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Bread Whines Last Thursday, the Burlington Free Press reported that Panera Bread is coming to Church Street. The St. Louis-based company, known for its soups, sandwiches and baked goods, is the world’s largest bakery and café chain. Panera Bread will open in part of the former Old Navy space.

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Are you excited that Panera Bread is moving in on Church Street in downtown Burlington?

No! Would rather have seen a local business there. 52% Yes! Can’t wait! 28% Eh. Don’t care either way. 20% Local lovers, take note: The Free Press also reported that Outdoor Gear Exchange is in negotiations to take over the rest of the former Old Navy space.

Comments on the Panera Bread poll: i’m embarrased to admit it cause i love my local shops but i dig the soups & breads, darn it.

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Last week’s cover story generated lots of reader reaction. Titled “Classroom Divide,” it focused on the challenges facing some special-needs students in South Burlington. Specifically, one couple alleges their daughter was abused by a school worker; South Burlington, in turn, has issued a restraining order against the parents. Although the story focused on a few extreme cases, it illustrates a growing conflict between financially strapped schools and students who require tremendous assistance and public resources to reach their full potential.

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Thank you for writing [“Classroom Divide,” March 30]. I do believe that, as a state, we are failing children with special needs. We have a 5-year-old son who has autism, and we have been so extremely dissatisfied with the special-education program here in Vermont. We have had to hire lawyers to get more services for our son. I hope that this article sheds more light to the community so they can start fighting for more funding. Again, thank you for writing such a great article.

Also, thank you to the Kisonak family for telling their story and frustrations. It makes me feel good as a parent to know that I am not alone.

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Thank you for writing [“Classroom Divide,” March 30]. I am a parent of a third-grade child on an IEP plan at Orchard School in South Burlington.

It has been an absolute nightmare working with Joanne Godek and the rest of Orchard School special-education department. My son, Ethan, is diagnosed with an anxiety disorder, undetermined mood disorder and ADHD. Ethan also struggles with reading comprehension. At the end of his second-grade year, which was last year, I filed charges of physical abuse on the principal, Mark Trifilio, but there wasn’t enough evidence without a 7-year-old boy’s statement.

Ethan was too scared to speak to the investigator.

I picked Ethan up one afternoon, in a room the staff didn’t want me to enter, and found him rolled up in a ball in a corner, in a room by himself with three adults standing over him. Ethan was soaked in sweat, crying. Ethan had finger marks around his neck where he was grabbed, and had several bruises, which were documented by his pediatrician. My son was traumatized by this event.

Over the summer I requested a variance from South Burlington School District for Ethan to attend a different school. Ethan’s physician, his

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counselor and I felt it was in Ethan’s best interest to have a fresh start at a new school. My variance request was denied. I was told they didn’t see any reason to approve my request, that Orchard was more than capable of educating Ethan. I had no choice but to send Ethan back to a school that he didn’t feel safe at. It breaks my heart when Ethan asks when he can go to a new school.

South Burlington is great for children who are able to conform to the average public school education program. I also have a daughter who is enrolled at Tuttle Middle School and attended Orchard.

I couldn’t be happier with my daughter’s education, and I am very proud of her, but she doesn’t require special help.

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As a special-education director in central Vermont and someone who reads your newspaper on occasion, I was surprised and appalled that you would print a story such as [“Classroom Divide,” March 30]. Not only was there an obvious conflict of interest, the story was unfair to Joanne Godek, a highly respected special educator, and to public school districts. There is no way that an individual or school district can defend themselves against any of the factual or embellished comments made, due to confidentiality requirements.

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The unaddressed question in “Classroom Divide” [March 30] is the issue that we spend almost 15 times as much on special-ed students as on other students. Principles are absolute, but financial decisions are unavoidably relative, so this choice has come with a consequence for all other students. For a current example: Edmunds Middle School is spending $10 million to put in an elevator that will give partial access to some of the school to a few disabled students who could get an equivalent education a few minutes away at Hunt.

Meanwhile, hundreds of less privileged students at schools like Wheeler and Barnes lack basic needs like lunch, books and comfortable out-of-school learning environments. That money could help so many more students if decisions were made with relativism rather than off of absolute principles.

Considering the disproportionate investment in special-ed students’ needs, traveling a few more minutes to an equivalent school is not too much to ask in return. But a stance against specialneeds students is a political loser for

policy makers. When people leave our school systems because they are not adequate, and other underprivileged children suffer needlessly, while the parents of special-ed students flock to Vermont to take advantage of our generosity, one knows we have an imbalance.

Special-ed students deserve special attention and much more spending per capita, but not this much. An appropriate ratio of increased spending for special-ed students should be set, and otherwise, funds should be distributed based on the greatest good for the greatest number.

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APRIL 06-13, 2010 VOL.16 NO.31

THE MONEY ISSUE Why a special issue about money?

Well, it does make the world go round. And yet, for a subject so critical to the way we live, many of us are pretty dumb about it. That’s why Champlain College has launched a Center for Financial Literacy, which Lauren Ober checks out. Ken Picard laughs about loot with a standup comic who teaches high school students to manage money. Lauren also measures the merits of investing in gold, while Dan Bolles notes how musicians are raising dollars: digitally. Andy Bromage itemizes what our state income taxes pay for, and Corin Hirsch gets a read on EatingWell, a Vermont-based magazine that’s beating the financial odds of publishing while spreading the health. Please enjoy this issue — it doesn’t cost you a cent.

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Finding Neverland In Peter Pan, J.M. Barrie wrote, “All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.” Well, that and some trusty harnesses and wires, at least in Addison Repertory Theater’s lofty production, in which nine actors and one Middlebury Union High School Jazz Band musician take flight. Follow the second star to the right and stay straight on til morning to join them.

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Scholars discuss the fantasy world where One Ring rules them all, with a special emphasis on this year’s theme: nature and the environment. Catch recitations, songs and enacted scenes — often complete with costumes — at Friday night’s Tolkien Readings.

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Local instrumental students leap from commissioned works by Vermont composers to cinematic scores in Green Mountain Youth Symphony’s 10th anniversary concert, the eclectic program serving as a reminder of their diverse endeavors over the years. In fact, Gov. Shumlin just named August 14 through 21 GMYS Week after the ensemble-thatcould, which will be representing North American youth orchestras at Québec’s Festival of Eurochestries at that time.

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If balcony scenes, sword fights and iambic pentameter feel played out, you’ll appreciate St. Michael’s College’s unconventional spin on Romeo and Juliet, which includes hip-hop music and an onstage DJ. Extreme, yes, but it’s safe to assume the Bard’s story of forbidden love is in good hands when the associate artistic director of the Hudson Valley Shakespeare Festival, Christopher Edwards, guest directs.

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The Freeps report, which was fairly comprehensive, raised some good questions about whether employees should be allowed to pad their pay with overtime in the years prior to retirement as a way to inflate their pensions.

Buried in the story, however, was something “Fair Game” had reported previously: State employees and teachers have been making concessions to cover shortfalls in the pension system. In a vote earlier this year, state employees Don’t forget to agreed to kick in an additional 1.3 percent drop off your toward their retirement during the next donation for five years. A bill slated for passage this session would codify that into law.

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Even Gov. PETER SHUMLIN, who opposes raising taxes on the state’s highest earners, has repeatedly said it’s not “hardworking Vermonters” who are to blame for the economic collapse. At a recent press conference, the gov noted, “It’s the greed on Wall Street that left the bill on sevendaysvt.com Main Street that got us into this mess.”

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Ironically, Shumlin delivered that assessment just 24 hours before he was scheduled to meet with folks on Wall Street. The purpose? To talk up the state’s finances in hopes of securing a solid bond rating.

Would the gov find the right moment to tell Moody’s it was to blame for the mess? “Fair Game” inquired. He said he would.

“If you want me to, I’m happy to tell them they are part of the problem.

Don’t quote me on this, there’s no press around,” Shumlin jokingly told a roomful of reporters, lobbyists and staffers.

“But the ratings agencies helped us to get into the mess.”

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Not surprisingly, Shumlin didn’t bring up the role of the ratings agencies in the financial collapse during informal talks with execs, according to his top staffers. Instead, they talked about … the sandwiches being served for lunch, not how much Wall Street gobbled up in Vermont’s pensions.

Vermont’s pension funds lost about $1.5 billion during the economic collapse — or roughly one-third of their value, according to the state treasurer’s office. The funds’ value peaked at $3.6 billion in October 2007 and bottomed out at $2.1 billion in February 2009. As of late February, the funds had almost fully rebounded. Only about 1.1 percent, or $36 million, of the state’s pension system was tied up in “toxic assets” — subprime mortgages and credit-default swaps — before the market crash.

Good news, right? Not quite.

“The bad news is that if the systems had simply earned their actuarially assumed rates of return of 8.25 percent

for the teachers and state employees systems, and 8 percent for the municipal employees system, since October 2007, the pensions’ combined balances would be well in excess of $4 billion by now,” Deputy State Treasurer STEPHEN WISLOSKI told “Fair Game.”

Um, $400 million was “lost” to Wall Street shenanigans, and we’re ogling the annual income of the top 100 pensioners? Really?

Getting that $400 million back won’t be easy.

Lawsuits against ratings agencies by other states haven’t been successful, notes Wisloski. The agencies have used the First Amendment as a defense — claiming bond ratings are “opinions” and therefore protected speech.

Hey, Wall Street, here are two other words protected by the First Amendment: Fuck you.

No Joke

Mayor BOB KISS delivered his fifth State of the City address Monday night. Will it be his last?

Kiss is up for reelection next March.

Whether he’ll run for a third three-year term or return to private life remains to be seen.

As he plodded through his 16-page speech, a potential strategy revealed itself: Maybe Kiss is just going to keep talking until next March?

The mayor didn’t mention career plans in his speech, but he did bring up two topics that are sure to rile his opponents: Burlington Telecom and support for tax increases.

Kiss said he might ask the city council to let voters decide, again, whether to raise taxes to cover a budget shortfall.

Such a vote could happen in May or June. Voters rejected a 4₵ tax increase in March.

Kiss is expected to suggest a 2₵ tax increase targeted to cover police and fire expenses. Other city-budget expenses would be cut.

Kiss also told the city-hall-auditorium crowd of about 100 people: “I will continue to fight to preserve Burlington Telecom. I’ve been criticized in some quarters for being too optimistic about BT. I embrace this criticism,” Kiss said. You’ve got to admire his stick-to-it-iveness.

No doubt the mayor’s heart leapt when he saw my April Fool’s Day blog post on Blurt alleging Lockheed Martin

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was buying BT for $65 million. That was a joke, but what’s coming next for BT and city officials may not be.

Chittenden County State’s Attorney T.J. Donovan, whose office is conducting a criminal investigation, has wrapped up its interviews of city and BT officials. “I can’t give a firm time frame when we’ll decide whether to bring charges,” said Donovan. Because his office is solely looking at state law, Donovan’s decision isn’t affected by a coinciding federal investigation into BT. He will make his decision public, however, no matter which direction he decides to take the case.

“The public,” Donovan said, “deserves transparency and a resolution.”

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The Vermont media gave Gov. Peter Shumlin loads of positive attention for his visit to Rhode Island last week.

He went down to talk up same-sex marriage.

Oddly, none of the stories made mention of the gubernatorial fundraiser that Marriage Equality Rhode Island held in Shumlin’s honor. I guess any mention of Shumlin’s reelection campaign fundraiser would have detracted from the feel-good nature of the trip.

Not all the checks have been tallied, but Paul Tencher, who helped organize the event, anticipates it raked in between $3500 to $5000.

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Some of Vermont’s television-news personalities are moving to new signals.

After more than nine years at WCAX-TV, reporter Jack ThurSTon is headed to New England Cable News (NECN). He’ll replace anya huneke, who is headed to Vermont Public Television to produce season four of that station’s “Emerging Science” series.

Because of a content-sharing arrangement between NECN and WPTZ NewsChannel 5, some of Thurston’s reporting will appear on WCAX-TV’s chief competitor, WPTZ. At NECN, Thurston will be reunited with a former WCAX colleague, photographer kika Bronger. The pair worked together when Thurston first arrived at WCAX back in 2001.

In an email to WCAX staff, Thurston said he vows to not view his former colleagues as competitors.

“Instead of saying goodbye, I get to say, ‘See you soon!’ And I’m so glad to be able to,” Thurston told his Channel 3 coworkers. m Can’t wait till Wednesday for the next “Fair Game”? Tune in to WPTZ NewsChannel 5 on Tuesday nights during the 11 p.m. newscast for a preview.

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Speaking of wealthy folks: Which 50 Vermonters signed the letter to Gov. Peter Shumlin suggesting they could afford to pay more taxes? You’ll find the letter, and the signatories, on our staff blog, Blurt.

These folks proposed raising their taxes by $17 million to help close the $176 million budget gap. Both the gov and legislative leaders rejected the idea.

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Who would you guess is the multimillionaire in Vermont’s three-member D.C. delegation? The guy who’s been there since 1974 and brings home millions of dollars’ worth of pork projects every year?

Guess again: U.S. Rep. PeTer Welch, the newest member of the trio, gets the gold star. He is said to be worth between $3 and $10 million, which makes him the 45th wealthiest member of the House, according to the Center for Responsive Politics.

The most recent report is based on 2009 disclosure data.

Members of Congress measure the value of their stock holdings as a range, which means their wealth is reported the same way — depending on how their stocks, bonds and other assets are worth at a particular point in time.

With that in mind, Sen. PaTrick leahy is worth between $49,007 and $210,000, making him the 89th wealthiest member of the U.S. Senate. U.S. Sen. Bernie SanDerS is worth anywhere between negative $234,989 and $444,996.

That makes him 91st.

Before you start sending donations, remember, all three earn $174,000 annually.

At a recent legislative breakfast in Middlebury, several attendees pressed Shumlin to alter his stance, quoting “Fair Game” in the process. Cool.

According to reports, Shumlin stood his ground, voicing concern that raising taxes would force the golden geese to flee.

Meanwhile, state employees and vulnerable Vermonters can’t afford to move, which makes them … sitting ducks.

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hile lawmakers in Montpelier bicker over the best way to fix the state’s $176 million budget deficit, Vermonters are engaged in an equally painful rite of spring: paying income taxes to keep state government running.

Last year, 304,860 Vermont households, plus 48,000 from out of state, filed income tax returns, according to the Vermont Department of Taxes. Average payments ranged from $87 for households earning between $20,000 to $24,999, to $181,335 for the 292 filers who reported income of $1 million or more.

Where do all the tax dollars go? Seven Days enlisted Public Assets Institute, the budgetsavvy think tank based in Montpelier, to help crunch the numbers. Using the 2010-11 adjusted state general fund budget — the one we’re all paying taxes on — PAI’s Jack Hoffman calculated how many cents of each tax dollar go to Vermont’s various programs.

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The results were revealing, if not altogether surprising.

Public education, Medicaid and corrections eat up most of the tax pie, while recipients such as the arts and court diversion programs are left to fight over the crumbs.

To illustrate the breakdown, imagine a family earning $50,000 that owes $1000 in income tax. Almost $400 goes to “human services” — $200 for Medicaid, $112 for corrections and $84 for the Department for Children and Families, to name just three line items. Public education would get $252; higher ed, $70. Vermont Arts Council and Vermont Symphony Orchestra, meanwhile, would share 50 cents.

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Under questioning by the lawyers on March 18, Mary Celotti, the director of the state health lab, confirmed that Harnois had indeed been investigated as a result of complaints. But she refused to discuss the findings.

Three days later, Sleigh filed a “motion to compel” asking a judge to force state health officials to answer questions and produce documents that would shed light on what the chemists are calling a “cover-up.” The judge has yet to rule on that request.

The Vermont Department of Health has since released a two-page summary report of its investigation of Harnois that admitted record keeping could be improved but concluded the lab tech did nothing unethical. Sleigh is calling the report a “whitewash” and says he won’t drop his court motion until he has questioned under oath every health official involved.

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uried in a run-of-the-mill drunk-driving case moving through Washington County Superior Court are some explosive allegations made by two chemists employed in the breath-testing program at the state Public Health Laboratory.

In written complaints entered as evidence in the DUI case, state chemists Darcy Richardson and Amanda Bolduc claim that the lab technician responsible for maintaining and certifying the breath-test devices used by Vermont police employed questionable methods over a period of years and that laboratory supervisors did nothing to correct it.

Richardson and Bolduc wrote the complaint letters to lab supervisors about a year ago.

In them, the chemists allege that lab technician Steven Harnois manipulated DataMaster DMT breath-test devices so they would “pass” routine performance tests, and that he failed to maintain records documenting such tests and demonstrated “a complete lack of understanding” of how the instruments work.

Now two well-known criminal defense attorneys — David Sleigh of St. Johnsbury and Frank Twarog of Burlington — have teamed up and are using those statements to attack the credibility of the alcohol-testing program and to press for a full accounting of the alleged problems at the state health lab. Their vehicle for doing so: three clients from central Vermont who face

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were protocol breaches within the alcohol-testing program. In an interview, Richardson says Harnois’ “unethical behavior” was one of the reasons she resigned from the lab after eight years to start her own firm.

“I had raised the problems to my supervisor over the years, and nothing had been resolved,” says Richardson, who was retained as an expert witness

by Twarog.

To understand the chemists’ complaints, it helps to know something about DataMaster instruments and how they work. The DataMaster DMT is a tabletop device that vaguely resembles a fax machine and uses infrared light to detect alcohol in breath samples. For Vermont law enforcement, the instrument has been an indispensable weapon in the war on drunk driving, helping police and prosecutors secure countless convictions and get dangerous drivers off the road.

While roadside breath tests are sufficient to arrest someone on suspicion of drunk driving, only DataMaster readings — usually done at a police station — are admissible as evidence of intoxication.

Over the last few years, the state has spent $400,000 replacing its aging fleet

of DataMasters with 67 next-generation models.

Before each use on a drunk-driving suspect, police conduct a test on the DataMaster device using a premixed test solution of known alcohol content. If the machine misreads the sample solution, it shuts down and won’t accept a breath sample for analysis.

What Richardson and Bolduc allege is that Harnois — either to cut corners or because he lacked technical expertise — manipulated the machines to get around that test when the instruments weren’t D E fE NS E working correctly. f r ANk Richardson says the DataMaster DMTs exhibited mechanical and software problems from the get-go and that Harnois’ repair methods at times caused concern.

Richardson says she learned that Harnois had wrapped the jar of

solution used to test the Montpelier Police Department’s DataMaster with foam packing materials — presumably to raise the solution to a temperature that would help achieve a “passing” result.

In other cases, Richardson says she discovered Harnois had “spiked” the test solution with the organic compound acetone to make it pass rather than addressing and investigating the source of the malfunction.

“The acetone issue was one of the first ones I discovered, and I had thought at the time that we would have to recall all of the inAt to r NE Y struments that had t wAr o g been calibrated within a certain time period,” says Richardson, who now runs Vermont Forensic Services in Milton. “That never happened.”

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certifying the DataMasters before they are deployed to Vermont police agencies, and for generating the appropriate documentation to demonstrate their reliability. He is also the go-to guy for troubleshooting machines that aren’t functioning properly.

All of that work is supposed to be logged and noted so that when the chemists appear in court, they can testify to the accuracy of the breath testers.

In her written complaint from February 2010, Bolduc alleges that Harnois, whom she never refers to by name, failed to adequately maintain the documentation required of the program.

Bolduc writes that she “cannot testify to the work performed by our technician because I know he fails to document his actions, both intentionally and unintentionally, and the quality of his work is lacking.

“I am completely at a loss as to what to do,” writes Bolduc. “I no longer have faith in our technician to appropriately maintain the evidentiary instruments.

I have concerns in his level of integrity and ethics.”

For her part, Richardson says that she testified honestly and factually about the breath testers in court appearances during the period in question, and was careful not to perjure herself. Richardson

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irsten McCrea was fresh out of art school, working at a fancy restaurant in Edmonton, Alb., when she got the idea for a subscription service that delivers monthly art prints by mail. The restaurant’s walls were adorned with beautiful lithographic prints for sale, but McCrea quickly discovered that, like most things in the establishment, they targeted a well-heeled demographic. “I couldn’t even afford to eat there, let alone buy the $2000 prints,” she recalls.

So, in 2008, the Montréal-based artist called on her network of fellow artists to participate in a project she called Papirmasse — the Dutch word for pulp, “a sly reference to our preferred place in the trenches of popular culture and the paper we print

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encourages people to hang artwork in unusual places, such as on the bathrooM wall or in a cubicle at work. on,” McCrea, now 27, writes on her website.

She wasn’t the first person to think of distributing art through mail subscriptions.

Shepard Fairey, the artist best known for his Obama “Hope” poster, releases a print every month for $45 a pop.

But McCrea wanted to do it even more cheaply — for $5 a month. Subscribers pay $60 up front, and each month for the next year they receive an “issue,” or print, on archival paper — anything from a 5-by-7-inch accordion booklet to a 6-by-9-inch reversible book to an 18-by-24-inch, double-sided poster. McCrea calls Papirmasse “a magazine, piece of art and social experiment all rolled into one.” On the flip side of each image may be printed short stories, essays, poems or other texts.

The system is not unlike the community-supported-agriculture-style business models some Vermont artists have been trying out recently, such as Burlington’s arentzen & Ohlander Glass’ CSArt — in which people pay in advance for seasonal pieces of art glass throughout the year — and the dance collective of ellen smith ahern and lida Winfield, which offers workshops and discounted tickets in exchange for investments.

“We want everyone to have art — real art!” McCrea writes on her website. “Not the fake paintings sold at IKEA or the same tired old posters every college student has.”

How does she do it so cheaply? Well, for one thing, the prints are digitally produced.

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Also, she doesn’t pay her artists for the digital prints. They are compensated through the sale of a more traditionally created fine-art edition, sold at Maison Kasini, which has provided administrative and overhead support to Papirmasse since January.

A year after McCrea launched the project, she decided to take a break and restructure. That’s when she met the Maison Kasini co-owners, ric Kasini KadOur and chris Byrne, who also publish Art Map Burlington for each month’s First Friday Art Walk.

“We have a strong interest in the accessibility of contemporary art and liked what she was doing,” says Kadour. When he and Byrne heard McCrea was putting the project on hold, they volunteered to help.

Kadour also helped McCrea get a show of Papirmasse prints — some framed, some collections from past years — at Burlington’s s.P.a.c.e. Gallery through May. He says he’s excited to introduce her to the Burlington art scene. “As a person in [her] twenties working as an artist, she’s just really got it together,” says Kadour. “She has a really collaborative spirit. I think Burlington artists would learn a lot from her.”

Papirmasse has 130 subscribers so far, with circulation focused in Montréal and Edmonton, McCrea’s hometown. But it’s expanding, she says, citing a subscriber in Australia who must have discovered the service on her website. “It’s an incredibly Issues of Papirmasse popular subscription, in this day and age,” when people rarely get anything meaningful in the mailbox, says Kadour.

Most of the 15 Papirmasse artists and writers McCrea has used to date are based in Montréal, but that’s beginning to change, as well. Last month’s print featured Vermont photographers stePhen shauB and matt hOvey. On one side was Hovey’s photograph of a peeling wall of layered posters on a street in Madrid; on the other, an essay by Shaub called “Is Photography Dead? No, Honey, It’s Just Sleeping.” Next month’s featured artist is Alan Ganev, a Costa Rican-born, Montréal-based graphic designer, musician and street artist.

McCrea aims for diversity of style in the prints. To that end, she tells subscribers, “In a year, I hope you get something that you absolutely love and something that you absolutely hate.” And she hopes that the $5 price tag encourages people to hang artwork in unusual places, such as on the bathroom wall or in a cubicle at work. “I hope it makes people feel a little less precious about art,” McCrea says. m

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he third issue of Burlington-based The Salon: A Journal of Poetry & Fiction is out. Among various local verse, prose and drama, it includes the late Poppa Neutrino’s firstperson account of the wreck of his scrap-wood raft on Lake Champlain last November. The artist, activist and sometime Burlington resident, who died at age 77 last January in New Orleans, writes that the accident reminded him that “once a man gives up the need to create the impermanent, the need to play god, he reconnects to the permanent.”

Out on the new frontiers of publishing, many authors are spearheading their own promotion. Newport’s J.D. MASTERSON is particularly enterprising. Last week, Burlington residents may have found a postcard in their mailboxes advertising upcoming signings of her novel The Scorpion’s Sting, a Da Vinci Code-esque adventure. On April 2, Masterson was at BORDERS. On April 4, she chatted about the novel on WCAX. The Scorpion’s Sting is published by Tate, an Oklahoma-based, Christianoriented firm that is noted for its practice of collecting a $4000 “investment” from aspiring authors. Masterson’s novel won an honorable mention at the Los Angeles Book Festival, which is devoted to “self-published or independent-publisher” books, according to its website.

It’s hard to imagine a setting more conducive to a writer’s imagination than the landscaped pastures, woods and lakeshore of Shelburne Farms. Perhaps that’s why the nonprofit is holding a weekend workshop called “Words Take Wing,” where current and aspiring writers can get guidance as the countryside starts to fill with rustling wings and bird song.

At $325 plus optional accommodations, the weekend isn’t cheap. But participants can work with Nzadi Zimele Keita, an associate professor at Pennsylvania’s Ursinus College, and Burlington-area poet JULIE CADWALLADERSTAUB, whose work has been heard on Garrison Keillor’s “The Writer’s Almanac.”

Cadwallader-Staub’s published collection, Face to Face, chronicles her husband’s death from cancer and the role of her faith in weathering the crisis. “Map,” a poem recently read by Keillor, pays tribute in strong, simple language to the navigation skills that brought her father through a long life.

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weeting may be a silent act, but there’s something about the word itself that’s eminently singable. That’s what composer Rob Paterson and lyricist David Cote were thinking when they referenced the social-networking tool in their new choral work about gossip, commissioned by the Vermont Youth orchestra association.

“It’s my favorite part,” says christa WeaVer, a South Burlington High School junior and an alto in the VYo chorus, which, along with the younger concert chorale, will be performing “Did You Hear?” at the groups’ annual spring concert this week. “[We] sing, ‘I’m gonna Tweet it; I have, like, 52 followers,’” Weaver explains. “It’s very grand and loud, with perfect harmony. Then there are five pages of the word ‘Tweet.’ You can picture all these teenagers texting on their cellphones.”

“There’s a whole section where I have all the sopranos sing like birds,” confirms Paterson. The fast-talking New York City composer is halfway through a three-year Music Alive residency at the VYOA that’s funded by two national organizations, the League of American Orchestras and Meet the Composer.

Though the choir is Tweeting about a rumor that gets out of hand, the rumor itself is never identified; “Did You Hear?” is about how gossip spreads. “By the end, the only concrete reference is a single name,” says Paterson, adding that he’s leaving that blank for the singers to fill in as they see fit. “They joked they were going to use Jeffrey [Buettner], their conductor’s name,” he says.

When asked about the main piece of VYOA gossip these days — former conductor and music director ronald Braunstein’s lawsuit against the organization for wrongful termination — Paterson says ruefully, “It’s a little ironic that I wrote this piece not knowing that this was going to happen.” Paterson wrote glowing accounts of Braunstein’s work on

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So, how did the VYO chorus end up with a work so pertinent to their lives?

It was actually their idea. Paterson met with a dozen or so chorus members last July to ask them what they would want his composition to address. “After a few moments of silence, they started opening up,” he recalls. The issue of being talked about emerged as the kids’ greatest personal concern — so personal, says Paterson, that after rehearsing the piece a few times, “they started imagining it revealed something about them.”

CVU senior GreG ZenGiloWski of Hinesburg, a VYOC bass, finds “Did You Hear?” refreshingly different from the usual choral fare. “We do a lot of classical stuff and one modernish work [per concert], which tends to be pop,” he says. “Last year, it was ‘Man in the Mirror’ by Michael Jackson.”

Paterson’s work, by contrast, is “one of the more abstract and creative pieces I’ve ever seen,” Zengilowski says.

Though The choir is TweeTing abouT a rumor ThaT geTs ouT of hand, The rumor iTself is never idenTified;

“DiD You Hear?” is about How gossip spreaDs.

It also has some elements of a staged drama. Cote, whose text is his first for a choral work, is a theater critic at Time Out New York and an “extremely emerging” playwright, as he describes himself.

“It’s hard for me to write anything that doesn’t have a dramatic component,” he admits. Cote incorporated a theatrical entrance into the middle: The boy being gossiped about walks onstage singing.

(Cote and Paterson are also collaborating on an opera.) And Cote suggested using antiphony — when two parts of the choir alternate singing a phrase — to mimic the spread of gossip.

The project threw him back to his teenage years in New Hampshire. “Just knowing that these were teenagers brought up all these ideas about social dynamics,” he says. “It’s fun to go back to when you’re a teenager, when the social pecking order was so important.

“It still is,” Cote adds with a laugh.

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VyO Chorus & Vermont youth Concert Chorale Spring Community Concert (“Amadeus”): Stowe High School, Thursday, April 7, at 8 p.m. (adults/seniors $5, students $2; tickets at the door); and Elley-Long music Center at St. michael’s College (Fort Ethan Allen), Friday, April 8, at 8 p.m. (adults/seniors $10, students $5; tickets at flynntix.org.). vyo.org.

parents to enter a building? I am certain that your readers will realize that there are other perspectives to the events portrayed in this story. It is exhausting for parents of children with significant disabilities. These stories highlight the need for more human-services resources for parents beyond what the public school can realistically provide.

Donarae cook Warren

Editor’s note: The term “parent-hater” did not appear anywhere in last week’s cover story. The closest approximation came from Linda Luxenberg, the parent of an autistic boy. She described Joanne Godek, South Burlington’s director of educational support systems, as “antiparent.”

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Kudos to Seven Days for attempting to approach the topic of special education [“Classroom Divide,” March 30]. As the number of children with autism keeps growing, so should our concern for the services they are receiving. To bring attention to such an issue is appreciated by the many special educators, specialists, families and individuals whose daily lives are touched by autism and other mental disabilities.

The approach of the subject, however, is something I must contest. This one family was highlighted because it is a rare case. Most families do not demand to observe the services provided. Do parents of a neurotypical child go to school to observe three days a week if they suspect their child is being treated unfairly?

By singling out South Burlington, one of the wealthier school districts in the state, this article overlooks the myriad problems schools face in special ed. Go to any other school district and you will find many underserved children with autism, and faculty unable to effectively create successful programming for their caseloads. These children are being thrown under the bus, so to speak, because there is neither the funding nor the advocacy for the services they need. This is a problem that needs to be addressed statewide, especially with the threat of cuts to mental health funding. The spotlight needs to be widened to include all children.

Emily Sampson burlington

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[Re: “Classroom Divide,” March 30]: After 20-plus years as a parent dealing with the special-education system both

in Montpelier and in Virginia, I must say the system doesn’t serve the needs of children very well. Funding and accountability are systemic problems that must be addressed at the state level for the good of families all over Vermont. Unlike the Kisonaks, however, I now have hope for a cure for autism, since a recent University of Miami study linked 85 percent of cases to the retrovirus XMRV. Patty Smith bethel

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This article makes me sick [“Classroom Divide,” March 30]. I don’t know which is worse: 1. The idea that our community is not doing the best it can to assist its disabled (I would love it if someone spent $200,000 a year educating me) or, 2. That it looks like the Kisonak family is spending its resources fighting the system instead of actually enriching their child’s life.

Either way, a shift in approach from acrimony to cooperation seems like a good idea. tim Swanson burlington

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Thank you for bringing light to the issue of special-education needs and services for our children [“Classroom Divide,” March 30]. I enjoyed learning about the differing experiences of families in South Burlington.

I thought that the story was wellbalanced and well-written until I read the last sentence and just shook my head to read the author refer to children with special needs as “special-needs kids.” It’s more than a case of political correctness here; these are children or kids first and foremost.

Rick, Ashley and Nancy Kisonak

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In Ken Picard’s thoughtful article on special education in the South Burlington School District [“Classroom Divide,” March 30], I am quoted as saying that Ashley [Kisonak]’s language skills “plateaued” in 2007 and have since regressed. What’s important to realize is that, just because students plateau or regress doesn’t mean they can’t move forward again. Human beings are lifelong learners. Most of us are capable of self-directing our learning over our lifetimes and, no matter what our age, continue to gain knowledge. Unfortunately, many students with significant disabilities have to depend upon those around them to facilitate learning. When students plateau or regress, we must redouble our efforts to help them progress. mary Sweig Wilson hineSburg

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Given that Rick Kisonak writes for Seven Days, the anti-South Burlington slant isn’t surprising [“Classroom Divide,” March 30]. It also, though, isn’t good reporting. With the sheer volume of students that pass through the school system each year and only a “handful of families in the district who have complained bitterly about the quality of instruction,” the headline — and primary focus of the article — is misleading.

My biggest concern, however, is where the Kisonaks place their priorities. They’ve been unhappy with South Burlington schools since their daughter was 5. And yet, there she remains. They could take advantage of private education or even “school choice.” Maybe Essex or Colchester would be a better fit for their daughter’s needs. The Kisonaks’ continued legal action is in the best interest of nobody. Their relationship with the school system is now “toxic,” they remain unhappy with the services their daughter is getting, and South Burlington is spending countless dollars on court fees that could go toward furthering the education of other South

Burlington students. Federal law aside, at what point do they put their egos aside and do what’s best for their daughter?

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nub of the answer: It depends. On what, you ask? We’ll take it step by step.

Fact #1: Yes, it’s possible to get sued over the copyright on a tattoo. Ask Rasheed Wallace, the now-retired NBA All-Star. In 1998 Wallace had an Egyptianthemed tattoo — showing a pharaoh, his queen and their three children — inked onto his right upper arm by tattoo artist Matthew Reed. In 2004 Reed saw Wallace in a Nike TV commercial in which the tattoo was recreated

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ow, Ben. The NFL doesn’t mind your talking about the game afterward. What they get tetchy about is careless discussion beforehand — e.g., calling that midwinter event they use to fill the time between commercials the S_p_r B_wl rather than “the big game.” However, I think there’s a way you can get away with an unauthorized tattoo.

Listen up.

First, we asked the big leagues (MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL) for their position on fan tattoos.

Three of the four stonewalled us, no shock. Surprisingly, an MLB lawyer agreed to talk, but unsurprisingly clammed up as soon as he learned we were ferrets from the press. Later we received the following terse statement: “Any use of MLB or Club trademarks requires assessment of the nature and scope of the proposed use.

We handle requests for use on a case-by-case basis and take action when it is discovered that these marks are used improperly.”

Well, that’s helpful, you say.

Ah, but it is. MLB has given us the

ordinary mopes.

Example: In 2001 boxer Bernard “the Executioner” Hopkins wore a temporary tattoo on his back advertising GoldenPalace. com, an online casino, during a televised bout.

(Hopkins’ paycheck for billboard duty: about $100,000.)

The Nevada Athletic Commission banned further tattoo ads but lost a court challenge.

Then ESPN declared it would televise no fighters sporting ad tats, no doubt thinking: Nobody’s making money selling advertising on our network except us. Returning to the mathematical statement of principles above, we see that the art and ego terms drop out (the controversial messages consisted of unadorned text), and the equation reduces to: money = trouble.

True dat.

Fact #3: Momentous legal issues are at stake here. A 2005 article in the Fordham Intellectual Property, Media & Entertainment Law Journal considered the implications for American jurisprudence if the NBA formally banned commercial tattoos on players. On the one hand, the players have rights to freedom of expression, personal liberty and privacy. On the other hand,

via computer simulation while the basketball player explained its significance. Affronted that he’d received neither credit nor money, Reed sued Wallace, Nike and the ad agency for publicly displaying what he claimed was his copyrighted work (the tattoo) without his consent. The parties evidently settled out of court. OK, not quite the fact situation you’re describing, Ben, but you see the operative dynamic: art + ego + money = trouble.

Fact #2: Pro-sports big shots have been known to get seriously ticked off over tattoos. Granted, the people they’re getting ticked off at are mostly athletes wearing tattoo advertisements, not

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you’ve got — sorry if this gets repetitive — money. For example, in 2001 Rasheed Wallace, a trailblazer in so many ways, reportedly weighed a $15,000 offer from a candy company to wear a temporary tattoo, which surely would have upset Nestle, the NBA’s official candy sponsor.

The league declared they’d block the scheme; Wallace’s agent maintained that the NBA players’ agreement didn’t forbid such things. His client, in the end, said no.

Perhaps you’re thinking: I don’t see what this has to do with whether I can have a Red Wings logo tattooed across my face. You haven’t been paying attention then. The common element in all the above is that something was at stake financially. Assuming you were acting purely as a deranged fan and stood no chance of personal gain, a lawsuit for trademark infringement, which presumes misappropriation of an image for commercial purposes, would be tough to sustain.

Copyright violation is an easier case to make. (Some contend a fan tattoo would constitute fair use, but I have my doubts.)

The main thing is, what team or league would bother? They’d look like bullies, your pockets probably aren’t that deep, and it’s not like a judge is going to order you to have the tattoo lasered off. Then again, we’re talking about professional sports, where conventional logic is out the window. (My dream is to visit the planet where NFL playoff seeding makes sense.) The best advice I can offer is: Do what thou wilt, tatwise; just be careful nobody but the team owners and the networks makes a buck. m

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I eased to a stop in front of Simon’s across from Battery Park. It was five minutes to 11, and I could see the clerk beginning to close the place down. This didn’t register on my customers, who continued their conversation. “Ladies,” I interjected, “do you still want to get anything?”

“Will you just chill, for chrissake?” Sue exploded. “Just run the goddamn meter. I’ll pay you, don’t worry.”

“I’m not worried about that,” I clarified.

“They’re closing in there. So, now’s the time, unless you wanna go to, like, Cumby’s on Riverside, ’cause nothing’ll be open down North Avenue.”

“All right, I’m going in, then,” Sue said.

“Don’t go anywhere. I’ll be right out.”

Like, where am I going to go? I felt like saying to her, but didn’t. For one thing, Nadine was still in the cab. For another, hackie needs to get paid.

molested, you shouldn’t ignore your intuition. You could bring her to a counselor who’s trained to help in these situations.”

“It’s not my child,” Nadine replied. “It’s Sue’s 13-year-old daughter.”

“OK, I got the Budweiser,” Sue announced as she opened the door and resumed her seat next to Nadine. We got rolling again. “Here’s my phone,” she said to her friend. “Now, call Abby or Gretchen — any one of the girls. You need to nip this in the bud.”

“But I’m not sure,” Nadine said, retreating into her anguished ambivalence. “I mean, you’ve known Brandt as long as me. Is this something he’s, like, capable of doing?”

“That’s it,” said Sue, slapping her hands on her thighs. “This is my daughter we’re talking about. You understand that? Once and for all, is Brandt doing anything to her or not?”

I could feel the emotIon In her voIce.

Something heavy waS clearly at Stake.

Every single fare reveals a human drama of one degree or another. On a scale of one to 100, this one had already reached the low 90s, and had the potential to climb higher.

For what it’s worth, I prefer a drama quotient languishing in the single digits. Not that I’m unsympathetic to the plight of my fellow humans, but this job is tough enough when it involves just getting folks safely from Point A to Point B. I have tremendous respect for shrinks and social workers; it’s just not my job.

But I couldn’t help myself. While Sue was busy in the store, I turned to face the woman in the back and said, “Look, if there’s even a chance your child is being

“I just don’t know,” Nadine whimpered, and again began to cry.

“Can I have a cigarette in here?” Sue put the question to me, though it sounded more like a demand.

“Hey, I’m sorry.” I replied. “I just can’t take the smoke.”

“Hey!” Sue screamed. “I need to have a cigarette. Do you fucking understand? I’ll give you a 20-buck tip.”

“Just crack your window,” I said, backing down. “Don’t worry about the tip.”

As she lit up, I inserted myself right into the thick of it. “You know, if this child might be in danger, has anybody sat down and talked with her? Ain’t that the first step?”

“This is fucked up,” Sue said, ignoring my comment. “When we get back to your place, we are going to straighten this out one way or the other.”

