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An irreverent take on Vermont politics

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POlI PSy by juditH levine

Death Wishes

Main Street Median Is a Town-Gown Bone of Contention

On the public uses and abuses of emotion

by PaMela Polston

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Undercover Campus? Military By MIKE IVES

Barre’s Bloomberg barre Is Mayor Thom Lauzon rocking, or splitting apart, the Granite City? By KEN PICARD

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INSIDE TRACK by Peter Freyne

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Nobody Boosts Barre Better Than Matt Lash barre By PATRICK TIMOTHy MullIKIN

lAW ENFORCEMENT 11a

Fired Brandon Cop Sues Town, Claims Retaliation and Sex Discrimination by ken Picard

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D’oh! Simpsons Contest Prompts Fraud Allegations by Mike ives

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Bar None Pride

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LET IT FLOW — FROM THE TAP owned tap water, and is as much as 1000 times more expensive While visiting a friend recently, I per serving. Let’s drink from the read about the proposed bottling tap. The bottles can’t be recycled operation in East Montpelier and require up to 1000 years to [“Montpelier Environmentalists biodegrade. Is it worth it? Vermont, Question Water-Bottling Scheme,� stand up for the water. June 6]. Where I live, in Michigan, Holly Wren Spaulding we’ve been dealing with the negative CEDAR, MICHIGAN impacts of water mining since Nestle Spaulding is a founding member of started pumping several years ago. Sweetwater Alliance, a MichiganThe water should be maintained based citizen organization dedicated for the benefit of all — we are a to water issues. Public Trust state — but instead the pumping has lowered lake levels and turned a nearby stream TRUTH, NOT THEORY into mud flats. Citing the negative As a seeker of truth I was pleased environmental impacts to the to read of a 9/11 film being held at surrounding, interconnected water Kriya Studio in your calendar section system, citizens brought and won a on July 11. I have a problem with the suit against Nestle. The judge ruled way you described its organizers as that the company would have to theorists . . . It is disgusting to ignore stop pumping within 30 days of the the evidence and turn around and ruling. Sadly, it’s been appealed and call us the theorists. every day hundreds of thousands of I wouldn’t call myself a theorist. gallons are stolen. Citizen movement That apparently is your job. I have to defend groundwater has coalesced studied the events of 9/11 for over around the belief that we can’t two years and can assure you that tolerate this de facto privatization of any “theory� is the government’s the commons. very own, the same one the general Single-serving boutique water public has bought into all these puts convenience ahead of good years, the complete lie that allowed stewardship and isn’t the answer for illegal war. I regret living in a to our water needs. Public water town where the “alternative� paper is a service maintained and kept cannot even give an ounce of credit affordable for everyone — not just for the hard work the 9/11 activists those who can afford to spend two and scholars are doing. Instead you dollars per bottle. The bottling take an event — a free film night industry preys on our gullibility; — and frame it as illegitimate by the result is windfall profits. It’s11/21/05 2x3-rolfing112305-krag 11:08 AM Page 1 calling those interested as theorists. not as rigorously tested as publicly

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How anyone can think this is real news is beyond me. Thankfully, media watchdog groups and fearless newspeople like Keith Olbermann are keeping O’Reilly in check. According to the Southern Poverty Law Center’s Intelligence Project, authorities confirmed only 150-175 gangs total in the D.C. area, with only one so-called lesbian gang. Furthermore, the Intelligence Project outs Rod Wheeler as “a member of Jericho City of Praise, a conservative Christian megachurch in Landover, Md., whose leadership publicly opposes equal rights for gays and lesbians.” Glad to see Fox News is upholding its stellar reputation for unbiased news analysis. Posted July 16 by Mistress Maeve

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[the median] done, to discourage students from crossing the street at various points. But the city recognized this was a bad concept.� Gross refers not just to the doomed roses, but to the fact that the median strip is very narrow — the planting area is just 18 inches wide, he says.

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strip is, in fact, weeds. How did the highly touted “gateway to Burlington� get so unsightly? The median strip was completed seven years ago when the road was widened to accommodate bottlenecking traffic. At the same time, stoplights and official crosswalks were installed, along with those attractive faux-vintage streetlamps. In the beginning the median, planted with allegedly hardy Rosa Rugosas, was attractive, too. And for a couple of years, says Burlington Parks & Rec Director Wayne Gross, his department maintained the plantings by hand. But that proved too labor-intensive and, in the end, the plants could not survive the lethal combination of winter, salt and auto emissions. “It’s a mess,� states Gross flatly. “It was an ill-advised landscaping plan put in there years ago,� he notes. “UVM wanted

Therefore it can only be mowed in the wee hours, when traffic is lightest; otherwise, for safety reasons, “you’d have to shut down two lanes of traffic,� Gross explains. “I think the city did have a concern about it,� concedes Linda Seavey, director of UVM’s Campus Planning Services. “This hasn’t been resolved, and we’re all impacted by the fact that it’s a gateway — we all agree on that.� Another thing the city and university seem to agree on is that a promising opportunity for median amelioration now exists in the form of artist proposals to redesign it. Burlington City Arts issued RFQs in the spring for teams of artists, architects and/or landscape architects, and traffic engineers to “develop a design for gateways into the City of Burlington and into major

points of interest.â€? Last Friday afternoon, four team proposals were reviewed at the Firehouse Gallery, according to BCA Administration Director Sara Katz, who oversees public-art processes for the city. The presenting groups were Landworks, H. Keith Wagner Partnership, Freeman French Freeman and S2 Architecture. The aim of the design competition is twofold, as the boosterish language of the RFQ puts it: to “celebrate the arrival to the City of Burlington and begin the journey/explorationâ€? of the city for visitors and residents; and to “develop an imaginative vocabulary for other potential gateway locations throughout the city.â€? No “winnerâ€? has been declared as of press time, but Katz notes that, regardless of which project is chosen, all the design submissions will be displayed in City Hall in October. And after a design team is selected, there will be the small matter of raising some $300,000 to carry out the work. Seavey, who sat on the panel that reviewed proposals, points out that the median strip, which runs between University Place and Spear Street, figures into UVM’s Master Plan as well. “It goes through four of our designated districts,â€? she says, “so we’re looking for guidelines that do not violate our own . . . The challenge is to design something that meets transportation and safety needs, is traffic-calming, and is beautiful and vibrant. We want to enhance UVM’s image, too.â€? ďż˝

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BRANDON — For 18 years, being a cop was Laurie Krupp’s life. Now, she’s suing the town of Brandon to get that life back. On May 29, the Brandon Select Board notified Krupp, then a detective-sergeant with the Brandon Police Department, that she was being dismissed from her job for “conduct unbecoming an officer” and being “derelict in her duties.” According to court documents filed in Rutland Superior Court on June 28, Krupp’s dismissal stemmed from an earlymorning incident on May 9 in which she failed to respond to a call about an open door at a local Chinese restaurant. Court documents indicate that Krupp, who was home but on-call at the time, had taken an over-the-counter

grievance alleging that a fellow Brandon police officer, who is male, was receiving pay and benefits in excess of the union’s contract. One day later, on May 15, the Brandon select board convened an emergency session at 7 a.m. and immediately suspended Krupp without pay for the May 9 incident. Krupp, who was the department’s only female officer, is now claiming that her dismissal was the direct result of unlawful sex discrimination and retaliation by town officials for her filing a grievance. Town Manager Arlund, Town Select Board Chair Bill Hatch and Acting Police Chief Chris Brickell all declined to comment on this case, citing the pending litigation. For

and some past town managers have wanted to see Laurie go for some time. They didn’t like her,” Arduca says. “I was asked on numerous occasions to get rid of her and I said, ‘Fine. You give me a good reason to and I will.’ You don’t dismiss police officers without good cause.” Arduca says that the primary complaint he heard about Krupp was that she wasn’t “ladylike” enough. “When we start dismissing police officers because we don’t like them and think they don’t act like ‘ladies’ while in uniform, we’re going to lose the department,” he adds. This isn’t the first time that Krupp has been at legal loggerheads with the town. In October 2002, Krupp filed a lawsuit against

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then-Police Chief Craig Hanson, fellow Officer Michael O’Neill, the Brandon Police Department and the town. In her suit, Krupp alleged nine counts of “inappropriate sexual behavior” and claimed that her fellow officers had created a hostile work environment for her. The case was settled out of court in the summer of 2003, and Krupp received an undisclosed cash payment and was promoted to detective. By the end of 2003, only two of Brandon’s seven police officers were still on the force. Then-town Manager Michael Balch, who had been Hanson’s boss at the time, also resigned later that year. Leo Porter, a longtime Brandon resident, is one of Krupp’s most vocal supporters. For years, Porter, 24, along with his younger brother, his terminally ill mother and a handicapped uncle, were the target of repeated threats, harassment and intimidation by several of his neighbors, presumably because the neighbors assumed that Porter was gay. In September 2004, Seven Days reported that Porter’s repeated complaints to the Brandon police were routinely ignored by everyone but Krupp, despite compelling evidence that crimes had been committed. Krupp eventually obtained a hatecrimes protective order for Porter from the Vermont Attorney General’s civil-rights unit. “The sad thing is, this stuff is all happening again,” says Porter, who believes the dismissal of Krupp is related to the “persecution” she received years ago. “To fire her is such an abandonment of everybody in this town.” Porter, who now works in online promotions, says that regardless of the outcome of her lawsuit, he’s planning a party later this summer to honor Krupp’s 18 years of public service. And, he’s launched a website, www.GoKrupp.com, to get her reinstated. �

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Gonzalez to conduct an investigation. According to Vermont Public Radio, Illinois Senator Dick Durbin has proposed a fake electoral investigation by Leahy’s own Senate Judiciary Committee. (Durbin could not be reached for comment Monday.) With 14,634 votes, Illinois came in second in the contest. Ernie Slottag, a spokesman for that Springfield, the state capital, population 115,000 — has a beef with the results. Slottag points out that his Springfield has a donut factory, a brewery, a power plant and a Mr. Burns look-alike. Besides, he says, Illinois boasts a Shelbyville — a neighboring town in the animated show. There’s no Shelbyville in Vermont. “We think we’re far ahead of any other

Springfield to be qualified,” Slottag asserts in a phone interview. Do these claims hold water? Seven Days found that Slottag’s Springfield does have a donut factory and a brewery. But, unlike the nuclear plant in the cartoon, the town’s power plant is actually coal-fired, according to the Chicago-based Nuclear Energy Information Service. An NEIS official confirms that the nearest nuclear plant to Springfield, Illinois, is 58 miles away. Vermont Yankee, the nearest nuclear power plant to Springfield, Vermont, sits at a distance of 45 miles. Seven Days was unable to confirm or deny the existence of an Illinois-based Mr. Burns look-alike. When questioned about the contest, Chaffee of the Chamber of Commerce, who was responsible for getting Vermont’s Springfield into the contest in the first place, refuses to take a potshot at other states. Chaffee helped produce the town’s video, which features a grown man (“Homer,” played by Vermont actor/TV personality Tim Kavanagh) chasing an inflatable donut. She insists the contest results should not be taken that seriously, though she adds that her town has several pubs, a bowling alley and a prison. “Realistically, the show is created with a little bit of everybody and everything,” she says. “So, yeah, they might have parts, and we might have parts, but I think we win just because of what’s here.” Chaffee adds that she doesn’t consider her town “the town.” “Simpsons” fanatic Rob LaFier agrees. The 31year-old Rochester, N.Y., resident, who claims to be the same age as the “real” Bart Simpson, considers such hoopla over Springfield lore “unromantic.” LaFier says he plans to drive to Vermont and hock a vintage “Simpsons” poster worth “thousands of dollars” for a seat at the July 21 premiere of the film at the Springfield Theater. But, notes the fanatic, “I’ve always assumed that when it came down to it, [“Simpsons” creator] Matt Groening would say that Springfield was a state of mind. By leaving Springfield ambiguous, it allows everybody . . . to fantasize that the Springfield from the show is the Springfield from their state.” What does the “Simpsons” crew have to say about the controversy? Reached by telephone in Burbank, California, veteran “Simpsons” director Mark Kirkland says he wasn’t aware of the latest developments in the perennial debate over Springfield’s identity. “I’m surprised it’s so important to people, especially senators,” he observes. “My goodness, it’s a cartoon.” According to Kirkland, whose mother and sisters live in Vermont, the characters on the show are “caricatures,” and the town of Springfield could be considered a sort of “rolling Springfield.” Kirkland recalls that Groening, the show’s Oregon-born creator, always admonished his staff to think of the Simpsons as “their own universe.” Does Kirkland have a message for “Simpsons” fans who demand answers on the “real Springfield” question? “Tell them they’ll all have to go see the movie to study it carefully,” he suggests. “Everyone in the country should go see the movie.” �

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he press conference had all the ingredients — the senator, the National Guard general, the chaplain and the psychiatrist. But, unlike in the 1960s, within hours the conference was online for any and all to see on Independent U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders’ very snappy website touting the Senator’s first-in-the-nation, $1 million annual grant for the Vermont Guard to identify Iraq war vets suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). It’s just what the doctor ordered, and Congress should appropriate $30 million more and take it national! Fine. Sounded like apple pie and motherhood to this journalist, but things got a bit testy when the questions turned to policy. Adjutant General Mike Dubie (brother of GOP Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie) insisted the military now speaks openly to the troops about PTSD before they leave Iraq to come home. Dubie told the press the military was determined not to stigmatize the affliction. But even though medical diagnoses are issued, Gen. Dubie adamantly refused to say how many Vermont Guard troops have been diagnosed with PTSD. “You’re hung up on the numbers,”

tion in 1968. But we’ve learned the lessons of Vietnam, right? So we considered it a fair question to ask General Dubie his understanding of the justification for the latest shipment of Vermont Air Guard troops to the Iraq war zone. What exactly are they fighting for? Not a question our adjutant general enjoyed. “First off, we’re leaving the scope of what the conversation was supposed to be about today,” replied Gen. Dubie. “So I’m not going to discuss policy. What I will tell 2x5-Leunigs062707.indd 1 you is, we follow the orders that we are lawfully given, and we are on a deployment schedule and we are maintaining that deployment schedule.” But in terms of “purpose,” we asked, “you’re following orders. Leave it at that?” “I’ll say two things,” replied Gen. Israel couscous & feta Dubie. “You make the allegation that the majority of the Vermont population is salad, wilted baby spinach against the war. OK. That may or may not & kalamata olive tapenade. be true, but I will tell you this,” said Gen. Dubie. “It hasn’t minimized the fact that we have never, ever in the Vermont rsday: National Guard history seen such support Live Music Thu for the men and women in uniform. They

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bringing our troops home from Iraq. “I believe this war is a war we should never have been in in the first place,” said Ol’ Bernardo. “We were misled. And I will do everything I can to bring our troops home as soon as we possibly can and will support the strongest legislation.” Sanders said he agrees with Republican Sen. John Warner of Virginia who now says the original congressional resolution giving the Bush-Cheney White House the green light to invade Iraq has expired. A new one is needed. The original congressional Iraq war resolution gave the White House authority to take out Saddam Hussein and his weapons of mass destruction. Saddam Hussein has been executed. His WMDs, we learned, were nonexistent. “A good point,” noted Sanders. “But actually, the most important point is, how do we bring our troops home as soon as we possibly can? And I will do everything that I can to see that that happens.” When will GOP defection increase? “We have a very split Senate on these bills,” said Brooklyn’s gift to the Green Mountains. “It doesn’t take 51 votes to pass. It takes 60 votes to stop debate, to have cloture. We’re not there yet, unless I’m very mistaken.” But the leading socialist in the U.S. Congress — OK, the only socialist in the U.S. Congress — predicted mounting Republican defections from the dishonest Bush war train. “In my view, Republican support for this war is weakening significantly,” said Sen. Sanders. “I think that in the not terribly distant future, you will see a group of Republicans from the House and Senate walking into the White House and saying, ‘Mr. President, we go home to our states and our districts, and the people no longer support this war. We are not with you. Bring the troops home!’ “There is momentum within the Republican Party,” said Vermont’s junior senator, “to understand that this war is not serving the best interests of our country.” Maybe so, Senator, but it is painful to watch. Yes, indeed. “And the tragedy is,” said Sanders, “Iraq, in terms of suicide bombers, in terms of the use of IEDs, of tactics that weren’t used in the past, I think there is a lot of evidence to suggest that Iraq has become a university, if you like, in training for terrorists.” Stop the presses! Iraq is going to need a new name when the current civil war is over one day, right? Looks like President George “WMD” Bush will have a lasting, inescapable legacy after all. One many will call “Terrorism University.” Thanks, George. The C-stu-

dent at Yale became an “education” president, after all, eh? Bush Invite — President Bush’s speech at the Naval War College in Newport, Rhode Island, in late June leaves Vermont on its own as the only state in the Union he has not set foot in. It leaked out under questioning from “Inside Track” that Ol’ Bernardo has, in fact, personally invited Dubya to end the shut-out. “Do I think it is a coincidence that this is the last state, the only state that the president has not visited?” asked Bernie with a grin. “No, I don’t think that it’s a coincidence. I think he understands that he is not enormously popular in this state.” Sanders said he extended the invitation to Mr. Bush at a White House function a couple months ago. “He is the president of the 50 states, and I hope he has the decency and the courage to come to the state of Vermont,” said Sen. Sanders. “That’s his job as the President of the United States and, furthermore, I hope he will do what he very rarely does. That is, in a respectful meeting, answer the questions that people have.” Ah! Our junior senator watches C-Span! The President of the United States deserves to be treated with respect, said Sanders, but he should appear before the American people, not just sanitized, partisan audiences. “One of the issues that has concerned me with regard to this president for many years,” said Sanders, “is, he keeps giving speeches into audiences which are not quite open to people who have different points of view.” In his Vermont presidential visit, should there be one, Sen. Sanders said he hopes the president “would allow us to ask him questions.” Fat chance, eh?

Floyd the House Whip admitted he knew the count. It’s his job to know. But leadership decided to proceed anyway. “I think it was an opportunity to hold Gov. Douglas accountable,” said Nease, “even if we lost the votes.” The Whip pointed to the editorial supporting the Democrats and criticizing Douglas that ran in the following day’s Rutland Herald. True enough, El Floydo, but fewer people read daily newspapers than used to. And the Rutland Herald isn’t even delivered to Big Bad Burlington anymore. State Committee Member Bill Sander of Jeffersonville informed Nease and the others that last week’s two veto victories for Gov. Douglas provided little in the way of new information about him. “The guy’s a fascist with a smile,” Sander told the state committee. The classic-car collector from Lamoille County told fellow Democrats that Gov. Douglas “comes out looking like an effective leader with a plausible explanation if you don’t look at it too carefully. And most folks don’t,” he said. Nease the Whip also played the “part-time” legislature card at Saturday’s party meeting. On the Democratic Party’s failure to override on global warming legislation, Nease claimed, “There was an unprecedented effort by Entergy. The three largest, most powerful lobbying firms in Vermont were employed in this effort.” Not so, and the Whip ate some crow over it this week during a phone interview with “Inside Track.” In fact, Entergy Inc., owners of the Vermont Yankee Nuclear Power Plant in Vernon, only had one professional Statehouse lobbying outfit on their hired-gun dance card. It was the Burlington-based firm of Morris DeMag & McCarty. Nice work, eh? “Up in St. Albans,” continued Nease the Whip, before fellow Dems at the state committee gathering, “the publisher [Emerson Lynn] moderated a forum where it was really difficult for people who had a view other than his and other than Entergy’s to get their views heard. That’s the kind of work that went into this,” whined the Whip. “IBM worked very hard against this bill,” he told questioning Democrats. Our impression was, the Majority Whip’s whining didn’t fly with the rank and file. The fact that Vermont Democrats just lost on global warming and campaign finance reform is an “inconvenient truth” that suggests Jim Douglas may be governor for quite some time. And the party’s Statehouse leadership may be feeling some heat from within. �

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Last week Tom Ayres, marketing director at the Flynn Center, sent out a “Dear John� email to friends and colleagues: After nearly a decade at the state’s premier performing-arts organization, he’s leaving his post for a job in Portland, Maine. What lured him away? The opportunity to fill a “newly created senior management position� at PCA Great Performances. A much smaller operation than the Flynn — it doesn’t own a restored Art Deco theater, for one thing — PCA is nonetheless Maine’s largest arts presenter with a diverse performance calendar. It also happens to be directed by Ayres’ once and future coworker Aimee Petrin, who left her

and I can have,� he says. In the Queen City, Ayres’ departure leaves another dent — at the University of Vermont’s college radio station, WRUV: He has been the folk-acoustic-

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position as the Flynn’s programming manager last year. In both cases, Burlington’s loss is Portland’s gain. Though he has mixed feelings about leaving, Ayres says PCA seems to be “perched on the edge of a major expansion� — where the Flynn was perhaps 15 years ago. “It’s exciting to think about the kind of impact Aimee

Americana music director there since April 1989, and his show, “Emotional Weather Report,� has been a much-loved staple for fans of American roots music. “I feel incredibly conflicted about leaving it,� Ayres admits. “It’s been an important part of my life nearly as long as I’ve been in Burlington.� The only consola-

tion for listeners: Ayres’ playlists from September 23, 2003, to November 21, 2005 are archived in mp3 format at www.uvm.edu/ ~wruv/?action=archives. Happily for WRUV — and Americana aficionados — Ayre’s successor has already been found: Kimberly Caterino, who currently has a Sunday-morning show called “Chicken Fried Steak� that focuses primarily on Southwestern roots music. “She knows the Austin scene really well,� Ayres notes. For the remainder of the summer, Caterino will continue her show and “Emotional Weather Report.� Come fall, she’ll move into the director’s role as well. Ayres isn’t ready to give up the DJ booth, though; he says he’ll pursue a gig at WMPG, the college station at the University of Southern Maine. As it happens, the fellow who does a similar Americana show there is soon leaving for grad school, Ayres has learned. Sounds promising. Ayrers signs off the air in Burlington on July 30; his final day at the Flynn is August 10. When he comes back to Vermont to visit, he says, “I hope I can sit in on some shows.�

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What it means to us is imagination and fun and taking a risk. DONALD WRIGHT, VERY MERRY THEATRE

child-centric institutions. Specifically this summer, Very Merry has been collaborating with the YMCA and running drama programs at the Boys & Girls Club, the Sarah Holbrook Center, the King Street Youth Center and Burlington Parks & Rec. With “WigWag!� scheduled for Friday, July 20, at Roosevelt Park, “The idea is to celebrate the diversity and talent of Burlington’s kids,� Wright explains. Attendees can expect 15-minute performances from

most of these groups on the gaily painted Very Merry Wagon — the VMT gang will present Adventures of Camelot. Also on the bill are free ice cream, Kids on the Block, Magicians Without Borders and Big Blue Trunk, who, Wright surmises, does “something with balloons.� Warning: Could be fun. The action starts at 10 a.m. and concludes with a parade at 3 p.m. See www.wigwagstagefest.org for details.

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It’s not every day a person comes home from a day of lobster fishing to find a voice message from a publisher offering a book deal. But that’s exactly what happened to Linda Greenlaw, a former swordfish boat captain who was portrayed in Sebastian Junger’s 1997 hit, The Perfect Storm. Now the author of four works of saltwater-soaked nonfiction and a newly released mystery novel, Slipknot (Hyperion Books, June 2007), Greenlaw will be making four stops in Vermont between July 19 and 24 promoting her first-time foray into fiction. Greenlaw, 46, recalls the fateful moment when she was forced to contemplate writing a book: “A woman said, ‘Hi, Linda, I’m calling from Simon & Schuster. We’ve read The Perfect Storm and we’re intrigued with this female fisherman thing you’ve got going on. Do you want to write a book?’” She never returned the call, but other publishing houses wouldn’t leave her alone. Finally, Greenlaw decided to give it a try. She got an agent and promptly wrote The Hungry Ocean in 1999, a book about swordfishing that stayed on The New York Times bestseller list for 26 weeks. “I have friends who would literally kill for the opportunity I’ve had handed to me,” Greenlaw says. But getting a ticket to write a book is a far cry from producing a bestseller, and she wasn’t expecting her first book to be such a success. “Nobody was more surprised than I was when The Hungry Ocean did well,” she notes modestly. Part of the book’s popularity was due to Greenlaw’s appearance in Junger’s runaway bestseller, but she capitalized on that head start with a boatload of hard work. It doesn’t hurt that her natural, conversational writing style makes the reader feel like he or she is being told a story in a dark corner of a tavern on the north Atlantic seacoast. Also, Greenlaw is a rare specimen; swordfishing is one of the most dangerous ways to make a living and is dominated by men. So when a woman writes — very well — about a lifestyle that resonates with men, she lures readers from all over the spectrum. During her book tours, fans encouraged Greenlaw to write a

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So she took a step back, wrote an outline, and honed her work into Slipknot, a classic mystery novel set in tiny Green Haven, Maine. It’s the first in a planned three-book series featuring protagonist Jane Bunker, a former homicide detective from Miami. Each volume will represent a love/hate effort for Greenlaw. “I don’t enjoy the writing process at all,” she says, “but I love my books.”

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gested writing a mystery novel, and Greenlaw attacked it with the work ethic she had learned as a fisherman. She wrote seven chapters and handed them in to Schwalbe, who loved the setting, the characters and the voice, but said the plot was undeveloped. “I had a dead body on page one,” Greenlaw admits, “and 100 pages later I didn’t know who did it, why or how.”

»vignettes Rick Kisonak has been turning out press releases every week, announcing one after another notable author scheduled for the third annual Burlington Book Festival, September 14-16. The latest? Brand-new State Poet Ruth Stone will join Vermont’s David Budbill, Greg Delanty and Major Jackson for the fest’s inaugural Sunday-afternoon poetry reading. Also on the bill is PEN USA Poetry Award winner Susan Rich . . . Renowed art historian-critic John K. Grande is the guest lecturer for the opening of a new exhibition at Stowe’s West Branch Gallery &

Sculpture Park. The aptly named — and timed — “Live Earth” explores the human relationship to the environment in works by 21 painters and sculptors. Grande speaks during the reception on July 21, 6-9 p.m. . . . Our condolences to the family, friends and students of Alex Chirelstein, the founder and former executive director of VSA Arts Vermont. A devoted local arts impresario, Chirelstein was going to start teaching at the Charlotte Central School next month. A heart attack felled him last Thursday, July 12, at the age of 48. PAMELA POLSTON

Greenlaw places a lot of importance on the discipline of sitting down at the desk every day to write, though distractions are legion. Most prominent among them is her first passion: fishing. Her boat-captain days ended in the late ’90s, but she now hunts for lobster in the cold waters off Isle au Haut, the small island in Maine where she lives. Next month, after her book tour, she’ll return to the boat in the height of lobster season. Her writing success has allowed Greenlaw to finally settle down a bit — she has a house and mortgage now — but not without a twinge of regret. “I can tell you that it doesn’t hold a candle to being irresponsible and having everything you own in a garbage bag that you can throw from the back of the truck to the deck of the boat,” she says. In Vermont, Greenlaw will visit the Flying Pig Bookstore in Shelburne on July 19, 7 p.m.; Northshire Bookstore in Manchester on July 21, 7 p.m.; Barnes & Noble in South Burlington on July 22, 2 p.m.; and Bear Pond Books in Montpelier at 7 p.m. on July 24. All stops will consist of a reading, a Q&A session and book signings.

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Netherlands’ leading city for dance clubs, aims to tap into dancers’ energy to promote sustainability. Britain’s Guardian newspaper reported that Enviu, a nonprofit organization for eco-projects, and Dutch architects Doll have teamed up to form the Sustainable Dance Club, which will develop a dance floor that converts the movement of dancers into electricity to power the sound system, lighting and air conditioning. “The more people dance, the more energy they produce,” Alijd van Doorn, Doll’s social architecture project manager, said. Another system will collect warm perspiration that rises from the

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Spidey Sense Spider venom might boost men’s sex life, according to U.S. and Brazilian scientists looking into using it to treat male impotence. Following reports that men bitten by the Brazilian wandering spider, Phoneutria nigriventer, experience priapism — long and painful erections — the researchers interviewed male victims who claimed that the bites, which are painful and sometimes deadly, had indeed improved their sex lives. The two-year study found that the spider’s venom contains a toxin, called Tx2-6, that causes erections. The relevant toxin has been tested successfully on other animals. Further tests are being carried out at the Medical College of Georgia before the substance can be approved for human use.

dance floor in a cooling chamber, where it will condense for use in commodes. Organizers said prototypes for both systems should be ready this summer. • Dutch scientists announced that they have discovered a fungus in elephant dung that will help them turn wheat and wood into ethanol. The researchers, working for alcohol maker Royal Nedalco, the Delft University of Technology and Bird Engineering, predicted the method should be cost competitive within five years.

The Nose Knows Police in Waukesha, Wis., recovered more than 1500 pairs of girls’ shoes stolen from lockers at three high schools and a middle school after arresting a 27-year-old man for burglary. “He liked to smell them,” police Lt. William H. Graham said. • Japanese police in Osaka prefecture

found more than 8000 pieces of women’s clothing and lingerie in the home of Maeyasu Kawamura, 60, who confessed to stealing them. The clothing included 2400 pieces of lingerie, 600 kimonos, a wedding dress and 5200 other items, all piled up high in his small apartment room. “He seemed to get a thrill out of sleeping covered in women’s clothes,” a police official said. “He seemed to like the smell.”

Drinking-Class Heroes Adam T. Lundgren, 42, was cited for drunk driving twice in the same day by the same police officer in Missoula, Mont., according to court records. Lundgren was jailed the following day when he showed up drunk for his arraignment. • After receiving a call from a man saying he had just tried to perform CPR on a dead woman, sheriff ’s deputies in Hilton Head Island, S.C., discovered that the woman was actually a large bale of pine straw. The sheriff ’s report said the 39-year-old man also thought it was Halloween and that he had two empty bourbon bottles inside his home.

First Things First An Australian court heard that a woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shoulder after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children. Defense lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two “lost it” when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, 32, went on a masturbation marathon after he took amphetamines before showering. While in the bathroom, Blair began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson’s bed-

room, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct. After Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, she stabbed him in the left shoulder. Crown prosecutors said Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge. “Despite his injury, it seems he continued to masturbate while in the garage,” the prosecutor said. • University of Michigan police said they were hunting for an unidentified woman who entered a fraternity house in the middle of the afternoon, stripped and began masturbating on a couch. Witnesses said they approached the woman, described as between 20 and 30 years old, and asked her to stop, but she ignored them and continued pleasuring herself for another half an hour, at one point talking on her cellphone. Finally, after they threatened to call the police, she stormed out “the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat,” according to Dan Nye, president of the Pi Kappa Alpha chapter. Fraternity members said they would throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident.

All Work and No Play South African workers striking over pay and benefits complained they no longer have the energy for sex, the SAPA news agency reported. “The harshness that we have in all our workplaces is so severe to such a point that when you get home at night it becomes a problem expanding our families,” Monroe Mkalipi, a regional chairman of the powerful COSATU federations of trade unions, stated.

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Dear Cecil, In mythology class the other day, my teacher mentioned that Agamemnon’s death mask had been found, which coupled with the discovery of Troy in the 19th century makes me wonder if the war and characters Homer described were real. What’s the evidence, and what’s the straight dope on this so-called death mask? Briana, Montana Forget the mask. Protoarchaeologist Heinrich Schliemann found what was dubbed the “mask of Agamemnon� in 1876 on a crumbling skull while digging up Mycenae, the Greek city the Trojan War general was said to have ruled. Though the fancy gold artifact was plausibly regal, it’s now known to have originated in the 16th century BC, predating any likely Trojan War by centuries. On the other hand, Schliemann’s identification of Troy with a place near Turkey’s Aegean coast called Hisarlik is more certain than ever. He wasn’t the first to make the connection, but his excavations in 1870 proved the Bronze Age city was prosperous enough to match Homer’s description. That doesn’t prove anything about the events of the Iliad, of course. Even classical writers like Thucydides, while not denying a Trojan war happened, didn’t really buy Homer’s description of its cause and extent. Many modern scholars agree, acknowledging the war but doubting its ten-year duration, or that it was fought over a woman. But could the Greeks have been somehow involved in a more modest assault on Troy? Not only possible, but judging from Hittite records, more likely than not. The Hittites conquered western Anatolia, including the Hisarlik area, about 1400 BC. Among the subdued lands, Hittite texts tell us, was a place called Wilusa. Since the 1920s, shortly after Hittite was deciphered, some have identified Wilusa with Troy (Ilios in Greek, possibly Wilios before Greek lost its “W� sound). Initially this theory had little more going for it than the similarity of names, but with the archaeological map largely filled in, geographical clues plus the process of elimination strongly suggest Wilusa was Troy. With that in mind, several Hittite texts offer tenuous evidence of a Greek-Trojan conflict. These documents use the place-name “Ahhiyawa,� currently thought to refer to one or more Greek-speaking kingdoms. Ahhiyawa is phonetically similar to Akhaioi, a Homeric term for the Greeks. More importantly, the texts indicate it was a formidable power that meddled in Anatolian affairs, and the only good candidates for such an entity are the Greek

kingdoms, of which Mycenae was among the greatest. So let’s further assume Ahhiyawa was someplace Greek. If all this is right, the Hittite texts say just enough about a Trojan war to tantalize. One document from about 1280 BC says a Greek ally named Piyamaradu had overthrown Troy’s unnamed Hittite-allied king. In another text, circa 1250 BC, the Hittite king begs his “brother,â€? an unnamed Greek ruler, to rein in 2x5-debflanders071807.indd 1 7/12/07 Piyamaradu, who is again making trouble in Anatolia. This letter mentions an earlier Greek-Hittite war or dispute (translations vary) over Troy, presumably the one from 1280. The earlier conflict apparently ended with a Greek-Hittite agreement that removed Piyamaradu from Troy. A third Hittite document from about 1230 BC tells us the Hittites had then overthrown the Greekallied ruler of Milawata (probably Miletus, also on the Anatolian coast). We learn that the rightful (read: Hittite-friendly) king of Troy, named Walmu, was to be reinstated, implying that the Greeks or their allies had ousted a Trojan king for the second time in less than a century. Now for the archaeology. A hundred years ago the consensus was that the Trojan War, if it happened, H^i WVX` VcY Zc_dn i]Z Xdadgh d[ ndjg \VgYZc was behind the destruction evident in a stratum called 7gdlhZ djg XdbeaZiZ a^cZ d[ Troy VIh (about 1300 or 1250 BC). Research in the lZVi]Zg"egdd[! ZVhn"XVgZ 1930s, however, suggested this damage was caused by :YZc L^X`Zg [jgc^ijgZ# an earthquake, so attention shifted to the destruction GZaVm! eji ndjg of Troy VIIa (or Troy VIi, as it’s sometimes called), dated to about 1200 or 1180 BC. But the dismissal [ZZi je! ^i½h of Troy VIh may have been too hasty. Earthquakes hjbbZg V[iZg Vaa# and warfare aren’t mutually exclusive; the Greeks are known to have taken advantage of quake damage to attack cities. What’s more, archaeological evidence D;; suggests Troy VIIa was still standing after Mycenae had been sacked by forces unknown — in other YZc L^X`Zg : aa V words, the Greeks were players when Troy VIh was gZ ;jgc^ij hi destroyed, but out of it by the time of Troy VIIa. We naZh FjVci^i^Zh VcYY# can’t rule out a Greek pirate raid on VIIa, but that’s VgZ a^b^iZ Vhi# far removed from what Homer describes. L]^aZ hjeea^Zh a dcan# gZ id H L^aa^hidc So we’ve got two destructions of Troy deduced from physical evidence and two usurpations gleaned from Hittite texts. Given the uncertainties of dating such things, it’s impossible to conclusively line up the two sets of events, if in fact they’re related at all. The point is, we know the Greeks (or at least the Ahhiyawans) interfered in Trojan (or at least Wilusan) politics and on one or two occasions arranged the overthrow of the king. That’s a frail thread to hang the Iliad on, but it’s all we’ve got.

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wo weeks ago attorneys for Donald Fell, the first person sentenced to death in Vermont in 50 years, brought an appeal to save his life. Last week, Rachel Lawler, a Woodbury College pre-law student, was convicted of holding a banner reading “Stop Executions” on the steps of the U.S. Supreme Court. These events made me think about why Americans continue to champion a policy that most of the world finds repugnant and most countries have abolished. In spite of a recent waning, America’s attachment to the death penalty remains fierce. How can our nation be turned around? Will emotional arguments change minds? Will rational arguments soften hearts? It is hard to forget Donald Fell’s crime. On a lateNovember night in 2000, after killing his mother and her companion, Fell and accomplice Robert Lee jacked a car from a Rutland parking lot with its owner, supermarket worker Terry King, in it. Their hellish ride ended in a field in New York State, where the two men bashed King, 53, to death with a stone. When she died, she was on her knees, praying. The death penalty is illegal in Vermont. But because the men drove their victim across state lines before murdering her, they were subject to the 1994 Federal Death Penalty Act. In a campaign to bring anti-death penalty, or abolitionist, states to heel, in 2002 then-Attorney General John Ashcroft overruled a state plea agreement that would have sentenced Fell to life without parole. Lee killed himself in jail in 2001. Fell is on death row in Indiana. The case rekindled Vermont’s abolitionism. In 2005, anticipating the sentence, Lawler, who was working with Amnesty International, joined representatives of the American Friends Service Committee,

America’s attachment to the death penalty remains fierce. Will emotional arguments change minds? Will rational arguments soften hearts? the ACLU and others to found Vermonters Against the Death Penalty. The crime also brought cries to reinstate the death penalty in Vermont. Each side vied for citizens’ sympathy. “The defendant had a childhood that most of us cannot even begin to imagine living through,” Lawler blogged. “He suffered physical, sexual and emotional abuse from practically everyone in his life, witnessed his parents stab each other during a drunken argument; he was abandoned by both of them by the time he was 13. Everyone in his life gave up on him. And then society did by condemning him to die.” Meanwhile, on The Burlington Free Press comment board, opinions echoed this anonymous writer’s: “If there was ever a case for the death penalty, this is it. [Fell] murdered a woman whose only mistake that day was going to work . . . He will never be a useful member of society. He cannot be rehabilitated. All he will ever be is a bloodsucker latched on to civilized society. The sooner he is put to death the better off this planet will be.” Such a position would seem intractable — but not to Lawler. “I have always believed,” she wrote, “that one of the reasons why some people support the death penalty is because they simply don’t know the truth “Poli Psy” is a monthly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Judith Levine, email levine@sevendaysvt.com.

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about it.” For instance, ending up on death row has little to do with the heinousness of the crime; 95 percent of death row inmates are indigent. If people knew the facts, “perhaps they’d feel differently about it,” she suggested. Wishful thinking? George Lakoff, pundit of “framing,” or Elliot Aronson, the psychologist who coined the term “cognitive dissonance,” or Drew Westen, whose recent book The Political Brain exhorts Democrats to vie for voters’ hearts rather than their heads, would say yes. So, sadly, would I. The facts rarely change people’s minds. When the facts don’t jibe with feelings or worldview, most people figure out a way to dismiss the facts and justify their own impressions of reality. It’s not that minds can’t be changed, just that hearts must be won first. The antiabortion movement understands this when it deploys feelings — notably, shame about sex — to open people to the misinformation that supports its agenda. Along with negative emotions, anti-choicers win allies by drawing sympathy to the unborn innocent. The task of death-penalty abolitionists is way tougher: to win sympathy for the guilty. So abolitionists also evince compassion for the victim’s survivors. Any capital conviction legally mandates appeal. The process can take decades, and at each round survivors must freshly relive the tragedy. “Closure,” say death-penalty opponents, is forestalled over and over. And even when death comes, it cannot bring the victim back. Some of the most moving witnesses against execution are victims’ families who have finally renounced it. Some forgive the murderer, others don’t. Some feel their lives were being consumed by hatred; they want to honor their loved ones with life, not death. Some come to feel that cooperation with the system washes their own hands in blood. Terry King’s family is having none of it. They want Donald Fell dead, no matter how long it takes. Only his death, they feel, will ease their pain. Who can second-guess them? Vengeance is a primal emotion, retribution an ancient act. Who are abolitionists to say that vengeance — even decades later, accomplished behind a glass wall with a sterile syringe — cannot satisfy, even heal? Though intended with love, their arguments may come across as arrogant. In the U.S., the most effective persuader against the death penalty has not been emotional or even, precisely, rational. It has been pragmatic. As hundreds of death-row inmates are exonerated by DNA evidence or belated confessions by the real killers, people are realizing that human-made systems risk human error. Even some confirmed death penalty proponents now consider the risk of executing an innocent person intolerable. Some activists see these developments, as well as the patent class and racial inequities in the system, as grounds for reform and restriction, if not outright abolition. I wonder, though, whether Americans, who think they can develop error-proof nuclear power or human genetic engineering, also believe mistakes in the death chamber can be eliminated. GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney has an elaborate proposal, including mandatory DNA evidence, which he says will do just that. He’s eager to set it up — since killing as many criminals as efficiently as possible is an unwritten plank of his party’s platform. I can even imagine

the pro-execution people co-opting opponents’ plaints about the toll on survivors traveling alongside the defendant on the winding road to the gallows. Wanna solve that problem? Lose the mandatory appeals! The Roberts Supreme Court, also on a mission to streamline executions, might not object. There’s no danger they will overrule the death penalty itself, which has been repeatedly upheld as a punishment not sufficiently cruel and unusual to violate the Eighth Amendment. I often think that if someone killed my best friend, I’d want to strangle the bastard. But I know that taking justice into my own hands courts anarchy. Retribution is the community’s job; the justice system, flawed as it is, must carry it out. The state, therefore, has the solemn responsibility not to behave as an individual would, in rage. The death penalty, no matter how distanced the punishment from the crime, is a policy of rage. It is a response to rage, is fueled by politicized rage, and perpetuates rage. Much as I have argued that social movements are emotional movements, it seems to me that in this case, only a higher principle — an ethic beyond emotion — can win the day. This principle is human rights. To people around the world, human rights are not an abstraction. You might hear a Canadian teenager casually refer to health care as a human right, or a Bolivian peasant proclaim that his human rights are violated when a corporation buys his village’s local spring and sells the water back to him. These people, from extremely disparate circumstances, understand that everybody gets human rights simply by being born in a human body. You don’t have to deserve them, and, no matter how bad you are, you cannot lose them. They’re inalienable. No exceptions. Statesanctioned killing, they know, is the most fundamental violation of the human right to life. “Unfortunately, the argument based solely on human rights usually does not fly with typical Americans,” Lawler wrote me. And the absence of a human rights tradition or culture makes abolition that much harder because it enables Americans to wipe large swaths of two-legged hairless mammals — “aliens,” “terrorists,” “predators” — from the category of humanity. Then we can kill them. “He’s not a normal person like the rest of us,” said Terry King’s sister Barbara Tuttle at Fell’s sentencing. “He’s subhuman. Now he’s going to his punishment.” Rachel Lawler and her comrades in the abolitionist movement have not given up on Barbara Tuttle, and for that I thank them. They also continue to talk about human rights, even though they know the argument may not fly. Vermont should take their example, and in its best moments it has. Some citizens opposed Act 60 and civil unions, but both laws make real the principle that every person counts equally. With experience, maybe the feelings will follow. And maybe there is an incipient emotion of human rights out there in America. For an example, I refer you to the homepage of Pro-Death Penalty (prodeath penalty.com), graced by the photograph of a smiling 8-year-old Tennessean named Cary Ann Medlin. “Jesus loves you,” we learn Cary kept telling her rapist Robert Coe, before he slit her throat. I could be wrong, but I take Cary’s statement to be an affirmation of the man’s humanity. Robert Coe’s execution was stayed in 1999. m

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ince the late 1980s, Sergeant Joseph Phillips has been employing his primary “combat skill” at a host of strategic sites: Heidelberg, Germany; Moscow, Russia; Middlebury, Vermont. 11:54:17 AM STORY Come again? MIKE That’s right. Phillips, 42, is a veteran milIVES itary linguist. This summer, he’s one of more than 1300 students who’ve descended upon IMAGE Middlebury College to attend one of nine MATTHEW internationally renowned language-immerTHORSEN sion summer schools. About 60 percent of his classmates are undergraduates. But rumor has it that Vermont’s infamously pricey ivory tower is crawling with other military folk, too, as well as officials from the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Central Intelligence Agency. Any Middlebury student who has stuck around for a summer probably knows a tall tale or two about the federal and military folks at the summer language schools: Maybe they have secret handshakes! Bugproof dormitories! Blame the flights of fancy on those dreary, scandal-free winters, or on Homeland Security fear mongering. The truth is more elusive. Language-school officials do confirm the presence of military, FBI and CIA personnel, but they don’t provide official stats on these “government students.” Furthermore, State Department agents aren’t allowed to speak with reporters. But last Wednesday, I managed to catch up with Phillips, a garrulous, Detroit-born linguistic guru who’s done major diplomatic work in Russia and Eastern Europe. I wanted to get the inside scoop on all those mysterious Grown Men with Buzz Cuts.

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We rendezvous at a dark, windowless location: the college juice bar. The linguist has received permission from Middlebury administrators to break their summer-long

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“No English Spoken Here” dictum. Phillips explains that he’s taking a breather before digging into his nightly assignment — readings in classic and contemporary Russian literature, and a paper on terrorism. Not surprisingly, he has plenty to say about military policy. But the guy exudes more intellectual rigor than bombs-away ’tude. His comments also indicate that any rumors about clandestine activity at Middlebury are about as reliable as one of Colin Powell’s intelligence briefings. At first glance, Phillips — who also speaks Polish and Serbo-Croatian — looks more Midwestern tourist than senior noncommissioned officer. He has a stocky frame, a close-cropped, reddish beard and a carefully combed ’do. His khaki shorts are frayed, and his feet peek from a pair of leather sandals. “I don’t like to be in the ‘secret world,’” he insists right off the bat. “I’m a linguist geek — I love it. It’s my thing.” Considering his track record, however, Phillips could easily pass for a wise bureaucrat in some glitzy, early ’90s Hollywood drama about nuclear conflict. This linguist, who describes himself as “the surprisingly intellectual military guy,” works at the Moscow branch office of the Virginia-based Defense Threat Reduction Agency (DTRA) — a Department of Defense outfit that aims to reduce the dangers posed by WMDs. Over the last four years, Phillips has served as a translator and interpreter for senior Russian and Eastern European diplomats and weapons inspectors working under the auspices of post-Cold War disarmament treaties. This summer, he’s on campus for the second installment of a four-summer Master’s program in Russian. Looking at that CV, you might think Phillips was out of his element here in

SEVEN DAYS | july 18-25, 2007 | feature 25A crunchy Vermont; compared with most American colleges and universities, Middlebury is a veritable pacifist stronghold. In 2002, a few months before the U.S. invaded Iraq, about 1500 protestors demonstrated outside the college chapel during a speech by former Bush press secretary and Midd alum Ari Fleischer. Three years later, students

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protested the visit of a military recruiter. But Phillips, who’s often mistaken for a State Department official, is unfazed by stereotypes. In fact, he sees himself as an “ambassadorâ€? of tolerance. That mantra must come in handy for a guy who walks the line between camo fatigue and linguistic fancy-pantsiness. Phillips’ very title illustrates his unique role: A “military linguistâ€? denotes an officer who uses language in his or her job. By contrast, the academic linguist studies language, Ă la MIT prof Noam Chomsky. “Yes, there are a lot of ignorant, uncultured people in the military,â€? Phillips admits. “But there are also some of those people in the academic community, too.â€? According to Phillips, the liberal’s stereotypical view of an Average Military Dude — mindlessly pro-administration, anti-abortion and gay marriage — is just as wrong-headed as the conservative’s of a college professor: “a freakishly left-wing liberal who smokes pot and has orgies all the time.â€? Phillips adds that, while he’s not averse to discussing politics, he’d much prefer to spend his time dabbling in some intellectual pursuit. This summer, for instance, he has a role in Don’t Believe Your Lovers, a 20th-century Russian play put on by the Russian school August 10. “It’s a romantic comedy,â€? notes the sergeant. So how did Phillips fall in love with Middlebury? Chalk it up to serendipity. Like many of his career moves, his decision to study here was inspired by a chance encounter. Back in 2000 he was working as a recruiter; his job was to scour America’s “ethnic enclavesâ€? for future military linguists. At a conference in the Washington, D.C., area, Phillips asked the dean of the Middlebury Language Schools if he could visit campus to give a presentation. A year later, he gave the talk — sans protest — to an audience of nearly 40 Russian-school students. It got him thinking. “I was impressed [with Middlebury’s program],â€? he recalls. “I thought, ‘Darn it, this is where I want to study, and I’m gonna make it happen.’â€? Phillips says the language schools remind him of the American embassy compound in Moscow, where he works; he likens Middlebury’s academic environment to a “steamy potâ€? of intellectualism. That explains why, the following year, he pressed Uncle Sam into coughing up about three grand for tuition. “That’s the really incredible thing [about the military],â€? Phillips reflects. “It gives me access to more knowledge than I could’ve dreamed of as a punk kid growing up in Detroit.â€?

