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Rite Aid Acquisition of Brooks, Eckerd Raises Concerns

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Snow Business OUTDOORS

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Eesa finds frozen assets in Vermont EMERGENCY SERVICES 11A

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Along for the Bride BRIDAL & ROMANCE

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Sanders, Commissioner Stump for Independent Media BY KEN PICARD

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EVERTS ADDENDA “Televising the Revolution� [February 7] was a great doubleheader, and I compliment Kevin Kelley and Margot Harrison for their creations. I do offer two explanations, however — one in each article. The quote in “Ed Everts Recalls a Life of Activism,� “I’ve begun unplugging all connections to life,� is not exactly what I said or, alternatively, meant to say. I was trying to show that I’ve had to discontinue what used to come easily: driving vehicles, climbing mountains, carrying heavy camera equipment, etc. So, in effect, I have unplugged the energy lines from the great source that powers those activities, but am still connected to life by many other links, and plan to do many other things, at a different pace, for many more years. So let us not to gloom. The second full paragraph of the second column of “Chronicling 15 Years of the Left in Vermont� starts: “In early episodes, PJC director Robin Lloyd hawked products from her store on the air . . .�As stated, this would have been illegal over a public access channel, but Robin was not the PJC director and it was not her store. In 1992 the store was a legal nonprofit project overseen by the Peace and Justice Coalition Board of Trustees, and it was OK to talk about what was available in it. However, the producers did indeed decide not to continue this activity, as it clashed with our intended vision of programming.

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NO MORE PLAYING THE FLUTE WHILE DRIVING I wasn’t going to post anything else today, but I couldn’t help but comment on this new piece of legislation from the vault of stupidity. From an AP article by John Curran: “Lawmakers are considering a measure that would ban eating, drinking, smoking, reading, writing, personal grooming, playing an instrument, ‘interacting with pets or cargo,’ talking on a cell phone or using any other personal communication device while driving. The punishment: a fine of up to $600.� I can understand the cell phone thing, even though I don’t agree with it, but no eating or drinking? Can we chew gum? No smoking? Where in the world are people supposed to smoke? The can’t do it anywhere else in public. I would also like to know if breaking up a kid fight falls under the category of “interacting with pets or cargo.� The worst part is, I can’t even blame this on the Democrats. The bill’s sponsor is Rep. Thomas Koch (RBarre). “What finally pushed me over the edge was when I was at a stop sign and somebody opposite me was trying to navigate around the corner with a cell phone to the ear in one hand and a cigarette in the other, and she wasn’t doing very well.� Let’s just hope no one ever flips him off while driving. Posted February 9 by Charity Tensel Visit Cathy’s blog — 802 Online: A blog about Vermont, its media and its internets — for a growing list of Vermont blogs: http://7Dblogs.com/802online

Hey, that’s enough. Thank you, Seven Days. I’m out of here. Ed Everts CHARLOTTE

PARTY ON Being the duly elected chairman of the Burlington Green Committee [“Different Shades of Greens Clash Over Party Leadership,� January 31] and principal organizer of the Burlington Greens since September 2005, this letter is to inform you that I, Steve Ekberg, hold the registered trademarks “Burlington Greens� and “Burlington Green Party� with the State of Vermont. You may confirm this certification with the Office of the Vermont Secretary of State. As per Vermont trademark law, I am requesting you cease and desist from publishing material from Owen Mulligan or any other individual using these protected trademarks. Specifically, I request you refrain from using these trademarks the “Burlington Greens� and “Burlington Green Party� or any similar form, from Owen Mulligan or any other individual for endorsement of political candidates, and any related activity, including but not limited to fundraising activities and publishing material in both printed and electronic format. Failure to comply with this request may result in pursuit of legal relief. Steve Ekberg BURLINGTON

UNJUST CRITICISM Professor Hanna’s statement [“Dissecting the Decisions,� January 31] that “In Burgess’ dissents, the underdog always loses,� and the implication that Justice Burgess is driven by a conservative personal agenda are unwarranted and unfair. First, in the cases referenced by Professor Hanna, not all of the aggrieved litigants fairly qualify as “underdogs.� Second, strict constructionism in the interpretation of the law does not have to be synonymous with social conservatism. Time may well prove that Justice Burgess will adhere as strictly to laws that benefit the underdog as to those that do not. On a more personal level, I have appeared before Justice Burgess as a practicing attorney many times and he has never demonstrated any personal agenda. It is all too easy to see the world in terms of “us versus them,� but we should be especially careful about projecting values onto individual judges whose primary responsibility is to follow the precedent of those who have come before rather than engaging in personal expression. Robert J. Kaplan BURLINGTON

Kaplan is an attorney in Burlington. HEAVY METAL The letter “Expert Witness� [“Letters,� January 31] seems to do exactly what it attributes to conspiracy theorists — find only enough authoritative information

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to confirm a preconception. The Science Committee of the House of Representatives, and Bill Manning, editor of Fire Engineering Magazine, criticized the FEMA investigation of ground zero because it was not an actual forensic investigation. Because a forensic investigation — necessary to determine how the buildings failed — didn’t occur, all explanations for the collapse of WTC 1, 2 & 7, including the government FEMA and NIST investigations, are theories.

ASCE did conduct a limited metallurgical study of some steel before it was recycled. The results showed patterns of oxidation and sulfidation unusual enough to warrant further study. Steven Jones obtained some WTC steel, which showed patterns consistent with the ASCE study and consistent with exothermic reaction. Jones believes that thermite is the most likely, but not the only, explanation for this phenomenon. Experts haven’t proven anything about thermite or aluminum, and these

issues are not central to the controlled demolition hypothesis. The most relevant pieces of evidence pertaining to the WTC collapse are: video of the buildings before, during and after collapse; reports of molten steel pools at ground zero — not in dispute; whatever steel still exists; and oral histories from first responders. This evidence is extremely consistent with controlled demolition and entirely inconsistent with progressive collapse.

There are experts on both sides, but those espousing the official story are putting forth theories which are inconsistent with the best evidence. To believe all questions have been answered is to be ignorant of basic logistical problems with the official story of 9/11. Most people who have pointed out these problems are very credible — many voted for Bush. David J. Darton RUTLAND

NO ‘EXIT’ When I read your piece on the new Waterbury Record [“A New Weekly Puts Waterbury on the Record,� January 24], I was surprised that there was no mention of Waterbury’s existing newspaper, Exit 10, which for almost 20 years has been, to use a phrase from your article, the “distinct voice� for Waterbury and Duxbury. Its publisher, Anne Imhoff, has worked on it almost since its inception, helping to bring it from bimonthly to monthly, and from newsletter format to tabloid, with the help of volunteers of all ages. Granted, deep pockets make it easy to find hired guns to launch a bigger, glitzier publication, but it’s a shame to see the dedication

to the community of someone like Imhoff discounted without even a mention. I’ve grown to expect much better from Seven Days. You should at least ask her how she’s taking this and what will happen to Exit 10. Virginia Lindauer Simmon COLCHESTER

FLESH POTS Apparently it didn’t occur to the writers of the article regarding the Burlington area’s “most romantic dining destinations� [“Eating Out?� February 7] that not everyone is a meat eater. Admittedly there are abysmally few vegetarian restaurants in Vermont, but for people who find the consumption of flesh anything but romantic, it would have been helpful to point out which of the reviewed places have decent vegetarian options on their menu that are not just side dishes. (Fish is not a vegetarian option.) With vegetarianism and veganism becoming ever more popular, even in meat-loving Vermont, Seven Days often seems on this issue to be absurdly out of touch. Joanna Lake EAST HARDWICK

CLARIFICATION: The headline for our story last week about staff changes at the Vermont Film Commission implied that two people were fired from the organization. Executive Director Danis Regal was let go; her assistant, Tyler Debbs, resigned her post. We regret any confusion.

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VERMONT — Starting in early March, Vermonters’ choices for filling their prescriptions will be a lot more limited. The Rite Aid Corporation has announced plans to buy out all Brooks and Eckerd stores throughout the United States, including 31 retail outlets in Vermont. Assuming the Federal Trade Commission approves the deal, Rite Aid will become the largest drug store chain on the East Coast and the third largest in the United States. In an arrangement that was first announced in August and approved by the company’s shareholders several weeks ago, Rite Aid would acquire more than 1800 Brooks and Eckerd stores in 31 states. The total number of Rite Aid drug stores in Vermont would increase from 11 to 42. Nationally, the company would also gain a presence in four new states:

employ in Vermont, except to say that each store has about 10 to 15 employees apiece. Cook also couldn’t say whether stores will be closed in Vermont, or which ones, though she did note that every effort would be made to keep Eckerd and Brooks associates “part of the team.” Rite Aid has strict policies prohibiting pharmacists from refusing to fill certain prescriptions, such

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The total number of Rite Aid drug stores in Vermont would increase from 11 to 42. as birth control and morning-after pills, based on their own personal beliefs, she adds. If a Rite Aid pharmacist refuses to fill a prescription on religious or ethical grounds, it is his or her responsibility to find another pharmacist in the store to fill it, or find another Rite Aid store to do so in a timely manner. Earl Pease, who owns the independent Lakeside Pharmacy in Burlington, admits that it can be hard for smaller stand-alones to compete with the chain stores’ name recognition. But he claims that most prescriptions in the United States are still filled at independently owned pharmacies like his. Pease also says he’s far more troubled by other outside forces affecting all pharmacies — such as changes by the federal government in Medicare/ Medicaid reimbursement rates for prescription drugs. “This is the first time I’ve ever felt uneasy about the marketplace,” says Pease, who’s operated his Pearl Street drug store for the last 26 years. “It’s very, very worrisome.” �

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slated to open in May. According to Morton, Williston would incur no additional or hidden costs — the town would even reap a small profit in the first two years the ambulances operate. Williston’s 911 call volume tells the story. Twenty-five years ago, when Morton first became a firefighter, the department was dispatched to about 130 calls each year. In 2005, Williston responded to 1610 calls. Williston’s population growth and development patterns help to account for the recent up-tick. According to U.S. census figures, the town’s residential population is now approaching 10,000. That said, on any given day, shoppers, tourists and employees swell the population by as much as 15,000 additional people. The recent spike in medical emergency calls alone is cause for concern, Morton adds. Over the last 10 years, Williston’s emergency medical calls have shot up 12 percent per year — from 548 calls in 2001 to 819 in 2005. And, like all communities in Vermont, Williston’s population is aging, which will likely result in more demands for ambulance services. However, having emergency services that keep pace with new growth can be challenging to finance, explains Williston Town Planner Lee Nellis. Although a new housing development can be assessed impact fees to cover the cost of new roads, schools and parks, such levies cannot be used to pay the salaries of new police officers, firefighters and EMS workers. “The reality with the incremental expansion of police, fire and rescue services is that we’ve just been soaking it up in the town budget under the general fund,” says Nellis. “We haven’t been connecting it specifically to any fees or other charges to development.” Morton has no gripes about the quality of care provided by his current ambulance crews. But he points out that Williston’s primary ambulance is based more than 9 miles away from Taft Corners, in Colchester, which can take as little as 11 minutes to arrive — or 30 minutes or more, in traffic or bad weather. Should voters approve

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VERMONT — It’s not every day that Vermonters get a say in rewriting the Federal Communications Commission rules governing who can own newspapers, radio stations, network affiliates and cable TV systems in their own communities. But starting this year, “Everything is up for grabs.� At least, that’s the word from FCC Commissioner Jonathan Adelstein, a leading advocate for the

cent of the broadcasting is one point of view, usually right-wing extremism.� MORA would also restore the caps on broadcast ownership. Media reformers argue that such a move would help increase station ownership by women and minorities. As Adelstein points out, minorities make up 30 percent of the nation’s population but own just 3 percent of all broadcast licenses.

You should be asking people in your community how they’d feel if The Burlington Free Press were able to buy broadcast outlets in radio and TV. That’s something to think about. FCC COMMISSIONER JONATHAN ADELSTEIN reform of U.S. media ownership laws. Adelstein comes to the state this week, at the invitation of Senator Bernie Sanders, to hear what Vermonters have to say about the effects of media consolidation on their communities and on the democratic process. “The law says we’re supposed to serve the public interest, not the interests of the corporate giants we oversee,� says Adelstein, one of only two Democrats on the five-member regulatory panel. “So, there’s no better opportunity to determine what we should be doing than actually talking to the public about what they think is in their best interest.� By law, the FCC is required to review its media ownership rules every four years. But those reviews are often unduly influenced by large, corporate interests, Adelstein notes. Media reform activists from across the political spectrum have long complained about the pernicious effects of allowing print and broadcast outlets to be consolidated in the hands of fewer and fewer large, multinational corporations. They contend that media consolidation reduces the diversity of voices over the airwaves and limits debates on important and controversial issues. For example, one-third of America’s independently owned television stations have disappeared since 1975. Today, just five corporations own all the broadcast networks; 90 percent of the top-50 cable TV networks now produce three-quarters of all prime-time programming. Adelstein’s visit to Vermont is part of his nationwide tour to solicit public feedback on the FCC’s current rules. Although Sanders’ town meeting is not an “official� congressional hearing, Adelstein says the public comments will become part of the FCC’s record and will be considered when the full commission deliberates on its rules later this year. This week’s town meeting, at St. Michael’s College in Colchester, is also an opportunity for Sanders to unveil his soon-to-be-introduced legislation — the “Media Ownership Reform Act,� or MORA, which he calls “the most sweeping and comprehensive media reform legislation ever introduced in Congress. “Over the years, basically all of the responsibilities that were asked of media owners have been diminished. There’s virtually nothing left,� Sanders asserts. “And now, their only job is to make as much money as possible in any way they can.� A key feature of MORA would be to restore the socalled “Fairness Doctrine� of the 1934 Communications Act, which once required broadcast licensees to ensure that all coverage of pressing and controversial issues be balanced and fair. But the FCC eliminated the Fairness Doctrine in 1987, under pressure from President Reagan. “It doesn’t mean that Rush Limbaugh would have to give two sides of the story,� Sanders tells Seven Days, “but it does mean that you can’t have what you have now, which is networks in which 95 to 98 per-

In addition, MORA would prevent one company from owning broadcast stations that reach more than 35 percent of the U.S. television market. It would reestablish the national cap that prevents a single company from owning more than 5 percent of the nation’s AM and FM radio stations. It would restrict companies from owning more than a certain number of stations within a single market. And it would prevent a company from owning both a newspaper and a broadcast station in the same market. “You should be asking people in your community how they’d feel if The Burlington Free Press were able to buy broadcast outlets in radio and TV,â€? Adelstein says. “That’s something to think about.â€? In fact, the Gannett Company, which owns The Burlington Free Press, has been leading the charge to relax the FCC’s cross-ownership ban, according to published reports. Finally, Sanders’ new legislation would require more rigorous reviews of broadcast licenses when they’re up for renewal. License renewals would be reduced from once every eight years to once every three years, and licenses could be revoked for failure to serve “the public interest,â€? rather than just “rubber-stamped every eight yearsâ€? the way they are now, Adelstein says. “We virtually never deny a radio or TV license because they’re not meeting the public interest,â€? he adds. “It’s time to beef that up and give the public some accountability.â€? The effects of media consolidation are well documented. In January 2002, police and fire officials in Minot, N.D., had trouble notifying the public about a toxic chemical spill, in part because all the TV stations were off the air and the “localâ€? radio stations were playing piped-in music from remote locations, with no local DJs. But Sanders says the consequences of media consolidation go beyond such isolated incidents and go to heart of the democratic process. He argues that during the lead-up to the war in Iraq, for example, the mainstream media became “a cheerleader for the White Houseâ€? and presented only one point of view: support for the war. “If you’re concerned about the war in Iraq, if you’re concerned about global warming, health care, the economy, education, whatever it may be, you must be concerned about media ownership,â€? Sanders suggests. “Because people make decisions based on what they see, hear and read. If they’re not getting differing points of view, then it’s hard for them to make good decisions.â€? ďż˝ A Vermont Town Meeting on Media Reform, sponsored by Senator Bernie Sanders (I–VT), will take place at the McCarthy Arts Center at St. Michael’s College on Tuesday, February 20, at 7 p.m.

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and get a better product, that you’re asked in business to do all the time, then there’s going to be a backlash.� Sen. Bartlett does not want to see that. “So I’m willing,� she said, “to have difficult conversations and stand up and say, ‘Go ahead and throw things and yell at me.’� Good girl! Cate and Bartlett do have two obvious things in common. One is the education they received in Vermont public schools. The other is the political courage they’re demonstrating today on education reform. P.S. Green Mountain Power’s Chief Operating Officer Mary Powell also had a seat on Monday morning’s Chamber of Commerce panel, and afterwards told us she liked what she had heard. Powell noted, “Act 60 took away the funding debate, anyway� with the introduction of a statewide property tax. The current situation in public education, said Powell, “feels like it’s the classic Dilbert. All these school boards pulling out their hair. They don’t control the dollars, yet they’re spending all their time talking about it like they do. Let’s get over it,� said the GMP executive. Good advice, eh? Media Notes — It’s not often that young, up-and-coming reporters in the Vermont TV news game leave for a major market and then come back. Maybe it’s a sign of brains? Well, brains may certainly have played a role, but there was a bigger reason for her return to the Green Mountain State, said Anya Huneke, the chief of the one-person Vermont Bureau of New England Cable News. “Love.� Anya married Mike Trombley, owner of Advance Music, last fall. And when the NECN outpost in Colchester opened, Huneke, a Bostonbased health reporter, grabbed it. The New York City native and graduate of the University of Pennsylvania was on the original news team that restarted the dormant local news operation at ABC22 WVNYTV in 1999. Unfortunately, the operation did not take off, ratings-wise, despite having some talented folks on staff. The CW was, Ch. 3 and Ch. 5 have had this market split two ways for so long that no third-party news operation had a chance. Reporter Huneke departed in 2001 when her contract ran out. Put in a little time waitressing at Breakwater and then, in 2002, landed another job in journalism as NECN reporter working out of Ch. 5/WPTZ’s Colchester bureau. In 2004, she made the move to Beantown. Happy to be back, and not missing those Boston traffic

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jams, Anya told “Inside Track” she intends to do longer, more in-depth reports as the new Vermont Bureau Chief. Bravo! In fact, we’d suggest a halfhour in-depth Vermont news documentary show would fly. A 30-minute Vermont version of “60 Minutes.” No shortage of material, folks. Dream on, right? The sad fact is, the Vermont press, like the press everywhere, has been rapidly shrinking. ABC22/News gave up in September 2003 and ended their local news operation. Twenty-five people out of work. It’s a sign of the times. Where Do They Go? — Well, that question was answered in a Sunday piece by Ross Sneyd of Montpeculiar’s Associated Press Bureau. Many have gone the way of Vermont Press Bureau Chief, blogger and Sunday Rutland Herald/Times Argus columnist Darren Allen: to work as a spin doctor — sorry, communications specialist — in the ranks of the communicationsconscious administration of Republican Gov. James Douglas. “They have the titles now, and they’re much more media-savvy,” said Glenn Gershaneck, press secretary to former Govs. Richard Snelling and Howard Dean. “Reporters are going wholesale into press relations. I think there’s a lot more.” Now, there’s nothing wrong with being a communications specialist or press secretary. God forbid. Yours truly was one for a few lively months in the good old days, when the current president’s daddy was president. But the administration of Madeleine Kunin, or Howard Dean, for that matter, couldn’t hold a candle to the number of talented “flacks” populating the various nooks and crannies of the Douglas Administration. Ross Sneyd was able to find at least 14 of them. Why do they do it — make the switcherooo from journalist to image-polisher? Would you believe . . . money? As Sneyd’s research into pay records found, the best of the Douglas Administration flacks are earning in the mid-$60s in their new government positions. Our sources say that’s around a 20-grand bump from what they were making as journalists, whose job it is to keep an eye on government. Life’s not fair. �

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Barre children’s author Katherine Paterson has been busy. The bigscreen version of her 1977 Newbery Award-winning novel Bridge to Terabithia opens at 3100 theaters on Friday. A pre-screening publicity tour has taken her to Chicago, Phoenix, Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York City. Now she’s back home and can relax — unlike her son, who produced the film and wrote the original screenplay. “David can’t let the knots get out of his stomach until after the first weekend,� Paterson says. “If it doesn’t do really well that first weekend, they’ll start pulling it from theaters.� Based on her recent experience, she doesn’t think that will happen. “I was interviewed so many times, and I kept waiting for a cynic to say something snide to me,� she says. “They kept telling me about people crying in the screenings.� That teary response won’t surprise anyone who’s read the book, in which a child confronts his best friend’s sudden death. But the story’s tragic theme may startle moviegoers who have only seen the trailer, which focuses exclusively on scenes involving the children’s shared imaginary kingdom. The special-effects-rich preview “represents 10 minutes

of a 90-minute film,� according to Paterson. The marketing decision was made by Disney, which is distributing the movie. “What they tried to explain to me was that the trailer was to bring in kids who didn’t read the book.� Maybe so. But it’s also worried some Terabithia fans. “WHO was smoking WHAT when they wrote the ‘SCRIPT’?!?!� reads one irate post on the yahoomovies.com message board. Another comments, “This is my favorite book, ever — hopefully they do not screw this up!� Not to worry, says Paterson. Although Disney’s the distributor, the film was made by Walden Media, which has previously produced respectable adaptations of such kids’ classics as Charlotte’s Web and the Narnia chronicles. David Paterson, whose childhood trauma inspired his mother’s novel, “kept it close to the book,� she says. That includes preserving certain segments that have made the novel a frequent censorship target by fundamentalist Christians. All those controversial scenes are “right there,� says Paterson, who is married to a Presbyterian minister. In fact, she deems this version

“fuller, more faithfulâ€? than previous adaptations. A one-hour Wonderworks TV special in 1985 “was so compressed that you couldn’t fall in love with Leslie before she died,â€? Paterson notes. A 1990 stage version on which Paterson collaborated had to sacrifice some characters, including a teacher who drives a crucial scene. When the movie was being filmed in New Zealand, Paterson reports, the first take of that scene was perfect, “but they had to re-shoot it, because one of the Maori cameramen was weeping so hard.â€? Perhaps most importantly, as far as the author is concerned, is the film company’s commitment to push the book. “Read it before you see it!â€? paperback editions now urge on their covers. Free copies were distributed at prescreenings, and Walden reportedly persuaded the publisher to donate 150,000 copies to libraries that couldn’t afford them. The promotion has paid off for the paperback: The 30-year-old book has spent the last four weeks on the New York Times best-seller list. The Patersons — mother and son — are hoping the movie does as well. ďż˝

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The devastating siege of Sarajevo was in full swing when Peter Schumann visited Bosnia in 1994. “We had to walk through sniper fire,� recalls the founder of Glover’s Bread and Puppet Theater. “We saw people burning the pages from books in tin cans to stay warm and to cook. The place was full of UN peacekeepers who were only protecting themselves.� A student named Jasmila Zbanic attended the workshop Schumann was conducting there, and he invited her to �come to our farm.� With help from Senator Patrick Leahy, she navigated the labyrinthine immigration process the following summer and remained in Vermont for six months to learn puppetry. Back in her native city — where an estimated 12,000 people died in a frenzy of ethnic cleansing from 1992 to 1996 — Zbanic is now a 32-year-old filmmaker. She won the prestigious Golden Bear Award at Germany’s Berlinale festival in February 2006 for her feature debut, Grbavica, the Land of My Dreams. The picture, about a mother and her prepubescent daughter grappling with politically charged family secrets, premieres this Friday at New York’s Film Forum. “When Jasmila was here, we toured as far as Seattle with a production about the war in Bosnia,� says longtime puppeteer Linda

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Elbow. Schumann, 72, remembers that he created the show “based on Jasmila’s advice and news stories of the day.� That August, it also was performed during Bread and Puppet’s “Domestic Resurrection Circus� in Glover. In a recent New York Times interview, Zbanic explained that the Green Mountain State sojourn continues to nourish her. “I still feel that bread and art are the same thing,� she noted. “During the war, you are hungry, but you still need culture.� In Vermont, Zbanic’s pursuit of culture included cinema as well as live theater. “In the fall, Jasmila wanted to see movies, movies, movies,� Elbow recalls. “She rented a shitload of videos

from Catamount [St. Johnsbury] and the Savoy [Montpelier].â€? Though a few members of the troupe will head to Manhattan to see Zbanic’s film, Bread and Puppet is booked through Sunday for various events at the Boston Center for the Arts. The highlight: “The Battle of the Terrorists and the Horrorists,â€? described by Peter’s wife Elka Schumann as “a sprawling, panoramic spectacle with a pointed message about contemporary issues.â€? The trademark papier-mâchĂŠ puppets, cardboard figures, masks, costumes and props are predominantly painted black and white. According to Peter Schumann, this dichotomy is also symbolized by the God of Everything and the God of Nothing — “two major divinities who rule over our present-day existence.â€? To help convey his topical theme, he has recruited 25 local volunteers. The 15-piece Second Line Social Aid and Pleasure Society Band from Cambridge is providing music. The Boston schedule includes an exhibit of Schumann’s paintings that were inspired by a November trip to the West Bank. After the Big Apple unveiling of Grbavica, Zbanic is reportedly popping up to Beantown for a reunion with her puppeteer pals. ďż˝

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Dear Cecil, I caught a segment on some car show about modding up your car. One of the things they mentioned was the benefit of filling your tires with nitrogen instead of air. Considering I fill my tires with air and don’t have much of a problem constantly refilling them, what is the straight dope on nitrogen in car tires? Dave from Massachusetts

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Dear Cecil, I caught a segment on some car show about modding up your car. One of the things they mentioned was the benefit of filling your tires with nitrogen instead of air. Considering I fill my tires with air and don’t have much of a problem constantly refilling them, what is the straight dope on nitrogen in car tires? Dave from Massachusetts

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Oh, there are plenty of benefits: (1) Cool fluorescent green valve stem caps (assuming your nitrogen vendor has any marketing savvy), which will look sharp with your spinning wheel covers. (2) Bragging rights. OK, you were behind the curve with cellphones, iPods, thong underwear, etc. Nitrogen in tires is relatively new to the mass market. Now’s your chance. (3) Reduced fire danger next time you land your space shuttle or commercial aircraft, and tell me you won’t sleep better knowing that. Most tires are filled with compressed air, which when dry consists of about 78 percent nitrogen, 21 percent oxygen and 1 percent other gases by volume. Water vapor (humidity) can make up as much as 5 percent of the volume of air under worst-case conditions. Filling your tires with nitrogen mainly does two things: It eliminates moisture, and it replaces skinny oxygen molecules with fat nitrogen molecules, reducing the rate at which compressed gas diffuses through porous tire walls. That means, theoretically at least, that a tire filled with nitrogen retains optimal pressure longer, leading to more uniform tire wear and better gas mileage. The commonly quoted figure is that tires inflated to 32 psi get 3 percent better mileage than at 24 psi. Does nitrogen make any practical difference? You couldn’t prove it by me. I found no scientific tests showing that nitrogen-filled tires stayed inflated longer than average under normal conditions. A carbuff buddy was sure it worked, but conceded he had only anecdotal evidence that it did. As for moisture, changes in humidity affect tire performance two ways. First, the density of humid air fluctuates more with temperature than that of dry air, so removing humidity can keep your tire pressure more consistent, especially when the temperature climbs over 100 degrees Fahrenheit. That may be a legitimate concern in Formula One racing, but it’s not much of an issue if you’re just tooling around town. Humidity can also be a factor in wheel maintenance — since pure nitrogen doesn’t have moisture in it, supposedly your wheels won’t rust as quickly, which could lead to improved wheel performance and air sealing. The question is, how big a problem is wheel rust these days? According to a few tire and wheel shops we contacted, not very. Seriously rusted wheels are uncommon in typical steel-wheeled cars, and many high-performance cars have alloy wheels that don’t rust at all. One exception is work

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vehicles such as dump trucks, which are exposed to a much harsher environment. Another claim I’ve seen is that since nitrogen is slightly lighter than air, you’ll save weight and get better performance. However, we’re talking about a weight difference of less than 4 percent of the gas in the tire — in other words, a difference of less than an ounce for most vehicles. A possibly more realistic benefit is that nitrogen is largely inert chemically at low (i.e., normal) temperatures, so it won’t attack the rubber in your tires like oxygen does. Oxygen attack is something both the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and Ford Research have studied, and can be a problem for tires used for a long time or in rough conditions. More important, nitrogen doesn’t support combustion, which is one reason aircraft and the space shuttle use nitrogen in their tires. The wisdom of this precaution was brought home by the crash of Mexicana Airlines flight 940 on March 31, 1986. Shortly after the Boeing 727 took off from Mexico City en route to Puerto Vallarta, an overheated landing-gear brake caused a tire improperly filled with air instead of nitrogen to overheat as well and explode, rupturing fuel and hydraulic lines. The ensuing fire and crash killed 167 passengers and crew. However, unless your driving habits are of the Xtreme variety, the chances of your tires catching fire anytime soon are slim. Overall, filling up with nitrogen won’t hurt and may provide some minimal benefit. Is it worth it? If you go to some place like Costco that does it for free with new tires, sure, why not? Elsewhere, though, I’ve seen prices quoted as high as $10 per tire, which is way more than I’d pay. Rather than shell out for nitrogen, you’d be better off just checking and adjusting your tire pressure regularly, something the NHTSA says less than 60 percent of U.S. motorists actually do. CECIL ADAMS

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uct, marketing, sales and budgets as they pertained to the brand.” Eesa’s marketing campaign may be trying too hard to capture attention. The company has its own MySpace page, where it lists “shredding and everything that’s shredtastic” among its interests. According to the page, the brand’s hometown is “floor, couch, anywhere there are friends,” and it promises its readers “free fucking shit.” Another scheme: fake red “steeze citations,” designed to look like parking tickets, that snowboarders are supposed to give to others. “Just because you received this citation does not mean your [sic] all that, keep the ego in check and move forward with quiet confidence,” one reads. “Nice schralping — most riders can’t link two turns, let alone shred the gnar with as much style and grace as you.” A bit obnoxious, yes, but its clothes live up to the promises. A button-down in two brown shades called “Lines” is satinysoft, yet it stays warm and dry in the frigid February temperatures. And Cleary is right about the lift-to-lounge concept: The shirt clicks as well with jeans as it does with Gore-Tex pants. Argyle, plaid or striped socks keep toes toasty without bulking up in the boot. The “Front,” “Ridgeline,” “Shooter,” “Patchwork” and “Rucker” shirts, in mauves, baby blues, yellows, pinks and limes, all easily beat the pants off traditional long-underwear layering. Next year, Cleary plans to release a full line of undies, including T-shirts, tank tops, bras, panties, boxer briefs, capris and yoga pants. Eesa has already partnered with plenty of top snowboarders, including Vermont’s Lukas Huffman, Jake Blauvelt, Lucas Magoon, Travis Limoge and Emily Woolf. Last month, the company won “most innovative submission” in the first-ever Boardsports Awards given out by ISPO, the international trade show for sports equipment and fashion. “The products of eesa prevent the formation of annoying body odors and help to maintain the right body temperature according to the current weather condition,” the ISPO press release reads. “Eesa’s garments are also super trendy and let their wearers look their best even for après-ski activities.” “People are excited to have a nontraditional layering piece that doesn’t look like underwear,” says Cleary. “We get calls and emails all the time from people who wear the product on the hill and to work and are always getting compliments on it.” During this winter of 2006-2007, eesa might be celebrating its recent accomplishments with fellow winter-sports successes Rossignol and Dynastar — had those companies not moved last year to Park City, Utah. When they retreated from Vermont, Rossi and Dynastar joined a long list of snow-based companies, including Nordica, Elan, Kastle and Tubbs, that have been romanced away from the Green Mountains. Cleary says the loss of major wintersports players doesn’t affect eesa’s future,

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The idea: layering pieces that wouldn’t look like underwear, and that a skier or rider could feel proud to display after peeling off a coat. you leave? What could we have done differently?’” The West is an appealing place to base a business, Cleary acknowledges. “California, Colorado and particularly Utah have some amazing opportunites for snowsports brands, including massive incentives to move, with tax breaks, etc.,” he says. So how does an outdoor clothing company warm to Vermont? In the end, it was a lifelong love of the Green Mountains that convinced him, Cleary says. After graduating from the University of Massachusetts, he worked for an architectural firm in New York City but found himself coming up to Vermont nearly every weekend. At last month’s SnowSports Industries America (SIA) trade show in Las Vegas, eesa joined dozens of Vermont companies in showcasing their products to retailers, among them Burton, Rome Snowboard Design Syndicate, Exel poles, Hotronic boot warmers, Mammut clothing and ropes, and Turtle Fur headwear. It’s no coincidence that a few of those companies are in the business of keeping customers warm. In an email written on his return from the SIA and ISPO trade shows, Cleary notes that eesa’s line is perfectly suited to Vermont, now that winter weather has returned to normal. “I’m gearing up right now to head up to Stowe where it’s -40 at the top of the quad,” he writes. “Product testing doesn’t get any better than that.” � Got a comment on this story or ideas for another one? Contact Sarah Tuff at tuff@sevendaysvt.com. 3x10-AARP013107.indd 1

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m Events, with an office in her own home a few minutes from downtown Manchester. “It just took off from there,” Dunnington recalls. Though about 90 percent of her weddings take place in Vermont, the rest might be in “Italy, the Caribbean, wherever they want to go,” she says happily. “We’re now global.” CEO has two satellite offices, in Manhattan and New Jersey. “They help in two ways,” she explains. “A lot of my clients come from that area, so I’ll meet them there for planning. And it’s a good starting point for travel.” Dunnington stands out among wedding planners for a couple of other reasons: She is probably the only one in Vermont whose voice provides instant Southern comfort — those honeyed tones help soothe the flustered. She is also one of only 16 “Masters” in the International Association of Bridal Consultants. To retain that accreditation, she explains, “You have to continue your education, keep up to date, give back to the community and do your own seminars.” One of her favorite ways to give back: volunteering at the animal shelter. If she wasn’t a wedding planner, Dunnington surmises, “I’d be working with animals. If I had a lot of money, I’d open a retirement home for all animals — cats, dogs, chickens, pigs, horses . . . whatever.” So far, she and her husband Bruce have taken in only a 15pound cat named Tubby. What does a wedding planner do, exactly? Dunnington says she likes to begin a year and a half, or at least a year, before the wedding day. First comes an interview with the prospective clients to establish a budget and get a sense of their personalities. Then Dunnington lines up vendors to be interviewed and selected. “There may be planners out there who are control freaks, but I encourage my couples to be involved — it’s their wedding, not mine,” she stresses. Some couples know exactly what they want for colors, linens, flowers and other details; others are clueless and need lots of guidance. Most brides, though, will at least have picked out a gown. Then Dunnington creates a timeline. Since most of her clients are from outside Vermont, she talks with them primarily on the phone throughout the planning process, but says they “have to come back here for makeup trials, design of florals and linens, >> 26A

