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APRIL 30-MAY 07, 2008 VOL.13 NO.37

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FAIR GAME BY SHAY TOTTEN

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Ready, Aim . . .

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Open season on Vermont politics

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TRUCKING 10A

Officials Weigh the Pros and Cons of Trucking

POLI PSY BY JUDITH LEVINE

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In a Fix

On the public uses and abuses of emotion

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HACKIE BY JERNIGAN PONTIAC

CHARITY 11A

A cabbie’s rear view

Homeless Man Gets a Lift from Burlington Samaritans

Nicolas for the Defense

features 24A

BY JON MARGOLIS

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BY MIKE IVES

Biker Babes OUTDOORS A Harley dealer gets women revved up for motorcycle season BY SARAH TUFF

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Rachel Perlmeter Brings Threepenny to the . . . Non-Stage

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BY PAMELA POLSTON

Chemical Dependency BOOKS

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Between the Lines MEDIA

Nerdcore Rising BY MARGOT HARRISON

BY MIKE IVES

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FILM 19A

Royal Flush THEATER

Iron Man Screenwriter Ready for the Red Carpet

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Vermont Artist Divines Her Way “Home�

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Will Allen’s The War on Bugs takes pesticides to task

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COME BACK, JON As a recent alumni of Johnson State College and a Lamoille County resident, I was seriously disappointed by Jon Taylor’s CQ at JSC [Campus Question, April 9]. First of all, where were the female students? It seems that Jon has no problem relating to young men on campus. Good luck finding one female that stuffs her lip fat with tobacco on the weekend. Johnson is not in the middle of nowhere. That perception belongs to those that need to be entertained by multiple outside sources and lack creativity. As a student at JSC, I would walk through campus and know almost everyone I passed. Sometimes, it would take me an hour to get from one side of campus to the other thanks to catching up with folks. Can you find this in the middle of UVM? Perhaps, but in Johnson there is an incredible panoramic view of the mountains to go along with it. Go back to Johnson State, Jon, and talk to other students — females, non-traditional students (JSC has the External Degree Program, which helps adults return to college and get their degrees), faculty and staff. I think you’ll see how narrow your perspective was. Debi Sutton HYDE PARK

CYNICAL REVIEW I can only say that it is obvious that Cheryl Hanna is very late to the cause of protecting the environment. The tone of her opinion piece [“Getting Down to Earth,” April 16] is just sooooo la-ti-dah! She is way behind the curve. I spent eight years in constant litigation with a coal company to stop the strip mining of a small old-growth oak forest in western Pennsylvania. During this epic (and successful) struggle I got to know the attorneys representing the coal company. They assured me that they too were environmentalists! It was then that I decided that I would no longer call myself or even consider myself an “environmentalist.” My cynicism runs deep. If Cheryl finds it “heartening that environmentalism provides a set of unifying moral principles,” she will soon find her heart broken. The great divide amongst so-called environmentalists has already begun and will soon become as wide as the gulf between Baptists and Buddhists. Appearing in the very same issue as Cheryl’s opinion piece was a full-page ad from the owners of Vermont Yankee claiming that nuclear power was “safe, clean and reliable” and that Vermont Yankee emits “zero greenhouse gas emissions.”

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It’s my last day as an intern and someone suggested I might have a bit to say here. This didn’t happen until after being given a thank you gift, so I think that makes it a bribe, but fortunately I’m not above such things. I’ve only been here for one semester and in ways it was an experiment. Could the people and the office behind a fun, cool, alternative newspaper actually be interesting or would it turn me off from wanting to be involved in that scene? The answer, which lets me continue to imagine a certain future for myself, is, for the most part, yes. Much like science class, the experiment wasn’t entirely fun. The work itself was mundane, the greatest strain came in finding a new way to move my wrist while still hitting the same keys over and over. Inputting events, videos and links throughout the day is not, surprisingly, interesting. So, the work as an intern, not my ideal. But once again, I’m not above things like mundane work to get involved with something better. What made the whole thing worthwhile was that the people are fun, funny, helpful, and sometimes most importantly, acknowledged the work was boring while being grateful. I’ve worked at a movie theater for a few summers, and it makes a difference when people don’t assume you are content with simple repetitive tasks. Dan Bolles gave me advice on writing reviews, I learned some level of functionality with website stuff, and I got to enjoy (suffer?) the rambling and active humor of the sales department, the last place I had expected such fun. If I had guessed beforehand, I would have ventured their laughter would center around inside jokes involving sale-pitches and bad puns.

Just a handful of the searchers were Middlebury students. “There were a lot of parents,” says Eva. “They said they couldn’t imagine what it would be like, and they would want someone to help them search.” Eva interviewed some of the volunteers, including psychic medium Nan O’Brien, who helped organize the event. Toward the end of the afternoon, one of the dogs seemed to pick up a scent, but otherwise there were no new leads. “It was a way to X out places on the map,” says Eva. “And it was a way for people to feel like they’re helping.” See her video about the search at www.sevendaysvt.com.

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The trucking system is a product of national economic planning in the nation that pretends it has no such thing. than 82.3 billion miles. About $10 billion of the estimated $13.2 billion of consumer and manufacturing goods on sale in America — everything in every store and warehouse — reached its destination by truck. According to the Chittenden County Metropolitan Planning Organization (CCMPO), 6 million tons of freight comes into Chittenden County every year, and 91.4 percent of it arrives by truck. A 2005 Middlebury College study reported that, based on data collected by the Vermont Department of Transportation (VTRANS), 862 trucks traveled between Middlebury and Burlington every day, and the average weight of each truck was 40 tons, or 80,000 pounds. As their numbers have increased, trucks have also grown bigger. The standard in most states, Vermont included, is 53 feet. But 21 states, including

Right now, federal law limits trucks on the Interstate system to 80,000 pounds. The trucking industry has been trying to change that with an aggressive effort to increase the 40-ton limit to 97,000 pounds. Having failed to change federal law, the industry, led by a group euphemistically called Americans for Safe and Efficient Transportation, have been targeting state legislatures to at least establish pilot programs for heavier trucks. As Vermont Rep. Steve Howard (D-Rutland) pointed out to colleagues in a 2005 letter, the industry’s efforts could put pressure on the state to increase the weight of trucks on state highways, “making roads more dangerous and costly.” Indeed, right now, trucks on Vermont’s state highways can weigh as much as 99,000 pounds as long as they are hauling milk,

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Vermont Department of Transportation calculated that, in fiscal year 2004, the biggest trucks — five or more axles — cost Vermont $34,452,000 more in road and bridge maintenance than the industry paid in taxes, fees and fines. more in road and bridge maintenance than the industry paid in taxes, fees and fines. Three and four-axle trucks cost the state another $4.5 million. Not surprisingly, the trucking industry does not accept the validity of these studies. Advocates for continued deregulation of trucking say that the industry contributes significantly to the Gross National Product. Every gallon of diesel a trucker buys includes an excise tax. “Most [of those studies] don’t realize all the taxes truckers pay,” said Tom Weakely, director of operations for the Owner-Operators Independent Drivers Association. “There are excise taxes on the tires and other taxes besides the fuel tax.” One way for the state to cut down on the damages trucks cause is to more rigorously enforce the state’s commercial vehicles. The primary tool for that

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back” to try to catch them, he said. Of course, another way to improve the roads for both trucks and cars is to build more highways. But to reduce the congestion and prepare for the expected increase in freight, Vermont would need to build about 62 miles of new lanes, at a cost of $132 million, according to a study of traffic congestion by the Reason Foundation, a free-market think tank. John Stilgoe, a Harvard professor of visual and environmental studies, and author of the new book Train Time: Railroads and the Imminent Reshaping of American Society, said that new technology such as global-positioning systems could help enforcement efforts. If GPS systems were universal, Stilgoe says, states and cities could chart truck traffic. At that point, he said, “A lot of communities will figure out they’d rather have one freight train a day than 60 trucks. They’re not getting a payback for the 60 trucks. If trucks are going to pay their fair share, they’re going to lose out to the railroad, which pays taxes on every mile of its track.” In 2001, Vermont did look at the benefits of expanding its rail freight system. A Statewide Freight Survey Study by VTRANS, launched to “identify and prioritize future investments in the freight transportation system,” proposed a bigger investment in “intermodal freight traffic,” or a combination of road, rail and sea to move freight in, within and through Vermont. Right now, though, trains carry just 8 percent of the total freight in Vermont. And to increase that would be almost as costly as building more highway lanes: About $112 million — four times the state’s 2008 railroad budget. >

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his column makes it official — all is fair game now. I want to thank Seven Days for welcoming me aboard. And thanks in advance to the many well wishers — and probably not-so-well wishers — whom I hope will read this column closely each week. Some of you know me from my various stints in journalism. I’ve covered Vermont politics and its people since high school, when I was a sports stringer for The Barton Chronicle. More recently, I founded and ran The Vermont Guardian, a statewide print weekly and online daily. I’ve lived in Vermont since I was 2, spending my childhood in the Northeast Kingdom — Norton, Morgan and Holland — and graduating from North Country Union High School, and then from Bennington College. For the past 10 years I’ve lived in Burlington with my family, right next door to Seven Days co-owner Paula Routly. I’ve been reminded that I have some big shoes to fill, but thanks to 15 years of investigative reporting, my own closet sports some pretty well-worn footwear. Peter Freyne, my predecessor in this space with his long-running “Inside Track� column, was a fearless reporter and is still a helluva guy. He’s a hard act to follow — though, like any good second act, I don’t plan to mimic his routine. Nicknames will probably not be found here, but you can

Senate President Pro Tem Peter Shumlin called IBM lobbyist John O’Kane a liar for misrepresenting what lawmakers want from Entergy through the legislation. I mean, imagine a lobbyist lying. As if. Thanks to Vermont Public Radio reporter John Dillon, who had positioned a microphone nearby, the exchange made it on air. Despite O’Kane’s spin, the House voted, albeit short of a veto-proof majority, to go along with the Senate’s plan to force Entergy to cough up that $400 mil for the decommissioning fund. The plant could be shuttered as early as 2012, though its owners still hope to extend that license until 2032. O’Kane did bend the truth plenty when he charged the legislature was changing the rules of the game on Entergy. In fact, it’s Entergy that has changed everything. The corporation wants to spin off all its plants into a separate limited liability company, absolving itself of any responsibility to Vermont Yankee, or to Vermont. That would add $4 billion to its bottom line, but would leave the newly created LLC hugely in debt from the get-go. According to The Wall Street Journal, “Entergy Corp. doesn’t propose to retain any interest in a nuclear-power company it hopes to create by spinning off a portion of its nuclear-power business, and instead proposes to keep a 50 percent interest in a

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new nuclear-services company that would run the plants.� That, my friends, is not the company that Vermonters contracted to run their lone nuclear power plant. You know, the one that meets one-third of our power needs, keeps our skies blue and is such a good corporate citizen. As a result, lawmakers are worried that since Entergy is walking away from the plant as an owner, it won’t put in enough money for decommissioning, and then the state will be on the hook for the whole $800 million. Entergy’s top lobbyist, Brian Cosgrove, a former executive and political director of the Vermont GOP, told listeners on the “Mark Johnson Show� that the $400 million liability would affect the company’s credit rating, and be a drag on the bottom line. Let’s look at that statement a bit closer, shall we? According to Standard & Poor’s, a Wall Street ratings agency, the proposed additional $400 million for the decommissioning fund will not affect Entergy’s bond rating. FAIR GAME >> 16A

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Deb Richter, an advocate for singlepayer health care in Vermont and a practicing physician, is mulling over a run for lieutenant governor. That money, which could be as much as $150 million in Vermont Yankee’s case, has already been collected from Vermont ratepayers and handed over to the federal Department of Energy (DOE). “Ratepayers should not be liable for paying again for spent fuel disposal, and my expectation is that [Entergy] will succeed in receiving fair damages,” said Sherman, according to a transcript of his testimony. Other nuclear power plant operators have successfully sued the DOE, plowing their legal winnings into their respective decommissioning funds. I wouldn’t put it past Douglas and Entergy officials to make an end run around the legislature and announce a joint pledge to reseed the fund with money from a possible future court settlement. Douglas enjoys being the white knight who saves taxpayers and businesses from the wicked ways of the Democrats. That may be a tough role to play this time. “Governor Douglas has to choose between protecting a Louisiana-based company that is about to put $4.5 billion in their pockets or protecting the taxpayers and ratepayers of this state,” said Shumlin. Even if Entergy had a change of heart and put the money into the decommissioning fund, that fund would still be short by many millions. And, banking on winning a court battle to wrestle money away from the feds is neither safe nor reliable. Gaye on the Go — Vermont’s Democrats and their supporters gathered last Friday at Burlington’s Hilton Hotel for

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But, it’s not meant to be — yet. Symington has promised to keep her political future under wraps until the legislature adjourns. That’s scheduled for May 9. “It would be my great pleasure to pass the torch to the next woman to become governor of the state of Vermont,” Kunin added. That’s a line we’re likely to hear again in the coming weeks. Anthony Pollina, who has received invitations to speak to Democratic committees in Lamoille and Windham counties, seemed content to sit on the sidelines (literally — his table was way to the left of the speaker’s podium.) He politely ate his meal without once being recognized from the speaker’s rostrum. Not even, mind you, by U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders, for whom Pollina once worked and has campaigned alongside during his previous attempts to win a statewide office. Symington’s entrance into the race may pose other troubles for Pollina. Former Gov. Phil Hoff, who was Vermont’s first Democratic governor, had thrown his support behind Pollina “in the absence of a viable Democratic candidate.” Hoff told “Fair Game,” “Now that we do have a viable candidate, I’m not sure what I’m going to do. I like them both. But I do think the Democrats make a mistake in assuming that Anthony Pollina will not get a huge total of votes,” he said. “He’s been out there making a lot of contacts and raising money.” Symington was spotted the morning after the Curtis Awards having breakfast at Leunig’s in downtown Burlington. Perhaps some campaign advice on the menu? Racine is the only Democrat who came close to

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a hybrid,� as she puts it, noting that the age range of performers is broad, too. The cast numbers 17, the orchestra and vocalists — led by T.L. Read and Tom Cleary, respectively — 14. Local actor Rick Ames will play the anti-hero Macheath. Perlmeter has wide involvement from UVM: “German, theater and music departments, as well as art and film to some extent,� she explains. “And the Holocaust Center.� She’s also received support from the New York City-based Kurt Weill Foundation. Given Threepenny’s spirit of alienation, disruption and antiauthoritarianism, Perlmeter’s choice of venue was inspired. McAuley Hall is being renovated, and “a lot of it is gutted at this point,� she notes. “I was looking for a large space, so we discovered this one was available, in this limbo period. I got permission to use it — the rawness is what I like,� Perlmeter adds. “The building has

a sort of mid-century/modern feel. There’s something very Brechtian about it.� The nontraditional space will give performers free range — there’s no actual “stage� — and “allow the audience to be much more immersed in the world of the piece,� as Perlmeter puts it. “We’ve been experimenting since day one.� Both the lighting (by John Forbes) and the instrumentation will be “appropriate to the architecture of the space,� she adds. “We’re just letting it be itself. Brecht said you shouldn’t hide the elements� of the production. Playwright Perlmeter has a history of undertaking projects in which intellectual rigor, experimentation and drama coalesce. In fact, she’s brought the concept of “multidisciplinary� to a new level at UVM. In 2006 her “Duras India Song Project� — honoring the French author Marguerite Duras on the 10th anniversary of her death — involved a two-day scholarly symposium, a screening of the 1975 movie version of the novel, and a new theatrical production. Last year she staged her own Ostentatious Poverty: an economical quartet — a “madcap, absurdist play of ideas� that featured an original score, performed live onstage, by UVM music prof/jazz musician Patricia Julien. Ostentatious Poverty may be the only play extant that explores both “the catastrophic and turbulent aspects of our economy and culture� (according to the show’s MySpace page) and “counterpoint/polyphony within the quartet structure.� Heady stuff. But as a guest artist working within Continuing Education and embracing multiple departments at UVM, Perlmeter needs to think big. And she does, happily. “It’s been great to learn from my collaborators, very stimulating,� she says. “I hope this kind of interdisciplinary approach will go on and flourish. It’s a special group of people that have come together — I’ve gone around the university gathering kindred spirits.� > The Threepenny Opera Project will be performed on Saturday, May 3, 3 & 7:30 p.m., and Sunday, May 4, 3 p.m., at McAuley Hall, UVM Trinity Campus, Burlington. $13/$10 students. Tickets at the door, or by calling 656-4455 or emailing laneseries@uvm.edu.

Âťvignette If you thought the nerdy-white-guy-rapping movement began and ended with the “Lazy Sundayâ€? video, maybe it’s time to check out Nerdcore Rising, a documentary screening at the Palace Cinema 9 at 7 p.m. on Sunday, May 4, as a benefit for the Vermont International Film Festival. Burlington filmmaker Bill Simmon caught the premiere of the film last month at the South by Southwest film fest in Austin, Texas. He convinced director Negin Farsad to bring his doc about rapper MC Frontalot — the “godfather

of nerdcore� — to Vermont, where Farsad will answer questions about the movie and the viral spread of geeky hip-hop on the Internet. “MC Frontalot raps about Magic: The Gathering, Internet porn addiction — all the things I care about!� raves one enthusiast in the film, which also features analyses of the genre from Jello Biafra and “Weird Al� Yankovic. Rock on, dungeon masters . . . MARGOT HARRISON

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A few weeks ago, kung-fu adventure The Forbidden Kingdom, scripted by Morristown’s John Fusco, conquered the openingweekend box office and gave moviegoers an early taste of summer fun fare. Now comes Marvel Studios’ Iron Man, which ushers in the new season of warm-weather action with a huge coast-to-coast release this Thursday evening. Iron Man is a superhero movie — but it’s not a typical superhero movie, says Hawk Ostby of South Burlington, who co-wrote the screenplay for the $135 million film directed by Swingers star Jon Favreau. For one thing, said superhero is played by Robert Downey Jr., best known for his intense Method acting and drug busts. Speaking on the phone from the airport — he’s on a press tour — Ostby admits the casting was unexpected. But “as soon as I met [Downey], it became the obvious choice.” The Iron Man character is a Howard Hughes-like billionaire weapon designer who discovers his calling late in life, when he

constructs a set of armor that’s ideal for fighting bad guys. “He’s an interesting character in that he’s far less than perfect,” Ostby says. “He has no superpowers. It’s really about a guy who’s looking

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for his heart.” A cult favorite, the Iron Man comic books have been in some sort of movie development since 1990. Ostby and his L.A.-based writing partner Mark Fergus “knew the comic, but we weren’t rabid fans,” he says. They were, however, experienced adaptors who received a 2006 Oscar nom for their work translating the novel Children of Men to the screen. On Iron Man, Ostby and Fergus worked in parallel with another pair of writers: “We wrote two separate drafts, and Jon [Favreau]

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cherry-picked and brought a new draft out of that,” he explains. More collective brainstorming and rewrites followed. When shooting started last March, Ostby and Fergus spent plenty of time on the

set. “It was an awesome experience — for a writer to have that access is so unusual,” Ostby says. Right now, Ostby and his wife Monica are headed for the movie’s L.A. red-carpet premiere on April 30. What’s next for the writer and his collaborator, who brought out their own indie drama First Snow last year? Ostby says he and Fergus are “working on something very fun for DreamWorks” — another graphic-novel adaptation called Cowboys & Aliens. He describes it as “an honest Western where aliens show up — not a spoof!” >

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about her commitment to “affordable and accessible arts education” — “I came from working-class Detroit,” she explains. She hopes to use puppetry as a way of teaching about diversity. Denton is currently the stage manager for Viva La Voce Puppet Opera, serves as the Cardboard Teck Kid Tent Hostess at the annual Northeast Kingdom Music Festival, and does program development for Nutty Steph’s Vermont Granola. In fact, “Nutty” Steph Rieke has proffered her biofueled Volkswagen — the side reads, “Honk for your free sample of Vermont Granola” — to help Denton ferry her Homing Device to Manhattan. “I’m hoping this will be the precursor to a home-based performance tour in the fall,” she says. The Toy Theatre Festival takes place May 23-31 at St. Ann’s Warehouse in New York City. For more info, go to www.stannswarehouse.org and click on “current season.”

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officials, including the city’s wastewater utility director, have urged the city to cancel its contract for five costly selfcleaning lavatories that were installed in 2004. Since then, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported, the high-tech public facilities have cost taxpayers about $4.3 million. A report by Seattle Public Utilities found that the unattended toilets have been used for drug use and dealing, boozing and prostitution. The single-stall units also require relatively large quantities of water, offer only a fraction of the service available in traditional public bathrooms and, despite their automated cleaning functions, are sometimes dirtier than other public restrooms. The report concluded that

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news quirks suspect in two similar incidents where the thief called ahead to make sure the clerk had the money bagged and ready for him. • After a gas station attendant in Wiggins Junction, Colo., reported the driver of a pickup truck left without paying for gas, suspect John Wade Biggs, 31, wanted for a variety of charges in Colorado and New Mexico, led law-enforcement officers on a 30-mile chase that ended when the truck flipped over on the driver’s side, causing Biggs to shoot himself in the stomach. “He was probably getting ready to shoot it out with us,â€? Morgan County Sheriff Jim Crone said, noting Biggs had a holster on his belt and a pistol in his hand when taken into custody. “He certainly wasn’t holding it for his own comfort.â€?

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Vehicular Follies Angry because the government owed him money for work he did as a federal employee, Glenn Sparling, 65, drove two cars into the Ravenden Springs, Ark., post office. “He told me he hit the post office because it was the closest government building around,â€? police Chief Kevin Montgomery said. Sparling’s ďŹ rst assault, in a 1984 Chevrolet Blazer, left a gaping hole in the building. Sparling drove out, but the vehicle broke down, so he walked home, got his 1972 Ford Mustang and headed back to the post office. Officers on their way to investigate the first crash spotted Sparling, who led them on a

high-speed chase before doubling back to the post office and driving through the hole he made earlier. “This time, he really crammed it in there,â€? Montgomery said. “We barely got him out.â€? • Nita Sureka, 28, was charged with reckless driving while trying to parallel park during her driving test. The Washington Post reported Sureka drove her Volkswagen Jetta into the side of the Department of Motor Vehicles service center in Leesburg, Va., causing sufficient damage for the center to close for several days. “It’s possible Sureka was more nervous than reckless,â€? police oďŹƒcial Jerey Dube said, “but that’s for a judge to decide.â€?

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There are certain words — many, alas, are medical terms — that typically don’t make it into your vocabulary unless you or someone you know has to deal with them at close hand. Such is the case with vermiculite: It’s easy to remain oblivious until the day you learn your house may be stuffed with it. Vermiculite is a mineral that comes out of the ground in the form of thin sheets, like mica; when you heat it up it expands into a tangle of wormlike fibers. (The name comes from the Latin vermiculari, meaning “to be full of worms.”) These fibers are fireproof, lightweight and absorbent, and various bright types figured out a while back that they could be used as packing material, as a soil additive, to soak up unwanted chemicals, and as insulation. The U.S. is home to several major vermiculite deposits, and commercial producers have been mining and processing the stuff here since the 1920s. The trouble with vermiculite has nothing to do with the substance itself, but rather with a contaminant that’s sometimes found in vermiculite ores: asbestos. Asbestos, for those too young to remember its preregulation heyday, is something you really don’t want to mess with: Inhaling its fibers can lead to various fatal diseases, including some truly aggressive cancers of the cardiopulmonary system, that may not show up until years down the road. And here we arrive at the hapless town of Libby, Montana, where the massive Zonolite vermiculite mine was operated for 60-plus years before its 1990 shutdown. The mine supplied something like 80 percent of the world’s vermiculite, in the process seriously contaminating much of the surrounding area with asbestos. Libby residents, downwind from the mine, were exposed to about 10 times as much asbestos as OSHA has determined to be acceptable, while the mine workers got more like 1300 times the established safe limit. The upshot, according to investigative work by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer: At least 200 asbestos-related deaths so far, with more diagnoses cropping up every month, and an incidence of lung abnormalities in Libby that’s conservatively 15 times the rate seen elsewhere. In 2005 the Justice Department indicted several officers of the W.R. Grace Company — which ran the Libby mine from 1963 on — charging that they knowingly risked the health of Libby citizens by keeping quiet about asbestos risks; the case may go to the Supreme Court this year. Meanwhile, in March, Grace agreed to pay the feds $250 million for investigation and cleanup efforts in Libby — a record sum for a Superfund case, but it may not even cover the EPA’s expenses.

So how many homes were insulated with vermiculite? No one seems to know; U.S. estimates range from 2.5 million to 35 million. Before fretting about it, you need to check with someone who actually knows what vermiculite looks like — many home owners panic over insulation that turns out to be harmless. If vermiculite really is what you’ve got, you can have it tested for asbestos, but the EPA warns that the testing process currently has some serious technical problems. Given that, and given how much of the vermiculite out there came from the Libby mine, it might be simplest just to figure that any vermiculite is likely to be the bad kind. Opinions vary on how aggressively to deal with asbestos risk, but a lot of experts tell you to just (1) make sure insulation fibers have no route into the living areas of the house and (2) forget any activity — renovations, using the attic for storage, etc. — that might disturb the insulation. A small-scale 2001 government study found no airborne asbestos or asbestos dust in homes whose attics were insulated with contaminated vermiculite as long as nothing was done to stir the stuff up. I hate to say it, but the bottom line is: Leave it alone and you’ll probably be fine. Technically, it’s not just insulation that poses such potential threat, as there are plenty of vermiculitebearing gardening products around, too — it’s added to potting soils to help them hold more water. In 2000 the EPA tested 54 of these:Twenty-two contained asbestos, it turned out, with eight containing significant amounts and one actually releasing asbestos fibers into the air when used. Overall, though, the exposure level for the average gardener was found to be quite low — you’d need to be planting peonies on a pretty epic scale to have much to worry about. CECIL ADAMS

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t Passover, celebrants read the Haggadah, which tells the story of the Jews’ slavery under the Egyptian Pharaoh and their Exodus out of his land. They’re in such a hurry that they don’t even let the bread rise — hence, matzoh. The cliffhanger comes when they’re standing with their toes in the Red Sea, Pharoah’s army is galloping behind them, everybody is kvetching to Moses — “What, there weren’t enough graves in Egypt that you had to shlep us all the way out here to die?” — and, just in time, God parts the waves to let the Chosen People pass, then closes the sea over the pursuing bad guys. Very Indiana Jones. After this harrowing escape, the Jews meander to Mount Sinai to pick up the Ten Commandments. Then they spend 40 years wandering around the desert, eating manna and trying to figure out how to get to the Promised Land. Forty years have passed since 1968, that breathless year when it felt as if the waves had parted and we’d arrived on the other shore. Our seder group has been celebrating Passover almost that long — 30 years, give or take a few. Every year we’ve asked the traditional questions: What does this old story have to do with us? What is slavery? What is liberation? How can we end slavery and spread liberation around? This year we agreed that present-day slavery could be read in the photograph on the front page of The New York Times of a Haitian child in a dirty pink dress standing atop a garbage heap, searching for food. The accompanying article reported that rising fuel and food prices are depriving the world’s poor of even the staples — wheat, rice and corn. Meanwhile, the Pharoahs are fat and happy. According to other Times articles in the same week, hedge fund traders are cashing in on the mortgage crisis (George Soros ended last year $3 billion richer), and the still exceedingly wealthy are building chateaux and flying their friends around in private jets for weekends of revelry. The Promised Land appears farther away than ever. At our seder table, we admitted to feeling enraged — and also depressed, overwhelmed, even paralyzed. I’ve been thinking a lot about why progressive activism feels so hard these days. If your aim is to change the big stuff — in this case, the inequities of global capitalism — you may feel that you’re doing nothing to better people’s lives right now. You want to improve that Haitian child’s lot — so you send money to some relief fund. Then you wonder if the only life you’re improving is your own. You’ve momentarily assuaged your guilt, but gotten no closer to changing the big stuff. If we frame it another way, however, there may be a way out of the conundrum. Many younger activists — Gen Xers and Millennials — avoid this stuck feeling by not sweating the big stuff. As one Gen-Xer told Time magazine, “We don’t want to change things. We want to fix things.” So, if Boomer red-greens — socialist environmentalists — believe they have to overthrow capitalism to end global warming, because global warming is a result of capitalism’s intrinsic need to grow, many younger greens believe that capitalism, and the creativity it fosters, will solve global warming. The young build windmills — and scoff at their elders for chasing windmills. At a discussion of cross-generational organizing I recently participated in, Kim Fellner, a Boomer and lifelong community and union organizer, quoted a Gen-Xer who dismissed the century-long struggle for socialism: The Soviet Union is dead, he told Kim. “Why waste your time” trying to overthrow the one economic “Poli Psy” is a monthly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Judith Levine, email levine@sevendaysvt.com.

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The Promised Land appears farther away than ever. system that’s got any resiliency? To which the writer Alix Kates Shulman responded that maybe the fault lines aren’t formed so much by age as by an embrace — or a rejection — of utopianism (whose name, for the ’60s generation, was socialism). Rinku Sen, 40, executive director of the racial justice think tank Applied Research Center, concurred. She’s not a socialist, she said. ARC doesn’t even call itself “leftist” — not because it isn’t, but “because it doesn’t mean anything to our people.” Unwilling to wait around for — or believe in — the Revolution, Rin is especially interested in “public-private” collaborations and in projects where people can “take our demands directly to the corporations.” Both, she feels, can make a social and economic difference now. Rinku told us about an organization of immigrants that is eliminating the profiteers in the massive capital transfers between immigrants working in wealthy countries and their families back home. The new scheme has immigrants holding on to the remittances that ordinarily go to companies like Western Union and pooling them. The “Million Dollar Club” — on average, 350 immigrants — decides how to invest the money. Their funds will be managed by “socially responsible” businesspeople. Another private-public hybrid is the community benefits agreement (CBA), a contract between grassroots organizations, often composed of poor people of color, and developers coming into their neighborhoods. The locals try to get guarantees of

jobs, affordable housing and public transportation or other environmentally rational infrastructures from the developers. The developers, who need community board clearances and permits, use the CBA to show they have local support. The only government involvement might be the contracts law that governs the agreements. Indeed, some are only unenforceable side letters of intention. The efforts of young fixers are often accompanied by the rhetoric that people can be trusted more than the government. The remittances project is a direct redistribution of wealth, bypassing the state. The CBA is supposedly a redistribution of power, again sans state intervention. What they actually demonstrate, however, is confidence in free enterprise, if not in the big corporation, then in small businesses such as the guy running the remittances fund — or those it will invest in. A question immediately arises: What about democracy? Who makes the decisions — voters or CEOs? Who enforces them? At our discussion, Rinku was quick to say she and ARC aren’t anti-government — they’re for regulation and state-sponsored redistribution of wealth through progressive taxation. But can power be gotten with fixes, and without the consolidating mechanisms of government? If those fixes depend on the largesse of private business, I’m skeptical. It’s got to be a heady feeling for the local community organizer to sit across the table, negotiating a deal with a billion-dollar devel-

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ccording to Elizabeth Gilbert’s best-seller Eat, Pray, Love, the nice-girl way to get over a break-up in your mid-thirties involves dining in Italy, meditating in India and romancing in Indonesia. Whatever. The badass way to get over a STORY break-up in your mid-thirties is to ride SARAH your 2001 BMW F650 GS Dakar TUFF motorcycle 10,700 miles to the Arctic Circle and back. Alone. Along the route IMAGE MATTHEW your ex-boyfriend meticulously planned. That’s how it went for Debby THORSEN Pearson of Essex Junction, anyway. In the spring of 2002, when she was living in Boulder, Colorado, her relationship with her “protector, GPS and pit crew” suddenly went kaput. Pearson and her boyfriend had been just days away from an adventure ride to Inuvik, Northern Territories. “I was like, ‘Aw, I’m really disappointed; I want to go on the trip; why can’t I go?’” Pearson recalls. “So I went.” That attitude got Pearson into the far north and back — and, eventually, to a new life in Vermont. She and her husband, David (not the ex-boyfriend), bought Essex’s Green Mountain HarleyDavidson dealership in January. Now she’s organizing “Ladies’ Nights” that attract as many as 70 road-enamored women to learn more about their machines, browse wares and trade tales. Pearson’s own story is a doozy. Now 41, she grew up on dirt bikes in Michigan, California and Colorado. Her first ride was on the gas tank of her father’s dirt bike. “My dad was a really good rider; he’d go so fast and we’d just fly over the bumps,” she says. “That was the allure of bikes for me — the excitement of flying and floating.” After two years of begging, Pearson scored her own red Honda XR75 when she was 9. Instead of piling into the station wagon, she and her family would straddle their dirt bikes for weekend picnics. Other than a few bumps and bruises as a kid, Pearson says, she’s had no accidents or injuries on two-wheelers. In 2000, Pearson got a taste of international adventure riding, traveling through South America to Tierra del Fuego with three companions. Dirt bikes, she learned, can blow over in the winds of Patagonia. Dirt bikes can also burn holes in your saddlebags, scorching the one little dress you’ve brought for tango dancing in Argentina. Still, she liked the view from the road: “On a bike . . . you’re a nice, self-contained unit,” says Pearson. “You don’t have to worry about bus schedules and planes, and you get to see behind the scenes.” But before taking off for the Arctic Circle, Pearson had never traveled longdistance alone — on any conveyance. Looking back on her achievement, she offers several disclaimers: She’s not a mechanic, she’s bad with directions, and if she’d known just how far it was to the edge of the polar ice cap, she probably wouldn’t have gone. But worry didn’t stop Pearson from hopping on the BMW she nicknamed “Liberty” and heading directly north from Boulder. The demands of the trip left her little time to feel sorry for herself, she says: “I had to pay attention and figure things out.” Rumbling through a string of

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bikes or running out of gas. Manly, “amorous” northerners told her she was the woman of their dreams. Pearson would just sneak away — as best one can “sneak” on a motorcycle. Then there were the encounters with bears — Pearson counted 17 black and

I love to inspire women to take risks, to put some excitement into their lives. DEBBY PEARSON

Yukon cold with thick layers that earned her the nickname “Michelin Mama.” As for loneliness, there wasn’t much of it. When Pearson roared into a campsite, the managers typically looked behind her for the rest of the group. She eventually learned to tell them, and others who questioned her safety and sanity, “I don’t see myself as riding alone — I see myself as riding with everybody here.” Occasionally Pearson met male motorcyclists whom she’d join for a few hundred miles or so. They usually made fools of themselves, falling over on their

two brown. “I think I became a bear magnet,” she says. “But riding a motorcycle is just like going through a zoo with no bars — it’s just animal watching.” Pearson made it back home in one piece — and the tale of her solo journey eventually earned her the courting attentions of David Pearson, who grew up in Ontario. The two were married a few years later; in 2006 they spent their honeymoon riding from Texas through Mexico, Guatemala and Belize. Pearson likes to point out that her solo trip led to her falling in love with Canada and eventually with a Canadian. But she says the trek was

more about empowerment than a future engagement. “I love to inspire women to take risks, to put some excitement into their lives. We’re always the nurturers — it’s important to make challenges in our lives,” she says. That philosophy is what inspired Pearson to plan the Ladies’ Night at Green Mountain Harley-Davidson. “I’m really impressed with the enthusiasm,” Pearson says of the burgeoning Vermont women’s biking scene. She adds that she was blown away when 70 women signed up for Ladies’ Night — and by how feminine Vermont riders are. “There are some stunningly beautiful women who ride here; other places, they feel like they have to wear leather and act macho.” Indeed, the only machismo evident in the 18,000-square-foot storefront on a sparkling spring evening is among the men dressed in tight Harley Ts and jeans, passing cucumber sandwiches and meatballs in little paper cups to the dozens of women who are listening to tech tips in the service area. More role reversal. “They’re good balls,” says one of the guys with a wink. While Harley service team member Dana Scofield delivers a lecture on bearings and shocks, Pearson strolls among gleaming royal blue, caramel and candy-apple red machines, collecting tickets for the door prizes. Despite her past dalliances with dirt bikes and BMWs, Pearson is now a devout Harley lover, citing their comfort and closeknit community. In keeping with her assessment of Vermont riders, the giveaways are girly rather than burly: facial cleansers, gym memberships, Vermont Symphony Orchestra tickets. Over a dinner of lasagna and salad, Joann Long-Ignaszewski of East Fairfield, who teaches the J&J Motorcycle Safety Course, tells a reporter Vermont has more women riders than ever, many of them empty nesters ready for some fun. The gas-mileage advantage of bikes over cars, she says, is spurring even more interest these days. Motorcycle racer Judy Mirro, who runs a women’s riding school and worldwide motorcycle tours from Quechee, adds that she’s had to schedule additional rookie-rider classes to keep up with interest. Pearson quiets the chit-chat to share slides of her Arctic Circle trip. Tall, lean and blond, she’s also funny, and the laughter nearly drowns out the rumble of Harleys from the early departures outside. Then there’s a fashion show, a grand prize drawing for a leather Harley jacket, and a bit of what Pearson calls “retail therapy.” She and David are offering a discount on everything in the store except bikes: skull medallions, saddlebags, air deflectors. The retail therapy doesn’t compare, though, to the wind therapy that Pearson says all women should try at least once. “You go out and ride your motorcycle into the beautiful mountains, and your troubles go away,” she says. “For me, it’s freedom and adventure.” m Got a comment on this story or ideas for another one? Contact Sarah Tuff at tuff@sevendaysvt.com.

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eah, I’ll be there in 10, Nick,” I said on my cellphone to a regular customer. “Where are we going tonight?” “Knights of Columbus, Jernigan. You know — off Airport Parkway in South Burlington. They’re having one of those Texas Hold ’Em tournaments. You know me.” I did know him. Nicolas was a hardworking criminal defense lawyer. On his downtime, he loved to gamble at cards. I had no idea how strong a player he was, but it seemed to bring him relief from the gnawing stress of his chosen profession. When someone’s freedom rests on your job performance, that’s a lot of weight. I pulled in front of a modest, singlestory home in Burlington’s South End. Nicolas popped out the front door, strode to my taxi and took a seat next to me. I truly appreciate punctuality in my clients; I show up exactly on time and I expect them to be ready to rumble. I’ve been known to subtly weed out customers who perennially keep me waiting. This customer was perhaps in his late thirties, with a robust manner, dark eyes, black hair and honeyed skin. His fam-

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Patt is general manager of the Washington Electric Cooperative. TARGET PRACTICE I have to tell you how tiresome I find your music coverage since Dan Bolles became music editor. From day one, he has worked diligently to perfect his snipe-and-potshot version of what he thinks is music journalism. Repeatedly, Dan lets his opinion bleed into what is supposed to be news coverage of music. Case in point is “HI! FIDELITY,� [�Sound Bites,� April 16]. The purported purpose of the article is to tell of National Record Store Day. Dan structures it to get in a good slam against Paul McCartney, and then slam, again, Jordin Sparks. His very tone suggests that, of course, all Seven Days readers recognize Dan has the best musical taste on the planet. It assumes all of us out here in Seven Days reader-land agree. I don’t. Taking aim and negativity are the ways in which Dan Bolles attempts to elevate sophomoric, C+ writing to the level of pithy journalism. A mediocre writer soon learns it is the quickest and easiest way to dispense content on deadline. It has nothing to do with music and even less to do with good writing. Look at the performance venues, clubs, promoters, radio stations and independent record stores who use the pages of Seven Days to advertise musical offerings that reflect a desire to reach the scope of tastes and interests of Vermont. They deserve our thanks. Dan slaps them in the face every week. Intelligent music journalism in Seven Days could point eager ears toward even more new listening adventures. Instead, it’s target practice with Dan Bolles.

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ere’s an educational exercise in fair housing: Edit out all the problematic elements in this fictitious ad, aside from the absurdity of a three-bedroom, lake-view apartment in Chittenden County for $900 per month. Then, we’ll tell you how much this ad costs — in fines and legal fees for discriminatory housing practices. First to go would likely be the politically incorrect and patently offensive phrases. Most people know that landlords cannot discriminate against Muslims, or any other religion, race or ethnicity. However, “Se habla español” is acceptable, since it’s considered “inclusive” language, and people other than Latinos speak Spanish. But what about overweight people? Actually, an ad that reads “no fat people” is OK, as long as it doesn’t refer to them as “morbidly obese,” which is a recognized disability under the Americans With Disabilities Act and, thus, a federally “protected class.” “Gays and lesbians welcome!” doesn’t break any state or federal laws, either. In fact, “queers welcome!” would also be OK. However, “gays and lesbians desired” would

be a violation of Vermont law because it expresses a preference based on a tenant’s sexual orientation. “No queers!” would, of course, be grounds for a lawsuit. Perhaps you’re thinking, “Must see to believe!” “lake view” and “second-story walkup” discriminate against the visually impaired and people in wheelchairs. Nice try, but no. Turns out, that language is fine. It’s the more innocent-sounding language — including “executive apartment,” “low-crime” neighborhood, “quiet building,” “ideal for young professionals/empty nesters” and even “proof of employment required” — that can get a landlord, and the newspaper that publishes the ad, sued. Seven Days learned this lesson the hard way. In 2007, Vermont’s largest weekly was one of several newspapers around the state, including the Barre-Montpelier Times-Argus and the Rutland Herald, accused of publishing allegedly discriminatory language in their classified pages. The Vermont Human Rights Commission reports that similar complaints, “still in the investigative process,” have also been filed against other newspapers.

