho, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 899-5400. VT SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS ASSOCIATION: Governor Douglas describes the role of the state’s tech sector; then a panel discussion focuses on the local industry’s economic future. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m. $18 includes lunch. Registration and info, meetings@ vtSDA.org or 878-9155.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. 10:31 AM

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WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. LITTLE LEAGUE REGISTRATION: Indoor practices offer budding batters ages 9 to 12 a chance to sign up for outdoor games. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 4:30-5:45 p.m. Call for cost. Info, www.centercityllburlington. org or 864-5067. FLYING PIG STORY HOUR: Toddlers and preschoolers point out pictures in illustrated volumes. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-7477. PUBLIC SKATING: Metal-shod gliders trace figure-eights and practice puck-hustling moves at Leddy Arena, Burlington, 8:30-11:15 a.m. $4, skate rental $3 per pair. Info, 865-7558.

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VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. VISITOR VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: In 45-minute info sessions, trainees learn how to assist seniors who require help in their homes. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Chace Mill, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, www. cvaa.org or 865-0360. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Seed starters and cutting collectors hear how to add and multiply plants via various propagation methods. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

CABLE-ACCESS LAB: Visual storytellers learn non-linear narrative skills, using Final Cut Express editing systems. CCTV Channel 17 Studio, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 862-3966, ext. 16. LIBRARY BOOK SALE: Stack readers find fresh fodder amid thousands of tomes, organized by subject. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. SPRING SEMINAR SERIES: Music therapist Inger Dybfest considers audible treatments to aid language development and motor skills in special-needs children. Shelburne Commons, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 985-8211. BEAUTY TECHNIQUES: Female cancer patients get an emotional lift from selfcare routines. American Cancer Society, Williston, 3-4:30 p.m. Registration and info, 1-800-227-2345.

BREAKFAST BRAINSTORMING: Employees of nonprofits meet with marketing, advertising, communications and design professionals to learn to better convey their organizations’ messages. Room 217, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-6495. HOMEOWNERSHIP WORKSHOP: Would-be house buyers learn the steps to securing a favorable mortgage. Opportunities Credit Union, Burlington, 5-9 p.m. Free. Info, www.oppsvt.org or 865-8328, ext. 127. CELEBRITY CHEF NIGHT: Essex Elementary School administrators team up with master chef Arnd Sievers to present a four-course charity fundraiser. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, reception 6 p.m., dinner 7 p.m. $42. Reservations and info, 865-6604.

HEALTHY AGING: Elders register for a seven-week program to help them eat and exercise well. Heineberg Senior Center, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3982. HOT CHOCOLATE SOCIAL: Over cocoa made with local milk, Rural Vermont hosts a conversation about family-scale agriculture in the Green Mountain State. New Life Christian Fellowship, Milton, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, www. ruralvermont.org or 223-7222.

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<calendar > THU.22 << 21B GRAND DERANGEMENT: The sevenmember Acadian music and dance ensemble celebrates French-Canadian language and culture at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington; pre-concert party hosted by the Consulate General of Canada in Boston, 6:30 p.m.; concert, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966. WINDSONG: Members of this woodwind quartet perform multi-genre music on flute, oboe, clarinet, bassoon and French horn. Fireside Lounge, IDX Student Life Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-2700. JSC COFFEEHOUSE: Local rock musician John Harrington amps up the Base Lodge, Johnson State College, 8-10:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356. MEDIEVAL MUSIC: The Mala Punica Voices of Wesleyan University sing songs of love and devotion from the Middle Ages. Multipurpose Room, University Heights North, UVM, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0427. RHYTHM & BLUES COFFEEHOUSE: Comedians Jason Lorber and Matt Wohl schtick it to ’em at the Fireplace Lounge, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 9-11 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4200.

dance BEGINNERS’ BALLROOM: Line dancing steps augment sweeping swing, Latin and traditional ballroom-style moves. Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $12. Info, 862-2207. SADIE HAWKINS DANCE: Seniors give waltzing a whirl at a dance that encourages women to ask for partners. St. John’s Club, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. $5 includes lunch. Info, www.champlainseniorcenter.org or 658-3585.

drama ‘THE RED HOUSE MYSTERY’: As a collaborative graduation project, three high school seniors stage their original whodunit adapted from an A.A. Milne novel. Champlain Valley Union High School Auditorium, Hinesburg, 7:30 p.m. $5-8. Info, 482-6955.

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Reservations and info, 479-4127. LIFE DRAWING: Artists 16 and older sketch a live model in various poses using the medium of their choice, with or without instruction. Studio STK, Burlington, lesson 5-6 p.m. $14. Free drawing 6-8 p.m. $8. Info, 657-3333.

words NANCY MEANS WRIGHT: The Vermont mystery author talks about her quirky detective stories set in the Green Mountain State. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘READING THE ARTS’: Readers of Banana Yoshimoto’s Asleep discuss its three short stories to prep for an upcoming performance of contemporary Japanese theater. Murray Room, Howe Library, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-643-4120.

talks COMMERCIAL HISTORY: A photoenhanced presentation details the chronology of business development in Montpelier. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘THE LAST CHAPTER’: Vermont-based death-and-dying expert Stephen Kiernan, author of Last Rites, offers advice on saving money, avoiding physical pain and enjoying family time toward the end of life. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. RED-HOT HISTORY: Long-time local flame fighter David Brown synopsizes the St. Johnsbury Fire Department’s 165-year past. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. ‘WOMEN IN POWER’ CONFERENCE: Former Vermont governor Madeleine Kunin addresses a symposium on shattering the glass ceiling in business, education and politics. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 6:30 p.m. $25 includes dinner. Reservations and info, 922-1124. ‘THE BIGNESS OF EDUCATION’: Archivist and scholar Patricia Carini ties the records of UVM’s progressive Prospect Center to current issues confronting teachers nationwide. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, www.prospectcenter.org or 656-3935. MUSIC HISTORY: Vassar College choral director Christine Howlett describes the 18th-century rise and fall of Europe’s first all-female choruses and orchestras. Room 221, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168. CUBAN MUSIC TODAY: Clave, anyone? Music appreciators hear live percussionists accompany recent audio and video recordings. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. $10. Info, 864-4334. U.S. FOREIGN POLICY: An expert on the Middle East sums up the U.S.’ options in the region’s three current or potential theaters of war. Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College Library, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1356. SHAMBHALA CULTURE: Cara Thornley of the Northeast Kingdom-based, Tibetan Buddhist meditation center KarmĂŞ ChĂśling describes her religion’s philosophy of life. St. Johnsbury House, 1:30-3 p.m. $5. Info, 626-5135.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 21. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. MUSIC TIME: Growing listeners under age 5 contemplate chords and bounce to rhythms. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: Pint-size bladers take to the ice at Leddy Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $6 per family, skate rental $3 per pair. Info, 865-7558.

sport PUBLIC SKATING: See March 21. U.S. FREESTYLE CHAMPIONSHIPS: Superpipe, aerial and mogul competitors go head-to-head with live entertainment and free fireworks. Killington Resort, various times. Free. Info, 800-734-9435.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 21. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488. WATERSHED MEETING: Area residents discuss a five-year plan for protecting the Winooski River watershed. Town Office, Fayston, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 241-1006. MOBILITY FORUM: Queen City residents hear about potential improvements to Cliff Street, then offer their two cents. East/West Conference Room, Miller Information Commons, Champlain College, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7187.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 21. CHARITY BINGO: See March 21. LIBRARY BOOK SALE: See March 21. HOMEOWNERSHIP WORKSHOP: See March 21. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat at the Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202, Vermont Tech, Blair Industrial Park, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965. MANKIND PROJECT: Members of this open men’s group hear how to develop their abilities as leaders, partners, fathers and mentors. Call for East Montpelier location, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, www.mkpvermont.org or 583-4270. SEED STARTING WORKSHOP: Heather Jerret of High Mowing Organic Seeds explains the best way to grow plants for a home garden. City Market, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3659. ‘A DATE WITH HISTORY’: Costume-clad re-enactors mimic famous local historical figures at a music-andfood-enhanced tour of the exhibit “Burlington and Winooski, 1920 to 2020.� Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. $30-35. Info, www.preservationburlington.org or 264-4820. EMPTY BOWL DINNER & SILENT AUCTION: Hungry patrons support a nonprofit that serves local homeless youths, then take home a handcrafted vessel. First Congregational Church, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. $35. Info, 864-7423, ext. 250. ‘LIVING WITH GRIEF’ TELECONFERENCE: Local attendees participate in a national hospice panel discussion about life-limiting illnesses, then hear about Addison County griefsupport resources. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 1:30-4 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 388-4111. SPRING STARS: Telescopes aid exploration of vernal skies during a search for planets and distant galaxies. NorthWoods Stewardship Center, East Charleston, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 723-6551, ext. 112. VT TOUR DE CURE KICKOFF: Past and potential cyclists swap training and nutrition tips at an appetizeraugmented reception for a June race supporting the American Diabetes Association. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-7716, ext. 3643. ST. JO’S TOUR: Prospective students and parents sample a private Catholic curriculum for preschool through eighth grade. St. Joseph School, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 864-5623.

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WHIPLASH EFFECT Word and movement artist Marc Bamuthi Joseph may have been born in Brooklyn, but his roots are in Haiti, where his ancestors lived and died. Last at the Flynn in 2005 with Word Becomes Flesh, a “choreo-poem” of letters to his unborn son, Joseph now leads multiple collaborators in Scourge. The new multimedia production fuses spoken word, theater and dance to hammer home Haiti’s history. Drums, keyboards and a wailing bassoon bolster a dance trio’s execution of African-based choreography and hip-hop against a backdrop of documentary-style footage from the island nation. Throughout, former National Poetry Slam champ Joseph and poet Dahlak Brathwaite connect cane fields, riots and funerals via voodoo wordplay.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. SNOE.DOWN MUSIC FESTIVAL: The indie jam rockers of moe. headline a weekend of Adirondack music and skiing heralding spring. The Disco Biscuits, the SLIP and Little Feat also amp up, and mid-concert ice skating is an option at some venues. Lake Placid, N.Y., various locations, times and prices. Info, www.snoedown.com or 518-523-3330. WOMEN’S INDIE ROCK: California musician Nadine Zahr heads an all-female lineup at Room 195B, Wright Hall, UVM, Burlington, 8-11:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2060. WOODCHUCK’S REVENGE: Local musicians Sandy Morse and Kristina and Peter Cady play foot-tapping country tunes at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. CLASSICAL CONCERT: Clarinetist Elisabeth Leblanc and bassoonist Rachael Elliot join pianist Annemieke Spoelstra in a performance of works by Beethoven, William Hurlstone and Mikhail Glinka. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. CHORAL FEST 2007: Two choral ensembles and an a cappella group concertize with contemporary pop, jazz and 16th-century English madrigals. Hawkins Hall, Giltz Auditorium, SUNY Plattsburgh, 7:30 p.m. $8. Info, 518-564-2180. BISTRO JAZZ NIGHT: Aloha! Adults don Hawaiian shirts and sway to live music by area students at this mellow music department fundraiser. Rutland Town School, 7-9:30 p.m. $5-7 includes dessert, coffee and punch. Info, 775-0566, ext. 2002. CAPRICCIO VIENNOIS: Champagne and dessert accompany Monteverdi Music School faculty members performing music by Mozart, Schubert, Strauss and other Vienna-connected composers. T.W. Wood Gallery and Arts Center, Vermont College, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 229-9000.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. YOUTH DANCE: Movers and shakers ages 12 to 19 rock out freestyle. Holley Hall, Bristol, 7-10 p.m. $5-8. Info, 989-5030. DRUMMING OF CUBA & HAITI: Master drummers and dancers Reynaldo Gonzalez and Johnny Scovel offer workshops in Afro-Caribbean moves and music. Dance Studio, Tarrant Recreation Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, Haitian drumming 4-6 p.m., Haitian dance 6:30-9 p.m. $30. Info, 654-2896. DANCE SOCIAL: Two 30-minute mini-lessons precede a half-hour of practice; then dancers take over an open floor. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $10-15. Info, 598-6757.

drama ‘THE RED HOUSE MYSTERY’: See March 22. ‘SCOURGE’: Haitian-American performance artist Marc Bamuthi Joseph probes the cultural legacy of Haiti with a cast of spoken-word artists, dancers and musicians. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $24-28. Info, 863-5966. ‘THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES’: Eve Ensler’s wise, witty, Obie Awardwinning play delves into women’s experiences. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. Donations. Info, 635-1476.

‘THE TROJAN WOMEN’: A community theater production revives Euripedes’ 415 B.C.E. protest against the ravages of war. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 8 p.m. $14. Info, 651-5962. CABIN FEVER FOLLIES: Audience members can bring dinner and beverages this cabaret-style community variety show. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 583-1674. ‘A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM’: Fairies lead mortals astray in a Vermont Commons School production of Shakespeare’s lush comedy about love and transformation. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 865-8084.

film GREEN MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See March 21. ‘A FORCE MORE POWERFUL’: See March 22, Richmond Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3036. FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT: Bring your hankies to a cinematic version of Wilson Rawls’ hound tale Where the Red Fern Grows. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. ‘BUYER BE FAIR’: Conscious consumers take in this documentary about product certification, then hear a panel discussion between reps from five of Vermont’s fair-trading companies. Big Picture Theater and Café, Waitsfield, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8994. ‘CHILDREN OF MEN’: Set in 2027 London, this dystopia posits paramilitary tyranny after infertility overtakes the human species. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. FILM NIGHT: At a youth-oriented showcase, host Steve Barrows shows selected film clips shot in Vermont by area high school students. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, ext. 307.

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FRI.23 << 23B SPIRITUAL FILM FEST: Five movie screenings in three days probe philosophical questions. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 660-8126.

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talks ‘WOMEN IN POWER’ CONFERENCE: See March 22, 9:40 a.m. - 4 p.m., keynote 2 p.m. Free. Info, 922-1124. Former New Hampshire governor Jeanne Shaheen keynotes a day of panel discussions about building female leadership. PRE-PERFORMANCE LECTURE: Local artists and scholars with ties to Haiti discuss the island nation’s culture and history before a production of Marc Bamuthi Joseph’s Scourge. See calendar spotlight. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966. NATURALIST JOURNEYS: Joshua Farley of the UVM Gund Institute compares the ecology and local economies of Ethiopia, Brazil and the Philippines. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6206. ELECTRA HAVEMEYER WEBB: Shelburne Museum director Stephan Jost introduces the woman who founded the Northeast’s widest-ranging collection of American folk architecture and artifacts. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 21. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See March 21, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5. LITTLE LEAGUE REGISTRATION: See March 21, ages 5 to 8, Boys & Girls Club, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Call for cost. Info, www.centercityllburlington.org or 864-5067. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters over age 3 gather for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. TODDLER TIME: Tykes ages 1-3 let off steam with songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. LINCOLN LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters up to age 5 form good reading habits in a tale-centered song-and-craft session. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216. ‘KIDS’ KNIGHT OUT’: Ages 5-10 enjoy an evening of movies, swimming, food and more at Ross Gymnasium, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5:30-9 p.m. $1015. Registration & info, 654-2721. MOVEMENT & MUSIC: Kids ages 2 to 5 learn about “on the go” science. ECHO, Burlington, 1:15 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See March 21, 10 a.m. U.S. FREESTYLE CHAMPIONSHIPS: See March 22. U.S. FREESTYLE CHAMPIONSHIPS OPENING CEREMONIES: City officials welcome U.S. Olympic skiers to town for a four-day downhill competition. Center Street, Rutland, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380. STOWE SNOW GOLF: Costumed teams of four navigate a hockey net on the fairway to win prizes in a goofy seasonal contest. Starts in the field lot next to the Sunset Grill, Stowe, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. $100-120 per team. Registration and info, www.stowesnowgolf. com or 253-7900.

SINGLES-ONLY SPINNING: Unattached exercisers scope each other out during stationary cycling. Shelburne Health & Fitness, 5:30 p.m. $10. Info, 985-3141.

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etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 21. CHARITY BINGO: See March 21. LIBRARY BOOK SALE: See March 21, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. DESIGNER LOGO FASHION SHOW: Models don original outfits by Anthony Russo at a runway event and silent auction supporting Vermont Cares. Studio STK, Burlington, social hour 7 p.m., show 8 p.m. $20. Info, 657-3333. FISH DINNER: Students from the New England Culinary Institute dress up Lenten fare. St. Augustine Parish Hall, Montpelier, 5-7 p.m. $8. Info, 223-6430. RUMMAGE SALE: Treasure seekers plunder piles of odds and ends at 1416 North Avenue, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5700. VCAM ACCESS ORIENTATION: Would-be video producers get an overview of the facilities, policies and procedures at a local cable TV station. VCAM Channel 15 Studio, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 651-9692. ORGANIC GARDENING WORKSHOP: Plant tenders hear how to grow foods and medicinal herbs with the waxing and waning of the moon. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202. SAXON HILL ARTISAN’S AUCTION: Handmade crafts and an entire wine cellar are among the items up for bidding at this fundraiser for a local school. Catamount Country Club, Williston, appetizers and silent auction, 6:30 p.m.; live auction, 7:30 p.m. $20, plus a bottle of wine worth at least $15. Info, 878-8803. MAPLE OPEN HOUSE WEEKEND: Syrup makers show off their skills during a statewide celebration of sweet stuff. Various Vermont locations and times. Free. Info, www.vermontmaple.org or 800-837-6668.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. SNOE.DOWN MUSIC FESTIVAL: See March 23. CHORAL FEST 2007: See March 23, Hartman Theatre, Myers Fine Arts Building, SUNY Plattsburgh, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 518-564-2180. BRUCE COCKBURN: The Canadian singersongwriter offers solo acoustic numbers about the war on terror, ecological issues and personal relationships. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $26. Info, 728-6464. JOHNNY A.: The Boston-based guitar ace plays jazz, country and rock covers alongside his original compositions, with a backing band. Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-26. Info, 476-8188. ELANA JAMES & THE CONTINENTAL TWO: The Western swing dynamo powers through hot jazz and Gypsy music. See calendar spotlight. United Methodist Church, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $18-20. Info, 388-0216. A CAPPELLA BENEFIT: UVM’s three popmusic vocal groups — the Top Cats, the Cat’s Meow, and Hit Paws — concertize to raise support for local disability services. North Lounge, Billings Student Center, 7-10 p.m. $5. Info, 989-8666. THE HIBERNATORS: Listeners settle down for a hot mix of contemporary bluegrass at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

<calendar > BLUEGRASS GOSPEL PROJECT: The supergroup sings original, Appalachianstyle tunes to support a Vermont youth group’s volunteer efforts in South Carolina. First Congregational Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966. OPERA INSIGHTS: Director Tim Tavcar emcees an evening of live selections from The Pearl Fishers, The Marriage of Figaro and The Masked Ball. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 223-8610. SOCIAL BAND: Two Italian Renaissance pieces and a French chanson herald spring’s arrival at a concert by this dynamic a cappella chorus. Richmond Public Library, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 863-5966. BIG SPIKE BLUEGRASS: Hard-driving traditional tunes emphasize three- and four-part harmonies at the Shoreham School Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 897-2001. SPRING BACH: Violinist Mike Dabrowski performs the complete Partitas for Solo Violin by the Baroque composer famed for his fugues. Trinity Episcopal Church, Shelburne, 7 p.m. $10-15. Info, 985-2827, ext. 14. SACRED HARP SING: Shape-note vocalists sing old-fashioned American choral music at the Grace Congregational Church, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Donations, bring a potluck dish to share at noon. Info, 235-2376. JESSE COOK: The Toronto-based nuevo flamenco guitarist fingers Moorish rhythms at the Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $23-27. Info, 603-448-0400. JENNI JOHNSON: Vermont’s vocal powerhouse belts out jazz and blues standards at the Twilight Theatre, Lyndon State College, Lyndonville, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 748-2600.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: See March 23. DRUMMING OF CUBA & HAITI: See March 23, Cuban drumming noon - 1 p.m., Cuban dance 2:30-5 p.m. GEORGIA COMMUNITY DANCE: Intrepid two-steppers waltz and move nightclub-style, then practice what they’ve learned. Georgia Elementary School Gym, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 598-6757. OTTER CREEK CONTRAS: Caller Chip Hedler keeps dancers moving to traditional tunes by Katie Trautz, Julia Wayne and Geordie Lynd. Holley Hall, Bristol, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 877-3698. SWING DANCE: Beginners absorb a 30-minute intro lesson, then join rock-step experts at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $5. Info, 864-8382. CONTRA DANCE: Cuckoo’s Nest makes music for dancers in clean shoes, and Nils Friedland calls the steps. Tracy Hall, Norwich, family dance 5-6:30 p.m., potluck supper 6:30 p.m., contra dance 8 p.m. $5-8, bring a dish to share. Info, 785-4607. WESTERN SQUARE DANCE: Caller Al Monty of Barre sounds off for the Green Mountain Steppers’ “March Madness”themed do-si-do session. Mater Christi School Gym, Burlington, 6:30-10:30 p.m. Call for cost. Info, 862-2928.

drama ‘THE RED HOUSE MYSTERY’: See March 22. ‘THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES’: See March 23. ‘THE TROJAN WOMEN’: See March 23. CABIN FEVER FOLLIES: See March 23. ‘A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM’: See March 23. LYRIC THEATER SNEAK PREVIEW: Cast members from an upcoming production of Guys and Dolls belt musical numbers at the University Mall, South Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11. BILL COSBY: The veteran comedian and sitcom icon stands up for two familyfriendly shows at Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 5 & 8 p.m. $38-49. Info, 863-5966.

film GREEN MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See March 21. ‘A FORCE MORE POWERFUL’: See March 22, Viva Espresso, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8482. ‘CHILDREN OF MEN’: See March 23, 7 & 9 p.m. SPIRITUAL FILM FEST: See March 23, 11 a.m., 2 & 7 p.m. ‘TRIAL AND AIR’: Snowboarding buffs view Storm Show Studios’ latest adventure-trick flick. Vermont Ski Museum, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 253-9911, ext. 202. ‘50-HOUR FILM PROJECT’: Students showcase footage as part of a media-literacy panel. CCTV Channel 17 Studio, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 862-3966.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘MADE BY HAND’: Teachers and community members experience a collection of drawings, writings and other artwork representing nine years of a child’s school life. Room 207, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 656-3935.

words BOOK SIGNING: Los Angeles Times film critic Kenneth Turan signs copies of his books Never Coming to a Theater Near You and Now in Theaters Everywhere. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

talks BENJAMIN DANGL: The young progressive Web editor of the Burlington-based TowardFreedom.com reads from The Price of Fire, his chronicle of conflict over natural resources in Bolivia. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4929.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 21. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. MAPLE MADNESS: Tiny tongues sample syrup in a taste test, then work off extra energy by dropping maple-seed “helicopters.” ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. & 1 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. FUN FAIR: Face painting, readings and games occupy tykes ages 2 to 7. Hauke Family Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 865-6432. EASTER BUNNY: A long-eared, fuzzy harbinger of spring visits with kids at the University Mall, South Burlington, 11 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

sport U.S. FREESTYLE CHAMPIONSHIPS: See March 22. DROP-IN YOGA: Basic-level stretchers improve flexibility and balance in a casual session. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 793-2656. WINTER TREE ID WALK: Would-be botany buffs of all ages learn to tell oaks from ashes on a moderate hike. See calendar spotlight. Ethan Allen Park, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0420.

WINTER BIRD HIKE: Avian spotters seek eagles, kinglets, ducks, snow buntings and other birds that stick around for Vermont’s cold weather. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 899-4327.

activism POVERTY SIMULATION: College students from across the state gather to protest financial hardship. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0095. IRAQ WAR ANNIVERSARY: Pro-peace activists advocate for troop withdrawal at a rally, then march to the offices of Vermont’s Congressional delegation. Burlington City Hall, noon. Free. Info, 229-2340.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See March 21. LIBRARY BOOK SALE: See March 21, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. RUMMAGE SALE: See March 23. MAPLE OPEN HOUSE WEEKEND: See March 23. MAPLE TOUR: Visitors tramp through a woodlot to see sap boiling, then sample sweet “liquid gold.” Ross Stevens Sugar House, Island Pond, 9 a.m. Donations. Registration and info, 723-6551, ext. 112. ‘SUGAR ON SNOW’ PARTY: Hardenedmaple-syrup edibles usher in spring at Palmer’s Sugarhouse, Shelburne, 1-4 p.m. $3.50, free to watch. Info, 9855054. Also at Dakin Farm, Ferrisburgh & South Burlington locations, noon - 4 p.m. $7. Info, 425-3971 or 658-9560. PANCAKE BREAKFAST: Diners sample this year’s maple syrup on buttery, fluffy flapjacks. Dakin Farm, Ferrisburgh, 7:30-11:30 a.m. $7. Info, 425-3971. MAPLE PANCAKES: Syrup made from Shelburne Farms’ own sugarbush drizzles over hot griddled discs at a 4-H Club fundraiser. McClure Center for School Programs, Farm Barn, Shelburne, 9 a.m. - noon. $4-7. Info, 985-8686. STARKSBORO SUGAR-ON-SNOW: Homemade doughnuts and sour pickles pair with sweet treats at a traditional spring fling. First Baptist Church, Starksboro, 1-3 p.m. $3-6. Info, 453-5227. NEW ENGLAND PIE BREAKFAST: Live fiddle music entertains morning quiche-nibblers and dessert-diners at this silent-auction benefit. Woodbury Community Library, 8:30-10:30 a.m. $6. Info, 472-5710. VIDEO EDITING: Camera wielders who’ve taken an access orientation course learn how to create non-linear narratives with Final Cut Pro software. VCAM Channel 15 Studio, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692. GRASSROOTS ART: Senior citizens share their creative efforts in the form of live music, theater and short story readings. Presto Music Store, Blue Mall, South Burlington, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 658-0030. RED CROSS OUTREACH: Representatives offer free blood pressure checks and info about donor eligibility. University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11. MAPLE LEAF QUILTERS: Patchworkers sew for half a day straight at a mealsprovided work session. South Station, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. $21 includes breakfast and lunch. Registration and info, 775-9511. FLEECE TO FABRIC: Try your hand at carding, spinning and weaving locally produced wool at the Mountain Fiber Folk Co-op, Montgomery Center, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 326-2092. WATER & SHADE: Green thumbs hear how to create artificial ponds and low-light plant arrangements in two separate workshops. Gardener’s Supply, Burlington, water gardens, 9:30-11 a.m.; shade gardens, 12:30-2 p.m. $10 each. Reservations and info, 660-3505.

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WILDE FLOWERS Oscar Wilde’s reputation as a playwright rests on his society dramas lampooning the foibles of Victorian Britain’s upper-middle class. In The Importance of Being Earnest, a wealthy young Londoner named Algernon pretends to visit “Bunbury,” a fictional sick friend, whenever he wants to avoid unwelcome social obligations. He soon discovers that his actual best friend has been using the virtuous pseudonym “Ernest” to sneak trips to the metropolis. Add two young ladies in love, a prissy governess and a formidable matron, and the result is a comedy of manners that exposes the dangerous consequences of leading a double life. And Wilde should know: The married man premiered the play in 1895, mere months before going on trial for his covert homosexual relationship with a young nobleman. ‘The ImporTance of BeIng earnesT’

Wednesday through Saturday, March 28-31, McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. www.smcvt.edu/academics/theatre

HONKY TONK & ZYDECO DANCE CONCERT: Guitarist Bill Kirchen joins the Starline Rhythm Boys and the Rhode Island-based zydeco band Slippery Sneakers at a benefit for a cancer-patient support program. Emerald Grand Ballroom, Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966. SPA GALA: Six musical acts, including jazz pianist Joe Davidian and the folk band Woodchuck’s Revenge, add their talents to three simultaneous art shows. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 7-9:30 p.m. $20. Info, 479-7069. AFRICAN NIGHT: Authentic African food, live DJs and a Jeh Kulu Dance & Drum Theater performance accompany an info to the Ubuntu Project, a South African nonprofit. Shelburne Town Hall, 6 p.m. $5-8. Info, 425-2440. MUD SEASON BOOK SALE: Browsers peruse piles of hardcovers and paperbacks at the Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5519. VERMONT WOMEN’S EXPO: Chair masseurs, fitness counselors and home decor experts pitch their services to local ladies. Sheraton Hotel, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $4 admission, parking is free. Info, 229-2163. HOME & GARDEN SHOW: The Waterbury Rotary Club hosts more than 70 exhibitors at this hands-on, spring-themed expo. Crossett Brook Middle School, Duxbury, 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $2. Info, 244-7373. HORSE PATROL: Equine lovers visit with two- and four-legged members of the Vermont Mounted Response Unit at a ranger-run outreach. Catamount Ranch, Bristol, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5888. COMMUNITY RADIO POTLUCK: Music appreciators communicate on the same wavelength after consuming casseroles. Haybarn Theater, Goddard College, Plainfield, 2-5 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 454-7367. EASTER EGG CHOCOLATE-MAKING: Tasty cocoa eggs are the goal at this confection-construction demo. Lake Champlain Chocolates, Pine Street, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1807. STRESS REDUCTION WORKSHOP: Kitchen apothecaries mix aromatic herbs to make dream pillows and tea blends. Butterfly Bakery, Montpelier, noon - 1:20 p.m. $20. Info, 310-1725.