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and catering — to create a menu.” She reviews all contracts with vendors, handles payments, and checks in periodically to keep them on track; she arranges lodging and travel schedules for guests, and even handles invitation RSVPs if the bride prefers that. “There is just a lot of detail coordination and follow-up,” Dunnington summarizes. “I look for any glitches.” The day of, she brings in the china, sets up the decorations, manages vendors, oversees the rehearsal, and delivers gift baskets, if any — while keeping as much in the background as possible. “It’s a 16- to 17-hour day,” Dunnington says. “My goals are to make the planning process fun and, on the Big Day, to help everyone relax and have fun. I want them to enjoy the party, because it goes by fast.” Jen Herman wasn’t so sure she needed a wedding planner, though she admits her husband Dave was. “What surprised me was how much we really did need her. Before we hired her, we would get in these little arguments about who did what — or not,” Herman confides. “We’re busy, we both have fulltime jobs.” The Hermans’ situation is typical these days, Dunnington says. Most of her clients are professional, career-path couples, 28 to 35 years old, getting married for the first time. “More and more, grooms are very involved,” she notes. “Though they usually don’t want to be involved in flowers and linens.” Different story if there are two grooms. “One of the most beautiful ceremonies I’ve ever seen was two guys at the Episcopal Church . . . one of them was a general manager at the church. The day of, I think everyone was there but the Pope.” One thing hasn’t changed: The mother of the bride is still the most anxious person at a 3x10-Homeport021407.indd 1

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have been laid out using design software and printed directly on the page. On some pages, shots of the lush Shelburne Farms setting are used as full-page backgrounds for close-ups and photojournalistic candids of the wedding party. On others, the landscape takes center stage, an infrared camera giving it an atmospheric, spectral quality. Using cameras with builtin image stabilizers, McLoughlin says, he can now shoot in low light without the intrusion of a flash. Blownout brides are a thing of the past. That also enhances the candid, intimate quality that modern couples tend to prefer, according to Jordan Silverman of Burlington’s Jordan Silverman Photography. “Photojournalistically shot weddings have become so popular,” he says. “They’re documenting the day, not taking posed portraits.” For the photographer, “the goal is to be everywhere at once, to capture all these moments that are happening sporadically around you.” And thanks to digitization and the Internet, more people can share more of that day than ever before. Only about five years ago, Silverman says, couples went through a “cumbersome process” of sorting through proofs that could take “up to six months. These days, our work flow is such that after we shoot a wedding and do editing, we can post it to the Web.” The studio sends a link to an email list provided by the bride and groom. Friends and relatives log on and browse through as many as 1000 images, sorted into folders with such labels as Engagement, Bridal Party, and even ones the couple prefers to keep semi-private, “like if they got naked and ran into the ocean,” Silverman suggests. “Then they get to order whatever they want. You click a button and boom, you get to see it in black and white. Click and see what it looks like in sepia, cropped, or with different borders.” In the age of FaceBook, an album

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stocked with 30 or 50 “good” wedding shots may no longer cut it. “I’ve seen albums with 300 or 500 pictures, which I don’t think they did even 10 years ago,” says Silverman. McLoughlin offers free photo downloads and miniature versions of his printed albums, at 4-by-5 inches or a tiny wallet size, so every guest can be offered an elaborate record of the event. Both McLoughlin and Silverman note that digital photography also tempts many budget-conscious couples to take a do-it-yourself approach. Silverman cautions that it takes art to make digital images indistinguishable from film: “If you’re not shooting with professional equipment, the final output may look crappy, may look grainy.” “People say, ‘Uncle Henry’s got a nice camera; he can shoot the wedding,’” McLoughlin says. But couples who end up with a bunch of Uncle Henry’s image files and no album tend to “look back and regret it,” he claims. “It sounds like a sales pitch, but it’s true.” High-definition digital videography offers couples a dynamic record of their wedding. “Sometimes they select a videographer even before they select a photographer,” says Ray Larocque of Time Capsule Video Productions in St. Albans. “You get to relive the whole day. You get to see the quiet moments that were captured

on video that perhaps weren’t captured on film.” He cites the example of a groom wiping a tear from the bride’s cheek during the ceremony — a video frame that can be pulled and offered in snapshot format on a CD. “It’s only there a moment, then it’s gone.” Larocque says his business has grown tenfold over the past four or five years. One increasingly popular service is “photo-video montage,” he says. “We take photos from the time [the bride and groom] were babies and set them to music of their choice.” The results can be shown at the reception. Another videography trend is filming a private message to the bride from the groom, and vice versa. “They don’t get to see it till the video is done,” says Larocque. “It’s usually very emotional, and it’s a keepsake and a treasure for any children in years to come.” It’s not unusual nowadays for couples to re-document a wedding that occurred years ago, using new technology to enhance existing materials. Couples who have their wedding preserved on old VHS tapes need not despair, says Joe Shaver of Burlington, who just started a business called VHSRestore.com. Using a TV tuner card in his computer and an encoding process, he can perform the same service as commercial giants such as

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est African sculptor El Anatsui digs into both trash and tradition to create shimmering metal tapestries and remarkable freestanding forms. His current traveling exhibition, entitled “Gawu,” is on display through March 4 at Dartmouth’s Hood Museum of Art. The work responds to the growing blight of scrap-metal cans and lids in the artist’s country — the result of modern packaging in products sent from Europe and the U.S. “Being that you don’t have the means to recycle, there develop huge piles of milk tins, drink tops, and all these things all over the place,” Anatsui explains in an artist’s statement. “So [the work] is an examination of consumption and the various landmarks it can generate.” His multimedia pieces also reference age-old West African idioms of weaving and textiles. Originally from Ghana, Anatsui has lived in Nigeria since 1975. There he and his studio assistants bend and fold gathered metal detritus and sew it into massive sheets, which bear patterns reminiscent of woven ceremonial kente and adinkra printed cloth. Traditional adinkra black-and-white cloth is alive with geometric patterns that predate Western influences. Anatsui’s 2003 “Adinkra Sasa” is a 16-by-18foot black tin-can tapestry with broad yellow stripes and alternating geometric patterns. A few large, horizontal wrinkles contour the luminous, sprawl-

ing composition, which is made of thousands of small metal strips. The massive, gold-toned 20-by-19-foot veil entitled “Hovor,” from 2003, gleams like a gilded Byzantine mosaic. Installed not far from the museum’s 8-by-10-foot Mark Rothko painting “Orange and Lilac Over Ivory,” the work dwarfs the American modernist masterpiece. Yet “Hovor” also shares the looming, luminous power of the Rothko. Like “Adinkra Sasa,” this piece has deep folds and ridges, like a three-dimensional contour map. Cans with vertical red bands boldly stripe the gold expanse. Produced in 2006, “Versatility” is another golden, cloth-like piece. The 12-by-14-foot patchwork of metal consists of the tops of alcoholic beverages that, in Anatsui’s words, “encapsulate the essence of the alcoholic drinks which were brought to Africa by Europeans as trade items at the time of the earliest contact between the two peoples.” The colorful labels of the smashed cans punctuate the bright, metallic cloak. Like kente patterns, the strips of metal are organized both horizontally and vertically. Dating from 2000, the freestanding “Crumbling Wall” is a monumental 13-by-18-foot monolith composed of rusty squares of galvanized metal. Anatsui punched holes in the metal with hefty nails, mimicking the technique used to produce home-

made “gari” graters that are employed in preparing cassava porridge. The joined squares have weathered, wrinkled surfaces, and waves run horizontally across the face of the piece. A few similarly constructed sheet-metal boxes lie at the foot of the wall. Thirty freestanding cones of various heights, averaging about 3 feet, make up the “Peak Project” of 1999. Their aggregation is as playful as “Crumbling Wall” is solemn. Like giant sequins, or coins on a belly dancer’s costume, the tops and bottoms of opened cans were wired together to construct the irregular cones. The “Peak Project” cones are also reminiscent of several traditional African architectural forms, from Dogon village roofs to the granaries of Great Zimbabwe. On the website of UCLA’s Fowler Museum, which the show will visit late this spring, Anatsui explains that the exhibition title “Gawu” is derived from his native Ewe language. “Ga contains allusions to many things, including metal, and Wu references a fashioned cloak,” he writes. “The word encapsulates the medium, process and the format of the works.” “Gawu” is also an amazing exhibition, in any language. m Got a comment on this story or ideas for another one? Contact Marc Awodey at awodey@sevendaysvt.com.

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District. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 872-8100, ext. 207. Cast votes for People's Choice Award through February 21. Awards Bash and closing reception February 21, 5-7 p.m. CHLOE KOGAN: "Exhibit A: All or Nothing," a mixed-media installation that explores the subject of eating disorders; a senior seminar art project. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 6542536. Reception February 21, 57:30 p.m. Through February 27.

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BURLINGTON COLLEGE STUDENTS: Painting and photographs. The Gallery at Burlington College, 8629616. Through February. PHEBE MOTT: New oil and acrylic paintings. Red Square, Burlington, 310-6489. Through February. JOHN ANDERSON: "Full Scale Drawings," 6-foot-tall paintings by the local architect/artist. Pine Street Art Works, Burlington, 8638100. Through March. SARA BRIDGMAN: "Spirit Visitation," works in etchings, photography, oil and sculpture that conjures ethereal narratives. Sanctuary Artsite, 47 Maple St., Burlington, 864-5884. Through February 23. ALANA GRAINSKY: "Re-entry," photographs, paintings and cut-outs dedicated to individuals who have helped the artist succeed. Allen House Multicultural Art Gallery, Burlington, 656-7990. Through February 15. ALLAN MORSE: "Vermontscapes: Acres of Art," oil and pastel paintings. Kolvoord Community Room, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 878-6955. Through February. ELISABETH HOWLAND: "Crepuscule Vespers," black-and-white photography. Radio Bean, Burlington, 660-9346. Through March 1. SHAMMS MORTIER: "A Curious Storm," technology-influenced artwork. Main Gallery, Studio STK (new location at 12 North St.), Burlington, 657-3333. Through February 18. BRUCE ROSEN: Abstract paintings and poems by the late New York City artist. St. Edmund's Hall, Farrell Room, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 654-2536. Through February 15. AMBREEN BUTT: "I Need a Hero," an installation by the contemporary artist that responds to a recent human rights case in Pakistan and employs the medium of Indian miniature painting. Also, 'TOURISM: CURIOUS CONQUESTS AND UNLIKELY TROPHIES,' a collection of souvenirs from exotic locales from the permanent collection, curated by UVM's museum anthropology class, Wilbur Room. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Through June 10. JOSH SHAW: "A Vermont Winter's View," 14 images of frost in handcrafted frames. Blue Star Café, Winooski, 862-9536. Through March 4. ‘TREASURES FROM ASIA 2007’: Fine art and antiques from China, Japan and Island Asia presented by the center and Douglas Schneible Fine Arts. Shelburne Art Center, 985-3648. Through February 25. LAUREN OLITSKI: "Under the Snow," paintings inspired by winter and dance. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6524500. Through March 3. SHAUN FITZ-GERALD, IAN KARN & LAURA POIRIER: Landscape and still-life watercolors, oil miniatures and acrylic paintings, respectively. Gallery Corner, Ashley Furniture Homestore, Burlington, 865-9911. Through April 20. ALLISON HALE: "Night Lights," silver-gelatin prints of late-night Burlington. Lower Level, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. Through February 24. MALTEX GROUP SHOW: Sculpture, paintings, photographs and works on paper by seven local artists. Maltex Building, Burlington, 8657166. Through March.

JANE HORNER: Paintings, Gates 1 & 2; and KRISTINA DROBNY: Color photography, Sky Way; and JANET VAN FLEET: Mixed media, Escalator. Burlington International Airport, 865-7166. Through February. LYNN RUPE: "Sal Water Bar," oil and mixed-media paintings. Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 860-7183. Through February 20.

:: champlain valley STEPHEN TREMBLAY: Electric sculptures, through April; and L.J. SPRING: Photographs, through April 1; and SHEILA HOLLENDER: "Waves," photographs, through March. Starry Night Café, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. ‘ART AMONG US’: The third annual showcase of works by students from area schools. Brandon Artists Guild, 247-4956. Through February. ‘4 VIEWS FROM THE HOLLOW’: Paintings and photographs by Tiffany Caldwell, Steve Clark, Phil Gramling and Bethany Farrell. Vermont Studio Furniture Gallery, 718 Old Hollow Road, N. Ferrisburgh, 877-6524. Through February. ROBERT ADAMS: "Turning Back: A Photographic Journal of Re-exploration," a portfolio of images that provide a commentary on the relationship America has with its forests, through June 3; and 'ART NOW: TRANSPARENCY,' threedimensional works in mixed media by eight artists who explore transparent visual phenomena, through June 3; and 'CHINESE BLUE-ANDWHITE PORCELAINS OF THE MING AND QING DYNASTIES': Originating in the 14th century, this collection includes prized pieces made for the imperial court, through December 9, 2007. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. CASEY BLANCHARD: Monoprints exploring the spiritual aspects of the world. Bar Antidote, Vergennes, 985-3037. Through February.

:: central BRIAN MOHR & EMILY JOHNSON: "Wild People, Wild Places: Winter," color and black-and-white photographs of the outdoors in Vermont and beyond. A percentage of proceeds benefits wilderness areas. Big Picture Theater & Café Lobby, Waitsfield, 496-8994. Through February. KATIE FLINDALL: "Moon House Art," whimsical watercolors about the simple joys and pleasures of life. Vermont Chocolatiers, Northfield, 882-1079. Through March 3. MAGGIE SHERMAN: Eight community art projects created over the last 25 years, illustrated through photography, text and media. Spotlight Gallery, Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 828-3292. Through March 30. CHRISTINE ENZ: "A Tilt of the Axis," new acrylic paintings. Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College, 468-1266. Through February 16. KATIE O’ROURKE: "Books and Art Make You Smart," watercolors. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 223-3338. Through February 26. ‘BODIES IN INK’: A group of member artists shows original, hand-pulled prints with the human form as subject matter. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 2955901. Through March.

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DOMINIQUE GUSTIN: Painting and portraiture in mixed media. The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Through February. ARTHUR & JOHN WILLIAMS: "Father and Son: Two Points of View," oil paintings and photographs, respectively. Governor's Office, 5th Floor Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 8280749. Through March 29. ANNIE RAPAPORT: "Selected Works," mixed media. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through February. ‘MEMBERS OF THE BOARD’: Ten members of the Art Resource Association board display work in multiple media. Montpelier City Center, 8288754. Through March 3. STEPHEN BAUMBACH: "My Vermont," photographs. Tunbridge Public Library, 617-510-7459. Through March 9. LESLEY BELL: "Growing Up With Art," featuring landscape art in pointillist oil paintings, watercolors and pastels made over 50 years by the Barre native. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 476-7550, ext. 307. Through February 23. VIRGINIA BROWN & ELIZABETH KOLEDO: Watercolors. Montpelier City Hall, 229-9416. Through March 2. ‘GUN SHOW’: A group, multimedia show that examines the potent symbolism of guns, Main Floor Gallery; and PRIA CAMBIO: "Landscapes in Dryer Lint," abstract works, Second Floor Gallery; and JEAN CANNON: "Pitchers & Potsherds," Third Floor Gallery. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through February 24. ‘FUNCTIONAL FORMS FOR THE HOME’: Furniture and functional sculpture by Nina Gaby, Tabbatha Henry, David Hurwitz, Robert Hitzig and Mary Jo Krolewski. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Through March 12. ERNESTO MONTENEGRO: Sculpture spanning styles from abstract to realist, intricate reliefs to monumental bronzes. The Brick Box, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7750570. Through February 17. WINTER SHOW: Paintings by Judy Laliberte and Tom Ryan; photography by Jim Strong; ceramics by Maya Zelkin; and "West Coast Indian Art" installation by Christ the King students. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Through February 19.

bers of the Fine Artists Guild of Vermont. Back Inn Time B&B, St. Albans, 524-9230. Through March 1. T.L. DUFFY: "When the Fog Clears," paintings. Groovin' Beans Café, Johnson, 635-7423. Through February. ‘BEHIND CLOSED DOORS: SNOWSCAPES’: Winter landscape paintings by invited gallery artists. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 6445100. Through March. ‘FINE TOON: THE ART OF VERMONT CARTOONISTS’: Paintings, singlepanel drawings, drafts from graphic novels or film, and political visual commentary by 13 past or present Vermonters, including Ed Koren,

James Kochalka, Frank Miller, Alison Bechdel and others, plus a special historical exhibit of locals Alice Blodgett, Alex Nimick, Ralph Heath and Stanley Lyndes. Also, WINSLOW MYERS & SAM THURSTON: Paintings and sculptures, East Gallery. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through March.

:: southern FEBRUARY SOLO EXHIBITIONS: Eight regional artists show paintings, sculpture and photographs. Yester House Gallery, Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Reception February 10, 2-4 p.m. Through March 6.

VERMONT ARTISTS GROUP SHOW: More than a dozen artists exhibit painting, pottery, sculpture, jewelry, photography and more. The Route 58 Shop & Gallery, Lowell, 744-6244. Through March.

:: regional HERMINE FORD & JOHN NEWMAN: "Two Mediums, One World," paintings and sculptures, respectively, by the prominent New York City artists. Plattsburgh State Art Museum, Myers Fine Arts Building, 518-564-2474. Through April 7. ‘THIN ICE: INUIT TRADITIONS WITHIN A CHANGING ENVIRONMENT’:

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:: northern STEPHEN HUNECK: "Hot Doggin'," original woodblock artwork from the artist's book Sally's Snow Adventure. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 2539911. Through March 5. GIOVANNA CECCHETTI: "Shifting Frequencies: Recent Work," oil and acrylic paintings exploring the boundaries of consciousness and energy. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 253-8943. Through April 28. JOHNSON SENIOR CITIZENS: Community elder artists show their works. Red Mill Gallery, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 635-7826. Through February 15. ‘THE CANASTA PRESS’: Prints, drawings and paintings by four artists who have played cards together for years and now print together: Mickey Myers, Louise von Weise, Marcie Vallette and Isabeth B. Hardy. The Painted Caravan Gallery, Johnson, 635-1700. Through April 5. FAUVE: "Courting Disaster: Unrequited Love, Broken Hearts and Relationships That Just Didn't Work Out," individual expressions by mem-

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The Mystery Of Game Narrative While experts lament what video games have done to books, Nintendo has put its efforts into turning its portable game system into a book. “Hotel Dusk: Room 215” arrives on the DS with a title that is part mystery novel, part adventure game and part interactive peculiarity. With the DS held up on its side like a book, players work through a network of characters, secrets and uncanny tales. Stories and video games have always gone hand in hand. Whether it’s the sweeping mythology of “Halo” or the hard-boiled saga of “Grand Theft Auto,” games have evolved in a happy symbiosis with story. Even the idea that a narrative could drive otherwise simple game play appears throughout game history, from the original text-based “Adventure” through “Myst,” and including the ongoing “Final Fantasy” franchise. In each of these games, the measure of entertainment has less to do with your trigger finger and more to do with your engagement with the tale. “Hotel Dusk” veers so far into story land, however, that what little game is left doesn’t amount to much. Steering your ex-cop character around a rundown L.A. hotel, pointing and clicking through hundreds of conversations, and rifling through an ever-growing inventory of items to solve simple puzzles takes full advantage of the DS’ game technology. But realistically, if the story doesn’t carry the fun, the smattering of interactive elements certainly can’t. Even the game’s visuals favor the “less is more” formula. Confined to the dingy halls of the Dusk and rendering characters in wobbly black-and-white drawings, the graphics favor a minimalist, comicbook style. That said, the game’s purposely weird tale does keep players noodling along on the screen with

their stylus as they try to keep track of all the twists and turns to solve the mystery. Why did Kyle Hyde quit the NYPD, and why is he looking for his dead ex-partner in a fleabag hotel on the other side of the

for hard-core gamers. But for those people who’d like a little more story in their games, or just want a rest from the usual hyperaction of most titles, “Dusk” provides an intriguing alternative to both books and games.

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continent? Who is the mute girl who mysteriously appeared at the Dusk? While you puzzle over these interlocking stories and many others, you’re still left with some basic questions: Why does the crabby hotel owner refers to your room as “Wish?” And why does your shadowy boss have you selling household goods door to door while also looking for a lost porno magazine and a red box? Yes, it’s just plain weird. The game’s designers understand that this thicket of plot twists and coincidences might keep things interesting, but they also threaten to create something as confusing as a Thomas Pynchon novel. Who’s It For: “Hotel Dusk” is probably too “gamey” for the book crowd and maybe a little too literary

Best Part: By holding the DS on its side, and open like a book, “Hotel Dusk” emphasizes its literary aspirations. The interface turns out to work well for interacting with the rich story world, and feels comfortable to anyone who grew up reading tattered paperbacks by flashlight while clutched under the blanket. If You Like This, Try That: “Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney” is another example of a game gone literature. It puts the player in charge of a comic lawyer as he tries to solve crimes and convict the guilty in front of a courtroom. This tongue-in-cheek “Perry Mason” simulation provides breezy stories and puzzle-solving.

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have been experiencing a gradual cooling of their ratings,” Professor Logsdon said. “Then February sweeps comes along, creating a front of high pressure on their executives.” In Atlanta, CNN’s Klujian said that there was a “90 percent chance” that Anderson Cooper would be pelted with rain at some point during the February sweeps month.

We want our viewers to be prepared for Tracy Klujian that. “Before sweeps is over, Anderson Cooper’s hair will be soaked up and down the Eastern seaboard,” he said. “We want our viewers to be prepared for that.” Elsewhere, NASA said that it was taking several steps to prevent future cross-country stalking incidents, such as locking up the space diapers.

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Dear Rob:

Could you please tell me how I can get the men I like to remove me from the pedestals they put me on? If something doesn’t change soon, I’ll have to call down the lightning and obliterate their delusions. Sorry if that sounds violent. It’s just that storms start building whenever I feel cramped by demands disguised as love. — OverIdolized Aries.” Dear Over-Idolized: Good news! You’ve entered a phase that will be favorable for shattering naive projections and unrealistic expectations. You’ll also be skilled at escaping neediness that feels like a straitjacket.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When 46 English

scholars completed their translation of the King James Bible in 1610, Taurus writer William Shakespeare was 46 years old. In their version of Psalm 46, the 46th word from the beginning is “shake” and the 46th word from the end is “spear.” Coincidence? I think not. Just as it’s no accident that a minute ago I finished reading Psalm 46, and am now composing your horoscope for the period that begins February 15, which is the 46th day of the year. As I write, I’m sitting in a cafe located at 46 Cabrillo Highway in Half Moon Bay, CA. The people at the table next to me are celebrating their friend’s 46th birthday, and out the window I can see a runway where there’s a small plane with a 46 painted on its side. My conclusion? Forty-six is your lucky number, Taurus, and you’re about to harvest about 46 tons of eerily delightful synchronicities.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You seem to be

suffering, although in an interesting way, from a metaphysical version of jet lag. Maybe it’s because you’ve been stretching your boundaries with such experimental vigor. Or maybe it’s because you’ve been engaging in a form of timetravel, exploring the past and future in your dreams and fantasies. In any case, you can take comfort in the knowledge that the warps and tweaks you’re dealing with are the results of your brave choices. Congratulations as well for having churned up the most useful riddles you’ve had to ponder since you jumped out of your skin last year.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): I expect you’ll

soon be communing with sore spots and delicate feelings, Cancerian. Allergies may be featured prominently as well — if not the literal kind, then maybe the metaphorical version. People might be extra ticklish, sometimes to the point of irritability. And yet all the squirming will actually be a good sign. It’ll mean that one of your most confounding contradictions is close to being resolved. For best results, act decisively at the moment when your vulnerability is most intense.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): Imagine this scene. You’re really thirsty — so dehydrated that you’re feeling faint. Yet here’s the weird thing: You’re walking along the bank of a wide river that’s so clear you could see the bottom if you looked. But you’re not looking. In fact, you seem oblivious to the surging force of nature just a few yards away. Is it invisible to you? Are you so preoccupied with your suffering that you’re blind to the very source that would end your suffering? Up ahead you see a man. As you approach, you see he’s holding a glass of water. You run to him and beg him to let you drink. He readily agrees. Gratefully, you guzzle the precious liquid, then thank him profusely. As you walk away, he calls after you, “By the way, there’s a lot more water over there,” and he points to the river. Do you hear him? If you hear him, do you believe him? Or do you keep walking, hoping to find another man with another glass somewhere up ahead?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It’s time to take down the “Under Construction” signs and clean up the messes from your works in progress. At least for now, your heart has lost its drive for further renovation and rehabilitation. Whether you think you’re ready or not, then, it’s time for a grand re-opening. I suggest you offer free toasters or other incentives to pull in new clients, as well as to coax disaffected old ones into returning. It may also help to put up an “Under New Management” sign.

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(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “What have you learned so far this year?” I asked my newsletter’s readers recently. “I’ve learned that asking for what I want is the first step toward actually getting it,” wrote Sarah Pearson. “And I’ve learned that the journey you take to try and escape your fate can be as interesting as the fate itself.” Of all the lessons I’d love you to learn in the first half of 2007, Libra, those two are my favorites.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “My God, these

folks don’t know how to love,” wrote novelist D.H. Lawrence, “that’s why they love so easily.” He certainly wasn’t referring to people from your tribe. You Scorpios may find it easy to entertain gusts of lust, but you’re too smart about real love to dive casually into its mysteries. You want to be a perpetual student who’s in humble awe of the primal power of deep attraction. You know intimately that no matter how sweet and light love may sometimes feel, it always has the potential to sweep you into the unpredictable depths and change everything forever. Meditate further on these matters; it’ll prepare you for the coming weeks.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You

want hot gold secrets to ripen in your dark candy soul? Then here’s what you do: Study the ocean’s memory for its teachings about moon victories. Extract a fresh green why from the book of storms you dreamed about. When the flowers’ clouds soar over your shadow, and when night’s funny sky has turned into warm moist roars, you’ll know exactly how to look through the sun to the other side of your best fear. (The preceding horoscope may sound crazily lyrical, even poetically feral, but it’s a perfect embodiment of the attitude you should cultivate in order to have a successful week.)

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I was

watching Oprah’s TV show at 2 a.m. “Take off your shirt and look down,” she told me. I don’t automatically do everything the World’s Wealthiest Woman tells me, but I trust her a lot. So I did what she suggested. What she said next, however, revealed that she wasn’t actually talking to me. “Eight out of 10 women are wearing the wrong bra!” she exclaimed. “Are you?” She then gave tips on how to select an undergarment that’s just right for a woman’s shape, size and posture. I watched in perplexed awe. How could so many people be ignorant about such a fundamental thing? Later, while meditating on your astrological omens, I realized there’s a comparable phenomenon going on in your world. You’re missing something important about one of the basic facts of your life. Please find out what it is.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In

solidarity with eternal flux and in the name of all that’s both rowdy and holy, I hereby declare change to be a good thing. Furthermore, in accordance with the astrological omens, I announce that change is especially healthy for you right now. I mean it, Aquarius. Change is not only not a bad thing. It’s downright wonderful. So let’s rise up bravely, you and I, and proclaim that change is the essential nature of the universe — that it’s one of the most prominent and resplendent qualities of God Herself. From now until forevermore, let’s agree to celebrate change, to welcome it, to revere it — starting this week. Amen, namasté, blessed be, shalom, and hallelujah!

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I believe you’re

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Y END OF THE LINES O’Toole plays a forgotten screen idol who finds an unlikely costar for his life’s final act.

ou know what death looks like in most movies. It looks like a fall from a high rooftop, a knife in the back or the red blossoming that follows a gunshot to the chest. By the time we’re 30, we’ve watched thousands of people die, and wouldn’t know what death really looks like if it walked through our front door. Roger Michell’s Venus is not most movies. Anyone who’s curious to learn what death looks like has only to gaze upon the face of Peter O’ Toole as he gives a performance that’s brave, witty, thoughtful — and very possibly his last. A once gloriously handsome movie star who’s now in the

sunset of his life, O’Toole might as well be playing a slightly less lucky version of himself. His character, Maurice Russell, was also once a well-known actor and ladies’ man. However, as the story opens, those days are a distant memory, Maurice has settled into a routine of playing the occasional dying old man, attending to the demands of his failing body, and checking the obituary column with a slowly dwindling group of acquaintances at a quiet London coffee shop. He’s closest to a hypochondriac drama queen (Leslie Phillips), whose flat he visits every day to enjoy a glass of whiskey and periodically clip his friend’s toenails. The routine is interrupted by the unexpected arrival of the fellow’s grandniece (Jodie Whittaker), an insolent teenager whose mother has washed her hands of her. She can’t cook, so Phillips has little interest in her. O’Toole’s character, on the other hand, is entranced.

The two strike up an improbable alliance. He takes her to nightclubs and pays for drinks she’s not old enough to buy. He gives her jewelry. She tolerates his “theoretical interest” in her youthful flesh. The combined effect of old age and prostate surgery has left him impotent, but his memory is intact. A gingerly negotiated whiff of her hair or caress of her hand leaves him wistfully intoxicated. It’s a poignant thing to witness. In the hands of almost any other actor, an ick factor would be all but unavoidable. In O’Toole’s, it’s pure poetry. This is what death looks like: old men alone in shabby apartments. Sick friends. Friends lost forever. Doctor appointments. Medical treatments. Pills. The body’s irreversible rebellion. Goodbyes — to people, to places, to pleasures. Remembering everything and bracing for nothingness. The amazing thing about Venus is that it manages to be brutally honest about all this but at the same time funny as hell — a feat that would not be possible without a brilliant script and exceptionally gifted cast. Screenwriter Hanif Kureishi’s dialogue deserves star billing, and all the movie’s stars do moving, highly memorable work. Whittaker, who just graduated from drama school, holds her own with the likes of Vanessa Redgrave, who elevates a small part as Maurice’s ex-wife into something exquisite. Of course, the film belongs to its star. What a truthful, game performance he gives. I’m not sure anyone’s ever conveyed the bittersweetness of old age on screen so fully or with such fine humor. His character has lived long enough to have made his share of mistakes. He is not remotely without flaws. On the other hand, O’Toole’s portrayal approaches perfection. RICK KISONAK

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T UNFOR– TUNATE APPETIZER The causes of one man’s cannibalism are overexplained in this prequel to the Hannibal horror franchise.

he Hannibal horror-movie franchise (Silence of the Lambs and Red Dragon) gets an extraneous third installment from best-selling novelist and scriptwriter Thomas Harris. The film starts out seeming promising, as director Peter Webber (Girl With a Pearl Earring) grabs your attention with a staggering wartime opening sequence, in which a fighter plane crashes into a manned Nazi tank near a Lithuanian castle. Production designer Allan Starski (The Pianist) puts the metallic taste of war into your mouth as the dark shadows of death fall on the winter ground. Immediately, the filmmakers establish an antiwar theme, foreshadowing the personal devastation that will leave the surviving victims and their oppressors with bizarre, internalized forms of violence. Producer Dino De Laurentiis, who has more than 150 films to his credit, has assembled an ardently talented crew and cast who deliver bold performances. The problem is with the storytelling: Too much gets explained. French actor Gaspard Ulliel (Strayed) plays the incipient cannibal. After Nazis murder his affluent parents near the family’s castle, a desperate pack of rogue soldiers cannibalize his younger sister and take the siblings hostage in a nearby hunting lodge. Hannibal is then taken to a brutal Soviet orphanage, where his detached reasoning of cruelty is solidified. Finally, he escapes to Paris, where his widowed Japanese aunt, Lady Murasaki (Gong Li, Memoirs of a Geisha), welcomes him. It isn’t long

before Hannibal’s indoctrination into Japanese traditions, French cuisine and medical techniques sends him on a killing spree unlike any other. When a butcher at a public French market insults Lady Murasaki about the direction of her genitalia, Hannibal takes his bloody revenge, using a samurai sword in the service of a comical decapitation. Having whetted his appetite for murder, Hannibal then sets about hunting down and dispatching the soldiers who cooked his little sister and shared the broth of her soup with him. The exposition robs the audience of its own dark ideas about the source of Hannibal’s nefarious desires. As suspense and horror master Alfred Hitchcock taught, the true nature of fright resides in the spectator’s piqued imagination. Filling in the blanks about the motivations of a Norman Bates or a Hannibal Lecter is half the fun.