Arriving at Nadine’s home, I pulled into the driveway beside another car. The moment I came to a stop — before I could even pivot to collect the fare — they both jumped out, Sue saying, “Just wait right here. Don’t move.”

I can hold two divergent thoughts — two entirely unrelated emotions, even — in my head at the same time. As I waited in the taxi, I worried about Sue’s daughter. When it comes to child abuse, where’s there’s smoke there’s usually fire. Concurrently, I thought, This is just great. I’m never going to see my $15.

After about five minutes, a guy came charging out the front door and jumped into the car parked next to me. I called out, “Hey, you have any idea whether they’re coming out?”

He said, “I couldn’t tell you,” and backed out of the driveway.

I waited another couple of minutes before getting out and knocking on the door. Nadine answered. “Oh, jeez — let me get you some money,” she said.

As Nadine went upstairs to look for cash, I noticed Sue in a living room off to the left, speaking intently to someone sitting on the couch across from her. From my angle, I could see only the legs of the person on the couch — the legs of a young girl. For an instant, my heart cracked, releasing this prayer:

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uring the scramble of a busy Saturday night, I was sneaking a quick breather at a downtown taxi stand when two women signaled me from across the street. As they approached my cab, I saw that one of the women was sobbing uncontrollably, while her friend had an arm around her, trying to provide some comfort.

As the two of them settled into the rear of the vehicle, the crying woman’s sobs tapered to a steady sniffle. I reached into my glove compartment and pulled out a couple of napkins, which I passed to her over my shoulder.

“Thanks,” she said, and put them to good use with two or three honking blows.

I took advantage of the pause in the action to get down to business. “Ladies, where to?”

The noncrier said, “Take us to Plattsburgh Avenue. And could you stop at a convenience store? We definitely need to get some beer.”

Turning her attention back to her bereft friend, she said, “Nadine — you’re sure about this, right?” I could feel the emotion in her voice. Something heavy was clearly at stake.

“Because you just told all our friends in the bar. One of those girls is probably gonna report him, and there will be an investigation.”

“Sue, I just don’t know,” Nadine replied.

“But it’s, like, my worst fear. I mean, he could be. What do you think?”

“What do I think?” Sue spat out the words, her tone changing abruptly. “Are you fucking crazy? How the hell do I know?

He’s your fucking boyfriend.”

“Well, I just have a feeling something might be happening. I haven’t seen anything, but I’m just worried sick. Oh, God, Sue, I’m probably making it up.”

“Christ, Nadine — then get on the phone right now and call those girls back at the bar, ’cause you have to stop this before things begin to snowball.”

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VERMONT TEACHERS FINANCIAL LITERACY SUMMER INSTITUTE Champlain College is hosting the first Vermont Teachers Financial Literacy Summer Institute in Burlington from August 1 to 5. The institute is open to Vermont middle and high school teachers interested in gaining competency in teaching personal-finance topics, such as credit, budgeting and investment.

Tuition is $1200, with complimentary room and board based on need (commuting distances in excess of 40 miles).

Scholarships are available, and applications will be accepted through May 6. To apply, or for more information, contact cfl@ champlain.edu or 860-2744.

Champlain’s president, David Finney, with an idea about how to increase students’ knowledge of personal finance — create an education center focused on developing and promoting financial literacy skills for K-12 students, college kids, teachers and other adults. Finney told him to run with it, and, in December 2010, the center was born.

Pelletier, a compact man with a slight Boston accent, likes to draw parallels between personal-finance education today and sex education in the 1960s. “Parents didn’t want to teach it; teachers didn’t want to teach it; nobody was talking about it, but the consequences if kids get this stuff wrong is life altering,” he says.

Because of the similar silence that now surrounds personal finance, he argues, many young people find themselves in treacherous straits.

“The damage someone can inflict on themselves, other people and the economy with a credit card is pretty severe, but we don’t give them any training on that,” Pelletier says. “I wish more were done about that.”

Few high schools today offer personal-finance classes, and even fewer require students to take them. That hasn’t always been the case: In midcentury schools, financial literacy was taught as part of math or economics. As schools responded to mandates to meet tougher academic standards, personal finance was edged out of the regular curriculum and moved to electives like home economics. When home ec was phased out of American high schools, personalfinance classes lost their home.

Today, thanks to driver’s ed, high school students are better versed in parallel parking and U-turns than they are in stocks and bonds. Pelletier would like to see students as comfortable deciphering their bank statements as they are behind the wheel.

For the center’s first operational year, Pelletier has outlined a threepronged approach to increasing the financial literacy of students all over the state. With funding provided by a number of Vermont banks, the center is sponsoring three programs — student credit counseling (What’s My Score?), the Vermont Financial Literacy Summit and the Vermont Teachers Financial Literacy Summer Institute.

Working with the college’s LEAD

(Life Experience & Action Dimension) program, a mandatory life-skills curriculum, the center has so far offered free credit counseling to 34 Champlain students. Most of them had never seen their credit score before, says Shelli Goldsweig, director of LEAD, and many didn’t know the difference between a credit score and a credit report.

“It gets students off to a good start before there’s trouble,” Goldsweig says.

“Many still do have good credit, but, if not, they’re young enough to turn it

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This year, the LEAD program began requiring a financial-sophistication element for juniors, putting its work right in line with the goals of the new center. Without funds raised by CFL and Pelletier’s industry contacts, Goldsweig adds, Champlain would never have been able to offer students this kind of service.

The center’s second project — the financial literacy summit — was slated for March, but it was snowed out and rescheduled for June 16.

The goal of the summit, says Pelletier, is to raise awareness in the public policy

arena about the need for more personalfinance education across the board — in schools, in colleges and in communities for adults.

Pelletier’s most ambitious and longrange project is the financial literacy summer institute, which is aimed at providing middle and high school educators with tools for incorporating personalfinance lessons into their classes. Since most local school administrations are unwilling or unable to mandate, or even offer, financial instruction, it needs to be integrated into all areas of study, says Art Woolf, an economics professor at the University of Vermont and president of the Vermont Council on Economic Education.

The institute, which is part of a national pilot project for financial literacy education, runs for a week and allows teachers to earn three master’s credits.

Over three years, Pelletier hopes to educate 105 teachers through the institute.

Vermont’s educators may particularly need the help, because our state, argues Woolf, is “way behind the curve” in terms of financial education.

One teacher who’s already doing something about that is Dave Lamberti of Burlington High School.

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uess how much Vermont high school seniors know about personal finance. Virtually nothing, according to a 2008 survey of financial literacy conducted by the national financial education nonprofit Jump$tart Coalition for Personal Financial Literacy.

Our students are in good company.

From 1997 to 2008, students across the United States received failing grades in the biennial survey. Of the nearly 7000 surveyed, the majority didn’t know the difference between sales tax and income tax. The mean survey score was just 47.5 percent.

John Pelletier wants to change that.

As director of the Center for Financial Literacy at Champlain College, he has the mission of getting students, from kindergarten through college age, on a path to financial competency. He wants them not just to be able to balance their checkbooks but to understand 401(k) plans and the wonder that is compound interest. He dreams of high schoolers understanding words such as “equity” and “asset” and using them in sentences.

And, if undergrads could speak with authority about mortgage rates and credit scores, Pelletier would be in heaven.

A lawyer by training, Pelletier came to Champlain from the financial sector in Boston, where he worked in asset management. Over the years, he says, he came to see the value of financial literacy and to understand just how detrimental financial ignorance could be.

After moving to Stowe, he approached

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Ryan clicks through his slides and stops at a promotional poster for the 2007 movie Transformers. It features actors Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox beside a panoply of shiny new cars from General Motors. Next, he shows a short clip from the film, which he calls “a two-hour car commercial.” It features the young, sexy couple drooling over a tricked-out Camaro.

$1000 for that car and drove it for five years.”

Ryan’s message to students isn’t that they should be stingy or not want the finer things in life. He’s simply working to instill in them the awareness that marketers are constantly trying to pry their money loose from them, and that they shouldn’t buy what they can’t afford.

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hat can a blockbuster movie, a ’96 Dodge Neon and a group of 4-year-olds with marshmallows teach teenagers about handling their money wisely?

If this sounds like a setup for a comedian’s one-liner, it’s understandable.

When 31-year-old Colin Ryan isn’t traveling the state speaking to high school students about managing their money, he’s honing his skills as a standup comic — with about 50 shows so far in Montpelier and its environs. In some respects, Ryan’s two careers have a lot in common: They both require him to be entertaining, provide food for thought and connect with his audience. As he puts it, “Humor is the shortest distance between two people.”

Officially, Ryan’s day job is as Vermont’s financial literacy instructor. His full-time position was created in November 2009 with a two-year grant from the U.S. Small Business Administration, which Sen. Bernie Sanders secured with help from the state’s credit unions. It has a simple mission: Get teens to care about and

native spent four years working as a reporter for the Williston Observer, the Colchester Sun and South Burlington’s Other Paper.

But what Ryan does have is a knack for connecting with teens and explaining to them, without sounding preachy or condescending, why money matters in their lives.

“We all have this picture of this guy in a suit, and he’s lecturing, and there’s a slide with all these columns of numbers,” Ryan says. “I think what that tells us is that money is boring and confusing, and not something we can all relate to.”

Clearly, Ryan is not that stuffed shirt.

He wears jeans, a flannel shirt and sneakers to his presentations. They’re conversational, lighthearted and largely unscripted, and Ryan doesn’t affect any pseudohipness, which he suspects would immediately turn off his audience.

Like any aspiring comedian, Ryan’s training has been a baptism by fire. He recalls his first-ever presentation to a group of Upward Bound students at the University of Vermont. The program helps first-generation, college-bound seniors succeed in their postsecondary

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education. Though Ryan prepared for four months, he admits he still bombed.

“I felt 1000 years old. I felt boring and irrelevant,” Ryan recalls. “They hated it, and I hated it because they hated it.”

Unlike comedians who die on stage, Ryan was able to interview his students afterward and ask them what didn’t work in his presentation. They offered him valuable feedback, and Ryan perfected his “act.” Since then, he’s given the presentation to nearly 2400 students at 26 high schools around the state.

In one respect, Ryan’s Winooski audience differs from most of his high school crowds: It’s more racially and ethnically diverse, with a sizable number of young women wearing head scarves, suggesting they belong to families of recent immigrants. Does that alter his approach?

No, Ryan says. With regard to lowerand moderate-income students, though, he has drawn two general observations.

On the one hand, when he discusses managing money, such students are more likely to “get it,” largely because

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That message transitions into Ryan’s second lesson: “Understand credit cards.” From a financial point of view, he warns his audience, credit cards will be “the biggest threat in your life ... I want you to think of that credit card like it’s on fire and is burning your fingertips.”

In other words, handle with extreme caution.

Ryan’s presentation isn’t rocket science, nor does he intend it to be. As he explains later, he doesn’t want students to be intimidated by the idea of taking a financial literacy course. He just wants them to recognize the consequences of the financial decisions they make each day.

“That’s the whole point,” he explains.

“Most people feel dumb about money but are too embarrassed to admit it.”

Ryan admits that when he landed this gig, in November 2009, he was no rocket scientist on financial matters, either. In fact, over the last year and a half, he’s been learning about personal finances right along with his students. He doesn’t have a degree in economics, business or education; before this job, the San Diego

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“What is the message of this scene?”

Ryan asks the students when the clip ends. “‘If you have this car, Megan Fox will want you.’”

Ryan is doing more than pandering to teenagers’ love affair with hot rods and Hollywood hotties. The Transformers bit is actually part of his first lesson on responsible spending: “Drive like the rich.”

As he explains to the students, the average millionaire — contrary to popular portrayals in television and films — does not drive a brand-new, highpriced luxury car such as a Mercedes, Lamborghini or Aston Martin. In fact, Ryan cites statistics showing that fewer than 25 percent of all millionaires in the United States bought a new car in the last four years; most own well-built, practical vehicles that they keep for a long time.

“My last car was a ’96 Dodge Neon.

One year, the snow caved the roof in,” Ryan confesses, to widespread titters from the audience. “No one ever told me, ‘Colin, your car is awesome!’ But I paid

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On a recent Wednesday morning, Ryan stands on an auditorium stage at Winooski High School in front of several hundred rambunctious teenagers, many of them talking, laughing or chatting on cellphones.

“I know it’s hard to get excited about a financial speaker,” Ryan says into a microphone, trying to quiet the students down. “But this,” he says, pointing to a slide of $50 and $100 bills projected on a screen behind him, “this is something we can all agree on.

“I once found a $50 bill in a library book,” he continues, “which is why I think you all should read more.”

Once Ryan gets the students laughing, they start paying attention to his message, which he summarizes at the outset: “Your ability to manage your money directly affects your ability to have the life you want ... And your inability to manage your money will keep you from that happiness.”

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“I tell them, no matter what you do, everyone thinks about money every single day,” Lamberti says.

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Toward the end of Ryan’s Winooski presentation, he shows another video clip, which re-creates a famous study from the 1960s called the Stanford marshmallow experiment. A group of 4-year-olds are each given a marshmallow and promised a second marshmallow if they can refrain from eating the first one until an adult returns. The

researchers filmed the kids’ humorous, and often unsuccessful, efforts at delaying gratification.

As Ryan explains to the students, the study tracked the children’s progress later in life and made some fascinating discoveries about the kids who “passed” the test (i.e., didn’t eat the marshmallow immediately) and those who “failed” it (ate the marshmallow).

The researchers discovered that the kids who failed the test typically had more trouble paying attention and maintaining friendships. Their SAT scores were, on average, 200 points lower than those of the students who passed. They also had significantly higher body-mass indexes and, most troublingly, struggled more often with substance-abuse issues.

“What do we realize about this video?” Ryan asks the teens. “This is not about 4-year-olds. This is about all of us and our ability to control our impulses.”

Ryan’s 40-minute presentation seems well received by students and teachers alike. Courtney Poquette, Winooski’s only business educator, comes up afterward to commend him.

She was instrumental in bringing Ryan to Winooski, in part, she explains, because state budget cuts have reduced her own job to part-time status.

“I think it’s ironic,” she says, “that we’re balancing the budget by getting rid of a class that teaches kids how to balance a budget.”

Ryan can certainly sympathize. His own position is slated to expire this fall when the two-year grant does, unless he finds funding to extend it. “The reality that I’ve discovered is, these kids want this,” he says. “They really do.” m

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individuals, and therefore by using the overall income tax base to finance health care the same dynamics remain.”

But the report goes on to note that “if Vermont were to finance this system on income tax, the federal tax treatment of health benefits would be lost for the populations who can least afford it.

“Under the tax code in the United State[sic],” the report points out, “employers’ spending on health premiums is considered a legitimate business expense and exempted from taxation. Meanwhile, employees do not have to include the premium paid by employers as income ... subject to income tax.”

It is for these reasons that Hsaio favors reliance on a payroll contribution.

To enhance the equity of such a levy, the report urges that the lowest-income workers and their employees be exempted from the payroll tax.

What about objections that a payroll tax harms business? Hsiao implies that such complaints from the business community should not be given much credence. “Empirical studies on U.S. companies find that payroll taxes imposed on employers were passed back to employees over time in the form of lower wages or lower pensions and other fringe benefits,” Hsiao’s report says. “In other words, the burden of payroll tax on employers was actually borne by employees.”

Acknowledged losers under Hsiao’s plan include high-earning couples who are now jointly covered under the better of two employer-paid policies available to them. With single payer, each partner will have to pay a new tax on earnings, while his or her benefits will probably not improve.

Overall, Hsiao declares, “most employers and employees will pay less” under his public-private single-payer model than they will if the current system

remains in place.

Vermont business leaders dispute that assertion. Tom Torti, president of the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce, says “more than 60 percent of our members will come out worse” under Hsiao’s plan. “Many of their employees will come out worse, as well.”

Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility has similarly declined to endorse Hsiao’s payroll-tax proposal.

Dan Barlow, its public policy manager, says many members of the organization want the income tax to provide some portion of single payer’s financing.

But all predictions about the effects of a payroll tax remain tentative, given the possibility that neither Hsiao’s nor Torti’s numbers are accurate, observes State Rep. Mark Larson (D-Burlington), chair of the House Committee on Health Care. One bedeviling problem awaiting the Green Mountain Care board is the lack of reliable statistics on many facets of health insurance coverage in Vermont, Larson says.

All sides in the debate do agree, however, that Hsiao’s proposed tax formula will place heavy financial burdens on many small businesses, especially those that currently offer no health insurance to their workers. That’s why, Torti says, the chamber wants a small-business owner included on the Green Mountain Care board. “Otherwise,” Torti warns, “it will lack credibility.”

Larson, a leading advocate of the single-payer legislation that authorized creation of the board, argues that “it’s essential all members be independent” of special interests. “If you give a seat to small business, every group is going to want to get a member onto the board.”

Vermont’s business sector is split over Hsiao’s claim that single payer will prove an economic boon to the state. The report estimates that the new system’s efficiencies will produce a $580 million savings in 2015, its projected first year of implementation. Employers can use their share of the savings to raise wages and expand

Barre-based capacitor-manufacturing firm calculates that an unpartnered engineer earning $75,000 currently costs SBE $3690 for health care, or about 5 percent of his or her wages. That health care amount and percentage would both increase sharply under Hsiao’s payroll-tax formula, Sawyer adds.

With such a scenario, he tells Larson, “not only will hiring new employees be difficult, but maintaining our current employees will also be a challenge.” A fast-growing company like SBE, which

She and many Vermont CEOs preface their opposition to the Hsiao plan with acknowledgments that Vermont’s existing health care system is “broken.” Costs are skyrocketing at rates that cannot be sustained, business leaders affirm. Relentless inflation of health insurance premiums has made it impossible for even companies that see themselves as progressive to maintain the scope of their employees’ benefits.

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“We do not feel it is appropriate to label this legislation as an economic development tool,” Sawyer declares. “From our company’s viewpoint, it is a job-loss program.”

Some businesses are already making plans for future growth on the assumption that something close to the Hsiao plan will be adopted, Bishop says. Heads of other companies, she adds, complain that they can’t make clear plans because of uncertainties over what health insurance in Vermont will cost them in the coming years. “The unknown is not something that sits well with business,” Bishop says.

Design & Construction. “That’s just the nature of how insurance companies make their businesses successful.”

Betsy Allen-Pennebaker, co-owner of Vermont Design Works, chooses stronger words in describing the private insurance companies: “howling wolves,” she calls them. The truly troubling source of uncertainty for businesses, Allen-Pennebaker adds, is their inability under the current system to calculate whether they’ll be paying “5, 10 or 15 percent more for health insurance a year or two from now.”

Small Dog’s Mayer likewise criticizes the current system in more colorful terms than Bishop’s. “You could put the dumbest people in the world in a room, and they couldn’t come up with a system as dumb as ours,” Mayer says.

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This being Vermont, even business opponents of the Hsiao plan emphasize that they are fighting on economic rather than ideological grounds. Torti notes, for example, that “the whole thing about single-payer being socialized medicine is a red herring. We’re not into that.”

A large proportion of Vermonters already get health insurance through government programs such as Medicaid, Medicare, Dr. Dynasaur, Catamount Health and military veterans’ coverage, Torti points out. While flatly rejecting a 12.5 percent payroll tax as “not based in reality,” he suggests that a tax in the neighborhood of 7 percent might be acceptable.

Such potential concessions suggest that Vermont’s predilection for progressive yet pragmatic politics may ultimately make it possible to broker a compromise on single-payer financing.

First, Vermonters just have to trust the Green Mountain Care board’s fact-gathering and planning process. Design-builder Bennett suggests that, while “we all have uncertainty over something that’s government-run,” single payer “does give voters the chance to weigh in. They don’t get that with a system that’s privately run.”

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For those reasons, “we see this as an economic development bill,” says Barlow, of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility.

Don Mayer, “top dog” at Small Dog Electronics, agrees, saying, “it makes me angry to be spending on health insurance money I could use to pay raises.” Mayer figures the share of Small Dog’s 50-person payroll devoted to health insurance would be cut by more than half — from 22 percent to 9.4 percent — if the single-payer payroll tax became effective.

But the savings foreseen by Hsiao may prove a mirage, warns Betsy Bishop, head of the Vermont Chamber of Commerce.

No one knows whether the system will include effective measures to discourage Vermonters from making unnecessary use of expensive health services, she and other business leaders caution. The single-payer legislation “puts us on a path toward unknown costs,” Bishop says.

For many Vermonters today, there’s “a strong connection between health care choices and the consumption of health care,” says Bill Driscoll, spokesman for of Associated Industries of Vermont. Single payer will break that connection, he predicts, by eliminating the option of lowercost, high-deductible plans such as the health savings accounts that many businesses now provide as a form of coverage for employees. Because a consumer will presumably pay nothing extra for additional services, the proposed single-payer system will lead to “expensive overutilization,” Driscoll says.

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Recent trends have generated still more uncertainty about the music industry as a whole. Online file sharing and illegal downloads have produced a generation of music fans who expect to get their tunes for free. While the digital era has also created an unprecedented opportunity for independent artists to reach new audiences, no one has quite figured out how to translate that visibility into dollars and cents. Throw in a gloomy

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But all this uncertainty has spurred artists to do what artists do best: get creative. Rather than relying solely on traditional revenue sources such as album sales and gigs, many are experimenting with online models that blur the line between consumer and producer, fundamentally altering the relationship between artists and fans.

One popular model is Kickstarter, a website that allows artists of all kinds — musicians, writers, filmmakers, visual artists and others — to host fundraising campaigns for specific projects. Not unlike a public-radio pledge drive, a Kickstarter campaign solicits donations from fans while offering various incentives, such as signed albums or posters. Projects are allotted a given time to reach a specified funding goal.

Unlike a public-radio drive, however, it’s all or nothing. If the goal is not reached,

no money changes hands — and that puts the onus on artists to motivate donations.

Some Vermont artists have successfully used this method. Heloise and the Savoir Faire recently completely a drive to pay for their next recording. The Vacant Lots used a Kickstarter campaign for travel expenses to and from the South by Southwest music conference in Austin, Texas, last month.

“It’s a way to further bridge the gap between artists and fans,” says the Vacant Lots’ Jared Artaud.

Local songwriter Myra Flynn is dubious about fundraising through Kickstarter, even though her husband, songwriter Justin Levinson, used the site to help pay for a recent project.

“I don’t understand the need to put deadline pressure on yourself,” she says.

Flynn has taken a slightly different tack toward raising money. Through her own website, myraflynn.com, she has set up an “online tip jar” that links to a PayPal account. Last year, she experimented with offering album-presale packages. Fans could choose packages

ranging from $25 — for which you’d get the album and a mention on her website — to $5000, which netted everything included in the lesser packages plus a day of shopping with Flynn.

“If music isn’t enough, you have to dig down deep and figure out what people would want,” says Flynn, who also dabbles in fashion design — hence the shopping date. The irony of asking fans to help fund a new record, she notes, is that “music is the one thing you can’t offer” immediately.

Gregory Douglass inspired Flynn’s presale concept. A working singersongwriter since the mid-1990s, the Burlington-based musician has been offering such packages for years. But Douglass has found a way to give his fans music in the meantime. Every Monday night since May 2010, he has hosted a 90-minute concert on Justin.tv, a videostreaming website. The weekly show is entirely request driven; patrons are encouraged to donate via online tips or by preordering Douglass’ next record.

And it’s working. As of last month, he had raised more than $14,000, donated primarily by what he estimates to be “15 or 20” fans who log in on a weekly basis.

Douglass has long been fascinated by

the changing dynamic between artist and fans. He believes an element crucial to his continued viability as an artist — and to that of the music industry in general — will be fans taking a more active role, even having a stake in their favorite artists’ success. It’s an idea he tries to impress on his online audiences each week.

“My favorite one-liner is ‘Don’t think of yourself as a fan. Think of yourself as a patron of the arts,’” Douglass says.

Namely, is it fair for artists to expect their fans, many of whom are also struggling to make ends meet, to go above and beyond supporting music through traditional avenues such as buying records and attending live shows?

“I think it is fair for artists and fans to equally realize there is a new perspective to be recognized in today’s music industry,” says the Vacant Lots’ Artaud.

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He may be on to something. Though it seems like a relatively new concept in popular music, the idea of patronage in the arts is centuries old. Where would Leonardo da Vinci and his artsy Italian Renaissance pals have been without the support of the Medici family?

Historical precedent aside, Douglass’ sentiment raises a larger question about the relationship between artists and fans.

a two-way street between the producer and consumer, with the latter funding in-progress as well as finished work. Like arts patronage, that model is not unprecedented. A modern example would be community-supported agriculture. CSA customers eagerly prepay for a summer farm share of vegetables because they know doing so helps support local farms, which in turn provide healthy food and

run green enterprises, environmentally speaking.

Granted, you can’t illegally download veggies. But Douglass’ album-presale concept would seem to be an ideological cousin to the CSA and a potential solution for a musician trying to make a living. The question remains whether fans and artists will manage to adapt to one another’s evolving needs.

“It is still very important for fans to support the bands they like by going to shows and buying albums, but it is also important to realize tradition is changing,” Artaud says. “The way we listen to and cultivate music is entirely different than it ever used to be. For bands to think all their money is going to come from record sales, and for fans to think that all the music they want will be free, seems a bit off, no?”

His solution?

“I think the key will be to find inventive and creative ways for artists to present their music,” Artaud says. “I think in the days to come, you’ll start seeing all sorts of weird packaging ideas, bundles of stuff. And the weirder the better.” m

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To answer my question, I sought the counsel of a few folks who know a thing or two about gold. Thomas Naylor, the former economics professor and secessionist behind the Second Vermont Republic movement, doesn’t have any money tied up in the market. All his investments are in physical gold or gold stocks, because, he argues, gold will always be worth something.

“Gold will still have its intrinsic values. Maybe the fidelity goes down, but someone will be willing to buy it,” Naylor says. Plus, he adds, metal will always have meaning.

OK, but how do I pay for goods with a precious metal that before the SHTF was

best-performing assets in the last eight years, and that trend is likely to continue, he says.

People who buy gold, Mendelsohn advises, should look at it as an alternative currency, one that will hold its value during a major crisis. He recommends that if you invest in gold coins, you should have enough to get you through three months’ worth of expenses.

Then what? “I’m making an assumption that the people you buy [the coins] from will be able to cash you out,” Mendelsohn says.

But what if there is no cash? What if our fiat currency explodes like an overinflated dirigible, and all the gold-andjewelry dealer can offer me is a couple of empty peanut shells and a pinch of pocket lint?

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I put my query to Saratoga Springsbased author James Howard Kunstler, who has written extensively, in both fiction and nonfiction, about the post-oil world and our dystopian future in it. In his novels World Made by Hand and The Witch of Hebron, gold and silver replace a “discredited” dollar, though most gold is hoarded, leaving silver as the primary tender in ordinary cash transactions.

Like Naylor, Kunstler believes in the inherent value of these precious metals, “even if [we] are suffering and hard up for things.”

“Gold and silver will be valued against commodities and other things of value,” he writes in an email. “A half ounce of silver gets you five pounds of fish or a pound of honey or something like that.

Even primitive free markets mainly exist for the process called ‘price discovery’” — wherein buyers and sellers determine a transaction price for a specific item at a given time.

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“The more you get into this,” says Eric Hanson, president of Hanson & Doremus Investment Management in Burlington, “the more the world becomes a scary place, because everything is like the Wizard of Oz behind the curtain. Because it’s all a made-up thing — paper currency, gold, whatever it is. In the final analysis, we just hope that it’s going to be worth what we think it’s worth.”

So, really, it’s just a matter of crossing my fingers and hoping that when the nuclear winter comes, I’ll have found some practical use for my gold booty. Luckily, gold has a number of physical properties that make it more than just flashy bling.

It’s the most malleable and ductile metal, as well as corrosion resistant and highly conductive. (Today, the 10 percent of gold that isn’t someone’s jewelry or investment is used for industrial purposes.)

When the SHTF, I can take my coins and melt them down to build a circuit board to communicate with the mother ship. Or perhaps I can hammer out a sweet grill to replace the teeth that will have rotted out of my mouth. I could even beat some into gold leaf and use it to paint Byzantine-style icons, which will serve no functional purpose after Armageddon but sure will look pretty.

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Sound like a hard sell?

Possibly, because a dish of silvery little fish can bring to mind a pungent flavor not quite as enticing as that of, say, a creamy, basil-flecked pasta dish or a lightly charred lamb chop.

One spring afternoon just about a year ago, Lisa Gosselin, the editorial director of Charlotte’s EatingWell Media Group, was pondering sardines after editing contributor Carl Safina’s piece “Sea Change,” which touts them as a sustainable seafood choice. “We looked at all of the data and said, ‘Wow, this is a superfood everyone should be eating,’” says Gosselin. After all, sardines are richer in omega-3 oils than either salmon or tuna, ounce for ounce.

Gosselin talked with EatingWell’s Hilary Meyer, an assistant editor of food, a recipe developer and one of a handful of staff bloggers. Meyer drew on her Scandinavian background in a blog post for Yahoo titled “The #1 Food You Should Eat (and Probably Don’t).”

Meyer’s pitch for sardines struck a nerve, receiving 500,000 hits in a matter of days. Some of those ferried readers back to the EatingWell website, where they found recipes contributed by wellknown chefs or developed by staff.

It was a prime example of the platform-crossing ethos that in nine years has transformed EatingWell from an adless, quarterly print magazine into a thriving media organism that runs one of the top food websites in the country, garnering more than 2 million hits per month. EW has won six James Beard awards and has 11 cookbooks under its belt. This year its authors have again been nominated for three James Beard Awards, including one for the company’s latest cookbook, The Simple Art of EatingWell.

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That a publication can do this by running cover shots of virgin cherries, watermelon and oranges surprises at a time when many media outlets are showcasing “healthified” comfort food.

“We’re the only magazine in America that has a food of less than 100 calories on the cover,” says Gosselin, holding up the photo of neon-green raw asparagus that graces the April 2011 EatingWell.

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Yet the magazine is just half of a sprawling effort. EW draws the other half of its profits from its website — fed by daily blog posts for partners the Huffington Post, Yahoo and AOL — and from custom publishing projects that repurpose vetted recipes and content for supermarkets (such as Price Chopper), private firms and the military.

EW’s recipe-laden “Eating Healthy Your Way,” for instance, is the only consumer publication distributed in army commissaries.

Some of the content EW packages for its many audiences is nuggetized and easily digestible — think “Recipes to Trim Your Waistline” and “10 Easy Ways to Meet the New Dietary Guidelines.”

Other articles and recipes come from prominent voices such as nutritionist Marion Nestle, environmentalist Bill McKibben, and chefs Mario Batali, Bobby Flay and others. The common theme running through these diverse recipes and stories is a concern with the intersection of food and health, a strategic place from which EW rarely strays. Its dietary theory comes with practical recommendations — recipes — and vice versa.

In the case of the humble sardine, for example, those who found the blog post on Yahoo could click back to EW’s site for a handful of recipes, such as Tomato Toast With Sardines and Mint. That recipe was provided by Washington,

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D.C., chef Barton Seaver and, like every one in the magazine, was exhaustively tested in the EW test kitchen.

This aromatic room, with its bank of refrigerators and gas and electric stoves, its hundreds of cookbooks, and its three hulking kitchen islands, is the heart of EW’s offices. Here, a handful of recipe developers originate, assemble, sauté, bake or grill the recipes that end up in the magazine, on the site and in the cookbooks — often in all three.

One recent afternoon, deputy food editor Jessie Price gathers with recipe developers Meyer and Patti Cook for the first taste of a crab roll — essentially a lobster roll made with crabmeat. The dish is slated to appear in an upcoming installment of the magazine’s front-of -book section on weeknight meals that will focus on no-cook recipes.

Price bites into a wheat roll filled with a dollop of crabmeat blended with low-fat mayonnaise, lemon zest and juice, shallot, celery, chives and a dash of Tabasco. Lacy, red lettuce leaves poke from the side.

“I think it’s surprisingly delicious,” says Price. The women launch into a discussion of what kind of crabmeat to use, and which is easiest to find in the supermarket. Cook takes notes.

“We use Price Chopper as a benchmark in terms of a standard, large supermarket,” explains test-kitchen manager Stacy Fraser.

The EW recipe developers regularly tap some of the company’s 36 Charlotte employees for taste tests. The magazine’s typical demographic is female, ages 40 to 50, educated and relatively affluent — as well as busy. But the trio of twentysomething female staffers who come in to sample the crabmeat roll affirm its appeal.

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Since Sahara closed on Church Street at the turn of this century, Burlingtonians have had to head to big cities for Middle Eastern fare. That will change this month when a Persian restaurant opens in the North Winooski Avenue space recently left vacant by North END rotIssErIE. Farah obErlENDEr opened Farah’s MIDDlE EastErN FooDs

be served as sandwiches on homemade barbari flatbread.

Diners can get tomato-based meatballs and elegant rice casseroles all day, but the most complex dishes will be served on weekends to the strains of live music.

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It’s been a long, strange trip for rIvEr ruN — and for its owner, IgNacIo ruIz. Last July, locals were startled when he transformed the longtime Plainfield brunch spot into a tapas restaurant named tasca. The concept proved less than successful and, on March 1 of this year, Ruiz reopened River Run, serving its trademark catfish and breakfast.

But apparently it was too late for an old favorite to rise from the ashes. On April 3, Ruiz closed River Run for good. “It’s a sad thing,” says manager rhoNNa gablE. “[Ruiz] bought this business when it was in trouble, and it became a financial albatross to him.”

Ruiz now has bigger fish to fry. On May 1, he’ll open a new restaurant in the space formerly occupied

by Montpelier’s black Door bar aND bIstro. He’ll keep a similar atmosphere and retain part of the name — though he’s not sure yet, Ruiz says, he likes the sound of taPEo at thE black Door.

“Tapear” is the Spanish verb meaning “to get tapas,” and the bar portion of the restaurant will specialize in Spanish small bites like the ones Ruiz prepared at Tasca. He says to expect a wide-ranging cocktail menu and a booming music scene similar to that at the old Black Door.

Chef Ruiz is particularly jazzed about his bistro dinner menu. Fare will feature Spanish dishes such as breaded halibut with thinly sliced potato chips in saffron sauce and seared salmon with caper relish.

Ruiz plans to offer other Mediterranean cuisine, too, including weekly pasta and risotto specials, and Greek dishes, such as dolmas and one of his favorites, braised lamb shank with rosemary and port.

All this will be made with local ingredients, says the chef — produce from the caPItal cIty FarMErs MarkEt and beef exclusively from grEENFIElD hIghlaND bEEF in Plainfield.

Along with his favorite beef, the entire (closing) River Run staff will follow Ruiz to Montpelier. PhIl gENtIlE, the former Black Door proprietor, will greet guests as manager, at least early in the new restaurant’s life.

“I want people to feel like they’re coming back to the same place, even though it’s different,” says Ruiz.

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At the Johnson spot, Oberlender sourced most of her ingredients in Vermont, from meats and veggies to eggs. She hopes to continue that practice and find a butcher in the area who can provide her with local halal meat, which she would serve to the local Muslim community on “halal days” at the restaurant.

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Farah Oberlender says her menu will be greatly expanded from that of her tiny Johnson restaurant and will include 20 different kebabs, with five or six available each day. At lunch, they’ll

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Cook watches them carefully, pen in hand. One calls the dish “bright and summery tasting,” while another admits that, though she rarely eats seafood, she might try this again.

While this recipe may seem successful on the first try, most are tested five to seven times for flavor, texture, ease of assembly and visual appeal. “We try to simplify the recipe as much as possible,” says Fraser, as she watches recipe developer Carolyn Casner skewer chunks of lamb and eggplant for an upcoming feature on kebabs.

Even when the recipes come from chefs, “We sometimes try to poke holes in [them],” Casner says, to make sure they can be made easily with ingredients most people keep in their cupboards.

Finally, EW’s three staff nutritionists analyze each dish to make sure it stays within stringent fat, sodium and nutritional parameters.

A new recipe continues its journey toward publication in the neighboring photo studio, where a hodgepodge of colorful plates, mugs and bowls line the walls.

Here, photographer Ken Burris will try to capture every bead of moisture on a grilled pork chop, the slow ooze of cherries over the side of a waffle and, eventually, even the creamy sheen of a low-fat crabmeat roll.

The lush photos have stuck with EW through its various incarnations.

The magazine was founded in 1990 by Charlotte resident James M. Lawrence, who parted ways with the publication about a year later. “He was probably ahead of his time,” says Gosselin of Lawrence, a creative fulcrum who has founded several publications and publishing companies, including Harrowsmith Country Life magazine.

In 1999, then-publisher Hachette Filipacchi shuttered the magazine due to what a company rep called “a lack of circulation and advertising support.”

In 2002, Lawrence began to consider

reviving it after EatingWell’s former nutrition editor, Elizabeth Hiser, proposed the idea to him.

Hiser later died in a car accident.

At her memorial on Mount Philo — attended by many former EW staffers — Lawrence was moved to revive the magazine. “Seeing how deeply all these people cared about Betsy, who was the personification of EatingWell, I vowed to try to bring the magazine back, as she so passionately wanted,” writes Lawrence in an email. cOurtesy OF eatingwell

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Two years later, using $750,000 in venture capital from a consortium of private and local investors — including Shelburne’s Fresh Tracks Capital — Lawrence revived the title. The key partnerships with other media outlets began shortly after the magazine’s relaunch, some spearheaded by Larry Sommers, the general manager of business development.

Lawrence has left the company for personal reasons and now serves as editor and publisher of CORAL: The Reef Marine Aquarium Magazine.

Gosselin joined EW in 2006 after serving as executive editor or editorin-chief of a raft of publications, including Islands, Audubon and Bicycling magazines.

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longer head to Johnson for Middle Eastern fare, but late last year they got a new option. WarnEr’s GallEry in Wells River still serves sticky buns and fills its salad bar with more than 50 items.

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“The entire world is gradually moving closer to our space,” she observes.

What about ink-and-paper purists who worry that EW’s resurgence as a profitable online content provider spells the eventual end of the magazine and its high standards?

For them, Gosselin offers assurances.

“Print is where we start most of our stories,” she says.

But stories that only appear in print can “die” in just a few months. “We find ways to make that story live on — on the web or in a book or [distributed] by a health care company that has to educate their employees,” Gosselin says.

As the story makes the rounds of various media, it uses its EW origin as a calling card. “[Other companies] know the recipes have been vetted, researched and fact-checked,” Gosselin explains.

“There are tons of sites out there, but the foundation recipe we give you, you know it’s going to work.”

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EatingWell Media Group remains private, so Gosselin doesn’t disclose revenues. But she does note that the group turned a corner into the black in 2009, at a time when the rest of the publishing industry was contracting.

“It was the worst year for media, when Gourmet was on its final legs. We were lucky — we had no layoffs,” says Gosselin.

The company remains profitable today.

EW filled one of the roles Gourmet abandoned when that other glossy publication met its demise — it runs feature stories on food history, origins and production. This year, two such features are nominated for James Beard awards: Rachael Moeller Gorman’s “Captain of the Happier Meal” and Safina’s “Sea Change.”

“I really appreciate that they dig a little deeper than most publications and really try to provide insight and education in their pieces,” says renowned Northern California chef John Ash, an EW contributor.

The nutritional and culinary education EW provides may seem like a no-brainer to many Vermonters.

But travel up Route 7 from EW’s headquarters to the Price Chopper in South Burlington, and the bottles of Coca-Cola Zero and frozen pizzas that fill carts reveal another reality, in which not everyone can afford to buy fresh produce, and not everyone wants to.

Gosselin and Price say it doesn’t have to be that way. “We analyze our recipes, and most of them come in under $3 a meal,” says Gosselin. She adds that the

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he fish dinner at St. Ambrose Parish in Bristol is a little more expensive than the typical Lenten Downtown Burlington meal offered by churches in Lower Church St • 859-9998 Vermont. That’s because theirs is all Essex Junction you can eat. On what is essentially a 137 Pearl Street • 872-9998 fast day until supper, according to the Vatican’s Code of Canon Law, an invitation to potential gluttony may seem surprising. But it certainly brings out the hordes, Catholic or 12v-vietnamrestaurant111010-1.indd 1 11/4/10 11:02 AM otherwise.