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Academics aside, what’s the deal with all the federal agents on campus? An FBI spokesman in Albany, New York, was not aware that some of his colleagues were perfecting their conversational abilities in the Green

board,” notes the coordinator diplomatically. For his part, Phillips suggests it’s “almost inconceivable that there aren’t some CIA guys running around here.” He speculates that the FBI agents at Middle-

I don’t like to be in the “secret world.” I’m a linguist geek — I love it. It’s my thing. SGT. JOSEPH PHILLIPS Mountains. He referred me to another FBI spokesman in Washington, D.C. Same story. The second agent said he’d try to find someone in his office who knew anything about Middlebury, but no one called back. College administrators offer some additional info, most of it anecdotal. Jamie Northrup, director of Institutional Collaboration and Marketing for the language schools, says he’s heard there are more government students in the Arabic and Chinese programs now than in previous years. But he speculates the rumors could have more to do with a post-9/11 consciousness than any real surge in personnel. Arabic school coordinator Bill Mayers estimates there aren’t more than a dozen government students in his program, adding, “Sometimes you don’t know — it’s really hard to tell who’s who.” Mayers can, however, offer insight into the on-campus social division between government students and civilians — or lack thereof. On taking his post three years ago, he heard stories about government students who’d been reprimanded for banding together in “cliques.” At a talent show, for instance, “one class [had done] a skit . . . and they were mocking the government students [as] a group of people who never intermingled.” But Mayers hasn’t witnessed any of that. On the contrary, government students, he says, play on soccer and volleyball teams. They shake their booties on the dance floor. And some jam with the music club. If there’s any kind of cliqueish tendency afoot in the G.S. crowd, Mayers suggests, it’s attributable to human nature. Intelligence officials are social creatures like the rest of us, after all. “Sometimes you’ll see people from the government who sit at a table and talk at lunch,” he observes. “But I’ll see a couple of Berkeley students sitting together, too.” According to Mayers, feds often require administrative flexibility. For example, some can’t put aside their work completely, which makes it tough to obey the English-language embargo. “We try to be aware of their needs and accommodate them as much as we can without going over-

bury’s Russian school are dealing with organized crime in places such as New York and Los Angeles. Aside from that, the sergeant doesn’t have much to say on the topic. He doesn’t know any State Department officials at Middlebury, and his only military pal on campus is a fellow linguist at DTRA. “Obviously, you notice the guys with short hair and you wonder,” Phillips explains nonchalantly. He adds that if he happens to sit down to eat in the dining hall with someone he thinks is a fellow government employee, he may strike up a conversation about work. But he’s “never met anyone who behaved in a manner that suggested they had something to hide.” A greater concern is his homework. As a few twentysomething hipsters file past in search of a caffeine fix, Phillips glances at his watch: It’s already 8:30. For him, as for every other student here, tonight will probably be a late one. This experienced officer also has his future to think about. Despite his age, he’ll probably retire from the military in 2009 — the same year he completes his Master’s in Russian. And that year, an important international agreement — the Reagan-era Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty (START) — will expire. Depending on which new international agreements come on line after that, Phillips says, the nature of Russo-American détente diplomacy could change. What’s Phillips’ next step? At this point, he’s considering a job at the State Department, or maybe a professorship. With a graduate degree from Middlebury and a meaty resume that includes significant diplomatic and peacekeeping work, he can probably take his pick. “Here I am at a crossroads,” Phillips reflects. “When I finish my Master’s, I’ll have a reasonably good pension and a second career ahead of me.” Whatever he does, it will no doubt involve his primary peacekeeping tool: words. “I can’t see a life beyond the military that doesn’t involve languages,” he says with a grin. “I just don’t see giving that up.” �

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» Getting “Creative” Can a “creative economy” be intentionally designed? This Wednesday, July 18, the Vermont Center for Rural Development is hosting a conference at the State House for small towns that want to capitalize on innovation — rather than manufacturing — as a means to survive and thrive in the Green Mountain State. The term encompasses the arts and all its spin-offs: restaurants, renovation, specialty agriculture. Some half-dozen workshops will attempt to give participants a crash course on Vermont’s hip new economic paradigm. Burlington may have it down. Ditto Brattleboro and, recently, White River Junction. But Barre’s “creative economy” predates the buzzword. Touting the most colorful, artisan-based history in the state, its granite sheds and quarries and the stunning statuary at Hope Cemetery are legacies of a proud, rich stoneworking tradition and the European — primarily Italian — immigrant groups that made it happen in the “Granite City.” But the place has also known hard times; cheaper imports have diminished the stone industry, and the resulting economic downturn and concomitant social ills have in recent decades cast a pall over the city’s psyche. Until now. As a handful of related stories this week indicate, Barre appears to be on the cusp of a comeback, and the residents are feeling it — some cautiously, some with unbridled optimism. Is the creative upturn a result of natural cycles or careful economic planning? In this issue, we look at some of Barre’s players and promoters: Ken Picard catches up with Mayor Thom Lauzon to explore why his brash, takecharge ’tude pleases some and pisses off others. Patrick Mullikin feels the boost of the “Barre Partnership” and Pamela Polston surveys some of the city’s fine-art ventures. Section B considers new entrées in Barre’s food biz and how a seasoned one — Vermont Smoke & Cure — is going national.

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he referee blew his whistle for a timeout with 1:58 left to go in the Vermont Frost Heaves’ home opener in the Barre Municipal Auditorium last November. Vermont’s first-ever professional basketball team had run up a sizeable lead over its opponent, the Québec City Kebekwa — enough to give some game time to its shortest bench-warmer: Barre City Mayor Thom Lauzon. Part of the smalltown charm of the American Basketball Association is that teams are allowed to substitute local celebrities for their pro athletes. Standing at about 5-foot-9, Lauzon looked like a garden gnome next to the towering ABA hoopsters. But the mayor seemed unfazed as he caught a quick pass, drove toward the hoop and drew the foul. The crowd cheered as Lauzon, who played ball in high school, stepped to the foul line and attempted his free throws. The first one bounced off the rim; the second was an air ball. But despite Lauzon’s double goose egg, the Frost Heaves won the game, 117–87. The team went on to win the 2006-07 ABA

championship in its inaugural season, giving the Granite City something to cheer about for the first time in years. Barre residents drew their own analogies between Lauzon’s hoop dreams and his political persona. The mayor’s critics in the blogs were quick to chortle that his performance with the Frost Heaves was classic Lauzon: Thom got in over his head, shot from the hip and soundly embarrassed himself. But Lauzon’s supporters could just as easily have come to the opposite conclusion: Lauzon is a high-energy player who’s never shy about putting himself out there, bumping elbows with the big boys and trying to make things happen. In an expression Lauzon himself often uses, you’ve got to have some “skin in the game” to win it. Clearly, Lauzon isn’t shy about getting his own “skin in the game.” Brash, headstrong and opinionated, the 46-year-old accountant and real-estate developer was elected to his first term as mayor in May 2006. Since then, he’s been shaking things up in Barre City, to the delight of some and the horror of others. Even those who disagree with his right-leaning politics begrudgingly admit

that he’s an enthusiastic Barre booster who’s making things happen. And, in a city that’s long been its own worst critic, change — any change — is regarded by some as a step in the right direction. But others question whether Lauzon is really the kind of mover and shaker that Barre needs. With his unabashedly pro-business leadership style, some charge that he’s prone to spouting off at the mouth without first considering how his pronouncements reflect on him or the city. Lauzon attracted a lot of media attention earlier this year when he came out in favor of the death penalty for drug dealers who sell heroin, cocaine or methamphetamine. At the time, he reportedly said he’s open to the idea of Vermont legalizing and taxing marijuana — a statement he now says was misquoted and taken out of context. Critics also accuse Lauzon of being selfinterested, divisive and at times even meanspirited, barreling ahead with his own agenda for the city without soliciting others’ input or building consensus for his ideas. While that approach may work well in the

business world — and Lauzon has been a very successful businessman, owning some of the choicest real estate in the city — his naysayers point out that the wheels of government move slowly and methodically for good reason. He’s a lot more like Michael Bloomberg — New York City’s wealthy, nononsense, DIY mayor — than, say, Burlington Mayor Bob Kiss. On Wednesday, July 11, large sections of North Main Street were under as much as 6 feet of water, the aftermath of dramatic flash flooding that washed away homes, flooded basements and displaced more than 100 residents. Barre City firefighters had evacuated scores of people and their pets, including flocks of poultry, horses and “one big-ass monkey,” Lauzon notes. By Friday, Barre is open again for business. As Seven Days catches up with the colorful, controversial mayor, he and Barre City Fire Chief Peter John are discussing the ongoing cleanup, the pending disaster declaration and what’s to be done with all the toxic sludge left in the streets and parking

lots. Barre firefighters have spent two days pumping out flooded basements and hosing down streets and driveways. In the past, the fire department didn’t handle those chores. But after Lauzon met with Chief John and interim City Manager Reginald Abare, they decided it needed to be done. Lauzon looks taller in council chambers than he did on the basketball court. Fit, tan and with a deep baritone voice, he’s friendly, talkative and generous with his time, despite the long hours he’s put in this week. Lauzon claims he only sleeps four to five hours a night, and often starts his workday at 4:30 a.m. He’s not originally from Barre. Born in Bennington, Lauzon moved to New Jersey at age 2, then later returned to Vermont with his parents. He attended St. Michael’s College in Colchester, but met his Barre-native wife, Karen, in New York City, while Lauzon was working on Wall Street. The couple has two children — Alex, 15, and Miranda, 14 — and reportedly give generously of their time and money to several community boards and civic organizations, including the Barre Opera House, the Lions Club and the Barre Partnership.

Lauzon’s own house wasn’t directly affected by the flood, though he’s keenly aware that it could have been. He lives next to Edgewood Brook where, in 1927, Vermont Lieutenant Governor Samuel Hollister Jackson drowned in a similar flood, just yards from his own home. After the fire chief leaves, Lauzon has nothing but rave reviews for his city’s emergency services. “I’ll tell you, everybody was on their game this week. It was just a flawless performance,” he says. “A lot of times, people question the value of our police department and fire department . . . Did they prevent any property damage? Probably not. But did they save some lives? Absolutely! I’m convinced they did.” It’s not surprising to hear a mayor gush about his fire department so soon after a natural disaster. Interestingly, the Barre firefighters’ union came out in support of Lauzon in last year’s mayoral race against the pro-union incumbent, Peter Anthony. That’s especially remarkable since Lauzon, a Republican, makes no secret of his dislike for organized labor. “I >> 30A

arre City has been through it all over the years. Once home to more than 100 granite manufacturing plants, the Granite Center of the World is now down to a just couple of dozen. Outsiders sometimes refer to Montpelier’s blue-collar twin as the Furlough & Social Program Center of the World. But these days, Barre is on a roll, claims Matt Lash, the 25-year-old executive director of the Barre Partnership. Even last week’s flood failed to dampen his spirits. “Barre, good or bad, is a very resilient community. Many people have been here for many, many years,” Lash says. “They have tremendous hope, and they want Barre to succeed.” Lash believes his organization is at the forefront of a movement for change. “We’re a voice for the downtown,” he claims. “I truly believe the Barre Partnership is priming the pump for a resurgence.” Barre is one of 22 “designated downtowns” in Vermont, which entitles it to specific grant monies for such things as new sidewalks and improvements for building façades. The designation also entitles Barre businesses to tax credits for upgrades such as sprinkler systems and elevators. But it does nothing to promote downtown merchants. That’s where the Barre Partnership, an outgrowth of the nowdefunct Barre Merchants Bureau, comes in. Merchant membership dues fund the group’s operating expenses. The partnership also receives a $20,000 annual stipend from the City of Barre, although it is not an official function of city government. Through sponsorships and fundraising, it organizes, finances and publicizes events such as Barre’s summer concert series, held each Wednesday in City Hall Park. Come hell or high water, Lash issues a weekly email press release from the office he shares with the box-office manager at the Barre Opera House — whose renovation, in the mid-’90s, may have been the city’s first sign of resurgence. He’s right next door to the building that for 50-odd years housed his grandfather’s store, Lash Furniture. Young Matt left his hometown — for a while. Then, after completing a degree in journalism from St. Michael’s College, followed by a brief work stint in New York City, “It was intriguing to come back and help a downtown community that my family had had a connection to for many years.” A new business — Granite City

Brewery — now occupies the former Lash Furniture building. Like many of the new enterprises in town, it’s run by twentysomething entrepreneurs who are catering to a younger demographic. “If you look at the different sectors, the food-and-entertainment industry is definitely the industry,” enthuses Lash. “We’re expecting several new restaurants to be opening up over the coming months.” One of them is the recently launched Local Agricultural Community Exchange, the brainchild of Ariel Zevon, daughter of the late rocker Warren. (See story p.03B) Early last month the city was reveling in Jackson Browne mania when the songwriter, who is Ariel’s godfather, played two benefit concerts for the localoriented food enterprise. “L.A.C.E. has been . . . bringing a boatload of positive publicity to the community,” Lash notes. “The Jackson Browne visit was just historic — I’d never seen anything like that. This brings a totally different mix and dynamic to the downtown. “We’ve got to get the people who live here to become reacquainted with their downtown as well as recruit people from the larger central Vermont area,” Lash continues. “The partnership is really trying to get the word out about the great things that are going on in this community.” In addition to the weekly email missives, the Barre Partnership has also unveiled a newly revamped website — Barrepartnership.org — and even launched a MySpace page as part of its ongoing communications blitz. “MySpace has been a revolutionary networking tool for us,” declares Lash. “With just a click of a mouse I can send a bulletin to these people in seconds.” The MySpace page appears to be working; the Partnership has some 650 “friends” so far. And Lash notes that he’s seen an increase in the 25-to-40 crowd at the summer concert series. “You need fresh faces to complement the folks who have been here for many years,” he says, noting Barre has been an ethnic melting pot and a “center of artisanship” for centuries. “Our modern-day reincarnation comes in the form of Studio Place Arts, the Vermont History Center, the Rock of Ages Visitor’s Center. It is so motivating for me to see all this stuff that’s going on and to hear people saying positive things.” m PATRICK TIMOTHY MULLIKIN

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gotta tell you, I’m not a big union guy,” he confirms. “Dealing with the unions is probably the most frustrating part of my job.” In fact, one of Lauzon’s first acts as mayor last year was to amend the city charter from stating that Barre “shall” have paid, professional police and fire departments, to stating that it “may” have paid, professional police and fire departments. What was behind that revision? Chet Briggs, president of the Barre Historical Society, suggests that the mayor was looking for a way to save money, possibly by switching to an all-volunteer fire department, but also as a way to break the unions. Lauzon dismisses that suggestion as nonsense. “There’s always the conspiracy theorists who say I want to dissolve the fire department,” he scoffs. “Go to a volunteer fire department? That’s not on my radar screen. They’ve proven their worth time and time again.”

So why revise the city charter? Lauzon explains that he wants Barre City to consider regionalizing all of its emergency services — police, fire and EMS included — both as a cost-saving measure and as a way of improving and expanding customer service to surrounding communities. Barre City firefighter Matthew Cetin is president of IAFF Local 881. Although the union initially opposed Lauzon’s city charter amendment, Cetin says it has since warmed to the idea. And, despite the mayor’s professed dislike for unions, Cetin says the negotiations with Lauzon over their new five-year contract were “pretty painless, actually . . . We never felt wronged. “For a long time, the relationship between the city and the local was very strained, but it’s coming back,” Cetin adds. “Any time there’s been a major fire or flooding, [Lauzon] has been right there with us: ‘What do you guys need? How can I help

you? Who can I call?’ My personal opinion? He’s done an excellent job thus far.” As is often the case in small communities, it’s hard to find Barre insiders — city officials, state lawmakers, local activists or civic leaders — who are willing to speak on the record about the mayor. People are reluctant to bite the hand that feeds them. More than a few longtime Barre residents who were contacted for this story either declined to comment on Lauzon or refused to return calls altogether. One who did was Ward 3 City Councilor Jon Valsangiacomo. In Barre, city elections are ostensibly nonpartisan, though it’s not hard to glean someone’s politics. Valsangiacomo, 35, is a criminal defense lawyer and grandson of longtime Democratic state lawmaker Oreste Valsangiacomo. The younger Valsangiacomo once had a paid internship with Senator Patrick Leahy.

Lauzon is a generous supporter of the Vermont Republican Party and a friend of Governor Jim Douglas. In 2005 and 2006 alone, Lauzon and his accounting firm, Salvador and Babic, gave $2750 to the Vermont GOP’s federal election committee and its congressional hopeful, Martha Rainville. But despite their political differences, as well as the two men’s tendency to get into heated debates in city council meetings, the Ward 3 councilor has nothing bad to say about the mayor. In fact, it was Lauzon who recruited Valsangiacomo to run for office last year as part of his effort to get more “young blood” on the council. “I’m not going to throw darts at Thom,” Valsangiacomo says. “He’s got my respect. We don’t always see eye-to-eye on issues, but he sticks his neck out and works his ass >> 32A

In Barre, the “creative economy” is a rocky road ite manufacturing plant in the world, serving an enormous monument business. As its website suggests, grand plans have been drawn up for an exciting, state-of-the-art museum that would take visitors back in time, to Barre’s “granite capital of the world” heyday. The site also indicates the presence of a Stone

um of choice,” he adds. “We want to reincorporate it into landscape and architecture, to take it out of the cemetery and use it for artistic purposes. Not a lot of people are trained to do that.” Asked whether he has in mind a center like the Carving Studio in West Rutland, Williams suggests the Stone Arts School is more “dis-

Our student from Florida said this place reminds him of Santa Fe 30 years ago. JERRY WILLIAMS, STONE ARTS SCHOOL

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ue Higby has this to say about the “creative economy”: “All arts organizations are struggling, so the term is a little silly,” she opines. Higby should know: She’s director of Barre’s Studio Place Arts, an almost 7year-old harbinger of the city’s current Renaissance. A member gallery and education center, the facility’s three floors are inventively curated, with rotating exhibits by mostly Vermont artists; smaller rooms are rented out as studios. Over the years, SPA has also become a popular venue for community events. “What’s so great about Barre is, we’re a town that uses our hands — we’re all about handmade, from the stonecarving tradition to SPA and all of the wonderful artists in this part of the state.” Higby says that the new restaurants, brewery, coffeeshop and bakery in town, opened by young entrepreneurs, further illustrate the creative . . . something. She also rejects the terms “urban renewal” and “gentrification,” with all their social and economic baggage. “Maybe we’re creating ‘downtown-

ification,’” she suggests. “Downtowns are places where you can leave your car, stroll around and really enjoy a diverse selection of

excitement here about the regeneration,” she declares. “I’m kind of bursting with pride.”

It’s one of these old-time cities, with a lot of pride in workmanship. Some people are calling Barre “the new Brooklyn.” SUE HIGBY, STUDIO PLACE ARTS small businesses.” Higby points out that Barre also still maintains the kind of core businesses that make a town function: “We have real jewelers who repair, a cobbler shop, two of the best hardware stores . . . it’s one of these old-time cities, with a lot of pride in workmanship. Some people,” she claims, “are calling Barre the ‘new Brooklyn.’” Revitalizing a downtown is no simple project, Higby concedes, but she believes her town provides an example for other struggling communities in Vermont. “There’s

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he famous hardness of granite, and subsequent difficulty of working it, is an apt metaphor for Barre’s challenges. And nowhere is this better illustrated than at the Vermont Granite Museum. The facility itself, nestled between Rt. 302 and the Stevens Branch of the Winooski River at the “gateway” to Barre, is impressive for its sheer size alone: Once owned by the Boston-based Jones Brothers Company, it was the largest gran-

Arts School, with a comprehensive curriculum aimed at teaching students each step of the granite-carving process. But that website is outdated — one page refers to an art exhibit that closed in 2005. The museum’s progress appears to be in limbo, owing in large part to lack of funding. Board members have reportedly disagreed about what direction to take, particularly with the school — the industry-oriented training program no longer exists. That’s the bad news. Here’s the good: The Stone Arts School is back, with a new director, Jerry Williams, and an emphasis on its middle name: arts. Williams firmly believes a fine-arts school is the way to go. After all, imports are “killing the granite industry,” he points out. “Before, it was more of a voctech model,” Williams says of the school’s previous incarnation. “What we’re going for now is . . . more along the lines of mid-career artists learning techniques they may not have learned before.” His only two students this summer illustrate the “practiced professionals” point: one is a portrait painter from Florida who had never done stonework before; the other is a Virginia sculptor whose previous work was in softer stone. “Going from a softer material like marble to the hard stuff, granite — just that shift requires a different skill set,” Williams explains. And granite is the “outdoor medi-

ciplined,” with a specific mission to teach figurative techniques. “Some people in the academy want to learn the fundamentals of sculpture, and the figure is the best place to start,” he says. “Once you’re confident with that, you can pretty much go off in any direction.” Williams, 52, knows what he’s talking about. His private business, the Barre Sculpture Studios, has been around since 1985. His commissions have included everything from angel monuments, to giant granite teddy bears for a Dallas sculpture park, to massive linear abstractions, to functional pieces such as tables. Williams says his core staff at the Stone Arts School comprises four or five instructors — “the local sculpture community within the industry.” He expects to eventually bring in other teachers for “more specialized things,” and to offer a full curriculum including modeling, casting and blacksmithing. With instructors currently outnumbering students, Williams’ grand plans would seem to fly in the face of the granite museum’s obdurate challenges. “We’re at an embryonic stage, just setting up the infrastructure,” he acknowledges, but then insists, “The school will eventually be a destination. [Our student] from Florida said this place reminds him of Santa Fe 30 years ago. This could become a thriving arts center — we just have to keep plugging away.” PAMELA POLSTON

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off for this city.” Lyman Amsden, who’s lived in Barre for more than 30 years, agrees. Amsden served as Barre school superintendent in the early 1990s during Lauzon’s stint as Barre’s school board chair. Amsden recalls that Lauzon was instrumental in getting the Barre Town elementary and middle school built. “Thom is a really high-energy guy who makes things happen,” Amsden says. “For a long time there was a very negative, downand-out attitude in Barre. Thom brought in a spirit of can-do.” John Biondolillo chairs the Barre Development Review Board and is co-owner of Berg, Carmolli and Kent Real Estate. Like Amsden, Biondolillo is a big supporter of the mayor. “Thom’s been awesome for Barre City. That guy goes nonstop,” Biodolillo says. “He’s not one to stand around and admire a problem. He rolls up his sleeves and figures out how to solve it. He’s a breath of fresh air, as far as I’m concerned.” Biondolillo notes, for example, how Lauzon knocked on his door at 2 a.m. last week, just as the fire department was pumping out his flooded basement. He says the mayor was “just stopping by to make sure everything was all right.” It’s not “all right” with Joelen Mulvaney, a longtime Barre activist who has butted heads with Lauzon. She describes him as a “typical George Bush-Jim Douglas Republican” who’s just another player in Barre’s “old-boy network.” Mulvaney says she doesn’t doubt Lauzon’s commitment to Barre, but says it often shows itself in odd, even self-serving ways. She points to a recent controversy over the city’s historic weather vane as indicative of Lauzon’s style. Last December, a Connecticut businessman approached the city with

an offer to buy Barre’s antique copper weather vane, which had topped Barre’s old firehouse since 1903. Although the weather vane had never been up for sale, the offers kept coming in, rising from $500,000 to $950,000. Lauzon has stated repeatedly he doesn’t think the city should sell the

and last summer the Barre CityBarre Town Recreation Board recommended that it stay closed unless the city could find the money to repaint it. So Lauzon contacted the commissioner of the Vermont Department of Corrections and got a prison work crew to do the job.

summer. Cost: $10,000. The contract hasn’t been finalized, but the pool is scheduled to reopen this week. Mulvaney and others say it’s not necessarily what the mayor does but how he does it that puts people off. She’s unhappy that he “privatized” a public facility, with

“I think Peter Anthony is a fine man, but Peter and I handle things very differently,” Lauzon concedes. “I think what builds consensus is results. Sometimes you can talk an issue to death. Committees are great, and certainly you want public input . . . but there are certain things that just

Critics accuse Lauzon of being self-interested, divisive and, at times, even mean-spirited, barreling ahead with his own agenda for the city without soliciting others’ input or building consensus for his ideas. weather vane. Yet he keeps putting the matter on the city council agenda, Mulvaney observes. “I’m really concerned about people in leadership, whether it’s the mayor or city council, who want to sell off the community’s assets without considering what that means,” Mulvaney says. “When you own a business, you don’t start selling off assets unless you’re going bankrupt.” Lauzon contends it wasn’t his place as mayor to reject those solicitations, no matter how outrageous they might have been. “Again, the conspiracy theorists think I’m out there soliciting offers,” Lauzon says. “But I can’t just pick and choose what to present to the public. Is that the kind of government you want?” Mulvaney was also critical of the mayor’s decision to hire a private company to manage Barre’s community pool. In recent years, the pool has fallen into disrepair,

He landed the crew on short notice, or so Lauzon claims, by pointing out to the commissioner that Barre has the highest per capita population of prisoners on furlough of any town in Vermont. This year, the recreation board again recommended against opening the pool. But instead of seeking a government fix, Lauzon invited David Pickel, executive director of First in Fitness athletic centers, to inspect the pool and offer his suggestions. According to Lauzon, Pickel was excited about its potential. He recommended some renovations, such as replacing the toilets and showers, repainting the bathhouse and adding sand volleyball and basketball courts. “By the end of the tour, I said, ‘Dave, you should be running this place, because you have a great attitude,” Lauzon says. And that’s exactly what happened. Lauzon contracted First in Fitness to run, staff and maintain the pool for the

its earnings going to a private company rather than city coffers. “We pay a lot of property tax in Barre and it really needs to be spent on the welfare of the community,” Mulvaney says. Chet Briggs at the Barre Historical Society has even harsher words about Lauzon’s leadership. He says Barre has earned a reputation as a city that “doesn’t pull together well,” and the mayor only exacerbates that divisiveness. “He’s arrogant, willful and runs roughshod over potential allies,” Briggs avers. “When members of the council try to challenge him, he actually browbeats them.” He singles out Mulvaney, noting the mayor treated her “absolutely viciously in the meetings and shut her down.” Lauzon denies he has a mean streak, but admits he’s not a consensus-builder the way his predecessor was.

need to be done.” For example, Lauzon says that for years he heard people complaining about how the lobbies in City Hall and the Opera House needed a fresh coat of paint. One day, he got fed up with the inaction and paid someone $2500 out of his own pocket to pick a color and paint them. “Right away, people came down here and started complaining that it’s too dark or it’s too bright,” he says. “Today, everybody says it looks great.” But it’s one thing to paint lobbies and fix swimming pools; it’s quite another to deal with some of the city’s more persistent problems, such as poverty and drug use. Last December, Lauzon made headlines when he helped organize “Operation Granite Streets,” a series of high-profile drug busts of open-air street dealers in downtown Barre. The crackdown, which involved more than 65 federal, state and local police, netted about 30 sus-

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h, Vermont, land of the civil union, bluest of the blue states, where gay people flock to raise families and transgendered people are now protected from discrimination. But if there’s a queer bar left in the state, someone should ask it to please come out of the closet. After years of struggling for equality — and, some say, for assimilation — the Vermont gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered community (GLBT) finds itself at a cultural crossroads, asking: Has the gay bar become unnecessary here? The venerable 135 Pearl in Burlington closed in the spring of 2006. Weeks earlier, Shooka Dooka’s in Rutland lost its lease and shut down. The Rainbow Cattle Company outside Brattleboro had closed a few years earlier. On July 7, the Vermont queer community celebrated its 25th Pride Day in Burlington. In the absence of 135 Pearl — or Pearl’s, as many still call it — local straight clubs such as Higher Ground, Nectar’s, The Green Room and 1/2 Lounge all hosted Pride events this year. Some say this assimilation into the mainstream clubs means progress. At first glance, it’s enough to make a queer all warm and fuzzy inside: straight clubs welcoming displaced gay patrons with open arms. Then again, business is business. Shawn Lipenski is the health-and-wellness program director for R.U.1.2? Community Center and a queer event organizer. He’s behind the “1/2-Cocked� queer parties at 1/2 Lounge, and co-organizes the First Fridays for lesbians and their friends at Higher Ground with local musician Antara. Lipenski and Antara are also responsible for the “Cirque du So Gay� pride party at Higher Ground, which attracted more than 700 people. Despite the success of these events, Lipenski and his party patrons want a true gay bar in town again. “People are definitely saying, ‘What the hell! Will someone please open a gay bar!’� he says. The bar has always been the epicenter of gay culture. Some have called it the one place queers can go, be themselves and feel safe. A recent spate of anti-gay incidents in the region may offer the most compelling

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argument that such a space is still vital to the community. In February, conservative Vermont radio host Paul Beaudry launched a weeks-long diatribe against Outright Vermont, the queer youth advocacy group, for bringing its anti-bullying presentation to Missisquoi Valley Union High School in Swanton. In May, vandals threw bricks through four windows at R.U.1.2?, the gay community center in Burlington. Numerous hate crimes against individuals have been reported. No wonder straight bars are redefining themselves as spaces where it’s safe to be openly queer. On Pride Day, Burlington’s Nectar’s hosted the first official “Bear� event, the Burly Bear Beer Blast. The Bear faction of the gay community is composed of bearded, sometimes large men: At Nectar’s, more CIRQUE DU SO GAY RINGMASTER SHAWN LIPENSKI

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than 100 Bears and their companions turned out. Nectar’s owner Damon Brink believes the almighty dollar knows no sexuality. “I like to think that Nectar’s represents one of the higher and better ideals of capitalism,” he says. “Maybe even a pure ideal: that money is blind and that, all things being equal within the club — not society — everyone has the same opportunity for success and for defining success.” Partners Mongo, 46, and Ivan Goguen, 43, of Randolph enjoyed the event, but say it’s not the same as having a gay space. “Assimilation is not the same as liberation,” Mongo explains. “We still need a safe space where you can be yourself and people will support you,” Goguen adds. Bear event organizers and partners David Grenier and Chris Vaccaro agree. “Our identity is what makes us unique,” Grenier said. “To say we’re going to go to straight bars erodes our identity.” “It is an interesting question,” Mongo adds. “Why hasn’t this community been able to support a gay bar?” Goguen asks rhetorically. That’s an oft-posed question with no clear answer. Some cite apathy as the factor that has kept a gay club from sprouting in Burlington. Lluvia Mulvaney-Stanak is the executive director of Outright Vermont and a professional DJ. She used to spin at Pearl’s and now DJs regularly at Higher Ground’s First Fridays. Mulvaney-Stanak believes the queer community has been lulled into inaction since civil unions became law in 2000. “People don’t feel the need to be out and proud about their sexuality,” she says. “People don’t feel the need to go to Pride anymore.” Then there are purely logistical issues. When asked if he has any advice for a prospective gay-bar proprietor, Higher Ground owner Alex Crothers offers a deadpan answer: “Run. It’s tough. It’s very difficult.” He cites hassles common to opening any club: “The margins are thin. It’s not a big population base, and there isn’t a ton of disposable income. There are a lot of rules and regulations. This is not the easiest place to do business.” Some queers speak of a problem of “leadership fatigue.” Former 135 Pearl owner Robert Toms can relate. For years, the bar was the shining beacon of queer nightlife in Burlington. Homosexuals came from far and

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Internet dating and special-interest clubs has made the bar less of a destination. Queer Social Space Vermont (QSSVT) was formed last year in the wake of 135 Pearl closing to organize a queer coffeehouse collective in Burlington. The group has been working on a business plan and will soon be looking for space. The model? The Langdon Street Café in Montpelier. On its website, QSSVT asserts that it “does not accept that assimilation represents progress for Vermont’s diverse GLBT.” Leslie Freeman-Dykesen is a lesbian activist, writer, mother of

to have a space that is multigenerational, accessible to non-drinkers and accessible to the disabled,” she says. “We want to be by queers, for queers.” At the Cirque du So Gay event at Higher Ground on Pride night, young and old queers alike gathered for the 25th Pride celebration with “Vermont Drag Idol” and various musical acts. Vicky Phillips, 48, of Underhill, has been out for 25 years and remembers when bars were more necessary. Today, she’d like to see an alternative. “There is a really high rate of alcoholism in

have the money or the know-how to open a gay venue. “I would love to open a gay bar, but it’s easier when someone else does the grunt work,” she admits. Shouldn’t queer youth step up if the older generation is suffering from “leadership fatigue”? “The best leaders lead from behind,” Mulvaney-Stanak says bluntly. “It’s harder and it takes longer, and that’s where we are. We need to take the time to teach people how to lead.” Mulvaney-Stanak thinks the queer community needs to invest in itself: “It’s about knowing your neighbor, being local and having

Why hasn’t this community been able to support a gay bar? IVAN GOGUEN two and spokesperson for the QSSVT. “People are lulled into this perception that if the queer community can merge with the progressive mainstream, we won’t incur the disrespect of isolation in the way we have,” she says. “I’m really happy to see that queer space carved out in the mainstream, but it’s just not enough. It doesn’t represent progress. It doesn’t represent anything new or allow us to further ourselves.” Freeman-Dykesen stresses that, while alcohol will be served at the coffeehouse, it will not be a “heavy-hitter. One of our goals is

this community,” she offers. “I would like to see events moved out of the bars.” Phillips suggests “bars are becoming less popular because gay people are more able to socialize without drinking. It’s much easier now.” On the other end of the spectrum, some queer youth feel they lost out because Pearl’s closed before they came of age. “I feel robbed,” says Lauren Coppola, 22, of Essex. “I was a week shy of turning 21 when Pearl’s closed. I was looking forward to a big party.” Bekki Bruno of Colchester, also 22, says younger queers don’t

pride in where you live. That goes double for the gay community. People need to take responsibility for making a change.” She believes homophobia is alive and well, especially outside metropolitan areas, making it hard for queers to socialize in the mainstream. “People are still battling basic stereotypes and the need for services,” MulvaneyStanak argues. “But there isn’t a huge public outcry anymore when homophobic acts and slurs occur.” She pauses. “It’s not as bad as 30 years ago, but it’s not as good as they think it is.” �

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hen a wild-eyed man in a red feather boa appeared on Seven Days’ B Section cover two weeks ago, the box-office phones went crazy at Lost Nation Theater in Montpelier. Because of the STORY July 4 holiday on Wednesday, the paper ELISABETH hit the streets on Thursday — normally CREAN the theater’s slowest night. But by curtain time, every seat was filled for the IMAGE self-conscious silliness of Musical of COURTESY Musicals: The Musical, a hilarious songOF LOST and-dance send-up of classic Broadway NATION productions. The performer in the THEATER photo: Montpelier’s Tim Tavcar, as a cross-dressing lunatic. The Selfish Giant, After the footlights dim, Tavcar takes adapted by Mary on a host of leading roles in the capital Wheeler, directed by Kim Bent, pro- city’s arts community. Since he arrived in Vermont a decade ago, his interests duced by Lost Nation Theater. in music and theater, his intellectual July 19-29, City curiosity and his passionate commitHall Auditorium, ment have made him a major player Montpelier, both on stage and behind the scenes. Thursdays at 7 Tavcar turned 60 last month, but p.m., Fridays and Saturdays at 8 that doesn’t mean he’s slowing down. In p.m., Sunday, July fact, his signature seems to be juggling 22, at 7 p.m. and multiple projects at once. This summer, Sunday, July 29, at 2 p.m. $20-25. he’s wrapping up his first year as director of the Monteverdi Music School, where he has helped rescue a foundering nonprofit. He’s performing in three Lost Nation shows, including the title role in a new music-and-dance-filled version of Oscar Wilde’s The Selfish Giant. And he’s prepping for an original literature-meets-music venture he’ll launch in the fall, called WordStage. Wearing this many hats might wear others down, but it’s a challenge Tavcar has always embraced. And it has made him a good fit for the small professional theater company Lost Nation, where he has played just about every on- and offstage role, according to co-artistic directors Kim Bent and Kathleen Keenan. “He has a really deep background in a

lot of different areas,” says Bent, and “an amazing amount of energy to keep going in difficult circumstances.” Keenan clarifies that Tavcar’s diverse interests do not signal a dilettante. “He’s a real Renaissance man,” she avows. “He’s had passions since he was a teenager . . . The classics drive him.” She believes that Tavcar has a need as well as a talent for forging connections between artistic disciplines. “That’s what’s so wonderful about Tim,” says Keenan. “He can synthesize all those elements together. He’s been living it.” Musical of Musicals co-star Carol

school, which provides private lessons — including ones in voice, bagpipes and Celtic dance as well as orchestral and band instruments — to about 150 children and adults. The school was facing “a period of very serious financial challenge,” according to board vice president and Montpelier attorney Glenn Howland. Monteverdi needed someone with “energy and the contacts and the background to be able to help the school work with artistic partners . . . and find other patrons and supporters,” he says. “Being a people person, Tim is well

Uproarious laughter accompanies most conversations with Tavcar; he downplays most of his accomplishments with humorous, self-deprecating remarks. Gracious, old-school manners underscore many of his physical gestures: opening doors for others; kissing a woman’s hand at the end of an evening. His politeness is unfailing, but so is his sincerity. In an interview at his Monteverdi office in Montpelier, he guffaws at a suggestion that he draws his energy from a deal with the devil. “Well, I have no other life. I have to do something!”

Tim has a spark that comes with a life in the arts, and someone who has the opportunity to do what they love and love what they do. GLENN HOWLAND, MONTEVERDI BOARD V.P.

Spradling describes how Tavcar fosters connections among artists while mixing up the genres. “He’s definitely a local impresario, and he brings synergy, especially now with his role at Monteverdi,” she notes. Spradling sang in the madcap PDQ Bach concert that Tavcar organized in May as a school fundraiser. With the program of opera, piano and chamber music and spoken-word humor pieces, he was “introducing musical professionals who’ve never worked together and having them feel like colleagues by the end,” she recalls. Monteverdi’s board of directors approached Tavcar last year to head the

suited to help the school in that part of its mission,” Howland adds. “He’s been very active in building alliances.” Howland rates Tavcar’s first-year contribution to the school as “phenomenal.” He attributes much of Tavcar’s success to an intangible credential. “Tim has a spark that comes with a life in the arts, and someone who has the opportunity to do what they love and love what they do,” Howland observes. “No matter what other talents that you have and abilities you have, if you’re missing that piece it’s going to be difficult to pull challenges together and respond to them.”

Tavcar says with a smile, tapping his aged wooden desk for emphasis. The professorial ambiance — shelves stuffed with books and music — shows that he doesn’t waste time on interior decoration. Monteverdi leases an old convent from the Catholic Diocese, and the facilities show their age: Most things are a little creaky, dusty and out of square. But a surprising amount of sunlight floods the former nun’s cells, which are the perfect size for teaching and practice studios. They also present a metaphor for the diligence and devotion required to play an instrument well. That’s something Tavcar learned to

SEVEN DAYS | july 18-25, 2007 | feature 39A do when he was a child. These days, parents may be more likely to think in terms of sports scholarships to help pay for college. But, in a rare flash of immodesty, Tavcar recalls, “I had my choice of 38 schools at the end of high school because I played the oboe and I played it damn well.� He chose Northwestern, in part because it also featured strong theater and opera programs. He credits the Cleveland public school system for fostering these cultural interests in a way that today’s schools with tighter budgets simply can’t. Tavcar’s stage debut was memorable. He was set to play the lead — a butterfly — in a kindergarten play about the summer gardens that Cleveland elementary students cultivated. “I had this fabulous costume with ‘wings of death’ that my poor mother probably slaved over,� he recalls. “And I had lines, and I got to do this dance from flower to flower. I was so excited.� Two weeks before opening night, he was helping to wash a neighbor’s car by scrubbing the top. “And I said, ‘Oh, I’m going to be a butterfly, and I’m going to get to fly around the stage,’� Tavcar says. “And so I jumped off the car to demonstrate my wing technique . . . But I landed on a broomstick, and . . . broke both my ankles. So I made my debut as a beet.� The emotional pain of having his wings clipped greatly exceeded the physical pain of broken limbs. But his abrupt demotion from star to supporting root vegetable taught the neophyte a veteran’s lesson: The show always goes on. Years later, in a junior high chorus version of Mozart’s The Magic Flute, he had two more important revelations: Wearing tights made him look thinner, and hearing the “immediate, mass approbation� of applause was addictive. He soon became “an opera freak,� Tavcar says, and, under the tutelage of his French teacher, was exposed to “all

this culture.� One highlight: hearing soprano Roberta Peters in the Metropolitan Opera Company’s touring production of Lucia di Lammermoor. Nearly half a century later, Peters’ high E-flat at the conclusion of Lucia’s mad scene still lingers in Tavcar’s mind. “It was like a football game; people were pounding seats up and down and screaming and throwing things in the air,� he remembers. “And so I was hooked on opera from age 12.� Though he came from what he terms “a very contentious household,� his parents supported his artistic pursuits. Even his dad — a Navy veteran — “didn’t shove me onto the football team because it would ‘make a man out of me.’� Tim Tavcar’s music and theater interests have remained “complementary and intersecting� throughout his often itinerant career. “The apogee of my performing was probably my years in Washington, D.C., where I was singing with the National Opera and doing small roles on stage at the Kennedy Center,� he says. But in the late

Doll’s House at Lost Nation. By that time his parents were settled into long-term care and his sister lived close enough to supervise, so he impulsively left a resume at LNT. Bent and Keenan hired him for the following season. But then came another surprise: a collision with a drunk driver. A two-week coma and lengthy convalescence meant Tavcar arrived in Vermont a year later than planned. Since 1997, his initial one-year gig with LNT has turned into 10. He has directed many of the company’s musicals, performed in numerous productions, created its popular Edgar Allan Poe Halloween fundraiser, and helped with a host of administrative tasks. Tavcar has held other jobs during this time as well, including managing the renovated Vergennes Opera House and directing the Vermont Gay Men’s Chorus. This summer, his triad of Lost Nation roles makes for a more demanding performance schedule than usual — especially that of his star turn in The Selfish Giant. Tavcar plays the curmudgeon who eventually opens his garden, and

“I really wanted a giant who was not just going to blow you away with his gruffness, but who could really get to the vulnerable place, too,� Wheeler says. She adapted Wilde’s brief text into a full-length play with music and dance, and blended modern elements with Wilde’s Victorian sensibility to enhance the storyline’s accessibility. Wheeler says she appreciates Tavcar’s “creativity and instinct on stage. He’s not afraid to try things,� including making valuable script suggestions. “He’s very collaborative like that, and always in such a great way,� she adds. Bent, who is directing The Selfish Giant, thinks Tavcar is particularly well suited to “larger-than-life, overthe-top roles.� No one was so certain that Tavcar was suited for working with the cast’s 21 kids, aged 7 to 19. “He had a bad experience� directing 100 kids in Annie, explains Keenan. At a recent Selfish Giant rehearsal, however, Tavcar demonstrates a natural, grandfatherly rapport with the child actors. He seems more concerned about how

Uproarious laughter accompanies most conversations with Tavcar; he downplays most of his accomplishments with humorous, self-deprecating remarks. ’80s, both his parents got sick. Tavcar returned to Ohio and took care of them for eight difficult years. “Life intrudes, as we all know,� he says without bitterness. While visiting a friend in Burlington in 1995, Tavcar spent a fall weekend sampling Montpelier: films at the Savoy, NECI meals, A

his heart, to children. Barre’s Mary Wheeler fell in love with the fairy tale Oscar Wilde wrote for his sons when she read it to her own kids 20 years ago. As her vision for a staged version evolved and LNT came on board, Tavcar became the obvious choice.

comfortable they are with their parts than he is with his own performance. After rehearsal, Wheeler says with a laugh, “He had a reputation for not liking kids, but it looks like — just like the Giant — he’s turning around and starting to really enjoy the small fry.�

In August, Tavcar will play two small roles in LNT’s production of Molière’s Tartuffe as well as coordinating the music for the show. And he’ll concentrate on developing what he calls his “legacy projectâ€?: WordStage: A Chamber Music Theater. Tavcar describes it as “standing with . . . music stand[s] and playing all the characters and doing wonderful things with your voice.â€? In WordStage, period music supplements scripts created from source material such as letters, poems and historical chronicles. The production values are simple. “The idea is, we need a good piano, some music stands, some costumes, and maybe a piece of furniture we can throw in the back of someone’s car,â€? Tavcar explains. “There’s so little shrift given to antecedents these days — literature and history. You have to have chandeliers falling or things blowing up. This is so pure; it’s words and music and how they interrelate. It’s so immediate.â€? Planned pairings for next season include the letters of Lotte Lenya and Kurt Weill with the songs of Weill and Bertolt Brecht. Dorothy Parker, Dylan Thomas, Frederic Chopin and some ancient English monarchs are also set to appear. Tavcar plans to tap the wealth of “unbelievably talentedâ€? central Vermont performers and take WordStage to venues throughout the state. Eventually, he hopes it will provide another reliable paying gig for local pros. He believes the “Buy Localâ€? campaign — so popular with Vermont business and agriculture — should be extended to the performing arts. “Pound for pound, there’s as much greatness in the quality of people who perform in this state as there is anywhere,â€? Tavcar declares. The performer who got his start as a Cleveland beet has turned out to be one of Vermont’s best-liked — and well-rooted — local treasures himself. ďż˝

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T EXHIBIT Julie Ruth, Sam Thurston and Lauri Zarin: “From the Ordinary to the Extraordinary,” landscape and figurative paintings and sculptures. The Painted Caravan Gallery, Johnson. Through August 16.

