Seven Days, June 25, 2008 by Seven Days

Topics include:

• Environmental issues in our region: contamination from phosphorus, estrogenic hormones and chloride.

• Nuclear, hydrogen, solar & biodiesel energy

• Nanotechnology

• Stories of women chemists in the National Inventors’ Hall of Fame

• Cheese chemistry

• Green ﬂuorescent protein

• Production of pharmaceuticals in Africa

• John Adams, saltpeter, and black powder: colonial chemistry

• Industrial innovation

• Chemistry careers

The chemistry enthusiasts program is part of the American Chemical Society Northeast Regional Meeting, NERM2008, June 29th – July 2nd, at the Sheraton Conference Center in Burlington. Registration ($60 for chemistry enthusiasts) includes access to all technical and enthusiasts sessions (more than 300 papers covering all areas of chemistry), receptions, an evening of stand-up comedy, and several workshops.

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If I weren’t a Realtor, I would be a… a tour guide in an interesting eco-tour area in Cental or South America.

My dream vacation would be... I just came back from it! My wife and I spent two weeks in Australia with a team from Dragonheart Vermont and spent four days of it dragonboating with about 1500 breast cancer survivors paddling on

Kawana Waters at the 2007 International Breast Cancer Survivors Dragonboat Championships. Lots of brave and fun women! And, snorkeling on the Great Barrier Reef wasn’t too bad, either!

My favorite lunch place is... at home with my wife ﬁxing her a sandwich and just enjoying her company to break up the day! What can I say, I’m still hopelessly in love with her.

If I had $10.99 to spend, I would buy… a bag of food and give it to the local shelter!

If I could eat one food for the rest of my life it would be… Oh, that is sooo easy: peanut butter.

If I could have dinner with any famous person, dead or alive, I would choose... da Vinci. He was so talented and brilliant.

My most prized possession is... my skis, bike and kayak. Still like being out in nature!

On a Sunday morning you will most likely ﬁnd me... singing in the choir at Faith United Methodist Church.

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Vermonters on the job: Max Schlueter

HACKI E BY JERNIGAN PONTIAC

23A Jazz, Trains and Baseball

A cabbie’s rear view

HAN DMADE TALES BY AMY LILLY 43A Binding Ties

Proﬁles of crafty Vermonters: Elissa Campbell features 24A

24A Here Comes the Pitch SPORTS

Cricket makes itself at home in Chittenden County BY KIRK KARDASHIAN

28A Fare Warning BU SINESS

Rogue drivers, random rates and no regulation: Does Burlington’s taxi system need an overhaul? BY MIKE IVES

35A Russian Dress-Up TH EATER

Theater review: The Nose BY E RIK ESCKI LSEN

36A Actors Gone Wilde TH EATER

Theater review: The Importance of Being Earnest BY ELISAB ETH CR EAN

39A Gone Missing BOOKS

Book review: Island of Lost Girls BY MARGOT HARRISON

40A Draw Like an Egyptian ART

Art review: Faro at Pursuit Gallery BY MARC AWODEY

03B Pollinate This FOOD

Bees team up with elderberries to make a drink that cures BY ALICE LEVITT

06B Taste Test FOOD

Doria’s BY SUZANNE PODHAIZ E R

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news 10A

AGI NG AN D H EALTH 10A

Expert Says Artistic Pursuits Make Seniors Healthy and Wise BY KEN PICARD

LOCAL M E DIA 11A

Report Details Concerns of Burlington Telecom Advisory Committee BY B RIAN WALLSTIN

PHI LANTHROPY 11A

Midwife Seeks Donations for Bali Clinic, $1 at a Time BY M I KE DI B IASIO

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ART 18A

Vermont Leftist Chronicled in New Graphic Bio BY KEVIN J. KELLEY

BOOKS 18A “Choose Your Own Adventure” Is Back . . . in Vermont BY ALISON NOVAK

ART 19A

Firehouse Gallery Looks to the Future with a New Curator BY PAM ELA POLSTON

VIG NETTE 19A

Savoy Theater Sci-Fi July BY MARGOT HARRISON

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THAT’S MISTER BAND CAMP TO YOU