Unfortunately, this wasn’t our first infraction. In 2003, Seven Days was notified that some of its housing ads included objectionable language such as “professional couples preferred” and “no students.” As a result, the paper agreed to run three years of free fairhousing notices. Despite “training” received by the Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity, however, we learned last year that 10 more discriminatory ads — among 20,000 — had slipped through the cracks over a period of two years. On its second offense, Seven Days opted for a mediated settlement rather than risk a long and potentially expensive court fight. Still, the paper’s publishers were shocked by the harshness of the penalty, especially since no one claimed to have been denied housing due to the objectionable ads. After extensive negotiations, the paper was fined $45,000, including $30,000 in free advertising over two years. The paper also incurred more than $2500 in legal fees. For purposes of comparison: In October 2006, the U.S. Postal Service’s mail-processing facility in White River Junction was fined $40,000 for failing to address “willful and serious” workplace safety violations due to machines that could cause employees serious lacerations and bone fractures. In July 1990, International Paper of Ticonderoga, N.Y., was fined $32,000 for failing to notify the proper authorities that it had accidentally released 88 pounds of deadly chlorine gas into the air. A Florida doctor was fined $10,000 for amputating the wrong foot of one patient and cutting the toe off another without her consent. Still, it could have been worse: Some years

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ago, Southern California Community Newspapers, a chain of 31 weeklies, incurred more than $100,000 in legal fees and was forced into bankruptcy for running a single ad that read “adults preferred.” The lawsuit reportedly eliminated more than 100 jobs. The nonprofit agencies that brought the complaint against Seven Days — the Housing Discrimination Project of Holyoke, Mass., and Vermont Legal Aid — will not disclose the terms of the other papers’ out-of-court settlements, as they’re protected by strict confidentiality agreements. But based on the $45,000 penalty imposed on Seven Days, one might assume the paper’s transgressions were wanton and egregious, the advertising equivalent of rallying a lynch mob. Surely, someone within the classified

revenues face stiff competition from free websites, such as Craigslist and Roommates.com. So far, the courts have held them to a different legal standard. Even when their users violate state and federal fair-housing laws, the websites themselves are held faultless. Catherine Nelson, general manager of the Rutland Herald and Times-Argus, says this disparity puts newspapers such as hers at a distinct disadvantage compared to their online competitors. Newspapers, she adds, aren’t given meaningful guidelines for what qualifies as discrimination. “We kept asking for language that was new, or something we should be looking at, and they didn’t have a good answer,” says Nelson, who is barred from disclosing the terms of her papers’ settlement. “How can you hold

Fair-housing advocates readily admit that one reason they go after newspapers is because they’re easy targets with deep pockets. department must have let an ad slip by that read, “No Asians or Jews.” Nothing of the sort. As Seven Days learned later, the language of housing discrimination is often vague, subjective and open to conflicting interpretations. These days, seemingly neutral and innocuous phrases such as “professional tenants encouraged to apply” and “no big dogs” can be read as more than just deterrents against night owls and Great Danes. Advocates say this language can also be code for “no families with children.” Why? Fair-housing advocates say they have reason to believe that big dogs and small children often go hand in hand — and landlords know it. If such logic strains the bounds of rationality and fairness, these are the rules by which newspapers are expected to play. Indeed, fair-housing advocates readily admit that one reason they go after newspapers is because they’re easy targets with deep pockets. As Jamie Williamson, executive director of the Massachusetts Fair Housing Center in Holyoke, puts it: “If you don’t like the rules of the game, get out!” To add insult to injury, print publications that rely on rental and real estate listings for their

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FORTY YEARS AGO THIS month — and just one week after the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. was gunned down — President Lyndon Johnson signed into law the Fair Housing Act (FHA). Seen as the centerpiece of the Civil Rights Act of 1968, the FHA specifically outlawed discrimination in housing based on race, color, creed, religion, national origin or sex. The act was amended in 1988 to add familial status and disabilities as protected classes; in Vermont, the law was further extended to prevent discrimination based on marital status, sexual orientation, gender identity, source of income and age. For decades, the most common forms of discrimination reported under the FHA were racial — typically, against people of color. It wasn’t until about four years ago that the number of complaints filed on behalf of people with disabilities outstripped those based on race. Last year, 43 percent of the 10,000 fair-housing complaints filed nationwide were based on disabilities, compared to only >> 36A

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39 percent based on race, according to the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD). The third most common offense nationally, and the most common in Vermont, is discrimination against families with children. The 1988 FHA amendment specifically states that publishers, as well as landlords and advertisers, can be held liable for ads that are later determined to be discriminatory. This holds true even if — as was the case with the newspapers targeted in Vermont — there’s no “aggrieved party” claiming to have been denied housing. Last year, about 6 percent of the 10,000 complaints filed nationwide were brought against newspapers and magazines, according to HUD. For years, HUD has funded fair-housing advocacy groups, such as Vermont Legal Aid and the Housing Discrimination Project, which look for and investigate discriminatory housing practices, then file their complaints. Often, these investigations involve sending out “testers” of different races, genders and/or ethnicities to try to identify offending landlords or sellers. Occasionally, investigators will respond to ads by phone to look for “linguistic profiling” — that is, the use of auditory cues to identify a person’s race or ethnicity. One such study, conducted last year in Chittenden County, found that the callback rates for white callers were significantly higher than those for African-American and Latino callers. Minorities were also much more likely to have extra burdens placed upon them, such as background checks and restrictions on the numbers of residents. Generally speaking, newspaper publishers don’t deny that discrimination occurs, or that the pressures of deadlines occasionally allow problematic language to find its way into print. But ever since the 1988 FHA amendment, publishers have struggled to define their role as enforcers of the fair-housing laws. For years, publishers and their attorneys defended themselves by claiming they shouldn’t be held accountable for their advertisers’ intentions, nor should they be required to restrict free speech or possess the legal expertise to determine all possible FHA violations. Nearly all these arguments have failed in court. Nevertheless, neither the courts nor the federal government have provided publications with clear, specific and comprehensive guidelines for what constitutes discriminatory advertising, especially when the “code words” used to discriminate can change literally overnight. (Would “no wide stances” have been illegal the day before Idaho Sen. Larry Craig’s bathroom bust?) As a result, many newspa-

pers don’t realize they’re breaking the law until it’s too late. That was the case for the apartment listings that got Seven Days into hot water. Of the 10 discriminatory ads alleged in the complaint, six were problematic because they set limits on the number of residents allowed, such as “single occupancy only,” “efficiency for one person” and “two-person maximum.” Two others expressed preferred ages for potential tenants, such as “adults’ apartment” or “quiet adults desired.” One ad claimed that the apartment was “not Section 8 approved,” a reference to the federal low-income housing program. By law, landlords — and by extension, newspapers — also cannot discriminate against appli-

mandatory, four-hour training on housing discrimination for Seven Days staff. Although the session was meant to clarify the subtle, and no-so-subtle, cues that some landlords use to dissuade unwanted tenants, in many respects, the session raised more questions than it answered.

THE TRAINING, HELD IN March, was led by Jamie Williamson — a woman who, by her own admission, is “extremely passionate” about the issue of housing discrimination, and understandably so. Her grandmother, a white woman,

England is somewhat behind the times, Williamson insists, in that only in the last few years have newspapers and magazines faced lawsuits. (The first major court ruling against a publication for discriminatory advertising was against The New York Times, in 1991.) The impetus, she says, came from a Massachusetts landlord her agency sued over a discriminatory rental listing. She says the landlord defended himself by claiming that, since he didn’t know what to write in his own ad, he’d copied the wording from another ad. “When you put something in the newspaper, like it or not, people believe it to be true,” Williamson says. “So, if there’s an ad that says ‘No children,’ two people are

Our right of free speech and press must be at least equal to the rights of online outlets.

sword. But I can’t fix everything.” Unfortunately for newspaper publishers, they’re expected to do that policing on behalf of the government, and also fund its enforcement. Several Seven Days staffers asked: What if a landlord is renting out a unit that’s less than ideal for small children, such as one adjacent to an open gravel pit, a steep cliff or a rapidly flowing river? As Williamson explains, that unit may be the only one that family can afford, and a landlord has no right to make those judgments on behalf of others. “Where’s the mother and father in all this?” she asks indignantly. “You’ve taken away their parental rights and assumed they’re incompetent. You’re basically telling me that I’m an unfit parent and would let my child roam outside unattended.” The safest way to write a housing ad and not get sued, Williamson adds, is to describe the unit, not the potential tenant. Include such information as the number of bedrooms and bathrooms, whether there’s parking on the premises, what street the place is on and whether the rent includes the cost of utilities. That sounds easy enough.

M. DICKEY DRYSDALE, EDITOR/PUBLISHER HERALD OF RANDOLPH

cants who use Section 8 vouchers to pay their rent. One litigable listing, which advertised a “charming, two-bedroom apartment” with “off-street parking for two cars” noted that the place was “ideal for a couple.” Had the ad read “ideal for a family,” it would have been OK. It should be noted that none of the ads that got Seven Days into trouble made reference to race, color, religion, ethnicity, gender, disability or sexual orientation. The entire basis for the complaint was “an ongoing practice of discriminating against families with children.” As Publisher Paula Routly noted, “‘Single occupancy only,’ ‘Not Section 8 approved’ — these are terms we thought described physical attributes of the property, as in occupancy limits for fire code. In fact, the pamphlet we were given for reference said that language was OK. Turns out it was designed for landlords, not publishers.” In an example of “shoot first, ask questions later,” Seven Days was eventually provided with a thorough, 21-page handbook meant for publishers — funded in part by fines levied against it and other newspapers — but only after the weekly’s case had already been settled. The handbook formed the basis of a

had children with her grandfather, a black man, who was later jailed because of the biracial relationship. Years later, Williamson’s grandmother rented a home in a “nice, white neighborhood.” However, when the landlord later saw her dark-skinned children, he immediately evicted the family. Williamson’s father, an African-American, suffered a similar indignity. When he tried to move his family into a better school district in the white section of town, his neighbors launched a petition drive to keep them out, out of fear that a black family in the area would drive the crime rate up and property values down. Today, Williamson says she lives in a racially mixed neighborhood in Holyoke. Still, despite her years of work as a fair-housing advocate, she admits that when it came time for her to find a place to live, she deployed a “front,” or white person — in this case, her husband — to speak on her behalf. As she recalls, “I knew enough to send someone in who didn’t look like me, so they couldn’t discriminate.” Fair-housing advocacy in New

affected: the prospective tenant looking for that housing, and the landlord, who assumes it’s OK to discriminate.” Interestingly, the law doesn’t require landlords or homeowners to rent or sell to people in “protected” classes; it simply prohibits them from making their decision based solely on their protected-class status. The law makes an exception for roommates and, in Vermont, owner-occupied properties with three units or less. In these cases, the law permits a landlord to discriminate against someone in a protected class — i.e., if you don’t want to share your home with a person of another race, religion or sexual orientation, you cannot be compelled to do so. However, it’s illegal for you to advertise that fact. But even this exception has an exception. A woman looking to share an apartment may place an ad that reads, “Female roommate seeking same.” However, she cannot place an ad that reads “Christian, straight female seeking same.” In effect, this woman cannot be forced to live with a nonChristian lesbian, or a man. She just can’t advertise her preferences. “Landlords always say, ‘So, you’re teaching us how to discriminate,’” Williamson says. “Yes we are. It’s a double-edged

However, even neutral-sounding descriptions can lay the groundwork for a fair- housing complaint. For example, an ad that mentions a unit’s proximity to a place of worship (“directly across the street from Ohavi Zedek Synagogue”), a religious school (“walking distance to Rice Memorial High School”), an ethnic neighborhood (“in the heart of Spanish Harlem”), or even a geographic area that appears on maps but has a history of racial or ethnic tensions (Howard Beach, N.Y., for instance) can get an advertiser, or a newspaper, into trouble. Confused? It gets worse. Consider an ad that reads, “House on busy street with no sidewalks.” Presumably, such information is relevant to any potential renter, be it a family with young children, a student who rides a bicycle to school or a retired couple who no longer drive. But according to Williamson, this, too, would raise a red flag: “Right off the bat, if you said, ‘House on a busy street,’ what that ad says to me is, ‘For those of you who have children, don’t bother to apply.’ You are, in essence, telling me, ‘You don’t want to live here.’” Williamson’s recommendation: When it comes to housing ads, “less is more.” >> 38A

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of online outlets. We shouldn’t be required to fight skirmishes with government bureaucracies when our most dangerous competitors may do as they please.” To complicate things, the line between newspapers and online “bulletin boards” is increasingly narrow. Indeed, six of the offending ads in Seven Days were never published in print; posted directly by landlords, they only appeared on the paper’s website. Now, consider the case of Roommates.com, which was accused by the Fair Housing Council of San Fernando Valley of violating the Fair Housing Act by requiring users

been that Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act gives immunity to website publishers, and even though it puts the newspapers at a disadvantage, we’d rather keep it as it is, because we also have websites.” Make no mistake: Seven Days is keenly aware that housing discrimination is alive and well, in Vermont and elsewhere. As Kim Kendrick, assistant secretary for fair housing and equal opportunity at HUD, points out, blacks and Latinos who went looking for homes were discriminated against in one in five cases, according to a 2005 study. The figures, she suspects, are at

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forum of classified ads, was sued by a consortium of Chicago attorneys for posting ads that allegedly discriminated based on race, ethnicity and religion. The site included postings with language such as “only Muslims apply” and “no minorities.” Earlier this month, the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals upheld a lower court ruling that Craigslist cannot be held liable for discriminatory language posted by its users. Why? Because Craigslist doesn’t review or edit its users’ content; that means it’s a bulletin board, not a publication. “If competing advertising media, such as Craigslist, are now deemed to be exempt from such requirements, it is patently unfair that print newspapers are not exempt,” argues M. Dickey Drysdale, editor and publisher of the Herald of Randolph. “Our right of free speech and press must be at least equal to the rights

to provide gender, sexual orientation and familial status information about themselves. At issue was Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act of 1996, which says that website operators are held immune from objectionable content posted by third parties. But the 9th Circuit ruled that Roommates.com “can be both a service provider and a content provider,” and since the website’s designers generated the objectionable language, it couldn’t claim immunity under Section 230. Richard Karpel, executive director of the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies, of which Seven Days is a member, said the law clearly favors one kind of content provider (websites) over another (print publications). Nonetheless, the AAN joined a “friend of the court” brief on behalf of Roommates.com’s position in the case. “It’s weird for us,” Karpel said. “But our position has

least as bad for Asians and other minorities. Since settling its complaint, Seven Days has adopted a strict new policy on the wording of it online and print housing ads. Still, Nelson at the Rutland Herald/Times-Argus says it’s absurd that newspapers have now become the funding stream for suing other newspapers. “It just doesn’t seem right,” she says. “There’s got to be an end to it somewhere.” Wilson, who’s now the publisher of the Concord Monitor, seconds, “It’s a racket. It’s a stickup game! And it’s done all over the place, because that’s how these groups fund themselves.” Williamson acknowledges the financial relationship between enforcement and advocacy, but makes no apologies for it. “Vermont has not spent a lot of time enforcing the Fair Housing Act,” she says, “and there’s going to be thousands more behind you who are going to get caught. It’s only a matter of time.” �

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manufacturing plant in Bhopal, India. At turns, The War on Bugs reads more like a collection of essays than a coherent narrative. Nevertheless, Allen’s central thesis — that pesticidal elites have willfully sickened family farms and consumers — is crystal clear. After he’d shared anecdotes to illustrate his point, the White River audience fell into a contemplative silence. One elderly woman dropped her forehead into her hands. “If you look at all the chemical companies over time, every one of them has this horrific history,” said Allen, who wears his long white hair pulled back. “They are world-class criminals.” In Allen’s view, the United States still doesn’t adequately protect consumers from toxic food. The Bush administration has fought changes to European law that would have curtailed the use of some U.S. products and chemicals, and California is the only U.S. state that collects comprehensive data on pesticide spraying. According to Allen, the new menace is genetically modified organisms. Right now, Allen says, unlabeled GMO ingredients are found in more than 70 percent of the food sold on the shelves of American supermarkets. Ironically, he says, GMO plants require extra pesticide spraying to overcome built-in resistance mechanisms. Allen’s frustration, though, is balanced by his faith in the burgeoning organic movement. Despite resistance from chemical companies, he points out, organics sales are increasing, and consumers have more influence upon corporations than they did when Rachel Carson wrote Silent Spring. Allen serves on boards of advocacy groups such as Rural Vermont and the Minnesota-based Organic Consumers Association, and he’s also a battle-tested veteran of the civil rights movement. Last week, he proposed that audience members slap “poison food” labels on supermarket strawberries. The crowd stirred at the thought of guerrilla action. One woman said that she liked Allen’s idea — her friends had employed a similar tactic during an anti-GMO campaign. But a bearded guy wearing a batik T-shirt was apprehensive. “Do you mean, like, literally go into the stores with stickers?” he asked. “I’m sure you’d get arrested.” Allen laughed and cracked a devilish smile. “It wouldn’t be the first time,” he said. Last year, the elder activist was one of six Iraq war protesters charged with trespassing in the Vermont office of Congressman Peter Welch. �

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children — and ultimately themselves — in mortal peril. The play opens with the King making retirement plans. He apportions his land among his three daughters, with the largest third reserved for his youngest and favorite, Cordelia. He asks each daughter for pro forma words of praise during the proceedings. Goneril and Regan appease their father with lavish lauds while their husbands watch greedily. But Cordelia refuses to engage in the phony encomium game, protesting that her actions demonstrate her devotion. Lear’s grasp on reality frays at this seeming slight from Cordelia. He disinherits her, pawns her off in marriage to the King of France, and divides her share between the other two. He plans to split his time living with Goneril and Regan, but the daughters begin to treat their father like a child, firing his retainers and revoking his privileges. With his dignity in tatters and madness ascendant, Lear leaves family and shelter behind to wander the countryside, with only the faithful Fool to keep him company. Meanwhile, Gloucester’s sons wrangle. The illegitimate Edmund concocts a plot to sunder his father’s affection for Edgar, the

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crowded with intense emotions and storylines, the actors didn’t jockey for attention or chew the scenery. In general, their performances were restrained and refined, which underscored the story’s poignancy. The power of Grody’s work lay in its subtlety. He showed Lear’s inner conflict — how he battles creeping symptoms of madness welling inside him — with simple changes on his face. The furrows on Grody’s forehead and shocks of white hair on his head and face proved as malleable as PlayDoh. Shifting moods caused his snowy eyebrows to dance eagerly or hang limply. Grody also demonstrated how Lear never loses his internal spark, as evidenced by his

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In the VSC production, the haunting beauty of the visual and musical elements enhanced the storytelling and supported strong performances from the acting ensemble. dom plumbs new depths of dishonor, Cordelia returns with the invading French army. The stakes are lofty — loyalty, love, family and country — as the body count grows with each twist in the tale’s painful resolution. In the VSC production, the haunting beauty of the visual and musical elements enhanced the storytelling and supported strong performances from the acting ensemble. Costume designer Jenny C. Fulton, assisted by a six-person design and construction team, dressed the actors sumptuously in a rich palette of chocolate brown, burnt orange, warm burgundy and dull sage. Bright teal and silver, worn only by Cordelia, stood out from the muted tones. Fulton layered fabrics with different sheens and textures for additional interest. Some outfits — especially the women’s gowns and jewelry — hinted at Art Deco inspiration without overriding the program note that established the play’s setting as “Time: Now. Place: Here.” Composer and percussionist Brian Johnson created the original score and played it live, behind a black metal screen at the rear of the stage. At every turn, the music highlighted actions and themes with sophistication. Syncopated rhythms emphasized conflict; eerie vocal sounds echoed as Lear’s sanity wavered; drums rumbled as the tempest raged. Johnson used a fascinating array of tools. He tweaked standard Western instruments, laying a cymbal on top of his timpani and hanging a long chime in a 5gallon bucket of water, for example. He raided the salvage yard for others, such as the auto-coil spring and brake drums. Fulton also was the scenic designer. The set, aligned on a long rectangle projecting forward, consisted primarily of a reddishbrown painted floor with a central, triangular platform. The colors married artfully with the costumes, and the mottled patterning suggested castle stones, muddy heath and perilous cliff. Even more intriguing was how the layout provided powerful diagonal lines that director Nash used effectively to position actors, and for their entrances and exits from all four corners of the stage. The acting was stellar from the entire cast, headlined by Donald Grody’s masterful, moving portrait of the troubled King. Credit Nash for assembling and harmonizing such a wealth of talent; Equity imports from New York blended seamlessly with some of Vermont’s best actors. In a play

spirited bantering with the Fool (played sensitively by Andrew Sellon), even as circumstances grow dire. Paul Schnabel gave a dynamic performance as Kent. When disguised as the coarse peasant Caius, Schnabel exuded rakish energy, with loose-limbed body language and a gruff tone. As Kent, he adopted more polish in manner and voice. In both guises, however, his eyes flashed with Kent’s genuine concern for the King. Gloucester (Kent Casella) also proves loyal to Lear. The most touching moments in Casella’s well modulated performance came when the two fathers tried to comfort each other in their darkest hours. Todd Lawson swaggered gleefully as Edmund, the self-justifying “villain by necessity.” His face radiated Edmund’s mix of charm and cunning as he bounded athletically around the stage, hatching plots. Christopher V. Edwards’ finely drawn portrait of Edgar made an excellent counterpoint to Lawson’s wilder portrayal. With small gestures and stolen glances, Edwards showed how the bookish older sibling continues to readjust to his bewildering fate. When the brothers finally confront each other, Lawson and Edwards engaged in a thrilling fight scene staged by fight director Paul Ugalde (who also played Goneril’s husband, the Duke of Albany). Ugalde and Wayne Tetrick, as Regan’s spouse, the Duke of Cornwall, made terrific foils for the duplicitous wives. Ugalde played Albany with noble reserve, while Tetrick gave Cornwall a stern military demeanor that eventually cracked to reveal his cruel streak. Melissa S. Lourie (Goneril) and Jennifer M. Rohn (Regan) both conveyed the sisters’ behavioral changes along with their strategies for manipulating people: seductive eyes for Edmund; condescending tone for their ailing father; dismissive body language for husbands and servants. In contrast, Heather Nielsen displayed just one face as Cordelia, who glows with loyalty to her father. Nielsen’s steady voice and confident movement manifested how Cordelia’s strength comes from purity of purpose. During the 18th and early 19th centuries, the love between Lear and Cordelia so moved theatergoers that an altered happy ending was frequently performed. Perhaps it was easier to rewrite Shakespeare than confront the uncomfortable truth: The relationship between fathers and daughters has been a tricky one since the beginning of time. �

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he walls of the headquarters of the South End Arts and Business Association (SEABA) double as a modest gallery space. Since SEABA puts on the annual South End Art Hop, offering its office for art shows year round makes perfect sense. The April/May show, “Fragmented Figure,” is a group of airy, predominantly figurative monoprints by St. Albans Artists’ Guild member Chepe Cuadra. Cuadra’s work exhibits great spontaneity as he cobbles together multi-sheet prints into large-scale images. The largest is his “Creation of Venus,” a 30-by-66inch representation of the “Venus of Willendorf.” The actual “Venus of Willendorf” is less than 5 inches tall, so Cuadra’s giant 5-and-a-half-foot-tall version is a little ironic. But irony isn’t the main point. Cuadra seems to be commenting on the towering importance of the statuette, one of several Paleolithic “goddess” objects discovered in Europe over the last hundred years. The image is a monotype, with dry-point etching elements. Heavy black lines over three 22-by-30-inch vertically stacked sheets describe the fecund figure’s swollen breasts and round belly. A more naturalistic, ghost-like figure, which appears to have been stamped on, adds another layer of reality to the “Creation of Venus.” A dialogue between primary forms often appears in Cuadra’s imagery. The playfully entitled monotype “La Rana y Chepe” also features two overlapped figures. It’s ostensibly an abstract self-portrait of Cuadra and his wife. SEABA Executive Director Carlos Haas said in conversation that Cuadra’s title, “La Rana,” which means “the frog” in Spanish, reminds him of Frida Kahlo’s affectionate use of the word sapo (“toad”) in her portraits of Diego Rivera. Who is who in Cuadra’s

30-by-44-inch print is somewhat ambiguous, but the broad face, printed over a reclining figure, may be the artist’s. The figure, like a Meso-American Chac-Mool statue, seems more spiritual than physical. Cuadra

“Broken Male,” by contrast, is as dynamic as “Resting in Pink” is delicate. Cuadra is originally from Nicaragua, and “Broken Male” has an almost revolutionary bright red background, while a gaunt vertical

Cuadra’s work exhibits great spontaneity as he cobbles together multi-sheet prints into large-scale images. printed the figures in a light silvery gray and applied a patch of yellow ocher over the large, looming head. Burnt-sienna patches read like soil under the reclining figure. Two 30-by-22-inch sheets, arranged horizontally, account for the artwork’s size. The 20-by-26-inch “Resting in Pink” subtly portrays the back of a resting nude female, horizontally organized in four plates on one sheet of paper. Cuadra combines dry-point intaglio with the collograph relief printing process in the composition, and the picture is light and ethereal. The artist’s presentation of the pieces is also informal: Most are simply pinned to the office walls. But that direct offering adds to their ephemeral character. Cuadra’s most understated images, exemplified by “Resting in Pink,” have an air of transience that can draw viewers in, provided they don’t find his lack of ceremony off-putting.

male nude boldly appears in wide black strokes over white. Three sheets of paper make up the 22-by-37.5inch compound image. Cuadra integrated woodcut, monotype and silkscreen passages to bring the iconic figure to life. The single sculptural piece in the exhibition is “Fragmented Goddess.” Three islands of glazed red terra cotta on black paper make up the 16-by-20-by-3inch piece. It’s a flat and frontal sculpture, with chunky forms and scarce details indicating a nude that seems to be emerging from a dark void. The SEABA office and gallery are off the beaten path, in an old industrial complex on Flynn Avenue. But, as “Fragmented Figure” demonstrates, the space is well worth seeking out. Cuadra’s show is a great reason to discover the venue. His personal aesthetic draws on diverse historical resources, and a unique style of abstract figuration emerges. m

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<exhibitions> SMALL WORLD “The Art of Mankind” at the Shelburne Art Center brings together more than 50 items from North and South America, Asia, Oceania and Africa. Sculpture dominates this very cool multimedia show — a mind-boggling array of ethnographic effigies populates the gallery. Filled with ceramics, carvings and two-dimensional works, the exhibition, on view through May 16, is as beautiful as it is educational. Pictured: a Bakongo four-headed figure. PHOTO: MARC AWODEY

RECEPTIONS << 41A SENIOR ART GUILD: Members of the organization, directed by artist Ginny Mullen, exhibit artworks inspired by painter Mary Cassatt. May 1 through 28 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall in Burlington. Reception: Friday, May 2, 10:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. Info, 865-7166. ANTHONY D. SINI: The Burlington painter and graphic designer reworks observations from his sketchbooks, creating large-scale charcoal drawings. May 2 through 28 at Second Floor Gallery, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in Burlington. Reception: Friday, May 2, 5-8 p.m. Info, 865-7165. MICHELLE COLLING: “Gorillas and Other Domestic Disturbances,” recent color digital work from the BCA photography instructor. May 2 through June 15 at Firehouse Center Community Darkroom in Burlington. Reception: Friday, May 2, 5-7 p.m. Info, 865-7166. 8TH ANNUAL EXHIBITION BY ROCK POINT STUDENTS: Fine art by students at the local high school. May 2 through 31 at Rose Street Co-op Gallery in Burlington. Reception: Friday, May 2, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Info, 863-1104 ext.27. VICKIE HERZBERG & DEBRA JAYNE: “Double Exposure: Micro Botanicals & Macro Landscapes,” prints. May 2 through 31 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Reception: Friday, May 2, 6-8 p.m. Info, 635-1469. GAAL SHEPHERD: “La Mureille: an exhibition on the theme of a wall,” 47 pieces in pastels, oils, photographs, mixed media and sculpture depicting an ancient stone barn in France. Through May 2 at Cooler Gallery in White River Junction. Reception: Friday, May 2, 6-8 p.m. Info, 295-8008.

KAT CLEAR: “The Whoopsie Girls,” steel sculptures inspired by vintage pin-ups. Presented by the Lamentations Awareness Project, a fundraiser to restore Judith Brown’s “Lamentation Group” of sculptures. May 2 through 31 at Flynndog in Burlington. Reception: 6-8 p.m. Info, 863-2227. ‘ELUSIVE TRUTHS’: JESS BACHMAN, JOHN O’CONNOR, WARD SHELLEY & CHRISTOPHER THOMPSON: Through an investigation of governmental and corporate financial strategies, mass media and the art world, the artists explore the aesthetics of visual analysis and information graphics using charts, maps and graphs. May 2 through June 14 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Artists’ talk: Friday, May 2, 5-6 p.m. Reception 6-8 p.m. Info, 865-7165. THE FOUR SISTERS 5TH ANNUAL ART EXHIBIT: Artistic siblings Carol Mueller, Jackie Mueller-Jones, Mary Ellen Mueller-Legault and Debbie Mueller-Peate share an exhibit featuring their collective paintings, sculptures, prints and stained glass. Workshops in portraiture available upon request. May 3 through 30 at Dorothy Alling Memorial Library in Williston. Reception: Saturday, May 3, 1-3 p.m. Info, 288-8086. JEFF RUBIN: “The Photosynthesis and the Arc of Existence,” black-and-white infrared photography. May 4 through 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Reception: Sunday, May 4, 2-4 p.m. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com.

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‘CAPTIVE LEISURE: THE PHOTOGRAPHY OF MASSIMO VITALI’: Museum graduate intern Stuart Hurt discusses the work of the contemporary Italian photographer. Thursday, May 1, 4:30 p.m., Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College Museum of Art, Middlebury. Info, 443-5007. CARVING STUDIO AND SCULPTURE CENTER ANNUAL MEMBERS’ SHOW: CSSC founder B. Amore moderates the Spring Thaw Sculptors’ Forum, which includes a panel of sculptors and arts educators from the New England Sculptors’ Association, from 2 to 4:30 p.m., followed by a reception with the artists at 5 p.m., Saturday, May 3, Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, West Rutland. Info, 438-2097. WILLIAM TORTOLANO: ‘THE GROUP OF SEVEN’: The former professor of fine arts and music at St. Michael’s College gives a slide/talk on this important early-20th-century group of Canadian artists. Sunday, May 4, 3:30-5 p.m. at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069, www.studioplacearts.com.

House during February and March, Jolene Garanzha painted 23 30by-22-inch watercolor portraits of prominent local women. An exhibition of the colorful collection, simply entitled “Women,” is on view through May 11 at the North Street gallery. Garanzha shows herself a solid watercolorist, with a freewheeling, expressionistic style of portraiture. Pictured: “Jennifer Blair.” PHOTO: MARC AWODEY

ONGOING :: burlington area ‘340.29 M/S’: Current work by the members of L/L’s clay pottery and sculpture program. Through May 2 at L/L Gallery, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-4150. ‘ART OF MANKIND’: An exhibit of ancient and modern human effigy art forms from North and South America, Asia and Africa in multiple media, from the collection of Douglas Schneible. Through May 16 at Shelburne Art Center in Shelburne. Info, 985-3648.

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<exhibitions> ONGOING << 43A ‘BETWEEN SOFT MACHINES AND HARD SCIENCE’: “The Interstitial Art of David Powell,� an installation of digital prints and historic scientific instruments; and ‘ACTORS AND EXORCISTS’: “Masks of Sri Lanka,� from the permanent collection; and MICHAEL LIGHT: “100 Suns,� a collection of photographs of atomic explosions carried out by the U.S. in the 1950s and ‘60s over Nevada and the Pacific Ocean. Through June 8 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. ‘PLEASED TO MEET YOU’: Stacy Carnell, Allison Ross, Nori Lupfer and Elissa Weishaar, who are from different cities, use different mediums in their work and have never met before, were invited by the curators to present a group show in honor of the gallery’s third year. The goal: to meet new people, start new friendships and fuse new perspectives. Through May 1 at Pursuit Gallery in Burlington. Info, 862-3883. ‘THE CLOTHESLINE PROJECT’: T-shirts designed by women who have been victimized by sexual assault, to demonstrate their healing and strength. Through April 30 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall in Burlington. Info, 864-0555. 2ND ANNUAL ECVA VERMONT CHAPTER EXHIBIT: Vermont Episcopalians show spiritual and secular artworks. Through May 31 at St. Paul’s Cathedral in Burlington. Info, 864-0471. A PICTORIAL HISTORY OF JEWS IN VERMONT & HISTORY OF ISRAEL: Photographs from the old Jewish community in Burlington, part of the Israel at 60 celebration (www. israelat60vt.com), Pickering Room; and ART FROM THE COLLEGE STREET YMCA, pinch pots and texture tiles created by local little ones, Fletcher Room. May 1 through 31 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211. CHEPE CUADRA: “Fragmented Figure,� monoprints. Through May 31 at SEABA Gallery in Burlington. Info, 859-9222. CREATIVE HABITAT EMPLOYEE ART SHOW: This first annual exhibit showcases the talents of employees in painting, photography, jewelry, quilting, scrapbooking and more. Through April 30 at Creative Habitat at Ben Franklin in South Burlington. Info, 862-0646, www.creativehabitatvt.com. EMIRY S. POTTER: Eclectic works by the self-taught artist. Hours by appointment. Through May 30 at Rose Street Co-op Gallery in Burlington. Info, 598-8343. FRANKLIN COUNTY ARTISTS: Nearly 20 artists show works in a range of two-dimensional media, representing several of the county’s arts organizations. Through April 30 at Art’s Alive Gallery in Burlington. Info, 524-5700. GABRIEL BORAY: The artist announces the grand opening of his new studio/gallery, featuring oil paintings, sculpture, photography and handmade hardwood furniture. Open by appointment. 5-9 p.m. at Gabriel Boray Gallery in Burlington. Info, 561-926-2099. GABRIELLE TSOUNIS: “Accepting Nudity,� large canvases in monoprint style feature the human body and body-image issues. Through April 30 at Club Metronome in Burlington. Info, 860-4972 or 802-863-4259. GILLIAN KLEIN: Moody cityscape oil paintings. Through May 21 at Opportunities Credit Union in Burlington. Info, 264-4839. GREG MAMCZAK: New paintings by the local artist. Through May 31 at Speaking Volumes in Burlington. Info, 540-0107.

JOHANNE DUROCHER YORDAN: “Abstract Tales of Old and New,� acrylic paintings. Through April 30 at Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 373-7544. JOLENE GARANZHA: Watercolor portraits of Vermont women created during a two-month residency at the gallery. Through May 24 at Kasini House in Burlington. Info, 264-4839. KARI MEYER: “The Magic of the Land,� acrylic landscape paintings by the Vermont artist. Through July 15 at Courtyard Burlington Harbor by Marriott in Burlington. Info, 272-4763. KELSEY A. WILSON: “The Usually Unusual,� photography that explores the everyday unexpected. Through May 1 at Green Door Studio in Burlington. Info, 401-835-1811. LINDA DURKEE: Mixed-media collages; and ISAAC GRAHAM: “Coast to Coast,� oil paintings; and DEBORAH HILLMAN: “Art of the Inner World,� paintings; and SARAH MILTON: “Abstract Reality in Color,� oil paintings. May 2 through July 31 at Artpath Gallery in Burlington. Info, 563-2273. LORRAINE MANLEY: “In Celebration of Landscape,� impressionistic paintings of Vermont trees and vistas. Through April 30 at Chittenden Bank Room, Davis Center, UVM in Burlington. Info, 893-7860. MALTEX SHOW: The hallways of all four floors are filled with paintings by Valerie Ugro, Gregory Albright, Lee Arrington and Peter Williams; monoprints by Nori Lupfer and Carolyn Shattuck; photography by Jim Rathmell; and sculpture and shadowboxes by Aaron Stein. Through August 31 at Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. MARINA EPSTEIN: Oil paintings and prints, Gates 1 & 2; and PETER WILLIAMS: Oil paintings, Escalator; and CAMERON SCHMITZ: “Listen,� pencil drawings and oil paintings, Skyway. Through May 31 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166. NECTAR’S FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK REVELATIONS: In its renovated space, the club is exhibiting 17 local artists in multiple media and putting on a BBQ-and-craft-brew spread. 5-8 p.m. at Nectar’s in Burlington. Info, 658-4771, www.liveatnectars.com. PETER ISLES: Paintings and sculptures. Through May 15 at Speeder & Earl’s (Pine Street) in Burlington. RICHARD W. BROWN: Photographs of rural life, gardens and New England landscapes. Through May 6 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848. ROBERT RINALDI: Fine art photography exploring the human impact on the landscape and mixed media with vintage text and photographs, in the Pickering Room. Through April 30 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7200. ROBERT WALDO BRUNELLE, JR.: New acrylic figurative paintings. Through April 30 at Allscripts Building in South Burlington. Info, 899-1106. ROBYN PEIRCE: “Monsters, Mostly,� mixed-media paintings and more. Through April 30 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. SANDRA BERBECO & SARA KATZ: “Paintings/Place,� a dual exhibition of the local painters. Through May 18 at 215 College Street Artists’ Cooperative in Burlington. Info, 863-3662.

SANDRA ERICKSON: The East Barre artist presents an exhibit and sale of her spring collection of ceramic vases, wall pockets and flower bowls in an eclectic mix of organic forms. Open for First Friday, May 2, 5-8 p.m., and Saturday-Sunday, May 3 & 4, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. May 2 through 4 at Burlington City Arts Print & Clay Studio in Burlington. Info, 860-7474, www.burlingtoncityarts. com/exhibitions/claystudio/. SHAWNA CROSS: “And It Was Glorious,� large abstract oil paintings. Through June 3 at Drink in Burlington. Info, 782-1675. TERESA DAVIS: Brilliantly hued paints spilled and splashed “Off the Edge� onto eight tabletops at the artist’s studio; and JOSH GONTER: “Neurotica,� large acrylic paintings that display both galactic and emotional atmospheres; and BETHANY FARRELL: “Light Waves and Color,� 14 new canvases of highly saturated color and simple forms. Through May 25 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Info, 651-9692. THE SECOND ANNUAL VERMONT STUDENT METALWORKS SHOW: Curated works by college and high school metalsmithing students; and SUSAN OSMOND: “People and Places,� new paintings. Through April 30 at Grannis Gallery in Burlington. Info, 660-2032. THREE COLLECTIONS OF PHOTOBASED WORK: ORIN LANGELLE: “Photographs of Global Resistance,� photojournalism; and GERARD W. RINALDI: “Un Autre Ballet,� photodrawings; and MICHAEL STRAUSS: “Worlds in Motion,� molecular landscapes. Through April 30 at Artpath Gallery in Burlington. Info, 563-2273.

:: central ‘BIRD’S EYE VIEW’: Artworks inspired by our feathered friends in a group show, Main Floor Gallery; and ‘SHOE IN,’ artwork inspired by footwear, Second Floor Gallery; and ALEXANDRIA BOTTINELLI, JILL HERRICK-LEE & CHRISTOPHER THOMPSON, encaustics, Third Floor Gallery. Through May 31 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069, www.studioplacearts.com. ‘ADDING DIMENSION’: Mixed-media and collage works by Vermont artists Alexandra Bottinelli, Timothy Fisher and Maggie Neale. Through May 18 at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 223-7690. ‘ART WORKS FOR EVERYONE’: Artworks by individuals with developmental disabilities. Through April 30 at Statehouse Cafeteria in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. ‘IT’S ELEMENTARY ART’: Student work from East Monptelier and Calais elementary schools, presented by their teachers. Through May 1 at City Center in Montpelier. Info, 223-7936, ext. 320. ‘POLITICKING MAGIC: THE ICONOGRAPHIC CROSS-CURRENTS OF CARTOONING AND CONJURING’: Selections of graphic art and artifacts from the Chadbourne Thaumaturgium, a traveling exhibit culled from the editorial pages of American newspapers and journals. Through May 31 at Main Street Museum in White River Junction. Info, 356-2776. ANNIE TIBERIO CAMERON: “Seeking Vermont,� landscape photographs. Through May 24 at Vermont Chocolatiers in Northfield. Info, 485-5181. BONNIE SEIDEMAN: “Sisters,� handbuilt, whimsical work in clay. May 1 through 31 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-0141.

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COLLECTED WORKS BY MALRAY: Evocative multimedia works by the local artist, in the Back Wall Gallery. Through April 30 at The ReStore in Montpelier. Info, 229-1930. DENYS WORTMAN: Original drawings by the celebrated cartoonist (1887-1958). Through May 3 at Center for Cartoon Studies in White River Junction. Info, 295-3319. ELIZABETH NELSON: Landscape paintings in oil, acrylic and mixed media. Through November 30 at Sean and Nora’s in Barre. Info, 476-7326. FACULTY SHOW: Seventeen printmaking teachers show how it’s done in a group display of their own works. Through April 30 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901. FRANK WOODS: “On the Road to Abstraction,” paintings. Through May 31 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. JAMIE COPE: Photographs of last year’s Capital City Farmers’ Market fill storefront windows around Montpelier in anticipation of the next one, which opens May 3. Through April 30. Info, 685-4360. JANE PINCUS: “Stories in Paintings.” Through April 30 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454. LOCAL ARTISTS SHOW: One hundred artists from around the region participate in the centennial celebration. Through May 11 at Chandler Gallery in Randolph. Info, 728-9878. MATT LARSON: Digital photographs of Vermont. Through August 31 at Axel’s Frameshop in Waterbury. Info, 244-7801. ROSE O’NEILL-SUSPITSYA & NECOLE ZAYATZ: “Wanderlust: Neoplasia to Matroshka,” giclee prints of paintings in the artist’s “Chemical Battles Series”; and photographs from working-class life in the Stavropol region of Russia, respectively. Through May 9 at Northlight Digital Gallery in White River Junction. Info, 280-1888. SUSAN REXFORD WINSTON: Monoprints. Through April 30 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com.

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‘ART NOW’: Recent acquisitions in photography and film/video. Through August 10 at Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College Museum of Art in Middlebury. Info, 443-5007. ‘IN THEIR OWN WORDS’: An exhibition of images and stories created by Charlotte-based photographer Ned Castle in collaboration with members of Vermont’s refugee community. Through June 14 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964. ‘TOMBS, TEMPLES, PLACES, AND TEA: CERAMICS IN ASIA AND BEYOND’: An exhibit that explores the practical and social uses of ceramics. Through December 7 at Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College Museum of Art in Middlebury. Info, 443-5007. CARVING STUDIO AND SCULPTURE CENTER ANNUAL MEMBERS’ SHOW: Member sculptors display their works in eclectic techniques and styles. May 3 through June 29 at Carving Studio & Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097. DANIEL DOYLE: “Recent Fotographic Work.” Through April 30 at Park Squeeze in Vergennes. Info, 877-9996. FIVE TOWN AREA COMMUNITY ART SHOW: Fine art and craft from neighbors of all ages. Through May 14 at Art on Main in Bristol. Info, 453-4032. HELEN TURNER: Photographs taken in the Jerusalem/Downingsville Road area of Lincoln and South Starksboro by the local artist. Through April 30 at Lincoln Library in Lincoln. Info, 453-2665.

LANCE JONES: Sepia-toned black-andwhite photographs by the Vermont artist reflect his journeys to South America and elsewhere. Through May 4 at The Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Theatre in Rutland. Info, 775-0570. RONDA STOLL & LINDA CANNONHUFFMAN: Chinese brush paintings of birds, flowers and landscapes. Through April 30 at Ilsley Public Library in Middlebury. Info, 388-8229.

:: northern ‘MY COUSIN HAS EIGHT LEGS’: Original artworks by nationally known children’s book illustrators Tomie dePaola, Tracey Campbell Pearson, Phoebe Stone, Jasper Tomkins and Vladimir Vagin. Through May 14 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100.

‘OBJECTS OF DESIRE: STILL LIFE PAINTINGS’: A group exhibit featuring some of Vermont’s finest artists in the genre, including Susan Abbott, Julie Y. Baker Albright, Tom Nicholas, Jody dePew McLean, Lucy Petrie and others. Through May 11 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100. 2007-2008 BACHELOR OF FINE ARTS GROUP EXHIBITION: Artworks in various media by graduating art students. May 4 through 17 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College in Johnson. Info, 635-1469.