OPEN RABIES CLINIC: Leashed dogs and cats in carriers get booster shots or initial vaccinations, courtesy of the Franklin County Humane Society. St. Albans City Fire Department, 9 a.m. - noon. $15. Info, 524-9650.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. SNOE.DOWN MUSIC FESTIVAL: See March 23. SOCIAL BAND: See March 24, United Church, Lincoln, 3 p.m. FRONTIER SAXOPHONE QUARTET: Four horns harmonize at the premiere of two original chamber works. Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-2180. ORGAN RECITAL: UVM organist David Neiweem plays works by four different composers on a recently installed instrument. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5630.

dance ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCING: Movers in soft-soled shoes make rural rounds to live music and directions from caller Chris Levey. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $7. Info, 785-4121.

drama ‘THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES’: See March 23. ‘THE TROJAN WOMEN’: See March 23. CABIN FEVER FOLLIES: See March 23. ‘A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM’: See March 23, 1 p.m. ‘SEUSSICAL’: The Cat in the Hat? The Circus McGurkus? Touring Broadway actors embody Dr. Seuss characters in a musical that links Theodor Geisel’s numerous children’s books. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 p.m. $14-20. Info, 863-5966.

film GREEN MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See March 21. ‘CHILDREN OF MEN’: See March 23, 1:30 & 7 p.m. SPIRITUAL FILM FEST: See March 23, 10:30 a.m.

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‘THE BIG DIG’: In this Israeli film set in Tel Aviv, a bureaucratic mistake destroys a main thoroughfare after a lunatic makes a hole in the street. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, social hour 6 p.m., film 7 p.m. $5. Info, 859-3467. ‘THE LETTER’: This documentary chronicles racial tensions between Somali refugees and the city government and residents of Lewiston, Maine. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5630, ext. 24. FILM PANEL: Two short films about 1970s urban renewal in Burlington and Winooski spark discussion of how those cities will look in the future. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 656-0750. WHEEL TO REEL CYCLING CINEMA: Bicycle buffs take in the 1986 film Quicksilver, in which a hotshot stock broker starts a second career as a bike messenger. Radio Bean, Burlington, 6 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 652-2453.

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talks ‘CANADA’S GROUP OF SEVEN’: A slideshow, eh? Art historian and music scholar William Tortolano offers an illustrated overview of Canada’s famous septet of landscape painters. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962. ‘HAITI YESTERDAY & TODAY’: Monsignor Francois Wolff Ligonde, Archbishop of Port-Au-Prince, Haiti, discusses the island nation’s past and present difficulties. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, www. vcwa.org or 654-2727. ALLERGIES: Pollen sniffers hear about allergens, airborne or otherwise, and learn how to decrease the severity of symptoms. Kintner Chiropractic Center, Jericho, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 899-5400.

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SUN.25 << 25B WOMEN’S NATURE WALK: Females of all ages bond on a guided natural history outing. Meet at the North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 1-3 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6206. SNAKE MOUNTAIN HIKE: Outdoor enthusiasts amble 3.6 miles to take in air and exercise. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 657-3540.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See March 21, 2 & 7 p.m. MAPLE OPEN HOUSE WEEKEND: See March 23. ‘SUGAR ON SNOW’ PARTY: See March 24. PANCAKE BREAKFAST: See March 24. MAPLE PANCAKES: See March 24. MILTON SUGAR-ON-SNOW: The Arrowhead Ramblers augment maple history and syrup-tasting sessions with live music. Milton Grange Hall, 1-4 p.m. Donations. Info, 893-7387. COOKING WORKSHOP: Home chefs learn how to develop vegan recipes and adapt others by cutting out animal products. Butterfly Bakery, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. $40. Info, 310-1725. MIDDLEBURY BRIDAL SHOW: Wedding planners peruse options, discover dresses and register for prizes at the Middlebury Inn, 11:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $6. Info, 459-2897. ANTIQUES MARKET: Treasure-hunters find bargains at the Elks Country Club, Montpelier, preview 7:30 a.m., market 9 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $2-5. Info, 603-444-2012.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilianstyle community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107. JAZZ JAM: Instrumentalists play informally on horns and wind instruments. Presto Music Store, Blue Mall, South Burlington, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 658-0030.

dance SWING DANCING: Put on your saddle shoes and head for an old-fashioned sock hop at The Black Door, Montpelier, 7:30-9 p.m. $5. Info, 223-1806.

film ‘CHILDREN OF MEN’: See March 23. CINE SALON: Film buffs break out tissues for screenings of the weepy early 20th-century melodramas Easy Street, Neighbors and Last Time I Saw Paris. Howe Library, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-643-4120. ‘BALI: ISLE OF 1000 TEMPLES’: Ornate architecture and spiritual dances figure in this video, part of a series on religious cultures around the world. Clementwood Spiritual Life Center, Rutland, 7-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 773-4488.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See March 22.

words COMPREHENDING THE MIDDLE EAST: Readers of Geraldine Brooks’ memoir The Nine Parts of Desire contemplate the hidden world of Islamic women. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE: Cultural explorers review Isaac Bashevis Singer’s The Slave, then discuss clashes between spiritual sects in some famous works of fiction. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

ELIZABETH CAMPBELL PETERS: The granddaughter of Georg von Trapp describes translating his autobiography, To the Last Salute, from German to English. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

talks ‘CANADA’S GROUP OF SEVEN’: See March 25, Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘HAITI YESTERDAY & TODAY’: See March 25, Tuttle Hall Theater, College of St. Joseph’s, Rutland, 2 p.m. WORLD ECONOMY: UVM history prof Erik Esselstrom offers background on China’s rise to global economic power. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980. ARTIFICIAL HORMONES?: Brian Tokar of the Institute for Social Ecology discusses how Vermont dairy products can become wholly free of rBGH. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202. WILD EDIBLES: Herbalist and foraging expert Annie McCleary explains how to dig for your dinner. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free, includes recipes. Info, 388-4095.

kids WATERBURY STORYTIME: See March 21, for children ages 2-3. MUSIC TIME: See March 22. ‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: See March 22. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See March 23, for babies and non-walkers. EASTER BUNNY: See March 24, 11 a.m. - 7 p.m. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See March 21, 10 a.m. PUBLIC SKATING: See March 21. DROP-IN YOGA: Students at all levels stretch and hold therapeutic poses in a weekly hour-and-a-half session. Evolution Yoga, Burlington, 6 p.m. Donations. Info, 864-9642.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 21. PARTICIPATE IN DEMOCRACY: Vermont voters learn how to navigate the legislative process in trainings for communicating with their elected representatives. Northshire Books, Manchester Center, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 223-7222. LEGISLATIVE BREAKFAST: Citizens concerned about sexual and domestic violence meet local politicians at the United Church of Chelsea, 8-10 a.m. Free. Info, 272-2320.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 21. LIBRARY BOOK SALE: See March 21. GRAD SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE: Prospective postgraduates hear from the directors of five professional degree programs. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. FINANCIAL SPRING CLEANING: A financial coach and educator helps paper packers organize, file and plan a budget. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. ‘INTERNET EXPLORATION’: Budding browsers learn how to use search engines to locate info online. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7217. AARP DRIVER’S SAFETY COURSE: Vehicle operators over 50 learn how to remain alert and courteous in cars as they age. Champlain Senior Center, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. $10. Registration and info, 847-2278.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949. AMATEUR MUSICIANS’ ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 877-6962.

dance SWING DANCING: Open practice makes perfect for music-motivated swing dancers of all levels. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. WOMEN’S DRUM & DANCE CIRCLE: Percussion-powered women share rhythms and movement at a world-beat bonanza. 242 Elm Street, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6912.

drama ‘SEUSSICAL’: See March 25, Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $18. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘PARENTING 101: A MUSICAL GUIDE TO RAISING PARENTS’: Audience members with offspring recall the hard-yet-humorous parts of having kids at this locally produced premiere starring pro actors. Waterfront Theatre, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $37.50. Info, 863-5966.

film ‘CHILDREN OF MEN’: See March 23. ‘MAKEOVER STORY’: This local documentary follows two Champlain College seniors as they prepare to leave Willard Street for Wall Street. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 3:30 & 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-2700. ‘THE ‘L’ WORD’: Lesbians watch episodes from season four of Showtime’s sitcom with homosexual main characters. R.U.1.2? Community Center, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812.

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words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. MAURICE RIORDAIN: The Irish poet and London resident reads from his new book, The Holy Land. Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

talks WILD EDIBLES: See March 26, Purple Shutter Herbs, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. $5-20. Registration and info, 888-865-4372. ‘THE MOCCASIN VILLAGE PROJECT’: Abenaki basketmaker Judy Dow and historian Nancy Gallagher describe research on French-Abenaki communities in Winooski’s Intervale. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389. ‘HOT TIME IN THE CITY’: Historian Lisa Reimann discusses her book about firefighting in Burlington, followed by an award ceremony honoring local preservation efforts. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, www.preservationburlington. org or 264-4820. ‘NEW ENGLAND FIDDLE MUSIC’: Musician and history buff Burt Porter uses his own lively bowing to illustrate a talk about the factors that shaped regional fiddling. Cabot Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2721.

ENERGY CONSERVATION: Paul Scheckel, author of The Home Energy Diet, explains how to reduce your domicile’s carbon footprint. U-32 High School, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-542-3079. BIRD TALK: Naturalist Bridget Butler of Audubon Vermont introduces the colorful, neotropical avian species that migrate through forests across the state. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 482-2878.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 21. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See March 21. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See March 21, 11 a.m. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See March 23, for walkers up to age 3. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: See March 23. EASTER BUNNY: See March 24, 11 a.m. - 7 p.m. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: Budding book handlers gain confidence by reading aloud to trained canines. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. SIGNS OF SPRING: Preschoolers wiggle about during games and crafts exploring vernal critters. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9:30-11 a.m. $10. Registration and info, 229-6206. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Kids soak up songs and interesting tales at Annie’s Book Stop, Rutland, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 775-6993.

sport PUBLIC SKATING: See March 21. COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike poses for spine alignment. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 21. WALK FOR A NUCLEAR-FREE FUTURE: Citizen activists coordinate statewide protests against a 20-year license extension for the Vermont Yankee reactor in Veron. Meet at the Unitarian Church, Rutland, at noon, walk 1-4 p.m., potluck dinner 5:30 p.m. Presentations and discussion, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 492-3455.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See March 21. CHARITY BINGO: See March 21. LIBRARY BOOK SALE: See March 21. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SPANISH POTLUCK: Español-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. HOME-BASED BUSINESS FAIR: Entrepreneurs with home offices hear how to handle website design, taxes and zoning regulations to maximize their time and money. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7187. RAW FOOD WORKSHOP: Health-conscious eaters turn uncooked turnips into enzyme-laden “ravioli.” Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

FINANCIAL WORKSHOP: Individuals learn about IRA accounts and create savings plans for a more secure future. Micro Business Development Program, Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. or 6-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 860-1417, ext. 104. WOOD SKILLS USA: A craft competition rates cabinet makers after considering more than 20 different ways to go with the grain. Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, and Vermont Air National Guard Base, various times. Free to watch. Info, www.vtwoodnet.org. VBSR NETWORKING: Members and guests of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility tour a restaurant that specializes in locally grown food and farm-to-table relationships. Farmer’s Diner, Quechee, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 862-8347. TEEN LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE: Secretary of State Deb Markowitz keynotes a citizenship seminar for high school students. Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $40. Registration and info, 863-8451.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See March 21. OPEN MIKE COFFEEHOUSE: See March 21.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See March 21. WEST AFRICAN DRUMMING: See March 21.

drama ‘PARENTING 101: A MUSICAL GUIDE TO RAISING PARENTS’: See March 27. ‘THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST’: The St. Michael’s College theater department presents Oscar Wilde’s witty Victorian melodrama of mistaken identity. See calendar spotlight. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘HAUNTING ACTS’ WORKSHOP: Comparative lit and Japanese professor Dennis Washburn and Japanese playwright Takeshi Kawamura discuss the latter’s contemporary theater work, Aoi/Komachi. Faculty Lounge, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $18. Info, 603-646-2010. ‘I AM MY OWN WIFE’: Actor Andrew Sellon plays 35 characters in this Pulitzer-Prize-winning play about an East German cross-dresser who eludes both the Nazis and the Communists by bending genders. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25-27. Info, 863-5966.

film ‘CHILDREN OF MEN’: See March 23. ‘THE CORPORATION’: Documentarians Mark Achbar and Jennifer Abbott use humor and hard-hitting interviews to dissect companies’ legal basis for existing. Warren Elementary School, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4452. ‘INVISIBLE CHILDREN’: This 2005 documentary records the plight of seven child protagonists scattered all over the world. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘GROUNDHOG DAY’: Bill Murray stars in this surreal 1993 drama about a weatherman who must relive the same 24 hours until he improves his character. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘THE END OF SUBURBIA’: Examining the fossil-fuel forces that drive the American Dream, this documentary posits international oil depletion in the not-so-distant future. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 238-4927.

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words STEPHEN KIERNAN: The Charlottebased author and former Burlington Free Press reporter reads from his nonfiction book Last Rights: Rescuing the End of Life From the Medical System, then takes questions. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

talks ‘GIRLS & THE GREAT OUTDOORS’: UVM geography prof Cheryl Dunkley draws on three research projects to encapsulate girlhood in Vermont’s rural areas. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. MIDDLE EAST ELECTION POLITICS: Defense expert David Schenker considers how to counter Hamas and Fatah Islamists at the ballot box. Fireplace Lounge, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1145. ‘WOMEN & THE ART OF WAR’: Art historian Cathleen Wilson contrasts fierce female figures with representations of actual conflict by female artists. Burlington College, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. REVOLUTIONARY WAR HISTORY: Researcher Elsa Gilbertson relates the life story of a soldier who served at Mount Independence during the American Revolution, and how his engraved powder horn connects with the present. Thompson-Pell Research Center, Ticonderoga, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-585-2821. INDIA TRAVEL TALK: Globetrotters present images from Sikkim at a fundraising reception for a north Indian school. Charlotte Senior Center, 7-8:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 355-2150.

CLIMATE CHANGE LECTURE: Economist William Sayre introduces environmental researcher S. Fred Singer’s talk about how hard science competes with politics in public discussions of global warming. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-3466. ‘B.Y.O. BIZ’ SERIES: Bob Verrico of Giant Step Strategies explains how to use technology to gauge and predict customer response. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6432.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See March 21. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See March 21. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See March 21. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See March 21. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See March 21. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See March 21. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See March 21. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See March 21. LITTLE LEAGUE REGISTRATION: See March 21. FLYING PIG STORY HOUR: See March 21. EASTER BUNNY: See March 24, 11 a.m. - 7 p.m. SIGNS OF SPRING: See March 27.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See March 21. PUBLIC SKATING: See March 21. THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS: These orb-spinning giants of basketball bring comedy to the court in a game against the New York Nationals. Patrick Gymnasium, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. $22. Info, 866-422-8849.

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COURIER HAS CRUSH ON RECEPTIONIST. You and the sunrise are tied for the most beautiful things I see in the morning. Spring is coming, the snow is melting, and I think you need a new boyfriend. Five minutes talking to you give my bad days happy endings. I want to know where that glow in your smiling face comes from and what L stands for. When: Wednesday, March 14, 2007. Where: Near the elevators. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901275 PET FOOD WAREHOUSE Hey kiddo, hope the job is treating well. I want to see your new place and do dirty things with you... like fill the tub with mud and jump in it! Mmmmmm.... have fun visiting the fam. When: Wednesday, March 14, 2007. Where: Multiple locations. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901274 WALKING ACROSS CHURCH & MAIN Me at the stop light in a red S10 You walking across the crosswalk towards church St. We shared a smile for a moment and then the light changed:( Wish the red light could last forever:) When: Tuesday, March 13, 2007. Where: Main St./Church St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901273

SEXY UPS DRIVER WOW, you delivered again today and someone else took the delivery while I watched you. And then you came back. I didn’t expect to see you standing there when I opened the door. It was so good to see you again! And no, you don’t scare me. ;o) Just the opposite, I get “warm fuzzies” when I see you. When: Thursday, March 15, 2007. Where: South Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901282

CAN YOU TRAPEZE? Adventurous boomer gal saw studly boomer guy on Church Street outside Leunigs. Would you like to see Cirque du Soleil in June followed by a romantic French dinner in Old Montreal? Join us for an excursion that’ll thrill you. Bring a friend or two or three with Wit, Wisdom & Wanderlust! When: Saturday, March 10, 2007. Where: Church Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901272

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DUNKIN DONUTS WILLISTON ROAD... You held the door for me... I was in a hurry; always late for work. We shared eye contact, I smiled at you; you smiled back. You were wearing a ‘TaylorMade Golf’ hat... my first thought that we have something in common. I invited you for a drink Saturday night; you totally blew me off! :-( When: Wednesday, March 7, 2007. Where: Dunkin Donuts - Williston Road. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901281 “SEXY UPS DELIVERY MAN” You delivered to my workplace on March 13th & 14th. “I was hoping you would be here” is what you said to me...my heart stopped! When I lifted the door again to talk to you, your truck was gone. I would be honored to share dinner, drinks, and great conversation with you! ;o) When: Wednesday, March 14, 2007. Where: South Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901279 SEXY UPS DRIVER... “I was hoping you would be here” is what you said to me on March 14th...when I opened the door to take your delivery. I wanted to respond but I couldn’t speak... Your eyes, and smile are so captivating. Are you free for a date? We would have a wonderful time together..and that you can BANK on!!! When: Wednesday, March 14, 2007. Where: South Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901278 BLONDE BLUE EYED CAJUN MAN who came into my life and then left too suddenly, with my heart...(you know the one I mean) and my photos...do they haunt you? Your friends think you are crazy and I am inclined to believe them! Explanation?.. Your Beautiful Starlit Goddess, who isn’t wasting any time replacing you! When: Saturday, February 24, 2007. Where: in the home we shared. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901277 STOWE SALES SWEETIE Thanks for the sanitizer! I look forward to your sweet hugs everyday and our long morning chats. Work would not be the same without you. You can slap stick me anytime. My sexy one and only Hockey Honey... When: Wednesday, March 14, 2007. Where: In my dreams. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901276

CHURCH ST. STARBUCKS You sexy mom with red coat and black pants, with your daughter, just leaving Starbucks Coffee, I was at ATM machine outside with my girls, we made eye contact twice I think? You had sunglasses on but very sexy... would love to meet you? When: Sunday, March 11, 2007. Where: Church St. Starbucks. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901270 REGGAE NIGHT, RED SQUARE You were a tall, beautiful, dirty blonde spike haired man! We were checking each other out all night, and you asked me for a lighter outside. I was reluctant to approach you because of the woman you were with. Girlfriend? I’ll be at Red Square Tues. Reggae night. Maybe I’ll see you there! When: Tuesday, March 6, 2007. Where: Red Square. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901269 RED HAIRED ORANGE BLOSSOM SPATIAL I knew without asking you were into the blues and everything else sounding good. Since we started hanging out I’m seeing red everywhere. Your intellect’s keener than you give yourself credit for, you have a lithe athleticism that is so hot. And did I mention that you’re beautiful? I want to know you better and promise to be true. Call! When: Friday, January 12, 2007. Where: The Granola Bulk Bin. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901268 NO CANTALOUPES....BUT PLENTY OF BEETS Sorry...but I couldn’t help but gaze at the most attractive girl I have seen in a long time. Your energy buzzed with comfort and adventure and I am intrigued. You know.....I boil one mean beet. When: Monday, March 12, 2007. Where: 4:30 Price Chopper. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901267 THE SEXY SICKLING... Irresistible even when ill, you brown haired brown-eyed beauty. You are the love of my life, I’m quite sure. Now that you are feeling better I’d like to take you out for a night on the town. What do you say? When: Monday, March 12, 2007. Where: Cherry St. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901266

CHURCH STREET DANCER You: listening to me and a friend’s music. Me: in a trench coat and hat singing. You said soemthign before skipping away. I didnt hear it exactly. Want to talk about it over coffee? When: Sunday, March 11, 2007. Where: Church Street, Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901265 CONSTANT ROOMMATE... You’re one of my favorites, I love that your house is unlocked so I can always stop by whenever and read you poetry. I’ll miss our tuesday night liberal rants :( You’re superlative When: Friday, March 2, 2007. Where: Grant St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901264 CHURCH STREET LISTENER you: with your friends Me: Wearing a hat sitting next to a guy playing guitar. You listened to our music for a little bit before leaving. You said something before skipping off and I couldn’t hear it over the guitar. Wanna tell me what you said over a cup of coffee? When: Sunday, March 11, 2007. Where: Church Street, Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901263 MAN WITH GERMAN SHEPHERD I’m not psychic, but I had a prophetic dream last night—I saw you walking in front of me with a german shepherd (yours?)on a wintry day...You were tall; I didn’t see your face. I think we’re supposed to meet...care to make yourself known now? If not, I’ll be that attractive brunette (currently 28) who gets you to turn around someday. When: Friday, March 9, 2007. Where: In a dream. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901260 CUTIE AT BIG CHANGE ROUNDUP You were tall, in your early 20s and wearing a long pea coat. You were dropping off a donation from your school. I asked you if you were a teacher and you said that you ran a mentoring program. You are dropdead gorgeous! You headed out and I kicked myself for not getting your number. Let’s meet up. When: Monday, March 5, 2007. Where: Wally World in Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901259 I’D LIKE A LEMONADE, PLEASE To the Muddy’s boy in the Socialist hat — come say hi. Let’s play mancala some time. See you next Thursday! When: Thursday, March 8, 2007. Where: Muddy’s. You: Man. Me: Man. #901258 IT’S ABOUT TIME. I waited years for my own ‘I spy.’ Never got one. So here’s one for you... You have the most beautiful eyes that I have ever seen. They’ve captivated me since junior year... I bypassed them for another, a part of me regrets it still. So know this; enjoy life and all that comes, she’s a lucky girl. goodbye. -me When: Sunday, February 18, 2007. Where: B-town. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901257 BROWN-HAIRED PIXIE I see you around in the Hungry Mind and all around Middlebury? Are you a college student? Your daring hair, Jewish nose, and spunk have caught my eye! When: Wednesday, March 7, 2007. Where: Middlebury. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901256 HOW YOU SAID “HEY” You said “HEY” putting orange - no parking bags over meters. Me, running with my dog training for Boston. Felt something deep inside that - I know you. Have questions for answers, I like to ask. Coffee, walk, phone chat might be nice. So, I believe one word(Hey)still has meaning to a person who is very nice. When: Monday, March 5, 2007. Where: outside city hall. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901255 EYES OF THE WORLD You know how sometimes when you look into someones eyes you feel that you’re seeing straight down into their soul? Well that’s how it was for me when our eyes met while driving by each other on that sunny Thursday morning. Did you feel the same connection I did? If so, let’s contact each other and explore that connection. When: Thursday, March 8, 2007. Where: Riverside Avenue. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901254 TWITTERPATED I watch as you get ready for work , the dim morning light dances off your slim shapely body as you run your fingers through your long brown hair, you catch me watching you and flash me a smile that takes my breath away, it’s at this moment that I realize I will FOREVER LOVE YOU, I’m forever yours When: Thursday, March 8, 2007. Where: all over. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901253

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SO IF SUNDAY YOU’RE FREE why don’t you come with me,and we’ll poison the pigeons in the park! Whether for a minute, or an hour, no matter how the day has been, it is always brighter when I’m with you. I love you, with all my heart. Happy 3 months cheese puff! I’ve never been happier :-) When: Friday, December 15, 2006. Where: sitting side by side holding hands. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901251

MADELEINE MADELEINE FINEST UVM CHICK!!! Hows that cold weather treating you? To bad you don’t live at the beach, like us. Hear you may be comming out this summer with reg. Thought I’d rub it in that it’s cold in VT. Your fam is always welcome here. When: Tuesday, March 6, 2007. Where: Longmeadow. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901238

LOOKING FOR A JEOPARDY PLAYER!!! I spy someone who could hit the buzzer fast enough to impress Alex Trebec. You like “The dirty diaper” and have been known to hang your coat on house plants in public places. When you have a break in your “mission” come over for dinner and let me be your dessert. When: Sunday, March 4, 2007. Where: Last seen at Tratoria Delia. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901250 NERFSMUGGLER, YOU’RE THE ONE... I saw your profile and you sound like my kind of guy. Look up my profile (buddhagirl) and if you like what you see, send me a flirt and we’ll go from there. :) When: Wednesday, March 7, 2007. Where: seven days. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901249 FRIEND OF A FRIEND PT.2 I saw you once more, coming out of your homeroom in upper C building and I spotted you by your flashy orange shoelaces. I asked you for a couple of quarters and you looked for some in your MAD MONEY change purse that you always seem to carry. I know who you are, do you know who I am? When: Thursday, February 22, 2007. Where: Upper C building. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901248 BEN- ESL TEACHER FROM NY You looked at my apt. Love to get together when you move up this way and tell you about all the anarchists in town. When: Friday, March 2, 2007. Where: my home. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901247 BLONDE GIRL AT AGAINST ME! Don’t take up a spot in second row if you don’t sing along. Hope you liked the gum/ spit/ and ashes in your hair! Guess you won’t mess next time! When: Saturday, March 3, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901246 JAMIE THE FIREDUDE AT ALEX’S Tuesday 3/6 - We didn’t know where we knew each other from, but it seemed like we wanted to ponder that question again. You had two good kids with ya, bring ‘em for coffee? Me: Therapist, You: Ignited a long-lost spark. When: Tuesday, March 6, 2007. Where: alex’s. You: Man. Me: Man. #901245 POUR HOUSE HOTTIE I saw you at the Pour House on Saturday evening (March 3rd)you were drinking a bloody mary. You have brown hair, brown eyes, and fair skin. You were wearing a brown North Face jacket. You were talking with a friend whom works there part time. I was quite close to you and couldn’t keep my eyes off of you. When: Saturday, March 3, 2007. Where: Pour House. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901244 LALA4668 Hi lala...you sound great! Looking for someone tall&funny...someone who makes a great peanut buttertoast and much more? Maybe we can swap pics...see if there’s a mutual attraction? When: Tuesday, March 6, 2007. Where: two2tango. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901243 BRITTNEY, DYLON’S FRIEND This is for you girl. Get dylon to hook you up with my contact info. I still think you are sexy. How was FL? Hit me up honey!! I SPY YOU When: Tuesday, March 6, 2007. Where: burl. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901241 KINVILLE!!! KINVILLE!!! You umpa lumpa!! How do you work on the Fab line. Do they supply you with a booster seat or stool so you can reach everything? Your sister is hot. MC When: Tuesday, March 6, 2007. Where: bm. You: Man. Me: Man. #901240