ARTWORK “Portrait of Nicole D’Agata” by Sam Thurston

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he Painted Caravan Gallery in Johnson has united a trio of strong artists in a show entitled “From the Ordinary to the Extraordinary,” which emphasizes what is special about their works. All three use people and objects as points of departure, yet each of their pieces is infused with subtly transformative degrees of abstraction. Connecticut painter Lauri Zarin stresses bold colors and simplified forms. Her hues are often as raw as the fruits and vegetables portrayed in her six roughly drawn still lifes. A blue dish holding purple Concord grapes and a red tablecloth that ignites and makes shallow the picture plane are repeated elements, while Zarin’s brush work seems obsessively agitated. In the 18-by-24-inch “Blue Dish with Fruits and Vegetables,” a crosscurrent of diagonal strokes in the tablecloth spreads tension by means of contrasting linear movements, such as the acute right triangles in Zarin’s corners. In “Lemon, Grapes, and Peppers” small forms at the left similarly contrast with the 14by-18-inch oil’s almost empty right edge. Julie Ruth’s 14 simplified landscapes weren’t executed en plein air. “I have been painting immediate impressions of places that linger in my memory,” her artist’s statement notes, “whether they stem from recent travels or near-forgotten memories.” Ruth’s images capture a sense of place without rendering specific details. While her main theme in this exhibition is Newfoundland, the oil and encaustic landscapes originate in her Montgomery Center studio. “Newfoundland: Castella’s Lane” is a group of six 8-by-8-inch mixed-media panels, organized in two horizontal ranks of three. The compound image has a grassy dune running along the lower panels, and misty pale-blue and white layers scumbled above. Ruth added actual grasses to the wax and oil of the green and yellow foreground.

Sam Thurston’s statement describes two long-term currents in American art: a mystically interpretive approach to the objective world, and a strict attention to realism. “Newfoundland: Beach at Dusk” is a vertical triptych of three 8-by-12-inch panels, which also blend grass and encaustic. The artist contrasts her values more strongly as earth gives way to sky. While the distance is greater here between Ruth’s lights and darks, her range of hues remains minimal. Silvery blue-gray clouds gather above, while scruffy, textural yellowgreens are heaped below. Lowell artist Sam Thurston’s statement describes two long-term currents in American art: a mystically interpretive approach to the objective world, and a strict attention to realism. He finds himself “pulled in both directions,” he writes. Yet Thurston need not be troubled by the dichotomy, as both tendencies make his work compelling. Portrait of Nicole D’Agata” is a 13-by-16-inch oil in which the sitter embodies a sculptural solidity similar to the figures in Grant Wood’s “American Gothic.” But the model for the farmer’s daughter in Wood’s familiar masterpiece — actually the artist’s sister — has a somewhat pensive demeanor, whereas D’Agata

appears self-assured, wearing a slightly wry smile. Small sculptures, a sparse landscape painting and a cloth with a rose-colored triangle pattern appear behind the figure. “Woman with Skein — Sketch” is one of the most elegant of Thurston’s nine sculptures of varied scale. The piece portrays a slim, standing female nude holding a length of string, which is represented by very fine wire. The white plaster figure is the maquette for a piece intended to be executed in bronze (“plus casting costs” appears alongside the price). But the graceful form works beautifully in plaster and wire, standing as it does on a rough board. The fragility of this impermanent “sketch” makes its delicacy all the more precious. Other Thurston works are crafted in wood or clay. “From the Ordinary to the Extraordinary” is on view until August 16. The exhibition’s title could also describe the drive to the gallery — especially for those coming from the urban confines of Chittenden County. m

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TALKS/ EVENTS KLARA HOBZA GALLERY TALK: The current artist in the Seven Below Residency program discusses her project, "Nay, I'll Have a Starling," with a talk and performance. Second Floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. July 19, 7 p.m. THIRD THURSDAY GALLERY EVENING: The Stowe Gallery Alliance of 12 art, craft, furniture and sculpture galleries stay open late for viewers; a trolley transports visitors throughout the evening. Stowe, 253-7321 or

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OPENINGS ‘RELATIONSHIP’: Prints, sculpture and paintings by Cathy Cone, Lila Rose Nadelmann and Spencer Cone. 215 College Street Artists' Cooperative Gallery, Burlington, 863-3662. Reception July 20, 5-8 p.m. Through August 12. ‘PIGMENT, PAPER AND WOOD’: Photographs by Annie Tiberio Cameron, paintings by Bob Eddy and furniture by Dan Pritchard. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-9878. Reception July 20, 6-8 p.m. Through August 26. ‘LIVE EARTH’: A group exhibit of 21 artists expressing the relationship of humans to the environment through paintings and sculptures. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 253-8943. Reception July 21, 6-9 p.m., with keynote lecture by art historian/author John K. Grande at 6:45 p.m., and live music by PanAshe. Through September 9. LAWRENCE FANE: "Form Follows Fantasy," sculpture and drawings inspired by the Renaissance artistengineer Mariano Taccola. Big Town Gallery, Rochester, 767-9670. Reception July 21, 5-7 p.m. Through August 26. ‘LAND AND LIGHT’: A juried exhibition of 50 landscape artists from around New England. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Reception July 22, 3-5 p.m. Through October 21.

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LAYERED LOOK Seventeen ebullient impasto abstractions by Brooke Burgee line the walls of Bar Antidote in Vergennes this summer, through August 12. She eschews brushes to build textures with her palette knife, like a stucco mason flicking a trowel, and the result is a vibrant fugue of harmonious hues ranging up to about an inch thick. Her works can also found at the Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Pictured: “Number 8.”

www.gostowe.com for more info. July 19, 5-9 p.m. ‘SUNSETS AT SHELBURNE MUSEUM’: Associate curator Kory Rogers gives a lecture entitled "The Ultimate Social Lights: Chandeliers Throughout History," in conjunction with a current exhibit. Also, local Muggles and magicians alike can enjoy "Hogwarts and All ó a Harry Potter Evening." Shelburne Museum, 965-3846. July 19, 5-8 p.m. $9 for Vermont residents. ART MARKET: Local artists offer their wares every Saturday, weather permitting, at the Firehouse Plaza, Burlington City Hall Park, 865-7166. July 21, 9 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. FESTIVAL DES ARTS: The fifth annual event puts artworks on display in the area around Lake Memphremagog. Separate, clearly marked venues in the villages of Georgeville and Fitch Bay will host works in nearly every medium. Live music accompanies a reception July 21, 5-7 p.m. Info, 800-267-2744. Through July 29, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. WENDA GU: THE GREEN HOUSE’: Associate professor of art Allen Hockley gives a lunchtime talk on a current exhibit. Baker Library, Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603646-2808. July 21, 12:30 p.m. ROCK RIVER ARTISTS’ OPEN STUDIO TOUR: Twenty-four artists in Newfane, South Newfane and Williamsville open their doors to visitors for the 15th annual art event; an overview of all artists' work is on display at the Old Schoolhouse in South

Newfane. Maps available for the self-guided tour. Check www.rockriverartists.com for more info. July 21 & 22, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. OPEN STONE SYMPOSIUM: An independent community of sculptors make artwork for seven days, and offer demonstrations and evening programs for the public. The Carving Studio and Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 4382097. Check www.carvingstudio.org for more info. July 2127. ‘TOUR DES ARTS’: Nearly 40 artists and artisans around Quebec's Eastern Townships open their studios to the public for the 19th annual sale of works in multiple media. Guides at participating locations and tourism offices. Visit www.tourdesarts.com for more info. Through July 22, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. ‘TEA IN THE GARDEN’: An artand-music afternoon event featuring photography by Raven Schwan-Noble; and an acoustic program by baritone Guy Gagnon and pianist Michael Waters. Fisk Farm Art Center, Isle La Motte, 9283364. July 22, 1-5 p.m. Free except for refreshments. ‘ART:21 FILM SERIES’: "Craft & Process," a film about artists Josiah McElheny, Janine Antoni and Gabriel Orozco on the subject of integrating craft processes into contemporary art, followed by a talk by Curator Ruth Erickson about the current exhibit "Graphic Havoc." Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Second Floor, Burlington, 865-7166. July 18, 7 p.m.

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SCHOOL OF VERMONT: An art exhibit by students of the program that is a collaboration of the department of Corrections, Employment and Training, and Education along with Burlington City Arts. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 8657166. Through July. ‘THE WAY WE SEE’: Artworks by Jocelyn Lee Lutter, Nicolas Holiber, Michael Tonn and Kevin Buckland. Studio STK, Burlington, 657-3333. Through July 24. YVON GOULET: Artworks about gay life in MontrĂŠal painted on former QuĂŠbec election posters; and KH10x10: A group show of small artworks resulting from a word-based scavenger hunt, by 10 area artists. Kasini House, Burlington, 264-4839. Through August 4. ‘CELEBRATE SUMMER’: New and recent paintings by Carolyn Walton, Eric Tobin and Mitzi Goward, and jewelry by Tineke Russell. Luxton-Jones Gallery, Shelburne, 985-8223. Through July. CHRIS PASTRAS: "Dune Wuz Here," skateboard-inspired works by the L.A.-based artist. Pursuit Gallery, Burlington, 862-3883. Through July 27. CHRISTINE DEMARAIS: "The Key to the Soul," mirror-and-cowrie-embroidered hip belts. Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Through July. NEIL CALLAHAN, SY SIMONDS & BRIAN ZEIGLER: "East Selma, Alabama: Forgotten America," photographs, Dining Room; Vermont photography, Green House; and drawings of buildings on board, Bar, respectively. Daily Planet, Burlington, 8629647. Through July. MICHAEL GOOD & LOUISE ARNOLD: Jewelry and sculpture; and oil paintings, respectively. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through July. ‘LIFE IS SHORT, ART IS LONG’: Brookfield art collectors Billi and Bobby Gosh show some of their acquisitions. 2nd Floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7165. Through July 22. ‘MEMBERS ONLY’: Works by 20 members of the Burlington City Arts Photography Studio. Fourth Floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 865-7165. Through July 20. ‘GRAPHIC HAVOC’: Reese Inman, Megumi Naitoh, Zoe Sheehan Saldana and Sarah Walker capture the idea of "handmade technology" with works in multiple media. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Through July 21. ‘GRIDWORK’: A group show featuring 16 Vermont artists inspired by line. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through July 30. ‘CRITTERS!’: Two- and three-dimensional depictions of the animal world. Shelburne Art Center, 985-3648. Through August 2. ‘SOMETHING PERTAINING TO GOD’: Patchwork quilts, pillows and clothing by Rosie Lee Tompkins; 'CHANDELIRIOUS!': The Dazzling World of Contemporary Chandeliers; 'STARS AND BARS': Amish quilts; 'MY BAD - IT'S ALL GOOD': The Designs of Jason Miller; 'CONTEMPORARY VERMONT QUILTS'; 'GOT EBAY?' Celebrity Collections Created Online; 'JOHN JAMES AUDUBON': Prints from the permanent collection; 'EARLY AMERICAN PAINTINGS': 18th- and early 19th-century works from the permanent collection; 'OGDEN PLEISSNER: ON THE WATER': Landscapes and fishing scenes by the sporting artist; and 'OUT OF THIS WORLD': Shaker designs past, present and future. Shelburne Museum, 985-3346. Through October 28.

PAUL GRUHLER: "Inner Color Line," acrylic-on-paper paintings; and HAL MAYFORTH: "Archetypical High Jinx," humorous paintings; and BETH PEARSON: "Under and Through," paintings; and JASON WINCUINAS: "Semi Gloss: Tint and Texture," paintings. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through July. GROUP SHOW: Paintings, photographs, prints, sculpture and mixed media by eight Vermont artists. Maltex Building, hallways on all four floors, Burlington, 865-7166. Through October.

:: champlain valley PAEDRA BRAMHALL: "Paedra Xposed," ink paintings reflecting life in the community of transgendered individuals, and a "Floating False Ceiling" installation by the Vermont artist. Gallery in-the-Field, Brandon, 2470125. Through August 26. ‘BOATS AROUND THE WORLD’: A new juried exhibition of more than 125 photographs by 48 photographers from Vermont, New York, Massachusetts and Louisiana. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Basin Harbor, 475-2022, ext. 107. Through July 29. BROOKE BURGEE: "Solo Show," colorful, sculptural paintings created with palette knives rather than brushes. Bar Antidote, Vergennes, 877-2555. Through August 12. SARAH WESSON & MERYL GOLDFARB: "From Where I Stand," paintings and fused-glass decorative dishes, respectively. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through August 15. ‘ART: REBECCA PURDUM’: Three recent paintings on canvas by the Riptonbased artist. Middlebury College Museum of Vermont, 443-5007. Through August 12. BETHANY FARRELL: "Forms and Figures," recent multimedia and oil paintings. Starry Night CafĂŠ, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Through July. ‘CHINESE BLUE-AND-WHITE PORCELAINS OF THE MING AND QING DYNASTIES’: Originating in the 14th century, this collection includes prized pieces made for the imperial court. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through December 9.

:: central JOAN MARIE DAVIDSON: "Food and Flora," paintings in pastel and watercolor. La Brioche, Montpelier, 4854225. Through July. LIZA MYERS & RICK SCHNEIDER: "Inspired by Nature," paintings and sculpture, respectively. Carving Studio and Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 438-2097. Through July 22. ANN YOUNG: "People and Places," paintings. Vermont Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through July 27. HANNAH BEAN: "This and That," bright acrylic paintings. The Langdon Street CafĂŠ, Montpelier, 279-5942. Through August 5. ‘LAND ON PAPER’: An exhibition of landscape prints by studio members. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 295-5901. Through August. RICK SCHNEIDER & LIZA MYERS: "Inspired by Nature," wood sculptures from the Iris Series as well as new framed relief carvings of flowers and figures; and paintings, respectively. Carving Studio & Sculpture Center Gallery, West. Rutland, 438-2097. Through July 22. ‘SUBVERTISEMENTS’: Reworkings of alcohol and tobacco ads by seventhgraders at U-32 High School. Montpelier City Hall, 223-4949. Through July. KATIE LOESEL: Works on paper depicting place and journey. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Through September 15.

PATRICK LEAHY: "World Leaders," color photographs of political and arts figures by Vermont's senior senator. Big Picture Theater, Waitsfield, 496-8994. Through July. ‘FINISH THIS!’: Gallery owner and artist Gaal Shepherd began a painting and then sent a copy to 31 other artists around the world to complete. The myriad results appear in this group show. Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 295-8008. Through August. CHRISTINE CAMBREA & ROBERT HITZIG: "Double Vision," solo and collaborative sculpture and drawing by artists who use the grain patterns of wood as their inspiration. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Through August 19. CHRISTA MANS: "Little Slices of Life," photographs and paintings. Vermont Chocolatiers, Northfield, 225-5977. Through July 28. GREG MAMCZAK: Recent acrylic paintings. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through July. JIM PROCTOR: Handpainted interpretations of photographs on canvas. The Green Bean Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@ yahoo.com. Through July. VARUJAN BOGHOSIAN: A survey of the artist's long career in collage, watercolors and sculpture. Big Town Gallery, Rochester, 767-9670. Through July 19. ‘MAPS & JOURNEYS’: A multimedia group show inspired by wanderlust, Main Gallery; and ST. MONICA'S SCHOOL STUDENT SHOW, Second Floor Gallery; and ANNIE TIBERIO CAMERON & LORI STROUTSOS: Photographs, Third Floor Gallery. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through August 4. CHARLOTTE HASTINGS: "Unveiling Memory," a retrospective of works by the Vermont artist; and CULLY RENWICK & GEORGIA LANDAU: "Dreams Now Showing: A Double Feature," paintings and ceramics. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through July 22. VERMONT PASTEL SOCIETY: A juried show of works by members. Governor's Office, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through July 27.

:: northern ROBERT F. AIKEN, ELIZABETH ALLEN & PETER A. MILLER: "Quintessential Vermont," landscape paintings by the local artists. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through July. ‘ART FOR PEACE’: A group show of Vermont artists including Karin Rae, Robin Lahue, Jack Sabon, Jane Pincus, Tyler Gillen, Janet Van Fleet and Anna Gagnon. The Bee's Knees, Morrisville, 888-7889. Through July. TAMARACK GROUP SHOW: Prints, paintings, drawings and sculptures by more than 40 area artists. Tamarack Gallery, Craftsbury, 586-8078. Through September 3. MEMBERS’ WORK: Co-op members Heidi Lague, Jo Anne Wazny, Robert Anderson and Becky Wright are this month's featured artists. Artists in Residence, Enosburg Falls, 933-6403. Through July. JULIE RUTH, SAM THURSTON & LAURI ZARIN: "From the Ordinary to the Extraordinary," landscape and figurative paintings and sculptures. The Painted Caravan Gallery, Johnson, 635-7837. Through August 16. CRAIG MOONEY: "Sacred Places: Landscapes Evoking Vermont's Beauty," new semi-abstract oil paintings. Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-1818. Through August.

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LYNN NEWCOMB: "Tools as Sculpture," artwork that breaks down categories; also featuring antique autos. Whitewater Gallery, East Hardwick, 563-2037. Through July 29. ‘THE TRAVELING ARTIST’: Artists Paton Miller, Jerald Swope, Ethan Hubbard, Judith Stone, Simon Parkes and Susan Abbott exhibit works about, or inspired by, travels around the globe; also, artists' illustrated travel journals by Cacky Peltz, Janet Fredericks and Nona Estrin; and MICHAEL FLOMAN: Works in collaboration with nature, including photograms, large-format photos and images from handmade negatives. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 2538358. Through August 25.

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ART STUDENTS LEAGUE OF NEW YORK: An exhibit of works from the permanent collection that represent major American art developments from the late 19th century to the late 20th. Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum, Southern Vermont Arts Center, 3621405. Through July 22.

‘TRADITION & CHANGE: IMAGES ON PAPER FROM MILLET TO BASKIN’: Works by more than 80 artists reflecting Western art history 1850-1975. Plattsburgh State Art Museum, 518564-2474. Through September 16. WENDA GU: "The Green House," a massive, site-specific sculpture created from more than 430 pounds of hair collected from members of the college and greater Upper Valley community, through October 28; and 'RETRANSLATION AND REWRITING TANG

DYNASTY POETRY': An exhibition of the avant-garde Chinese artist's works on paper, through September 9; MAGDELENE ODUNDO: "Resonance and Inspiration," recent ceramic vessels and drawings, through October 14; and 'AMERICAN ART AT DARTMOUTH: HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE HOOD': More than 160 works presenting a comprehensive overview of the permanent collection in fine art and artifacts, through December 9. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808.

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n a development that could complicate the Bush administration’s position on immigration, millions of illegal immigrants over the past few days have sought an amnesty deal similar to the one obtained by the former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby. Just hours after President George W. Bush commuted Mr. Libby’s prison sentence, news of the deal spread like wildfire through the illegal immigrant community, inspiring many who have sought amnesty to view Mr. Libby as a beacon of hope. According to reports, immigration officials across the country have been deluged in recent days by illegal aliens willing to plead guilty to perjury in exchange for a deal similar to Mr. Libby’s. The former chief of staff’s story has become so compelling, in fact, that Mr. Libby himself has become something of a folk hero to illegal immigrants across the United States At a café in El Paso, Texas, illegal aliens referred to Mr. Libby reverentially as “El Libbre,” loosely translated as “the free one.”

“If I get an amnesty deal, I will owe it all to El Libbre.” said Juan Carmelo Gutierrez, 35, who plans to plead guilty to perjury this week.

Before these folks expect to get Scooter’s deal, they should ask themselves, “Can I cut a check for $250,000?” mr. snow

But “not so fast,” says White House spokesman Tony Snow, who today tried to pour cold water on the plans of illegal immigrants hoping to follow in Mr. Libby’s footsteps: “Before these folks expect to get Scooter’s deal, they should ask themselves, ‘Can I cut a check for $250,000?’” Elsewhere, people with no lives have stopped waiting in line for the iPhone and started waiting in line for the new Harry Potter book.

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com

Ted Rall

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Back-to-Back Classics Old games, take a bow. “SimCity” and “PaRappa the Rapper” share the distinction of being titles that more or less invented new gaming genres. Every sim and tycoon game in the past 20 years owes a nod of respect to the game that made urban planning sound like fun. And “PaRappa” not only changed minds about the relationship of games to art, it also kept fingers glued to PlayStation controllers, matching button presses to musical rhythms. Now both games make their debuts on portable platforms and ask players to relive their former glory. You may wonder why it took Sony so long to invite “PaRappa” over to the PSP. It might appear that this lovable rapping pup’s best days were behind him. However, given the success of “Guitar Hero,” “Dance Dance Revolution” and countless other games that aped the format of matching button presses to beats in a song, it seemed the perfect time to take “PaRappa” out of retirement. It wasn’t like Sony needed to worry about over-exposure of a prime property. Besides, what the PSP does well is what “PaRappa” likes to strut. From the ironic art-school graphics to the polyphonic funky beats, the game was designed as a multimedia showcase. With a few improvements to the graphics and little else, the game pops on the glossy PSP screen and brings back memories. Ten years later, the experience is just as weird, funny and frustrating as it was the first time around. Maybe we’ve gotten better at playing rhythm-matching games. But the closely packed PSP controls make grabbing the right button a challenge, and the icons you are supposed to match seem to zip by like a housefly on the diminutive PSP screen. “SimCity DS” faces a different challenge. The original game was simple enough, and it would have fit right on the tiny Nintendo DS screen. But, as every fan can tell you, “SimCity” continues to grow, just like a real urban area. Every iteration of

the series adds new graphics, technical flourishes and intricate simulations. “SimCity DS” tries to put as much of this legacy into the DS package as it can, and ends up feeling like a tourist’s suitcase that’s stuffed with a few too many items.

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sophisticated dynamic worlds. While all that stuff makes for some great games, “PaRappa” and “SimCity” prove that simple ideas done well stand the test of time.

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If the DS version was your first visit to this classic game, you may find yourself falling into its timeless charms: zoning land, fiddling with budgets and generally trying to please your citizens. If you’ve played “SimCity” much in the past, it may seem to you that the DS version somehow captures too much of the game’s administrative minutia and not enough of its playing-in-the-sandbox fun. Why bother with a retirement home of gaming? A little respect for your elders shows that the structure of interactive fun has to do with something besides mind-bending graphics, massively multiplayer networking and increasingly

Place a number in the empty boxes in such a way that each row across, each column down and each 9-box square contains all of the numbers one to nine. Who’s It For: Fans who enjoyed the originals will get a kick out of walking around with some classic fun in portable packaging. Also, new gamers trying to catch up on their gaming history would do well to check out these old-timers.

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If You Like This, Try That: “Sim-City 4” towers over all other sim games and still is a lot of fun. “Guitar Hero” is about as much enjoyment as you can get from pretending to play music. Best Part: While critics like to chirp about video games as disposable fun, “SimCity DS” and “PaRappa the Rapper” on the PSP show that the best of the medium can stick around and entertain year after year.

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n a development that could complicate the Bush administration’s position on immigration, millions of illegal immigrants over the past few days have sought an amnesty deal similar to the one obtained by the former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby. Just hours after President George W. Bush commuted Mr. Libby’s prison sentence, news of the deal spread like wildfire through the illegal immigrant community, inspiring many who have sought amnesty to view Mr. Libby as a beacon of hope. According to reports, immigration officials across the country have been deluged in recent days by illegal aliens willing to plead guilty to perjury in exchange for a deal similar to Mr. Libby’s. The former chief of staff’s story has become so compelling, in fact, that Mr. Libby himself has become something of a folk hero to illegal immigrants across the United States At a café in El Paso, Texas, illegal aliens referred to Mr. Libby reverentially as “El Libbre,” loosely translated as “the free one.”

“If I get an amnesty deal, I will owe it all to El Libbre.” said Juan Carmelo Gutierrez, 35, who plans to plead guilty to perjury this week.

Before these folks expect to get Scooter’s deal, they should ask themselves, “Can I cut a check for $250,000?” mr. snow

But “not so fast,” says White House spokesman Tony Snow, who today tried to pour cold water on the plans of illegal immigrants hoping to follow in Mr. Libby’s footsteps: “Before these folks expect to get Scooter’s deal, they should ask themselves, ‘Can I cut a check for $250,000?’” Elsewhere, people with no lives have stopped waiting in line for the iPhone and started waiting in line for the new Harry Potter book.

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com

Ted Rall

SEVEN DAYS | july 18-25, 2007 | astrology 49A

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Here’s how you

damage the Aries soul, according to astrologer Steven Forrest: You bore it, you deprive it of adventure, and you starve it of chances to grow evermore courageous. I’m worried this could happen in the coming weeks. According to my reading of the omens, you may be tempted to get involved with things that are too easy for you. Here’s what you can do to make sure this doesn’t come to pass: Invite yourself into unpredictable situations. Give yourself assignments that will force you out of your comfort zone. Fall in love with questions that will turn your mind inside-out.

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(April 20-May 20): I’m drinking a toast to my grade-school teachers, five of whom were stern spinsters in their fifties and sixties. I may not have esteemed them when we were together those seven hours a day, 180 days a year; I may have been alternately bored and alienated by their nagging me to learn. But from my current vantage point, I’m ripe with gratitude: pleased with my ability to wield the English language and do the arithmetic my business requires and hold in my imagination a clear vision of the planet’s geography. Those maestros taught me well, and I’m in awe of their tireless efforts. Now I suggest you do something similar to what I just did, Taurus. Feel a flood of thanks for the helpers and teachers from your past (even the inadvertent ones) whom you have never appreciated sufficiently.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A few years

ago, a high school football team in Colorado was reprimanded when officials discovered that players had soaked their uniforms with an oily cooking spray before a big game. Though there was no specific regulation against it in the rulebook, the greasy stuff made it harder for their opponents to tackle them, giving them an advantage. I’m recommending their ploy to you in the coming week, Gemini — at least metaphorically. You will benefit from being slipperier, more elusive, and difficult to pin down than usual. I’d also like to see you be extraordinarily cagey, foxy and tricky. To help

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CANCER (June 21-July 22): Imagine all

the life processes that unfold outside of your conscious awareness: your body digesting your food and circulating your blood; trees using carbon dioxide, water and sunlight to synthesize their nourishment; micro-organisms in the soil beneath your feet endlessly toiling away to create humus. You don’t perceive any of these things directly; they’re invisible to you. What other growth and transformation might be going on in secret, Cancerian? This is the perfect time to tune in to all the vitalizing alchemy that is usually hidden from you. In a sense, you have X-ray vision.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): How should we

visualize the phase you’re in? Are you coming back home after a harrowing journey to the abyss? Or are you about to launch a quest straight into the heart of the dawn’s blinding promise? Paradoxically enough, Leo, you’re doing both. You’re coming and going at the same time. You’re graduating from an ancient lesson and beginning a new course of study. Hints of the future are mingled with the last gasps of the past.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Write the bad things that are done to you in sand,” says an Arab proverb, “but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble.” That’s perfect advice for you in the coming days. Why? Because I believe you’ll be cheated or slighted in a way that will have only minor, short-term consequences, whereas on the other hand you’ll be the beneficiary of a loophole or the recipient of a generous blessing that should reverberate for a long time.

LIbRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Buddhist teacher Thich Nhat Hanh, born under the sign of Libra, has been described by a fellow teacher as “a cross between a cloud, a snail, and a piece of heavy machinery — a true religious presence.”

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He translates his lofty visions into the most intimate and practical terms, even providing suggestions about how to get more spiritual inspiration out of breathing, eating and walking. Take a similar approach in the coming weeks, Libra. Bring heaven all the way down to earth. Make the smallest details of your life reflect your highest ideals.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The modern

English word “weird” is derived from the Old English term wyrd, meaning “destiny.” By the late Middle Ages, wyrd had evolved into a concept similar to the Eastern notion of karma. It implied that the momentum of past events plays a strong role in shaping the future, but that human willpower can nevertheless also have a hand in creating upcoming events. In some uses, wyrd could even mean “the power to control destiny,” as exemplified by the three Weird Sisters of Shakespeare’s Macbeth. I bring this up, Scorpio, because your Wyrd Factor is pretty high these days. While the consequences of your past are certainly impinging on your present to some degree, you’ve rarely had a greater ability to override them through the force of your intentions.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Most

people experience ‘cubicle creativity,’” says businessman Gerald Haman. “The size of their ideas is directly proportional to the space they have in which to think.” Just in case this is true, Sagittarius, I urge you to expand the box you occupy while dreaming up solutions to problems and fantasizing about the adventures you want to embark on. It’s time to stretch the boundaries in every way you can imagine.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Dear Rob: Last night I dreamt that I finally met the soulmate I’ve been looking for all these years. We were making love in a limousine that was driving us to the church where we would be married. Then a terrible thing happened. Right there in my arms, my perfect lover turned into a toothless, stinking geezer whose sparse white hair was falling out in my hands. I shrieked and

ran out of the car. Can you interpret my dream for me? — Crushed Capricorn.” Dear Crushed: Your dream may mean that your romantic ideals have become outmoded; your long-standing fantasies about what constitutes your perfect lover are no longer relevant. It’s probably time to adjust your definitions.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): To get

in a mood to take maximum advantage of the cosmic currents, go to tinyurl.com/25sgyx and read Dara Wier’s poem “A Modern Version of the Way the Rosary Was Once Said Throughout Western Europe in the Late Middle Ages.” What she expresses there is exactly the attitude you should cultivate. Here’s an excerpt: “I’m not sewing velvet patches on a woolen blanket, not putting silver buttons back where they belong, not sweeping or folding, not in my right mind, not knowing what I owe or to whom I should bow down or thank or praise, no neither am I storing up good deeds I’ll need when I need bailing out, nor do I wish to settle old scores, no not keeping wolves at bay, and I’m not disturbing antbeds, not in touch with fine madness, no, I’m not hiding under the kitchen table not wanting to listen anymore, nor am I staying awake in case I might miss something, no, I’m not staring forever into a fire, nor walking through a rainstorm into a cypress grove, no, and I’m not waiting for lightning to strike.”

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): While browsing

at the garden store, I saw an item that would be perfect for your current metaphorical needs: rose gloves. They’re specially designed to protect you while working with those lush but thorny flowers. They feature padded palms, reinforced fingertips, and extra-long gauntlets that safeguard your flesh up to the elbow. As you play with and care for your own metaphorical version of the paradoxical rose in the coming days, I suggest that you arm yourself with equivalent protective measures.

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ecause the Harry Potter series has been such a phenomenon and its final installment is about to arrive on bookstore shelves, there’s a sense in the air that some bittersweet, monumental moment in history is upon us. That mass wistfulness may contribute to a perception that the fifth screen adaptation is more of a cinematic milestone than it really is. The media have made much, for example, of the fact that Order of the Phoenix’s mood is darker than that of the early films, and this is indeed the case. Long behind us are the days when the young wizard’s world turned on winning or losing a game of Quidditch. Harry at 15 is pretty much a full-time brooder. Daniel Radcliffe has matured into a hand-

some, serious-looking young man over the past six years, and he spends most of this movie looking determinedly solemn, as though the weight of the world were on his shoulders. Which, of course, it is. In J.K. Rowling’s grand scheme of things, Harry and Lord Voldemort are destined for a traditional good-versus-evil showdown, and everything else in the seven novels is pretty much richly imaginative window dressing. This film succeeds in bringing us one step closer to that ultimate face-off and, honestly, not a great deal more. The first half of the picture moves at a somewhat plodding pace. Potter is bummed because Ron (Rupert Grint) and Hermione (Emma Watson) haven’t written him during summer break. He’s bummed because he’s threatened with expulsion from Hogwarts for using magic in the presence of a Muggle. He’s bummed because no one believes his claim that Voldemort has returned, and everybody seems to blame him for the death of a classmate killed in a skirmish with the Dark Lord in the previous film. The mopey Hamlet routine goes on so long, you half expect director David Yates to hand Radcliffe a skull and have him brood, “Alas, poor Cedric Diggory, I knew him well.” Mostly, Harry’s bummed because he knows the threat of cataclysmic attack is real, and the school’s new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher (Imelda Staunton) refuses to teach the kids anything beyond defense theory. She behaves as though she’s on Voldemort’s payroll and has infiltrated the school to neutralize the magical force most likely to thwart his plan — but her motivation and significance to the narrative turn out to be less consequential. Though Staunton plays an entertaining, love-to-hate control freak, her character’s essentially a place

holder to keep the audience occupied until the real baddie makes his appearance. The viewer’s patience is rewarded in the final act with spectacular confrontations between the forces of light and darkness. Harry and pals face off against a horde of Death Eaters, while Dumbledore (Michael Gambon) goes mano a mano with Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes) himself. These clashes, filled with clever effects, are both rousing and borderline deafening; as climaxes go, they’re also necessarily anticlimactic. Why? Because, while the final outcome of the conflict will shortly be revealed on the page, fans will have to wait some years before it unfolds on the screen. The fifth in the series features fleeting flourishes of the wit and whimsy we’ve come to expect from a Harry Potter film. It’s light on the movie magic, however, and heavy on the mopeyness. Particularly for the sake of those who know the story through these adaptations and not the novels, let’s hope the sixth film restores that missing magic, before the seventh has our heroes ride their broomsticks into the sunset once and for all. RICK KISONAK

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emember right after September 11, 2001, when movie critics wrote essays arguing that people would never again want to watch violent action films featuring big, set-piece explosions? That was then, this is now. Escapist action has been back for a while, but it’s not wholly untouched by history. In this belated third sequel to Die Hard (1988), indomitable NYPD cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) is nearly two decades older than he was in the first installment, but he doesn’t seem much worse for wear. All the same, he’s been saddled with a sidekick who represents the younger generation — Justin Long, a.k.a. “Mac” from the Apple Computer commercials. Typecasting being what it is, Long’s character is a hacker. Despite his fresh-scrubbed look and puppy-doggish demeanor, he’s also a bone thrown to the current counterculture. When Willis tries to listen to the news, the kid protests — how can he trust the “corporate media”? Maybe we shouldn’t trust what we see on TV, either. In the movie’s best non-action scene, the villainous hacker mastermind (Timothy Olyphant) seizes control of communications satellites and broadcasts the same video clip on every channel: an image of the Capitol building overlaid with a crawl that asks Americans how they’d feel if they dialed 911 and no one came. Then the Capitol appears to explode. By the time people figure out it’s merely a fraud, panic has set in, War of the Worlds style. This strain of paranoia feels very post-9/11, but

the notion of a hacker holding the country hostage via its technology is nothing new. In another scene, Long admits he used to think it would be pretty cool to control the whole “system.” “It’s not a system, it’s a country,” Willis retorts. “It’s people.” Despite its title, that’s about as patriotic as Live Free or Die Hard gets. The movie hinges on the distinction between Americans who sit at keyboards and think in abstract terms like “system” and Americans who go out and, when necessary, kick some non-virtual ass. And slug it out in elevator shafts. And use cars as projectiles to destroy airborne helicopters. And engage fighter jets in hand combat. Being pretty close to super-human at this point, John McClane does all that and more, and he takes Long as his sort-of apprentice. The kid was unwittingly recruited by Olyphant’s terrorist crew to write a “mutating algorithmic security code,” and once his work is done, they want him dead. But Willis needs Long’s IT expertise to locate the villains before they succeed in dismantling the nation’s entire infrastructure, starting with the traffic signals in downtown D.C. That makes for a lot of scenes where the hacker cowers and hides his head as Willis kills dozens of henchmen; even the hero’s nubile college-student daughter (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) lands a punch better than Long can. Folks in McClane’s generation can feel vindicated, as the movie reminds us that prowess at violent video games does not necessarily

translate to the real world. The cop does things the old-fashioned way, with blood, sweat and his two fists. And if this Luddite’s feats of strength are sometimes partially computer-generated, well, so be it. You wouldn’t want to see a car just fly through the air when it could corkscrew, would you? Despite being loud, dumb and totally commercial, this Die Hard is fun. Director Len Wiseman keeps the action scenes tight, and a batch of colorful villains livens them up, from an acrobat who bounces off walls to a high-kicking martial-arts chick (Hong Kong action star Maggie Q). Olyphant isn’t deeply sinister, the way Alan Rickman was as the first and best Die Hard bad guy, but he’s tightly wound, doing a lot of acting with his intense eyes. Do buildings explode in big set-pieces? Most definitely. Is it escapist and unrealistic? That, too. We’ll never return to the days of the second Die Hard, when the terrorist villain blew up a plane with 230 people aboard, setting a new standard for amoral action-movie mayhem, and no one really cared. But the franchise is back, and it could keep chugging along till Willis hangs up his bloody henley shirt and calls it a day. MARGOT HARRISON

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LICENSE TO WEDďż˝1/2 Robin Williams plays a man of the cloth who puts Mandy Moore and John Krasinski (“The Officeâ€?) through a rather unorthodox marriage prep course in this comedy directed by Ken Kwapis. (100 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Sunset) LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD ���1/2 Bruce Willis dusts off the character of John McClane for this sequel, in which the baddiebattling wise guy takes on terrorists who attack on the Fourth of July. With Justin Long and Timothy Olyphant. Directed by Len Wiseman. (130 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Sunset) OCEAN'S THIRTEEN�� Steven Soderbergh and the boys return to Vegas in the third installment in the breezy series. Al Pacino joins the fun as a sleazy casino operator who invites the ire of Clooney’s character and finds himself looking at some painful payback. Also featuring Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Elliott Gould and, well, you know the crew. (122 min, PG-13. Majestic) ONCE���� Former Frames bassist John Carney directs this Irish musical about the romance struck up between a street musician and a young Czech pianist. Starring Glen Hansard and MarkĂŠta IrglovĂĄ. (88 min, R. Palace) PARIS, JE T'AIME���1/2 Gus Van Sant, Alexander Payne, Wes Craven and the Coen brothers are just some of the 18 filmmakers behind this cinematic valentine to the City of Lights composed of occasionally intersecting vignettes. The cast includes Steve Buscemi, Juliette Binoche, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Nick Nolte. (120 min, R. Roxy) PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END��1/2 Geoffrey Rush returns as the crusty Captain Barbossa in the third installment of the sea-faring series, in which the recently deceased Jack Sparrow returns from the dead and runs into Keith Richards. Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley and Bill Nighy also star. Gore Verbinski helms. (165 min, PG13. Essex) RATATOUILLE����� Brad Garrett, Ian Holm and Peter O’Toole are among the voice cast in writer-director Brad (The Incredibles) Bird’s animated comedy about an aspiring Parisian chef forced to fight for his right to flambe simply because he happens to be a rodent. (111 min, G. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Stowe, Sunset, Welden) SHREK THE THIRD�� Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy and Antonio Banderas lend their voices in the latest installment of the mega-successful series. This time around, the green giant is not so jolly about the prospect of becoming Far Far Away’s next king. The vocal cast also includes Julie Andrews, John Cleese, Justin Timberlake and Regis Philbin. Raman Hui and Chris Miller direct. (93 min, PG. Majestic) SICKO���� Michael Moore’s latest documentary takes the pulse of the nation’s ailing health-care and insurance systems. (123 min, PG-13. Marquis, Roxy, Savoy)

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BIG PICTURE THEATER Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8994.

wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 5:30, 8:30. Ratatouille 5, 7:30. friday 20 — sunday 22 *Hairspray 2 (Sat & Sun), 5 & 7:30 (Fri & Sun), 8:15 (Sat). Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2 (Sun), 4:30 (Sat), 5:30 & 8:30 (Fri & Sun).

BIJOU CINEPLEX 1-2-3-4 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-3293.

wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 1:10, 3:45, 6:30, 9:10. Transformers 12:50, 3:30, 6:40, 9:15. Ratatouille 1:20, 3:40, 6:35, 8:20. Live Free or Die Hard 1, 3:35, 6:45, 9:05.

friday 20 — thursday 26 *Hairspray 1, 4, 7, 9:40. *I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:45. *No Reservations 7 (Sat only). Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 12:30, 1:30, 3:30, 4:30, 6:30, 7:20, 9:30. Transformers 12:40, 3:40, 6:40, 9:35. License to Wed 1:15, 4:20, 7:15 (except Sat), 9:35. Ratatouille 2:50. Live Free or Die Hard 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. Evan Almighty 1:20, 7:05. Surf’s Up 1:25. Knocked Up 6:50, 9:40. Shrek the Third 12:35. Times subject to change. See http://www.majestic10.com.

MARQUIS THEATER

friday 20 — thursday 26 *I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 1, 3:50, 6:50, 9:15. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 1:10, 3:45, 6:30, 9:10. Transformers 12:50, 3:30, 6:40, 9:15. Ratatouille 1:20, 3:40, 6:35, 8:20.

friday 20 — thursday 26 Sicko 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:15, 9. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2 (Sat & Sun), 6, 9.

Times subject to change.

wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 1, 3:40, 6:40, 9:20. Waitress 1:20, 3:40, 7:10, 9:25. Sicko 1:05, 3:35, 6, 7, 9:30. Evening 1:10, 3:55, 6:30, 9:10. La Vie en Rose 3:45, 6:30. A Mighty Heart 1:15, 9:10. Paris, Je T’Aime 1:25, 8:30.

ESSEX CINEMA

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 12:45, 1:15, 3:45, 4:15, 6:45, 7:15, 9:45, 10:10. Knocked Up 9:30. License to Wed 12:50, 3, 5:05, 7:15, 9:30. Live Free or Die Hard 1, 4, 7, 9:45. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End 1:15, 5:15. Ratatouille 12:10, 2:35, 5, 7:30, 10. Transformers 1, 2, 4, 5:15, 7, 8:30, 10. friday 20 — thursday 26 *Hairspray 12:50, 3:50, 6:50, 9:50. *I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 1:20, 4:20, 7:10, 9:40. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 12:45, 1:15, 3:45, 4:15, 6:45, 7:15, 9:45, 10:10. License to Wed 12:50, 3, 5:05, 7:15, 9:30. Live Free or Die Hard 1, 4, 7, 9:45. Ratatouille 1:30, 4:30, 7:10, 9:35. Transformers 1, 4, 7, 10. Times subject to change.

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Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 12:10, 1, 2, 3:20, 4:10, 5:10, 6:20, 7:20, 8:30, 9:35. Transformers 12:40, 2:20, 3:40, 5:20, 6:40, 9:40. License to Wed 12:25, 2:40, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Ratatouille 1:10, 2:50, 3:50, 6:50, 9:30. Live Free or Die Hard 12:50, 3:45, 6:45, 9:35. Evan Almighty 12:20, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10. Surf’s Up 12:30. Knocked Up 9:45. Ocean’s Thirteen 7. Shrek the Third 12:15. 1408 9:25.

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Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509.

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wednesday 18 — thursday 26 Sicko 1:30, 4, 6:30, 8:50. Sci-Fi July 11 p.m. (Fri & Sat). See www.savoytheater.com/scifijuly for films.

STOWE CINEMA 3 PLEX Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678.

wednesday 18 — thursday 19 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 6:30, 9:15. Transformers 6:30, 9:15. Ratatouille 6:45, 9. friday 20 — thursday 26 *Hairspray 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:05. *I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:15. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9:15.

College Street, Burlington, 864-3456.

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olish, Greek, Lebanese, Lithuanian, Swiss, Danish, Italian and more: The roster of ethnic groups who set down roots in Barre, Vermont’s cultural melting pot, rivals that of Manhattan. In the town’s heyday as self-proclaimed “Granite Capital of the World,� thousands of skilled craftspeople and artisans emigrated there. They brought along culinary traditions and skills such as pasta making, meat curing and the art of fine pastries. Less than a century ago, Barre blossomed with bakeries and butcher shops. So why doesn’t Barre today look more like Broadway? In recent years, dining establishments and stores in the economically depressed city showed little of their former riotous color. With a few exceptions, pizza joints, sub shops and pubs were the name of the game. The Farmers’ Diner, with its focus on local ingredients, didn’t make it. Despite the city’s proximity to Montpelier and its culinary institute, Barre boasted no fine dining to speak of. “We had and we still do have fast food and convenience food,� explains Matt Lash, executive director of the Barre Partnership, “Barre has always been a hardworking town, so convenience is an absolute necessity.� You can’t argue with the value of a strong work ethic. Lately, though, some Barre residents have started to pour their labors into the creation of edibles that are fresh and homemade as well as refreshingly unpretentious. That’s right — a culinary revolution is afoot in Barre. The past few

months alone have seen the opening of three eateries, all within a few blocks on North Main Street: Granite City Brewery, L.A.C.E. CafĂŠ and the NASCAR-themed Pit Stop Diner. A new java joint, called Espresso Bueno, is slated to open there by the end of the month. In October, El Sol, known for making its Mexican food from scratch, will move from Berlin into the space that used to house Quiznos. These newer joints are following the example set by 1-year-old Delicate Decadence Bakery, which offers everything from coffee drinks and macaroons to fancy cakes at its retail location on Cottage Street. It was four years ago that Sean and Nora’s brought linen tablecloths and filet mignon to town, making that restaurant the granddaddy of Barre’s maturing culinary scene. Owner John Mayfield served as chief operating officer of NECI before opting to put his culinary skills to work for himself. Why Barre? Mayfield says it was partly because his family already owned a home there and partly because of the thriving cultural attractions, which include the Opera House, the Vermont Historical Society, the Granite Museum and the gallery at Studio Place Arts (SPA). At Sean and Nora’s, an alliance with the arts goes far beyond feeding folks who come to town for the shows. “We believe in Barre,â€? muses Mayfield. “If you’re going to be a successful community-based restaurant, you’ve got to support the community.â€? How does he do it? By hanging local art on the walls, donating desserts for SPA events, and participating in Opera House Fundraisers. But the restaurant’s biggest

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While bakeries, breweries, diners and coffee shops are all comfortingly familiar edible options, L.A.C.E., which stands for Local Agricultural Community Exchange, is something unique. It’s a local-produceoriented grocery store and cafĂŠ run as a nonprofit educational center. “I kind of had this seedling of an idea for something,â€? explains Zevon, the daughter of classic rocker Warren. “I was living in Barre where there’s no grocery downtown . . . and knew that there was local, farm-fresh food to be had, but it wasn’t available.â€? L.A.C.E., which opened on June 10 to much fanfare and a concert by Zevon family friend Jackson Browne, offers a bright children’s playroom and a small stage to be used for musical performances or special events in addition to shelves and freezers full of Vermont products. Additional renovations will create a dedicated section for Vermont-crafted non-food items, although handmade soaps and cleaners are already available. Unlike a cooperative, which divides its customers into

can maintain a lower-thanaverage mark-up on the cured meats, local condiments and dairy products that make up much of its stock. A 16-ounce tub of yogurt from The Vermont Milk Company in Hardwick costs only $1.50. A stick of pepperoni from Barre-based Vermont Smoke & Cure is a reasonable $3.59. But don’t go looking for deals on global hits such as Cabot cheeses or Ben & Jerry’s — they’re not available. “It’s giving those smaller producers a fair shot not to have the big brand names next to them,� Zevon explains. While L.A.C.E. offers the fun of novel flavors of jam and myriad types of cheese, the small but artful produce department may be its greatest service to local producing and consuming communities. Even in winter, says Zevon, the produce will come from Vermont farms. On a recent day, the colorful offerings included numerous lettuces, dark purple and pale green kohlrabi, garlic scapes, rainbow chard and tender new red potatoes. But unlike in most stores that cater to localvores,

instance, sells cookies and pies wholesale to L.A.C.E., desserts to Granite City Brewery and “special occasion cakes� to Sean and Nora’s. A benefit of dealing with other up-and-coming business owners is “just being able to talk about everyday difficulties or give each other a little pat on the back,� she says. The brewery, owned by brothers Bud and Jason Stevens, supplements its own offerings with a few other Vermont microbrews on tap and buys a selection of items from Barre-based specialty food producers, such as Ramiz’s Bakery, El Sol and Cottage Street Pasta. The newly thriving art scene, which brings in tens of thousands of visitors each year, has joined with the growing number of restaurants and specialty food producers to lead the way toward a better-tasting Barre. Mayfield speculates, “I think it’s just beginning . . . There will be a mixture of arts, services and industry that will all mutually support one another and make Barre a vital city. Honestly, I think Barre’s best days are yet to come.� >

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Crumbs… City Market is bagging its eco-friendly philosophies, but in a good way. The co-op now uses biodegradable plastic bags that boast, “The plastic used in this bag will convert to water, carbon dioxide and biomass in the presence of soil, moisture and oxygen . . . Like a fallen leaf, it will disappear over time.” Don’t worry about the bags breaking down on you, though, when you’re toting your farm share or hauling your trash — it takes exposure to lots of sunlight or heat for them to degrade. • Fresh foods abound at the South Burlington Ground Round, which has been adding Vermont products to its menu since earlier this year. Now, even the burger the joint is named after is local. The GR recently began to carry 100 percent natural, mostly grass-fed meat from Wood Creek Beef farm in Bridport. Manager Bob Scott is proud of the restaurant’s new cheeseburger, which pairs the beef with Shelburne Farms cheddar on Red Hen bread. In the fall, they’ll be using Shelburne Cheddar exclusively. The new burger will be featured at Ground Round’s Vermont Fresh Network Farmers Dinner this Thursday. Call 862-1122 for reservations. • Burlington’s McKenzie family is an institution. But, as this week’s “Hog Wild” article notes, its meat-packing business is no longer local. Here’s the scoop. In 1999, the McKenzies sold their then-92-year-old company to Kayem Foods, a Massachusetts-based, family-owned sausage-slinging business. According to Greg Rouille, sales director at McKenzie’s Burlington office, “We still have several local Vermonters who are all on our payroll.” That number includes Bill McKenzie, who has been with the company since 1960.