I’d like to share some imagined excerpts from future local album reviews by Jarrett “Band Camp” Berman that we might look forward to:

“You could blame it on the bluegrass, but it’s the really the banjo that capsizes Stone’s earnest eﬀort;”

“ ree minutes into his blistering solo, Tournet really starts to stretch, but hesitates — afraid of crowding the vocals? — in a salient example of Potter’s hegemony;”

“Our girl Gracie’s got chops, but the female voice is simply too monochromatic to sustain nine tracks;”

“Maseﬁeld’s prowess is unquestionable, but the surfeit of plinky mandolin is sure to test anyone’s tolerance for fretted strings.”

Please, Seven Days, I understand you may be short-staffed after your head music writer’s tragic Ornetteinduced brain hemorrhage. But could you screen your freelancers a little better and try to avoid mistakes like tossing a CD, put out by a flute player, to a film and restaurant critic who apparently has a big problem with . . . flutes!

John Thompson BURLINGTON

THROWING STONES

As a taxpayer in the town of Bristol, I think we should all have

a say about things that will have signiﬁcant eﬀects on our town. Why shouldn’t we all get a say about the creation of a gravel pit [“Open Vein,” June 11]?

I take offense at Jim Lathrop’s comment about trust-fund flatlanders. Prejudice and judgment will only solidify those who oppose your development. e creation of four jobs will likely not offset the cost of road improvement and maintenance caused by this gravel pit, let alone the noise and air and water pollution it will produce. I think we need a better reason for allowing this gravel pit than to help create another generation of Bristol trust-funders.

Dave Mueller BRISTOL

ASKED AND ANSWERED

Having come out publicly against the eﬀort to censor Al Jazeera English, I trust I will not be lumped in with the repressive set when I point out that there is a diﬀerence between defending a news organization’s right to be heard and going into the tank for it [“Al Jazeera Reporter Addresses Critics,” June 11].

In this Googled age it is hard to believe that the usually reliable Ken Picard did not know that the highly regarded newsman Dave Marash had quit Al Jazeera English because he was convinced that political

interference from the home oﬃce in Doha, Qatar, was undermining the network’s credibility. Marash’s April 4 interview with the Columbia Journalism Review is easy to ﬁnd online.

But in interviewing Al Jazeera English’s John Rushing, Picard acted as though Marash had never existed, much less been the network’s Washington anchor. It matters not whether Picard acted out of ignorance or dishonesty.

Either way, it was irresponsible. When writing about another news organization, ignoring obvious questions about its journalistic integrity raises questions about your own.

Jon Margolis BARTON

Editor’s Note: Picard and Rushing did talk about Dave Marash, but that portion of the interview was cut for space considerations. But, as Rushing

told Picard, Marash has since retracted his comments about Al Jazeera being anti-American. And while Marash had valid criticisms of the network, he never said the government in Doha was meddling in the editorial content. For more on that, see Marash’s interview with Baltimore City Paper at www.citypaper.com/news/ story.asp?id=15691

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Burlington is one of two cities in the U.S. where cable TV viewers can watch Al Jazeera English. In May, Seven Days broke the news that Burlington Telecom, the city’s municipally owned cable provider, planned to drop the station.

The announcement sparked a heated public debate that’s been covered extensively in the local media. Last week, the story went international when Al Jazeera English aired its own report on the controversy.

The Qatar-based satellite news network broadcast a 12-minute segment about Burlington on Friday on “Listening Post,” a show about how the world media covers news. The producers sent a local camera crew from Channel 17 to interview Seven Days staffer Ken Picard a couple weeks ago.

MOST POPULAR STORIES LAST WEEK ON THE SEVEN DAYS WEBSITE:

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“Free Will Astrology” by Rob Brezsny (6/11/08)

“Fair Game” by Shay Totten (6/18/08)

“Mini Issue: Reinventing the Wheels” by Mike Ives (6/18/08)

“VIDEO: Stuck in Vermont — Rene Kirby” by Eva Sollberger (6/18/08)

“Mini Issue: Bitty Bites, Mini BLTs” by Meghan Dewald (6/18/08)

Other locals who appear in the segment include lawyer Sandy Baird, videographer Sam Mayﬁeld and VCAM producer and blogger Bill Simmon.