APRIL FEATURED ARTISTS: Paintings by Tess Beemer, turned wood by Bob Fletcher, textiles by Nan Adriance and photographs by Gustav Verderber. Through April 30 at Artist In Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls. Info, 933-6403. >

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urlington colleges have some strange mascots. The University of Vermont Catamounts, St. Michael’s Purple Knights and Champlain’s Beavers all spring to mind. However, the Burlington branch of Community College of Vermont (CCV) is sans mascot. I believe that every school should have an annoying, cartoonish foam symbol to dance around at public events, making a fool of the person behind the mask. So, for this query, Seven Days headed over to CCV to ask students about what the college’s anthropomorphized ambassador should be . . .

If you could pick a mascot for CCV, what would it be and why? Karen Geiger, 40, art student “Well, technically, CCV already has a mascot. He’s a stuffed rabbit and his name is Harvey. If I was going to pick one, I’d pick a tiger ready to pounce. I think CCV is going to come out roaring very soon. I think that we’re under the radar and people are starting to notice.”

Mike Schlenoff, 20, undeclared sophomore “I would pick a cup of coffee, because three-hour classes are absolutely impossible to get through without caffeine of some sort. Some of them are [interesting] . . . this one [History of Rock and Roll] is.”

Ryan Delorme, 19, undeclared sophomore “I don’t think a mascot would really define our school because there’s nothing that really centers our school. We’re a branched school, so we don’t really need a center. It wouldn’t represent anything — like, other schools have sports teams and stuff. We don’t really have sports teams, so it would kind of be a useless mascot.”

Alicia Kroll, 36, art student “I would choose a golden retriever because, in my experience, CCV has been available, easy to get along with and friendly.”

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By Linda Thistle

Place a number in the empty boxes in such a way that each row across, each column down and each 9-box square contains all of the numbers one to nine.

Erika Sinard, 43, human services major “I think they should have a Venus fly trap because [of] the way that the arms branch out. CCV has so many locations around Vermont . . . it just seems that that would be the most likely choice.”

Difficulty this week: HHH H = Moderate HH = Challenging HHH = Hoo, boy!

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he Democratic race for president has descended to “a level of meanness and acrimony that is damaging to American politics,” the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth said today. The Swift Boat group, which became famous in 2004 for attacking Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry, said that they were speaking out because “the current Democratic contest is giving swift boating a bad name.” “We have increasingly heard pundits accusing Clinton and Obama of swift boating each other,” said Swift Boat Veteran Tracy Klugian. “This hurts the reputation of swift boating.” Mr. Klugian was quick to draw a distinction between what Sens. Clinton and Obama are doing and swift boating, which he called “a noble profession.” “When you try to destroy a member of another party, that’s swift boating,” said Mr. Klugian. “When you do it to a member of your own party, that’s cannibalism.” He said that the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth would soon air ads attacking both Democratic candidates for sullying the reputation of swift boating.

“Tear each other up if you want to, but don’t take swift boating down with you,” he said. “That’s just unfair.” The Swift Boat Veterans’ statement came on the heels of a similar statement by the Weather Underground, a ‘60s radical group that has been tied to both the Obama and Clinton camps over the past week. “We denounce and reject both candidates,” said the Weather Underground, who has seen its approval ratings plummet in recent days.

When you do it to a member of your own party, that’s cannibalism.

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Elsewhere, CNN’s Larry King said he would continue his series on polygamy, saying that he was uniquely qualified to discuss people who had more than five wives.

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your power

symbol for the week is an ant carrying a potato chip. It means you’ll possess so much strength that you’ll be able to hold aloft burdens that are much bigger than you. More than that, Aries, you’ll look graceful doing it. And here’s the kicker. That giant load you carry may ultimately provide nourishment not only for you but also for everyone back at the nest.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Have you ever been filled with a terrible yearning to become something new? Do you know what it’s like to be racked with a ferocious hunger to change your life? Speaking from experience, I know that such a state can sometimes feel heavy and dark. But I’m here to tell you that it can also be a tremendous asset. The key to transforming it into a gift, ironically, is to see it as a gift. So your assignment, Taurus, is to interpret your ache for transformation as a potent blessing. To do so will give you the power to perform magic you can’t even imagine yet.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Ariel was going

through a hard time. She’d been weaning herself from a painkiller she’d taken while recovering from surgery. Her cat ran away, and there was a misunderstanding at work. One night while at a nightclub with her friend Leila, she spied her ex-boyfriend kissing some woman. Meltdown ensured. Ariel fled the club and ran sobbing into the street, where she hurled her shoes on top of a passing bus. Leila retrieved her and sat her down on a bench. “Because up until now you’ve displayed such exemplary grace in the face of chaos,” Leila said, “I’m giving you a free Crazy Pass. It gives you a karma-free license to temporarily lose your mind.” This compassionate humor helped Ariel feel more composed. The rest of the night she partied beautifully, achieving major relief and release without hurting herself. Now, Gemini, in accordance with the omens, I’m awarding you, too, with a free Crazy Pass.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): It’s finally

the right time for you to hear a piece of advice you weren’t ready for before. If I had told you this any earlier, you would have at best misinterpreted it and at worst had no idea what I was talking about. But in recent weeks you’ve recovered a portion of your lost wildness, which means I can confidently reveal the following truth, courtesy of poet Charles Simic: “He who cannot howl will not find his pack.”

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): There’s oil on Saturn’s moon Titan! NASA reports that its spacecraft Cassini found vast lakes of liquid hydrocarbons. There’s enough, from what I can tell, to supply 40 generations of humans with enough fuel to go joyriding in 5-mile-a-gallon SUVs for a thousand years. In response to the revelation, militant patriots are already calling for the U.S. to invade and occupy Titan. In related news, I predict that a novel energy source will soon become available for your personal use, Leo. Luckily, it won’t be nearly as hard to tap into as Titan’s riches will be for the oil companies. It’ll also be much better for the environment.

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Rumor has it

you are overflowing with so many fresh, hot ideas that you can’t use them fast enough. So why not give some away? Like, for instance, donate a few to me. I’ll be glad to take them off your hands and find a decent home for them. If I use your brilliant notions to make lots of money, I may even give you a kickback. So don’t let your surplus of brainstorms bog you down, Pisces. Send your excess to me at uaregod@comcast. net. (P.S. In case you can’t tell, I’m joking. In fact, I’d love it if you kept all your smart ideas for yourself, and worked expeditiously to turn every one of them into some practical improvement in your life.)

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do with your freedom?” asks Lakshmi Devi on “Freedom,” a song from her CD Raise a Holy Fire. Here’s what she says she’ll do with hers: “I choose to lose control in the presence of staggering beauty / I choose to be stripped of what is unreal.” In my view, that’s an epically brazen way to use one’s freedom — right up there, in terms of radical moral zeal, with choosing to ease the suffering of everyone you encounter. With these examples to inspire you, Virgo, take some time to make an aggressive new formulation about how you’ll use your growing freedom.

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another person, you hurt yourself. The act of inflicting injury distorts you, making it more difficult for you to be in alignment with your highest potential. The converse is also true. When you hurt yourself, you inevitably hurt others. The damage you cause to yourself diminishes your ability to give your best gifts. Keep this in mind, Scorpio, as you celebrate Do No Harm Week. Be scrupulous in your intention to practice nonviolence in every way you can imagine.

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LABOR RELATIONS Fey and Poehler reteam for McCullers’ comedy about a businesswoman and the ditz whose uterus she arranges to lease.

ot many people can claim to have single-handedly originated an entire movie genre, but Lorne Michaels has done exactly that. Over his decades of producing “Saturday Night Live,” Michaels has been responsible for spinning off countless popular characters on the big screen, in the process creating a generally reviled film form known as “The Extended SNL Sketch.” Shining examples include Coneheads, It’s Pat!, A Night at the Roxbury and The Ladies Man. Every once in a while, the formula works — The Blues Brothers and Wayne’s World would be cases in point. This isn’t one of those times. Baby Mama isn’t based on “SNL” characters, of course, but I include it in the same tradition because Michaels produced the film, a number of the show’s

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alumni make cameo appearances, and it’s predicated on the chemistry Tina Fey and Amy Poehler perfected as castmates over six seasons. Fey plays Kate Holbrook, a vice president at an organic food company who is 37, single and suddenly overcome by the desire to raise a child. We’re never given a credible explanation for this, though we do soon learn that her chances of conceiving are one in a million. She immediately nixes the idea of adoption. The reason we’re offered is that the process would take too long. The truth is simply that it has less comic potential than the option of surrogacy. Not a lot less, though, as it turns out. Kate contracts with a pricey agency operated by Sigourney Weaver, and, faster than you can say The Odd Couple, she’s confronted with the woman whose uterus she’ll be leasing for the next nine months. Poehler costars in the role of Angie Ostrowiski, a low-class South Philly ditz who’s just left her white trash common-law husband (Dax Shepard) and needs a place to live. Hey, we have to get Felix and Oscar in the same apartment somehow. While first-time writer-director (and former “SNL” scribe) Michael McCullers succeeds at that maneuver, he fails to come up with much in the way of convincing comic friction. From this point forward, the movie unspools like a laundry list of sight gags and random character quirks. We’re supposed to believe, for example, that Kate would baby-proof her place eight months before the bundle of joy is even due. This enables hilarity to ensue when Angie can’t figure out how to unlock the toilet and is caught peeing in the bathroom sink instead. You’ve seen the trailer. The houseguest also sticks wads of gum on the underside of

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a coffee table. These are the picture’s high points. It takes the low road to laughs surprisingly often, too. McCullers mercilessly milks a lisping birth coach for cheap titters. There’s a running gag having to do with the fact that Weaver’s character not only gets pregnant but produces twins. Get it? She’s going on 60. Steve Martin is enlisted to play Fey’s boss, a ponytailed blowhard who thinks he’s some kind of new age guru. At one point, he offers to whisper the secret of success in Poehler’s ear. Spoiler alert: It’s a penis joke. The filmmaker attempts to enliven things with a couple of late-inning surprise twists. But not only are they too little, too late to save this prenatal piffle, they’re likely to take very few in the audience by surprise. For one thing, said plot turns are stunningly predictable. For another, we’re talking about viewers who are perhaps a watt or two brighter than the average moviegoer. The film’s target demo is Tina Fey’s fans, after all, not Chuck Norris’. From “SNL” to Mean Girls to “30 Rock,” the work Fey writes and appears in has been consistently of the highest comic quality. The downside is that now she’s earned the option of broadening her career — experimenting with the possibility of being a movie star, an actress hired by other people to perform material written by other people. If Baby Mama is any indication, Fey’s core audience could be in for a disorienting experience. She’s set the bar high to get where she’s gotten, and reaching the next level may necessitate lowering it. In this slapdash riff on motherhood, she comes close to tripping over that proverbial bar — no doubt something very few of her fans were expecting. rick kisonak

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ALL WORK AND FOUL PLAY . . . makes McGregor a dull boy in this paint-by-numbers thriller from Marcel Langenegger.

f the title Deception sounds painfully generic, perhaps that’s because it was the name of a Bette Davis vehicle in 1946, and a German arthouse film in 1975. More to the point, there’s virtually no film noir that’s not about deception in one form or another. But few of them telegraph their twists and turns more obviously than this glossy, would-be “erotic thriller,” starring two fine British Commonwealth actors who do their best to sound American and end up giving performances as searingly memorable as Clive Owen in Derailed or Angelina Jolie in Taking Lives. (Not remembering those movies? You’re in good company.) There’s nothing like a bad script to turn a charismatic performer into a wallflower. In Deception, the only wallflower is supposed be Jonathan McQuarry (Ewan McGregor), a mild-mannered accountant whose firm sends him to high-rent corporate headquarters to perform audits. Jonathan is so naïve that when his sharp-dressing new lawyer friend Wyatt Bose (Hugh Jackman) sees him checking out girls and says, “You don’t get much, do you?” he replies, “You mean sex?” Within an hour of meeting Wyatt, Jonathan conveniently spills his backstory, making it clear he’s the easiest mark in the history of crime cinema. After Jackman “accidentally” switches his cellphone with McGregor’s, the accountant starts receiving sultry nocturnal invites from female members of an elite, movers-and-shakers-only sex club. Scared but titillated, he meets the women at swanky hotels for anonymous interludes of “intimacy without intricacy.” That’s how grande dame Charlotte Rampling phrases it, playing the only sex

club member who looks remotely like a real-life powerful businesswoman — and one of the few people in the movie who makes an impact on screen. First-time director Marcel Langenegger has style to burn in Deception. He certainly makes it look like an arty thriller, with lots of chiaroscuro, jarringly extreme close-ups, and pools of saturated color. As the first sex club girl McGregor starts to care about, Michelle Williams resembles Veronica Lake by way of Helmut Newton, with a flowing blonde bob, blood-red lips and dominatrix heels. For someone whose getup is pure femme fatale, she acts surprisingly natural, but Mark Bomback’s screenplay gives her nothing to play. Though Bomback penned a serviceable script for the cheesy Live Free or Die Hard, he can’t seem to think beyond genre clichés, and there’s nothing more ridiculous than a movie that keeps telling you you’re seeing something naughty. Williams takes McGregor

for a walk on the wild side by . . . ordering at random from an English-free menu in Chinatown. Then they retire to a hotel, where she indulges in a spate of referring to herself in the third person, purring to the skittish number cruncher, “Who would judge these two people? Who would blame them?” Since she and Jonathan appear to be unattached consenting adults, a better question might be, “Who would care?” McGregor’s interactions with Jackman don’t exactly have the tension they should have, either. Langenegger lights and paces these scenes so dramatically that it’s clear we’re supposed to see Wyatt as a tempter, a dark alter-ego, like Brad Pitt challenging Edward Norton’s conventionality in Fight Club. But Wyatt has no spiel, no anti-IKEA rant, no apparent worldview other than “sex and money rule.” Jonathan’s character is no more developed: The movie doesn’t even bother to show him going through the motions of his dreary little life before Wyatt steps in. Then there’s the miscasting. When he tries to be villainous, Jackman could be channeling a hood from Guys and Dolls. McGregor, on the other hand, showed how well he could do the sexy-dangerous thing in Young Adam, a film in which he played a sociopathic drifter who bedded virtually every woman he met — he just couldn’t help himself. Disturbing as that movie was, it was a better “erotic thriller” than this one, which lacks the campy fun of Basic Instinct and even the queasy voyeurism of In the Cut. In a genre that’s all about risking the outré, Deception is so pedestrian it might have been scripted by a studio accountant. margot harrison

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88 MINUTES★ First came Nick of Time, then “24.” Now Al Pacino stars in this not-quite-real-time thriller about an FBI forensic psychiatrist who learns he has just 88 minutes to prevent his own murder. With Alicia Witt. Jon Avnet directs. (108 min, R. Essex, Majestic) BABY MAMA★★1/2 Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are teamed in writer-director Michael McCullers’ odd-couple comedy chronicling the rocky relationship between a successful single businesswoman and her flaky surrogate mom. With Greg Kinnear, Dax Shepard and Sigourney Weaver. (99 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy) DECEPTION★★ Ewan McGregor is an all-work-no-play numbers cruncher introduced to the shadowy and decadent world of private sex clubs by a charismatic lawyer (Hugh Jackman) in this thriller from first-time director Marcel Langenegger. Michelle Williams and Maggie Q costar. (107 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy) DR. SEUSS’ HORTON HEARS A WHO!★★★ The children’s classic gets the big-screen treatment on the 50th anniversary of its publication. Jim Carrey provides the voice of the beloved elephant who dedicates himself to protecting a speck of dust — which, he’s stunned to discover, contains an entire microscopic city. The cast also includes Steve Carell, Seth Rogen, Amy Poehler and Carol Burnett. (88 min, G. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Sunset, Welden)

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LEATHERHEADS★★★ George Clooney directs and stars in this romantic comedy set against the backdrop of pro football’s early days. With Renee Zellweger and John Krasinski. (114 min, PG-13. Majestic, Palace) NIM’S ISLAND★★1/2 Jodie Foster, Gerard Butler and Abigail Breslin star in this family fantasy about a young girl who lives on an isolated island with her scientist father and winds up in an unlikely adventure with her favorite author. Based on the children’s book by Wendy Orr. Directed by Jennifer Flackett and Mark Levin. (96 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Sunset, Welden) PROM NIGHT★ Brittany Snow and Idris Elba star in Nelson McCormick’s unnecessary remake of the 1980 slasher dud about a group of high school friends terrorized by a partypooping psychopath. (88 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Paramount, Sunset, Welden) SEMI-PRO★★1/2 Will Ferrell’s latest sports spoof is set in the 1970s and offers the saga of a struggling American Basketball Association team owner/ coach/player. With Woody Harrelson, Will Arnett and Rob Corddry. Directed by Kent Alterman. (100 min, R. Sunset) SHINE A LIGHT★★★1/2 In the fall of 2006, Martin Scorsese and a battalion of world-class cinematographers joined The Rolling Stones for a series of shows at New York’s Beacon Theatre: The result is this musical portrait of the world’s most legendary rock band. (122 min, PG-13. Roxy, Stowe) SMART PEOPLE★★1/2 Noam Murro makes his directorial debut with this ensemble comedy in which a selfabsorbed literature professor and his ne’er-do-well brother work out long-neglected family issues. Starring Dennis Quaid, Thomas Haden Church, Sarah Jessica Parker and Ellen Page. (95 min, R. Paramount, Roxy) STREET KINGS★★★ Keanu Reeves plays an LAPD vice detective on a mission to track down the men who killed his partner in this police thriller co-written by James Ellroy. Forest Whitaker and Hugh Laurie costar. Directed by David (Harsh Times) Ayer. (107 min, R. Capitol, Majestic) SUPERHERO MOVIE★★ Legendary spoofmaster David (Airplane!) Zucker lends his talents to this parody of — you guessed it — the superhero movie. Drake Bell, Leslie Nielsen and Marion Ross star. (85 min, PG-13. Marquis) THE BANK JOB★★★1/2 Jason Statham stars in this thriller from Roger (The World’s Fastest Indian) Donaldson, inspired by real-life events surrounding the 1971 robbery of the Lloyds Bank in London. Saffron Burrows and Richard Lintern costar. (110 min, R. Savoy) THE CLASH LIVE: REVOLUTION ROCK: Don Letts directed this documentary that traces the band’s career using footage of live performances from 1977 to 1982. (81 min, NR. Roxy)

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93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343. wednesday 30 — thursday 1 *Iron Man 8 (Thu only). Baby Mama 6:30, 9. Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay 6:30, 9. Nim’s Island 6:30. Street Kings 9. 21 6:30 & 9 (Wed only). Forgetting Sarah Marshall 6:30, 9. friday 2 — thursday 8 *Iron Man 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. *Made of Honor 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. Baby Mama 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. Nim’s Island 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30. Forgetting Sarah Marshall 9.

ESSEX CINEMA

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 30 — thursday 1 *Iron Man 8 & 9 & 10:30 (Thu only). 21 4:30, 7, 9:35. 88 Minutes 12:25, 2:45, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45 (Wed only). Baby Mama 12:35, 2:40, 4:45, 7, 9:20. Deception 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. The Forbidden Kingdom 12:10, 2:30, 4:45, 7:10, 9:30. Forgetting Sarah Marshall 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:40. Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay 12:30, 2:50, 5, 7:20, 9:35. Nim’s Island 12:15, 2:30. Prom Night 12:40 & 2:45 & 4:40 (both days), 7:15 & 9:20 (Wed only). friday 2 — thursday 8 *Iron Man 12:15, 1, 3, 4, 5:45, 7, 8:30, 9:35. *Made of Honor 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. 21 1, 4, 7:15. Baby Mama 12:35, 2:40, 4:45, 7, 9:20. Deception 9:45. The Forbidden Kingdom 2:20, 9:10. Forgetting Sarah Marshall 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:40. Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:20, 9:35. Nim’s Island 12:15, 4:45, 6:50. Times subject to change.

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Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 30 — thursday 1 *Iron Man 8 & 9 (Thu only). Baby Mama 1:35, 4, 7, 9:30. Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay 1:40, 4:20, 7:15, 9:40. Deception 1:30, 4:05, 6:55, 9:25. The Forbidden Kingdom 1:10, 3:50, 6:40, 9:15. Forgetting Sarah Marshall 1:25, 4:10, 7:10, 9:40. 88 Minutes 1:20, 3:45, 6:50, 9:20. Street Kings 9:05. Nim’s

Island 1:05, 3:30, 6:45, 9 (Wed only). Leatherheads 6:35 (Wed only). Prom Night 1:45 & 4:15 (both days), 7:20 & 9:35 (Wed only). 21 1, 3:40, 6:30, 9:10. Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who! 1:15, 3:25. friday 2 — thursday 8 *Iron Man 12:30 (Fri-Sun), 1:10, 2:10, 3:10, 4:10, 5, 6:10, 7:10, 8:10, 9:10, 9:50. *Made of Honor 1:20, 3:40, 6:50, 9:25. The Forbidden Kingdom 1:05, 3:45, 6:40, 9:20. Forgetting Sarah Marshall 1:25, 4, 7, 9:35. Deception 9. Baby Mama 1:30, 3:50, 6:45, 9:30. Nim’s Island 1, 3:30, 6:30. Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay 1:35, 4:20, 7:15, 9:40. 21 6:20, 9:15. Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who! 1:15, 3:20. Times subject to change. See http://www. majestic10.com.

MARQUIS THEATER

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 30 — thursday 1 *Iron Man 8 (Thu). Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who 6. 21 6, 8:30. Superhero Movie 8. friday 2 — thursday 8 *Iron Man 1 (Sat & Sun), 6 & 8:30 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu). Forgetting Sarah Marshall 1 (Sat & Sun), 6 & 8:15 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu).

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA College Street, Burlington, 864-3456.

wednesday 30 — thursday 1 *Iron Man 8 (Thu). Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay 2:25, 4:45, 7:05, 9:30. Deception 2, 4:25, 6:50, 9:25. Baby Mama 2:10, 4:25, 7:10, 9:35. Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2:05, 4:20, 7, 9:20. Smart People 2:15, 4:40, 7:15. Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed 2:20, 5, 7:20. Shine a Light 9:15. The Counterfeiters 9:10. friday 2 — thursday 8 *Iron Man 1:30, 4, 6:45, 9:15, 11:40 (Fri & Sat). *Made of Honor 2, 4:25, 6:55, 9:10, 11:20 (Fri & Sat). Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2:05, 4:20, 7, 9:20, 11:35 (Fri & Sat). Baby Mama 2:10, 4:25, 7:10, 9:35, 11:55 (Fri & Sat). Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay 2:25, 4:45, 7:05, 9:30, 11:45 (Fri & Sat). Smart People 4:40, 7:15. Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed 2:20. Deception 9:25. The Clash Live: Revolution Rock 11:50 (Fri & Sat). Times subject to change. See http://www. merrilltheatres.net.

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Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 30 — thursday 1 *Iron Man 8 & 8:45 (Thu only). Baby Mama 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:25, 3:55, 6:55, 9:20. Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay 1:10, 3:40, 7:05, 9:30. Deception 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:05, 3:35, 6:35, 9. Flawless 1:15, 3:50, 6:40 (Wed only), 9:10. Forgetting Sarah Marshall 1:30, 4:10, 6:50, 9:25. Under the Same Moon 4:55, 7:10, 9:25 (Wed only). The Forbidden Kingdom 1:20, 4:05, 6:45, 9:15. Leatherheads 6:30, 9:05 (Wed only). Nim’s Island 1:35, 4. 21 1, 3:45, 6:30 (Wed only), 9:10. Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who! 12:55, 2:55. friday 2 — thursday 8 *Iron Man 12:30 (Fri-Sun), 1:30, 3:20, 4:20, 6:15, 7:05, 9, 9:45. *Snow

Angels 1:10, 6:35. *Made of Honor 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1, 3:30, 6:45, 9:15. Baby Mama 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:25, 3:55, 6:55, 9:20. Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay 1:10, 3:40, 7, 9:30. Forgetting Sarah Marshall 1:05, 4, 6:50, 9:25. Under the Same Moon 6:30 (except Sun). Flawless 3:50, 8:45 (except Sun). Deception 8:50. Nim’s Island 1:15. Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who! 3:45. The Forbidden Kingdom 1:20, 4:05, 6:40, 9:10. Times subject to change.

PARAMOUNT TWIN CINEMA

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wednesday 30 — thursday 1 *Iron Man 8:30 (Thu only). The Forbidden Kingdom 7. Shine a Light 7. 21 7 (Wed only). friday 2 — thursday 8 *Iron Man 2:30 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9:10 (Fri & Sat). The Forbidden Kingdom 2:30 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9:10 (Fri & Sat). Shine a Light 2:30 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9:15 (Fri & Sat).

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icture three successful middleaged couples: an IT guy and a “hockey mom”; an organic vegetable farmer and a therapist; a college professor and the director of a nonprofit organization. Now imagine these accomplished professionals chasing an escaped yak up a busy Vermont highway, or negotiating fresh manure piles as the group attempts to herd two dozen of the large, hairy beasts into a paddock for the evening. It could be a scene from a slapstick comedy — think City Slickers in the Green Mountains — but it’s Waitsfield’s Steadfast Farm, home of Vermont’s first, and so far only, working yak operation. Beginning this summer, the Vermont Yak Company — composed of Ted and Susan Laskaris, Dave and Paula Hartshorn, and Rob and Kate Williams — plans to introduce the unusual animal to the Mad River Valley in the form of succulent steaks, ground meat and sausages. Localvore chefs in the region are already clamoring for the unusual homegrown protein source. Vermont’s iconic cow has got competition — if Rob, a Champlain College professor and the editor of Vermont Commons, has anything to say about it. “I sort of see yaks as the quintessential Vermont bovine,” he suggests. “They’re really adaptable, very surefooted, fierce and protective, and they love the cold. It’s a perfect fit.” There are other benefits, too: The animals eat less than cows do, are strong enough to pull plows, and their meat is delicious. “We kind of want yak sausage to be our signature,” Dave remarks. VYC will also proffer hides, breeding bulls and yak hair, or “fiber,” which is gathered by combing rather than shearing. Eventually, the group may venture into yak dairy, but can’t currently afford the necessary infrastructure. Last fall, Rob and Kate cooked up the

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idea of bringing a small herd of Himalayan mammals to Vermont after sampling the meat on a trip out West and getting a solid endorsement from their two young children. “They just loved it,” Kate recalls. “Our kids aren’t picky eaters, but they don’t always ask for seconds, thirds and fourths.” Upon their return, the couple happened upon a deeply tanned farmer and former “marketing guy,” Dave Hartshorn, sipping a beer at Waitsfield’s Big Picture Theater

and Café. They tentatively approached him and told him about their scheme. To Kate’s surprise, his curiosity was piqued. “He took a shine to it right away,” she recalls. Hartshorn — who grows organic vegetables for a small CSA and area restaurants such as The Common Man and American Flatbread — had never considered going into the yak business. But he had been yakking with his neighbors, the Laskarises, about ways to bring animals to their land. “Farms

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ful-looking,� Gyatso opines. While they hope the lovely creatures will also make them money, the partners in VYC see their venture as a way to live out the farm-to-table philosophy they all espouse, and to educate themselves and their children while holding on to their day jobs. According to Paula, a licensed therapist trained in drug and alcohol counseling, “It’s a total lifestyle change. I’ve never been so psyched to purchase a wheelbarrow.�

inspiring curiosity is part of the business plan: The VYC partners are hoping agritourism becomes a significant portion of their business. They’ve got plans for yak merch, including T-shirts emblazoned with the company’s logo. Deputy Secretary of Agriculture Anson Tebbetts is “excited� to learn more about what the new entrepreneurs at Steadfast Farm have planned. He views the diversification of animal agriculture in the Green Mountains as a good move. “We had the first water-buffalo dairy in the country. We’ve got emus, we’ve got elk; I think we have some reindeer,� Tebbetts says. “It’s a good thing for the state to have a wide array of different operations. We want to see as many animals as possible on the landscape because that enhances Vermont,� he adds. “Our visitors like to see our landscape and like to see our animals.� You can get a good look at the animals in their paddock, which is hung with colorful Tibetan prayer flags. Up close, it’s evident the yaks are smaller than cows, with big, expressive eyes and a little bit of ’tude: If they think you’re making a move towards their young, they’ll tilt their heads aggressively and let you see their horns — both males and females have them. Their thick, outer fur is coarse, like something you’d use to scour dirty dishes. It’s the animals’ silky under-fur that is used for clothing. “They’re beauti-

When asked about her role on the farm, she muses, “I can shovel shit. I’m good at it. And I’m still able to remain fashionable as a farmer.� Half-jokingly, Kate remarks that Paula will play an important role in the impending “first slaughter�: They’ll likely need to take advantage of her counseling skills to avoid the trauma. After all, three of the six business partners were vegetarian or vegan prior to becoming localvores. Though certain aspects of operating their farm will no doubt prove difficult, the three families say they’re finding spiritual renewal in their venture. When the yaks arrived, “It was almost equivalent to the day our kids were born, Kate suggests. “There’s a sense of a new beginning. We’re all so clear that we feel right about this. It’s turned into a neat model for making things work with people who can’t put everything aside to become farmers. It’s a model of a cooperative farm that’s not a communal farm.� “We’re reinventing the agricultural model for a post-oil future,� adds Rob. Kate agrees. “We’re doing something in the face of challenging times. This is not the solution, but it’s a way we can take action.� Even acknowledging the dire state of the climate and the United States’ agricultural policies doesn’t sap the new yak farmers’ senses of humor. Rob boasts, “I have the very first yak poop in Vermont at my house.� >

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asked what he should do with the farm,� Dave remembers. Excited by the information provided by Rob and Kate, Hartshorn pitched the concept to Ted and Susan. In late August 2007, the six prospective business partners met for a special yak dinner “Chez Williams.� There, the lean yet tender, dark-red meat was showcased in four different ways: meatballs with lemon and parsley, burgers, shish kebab and a Vermont-style maple-glazed tenderloin with squash and potatoes. At some point that evening, Ted confessed to Kate, “You had me at the very first meatball.� And so the Vermont Yak Company was born. Unlike the Vermont Water Buffalo Inc., which has nearly 700 beasts, VYC is starting small. Last November the partners put a down payment on 20 purebred yaks — thanks to a few new calves, the number has since increased to 24 — which arrived in Vermont via a massive semi last week. In just a few days, the adults and their six kids have begun bonding with the creatures: “We’ve already started appreciating their personalities,� Kate explains. “We know who hangs out with whom. And even the youngsters can point each yak out by name: Jet Black, a massive bull, is the leader of the pack. Christine, the lady who took a jog up Route 100, is a sassy troublemaker. There’s another group of Vermonters who may feel an affinity with the Steadfast herd: The 130-plus Tibetans who reside here. Dakpa Gyatso, president of the Tibetan Association of Vermont, is exuberant about the bovines. “The yak is very smart and it’s a very clean animal,� he exclaims. In Tibet, “we use the yak meat and the yak milk; we use the yak skin for shoes and for small bags and saddle bags.� The tail hairs can be turned into brooms; the hair is used for clothing and the hide for tents. Gyatso is enamored with the yaks’ physical strength, too: “If they’re angry, it’s very bad,� he says. “They’re very strong. Even leopards cannot kill the yak.� Gyatso should know. He spent his youth helping his family care for a herd of 80. According to Rob Williams, the VYC reached out to another member of the Tibetan community last winter to let him know that Vermont yak meat is on the way. Gyatso just learned about the farm and is enthusiastic about trying the local meat. So is Tenzin Chophel, the owner of Yak Adventure in Middlebury, who grew up in India and sampled yak meat for the first time on a trip to Nepal. “I think I will try it,� Chophel promises. “It might be a little bit different taste because it’s grown in the USA.� Chophel has one concern, though. He’s worried about how the animals will deal with the warm summers. “They like cool places,� he remarks. “At a Tibetan culture festival in Washington they brought a few yaks, and all the yaks got too hot.�

Rob is convinced that the shaggy beasts will adore the harsh Vermont winters and will do just fine during the summer — after all, the herd originated in Minnesota, at a similar latitude. Gyatso agrees. “The temperature and climate are OK for a yak,� he declares. “It’s grassy, and the grass is very green.� Tourists driving up Route 100 may be startled to see Vermont’s verdant pastures dotted with exotic-looking animals more akin to the slopes of the Himalayas, but

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The legal pieces are still falling into place, but in a couple of weeks, Susan Huling will succeed her sister, Leslie Myers, as owner of Smokejacks in Burlington. Myers is moving to Las Vegas this week, and the siblings have worked out an operating agreement that will remain in effect until the transfer is complete. Huling calls the changeover a win-win-win situation: “The restaurant needed some energy, Leslie needed to move and I’d just had a life change,â€? she reflects. Huling intends to remain true to the restaurant’s mission, “Smokejacks was the local restaurant before the localvore thing was a concept,â€? she exclaims. Even though it’s very early in the growing season, the eatery is already sourcing 80 percent of its produce locally, including foraged items such as baby ramps and fiddleheads. Executive Chef Josh Robinette will collaborate with Huling to grow as much as they can on her property in Stowe. And they’ll make fresh mozzarella by hand. Ultimately, she remarks, they hope to create “signature productsâ€? that can be featured at the restaurant and sold in local stores: Think Smokejacks’ jam, apple cider and wine. While many things at the restaurant will remain the same — the coconut chocolate crème brulee and sweet potato soup, for example — Huling will be making some changes. One is the addition of an artisanal Vermont “chocolate list.â€? “It will look like a cheese list where you choose your chocolate and it comes out on a plate,â€? Huling explains. There will be chocolate fondue, too. Both sweet treats will be on the menu “before Mother’s Day,â€? she promises. But the biggest change she plans to make is a little less tangible. “Josh is a very talented chef, but he hasn’t really been showcased or in charge of the menu fully. My goal is to fully empower him,â€? Huling says. When the menu is under his creative control, she guesses, “He’s going to take Burlington by storm.â€? Burlington can’t wait!

Sometimes, a little tough love is the best thing for a person’s heart. When cardiologist Dr. Phil Ades, a medical consultant for EatingWell, is counseling a patient at risk for heart disease, he might say something like this: “There’s a ton of stuff people can do to prevent heart disease. Do you want to do this now, before your heart attack, or do you wanna do it after?�

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endy Vranjes didn’t want to know her weight. She stepped on the scale and asked that the number not be revealed to her. Vranjes doesn’t even own a scale. “I just have to get healthy again,” she said. To do that, she’ll have to become a loser. A big loser. Vranjes is among the 76 people who recently registered for a 12-week weight-loss challenge in Franklin County that borrows its name from NBC’s popular reality show, “The Biggest Loser.” Franklin County’s Biggest Loser program is co-coordinated by Amanda Burby, 31, of St. Albans, and Earleen Bosley, 52, of Enosburg. “This is about helping people feel better physically and mentally about themselves,” said Bosley, a once-heavy school food service director who recently lost 75 pounds over a year. “I know what that means. I’ve been there.” As with the TV series of the same name, the basic premise of Franklin County’s challenge is that overweight participants compete to win money by losing the highest percentage of their body weight. The TV show offers $250,000 to the winner. Participants in St. Albans each paid $29 to join; $25 from each fee goes in the pot. The winner takes home half the prize money — about $1500 — and second- and thirdplace winners, er, losers earn 30 and 20 percent of it, respectively. But for Vranjes, 41, this isn’t about earning money. She wants to reduce her size 12 by half. Burby and Bosley are fans of “The Biggest Loser,” despite the reaction to the show’s first season from critics who alleged reality TV had hit a disgusting and privacy-invading new low. But five seasons later, “Loser” is a blubberbusting bonanza that has sparked copycat challenges nationwide. Yet the NBC and Franklin County versions have little in common other than their name. On the reality show, 18 contestants are secluded in a compound and faced with challenges, temptations, weighins and elimination. Dieticians and doctors are on hand 24/7. No work. No kids. No stress. Other than, of course, America watching them. “It’s almost abuse,” Bosley declared. She and Burby were each conducting smaller weight-loss The Burlington YMCA and Kool 105 are looking for participants in its own version of “Biggest Loser,” the Road to Fitness Challenge. Stop by the Y’s new Winooski facility on Malletts Bay Avenue for a 3-minute assessment. Deadline: May 2.

The basic premise of Franklin County’s challenge is that overweight participants compete to win money by losing the highest percentage of their body weight. programs before they brainstormed and jumped to their current big one. They held the first of their biweekly Biggest Loser meetings on April 21. Word of mouth, and a shot of publicity, produced a group of 60 people. “It was like — boom!” said Burby, a self-employed personal trainer and wellness coach. “My phone has been ringing constantly.” Some potential participants called Burby to ask if she had a scale that met or exceeded 350 pounds. She found one that went up to 400. The total weight of the group is 16,034 pounds — about 8 tons. “Tears were in my eyes after those calls,” Burby said. They confirmed the need for a weight-loss challenge in this corner of Vermont, which has one of the highest obesity rates in the state. She and Bosley have a theory as to why: Franklin County offers

few gyms and even fewer healthfood stores. But it’s teeming with unhealthy and/or high-calorie dining conveniences — pizza, Chinese, subs, greasy spoons. For two-job, too-busy families, it’s all too easy to head for the Golden Arches. “I’ve been guilty of it,” Vranjes admits. A stay-at-home mom with three daughters ages 3 to 16, Vranjes is not exactly a candidate for gastric bypass surgery. Actually, she looks great. But tell her that, and she blushes. After the birth of her first child, Vranjes dropped 35 post-pregnancy pounds, and her weight dropped to 115. On the cusp of age 30, she wore a size 2. That’s teeny. In fact, Vranjes admitted she was too small and felt unhealthy. After delivering her second child, she kept the pregnancy-induced padding, and has added to it over the past six to eight years.

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Palacio Tribute Concert. The show features several rising Garifuna stars, including Umalali: The Garifuna Women’s Project, The Garifuna Collective and Palacio collaborators Aurelio Martinez, Lloyd Augustine and Adrian Martinez. The CumbanchaPutumayo World Music series is co-sponsored by Seven Days.

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It’s been a while since we’ve heard from experimental music guru Greg Davis. It seems he’s been quite the busy, buzzing bee lately, recording, producing and touring with or for an array of artists and labels as varied as the man’s music itself. Most notably, Sun Circle — Davis’ minimalist drone duo project with fellow sonic whiz Zach Wallace — has just released a split LP with La Monte Young acolytes Eleh on Important Records. The LP had a limited pressing of only 500 copies and is technically sold out. But rumor has it that Davis still has a few on hand and is willing to give up the goods for the right price — $15. For those who prefer their music a little less deep-drone and a little more melodic tone, NYC imprint Tompkins Square released the third installment of their series Imaginational Anthem earlier this month, which features Davis on a gorgeous acoustic guitar instrumental track entitled “Sleep Architecture.� The compilation is dedicated to “mining the genre known as ‘American Primitive Guitar.’� Without knowing exactly what that is, I’d say they nailed it. You can stream the album at www.imaginationalanthem.com. Davis will also be appearing on record, courtesy of a number of international outlets in the coming months and is working on not one but two solo projects slated for 2009 releases. Dude gets around. In the meantime, you can catch Davis this Friday at The Monkey House in Winooski as part of the home stretch of a brief East Coast tour with Durhambased indie-folk trio Megafaun. The tour is a reunion of sorts as Davis and Megafaun last appeared together locally at Club Metronome as part of an epic 2007 tour with eclectic indie-ecclesiatics Akron/Family. By all accounts, the show MEGAFAUN was one of the best of the year. This time around, they’ll be joined by local psychedelic nu new agers (Davis’ term, not mine . . . but I like it!) Oak.

BEHOLD . . . SOME CRAZY SHIT Speaking of mind-bending sonic shenanigans, allow me to introduce Behold . . . The Arctopus. The Brooklyn-based trio — and label mate of local Black Market Activities signees Romans — represents the next generation of tech-metal virtuosity, following in the footsteps of genre progenitors such as Death and Watchtower and more recent acts such as Dillinger Escape Plan. The group is regarded as one of the most

which is comprised of fellow Burlington ex-pats Tim Marcus of Concentric and Dave Stockhausen — formerly of my old band, actually, The Middle 8. This Saturday, Adams returns to his home turf for a show with his younger brother, Jordan Adams, entitled “The Adams Brothers Perform the Flansburgh/Linnell Songbook� at Radio Bean. I’m picturing an Everly Brothers-style take on the They Might Be Giants canon. But I’ve been wrong before. The show starts at midnight, but be sure to get there early. It’s the first Saturday in May, which means it’s time again for another installment of “FoofaRawk� with garage rockers The Fatal Flaws and The Shandys. This episode of the ongoing series will feature the final performance of the Flaws in their current three-piece configuration. However, the band plans to continue as a two-piece for now and is recording a new batch of tunes for a forthcoming release, or, as the band put it in a recent email, “a new coaster for your coffee mug.� Nice.

technically evolved metal bands working today, bolstering that reputation by scoring their classically influenced compositions to sheet music before playing a single note. Plus, they wield the ultimate weapon of techie-geek musicality: a Warr guitar. Catch them at 242 Main Wednesday, April 30, with Boston’s Irepress and local metal maestros The New Tony Bennett and Kufui.

LOST IN TRANSLATION Burlington has its fair share of out-of-town acts swinging through any given week. Nestled between Boston and MontrĂŠal, our lakeside hamlet is often a stopping-off point for bands fleshing out a tour schedule or scoring some dank headies. I kid, of course, though we do have a reputation to uphold, bro. Despite the frequent thru-traffic of bands from “exoticâ€? locales such as Philadelphia and New York, it is something of a rarity for our pleasant little burg to host real live foreigners. And aren’t we a “sanctuary city?â€? Well, that all changes this Friday when Italian indie-pop duo Trouble vs. Glue makes an appearance at Radio Bean. According to their MySpace page, the band is composed of “two TROUBLE VS. GLUE funny persons with a lot of problems.â€? Judging by the sampling of their music available online, I’d have to agree. Picture The Go! Team as produced by Nose Bleed Island’s Joey Pizza Slice and I think you’ll get the idea. And much like our hometown lo-fi savant Mr. Pizza Slice, they even make occasional quirky Nazi references! Bella!