But even before the business was sold, explains Rouille, almost all the meat came from out of state. One Vermont ingredient that’s stood the test of time: maple syrup. Kayem still uses the Green Mountain stuff exclusively when it makes McKenzie products. It also puts the McKenzie label on 5-pound blocks of Grafton cheddar, and uses a Vermont-made spice blend in chicken sausages. The ramifications of the sale should please at least a few folks: The old McKenzie production facility now houses, among other things, the Switchback brewery. • For the past few months, Big Fatty, a.k.a. Clay Vagnini of Burlington’s only BBQ joint, has been engaged in an online food fight in 7 Nights Guide to Restaurants and Bars. His opponents: a few opinionated aficionados of pulled pork and ribs. If you enjoy the passionate discourse about what makes good ’cue, you may want to check out Harpoon Brewery’s annual competition on July 28 and 29 at their Windsor-based business. There, 40 teams — one featuring Fatty’s most vocal critic, Rob Mongeon — will compete for gustatory glory in categories such as chicken wings, pork chops and sausage. General admission is $6; chowing down on the sweet ’n’ spicy stuff will cost you more. The Greek Festival at Dormition of the Mother of God Church in Burlington is that same weekend, so stick around town if you prefer baklava to brisket. • Love the NECI-run Chef’s Table in Montpelier? Better get there while you still can. In November, the spot will stop operating as a restaurant and start being used for catering. This change goes hand in hand with another shift in the school’s set-up. As reported in the Barre-Montpelier Times Argus, all first-year students will take classes on the Montpelier campus, while second years will move to the Essex facilities.

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ausage-making is not a pretty process. But at Vermont Smoke & Cure, the pork slinks out of a grinder in hot-pink strands that even a vegan might find sexy. The magenta sausage dangling from nearby racks enhances the surprisingly sensual ambience of this small-scale meat factory behind a Shell station in South Barre. Two white-coated workers are busily chopping on a recent morning, while a third employee scrubs the stainless-steel surfaces. Production proceeds briskly at Vermont Smoke & Cure even though it’s the company’s “slow season.” Hogs are typically slaughtered six months after birth. Because “farmers don’t want to deal with litters of pigs in the dead of winter,” says VSC General Manager Chris Bailey, there’s a temporary shortage of raw material. That hasn’t stopped the company’s sales — $340,000 in 2005 to $640,000 in 2006, and a projected $1 million-plus this year. Shaw’s and Hannaford now carry the brand, and VSC products are served to customers at Nectar’s, American Flatbread and several other Vermont Fresh Network restaurants. Fans of the Vermont Mountaineers baseball team or the American Basketball Association champions Vermont Frost Heaves can chomp on VSC’s hot and sweet sausages while cheering for the home team in Montpelier, Burlington or Barre. A bigger breakthrough is on

the way. Balducci’s and the Food Emporium, two gourmet supermarkets in Manhattan, are set to begin selling VSC products. The New York Times ushered the small company into the Big Apple by referring to VSC’s bacon as “possibly the finest . . . on the planet.” Vermont Smoke & Cure has been ramping up its production to meet the swelling demand. The company recently purchased a new packaging machine that not only operates many times faster than its aged predecessor, but also makes the meat appear more appetizing. “We got turned down from a couple of places because the bacon packaging looked kind of sloppy,” Bailey says, patting the new machine as though it were a thoroughbred racehorse. “We want to be number one in the Northeast,” adds Bailey, a former farmer in Montpelier, Charlotte and Maine who has an undergraduate degree from Dartmouth and an MBA from Cornell. VSC will have to surpass McKenzie’s Country Classics to snag that title in Vermont. But, as Bailey points out, McKenzie — a subsidiary of Massachusetts-based Kayem Foods, Inc. — “doesn’t have much presence in Vermont except for sales.” VSC has plenty of “authentic Vermont” credibility. It’s owned by the Farmers Diner, a pioneering proponent of the localvore ethic. Tod Murphy, the diner’s founder, says he bought VSC in 2001 just as it was about to go out of business after almost 40 years of production in central

Vermont. The proprietors of the adjacent Shell station are former owners of the old smoking operation. Murphy’s immediate motive was to line up a supplier of bacon and sausage for the Farmers Diner, which was then just about to open. But he says he also “wanted to begin to learn the obstacles to working with farmers and local sourcing.” And learn he has. He’s learned that Vermont doesn’t produce enough pork to supply the operation. The firm’s primary product offering derives almost exclusively from hog farmers outside Vermont. In fact, Vermont Smoke & Cure will buy about 300,000 pounds of pork from Québec this year, Bailey estimates. The imports are unavoidable, he says, because Vermont can’t come close to meeting VSC’s needs, even though the company offers to pay what’s typically double the commodity price for pigs raised in-state. A few Vermont hog farmers have begun doing business with VSC, but the quantity of pork drawn from these sources remains tiny. “There’s no tradition of this kind of farming in Vermont,” Bailey observes. Murphy adds that, while a few Vermont farmers have begun to raise hogs, “they have a direct-to-customer market that allows them to receive gourmet retail pricing that we cannot approach.” The underlying problem, Murphy continues, is “the complete loss of infrastructure — slaughterhouses, processing facilities, auction houses, trucking, etcetera.” Apart from the

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manufacture of artisan cheeses and the growing of vegetables for sale at farmers’ markets, agriculture is dying or struggling in Vermont, Murphy says. Steve Justis, a development specialist with the Vermont Agency of Agriculture, agrees that VSC won’t be able to obtain sufficient supplies of local meat, including pork, until related services are put in place. “We have a strong infrastructure for dairy, but little else,” Justis says. He notes that most culled dairy cattle, which produce lean ground beef, are shipped to Pennsylvania for processing. “We need a stronger commitment from the state of Vermont

If VSC continues growing at its current rate, the company will soon have to move to a larger facility. Prospecting has begun — but only in Barre. “We want to stay here,” says Bailey, who lives in town. “The transportation is good, the workforce is here, and there’s a long local tradition of smoking and curing.” Outside regular business hours, VSC helps carry on that legacy by processing meats from some 500 central Vermont farmers who raise just enough to feed their families and a few neighbors. This connection to local sustenance stands as “one big reason why the Farmers Diner bought Vermont Smoke & Cure,” says Bailey, who also serves as the diner’s controller and marketing director. The relationship between the two entities is coming to an end, however. Vermont Smoke & Cure will soon become independent, because, Murphy explains, “it’s a separate and complex business that requires complete attention to managing it without tweezing out its operation and financial issues from those associated with the diner.” Now based in Quechee, the Farmers Diner will continue to be one of VSC’s major customers. One of the Farmers Diner’s investors, Cathy Berry of New Hampshire, “has basically bought Vermont Smoke & Cure,” Bailey observes. After the “spin out in process,” he predicts, cross-ownership will stand at around 5 percent. No matter how much VSC

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and/or UVM for extension personnel if we’re ever to develop these industries.” There are economic benefits, too, in landing local suppliers. Products with the word “Vermont” on their labels tend to fetch higher prices because consumers scarf them up. “The Vermont brand is just incredibly valuable,” Murphy says. “Delis want it on labels. They don’t even care what the product is.” That explains why the company’s Vermont Maple Breakfast, Sweet Italian and Hot Italian sausages can be found under two different labels: The Vermont Smoke & Cure line capitalizes on the Vermont cachet; the Farmers Diner variety, which contains a higher percentage of local meat, sells better in health-food stores and co-ops.

“We try to have the maple flavor come through. You’d know the difference in taste immediately if you put our bacon side by side with theirs.” Seeking to add substance to its wholesome image, VSC is working toward an “all-natural” product line. Almost all its meat now is preservative-free, Bailey notes, adding that the company plans to stop buying pork raised by farmers who administer antibiotics. The company is also developing what Bailey calls “superniche artisanal products.” One of the first offerings could be air-dried sausage, which he says has a nutty flavor. The company is also testing a curing process based on celery juice. The vegetable extract is naturally low in nitrates but still effective in curing because it “allows bacteria to do its thing,” Bailey explains.

prospers, it can’t afford to get too big, however. Tim Benzing is a chef instructor and charcuterie specialist at the New England Culinary Institute’s Inn at Essex. Taste is everything in the specialty food business, he cautions, and the taste quality of smoked meats diminishes in inverse proportion to the volume of sales. Although he’s not familiar with VSC’s products, Benzing’s approach to smoking and curing is similar in both technique and scale. “What we produce is moist and succulent. It’s handmade and thus vastly superior to what you’ll get from Oscar Mayer.” Those are the qualities that will make sophisticated Manhattanites reach for VSC sausage or bacon — assuming the company can ride the wave of its success without losing its small-scale appeal. >

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Turkey Bouillon Mafia to that list — not for sucking, but for the name thing. The local jam-rock quintet have been hitting the road hard lately and will drop by Club Metronome this Friday for a three-set hometown throw-down guaranteed to inspire a few more odd sobriquets. Bring a pen.

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BY DAN BOLLES

INDIE-CENT EXPOSURE

OK, Burlington. I’ve got a bone to pick with you, so listen up. Last Saturday one of the most influential bands in recent rock history came to town. Where the hell were you? Indie-rock godfathers Built To Spill are brilliant. Period. In addition to more than a decade’s worth of groundbreaking recordings, they’ve been the inspiration for many a band now gracing college and commercial radio charts — Modest Mouse and Death Cab For Cutie, to name but a couple. They also invented the turntable scratch effect . . . oh, wait. More on that in a minute. Don’t get me wrong; the show was fairly well attended and well received by an enthusiastic crowd. The band tore through classic BTS songs from across their immense catalogue, sounding every bit like the originators they are. There’s no substitute for experience, and the group continues to prove that its place in the pantheon of rock is well earned — especially live. But embarrassingly, it didn’t sell out. You really shoulda been there. One of the more frequent complaints about Higher Ground is that the calendar doesn’t feature enough alt and indie fare. First of all, that’s not really true. Second, even if it were, why should they? Indie-rock is certainly well supported in the People’s Republic of Jam Bands. A cursory glance of any recent sales chart from Pure Pop reveals that bands like Feist, Arcade Fire, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah and BTS are very popular in the land of Phish. And yet, shows like Cold War Kids and Dinosaur Jr. are woefully underattended at our marquee venue. Word gets around, kiddies. If a band like CWK plays a half-full show in Burlington, they’ll let their friends know — friends like The Shins and the aforementioned Modest Mouse, just so you know. Just because the one band you really want to see isn’t playing here, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t check out the rest of the indie shows on the calendar. If you’re not going to support these bands when they come to town, you can’t cry foul if you don’t feel there are enough of them on local calendars. It’s kind of like not voting and then bitching about how fucked up the country is. Them’s the rules, folks. So I’m going to help you out. In the next couple of months, there are some particularly terrific indie-artists looming on Higher Ground’s horizon: Band of Horses in August, Stars in September and Andrew Bird in October, among others. If these shows aren’t sold out, I’m going to make Burlington’s hipster community go sit in a corner and listen to Fallout Boy. Don’t think I won’t do it. And lest you forget, I’ll be sure to remind you in the weeks before each show. It’s the least I can do — although BTS was all over the freakin’ paper in recent weeks. There’s more to Seven Days than “I Spy,” people.

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There’s a new sheriff in town and he’s gonna clean up this one-horse burg. He calls himself Candyhammer and he’s packin’ some serious heat. OK, that’s not entirely true, unless if by “sheriff” I mean “record label,” and if by “packin’ some serious heat” I mean a “full slate of up-and-coming local indie artists.” Which I do. The brainchild of indie-folk troubadour Andre W., the lo-fi label — don’t call ’em DIY — already has an impressive roster of bands and songwriters, including

All right, I’ve had enough. Those of you who read the letters to the editor are likely aware that I’ve been the subject of an ongoing debate about the veracity of my recent claim that the legendary Lee “Scratch” Perry is credited with inventing the turntable scratch effect. As letters continue to stream in about the matter, I thought it might be time to set the record straight, once and for all. My original comments were based on information provided by the Discover Jazz website, which was culled from an artist’s bio on Perry published on the website for Ariel Publicity — his former publicity agent. Diane Podolak — who now handles Perry with Allegro Publicity and cited numerous sources — then verified the comments. But apparently that wasn’t enough to quell the uprising. More letters arrived assailing Ms. Podolak’s claim that Perry had not only invented turntable scratching but dub reggae as well, pointing to dub artist King Tubby as LEE “SCRATCH” PERRY the true originator. So what’s the story? King Tubby is typically credited as the accidental inventor of dub and produced the first dub album, Carl Patterson’s Psalm of Dub in 1971. However, the first stereo dub album was Tubby’s 1973 album, Blackboard Jungle. Guess who produced it? Perry’s work on the record marks the first time that production and engineering out-stripped the importance of the composer. The album is a landmark and set the template on which most dub is still based today. As for the claim that Perry invented scratching, what can I say? According to Podolak and her sources — Rolling Stone, BBC, etc. — it’s true, though the modern use of the effect was certainly refined and popularized by artists like Grandmaster Flash and DJ Grand Wizard Theodore. Perhaps we could ask Perry himself when he performs at this year’s Vermont Roots and Reggae Festival. At the end of the day, Perry’s legacy is firmly cemented in music history, regardless of whether or not he invented scratching. The ramblings of one small-town music critic will do little to change that — and I wouldn’t want to, anyway. I’d like to thank all of our music-critic critics for taking the time to write in and call me out. By all means, continue to do so at your discretion. However, I’d refrain from citing Wikipedia as a primary source of information. But then, what do I know?

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and Dirty Dirty Candy. This Saturday at The Monkey House, the infant label celebrates the release of its first trio of CDs by Mac Dates & the Moderates, Andre W. and Pink Crucifix. Local high-minded hip-hop/folk act 2nd Agenda open up.

BACK TO BASS-ICS At this point in the column, you’re probably just as sick of seeing the phrase “indie” as I am of typing it. There’s more to the local music scene than tight jeans and bed-head, and I suppose I should let you know about it. Like it’s my “job” or something. Anyway, here’s a little nugget that caught my ears. Virtuosity is generally pretty boring. Anyone who’s ever sat through an entire Vic Wooten solo-bass project would likely agree. While it’s always impressive to hear a master do his or her thing, recorded versions tend to lack the immediacy of their live counterparts. Enter Jo Sallins. The Massachussetts-based bassist is a talent nearly on par with Wooten — though his new CD/DVD, Artistic Expressions, is a much more interesting endeavor than most of the Flecktone’s recorded solo efforts. Catch the funk-infused ace of bass this Saturday at Vermont Pub & Brewery, because the next time he comes to town, his name will likely grace the Art Deco marquee on the other side of City Hall Park.

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JOSHUA GROPP, DEAR (YOUR NAME HERE) (singer-songwriter, indierock), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; ENSEMBLE V (free-jazz), 7 p.m. NC; IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. TRINITY (Irish), Rí Rå Irish Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LEFT EYE JUMP (blues) Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ CRE8 (hiphop), 11 p.m. NC. SCARECROW COLLECTION, SILENT MIND (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. TOM HAMILTON’S AMERICAN BABIES WITH THE BRAKES, PETE & J (rock), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5/10. 18+ OPEN MIKE, Manhattan Pizza, 10 p.m. NC. AA. SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. WIZN MID-WEEK BREAK WITH THE HOUSE ROCKERS & JOHN LACKARD (rock), Breakwater CafÊ, 6 p.m. NC. THE CAT EMPIRE, JEREMY FISHER (rock, ska, Latin, singer-songwriter), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8:30 p.m. $16/18. AA. FANTASTIC $4 BAND NIGHT WITH PALE MOON, JUSTIN LEVINSON, KYLA GRAVES, GELATIN OFFRAMP (jam, singer-songwriter, rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $4. AA. BILLY CALDWELL, BEAUTIFUL RIDE (singer-songwriter, rock), The Monkey House, 6 p.m. NC. CELTIC PARTY WITH THE CROPPIES, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

:: central BLUE FOX SOLO (blues), Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. SCANDAL & SQUEEZE ROCK (hip-hop, rock), Langdon St CafÊ, 8 p.m. Donations.

COMEDY NIGHT, Black Door Bar & Bistro, 6:30 p.m. NC. COLD COUNTRY BLUEGRASS (bluegrass), City Hall Park, Barre, 7 p.m. NC. AA. OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth Music Hall, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. KIDS NIGHT, Rusty Nail, 5 p.m. NC. FRED BRAUER (solo-guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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Green Room, 9 p.m. NC. MARY-O-KEE (live karaoke), Breakwater CafÊ, 5:30 p.m. NC. HOGBACK (rock), Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. BLUES NIGHT WITH LEFT EYE JUMP, Backstage Pub, 7 p.m. NC. BLUES NIGHT WITH SEVEN FIVE D, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central MADE IN IRON (Iron Maiden-tribute), Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. JENNEE HALSTEAD (folk), Langdon St. CafÊ, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by BRETT HUGHES (alt-country), 9:15 p.m. Donations. MICHAEL LEWIS SMITH TRIO (funk, jazz), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 8:30 p.m. $3-5. BILLY CALDWELL (singer-songwriter), Cider House BBQ & Pub, 7 p.m. NC. THE GROANBOX BOYS (accordion duo), Middle Earth Music Hall, 8:30 p.m. $10.

:: northern SOUND OBSESSION DJ, Naked Turtle, 10 p.m. NC. LION PRIDE DJS’ REGGAE NIGHT, Piecasso, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE NIGHT WITH SASSY ENTERTAINMENT, Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 5 p.m. NC. JEFF & BENARES (Americana), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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ly arresting compositions convey meaning in ways your average wordsmith could only dream of. This Tuesday, the group brings its effects-laden electronic symphony to 242 Main with fellow Beantown rockers Junius and 28 Degrees Taurus. Local experimental ingénues Carrigan and Valkyrie lend their guitars to the cause as well.

THERE WERE VALLEYS, CURSILLITAS, OAK (experimental folk, psychedelic), Kriya Studio, 7 p.m. $5. AA. AARON FLINN (singer-songwriter), Acoustic Lounge @ Parima, 9 p.m. NC. LATIN DANCE SOCIAL, Parima Main Floor, 10 p.m. NC. DJ ZACK (top 40), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. EARLY ALLEY SERIES WITH BRETT HUGHES & RYAN OBER (singersongwriters) Red Square, 5 p.m. NC; FN-CO (rock, jam), 9 p.m. $3; FIZZY LIFTING WITH TRICKY PAT (hiphop), midnight. $3. BLACK: DIMENSIONS IN HOUSE, 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. SETH YACOVONE (solo acoustic), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by BLUES FOR BREAKFAST (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m. $5. MIXED BAG PRESENTS TURKEY BOUILLON MAFIA, PANDA WATCH (rock, jam), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $7/12. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. VOODOO WITH DJ ROBBIE J. (hiphop, reggae, Latin), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. JOHN LACKARD (blues), Big Fatty’s BBQ, 8 p.m. NC. THE BLUE VELVET BAND (blues), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 10 p.m. NC. DJ FATTIE B & DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), Plan B, 9 p.m. NC. DJK (funk, soul, groove), The Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. STUR CRAZIE (rock), Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. THE ANDY ALLEN TRIO (jazz), Taste, 8 p.m. NC. 5 SECONDS EXPIRED, TO THE WOLVES, BLINDED BY RAGE, WAITING FOR A MIRACLE (metal, hardcore, CD release), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7 p.m. $8/10. AA. THE SLIPPER KINGS, SEA WOLVES (rock), Monkey House, 9 p.m. $5. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (rockabilly), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. BLUE WATER (rock), Franny O’s, 9:30

p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA.

:: champlain valley EXIT ONLY (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central BLUES NOIR, Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. HONKY-TONK HAPPY HOUR WITH MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS, Langdon St. Café, 6 p.m. Donations; JEFF & BENARES (Americana), 8:30 p.m. Donations; KATIE TRAUTZ & NOAH HAHN (old-time), 10 p.m. Donations. WILEY DOBBS (bluegrass, jazz), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. BLUE LIGHT JAZZ WITH GIOVANNI ROVETTO, NICK CASSARINO, ANDY SUITS, Positive Pie 2, 8 p.m. Donations. DEANNA MOORE (singer-songwriter), Cider House BBQ & Pub, 7 p.m. NC. THE MAMMALS (Americana), Middle Earth Music Hall, 8:30 p.m. $18.

:: northern LIVE MUSIC (rock), JD’s Pub, 9:30 p.m. $3. HERKEL (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. MIKE PEDERSEN (acoustic), Naked Turtle, 6 p.m. NC, followed by LIVE MUSIC, 10 p.m. NC. BUDDAH FOOD GROUP (classic-rock), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC. THE PULSE (r&b), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. STOLEN MOMENTS (bossa-nova), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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DAVID GRISMAN QUINTET, BLUEGRASS GOSPEL PROJECT, ANAIS MITCHELL, DANNY BARNES (bluegrass, gospel, singer-songwriter), Shelburne Museum, 4 p.m. $30/35/38. AA.

:: central LEFT EYE JUMP (blues), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. LINGO MUNGO (funk), Langdon St. Café, 9 p.m. Donations. THE CALAMITY JANES (rock), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. POLYESTER BEACH PARTY (disco), Positive Pie 2, 10:30 p.m. $5. JOHN LACKARD (blues), Waterbury Wings, 9:30 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND (country), Cider House BBQ & Pub, 7 p.m. NC. THE DELTABILLY BOYS, PERFECT TRAIN WRECK (Americana), Middle Earth Music Hall, 8:30 p.m. $15.

:: northern TWIDDLE (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. TEN YEAR VAMP (rock), Naked Turtle, 10 p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+. LIVE MUSIC, The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC. FN-CO (funk), Rusty Nail, 8 p.m. NC. DIRT STREET BAND (folk), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC; DUFFY GARDNER (rock), 7 p.m. NC; ROBIN BURKE (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m. NC; ELLUL (Afro-punk), 9 p.m. NC; ANDREW GILL (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m. NC. MYRA FLYNN & SPARK (soul), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC, followed by OLD SCHOOL WITH NASTEE, 11 p.m. NC. “HEAL-IN SESSIONS” WITH BRIANDEYE (roots, dub), 1/2 Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. MI YARD REGGAE NIGHT WITH DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS, Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC.

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Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317. Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044. Middle Earth Music Hall, Barton St., Bradford, 222-4748. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. 1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209. Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, 518-324-2200. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Plan B, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-0742. Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Rooney’s 1820 Coffeehouse, 6 Carmichael St., Essex Jct. 878-4900. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, 859-5013. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Stowe Coffee House, Rt. 57 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189. Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Drive, Colchester, 654-8008. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Road, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6607. Waf’s Westside Deli, 165 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0290. Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100. Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469.

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7 p.m. $5. AA. PATRICK FITSIMMONS (singer-songwriter), Acoustic Lounge @ Parima, 9 p.m. NC. GORDON STONE (bluegrass), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ONESIDE (indie-rock), Red Square, 9 p.m. $3 followed by DJ A-DOG (hiphop), midnight. $3. KIP MEAKER (blues), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. JULZ-A, ANDREW SCANDAL (altaccordion), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by PARKER HOUSE & THEORY, CLARIAS (rock, experimentalrock), 9 p.m. $5. RETRONOME (’80s dance party), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. DEJA VU WITH DJ ROBBIE J, Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+. DJ C-LOW (hip-hop), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. JO SALLINS (jazz, funk), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 10 p.m. NC. “PULSE” WITH XX (electronica), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJ ANUBUS & J2 (hip-hop, reggae), Plan B, 9 p.m. NC. NOBBY REED (blues), Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. ’70S & ’80S FLASHBACK DANCE PARTY, Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $6. AA. MAC DATES & THE MODERATES WITH ANDRE W., 2ND AGENDA (rock, CD release party), Monkey House, 9 p.m. $5. LITTLE BUS (rock), Backstage Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. RUMBLE DOLL (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. SEA WOLVES (rock), Banana Winds Café & Pub, 9 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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FIVE SECONDS EXPIRED, DESTROYER E.P.

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(Self-released, CD)

I often write CD reviews at laundromats. There’s just something soothing about the hypnotic sound of spin cycles and the smell of dryer sheets. Generally, I knock out a review or two and have a new arsenal of clean clothes to boot. Everybody wins. However, choosing to write about local metal gods Five Seconds Expired’s new CD, Destroyer E.P., in public turned out to be ill-advised. Former Slush front man Jeff Howlett and Co. are angry. Really angry. And it’s infectious. When the heavy opening strains of “Never Forget About Us” bled through my headphones, I started to twitch and fidget through the cacophony of crunching guitars and anguished howls, and I noticed the guy across from me was wearing a visor. I hate that. By the time “Shore of Hope” kicked in, it was go time. C’mon Visor Dude, gimme a reason. I stared him down from behind my laptop. He nervously avoided my irascible glare. Midway through the track, he picked up a newspaper and began to peruse. I really hate that. I crossed the room and tore his “Living” section in two, just as the band expertly laid into a filthy breakdown. I felt good. Slack-jawed, Visor Dude just stared at me. Do something, pal. Satisfied, I checked my laundry. Still sudsing. Oooh, that made me so mad. I angrily slammed the top of the machine as a small child looked on in alarm. Meanwhile, Josh Cooper and Todd Dunn ripped through deliciously spastic riffs on “Question of Greed.” I noticed people whispering to each other and pointing in my direction. Once the fourth and final cut, “Motion Sickness,” assaulted my ears, I couldn’t contain myself, and began throwing my laundry at an old lady. Just because. As drummer Gary Williams and bassist Shaun Varney locked into yet another immaculate time change, I spied Visor Dude approaching my just-emptied dryer. Enraged, I slammed the circular door on his hand, chuckling softly while the band settled into a starkly beautiful bridge. The contrast was remarkable, particularly as blood splattered my clothes. Good thing I was in a laundromat. None of the above is true, of course, except that I did listen to the record at a laundromat, and it rawks wicked hahd. And I really do hate visors. Burlington’s Five Seconds Expired makes some the finest hard music you’ll hear anywhere, and Destroyer E.P. is a fine example. See for yourself this Friday as the band blows the roof off the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, with To the Wolves, Blinded by Rage and Waiting for a Miracle. Valium is recommended.

Welcome to the White Girl Reviews Reggae Hour. Generally, all this lass needs from reggae music are beats compelling enough to make her drop her booty like she shouldn’t on the dance floor. Which, ahem, has been known to happen on Sunday nights at Nectar’s. Unfortunately, my booty remained stationary while listening to local reggae outfit PMP’s self-titled debut. The band fails to deliver, instead serving up track after track of derivative music that rarely varies in tempo and is painfully repetitive, rhythmically speaking, even for reggae. Hailing from Kentucky, Florida and North Carolina, the band members represent a bandwidth of the South; none is originally from the semi-tundra of Vermont. Perhaps PMP stick around in hopes of creating music that might whisk their cold-weather companions off to friendlier climates. They need to try harder. Although reggae is a genre that celebrates its past, it is nonetheless not advisable to open your debut CD with three straight covers. And it’s all the more upsetting when a roots-oriented band misspells the name of a musical icon in the liner notes. Track three, the 1969 Desmond Dekker (born Desmond Dacres) classic “The Israelites,” is credited to “Desmon Dacaris.” Oops. It is also not the best idea to name your band something that, at first glance, is easily misread as “pimp.” In fact, PMP is an anagram constructed from the initials of its members: multi-instrumentalist Phil Peery, vocalist Vick Nelson Miles and rapper Cleve Pea. On a more positive note, the group’s relatives join in nicely on some of the later tracks. In particular the aptly titled “Family” and “Precious” express the cozy character of the album. This is not bad music; it’s played capably, if predictably; and the band displays an obvious affinity for their material. But I’m whether it was recorded for any reason other than to hand out copies at family reunions. According to PMP’s website, the band has no tour dates lined up — no plans, apparently, to spread their Rasta-rooted seed. It’s as if PMP felt they had completed their public objective by putting out this disc. Really, guys? Though reggae is a small slice of the local scene, Vermont’s populace is accepting, enthusiastic and open to every kind of jam. Book some gigs, PMP. If you rock it, we will come. ADENA HARFORD

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Gabby And Burette Get Cushy BY DAN BOLLES

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ave you ever been to an opium den? Though I’m not a particularly huge fan of psychedelic drugs, the notion that such places even exist has always held an undeniably romantic appeal. Then again, maybe I read too many Sherlock Holmes novels. In any event, as I entered Parima’s Acoustic Lounge for the first time Friday night — the 13th, no less — I found myself transported to a world of hazy, mind-bending exoticism, courtesy of local husband-and-wife team Gabrielle and Burette Douglas — better known as the heart and soul of The Cush. And I didn’t need anything harder than Budweiser to get there. Honestly, if I had been on opium, I don’t think I could have handled myself, though the lounge’s plush surroundings are certainly conducive to exploring heady oblivion. Tapestries hung from the ceiling bathe the

THE CUSH AT PARIMA’S ACOUSTIC LOUNGE

room in an eerily inviting red haze. Plush couches and decorative tables sit on Oriental rugs and mirrors lining the walls cast almost funhouse reflections. In short, it’s pretty damn cool. I arrived — as always — fashionably late,

ful rock rarity: When The Cush played acoustic, they meant it. They never used microphones or pickups, choosing instead to sing and play their songs “naked.” It was like peering into the couple’s living room, but not creepy.

At times the performance was marred by a cacophony of conversation — particularly during the solo sets in the middle of the show. but in time to catch the last half of the duo’s first set, composed mainly of stripped-down songs from the Cush canon. Fresh from an appearance at this year’s North By Northeast showcase in Toronto, the pair was in fine form, alternating between completely acoustic numbers and slightly beefed-up electric tunes. I found the former to be the most interesting, particularly given the ethereal setting. It’s easy, and regrettable, to overlook The Cush’s considerable songwriting prowess; the subtleties of their craft can sometimes be lost in the band’s trademark fog of dense analog arrangements. But without the sonic machinations, the sparse crowd was treated to a delight-

A cover of Victoria Williams’ touching ode to marriage and family, “When We Sing Together,” was especially poignant, as was Burette’s solo performance of “Abilene,” which sounded like classic Old 97’s — before front man Rhett Miller’s recent explorations of Goo Goo Dolls-esque pop. When they decided to plug in, the results were also impressive — if somewhat hit or miss. Employing a drum machine to lay the backbone for some of their louder tunes occasionally proved to be more distracting than helpful. Anyone who’s tried to play along with a synthetic beat or a metronome knows it’s a challenge. Locking in with Drummertron 5000 is difficult because it’s rhythmically perfect, and unforgiving. Live drummers aren’t — though the band’s regular skins man Steve Hadeka comes awfully close. The electric numbers were notable as they showed just how creative the Douglases are with found noises. Loops and tape delay

THE CUSH

added intriguing depth to the duo’s performance and stealthily augmented the otherwise spare arrangements. Drum-machine folly aside, these are artists at the top of their game, and opportunities to see them should not be missed. Like, say, Saturday, July 28, at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge. The Cush will help celebrate The Cripples’ CD release, with Burlington’s own prodigal son, Ryan Power. The recently christened Acoustic Lounge @ Parima is perhaps the most intimate venue in Burlington. Completely insulated from the venerable Thai restaurant, the room is spared the typical din of clanking glasses and inebriated shouts that often serve as a backdrop to live music shows in the area. My one complaint is that perhaps Burlington isn’t ready for it as we’re accustomed to being able to listen — or not — on our terms. At most bars and coffee shops, extraneous noise is accepted. But the AL is neither. At times the performance was marred by a cacophony of conversation — particularly during the solo sets in the middle of the show. It was distracting and unfortunate, particularly given the caliber of performance in the Acoustic Lounge that evening. If you go, shut up and listen. You’ll be glad you did. �

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SUN.22 << 13B SANCTUARY WITH REID SPEED, ENDO, WILL TAYLOR AND KANE (electronica), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $8/13. 18+. TEEN NIGHT WITH DJ ROBBIE J (hip-hop, reggae), Second Floor, 8 p.m. $8. 13-17. MANGO JAM (zydeco), Breakwater CafÊ, 4 p.m. NC. MAUI IN ITHACA, THE CLIKS, JESSICA PROUTY BAND (indie-rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8:30 p.m. $4/6. PINE STREET JAZZ WITH JODY ALBRIGHT, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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GUAGUA (psychotropical), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC. HONKY-TONK SESSIONS, 10 p.m. $5. NOT SO DEAD POET’S SOCIETY (poetry), Acoustic Lounge @ Parima, 8 p.m. NC. JULIETTE MCVICKER (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT WITH DMS & SUPER K (reggae, dancehall, hip-hop), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. FATTIE B. (80’s-hits), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. CASPIAN, JUNIUS, CARRIGAN, 28 DEGREES TAURUS, VALKYRIE (experimental, rock), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $10. AA. LARSON, EXPERIENCE KEF (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. 18+ OPEN TURNTABLES NIGHT, The Green Room, 9:30 p.m. NC. RODNEY PUTNAM (acoustic), Breakwater CafÊ, 6 p.m. NC. ACOUSTIC TUESDAY WITH DAN HAMMON (singer-songwriter), Monkey House, 6 p.m. NC. BLUEGRASS NIGHT WITH BLUE NORTHERN, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

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ENSEMBLE V (free-jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC; IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. GRIPPO & SKLAR QUINTET (jazz, funk), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ CRE8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m. NC.

SCARECROW COLLECTION, AMONG CRIMINALS (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC/$5 18+. OPEN MIKE, Manhattan Pizza, 10 p.m. NC. AA. SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. WIZN MID-WEEK BREAK WITH DEANNA & THE NATURALS (rock), Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. FANTASTIC $4 BAND NIGHT WITH THE MANIX, GREYSPOKE, THE BEDS, CLOSE TO NOWHERE (rock, funk), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $4. AA.

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:: central LIGHTNING RIDGE (rock), Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. EMMET LINDSAY (folk), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by FELIX “SONNY BOY” WILSON (folk, blues), 9:15 p.m. Donations. COMEDY NIGHT, Black Door Bar & Bistro, 6:30 p.m. NC. ABBY JENNE BAND (folk, rock), City

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. BARRE CONCERT SERIES: The old-time instrumentalists of Cold Country Bluegrass provide hot picking. Barre City Hall Park, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-0267. RUTLAND CONCERT SERIES: Park loungers listen to a trio fronted by Don Campbell, the man named Maine’s best singer-songwriter for four years running. Main Street Park, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1822. CONCERTS ON THE BLUFF: Outdoor listeners absorb Adirondack folk tunes by singer-songwriters Roy Hurd and Frank Orsini. Clinton Community College Bluff, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-562-4160. CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: Instrumentalists explore chamber music’s roots with selections by Bach and Vivaldi, among other composers. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 800-639-3443. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: Folk singer and guitarist Mike Seeger joins the Ying Quartet for string and ragtime works by Samuel Barber, William Bolcom and Paquito D’Rivera, among other composers. Kingsland Bay State Park, Ferrisburgh, gates open 5:30 p.m., concert 7:30 p.m. $27.50. Info, www.vtmozart.org or 862-7352.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077.

drama ‘THE KING AND I’: Rodgers and Hammerstein’s classic musical depicts a blossoming romance between a Siamese royal and an English governess. Weston Playhouse, 3 & 7:30 p.m. $32-43. Info, 824-5288. ‘RETREAT FROM MOSCOW’: A husband decides to be truthful in his marriage in this play by William Nicholson, the author of Shadowlands. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 456-8968.

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‘BROADWAY BOUND’: In the concluding play of Neil Simon’s autobiographical Brighton Beach trilogy, a newly demobilized WWII vet starts writing comedy hits as his family falls apart. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $30. Info, www.saintmichaelsplayhouse.org or 654-2281. ‘INTO THE WOODS’: In this musical by Stephen Sondheim, familiar fairy-tale characters write the postscript to “happily ever after.” Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 8 p.m. $20. Info, www. stowetheatre.com or 253-3961. CABARET NIGHT: Whose line is it, anyway? Lost Nation Theater’s Professional Summer Intern Company finds out with improvisational comedy. City Hall Arts Center, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 229-0492.

film ‘WAITRESS’: In this feel-good, slice-oflife tale, a small-town diner dame and dessert chef reinvents herself through creatively named pies. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. DARTMOUTH DOUBLE FEATURE: The tongue-in-cheek documentary Cane Toads: An Unnatural History chronicles a Hawaiian invasive’s amphibious assault on Australia; then the adults-only Zoo examines the case of a Seattle man’s secret sexual appetites. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘MARVELS & MYSTERIES OF COLOR’: Art appreciators consider the use of specific hues throughout human history. Brown Public Library, Northfield, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 485-4621.

words AUTHORS BY THE PARK: Former Vermont State Poet Grace Paley and her husband Robert Nichols read from their recently published joint collection, Here and Somewhere Else. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550. SPOKEN WORD OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns voicing original verse, selections from favorite authors or folk ballads sans instruments. Yorkshire-based bard and current Middlebury resident David Parkinson guest hosts at Dobrá Tea, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 999-1664.

ELLEN DUDLEY & F.D. REEVE: Two prolific poets and literary journal editors read from their work at the St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291, ext. 301. ARCHER MAYOR: The celebrated author of the Vermont-based Joe Gunther mysteries reads from his latest and helps readers get a clue at the South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209. LAWRENCE BLACK: A local bard tells stories for all ages. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

talks ‘LIFE IN THE ROUND’: Architectural author Becky Kemery discusses the practical and esoteric aspects of yurts. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545. ‘HPV & YOUR DAUGHTER’: Parents curious about the vaccine against human papillomavirus, which can cause cervical cancer, get info at this forum held at Vermont Interactive Television studios throughout the state. Various locations, 7-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-639-3055.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

PRESCHOOL PROGRAM: Would-be farmers hear Kiss the Cow by Phyllis Root and Will Hillenbrand, then visit Jersey milkers. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9-10:30 a.m. $8. Registration and info, 457-2355. CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS FOR KIDS: Young ears take in a short intro to classical music at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-3443. ‘MASTERS IN ART’: Budding brush wielders hear about painter Paul Cézanne. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080. ‘ADVENTURES IN CAMELOT’: The young thespians of the Very Merry Theatre offer a new take on an old tale with this original musical version of the King Arthur myth. Battery Park, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 863-6607. HARRY POTTER BINGO: Kids of all ages gamble on a young wizard’s fortune, using clues from J.K. Rowling’s popular adventure books. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216. ‘HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS’: Young muggles brush up for the new book’s release with the second film in the series at the Winooski Memorial Library, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-7477.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. ‘ADVANCING VERMONT’S CREATIVE ECONOMY’: The Vermont Council on Rural Development hosts a conference on how to make cultural and economic development dovetail in the Green Mountain State. State House, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $25. Registration and info, www.vtrural.org or 828-6024.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591.

OBSERVATORY OPEN HOUSE: Weather permitting, astronomy buffs use telescopes to get a glimpse of Jupiter and its moons. McCardell Bicentennial Hall rooftop, Middlebury College, 9-10:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-2266 after 7 p.m. night of event. BINGO: A winning card could net $100 at the Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $13.50 for 12 cards. Info, 863-3982. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginning and intermediate-level players cut corners to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. NOONTIME KNITTERS: Crafty types pause for patterns amid midday stitches. Waterbury Public Library, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: In 45-minute info sessions, neighborhood helpers hear about a program that coordinates friendly home visits and assistance for aging seniors. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Chace Mill, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, www. cvaa.org or 865-0360. SUMMER SEX INSTITUTE: Young adults ages 22 and under get info about LGBTQ-related flirting, testing and issues around coming or being “out.” Outright Vermont, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, www.outrightvt.org or 865-9677. BEAUTY TECHNIQUES: Female cancer patients get an emotional lift from selfcare routines. American Cancer Society, Williston, 3-4:30 p.m. Registration and info, 1-800-227-2345. MAC USERS GROUP: Apple enthusiasts talk trade at a monthly meeting. Small Dog Electronics, South Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 744-2345.

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Two unassuming signs greeted visitors at the far end of North Beach — “Burg Summit!” and “All Politics, All the Time” — setting the tone for the afternoon’s events. Sunday marked the second go-round for the Annual Political BBQ and Hamburger Summit, an event intended to give Vermont’s tireless online political commentators a break from cyberspace in lieu of some fresh air, food and fun. The Summit, hosted by two major Vermont political blogs — VermontDailyBriefing. com and GreenMountainDaily.com — was characterized by a distinct lack of agenda. No formal introductions, no speeches, just a meet-and-greet for anyone involved, or merely interested, in the Vermont political scene. Or in free food and drinks at the beach. The event attracted dozens of bloggers, readers, journalists and even a few elected officials. I fell into the category of “merely interested,” but I was greeted warmly just the same. As a first-timer, I had to rely on the others, such as GreenMountainDaily. com blogger John Odum, to identify certain individuals for me. I did at least recognize Congressman Peter Welch. Blogging star Steve Benen (thecarpetbaggerreport.com) made an appearance as well. If there was any partisanship here, it was kept hidden under the picnic tables. People seemed content to sit in the shade, swap stories and debate politics. Overall, attendees agreed that this year’s Summit had a more casual atmosphere than last year’s. Odum and VermontDailyBriefing blogger Philip Baruth pointed out that, in an election season, political hopefuls and their campaign staff show up to rub elbows with the blogging community. By 5 p.m. most people had headed home, perhaps to log on to the Internet and blog — or read — about the day’s activities. I left having learned that some of Vermont’s most outspoken political critics could occupy the same space peacefully. Nobody raised fisticuffs once, not even when the beer ran out. KEITH MORRILL

GRIAN HERBS GARDEN TOUR: A survey of healing weeds and a medicine-making workshop prepare participants to be their own apothecaries. Meet at Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. $5 for members, $12 for nonmembers. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: See July 18, Hardwick Town House, 8 p.m. BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND PRACTICE: Community musicians of all ages prep marches for outdoor summer performances. Burlington High School Music Room, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, www.burlingtonconcertband.org or 578-3467. BUDDY GUY: The legendary electricblues guitarist visits the Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. $40-60. Info, 775-0903. BROWN BAG CONCERT: Home-grown folk troubadour Patti Casey serenades noontime listeners in the Pocket Park, Christ Church, Montpelier, noon. Free. Info, 223-9604.

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BATTERY PARK CONCERT SERIES: Twelve-piece African orchestra Lamine Toure & Group Saloum get bodies moving with their fusion of Senegalese pop, jazz and reggae at Battery Park, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166. CONCERTS ON THE BAY: Lawn chairs face Malletts Bay as loungers take in the rockin’ tunes of the Chad Hollister Band. Lower Bayside Park, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5641. MARSHFIELD CONCERT SERIES: Neighbors boogie barefoot to rhythm & blues by Myra Flynn and Spark! at the Marshfield Bandstand, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581. BALLARD PARK CONCERT: Quelle surprise! The French vocal ensemble Déjà Nous sings cabaret tunes made famous by Edith Piaf, Jacques Brel, Yves Montand and others. Performance Pavilion, Ballard Park, Westport, N.Y., 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 518-962-8778. RAY VEGA & JAZZISMO: Jazz trumpeter Vega teams up with one of New York City’s most celebrated Latin bands for steamy syncopation. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966.

WATERBURY ROTARY CONCERT SERIES: The Vermont folk group Wood’s Tea Company sings sea chanteys, bluegrass and Celtic tunes in Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-0811. ‘GROOVIN’ ON THE GREEN’: Concertgoers bring blankets to an al fresco hearing of the Burlington-based acoustic-folk duo Rumble Doll. Maple Tree Place, Williston, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-9100. OPEN AIR SUMMER FAMILY CONCERT: Jazz singer Lydia Gray voices tunes by Elton John and Peter Gabriel after members of a local string ensemble strut their stuff. Upper Valley Events Center Amphitheater, Norwich, 7 p.m. $10-12. Info, www.uvpresents.org or 649-2772.

dance SUMMERDANCE: Participants in a 10-day workshop creatively connect world dance and hip-hop at a culmination concert. Woodstock Village Green, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3981.

CUBAN SALSA: Instructor Reynaldo Gonzalez helps dancers at all levels sizzle and sway, with or without partners. Dance studio above Cubbers Restaurant, Bristol, 5-7 p.m. $20. Info, 453-4604 or 453-4355.

drama ‘THE KING AND I’: See July 18, 7:30 p.m. ‘RETREAT FROM MOSCOW’: See July 18. ‘BROADWAY BOUND’: See July 18. ‘INTO THE WOODS’: See July 18. ‘MOONLIGHT & MAGNOLIAS’: In this stage comedy, the movie director of The Wizard of Oz and an adept screenwriter are tasked with rescuing the film adaptation of Gone With the Wind. Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y., 8 p.m. $21. Info, 518-962-4449. ‘THE SELFISH GIANT’: Lost Nation Theater collaborates with Moving Light Dance Company and the Monteverdi Music School on a kid-friendly adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s short story about a curmudgeon’s conversion. See profile of Tim Tavcar, this issue. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 229-0492.

‘OLIVER!’: This musical stage adaptation of Dickens’ Oliver Twist follows a London orphan who falls in with a pack of pickpockets. QuarryWorks, Adamant Music School, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9297. ‘DISNEY’S HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL’: A shared love for show biz brings together two teens from opposite ends of the cafeteria caste system. Adirondack Regional Theatre takes over Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, arttickets@ hotmail.com or 518-562-4200. ‘COTTON PATCH GOSPEL’: The Fairfax Community Theatre Company preaches a modern, down-home version of the Gospel of Matthew, scored by Harry Chapin. Old Gym, Bellows Free Academy, Fairfax, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 879-2867. ‘SIGHT UNSEEN’: Middlebury-based performing-arts company Credo for the Stage offers playwright Donald Margulies’ drama about a superstar painter who visits his ex-lover — and her current spouse — in the English countryside. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $14. Info, 877-2913.

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‘WAITRESS’: See July 18. ‘KEEPING MUM’: Rowan Atkinson stars as an absent-minded vicar whose sweet-old-lady housekeeper reveals a macabre method of fixing his troubled marriage. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. MOVIES IN THE PARK: When twilight falls, evening strollers spread blankets for the original Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, shown on a big screen. Bristol town green, dusk. Free. Info, 453-5885. BEN & JERRY’S OUTDOOR MOVIES: Bring a blanket or lawn chair to hear Woody Allen voice a neurotic, computer-animated insect in the 1998 flick Antz. Roof of City Center Parking Garage, Montpelier, dusk. Free. Info, 223-9604.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Reservations and info, 479-4127. LIFE DRAWING: Artists 16 and older sketch a live model in various poses using the medium of their choice, with or without instruction. Studio STK, Burlington, lesson 5-6 p.m. $14. Free drawing 6-8 p.m. $8. Info, 657-3333. THIRD THURSDAY GALLERY TOUR: Art appreciators peruse the walls of 12 galleries exhibiting works by nationally recognized artists, sculptors and craftspeople. Various Stowe locations, until 9 p.m. Free. Info, 253-8358. ARTIST MEET-UP: Local creators in visual media compare notes on the gallery scene at Kasini House, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 264-4839.