You can watch the clip on Blurt, the Seven Days staff blog, at www.sevendaysvt.com.

» BLOGGER BBQ

If you like politics, blogs and barbequing on the beach, you won’t want to miss the third annual “Hamburger Summit.” Two lefty political blogs — Green Mountain Daily and Vermont Daily Brieﬁng — join forces to host this informal afternoon gathering on Saturday, June

28, 1-5 p.m., at North Beach in Burlington. Politicos of all persuasions are welcome.

It’s free to attend — though you have to pay to park at North Beach. The bloggers provide grillables, buns, chips and drinks.

It’s an election year, so you can expect to mix and mingle with politicians and reporters alike.

VDB’s Philip Baruth reports that gubernatorial hopeful Gaye Symington is among those who have RSVP’d.

Find more info on Blurt, the Seven Days staff blog, at www.sevendaysvt.com.

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Burlington City Council Sonnet #2

The coffers of Burlington were on display at last night’s lengthy city council meeting, so every councilor who chose to enter the fray was visibly concerned with budget-sheeting.

The loudest warning call emerged from Shannon, who worries that our streets are under duress.

Our pavement’s cracked, she said, or poorly managed, yet infrastructure hasn’t been fully “addressed.”

Or what, said Shannon, of our pretty parks — We shouldn’t let them languish in the breeze!

(The windows of City Hall by then were dark.)

Take care to not miss forests for the trees,

Ol’ Leopold, the C.A.O., did note;

“I wish that we had more,” he sighed, “but we don’t.”

M. Night Shyamalama-Ding Dong

I went to see The Happening last night. What a huge load of crap. For the love of all that is sacred to you, please don’t waste your precious time & money on such a big, stinky fart of a ﬁlm. It was so bad that when the credits came up I vowed — out loud — to never return to a movie theater.

The acting throughout the ﬁlm was stunningly bad. I’d have to say that the best performance was carried off by Marky Mark’s nostrils. All I could wonder was how much he and that Zooey chick got paid for such a walk in the park.

Everyone in the audience laughed out loud a bunch of times during the movie and I’m still not really sure if it was meant to be funny or not. Thank goodness, though, because the laugh factor was the ﬁlm’s only saving grace. The scene where a woman is watching a video on her cellphone of a guy having his arms ripped off by lions in a zoo made me practically wet myself. Ab-so-lutely hilarious. An hour or so after the movie, my buddy and I were still cracking up about how horrible the ﬁlm was, so it was practically worth the $16.50 we spent.

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AGING AND HEALTH

Expert Says Artistic Pursuits Make Seniors Healthy and Wise

BY KEN PICARD

Gene Cohen’s prescription for a long and healthy life sounds like advice from the Poor Richard’s Almanac: If you want to reduce your chances of going senile, take up sculpting. To lower your odds of getting cancer, learn to play the piano. Want to fend off depression, diabetes and other debilitating illnesses? Write that novel you’ve always dreamed about.

Cohen, 63, isn’t being ﬂippant or getting dotty himself. The renowned gerontologist, psychiatrist and director of the Center on Aging, Health and Humanities at George Washington University Medical Center has done groundbreaking research on the links between creativity and health in later life. His ﬁndings are dramatically reshaping our understanding and expectations of the aging process.

This week, Cohen will give the keynote address at “Creativity in Later Life,” a symposium sponsored by the University of Vermont’s Osher Lifelong Learning Institute. Cohen will present some of his latest ﬁndings, which challenge one of the most deeply held assumptions people have about aging — namely, that the older we get, the more our brains deteriorate and malfunction.

Cohen has found that mental decay is not an inevitable or irreversible outcome of the aging process. Quite the contrary, he was the ﬁrst to recognize that certain physiological changes occur later in life that allow the left and right hemispheres of the brain to function together more harmoniously, a mental state he likens to “moving to all-wheel

is metaphorically savored . . . It’s like chocolate for the brain.”