CITY MARKET Freida-Having you as my cashier always makes my day. You are beautiful, funny, and seem so kind. Would you like to have coffee sometime? When: Thursday, March 1, 2007. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901237 FITTED SHEET INTERPRETIVE DANCE LESSONS When you came back to say “see you again” I was desperately searching for something to write my number on so I panicked and didn’t say “How about sooner than next laundry day?” The tax refund indicates skiing is in my future, wanna play in the snow some time? You’re both invited... When: Monday, March 5, 2007. Where: The Stowe Laundromat. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901236 I SPIED ON YOU You: Named Tracy, hair smells pretty. Racketball expert. Me: Rugged, slaying trouts and salmons and bears constantly. We should go to a yuppie coffee shop and make fun of yuppies together sometime. When: Wednesday, May 1, 2002. Where: Windows are the eyes to the soul!. You: Man. Me: Man. #901235 PICTOC, THIS IS FOR YOU After two and a half years you are still my knight in shining armor. I love you, pictoc!! When: Monday, March 5, 2007. Where: the dentist. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901234 FOUND MY SOULMATE I found my soulmate at the Against Me! show. She was wearing a black flag shirt and jeans. I was drawn toward her by a cute blonde patch in her short black hair. I wish I could see her beautiful face each mourning. I am too shy to disclose my information. I will just dream about this voluptious beauty. When: Saturday, March 3, 2007. Where: Against Me! show. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901233 LEONARDOS PIZZA GUY You made me smile. Thanks. When: Sunday, March 4, 2007. Where: Delivering Pizza. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901232 BIRCHBARK You are just the person I’ve been waiting to meet. I’ve been wondering where you’ve been hiding out. One of us has ben in the woods for too long. When: Sunday, March 4, 2007. Where: 7 dayz personal. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #901231 DEAR POO ROO Thank you so much for all of your support. You are such a kind, gentle, generous soulbeautiful inside and out. You mean so much to me. When you do find that special woman you are looking for, she will be blessed and very lucky. Love you- Cuddlebug. P.S. Piggles says, “Uv you Unta” and Pinky Sunshine says Hi too. When: Sunday, March 4, 2007. Where: Many Places. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901230 OHIO OR BUST I spy the woman looking for a carpool to OHIO. I do say this hay truck is moving SouthWest of Burling ton.....and the more the merry. Get connected soon as Mid March is quickly approaching. BEST OF PLANETARY synchronicity to we all. When: Friday, February 23, 2007. Where: Somwhere on the waves of Seven Dayz. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901229 JET BLUE: JFK-BURLINGTON 3/4/07 You were sitting in a window seat (row 11 maybe?) and I was a couple rows back (stuck between two old men!) trying not to let you catch me looking your way. I finally worked up the nerve to speak to you at baggage claim but then you ruined my plan by only having a carry-on! Available? If so, interested? When: Sunday, March 4, 2007. Where: Jet Blue. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #901228

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for the last year, we’ve only had sex once every couple of months. Last month, I got really paranoid and searched his computer for signs of an affair. I didn’t find any evidence that he’s seeing someone else, but I did find a bunch of porn photos of “large-nippled women.” I also looked at his web history and found sites featuring women with larger-thanaverage nipples. I have smallish breasts with small nipples. Is this why our sex life is fading? I’ve read about nipple pumps that are supposed to make your nips bigger. Is it worth a try? Thanks,

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Itty Bitty Titties Dear IBT, The size of your breasts is the least of worries — you have bigger titties to twist. Your sex life is not dead because you have smaller nipples than the women on your boyfriend’s computer — it’s dead because of the lack of communication in your relationship, which you compound by snooping around on your man’s computer. Who cares if your boyfriend likes to look at big-nippled women? I like to look at pictures of men with huge members, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to dump my man of average length and girth. Your first order of business is to address the lack of intimacy in your relationship. Calmly tell him that you are not satisfied with your sex life and that things have to change. Let him know that you care about him and that you’re willing to work on whatever issues are keeping you out of the bedroom. If he balks, you’ll have to think about drawing a deeper line the sand. As far as nipple pumps go — their results are not long lasting, but

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ART CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beinning in April, May and June. Info, call 802482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org. Soapstone Carving, Tuesdays. Intro to Cartooning, Tuesday afternoons. Calligraphy, 4-5:30 p.m., Tuesdays. Drawing I, II, Mondays. Watercolor, 3:30 or 6 p.m. B & W Darkroom Photo, Thursdays. Culinary arts: One-night classes: Chinese Fresh Teas by Dobra Tea; Dim Sum Fusion: Balinese; Vietnamese Fare; Southwestern Cuisine; Spring Edibles; Homemade Soup; Pasta Bene; Spring Dessert Pies; Tofu Making; plus Kids Cooking Classes. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials included with few exceptions. Senior discount 65 +. Ten minutes from Exit 12. STONE CARVING: April 28 and April 29, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Pond Road Studio. $235. Info, 802-578-0808, visit www.sculpturesbybabcock. com. Two full days of stone carving with hand tools to explore the wonders and colors of soapstone, creating an artistic sculpture expression. Use of tools and stone included in price, with lunch. 40 years experience. Limited to eight students.

GETTING SERIOUS: April 14, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Women’s Small Business Program at Mercy Connections, Inc. $105. Info, 802-846-7338 or visit www.mercyconnections.org. This day-long workshop explores business ownership as a career step. Discover if business ownership is right for you, examine your ideas and create an action plan.

body CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning April, May and June. Info, call 802-4827194 or visit www.cvuhs.org. Tai Chi, Tuesdays, 5:45 or 7 p.m. Four Pilates classes on Mondays or Wednesdays. Yoga (Kripalu) on Thursday afternoon or evening. Yoga one-night workshop series on Wednesdays. Swing Dance, Ballroom, Waltz, Shim Sham, Tango and more. Beginner Tap to Broadway Hits. Cross-Fit Training, Wednesdays, 5:30 p.m. Lose Weight and Feel Great on Wednesdays. Juggling – all levels. Living Tobacco Free. Senior discount 65 +. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

camps PLAN AHEAD FOR FLYNNARTS’ SUMMER CAMPS AND CLASSES!: Summertime is fun time at the Flynn, with a variety of exciting children’s camps, Summertime jazz opportunities (including Latin jazz classes with Jazzismo), and classes and workshops for teens and adults. Info, call 802-652-4548, ext. 4, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org.

clay CLAY CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Ten-week clay classes: Introduction to Throwing, Tuesdays 6:30-9:30 p.m., April 10 – June 12. Advanced Throwing & Glazing, Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m., April 11 – June 13. Mixed Level Pottery, Thursdays, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m., April 12 – June 14. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org.

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COMPUTER WORKSHOPS DESIGNED FOR THE BEGINNING AND INTERMEDIATE USER: March 3 - May 26. Preregistration is required. Suggested donation: $3 per workshop. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. Info, visit the Library, call the Reference Desk, 802-865-7217 or visit the Computer Center page on www. fletcherfree.org. Intro to Windows, Intro to Microsoft Word, Intermediate Microsoft Word, Beginning and Intermediate Internet Exploration, Email Basics with Yahoo! Mail, and Protect Your Computer (virus protection). DIGITAL CAMERA CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning April, May and June. Info, call 802-482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org. Digital Camera Fundamentals, Enhance Digital Photographs, Create Digital Compositions, Digital Photography Workshops at Three different times, Adobe Photoshop Elements, Digital Scrapbooks, Slideshows, iTunes Library Management and Playlists, Podcasting. Senior discount 65 +. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

craft CRAFT CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning April, May and June. Info, call 802-482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs. org. Pottery, Mondays, 3:30 or 5:45 p.m. Sushi Plate in Clay, Garden Planter in Clay, Rug Hooking II on Thursdays from 6-8 p.m. KnittingBeginners, Sewing for Beginners on Monday evenings, Rustic FurnitureAdult Chair, Rustic-Love Seat, Cake Decorating I and II Thursday evenings, Backyard Astronomy. Senior discount 65 +. 10 minutes from exit 12.

dance AFRICAN DANCE WORKOUT IN MONTPELIER: Weekly: Tuesdays, 6-7:30 p.m., Wednesdays, noon - 1 p.m., Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m., Saturdays, 9-10:30 a.m. Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St. Info, 802-229-4676 or visit www.cdandfs.com. A nonstop blend of dance moves from and inspired by West African and AfroCaribbean traditions for a fun cardio workout; handweights; floorwork; Yoga and Pilates-based matwork for deep stretching and strengthening. Attention to proper body mechanics and breath. All levels: modifications given. No dance experience needed. Drop-ins welcome. Allison Mann leads this enjoyable class, creating a welcoming atmosphere for movers

of all types. She’s studied Africanbased dance since 1988, taught since 1995, and is currently becoming certified to teach Yoga. AFRICA DJOLIE IS PLEASED TO PRESENT CLASSES WITH MASTER DANCER SORIBA SIMBO CAMARA: Please note new times and new classes added! Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m., Adult mixed level, The Edge, Williston. Thursdays, 5:30-7 p.m., Adult mixed level, Kids & Fitness, South Burlington. Fridays, 5:306:45 p.m., Adult beginner, The Edge, Williston. Saturdays, 2-2:45 p.m., Kids’ Dance Class, Richmond Free Library Community Room. Saturdays, 3:30-4:15 p.m., Adult beginner, Richmond Free Library Community Room (No classes 3/24). $12/class or $60 for 6 classes. Info, 802-540-0035 or inouwalinga@yahoo.com. Dance to live drumming, have fun and smile while sweating! Friendly, welcoming environment. Simbo has extensive teaching and performing experience and is eager to share his culture with you via high-energy dances! Prior to moving to Vermont, Simbo was a member of both national ballets in Guinea including the acclaimed Les Ballets Africains. All levels welcome, walk-ins welcome! Emphasis on beginner instruction on Fridays and Saturdays. Simbo also offers classes and performances for corporate events, workshops, residencies and private parties. AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:307 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! BURLINGTON BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS: Mondays and Thursdays, The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info, visit www. FirstStepDance.com or call 802598-6757. We teach a variety of classes covering Waltz, Foxtrot, Tango, Rumba, Cha Cha, Merengue, Swing and Nightclub 2-Step. Classes vary from introductory Level I classes, through intermediate Level II and III classes. No experience is necessary for the Level I classes, although the Level II and III classes require having completed the previous levels. No partner is required for class, so come out and learn to dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, preregistration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $40 or $65, $12 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077

or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! LEARN HAITIAN DANCE AT THE FLYNN!: Saturday, March 24, 3:305 p.m. $20, limit: 20. MainStage, Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, 652-4548 ext. 4, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org, or visit www.fly nncenter.org. Haitian-American multimedia performance artist Marc Bamuthi Joseph and dancer Adia Whitaker teach the basic principals of Haitian dance in this workshop, guiding teens and adults through a series of movement exercises. Participants learn about the rich Haitian experience of storytelling through movement, sound and breath. No dance experience necessary. On Friday, March 23, Joseph and his company will perform “Scourge” on the MainStage at 8 p.m. THEATRICAL DANCE WORKSHOP: Begins March 10, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. At the new Kriya Studio. $12 drop in, $89 for 8 weeks. Info, 802-8621369. Come to stretch, strengthen and explore in a guided high-energy class with emphasis on both technical and improvisational skills. All levels welcome.

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Electricity: Safe and Secure, March 30 - April 1. $275. Learn to wire lights, receptacles, GFCIs, switches, and telephone and cable connections safely and to code. Codes, Costs, and Contracts, March 31 - April 1. $275. Get a firm grasp on codes, estimating costs, and negotiating contracts as they relate to the construction or renovation of your home. Re-defining Pre-Fab, April 8-20. $1400. Redefine the term “Pre-Fab” into one of “Design/Build Efficiency” and then gain the tools to begin creating “Design/Build Efficient” dwellings. Mathematics for Building, April 21, $150. This one-day intensive on the applications of algebra, geometry and trigonometry in design and construction will make the confusing understandable. Tips and Tricks of the Trade, April 22, $150. Learn how to improvise tools when you don’t have the real thing, how to do the work of two by yourself, and much more. Info, call 802-4965545 or visit www.yestermor row. org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on. Celebrating our 26th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

drawing DRAWING FOR BEGINNERS AND ADVANCED STUDENTS: Thursdays, for 5 weeks beginning April 5, 6-8 p.m. The Art Place. $150 includes materials. Info, 802-399-8444 or email danilopintor@yahoo.com. Want to learn how to draw fast? Bring a picture or someone to draw and Danilo Gonzalez will teach you how.

drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Spring 2007 Session I: Classes are held in the Taiko Space at 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Kids’ Classes (Beginners—Renshuu), Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20, 5-week session begins 3/27. $40. Kids’ Classes (Advanced Beginners—Kawara), Mondays, 3:15-4, 5-week session begins 3/26. $40. Adult Classes (Beginners—Soko II), Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20, 5-week session begins 3/27. $45. Adult Classes (Advanced Beginners—Yodan), Mondays, 5:30-6:50, 5-week session begins 3/26. $45. Adult Classes (Intermediate—Soko Form), Mondays, 78:20, 5-week session begins 3/26. $45. Gift certificates are available! Info, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or call 802-658-0658. HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Wednesdays at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Beginners Conga Class, 5:306:50 p.m. Beginners Djembe Class, 7-8:50 p.m. Four-week session begins 5/9, $40/session. Walk-in price: $12. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins welcome! Gift certificates available! RICHMOND TAIKO CLASSES: Kids and Parents (Beginners—Matsuri), Thursdays, 6-6:50, 5-week session begins 3/29. $80/pair. Adult Classes (Beginners—Gobyoshi), Thursdays, 7-7:50, 5-week session begins 3/29. $50. In the Community Meeting Room at the Richmond Free Library. Paid pre-registration is due by 3/22, and there is a 10person minimum for each class. Info, email classes@burlington taiko.org or call 802-434-2624 for Richmond class information.

empowerment CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning April, May and June. Info, 802-482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org. American Foreign Policy, Acoustical Guitar for Novice and Intermediates, Public Speaking, Building Health, Baby Sitting Class by Red Cross instructor, eBird from Audubon Vermont, Interior Design and Organizing, Backyard Astronomy, Complete Financial Management Workshop, Writers’ Workshop, Is Race Real? with Denise Dunbar. Senior discount 65 +. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. SETTING INTENTIONS FOR FINANCIAL ABUNDANCE; AN EXPERIENTIAL WORKSHOP: Saturday, March 24, 10:30 a.m. – 5 p.m. $100. Yoga Mountain Center, 79 Main St., Montpelier. Info, 802-479-1034 or email fredcheyette@earthlink.net. Presented by Fred Cheyette, M.A. Discover how it feels to be fully open to financial abundance. Create intentions around finances that are in alignment with your entire being. Generate energy to empower your intentions.

energy ART OF BEING: EXPLORATIONS OF THE SUBTLE HUMAN ENERGY SYSTEM: May 19 and 20, June 23 and 24, July 14 and 15, 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. Vergennes Wellness Center. $750, Info, Lucrezia Mangione, 802-377-3100 or visit www. handcraftedhealth.org. The world is literally turning upside down. Are you stuck right side up? The time for doubting your power is gone. The time to stand fully engaged in it is here. Realign yourself with a 3weekend program of exploring your wondrous, intelligent, subtle human energy system. Get right with your sovereign connection with inner wisdom. This program strengthens your trust muscle connecting you more deeply to your inner guidance system and inherent wisdom. This is a study in the energetic A&P of the human energy system (H.E.S), and the fundamentals of bio-energetic interactions. We explore its direct relationship to wellbeing and how consciously engaging with your H.E.S naturally aligns your vibratory health guiding you in leading a fully integrated life. HEALING TOUCH LEVEL ONE: April 24 - May 22, Tuesday mornings, 8:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. or April 27-29 (Friday, 6-9:30 p.m., Saturday and Sunday, 8:30 a.m. - 6 p.m.) Handcrafted Health, Llc. $333 tuition, $225 full-time student with ID and repeater and $40 for manual. Info, 802-877-3100 or visit www.handcraftedhealth. org. First level of a national nursing continuing education program for people of all professions: non-medical individuals, health professionals, psychotherapists, counselors, body therapists, physicians and registered nurses desiring in-depth understanding and practice of healing work using energy-based concepts. Thorough, engaging, and educational: learn energy principles basic to HT, the human energy system’s relationship to physical, emotional, mental and spiritual health, assessment of energy field, energy centers, learn specific HT techniques and applications in personal/professional practice. HT Program is an approved provider of continuing nursing education by Colorado Nurses Assoc., an accredited approver by the American Nurses Credentialing Center’s Commission on Accredation. HT Program is approved by the NCBTMB. 20 CE contact hours.

exercise GREAT DAYTIME WORKOUTS IN MONTPELIER: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St. Info, 802-223-4712 or visit www.cdandfs.com. Monday, noon - 1 p.m., NIA: dynamic, fun, nonstop sequences incorporate modern, jazz, and martial arts moves with deep stretching and strengthening. Tuesday, 9:30-10:30 a.m., Pilates Basic Mat w/expert guidance. Wednesday, noon - 1 p.m., African Dance Workout. Thursday, NIA (see Monday). Friday, 9:15-10:15 a.m., Beginning Modern Dance - a great

place for the beginning mover. All Classes: Drop-ins welcome, no prior experience needed. The Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, under the direction of Lorraine Neal, has been welcoming dancers and exercisers for over 30 years.

flederkrais® AWARENESS THROUGH MOVEMENT®: Classes every Monday starting March 12, 6-7 p.m. $10 per class or $52 for 6 weeks in Burlington. Improve posture, range of motion, be pain free. Info, call Darragh Lambert, CFP, 863-2438. Know what you do so you can do what you want.

fiber & surface design BOOKMAKING FOR EVERYONE: Shelburne Art Center. Wednesdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m., April 11 – May 9, (no class on Apr. 25), 4 weeks. Members $106, nonmembers $120, materials $10. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. Come explore the fusion of art and book with the making of artist books. We will begin with the exploration of creating exciting surface-treated papers. Then using these papers we will build a gallery of books using traditional and nontraditional structures and bindings. Students will be supported in developing individual book projects that combine structure, materials, content and artistic vision. No previous bookmaking experience is needed. (Experienced bookmakers are encouraged to join the sessions and continue exploring the concept of the book in a creative environment.) New early payment discount! See website for details.

fine arts FINE ART CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Portrait Drawing Workshop, Saturday & Sunday, March 24–25, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Beginning Watercolor, Mondays 7–9 p.m., April 30 – June 4, 6 weeks. Fundamentals of Drawing and Painting, Tuesdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m., April 10 – May 29. Monotype Workshop, Saturday & Sunday, May 19 & 20, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Chinese Painting: Beginning Landscape, Saturdays, April 7 & 14, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. (sign up for one or both workshops). Drawing from the Model, Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter. org.

healing arts HAND TALES: HAND ANALYSIS READINGS: Thursday, March 29, 12:30-6:30 p.m. 20min./$25, double sessions available. Please prepay. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts. Info, 802-660-8060. Have your hands read by a certified Hand Analyst. Your hands illuminate your life purpose. They reveal the special gifts you have to create and contain the tools for coping with the stresses of everyday life. Presented by Janet Savage.

gardening 2007 MASTER GARDENER BASIC COURSE: Tuesdays, beginning February 6 – May 8, 6:15–9:15 p.m. Offered statewide. $325 includes tuition and all materials. Info, call 656-9562 or visit www. uvm.edu/mastergardener. This UVM

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Extension course covers the basics of Home Horticulture. Instructors are UVM faculty and Vermont professionals. Topics include: Botany, Perennials and Annuals, Landscape Design, Vegetables, Lawns, Entomology, Plant Diseases, Soils, Woody Ornamentals, Pest Management, Invasive Plant Control, and Becoming a Master Gardener.

health INTRODUCTION TO CRANIOSACRAL THERAPY: April 21 and 22. The Body Center. Info, 802-865-9500 ext. 4. Taught by David Tomlinson. Advance registration required. This course is designed for both lay people and therapists wishing to learn about this gentle, yet extremely effective, hands-on therapy. It uses a holistic approach to assist the body’s own ability to heal and balance itself. The course will consist of lecture, demonstration and hands-on practice. Participants will learn a number of simple techniques to be used at home or integrated into any bodywork practice. David is an instructor for The Upledger Institute and has been teaching internationally for over four years.

herbs HERBAL APPROaCHES TO VIRAL CONDITIONS: With Betzy Bancroft. Thursday, March 29, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $10. Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal St., Winooski. Info, 802-865-HERB. Beginning with an explanation of what a virus is & how it operates, we’ll discuss herbal strategies for dealing with acute & chronic viral conditions. Enhancing immune health, prevention & specific antiviral herbs will be covered through examples like Herpes & Influenza treatment. Get to know more about common herbs like lemon balm & rosemary & meet some more powerful herbs like lomatium. Betzy is a practicing clinical herbalist. HONORING HERBAL TRADITIONS: One Saturday a month, beginning in April through the growing season. $800 includes all materials, reference book and membership to United Plant Savers. Join Kelley Robie, of Horsetail Herbs, for an eight-month Herbal Apprenticeship program held on her horse farm in Milton, VT. Info, call 893-0521. Preregistration required. We will be covering herbal therapies and nutritional support, with emphasis on the body systems. Learn handson instruction for home medicine making. Plant identification will take place in fields, forests, and wetlands. Eat wild foods and learn about plant sustainability. Herbal healing is a rich part of our human history. Make this summer an empowering health journey for yourself! VSAC grant accepted. LOCAL WILD EDIBLES: Sustainability, Safety & Connection / A Talk & Slide Show with Annie McCleary. Tuesday, March 27, 6–7:30 p.m. Sliding scale $5 - $20. Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal St., Winooski. Info, 802-865-HERB. Wild edibles offer us delicious nibbles as well as densely nutritious staple ingredients. Annie McCleary, Director of Wisdom of the Herbs School in Lincoln, Vermont, will focus on harvesting abundant nonnative edibles also know as weeds & invasives, & address issues of plant identification and toxicity. Learn how to communicate with the energy of the plant, ask permission to harvest & offer gratitude, deepening connec-

tion with the Earth. Annie will offer a handout of wild food recipes. ORIENTAL HERBAL MEDICINE PROGRAM: Begins September 2007. 150-hour program. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 802-288-8160 or visit www. elementsofhealing.net. This class will meet one weekend a month and will give students a strong foundation in the use of Chinese and Japanese herbs to treat numerous disharmonies. Students will learn the fundamentals of Oriental theory and diagnosis incorporating yin yang, 5 element, 8 principle, and Oriental internal medicine theory. An indepth study of abdominal, tongue and pulse diagnosis will make this course an extremely practical introduction to the art and science of Oriental herbal therapy. There will also be a hands-on approach to working with loose herbs and combining them into classical formulas. This class is appropriate for all body-workers and health-care providers, as well as those seeking to begin studies in alternative therapies. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify. WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Wisdom of the Herbs: Foundational Certification program, one weekend each month, April to November 2007. Develop relationship with local wild plants as edibles, medicinals and plant spirit beings; food as our first medicine and healthy lifestyle practices. Nature and Wholeness: Follow-up Certification program, one weekend a month, April to November 2007. Extended nature adventures, energy training, Shamanic journeying and study of core edibles and medicinals. VSAC grants available to qualifying applicants; please apply early. Info, contact Annie McCleary, Director, 802-453-6764, email anniemc@ gmavt.net, or visit www.Wisdom OfTheHerbsSchool.com. Lincoln, and South Woodbury locations.

holistic health HOMEOPATHY FOR INFANTS AND CHILDREN: NATURAL REMEDIES FOR COMMON PROBLEMS: Saturday, March 31 and April 14, 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. $45, total. Applecheek Farm, Hyde Park. Info, 802-878-3725. What is homeopathy? How can families use homeopathy to relieve common symptoms like earache or colic? This short course explains the principles of homeopathy and offers practical advice on using homeopathy to treat infants and children. Classes taught by Patricia Hechmer, homeopath practicing in Burlington and Jeffersonville. Pre-register by 3/24.

kids CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning April, May and June. Info, call 802-4827194 or visit www.cvuhs.org. Music Seeds for newborn to 2 and 25-year-olds, Mondays. Spanish for 4-5-year-olds, Mondays. Mandarin Chinese for 4-6-year-olds and 7-12year-olds, Tuesday afternoons. Cooking Together, 3rd-5th graders with adults. Pasta and Ravioli, Kids in the Kitchen, 4-8th graders. Reading with Babies and Toddlers, ages 0-3. Move & Groove, ages 1-3. Counting Circus with Toddlers, ages 3-5. Baby Sign Language Intro. Science and Math Tutoring for 5th-8th graders. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. All materials included. Senior discount 65 +. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

CRITTERS! SUMMER ART CAMPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Weeklong camps from June 25 - August 17. Full-day and half-day (for ages 5-7) programs. Ages 5 through teen. Info, 985-3648 or www.shel burneartcenter.org. Painting, Theatre, Mosaic, Clay on the Wheel and Handbuilding, Metal Arts, Bookmaking, Digital Photography and Photoshop Elements, and much more! $225 full day, $130 half day. Early payment discount until March 20 ($205/week). Young Rembrandts camp, (for 7–12-year-olds), August 13–17, Summer Art, 8:30-10 am and Pastel Drawing, 10:30 a.m. – 12 p.m. $70/session and $130/ both sessions.

language 123SPANISHNOW.COM: Monday - Saturday, 8 a.m./p.m. - 9 a.m./ p.m. Spanish, French and Portuguese. $150 for 9 weeks. Info, 917364-3123 or email constanciag@ hotmail.com. New class: Spanish for Younger Students. Designed for those in 4th–8th, Spanish/French, Williston. Starts March 15, 4-5 p.m. Beginner/intermediate starts March 15, Williston - Montpelier. Sign up now! BONJOUR! FRENCH LESSONS: Info, 233-7676 or maggiestandley@ yahoo.com. Private lessons and tutoring for individuals and groups in the Burlington area. Experienced instructor Maggie Standley has lived and worked in France and francophone Africa. She understands the joys and frustrations of learning a foreign language. She can help you conquer verb tenses, work on your accent, prepare for world travel and grasp business, culinary and artistic lingo. FRENCH AND SPANISH CLASSES: May 7 - June 25, 6:30-7:45 p.m. Language Learning in Vermont. $240. Info, 802-498-3343 or visit www.languagelearninginvt.com. New this spring! Beginning French and Spanish. All ages welcome. LANGUAGE CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning April, May and June. Info, 802-482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs. org. Italian for Travelers, Tuesday afternoons or evenings. Conversational French and French for Beginners, Tuesdays. Beginning Spanish, Mondays. Intermediate Spanish, Tuesdays. Spanish for 4-5-year-olds, afternoons. Portuguese for Travelers, Monday evenings. Beginning Mandarin, Wednesdays. Mandarin for Children. Slavic and Caucasian Culture Series. A Taste of American Sign Language. Senior discount 65 +. Ten minutes from Exit 12. SPANISH CLASSES: Classes starting April 16, 6-7:30 p.m. for beginners. Info, visit www.justspanish4u.com or email infor@ justspanish4u.com. If you want to learn Spanish, look no further. At Just Spanish 4u, Spanish is our expertise and native tongue. We offer affordable, one-on-one or group classes at a convenient time schedule to fit your professional or personal needs. Hurry up and reserve your seat to the exciting and diverse world of Spanish.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, April 3, 5:30 p.m. Adult classes meet Monday-Friday, 5:306:30 and 6:35-8 p.m., Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Wednesdays and Thursdays, 4-

5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Saturdays, 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. Zazen (seated Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch Aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: For an appointment to view a class, Saturday, 11 a.m., Wednesday, 7 p.m., call 802-864-7902 or visit www. iptaichi.org. 100 Church Street, Burlington. The snake style is the original martial version of Yang Tai Chi and was taught only to family and disciples for five generations. The snake style develops flexibility of the spine, hips, and rib cartilage and stretches and strengthens the internal muscles of the hips, abdomen, thoracic ribs and deep layers of the back. The snake style uses core muscles to move from posture to posture in a rhythmic and seamless pattern, generating powerful jin energy for martial skill and power. The snake style uses suppleness and subtlety to overcome brute force. Robust health, deep relaxation, emotional harmony, touch sensitivity and intuitive power are the rewards of studying this masterful martial art. The snake style is taught by Bao Tak Fai (Bob Boyd), Disciple of the late Grandmaster Ip Tai Tak and sixth-generation lineage teacher of the Yang style. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Suite 35, Williston. First class free. Info, 660-4072, visit www.bjjusa.com or email Julio@ bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian JiuJitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

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massage ADVANCED CLASSES FOR MASSAGE THERAPISTS: Pain Mechanisms of the Shoulder-Level 1, March 21 April 11. Pain Mechanisms of the Neck - Level 1, April 18 - May 9. $225 per series (includes workbook). Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., So. Burlington. Info, 802-658-7715 or visit www. touchstonehealingarts.com. These classes are designed for therapists and body workers who desire to increase their hands-on and evaluative skills toward the goal of being able to treat more complex chronic pain problems. Students will acquire advanced techniques and skills to greatly improve the effectiveness of their existing massage. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider. HOT STONE MASSAGE WORKSHOP: Sunday, March 25, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. $225 or take with the Spa Treatment Workshop for $425. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 205 Dorset St., So. Burlington. Info, 658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com. Learn how to incorporate hot stone massage into your practice, with specifics on equipment, supplies, stone selection and care. You will learn how to use the stones and perform a 90-minute hot stone massage routine. You will also learn variations in stone technique that will enable you to individualize your treatments according to your style and your clients’ needs. (Note: Stone sets are required but not provided for this workshop. Stone sets are available for purchase, please call 658-7715.) Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider. INTRODUCTION TO MASSAGE SCHOOL: Saturday, April 14, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. $25. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info, 802-658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts. com. This workshop is designed for those considering professional training at Touchstone Healing Arts. Get an overview of the career opportunities in the field of massage and bodywork. You will receive an orientation to the unique curriculum of Touchstone’s 650-hour Massage Practitioner Training Program. Touchstone instructors will demonstrate some of the massage modalities that are taught in the program. You will sample effective hands-on techniques, optimal body mechanics and the quality of touch that help Touchstone graduates excel in the profession.