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‘TRAPPED’: Local bard David Budbill shows a DVD of his short play about a fugitive slave harbored in Ferrisburgh, then discusses some of the issues it raises. Bixby Memorial Free Library, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2211. LINDA GREENLAW: The Maine-based author and lobster-boat captain ties listeners into Slipknot, her debut mystery novel with — what else? — a maritime theme. See “State of the Arts”, this issue. Flying Pig Bookstore Loft, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

talks CLIMATE CHANGE: Legal scholar Richard Frank of UC Berkeley examines California’s legislative and regulatory response to global warming. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, noon. Free. Info, 831-1332. CHANDELIERS THROUGH HISTORY: Associate curator Kory Rogers illuminates the history of the ultimate light fixture. Shelburne Museum, 6:30 p.m. $18, half-price for Vermont residents. Info, 985-3346. AFGHANISTAN: Journalist Mary K. Kerr recalls her 2006 study tour of Kabul and shows slides of the war-torn nation. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095.

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‘LEARNING ABOUT ESSENTIAL TREMOR’: A neurologist and a neurosurgeon educate audience members about a disorder that can cause erratic quivering or shaking. Davis Auditorium, Medical Education Center, Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info and registration, 888-387-3667.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 18. CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS FOR KIDS: See July 18, Hardwick Town House, 2 p.m. ‘ADVENTURES IN CAMELOT’: See July 18, Deborah Rawson Library, Jericho, noon. Free. Info, 863-6607. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. MUSIC TIME: Growing listeners under age 5 contemplate chords and bounce to rhythms. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: Babies up to age 2 socialize with each other and their caregivers at a session offering music, books and toys. Winooski Memorial Library, 11 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 655-6424. BOOK-TO-MOVIE: Readers of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban watch its film adaptation. Kids under 7 should have an accompanying adult at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. HARRY POTTER BINGO: Would-be wizards test their expertise and see the third Harry Potter film, directed by Oscar-nominated Alfonso Cuarón. Winooski Memorial Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424. ‘HOGWARTS AND ALL’: Cloak-clad fans of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series let their hair down at the Shelburne Museum, 5-8 p.m. $18, half-price for Vermont residents. Info, 985-3346. ‘CINDERELLA’: The Island Theater entertains tots with glass-slipper glamour. South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

sport ZUMBA FITNESS: Step-by-steppers try out Latin-dance-inspired exercises mixed with African and Far Eastern moves. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Info, www.vtzumba.com or 310-6686. MONTPELIER WALK: Capital City denizens assemble for a weekly stroll, following a different, but always easy, route each time. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 476-0162.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See July 18. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488.

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FARMERS’ MARKETS: Browse among open-air booths selling homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts. Aldrich Public Library Lawn, Barre, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2456. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-7279. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410, ext. 13. Ethan Allen Park, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 316-6073. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat at the Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202, Vermont Tech, Blair Industrial Park, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965. HOMEBUYERS’ SEMINAR: At a real-estate reality check hosted by Seven Days, house hunters find out necessary info about pre-approvals, closings and everything in between. ECHO, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 865-1020, ext. 36. GAME AFTERNOON: Seniors challenge community members and each other to cribbage and other amusements. Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3982. FARM GLEANING: Volunteers help harvest the Intervale’s leftover produce for donation to 15 local service agencies. Healthy City Farm, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 660-0440, ext. 111. CONSERVATION TOUR: Discover how 19th-century American landscape painters influenced national land management on a 1.5-hour guided trip through a historic mansion. Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 2:30 p.m. $8. Reservations and info, 547-3368, ext. 22. WILD PLANT WALK: Naturalist George Lisi and herbalist Annie McCleary get to the roots of the Winooski River ecosystem with a tour of its foliage. Meet at Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202. ESSENTIAL MAINTENANCE PRACTICES CLASS: The Vermont Department of Health teaches participants how to deal with lead paint in their homes or properties. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 5-9 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-290-0527 or 800-439-8550. NORTHERN LIGHTS DINNER CRUISE: After a buffet meal, dancers boogie down to classic ’80s rock by the band Side Show Bob. Departs from King Street Ferry Dock, Burlington, 7 p.m. $35. Info, 864-9669. CONNECTICUT VALLEY FAIR: Amusement rides and agricultural exhibits augment pie-eating contests, lawnmower racing, fireworks and a demo derby. Connecticut Valley Fairgrounds, Bradford, 5-10 p.m. $8 includes all shows and rides. Info, 222-5750. SCALE MODELING GROUP: Hobbyists break out the superglue and sweat the small stuff at a miniature-construction skill swap. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0765. ‘KIDS AND FREEDOM’ STUDY GROUP: Free to be you and me? Parents and others explore the issues at Kriya Studio, 333 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 355-1820. ICE CREAM SOCIAL: Rural Vermont and Maple Wind Farm celebrate fresh local milk with cooling treats at Andrews Farm, Route 2, Richmond, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, www.ruralvermont.org or 223-7222.

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FARMERS’ DINNER: Eager eaters of local produce chow down and meet the people who grow it at the Ground Round, South Burlington, 6 p.m. $21.95. Required reservations and info, 862-1122. RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: Veined volunteers transfer life-saving liquid to pint-sized pouches. Goodrich Corporation, Vergennes, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 800-GIVE-LIFE. EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: Herrmann’s Royal Lipizzan Stallions of Austria catch air at Knight Point State Park, North Hero, 5 p.m. $10-17. Info, 372-8400.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: See July 18, Knight Point State Park, North Hero, gates open 5:30 p.m., concert 7:30 p.m. $27.50. Virtuoso violinist Hamao Fujiwara and harpsichordist Elizabeth Metcalfe solo during a program of four J.S. Bach concertos. VILLAGE HARMONY: Teens from this folk-singing ensemble share music from Bulgaria and American Appalachia. Presbyterian Church, East Craftsbury, 7:30 p.m. $5-8. Info, 586-7707. TWILIGHT CHORUS: Adult vocalists participate in a casual song session of Broadway hits and standards. Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 863-3982. SALISBURY CONCERT SERIES: Three Vermont Symphony Orchestra string musicians play trios as Stringendo. Salisbury Congregational Church, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 352-6671. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: Faculty members at an intensive summer instrumental program play cinema-themed works by Samuel Barber and film composer Mikos Rozsa. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 310-2079.

LATIN JAZZ FINAL PERFORMANCE: Students in an intensive workshop led by trumpeter Ray Vega show what they’ve learned on the Flynn MainStage, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 652-4537. FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE: Listeners get their world-groove on, with audio assistance from the band Bio Afromotive. Center Street, Rutland, 5-9 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380. CARILLON RECITAL: Two tintinnabulators from the Netherlands ring Mead Chapel’s bells at Middlebury College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. ‘GO! MOVE! SHIFT!’: The FLOCK Dance Troupe performs an outdoor theatrical pageant in homage to displaced people. Star Mountain Amphitheater, Sharon, 6:30 p.m. $10-12, bring something to sit on. Info, 765-4454.

drama ‘THE KING AND I’: See July 18, 8 p.m. $38-48. ‘BROADWAY BOUND’: See July 18. ‘INTO THE WOODS’: See July 18. ‘MOONLIGHT & MAGNOLIAS’: See July 19. ‘THE SELFISH GIANT’: See July 19, 8 p.m. $25. ‘OLIVER!’: See July 19. ‘DISNEY’S HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL’: See July 19. ‘COTTON PATCH GOSPEL’: See July 19. ‘SIGHT UNSEEN’: See July 19. ‘HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING’: See July 19.

‘IOLANTHE’: Gilbert & Sullivan’s sidesplitting musical about a wayward faerie parodies Victorian-era British aristocrats. See calendar spotlight. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 456-8968. ‘THE FANTASTICKS’: This musical with a folk-tale-like plot is the longestrunning show in U.S. theater history. Pendragon Theatre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $10-22. Info, pendragon theatre.org or 518-891-1854. BIG APPLE CIRCUS: An 1890s amusement park inspires Step Right Up, the New York City troupe’s clown-filled ode to superhuman feats and vaudevillian sideshows. See calendar spotlight. Fullington Farm, Lyme Road, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $12-34. Info, 603-646-2422. BREAD & PUPPET THEATER: Artistic director Peter Schumann shares his creative vision in a work-in-progress show that is not suitable for children. New Building, Bread and Puppet Theater, 753 Heights Road, Glover, 8 p.m. Donations. Info, 525-1271. SHAKESPEARE IN THE BARN: All occasions inform against the moody Dane in director Deb Gwinn’s novel take on Hamlet at the Big Red Barn, Mary’s Restaurant, Bristol, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 453-2211.

film ‘AWAY FROM HER’: Julie Christie and Gordon Pinsent star in this tearjerker about an aging couple coping with the loss of shared memories from their lengthy marriage. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. SCI-FI JULY: Fans of George Lucas’ Star Wars sneak a peek at THX 1138, his earlier opus depicting a dystopia and the rebels it inspires. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 11 p.m. $4. Info, 229-0598.

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talks ‘SHIPWRECKS OF LAKE CHAMPLAIN’: Underwater archaeologist Adam Kane offers a virtual tour of more than 300 wrecks lying beneath the waves of Vermont’s largest lake. Isle La Motte Elementary School, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 928-3223. TRANSPORTATION TALK: An electrical engineer and the executive director of the Vermont Energy Investment Corporation plug into efficiency standards for moving people and goods. First floor, Farrell Hall, UVM, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 656-8868.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 18. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See July 18, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5. ‘ADVENTURES IN CAMELOT’: See July 18, Staige Hill Farm, East Charlotte, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6607. BOOK-TO-MOVIE: See July 19. Mystery fans take in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters age 3 and older gather for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. TODDLER TIME: Tykes ages 1-3 let off steam with songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. LINCOLN LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters up to age 5 form good reading habits in a tale-centered song-and-craft session. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. SONGS & STORIES: Kids of all ages join guitarist, accordionist and banjo player Matthew Witten for folk songs and funny tales. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. PRINTING PROGRAM: Kids and parents make good impressions, using natural objects and kitchen finds. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 9 a.m. - noon. $3. Info, 877-3406. FRIDAY FUN DAY: The millennial generation and their elders find common ground in creation and play at Kriya Studio, 333 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 3 p.m. Donations. Info, 355-1820. CHILDREN’S FESTIVAL: Face painting, field games and a clown complement dancing to Buddy Dubay and The Minor Key. Boyden Farm, Cambridge, 6:30 p.m. $3-5. Info, 644-6363. WIGWAG STAGEFEST: Acting out is encouraged at a performing arts festival featuring plays produced in collaboration with the Very Merry Theatre, plus magic and theater games. See “State of The Arts” this issue. Roosevelt Park, Burlington, 10 a.m. 3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6607. HARRY POTTER TRIVIA: Know a Lovegood from a Longbottom? Fans test their Triwizard knowledge and watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. See calendar spotlight. Winooski Memorial Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424. HARRY POTTER DAY: Celebrate the new book with showings of the first four films, contests, quizzes and “Hagrid’s Stoat Sandwiches.” Costumes encouraged! See calendar spotlight. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 11:30 a.m. - 11:45 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550.

HARRY POTTER BOOKSTORE RELEASE PARTIES: Muggles brace themselves for the seventh and final book about the bespectacled wizard-in-training. See calendar spotlight. Midnight Muggle Madness Party, Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 10:30 - midnight. Free. Info, 985-3999. “Grand Hallows Ball,” Borders, Burlington, starts 9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. Midnight Magic Costume Party, Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 8 p.m. - midnight. Free. Info, 864-8001. “Odd sock” contest, treasure hunt and more, Ryan Books, Johnson, 10:30 p.m. - 12:15 a.m. Free. Info, 635-7472. Celebration with fire dancing and a read-aloud at Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, starts 11 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. Midnight release party with trivia contests, Annie’s Book Stop, Rutland, 11 p.m. - 1 a.m. Free. Info, 775-6993.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See July 18, 10 a.m. VERMONT LAKE MONSTERS: The Green Mountain State’s minor-league baseball team bats against New York’s Jamestown Jammers. Centennial Field, Burlington, 7:05 p.m. $5-8. Info, 655-4200.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See July 18.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See July 18. CHARITY BINGO: See July 18. FARMERS’ MARKETS: See July 19, Route 15, one mile west of Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 274-0203. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. Westford Common, 4-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-7405. CONNECTICUT VALLEY FAIR: See July 19, 8 a.m. - 10 p.m. EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See July 19, 6 p.m. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. VERMONT BREWERS FESTIVAL: Live music and scores of regionally crafted beers make for a smooth-tasting celebration. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 6-10 p.m. $5-25, includes tasting glass and 10 sampling tickets. Info, www. vermontbrewers.com/festival.html or 244-6828. ‘CLIMATE & HUMAN ACTION’: Concerned citizens get the scientific scoop on global warming, plus information on reducing individual CO2 outputs. Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 2:30 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 457-3368, ext. 22. ENERGY SUMMER CONFERENCE: Worried about “Meeting Future Energy Needs in a Carbon-Constrained World”? Attendees can interrogate energy-policy experts at Oakes Hall, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 10:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. $15. Registration and info, www. alumni.vermontlaw.edu/futureneeds or 831-1217. ‘COBRAS IN THE MOUNTAINS’: Aficionados of aluminum-bodied, bigengined British sports cars congregate for a three-day ’do. Ye Olde England Inne, Stowe, call for times. $25 per car registration; other costs vary. Info, www.cobrasinthemountains.com or 253-5320. IRISH FESTIVAL: Families hear Celtic folk from the Vermont troubadours of Wood’s Tea Company, and step-dancers perform traditional numbers near face painting, activities and crafts. Maple Street Park Pavilion, Essex, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1375. LAKE LOVER’S BUMP ’N’ GRIND: Revelers champion Champlain at a dance party and fundraiser for lake-related nonprofits. ECHO Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. - midnight. $30. Tickets and info, www.regattaforlake champlain.org or 658-3023.

<calendar > FRIDAY NIGHT FIX: Bicyclists learn how to mend a flat tire, or whatever else needs tuning up on their two-wheelers. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: See July 18, Shelburne Farms, gates open 5:15 p.m., concert 7 p.m. $27.50. Violinist Hamao Gujiwara solos with the festival orchestra in works by Mozart, Ravel, Haydn and Brahms. VILLAGE HARMONY: See July 20, Grace Church, Sheldon. Info, 326-4603. VILLAGE HARMONY I: Adult vocalists from this folk-singing ensemble share American traditional music. Community Church, Guilford, 7:30 p.m. $5-8. Info, 257-1006. KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch their vocal cords with call-and-response chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Chace Mill, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2463. LAKE PLACID SINFONIETTA: Violinist Daniel Szasz, oboist Caroline Park and trumpeter David Greenhoe solo in a concert celebrating the 100th anniversary of Shostakovich’s birth. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 4 p.m. $20. Info, 518-523-2512. PRO-SERIES CONCERT: Pianist Chen Zhengyu and violinist Xiaohan Guo, both winners of prestigious awards, perform Tchaikovsky’s Violin Concerto and other pieces at Fisk Farm, Isle La Motte, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Reservations and info, 928-3364. TRANSCONTINENTAL PIANO DUO: Elaine Greenfield and Janice Meyer Thompson, who collaborate across the Arizona-Vermont divide, share a grand piano for a concert of Bach, Schubert, Dvorak and Barber. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $10-15. Info, www.bundycfa.org or 496-4781. VERMONT FIDDLE ORCHESTRA: In the tradition of old barn dances, “Fiddlers Three” get toes tapping and hands clapping with original compositions. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7 p.m. $10-12. Info, 223-8945. KILLINGTON MUSIC FESTIVAL: An ensemble of acclaimed instrumentalists experiences a rhapsody in blue at a program of “Gershwin and Friends.” Ram’s Head Lodge, Killington, 7 p.m. $18-20. Info, 773-4003.

dance ‘GO! MOVE! SHIFT!’: See July 20. CONTRA DANCE: Caller Will Mentor motivates movers to ocean-going tunes by Atlantic Crossing. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163. USA DANCE: It’s strictly ballroom for singles and couples at all levels who want to sway to swing and Latin rhythms at the Elley-Long Music Center, Colchester, 7-11 p.m.; foxtrot lesson 7 p.m.; merengue lesson 7:30 p.m.; open dancing from 8:30 p.m. $6-12. Info, 879-0501.

drama ‘THE KING AND I’: See July 18, 3 & 8 p.m. $32-48. ‘BROADWAY BOUND’: See July 18, 2 & 8 p.m. $24-30. ‘INTO THE WOODS’: See July 18. ‘MOONLIGHT & MAGNOLIAS’: See July 19, 2 & 8 p.m. $19-21. ‘THE SELFISH GIANT’: See July 19, 8 p.m. $25. ‘OLIVER!’: See July 19, 1 & 7:30 p.m. ‘DISNEY’S HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL’: See July 19, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘COTTON PATCH GOSPEL’: See July 19. ‘HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING’: See July 19. ‘IOLANTHE’: See July 20. ‘THE FANTASTICKS’: See July 20. BIG APPLE CIRCUS: See July 20, noon & 4 p.m.

SHAKESPEARE IN THE BARN: See July 20.

film ‘AWAY FROM HER’: See July 20, 7 & 9 p.m. SCI-FI JULY: See July 20. In the Russian film Solaris, an interplanetary scientist discovers a creepy alien intelligence that responds to human thought patterns. ‘THE HOAX’: Based on facts, this film depicts a charismatic writer who convinces the world he is the authorized biographer of a reclusive billionaire. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:20 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘A BEAUTIFUL MEMORY’: A Sicilian mother speaks out about the mafia murder of her anti-establishment son 26 years ago. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7 & 9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘OCCUPATION 101: VOICES OF THE SILENCED MAJORITY’: This documentary by Sufyan and Abdallah Omeish depicts Palestinian life under Israeli military rule. Merrill’s Roxy Cinemas, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-3695. FILM & MUSIC SERIES: Picnic-packers eat out and hear The Duhks before viewing David Mamet’s State and Main. Redstone Pine Grove, behind the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, grounds open at 6 p.m., music 7 p.m., film 9 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4455.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff and offer original works for sale. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7165.

words ANN MCKINSTRY MICOU: The author of A Guide to Fiction Set in Vermont signs copies and discusses her research methods. Hubbardton Battlefield State Historic Site, Castleton, registration 10 a.m., talk 11 a.m. $12-15. Info, 899-2435. ANDREA CHESMAN: The author signs Serving Up the Harvest: Celebrating the Goodness of Fresh Vegetables and advises readers on how to use the bounty of farmers’ markets. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

talks JOHN K. GRANDE: The widely published Montréal art critic addresses the opening of the exhibit Live Earth, in which artists respond to global warming and other natural upheavals. West Branch Gallery, Stowe, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 253-8943.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 18. WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: See July 19, 10-11 a.m. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. ‘HOW TO BUILD A HOUSE’: Families learn about home building from the ground up. Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Designed for kids 5 and up, who must have adult accompaniment. Info, 388-2117.

sport VERMONT LAKE MONSTERS: See July 20.

DROP-IN YOGA: Basic-level stretchers improve flexibility and balance in a casual session. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 793-2656. ROPES COURSE: Climbers tackle a challenge course or swing down zip lines in 2-hour sessions. Bolton Valley Resort, 10 a.m., noon & 2 p.m. $25. Reservations and info, 434-6831. THIRD SUNDAY WALK: Queen City denizens and visitors amble through community gardens in the New North End. Meet at Leddy Park, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8943. BIKE RIDE: Two-wheelers take the ferry from Charlotte, Vermont, to Essex, New York, then cycle 25 miles northward on the western shore of Lake Champlain. Call for meeting location and time. Free, but bring ferry fees. Info, 388-1162. WHITE MOUNTAINS HIKE: Climbers who like a challenge take the Piper Trail on a difficult, 9-mile hike. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 476-7987. REGATTA FOR LAKE CHAMPLAIN: Boaters angle for aquatic advantage in a pursuit-format race to raise money for ECHO, the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum and more. Burlington Harbor, noon. $150. Registration and info, www.regattaforlakechamplain.org or 658-3023. RIBBON RUN 5K: Entrants walk, trot or run to benefit the emergency fund of the Cancer Patient Support Program. North Pasture, Charlotte, 10 a.m. $30. Info, www.cpspvt.org or 425-2384.

etc BINGO: See July 18. CHARITY BINGO: See July 18. FARMERS’ MARKETS: See July 19, Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 933-8325. Marble Works, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-8083. Williston Village Green, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7728. Shelburne Parade Ground, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2472. CONNECTICUT VALLEY FAIR: See July 19, 8 a.m. - 10 p.m. RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See July 19. University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 8631066, ext. 11. EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See July 19, 2:30 p.m. VERMONT BREWERS FESTIVAL: See July 20, noon - 4 p.m. & 5-9 p.m. ‘COBRAS IN THE MOUNTAINS’: See July 20. 30TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION: The Capital City Farmers’ Market commemorates three decades of local veggie production with a puppet parade, petting zoo, live music, photo display and more. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m.; parade 11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. ESSEX LARP: Wannabe wizards, werewolves and vampires get together for fantasy role-play based on a theatrical book franchise. Amtrak Station, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free. Info, www. soulcages.net or 872-9766. FRENCH ROUNDTABLE: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. MODEL ROCKET LAUNCH: Weather permitting, fans of pyrotechnics and mini-parachutes prepare for lift-offs. Call for Essex-area location, 10 a.m. Free. Info, www.crmrc.org or 878-2721. FORMAL GARDEN TOUR: A ranger leads a walk around 19th-century grounds that reflect the early days of the conservation movement. Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 10:30 a.m. $8. Reservations and info, 457-3368, ext. 22. CEMETERY TOUR & PICNIC: Milton’s history emerges from its headstones on this circuit of several graveyards. Meet at Milton Historical Museum, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 893-4546.

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The Anxiety and Health Research laboratory at the University of Vermont is currently conducting two paid smoking studies:

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For people who are not interested in quitting. A 1 appointment study in which you will complete questionnaires and come to our office for a laboratory experiment. Two hours total. $25 in cash for participation.

RING TONE If you’re still wondering what makes the Big Apple Circus different from Ringling Bros., consider its “animal care” policy: “We explore and address the quality of life needs of our performing animal partners,” the website proclaims, “in and out of the ring.” Oh, and there’s also the intimate, one-ring setting — it’s a classical circus that sends in the clowns, followed by acrobats, animal acts and jugglers. Live music adds to the old-world feel: This year’s action plays out at a turn-of-the-last-century seaside amusement park. Among the boardwalk escapades, look for elegant Arabian horses, Grandma the Clown and China’s Zhengzhou Troupe of high-flying acrobats. The circus is a 2000-year-old art form with serious staying power, suggesting that it’s a lot easier to defy gravity than history.

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For people who would be willing to stop smoking for 12 hours. A 2 appointment study that includes an interview, questionnaire completion, and a laboratory experiment. Three hours total, $35 in cash for participation.

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Friday through Thursday, July 20-26, Fullington Farm, Lyme Road, Hanover, N.H., see calendar for times. $12-34. Info, 603-646-2422.

POLLINATOR WALK: Middlebury biology prof Helen Young and Ross Conrad, author of Dancing Bee Gardens, explain how honeybees and bumblebees choose blossoms. Meet at the Middlebury College Organic Garden on Route 125, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 388-1007. ELDERBERRY CULTIVAR RELEASE: Home gardeners get two baby bushes as part of an effort to restore a medically potent plant to common use. Honey Gardens Apiaries, Ferrisburgh, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. $12 per plant, call to reserve. Info, 877-6766. CAREER TRANSITIONS: Adults considering different lines of work hear about educational options to beef up their resumes. VSAC Resource Center, Winooski, 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177, ext. 880. GRASSROOTS ART: Senior citizens share their creative efforts in the form of live music, theater and short story readings. Presto Music Store, Blue Mall, South Burlington, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 658-0030. VISION BOARD WORKSHOP: A life coach and a Reiki master help participants collage the futures they desire. Synthesis Life Coaching, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. $20. Info, 223-4242. ADVANCED AUDIO WORKSHOP: Graduates of the Vermont Community Access Media orientation learn how to make their videos into effective talkies. VCAM Channel 15 Studio, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 651-9692. ‘PULL FOR NATURE’: Volunteers paddle provided canoes and uproot invasive water chestnuts from the lower Champlain Valley watershed. Call for West Haven-area meeting location, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 265-8645, ext. 24. ‘LAKE CHAMPLAIN LIVE!’: Would-be scientists of all ages take a 2-hourplus trip on a research vessel to learn about local watershed ecology. ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. $30 includes museum admission. Registration and info, 877-324-6386.

‘SHORE EXPLORE’: Willing waders 12 and up don sturdy water shoes to learn the answers to questions such as “Why do all the beach rocks look like Oreos?” at Shelburne Farms, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $50-55 includes lunch. Registration and info, 985-8686, ext. 41. GREEN MOUNTAIN RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL: Troubadours, puppeteers and knights in shining armor hail visitors at this strolling history fair. See calendar spotlight. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. $5-12. Info, 863-5966. LIVING HISTORY WEEKEND: Costumed re-enactors bring back the chaos of the American retreat from General Burgoyne in July 1777, with music, scavenger hunts and artillery demonstrations. Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 10:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. $6, kids free. Info, 948-2000. BLOCK PARTY STREET DANCE: Two towns celebrate summer with tethered hot-air balloon rides, games and a full chicken dinner, followed by live music and dancing. Railroad Avenue, Essex Junction, 4-9 p.m., music starts at 7 p.m. Free, $3.50 for dinner. Info, 878-1341. SHOREHAM BLOCK PARTY DANCE: Local band The Sleeping Dogs keep folks awake with rock and r&b at the Shoreham Town Tennis Court, starting at 8 p.m. $6-15, bring chairs and non-marking shoes to dance. Info, 897-2001. ‘BLAST OFF BATTERY PARK’: Teen Challenge Vermont presents live music, food, games and prizes in Battery Park, Burlington, 12-7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-7847. ‘ART ON THE GREEN’: Frog Hollow funds its education program with a craft fair featuring live music and a children’s table on the Middlebury Town Green, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3177. SUMMER MAGIC SHOW BENEFIT: Lincoln legerdemain expert Tom Verner and clown Janet Fredericks perform sleights of hand in a family show that helps bring magic to young refugees. The Rusty Nail, Stowe, 4 p.m. $10. Info, 253-8358.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: See July 18, Trapp Family Lodge Concert Meadow, Stowe, gates open 5 p.m., concert 7 p.m. $27.50. Pianist Alain Lefèvre and flutist Jennifer Grim play works by Gershwin and Griffes, plus Copland’s “Appalachian Spring.” VILLAGE HARMONY: See July 20, United Methodist Church, Middlebury. Info, 388-5410. BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND: Community musicians of all ages perform marches and medleys for bandstand connoisseurs. Battery Park, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 578-3467. RUTLAND CITY BAND: Town tooters play brassy faves at the Main Street Park Gazebo, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1822. SICILIAN FOLK MUSIC: Michela Musolino sings sultry traditional songs with guitar accompaniment at the Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169. AFTERNOON OF SONG: Baritone Guy Gagnon and mezzo soprano Anaik Berneche entertain tea sippers at Fisk Farm, Isle La Motte, 2, 3 & 4 p.m. Free. Info, 928-3364. BROADWAY CABARET SERIES: Peter Boynton, Andrea Bonamico, Ann Harvey and Jono Mainelli get bewitched, bothered and bewildered with hits from “The Rodgers & Hart Songbook” at the Skinner Barn, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 496-4422.

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drama ‘THE KING AND I’: See July 18, 7 p.m. $29-40. ‘RETREAT FROM MOSCOW’: See July 18. ‘INTO THE WOODS’: See July 18, 2 p.m. $10. This kid-friendly matinee includes Act I only. ‘MOONLIGHT & MAGNOLIAS’: See July 19, 5 p.m. ‘THE SELFISH GIANT’: See July 19, 7 p.m. $25. ‘OLIVER!’: See July 19, 2 p.m. ‘DISNEY’S HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL’: See July 19, 2 p.m. ‘COTTON PATCH GOSPEL’: See July 19, 2 p.m. ‘HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING’: See July 19, 2 p.m. BIG APPLE CIRCUS: See July 20, noon & 4 p.m. SHAKESPEARE IN THE BARN: See July 20. BREAD & PUPPET THEATER: The puppet theater company’s “Divine Reality Comedy Circus” is followed by a pageant in and around the pine forest. Bread and Puppet Theater, 753 Heights Road, Glover, 3 p.m. Donations. Info, 525-1271.

film ‘AWAY FROM HER’: See July 20. ‘RED RIVER’: John Wayne portrays an isolated rancher whose long-simmering hostility toward his adopted son escalates during a massive cattle drive. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘THE GENERAL’: Buster Keaton performs his classic silent slapstick. The film shows outdoors, rain or shine, at the Shrewsbury Library, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 492-3532 or 492-3550.

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words LINDA GREENLAW: See July 19, Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 18. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL FAMILY CONCERT: Little listeners and their parents hear the New York Chamber Soloists perform Gerald Fried’s “Alice in Wonderland.” Coachyard, Shelburne Farms, gates open 10 a.m., concert 11 a.m. $5-7. Info, 862-7352.

sport MONTPELIER WALK: See July 19. Call for East Montpelier meeting location and time. Free. Info, 476-0162. VERMONT LAKE MONSTERS: See July 20, 5:05 p.m. CONNECTICUT RIVER PADDLE: Intrepid small boaters traverse the Vermont-New Hampshire border between Routes 302 and 25. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 223-3550. BOCCE SOCIAL: Fans of Italian-style lawn bowling inaugurate new Queen City courts built especially for the sport. Oakledge Park, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0123.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See July 18, 2 & 7 p.m. CONNECTICUT VALLEY FAIR: See July 19, 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See July 19, 2:30 p.m. ‘COBRAS IN THE MOUNTAINS’: See July 20. VISION BOARD WORKSHOP: See July 21. GREEN MOUNTAIN RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL: See July 21. LIVING HISTORY WEEKEND: See July 21, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. SCRABBLE CLUB: Triple-letter-square seekers wage word wars at the McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558.

GERMAN-ENGLISH EXCHANGE: Anglophones practice foreign-language conversation with native speakers of Deutsch, and vice versa. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. WALK TO THE POGUE: Visitors armed with sturdy shoes and insect repellent learn about the natural and cultural history of the area on a 2-hour, ranger-guided ramble to a scenic pond. Meet at Prosper Road parking lot, West Woodstock, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22. BIRDS OF VERMONT SUMMER PROGRAM: The museum offers woodcarving demonstrations, 1-2:30 p.m., and beginning bird-watching, 3-4 p.m. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington. $3-6, free for members. Info, www. birdsofvermont.org or 434-2167. TUSCAN BRUNCH: Classical music-lovers nosh on gnocchi at a fundraiser for the Killington Music Festival. Three Tomatoes Restaurant, Rutland, 11 a.m. $30 for adults, $17 for students. Info, 773-4003.

‘COOKING & BOOKING’: Student chefs create mysterious concoctions, then read mystery stories. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. KIDS’ MOVIE: Small gazers view Message in a Cell Phone, wherein three young boys must crack a voicemail code. South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. VILLAGE HARMONY: See July 20, Grace Congregational Church, Rutland. Info, 775-4301. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilianstyle community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107. CHAMPLAIN ECHOES REHEARSAL: This women’s a cappella chorus welcomes new members for four-part harmonies. The Pines Senior Center, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0040. JAZZ JAM: Instrumentalists play informally on horns and wind instruments. Presto Music Store, Blue Mall, South Burlington, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 658-0030.

dance SWING DANCING: Put on your saddle shoes and head for an old-fashioned sock hop at The Black Door, Montpelier, 7:30-9 p.m. $5. Info, 223-1806.

drama BIG APPLE CIRCUS: See July 20, 3 & 7 p.m.

film ‘AWAY FROM HER’: See July 20.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See July 19.

talks ITALIAN TRAVEL: Library Director Marti Fiske describes her Mediterranean travels at the Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 18. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See July 18, for children ages 2-3. PRESCHOOL PROGRAM: See July 18, 2-3:30 p.m. Horse fans hunker down for Run With the Wind by Caroline Pitcher and Jane Chapman, then play pin-the-tail-on-the-pony. MUSIC TIME: See July 19. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. DADS’ GROUP: Fathers and fathersto-be bring offspring up to age 6 to a playgroup, meal and social hour. Winooski Family Center, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1422.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See July 18, 10 a.m. MONTPELIER BIKE RIDE: Central Vermont cyclists push pedals for 5 miles on a to-be-decided route. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 476-0162. ‘BIKING FOR BOOMERS’: Cyclists armed with helmets and locks listen to a presentation on “Simple Solutions for Common Problems,” then take a spin. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See July 18.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See July 18. VEGETABLES & FRUITS: Sandra Lory of Mandala Botanicals shows participants how to make sure their vegetarian vittles agree with them. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. $5 for members, $7 for non-members. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. ZEN MEDITATION GROUP: Dharma bums and others experience sitting and walking reflection in the Vietnamese tradition of Thich Nhat Hanh. Kriya Studio, 333 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 343-7327. AFTER-SUPPER BOOK SALE: Voracious readers satisfy word cravings at the Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 5:308:30 p.m. Hardcovers $1.50, softcovers $0.75. Info, 878-6955.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. VILLAGE HARMONY: See July 20, Braintree Hill Meeting House, 6 p.m. Info, 236-7962. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949. CASTLETON CONCERT SERIES: The five members of Reggie’s Red Hot Feetwarmers, the house band of the Saratoga, N.Y., race track, regale listeners with ragtime jazz. Castleton Green, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911. SHAPE NOTE SING: Melody makers practice early American hymns in the fa-so-la shape-note tradition, and listeners are welcome. New Building, Bread and Puppet Farm, Glover, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 525-6972. ADAM MILLER: The Oregon folk singer sings and spins tall tales at the Cabot Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2721. TUESDAY NIGHT LIVE: Mark Legrand and the Lovesick Bandits try to pilfer hearts with honky-tonk tunes at the Legion Field, Johnson, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-7826 or 635-9278.

dance SWING DANCING: Open practice makes perfect for music-motivated swing dancers of all levels. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. WOMEN’S DRUM & DANCE CIRCLE: Percussion-powered women share rhythms and movement at a world-beat bonanza. 242 Elm Street, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6912.

drama ‘THE KING AND I’: See July 18, 7:30 p.m. $29-40. ‘BROADWAY BOUND’: See July 18. ‘IOLANTHE’: See July 20. BIG APPLE CIRCUS: See July 20, 3 & 7 p.m.

film ‘AWAY FROM HER’: See July 20. SECRET MOVIE NIGHT: Indie film buffs wait with bated breath for a cinematic surprise. Studio STK, Burlington, 8 p.m. $3. Info, 657-3333. BEN & JERRY’S OUTDOOR MOVIES: Church Street strollers settle down with chairs or blankets to see Leonardo DiCaprio as a baby-faced con man in Catch Me If You Can. Ben & Jerry’s, Burlington, dusk. Free. Info, 862-9620.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘MARVELS & MYSTERIES OF COLOR’: See July 18, Derby Memorial Library, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 766-5063. ‘EDUCATORS AS ARTISTS’: Thirteen local grad students studying arts education establish their creative cred with presentations in various mediums at the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2306.

words LINDA GREENLAW: See July 19, Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Blue Star Café, Winooski, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

talks ‘OUR CLIMATE LEGACY’: Professor Tracy Bach of the Vermont Law School discusses the laws that establish the responsibility to protect future generations from global warming. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, noon. Free. Info, 831-1332. ‘CREATING A NATURAL GARDEN’: Landscape designer Judith Irven shows how manmade plots can better blend into the great outdoors. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. REIKI TALK: Terrie Lynne Look discusses the Japanese stress reduction technique and how she uses essential oils in her practice. Pathways to Well Being, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 233-0046.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 18. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See July 18. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See July 18, 11 a.m. PRESCHOOL PROGRAM: See July 18. Horse fans hunker down for Run With the Wind by Caroline Pitcher and Jane Chapman, then play pin-the-tail-on-the-pony. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See July 20, for walkers up to age 3. WINOOSKI STORYTIME: Preschoolers aged 2-and-a-half to 5 expend energy in finger play and song, then listen to tales. Winooski Memorial Library, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 655-6424. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: Budding book handlers gain confidence by reading aloud to trained canines. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918.

CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Kids soak up songs and interesting tales at Annie’s Book Stop, Rutland, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 775-6993. MYSTERY MOVIE MATINEE: Puppy lovers see a screening of 101 Dalmations. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4665. DRUMMING DAY: Musician Mary Mitchell leads tykes in rhythmic play. South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. ‘TWELVE DANCING PRINCESSES’: Middle- and high-school actors bring alive the fairy tale of fine ladies who make unauthorized night-time excursions. Waterbury Congregational Church, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

sport ZUMBA FITNESS: See July 19. COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike poses for spine alignment. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850. TRAIL RUNNING: Cross-country racers of all ages train on a 5K course, with shorter loops for kids. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 6 p.m. $3-5. Info, 879-6001.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See July 18.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See July 18. CHARITY BINGO: See July 18. FARMERS’ MARKET: See July 19, H.O. Wheeler School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073. FARM GLEANING: See July 19. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SPANISH POTLUCK: Español-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS NETWORK: Members of the Montpelier chapter discuss enterprising strategies at The Chef’s Table, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $17 for members, $18 for guests. Registration and info, 363-9266 or kwerner@wcvt.com. INFORMATIONAL SOCIAL: Women interested in doing charity work with the Junior League of Champlain Valley check out the organization. Waterfront Theatre, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3645. ‘TIME TRAVEL TUESDAYS’: Visitors cook on a woodstove and churn butter, then “relax” as a farm family would have in the 1890s. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $10. Info, 457-2355. SNEAK PREVIEW: The Flynn offers a pre-season peek at its 2007-2008 MainStage lineup, which includes folk icon Arlo Guthrie, members of the dance troupe MOMIX and other arts celebs. FlynnSpace, Burlington, noon & 5:30 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 652-4507.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See July 18. BARRE CONCERT SERIES: See July 18. Expect original, gutsy folk-rock from the Abbe Jenne Band. RUTLAND CONCERT SERIES: See July 18. Big-band numbers by the Marble City Swing Band keep barefoot dancers jiving. CONCERTS ON THE BLUFF: See July 18. The blanket-and-cooler crowd benefits from the vocal harmonies of countrybluegrass band Beartracks.

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CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: See July 18. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: See July 18, Inn at Essex, 7:30 p.m. $50. The festival orchestra accompanies the Vermont Gilbert & Sullivan Singers in a rendition of The Gondoliers.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See July 18.

drama ‘THE KING AND I’: See July 18. ‘BROADWAY BOUND’: See July 18. ‘INTO THE WOODS’: See July 18. BIG APPLE CIRCUS: See July 20, 3 & 7 p.m. ‘AH, WILDERNESS!’: Eugene O’Neill’s sentimental comedy chronicles a 17-year-old’s coming of age. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 456-8968.

film ‘AWAY FROM HER’: See July 20. DARTMOUTH DOUBLE FEATURE: A Polish village inadvertently hosts an abandoned circus camel in The Big Animal, and a San Francisco iconoclast dotes on a flock of exotic birds in Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 8:25 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘MARVELS & MYSTERIES OF COLOR’: See July 18, Milton Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 893-4644.

words AUTHORS BY THE PARK: See July 18. Rutland-based writer Doug Wilhelm talks about his new novel, Falling. YANKEES & STRANGERS SERIES: Readers of Harriet Wilson’s book Our Nig, or Sketches From the Life of a Free Black reflect on racism’s history in the Northeast. North Hero Public Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5458.

ASH BRITTENHAM: A Montpelier-based youth with muscular dystrophy reads from his children’s book The Adventures of Super Max, which deals with the disease. Brown Public Library, Northfield, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4237. DAVID BUDBILL & JODY GLADDING: The author of Judevine and the new poet-in-residence at the Frost Place read their verse. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291, ext. 301.

talks ‘SCULPTURE IN THE GARDEN’: Artist Thea Alvin presents a slide show documenting her use of stone in gravity-defying decorations. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 18. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See July 18. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See July 18. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See July 18. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See July 18. HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: See July 18. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See July 18. PRESCHOOL PROGRAM: See July 18. Horse fans hunker down for Run With the Wind by Caroline Pitcher and Jane Chapman, then play pin-the-tail-on-the-pony. CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS FOR KIDS: See July 18. ‘MASTERS IN ART’: See July 18. Potential painters and sculptors learn about Pablo Picasso. DINOSAUR ‘BEE’: Small spellers voice letter sequences to build a dinorelated vocabulary. ECHO, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 1:15 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848.

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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See July 18.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See July 18. OBSERVATORY OPEN HOUSE: See July 18. BINGO: See July 18. CHARITY BINGO: See July 18. ESL GROUP: See July 18. CHESS GROUP: See July 18. KNITTING POSSE: See July 18. NOONTIME KNITTERS: See July 18. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See July 18. VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: See July 18. SUMMER SEX INSTITUTE: See July 18. ‘TRANSITIONING TO COLLEGE’: Highschool grads considering two- and four-year schools hear how to finance the next step in their education. VSAC Resource Center, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177, ext. 880. LIONS AUCTION: The Vergennes chapter of the international service club raises funds at the Vergennes Middle School Gym, flea market and silent auction 5-6 p.m., live auction 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-1336. ONE WORLD MARKET: Area microbusinesses with an artisan bent showcase their wares in City Hall Park, Burlington, 2-7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 104. TOP CHEF OF ADDISON COUNTY: Who has the right stuff when it comes to ratatouille — or more exotic dishes? Three cooks compete for the title while audience members sip wines and bid in a silent auction. Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 6-8:30 p.m. $20. Info, www.cvaa.org or 865-0360. >

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Your Gracious Guide to Love & Lust! Dear Mistress Maeve, I’m 6’2” with big hands and big feet. In fact, everything about me is big, except for one thing — my penis. I guess I’m just cursed. Even though I’m decent looking and have helped many women achieve orgasm during penetration, I’m still concerned about my average size (OK, maybe below average). I have tried to make up for my shortcomings by providing other forms of pleasure, like giving really good oral and working on my stamina. It seems like everything I read says women want a large man. Is my penis size something I should worry about, or am I just being paranoid? Sincerely, Strong But Not Long

With all the email spam and advertising touting the next wonder drug to super-size your schlong, it’s no wonder that average-sized guys feel inadequate. But the truth is, when it comes to her orgasm, you should be working those well-hung hands or skilled tongue on her clitoris — not trying to push her over the edge with intercourse. Some sexual positions are easier if your trouser snake can slither an extra inch or two, but aside from that, you can work with what you’ve got. Besides, I’ve had guys with gigantic members, and let me tell you — the sensation of a hard penis bumping into your cervix is about as pleasant as nails on a chalkboard. Explore positions that are sure to stroke her G-spot, like doggie-

style, her on top or missionary with her ankles on your shoulders — you’ll feel like a buckin’ bronco instead of a miniature pony. And don’t forget — most vaginal nerve endings are found at her opening, so try some shallow strokes to drive her wild.

Danielle where are you? We met late night on 7/13 on the top of Church St. and we joked about being an “evergreen” hippie. Hope you met up with your friends alright that night. You said you where here for the summer in Jericho. Can we chill another time? When: Friday, July 13, 2007. Where: Top of Church St.. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901946 You helped me at Ace To the helpful girl at Ace Hardware: I needed help picking out the right oil for my lawnmower. You gave me more of your time and assistance than I would have expected. Didn’t catch your name, don’t know if you’re single, or if you would like a guy a little bit older. Anyway, maybe I’ll see you in there again? When: Sunday, July 15, 2007. Where: Ace Hardware, off North Ave. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901945 Beauty In Silver Honda CRV You came through the four-way intersection next to Home Depot, took one look at me and stunned me! You’re beautiful! I hope that double take was a good thing? Would like to chat over coffee sometime? From, the black truck guy! When: Saturday, July 14, 2007. Where: Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901944 Jack in the box.... I’m going to miss you...from the crazy pink mohawked chick with green nailpolish. When: Sunday, July 15, 2007. Where: the GH. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901943

Dear SBNL,

i Spy...

Bringing her to orgasm is the ultimate destination — how you get

there doesn’t matter. Continue to bone up on your oral skills, and, if she’s still looking for girth, reach for a dildo — then you can provide her with whatever size she’s after.