Last Friday evening, the bright basement at St. Ambrose, still decorated with faux pine branches and lights from Christmas, was packed to the gills with diners supping on ecumenically acceptable fare.

Local, Organic, Ethically-Raised Meats Dinner for adults was $12. Father Order your Summer CSA Pierre LaVallee, the priest in charge

by May 1st and get of the assembled flock, stood $10–$25 OFF behind me in line. “How much for a Delivering weekly to: Burlington & Montpelier! member of the clergy and a senior?”

Healthy & Nutritious Eggs, he asked the parishioners selling Beef, Pork, Chicken, tickets, indicating his clerical collar.

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With or without respect, I was ready to eat all the fish I could. At its fish fries, held every other week during Lent, the 12v-tangletownFarm032311.indd 1 3/21/11 1:43 PMparish of St. Ambrose offers fried and baked planks of haddock. The church has been fish frying for 12 years, since a parishioner proposed it, and the business of feeding the community keeps LARGE VARIETY OF GENUINE getting bigger. St. Ambrose now owns MOTOR SCOOTERS IN STOCK its own frying equipment — enough, in • 100-150 miles fact, that the church had to purchase an per gallon outdoor tent to house it.

• Two year I presented my ticket at the cafeteriawarranty style window and asked the lady doling on all new scooters out fish for samples of both baked and fried versions. She placed two pieces of each in a paper container, then covered them with a heap of fries and urged me to come back for more. I also nabbed a smaller container filled with coleslaw Blur High Performance and a roll.

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But people who went out for burgers would be missing the fun.

Though prebattered, the peanutoil-fried haddock at St. Ambrose was firm, crispy and flavorful, a perfectly acceptable meat alternative.

The baked pieces fared less well, and had a fishier flavor and slightly mushy texture. On this supposed fast day, the unlimited fries and fish left me nearly incapacitated. Of course, the sweet, almost doughnutlike roll didn’t help (or hurt), either.

At least the coleslaw provided some roughage. The vinegar-based salad of cabbage and carrots got its standout flavor from the addition of garlic and onion powders.

As a gentleman with a cane and an anti-Obama shirt that read “Change It Back” filled his plate with the last of the fish, I decided it was time to try dessert. The parishioner manning the table encouraged me to sample all four varieties of brownie. While they tasted as if they’d all begun as the same Duncan Hines mix, the variation in quality was staggering. One brownie had crisp edges and a chewy center; another was too dry to eat. Confetti cakes with white and brown frostings and German chocolate and vanilla cakes filled the rest of the table.

At meal’s end, parishioner Martha Hanson asked if I’d enjoyed myself.

Hanson takes Fridays off work during Lent to prepare the fish fries, starting in the early morning. I told her I’d liked the fish and the positive vibes from the cooperative crew of more than a dozen fellow parishioners, all in official fish-fry aprons.

Of all of the fish fries happening in Vermont’s churches, Hanson was surprised I’d chosen hers. “Somebody was leading you to this one,” she suggested.

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the unlimited fries and fish left me nearly incapacitated. with ketchup. I also picked up a pat of Cabot butter and a petite cup of homemade tartar sauce.

At another window, members of the youth ministry offered Pepsi products in paper cups. Nearby, a woman sold home-baked desserts.

To stay close to the necessities, I pulled up a chair at the picnic table nearest to the spread of sweets, facing a bronze interpretation of da Vinci’s “The Last Supper.” At 6 p.m., it was one of the only tables not yet filled with seniors and families with small children. Religiously speaking, these demographics seemed odd. According to the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, only people between the ages of 18 and 60 need to adhere to the Lenten meat-on-Friday ban. (In other countries, Catholics start observing at age 14. Here, apparently, you have to be able to vote to make the choice to eschew meat.)

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ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On March 30, 2011, Chittenden Solid Waste District, filed application #4C0400-19A for a Project generally described as: an increase in the size of the compost pad by 4,500 sf and relocation of the proposed bagging building and insulate and heat that building. The Project is located on Redmond Road in the Town of Williston, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are

available for review at the Williston Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb. state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before April 19, 2011, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information.

Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised.

Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

COMPREHENSIVE DEVELOPMENT ORDINANCE -Downtown Mixed Use Residential District Setback ZA 11-07 1st reading: 03/28/11 Rules suspended and placed in all stages of passage: 03/28/11 Action: adopted Date: 03/28/11 Signed by Mayor: 03/29/11 Published: 04/06/11 Effective: 04/27/11 That Appendix A, Comprehensive Development Ordinance, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Sec. 4.4.1 and Table 4.4.1-1 thereof to read as follows: Sec. 4.4.1 (a)

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Dimensional Standards and Density: The density and intensity of development, dimensions of building lots, the heights of buildings and their setbacks from property boundary lines, and the limits on lot coverage within the Downtown Mixed Use districts shall be governed by the standards as defined in Table 4.4.1-1 below:

Table 4.4.1-1 Dimensional Standards and Intensity.

As written except as indicated in the footnotes below 1 Floor area ratio is defined and described in Art 5. Bonuses for additional FAR where available are described in section (d)67 below. Actual maximum build out potential may be reduced by site plan and architectural design considerations of Art 6.

2 Structures shall be setback a minimum of 15 feet along any property line that abuts a residential zoning district pursuant to the requirements of (d)6 below.

3 Minimum building height shall be 30-feet and 3 stories. Measurement of and exceptions to height standards are found in Art 5. Bonuses for additional building height where available are described in section (d)67 below.

Any portion of a building over 45-feet in height shall be setback from the front property line pursuant to the requirements of (d)2 4 below.

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Residential District Setback Structures shall be setback a minimum of 15-feet from any property line that abuts a residential zoning district. (Exceptions to yard setback requirements can be found in (Sec. 5.2.5 (b)) Where a structure, legally existing before 1 January 2011, already encroaches into the required residential district setback for the Residential High-Density District (RH), the DRB may permit, subject to design review, additions to the pre-existing encroaching structure provided:

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by April 19, 2011.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning

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· the addition does not project farther into the residential district setback towards the RH district boundary than the pre-existing encroachment. In no event shall the encroachment of the addition be less than 5 feet from the boundary line; and, · the height of any addition does not exceed the height of the pre-existing encroachment or 35-feet whichever is less.

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Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 31st day of March 2011.

By /s/Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@ state.vt.us

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MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On March 30, 2011, William Kalanges filed application #4C1244 for a project generally described as The conversion of 5,500 s.f. of existing commercial space into six one-bedroom apartments (five units on the second floor and one unit on the first floor).

The remainder of the existing space will continue to be commercial. The project is located at 15B Maple Street in the Village of Essex Junction, VT. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application

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and proposed permit are available for review at the Essex Junction Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below.

The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/ lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before Monday, April 25, 2011, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the

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address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information.

Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised.

Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Monday, April 25, 2011.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 1st day of April, 2011.

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Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie. monaghan@state. vt.us NOTICE OF SALE According to the terms and conditions of a Judgment Order, Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale in the matter of New England Federal Credit Union v. Nancy M. Aucoin and Any Tenants Residing at 507 Cilley Hill Road, Underhill, VT, Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Unit, Civil Division, Docket No. S1437-10 Cnc, foreclosing a mortgage given by Nancy M. Aucoin to New England Federal Credit Union dated August 22, 2006 and recorded in Volume 155, Page 1 of the Underhill Land Records (the Mortgage), the real estate with an E-911 address of 507 Cilley

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Hill Road, Underhill, Vermont (the Property) will be sold at public auction at 10:00 a.m. on May 9, 2011 at the location of the Property.

The Property to be sold is all and the same land and premises described in the Mortgage, and further described as follows: All and the same lands and premises conveyed by warranty deed of Fernand G. Comtois and Marie-Paule Comtois to Nancy M. Aucoin dated June 29, 2001 and recorded in Volume 105, Page 477 of the Underhill land records.

The Property may be subject to easements, rights-of-way of record and other interests of record.

Terms of Sale: The Property will be sold to the highest bidder, who will pay $10,000.00 at sale in cash, certified, treasurer’s or cashier’s check made

payable to Kohn Rath Blackwood & Danon, LLP Client Trustee Account (or by wire transfer, if arrangements for wire transfer are made in advance, confirmation of wire transfer is available before commencement of sale and bidder pays additional fees required for wire transfer) and will pay the balance of the highest bid price within thirty (30) days of the issuance of an Order of Confirmation by the Vermont Superior Court. The successful bidder will be required to sign a Purchase Agreement and attached Vermont Lead Law Real Estate Transaction Disclosures. Copies of the Agreement and Disclosures are available by calling the telephone number below. If the successful bidder fails to complete the purchase of the Property as required by the Purchase Agreement, the $10,000.00 deposit will be forfeited to Plaintiff.

The Property is sold “AS IS” and the successful bidder is required to purchase the Property whether or not the Property is in compliance with local, state or federal land use laws, regulations or permits. Title to the Property will be conveyed without warranties by Order of Confirmation. This sale is exempt from federal lead based hazards disclosure.

24 CFR Section 35.82.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the Property at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the Mortgage, including the costs and expenses of sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Kohn Rath Blackwood & Danon, LLP 802-482-2905.

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SPECIAL EDUCATION RECORDS DESTRUCTION NOTICE The Grand Isle Supervisory Union is about to destroy special education records of students who have moved or graduated. If you received special education in the Grand Isle Supervisory Union prior to July 1, 2003 and wish to obtain your records, you must do so prior to May 1, 2011. After that date the remaining records will be destroyed. For further information call Gwyn Winchell, Grand Isle Supervisory Union at 802-372-6921. Please call Gwyn prior to pick up since the files are in storage.

IMPORTANT: Please be advised that some of the information contained in this file may be needed later on for other purposes such as eligibility for Social Security Disability benefits.

STATE OF VERMONT DISTRICT OF CHITTENDEN PROBATE COURT DOCKET NO. 3355 IN RE THE ESTATE OF LEO L. ROY LATE OF WILLISTON, VERMONT NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of the estate of Leo L. Roy late of Williston, VT. I have been appointed as personal representative of the above named estate.

All creditors having claims against estate must present their claims in writing within four months of the first publication of this notice.

The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy filed with the register of the Probate Court.

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Signed David M. Sunshine Print Name: Law Office of David M. Sunshine, PC Address: 26 Bridge Street, P.O. Box 900 Richmond, VT 05477 Telephone: (802)434-3796 Name of the Publication: Seven Days First Publication Date: 3/30/11 Second Publication Date: 4/6/11 Address of Probate Court: Probate Court, District of Chittenden Main Street, P.O. Box 511 Burlington, VT 05402 The contents of storage unit(s) 01-04470 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 14th of the month of April, 2011 to satisfy the debt of Mary & Donald Hartman.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

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OUTRIGHT VERMONT FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP For family members of youth who are navigating the process of coming out as gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning are invited to attend.

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Please call the center with questions- 802 658 9440. This group will be meeting every other week. Future dates: 4/21 and 5/5.

DIVORCE CARE CLASSES Divorce is a tough road. Feelings of separation, betrayal, confusion, anger and self-doubt are common.

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THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS Burlington Chapter TCF which meets on the 3rd Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. at 277 Blair Park Road, Williston - for more information call Dee Ressler, 802 660-8797. Rutland Chapter TCF which meets on the 1st Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. at Grace Congregational Church, West St., Rutland, VT - for more information call Susan Mackey, 802 446-2278. Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) also serves bereaved parents with monthly peer support groups, with short-term educational consultations and referrals to local grief and loss counselors. HVS is located in the Marble Works district in Middlebury. Please call 802-388-4111 for more information about how to connect with appropriate support services.

TRANS GUY’S GROUP Every fourth Monday, RU12? Community Center, 20 Winooski Falls Way, Champlain Mill, 1st Floor, Winooski, 6-7:30pm.

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SOCIAL SUPPORT GROUP FOR LGBTQ PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES Come together to talk, connect, and find support around a number of issues including coming out, socializing, challenges around employment, safesex, self advocacy, choosing partners, discovering who you are, and anything else that you would like to talk about. Tuesdays at 4:30pm at the RU12? Community Center, located in

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MANAGER OF PUBLISHING TECHNOLOGY Dartmouth Journal Services provides journal production management, page layout and web-publishing file preparation services for some of the most prestigious scientific, technical and medical journals in the country.

We are looking for a Manager of Publishing Technology to join our leadership team. The position is responsible for managing development and implementation of publishing technology solutions and information technology infrastructure group within our company.

Primary responsibilities include: direct and supervise Technology Development team; lead technology projects, such as development of XML workflows, new media and customer facing web-enabled publishing tools; lead development and maintenance of STM (scientific technical medical) content delivery solutions for mobile devices; coordinate efforts of both internal and external software development personnel; direct and supervise internal IT staff, collaborate closely with leadership and sales teams, provide customer support to representatives, technology and business consultants, and select customers.

Ideal candidate would possess: In-depth knowledge of emerging publishing technologies, standards and methodologies; minimum five years of experience in software development; three years leading software 4:18:59 PM development projects, ideally in an STM publishing environment; five years of supervisory experience and proven project management skills; strong background in Microsoft SQL and .NET, PERL, C#, Visual Basic; knowledge of MAC and PC operating systems; bachelor’s degree in related field. For more information about our company and complete position description, please visit our website: www.dartmouthjournals.com.

Seeking two hygienists To apply, please send your cover letter and resume to: (one temporary/one full time) careers.djs@sheridan.com, attn: Elena Spensley, Human for our general practice.

Resources, Five Pilgrim Park, Suite 5 Waterbury, VT 05676. EOE Join this dynamic team committed to providing outstanding adult patient 5v-dartmouthjournalMGR-040611.indd 1 4/4/11 3:45:21 PM care. If you are a licensed FULL & PART-TIME POSITIONS AVAILABLE hygienist who is caring and We are a locally owned grocery store and VT state liquor outlet located in the heart of Richmond dependable and wants to Village. Community, family, and socially responsible objectives are very important to us. We are seeking highly motivated, friendly, and hardworking individuals who take pride in helping others and contribute to your patients’ thrive on a job well done. The following positions are available: overall dental well-being, EXPERIENCED MEAT CUTTER (Full-Time) email or send your resume EXPERIENCED PRODUCE ASSOCIATE (Full-Time) and cover letter. Competitive DELI CLERK (Part-Time) salary and benefits.

BACK DOOR RECEIVER (Approx. 30 hours) Diane Dutra Timberlane Dental Group 60 Timber Lane S. Burlington, VT 05403 ddutra@timberlanedental.com Fax: (802) 862-8942 www.timberlanedental.com

Flexible availability, excellent customer service skills, and willingness to be part of a team required!

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Ca r i n g P e o P l e Wa n t e d ASSISTANT RESTAURANT MANAGER Experienced ESTHETICIANS, Part time* COSMETOLOGIST / NAIL TECHNICIAN, Part time* HOUSEKEEPERS & PUBLIC SPACE CLEANERS, Full time BANQUET COOKS, Seasonal PM LINE COOKS, Seasonal MASSAGE THERAPISTS, On-call Seasonal GARdENERS

* must be Vermont Board Certified Weekend availability required.

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Home Instead Senior Care, a provider of non-medical companionship and home helper services to seniors in their homes, is seeking friendly, cheerful, and dependable people. CAREGivers assist seniors with companionship, light housekeeping, meal preparation, personal care, errands, and more.

Part-time, flexible scheduling, including: Daytime, evening, weekend and overnight shifts currently available. No heavy lifting.

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Director of Marketing and Media Relations

Year-round, full-time positions. Good wages and benefits. Pay negotiable with experience. Women and minorities encouraged to apply.

Apply in person: A.C. Hathorne Co. 252 Ave. C, Williston, VT 802-862-6473

DCF ContraCt Care CoorDinator Northeastern Family Institute St. Albans has an opening for a DCF Contract Care Coordinator. Responsibilities include child/ parent contact support, support to parents and foster parents, community skills work with children, and team-based coordination. We need an independent person with strong communication skills who is able to pay attention to details and understand how to work with diverse family systems.

Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in psychology or a related field required. Training in Family Time Coaching, Family Safety Planning and Family Group Conferencing a plus. Come join a close-knit team of dedicated service providers who are committed to children and families.

If you are interested in this position, call Kate Silberfeld at 524-1700, or submit cover letter and resume to Kate Silberfeld, NFI St Albans, 12 Fairfield Hill Rd., St. Albans, VT, 05478, or katesilberfeld@nafi.com.

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experience in graphic design, press release creation, cultivation of media and publication production is required. AdditionAl preferred SkillS: a background in blogging and a familiarity and knowledge of social media as a marketing tool. Candidates must be able to work in a fast-paced environment as part of a team, surrounded by engaged and motivated students. full time with benefits. Salary is commensurate with experience. for more information, and to apply, please go to www.schoolspring.com.

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position. The successful candidate will have demonstrated experience in both direct and indirect supervision of employees.

A previous history of team building and employee development is essential. The position requires long-range planning capabilities.

Advanced written and verbal communication skills along with highly developed computer skills are essential. The candidate should be open to direction and a collaborative work style coupled with an intense commitment to getting the job done.

A college degree is preferred, but candidates with equivalent management experience will be considered. Bring your leadership skills to one of the countryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s leading energy companies.

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Do you thrive in a diverse, fast paced environment with an emphasis on excellent patient care? Then our office is for you. We are seeking a highly motivated

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Vermont Commons School in South Burlington is seeking a fulltime marketing and media professional to create and build upon brand awareness for our independent school.

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Experience preferred, but willing to train the right candidate. Weekend availability a must.

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Course Production Specialist Temporary (to June 30, 2011) Part-time (30 hours per week)

Champlain College seeks a qualified individual to assist with producing online courses in the College's online Learning Management System (LMS) Angel and to provide technical assistance to faculty. Meet task objectives and production timelines; monitor and expedite the processing of courses during production, assure conformity of course materials to quality standards; check own work consistently for accuracy and completeness. Work in a professional, collaborative role with instructional designers and other team members; provide friendly, knowledgeable support to end users, including faculty and students.

The successful candidate will have prior experience fielding support calls and emails, excellent writing, editing and documentation skills as well the ability to pay close attention to detail and deadlines. Must have a positive approach to customer service and the ability to effectively complete tasks and projects on schedule. Prior experience using Learning Managements System(s), preferably Angel, proficiency with HTML, editing tools for Web text and graphics, and principles for creating accessible and usable Web pages is a plus.

This is a temporary position until June 30, 2011, with a possibility of extension to December 31, 2011, depending on incumbent performance and availability of funding. To apply, please submit your resume and cover letter online at www. champlain.edu/hr. The successful completion of a criminal background check is required as a condition of employment.

Position open until filled.

Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Shared Living Provider Opportunities

Do you live in Chittenden County and want to make a difference in someone’s life?

LNAs Part time (days) Part time (every other weekend)

CUSTOMER SERVICE/OFFICE MANAGER

If you believe in resident-centered care, Wake Robin is looking for you. Staff at Wake Robin work in dynamic residential and long-term care environments dedicated to providing high-quality, residentcentered care. Wake Robin offers an excellent compensation and benefits package, and an opportunity to build strong relationships with staff and residents in a supportive community setting.

Candidates must be licensed to practice in the State of Vermont.

All health care staff are responsible for rotating weekend shifts.

Interested candidates, please email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to HR, (802) 264-5146. EOE

Busy children’s toy manufacturer seeks experienced, highly organized person to manage all aspects of customer service, order entry, invoicing and accounts receivable.

If you like working in a fastpaced environment, have at HowardCenter’s Shared Living Provider program matches people with least three years’ experience developmental disabilities with individuals, couples or families to provide a home, in a similar position, and day-to-day assistance and individualized support needs.

4t-WakeRobin040611.indd 1 4/4/11 3:51:25 PM excellent computer and communications skills, please Couple neeDeD to provide a home for an engaging, empathetic 15-year-old girl with he Lodge at Shelburne Bay and The Lodge at Otter Creek are premier adult send letter and resume to an autism spectrum disorder. Patience, structure, good boundaries and perseverance living communities located in Vermont. We are now hiring for a variety resumes@richfrog.com. of positions at all levels.

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with ASD helpful. She loves horseback riding, animals and helpful activities. Generous stipend/living allowance provided, along with a cohesive schedule including school and staff workers. Lisa Peterson, (802) 488-6550.

ShareD living proviDer sought for active 23-year-old woman with PDD and co-occurring mental illness. This dedicated equestrian requires a couple or single person without children living at home who is looking for a professional stay-athome career. Provider will be an integral part of a multidisciplinary team providing innovate self-care and independent living skills. Ideal home is located in rural Chittenden County (Jericho/Underhill) and will welcome her yellow-lab-mix therapy dog. Very generous stipend coupled with room and board and respite budget make this an exciting professional opportunity. Anne Vernon, (802) 488-6309.

Bullrock Corporation, an equal opportunity employer. We offer a range of benefits, opportunity for advancement and full and part time positions.

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LPN & RN positions available.

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Please send resumes to: Sterling College, a small liberal arts Single female or Couple sought to provide home for 20-year-old woman Rose Cleveland rcleveland@lodgeatottercreek.com college in Craftsbury Common, Vt., invites with an active social network. This high school student enjoys animals and The Lodge at Otter Creek • 350 Lodge Road • Middlebury, VT 05753 applications for one part-time www.lodgeatottercreek.com making art and is working on building independent living skills. Providers must set and maintain clear boundaries and have no children or other clients living in the OCSH_Web_Class_RN_4.11.indd 1 4/1/11 1:33 PM home. Experience supporting individuals with challenging behaviors, including potential aggression, is required. Comprehensive team support and after school4t-lodge040611.indd 1 4/4/11 11:47 AM staff included. Ideal home is in suburban neighborhood or rural setting within 20 F.W. Webb, New England’s largest wholesale to teach during this summer’s Vermont’s minutes of Burlington or Essex. Generous tax-free stipend and board and room distributor of plumbing, heating, and industrial supplies, Table program. payment included. Margot Smithson, (802) 488-6326. with over 70 locations, is seeking an Inside Sales Representative

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a female or a Couple sought to share their home with a 44-year-old male.

This family man is very independent and needs light assistance with meal preparation and minimal personal care prompting. Ideal home is in the Burlington area. He does best with flexible and lighthearted providers. Generous stipend and room/board payments. Marisa Hamilton, (802) 488-6571. home Sought for 20-year-olD man who enjoys staying active by shooting hoops, swimming at the Y and walking. Ideal home is in the Essex Jct. school district with no small children. Complete personal care is required for this nonverbal guy on the autism spectrum who enjoys pets, both large and small. He has day and after school support staff, a generous respite budget, and a tax-free annual stipend. Athena Westin, (802) 488-6322.

HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.

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at its Williston, VT location.

Sterling College also invites applications for one full-time

Inside Sales Representative The Inside Sales role involves a high level of customer interaction and is responsible for obtaining quotes, receiving and placing orders, communicating with manufacturers, and handling customer inquiries. For this particular position we are also looking for someone to provide Showroom Sales support as needed. In the showroom the individual will help generate sales by assisting customers in the selection, demonstration and ordering of product.

The successful candidate must be dedicated to ensuring a high level of customer service at all times. Strong communication skills, initiative, flexibility, follow-through and the ability to handle multiple tasks are also critical to this position. Industry and/or showroom experience is preferred.

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The Sisters of Mercy, a community of Roman Catholic women, are dedicated to helping those in need though education, advocacy, health care, housing, pastoral and social services.

Quality Inn in Shelburne is hiring.

Competitive pay, experience required.

Please apply in person at Quality Inn, 2572 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, and bring references.

Hiring for all positions, including directors.

The Northeast Community is currently seeking:

Leaps & Bounds is

PART-TIME PERSONAL CARE ASSISTANT

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Corporation, a nonprofit organization providing 8/16/10 1:28:20 1-GTO-stylist-033011.indd PM 1 3/28/11 2:55:43 PM housing and services to seniors and persons with disabilities in 24 communities throughout Vermont, is seeking a

looking for motivated, flexible team players to join our growing

To provide physical care and support services to the sisters at the Burlington location. Minimum of one year experience with geriatric care in a health care/retirement setting. Must be available to accommodate weekend and holiday shifts when needed.

SASH Coordinator

childcare team

PART-TIME KITCHEN COOK

Part time, 20-30 hours per week

To assist in kitchen operations and serving meals to the sisters at the Burlington location. Minimum of one year experience with geriatric care in a health care/retirement setting. Must be available to accommodate weekend and holiday shifts when needed.

Cathedral Square Senior Living, Burlington

The Support and Services at Home (SASH) model is to enhance the coordination of person-centered health and wellness services in order to assist residents to remain safely at home as their health and functional needs change. The SASH Coordinator will build trusting relationships with residents to develop a comprehensive knowledge of each resident and is the key communicator on site regarding the SASH model. The SASH Coordinator convenes regular meetings To perform a wide variety of tasks associated with cleaning of the of the SASH team, which includes designated staff members from facilities at the Burlington location. Must be available to accommodate community provider agencies to coordinate care and services for weekend and holiday shifts when needed.

SASH participants. The SASH Coordinator, in collaboration with the SASH team, develops the Community Healthy Aging Plan, which Please Contact Linda Chiasson at 802-863-6835. provides evidence-based programs to meet SASH participants’ identified needs. The SASH Coordinator’s day-to-day responsibilities fall into three broad categories of interventions that the SASH model combines and provides to SASH participants in a holistic manner: coordinated care, self-management education and transitions support.5v-sistersofmercy-040611.indd 1 4/4/11

in Essex, Williston, Milton and soon-to-be South Burlington locations. Must have experience, education and a sense of humor!

Pay based on education and experience.

Contact Krista at krista@leapsvt.com.

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The New School of Montpelier

PART-TIME HOUSEKEEPER

QuAlifiCATionS: Must possess a bachelor’s degree in social work or equivalent combination of background and experience. Previous experience coordinating services specifically for the senior client population is preferred. Knowledge of area resources and programs available to seniors, including transportation, health services and recreational activities is essential.

Administrative Assistant/Housing Specialist 30-40 hours per week South Burlington He/she acts as the primary contact for persons calling or visiting Cathedral Square’s main office. Responds to requests regarding general housing information by phone, e-mail and walk-ins. Receives calls from residents and enters maintenance requests into database. Provides administrative support to staff in the main office and the Board.

QuAlifiCATionS: Must possess an associate’s degree in business or related field and at least two years of general administrative experience supporting a director or similar position. Must possess a customer service orientation, the ability to communicate (verbally and in writing) effectively with others and work in an organized manner.

Proficiency with Microsoft office is required, must be able to type at least 40 wpm. Must possess a technical aptitude to troubleshoot phone and computer equipment/issues.

Submit resume or application to CSC, HR, 412 Farrell St., Suite 100, So. Burlington, VT 05403, or fax to 802-863-6661, or email to jobs@cathedralsquare.org. Check out all our current openings at www.cathedralsquare.org.

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is a small, independent school serving unique children and youth. We are recruiting individuals to join our diverse staff immediately, for July and August.

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Student Supervisors: Help students develop positive relationships, trust, and the academic, social and communication skills necessary to be successful in life; support students in class, employment and community activities; monitor students’ emotional states and implement behavioral strategies; and assist students with academic work.

A bachelor’s degree or five years’ experience after high school preferred. Candidates must have a valid driver’s license and reliable vehicle.

Criminal record checks will be conducted for final candidates.

Submit a resume to: The New School of Montpelier 11 West St. Montpelier, VT 05602 or email to ddellinger@9east.net EOE

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Saint Michael’s College is seeking an Associate Director of Facility Services/Custodial Services. This is a key managerial position responsible for the interior environment and safety of both academic and dormitory buildings for a residential campus of approximately 2,000 students. This position manages budgets, departmental supplies and equipment and provides the leadership for over 40 employees who work three shifts, seven days a week. The job involves detailed record keeping, training/teaching of staff, coordinates support of special event needs, hiring/terminating staff, setting quality controls, and organizing priorities within the custodial department.

The successful candidate must be able to work with many different people and always promote a positive image of the department and College. Flexible schedule a must. Must be able to resolve conflicts and issues while promoting Facilities as a service department.

Successful candidate must have strong communication skills as well as a basic understanding of Microsoft Office. Must possess a valid driver’s license, be able to work in confined spaces, be able to work from ladders or elevated platforms, and be able to lift 26 to 50 pounds. Offer of employment is contingent upon the successful completion of a background check, driver’s license check and pre-employment physical.

For full job description and to apply online go to http://smcvt.interviewexchange.com.

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Responsibilities include, but are not limited to: - At least 30-hours-per-week of cashier shifts - Ordering product - Billing/Invoicing - Ensuring proper pricing and sale strategies - Daily organizing — spreadsheets, data entry, banking, QuickBooks and confirming accuracy of all staff cash outs - Cashier duties, stocking, cleaning, food prep and dealing with the gasoline-related issues.

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MUST be flexible and able to be on call to fill shifts in every department. Must have a high school diploma or equivalent.

Associate’s degree preferred.

School Secretary

Williamstown Elementary School is seeking a friendly, cheerful, compassionate person to be the voice and the face of Williamstown Elementary School. Successful candidates must be highly organized; have good communication skills, excellent writing skills and comprehensive computer skills; and be a team player.

You will be eligible for paid vacation and holidays and other perks!

Please submit your resume with cover letter to: MuddyPawVT@gmail.com.

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The ideal candidate will have several years’ experience building large-scale websites and applications, matching business needs with underlying architecture to minimize technical debt and allow scalability, and developing custom modules in PHP/Drupal.

Requirements/Qualifications: · 5+ years of PHP development · Advanced experience with Drupal architecture, best practices and

Start date: August 1, 2011.

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Interested candidates should send a letter of interest, resume and three letters of reference by April 7, 2011, to:

Full time, Charlotte, Vt.

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The Tech Group, the human side of IT, is looking for an IT systems/network security engineer to add to its growing team of professionals. Ideally this candidate will have a minimum of 5 years, field experience.

Microsoft Windows Server, Exchange Server, Cisco, VMware and Citrix certifications are preferred but not mandatory for this position. The Tech Group offers a competitive salary with health, dental, vacation and a company match retirement package. We also provide our engineers with certified, professionally instructed course study to further their career development and attain their certifications.

This individual must be a hands-on, customer relations conscious self-starter, motivated in becoming a contributing member of our IT team. Please email resumes to: dboera@tgvt.net.

to join the team at our local Waterbury grill/convenience store/ gas station. The right candidate has retail management experience and is eager to learn all aspects of running this successful retail establishment.

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Full-time Cook

Natural Provisions is looking for a full-time cook to join our rapidly expanding kitchen operation. Experience with food preparation is necessary, and 4t-OrangeNorth033011.indd 1 exceptional customer service must be provided at all times.

Northwest Access TV

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coding standards St. Albans, Vt. 2+ years of Drupal module development Ability to work independently Experience with web service integrations, PHP OO programming Community Access Television studio seeks a highly and follow recipes a must.

Experience with MySQL administration, development and tuning Experince with organic and allorganized individual who enjoys public relations and has Experience with third-party applications/tools and integration natural products preferred, but video production and editing experience. The Programming Experience with Linux Systems Administration notcooking required.

Some evening and of ordering, MAnAger: experience, knowledge Coordinator plans all staff and studio schedules, develops Knowledge of web application security considerations weekend hours are as are required. pricing, inventory management andnecessary, menu planning

Deli Manager & Deli Assistants

To be considered for this job you: have several Drupal sites in a production state. have developed several Drupal modules. have working knowledge of web servers (Apache, IIS). have experience with source/version control systems.

Send resume to EatingWell Media Group 823A Ferry Rd., Charlotte, VT 05445 jobs@eatingwell.com

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new programming through community outreach, and is reliable transportation. works to produce a wide variety of shows. A minimum of an AssistAnt: cooking experience is required. associate’s degree and three years’ related experience are Must be able to multitask in a required. Some evening availability also required.

Both positions need familiarity with natural and organic products. fast-paced environment. Please provide a current resume or CV Send or email resume references Send cover letters, resumes and/or with at least threeand references to to: Natural Provisions links to video samples to info@naturalprovisions.com.

329 Harvest Lane, Suite 100, Williston, VT 05495 elizabeth_malone@comcast.net Weinfo@naturalprovisions.com provide a great atmosphere

by April 22, 2011. to work in and be a part of!

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Executive Assistant Seeking an executive assistant for the Editor of a bimonthly scholarly journal for a medical society with an international membership. Offices located in downtown Burlington, VT. Full-time position requires at least 2-3 years experience as an executive assistant, high proficiency with Microsoft Office Suite (including Access) and database management, and familiarity with medical terminology. Bachelor’s degree preferred. Candidate must be a professional, detail-oriented, self-starter, possessing excellent oral and written communication, interpersonal, and organizational skills, as well as a strong team player, able to work in tandem with the Editor and colleagues in Oak Brook, IL headquarters. Send cover letter and resume to Jessica Porter at jporter@rsna.org.

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Tire Technician We are in need of a Tire Technician for a

fast-paced, family-owned automotive service center. The right candidate will have a minimum of three years experience changing tires, have his/her own tools, be motivated and be a team player.

Please send resume to brian@washburnsauto.com.

No phone calls, please.

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Administrative Services Maintenance technician Immediate opening in the facilities department for an experienced, full-time maintenance worker. This person will perform general and preventative maintenance tasks, including, but not limited to, electrical, plumbing, carpentry, painting, HVAC equipment servicing, safety checks and moves at HowardCenter properties. Maintains a safe and healthy environment for staff and clients by identifying potential problems and correcting them, using vendors if needed. This position includes 24-hour emergency coverage rotation. GED required.

Must possess a valid Vermont driver’s license and have own reliable transportation.

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Vermont Local Roads Program at Saint Michael’s College seeks a full-time Program Director, beginning July 1, 2011. This position provides leadership for operation and administrative and fiscal management of Vermont Local Roads Program, a transportation, education and technology transfer center at Saint Michael’s College. The Director oversees day-to-day activities that include conducting education and outreach programs and technical assistance in a broad number of areas including transportation policy and planning, highway construction, infrastructure management, supervisory management, safety and workforce development. The Director fulfills marketing, evaluation and preparation of the annual work plan, monthly reports, annual budget and annual reports. He or she assists in the development of training materials to be presented at workshop and conferences throughout Vermont. The ability to work effectively with diverse organizations and individuals is required. Strategic thinking for managing, documenting and organizing multiple projects is necessary. Excellent communication, organization and writing skills are required.

Review of applications will begin April 18 and continue until the position is filled.

For full description and to apply, visit http://smcvt.interviewexchange.com.

training SpecialiSt—FSa 21-year-old woman who enjoys music, dance and Zumba, is looking for 15 hours of support in the Richmond/Essex areas. Focus of the work will be on building independent living skills. Ideal candidate is a near-peer-age female who enjoys an active lifestyle and will model appropriate behaviors. Schedule is in development.

Mental Health and Substance Abuse eMployMent counSelor Full-time position, working in an evidence-based supported employment program assisting individuals recovering from mental illness with their employment and education goals. Responsibilities include community-based assessment, skill and comfort level developing a wide range of jobs in the community, and a desire to work on a multidisciplinary team. Bachelor’s in human services, two years’ human service work experience, valid Vermont driver’s license, registered vehicle and knowledge of community resources required. Knowledge of the Burlington business community preferred. laboratory technician — chittenden clinic The Chittenden Clinic methadone program is seeking one female and one male lab technician. Primary responsibilities include collecting samples for drug testing, analyzing and reporting data, ordering supplies, and other administrative duties as needed. Candidate must be a reliable team player. Part-time afternoon positions. High school diploma required. patient care coordinator, chittenden clinic Full-time position available to provide case management services to patients in the Chittenden Clinic and conduct prescreens and various outcome assessments. Individual will also participate in staff meetings and behavioral intervention as needed and work with treatment providers and community support groups with the goal of coordinating care and accessing services. Bachelor’s degree required.

Senior clinician SubStance abuSe — chittenden clinic Full-time position to provide clinical services to clients with a substance abuse diagnosis, as well as to clients with co-occurring disorders. Individual will provide clinical evaluations and make referrals for clients to appropriate services; develop and review individualized treatment plans; provide clinical supervision to one or more colleagues; and perform clinical and/or administrative tasks, including completion of clinical records and follow-up on authorization of treatment services from managed care companies. Afternoon or evening coverage may be required. Master’s degree required.

Please visit our website at www.howardcentercareers.org for more details or to apply online. Applicants must apply for positions electronically. Paper applications are not accepted. Job positions are updated daily.

HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.

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MEDIA BUYER/PLANNER hmc² is a dynamic, integrated marketing group that develops and produces branding strategies, interactive campaigns, and traditional print and direct response programs. We’re seeking an experienced and talented media buyer/planner to join our team.

Currently seeking season-long applicants (early May through October) for the following positions:

Baker Assistant Pastry Chef Recreation Director PM Line Cook Banquet Manager *Housing and meals included.

Salary commensurate with experience.

For more information, please visit www.basinharborjobs.com and apply online.

Basin Harbor Club is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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MEDIA BUYER/PLANNER You should be an energetic, focused, team player able to manage multiple projects with extreme attention to detail.

The Media Buyer/ Planner will: • Plan and execute all media plans by negotiating the purchase of traditional and non-traditional media • Track media expenditures to ensure agency and client budget compliance and be able to perform post buy analysis • Traffic creative for all media • Research new media opportunities • Stay abreast of emerging trends • Support Media Director in high-level media planning strategies • Oversee media invoice reconciliation • Demonstrate experience in Strata, Excel, Advantage, Arbitron and other media buying and tracking tools.

Send resume and cover letter to: hr@hmc2agency.com No phone calls, please.

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Summer Camp Counselors Essex CHIPS and Teen Center, a community coalition of youth and adults that creates and runs programs to promote healthy youth, seeks two summer camp counselors to assist with implementation of our science, engineering and technology summer camp for middle schoolers, ages 11-14.

A SCIENCE or ENGINEERING background and/or experience with Lego Robotics kits is preferred, though not required.

40 hours/week — $12/hour.

Weeks of: June 13 (paid training); June 20 - July 1 (Session 1); July 11- July 22 (Session 2).

Maple Leaf Farm, an inpatient substance-abuse program, has the following positions open:

Full-time Licensed

Clinical Social Worker and/or master’s-level

Mental Health Professional with a CADC/LADC. Duties include group and individual addictions counseling and case management as well as IOP group facilitation.

Ideal candidate will have at least five years post-master’s experience providing substance abuse treatment to a diverse population of adults, excellent writing and group facilitation skills, and knowledge of short-term, cognitive behavioral treatment approaches with persons diagnosed with substance-use disorders and co-occurring mental-health disorders.

Email cover letter and resumes to MichaelZ@mapleleaf.org, or mail to: Michael A. Zacharias, Ph.D. — Clinical Director, Maple Leaf Farm, 10 Maple Leaf Rd., Underhill, VT 05489

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Physical Therapist

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Responsible for the daily functioning of the One-2-One Program, the overall coordination of the program and all of its components, including recruitment and management of volunteer drivers, grant management, etc. Experience preferred. Position requires solid writing and organizational skills, and computer proficiency in document applications and spreadsheets. Valid Vermont driver’s license required.

Submit cover letter and resume to H.R.

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Clinical Case Manager Assistant Education Director The Boys & Girls Club of Burlington is seeking qualified applicants for an Assistant Education Director position.

3:39:45 PMAn undergraduate degree in a relevant field is required.

Prior experience working with children and youth preferred.

We are an equal opportunity employer.

Qualified candidates can apply online at our website, www.cvmc.org.

For more information contact us at 802-371-4191.

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Custodian

Best Hospital Best Employer

One-2-One Program Coordinator

See our website for more information at www.essexchips.org, and email a resume and cover letter to mike@essexchips.org by April 23.