Such ﬁndings not only have important implications for specialties such as gerontology and oncology, but for society as a whole. Cohen makes a compelling case for why communities should invest in artistic programs for seniors: Not only do such programs improve elders’ quality of life, but they can also save on health-care

Cohen began to study aging more than 35 years ago during his training as a psychiatrist, when he was assigned to a rotation in a public housing project for older adults.

“My mentors and peers said, ‘Be prepared for a depressing experience,’” he recalled, “and it was anything but.” In those days, the prevailing attitude about the elderly among Cohen’s peers was based on the small percentage of people they saw in hospitals and nursing homes, rather than the vast majority who lived in the community.

Cohen was the ﬁrst to recognize that certain physiological changes occur later in life that allow the left and right hemispheres of the brain to function harmoniously, a mental state he likens to “moving to all-wheel drive.”

“Many of the best and brightest in science up to the 1970s had the illusion that aging offered nothing, so why study it?” Cohen recalls. “By not studying it, they didn’t find anything, and by not finding anything, it perversely confirmed their illusions.”

costs for long-term services such as hospitals, nursing homes and home health aides.

drive.” In fact, this mental power boost doesn’t just occur in spite of the aging process, he says, but because of it.

Moreover, as older folks begin to master creative endeavors, whether it’s quilting or quantum physics, Cohen’s research has shown that they tend to fare better both physically and psychologically — a ﬁnding consistent with the emerging ﬁeld of “psychoneuroimmunology,” which explores the relationship between the mind and the immune system.

According to Cohen, as the brain masters new, mentally challenging skills, it actually boosts the immune system by spurring the production of T-cells, which ward off bacterial infections, as well as NK (or “natural killer”) cells, which attack cancer cells. As he put it, “Any activity that optimally uses both sides of the brain

Such ideas are likely to ﬁnd a receptive audience in Vermont, which has the second-oldest population of any state in the country. About 80,000 people, or one in eight Vermonters, are now over the age of 65, according to economist Art Wolfe, who spoke at a recent conference at UVM, sponsored by AARP of Vermont, called “Can Vermont Afford to Grow Old?”

By 2030, according to Wolfe, that ratio is projected to increase to one in four people. This huge, upward age shift, he contended, compounded by a low fertility rate and a slow inﬂux of new residents, will pose daunting challenges for Vermont’s work force, tax base and health-care system.

One such “illusion” was the notion that deterioration of the brain was an inevitable and unalterable fact of old age. Another was the idea that people who get highly creative bursts of inspiration later in life — think Grandma Moses — were the exception rather than the rule.

Cohen began questioning that latter assumption after attending an exhibit at the Corcoran Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C., in 1980. The show, a half-century retrospective of American folk art, featured some 20 artists of major historic importance. As a gerontologist, Cohen quickly noticed a detail about the artists that had somehow escaped the attention of the show’s curators: Of the 20 featured artists, 16 of them didn’t do their most acclaimed work until after the age of 65, and 30 percent of those didn’t reach their artistic “mature phase” until after

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FACINGFACTS

BURLINGTON SCHOOLS

Special-ed services, building repairs, energy costs and legal bills add up to a $900,000 deﬁcit. No taxpayer left behind!

VERMONT UNEMPLOYMENT

Unemployment is on the rise in Vermont, and the state’s work force continues to lose jobs. Time for some of that Yankee ingenuity.

DEFENSE ATTORNEYS

“Racist” jury selection in federal criminal cases excludes minorities and could lead to hundreds of sentences being overturned. Democracy sure is messy.

BASEBALL FANS

The Lake Monsters are back, but not exactly batting 1000. Maybe this week’s six-game home stand will cure what ails ’em.

VERMONT GUARD

Nearly 2000 Vermont soldiers could be deployed in 2010, leaving the National Guard unable to respond to local disasters. Another reason to bring them all home.