FUN FACT ALERT! Did you know that of the 37 members of the Vermont Youth Orchestra Class of 2008, at least 15 will pursue music as a major or minor when they move on to the halls of higher learning this fall? That number will likely be even more impressive once all of the VSO’s graduating seniors make final college choices. Are you listening, pinchpenny school boards? The point is that music education serves an invaluable role to a significant portion of our state’s youth. I’m guessing that 99 percent of the people I write about in this very column benefited from primary and secondary school music programs somewhere along the line. I know I did. This Sunday, the VYO and Vermont Symphony Orchestra join forces for “Shostakovich Side-By-Side,� conducted by VSO Music Director Jaime Laredo. To illustrate the earlier point, a good chunk of the VSO are VYO alums. See what I’m getting at? Maybe you will when you hear Shostakovich’s Fifth Symphony performed by some of the state’s best and brightest. After all, how many of Vermont’s graduating high school seniors are majoring in football next year? Just sayin’ . . .

ROCKET MAN? This just in from the Department of Shit I Couldn’t Possibly Make Up: Elton John is playing at the Champlain Valley Fairgrounds on July 21. Elton John. In Essex. Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10 a.m. and are available through www.flynntix.org.

THEY MIGHT BE BROTHERS While we’re on the subject of the Bean, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the impending return of prodigal tunesmith Arthur Adams, who set out for the West Coast a few years back and has seldom been heard from since in these parts. Contrary to his Burlington-era pseudonym, The Lazy Songwriter, Adams has been hard at work with his San Fran band Blammos!,

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WED.30 :: burlington area

242 MAIN: Behold. . . The Arctopus, Irepress, The New Tony Bennett, KuFui (hardcore), 7 p.m., $7. AA. CLUB METRONOME: Souled Out with WRUV (dj), 9 p.m., $5 Donation. HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Andy Palacio Tribute Concert with The Garifuna Collective, Umalali & Special Guests (roots), 7:30 p.m., $12/14 AA. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Barefoot Truth, Old Silver Band, St. Michael’s West African Drumming Group (roots), 8 p.m., $8/10. AA. JP’S PUB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LEUNIG’S: Jenni Johnson & Friends (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Trinity & the Green Mountain Irish Step Dancers (Irish), 7 p.m., Free. MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mike, 10 p.m., Free. THE MONKEY HOUSE: In Memory of Pluto, Slingshot Dakota, Mr. Shopping (indie-rock), 9 p.m., $5. NECTAR’S: Kinetix, The Boy Bathing (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. RADIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions (Irish), 9 p.m., Free. RASPUTIN’S: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (dj), 10 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: DJ A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free. SECOND FLOOR: Superstar Karaoke With Robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

:: central CHARLIE O’S: Dan Rhoda & The 100 (blues), 10 p.m., Free. LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Honky-Tonk Hump Day with Mark LeGrand & Friends (country), 6 p.m., Free. The Prodigal String Band (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Donations.

MIDDLE EARTH MUSIC HALL: Open Mike, 10 p.m., Free.

NECTAR’S: Top Hat Trivia, 7:30 p.m., Free. Turbine, Bronze Radio Return (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Acoustic Lounge Songwriter Series with John Holland (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Donations. RADIO BEAN: Pre-Marital Sextet (hiphop), 6 p.m., Free. Shane Hardiman Group (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Anthony Santor Trio (jazz), 11 p.m., $3. RASPUTIN’S: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (dj), 10 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: DJ A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free. DJ Fattie B (down-tempo), 9 p.m., Free. R� Rà IRISH PUB: Josh Cramoy (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free. SECOND FLOOR: Voodoo with DJ Robbie J. (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $3/10. Wildout! (dj), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. SKINNY PANCAKE: The Winding Road (folk), 9:30 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. GOOD TIMES CAFÉ: Jason Wilber (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., $15. AA. ON THE RISE BAKERY: Open Poetry Session, 7:30 p.m., Free. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., Free.

:: northern BEE’S KNEES: Fred Brauer (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Free.

:: regional MONOPOLE: Open Mike, 11 p.m., Free. OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Beyond Guitar Hero, 8 p.m., Free.

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LONE STAR STATEMENT:: Don’t mess with Texas. Generally speaking, that’s sage advice. Perhaps, at least in the case of James

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to read: Don’t mess with Texas songwriters. Incisive and brash, the renowned tunesmith has long been known as a fearless — and fearsome — commentator on the human condition. With his latest effort Just Us Kids, McMurtry once again refuses to pull his punches, offering a searing rebuke of the Bush administration through heartbreaking Americana sonnets that painstakingly detail the intimate tragedies in war’s aftermath. This Tuesday the venerated lyricist draws his musical line in the sand with up-and-coming Austin country-rockers The Dedringers at

BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke with Steve, 9 p.m., Free. CHAMPLAIN LANES FAMILY FUN CENTER: U Be The Star Karaoke with Michaellea Longe, 9 p.m., Free. CLUB METRONOME: The Dead Sessions (jam), 9 p.m., $5. CLUB TBA: Rumble Doll (rock), 9 p.m., Free. EAGLES CLUB: Karaoke, 8 p.m., Free. FRANNY O’S: Fractured (rock), 9 p.m., Free. GREEN ROOM: DJ K (funk), 10 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: John Valby a.k.a. Dr. Dirty, 8:30 p.m., $14/16. 18+. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: First Friday with Jen Murdza, DJ Precious, DJ Llu (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., $5/10. AA. JP’S PUB : Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: The Phil Abair Band (rock), 9 p.m., Free. THE MONKEY HOUSE: Megafaun, Greg Davis, Oak (experimental), 8 p.m., $7/12. 18+. NECTAR’S: Art Walk Party, 5 p.m., Free. Seth Yacovone (blues), 7 p.m., Free. Cannon Fodder, Aya & The Leaves (rock), 10 p.m., $5. PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Traveling Troubadours Series with Mia Adams (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Donations. RADIO BEAN: Andy Allen Group (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. South Mountain Pass (folk), 9 p.m., Free. North Star Amblers (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Trouble vs. Glue (punk), midnight, Free.

RASPUTIN’S: Top Hat Danceteria (dj), 10 p.m., $3. RED SQUARE: Primitive Soul (funk), 9 p.m., $3. DJ Nastee (hip-hop), midnight. $12. R� Rà IRISH PUB: Supersounds DJ, 10 p.m., Free. SKINNY PANCAKE: Kelly Ravin (roots), 9:30 p.m., Donations. WASTED CITY STUDIOS: Trigger Effect, Vultures of Cult (punk) 7 p.m., $7. AA

:: central BLACK DOOR BAR & BISTRO: Dixie Red Delights (bluegrass), 9:30 p.m., $3-5. CHARLIE O’S: Vorcza Trio (jazz), 10 p.m., Free. CIDER HOUSE BBQ & PUB: Ian Case (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free. GUSTO’S: Jam On Toast (rock), 9 p.m., Free. LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Inner Fire District (eclectic), 9 p.m., Donations. MIDDLE EARTH MUSIC HALL: Sandra Wright (blues), 8:30 p.m., $10. STONECUTTERS BREWHOUSE: Great Brook Blues Band (blues), 9 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley CAROL’S HUNGRY MIND CAFE: Robert Resnik & Marty Morrissey (Irish), 7:30 p.m., $10. CITY LIMITS: City Limits Dance Party (dj), 9 p.m., Free. ON THE RISE BAKERY: Blue Velvet Trio (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Happy Hour with North Star (Irish), 5 p.m., Free. Abby Jenne & The Enablers (rock), 9 p.m., $3.

:: northern BAYSIDE PAVILION: Live Music, 9 p.m., Free. BEE’S KNEES: Soaked Oats (folk), 7:30 p.m., Free. JD’S PUB: Live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3. OVERTIME SALOON: The Redhawks (r&b), 9 p.m., Free.

Higher Ground’s Showcase Lounge.

:: regional KRAZY HORSE SALOON: Full Circle (rock), 10 p.m., Free. NAKED TURTLE: Glass Onion (rock), 10 p.m., Free. OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Glass Onion (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

SAT.03

:: burlington area 1/2 LOUNGE: Stereophonic with DJ Tricky Pat (down-tempo), 10 p.m., Free. AVENUE BISTRO: Jenni Johnson & Friends (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. BACKSTAGE PUB: Smoking Gun, (rock) 9 p.m., Free. CLUB METRONOME: Retronome (dj), 10 p.m., $5. CLUB TBA: Sideshow Bob (rock), 9 p.m., Free. FRANNY O’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. GREEN ROOM: Pulse (down-tempo), 10 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: ‘70s & ‘80s Flashback Dance Party (dj), 8 p.m., $6. AA. JP’S PUB : Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Sister French (rock), 9 p.m., Free. MARRIOTT HARBOR LOUNGE: Traci & Paul Cassarino with Jeff Wheel (folk), 8 p.m., Free. THE MONKEY HOUSE: Fall Line (rock), 9 p.m., $5. NECTAR’S: Live Music, 9 p.m., $5. PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Pete Day (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Donations. RADIO BEAN: Jim Burkley (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. FoofaRawk with The Fatal Flaws and The Shandys (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Be4 Now (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Jen Murdza (singer-songwriter), 11 p.m., Free. They Adams Brothers (indie-rock), midnight, Free. RASPUTIN’S: Massive (dj), 10 p.m., $3.

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Sat. May 3, 7pm & 9:30PM

THURSDAY 5/1 The Winding Road

SWISSseen & DESSERT FONDUE You’ve the shirt. STEAK FRITES You’ve seen the sticker. SWEET & SAVORY CREPES

Blue Fox FRIDAY 5/2 Friday 01/04:Trio Kelly Ravin First Friday Art Hop (Acoustic/Folk/Lyrical)

So what’s the answer? Is Jesus your homeboy?

(Bluegrass) Saturday 12/28:

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RED SQUARE: Jazzizmo (jazz), 9 p.m., $3. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), midnight, $3. RUBEN JAMES: DJ C-Low (dj), 10 p.m., Free. RĂ? RĂ IRISH PUB: Dan Parks & The Blame (rock), 10 p.m., Free. SECOND FLOOR: DĂŠja Vu Ladies Night (dj), 9 p.m., $3/10. SKINNY PANCAKE: High Lonesome (country), 9:30 p.m., Donations.

:: central BLACK DOOR BAR & BISTRO: The Andric Severance Latin Jazz Quartet (jazz), 9:30 p.m., $3-5. CHARLIE O’S: Made In Iron (metal), 10 p.m., Free. CIDER HOUSE BBQ & PUB: Snake Mountain Moonshiners (bluegrass), 7 p.m., Free. GUSTO’S: Second Wind (rock), 9 p.m., Free. LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Bow Thayer & The Perfect Trainwreck, Blackpowder (rock), 8 p.m., Donations. MIDDLE EARTH MUSIC HALL: Tammy Fletcher (blues), 8:30 p.m., $10. STONECUTTERS BREWHOUSE: Dave Keller (blues), 9 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley CITY LIMITS: Dance Party with DJ Earl (dj), 9 p.m., Free. ON THE RISE BAKERY: The Barika Ensemble (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Rick Reddington & The Luv (rock), 9 p.m., $3. WATERSHED TAVERN: Duane Carleton (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m., Free.

:: northern BEE’S KNEES: Alan Greenleaf & The Doctor (folk), 7:30 p.m., Free. PIECASSO: Karaoke Championship with John Wilson & Danger Dave, 9:30 p.m., Free. RUSTY NAIL: Alan Grant & Primitive Soul (jam), 9 p.m., NA.

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SUN.04 :: burlington area 1/2 LOUNGE: Me & You with Brett Hughes & Marie Claire (classic rock), 7:30 p.m., Free. 242 MAIN : Delft, Super Suit, Voyager, Vultures of Cult, Tom Cadrin (rock), 7 p.m., $7. BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke with Pete, 9 p.m., Free. CLUB METRONOME: Family Night Open Jam (rock), 9 p.m., Free. CLUB TBA: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free. FRANNY O’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Ladyhawk, Neva Dinova, The Dead Jettsons (indie-rock), 7:30 p.m., $8/10. AA. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Pine Street Jazz with Taryn Noelle (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. NECTAR’S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Old Time Sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Sven Kurth (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: Sugar High with Tricky Pat & Elliott (dj), 10 p.m., Free. R� Rà IRISH PUB: Irish Session (Irish), 5 p.m., Free.

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RUBBLEBUCKET ORCHESTRA, ROSE’S DREAM (Self-released, CD)

(Saddle Creek Records, CD) Omaha darlings Neva Dinova have a handful of indie releases to their credit — including on the mp3-based Crank! — but You May Already Be Dreaming is their debut for hometown magnates Saddle Creek Records. The disc has an atmospheric twang that’s hard to forget, and it holds up well alongside output from label mates such as Bright Eyes and The Faint. The first three songs — “Love From Below,” “Will the Ladies Send You Flowers?” and “Clouds” — bleed seamlessly into each other and establish the melancholic, alt-country vibe that haunts the entire album. “Supercomputer,” the fourth track, begins with pseudo-spoken-word lyrics over hymn-like background vocals before swelling into a deliciously catchy, melodramatic epic. The aptly named “Tryptophan” drags things down, even given the melancholia of the previous tracks. But they pick up again with the lilting “Squirrels.” Here the vocals fade out as if recorded underwater, then snap back as sunny guitars counter the blue lyrics. The heartbreak continues with a couple more songs. Then comes one of the album’s shiniest gems: “What You Want.” The tune has a steady beat with a delectable guitar lick running through it. The simple “Oh, oh” chorus lends itself to a drive-with-the-windows-down sing-along. Neva Dinova then return to the kind of hypnotic ballads that define this release — “Funeral Home, It’s Hard to Love You,” and “No One Loves Me” — before launching into Dreaming’s most ethereal and touching track, “Apocalypse.” An aching, modern lullaby, the song slowly spirals into a vibrating, staccato guitar torrent. Another sweeping work, “A Man and His Dreams,” closes the record. A cohesive collection, You May Already Be Dreaming is consistently beautiful — mellow but passionate, and perfect for dusky summer nights. Catch the band live at Higher Ground’s Showcase Lounge this Sunday, May 4, with Canadian indie-rockers Ladyhawk and Middlebury-based trio The Dead Jettsons. CAITLIN CLASSEN

I like a new band dropping a little knowledge on me, even if it’s just discovering their name’s etymology. As it turns out, a rubblebucket is a tool used by stonemasons — a profession both drummer Andreas Brade and percussionist Craig Myers of Boston’s Rubblebucket Orchestra once practiced. Good to know. While that definition was but a Google search away, it proves far more difficult to define the band’s sound on their debut disc, Rose’s Dream. Equally challenging is avoiding any variation of the cliché, “rock-solid.” The seeds of what would eventually become Rubblebucket Orchestra were planted in June 2007 at an impromptu Burlington Jazz Festival jam session featuring trumpeter Alex Toth of John Brown’s Body. Inspired by the all-night Afrobeat bonanza, Toth took to convening the rest of the ensemble, including fellow JBB vocalist-saxophonist Kalmia Traver, trombone player Adam Dotson and Derek Beckvold on baritone sax. Brade lays down the beats on drums, joined by conga player Ari Diaconis and Myers, who in turn occasionally plays the n’goni, a type of West African lute. Rounding out the band are John Rogone on bass, guitarist David Sleininger and keyboardist Darby Wolf. The sonic result of all these players is a mix of soulful Afrobeat and funk with Latin leanings. It is a world-music feel and vibe that pretty much forces you to boogie in whatever fashion you can. Rose’s Dream is impressively tight for a group that began recording just three weeks after its inception. Frenetic percussion and vibrant horns give the album a driving pace and upbeat timbre — think a more focused and horn-centric Rusted Root. Traver’s lilting vocals often seem part of the instrumentation, rather than a means for delivering the album’s sparse lyrics. If Basia had been the front woman for a full band, the result might have sounded a bit like Rubblebucket Orchestra — especially on Latin-flavored tracks such as “World Is Gonna Drown” and “Rivers.” Bouncing between styles and genres, sometimes within the same song, Toth and Co. make a concerted effort not to pigeonhole themselves — semi-obscure, Polish-jazz-pop-singer references aside. When an artist counts Bjork as one of his biggest influences, it’s safe to say his music will be anything but predictable. That holds true for Rose’s Dream in the best way possible. DAREK FANTON

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The Homecoming Checking in with Burlington’s favorite psychedelic snowbirds, The Cush BY DAN BOLLES

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here’s been a noticeable void in the Burlington music scene for the last six months or so, as Gabrielle and Burette Douglas of psychedelic rockers The Cush retreated to the sunny climes of their home state of Texas for the winter. These particular snowbirds have long been one of the area’s most revered acts, so their return is welcome after yet another long, cold, eerily quiet Vermont winter. Seven Days recently caught up with the husband-and-wife duo at Muddy Waters Café in Burlington in advance of their homecoming gig this Thursday at Higher Ground. What follows is an excerpt of that conversation. A full transcription can be found online at Seven Days music blog Solid State (7d.blogs.com/solidstate). SEVEN DAYS: You guys were doing a lot of recording in Texas, so when can we expect the new album? BURETTE DOUGLAS: We don’t know. If we get set up here [Burlington] in time . . . it just

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depends on how much we get done. If we get enough done, it might be a full record. Or we might do an EP and hold on to the rest. We have a residency tour next month; we’re doing every Tuesday at Pete’s Candy Store in New York City and every Wednesday at The Fire in Philadelphia. And we have some fill-in dates in between. So, we’re gonna do that next month and then . . . concentrate on [the recording] and have something by the fall. We have about 30 minutes of music right now. SD: What’s the lineup nowadays? GABRIELLE DOUGLAS: Our friend Cody Lee is playing drums with us. He’s from Texas. He played in our old band for about seven years and went over to England with us. It’s been going great. It’s a three-piece so far. BD: The band’s been morphing for the last few years, it seems like. But it’s always like that.

SD: That must have quite an effect on your music. BD: A little bit, you know. At first we were real worried about it. We used to be a five-piece. And then we were a four-piece with keyboards and stuff. The biggest thing was playing as a three-piece without the keyboard parts. The first time we did it, it was for people who had seen us, like, a million times and they were, like, “Oh, man, the three-piece is my favorite.” So that was reassuring. GB: Especially in Dallas-Fort Worth, our friends there have been with us through so many different phases and they were, like, “With the three-piece there’s nothing missing. It sounds just as full.” Any time you have more members and then break it down, it pushes you in a creative way to figure out how you can play the melody that might be missing. BD: It puts the songs across in their most basic form. Which is good. You can definitely hear the singing better. We’re trying to concentrate a little bit more on creating sounds with harmonies.

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SD: So, are the recordings in that stripped-down kind of vein? BD: A little bit. While we were there [Texas], we recorded drum tracks and they had a piano. So anything we wanted piano on . . . right now it’s kind of piano heavy. We have other songs that we’d never recorded with The Cush that we’re going to do up here. We’d like to record Steve [Hadeka] on some stuff because he’s never been on one of our records, and he was with us for a couple of years. I don’t think it’ll be “stripped down.” I don’t know, there’ll probably be some stuff that’ll still be — GD: It’ll still have all the ear candy. SD: How does the scene in Dallas-Fort Worth differ from Burlington? GD: Well, one thing is that everything is really big there. We

came from Dallas, and there was definitely a big music scene there, at the time. But it’s real spread out. Here, you’ll walk down the street and you’ll be, like, “Oh, I saw that guy playing at the Radio Bean last night.” You kind of know who does what and it’s a small enough place where you could go up to someone and say, “Hey, do you want come over and do some recording?” It’s really cool. There, not really so much. It’s more clique-ish. BD: There’s not a community there, like there is here, the overall support. You have that in cliques and certain groups. But it’s such a big place, it’s hard for people to come together. The Cush perform this Thursday at Higher Ground’s Showcase Lounge with Vitals and Hezekiah Jones, 7:30 p.m. $7. AA.

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:: central LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Moroz, Harvey, Santoz Trio (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Donations. MAIN STREET GRILL & BAR: Julie Berone (instrumental), 10 a.m., Free. MIDDLE EARTH MUSIC HALL: Nobby Reed (blues), 8:30 p.m., $10.

:: northern BEE’S KNEES: Paddy Reagan (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Free. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Jazz On Tap (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

:: regional OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Red Cross Benefit with Lucid & The Blind Pig Blues Band (rock), 4 p.m., $10/15.

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spoofing the company’s borderline pornographic ads to promote a recent tour. Sweet. Their live show is renowned for including blood, spit and broken glass. Excellent! And each year, they host a tournament called “Rock Fight,” wherein bands battle each other with nun-chucks made from . . . um, dildos. Oh, yeah, they also play music! Seriously ass-kicking punk, to be precise. So grab your unisex tri-blend track shirt, a broken bottle and a, well, you know and head to Colchester’s Wasted City this Friday as the band battles, er, plays a show with Vultures of

1/2 LOUNGE: Heal-In Sessions with Briandeye & Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Foals, The Ruby Sons, The Breaking In (rock), 7:30 p.m., $10. AA. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Ioneyez (rock), 7 p.m., Free. NECTAR’S: Elephantbear, All Day Breakfast, The Kid in the Back (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Poet’s Jam with Trevien Stenger, 9:30 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Open Mike, 8 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: Meoskers (indie-rock), 9 p.m., Free. DJ Russell (dj), 11 p.m., Free.

:: central LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Open Mike, 7 p.m., Free.

TUE.06 :: burlington area 1/2 LOUNGE: Dakota & Nastee (hiphop), 10 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: James McMurtry, The Dedringers (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., $15/17. AA. JP’S PUB : Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Bob Degree & Bluegrass Storm (bluegrass), 7 p.m., Free. MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB : Open Mike, 10 p.m., Free. THE MONKEY HOUSE: Acoustic Tuesday (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Free (18+). PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Island Night with DJ Skinny T (dj), 9 p.m., Free. PARIMA MAIN STAGE: Island Night with DJ Skinny T (reggae), 9 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Naquele Tempo (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Honky Tonk Sessions (country), 10 p.m., $3. RED SQUARE: World Bashment with Demus & Super K (reggae), 9 p.m., Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. SECOND FLOOR: Superstar Karaoke With Robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

:: central CHARLIE O’S: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Maryse Smith (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Donations. MAIN STREET GRILL & BAR: Abby Jenne & Mark LeGrand (country), 7 p.m., Free. MIDDLE EARTH MUSIC HALL: Open Mike, 8 p.m., Free. STONECUTTERS BREWHOUSE: Open Mike, 7 p.m., Free.

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:: regional MONOPOLE: Open Mike, 9 p.m., Free.

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HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Tom Casdrin, In Memory of Pluto, Maryse Smith (rock), 8:30 p.m., $8/10. AA. JP’S PUB : Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. Reggae Night with Double J & Doobie (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. NECTAR’S: Live Music, 9 p.m., $5. RADIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions (Irish), 9 p.m., Free. RASPUTIN’S: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (dj), 10 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: DJ A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free.

SECOND FLOOR: Superstar Karaoke With Robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

:: central CHARLIE O’S: Mark LeGrand (country), 10 p.m., Free. LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Honky-Tonk Hump Day with Mark LeGrand & Friends (country), 6 p.m., Free. MIDDLE EARTH MUSIC HALL: Open Mike, 10 p.m., Free.

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ON THE RISE BAKERY: Open Bluegrass Session, 7:30 p.m., Free. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., Free. The Grift — Grateful Dead Tribute (jam), 9 p.m., Free.

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Public Talk - Open to All Time: 7 PM Sug. Don. $10 Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 South Winooski Ave, Burlington, VT 05402

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. ECONOMIC OPPORTUNITY FORUM: At a public meeting, members of the Commission on the Future of Economic Development for Vermont collect specific strategies to create area jobs. La Quinta Inn & Suites, St. Albans, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3090, ext. 308, www.snellingcenter.org/cfed/. RED FLAG DISPLAY: Scarlet markers represent incidents of sexual violence reported in Chittenden County in 2007. Unitarian Church Lawn, Burlington. Free. Info, 864-0555. TAKE BACK THE NIGHT: Burlington residents rally for safe streets, then march downtown for a City Hall speak-out against sexual violence. Bailey/Howe Library, UVM, Burlington, 5:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0555, catherine@stoprapevermont.org, www. stoprapevermont.org.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 598-1077.

education SPANISH CONVERSATION GROUP: Habla español? Brown baggers eat lunch and devour new vocab. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

etc. ‘YOUR BUDGET, YOUR LIFE’ WORKSHOP: Learn basic moneytracking skills at a session about goal-setting, saving and avoiding serious debt. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-371-5162, ext. 5433, www.vsecu. com. AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: Donors ages 17 and older and weighing at least 110 pounds part with lifesustaining pints. New England Federal Credit Union, Williston, 11:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400, ext. 3265, www.newenglandblood.org. BICYCLE BASICS: Cyclists of all ages learn how to fix up their wheels for spring, then take a turn on a pedalpowered electric generator. Winooski Community Center, Winooski, 3:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410, ext. 11.

BINGO: A winning card could net cash. Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $11. Info, 863-3982. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the magic word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. CHESS GROUP: Beginning and intermediate-level players cut corners to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. FLOWER POT SALE: Seed packets nestle in colorfully painted vessels at this pre-Mother’s Day gift sale benefiting Kids on the Move. Rutland Regional Medical Center, Rutland, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free (each pot costs $10). Info, 775-7612. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. NOONTIME KNITTERS: Crafty types pause for patterns amid midday stitches. Waterbury Public Library, Waterbury, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

PETER THE MUSIC MAN: Educator Peter Alsen lets kids ages 3 to 5 try out various instruments and offers a fun intro to music theory. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories. Westford Library, Westford, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘OPUS 16’: Students ages 9 to 19 from 17 different Vermont schools offer live performances of their own compositions for string and woodwind ensembles. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 6:30 p.m. $3-5. Info, 879-0065, sandi@ vtmidi.org, www.vtmidi.org. JSC STUDENT ENSEMBLES: Undergrads sound off as part of Afro-Cuban and funk-fusion musical groups. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476. PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE CONCERT: Hand drumming students demo West African and Cuban rhythms on djembes and congas as part of a percussive evening. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040, www. uvm.edu/~music. ST. ANDREW’S PIPES AND DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335, jerdelyi-at-vhfa. org, www.standrewspipebandvt.org. SYRACUSE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: The 43rd largest orchestra in the U.S. performs Prokofiev’s “Lieutenant Kije” suite, plus works by Tchaikovsky and Georges Enesco. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, Lake Placid, 8 p.m. $8-15. Info, 518-523-2512, www. lakeplacidarts.org.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591.

health & fitness TOBACCO CESSATION: Smokers learn relaxation techniques to quit “cancer sticks” for good. Call to pre-register for the first meeting in a seven-week program. Mt. Holly Elementary School, Mt. Holly, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 228-7878.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848, www.echovermont.org. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. CHESS CLUB: King defenders ages 6 to 16 practice castling and various opening gambits. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 802-229-1207. HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, Hinesburg, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘4 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS, 2 DAYS’: In this film set in the final days of Nicolae Ceausescu’s Romanian dictatorship, college roommates seek a black-market abortion. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600, www.catamountarts.org. ‘THE BAND’S VISIT’: In this visually witty comedy, eight musicians in an Egyptian military orchestra get lost on a ceremonial visit to Israel. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422, www.hop.dartmouth. edu.

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SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-7477.

‘THE PAINTED WORD’: After an auditory interlude by the Castaways, local poets Karin Gottshall and Elizabeth Powell read from works synthesizing language, song and art. In the Coffee Lounge; music 6 p.m., reading 6:30 p.m. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0750, www. flemingmuseum.org.

talks ‘THE CULTURE OF FOOD IN RURAL CHINA’: Middlebury prof Ellen Oxfield serves samples of the social importance of grub in the Chinese countryside, based on her own recent fieldwork. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338, www. kellogghubbard.org. ‘YES TO ADOLESCENCE!’: Parents of soon-to-be-teenagers get a positiveminded orientation to the extremes of life with kids ages 11 to 15. Lake Champlain Waldorf Elementary School, Shelburne, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, info@lcwaldorf.org, www. lcwaldorf.org. CLIMATE CHANGE TALK: Urs Ziswiler, the Swiss ambassador to the United States, evaluates how global warming is affecting people from the Alps to the Green Mountains. In the North Lounge; pre-registration required. Billings Hall, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 888-458-8691, www.alumni.uvm. edu/ambassador. SOCIAL JUSTICE TALK: Harvard law professor Lani Guinier, former head of the U.S. Department of Justice’s Civil Rights Division, delivers remarks based on her forthcoming book Meritocracy Inc.: How Wealth Became Merit, Class Became Race, and College Education Became a Gift from the Poor to the Rich. Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5743, jherrera@middlebury.edu.

theater ‘KING LEAR’: Shakespeare’s wild-eyed monarch receives tender treatment from the Vermont Stage Company in an abridged version of the tragedy that features an original, stormy score. See review, this issue. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $23-31.50. Info, 863-5966, www.vtstage.org. ‘THE GODS OF THE HILLS’: Actor Jim Hogue personifies Ethan Allen and brings Vermont’s early military history to life. City Center, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 229-0492, www. lostnationtheater.org.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.30, 5-5:30 p.m. COMMUTER CHALLENGE KICK-OFF: Enjoy food and live music at this celebration hosted by Way to Go! Montpelier. Pledge to walk, carpool, ride your bike or take the bus to work for a week and win prizes — and fight climate change. Christ Church Pocket Park, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-8487, www.waytogovt. org. FARM FRESH FORUM: A Rural Vermont representative moderates a meeting of Green Mountain State growers seeking to produce and sell industrial hemp, fresh meat and raw milk. Senior Citizen Center, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-7222, shelby@ruralvermont. org, www.ruralvermont.org. RED FLAG DISPLAY: See WED.30.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures. Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

business BURLINGTON BUSINESS ASSOCIATION: The mayor, the chief of police and the director of CEDO address BBA members at their monthly meeting. Continental breakfast and networking at 7:30 a.m. RSVP requested. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, Burlington, 8-9 a.m. Free for BBA members, $10 for nonmembers. Info, 863-1175, bbavt.org. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202. Vermont Technical College, Blair Park Campus, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965.

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Perhaps it was the time of my arrival Sunday morning at Everything Equine, but there were few examples of real, live horseflesh on display. However, the rich subculture of their fans was well represented. I was greeted by a large horse plop on the walkway toward the Champlain Valley Fairground’s Expo Center, which was surrounded by horse trailers for sale and a fried-dough vendor. As I walked through the corridors of booths filling three adjacent buildings, I was confronted with a horsey version of the Jewish mother’s dream: everyone from equine dentists to a litigator specializing in horse-related disputes. The naturopathic bent the industry has taken was evident as well, with “Natural Himalayan” salt licks and organic helmet fresheners. I then attended a lecture on equine acupuncture. With the cooperation of a 12-year-old Morgan horse named Night Rider, Dr. Emilie Beaupré demonstrated how needles can be inserted into a horse’s skin to treat TMJ, or even cure kidney and liver infections. In the Kid’s Corner, I met Harley Heath of Gray Ghost Farm in Milton. The 10-year-old was taking part in the “Scoop the Poop” game, which was exactly what it purported to be, but with Play-Doh turds. Kids could also practice bandaging techniques on a fake horse leg or identify parts of a horse in pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey style. In the next room, the Breyer Horse model show was taking place. Breyer is the manufacturer of the model horses that collect dust in many a little girl’s room. Here, the toy horses were serious business. Though these models are made in a factory from molds, that didn’t stop this club from judging them by conformation-to-breed standards. The more advanced “handlers” even took apart and recalibrated limbs, carefully repainting the animal’s anuses to their breed’s standard coloration. Harnesses were carefully held in place with dental wax. One local woman handmade a medieval knight’s saddle with real leather for a hyperrealistic model jousting match. As one novice Breyer enthusiast painted purple spots on her horse, a handful of real horses stood nearby in pens, meeting their public. They may not have conformed to standard as well as some of the models, but I would rather feed a carrot to Blackjack, a 14-year-old Morgan, any day. ALICE LEVITT

WOMEN’S INVESTMENT GROUP: Female networkers hear two experts offer advanced tips about where and how to sock dough so it’ll grow. Fleischer Jacobs Group, South Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 893-8669, investing. meetup.com/493/.

dance ALL SPECIES DAY DANCE PRACTICE: Movers practice routines for a May 4 parade and celebration covering every bird, insect and mammal. Capitol Grange, Montpelier, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1242. PERFORMING ARTS FESTIVAL: More than 40 dancers in modern, jazz, advanced and creative classes step outdoors for a series of one-to-threeminute works. Campus Green, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 12 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

education FRENCH CONVERSATION GROUP: Would-be Francophones exchange info during déjeuner. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

etc. ‘LATE NIGHT SATURDAY’: Anna Post and the Lowell Thompson Band are among the guests scheduled for this live taping of the local TV variety show. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, lns@ champlain.edu, www.latenightsaturday. com. ‘SINGING POTLUCK’: Community members share food and learn songs for All Species’ Day, a May 4 parade and celebration covering every bird, insect and mammal. AllTogetherNow! Community Art Center, East Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1242. BILLINGS FARM & MUSEUM 25TH ANNIVERSARY: The Jersey dairy farm and rural heritage museum opens for the season with horse-drawn wagon rides and free ice cream. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $3-11. Info, 457-2355, www. billingsfarm.org/. BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat. Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. CHARITY BINGO: See WED.30, 7 p.m.

FREE EYE EXAMS: A touring “Vision Van” stops at Lenscrafters to provide free eye exams and new glasses to underprivileged youth, who must be referred and registered in advance. University Mall, South Burlington, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 658-7436. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198.

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health & fitness FALL PREVENTION PROGRAM: Elders concerned about coordination learn exercises to help maintain their balance. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 847-2278. ZUMBA FITNESS (FITNESS OPTIONS): Step-by-steppers try out Latindance-inspired exercises mixed with high-energy, international rhythms. Fitness Options, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $10, first time free. Info, 734-3479.

ZUMBA FITNESS (OLYMPIAD): Step-bysteppers try out Latin-dance-inspired exercises mixed with high-energy, international rhythms. Olympiad Health & Racquet Club, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $10, first time free. Info, 310-6686.

kids ‘REALLY ROSIE’: The Little City Players stage this family-friendly musical about the adventures of wee Rosie and her neighborhood pals. Maurice Sendak penned the lyrics, with music courtesy of Carole King. Vergennes Opera House, Vergennes, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 203-804-8426.. ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.30, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. BILINGUAL PLAYGROUP: ¡Hola, baby! A native Spanish-speaking mama leads gentle play and circle time. Bebop Baby Shop, Essex Junction, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $8. Info, 860-6842. MORNING STORIES: Local tale tellers engage kids of all ages with a mix of nursery rhymes, fairy tales, songs and games. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots ages 3 to 5 enjoy stories, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. TEEN ADVISORY BOARD: Teens gather to plan library programs. Yes, there will be snacks. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts. Westford Library, Westford, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: Babies up to age 2 socialize with each other and their caregivers at a session offering music, books and toys. Winooski Memorial Library, Winooski, 11 a.m. - 12 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424.

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music Also, see clubdates in Section B. FACULTY CONCERT: Tenor saxophonist Gregory Tardy and pianist Helen Sung join music faculty members as part of an on-campus jazz festival. Giltz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, Plattsburgh, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-2281. INNER FIRE DISTRICT: Hear workingclass experimental klezmer and Balkan music at this May Day ode to laborers featuring class-conscious ditties in Yiddish and English. North End Studio, Burlington, 8 p.m. $5 for “proletarians and the destitute,” $10 for everyone else. Info, 863-6713. JAZZ SHOWCASE: Singers and instrumentalists studying jazz at Midd take the stage. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Lower Lobby, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433, www.middlebury.edu/arts. JEFF WARNER: The New Hampshire strummer plays banjo, guitar and concertina in this benefit for the Champlain Valley Folk Festival. Limited seating. Park Squeeze, Vergennes, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 877-850-0206, www.cvfest.org/. JOHNSON STATE COLLEGE BAND AND CHOIR: Prof. Steven Light swings the baton for the band, while Prof. Lisa Jablow directs the student singers. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476, www. jsc.edu.

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GREEN MOUNTAIN DERBY DAMES: Buff ladies practice rough roller skating for future matches with other regional roller-derby teams. Gosse Court Armory, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5621, greenmountainderbydames@ gmail.com, www.myspace. com/greenmountainderbydames. ROAD RIDE: Experienced cyclists join a group to train on 30-to-35-mile routes around Montpelier. Meet in the parking lot to explore various Central Vermont locations. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409, www.onionriver.com.

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‘AN INTERNATIONAL PERSPECTIVE ON CONSERVATION IN VERMONT’: Author and Middlebury College English professor John Elder discusses his book Pilgrimage to Vallombrosa: From Vermont to Italy in the Footsteps of George Perkins Marsh. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 453-4147, oneworldlibraryproject.org. ‘BLACK SEX’: Sociology and social justice professor Rinaldo Walcott of the University of Toronto analyzes depictions of salaciousness in contemporary Afro-Canadian culture. In Room 103, Hillcrest Environmental Center, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5565. ‘DON’T THINK PINK’: Marketing expert Andrea Learned explains how to move beyond stereotypes to engage women — without alienating men. Capitol Plaza, Montpelier, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 656-5897, www.uvm. edu/vbc/engage_customers. ‘GEORGIA O’KEEFFE: AN AMERICAN MASTER’: Retired art history professor Bob Manning presents a talk and slideshow about the fiercely independent painter. This Vermont Humanities Council event takes place in the church basement. South Ryegate Presbyterian Church, South Ryegate, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 584-4417.

‘GREAT DECISIONS DISCUSSION ON RUSSIA’: What course will Russia take post-Putin? Roger Bourassa moderates a conversation. Pre-registration required. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. ‘LAKE CHAMPLAIN: BRINGING HISTORY HOME’: Filmmaker Caro Thompson, Vermont State Archaeologist Giovanna Peebles, and Elsa Gilbertson of the Vermont Division for Historic Presentation discuss their joint project exploring the history of the Champlain Valley in preparation for the Samuel de Champlain Quadricentennial. In Room 413. UVM Waterman Building, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389, www.uvm.edu/~crvt. ‘WOMEN AND READING’: UVM professor Sarah Turner discusses book clubs and gender as part of the annual meeting of the Friends of the Ilsley Public Library. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. AFFORDABLE HOUSING FORUM: Talk with community members about affordable housing and learn how to help create it in the Mad River Valley at this Central Vermont Community Land Trust-sponsored forum. Harwood Union High School, South Duxbury, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-4493, ext. 204, www.cvclt.org. ANTIQUE BOOK TALK: Vintage bookseller Ben Koenig explains why some old books are valuable and others are not at the Friends of the Stowe Library annual meeting. Stowe Free Library, Stowe, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

theater ‘JUMPERS’: Tom Stoppard’s surreal comedy features moon landings, gymnastic philosophers and a good old-fashioned detective story. Wright Memorial Theater, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $3-5. Info, 4436433, www.middlebury.edu/arts. ‘KING LEAR’: See WED.30, 7:30 p.m. ‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: MUHS presents the musical tale of a boy, a girl and a man-eating plant. Middlebury Union High School Auditorium, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 382-1156. ‘TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD’: Montpelier’s Lost Nation Theater stages Harper Lee’s classic courtroom drama. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $15-25. Info, 229-0492, info@lostnationtheater.org, www. lostnationtheater.org. ‘TWELVE ANGRY JURORS’: Vermont Actors’ Repertory Theatre stages the award-winning courtroom drama better known as 12 Angry Men. Henry Fonda starred in Sidney Lumet’s film version. Paramount Theater, Rutland, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 775-0903, www. actorsrepvt.org.

words ‘KNOW YOUR RIGHTS’: Savvy citizens read portions of the U.S. Constitution, then review its significance to criminal procedure, civil rights, free speech and specific Supreme Court cases. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2435, www.pjcvt.org. POETRY OPEN HOUSE: Read your own poems at this open reading, or just drop by to listen. Buffalo Mountain Co-op Café, Hardwick, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6020.

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dance ‘SHIFTING THE FRAME’: This innovative student dance performance incorporates video and digital media. Dance Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $3-5. Info, 443-6433. DARTMOUTH DANCE ENSEMBLE: The select group of student dancers previews classical and modern pieces that will appear in its annual spring recital at the Hopkins Center. Morse Center for the Arts, St. Johnsbury Academy, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. $5-10 in advance, $5-12 at the door. Info, 888-748-5559, www. catamountarts.org. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCING: Lively music inspires movers to make rural rounds in clean, soft-soled shoes. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $7, free for beginners. Info, 899-2378. SEMI-FORMAL FUNDRAISER: Two lessons precede open dancing and catered refreshments at this benefit for UVM’s Ballroom Dance Team. Lessons 7-8:30 p.m., dance 8:30-11 p.m. Grand Maple Ballroom, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 7-11 p.m. $5-12. Info, 999-9309, www.uvm. edu/~sass.

etc. ‘A NIGHT TO HONOR ISRAEL’: Rony Yedidia, Consul at the Consulate General of Israel, keynotes a commmunity shabbat service celebrating the country’s 60th anniversary. Billings Hall, UVM, Burlington, 6-8:15 p.m. Donations. Info, 866-755-4288, www. israelat60vt.com. ‘FAREWELL & THANK YOU TO SERENA’: Area activists bid a fond adieu to former Peace & Justice Center Director Serena Chaudhry at a goodbye party. Friends Meeting House, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, www.pjcvt.org.

BENEFIT SUPPER: Eat, drink and bid on silent auction items at this fundraiser for Greyhound Rescue of Vermont. St. John Vianney Parish Hall, South Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $7.50. Info, 878-4844, vtgreys@ pshift.com. CHARITY BINGO: See WED.30, 7 p.m. FREE EYE EXAMS: See THU.01, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. PRIMO MAGGIO DINNER: Guest speaker Nunzio Pernicone outlines the life and ideals of Italian-born U.S. labor activist Carlo Tresca at an Old Country meal marking a workers’ holiday. Old Labor Hall, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $20 includes an Italian dinner; there’s also a cash bar. Info, 476-8777. RUMMAGE SALE: Bargain hunters browse through books, clothes, toys and baked goods at a benefit for the United Church of Fairfax. Baptist Church Building, Fairfax, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2432.

food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.30, 2 p.m.

kids ‘PINT-SIZED SCIENCE’: Laboratory learners aged 2 to 7 experiment with stories and hands-on activities. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848, www. echovermont.org. ‘REALLY ROSIE’: See THU.01, 7 p.m. ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.30, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. ESSEX LIBRARY STORYTIME: Kids of all ages listen to stories and rhymes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. PARENTS’ NIGHT OFF, KIDS’ NIGHT OUT: Shelburne students headed to the Odyssey of the Mind World Finals host this fun and games fundraiser. Participants eat dinner, play Nintendo Wii and make Mother’s Day gifts. Shelburne Community School, Shelburne, 6-9 p.m. $15. Info, 985-1124.