INTRODUCTION TO THAI YOGA MASSAGE: With Kristin Borquist, Saturday, April 7, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., 2-5 p.m. $75. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info, visit www. touchstonehealingarts.com, 6587715 or email instructor kristin@ thaiyogasangha.com. Explore Thai Yoga Massage at this one-day introductory workshop taught by an Advanced Certified Practitioner. This ancient and sacred healing art is practiced clothed on a mat on the floor. Whether you are considering pursuing more extensive professional training or would like to bring a partner or friend to learn some simple and effective techniques, come and enjoy a day of profoundly relaxing and rejuvenating bodywork. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider. ORIENTAL BODYWORK PROGRAM: Begins September 2007. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 802-288-8160 or visit www. elementsofhealing.net. The 500hour Oriental Bodywork provides students with a solid foundation in Traditional Oriental Medicine theory, and two forms of Oriental massage; Amma massage and Shiatsu massage. The course will involve a detailed study of Oriental medicine theory, including the body’s meridian system and acupressure points, Yin Yang Theory, 5-Element Theory, 8 Principles of diagnosis, internal and external causes of disease will also be studied, as well as Oriental pattern differentiation. Additionally, diagnostic methods of finding disharmony (pulse, abdominal and tongue diagnosis) will be explored giving students the tools necessary to treat a wide range of disorders and imbalances. This allows students to create not just a relaxing massage experience but also a health treatment plan that can be implemented during their massage sessions. A Western science class, Anatomy and Physiology, personal and professional ethics and business development has been incorporated into the bodywork program as well. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify. SWEDISH MASSAGE PRACTITIONER TRAINING PROGRAM: September 11, 2007 - June 5, 2008, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage. Info, call 658-7715, www.touchstonehealingarts.com. Touchstone Healing Arts offers a 650-contact hour program in Therapeutic Massage. This course provides students with a solid foundation in therapeutic massage, anatomy and physiology, clinical practice, professional development and communication skills. THE SPA TREATMENT WORKSHOP: Friday, March 23, 6-9 p.m. and Saturday, March 24, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. $250 or take with Hot Stone Massage workshop for $425. Info, and for a list of required supplies, call 658-7715 or visit www. touchstonehealingarts.com. Learn how to perform wraps, scrubs and foot treatments with or without the availability of a shower. This handson workshop will cover the theory, concepts and procedures for body treatments that relax muscles in preparation for massage and en-

hance all the benefits of massage including enhanced circulation and lymph flow. You will learn about different products and supplies to perform from the simplest to the most complex procedure. You will learn five specific treatments and their variations. Each student will receive and perform a therapeutic wrap and a scrub. Touchstone Healing Arts is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Mondays through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http:// www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month, March 4, for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.

metal/stained glass METAL AND STAINED GLASS CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Comprehensive Stained Glass, Wednesdays, 6–8:30 p.m., April 11 – June 13, 10 weeks. Chainmaking, 9:30 a.m. – 12:30 p.m., April 10 – May 29, 8 weeks. Jewelry I, Thursdays, 6:30–9:30 p.m., April 12 – May 31, 8 weeks. One-Day Lead Came Workshop, Saturday, April 28, 9 a.m. – 6 p.m. Bronze Casting, Saturday, May 12, 9 a.m. – 2 p.m. One-Day Copper Foil Workshop, Saturday, May 19, 9 a.m. – 6 p.m. Enameling Workshop, Saturday, April 28, 9 a.m. – 2 p.m. Designing with Glass Workshop, Saturday, June 6, 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. New early payment discount! See website for details. Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org.

music GREEN MOUNTAIN VT MUSIC TOGETHER: April 9 - June 25, 10 weekly 45-minute classes. Burlington, Jericho Ctr, Richmond, Shelburne, Stowe, Waterbury. $165 for 10 weeks, including materials. Info, 802-760-9207 or visit www. greenmountainmusictogether. com. Music, movement, dramatic play for children 0-5 years and the adults who love them! Classes of 612 children in mixed-age groupings and 3-5-year-old classes. Different instruments and props each week. We support parents in becoming musical role models! Call to sign up for a free demo class.

painting PAINTING IN ACRYLIC: Wednesdays, for 5-weeks, beginning April 4, 6-8 p.m. The Art Place. $150 including materials. Info, 802-3998444 or email danilopintor@ya hoo.com. Bring the image of what you want to paint and Danilo Gonzalez will teach you how to paint in a fun way.

pilates 123 PILATES: Get a personalized program just for you. Experience the benefits of Pilates exercise in our generously equipped studio, complete with five Reformers, a separate studio for private sessions, and a sprung maple wood floor. Call today to make an appointment for a free introductory session, and register for private sessions and small group classes. Beginners are always welcome! 49 Heineberg Drive, (Hwy 127), Colchester. Info, call 802-863-3369, visit www.123pilates.com, email lucille@123pilates.com. Lucille L. Dyer is a Certified Movement Analyst and Pilates instructor with over 20 years of experience teaching dance, choreography, and fitness. She specializes in Pilates, integrative movement, and dance through Labanbased movement explorations and notation. ABSOLUTE PILATES: Tone, stretch, strengthen, energize! Discover the power of the Pilates method of body conditioning and create a whole new body. Absolute Pilates offers equipment-based private sessions (free 1/2 hour intros available) and group mat classes in an attractive, welcoming locale within the Espire personal training studio. 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info, please call Lynne at 802-310-2614, or email lynnemartens@ msn.com, or visit www.Espirefitness.com and click on Absolute Pilates. Lynne was certified by the Pilates Studio, NYC, in March 2000 by Pilates elder Romana Kryzanowska and master teacher Bob Liekens. Lynne also teaches in Burlington and at the University of Vermont. PILATES SPACE, A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, lightfilled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good, and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer info sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-8639900 or visit www.pilatesspace. net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

reiki FIRST DEGREE REIKI ATTUNEMENT: Dates, times as per individual schedule. $500. Info, taught by Reiki Master/Teacher, Jangchub Palwo (J.P.), 802-872-1131 or email Jangchubpalwo@yahoo.com. Inspire your healing techniques. Receive direction in Usui Shiki Ryoho Reiki. REIKI : Level I, Saturday, April 14, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $100. In this class you will receive and have hands-on practice with the 1st Reiki symbol. We will practice meditation that supports our hands-on healing practice, overcoming the obstacles in building a practice, and discuss the importance of having boundaries in your clinical practice. You will also receive a certificate. Reiki Master Class (Part I), Saturday, April 28, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $100. (Part II will be scheduled individually).

Info, call Alexis Houston, 802-3438486 or Kelly MacDermott Burns, 802-746-8834. Prerequisites: Reiki levels I and II, 30 hours of clinical experience, and regular personal meditation practice. In this class you will receive and have hands-on practice with the Reiki Master symbol. We will work with specific advanced practices. You will receive a Reiki master certificate after finishing Part II. REIKI: Please join Sukhada Repass, certified Reiki Master Teacher, for a Reiki Clinic on the first Saturday of every month. Donations cheerfully accepted. Ray of Light, The Alternative Wellness Center, 34 Pleasant Street, Morrisville. Info, email rayoflight108@gmail.com or 802-730-4440. Please contact me if you need directions and RSVP. Reiki encourages health and balance of body, mind and spirit. Dates to add to your calendar: Saturdays, April 7 and May 12, Alternative Wellness Center. Sukhada teaches Reiki classes, all levels, on a regular basis. REIKI DAY LONG CLASSES: Reiki level one, Saturday, March 31, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. $175. Reiki level two, Saturday, March 24, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., $195. Teacher, Chris Hanna at Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Burlington, 802-8781711, chris@risingsunhealing. com. Member Vermont Reiki Association. Learn this powerful hands on healing art and develop your skills with Reiki.

snowkiting SNOWKITING: Lesson details: Intro to Snowkite, up to 3 people, 3 hours. $95. Learn safety, set up, how to fly the kite and get your first rides. On the Boards Lesson, up to 3 people, 2 hours. Learn how to stay and ride upwind, refine your technique, start jumping. $85. Info, 951-2586 or visit www.stormboarding.com. Get ready to get going this winter snowkiting. Ski, tele or snowboard with a kite, cruise or go as extreme as you can handle. This exciting and fast-growing sport has a place for everyone - cruising, jumping, going fast, riding terrain/ rails, accessing backcountry and adding a new dimension to winter sports. We also sell kites and gear, gift certificates available.

spinning SINGLES ONLY SPINNING AND MIXER: March 23, 5:30 p.m. Shelburne Health and Fitness. $10. Info, 802-985-3141 or visit www. shelburnehealthandfitness.com. Meet other singles in a health environment. This Spinning class will be immediately followed by a wine and appetizers mixer. Food is provided by Buono’s Restaurant. Those new to Spinning are encouraged to come.

sound healing SOUND WORKS: The Illumination of Consciousness; Programs with Zacciah Blackburn, The Center of Light Institute of Sound Healing and Shamanic Studies: Emerging from the Cave, Explorations with the Sanctity of Bear; the Heart of the Sacred Feminine & Reclaiming the Power of Our Self. March 24-25, Williston, $195. Meeting Our Divinity, Resting in the Sanctuary of the Cosmos; Egyptian High Alchemy & Personal Evolution. April 7-8, Burlington, $210. Info, 802-879-4370 or visit www.thecenteroflight.net.

theater ACQUIRE COPING SKILLS FOR YOUR 15 MINUTES OF FAME IN PUBLIC SPEAKING FOR THOSE WHO WOULD RATHER NOT!: FlynnArts Class for adults! Thursdays, April 19 - May 19, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $95 for four weeks. Older teens welcome by permission. Info, flynnarts@flynncenter.org or 652-4548, ext. 4. Instructor Margot Button will help participants become more comfortable with their ability to speak to groups of any size on any subject in Public Speaking for Those Who Would Rather Not!, a relaxed class designed to relieve anxiety. Fun activities cover many presentation scenarios including the use of microphones and even spicing up a PowerPoint presentation. Teachers, business people, auditioning actors, and others will find the perfect forum for expanding their vocal prowess in this supportive class. FIND YOUR VOICE AT THE FLYNN!: Saturday, March 24, 1-3 p.m. $20, limit: 25. MainStage, Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, flynnarts@fly nncenter.org or 652-4548, ext. 4. Broadway veteran and National Poetry Slam champion Marc Bamuthi Joseph fuses spoken word, theater, and dance into his high energy “choreo-poem” performances. This workshop will create a space that celebrates the voices of teen and adult participants and helps build the performance skills of poets, actors, and anyone who wants to “find their voice.” On Friday, March 23, Joseph and his company will perform “Scourge” on the MainStage at 8 p.m.

women WOMEN’S HEALTH & WELLNESS: With Kelley Robie. Wednesday, March 28, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal St., Winooski. Info, 802-865-HERB. Women have a long tradition in the knowledge of herbal healing. This class will explore a variety of herbs & foods, as well as their actions in the body, that have been used by women to nourish mind, body & spirit for generations. Come explore the magical & beautiful world of herbal healing for women. We’ll make a tea blend in class for you to take home. Kelley is a practicing herbalist & certified iridologist.

wood WOOD WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Handplanes in the Workshop, Instructor: Garrett Hack, Saturday/Sunday, March 31 and April 1, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Members $250, nonmembers $275, materials $20. Bowl Turning, Saturday/Sunday, May 12–13 or June 9–10, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Contemporary Windsor Stool Class, Saturday– Monday, April 13–15, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Veneering Workshop, Saturday and Sunday, April 28–29, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Mastering The Bandsaw, Sunday, June 3, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburne artcenter.org. WOOD WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Ten-week classes for all levels: Fine Woodworking—Beginning, Mondays, April 9 – June 18 (no class May 28), 6:30–9:30 p.m. Fine Woodworking—Intermediate/Advanced, Tuesdays, April 10 – June 12, 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. or Tuesdays, April 10 – June 12, 6:30–9:30 p.m. or Wednesdays, April 11 – June 13, 6:30–9:30 p.m. New early payment

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org. WOODWORKING SCHOOL AND APPRENTICESHIP PROGRAM: Build a Kayak (Chesapeake Light Craft), begins in April, date/time TBD. Intro to Cabinetry, begins March 22. Build a Shaker End-Table, begins April 10. Build a Drop-Leaf Table. begins April 14. Bowl Turning, April 21. Pen Turning, March 31. Jewelry Box Workshop, begins May 30. Toy Airplane Workshop, April 14. The Community Woodworkers Shop, 382 Hercules Drive, Colchester. Info, call 802-654-SHOP. Web: http://mysite. verizon.net/stevensturgis/cww.

yoga BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or Ayurvedic consultations available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $14 drop-in, $110 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage. Christine is also a certified Ayurvedic consultant. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily classes offered 6:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes, $160 for unlimited monthly membership, $75 for a private lesson. Info, 658-9642 (YOGA) or piper@burlingtonyoga.com. Classes: Anusara Inspired, Beginner, Flow, Slow Flow, Iyengar style, Kripalu, Kripalu/ Kali Ray Tri Yoga (Lisa Limoge, 324-7074), Kundalini, Men’s, Prenatal and Restorative Yoga. “The yogi whose mind is ever under his control, always striving to unite with the Self, attains the peace of Nirvana - the Supreme Peace that rests in me.” Bhagavad Gita VI ‘15 Krishna to Arjuna. EVOLUTION YOGA: Classes for all levels taught in Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu, Iyengar, and Ashtanga traditions. Specialty classes offered weekly in prenatal, postnatal, fundamentals, restorative yoga, and yoga for 60+. $13 drop-in, $11/hour-long classes, $120/10-class card. Monday, 5:45 p.m. Vinyasa class is “pay what you can.” Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info, 864-9642 or visit www.evolutionvt.com. We are currently enrolling for the following six-week series: Yoga for a Healthy Head, Neck and Shoulders, Yoga for Women Over 40, Yoga for Golfers, Yoga for a Healthy Back, and Ashtanga Fundamentals. Evolution offers a full baby/children’s yoga program from 2 months to 6 years. Check out our upcoming workshops: Infant Massage, Saturday, March 24, 1-2:30 p.m. Partner Prenatal Yoga and Massage, Saturday, April 28, 2-5 p.m. Mother’s Day Yoga Retreat with Jennifer Harris, Sunday, May 13, 2-4 p.m. INEXHAUSTIBLE TREASURE: THE HEART’S GARDEN: A weekend of Anusara Yoga with certified teacher Sara Rose, March 30, 31 and April 1. Shelburne Town Hall. Info, Heidi Bock, Heidi@Bock.com or 802-598-2286. Come celebrate the Spring Equinox and the joy of the earth’s awakening in this weekend of Anusara Yoga. Through the Universal Principles of Alignment and Tantric philosophy, we will cultivate and come home to the treasure of our very own consciousness.

INTRODUCTION TO THAI YOGA MASSAGE: With Kristin Borquist, Saturday, April 7, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., 2-5 p.m. $75. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info, visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com, 658-7715 or email instructor kristin@thaiyogasangha.com. Explore Thai Yoga Massage at this one-day introductory workshop taught by Kristin Borquist, an Advanced Certified Practitioner. This ancient and sacred healing art is practiced clothed on a mat on the floor, and includes applied pressure along the body’s energy pathways, and assisted stretching, coordinated in a rhythmic series of movements that is both calming and energizing. Learn a series of simple, flowing, and effective techniques to warm muscles and increase flexibility and ease. Whether you are considering pursuing more extensive professional training or would like to bring massage home to family, students, partners, and friends, come enjoy a day of profoundly relaxing and rejuvenating bodywork. Individuals and pairs are welcome. ROOT YOGA: Monday, free, 6-7:30 p.m. UUA Church at the top of Church Street, Burlington, parlors. Tuesday, free, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Healing in Commons, Shelburne Road, Thursday: $10 drop in/$48 sixclass pass. 12-1 p.m. UUA Church, Church Street, Burlington, parlors. Friday: $10 drop in, $48 six-class pass, 5:30-7 p.m. UUA Church, Susan B Anthony room, second floor. Sunday: $10 drop in/$48 six-class pass. 4:30-6 p.m. UUA Church, Susan B Anthony room, second floor. Info, 802-658-4152 or email root. yoga@gmail.com. YOGA IN ROCHESTER: Mondays, April 2, 9, 16 and 23, 7-8:30 a.m. Pre-registration required. Each series is the same. Limit 8. $35.00 for each series. Info, call 802-3438486. How can I develop my practice at home with compassion? This series is designed for beginners or for those who have tried yoga but do not practice regularly. No matter where we are in our lives there are easy and compassionate ways to heal ourselves at home through our yoga practice. In this spring workshop series we will tailor asanas and breathing practices to meet your needs by learning: How to have compassion for ourselves in all phases of our practice, creating space and time for our practice, balancing our practice on the mat with the practice of living, working with the physiology of our emotions and our perceptions of limitations. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful spacious studios on the Winooski River and our new downtown studio and boutique at 113 Church Street (top floor of the Leunig’s building). $14 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass, $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit yogavermont. com. Six-week sessions Intro to Kripalu and Ashtanga, Kids Yoga, Adaptive Yoga, Yoga and Kung Fu and more start up in March. 200-hour Yoga Instructor Course begins March 2007. Gift certificates available online and at the studios.

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Appliances/ Tools/Parts FORD F150 1994 4X4 step Ford F150, 4x4, red, v8, auto, reg cab, needs brake line, and gas tank, was recently inspected, $1800/OBO. call 802-862-9953 parts or fix Freezerless Refrigerators 2 Frigidaire Freezerless Refrigerators. White, 17 cu ft., commercial-rated. Like new. $350 ea. 802-878-7558. G.E. ELECTRIC COOKTOP Almondcolored. 21.25 x 30.25” (fits 19.5” x 28.5” countertop opening). Spotless, like new. $75. 802-899-2305. Juki Industrial Serger 4 thread. Great machine. MO 2514 Series. Includes table. I used it for upholstery. $400 802-793-7306. PENIS ENLARGEMENT FDA Approved medical vacuum pumps, Viagra, Testosterone, Cialis. Gain 1-3” permanently. Free Brochures. 619-294-7777, http://www.drjo elkaplan.com. (AAN CAN) Scroll Saw Shop Fox Scroll Saw unopened from box, new. Asking $150. For more info call 802-223-0646. Sears Car Topper X-large, locking, like new, fits van or wagon, comes w/old-style rain gutter racks. $75/OBO. 802-864-7740.

Clothing/ Jewelry $9 PRESCRIPTION EYEGLASSES Custom made to your prescription, stylish plastic or metal frame, Highindex, UV protection, antiscratch lens, case, lenscloth for only $9. Also available: Rimless, Titanium, Children’s, Bifocals, Progressives, Suntints, AR coating, etc. Http://ZENNIOPTICAL.COM. (AAN CAN) DESIGNER WEDDING DRESS Purchased spring 2006 at Sewly Yours on Church St. Never been worn both elegant and flattering for any body type. Material: silk/satin chiffon and a delicately draped neckline with open back or crisscross option. Fits 41” bust can be altered to any size. Paid $1850 asking $999. 802-425-5714.

Electronics blue clamshell laptop G3 clamshell ibook. Has brand new wireless card. Is in great shape. Batteries dead but cord works. OS 10 system. Really cheap! Paid $550 asking $250 O.B.O. mylittlegothpony@hotmail.com BOSE 201 V speakers Just like new BOSE bookshelf 201 V Series. Never played loudly, in nearly perfect shape, no blemishes! Great speakers. Crisp sound! Larry 8584045. $150 obo. Canon GL2, 3 chip video camera with extras - wide angle lens, battery packs, filters. Used for approx. 6 hours - perfect condition. Call 802-989-1957 if interested.

Laptop Excellent condition. Used for one month. Moving and need the money. Asking $500 Email snowangel5876@hotmail.com. WIRELESS ROUTER Belkin wireless router, good condition. $25. 802-425-3330. Yamaha 7.1 THX receiver 7.1 channel THX HTR-5890, 120 watts receiver, like new 100% working condition. Incls. remote and manual. See CNET or AMAZON for SPECS. Email w/questions. albunnell@comcast.net

Entertainment/ Tickets Dancer, solid gold exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette and fun-on-one shows or anytime good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802-658-1464. New talent welcome. DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties. Work available. Make full-time money with parttime hours. No experience necessary. 802-862-1377. Dean Martin Video Collectn 18 celebrity roasts & variety show videos; some played once, some never, $450 value, $125/OBO. 802-324-3113. Dispatch 2 tkts July 15th Two Dispatch great tickets for July 15th 2007 at Madison Square Garden. Dispatch is re-uniting for a Zimbabwe fundraiser. All shows are completely sold-out. 802-233-7616. Gay DVDs & VHS $5/each, gay VHS tapes @ $2.50/each, magazines $1.00/each. Sony Stereo. Essex Junction 802-288-8188.

Free Stuff Vegetable Oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Global Markets, 863-9460.

Furniture 5 pc Dinette set Cherry finish, table chairs all in original box. Must sell. Only $225. 802-893-7296. BABY FURNITURE Gently used maple crib and cradle. Both are in excellent condition. Crib has drawer underneath and mattress; cradle with pad. 802-425-3330. Bed set Mattress, box. Brand new, still in original plastic. Retails for $475. Must sell. $260. 802-734-0788. Bourne-Hadley antique desk w/shelves on the side. Great for students. Unfortunately recent scratch on top. $25. 802-8582070, leave a message. Brass bed w marble knobs Queen-size water bed or traditional mattress. Real brass in good condition. $450. Call Scott 238-4216.

cherry Bedroom set Lined drawers dovetailed construction. Headboard, footboard, mattress, box, dresser, chest, nightstand. Cost $5000, sell $1550. Beth, 802-893-3666. Cherry Ent. Cabinet Custom- made in NH, cherry, black, glass. 4 adj/2 fixed shelves. Holds 204 CD’s 46Hx18Dx35W”. Wood not MDF. Cost $700, now $250. MiloDwitt@wildblue.net, Milo 802-454-8383. CRADLE Pali maple cradle, barely used! Comes w/cradle pad. $100. 802-425-3330. CRIB Gently used maple crib. Morigeau brand, light maple finish. Comes w/storage drawer. $175. 802-425-3330. Entertainment Stand Oak, glass doors with lights. TV opening 30 inches wide X 26 inches Tall X 19 inches deep. $250. Call 802-864-9558. Futon Solid wood w/brand new mattress. All in box, never used. Cost $696, sell $275. 802-893-7296. Hot Tub 2007 Hot tub spa. 32 jets, 5 hp, ozonator, waterfall, all self contained. Full warranty. Sacrifice only $3900. 802-598-0316. House furniture 27” Zenith TV, glass & oak cabinet $100. 7 drawer bureau/lg mirror (pretty), $100. Pair of white wood bar stools/w backs, $30. Table and 4 chairs, $75. Lamps plus, 802-782-9522. house furniture 2001 Qu. bxspring & mattress, frame & hdbrd $100. Twin 2001 bxspring/mattress frame & hdbrd $65. NIKEN qu. mattress $175. Floor lamps $10. & $15. Call 802-782-9522 Memory Foam Mattress 8” Visco mattress and box and frame. Still in box w/warranty. Cost $1500. Must sell, $550. 802-893-3666. Oak Entertainment Center w/CD/DVD slots, originally from Sam’s, $65. 802-858-2070. Oak Table Seeks Kitchen Beautiful oak kitchen table w/oak top and white base. Oval. 5’ long. Seats six. $55. Call 802-858-2070 w/message if you are its kitchen. Old Oak Desk: in fairly good condition. Its eight drawers all work. Height: 30”, Length: 48”, Depth:26”. $95 UCarry. 862-9978. Sectional Sofa Hunter green, excellent condition, $850. Call for addit. details. 802-864-9558. Seeking new couch potatoes Comfy sofa set seeks new couch potatoes. One seats 3 and one seats 2. $125 for the pair. St. Albans. Leave a message at 802-858-2070. furniture sell/give-away Queen & twin-size mattress w/ box springs, futon, loveseat sofa, coffee table, wooden dining room table, antique vanity desk, 516761-5912, zinistar@gmail.com. WINE RACK Large wooden adjustable wine rack, Williams and Sonoma. $30. 802-425-3330.

Garage/Estate Sales Moving Sale 1 antique cherry dining room table, top needs refinishing, 2 leaves and 9 antique chairs. Antique cherry sideboard, 1 cherry china hutch goes w/table and sideboard, but not an antique. $2700/set or prices of sep. pieces neg. Cherry chest of drawers w/ marble top, $300. 802-985-8148. Organic Seeds 400+ pkts High Mowing Organic Seeds (2006 season). Lots of variety. $.90 ea. (802) 878-7558.

Pets Free Guinea Pig Black male guinea pig free to a good home. Email steller@jsc.vsc.edu for more info. Aquarium 29-gallon tank w/ black solid oak stand, hood & lights. $150. 802-598-8497. Cat Looking for a Home Male cat, white w/ orange tail and orange on head. Was a stray, has been neutered and had shots. He is friendly and talkative. 802 373 9128. Golden Retriever Puppies Well bred. 8 weeks on March 29. First shots. AKC papers. Good homes. $450 Colchester 802-893-3640. Sunglow Corn Snake 5ft, male. Comes with 40-gallon tank plus travel tank. $200/OBO, aradisejm25@aol.com. Total Saltwater Aquarium! Complete salt water aquarium, everything is included! $750. Call me at 802-324-1067, ask for Alex.