Silence of the Lambs is one of the scariest films of the past 20 years because we are led to contemplate the potential for evil behind the dilated pupils of Anthony Hopkins’ demented character. Hannibal’s twisted empathy for Jodie Foster’s perfectly vulnerable Clarice Starling is deeply unsettling because it suggests a strange reciprocal relationship between them and the cryptic serial killer Buffalo Bill. Hopkins’ Hannibal penetrates Starling’s psyche, and consequently our own subconscious, by establishing Foster’s character as our cherished protagonist. The subtle narrative raises unpleasant questions about our own susceptibility to destructive influences, and provides grist for our nightmares to sort out. Not so in Hannibal Rising, in which our protagonist is the killer. Photography director Ben Davis (Layer Cake) captures dense visual compositions that give Thomas Harris’ formulaic plot fertile, classical underpinning. If anything makes the movie dramatic, however, it’s Ulliel. With a deep dimple on his left cheek that doubles as a scar of unimaginable origin, he is endlessly watchable. His audacious performance bewitches the viewer into relishing something that we should not. There is nothing to be frightened of here. COLE SMITHEY

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HANNIBAL RISING�� Gaspard Ulliel stars in this account of the formative years of the notorious serial killer from The Silence of the Lambs. With Rhys Ifans, Gong Li and Richard Brake. Directed by Peter Webber, from a screenplay by Thomas Harris. (117 min, R. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Welden) LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA��� Ken Watanabe stars in Clint Eastwood’s companion piece to Flags of Our Fathers, which tells the story of the same WWII battle from the perspective of the Japanese. Co-starring Shido Nakamura. (141 min, R. Palace) NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM��1/2 Ben Stiller stars in this comic effects-fest about a bumbling security guard who accidentally activates an ancient curse that brings the displays in the Museum of Natural History to life. Owen Wilson and Ricky Gervais costar. Shawn Levy directs. (108 min, PG. Bijou, Essex, Majestic) NORBIT�1/2 Latex Alert! Yet another comedy in which Eddie Murphy plays multiple roles under layers of make-up. This time around, he’s a sad sack bullied into marriage by a plus-sized witch, also played by the comedian. For everyone who’s ever wondered what would happen if Murphy married himself. Costarring Thandie Newton. Directed by Brian Robbins. (100 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Welden) NOTES ON A SCANDAL���� Cate Blanchett and Judi Dench are paired in director Richard Eyre’s big-screen version of the Zoe Heller bestseller concerning two schoolteachers locked in an escalating battle of wits. (92 min, R. Roxy, Savoy) PAN'S LABYRINTH����� Guillermo Del Toro directs this fable about a young girl who creates a private world filled with fantastical creatures as a way of coping with the horrors of life in fascist post-war Spain. Sergi Lopez and Ariadna Gil star. (120 min, R. Roxy) SMOKIN' ACES��� Ben Affleck, Jeremy Piven and Ray Liotta head an ensemble cast in this Tarantino-esque action-comedy, in which a Vegas magician turns state’s evidence against the gang and is targeted by an irate mob boss. Andy Garcia costars. Joe (Narc) Carnahan directs. (105 min, R. Majestic) STOMP THE YARD��1/2 Chris Brown and April Clark are paired in this musical about a Los Angeles street dancer who

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the other. Starring Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Elle Fanning, Gael Garcia Bernal and Koji Yakusho. (142 min, R. Palace) BECAUSE I SAID SOďż˝ Diane Keaton and Mandy Moore star in this feel-good comedy about a mother who makes it her mission in life to find the right man for her daughter. Piper Perabo and Tom Everett costar. Michael (Heathers) Lehmann directs. (102 min, PG-13. Palace, Majestic, Essex) BLOOD DIAMOND���� Leonardo DiCaprio and Djimon Hounsou are teamed in director Edward Zwick’s adventure about an ex-mercenary and a fisherman in Africa who combine forces to locate a priceless pink gem. Jennifer Connelly costars. (143 min, R. Stowe) CATCH AND RELEASE�� Susannah Grant, who penned the Erin Brockovich screenplay, wrote and directed this romantic comedy about a woman whose impression of her fiancĂŠ changes after he dies. Starring Jennifer Garner, Timothy Olyphant, Kevin Smith and Sam Jaeger (124 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Majestic) CHARLOTTE'S WEB���1/2 Dakota Fanning stars in Gary Winick’s liveaction adaptation of E.B. White’s classic tale of loyalty, trust, sacrifice and pork. Featuring the voices of Julia Roberts, Oprah Winfrey and Robert Redford. (98 min, G. Bijou, Essex) CHILDREN OF MEN����1/2 Based on the classic science-fiction novel by P.D. James, Alfonso Cuaron’s futuristic thriller offers a vision of a world on the brink of extinction, with humanity’s survival depending on the planet’s sole pregnant woman. Clive Owen and Julianne Moore star. (114 min, R. Big Picture, Palace) DREAMGIRLS���� Bill (Kinsey) Condon brings the Broadway smash to the big screen, with Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson as singers in a Supremes-style ‘60s trio managed by an ambitious excar salesman. Jamie Foxx and Eddie Murphy costar. (103 min, PG-13. Majestic, Palace, Stowe) EPIC MOVIEďż˝ From the folks who brought you Scary Movie and Date Movie comes yet another random collection of spoofs. Featuring Carmen Electra, David Carradine and Kal Penn. Directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. (80 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Welden)

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wednesday 14 — thursday 15 Norbit 6:45. Hannibal Rising 6:50. Night at the Museum 6:40. Alpha Dog 7.

friday 16 — thursday 22 *Breach 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:30. *Bridge to Terabithia 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:45. *Ghost Rider 1, 4, 7, 9:30. *Music and Lyrics 12:15, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. Because I Said So 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:40. Hannibal Rising 1, 4, 6:50, 9:30. Night at the Museum 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:45. Norbit 12:15, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. Times subject to change.

wednesday 14 — thursday 15 The Queen 6:15, 8:15. Volver 6, 8:20. friday 16 — thursday 22 *Bridge to Terabithia 1:15 (Sat & Sun), 2:15 (Mon-Thu), 3:15 (Sat & Sun), 6:15, 8:15. *Ghost Rider 1 (Sat & Sun), 2 (Mon-Thu), 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6, 8:30.

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with lemon confit and kalamata olives; and salmon with champagne-chive cream sauce are just a few of her offerings. She likes to prepare chicken, which can often be bland, with a sauce made from leeks and chanterelle mushrooms, provided they’re in season. Another favorite is chicken Provençal, a gutsy dish

Mara Coven and Laurie Kahn hired Hays for a house party last December. Kahn says she “would never throw another party without Kate,” whom she describes as, “flawless, charming, graceful and warm. The team she brought to our house was so seamless in becoming part of the party without being intrusive.” Hays didn’t just assist with the rentals for the party. She also worked with Coven and Kahn to make sure that every

I managed to pull off a party for 100 in the rain with one convection oven. . . You’ve got to have a back-up plan, be flexible, be unflappable — and you can’t let anybody know anything’s going wrong. KATE HAYS, CATERER

made with garlic, olives and tomatoes. Hays can also come up with finger-licking, down-home delights. “I can do really sophisticated food and that scares a lot of people,” says Hays, “but that’s not to say that I can’t do buffalo chicken breast with succotash slaw.” She cites a “totally overthe-top” Memphis barbecue she pulled off at the Rusty Nail in Stowe last summer. “It was a huge spread of ribs, smoked brisket, jalapeno hush puppies, vinegared slow-cooked green beans, mashed potatoes, baked beans, glazed sweet potatoes, cornbread, biscuits . . . That was very informal and just fun.” Another casual affair took place on a horse farm in Northfield. The parking lot was full of Chevy trucks, and all of the guests were “cowboys,” she quips. The work at Dish Catering doesn’t stop at the kitchen door — it’s a “full service,” operation. This means that Hays can help with many other aspects of a wedding or civil-union ceremony. “I’m a control freak, so I want to make sure every little thing is covered,” she says. After years in the biz, Hays claims to know pretty much every wedding or civil-union service provider around. She can help point couples toward the right photographer, florist or musician. As far as funds go, Hays admits that “it’s easier to work with a client who has endless supplies of money. But I like to think of myself as flexible to work with a client who doesn’t have a great deal of money and make it work for them.”

food item “was complementary in terms of texture, color and the weight of the food.” The best part of working with Hays, Kahn says, is the “Kate-twist” that she puts on each idea. For example, Kahn insisted on coconut cupcakes as a dessert. “Instead of just making coconut cupcakes, she made a variety of six different kinds of teeny tiny cupcakes that you could just pop into your mouth. Color-wise, it was spectacular.” She concludes, “I’ve been to other people’s catered affairs and they’re nice, but for me, there’s no one else in the world.” Some quirky aspects of catering in Vermont make it harder to pull off parties easily and breezily. Since only a few indoor venues in the area allow independent caterers — many places have their own food-service providers and can be quite expensive — lots of ceremonies in the state are held outdoors. That means Vermont’s notoriously fickle weather becomes a factor. Part of Davitian’s wedding celebration took place outdoors on a rainy day in North Hero, but that didn’t stop Hays and her team from turning out exquisite Middle Eastern cuisine. “I can still see it all going by in front of my eyes,” says Davitian. “It was inventive, fresh, well-presented and excellent.” At outdoor venues, the party planner’s most important tools, “smoke and mirrors,” are especially handy, says Hays. Tents can be tricked out with parquet floors, interior draping or couches and easy chairs, depending on the sort of ambi-

ance a client is after. Perfect lighting and gorgeous décor can offset weather that’s drab or even rainy. “We’re lucky to have some great tent people in the state,” Hays says. Even so, she adds, “the rentals are really the most complicated part.” This doesn’t mean the cooking is simple. “You can be a brilliant chef, but if you can be a brilliant chef and remember every detail and then do it in a field in a tent, it’s a different thing,” she suggests. Turning out high-quality food in the middle of a meadow means creating a “field kitchen,” as Hays terms it. This can include anything from refrigerators to ovens to fryolaters. The trick is having “a kitchen that can generate the menu that you’ve chosen,” she explains. Also key: “Making sure you have everything to serve it with, down to the demitasse spoons.” It’s easy to see the potential for drama. “There was the time I was in the middle of nowhere in the Northeast Kingdom and the hookups for the propane had just been switched over and nothing worked,” Hays remembers. Another challenge presented itself last summer. “It was raining so hard that I couldn’t use my grill or my griddle,” Hays says. “You can’t put those under the tarp or awning. I did have a convection oven and managed to pull off a party for 100 in the rain with one convection oven.” How does a caterer cope? Hays points out, “You’ve got to have a back-up plan, be flexible, be unflappable — and you can’t let anybody know anything’s going wrong.” “She visualizes an event before she goes into it,” Reeves suggests. “She’s really diligent about it.” “Aggressive staffing” is one of Hays’ secrets to pulling off perfect parties. Between the kitchen staff, the floor manager and the servers, Hays will often bring 25 to 30 people along when doing a formal, plated dinner. For more casual affairs — buffets or cocktail-themed parties, say — the staff will be a lot smaller and the labor charge drastically reduced. Most of the people Hays hires have lots of catering experience. “My average server has been working with me for seven years,” she boasts. Is it difficult for someone who’s divorced to spend so much time at other people’s weddings? Not for Hays. “I’m catering my divorce lawyer’s wedding,” she remarks dryly. And Hays is still friends with her ex. “Sometimes I take him with me on jobs,” she says. In any case, Hays enjoys weddings. “They’re really fun to do because you really build a relationship and a bond with the client,” she says. “When a bride and a groom can really convey who they are at their wedding, that is magic.” >

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Al Yeganeh claims comedian Jerry Seinfeld ruined his life, but the “Soup Nazi’s” restaurant franchise appears to have benefited from its portrayal in the television sitcom. Over the past year, Yeganeh and investors have opened a couple of dozen Original Soup Man eateries across the country, including one in December at Vermont’s Stratton Mountain. Operator Dom Degiorgio says, “We’re a lot more accommodating than him; we even let customers sample the soups.” But “Seinfeld” fans familiar with the “Soup Nazi” episode often bellow, “No soup for you” as soon as they walk in the door. “Until I met him a couple times, I thought it was an act,” Degiorgio says of Yeganeh. “Now I’d say it’s 90 percent genuine and 10 percent exploiting an opportunity . . . he’s a very difficult person to get along with.” Dealing with Yeganeh’s food — which is the same at all the franchises — is a whole lot easier. His recipes are whipped up at two production facilities, in New Jersey and Indiana. The product is packaged in Cryovac and flashfrozen to preserve flavor and texture. According to Degiorgio, “What’s unique is how fresh, tasty and flavorful the soups are.” The key? “Wholesome, top-quality ingredients.” Before he agreed to invest in the company, Degiorgio conducted three different taste tests, sampling up to 40 soups each time. Every day, Degiorgio says, the Stratton shop offers around 10 different soups. Crab or lobster bisque is always available. The other varieties cater to vegetarians, as well as seafood, meat and poultry lovers. Degiorgio’s favorite is the Italian wedding soup, which is “as good as my grandmother used to make,” he notes. He also recommends the mushroom barley, jambalaya and Cosmo Kramer’s favorite, mulligatawny. The hot stuff is pricey: $4.95-6.95 a cup, $6.95-8.95 a bowl; and the two seafood bisques cost even more — $8.95 a cup or $10.95 a bowl. It must be worth it, though, because the lobster bisque outsells all the other soups three to one. Each serving of soup comes with bread, a piece of fruit and some imported chocolate. Sandwiches and salads are also available.

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The folks at Bruegger’s bagels are showing some heart with a new employee benefit. As of January 1, bakery and commissary managers, as well as employees of Bruegger’s headquarters in Burlington, get paid time off when they give blood or donate bone marrow or organs. Human Resources Director Matt Riley says the new benefit was created because of one particularly inspiring employee: Eileen Rooney, a documentation specialist who has worked for Breugger’s for seven or eight years. In 2004, Rooney became the first anonymous living

Crumbs Oddly enough, there’s a Vermont connection to a new memoir titled Bento Box in the Heartland: My Japanese Girlhood in Whitebread America. Author Linda Furiya lives in Shelburne and teaches cooking lessons locally. The book tells about Furiya’s childhood in small-town Indiana, and the prejudice she faced as the only Asian in school. At the time, eating Japanese food was both a source of pleasure and a marker of cultural difference. For instance, Furiya writes about how she snuck into the girls’ room at lunchtime to scarf down onigiri — stuffed rice balls — so the other students wouldn’t see. Each chapter centers around the importance of food in Furiya’s life, and ends with a recipe for one of the dishes mentioned in the chapter. Visit www. lindafuriya.com for more information. Cheese is good for you — and others, as it turns out. This month, the Grafton Village Cheese Company — part of the Windham Foundation — has teamed up with the American Institute of Wine and Food to help fund the Julia Child Scholarship. The $2500 scholarship, which is administered by the Vermont Student Assistance Corporation, is awarded each year to a Vermont student who wishes to pursue a culinary education. Starting this month, sales from special wheels and blocks of Grafton Classic Reserve black-waxed cheddar will help fund the scholarship. Theresa Frank, who works in the accounts receivable department at Grafton, says the twoyear aged scholarship cheese has its own special label and is “very handsome.” It comes in three sizes: a four-pack of 8 oz. “mini-wheels,” 2-pound blocks and 10-pound blocks. The latter are geared towards chefs, but plain-old cheese fanatics can buy them, too. To purchase the cheese or for more information, visit www. graftonvillagecheese.com. An MSNBC website touting Burlington as “a hipster’s paradise” appears to have had a little difficulty with its fact checking. The B-town write-up, which was last updated on December 26, 2006, is full of suggestions for what to do during a 24-hour layover in the Queen City. Pauline Frommer — of Frommer’s guidebook fame — is spot-on when she tells visitors to breakfast at Penny Cluse and dine at A Single Pebble. However, she misses the mark with her lunch recommendation. “Right in the heart of Burlington,” she writes, “is the bustling restaurant, the NECI Commons.” Um . . . not for more than a year, Ms. Frommer. Maybe the folks over at MSNBC should check our Seven Nights dining guide more often. >

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FOREVER YOUNG

Big news for rock fans this week, as “alternative” legends Sonic Youth are finally making their way to Vermont. They’ll be playing the Higher Ground Ballroom on Sunday, February 18, with bi-coastal drifters Wooden Wand. Most folks already know something of the SY story — how the band was forged in the fires of the New York No Wave scene, then, over two decades, grew from gnarly postpunks to purveyors of textured art-rock. Though they’ve mellowed with age, their music still has plenty of bite, and their live sets always seem to include more than few full-on freakouts. Sunday’s show seemed to come out of nowhere; I’d assumed SY had pretty much wrapped up touring in support of their most recent studio album, Rather Ripped. Turns out they’re now gigging behind The Destroyed Room: B-Sides & Rarities, which collects audio detritus from their years with Geffen Records. Actually, it’s not really a very big tour — a few New England dates and two shows in Mexico — which makes their Green Mountain pop-in that much more exciting. It’s hard to gauge what songs will comprise their set list — will it be new stuff or a selection of classics? Since the band plays in unconventional tunings, they have the tendency to stick to more or less the same numbers for entire tours. So what we hear in South Burlington should be similar to what the kids in Guadalajara will rock out to later in the month. But it’d take a hell of a road trip to confirm this. Or maybe just the Internet. And what of Wooden Wand? Well, they’re pretty out there, even for, ahem, “freak-folk.” I really dig their ’05 release, Buck Dharma, and not just because it’s named after the guitarist for Blue Oyster Cult. Wow — I can’t believe I managed to work another BOC reference into this column. They should totally give me a cut of their royalties. Anyway, WW seem to release an album every weekend, so it’s pretty hard to keep up. I’m sure they’ll have a whole new batch of discs at their merch table; maybe I’ll load up.

HOLDING STEADY I was recently tipped off to a contest being held by Magic Hat Brewing Company that might just help local musicians gain some exposure. “Solid Gold on Hold” offers tunesmiths a chance to provide the music for the Hat’s next “on hold” message. That’s definitely a hell of a lot cooler than listening to an automated voice tell you that “your call is important to us.” Which, in my experience, is never true. The beer slingers are inviting interested musicians of all genres to compete for the top honor. That means that death metal bands aren’t excluded! I’d personally love to hear “all representatives are busy”

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Cagle, who’s apparently one of them thar modern country stars. Perhaps the strangest show I’ve gotten wind about is The Wards with the Dirty Blondes, which takes place at Wine Works, of all places. That punky blowout goes down on Friday night. Neither band comes to mind when I think about a mellow pinot grigio, but it should be wild.

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delivered in a Cookie Monster growl. With a blastbeat behind it. Here’s how the actual contest works: Head to www.MagicHat. net/gold to sign up and upload your ditty. Once enough submisKIM GORDON OF SONIC YOUTH sions are gathered, the public will vote for the winner. Sort of like “American Idol,” minus the inevitable recording contract. But who needs superstardom, anyway? The chosen champion will not only go down in Hat history, but will also be awarded a $1000 shopping spree at Small Dog Electronics. That’s it — I’m in. An aside: The logo for the competition is modified from the artwork that graces Magic Hat’s spring seasonal ale, hI.P.A. Why should you care? Because Stanley Mouse — the artist who created the Grateful Dead’s iconic “skull and roses” graphic — designed it. Far out, man.

BEAD ’EM UP Speaking of Magic Hat, how can we forget their sponsorship of downtown Burlington’s annual Mardi Gras event? That’s right, this Saturday is your yearly opportunity to stand in the freezing cold and get beads flung at you. For more info on this curious ritual, see guide in this issue. There’s also quite a bit of music taking place in addition to the big parade. Actually, for most local venues, the party starts Friday night. Here’s a partial roundup of the sounds on offer. Nectar’s hosts twisted country-rockers Chuch with Fungus Amungus on Friday. The following evening features music from noon ’til whenever, with the Boogie Hustlers, Japhy Ryder, Blue Sky Mission, Roku and Funk Wagon all stopping by. Metronome’s got a 6 p.m. early show with the Anarchist Orchestra and Sugarblue on Saturday, followed by a special Mardi Gras edition of Retronome. Higher Ground kicks out the jams on Friday with Soulvation Army and DJ Koushik. I have it on good authority that this show will be a musical tribute to Sly & the Family Stone and will feature various local music luminaries. The following evening, HG has Chris

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For those of you who like the hard stuff — and I mean musically speaking — there’s a big-ass metal show taking place at Burlington’s Odd Fellows Hall this Saturday. Bands include Philly/upstate New York’s Architect, whose sound is deliciously noisy and full of pummel. Then there’s New Hampshire’s The Network, who’ve got that whole “controlled chaos” thing going on. Rounding out the bill are This Is Why, and Burlington’s own Romans and Caracalla. The latter is currently my favorite heavy band in all of Vermont. Not a bad endorsement, I might add. The show is substance-free, all-ages and kicks off at 6 p.m. Admission is a mere $8. BYOE — that is, bring your own earplugs.

READY TO RUMBLE? If you’re looking to get better at anything, you’ve got to test your mettle. For musicians, this can only mean one thing: a battle of the bands. There’s something beautifully Darwinian in the concept, and nothing puts a fire in your gut like “getting owned.” The Vermont Youth Orchestra has teamed up with Higher Ground to host a BOB on Wednesday, March 21. That’s more than a month off, but I figured you might need some time to practice up. Proceeds raised from the competition will go towards the VYO’s upcoming concert tour of China. Now before you pros get all excited about the idea of schooling some fresh-faced upstarts, keep in mind that the contest is open to high school and college acts only. So go pick on someone your own size. Superstar judges include saxman Dave Grippo, singer-songwriter Amber DeLaurentis and some dude named Jon Fishman. No word yet on the MC, but I’ll bet he or she will be extra-awesome. Of course, there are prizes, including a Washburn acoustic guitar from Advance Music, recording time at Egan Media Productions, and even an opening-band slot at Nectar’s. That should get you started on the road to glory. Interested bands can request an application by emailing BattleOfTheBandsVYO@yahoo.com. Once you fill that out, submit it with a one-song demo and 25 bucks from your band’s slush fund. You’ve got one of those, right? I mean, I can’t teach you everything. Anyway, send that stuff to: VYOA: Battle of the Bands, 223 Ethan Allen Ave., Colchester, VT 05446. Oh, yeah, the deadline is 5 p.m. on February 21, so get cracking!

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JAZZ JAM, Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; SHANE HARDIMAN GROUP (jazz), 8 p.m. NC; ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), 10 p.m. NC. THE DAN SKEA ENSEMBLE WITH SPECIAL GUESTS TARYN NOELLE, JOHN RIVERS, GEZA CARR, KATE PARADISE & MORE (jazz; CD release party), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & FRIENDS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. THE GOBSHITES (rock), Rí Rå Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. A-DOG PRESENTS: IT BEEZ LIKE THAT (live hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. GLAMORAMA PRESENTS: JUMBLE (DJ mix), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. DJ FAT PAT (reggae, funk, soul), Auggie’s Island Grill, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT TRIVIA, Nectar’s, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by JO MAMA & THE FUNK DADDYS REV TOR BAND, (funk, rock, jam), 9 p.m. NC. POOF! WITH DJ PRECIOUS (drag cabaret), Club Metronome, 8 p.m. $6. FUNKWAGON, Second Floor, 10 p.m. $3/5. 18+. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop, r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. LION PRIDE SOUND (reggae DJ), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. DJ NICENESS (reggae), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJS MANA & KILLA JEWEL (breakbeat), Plan B, 10 p.m. NC. STATE RADIO, THE NEW AMSTERDAMS (rock, pop, reggae), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $14/16. AA.

RUMBLE DOLL, KEEGHAN NOLAN, BRANDED (pop-country, Americana), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $5/7. AA. DOMESTIC BLEND (jam), Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. WCLX BLUES NIGHT WITH THE HOUSE ROCKERS, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. 1/2 YARD (rock), Backstage Pub, 7:30 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley DR. HONEYWELL (funky covers), Two Brothers Tavern, 10 p.m. NC.

:: central BILLY CALDWELL (singer-songwriter), Bolton Valley Resort, 8 p.m. NC. MADDUB (dub, reggae), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. BROOKE BROWN SARACINO (jazz-folk singer-songwriter), Langdon St. CafÊ, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by MAX G. (folk, garage-rock, comedy), 9 p.m. NC. PATRICK FITZSIMMONS (contemporary folk singer-songwriter), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 8:30 p.m. $3-5. REGGAE DANCEHALL PARTY (DJ), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop, r&b), Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. SETH YACOVONE (solo acoustic), Matterhorn, 9:30 p.m. NC. BLUE VELVET TRIO (electric blues), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. MICHAEL CHORNEY (solo acoustic), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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:: burlington area SOUL SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; MICHAEL CHORNEY (singersongwriter), 9 p.m. NC; MICKEY WESTERN (psychedelic Americana), 10 p.m. NC; MAGIC SPARKLE (indie-rock), 11 p.m. NC; MANY MENTAL MISTAKES (rock), midnight. NC. INNER FIRE DISTRICT (Gypsy, Eastern European), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Rí Rå Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Red Square, 9 p.m. $3, followed by NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. $3. CLASS (classic house DJ), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. SETH YACOVONE (solo acoustic), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by CHUCH, FUNGUS AMUNGUS (altcountry, rock, jam), 9 p.m. $3. GREYSPOKE, CALLIE LIPTON TEA, INCARNATIONS OF ED, FUNK TACO (jam), Club Metronome, 8 p.m. $6/NC. 18+. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. LATIN DANCE PARTY WITH DJ HECTOR (salsa merengue), Second Floor, 8 p.m. $3/10. 18+, followed by VOODOO WITH DJ ROBBIE J. & GUESTS (hip-hop, reggae, Latin), 11 p.m. $3/10. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ CRE8 (hip-hop), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. DJ TRICKY PAT (mash-ups), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJS A-DOG & ZJ (hip-hop), Plan B, 10 p.m. NC. UNITED COLLEGE CLUB PRESENTS: ROCK AT ECHO (rock bands; benefit), Echo Center, 8 p.m. $5. AA. SAMARA LARK JAZZ OUTFIT, INTERGALACTIC TAXI (jazz, fusion), Monkey House, 8 p.m. $3. MARDI GRAS KICKOFF WITH SOULVATION ARMY & GUESTS, DJ KOUSHIK (funk, soul, dance), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $6/8. AA. KARAOKE WITH MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA.

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RESOULED (r&b, soul), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. PUSH (rock), Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley MARK LEGRAND (acoustic country), Coffee Hound, 7 p.m. NC. OXO (acoustic rock), B.U. Emporium, 8:30 p.m. NC. DJ DANCE PARTY WITH TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central HOUSE ROCKERS (blues-rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. HONKY-TONK HAPPY HOUR WITH MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS, Langdon St. CafÊ, 6 p.m. Donations; TERESA STORCH (singersongwriter), 8 p.m. Donations; FLATBUSH (Americana, rock), 9 p.m. Donations. NOBBY REED PROJECT (blues-rock), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. BLUE LIGHT LOUNGE WITH GIOVANNI ROVETTO & GUESTS (jazz), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. Donations. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honkytonk, rockabilly), Purple Moon Pub, 7:30 p.m. NC. PAN-ASHE (steel drum, Caribbean), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $10. AARON AUDET (solo acoustic), Iron Lantern, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. NATURAL BREAKDOWN (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. THE CONNIPTION FITS (high-energy rock), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $6. THE PULSE (r&b, hip-hop), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $7. EAMES BROTHERS (original blues), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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MEREDITH & MIKE DUO (folk), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC; OLDE MEN ON ACID (acid-folk), 8 p.m. NC; APRIL PATTERSON (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC; MIA ADAMS (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC; THE GORGE (rock), 11 p.m. NC. THE COMPLAINTS (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. MARDIS GRAS SPECTACULAR WITH DJS LADYFINGER, CRE8, DAVE GRIPPO FUNK BAND, A-DOG (dance, hip-hop, funk), Red Square, 9 p.m. $3. STEREOPHONIC (jazzy beats, downtempo grooves), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. BLUE SKY MISSION CLUB (reggae, zydeco), Nectar’s, 4 p.m. NC; FUNK WAGON, BOOGIE HUSTLERS, JAPHY RYDER, ROKU (funk, jam, jazz), 7 p.m. $5. ANARCHIST ORCHESTRA, SUGAR BLUE (Americana, alt-country, bluegrass), Club Metronome, 6 p.m. $5, followed by RETRONOME (’80s dance party), 10 p.m. $5. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. MARDI GRAS MADNESS WITH DJ VINCE 1 (top 40, hip-hop, dance), Second Floor, 5 p.m. NC before 8. $3/12. 18+. DJ C-LOW (hip-hop), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. THE WARDS, DIRTY BLONDES (punkrock), Wine Works, 8 p.m. NC. DJS ANUBUS & JJ (hip-hop), Plan B, 10 p.m. NC. ARCHITECT, THE NETWORK, CARACALLA, ROMANS, THIS IS WHY, JOHNNY CAGE IS A FAKE (metal, hardcore), Oddfellows Hall, 6 p.m. $8. AA. MARDI GRAS PARTY WITH DJ PRECIOUS (dance), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3. CHRIS CAGLE (modern country), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $30/32. AA. DJ NICO (reggae, hip-hop), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley OPEN MIKE WITH MIKE PELKEY, B.U. Emporium, 8:30 p.m. NC. MARDI GRAS PARTY WITH DJ EARL, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. JOSH BROOKS BAND (Americana, singer-songwriter; CD release party), Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 7:30 p.m. $7.

:: central RED HOT JUBA (eclectic Americana), Old Yankee Restaurant, 6:30 p.m. NC. LUCY VINCENT (acoustic groove-rock), Bolton Valley Resort, 9 p.m. NC. MADE IN IRON (Iron Maiden tribute), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. NINA SCHOENTHALL ART OPENING WITH 35TH PARALLEL (Mediterr Asian jazz), Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. Donations, followed by SESSION AMERICANA, 9:30 p.m. Donations. GUAGUA (psychotropical jazz), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. LATIN DANCE PARTY WITH DJ HECTOR (salsa, merengue), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. NC. REBECCA CORREIA (singer-songwriter), Purple Moon Pub, 7:30 p.m. NC. ONESIDE (rock, Americana), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $10. DON GOODMAN (solo acoustic), Iron Lantern, 7 p.m. NC. HARRY MANX & STEVE MARINNER (folk, world), Tunbridge Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $15/20.

:: northern ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+. JOE CRIBEAU (solo acoustic), The Alley, 7 p.m. NC. 1x6-vtpub021407 2/12/07 4:46

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THE HERO CYCLE, LAKES AND PONDS EP

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Burlington’s indie-rock big band The Hero Cycle recently signed a global digital distribution deal with Australian label Hidden Shoal. The arrangement will bring their latest EP, Lakes and Ponds, to a handful of prominent online retailers, including iTunes and e-music. It’s a savvy move by a savvy band, and one that might help them succeed beyond Vermont. Musically, THC owe a lot to Canadian collective Broken Social Scene, a surpassingly popular act with a sprawling membership. The similarities between the two groups are numerous, from the crisp cymbal work to the lofty guitars. Then there’s the songwriting itself, which is pop-oriented but sonically intrepid. THC employ prominent keyboard, which meshes with the delay-flecked axes in a supersized swirl of sound. Leader Frank Smecker’s handsome croon is nicely complimented by co-vocalist Hannah Wall’s demure melodies. The rhythm section is solid; they’d pretty much have to be, considering the racket the front line makes. Drummer John Gorman lays heavily into the backbeat, launching the occasional rapid-fire fill. Bassist Shawn Flanagan, who is no longer with the group, provides sure-footed low end that colors the corners, yet never distracts. Opener “Breathing In” sets the tone for the rest of the record, with pinprick guitars and gauzy vocals that share an attractively muted quality. It’s a close cousin to shoegaze, the dreamily melodic genre that captivated indie fans in the ’90s. The main difference is velocity: THC skip along with a punky energy that’s missing in the haze-happy acts of yore. “Lovers Crime” brings the keyboards to the forefront without sacrificing the six-string thrust. Wall’s voice floats airily above the instrumentation in a lovely, if disaffected, way before Smecker takes over for the bridge. It’s a smart ditty, but cops too much from Broken Social Scene to be called original. More novel is “American Proxy,” a gallantly risqué number that would be perfect for an open-ended road trip with a willing flame. It’s followed by the instrumental “A New Love for Lakes and Ponds,” which builds to a stormy crescendo from fragments of blissed-out guitar and keyboard. My favorite cut on the disc is the closing number, “You vs. Them.” While still somewhat derivative, it’s got a romantic quality that sounds gloriously bona fide. There’s also a really cool lead guitar part that shows the band is capable of more than just shuddering strums and cascading octaves. I’m looking forward to the day when The Hero Cycle shed their influences to become the great band they seem destined to be. Catch them at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge on Wednesday, February 21 with two other excellent acts, Relay and Lymbic System. CASEY REA

Aram Bedrosian is one badass bass player. Although his new, self-titled CD is his first solo effort, the Burlington-based musician and instructor has been entrenched in the local scene for nearly 20 years. Bedrosian has shared the stage or recorded with a variety of interesting artists, such as Chris Wood of Medeski, Martin & Wood, The Gordon Stone Band, Concentric, Ween, bluesman Joe Bonamassa and pop-country act Rumble Doll. A UVM grad in jazz and classical composition, Bedrosian is a highly versatile player, comfortable with a wide range of styles — progressive rock, speed metal, pop, folk, fusion, jazz and electronica. He’s also garnering worldwide interest as a bass teacher, providing online lessons via webcam from his Burlington studio. His debut was mixed and mastered by Andre Maquera at West Street Digital Studios, and it sounds clear and crisp. Throughout the recording, Bedrosian not only displays uncanny control and command of his bass, but also shows a clear direction for his unique instrumental voice. You can definitely hear why Bedrosian is effective in so many genres; his chops alone exceed most players’. But what really makes these tracks — composed over two years and recorded in six months — truly amazing is that they were laid down with just a single bass guitar. That’s right: no overdubs or special effects of any kind, just highly creative compositions and rock-solid performances. Bedrosian’s impressive dynamics produce infectious, resonating grooves that really hold your attention. “Mezzanine,” “Terracotta” and “No Words” each turn on the drop of a dime, while “Space Opera” and “Thumpty Dumpty” feature well punctuated solos that quite literally left my mouth agape. If you enjoy the bass guitar’s bottom-end rhythms and punch, you’ll want to hop aboard this train. Bedrosian’s instrument is the engine, and he’s an incredibly capable conductor. Catch his CD release party at Higher Ground Tuesday, February 20, with another one-man band, That 1 Guy. JOE MILLIKEN

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OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC, followed by GREG FREED (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC; GHOST OF NATHAN GROW CROW (folk fairytales), 9 p.m. NC. MI YARD REGGAE NIGHT WITH DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS, Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS WITH WIZZ, AQUA, JUSTIN R.E.M., HAITIAN (electronic), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $7/10. 18+. SONIC YOUTH, WOODEN WAND (rock, indie, experimental), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $22/25. AA. LATIN DANCE PARTY WITH DJ HECTOR (salsa, merengue), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3. PINE STREET JAZZ WITH ALLISON MANN, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central MORSE-CARR-MOROZ TRIO (jazz), Langdon St. CafĂŠ, 9 p.m. Donations. DUST POETS, JASON SPOONER (folk, Americana, singer-songwriter; legal defense benefit), Middle Earth, 7 p.m. Donations.