PINT-SIZED SCIENCE: Laboratory learners aged 2 to 7 experiment with stories and hands-on activities. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848. QUEER YOUTH BOWLING: Gay, lesbian and questioning teens socialize between strikes at a supportive sport outing. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, Shelburne, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-9677, www.outrightvt.org.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL’: Bring the kids to see this 2006 Disney Channel flick. Enjoy free food, drinks and HSM-themed games during intermission. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 MINUTES’: The Dartmouth Wind Symphony performs pieces from the U.S., France, Russia, Korea and Mexico. With flutist/composer David Amram and soprano Bonnie Hennessee. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 8 p.m. $14; Dartmouth students $3, all other students $8. Info, 603-646-2422, hop.dartmouth. edu/. CHORAL CONCERT: The Colchester Community Chorus sings about spring. Colchester High School, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 878-0014. COBEY GATOS: The solo keyboardist is the featured performer at the Charlotte Coffeehouse Concert Series. Proceeds benefit the Senior Center. Charlotte Senior Center, Charlotte, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 425-2910. GRAND DERANGEMENT: These six musicians and step dancers from Nova Scotia blend traditional tunes and urban groove. The Halifax Mail Star dubbed ‘em “the hottest Acadian band on the planet.� Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $23-28. Info, 728-6464.

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FRI.02 << 23B Iris DeMent: This Grammy-nominated country/folk songstress has earned a reputation as a stellar storyteller. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, Lake Placid, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 518-523-2512. Jazz Concert: Saxophonist Gregory Tardy and pianist Helen Sung, both guest musicians, gig with student jazz ensembles and small combos. Giltz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, Plattsburgh, 7:30 p.m. $2-8. Info, 518-564-2283. Paul Lewis: This pianist performed recently with the London Symphony Orchestra — his Middlebury program includes works by Mozart, Ligeti and Schubert. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $5-15. Info, 4436433, www.middlebury.edu/arts. Qawwali Music of Pakistan: Nine musicians, led by brothers Mehr and Sher Ali, perform devotional music based on the mystic poetry of Sufi masters. See Calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $29-36. Info, 863-5966. Tammy Fletcher’s Mountain Girl: Matterhorn, Stowe, 9 p.m. $5.

outdoors Spring Migration Walk: Watchers of winged ones make an early morning count of seasonal returnees. Sponsored by the North Branch Nature Center. Berlin Pond, Berlin, 7 a.m. $5 for nonmembers. Info, 229-6206, www. northbranchnaturecenter.org.

talks Pre-Performance Talk: Qawwali Music: Newbies to this Pakistani art form catch an overview of it before an evening concert featuring two fraternal musicians. See Calendar spotlight. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-4537. Variety Series Talk: UVM English prof emeritus Sidney Poger positions Edgar Allan Poe as the inventor of the detective story. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 862-2531, www.eeevermont.org.

theater ‘Ah, Wilderness!’: The White River Valley Players present Eugene O’Neill’s sentimental comedy chronicling a 17-year-old’s coming of age. Rochester High School, Rochester, 8 p.m. $6-12. Info, 767-3271, www.wrvp.blogspot. com. ‘Godspell’ Auditions: Cafe Noir Productions needs 10 singing souls for the popular ‘70s musical inspired by the Gospel of Matthew. Wannabe performers should be prepared to sing two songs “of contrasting styles.” Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 498-7274, cafenoirproductions@ gmail.com. ‘Jumpers’: See THU.01, 8 p.m. ‘King Lear’: See WED.30, 7:30 p.m. ‘Little Shop of Horrors’: See THU.01, 7 p.m. ‘Peter Pan’: Audience members glimpse Neverland in a high-flying, musical version of J.M. Barrie’s classic story staged by the St. Michael’s Drama Club. Seating is first-come, first-served. McCarthy Arts Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536, www.smcvt.edu. ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’: See THU.01, 8 p.m. ‘Twelve Angry Jurors’: See THU.01, 8 p.m.

words John Deane: The acclaimed Irish poet shares his Emerald-Isle-inspired verse. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, St. Johnsbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. Laban Carrick Hill: The Burlington author reads from his new book America Dreaming: How Youth Changed America in the 60s. Phoenix Books, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111, phoenixbooks.biz.

Magazine Release Party: Contributors to the latest issue of UVM’s student literary mag read from their work, followed by music from local DJs. Green Door Studio, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 617-9394091, www.uvm.edu/~vantagep/.

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Cannabis Prohibition Protest: “Flower smokers” hear a neurologist and Representative David Zuckerman speak against intolerance and marijuana arrests at a rally featuring live bands. Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington, 1-5 p.m. Donations. Info, 496-2387, www. worldwidemarijuanamarch.org.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. Basic Color Mixing Techniques: Artists who work with oils or acrylics bring their colorful queries to Chelsea Lindner. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236. Essex Spring Craft & Fine Art Show: Two hundred juried artisans from across North America offer jewelry, furniture, hand-blown glass and more. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $6 admission is valid for both days. Info, 878-4786, www.vtcrafts.com. Watercolor Workshop: Naturalist and illustrator Nona Bell Estrin teaches this beginner class on sketching wildflowers in their natural habitat. Call for meeting place and directions. East Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. $15. Info, 244-7037.

dance ‘Shifting the Frame’: See FRI.02, 8 p.m. Contra Dance: Caller Diane Silver keeps feet moving to music from touring flute-and-piano duo Spare Parts, with a guest fiddler. Capitol Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163. May Day Dance of the Drums: Spring revelers turn out for this female-friendly benefit to “heal Lake Champlain” that features the percussion ensemble Inanna. Shelburne Town Hall, Shelburne, 8:30 p.m. $16-25 sliding scale. Info, 734-8850.

environment Community Sustainability Fair: Neighbors socialize and swap tips about recycling, composting, saving energy and using nontoxic cleansers to reduce their households’ environmental “footprint.” Hinesburg Town Hall, Hinesburg, 12-2 p.m. Free. Info, 872-8111, www.cswd.net. Green-Up Day: Towns around the state encourage locals to spruce up common spaces by distributing trash bags and offering drop-offs, refreshments and prizes. Check the website for specific info on your town. 8 a.m. Free. Info, 800-974-3259, www.greenupvermont. org/participate.php. Green-Up Day Cook-Out: Folks sweaty from greening up Montpelier can dump their trash bags and cool off with a free pint glass and cook-out lunch. Seth Yacavone plays from 12-2 p.m. Otter Creek Brewing, Middlebury, 11:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0727, ext. 35, www.ottercreekbrewing.com. Lawn Mower Exchange: Celebrate Green-Up Day by trading in your gaspowered mower for a great deal on a Neutron battery-powered mower at this “Green Products Expo.” City Market, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3659, www.citymarket.coop. May Day Water Blessing Ceremony: Women chant, drum, sing and dance at a circle of standing stones to confer seasonal blessings on Lake Champlain’s liquid. Burlington Earth Clock, Oakledge Park, Burlington, 7:15-8:15 p.m. $16-25 sliding scale. Info, 734-8850.

Tree Planting: Help Branch Out Burlington! reduce the Queen City’s carbon footprint by planting 100 trees at the Burlington Community Tree Nursery. In two years, the trees will be transplanted along city streets. Horticultural Research Center, UVM, South Burlington, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 656-5440.

etc. ‘Ephemeral Zoo’: Folks get up close and personal with the elusive fauna of a Vermont spring at a day-long event that includes morning bird-banding demonstrations, natural history skits, close encounters with amphibians and insects, a family hike to “Search for Small Creatures” at 2:30 p.m. and more. Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, 9:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 649-2200, www.montshire.net/. All Species’ Day Rehearsal: Folks gather to gear up for a May 4 parade and celebration covering every bird, insect and mammal. Flower Children, Samba and Congo dancers practice at 10 a.m.; maypole goes up at 12:30 p.m. Vermont Statehouse, Montpelier, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 223-1242. Bingo: See WED.30, 6:30 p.m. Caregiver Workshop: This informational session for those who help care for the chronically ill covers medication safety, power of attorney and Alzheimer’s 101. In the CVPS/Leahy Community Health Education Center. Rutland Regional Medical Center, Rutland, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 786-5990. Charity Bingo: See WED.30, 7 p.m. Homebuying Seminar: Would-be house hunters consider the various steps in seeking a suitable space and obtaining a mortgage. Call to register. Opportunities Credit Union, 18 Pearl Street, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $10. Info, 800-865-8328, jking@oppsvt.org, www.oppsvt.org. Kentucky Derby Gala: This Boys & Girls Club benefit brings the South to Charlotte with dinner, dancing and a live broadcast of the races. Derby attire encouraged, hats applauded. Old Lantern, Charlotte, 4:30 p.m. $100. Info, 864-5263. Passport Day: Wannabe travelers prep for international flights and land-border crossings into Canada by applying for the ultimate U.S. government-issued ID. Charlotte Post Office, Charlotte, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $85-100 includes all passport fees, photo services available for $15. Info, 425-2200, www.usps. com/passport. Rummage Sale: See FRI.02, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Sewing Machine Intro: Feed dogs? Zipper feet? First-timers learn the anatomy of sewing aids in a two-hour course, then take a test drive and plan an easy project. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $30 includes an additional hour of open sewing time. Info, 999-6202, rachel@ thebobbin.com, www.thebobbin.com. Yard Sale: Families residing in UVM housing line Ethan Allen Avenue with furniture, CDs, kids’ clothes and other stuff. Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester, 8 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 654-1735.

food & drink Capital City Farmers’ Market: More than 40 Central Vermont vendors hawk fresh produce, baked goods, seedlings, crafts and more, accompanied by live music. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Chicken and Biscuit Supper: Food is first come, first served at this annual dinner and silent auction. That includes the homemade pies. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 5 p.m. & 6:15 p.m. $8, children 10 and under $5. Info, 862-4435.

Fiddlehead Festival: A Maypole dance and “tractorcade” kick off a day devoted to Central Vermont cultivators, and Banjo Dan and His Mid-Nite Plowboys wrap it up with music. Agriculture and arts celebration at Vermont Technical College; concert at Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7 p.m. Info, 728-6464. Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. Free admission. Farmers’ lunch $10, evening concert $10. Info, 7285601, www.fiddleheadfestival.com. Pie Breakfast: Sweet or savory homemade wedges serve as a tasty morning meal, and full-size pies prove tempting take-out. Christ Church, Montpelier, 8:30 a.m. $6 per person over age 6, or $20 per family. Info, 456-7400.

health & fitness Zumba Fitness (Fitness Options): See THU.01, 9:30 a.m. & 11 a.m.

kids ‘Really Rosie’: See THU.01, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. Animal Feeding: See WED.30, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. Big Rig Day: Truck-infatuated tots and bigger kids get the wheel deal at a festival focused on large-engine transport vehicles. Parking lot. Ross-Tarrant Recreational Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. $5 per family. Info, 654-2674. Children’s Mystery Author: Michael Buckley, the author of a popular mystery series for middle graders, reads from his sixth book, Tales from the Hood. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 229-0774, jane@bearpondbooks.com, www. bearpondbooks.com. Kids’ Craft Lab: Small hands work with recycled materials to make new stuff. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $5 per child. Info, 999-6202, rachel@ thebobbin.com, www.thebobbin.com. Mayfest Celebration: Small kids weave colored ribbons, make flags and garlands, and hitch pony rides at a festive day honoring spring. Lake Champlain Waldorf Elementary School, Shelburne, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, info@lcwaldorf.org, www. lcwaldorf.org. Read to Therapy Dogs: Kids in grades K through 5 read to Clyde (a Maltese Terrier) and Sara (a Chocolate Lab). Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. Secret Mother’s Day Crafts: Calling grandpas, partners, dads and aunties — bring kids ages 5 and under to Bebop to make secret gifts for mom. Cost covers materials. Bebop Baby Shop, Essex Junction, 12-12:45 p.m. $5, scholarships available. Info, 288-1002. Winooski Playgroup: See THU.01, 10 a.m. - 11 p.m.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘Health & The Hive: A Beekeeper’s Journey’: This interesting documentary explains the importance of honeybees. Honey Gardens offers samples of raw honey and plant medicine. City Market, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 989-3634. ‘The Wind That Shakes the Barley’: In this Cannes Palme d’Or winner, two Irish brothers are torn apart by the struggle for independence in 1920s Ireland. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘A Night of Improvisation’: Syncopators play traditional and invented instruments in a new-music concert that also adds voices. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 8 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

‘Sins of My Old Age’: Music and theatrics combine at this WordStage Vermont concert simulating a mid-19th-century soirée with Italian composer Gioachino Rossini. See Calendar spotlight. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $15 or donations. Info, 223-1279, www.wordstagevt.com. Choir Concert: The Montpelier Area Gospel Choir raises the roof with their toe-tapping, hand-clapping, kneeslapping sound. North Congregational Church, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-6937, www.vtgospel.com. Earthwalk Vermont Benefit Concert: Massachusetts-based chanteuse Erica Wheeler nurtures nature lovers with songs from her new album Good Summer Rain, and Vermont musicians Susannah Blachly and Lewis Franco open. Haybarn Theater, Goddard College, Plainfield, 7 p.m. $25-30. Info, 454-8500, www.earthwalkvermont.org. Fiddle Fest: Youthful musicians put bows to strings, with help from Mark Sustic and friends from the Fiddleheads. United Church of Underhill, Underhill, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 899-3302. Junior Recital: Jazz guitarist Xander Naylor plays works by various composers. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040, www.uvm.edu/~music. Sound Investment Jazz Ensemble: Some of Middlebury’s best-known student musicians set toes tapping with big band music, contemporary jazz and classic swing. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. The Dust Poets: This Canadian folk-pop quintet sings witty ballads following an hour-long open mike. See Calendar spotlight. Ripton Community Coffee House, Ripton, 7:30 p.m. $3-7. Info, 388-9782, www.rcch.org. Vermont Symphony Orchestra: Violinist and VSO Music Director Jaime Laredo performs with cellist Sharon Robinson, in a concert that includes works by Verdi and Shostakovich. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15-57. Info, 985-2507. Willy Porter: Guitarist Willy Porter returns to the Mad River Unplugged Music Series for the last two shows of the season. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. $20 in advance, $23 at the door. Info, 496-8910. Woods Tea Co.: The famous local folkies play a benefit concert for the Vermont Foodbank. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 800-5852265, www.vtfoodbank.org.

outdoors ‘The Birds of Shelburne Farms’: Members of the Green Mountain Audubon Society lead a free field trip to spot newly returned winged ones. Meet at the Vistors’ Center Parking Lot. Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 7 a.m. Free. Info, 985-3514, www. greenmountainaudubon.org.

sport Bike Swap: Pedal pushers recycle roador mountain-style rides. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 9:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409. Bike Swap & Sale: Cyclists trade two-wheelers at a community consignment party. The Alpine Shop, South Burlington, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2714. Green Mountain Hill Climb: Run this 10K race on your own, or as part of a two-person relay team. Proceeds benefit the North Branch School. Ripton Community House, Ripton, 12 p.m. $25 per runner, free to watch. Info, 388-3269, www. greenmountainhillclimb.com. Saturday Morning Group Ride: Two-wheelers of all abilities practice moving en masse on a 25- to 35-mile route that emphasizes drafting, pacelines and cycling etiquette. Bring a helmet! Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

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Talk about over-achievers — by the time he turned 37, wunderkind Gioachino Rossini (1792-1868) had written 39 operas, several of which remain mainstays of the European repertoire. Soon after, the author of William Tell and The Barber of Seville retreated to his country house near Paris to live out the rest of his days in seclusion and quiet. Well, relative quiet — in fact, the composer and his wife entertained their friends at salons where the repartee flew fast and furious. Journalist Edmond Michotte captured one of these evanescent evenings in an 1858 account, and Montpelier company WordStage Vermont collaborates with Vermont Opera Theater to bring the soirĂŠe to life in words and music. WordStage director Tim Tavcar, pianist Mary Jane Austin Reynolds, baritone Simon ChaussĂŠ, mezzo-soprano Wendy Hoffman Farrell and clarinetist Michael Limoli recreate the sweet songs and barbed bons mots of the Second Empire. ‘SINS OF MY OLD AGE’

Saturday, May 3, Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $15 or donations. Info, 223-1279. Sunday, May 4, St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 4 p.m. $15 or donations. Info, 223-1279. www.wordstagevt.com www.vermontopera.org

talks ‘ORGANIC LAWN CARE’: Charlie Nardozzi shows participants how to get a lawn that won’t upset the neighbors or the environment. Gardener’s Supply, Burlington, 9:30-11 a.m. $10. Info, 660-3500, ext. 5386.

theater ‘AH, WILDERNESS!’: See FRI.02, 8 p.m. ‘GODSPELL’ AUDITIONS: See FRI.02. ‘JUMPERS’: See THU.01, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘KING LEAR’: See WED.30, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: See THU.01, 7 p.m. ‘PETER PAN’: See FRI.02, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘THE THREEPENNY OPERA’: A UVM production of Bertolt Brecht and Kurt Weill’s dark musical-theater masterpiece brings late 1920s Weimar Berlin to Burlington. McAuley Hall, UVM Trinity Campus, Burlington, 3 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. $10-13. Info, 656-4455, www.learn.uvm. edu/threepenny. ‘TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD’: See THU.01, 8 p.m. ‘TWELVE ANGRY JURORS’: See THU.01, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

words ‘STUDENTS AND TEACHERS OF THE NEW CHINA’: Author Madelyn Holmes, formerly of Zhejiang University in Hangzhou, presents real-life stories of three Chinese generations. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211, www.fletcherfree.org. AMY & DAVID GOODMAN: The host of the nationally syndicated television/ radio news program “Democracy Now!� and her Vermont-based journalist brother discuss their new book Standing Up to the Madness. See Calendar spotlight. Old Labor Hall, Barre, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 454-7367, ext. 4, www.wgdr.org.

POETRY READING: Acclaimed poet Maurice Kenny — once dubbed the “dean of American Indian poets� — compares notes with naturalist Curt Stager. Bluseed Studios, Saranac Lake, N.Y. 7 p.m. $4-8. Info, 518891-3799, info@blueseedstudios.org, www.blueseedstudios.org.

SUN.04 activism

‘BUILD A BETTER VERMONT’ TOUR KICKOFF: Over brunch, progressive Vermont gubernatorial candidate Anthony Pollina hosts a public forum on issues important to Green Mountain State residents. Chez Claudine, Stowe, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. Free. Info, 343-2604.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ESSEX SPRING CRAFT & FINE ART SHOW: See SAT.03, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

education FRENCH-ENGLISH CONVERSATION GROUP: Speakers of Anglais swap syllables with native French speakers in a parlez session. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

etc. ‘THE SUCCESSFUL PLANTING METHOD’: Want a “forest garden�? Employees show how to make a potted tree or shrub thrive in North Country soil— organically. Call to register. Elmore Roots Nursery, Wolcott, 1-3:30 p.m. $5. Info, 888-3305, www.elmoreroots.com. ALL SPECIES’ DAY PARADE AND CELEBRATION: Folks come dressed as their favorite critters to a parade heralding the advent of spring, which starts at the Hubbard Park soccer field, proceeds to the Statehouse at 1:30 p.m., and is followed by a Statehouse pageant at 2:30 p.m. Hubbard Park, Montpelier, 12 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1242. CHARITY BINGO: See WED.30, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m.

COMMUNITY ISRAEL FAIR: Israeli food, music and dancing set off activity booths and games at this outdoor commemoration of Israel’s 60th anniversary. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 755-4288, www.israelat60vt. com. DONATION DROP-OFF: No polyester pantsuits, please! Wardrobe weeders cull duds to deposit quality, in-style clothes for a fashion-conscious fundraiser. Union Station, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 6518391, www.theclothesexchange.org. QUEER CRAFT CIRCLE: Lesbian, gay, bi and transgender creators get their craft on in a supportive sphere. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 999-6202, rachel@thebobbin.com, www.thebobbin.com.

health & fitness COTS WALK: Community members raise funds to help shelter the homeless on a three-mile route through Burlington. Registration 1:30 p.m., walk 2 p.m. Battery Park, Burlington, 1:30-5 p.m. Donations. Info, 8647402, www.cotsonline.org.

kids ‘REALLY ROSIE’: See THU.01, 2 p.m. ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.30, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘LIVE AND BECOME’: This 2005 film tells the story of an Ethiopian boy who goes undercover as a Jew and escapes famine by being airlifted to Israel. Merrill’s Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 9 a.m. $10. Info, 866755-4288, www.israelat60vt.com. ‘NERDCORE RISING’: A screening of this documentary about the advent of “white and nerdy� hip-hop generates funds for the Vermont International Film Festival. Director Negin Farsad introduces her work in person. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $8.25. Info, 651-9692, www.vtiff. org/nerdcore.

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SUN.04 << 25B ‘The Shop on Main Street’: In this Academy Award-winning 1965 Holocaust drama, a Slovak carpenter must decide whether he’ll turn his older Jewish boss over to the Nazis. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘Shostakovich Side by Side’: The Vermont Youth Orchestra offers works by a key Russian composer, featuring solos by violinist Jamie Laredo and cellist Sharon Robinson. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 p.m. $6-15. Info, 863-5966, www.vyo.org. ‘Sins of My Old Age’: See SAT. 03. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 4 p.m. $15 or donations. Choir Concert: See SAT.03, 7 p.m. Dartmouth College Gospel Choir: Energized vocals charge a choral concert of secular songs gone spiritual — including Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” and the 1976 Rose Royce hit, “Carwash.” Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 2 p.m. $6-12. Info, 603-646-2422. Finale Concert: Experimental composers and performers wind up a spring festival with an eclectic-electric mix of contemporary “New Musics.” Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 6 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422. Kirtan Singing: Yoga students stretch their vocal cords with call-and-response chants in Sanskrit. Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-9404. Lakes Region Youth Orchestra: Vermont vocalist Elisabeth von Trapp joins up-and-coming instrumentalists in a symphony concert. Paramount Theater, Rutland, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 775-0903, www.paramountvt.org. Middlebury College Community Chorus: This town and gown group celebrates warmer weather with a performance of the spring and summer choruses from Franz Joseph Haydn’s oratorio “The Seasons,” and other works. Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. Senior Recital: Tenor saxophonist Mike Dunn toots his own horn to mark the end of an academic year. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

outdoors Plowing Match: It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it: Local teams of horses and oxen face off starting at 10:30 a.m. in walking-plow and sulky competitions, and museum visitors watch or take a turn behind the plow. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9 a.m. $3-11. Info, 457-2355, www. billingsfarm.org/. Spring Wildflower Walk: Blossom seekers peek in pastures and under forest ferns to find floral signs of spring, with help from a naturalist. Jake Martin Road, off Eaton Cemetery Road, Marshfield, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

sport ‘Fresh Meat’ Night: Roller derby queens with the Green Mountain Derby Dames coach newbies in basic quadskating technique and practice drills at a monthly, hands-on intro. Gosse Court Armory, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5621, greenmountainderbydames@ gmail.com. Bike Swap & Sale: See SAT.03, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Covered Bridges Bike Tour: Pedal pushers meet in South Burlington, then ride up to 36 miles through Shelburne and Charlotte to spot iconic Vermont water-crossings. Dorset Park, South Burlington, 9:45 a.m. Free. Info, 578-8803.

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‘Canada’s Group of Seven’: A slideshow, eh? Art historian and music scholar William Tortolano offers an illustrated overview of Canada’s famous septet of landscape painters. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 479-7069. ‘How to Make Large, Lush, Private, Low Maintenance Gardens’: Acclaimed author and landscape designer Robert Gillmore uses color slides to illustrate his flower power presentation. Audience is limited to 40 people — call to register. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 2 p.m. Info, 652-7080. ‘The Allen Brothers: Original Vermont Developers’: Vermont’s original real-estate developers? Ethan and Ira Allen acquired thousands of acres in Vermont on the eve of the American Revolution. Local historian Vince Feeney details their dealings. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211, www. fletcherfree.org. Interfaith Lecture Series: UVM environmental studies prof Stephanie Kaza considers Buddhist attitudes toward global climate change as part of a multi-faith series pairing science and religion. Ascension Lutheran Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 769-7395.

Aromatherapy Workshop: Olfactory intuition guides sniffers in this seminar explaining the spiritual benefits of certain essential oils. Moonlight Gifts, Route 7, Milton, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-9966. Zumba Fitness (Olympiad): See THU.01, 8:15 a.m.

theater ‘Ah, Wilderness!’: See FRI.02, 2 p.m. ‘Godspell’ Auditions: See FRI.02. ‘King Lear’: See WED.30, 2 p.m. ‘The Threepenny Opera’: See SAT.03, 3 p.m. ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’: See THU.01, 7 p.m.

words Louise Penny: The award-winning Canadian mystery author who penned The Cruelest Month describes her roots as a journalist and talk-show host in Toronto and Montréal. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

MON.05 activism

Burlington Peace Vigil: See WED.30, 5-5:30 p.m. Economic Opportunity Forum: At a public meeting, members of the Commission on the Future of Economic Development for Vermont collect specific strategies to create area jobs. Kirk Alumni Center, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3090, ext. 308, www. snellingcenter.org/cfed/.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. Community Darkroom: See THU.01, 6 p.m.

etc. ‘Memory Monday’: Adults 55 and over take advantage of a free memory screening. Call for appointment. Clinical Neuroscience Research Unit, Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, 9 a.m. Info, 847-9488. Onion River Exchange Launch Party: Montpelier’s newly formed “time bank” local currency program begins operating at a community kickoff with food and music. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9506, www. onionriverexchange.org.

food & drink Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.30, 2 p.m. Raw Food Workshop: Home “bakers” learn how to make a sprouted-grain bread with help from a dehydrator or a very low oven. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. $12. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

kids Animal Feeding: See WED.30, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. Breakdancing: Kids ages 9 to 16 bust moves at this cardboard-centric drop-in class taught by local spinner Nate Elie. North End Studio, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. $10. Info, 863-6713. Preschool Storytime: See THU.01, 10 a.m.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘Kilowatt Ours’: Filmmaker Jeff Barrie tabulates the physical side effects of coal-generated electricity in this environmentally charged documentary. A post-film discussion considers local alternative energy options. Winooski Community Center, Winooski, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410, ext. 11.

TUE.06 activism

Burlington Peace Vigil: See WED.30, 5-5:30 p.m. Vermont Yankee Truth Tour: Native American tribal representatives from a uranium-mining Ontario town and a Nevada nuclear testing site debunk the myth of “clean and green” nuclear power. Vermont Workers’ Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 5332296, www.nukebusters.org/NECAN.

business ‘Investing for a Sustainable Future’: Community development expert Gary Flomenhoft of UVM’s Gund Institute reviews a recent inventory of the Green Mountain State’s commonly held environmental assets. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. AlliedWomen Networking: Whitecollar females talk shop at a public info swap. Spike Advertising, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0285.

education Kindergarten Readiness Workshop: Parents of kids under 5 learn to look for signs that they’re ready for school, and hear how to offer basic pre-school education. Please call to preregister. Winooski Memorial Library, Winooski, 11 a.m. - 12 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424. Waldorf Elementary Open House: Parents of grade schoolers and kindergarteners assess alternative education methods. Lake Champlain Waldorf Elementary School, Shelburne, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 12.

etc. ‘To Your Credit’ Workshop: Financially curious folks learn how to read a credit report and improve their score. Opportunities Credit Union, 18 Pearl Street, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 865-3404, ext. 127, jking@ oppsvt.org, www.oppsvt.org. Champlain Valley Quilters Guild: Stitchers welcome new members and guests at a sew-and-tell meeting. Social 6:30 p.m., meeting 7-9 p.m. Essex Alliance Church, Essex, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9973. Charity Bingo: See WED.30, 7 p.m. Donation Drop-Off: See SUN.04, 5-8 p.m. Homebuyer Orientation: Before shopping, potential house hunters determine whether homeownership fits their needs. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-4493 ext. 211, www.cvclt.org.

Knit & Nurse: Mamas bring their babies to chat and work on projects. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 999-6202, www.thebobbin.com. Money Management Workshop: Folks learn budgeting and banking skills to help realize their financial goals. Opportunities Credit Union, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $10. Info, 865-3404, ext. 127, jking@oppsvt.org, www.oppsvt.org. Student Fine Arts Festival: Pupils in the Addison Northeast Supervisory Union show off their accomplishments in visual and performance arts. Call ahead to find out concert times for shows by Anais Mitchell and Don “The Junkman” Knaack. Mount Abraham Union High School, Bristol, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-4319.

food & drink Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.30, 2 p.m.

health & fitness Zumba Fitness (Fitness Options): See THU.01, 5:30 p.m. Zumba Fitness (Olympiad): See THU.01, 7 p.m.

kids Animal Feeding: See WED.30, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. Baby Sign Language: Parents and caregivers learn how to communicate with infants using basic American Sign Language. Bebop Baby Shop, Essex Junction, 6-7 p.m. $8. Info, 288-1002. Preschool Discovery Program: Tots ages 3 to 5 investigate nature — bring muck boots. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $10. Info, 229-6206. Preschool Storytime: Tots ages 3 to 5 read picture books, sing songs, play with puppets and do math activities. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. Toddler Storytime: Tykes under 3 enjoy picture books and sing songs. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:10-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘How Can We Keep From Singing?’: The vocal students of Jill Levis sound off with a “potpourri of songs and arias.” Bring a bag lunch. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0471, www.cathedralarts.org. Amateur Musicians’ Orchestra Concert: Members of this DIY community ensemble perform works by Dvorak, Aaron Copland and Aram Khachaturian, plus the finale from Stravinsky’s “Firebird.” Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 877-6962, www.amovt.org. Shape Note Sing: Members of the UVM Traditional Music Club teach and sing melodies of fierce beauty to promote a lively, deep-rooted American vocal genre. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 585-730-9052, lgraves@uvm.edu.

sport Green Mountain Derby Dames: See THU.01, 9 p.m. Women’s Road Ride: Female pedal pushers congregate for wheel camaraderie in two groups covering 20 and 30-mile routes. Meet in the parking lot. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

talks ‘Life Onboard: Studying Lake Champlain’s Sunken Canal Boats’: Lake Champlain Maritime Museum project manager Adam Kane uses slides, drawings and artifacts to illustrate the gripping tale of a canal boat shipwreck. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3706.

‘Living, Loving & Communicating’: Alexandra Potter of UVM’s Clinical Neuroscience Research Unit addresses the impact of adult ADHD on healthy relationships. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 847-9488. Community Medical School: Dr. Richard Galbraith explains the importance of clinical research in medicine and how its subjects went from being “guinea pigs” to “vital partners.” Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2886, www.med. uvm.edu/cms.

theater ‘Stand Up, Sit Down and Laugh’: Local yuksters try out their punchlines in a standup-comedy show featuring Josie Leavitt, Oliver Barkley, Lindsay Going, Kathleen Kanz and Tracie Spencer. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966, www. flynncenter.org. ‘The Gods of the Hills’: See WED.30, 7:30 p.m.

words Will Allen: The East Thetford author discusses The War on Bugs, his history of the marketing campaigns chemical companies have used to push pesticides on the public. See story this issue. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774, www.bearpondbooks. com.

WED.07 activism

Burlington Peace Vigil: See WED.30, 5-5:30 p.m. Vermont Yankee Truth Tour: See TUE.06. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free.

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‘Salsalina’ Practice: See WED.30, 6 p.m. ‘Taking Flight’: Student choreographers stage an experimental show. Dance Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

education Curriculum Observation: Parents get a peek at Waldorf education in action, at both grade school and preschool classes. Lake Champlain Waldorf Elementary School, Shelburne, 8:30-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 12. Spanish Conversation Group: See WED.30, 12-1 p.m.

etc. Bingo: See WED.30, 6:30 p.m. Charity Bingo: See WED.30, 7 p.m. Chess Group: See WED.30, 7 p.m. Citizenship Class: Immigrants become familiar with U.S. history and government to prep for the naturalization interview. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:15-7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. ESL Group: Non-native speakers practice their English. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Eco-Sew Softies: Recycled fabrics, yarns and notions combine to create super-cute stuffed animals, monsters and robots. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $20. Info, 999-6202, rachel@thebobbin.com, www.thebobbin.com. Knitting Posse: See WED.30, 7 p.m. Noontime Knitters: See WED.30, 12-1 p.m. Student Fine Arts Festival: See TUE.06, 8:30 a.m. - 6:30 p.m.

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POWER OF TWO Maybe “it takes a village” to accomplish social change, but sometimes just one brave person in the right place can make a big difference. That’s the message of Amy and David Goodman’s just-published third book collaboration, Standing Up to the Madness: Ordinary Heroes in Extraordinary Times. It’s an inspirational clip show of recent news stories in which underdogs fight the power, from Connecticut librarians refusing to comply with the Patriot Act to community organizers in post-Katrina New Orleans to Iraq war resisters. In the book, the host of “Democracy Now!” and her brother, an independent journalist who lives in Vermont, say one way to “stand up to the madness” is by supporting independent media. So it makes sense to find the Goodmans this weekend at a benefit for WGDR, Plainfield’s 35-yearold volunteer-operated community radio station.

Show and tell.

AMY & DAVID GOODMAN

Saturday, May 3, Old Labor Hall, Barre, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 454-7367, ext. 4. www.wruv.org www.democracynow.org

food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.30, 2 p.m. FERMENTATION FOR BEGINNERS: Would-be makers of sauerkraut, ketchup, beer and other “active” foods get fizzy with it in a hands-on kitchen experiment. Call for Burlington-area location. 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-7175, burlingtonpermaculture.googlepages. com.

kids ‘MOVING & GROOVING WITH CHRISTINE’: Move and play to music. Recommended for kids ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.30, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See WED.30, 10 a.m. CHESS CLUB: See WED.30, 5:30-7:30 p.m. HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: See WED.30, 10-11:30 a.m. PETER THE MUSIC MAN: See WED.30, 12:30 p.m. PRESCHOOL DISCOVERY PROGRAM: See TUE.06, 10-11:30 a.m. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots ages 3 to 5 read picture books, sing songs, play with puppets and do math activities. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See WED.30, 9:30-11:30 a.m.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘FREEDOM WRITERS’: Hilary Swank stars as a young teacher who inspires her class of at-risk students to learn tolerance, apply themselves, and pursue education beyond high school. CCTV Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, www. cctv.org.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. KIRTAN CONCERT: Sacred chanting by ashram-trained musician Dave Stringer melds with groove-oriented Indian instruments. Yoga Mountain Center, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $15-18. Info, 598-9206, www. yogamountaincenter.com.

SENIOR RECITAL: Clarinetist Kevin Ng, ‘08, studied abroad in Berlin. He explores German technique in “Fraulein Klarinette.” Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ST. ANDREW’S PIPES AND DRUMS: See WED.30, 7:30 p.m.

talks ‘BUDDHA-NATURE’ TEACHING: Younge Khachab Rinpoche offers a Tibetan Buddhist perspective on humanity’s basic potential. 418 Hildred Drive, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 730-2040. ‘DOROTHY CANFIELD FISHER: A VERMONTER FOR THE WORLD’: Helene Lang explores the prolific Vermont author’s impressive body of work. Trinity Episcopal Church, Shelburne, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 860-1891. ‘MOVING BEYOND VERMONT YANKEE’: James Moore, a clean energy advocate for the Vermont Public Interest Research Group, considers how to phase out nuclear power in the Green Mountain State. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8479. ‘THE FOUNDERS AND THE PROBLEM OF DEMOCRACY’: Vic Henningsen considers the founders’ conflicted relationship with democracy, in a talk sponsored by the Vermont Humanities Council. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. ‘THE WHITE MOUNTAIN HUTS’: Dartmouth history prof Allen Koop offers an illustrated overview of longstanding hikers’ way stations maintained by the Appalachian Mountain Club. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘WHY JUNG?’: Analyst and author Dr. Polly Young-Eisendrath explores the staying power of Jungian psychology in a presentation sponsored by the Vermont Humanities Council. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095, www. vermonthumanities.org. CATHOLIC SOCIAL TEACHING SERIES: St. Michael’s journalism instructor Marybeth Redmond and Mark Redmond, the executive director of Spectrum Youth and Family Services, explore the Catholic Church’s “option for the poor” in the context of their personal experiences. St. Joseph’s Parish Hall, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0068.

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QUITE A CATCH Voluptuous (so there’s more to love), brunette, brown eyes. Looking to try new experiences, very curious about BDSM, but not into pain. Searching for someone to be my private tutor. Please, don’t bother responding if you’re not the plus-size type or involved with someone. Let’s not waste my time or yours. wholelottaluv, 35, #103993

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GIRTH BROOKS I’m a clean 47-year-old with thickness8/13/07 where 1x1-naughty081507 it counts. I am looking for a clean, single woman for mutual pleasure. Ya never know. woodchuck, 47, #109226

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1-888-420-BABE 1-473-405-8999 SMOKER LOOKING FOR JUNKYARD SEX My dog loves to ride around in the El Camino. He’s a good dog. I like drinking beer and watching TV. When it rains I like to go to the junk yard and let Jake run while I sit in the cars and trucks smoking cigaretts and daydreaming about beautiful women. I’d like to meet one and have sex. BkDoorMan, 38, l, #109151 UNDERSEXED Oooh, I like it, I like it a lot. But being discreet is a must. Attached but she cannot satisfy me completely. Love to touch, feel you, go the distance. This could be fun, must be adventurous. Contact me and let’s see where we can take this. adventRus, 42, #109216 HARDER, FASTER, LONGER, STRONGER Funny, but the song describes me well. I’m very well domesticated, so on a date I could cook in the kitchen, too! Perhaps the fact that I am very grounded and looking for the zest in life will attract like-minded thinkers. I am straight, I have been with couples and threesomes! Would lavish two women if given the chance! stud4U, 35, l, #109209 LOOKING FOR FUN I am looking for a woman who wants to have some no-holds-barred sexual adventures, in and out of the bedroom. fun4us6876, 32, #109200 LOOKING TO EXPERIMENT Bored househubby with lots of free time. Able to travel. Disease-free. Looking for discreet encounters. Well-educated, beard, graying, looking for F, 35-50. jimbobjones, 41, #109179 SEXAHOLIC SUGARDADDY Kind, generous, oversexed man looking for a younger, uninhibited sex partner for discreet meetings. Must be clean and available, and not obese. I am into most anything hot and nasty except pain. Love watching you masturbate, ass play, and my biggest fantasy is to be taken care of by two hot ladies. sugardaddy, 53, #109166 LOOKING FOR FUN AND EXCITMENT Looking for fun and excitement, up for almost anything fun. Have a high sex drive, always ready and willing. Love motorcycles and sports. Looking for someone that likes to ride with their own bike or on mine. GPZrider, 41, #109139 PASSIONATE, HOT, EXTREMELY ARROUSED, PLEASURE, SERVING. I’m looking to meet a woman interested in dominating, as well as being dominated. Kinky and nice clothes, I’m open-minded, single, and available to a woman, couple, or group that may already be attached, but looking for that extra playmate for discreet encounters. I can give great attention to the right person or persons. Clean and discreet,you must be same. passionplay, 44, #109128

LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE I’m12:46 an overworked undersexed 22 y/o PM and Page 1 college student looking for someone similar to blow off steam with. What I lack in experience I make up for with passion. I’m creative, openminded, and have a nearly limitless sexual appetite. I love giving and receiving oral, and also would be interested in exploring some light kink. adventurous1, 22, #109071 HOT TOY SEEKS A PLAYMATE Attractive and intellegent male looking for hot times, fantasy, play, erotisism, and more. Let’s explore all the boundries where pleasure is the name of the game. Love to please and be pleased, and find new discoveries beneath the sheets. I have a vivid imagination, and love to explore. pleasurebound, 35, #109066 GOT ROPE? Looking for naughty girls who like to play. Experienced, looking for the same (or fast learners). FairMasterVT, 43, #106688 RESPECTFULLY NAUGHTY FRIEND Attached man who feels very lucky in life. Hoping to find an ongoing friendship with the right woman that could develop into a longterm romantic friendship. Not looking to leave my situation or disturb yours, but I wouldn’t mind making a real connection with the right woman and making some sparks together. GentlemanJim, 42, #109019 OPEN TO ANYTHING I am new to the online scene but am very openminded and love to try all sorts of new things. Let me know what you want we can have some fun. Teach me and I will learn. I have a lithe, toned build. I work out often and have a lot of stamina. Hit me up if interested. hard4u, 18, l, #109012

OTHERS seeking… I CAN MAKE YOU ICE CREAM Hot, young couple seeks companion for hardcore adventures. Must be clean, young and fit. Also must be open to trying everything at least once. DormitorySlut, 20, #109387 COUPLE SEEK F TO PLAY Discreet, young, fun, liberal, clean, committed couple (M/F) seeking a clean, STD-free, young (22-35), fun bi woman to play/threesome - NSA. We’re a straight man & bi woman, experienced enough to know what we want. Intelligent, shy-ish couple that loves toys & trying new things. Our fantasy is to get it on w/ a fun, hot, punk/’suicide girl’. ShadowPlay, 28, l, #109319 TWO LOOKING FOR ONE My girlfriend and I are looking for a welcomehome present for ourselves when she gets back from college. We are going to have a lot of extra energy (from not seeing each other for a little while) and need someone who can help tire us out. 2lookingfor1, 22, l, #109247 SHY BURLINGTON COUPLE SEEKS THIRD! We are looking for a second to join us for a pressure- and expectation-free time. We’re not into anything much more taboo than posting for a third online. If you are an honest, nice, bright girl looking to meet a couple for drinks, maybe more, send us an email. Both of us are clean and safe. revcka82, 25, #109240 STEAMY CENTRAL VERMONT COUPLE Sexy young couple looking for a sexy female, or possibly a couple to join in the boudoir for an occasional encounter. We need to have a good laugh and let go with a good bottle of wine while getting comfortable. We’re two interesting, overthinkers who enjoy letting loose sometimes with some sexy fun. Discreet and respectful is a must. Bnt, 27, l, #109215

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i Spy... Dear Mistress Maeve, I’m a guy in my late twenties, and I’m seeing this woman who is going through divorce. Technically, she’s still married, but claims to be over her soon-tobe ex-husband. I don’t really have any moral dilemma with dating her. I’m more worried about getting caught up in a “rebound” situation. My friends, especially my female friends, keep warning me to be careful. Do rebound relationships ever work out? I’ve been a bachelor by choice for a long time, but I really like this girl. Sincerely, Boundless

J & L Hardware, Fairfax Sunday afternoon, April 27 You: in happening green capris and a Subaru, having paint mixed. Me: in black bibs and a blue pickup. We exchanged a lovely hello. Could we possibly both be single adults within orbit of Fairfax? Happy Hour someday? When: Sunday, April 27, 2008. Where: J & L Hardware. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903694 tall, dirty-blonde bern girl Take a break! You must be tired; you are constantly running through my mind. I wish I could just tell you how great a person I think you are. When: Sunday, April 20, 2008. Where: Bern Gallery. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903693 Railroad Earth Cutie You: green t-shirt and pony tail. Me: blond hair, blue t-shirt. We exchanged a few quick grins, but didn’t talk. Whaddya say we hop on a train together sometime? When: Thursday, April 24, 2008. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903692

Dear Boundless, Your friends are right to warn you about rebound relationships. While some rebounds do last, the vast majority end tout de suite. With your lady friend just coming out of a marriage, she may be looking instantly to recoup the comfort and stability she lost in the break-up. She may also experience distorted perception, meaning she could fall for someone more quickly than is prudent, or go for someone she normally wouldn’t choose (no offense, Boundless). Either way, once she’s clear of the emotional entanglements of her last relationship, she’ll most likely move on from the rebound, too, unless you’re careful. Ask yourself some questions: Does she speak of her ex on a regular basis, more than you’d like her to? Do you sometimes feel like a therapist, rather than a boyfriend? Did she fall head over heels for you after two dates? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you may have a classic rebound on your hands. Don’t get left in the dust by a rebounder on the rampage. I can’t stress this enough: Slow down. Do not rush into a big commitment to her. If she truly likes you, she’ll understand your concerns and honor your request to take things slowly.