LOCAL MEDIA

Report Details Concerns of Burlington Telecom Advisory Committee

BY BR IAN WALLSTIN

ore than two years after it was convened to help guide the city-owned cable operation, an advisory group for Burlington Telecom is still struggling to understand its role, according to the annual report it recently submitted to the Burlington City Council.

In the report, the Burlington Telecommunications Advisory Committee expresses frustration with BT’s tendency to “hold back” detailed information about its operations since the departure of former general manager Tim Nulty late last year.

Authored by BTAC chairman Greg Epler-Wood, and covering a 12-month period that ended April 30, the report said the lack of “yardstick” data from BT has made it necessary for committee members to “redeﬁne our roles and responsibilities.” It states that concerns about the committee’s relationship with BT “have grown through the year” in three key areas:

City Councilor Andy Montroll (DWard 6), who chairs the Transportation and Energy Committee that acts as the council’s liaison to BT.

“There has been frustration for a while now,” Montroll said. Noting that BT competes with a host of privately owned telecommunications companies, including Comcast and Fairpoint, Epler-Wood said the group is not concerned with detailed ﬁnancial matters, which, if divulged, could put the cable system at a competitive disadvantage.

But, he added, committee members are anxious to use their professional expertise to help “market and brand” BT and to take advantage of the “extraordinary potential” of the system.

dents want for services and how we’re doing,” he said. “They’re citizens off the street, essentially, appointed by the city council. I think that’s some of the challenge and the confusion.”

Epler-Wood, however, clearly envisions BTAC as something more than a vehicle for subscribers’ views. The committee’s report said BTAC was “enthusiastically looking forward” to helping BT expand its model to other Vermont towns, only to be told those efforts were being scaled back because of BT’s ﬁnancial situation.

“We’re not saying that’s a bad position,” Epler-Wood said. “But there hasn’t been any real evidence that they are keeping that dream alive since we were told they were pulling back.”

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BT has not tapped the “professional resources” of the committee’s members;

BT has failed to capitalize on “its uniqueness and potential” to leverage residents’ enthusiasm and “pride of ownership”; The widespread positive attention BT had earned for its “uniqueness and potential . . . has all but disappeared.”

Part of the problem has been negative media coverage of BT’s ﬁnancial situation and, more recently, the dustup over whether to remove Al Jazeera English from the program schedule. But the committee’s concerns predate those controversies, according to Burlington •

The Burlington City Council authorized the BTAC in October 2004 in order to “include a measure of citizen input and oversight” in systems development. BTAC’s seven members represent a range of community interests, from information technology to citizen journalism.

“We are willing and able to use our skills to the extent that we can to shift attention back to where it should be — the success and potential of BT, and the advantages of a municipally owned, state-of-the-art cable system,” said Epler-Wood, a telecommunications consultant who has chaired the BTAC since 2006.

Chris Burns, BT’s general manager, said he views the BTAC as what it is, an advisory committee, “not a commission,” and that its role should be limited accordingly.

“They should be giving us feedback from the community, giving us a reﬂection of what they feel the resi-

Burns explained that BT is still relatively new, and that the department has been focused on building up its hardware and business operations. “We still talking to towns, but it’s not a revolving door like it was a few years ago,” he said. “The thought was that we would better deﬁne those processes so we could support expansion more effectively.”

The Burlington City Council was supposed to take up the report at its Monday meeting, but discussion was tabled until next week to allow councilors to complete work on the 2009 budget. Montroll acknowledged the tension between BT and the advisory committee, but said it’s not necessarily a bad thing.

“This kind of report, I think, is good,” Montroll said. “It gives us a lot of information about concerns we need to be aware of. Now our job is to start dealing with them.”

Midwife Seeks Donations for Bali Clinic, $1 at a Time

BY MIKE DIBIASIO

s a homebirth midwife, Katherine Bramhall has brought many babies into the world. But for her next delivery, she is asking for help.

In mid-May, Bramhall launched “A Million Mothers,” a $1 million campaign to fund construction of a new health clinic on the island of Bali. Bramhall’s goal is to collect one dollar from each of one million mothers before September, when she will return to Bali to buy land for an earthquakeproof building, a youth center, a community garden and housing for clinic staff.