Send resume to Central Vermont Medical Center is seeking 62 Oak St. an experienced Physical Therapist to join our Burlington, VT 05401 Rehabilitation Department. This position is mmckenzie@bandgclub.org responsible for evaluating patients and developing an effective physical therapy program based upon physical assessment, sound judgment and 2v-BoysGirlsClub-033011.indd 1 3/25/11 12:54:19 PM psychological sensitivity. The ideal candidate will possess a Bachelor of Science, Master entry Champlain level degree, or DPT graduate of an accredited PT Valley Program. VT PT license required. Background in Union H.S. sports rehabilitation and aquatic therapy preferred. is seeking a This position is Part time, 64 hours bi-weekly on second shift the day shift. custodian.

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Hours: 3-11:30 p.m., M-F. Summer hours: 7:30 a.m.-4 p.m.

Pick up an application at the CVU Office, 369 CVU Rd., Hinesburg, VT 05461.

Call 802-482-7112 for more information.

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Laraway Youth & Family Services’ Substitute Care Program seeks individual to provide case management and community support for clients. Successful candidate will have clinical and/or mental health experience and be an organized, collaborative team builder with superior supervisory and leadership abilities. Group home, foster care and/or intensive therapeutic case management experience preferred. Competitive wages and a full benefits package.

Behavior Interventionists Immediate openings and openings beginning July 1.

The Backpack Program of Laraway Youth & Family Services is seeking skilled and motivated individuals to join our team. The interventionist will provide individualized support to a child or youth struggling to find success in public school due to social-emotional and behavioral challenges. The interventionist will provide support in social, recreational, and daily living skills in school, community and outdoor education settings.

Successful candidates will have enthusiasm and talent in implementing and engaging students in behavioral programming. B.A. is required for this position. This is a full-time position offering competitive wages and a full benefits package.

Submit letter of interest, resume and three references to: Human Resources Department Laraway Youth & Family Services PO Box 621, Johnson, VT 05656 Fax: 802-635-7273 Email: rhondas@laraway.org

LYFS is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Construction Superintendent

Program Director think college

PARALEGAL Paralegal for Burlington law firm.

Position requires experience with permitting, including Act 250 and local zoning. Applicant should be a confident and organized professional who is detail oriented and able to work both independently and as part of a team. Ability to perform title searches is desired. 20 - 30 hours/week; may grow to fulltime position. Please send your resume to:

St. Joseph Residential Care Home

Quality Control Manager

Johnson State College invites applications for the position of Program Director, Think College. The Director will coordinate the Think College program for students with intellectual disabilities on campus, including enrollment, assessment, program planning, supervision, development and management of student employees.

The successful candidate will have a master’s degree in education or counseling, plus two years of relevant counseling/teaching experience in special education, adult education or other appropriate field. Additionally, he or she will have a broad base of knowledge and skills related to educational programs and approaches for people with intellectual disabilities, special student groups and rights of students with disabilities in postsecondary education. Excellent planning, administrative, organizational and supervisory skills are required. Proficient to advanced writing ability for grants and research-related activities is preferred.

Deborah J. Sabourin, Business Manager, Murphy Sullivan Kronk, 275 College Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or via email to dsabourin@mskvt.com.

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Federal Market vertical construction exp. on projects $10M or more.

Manage daily preventive and corrective Quality Control on Federal vertical construction projects in northern Vermont.

Project Construction Manager Federal Market Project exp.

EM 385-1-1 and OSHA cert.

Apply online at www.cci-alliance.com.

Sales Rep

a completed job application (find at www.jsc.edu/employment),2v-CCI-040611.indd 1 resume and cover letter to Susan.rothschild@jsc.edu OR mail to human resources office, Johnson State college, 337 college hill, Johnson, Vt, 05656-9898. Final offer of employment is subject to a fingerprintVermont-based food supported criminal background check.

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manufacturing company in Dining services position assisting in the preparation and serving business JSC strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other of meals in a polite, safe, and sanitary manner. Assist with keeping underrepresented backgrounds. JSC is an Equal Opportunity Employer and a member for 30+ Dining area and kitchen clean in compliance with state and federal of the Vermont State Colleges system. In compliance with ADA requirements, will make years is reasonable accommodations for the known disability of an otherwise qualified applicant. regulations for food handling. Experience preferred, but will train looking the right person. Part-time day hours with weekends possible. for an aggressive salesperson Must be comfortable working with the elderly in a residential care to cover national territory. home environment. Must be a reliable team player and have a good5V-JohnsonSt.tennis-040611.indd 1 4/4/11 10:57:56 AMTravel required. Base plus attitude. commission, with great Apply in Person: earning potential. Benefits St. Joseph Residential Care Home, 243 North Prospect St. package available.

Burlington, VT 05401 - 802-864-0263 Send resume and cover letter to

glyman@bariatrix.com or kellyle456@hotmail.com.

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Journal Production Specialist Dartmouth Journal Services provides journal production management, page layout and web-publishing file preparation services for some of the most prestigious scientific, technical and medical journals in the country. The Journal Production Specialist provides journal production services from manuscript receipt through release to press. We are looking for several Journal Production Specialists to join our team in Waterbury, VT. If you have 3+ years of publishing or editorial experience, are a motivated team player, have strong customer service skills and are comfortable working in a high-paced, deadline-oriented environment, we would like to hear from you!

For complete position description please visit us at: www.dartmouthjournals.com.

Franklin County Rehab Center

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Current Positions Available:

Full-time RN

Day charge nurse for rehab unit

Part-time RN/LPN Night shift

Please visit our website for more information

www.franklincountyrehab.com or call 802-752-1600.

To apply please send your cover letter and resume to: careers.djs@sheridan.com, or Attn: Elena Spensley, Human Resources, Five Pilgrim Park, Suite 5 Waterbury, VT 05676. EOE

“Franklin County’s Premier Choice for Rehabilitation Therapy”

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The Burnham Memorial Library in the town of Colchester is seeking an energetic professional for a full-time position of

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Manager of Co-op Deli

• Strong fiscal, operational and people skills needed.

• Successful experience leading and motivating a staff of 15.

• Ability to model exceptional customer service.

• Knowledge of natural, organic and local foods, food preparation and safety.

Full-time position with competitive compensation and excellent benefits.

Send letter of interest and resume to Search Committee, Middlebury Natural Foods Co-op, 1 Washington St., Middlebury, VT 05753 or hr@middleburycoop.com.

ContaCt MiChelle: michelle@sevendaysvt.com

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Store Manager

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Burlington Patagonia is opening in Burlington and seeking a retail manager and small staff to operate a locally owned, Patagonia-focused store.

The store will be owned and operated by the Ski Rack. We are looking for a manager with at least two years as an assistant manager or store manager in a retail environment. The ideal candidates will have a passion to represent creative solutions to our environmental challenges. You will be leading a small and diverse staff in a new venture that will be representing the Patagonia Brand with a depth of selection not found elsewhere in Vermont and northern New York. You will be working in close partnership with teams at the Ski Rack and Patagonia to make this a beautiful and successful store.

Selling, merchandising and servicing customers will be an important and ongoing part of the job.

Please send a letter of interest and resume to Jobs@Skirack.com.

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This individual will participate as a member of the Bioinformatics Core of the Vermont Genetics Network (VGN) and will provide bioinformatics support for the Outreach Program, a science education program for undergraduates in Vermont. The Outreach Program provides hands-on laboratory experiences through Proteomics, Microarray and Bioinformatics modules to undergraduates throughout Vermont. This position represents an exciting opportunity to contribute substantially to the VGN Outreach Program. The successful candidate will be expected to participate in Outreach modules, help develop new material for the modules and provide IT support for the Outreach program.

VGN OUTREACH TECHNICIAN

The technician will help to prepare for, and participate in, wet bench experiments that are carried out at colleges in Vermont. This includes: ordering supplies and reagents, preparing materials, aliquoting reagents, and processing DNA, RNA and protein samples. In the summer, the technician will help to troubleshoot and modify the experiments. The technician may also assist in curriculum integration and the development of new experiments.

Travel is necessary, as these experiments are carried out at colleges throughout Vermont, and the individual must be able to commute between Norwich University and the University of Vermont regularly. This is a 12-month, fulltime position.

New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest credit union with seven branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in price, convenience, service and simplicity, and to sharing success. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website – www.nefcu.com – to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

Teller—ParT Time Pearl Street, Essex Jct. Branch Monday-Friday 11:30 a.m. - 5:15 p.m.

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Harvest Lane, Williston Branch Monday-Friday 3:15 p.m. - 7:15 p.m.

One Saturday per month at Harvest Lane (20 hours/week)

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Shelburne Road, South Burlington Branch Monday-Thursday 8:15 a.m. - 5:15 p.m., Friday 8:15 a.m. - 6:15 p.m.

One Saturday per month at Harvest Lane, Williston Branch (40 hours per week) Opportunity available for full- and part-time teller positions. Qualified candidates must project a friendly and personable demeanor, have effective communication skills, be detailed and knowledgeable with computers and be accurate. Cashhandling and customer-service experience required.

To apply, you must submit a brief cover letter describing what specifically interests you about the position, and your qualifications for the position. You must also include a salary history for the last three positions you have held. Please note: Applications must be complete with cover letter and salary history to receive consideration.

Please visit our website, www.norwich.edu/jobs, for further information and how to apply for these and other great jobs.

NEFCU enjoys an employer-of-choice distinction with turnover averaging less than 10%. More than 96% of our 165 staff say NEFCU is a great place to work. (2010 Annual Staff Survey). If you believe you have the qualifications to contribute to this environment, please send your resume, cover letter and salary history to HR@nefcu.com .

Norwich University is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long-term disability insurance, flexible-spending accounts for health and dependent care, retirement annuity plan and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

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ertain occasions call for raiding the very top shelf of the liquor cabinet — the arrival of a new baby, for instance, or a promotion. Whether you’re heading for the corner office, trying to impress a date or just celebrating the first warm spring evening, here are a few indulgent libations that won’t gobble up your monthly mortgage payment (and a few that will).

Under $25: BrewDog Atlantic IPA (12 oz., $24.99) for sale at Beverage Warehouse, Winooski Why shell out $25 for a single bottle of beer? Because this limited-edition brew is aged on a mackerel trawler during a two-month journey in the North Atlantic. Its makers say safeguarding the eight barrels involved “a tense barrelrescue-mission, beatings from force-10 storms, 60-foot waves and encounters with killer whales.” At Beverage Warehouse in Winooski, this story-in-abottle sits alongside other unique beers in a glass case. Co-owner George Bergin says caramel flavors nestle amid the intense hops.

Under $50: Vermont Spirits Vermont Gold Vodka (750 mL, $39, for sale at Vermont Liquor Stores)

2007 Ridge Vineyards Santa Cruz Mountains Estate Chardonnay (750 mL, $54, for sale at Cheese Traders and Wine Sellers, South Burlington)

Under $1000: The Macallan 25 Years (750 mL, $600, for sale at some Vermont Liquor Stores or by special order) Single-malt Scotch can occupy many spots on a luxe list. While I show the love to Lagavulin, I recognize that the Macallan, from Scotland’s lowlands, is one of the finest Scotches made on Earth. Aged in seasoned oak barrels that once held sherry, it has notes of cinnamon, toast and smoke, and it can be hard to find.

Chardonnay is the buttery drug of the masses, but the best ones can be kinetic in the mouth, with both high and low chords. This California version is near the top of its American class.

Under $100: Lagavulin Single Malt (750 mL bottle, $66.09, for sale at Vermont Liquor Stores) Single-malt Scotch is an acquired taste for some; others it enchants from the moment it hits their tongue. I began my Scotch crush with Oban, moved on to Talisker and now firmly reside in the Lagavulin camp. This whiskey hails from the moody Isle of Islay and is at least 16 years old when you drink it.

Like a combative teenager, it offers fire and smoke, moderated by vanilla and a touch of exquisite sweetness.

Under $5000: Rémy Martin Louis XIII Cognac (750 mL, $2001.40, by special order through Vermont Liquor Stores)

Luxy Libations Drinking divinely for just a few extra bills — or your kid’s college fund B Y CORIN HIR S C H

Under $200: 1998 Gosset Celebris Vintage Extra Brut ($162.50, for sale at Dedalus Wine Shop)

Under $500: Gran Patrón Platinum Tequila (750 mL, $207, for sale at Vermont Liquor Stores).

If there’s a tequila that truly does make her clothes come off, perhaps this is

Under $20,000: 2006 Château Cheval Blanc St. Emilion (6 L, $19,000, via special order from Farrell Distributing Corporation, South Burlington) Considering that a coveted 1947 Château Cheval Blanc — “the greatest wine ever made” — can fetch $25,000 for a magnum, this is a bargain. Among the luxiest Bordeaux you can find; Château St. Emilion is one of the only two Bordeaux châteaux that received “premier grand cru classé” ratings in 1955, when they were first bestowed in this region by the government.

The owner once famously let his dog feed on wine critic Robert Parker’s leg after an iffy review. Sixty years later, Cheval Blanc is still fetching the big bucks.

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While you can get amazing wines for under $100, the rules change when it comes to Champagne. Founded in 1854, Gosset is the oldest wine house in France’s Champagne region, and this blend is about two-thirds Chardonnay

and one-third pinot noir. Dedalus wine seller Chris Parker calls it “full of luscious bubbles and crisp acidity.”

I once attended a hip-hop industry party where trays of this circulated like candy. I tasted it again at an inn in the Bahamas, sipping it from a sifter bigger than my head. It was smooth, I recall, but worth the price? Dropping two Gs on a Cognac may seem like all kinds of ridiculous, but if you get your mitts on a glass, you can decide for yourself.

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Dedalus co-owner Jason Zuliani takes issue with the maxim that you need to spend half your paycheck on a sublime bottle of red wine. “Especially if you’re paying over $100, if it doesn’t take you to another place, you’re disappointed,” he says. Zuliani often directs customers to France’s Burgundy region, home to the most exalted pinot noirs in the world. “If you really want to be wowed by something, you don’t have to spend much more than $50, and Burgundy will way overdeliver,” he says. Illustrating the

it. It comes in an individually numbered bottle, which is then encased in a wooden box.

By the time you break the booze free, it’s supposedly as smooth as tequila can get — certainly not for mixing, but for sipping straight and unadorned.

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Under $75: 2008 Régis Bouvier Gevrey-Chambertin (750 mL, $52.50, for sale at Dedalus Wine Shop, Burlington)

principle is this delectable wine from Burgundy’s Côte de Nuits, a profusion of stewed cherries and herbs that changes every few moments after opening, like a living being.

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Vodka often ranks as one of the cheapest ways to get drunk — a liter of 48-proof Maroff Light is $5.70 — but its highest expression can be as sharp and clean as a brilliant winter day. This triple-distilled vodka from St. Johnsbury’s Vermont Spirits uses the sugar from maple syrup to render a crystal-clear, toasty yet smooth elixir.

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LUNCH & LEARN: Speaker Charlie Nardozzi dishes out tips for going organic. Gardener’s Supply, Williston, noon-12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

SEED STARTING WORKSHOP: How does your garden grow? With seeds, for starters. Gardeners learn the basics in a low-key environment. Home Ecology, Shelburne, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 373-6896.

conferences VERMONT FAMILY NETWORK CONFERENCE: Speeches, exhibits and round-table discussions work out how to create a more welcoming environment where all strengths, gifts and abilities are valued. Kathie Snow, author of Disability Is Natural, keynotes. Stoweflake Mountain Resort & Spa, 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $65-75 includes lunch. Info, 876-5315.

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CHITTENDEN COUNTY PHILATELIC CLUB: Stamp collectors of all levels of interest and experience swap sticky squares, and stories about them. GE Healthcare Building, South Burlington, 6:15 p.m.

Free. Info, 660-4817, laineyrapp@yahoo.com.

SPRING BLOOMS! FASHION SHOW & LUNCHEON: Community members, Visiting Nurse Association staff and volunteers work the runway with fashions from SportStyle and the Brooks Brothers Factory Store. Funds raised support the Janet S. Munt Family Room, the VNA’s Parent-Child Center.

Preregister. Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $50. Info, 860-4435, mcgrath@vnacares.org.

film ‘BRIEF ENCOUNTER’: A chance meeting between a married woman and a doctor at a railway station café sparks a secret relationship in David Lean’s 1945 romantic drama. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@hotmail.com.

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Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 443-5013, pdougher@middlebury. edu.

food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery experience the tempering and dipping process.

Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m.

Free. Info, 253-9591.

THE OPEN TABLE: Chefs Claudine Marlett and Michael Hays prepare a community meal for diners who contribute what they can, whether it be in money, labor, skills or simply their company.

LACE, Barre, 6-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 476-4276.

health & fitness ARMCHAIR AEROBICS: Gentle physical activity helps folks increase circulation, stamina and muscle strength. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-noon. Donations accepted. Info, 658-3585.

CHAIR MASSAGE: Kneading addresses key tension areas in the upper body. Call to sign up. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9 a.m. $5.

Info, 658-3585.

ENERGY TAPPING: Eliminate anxiety and depression through acupressure techniques. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30-11 a.m. $5 suggested donation.

Info, 658-3585.

YOGA CLASS: Gentle stretches improve core strength and flexibility. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585.

kids CHILDREN’S STORY TIME: Budding bookworms pore over pages. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-4665.

‘DEAD POETS SOCIETY’: After a screening of Peter Weir’s 1989 drama, folks participate in recitations of favorite deceased poets’ works. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

ENOSBURG PLAYGROUP: Children and their adult caregivers immerse themselves in singing activities and more. American Legion, Enosburg Falls, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

‘VOICES FROM THE NEW AMERICAN SCHOOLHOUSE’: Danny Mydlack’s documentary explores education systems that think outside the box. Chair of education studies Gregg Humphrey facilitates a postfilm discussion. Dana

FAIRFAX PLAYGROUP: Multicultural stories and activities accent child’s play. Health Room, Bellows Free Academy, Fairfax, 10-11 a.m. Free.

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Andy Warhol’s instructions were simple: Stand alone in front of a rolling video camera for three minutes. Conducted from 1964 to ’66 in his storied art studio, the Factory, Warhol’s nearly 500 “screen tests” — portraits done on black-and-white film rather than canvas — preserve human faces both famous and anonymous. Played back in slo-mo, the clips capture raw glimpses of everything from Edie Sedgwick’s vulnerable, heavy-lidded gaze to Jane Holzer unabashedly brushing her teeth. What the shorts didn’t have was sound ... but a fascinating multimedia project commissioned by the Andy Warhol Museum and the Pittsburgh Cultural Trust supplies it. Indie duo Dean & Britta — who evoke enough ’60s glam to fit right in with the star-studded subjects — pull 13 projected clips together with dream-pop originals and cover songs.

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SONGS FOR ANDY WARHOL’S SCREEN TESTS’ Friday, April 8, 8 p.m., at Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. Q&A session with the artists to follow. $10-32. Related art installation, an exhibit of Warhol prints, on display in the Lathrop Gallery, Hood Museum of Art, from April 8 to June 19. Info, 603-646-2422. hop.dartmouth.edu

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At the heart of American playwright Christopher Durang’s Beyond Therapy, two Manhattanites search for love. It may sound a bit “Sex and the City,” but “sex and psychiatry” would be a more apt description of this biting farce — which, Durang told the New York Times shortly after the play’s 1981 off-Broadway run, features “the ‘BEYOND THERAPY’ only sweet ending I’ve ever written.”

Friday, April 8, and Saturday, However, with personal ads, EquusApril 9, at 7:30 p.m., and Sunday, quoting therapists and live-in lovers April 10, at 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m., thrown into the mix, the comedy about at Shelburne Town Center. View website for future dates through finding “the perfect romance,” as director April 16. For mature audiences, Patrick Houle describes it, is anything due to strong language. $10-15. but straightforward. Watch love play out Info, 363-7643. shelburneplayers@ aol.com, shelburneplayers.com in the Shelburne Players’ two-weekend run, which starts this Friday.

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Up, Up and Away When critics declare that New York City’s Jane Comfort and Company takes dance and drama to new heights in Faith Healing,, they’re not just referring to the Superman sequence in which two characters twirl up into the stratosphere. The fact that this dreamlike scene even exists in a dance-theater work inspired by Tennessee Williams’ The Glass Menagerie is a testament to how high the troupe soars. The production debuted in 1993 and was resurrected last fall — with one of the original leads, no less. It builds on Williams’ memory play about family and broken promises through modern dance and stylized movement, tightly laced with dialogue, lip synching, acting and, for one role, cross-dressing. Ready for liftoff ?

‘FAITH HEALING’ Thursday, April 7, and Friday, April 8, 8 p.m., at FlynnSpace in Burlington. $21-25. Info, 863-5966. flynntix.org

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ou gotta hand it to those ancient Greeks. Even with the gods at play in many of the myths that survive them, their tales encapsulate the flawed human experience in a way that still holds true thousands of years later. Take Orpheus, the musician who travels all the way to the Underworld to reclaim his wife, Eurydice, only to lose her again with an ill-timed backward glance. Acclaimed playwright Sarah Ruhl takes that story line as a point of departure in Eurydice, which spins the ordeal from a woman’s perspective. The retelling, now presented by the Middlebury College Department of Theatre and Dance, still explores the fragility of love while incorporating a letter-writing dead father, a river of forgetfulness and an edge of humor that would do the Greeks proud.

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Thursday, April 7, and Friday, April 8, 8 p.m., and Saturday, April 9, 2 p.m. and 8 p.m., at Seeler Studio Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College. $6-10. Info, 443-6433. middlebury.edu/arts

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High School Book Group: Bookworms crack open all manner of tomes, from plays to graphic novels to short stories. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Highgate Story Hour: Good listeners soak up classic fairy tales. Highgate Public Library, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Ice Skating for Homeschoolers: Independent learners hit the ice. Ice Barn, Milton, noon-2 p.m. $3 includes skating and rentals; $10 for skating lessons. Info, 893-4237.

Middle School Book Group: Young people dish about their current reads. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Milton Baby Playgroup: New moms, dads and babies socialize on a weekly basis. New Life Fellowship, Milton, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 893-4922.

Montgomery Story Hour: Little lit lovers flip pages before snacking. Montgomery Town Library, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Science Magic: Kid chemists in grades 3 and up use simple household materials in fantastical tricks. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

language ‘Plauderabend’: Conversationalists with a basic knowledge of the German language put their skills to use over dinner. Zen Gardens, South Burlington, 6 p.m. Free; cost of food. Info, 8621677 or 863-5036.

music 35th Parallel: Noted by Showcase Magazine as “one of New England’s most innovative ensembles,” this world-fusion duo winds a musical trail through the Middle East, India, Africa and the Mediterranean. Fuller Hall, St. Johnsbury Academy, 10:30 a.m. & 1 p.m. $4. Info, 748-2600.

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Valley Night: Prana grace the lounge with cerebral interpretations of rock and roll. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $5 suggested cover. Info, 496-8994.

seminars ‘How to Compost’: Kitchen scraps, old newspapers, grass clippings? Treasure, not trash!

Naturalist Laurie DiCesare illuminates how to send those items straight into the soil with minimal smell and hassle. Robert Miller Community & Recreation Center, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0420.

‘Tech Savvy’: Experience the wonder of the web while learning about downloading free audio and e-books with Listen Up! Vermont. Bring a laptop or use a library computer. Bradford Public Library, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4536.

talks Bess O’Brien: From the art of the interview to editing 75 hours of footage into a 90-minute piece, the documentary filmmaker uses clips from Ask Us Who We Are to explore storytelling through film. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Chris Wren: The former foreign correspondent for the New York Times analyzes the uprisings in North Africa and the Middle East in “The Rule of Law and the Arab Revolt: A Journalist’s Perspective.” Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1106.

Dave Zirin: In “Sports and Resistance in the United States: A Political Legacy,” the author

and sports writer sheds light on how athletes throughout history have spoken out for social change. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

Gordon Robison: In “The Obama Administration and the Middle East,” this UVM lecturer and journalist explores whether our current administration’s approach to this area of the world differs from its predecessor’s. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291, info@ vermonthumanities.org.

Haviland Smith: The retired CIA chief of counterterrorism shares a well-founded summary in “Dealing With Instability in Today’s Middle East.”

Goodrich Memorial Library, Newport, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 334-7902.

Mark Stoler: The UVM professor offers a historical perspective on the United States and the war in Vietnam. Cornerstone Community Center, Hartford, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 296-2568.

Meg Brook: The president of Volunteers for Peace highlights how international, voluntary service increases understanding and shared experiences in “World Without Borders.” Burlington College, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 540-3060, info@vfp. org.

Michael Palma: The poet contemplates contemporary writers’ use of rhyme, meter and figurative language to explore universal themes in “They Still Do Write Them the Way They Used To.” Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 863-3403.

Peter Saccio: The Leon D. Black professor of Shakespearean studies and professor of English at Dartmouth College examines the works of Wallace Stevens, Philip Larkin, W. H. Auden and George Herbert in “Poems of Faith and Doubt.”

Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095, info@vermonthumanities.org.

Peter Schumann: The founder and director of Glover’s Bread and Puppet Theater contemplates its evolution. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free with museum admission, $3-5, or $10 per family. Info, 656-2090.

Robert Hager: A retired NBC correspondent draws on his 40-year career in network journalism in a lecture about “Courting Disaster: From the Vietnam War to 21st-Century Terrorism.”

Rutland Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1860, info@vermonthumanities.org.

Shahan Mufti: The Brooklyn-based journalist discusses “A World of Trouble: Reporting a Clandestine American War in Pakistan.” Cardinal Lounge. Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-4391.

theater ‘Disney’s Beauty and the Beast’: Dress Rehearsal for Senior Citizens: Seniors catch a complimentary performance of this “tale as old as time,” presented by middle schoolers. Feedback is welcomed. Albert D. Lawton Intermediate School, Essex Junction, 3-5:15 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-1388.

‘Romeo and Juliet’: Guest director Christopher Edwards, associate artistic director of the Hudson Valley Shakespeare Festival, oversees this contemporary take on the story of star-crossed lovers. Look for fashions from the 1970s to today, as well as hip-hop music and an onstage DJ. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

‘Spring Awakening’: Music by Duncan Sheik, lyrics by Steven Sater and choreography by Bill T. Jones thread through this Broadway national

tour production about sex, morality, and rock and roll. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $4562. Info, 863-5966.

words Book Discussion Series: ‘Orchestrated Stories’: Bookworms pore over Barbara Quick’s Vivaldi’s Virgins, which offers a fictional interpretation of the famous composer. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

Ilan Stavans: The Amherst College professor illuminates a tradition in which words become a means of resistance against oppression in “An Evening of Latin American Poetry.”

Congregational Church, Norwich, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-1184.

J.D. Masterson: The award-winning Newportbased author of The Scorpion’s Sting: A Magdalena LaSige Novel signs books in the lobby.

Green Mountain Suites Hotel, South Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 210-288-2016, book@jdmasterson.com.

Jesse LoVasco & Lisa Mase: Two local poets celebrate Sicily through slides and poetry read in English and Italian. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2487.

Poetry Alive! 2011 Poetry Display: Montpelier celebrates National Poetry Month with a text exhibit through downtown that lovers of lit can wander for a taste of contemporary Vermont poetry. Various downtown locations, Montpelier, all day. Free. Info, 223-3338, rysenechal@kellogghubbard.org.

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Rummage Sale: Assorted items supply ample browsing opportunities. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6515.

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dance ‘Faith Healing’: Known for exploring social and cultural issues through passionate movement, Jane Comfort and Company takes inspiration from Tennessee Williams’ The Glass Menagerie in this original work. See calendar spotlight.

FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $21-25. Info, 863-5966.

education Canadian University Fair: More than 50 universities from the north encourage high schoolers to consider Canada for their college education. South Burlington High School, 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 879-5515, mrath@ccsuvt.org.

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Andes Skiing Cocktail Party: Chilean wines and appetizers accompany a raffle and informational talk about skiing and snowboarding in this South American country. Black Cap Coffee, Stowe, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 760-6158, allison@yampu. com.

Annual Research Day: Speakers present their findings from research projects on topics such as dementia, race and gender, elder productivity, and stress of caregivers. Given Atrium, College of Medicine, University of Vermont, Burlington, 3 p.m. Carol Ryff, PhD, delivers the keynote lecture at 5:30 p.m. in the Davis Auditorium. Free. Info, 656-4220, deborah.worthley@uvm.edu.

Burlington Bombers Roller Derby Open Recruitment: Men and women ages 18 and up rock roller skates at open tryouts for Vermont’s only co-ed roller-derby league. Bring a mouth guard and any gear you already have. Sports & Fitness Edge, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 735-0624, email@burlingtonbombers.com.

Burlington Seed Swap & Spring Social: Gardeners gather to get psyched about the growing season. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 5-8 p.m. Potluck at 6:30 p.m. Donations accepted.

Info, 443-254-5427.

Burlington Business Association Annual Meeting & Dinner: Cocktails and a live auction precede the presentation of the Architectural Excellence Award, Burlington Business Award and Tim Halvorson Award. Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 5:30-9 p.m. $65-75. Info, 863-1175.

Monthly Healing & Reading: Folks join a sacred circle for a powerful group healing that boosts energy vibration and frequency; meditative music and spiritual readings follow. Space is limited; preregistration recommended. Moonlight Gifts, Milton, 6 p.m. $20. Info, 893-9966, moonlightgiftshoppe@yahoo.com.

Business Etiquette Series: Bob Rolfs, lecturer in hotel, restaurant and tourism management, offers a lesson in dining decorum. Room 403B, Sibley, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 4:45 p.m., dinner follows at 5:50 p.m. in Samuel D’s Dining Room. $15; reservations required. Info, 518-564-4169.

Tax Assistance: Tax counselors straighten up financial affairs for low- and middle-income taxpayers, with special attention to those 60 and over. Call ahead for an appointment. Kolvoord Room, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:15 a.m.12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

Interactive Workshop Series: Presenter Sarah Caroll of UVM’s School of Business Administration offers tips for “Finding the Best Person for the Job: Effective Interviewing.” Space is limited; preregister. Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce, Burlington, 8-10 a.m. $1525. Info, 863-3489.

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crafts Knitters’ Night: Don’t stitch and bitch; stitch and wine! Handcrafters get busy with yarn, vino and chocolate dessert by the woodstove. Lincoln Peak Vineyard, New Haven, 6-9 p.m. Free; wine priced by the glass. Info, 388-7368.

‘Dirt! The Movie’: Bill Benenson and Gene Rosow’s 2009 documentary about the ground we walk on helps folks form a connection to the soil.

Family-friendly entertainment, education, sustainable fun and snacks round out the evening.

Smilie Memorial School, Bolton, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 434-3064.

‘Fresh’: This 2009 documentary identifies the farmers and leaders across the country who are reinventing our food system. Director Ana Sofia Joanes leads a discussion after the screening. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

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‘Spitting game: the College hook-Up CUltUre’: Denice Ann Evans’ 2009 TV documentary looks at the ramifications of swapping saliva ... and other sexual encounters. Part of the Gender and Women’s Studies Forum Film Series. Krinovitz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 12:30-1:45 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

food & drink ChoColate-Dipping Demo: See WED.06, 2 p.m. mexiCan night: Diners go south of the border at this monthly feast of enchiladas, chile rellenos and Gracie’s Tamales.

Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 5 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 496-8994.

kiDS StorY time: Snacks and activities chase an hour of tales. LACE, Barre, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 476-4276.

health & fitness Strong living exerCiSe: Fitness enthusiasts undergo strength training for good health.

Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 443-1654.

Women’S ZUmba ClaSS: Fast-paced rhythms fuel a Latin-inspired dance-fitness party led by Casey Clark. Chabad of Vermont, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $5. Info, 658-5770.

Yoga ClaSS: Instructor Deb Malgeri leads yogis in pranayama breathing techniques and a variety of postures. Essex Teen Center, 9-10:15 a.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 878-6982, debmalgeri@aol.com.

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open CompUter time: Teens play games and surf the web on library laptops. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. pJ StorY time: Little kids rock nightgowns and flannels as special guests read from books.

Fairfax Community Library, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 527-5426.

music 35th parallel: See WED.06, the CineClub, Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 6 p.m. & 8:30 p.m. $10; free for kids under 6. Info, 498-5498, info@35thparallel.com.

albUrgh plaYgroUp: Tots form friendships over stories, songs and crafts. Alburgh Family Center, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

fletCher plaYgroUp: Little ones make use of the open gym before snack time. Fletcher Elementary School, Cambridge, 9-10:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 527-5426.

franklin StorY hoUr: Lovers of the written word perk up for read-aloud tales and adventures with lyrics. Haston Library, Franklin, 10-10:45 a.m.

Free. Info, 527-5426.

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Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $28-38.

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MASTER YOUR FUTURE. The Champlain College Online Masters in Mediation & Applied Conflict Studies—a powerful program that propels careers and changes lives.

talks DaviD poWerS: The professor of Near Eastern studies at Cornell University turns the topic to “Muhammad Is Not the Father of Any of Your Men: The Making of the Last Prophet.” Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1096, bogac.ergene@ uvm.edu.

As a student in the program, you’ll develop and refine a complete set of conflict engagement and resolution skills through face-to-face practice combined with a strong theoretical foundation. This innovative program blends brief on-campus residency sessions with online learning and practical application in your home community.

george liSi & annie mCClearY: A slide show on “Wild Edibles for Everyone” by this naturalist and the director of Wisdom of the Herbs School illuminates the principles of sustainable wildcrafting. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3338.

When your degree is completed, you will have the skills, knowledge and experience you need to become a distinguished leader in the mediation field.

panel DiSCUSSion: Town clerks consider the changing landscape of Vermont politics in “If You Lose Your Old-Fashioned Town Meeting, Are You Losing Democracy?” Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4964.

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‘SpenD Smart’: Vermonters learn savvy skills for stretching bucks and managing money.

Preregister. 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 104.

robert Whitaker: Examining the number of people disabled by mental illness today, this award-winning science writer lectures on “Anatomy of an Epidemic: History, Science and the Long-Term Effects of Psychiatric Medications.” McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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georgia plaYgroUp: Provided snacks offer an intermission to free play. Georgia Youth Center, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

StUDent reCital: Music scholars perform on their various instruments. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7776.

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‘fooD for thoUght’ librarY volUnteerS: Pizza sparks discussion of books and library projects for teens. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Jonathan tortolano: The Vermont native and faculty member of Toronto’s Royal Conservatory School performs a Bach suite in a solo cello concert. Chapel of St. Michael the Archangel, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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‘aliCe in WonDerlanD’: Very Merry Theatre thespians drop down the rabbit hole in an original adaptation of Lewis Carroll’s story. Integrated Arts Academy, H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6607 or 355-1461.

bUrlington SongWriterS: Lyricists share and critique original works. Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 859-1822.

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after SChool programS: Craft, film, puzzle and gaming activities keep youngsters on the go.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3338.

Vermont Antiquarian Book & Ephemera Fair

mUSiC With raphael: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

games CheSS ClUb: Checkmate!

Board-game players try to attack the king with sly strategies. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $2-3. Info, 363-5803.

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Soryu Forall: The American Buddhist monk talks about bridging the gap in “The Integration of Spirituality and Technology: The Foremost Responsibility of the Modern Age.” Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon. Free. Info, 654-2536.

theater ‘Disney’s Beauty and the Beast’: “There may be something there that wasn’t there before” between a princely beast and a young woman in this classic fairy tale performed by middle schoolers. Albert D. Lawton Intermediate School, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. $4-6. Info, 878-1388, eleroux57@gmail.com.

‘Eurydice’: Alex Draper, ’88, directs Tonynominated playwright Sarah Ruhl’s modern retelling of the ancient Greek myth of Orpheus.

See calendar spotlight. Seeler Studio Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. $6-10. Info, 443-6433.

National Theatre of London Live Broadcast Series: Mary Shelley’s “monster” story Frankenstein hits the stage, with direction by Slumdog Millionaire’s Danny Boyle. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $10-20. Info, 603-646-2422.

‘Peter Pan’: Nine actors and one musician take flight in Addison Repertory Theater’s production of J.M. Barrie’s original script. Middlebury Union High School Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $8-15. Info, 382-1036, cburkle@pahcc.org.

‘Romeo and Juliet’: See WED.06, 7 p.m.

‘Theophilus North’: After quitting his teaching job, the title character roams the country in search of adventure and his place in the world.

A broken-down car strands him in Newport, R.I., among the wealthy in this Little City Players’ production. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-12.

Info, 877-6737.

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words Book Club: Bookworms chat up a storm about Malcolm Gladwell’s Blink and Sara Gruen’s Ape House. Cutler Memorial Library, Plainfield, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 454-8504.

Book Discussion Series: ‘From Page to Screen’: Is the book always better? Folks turn to Isak Dinesen’s tome Out of Africa as a point of comparison. Cobleigh Public Library, Lyndonville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 626-5475.

Book Discussion Series: ‘What a Character’: Voracious readers consider the lasting impact of fictional protagonists, using Willa Cather’s My Ántonia as a guide. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-2616.

Book Discussion: ‘Memorable Memoirs’: Readers hone in on a significant moment in author Russell Baker’s life through Growing Up. Blake Memorial Library, East Corinth, 4:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 439-5338.

‘Everyone Can Be a Poet!’: Beginners and dabblers find inspiration to write in this workshop with Plainfield poet Sherry Olson. Space is limited; preregister. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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Poetry Alive! 2011 Poetry Display: See WED.06, all day.

Story Time: Lit lovers of all ages take in fanciful tales. Bud & Bella’s Bookshop, Randolph, 11 a.m.

Free. Info, 728-5509.

FRI.08 bazaars

Rummage Sale: See THU.07, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. & 6:30-8 p.m.

dance Argentinean Tango: Shoulders back, chin up!

With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077.

Ballroom Lesson & Dance Social: Singles and couples of all levels of experience take a twirl.

Jazzercize Studio, Williston, lesson, 7-8 p.m.; open dancing, 8-10 p.m. $14. Info, 862-2269.

‘Faith Healing’: See THU.07, 8 p.m.

Queen City Contra Dance: Tidal Wave, or Raz de Marée, serenade organized movers in soft-soled shoes. Steps called by Will Mentor.

Edmunds Middle School, Burlington, 8 p.m.; beginners’ session at 7:45 p.m. $8; free for children under 12. Info, 371-9492 or 343-7165.

Swing Dance: Jim and Shirley Kingsbury go beyond the basics before an hourlong lesson in the six-count East Coast style. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. $8. Info, 229-4008.

Swing Dance Party: Middlebury’s big band, the Sound Investment Jazz Ensemble, supplies lilting rhythms for a hot dance affair. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $8-10. Info, 382-9222.

education ‘Discover Waldorf Early Education’: Parents and would-be students get a taste of the atmosphere and imaginative play of a typical classroom. A puppet show follows. Preregister.

Child’s Garden, East Montpelier, 4:30-6 p.m. Free.

Info, 456-7400.

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‘Name That Movie!’: Cinemaddicts try to correctly title films by screening a barrage of short clips at happy hour. The CineClub, Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 5-6 p.m. $2.50. Info, 229-0598.

‘Vermonte Carlo’ Casino & Silent Auction Night: The Detonators serenade folks getting busy at gaming tables. Proceeds benefit the Fayston Elementary School PTO. Gatehouse Lodge, Sugarbush Resort, Warren, 7:30-midnight. $20. Info, 496-3636, carla.vermonte@gmail.com.

film ‘Louder Than a Bomb’: Siskel/Jacob Productions’ documentary chronicles the creative process as inner-city youths compete in a poetry/performance event in Chicago. An all-ages open mic follows. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 324-9537.

food & drink Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.06, 2 p.m.

Lenten Fish Dinner: Families dine on food from the sea at this fundraiser for Central Vermont Catholic School.

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Molasses Creek: High-energy harmonies and blazing instrumentals arrive straight from Ocracoke Island, N.C. Esther Mesh Room, Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $15-18; cash bar. Info, 728-6464.

Augustine’s Catholic Church, Montpelier, 5-6:30 p.m. $4-8; $25 per family of four. Info, 7934276, pte1218@ aol.com.

health & fitness ‘Gentle, But Not Too Gentle’ Hatha Yoga: Fitness professional and motivator Nancy Somers instructs yogis in slow-paced stretches and simple breathing exercises. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

kids After school Book Discussion: Middle school page turners chat about favorite comics, short stories, books and graphic novels. Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free.

After school Programs: See THU.07, 3:30 p.m.

‘Alice in Wonderland’: See THU.07, 7 p.m.