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birthday boy luke You said you were celebrating your birthday. I said I liked your shirt. You rambled on about true happiness and the legacy of Twisted Sister. I was too intimidated by your cut-off jeans and foxhair tube top to make a move. Can I have a second chance? I’ll rent Major League 2 and let you say the lines. Call. When: Saturday, April 26, 2008. Where: the bar. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903691 To #111 from #35 I wanted to see or hear from you and I set up an invite for last Friday. I extend that invite to Thursday night. And Friday, day or night. “I” will again offer to take care of paying for your meal on one of these days or nights. I apologize if I got your name wrong but RJ’s music on April 27 was loud. Luigi’s in Vergennes Thursday or Friday? When: Thursday, April 17, 2008. Where: Ruben James. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903690 I forget your number I was 99. RJ’s watching Yankees vs. Sox at the I Spy party, April 17. We both lived in NY - you in Carroll Gardens. You said you “hike, bike and ski” so you moved here. Wanna hike and bike this summer? When: Thursday, April 17, 2008. Where: RJ’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903688 Arthur at Red Square You said it was your birthday and your friends left you, so I picked up where they left off. We had a great night, which included the park. Was looking forward to hearing from you, remember, Friday at 10 p.m.? So what happened? Would like to see you again. When: Wednesday, April 23, 2008. Where: Red Square. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903687 sevenrx I saw you at the grocery store and wondered if you want to get a cup of coffee sometime. I’m discreet and hope you say hello to me again when I pick up my prescriptions. When: Saturday, April 19, 2008. Where: grocery store in St. Albans. You: Man. Me: Man. #903686 Gorgeous JK Girls at Mixer Couldn’t keep my eyes off the two beautiful women representing JK Jewelry at the last Chamber Mixer. JK won’t give out your info. Please contact me - I’m young, good-looking, very well off and would love to show either or both of you a great time. You’re both smokin’ hot. Let’s party! When: Thursday, April 17, 2008. Where: Chamber Mixer. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903685 August 2006 Want to run away from both our troubles and the stress that worries us both in much different situations? Let’s go back in time to August 2006! I MISS THOSE DAYS! I can’t promise greener grass or bluer skies but I can promise wider smiles and happier times than these. Thinking of you brings me the greatest smile! To better times! When: Friday, April 18, 2008. Where: in my smile. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903684 Cutie from Queen City Your name rhymes with Greg and you’re always smiling. Thanks for brightening our day even though your visit means more work for us! We’ll see you next month! Denise and Sarah. When: Friday, April 25, 2008. Where: at work. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903681

Rite-Aid counter dude For some reason, whenever there’s a line, I never end up actually getting YOU as my cashier. Your smile makes me nervous and I always end up looking away. Maybe next time you’ll end up ringing in my order and I’ll say hello. Me: long, dark hair, college girl. You: lighter brown hair; you look like you’re in college, too. When: Saturday, April 19, 2008. Where: RiteAid, sometimes. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903680 Reluctant Republic I was the short person in the green and white linen shirt. You asked me about the book, said your father was a history man, and you were interested. Want to talk about the craziness of VT/NE/US/North American/world history (or any other topic) sometime? When: Tuesday, April 22, 2008. Where: Fletcher Free Library. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903679 Scilla at the Alley You kicked my butt two outta three but it wasn’t the scoreboard I was watchin’. Thanks for the text that made me turn around. Instead of writing on your door I hope to inscribe my name on your heart. I’ll really miss you while I’m away. Hopefully a weekend in New England for you and I soon. -SP. When: Friday, April 18, 2008. Where: Windjammer. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903678 Handsome Pre-Med Doing Laundry I was impressed by your laundry system. You said it leaves you more time to play. I wanted to ask you your name. You looked familiar. Let’s meet up sometime. Good luck! When: Thursday, April 24, 2008. Where: Pearl Street Laundry. You: Man. Me: Man. u #903677 british agent OMG to the guy who spied the BTV guard with the long black hair, maroon sweater vest and accent. I saw him too! He’s gorgeous. Cabo would’ve RULED if he came with me. He can use me and my hotel room any time. When: Tuesday, April 22, 2008. Where: BTV. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903676 Sunning/Reading in Waterbury Park You: beautiful and in the little park in Waterbury during lunch today, reading and stretching. Me: sitting sideways at the picnic table. I really wanted to say hi, and ask your take on an awkward situation I just had. Alas, I didn’t say hi, and I’ve been giving myself grief ever since. Please contact me so I can stop! When: Wednesday, April 23, 2008. Where: Park Row Waterbury. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903675 Silent but with grace So, you sat next to me upstairs at the Black Door, and stupidly, I said nothing. Didn’t think it was rude. Nerves got the better of me too, how silly. Hopefully next time, yes, we will both do better. I remember a while back sitting and looking interested in you as you worked. I’ll have to do it again soon. When: Friday, April 18, 2008. Where: Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903674 Irreplaceable Friends You last saw us sporting a nice set of tires for trousers. The laughs, games, chatting, tying ribbons to kitten tails, shrinkydinking to 4 a.m., fondant nightmares, kayaking at Charlie’s, Warren Falls - and we could go on. You are truly irreplaceable! We miss you and the furry ones so. Happy Birthday, wish I could be there so I could go first. When: Sunday, January 13, 2008. Where: standing outside of our moving truck. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903673 I-89 S Ford Ranger/Military Man Traveling south. You: Ford Ranger. Me: Toyota Camry. If ever there was a time I wanted to follow a person and stop them, this was it. Thank you for the smiles, the looks and making my evening. If we ever see one another again, please find a way to stop me. When: Wednesday, April 23, 2008. Where: I-89 South, from So. Burl. to Waterbury Exit. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903672 Peanutbutter Ice Cream and Torture Device We were in line together at Healthy Living in South Burlington. You are the tall, beautiful woman with the Ben and Jerry’s Peanut Butter Ice Cream. I was the slightly shorter-than-you, handsome guy who had the medieval torture device. I meant to get your name and number, but was too slow you had already gone. When: Wednesday, April 23, 2008. Where: Healthy Living, South Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903671

de-LISH-ious I spy a girl who isn’t afraid to be herself. She is strong, proud, funny and ridiculous all in one serving. Any way she wears her hair she looks great. Her soul is wise. Her energy provides everyone with a little bit of hope in a mundane world. When: Sunday, April 20, 2008. Where: No. Union St. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903670 impossibly beautiful You: way, way too gorgeous, amazing energy, apparently likes healthy food and Saabs. Me: goofball behind you at Healthy Living commenting about strange basscello sounds from check-out scanner. Want to meet again and tell me how far out of my league you are? When: Tuesday, April 22, 2008. Where: Healthy Living. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903668 Miggs - please come back Timing is a killer. Now I’m ready and you’re not. I miss your smile, your laughter, your hugs, your friendship, your love. Don’t make a mistake you’ll always regret. When: Wednesday, April 23, 2008. Where: my heart. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903667 Seven Days singles party #26 I think your number was 26 but that gorgeous, long, dark hair of yours was hiding your number. You had a number of guys hovering around you, especially that old guy with the white shirt that was two sizes too small for him. LOL You didn’t look very happy! I was #102 and kept a low profile. Up for coffee, drinks or lunch? When: Thursday, April 17, 2008. Where: Ruben James, Seven Days singles party. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903666 Mildred Menopause: unfortunately, a fact of life. Midlife crises: perhaps unavoidable. You in my life: priceless. Love, Alfred. When: Thursday, April 24, 2008. Where: in our home. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903665 Your guy’s a real pig And I mean that in the nicest way. Someday you’ll have a real squealer. I don’t think I’m ready for a real monkey, though. It’s hard to enough to meet single, attractive women with a stuffed one! When: Saturday, March 22, 2008. Where: around town but not recently. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903662 Kinko’s boy in blue shirt Beautiful boy working in Kinko’s Tuesday. You left me a message at work and I wish it had YOUR number on it! You were adorable in that blue shirt tucked in. Hopefully I’ll need to mount more ads on foamcore soon. If not, I’ll just have to wait for you to find me! You have the most beautiful eyes! When: Tuesday, April 22, 2008. Where: Kinko’s, Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903661 your beautiful smile I saw you in Seaway Carwash on Shelburne Road last Saturday, April 19, at noon. You were cleaning your SUV. I was out of tire cleaner and you offered that you had extra. I got mesmerized by your gorgeous smile! When I was about to leave, I wanted to ask you out for coffee but you were on your phone. I do want to ask you out. When: Saturday, April 19, 2008. Where: Seaway Carwash on Shelburne Road. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903660 Gadfly - wanna go kayaking? Gadfly, so glad you put a photo up - the donkey was misleading! If you’re up for a kayak sometime, let me know! When: Monday, April 21, 2008. Where: on a hill with his dog. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903659 Stone Soup’s Vegan Lasagna You were working behind the counter at Stone Soup on Friday night. We talked about the chocolate-covered matzo and you encouraged me to try the amazing vegan lasagna. I am the smiley brunette who was having dinner with friends and wearing a University of Texas t-shirt. Hope you have a happy Passover, too. :) When: Friday, April 18, 2008. Where: Stone Soup. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903658 DMV #19 You: #19 at the Montpelier DM, blond with amazing eyes and smile and a voice from the gods. Thanks for making my day, you are a rare beauty - and so helpful, too! When: Monday, April 21, 2008. Where: Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903655 Me and Bella I’m not sure who you are, or if we are the ones you met. We take walks on the waterfront almost every night, so maybe we will see you again? This time maybe I can get your name. When: Monday, April 14, 2008. Where: Burlington Waterfront. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903654 stowe botanist The tennis was good, but the spa-ing was better. Thanks for the whole day. When: Monday, April 21, 2008. Where: all around Stowe. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903653

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HEDONISM IS FUN It was not the “first day of my life” but it was certainly awesome! When: Monday, April 21, 2008. Where: spontaneous, non planned-out places. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903652 FERRY, PLATT., LUNCH, MOTORCYCLE - SAT. EVE. You: dark hair and goatee driving a motorcycle. Me: blond with short hair. I first saw you eating at the bar on Saturday and then again on the ferry coming home to VT. I really wanted to say something, but you were with someone and it didn’t seem right. I’d like to run into you again. Single? When: Saturday, April 19, 2008. Where: Platts. restaurant, ferry back to VT. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903651 SUNNY SUNDAY SMILE Great smile! You in brown. Me: black shirt, brown hair. First saw you rock-sitting near the guitarist then later walking. Before I left town you were manipulating your balls with your hat flipped backwards. So which is it, Goofy junk juggler or sweet, smiling sir? Call if you can laugh at yourself and your smile was for me. When: Sunday, April 20, 2008. Where: Church Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903650 SORRY SO SILENT So, I sat down next to you upstairs at Black Door on Friday night and, stupidly, I said nothing. No real excuse, because it was pretty rude, but my nerves got the better of me, as they tend to do. Hopefully next time I will do better. When: Friday, April 18, 2008. Where: Mont P. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903647

THE TURKEY WRAP WAS DELICIOUS I would like to get to know the waitress (#93) who served me (#35) and my friend on April 17. If interested, take a trip to Vergennes, grab a bite at Luigi’s Pizza, and ask for Tim:#35 from “7Days” event. See “me” in action. Hope to see you! I will pay for your meal if you like. When: Thursday, April 17, 2008. Where: Ruben James (the waitress). You: Woman. Me: Man. #903645 #35 TO #111 AT RJ I would like to possibly see you (#111:Lucia/ Lucia) again or hear from you. Even though it was one game, I would like to maybe have a rematch. I know another event is scheduled for Middlebury and will find out when and where. I hope you consider attending it or Friday take a trip to Vergennes and grab a bite at LUIGI’S. #35(Tim). When: Thursday, April 17, 2008. Where: Ruben James. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903644 PROBABLY EVER-SO-SERIOUS You were the only officer wearing a maroon sweater vest with proper diction and a sultry, breathy voice at the airport, standing out with long, dark hair. No nametag - why? I was flying to spring break and would’ve loved to take you with me, handsome man. I’m coming back; hopefully I’ll see you there again. When: Friday, April 18, 2008. Where: airport. You: Man. Me: Man. #903643 GROCERY STORE GODDESS I could make jokes about your melons but you’ve probably heard them before. You are tall, blond and gorgeous, and have the biggest, most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop thinking about you. Care to have a drink sometime? When: Tuesday, April 8, 2008. Where: Shaw’s, Shelburne Road. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903642

TO BUTTERCUP FROM WESLEY My Darling Buttercup, I have traveled through the fireswamp, fought Rodents of Unusual Size, died and come back to life for love. Please give your true love another chance. Follow your first impulse; it is usually the right one. You took my breath away on Thursday night. When: Thursday, April 10, 2008. Where: Langdon St. Cafe. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903641

D.D. Don’t worry, you make me laugh and smile on a daily basis. Nothing short of the Bruins being up 3-1 instead of down 3-1 could have pulled me out of the doldrums yesterday. The headline and place I ran into you are enough to keep me laughing for days. Thank you. When: Thursday, April 17, 2008. Where: under fake UV rays. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903634

THAT SHIRT WASN’T PINK I saw a very handsome man next to me all night with the number 47, At Ruben James, up Church Street. Thank you for the laughs, pizza and hugs and kisses - they were sweeeeeeeeet! If you want to look into my eyes again, perhaps reach the moon, let me know. #36 When: Thursday, April 17, 2008. Where: Ruben James. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903640

CHURCH STREET I met you and your Great Dane Luke on Church St. Where have you been? Dog park, dinner? Stop by my job and say hi. When: Saturday, April 12, 2008. Where: Church St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903632

BOSTON’S BABE (NO ‘S’) mudroom denizen with a knack for trivia don’t desert me here When: Friday, April 18, 2008. Where: getting it started in Stowe. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903639 CUTE BRUNETTE ON DORSET STREET I always look forward to saying hi when I stop into Pet Advantage. You seem smart, fun and attractive every time we talk. Helped you with some iPod questions a while ago and was hoping you might have some more. Would love to get together sometime for a cup of coffee or a good drink. See ya soon, I’m sure. When: Thursday, April 17, 2008. Where: Dorset St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903637 YOU KIND, WONDERFUL SOUL! You mailed me back my iPod, ID and debit card. THANK YOU! I would love to buy you a beer and maybe find out where I lost them. When: Tuesday, April 1, 2008. Where: Tuesday night. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903636

POODLE SHEPHARD ON WASHINGTON STREET You: walking with your mom on Washington St. My dad in white Cabrio stopped to inquire. I am a playful Poodle Airdale. My mom/dad would love to know about you. Can we have play date while my mom/dad discuss Poodle hybrids with your mom? I have a very smart Standard Poodle sister, but I’m sweeter. When: Monday, April 14, 2008. Where: Washington Street. You: Man. Me: Man. #903631 MCBANG You never fail to make me smile, but you’ve been gloomy yourself lately and I can’t seem to make a smile grace your face. Sorry we weren’t able to watch the Bruins together and that I was grumpy last night - I hope it didn’t rub off on you. Let’s wear our cocaptain shirts soon with our matching hats. When: Wednesday, April 16, 2008. Where: Baja expeditions. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903629

WOMAN OF MY DREAMS You are the woman of my dreams in your green granny wagon! You are not out, and I’m waiting for you to figure out that you’re not happy where you are. You said you wanted me back? Don’t let our amazing love die. People live their whole lives searching for what we have. Come take me, please. I love you. -J. When: Friday, May 26, 2006. Where: everywhere. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903628 MY HANDSOME MAN You were in my life for two years - two awesome years! We shared a lot of places and things. My favorite place was our bench on the waterfront, kissing and not caring who saw! Care to meet me there again sometime? When: Monday, May 29, 2006. Where: my life. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903627 HELLO IRIS WOW, I spy you weathering a huge storm. What a difference a week can make. Please allow me to hold your hand as you find your balance. Keep putting one foot in front of the other and hold on tight. The storm will blow through. Keep looking for the cyan sea. TOYS, Cowgirl. When: Tuesday, April 15, 2008. Where: Colchester Shaw’s. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903626 IS IT PARTICIPATING? You’re expecting this, but to my Facebookstalking, word-mix-upping, blushing, farting (oh, I went there) best friend... Happy 20! From second grade on, you’re my one and only. Live on my couch next year? LOVER YOU, betch. When: Tuesday, April 15, 2008. Where: in my heart <3. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903625 PYT ALL OVER TOWN Hey there classy lady I’ve known for so long. Dinner sometime? Glad that you found me down here - I’ve had a lot of fun with you. When: Sunday, April 13, 2008. Where: at 3 Needs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903624

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childbirth CVMC Birthing Ctr. Open House: First Wed. of every month, 5:30-7 p.m. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, 802-371-4613, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org. It’s mom’s choice: birthing the way you told us you want it! Learn more about our full range of services, meet staff members and tour our new Garden Path Birthing Center. Friends and family welcome. Registration is required. PostNatal Yoga: Cost: $10/ class. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, 802-223-9940, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org. Restore and nourish your whole postpartum body in postnatal yoga! Gentle poses, breathing exercises, restorative postures will help feed your whole self. Also, connect with other postpartum mamas and babes (precrawlers). Come when you are ready. Please call to preregister. Saturdays, 10:45 a.m. - 11:45 a.m. PreNatal Yoga: Saturdays at 9 a.m. Cost: $10/1-hour class. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, Elizabeth Murphy, 802223-9940, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org. Come and celebrate this sacred time! Gain confidence in your body’s wisdom! Ease back pain, nausea, hip discomfort and prepare your body for pregnancy, birth & beyond. Prenatal yoga instructor Elizabeth Murphy weaves her knowledge as a labor & delivery nurse, yogini and mother of two.

dance Afro-Caribbean Dance: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m., Burlington. Cost: $11/class. Location: Capitol City Grange, Montpelier; Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info: Carla Kevorkian, 802-985-3665. Dance to

the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! Argentine Tango for Beginners: May 6 - Jun. 24, 6:307:30 p.m., weekly on Tuesdays. Cost: $12/1-hour class or $85/8 classes. Location: North End Studio, 294 No. Winooski Ave., Suite 116B, Burlington. Info: A Queen City Tango Event, Elizabeth Seyler, 802-862-2833. Learn the dance of passion, improvisation and love. If you can walk, you can tango. Instructor Elizabeth Seyler is doing her doctoral research on tango and welcomes everyone from teens to seniors in her playful class. Wear shoes with hard soles that allow easy pivoting. No partner necessary. Ballroom Dancing: Mondays and Thursdays in Burlington, Tuesday and Sunday in Shelburne. Cost: $50/4 weeks (per person). Location: The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley Street; Shelburne Town Hall, 5420 Shelburne Road, Burlington and Shelburne. Info: First Step Dance, Kevin Laddison, 802598-6757, www.FirstStepDance. com. Level I classes for beginners, Level II and above for experienced dancers. We host dances (with lessons) on the second and fourth Friday of each month. No experience is necessary, just an interest in learning to dance. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $12/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes Nightclub-style oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

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drumming Burlington Taiko Classes: Cost: $53/Adult Beginner Class. Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-658-0658, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $40/5-weeks. Adults 5:30-5:20 p.m. $53/6-weeks. Sessions begin 5/13, 6/24, 9/9. Gift certificates are available! For a full schedule of classes or more info go online or email. Richmond Taiko Classes: Classes meet Thursday evenings. Cost: $5. Location: Richmond Free Library Community Room, Downtown Richmond. Info: 802-4342624, classes@burlingtontaiko. org. Paid pre-registration is due 1week before the session start dates and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Pre-registrants will receive $5 off their session fee (the first price shown below). Gift certificates are available! For a full schedule of classes or more info go to website. Kids Class (Beginners) 6:00-6:50 p.m. $45/$50/5-weeks. Adult Class (Beginners) 7:00-7:50 p.m. $41/$46/6-weeks. Sessions begin 5/15, 6/26, 9/11. Waterbury Summer Drumming Camp: Mon.-Fri., June 2327, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. Classes will meet for 1 hour each. Start times vary depending on age. Location: Thatcher Brook Primary School music room, Waterbury. Info: 802-658-0658, taikobug@yahoo. com, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Start your summer off with a bang! Taiko (Japanese drumming) and djembe (West African drumming) camp for kids entering 1st grade and up, and adults of any age! Kids Taiko $50. Kids djembe $60. Adult Taiko $65. Adult djembe $75. Gift certificates available!

Cost: Boot Camp Pilates: $180/6-week session, M & Th, 6:30 p.m. Location: Shelburne Health & Fitness, 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Health & Fitness, Dana Apgar, 802-338-0192, info@shelburnehealthandfitness.com, shelburnehealthandfitness.com. This 6-week intensive experience is designed to put the finishing touch on your spring fitness adventure. If you are looking for a boisterous, fun-filled and challenging Pilates experience using Allegro Reformers and Wunda chairs, this is the program for you! Two instructors, limit of 11 students. Walk OR Run Workshop for Women: May 7 - Jul. 23, 5:456:45 p.m., weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $50/12 weeks. Location: Williston Community Park, 195 Central School Drive, Williston. Info: Michele Morris, 802-5985625, michelejmorris@comcast. net, www.sfedge.com. FIRST STRIDES, a proven, fun program, uses encouragement and training to improve the fitness, confidence and support network of women of all ages and abilities. Walkers and beginning runners welcome. Registration forms available at all Sports & Fitness Edge locations, Women’s Source For Sports or www.sfedge. com. Registration closes May 14.

healing arts Intro Brennan Healing Science: May 2-4. Cost: $375/CAD, $425 CAD after deadline. Incl. lecture and 2 lunches. Location: Instant Present, 9823 St-Laurent, Montreal. Info: Horizons RB, Roland Berard, 514-710-3870, info@ rolandberard.com, www.rolandberard.com. Barbara Brennan Healing Science Introduction. A transformational weekend presented by Roland Berard, graduate of Advanced Studies.

herbs A Taste of Honey w Laura Brown: May 7, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $25. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal Street, Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, 802-865-4372, www. purpleshutter.com. Honey is a versatile, healing, yummy substance produced by honeybees. To demonstrate the wide range of honey & beeswax uses you’ll take

home: honey cleansing face scrub, beeswax votive candles, herbally infused honey & all natural wound salve. We’ll be using local beeswax & honey. WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Currently accepting applications for Wisdom of the Herbs 2008, Eight-Month Certification Program beginning mid-April and running through November. Cost: $1750. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, South Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool.com, www. WisdomOf TheHerbsSchool.com. Learn local plants as edibles and medicinals, plant spirit communion, home remedies, and fire making with bow drill. Wild Edible Feast Workshop, Saturday, May 10, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $80. Pre-registration requested. $10 non-refundable deposit holds your place. WORKING with TREE ESSENCES: May 6, 5-7 p.m. Cost: $25/2-hour hands-on workshop. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, 802-865-4372, www.purpleshutter.com. In this workshop, we’ll work with a nearby tree to capture its essence and bottle it. We’ll learn from the tree its healing qualities and how to use them. All will take a bottle of tree essence home with them! Fearn Lickfield is proprietor of Essential Nature in Montpelier.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin Tuesday, May 6 at 5:30 p.m. Open house and demonstration Saturday, May 31 at 11 a.m. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt. org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Gift certificates are available. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5thdegree black belt and Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CTR: Introductory Class. Location: One minute off I-89 at Exit 17, Colchester. Info: 802-8938893. Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. Location: Vermont Aikido: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave, Burlington. Info: 802-8629785, vermontaikido.org. Practice the graceful martial art Aikido in a safe, supportive environment. Benefits include increased selfconfidence, flexibility and general sense of well-being. Visitors always welcome! VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts

system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head Instructor is 5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free.

massage Asian Bodywork Therapy Cost: $5000/500Program: hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-8160, www.elementsofhealing.net. This program teaches two forms of Oriental massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory, the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang Theory and 5-Element Theory. Additionally, diagnostic methods of pulse, abdominal and tongue diagnosis are taught giving students the tools to treat a wide range of imbalances. Thai Yoga Bodywork Intro Class: Sat., May 3rd in Burlington. Register at touchstonehealingarts.com or 802-658-7715. Cost: $75. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, South Burlington. Learn a series of simple and effective massage and stretching techniques to increase flexibility and ease. Whether you are considering professional training or would like to bring bodywork home to family and friends, come enjoy a relaxing and rejuvenating day. Individuals and pairs welcome. Wear comfortable clothing.

meditation Introduction to Zen: May 3, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Cost: $55/ all-day, incl. lunch. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, www. vermontzen.org. The Workshop is conducted by an ordained Zen Buddhist teacher and focuses on the theory and meditation practices of Zen Buddhism. Pre-registration is required. Lunch is incl. Please register online. LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m. which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop

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metal/stained glass Stained Glass: Lead Came: May 17, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m.. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www. shelburneartcenter.org. One-day introductory stained glass workshop for beginners to learn the lead came method of constructing stained glass. Learn to select glass colors, cut glass, assemble with lead came, solder, cement, and finish a panel. Take home a completed lead came panel. Members $108, nonmembers $120, materials $15.

pilates 123 Pilates Studio: Join Ballet Conditioning, Integrative Movement and Pilates classes, or combine all three in the 123: Studio class. 30-day studio pass, class cards and per-class rates available at the front desk. Location: 123 Pilates Studio, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Hwy 127, just north of the Beltway), Colchester. Info: Lucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, lucille@123pilates.com, 123Pilates.com. Exercise your brain, heart and whole body. Beyond the ordinary, our studio sessions bring together the best of Pilates exercise, Integrative Movement and Ballet conditioning to enliven core strength, coordination, memory function and creativity. Experience the difference of 20 years’ teaching experience. Small classes, professional instruction, individual attention and fun! ABSOLUTE PILATES: Invigorating group and private classes. Location: Espire, 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info: 802-310-2614, www.absolutepilatesvt.com. Tone, stretch, strengthen and shape up for summer with certified classical Pilates instructor Lynne Martens. Sculpt a great new body in group mat classes or private lessons on reformer, Wunda chair and tower unit in an attractive welcoming locale. Visit our website for pricing, class times and specials. Cost: Boot Camp Pilates: $180/6 weeks, M & Th, 6:30 p.m. Location: Shelburne Health & Fitness, 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Health & Fitness, Dana Apgar, 802-3380192, info@shelburnehealthand fitness.com, shelburnehealthand fitness.com. This 6-week intensive experience is designed to put the finishing touch on your spring fitness adventure. If you are looking for a boisterous, fun-filled and challenging Pilates experience using Allegro Reformers and Wunda chairs, this is the program for you! Two instructors, limit of 11 students. Pilates Space: Call for current pricing. Location: Pilates Space, 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802863-9900, www.pilatesspace.net. Come experience our expert teachers, beautiful, light-filled studio, and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness. Free intro to Pilates: Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or call to arrange a time to fit your schedule. Pilates Method Alliance Member.

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reiki Reiki Class - Level I: May 18, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $150/6hr. class. Location: Shelburne Village, Shelburne. Info: Cindy Fulton, M.A., NCTMB, 802-9859580, cindy@energymedicinevt. com, www.energymedicinevt. com. Learn this ancient healing art that facilitates health on all levels (body, mind & spirit). Many find Reiki to be a powerful tool for personal healing and transformation, as well. You will be attuned to Reiki and trained to use Reiki on yourself and others. Reiki II - 6/1.

scuba SCUBA CERTIFICATION COURSE: Apr. 29 - May 22. Weekly on Tues. & Thurs., 5:30-9:30 p.m. Cost: $325/8-class course. Location: Waterfront Diving Center, 214 Battery St., Burlington. Info: Waterfront Diving Center, Jonathan Eddy, 802-865-2771, info@waterfrontdiving.com, waterfrontdiving.com. Do something exciting in Vermont this summer. Learn to SCUBA dive. There is nothing like it on earth!

spirituality Buddhanature: May 7, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $20/suggested donation. Location: 418 Hildred Dr., Burlington. Info: Rime Shedrub Ling, Sarah Snow, 802-730-2040, snwsrh@yahoo.com. Rime Shedrub Ling Centers welcome the return of Venerable Younge Khachab Rinpoche, a Rime (non-sectarian) master of Tibetan Buddhism, to Burlington. He will be teaching on “Creation and Completion�. You do not need to be Buddhist to join us in exploring these wonderful teachings. Develop Your Psychic Ability: May 31 - Jun. 1. Cost: $300/16hour class. Location: Hampton Inn, 42 Lower Mountain View

well-being Have trouble making decisions?: Sat., May 3. Lead by Marian Feldman, M.S. Psychotherapist and Outdoors Woman. Cost: $250. Location: Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne. Info: 802-9855883. The “Nature of Decisions� women’s group is a five week series blending Therapy, Spirit and Nature that will benefit anyone desiring to learn or enhance decision making skills. Participants increase confidence and self-trust, let go of “second guessing� and recognize personal sources of wisdom through experiential learning and practice in a supportive and beautiful environment.

wood Green Bowl Turning: May 1718, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Weekend workshop. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Learn how to turn a wooden bowl from green material, or refine skills you already have. This workshop will cover material selection and preparation; lathe safety, operation, and chucking techniques; bowl design considerations; and finishing and drying techniques. Members $220, nonmembers $250, materials $30. More wood classes online.

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3 bedroom Ranch loaded with recent updates, including wood floors, windows & doors. 2 car garage. Near rec path. Fabulous New North End location. $204,900.

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Call Sheila Jacobs Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty (802) 846-9516 SJacobs@HickokandBoardman.com

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1.22 - 7.15 acres each Starting at $99,900 South facing orientation for passive solar gain. Septic INCLUDED (5-BR capacity each lot). May contract your own builder. Great views, open fields. Ten acre lot. Second lot with river frontage available. New Haven. $99,500. Call Kate von Trapp Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9512 www.ChrisvonTrapp.com

2-BR Burlington Apt. Located in New North End. 1st floor, onsite laundry, parking, close to bus line & shopping. Avail. immed. $900/ mo. + utils. Info: Rob, 802-3555811, rporatti@wildblue.net.

2-BR in Colchester Newly constructed, new appliances incl. stove, refrigerator, DW & miNice Townhouse For Sale crowave. Lots of closet space, Stunning townhouse w/ great features & upgrades.2/25/08 2200 10:25:18 sq.ft. AMplenty of parking, economical natural gas heat. Avail. 5/1. Info: above ground + finished basement 802-598-6407. of 650 sq.ft. below ground. 3-BR,

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ESCAPE TO VERMONT Hubbardton, VT. 22 acres. $59,900. Private, 2x1c-greentree022008-phyllis.ind1 1 Hebron, NY. 2.4 acres. $16,900. Owner/broker. Call Ivan the Terrible at 802-324-3291 and 802-2828273. Info: www.greenmts.com.

$157,900 Two Bedroom House Cozy 2-BR, 1284 sq.ft. home has many qualities to offer. It’s less than a mile to Lake Champlain. Just minutes to I-89 & close to all amenities. A lg. fenced-in backyard & a screened in back porch w/ hot tub. The home sits in a quiet neighborhood w/ nice neighbors & minimal traffic. Info: Matt Garrett, 802-578-1758, msgarret@yahoo.com, fsbo-vt.net/ ListingDetails.asp?id=203.

Essex Jct new townhome 3BR, 2.5-BA, end unit, minutes from IBM & Essex schools, 2400sq.ft. living space, 1000-sq.ft. unfinished basement, 2-car garage, natural gas heating, 2ndfloor W/D. $269,000. Info: Nanju Na, 802-825-6095, na_nanju@ yahoo.com. HOME FROM $30,000 Buy foreclosures! Must sell now! 1-4 bedrooms. Call for listings. (AAN CAN). Info: 800-903-7136.

2.5-BA. Info: Sven Eklof, 802860-2213, sven_irma@yahoo. com, www.173ferncourt.com.

For Rent 193howard.com: 3-BR Apt 2BA, Hill Section, 1st floor. Walk to town or UVM. Avail. June 1 or July 1. $1800/mo. Please apply online at www.193howard.com. Info: www.193howard.com.

3-BR Condo, So. Burl. Avail Jun. 1; 2000-sq.ft., 2-BA, eatin kitchen, finished walk-out basement w/ W/D, 1-car garage. $1700/mo. incl. garbage & snow removal. Info: 802-324-1685.

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Attractive 3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath Milton Colonial with excellent expansion potential over 2-car garage. Features include 2 accesses to the basement, covered porch, alarm system and first floor laundry hook-ups. Set on a .39 acre lot with stream. $249,900.

Currently zoned residential, this could easily become a restaurant or B&B. Dual septic, municipal water, view of Lake Champlain & Adirondacks plus great location on Rt. 17W near the bridge to NY State. 270’ road frontage and 2.8 acres. Offered at $325,000.

Immaculate 2100+ sq. ft Colonial. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. Incredible master bedroom suite with walk-in closet. Many bonus rooms. Large kitchen/dining room with deck. Tile & laminate flooring. Two car garage & walkout basement. Above ground pool. Mountain view.

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448-450 Colchester Ave. 2-BR, $1225/mo. 3-BR, $1425/mo. Most utils. incl. Some off-street parking. Walking distance to campus. Avail. first week of June. Info: 978-887-0765. Avail. 6/1 89 Buell St. Sunny lg. 2-BR apt., LR, storage, coinop W/D. Heat & HW incl. No pets. $1150/mo. Info: 802-310-0212. B-town, 2-BR & 4-BR apts. Sunny & clean Old North End apts. 2nd story, porches, storage, pets negotiable. NS. $950-$1450/mo. Info: Jeff, 802-864-4838, jeff@ redhousebuilding.com. Beautiful Williston Home Private country home on 1-acre lot but mins. from all the shops. 4+ BRs, 3-BA, full finished basement, sunroom, patio, 2-car garage. $2100/mo. incl. water, sewer. Avail. June or July. Info: Laura Martin, 802-233-8265. Burlington Plattsburg Ave. Avail. 6/1. 3-BR, 1.5-BA, finished basement w/ W/D, garage. Dogs OK. $1300/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229.

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call 540-0007 for service Burlington 3-BR, 1-BA, HDWD floors, parking, coin-op W/D, porch. $1450/mo. + utils. Info: 802-324-6446. Burlington Lg. efficiency, parking, NS/pets. $750/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/1. Info: 802-658-0621. BURLINGTON Lg. sunny 2-BR second floor apt. at 185 No. Willard St. Off-street parking. NS/pets maybe. $1175/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/1. Info: 802-658-0621.

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Housing lot near downtown with city approval for a 1,600 SF two-story, single family home. A great city yard and off-street parking for 2 cars add to the property. Owner/broker. $94,500

Come see this renovated 1895 “New England Cape�! Boasting 3-BR, 1.5-BA w/ 1st fl laundry. Many upgrades incl: new metal roof, skylight, siding, windows, flooring, paint & much more! Very convenient to I89, shopping, CVMH & schools. Reduced to $172,900.

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Burlington Plattsburg Ave. Avail. 5/1. 3-BR, 1.5-BA, basement w/ W/D hookups, parking. Dogs OK. $1200/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229. . Burlington Quiet, safe, Lakeside neighborhood, park setting. 3-BR, 1.5-BA, walk to beach/bike path/bus-stop/Oakledge Park. 7 min. drive to Church St. or I-89. Sunny, glassed-in porch, cedar deck. Landscaped, HDWD. NS/ pets. 1200 sq.ft. + basement + garage. $1500/mo. + utils. Info: 802-372-8707. Burlington Murray St. Avail. 6/1. 3-BR, 1-BA, close to downtown. Pets considered. $1200/ mo. Call Coburn & Feeley 8645200 ext. 229. Burlington Beautiful lake & park views. Unique 1 & 2-BR, some HDWD, off-street parking. NS/pets. Avail. May $750-1150/ mo. Call for appointment. Info: 802-476-4071. Burlington Ground floor 2-BR, HDWD floors, kitchen appliances, W/D hookups, off-street parking, lg. yard. Avail. now. $1275/mo. + dep. & refs. Info: Dave, 802-316-6419. Burlington South Meadow, 3-BR handicap accessible unit, 1-BA, very open floor plan, gas heat. NS/pets. Currently avail. For showing times or more info please call. Info: 802-864-9966. Burlington & Winooski 14 West St., Winooski 3-BR, laundry room, full BA, gas heat, parking, small yard. $1200/mo. 43 No. Union St. Avail. 6/1. Lg. efficiency, heat & HW incl. Full BA, parking. No dogs. $725/mo. Info: 802-862-7467. Burlington 2-BR Sunny & bright, between No. Willard & Prospect, dining room, HDWD floors, 2 porches, W/D, gas heat, off-street parking. Avail. 6/1. $1390/mo. + utils. Info: 802-310-4205.

Burlington 2-BR Robinson #57174 Parkway. Private porch, Job HDWD, gas Size: 5�x 4� heat, W/D on premises, off-street parking, new kitchen, walking gs distance to UVM, FAHC. $1325/ mo. + utils. NS/dogs. Avail. 5/1. Info: 802-310-4205.

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dateHDWD range Burlington 3-BR S. Union, printed in the floors, fireplace, wraparound porch, W/D, off-streetdisclosure. parking, gas heat. Avail. 6/1. $1775/mo. + utils. Info: 802-310-4205. Burlington 3-BR Beautiful w/ off-street parking, covered porch, convenient location, storage space, gardens. $1425/mo. Avail. 6/1. Incl. garbage. NS/dogs. Info: 802-221-1796. Burlington 3-BR Colonial On quiet street near bike path in New North End. 1.5-BA, lg. sunny yard, eat-in kitchen, playroom, LR fireplace, W/D, garage. Cats OK. Avail. June 1. $1600/mo. + utils. Info: 802-879-1115. Burlington 4+ BR Spacious apt. w/ extra rooms. Victorian woodwork, DW, W/D. Walk to downtown & UVM. 2-car garage. All utils. incl. $2200/mo. Info: Thomas Charpentier, 802-310-5674. Burlington lg. 1-BR LR, full BA, full kitchen, heat & HW incl. Avail. 5/1 or 6/1. $820/mo. 802338-2335 or 802-425-2678. Burlington No. Ave. Furnished studio w/ BA, private entrance, quiet neighborhood, off-street parking. $575/mo. incl. everything + hi-speed internet. NS/ pets. Info: 802-864-0838. Burlington Sunny 2-BR apt Recently renovated, lg. back yard, off-street parking, coin-op W/D, monitor heater. Walk downtown! Pets neg. Avail. Jun. 1. Refs.,

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Burlington, Shelburne Rd 2-BR avail. 7/1. Parking. On bus line. No dogs. $905/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com. By the Week Boarding house, semi-furnished rooms, cable TV, Internet, central Winooski location, free parking. $175/room/wk. + $100 dep. Call for rental application. Info: Brad, 802-338-8434. Cambridge Small secluded house, gas heat, lease, 1st., last, sec. No pets. $800/mo. incl. electric & plowing. Info: 802-644-5358. Colchester Mobile Home 3BR, 1-BA, Westbury Park, pool/ tennis court. $950/mo. + first, last. Good credit & ref. a must! Lg. yard, 1 cat ok. Info: Randi, 802-343-1348.

CUTE, SUNNY STUDIO FOR YOU 4/28/08 2:01:28 PM Top of Church St., quiet. New separate kitchen, lg. windows, off-street parking. Walk to everything, save gas! $625/mo. Info: Sallie Ballantine, 802-872-0035. Essex Condo 2-BR, lg. LR, fresh paint, pool, tennis, carport, storage. No dogs. Avail. now. $925/ mo. Call 802-338-2335 or 802425-2678. Info:. Hinesburg, Rt. 116 2-BR, parking. No dogs. Avail. 6/1 or Jul. $860/mo. incl. heat & HW. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com. Info:.

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Country Store for Sale Work and have fun! Thriving-turn key business in prime country location. Tremendous opportunity with additional growth potential. If you have experience in the food business, restaurant, baking, chef, butcher etc., this layout allows for a great revenue mix while working on your creations in the kitchen. Put your business plan together and make it happen! Willing to train. $479,000 + Inventory For more Info 802-343-5694 or send email to bikehikeskiinvt@yahoo.com

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Charming 1890s home4/8/08 located7:30:19 AM in downtown Vergennes. 3 bedrooms and 2 baths, kitchen, dining and living rooms. 3season porch with deck. http://111mainstreet. googlepages.com/homeforsale. 802-877-3736.

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MAD RIVER GLEN Mid May-Nov. Furnished ski house. $700/mo. + utils. NS. Info: 802-453-3443. NORTH FERRISBURG Sunny, spacious 1-BR, HDWD floors, 2 level. $650/mo. + heat. Info: 802-425-3737. ONE STORY CONDO FOR RENT 1051 sq.ft. condo. Heat & HW, central air. W\D, 1.5-BA. Secure garage. One cat allowed. NS. Rent negotiable. Info: 802-343-2689. PRIVATE, DUPLEX-STYLE 2-BR Family setting, off-street parking, 1-BA apt. W/D in adjacent building. Shelburne Rd., Burlington. Avail. Jun. 1. $900/mo. Info: 802-578-7113, barbzmail@wbhsi. net. RIVERWATCH CONDO FOR RENT 3-BR Burlington condo. Pool, new paint, heat & HW, garage parking, garbage/snow removal all incl. Close to UVM & I-89. Avail. Jun. 1. $1760/mo. Info: Andrew Christiansen, 802-355-9961, jansen_ato@yahoo.com. SO. BURL. 2-BR DUPLEX Fenced in private yard, great neighborhood, one car garage separates units, full basement, lg. LR, close to bus-line and shopping. Avail. 6/1. Info: Cindy Morin, 802-343-0671. SO. BURLINGTON TOWNHOUSE Sunny, 2-BR, W/D, DW, great location, immaculate. NS/pets considered. Avail. June 14. $1175/mo. Info: 802-862-0449. SOUTH BURLINGTON APT 1-BR. Sunny, cute, close to UVM and medical center. Utils. incl. Info: 802-862-1746, www.mark92455@ msn.com.