“When I go back in September, I will have $1 million,” Bramhall said. “I don’t know how, but you’re not allowed to know the nature of miracles.”

“A Million Mothers” will beneﬁt the Yayasan Bumi Sehat Free Birth Clinic, which was established in 1999 by Robin Lim, a midwife and author who lives in Bali. Lim opened the clinic in response to Indonesia’s high maternal mortality rate, estimated at 373 per 100,000 births in 2003.

In its ﬁrst year, Bumi Sehat provided 50 women with prenatal care and a safe, clean place to give birth. Today, about 80 babies are delivered there every month. Bramhall says the new clinic would be three times the size of the current facility.

Bramhall has provided disaster relief for earthquake victims

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they turned 80. For Cohen, this discovery seemed too important to ignore. And, the more he researched folk art, the more he realized that older artists dominated the ﬁeld. “In that sense,” he said, “Grandma Moses was just one of a huge crowd.”

Since then, Cohen has written more than 150 publications on the subject of aging, including several recent books on the relationships between growing old and creativity. His own creative pursuits have included a career

in Iran, trained Chechen mental-health workers in St. Petersburg, and helped thousands of people displaced by Hurricane Katrina. “A Million Mothers” has so far raised about $20,000, much of it through a worldwide email campaign. People as far away as Australia, Israel and France have sent donations to her Barre address.

“What ‘A Million Mothers’ does is, it shows people they’ve succeeded in helping,” Bramhall said. “They’re no bigger or smaller than Bill Gates. The call is for one dollar, not 80 billion.”

Even though donations arrive every day from around the world, Emily Padua, Bramhall’s assistant, says the majority has come from Vermonters.

“There’s been a lot of Vermont support,” Padua said. “From my experience, people in Vermont feel good about supporting other Vermonters’ work.”

All of the donations will go directly to supplying and building the clinic, as well as toward a new ambulance. New Chapter, a nutritional supplement company in Brattleboro, has donated vitamins for prenatal nutrition, and others, like Padua, have donated their time.

“When people send $25 to the Red Cross, they don’t know if that’s going towards toilet paper in the corporate offices or somewhere else,” Bramhall

as an award-winning inventor of “intergenerational” board games designed to help seniors remain mentally challenged. His most recent, called “Making Memories Together,” is designed to help patients with dementia communicate more effectively with their families and caregivers.

Though Cohen’s research has implications beyond his own ﬁeld of geriatrics, one of his main goals is to help older people reach their true potential. Seniors “are perhaps the most undertapped resource in this country,” he said, “and as they do better, there’s less burden on society.”

said. “But with this, they can say, ‘I gave a piece of a birth clinic to women in Bali, and I really mattered.’”

An aspiring midwife, Padua said she called Bramhall several days after “A Million Mothers” was launched, looking for ways to help. Now she is logging donations and making phone calls for the campaign. She hopes to visit Bumi Sehat with Bramhall in the fall.

“I want to help women who don’t have access to good health care during their pregnancy, and if I could actually go to Bali, I’d be able to see it in action,” Padua said.

Bramhall said one part of the campaign she treasures — even more than the dollar bills coming in from around the world — are the blessings and letters of gratitude she has received. She saves them all.

“I’m going to live and die with these letters,” she said. “Most of them say thank you for letting me help, and what they can feel is the brilliance of everybody’s heart saying ‘I can help.’ That’s what happens — it keeps the heart alive.”

Donations can be sent to Katherine Bramhall, 25 Colby Street, Barre, VT 05641, or online at www.amillion mothers.com.

Dr. Gene Cohen’s speech, “Creative Potential, Psychological Growth and Positive Brain Changes with Aging,” will be held at 7 p.m. on Friday, June 27, in UVM’s Southwick Hall/Music Building Recital Hall. Sponsored by UVM’s Forum on Aging lecture series, the speech is free and open to the public. Info, 656-4220.