Sports Equipment BENCH AND WEIGHTS “Tuff Stuff” brand adjustable weight bench, along with free weights - ranging from 5-50 pounds. $50. 802 598-6590. EXCELLENT DEAL BowFlex Sport: $550/OBO, brand-new portable massage table: $150/OBO. Brandnew Punching bag $70/OBO. 802-482-4375. Giant STP3 2004 *UPGRADED* Great for mountain biking, urban, or just getting around town. Size small. Disc brakes. 14”. Asking $400 OBO. Great condition. Kids/ Young adults. 802-860-6339 Snowboard, boots, $119 Midseason theft! Kemper boots, hiback bindings, size 11-12, 5 ft. brd $300 new, good condition, no kinks in lining reach wood, S. Burl. 802- 864-6417. TENT-Mtn Hardwear 3 person Mtn Hardwear Hammerhead 3, Weight 8 lbs, Floor area 46 squareft., Vestibule-10+10, 2 Doors, Rainfly & Footprint included. Mesh panels can be zipped closed for addit. warmth or privacy!! LIKE NEW ONLY USED 4 TIMES!!! Retail-$335. Asking-$275. contact-ctfry@yahoo.com Treadmill for Sale! Moving must sell ASAP! Like new Proform XP 680 Crosstrainer treadmill. Retails for $900 but will sell for $550. (802)999-5518.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave, 802-859-8966. For Sale 1994 Jeep Cherokee Sport, V-6 4WD, 5-speed, 203k Runs good. $1200/OBO. Call 802-310-0161. Yorktowne Pfaltzgraff Wanted Pfaltzgraff Yorktowne dinnerware and accessories. 802- 658-0442. SHED WANTED Looking for a small (20-50 square foot), inexpensive shed (gardening, ice fishing etc) to convert into a chicken coop. Please call 802-989-4165.

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ÂŤ want to buy Wanted Transcriber machine Must be in good working condition w/all necessary equip. Price neg. Call Andrea 802-355-4581 or email DafanntomTagger@aol. com. Please leave message if no answer.

Childcare Childcare needed Childcare provider needed for 3-year-old and 7-month-old in our Burlington home Tuesdays and Thursdays (9:00-4:00). Call Rachel at 802-863-1949. Nanny Bright and Sweet 24, responsible, efficient, family support specialist, good English, can teach piano, refs., avail. 07/08/07 email pavlina_en@yahoo.com. Nanny needed - PT/FT PT Summer help needed with 2 boys (5&6) while mom cares for newborn at home. We are also looking for someone FT to care for our infant in the fall M-T with housekeeping on Fridays. Contact Laura 802-233-8265. Seeking ChildCare In South Burlington for 1-yr-old daughter. Looking for live out nanny. 25-30 hrs a week, no weekends. Experience required w/ refs. Needed ASAP. 802-316-1912.

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Creative Recreational Boomerangs Handcrafted wooden boomerangs for adults. Each one is unique and no two are alike. For more information go to www.crescentmoonboomerangs.com

Education Tutoring Services in writing, reading comprehension, articulation, oral language and/or communication skills by a certified speech/language pathologist w/20 years experience. Individual sessions: $40/hour. Resume and refs. avail. upon request. Burlington area. Terry Close, MS, CCC-SLP, 802-598-0154. taclose@msn. com.

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Counseling Mental Health Counseling for children, adolescents and adults. Annemieke Graven Meau LCMHC, M.Ed...many years experience, trauma, school adjustment issues, DBT therapy, etc. Medicaid and sliding scales accepted. Burlington. Call 802-363-1557.

Choosing How to Age Ongoing support group for men and women over 60 invites new members. Tuesdays, 4-5:30 p.m. Burlington. Group facilitator: Barbara Kester, Ph.D., Licensed Psychologist-Doctorate. Please call for further information 802-657-3668. ENERGETIC MASSAGE Relaxing head, feet and lower back massage for athletes and men desiring to release stress from mind and body. Sliding fees. Jay, 802-288-8188.

Feng Shui Vermont Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Interior redesign, color, renovations, space clearing, presentations, workshops. Certified Feng Shui Consultant Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed. 802-496-2306, cwheelock @fengshuivermont. com, www.fengshuivermont.com. FREE Anti-Aging Samples Call me for a Free Anti-Aging sample - See results within days - pure and safe product...Victoria 802-999-4690. HEAL LONG-TERM ISSUES Discover how it feels to be fully open to life after healing your physical, emotional, financial, relationship or other issues. Fred Cheyette integrates NLP, psychotherapy, shamanism and other processes into a highly effective way of guiding people to the place they always dreamed about. Both in person and telephone sessions are available. 802-479-1034. LYMPH DRAINAGE THERAPY performed by licensed physical therapist. Detoxify, relieve chronic pain, improve immune system function, decrease swelling, induce deep relaxation, and alleviate constipation among other benefits. Contact Mindy Cohen at 865-9500 voicemail #3. Make dreams come true Are you a healthy woman age 2132? Become an egg donor! Up to $8000 compensation. Call tollfree: 1-866-DREAM DONOR. www. dreamdonations.com. Massage and Shiatsu Relieve muscle tension with deep tissue or Swedish massage. Shiatsu utilizes Traditional Chinese medicine to reduce stress & harmonize mind, body, spirit. Sierra-Maria Magdalena. 802-862-4677. www. amritamassage.com Massage therapy Choose from 1 or 1 1/2-hour sessions for relaxation, pain relief and restorative healing. Gift certificates, weekend and evening appointments also available. Jessica Griffin, NCTMB. Williston, 802-658-4500. Massage/physical therapy Find a solution for your muscle, joint, and pain problems. Ann Taylor, P.T. is a UVM graduate, 2002 Winter Olympic Coach, and ski instructor with 31 years experience as a massage and physical therapist. Office in Burlington, 35 King St. Spring Special: $55: hour and a half; 3 sessions: $150. 802-233-0932.

Moving/Hauling Drivers w/late model vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464.

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Breath Transformational Reclaim a full breath to reduce stress, increase energy and wellbeing. Friday evening and Saturday daylong workshop, March 23 & 24. $120 for both days. For info, call Jim, 802-985-5707, or jwhite@together.net.

Home/Garden HELPING HANDS Do you have too much to do and not enough time? Resourceful, organized, responsible “Jill of all trades� can help-Maggie 802-233-7676. Refs. Reasonable. Reliable.

1990 Volvo 240 Sedan Power windows, locks, heated seats winter and summer tires, cruise, new struts, brakes. 190K well maintained, many miles left. $1400 call 899-5426. 1993 Toyota Tacoma Great shape and running condition. Extended cab, 4 cyl, deep red. CD player. Sweet ride! $3200. 802-877-2029. 1997 Saab 900 S Auto, power windows, locks, mirrors. 2-way power sun roof. New paint. 4 studded snow tires. Inspected thru 1/08. $3000. 802-563-6000.

CAFE FOR SALE OR LEASE Addison Co. 24-seat, turnkey operation. Business only, low rent. Motivated sellers have other business ventures. $89,900 Call 802-989-2305

1997 Saab 900 S New engine, new clutch, new exhaust and more. Inspected thru 1/08. 5speed, power windows, 2 way power sun roof. Runs Great. $3000. 563-6000.

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1998 Chevy Blazer LS 4x4 CD, cass, pwr windows, locks, mirrors, sunroof, pwr seat, htd mirrors, AC, cruise. 128k miles, looks and runs awesome! $5,500 OBO.Call Jeff @310-8550.

MAKE $150/HOUR Get paid cash for your opinion! Earn $5 to $75 to fill out simple surveys online. Start now! http://www.paidchoice.com. (AAN CAN)

1998 Chevy S-10 pickup 107,000 miles. Great engine, no problems. Extended cab, bedliner, automatic. $2000/obo. 999-8591, leave message.

Movie extras, actors, models! Make $100-$300/day. No exp. req., FT/PT. All looks needed! 1800-799-6215. (AAN CAN)

1999 Volvo Cross Country Clean, excellent condition. This car is great in the snow and is a safe choice for a young driver. Leather, heated seats, second set of rims, new brakes. 127 K. $6500. 802-425-7250.

Movie Extras, Actors, Models! Make $100-$300/day. No experience required, meet celebrities, full time/part time, all looks needed! Call now! 1-800-5566103 extension 528. (AAN CAN) POST OFFICE JOBS AVAILABLE Avg. pay $20/hour or $57K annually including Federal Benefits and OT. Paid Training, Vacations. PT/FT. 1-800-584-1775 USWA Ref# P441 (AAN CAN) Successful 2000 sq. ft. bagel bakery cafe for sale. Turnkey. Possible owner financing. $115,000. 802-309-1252. Vending route equipment Coin counter, coin counter sorter, snack trays, vending software, 8’ shelves and 5’ multi-shelf rolling carts. $2000. 802-482-4642.

2 Brand New Winter Tires! 2 Winterforce tires, size 205-65-15, bought for $95/each, will sell for $50/each. Only 200 miles on tires. Burlington area, 802-324-3113. 001 BMW 325XI SPORT WAGON Attention Seniors! Power premium equipment including sunroof and leather seating. New inspection, 8 tires, like new! Ready for Spring? Below NADA @$19,500. (802)863-4366. 2001 Subaru Outback Ltd. Wagon, 5-speed manual, leather, heated seats, 2 sunroofs, LOADED. Great condition! 113 K, nonsmoking, one-owner miles. KBB. com = $9000. $8100/best. Must sell! Rob, 802-734-7818. 2003 Subaru Outback $10,000 98,800 mi., AWD, auto, winter package, new Nokian tires, runs great, clean, loaded & excellent condition, title in hand, one owner, call 518-647-5691.

Metta Touch Massage Are you stressed-out or sore from working out? Treat yourself to a wonderful Thai massage, customized just for you! Same-day appointments available. 598-8700. Blythe Kent, CMT. Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd-floor. Professional Massage Incls. hot rocks and hot towels. Also Foot Reflexology, Chakra Balancing and Hot Herbal Wraps. $40/ hour. 802-598-9927. 7 days, 108. Downtown. Same day. Women only.

1986 CORVETTE Red, V-8 Automatic, T-Top, new paint, new carpet, excellent condition! Only 26K. $15,000/ OBO, 802-764-6711.

2003 VW Golf GL TDI 5spd 30 K. Fully serviced, perfect alloys, Monsoon audio. Reduce your carbon footprint with 50 mpg on ULSD and Bio. 802-426-3889.

Cars/Trucks $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS, Cars from $500! Tax Repos, US Marshal and IRS sales! Cars, Trucks, SUVs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, more! For listings call 1-800-298-4150 ext. C107. (AAN CAN) 03 NISSAN XTERRA XE 4WD Excellent condition, auto, ABS, power pkg, cruise, CD, tilt, tow hitch, fogs, Bilsteins, 22-24 mpg, 1 owner, silver ice, 97 K, garaged. $12,500/OBO, 802-862-3264 or macdon12@yahoo.com. 04 Honda Civic EX 2d 29k $14250/OBO. Great car, great condition. Magnesium metallic ex., charcoal int. Good in snow. Dealer serviced. Still under warranty! 28/30 mpg! Lou at 802-310-8814. 05 VW Golf GLS TDI diesel Manual, moon roof, Monsoon, monster mats, 36 K. Perfect. Fully serviced. 45-50mpg. Vermont TDI Imports, www.vermontTDIim ports.com, sales@vermontTDIimports.com.

2004 VW Jetta GLS TDI 5spd Diesel 45-50 mpg, fully serviced, new tires, loaded Jetta GLS TDI wagon. 55 K. Vermont TDI Imports. Photos and VIN check @ w w w.ver montTDIimpor t s.com, sales@vermontTDIimports.com. 2005 Golf GLS TDI Turbo diesel. 45+mpg. Virginia car. Tiptronic, Monsoon, moon roof. Black/gray. One adult owner. Perfect maintenance/records. All keys. Title held. www.fruitlands.net vwtdi@fruitlands.net. Absolutely showroom. 2006 Honda Civic EX Galaxy Gray Exterior, Gray Interior. 4dr, 5-spd. Power windows & locks, Moonroof. Excellent condition. Very fun to drive. Asking $18,250. 802-238-5666 or timandjennlavi gne@comcast.net. 94 VOLVO 850 TURBO WAGON Sexy red, 7 pass, int. child seat, new everything, 167 K, runs and drives as new, 2nd set tires and wheels, clean title, no rust, leather, new pioneer cd, one owner, dealer serviced. $4250/OBO, 802-893-4607.

BLACK HONDA CIVIC 1196, 2door, hatchback. 176 K. $900. 802-496-2849. Black Subaru Forester ‘98 Black Subaru Forester. 94 K. CD player. AWD. New battery & oil change. Runs perfectly. ooleliseloo@aol.com Dodge Intrepid 2001 Reliable and reliably maintained (with records); gigantic trunk; 4 Hancook snows and 4 Michelin all-season tires included; p/w, p/l, power mirrors, cruise, Pioneer CD/tuner w/ remote; 125K Interstate miles. Below KBB at $3750/OBO. Please call 802-527-2008. Donate a car Change a life Good News Garage repairs donated cars and provides them to low-income families. You receive a tax deduction. Donate online www.goodnewsgarage.org or 877-448-3288. For Sale 1994 Jeep Cherokee Sport. Runs good, V6, 4WD, 5speed, tan, 203k, $1200/OBO. Call 802-310-0161. FORD F150 1994 4X4 step V8, 129K, auto, red, roof visor, runs exc, needs gas tank and brake line, $1800/OBO, 802-862-9953. Good 96 Minivan Solid 96 Mercury Villager, 165 K, AC, ABS, trailer hitch, power windows, new water pump/belts/partial exhaust, minor rust, runs great, inspected. $2800. Call 802-951-8765. Handsome, Dependable Jeep 2000 Sport Jeep Cherokee, 4 Wheel Drive with trailer hitch. Well maintained. Below book $4100. Call Suzi at 644-8297 (Jeffersonville). Mercedes Benz 300D Diesel, runs and drives great. Reliable, solid body, little rust, new brakes & battery. Good tires. Needs climate control work. $2000/OBO. 802-793-3543. One All-Season Tire! Excellent condition! $20 hardly used! One P205-70-15. Call 324-3113. RARE SUZUKI X-90 1996 Rare 4X4, T-Tops, 2 passenger, cruise, PW, PL, only 88K, fantastic car, turns heads, excellent shape, only $4995. Call 1-802-899-4444 Underhill. Subaru Outback Legacy 1999, SUS, Anniversary Edition, AWD, PL, PW, A/C, heated seats, 2 sets of tires, new brakes. 113,500 miles. $5250/OBO. Call 238-9122, leave message. VOLVO 960 WAGON 1997 2nd owner, fully optioned, excellent condition, runs and drives great, 7 pass, booster seat, moonroof, 2nd set wheels and tires, new radiator and brakes, only 126k, no rust, $4850/OBO 802-893-4607.

Motorcycles 2006 Kawasaki ZZR600 Silver, 1600K. Cateye signals, clear alternatives intergrator taillight, smoke windscreen, and warranty through 7/20/10! Great bike, fast! $5999/OBO. Call Lou at 802-310-8814. Summer ride, sweet price Black 2003 Honda Shadow ACE edition. 5000 miles. 750cc. Excellent condition. $4200/obo. 999-8591. Come get your summer ride!

On the Water POWER BOAT, Price Reduced! 1986 Sting Ray, w/trailer, in/outboard, free winter storage, 230 HP Merc-cruiser, 19’, open bow, seats 9, red/white. $3400/OBO. Call 324-3113.

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Recreational Vehicles 2003 Arctic F5 SNOWMOBILE 2003 Arctic Cat F5 Fire Cat .Only 1120K. Serious buyers only. Helmet and cover incld. Must pick up. Local delivery. Put.Cnty, NY. 845-656-7337. 2005 KAWASAKI KFX 400 Very fast four wheeler in very good condition. 400cc 4 stroke liquid inter cooled. Stored inside warehouse all winters. Paid $5500 asking $3200 802-324-0901, Matt

LOOKING TO JOIN A BAND looking to join a 50s,60s,70s rock band. lead guitar, lead vocals. Frank 802-658-6075 anytime. Singer, acoustic guitarist Looking to form, join CSNY type duo/trio. 35+ years experience, want to play out. Jeff Shelley, 802-872-9844. Starting a new music proj looking for guitarists, bassists, drummers, vocals. I play guitar and want to start a real band for playing out and makin music. 802-399-4896. Yo, Women! FEMALE musicians wanted to build all-girl vintage country/rockabilly/rock band. Needed: bass, drums, lead instruments (guitar, fiddle, mandolin, banjo, keys). I do rhythm guitar/vocals. http://www.myspace. com/rachaelricemusic 802-2294427 rachael.rice@yahoo.com

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Bands/ Musicians A cappella Jam Vocalists Jam band a cappella group, seeking all voice parts and Beat Box. Songs by Phish, Grateful Dead, etc. w/ vocal improv jam. vocaljam@ gmail.com. 718-614-7376. Blues bassist Playing the blues and rockin with it too, looking for others to jam, have fun, maybe get serious. 35 yrs old, decent equipment. Experience: I’m not Tommy Shannon, but I could be. I’m not Duck Dunn, but I could be. I’m definitely not Johnny B Gayden, might never be. I’m not John Paris, but I want to be. Let’s Rock and Roll, let’s shuffle, let’s drop down and do a real slow blues. 518-735-4510. Check out Nashville’s and LA’s newest sensation. www. christibauerlee.com or myspace.com/ christibauerleemusic. The truth will speak for itself. Classically trained flutist looking for jazz pianist/other musicians preferably who read music notation, also for Irish/ folk. I also play old-time banjo, recorder, tinwhistle, mandolin. Call Mara, 802-862-3581. Disc Jockey and Classical guitarist. Experience and elegance for your wedding and reception. Hann Hill, 802-922-6425. Grammy Nominated Drummer! Jason Corbiere, former drummer of Roomful of Blues, is available for gigs and lessons. Please email me at playitfunky@hotmail.com or call me at 802-868-7512.

Keyboards/Studio Equipment Crumar analog organ w/Leslie Simulator $200, Emu Emax sampling keyboard $350, Alesis sequencer $45, Sony A7 DAT Recorder $200, all OBO. 802-864-7740. Violin/Mandolin! Full, sweet bending notes and vibrato-custom-made mandolins by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802-865-3890, randolin@ verizon.net, http://www.geocities.com/randycrosby/.

Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, kids lessons, “Bluegrass 101” workshops and more. References, home visits available! Andy Greene, (802) 6582462; guitboy75@hotmail.com. www.andysmountainmusic.com Bass Guitar Lessons Aram Bedrosian. All levels/styles welcome! Learn technique, theory, songs, reading, ear training and more...years of teaching/playing experience. Convenient Pine St. studio. 802-598-8861 or aram@

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Guitar Instruction Berklee graduate w/classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory, and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. I enjoy teaching all ages, styles, levels. Rick Belford 802-864-7195, www. rickbelford.com. Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty) 862-7696, www. paulasbell.com. Music Lessons!!!!!! Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 19 yrs. experience. Friendly, individualized lessons in So. Burl. 802-864-7740, ero@ moomail.net.

Authorized Warranty/ Repair Martin guitars, Taylor, Guild, Fender, Kamman music, Meisel, Ovation by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802-865-3890, randolin@verizon. net, http://www.geocities.com/ randycrosby/repair.html. Custom Painted Ibanez Bass SRX300 brand new in box. Painted with pin-up girl design. Black. Played for one show with popular West Coast band. Flawless condition. Call 518-420-3682 for more info. Asking $300/OBO.

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ATTENTION ARTISTS! Art wanted for a snazzy decortive art shop in Waitsfield. Paintings, sculpture, iron art, and unique creations for consignment sale. Call Leanne 802-496-9180 Queen City Craft Bazaar The Queen City Craft Bazaar is looking for VT crafters, artists and designers. For more info and how to apply, go to queencitycraftba zaar.wordpress.com.

Creative Space The Traveling Knitter Offering knitting lessons, supplies, and parties - brought to you at your home or business. Contact Chris Heavner at 878-6869 or email: TheTravelingKnitter@veri zon.net.

For Sale Fabric Painting and Dyeing For the Theatre. Book by Deborah M. Dryden. New, mint condition, paperback. (Cover photographs in this posting in Art section of 7-Days website.) $25. 802-899-2305.

Auditions/ Casting Adult entertainment Producer looking for new female talent for future productions. 802-862-1377. Casting for web TV show A comedic Internet-based video serial is looking for cast and crew. No pay/defered. Must have weekend availability April - May. Headshot/resume: garywendallshow@ aneriafilms.com. FEMALE MODELS WANTED: 1335, attractive, good complexion/ figure. Compensation: pictures, experience, work with several photographers. For interview call or email David Russell Photography, 373-1912/dave@daverussell. org, www.daverussell.org.

Call to Artists Artists interested in showing their work at the Daily Planet, please contact Heather, dailyplanet15@verizon.net or call Daily Planet, 802-862-9647 and leave a message 3-5 p.m.

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Surface Design for Fabric Book by Richard Proctor and Jennifer Lew. (Revised) New, mintcondition, paperback. (Cover photographs in this posting in Art section of 7-Days website.) $25. 802-899-2305.

Openings/ Shows DEER ONES by Rachael Rice Paintings & repurposed objects by Rachael Rice, March & April 2007. Opening/Reception March 23 4-8 p.m. as part of the Montpelier Art Walk.

ACT 250 NOTICE APPLICATION AND HEARING #4C0680-7A 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On February 27, 2007, Ernie Pomerleau and C-11 Corporation filed application #4C0680-7A for a project described as Construct a funeral parlor on Lot #9C of Haydenberry Park. The project will be located on Route 7 in the Town of Milton. This project is evaluated by the District 4 Environmental Commission in accordance with the 10 environmental criteria of 10 V.S.A. § 6086(a). A preliminary hearing conference is scheduled for April 11, 2007 9:00 a.m. at the Miton Town Offices, 43 Bombardier Road, Milton, Vermont. A site visit will be held before the hearing at 8:30 a.m. at the site. The preliminary conference will be to hear testimony under the doctrine of res judicata. Directions to the site: Route 7 north to Haydenberry Drive The following people or organizations may participate in the preliminary hearing for this project: 1. Statutory parties: The municipality, the municipal planning commission, the regional planning commission, any adjacent municipality, municipal planning commission or regional planning commission if the project lands are located on a town boundary, and affected state agencies. 2. Adjoining property owners: May participate to the extent they can demonstrate that the proposed project will have a direct effect on their properties under the ten criteria of Act 250 pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E). 3. Other persons: May participate to the extent they can demonstrate that they have with a particularized interest protected by Act 250 that may be affected by an act or decision by the District Commission pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E). If you wish further information regarding participation in this hearing, please contact the District Coordinator at the address below before the date of the first hearing or prehearing. If you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify this office at least seven days prior to the above hearing date. Copies of this application and plans for this project are available for inspection by members of the public during regular working hours at the Milton Offices, the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the District #4 Environmental Office. The application can also be viewed at the Natural Resources Board web site: www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” and entering the case number above. Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 13 day of March, 2007. By Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On February 28, 2007, Town of Milton, filed application #4C0046-7C for a project generally described as: relocation and additions to the approved sewer line. The project is located on Route 7 in the Town of Milton, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Milton Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb. state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on the “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. The Applicant has requested, pursuant to Act 250 Rule 10(F), that the District Commission waive notice to landowners, except those within the immediate area of the Project. The District Commission has determined that the adjoining landowners whose notice has been waived, reasonably could not be affected by the proposed project and that serving notice on all the adjoining landowners constitutes a significant administrative burden without corresponding public benefit. The Acting Chair and the District Commission have reviewed the proposal and have granted the waiver. No hearing will be held unless, on or before April 4, 2007, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by April 4, 2007. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 7th day of March 2007. By Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us

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« legals ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On March 7, 2007, Champlain Water District, filed application #300033-13 for a project generally described as: the construction of a 42” diameter parallel lake water intake, 2,600 feet long to a depth of 80-feet in Shelburne Bay as a water source for the water district. The project is located near Redrocks Park in the City of South Burlington, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before April 3, 2007, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issue requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be

prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by April 3, 2007. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 12th day of March 2007. By Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us NOTICE CITY OF BURLINGTON BOARD OF ABATEMENT OF TAXES The Board of Abatement of Taxes of the City of Burlington will meet in Contois Auditorium at City Hall on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 7:00 p.m. to hear and act upon the requests for abatement of taxes and/or penalties from: Sharla & Gordon Smith 5 Alexis Drive 027-4-035-000 Joanne Mason 80 Austin Drive, Unit #11 056-4-001-111 Nancy Patrick 115 North Avenue 043-3-054-000 Robert G. Sutton, Jr. 51 Latham Court 046-2-044-000 David Watts 72 Hungerford Terrace 045-2-131-000 Blodgett Watts & Volk PC Personal Property 024242 Douglas & Kathryn Carbino 55 Venus Avenue 024-1-090-000 Andrea Cavalier Bel-Aire Motel 109-111 Shelburne Street 054-2-005-000 Nancy Peck 544 South Willard Street 054-1-118-000

Jay Johnson 86 Loomis Street 045-1-316-000 PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Conditional use permit application #CU-07-02 of Platt Realty, LLC seeking approval for a 24 foot high telecommunications tower and antenna, 4049 Williston Rd. 2. Final plat application #SD-0716 of City of Burlington/Burlington International Airport for re-approval of a three (3) lot subdivision consisting of a 62,172 sq. ft. lot (lot A), a 3212 sq. ft. lot (lot B), and the remaining airport property, Aviation Ave. 3. Final plat application #SD-0717 of Allen Road Land Company for re-approval to amend a previously approved 44 unit Planned Unit Development. The amendment consists of: 1) enlarging the PUD by 5.5 acres, and 2) constructing two (2) 31 unit multi-family dwellings on the 5.5 acres, 150 Allen Road. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the application are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. March 21, 2007 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY SS. CIVIL ACTION DOCKET NO. S1409-06 Summons and Order for Publication TWO PROPERTIES, LLC Plaintiff v. MONA NAMAN and PATRICK MCANDREW (Address Unknown) Defendants To Defendant Patrick McAndrew: You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Richard D. Hecht, Esq., plaintiff ‘s attorney, whose address is, 233 Pearl Street, Burlington, Vermont, an answer to plaintiff ‘s complaint in the above-entitled action within 41 days after the date of the first publication of this summons, which is March 21, 2007. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the complaint. Your answer must also be filed with the court. Unless otherwise

provided in Rule 13(a), your answer must state as a counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action. YOUR ANSWER MUST STATE SUCH A COUNTERCLAIM WHETHER OR NOT THE RELIEF DEMANDED IN THE COMPLAINT IS FOR DAMAGE COVERED BY A LIABILITY INSURANCE POLICY UNDER WHICH THE INSURER HAS THE RIGHT OR OBLIGATION TO CONDUCT THE DEFENSE. If you believe that the plaintiff is not entitled to all or part of the claim set forth in the complaint, or if you believe that you have a counterclaim against the plaintiff, you may wish to consult an attorney. If you feel that you cannot afford to pay an attorney’s fee, you may ask the clerk of the court for information about places where you may seek legal assistance. Plaintiff’s action is for recovery of rent arrearages, fees and property damages. A copy of the complaint is on file and may be obtained at the office of the clerk of this court. Chittenden County Courthouse, Burlington, Vermont. STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. TD BANKNORTH, N.A., successor in Interest to Banknorth, N.A., Plaintiff, v. FRANCIS P. WILKINS, PENELOPE L. WILKINS, DENIS LINEHAN, AND JOHN AND/OR JANE DOE OCCUPANT(S). Defendant(s).