Children’s Story Time: See WED.06, 10:30 a.m.

‘Draw Comics!’: Teens sketch and share illustrated narratives. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Fairfax Playgroup: See WED.06, 9-10:30 a.m.

Fairfield Playgroup: Youngsters entertain themselves with creative activities and snack time. Bent Northrop Memorial Library, Fairfield, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Island Arts Bandslam: Entrants ages 18 and under rock out for fame, glory and cash prizes.

Folsom School, South Hero, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6517.

Montgomery Playgroup: Little ones exercise their bodies and their minds in the company of adult caregivers. Montgomery Town Library, 1011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Swanton Playgroup: Kids and caregivers squeeze in quality time over imaginative play and snacks. Holy Trinity Episcopal Church, Swanton, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

‘The Jungle Book’: More than two dozen fourth through sixth graders present a lively musical adaptation of Rudyard Kipling’s classic, complete with drums, marching elephants and breakdancing monkeys. Rumney Memorial School, Middlesex, 7 p.m. $2-4; $10 per family. Info, 223-5429.

language Tertulia Latina: Latino Americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español.

Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.

music ‘13 Most Beautiful … Songs for Andy Warhol’s Screen Tests’: Indie duo Dean & Britta unleash haunting and seductive originals and cover songs to accompany 13 of the American pop artist’s short-film portraits.

See calendar spotlight. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $10-32. Info, 603-646-2422.

Music Night: John Daly kicks off an evening of original acoustic guitar. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 482-5189.

‘No Boundaries’ Concert: Canadian songstress Rosemary Phelan and guitarist/dobroist Jason LaPrade of the Bright Invisible make a special Vermont appearance.

The Folk Rock Project opens. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 234-5304.

Vermont Youth Orchestra Chorus & Concert Chorale: Jeffrey Buettner conducts a spring program featuring a commissioned work

by Robert Paterson, as well as Mozart’s Requiem.

Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $5-10. Info, 863-5966.

talks Ann Milovsoroff: A landscape architect and horticulturalist takes listeners on an armchair tour of “Gardens Around the World.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5.

Info, 864-3516.

Dr. Freeman A. Hrabowski: One of Time Magazine’s “10 Best College Presidents” weighs in on “The Role of the Liberal Arts in a 21st-Century Education: Dreams and Values.” McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 2:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 654-2536.

‘Short Clips of Great Trips’: Outdoor escapades fill an evening of slide shows by the Burlington section of the Green Mountain Club.

Preregister. Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 6:15-9:30 p.m. $7 minimum donation; cash bar.

Info, gmcevents@hotmail.com.

Tim Brookes: The Vermont author explains “How the Guitar Conquered America” in a lecture chronicling the instrument’s growth in popularity over the past 425 years. Pomfret Town Office, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2877.

Timothy Rub: The George D. Widener director and chief executive officer of the Philadelphia Museum of Art (and ’74 Midd alum) weighs the relevance of a degree in art history today in “Marking Time: Reflections on a Middlebury Education and the Road(s) Not Taken.” Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5007.

theater ‘Beyond Therapy’: The Shelburne Players present Christopher Durang’s tangled web of romance, complete with seductive therapists, in this comedic romp. See calendar spotlight. Shelburne Town Center, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 363-7643, shelburneplayers@aol.com.

Catamount Country Talent Show: A celebrity panel judges 10 to 15 acts in areas of music, magic, dance, acting and more. Proceeds benefit Special Olympics Vermont. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $3-7. Info, 233-1055, catamountcountrytalentshow@gmail.com.

‘Disney’s Beauty and the Beast’: See THU.07, 7 p.m.

‘Eurydice’: See THU.07, 8 p.m.

‘Peter Pan’: See THU.07, 7:30 p.m.

‘Romeo and Juliet’: See WED.06, 7 p.m.

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‘Scaphondre’: A Separate Puppet Entity presents a fantastical puppet production about a lonely fisherman’s love affair with the moon. Come dressed as your own “inner creature.” Musical acts by the Burlington Brass Balagan and Osage Orange precede and follow the show. 4 W. Center St., Winooski, 9-10 p.m. $5. Info, 503-984-7075.

‘The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)’: Audiences brush up on the Bard on a comic express tour through some of the greatest stories ever told, enacted

by Vermont Teen Theatre. Auditorium, Rochester High School, 7 p.m. $7. Info, 767-9100.

‘Theophilus North’: See THU.07, 8 p.m.

words Graphic-Novel Readers & Creators: Graphic designer and comic-book fan Rick Evans facilitates discussion and networking centered on illustrated narratives. Phoenix Books, Essex, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

Nic Sheff: Teens and adults tune in as the bestselling author discusses his latest memoir, We All Fall Down: Living With Addiction. Preregister.

Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

Poetry Alive! 2011 Poetry Display: See WED.06, all day.

Poetry Slam & Common Place Book KickOff: Wordsmiths give a nod to National Poetry Month by reciting their own lines. The bookstore will also pick up the old tradition of recording town gossip, news and events in a community log. Stardust Books, Craftsbury Common, 7 p.m. $1. Info, 586-2200.

Tolkien Readings: Hobbits, elves and humans recite from a favorite passage, song or scene by the linguist-turned-cult-author. John Dewey Lounge, Old Mill Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 578-8874.

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Encaustics & Candle Making: Come on, get waxy! Artistic types learn about creating paintings and candles with the molten substance.

ReSTORE, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Donations accepted. Info, 658-4143.

bazaars Rummage Sale: See THU.07, 9-11 a.m.

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Mad Pie Hoedown: Swing your partner ’round at a pie auction and square dance with music by Her Majesty’s Streak o’Lean. Proceeds raise money for the Village-Building Convergence. Plainfield Community Center, 7-10 p.m. $5-10 suggested donation. Info, 276-3839, twinpond@gmail.com.

Norwich Contra Dance: David Millstone calls the steps for a soft-soled moves to tunes by Northern Spy. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8 p.m. $5-8; free for under 16; donations accepted for seniors.

Info, 785-4607, rbarrows@cs.dartmouth.edu.

education VSAC College Pathways: High school juniors and their parents kick off college planning through a full day of workshops. Lyndon State College, Lyndonville, 8:30 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. Info, 888-943-7301.

environment LEAP Energy Fair: Sixty exhibits inform ecofriendly folks about everything from wind power to composting to carpooling. Local experts explore three topics: solar power, home-energy savings and local-student energy projects. Crossett Brook Middle School, Duxbury, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free.

Info, 244-0944.

film ‘Ask Us Who We Are’: Bess O’Brien’s new documentary film about the lives of youth in foster care makes its debut at this gala premiere.

Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 592-3190.

‘The Beaches of Agnès’: This free-floating documentary about the life of directer Agnès Varda summarizes her long career through film clips, reconstructed moments and symbolism.

Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

‘The Summer of Walter Hacks’: Waterbury Center dairy farmer George Woodard’s black-andwhite, coming-of-age film captures Vermont in the 1950s. Meet the director and several cast members after the screening. Proceeds benefit the opera house. Hyde Park Opera House, 7:30-10 p.m. $6. Info, 888-4507.

Burlington Winter Farmers Market: Vendors sell ethnic cuisine, pottery, artisan cheese and anything else they can produce in the cold. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 310-5172, info@burlingtonfarmersmarket.org.

Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.06, 2 p.m.

Lyndon Winter Farmers Market: More than 20 vendors proffer a rotation of fresh veggies, meats, cheeses and more. Tom Breslin Community Center, Lyndonville, 10 a.m.-1 p.m.

Free. Info, lyndonfarmersmarket@gmail.com.

Middlebury Winter Farmers Market: Area growers, cheese makers, bakers and craftspeople collaborate to offer year-round “eat local” options.

American Flatbread, Middlebury, 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

Free. Info, 388-0178.

Norwich Indoor Farmers Market: Localvores stock up on produce, baked goods, meats and cheeses from area vendors. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 384-7447.

Pancake Breakfast: Folks gobble up flapjacks, fresh maple syrup and more to benefit Porters Point PTO. Porters Point School, Colchester, 9-11 a.m. $3-5; $20 maximum per family. Info, 2645920, ppspto@gmail.com.

Shelburne Winter Farmers Market: Vendors peddle fresh veggies, eggs, meat and maple products, along with baked goods and Vermont crafts. Shelburne Town Gym, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2472.

Waterbury Winter Farmers Market: Cultivators and their customers swap edible inspirations. Live music and children’s crafts coincide. Cafeteria, Thatcher Brook Primary School, Waterbury, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 279-4341.

health & fitness Herbs & Natural Therapies for Dental Care: Treat those pearly whites well with input on oral-health issues from herbalist Sandra Lory.

Preregister. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 1-2:30 p.m. $8-10. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@ hungermountain.com.

Children’s Story Time: Young ones sidle up to the story stage for Toot & Puddle-themed tales.

Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free.

Info, 864-8001.

Easter Egg Hunt & Mascot March: Little ones scavenge for hidden sweets while area business mascots show off their costumes. University Mall, South Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066.

Franklin Playgroup: Toddlers and their adult companions meet peers for tales and sing-alongs.

Franklin Central School, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Franklin Tumble Time: Athletic types stretch their legs in an empty gym. Franklin Central School, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Green Mountain Children’s Celtic Festival: Toes tap and kilts swirl at this inaugural fête featuring live music, dancing, face painting, crafts ... even leprechauns. Proceeds benefit the One Studio Dance scholarship fund.

West Monitor Barn, Richmond, 12:30 p.m. & 3 p.m. $8-10. Info, 244-8600.

Haiku Workshop: Poet Michiko Oishi helps budding writers put thoughts on paper in 5-7-5 moras. Space is limited; preregister. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338, rysenechal@kellogghubbard.org.

Raptor Craft: Live birds inspire feathered drawings, sculptures and art projects. Shelburne Farms, 10 a.m.-noon. $5-7. Info, 985-8686.

Read to a Dog: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free.

Info, 863-3403.

Robert L. Hunton: The author of Gift of the Desert Dog shares tidbits of his tale about a 12-year-old boy’s journey across an Arizona desert in this talk and book signing. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7505 or 864-8001.

Tea With Mrs. Potts: Middle schoolers perform excerpts from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast for families with small children. Kids can meet the cast and get autographs after the show. Albert D. Lawton Intermediate School, Essex Junction, noon-1:15 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 8781388, eleroux57@gmail.com.

‘The Jungle Book’: See FRI.08, 3 p.m. & 7 p.m.

music Burlington Ensemble: Sofia Hirsch, Michael Dabroski, Elizabeth Reid, John Dunlop, Michael Hakim and Joseph Pepper perform pieces by Smetana and Dvořák in “Large Czechs.” Partial proceeds support COTS. College Street Congregational Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 540-3084.

Dala & Madison Violet: Two emerging Canadian duos let loose acoustic pop and folk pop, respectively. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $18-22. Info, 728-6464.

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Crafty Second Saturdays: History buffs celebrate the Vermont Symphony Orchestra, which became the first official state symphony in the country in April of 1939, by fashioning their own

Family Dance Party: Folks of all ages ring in the spring with a little dance-floor swing.

Proceeds benefit the Pine Forest Children’s Center. Gymnasium, Champlain Elementary School, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $3-5; $10-12 per family. Info, 651-9455, wendyl@thepineforest.org.

Annual Dinner & Auction: Speakers share tales of reconciliation journeys at a dinner benefiting the Burlington Dismas House. Susan Cooke Kittredge keynotes. Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. $45; additional donations accepted. Info, 658-0381, mary@dismasofvermont.org.

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Tolkien Conference: Feeling Middle-earthy?

Scholars and fans of the Lord of the Rings author discuss themes of nature and the environment in his work. Middlebury College’s Matthew Dickerson keynotes. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Free.

Info, 578-8874.

‘Eat My Art Out’: Choreographers Heather Bryce, Clare Byrne, Sharon Mansur, Annelies McVoy, Isadora Snapp and Hanna Satterlee present developing works and accept feedback. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 299-4676.

food & drink

National MS Walk: Folks wind three- or six-mile loops to benefit education, support, advocacy and research funded by the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, Greater New England Chapter. Burlington High School, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. $25 fundraising minimum. Info, 871-5696.

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Saturday Art Sampler: Beginning stitchers learn to use yarn for warm and wooly projects.

Preregister. Davis Studio Gallery, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. $24. Info, 425-2700.

dance Ballroom Lesson & Dance Social: See FRI.08, 7-10 p.m.

‘Un Poquito de Tanta Verdad’: Jill Irene Freidberg’s documentary charts a nonviolent uprising in Oaxaca, Mexico, in which thousands of ordinary citizens took the media into their own hands to further their fight for justice.

Vermont Workers’ Center, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 861-4892.

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Regular museum admission, $3-5; free for children under 5. Info, 828-2180.

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Department of Fine Arts Music Festival: Programs by the Concert Wind and Jazz Ensemble, voice students, the Sleepless Knights, Mike Check, the AcaBellas, Akoma West African Drumming Ensemble, and the College Chorale and Chamber Singers fill the afternoon. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon-5 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

Green Mountain Youth Symphony: Local instrumentalists celebrate the symphony’s 10th anniversary with works by Vermont composers Erik Nielsen, Dennis Báthory-Kitsz and Lydia Busler-Blais, as well as scores from Gladiator, Lord of the Rings and more. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7 p.m. $10 suggested donation; free for children. Info, 603-448-0400.

Green Room CD Release Party: Folks get down to the New Hampshire band’s groovin’ mix of funk, blues and soul. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8-11 p.m. $8. Info, 356-2776.

‘John the Revelator’: Composer Phil Kline’s 21st-century mass, originally commissioned by WNYC following September 11’s terrorist attacks, is performed by Lionheart Vocal Ensemble, ETHEL string quartet and organist David Neiweem. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20-30.

Info, 656-4455.

Linda Radtke: The musician gives a costumed rundown of major state benchmarks in “Vermont History Through Song.”

Memorial Hall, Essex, 2 p.m. Donations accepted.

Info, 879-7334.

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‘Ricky Nelson Remembered’: Matthew and Gunnar Nelson perform their father’s hit songs in front of big-screen footage of the original “teen idol.” Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $25-32. Info, 760-4634.

Robin Eubanks and EB3: The University of Vermont Jazz Ensemble opens for the premier jazz trombonist and accompanying duo with big-band music composed by Eubanks himself. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966.

Social Band: In “Earthly Ground: The Vermont Poetry and Song Project,” Burlington’s lively band of singers premieres new works by 10 Vermont composers. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10-15 suggested donation. Info, 658-8488.

Stone Document: The prog-ambient-fusion trio embarks on an improvisational journey in the spirit of early art rock. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m.

Free. Info, 443-3168.

The Coasters & The Platters: Jump back in time as classic R & B musicians serve up a dose of 1950s nostalgia. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $20.50-30.50. Info, 775-0903.

The Sky Blue Boys: Dan and Willy Lindner perform a repertoire of old ballads, parlor songs, heart songs and sacred numbers. WalkOver Gallery & Concert Room, Bristol, 8 p.m. $12-15.

Info, 453-3188, walkover@mac.com.

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seminars 1812 Costume Workshop: History buffs learn about period dress from reenactor and Costume Society of America member Sharon Bell. Battle of Plattsburgh Association, N.Y., 11 a.m. $5. Info, 518566-1814, seamstress18c@verizon.net.

sport Vermont Roller Derby: ‘Superhero Slam Bout’: The Green Mountain Derby Dames defend their home turf against Assault City Roller Derby’s B and A teams. Partial proceeds benefit a Vermont charity. Robert E. Miller Centre, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 4 p.m. $6-15. Info, 863-5966.

talks Loretta LaRoche: The Emmy-nominated motivational speaker and humorist focuses on getting the most of out life at a benefit for Woodstock Nursery School, which is celebrating its 60th anniversary. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $30-50. Info, 457-3981.

theater ‘Beyond Therapy’: See FRI.08, 7:30 p.m.

‘Disney’s Beauty and the Beast’: See THU.07, 7 p.m.

‘Eurydice’: See THU.07, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

‘Peter Pan’: See THU.07, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

‘Romeo and Juliet’: See WED.06, 7 p.m.

‘The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)’: See FRI.08, 7 p.m.

The Met: Live in HD: Catamount Arts Center: Juan Diego Flórez stars in a broadcast of Rossini’s comic opera Le Comte Ory. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1 p.m. $16-23. Info, 748-2600.

The Met: Live in HD: Lake Placid Center for the Arts: See listing above. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 1 p.m. $12-18. Info, 518-523-2512.

The Met: Live in HD: Loew Auditorium: See listing above. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 1 p.m. $1027.50. Info, 603-646-2422.

and Ecological Landscapes.” Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 2-3 p.m. $10. Info, 388-2117.

Café, Burlington, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 859-9222.

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Community Benefit: Through live music, a pig roast, chicken barbecue, bake sale and silent auction, town members raise money for Eric Swanson and Will Kuban, whose home was destroyed in a recent fire at Dutchie’s General Store. West Pawlet Volunteer Fire Department, 2 p.m. $5-10 for food; donations accepted. Info, 645-0613.

Burlington-Area Scrabble Club: Tripleletter-square seekers spell out winning words.

New players welcome. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 12:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558.

Cut-a-Thon: Folks tidy up their locks at this benefit for Aveda’s Earth Month Campaign, which seeks to raise $4 million for the protection of clean water. O’Brien’s Aveda Institute, South Burlington, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. $10 per haircut; donations accepted. Info, 658-9591, ext. 1.

Family Movie & Benefit Brunch: Forget dinner and a movie. Folks start the day in front of the big screen at this benefit for St. Augustine Parish scholarships for students attending Barre’s Central Vermont Catholic School. Movies begin at 10 a.m. at Capitol Theatre; brunch follows at the Capitol Plaza, Montpelier. $11-21. Info, 476-5015.

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Kids4Peace Walk-a-thon: An annual promenade through town raises money for Palestinian and Israeli children to join Vermont kids at a two-week summer camp in Burlington. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 388-1307.

Yoga Dance: Expressive movements foster inspiration and healing. South End Studio, Burlington, 9:30-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 540-0044.

Lasagna Barn Dance: Twelve types of lasagna served with salad and brownies energize families for contra-dance diversions to tunes by Lilly and the Late Bloomers. Proceeds benefit the Open Hearth at the Waitsfield after school kids program. Gymnasium, Waitsfield Elementary School, 3-6 p.m. $12 per person; $35 per family.

Info, 793-4349.

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WOKO Indoor Flea Market: Feeling thrifty?

Bargain-hunters lose themselves in a sale of collectibles, antiques, crafts and household goods.

Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. $2-3; free for kids under 12. Info, 878-5545, ext. 26.

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‘Theophilus North’: See THU.07, 8 p.m.

Spring Book & Ephemera Fair: Postcards, maps and other transitory print items join secondhand and antique tomes at a sale for collectors. Exhibition Hall, Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $4; free for ages 15 and under. Info, 527-7243.

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The Met: Live in HD: Town Hall Theater: See listing above. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 1 p.m. $10-22. Info, 382-9222.

Poetry Alive! 2011 Poetry Display: See WED.06, all day.

Richard Allen: The author of North Williston: Down Depot Hill describes how the town morphed into an economic center for Chittenden County with the 1849 arrival of the railroad in a book signing and slide show. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Story Time: See THU.07, 11 a.m.

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agriculture Pruning Fruit Trees & Berry Plants: A tree caretaker doles out trimming tips. Preregister.

Elmore Roots Nursery, Wolcott, 1-3 p.m. $10. Info, 888-3305, fruitpal@elmoreroots.com.

Spring Garden Talk: From green roofs to rain gardens to permeable paving, landscape designer Rebecca Lindenmeyer explores “Nature Plants

Texas Hold ’em Tournament: Put on your poker face and engage in some charitable gaming to support the Richmond Little League.

Space is limited; preregister. Holiday Inn, South Burlington, $20 satellites, 10 a.m.; main event registration, noon; main event, 12:30 p.m. $80; add-ons for $75; must be 18 or older to enter. Info, 434-5192 or 343-4120.

‘The Final Inch’: Irene Taylor Brodsky’s 2009 documentary catches viewers up on the ongoing efforts to eradicate polio in India, Pakistan and Afghanistan — 50 years after the development of the polio vaccine. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 279-2371, ndidomen@yahoo.com.

food & drink Annual Hunger Banquet: Community members combat hunger at a fundraising meal for the King Street Center, Cots and Food Salvage. King Street Center, Burlington, 4:30-6:30 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, foodsalvage@gmail.com.

Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.06, 2 p.m.

SEABA Benefit: Supporters of the South End Arts & Business Association help themselves to brunch or dinner. Artistic duo Franglais create a painting live in the evening. Leunig’s Bistro &

Open Meditation Classes: Harness your emotions and cultivate inner peace through the Tibetan Buddhist tradition. Laughing River Yoga, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. $5-25 suggested donation.

Info, 684-0452, vermont@rsl-ne.com.

kids Read to a Dog: See SAT.09, 1-2 p.m.

French-English Conversation Group: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

music Annemieke Spoelstra: The award-winning piano accompanist for the St. Michael’s College Chorale and the Vermont Youth Orchestra presents “Bach and the Piano.” McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

Art Herttua: The musician serenades brunchers with jazz guitar strains in the tradition of Joe Pass and Mimi Fox. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569.

Green Mountain Youth Symphony: See SAT.09, Barre Opera House, 2 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 476-8188.

‘Inner Voices’: As part of the ChamberWorks series, Vermont violists Marcia Cassidy, Elizabeth Reid, Kathy Andrew and Leslie Sonder pay their respects to Ravel, Telemann, Brydern and Bowen.

Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 3 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

Scott Stapp: The lead lyricist and vocalist of Creed breaks out a sampling of the rock band’s hits, as well as some solo songs. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $60-75. Info, 760-4634.

Social Band: See SAT.09, Congregational Church, Charlotte, 4 p.m.

Vermont Contemporary Music Ensemble: In “A Touch of Wonder,” musicians go to town on Cecelia Daigle’s Mortal Fools, Dennis BáthoryKitsz’s Fuliginous Quadrant, Jennifer Jolley’s Flight 710 to Cabo San Lucas and more. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 849-6900.

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UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7776.

outdoors ‘The Big Chill: Be a Hero for Epilepsy’: Warm-hearted volunteers don bathing suits for an off-season dunk in Lake Champlain to raise funds for the Epilepsy Foundation of Vermont.

Bayside Park, Malletts Bay, Colchester, registration, 11 a.m.; dip, 11:30 a.m.; pork and chicken barbecue follows. $100 registration; free or by donation to watch. Info, 800-565-0972, epilepsy@sover.net.

seminars Avian Photography Workshop: Photojournalist Rob Strong doles out techniques for improving film- or digital-photography skills in a portrait session with live birds. Preregister.

Vermont Institute of Natural Science, Quechee, 1-3 p.m. $22-28. Info, 359-5000, ext. 223.

sport Otter Creek Mud Run 5K: Runners take a fifth-season dash to benefit Otter Creek Child Center. Middlebury Natural Food Co-op, 5K, 8:30 a.m.; Tot Trot, approximately 9:15 a.m. $8-30.

Info, 388-9688.

Women’s Drop-In Soccer: Ladies — and sometimes gents — break a sweat while passing around the spherical polyhedron at this coedfriendly gathering. Beginners are welcome. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $3. Info, 862-5091.

theater ‘Beyond Therapy’: See FRI.08, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

‘Peter Pan’: See THU.07, 2 p.m.

‘The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)’: See FRI.08, 2 p.m.

The Met: Live in HD: Town Hall Theater: See SAT.09, 3 p.m.

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Poetry Alive! 2011 Poetry Display: See WED.06, all day.

MON.11 ‘Marketing Speed Dating’: Businesses seek meaningful connections with companies specializing in web design, e-marketing and communications at this fast-paced networking event.

Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. $25. Info, 865-5202.

Ciné Salon: A film series seeks to enlighten with selections and discussion surrounding epiphanies. This week, viewers screen Terrence Malick’s 1978 operatic tale Days of Heaven.

Howe Library, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-643-4120.

food & drink Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.06, 2 p.m.

health & fitness Strong Living Exercise: See THU.07, 8 a.m.

kids After school Programs: See THU.07, 3:30 p.m.

Infant Story Hour: Kiddos up to age 2 absorb spoken-word yarns. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, aldrichlibrary@ charter.net.

Music With Raphael: See THU.07, 10:45 a.m.

Pajama Story Time: Comfy-clothed kiddos get a bedtime tale and snack. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 876-7147.

Stories With Megan: Preschoolers ages 2 to 5 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Swanton Playgroup: See FRI.08, 9:30-11 a.m.

Teen Advisory Board: Middle and high schoolers have a say in program planning and the teen collection. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Bob & Charles Barasch: Father and son pair up for a presentation of poetry. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

Marjorie Cady Memorial Writers Group: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@ comcast.net.

Poetry Alive! 2011 Poetry Display: See WED.06, all day.

Shape & Share Life Stories: Prompts trigger true tales, which are crafted into compelling narratives and read aloud. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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agriculture Gardening With Native Plants: Vermont Nature Conservancy invasive species coordinator Sharon Plumb suggests trees, shrubs and perennials that improve wildlife habitat. Shelburne Farms, 5:30-7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 985-8686.

conferences Vermont Travel Industry Conference: Tourism professionals catch the latest industry trends and updates through exhibits, lectures and workshops. Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 7:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. $55-300, depending on package.

Info, 865-5202.

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Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.06, 2 p.m.

Free Cone Day: Participating Ben & Jerry’s shops nationwide scoop up cool, creamy treats to thank local communities for their support.

Various locations statewide, noon-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 846-1500.

health & fitness Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.

kids After school Programs: See THU.07, 3:30 p.m.

Alburgh Playgroup: Tots form friendships over stories, songs and crafts. Alburgh Elementary School, 12:15-1 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Children’s Story Hour: Two- to 5-year-olds tune in for audible prose. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, aldrichlibrary@charter.net.

Children’s Story Time: See WED.06, 10:30 a.m.

Creative Tuesdays: Artists engage their imaginations with recycled crafts. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Fairfax Story Hour: Songs, tales and crafts captivate kiddos. Fairfax Community Library, Fairfax, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Kids Story Hour: Literature hounds show up for tall tales. East Barre Branch Library, kids under 3 meet at 10 a.m.; ages 3 to 5 meet at 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 476-5118.

Ballroom & Latin Dance: Dance-floor disciplines — including swing and rumba — keep feet on the move. Main Street Middle School, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $12-14. Info, 225-8699, elabd@comcast.net.

Music With Robert: The host of a weekly folk- and world-music show on VPR explores tunes with music lovers of all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Open Computer Time: See THU.07, 3-4:30 p.m.

Student Recital: See THU.07, 10:48 p.m.

Ballroom Dance Class: Folks take instruction in swing from 5:30 to 6:30 p.m. and rumba from 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. Gymnasium, Union Elementary School, Montpelier. $14 to drop in. Info, 225-8699.

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music Mad River Chorale Rehearsals: No auditions are necessary to join this community choir, which meets weekly to give voice to song selections from America’s greatest composers.

Harwood Union High School, South Duxbury, 6:45-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4781.

‘Spend Smart’: Vermonters learn savvy skills for stretching bucks and managing money.

Preregister. 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 104.

Green Drinks: Activists and professionals for a cleaner environment raise a glass over networking and discussion. The Skinny Pancake, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2253.

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‘A World of Health: Connecting People, Place and Planet’: A small discussion group pinpoints the connections between human wellbeing and the environment, and brainstorms how we can sustain both. Space is limited; call to preregister. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

Paul Costello & Roger Allbee: The executive director of the Vermont Council on Rural Development and the former Vermont Secretary for Agriculture, Food and Markets cover history and current trendlines before an introduction to the newly established Vermont Working Landscape Partnership. Billings North Lounge, University of Vermont, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 656-4389.

Awakening Mindfulness: A weekly series with Ven. Amy Miller examines using “Everyday Life as a Springboard for Spiritual Practice.”

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 633-4136.

Otter Valley Aquarium Society Video Presentation: A recorded lecture by aquaticplant expert Karen Randall follows a short business meeting about all things underwater.

Maclure Library, Pittsford, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 483-2972, bjhookervt@gmail.com.

Radio Amateurs of Northern Vermont Ham Radio Club Meeting: Burlington-area radio operators present on a different aspect of radio communications each month. O’Brien

South Hero Playgroup: Free play, crafting and snacks entertain children and their grownup companions. South Hero Congregational Church, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

St. Albans Playgroup: Creative activities and storytelling engage the mind. St. Luke’s Church, St. Albans, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Story Time: Gov. Peter Shumlin captivates kiddos with tales as part of National Library Week.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m.

Free. Info, 878-4918.

Story Time for Tots: Three- to 5-year-olds savor stories, songs, crafts and company.

Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 11 a.m.-noon.

Free. Info, 482-2878.

Traveling Storyteller: A roaming raconteur spins the tale of Rumpelstiltskin. Alburgh Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

language Pause Café: French speakers of all levels converse en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

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‘Structured Decision Making’: Project managers learn to address problems with a formal, structured decision process in this leadershipskills workshop with Loredo Sola. Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 5:30-8:15 p.m. $25-35.

Info, 735-5359.

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Tax Assistance: See THU.07, 9:15 a.m.12:15 p.m.

Civic Center, South Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 879-6589.

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Poetry & Translation Workshop: Judith Chalmer, Jesse LoVasco, Lisa Mase and Michiko Oishi share stanzas in English, Japanese and Italian, and writing prompts encourage attendees to join in. Space is limited; preregister. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 2290774, rysenechal@kellogghubbard.org.

Parent & Provider Workshop: Speaker Scott Noyes expounds upon “Genuine Happiness.”

Preregister. North Hero Elementary School. 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

Qubad Talabani: The Kurdistan Regional Government representative to the United States looks into “The Kurdish Regional Government and the Future of Iraq.” Jost Foundation Room 422, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1096, marylou.shea@uvm.edu.

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music Bucky & Mary Pizzarelli: A jazz fixture and his daughter, a 1979 St. Mike’s grad, perform as a duo. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

Green Mountain Chorus: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 505-9595.

seminars Basic Introduction to Camera Use: Budding videographers learn about media production in this taping workshop. 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext.

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Ramesh Ferris: A man who hand-cycled across Canada, raising more than $300,000 for polio eradication, shares his own experiences with the disease. Entertainment by local musicians, a silent auction and refreshments round out the affair. Capitol Plaza, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $20; $35 per couple; $60 per family/group; free for children 12 and under. Info, 603-442-6575, cchristopoulosjr@ yahoo.com.

Soryu Forall: The speaker gives an autobiographic lecture in “My Way to the Way: The Story of an American Buddhist Monk.” Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

words Burt Porter: The musician explores lines and lyrics in “Making Poetry Memorable Through Music.” Vermont History Museum, Montpelier, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338, rysenechal@kellogghubbard.org.

Donald H. Wickman: Historical snapshots and diary excerpts fill the author’s new book, A Very Fine Appearance: The Vermont Civil War Photographs of George Houghton. Snelling Room, Vermont History Museum, Montpelier, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 479-8519, julie.nelson@state.vt.us.

Gesine Bullock-Prado: The “closet master baker” delivers a sweet presentation about her latest cookbook, Sugar Baby: Confections, Candies, Cakes & Other Delicious Recipes for Cooking With Sugar. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

kids Babytime: Crawling tots and their parents convene for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free.

Info, 658-3659.

Children’s Story Time: See WED.06, 10:30 a.m.

Enosburg Playgroup: See WED.06, 9-11 a.m.

Erin Hunter: The mastermind behind a fantasy children’s series introduces the latest installment, Warriors: Omen of the Stars: Sign of the Moon, at a reading and book signing. Preregister. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

Fairfax Playgroup: See WED.06, 10-11 a.m.

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Jen Kristel: The speaker draws experiential activities into her lecture, “Challenging Trauma: Using Expressive Arts Therapy to Support Marginalized Voices in South Asia.”

JourneyWorks, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6203.

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‘You Come, Too’: Vermont Humanities Council executive director Peter Gilbert considering the words of popular poet Billy Collins in a roundtable discussion. Vermont Humanities Council, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

Winning Résumés: Job seekers learn to set themselves apart on paper with help from instructor Linda Bland. Preregister. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420.

Jane Williamson: Rokeby Museum’s director sheds light on the radical abolitionist movement in Vermont in “Frederic Douglass in Ferrisburgh.”

Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, noon. $2. Info, 388-2117.

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Sarah Stewart Taylor: As part of a speaker series celebrating cartoons and graphic novels, the author of Amelia Earhart: This Broad Ocean discusses her foray into narrative works through sequential art. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

Invention to Venture Conference: A mixer follows a half day of workshops and speeches focused on entrepreneurship, job creation and economic growth. Grand Maple Ballroom, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m. $5-20.

Info, 656-8780.

Bill Hosley: In an illustrated program, the preservationist and photographer gives a rundown of nearly 200 years of American-library history in “More Than Books: Reflections on Libraries, Community and Historic Preservation.” Pierson Library, Shelburne, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

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Poetry Alive! 2011 Poetry Display: See WED.06, all day.

‘Roots of Prevention’ Award Ceremony: Burlington Partnership for a Healthy Community acknowledges folks who work to make the Queen City safer and healthier through substance-abuse prevention. Preregister. Elks Lodge, Burlington, 7:30-10 a.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 3243841, patti@burlingtonpartnership.com.

Winooski Coalition for a Safe and Peaceful Community: Neighbors and local businesses help create a thriving Onion City by planning community events, sharing resources, networking and more. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 3:30-4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1392, ext.10.

conferences Vermont Travel Industry Conference: See TUE.12, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

crafts Green Mountain Chapter of the Embroiderers’ Guild Meeting: Needleworkers check out the sewing projects of their peers and get a little stitching done. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 879-0198.

Knit Night: Crafty needleworkers (crocheters, too) share their talents and company as they give yarn a makeover. Phoenix Books, Essex, 5-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 872-7111.

film ‘Chemerical’: Andrew Nisker’s 2009 documentary links everyday consumer choices to environmental concerns as it follows one family trying to kick the chemical habit. LACE, Barre, 7 p.m. Free; RSVP required. Info, 476-4276.

‘Practical Applications of Permaculture for New England’: Josh Trought’s high-quality production video documents sustainable landuse design at D Acres of New Hampshire Organic Permaculture Farm & Educational Homestead in Dorchester, N.H. Trought leads a postfilm Q&A. Craftsbury Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 586-9683.

food & drink Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.06, 2 p.m.

Highgate Story Hour: See WED.06, 10-11 a.m.

Ice Skating for Homeschoolers: See WED.06, noon-2 p.m.

Milton Baby Playgroup: See WED.06, 10-11 a.m.

Montgomery Story Hour: See WED.06, 10-11 a.m.

language Italian Conversation Group: Parla Italiano?

A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Call for cancellations in inclement weather. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 899-3869.

music Dubravka Tomsic: The Slovenian pianist, the only protégé of Arthur Rubinstein, presents a repertoire of Beethoven and Chopin compositions. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. $6-24. Info, 443-6433.

Valley Night: Bristol’s G-13 grace the lounge with indie hip-hop and rap. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $5 suggested cover. Info, 496-8994.

seminars ‘Keys to Credit’: A seminar clears up the confusing world of credit. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext.

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‘Using the Web to Manage Your Money’: High school students and adults take an online tour of tools and resources that make keeping track of cash easier, quicker and more accurate.

Space is limited; preregister. VSAC Building, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-642-3177.

talks Bill Hosley: In an illustrated program, the preservationist and photographer gives a rundown of nearly 200 years of American library history in “More Than Books: Reflections on Libraries, Community and Historic Preservation.” South Burlington Community Library, noon. Free. Info, 652-7076.

Joshua Nelson & Frank London: In “Kosher Gospel: Revolutions in Jewish Music,” a gospel singer and the Klezmatics’ trumpeter explore Jewish identity and the quest for freedom through music. Roth Center for Jewish Life, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 603-646-2422.

Marilyn Blackwell: In “Saving the Nation From Slavery: Clarina Howard Nichols and the Prelude to Civil War,” the historian and author details the Brattleboro social reformer’s activist efforts. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

Martha R. Lang: Safari stories from the speaker’s adventures in Kruger National Park and Cape Town fill her lecture on “Travels in South Africa.” Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-7211.

Stephen Wallace: The author of Reality Gap: Alcohol, Drugs and Sex — What Parents Don’t Know and Teens Aren’t Telling offers thoughts on improving parent-child communication.

McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

Steven Sodergren: An assistant professor of history at Norwich University explores “The Burden of History: American Soldiers and the Vietnam War.” Brown Public Library, Northfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 485-4621.

‘The Earth and the Heaven Earth’: A PowerPoint presentation illuminates the relevance of Gnosticism in our times, the changing magnetic currents and shifts in our planet, and their relevance to our state of being. 6 Fairfield Hill Rd., St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706, vermont@goldenrosycross.org.

Vincent Feeney: The historian chronicles the colorful life of Matthew Lyon in “Mad Matt the Democrat,” following the Vermonter’s role as an indentured servant, Green Mountain Boy, entrepreneur and congressman. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@hotmail.com.

William Pfaff: SUNY Plattsburgh’s associate professor of music shares the outcome of an artist-in-residence project completed at Arizona’s Petrified Forest National Park in “Music, Images, Time: Place as Inspiration.” Stafford Auditorium, Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 518-562-4161.

theater ‘Evita’: Northern Stage revisits Andrew Lloyd Webber’s rock opera about the life and times of Eva Perón. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $30-68. Info, 291-9009, ext. 10.

‘The Best of the Nor’Easterns’: The Vermont Actors’ Repertory Theatre stages one-act winners from previous Nor’Eastern Playwrights’ Showcases, including Michael Nethercott’s “The Best Wine” and Nick Vigorito Jr.’s “The Window.”

Brick Box, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 773-8038, actorsrepvt@aol.com.

words Book Discussion Series: ‘A Mysterious Lens on American Culture’: A thought-provoking cultural backdrop makes Faye Kellerman’s Ritual Bath more than a simple whodunit.

South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209.

Brian Tokar: As part of Earth Month, the director of the Institute for Social Ecology and environmental and social-justice activist discusses his latest book, Toward Climate Justice. Perry Hall, Champlain College, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-5449.

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classes acting SHAKESPEARE UNPLUGGED: Mon., May 2, 9, 16 & 23: 4-5:30 p.m. (ages 11-18); 6:30-8:30 p.m. (ages 18+). Cost: $80/early bird fee; $100/after Apr. 15.

Location: Lost Nation Theater, 39 Main St., Montpelier. Info: Lost Nation Theater, Lost Nation Theater, 229-0492, info@lostnationtheater.org, lostnationtheater.org. Taught

by Margo Whitcomb (former associate artistic director of the Tony-winning ACT in San Francisco). The classes introduce (or solidify) the foundation of performing Shakespeare.

Through text analysis, vocal and physical strengthening, and expanding imaginative skills, participants will bring the words of Shakespeare alive in his best plays and sonnets.

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LEARN TO DANCE W/ A PARTNER!: Cost: $50/4week class. Location: The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington, St. Albans, Colchester. Info: First Step Dance, 598-6757, kevin@firststepdance.com, FirstStepDance.com. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance!

Beginning classes repeat each month, but intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Three locations to choose from!

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CERAMICS/CLAY STUDIO: Adult class. 6 weeks: Mon., Apr. 4, 11, 25; May 2, 9, 16. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Instructed by Jen Labie.

Cost: $200/series. Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Learn the fundamentals of hand building with clay, such as slab building and pinch pots, and use textures and carving techniques to enhance your original pieces.

Learn how to glaze your pieces with colorful painted designs.

Completed work to be picked up at a later date after fired.

Register online.

FASHION FACELIFT: Adult class.

6 weeks: Mon., Apr. 4, 11, 25; May 2, 9, 16. 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Instructed by Claudia Venon.

Cost: $200/series. Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Learn to how to identify unappreciated treasures in your own closet and give them a new lease on life. Claudia will teach you an array of useful and beautiful techniques such as printing, appliqueing, embroidering, ruching and more to create fun and fabulous clothes that you will adore. Register online.

FUSED GLASS: Adult class.