« for rent HUNTINGTON BROOKSIDE CABIN 1-of-a-kind, 1-story, spacious 1BR, loft, wood stove, woodfired sauna, DSL. Walk to hiking trails on Camel’s Hump Road. 30 min. to Burlington. 1 pet. $1500/mo.

+ utils. (6-month/1-year lease). Refs. required. Avail. June 1. Info: 802-434-7650. LARGE 3-BR INCLUDES HEAT Nice duplex, quiet end of street. Huge kitchen, DW, W/D, front & back porches, fenced back yard. Avail Jun. 1. $1600/mo. incl. heat, trash, water. Info: 802-860-6711.

SOUTH BURLINGTON CONDO Dorset St. Town House. 2-BR, 1-BA, quiet, carport, W/D, storage. On busline, close to park, UVM, FAHC, shopping, bike path. New Flooring. NS/pets. Avail. Lease 6/1. $1175/mo. + utils & dep. Info: 802-316-1261.

SUNNY 2-BR DUPLEX, ESSEX 3x3c-CHTrentals012308.indd 1 Quiet, residential area. Minutes to grocery stores, movies, bus, shopping. Lg. yard, carport, basement, W/D, DW, new floors & paint. NS/pets. $1075/mo. Info: 802-238-7152. UNDERHILL CTR: BIG 2-BR Trails, brook. Walk to school, stores, tennis, pond. W/D, DW, new kitchen. $1200/mo. Utils. & internet incl. NS, pets negotiable. Info: Peter, 802-899-1132. UPPER COLLEGE ST. 1-BR Excellent neighborhood near UVM/hospital/downtown. Carpeted, lg. closets, full BA, appliances incl. DW, garbage disposal. Laundry, extra storage, HW, parking. Clean, quiet. NS/pets. $875/mo. Info: 802-985-5598. WATERBURY 2-BR APT. Quiet, well maintained building, additional storage, laundry room. Walking distance to stores, restaurants, parks, etc. Avail. late April or 6/1. No dogs. Info: 802-496-4406. WINOOSKI 2 & 3-BR APTS. Parking, on busline, gas heat. Pets neg. $800, $810 & $1085/mo. + utils. Info: 802-434-7370, unlimitedpropertiessv@yahoo.com.

WINOOSKI, HICKOK ST., 2-BR HDWD, parking. No dogs. Avail. 5/1. $815/mo. 802-660-3481, x1021. www.nevilleco.com. Info:. WINOOSKI, MAIN ST. Avail. July 1. 3-BR, parking. No dogs. $875/ mo. incl. heat & HW. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

Housemates BURLINGTON NS, open-minded roommate needed. 2-br house located between UVM and St. Mikes. W/D, off-street parking. On busline. $400/mo. + dep. and utils. Avail. 5/1. 658-0302, 338-2834. CREATIVE TYPES WANTED NOW! Coolest spot in town. Creative types wanted for our funky downtown Burlington apt. Musicians, writers, painters, philosophers, etc. Room avail. May 1. $395/mo. incl. utils. Info: 802-825-2659.

HINESBURG HOUSEMATE NS want1/22/08 10:12:03 AM ed to share modern house in wooded setting w/ cat & owner. No TV, videos OK. $465/mo. incl. utils. + DSL. Call Richard. Info: 802-482-4004. JERICHO HOME Two women to share lovely 3-BR home in country. Incl. fireplace, pool, organic gardens, H/S internet, W/D. $500/mo. Info: 802-999-1265, ft1103@aol.com. MILTON: 2 people seeking 3rd in 5-bedroom house, lots of open space inside/out, storage, woodstove and gas heat, parking. Perennial/vegetable. Kitchen w/everything, W/D. $375/mo. + utils. Info: 802-893-4348. ROOMMATE WANTED COLCHESTER 2-BR condo, $700/mo. incl. utils. & cable TV/internet. Parking, W/ D, community pool, tennis, hiking trails. Must share with 29-yr-old prof. male and cat (no other pets please), smokers OK (smoke outside). Info: 802-233-0161. ROOMMATES WANTED Mature NS roommates wanted to share house in Colchester, 10 min. from Burlington, 20 min. to St. Albans. Storage, W/D, cable & internet, aboveground pool. Info: 802-893-3319.

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Office/ Commercial Burlington Main Street Landing. Join our neighborhood of creative and friendly businesses in a healthy and beautiful environment, www.waterfronttheatre. org. Info: Melinda Moulton, 802864-7999, www.mainstreetlanding.com. burlington office space 1000 sq.ft. offices in charming historic building. On King St. near Battery. Off-street parking. Info: Patrick Waters, 802-425-3258. Downtown Studio Space(s) Large, sunny, high ceilings, excellent art district location, w/ other design professionals. Perfect for graphic designer, architect. $275/mo. incl. Internet, A/C, office furniture (if interested!). Info: 802-540-0361. Shelburne Office Space Quiet village location. 300-600-1200 sq.ft. Flexible layout, terms & price. Also nice shop/office & storage spaces. Avail. 6/15. Info: 802-238-5566, wwind12@gmail. com. Waterfront office space available. Adirondack views. Incls. parking. Info: Ken, 802-865-3450.

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HELP WANTED Earn Extra income assembling CD cases from Home. Start Immediately. No Experience Necessary. 1-800-405-7619 ext. 150 http://www.easyworkgreatpay.com (AAN CAN) HOME REFUND JOBS! Earn $3,500 - $5,000 weekly processing company refunds online! Guaranteed Paychecks! No experience needed! Positions available today! Register online now! (AAN CAN) Info: www.RebateWork.com. MEDIA MAKE-UP ARTISTS Earn up to $500/day for television, CD/ videos, film, fashion. One week course in Los Angeles while building portfolio. Call for Brochure. (AAN CAN) Info: 310-364-0665, www.MediaMakeupArtists.com. MYSTERY SHOPPERS Get paid to shop! Retail/Dining establishments need undercover clients to judge the quality/customer service. Earn up to $150 a day. (AAN CAN) Info: 800-901-9370. OUTDOOR YOUTH COUNSELOR Come make a difference working in the great outdoors. Immediate openings at Eckerd outdoor therapeutic programs in NC, TN, GA, FL, VT, NH and RI. Year-round residential position, free room & board, competitive salary/benefits. Info and apply online: www. eckerdyouth.org. Or fax resume to Career Advisor/AN, 727-442-5911. EOE/DFWP (AAN CAN) POST OFFICE NOW HIRING Avg. Pay $20/Hour or $57K/yr. includes federal benefits and OT. Offered by Exam Services, not affiliated w/USPS who hires. (AAN CAN) Info: 866-616-7019. PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Talk with caring agency specializing in matching Birthmothers with Families nationwide. LIVING EXPENSES PAID. Call 24/7 Abby’s One True Gift Adoptions (AAN CAN) Info: 866-413-6293.

Childcare After-school Childcare Job Childcare needed for 2 children in Shelburne, 2:30-6 p.m., Mon.Fri., starting right away. Pay negotiable. Call Karina. Info: 802-318-7388. BABYSITTER/NANNY needed For 4.5-year-old in our home in Charlotte (15 min. from Burlington). Late May/early June through summer months (and beyond if possible). Part-time 12-20 hours per week. Possible weekend days too. Looking for experienced, creative, active, reliable babysitter. College student or older please. Teacher or day care experience preferred. Experience w/ 4-yearolds preferred. Childcare references required. Nice family. Will help w/ gas money. Please send resume to LCIsearch@aol.com. Thanks. Laura. S

Downtown Burlington w/free parking. Hypnosis helps: attention, anxiety, test taking, depression, focusing, phobias, PTSD, panic, pain, healing, performance, procrastination, sports, relationships, smoking, diet & exercise, child/ adolescent/adult. Insurance/credit cards accepted. Info: Maureen Turner, 802-658-2140, mturner@motivationhypnosis. com, http://www.motivationhyp nosis.com.

Creative DOG/CATS CARE & CLEANING Do you need someone to watch your pets? Over 20 yrs. exp. w/ animals, formal owner of Maggie Mae’s pet care, So. Burl. Also cleaning. Maggie Collins, 802-893-3319. Write Well Writing Service Tutoring in preparation for highschool, college and SATs, letter and manuscript writing/word processing, professional resume creation, editing/proofreading. Reasonable rates. Email or call (leave a message). Info: 802-734-4412, WriteWellVT@hotmail.com.

Education Dynamic People Wanted Growing childcare center looking for outstanding, team-oriented individuals w/ a strong educational background, flexibility and a sense of humor! Info: Leaps and Bounds at Blair Park, Mia Parizo, 802-879-2736, miaparizo@yahoo. com. Tutor Available K-6 VT-certified K-6 teacher available for summer tutoring. I’ll help your child feel successful and enjoy learning! I provide individualized instruction at affordable rates. Info: 802-858-9916.

Financial/Legal CREDIT REPAIR! Erase bad credit legally Money back Warranty, FREE Consultation & Information. (AAN CAN) Info: 866-410-7676, www. nationalcreditbuilders.com. YOUR CLASSIFIED AD printed in more than 100 alternative papers like this one for just $1,200.00! To run your ad in papers with a total circulation exceeding 6 million copies per week, call the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies at 202-289-8484. No adult ads. (AAN CAN).

Health/Wellness DEEP-TISSUE MASSAGE Healing Currents Massage for Women provides manual therapy for treatment of chronic musculoskeletal pain. Deep-tissue techniques, neuromuscular therapy, myofascial release. Shannon Dunlap, CMT. Chace Mill. Info: Healing Currents Massage for Women, Shannon Dunlap, 802-363-9787, www.healingcurrentsmassage.com.

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Feng Shui Vermont Improve your space, improve your life! Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Integrated design services, clutter clearing, space clearing, real estate staging, color, renovations; presentations, workshops. Info: Feng Shui Vermont, Certified Feng Shui Consultant Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed., 802-496-2306, cwheelock@ fengshuivermont.com, http:// www.fengshuivermont.com. Full Body Massage for Men Spring is here for you now with a soothing and sensual massage. Special attention on feet & lower back. Info: Jay, 802-233-5037. Look & Feel Better Now! Lose weight the Healthy Lifestyles way! Call today & ask about our 3, 6- & 12-month program specials. Info: Healthy Lifestyles, Kathryn Evans, 802-658-6597, healthylifestylesvt@msn.com, www.healthylifestylesvt.com. Massage/Spa Therapy 4 Men Jim, RN offering massage and spa services. Massage therapy - Swedish, sports/therapeutic, sensual touch. Spa services: skin therapy - micro-derm peel and anti-aging facial treatments. Body hair removal - call for details. Contact for rates and appointment times. Info: Jim, 802-310-8291, jhart1159@comcast.net, www. miraclesoftouch.com. Prof. Deep-Tissue Massage Provides relief for those suffering from athletic training issues, musculoskeletal issues and everyday chronic pain. Therapies include deep-tissue and neuromuscular techniques. Professional office located in downtown BurlJ.K. Lawn maintenance For all ington. Info: David J. Marcati Jr., your lawn and landscape needs. 802-999-5323, davidjmarcati@ 2x6c-CHT043008.indd Free estimates1 and fully insured. massagetherapy.com. Info: 802-999-4612. Psychic Counseling And channeling w/ Bernice Kelman, Under- ODD JOBS YOU BETCHA Pressure washing, interior/exterior painthill, VT. 30+ yrs. experience. Also: ing, fences and decks, doors, winenergy healing, chakra balancing, dows, baseboard casing, general Reiki, rebirthing, other lives, carpentry. Info: 802-373-2444. classes & more. Info: 802-8993542, kelman_b@yahoo.com.

Psychic Readings With GrandMother Singing Wolf Kashta Tua Tai Ma, Shaman & Mystic & Ariel Vivaine Merrow, Celtic Shaman & Mystic. Visit website or call to schedule a reading. Info: 802658-7478, www.wolvessingingheyokah.com. Samadhi Cushions & Store Meditation cushions and benches handmade in Barnet, Vermont since 1976. Our store is open Mon.-Sat. Info: 800-331-7751, www.samadhicushions.com.

Piana Brothers Painting Residential/Commercial Interior/ Exterior Fully Insured Free Estimates Info: Piana Brothers Painting, 802-881-1480.

Tractor Work Brush mowing, driveway repair & other property maintenance as needed. All new equipment, reasonable rates, very dependable service. Free estimates. Please call Eric, 7931597, or Tom, 730-4886. Info: Eric Hale.

Soothing Care for New Moms MamaDoula, postpartum care service! Let us provide you with a clean house, delicious meal, calm spirit and happy baby. Serving Vermont families since 2001. Info: MamaDoula, 802-735-1430, mamadoulavt@gmail.com, www. mamadoulavt.com.

Home/Garden DIRECTV SATELLITE Television, free equipment, free 4 room installation, free HD or DVR receiver upgrade. Packages from $29.99/ mo. Call Direct Sat TV for details 1-888-455-9567. (AAN CAN). HELP IS HERE Having a hard time selling your house? Let me help you to organize your home. My expertise for design and creativity will help you move and get the buyer you deserve. Call me and arrange for a consultation. You will not be disappointed. Info: DESIGN ON A DIME, Olive Rowe, 802-878-2591.

03 Jeep G Cherokee Laredo Sport utility 4-dr., 6-cyl. 4.0-L, 4/28/08 1:55:35 auto, air, power W/L/D/M, CD, PM 4WD, remote keyless entry, low miles - 37K, privacy glass, power outlets, ABS. $13500/OBRO. Info: 802-872-0921. 1974 MG Midget Good condition, new top, new radiator & other parts. 4-spd. 1275cc engine. $1700/OBO. Info: Chris, 802-8627735, cjcarley@sover.net. 1984 Porsche 928 V8, coupe, sunroof, leather, brick red, “ The original land shark.” Info: 802-878-2888. 1994 Chevy 4x4 Truck V-6 Factory Rebuilt Engine w/ 26K. Runs Great! Lots of new parts. Needs some work, brake line & right differential. Info: 802-223-2359. 1995 Audi A6 Wagon AWD Silver, gray leather, 158K, Bose stereo, A/C, sunroof, 3rd seat. Good condition. Books >$5000; asking $3000. Info: 802-734-1584. 1997 Ford Explorer, stick! 136K. Runs well, some rust, everything works. Must sell fast. Make an offer - call or email. Details at Craig’s List - Burlington. Info: Ben Haulenbeek, 802-9227519, ben_haulenbeek@hotmail. com, http://www.benhaulenbeek. com/explorer.

Bicycles Giant NRS-XTC 3 Nice full suspension mountain bike w/ Mavic Crossmax Tubeless wheels. XT cranks. Call for more details. Info: 978-423-3746.

Cars/Trucks $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS Hondas, Chevys, Jeeps, Fords and more! Cars/Trucks from $500! For listings call 1-800-706-1759 X6443 (AAN CAN).

1998 GMC 3/4-Ton V8 Savana Chevy, 5.7-L, auto., 135”, cruise, tilt, PL, A/C, 137K, divider, shelfs, racks, 2nd set of mounted tires. $5475/OBO. Info: J M., 802-373-3476. 2000 Audi A6 Quattro Wagon Excellent condition. Loaded, leather everything. AWD, meticulously maintained, very clean & safe German wagon. Extended warranty incl. See details and slideshow at: www.gregerdmann.services.officelive.com. $8900. Info: Greg Erdmann, 802-878-9347. 2000 Chevy S-10 ext. cab Good condition, 1 owner, no accidents, trailer hitch. Kelley BB $7300; asking $6700. Info: Kelly Story, 802-985-9223, kellyrps@earthlink.net.

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maintained. Very good condition. Good summer & winter tires. Below book: $9200/OBO. Info: 802-244-8478. 2002 Honda Civic EX Black, auto., 4-dr., cruise, A/C, CD, new tires, 105K. Good condition. $7500. 802-272-0157

« on the road 2000 Dodge Van w/Chairlift High top, white, runs like new, good body, 800-lb. hydraulic chairlift, well-maintained, tow pkg., good tires & mileage, seats 11. $6500/OBO. Info: 802-5225606, techtranslation2000@yahoo.com. 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee One owner. Spotless. Excellently maintained. 4WD. Tow package. 127K mostly highway. Sunroof. Remote entry. 6-cyl. Power everything. Bluebook is $8200, but asking $7495/OBO. Info: 802-881-2800. 2001 Honda Civic LX Silver, 2dr. coupe, auto, cruise, A/C, CD & tape player, 114K. Good condition. $6800. Info: 802-272-0157. 2001 Volvo: Get Outdoors! AWD, XC70, 4 Thule bike racks, snowsports clamshell, 126K. Built to last, well-cared for, dealer-

2003 Chevy Trailblazer 57K, auto., CD/cass/AMFM, remote starter, power W/L, 4 new tires, white w/gray cloth interior, tinted windows. Excellent cond., 1 owner. $11,000/OBO. Info: 518-726-0639. 2003 Honda Pilot EX-L Silver, dark gray leather, 84K, all maintenance records. Very well maintained, runs great, never had a problem w/ it! $13,000/OBO. Info: 802-578-5040. 2004 Chev Aveo w/ sunroof 5dr., hatchback, sunroof, premium MP3 sound, power D/W, original owner, great mpg, keyless entry, iPod attachment, green ext., gray int. $5000. Info: 802-343-8968. 2004 Honda Accord EX 4dr., gray, auto. 85K, 6-disc CD changer, alloy wheels, moon roof, A/C, clean, bug deflector, rain guards, power L/W. $9800. Info: 802-879-7194. 95 Chevy Beretta Z26 V6, Nice 2-dr. Runs great. 26-28 mpg. $1800/OBO. Info: 802-238-9208.

96 Nissan Pathfinder 4x4 SEV6, 4X4, auto, 153K, maroon. Power W/L/M/sunroof, AC, cruise, roof rack. New draw-tite hitch. New t-belt, water pump, thermostat, muffler. Full tuneup 2007. Newly inspected. Runs great. $3500/OBO. Info: 802-651-0385, cpcsoldier@hotmail.com. 97 Chevy Lumina LS Runs great, very reliable. Power driver seat, windows & locks, keyless entry, Pioneer CD/MP3 CD player. Some rust spots. $1000/OBO. Info: 802-999-1197. Auto Auction 3 Saturdays ea. Month Open to the Public THCAuction.com 802-878-9200 Info:. CARS FROM $500! Hondas, Trucks, SUVs and more! For Listings 1-800-706-1785 ext. 6809 (AAN CAN). Jeep Wrangler X 2006 Yellow, black interior, 13K, 4x4, A/C, oversized all-terrain tires, seat covers, subwoofer, great condition. Info: 802-318-3002. Snow Tires, 215/70R15 4 Nordman Hakkapeliitta tires. Used one season. Moving south, must sell by May 15! Paid $400, asking $200/OBO. Info: 802-425-3377, mchandlerlemon@gmail.com.

Harley Davidson Sportster Excellent condition. Very low mileage. Well maintained. $5300. Call 802-338-3459 or 802-4824415. Info:.

Trailer with ramp 5’x10’ trailer w/ metal ramp, wooden deck, lights. In great condition. Low metal sides & frame. $600. Info: 802-434-5311. Whirlpool Washer & Dryer 10 years old, both work great. Dryer is 220V electric - cord is included. $50/OBO takes both. Info: 802-879-2996.

Boats 1978 C&C 34’ Sloop Fast, comfortable, clean & well maintained. Incl. 250lb. mushroom, ground tackle, mooring ball & lines, stanchions, winter cover & many extras. Asking $21,500. (w) 802-786-1055, (h) 802-483-2160. Info: Jim Anderson, jba@rsclaw. com.

Recreational Vehicles 2000 Springdale 270 BH Walkaround queen. Bunkbeds. Sleeps 6-8. Full BA. Dinette slide. Wardrobe. Heat, A/C. Oven, fridge, microwave. Lg. awning. Weight distribution system incl. Very good condition. $9000. Info: 802-999-0824.

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Appliances Tools/Parts 26 cu.ft. S-Steel Fridge Sears model 52603100, stainless steel, ice maker, dispenser, filtered water, frost free, smart sense, temperature control, humidity control, indoor ice caddy. Great condition. $625. Info: 802-9991265, ft1103@aol.com. 5 Aerobic Compost Tumblers Green Magic composters, from Gardener’s Supply. $50 for all 5. Call or email me. Info: 802-3553671, JupiterVT@hotmail.com. Bosch 4x24 Belt Sander New. $150. Info: 802-456-1340. Kenmore Washer & Dryer Heavy duty, 15 years old & still working great. Dryer is 220V electric - cord & manuals incl. $50/OBO takes both. Info: 802-879-2996. Kitchen Appliances Elkay 3-basin stainless steel kitchen sink w/ American Standard swivel faucet w/ spray. $60/OBO. Call evenings. Info: 802-496-7111.

2004 Triumph Daytona Sports bike, showroom condition, fast. $5200/OBO. Info: 802-318-8985.

Maytag Refrigerator White, 8 years old, model: MTB2148DRW. Freezer on top. Incl. manual. Great condition. $100/OBO. Info: 802-879-2996.

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UVM GRADUATION GOWN Graduating soon? UVM Graduation Gown for sale. $20. Info: 802-488-0987.

Electronics Epson Stylus Photo Printer Model R320. Brand new. Box opened, but never used. $100. Info: 802-865-4669. GPS TomTom 1, 3rd Edition Easy to use, color touchscreen, portable, lightweight, wallet-sized. Incl. windshield mount, USB Car Charger, USB cable. Preloaded w/ maps of US & Canada. $120. Info: 802-355-3671, http://www. tomtom.com/products/product. php?ID=397&Category=0&Lid=4. New Nikon D80 Camera W/ Nikon 12-24mm DX lens. <1 month old. Perfect condition & in box. New $1900+; asking $1595. Info: 802-310-2106, vtclickr@yahoo. com.

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8sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Sony 27” Flat Screen TV Trinitron. Works perfect. Cable & universal remote incl. $150, downtown Burlington. Info: 802-863-1417. Two 12” Subs 2 beautifulsounding 12” JLW3 Subwoofers in a sturdy Bass-Slammer box. Great condition! $500/OBO. Info: Tory Owens, 802-860-1962. VHS Movies For Sale Collection of over 500 VHS movies to choose from. Great condition. $1/EA. Info: Bill, 802-861-2320.

Entertainment/ Tickets Drivers w/ late models vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. Info: 802-658-1464. Solid gold, Dancers Exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette, deer camp or anytime good friends get together. #1 for fun. New talent welcome. Info: 802-658-1464.

Free Stuff FREE $10 gift card! Go to penyslane.com for details. Call or email me to find out about earning free merchandise. I have something for everyone. Candles, spa baskets, dragons, dolphins. Info: Penyslane.com, Penny Moody, 802-434-5086, moodymate@aol. com, penyslane.com. Vegetable Oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Info: Global Markets, 802-863-9460.

Furniture 2 POTTERY BARN BOOKCASES White, 4 shelves, one drawer. Chez Moi collection. Like brand new. $400/ea. Info: 802-497-0011, let_it_belove@yahoo.com. Art table & chair Adjustable art/drafting table w/ adjustable chair. $125. Info: 802-660-8070. Fish Tank Stand - $50 Black, wooden, 30”W x 28”H x 13”D. $50. Call or email. Info: 802-355-3671, JupiterVT@hotmail.com.

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All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels her or she has encountered discrimination should contact the:

HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309. OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

Furniture Love seat/chair & foot rest purchased as set. Couch 7’ long, has cover. See ad on 7dspot.com for more info. $300. Info: Chris White, 802-922-0881, crw51877@yahoo.com.

K2 Excelerate Rollerblades BRAND NEW, size 10 U.S./43.5 EUR, soft boots fit Logix. High performance, made for speed! Beautiful skates. $95/OBO. Info: AdkTraveler@gmail.com.

This End Up Furniture Sofa, 76”Lx32”Wx25”H, $100. Chair, 28”Lx32”Wx25”H, $50. Ottoman, 25”Lx19”Wx13”H, $25. Mirror, 20. OBO. Info: 802-985-0144.

SOLAR POOL HEATER New 4x20 solar panel. Take advantage of the sun and swim early. Asking $75. Call Jim 893-3018 eves or weekends. Info: 802-893-3018.

Garage/Estate Sales Huge Multi-Family Sale 304 Severance Road in COLCHESTER. Dirt driveway between Brigantes and Claussens. May 2 - 4. Baby items, antiques, Beanie Babies & lots of misc. stuff. Info: 802-876-7339. Moving Sale! 158 North Ave Saturday, May 10, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Furniture, appliances, etc. Everything must go! Near North St. South Pointe Garage Sale Several families in “South Pointe at Spear” in South Burlington are having garage sales. Saturday, May 10, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Come early! Info: 802-578-1849. Yard Sale Sat. 5/3 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. 2 Butternut Ct., Essex Jct. Kids, baby stuff, changing table, pack&play, seats, etc. Men’s & women’s clothes, dvd’s, cd’s, VHS & tapes. Furniture, TV’s, etc. Info: 802-310-3815. Yard Sale This Saturday! 103 Rose Street, Old North End, Burlington. Lots of unique items! Come by for lemonade and cookies and snag old comics and household supplies! Info:.

Treadmill, near-new cond. Bodyguard Radisson, commercial/ gym quality, near-new condition (4-yrs-old), programmable, very sturdy, good to 400lbs, many features. $2000+ originally; asking $500/OBO. Pick-up in Orange. Info: Frank J. Perricone, 802-279-2051. Women’s Ski Package Used 5 times in 3 years: Rossignol 100WXPI skis 154, Rossignol OpenX2 boots 24.5, Salomon poles 46”, Giro Sonic helmet, medium (55.5-57cm). Yours for $400. Info: 603-247-1461.

Pets 20-Gallon Aquarium + More! Tank incl. heater, lamp, chemicals, great working pump + much more. Very good condition! $100. Info: 802-860-1962. AKC English Bulldog pups In Dalton, Georgia. $1275/ea. A deposit of $375 will hold your puppy. Pups & parents can be viewed online. Info: Gary Shoemaker, 706-695-0055, gds45@alltel.net, fancys.net. Free Cat Free loving neutered black male cat to a good home. Gets along w/ other cats, not sure about dogs/kids. Info: 802-881-8960. Male Boxer for Sale Perfect purebred male boxer! 1.5-yr.-old, well-behaved, has a wonderful disposition & only wants to please. $600/OBO. Info: 802-881-1881. Rottie Puppy 1 male Rottie puppy. 8-weeks-old. First shots & claws done. To good home only! Asking $400. Info: Matt or Christy, 802-497-0250.

Sports Equipment Canoe 17.5” stable fiberglass allagash canoe. New gunnels & seats. $275. Info: Brenda, 802-660-2417.

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Music Gear Sale PRS solidmahogony guitar w/ gorgeous natural-wood finish, $1400. MotuTraveler computer-recording interface. Record 8+ tracks simultaneously, 4-independent headphone mixes w/ built-in software mixer, $725. Carvin PA-1200 stereo power-amp w/12xlr inputs, effects & roadcase, $550. Fulltone-GT500 distortion pedal $175. Boss CE5 chorus pedal $60. Info: Adam Frehm, 802-879-3380.

Squire P-Bass Nearly New Asking $150, willing to negotiate. Black body and white pick guard. Four string bass. Lots of extras can be thrown in. Info: 802-355-0603.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966.

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Wanted: 1 or 2 Kayaks Looking for 2 used kayaks to be used for recreation ASAP. Will pay up to $400 for both or up to $200 for one. Info: 802-434-3025.

Bass Guitar Lessons With Aram Bedrosian. For all levels/styles. Beginners welcome! Learn technique, theory, songs, slap-bass in a fun, professional setting. Years of teaching/playing experience. Convenient Pine St. studio. Info: Bass Guitar Lessons with Aram Bedrosian, 802-598-8861, bassalisk@yahoo.com, www.arambedrosian.com. Drum Kit Lessons! All levels & styles. Full studio in town (V-drum kit/acoustic drum kit/ percussion) or will travel up to 30 miles from Burlington. Info: Tim Sharbaugh, 802-922-7050, timothysharbaugh@comcast.net, www.myspace.com/tsharbaugh.

Bands/ Musicians Band seeks guitar/vocals Burlington-based working rock band seeking guitarist/vocalist. Looking for energetic attitude w/ rock ‘n roll heart to share guitar/ vocal duties. Info: 802-863-1570. Drummer wanted Experienced drummer needed for jazz/rock fusion band. Higher Ground gig on July 27 & beyond. Check out the Market Zero website. Info: Brian Harris, 917-922-5925, www. myspace.com/marketzeromusic. Wanted Newly Drummer formed blues/funk project seeking drummer who can communicate and know when to hit. Info: 802-363-6902.

Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty). Info: 802-8627696, www.paulasbell.com. Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@ verizon.net, www.rickbelford. com. MUSIC LESSONS Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 20 years’ experience. Friendly, individualized lessons in So. Burlington. Info: 802-864-7740, eromail13@gmail.com.

Female Vocalist to Rock! Seeking musicians to jam, join, start - whatever it takes to ROCK! Experienced in local scene, can line up gigs. Info: 802-933-2162. Let’s Make Music & Money I have a couple of hours’ worth of original music that doesn’t suck. The summer is near. Let’s do it old-school for fun & bucks. Info: Wampeejawed Marketing, 802658-8376, www.wampeejawed. com.

For Sale 100W Marshall Head w/ cab DSL100, all tube, excellent condition w/ 4x12 incl. $1000. Info: 607-592-7111.

Sweetwaters’ New Table Art Sweetwaters is seeking “Images of Vermont” from local artists to display on our tables. Submissions accepted Sundays, 9:3010:30 a.m. 25”x40” or 25”x25”. Must be flat. Info: 802-864-9800, www.sweetwatersvt.com.

Charlotte Planning Commission Notice of Public Hearing Pursuant to Title 24 Chapter 117 V.S.A. and the Charlotte Land Use Regulations, the Charlotte Planning Commission will meet on Thursday May 15, 2008 at the Town Hall to hear the following application: 7:05 PM Hearing on Site Plan Modification for Point Bay Marina, 1401 Thompson’s Point Road, to improve existing lighting Application material can be viewed at the Planning and Zoning Office. Participation in the hearing is a prerequisite to the right to appeal any decision related to these applications. PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Final plat application #SD-0823 of Sierra Pacific II to amend a planned unit development consisting of 210 residential units, a 61 room hotel, a 20,000 sq. ft. movie theater building (1000 seats), a 22,500 sq. ft. restaurant/medical office/day care building, a 3500 sq. ft. restaurant with drivethrough service and a bank with drive-through service. The amendment consists of: 1) constructing an 8000 sq. ft. retail addition to the building at 7 Fayette Road and 2) converting 10,700 sq. ft. of restaurant and indoor recreation use to retail use, 7 Fayette Road. 2. Preliminary plat application #SD-08-24 & final plat application #SD-08-25 of South Village Communities, LLC to amend a previously approved planned unit development of Phase I consisting of 156 residential units and a 100-student educational facility, of a 334 residential unit project. The amendment consists of: 1) subdividing a 1.05 acre lot (lot 4) into two (2) lots of 0.53 acres (lot 4A) and 0.52 acres (lot 4B), 64& 96 Aiken Street, and 2) increasing lot coverage waiver from 65% to 75%, 1840 Spear Street. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board

Call to Artists Calling all potters Dynamite Clay Studio on Rt. 2 in Plainfield is offering Throwing and Handbuilding Classes. Sign up today. Call for more info. Info: Dynamite Clay Studio, Katie Feddersen, 802-454-9947.

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. as Trustee for Option One Mortgage Loan Trust 2005-3 Asset-Backed Certificates, Series 2005-3, Plaintiff v. Scott Francalangia, Option One Mortgage Corporation And Occupants residing at 76-80 West Allen Street, Winooski, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE

Panic At The Disco - 4 Tix Part of the Honda Civic Tour. In addition to Panic at the Disco, the tour also features Motion City Soundtrack, The Hush Sound and Phantom Planet. Paid $165 for 4; willing to negotiate. Will sell them individually for $40. Info: 802-644-2589.

Used drum set Premier drum set complete w/ cymbals, hardware & more. $600. Info: 802-370-0259, kramerjoe@hotmail.com.

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By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to Scott Francalangia dated May 13, 2005 and recorded in Volume 163, Page 715 of the Land Records of the Town of Winooski, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 12:45 P.M. on May 7, 2008, at 76-80 West Allen Street, Winooski, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Scott Francalangia by Warranty Deed of Travis Crete and Raymond Crete of even date and to be recorded prior to the recording of this instrument in the City of Winooski Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Winooski. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S899-06 CnC Long Beach Mortgage Company, a Delaware Corporation, Plaintiff v. William E. McMahon, Amy L. McMahon, State of Vermont Department of Taxes, Sargent Construction, Inc., Vermont Engine Service, Inc. And Occupants residing at 53 Cloverdale Road, Underhill, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Flexpoint Funding Corporation to William E. McMahon dated October 18, 2005 and recorded in Volume 149, Page 199 of the Land Records of the Town of Underhill, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:15 A.M. on May 14, 2008, at 53 Cloverdale Road, Underhill, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit:

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« legals Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to William E. McMahon and Amy L. McMahon by Warranty Deed of Devin Wilson and Steffani Wilson dated 4 September 2003 and recorded in Volume 130, Page 183 of the Land Records of the Town of Underhill. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Underhill. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Long Beach Mortgage Company, a Delaware Corporation By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1163-06 CnC Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee for HSI Asset Securitization, Corporation 2006OPT2 Mortgage Pass-Through Certificates, Series 2006-OPT2, Plaintiff v. Beau Clark, Pamela Clark, Option One Mortgage Corporation And Occupants residing at 2 Greenfield Street Ext., Unit G-2, Essex Junction, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Amcap Mortgage, Inc. to Beau Clark dated August 25, 2005 and recorded in Volume 662, Page 423 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex Junction, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:45 A.M. on May 7, 2008, at 2 Greenfield Street Ext., Unit G-2, Essex Junction, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Beau Clark and Pam Clark by Warranty Deed of Deborah Frimodig dated August 25, 2005 of record in Volume 662 at Pages 421-422 of the Essex Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex Junction.

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S714-06 CnC JP Morgan Chase Bank, NA as Trustee for the C-Bass Mortgage Loan Asset-Backed Certificates, Series 2005-Rp2, Without Recourse, Plaintiff v. James T. Cournoyer, Patricia A. Cournoyer And Occupants residing at 259 North Street, Winooski, Vermont, Defendants

I have been appointed Executrix of the above named estate. All creditors having claims against the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy filed with the register of the Probate Court. The claim will be forever barred if it is not presented as described above within the four (4) month deadline. Dated April 18, 2008 Signed Daniel C. Brunell Address 1533 Snowberry Court, Downers Grove, IL 60515 Phone: 630-515-8850 Name of Publication: Seven Days First Publication Date: 4/23/08 Second Publication Date: 4/30/08 Address of Probate Court: Chittenden County Probate Court P.O. Box 511 Burlington, VT 05402-0511

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Universal Mortgage Corporation to James T. Cournoyer dated August 7, 1998 and recorded in Volume 106, Page 7 of the Land Records of the Town of Winooski, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:30 A.M. on May 7, 2008, at 259 North Street, Winooski, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to James T. Cournoyer and Patricia A. Cournoyer by Warranty Deed of Charles E. Crowley and Pauline E. Crowley dated August 7, 1998 and recorded in Volume 106, Page 5 of the Land Records of the City of Winooski. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Winooski. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. JP Morgan Chase Bank, NA as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT DISTRICT OF CHITTENDEN, SS PROBATE COURT DOCKET NO. 32348 IN RE THE ESTATE OF FLETA A. BRUNELL LATE OF WINOOSKI, VT NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of the estate of FLETA A. BRUNELL late of Winooski, Vermont.

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. THE ADDISON COUNTY CHAPTER OF THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS (TCF), a nonprofit self-help bereavement support group for families that have experienced the death of a child will hold its second meeting on Monday, May 5, at 7 p.m. at the Hospice Volunteer Services office located at the Marble Works (first building on the left as you enter across from the Addison Independent) in Middlebury. All bereaved parents, siblings and grandparents are encouraged to attend. For more information, contact chapter leaders, Nancy Merolle at 388-6837, and Claire Groleau at 388-9603. POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD) SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN The National Alliance on Mental Illness of Champlain Valley (NAMI: CV) is offering a free PTSD Support Group for Women on Thursdays from 12:30-2:00 p.m. The group focuses on both support and education about PTSD. Meetings are held at the NAMI office at 14 Healey Avenue, Suite D, Plattsburgh. For more information or to register, call NAMI: CV at 561-2685. ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA? Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 655-9136 or email kgcromey@ aol.com. THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISES CENTER will be starting a free, confidential 10-week support group for adult female survivors of sexual assault in late April. Please contact 864-0555 for more information.

SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness. The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc. Please contact Holly, hollyh@ pshift.com. (OA) OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS Tues., Thrus. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre. Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (Parking in back of church/please use back entrance). Meetings are FREE and anonymous. For more info please call 802-8632655. LIVING WELL WITH LYMPHEDEMA All individuals living with any form of lymphedema are welcome. Meetings are held the second Wednesday of each month, March – June 2008 from 6-7:30 p.m. Join us in the FAHC Community Resource Center on the MCHV Campus. For additional info call the FAHC Resource Center at 847-8821. RIGHTS FOR CAREGIVERS support group – If you are a part-time caregiver for elders for an agency in Chittenden County, we need you to help everyone obtain better wages and more respect for the work we do. Contact Zoe at 802-861-6000 or zoe1944@ yahoo.com. AL-ANON Family group 12-step. Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick, VT. “WOMEN CHANGING” An educational support group on changing unhealthy patterns for survivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m. Ongoing. Join us anytie! Child care reimbursable. Ask about Survivors of Incest Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous. Call AWARE at 802472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick, VT. CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1800-children. Meetings weekly in Winooski. For more info. call Tana at 802-893-4878 or 1-800-children. Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-229-5724 or 1-800-children. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Burlington evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Comfort Inn and Suites, corner of Williston Rd. and Dorset St. from 6-8 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Center - beginning April 8. Call our helpline at 1-877-8561772. FORMING A NEW GROUP focused on recovery/management of addictions, compulsions, and their resulting imbalances on our lives. Alternative or supplement to traditional 12-step programs. Are you having trouble moderating alcohol? Work? Sex? Television? Food? Drugs? Computer games? Requires a commitment to improving your health and the ability to maintain a non-judgmental atmosphere. Let’s discover how our struggles relate and help each other work on strategies to find balance. Contact Michelle at 802399-6575 or recoveryourbalance@ gmail.com.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome weekly group w/cofacilitators. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830. CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6 p.m. - 8 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room. ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie at 760-9203. HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what living positive has to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094. PERSONAL IMPROVEMENT GROUP that focuses on building motivation, becoming more successful, and living with more passion. This group will also address issues such as the feelings of being stuck, unbalanced, stressed out, and lazy and then will discuss and work on learning and using new ideas and tools to create more supportive and positive habits. Call for more information 802-279-0231. MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome. 18 years of age and older. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, transitions, health, personal growth, grieving, healing, etc. Emotionally safe and confidential. Nonjudgmental, nonviolent. Groups led by trained co-facilitators. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Corner of Elmwood Ave. and Allen St. Entrance on Allen St. Burlington, Vt. Every Thursday, 7-9 PM. Please be prompt. Suggested donation $5 - but none will be turned away for lack of donation. For info call: 434-8180. Visit us at lcmrc.org. LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713. CENTRAL VERMONT SUPPORT GROUP FOR ADOPTIVE PARENTS COPING WITH BEHAVIORAL CHALLENGES Will meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month from 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. New Members Welcome. Facilitated by Kristi Lenart, BA. For more information, call Kristi at 802-223-4744. DISCUSS “WHAT THE BLEEP… ”and “Down the Rabbit Hole” – the layman’s way toward understanding latest quantum physics discoveries linking science and spirituality. We’ll watch segments, talk about them, share experiences. Meeting place, Burlington area TBA. Call 802-861-6000 SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP Self-help support group now forming in the Capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles, and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions. Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@cs.com

PARENTING GROUP Parenting support and skill-building for people parenting kids of any age. New members welcome as space allows. Please call for more information. RiverValley Associates (802) 6517520. STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, and etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@ aol.com. CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday. Burlington Police Station Community Room. One North Ave., South Entrance, next to Battery Park. VT CFIDS Assoc., Inc. 1-800-296-1445 voicemail, www.monkeyswithswings.com/vtcfidds.html. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800-ACS-2345. SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES: Focus groups meet at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required. 802-527-7957. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrills groundbreaking best selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802343-0910. MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good. We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@handelgroup.com or call 917-887-1276. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS): Have you experienced the impact of a loved one’s suicide? Please consider joining us. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6-7:30 p.m. at the The Holiday Inn, Oak Room, 1068 Williston Road, South Burlington, VT. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Linda Livendale, 802-4799450, ljlivendale@yahoo.com. DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Tuesday, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Redstone Campus First Presbyterian Church, South Prospect St. Sat. 10-11:30 a.m. Contact Brenda, 802-497-0522 or Cameron, 802363-3747. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802862-4516 or visit www.cvana.org. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345.

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8sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupportDaily.com for more info. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 2497961 for childcare inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384.

FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www. VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351.

MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. weigh-in, 7-8 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 6553317 or Patricia, 658-6904. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516, or visit www.together. net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 8608388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Valerie, 802-760-9203. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@ yahoo.com.

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WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartvermont@gmavt.net or go to: www. dragonheartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont. com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@ alsanne.org.

METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 999-8005. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com. MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866-869-7341 (toll-free). FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. “HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support. DEBTORS SUPPORT GROUP: Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, 21 Buell St., Burlington. Tuesday, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, Burlington and Saturdays, 10-11:30 a.m., King Street Youth Center, 87 King St., Burlington. Info, call Brenda 893-7752 or Cameron, 363-3747.

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Community Starts Here. Seasonal Help – Grounds Technician The Champlain Housing Trust, serving the affordable housing needs of Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle Counties, seeks a Grounds Technician to weed flower and shrub beds, trim tree branches and pick-up litter at Chittenden County properties – 40 hours per week throughout growing season. Send cover letter and resume to Human Resources, CHT, PO Box 523, Burlington, Vermont 05402 or HR@champlainhousingtrust.org. No phone calls, please. Equal Opportunity Employer – committed to a diverse workplace.

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Cook Vermont’s only Life Care Retirement Community invites you to join our Dining Services team as an entrylevel full-time Cook. Wake Robin provides independent residents with a fine dining experience and full table service in a dynamic retirement community. With a typical schedule of noon to 8:30 p.m. and superb kitchen facilities, we offer a work environment that is hard to find in the hospitality industry. Positions begin at $11.35 or more for those with experience, and include a full complement of benefits, vacation, and a retirement package. Our new cook will have at least 1 year of experience in commercial food preparation, high standards of service, and a strong desire to learn. Interested candidates please email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to: HR, 802-264-5146.