Downsizing,

MM

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Curly hair at RiRa’s I “spied” you at RiRa’s on Saturday the 14th, around midnight...I was sitting at a side table having drinks with an old friend. We exchanged looks and smiles, and I was too shy to come say hi...and then you left. I hope we’re able to reconnect someday... or perhaps we’ll run into each other there again? When: Saturday, July 14, 2007. Where: RiRa’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901942 I’m gonna miss you... I’m going to miss you so much Joe, I’m already missin you. I promise I will call you, when I get out. Nobody’s ever gotten me like you, partly my mom did, but not the part that you completely get, thanks... Don’t ever lose hope. -Your bff, Izzie When: Sunday, July 15, 2007. Where: the GH. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901941 hug it up? I spied you in the bathroom at the same bar, twice, & made the move. It’s been more than a year, and I still believe... I am the luckiest. When: Tuesday, June 13, 2006. Where: Karaoke night. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901940 Less air is better... To Raz who helped me with my car. The tow truck driver still broke my axle, but I’m glad you brought your flat-bed knowledge. Thank you. When: Friday, July 13, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901939 JOE from Jersey - carpenter Greetings from CA. Hope you are still doing well. If you need a vacation, you always have a place out on the west coast. When: Friday, April 14, 2006. Where: Stowe Shed. You: Man. Me: Man. #901938 Sumner7 Your I Spy comments were a spirit lift in a challenging week - thank you. How can I return your generosity? When: Friday, July 13, 2007. Where: I Spy. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901936 Williston Firefighter Hello, I saw you at the Williston Simon’s, you were waiting for co-workers, I was also. You are bald, I have auburn hair, have no idea if you are single, if so, and you would be interested, maybe we could meet. When: Thursday, June 14, 2007. Where: Williston Simon’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901935 To Aaron in Montpelier I spy Aaron, my handsome nephew in Montpelier who lost his first tooth! I miss you and love you lots. Wanna be my date for an afternoon? Big wet sloppy kisses from Aunt Lia XOXO When: Friday, July 13, 2007. Where: Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901934 To the “McHottie” The next time you play with my hair, I may just have to forget that you’re not quite 21 yet...Wanna see how a real woman does it? When: Friday, July 13, 2007. Where: McD’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901933

Yellow dress at Spearhead show... You locked arms with me during Spearhead’s set on Thurs. I was surprised, speechless, and delighted. Me: long brown hair, socially inept look on my face. You: pretty, wearing an attractive yellow dress. Maybe catch another show?? You won’t take me by surprise again... When: Thursday, July 12, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901932 Waterfront Swings - Thursday 7/12/2007 Thursday evening, you were sitting on one of the last swings on the end of the boardwalk wearing a white top. I was with my dog and walked past you three or four times at least. I’ve been kicking myself ever since for not taking the chance to stop and say hello. Perhaps I could find you down there again? When: Thursday, July 12, 2007. Where: Waterfront. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901931 I spy Noo2twn I’ve seen your ad and umm...well I umm...spy me back if you are still single and I’ll join. Then you will know more... When: Monday, July 9, 2007. Where: in a vision.... You: Woman. Me: Man. #901930 K-to-the-E-to-the-L-L-Y The sheep are a’ comin’!!! Wait and see... When: Friday, July 13, 2007. Where: the GH. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901929 AD for MultiOme I saw your ad and you made me curious, I didn’t want to subscribe so I thought I would try this. Get back at me if you want. When: Friday, July 13, 2007. Where: Seven Days. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901928 someone in a boat wearing shorts When: Thursday, July 12, 2007. Where: personals. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901927 Loomis Street Wednesday Night I Spy my Aqua Blue Panasonic bicycle riding around without me. You have one navy blue saddle bag, an illuminating generator headlight, and dorky black squish grips on swoopy handlebars. Oh how I miss my bicycle. If you see it, please send it home. When: Wednesday, July 11, 2007. Where: Loomis St.. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #901926 car alarm on north champlain Mouth breather, it’s been a few weeks so fix the fucking thing already. It’s 7:30am and it’s gone off three times since 6:45. All day and night, your car is off street WTF!?!?! The stadium sound off the surrounding homes should wake your ass up a bit faster than it seems to. Ever heard of Comprehensive? Shit! Now it’s four times! When: Thursday, July 12, 2007. Where: North Champlain Street. You: Man. Me: Man. #901925 walking down Main Burlington I was on the bike, you shouted “Love your bike!” I turned and couldn’t make you out, I think I saw your group across from Nectar’s when I pulled in to get gas. When: Wednesday, July 11, 2007. Where: Main St. Burlington above Edmund’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901924 Pub Quiz Queen Team Ram-Rod beauty has stolen my heart with her blue polka dotted skirt and irresistible smile. I wanted to introduce myself but a second too late another guy sat with you and bought you a drink. Let me buy you a drink and maybe I’ll teach you a little something else about ram rods. When: Tuesday, July 10, 2007. Where: Ri Ra’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901923 nice brunch, company was better We spy with our little eyes a very sexy couple, he got the wrong omelet, she had seconds from the waffle buffet. Day was cut too short. Let’s do it again! This time no rain!! When: Sunday, July 8, 2007. Where: brunch. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901922 Attn Gentle Giant I saw your ad online, but I could not msg you since I don’t have a paid account. Liked what you had to say...want to hear more. alhinnj When: Wednesday, July 11, 2007. Where: online, Two 2 Tango. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901921

Re: Essex Hannafords parking lot What’s not to love? Indeed! If I didn’t have to rush back to work that day, I would have asked to pet your golden retriever. I don’t remember what you were wearing, but your playfulness & lightheartedness caught my attention right away! I’m glad I could brighten your day in the midst of all this rain! You sure brightened mine! When: Friday, July 6, 2007. Where: Essex Hannafords parking lot. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #901920 Loud, Annoying overgrown rats... To the people next door, you have a red and cream colored house, with 3-5 very annoying little dogs, that my patience would like to fry and eat. Could you please be courteous enough to let me sleep at night? If your dogs continue to bark in my direction, I will bark back! When: Wednesday, July 11, 2007. Where: neighbor. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901919 When you least expect it... We meet again, after quite a few years. We have mutual friends who have helped us through recent tears. Your heart is mending, the hardest part is over. There will be a happy ending. Trust in the three leaf clover. It was great to see you. Thanks for making me smile! Dirty. When: Tuesday, July 3, 2007. Where: Nectar’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901918 Good Golly Ms. Molly! While I was slinging hash I stared down your shirt to see the best set of knockers that knocked my socks off! Rumour has it that you also have a pair of hot hands that can massage & melt away any worries. You can knead(need) me anytime. Tomorrow night would be fine—your table or mine? When: Sunday, July 8, 2007. Where: Libby’s Diner. You: Woman. Me: Woman. u #901917 hey good lookin’! I’ve spotted you from across Esox on many occasions. (You: tall, curly hair, backwards Yankees cap.) Once you started growing that ‘70s stash...I almost had to change my underwear. I can’t stop thinking about you...so when you see me staring come on over. Perhaps we can put that ‘stash to good use! When: Friday, July 6, 2007. Where: as the ringleader of my circus boy. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901916 Jackson & Henry’s Mom, Wow! I spied the cutest dog walker at Starr Farm Rd. & was lucky enough to see you again at Higher Ground on 7/7/7. Jackpot—talk about lucky numbers!! At least I hope so. I know your dogs names but not yours. Would like to change that. Maybe we could walk our dogs together? When: Tuesday, July 10, 2007. Where: Starr Farm Rd. Dog Park. You: Woman. Me: Woman. u #901915 at the mall Naturally beautiful, long-haired blonde woman sitting outside of Kohl’s, you were talking to your friend, I was waiting for someone. The smile you gave me is still etched in my memory. Please contact, your face still haunts me. When: Sunday, July 8, 2007. Where: the University Mall. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901914 Caitlin Caitlin from Bed Bath and Beyond. You wouldn’t put my item in the bag for me. Great smile. Meet again? When: Tuesday, July 10, 2007. Where: Bed Bath and Beyond. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901913 To the Smoking (literally) Blond I spy with my little eyes a long and lean blond with Rod Stewart hair in front of Damsels in Montpelier. You gave me a cigarette, now I’ll give you my heart. You were wearing sexy tight leggings and a jean vest. I am a man throbbing to meet your loins...Will you be my Damsel in distress? When: Tuesday, July 3, 2007. Where: Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901912 OH SARAH LEE!!! Hey Woman—I miss your sassy boots, your sassy skirts and that so-sassy attitude. Soon, baby, soon I’ll be right in the same longitude and latitude...hah. Muah! xoxoxox. Sincerely, Your potential future roommate. p.s. xoxoxox. When: Thursday, June 14, 2007. Where: Usually strutting sassily downtown.... You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901911 Comcast Customer Service You are that HOT brunette with the ponytail and beautiful smile at the Comcast counter. I spied you at my work, luv your “full” lips, your kisses rock my world and I’m glad I do the same to you! U R amazingly sexy and have a great RACK, I’m looking forward to getting to the “promised land”... When: Sunday, June 10, 2007. Where: Essex, Jct.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901910

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st. albans great race guy Hey, we met at the great race on 7/1/07, had a very nice conversation. I looked for you later, you were gone. You were a past regular participant, I was the newly single redhead. I hope to see or hear from you—I’m looking for you, are you looking for me??? When: Sunday, July 1, 2007. Where: St. Albans Great Race. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901909 Fairfax Dam — Cute Puppy I was fishing along the rocks, you were walking a cute little golden puppy. Me, in blue shorts, white Independent shirt, camo hat. We talked for a few, I was speechless. Wanna give me another shot to put my best foot forward? When: Sunday, July 8, 2007. Where: Fairfax Dam. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901908 String Cheese and Pup You were wearing black Chacos and a nice smile at City Market, I was behind you in line. I love that you gave your dog string cheese in your Subaru, I give mine licks of my ice cream. Throw sticks together sometime? When: Tuesday, July 10, 2007. Where: City Market. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901907 Getting coffee and munchkin Handsome man behind me at Dunkin Donuts on Shelburne Road - Saturday, July 7th. I asked for one munchkin for a friend as a joke and you said you do the same, but for your dog. I asked if you were out in your canoe but you said no as you had to work. Want or need a paddling companion? When: Saturday, July 7, 2007. Where: Dunkin Donuts. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901905 To the sexy, smoking (literally) blonde I spy a long and lean blonde angel with Rod Stewart hair, in front of Damsels in Montpelier. You gave me a cig and now I want to give you my heart! You were wearing black tight leggings and and a butt that just wouldn’t quit, along with a jean vest. I heart you mucho. When: Tuesday, July 3, 2007. Where: Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901904 Small Dog Electronics S.B. You: the Small Dog employee with plugs and adorable scruffy beard. Me: an awkward customer, pleasantly surprised after stumbling across your personal ad. I would mail you, but I Spy is more interesting. Maybe you can tell me who put Jets to Brazil on the Small Dog demo iPods? When: Saturday, July 7, 2007. Where: Small Dog Electronics, South Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901903 Pie in the Sky You, the Sagittarius waitress named Robyn. Maybe if you hadn’t been so busy on July 5th, I would’ve made a move and asked you out...Care to join me for a drink? - the single Taurus When: Thursday, July 5, 2007. Where: Pie in the Sky, Stowe. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901902 Essex Hannafords week of 4th Essex Hannafords parking lot, the week of July 4th. (Maybe it was Friday evening?) You: Wearing blue, dark hair, great smile. Me: Riding on my cart, whistling (Muppet show theme song, most likely) and talking to my golden retriever. Your big smile and your comment made my day. Thanks! When: Friday, July 6, 2007. Where: Hannafords in Essex. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901901 Thanks again for the band-aid E, the band-aid helped. Your smile — and kind words — were even better. I’d like to thank you again. Coffee sometime? When: Saturday, July 7, 2007. Where: Lincoln Inn. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901898 Cat Pride @ Higher Ground You: Cool Jeep Wrangler Unlimited with Cat Pride sticker. Me: Silver PT Cruiser 2 spots away. Hope you enjoyed Cirque du So Gay. Wanna meet for coffee? When: Saturday, July 7, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901897 Hinesburg guy with black dog Our dogs got in a fight behind the church, I was so embarassed because my dog is normally so friendly. I fell, you asked if I was OK...all I could say was my butt hurt. I was tonge-tied because you were so cute and sweet with your response...single? Let’s meet for coffee. When: Saturday, July 14, 2007. Where: Hinesburg behind St. Jude’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901896

Water Balloon Bombing On July 7th, presumably college students water bombed people on the sidewalk on North Union Street. You are inconsiderate to your community. Next time be more thoughtful with your ideas of a good time. When: Saturday, July 7, 2007. Where: North Union Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901895 Relaxing at the boathouse:) Enjoyed your smile (and beauty) while relaxing in the Adirondack chair and drinking a beer in the wonderful afternoon sun on Friday 7-29 at the Boathouse. I had the furry dog and was also enjoying the sun w/ a beer in the Adirondack chair. Would definitely like to do it again!! Hope you’re free to meet up:) When: Friday, June 29, 2007. Where: The Burlington Boathouse. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901893 EMILY’s Bridge Thanks for showing me the secret notekeeping spots at Muddy’s, I had fun writing secret notes with you. You’re an awesome person, you’ve definitely made a spot for yourself in my “favorite staff list.” Thankz for being you...you’re awesome, I mean it. Peace! When: Saturday, July 7, 2007. Where: The GH and Muddy’s. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901889 I spy Ski Rack worker So this was awhile ago back on Father’s Day weekend. I stopped into the Ski Rack to get a new pair of running sneakers and we shared an affinity for both having flat arches. Would love to bump into you again sometime—maybe we can go for a run together... When: Saturday, June 16, 2007. Where: Ski Rack. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901888 Waterfront Fireworks A, I ran into you and your friend J on the 3rd waiting to leave the waterfront...I took a picture of us for Myspace but never gave you my info, only told you to find me on Myspace. Are you interested in hanging out? M When: Tuesday, July 3, 2007. Where: Burlington Fireworks by the bike path. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901887 missed opportunity at Daily Planet I spy a handsome, outdoorsy guy wearing khaki shorts and Chaco’s. You were sitting with a couple. I was wearing a lime green shirt sitting with a male friend. We made eye contact, but I was too shy to approach you. Would you like to meet for coffee or a beer? When: Friday, July 6, 2007. Where: Daily Planet. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901886 friday elliptical Friday evening elliptical closest to the door. Available for a date? When: Friday, July 6, 2007. Where: gym. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901885 shelburne citgo beauty getting gas Friday, July 6, 10:45 a.m., dark-haired beauty getting fuel with a Long Trail “Take a hike” bumper sticker on your car. I was the blonde guy with truck/trailer. We exchanged several glances and I waved to you as I drove off. I’d like to go for a beer or a hike or both with you. I was captivated by your beauty. When: Friday, July 6, 2007. Where: Shelburne Citgo. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901884 nice shoes At Stone Soup on a Friday afternoon, I said I liked your shoes. You said you liked my pants, my hair, my necklace. I had my friend go back to give you my number, but you were gone. I do not like missed opportunities and you had a great smile. When: Friday, July 6, 2007. Where: Stone Soup. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901883 mini cooper/passport video/ teacher We chatted briefly outside of Passport Video over a year ago...you had a new mini, I had the other little fun car. I keep seeing you around...I’m sure we passed each other in Williston by Shaw’s on 7/5...Am I right? Just wondering if you’re single and interested in chatting some more... When: Thursday, July 5, 2007. Where: driving in Williston by Shaw’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901882

Transplanted Rut-Vegas Girl It was very nice to meet the lovely haircutting, massage-giving, Heather”field” girl who “does it in her SOX”. Now you’ve finally been “spy’d”. Was it good for you? When: Thursday, July 5, 2007. Where: Franny’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901880 Hey, voicmail CREEP Yeah, you know who you are, you no-balls SOB. Creepy voicemail and rude reply. I blocked you, but you got a new user ID so you keep harassing me. Stop hiding behind your computer and meet me so we can discuss your lack of social skills some more. I’ll be the best looking blonde in the room... When: Wednesday, July 4, 2007. Where: Seven Days Personals. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901879 cute blonde in glasses I saw you Dorset Street. U gave me a ride. Every time I see you the world stops and all I can feel is the beating of my heart. It’s love or just a crush? We have hung out. We’ve been through a lot together in a short time. Wish your heart would change and maybe try again. Your friend and romeo. When: Monday, July 2, 2007. Where: South Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901877 sunglass hut/Umall To the cutest blond sunglass guru, I was acting a bit goofy (sorry). I hope I didn’t annoy you too much. Anyways, have a great rest of your summer. ;-) When: Saturday, June 30, 2007. Where: sunglass hut/ umall. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901876 sunglass hut You were very cute, I was being a fool. I hope I didn’t annoy you too much. Anyways, have a great rest of your summer lol ;) When: Saturday, June 30, 2007. Where: U/mall. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901875 Green 67 Dodge You are a great looking guy...just like the truck that you drive! You said that it was an unexpected find and so were you. It was great to cross paths with you after a long, hard day. Your relaxed nature made my evening! When: Monday, July 2, 2007. Where: Costco parking lot. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901874 The Tarot Cards were right! That’s right, I spyed YOU Romeo! “Me and Jenny we was like peas and carrots!” Seriously though, you came into my life and it seems as if I see things in more vibrant colors. The time spent with you is never a dull moment, and I enjoy every one of them! Take me away off into the sunset! *Your Juliet When: Monday, July 2, 2007. Where: everywhere. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901871 Marchstorm You’re a rarity on Two 2 Tango. Wanted to say your “stand-out energy” has been spotted just by virtue of the non-egocentric writing. Ten words before you even say, “me.” Refreshing. Thanks. No need to respond. I’m just observing all this. Enjoy you! When: Saturday, June 30, 2007. Where: Two 2 Tango. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901868 Triathletes are trustworthy Whoever returned my wallet at Shelburne Triathalon—you’re an angel! I had big money in there and when I lost it, I thought, “If I ever get it back - there IS something to the goodness I’m believing in!” May the favor be returned to you — TEN FOLD - should you ever need it! Well-being is yours. God Bless. When: Saturday, June 30, 2007. Where: Shelburne Triathalon. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901867 Striking blonde at Planet Fitness PF, Sunday afternoon 7/1 - What, no stretching after your workout? I was hoping to ask you about Fork and Cork. Me: grey top and green shorts. You: strikingly attractive and very poised in a way that’s rare around here. Never wanted to try an I Spy before, but I’d love to talk. You know where to find me... When: Sunday, July 1, 2007. Where: Planet Fitness. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901866

Bingo! Roommates come and go but true love should always grow. If after 5 years you don’t know then maybe it’s to go. Any man would n should be proud to know ur his. Cause playing with ur heart is not where it is. Ur a beauty this is so. Maybe it is time to go. Let’s go out this date is free. When: Saturday, June 30, 2007. Where: Bingo. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901863

Radio Bean, Sat. 6/23 You sat down at my table outside and we shared some nice conversation when my friend came around. You shared your hummus plate with us when you took off. As I had mentioned, I just moved to the area and would love to make some more friends. I’d love to chat some more some time. When: Saturday, June 23, 2007. Where: Radio Bean. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901833

Tall, black-haired boy ...walking down N. Union St. on Saturday night. It was about 11. You were wearing all black. I was the blonde girl, also wearing all black. You stared at me all the way down the street. I have never felt inclined to write an I-Spy, but you were amazing looking... When: Sunday, July 1, 2007. Where: N. Union St.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901862

Perfect blonde girl in Essex You were in a silver or gray car at the stoplight by McDonald’s Wednesday evening. I was driving a red SUV with black trim. When our eyes met I felt a strong vibe. I don’t believe in coincidences. May I stare into your beautiful eyes again sometime? When: Wednesday, June 20, 2007. Where: Essex at stoplight. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901831

Home Depot Saturday, June 30th Very attractive blonde girl wearing a blue sweatshirt and black flip flops. I got in line behind you pushing a large box wearing a green shirt. I should have said hello in line but hopefully this will work. If you are single and would rather be doing something else on an upcoming Saturday night — I definitely would — please let me know. When: Saturday, June 30, 2007. Where: Home Depot. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901861

beautiful blonde at Waggy’s U R the hottest store clerk in the area. No doubt U R taken, but had to say it anyway. When: Friday, June 22, 2007. Where: Waggy’s store on North Avenue. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901824

Miss. Christine.... “You know how sometimes the last sentence you said, like, echoes in your brain? And it just keeps sounding stupider? And you have to say something else just to make it stop?” Now, you’ve been spied! Love ya! Izzie When: Friday, June 29, 2007. Where: In the car to the softball game. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901857 Dogatraz I heard about this mythical place last year as you chatted with my sister and I. Sounds less like a prison and more like paradise. Thought I would see you around. Where are you? When: Tuesday, June 13, 2006. Where: Mall. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901852 Leftover Crack I spy a beautiful traveling boy with a bike and blue eyes. I’m glad you came back to Burlington, even if it’s only for a few days. You make my day brighter every time I see you. When: Friday, June 29, 2007. Where: All around Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901851 I SPY A GREEN PHONE Lost a Green Chocolate phone last night somewhere on Church Street. It has a picture of a very cute boy as the wallpaper. If you find it please respond! You won’t regret it! When: Thursday, June 28, 2007. Where: Church Street. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901850 Beautiful woman in middlebury LRW, I am so in love with you,you make all my dreams come true. The way you smile, the way you look at me,the way you touch me, and noone will ever change the way I feel about you...I don’t want anyone else, you are the love of my life... I love you with all my heart and soul. Love, Padro. When: Wednesday, June 27, 2007. Where: Middlebury. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901845 rescue me Saw you workin the ED, I’m lookin for some head to my potato. I might have been drunk but I remember you, with your scrubs and blonde hair. I saw down that V-neck, you should be more guarded about that, nice tatas! I might get hammered next weekend just to see you again. When: Sunday, June 24, 2007. Where: ED. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901844 I’m curious, you’re George Saw you at City Market you sexy monkey. How could you have missed my big yellow hat? You cut the best pastrami. I’d like to taste your salami. You: hat, tall, behind counter looking hot. Me: plain Jane, but looks can be deceiving. When: Wednesday, June 27, 2007. Where: City Market. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901843 Mcdonald’s Light Essex 6/20/07 Man in the Red SUV...do you remember what kind of vehicle it was? And are you sure it was gray and not green? And do you recall the time that evening? Thanks. When: Wednesday, June 20, 2007. Where: Mcdonald’s light Essex. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901835

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ACTING FOR FILM: Every Wednesday, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $150. Waterbury Best Western Conference Center. Info, 223-3299 or email tao@pshift.com. Join acclaimed LA-based film acting coach Richard Waterhouse for a professional and insightful weekly FILM acting classes for the advanced actor. (Beginner class in Burlington TBA; please contact for more info).

ALLIGATOR SUMMER THEATER CAMP: July 23-27; July 30-Aug. 3, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. $125/1 session; $225/both sessions. Moretown Elementary School. Info, 802-4344977 or email thommca@comcast. net. Theater games, skits, acting skills and an informal performance Friday afternoon. Taught by Thom McAllister & Deb Fadden, teachers with combined 35 years experience.

business GETTING SERIOUS: August 4, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Mercy Connections, Inc. $105. Info, 802-846-7338 or visit www.mercyconnections.org. This day-long workshop explores business ownership as a career step. Discover if business ownership is right for you, examine your ideas and create an action plan. LEAGUE OF VT WRITERS SUMMER CONFERENCE: August 10 & 11, 3-10 p.m. Friday, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. Saturday. $225. Champlain College. Info, 802-496-7226 or visit www.leaguevtwriters.org or email nnobrien@madriver.com. Writers conference focusing on professional development. Keynote speaker mystery author Archer Mayor. Workshops include fiction, nonfiction, children’s, journalism, electronic media, contracts. Fee includes overnight accommodations. Meals on campus or downtown. START UP: August 30 - December 13, Thursdays, 5:30-9 p.m. and every other Sunday 12-6 p.m. $1250 with grants and scholarships available. Mercy Connections. Info, 802-846-7338 or visit http:// www.mercyconnections.org. This 15-week comprehensive business skills training course will assist you in moving from business idea to the completion of a high quality business plan.

STORMBOARDING WATERSPORTS CAMP: Monday-Friday from 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., pick-up and drop off at Perkin’s Pier, Burlington. For more info including session dates or to register call 802-951-2586 or check out www.stormboarding.com. This is an exciting and educational camp for kids who love the water, ages 10-15. We swim, kayak, windsurf, explore shipwrecks with an ROV (underwater camera), explore islands and waterfalls, learn navigation, lake history and ecology.

clay CLAY CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Salt Fired Pottery, Instructor: Loretta Languet, Wednesdays, 6:30–9:30 p.m., four weeks, August 1–22. Members $90, nonmembers $100, materials & firing $50; Handbuilding with Extruders, Instructor: Sue Brownell, Saturday, August 25, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Members $90, nonmembers $100, materials and firing included. New early payment discount! See website for details. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. VISITING ARTIST CLAY WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org. Skin Deep, Instructor: Mark Skudlarek, Saturday, July 21, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $115 members, $125 non - members; Folk Pottery, Instructor: Todd Piker, Saturday, Sept. 15, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $115 members, $125 non-

ELEMENTS OF WINE: July 26, 56:30 p.m. $25 per person, plus tax. New England Culinary Institute, Wine Education Series at the Inn at Essex. Info, 802-764-1413, space is limited, make your reservation today. Educate your palate with the most common components of wine: acid, alcohol, tannin, sugar and oak. Learn about the interplay of these essential wine elements and gain a greater appreciation of any wine that you taste, and an insight of how climate and winemaking influence the wine in a bottle. Features a discussion of the theme accompanied by a tasting of five wines. SUPERLATIVE WhiteS August 2, 5-6:30 p.m. $25 per person, plus tax. Summer Wine Education Series at the Inn at Essex. Info, 802-7641413, space is limited, make your reservation today. Compare and contrast four superlative white wine grapes in a fun and informative tasting activity with focus on Sauvignon Blanc, Chardonnay, Riesling and Gewürztraminer. Discuss stylistic differences in the grapes, typical varietal characteristics and common areas of production. Features a discussion of the theme accompanied by a tasting of five wines.

dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:307 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! BELLY DANCE WITH MYSTIQUE! Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m. Shelburne Athletic Club. $15/class or $45 for any four classes, or $90 for 9 consecutive classes. Info, 802989-1047 or email mystique@mystiquebellydance.net. Every BODY can dance! Mastering the ancient art form of Belly Dance will increase strength, flexibility, stamina, selfawareness, and confidence. Guaranteed. Start anytime and be ready to move! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, preregistration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date.

Monthly membership, $40 or $65, $12 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! FLYNN’S ONE-DAY FELDENKRAIS WORKSHOP: Saturday, August 4, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. in the Flynn’s Chase Dance Studio; $35. Info, 802-652-4548, ext. 4; flynnarts@ flynncenter.org; or www.flynncenter.org/education_pages/flynnarts. shtml. Break bad movement habits in the Flynn’s one-day Feldenkrais Workshop! An approach to restoring ease of movement, the Feldenkrais method promotes the ability to move with dexterity, power, and grace by releasing unconscious movement habits that are painful or forceful. By working with patterns of movement, participants may expand understanding of the body, develop new ways of functioning, reduce or eliminate pain, and enhance flexibility and creativity. Dancers, actors, and people of any age or physical condition can discover renewed well-being in this workshop, led by Darragh Lambert. GOTTA DANCE! AT THE FLYNN CENTER! Dancers ages 13 to 18 redefine the limits of possibility in Gotta Dance! at the Flynn Center! Campers channel their individuality into art that moves, while exploring ballet, jazz, modern, hip-hop, African dance, and their own artistic vision with instructor Lida Winfield and the FlynnArts dance faculty. Open to dancers of all abilities. Monday-Friday, July 23-27; 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.; Flynn Chase Dance Studio. $295; younger dancers welcome by permission. Information: 802-652-4548, ext. 4; flynnarts@ flynncenter.org; or www.flynncen ter.org/education_pages/flynnarts. shtml. SHELBURNE BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS: Tuesday evenings, 7 p.m. and 8 p.m. classes. $50 per person. Shelburne Town Hall, 5420 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Info, email Kevin@FirstStepDance.com, call 802-598-6757 or visit www. FirstStepDance.com. SWING DANCE LESSONS: TUESDAYS, July 31 - September 4: Swing 1 / Lindy Hop Basics, 6:307:30 p.m. No dance experience required. WEDNESDAYS, August 1 - September 12: Swing 2B / Lindy Hop Charleston, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Must have mastered Swing 1 – or by permission. WEDNESDAYS, August 1 - September 5: Intermediate Balboa 7:45-8:45 p.m. Must have completed Balboa, Fundamentals – or by permission. Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-weeks, $40 for students/seniors. Info: 860-7501 or www.lindyvermont.com. No partner needed! Taught by Shirley McAdam & Chris Nickl. (Please bring clean, non-marking shoes and arrive 10 minutes early to the first class.)

ZUMBA DANCE AEROBICS!: Tuesdays, 5:30 p.m., Saturdays, 9:15 a.m. $7 per class or $65 for 12 classes. Fitness Options in South Burlington. Info, 802-734-3479 or email zumbagen@gmail.com. Zumba combines high-energy music with dance aerobic moves to create a fast-paced, fun workout. Each class is a fusion of Latin and international rhythms, combined with routines that tone and sculpt the entire body!

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Community Design/ Build, July 29 - August 10. $1400. Participate in the design and building of an expressive full-scale architectural structure to benefit a community-based organization. Earth Structures, August 5-10. $750. This course presents a broad overview of alternative, integrated, ecological building systems utilizing natural, renewable resources. Architectural Modelmaking, August 10-12. $300. Three-dimensional modelmaking is one of the best ways to convey design ideas in addition to being a rewarding hobby. Architecture as Re:Use, August 1218. $900. This course will explore temporary installation artworks as a way of studying space-making and re-use of materials. Fun with Architecture, August 13-17. $400. In this camp for kids in grades 4-6, participants will draw plans, make models, explore local architecture, build simple structures, and much more. Home Design/Build, August 19-31. $1680. Learn the fundamental skills to design and build your own dream home, or explore architecture and building as a career path. For more info, call 802496-5545, or visit www.yestermor row.org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive, and hands-on. Celebrating our 27th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Beginning classes are held in the Taiko Space at 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Kids (Beginners—Tsunami Song), Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $40. Adult (Beginners— Hiryu Middle), Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. $45. 5-week session begins 6/19. Adult Classes (Advanced Beginners), Mondays, 5:30-6:50, 5-week session begins 6/18. $45. Gift certificates are available! Info, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or call 802-658-0658. HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Wednesdays at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Beginners Conga Class, 5:30-

6:50 p.m. Beginners Djembe Class, 7-8:50 p.m. 3-week session runs 7/18, 7/25. $30/session, includes free drum rental for the session. Walk-in price: $12. Info, 802-6580658, email classes@burlington taiko.org or visit www.burlington taiko.org. Walk-ins welcome! Gift certificates available! RICHMOND TAIKO CLASSES: Kids and Parents (Beginners—Hiryu), Thursdays, 6-6:50, 5-week session begins 6/21. $80/pair. Adult Classes (Beginners—Hiryu), Thursdays, 7-7:50, 5-week session begins 6/21. $50. In the Community Meeting Room at the Richmond Free Library. Paid pre-registration is required, and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Info, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or call 802-434-2624 for Richmond class information.

energy FUNDAMENTALS OF BRENNAN HEALING SCIENCE: September 7, 8, 9. Friday evening through Sunday afternoon. $380 all inclusive: workshop, vegetarian, lodging & meals ($25 discount if registered by Aug. 15). Sky Meadow Retreat, Greensboro Bend, VT. Info, contact Johannes Otter, 223-3870 or johannesotter@comcast.net. An enlightening system of energy work that combines hands-on healing techniques with spiritual and psychological processes. The workshop is designed to give you a thorough and experiential introduction to the transformative work of Brennan Healing Science. The format will include lectures, healing demonstrations, guided exercises and meditations, hands-on healing techniques, practice healings and self-healing exercises.

fine arts FINE ART CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Drawing the Vermont Landscape, Instructor: Jolene Garanzha, Saturday & Sunday, August 4–5, 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. Acrylic, Mixed Media and Critique, Instructor: Mark Awodey, Monday – Friday, August 6–10, 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Design and Expression in Pastel, Instructor Robert K. Carsten, P.S.A., Saturday & Sunday, August 18-19, 9:30 a.m. – 4 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

herbs HOME GROWN HEALTH: 1 Saturday per month, September 2007 - May 2008. 9:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. $120/month. Weed Farm & Blue Meadow Farm, Lincoln, VT. Info, contact Susan, 802-453-7395, weedfarm@gmavt.net. Learn how

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ORIENTAL HERBAL MEDICINE PROGRAM: Begins September 2007. 150-hour program. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 802-288-8160 or visit www.elementsofhealing.net. Open House Wednesday, July 25 at 7 p.m. and Saturday, July 28 at 10:30 a.m., please call to attend 802-288-8160. This class will meet one weekend a month and will give students a strong foundation in the use of Chinese and Japanese herbs to treat numerous disharmonies. Students will learn the fundamentals of Oriental theory and diagnosis incorporating yin yang, 5 element, 8 principle, and Oriental internal medicine theory. An in-depth study of abdominal, tongue and pulse diagnosis will make this course an extremely practical introduction to the art and science of Oriental herbal therapy. There will also be a hands-on approach to working with loose herbs and combining them into classical formulas. This class is appropriate for all body-workers and health-care providers, as well as those seeking to begin studies in alternative therapies. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify.

GO PREHISTORIC!: Travel back in time with FlynnArts’ Dino-dramas camp at ECHO and the Flynn Center! Campers ages 8 to 10 unravel the mysteries of the dinosaurs and dig for their very own fossils. They then bring the Jurassic world to life at the Flynn as through an original play based on the magnificent creatures they’ve unearthed, to be shared with family and friends at the week’s end. Monday-Friday, July 30 - August 3; 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.; led by Danielle Sertz. $295. Information: 802-652-4548, ext. 4; flynnarts@ flynncenter.org; or www.flynnce nter.org/education_pages/flynn arts.shtml.

WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: NEW! Wisdom Weekend Workshops 2007. Come to one, two or all workshops! Saturdays and Sundays, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Identifying Wild Edibles and Medicinals, July 21-22. Herb Home Remedy Marathon, August 18-19. Each weekend includes herb walks and nature hikes, plant identification, edible and medicinal uses of plants, hands-on activity. You will receive a hand lens and handouts. Snack and tea available. Tuition is $165 for your first weekend; $150 for each weekend after the first. Pre-registration required. Non-refundable deposit of $20 holds your place. Grants are available to qualifying applicants, please call us for information. We accept Mastercard and VISA. For more information, contact Annie McCleary, Director, 802-453-6764, email anniemc@gmavt.net, or visit: www.WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool. com. Lincoln, Vermont.

jewelry ONE-DAY SILVER EARRINGS WORKSHOP: Silver Earrings, Instructor: Pilar Netzel, Saturday, July 21, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m., Members $45, nonmembers $55, materials $35. Create unique and beautiful sterling silver earrings while learning basic jewelry skills. Students will learn to saw, drill, pierce, file, form, sand and polish sterling silver sheet metal and wire. The focus of this class will be to design, cut, shape, and texture pierced and solid silver shapes that will be layered together to create depth and musical movement.

kids CRITTERS! SUMMER ART CAMPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Weeklong camps from June 25 - August 17. Full-day and half-day (for ages 5-7) programs. Ages 5 through teen. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. Painting, Theatre, Mosaic, Clay on the Wheel and Handbuilding, Metal Arts, Bookmaking, Digital Photography and Photoshop Elements, and much more!

GOTTA DANCE! AT THE FLYNN CENTER! Dancers ages 13 to 18 redefine the limits of possibility in Gotta Dance! at the Flynn Center! Campers channel their individuality into art that moves, while exploring ballet, jazz, modern, hip-hop, African dance, and their own artistic vision with instructor Lida Winfield and the FlynnArts dance faculty. Open to dancers of all abilities. Monday-Friday, July 23-27; 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.; Flynn Chase Dance Studio. $295; younger dancers welcome by permission. Information: 802-652-4548, ext. 4; flynnarts@ flynncenter.org; or www.flynncen ter.org/education_pages/flynnarts. shtml. IMAGINE THAT! This Flynn Arts Drama Camp sends kids aged 6-7 on outrageous adventures, as far as their imaginations will take them! Imagine being recruited to replace a lost pirate crew, or performing in a circus for the saddest town on the planet, or lifted into the sky in a giant bubble! The sky is NOT this limit. Kids will go all the way to outer space as they play with fun elements of theater. July 30 - August 3, 8:30 a.m. - 12 p.m. (Afternoon camp pairings with Burlington City Arts are available. We will supervise lunch and walk campers over to the Firehouse.) Information: 802-652-4548, ext. 4; flynnarts@flynncenter.org; or www.flynncenter.org/education_ pages/flynnarts.shtml.

kitesurfing/ windsurfing KITESURFING AND WINDSURFING: Summer-Fall weekdays and weekends. Lessons by apt. Lake Champlain. Kitesurfing starts at $95, windsurfing at $60, see website for full package rates. Info, 802-951-2586, email rachael@ stormboarding.com or visit http:// www.stormboarding.com. Get in on adrenaline wind sports on Lake Champlain. Certified, insured, professional and fun instruction. All sailing/riding equipment provided. Private and group instruction available and once you are hooked, you get a discount on excellent equipment for both sports.

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martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on August 7, 5:30-6:30 and 6:35-8 p.m., Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Wednesdays and Thursdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Saturdays, 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. Zazen (seated Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch Aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: For an appointment to view a class, Saturday, 11 a.m., Wednesday, 7 p.m., call 802-864-7902 or visit www. iptaichi.org. 100 Church Street, Burlington. The snake style is the original martial version of Yang Tai Chi and was taught only to family and disciples for five generations. The snake style develops flexibility of the spine, hips and rib cartilage, and stretches and strengthens the internal muscles of the hips, abdomen, thoracic ribs and deep layers of the back. The snake style uses core muscles to move from posture to posture in a rhythmic and seamless pattern, generating powerful jin energy for martial skill and power. The snake style uses suppleness and subtlety to overcome brute force. Robust health, deep relaxation, emotional harmony, touch sensitivity and intuitive power are the rewards of studying this masterful martial art. The snake style is taught by Bao Tak Fai (Bob Boyd), Disciple of the late Grandmaster Ip Tai Tak and sixth-generation lineage teacher of the Yang style. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Suite 35, Williston. First class free. Info, 660-4072, visit www.bjjusa.com or email Julio@ bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian JiuJitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and

self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

massage CLINICAL MASSAGE THERAPIST CERTIFICATION: Starts September 10. Info or to register, 802524-9005 or visit http://www. northwestacademy.biz. Your new career in 10 months at BodySoul Spa & School offering a comprehensive program in clinical massage & bodywork. A dynamic program including various massage therapies, hot stone massage, pathology & anatomy & physiology. Business marketing, communications & ethics. 600 hours education. Register today! Only three openings left! ORIENTAL BODYWORK PROGRAM: Begins September 2007. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 802-288-8160 or visit www.elementsofhealing.net. Open House Wednesday, July 25 at 7 p.m. and Saturday, July 28 at 10:30 a.m. Please call to attend 802-288-8160. The 500-hour Oriental Bodywork provides students with a solid foundation in Traditional Oriental Medicine theory, and two forms of Oriental massage; Amma massage and Shiatsu massage. The course will involve a detailed study of Oriental medicine theory, including the body’s meridian system and acupressure points, Yin Yang Theory, 5-Element Theory, 8 Principles of diagnosis, internal and external causes of disease will also be studied, as well as Oriental pattern differentiation. Additionally, diagnostic methods of finding disharmony (pulse, abdominal and tongue diagnosis) will be explored giving students the tools necessary to treat a wide range of disorders and imbalances. This allows students to create not just a relaxing massage experience but also a health treatment plan that can be implemented during their massage sessions. A Western science class, Anatomy and Physiology, personal and professional ethics and business development has been incorporated into the bodywork program as well. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify. SWEDISH MASSAGE PRACTITIONER TRAINING PROGRAM: Now enrolling for the fall. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, September 11, 2007 - June 5, 2008 Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Info. Call 658-7715, www.touchstoneheal ingarts.com Touchstone Healing Arts offers a 650-contact-hour program in Therapeutic Massage. This course provides students with a solid foundation in therapeutic massage, anatomy and physiology, clinical practice, personal and professional development, and communication skills. Open House Friday, August 3, 3-6 p.m. 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Come and visit our healing space and learn about our 650-hour Swedish Massage Training Program. Staff will be available to answer your questions. Refreshments will be served.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Mondays through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http:// www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.

Burlington and at the University of Vermont. PILATES SPACE, A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, lightfilled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good, and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer info sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-8639900 or visit www.pilatesspace. net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

men SPIRITUAL DOWSING: August 4, 5, 11, 12, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. $120. 78 Creek Lane, Richmond, VT. Info, call Chris @ 802-434-4830. Learn to use an inner resource for holistic problem-solving in this experiential, hands-on workshop. Led by Chris Sloane, teacher, counselor and expert dowser.

pottery POTTERY ALL DISCIPLINES: Info, 802-253-1956 or email potteryschool@gmail.com. Schoolhouse Pottery super courses all summer long. All skill levels, kids and adults. You simply cannot have more fun than this! Handbuild, Wheel, Tiles & so much more. Come play with clay!

nature WILDERNESS LIVING SKILLS: Primitive Bow Building, July 21-24, August 5, Natural Dyes. August 8-9, Primitive Fishing. August 11-12, Primitive Vessels. August 18-19, Arrow Making. August 2526, Basics of Primitive Survival. Contact Brad for details or check website. New or experienced students welcome! Info, contact Brad 203-770-5445, www.rootsvt com.

pets DOG AGILITY & OBEDIENCE CLASSES: Starting in July, Wednesdays, $99. The Crate Escape, too. Info, 802-865-3647 or visit www. crateescapevt.com or email crateescapetoo@gmavt.net. Beginning Dog Agility classes and Companion Dog I Obedience classes starting in July. Have fun playing and learning with your dog! Call for more information re: dates and time.

pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Tone, stretch, strengthen, energize! Discover the power of the Pilates method of body conditioning and create a whole new body. Absolute Pilates offers equipment-based private sessions (free 1/2 hour intros available) and group mat classes in an attractive, welcoming locale within the Espire personal training studio. 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info, please call Lynne at 802-310-2614, or email lynnemartens@ msn.com, or visit www.Espirefitness.com and click on Absolute Pilates. Lynne was certified by the Pilates Studio, NYC, in March 2000 by Pilates elder Romana Kryzanowska and master teacher Bob Liekens. Lynne also teaches in

psychic SILVA ULTRA MIND PSYCHIC DEVELOPMENT SEMINAR: September 8-9, 8:45 a.m. - 6 p.m. Please call for special discounted price for Seven Days Readers. Courtyard Burlington. Info, 646-218-1285, visit www.empoweringtransitions. com, or email emptransitions@aol. com. You are Psychic! Develop your psychic ability to improve your life and help others in a relaxing, fun weekend through a series of guided meditations and remote viewing exercises!

reiki REIKI CLINICS: Join Sukhada Repass, certified Reiki Master Teacher, for a Reiki Clinic on the second Saturday of each month, August 11. There is a minimum donation of $10 per person. And a Reiki Level I Class Thursday, July 19, 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Info, email rayo flight108@gmail.com or 802-7304440. Visit www.rayoflight108. com. Please contact me if you need directions. Try Reiki for relaxation, stress reduction, increased health, vitality & pain reduction. Experience the benefits of Reiki with any ailment i.e., Diabetes, back pain, sciatica, thyroid. Date to add to your calendar: Saturday, August 11, 3-6 p.m. Please contact me to reserve a space in the class. Blossoming Lotus Yoga Studio, 36 School Street, Johnson. Sukhada teaches Reiki classes, all levels, on a regular basis.

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sailing COMMUNITY SAILING CENTER: Learn to sail! Classes for adults, youth and families, beginning and intermediate courses and full day camps. Info, visit www.communitysailingcenter.org or call 802-864-2499. Sailboat, kayak and canoe rentals. Other sailing opportunities include Friday night 420 race series, adaptive water sports program, high school sailing team, and overnight sailing expeditions. Community Sailing Center’s mission is to provide public access to educational and recreational opportunities through sailing, paddling and other lake-oriented programs.

spirituality INTERMEDIATE DREAMWORK: August 8, 15, 22, 29, 7-9 p.m. 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. $50. Info, call Sue, 802-244-7909. Continue to explore your psychic depths in this follow-up workshop that provides more techniques and exposure to Jungian methods. Pre-requisite: Introduction to Dreamwork, or prior experience working with dreams. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

wood WOOD WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Four-Day Woodturning Intensive: Turning the Wooden Bowl, Instructor: Ralph Tursini, Thursday - Sunday, July 26-29. Exquisite Surfaces and Details, Instructor: Garrett Hack, Monday–Friday, Aug. 20–24, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m.; Solid Wood Construction, Instructor: Garrett Hack, Saturday–Wednesday, Sept. 15–19, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

yoga A RETREAT FOR WOMEN, BODIES KNEADED: Sunday, July 29, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. $60. Old Pump Rd. Jericho. Info, 802-324-7074 or email lisalimoge@aol.com, homeyogapampering.com. Kripalu method yoga, massage, catered lunch, swimming. Local, affordable and really wonderful. Appropriate for people with some yoga experience or adventurous beginners. Please pre-register BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or

ayurvedic consultations available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $14 drop-in, $110 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage. Christine is also a certified Ayurvedic consultant. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily classes offered 6:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St. $12/ hour, $14 for 90 minutes, $160 for unlimited monthly membership, $75 for a private lesson. Info, 658-9642 (YOGA) or piper@burlingtonyoga.com. Classes: Anusara Inspired, Beginner, Flow, Slow Flow, Iyengar style, Kripalu, Kundalini, Men’s, Prenatal and Restorative Yoga. “The yogi whose mind is ever under his control, always striving to unite with the Self, attains the peace of Nirvana - the Supreme Peace that rests in me.” Bhagavad Gita VI ‘15 Krishna to Arjuna.

For Sale 269,900 Downtown Victorian Burlington 3BR, 2BA, 1700 sq. ft. w/ lots of character. Large open floor plan. Wood floors, stained glass and original woodwork. 169 Maple. 865-0172. 3 Bd/2Ba Burlington Flat $225,000 Large Lafountain St. Flat. Beautifully remodelled with cork floors, radiant cultured stone, new maple cabinets and lighting. Open floor plan. Big yard and patio. Energy efficient construction. Close to downtown. Call Jake 802-598-1250. 3-Level TownHouse 4 Sale 2+BR, 1 1/2BA, 3-level townhouse on the golf course in West Bolton. NEW family room, large living room with gas fireplace, formal dining room and new appliances in the kitchen. Call me at 858-9911 to view.

Like New 1 Bed 1 Bath 125K Large Riverwatch top floor Burlington condo in amazing condition, clean, bright and ready for immediate occupancy with large open floor plan and a beautiful green complex to walk pets! This condo is 675 sq ft and includes a huge separate laundry and storage room so you can have a sideby-side full-size washer and dryer and still have a place for skis, a bike, etc. Freshly painted in excellent move-in condition with bright, open and airy living room, kitchen and dinette area. Nicely separated large bedroom (no slanted roofs or skylights here) with very large closets. Energy efficient, two reserved exterior parking spaces, secured entry, sprinkler system, elevator, cable & satellite available, community pool, hard to find green space and pet-friendly condo regulations. Includes stove, fridge, disposal, & 2 new Energy Star efficient window A/C units and all window shades. Only 4 condos on the top floor and this is an end unit with no neighbor on one side. Approx room sizes: living 14 X 14, kitchen/dining 13 X 16.5, bedroom 12 X 11 and laundry room 8 X 9. Condo monthly fee is $200 and includes trash removal, maintenance, pool maintenance, snow removal, etc. Water/sewer runs $30 a month, heat and hot water $35 a month. Electricity is $18-$35 on average depending on if A/C units are running and how long. Property tax is $2020. All reasonable offers considered. Appraised in 4/07 for 135K. Rebate at closing toward washer/ dryer a possibility. For sale by owners: Roger and Bill 802-985-1073 or inquire anytime on Roger’s cell, 802-377-9473.

Two Bedroom Townhouse Essex Jct. Quiet Village/Family neighborhood. Completely updated duplex being converted into condo and offered for sale. $180,000. Call 802-865-2010. to Buyer WINOOSKI-$5000 2BR, 1BA, 1150 sq. ft. total renovation...a must see. On corner oversized lot, xl garage, zoned multi-family, best neighborhood. TOP TO BOTTOM like new, total update. Contact Sam (802)363-2177. $257,000 -- $5000 to buyer!

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1 Bedroom In Burlington Avail. now. $800/mo. + utils. Burlington 2-br, 1 1/2-baths. spacious, sunny, HDWD, W/ PM 1x1-burltelecom052307_classy.ind1 5/21/07 1 tile,4:08:07 New carpet. Just redone. NS. Bright. Downtown location. D. DW, wonderful yard. Great No. Ave. location. Will consider short802-999-5282. er lease. $1200/mo. 434-5757. 1 Bedroom Winooski DOG OK Pearl/Lafayette. 1BR. Avail 9/1, $790/mo. Hook- Burlington ups, parking, dog OK w/ref. Clos- Avail. Now. Lg. 1-br apt. $975/ ets and storage. New Rinnai gas mo. 1 studio apt. $675/mo. Both include gas heat. No pets. Ref. heater. Recessed lighting. Quiet st. on bus line. Walk to down- Call Jackie 802-862-7372. Burlington South end, studio town and Winooski walking trails. and 1-br. Clean, quiet. Avail. 8/1. Large bathroom. VERY nice. 922-8518. 802-862-9736.