6-week class. Wed., Apr. 6, 13, 27; May 4, 11, 18. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Instructed by Alyssa Oxley. Cost: $200/series.

Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info: 425-2700, davisstudiovt.com/

MIXED-MEDIA ART DOLLS: Adult class. 6-week class.

Thu., Apr. 7, 14, (skip 21), 28; May 5, 12, 19. 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Instructed by Teresa Davis.

Cost: $200/series. Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Create expressive forms that evolve intuitively.

Each doll will be unique.

Materials are supplied, but we encourage you to bring a few treasures of your own to personalize your doll (fabric, stone, wood, beads, buttons, found objects, etc.). No sewing or art experience necessary, just a playful attitude. Register online.

empowerment MAKING YOUR KIT BAG WORKSHOP: Apr. 23, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Cost: $15/workshop.

Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 2447909. A one-day experiential workshop that helps students identify those items, ideas and pieces of information that can support them in times of spiritual crisis. An invaluable adjunct to the spiritual journey and helpful for anyone who works with his or her dreams.

Led by Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

first aid WILDERNESS FIRST RESPONDER: May 25-Jun. 3, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $800/ course. Location: The Flashbulb Institute, Burlington. Info: The Flashbulb Institute, 881-0419, info@theflashbulb. org, theflashbulb.org. The Flashbulb Institute is hosting SOLO Wilderness Medical School to conduct this course.

The Wilderness First Responder (WFR) course is the recognized industry standard for those who work as backcountry trip leaders, conservation team leaders, camp counselors and outdoor guides.

feldenkrais FELDENKRAIS: Weekly on Wed., 7-8 p.m. Cost: $12/ class. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Uwe Mester, 735-3770, uwemester@gmx. net. First class is free! The Feldenkrais Method, a form of somatic education, will help you to overcome aches and pains, reduce muscle tension, and increase your self-knowledge, flexibility and awareness of your body. Anyone, young or old, physically challenged or physically fit, can benefit from the Feldenkrais Method. For more information about Feldenkrais (including testimonials) and complete class schedule, please visit vermontfeldenkrais.com.

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WOMEN BEGINNER WALK/ RUN CLASS: Apr. 27-Jul. 13, 5:45-7 p.m., Weekly on Wed. 652-4548 Cost: $45/series until Apr. 20; flynnarts@flynncenter.org $50 Apr. 21-May 4. Location: Williston Central School 1x1-FlynnPerfArts093009.indd 1 9/28/09 3:32:51 PM SUMMER CAMPS ENROLLING recreation path, 195 Central NOW!: Ages 12-18: Fri., Apr. 8, School Dr., Williston. Info: & Sat., Apr. 9. Location: Flynn Michele Morris, 598-5625, Center for the Performing michele@firststridesvermont.

Arts, Burlington. Auditions for com, firststridesvermont.com. three summer youth theater First Strides is a proven, fun, productions: jazzy musical “A 12-week program that uses Year with Frog & Toad,” sociallyencouragement and training conscious farce “Urinetown, the to improve the fitness, selfMusical” and touring original esteem and support network of performance by the “Theaterwomen of all ages and abilities. in-Action Team.” Detailed audiWalkers and beginning runners tion packet, music and more welcome. Registration forms available at flynnarts.org. Call available online, at Women’s 652-4537 or email flynnarts@ Source for Sports and Fleet flynncenter.org for an audition Feet. Registration closes May 4. time slot.

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BURLINGTON’S BEST SALSA: DAVID LARSON & SOUTH END STUDIO: Burlington’s newest (& nicest) place to dance. Yes! Now there are 2 salsa dance studios in Burlington. New class series begins Thursday, Apr. 7. 7-8 p.m., Beginning Salsa. A great way to get started & make some new friends.

LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Cost: $60/6-week series ($50 for students/seniors).

Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: lindyvermont.com, 860-7501.

Great fun, exercise and socializing, with fabulous music. Learn in a welcoming and lighthearted environment. Classes start every six weeks: Tuesdays for beginners; Wednesdays for upper levels. Instructors: Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl.

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We will learn to cut sheets of glass and explore various techniques to create a number of flat glass projects in addition to draping and slumping into molds to form bowls. Bring sketches or explore ideas here.

There will be discussion of design principles, kiln and tool use. Register online.

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CLAY: SPOUTS, HANDLES & LIDS: Apr. 20-May 25, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $175/nonmembers,

PAINTING: PLEIN-AIR: May 11-Jun. 1, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Cost: $90/nonmembers, $81/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Come paint outdoors and explore Vermont’s best lake and mountain views!

Students will work with composition, color, shadow and lights, and rendering techniques at a new site each week. Some instruction in watercolor painting will be provided. Open to all levels. Please bring your paint/ medium of choice. Limit: 12.

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 598-1077, info@ salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. One-onone, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m.

Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walkins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

MODERN DANCE, BALLET, PILATES: Location: Burlington Dances (Chace Mill, top floor), 1 Mill St., 372, Burlington.

Info: Burlington Dances, Lucille Dyer, 863-3369, Info@BurlingtonDances. com, BurlingtonDances.com.

Modern dance technique, classical ballet barre, Bartenieff Fundamentals, Pilates, Space Harmony and somatic awareness classes give you the foundations of strength, coordination, musicality and flexibility to move with confidence and say what cannot be said in words or other forms of artistic expression. Great prices, friendly teachers, inspiring atmosphere.

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BCA offers dozens of weeklong summer art camps for ages 3-14 in downtown Burlington from June to August – the largest selection of art camps in the region! Choose full- or halfday camps – scholarships are available. See all the camps and details at burlingtoncityarts.com.

JEWELRY: PENDANTS & EARRINGS: May 3-24, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $120/nonmembers, $108/ BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Design and create your own jewelry to wear. In this four-week class, learn to make a set of earrings and a pendant using different silversmith techniques like etching and enameling. Take with Handmade Necklace Chains to make a full eight-week class!

Material fees are not included.

Limit: 12.

Then, 8-9 p.m., very cool Ladies Styling with Shannon and some incredible turning combinations (Condado, Cop and Flair turns!). Location: South End Studio, 696 Pine St., near Lake Champlain Chocolates, just behind New World Tortilla, Burlington. Info: Sabrina, 540-0044, southendstudiovt. com. With all the dance classes offered in Burlington why take lessons from us? “We had a lot of fun learning how to salsa dance at South End Studio.

Shannon and David are such beautiful dancers. They really made it easy to learn. Their classes are just great. It’s like a night out, meeting new people, great music and you realize you’ve learned how to salsa dance too. Shannon and David are Burlington’s best teachers.

Thanks guys.” Lorraine, salsa lover.

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MINDFUL EATING W/ LISA MASE: Apr. 28, 5:30-7 p.m.

Cost: $30/workshop. Location: The Ayurvedic Center of Vermont, 34 Oak Hill Rd., Williston Village. Info: 8728898, AyurvedaVermont.com/ classes. Harmonized Cookery: In this hands-on workshop you will gain strategies to make time in your life for cooking and savoring meals, learn to hear your body’s signals for nourishment, and explore ways to eat more nutritious, whole foods. Taste creative samples and leave with recipes. Please preregister, 872-8898.

$157.50/BCA members.

Location: Burlington City Arts, 250 Main St., Burlington. Learn techniques to make at least five different styles of handles.

Learn how to pull, fold and alter spouts into new and strange appendages that actually pour!

Must be able to center and pull walls with at least two pounds of clay. Over 20 hours per week of open studio time included!

Limit: 10.

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classes THE FOLLOWING CLASS LISTINGS ARE PAID ADVERTISEMENTS. ANNOUNCE YOUR CLASS FOR AS LITTLE AS $13.75/WEEK (INCLUDES SIX PHOTOS AND UNLIMITED DESCRIPTION ONLINE). SUBMIT YOUR CLASS AD AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTCLASS. FLYNNARTS

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SUMMER CAMPS ENROLLING NOW!: Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Over 30 full-day performing-arts camps with after care until 5 p.m. for ages 4-18: drama, moviemaking, radio, comedy, hip-hop and jazz dance, puppetry, slam poetry, musical theater, voice, and historic improvisation. Themes for younger kids include Harry Potter, Magic School Bus, spies, pirates, royalty, fairy tales, animals, Dr. Seuss, Mo Willems (Pigeon/Knuffle Bunny) books, sea monsters (Champ), ballet, world cultures, costuming and history.

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BUILDING RAISED BEDS: Apr. 9, 9:30-11 a.m. Cost: $10/class.

Location: Gardener’s Supply Burlington Store, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington. Info: 660-3505, gardenerssupplystore.com.

Perfect for do-it-yourselfers.

We’ll take the mystery out of building your own growing spaces. Preregistration is required.

DESIGNING W/ STONE, STATUARY & WATER: Apr. 23, 9:30-11 a.m. Cost: $10/ class. Location: Gardener’s Supply Burlington Store, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington. Info: 660-3505, gardenerssupplystore.com. Learn how to use these elements effectively to add artistry, create focal points, and set a style or mood.

Presenter: Charlotte Albers.

Preregistration required.

PREPPING BEDS FOR SEEDLINGS: Apr. 16, 9:30-11 a.m. Location: Gardener’s Supply, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington. Info: 660-3505, gardenerssupplystore.com.

My seeds are thriving, what’s next? The perfect follow-up for every seed-starting attendee.

Presenter: David Boucher.

Space is limited. Call to register.

PRUNING BASICS: Apr. 20, 1212:45 p.m. Location: Gardener’s Supply Williston Store, 472 Marshall Ave., Williston.

Info: 658-2433. Lunch & Learn Educational Series.

Instructed by Charlie Nardozzi.

Registration not required. Free.

RAIN GARDENS: WHAT YOU NEED TO GET STARTED: Apr. 13, 12-12:45 p.m. Location:

Gardener’s Supply Williston Store, 472 Marshall Ave., Williston. Info: 658-2433.

Lunch & Learn Educational Series. Registration not required. Free.

WHAT’S NEW FOR 2011 IN ANNUALS, PERENNIALS, TREES & SHRUBS: Apr. 27, 1212:45 p.m. Location: Gardener’s Supply Williston Store, 472 Marshall Ave., Williston. Info: 658-2433. Lunch & Learn Educational Series. Instructed

by Denyse Butler-Ayres.

Registration not required. Free.

healing REMEMBERING THOSE LOST: Apr. 16-17, 9 a.m.

Cost: $80/9-4 Sat.; 9-1 Sun. Location: JourneyWorks office, 11 Kilburn St., Burlington.

Info: JourneyWorks, Michael Watson, 860-6203, mwatsonlcmhc@hotmail.com, journeyworksvt.com. Too often, in our culture, grieving, and remembering our loved ones who have passed into the next world, is done alone. In this two-day, arts-based workshop, participants will have an opportunity to share the work of remembering, grieving and healing in a supportive, smallgroup setting.

herbs 150-HOUR CHINESE HERB PROGRAM: Sep. 24, 2011-Jun. 18, 2012. Cost: $1,750/150 hours. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, suite 109, Essex Jct. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 2888160, elementsofhealing@verizon.net. This program will teach the fundamentals of Chinese medicine theory, as well as a detailed study of assessment skills. We will cover well over 100 commonly used herbs and formulas for health and illness.

This class is appropriate for beginners, as well as other health care practitioners.

BODY SCRUBS: A MINI WORKSHOP: Apr. 13, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Cost: $5/1-hr., hands-on mini workshop. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 W. Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, Purple Shutter Herbs, 865-4372, info@ purpleshutter.com, purpleshutter.com. Scrubs have been used for centuries by civilizations

the world over. Salt scrubs tone, firm, rejuvenate and soften the skin, aiding circulation and removing impurities. Sugar scrubs are best known for reducing cellulite while leaving the skin feeling soft and silky.

Create your own or for a Mom’s Day gift!

HERBS FROM THE GROUND UP: May 2-Oct. 17, 9:30 a.m.-3 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $850/115hr. apprenticeship. Location: Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism’s Learning Gardens, 200 Wood Rd., Middlesex. Info: Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Lisa Mase, 2247100, lisa@vtherbcenter. org, vtherbcenter.org. This experiential apprenticeship focuses on home herb gardening to grow and maintain one’s own apothecary. Students learn soil amendment, seed starting, garden design, planting, harvesting, medicine making, composting. Unique element includes growing Asian medicinal species. Students will take field trips to local gardens/ wild-crafting sites of interest to round out knowledge.

HONORING HERBAL TRADITION 2011: Cost: $850/9 a.m.-5 p.m. 1 Sat./mo. for 8 mos. Location: Horsetail Herbs, 134 Manley Rd., Milton. Info: Horsetail Herbs, Kelley Robie, 893-0521, htherbs@comcast. net, Horsetailherbs.org. Herbal apprenticeship program held on a horse farm. Covers herbal therapies; nutritional support; diet; detox; body systems; medicine making; plant identification; tea tasting; plant spirit medicine and animal communication; wild foods; field trips; iridology; women’s, children’s, men’s and animal health!

Textbook and United Plant Saver membership included.

VSAC grants available.

WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Wisdom of the Herbs Certification Program begins Apr. 23-24 & runs 1 weekend/ mo. through Nov. We are currently interviewing for this program. Wild Edibles spring/ summer term will be held May 8, Jun. 5 & Jul. 10, & summer/ fall term will be held Aug. 21, Sep. 18 & Oct. 16. Plan ahead & apply now for VSAC nondegree grant for 2011 programs while funds are plentiful. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: 456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool. com, wisdomoftheherbsschool. com. Earth skills for changing times. Experiential programs embracing local, wild, edible and medicinal plants, food as first medicine, sustainable

living skills, and the inner journey. Annie McCleary, director, and George Lisi, naturalist.

language ANNOUNCING NEW SPANISH CLASSES: Beginning week of Apr. 18 for 10 weeks. Cost: $160/10 1-hr. classes. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 585-1025, spanishparavos@ gmail.com, spanishwaterburycenter.com. New spring Spanish-class offerings. Learn from a native speaker in a small-class environment. You’ll always be participating and speaking. Also private instruction and tutoring. We specialize in lessons for young children; they love it! Convenient scheduling. See our website for complete information or contact us for details.

martial arts AIKIDO: Adult introductory classes begin on Tue., May 3, at 6:45 p.m. Join now & receive a 3-mo. membership (unlimited classes) & uniform for $175.

Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St. (across from Conant Metal and Light), Burlington. Info: 951-8900, burlingtonaikido.org. Aikido is a dynamic Japanese martial art that promotes physical and mental harmony through the use of breathing exercises, aerobic conditioning, circular movements, and pinning and throwing techniques. We also teach sword/staff arts and knife defense. The Samurai Youth Program provides scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 7-17.

AIKIDO: Tue.-Fri., 6-7:30 p.m.; Sat., 9-10 a.m.; & Sun., 1011:30 a.m. Visitors are always welcome. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 862-9785, vermontaikido.org. Aikido training teaches body and spirit together, promoting physical flexibility and flowing movement, martial awareness with compassionate connection, respect for others and confidence in oneself. Adult Beginners Class: Intro to Aikido Practice, four consecutive Tuesday evening classes beginning February 2. Class time 6 to 7:30 p.m. Intro Class fee of $60 includes beginner’s uniform.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free.

Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 660-4072, Julio@bjjusa.com, vermontbjj. com. Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self-confidence.

We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian JiuJitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

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ZUMBA & BELLY DANCE: Mon. & Fri., 5:45. Location: Burlington Dances, Chace Mill, top floor, 1 Mill St., suite 372, Burlington. Info: Burlington Dances, Lucille Dyer, 8633369, info@burlingtondances. com, BurlingtonDances.com.

Zumba Fitness Mondays and Belly Dance Fridays with Gail McKenzie Hall! Have some fun! Bring your water bottle for these energetic, rejuvenating dance moves and music from around the world. Let us know you are coming, or simply drop in for a class. Call for details!

Upstairs in Chace Mill!

ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY PROGRAM: Weekly on Mon., Tue. Cost: $5,000/500-hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, suite 109, Essex Jct. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 2888160, elementsofhealing@ verizon.net, elementsofhealing.net. This program teaches two forms of massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory and diagnosis as well as the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang and 5-Element Theory. Additionally, 100 hours of Western anatomy and physiology will be taught. VSAC nondegree grants are available.

NCBTMB-assigned school.

INTRO TO MASSAGE SCHOOL: Apr. 2, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.

Cost: $25/3-hr. class. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, Mark Adams, 658-7715, touchvt@ gmail.com, touchstonehealingarts.com. Our nine-month training fully prepares individuals for a rewarding career. You can expect personal and professional growth, detailed body sciences, exceptional massage technique and practice.

Thirteen years of excellence!

LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m.12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 658-6795, burlingtonshambhalactr.org.

Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart.

By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

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paranormal BE VERY, VERY, AFRAID: Apr. 22-24. Location: Back Inn Time, St. Albans. Info: 881-1171, vermontspirits@gmail.com, vtspirits.com. Ever want to spend the night in or investigate a real haunted house? Here’s your chance. Stay overnight or just join the Vermont Spirit Detective Agency’s investigation of its favorite haunted inn, where we’ve had many personal experiences and caught evidence on our digital recorders.

photography SPRING CLASSES-ONE-ONONE PRIVATE CLASSES OF YOUR CHOICE: Cost: $69/half day, $99/full day. Location: Linda Rock Photography, Essex Jct. Info: 238-9540, lrphotography@comcast.net.

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Beginner Digital Photography, Intermediate Digital Photography, Digital Workflow, Lighting Techniques, Set Up Your Photo Business, People Posing, Basic Photoshop and more. See what we offer at lindarockphotography.com for more details. Sign up today!

pilates ALL Wellness: Location: 208 Flynn Ave., Studio 3A (across from the antique shops, before Oakledge Park), Burlington.

Info: 863-9900, allwellnessvt. com. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, physical therapy, yoga and nutrition. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. Join us for a free introduction to the reformer, every Saturday at 10:30 a.m. and the first Tuesday of every month at 7 p.m.: Just call and reserve your spot!

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Basic Psychic Development Class: Apr. 14-Jun. 16, 7-10 p.m., Weekly on Thu. Cost: $175/class. Location: TBD, Underhill. Info: 8993542, kelman.b@juno.com.

Experiential class, with a lot of discussion and experimentation. Learn basic techniques for understanding and accomplishing psychic work. Everyone has natural psychic ability. All kids are psychic, so you’ll learn how to be a kid again. The first three sessions are mandatory, and the eighth session is very important.

A Mindful Journey through Grief w/ Tisha Shull: Apr. 21-May 12, 6-7:30 p.m., Weekly on Thu. Cost: $100/series, self-pay or Medicaid accepted. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga & Therapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: Tisha Shull, 658-9440. “Grieving allows us to heal.” Bereavement groups provide members the opportunity to share their feelings of grief while learning about the mourning process through hearing the experiences of others. This group will provide education, support, hope and healing for those who are working through feelings of loss and grief. Prescreening required.

Motorcycle Awareness Program: Apr. 12, 5:309:30 p.m. Cost: $40/course, additional test & permit fee $24 to state of VT (checks only). Location: CVU Access (Champlain Valley Union High School), 369 CVU Rd., Hinesburg. Info: CVU Access, CVU Access, 482-7194, access@ cvuhs.org, cvuweb.cvuhs.org/ access. Beat the high price of gas! April 12 or May 10. For new or returning riders planning to become licensed, the four-hour, one-night class will acquaint students with safety basics, risk factors, rider impairments, defensive riding and much more.

DMV permit exam administered at end of class. Instructor: Bill Mitchell.

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psychology Introduction to Alchemy: Apr. 28-May 19, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Thu. Cost: $60/ class. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909. Learn how you are living alchemy and discover what transformations lie ahead for you in this experiential workshop derived from Carl Jung’s insights and theories.

Led by Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

reiki REIKI (USUI) LEVEL ONE: Cost: $175/Sat., April 16, 9:30 a.m.5:30 p.m. Location: Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., #7, Burlington. Info: Chris Hanna, 881-1866, chris@risingsunhealing.com, risingsunhealing.com.

Learn this powerful, handson-healing art for healing and personal growth and be able to give Reiki energy to yourself and others by the end of the class. Plenty of in-class practice time. Learn the history of Reiki and ethics of a Reiki practitioner. Individual classes and sessions available. Member VRA.

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Yang-Style Tai Chi: Help tsunami & earthquake victims, & learn Tai Chi, too! Join us for Tai Chi for Charity on Apr. 2. 100% of proceeds will be donated to ShelterBox, shelterboxusa.org. Beginner’s class, Wed., 5:30-6:50 p.m. All levels classes on Sat., 8:30-10 a.m. & 10:30 a.m.-noon. Cost: $16/ class, $60/mo. for 4 classes, $115/mo. for 8 classes, $160/12 classes (1 time per week for 3 mos.), $300/3 mos. unlimited classes. Location: Vermont Tai Chi Academy & Healing Center, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington.

Turn right into driveway immediately after the railroad tracks. Located in the old Magic Hat Brewery building.

Info: 318-6238. Tai Chi is a slow-moving martial art that combines deep breathing and graceful movements to produce the valuable effects of relaxation, improved concentration, improved balance, a decrease in blood pressure and ease in the symptoms of fibromyalgia.

Janet Makaris, instructor.

Summer Camp at wingspan Studio: Jun. 20-Jul. 25, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Cost: $300/1 week, incl. all materials.

Location: wingspan Studio, 4A Howard St., Burlington.

Summer: The University of Possibilities Series. Ages: Session I, III, IV, V, 6-13 years.

Session II, Teen Week, 13-18 years. I: Creative Adventure, Jun. 20-24. II: Teen Art Exploration, Jun. 27-Jul. 1. III: Art & French, Jul. 11-15. IV: Art & Science, Jul. 18-22. V: Art & Nature Week, Jul. 25-29.

Classes, Fine Art, Faux Finishes, Murals Maggie Standley 233.7676 wingspanpaintingstudio.com Arts infused, interdisciplinary, inspiring classes, camps and workshops for kids, teens and adults. Visit the classes section at wingspanpaintingstudio.com for more details. Sliding scale available, all abilities welcome.

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SPRING BREAK Imagination Camp!: Apr. 18-22, 8:30 a.m.2:30 p.m. Cost: $300/5-day camp, incl. all materials.

Location: wingspan Studio, 4A Howard St., Burlington. Spring Break Imagination Station Camp! Engage in creative, multifaceted projects combining the arts and the natural world.

We’ll work in the studio and go on nature walks, dumpster diving to collect treasures and inspiration. Build, sculpt, paint, draw, print to create your own masterpieces!

Adaptive Yoga: Tue., noon1:15, Chace Mill, wheelchair entrance. Cost: $9/class, $7 w/ class card. Location: Burlington Dances , 1 Mill St., suite 372, Burlington. Info: Burlington Dances, Lucille Dyer, 863-3369, Lucille@NaturalBodiesPilates. com, BurlingtonDances.com.

Julie Peoples-Clark adapts traditional yoga postures to the needs of each individual. Ideal for students who have health or physical limitations, this class offers a balanced approach for strength and flexibility, breath work, and deep relaxation for people who have multiple sclerosis, arthritis, cerebral palsy, Parkinson’s and other physical disabilities.

EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga classes for all levels from $5-$14, conveniently located in Burlington. 10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates.

Mon.-Fri. @ 4:30 p.m., class is only $5!. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 8649642, yoga@evolutionvt.com, evolutionvt.com. Evolution’s certified teachers are skilled with students ranging from beginner-advanced. We offer

Laughing River Yoga: Daily yoga classes & monthly yoga workshops. $13 drop in; $110 for 10 classes. By-donation classes ($5-$15 suggested) Mon.-Fri. at 9 a.m. & Mon.-Thu. at 7:30 p.m. Location: Laughing River Yoga, 1 Mill St., Chace Mill, suite 126, Burlington. Info: Laughing River Yoga, 343-8119, emily@laughingriveryoga.com, laughingriveryoga.com. Yoga studio downstairs in the Chace Mill. Experienced and compassionate teachers offer Kripalu, Jivamukti, Vajra, Flow, Yin, Restorative, Kundalini, Iyengar and Groove yoga. Educate yourself with monthly workshops and class series. Lots of light.

River view. Parking. All levels welcome! Deepen your understanding of who you are.

Laughter Yoga Leader Training: Cost: $295/2-day seminar. Location: Coaching Center of Vermont, 20 Winooski Falls Way, Winooski. Info: New Season Coaching, Dwayna Covey, 522-7496, dwayna@ newseasoncoaching.com, newseasoncoaching.com.

Laughter Yoga is a play-based method of exercise, using breath and movement as the focus to bring laughter (or more laughter) into your life.

Laughter helps break down inhibitions and clears the way for positive energy to flow. It is about finding balance at work, rest and play!

Yoga at the Ayurvedic Center: Mon., Tue. & Wed. evenings beginning in Apr. Cost: $14/class drop-in rate, discounted if purchased as a series. Location: The Ayurvedic Center of Vermont, Williston Village. Info: 872-8898, ayurvedavermont.com. The Ayurvedic Center of Vermont is offering three yoga class series this Spring. Kundalini Yoga with Sarab Kaur, Beginner Hatha Yoga with Allison Morse and Ayuryoga (Ayurveda and Yoga) with Scott Marion. See AyurvedaVermont.com/classes for dates, times and more information. Please preregister by calling 872-8898. m

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Intro Faux Finishing Workshop: May 14-21, 3-5 p.m. Cost: $150/2-day workshop (incl. materials). Location: wingspan Studio, 4A Howard St., Burlington. A fun, hands-on workshop led by experienced decorative painter/artist Maggie Standley introduces you to tools, techniques and materials to accomplish your vision! All materials provided to practice faux bois (wood graining), marbleizing, glazing, stenciling and gilding. Learn

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Jung and the New Science: Apr. 27-May 18, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $60 Location: 55 Clover Ln., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909.

Enjoy an intellectual challenge in this course that compares the old and emerging paradigms of science in light of Carl Jung’s theories of the psyche.

Led by Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

Snake-Style Tai Chi Chuan: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 864-7902, iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

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Silkscreen Printing w/ Natasha Bogar: May 4-25, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $225/course. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 5 School St., Stowe. Info: 253-8358, helenday.com. Students will construct their own silkscreens and design prints using pencil and paper or computers in the HDAC computer lab. Several methods of transferring your design onto the screens will be covered, as well as color mixing and heat setting. The class will work collectively to print the designs.

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Natural Bodies Pilates: For a whole new body. Daily classes & private sessions Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, Chace Mill, top floor, 1 Mill St., suite 372, Burlington.

Info: 863-3369, lucille@ naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com.

April special: Two-for-one duet pricing on introductions to Pilates Reformer sessions!

Two students, three sessions, one low price. Schedule your sessions through May 15.

Reform your body, move with confidence and grace, and cultivate your expressive spirit in a creative atmosphere with Joe Pilates Reformer Exercise.

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Letters to Home On the road with Robert Sarazin Blake

BY DAN BOLLES

are some familiar themes that come up when I do the rant onstage live.

SEVEN DAYS: There are two epic “talking blues” songs on the record: “I Didn’t Call You From Philadelphia” and “Magic Hour on Baltimore Ave.” Are those off the cuff, or did you plan out the rants beforehand?

ROBERT SARAZIN BLAKE: They’re a little different, but they were recorded within the same half hour. “I Didn’t Call You” is a rant I’ve been working on for a year or so, and it’s different every night.

In the studio, we really had the time to stretch out. Without the presence of an audience to entertain, we were able to get into the story deeper. And it was an experiment to see how far we could take it. We really had no idea if it would be something we’d ever share with anybody.

With that one, there

SD: And “Magic Hour”?

RSB: Complete improvisation. Nobody knew what was going to happen until I said, “E minor.” We just went.

SD: That sounds terrifying.

RSB: Well, we were recording that at the end of a tour, so it was somewhat fresh to me. I couldn’t do that just anytime. It was a special moment. Now, that said, when I’m on the road, I’ll probably do an “I Didn’t Call You” ramble every night.

And there will be similar themes. But it will always be an improvisation.

SD: That must make the potential for an onstage train wreck pretty high.

How often do the wheels come off?

RSB: Well, that’s what makes it exciting.

And, yeah, it can train wreck. But you just use a train wreck. If it starts to fall apart, that’s another tool in your belt.

And that’s the nature of live improv. I always have an escape, because I have 10 albums’ worth of songs that I can play.

So, were the ramble to fall apart, hey, I also know songs!

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t the end of a Robert Sarazin Blake show, you half expect him to toss his belongings into a bandana, tie it to a stick and hop a freight train to the next town that suits his fancy. Blake, who has logged more than 200 shows per year for the better part of the last decade, is a throwback to a bygone era of American folk troubadours. He’s almost more at home on the road than in his home base of Bellingham, Wash.

Blake’s latest record, Put It All Down in a Letter, is a smudgy reflection of that rogue lifestyle and the observations gleaned from traveling America’s highways and byways. Recorded in a single impromptu session with Philadelphia band the Powder Kegs — who occasionally back Blake on tour — the album exudes an unpredictable and sometimes dangerous charm that’s likely familiar to anyone who has experienced the singer in person.

Seven Days recently caught up with Blake by phone from his home, in advance of his three gigs in Vermont this week. We chatted about life on the road, his new recording and meaningless distractions.

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SD: The recording session being relatively unplanned, the album doesn’t sound as though all of the arrangements were, for lack of a better phrase, fully conceptualized. There’s a lot left open to interpretation.

RSB: Absolutely. And I wouldn’t be embarrassed about that. There are a lot of different ways to make a recording, and there are ups and downs. Some of the songs are still being edited. As an artist, you have this experience that, while it’s great to get songs down while they’re fresh, when you go out on the road and play ’em for a year, you notice how they change and grow. And you think, It’d be great to record them now, once they’re established. But I think it was great that the forces aligned when they did, when there was such a sense of adventure about every note.

SD: “Tiger Woods Boom Boom” seems like surprising subject matter for you.

What attracted you to his story?

RSB: Well, I wasn’t attracted to his story.

What I’m curious about is the distracted lives we’re living as consumers of pop culture. There are two stories going on.

And the one we’re being fed is a total distraction, i.e., Tiger Woods. And the ones that really matter to our lives, we’re ignoring: the housing crisis, economic collapse. That’s the duality of our American lives. And that’s what I’m getting at in that song.

SD: It seems that, for you, touring is more a lifestyle choice than a means to an end.

RSB: Because I live so far away from everyone else, my tours have had to be long. So there’s a geographic force there.

Then there’s the fact that I’ve loved it.

I love being gone and being in the moment. The older I get, I realize I need it to make sense financially. But that’s not the motivator. I love the experience. I love being on the road.

SD: And those experiences seem to manifest themselves in your songwriting. How much material do you write from the road?

RSB: This album has a few songs. But I rarely get any serious work done on the road. But I do scribble down ideas. Then I come home to the rainy Northwest and hermit away, and I fall back into the moments where the scribbles went down and sort of see if they take any shape.

So the rainy Northwest is just as much a part of it as the road. I need both.

Robert Sarazin Blake performs at the ROTA Gallery in Plattsburgh, N.Y., on Friday, April 8, 8 p.m., donations; at the Skinny Pancake in Burlington on Saturday, April 9, 8 p.m., $5-10; and at Langdon Street Café in Montpelier on Sunday, April 10, 3 p.m., donations.

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I saw a ton of great music last week, including deVotChKa, titus androniCus, Young galaxY, the Beatdown, Villanelles, diamond tiger, a surprise rough FranCis gig complete with a cameo by original guitarist dYlan giamBatista, lord silKY (remind me to tell you about them sometime) and an electrified — and electrifying— marYse smith and the rosesmiths. But the unquestioned highlight of the week happened during wooden dinosaur’s set Friday at the Parima Acoustic Lounge. And it had nothing to do with their music, lovely though it was.

In a break between songs, Parima server aaron Burroughs brought the show to a grinding halt.

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I think I may have missed my calling (which several readers have been kind enough to continually tell me over the last four years). Last week’s column featured a rundown of the Middlebury Battle of the Bands, which took place last weekend at three Middlebury venues and featured a whopping nine bands vying for the opening slot at this year’s spring concert at Middlebury College. I also included Vegas-style odds on the bands I thought had the best shot to advance to this weekend’s final round. It was meant as a joke. But it turns out I was (almost) dead on.

So, my true calling: Vegas sharp.

Two of the three bands I listed odds for, the heavily favored Bearquarium and split tongue Crow, won their respective nights. The third winner, and also a heavy favorite, prana, advanced as well. Unlike this year’s March Madness tourney, the top seeds all held true. Now, things get interesting.

Of the three bands, rising indie-folksters Split Tongue Crow would seem

the overall favorite. One, as they’re based in Rutland, a gig in Middlebury gives them something of a home-court advantage. Yeah, Middlebury is basically equidistant from Rut-Vegas and Burlington.

But the band’s hometown fans will travel, because the alternative is hanging out in Rutland. (Note to Rutland: Totally kidding! Mostly.) The odds on Split Tongue Crow: 2-1.

Bearquarium checks in as a strong second seed, with a lot of factors in their favor.

Perhaps most importantly, they’re a young, talented, funk-fusion band playing in a college town. They may pull some B-town pals along for the ride, but they won’t need to. College kids love the funk, giving the band a built-in audience. The odds on Bearquarium: 3-1.

Our third seed, Prana, is the dark horse here.

What little they give up to Bearquarium in youth, they combat with veteran savvy.

And what they lose to STC in hometown appeal, they recoup with raw, arenarock badassery. They’re a long shot, sure. But if you’re looking for a sneaky bet with a big payoff, here it is. The odds on Prana: 5-1.

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City LiMits: Karaoke with Let it Rock Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

8 p.m., $20.

tWo brothErs tavErn: Do-Jo (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free. Open mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

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bEE's knEEs: Jim charonko (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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highEr grounD shoWCasE LoungE: Guggenheim Grotto (alt-folk), 7:30 p.m., $8/10. AA. LEunig's bistro & CaFé: Ellen Powell & Friends (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

LiFt: Get LiFTed with DJs Nastee & Dakota (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free.

MonkEy housE: cats under the stars, Freight (Jerry Garcia Band tribute), 9 p.m., $5. nECtar's: Bluegrass Thursdays with Jatoba (bluegrass), 10 p.m., $5. 18+. o'briEn's irish Pub: DJ Dominic (hip-hop), 9:30 p.m., Free.

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roaDsiDE tavErn: marc Brisson (rock), 6 p.m., Free.

rasPutin's: 101 Thursdays with Pres & DJ Dan (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. rED squarE: selector Dubee (reggae), 6 p.m., Free.

A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. rED squarE bLuE rooM: DJ cre8 (house), 9 p.m., Free. rí rá irish Pub: Longford Row (irish), 8 p.m., Free.

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thE grEEn rooM: DJ Oh-J Freshhh (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

Grade A Fancy vs. Assault City Roller Derby “A” Team

raDio bEan: Jazz sessions, 6 p.m., Free. shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. The unbearable Light cabaret (eclectic), 10 p.m., $3. soul session (soul), 11 p.m., $3.

vEnuE: Karaoke with steve Leclair, 7 p.m., Free.

Franny o's: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

7pm

CLairE's rEstaurant & bar: Fresh Greenes (rock), 7:30 p.m., Free.

thE skinny PanCakE: molasses creek (bluegrass), 8 p.m., $5.

CLub MEtronoME: 2K Deep Presents Bass Hertz with 2K Deep crew, Wyllys, J. Davis (drum and bass), 9 p.m., $3/5. 18+.

4:30pm

PariMa Main stagE: Burgundy Thursdays with Joe Adler, Julia and Anna Beerworth, Kevin Greenblott, Dragonfly Physics (singer-songwriters), 8:30 p.m., $3.

MonoPoLE: Open mic, 8 p.m., Free.

1/2 LoungE: Brett Hughes (cosmo-rural), 7 p.m., Free. Harder They come with DJs Darcie and chris Pattison (dubstep), 10 p.m., Free.

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LangDon strEEt CaFé: Word of mouth Poetry (poetry), 8 p.m., Donations.

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Black Ice Brawlers vs. Assault City Roller Derby “B” Team

CharLiE o's: Paydirt (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

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on taP bar & griLL: Nobby Reed Project (blues), 7 p.m., Free.

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riMroCks Mountain tavErn: DJ Two Rivers (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

ParkEr PiE Co.: The Willy Edwards Blues Band, 6:30 p.m., Free.

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MonoPoLE: Peacock Tunes & Trivia, 5 p.m., Free.

MonoPoLE DoWnstairs: Gary Peacock (singersongwriter), 10 p.m., Free. oLivE riDLEy's: Karaoke with Benjamin Bright and Ashley Kollar, 6 p.m., Free. Therapy Thursdays with DJ NYcE (Top 40), 10:30 p.m., Free. tabu CaFé & nightCLub: Karaoke Night with sassy Entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

central

grEEn Mountain tavErn: Thirsty Thursday Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

LangDon strEEt CaFé: michael chorney (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Bread & Bones (folk), 8:30 p.m., Donations. nutty stEPh's: Bacon Thursdays with Noble savage (electro), 10 p.m., Free.

PurPLE Moon Pub: Open mic with 440hz, 7 p.m., Free. sLiDE brook LoDgE & tavErn: Open mic, 7 p.m., Free. DJ Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. tuPELo MusiC haLL: caravan of Thieves, the Ragbirds (swing), 8 p.m., $12.

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51 Main: maddie & the Hatters (rock), 8 p.m., Free. on thE risE bakEry: iTR @ OTR with mia Adams, Raph Worrick, sara Grace (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m., Donations. tWo brothErs tavErn: DJ Jam man (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

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bEE's knEEs: copper Kettle (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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1/2 LoungE: myra Flynn (neo-soul), 7 p.m., Free.

Bonjour-Hi! (house), 10 p.m., Free. baCkstagE Pub: Karaoke with steve, 9 p.m., Free. banana WinDs CaFé & Pub: Don Beisiegel (acoustic), 7:30 p.m., Free.

CLub MEtronoME: No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5. thE grEEn rooM: DJ Big Kat (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. highEr grounD baLLrooM: Dar Williams, Emily Greene (singer-songwriters), 7:30 p.m., $25/27. AA. highEr grounD shoWCasE LoungE: starfucker, champagne champagne (indie), 8:30 p.m., $10/12. AA. JP's Pub: Dave Harrison's starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LiFt: salsa Friday with DJ Hector cobeo (salsa), 9 p.m., Free.

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but curious crowd. In each hand he held a copy of a WD album. Once he had our attention, he launched into his spiel.

I won’t attempt to repeat it verbatim. But over the next 45 seconds, dude made one of the most persuasive — and sassiest — sales pitches I’ve ever heard, walking a fine line between entertaining and berating, and even offering to put records on customers’ bar tabs. I already own the WD record and almost bought another one, anyway. I’ve never seen anything like it. Neither had the rest of the crowd, which gave Burroughs a round of applause following his rant.

Burroughs’ band, FUNKWAGON, has a Wednesday residency at Nectar’s throughout April. If the guy is that entertaining pimping someone else’s band, imagine what happens when he fronts his own…

BiteTorrent SETH YACOVONE fans, take

Ask and you shall receive.

Last week I semijokingly

wondered which local band I would publicly harass to hurry up and release a new album now that NUDA VERITAS is on the verge of releasing her next one.

Almost on cue, one of the bands I considered, cheeky surf-punkers TORPEDO RODEO, emailed to inform me they’ll be unveiling a new EP this month, titled Torpedo Rodeo Nightmare. The power of the pen is staggering, no? The band is slated to play Radio Bean on Saturday, April 16, and hopes to have the disc in hand, especially as that will be their last show for several months. Bassist NICK SHERMAN and his wife are preparing to add a member to the 2030 Seven Daysies award winner for “Best VT Band” with the birth of their first child in May. Congrats all around.

Speaking of babies, bands and breaks, HUSBANDS AKA played their last show for the foreseeable future this past Friday at Radio Bean, as guitarist SEAN FITZPATRICK and his lovely wife, JENNA, are also expecting soon. In the meantime, fans can catch a sneak peek of the local skapunk outfit’s forthcoming record: two killer new tracks recently posted to their website at husbandska.com.