Watch Dr. Gene Cohen’s entire presentation on the CCTV website, www.cctv.org. And check the website to ﬁnd out when the broadcast will air on Channel 17.

Providers (left to right) Julia Brock,MD;Amy Thibault,MD;Kristen Werner,CNM; Julie Wade,MD;and Jennie Lowell,MD.

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Dodging a Bullet

It’s become a habit to invoke a literary giant when writing about the Winooski imbroglio.

First came Emile Zola’s “J’accuse!” Then Albert Camus’ The Plague. And for the last, I save the best: Samuel Beckett

“Waiting” was the key word Monday night as lawyers conferred with lawyers against a backdrop of empty chairs, silent microphones and stilled TV cameras. But the scene was closer to Beckett’s second theatrical masterpiece, the oneact Endgame, than Waiting for Godot Because, in the end, it was all about finishing up, not waiting.

The drama of embattled Winooski Police Chief Steve McQueen played out its final act Monday night, as the chief walked offstage with his job intact, receiving hugs from an adoring audience. He never even had to take the stand.

That’s right. After all was said and done — after weeks of public airings of allegations his lawyer Pietro Lynn called unfounded and unsubstantiated — McQueen will retain his job. He’ll be back at it on June 30.

“He is overwhelmed with happiness,” said Lynn after the bombshell ruling. “He is very happy and eager to get back to work for the people of Winooski.” That was all from the usually loquacious Lynn, who deferred any further comment about the proceedings to the city council.

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press about the proceedings; he will not sue the city or its agents; and he will work to “restore confidence” and cooperate with other employees, department heads, the city council and the city manager.

One more thing: McQueen is getting a new job description. The city council will tackle the job of rewriting it.

Handverger was reticent to talk about the council’s ruling. “It’s my job to follow the city council’s decision,” he said.

Councilors said they were glad to move past the hearings, which were beginning to take a toll on everyone.

Newly elected councilor Jodi Harrington, a long-time proponent of community policing who has been critical of McQueen’s performance, said the council’s decision would help the city move forward and achieve some longawaited reforms in the police department.

Revisiting the chief’s job description, and moving toward community policing, will force McQueen to respond to a new set of standards and guidelines. Winooski may even create a citizen oversight panel to keep tabs on the police department.

Former police officer Michael Brouillette knows what it’s like to bring charges against McQueen and lose. In 2003, when he was head of the Winooski police union, Brouillette brought numerous complaints — some of which involved McQueen — to McQueen and city manager Gerry

One “billable hour” after another passed until the Winooski City Council emerged at 10 p.m. to announce its decision.

McQueen must also be happy that the council agreed to pay Lynn’s $10,000 legal bill. City Manager Joshua Handverger, who brought the charges against McQueen, ducked out before reporters could get to him. Handverger’s attorney, Joe McNeil, also cost the city about $10,000.

So, what brought about the big turnaround? New evidence? Nope. Did ever yone simply get tired and want to go home? Nope. It was due to a “technicality in the process,” according to councilors, who refused to elaborate.

Most of Monday night’s hearing, which began at 7:30, took place behind closed doors. About 50 people sat patiently at the Winooski Senior Center while different factions conferred in private rooms (or in back of the building) with attorneys. One “billable hour” after another passed until the city council emerged at 10 p.m. to announce its decision.

Mayor Michael O’Brien read a short resolution exonerating the chief, and the audience erupted in cheers.

Of course, there are conditions in the resolution, agreed to by all parties: McQueen is not allowed to talk to the

Myers thatled the city to hire an independent investigator to sort out fact from fiction.

In his report, investigator James Cronan, a former state police commander, alleged among other things that McQueen gave a city cellphone to his wife and couldn’t prove he reimbursed Winooski. He also suggested McQueen bought computers for private use with federal funds and generally failed to provide adequate leadership.

Despite the severity of the allegations, no heads rolled. Myers dealt with McQueen by working out a plan of corrective action, the former city manager told “Fair Game.” When the Cronan report became public, McQueen’s response, printed in a Burlington Free Press article, equated to: “They took their best shot and I’m still chief.”