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Street, Burlington. Info, 864-9642, from your web-enabled cell phone! AVAIL. 8/1 - 3-br condo, central evolutionvt.com. Evolution offers a location, Pearl St., Essex Juncfull baby/children’s yoga program Burl: Creative financing tion. W/D, DW, heat included. 10 Home, Country Views Modern from 2 months to 9 years, as well Burlington 2-3 BR1 house close 2x1-cbhb050907-classy.indd 5/7/07 3:35:00 PMmin. from Burlington. Pets neg. 2485 sq ft, 4 bdrm, 2.5 baths, efas teen classes. Pre-registration to downtown. In-home office, $1500/mo. 802-922-5079. ficient, contemporary home w/ for fall semester begins August 13. hardwood floors, fireplace. Initial Apt/Townhouse Rent to Own open floor plan in friendly neighCall 864-9642 or register online payment gets applied toward purEssex Jct. 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, borhood minutes from downtown. www.evolutionvt.com chase price. Call 800-931-3189 for Many extras incl: Private back gas heat, W/D hookups, to be more information. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in yard w/ cedar fence, hardwood/ converted into condo and offered Burlington Cape Lovely cape tile both levels, stainless appli- for sale. $1000/mo. + . Lee @ classes, plenty of choices, open on small maintenance-free lot ances, premium cabinets, fixtures 865-2010. to all levels. Explore a variety of on Margaret St. Includes 2+bed& walk-in closets. Terrific, move-in yoga styles with experienced and At Shelburne 3,4,5-br house. rooms, 1.5 baths and lots of condition. Price reduced for quick passionate instructors in beautiful, 2-bath, garage, gas heat, quiet extras. New roof in ‘05, new sale: $414,900. Buyer brokers spacious studios on the Winooski neighborhood. Short or long washer/dryer. 802-878-8571 or welcome. Motivated sellers. Call: lease, near bus-line. HDWD, $399/ River and our downtown studio and tstone49@gmail.com Michael & Sandy: 802-862-9575 MO. per bedroom. 879-0333. boutique at 113 Church Street (top floor of the Leunig’s building). $14 BY OWNER 14 Kristen Court Bolton Valley House Spacious, $245,000, Townhouse, Tafts drop-in, ten classes/$110. Month clean Bolton Valley house on acFarms Village, large, 1880 sq.ft., cess road to share with professionpass, $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit 3-BR, 3-Baths, lots of updates, al male. Month to Month an opwww.yogavermont.com. Kids SesHDWD, granite counter tops, tion. Dogs welcome! $800/month sions begin July 9 and 25th, SixNorth great neighborhood, must see, Professionals inclusive. Dan 802-238-2545. week Intro to Ashtanga, Adaptive www.14kristencourt.com call JackieMarino.com Bright 3 bdrm -- Winooski Yoga, and more listed on website. anytime 802-879-7976. 861-6223 3 bdrm, 1.5 bath. 2nd and 3rd 200-hour Yoga Instructor Course Bay Colchester/Malletts floors of a 3-floor duplex. 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Perennials, Burlington South Union St. Sunny fruits, deck overlooking wildflow- wooded lot .45 acres, new roof, and bright 2-bdrm, HDWD, lake views, large master suite, quiet neighers. Downstairs 5-rooms, 2-BR, laundry, off-street parking, W/D borhood, near lake and parks. full bath, breakfast nook, gas $1325/mo. + utils. Call 310-4205. $379,000. 233-3650. fireplace. Upstairs spacious, open Burlington 2 levels, 2BR downplan, 1-BR, full bath. Detached, Super Private Cabot house town location, Orchard Terrace. 2-car garage, separate cottage, 9 acre homestead in woodland enclosed porch. Open House, clearing. Constructed 2002 2-br, Sunny, bright, off-street parking. Walking distance to downtown, Sun., 7/29, 1-4 pm. $279,000. Call 1-bath open floor plan. Gas heat avail. now. $1300/mo. + utils. 802-655-5587. & wood stove. W/D & DSL avail. 802-310-4205. $199,000. Dana 272-1786. Great 2BR condo for sale Al-

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Burlington Old North End, pleasant 3.5-rm apt. Deck, parking. $690/mo. + utils. Nice landlady, Kim. 658-6852. Burlington Burlington - Available August 1st. Large 1 bedroom, lower King Street. Walk to Waterfront or Church Street. $695+. Parking. Lease. No pets. 863-8200. Burlington 2-br, $995/mo. utils. included. Close to UVM, 1 car parking. Also 2-br, $825/mo. + utils. 1 car parking. Close to Battery Park. Call 863-7110. bedroom Burlington - 2 Bright, clean, central, large living room, nice carpet, gas heat. Available 8/1. $950/month. Call anytime up to 11 pm. 862-9182. Burlington - 2 Bedroom 2nd flr, W/D, parking, new gas furnace, quiet duplex close to Battery Park, 94 Park St., N/S/pets. Aug 1. $950 + elec/gas. Alan 802 864-9128.

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Burlington - Lakeview Ter 2 Bedroom, 2nd flr, W/D, parking, deck w/spectacular views of the Lake. Spacious, open, modern quiet. Aug 1. N/S/pets $1,650/mo. incl. heat. Alan 802 864-9128. Burlington - New North End Very cute recently remodeled 3BR. New kitchen w/DW and disposal. Laundry in basement. Large backyard and sun porch. Avail. 8/1; $1485/mo. Call Stan @233-5564. Burlington 2BR apartment Bright, newly renovated apt. in duplex. Fenced-in yard, deck, shared driveway. Heat, water, rubbish incl. NS/pets. $1200/mo. Contact Kerry at 862-0849.

Colchester Condo for Lease 2BR, 1 1/2 bath, garage, new appliances, washer & dryer included. No smoking and no pets. $1300/plus utilities. Lease. Brian, 802-316-6628. Colchester: Waterview Rd WATERFRONT. 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath home, .88 acres surrounded by 75 acres of private tranquility. 2 porches, walk-in closets, W/D. 8/18-6/30; $2,100/month. 802846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com Essex 2 Bedroom Large Duplex w/ nice yard, garage, parking, basement. Quiet location at end of Susie Wilson Road bordering Indian Brook. $1350/ mo. + utils & dep. 802-863-9039.

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from your web-enabled cell phone! Burlington 3 bdr 3-br apt., down town, and one block from the park. W/D, large eat in kitchen. Heat, water, garbage/snow removal included. 3 off-street parking spaces. NS/ pets $1300/mo. avail. 8/1. Call 1-802-356-1848.

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BURLINGTON 3BR Downtown N $1600/mo. spacious first floor, eat-in kitchen w/ DW and gas, big side porch, off-street parking. free wireless. Murray Street. 5 minutes from top of Church Street. Avail. 9/1, 660-9029. Burlington, Colchester Ave Avail. 9/1 or sooner, 3-bedroom, $1,090/mo. Parking. Laundry. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence. Burlington, Shelburne St Avail Now. 3-bdrm, $1250/mo. Heat & H/W incl. Parking. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco.com. Burlington: Hill Section Hillcrest Road: Exceptional Cape with 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, corner lot. Newly renovated master bath, picturesque floral gardens. No pets/students. 8/1, $2,500/ month. 802-846-9568, www.HickokandBoardman.com Burlington: Nice End Unit Valade Park: 2 bedroom, 1 bath, Townhouse, freshly painted, 2 year old appliances & flooring, W/D, deck, patio, garage, 8/1; No pets/students. $1,250/month. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com

Essex Jct. House for rent, 3-br, nice yard. $1200/mo. 233-1574. Ferrisburg Scenic country, efficiency for one person. 2-lg., unfurnished. Full bath. NS/pets, $725/mo. + dep. Includes utils. Call 877-6787.

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Sunny Burlington Studio Convenient downtown studio. Close to the waterfront and bikepath. Hardwood and several new features, $700/mo. Avail. 7/1, no pets. Call 802-999-8663.

Room for rent, South Burl Avail 9/1. 1 room in quiet 2-br condo, 3 miles from UVM, FAHC. W/D, parking, patio, storage. Lrg room w/ big closet. Rest of condo is furnished. NS/pets. $620/mo., neg. 1-yr lease. Call 802-999-5832.

Sunny Downtown Duplex Large 2-br/sm 3-br duplex. Sunny eat-in kitchen, porch. New/efficient heat and hot water. $975/mo. includes W/D, high speed internet, phone, and off-street parking. 304-1484.

Shelburne 4 Bdrm Home Private setting in Shelburne. 2 bath, W/D. $1800/mo. + security. Call 985-8634 or 399-7997. Shelburne: Bay Views! General Greene: Beach & mooring access! 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, phenomenal cathedral ceilings, walk-in closets, wrap-around deck, garage. Avl. 9/1; 12/month. $2,400/month. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com

Essex cute 2 bedroom 2BR, 5/7/07 3:35:00 eat-in kitchen, parking, W/D, PMSmugglers Notch Townhouse $925/mo + util. To view property 2BR with 2 full BA, large living see CrawfordBrook.googlepages. room overlooking Bruski River com or call Karen, 802-318-8701. with large glass door. Full kitchen with all the appliances and trackEssex J. House Avail. 9/1. Great ing lights in living room with fireneighborhood on Abnaki Ave. Adorable little 3-BR ranch w/eat- place. Propane gas, economical heat. 802-879-6709. in kitchen, 1-bath, W/D, hdwd, basement, garage, gas heat, So Burl: Great Yard Simpson beautiful bk.yd. NS-1 adult cat Ct: Bright 2BR, 1 3/4 BA ranch OK. Refs., credit check, deposit. w/renovated kitchen & newer ap$1500/mo. + utils. 1-yr. lease. pliances. Beautiful yard, great for Rent includes water, trash regardening, gas fireplace, deck. moval and lawn care. Call Jan at $1400/mo. 802-846-9568; www. 343-4631. HickokandBoardman.com. Essex J. House 3 BDRM Yard So. Burl: Condo- NEW PRICE Avail. 8/1. 3-br, 1-bath, new 3 level townhouse. 2 bedrooms, kitchen appliances, carpeted 1.5 baths, W/D, new kitchen apdining area + LR,W/D, basement, pliances, fireplace, balcony, pool. garage, gas heat, bk.yard. NS-1 Garage. NO pets. Aug 1; 1 year. adult cat OK. Refs, credit check, $1,450/month. 802-846-9568 deposit, 1-yr. lease. $1500/mo. + www.hickokandboardman.com utils. Rent includes water, trash South Burlington Queen City removal, lawn care. Call Jan at Park, charming, sweet, sunny cot343-4631. tage style house. HDWD, throughEssex Jct, All Included! Large 2-br w/ W/D, heat, water, electricity inc. 2/parking spots; on bus line. 5 large closets, some HDWD. Avail 8/1. NS/Pets. 334-1554.

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Sweet room Old North End Easy walk downtown/waterfront. Value solitude, self-reliance, congenial. Private entrances, cats, bird, piano, garden, books, w/d, parking, hi speed internet. $475/ mo. 658-3995 genv8@yahoo.com Tenants/adventurers needed 2-br, $425/mo. single apt. $600/ mo. 525 S.Willard. creative good. TV bad. Call Jeremy 802-3433864, live-in landlord & liver of dreams. Drinkthedreamjug@ gmail.com. Underhill Ctr Apartment 1br country apt., private, mountain view, HDWD, deck, and gas heat/hot water. NS. Cat ok. Refs. Deposit. $725/mo plus utils. Call 777-3007. Upper Maple studio Apt. Clean, quiet, storage, full kitchen, recent paint & carpet, parking, heat, laundry. Studio apt. w/ shared bath. $600/mo inc. Nonsmoking/ pets. References. 802-658-8056. Studio404@adelphia.net. Vergennes 2-bedroom, first floor, incls. heat & water. W/D hookup, off-street parking. No dogs. All new flooring and paint. $795/mo. + $1000 dep. Call 655-1474. Wanted: Mature prof. to share very lg. 2BR apt. 2 blocks from Church Street. Great light. HDWD, front and back porches. $600/mo. + 1-mo. dep. Includes all utils. 802-343-4130. Waterbury 6-rm, 3-br, W/D, yard, NS. $850/mo. + utils. 244-5421.

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Winooski Lg. unique, sunny, architecturally tasteful. 2-br, 1-level living. HDWD, gas fire place. Lg. new kitchen, full basement , W/D hookups, great yard. A must see! Avail. 8/1. $1000/mo. + utils. 425-2910. Winooski Sunny second-floor 2 BR, newly remodeled in pleasant residential neighborhood close to FAHC and UVM. Original hardwood throughout including floors. Driveway. NS. Some pets OK. $825/mo + utils. 434-6671

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Winooski 2-br upstairs apt. JackieMarino.com Downtown Winooski, gas heat, 861-6223 parking for 1-car. $700/mo. and $700 sec. dep. 655-1960, Monkton Farm House Large 343-9315. 1x1c-marino050907.indd 1 5/7/07 4:33:38 PM rooms, washer, dryer, dishwasher, Winooski 1-Room Studio inground pool, master bath, caHeat/hot water incl. Parking, thedral ceilings. 20 acres. 15 miles laundry in building, full bath w/ to Kennedy Drive. Barn, etc. More tube/shower. Clean, NS/pets. land in mtns. to hike, camp, etc. $665/mo. 802-233-1150. $650 802-453-3457. Winooski 2 Bedroom Heat/ Nice S. End offers a lot 9/1. Hot water Incl. Parking, laundry $500 includes heat/ water. Young in building, full bath w/ tube professional to share 2BR with shower. Clean, NS/pets. $895/mo. clean professional/ grad. Sunny, 802-233-1150. hardwood, off-street parking, Winooski, Main St Avail 9/1. 2 Bedroom. $880/mo. Heat & h/w incl. Parking. Hookups. No Dogs Neville Companies, Inc. (802)6603481 x 1021 www.nevilleco.com residence.php

Housemates Burlington Basement furnished room avail. 6/1, $440/mo. 68A S. Willard St., 1.5BA, W/D. First + dep. No pets, quiet. Call 660-7172 or 598-7423. Burlington Space for rent, Shared kitchen and dining room, own bathroom and living area, walk in closet. $700/mo. includes everything. Avail.8/1 802-860-9506. Essex Share beautiful spacious home and amazing mountain view w/3 housemates and 2 incredible dogs. $531/mo. includes utilities. Available August 1st. 802-881-2371. Essex Jct. Prof. female looking for roommate. 1-bedroom in 2-bedroom apt. Close to Lincoln Inn, W/D. $425/mo. + utils. Avail. immed. Maria, 802-881-1272.

Essex Jct. Spacious room in Robbi Handy Holmes charming country farmhouse, new paint, near IBM. Tidy individual, Hinesburg Country studio, spacious living room, kitchen. pretty, private setting w/ pond 2 Bedrooms, well WATERBURY South Burlington To share Organic gardens. NS/dogs. $425/ and view. Electric and winter ga2x1-robbiholmes030707.indd 1 3/2/07 1:22:27 PM maintained, quiet, additional 2-br, 2-bath house. Queen City mo. + 1/4 heat, incl. elec./gas rage included. Gas heat, NS/pets. storage, laundry room, no dogs, Park. Near Lake Champlain and dryer. Hi-speed Internet, parking. Cambridge Village - 3 BDR Lease, dep. $695/mo. 482-2041. $625.00/Mo. 802-496-4406 Shelburne Rd. Yard, $500/mo. + Also, medium room for $380/mo. 2nd Floor, separate entrance, Nice Farmhouse Apartment Waterbury Duplex Well main- + 1/4 heat. Avail. now. 764-5822 1/2 utils. 802-862-6081. eat-in kitchen, full bath, lots of Beautiful 3-br apt. in newly tained duplex avail. 8/1, 5 Star leave message. South Burlington 3 min. from storage, view of Mt. Mansfield, renovated farmhouse. Conveenergy rated, clean and bright. Fletcher Allen and UVM. House $900+util/deposit/lease. pets Essex Junction Prof. female nient country location w/ charm. furnished, room also if needed. Country location yet minutes from neg. Available 8/1 802-373-0893 seeking female roommate to share Parking and garden space avail. I 89. All appliances including W/ $700/mo. Rent includes all utils., or enginuityvt@comcast.net clean, sunny, and spacious 2BR + $1200/mo., efficient utils. Call cable, DSl, parking. Call Jess D. Deposit required. $1250/mo., condo. Large room w/ attached Catherine Street Duplex Burl- 318-5859. + utils. 802-244-6111. 802-324-3160. bonus room. W/D, patio, pool & ington, 2-br in Five Sisters NeighRichmond -1 and 2 bedrooms South Burlington 2 BDRM Waterbury House for Rent tennis, storage. NS/pets. Very borhood, large yard, 2 levels, Available, $650-$825, parking, 2-br, 1-bath town-house style. Large 3-br + home avail. 9/1. Oldnice setting, close to IBM and includes winter parking, water, laundry, close to 89. Please call er home w/ much charm located Indian Reservoir. $500/mo. 1/2 Includes trash/recycling, plow & trash. $1150/mo., no dogs, ref., Investment Property Managers on Park Row. Deposit Required. utils. 802-999-1913. lawn. W/D hook-up, 2-cars offlease, deposit. 660-8957. 802-658-3600. $1400/mo. + utils. 802-244-6111. street. no dogs, NS. $900/mo. + Fletcher - Room for Rent large Richmond Spacious 2BR Large utils, 1-yr lease. 802-862-8664. room for $400/mo. smaller room 2BR, LR, den, 2 bath, country for $300/mo. Beautiful ContempoVictorian on Rte 2, no dogs, 2nd rary w/ great view. 802-316-7293. floor. 2 person max. $1100 + heat, JERICHO RMMATE WANTED Female elect. 233-2563. North roommate to share 3-br. Modern Professionals Richmond Village Sm. 1-br condo. Respectful, mature, nonJackieMarino.com Eff., furnished, NS/pets. Lease, smoker preferred. Lg sunny bdrm 861-6223 parking, refs. Credit check. Leave avail. w/cable, internet access. message 802-434-3238. from your web-enabled cell phone! Colchester Porters Point Road. $475/mo + utils. Call 899-5476. Richmond Village House 4 Avail. Now: Newly 3-br PM 1x1c-marino050907.indd 1 Renovated 5/7/07 4:33:38 Live at Dismas House Lookbr. cottage, Great family neighhouse, 1-baths, basement, w/d ing for a person to live at Dismas One-Bedroom Apt. Waterbury St. Albans Town New duplex, 3borhood. Lg. kitchen, W/D hook hookups, large yard, no pets, 2x1-cbhb050907-classy.indd 1 5/7/07 3:35:00 PMHouse, 96 Buell St. Burlington, and Large, sunny, like new; electric, br, full basement, private setting. up, DW, Lg. private yard, storage $1350/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley take on some manager responsibiliheat and cable included. Deposit New appliances, garbage and snow shed, garden space, NS, Pets neg. 864-5200 ext. 229. ties. In exchange, living expenses and first month’s rent. Avail. removal. $1200/mo. Call 802-309$1600/mo. + utils. 802-434-4979. Colchester - 1 BR Country setreduced to $200/mo. Need to be immed. Lease and Refs Required. 1311 or 802-524-2372. Richmond-Lg 3 bdrm &Garage ting, private entrance and deck, 1 mature, responsible. Great for stuNS/pets. $775/mo. 802-244-8573 Avail. 8/1. Sunny, 3-br, 2 bath, Stowe 3-br furnished house at or 802-318-5537. mile from Exit 17 of I-89. Utilident. For info about Dismas: www. end of Winterbird Road. Fireplace, W/D hook up, wood floors, gas ties included except heat. Lease, dismasofvermont.org. Call Richard hot tub, pool table, W/D. Quiet stove, oil heat, large yard w/gardeposit, NO Pets $725/mo. Avail. at 658-0381 location near Stowe village. Nice den, pets neg. $1300/mo. + utils. 8/1, Call 802-893-7848. yard. NS/pets. $1500/mo. + utils. Call 893-0000. Lease, Sec. Dep. 267-322-0457.

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Looking 4 Roommate-Jericho To share 2BR/1.5BA condo. 25 mins. from Burlington. Beautiful, private, local. Young, prof. preferred, M/F. I have a big, lovable lab. $550/mo. (includes util.) Move-in flexible. Call Debbie: 8992057 ASAP!

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Professional individual/s To share country home + secluded yard. Lower level w/living area, bathroom + entrance avail. Shared kitchen/laundry. $850/mo. includes util. 6 month lease. Pets OK. Call Allie 802-849-2164. room in S. Burl. Condo Looking for someone to share Treetop condo. New kitchen, appliances, and HDWD. $600/mo. + utils for 8/1. Call Bryan at 802-272-5594. roommate wanted Newly renovated, wood floors, big screen TV, brand-new furniture, pool, close to UVM and downtown. Large room with big closet $600+ half utils. Call 338-6183. Roommate wanted Two mature “young at heart” ladies looking for a light- hearted person to share their 4BR house near Smugglers’ Notch. $600/mo. 802-644-6737. Roommate Wanted 8/1 Room is 9’ X 13’. Shared full bath, half bath downstairs. Near St. Mike’s, busline, and I-89. $550 all inclusive, monthto-month lease. 802-355-5676. ROOMMATE WANTED ASAP To share 2-br spacious clean townhouse located in Winooski. W/D in unit. $437/MO. + utils. Great central location! Interested call Elizabeth 802-922-1186. Shelburne Lg. sunny room for rent. Beautiful setting. Quiet. Professionals only. 8 min. to downtown. Call 355-3004.

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Like new! 2003 single wide, on full walkout basement. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, with 60’ x 12’ deck with awning. Central air conditioning & handicap accessible. All appliances included. 2 car detached heated garage. $147,900

St. Albans- Classic Victorian with modern touches! 4 bdrms, 2 bths, high wood cabinet ceilings, sunny kitchen w/island, huge dining area, refinished soft/ hardwood floors, skylights and deep, private backyard. Many updates incl. paint, moldings, floors, mudroom and more! Simply Gorgeous for $242,500!

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South Burlington 3 min. from Fletcher Allen and UVM. House furnished, room also if needed. $700/mo. Rent includes all utils., cable, DSl, parking. Call Jess 802-324-3160. South Starksboro To share big, beautiful country home. 30 Acres. NS/pets/children. $500/mo. includes utils. Dep. required. 802543-5409 1, lescoe@madriver. com. Avail. now. Williston Seeking mature prof. by Aug 1st. Private country home w/all amenities including heat & H2O. $650/mo. & 1/2 utils. 872-8390.

Housing Wanted HOUSE NEEDED ASAP... Mom of 4 small children needs nice HOUSE to rent w/ yard to play in. Looking for 3-br. min and I have section 8. 802-922-5840.

Downtown Office Space Richardson Place Building, 2 Church Street, $450/mo. includes utils. Call 651-9898. Space in Wellness Center MOUNTAIN WELLNESS CENTER in Stowe has two offices available for rent to health-care practitioners. New building in a great lo1x2-pathway-classy071107 cation. 802-253-6786 or drkirsten@vtlink.net

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Office/ Commercial Commercial Space For Lease Available immediately, 1st floor commercial space at 61 Main St., in Burlington. High traffic corner location. Great deli, cafe, bakery outlet, market, retail. Outdoor seating. $2375/ month+utilities. 802-343-4728.

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Horse 5:03:09 Hedstrom Bouncing 40 6/18/07 PM Moonlight? 1960s collector’s item or great toy for kids. Contact 482-6632 or email razmatazzon@gmail.com eddie george autograph Titans mini helmet autographed by Eddie George w/ authentic papers $70. 802-878-5973.

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St. Albans Bay 2-BR w/swimming dock, week or month. Quiet setting 655-7831. TIMESHARES - BUY-SELL-RENT Representatives are standing by-CALL NOW!! 1-800-945-1730. (AAN CAN)

Antiques/Collectables Antique chairs Six lovely antique chairs. Seats were originally leather with horsehair stuffing. Three need upholstering. Tools and fabric for reupholstering included. Call 862-2267.

Vintage Oak Ice Box Governor Oak ice chest measures 45 tall 36 wide and 20.5 deep. Beautiful hardware, enamel inside metal shelves, wood casters. 802-999-9082.

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Appliances/ Tools/Parts 03 Kia Sedona Van Equipped w/ handicap accommodation, keyless entry and auto hatch opener. Excellent condition. 15 K mi. PRICE REDUCED $8.9 K OBO. Please call 802-482-6632. 2 pc bathroom set for sale Whirlpool tub and matching toilet for sale. Black, includes fixtures. $900 for both. Will sell separately. A must see! Call 864-6783. 63-65 Ford parts Transmission only available! Fits Falcon and Comet! Stick attached! $125. South Burlington location! (802)863-4366. 83-85 chev astro seat Factory “drop-in” third bench seat ($150). Seat belts attached “as from factory”! If you are missing one, this drops right into factory slots! (802)863-4366. Cheap!!! Appliances Cottage demolition, must go: stove, refrigerator, gas stove, electric hot water heater. All in working order, $50 each/ OBO. Other misc. Bring tools and truck. Call for appt. 802-4822083, Hinesburg. BASEBOARD RADIATION HEAT Electric radiation. Used. Require 220 volt circuit. Ideal for supplemental heating. Sizes from 3 feet. Heat rating is 250 watts/foot. $2/foot. 802-899-2305, wom_ 2005@hotmail.com. CAR RAMPS $10 !!! One set, $10. Call 802-324-3113. CLOTHES DRYER electric, largecapacity Kenmore. About 7 years old, in great condition. $125. 865-4792. Cuisinart toaster oven $25 Cuisinart toaster oven. One year old. Three racks and special tool to pull out hot racks. Toasts, grills and convection bakes. $25 dorm size frig for sale Dorm size refrigerator for sale. $50. Used only one semester. Please call 802-864-6783. Hostas for Sale Many varieties and sizes of hostas for sale. Great selection of low maintenence perennials. $5 for small plants and $20 for large plants. Call 802-355-3671. Kitch Appliances, Cabinets NICE STUFF! All “Magic Chef” appliances: gas stove, microwave, refrig, DW & cabinets. Great condition! Best offer. Must pick up. Call 802-660-9075. LP tanks for gas grill 2 20 lb tanks 1 full 1 empty new style 50.00 for both. Pete/Heather 802482-3897. Leave message. studded tires for sale Two 195-60 R14 studded tires for sale. Asking $40. Brand is Power King Plus. Please call 802-864-6783. Tires/Rims For Sale 4 Bridgestone tires RE950-P195/60 HR15. Mounted on Saturn SC2 cast aluminum wheels. Tires only used 9000 miles. All in great shape. $100. Call 658-0799. TOILET AND TANK White. Used but THOROUGHLY CLEANED. No damage, ready to install. $25. 802-899-2305, wom_2005@hotmail.com.

Clothing/ Jewelry Designer Dresses & Gowns Great opportunity - designer brands for boutique-closing prices! Sizes 10-14. Most never worn; some gently used. Various designers, colors, lengths. By appt only. PearlBoutique@comcast.net.

Electronics 19-inch Monitor This is a flat screen CRT, Trinitron made for Dell by Sony. $50/OBO. 802-578-1002. 20” Konka TV, Burlington Silver Konka TV, 181 Channels. Purchased in 2005, hardly used and in great condition. Will deliver to the Burlington area or pick up, $75/OBO. daniellenrose@gmail. com. COMPAQ PRESARIO SR1630NX AMD 2.2ghz, 1gig ram, new 250gigHD, XP Pro/MS Office, new DVDRW/lightscribe, DVD, monitor, speakers, printer, compare new $500 + just cpu w/out Office, $375. Call 865-0510, great deal. Speller Franklin Franklin Speaking Dictionary/Thesaurus, brand new in package. Please call 482-6632 or email razmatazzon@ gmail.com

Free Stuff Free Fridge Old & heavy, but works great! Take it away! 985-1445. HUMIDIFIER House too dry in the winter? Humidify it! Free-standing unit; 27” wide, 12” deep, 20” high . FREE. 802-899-2305 or wom_2005@hotmail.com. LOUVERED DOORS Two 18” x 6’8” doors. 802-899-2305, wom_ 2005@hotmail.com. Vegetable Oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Global Markets, 863-9460.

Furniture 6’ Counter w/ Backsplash Barely used. Green speckle. See pic on 7D website. 238-5718 7 foot pool table Brunswick, 3 piece slate. Year and half old, call 802-318-6575. $1000. ARMOIRE ADMOIRE ASKING $500. $300/OBO. contact amanda at 327-1009 no phone text messege please. we can deliver. Bed Set Mattress, box, metal frame. Brand new still in original plastic. Retails for $450. Must sell. $285. 802-893-3666.

Lexmark Laser B&W Printer Lexmark ValueWriter 300 (aka IBM4037-5E). W/ software, cables, user’s manual. $25. 802899-2305 or wom_2005@hotmail.com.

Baby Stroller Bugaboo Bugaboo Baby Stroller, Maroon/ eggplant color, has bassinet attachment. $700 new used $425. Call or email for details 802- 2385599, lavilla98@yahoo.com.

Microtek Flatbed Scanner Model ScanMaker X6. With 35mm slide/negative adapter, cables, software, printed user’s manual. $25. 802-899-2305 or wom_ 2005@hotmail.com.

CHERRY BEDROOM SET Headboard, footboard, mattress, box, dresser, chest, nightstand. In original box, can split up. Cost $5000, sell $1550. Beth, 802-893-3888.

NEED NEW COMPUTER Bad Credit ? No Problem! Buy a new computer Now and pay for it later. New computers and laptops from $20/month. Call Now 1-800-4513507. (AAN CAN) Panasonic GS250 camcorder MiniDV, includes batteries, chargers, manuals, original packaging; $600. Check www.cnet.com for reviews. Email for more information: carpentL@bu.edu. Playstation 2 w/5 games! $200/OBO for great working PS2 including 2 Grand Theft Autos., Dance Dance Revolution w/mat, Madden07, Hitman2, 8MB memory card and orig. controller. Excellent condition! Call Lorrie @864-8378

Entertainment/ Tickets Dean Martin Videos Dean Martin video collection, 18 celebrity roasts & variety show videos; some played once, some never, $450 value, $125/OBO. 802-324-3113. Drivers w/ late models vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464. Solid gold, Dancers exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette and fun-on-one shows or anytime good friends get together. 1 for fun. 802-658-1464. New talent welcome.

Computer Desk for Sale Black computer desk. Fair condition. Asking $60/OBO. Must pick up, no delivery. Please call Jenn at 802-343-4941. Dining Room Table Round Dining room table with history. Very solid. Mahogany stain. $175. 4 armless chocolate brown, leather D/R chairs $50/each. 864-4676.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Pool Table Billiards Table - solid wood, 1” slate, comes w/everything! Leather pockets, K66 bumpers, cues, balls and more. Must see. All in original crate, never set up. Retails for $4900, sacrifice $1900. Bill, 802-893-7315. Table For Sale Pedestal base 42” diameter round. Natural yellow birch. Made by Pompanoosuc Mills. Great condition. New $1200; asking $425. Call 862-6909. Tanning bed SonneBraune 516ES (Wolff System)16 bulbs. Home use. Lay down in bed. $200/OBO. Call 802-655-1930. Upholstered Sect. Couch Sage green/white striped sectional. Stripes are smaller width, not pinstripes. It has no recliners or sleeper bed and is two pieces, shaped like an L. $390. kecamber@yahoo.com. Waterbed Mattress California King size 84”x70”, Waveless, comes 2x3c-GoTradingPost051607.indd with liner & heater. Good condition. $85. OBO 802-864-7740.

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Wheelchairs Manual and power. Used very little, very good condition. Call 482-6632 or email razmatazzon@gmail.com Wine rack, mirror, CD rack Wrought-metal wine rack, $10. Full-length mirror, $3. Black wood 100-CD rack, $10. Bulletin board for push pins, $5. Laundry basket, $2. 310-9633.

Garage/Estate Sales Burlington Hill Section Multi house sale. Yard equipment (great electric lawnmower), childrens toys, sporting goods/gear, kitchen items, Lenox china, antique trunks, furniture new & old, games and more. Saturday, July 21, 8-4; 58/152/160 Deforest Rd between S Willard & Overlake Park.

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Dresser Nice off-white wicker dresser 27.5” W x 16.5” D x 47” H; 5 drawers 7” deep each; asking $50; call Heather 973-818-0840 or email heather3871@gmail. com.

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Fabulous Chaise Designer piece! Measures 66 x 24. See pics on 7D website. $200/OBO 238-5718. FURNISHINGS Retro-lounger, chandelier, wicker desk, new pasta maker, Harlequin dolls, large planters. 802-482-6632 or email razmatazzon@gmail.com Futon Futon- Solid wood w/mattress. All in box, you put together. Retails for $695, sacrifice only $275. 802-893-0666. HON Conference Table Great condition, heavy, light grey color. Measures 71X31, 29” tall. 802-999-9082. HON Office Chairs 7 HON conference or office chairs, great condition, stacking. Grey and black, with black arms. 802-999-9082. shades Graber Insulated double-honeycomb shades(8). Adds R4 to your window. Neutral colors. 26.5” x 60” w/hardware. $40ea./OBO. 846-7364. MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS Memory foam Mattress-Top of the line 8” Visco memory foam mattress and box never used, still in plastic, warranty. Retails for $1500. can separate. Sell $550. 802-893-7296.

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« garage/estate sales Community Yard Sale Saturday, July 21st: 9am-3pm (rain date July 22). 99-101 Eldredge Street, off Kennedy Drive, South Burlington. Furniture, clothing, houseold items & much more! Questions call: (802) 233-8146 Garage Sale July 20th and 21st. Great stuff. Baby items, adult clothes, furniture. Great prices! River Road in Cambridge. Off Rt. 104. Massive Yard Sale Everything must go! CDs, books, Pottery Barn furniture, exercise equipment, collectibles, clothes and more! 108 North Willard Street, Burlington. Sat-Sun. 7/21-22. 10-5. toys Legos, PlayMobile, HotWheels, changing table, fan, classic racing skis and more. Moving sale: 9am till 2pm on Saturday, July 21. 35 Brookes Avenue.

Pets Dog walking/Pet sitting Pet services avail. in the Burlington area. I have refs. $10 a visit, less if more than one visit per day. Call Amanda at 802-355-7066. exotic spotted hybrid kit Beautiful spotted female savannah kitten. 3 mo. tica registered16% serval- $2000. Wonderful pet, sweet, healthy, unique. 802- 454-8091. fish supplies 55-gallon fish tank with stand and many fish air pumps and all accessories. 802-878-5973. Fish W/ Tank/Stand/Decor 55-gallon goldfish tank. Includes: stand, decor, lighting, filter and other supplies. Fish included. $125. Must go to responsible pet owner. Will help set up. 609-802-6052. Puggel Female 18 mths, all shots, house broken, crate trained, great dog, loves people and kids, moving must sell, complete accessories included $600 call:864-0384. Wanted Playmate for Cat Looking for a free female playmate for male cat. Must be spayed and prefer up to date on shots. Call Jenn 802-343-4941

Sports Equipment 7 foot pool table Brunswick, 3-piece slate. Comes w/ all accessories. $1000. Call 802-318-6575.

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Kayak-Racing sit on top Futura C4 fiberglass racing sit on top kayak 20ft, 18” beam, foot operated rudder. ser FTASS521E696. Good cond. Waterproof storage. $150. 878-0518.

Whitewater Canoe Built by Blue Hole in TN, 3 paddles, 14 ft., solo/center saddle, airbags, $250 Alan 802 864-9128

Trade Bushcraft for Sponsorship Trading my wilderness training for your financial sponsorship or that of your nonprofit, or company. More details, contact JP 802-9223724 or jangchubpalwo@yahoo. com.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave, 802-859-8966.

Kokatak life vest Excellent for paddling or sailing, large, like new; $50 (retail $119). 658-4936.

Massage Smooth, slippery Swedish, gentle yet healing Acupressure and a touch of Reiki. Conveniently at your home or office. Pete Bellini 802-371-8589. 60 mins. $60, 90 mins. $75. Metta Touch Massage Are you stressed-out or sore from working out? Treat yourself to a wonderful Thai massage, customized just for you! Same day appointments available. 598-8700. Blythe Kent, CMT. Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd-floor. Need Might be Pregnant? help? We offer friendship, help w/ exploring options, free pregnancy test, and ongoing support and encouragement. BIRTHRIGHT, Burlington, 802-865-0056.

Childcare PT Babysitter/Nanny Caregiver sought for two daughters, 2 1/2 and 7 months old in Monkton. Must drive and have experience w/babies. Need some afternoons/ evenings from 3-6/7pm, and occasional nights/weekend evenings. 453-6720 or kroberts@ gmavt.net.

Conference? Vacation? Let me provide professional attentive care for your pets and plants and you with peace of mind. Great rates and refs. Call Myra 658-6108. English Bulldog Female English Bulldog, she is AKC registered and all her shots are given & up to date, current vaccination and vet checked. She is lovely and friendly to whom she is new to, she loves to play w/ children and other animals, and she is ready to melt your heart with love, joy and happiness. She needs a lot of attention. Feel free to contact me for pick-up at sillymandyla47@ yahoo.com.

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Reg. Daycare-FT Openings Colchester-Avail. 09/03/07 for ages 2+. All meals included. Lots of fun activities in a nurturing & safe environment. Jodi 578-3378 or jlmcq@verizon.net.

Professional Massage Incls. hot rocks and hot towels. Also Foot Reflexology, Chakra Balancing and Hot Herbal Wraps. $40/ hour. 802-598-9927. 7 days, 108. Downtown. Same day. Women only. Psychic Counseling Channeling with Bernice Kelman, Underhill, VT. 30+ years experience. Also energy healing, chakra balancing, rebirthing, other lives, classes, more. 802-899-3542 or kelman. b@juno.com. Chong Hwa & Massage Therapy

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Counseling

Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T Telephone and face-to-face counseling for individuals and couples. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135.

Financial/Legal $700-$800,000 Free cash grants!***2007!** Never repay! Personal/Medical Bills, School, New Business/Home etc., live operators! Avoid deadlines! Listings, call 1-800-270-1213 Ext. 232 (AAN CAN).

Home/Garden LIVE IN BEAUTY! Exchange your good work for Mountain Living, Fresh Air, Meals, Stipend, and MUCH MORE at Northern Georgia Retreat Center/Organic Farm! http://www.enota.org, 706-8969966 for details. (AAN CAN) DIRECTV Satellite TV FREE Equipment, FREE 4 Room Installation, FREE HD or DVR Receiver Upgrade w/rebate. Packages from $29.99/mo. Call 800-380-8939. (AAN CAN) MOWING!!! Fast & dirty landscaping. Mowing & trimming, pruning & shearing, landscape projects. Fast & dirty landscaping, Winooski, VT. 802-373-9987 lvmsg. Fully insured/free estimates.

1990 Mitsubishi Montero RS 4WD, 5spd, 6 cyl, tow package. 179K. Fully loaded. Strong runner. Mag rims. Good gas mileage. Very dependable. Custom roof rack. $775/OBO. 802-310-2422.

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KIDS MTN. BIKE Specialized hotrocks kids mtn. bike. 20” wheels. $50. Call 425-5275.

A Better Massage Trained in beautiful Big Sur, California, Deep Tissue and or lighter caress. In Burlington or will travel. Call now! Jaqi 802-310-6519.

1985 Mercedes 380SE Beautiful California car that has never seen salt. Looks and drives beautifully. Classic luxury automobile. Asking $7500 Call Dennis @ 802-793-8380 or dwm004@hotmail.com.

The Grass Gauchos LLC Mowing & landscaping for the Burlington area. Lawncare, stonework, tree pruning/removal/planting, perennial gardens, from window boxes to terraced gardens. Insured. References & portfolio www.grassgauchos.com 802-522-0526.

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Bicycles 27in 10 speed bike Motobecane men’s 10-speed, 27in bike. Needs to be cleaned up. $75. 864-6783.

Cars/Trucks All Season Tire Excellent condition! $20 hardly used! One P205-70-15. Call 324-3113. ‘91 GMC Sonoma 4.3L V6 engine. 2WD 5-speed standard transmission. From arid west--no rust!! 158K miles. Runs great. No accidents or problems. $1200 obo. 208-420-3806 ’99 Ford Escort Red 4-door sedan. AT, AC, CC, AM/FM/casette. Clean title, recent tune-up. 106K. $2500/OBO. (offers encouraged). 4 studded winter tires included. 999-3457. 03 Kia Sedona Van Equipped w/handicap accommodation, keyless entry and auto hatch opener. Excellent condition. 15,000 mi. PRICE REDUCED $8,900. Please call 802 482-6632 04 VW Jetta GLS TDI 47mpg Reduce your carbon footprint! Flawless Southern diesel. 5spd, moonroof, monsoon, ESP, alloys, new H-rated tires. 600+ miles per tank. www.vermontTDIimports. com sales@vermontTDIimports. com 802-426-3889 05 VW BUG CONVERTIBLE GLS Tiptronic, Monsoon, blue/black leather interior & roof, 19k, loaded, garaged winters. Asking $18,500. Excellent like-new condition. 802-888-7122. New studded snows included. 05 VW Passat GLS TDI 40mpg Beautiful southern TDI. Moonroof, monsoon, ESP,tiptronic, 17” alloys, heated seats. All service records. One owner. www. vermontTDIimports.com sales@ vermontTDIimports.com 802-4263889 Best TDIs in northeast. 06 VW Jetta TDI Package 2 Beautiful rare package2 TDI. Luxury, saftey, performance 44MPG! 5spd, moonroof, monsoon, heated seats, duel climate, power memory seats, sat. radio, 6CD. Leather. w w w.ver montT DIimp or t s.com 802-426-3889 1967 Cadillac Fleetwood Unrestored original classic ride in very nice shape w/ only 75k. Excellent interior, new motor, etc. Asking $7500. Call Dennis @ 802793-8380 or dwm004@hotmail. com. 1973 vega 1973 chevy vega v8 90k. 802-878-5973. 1976 Jeep CJ5 6-banger, 4-spd trans. will trade for equal value on a camper or $4000. 655-1960, 343-9315. 1977 BMW 320i 2-dr, 4-cyl, 4-speed, runs great, well maintained, sunroof, great classic sports car, very good cond. must sell $2700. 881-9001 / 860-4905 Pat. 1981 rear window louver For 1981 and down Camaro, Firebird, Transam. 802-878-5973.

5-speed 1992 Toyota Camry standard trans. 160K, A/C, AM/FM Cassette, May inspection, lots of new parts. e-mail at JPPaPaGrape@ aol.com, or call 802-872-7168. 1994 Honda Accord EX 151K, 4doors, A/C, leather interior, power windows, power locks, power sunroof, AM/FM cassette, December inspection, keyless entry/remote starter,OBO email rory.duhe@ gmail.com 1995 SABLE Moving must sell, 1995 merc sable $1650/OBO. Excellent cond. Power everything.802893-4862, 802-881-1121. 1995 nissan 1995 nissan maxima, auto, inspected, v6 good tires all power options. 802-878-5973. 1995 nissan maxima Auto, v6, 150k, good tires, new windshield, inspected. stephenricher@yahoo. com. Car still 1996 Ford Escort runs, frame is rotted out, trying to pass it on to someone who would like to use it for parts. 802-881-3129/Rachael. 1997 Ford Escort LX 102,000 miles, many new parts, very reliable, very clean, winter and summer tires, $1,750 o.b.o Call (802) 229-9268 1997 Saab 900- $2600 OBO Forest green, tan leather interior, sunroof, power steering/ locks/windows, cruise control, dual front airbags, heated seats. Great, reliable car. $2600/OBO. Call 802-345-3808. 1999 chevy cavalier Great shape, AM/FM, runs very good, very clean, 4 cycle, 2-door. $2600 or best offer. Call 802-863-0237 or email skyhorse205@yahoo.com 1999 jeep 1999 Jeep Cherokee sport, 6-cylinder auto, 100K, no rust, many new parts. 802-878-5973. 1999 Mercury Cougar V6 red, 2 door coupe, auto, power locks and windows, flow master dual exhaust, injen intake, sound system, new alternator, 74K miles, $5200/OBO., 802-310-7286. 1999 Nissan Pathfinder SE 89k miles, 4x4, automatic, 3.3 liter V6, A/C, power mirrors/windows/locks, keyless remote entry, alarm, Bose CD/radio, alloy wheels. Nice looking truck, runs great! Call 802-318-7237. 1999 Subaru Impreza 5-speed, 4-door, silver sedan w/ new clutch, refurbished brakes and low miles (72K!). Asking $4500. For more info, contact 802-238-8572. 2000 Dodge GR Caravan AWD 2000. 76k. Original owner. ALL WHEEL DRIVE Sport. Alloy 16” wheels, Nokian WR winter tires. Auto, cruise, AC, power everything, CD/radio. Reduced $7200. 802-578-9597. 2000 Dodge Stratus Automatic, loaded, sunroof, AM/FM stereo. Leather bucket seats, brand new battery, great shape, asking $3500/OBO. Call 802-863-0237 or email at skyhorse205@yahoo. com. 2000 NISSAN PATHFINDER SE V6-4WD-silver. 98k, towing pkge., bose sound system, bike/ski/dog racks, sunroof, step bars, very Good Condition. Mobil 1 used. All maintenance records avail. Below NADA book appraisal @ $8900. Call Gregory @ 802-363-3220.

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. 2000 Plymouth Neon REDUCED 4-door, auto., just inspected w/ complete service. Excellent gas mileage, 36-42 mpg, new brakes, rotors, drums, PRICE REDUCED!! $2300 or MAKE ME AN OFFER!! Green, call 802-324-3113. 2000 Subaru Outback CHEAP Must sell under book. 121 K, new work on brakes and engine, clean and ready for the road. 802-338-2327. 2001 BMW awd Spt.Wagon A loaded peach of an all-weather vehicle! Heated leather, power premium options include selectronic automatic. 49k original car fax miles! “New” winters included in $18,500. (802)863-4366. A rare gem! 2001 Chevy Impala Looks/runs great. Still has a year left on the warranty from the dealer. $6500 obo. or if you have another vehicle to trade. (315) 489-1727 2001 DODGE DURANGO SLT4.7 Automatic, third seat, 7-passenger, 75k, fully loaded, CD player, power driver seat, running board, roof rack, 4x4, AC, very good condition, $7900/OBO. 802-598-5348. 2002 Subaru Legacy GT 5speed, 4 new brakes/rotors, factory tune-up done on 7/3/07, have all records, excellent condition, incl. Yakima bike rack, 90K, blue book: $10,000. 207-232-4906. 2002 Toyota Land Cruiser Silver, w/ivory leather interior, navigation system, 100K highway miles. Original owner, $21,500.00 Call 802 343-4394... 2002 VW Jetta GLS - Mint Approx 63K. Tremendous up-keep w/paperwork. Over year left on warranty. Automatic, power windows/locks, sun roof, CD player, no rust, rides great. flaherty.kristen@gmail.com.

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leaf springs camaro Leaf springs fit 1982 and down Firebird/Camaro. Good condition. 802-878-5973. MINT NISSAN XTERRA SUV 4X4 2002 Nissan Xterra loaded, 5spd, 4x4, forest green with gray cloth interior. NADA book value $12,000, will sell for $11,000. Call (802)879-9678, ask for Jeremy. Pontiac Grand AM 1996, FM, great shape, runs great, tires, $1500/OBO. email at horse205@yahoo.com or 802-863-0237.

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VW JETTA 1996 116K, 30 mpg!, all records, new tires, full new exhaust, moonroof, AC, 5-speed, very reliable! Book value: $3200, asking: $2200/ OBO. Must sell soon! 802-879-5146.

Motorcycles

2003 Honda Civic DX Coupe Red, great condition, never a problem w/ it, 78K, spoiler, a must sell $7,999.99 or best offer. Call Melissa 802-274-3894.

1981 BMW Motorcycle R65 Bought it, thought I’d ride, didn’t. 15 years in the garage. Low mileage. Great bike for beginner or experienced rider. $1500/OBO. Evenings 229-0469.

2003 KIA Sedona Equipped w/ handicap accommodation, keyless entry and auto hatch opener. Excellent condition. 15500 MI, PRICE REDUCED $8500 Please call 802-482-6632.

1995 BMW R1100R ABS $4,000. Excellent condition, 28k, ABS, Heated Grips, windscreen, Ohlins shocks, Remus exhaust, GIVI topcase, black w/ classic pin-striped tank. Matt 223-3704

2003 Murano For Sale 2003 SL AWD Nissan Murano (White). V6 3.5 Liter. 40,300K. Great Condition. $17,495. Price is neg. 802-310-9656.