On the flip side, welcome back, REVERSE NEUTRAL DRIVE. The band is playing its first Burlington show with

new bassist GABI SHAPIRO at Club Metronome on Wednesday, April 13. They’ll be supporting another milk-carton-worthy band, LENDWAY, who’ve been MIA in recent months while members mess around with other side projects.

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Listening In Once again, this week’s totally self-indulgent column segment, in which I share a random sampling of what was on my iPod, turntable, CD player, 8-track player, etc. this week.

Wakey! Wakey!, Almost Everything I Wish I’d Said the Last Time I Saw You …

Heypenny, A Jillion Kicks The Farewell Drifters, Echo Boom Broken Bells, Meyrin Fields EP

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Band Name of the Week: PSALMSHIPS. I don’t know about you, but I like my

If I didn’t already have plenty of reasons to despise winter — and believe me, I do — chief on the list this year would be that Vermont’s record-setting snowfall included a blizzard that forced the cancellation of comedian JAMIE KILSTEIN’s local appearance. To refresh your memory, in January we ran an interview with the NYC-based comic and host of the web-based talk show “Citizen Radio” [“Good Citizen,” January 26]. As one might expect, it was a pretty entertaining Q&A. Anyway, I’m happy to report that Kilstein’s makeup date for that show is this Saturday, April 9, at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, with local standup MARTHA TORMEY. Dude is brilliantly funny, and his politically charged humor should play well here in the People’s Republic — provided you check any overly PC sensitivities at the door. Also, I’d advise against heckling him. One, it’s just a dick move, in general. (No one paid to see you, and if you were really that funny, hotshot, you’d be the one with the mic.) And two, there are a few good reasons JANEANE GAROFALO likened Kilstein to the late BILL HICKS. A knack for embarrassing hecklers is one of ’em. You’ve been warned.

Jamie Kilstein

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singer-songwriter is hitting the road in support of his most recent album, the roundly excellent Portraits.

Wish him well when he kicks off his tour at the Monkey House this Saturday with his Brooklyn-based pals MY GLORIOUS MESS.

freak-folk fuh-reaky. So when I see an artist described as “DAVID-LYNCH-meets-folk,” I get all tingly. That was the description offered by TARA MURTHA, a writerly colleague at the Philadelphia Weekly in reference to Philly-based songwriter Psalmships, aka JOSHUA BRITTON. Murtha is actually not far off, though I prefer Britton’s own designations: “ghost folk” and “un-Americana.”

Psalmships will sail into the Monkey House this Sunday.

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note. The beloved local blues guitarist will rock Nectar’s with a full band this Saturday, the SETH YACOVONE QUARTET. This is the first time the ensemble has played together since the release party for Yacovone’s 2008 album Land of Split Decision. The lineup features STEVE HADEKA on drums, RAY PACZKOWSKI on organ and ROBINSON MORSE on bass.

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CLUB DATES NA: NOT AVAILABLE. AA: ALL AGES. NC: NO COVER.

WTF? First, they were

STARFUCKER. Then the Portland, Ore., electro-indie rock band changed its name to Pyramidd. Now they

RIMROCKS MOUNTAIN TAVERN: DJ Two Rivers (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

are once again Starfucker — although they also go by the more license-plate-friendly STRFKR. In another few months, who knows

ROADSIDE TAVERN: Karaoke with Rick Ploof, 9 p.m., Free.

what they’ll call themselves? As long as the band continues churning out irresistible, danceable pop confections, we doubt anyone will

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care. Starfucker play the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge this Friday with CHAMPAGNE CHAMPAGNE.

MONOPOLE: Is (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

OLIVE RIDLEY'S: Party Wolf (rock), 10 p.m., NA. TABU CAFÉ & NIGHTCLUB: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (Top 40), 5 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LOUNGE: Funhouse with DJs Rob Douglas, Moonflower & Friends (house), 7 p.m., Free.

CLUB METRONOME: Black to the Future (urban jamz), 10 p.m., Free.

MONKEY HOUSE: Psalmships, the Bones of J.R. Jones, West of the Shore (indie folk), 9 p.m., $5.

NECTAR'S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., Free.

PARIMA MAIN STAGE: Joshua Panda Band, Hotels & Highways (soul, Americana), 7 p.m., $5.

RADIO BEAN: Old Time Sessions (old-time), 1 p.m., Free. Randal Pants (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Clayton Colvin (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: Irish Session, 5 p.m., Free.

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MONKEY HOUSE: Amadis, Swiftshire, Death Pesos (metal), 9 p.m., $5.

NECTAR'S: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Goosepimp Orchestra, Wontanara, DJ Oh-J Freshhh (World, funk), 9 p.m., $5.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Paydirt (rock), 5 p.m., Free.

Pleasuredome (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

PARIMA MAIN STAGE: Blue Gardenias (jazz), 6:30 p.m., $3. Steve Pavao, Ian Fitzgerald (folk), 8:30 p.m., $5. Jah Red (dancehall), 9:30 p.m., $3.

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PARK PLACE TAVERN: Dirty Merge (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Ryan Fauber & Friends (rock), 11 p.m., Donations.

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PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Zach Rhoads (soul), 6:30 p.m., $3.

TUPELO MUSIC HALL: Average White Band (funk), 7 p.m., $35/40. AA.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Reggae Night with DJ Dizzle, 10 p.m., Free.

PARIMA MAIN STAGE: Steve Hartmann (folk), 8:30 p.m., $3.

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RADIO BEAN: West of the Shore (folk), 7 p.m., Donations.

BEE'S KNEES: Jazz Brunch with Marty Powers and Carrie Cook, 11 p.m., Donations.

RASPUTIN'S: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

SWEET CRUNCH BAKE SHOP: Bruce Leigh (rock), 10:30 a.m., Free.

BEE'S KNEES: Two Shoes Off (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

PARKER PIE CO.: Traditional Session, 6 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free. Myra Flynn's Guest List (neo-soul), 6 p.m., Free. The Alchemystics (rock), 9 p.m., $5. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $5.

RIMROCKS MOUNTAIN TAVERN: Friday Night Frequencies with DJ Rekkon (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: The Complaints (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

ROADSIDE TAVERN: The Blame (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE: Robert Sarazin Blake (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Canyonero (honky-tonk), 9 p.m., Free.

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MONOPOLE: Roadside Mystic (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: Jay Burwick (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Waylon Speed (speedwestern), 9 p.m., $5. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $5.

OLIVE RIDLEY'S: Benjamin Bright (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Party Wolf (rock), 10 p.m., NA.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Stavros (house), 10 p.m., $5.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: Supersounds DJ (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE: Seth Gallant (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., $5 donation.

central

CHARLIE O'S: Pariah Beat (folk rock), 10 p.m., Free.

GREEN MOUNTAIN TAVERN: DJ Jonny P (Top 40), 9 p.m., $2.

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ON THE RISE BAKERY: Afinque (salsa), 8 p.m., Donations.

RASPUTIN'S: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3.

RUBEN JAMES: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., Free.

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 9:30 p.m., Donations.

MULLIGAN'S IRISH PUB: Destination Unknown (rock), 10 p.m., $5.

THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM: DJ Slim Pknz All Request Dance Party (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

TUPELO MUSIC HALL: Tupelo Night of Comedy: Jim McCue, Joey Carroll (standup), 8 p.m., $18.

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LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Robert Sarazin Blake (folk), 3 p.m., Donations.

51 MAIN: Jazz Jam, 6 p.m., Free.

CITY LIMITS: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LOUNGE: Tiffany Pfeiffer (neo-soul), 7 p.m., Free.

Funhouse DJs (house), 10 p.m., Free.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Sturcrazie (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

CLUB METRONOME: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

FRANNY O'S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

THE GREEN ROOM: Bonjour-Hi! presents Bassculture (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

HIGHER GROUND: Jamie Kilstein, Martha Tormey (standup), 8 p.m., $12/14. 18+.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Martin Sexton, Joshua Panda & Bob Wagner (r&b), 7:30 p.m., $22/25. AA.

VENUE: The InLaws (country), 8:30 p.m., $5.

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CHARLIE O'S: Waylon Speed (speedwestern), 10 p.m., Free.

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Primate Fiasco (acoustic), 8 p.m., Donations.

POSITIVE PIE 2: Movement of the People (Afrobeat), 10:30 p.m., $10.

THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM: The Boomflowers (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

51 MAIN: Battle of the Bands: Championship Round (rock), 7 p.m., $3.

CITY LIMITS: Dance Party with DJ Earl (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free.

ON THE RISE BAKERY: Moth Up Story Hour (storytelling), 8 p.m., Donations.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Battle of the Bands: Championship Round (rock), 8 p.m., $3.

northern

JP'S PUB: Dave Harrison's Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

BEE'S KNEES: Cal Stanton & Carrie Cook (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

MONKEY HOUSE: Andrew Parker-Renga, Agent 99, My Glorious Mess (rock), 9 p.m., $5.

THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

NECTAR'S: Justin Levinson Songwriters Circle (singer-songwriters), 7 p.m., Free. Seth Yacovone Quartet, Turbine (blues), 9 p.m., $5.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Sideshow Bob (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

MUSIC BOX: Linda Warnaar and the Tessellations (Latin jazz), 8 p.m., $5/10.

PARKER PIE CO.: Cats Under the Stars (Jerry Garcia Band tribute), 8 p.m., Free.

YE OLDE ENGLAND INNE: Corey Beard, Dan Liptak and Dan Haley (jazz), 11:30 a.m., Free.

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HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Jonathan Tyler & the Northern Lights (rock), 7:30 p.m., $0.99. AA. MONKEY HOUSE: MSR Presents: Callers, Lady Lioness with Maryse Smith, DJ Disco Phantom (indie), 9 p.m., $7. 18+.

NECTAR'S: Metal Mondays with Nefarious Frenzy (metal), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Comedy Open Mic, 5:30 p.m., Free. Open Mic with Wylie, 7 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: Industry Night with Robbie J (hiphop), 8 p.m., Free. Hype ’Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

ROZZI'S LAKESHORE TAVERN: Trivia Night, 8 p.m., Free.

RUBEN JAMES: Why Not Monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LOUNGE: Songwriter's Circle with Myra Flynn (singer-songwriters), 7 p.m., Free. Rewind with DJ Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., Free.

CLUB METRONOME: Bass Culture with DJs Jahson & Nickel B (electronica), 9 p.m., Free.

LEUNIG'S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Juliet McVicker (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

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among North Carolina’s most treasured acoustic acts. The well-traveled bluegrass players have proven to be good ambassadors, representing their home state’s rich musical heritage on such prestigious stages as Garrison Keillor’s “A Prairie Home Companion” and at presidential receptions. This week, the band makes two Vermont appearances: Thursday at the Skinny Pancake in Burlington and Friday at the Chandler Center for the

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Monkey House: MSR presents:Gobble Gobble, DJ Disco phantom (indie), 8 p.m., $7. 18+. Queer Night with DJ Gunner (house), 10 p.m., Free.

Monty's old Brick tavern: Open Mic Night, 6 p.m., Free. nectar's: Radio Underground, pMp (reggae, acoustic rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. on tap Bar & Grill: Trivia with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free. radio Bean: Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6 p.m., Free. Brooks Strause (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m., Free. Honky-Tonk Sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3. red square: Upsetta International with Super K (reggae), 8 p.m., Free.

central

liFt: DJs p-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

Monkey House: Beat Vision with DJ Disco phantom (eclectic DJ), 9 p.m., $1. nectar's: Funkwagon, Lynguistic Civilians (funk), 9 p.m., $5. 18+. on tap Bar & Grill: pine Street Jazz, 7 p.m., Free. pariMa acoustic lounGe: The Newest Secret with DJ Gunner & DJ Siduktiv (eclectic DJs), 9 p.m., $5.

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lanGdon street caFé: Comedy Open Mic (standup), 9 p.m., Donations.

MulliGan's irisH puB: Open Mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free.

Impress the judges and the masses, and you could win a night for two at Burlington’s historic Willard Street Inn.

purple Moon puB: 440hz: Fox, Hock and Jones (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free.

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1/2 lounGe: DJ Kanga presents: The Lounge Lizard (hip-hop), 9 p.m. Clancy Harris (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free.

two BrotHers tavern: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

Submit your superlative sangria recipe using Root: 1 varietals (Cabernet, Carmenere, Sauvignon Blanc and Chardonnay) as a base by Friday, April 15 at noon at vermontrestaurantweek.com.

on tHe rise Bakery: Open Bluegrass Session, 8 p.m., Free.

Finalists will be notified on Saturday, April 16.

Red Square mixologists will then prepare the elixirs for judging and public tasting at the Vermont Restaurant Week Sangria Smackdown! on Saturday, April 30, 5-7 p.m.

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Franny o's: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free.

Bee's knees: Dave Keller (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

HiGHer Ground sHowcase lounGe: King Grannis, Imaginary Friend (pop), 7:30 p.m., $12. AA.

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cluB MetronoMe: Reverse Neutral Drive, Lendway (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

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BiG picture tHeater & caFé: Valley Night with G13 (hip-hop), 8 p.m., $5 donation.

city liMits: Karaoke with Let It Rock Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

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tHe HuB pizzeria & puB: Birchwood Coupe (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

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sHelBurne steakHouse & saloon: Carol Ann Jones (country), 8 p.m., Free.

Bee's knees: Andrew parker-Renga (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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radio Bean: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free.

slide Brook lodGe & tavern: Tattoo Tuesdays with Andrea (jam), 5 p.m., Free.

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pariMa Main staGe: Nervous but Excited (folk), 7:30 p.m., $5.

red square: Nick Cassarino Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

two BrotHers tavern: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

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ManHattan pizza & puB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free.

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Have you ever watched a dragonfly in flight? I mean, like, really watched it? An oddity of natural physics, the dragonfly is able create incredible amounts of lift and propulsion, making it among the world’s fastest insects in spite of its unusual shape and unconventional flapping motion. What’s more, a dragonfly is uncommonly agile, able to completely change course in an instant and accelerate from a hovering standstill in the blink of an eye. Among the oldest insect species on Earth, they are a marvel of natural science.

Burlington-based trio Dragonfly Physics reveal parallels with their namesake bug on their debut fulllength, You Are the Target. While perhaps not as profoundly impressive on an evolutionary scale, the band displays a similar knack for unpredictable flights of fancy, bouncing between genres and styles with precision and dexterity.

The album opens on “Broken Bottles.” Lead songwriter Dev Jana, a recent transplant from Phoenix, Ariz., lays bare the first of an unwieldy assortment of formative influences.

Here he serves up an acoustic-driven take on grunge, echoing shades of Soundgarden in their rare quiet moments. Jana is no Chris Cornell, but the song’s general aesthetic recalls the frayed-flannel infusion from the Pacific Northwest in the 1990s. Beneath Jana’s apathetic angst, bassist Jon McCartan (Events Are Objects) lays down a subtle groove that presages the funkier intentions on the following song, “No Reasoning.”

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pop number doesn’t feel out of place.

Reminiscent of Reid Genauer-era Strangefolk, it derives from a similar musical epoch as its grungy leadin. Moreover, the smooth transition between idioms, here and throughout the recording, speaks to the band’s overall polish and professionalism. Jana, McCartan and drummer Joe Chapman — also from Events Are Objects — don’t quite transcend their varied influences.

But they manage to corral elements of grunge, rock, funk and jam into a pleasant and surprisingly cohesive collection of tunes.

As a vocalist, Jana is unspectacular but solid. He is clearly a capable tunesmith with sturdy pop sensibilities and an apparent reverence for rock history. But he occasionally suffers lapses in pitch — his generally laidback delivery can slip from relaxed to lackadaisical. Slackerly cool is fine, especially given Jana’s stylistic touchstones. But intonation should be nonnegotiable.

Pitchiness aside, You Are the Target is a fine debut. While some may consider Jana’s affinity for grunge and acoustic jam a touch dated, Dragonfly Physics should find a willing audience among those who fondly remember the early and mid-1990s.

Dragonfly Physics play the Burgundy Thursday series at Parima in Burlington this Thursday, April 7. You Are the Target hits shelves on Monday, April 11.

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Hotels & Highways, Lost River (THE CO-OP, CD, DIGITAL DOWNLOAD)

Hotels & Highways’ debut album, Lost River, was born out of an informal, 10day recording session among friends at a lakeside cabin in upstate New York. It sounds, however, more like the product of a group that had been together for years rather than a mere week and a half. A gleeful blend of country, pop,

and rock and roll, the record has a polish befitting the individual members’ considerable professional experience, but its loose whimsy lends the project a casual charm.

“Train Whistle” opens the album with driving locomotive steam. It builds from a chugging groove, under the steady gaze of front man/conductor Patrick Thomas, to an open-throttle celebration complete with wailing horns, rumbling piano and exultant vocal blasts.

“Work It Out” is next and imparts a sensuous, roots-soul vibe. The playful dynamic between Thomas and vocalist Lisa Piccirillo, a Vermont native, is compelling and dramatic, not unlike Caitlin Cary’s post-Whiskeytown collaborations with Thad Cockrell.

Here, the singers are forceful but never overbearing, yielding to the sensitivity of the material when appropriate and commanding attention — from the listener and each other — at the height of tension.

Hotels & Highways dim the lights on “Meant to Be.” Lugubrious banjo winds around Thomas’ clear, pretty croon, giving the loping ballad a melancholy tone. Soon, Piccirillo and Thetford native Erin Sidney (aka California-based pop-songwriter Syd) join the singer with bright, aching harmonies. Exquisite vocal work is a hallmark throughout the album, but it’s often overshadowed by equally impressive instrumental arrangements.

Uncluttered and unleashed, the three put their remarkable vocal prowess front and center here, dovetailing their harmony lines to propel the song to its jubilant conclusion.

The Sidney-penned “Figueroa,” in which the band again favors a vocal-heavy aesthetic, is an album highlight. Sidney also wrote the cheekily downcast “Nothing Hurts Like Nothing,” a countrified complement to his pop-informed musings as a solo artist.

Following a minor letdown on the cloyingly inspirational “Live Now,” Hotels & Highways return to form on de facto album closer “Soul” (technically, the last track is a brief, off-the-cuff reprise of “Nothing Hurts”). The rambunctious, R&B-inflected rambler marks an energetic finish to this gripping debut.

Hotels & Highways play the Parima Main Stage in Burlington this Sunday, April 10.

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ary Zompetti Lowe’s exhibition of vivid color photographs at 215 College Gallery traverses the cracked sidewalks and fenced yards of a world both familiar and mysterious: a residential neighborhood. At first, it’s difficult to tell if these scenes are real or artificial; picket fences, birdhouses and lawn furniture seem plastic and toy-like, or like carefully composed movie sets.

In truth, Zompetti Lowe photographed the homes and yards of Burlington’s New North End using a tilt-shift lens that blurs the image in places and an open aperture that allows sharp focus elsewhere. As a result, the pictures distort the viewer’s sense of perspective, unmooring us from reality, while allowing a peek into the semiprivate lives of the neighbors.

The artist knows her way around a camera — she’s the program director at Burlington City Arts’ community darkroom and a photography instructor at Burlington College, Champlain College and the Community College of Vermont. In this exhibit, 24 meticu-

lously crafted larger images, as well as 50 small vignettes, shot using an old ground-glass lens, fill the gallery space.

In each, the focus, depth of field, blur, color and composition come together expertly. Zompetti Lowe’s facility with her medium results in artistic clarity and, in this series, images that exude a perfect, eerie stillness.

In “You’re Finally Home,” a large tree anchors the left side of the photo, the lush canopy encircling the top half of the image.

A swath of velvety green lawn in the middle ground gives way to a blurry car parked in front of a garage in the distance. To the right, the frames of windows along the side of a clapboard

house seem to yawn. The home casts an angular shadow across the right third of the lawn, while the brilliantly lit, emerald expanse in the middle is finely focused. Simultaneously mundane and strange, the scene combines with the slightly low perspective to create a feeling of forbidden voyeurism. The photographer hovers on the boundary between public and private space, evoking the bald curiosity and guilty pleasure of the peeping Tom. Fences and sidewalks recur in these works as physical demarcations between public and private space. Birdhouses also figure prominently in several works — does the artist mean to signify her longing for an unfettered view of the world? In “You Can See Everything From Up Here,” a bird-

THE PICTURES DISTORT THE VIEWER’S SENSE OF PERSPECTIVE, UNMOORING US FROM REALITY, WHILE ALLOWING A PEEK INTO THE SEMIPRIVATE LIVES OF THE NEIGHBORS.

house hangs on a swooping tree branch.

The birdhouse is isolated and elevated, a solitary outpost suspended against a broad sky.

In her artist’s statement, Zompetti Lowe writes, “There is a sense of privacy in these spaces, even though everything can so easily be seen from the road, the adjoining yard, or the second floor of the neighbor’s house.” She injects sly humor into her images. The cleverly titled “Not Much of an Ottoman” features an upholstered chair perched on the grass between the sidewalk and street, a potato box upturned before it.

“And then…” is a fitting title for Zompetti Lowe’s exhibition, as her images are ripe with the expectant sense of watching to see what happens next in these evocative scenes.

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Mary Zompetti Lowe, “and then…”

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Ashleigh lARose: “Four Days in Texas,” photographs by the leZot Camera and Designhaus intern. Through April 30 at Designhaus in burlington. info, 310-5019.

Ashley RoARk: “light, line and shadow,” mixedmedia works; “UnheARd Voices”: paintings by larry bissonnette and other howardCenter artists; TeRRy ZigmUnd and lAwRence Ribbecke: glassworks, in the window. Curated by seAbA. Through April 15 at seAbA Center in burlington. info, 859-9222.

AVA & Zoe bishop: “.scrap.,” reassimilated fabric scraps from sewing projects past, by Ava; “The silent Canoe,” oil paintings by Zoe. Through April 28 at Flynndog in burlington. info, 363-4746. 'beyond The TexT: ARTisTs' books FRom The collecTion oF RobeRT J. RUben': A decadeslong collection of accordion, box, pop-up and tunnel books, as well as scrolls. They're made of paper, wood, plastic, and even lead and glass. Through May 31 at bailey/howe library, uVM in burlington. info, 656-1493. bill mcdowell: “Ashes in the night sky,” black-and-white images reminiscent of stars, which are actually photographs of the artist's father's cremated ashes. Through June 18 at bCA Center in burlington. info, 865-7166. bRUce pendelTon: “positive images,” photographs that demonstrate things that we may take for granted. Curated by seAbA. Through May 30 at speeder & earl's (pine street) in burlington. info, 793-8482. cARol mAcdonAld & eRik RehmAn: “Transcendence: Mooring the storm,” artwork inspired by interviews with survivors of sexual violence created publicly in the front window of the gallery throughout the month. Through April 29 at Frog hollow in burlington. info, 863-6458. 'dReAms': paintings, drawings, sculpture and photography by more than 25 local artists. Through April 27 at Artists' Mediums in williston. info, 879-1236.

'FAcebook FiRsT 50': work by the first 50 artists to respond to the gallery's live call on the social networking site. Through April 30 at Art's Alive gallery in burlington. info, 864-1557.

gRAce weAVeR: “Thin-skinned,” paintings, drawings and objects examining the surfaces that separate the body from the external world, such as a straw, binoculars or a sock. Through April 30 at s.p.A.C.e. gallery in burlington. info, 578-2512.

JAson pAppAs: Recent work by the employee and member artist. Through April 30 at City Market in burlington. info, 861-9700.

ReViVed, Recycled, Renewed is your artwork inspired by this theme? submit three to five pics with an explanatory paragraph for Art on Main’s May/June exhibit. Deadline: April 15. info, info@artonmain.net or 453-4032.

TAsTe oF sTowe ARTs FesTiVAl: sell your artwork at our summer Festival: the Taste of stowe, July 29, 30 and 31. get on board! You will contact fans, create new collectors and connections, and increase your artist links. Deadline for applications: May 20. info, helenday.com. cAll FoR enTRies: shelburne Farms’ 24th Annual Art at the Coach barn. Kim Findlay, coordinator, 985-0307. info and forms, shelburnefarms.org. open sTUdio weekend spAce! show your artwork at the River Arts Center in Morrisville on May 28 and 29 for open studio weekend! info, riverartsvt.org, 888-1261.

TAlks & eVenTs ‘The eVolUTion oF bReAd & pUppeT TheATeR’: A talk by founder and director peter schumann. wednesday, April 6, 6-7 p.m., Fleming Museum, uVM, burlington. info, 656-0750.

RecepTions beTsey gARAnd: “proof of existence,” prints and drawings by the Amherst College resident artist. Through April 8 at Colburn gallery in burlington. Reception: Thursday, April 7, 5:30-7:30 p.m. info, 656-2014.

AmpARo cARVAJAlhUFschmid & eRick hUFschmid: Recent work by the artist couple; AyA iTAgAki & Ann mAlloRy: “brush & Clay: innovative Translations”; pAUleTTe weRgeR: “shadow and line.” April 8 through May 7 at AVA gallery and Arts Center in lebanon, n.h.

Reception: Friday, April 8, 5-7 p.m. info, 603-448-3117.

‘FoURTh AnnUAl commUniTy ART show’: work by local artists of all ages. Through May 14 at Art on Main in bristol. Reception: live music by lausanne Allen and Rick Ceballos. Friday, April 8, 5-7 p.m. info, 453-4032. 'middle school/high school JURied ART exhibiTion': work in a variety of media by area seventh through 12th graders. April 9 through 29 at north Country

JUne cAmpbell: “Two bodies of work,” one series of acrylic paintings that riffs on the tax maps used by local governments and another that is more unplanned. Curated by seAbA. Through May 30 at pine street Deli in burlington. info, 793-8482. kARen dAwson: Acrylic landscape paintings, in the First Floor gallery (through May 1); dAnA heFFeRnAn: “unicorn wars,” paintings examining the u.s. involvement in the iraq and Afghanistan wars, in the second Floor gallery (through April 29).

At Community College of Vermont in winooski. info, 654-0513. kyle 'FATTie b.' Thompson: “salute the Masses,” acrylics on canvas by the burlington DJ. Through April 30 at the green Room in burlington. info, 651-9669.

philip inwood & heidi specToR: inwood’s abstract oils have broad, gestural brushstrokes; spector uses geometric forms to convey space and color. Also, JUliA bAUm: “A Rare breed,” photographic portraits of redheads. April 9 through 30 at green + blue gallery in stowe.

Reception: saturday, April 9, 4-6:30 p.m. info, 730-5331. ‘schooled’: Artwork from the public school classrooms of uVM Art education student teachers. April 11 through 15 at 16t-LittleCity033011.indd 1 Colburn gallery in burlington.

Affordable Reception: Monday, April 11, Wedding Photography 4-6 p.m. info, 656-2014.

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‘A TRUe sToRy’: Documentary photography by local and international artists. Through April 29 at Vermont photo space gallery in essex Junction. Reception: Juror peter Turnley, whose photographs have often graced the cover of Newsweek magazine, gives a talk called “Moments of the human Condition: 1972-present,” at 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, April 12, 5-7:30 p.m. info, 777-3686. essex ART leAgUe show: work by member artists. 6-7 p.m. at phoenix books in essex. Reception: Tuesday, April 12, 6-7 p.m. info, 872-7111.

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lois Foley: “Democracy project,” abstract oils on linen. Also, new works by Anne Cady, sean Dye, Kevin Fahey, woody Jackson, sara Katz, blake 16t-retnWEEKLY.indd 1 larsen, Meryl lebowitz, Kate longmaid, Toni-lee sangastiano, Rai del noce senior and stu williams.

Through April 30 at burlington Furniture Company. info, 860-4972. lois JAckson: watercolors of spring ephemerals and other wildflowers. Through April 30 at block gallery in winooski. info, 373-5150.

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lUAnn bAiley: oil paintings that tell a story. Through April 8 at Village wine & Coffee in shelburne. info, 985-8922.

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'ARcAdiA now: 16t-LindaRockPhoto032311.indd 1 3/21/11 4:14 PM conTempoRARy ART in coUnTRy': work exploring Channel 15 the pastoral ideal by sally LOCAL ART, MUSIC, Apfelbaum, Tim Daly, Alisa FASHION & FILM! Dworsky, bill Doherty, Ken ON DEMAND ikeda, Justine Kurland, www.vermontCam.org nathaniel lieb, Mary McDonnell, Rebecca purdum, Channel 16 Kiki smith, Fredrik strid, scott VT NEA walden, Tenesh webber, SCHOLARS BOWL James welling and Aaron sundays > 7l30 pm retn.org/series/sCholarswilliams. April 11 through May bowl 15 at Christine price gallery, Channel 17 Castleton state College. pARALLEL jUSTICE Reception: wednesday, April pROgRAM 13, 4:30-6:30 p.m., herrick www.Channel17.org Auditorium, Castleton. info, 468-1394.

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hARRy sUmmeRField: “The birds of spring,” photographs of birds, from the exotic Vermillion Flycatcher to the familiar American Turkey. April 9 through May 6 at Village wine & Coffee in shelburne. info, 985-8922.

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'JoURneys & JoURnAls': Travel-inspired artwork including photographs of Japan

by Douglas and Catherine brooks, who spent two years in the coastal villages recently obliterated by the tsunami.

Through April 30 at Creative space gallery in Vergennes.

Talk: learn to fold origami cranes with artist Jill Abilock.

Crane-making kits are available at the gallery throughout the month in exchange for donations to the American Red Cross. saturday, April 9, 3-5 p.m. info, 877-3850.

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ART in The pARk FesTiVAl Calling all fine artists and craftspeople for the 50th Annual Art in the park festivals on August 13-14 and october 8-9, 2011. info, chaffeeartcenter.org.

AUdRA bUck-colemAn: The graphic designer gives a lecture as part of the university's Visual Artist series, in ward hall. Thursday, April 7, 7:30-8:30 p.m., sunY plattsburgh, n.Y., info, 518-564-3095.

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by Alyson Chase; “om-inducing” paintings by lauren brownell; photographs by heidi pfau; and photographs from Tibet by sharie elrich. Through April 30 at Candles & Creations in burlington. info, 660-8021.

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hen he first moved to Vermont three years ago, Patrick Texier could be found most days directing traffic on the runway at Burlington International Airport. “I was the guy with the red sticks,” he says with obvious delight, in a French accent. These days the 66-year-old inhabits a vastly different environment: the sunny little gallery he and his wife, Sara Tucker, just opened in downtown Randolph.

Drastic career changes are nothing new for Texier. Over the years he’s done everything from guiding safaris in Tanzania to leasing rental cars in New Jersey. “I’ve done all the jobs in the world,” he boasts. But one thing has remained constant for Texier: his love of art.

“I wanted to go to art school, but my father wanted me to be an engineer,” he says. He never did get to art school, but he has been painting and illustrating through every phase of his life.

At the Korongo Gallery on a recent afternoon, Texier appears still to be dressed for the airport tarmac. His fireengine-red overalls are bright enough to signal incoming planes. When asked about the pants, he proudly shows off every pocket, while his wife explains that he returned from a recent trip to France with a suitcase full of overalls, each in a different color. Texier calls them his “gallery uniform.”

The gallery is small but light, thanks to a huge storefront window. The long-vacant building was last used as an office, says Tucker. Now, the walls are hung with Randolph artist Laurie Sverdlove Goldman’s paintings: reinterpretations of photographs from World War I depicting battlefield explosions and trekking soldiers.

Texier and Tucker, 56, didn’t have a plan when they moved to Randolph, her hometown, in 2007. They had been living in New Jersey when Tucker, a copy editor for Condé Nasts Traveler magazine, realized her mother needed live-in care. So they dropped everything and moved in with her.

The couple got involved in the community right away. Tucker and her mom began a memoir-writing workshop at the local senior center. Participants became known as the Hale Street Gang, a group of elders whose stories and blackand-white portraits by photographer Jack Rowell have been exhibited around the state since last summer. Texier provided illustrations for the group’s blog.

After 18 months at the airport, Texier and his entire crew were laid off. He began looking for other jobs and, simultaneously, for studio space. That’s when

food boutique occupies the building next door. “It looks like a little, sleepy town, but they’re ready to wake up anytime,” Texier says.

Korongo, which means “ditch” or “gully” in Swahili, was Texier’s nickname when he worked as a safari guide.

He had a reputation for taking people off the beaten track, pushing the limits of his vehicle when he drove it over ravines. “It was kind of a back-handed compliment,” says Tucker.

We’re serious about art, but we also want to have fun with it.

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Patrick Texier and Sara Tucker

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he happened on the storefront on Merchants Row. It was too big for a studio, but just right for a small gallery.

“He kind of surprised me when he said, ‘I want to open a gallery,’” says Tucker, but when she thought about it, the plan seemed perfect for both of them. Texier has a small printing business that he can run from the gallery, and Tucker can hold writing workshops and other events in the space. She at-

tributes her husband’s vision in part to his “outsider” perspective. “When you come from somewhere else, you see things with different eyes,” she says.

Texier certainly sees things differently. “The idea is to turn this part of town into the East Village of Randolph,” he says with a smirk, though the notion isn’t as far-fetched as it sounds. A new tapas restaurant just opened across the street, and a distinctly urban gourmet-

If he brings a Frenchman’s perspective, Tucker has the invaluable status of the hometown girl. “Everybody knows her,” Texier says. Tucker wants Korongo to be a gathering place. In addition to openings and artist talks, she’s thinking of wordier events. Inspired by the cowboy-poet phenomenon out west, Tucker wants to start a farm-related literary evening in which farmers who write — and writers who farm — can share their work.

“We’re serious about art, but we also want to have fun with it,” says Tucker.

“I think it’s important that we keep surprising people.”

For his part, Texier is interested in art that “shakes people up.” The next show, by Phil Godenschwager, will feature the Randolph artist’s stained-glass work and cartoons.

Texier says he’s interested in “John Deere art and Budweiser art.”

“You mean the tractors?” Tucker asks.

No, her husband explains, the art that’s appealing to farmers and other working people. “If you don’t want them to fall asleep, you have to make them laugh,” he says.

Tucker points out that nothing in the currently war-themed gallery will make people laugh.

“Except me,” offers Texier dryly. And he’s right. Half the fun of visiting Korongo is stealing a moment with Tucker and the Frenchman in red overalls. m

Korongo Gallery, 18 Merchants Row, Randolph. Open Tuesday through Saturday, 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Info, 236-9854.

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Lydia Littwin: “Seasonal Palette,” oil paintings by the Vermont artist. Through April 30 at Davis Studio Gallery in Burlington. Info, 425-2700.

Lynn Rupe: “Rural Sheep and City Bears,” paintings by the Vermont artist. Through April 11 at Artspace 106 at the Men's Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088.

MaRni McKitRicK & LauReL FuLton: “Spring Impressions,” flowers and landscapes in acrylic, oil and pastel. Through May 31 at Shelburne Vineyard.

Info, 985-8222.

MaRy ZoMpetti Lowe: “and then...,” photographs exploring the many elements that create our living spaces. Through April 17 at 215 College Gallery in Burlington. Info, 863-3662.

MichaeL Lew-SMith: Abstract photographs exploring the weathered paint on old cars, trucks and tractors. Curated by Kasini House.

Through April 30 at Opportunities Credit Union in Burlington. Info, 865-3404 ext. 130.

MichaeL nye: “About Hunger and Resilience,” photographic portraits, each accompanied by an audio story, of Americans coping without enough food. Through April 24 at Livak Room, Davis Center, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 865-0255. nicoLe KiRcheR: Paintings by the Vermont artist. Through April 30 at Uncommon Grounds in Burlington. Info, 865-6227. patRicK & MaRKuS weiSe: “Road Trip,” photographs from a three-month bicycle trip from the Maine coast to the Puget Sound. Through April 30 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211. peteR FRied: Oil and encaustic landscape paintings of pastoral subjects and manufactured forms, mostly in Chittenden County. Through May 2 at Muddy Waters in Burlington. Info, 355-1447.

RichaRd a. cLaRK: “Stations of the Cross,” charcoal drawings that play with perspective. Through April 22 at St. Paul's Cathedral in Burlington. Info, 864-0471.

Ron heRnandeZ: Works on canvas from the Burlington artist's early years. Through April 30 at the Skinny Pancake in Burlington. Info, 540-0188.

Scott LenhaRdt: “Good House,” drawings, paintings and illuminated, multilayered paint-on-glass light boxes by the artist well known for his Burton snowboard designs. Through May 28 at BCA Center in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

SKip SchieL: “Eyewitness Gaza,” photographs from the artist's recent trip to Israel and Palestine.

Through April 25 at St. Paul's Cathedral in Burlington. Info, 324-9864.

StewaRt MchenRy: “Late Winter & Early Spring,” photographic collages of the natural world.

Through April 30 at Barnes & Noble in South Burlington. Info, 864-8001.

SuSan noeL: Acrylic and watercolor paintings by the Essex Art League member. Through April 30 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 879-3942.

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'apRiL aRtiStS': Paintings and poems by Cora Brooks, and pastels by Cindy Griffith, Anne Unangst and Marcia Hill. Through April 30 at the Drawing Board in Montpelier. Info, 223-2902. aRthuR ZoRn: “Blooms Into Spring,” acrylic representational abstract impressions. Through May 30 at the Skinny Pancake in Montpelier. Info, 229-4431. 'dRawn FRoM VeRMont: the caRtoon Show': Work by Jeff Danziger, Ed Koren, Hal Mayforth and Tim Newcomb. Through April 20 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8743.

'FLying high': A multimedia show exploring the dynamic of flight, in the Main Floor Gallery; silent auction to benefit SPA programs, in the Second Floor Gallery; Lynne BaRton: “A Closer Look,” charcoal and pastel images of stones, in the Third Floor Gallery. Through April 16 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069. gaBRieLa BuLiSoVa: “Chernobyl: Life on the Edge,” a photographic exposé of life in the Russian region 25 years after the nuclear disaster. Through April 22 at Montpelier City Hall. Info, 476-3154.

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gLen hutcheSon: “Other Hand Drawings, With Color,” figure studies the artist did with his left hand. Through May 31 at the Shoe Horn at Onion River in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com.

Jayn BieR & chip hopKinS: “Scrapwork,” patchwork pictures by Bier and scrap metal sculpture

by Hopkins. Through April 16 at Tunbridge Public Library. Info, 889-9404.

JiLL Madden & ReBecca KinKead: Madden's landscape paintings are full of motion and light; Kinkead makes her figurative works by layering paint and wax. Through April 29 at Vermont Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

Kate eMLen & FRanceS weLLS: “Maine Coast to Hudson River,” landscape paintings. Through May 1 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670.

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'the goLden cage: Mexican MigRant woRKeRS and VeRMont daiRy FaRMeRS': Photographs, text and audio exploring the relationship between these two groups of workers at Addison County farms, by photographer Caleb

w. daVid poweLL: “Everything Must Go 2.0,” a retrospective of paintings, drawings, prints, collages and computer-generated work by the artist responsible for the iconic Allman Brothers logo “Eat a Peach.” Curated by SEABA. Through May 31 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Info, 793-8482.

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'StaRt with the aRtS exhiBit': Artwork by preschool children made during home day care visits by Peter Burns, an instructor in the arts mentoring program. Through April 19 at Winooski Memorial Library. Info, 399-7095.

'undeR the Big top: the Fine aRt oF the ciRcuS in aMeRica': Work by modern and contemporary American artists fascinated by the circus and its performers' bohemian lives outside the ring (through May 22); pippo Lionni: Animations and a print, in the New Media Niche and the European and American Gallery (through May 22); 'MaSKed SpectacLe: coMMedia deLL'aRte and BRead & puppet theateR': Prints by Hungarian-American artist Giuseppe Pecsenke and masks and puppets from Vermont's radical theater troupe, in the Wilbur Room (through May 8); 'geoRgeS RouauLt: ciRque de L'ÉtoiLe FiLante': Color etchings and wood engravings of clowns, in the East Gallery; and 'ShadowS oF the SaMuRai': Armor, swords, prints, masks and other artifacts representing Japanese warrior traditions, in the Wolcott Gallery (through May 11). At Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

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'the Second to LaSt SuppeR exhiBition': Work by a variety of artists interpreting a paint-by-number version of “The Last Supper” by Leonardo da Vinci. Through April 30 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 310-3211.