SUMMONS AND ORDER OF PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT: Denis Linehan You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon MARIKATE E. KELLEY, ESQ., plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is 1233 Shelburne Road, Suite D-3, South Burlington, Vermont 05403, an answer to Plaintiff’s Complaint in the above-entitled action within 41 days after the date of the first publication of this Summons, which is March 21, 2007. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. Your answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless otherwise provided in Rule 13(a), your answer must state as a counterclaim any related claim, which you may have against plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action. YOUR ANSWER MUST STATE SUCH A COUNTERCLAIM WHETHER OR

NOT THE RELIEF DEMANDED IN THE COMPLAINT IS FOR DAMAGE COVERED BY A LIABILITY INSURANCE POLICY UNDER WHICH THE INSURER HAS THE RIGHT OR OBLIGATION TO CONDUCT THE DEFENSE. If you believe that the plaintiff is not entitled to all or part of the claim set forth in the complaint, or if you believe that you have a counterclaim against the plaintiff, you may wish to consult an attorney. If you feel that you cannot afford to pay an attorney’s fee, you may ask the clerk of the court for information about places where you may seek legal assistance. Plaintiff’s action is a Complaint in Foreclosure against property owned by Francis P. Wilkins and Penelope L. Wilkins located at 1707 Lake Road, Milton, Vermont, and alleges that you have a junior lien on the property being foreclosed and seeks to foreclose that lien. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the office of the Clerk of this Court, Chittenden Superior Court, 175 Main Street, P.O. Box 187, Burlington, Vermont 05402-0187. It appearing from the Affidavit duly filed in the above-entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon the Defendant Denis Linehan, by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This Order shall be published once a week for 3 consecutive weeks on March 21, 2007, March 28, 2007 and April 4, 2007 in the Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation in Chittenden County, where defendant is believed to reside, and a copy of this Order shall be mailed to the Defendant Denis Linehan at 1704 Tyler Bridge Road, Bristol, Vermont 05443, his last known address. Dated at Burlington, Vermont this 15th day of March, 2007. Matthew I. Katz____ Superior Court Judge

Bear Hi. My name is Bear and I am a 5 year old neutered male black Chow Chow mix. I am a great dog, but am often overlooked because I sometimes come across as gruff and intimidating. Since I have warmed up to the folks caring for me I love seeing staff and getting attention from everyone, especially if they come with treats to share. I may have met some not so nice people at some point and now reserve judgment until I get to know you. Once I decide you are OK, I love to hang out and chew on a rawhide. I am looking for a home where I can go for walks once in a while, go for lots of car rides (I lived with a truck driver), and play with my toys when the mood strikes. I will need a home that has had some dog experience and is committed to using non-aversive training. If you are interested in me, please talk to Kasey or any other staff so they can answer any questions you may have. It may require more than one meeting to see the true love bug that I am. Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER, in Burlington will be starting a support group for female survivors of sexual assault in early-mid April. Please call 864-0555 for information CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: Thursday, January 18, 1-3 p.m., and every third Thursday. Burlington Police Station Community Room. One North Ave., South Entrance, next to Battery Park. VT CFIDS Assoc., Inc. 1-800-296-1445 voicemail, www. monkeyswithswings.com/vtcfidds. html. DEPRESSION: Support group for discussion, sharing insights, etc., for people living with depression. Meets every Thursday, 5:30 - 6:30 p.m., Winooski Methodist Church. Contact John, 802-324-0576. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800-ACS2345. FAT FLUSHERS UNITE!: Do you need support starting or staying motivated on the Fat Flush Plan by Ann Louise Guittleman? FF support group starting in S. Burlington. Call Rhonda 864-0538x226 for details. SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES: Focus groups meets at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required. 732-718-2613. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrills groundbreaking best selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802343-0910. Please contact Cory Goud, M.A., Psychologist-Master, 802-223-4111. GIRL’S NIGHT OUT: Fun support group for single women, discussions, weekly activities (cooking, dancing, rock climbing...), childcare solutions. A great alternative to dating! Email horizons4u@ hotmail.com.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-860-1417 x104 for information. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Al-Anon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802-472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupportDaily.com for more info. ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772.

EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels her or she has encountered discrimination should contact the: HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309. OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800-416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:30-8:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 2497961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. There will be no meeting 12/25. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT.

MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www. VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

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Available Now: 2-bed1-bath, townhouse-style home with 963 sq. ft. of living space. This cozy home is located in a convenient location only minutes from I-89 and shopping. Features include a nice back deck and parking for two cars. School system is rated one of the best in the state of Vermont. First Come, First Served Purchase Price: $148,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers: $39,712 Mortgage Amount: $108,288

For Sale ***Golf Course Condo*** 2BD, 1.5BA townhouse-style condo, 1300sqft, full-basement, detached garage, wood-burning fireplace, relaxing country setting, 25 mins to Burlington or Waterbury. Beautiful Vergennes Duplex 2200 sq. ft. home downtown Vergennes on quiet one-way street (across from Elementary School). Main home features 2 bdrms, 1/2 bath, large EIK w/ W/D hookups, lvg rm. w/ bay window, built-ins, hdwd, den/office, lots of storage, lg. stone patio and big backyard w/ perennials, new windows/ and many other updates. Side apartment features private entrance, 2 bdrms full bath, EIK, W/D hook ups. $314,000 Dan, 802-355-7118. Downtown Victorian On deadend street. Over 2100 sq. ft., 4 4br, 2 baths, brand new kitchen w/ new appliances, finshed attic rooms, refinished hdwd, brand new carpet, repainted throughout, 2 car garage, lg. front porch, nice back yard. Very convenient. Ideal for young prof. w/ sm. children. $389,900. Call 802-879-3507. Eastfield - Fairfax CHAMPLAIN HOUSING TRUST OPEN HOUSE HOURS Every Sat. in March from 1-3 p.m. Beautiful condos are currently under construction at a great location in Fairfax. Features 1,608 sq. ft. of living space with 2 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, den, garage, and full basement. Enjoy nearly 12 acres of recreational land. Jericho Ctr House 4 Sale Lovely renovated house in Jericho Center village. 3 BR, 1/2 bath, AND 1 br rental house/ home office (currently rents for 1k/mth) Main house has LR, DR, kitchen, breakfast rm, office, laundry rm, bonus storage room, porch, screen porch, patio, 2 car garage, 1 acre, Asking: 399,000. Call 578-0129 or email laurahill9@gmail.com $245,000 St. Albans City 2000 sq. ft. incls. 5-bedrooms, 2 full bath, lots of storage, pool, fenced yard, walk up attic, fireplace, garage. Call Brian at 802524-3695. Photos at hayeshome. site.with.us.com.

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The Pointe @ Forest Dale 3x7-bclt032107-classy.indd 1 Essex, VT. Quiet wooded neighborhood. 3-level town home, end unit. W/ 2-br, 2-1/2 baths, attached garage. $224,900. 802-878-8028. Tri-level contemporary Cummington; clean air, mountain views, hardwood, tile floors, fireplace, deck, master bath/bedroom, 2.5 baths, 2.6 acres, studio. Addit. building lot avail. with house. dorothyb@crocker.com, 413-586-6096.

For Rent eco house in bakersfield 3bedroom house located on hundreds of acres. Gas and wood heat, hdwd, lots of windows, very sunny, sleeping loft and 3rd floor tower room. 802-862-6233. $1075 1 Bedroom for Rent Beautiful lake view, downtown Burlington, hdwd, spacious, quiet, garage parking, lg. enough for two, avail. now! call 802-558-6272. 1 bedroom in Underhill Sunny 1-br on 30 beautiful acres w/trails. Great for outdoor enthusiasts. $625/month plus dep. NS/dogs, avail. 5/1. Call 802-8993191 or email hdickgiesser@ho tmail.com. 2 Bedroom Williston Apt New 2br, 1 full bath apartment avail. 4/01. Hdwd, in kitchen and family room; gas fireplace. Very lg. apartment with vaulted ceilings. Utility room w/ W/D. Lots of storage. Rent $1400/mo. + utilities. 802-399-4749 or 802-310-4622. Apt/Condo Rent to Own Essex Jct. 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, gas heat, W/D hookups, to be converted into condo and offered for sale. $1000/mo. + . Lee @ 865-2010.

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Barre City Lg. 1-br, 2nd floor Apt. H/HW, garbage, parking. Avail. Now $700/mo. 802-234-7260 Bolton (Route 2) Ex-large 2bd (1200 sq. ft.) All new renovation, unique loft, barn boards and beams, deck. Easy commute, Burl-Montpelier, D/W, sec. dep., refs. $1400/mo., pics email. 802-363-2177. Bolton Valley Efficiency. Incl. local phone/heat. $595/mo. Year lease. 434-3444, ext. 1223 or 203-520-9800. Bolton Valley Nice mountain resort condo, close to Burlington, like new, very clean, 2-br, 1 bath, gas fireplace, fully furnished or unfurnished (optional), 2 parking spots, right in Bolton Valley ski resort, 20 minutes to Burlington, winter skiing, summer hiking/mtn biking, $875/mo. + utils. + dep., NS/ pets. avail. 04/14. 802-893-1502.

Bolton Valley New, sunny, 3br, 2-baths. Views, gas het, fireplace, W/D. Trail side, 30 min. to Burlington. 1300/mo. 802-4345398 or 802-343-2020. Bright, open 2 bdrm apt! New open plan, sunny, 2-bedroom apt. on Hyde street. Walking distance to Church St., UVM, and Champlain. Balcony, one off-street parking spot, low utils. $1135/mo. Avail. immed! 802-734-3738. 1-bedroom Bristol Village apt., w/gas heat, NS/pets, offstreet parking, basement storage, snow removal. $650/mo. + utils. Call 802-453-5841.

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Burlington- Currently fully rented Tri-Plex has numbers that work! Building incl. 3 bdrm, 2 bdrm and 1 bdrm apartment. In good condition w/updates incl. heating/hot water systems and windows. Close to schools, bus line & downtown. A great investment opportunity! Only $289,900!

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Burl: Immaculate Townhouse Hildred Dr., bright 2 story, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, 1000 SF, W/D, D/W, large rooms. Incls. heat, trash, water/sewer, pool! $1250/mo. Pets neg. 802-846-9568; www. HickokandBoardman.com. Burlington Unfurnished, 2bedroom apt. Off-street parking, walk to downtown. $875/mo. 802-238-5125. Burlington Old North End, 3bedroom, first floor. Hdwd, porch, parking. New gas heat. Avail. now. $1100/mo. +. Pets neg. 802-893-0000. Burlington All shapes, all sizes. Great locations, parking. Avail. 6/01. Please call Rick, 802-864-3430. Burlington Old North End 2bedroom, 3rd floor, gas heat, porch, pets neg. Avail. 3/01. $750/mo. +. 893-0000. Burlington North Union St. 1-bedroom, small, private, own entrance, incls. heat and parking. Quiet, carpeted. Large yard, storage avail. Avail. now. $750/mo. 802-985-5598. Burlington Avail. 4/01 med. 2-bedroom, laundry, heat/hot water incl. $920/mo. Avail. 6/01. Eff., 1,2 and 3-bedroom apts. $760/mo. - $1650/mo. No dogs. 802-862-7467. Burlington Central location, brand new 3-bedroom, 2-bath house. All new appliances, W/D. Ample parking. Nice back yard. $1450/ mo. Avail. now. 802-999-4450. Burlington 4 bdrm, 2 bath, Colchester Ave. Avail. 6/1. $1400+. 802-863-6069. Burlington 1 bdrm, basement apartment. Heat, hot water, parking incl. $615/mo. Nice, quiet. No pets. References. North Willard. 802-862-9455.

Burlington Lg. 1st floor eff., in very good condition. Lg. Kitchen, Lg. bath, porch, back yard, parking. 183 1/2 N. Willard St., $750/ mo + util. 802-658-0621. Burlington Avail. 6/01. 3bedroom & 2-bedroom apts. 448 & 450 Colchester Ave. Off-street parking, near campus & downtown Winooski. Incl. util. $1375 & $1150. 978-887-0765. Burlington 1 and 2 bedroom apt. openings in Burlington. Convenient downtown location. Incls. heat, hw, appliances, trash removal, on-site laundromat and storage. Backed by strong management team. $700-$900/mo. For more information and application contact us at 802-864-0538 x201. Burlington Lake View, secure bldg., 3-bedroom, 2-bath, 1 year min. $2200/mo. + dep. & utils. All appliances & 2 parking spaces, preview at www.ppmvt.com. 860-5050. Burlington 1 Lg. bedroom Riverwatch condo, beautiful paint, first floor, amazing, quiet, great natural view, balcony, D/W, pool, parking, laundry in unit. $1000/ mo., incls. all utils. No pets. 802-578-8940. Burlington 2-bd, ns/pets, close to downtown/waterfront/bike path. Off-St. parking. Avail. April. $950/mo. 802-863-6831. Burlington Avail. now eff. and 1-bedroom. $550-$650/mo. No pets. Off-street parking. 802-318-8242. Burlington 2bd, townhouse style, great kitchen w/ major cabinet space. Wall to wall carpet, off street parking. W/D, NS/pets. $1100/mo + utils. 4/07 802-863-9132.

Burlington Great 2 br/2 bath downtown house with home office. Off-street parking, laundry, storage, gas heat/hot water. $1450/ mo. + util. 1-year lease. Avail. 4/15 or sooner. 802-865-3449.

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Burlington Spacious, 4-bedroom, 2-bath, hdwd, wrap-around porch. Shared backyard. D/W, W/D, walk to downtown/UVM. $2100/mo. incls. heat + parking. No petse. 802-863-4536.

Burlington, 4 Bedroom 2 bath, D/W, laundry, off street parking, natural gas heat & hot water, full dry basements, fenced in back yards, $2200/mo.+, 802879-3507 or 802-734-8164.

Burlington, Mill Street Avail. 6/01. 3-bedroom. $1050-$1300/ mo., incl H/W. Dog OK w/ref. W/ D hook-ups. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481 x. 1021, www. nevilleco.com/residence. Burlington, N Winooski Ave 2-br, near downtown, parking, utils. included, $1050/mo. 802734-1293.

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Burlington Rent for 4/01 St. Paul, 1-bed w/character & charm, $800/mo. inc pkg & heat. Essex JCT. 2-bed Condo inc. heat $950/ mo., Colchester large 4-5bed house w/ lake views $1800/mo. +utils. St. Mikes small 2-bed w/ yard $795+ utils. Downtown Winooski 2 or 3 bedrms $950-$1000/ mo. inc. heat. all avail. Now! No dogs. Year lease, 1 mo.dep. 802-860-4641.

Burlington 3 Bedroom Convenient and sunny 2nd floor apt. in 2 unit home, hdwd floors, offstreet parking, attic, porch, yard. Easy walk to downtown. Gas heat. Manhattan and Rose St. $975 plus utils and dep. 802-238-0790. Burlington Downtown Luxury garret. Newly renovated apt. 1bedroom, W/D, AC, dishwasher, skylight, storage, garaged parking, porch, hdwd flrs. Quiet, NS building. $1275/mo. incls. heat, cable, Internet. 802-864-5801.

AM Buell11:35:19 St Avail. Burlington, 3/19/07 6/01. 1-bedroom, $745/mo. 3rd floor. Laundry, no pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x. 1021. www.nevilleco. com/residence.

Burlington, Colchester Ave Avail. 6/01, 1-br, $750/mo. 2nd floor. Parking. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x 1021. www.nevilleco. com/residence. Burlington, Colchester Ave Avail 5/1. 2 Bedroom, $910 per month. Multi level, 1.5 baths. Parking. Neville Companies, Inc. (802)660-3481 x 1021 www.nevilleco.com/residence.

Burlington, Shelburne St Avail 6/1. 1 Bedroom, $760 per month incl heat. Parking. Small pet ok w/ref. Neville Companies, Inc. (802)660-3481 x 1021 www. nevilleco.com/residence. Burlington/Winooski Apts Studio, 2, 3 & 4 bedroom apts. avail. 6/01. Sunny & bright. Pets neg. Close to downtown. NS. Refs. & application required. 802-864-4838. Burlington: Downtown Orchard Terrace, large 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, kitchen, dining and living rooms. 2-porches. Sunny, hdwd, high ceilings. $1350/mo. incls. all utils./laundry. Must see! No pets. 802-372-9513, 802-343-7334.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Burlington: Spacious Apt. Bright St. Professionally cleaned 4-bedroom, 1-bath, bright, 1000 SF, front porch, parking, updated 5/06 w/new carpeting, kitchen, bath. Pets neg. $1350/mo. 802846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com. Burlington: Very Private Plattsburg Ave: 3-bedroom, 1bath, large front porch, newer carpeting, W/D hookups. Storage. Avail. 4/1 (12 or 14 mo. lease). $1095/mo. 802-846-9568. www. HickokandBoardman.com. Charlotte house Lake Rd Charlotte, 3 bdrm 2 bath on sunny 5 acres. Garage, masterbath, AC. Near lake. N/S. 1 yr lease. $1350 +. 802-425-3760. Colchester 90 River Rd., duplex, 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath, cellar, garage, gas heat, large yard. NS/pets. refs., dep. $1400/mo. 802-862-3562.

So. Burlington, Charles St Avail. 6/01. 2-bedroom. Duplex w/ yard, garage & basement. $1100/ mo. Dogs OK w/ref. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence. So. Burlington, Treetop 2 BR condo w/office, W/D, gas heat. Pool, tennis courts, balcony, carport. New hdwd floors, carpets, and paint. NS/pets. $1250/mo. + dep. Credit/ref. check. Avail. 6/01. 802-660-9224. So. Hero: Newly Renovated! Sandbar Heights: 2-br, 2-full baths, granite countertops, jetted tub, fireplace, wood stove, phenomenal lake and mountain views. Dogs welcomed! 3/15;

Winooski Avail. now Large, sunny, renovated 1-bedroom, full bath, walk-in pantry. $750/mo. + very low util. cost. Parking. No dogs. 802-862-7467. Winooski Two Bedroom Completely renovated large 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath apt. on quiet Winooski Street. Upstairs, separate entrance, W/D. Avail. 4/01. $1100/mo. + gas & electric. 802-338-5250. Winooski, 2 bedroom Sunny 2-bedroom apt., 1st floor, convenient location, on bus line, gas heat, off-street parking. Cats OK, dogs neg. $800/mo. + utils. 802598-8889. http://daisyvermont. bravehost.com.

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Please come visit the brand new leasing center located at 65 Colchester: On the Water! SHELBURNE LUXURY TWNHSE. Robbi Handy Holmes Winooski Falls Way in downtown Winooski and see all that Unsurpassed 3-bedroom + office, Single professional for short term 3-bath custom home, cathedral lease. Three-levels of privacy w/ Keen’s Crossing has to offer. ceilings, professionally designed garage. I will be traveling. $675 $1600/mo. 802-846-9568; www. Winooski, 2-3 Bedroom Large, To set up an appointment or to get more information, kitchen, luxurious master bath, mo. inclds. all, 985-8711. HickokandBoardman.com. 2x1-robbiholmes030707.indd 1 3/2/07 1:22:27 PM sunny 2-3 bedroom apt., 2 level, please call 802-655-1810. astonishing views. Avail. now. South Burlington 2 women convenient location, on bus line, South Burlington 19A Cottage N/P. $2600/mo. 802-846-9568; gas heat, off-street parking. Cats looking for another to share home. Grove, duplex, 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, www.HickokandBoardman.com. Big yard, bike path, dead-end st. ONE, TWO OR THREE BEDROOM APARTMENTS • ON-SITE FITNESS CENTER gas heat, garage. NS/pets. Refs., OK, dogs neg. $1040/mo. + utils. Essex 4 Bedroom Farmhouse dep. $1200/mo. 802-862-3562. 802-598-8889. http://daisyver- W/D, hdwd. Great location. $500/ COVERED INDOOR PARKING AVAILABLE Tranquil home on 150 acres near mo. + 1/3 utils. 802-863-6215. mont.bravehost.com. South Burlington Sunny, 2Indian Brook Res., 25min. to Burl. South Burlington Seeking Winooski-3 Bed Apartment bedroom house. Queen City Park. W/D, DW,woodstove/propane heat, clean responsible M/F prof. to On dead-end street, new kitchen, W/D. Gas fireplace, lake, Red HDWD, N/S. $1550/mo, +util. share beautiful condo. Furnished lots of storage, parking for 2 veRocks Park. Avail. 4/01. $1250/ Avail. 4/15. Call Renzo 879-1615. hicles, incl. W/D, DW, garbage re- bedroom with Wireless, Cable, TV, mo. + utils. NS. 802-425-2910. Fairfax Studio Apt. Quiet, mounmoval, lawn care. NS/pets. 1125/ DVD, parking. Near downtown, South Burlington large eff., tain views, heat/electric included, UVM, IBM, GE. $500/mo. + 1/3 mo. + dep. & utils. Call Brian full kitchen, 3/4 bath, porch , park- off-street parking. Utils. incl. 802-578-6117. of utils. Contact Angel, 802-859802-863-1206. ing, 30 min. Burlington, 15 Smuggs/ 9656, aherrera700@comcast.net. WINOOSKI: Duplex Apartment St. Albans. $650/mo. + sec./refs. Sunny So. Burlington Apt two roommates wanted Share 3-bdrm or 2-bdrm w/office, ex- West Street: 2 bedroom unit, W/ Call 849-6874 or 324-0308. www.keenscrossing.com clean 3 bdrm house. Two br avail. D, lg. partially fenced yard, basecellent location near hospital/ Share livingroom/kitchen/ launFURNISHED HOUSE RICHMOND In ment w/room, room for storage or schools, large yard, off-street We are open Monday-Friday 8:30am-5pm Hidden Pines, cul de sac on 3 acres, dry. Full kitchen and bath. Nice pool table! 1 dog OK. 4/1. $1250/ parking, NO smoking/ dogs, W/ 2-br, porch, lots of storage space, HDWD, N/S. Near UVM and downand Saturday 9am-4pm. mo. 802-846-9568, www.HickoD hookup, trash, lawn, $1,075 + W/D, Garage, NS, pets welcome town. $400/mo. + util. 207-776kandBoardman.com. utils. AVAIL May 1. 5573 Aaron, afhughes@uvm.edu. $1450/mo. + utils. 802- 899-3101 Through an innovative fi nancing program, Keen’s Crossing offers gracious living at a variety of rent levels. In addition to market rate rentals, there is a selection of affordable apartment homes offered under the Federal Tax Credit Two bedrm Apt, near UVM SunGorgeous 1 BDRM Colchester, Winooski Student/young prof. Program for applicants who meet certain income guidelines. ny first floor apt. Off-street parkbeautiful 1-bedroom house w/finto share large, fully furnished ing, large kitchen, full bath. NS/ ished basement, stunning lake views house. All utils incl. 2.5-bath, pets. Avail. now. $850/mo. incls. and access. Deck, parking, mooring. laundry, parking, garbage, snow Gas heat, W/D, NS/pets. $1200/mo. heat. Email seren@together.net. removal, large yard. Close to SMC/ 2x7-KeensCrossing032107.indd 1 3/19/07 7:33:21 PM 1BR IN SPACIOUS HOUSE CouUnderhill, Park Street Avail. 802-893-3507, 373-9999. UVM/FAHC/Champlain College. On ple/roomate wanted to share 5/01. 2-bedroom, $765/mo. Parkbusline. No pets. $600/mo. + dep. House For Rent 3-br, 2 bath, split-level house. Near bike bath. ing. Neville Companies, Inc. 802802-863-9612. W/D hook-up, small yard, large Elders offer to share their homes in exchange for 2-bedrooms, 2-bath, kitchen, liv660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco. porch, walk to Church Street, bike 10-15 hours/week of errands and companionship. ing room, dining room, w/d, d/w, com/residence. path, schools, heat included, NS, garage, yard, garden, deck, offWaterbury 2-bedroom, storpets neg., $1750/mo. Avail. 4/15. Background checks, application and interview required. street parking. $525/neg, avail. age space, laundry room, quiet, 808-225-0837. April. 267-640-5830. no dogs. $615/mo. Avail. 3/01. Call HomeShare Vermont Immaculate So. Burlington 4/1 or 5/1 South End $475 Large 802-496-4406. at (802) 863-5625 or visit Freshly painted 2BR, with new ap room in sunny 3-bedroom apartOwner-occupied Williston pliances, carpeting and tile. DW, www.HomeShareVermont.org ment. Respectful and easy-going apartment in duplex farmhouse. W&D, pool, tennis, deck, carport, Burlington College age women prof. roommates w/ a well-trained storage. Gas heat. Available May Completely refurbished. 3-bedwanted to share Buell St. sub dog and cats. Heat included; dep. room, 1.5-bath, garage, 2 porch1. $1125+. No pets/smoking. Year let. March-May 31 $450/ mo. + req.. Corey: 802-999-5872, rightses, gas heat, W/D. $1800/mo. lease/credit check. 658-5450. utils., $450 refundable dep. Call steps from the Burlington waternotpity@aim.com. 802-238-8888, 802-373-9999. 802-985-2760. June Rentals Eff., 1, 2, 3, 4front. $15 a foot NNN. Avail. end 2x2c-homeshare090606.indd 1 9/28/06 8:12:42 AM bedrooms. Great locations. $575/ Williston Classy, very clean, 2- Burlington Looking for a ma- Fantastic sublet (May-Aug) of April. Please call Giovanna at ture adult to share a cozy downbr w/ character. Internet ready, mo. - $2500/mo. Sorry, no pets. 1 Small room (10 x 10), plenty of 802-343-4767. town apartment. Suitable for a storage. Great apt. with 3 nonNS/pets. W/D hook ups, parking. year lease. 802-318-8242. In Vergennes Commercial/office couple, no pets. $800/mo. + utils. $865/mo. + utils. 802-878-2239. smoking roommates. Off-street Montpelier Apartment Quiet, space 1100 + sq. ft. Ideal for ar802-338-6155. Burlington Waterfront. Distincparking, quiet, dead-end street. clean, 4 rooms. Near VT college. Heat, Winooski Share large, fully furtisan studio or small shops. Call tive and unique office/retail space. Burlington Reliable roommate Utilities except cable/electric. A nished house. All utils. incl. 2.5parking and rubbish removal includ802-862-9487. Environmentally friendly and affor 2 bdrm apt. $450/mo. includes Burlington steal! 802-999-8591. bath, laundry, parking, garbage, ed. Avail. 5/1. Call 802-229-5148. fordable. Main Street Landing, New Store front High traffic all. Off street parking, near FAHC snow removal. Large yard. Close One Bedroom Apartment PleasShelburne Rd., great access w/ Melinda Moulton, 802-864-7999. and colleges. No Pets, no drugs, to SMC/UVM/IBM/FAHC/Champant, cozy 1-bedroom apt. Three traffic light. $695/mo. utils. incl. www.mainstreetlanding.com. N/S. 802-373-1360. lain College. On busline. No pets. miles outside of Jeffersonville 802-363-6933. Fully functional burlington Burlington, New North End $600/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612. Village. Incls. heat and electricSouth Burlington Up to 2650 classroom, designed as a cooking Housemate wanted, share 4 level ity. NS. Call Suzi, 644-8297. Winooski 2-bedroom, garden sq. ft. great office space for lease. classroom, auditorium seating, duplex. 2 separate unfurnished Shelburne Newly built 1200 sq. space, off-street parking. Large livGreat location, on Farrell St., near seats approx. 15-20, incls., oven, rooms and private bath. Shared ing room, eat-in kitchen. Avail. now. ft., 2-bedroom, upstairs apt., wood Shelburne Rd., 1-I89. $10/per. sq. stovetop, sink and storage. Avail. livingroom/kitchen, laun. parkSummer Rental Wanted Retired flooring, W/D. All new appliances. $875/mo. incls. wifi and parking. ft. 802-881-9252. for exclusive or hourly rental. Caing. $800/mo.+util. dep & ref. Landry Park nearby. 802-985-0770. couple w/well trained, 9 year old Balcony. NS/pets. Central air. tering space - approx. 800 sf. of req. 802-343-5960. Waterfront office space availlab, looking to rent a furnished Winooski 3-bedroom second $1250/mo. + utils. 802-233-1471. kitchen space, incls., hood vent, able. Adirondack views. Incls. Burlington, Old North End house/apt. from July 15-Oct. 15 floor apt. 26 East Spring St. Avail. walk-in refrigerator/freezer combo, Small Apartment Needed Loft/ parking. Call Ken at 865-3450. Bdrm in cozy, cool house. Share while we help plan our daughter’s 4/01. $850/mo. + utils. $800 sec. additional amenities avail. Great Studio apartment. No pets. Would w/ 2 humans and 2 cats. no more. upcoming wedding. We’d prefer de. NS/pets. Off-street parking. prefer to be located over a busigreat location, yard, storage. renting in the Lake Champlain Is- space, great location in downtown 802-655-1406. ness or garage. Mature single, $450 +. Maggie 802-233-7676 if lands area. Please call 912-264- Burlington. Possibilities endless. Call for details 917.805.4508. WINOOSKI - 2-bedroom on a quiet long term lease. Excellent referinterested and you’re tidy, quiet, 2661 or 802-372-5845. 1x1-pathway-classy013107 1/29/07 11:46 AM Page 1 street. Full bath, wood floors, reences available. 802-379-1881. Excellent Business Space Plattsresponsible and on the ball. cent updates. Porches, parking, no burgh downtown, center. Bright, So Burl: Dorset Farms Cabot BURLINGTON: House in Hill Secclean, newly renovated, High visibilCourt: Meticulously kept 4-br, 3- dogs, no smoking. W/D hookups. tion, near Redstone Campus, UVM, Office Space Available $850/mo. + utils. 802-425-3158. ity, 900+ s/f, easy terms. Nice for bath, 2,838 SF Colonial. Granite Summer Rental Isle Lamotte South Park, bus line one block away. office/retail/cafe. 518-563-5205. countertops, walk-in closets, gas Winooski 3 Bedroom Refur168 Battery 3BR, lg. screened porch, D/W, Off-street parking, garage, full Street (at King) mountca@mac.com. bished 3-bedroom, first floor, fireplace! No pets. Avail. NOW. microwave, W/D, l50 ft. of pebble bath, laundry, TV room/fireplace, Burlington W/D hookup, parking, yard, pets $2500/month. 802-846-9568; beach lakefront across street. warehouse space historic kitchen use, bed and furnishings 862-8806 OK. $1200/mo. + utils. Please call www.HickokandBoardman.com. 928 sq. ft. office space in historic Avail. weekly 5/19-6/30 + 8/18avail. NS/pets. Avail. immed. $560/ 865-9839. 8/25. Call Holly 660-4922. pathwaystowellbeing.org renovated warehouse just a few mo. utils incl. 802-658-7477.