Mortgage Processor NEFCU has an opportunity available for a mortgage processor. The processor is responsible for ensuring member satisfaction that meets or exceeds expectations through timely and accurate processing and closing of mortgage loans. The Mortgage department is a fast-paced busy setting and successful candidates should possess the ability to work independently, multitask and work well under pressure and timelines. Qualifications include proven analytical, decision-making, and organizational skills, along with excellent communication skills. Knowledge of real estate transactions and mortgage lending compliance regulations along with proficiency with computers, attention to details and a proven record of maintaining a high degree of accuracy. Candidates must have proven experience in banking and lending services, at least 2 years. If you believe you have the talent and skills to contribute to success at NEFCU and would like to be part of a dynamic team, please forward a brief statement of your interest in the position along with your resume in confidence to:

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Rental Sales Agents - part- and full-time, multiple shifts available, competitive wages, full benefits package. Stop by for an application. Service Agents and Shuttle Drivers - license in good standing required, part- and full-time, multiple shifts available, competitive wages, full benefits package. Stop by for an application. Thrifty Car Rental, 1700 Williston Rd., So. Burlington. 802-863-5500. Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Are you a recent college graduate and have your Network + and A+ certification? Fox44 is seeking a talented individual to maintain our computer-based newsroom and master control. This is an entry-level position. Candidate must have excellent interpersonal skills, be detail oriented and a self-starter. This is an excellent opportunity to enter the broadcast engineering field. Broadcast experience is helpful but not required. Send resumes to ABC22/FOX44, Attention: Human Resources 298 Mountain View Drive Colchester, VT 05446 or email to jobs@smithmediavt.com No calls, please. EOE Effective April 2008

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Experience: One to five years of medical office work experience with a concentration on Front Desk/Customer Relations responsibilities.

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CSL is a global provider of unique visual business analytics software to some of the world’s largest pharmaceutical and animal health organizations. We are market leaders in Europe and now we’re here in the US. Our US headquarters are located in Burlington, and right now we’re expanding and looking for self-motivated, enthusiastic, outstanding people who want responsibility and a varied and exciting role.

Wake Robin seeks a Maintenance person to join our Staff. Our maintenance team utilizes a variety of technical skills to repair, maintain and renovate Wake Robin’s internal facilities, resident homes and grounds. Qualified candidates will have High School diploma or equivalent and at least three years hands-on experience in the area of building maintenance in a residential setting. Wake Robin provides an extensive benefit package and a team-centered atmosphere where customer service and resident interaction combine to create a unique and rewarding work environment.

If you have strong client-facing skills as well as software development and/ or database skills and want a broad and varied job, as opposed to a pure software development role, we’d like to hear from you. Ideally you’ll have experience and expertise working with data and SQL Server 2000/2005 databases. We also have a trainee opportunity for people with some of these skills and the right attitude and intelligence (but not necessarily the experience). Full training and mentoring will be provided.

Interested candidates please email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to: HR, 802-264-5146.

CSL offer a competitive salary and employee benefits package including generous vacation time, company medical /dental plan, 401(k), learning allowance plus a unique and exciting working environment. If you’re interested in this opportunity, email your cover letter and resume to Richard Whitehead at richardw@csl-us.com.

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DSI Installations, Inc. A manufacturing and commercial retail awning and specialty fabrication company based in Middlebury, Vermont, is currently accepting resumes for an EXPERIENCED GENERAL ACCOUNTANT. This position is responsible for all general and cost-accounting activities, including payroll & HR and reports to the Operations Manager. The ideal candidate will have a Bachelor’s degree in accounting; minimum of 5 years progressive experience in manufacturing; strong organizational, interpersonal and customer-service skills and highly proficient PC skills (MS Excel, Word, PowerPoint, Lotus Notes). Candidates must be able to multitask in a fast-paced environment. We are an equal opportunity employer and offer a comprehensive compensation and benefit package. Interested candidates may submit a resume, including salary requirements, in confidence to: DSI Installations, Inc, 1252 Exchange Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 or via fax to 1-802-388-9625 or via email to: durasoljobs@durasol.com No phone inquiries, please.

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Community Inclusion Facilitators CCS is seeking individuals to provide inclusion supports to people with developmental disabilities. The following positions are available:

26 hours per week, Monday through Friday Dynamic and energetic people needed to provide supports to a variety of individuals so they can expand their horizons and attain their goals both socially and vocationally.

26.25 hours per week, Monday through Friday A supportive, goal-oriented individual needed to support a variety of individuals in the workplace and in their local community.

31.75 hours per week, Monday through Friday Creative and collaborative person needed to assist an individual in increasing her independence at work and accessing her community. All positions include the possibility of additional substitute hours. Benefits start at 17.5 hours and include health insurance, paid holidays and vacation time. Please submit a letter of interest and resume to

Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@ccs-vt.org.

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Open your life to a person with a developmental disability. Generous tax-free stipend, comprehensive training package, assistance with necessary home modifications and ongoing supports are provided. We are currently hiring for the following positions. Share your home with a young, active, upbeat man who is seeking a supportive and accessible environment where he can become involved in all the cultural, social and vocational opportunities of Chittenden County. Share your home and provide companionship to a humorous, fun woman. The ideal candidate will have the ability to set boundaries, encourage independence and have a good sense of humor. Contact Al Frugoli for further information:

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CHILDREN’S ADVOCACY COORDINATOR The Vermont Network Against Domestic and Sexual Violence seeks Children’s Advocacy Coordinator to direct activities on a Department of Justice, Office on Violence Against Women grant, and a state-funded domestic violence and children prevention grant. Qualifications include: BA or BS in human services field and/or 4 years experience in dv/sv field; extensive experience working with children within dv/sv field; strong organizational, communication, writing, facilitating, verbal skills, understanding of oppression model and a commitment to ending all forms of oppression. Reply by 5PM, May 15 with cover letter and resume to: CHILDREN’S ADVOCACY COORDINATOR SEARCH COMMITTEE, THE VERMONT NETWORK AGAINST DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL VIOLENCE, P.O. BOX 405, MONTPELIER, VT 05601. Or by electronic mail to: KARENTS@VTNETWORK.ORG

The Vermont Network Against Domestic and Sexual Violence is an Equal Opportunity Employer and does not discriminate based on race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, age, national origin, disability or veteran status.

At HowardCenter, we believe that everyone deserves support. We are the largest private, nonprofit community mental health agency in the state of Vermont, serving 14,000 people a year in child, youth and family services; developmental services; and mental health and substance abuse services

Adult Mental Health & Substance Abuse Community Support outreaCh CliniCian Seeking a full-time case manager to work in a unique program providing intensive services to break the cycle of homelessness for persons with mental illnesses. This position works as part of an interagency team with the Community Health Center. Direct experience serving persons with a major mental illness is highly desirable. This position works on the streets, in clients’ homes and in the Safe Harbor Office. Bachelor’s degree required; driver’s license and reliable vehicle are musts.

employment CounSelor/Job Developer Full-time position working in an evidence-based, supported employment program assisting individuals recovering from mental illness with their employment needs. Bachelor’s degree in human services, 2 years work experience working with individuals with major mental illness is desired.

Child, Youth and Family Services JobS program Family CliniCian Seeking a Master’s-level clinician for a family and community-based services program serving both children with emotional/behavioral challenges and their families and transitional-aged youth seeking employment and independent living skills. Must be a strong advocate, comfortable with care coordination, working in the community, therapeutic interventions, family work, parenting education, vocational support and working with adolescents. To learn more about HowardCenter, view a full listing of open positions more details on positions listed above and to apply on-line visit: www.howardcenter.org.

Send reSume and Cover leTTer To: Human resources/Jobs, HowardCenter 160 Flynn avenue, Burlington, vT 05401 or email to HrHelpdesk@howardcenter.org 802-488-6950. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.

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Please send cover letter, resume and three references to: Ascension Childcare, 95 Allen Road, South Burlington, VT 05403 or email to Katie at Aschildcar@verizon.net Where Children Learn Though Play – Laying Foundations for LifeLong Learning

We are currently accepting applications for a Pressroom Supervisor for our newspaper/ commercial printing web offset printing facility located in Plattsburgh, NY. Applicants for this FT, hands-on position must have a high school diploma with some college education or related management experience preferred. The successful candidate will have a keen eye for quality and be able to maintain a positive approach while adhering to short deadlines and tight budgets. Responsibilities will include managing and directing a team of skilled operators in our seven day operation in all aspects of printing. We run eight units of GOSS Urbanite presses and a state of the art computer to plate system. Heavy emphasis on safety and quality, and an extensive track record of equipment maintenance required. The position is also responsible for staff hiring and discipline, scheduling of jobs and personnel, budget creation and control, ordering of supplies and management and enforcement of all company policy. Requirements for the position demand a thorough understanding of all pressroom operations, solid written and verbal communication skills, a proven record of team building and positive interaction with multi-departmental work environments. Some computer experience required for report generation and pre-press applications. Position reports to Production Director.

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Position oPenings: Well-established Girl Scout camp has two openings on their administrative team. Camp Director Looking for exceptional candidate to direct all girls’ camp in Northeast Kingdom. Responsible for staff training, program implementation, management of facility and staff, and communications with families of campers. Will be responsible for meeting GSUSA and ACA guidelines in all camp operations. Qualified candidates must be 25+ years of age, with solid supervisory experience and outdoor skills. Live-in position from June 10th – August 10th with room and board provided. Salary begins at $4000/ season based on skills and experience.

Health Supervisor Qualified applicants will maintain health records, camper medications and first aid for campers and staff. RN, LPN, or CNA licensing preferred but EMT certification and/or First Aid/CPR will be considered. Must be 21+ to apply. Room and board provided, salary is $2500 - $4000/ season based on skills and experience.

For further information or to apply contact: Girl Scout Council of Vermont 800-639-3055 or e-mail wshea@girlscoutsvt.org.

Women Helping Battered Women Is looking for an AmeriCorps*VISTA to manage and coordinate our volunteer program. Duties include: developing training materials for targeted audiences, ongoing recruitment, coordinating trainings, and membership appreciation. Qualifications: knowledge of domestic violence, effective public speaker, excellent organizational and writing skills. Some local travel is required; must have own transportation. Benefits through AmeriCorps, including living allowance and health coverage. For more information, and to complete an application, please visit: www.americorps.org or send resume and cover letter by May 9th to:

Emily Pike Center for Community & Neighborhoods 125 College Street, Burlington, VT 05401 re: WHBW Vista Position.

BUSINESS MANAGER WASHINGTON WEST SUPERVISORY UNION Washington West Supervisory Union is seeking a full-time Business Manager beginning July 1, 2008. Duties include management of all business and financial affairs of 7 schools and the supervisory union; school and supervisory union budgets; accounting and financial statements; payroll and employee benefits management and supervision; submission of all state and federal reports; bid specifications for services or construction, among others. Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in business management, accounting, or economics or VT Association of School Business Officials certification preferred; minimum of 5 years’ experience in financial/business management; good communication and personnel management skills. Please send letter of interest, resume, copies of transcripts, and 3 current letters of reference to:

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Excellent writer, editor, and publications specialist with strong organizational skills sought to support the marketing activities of northern New England’s premiere performing arts center. Demonstrated writing skills and a sharp editor's pencil a must. BA in English, journalism, marketing, arts administration, or related field and one to two years’ relevant experience preferred. Familiarity with regional media, knowledge of Microsoft Office, web applications, and publication software are plusses. Arts lovers encouraged to apply.

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Looking for an active, fun, meaningful part-time job? Love children, nature, baking and painting? Look no further! Story Time Family Child Care in Shelburne is looking for a

part-time ChildCare assistant. Hours are four to 16 hours a week in the mornings. Call Kelly Story at 802-985-9223.

Priority One Services, a leader in the Life Science industry has positions available for Veterinary technicianS and animaL care technicianS. Previous animal experience is required. all positions are located at the University of Vermont to begin June 1, 2008. interested applicants may apply by faxing their resume to 703-971-5440 or email to recruiter@PriorityOneServices.com

DIESEL MECHANIC Land Air Express of New England is now hiring for a Diesel Mechanic, 2nd shift. Must have experience diagnosing and repairing heavy duty diesel trucks, CDL preferred or willing to obtain. Join one of the fastest growing companies in Vermont! Land Air Express of New England offers: EXCELLENT STARTING PAY HEALTH/DENTAL/VISION AFTER 90 DAYS OF SERVICE STD, LTD, LIFE INSURANCE, AND VACATIONS For consideration, apply online at www.mylandair.com go to Contacts/ Employment. Or send resume to: Matthew Smith msmith@mylandair.com or fax to 802-657-3810. Land Air Express of New England is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE Burlington Telecom is looking for full-time Customer Service Representatives to provide superior service to Burlington Telecom customers. Candidates must possess two years of previous customer service experience. For a complete description, or to apply, visit our website at www.hrjobs. ci.burlington.vt.us or contact Human Resources at 802-865-7145. If interested, send resume, cover letter and City of Burlington Application by May 16, 2008 to: HR Dept, 131 Church St., Burlington, VT 05401. Women, minorities and persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply. EOE

Compliance Associate Montpelier, VT

Equity Services, Inc. (ESI), Member FINRA/SIPC, is a Registered Investment Advisor and Broker/Dealer affiliate of National Life Insurance Company featuring an extensive line of financial products and services including mutual funds, unit investment trusts, stock and bond trading, limited partnerships, real estate investment trusts, variable annuities and asset management services. We are seeking a qualified individual to ensure ESI’s main office, offices of supervisory jurisdiction, branch offices, employees and registered representatives are in compliance with the rules set forth by the SEC, FINRA, MSRB, state Blue Sky laws and ESI internal policies and procedures. The successful candidate must possess excellent communication and interpersonal skills and be willing to travel up to 50% of the time. Compliance experience and knowledge of FINRA, SEC and individual state securities rules preferred. Successful completion of Series 7 and Series 24 examinations is within six months of hire. A bachelor’s degree or equivalent in years of experience and knowledge is preferred. For more job information, please go to our website at www. nationallife.com and choose the careers section. Interested candidates should send a cover letter and resume to:

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ConCert & event SeCurity GMCS is seeking qualified people for part-time positions at various venues in VT, NY and NH. Typical duties: Security, parking, ushering, and general staffing. Experience preferred, not required. Licensing required, free training provided. MUST be U.S. citizen 18+ years of age.

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Invoicing Specialist Interstate Commodities Inc. is a billion dollar commodity trading company involved in purchasing, selling, storing and transporting bulk commodities. We are looking for a qualified individual with the skills to help in our continued success and growth at our Essex Junction, VT location. This individual should have a minimum 1-5 years business, invoicing, customer service experience, however we will train the right person as an entry-level position. This is a great opportunity for a driven individual who is currently looking for a challenge in a fast-paced industry. A college degree is a plus but not a necessity. We offer 401(k), individual health insurance, paid vacation, and other standard benefits.

Magic Mountain Children’s Center in South Royalton, VT, seeks an Executive Director. The Center, a licensed, nonprofit childcare center serving up to 23 children per day, ages 6 weeks to 6 years, is sponsored by the United Way and is a State of Vermont Stars participant. The Executive Director supervises four full-time teachers, manages day-to-day operations, develops relationships with parents and the community, works with our children, provides resources in the classroom, oversees enrollment, and raises funds. Qualifications include: Bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood or related field, demonstrated leadership experience with personnel, financial management and proven success working with young children.

Interstate Commodities Inc. Location: Essex Junction Available Immediately FT

Ideal candidates will be state licensed for pre-K, and has experience managing a childcare facility or nonprofit. Salary commensurate with experience, excellent benefits.

Email resumes to: aclark@icigrain.com

Magic Mountain Children’s Center, PO Box 314, South Royalton, VT 05068. Or email to: magicmountainchildrenscenter@yahoo.com.

Please submit cover letter, resume, three references and salary requirements to:

Visit: www.icigrain.com to learn more about Interstate Commodities Inc.

PRACTICE OFFICE MANAGER BARTON CLINIC

Come join a great team!! North Country Health System’s Barton Clinic Practice, in Barton, is seeking a full-time Office Manager. The manager is accountable for general administrative and clinical operations of the office. You will be responsible for implementing new programs and procedures to improve services, operations, and efficiency. Working closely with physicians and mid-level providers, you will be part of a team delivering quality care to your patients. Job Requirements: A Vermont licensed RN with supervisory experience in a clinic setting is required. Must have an understanding of financial aspects of Clinic Management including knowledge of Medicare and Medicaid, and commercial insurance regulations. Clinical records are electronic and training will be involved. Essentials include good communication and people skills to interact effectively and positively with patients, physicians and co-workers. Interested candidates may apply online at: www.nchsi.org For additional information, contact: Tina Dupuis, Recruitment Coordinator Human Resources North Country Health System 189 Prouty Drive, Newport, VT 05855 802-334-3210 ext. 407 tdupuis@nchsi.org

Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice is looking for you to join our team of healthcare professionals. Share our commitment to excellence in preserving the independence, dignity and wellbeing of our patients and their families. If you are looking for a job that provides flexibility, independence and creativity, and supports you as you deliver the level of patient care that meets your personal goals, we want to talk with you.

REGISTERED NURSE We have full-time and Part-time openings in both our Home Care and Hospice & Palliative Care Programs for VT-licensed Registered Nurses who have at least one year med-surg experience to provide skilled nursing care in home settings.

PHYSICAL THERAPIST We have a full-time position in our Home Care Program for a VT-licensed Physical Therapist who has at least one year of experience and is comfortable treating individuals of all ages in a home setting, the most realistic and functional environment possible. Take the steps toward a rewarding career where excellence in patient-centered care is the standard. We offer a comprehensive benefits program that includes a generous retirement plan, 28 days of paid time-off in your first year, and tuition assistance available upon date of hire. Please apply online at www.cvhhh.org, email your resume to hr@cvhhh.org, or mail to HR Dept., 600 Granger Rd., Barre, VT 05641. EOE.

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Sous Chef High-volume Montpelier restaurant is hiring a full-time sous chef.

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Stark Mountain Woodworking in New Haven, VT, is looking for an individual comfortable working in a high-end custom woodworking environment. The ideal candidate comes with a working knowledge of shop equipment and a willingness to learn and work as a team player. We are a small dynamic company of 14 individuals working on custom projects both locally and around the country. We offer a 401K plan, health beneďŹ ts, paid holidays and vacation, and an unparalleled work environment. Send resumes to:

Skimmer Hellier 359 South Street New Haven, VT 05472 skimmer@starkmountain.com

• Culinary degree or proven job experience • Highly competitive salary • Flexible schedule a must Send references and resume to: Sarducci’s Restaurant 3 Main Street Montpelier, VT 05602

Part-Time 3rd shift Cleaners South Burlington & Essex Junction Monday-Friday 20 hours

3rd shift Weekend Cleaners 16 hours

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Administrative Assistant Perform a variety of tasks for our buying department. Responsibilities include data entry, clerical tasks and merchandising our website. Must be organized, a quick learner and detail-oriented. Knowledge in Excel, Word, Keyboarding and Outlook a must. Email resume to acassano@kidsurplus.com, or fill out application at KidSurplus, 290 Boyer Circle, Williston, VT. No phone calls, please.

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seeks professional line and PreP Cooks to make the savory scene cooking our sweet cuisine. Must be a guru of self-organization who has mastered the art of dependability, fears no mealtime rush, and swears undying allegiance to our top-shelf fare. in return, we’ll offer upwardly mobile room to grow, a full menu of benefits with a side of vacation, health insurance, and 401(k).

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The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society Vermont Chapter has a part-time Campaign Coordinator opportunity available for a highly organized individual with an outgoing personality. The energetic person we seek will help coordinate the Team In Training sports endurance program, as well as the Light The Night Walk in Burlington.

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Call Center Program Representative EnSave, Inc., a Richmond, Vermont-based agricultural energy efficiency consulting firm, seeks a Call Center Program Representative to join our Operations Team. This position will conduct outbound calls to participants and stakeholders in EnSave’s energy efficiency programs. Callers will be provided with thorough training and phone scripts. Excellent phone skills, and previous experience in call center, customer service, or sales highly desirable. Position requires some evening hours. For more information about EnSave and to download a full job description, visit www.ensave.com.

Executive Director The Central Vermont Humane Society seeks a dynamic Executive Director with a proven track record in fundraising and financial oversight, operational management, strategic planning, and public relations. CVHS operates an “open door� shelter serving Washington and Orange counties in Central Vermont, takes in 1700 animals per year, and has an annual budget of $400,000. Five years management experience in animal welfare and/or nonprofit sector required. Salary range of $45,000-$55,000, depending on experience. Health benefits Included. Send cover letter, resume, and names/addresses of three references to: Central Vermont Humane Society Attn: Search Committee P.O. Box 687 Montpelier, VT 05601-0687 or via email: edsearch@cvhumane.com (No phone calls, please.)

SEASONAL GROUNDS WORKER Northgate Apartments in Burlington is seeking applicants to fill two positions for landscape/grounds work. Duties include mowing, pruning, weeding and raking in order to provide superb curb appeal at our 38-acre property. Applicant must be reliable and hard-working. These are full-time temporary positions starting in May and ending in September. Call or come into the Management Office for an application.

275 Northgate Road Burlington, Vermont Phone: 802-658-2722 FAX: 802-864-4005

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Now Hiring Part-Time Package Handlers Early Morning & Evening Shifts Must be able to lift parcels weighing up to 70 lbs.

Individuals with leadership potential can look forward to a rewarding career at UPS. Explore the benefits of working as a Part-Time Package Handler at a growing Fortune 500 Company. Our Benefits Package Includes: Medical, Dental & Vision • Prescription Coverage • 401(k) • Paid Vacations • Holidays Off UPS Stock Purchase Plan • And Many More Benefits!

Respite Opportunity Seeking a respite provider for mornings (7:30 - 9 a.m.) and afternoons (2:30 - 3:30 p.m.) Monday through Friday for a man with a developmental disability living in Milton. The ideal person would have patience and a sense of humor and be very reliable, to meet the needs of the client and family. This support can be provided in your home or in the community and you will be employed by the family.

Please contact Laura Walker at 655-0511, ext 123, or lwalker@ccs-vt.org if you are interested.

Asleep Overnight Support Seeking a caring person to support a terrific woman with a developmental disability in her Chittenden County home 2-4 nights/week, providing companionship and overseeing/assisting with evening and morning personal care routines, meals, and occasional support during sleeping hours. The right candidate is lively, observant, empathetic, patient and flexible, with a positive attitude and a good sense of humor. Hours: 6 PM to 9 AM preferred but can be flexible to accommodate the right person.

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MARKETING & COMMUNICATIONS MANAGER VCLF, a nonprofit financial organization supported by socially responsible investors, is currently searching for a Marketing and Communications Manager to market the Fund to investors, borrowers and the public at large. This salaried, full-time position will be responsible for printed communications, marketing materials, corporate website, presentation materials and displays, and press releases and media relations. The successful candidate will have at least 3 years of experience in communications, public relations and/or marketing. Must have excellent interpersonal and communications skills and be extremely adept at oral and written communications.

A complete job description can be found at www.vclf.org. VCLF is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Send a cover letter, resume and salary requirements to:

Human Resources, VCLF, P.O. Box 827 Montpelier, VT 05601-0827 or via email to:

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Part time, year round position. Work directly with new & current students and their parents. Must be organized & detail oriented with strong communication & computer skills. Candidates with financial aid experience preferred. Please send resume to rita@tspawilliston.com or call 802-879-4811 for an appointment.

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Behavioral interventionists Wanted harness your passion and learning to help children achieve success! Self-starting, positive thinkers needed to join The Backpack Program of Laraway Youth and Family Services as a Behavioral Interventionist. The interventionist will provide individualized support services to enrolled child or youth struggling to find success in public school due to significant social-emotional and behavioral challenges. Interventionist will implement behavioral programming and provide counseling in social, recreational and daily living skills in school and community settings. Full benefits. B.A. preferred. Submit letter of interest, resume and three references to:

human resources – Backpack Behavioral interventionist laraway Youth & Family services Po Box 621, Johnson, vt 05656 Fax: 802-635-7273 email: admin@laraway.org LYFS is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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The Bearded Frog In Shelburne and Black Sheep Bistro in Vergennes are looking for

Experienced Line Cooks Please contact Dickie at 802-985-9877.

Kalkreuth Roofing & Sheet Metal, Inc., the 11th largest roofing contractor in the U.S., is seeking to fill the following position:

EXPERIENCED FOREMAN EPDM & TPO Foreman. Must have a valid driver’s license. Fax resume to 802-865-5100.

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We are seeking a long-term, affectionate, preschool teacher to join our qualit y early education program. Individual must have Associate’s degree or Child Development Associates or 2 years successful e xper ie nce wi th young childre n and 4 higher education courses. Position’s starting pay: $11/hour with benefits. Qualified teachers should send a cover letter and resume to:

Progressive and busy dental practice looking for energetic and enthusiastic

Frog & Toad, CC & LC 162 Fern Court, Colchester, VT 05446

Claire’s Restaurant and Bar, located on Main Street in Hardwick, is looking for FT/PT cooks. Please visit newvermontcooking.blogspot.com to learn more about Claire’s. We are looking for experienced, passionate individuals who care about local ingredients and are open to the flavors of the world. Those interested can drop a resume off at Claire’s, 41 Main Street (large yellow building) next to Buffalo Mt. Coop or email socachef@gmail.com

Landscapers Immediate opening for experienced individuals for spring cleanups and mowing crew. Must have valid driver’s license, be self-motivated with exceptional attention to detail.

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AdministrAtive AssistAnt needed 20 to 25 hours per week at Essex Junction location. Good communicator, strong computer skills and attention to detail required. Database experience preferred. E.O.E. Email cover letter and resume to vrwa@vtruralwater.org. More info at www.vtruralwater.org.

Sales Associate

Northend Hardwoods, a growing retail lumber, plywood and custom millwork company located in Lyndonville, VT, seeks an experienced retail Sales Associate for our Williston location. Previous woodworking knowledge would be beneficial, but we will train the right candidate. A great attitude is what we are looking for. Northend Hardwoods, come grow with us! Please stop by our store for an application or forward a resume to the attention of: Carl Farnsworth, Northend Hardwoods, 8 Deans Lane, Lyndonville, VT 05851; or e-mail to: carl@northendhardwoods.com

Looking for a LUNCH CHEF to work in a local restaurant in Shelburne, focusing on local foods in the community. Approximately 40 hours a week. Send resume to bistrosauce@yahoo.com or call Bill at 802-985-2830.

Full-time Temporary

Turnover STaFF needed for cleaning vacant apartments for new tenant move-in. Duties include cleaning bathrooms, kitchens, windows, shampooing carpets, painting etc. Mon - Fri 84:30. $10.50/hour. Please apply in person at:

The Woolen Mill, 20 W. Canal St., Winooski.

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Orange nOrth SuperviSOry uniOn Job Openings 2007-2008 School year

GREATER BURLINGTON YMCA EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES SWIM INSTRUCTORS

The YMCA is looking for Swim Instructors to design, implement and teach lesson plans that are safe and appropriate for each swimming level. The Swim Instructor supports the aquatic staff and programs by following policies, portraying the YMCA mission and character values, and interacts with swimmers in a way that promotes positive public relations. Candidates must have experience working with children and CPR for the Professional Rescuer, First Aid, Lifeguarding, and YMCA Swimming Instruction or WSI.

Email: jheld@gbymca.org

LIFEGUARDS

The Greater Burlington YMCA is looking for lifeguards. Must be 16 years of age or older and have current Lifeguarding, First Aid, and CPR certifications. The pay is $8-$9/per hour and includes a free YMCA membership.

For questions or more information, contact Brad Smith, Asst Aquatics Director, at 862-8993 x 143 or email bsmith@gbymca.org. To fill out an application, visit the Y or download one off of our website, www.gbymca.org.

Immediate Opening

Long-term Substitute Middle School Math & Science Teacher

Washington Village School

The Washington Village School is seeking a highly qualified long-term substitute to teach math and science in grades 6, 7 and 8 for the remainder of the school year.

Paraprofessional Position

Washington Village School

Washington Village School is seeking a paraprofessional to assist in multi-grade (1-3) classroom to provide academic and emotional/behavioral support. Excellent communication skills and ability to work with a team required. Candidate must have Associate’s degree, equivalent college credits or other Highly Qualified documentation. School experience and knowledge of child development desirable. Please forward letter of interest, resume, transcripts, HQ documentation and references.

Special Education Paraprofessional

Williamstown High School

Seeking enthusiastic, articulate person to work with a high school senior. Position involves academic, communication, employment and personal care support. Employment may transition into postgraduation personal support position. Qualified candidate will have solid academic abilities and the equivalent of an Associate’s degree. Must be physically fit and have an excellent driving record. CPR and First Aid training highly desirable.

Substitute Teachers and Nurses Needed for

Orange, Washington & Williamstown Schools

To apply for substitute teaching, please call Robin at 433-5818 for an application packet.

2008-2009 School year Kindergarten Teacher

GROUP FITNESS INSTRUCTORS

Experienced instructors needed to teach classes such as Tai Box, Step, Core, Hi/Lo Aerobics and Spinning. Benefits include fitness membership and competitive salary. Please fill out application at the YMCA, 266 College St., Burlington, VT. EEO/AAP

Email: dschwartz@gbymca.org

CLASSROOM ASSISTANTS

For YMCA early childhood programs. If you would like to work in a supportive, highly regarded childcare program, please consider our program here in Burlington. We are looking for someone who can work afternoons 12 – 18 hours a week. Previous experience with young children required. Additional substitute hours are available. Position includes complimentary membership to the YMCA.

Please contact Didi Harris at 802-8646436 or email dharris@gbymca.org.

CERTIFIED PERSONAL TRAINERS

The YMCA is looking for people with nationally recognized certifications (ACSM, NSCA or ACE) in Personal Training or Fitness Consulting to join our team in our new Winooski facility. The Trainer will support the fitness staff and programs and will be expected to demonstrate the YMCA character values.

If you have questions, please call 802862-8993 X182. Email: hrose@gbymca. org EEO/AAP

We build strong kids, strong families and strong communities.

Williamstown Elementary School

Seeking teacher for full time Kindergarten class starting fall 2008. The successful candidate will work collaboratively with colleagues and have a genuine respect for young children, their learning styles, and their developmental needs. Completion of Responsive Classroom I before fall 2008 is required.

Computer Applications / Technology Teacher 1.0 FTE

Williamstown Middle High School

Seeking creative, enthusiastic, team player to assist in the development and implementation of dynamic technology curriculum in grades 6-12. The successful candidate must hold or be eligible for Vermont licensure.

Physical Education / Health Teacher 1.0 FTE

Orange Center School

Seeking energetic K-8 physical education / health teacher, licensed in both P.E. and Health. Successful candidate will be a collaborative individual with a positive mindset, who is responsive and reflective in their practice.

Grades 6-8 Mathematics and Science Teacher

Washington Village School

The Washington Village School is seeking a highly qualified teacher with a Middle School Licensure in mathematics and science. The successful candidate will be a team player with enthusiasm and passion for interdisciplinary team middle level education and possess knowledge of and experience in applying differentiated instruction and active learning strategies. Please forward cover letter specifying position(s) applied for, resume, 3 references, transcripts and related documentation/certifications to:

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NCSS, a multidivision nonprofit community behavioral health organization, is seeking an individual to lead our accounting team. This individual will be responsible for the creation, maintenance and reporting of the Agency budget and financial statements. Will also be responsible for compliance with state and federal regulatory guidelines and reporting requirements and oversight of the annual audit. Must be able to work in a fast-paced environment with tight deadlines. Bachelor’s degree in Accounting with related experience required. Experience with mental health funding a plus. If you are looking for flexible hours, excellent wages and benefits and want to be part of our dynamic team, send a cover letter and resume to NCSS, HR Department.

CHILDREN’S THERAPEUTIC CASE MANAGER

Seeking a self-motivated individual who works well with children & families. Position provides direct service to children in a community-based setting, as well as assistance in coordinating services, assessing, monitoring, advocating, and social-skill training. Case Managers are responsible for creating an interagency/interdisciplinary treatment team in order to provide the above services. Must be available to work evenings. Applicant should possess a BA, & 1-3 years of experience.

HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478. EOE Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunites: www.ncssinc.org.

Lamoille County Mental Health Services Lamoille County Mental Health Services is a designated provider of developmental and mental health services serving Lamoille County for more than 40 years.

Lamoille Union High School 2008-2009 School Year

Are you caring, considerate, dedicated? We are looking for you!

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Science Teacher for Physics (plus 1 Earth Science class)

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Social Studies (Anticipated opening)

.5

Spanish Teacher

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Personal Learning Plan Counselor Certification in any subject area with HQT status

Please submit letter of interest, resume, transcripts, proof of licensure with HQT status, and three current letters of reference to:

Linda St. Cyr Administrative Assistant Lamoille Union High School 736 VT 15 W Hyde Park, VT 05655

Developmental Services Service Coordinator

Our growing developmental services program is seeking an experienced professional to provide service coordination to individuals with developmental disabilities who have high-risk behaviors. Primary responsibilities include coordination of supports and services for a population of individuals who are intensely challenging, including those who have been adjudicated for sexual offenses. The service coordinator will be responsible for ensuring the respectful delivery of services based on high-quality standards to ensure public safety. Qualified candidate must have demonstrated experience working with high-risk behaviors, preferably in developmental disability services. Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience preferred.

Intake Therapist

Our Community Rehabilitation and Treatment Program is looking for an individual to provide traditional outpatient services, evidence-based practices, promising practices and value-based practices to the severely and persistently mentally ill. These services are based on cognitive behavioral therapy, client-centered, psychosocial, recovery and medical models as well as DBT, Integrated dual disorders treatment, WRAP and family involvement approaches. Services include individual, group, couples and family therapies, case manager, community support, outreach, relapse prevention, service coordination, treatment planning and intake.

Respite Worker

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VERMONT YOUTH CONSERVATION CORPS

Developmental Services team has an immediate need for a qualified individual to provide respite support for a lovable adolescent male who enjoys the outdoors, walking and swimming as well as drawing and coloring. Generous stipend paid for a minimum of two weekends per month. Must have experience working with individuals who demonstrate challenging and aggressive behaviors. Only serious, skilled applicants will be considered.

Substitutes needed in all of our programs: Administration Residential Children’s & Families Community Rehabilitation & Treatment Developmental Services

Run a State Park This Summer!

The VYCC is seeking 6-Month Corps Members to operate the to following State Parksad? this year: Need placeVermont an employment Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 e m a i l m i c h e l l e @ s e v e n d a y s v t . c o m North Hero State Park Allis State Park We offer a comprehensive benefits package, including three weeks vacation, sick and personal leave, health and Elmore State Park dental insurance benefits, a 401(k) savings plan and more for all eligible employees. Quechee State Park

Need to place an ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21

Desired Qualifications: Strong interest in conservation and customer service 18 - 24 years old Problem-solving ability, self-confidence, and a strong work ethic

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Totsplace Benefi include: an employment ad call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21

$922 per month Room and board CPR and First Aid Certification Education award of up to $2,362

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wendyb@lamoille.org or mail to

LCMH Human Resources 275 Brooklyn Street, Morrisville, VT 05661

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Email info@vycc.org or call 1-800-639-8922 for more information

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY HEAD START EARLY CARE ADVOCATE (Burlington) Provide developmentally appropriate environment and experiences for preschool children in a Head Start classroom, and monthly home visits for families. Assist families in accessing medical and dental care for preschool children. Requirements: Associate’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related education field, and classroom experience. Bachelor’s degree preferred. Experience in curriculum planning and implementation, child outcome assessment, and working with children with special needs. 40 hours/ week, 52 weeks/year. Starting wage: $12.07–13.68/hour. Health plan and excellent benefits. Successful applicants must have excellent verbal and written communication skills; skills in documentation and record-keeping; proficiency in MS Word, email and Internet; exceptional organizational skills and attention to detail. Must be energetic, positive, mature, professional, diplomatic, motivated, and have a can-do, extra-mile attitude. A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. EOE. Please submit resume and cover letter with three work references. No phone calls, please. Please send applications by email to: pirish@cvoeo.org.

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Restaurant Help Wanted. T Bones Restaurant is now accepting applications for Line Cooks and Prep Cooks. Apply in person at: T Bones Restaurant and Bar 38 Lower Mountain View Rd., Colchester

Awake Overnight Residential Counselor: Full-time. Two positions available. Counselor needed for awake overnight shifts, including weekends, providing parenting and life-skill support to pregnant and/or parenting women and their children. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in relevant field needed; experience working with adolescents and flexibility a must. Residential Counselor: Full-time. Two positions available. Counselor needed for evening shifts, including weekends, providing parenting and life-skill support to pregnant and/or parenting women and their children. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in relevant field needed; experience working with adolescents and flexibility a must. Nurse: Full-time hours approx. 2-10 p.m. Evening Nurse needed to serve pregnant and parenting young women and their children within residential treatment setting. Applicants should have a desire to work on a multidisciplinary team that is fast-paced and challenging. Lund Family Center provides holistic approaches to healthy living and embraces strengths-based perspective. Nursing credentials required.

Fun-loving childcare center seeks experienced and energetic full-time qualified toddler teacher. Good pay and benefits.

Full-time Counselors: Needed to conduct comprehensive substance abuse assessment, treatment referral and coordination, and counseling within an outpatient program for pregnant and parenting women or co-located at the child welfare office to bridge agencies in an effort to provide immediate, holistic, family-centered services and increase the collaborative capability of the community to respond to substance abuse within family systems. Minimum of Bachelors degree in a social work, counseling, or human services-related field and substance abuse counselor certification or apprentice substance abuse counselor certificate. Experience working with families required. Substance Abuse Case Manager: Full-time position available. Case Manager needed to screen families in need for potential substance abuse, referral to appropriate treatment, service coordination, monitoring, and wrap-around services in a new position to be co-located at the child welfare office. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in social work, counseling, or human services related field and Apprentice Substance Abuse Counselor Certificate or the ability to test for certification within three months of hire date. Experience working with families and knowledge of community resources preferred.

Hardworking personable people for greenhouse work, selling plants, roses, vegetables and perennials at Oakwood Farms, Essex Junction. Gardening enthusiast welcome. Please call

Landscapers wanted  $12-15/hour.  Excellent benefits. Call Maurie: 802-863-8007 EOE/AA/M/F/V/D

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Love nature and kids? teach summer day camp at the north Branch nature Center in Montpelier. three-month ameriCorps position with living allowance and education award. some teaching experience required. email Chip at nbnc@sover. net for details or visit: www.northBranchnatureCenter.org.

Substance Abuse Counselor: Full-time and part-time positions available: Part-time Counselor: Needed for outpatient treatment program for pregnant and parenting women. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in a social work, counseling, or human services related field and substance abuse counselor certification or apprentice substance abuse counselor certificate. Experience working with women and children preferred.

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Exciting employment opportunities available at established agency with history of supporting strong, healthy families in an environment of teamwork, creativity and innovation. Lund Family Center is seeking motivated, flexible and dynamic individuals with a passion for working with children and families for the following positions with competitive salary and benefits. EOE/EE/AA

Get Paid What You’re Worth! Financial Solutions company seeks motivated networkers. Will train. Call 877-521-7799 for recorded information.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] TRUCK TECHNICIANS NEEDED One year experience preferred or will train. Must have own tools. Great benefits, 401K program, medical, dental and vision. Four-day work weeks. Days are Wednesday – Saturday. Excellent starting wages. Must pass pre-employment physical and drug screening. To apply call Steve at (802)864-0112 or (800)632-3255, or apply in person to 60 Krupp Drive, Williston, VT 05495.

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Seeking Group Facilitators in Burlington and St. Albans to work in our batterer intervention program or our young men’s violence intervention program. Co-facilitate educational groups for adolescent or adult males to promote accountability, challenge violence and increase safe choices. An understanding of domestic violence, willingness to learn more and a commitment to working for social change is required. Looking for a diverse pool of applicants. Please send a resume and cover letter indicating your interest in working with adolescents or adult males and your location preference to:

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volunteers in medicine 162 st. Paul street Burlington, vt 05401 or via email to institute@vimi.org.

COTS Family ShelTer STaFF

Staff ensure a safe, hospitable environment for homeless families. Ability to multitask, work independently and as part of a team a must, experience with homeless direct service preferred.

Email resume and cover letter to: kristic@cotsonline.org. Please, no phone calls. EOE.

Come build your future at Middlebury College!

Two temporary, full-time positions to begin immediately!

Electrician

Assist with installation, maintenance, operation and repair of electrical and electronic devices, systems, and equipment for campus buildings and facilities. High school diploma or equivalent. Must be enrolled in Electrical Apprenticeship Program or have equivalent knowledge. Journeyman electrical license preferred. Valid driver's license. Provide own vehicle and furnish own hand tools. On the job training, vocational schooling and previous electrician experience required. HVAC and plumbing experience desirable.

General Service Worker

Pick up and deliver materials, furniture and equipment to campus buildings and facilities; assist with the warehousing of those items. Set up and remove articles for special events. Assist in the maintenance of sidewalks, roads and parking lots. Assist Landscape Services as assigned. No formal education. On-the-job training. Previous delivery/stockroom experience helpful. Must have driver's license and good driving skills. These two positions are scheduled to last six months. Interested? To view complete job descriptions and to apply on-line via our website, please visit:

http://go.middlebury.edu/jobs.

Please call Human Resources at (802) 443-5465 for assistance. Equal Opportunity Employer

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DAY MANAGER 24-room historic Inn located on Lake Champlain is looking for a dynamic person to manage breakfast in our award-winning dining room. Menu is based on farm-fresh, locally grown food. Strong guest services skill a must. May – October. Previous food service experience necessary.

Send resume to: lwade@shelburnefarms.org or call 802-985-0408 for more information.

Looking for full-/part-time for busy downtown bridal salon. If you have interest in working with wonderful brides and their families, good customer service skills and a positive attitude, we look forward to meeting you! Basic sewing skills are necessary. Please apply in person, 2 Church Street, Burlington, VT. 10-5 Tuesday-Saturday.

Paralegal/ suPPort Person Safeline, Inc. is seeking an experienced Paralegal/ Support person. Must have previous experience and be familiar with Family and Superior Court in Vermont. Experience with 813 Financial Affidavits, and intake assessments, preferred. This position is parttime at 20 hours per week and is 75% legal support for two attorneys and our Legal Advocate and 25% general administrative support to the Executive Director. Safeline is a feminist organization that provides advocacy services to survivors of domestic and sexual violence. A background in and/or general understanding of the Domestic and Sexual Violence Movement is a plus, and a calm, patient and nonjudgmental nature is a must. Please send cover letter and resume to: Nancy Lynch, Executive Director, at nancy@safelinevt.org

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