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GUAGUA (psychotropical jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by HONKY -TONK SESSIONS, 10 p.m. NC. DAYVE HUCKETT (solo jazz guitar), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT WITH DMS & SUPER K (reggae, dancehall, hip-hop), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. HALF DEEP WITH DJ CAPSULE (eclectic), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. DJ FAT PAT (reggae, funk, soul), Auggie’s Island Grill, 10 p.m. NC. ODDWAY, MR. BUMBY (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC/$5. THAT 1 GUY, ARAM BEDROSIAN (oneman band, rock, bass fusion); CD release party, Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7:30 p.m. $10. AA. MOONSHINE JAZZ WITH ZAK MITCHELL & NICHOLAS CASSARINO (troubadour jazz), Blue Star CafÊ, 7 p.m. NC. KELLY RAVIN OF LUCY VINCENT (solo acoustic), Monkey House, 8:30 p.m. NC.

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:: central KARAOKE WITH BLUE MOON ENTERTAINMENT, Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. FAT TUESDAY MARDI GRAS PARTY WITH THE HONKY METERS (The Meters tribute), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. NC, followed by SARA GRACE & THE SUITS (folk-rock, funky roots), 9 p.m. NC. TOM & JAIRO (Spanish guitar & trumpet), Main St. Bar & Grill, 7 p.m. NC.

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ALINA SIMONE & GABRIEL MILLERPHILLIPS (singer-songwriters), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. GRIPPO-SKLAR QUINTET (jazz, funk), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. WHIPLASH PRESENTS: MISANTHROPE (drum ’n’ bass DJ), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC.

LUCID, THE CALAMITY JANES (jam, alt-country), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC/$5. HOOKERS & BLOW WITH DIZZY REED OF GUNS N’ ROSES (rock, covers), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5/8. 19+. SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. BEATS & PIECES WITH DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. JOHN DEMUS PRESENTS: ENCORE (roots -reggae), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH BONNIE, St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. OPEN MIKE COFFEEHOUSE: College students share notes in an on-campus musical revue. Fireplace Lounge, IDX Student Life Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 8:30-11 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6416. THE SUSIE ARIOLI BAND: Sultry Canadian vocalist Arioli croons heartmelting jazz standards with a sextet that features guitarist Jordan Officer. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $28. Info, 863-5966. FARMERS’ NIGHT CONCERT: Troy Peters conducts members of the Vermont Youth and Vermont Symphony orchestras in a side-by-side performance of Valentine’s Day fare. Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 876-9293.

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‘THE AURA’: This Argentinean psychological thriller follows a nameless epileptic man caught in a web of mistaken identity. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. DARTMOUTH DOUBLE FEATURE: Ben Kingsley plays a sadistic, profane gangster in the heist flick Sexy Beast; then The Public Enemy offers a peek at the power of the Prohibition-era mob. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 8:45 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘THE LIFE & TIMES OF SNOWFLAKE BENTLEY’: A discussion follows this documentary about the Vermont man who first successfully captured snow crystals with a still camera. South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209.

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‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: Soft-shoed appreciators of Border folk music step out in traditional Lowland formations. Union Elementary School, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $4-6. Info, 879-7618.

BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Sam Hand’s The Star That Set examine the history of the Republican Party in Vermont politics. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. CARLA NEGGERS: The Quechee-based romance writer talks about authoring suspenseful, spicy narratives. South Burlington Community Library, noon. Free. Info, 652-7076. NIGHT RIDER SERIES: A live DJ spins for spinning boarders in this jam-style competition on jump, rail and pipe. Bolton Valley Resort Terrain Park, registration 5-6:30 p.m., contest 6:308:30 p.m. Call for cost. Info, 434-6804.

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‘DANCING AT LUGHNASA’: Northern Stage presents the Tony Award-winning Irish play about five charismatic sisters living in 1936. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $19-44. Info, 296-7000. SHORT WORKS FESTIVAL: Champlain Theater stages six performance pieces written, directed and acted by students and community members. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 8 p.m. $14. Info, 651-5962. ‘THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES’: Eve Ensler’s wise, witty, Obie Awardwinning play delves into women’s experiences. Dunbar Hall, Sterling College, Craftsbury Common, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 586-7711, ext. 159.

DIALOGUES ON DIVERSITY: Reverend Osagyefo Sekou of the Interfaith Worker Justice Center of New Orleans describes the ongoing struggle to rebuild the Gulf Coast fairly. Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College Library, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1356. ‘NATIONAL SECURITY & LAW’S LIMITS’: Robert Rachlin of Downs, Rachlin and Martin considers the effects of the war on terrorism on the Constitution and prisoners’ rights. A community discussion follows at Burlington College, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

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MILITARY HISTORY: Preservationist Elsa Gilbertson describes a powder horn belonging to a Revolutionary War soldier that was found at Mount Independence. Fort Ticonderoga’s Thompson-Pell Research Center, Ticonderoga, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-585-2821. ‘EXPLORING THE SACRED’: UVM religion prof emeritus Ted Brenneman focuses on feminine qualities in the cosmos and in people. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘SHOPPING: A LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP’: Authors Judith Levine and Bill McKibben discuss the politics, pleasures and pitfalls of conscious consumption. Room 220, McCardell Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5355. GROUND COVER: Native wildflower expert Kate Carter offers an illustrated intro to Vermont’s shrubs and vines. Blasberg Building, UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3073.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

VALENTINE’S DAY STORYTIME: Kids up to age 5 sit in caregivers’ laps for an extra-sweet tale. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-4665.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-7477. PUBLIC SKATING: Metal-shod gliders trace figure-eights and practice puck-hustling moves at Leddy Arena, Burlington, 8:30-11:15 a.m. $4, skate rental $3 per pair. Info, 865-7558.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginning and intermediate-level players cut corners to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. NOONTIME KNITTERS: Crafty types pause for patterns amid midday stitches. Waterbury Public Library, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. KNITTING CIRCLE: Yarn workers cast on to seasonal projects at the BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $5. Info, 767-9670. EMBROIDERERS’ GUILD: Savvy stitchers learn new needle techniques with colorful thread. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339.

CHARITY BINGO: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. VISITOR VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: In 45-minute info sessions, trainees learn how to assist seniors who require help in their homes. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Chace Mill, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, www. cvaa.org or 865-0360. VALENTINE’S DAY SOCIAL: The Starline Rhythm Boys make grooves and listeners bust moves in between nibbles of hors d’oeuvres and a dessert buffet. Highgate Manor Inn, 6-10 p.m. $50 per couple. Reservations and info, 868-9007. A VERGENNES VALENTINE: Romantic revelers sway to songs by Broadway vocalists Bill Carmichael Walsh and Evelyn Kwanza, backed by a local jazz quartet. Vergennes Opera House, 7:30-10 p.m. $12. Info, 877-6737. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Bloom tenders hear how to coddle orchids through the cold months. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. HEALING CIRCLE: Spiritual seekers hear about 20th-century healer Bruno Groening, then try to apply his teachings. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8971. WELLNESS CLINIC: Back-pain sufferers learn about common causes, symptoms and prevention of spine ailments. Kintner Chiropractic Center, Jericho, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 899-5400.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. JSC COFFEEHOUSE: The New Jerseybased jam rockers of Natural Breakdown provide uptempo beats at the Base Lodge, Johnson State College, 8-10:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356. BETH TELFORD & JIM GREEN: Expect Cape Breton-style fiddling and folk guitar from this Vermont-based musical duo. Cabot Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2721.

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‘THE ENVIRONMENTAL CRISIS & THE ARTS’: Middlebury College scholarin-residence Bill McKibben describes how visual and literary creations are influencing climate change discussions. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5235. PANEL DISCUSSION: Enthusiasts of chinoiserie hear experts offer opinions on collecting Asian art. Shelburne Art Center Gallery, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3648. ARTIST MEET-UP: Creative types from the Burlington area trade tips about exhibition spaces and art trends at an informal networking event. Club Metronome, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 264-4839.

words ‘FROM PAGE TO SCREEN’: Cinema buffs and lit lovers pore over Edmond Rostand’s Cyrano de Bergerac after having seen a film version. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

‘AFTER HURRICANE KATRINA’: Professor Bruce Duthu addresses racial discrimination and disenfranchisement in the aftermath of New Orleans’ worst natural disaster. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1310. DIALOGUES ON DIVERSITY, PART II: Reverend Osagyefo Sekou of the Interfaith Worker Justice Center of New Orleans discusses the future of the civil rights movement. Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College Library, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1356. BOOKED FOR LUNCH: UVM history professor and Holocaust scholar Jonathan Huener explains ongoing research. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 865-7211. NORDIC EXPLORATION: Members of the Catamount Trail Association offer multimedia presentations about endurance skiing in Russia and winter trail sports in the Green Mountains. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

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PUBLIC SKATING: See February 14. VERMONT FROST HEAVES: The Green Mountain State’s new pro basketball team tips off against the Maryland Nighthawks. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 7:05 p.m. $6-15. Info, 863-5966.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 14. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488. LBGTQ VISIBILITY DAY: Vermont’s lesbian, gay, bi, trans, or questioning citizens meet face-to-face with legislators about pending bills on gender identity and marriage equality. Statehouse, Montpelier, 8 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812. CITIZEN ACTION DAY: Environmentally aware Vermonters lobby for greener laws. Rooms 10 & 11, Statehouse, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, www.vtactionday.org or 223-2328, ext. 112.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See February 14. CHARITY BINGO: See February 14. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat at the Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202, Vermont Tech, Blair Industrial Park, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965. SCALE MODELING GROUP: Hobbyists break out the superglue and sweat the small stuff at a miniature-construction skill swap. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0765. WINTER WELLNESS: Herb aficionados learn how to strengthen immune systems and address infections with a ginger-garlic concoction. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $10. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. ITALIAN SOCIAL NIGHT: Language learners nibble biscotti and brush up on tricky grammatical structures. Euro Gourmet Market & CafĂŠ, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467. EMP WORKSHOP: Landlords and property managers learn the “essential maintenance practicesâ€? required for lead paint under Vermont law. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 5-9 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-290-0527. NATURAL CHILDBIRTH: Prenatal and pediatric specialist Dr. Matt Rushford explains the anatomical changes that accompany pregnancy and delivery. Rushford Family Chiropractic, South Burlington, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 860-3336.

SAVION GLOVER: The tap impresario of Bring in ’Da Noise, Bring in ’Da Funk fame shows his happy feet in an act set to live music by Vivaldi and Bach. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $35-55. Info, 863-5966. DANCING ACROSS BORDERS: This innovative contemporary troupe from MontrÊal blends music, sculpture, photography, text and improvised movement in Chalk, a collaborative work by five artists. Dance Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Lively music inspires movers to make rural rounds in clean, soft-soled shoes. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $7, free for beginners. Info, 899-2378.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. CONCERT DUO: Cellist Pieter Wispelwey and pianist Dejan Lazic perform an all-Beethoven concert consisting of five sonatas and variations on Mozart’s Magic Flute and a Handel theme. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 443-6433. DARTMOUTH GLEE CLUB: Collegiate voices mix fairies and mortals in Gilbert and Sullivan’s 1882 comic operetta Iolanthe, a satire lampooning Britain’s House of Lords. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $18. Info, 603-646-2422. CLASSICAL CONCERT: Clarinetist Elizabeth Leblanc and pianist Annemieke Spoelstra perform music by Mozart, Debussy, and other composers. St. Paul’s Methodist Church, St. Albans, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 578-7140. TAMMY FLETCHER & JON GAILMOR: High-school-aged guest musicians join the soul diva and family-folk entertainer at People’s Academy Auditorium, Morrisville, 7 p.m. $5-8. Info, 888-3625. MUSIC RECITAL: Clarinetist Wesley Christensen joins pianist Joseph Pepper and bassist Michael Hopkins for a program of works by American composers from Aaron Copland to Vermont resident David Gunn. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 542-1250. CHAMBER QUARTET: A flutist, pianist, oboist and multi-instrumentalist perform works by various classical composers. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

drama ‘DANCING AT LUGHNASA’: See February 14. SHORT WORKS FESTIVAL: See February 14. ‘THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES’: See February 14, Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 229-0492. ‘TERROR BY GASLIGHT’: See February 15. ‘ARMS AND THE MAN’: See February 15. ‘THE ODD COUPLE’: See February 15. ‘THE FOREIGNER’: See February 15. ‘SELF EVIDENCE’: See February 15. MIKE MCGEE: The self-made comedian does his schtick, then adds slam poetry. North Lounge, Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2060.

film ‘THE FOUNTAIN’: In this fantastical epic, a Spanish conquistador lives through a millennium after finding the wellspring of eternal youth. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘BREAD AND TULIPS’: After she’s forgotten by her family in a highway cafĂŠ, an Italian mother hitchhikes to Venice in this comedy about midlife rebirth. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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talks THE ATOMIC AGE IN FILM: Cinema studies professor Barry Snyder analyzes how Hollywood absorbed the advent of nuclear weapons. A screening of Stanley Kubrick’s Cold War satire Dr. Strangelove follows. See calendar spotlight. Burlington College, lecture 6:30 p.m., film 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. VERMONT OPERA THEATER: Tim Tavcar of Lost Nation Theater explains dramatic vocal conventions, followed by a mini-concert of selections from Haydn’s Il Mondo Della Luna and two other operas. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 223-8610. WORLD FOLK MUSIC: Robert Resnik, the Vermont Public Radio host of “All the Traditions,� explores audible Africa. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

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Atomic weapons have been used only twice, when the U.S. dropped bombs on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki — but since 1945, nuclear proliferation has weighed heavily on humanity’s conscience. In a public lecture titled “The Bomb, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Go to the Movies,” Barry Snyder, chair of Burlington College’s Cinema Studies and Film Production Department, examines how that post-nuke paranoia percolated onto the silver screen. Excerpts from flicks such as Them!, Godzilla and Seven Days in May, released from the late 1940s through the early 1960s, illustrate anxiety in the forms of giant mutant ants, destructive lizard-kings and distrust of the Cold War militaryindustrial complex. Post-talk, duck and cover at a screening of Stanley Kubrick’s satirical opus Dr. Strangelove. The ATomic Age in Film

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‘CLIMBING NEWFOUNDLAND’: Three New Hampshire rock climbers relate their experience scaling a 1200-foot granite cliff nicknamed “Blow Me Down.” Huntington Town Library, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 244-7037.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 14. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See February 14, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters over age 3 gather for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. TODDLER TIME: Tykes ages 1-3 let off steam with songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. LINCOLN LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters up to age 5 form good reading habits in a tale-centered song-and-craft session. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. SPECIAL NEEDS INTRO: Kids learn what life is like for some of their peers at an event inspired by a National Geographic Kids story about Down Syndrome. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. AMERICAN GIRL NIGHT: Young ladies bring their dolls for activities celebrating African-American History Month. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. SONGS & STORIES: Kids of all ages join guitarist Matthew Witten for folk songs and funny tales. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. ‘KIDS’ KNIGHT OUT’: Ages 5-10 enjoy an evening of movies, swimming, food and more at Ross Gymnasium, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5:30-9 p.m. $10-15. Registration & info, 654-2721. MOVEMENT & MUSIC: Kids ages 2 to 5 learn about “on the go” science. ECHO, Burlington, 1:15 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See February 14, 10 a.m. MT. INDEPENDENCE HIKE: Outdoor enthusiasts can imagine spotting British redcoats on an easy, 2.5-mile climb up this historically significant peak. Call for Addison County-area meeting location and time. Free. Info, 899-3006.

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etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See February 14. CHARITY BINGO: See February 14. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. OWL PROWL: Adults and kids aged 14 and older learn about area species, then head outdoors to coax miceeating birds to give a hoot. Shelburne Farms, 7-10 p.m. $15. Registration and info, 985-8686, ext. 41. COMPUTER WORKSHOP: Savvy document managers go beyond the basics in Microsoft Word. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. AFRICA NIGHT: Performances by a Sudanese men’s choir and members of Jeh Kulu Dance & Drum Theater enhance an African dinner at a fundraiser for secondary schools in post-war Sudan. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 6-8:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 878-4014. SOUTH BURLINGTON WINTER FEST: A pizza party and family bingo kick off a cabin-fever reliever. South Burlington Central School, 6-8 p.m. $1 per card, three-card limit. Info, 846-4108.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. DARTMOUTH GLEE CLUB: See February 16. HARRY MANX: The Canadian bluesman blends traditional folk with East Indian ragas at the Tunbridge Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 431-3433. TERESA STORCH: This Boston-based folksinger strums personal, poignant melodies. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

dance DANCING ACROSS BORDERS: See February 16, FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $21. Info, 863-5966. BELLY DANCE PARTY: Sinuous stomachs undulate in a display of traditional Middle-Eastern moves. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 7-11 p.m. $5. Info, 859-3467. WESTERN-STYLE SQUARE DANCE: Heart-y do-si-do-ers make the rounds with Massachusetts-based caller Ken Ritucci and the Green Mountain Steppers at a post-Valentine’s-themed party. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 6:30-10:30 p.m. Call for cost. Info, 862-2928. CONTRA DANCE: Caller Lausanne Allen launches dancers in the right direction with help from a fiddler, a guitarist and a foot-tapping mandolin player. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163. COMMUNITY DANCE: Marc Sustic and the young bow wielders of the Fiddleheads offer lively tunes after a potluck dinner. South Hero Community Library, potluck 5:30 p.m., dance 6 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 372-6209.

drama ‘DANCING AT LUGHNASA’: See February 14.

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SAT.17 << 23B SHORT WORKS FESTIVAL: See February 14. ‘THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES’: See February 14, Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 229-0492. ‘TERROR BY GASLIGHT’: See February 15. ‘ARMS AND THE MAN’: See February 15. ‘THE ODD COUPLE’: See February 15, 2 & 8 p.m. ‘THE FOREIGNER’: See February 15. ‘SELF EVIDENCE’: See February 15. ‘THE PRODIGAL DAUGHTER’: This homegrown musical changes the gender of a familiar biblical figure and adds tunes by John Denver, among other pop and Broadway numbers. All Saints Church, South Burlington, 5 p.m. $4-7. Info, 862-9750.

film ‘THE FOUNTAIN’: See February 16, 7 & 9 p.m. ‘CAPOTE’: Academy Award winner Philip Seymour Hoffman portrays the acclaimed writer as he researches four brutal Kansas murders. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘THE QUEEN’: Dame Helen Mirren stars in this fictional account of events behind Buckingham Palace walls after the death of Princess Diana. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:10 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘CORDUROY’: Rage Films’ latest ski action flick covers king-sized cliff drops in Alaska, Greenland, Austria, Switzerland and other locales. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9911, ext. 203.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. WATERCOLOR DEMO: Painter Chelsea Lindner shows how to use waterproofing masks on paper before and after adding color. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236. ASIAN ART APPRAISAL DAY: Collector Douglas Schneible evaluates up to three objects per person at the Shelburne Art Center Gallery, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. $10. Info, 985-3648.

talks GROWING LOCALLY: Gardening expert Charlie Nardozzi offers a green thumb’s perspective on planting a plot of edibles; then two local chefs offer their two cents. Gardener’s Supply Company, Burlington, first session 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Second session, 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. $10. Info, 660-3500.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 14. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. FAMILY FOLK: Musician Lynne Robbins leads singers and listeners of all ages in old faves and fun sing-along songs. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. MARDI GRAS MASKS: Kids create festive, one-of-a-kind face coverings. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 1:30-3 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4665. ‘WINTER WONDERLAND’: Storytelling, songs and sledding entertain kids and their parents in a seasonal ode to cold. Clementwood Spiritual Life Center, Rutland, 9:30 a.m. - noon. Donations. Info, 773-4488.

sport DROP-IN YOGA: Basic-level stretchers improve flexibility and balance in a casual session. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 793-2656. SLOPESTYLE EVENT: Male and female skiers and snowboarders compete in separate divisions to qualify for the Jeep Terrain Park Challenge. Bolton Valley Resort Terrain Park, registration 10-11 a.m., contest 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $30. Info, 434-6804. ADIRONDACK POND HIKE: Water lovers meander for a moderate 8 miles along Schroon River, East Mill Flow, and Round, Moriah and Trout ponds. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 863-1145. ‘WHOA-GA’ WORKSHOP: Certified riding and yoga instructor Cathy Reynolds teaches body alignment for equine enthusiasts, with help from balance balls. Yoga In Rochester, 10 a.m. - noon. $25. Info, 767-9940. ADAPTIVE CROSS-COUNTRY CLINIC: A certified instructor shows non-walkers how to improve their “sit ski” technique. Catamount Family Outdoor Center, Williston, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $45 includes equipment rental, trail fee and instruction. Info, 862-6322. STOWE SNOWSHOE: Experienced winter hikers wear crampons to ascend Mt. Mansfield’s forehead on this 6-mile trek. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 888-3375.

activism LIBRARY BUDGET: Montpelier residents prep for Town Meeting Day by learning about library funding efforts. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See February 14. SOUTH BURLINGTON WINTER FEST: See February 14. Evening indoor games follow outdoor activities, from sleigh rides and Nordic skiing to sledding and snowshoeing. Dorset Park, South Burlington, 12:30-3 p.m. & F.H. Tuttle Middle School, South Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4108. MARDI GRAS PARADE: Bead-catchers snag booty and boogie to music from festive floats. See calendar spotlight. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, pre-party at noon, parade 3 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2739. SLEIGH RIDES: Weather permitting, jingling horses trot visitors over the snow on a wintry tour of Shelburne Farms. Rides depart every half-hour from the Welcome Center, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $6-8. Info, 985-8442. SLEIGH RIDE WEEKEND: After a horse-drawn trip, visitors to this working dairy farm create old-fashioned silhouette portraits of famous U.S. presidents. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $10. Info, 457-2355. IGLOO BUILD: A U.S. army engineer who has researched polar conditions in Antarctica superintends construction of snow-block structures. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 10:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Call for cost. Info, 649-2200. FISH MOBILES: Two visiting teachers from Thailand show how to weave hanging sculptures representing water denizens. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 1:30-3:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 223-4665. THE GREAT BACKYARD BIRD COUNT: The Audubon Society sponsors a nationwide tally of winged wildlife. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, noon - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2167. ‘LOGS TO LUMBER’: Chittenden County Forester Mike Snyder and Shelburne Farms woodlands manager Marshall Webb guide adults on a forest management tour. Shelburne Farms, 9 a.m. - noon. $10. Registration and info, 985-8686, ext. 41.

<calendar > MARDI GRAS CASINO NIGHT: Donors feast on roast pork, then try their hands at roulette and blackjack to cash in chips for prizes. St. Ambrose Church, Bristol, dinner 6:30-7:30 p.m., games 8 p.m. $20 includes dinner and $50 in gaming chips. Info, 453-5599. ‘THREE STARS BY THE LAKE’: Storytelling, singing and a pot-luck vegetarian dinner celebrate Jewish culture. Burlington Community Boathouse, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26. CHINESE NEW YEAR BANQUET: Live and silent auctions accompany traditional Chinese delicacies at a benefit for the Aldrich Public Library. Knights of Columbus Hall, Barre, 6 p.m. $20. Reservations and info, 476-7550. TACK AUCTION: Sales of saddles and other equine-outfitting gear benefit the Vermont Quarter Horse Association. Ferrisburgh Central School, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 377-9202. CHRISTIAN MEDITATION DAY: Contemplative types take quiet time together at an interfaith gathering. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 864-0471, ext. 17. BOOK DRIVE: Donors drop off new and gently used kids’ volumes slated for local elementary schools. Patrick Gymnasium, UVM Campus, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-7496. CHEERLEADING COMPETITION: Ready, go! Pompom-toting teams show spirit in a multi-division contest open to youth, middle school, junior varsity and varsity groups. Vergennes High School, 6 p.m. $3-6. Info, 878-3514. FRENCH COMICS SWAP: Voulez-vous un Tintin? Francophiles bring their bandes desinées to show, lend and trade. Call for Burlington-area location, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, wordteam@yahoo.com or 660-8517. CONTAINER GARDEN CARE: Kelly Sweeney of Hallock Hill Farm explains how to keep potted plants looking pretty on the patio. Blasberg Building, UVM Horticulture Farm, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. $10. Info, 864-3073. BLOOD DRIVE: Veined volunteers part with pints at the Community Room, University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 8631066, ext. 11. HOMEMADE TELESCOPES: Members of the Vermont Astronomical Society explain how to build devices to view objects outside the solar system. Hear about an upcoming lunar eclipse. University Mall, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. WINDSONG QUINTET: Woodwind instrumentalists perform lively international tunes and classical pieces. South Burlington Community Library, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. CHAMBERWORKS: Violinist Kathy Andrew, cellist John Dunlop and pianist Gregory Hayes illuminate relationships among Fauré, Ravel and Debussy by playing three French chamber music masterpieces. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 3 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422. DARTMOUTH WIND SYMPHONY: The campus ensemble entertains with a windswept program, including John Philip Sousa’s “The Thunderer March,” Johann Strauss’ “Thunder and Lightning Polka,” and Paul Yoder’s gusty “Hurricane.” Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 2 p.m. $14. Info, 603-646-2422.

drama ‘DANCING AT LUGHNASA’: See February 14, 5 p.m. ‘THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES’: See February 14, Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 2 p.m. $20. Info, 229-0492. ‘TERROR BY GASLIGHT’: See February 15. ‘SELF EVIDENCE’: See February 15, 2 p.m. ‘THE PRODIGAL DAUGHTER’: See February 17.

film ‘THE FOUNTAIN’: See February 16, 1:30 & 7 p.m. ‘CASINO ROYALE’: Daniel Craig becomes the new James Bond in a 2006 retelling of the British superspy’s first mission as a high-stakes poker player. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘LEGACY’: Filmmaker Ian Scully presents excerpts from his ski-history documentary about the Austrian influence on American alpine enthusiasts. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9911, ext. 203. ‘9/11: UNANSWERED QUESTIONS’: Local Channel 17 producer Danny Weiss presents his short film probing the official story of 9/11; then Burlington author and activist Marc Estrin moderates discussion of a city ballot item calling for a new forensic investigation. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5630.

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words ‘DOROTHY CANFIELD FISHER’: UVM English prof emeritus Helene Lang examines the life of the Vermont woman who penned 40 books and served as the state’s cultural ambassador. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2355.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 14. TAD HILLS: The author and illustrator of Duck, Duck, Goose reads from his book about two feathered friends. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. KIDS’ CROSS-COUNTRY INTRO: Little gliders strap on skis to learn Nordic fundamentals. Morse Farm, East Montpelier, call for times and trail fees. Info, 229-9810.

sport PUBLIC SKATING: See February 14, 1-3 p.m. SNOWSHOE HIKE: Avid drift-walkers tromp to Journey’s End at a moderate pace. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 229-1936. HARWOOD UNION FREERIDE: Highschool-aged ’boarders and hardcore skiers compete in a costumes-optional contest in honor of the Chinese New Year. Mount Ellen, Sugarbush Resort, registration 9 a.m., contest 11 a.m. $10, free to watch. Info, 767-9703.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See February 14, 2 & 7 p.m. SLEIGH RIDES: See February 17. SLEIGH RIDE WEEKEND: See February 17. BOOK DRIVE: See February 17. ‘SURVEY SAYS’: Audience members participate in a taping of a homegrown game show featuring locals’ opinions. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6111. ANIMAL TRACKING WORKSHOP: Family members have fun learning to ferret out different critters at the Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

CHINESE NEW YEAR: Local families with adopted children from Asian countries celebrate the lunar new year with a semi-traditional banquet. Inn at Essex, 4:30 p.m. $40. Reservations and info, 872-5828. ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BREAKFAST: Lumberjacks would appreciate this spread of blueberry and plain pancakes with maple syrup, honey-cured ham and scrambled eggs. Knights of Columbus Hall, St. Albans, 8 a.m. - noon. $3-6. Info, 524-4750. SPRING THAW FASHION SHOW & TEA: Donors sip brewed beverages at a clothes-themed fundraiser for the Ronald McDonald House. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 2 p.m. $25. Info, 862-4943.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilianstyle community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107.

dance SWING DANCING: Put on your saddle shoes and head for an old-fashioned sock hop at the Black Door, Montpelier, 7:30-9 p.m. $5. Info, 223-1806.

film ‘THE FOUNTAIN’: See February 16.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See February 15.

words THE U.S. CIVIL WAR: Readers of Frederick Douglass’ My Bondage and My Freedom examine the involvement of abolitionists in America’s deepest conflict. Wake Robin Retirement Community, Shelburne, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9546. CONTEMPORARY FICTION GROUP: Upto-date lit fans shovel through Snow, which garnered author Orhan Pamuk the 2006 Nobel Prize for Literature. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

talks VERMONT EUGENICS: Independent scholar Nancy Gallagher examines an ethnic study conducted in Burlington between 1932 and 1936. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

kids WATERBURY STORYTIME: See February 14, for children ages 2-3. MUSIC TIME: See February 15. ‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: See February 15. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 16, for babies and non-walkers. PRESIDENTS’ DAY STORYTIME: Four U.S. founding fathers get their due in Land Smith’s John, Paul, George & Ben. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See February 14, 10 a.m. PUBLIC SKATING: See February 14. DROP-IN YOGA: Students at all levels stretch and hold therapeutic poses in a weekly hour-and-a-half session. Evolution Yoga, Burlington, 6 p.m. Donations. Info, 864-9642.

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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 14. ‘THE RACE TO THE BOTTOM’: Senator Bernie Sanders sits in on a Vermont Workers’ Rights board hearing about livable wages in the Green Mountain State. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 8.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See February 14. SLEIGH RIDE WEEKEND: See February 17.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949. AMATEUR MUSICIANS’ ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 877-6962.

dance SWING DANCING: Open practice makes perfect for music-motivated swing dancers of all levels. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

drama ‘CABIN FEVER FOLLIES’ AUDITIONS: Talented citizens sing, dance, act and tell jokes at tryouts for a mud-season variety show. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 496-6651.

‘HAIRSPRAY’: Bouffant-bearers star in a touring Broadway production of this musical comedy about a 1960s Baltimore teen who dreams of dancing her way to fame. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $45, $52 & $60. Info, 863-5966.

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words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Euro Gourmet Market & CafÊ, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. MULTILINGUAL POETRY JAM: Students, faculty and staff lob language at an annual reading. Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College Library, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1356. CHRIS GRAFF: The veteran Vermont reporter and former bureau chief for the Associated Press speaks about state politics and his new book, Dateline Vermont. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BOOK PRESENTATION: Local chiropractor Dr. Lars Eric Larson unveils his new volume, The World’s Best-Kept Health Secret Revealed. Muddy Waters, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 951-5700. POETRY READING: Vermont versifiers Neil Shepard and Peggy Sapphire read from their recently published collections. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

talks SIERRA CLUB LECTURE SERIES: Kim Knowlton, a research scientist at Columbia University, examines the public health implications of climate change. Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2372.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 14. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 14. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See February 14, 11 a.m. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 16, for walkers up to age 3. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: Budding book handlers gain confidence by reading aloud to trained canines. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Kids soak up songs and interesting tales at Annie’s Book Stop, Rutland, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 775-6993. ‘WINTER WARMTH ON THE FARM’: Animal lovers ages 6 to 8 chip in with barn chores, bake cookies, make candles and go on a sleigh ride. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. $25. Info, 457-2355.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 14. MEDIA OWNERSHIP TOWN MEETING: Senator Bernie Sanders hosts FCC Commissioner Jonathan Adelstein for a discussion about curbing monopolies on information distribution. See “Local Matters,” this issue. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800-339-9834. NEW HAVEN DEMOCRATS: Politically inclined movers and shakers plan for upcoming election cycles. Call for New Haven-area location, 7 p.m. Free. Info, kane@gmavt.net or 453-6907. WATERFRONT ACCESS PROJECT: Burlington residents hear plans for city-owned lakeside land. Parks Commission, Burlington Parks & Recreation Office, 645 Pine Street, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7144.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See February 14. CHARITY BINGO: See February 14. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SPANISH POTLUCK: Español-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. DISCUSSION GROUP: Philosophical types consider how to commit to their dreams according to Don Miguel Ruiz’s The Four Agreements. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 233-0046. EMPTY BOWLS: Handmade ceramic vessels hold a simple meal of soup and bread at this benefit banquet for anti-hunger nonprofits. Alumni Hall, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5 & 7 p.m. $10 minimum donation includes bowl. Info, 603-646-2010. WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS NETWORK: Over dinner, female entrepreneurs hear how to say “no” with a positive attitude. Swiss Pot Restaurant, Stowe, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $18 includes dinner. Reservations and info, candy@fauxinspirations.com or 363-9266. VBSR NETWORKING: Members of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility hear from two local entrepreneurs about bottom-line book balancing and dealing with electronic waste. Small Dog Electronics, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $10. Info, www.vbsr.org or 862-8347. MAPLE LEAF QUILTERS: Patchworkers take in a trunk show and try out new models of sewing machine. Godnick Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 483-6895. PANCAKE SUPPER: Griddled circles complement sausage or bacon, OJ and fruit at a Mardi Gras dinner to mark Shrove Tuesday. Church Parish Hall, St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. $3-6. Reservations and info, 864-0471. MEMORY TUESDAY: Adults 55 and over take advantage of a free memory screening. Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, call for appointment. Free. Registration and info, 847-9488.