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LOOKING FOR A pROFessIONALLy chALLeNGING ANd RewARdING hOMe-BAsed cAReeR? Howard Community Services is pleased to announce a statewide Shared Living Provider search for a charming and bright 22-year-old woman who is deaf. Best match would be a female or couple without children, who enjoy an active lifestyle. This young woman enjoys horseback riding, skiing, sewing, and arts & crafts. Provider must be fluent in ASL and have some experience supporting individuals with mental health and developmental issues. Earn an annual $35,000 taxfree stipend along with a generous respite budget and excellent ongoing support and training.

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Material Planner/Analyst Analyze product requirements for the preparation of orders for cellular telephones, equipment and accessories from required forecasts with lead times and quality considerations. The successful candidate must have excellent computer skills with emphasis on strong data entry and analysis in a team environment. Experience in material planning analysis preferred.

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Inventory Specialist Administration of Unicel’s Inventory Control processes, including daily processing of phone and accessory inventory at Distribution Center to include receiving, shipping, and transferring of all inventoried items to locations throughout the company. Review and monitor inventory levels at all locations. One year experience in inventory capacity plus above-average skill in operating a personal computer required. Must be customer-service oriented.

Order Processing Specialist Administration of the Order Fulfillment process at the Distribution Center. Responsible for the daily processing of all orders at the Distribution Center to include Telesales, special external and internal customer requests. Responsible for prioritization and distribution of orders to the shipping team at the Distribution Center. Above-average skill in operating a personal computer and related software. One (1) year experience in customer order processing required.

Shipping & Receiving Specialist Processes all incoming and outgoing shipments, mail, and interoffice materials. Programs phones, packs/ships orders, and inventory warehouse. Orders necessary supplies for shipping. Process phone and accessory inventory in the Distribution Center daily, including receiving, shipping, and transferring of all inventoried items to store and agent locations. One year prior experience in shipping & receiving capacity required. Please send resume with cover letter indicating which position applying for, to: Human Resources 6 Telcom Drive, Bangor, ME 04401 stephaniemc@unicel.com Fax: 207-973-3427

www.unicel.com Equal Opportunity Employer

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Community Inclusion Facilitators CVS is seeking creative and dedicated staff to provide one-on one inclusion supports to a variety of individuals with developmental disabilities. Enjoy each workday as you assist individuals in reaching their goals. This is an excellent job for those first entering the field of human services or for those looking to continue their work with people. We are currently hiring for one, 29-hour-per-week position as well as a permanent part-time position starting June 1st. These fully benefited positions are a great opportunity for you to make a difference in someone’s life while having fun at work! Per Diem shifts are also available. If you are interested in joining our diverse team, please submit a letter of interest and resume to:

Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@cvsvt.org.

Home Provider Needed Seeking an individual to share their home with a gentleman who has been diagnosed with a developmental disability and dementia. This man is at his best when residing with a male home provider. He enjoys listening to the radio, discussing radio and television personalities, music, camping, cooking and he works part-time. The ideal person will be patient, have strong interpersonal and communication skills and have the desire to make a positive impact on the life of another by increasing their quality of life. A generous, tax-free stipend, training and ongoing supervision are provided. For more information, please contact:

Doris Clayton-Viens at dclayton@cvsvt.org or 655-0511, extension 114.

Champlain Vocational Services 512 Troy Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 655-0511, Fax: (802) 655-5207 E.O.E.

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Full-time Delivery Driver We deliver fresh bread in the Chittenden County area.4 am - 12 pm. Punctuality is an asset. Good wage and benefits for the right person.

Call 802-865-3440 and leave a message.

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nigHt auditor. Apply in person at Holiday inn express 1712 shelburne road, so. Burlington, Vt 05403.

Reception/ Clerical Assistant Small Burlington law firm seeks receptionist who will also perform clerical duties and transcription. Will train. Monday through Friday afternoons.

Please fax resume to 802-863-6803, attention Michelle Dubois.

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226 Commons L/L University of Vermont, Burlington, VT 05405 Phone: (802) 656-2961 Fax: (802) 656-0055

EDUCATION DIVISION DIRECTOR

Summer College Tutor Counselor The University of Vermont’s Upward Bound program runs a 5-week summer residential program (June 17, 2007 - July 20, 2007) at UVM for 20-30 high school students entering their sophomore and junior years. The Tutor Counselor (TC) helps facilitate all aspects of Summer College. Responsibilities include tutoring, counseling, and supervising Summer College participants. In addition, a TC helps coordinate activities and outings. The residential position is intensive. A TC is expected to be on call at all times when students are in residence unless specific arrangements are made. A TC does have scheduled time off every weekend, since students are not in residence on the weekends. The TC staff works together and is assisted by the Summer College Counseling Director, the Upward Bound Program Director, and Academic Adviser. A TC is expected to work closely with coworkers in a professional manner. A TC is expected to partake in all orientation and training sessions as required. The entire duration of the job period is approximately five and one half weeks. It’s essential that the candidate be enthusiastic, flexible, and adaptable. The candidate must be able to contribute to creating an educational environment that is successful, optimistic, and nurturing. Requirements and preferred experience: Bachelor’s degree or fulltime enrollment in a four-year college or university required, with experience in counseling, residential educational programs, teaching, and/or staff supervision preferred. Knowledge of TRiO Programs, a plus. Professional references are required. Salary compensation: $1,500 and on-campus housing with meals for the duration of the Summer College program. Please send a copy of all postsecondary academic transcripts, a cover letter and resume to the Upward Bound office, attn: Terry Reilly. Upward Bound is a U.S. Department of Education TRiO program.

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We are looking for an individual who can provide statewide leadership for our Life Long Learning Team. It’s a job where you can make a significant difference in education in Vermont. This team supports schools and learners from early education through adult education. You must be a leader who has managed educational programs in the public arena, particularly at the secondary level; who is known for their ability to bring diverse groups and communities together; who is an innovator; and who has been respected and admired by those who have worked with them and for them. You should have Master’s degree in education, public or business administration, or a related field and at least five years of professional level program development, supervision, or leadership experience in a large public or private organization. Knowledge and experience at the secondary level will be important. Requires frequent travel throughout the state. Interested candidates who are currently under contract until 7/01/07 are encouraged to apply. The Commissioner is willing to wait until that time for the right person. If you wish to apply, please go to www.vermontpersonnel.org - reference 23132. Montpelier - Full-time. Open until filled. The State of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications diverse cultural backgrounds are encouraged. from women, individuals with disabilities, veterans and people from diverse cultural backgrounds are encouraged.

EXCITING EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY AVAILABLE

Central Vermont Substance Abuse Services Berlin, Vermont Central Vermont Substance Abuse Services is a nonprofit organization located in Berlin, VT providing substance abuse services to Central Vermont residents. The range of services provided includes outpatient, intensive outpatient intervention, education, prevention, and treatment services. We have the following positions available:

1 Full-time Master’s level (licensed preferred) outpatient clinician to provide intakes and counseling for the substance abuse population in both day and evening programs. This is primarily focused on group work. Must be willing to be on a substance abuse credentialing track if not already licensed.

1 Full-time Mat coordinator for a medication assisted-therapy program. Master’s level with LADC license preferred. Providing intakes, inductions, group and individual counseling. Coordination with area physicians and a statewide system of medication-assisted therapy. This includes supervision of clinical staff and attending team meetings. Must be willing to be on a substance abuse credentialing track if not already licensed.

part-time (30 hours) Master’s level (licensed preferred) outpatient clinician to provide intakes and counseling for the substance abuse population in day and evening programs. This is primarily focused on group work. Must be willing to be on a substance abuse credentialing track if not already licensed. Individuals who are interested in being part of a dynamic team are encouraged to apply. Flexibility, dependability, strong communication, organizational skills, and the ability to be a team player are essential. If interested, please send resume and letter of interest to:

Becky Herbst, HR Coordinator Clara Martin Center Box G, Randolph, VT 05060 EOE

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Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center 102 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

On-Call SubStitute PrOgram Looking for kindhearted individuals to provide support to developmentally disabled adults with limited verbal skills. These individuals have structured routines and enjoy many social and community activities. Ongoing support, professional development, mileage reimbursement, & paid trainings guaranteed. High school diploma or equivalent, valid driver’s license, & reliable transportation required.

Sunny Hollow

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Deli Assistant Full- or part-time. 802-655-2882.

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Experience preferred but not essential. Join the Smart Team.

apply in person: 1700 shelburne rd., so. Burlington, vt

For an application call Julie Corrigan at (802) 860-3574.

LIBRARY DIRECTOR NEEDED

TOWN OF STOWE, VT The charming, four-season resort town of Stowe, Vermont, is seeking a dynamic and creative individual to serve as Library Director of its community library located in a gem of a historic building in the heart of Stowe village. This position is responsible for planning, organizing, implementing and facilitating high-quality library services for the Town of Stowe. The employee administers the department budget and develops longand short-term departmental goals. The position involves considerable interaction with the public, Library Board of Trustees, Selectboard, and supervision of library staff. Applicants should possess a high degree of interpersonal skills, knowledge of library computer systems, strong professional and organizational skills, and an understanding of public library goals and policies and implementation. Master’s degree in Library Science and three years experience in library operations, budgeting, and employee supervision is preferred. This is a full-time position with excellent benefits. Starting annual salary range: $44,000 - $53,000 dependent on qualifications and experience. A job description and application can be obtained on our website:

www.townofstowevt.org.

Send letter of interest and resume to:

Town of Stowe, Attn: Susanne Gann, HR Coordinator PO Box 730, Stowe, VT 05672 or email recruit@townofstowevermont.org.

Quality Nurses (RN or LPN)

Spring is just around the corner - Come grow with us Applications now being accepted for brand-new opportunities at Wake Robin Wake Robin, Vermont’s premier nonprofit Life Care Retirement Community, is now accepting applications for full-and part-time Nursing Supervisors for our soon-to-open, wonderful NEW LONG TERM CARE WING in our Linden Health Center. All shifts are available at this time. Working with our residents is our best benefit but we also offer FIVE weeks paid leave accrual year one, very competitive pay, generous evening, night and weekend shift differentials, overtime pay for any shift over 8 hours, medical, dental, life and disability insurance, immediately vested and matched retirement, on-site amenities such as fitness center, library, hair salon, aquatic center and much more. You must possess or be able to obtain a current VT LPN or RN license with experience as a charge/nurse supervisor and have an unshakable commitment to quality care. Specialized experience in dementia is also a big plus. We’d love to meet you and show you what makes us so unique. Call linda Phypers, Director of Health services, at (802)264-5150 to discuss opportunities. We will gladly arrange a tour. You can also fax your resume and cover letter to Hr at (802)264-5146 or apply at our Community Center, 200 Wake robin Drive, shelburne, Vt 05482 Get a glimpse of our beautiful environment at www.wakerobin.com. Timely responses strongly encouraged, our openings don’t last long! EOE

Applications will be accepted until the position is filled, but will begin scheduling interviews no later than April 23, 2007. EOE

Community HigH SCHool of Vermont

Cathedral Square Corporation, a nonprofit organization providing housing and services to seniors throughout Vermont, is seeking the following:

Maintenance Technician He/she will perform a wide range of maintenance duties to maintain attractive properties (we own/manage 22 properties) for our residents including painting, apartment turnovers, HVAC, electrical and plumbing repairs, snow shoveling and landscaping. Must possess a high school diploma and one year of experience in property maintenance. Must have a valid driver’s license and reliable transportation to work at various sites. Must be able to perform the physical activities associated with maintenance work.

Custodians Seeking a full and part-time Custodian to clean resident apartments and common areas. Must possess a H.S. diploma or equivalent, prior cleaning experience and good communication skills. Monday – Friday day shift available.

LNA Seeking part-time and per diem Licensed Nurse Assistants to work in our beautiful Assisted Living Residence. He/she will assist residents with activities of daily living and with resident activities. Day, evening and night shifts available.

Correctional Instructor Special Educator/Consulting Teacher Agency of Human Services/Department of Corrections The Community High School of Vermont is seeking a licensed special educator to provide special education and consultative services for our students in Chittenden and Franklin counties. This is a unique and exciting opportunity for a talented, flexible individual to work with dedicated colleagues in a statewide independent school. The primary work location will be in Burlington at the Probation and Parole office, with travel to other CHSVT campuses in South Burlington, St. Albans and Swanton. Candidates must posses an educator’s license with an endorsement in special education, by the VT Department of Education OR any state education department. Candidates with a Learning Specialist/Consulting Teacher endorsement and/or a Master’s degree in Special Education will be given preference. A successful candidate with out-of-state licensure will be required to obtain a VT Department of Education license as a contingency for completion of original probation. This is a full-time year-round position, salary negotiable depending on educational credentials, with a full benefit package. For further information, contact Mary Koen, Community High School of VT, Department of Corrections, (802) 382-4008.

Submit resume or application to: CSC, Human Resources 308 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or Fax to: 802-863-6661 or email to: jobs@cathedralsquare.org

To apply, visit the Department of Personnel website: www.vtstatejobs.info and apply online, or contact VT Department of Personnel, Employment Services, Osgood Building 103 South Main Street, Waterbury, VT 05671-2801. (802) 241-4380. This position is listed as Correctional Instructor AC: Special Services and is open until filled. For immediate consideration, apply by March 30, 2007. Use job code #611902.

EOE

The State of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

CSC offers a competitive salary, excellent benefit package and a friendly working environment.

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True North Wilderness Program is seeking motivated individuals to work directly with at-risk teens providing 24-hour supervision in the outdoors for 2 weeks on. Guides must be 21, pass drug screenings, federal background check & have a college degree.

Contact David @ (802) 583-1144 or field@truenorthvt.com

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with general landscape maintenance & installation. Must have valid driver’s license, positive attitude, reliable transportation and experience preferred. Please call for more information.

802-865-3300

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TVQQMZ!DIBJO!BOBMZTU We have an immediate full-time opening for a proactive and energetic individual to work within our Supply Chain team on various projects. These projects are focused on data management and synchronization within our systems and process improvements within the organization. The successful candidate will possess excellent written, analytical, organizational and communication skills. The applicant will need to be proficient in Access, Excel and adaptable to new computer interfaces. Experience with Supply Chain terminology, EDI, and AS400 a plus. This person will work with: production, customer service, product management, and IT. Strong interpersonal skills and focus on detail are important. A college degree, preferably in business, and two to three years of analytical experience required. Some air travel is necessary. This position will be based at our Montpelier Administrative Offices. Cabot offers an excellent benefit package and a competitive starting salary. Please send resume to:

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TRiO/UPWARD BOUND 226 Commons L/L University of Vermont, Burlington, VT 05405 Phone: (802) 656-2961 Fax: (802) 656-0055

Upward Bound Summer College Residential Counseling Director Position Opening The University of Vermont’s Upward Bound program runs a 5-week summer residential program (June 17, 2007 – July 20, 2007) at UVM for 20 – 30 high school students entering sophomore and junior years. The Summer College Residential Counseling Director (RCD) acts as a leader for the Summer College residential staff. The RCD advises and counsels the Summer College students regarding personal, career, and educational goals. The RCD assists in planning events for Summer College and insures that each day’s activities are organized and executed. Primarily, the RCD focuses on the residential component of the Summer College activities to build a sense of community through means such as intervening when personal conflicts may arise. The residential position is intensive. The RCD is expected to be available at all times when students are in residence, unless specific arrangements are made. Students are not in residence on the weekends. The RCD will be assisted by the Upward Bound Program Director, Assistant Director, and a support staff of residential Tutor Counselors that she/he is expected to work closely with in a professional manner. The RCD is expected to participate in all orientation and training sessions as required. The entire duration of the job period is approximately five and one half weeks. The candidate needs a positive disposition and needs to enjoy working with teenagers. It’s essential that the candidate be enthusiastic, flexible and adaptable. The candidate must be able to contribute to creating an educational environment that is successful, optimistic and nurturing. It is being explored that this position may also be filled through a for-credit graduate internship.

Requirements and preferred experience: Bachelor’s degree, with experience in counseling, residential educational programs, teaching, and/or staff supervision preferred. Knowledge of TRiO Programs a plus. Professional references are required.

Dale of Norway is the leading designer and manufacturer of Norwegian ski/outdoor sweaters, accessories and hand-knitting yarn. Visit our website at www.daleofnorway.com for a complete company background. We are currently seeking a full/part-time customer service representative who will be working directly with our authorized North American dealers. Ideal candidate must be enthusiastic and have the ability to handle multiple tasks. Responsibilities would include but not be limited to answering phones, processing orders, invoicing, filing and problem solving. Qualifications: • 3+ years experience working in customer service; apparel/knit/wholesale/ ski/outdoor is a plus. • Attention to detail and good communication skills. • Solid computer experience with Word, Excel, and customer service program systems. We offer a competitive salary package including a comprehensive health plan and 401(k). To apply, please submit cover letter and resume to: mail@daleofnorway.com or by mail: Dale of norway 4750 shelburne road, suite 20 shelburne, vt 05452 att: Human resources Department No phone calls, please.

Wake up and Smell the Opportunities! Our Information Systems Technology Team has the following Career Opportunity currently available in Waterbury:

Sr. Software Developer Analyst for Integration This position will provide focus and skills on the improvement of GMCR business processes through the use of various integration techniques. It will focus on systems analysis, business process analysis, information consistency, and process integration across multiple business systems to provide increasing value with decreasing costs to the users of GMCR business systems through integration and automation techniques. Qualifications include: BS or MS in Computer Science or a related field and 5 or more years experience in systems analysis, business process re-engineering, and software development implementation. Visit our company website for a full job description and a list of our company benefits at www.gmcr.com. An offer of employment for this position will be contingent upon the individual successfully completing a pre-employment physical and a Criminal Background Check.

Please apply by the following: GMCR, HR – Recruitment 33 Coffee Lane, Waterbury, VT 05676, FAX to (802) 882-4617, jobs@gmcr.com.

Salary compensation: $2000 for the program with room and board provided for the duration of the Summer College program. Please send a copy of all postsecondary academic transcripts, a cover letter and resume to the UVM Upward Bound office, 226 Living and Learning, Burlington, VT 05405. Contact person: Terry Reilly (802)-656-2964. Upward Bound is a U.S. Department of Education TRiO program.

GMCR offers a comprehensive compensation and benefit package and FREE COFFEE to all of our employees. EOE

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Lund Family Center is seeking motivated, flexible, and dynamic individuals with a passion for working with children and families for the following full-time positions:

Residential Counselor: Counselor will work evenings and weekend awake overnights providing parenting and life skill support to pregnant and parenting women and their children. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in relevant field needed; experience working with adolescents and flexibility a must. Competitive salary and benefits.

Infant and Toddler Teachers: Teacher will collaborate in a team environment to enrich the days of children ages 2 weeks to 36 months. Minimum Associate’s degree in early childhood or related field. Salary determined by education and experience. Competitive salary and benefits. Please submit cover letters and resumes to:

Jamie Tourangeau, Human Resources P.O. Box 4009, Burlington, VT 05406-4009. Fax # (802) 861-6460. No phone calls, please.

TeACHer VermonT AduLT LeArning/YouTH BuiLd Vermont Adult Learning, a private nonprofit and statewide provider of adult education and life skills programs, seeks a creative and dynamic classroom teacher who will run an open classroom environment for out-of-school youth ages 16-24 working towards a high school diploma within the context of the Youth Build program. The qualified candidate will be able to teach core academic subjects of reading, writing, math, science, and social studies as well as write individualized academic plans, work in cooperation with a variety of community organizations and high schools, administer and understand standardized assessments, and be computer literate. Relevant experience with poverty and class issues a plus. Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree with two years relevant teaching experience required; degree in education with license preferred. Exceptional communications skills a must as well as the ability to engage with youth. Knowledge of Chittenden County resources helpful. This is a full-time position offering competitive compensation and excellent benefits. Please send a letter of interest and resume by Monday, March 26th to:

Make your mark at Fletcher Allen OT Supervisor

Search Committee, Vermont Adult Learning 462 Hegeman Avenue, Suite 3, Colchester, VT 05446 www.vtadultlearning.org A copy of the job description may be requested by contacting ldowley@vtadultlearning.org EOE

OT professional practice coordination across Fletcher Allen. Full site and staff management responsibilities for the Hand Therapy practice. Posting #001904

COTA

Full-time position at WERC (Work Enhancement Rehab Center). Posting #001781

Apply online at www.fletcherallen.org

Cathedral Square Corporation, a nonprofit organization providing housing and services to seniors throughout Vermont, is seeking the following:

Resident Manager

Fletcher Allen proudly offers a non-smoking work environment. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/D/V.

Central Vermont Community land trust (CVCLT), a leading provider of affordable housing in Washington, Lamoille and Orange Counties, currently has the following staff opening:

Director of Real Estate Development CVCLT seeks an experienced professional with a proven track record of developing low and moderate income housing to serve as its Director of Real Estate Development. This full-time salaried position has primary responsibility for planning and implementing all phases of new construction or rehabilitation of a diverse mix of properties in multiple locations. The Director is responsible for all project identification and feasibility analysis, planning and design, regulatory approvals, financing and construction, and supervises project management staff while working closely with CVCLT’s projects committee, senior management team, funders, and project partners. The successful candidate will possess exceptional skills in multitask project management, financial management, negotiation, communication, and the use of current information technology and construction technology. He or she will have demonstrated knowledge and leadership to effectively structure and coordinate all facets of the affordable housing development process in a fast-paced growth environment. CVCLT offers a generous compensation package and a great working environment. For further information please visit www.cvclt.org. Applicants should forward a letter of interest and resume of qualifications by March 30, 2007 to

CVCLT, 107 North Main Street, Barre, VT 05641 or email AFriedkin@cvclt.org. CVCLT is an equal opportunity employer.

He/she is responsible for providing on-call coverage during his/her shift at our property located in Burlington, Vermont. He/she will respond to resident concerns or issues during on-call shift, perform basic maintenance of building and grounds (watering plants, turning off lights, etc.), and provide general building security. Must possess a high school diploma or equivalent and good communication skills. The ability to respond to emergency situations appropriately is a must. Prior experience working with seniors is preferred. In exchange for services, the Resident Manager receives reduced rent and basic utilities on a one-bedroom apartment in the building he/she manages.

Submit resume or application to: Diane Finnigan, Cathedral Square Corporation, 308 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401 EOE

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Unique employment opportunities available in the Burlington methadone clinic! The Chittenden Center is seeking reliable, team-oriented individuals to fill the following positions:

SubStance abuSe counSelor Provide individual, group and family counseling to patients who are dependent on opioids in the context of an outpatient methadone treatment program. Fulltime with benefits. Master’s degree required, LADC preferred.

The Baird Center for Children and Families

InterventIonISt Provide ongoing oversight of patient behavior in order to ensure a safe environment and efficient dosing procedure. This position is 25 hours per week with weekends required (7:30am-10:30am, Saturday and Sunday), and three weekday mornings (days are flexible). Benefits eligible.

A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

Children’s Residential Program, serving 18 children with emotional and behavioral challenges ages 6-14, seeking energetic, enthusiastic individuals for the following positions:

19-hour/week coordinator for our Outdoor Challenge program. B.A. required,

Please send resume and cover letter to: Marne Stothart, associate Director the chittenden center 1 South Prospect St., rM 1420, burlington, vt 05401. The Howard Center for Human Services is an equal opportunity employer.

as well as experience running groups. Experience with adventure-based activities a plus!

19-hour/week residential counselor position working with youth in our short term-house. B.A. required, plus at least one year experience working with youth with emotional and behavioral challenges. Substitute counselors needed. Evening, weekend, and overnight shifts are available.

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RestauRant oPeninGs Seeking full-time and part-time HOSTS, SERVERS and DISHWASHERS at Main Street Grill immediately. Flexible hours, am and pm availability. Fun environment and great benefit package.

Please send your resume to greatjobs@neci.edu or apply in person to main street Grill, 118 main st., montpelier, Vt 05602. eoe

Laura Pearce, The Baird Center 1138 Pine St., Burlington, VT 05401. EOE/TTY. Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. Visit our website at www.howardcenter.org for a full listing of open positions.

Equity Research Assistant – One of Vermont’s leading

investment ďŹ rms is expanding its equity research team.We are looking for an individual with the perspective, temperament, and analytical ability that leads to superior investment selections. Position calls for creative, individual research coupled with the ability to engage in incisive debate with other analysts. A variety of educational backgrounds are suitable for the position. Good starting salary, excellent beneďŹ ts. Details regarding application process can be found at:

www.prentiss-smith.com/employment.html

Retail Sales Career Opportunity Essex/Williston, VT Unlimited Income Potential • Continuous Training Supportive Team Environment • Advancement Potential Excellent benefits including health, dental, vacation, 401k and stock purchase Career opportunity for a professional with excellent communication and customer service skills and a desire to sell in a fast-paced, technology-focused environment. Prior sales or customer service experience required. Computer skills and the ability to work evenings and weekends required. Please send resume with cover letter to: Human Resources 6 Telcom Drive, Bangor, ME 04401 stephaniemc@unicel.com Fax: 207-973-3427

www.unicel.com Equal Opportunity Employer

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 The Central Vermont Humane Society seeks a dynamic Executive Director with a proven track record in fundraising and financial oversight, operational management, strategic planning, and public relations. Five years management experience in animal welfare and/or nonprofit sector preferred. Send cover letter, resume, and names/addresses of three references to:

Looking for Manager Trainees and full-time and/or part-time Sales Associate.

Central Vermont Humane Society Attn: Marcia Bellas, P.O. Box 687, Montpelier, VT 05601-0687 (No phone calls, please)

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AssistAnt Director We are currently accepting applications for a highly motivated professional to become an integral part of a growing land conservation organization. SLT has a solid record of land protection and stewardship and has conserved over 3000 acres in the greater Stowe community. The Assistant Director will manage the annual membership campaign; is responsible for all communications with the public; develop avenues of planned giving; and coordinate SLT’s outings and events. The successful candidate must have excellent communication skills, both oral and written, proven organizational and time management skills, as well as experience working with donors and volunteers.