Ducati 2003 Monster 620 ie No dents. Excellent condition, one owner. It’s garaged. 9980K. It’s a beautiful, fun bike. Agile and quick, easy to handle. $4800. 802-881-8910. Chittenden County.

2004 Ford Expedition 49k. Great cond. All power, fr/rear A/ C/heat, tow pkg, brakebox 3rd row power seat 4WD, auto Black/Gray, well maintained, 1 owner. $25k Al 318-7578. 2004 Ford Focus ZX 3 $8500/ OBO. Kelly Blue Book value is $8855. 5-speed, manual transmission, 30-39 MPG. 34k, A/C , clean and adult owned. 802-253-7455. 2004 Subaru Baja LO MILES! $16,300 or best reasonable offer. KBB value $16,805. 5-speed; under 11,000 miles; one adult owner. Drives like an Outback; great in winter! Pics online. 802-238-5718. 2005 Honda Hybrid Avail. 8/1. 20k miles. Under warranty, low gas mileage. Snow tires and remote starter included. 802-310-9051. 97 Subaru Outback Wagon Limited edition, Seattle car, no rust, excellent cond., 2nd owner, all maint. records, 5-speed, heated leather seats, power locks/ windows, keyless entry, alarm, air cond., 147K, 802-922-3706. Automotive $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS, Cars from $500! Tax repos, US Marshal and IRS sales! Cars, trucks, SUVs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, more! For listings call 1-800-298-4150 ext. C107. (AAN CAN)

On The Water 15’ boston whaler 1983 15’ SPORT W/60 hp Evinrude. Great condition, new varnish, stored winters, painted trailer. Very reliable and safe. Many extras $5000. 658-8056, studio404@adelphia. net. Boat, 86 Stingray/trailer Boat/trailer, ‘86 Stingray Supersport. Well maintained, good condition, $2600/negotiable, just to get it on the water this year! Call 802-324-3113. Mad River Canoe: Explorer V bottom canoe, never been in the water! Price $1000. Call Chris 802-324-0381.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] 865-3890, randolin@verizon.net, http://www.geocities.com/randycrosby/repair.html. Beautiful African Drum This drum has barely been used. New head, good rope, great sound. Contact Ryan to try it out! $175. 802-399-9345, or email ryankulhowvick@myway.com.

FORD E350 15-PASSENGER VAN XLT, 79K highway miles, green w/ tan interior, A/C, cruise, all power options, tow hitch. Runs perfect, drives smooth, needs minor bodywork. Great deal--$7000. 802-496-8980. Golden 1980 VW Westy Super clean camper needs home. From TX, so no rusty stuff. 109 K. On original air cooled. ctoelliott@ gmail.com.

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Bands/Musicians

Digital Keyboard Emu Emax sampling keyboard w/100 sampled sound discs. Digital and analog editing, sequencer, etc. $350/ OBO. 802-864-7740

BAND MANAGER WANTED Local band looking for manager. Played close to 100 shows in the local area. Looking for someone with experience, knowledge, and no bull to help us with logistics of expanding our performance base. Call Mike @ (802) 598-9188

Fender bass and Peavey amp Fender Standard P-bass, cream w/ white pick guard, new gig bag, excellent player/condition: $300; Peavey Mark III bass head w/cab: $100; both for $350 carpentL@ bu.edu.

Drummer and bass needed Were looking to obtain a new drummer and bass player. Well established band playing shows both in town and out of state. ages 21-30.. www.myspace. com/nightbirds Looking Frontman/Lyricist for the ones for band. Industrio-Acousto-Psychedelic-Mother Earth tribe style of music. Lyrics are currently anti-establishment and socially conscious. Edgy, profound and intelligent. 316-7293. let’s Jam Do you want to jam? Have fun. Need a place to meet guitar player and drummer? Let’s jam. 309-9465. Park Squeeze Music Park Squeeze2 at 161 Main Street, Vergennes second floor loft features MUSIC AND DINNER with folk musician Fran Robideau Thursday July 19, 7PM-10PM. Donations. 877-9996. Pro Drummer Seeks Work! Jason Corbiere,Grammy Nominated Former drummer of Roomful of Blues seeks gigs possibly a committed project. Please call me at 802-868-7512 or email me at playitfunky@hotmail.com Vocal improv group Small, friendly group seeks vocalists comfortable improvising harmonies. Styles: rock, folk, world, pure improv, others. Weekly rehearsals. More ironic than barbershop, deeper than a cappella, more mischievous than choruses, cheaper than therapy. vocals@ lucreid.com or 658-8516. Vocalist Needed for Band! Local group of musicians is looking for a vocalist to sing for a new funk/metal band. Contact 802-343-8824 or e-mail Jgartner@uvm.edu for an audition.

For Sale 5-Piece Tama Drum Set 5-Piece Tama Set. Set includes hardware (w/double bass pedal), cymbals (14” Rock Hats, 16” Medium Crash, 18” Crash, 20” Power Ride, 20” China Crash). 655-4651. 70’s Fender Super Reverb 70’s Fender Super Reverb, good condition-$750...Pignose tube amp$250...several pedals...Tacoma travel guitar...used Gibson P-90 pickups...Hipshot floating tremolo, brand new, never installed - 660-1903 African Djembe Hand Drum! $210 Call Ryan 802-399-9345 to see it. or email contact@tothebeats.com 24” tall X 10.5” Playing Surface. Rent-to-own $25/mo. The drum looks and sounds great! AuthorizedWarranty/Repair Martin guitars, Taylor, Guild, Fender, Kamman music, Meisel, Ovation by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802-

Ibanez RG350DX $350 White Ibanez RG350DX electric guitar. Mint. No case. Shark-tooth inlays, wizard/II neck, Floyd-Rose, sounds great, LIKE NEW. $350 cash. Call 802-655-9479 (4-9 PM). PIANO Kranich & Bach, family owned since 1911, tuned & wants to be played. Excellent tone, best appreciated by semi-professional or better. Needs cosmetics. $1100/OBO 802-288-9491. Sitars for Sale Two Indian sitars for sale, perfect for the curious beginner. One $150, and one $200, both with cases. For details email fleslie@wisc.edu Squire PBass Deluxe 1 Sunburst Squire P-Bass Deluxe with P/J Pickups. $175 w/hardshell case. Sounds and plays great. gginter@uvm.edu. TONS of gear for sale !! Too much stuff to list here. Recording, PA, drums, guitar, bass, keys, samplers. Please search for it! 802-985-8397. Violin/Mandolin! Full, sweet bending notes and vibrato-custom-made mandolins by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802-865-3890, randolin@ verizon.net, http://www.geocities.com/randycrosby/.

Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, “Bluegrass 101” workshops and more. References, convenient scheduling 7 days/week! Andy Greene, 802- 658-2462; guitboy75@hotmail.com. www.andysmountainmusic.com. Guitar Instruction Berklee graduate with 25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory, and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Rick Belford 802-864-7195, www. rickbelford.com. Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty) 862-7696, www. paulasbell.com. Music Lessons!!!!!! Piano, Guitar, Voice, Theory, Composition, Songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 20 years experience. Friendly, individualized lessons in South Burlington. 802-864-7740 ero@moomail.net

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Openings/ Shows Fresh Perceptions Photographer Andrea Lawrence synthesizes traditional/contemplative styles. Images reflect & arouse the open heart quality in us. Decisively in the moment. Uncommon Grounds, August. SUBVERTISEMENTS! STUDENT U-32 7th Grade Health Class alcohol/tobacco prevention art at City Hall, Montpelier through August 6th. Teacher=Kathie Ball. Sponsored by Central Vermont New Directions Coalition. myspace. com/newdirections

Call to Artists Art Hop Call to Artists Sell and display your work at Art Hop. Reach 40,000 people. Deadline Aug. 1. Art Hop is Sept. 7&8. Call 802-859-9222 or visit www.seaba. com. Color in Nature and Art Learn to understand, identify, mix, balance, reproduce colors and effects. With or without experience. Sat. 8/18 - Mon. 8/20. Daily:8am-4:30pm. Vermont Zen Center, Shelburne. InScapes(tm) at Kriya Artists/non-artists: participate in a monthly creative endeavor: come create big beautiful works of art from the soul. Materials provided! 922-1589 for details. SCARY ART WANTED! Small-format Halloween or Back-to-School themed work wanted to sell in the GLAD-iator, a retrofitted cigarette machine at Langdon Street Cafe in Montpelier. myspace.com/gladiatorart. $25/12 boxes! TINY ART WANTED! Small art wanted to sell in the GLAD-iator, a repurposed cigarette machine at Langdon Street Cafe in Montpelier. $25 for every 12 boxes sold. gladiatorart@yahoo.com

Creative Space Open Studio Hours Open Studio hours at Kriya Studio. Children and families, local artists, others, come paint, sing, dance, and so much more! 922-1589 for details/ schedule. Donations welcome.

For Sale Fabric Painting and Dyeing For the theatre. Book by Deborah M. Dryden. New, mint condition, paperback. (Photographs at this posting in Art section of 7-Days website.) $25. 802-899-2305, wom_2005@hotmail.com

4 legals ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On June 26, 2007, CEA Properties, LLC and Munson Earth Moving Corporation, filed application 4C1005-8 for a project generally described as: The subdivision of a 3.06 acre parcel (Lot 1A, 1110 Hinesburg Road) from Lot 1 of Meadowland Business Park and the following construction: Master Plan - two 7,200 sf buildings and associated infrastructure; and Phase 1 - a third 7,200 sf building, 1,000 accessory building, and associated infrastructure. The Project is located on Meadowland Drive near its intersection with Hinesburg Road in the City of South Burlington, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb. state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

Large Kiln and Supplies Large kiln & all accessories, dishware molds, glazes & ceramic decals for dishware, all food safe, pouring table, plus much more. Call for more info., 864-7387. $4200/OBO. Surface Design for Fabric Book by Richard Proctor and Jennifer Lew. (Revised) New, mint-condition, paperback. (Photographs at this posting in Art section of 7-Days website.) $25. 802-899-2305, wom_2005@hotmail.com

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« legals No hearing will be held unless, on or before Monday, July 30, 2007, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Monday, July 30, 2007. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Ver mont, this day of July, 2007. By Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District 4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie.monaghan@state. vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On July 3, 2007, Bradley Gardner, filed application 4C1189 for a project generally described as: creation of four lots with construction of a single family home on each lot. The project is located on Aikey Lane in the Town of Colchester, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/ lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before July 31, 2007, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by July 31, 2007. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 9 day of July 2007. By Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District 4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On July 6, 2007, Essex Inn Partners, Ltd., filed application 4C0608-6D for a project generally described as: the construction of a 19,500 sf fly fishing pond. The project is located on Essex Way in the Town of Essex, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Essex Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before July 31, 2007, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by July 31, 2007. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Ver10 day mont, this of July 2007. By Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District 4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, August 7, 2007 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Master plan application MP-07-01 of Dorset Street Associates, LLC for a residential development consisting of 109 units, 1530 Dorset Street.

2. Preliminary plat application SD-07-42 of Dorset Street Associates, LLC for a planned unit development consisting of: 1) 79 single family dwellings, and 2) 30 multi family dwelling units, 1530 Dorset Street. 3. Variance application VR-07-01 of Michael J. Barrett seeking a variance from Section 13.04(A)(2) of the Land Development Regulations to allow a 24 foot diameter above ground pool to project six (6) feet into the required 10 foot side yard setback requirement, 26 Cortland Avenue. 4. Final plat application SD-0743 of Allen Road Land Co, Inc., to amend a previously approved planned unit development consisting of two (2) 31 unit multi-family dwellings on 5.5 acres. The amendment consists of increasing the height of each building by three (3) feet, 150 Allen Road. 5. Conditional use application CU-07-03 of RCC Atlantic, Inc.. for conditional use approval under Section 14.10, Conditional Use Review, of the South Burlington Land Development Regulations. Request is for permission to install twelve (12) panel communication antennas on the roof, 80 Midas Drive.

The application and draft re-certification are available for public review during normal business hours at the Waste Management Division office in Waterbury, 103 South Main Street, tel. (802) 241-3444, the Burlington City Clerk’s office, tel. (802) 865-7000, and at the CSWD Administrative office, tel. (802) 872-8100. A final re-certification will be issued for the facility without a public informational meeting unless a written request for a public meeting, signed by at least 25 residents, by the City Council, by the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission, by CSWD, or by an adjoining landowner or resident, is received by the Program no later than 4:30 p.m., August 10, 2007. Comments and questions must be received by 4:30 p.m. August 10, 2007, and must be addressed to: Jeff Bourdeau, Vermont Solid Waste Management Program, 103 South Main Street, Waterbury, VT 05671-0404 (Tel: 802-241-3484, Fax: 802-244-5141).

John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. Public Notice Vermont Agency of Natural Resources, Solid Waste Management Program Notice of Application for CSWD’s Burlington Drop-Off Center. Public notice is hereby provided that the Vermont Solid Waste Program has issued a Draft ReCertification for the following Chittenden Solid Waste District (CSWD) Facility: Burlington Drop-Off Center, at 339 Pine Street, Burlington. The Drop-Off Center accepts solid waste, recyclables, and a wide variety of other wastes from generators within the CSWD. The Agency of Natural Resources (ANR) has reviewed the CSWD application in accordance with the provisions of Section 6305(b) and has determined that it complies with the Vermont Solid Waste Management Rules. As a result, a draft re-certification has been issued and the ANR is seeking public comment on the draft.

4 support groups DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, and etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@ aol.com. SUPPORT GROUP FOR MEN IN CRISIS: Divorce, custody, relationship type support for men. Weekly meetings. Mondays, 6:307:30 p.m., at the Universalist Unitarian, top of Church St., Burlington.

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Huntington’s Disease Support Group: A monthly support group open to anyone with, at risk, or caring for someone with Huntington’s disease, and their family and friends. The group meets the second Thursday of each month from 6:00 pm to 7:30 pm at Fletcher Allen Health Care in Burlington. The support group is facilitated by a social worker and is sponsored by the Vermont affiliate of the Huntington’s Disease Society of America. For additional information please call Warren Hathaway at 1-888-8728102, ext 19. THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER, in Burlington will be starting a support group for female survivors of sexual assault in early-mid April. Please call 8640555 for information CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday. Burlington Police Station Community Room. One North Ave., South Entrance, next to Battery Park. VT CFIDS Assoc., Inc. 1-800-296-1445 voicemail, www.monkeyswithswings.com/vtcfidds.html. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800-ACS-2345. CENTRAL VT SUPPORT GROUP FOR ADOPTIVE PARENTS COPING WITH BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS: Will meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month, 10:30 AM - 12:30 PM. New members welcome. Facilitated by Patti Smith, MA & Kristi Petrochko, BA. Info, call Kristi at 802-223-4744. FAT FLUSHERS UNITE!: Do you need support starting or staying motivated on the Fat Flush Plan by Ann Louise Guittleman? FF support group starting in S. Burlington. Call Rhonda 8640538x226 for details. SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES: Focus groups meets at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required. 802-527-7957. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrills groundbreaking best selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802343-0910.

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. SEPARATED BY ADOPTION?: Concerned United Birthparents, Inc. (CUB) announces local peer support group meeting in Burlington. CUB meetings offer a safe, confidential, and nurturing environment to explore personal experiences related to adoption, relinquishment, search and reunion (or rejection). For those of us who have felt isolated, it is a tremendous relief to communicate with others who understand our experience. 3rd Tuesday of the month 6-7 PM. Unitarian Universalist Church on Pearl St., top of Church St., Burlington. Free. Contact Judy, region1dir@cubirthparents.org, 800-822-2777 ext. 1, www.CUBirthparents.org. AL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. RAINWATER CENTER FOR HIGHER AWARENESS: At the Euro Cafe, Main St. Burlington, for inspirational movies, discussions and meditations on the spiritual path however one defines it and speakers including various healing practices to life coaching to spiritual leaders. Develop a deeper connection to your inner spiritual and personal growth. Join us every other Tuesday, 7 p.m. for these free events. Call Alex at 802-233-0046, alex@rainwater center.com or visit website www. rainwatercenter.com. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good. We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@handelgroup.com or call 917-887-1276. Survivors of Suicide (SOS): Have you experienced the impact of a loved one’s suicide? Please consider joining us. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6:00 – 7:30 p.m. at the The Holiday Inn, Oak Room, 1068 Williston Road, South Burlington, VT. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Cory Goud, M.A., Psychologist-Master, 802-223-4111 or L inda Livendale 802-479-9450.

GIRL’S NIGHT OUT: Fun support group for single women, discussions, weekly activities (cooking, dancing, rock climbing...), childcare solutions. A great alternative to dating! Email horizons4u@hotmail.com. DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First Methodist Church. Contact Brenda, 338-1170 or Cameron, 363-3747. OVEREATERS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Is what you’re eating, eating you? Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. First Congregational Church, Rt. 15, Essex Jct. Contact 8632655 for more info. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-862-4516 or visit www. cvana.org. SUPPORT GROUP for Ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses. A group for people who have left or are thinking about leaving Jehovah’s Witnesses, you’re not alone. Angela, 598-2469. FIBROMYALGIA: Do you experience it? Would you like to be part of a support group? Contact: tobias25vt@yahoo.com or call 864-2613 box 423 to leave message. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15 - 6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 4768345 or Denise at 223-257. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-8492244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-3558936.

SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-860-1417 x104 for information. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Al-Anon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802-472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupportDaily.com for more info. ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room 2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:30-8:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1877-856-1772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 2641924. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 6581996. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 4533688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@ yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 8472278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:30-7:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@booksbyme. us. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together. net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 8608388 or toll-free, 1-866-9725266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 67:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 2234111 or cgould1136@earthlink. net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Valerie, 802-760-9203.

Buddy Howdy! I want to be YOUR Buddy! I am a 7 year old neutered male Lab mix. I would love to find a family with older kids where I will be loved and nurtured. The staff would like you to know: Buddy is a sweet dog who loves to please. He loves attention and belly rubs and wants to be close to people. He came to us in rough shape, with lots of bare spots and his skin ablaze from allergies. He has since been on a special diet and meds, and his condition has greatly improved. His adopters will need to continue to monitor his food and meds and work with a veterinarian to control his allergies (see his med write up), and will need to plan for these costs. His skin is still sensitive so handling needs to be gentle. He can tend to guard his treats and valuables (including underwear, according to his previous family), and due to this and the need to be aware of his dietary and handling issues, he would do best in a home with kids 13 years and up. He is a bit shy and submissive meeting new people, but warms up quickly. He is afraid of yelling and harsh treatment. He walks nicely on leash and likes to fetch tennis balls. He is somewhat mouthy and jumpy in play and needs some positive-reinforcement training to keep his play gentle and keep his mind stimulated. He does already know ‘sit,’ ‘give paw,’ and ‘lie down.’ He has been good with the dogs he has met here and doesn't seem to have much interest in cats. He is crate trained but while here he has kept his kennel extremely clean and neat. He is a

wonderful dog looking for someone to help meet his special needs. Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.

SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo. com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:302 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartvermont@gmavt.net or go to: www. dragonheartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol. com.

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PAID Roommate Sought Earn a $1600 monthly tax-free stipend while sharing a lovely downtown Burlington condo with an independent & very social man with mild developmental disabilities. Off-street parking, hardwood floors, and a separate 3-room living area, including bath, make this a wonderful opportunity. Best match would be male grad student or young professional couple.

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ACCESS Clinician: CSAC’s Crisis Serviceis seeking a Clinician to join dynamic team providing on-call crisis intervention, & a variety of clinical modalities of clinical work w/ children & families. No overnight or weekend shifts. Experience in crisis intervention, conflict resolution & behavior management required. Ability & desire to collaborate w/ multiple resources a must. Full-time w/ benefit package.

Call Marisa Hamilton at 802-488-6541 for more information. HowardCenter Developmental Services EOE

Adult Outpatient Clinician: Seeking part time clinician to provide psychotherapy, case management, and crisis services to adults with a wide range of mental health and substance abuse issues. Master’s Degree and Vermont Mental Health and/or Substance Abuse License required. Must possess excellent clinical skills, including psychosocial assessment, diagnosis, treatment planning, and record keeping. Autism School-Based Interventionist: Provide direct intervention and training to foster the development of communication, social skills, adaptive behavior, daily living and academic or pre-academic skills to children diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder. Bachelor’s Degree in education or human services field. Valid driver’s license, along w/ a registered and insured vehicle. Full time (37.5 hrs/wk), w/ benefits.

Adult Mental Health & Substance Abuse SubStance abuSe clinician Full-time Substance Abuse clinician needed for the Burlington Methadone clinic to work with patients who are opioid dependent. Opportunity to work with a dynamic treatment team in an exciting, fast-paced environment. Job responsibilities will include individual and group counseling using evidence based treatment. Master’s degree in counseling, social work or psychology, license eligibility required. Must have LACD or be eligible for licensing within one year of hire. Candidate must have experience working with co-occurring disorders. Clinic hours commence at 6:30 am. Competitive salary, excellent benefits.

Community Support Worker: This position entails the provision of outreach support services to adults coping with the impact of mental illness on their lives. We are seeking someone who has excellent communication skills; who has an ability to work with clients with patience, insight, and compassion; and who can work well with a team. Applicants with sufficient prior experience and relevant skills may be eligible to be hired as a Community Case Manager. Seeking candidate with Bachelor’s Degree or relevant experience in the mental health field. Must have own transportation. Excellent benefits.

community Support program team coordinator We are seeking a high-energy supervisor to work with a team of case managers who serve a large caseload of clients with major mental illnesses. This position has major responsibilities helping with intake assessments and participating in program development issues. Candidate must be able to work directly with clients, and collaboratively with staff, families and other service providers. We need a person with a Master’s degree who is licensed in a human services field, plus 3 years direct human service experience or a combination of education and experience with MI clients. Must have a valid VT driver’s license and a vehicle for transporting clientele. Clinical competence in DBT, dual diagnosis treatment and group work is highly desirable. Please send a cover letter describing interest in this position and resume as soon as possible.

Employment Representative: Job development, placement, and support to individuals with developmental disabilities. Must be comfortable working in the public eye within the private sector at large and small companies. BS in relevant field or equivalent experience. FT w/benefits. Family Advocate Project Clinician(s): Two full-time positions working with children and families. Master’s Degree in social work or counseling, or B.A. with four years relevant experience. Skills in family counseling, crisis intervention and community collaboration. Flexible schedule, car and ability to travel necessary. Individual Residential and Community Support Worker: CRT residential and community support staff needed to help provide 24/7 supports to an individual in Addison County. Seeking applicants with good communication skills and an interest in learning about how to provide supports for people coping with mental illness. Associate’s Degree and experience working with the mentally ill. Contracted position with flexible hours.

community Support outreach clinician To start as soon as possible! We are reopening our search for a full-time case manager to work in a unique program providing intensive services to break the cycle of homelessness for persons with mental illness. This position is part of an interagency team with Community Health Center. Direct experience serving persons with a major mental illness is highly desirable. This position works on the streets, as well as in the Safe Harbor Office. Bachelor’s degree and 1 to 2 years experience in a human services field or a combination of education Need and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills haveto beenplace acquiredan are ad? required. A valid driver’s license and reliable vehicle are a must. We will fill this position as soon as we find the appropriate candidate! Please forward a resume andCall cover letter explaining your interest in this position.

Student Assistance Professional: to work in a stimulating high school environment. Certification or certification eligibility as Addictions Counselor or Apprentice. Experience in prevention, counseling, social work or related field. 10-month schoolyear position.

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Creative and active men sought to provide direct Service Support to young men with developmental disabilities. If you are an outside-the-box type of thinker who enjoys exploring Chittenden County, we want to talk to you! Best matches have experience supporting individuals with behavioral issues, are able to set and maintain clearto Need boundaries, and are keen observers of behavior. 4 professionally and personally fulfilling positions with benefits with various schedules and locations.

Substance Abuse Screener: Part-time (10-12 hrs/wk) clinical position providing substance abuse assessments and referrals to DWI offenders as part of Vermont’s Project CRASH program. Must be able to work effectively with a wide range of individuals and be highly organized. BA in Human Service field required, plus 2 years of related experience or equivalent. Must also have certification/license as an Alcohol & Drug Counselor. Flexible work hours.

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VERMONT ADULT LEARNING,

VERMONT ADULT LEARNING,

a nonprofit provider of adult education and literacy services, currently has an opening for a

a non-profit provider of adult education and literacy services currently has an opening for a

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VERMONT ADULT LEARNING,

a non-profit provider of adult education and literacy services currently has an opening for a

VERMONT ADULT LEARNING,

a nonprofit provider of adult education and literacy services, currently has an opening for the

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This is a full time; grant funded position with benefits. Please go to www.vtadultlearning.org for more information. Equal Opportunity Employer

This leadership position offers excellent compensation & benefits. Please go to www.vtadultlearning.org for more information.

for the Even Start Program in Barre, VT.

based in Waterbury, VT. Equal Opportunity Employer

Champlain College is seeking qualified applications to fill the positions below. Please submit a cover letter and resume to:

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Champlain Valley Agency on Aging is recruiting members for paid positions in the Neighbor-toNeighbor AmeriCorps program. Members work with seniors, recruit volunteers and organize programs. This 11-month service-learning program provides experience in community development, social services, and public relations. Ideal for recent graduates or people between careers. Benefits include living allowance, travel reimbursement, health care plan, and an education award at the end of the term. Members of all ages are welcome; diversity is one of the program’s strengths. Must be 18 years of age and have completed high school or be working toward a GED. Qualifications include ability to travel independently and clear record on background checks. You can make a difference in your own life and the lives of others in your community.

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Competitive wages, a non-smoking work environment, free use of fitness center & xc ski trails are just a few reasons that Trapp Family Lodge is a great place to work! Health insurance is now available to all employees after 30 days!

Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Inc. is a private, nonprofit United Way organization with a mission of helping people age with independence and dignity.

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Apply to: Trapp Family Lodge Human Resources, PO Box 1428, Stowe, VT 05672 Fax: 253-5768 or online at www.trappfamily.com

AdministrAtive AssistAnt The Visiting Nurse Association is seeking an administrative professional to support our Clinical Directors. Responsibilities include scheduling appointments, drafting correspondence and managing office operations. This position is full time and benefited. Requirements include computer proficiency, strong attention to detail, and a high level of professionalism.

Collaborative Solutions Corporation is seeking qualified candidates for several positions at our Community Recovery Residence located in Williamstown, VT.

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This position will provide clinical and administrative supervision to the Community Recovery Residence staff and will fill in for the Director as needed. Additionally, this position will provide professional nursing supervision and care to consumers in community recovery setting, including performing psychiatric assessments, overseeing coordination of care and will ensure that therapeutic services are recovery centered. Candidates must have a Bachelor degree in nursing, a current Vermont licensure as a registered nurse and at least 2 years experience working with people with mental illness. Supervisory experience preferred. AS Nursing degree with at least 5 years mental health & supervisory experience may be considered. Valid driver’s license, Need to place an ad? excellent driving record and safe, insured vehicle also required.

Greater Burlington YMCA We offer a fun and friendly work environment, competitive pay, wellness center membership, and a complete benefits package for full and part-time staff working 30 hours a week, 10 months or more in a calendar year. Full-time benefits include medical, dental, generous childcare discount, vacation, sick time, holiday pay and more!

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The Northeast Organic Farming Association of Vermont (NOFA-VT) is hiring a full-time employee to work out of our Richmond, VT office to coordinate our Farmer Education Program and develop a technical assistance program for commercial organic vegetable producers. Seeking an individual with program development expertise, strong administrative skills, and agricultural experience. Responsibilities include: program development and administration; marketing and outreach; and event coordination. Please send a letter of interest, writing sample, and resume to Enid Wonnacott at:

Join our team of professionals committed to delivering outstanding customer service. Independent insurance agency seeks agent for Personal Insurance. This fast-paced environment requires the ability to manage multiple tasks while maintaining accuracy and a positive and professional demeanor. Candidate must have strong customer service background along with excellent written, verbal and PC skills. Send resume to: Joe Burkhard, PO Box 185, Winooski, VT 05404 or email to joeb@winooskiinsurance.com. or email to joeb@winooskiinsurance.com.

Architectural Millwork Company seeking equipment operator for production of high quality moldings and flooring. Mechanical ability, knowledge of wood essential. AutoCad and carpentry experience an added benefit. Willing to train a committed, hardworking, team player. Please submit resume and three (3) references to: North Station Millwork, Ltd. Co. 545 Old Hollow Road, North Ferrisburgh, VT 05473

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Deadline for submission is July 25, 2007. No phone calls, please.

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The Accounting Team is seeking a strong team player with solid accounting skills & experience. Position is responsible for performing & managing the accounting & financial reporting aspects of our waiver & other services for over 200 clients. Each waiver has an individual budget for which a wide array of expenses/services must be tracked against the budget in an Access database, resolving any variances with clients’ Service Coordinator. In response to changes in clients’ needs, individual budgets change often necessitating multiple steps to complete these changes. Multiple financial & analytical reports must be generated monthly. Candidate must have strong communication skills, be very organized & detail-oriented, and have tenacious problem-solving skills, ability to work well with a variety of people and to cope with frequent interruptions. A high level of expertise with Microsoft Excel is absolutely required. Experience with Microsoft Access, Great Plains Accounting software, budgeting and financial report creation helpful but not required. Associate’s degree in Accounting & three years related experience required. We are a small, dynamic team looking for a motivated person who enjoys a challenge!

Seventh Generation, the leading green household products company, seeks candidates for a Production Artist/Junior Designer. The core position responsibilities include supporting the design and development of product packaging, sell sheets, brochures, point-of-sale materials, and similar collateral in accordance with brand standards. Working closely with the Art Director, this position constructs or manipulates production files and releases them to the printer or packaging vendor. Additional responsibilities include maintaining file archives and enabling the distribution of electronic materials related to collateral and packaging.

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Northwestern Counseling & Support Services is seeking a dynamic leader to oversee our Collaborative Achievement Team (CAT program). The CAT program is highly respected throughout the community and is designed to provide intensive mental health and behavioral supports to students within a public school setting. The ideal candidate will have positive leadership qualities, a Master’s degree, expertise in Applied Behavioral Analysis and direct experience working with children with SED. Highly competitive salary. Please see our web site for additional information and an application for employment.

We are looking for candidates who have a minimum of an Associate’s degree and one year experience in the field. Experience in packaging design and printing processes is required. Candidates must be proficient in Quark XPress, the Adobe Creative Suite (including InDesgn), PPT and Microsoft Office. Ideal candidates demonstrate high levels of efficiency and flexibility with proven abilities to prioritize multiple details and tasks. They must be able to meet deadlines within specified time constraints. We are looking for people who are self-motivated, and can work equally well independently and on a team. Candidates must enjoy adapting to a changing work environment and a variety of work. Excellent interpersonal, written, and verbal communication skills are required.

CERTIFIED SPECIAL EDUCATION TEACHER

NCSS has an opening for a Special Education Teacher to work in our independent school, Project Soar. Ideal candidate will be a strong team player, possess strong organizational skills as well as passion for working with children and youth living with emotional and behavioral challenges. BA with appropriate State of VT Licensure in Special Education required. Send resume and cover letter to the address listed.

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HealtH Care Professionals APS Healthcare is partnering with State of Vermont Medicaid to promote health management to Medicaid members and providers. We are seeking dynamic individuals for the following roles in our Williston office:

HeAltH CoACHeS – RN’S Provide telephonic counseling/education to members with chronic diseases such as diabetes, asthma, etc. the Health Coach interfaces with Medicaid members to educate them, assist with advocacy surrounding health-care needs, and provide effective case management and referral related to chronic illnesses. Vt licensed RN w/3 years clinical experience required.

PeeR SuPPoRt CooRdiNAtoR Assist Medicaid recipients in completion of Health Risk Assessments (HRA’s) to determine appropriate level of intervention, education, and coaching to best manage their chronic care conditions. Responsible for assisting and educating Medicaid members on the program parameters, objectives, and benefits. Requires Associate’s degree, and 2 yrs. experience providing support or customer service in a health-care setting.

Send resume to: Rite Aid, 1024 North Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 Tel: 717-972-3903, email: cwood@riteaid.com

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Marketing Manager Burlington Town Center

APS Healthcare is seeking talented, polished professionals to provide leadership and direction for our new contract with the State of Vermont!

Immediate opening for a Marketing Manager in Burlington, VT. This position is responsible for developing and implementing the regional shopping center’s marketing plan, preparing a comprehensive budget, strategizing and implementing sales promotions and special events, analyzing sales and reacting accordingly, ensuring a high standard of visual presentation throughout the mall, supporting the leasing effort, overseeing the guest services operation, as well as developing tenant, media and community relations.

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responsible for the overall administration, management, and coordination of the Vermont chronic care Management Program. Primary contact for our client, the office of Vermont Health Access, in providing Disease Management services for qualified Medicaid recipients. Monitor revenue and expenditures to assure the program is operating within defined budget. Pro-actively solve for changes in contractual focus and/or deliverables. utilize both technological and human resources to the best advantage of the program. Bachelor’s degree in a health-care/business discipline and RN licensure required. Master’s degree or PHD strongly preferred. At least 10 years of experience in progressively responsible positions in the health-care field, preferably working with managed care and/or public sector populations.

Ideal candidate has a Bachelor’s degree in marketing (or a related field) and five years retail and/or related shopping center experience. Strong communication skills and the desire to contribute to a successful team are essential.

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Responsible for the overall quality and medical appropriateness of care provided to the members, and provides leadership, oversight and consultation to clinical staff; implements the medical record review process; consults physicians; and establishes clinical policies, procedures strong relationships with the provider community. Requires Doctor of Medicine (MD or DO); Board Certified; and Valid, unrestricted license in Vermont; 5+ years clinical experience (post-residency) in medical disorders; chronic care management experience; and knowledge of substance abuse, developmental disabilities, early intervention and mental health disorders

Burlington Town Center is owned and managed by General Growth Properties, one of the nation’s premier shopping center owners. We offer an excellent salary and benefits package.

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Respite CounseloRs NFI needs Respite Counselors to work closely with youth doing individual and group activities both in the community and in their homes on an “as-needed basis� (often up to 30 hours a week). The ideal candidate should be a skilled communicator, have a desire to help kids and families to be successful, have the ability to provide respectful role modeling and become a resourceful component of our Community Supports Team. Come join the creative, dynamic team at NFI. Email your resume to:

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Pine Ridge School is a residential school for adolescents with learning differences and has the following openings for Academic Year 2007-08:

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SeCuRiTy OFFiCeR Full-time

Applications are invited for a full-time position which requires ability to deal with a wide range of individuals often under stressful or emergency situations. Hours will be 4 p.m. to 2 a.m. or 9 p.m. to 7 a.m. with a rotating schedule including weekends and holidays. Prefer some security or law enforcement experience, but will train the right person.

– Knowledge of orton gillingham and its efficacy is a plus. the above positions require state licensure.

RESIDENTIAL PROGRAM: RESidEntiAl inStRuctoRS We are seeking Residential instructors (Ri) to be responsible for the supervision of a dorm for male adolescents with language-based learning differences and for the one-to-one instructions and guidance related to the skills needed for lifelong success. Ri positions include an on-campus apartment.

ASSociAtE RESidEntiAl inStRuctoRS We are seeking Associate Residential instructors (ARi) to be responsible for the supervision of a dorm for male adolescents with languagebased learning differences and for the one-to-one instructions and guidance related to the skills needed for lifelong success. Some overnights and weekends required. the ideal candidate should be knowledgeable in areas of learning differences, adolescent development, behavioral management techniques, and have extracurricular interests to share with the students. the position and training begins on August 15, 2007.

ADMINISTRATIvE: AdMiniStRAtivE “SuPERStAR”

We seek a flexible, administrative “superstar” to overse e all administrative services for our busy campus. An individual with experience as a cEo-level executive assistant would be desirable. the School will offer a competitive salary for the right individual. Essential skills/qualities needed: • • • • • • • • • • •

Professional, courteous and friendly demeanor Excellent organizational abilities: must be able to multitask Excellent communication skills Efficiency, accuracy, and attentiveness to detail “team player” attitude: must be able to interface with multiple departments Ability to provide duties including transcription/editing/organizing/paraphrasing of emails and letters for the head of School Amazingly fast and accurate typing (typing speed of 60+ words per minute with accuracy) Proficiency in Microsoft applications – Word, Access, Excel, outlook, and willingness to learn others as necessary Experience in database report generation, specifically crystal Reports, would be a plus as the position will be responsible for overseeing the admissions and registrar database systems Supervisory experience of an administrative staff Ability to work well independently and willingness to work some evenings and weekends Please send a cover letter and resume to (no phone calls please):

Pam Blum, Business Manager Pine Ridge School 9505 Williston Road, Williston, vT 05495 Fax: 802-434-6938 Email: pblum@pineridgeschool.com

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Applications are invited for a full-time position as an Investigator/Liaison Officer within the Public Safety Office. This position will be responsible for conducting investigations into incidents on campus, working closely with Student and Judicial Affairs Offices, overseeing campus crime prevention programs and staff training. Hours must be flexible, dictated by the needs of the campus community and student body. Security or law enforcement experience required, preferably in a campus environment. Both positions require a Vermont driver’s license, physical ability to perform essential functions of the job, and demonstrated integrity and stability. Any candidate selected for hire by the Saint Michael’s College Public Safety Office is required to pass security screening.

COuRSe and ReGiSTRaTiOn SPeCialiST Registrar’s Office Saint Michael’s College seeks a full-time Course and Registration Specialist who will support a wide variety of activities in the Registrar’s office. Primary responsibilities will include scheduling classes and classrooms, maintaining course and facilities databases and participating in educational space planning. Other key accountabilities include class registrations, grading, maintaining student information files and assisting students and faculty with questions related to courses, registration, classrooms and academic records. This position requires an individual who possesses the unique combination of energy, enthusiasm, organizational skills and high customer service skills. Clear communication skills, the ability to multitask, comfort in a fast-paced environment with changing priorities and deadlines are essential requirements of this position. A Bachelor’s degree is desired. Experience with Datatel is a plus and applicants must be competent in the use of the Microsoft Office suite.

eaRly CHildHOOd TeaCHeR Saint Michael’s College Child Care Center, a nationally accredited early childhood program, is looking for an Early Childhood Teacher to work with children aged 6 weeks to 3 ½ years. Candidates should have experience working with young children in a group setting and college-level course work in child development. Degree preferred.

HOuSeKeePeR FOR THe PReSidenT’S HOuSe Applications are invited for the position of Housekeeper for the President’s House. This is a four-hour a week position. The day of the week and hours will be mutually agreed upon with the successful candidate and the President of the College. This person is needed to do routine cleaning (dusting, vacuuming, washing windows, cleaning restrooms, etc.) to help maintain the house for functions that are hosted there.

Applicants should demonstrate a commitment to undergraduate learning and be supportive of the mission of this Catholic, residential, liberal arts college. Saint Michael’s College is an equal opportunity employer, committed to fostering diversity in its faculty, staff, and student body, and encourages applications from the entire spectrum of a diverse community.

Apply to the:

Office of Human Resources, Saint Michael’s College Box 265G, One Winooski Park, Colchester, VT 05439.

Competitive time-off and benefits package. For more information, go to www.smcvt.edu/ humanresources. Review of applications will begin immediately and continue until position is filled.

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is a small, independent school serving unique children and youth. We are recruiting new team members to address the following areas:

EDEN, VERMONT The Eden School Board is searching for a dynamic principal for grades pre-K thru 6, 144 students. Competitive candidates will have experience in elementary-level teaching, public school administration, and standards-based curricula, as well as demonstrated success as a facilitative leader, team builder, manager, and effective communicator. If you meet the above requirements and welcome the challenge of a highly successful and exciting educational environment in the heart of Vermont’s four-season recreational countryside, consider this opportunity. Go to www.SchoolSpring.com to apply or mail your letter of interest, resume, proof of certification, three current letters of reference, and transcripts to:

Eden Central School Principal Search Lamoille North Supervisory Union 95 Cricket Hill Road Hyde Park, VT 05655 EOE

Math Instructor Must have experience with students with disabilities and be qualified to teach in an independent school (with a Bachelor’s degree major or minor in the area or successful score on the Praxis 2.)

School Transition Facilitator Assists special educators with finding job training and experience, administering career assessments, and supporting IEP transition plans for adolescents. Candidates must have a Bachelor’s degree, a minimum of three year’s related work experience, and a valid driver’s license and reliable vehicle.

Student Supervisor Helps students develop positive relationships, trust, and the academic, social and communication skills necessary to be successful in school and community settings. Candidates must have a Bachelor’s degree or five years experience after high school, and a valid driver’s license and reliable vehicle. Criminal record checks will be conducted for final candidates. Submit a resume by July 31, 2007, to:

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The Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger

Join an energetic, results-oriented statewide organization building sustainable solutions to hunger.

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FULL-TIME. The Burlington Children’s Space is looking for a dedicated Executive Director to lead our efforts to provide the highest quality early childhood education in the Old North End. The Executive Director will be responsible for managing the education program; maintaining community relationships; ensuring center financial viability and monitoring all regulatory requirements.

Work with partner organizations throughout the state to implement cooking/nutrition education series for youth. B.S. and at least 1+ year demonstrated success in community outreach or project management required. Background in nutrition, youth development or education preferred. Reliable vehicle required for in-state travel.

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Interviewing begins immediately. Submit resume and cover letter by July 25th to:

Deadline for application is Aug. 3, 2007. Please send resume and cover letter to:

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SEVEN DAYS Two posiTions available, waTerbury NortherN Lights Career DeveLopmeNt CeNter The Northern Lights Career Development Center for Early Childhood and Afterschool Professionals seeks a Record Specialist III to carry out a variety of specialized recordkeeping and reporting tasks including: data entry, processing and verifying documents for completeness, assisting with general secretarial work, coordinating with individuals working with the Bright Futures information system, and conferring regularly with the Project Director to resolve problems related to record keeping and data management. Resume review will begin immediately, position open until filled.

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aDmiNistrative assistaNt Fast-paced office seeking full-time Administrative Assistant to fill key reception role. Demonstrated excellent customer service, interpersonal and written communication skills required. Associate’s degree plus two to three years of relevant administrative experience or combination of education and experience necessary. Application deadline is July 27, 2007.

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Director of office ServiceS

The Kellogg-Hubbard Library

Energetic, Organized Person

Full-time opportunity for an experienced manager, who is organized, detail-oriented, has strong human relation skills to recruit and supervise support staff, to provide clerical services for staff and volunteers. Must have excellent verbal and written skills and customer service experience. Word & Excel, ability to multitask and prioritize a must. Send resume with cover letter to:

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for pre-production position in metaphysical jewelry company. Must be good at multitasking. Friendly atmosphere.

Girl Scout Council of Vermont Attn: CEO 79 Allen Martin Drive Essex Junction, VT 05452 or email: sbaade@girlscoutsvt.org

Library assistant

Interested in an exciting service opportunity with the Kellogg-Hubbard Library in Montpelier? Become an AmeriCorps*VISTA Member. We seek a motivated and creative person to help us expand our capacity to deliver valuable services to our patrons.

Send resume and letter to: H+E PO Box 249, E. Montpelier, VT 05651

For more information, contact rachel at 802-223-3338 or rsenechal@kellogghubbard.org.

Child Care Program

Computer and Network Administrator

EssEx Junction REcREation & PaRks

When people visit our Champlain Mill office, they almost always tell us, “I wish I could work in a place like this!” Perhaps you, too, desire the friendly, casual, hard-working, customer-supportive environment offered by our 40-employee, 23-year-old pediatric medical software and service company.

Coordinators: We are looking for individuals to

run our state-licensed after-school programs located at our Summit, Hiawatha, and Fleming Elementary Schools in Essex Junction, VT. Candidates with a Bachelor’s degree in recreation, elementary education or other related field plus two years of experience in youth service program management are encouraged to apply. Two positions will be working with grades K-3 and one position with grades 4-5. Positions pay $15.54 per hour, approx. 25 hours per week.

Vermont Legal Aid, a nonprofit law firm providing legal services to low-income Vermonters in six offices around the State, seeks a Computer and Network Systems Administrator. Applicants should have a minimum of 3 years of systems administration experience. The ideal candidate would also have experience with PHP, databases, Windows networking, and general software support and staff training, as well as the ability to communicate clearly and work effectively as part of a team. Familiarity with case management systems, routers, wide-area networks, Citrix and/or Microsoft Exchange a plus. Instate travel and some evening work required. Salary is $36,000+ experience, plus 4 weeks paid vacation and excellent fringe benefits.

Technical Solutions Specialist PCC’s Technical Solutions Team, installs and maintains Linux networks for medical offices and Vermont businesses. The Technical Solutions Specialist performs installation service, provides telephone support, and researches and implements new solutions at the direction of the Technical Solutions Team Leader. This position requires a blend of technical expertise, customer-service skills and communication skills. System administration experience including hardware installation and troubleshooting, TCP/IP Networking, and VPN or other secure high-speed remote connectivity desired. Experience maintaining Linux servers or networks is a plus. Some travel is required. Enjoy job diversity and the satisfaction that comes from helping people use cool technology to solve problems.

staff: We are looking for 6-8 individuals to staff our state-licensed after-school programs for students in grades K-5. Candidates must be age 18 or older and have experience working with youth. All applicants must have ability to obtain Red Cross CPR and FirstAid certification. Position pays $10/hour, approx. 20 hours/week.

Position open until filled, send cover letter, resume, references to: Eric Avildsen, Executive Director c/o Sandy Burns, Vermont Legal Aid P.O. Box 1367, Burlington, VT 05402

Deadline: August 4, 2007.

For additional information and application requirements, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us. Applications only accepted electronically through www.schoolspring.com. EOE.

EOE - Women, minorities, and people with disabilities encouraged to apply.

To learn more about PCC and how to apply for this great career, visit our website at www.pcc.com/careers. The deadline for submitting your application is July 27. No phone calls, please.

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Operations Specialist La Moda Group, an established Internet retailer, has recently moved operations to Vermont. We are seeking a fulltime position for an Operations Specialist. This position involves all major areas of our operation including Product Marketing (photography, editing of online layouts, HTML), Customer Service, Inventory Management and Order Fulfillment.

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The American Friends Service Committee in Vermont

Part-time (20 hours per week) Office Manager Position: Project Harmony, an international not-forprofit located in Waitsfield, VT seeks skilled Office Manager with college degree or at least 2 years experience in office management/office administration work. Must be proficient in Microsoft Office, Internet and database applications. Multitask position in fast-paced environment. Assist in processing payroll and benefits, HR support, ordering office supplies, maintenance office inventory, IT related issues, support to staff with administrative duties, etc. Nonprofit experience preferred.

Youth Empowerment and Military Education Project Coordinator The Project Coordinator will organize high school and collegeage youth for justice and peace activities. This position is parttime (20 hours per week) and temporary (one year). Coordinator works out of AFSC’s Montpelier, Vermont office. Competitive Hourly Wage – No Benefits

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Apply by 08/07/2007 by sending a cover letter, resume and salary history/requirements to: hr@projectharmony.org. no phone calls, please. Visit www.projectharmony.org for more information.

In subject heading, write “Youth Empowerment and Military Education Project.� The AFSC is an equal-opportunity/affirmative-action employer. Persons of color, gay, lesbian, bisexual, and trans-gender persons, persons with disabilities and ex-prisoners are encouraged to apply. Knowledge of the military is a plus. All applicants will be considered on the basis of their qualifications.

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Seasonal AM Line Cooks The Inn at Shelburne Farms is looking for seasonal AM line cooks and prep cooks. Be part of a great working environment where only the freshest local ingredients are used. Contact: Rick Gencarelli, 802-985-8498 or email: rgencarelli@shelburnefarms.org

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