MARDI GRAS BASH: Creole culinary creations pair with New Orleans-style jazz by Stretch ’n’ the Limits at a supper supporting Studio Place Arts. Sean & Nora’s Restaurant, Barre, 5-9 p.m. Costs vary; costumes are encouraged. Reservations and info, 476-7326. MARDI GRAS PARTY: Dancers dine, then get leggy with the Fabulous Spiders, an eight-member band playing Motown, r&b and New Orleans numbers. Chow! Bella, St. Albans, 5:30 p.m. $37.50 includes dinner. Info, 527-1112. PREVENT CHILD ABUSE VT: Pediatrician Dr. Lewis First holds a town-meeting-style question-andanswer session about the state of child protection in Vermont. Outback Steakhouse, Dorset Street, South Burlington, noon. $15 includes lunch. Reservations and info, 800-244-5373. CO-OP HOUSING ORIENTATION: Apartment dwellers interested in joining one of six Burlington-area independent living co-operatives hear the pros and cons of communal residences. Champlain Housing Trust Office, Burlington, 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. or 5:45-7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6244.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See February 14. OPEN MIKE COFFEEHOUSE: See February 14. DARTMOUTH GOSPEL CHOIR: Singers get the spirit at an uplifting concert of traditional tunes and contemporary compositions. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $12. Info, 603-646-2422. CAMBRIDGE COFFEEHOUSE: Acoustic musicians step up to an open mike at the Jeffersonville Pizza Department, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 644-6632.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See February 14. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: See February 14.

drama ‘ARMS AND THE MAN’: See February 15. ‘HAIRSPRAY’: See February 20. ‘LA RONDE’: UVM’s theater department presents Viennese playwright Arthur Schnitzler’s dark comedy about five couples who form 10 relationships, with help from one prostitute. Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $17. Info, 656-2094.

film ‘THE FOUNTAIN’: See February 16. ‘THE VIRGIN SPRING’: Ingmar Bergman directs this 1960 film about a father consumed with vengefulness after his devout young daughter is raped and murdered. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘EXHIBIT A: ALL OR NOTHING’: Art student Chloe Kogan launches an installation exploring her experience with obesity and anorexia that includes photo self-portraits and 150 pounds of animal fat. McCarthy Arts Center Gallery, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

words POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns reading original verse, selections from favorite authors or folk ballads sans instruments at this multilingual mélange. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers ponder the prodigious scope of the British Empire as depicted in Chinua Achebe’s Things Fall Apart. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7480. ESSAY COLLECTION REVIEW: Readers reckon U.S. racial tensions through the lens of expat James Baldwin’s Notes of a Native Son. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. BOOK GROUP: Readers recall The Memory Keeper’s Daughter, by Kim Edwards. Westford Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. JERNIGAN PONTIAC: The taxi driver and Seven Days columnist reads from Hackie 2: Perfect Autumn, his follow-up collection of essays about life behind the wheel. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2878.

talks ‘EXPLORING THE SACRED’: See February 14. CURLING INTRO: Rich Dauphin of the Green Mountain Curling Club explains the history, rules, equipment and etiquette of the on-ice Olympic sport that features heavy stones. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. THE BLACK PANTHER PARTY: Burlington College instructor and filmmaker Roz Payne digs into the history of the African-American political group that brought Black Power to the 1960s and 1970s. Burlington College, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. ‘EYE ON THE NIGHT SKY’: Meteorologist and astronomer Mark Breen of the Fairbanks Museum and Planetarium boosts his star-themed Vermont Public Radio broadcasts with constellation explanations. Stowe Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145. ‘DIFFICULT CONVERSATIONS’: Verbal negotiators learn how to manage delicate situations between neighbors. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 14. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See February 14. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 14. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See February 14. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See February 14. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See February 14. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See February 14. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See February 14. ‘WINTER WARMTH ON THE FARM’: See February 20. ‘A DAY AT THE FARM’: Vacationing students ages 8 to 12 learn to churn butter after feeding a Jersey herd, then bake cookies and go sledding. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $35. Info, 457-2355.

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WHERE ARE THE FARMERS? I want to go back to the roots of Vermont living. My idea of romance is digging a pond and mending the coop. I love long walks in the woods with my horses. I enjoy clearing woods and building big fires. Camping is just fun. Any of this strike anything in you? If so please contact me .... GoodGirl, 32, l, #103755 WANTED: GUIDE AND FRIEND ... It’s not often that one gets to realize their dream; but here I am living in Vermont. I like to laugh and have a good sense of humor. Honesty is a core value and very important to me. Do you love living in Vermont, would you like to share that with another, then I would love to hear from you! VermontGal, 56, l, #103741 BEAUTIFUL, CREATIVE, READY Insightful, competent, generous, active, creative, exciting woman. Capable of recognizing a true connection and prioritizing in life. I enjoy travel, skiing, scuba diving, nordic activities, group music making, eating and cooking ethnic food. Looking for a strong and sensitive man capable of a deep, monogamous connection. Stuck in your last relationship, or in need of a mother, please move on. Rapunzel, 32, #103751 A REAL WOMAN I’m an outdoor educator, wilderness guide, advocate. I’m looking for someone who values real personal connection. Values physical intimacy only in connection with emotional intimacy. Finds more importance in spending his life doing something he is passionate about, than making money. Stands up for justice. Loves farmer’s markets, VPR, live music. Loves laughing. Sees his partner as an equal. mountaintrails, 26, l, #103733 WANT TO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN Good, lets go, watch the sun set over the horizons, be on top of the world with a friend. Walk back in the twilight and share a fabulous dinner...a little wine and a dance...live music, a night cap. Sounds good and think you can keep up, write me...we may make plans. wildtrillium, 43, l, #103731 BORED OUT OF MY SKULL Northern VT 40ish YO woman ISO 45-55, honest, reliable and trustworthy man who is compatible with the Aries ram. I like fishing, camping, movies, and adventures. Users, losers, abusers, freaks or geeks need not respond. Sick of being alone-You? Would like someone who likes walks, cuddling, and lots of attention. booms63, 43, #103728 I ROCK. Smart, passionate, curious, scrappy outdoor girl, 28, seeks a partner in crime for hiking, backpacking, running, travel, music, cooking, skiing and the like. Intelligence, ambition and sense of humor a must; Red Sox Nation, musically inclined and morning people are all big pluses! meeshstick, 28, l, #103663 SWEET, HONEST, LOYAL AND FUN! I am a very honest person, and I would say that my personality and my eyes are by far my best features. I do not place judgment on any one in spite of past, preferences or anything. I love to hang out and have fun yet I can be serious too. I treat others how I want to be treated. Viperdoll2002, 31, l, #103705

WOMEN seeking WoMEN THE BEST MASSAGE YOU’LL HAVE I’m a 20 YO Vermonter. I love to have a good time and am down for anything. I’m slightly shy but let me get to know you and I’ll come way out of my shell. I’m looking for a sexy girl to hang out with and have some great conversation, and friendship which could hopefully turn to something extremely passionate. Naturalbeauty86, 20, l, #103787 OUTDOOR LOVING SEXY NERD? I’m a simple girl who likes good people and good conversation. And good sex. I have a serious boyfriend but I am looking for some fun on the side, he’s cool with it. So yeah, that’s it in a nutshell. Ask me anything, I will answer. Forestdweller, 18, l, #103777 CURVY MAMA I’m generally easy-going and laid back. Love to laugh and have fun. Looking for someone to be friends with and possibly join me and my husband. Honesty and humor are essential in any relationship—ask and I’ll give it to you straight. No bs policy. Must be comfortable with yourself if u wanna be comfortable with me. dashes3, 28, l, #103710 BROWN-EYED BEAUTY About me... well I’m a fun-loving Vermont girl. I grew up here most of my life. I love the beauty that is Vermont, but I love city life. I love a great sense of humor. I consider myself kinda dorky, but in a funny haha way. You know you want to get to know me cause, damn, I got pretty eyes. erniebgood, 19, l, #103697 SHY, KIND HUMOURIST What can I say to keep your attention? One of the greatest pleasures in my life is making someone laugh and making them forget their troubles. I curse occasionally, I sing sporadically, I twirl randomly while walking down the street. I’m looking for a woman who is open, witty, accepting, and genuinely kind. Annabell, 20, l, #103668 UP FOR SOME PILLOW TALK? Fun, fit, leggy BiMF with bedroom eyes seeking the right woman for actual conversation, romance and delicious sex. I’m tall, passionate, and know how to laugh at life. And I’m looking for a woman 30-55 YO who I can talk to in and out of bed. Hubby has his own lover, so you’d be just for me. Where can we begin? artichokes, 45, l, #103356

MEN seeking WoMEN ONE OFF SEEKING SAME I have been in Vermont for 3 years and like the area. I like to get outdoors and feel anxious when I think the day is sneaking away. In the winter I am at the mountain and in the summer I am on the trail or sailing. I like to cook and can fix about anything... VTMENH, 42, l, #103826 LIVIN’ LIFE AND HAVIN’ FUN I enjoy the great outdoors, live music, watching movies, reading, playing with my dog, sports, and spending time with friends/ family. I’m looking for someone who is honest, has a sense of humor, and is down to earth. scottieb, 27, #103800 A LITTLE BIT COUNTRY I’m single, very fit, good looking. I can run for miles, I work hard Monday til Friday. I am a good cook, like to keep my home clean, take care of myself and help my friends if I can. I like to kiss and cuddle. Give and recieve massages. I have dark hair, blue eyes. I like to make my woman feel loved and appreciated. LTR or friends. doc, 37, #103767

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DOWN TO EARTH AND DREAMING.... Fun-loving guy looking for a friendly and open-minded woman with which to explore life and love. I’ve no big expectations, but rather want to simply take the time to get to know someone and see what might be possible. I enjoy experiencing beauty and truth wherever it’s found, and also like to just relax and feel and be....and play! ISpy, 45, l, #102880

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FUNNY, TRAVEL, SUMMER FUN When I am not working, I am on my motorcycle with the guys, or traveling. I like to spend time at the beach or just sit by my pool. I like going out for dinner and drinks or stay at home and cook. I am looking for someone to spend time with and have fun. Looking for a long-term girl. kirby4205, 21, l, #103331 INTELLIGENT, EASY-GOING, ANIMALLOVER Just got done with a 3-year job that pretty much devoured any social life I had. Looking to meet some new people and maybe, if I’m lucky, find someone to share my life with. I’m a teacher and a wildlife biologist. I enjoy sharing the natural world with people, cooking, laughing, and just having fun. Avianman, 30, l, #103620 LAID-BACK LIBERAL KIND SENSITIVE I enjoy spending time outside hiking, skiing, and camping. I also like live-music, movies, Reading and hanging out with friends. I moved the Vermont about a year and a half ago to getout of central NY boonies and work on becoming a fulltime potter. I’d like to meet some one to ski, hike, or just hangout with and maybe more. GoGo, 30, l, #103617 THE TRAVELING MAN Hi, my name is Ed and I hope to meet the girl of my dreams. My fiancie just left me about 6 months ago. I’m looking for a loving and easygoing girl to share life with. glonth, 46, #103616 NOTHING VENTURED, NOTHING GAINED Athlectic male, great dancer , likes to be physically active. Seeks a quality woman who is not judgmental, sensual and likes to be treated like a lady but is not afraid to take the lead. tkdguy24, 46, u, #101555

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i SPY... MAY I PICK YOUR BRAIN Plain toothpicks get the job done....tea tree toothpicks rock...cinnamon toothpicks floor me. You are a cinnamon toothpick and I would love the chance to pick your brain...or even just gaze into your eyes one more time. Don’t reply just stop by. When: Saturday, February 3, 2007. Where: Sat 9:00pm at my place of work. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901088 BANANAS? LIVING ROOM? I spy a puppy with chops who loves to practice with his feet! I’ll do your back whenever you want, no matter how much I gripe, but you gotta do mine, too! I love you, happy v-day! When: Friday, February 9, 2007. Where: Pearl St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901087 CHICO BALBOA Longhorn proved to be the perfect spot again. I’m too silly sometimes I know, but it’s fun. I’m glad I didn’t lose you as my friend. Our relationship is important to me even if it has changed. I’ll be here for a while so let’s have fun buying me new clothes. I’ll see you at Al’s. When: Wednesday, February 7, 2007. Where: Longhorn Steakhouse. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901086 ROBIN We talked briefly at the end of the Seven Days singles party. I was quite impressed... wished our paths had crossed sooner. I’d enjoy finding out more about you. Can I interest you in meeting at the Green Room again when the night is young and we’re not all talked out? When: Wednesday, February 7, 2007. Where: Green Room Singles Party. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901085 BEAUTIFUL GLADSHEATEHER I was beside myself, literarily. Perhaps we could hula dance together next weekend? Thanks for the WC. When: Saturday, February 10, 2007. Where: Drag Ball, Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Woman. BEAUTIFUL BOVES’ BEAU To the strapping, young, brunette slaving away at Bove’s, I think you are the cat’s meow and your blue eyes make me purr. I bet you are as sweet as your chocolate cake and hopefully as tasty as well.... When: Wednesday, February 7, 2007. Where: Boves/ American Apparel. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901084 YOU ARE SINGLE DAD I saw you on Two2Tango ad page. Big blue eyes, very little hair and are a single dad. 420 friendly. I would love to hang out with you...you’re so hot!!! When: Thursday, February 8, 2007. Where: Two to Tango. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901083 I WASN’T KIDDING. I once asked you out via table napkin as a joke. No need to make this more awkward than it already is. I spy me back, kid. Yes or no? I used to think it was mutual, but I can’t tell anymore. Either way, you’re a really great friend. I’m lucky to have you in my life. When: Tuesday, January 23, 2007. Where: Around. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901082 HAPPY YOU ARE HOME Glad I could share my strawberry with you and embrace in a long needed hug! I have missed the touch of your hands and honest eyes gazing into mine. Glad you will be a pal of mine, I need you and want you close. When: Wednesday, February 7, 2007. Where: Green VW. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901081 MIDNITE IOU You said we couldn’t dance together because we both dance with our eyes closed. How true, yet I owe you a dance. Have a little faith - Plan B, Friday night, and you shall have your dance...Otherwise, thanks for noticing the girl with the pearl earring. Chow. When: Friday, February 2, 2007. Where: Rusty Nail. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901080 BLONDE GUY WITH DOGS I saw you this summer at Niquette’s Bay, we talked for a brief moment, I complimented your dogs - you had blue eyes... When: Saturday, April 7, 2007. Where: Niquette’s Bay. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901079

OK TOO SEXY .............. I read what you had to say for yourself, you have my attention; the question is now what are you going to do to keep it? When: Wednesday, February 7, 2007. Where: in the public eye. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #901078 BROKEN TRUCKS NOT BROKEN HEARTS It’s ok that your truck done broke cause I got two wheels full a spokes. You better believe I’d race a polar bear with meat tied to my bike too. Poor polar bears. ohhh doom and gloom. At least penguins have icecream! Did you blow a seal? When: Sunday, February 4, 2007. Where: while sledding. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901077 TRACY AT THE TAVERN You said you read these all the time in hopes of getting spied. Well here you go, I spy you! From what I know of you, you’re a really cool person who I would like to get to know better. This looked like the easiest way to say that. Hoping you might be interested in knowing more about me. When: Tuesday, February 6, 2007. Where: It’s in the title of this ad.............. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901076 I LIKE YOUR GLASSES You work at ReCycle North. You have big black glasses that I think you are cute. You like to pick up furniture and move it into vans and other various vehicles. I would like to know your other interests. When: Friday, February 2, 2007. Where: ReCycle North. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901075 DARK AND HEELS IN MO-VEGAS Met you at a meeting I shook your hand, you gave me a squeeze. I was temborarily speechless. I should have stayed and smoked a cigarette with you and got your number. When you’re done working hard for your kids come meet mine? When: Tuesday, February 6, 2007. Where: Morrisville. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901074 LITTLE COWGIRL WITH BIG DOG Me: A-typical boy that is crazy about you. You: A-typical girl that drives me crazy. I love you more than ever, will you be my valentine? When: Tuesday, February 6, 2007. Where: B-ton. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901073 SOYMEPLEASE Your vegan treats ahhh delicious. You wanna see my meats? elephant shoe. When: Monday, February 5, 2007. Where: in a kitchen. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901072 BEAUTIFUL MSBABEGIRL IN TANGO You want to be spied? I spy a beautiful lady with ( I think ) a lot in common. Would like to see you in person. Two 2 Tango.. rikkitikkitavi. When: Tuesday, February 6, 2007. Where: two 2 tango. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901071 CUTE BARTENDER AT PAULINE’S Cute guy who’s definitely bringing sexy back manning the bar like a pro. I was in Pauline’s a couple weeks ago with my parents and was too shy to say hello, I saw you again downtown at Akes and felt my heart flutter when you walked by. Hopefully I’ll see you again and this time I will introduce myself!!!! When: Wednesday, January 24, 2007. Where: Pauline’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901070 RYAN 6 inches of Jay Peak powder accented by a beautiful blue sky. Thanks for sharing it with me. I hope we can do it again soon. E. When: Wednesday, January 24, 2007. Where: Jay Peak. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901069 MISSING AUSSIE I enjoyed every single step walking you home from the party. As we said our goodbyes, you whispered sweet and lovely words that kept me warm for the rest of the night. I’d love to meet you again...maybe we could take off our wobbley boots this time and talk over a hot chocolate? When: Friday, February 2, 2007. Where: 21st Birthday Party. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901068 DUFF? I saw a smokin’ hot burnette at the Needs sittin’ at the bar. Me: in a leather coat, sittin’ alone. When: Friday, February 2, 2007. Where: 3 Needs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901067

PROPER GRAMMAR FOR A RAINYDAY Who. “I like a guy WHO cares about grammar.” When: Monday, February 5, 2007. Where: 22Tango. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901066 SIMPSONSFAN I think you have a fantastic smile. How can I meet you? When: Sunday, February 4, 2007. Where: two 2 tango. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901065 WELCOME TO MOE’S You, with the friendly smile and a bum knee, who stood behind me in one of the longest lines Moe’s has ever seen. I hope you enjoyed yur burritos and your orthopod appointment goes well this week! When: Friday, February 2, 2007. Where: Moe’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901064 SOUTH-PAW AND A GOOD DANCER Hi Mark, handsome, tall, nice beard, we met at Higher Ground, Brett Dennen concert. Did you feel the love, or was it just me? Are you super shy, or are you taken?? How about brunch at Penny Cluse? I’d love to take that walk with you just ‘cause I think we’ve got some raw chemistry! ps. lefties make better lovers.... When: Saturday, February 3, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #901063 SANDUNGA, SANDUNGA Sandunga, Sandunga - I see you and would like to hear from you. I think you’re swell . . . When: Sunday, February 4, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901062 RADICALS SEEKING SUBMISSION TO ZINE You: had great art, poetry, and writing that you want to share. Me: seeking to publish it in my feminist(?) zine Vagina Revolution, committed to sexual liberation and radical interrogation of identity construction and political and socioeconomic injustices. Submission deadline is Feb. 22, so act fast!!! When: Sunday, February 4, 2007. Where: btown. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901061 TOPNOTHCH TAURUS on 2/9/2002 you stole my heart on 3/19/03 I Knew it was forever When: Saturday, February 9, 2002. Where: Willard Street Inn. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901060 PINE ST VANDAL, SATURDAY NIGHT I spy a spineless TPT who felt the need to smash the window on my car. Thanks. At least make it worthwhile and steal something. You suck, I hope someone steals your lifetime supply of Mountain Dew and Marb reds, dirtbag. When: Friday, February 2, 2007. Where: Pine St extension. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901059 HEY BROWN EYES We work for the same department, but not in the same building. I sense an interest when our eyes connect, but am too shy to be any more direct. If you’re available and interested, tell me your initials and mine. It might be fun. When: Saturday, February 3, 2007. Where: Downtown. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #901058 GAMERBOY You helped me with Animal Crossing. The box is missing. Who cares! Wanna touch my stylus? Can I touch yours? Rumble my pack? Swap friend codes? When: Friday, February 2, 2007. Where: EB U-Mall. You: Man. Me: Man. u #901057 GOOD SAMARITAN WITH A SCRAPER At Main Street and Church you corrected my wayward behavior... I’ve reformed with an ice scraper but I’m tempted to relapse with my ice-aly impaired driving to see if you will appear in my rearview mirror again.... When: Saturday, January 13, 2007. Where: Main Street and Church Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901056 RODEO GIRL You’re no longer w/ stupid....I’m a genius. When: Friday, February 2, 2007. Where: I89 Southbound - Morning commute. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901055 I MELT FOR SNOWMEN I spy a snowman on UVM’s campus heating things up. You brightened my day with your “Think Summer U!” sign and gave me hope that we’d see summer soon! Sign me up for summer classes- study date at North Beach, or is that too hot for a snowball like you? When: Friday, January 26, 2007. Where: UVM Campus. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901054

AHOY TUFTED TITMOUSE To my favorite early morning burrower: you are fun and nice and clever. I heart you, and not just because you have the best caboose around. I like you for your omelets and your widgets and your inner ear disorder that you don’t actually have. Oh, and I really like that bagel. Seriously (read with hybrid lisp), you’re amazing. When: Thursday, February 1, 2007. Where: In the ‘Noosk. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901053 IN FRONT OF THE BANK... ...thanks for picking up my sticker. When: Thursday, February 1, 2007. Where: Citizens Bank. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901052 BEAUTIFUL HALVERSON’S WAITRESS You were working Thursday at lunch time. Wearing a cute purple half sweater. Hair in a ponytail. I was at the bar with my black hat and “soul patch” trying to admire you while not looking creepy. :) Couldn’t find a good way to approach you. Maybe you’ll read this since Halverson’s waitresses are mentioned often on I Spy! Coffee? When: Thursday, February 1, 2007. Where: Halverson’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901051 YOU LIVE IN WILLISTON You live on the corner of Old Stage and Route 2 Williston. A little yellow house. You run a lot and have a blue Jeep Grand Cherokee. I drive a little silver car. I hope to hear from you. When: Saturday, January 20, 2007. Where: corner of Old Stage Rd. and Rt. 2 Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901050 SUNNYD Hey, let’s chat sunnyD. You can find me on IM under prepchef81. Also my same name as Two 2 Tango. I will be waiting for you. :) When: Wednesday, January 31, 2007. Where: Two 2 tango. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901048 THE BIKE PATH NEAR LEDDY Our eyes deliciously met as you ran down the frosty bike path and I pulled my son on his sled Sunday around 5 p.m. on a cold Sunday early eve.... When: Sunday, January 28, 2007. Where: bike path. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901047 KEVIN... You: Standing in line for your psychic eval. Me: Having oranges for breakfast. I liked the way you showed me your new tooth. I know you liked my Ronald McDonald map. I will never think of sprinkles without thinking of you again. When: Tuesday, January 30, 2007. Where: Mexico. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901046 SUPER HOT SHOE SHOP COBBLER I come in to look at your soon to be increased selection of Earth Shoes, but I cannot help but linger for an extra minute or two. You have the most beautiful silver ring, and striking brown hair. Coffee/wine sometime? When: Monday, January 29, 2007. Where: The Shoe Shop. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901045 D.C. PROTEST ON METRO We shared smiles on the metro. I had a lime green protest t-shirt over my jacket. You were sitting near a guy with blond hair. A kid was laughing it up behind me. Going down the platform I asked where your from. You said Burlington. I said Montpelier. We introduced ourselves and shook hands. Wow, your cute. tea, coffee? When: Saturday, January 27, 2007. Where: Washington D.C. Metro. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901044 DON’T READ AHEAD WITHOUT ME... Even if I’m mean to you, I’ll never be again. I just got taken by surprise. You did that. Dont know where to begin your letter. But I wanted you to know. Those two options I think you gave me the last time we spoke. well this could take awhile. But in the meantime. I think we have 117 pages to go...good things? What do you say darling? When: Monday, January 29, 2007. Where: When I close my eyes. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901043 RED-HEADED ANGEL 28 ain’t so bad, as a matter of fact, you should be glad! Our friends are coming to celebrate today - hopefully some cool plants are headed your way! I love you so much, and just hope you know, that I simply can’t wait for Georgie to grow! Happy Birthday Bun! xxx When: Monday, January 29, 2007. Where: In my dreams ... (sarcasm). You: Man. Me: Woman. #901042

BLOND DEDICATED REGGAE DANCER I’ve seen u at Nectar’s reggae shows many times u may have actually smiled at me this time (Sat., 1/27). U had blond hair, red shirt (I think?), u like to dance in the upper right corner and u seem to always be smiling, I had blue t-shirt and a beard, danced near u a few times. write2me. When: Saturday, January 27, 2007. Where: Nectars. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901041 YOU ARE ONE You are one that I want to be with forever. You know who you are. We’ve been through so much and have both made silly mistakes and as a result we’ve grown. I want you. Only you. I want my life’s journey to be one with yours. What do you say? Oh, and sorry about my car trouble. When: Monday, January 29, 2007. Where: First sigting Stowe Dec 2000. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901040 PLEASE CALL AGAIN I like your voice too. Your memeber number was 103634. Your membership expired Saturday night. I just got your message on Monday. Would like to talk to you if you see this give me a call and I’ll get back to. I called Seven Days but they had no contact information for you. When: Saturday, January 27, 2007. Where: She left me a message from my ad. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901039 BRIAN AT BARNES & NOBLE You work in the cafe. I think you’re incredibly handsome and would like to get to know you more. Not sure if you’ll read this, so if anyone reading this knows Brian, give him a heads up about this ad. When: Sunday, January 28, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Man. #901038 SEXY HIPPIE AT OGE Sometimes it’s hard to believe you really exist in this world, I’ve never met such a beautiful and sincere person in my entire life. I think about you and I am just ridiculously happy...thoughts of you fill me with joy and your touches change me every time. I love you oke’e and miss our parked car adventures. When: Sunday, January 28, 2007. Where: OGE. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901037 GORGEOUS BRUNETTE AT THE SHERATON!!! I spy a hottie in a red silk blouse and a black skirt with a bitchin pair of heels. You were the diamond in the ballroom....the most beautiful woman there. I would do anything to get my hands on you...rub your feet maybe? When: Saturday, January 27, 2007. Where: Wake Robin Winter Party. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901036 BRISTOL, BETHEL Hey E. If you want ot go to the Green room then Plan B let me know. Thirsty Skier. When: Sunday, January 28, 2007. Where: The Bush. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901035 JANUARY 19TH AT THREE NEEDS I saw a beautiful brunette sitting down with friends. You had short hair and a stunning smile. I was the tall, dark and arguably handsome fella in a big red jacket. We made eye contact a few times, and I was blown away with what I saw. I shoulda said something, but I didn’t. I’d still like to say hello... When: Friday, January 19, 2007. Where: Three Needs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901034 SEXY LADY AT THE FLYNN Looking for that lovely lady at the Flynn I gave a ticket to. You asked me if I was enjoying the show while standing in the isle. I was the tall person with the veterans hat on. Would like to possibily take you out to dinner sometime. Are you up for that? And if so contact me please! When: Friday, January 26, 2007. Where: At the Flynn. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901033 BEAUTY ON COLD SATURDAY MORNING. I saw you at J & L Mobil, St. A. Bigtime eye contact, should of asked you if single? You were driving tan/biege smaller suv, (Honda?). Me the big, goodlooking guy buying a coffee. Wanna be friends with me? Thanks. When: Saturday, January 27, 2007. Where: St. Albans. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901032 RIGHT TO LIFE MONTPELIER 1/27 I met you in the doorway of the State Capitol. We discussed Hate Crime Prevention Laws and how the same enemy is behind both issues. You are from Troy and you shook my hand and told me about the bishop from your church. You are very bright and energetic. I’m shedding my liberal skin. Nice to see you again sometime. When: Saturday, January 27, 2007. Where: Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901031

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WINTER WINE EDUCATION SERIES: A COMPONENT TASTING, UNDERSTANDING THE BASIC STRUCTURE OF WINE: Thursday, February 22, 6-7:30 p.m. $35 per person plus tax. The Inn at Essex. Info, 802764-1413 or visit www.necidining. com. Learn from the New England Culinary Institute (NECI) wine professionals. Features a discussion accompanied by a tasting of five wines. Receive 20% off your dinner in Butler’s the night of the seminar or a complimentary cheese course when next visiting Butler’s. Space is limited.

MENOPAUSE AND AYURVEDA: Monday, March 19, 6-7:30 p.m. The Ayurvedic Center. $30. Info, 802872-8898, visit www.ayurvedavermont.com or email ayurvedavt@ adelphia.net. Ayurveda states that it is not necessarily the absence of hormones that creates symptoms of menopause, but years of improper lifestyle. After a brief introduction to Ayurveda, we will discuss management and prevention. You will be given recommendations for hot flashes, insomnia, digestive problems and balancing hormones by using herbs, diet, yoga and lifestyle habits. Call to register. SKIN DISORDERS AND AYURVEDA: Monday, February 26, 6-7:30 p.m. The Ayurvedic Center. $30. Info, 802-872-8898, visit www.ayurvedavermont.com or email ayurvedavt@adelphia.net. During this evening lecture, we will go into a brief introduction to Ayurveda, discuss different types of skin disorders including eczema, psorisis and dermatitis. You will be given guidance on how to manage skin disorders using herbs, diet, oils and cleansing programs. Call to register.

bike BICYCLE REPAIR CLASSES: Ongoing, 6:30 p.m., $60/$200. Old Spokes Home. Info, 802-863-4475 or visit www.oldspokeshome.com. As things have slowed down to a dull roar at the shop, we are ready and able to devote the time needed to create the comprehensive classes you deserve. We will be offering two classes to accomodate different depths of detail and depths of pocketbook. Check out our blog or call for details.

craft BEGINNING WAX CARVING WORKSHOP WITH INSTRUCTOR TOSSY GARRETT: Saturday, March 3, 9 a.m. - noon, 1-4 p.m. Tuition $70, materials $10 (This includes all in-class materials, but does not include the casting and metal fees for the finished piece). Frog Hollow Craft School, Middlebury. Info, 802-388-3177 ext. 1 or visit www. froghollow.org. This course will introduce you to the basic techniques of subtractive carving in wax, and walk you through carving a prede-

AFRICAN CLASSES WITH JEH KULU DANCE AND DRUM THEATER: Study traditional dances and rhythms with Sidiki Sylla and Demba Sen from Guinea and Senegal West Africa! Fun, exciting, high energy classes, with live West African drumming open to all levels. Beginner classes too! Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m., all levels, Memorial Loft, Burlington. Wednesdays, 5:30-7 p.m. all levels, Memorial Loft, Burlington. Thursday, 5:30-7 p.m., beginner class. Thursdays, 7:15-8:45 p.m., all levels, Memorial Loft, Burlington. Thursdays, 7:15-8:45 p.m., all levels, Holley Hall Bristol/New Haven Town Hall. Saturdasy, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m., all levels, Williston Sports and Fitness Edge. Sundays, Hip-Hop Fusion, 4-5:30 p.m., Williston Sports and Fitness Edge. Info, call 802859-1802, email jehkulu@yahoo. com, or visit www.jehkulu.org. “Jeh Kulu” means “community” in the Bambara language of Mali, and that is exactly what we hope to build by bringing together people of all ages and backgrounds to honor the joyous traditions of West Africa. We look forward to seeing YOU at class! AFRICAN DANCE WITH SORIBA SIMBO CAMARA, TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM GUINEA, WEST AFRICA: Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m., The Edge, Williston. Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m., Kids & Fitness, South Burlington. Fridays, 5:30-6:45 p.m., The Edge, Williston. Saturdays, 3:30-5 p.m. Richmond Free Library Community Room, (no class 3/17, 3/24). $12/class or $60 for 6 classes. Info, 802-540-0035 or inouwalinga@yahoo.com. Please note: For the month of February, Simbo will be traveling and will have exceptional substitute teachers from Guinea and Senegal. Dance to live drumming, have fun and smile while sweating! Friendly, welcoming environment. Simbo has extensive teaching and performing experience and is eager to share his culture with you via high-energy dances! Prior to moving to Vermont Simbo was a member of both national ballets in Guinea including the acclaimed Les Ballets Africains. Call re: corporate events, special workshops and private parties. Due to high demand kids’ classes coming soon! All levels’ welcome, emphasis on beginner instruction on Fridays. Walk-ins welcome! AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays,

10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:307 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! BURLINGTON BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS: Mondays and Thursdays, The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info, visit www. FirstStepDance.com or call 802598-6757. We teach a variety of classes covering Waltz, Foxtrot, Tango, Rumba, Cha Cha, Merengue, Swing and Nightclub 2-Step. Classes vary from introductory Level I classes, through intermediate Level II and III classes. No experience is necessary for the Level I classes, although the Level II and III classes require having completed the previous levels. No partner is required for class, so come out and learn to dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, preregistration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $40 or $65, $12 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! SHELBURNE BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS: Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. Level I Smooth (Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango), 8-9 p.m. Level I Nightclub (Nightclub 2-Step, Swing and Salsa). Shelburne Town Hall, 5420 Shelburne Rd. $50/person for each four-week class. Info, visit www. FirstStepDance.com or call 802598-6757. Join Kevin Laddison of First Step Dance for these beginning classes. No experience necessary, and no partner is required for class. Bring a friend and come out and learn to dance!

dreams INTRODUCTION TO DREAMWORK: March 14, 21, 28, April 4, 7-9 p.m. 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. $50. Info, call Sue, 802-244-7909. Get a basic orientation to an essential practice of the spiritual journey; learn over a dozen techniques in this workshop that is more experiential than intellectual. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

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AFRICAN CLASSES WITH JEH KULU DANCE AND DRUM THEATER: Come drum with master drummer and Jeh Kulu member Ismael Bangoura, and learn traditional rhythms from Guinea, West Africa! Thursdays, 6-7:15 p.m., all levels, Holley Hall Bristol/New Haven Town Hall. Fridays, 3-3:45 p.m., Kids Drum Class, 34 Northview Drive, New North End, Burlington. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m., all levels, 34 Northview Drive. Monthly Mondays, 2/12, 3/12, 4/9, 7:30-9 p.m., Women’s Sangban Workshops, Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. Info, call 802-859-1802, email jehkulu@yahoo.com, or visit www. jehkulu.org. Jeh Kulu has been bringing the music of West Africa to the Burlington area for over fourteen years! Jeh Kulu means “community” in the Bambara language of Mali, and that is exactly what we hope to build by bringing together people of all ages and backgrounds to honor the joyous traditions of West Africa. We look forward to seeing YOU at class!

AWARENESS THROUGH MOVEMENT®: Classes starting in Burlington. Improve posture, experience deep relaxation, greater comfort and ease. Enhance creativity and increase range of motion. Info, call Darragh Lambert, CFP, 863-2438 or visit www.feldenkrais. com. Know what you do so you can do what you want.

BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Winter II Session: Kids Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. Five-week session begins 2/20. $40. Kids Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m., five-week session begins 2/19. $40. Adult Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. Five-week session begins 2/20. $45. Adult Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays 5:30-6:50 p.m. Five-week session begins 2/19. $45. All classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Adult walk-in price, $10 per class. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@bur lingtontaiko.org or visit www.bur lingtontaiko.org. Gift certificates available! HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Wednesdays at Burlington Taiko Space. Beginners’ Conga Class, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Beginners’ Djembe Class, 7-8:50 p.m. Fiveweek session begins 2/21. $50/ session. Walk-in price: $12. Classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins welcome! Gift certificates available! RICHMOND WINTER SESSION II TAIKO CLASSES: Thursdays, Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room. Five-week session begins 2/22. Kids and Parents Beginners’ Class, 6-6:50 p.m. $80/pair/session. Adult Beginners’ Class, 77:50 p.m. $50/session. Paid preregistration is required by 2/5, and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko. org or visit www.burlingtontaiko. org. Gift certificates available!

fine arts FINE ART CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Level II Watercolor: Still Life, Thursdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m., March 8 – April 12 (6 weeks). Monoprint Workshop, Saturday and Sunday, February 24–25, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Portrait Drawing Workshop, Saturday and Sunday, March 24–25, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Drawing from the Model, Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

gardening 2007 MASTER GARDENER BASIC COURSE: Tuesdays, beginning February 6 – May 8, 6:15–9:15 p.m. Offered statewide. $325 includes tuition and all materials. Info, call 656-9562 or visit www. uvm.edu/mastergardener. This UVM Extension course covers the basics of Home Horticulture. Instructors are UVM faculty and Vermont professionals. Topics include: Botany, Perennials and Annuals, Landscape Design, Vegetables, Lawns, Entomology, Plant Diseases, Soils, Woody Ornamentals, Pest Management, Invasive Plant Control, and Becoming a Master Gardener.

health FAMILY-TO-FAMILY CLASS: Do you know someone who struggles with depression, bipolar disorder or other mental illness? Would you like to understand more about their illness, and help them get into treatment? NAMI’s free 12-week Family-to-Family course is starting at the end of February. Info, contact NAMI-Vermont at 1-800-639-6480. Learn the latest facts about methods of treatment and the chances for recovery from mental illness, how to take care of yourself and meet other family members.

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herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Wisdom of the Herbs: Foundational Certification program, one weekend each month, April to November 2007. Develop relationship with local wild plants as edibles, medicinals and plant spirit beings; food as our first medicine and healthy life-style practices. Nature and Wholeness: Follow-up Certification program, one weekend a month, April to November 2007. Extended nature adventures, energy training, Shamanic journeying and study of core edibles and medicinals. VSAC grants available to qualifying applicants; please apply early. Info, contact Annie McCleary, Director, 802-453-6764, email anniemc@ gmavt.net, or visit www.WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool.com. Lincoln, VT, relocating early next summer to 20 minutes north of Montpelier. HONORING HERBAL TRADITIONS: One Saturday a month, beginning in April through the growing season. $800 includes all materials, reference book and membership to United Plant Savers. Join Kelley Robie, of Horsetail Herbs, for an eight-month Herbal Apprenticeship program held on her horse farm in Milton, VT. Info, call 893-0521. Preregistration required. We will be covering herbal therapies and nutritional support, with emphasis on the body systems. Learn handson instruction for home medicine making. Plant identification will take place in fields, forests, and wetlands. Eat wild foods and learn about plant sustainability. Herbal healing is a rich part of our human history. Make this summer an empowering health journey for yourself! VSAC grant accepted.

kids CHILDREN’S CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Introduction to Working with Color (Ages 4-8), Saturdays, 9–10:30 a.m., March 3–17 (3 weeks). $40. Young Rembrandts After-School Drawing & Cartooning Classes, grades 16. Session II: Drawing, Tuesdays, 3–4 p.m., March 13 – April 17 (6 weeks). $66. Session III: Cartooning, Tuesdays, 3–4 p.m., May 8–29 (4 weeks). $45. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. FAMILY ART BREAK DROP-IN CLASSES: Through February 24, Saturdays, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. $10/ session for unaccompanied child or parent and child. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org. Join us on Saturdays for art projects with clay that both kids and parents will enjoy. Each week we’ll serve up a new clay project such as using the slab roller and making coil pots. Drop in for an hour or stay for the whole time—a wonderful way to spend time together and expand your creativity whether you’re 5 or 50. Children age 6 and younger must bring a parent or other adult. Kids older than 6 may attend on their own.

langauge BONJOUR! FRENCH LESSONS: Info, 233-7676 or maggiestandley@ yahoo.com. Private lessons and tutoring for individuals and groups in the Burlington area. Experienced instructor Maggie Standley has lived and worked in France and francophone Africa. She understands the

joys and frustrations of learning a foreign language. She can help you conquer verb tenses, work on your accent, prepare for world travel and grasp business, culinary and artistic lingo.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, March 6, 5:30 p.m. Adult classes meet Monday-Friday, 5:30-6:30 and 6:35-8 p.m., Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45 - 11:45 a.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Wednesdays and Thursdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Saturdays, 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. Zazen (seated Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-9518900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch Aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: For an appointment to view a class, Saturday, 11 a.m., Wednesday, 7 p.m., call 802-864-7902 or visit www. iptaichi.org. 100 Church Street, Burlington. The snake style is the original martial version of Yang Tai Chi and was taught only to family and disciples for five generations. The snake style develops flexibility of the spine, hips, and rib cartilage and stretches and strengthens the internal muscles of the hips, abdomen, thoracic ribs and deep layers of the back. The snake style uses core muscles to move from posture to posture in a rhythmic and seamless pattern, generating powerful jin energy for martial skill and power. The snake style uses suppleness and subtlety to overcome brute force. Robust health, deep relaxation, emotional harmony, touch sensitivity and intuitive power are the rewards of studying this masterful martial art. The snake style is taught by Bao Tak Fai (Bob Boyd), Disciple of the late Grandmaster Ip Tai Tak and sixth-generation lineage teacher of the Yang style. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-tolearn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

massage ADVANCED CLASSES FOR MASSAGE THERAPISTS: Four-week classes begin Wednesday, February 21, 6-9 p.m. and run consecutively through Wednesday, May 9. Pain Mechanisms of the Lower Back Level 1, February 21 - March 14. Pain Mechanisms of the ShoulderLevel 1, March 21 - April 11. Pain Mechanisms of the Neck - Level 1, April 18 - May 9. $225 per series (includes workbook). Class package discount: $600 register and pay for all three classes by February 21. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., So. Burlington. Info, 802-658-7715 or visit www. touchstonehealingarts.com. These classes are designed for therapists and body workers who desire to increase their hands-on and evaluative skills toward the goal of being able to treat more complex chronic pain problems. Students will acquire advanced techniques and skills to greatly improve the effectiveness of their existing massage. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider. INTRODUCTION TO THAI YOGA MASSAGE: With Kristin Borquist, Saturday, April 7, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., 2-5 p.m. $75. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info, visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com or 658-7715. Explore Thai yoga Massage at this one-day introductory workshop taught by an Advanced Certified Practitioner. This ancient and sacred healing art is practiced clothed on a mat on the floor. Whether you are considering pursuing more extensive professional training or would like to bring a partner or friend to learn some simple and effective techniques, come and enjoy a day of profoundly relaxing and rejuvenating bodywork. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider. INTRODUCTION TO MASSAGE SCHOOL: Saturday, February 17 or April 14, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. $25. Touchstone Heaaling Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info, 802658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com. This workshop is designed for those considering professional training at Touchstone Healing Arts. Get an overview of the career opportunities in the field of massage and bodywork. You will receive an orientation to the unique curriculum of Touchstone’s 650hour Massage Practitioner Training Program. Touchstone instructors will demonstrate some of the massage modalities that are taught in the program. You will sample effective hands-on techniques, optimal body mechanics and the quality of touch that help Touchstone graduates excel in the profession.

THE SPA TREATMENT WORKSHOP: Friday, March 23, 6-9 p.m. and Saturday, March 24, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. $250 or take with Hot Stone Massage workshop for $425. Info, and for a list of required supplies, call 658-7715 or visit www. touchstonehealingarts.com. Learn how to perform wraps, scrubs and foot treatments with or without the availability of a shower. This handson workshop will cover the theory, concepts and procedures for body treatments that relax muscles in preparation for massage and enhance all the benefits of massage including enhanced circulation and lymph flow. You will learn about different products and supplies to perform from the simplest to the most complex procedure. You will learn five specific treatments and their variations. Each student will receive and perform a therapeutic wrap and a scrub. Touchstone Healing Arts is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider.

and testing by Pilates elder Romana Kryzanowska and master teacher Bob Liekens. Lynne also teaches in Burlington and at the University of Vermont. PILATES SPACE, A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, lightfilled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good, and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer info sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-8639900 or visit www.pilatesspace. net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

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LEARN TO MEDITATE: Mondays through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http:// www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month, February 3, for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.

REIKI: Please join Sukhada Repass, certified Reiki Master Teacher, for a Reiki Clinic on the first Saturday of every month. Donations cheerfully accepted. Ray of Light, The Alternative Wellness Center, 34 Pleasant Street, Morrisville. Info, email rayoflight108@gmail.com or 802-730-4440. Please contact me if you need directions and RSVP. Reiki encourages health and balance of body, mind and spirit. Dates to add to your calendar: March 3, April 7 and May 5, 2-5 p.m. Sukhada will be Teaching Reiki from February ‘07.

movement NIA, THE ECLECTIC EXPRESSIVE FITNESS FUSION MOVEMENT PROGRAM: Guest classes with Nia teacher-trainer Casey Bernstein. Saturday, February 24, 11 a.m. 12:15 p.m. Sports & Fitness Edge, So. Burlington. Nia teacher training program May 5-11, Waitsfield. Advance registration all 3 classes for $36. $15/class. Info, visit www. nia-yoga.com, email Casey@niayoga.com or call 518-463-5145. Come experience the joy of movement found in Nia! All levels welcome.

pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Tone, stretch, strengthen, energize! Discover the power of the Pilates method of body conditioning and create a whole new body. Absolute Pilates offers equipment-based private sessions (free 1/2 hour intros available) and group mat classes in an attractive, welcoming locale. 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info, please call Lynne at 802-310-2614, or email lynnemartens@ msn.com. Lynne was certified by the Pilates Studio, NYC, in March 2000 after 600 hours of rigorous instruction

sailing LEARN TO SAIL! ONLINE WEBINAR: February 28 and March 1, 7-8 p.m. Your PC: Home or office. $35. Info, 802-496-4061 or visit www. learntosailonline.com. Learn various aspects of sailing in this fun, live, informative online class. Experience how our software can help teach you to sail, using animation, narration, digital video. Includes sailing CDROM/DVD.

sewing SEWING CLASSES AT THREADNEEDLE FABRICS: Various times. Threadneedle Fabrics. Info, 802876-2000 or visit www.thread needlefabrics.com. Hems, February 21. Kids’ Vacation Learn to Sew, age 10 and above, February 27 - March 1. Beginning Dressmaking, March 1 - April 5.

snowkiting SNOWKITING: Lesson details: Intro to Snowkite, up to 3 people, 3 hours. $95. Learn safety, set up, how to fly the kite and get your first rides. On the Boards Lesson, up to 3 people, 2 hours. Learn how to stay and ride upwind, refine your technique, start jumping. $85. Info, 951-2586 or visit www.stormboarding.com. Get ready to get going this winter snowkiting. Ski, tele

or snowboard with a kite, cruise or go as extreme as you can handle. This exciting and fast-growing sport has a place for everyone - cruising, jumping, going fast, riding terrain/ rails, accessing backcountry and adding a new dimension to winter sports. We also sell kites and gear, gift certificates available.

weight loss HEALTHY LIFESTYLES 12-WEEK WEIGHT-MANAGEMENT CLASSES: Healthy Lifestyles, LLC. $295. Info, 802-658-6597 or visit www.healthylifestylesvt.com. Here you will find the structure, compassionate support, and weekly accountability that you have been seeking to help you develop, and remain committed to, a sensible and effective weightmanagement plan. Free 30-min. consultation.

well-being MOVEMENT CLASSES: February 19, 26, March 5 and 12, 6-8 p.m. Richmond Free Library. Info, 802881-9673 or email saramcm28@ hotmail.com. These classes provide an active engagement and exploration of movement patterns to increase core support, flexibility, and expresssion. No previous movement experience needed.

wood COMMUNITY WOODWORKERS SHOP: Introduction to Basic Woodworking, March 2, 3-6 p.m., March 14, 6-9 p.m., April 10, 6-9 p.m., April 13, 6-9 p.m., May 1, 6-9 p.m., May 23, 6-9 p.m. Basic Woodworking II, April 14, 3-6 p.m. Finishing Techniques, February 16, 3-6 p.m. Wood Pen Turning, March 31, 3-6 p.m., May 18, 3-6 p.m. Bowl Turning, March 16, 3-6 p.m., May 18, 3-6 p.m. Router Class, February 23, 3-6 .m. The Art of Cutting Dovetails, March 2, 3-6 p.m., April 6, 3-6 p.m. Sharpening Hand Tools, April 20, 3-6 p.m. New classes: Building the Mill Creek Kayak, Kitchen and Bathroom Cabinet Making. 382 Hercules Drive, Suite 5, Colchester. Call 802-6554201 to sign up or stop by and take a tour. Web: http://mysite.verizon. net/stevensturgis/cww. WOOD WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Bowl Turning, Saturday/Sunday, March 10 and 11, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Members $220, nonmembers $250, materials $30. Handplanes in the Workshop, Saturday/Sunday, March 31 and April 1, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Members $250, nonmembers $275, materials $20. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

yoga A RETREAT FOR WOMEN WITH LISA LIMOGE: March 10, April 21 and Mother’s Day, May 13. $60. Info, 802-324-7074, email lisalimoge@aol.com or visit www.lisali moge.com. Join me for a great day rejuvenating yourself. Kripalu-style yoga with anatomical instruction on alignment, hot steam cloths, chunky

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« yoga salt exfoliation, deeply relaxing and lots of fun. The small group allows me to give abundant personal attention. All levels of yoga experience welcome. BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or ayurvedic consultations available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $14 drop-in, $110 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristoly oga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage. Christine is also a certified ayurvedic consultant. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily classes offered 6:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes, $160 for unlimited monthly membership, $60 for a private lesson. Info, 658-9642 (yoga) or info@burlingtonyoga. com. Beginner, Flow, Iyengar style, Kids’, Kripalu, Kundalini, Men’s, Mid-life, Naam, Prenatal, Restorative. There is a powerful cumulative effect achieved by practicing postures in varied sequences. STHIRA SUKHAM ASANAM Sthira= steady; Sukham=comfort; Asanam= posture. Asana is a steady comfortable posture. “True asana is that in which the thought of Brahma flows effortlessly through the mind.” BKS Iyengar. EVOLUTION YOGA: Classes for all levels taught in Vinyasa, AnusaraInspired, Kripalu, Iyengar, and

Ashtanga traditions. Specialty classes offered weekly in prenatal, postnatal, fundamentals, restorative yoga, and yoga for 60+. $13 drop-in, $11 hour-long classes, $120 10-class card. Monday, 5:45 p.m. Vinyasa class is “pay what you can.” Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info, 864-9642 or visit www.evolutionvt.com. We are currently enrolling for the following six-week series: Yoga for a Healthy Neck and Shoulders, Yoga for Women Over 40, Yoga for Golfers, Yoga for a Healthy Back, and Ashtanga Fundamentals. Evolution offers a full baby/children’s yoga program from 2 months to 6 years. Sign up now for Valentine’s Day Bliss: Partner yoga sampling, chair massage for two, and chocolate tasting with Lake Champlain Chocolates! INTRODUCTION TO THAI YOGA MASSAGE: With Kristin Borquist, Saturday, April 7, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., 2-5 p.m. $75. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info, visit www.touch stonehealingarts.com or 658-7715. Explore Thai Yoga Massage at this one day introductory workshop taught by Kristin Borquist, an Advanced Certified Practitioner. This ancient and sacred healing art is practiced clothed on a mat on the floor, and includes applied pressure along the body’s energy pathways, and assisted stretching, coordinated in a rhythmic series of movements that is both calming and energizing. Learn a series of simple, flowing, and effective techniques to warm muscles and increase flexibility and ease. Whether you are considering pursuing more extensive professional training or would like to bring massage home to family, students, partners, and friends, come enjoy a day of profoundly relaxing and rejuvenating bodywork. Individuals and pairs are welcome. MATTHEW WALKER YOGA ARTS: Montpelier Area. Basic-level yoga classes with Matthew Walker BA, CKYT (Certfied Kripalu Yoga Teacher). Beginners welcome. 1st class free! Mats/props provided. Monday, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Beth Jacob Synagogue, Montpelier. $10. Saturday, 9-10:30 a.m., Montpelier Shambhala Center. $12, or 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m., Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, Free. Sunday, 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m., Plainfield Commmunity Center-Men’s Yoga. $10.

ROOT YOGA: Beginner to intermediate level. Burlington Unitarian Universalist Church, the top of Church Street. In the Susan B. Anthony Room. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. beginning February 16. $10 drop in, $48 six-class pass. Info, contact Haley, email root.yoga@ gmail.com or call 802-658-4152. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful spacious studios on the Winooski River and our new downtown studio and boutique at 113 Church Street (top floor of the Leunig’s building). $14 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass, $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit yogavermont. com. Six-week sessions Intro to Kripalu and Ashtanga, Kids Yoga, Adaptive Yoga, Yoga and Kung Fu and more start up in March. 200-hour Yoga Instructor Course begins March 2007. Gift certificates available online and at the studios.

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Fairfax Condo $172,500 2001, 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, 1150+ sf. Nice cabinets, gas range, microwave/hood, D/W, refrigerator, W/D. Finished ~350 sf. walk-out basement. DSL. 1-car garage. Motivated seller. 802-238-8161.

1-Br Loft with Riverview! Tall ceilings, new carpeting, tile bath/kitchen. Storage, gym, indoor pool, much more! $985/mo. Avail. 3/01 or sooner. Request apt. 123, ground floor, near entrance. 802-233-5857.

Fairfax: 10.7 acres, wooded, on Goose Pond Rd. Electric near site. Great building site. $175,000. 802249-5306.

2 bdrm at Roosevelt park 2nd floor 2-bedroom apt. in well maintained triplex on St. Mary’s St. Section 8 approved. Avail. 3/01. First month, dep., pets neg. 802-598-1943.

GREAT FAMILY HOME St. Albans City. 2000 sq. ft., 5-bedroom, 2bath, LR, KIT, DR, basement & full walk-up attic. 1-car garage, pool, fenced yard, new appliances, windows, water heater. Call Brain at 802-524-3695 or jenhayz@excite. com. More pics at http://www. hayeshome.site.with.us/home. LAND - BARRE TOWN, VT 10.97acre parcel in Barre Town. Septic approved for 4-bedroom home. Awesome sunset views, private & quiet location. See pictures at: www.wrightplaceobx.com/ barreland.htm. Asking $125,000. Contact Gregg or Roberta: 802223-2945, evenings & weekends, 802-496-8304, weekdays or email to ghaskin@wcvt.com. Land: 25-Acre lot W/brooks, great views of Lake Champlain and sunsets. East, South and Western exposure. Perfect for grid site, use the water for turbine and sun for solar panels. Will build to my specs or yours. $100,000. W/road permits, waste water permit. Some financing. Mike, 453-3457.

Milton Condo - Move-in condition! Beautiful 2-bed, 1.5-bath end unit. 1152 sf. w/a bonus 420 sf. finished walk-out basement. Please visit our website: www.28waterwheelway.com, 802893-4686 or jeffcoolidge@gmail. 9/12/05 com. 4:18 PM Page 1

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For Rent Essex Jct, Dogs OK Nice 3-bedroom apt. in Essex Jct. neighborhood. Garbage incl., W/D, D/W, basement, gas heat, and fireplace. Dogs OK. $1395/mo. Starting 4/01. Call 443-783-5225.

Duplex- Below Appraisal! Great duplex - ready to go! So affordable as owner-occupied. Two (2)bdrm units, parking, new roof, flooring, many updates! www.65maple.com or email seller@65maple.com for more info.

1 BDRM APT MONKTON New, 1000 + sq. ft., hdwd and tile floors. W/D, D/W, private entrance, wooded setting. No dogs. Don’t miss this opporunity. $850/mo. Avail. 3/01. Call Alicia or Ben, 802-309-3128.

Essex Junction, condo Convenient location, walking distance to Land Air and Sports and Fitness Edge! 2-bedroom condo all on one level, 1 carport, laundry. $118,500. Call Rich at 373-7527.

1-bedroom apt. in Monkton, w/ fabulous views. Like new large living room, exceptional large bathroom. Easy commute to Burlington, Middlebury or Williston. NS/pets. $725/mo. incls. all utils./heat. Avail. 3/01. 802-453-4238.

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Townhome, 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath. New windows, siding, roof, range. Gas stove, deck, large backyard. Crown molding throughout. Carpet, laminate wood and marble floors. Private carport w/storage. $188,000. 802-985-1159

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3 bdrm. apt. in Burlington On Front St. Quiet dead-end st. Gas heat/hot water. NS/pets. Avail. 2/20. $1100/mo. 802-951-9870. 4 Bdrm Burlington Home 3/1 House w/2-car garage, avail. 3/01. W/D included. Close to downtown/UVM. Tenant pays utils. Pets neg. New hdwd. Call Kevin, 716/829-9023 or email KClauss@ smcvt.edu. Bolton Valley Efficiency. Incl. local phone/heat. $595/mo. Year lease. 434-3444, ext. 1223 or 203-520-9800. Burl: Immaculate Townhouse Hildred Dr., bright 2 story, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, 1000 SF, W/D, D/W, large rooms. Incls. heat, trash, water/sewer, pool! $1250/mo. Pets neg. 802-846-9568; www. HickokandBoardman.com. BURL: All Utils & Free Rent Split-level 2-bedroom, bright, clean and safe. One block to hospital, UVM, Waterman. W/D, D/W. All utils. incl. Sec./ref. req. $1390/mo. 658-0119, apt@vt18. com. Burlington Church St. Marketplace. Studio. Great location. 2nd floor. 802-922-8518. Burlington Unfurnished, 2bedroom apt. Off-street parking, walk to downtown. $875/mo. 238-5125. Burlington Great 6-7 bedroom houses avail. Greene St., East Ave. Avail. 6/01. Call Terry, 617-242-9335. Burlington Old North End, 3bedroom, first floor. Hdwd, porch, parking. New gas heat. Avail. now. $1100/mo. +. Pets neg. 802-893-0000. BURLINGTON Large 3-bedroom. Living room, dining room, full basement, porches, parking. 1/2 acre in quiet location. $1500/mo. Avail. now. 862-9182. Burlington Old North End, 3bedroom, first floor. New kitchen, bath and flooring. Gas heat. No pets. Lease. $1050/mo. + utils. Avail. immed. 802-893-7848. 1-bedroom apt. Burlington Avail. 3/01. Large, beautiful natural woodwork and hardwood floor in living room, private porch and yard, nice kitchen, full bath. $1150/mo. incls. heat, hot water, parking, laundry and kayak storage, 658-8056. studio404@adelphia.net

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3 Bdrm - Burlington 1/2 duplex, quiet, 1.5-bath, near bike path, full basement, gas heat. Extensive renovations. $1200/mo. incl. water & trash. Avail. immed. Call Shawn, 658-2014.

Condo, 87 Seth Circle. Was model unit. $195,000. 802-879-3487. 2-bedroom, 1-bath, 1 car garage, new roof, near bike path, school, custom curtains.

Burlington All shapes, all sizes. Great locations, parking. Avail. 6/01. Please call Rick, 802-864-3430. BURLINGTON Downtown; large 1-bed w/views above Manhattan Pizza, $750/mo. +. Monroe St., 2-bed w/pkg., $875/mo. +, now! New N. End 2-bed condo w/brand new carpet, $950/mo. +. WINOOSKI/Colchester, 1 and 2 beds w/yard, $775/mo. +. All avail. now! No dogs. Year lease, dep. 860-4641. Burlington: Church St. eff. and 1-bedroom. $575/mo. - $650/mo. Parking incl. Heat not incl. Sorry, no pets. Avail. 3/01. Year lease. 802-318-8242.

June Rentals: Eff., 1, 2, 3, 4bedrooms. Great locations. $575/ mo. - $2500/mo. Sorry, no pets. 1 year lease. 802-318-8242. Burlington Avail. 3/01. $600/ mo. Pleasant 2 room, second floor apt. Heat and hot water incl. Walk to downtown/UVM/FAHC. NS/ pets. 802-862-9525. Burlington Apts. Avail. 6/01. 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5 bedrooms. Please call Investment Property Managers, 658-3600. Burlington 6-bedroom house, W/D, close to UVM, off-street parking. NS/pets. $3250/mo. +. Avail. 6/01. 802-233-4317. Burlington Old North End 2bedroom, 3rd floor, gas heat, porch, pets neg. Avail. 3/01. $750/mo. +. 893-0000. Burlington Bradley St., 2 blocks to UVM/downtown/FAHC, clean 4-bedroom, parking, garage. One year lease. NS/pets. Fireplace, loaded kitchen. 2-bath, W/D. Yard. $2400/mo. + utils. 802-863-3818. Burlington Avail. now, 116 North Winooski Ave. 2-bedroom, gas heat, off-street parking, laundry, close to downtown. $995. Call 658-3600. Burlington Waterfront park, 1-bedroom condo. Avail. 4/01. $1250/mo. +. 802-238-4947. Burlington Studio apt. Avail. now. $600/mo. + utils. 1 car parking. Year lease. NS. Pet friendly. 802-318-0029. Burlington Large 1-bedroom, newly renovated, first floor, offstreet parking. Walk to downtown. $800/mo. + utils. 802-863-5397. Burlington North Union St. 1-bedroom, incls. heat and parking. Quiet, carpeted. Avail. 3/01. $800/mo. 802-985-5598. Burlington Avail. 6/01. 2 and 3bedroom apts. $950/mo. - $1650/ mo. No dogs. 802-862-7467. Burlington Downtown studio apt. w/enclosed porch. Gas heat incl. Hdwd, no parking. $655/mo. Call Jackie, 802-862-7372. Burlington 1 bd avail now 238 North St. Quaint, clean 1-bedroom. Hot water, garbage removal incl. Private W/D, deck. Carpet/vinyl. Large yard. 2nd floor. Off-street parking. NS. $825/mo. 879-9944. Burlington 3 Bedroom 2nd floor, stone duplex, bright, hdwd, attic, porch, gas heat, parking, yard, avail. 3/01. $975/mo. + utils. No pets. 238-0790. BURLINGTON 3-BEDROOM 2nd floor. North St. & Winooski Ave. $1090/mo. + utils. Large kitchen; LR, porch, parking. Bus on corner, walk downtown. Avail. now. 425-3551. Burlington 5 Bed Loomis St Spacious apt. Parking, porch, close to universities, $3000/mo. incls. heat, water, electric. Avail. 6/01. 802-355-5811. Burlington apt. Avail. 3/01. Large 2-bedroom apt. w/living room, eat-in kitchen, backyard, back deck, W/D, new D/W, windows/carpet, gas heat, walk to waterfront, downtown, bikepath. O/S parking. $1100/mo. 802-578-3499. Burlington Downtown Luxury garret. Newly renovated apt. 1bedroom, W/D, AC, dishwasher, skylight, storage, garaged parking, porch, hdwd flrs. Quiet, NS building. $1275/mo. incls. heat, cable, Internet. 802-864-5801. BURLINGTON HOME AWAY $1200 FOR THOSE NEEDING FULLY FURNISHED AND EQUIPPED ACCOMMODATIONS ON A MONTHLY OR LONGER BASIS. Rick Hubbard 802-864-3330 www.rickhubbard. org/extendedstays

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Located in the Painter Hills development, this three bedroom Cape has many original details, trim and flooring. All the systems were updated when re-constructed in 1984. New kitchen leads to attached 1 1/2 story sunroom with propane woodstove. $294,750 call chris von Trapp coldwell banker hickok & boardman realty 802-846-9525 www.chrisVonTrapp.com

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Gambrel with 3 bedrooms

Nice 2 bedroom Condo with custom paint awaits your arrival. Master bedroom with master bath. Nice private deck backs up to wooded area. $249,900

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And beautifully maintained, this end unit South Burlington Condo features open space with 2 bedrooms & 2 baths. Lovely tile foyer welcomes all into this home with extremely livable floor plan. Close to airport, local colleges & minutes to downtown. $182,500 call edie Brodsky coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9532 www.ediehomes.com

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Charming Colchester home boasting quiet location and new family room addition. Fresh paint, carpet and new deck with hot tub. Kitchen glistens with new stainless steel appliances. Very tastefully decorated and immaculately kept...it’s a 10! $264,900

Warm and cozy Colonial with formal dining room and living room. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths in the main home, 1 bedroom, 1 bath in the suite. $512,000

Three levels of living space in this very well-kept Condo. Two bedrooms, three baths plus a den/nursery on the second floor. Partially finished basement for extra living space. Quiet location. $234,900

Very special Townhome. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, located on the 17th fairway of the only Jack Nicklaus- designed golf course in Vermont. Southern end unit. Stunning views of the Adirondacks, Lake Champlain, and in the distance Burlington. Air conditioning. $435,000

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Convenient, desirable residential area, small complex. New roof, siding, windows, carpet. Dining/living room opens to private stone patio/perennials/garden. Beach, Nature Park and village nearby. More. $189,000

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Neat, clean and freshly painted studio unit with large storage area. Easy living! Exercise room and outdoor pool. Monthly fees include heat, hot water and electric. Seller will pay $2700 of buyer’s closing cost. $89,900

To be built – Cape Style home on 2.5 acres with long views. 1500 sq. ft 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Make your choices for appliances, flooring and lighting styles. $269,500

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Milton 3-unit ideal for owner occupant 2 buildings on a 1 acre lot, front building a Victorian with a 3 bdrm and a huge 1 bdrm. Back building a huge Post & Beam 4+ bdrm with a 2 car garage and private back yard. $349900 with $5000 back for closing costs.

Motivated seller! Historic Queen Anne Victorian with original woodwork, built-ins and fireplace. This 4 bedroom 2 bath house retains all of it original charm with the benefit of totally updated electrical and plumbing. Ideal for a home based business or a great family home. MLS# 2611247. $347,500

South Hero-3 bdrm, 2 bth home on 11.82 acres features bright/cozy rooms, master w/own bath, attached oversized 2-car garage, and the kitchen boasts oak cabinets, all new appliances & bar. You’ll love the mountain views from the wrap-around deck. Absolutely beautiful for Only $255,000!

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Burlington, Avail 06/01 2, 3, 4, 5 bed apts. Hickok Place, North Winooski Ave. $800-$3050/mo. + utils., spacious, parking, no pets, must see! Call for detailed information. 802-862-8925 before 8 p.m.

JERICHO - 2/3 BD HOUSE Avail. 3/01. 195 Nashville Rd. Mountain views, propane hot water heat, pellet stove, W/D. Lease, 1st & sec. Pets neg. $1000/mo. 802-233-7774.

Burlington, Salmon Run Apts., a 2-bedroom townhouse & 2-bedroom flat w/W/D hookups, parking, storage. Avail. midMarch. $795/mo. Call 802-6603711 ext. 14. EHO.

MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, duplex, mins. to I-89, private back yard, basement, BYO frig. Pets neg., only good credit please, $800/mo. + util. + dep. Call Sundance Services, 802-893-2348.

Burlington: Renovated 3-bedroom Victorian apt. Hdwd. Very clean. Avail. immed. $1200/mo. + utils. Convenient to downtown. Call David, 802-425-2754.

Montpelier Avail. 4/01. Beautiful 1-bedroom, hdwd, small back deck, front porch. Off-street parking. NS. $725/mo. Call France, 802-863-1728 or 310-4205.

So. Burl: Mint Condition Lancaster Condo: Built 2005, 2bedroom, 2-bath, 1174 SF, W/D, walk-in closet, hdwd, balcony. Incls. heat, AC, etc! Pets neg. $1400/mo. 802-846-9568; www. HickokandBoardman.com.

Burlington: Charming 2bdrm Huge kitchen, new appliances + W/D. NS. Walk to Church St., bike path, Intervale. Deck + big yard. Off-street parking, pets neg. 4/01. $1050/mo. Call Jon, 862-6046.

Montpelier Nice 1bdrm apt Large, sunny 1-bedroom apt., walking distance to downtown. Rent incls. heat, garbage and snow removal. Off-street parking. W/D. Avail. now. 802-262-6018.

South Burlington 2-bedroom apt. Gas heat and garage incl. W/D provided in basement. No pets. Refs. and good credit a must. $900/mo. Call Paul at 802-879-3117.

Clean 2Br S Burlington Apt $1250/mo. Visit http://vtapart ment4rent.googlepages.com/ for pictures and more information or call 802-578-7728.

Montpelier: 3 BR Apt Nice apt., 2 floors, walk to downtown, offstreet parking, hdwd and carpet. $1050/mo. incls. utils. & electric. NS/pets. Refs. req. 223-2556.

Colchester 3-bedroom duplex house. Nice yard. W/D. Pets neg. $1200/mo. + dep. Avail. 2/01. Also, 2-bedroom, W/D, $925/mo. 802-363-8776. COLCHESTER - 1 Bdr - 2/15 Bay Rd., hdwd, parking, NS, pets OK w/pet dep. Avail. 2/15. $725/mo. + util./dep. 802-238-6266. Colchester/Lakeshore 3-bedroom, 2-bath, fireplace, gas heat, AC, hdwd, pets OK. Dock and mooring. Year round. Avail. 3/01. $2300/mo. 802-655-6371. Colchester/Lakeshore Large 1-bedroom, deck, pets neg. Close to park. Dock and mooring. Avail. 3/01. $900/mo. 802-655-6371. Colchester/Lakeshore Large 2-bedroom, hdwd, fireplace, deck, dining room, garage. Pets neg. Dock and mooring. Avail. 3/01. $1400/mo. 802-655-6371. Cozy, bright, Avail. Now $625/mo. Smallish 1-bedroom, new carpets, new large porch. Apt. is the 2nd floor of a duplex. Yard, gardens, parking. NS/pets. Call Jen, 802-338-2785. Cute 1 Bdrm 5 min frm Burl Located in a quiet, friendly neighborhood, clean, recently painted, new windows, and appliances. Has off-street parking. Refs. required. 598-6502. Essex Condo for Rent 2-bedroom, 1-bath w/W/D, heat, AC, HW, trash, sewer, fitness ctr. incl. in rent. Garage and 2 add’l spaces in parking lot. $1250/mo. Avail. 5/01. 802-318-1800. Essex Jct - Large 2-bedroom, newly renovated, yard, deck, near VAST trail, off-street parking, no pets. $825/mo. +. 802-879-8679. Ferrisburgh Sunny 2-bedroom 2005 modular home, 900 sq. ft. Energy eff. kerosene monitor furnace. Located on 10 acres w/panoramic Adirondack mtn. views. $925/mo. + utils. Mark, 802-425-3737. Great 2 Bedroom Apartment 2nd floor apt. in Burlington. $1000/mo., avail. immed. Dog friendly w/fenced-in yard. Plenty of off-street parking. Close to bike path, beaches and shopping center. Please call 802-846-5062 or 802-860-9409. House for rent South Burlington, 3-bedroom, Energy Star rated, brand new home. $1400/mo. 802-233-1574. Huntington 2 bdrm apt. Spacious 1st floor apt. in Huntington Center. Porch, W/D, basement access, gas/woodstove. Great hiking, cross country skiing. NS. $900/mo. + utils. Call Martin/ Jackie, 434-7649. Jeffersonville Pretty 1-bedroom apt. in a new home. Walk to Smuggs! Incls. utils. and TV. NS please. $850/mo. Please call 644-8784.