The Barre Opera House, a nonprofit organization, is seeking a full-time

Executive Director to act as an external and internal leader for the organization. The ED will oversee and manage the dayto-day administrative aspects of the facility while maintaining a high profile in the community. The ideal candidate will have a strong background in fundraising, excellent organization and communication skills, prior experience in fiscal management and supervisory responsibility. Volunteer development and experience with QuickBooks or similar financial software is a plus. The ED reports directly to the Board Chair and Executive Committee and supervises the Operations/ Programming Manager and Box Office Manager. Qualified candidates are encouraged to send cover letter and resume, indicating salary requirements to: bohnews@yahoo.com or via mail to

Barre Opera House, Attn: Search Committee P.O. Box 583, Barre, VT 05641. No phone calls or drop-in visits.

Home Care. Where the Heart Is. Caring Hearts & Healing Hands Have you cared for a friend or family member during their illness or injury? Have you helped a parent or grandparent through a difficult time or brought groceries to an elderly neighbor? The Visiting Nurse Association is seeking Care Providers with this type of experience or with an interest in helping others to care for our clients. Work one-on-one in clients’ homes in the greater Burlington area. Help with house cleaning, cooking, running errands, personal hygiene care, and, of course, companionship. Work flexible hours that fit your schedule in the morning, afternoon, evening, awake overnight or weekends. A high school diploma (or GED), a valid driver’s license and vehicle, as well as the ability to lift 50 lbs are all required.

For more information, please call Cathy at 802-860-4450.

Clinical Pharmacist See what Fletcher Allen has to offer Begin or continue your career in a small, sophisticated city with endless outdoor activities. As the state’s 562-bed academic health center, Fletcher Allen Health Care offers boundless career opportunities, generous education benefits and the opportunity to teach. We offer the opportunities of a large academic center with a small-town feel. Visit www.fletcherallen.org, posting #109

Fletcher Allen proudly offers a non-smoking work environment. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/D/V.

TO APPLY: A full job description and application requirements are available at www.stowelandtrust.org. Salary and benefits are competitive and commensurate with experience. Applications will be reviewed as they are received until March 23, 2007, or until the position is filled. Completed applications can be mailed to: Assistant Director Search, Stowe Land Trust P.O. Box 284, Stowe, Vermont 05672 or emailed to: info@stowelandtrust.org attn: Search Committee.

Waitsfield and Champlain Valley Telecom,

a Vermont-based telecommunications solutions provider, is seeking a qualified individual to join our staff in the Waitsfield Business Office located in Waitsfield, Vermont:

Customer Service Associate Responsibilities include providing high-quality telephone, Internet and cable service to customers via telephone, mail and office contacts, marketing new services, collecting of accounts, inbound and outbound calling, as well as processing service requests. Applicant must have strong interpersonal communications skills necessary to maintain productive relationships with customers in resolving service and billing-related questions, and marketing new services. Proficiency in Microsoft Office software applications preferred. Qualified applicants must possess a minimum of one-year customer service and/or sales experience. EOE Please submit resumes to: Waitsfield/Champlain Valley Telecom Attn: Human Resources PO Box 9, 3898 Main Street Waitsfield, VT 05673 Fax: 802-496-8342 Email: hr@wcvt.com

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LANDSCAPER

RESTAURANT MANAGEMENT

Infant & Preschool Teacher

“Put us on the map� individual Experience: min. exp. KI5 Tyrs:CHENculinary, MANAGER business finance, administration,

Fun-loving childcare center seeks experienced and energetic full-time Infant & Preschool teacher. Good pay and benefits.

human resources.

DINING ROOM MANAGER Experience: exp.

Resumes and references required.

in all aspects of front house service and operations. Apply at Libby’s Diner, 46 Highpoint Ctr. Colchester, VT (Exit 16-I89)

Call 802-652-9800

Small landscape company dedicated to providing quality work is looking for an employee. Must be motivated, responsible, and attentive to detail with own transportation and valid driver’s license. Experience in landscaping, stonework and plant care. Great pay for the right person. Call Chris at 802-279-5900 or email: chris@distefanolandscaping.com

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Program Director Self-starting, committed, people-person wanted for our growing, dynamic non-profit with a highly active, locally-influential Board of Directors. Responsibilities include program management and implementation, grant writing, and administration. Good communication skills required. Non-profit or business management background and/ or experience in sustainable resource recovery desirable. Inquiries can be made to Tom at 802-472-5138. Part-time position, open until filled. Please email cover letter and resume to: compost@intervale.org.

Turningpoint Center

of Chittenden County Our mission is to: Provide a supportive, safe and substance-free environment for those interested in recovery and their families. Seeking a person to fill our newly created position of:

Center Director To lead our few employees and many volunteers in fulfilling our mission. The ideal candidate will: manage with a style of motivation and empowerment; be comfortable with fundraising in the nonprofit community; demonstrate leadership experience and an ability to work with people from all walks of life and all backgrounds. Full job description at: www.turningpointcentervt.org Qualified applicants reply by March 28th to:

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is seeking an energetic, creative, organized individual to join our synagogue community as

ExEcutivE DirEctor.

the Director will oversee fiscal operations and be responsible for general synagogue operations such as human resources, staff supervision, membership outreach and public relations. the Director must be able to work effectively with all other staff members, the Board of Directors and volunteer committees to ensure smooth operations of our synagogue. We are looking for a Director who will enhance our synagogue community with creativity, enthusiasm, and professionalism. the Director will help create a warm, caring, welcoming, vibrant community for our members. the position is full-time and provides a competitive salary and benefits package. Requirements include a Bachelor’s degree with Master’s degree preferred. Experience managing a religious or nonprofit organization preferred. Financial management experience preferred. Knowledge of Jewish culture and rituals is required. Please send a resume to: Barbara Brody, President, Board of directors Ohavi Zedek SynagOgue 188 north Prospect Street, Burlington, vermont 054501

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Advertising Sales Associate Established weekly community newspaper, looking for the right person to sell retail advertising. We are seeking someone with high energy and enthusiasm who can work with established clients, as well as develop new business.

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Office Manager/ executive assistant (Montpelier, vt) Provide support for 5 directors and 2 researchers; bookkeeping assistance; website maintenance; travel and conference planning; basic computer network support; purchase office supplies; file maintenance and general office operation. Require at least 2 years office experience with a strong background in Microsoft Office; excellent written and verbal communication skills; flexible self-starter with ability to work within a team. Experience preferred with Adobe Distiller, MS Access and Quick Books; website maintenance and Internet research and data assembly. Interest in environmental issues and energy policy. Competitive salary and benefits. Send resume with letter of interest by March 30th to:

richard cowart the regulatory assistance Project 50 state street, suite 3, Montpelier, vt 05602

Digital Print Production & Print Sales A local, rapidly expanding digital and offset printing company is seeking ambitious people to join our team. Openings include: • Experienced Digital Print Production with customer service experience. • Print Sales, experience helpful but print knowledge essential. • These are full-time positions that offer competitive compensation, health insurance, dental insurance and profit sharing along with many other benefits.

Send cover letter & resumĂŠ to: Minuteman Press 7 Main St., Montpelier, VT 05602 or email: jon@minutemanvermont.com 802.229.0660

We’re Hiring - Join Our Team! Accounting Clerk City Market is looking for a temporary Accounting Clerk to perform general accounting duties, file documents, process vendor coupons, process mail and perform other general office duties. This position will be scheduled Monday through Friday, 2 - 5 p.m. Qualified candidates must have a high school diploma or GED and have an understanding of Windows-based accounting software and Excel. Candidates should also have excellent communication skills, be detail oriented, possess excellent customer service skills, and have the ability to maintain a high degree of confidentiality. We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. Fill out an application at Customer Service, print one out online at www.citymarket.coop, or send your resume via email or snail-mail to:

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ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS

COLCHESTER

SVD13544 LT Sub English Tchr 60% FTE (Antic) BURLINGTON PUBLIC SVD13541 Art Tchr (1 yr only) SCHOOLS SVD13546 Asst Football Coach SVD13657 0.5 Asst Principal for SVD13547 Asst V. Girls Soccer Curric & Assess Coach FRANKLIN CENTRAL SVD13539 Business Ed Tchr 60% SVD13181 Principal Fairfield Ctr School SVD13427 Computer Lab Monitor CHITTENDEN EAST SVD12759 Instr Asst/Tutor SVD13428 Activities Dir SVD13538 Science Tchr (1 yr only) SVD13540 Spanish Tchr 40% CHITTENDEN CENTRAL FTE (1 yr only) SVD13448 After-School Prog Super SVD13665 Ed Tech Integration Spec SVD13542 Spanish Tchr 60% FTE

FRANKLIN NORTHEAST

ADDISON CENTRAL

SVD13167 Tech Coord (Antic)

SVD13290 ACSU Network Staff

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FRANKLIN CENTRAL

SVD11866 Dance Instructor SVD12599 Individual Asst SVD13267 LTS Nurse .60 FTE (Antic) (Present - June 15) SVD13335 Paraeducator SVD12969 School Nurse (0.90 FTE) SVD13591 Science Tchr - Chemistry BURLINGTON SVD13594 Science Tchr - Earth Science SVD13202 Case Manager SVD13592 Science Tchr - Physical SVD13527 English Tchr, HS Science SVD13672 Fam & Consumer Science SVD13291 SPED Tchr SVD13201 Food Service Aides SVD13590 SPED Tchr - Case Mgr SVD13666 Lang Arts/Soc Studies for Community Integration Prog SVD13667 Lang Arts, 1 Yr SVD12678 SPED Tutor SVD13655 Mathematics, HS FRANKLIN WEST SVD13671 Music Tchr, 0.4 FTE SVD13446 PT Guid Couns SVD13305 Paraeducator SVD13497 Special Educator SVD13441 Para, 21 hrs/wk SVD13668 Science SPRINGFIELD SVD13653 Science, HS SVD13210 LT Sub - 4th/5th Gr SVD13654 Social Studies, HS Math/Science SVD13670 SPED, 0.5 FTE SVD13352 School Social Worker SVD13656 Special Educator, HS SVD13342 Teacher SVD13669 Speech/Lang Path SVD13207 Food Service Dir SVD13415 Hinesburg Community School Principal (PreK-8)

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CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SVD13278 Bus Driver (Sub) SVD12828 Computer Tech/User Support Spec SVD13455 English Tchr SVD13663 Library/Media Spec SVD12979 Mainstream Tching Asst SVD13454 Mainstream Tching Asst SVD13662 Math Tchr SVD13623 Music Tchr - Band Dir SVD13604 Physical Education SVD13603 School Nurse SVD13572 School Nurse SVD13447 Science Tchrs SVD13652 SPED - Intens Special Needs SVD12008 Sub Tchrs and Paras

FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SVD12041 Computer Apps Tchr SVD12381 ELL Tchr SVD13529 LT Sub Science Tchr SVD12936 LT Sub-Business Tech & Mgmt

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WANTED ASSISTANT ART DIRECTOR

Early Childhood ThErapEuTiC CasE ManagEr: Cups program

Clinical staff to provide intake and triage, waiting list management, case management, and community-based supports to young children and families, birth to six. Full-time position also involves consultation to childcare centers and preschools and other child service providers. Candidate should have successful experience working with families and be highly organized and detail oriented. Should have familiarity with child development, poverty and associated problems, social/emotional/behavioral challenges in young children. B.A. required, BSW preferred. please submit resume to:

rutland Mental health services, EoE human resources p.o. Box 222, rutland, VT 05702

Irrigation Installer

Immediate opening. Mechanical aptitude helpful. Must have reliable transportation and like to work outside.

Under the supervision of the Art Director, maintain a cohesive visual identity for the company's five brands. Assist in project management, catalog design and development of marketing materials. Mandatory 5+ years of design, production and management experience. Knowledge of industry standard software is essential. Fun attitude a must!

Send cover letter and resumĂŠ to: 6655 Shelburne Road, Shelburne, VT 05482 or email jobs@vtbear.com. EOE

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Fresh Floral Design Studio is looking for a

part-time floral designer to help us create beautiful arrangements for our top-end summer and autumn weddings. We’re looking for someone with a creative eye who is very dependable and punctual, detail-oriented and energetic. Experience: Floral design experience is preferred but we will train the right person. A background in studio art is a plus. Work includes: Preparing and arranging flowers; helping with on-site set-up at wedding venues all over Vermont. Hours: Must be available on Saturdays. $10-$20/hour depending on experience. For more information and to download an application, please visit www.fresh-studio.com/jobs

Dana Barrow dana@fresh-studio.com Fresh Floral Design Studio, LLC 1471 North Orwell Rd. Shoreham, VT 05770

Finance Manager EnSave seeks a full-time Finance Manager responsible for cash flow, financial statements, projects’ budgets, client invoicing, payroll, employee benefit administration, hiring new employees, and equipment purchases. To qualify you must possess experience in building and managing budgets, demonstrated knowledge of cash flow analysis, effective analytical and problem-solving skills, effective oral and written communication skills, the ability to prioritize and handle multiple projects on tight timelines, and competency with Microsoft Office Suite and QuickBooks Pro.

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ASSOCIATE TEACHER

for preschool group at NAEYC-accredited YMCA center. Starting late March. Related educational background and experience with young children required. FT, year-round position. Competitive benefits package. Contact Anne

Powell, apowell@GBYMCA.org or 338-9208.

CHILDCARE ASSISTANTS

needed for afternoon hours at YMCA childcare centers in Burlington and Winooski, part-time. Experience with young children and related education preferred. Competitive benefits package; YMCA membership.

Contact Anne Powell (338-9208) or Paula Bonnie (802-862-8993, X154).

SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS

needed for YMCA Early Childhood Program in St. Albans. Flexible hours and opportunities to work with various age groups. Contact Paula Bonnie at 802-527-4872.

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Hospitality

FT / PT positions available. Seeking dynamic, motivated individuals to join our team as:

Hospitality-Guest Services/FD/Bell Staff Gardening Assistant - FT/PT/ Seasonal. All positions require hardworking, energetic team players. Specific employment requirements dependent upon position Must be able to safely lift 50 lbs. The inn at Essex is an EoE employer. email: frana@vtculinaryresort.com Fax: 802-764-1494 Write: HR Department 70 Essex Way, Essex, Vt 05452

Shelter ServiceS coordinator This position is responsible for coordinating services and programs pertaining to Laurie’s House, a shelter for survivors of domestic and sexual violence and their children. This entails providing support and advocacy for residents in conjunction with other advocates. Works closely with Shelter Manager and is responsible for supervising afterhours shelter staff. BA in Human Services or Educational field or equivalent education and experience in related fields necessary. Knowledge of domestic and sexual violence issues preferred. Experience with crisis intervention a must. Excellent presentation and communication skills with ability to relate to women and children required. Require valid driver’s license and reliable transportation. Full-time with benefits.

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Outdoor retail sports shop is hiring for

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Drop off resume and cover letter at: Skirack, 85 Main St., Burlington, VT 05401 or, email to: georgel@skirack.com Hiring now for the following positions:

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work in Chittenden County and Central Vermont. If you are outgoing, can work independently, have good writing skills and reliable transportation, consider a job selling radio. Duties include servicing and growing an existing account list, and finding and developing new business. Email your resume and cover letter to Caroline Scribner at caroline@pointfm.com. The point offers a 401k plan, health insurance and other perks. The Point is an equal opportunity employer.

Battery st., Burlington

Dining ServiceS Manager Currently seeking experienced Dining Services Manager to oversee our on-property dining, including banquets, physical set-up of events, beverage operations and Main Dining & Ranger Room venues. Responsible for direct supervision of seven floor supervisors and approximately 40 service staff. Prior experience in a resort or conference center setting is required. Excellent compensation and benefit package available. Qualified applicants please email resume and cover letter to:

rachel@basinharbor.com or call 802-475-7846.

Basin Harbor Club is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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Trade Promotion Specialist Seventh Generation seeks candidates for Trade Promotion Specialist position. A minimum of two years professional office experience with proven skills in data entry, data analysis, and administrative support in the area of trade promotion processing and management are prerequisites for application. Record of accomplishment of attention to detail, bookkeeping, basic accounting skills, and proficiency in Excel, Access, PowerPoint, Outlook and Word are mandatory. Strong experience in cross-functional teamwork and flexibility in working with remote sales directors are required. Please check our website at www.seventhgeneration.com for a complete job description.

10. We need newbies so Michael can play his fake $5 bill trick again 9. Lose 10 pounds on our new “Cheese Dietâ€?! 8. Can’t think of a #8‌ Got cheese block. 7. Become a certified cheese-head. Also see #1 below. 6. Discover the real meaning of wacko-dog. 5. Lose 10 pounds on our new “Wine Dietâ€?! 4. Take home 3 pints of cheese daily. (Sorry, just checking if you are awake) 3. Learn to make grilled cheese sandwiches in 150 cheese-variations. 2. Be here for the World Famous Garage Sale, June 4th – 9th. 1. And a really cool wine-geek. The real deal is: Join our hardworking, fun staff. Serve our terrific customers. Enjoy full-time pay with 3 days off per week, plus benefits. Apply in person at:

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BURLINGTON COLLEGE

AA/EOE

Art, Marketing, and Press Director (full-time) Responsibilities—Design/maintain visual identity in print & web materials; write & distribute press releases; work with Enrollment Management Team to develop and implement marketing solutions; document college events; other duties as assigned. Requirements—Bachelor’s degree in related field; preferably 3+ years experience in marketing, press relations, website management, and graphic design; expertise in marketing/advertising strategies; excellent writing/communication skills; ability to work independently under deadlines; Mac proficiency in Adobe Creative Suite, DreamWeaver, Fireworks, and Flash. Send resume, portfolio, and references by 4/14/07 to: Gillian McMahon gmcmahon @ burlington.edu Burlington College 95 North Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401

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Submit resume and cover letter to: staffing@seventhgeneration.com.

GUEST SERVICE AGENT Due to our growing business, we are seeking applicants for a Guest Service Agent. Hotel Front Desk and/or Customer Service experience preferred. Valid driver’s license required. Shift flexibility, weekends required. We offer a full benefits package. Apply in person at our Front Desk.

DOUBLETREE HOTEL BURLINGTON 1117 Williston Rd. So. Burlington, VT EOE A member of the Hilton family of hotels.

Responsibilities—Oversee student activities, community life, housing, learning disability services, new student orientation, and community service/civic engagement projects; provide career guidance; and maintain an open door policy. Requirements—Masters degree in a relevant field; minimum of 2 years student services experience or equivalent; excellent communication skills; studentcentered approach. Send cover letter, resume & references by 4/14/07 to: Gillian McMahon gmcmahon@burlington.edu Burlington College 95 North Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401

Officers provide security and protection for air travelers, airports and aircraft.

Starting at $12.74 per hour Plus Benefits (Includes 12.64% Locality Pay) Minimum Requirements: U.S. Citizenship or U.S. National • High school diploma, GED or equivalent, or one year of security or aviation screening experience • English proficiency • Pre-employment medical evaluation • Pass a background/credit check

Please apply online at: www.tsajobs.com 1-800-887-1895 TTY: 1-800-887-5506 TSA is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Allenbrook Homes for Youth is seeking applicants for a

FT Alternative Teaching Parent position

Student Services Director (full-time) Burlington College is looking for a dynamic individual to direct all facets of our Student Services Program.

Now Hiring Part-Time:

Transportation Security Officers Burlington International Airport

Account Manager/Sales Representative Local publishing and printing company is looking for a full-time, smart, energetic people-person to join our team. An experienced person will manage established clients plus cultivate opportunities including the web. Proven teamwork and sales a must. Requires reliable vehicle. Excellent benefits, including health and dental, and working conditions, plus fun. For information, call:

802-864-0670

in a community-based group home for teenaged youth. Responsibilities include supporting live-in Teaching Parents in the daily care and behavioral treatment of residents and providing time off for Teaching Parents. Must be available on Wed & Thurs evenings and sleepover on Thursday nights. The rest of the schedule can be more flexible with most hours on evenings and/or weekends. Education and experience preferred, driver’s license and criminal record check required. With questions, call LuCinda at 802-658-1605. Please send letter of interest, resume and 3 references to:

Please call 802-658-1605 and/ or send resume to: Allenbrook Homes for Youth Attn: LuCinda 100 Allen Road South Burlington, VT 05403

54B | march 21-28, 2007 | Âť sevendaysvt.com EXPERIENCED SEASONAL LAWN CARE EQUIPMENT OPERATOR Great opportunity in Essex for an experienced, dependable lawn/landscape and equipment operator. Must be 18 years old. Must work well alone or with a small group. Must have CLEAN license and be able to drive mower trailer. Must be able to lift 50 lbs. This is a full-time seasonal position possibly through November/December, starting in April (depending on weather). All training and safety equipment provided. Pay $9.00-$13.00 per hour depending on experience.

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Bookkeeper to join our staff. You must be proficient in QuickBooks. The hours are flexible and vary from 10-20 hrs depending on the season. If you would like to be able to take advantage of store discounts for the summer, contact us soon. North Star Sports wants you to join our staff if you can: have fun, are self-motivated, put customers first, and are knowledgeable about bikes. We are looking for both mechanics (experienced) and salespeople.

Addison Central Teens (ACT) seeks full time, year round Teen Center Coordinator for new Teen Center in Middlebury, Vermont, serving 6th through 12th graders in seven town area. Responsibilities: program development, implementation, management & evaluation; liaison w/ ACT Boards; pursuit of funding opportunities including grant applications and grant management; development and enforcement of teen center policies/guidelines; recruitment and coordination of community volunteers; teen outreach to maximize diversity; coordination of publicity; adherence to applicable Parent/Child Center policies re: confidentiality and personnel issues. BA in related field (education, recreation, etc.); a love of (and experience working with) teens; & ability to model & mentor ACT's core values of inclusiveness & non-violence in an upbeat & creative manner. Salary range: $30,000-33,000, plus benefits. Cover letter, resume/CV, by 4/20/2007 to: ACT PO BOX 1115 Middlebury, VT 05753

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Alburgh Community Education Center Alburgh, Vermont The Alburgh School District seeks a dynamic educational leader for Principal of an elementary school facility serving 218 students, grades K-8. Qualified applicants with relevant administrative experience preferred. Must possess exceptional organizational, human relations and communication skills with particular strengths in supervision and curriculum. Must be eligible for or currently hold Vermont certification. Starting date is July 1, 2007. Competitive salary and benefits. Send letter of application, resume and three current letters of reference to: Mr. Richard H. Taylor, Superintendent Grand Isle Supervisory Union 5038 U.S. Route 2, North Hero, VT 05474 EOE

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BREAD BAKER Full-time 8 am -5 pm. Experience necessary! MORNING BAKER 2 - 10 am (5 days). Experience necessary! COUNTER HELP Part-time for those who are energetic, fun and Please apply in person at The Bristol Bakery & Cafe 16 Main St., Bristol, VT

Quality Control Specialist her look enterprises, an entrepreneurial fashion

industry startup, has an immediate opening for a Quality Control Specialist. The principal role will be to inspect all incoming garments and manage quality process. This is ideal for a person who can work well both in a team environment and independently. Qualified applicants must have strong attention to detail and be able to multitask. Sewing experience a plus. Flexible hours available. Please email resume and cover letter to lisal@herlook.com. her look enterprises 121 phillip lane, shelburne, vt 05482 www.herlook.com

WANTED: PEOPLE WITH

TEACHER POTENTIAL Part-time, to teach two 100-minute classes per week at a small, nonprofit, independent school serving grades 7 through 12 in Franklin County. All subjects considered.

Email: ataschool@surfglobal.net (preferred) or call (802) 524-1140 (cell) for more information.

Physical Laboratory Manager Immediate full-time, salaried position in our coffee testing facility. Responsibilities include managing lab technicians, scheduling tests, maintaining lab equipment, data entry, customer support and participation in sensory tests. Previous experience in the coffee industry not required, but qualiďŹ ed candidates must be regular consumers of coffee. Please send inquires to pdelima@coffee-ent.com or Paul deLima c/o Coffee Analysts, 32 Lakeside Avenue, Burlington, Vermont 05401

Biomedical Imaging Specialist – Staff Scientist Brief Description: Engineer software and develop software solutions for biomedical/neuroscience research. Minimum qualifications: PhD in Computer Science or Computer & Systems Engineering with dissertation in design, development and software engineering of algorithms for biological microscope image analysis or MS in Computer Science or Computer & System Engineering plus 2 yrs experience in design & development of algorithms AND 2 yrs of experience in software engineering with in-depth knowledge of biological microscope image analysis sufficient for peer-level interface with neuroscientists. Reply to: MBF Bioscience, 185 Allen Brook Lane Suite 201, Williston, Vermont 05495 email: careers@mbfbioscience.com

CAFETERIA/FOOD SERVICE Do you want to work school hours, have school vacations plus summers off? Do you want to work in a fun environment where your work is appreciated? CVU High School is looking for YOU! Food Service & Cashier experience is helpful! Benefits available! Please apply online with a resume at www.schoolspring.com or stop by CVU’s main office for an application. Position begins soon, so hurry before it’s too late!

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Leo LaForce at 802-482-7176 or email leo@cvuhs.org

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Full-time seasonal employee wanted this spring for retail sales/plant care position. Must possess an in-depth knowledge of herbaceous perennials. We are looking for an outgoing, enthusiastic individual who is a team player and comfortable working with the public. Knowledge/experience with sustainable landscaping practices and organic methods necessary. Flexible schedule and competitive wages based on experience.

Contact: Arcana Gardens & Greenhouses Attn: Anne Mueller, 175 Schillhammer Rd. Jericho, VT 05465

An industry leader in in-home renovations is seeking a career-oriented person with some carpentry/renovation experience to install our unique product. Company provided health benefits and 401K. This is a full-time, year-round position that requires a clean driving record. Company provided work vehicle, uniforms & tools.

Fax your resume to Charlie at 802-860-0366.

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Veterinary Technician for an AAHA certified small animal and exotics practice in Shelburne. Experience handling animals required, training with exotics provided on site. We are looking for a dynamic, fun, flexible technician to join our team. Please fax resume and cover letter to:

802-985-9140. 2 Full-time Servers All shifts available. Experience preferred. References required.

Line Cook

Day, full-time.

Breakfast experience required. Please apply at:

Libby’s Diner, 46 Highpoint Center (Exit 16 off I-89), Colchester, VT 05446 • 802-655-0343

Request for Proposals Transcription of Court Recordings

The Judiciary requests proposals for producing verbatim transcripts of court proceedings from audio and video recordings. The due date for proposals is April 11, 2007 at 3:30 pm. For a copy of the Request for Proposals, visit the Judiciary’s website at www.vermontjudiciary.org. Questions may be directed to: Katrina Wear at katrina.wear@state.vt.us or call 802-828-0035.

The Green Mountain Audubon Center is now hiring Instructors and Interns for our summer day camps in Huntington. All positions are open until filled. Please check our website for job descriptions or call for more information.

434-3068

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MUSEUM DIRECTOR to manage a small museum. Duties will include: opening to the public, facilitating programs and exhibits, supervising of volunteers, and housekeeping. Curatorial and computer skills desirable. ™ Send letter and resume to: Morristown Historical Society PO Box 1299, Morrisville, VT 05661 or email dunri49@yahoo.com by 6 April.

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Web Developer Democracy for America -- a political action committee founded by Howard Dean -- seeks an online programmer to work full-time with our small staff in South Burlington, VT. Position includes web application development, administration of web and database servers, and end-user tech support. Candidates must be versed in MySQL, PHP, XHTML, CSS, and JavaScript. Email resume to: jobs@democracyforamerica.com

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Night Crew Member Swing shift, accurate packaging and order prepping for our wholesale/retail operation. Shift differential wage, benefit package, fun workplace and great bread and pastries. jobs@klingersbread.com • Fax: 802-860-1062 Mail: 10 Farrell St., South Burlington, VT 05403. No phone calls, please.

Web Developer Must be proactive, with attention to detail and strong QA and troubleshooting skills. Primary responsibilities include coding, enhancing, and troubleshooting established websites. Substantial web programming experience required, ColdFusion desirable. Only serious candidates for this full-time, on-site, permanent position need apply. Please send resume and cover letter to kdpjobs@kdpyield.com

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