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Scott einSig: Acrylic portraits, in the Bar; BaRBaRa hauZingeR: color photographs of Panama, in the Dining Room; Jane ann KantoR: acrylic paintings, in the Greenhouse. Through April 30 at the Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 862-9647.

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Through June 11 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington. Info, 652-4505.

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Laurie SverdLove GoLdman: “Battlefields: WWI,” oil paintings inspired by photographs of battlefields in France and Germany. Through April 25 at Korongo Gallery in Randolph. Info, 236-9854.

Lienne Bick: “Colorful Reflections,” paintings.

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Through April 22 at PHOTOSTOP in White River Junction. Info, 698-0320.

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caroLyn Letvin: Paintings of the ancient, biblical breed of Jacob's sheep. Through April 30 at Edgewater Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 458-0098.

Liza myerS: “Promises Kept,” acrylic paintings and ceramic sculpture by the Brandon artist. Through April 15 at Feick Fine Arts Center, Green Mountain College in Poultney. Info, 287-8926.

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April 7 through 14 at Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College. Info, 443-6433.

LoiS eBy: “Momentary Dance,” paintings by the Vermont artist. Through April 27 at Vermont Arts Council Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-3293.

katHerine GeorGe: Work by the Vermont Pastel Society member. Through April 30 at Charlotte Senior Center. Info, 425-6345.

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'SometHinG'S BrewinG': Students and members of the pottery studio present teapots, teacups, saucers, creamers, sugar bowls, serving platters and more. Through April 29 at Montpelier Mud in Middlesex. Info, 224-7000. 'twinviewS': Photography by kids and their mentors in the Twinfield Together student-community mentoring program. Through April 30 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-0141.

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LoweLL Snowdon kLock: “Manipulations,” Polaroid photographs that the artist has given a surreal look by tampering with the emulsion before it sets. Through April 30 at Brandon Artists' Guild.

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'THE LIPPITT MORGAN': A photographic exhibit of early Vermont breeders and the old-fashioned Morgans so dear to them. Through July 31 at The National Museum of the Morgan Horse in Middlebury. Info, 388-1639.

PATRICIA LYON-SURREY: “Photowork: Traditional to Playful,” images from the artist's travels, as well as panning, montage and Polaroid transfers.

Through April 15 at Green Goddess Café in Stowe.

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'VIRTUALLY ABROAD': Visions of afar through the eyes of New England artists, including photos by Josh Axelrod, pigmented pulp pieces by Deborah Sharpe-Lunstead, and paintings by Irma Cerese, Andy Newman, Jan V. Roy and Gail Sauter. Through April 10 at Edgewater Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 458-0098.

PETER MILLER: “Vermont Farm Women,” black-and-white photographs of women farmers, gardeners and loggers the artist interviewed for his 2002 book of the same name. Through April 15 at Municipal Building in Fairfield. Info, 827-3945.

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GEORGE PEARLMAN & KATHRYN LIPKE VIGESAA: Pearlman's abstract paintings create illusionist space and tension, in Gallery I; Vigesaa presents “Molas in Transition: Textile Art of Kuna Women,” in Gallery II. Through April 25 at River Arts Center in Morrisville. Info, 888-1261.

MARC AWODEY: Paintings by the Vermont artist, in the Wings Gallery. Through August 8 at Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.

MERRILL DENSMORE: Colorful paintings of Vermont homes, landscapes, moose and deer by the GRACE artist. Through May 2 at Claire's Restaurant & Bar in Hardwick. Info, 472-7053.

MICHAEL SMITH: “Rural Pop Art and Other Behavioral Oddities,” acrylic and mixed-media work. Through April 10 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211.

SUSAN WAHLRAB & MARIELLA BISSON: “Outside: New Visions of Nature,” watercolor landscapes by Wahlrab and oil paintings that incorporate collage techniques by Bisson. Through May 8 at West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943.

'SWEETEN YOUR PALETTE: A SAPPY ART SHOW': Maple-themed artwork by New England artists.

April 11 through May 10 at Village Frame Shoppe & Gallery in St. Albans. Info, 524-3699.

WOMEN’S SHOW: Portraits of women activists by Denise Beaudet; sculptures by Sara Pogue; ink on paper by Samantha Crawford; painted shadow pictures and portrait sculpture by Gwen Murphy; mixed-media work by Alicia Hunsicker; black-andwhite paintings by Nayana Glazier; and paintings

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ESMÉ THOMPSON: “The Alchemy of Design,” paintings, collage, ceramics and installation by the Dartmouth College professor of studio art. April 9 through May 29 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2808.

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MIKEY WELSH: “If Such a Thing Exists, Then Yes,” abstract and representational paintings by the Burlington artist. Through April 17 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-6131.

SPRING FEATURE SHOW: Paintings by Richard Heller, ink drawings by Leonard Ragouzeos, and fiber wall hangings by Karen Kamenetzky. Through May 1 at Gallery in the Woods in Brattleboro. Info, 257-4777.

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MELISSA S. ARMSTRONG: “Science Is Fiction,” works made almost entirely of sugar and candy as part of the artist's yearlong staff residency at the center. Through April 8 at Vermont Studio Center in Johnson. Info, 617-365-6643.

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Gyllenhaal gets up, finds his way to the restroom and glances in the mirror. The face glancing back is not his own. The face on the driver’s license in his wallet is not his own.

Before anything else has a chance to freak him out, the train and all aboard are blown up.

The next thing our protagonist knows, he’s jerked awake to find himself wearing a military uniform and strapped into some

sort of capsule. A no-nonsense officer — Vera Farmiga — appears on a monitor and fields the onslaught of questions that follows. Gyllenhaal says he’s Capt. Colter Stevens, and he wants to know where the rest of his unit is.

The last thing he can recall is flying a helicopter in Afghanistan. For the Army or the Air Force? It depends on whose review you read. I won’t even pretend to know.

Here’s where the movie jumps the track: The always watchable Jeffrey Wright appears on the monitor. He plays Dr. Rutledge, the scientist in charge of the base, known as Beleaguered Castle, and the mastermind of a breakthrough in time/space malarkey that he calls Source Code. Wright is a very fine actor. So fine he’s able to keep a straight face while running through one of the all-out silliest expositions in sci-fi history. Something about creating the technology to tap into a dead person’s brain and not just access the final eight minutes of his memory, but transport someone else into the middle of the remembered events.

Gyllenhaal has been transported into the memory of a man who died in the explosion, and his mission is to keep returning to the train and reliving those eight minutes until

he discovers who planted the bomb.

Which he does again and again, à la GroundSTRANGERS ON A TRAIN hog Day, Monaghan helps Gyllenhaal deal with his identity learning a crisis in this far-fetched thriller from Duncan Jones. little more in each new e i g h t- m i n does an impressively credible job of fleshing ute loop. The film, written by Ben Ripley and directed out a character in an incredible situation.

by Duncan Jones (David Bowie’s son, who The movie’s shortcomings are virtually all made Moon), is undermined by its gimmick. attributable to Ripley’s overreaching script.

The repetition becomes borderline irksome. He sets out to play with concepts and conunPerhaps they should have transported Gyl- drums concerning the nature of reality and then plummets so far into his own rabbit lenhaal into the brain of Bill Murray.

By the time Ripley and Jones make it to hole he’s never able to climb out.

It’s a shame. Given its cast, its promising the final act, many trippy, philosophical questions have been raised, but all logic has been young director and its subject matter, the left behind like lost luggage. To give examples picture had the potential to be far-out fun. would be to reveal too much, so let’s just say Especially in these dumbed-down, one-newSource Code is not this year’s Inception. It’s rom-com-per-weekend times, a good mind game is a terrible thing to waste. closer to something like this year’s Next.

To be sure, every member of the cast perRICK KISONAK forms his or her duties capably; Gyllenhaal

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Wretches & Jabberers ★★★★

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ow do you communicate a failure to communicate? In the documentary Wretches & Jabberers, Larry Bissonnette of Milton, Vt., has a wonderful answer to that conundrum.

Bissonnette, 53, an artist whose work has been displayed locally and internationally, is autistic and uses primarily the written word to communicate. Asked at a conference how he can educate others about his condition, he types: “Learning about autism requires a storytelling about human experience which is weird and offbeat like primitive silent film, and that is not what people want to see.”

Director Gerardine Wurzburg, who also made the Oscar-nominated short “Autism Is a World,” clearly knows what people want to see. Her film, which follows Bissonnette and fellow autistic Vermonter Tracy Thresher from Church Street to Sri Lanka to Japan to Finland, is not “weird and offbeat.” Aside from its provocative title, Wretches & Jabberers plays it pretty safe; this is crowd-pleasing advocacy filmmaking.

Wurzburg’s simple storytelling and upbeat tone help explain why Wretches & Jabberers, which had its American premiere last fall at the Vermont International Film Festival, is getting a nationwide April run in AMC

Theatres. (In Vermont, it plays at Merrill’s Roxy Cinemas in Burlington starting Friday.)

If it’s possible to make a happy movie about people whose brain chemistry makes it difficult for them to communicate their needs and show their intelligence to others, this is it.

But there is also a complexity and a darkness at the heart of Wretches & Jabberers — a darkness expressed in the title, which comes from the mind of a young Finn with autism named Antti. People like himself, Bissonnette and Thresher are “wretches,” he types, suffering mainly in silence. The world belongs to the rest of us — the “jabberers” whose love affair with the sound of their own voices makes them oblivious to others’ inner worlds. It’s an observation worthy of a Scandinavian.

But jabberers can stop and listen — and the more we listen to Bissonnette, Thresher and their new friends, the more we learn.

The two Vermonters, who travel the world accompanied by their assistants, riff off each other like a comedy team.

They have serious moments, too. In one scene, Thresher, 43, who has no fixed abode, goes to Montpelier to talk with now-Lt. Gov. Phil Scott about the uncertain future

DYNAMIC DUO Two Vermonters travel the world in Wurzburg’s documentary, which is also going places with a national release.

of Vermont’s disability-assistance funding.

Struggling to convey how vital the issue is, Thresher becomes so upset he can’t type, then recovers and asks Scott to “pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.” Some of us may be smoother tongued, but we all have the “man behind the curtain” — the self that hides, working the gears, and sometimes goes haywire.

It’s not easy to give dynamism to a film about people tapping on keyboards. Wurzburg compensates with changing, colorful settings and on-screen graphics that highlight phrases from the subjects’ typed speech. The same words find their way into songs by composer J. Ralph, who recruited

big names — from Norah Jones to Devendra Banhart — to contribute to the soundtrack.

The technique doesn’t always work: Utterances that are poignant in isolation — such as “It’s killingly hard to say what I feel” — can turn treacly and overbearing when set to music.

Wretches & Jabberers can be manipulative, and it doesn’t place the people it showcases in the broader (and combative) ongoing discussion of autism-spectrum disorders.

But these people are still well worth your acquaintance. Ninety minutes on the road with Bissonnette and Thresher are a trip.

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Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Welden) HANNA: Director Joe Wright, who introduced Americans to creepily mature young actress Saoirse Ronan in Atonement, showcases her in this action thriller about a teen whose father (Eric Bana) raised her in isolation to be the perfect assassin. With Cate Blanchett and Jason Flemyng.

(111 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace)

tHE ADJUStmENt BUREAUHHH1/2 Matt Damon plays a senatorial candidate who discovers he’s been living a life scripted by shadowy forces in this science-fiction thriller from screenwriter and first-time director George Nolfi, based on a Philip K. Dick story. With Emily Blunt, Anthony Mackie and John Slattery. (99 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Essex, Majestic, Roxy) BAttlE: loS ANGElESH1/2 Judging by the jittery trailer, this sci-fi action film aspires to be The Hurt Locker of extraterrestrial-invasion movies. With Aaron Eckhart as the Marine taking on aliens and Michelle Rodriguez, Ramon Rodriguez and Bridget Moynahan. Jonathan (The Killing Room) Liebesman directed. (116 min, PG-13. Majestic, Marquis, Stowe; ends 4/7) cEDAR RApiDSHHH1/2 Ed Helms plays a timid Wisconsin insurance agent who must represent his firm at a conference in the scary, decadent metropolis of ... the title. It’s a comedy. With John C. Reilly, Anne Heche and Isiah Whitlock Jr. Miguel (Chuck & Buck) Arteta directs. (96 min, R. Roxy, Savoy) tHE compANY mENHHHH Ben Affleck plays an exec who has to adjust to life in the slow lane after he’s laid off in this ensemble drama about the recession’s repercussions, from writer-director John Wells. With Tommy Lee Jones, Chris Cooper, Kevin Costner and Maria Bello. (109 min, R. Palace; ends 4/7)

YoUR HiGHNESS: Also known as “recent Oscar nominees chilling in a stoner comedy.” Danny McBride and James Franco play princely brothers trying to save their kingdom from an evil wizard in this fantasy satire. Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel are comely damsels. David Gordon (Pineapple Express) Green directs. (102 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe)

DiARY oF A WimpY KiD: RoDRicK RUlESHHH Parents try to force the titular put-upon middle schooler (Zachary Gordon) to bond with his bullying older brother in this comedy sequel based on the bestselling Jeff Kinney novel. David (Astro Boy) Bowers directs. With Devon Bostick and Rachael Harris. (96 min, PG. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Welden)

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Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15.

Sucker Punch 12:15, 2:45, 5:10, 7:35, 10. Limitless 12:30, 3, 5:20, 7:40, 10. The Lincoln Lawyer 1, 3:55, 6:45, 9:30. Paul 3:30, 9:35. Red Riding Hood 7:25, 9:40. The Adjustment Bureau 12:50, 6:50. Rango 12:10, 2:30, 4:50. The King’s Speech 12:45, 3:40, 6:40, 9:20. friday 8 — thursday 14 *Arthur 1:15, 4, 7:10, 9:40. *Your Highness 12:35, 2:50, 5:05, 7:25, 9:55. *Hanna 12:20, 2:45, 5:10, 7:35, 10. *Soul Surfer 1:10, 3:45, 6:45, 9:25. Hop 12:10, 2:40, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Insidious 12:25, 2:40, 5, 7:25, 9:50. Source code 12:40, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:50. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15. Sucker Punch 7:30, 10. Limitless 12:30, 3, 5:20, 7:40, 10. The Lincoln Lawyer 1, 3:55.

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Insidious 1:20, 4:30, 7:15, 9:40. Source code 2:45, 4:55, 7:10, 9:35. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 2:40, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20.

Sucker Punch 1, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. Limitless 1:10, 4:20, 7, 9:30. The Lincoln Lawyer 12:50, 3:40, 6:40, 9:20. Paul 1:15, 6:45, 9. Battle: Los Angeles 1:05, 8:50. Red Riding Hood 3:50, 6:30. The Adjustment Bureau 4, 9:15.

Rango 12:55, 3:30, 6:35. friday 8 — thursday 14 *Arthur 1:15, 4, 7, 9:35. *Hanna 1, 4:10, 6:45, 9:20. *Your Highness 1:30, 4:20, 7:15, 9:40. *Soul Surfer 12:50 (Mon-Thu only), 1:05 (Fri-Sun only), 3:50, 6:40, 9:25. Hop 12:10 (Fri-Sun only), 1:10, 2:25, 3:40, 4:45, 6:20, 8:40. Insidious 1:20, 6:30, 9. Source code 12:30 (Fri-Sun only), 2:40, 4:50, 7:10, 9:25. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 2:30, 4:40, 6:50. Sucker Punch 6:55, 9:30. Limitless 12 (Fri-Sun only), 4:35, 7:05, 9:30. The Lincoln Lawyer 3:45, 8:50. Rango 2:20.

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wednesday 6 — thursday 7 Hop 6:30. The Lincoln Lawyer 6:30. Battle: Los Angeles 6:30. friday 8 — thursday 14 Hop 1:30 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6:30 (all week), 8:30 (Sat only). The Lincoln Lawyer 1:30 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6:30 (Sat-Thu), 9 (Fri & Sat). Limitless 1:30 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6:30 (all week), 9 (Fri & Sat).

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Sucker Punch 1:15, 3:50, 6:50, 9:25. cedar Rapids 1:25, 4:10, 7:10, 9:10. Limitless 1:05, 3:40, 7, 9:20. Paul 1:20, 6:10. The Adjustment Bureau 3:45, 8:30. The Lincoln Lawyer 1, 3:30, 6:40, 9:15. friday 8 — thursday 14 *Arthur 1:15, 3:45, 7, 9:20. *Your Highness 1:25, 4:10, 6:50, 9:15. *Wretches & Jabberers 4:45, 7:10.

The King’s Speech [PG-13 version] 1:20, 4, 6:40, 9:05. cedar Rapids 1, 2:50, 4:40, 7:20, 9:10. Limitless 1:10, 3:30, 6:30, 8:40. The Lincoln Lawyer 1:05, 9.

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Limitless 1:25, 4:05, 6:45, 9:15. The Lincoln Lawyer 1:05, 3:45, 6:35, 9:10. Paul 1:15, 3:40, 6:40, 9:05. Rango 1, 3:30, 6:15 (Thu only).

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Limitless 1:25, 4:05 (except Sat), 6:45, 9:15. The Lincoln Lawyer 3:35, 6:35, 9:10.

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(119 min, R. Big Picture, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy) mARS NEEDS momSHH1/2 This Disney animation offers an alternate take on the whole alien-invasion thing, in which a kid must rescue his mother from Martians who just want to be tucked into bed at night. An ingenious ploy to make undervalued-feeling moms shell out for 3-D tickets? With the voices of Seth Green, Joan Cusack and Dan Fogler. Simon (The Time Machine) Wells directed. (88 min, PG. Big Picture)

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limitlESSHHH In this thriller, Bradley Cooper plays an unpublished writer who takes an experimental drug and becomes a bes-selling, sexually irresistible superbrain. So, basically, every writer’s fantasy. With Robert De Niro, Abbie Cornish and Anna Friel. Neil (The Lucky Ones) Burger directs. (105 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy)

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taURUs (april 20-May 20): The hydrochloric acid in our digestive system is so corrosive it can dissolve a nail. in other words, you contain within you the power to dematerialize solid metal. Why is it so hard, then, for you to conceive of the possibility that you can vaporize a painful memory or bad habit or fearful fantasy? i say you can do just that, taurus — especially at this moment, when your capacity for creative destruction is at a peak. try this meditation: imagine that the memory or habit or fantasy you want to kill off is a nail.

Then picture yourself dropping the nail into a vat of hydrochloric acid. Come back every

canceR (June 21-July 22): if you were a poker player, the odds would now be far better than usual that you’d be voted one of the “50 sexiest Poker Players in the World.” if you were a physician volunteering your services in Haiti or sudan, there’d be an unusually high likelihood that you’d soon be the focus of a feature story on a tV news show. and even if you were just a pet groomer or life coach or yoga teacher, i bet your cachet would be rising.

Why? according to my reading of the omens, you Cancerians are about to be noticed, seen for who you are or just plain appreciated a lot more than usual. leo (July 23-aug. 22): no other country on the planet has a greater concentration of artistic masterpieces than italy. as for the place that has the most natural wonders and inspiring scenery per square mile: That’s more subjective, but i’d say Hawaii. Judging from the astrological omens, leo, i encourage you to visit one or both of those two hotspots — or the closest equivalents you can manage. (if you already live in italy or Hawaii, you won’t have far to go.) in my opinion, you need to be massively exposed to huge doses of staggering beauty. and i really do mean that you neeD this experience — for your mental, physical and spiritual well-being.

(aug. 23-sept. 22): Healer Caroline Myss coined the term “woundology.” it refers to the practice of using our wounds to get power, sympathy and attention. Why give up our pain when we can wield it to manipulate others emotionally? “i am suffering, so you should give me what i want.” When we’re in pain, we may feel we have the right to do things we wouldn’t otherwise allow ourselves to do, like go on shopping sprees, eat tasty junk food or sleep with attractive people who are no good for us. in this scenario, pain serves us. it’s an ally. your assignment, Virgo, is to get touch with your personal version of woundology. now is a good time to divest yourself of the so-called “advantages” of holding on to your suffering.

liBRa (sept. 23-oct. 22): as an american who has lived most of my life in the U.s., i write these horoscopes in english. but for years they have also been translated into italian for the zesty italian magazine Internazionale. over the years, my readership there has grown so sizable that an italian publisher approached me to create an astrology book for italians. late last year, Robosocopo appeared in italy but nowhere else. it was an odd feeling to have my fourth book rendered in the italian language but not in my native tongue. i suspect you’ll be having a comparable experience soon, libra. you will function just fine in a foreign sphere — having meaningful experiences, and maybe even some success, “in translation.” scoRpio (oct. 23-nov. 21): you can gain more power — not to mention charisma, panache and love — by losing some of your cool.

This is one time when too much self-control could actually undermine your authority. so please indulge in a bit of healthy self-undoing, scorpio. gently mock your self-importance and shake yourself free of self-images you’re pathologically attached to. Fool with your own hard and fast rules in ways that purge your excess dignity and restore at least some of your brilliant and beautiful innocence. sagittaRiUs (nov. 22-Dec. 21): This week will be a time when you might want to get a hold of a toy you loved when you were a kid and actually play with it again; a time when you could speak so articulately about

an idea you’re passionate about that you will change the mind of someone who has a different belief; a time when you may go off on an adventure you feared you would regret but then it turns out later that you don’t regret it; a time when you might pick out a group of stars in the sky that form the shape of a symbol that’s important to you, and give this new constellation a name; and a time when you could make love with such utter abandon that your mutual pleasure will stay with you both for several days.

capRicoRn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The norwegian film Twigson is about a boy who feels so friendless and isolated that he seeks companionship with a talking twig. in the coming weeks, i encourage you to be equally as proactive in addressing the strains of your own loneliness. i’m not implying that you are lonelier or will be lonelier than the rest of us; i’m just saying that it’s an excellent time for taking aggressive action to soothe the ache. so reach out, Capricorn. be humbly confident as you try to make deeper contact. aQUaRiUs (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): During one

of 2010’s Mercury retrograde phases, astrologer evelyn roberts wrote on her Facebook page that she was doing lots of things you’re “not supposed to do” during a Mercury retrograde: buying a new computer, planning trips, making contracts, signing documents. Why? she said she always rebels like that, maybe because of her quirky aquarian nature. More importantly, she does it because what usually works best for her is to pay close attention to what’s actually going on rather than getting lost in fearful fantasies about what influence a planet may or may not have. During the current Mercury retrograde, aquarius, i recommend her approach to you.

pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): Damon bruce is a san Francisco sports talk show host i listen to now and then. He told a story about being at a bar and seeing a guy with a tattoo of a life-sized dollar bill on the back of his shaved head. bruce was incredulous. Why burn an image of the lowest-denomination bill into your flesh? if you’re going to all that trouble, shouldn’t you inscribe a more ambitious icon, like a $100 bill? My sentiments exactly, Pisces. now apply this lesson to your own life. m

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include comments in these horoscopes that might be construed as political in nature. For instance, i have always endorsed a particular candidate in the american presidential elections. some people are outraged by this, saying, in effect, “How dare you?! What do your political opinions have to do with my life?!” if you feel that way, you might want to stop reading now. it’s my sacred duty to tell you that the twists and turns of political and social issues will be making an increasingly strong impact on your personal destiny in the months ahead. to be of service to you, i will have to factor them into my meditations on your oracles. now let me ask you: is it possible that your compulsive discontent about certain political issues is inhibiting your capacity for personal happiness?

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While police were investigating a DUIrelated crash in Westminster, Colo., Katherine Morse, 49, stopped to complain about how the officers had parked their patrol cars. When they told her to return to her vehicle, she became “belligerent with them, telling them it was a stupid place” for a traffic stop, a witness said. Officers then realized Morse was also drunk and arrested her for drunk driving. (Denver’s KMGH-TV)

Holier Than Thou

When a German doctor praised Pope Benedict XVI for setting an example by having an organ donor card, the Vatican explained the pope wouldn’t be donating any organs. “It’s true that the pope owns an organ donor card,” the pope’s secretary, Monsignor George Gaenswein, said in a letter quoted on Vatican Radio, “but contrary to public opinion, the card issued back in the 1970s became de facto invalid with Cardinal Ratzinger’s election to the papacy.” Vatican officials said that after a pope dies, his body must be buried intact and that any papal organs donated would become holy relics in other bodies if he were eventually made a saint. (Reuters)

Unfriendly Skies

When Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn borrowed his wife’s bicycle to ride to work, he parked it in a bike rack in the City Hall parking garage. After work, the bike was gone. “I know I’ve been encouraging people to ride bikes more,” McGinn tweeted, “but I didn’t mean u could ‘borrow’ my wife’s bike w/o asking.” Later, he posted a picture of the bike and added his wife’s reaction: “Peg is pissed.” McGinn admitted that he forgot to lock the bike when he parked it because he was preoccupied with city business, according to his communications director, who explained, “He just spaced.” (Seattle Times)

Wrong Arm of the Law

The Houston Police Department relieved senior police officer Mike Hamby, 51, of duty after he took part in a barbecue cook-off at a rodeo and reportedly threw a tear gas canister into the booth of an opposing cook-off team. The gas sickened several people and reached a tent occupied by military veterans, including some amputees in wheelchairs. “How stupid can an individual be?” rodeo executive director Mike DeMarco said. “If it was John Q. Public, we would arrest, then press the full charges that the law would allow.”

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The Sarasota, Fla., police department fired veteran homicide detective Tom Laughlin, 42, for trying to secede from the United States of America. In a document filed at the city courthouse, Laughlin renounced his U.S. citizenship and declared himself a “sovereign citizen” and included a thumbprint on each page and a photocopy of 21 silver pieces, explaining they’re the price to become a “freeman.” Internal affairs documents showed that Laughlin, a decorated and respected investigator who handled high-profile cases, believed with other freemen that the red numbers of a Social Security card were clues to finding a secret “straw man account,” where the government hides millions of dollars from citizens, and that birth certificates were related to secret ships berthed in a port that held access to millions of straw man dollars.” (Sarasota’s Herald-Tribune)

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A Continental Airlines flight leaving Pittsburgh for Houston was delayed nearly three hours because of a broken toilet in the first-class lavatory. The two lavatories in coach were fully functional, but first-class passengers would’ve had to walk to the rear of the plane to use them. Continental’s Mary Clark said that after the maintenance crew failed to fix the toilet, the first-class lavatory was closed, and the plane took off.

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Annoyed by squirrels running around inside the wall of his townhouse in Richton Park, Ill., Robert Hughes decided to smoke them out by lighting a smoke bomb in a gutter near a hole in the wall the squirrels were using to access the home. The bomb went off but ignited and set the house on fire.

Firefighters had to rip open the roof and drywall in Hughes’s home and a neighbor’s to extinguish the blaze. (Chicago Sun-Times)

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After Daniel Rahynes, 35, told tellers at a bank in Harrisburg, Pa., that he wanted to open an account, he gave the bank his information, then announced he was there to rob the bank. Police said he drove away with a small amount of cash but left behind the two forms of identification he showed to open the account.

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Try anything, open minded, sex crazed I am outgoing, very sexual, love naughty, but a little nice is fun, too. Looking for fun times, laughs and no strings if we agree, but may also decide to go long term, up to you. I’ll try anything once, love playing on webcam, taking pictures and videos. Let’s have some kinky, nasty fun! hrnyboyvt, 32, #103140 Too hot for monogamy Are you ready for fun? Because I am and want you to join in. Looking for discreet fun and willing to try most anything. I want to get you off multiple times, and I can last plenty long to get you there. Awesome tongue and love to use it. You pick the spot.

Ready4FunInVT, 46, l, #120652 Enthusiasm wanted The enjoyment of my brief walks on the bi side (and too often my walks on the straight side) was lessened by lessthan-enthusiastic participants. Seeking

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VT couple looking for fun Couple looking to play with another woman. We want to fulfill that fantasy together. We are clean cut and want to experiment to make our sex lives spicier. We have never done this before, so bear with us. If you are interested

Men seeking?

Safe, Respectful, Sexy!

What’s wrong with having a little fun? Nothing. I’m looking to meet a partner to fulfill fantasies with. Yours. Mine. And anything else that comes into our devious little minds.

Safety and respect are paramount, though; if it’s not comfortable it’s not fun! Let’s play! ragareg, 26, l, #120672 FROM HIS ONLINE PROFILE: What sex toy/piece of BDSM equipment is your favorite and why? The simple, yet classic, blindfold. more willing partner(s). Pleasing a couple would be ideal, a single would be next best. Average build, not hairy, cut, average size. Looking for about the same. I like petite to average-ish women. lordemsworth, 54, #120645 Master of Spanking Therapy Dominant male looking to meet with males and females who seek a dominant force in their lives to play out their fantasies/desires of being disciplined. Limits respected. Discretion assured. Spankhard, 50, #120642

Fit and fun I am an attractive, fit, fun, busy guy looking for someone to hang out with. I teach martial arts, like to work out, eat healthy, and like to do fun things in and out of the bedroom. hardcorevt, 34, l, #120703

Looking for something discreet I am in a relationship but am looking for something more. I would like to try new things discreetly with no commitment or attachment. Definitely would like to try something kinky, so if this seems like something you’re into, send me an email. Age does not matter. magichat33, 21, #120628

Stress Reliever I provide full-body stress relief with my hands. If you are in need of a totally satisfying experience, I am the one for you. I am 6’7”, 225, smooth former dude dorm model.

Very discreet and nonjudgmental.

I am available seven days a week, noon until 2 a.m. My name is CJ. Massageman11, 38, u, l, #120667

Good, simple, clean, fun Open minded, clean and fun. Just looking for others who are looking to connect physically. Looking for safe, mutually pleasurable sex. It doesn’t have to be as difficult as it seems. nuanced1, 39, #120586

Kink of the w eek:

good times Yes, I am looking for you so we can have some good old NSA sex. I do have a wife, but sex one or two times a mouth doesn’t work for me. I wanna meet someone who wants to have some hot NSA sex fun time during the week.

If so, come on, let’s meet, it will be a good time. vtdave1234, 38, #109736

Safe, Respectful, Sexy!

What wrong with having a little fun?

Nothing. I’m looking to meet a partner to fulfill fantasies with. Yours. Mine.

And anything else that comes into our devious little minds. Safety and respect are paramount, though; if it’s not comfortable it’s not fun! Let’s play! ragareg, 26, l, #120672

I’ll be your Apollo, and you, my Daphne.

Through our attraction and need for each other, we bring each other to Dionysian climax and revel in its release.

Tantric beauties, hippie lovers and muses step forward. Let’s explore love in the garden like Siddhartha and Kamala had. youngandtalented, 23, #120608

Adventurous, unconventional nonconformist w/open mind I’m open to suggestion with a good sense of humor. Physically fit, 6 feet tall, with blue eyes; former soldier/ sailor/Marine. Well traveled and experienced; willing to try just about anything once. Looking for: a woman who is like minded and progressive; open minded, athletic, adaptable, flexible, communicative, with positive attitude and good sense of humor. Life’s short, live like there’s no tomorrow..

Carpe diem. contemporaryvagabond, 44, l, #120624 I’ll take you there Young man seeks enlightened mistress to explore different levels of ecstasy.

in a good time, send us an email with a picture. Please, clean shaven is best. german1013, 40, l, #120717 Interested in multiple oral play?

Educated, attractive, Causasian, edgy couple looking for three- or fourway action with other couples with similar interests. Also, single active male-to-female transsexuals or a feminine man are possibilities. Live your fantasy! STD free and expect same. funtimes, 50, #120682 2 Hotties and A doctor 25-year-old normal and attractive couple. I want to know what it’s like being with another girl, and he is all about it. Discreet, one-time thing, unless everyone is begging for more.

Looking for an attractive 21-27-yearold clean girl. We want to talk via email and then buy you a drink.

2HottiesAndADoctor, 25, l, #120622 420Princess I’ve had lesbian fantasies and a few hookups in the past, but nothing serious. I’m looking for a female friend to “show me the ropes.” If all goes well and we like each other enough, I want to get my boyfriend into the action, as he has wanted a threesome for quite a while. Let’s have some fun. Love802, 19, #120276

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Tall redhead with beautiful eyes You: Tall, short, bright hair, blue eyes, long, black coat, boots. Grocery run.

We made eye contact a few times and a couple smiles. I was too shy to say something. Me: Tall, dark hair, tats, black T-shirt. If you’re single, I’d like to meet you. You grabbed a Seven Days, so I hope you read this. When: Saturday, April 2, 2011. Where: North Ave. Hannaford.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #908819 Crucial Cutie Tall, dark, handsome and green.

Not a Ninja Turtle but my favorite nightly obsession. Sometimes I call you guys just to see your deep brown eyes. This is Crucial! When: Saturday, April 2, 2011. Where: my front door.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #908818 been gone exactally 2 weeks Two weeks and three days, I spy you whistling to yourself at the co-op, glowing in your knowing. You were wearing Carhartts, an old wool sweater covered by a hoodie and a swanky scarf that beautifully balanced function with the inner beauty I saw. Maybe soon you’ll spy me, naked and yowling on your doorstep. When: Tuesday, March 22, 2011. Where: City Market.

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blue eyes, glasses, wonderful smile.

We made our way later to Mad River to catch a show.You took my heart with you a few days later when you left for your internship in El Paso. Have I gotten it back? When: Friday, April 1, 2011.

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You: Woman. Me: Man. #908812

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You were walking down Intervale Ave. a little after 3. I saw you look, twice. Hello. When: Thursday, March 31, 2011. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #908805 Stowe UPS Guy You sometimes deliver to the store where I work but are not the regular delivery guy. I fortunately get to sign for most of the packages, which is such a pleasure! Me: light brown hair, always pulled back in a ponytail, brown eyes. You: in uniform, tall, light brown hair, blue eyes, great smile. Would you like to have coffee? When: Tuesday, March 29, 2011. Where: Stowe, Vt..

You: Man. Me: Woman. #908804 Doorman Drew You work the door on Thursdays at trivia night, I’m too shy to tell you in person, so instead I write. I have long blond hair, and you know my name.

I’m sorry if this turns out really lame, but I think you’re nice and sexy as hell, let me know if you wanna ring this bell! When: Thursday, March 10, 2011. Where: Thursday nights!.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #908801 Same path, different directions We saw each other on the bike path and then again on S. Winooski Ave. You were wearing an orange (maybe peach?) shirt. It was nice to see your smile, twice. When: Tuesday, March 29, 2011. Where: Bike path & S. Winooski Ave. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908799

mistress maeve Hello Mistress,

My partner and I (both women) have been together for seven amazing years. I am sexually satisfied and can say with confidence that she feels the same way. We use a strap-on dildo (she on me only), which we both enjoy immensely. The only problem is, she won’t let me watch her put it on. She goes so far as to make me wait in another room while she straps it on; then she hops under the blanket so I can’t catch a glimpse.

I’ve tried telling her what a turn-on it is for me to be part of the “transformation,” but it doesn’t do any good. She likes to watch me give her blow jobs, so what’s the deal? I don’t even think she knows why she’s uncomfortable with it. I don’t want to be a typical human and want the one thing I cannot have, but just the sound of buckles clicking into place turns me on.

Signed,

Dear Harnessed,

Harnessed

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I am normally a proponent of couples sharing most everything, inside and outside the bedroom.

However, I’ve been around the block enough to know that women, butches, transmen and any other humans who use a strap-on can form intensely intimate relationships with these genderblurring toys.

You say that your partner doesn’t know why she’s uncomfortable allowing you to watch her strap it on, but have you asked her? Let your own desires go for a moment and ask her about her relationship with her strap-on. How does it make her feel? What makes that moment so intimate that she would prefer not sharing it with you? Her answers could run the gamut from gender-identity questions to simple bashfulness.

Because your partner likes to watch you go down on her dildo, I am more apt to think she is simply having a good time with the illusion. If she’s getting into the gender role-play, can’t you see why she wouldn’t want the fantasy interrupted by you watching her wriggle the harness straps up her thighs? The bottom line is: If your partner feels more sexy keeping her pregame private, let her. It sounds like you’re a very satisfied woman, so stop thinking about what you want and start honoring your partner’s erotic process. Trust me, you’ll benefit, too.

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was not a backpack So you asked to see a bag and wished it was also designed to be a backpack.

Do you travel often? If you’re in the area, maybe we could meet sometime.

Sweetie McGee I like your hair. When: Tuesday, March Urban Outfitting 29, 2011. Where: Church St. in store.

Bonded over kid cuddi and soon became You came in while a friend and I were 1x3-cbhb-personals-alt.indd 6/14/10 You: Man. Me: Woman. #908798 tight buddies. You 1knew it was going2:39:13 PM looking at books. You then were looking to happen all along. I’m really happy at the sunglasses. I thought the white There’s no I in threesome to say you weren’t wrong. Finally have ones you were wearing looked better It’s been two years since we’ve been a Bikram bub. Someone who can give than the ones you were trying on! Sorry in the same room. Do you think me back rubs. Your roundhouse kick: I didn’t tell you there and then! When: enough time has passed that we killer. Really quite a thriller. For now Saturday, April 2, 2011. Where: Urban could have a coffee together? I miss let’s see where it goes. Hoping that it Outfitters. You: Man. Me: Man. #908816 your friendship. Text “macaroni” if just grows and grows. When: Saturday, you could see yourself saying yes, or March 5, 2011. Where: everywhere.

Hotttie at Jericho School Play reply here and sign with your middle You: Man. Me: Woman. #908810 Went with my boss’ family to see initial (it’s the same as mine). When: her daughter perform in the school Ciderhouse Cutie Tuesday, March 29, 2011. Where: in a play. You talked with my boss during universe between the atoms of this You: beautiful, brown-haired waitress intermission. You sat a row in front of one. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908796 running around. You caught my us near the aisle with a blue hat on. I eye last Friday, and the only thing think you work at UVM and your name Megan with no H sweeter than the rips was your is Caleb. Thanks for making the play Megan, met you at Drink a couple smile. I wish it wasn’t so busy so I even more enjoyable. When: Friday, Saturdays ago. I was that awesome guy could talk to you more. I’ll be in next April 1, 2011. Where: Jericho School you gave your number to, but I put it Friday to ask you out. When: Friday, Play. You: Man. Me: Woman. #908815 in my phone wrong. I can’t keep calling March 25, 2011. Where: Ciderhouse. this guy’s cell and asking for you, he’s You: Woman. Me: Man. #908809 Mr. Starbucks :) getting pretty tired of it. Hit me up!

Chris, I introduced you to my father Honda-driving Jersey Girl When: Saturday, March 19, 2011. Where: as my personal barista. :) I enjoy your Drink. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908793 Brown Honda Pilot with Jersey plates.

Starbucks coffee and would love to As you drove past me I couldn’t help know what was in that “secret recipe.”

You With the Spark but notice your fat face looking over Meghan. When: Friday, April 1, 2011.

When I saw you at Speeder & Earls, I as you reached out the window with Where: Starbucks in Williston. knew my spring had come early. The your fat arm holding a big bag of KFC You: Man. Me: Woman. #908814 smudge on your nose and suspenders trash. It was that magical moment made me feel right at home. when you just dropped the trash Penny Cluse Kate Conversation turned to metal, and on the road that I knew you weren’t I’ve had the biggest crush on you. I you showed me the sweetest napkin for me. When: Thursday, March 31, moved to central New York two years holder ever. I’d take a lift in that pickup 2011. Where: Manhattan Dr.. You: ago, but every time I come back to of yours anytime. When: Friday, March Woman. Me: Man. #908808 Burlington and see your smiling face at 25, 2011. Where: Speeder & Earl’s.

Penny Cluse, I wonder why I left. If you’re Fowl meeting You: Woman. Me: Man. #908787 ever in Ithaca, N.Y., let me know! When: I was trying to enjoy a beer, but I was Friday, April 1, 2011. Where: Penny Julio’s roped into having awkward conversation Cluse. You: Woman. Me: Man. #908813 I saw you, it was St.Patrick’s Day, and with a pushy rubber ducky salesman. you had just finished lunch. We locked And judging by the looks you gave planet Mercury has no moons eyes before you left. I didn’t want to me, you were probably pretty jealous.

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