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Westford Large, renovated 4bedroom barnhouse. Lots of light, gorgeous view, W/D, D/W, spacious living room. Beautiful rural area, easy commute to Montpelier, Stowe, Burlington, Johnson. $1500/mo. incls. parking, water/ sewer, rubbish removal, snow removal. 802-522-3826. unbelIevable

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Winooski Avail. 3/01. 2-bedroom townhouse style apt. Parking, huge yard, storage shed. Pets OK. $900/mo. +. Credit check. Good landlord. 734-1050.

South Burlington 3-bedroom end unit condo, 1.5-bath. New windows, W/D, garbage and snow Winooski 2-bedroom, garden removal. Pool, tennis, bike 1x1c-mapletreemort121306.indd path. 1 12/6/06 5:01:36 PM space, off-street parking. Large Carport. Close to UVM/FAHC. living room, eat-in kitchen. Avail. $1395/mo. + utils. 802-324-6446. North Ferrisburgh Spacious, 3/01. $895/mo. incls. wifi and 1-bedroom apt. w/loft. Efficiency South Burlington 2-bedroom parking. 802-985-0770. kitchen. Great atmosphere. 20 at Sugartree. Gas heat. $1000/ Winooski 2-bedroom, off-street mins. to Burlington. $550/mo. + mo. + utils. Avail. 3/01. Peter, parking, washer, hdwd, new heat. Mark, 802-425-3737. 802-355-4804. fixtures. Clean, sunny, warm. Office Space for Rent Small South Burlington Duplex 2$775/mo. + gas and electric. JP, office space for rent to counselor bedroom, completely renovated; 802-310-4611. or massage therapist. Healing orinew kitchen, new bathroom, WINOOSKI 1-bedroom apt., plus ented house near lake and bike new carpets basement w/W/D, path in downtown Burlington. oil heat, large yard, quiet neigh- office/computer room. Maple St. near downtown. $775/mo + utils., Shared waiting room. Full or partborhood. No AMpets. $1100/mo. 2x4c-CTXmortage-101106 10/10/06 11:03 Page 1 (gas heat). Parking. No pets. 863time. Call 802-865-3855. 802-864-9282. 4342 or 310-2204.

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Richmond: Pristine & Open Rocky Rd. Beautiful, 3-bedroom, 2 full bath Cape. Birch floors, W/D, by woods/creek, finished basement, tastefully remodeled. 5 mins. to I-89. $1600/mo. 802846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com. S.Burlington $1300 house 3bedroom, 2.5-bath, 2-car garage. Great neighborhood. Excellent location. Pets OK. Avail. 2/01. Short or long term. Email/call 802-5784621, giovannaboggero@yahoo. com. Shelburne Luxury, furnished, 3-level townhouse, secondfloor master suite, garage, all utils., in private wooded setting. Short-term lease. $975/mo. 239-478-7373. Shelburne-2 BDRM House 2bedroom, 1.5-bath, 950 sq. ft. house, lakeviews. No dogs. D/W, W/D hookups. $1500/mo. + heat + sec. 802-985-9218. Shelburne-3 bdrm apt. 1-bath, 1st floor apt., heat/elect. incl. No dogs. Beach access, W/D hookup. $1300/mo. + sec. Application req. 802-985-9218.

St. Albans Town Newly constructed duplex, private setting, 3-bedroom, new appliances, full basement. Garbage and snow removal. $1200/mo. Call 802-3091311 or 802-524-2372. St. George Unfurnished, 2-bedroom, heated, W/D. NS/pets. Refs. req., sec. dep. and utils. $1000/mo. 802-482-2193. Vacant Room Available Room features new windows, paint and large closet. Quiet condo, W/D, view of Intervale. NS. $475/mo., $475 sec. dep. All utils. incl. 922-0741. Vergennes Medium 2-bedroom large, enclosed porch, parking, heat and hot water incl. $800/ mo. No dogs. Call only 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. 802-349-9549. Waterbury Avail. now. Large 1bedroom, second floor, 9 North Main. Gas heat, off-street parking, quiet building. NS/pets. $625/mo. Call John, 802-8632959, evenings. Weekly rooms for rent Great and reasonable, $175/week. Maggie’s Inn, 324-3291 or IvanLand@ aol.com.

Winooski Avail. now Large, sunny, renovated 1-bedroom, full bath, walk-in pantry. $750/mo. + very low util. cost. Parking. No dogs. 802-862-7467.

6][SAVO`W\U =^^]`bc\WbWSa These are just a few of the fabulous opportunities available: HUNTINGTON: Woman in her 90s seeks a homesharer to make 4 dinners /week and help with some household chores. No Rent. FERRISBURG: 90 y.o. woman seeks a homesharer for companionship and protective presence nights and weekends. Low rent. ESSEX JCT: Gentleman in his 80s seeks a homesharer to cook and enjoy mealtime company and some light house keeping. $150/month. MIDDLEBURY: Woman in her 90s seeks to share her spacious condo with a responsible person to provide companionship and weekend protective presence. No rent. ADDISON: Female in her 90s seeks a protective presence, help w/ her bird feeders & vacuuming. No rent.

Winooski HUGE 1bdrm $800 1-bedroom, 1-bath. Huge living room, newly renovated. Parking, heat, electric, W/D. NS, pets neg. $800/mo. 802-655-2165.

HUNTINGTON: Man in his 70s seeks a homesharer to prepare meals, help with gardening and light housekeeping. No rent.

Winooski, 2-3 Bedroom Large, sunny 2-3 bedroom apt., 2 level, convenient location, on bus line, gas heat, off-street parking. Cats OK, dogs neg. $1040/mo. + utils. 802-598-8889. http://daisyver mont.bravehost.com.

ISLE la MOTTE: Independent woman in her 90’\s is looking for someone to fill her spare room with conversation and a protective presence. No Rent.

Housemates Barre: Housemate wanted Share large 2nd floor split-level 3-bedroom apt. w/female prof. $360/mo. incls. utils. W/D. Storage. Easy access to highway. Away from downtown. 802-498-7305. burlington Seeking compatible person, mature and responsible to share beautiful 2-bedroom, 2bath condo. Cathedral ceilings, fireplace, pool, W/D, etc. Very quiet, close to Oakledge Park/ lake/bike path. $600/mo. incl. all, (incls. phone and Internet). 802-951-2543. Burlington Reliable roommate wanted for 2-bedroom apt. Utils incl., off-street parking. $400/ mo. No drugs, no pets. 1/2 dep. Must see. Serious inq. only. Near FAHC. 802-373-1360.

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Ledgewood Burlington: Condo: One room available in two-story, two-bedroom condo. Washer/dryer, 1.5 baths, pool, big closets, parking. Share with young male professional. $595+ (802)399-7433. Burlington Socially conscious, communicative cohort to share 3-bedroom w/artist and 40+ designer. Friendly, tidy, passionate adult w/joie de vivre. NS/ND. W/ D, D/W, hdwd, parking and a fabulous cat. $400/mo. + utils. Avail. 3/01. 802-658-0019. 2x12.5-homesharevt021407-classy.1

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Sublets/ Temporary Room by North Beach Spacious room in nice condo w/private bath and jacuzzi, lake views. Internet access and cable. W/D, D/W. Close to beach, downtown. $600/mo. 919-451-0430. Burlington/Burlington S. Looking for responsible housemate to share home off Shelburne Rd. W/D, pool, hot tub, storage, parking, yard. Avail. 3/01. $500/ mo. + utils. 802-865-9627 (Alex call).

« housemates Burlington’s south end 1bedroom avail. for March in 2bedroom house. Lots of light, high ceilings. Shared bath. Offstreet parking. Fenced in back yard. $650/mo. Jeff, 233-8673. Essex Jct. Share nice home and location. NS/pets. Ample parking. All utils, cable, Internet incl. 2 rooms avail. Couples welcome. $400-$525/mo. 802-879-4226. ESSEX JUNCTION 35 yr old prof. female looking for clean, responsible female prof. or grad in late 20s to 40s to share newer, very nice, very clean condo. $650/mo. + 1/2 utils. Incls. W/D, own full bath, off-street parking, central air. 802-233-4694. Large house 1 furnished RM Burlington, on bike path, beach. Sunny room. HDTV, wireless, new W/D, large kitchen/living. Real nice. Walk to stores. Incls. all. $500/mo. NS/pets. 802-846-7653 leave message. Maple Street Flat $440 One room avail. No sec. dep., offstreet parking spot, front/back porch, close to Monkey Bar and VSAC. Laid-back roomie and landlords. 203-246-7637, Nick. Milton “Green” HM to share farmhouse w/naturalist/writer and Basengi mix dog. $475/mo. (incls. utils.) for 1-bedroom. Some work exchange possible. 10 min. to Exit 17. NS. Laurie, 893-1845. Monkton Farm House Large rooms, washer, dryer, inground pool. 20 acres. 19 miles to Kennedy Drive. Barn, etc. $500/mo. 802-453-3457. One bedroom in Winooski. 1bedroom avail. in 2-bedroom apt. Share a large apt. Full kitchen, big living room, office/computer room, deck/porch. Off-street parking, close to traffic circle, I-87. Washing machine, D/W. 802-999-0051.

Seeking a housemate Housemate wanted to share refurbished ground floor condo in quiet Old North End neighborhood. Appliances new incl. W/D, D/W. Minimal utilities. $550/mo. ddndhd@ yahoo.com. Avail. 4/01. South Burlington Roommate wanted to share 2-bedroom condo, on busline, near shopping. No pets. $500/mo. + dep. incls. utils. 802-864-7427. South Burlington Quiet, furnished, 2-bedroom condo. $475/ mo. + 1/2 heat. Incls. laundry and parking. NS/pets. 802-863-0402. St. Albans - easy commute! Quiet, prof., NS, semi-furnished home seeking housemates $500/ room ($120/week) or $950 for 2nd floor. In nice neighborhood, w/ large yard & pool. Easy commute. 802-858-2070. Williston Share large house w/2 prof. You get 2 private rooms, garage and shared common areas. W/D, D/W, DSL, huge yard, deck, jacuzzi tub. $525/mo. 802-316-3043. Williston Roommate wanted to share 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath house. Avail. ASAP. 802-888-4292. Winooski 191 West Allen St., apt. C, second floor. $275/mo. + sec. dep. Call Mike, 802-316-0036, cell. Winooski Roommate wanted ASAP to share a clean large 2bedroom apt. w/W/D. $425/mo. + utils. Must love pets. Interested call Elizabeth at 802-922-1186. Winooski Avail. 3/01. 1-bedroom avail. in 2-bedroom apt. Responsible roommate wanted for drug free, pet free environment. Gay friendly. $325/mo. +dep. + 1/2 utils. Call 802-655-1118. Winooski apt. - avail 2/1 Looking for quiet, laidback, gayfriendly roommate to share 2bedroom apt. starting 2/01. Offstreet parking, basement storage, wraparound porch. Cat friendly neighborhood, sorry no dogs. 802-655-4403.

Burlington Sublet-Mar-Apr Responsible mature person to share secluded 4-bedroom South End house. Off-street parking, near campus. No dogs. $415/mo. incls. utils. 860-299-3017.

Housing Wanted Would like to exchange apt. or house in Washington, D.C., for similiar in Vermont, pref. on a lake, in August. Renee, rtaft126@ aol.com.

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South Burlington Commercial/office space. 1000 sq. ft. 5 offices. Parking. Storage. John, 802-373-6027. Waterfront office space available. Adirondack views. Incls. parking. Call Ken at 865-3450.

Sears Car Topper X-large, locking, like new, fits van or wagon, comes w/old-style rain gutter racks. $75/OBO. 802-864-7740.

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Apt. near Old San Juan, PR. Studio in El San Juan Towers (ESJ) avail. by the week, April 19-May 17. Oceanside, casino, walk to town or public trans. Call 518647-5691 anytime.

$9 PRESCRIPTION EYEGLASSES Custom made to your prescription, stylish plastic or metal frame, Highindex, UV protection, antiscratch lens, case, lenscloth for only $9. Also available: Rimless, Titanium, Children’s, Bifocals, Progressives, Suntints, AR coating, etc. Http://ZENNIOPTICAL.COM. (AAN CAN) Baby Bjorn front baby carrier, green. $25. 802-899-3441.

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Burlington Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-8647999. www.mainstreetlanding. com. Burlington - Office space Friendly handicap-accessible office building. Approx. 837 SF. Parking, gas heat, use of conference room. Avail now. $620/mo. + utils. hinsprop@together.net or 862-1148 x102. Burlington Massage Space Great massage/healing arts space at 270 College St. (across from YMCA) incls. shared kitchenette, bathroom, waiting area and website. Can be shared. $350/mo. 802-363-9352. Essex Junction Business district, high visibility and traffic in historic Brownell Block. Two spaces, 1300 and/or 760 sq. ft. Both spaces have additional basement storage. 802-879-1117. Office Space for Rent Small office space for rent to counselor or massage therapist. Healing oriented house near lake and bike path in downtown Burlington. Shared waiting room. Full or parttime. Call 802-865-3855.

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Reddy heater Hot Spot outdoor heater. 25 BTU. Only used one week. $55/OBO. 802-899-3441.

Clothes for VT Teddy Bear Santa & April Fools suits, glitzy Page 1 gold and white lace dresses. New, in package. Below 1/2 price or all for $45. 802-878-8672. Men’s Patagonia ski parka Size large; forest green; excellent condition; moving south. $50. Call 863-9207.

Antiques/ Collectibles 1964 Chevy Biscayne Great condition, 3-speed, 6 cyl, never seen winter, very dependable, a must see! Asking $5500. Call 802-999-3262. Oak Office Chair w/swivel and tilt, $40. 802-879-6153.

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Electronics Bachman Train Set Bachman train set, good condition. Less than a year old. Lots of extras, 2 many 2 list. Spent over $225, sell for $110/OBO. 802-363-0792. Computer Cases ATA style w/ PSU, 2 cases, $20 for both. Call 802-264-4878. Server Case - 4U New w/PSU, key access to drives, $75/OBO. 802-264-4878.

Crutches Wooden, for an adult. Comes w/pads. $10. 802-264-4878. G.E. ELECTRIC COOKTOP Almondcolored. 21.25 x 30.25” (fits 19.5” x 28.5” countertop opening). Spotless, like new. $75. 802-899-2305. Like New Appliance GE pro, white, glass top, electric indepted range, $200. 6 and 5-burner counter gas range, $250/each. New built-in oven w/mic on top, $550. 802-864-3842. NEW STAINLESS STEEL APP. New s/b/s water and ice on the door, new $1800, asking $1200. Jet Air no down draft range, 1 year old, new $1400. 802-864-3842.

Uninterruptible Power Sup Commercial grade UPS that is rack mountable. APC SmartUPS 1400. No batteries. $75. 802-264-4878. Uninterruptible Power Sup Commercial grade. New batteries. Needs $0.25 connector. $50. 802-264-4878.

DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties. Work available. Make full-time money with parttime hours. No experience necessary. 802-862-1377. Lollipop Entertainment Best adult parties. Birthdays, bachelor parties, strip-o-grams, private shows. 800-951-7385. New talent welcome. $500 bonus. Will train

Free Stuff Vegetable Oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Global Markets, 863-9460.

Furniture pool Table 8’ billiards table, 3pc 1” slate, comes w/everything! Must see. Retail value $4900. Sell $1700. Bill, 802-893-7315. 5 pc Dinette set Cherry finish, table chairs all in original box. Must sell. Only $285. 802-893-7296. Bed set Mattress, box. Brand new, still in original plastic. Retails for $475. Must sell. $260. 802-734-0788. Bookcase - Wooden Robust, 3 shelves, 45x12x46. $60. Call 802-264-4878. Bunk Beds from This End Up Solid wood bunk beds w/mattresses. Excellent condition. We’ll deliver in Chittenden County. $200. Call day or evening, 872-0687. cherry Bedroom set Lined drawers dovetailed construction. Headboard, footboard, mattress, box, dresser, chest, nightstand. Cost $5000, sell $1550. Beth, 802-893-3666. Futon Solid wood w/brand new mattress. All in box, never used. Cost $696, sell $275. 802-893-7296. Futon - Klik Klak Style Sand color, really cute, must see. Retails for $499. Still in box, never used. Sell only $255. Beth, 598-0316. Large artifical tree Large standing artifical tree in lovely dark green pot. Moving, can’t take it. $50. Call 863-9207.

Entertainment/ Tickets Dancer, solid gold exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for Valentine’s Day, birthday, bachelor, bachelorette and fun-on-one shows or anytime good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802658-1464. New talent welcome.

Magazine rack Solid maple in excellent condition; moving; can’t take it. $25. Call 863-9207. Memory Foam Mattress 8” Visco mattress and box and frame. Still in box w/warranty. Cost $1500. Must sell, $550. 802-893-3666.

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Show and tell. Oak office chair w/arms, swivel and tilt. $40. 802-879-6153. Oak wardrobe for sale Medium color stain, solid oak armoire w/hanging rack, 2 doors, bottom drawer. Pristine condition. 100+/- yrs. old. Need to make room. 802-899-2981. Queen bed set Queen mattress, box. Double-sided orthopedic pillowtop. All new, never used. Cost $800, sell $350. Call 802-893-7296. Recliner Chairs and Couch All in good condition. Couch, canvas fabric, earth color, $200. Recliner rocking chairs, one blue, one cream, $125/each. Call 802-879-7194.

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Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave, 802-859-8966. Sewing machine cabinet in good condition. Pref. Kahula or Horn. 802-899-3441.

2 Mature Cats - FREE Need good home for two (12 y/o), female, loving, in/outdoor, neutered cats. Generous adoption package, including cat food, litter, and vet care to caring home. 802-878-2183. Free 20 yr. Draft Horse Doc is a sweet boy and will be free for a good home; or sponsors for his expenses accepted. 802-229-1038. Free Dog to a Good home 2year-old Hound, Boxer, Doberman mix. Very friendly, energetic, outdoorsy dog, neutered, updated records. FREE TO GOOD HOME. 802-879-4438 or Bushi004slice@ yahoo.com. CLIPPER SUNBEAM-STEWART Heavy-duty, model 510 clipmaster animal clippers. Excellent condition. $85. 802-899-2305.

Sports Equipment Canoe Paddles 2 paddles, rarely used, wooden, excellent cond. $120/each when new. $60/each. 264-4878. Ladies’ skis Rossignol Saphyr 160s, Rossi Axium bindings, excellent condition, used once, $200. 864-7586. Men’s Hockey Skates Brand: Elite, type: leather, size: 9. Rarely used. $40. 264-4878. Patagonia Jacket Patagonia men’s ski parka, size Large, dark green $50; Desente unisex ski parka, navy, size Large, $50. Call 802-863-9207. Ski boot bag Ski boot bag made by Dunlop. Holds one boot each end; airline approved; moving south. $40. Call 863-9207. Snowmobile 2002 Polaris 600 classic, M10 suspension, elec. start, mirrors, reverse, studded, dual carbides, backrest and map bag. Serviced and ready to ride. $3000. 802-899-2751. Women’s Alpine Skis Women’s Salomon Siam Number 5 Alpine Skis. Brand new, perfect, never been used, no bindings. Height: 159. Please reply to 238-5340. Asking $200.

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EASTFIELD FAIRFAX

Beautiful condominiums are currently under construction at a great location in Fairfax, on Route 104 across from Minor’s Country Store. Each condo features approximately 1,600 square feet of living space with 2 bedrooms plus den, 2.5 baths, garage, and full basement. Details are subject to change, stay tuned! Check out our fully-furnished model home: Feb 18 from 1-3pm. Purchase Price $210,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers $49,300 Mortgage Amount: $160,700

SO.BURLINGTON ASHBROOK CONDO

This Is A Must See: Approx. 1,016 square ft., 2-bed, 2-bath, 3-level condo. Features include two back decks and a large finished basement that can be used as a 3rd bedroom. All appliances are included in the sale. Save money on winter heating costs with efficient gas heat. Convenient location close to I-89, schools, parks and shopping. First come, first served.

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Unique Handcrafted Desk Double pedestal, 2 file drawers, 7 drawers total, upper cubbyhole section w/hinged front, dark wood, digital image avail. Love it...no room! $500. 802-563-3115.

MOVING SALE You’ll pay very little for: Adult DVDs/tapes (straight & gay), furniture, 2 futons, electronics, electric bike, scooter, books, men’s clothing, leather jackets, tools, etc. 802-288-8188.

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Purchase Price: $ 190,000 Grant for income eligible buyers: $37,980 Mortgage Amount: $151,920

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CITY’S EDGE CONDO

Beautiful 3rd floor 2-bed, 2-bath, one level condo with approx. 1,141 sq. ft. of living space is now available in Burlington. This condo is located in a secure new building with low association dues that include heat. Features include parking in an underground garage and an elevator. Enjoy the convenience of living on the bus line and close to schools, parks, and shopping centers. Pets are welcome!

NANNY WANTED Charlotte family seeking experienced nanny. Responsibilities include getting school-age children on/off the bus and caring for younger siblings during the day. Good salary. Please call Lori, 425-3771.

Purchase Price: $195,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers: $51,100 Mortgage Amount: $143,900

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SHELBURNE CONDO

Available Now: Cozy & quiet 3-bed 1-bath, townhouse-style home with 1,444 sq. ft. of living space. Features include a front porch, attached garage, and roughed in plumbing for a 2nd bathroom. Heat is energy efficient gas. This home is only a year and a half old and is located in the heart of Shelburne village. Open House: 2/15/07 1:30-2:30 & 2/21/07 4-5pm

Computer Consulting Make technology work for you! From basic interfacing to advanced software instruction including quickbooks set up and start up business consultation. All skill levels taught. Relaxed teaching style, plenty of references will travel to you. Call or email for free initial consultation. 802-5789282, davezen@hotmail.com.

Counseling Mental Health Counseling for children, adolescents and adults. Annemieke Graven Meau LCMHC, M.Ed...many years experience, trauma, school adjustment issues, DBT therapy, etc. MediCaid and sliding scales accepted. Burlington. Call 802-363-1557. Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T Individuals and couples counseling. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135.

Creative FREE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY Experienced photographer wants to build wedding photo portfolio to get into wedding photography business. Visit www.mountainvisionproductions.com for photo samples. 802-496-6374.

Purchase Price: $ 210,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers: $44,600 Mortgage Amount: $165,400

Call Brandy for a showing: 864-2620 bmoffatt@champlain housingtrust.org

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EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels her or she has encountered discrimination should contact the: HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309. OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800-416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

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HEAL LONG-TERM ISSUES Discover how it feels to be fully open to life after healing your physical, emotional, financial, relationship or other issues. Fred Cheyette integrates NLP, psychotherapy, shamanism and other processes into a highly effective way of guiding people to the place they always dreamed about. 802-479-1034.

Financial/Legal $700-$800,000 Free Cash Grants-2007!, Personal bills, School, Business/Housing. Approx. $49 billion unclaimed 2005! Listings 1-800-592-0362 Ext. 235. (AAN CAN) ****$700-$800,000 Free cash grants!***2007!** Never repay! Personal/Medical Bills, School, New Business/Home etc., live operators! Avoid deadlines! Listings, call 1-800-270-1213 Ext. 232 (AAN CAN).

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Creative FREE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY Experienced photographer wants to build wedding photo portfolio to get into wedding photography business. Visit www.mountainvisionproductions.com for photo samples. 802-496-6374.

Education Looking for tutor or class to learn Brazilian Portuguese. Call Jackie, 802-862-7372. Tutoring Services in writing, reading comprehension, articulation, oral language and/or communication skills by a certified speech/language pathologist w/20 years experience. Individual sessions: $40/hour. Resume and refs. avail. upon request. Burlington area. Terry Close, MS,CCC-SLP 802598-0154. taclose@gmavt.net.

Eldercare Elder Compassionate care 15 years experience PCP Companionship, shopping, adventures, meals, light housework, some personal care. Contact Myra, 658-6108 or compassionvt@yahoo. com

Health/Wellness A Better Massage and Feet M. table and baby oil, good pressure. $60/hr. Knarly Foot treatment. $25. in Burlington. Will travel. Jaqi, 802-310-6519. Affordable Life Coaching For everyday life. Prerequisite: Lust for life, will full and courageous. You must want it more than you fear it. Robyn Yurcek, CPCC, www.acourageousway.com, 802-655-0131. Buy one massage Get one 1/2 off for the whole month of February. Choose from 1 or 1 1/2-hour sessions for relaxation, pain relief and restorative healing. Gift certificates, weekend and evening appointments also available. Jessica Griffin, NCTMB. Williston, 802-658-4500. Choosing How to Age Ongoing support group for men and women over 60 invites new members. Tuesdays 4-5:30 p.m. Burlington. Group facilitator: Barbara Kester, Ph.D., Licensed Psychologist-Doctorate. Please call for further information 802-657-3668. CRANIOSACRAL THERAPY/ Somatoemotional Release performed by licensed physical therapist w/ advanced training for adults, babies and kids. Correct the root causes of chronic pain, whiplash, joint dysfunction, chronic fatigue, headaches, depression, anxiety, colic, and developmental delays among other conditions. Contact Mindy Cohen, 865-9500 voicemail #3. E.S. Massage Therapy Swedish, therapeutic, aromatherapy, deep tissue, add hot towels. CMT. 802760-7845. Across from Ann Taylor window, 125 Bank Street, #2, Burlington. Gift certificates available.

Make dreams come true Are you a healthy woman age 2132? Become an egg donor! Up to $8000 compensation. Call toll free: 1-866-DREAM DONOR. www. dreamdonations.com. Metta Touch Massage Are you stressed-out or sore from working out? Treat yourself to a wonderful Thai massage, customized just for you! Same day appointments available. 862-2212. Blythe Kent, CMT. Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd-floor. Professional Massage Incls. hot rocks and hot towels. Also foot reflexology, Chakra Balancing and hot herbal wraps. $40/ hour. 802-598-9927. 7 days, 10-8. Downtown. Same day avail. RELAXING HEAD, feet and lower back massage for athletes and men desiring to get rid of stress from mind and body. Scaled fees. Jay, 802-288-8188.

Home/Garden DIRECTV Satellite Television, free equipment, free 4-room installation, free HD or DVR receiver upgrade. Packages from $29.99/mo. Call 800-380-8939. (AAN CAN) Executive House Cleaning A division of Lake Champlain Concierge & Errand Service. Please visit our website for a complete list of services. www.lakechamp lainconcierge.com, 899-3750. House Cleaning Burlington area, reasonable rates. Let Nancy do it! Call 802-310-5472 for more information. Terrapin Construction Offering remodeling, painting, tiling and hardwood floors. Please contact Doug, 802-355-6240 or Ian, 908-644-5829.

Moving/Hauling Anything you need a man w/a van for. Junk removal, light moving and deliveries, etc. Please call Brian, 802-899-3583.

1999 Ford Ranger Supercab XL, 113 K, manual, bedliner, tires less than 1 year wear, clean condition w/minor rust, mechanically sound. $4800. 244-6338.

Drivers w/late model vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464.

1999 Kia Sephia Tan, auto, 90 K, clean, no rust, A/C, CD, many new parts, needs trans. work, will need to be towed away. $500/ OBO. 802-558-4339.

Pets Conference? Vacation? Let me do the TLC for your P + P. Experienced care for pets and plants. Great rates and refs. bowmeow@ yahoo.com or 658-6108.

Biz Opps $125-$750+/day Extras, actors, models. No experience required. All looks needed! $2000+ in 2 weeks. Call now! For casting calls. 1-800-270-1807 ext. 528 (AAN CAN). $125-$750+/day Extras, actors, models. No experience required. All looks needed! $2000+ in 2 weeks. Call now! For casting calls. 1-800-270-1807 ext. 536 (AAN CAN). 1000 envelopes = $5000 Receive $5 for every envelope stuffed with our sales material. Guaranteed! Free information: 24-hour recording 1-800-7857076. (AAN CAN) MAKE $150/HOUR Get paid cash for your opinion! Earn $5 to $75 to fill out simple surveys online. Start now! http://www.paidchoice.com. (AAN CAN) Movie extras, actors, models! Make $100-$300/day. No exp. req., FT/PT. All looks needed! 1800-799-6215. (AAN CAN) MYSTERY SHOPPERS Get paid to shop! Retail/Dining establishments need undercover clients to judge quality/customer service. Earn up to $150 a day. Call 800766-7197. (AAN CAN). NEED NEW COMPUTER Bad Credit - No Problem! Buy a new computer now and pay for it later. New computers and laptops from $20/ month. Call now 1-800-311-1542. (AAN CAN) POST OFFICE JOBS AVAILABLE Avg. pay $20/hour or $57K annually including federal benefits and OT. Paid training, vacations. PT/ FT. 1-800-584-1775 USWA Ref# P4401 (AAN CAN) Potential to make your annual income a monthly income. Home based, be your own boss, have time and freedom. Call now, 2 min. message. 800-679-4356 ext. 4210.

Cars/Trucks $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS, Cars from $500! Tax Repos, US Marshal and IRS sales! Cars, Trucks, SUVs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, more! For listings call 1-800-298-4150 ext. C107. (AAN CAN) ‘00 Dodge Dakota SLT Sport AC, bedliner and cover, CD w/Sirius satellite, 4WD, running boards, trailer hitch. Low mileage: 61,500. Priced well below book at $12,500/OBO. Call 655-1292. 1964 Chevy Biscayne Great condition, 3-speed, 6 cyl, never seen winter, very dependable. Asking $5500. Call 802-999-3262. 1981 MAZDA MX-6 2-door, 5speed, FWD, runs great. Power windows and sun roof. Great gas mileage. $1600. 802-370-1174. 1985 Peugeot 505 Station wagon, automatic, recent brake job. Solid car. Needs fuel pump. $800/ OBO. 563-6000. 1987 AUDI COUPE GT White, 2door, 5 cyl., sun roof, all new brake. Nice running car. Only $1800. Call 370-1174, ask for Tom. 1991 Volvo 740 Turbo Wgn. Runs well. No rust. 8 good tires, mags. $850/OBO. 518-957-2357. 1993 Honda Accord $500 OBO 188 K, 4-door, sedan. Regular dealer maintenance & oil change. Needs crank shaft seal (dealer estimate $750). First real service for this car! Call 802-922-4851. 1996 Chevrolet Blazer LT Excellent condition, no rust, loaded, 4WD, 81 K, well maintained. $4250/OBO. 802-363-4497. 1996 CHEVROLET S-10 Red, 2door, 4 cyl., 5-speed, needs head gasket. $500/OBO. 802-370-1174. 1997 Saab 900 S Auto, power windows, locks, mirrors. 2-way power sun roof. New prof. paint job. 4 studded snow tires. Inspected thru 1/08. Ready to go. $3000/OBO. 563-6000. 1998 JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT 99 K. Red, 4WD, auto, 6 cyl., AC, cruise control, roof rack, power windows/doors. Some new parts, great running, good looking. $5000. 802-863-6767.

Leroy This Valentine’s Day find love at your local humane society. . . Hello. Leroy here. Are you ready to wrap your arms around a big, loving man? If so, you’ll want to meet me. I am a handsome 9 year old short haired tiger and white neutered male cat just waiting at HSCC for that special someone. I am a big guy full of big love and am ready to be yours! I am calm, shy, affectionate, social, confident, and gentle. I am looking for a home with kids of all ages since I am so laid back. I also enjoy being held, brushed, and pet! And don’t let my age fool you – I am playful, but only with wand toys – they are my favorite! I would make a wonderful companion for the right person. Don’t you just want to scoop me right up and say that you love me?! Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.

1999 Toyota 4-Runner SR5 Silver, manual, 4WD, power windows, locks, doors. AC, moon roof, CD player, towing pkg., all options, new timing belt, 135 K. Very well maintained. $8300/OBO. 802-860-1585. 2000 Nissan Altima SE Black, leather, moon roof, 5-speed. New tires. Runs great. 30 mpg. $2900/ OBO. Call 802-598-7919. 2000 Subaru Forester Low miles. 5-speed, AWD. New tires. Good inspection. Great on gas. 80 K. AC. PW, PL. Call 802-598-7919. $5900/OBO. 2000 Subaru Legacy Wagon Good condition, clean inside/out, well-maintained, no rust, automatic, maroon w/grey interior, 127 K. $4600. Call 802-249-1403. 2001 Volvo XC70 74k AWD wagon, excellent condition, great winter car, maroon exterior, leather interior, 3rd row seat, heated seats, air conditioner, CD/ casette, power windows, power seats, memory seats, cruise control, keyless entry, $13,000. Extended warranty to 100 K avail. 802-578-5962. 2001 VW Goldf GTI 1.8 turbo, 43 K, excellent condition. Best gasoline and synthetic oil used only. Rare green. $8500. 802-316-2372. 2002 VW Passat GLS 4-door sedan, blue/grey, 4 cylinder turbo, auto, ABS brakes, FWD, AC, cruise, heated seats, power win/doors. Only 24 K. Excellent condition. 802-878-0814. 2003 Subaru Outback Wagon 98,800 mi. AWD, auto, winter package, new Nokian tires, runs great, clean, loaded & excellent condition, title in hand & ready to roll. Call 518-647-5691. 2003 VW Jetta GLS TDI 35 K, leather, moon roof, manual. One owner. Great service records. 50 mpg, reduce your fossil fuel footprint. www.fruitlands.net/tdi Vermont TDI Imports. 2005 Golf GLS TDI Turbo diesel. 45+mpg. Virginia car. Tiptronic, Monsoon, moon roof. Black/gray. One adult owner. Perfect maintenance/records. All keys. Title held. www.fruitlands.net vwtdi@fruitlands.net. Absolutely showroom.

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. 2006 Subaru Imprezza Wagon 5-speed, manual transmission. Gray. AWD. 19,500 miles. $14,500/OBO. Great in snow and mud! (Suggested retail $16250). Call 276-9925.

LOOKING FOR A RECORD DEAL? Post your music and videos for free at: http://www.Showcase YourMusic.com. The #1 A&R resource system worldwide!! (AAN CAN)

95 Ford Explorer XLT 4x4 Clean car, low 93 K, 4x4 works great, green w/gray cloth interior, p/sunroof/windows/locks/ driver seat, 6 disc CD changer, new sticker, no rust. 802-578-7936.

Wanted: Guitarist or percussionist for acoustic duo. I’m a singer/guitarist, have four + octave vocal range. Funky, original material, very rhythmic. Call Jack, 802-771-7200, 941-625-3878.

95 Saturn SL1 106 K 2nd owner of car. 39 mpg, very well taken care of. New tires, brakes, exhaust, inspected. All maintenance done. This car is trouble free. Asking $2000/OBO. Call John, 802-899-5891.

Wanted: Guitarists, fiddler and pedal steel for new country band. Vision for band: 10 gigs a month, performing throughout New England. Serious inquiries only. Valerie, 802-760-9203.

CLEAN 4WD TRUCK! 2000 Nissan Frontier, XE King cab, V6, auto., 78 K, w/cap. Very clean. AC, ABS, CD, power pkg., cruise, off-road pkg., alloy wheels, etc. $9K. 878-2281. GMC Work Van 1993 GMC Vendura, brown, 160 K, cargo shelves. $800/OBO. 734-2461. HYBRID Honda Civic 2005 4-door, manual trans., 26 K, great mpg, excellent condition. Gray metallic. $17,500/OBO. 802-279-7400. Mercury Sable Ls ‘98 Sable wagon loaded w/luxury features, very well kept. $4500/OBO. Call 802-859-0929. Truck 1997 Ford Ranger XLT, 4WD, w/cap, 101 K , recent inspection, very good condition, full tank of gas. $2500/OBO. 802-864-5949.

Recreational Vehicles 2005 KEYSTONE OUTBACK 29” travel trailer; slideout, AC & furnace, full bath; sleeps 6-8, master bed; bunk beds; lots of storage & extras; immaculate; $23,000. Call 872-7777. Snowmobile Rocky Mountain King Long Track 144” w/1.25” lugs. Mirrors, reverse, tall windshield, spare belt. Very clean, kept inside. Serviced and ready to ride, priced to sell, $3000. 5000 miles. Contact Robbie, 802-899-2751.

‘80s Band Forming! Keyboards and female Leads needed for ‘80s cover-with-a-twist project. Dance-oriented pop music. Experienced and organized leader. blondellewilliamson@yahoo.com or 578-5160 Area Pro Drummer Available Former Roomful of Blues and Grammy-nominated drummer, Jason Corbiere is back for gigs and lessons. Please call me at 802-868-7512 or email me playitfunky@hotmail.com. Disc Jockey and Classical guitarist. Experience and elegance for your wedding and reception. Hann Hill, 802-922-6425. Gutarist Wanted Seasoned frontman, bassist and drummer looking for guitarist (eventually two), vocals a plus. Call or look at online ad for details. Greg, 475-2143.

Violin/Mandolin 4 Sale! Full, sweet bending notes and vibrato. Custom-made mandolins by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802-865-3890, randolin@verizon.net, http:// www.geocities.com/randycrosby/.

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Acoustic Mandolin Randolin acoustic mandolin w/full sweet bending notes and vibrato! Custom handmade by Luthier Randy Crosby. Call: 802-865-3890, randolin@verizon.net, http:// www.geocities.com/randycrosby/. 202 Main St., Burlington.

DRUM LESSONS Energetic, professional drummer seeks students of all abilities for drum lessons. About me: 27 yrs. old, 19 yrs. playing experience, Bachelor’s Degree in Jazz/Commercial Music, extensive touring experience in US and Europe. A real working drummer offering a customized curriculum, competitive rates and real results! I’ll even come to you, so can learn on your own drums. Refs. avail. Contact steve@stevehadeka.com or call anytime 802-658-6205.

Fender Hot Rod Deluxe Amp, ltd. edition, brown tolex, Jensen C12, new cond. $575/OBO. 802-864-7740. Guild Acoustic Guitar D4 satin finish w/hard case. Very nice looking, beautiful sounding instrument made in Westerly, RI, USA. Vintage sound for an import price. $350. 310-2957. Ibanez RG350DX & Case $430 White Ibanez RG350DX electric guitar w/Ibanez hardshell-case. Mint. Shark-tooth inlays, wizard/ II neck, Floyd-Rose, sounds great, no fret buzzing. $430 cash. Call 802-655-9479 (after 6 p.m.). Johnny Azer has new CDs for sale. 19 tracks, $14. Video to first track on www.myspace/johnnyazer.com. 802-863-5630.

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Vermont-made guitar 50s Les Paul style electric w/top quality hardware and Vermont figured maple, black cherry, and black walnut. Excellent w/hard case. $450. 802-310-2957.

Yamaha 4416 Digital $1500/ firm. Excellent condition. Yamaha 4416, 16-track digital recording studio. Please call during the day, 802-827-3705 or email info@ casselmusic.com.

Fender American Strat 1996 50th Anniversary Strat. Black w/ maple fretboard. Excellent + condition w/hard case. You won’t find one any nicer than this. $600. 310-2957.

Guitar Instruction Berklee graduate w/classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory, and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Rick Belford 864-7195, www.rickbelford.com. Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty) 862-7696, www. paulasbell.com. Music Lessons!!!!!! Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 19 years experience. Friendly, individualized lessons in South Burlington. 802-864-7740, ero@moomail.net.

Keyboards/Studio Equipment Crumar analog organ w/Leslie Simulator $200, Emu Emax sampling keyboard $350, Alesis sequencer $45, Sony A7 DAT Recorder $200, all OBO. 802-864-7740. Mackie 1202, Emu module All in excellent condition; Mackie 1202, $150. Emu synth module Audity 2000, $200. MOTU Midi Express serial 4x6 midi router, $25. Roland percussion pad SPD6, $140. 802-877-3897. String Instrument Repair String instrument repair & warranty: Martin guitars, Taylor, Guild, Fender, Kamman Music, Meisel, Ovation by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802-865-3890, randolin@verizon.net, http://www.geocities. com/randycrosby/repair.html Sweet epiphone six-string by Gibson, mahogany body and neck. $245, w/case. 802-363-4229. Tascam 388 Analog 8 Track $1000/firm. Excellent condition. Please call during day or email anytime. info@casselmusic.com, 802-827-3705. Vantage Classical Guitar Perfect condition, good tone and action; incls. case. $275. 802-864-7740.

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Wanted: Rock drummer, creative, for “all originals” band. 40+ YO preferred. No ‘bar band’ aspirations, vocals a +. We provide the dreams. Ron, 802-893-7457, Jim, 863-2072, Rich, 863-0237.

Acoustic-electric Bass Ibanez AEB, black, excellent condition, w/great intonation, and factory hard case. Nicer than new ‘cause it plays in tune. $300. 310-2957.

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FEMALE MODELS WANTED: 1335, attractive, good complexion/ figure. Compensation: pictures, experience, work with several photographers. For interview call or email David Russell Photography, 373-1912/dave@daverussell. org, www.daverussell.org. Male Models Wanted for photography project. You: 18-25 year old, lean, hard-bodied, willing to pose nude. 802-999-6219.

Call to Artists Community Art Space & YOU Kriya Studio in the Old North End needs artists, actors, dancers and healers interested in renting affordable rehearsal, performance, and creative space. Call 922-1589. ART WANTED Attention artists! Decorative arts gallery is now accepting fine art, sculpture, statuary and iron work. Contact Leanne at 802-496-9180. Artists interested in showing their work at the Daily Planet, please contact Heather, dailyplanet15@verizon.net or calling Daily Planet, 802-862-9647 and leave a message 3-5 p.m. new writer New to writing w/a great book idea. Seeking a female collaborator. Experience would be nice but necessary. Let’s get printed! a46hiker@aol.com. VAGABOND THEATRE! Seeking five actors/actresses for original & experimental theatre. Please email vagabondvt@yahoo.com.

For Sale 2 etchings by Soichi Hasegawa. Prof. framed, acid free, archival mount. $335/each, $605/both. 802-363-4229. Fabric Painting and Dyeing for the Theatre. Book by Deborah M. Dryden. New, mint-condition, paperback. (Cover photographs in this posting in Art section of 7-Days website.) $25. 802-899-2305 Large Tibetan Thanka Extra large Kali-Shakra Thanka w/consort. Color indicates it may be from Nepalese side of the border, although bought in Tibet in 1997. circa 1940s. davidwells_1@yahoo.com. Surface Design for Fabric Book by Richard Proctor and Jennifer Lew. New, mint-condition, paperback. (Cover photographs in this posting in Art section of 7-Days website.) $25. 802-899-2305.

Auditions/ Casting Adult entertainment Producer looking for new female talent for future productions. 802-862-1377. NOTICE: Lamoille AUDITION County Players presents “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying”. Directed by Frank Weston. Music directed by Deidre Tascarella. Auditions: March 3 & 4 from 12:30 to 4 p.m., at the Hyde Park Opera House. Show Dates: July 19-22 and 26-29. Audition material will be taught. For additional info and character descriptions: http:www.Lamoillecountyplayers.com/Shows/HowToSucceed/HowtoSucceed.html Contact frankweston99@yahoo. com.

PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, March 6, 2007 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following:

1. Preliminary plat application #SD-07-13 of J. Larry & Leslie Williams to subdivide a 6.73 acre parcel developed with a single family dwelling into six (6) lots ranging in size from 0.58 acres to 2.52 acres, 1630 Dorset Street John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the application are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. February 14, 2007 PUBLIC NOTICE In accordance with Chapter 221 of Title 18, V.S.A., Fletcher Allen Health Care, Inc. is seeking a Certificate of Need to purchase and install a daVinci® Robotic Surgical System within our Operating Suite at the Medical Center Campus in Burlington, Vermont. The total proposed capital expenditure for this application is approximately $1.6 million for the purchase and installation of the system. Competing application(s) and/or petition(s) to intervene must be submitted in writing to the Division of Health Care Administration at the address below on or before March 6, 2007. Another opportunity to seek competing application status will also be provided later in the CON review process when the application is found complete by BISHCA. Persons may request information about the proposal from Spencer Knapp, General Counsel, Fletcher Allen Health Care, Inc., 111 Colchester Avenue, Burlington, Vermont 05401, Telephone 802847-6847, or by contacting the Division of Health Care Administration, 89 Main St., Drawer 20, Montpelier, VT 05620-3601. Telephone: (802) 828-2900. STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: AB, AB, AND YL Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Dkt No. 10/11/12-1-06CnJv NOTICE OF HEARING TO: Prananda Lual, mother of AB, AB, AND YL You are hereby notified that a hearing to consider the termination of all of your parental rights to AB, AB, AND YL will be held on March 2, 2007 at 9:00 AM at the Family Court of Vermont, Chittenden County, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont. You are notified to appear in connection with this case. __/s/_________________ Hon. Brian Grearson Family Court Judge _2-1-07_______________ Date STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: C.S. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket No. 399-8-06 CnJv ORDER FOR SERVICE BY PUBLICATION Based upon the motion filed by the State’s Attorney’s Office dated January 30, 2007, and the accompanying Affidavit, the Court finds that service of process cannot, with due diligence, be made upon Tara Smith, other than by publication.

It is therefore, ORDERED, ADJUDGED AND DECREED that notice of a disposition hearing on the parental fitness of Tara Smith, to be held on Monday, March 12, 2007 at 10:00 a.m. at the Family Court of Vermont, Costello Courthouse, 32 Cherry St, Burlington, Vermont, shall be published for two (2) consecutive weeks in Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation reasonably calculated to give notice to Tara Smith. A copy of this order shall be mailed to Tara Smith if her address can ever be determined. Hon. Brian J. Grearson Family Court Judge Date 1/30/07 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: C.S. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket No. 399-8-06 CnJv NOTICE OF HEARING TO: Tara Smith, mother of C.S. You are hereby notified that a disposition hearing to consider your fitness to act as parent to C.S. will be held on March 12, 2007 at 10:00 a.m. at the Family Court of Vermont, Chittenden County, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont. You are notified to appear in connection with this case. Hon. Brian J. Grearson Family Court Judge Date 1/30/07 NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING The Burlington Housing Authority is preparing an Annual Plan for its fiscal year July 1, 2007 - June 30, 2008. The Annual Plan includes an assessment of housing needs, the strategy for addressing these needs, a statement of the Financial Resources available, a summary of discretionary policies and a list of supporting documents. A public hearing to obtain comments regarding the proposed Plan will be held on Tuesday, April 10th at 6:00 PM in the Community Room at Decker Towers, 230 St. Paul Street. Written comments should be sent to: Paul Dettman, Executive Director Burlington Housing Authority 65 Main Street Burlington, Vermont 05401 Copies of the proposed plans will be available at BHA’s 65 Main Street Administrative offices prior to the hearing. Supporting documents will also be available for review. Equal Housing Opportunity

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-6524636 (toll-free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. MondayFriday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: Thursday, January 18, 1-3 p.m., and every third Thursday. Burlington Police Station Community Room. One North Ave., South Entrance, next to Battery Park. VT CFIDS Assoc., Inc. 1-800296-1445 voicemail, www.monkeyswithswings.com/vtcfidds.html.

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« support groups DEPRESSION: New support group for discussion, sharing insights, etc., for people living with depression. Meets every Thursday, 5:30 - 6:30 p.m., Winooski Methodist Church. First meeting is 1/18/07. Contact John, 802-324-0576. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800ACS-2345. CENTRAL VT SUPPORT GROUP FOR ADOPTIVE PARENTS COPING WITH BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS: Will meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. New members welcome. Facilitated by Patti Smith, MA & Kristi Petrochko, BA. Info, call Kristi at 802-223-4744. FAT FLUSHERS UNITE!: Do you need support starting or staying motivated on the Fat Flush Plan by Ann Louise Guittleman? FF support group starting in S. Burlington. Call Rhonda 864-0538x226 for details. SHYNESS AND SOCIAL ANXIETY SUPPORT GROUP: Practice new social skills and improve confidence in a supportive and professional setting. Contact Celeste Ames at the Center for Anxiety Disorders, 802-365-3450 ext. 354 or email shynomoreprogram@yahoo.com. SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES: Focus groups meets at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required. 732-718-2613. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrills groundbreaking best selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802-3430910. SEPARATED BY ADOPTION?: Concerned United Birthparents, Inc. (CUB) announces local peer support group meeting in Burlington. CUB meetings offer a safe, confidential, and nurturing environment to explore personal experiences related to adoption, relinquishment, search and reunion (or rejection). For those of us who have felt isolated, it is a tremendous relief to communicate with others who understand our experience. 3rd Tuesday of the month 6-7 PM. Unitarian Universalist Church on Pearl St., top of Church St., Burlington. Free. Contact Judy, region1dir@ cubirthparents.org, 800-822-2777 ext. 1, www.CUBirthparents.org. AL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153.

RAINWATER CENTER FOR HIGHER AWARENESS: At the Euro Cafe, Main St. Burlington, for inspirational movies, discussions and meditations on the spiritual path however one defines it and speakers including various healing practices to life coaching to spiritual leaders. Develop a deeper connection to your inner spiritual and personal growth. Join us every other Tuesday, 7 p.m. for these free events. Call Alex at 802-233-0046, alex@ rainwatercenter.com or visit website www.rainwatercenter.com. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good. We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@ handelgroup.com or call 917-8871276. Survivors of Suicide (SOS): Have you experienced the impact of a loved one’s suicide? Please consider joining us. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6:00 – 7:30 p.m. at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 152 Pearl St. Burlington. The meeting will be in the Susan B. Anthony Room, which is on the second floor at the back end of the building. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Cory Goud, M.A., PsychologistMaster, 802-223-4111. GIRL’S NIGHT OUT: Fun support group for single women, discussions, weekly activities (cooking, dancing, rock climbing...), childcare solutions. A great alternative to dating! Email horizons4u@hotmail.com. DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First Methodist Church. Contact Brenda, 338-1170 or Cameron, 363-3747. OVEREATERS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Is what you’re eating, eating you? Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. First Congregational Church, Rt. 15, Essex Jct. Contact 863-2655 for more info. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802862-4516 or visit www.cvana.org. SUPPORT GROUP for Ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses. A group for people who have left or are thinking about leaving Jehovah’s Witnesses, you’re not alone. Angela, 598-2469. FIBROMYALGIA: Do you experience it? Would you like to be part of a support group? Contact: tobias25vt@yahoo.com or call 864-2613 box 423 to leave message. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15 - 6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345 or Denise at 223-257.

BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-860-1417 x104 for information. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Al-Anon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802-472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupportDaily. com for more info. ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:30-8:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-8561772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski.

AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 67:30 p.m. There will be no meeting 12/25. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/ HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www. VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mentalhealth professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:30-7:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 8616000 or anne@booksbyme.us. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516, or visit www.together.net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Valerie, 802-760-9203. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1877-543-9498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-434-4423 or email: dragonheartvermont@ gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org.

NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com. OLDER WOMEN EXERCISING TOGETHER: For motivation to do what’s necessary. Call Anne, 8616000. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@ alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 999-8005. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com. PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119. MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Mondays, 6-7:15 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie P. at 233-8808. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Barb Winters, 434-7244. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866-869-7341 (toll-free). FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. “HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support.

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rN & LPN Nurses – 3 FTEs and per diem staff needed. These positions will provide professional nursing services to residents who would generally receive services in a hospital environment, including providing direct nursing services as needed, overseeing provision of care in line with treatment plans, administering medications as prescribed and providing appropriate documentation. Our Nurses will also provide clinical and administrative supervision to Community Recovery Residence staff. Fulltime preferred, part-time & per diem opportunities for all shifts are available. Candidates should have an R.N. or L.P.N. with current Vermont license and a minimum of 2 years experience as a Registered Nurse or Licensed Practical Nurse with current psychiatric and medical experience. Valid driver’s license, excellent driving record and safe, insured vehicle also required.

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To learn more contact Lee Battick at 652-2126 or leeb@howardcenter.org. Do you have a passion for exercise and healthy living? Lovely 30-year-old Burlington woman needs support maintaining her exercise and diet requirements. Best match is a woman with similar interests. Benefits eligible, 20hr week.

To learn more contact Tracy Fisher 802-652-2158 or tracyf@howardcenter.org. Creative and patient individual needed to provide community-based life skills training and recreational opportunities for a 30-year-old woman with a great sense of humor in and around her South Burlington home. Ability to drive a wheel-chair accessible van required. Benefits eligible 20, flexible hours per week.

To learn more contact Jessica Keller 802-652-2135 or jessicaf@howardcenter.org. Sports enthusiast wanted to support a very active 40-year-old man in his Milton & Burlington community. Best match is physically fit male willing to explore the Vermont hills. Benefits eligible, 20hr/4 days a week.

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Position Summary: The Coalition for Tobacco Free Vermont is seeking a talented individual to work on Grassroots Advocacy. This is a contract position that requires a passionate, energetic, well organized, and flexible individual to develop and implement strategies to build and sustain the Coalition’s membership and grassroots advocacy capacity to achieve policy goals and objectives.

VAH is looking for a person with 5+ years vet tech experience in a veterinary hospital or animal welfare org. setting. Applicants should have strong computer skills and a willingness to learn and grow with us. An upbeat, friendly, outgoing personality and the ability to multitask is a must. You must have strong leadership qualities and be part of a team. Competitive salary and full benefit package after 90 days.

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Responsibilities: • Work with the Executive Director and Policy committee to develop and implement a strategic plan for grassroots organization in accordance with Coalition goals, objectives and action plans. • In concert with the Coalition staff, devise and implement a recruitment plan, which identifies key areas for recruiting individual grassroots advocates and organizational members. • Serve as contact person for community coalition leaders and coordinate actions of local coalition. • Involve existing and new organizations from the health, social services, youth, minority, medical and business communities in tobacco coalition efforts. • Reconcile and update membership database. • Create and edit materials for recruitment and activation of individuals including letters, memos, fact sheets, action alerts, and template newsletter articles.

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Minimum Knowledge/Skills Required: • Bachelor’s degree from an accredited college or university and/or equivalent experience required. • Experience in community organizing and collaborative relationships; legislative or public policy campaign experience preferred. • Experience managing and motivating volunteers. • Highly organized with the ability to respond to emerging actions with creativity and flexibility, and to plan for long-term grassroots capacity. • Please, no phone calls.

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MANAGER, BUSINESS ENERGY SERVICES This management position is focused on achieving our goal of maximizing the implementation of cost-effective energy efficiency improvements in commercial businesses. Responsibilities: lead and participate in organizational efforts to achieve contract goals, market transformation, operational efficiency, and quality customer service; staff supervision; goal setting; strategic planning; work plan development and prioritization; evaluation and optimization of service delivery approaches; operational oversight; budget/schedule monitoring; team leadership; and subcontractor management. Requirements: Bachelorโ s degree in engineering, environmental science, or business or sufficient work experience; demonstrated management experience including staff supervision and basic knowledge of energy efficiency concepts and technologies for commercial businesses.

MARKET COORDINATORS, BUSINESS ENERGY SERVICES Seeking qualified individuals to examine targeted business market segments in each of the following areas: โ ข COMMERCIAL NEW CONSTRUCTION โ ข HVAC / REFRIGERATION EQUIPMENT โ ข NATIONAL / REGIONAL GROCERY AND RETAIL CHAIN ACCOUNTS Responsibilities: analysis of market barriers to cost-effective design and installation of energyefficient equipment; development of strategic plans and recommendations that overcome barriers; research, create and implement educational/outreach efforts; establish working relationships with all market actors on local, regional and national levels. Requirements: Bachelorโ s degree in science, engineering, business or equivalent experience specific to targeted market segments; basic understanding of energy efficiency concepts and technologies; independent judgment; demonstrated strength in strategic planning/managing workload and projects; ability to develop relationships and collaborate with multiple agencies and organizations. Please email cover letter and resume by 3/16 to: EOE

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LICENSED POSITION School Nurse 1.00 FTE permanent position, 2007-2008 school year. Requirements: Minimum of Bachelor of Science in Nursing Current valid license issued by the Vermont Board of Nursing Eligible or have Dept. of Educ. endorsement as a school nurse CPR certified Role: Manages student health issues and health plans Provides health screening for students Makes referrals to outside agencies Oversees student medications Serves on selected school and district committees Collaborates with teacher and administrators to promote health and wellness throughout the school

NON-LICENSED POSITION Special Education Assistant Grades 6-8 Immediate Opening. We are seeking a highly skilled candidate to work with the special education population in our award-winning middle school. Qualified applicants must have experience working with assessment and curriculum for students with learning disabilities, language and learning impairments, and have strong skills working with young adolescents. The appropriate candidate must be a problem-solver and team player to join our special education staff. We offer very competitive hourly rates and benefits commensurate with the breadth and responsibility of this position.

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CERTiFiED SPECiAl EDuCATiOn TEACHER

Seeking a Special Education Teacher to work in Project Soar’s Back-to-School Program. Project Soar is an independent school serving K-12 children and youth. This position is responsible for lesson planning and direct instruction, as well as IEP writing, implementation and monitoring in two self-contained classrooms for students with severe learning impairment and behavioral and/or medical challenges. Must demonstrate a passion for educating children and youth, possess leadership qualities, and be able to problem-solve and collaborate with families and stakeholders in a creative and solution-focused manner. Must be able to work as part of team. Position start date is flexible for the right candidate. 20 days of summer program planning and oversight required. BA with appropriate State of VT Licensure in Special Education required. MA preferred. Send resume and cover letter to the address below.

ADMiniSTRATiVE ASSiSTAnT

NCSS’ alternative school, Project Soar, is seeking a full-time Administrative Assistant. Duties include answering the phone, recordkeeping and documentation, budget and finances, scheduling registrar, communication with parents and contractors and other tasks as required by the program. Experience working in school environment with knowledge of Franklin/Grand Isle Counties desired. Must be flexible, organized and able to work in an intense, but supportive setting.

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No nights or weekends! Join a multidisciplinary team in a community mental health agency serving children, adults and families with behavioral and emotional issues and developmental disabilities. Supportive team environment. Willing to consider a nurse from a related field of medicine. Excellent benefits. Current RN license for VT. Strong assessment & organizational skills. Job responsibilities include: support of psychiatry, medication management, staff education & training. Phlebotomy experience preferred.

RESiDEnTiAl SuPPORT STAFF

Progressive mental health program is seeking an energetic and team-oriented individual to work in a therapeutic community residence. Responsibilities include providing a supportive and healing environment to adults with severe and persistent mental illness, assisting residents in problem-solving issues, and providing strength-based education with the goal of recovery and independent living. One full-time second shift position is available. A varied schedule is possible for the right candidate. The position includes one weekend day per week and Holiday rotation. Substitute positions are also available. Applicants must have good communication skills, be organized, be a strong team player, have a valid driver’s license in good standing, and be both genuine and compassionate. Minimum computer skill required. Competitive wages. Excellent benefits.

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Interested in being part of a group that includes a supportive team of therapists, coverage of your after-hours emergencies, and efficient billing staff? Northwestern Counseling and Support Services provides services to Franklin and Grand Isle counties. We are currently seeking a full-time licensed therapist. The ideal candidate will be a generalist with a MSW/LICSW (other licensure considered), experience treating children, adolescents, adults and families. Experience with substance abuse, DBT and group treatment desirable. This fee-for-service position has excellent individual earning potential and a complete benefits package. Some evening hours required. Also interested in part-time licensed therapist willing to work late afternoons and evenings on a contract fee-for-service basis. Flexibility in scheduling appointments and willing to participate in group supervision meetings desired.

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Precision Bioassay is a world leader in statistical methodology for biological assays of pharmaceutical proteins, vaccines, and cell or gene therapy products. We provide comprehensive, state of the art statistical services and software to the bioassay community. The Business Manager will do business development and planning, administrative infrastructure development, and day-to-day tasks that keep the business running smoothly. RESPONSIBILITIES • Accounting: A/P & A/R, payroll, budgeting, grant reporting • HR: Recruiting, benefits administration • Contract and confidentiality agreement review and negotiation … many other varied tasks as needed QUALIFICATIONS: Must have 5 or more years of business administration and bookkeeping experience; an Associate’s or BA in business or equivalent experience plus strong skills in Excel, Word and QuickBooks. Experience in project management desired. Ability to handle multiple tasks is necessary; must be detail oriented. Interest in helping build the capacity and management systems of a growing entrepreneurial company. Must have solid interpersonal and communication skills as demonstrated by a track record as a good team member. HOURS: 32 – 40 BENEFITS: Comprehensive package including 401k, generous time off, flex time, plus health, dental, life, and disability insurance. PAy: Salaried $31,000 - $41,000 (based on 40 hours per week) Application deadline: Wednesday, 2/21. Apply by US mail or email. Precision Bioassay formerly Lansky Consulting, LLC 257 S. Union St., Burlington, VT 05401 802/865-0155, info@precisionbioassay.com See full job descripton at: www.precisionbioassay.com Precision Bioassay is an equal opportunity employer. Women and people of color are encouraged to apply.

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CaterInG event ManaGers Seeking full and part-time Catering Event Managers to execute off-premise catering events. This position is responsible for proper set-up, service and breakdown of assigned banquet function, ensuring maximum customer satisfaction (including guests, staff, students) and creation of a quality educational environment. The Event Manager also supervises the waitstaff and bartenders during the event. Nights & weekend hours needed. This position is based out of our Montpelier offices. Send resume to greatjobs@neci.edu.

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Busy Chiropractic office looking for health-conscious individual to work as the Doctor’s Assistant. Must have some fitness experience (either professionally or personally) and be able to multitask. Punctuality, reliability, organizational skills, and great people skills a must. Job is M,T,TH, and F (34-36 hrs) and includes a combination of clerical and hands-on patient care (assisting the physician, helping with modalities and home exercise plans). Benefits and 401K.

Qualifications include teaching experience and strong recommendations, documenting ability to teach and work well with others. Applications are due March 15 for Fall ‘07 admission, and may be accessed at www.uvm.edu/~gradcoll/ or from the Graduate College (802-656-3160). For more information concerning Graduate Study in Special Education contact us at: www.uvm.edu/~doe/sped, (803) 656-2936, TDD: 656-8499, rgvogel@uvm.edu

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Lund Family Center is seeking motivated, flexible, and dynamic individual with a passion for working with children and families for the following fulltime position within the Residential and Community Treatment Programs:

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Mental Health clinician needed to provide clinical services to adults in a physician’s office. This position is located in a central Vermont family practice office and employed through Washington County Mental Health Services. A Master’s degree, license eligible, a collaborative approach, and one year experience providing psychotherapy required for this fulltime, salaried position. Experience and interest in behavioral psychology desired. WCMHS provides an exceptional benefit package for salaried positions, a stimulating and supportive working environment, and opportunities for professional growth. Please send resumes to: WMCHS Personnel PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601 Email: Personnel@wcmhs.org * Fax: (802) 223-6423

VCAS, a private nonprofit child welfare agency, is seeking a full-time, personable, mature, organized person to manage our office in Winooski. Duties will include providing support to social work staff, the Executive Director, and Board of Directors. Must be proficient in MS Office software, be able to transcribe dictation, enjoy working with a wide range of people, be team-oriented, and share our passion for supporting children and families in need. VCAS offers a competitive salary and benefits package, family work environment, and the chance to help make a difference for Vermont’s young people. Please send a letter of interest and resume to: office manager search, Vermont Children’s Aid society, P.o. Box 127, Winooski, Vt 05404 or email to shabif@vtcas.org. Deadline for resumes will be February 21, 2007. EOE.

ASSIST ClInICIAn Clinician needed for 24-hour psychiatric crisis residential treatment program. Position is fulltime, four nights of awake overnights (Tues – Fri). BA and related work experience are required. We are looking for someone who has interpersonal skills, is sincere, empathetic, and a team player. We offer competitive pay, excellent benefits, and a valuable opportunity to gain experience in the mental health field. Submit resume and cover letter by 2/19/07 to Sheryl Bellman, lCMHC, 300 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401. EOE Persons with disabilities are encouraged to apply.

Description: Maintains, organize, prepares patient information for upcoming visit. Copies charts/portions of charts for other healthcare facilities, etc. in compliance with HIPA A. Transcription for 4 providers. Will also cross-train with front desk positions. Requirements: • Minimum of high school diploma. • Accurate typing speed of 45 wpm. • Must be able to sit, bend, stoop, carry charts and go up and down stairs. • Skills in written and verbal communication. • Ability to work effectively with staff, patients and public. • Must have some medical background. • Ability to work alone or as part of a team. Great benefits, compensation based on experience. Apply via: Fax 802-658-4791 Mail: Attn: Pam 96 Colchester Avenue Burlington, Vermont 05401 E-mail: pam@affiliatesobgyn.com

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Legal Assistant Established Burlington Law Firm is seeking a Legal Assistant to support two attorneys. Real Estate experience desirable but not necessary. Competitive salary and benefits. Send resume to: Clarke, Demas & Baker, Esq, PO Box 4484, Burlington, VT 05406 or email to: bbaker@cdbesq.com

To begin July 1, 2007 The successful candidate will: • Be proficient in budgeting financial reporting and state requirements • Have 2 years related accounting and/or business management experience • Be familiar with HR laws • Have experience with staff supervision.

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We are seeking an experienced Assistant Manager for our Windjammer Dining Room. Responsibilities of this position include: opening and closing duties, supervising a large staff, being visible/available to our guests, handling reservations and advance deposits, assisting other managers, hiring and training new employees, covering shifts as needed and handling any guest issues in a professional manner. Hospitality management experience is required. The Windjammer Hospitality Group 1076 Williston Road, So. Burlington, VT 05403 Phone: 802-651-0631 • Fax: 802-651-0640

Adjunct Instructor

Looking for an instructor to teach Visual Art & Design for a 3-week intensive course offered March 12-30, 2007. Includes line, form & color, and sculpting & carving. This position requires a Master’s degree with a minimum of 15 credit hours in fine arts.

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Under the supervision of the Art Director, maintain a cohesive visual identity for the company's five brands. Assist in project management, catalog design and development of marketing materials. Mandatory 5+ years of design, production and management experience. Knowledge of industry standard software is essential. Fun attitude a must!

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Temporary part-time Temporary part-time position available at our local outdoor industry company. We are seeking an individual to work in our fast-paced dealer services office. Must have great phone etiquette and customer service skills. Duties will include answering multiple phone lines, filing, order entry and other projects as needed. Hours are flexible.

Office job not for you? Looking for a friendly, outgoing person for weekend shifts. Barista and/or ceramic studio experience helpful. 10-15 hours/week. Apply in person. 119 College Street, Burlington.

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Compassionate, self-directed individual needed to provide on-site support and household management for adults considered to have mental illness in an innovative community care home in Burlington. Part-time position with benefits, mostly evenings. BA and human service experience preferred.

Sales and Marketing Associate to join our team. Responsibilities include: Direct marketing for new products, Developing marketing materials for print and online, Trade Show coordination, and working with the Sales team to identify opportunities to up-sell new hardware and software to the existing customer base.

Bachelor’s degree preferred. Assist adult consumers who experience chronic psychiatric symptoms transitioning into their community, sustaining and building community relationships and taking an active role in their treatment. Excellent written and verbal skills, flexibility, and the ability to work well in a team environment. Afternoons, evenings and overnights. Weekends a must. Submit resume to:

Physical Therapy Aide Needed for outpatient location. Responsibilities include assisting therapists with patient care, administrative support and light housekeeping. Full- and part-time opportunities.

Please send a cover letter and resume to careers@mbfbioscience.com

Shelburne Bay Senior Living Community

HOUSEKEEPING FT Days Must be reliable, have exp. & references, be able to maintain top level of efficiency.

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Collaborative Solutions Corporation is seeking Dietary & Housekeeping positions for our new 14-bed Community Recovery Residence located in Williamstown, VT.

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