Then, as “chief,” McQueen was able to issue a gag order on all police officers to prevent them from discussing the report.

Upset and demoralized by the gag order and McQueen’s response, the union held a meeting with all 14 mem-

bers and unanimously agreed they had “no confidence” in the city’s top cop. It was a risk they were willing to take, and for some it meant the beginning of the end of their time in Winooski.

tion. It’s a word he’s borrowed from Sen. Barack Obama, who is working the “change we can believe in” slogan at the presidential level.

However, Obama and Douglas do have something in common: a key supporter. The host of Douglas’ kickoff barbecue — Cioffi — is a charter member of Democrats for Douglas. He’s also a “strong supporter” of Obama for president.

Brouillette ended up filing two unfair labor practice complaints against the city, alleging that Myers and McQueen changed his shifts as retribution for speaking out. Brouillette let the matter drop when he left Winooski and joined the force in St. Albans.

The city council hopes its action Monday night will avert any key resignations, but even its hard work may not be enough to stop the past from repeating itself in Winooski.

Democrats for Douglas

The political hubbub last week was centered on the launch of Gov. Jim Douglas’ reelection campaign. He hit all 14 counties in two days. Must be nice to have a trooper to do all the driving, eh?

The First Lady Places Second First Lady Laura Bush visited Woodstock Monday at the invitation of a friend associated with the Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Park. She spent Sunday night in a cottage on the grounds, got a tour of the park on Monday, announced a trails grant of $50,000, and then headed north to Maine’s Acadia National Park to visit friends and continue her hiking trip.

The Douglas tour wound down at a barbecue at the St.

Several locals were on hand, including Democratic Rep. Alison Clarkson, chair woman of the Billings Parks

We were unable to rearrange the governor’s schedule to accommodate the First Lady’s visit.

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Albans home of Frank Cioffi, commissioner of economic development under Gov. Howard Dean and currently the president of the Greater Burlington Industrial Corporation.

“It was nice to end it in Franklin County, where I’ve had tremendous support across both sides of the aisle,” Douglas told “Fair Game.”

Along the way to Cioffi’s backyard, Douglas made stops to highlight, and take credit for, the Choices for Care program in Brattleboro, the upcoming sales tax holiday in Fairlee, a residential drug treatment center in Bradford, and so on.

“ These all relate to my leadership and accomplishments of the past five years and about the future. I want to make sure that all Vermonters have hope and opportunity and succeed in a challenging economic environment,” said Douglas. “And, to be a voice of change for our state and bring about our innovative ideas like our blueprint for health, regulatory reform and the E-state initiative. We need to be at the cutting edge of change and innovation and, at the same time, I am also the voice of reason and provide balance to a very liberal general assembly.”

Both Democrat Gaye Symington and Progressive Anthony Pollina chided Douglas for claiming to be the voice of “change” in this elec-

Commission, which oversees Woodstock parks. She described the First Lady, with whom she spoke briefly, as “a lovely person and an articulate spokesperson for the national parks.”

Notably absent was the state’s top Republican: Gov. Douglas.

He received word of Bush’s visit last Wednesday and was invited to attend, but he had already scheduled appointments he couldn’t cancel.

“ We were unable to rearrange the governor’s schedule to accommodate the First Lady’s visit. We did, through staff, pass along his appreciation for her support for our national parks and historic-preservation efforts,” said Jason Gibbs, the governor’s spokesman.

The source of the scheduling jam? Douglas wanted to be on hand to hear Comcast officials announce their 300-mile network expansion to seven previously unserved communities — a key element of Douglas’ EState Initiative. Additionally, he had several private meetings that could not be rescheduled, Gibbs said. Local Republican Rep. Steve Adams, who is the House minority leader, was there.

As for the D.C. delegation, they were informed the First Lady would be in Vermont but were not invited to attend. Sen. Bernie Sanders was already playing host to the Secretary of Veterans Affairs.

This is not the First Lady’s

first visit to Vermont. She came in 2006 to raise money for Republican Martha Rainville during a spirited campaign for Vermont’s lone House seat. Bush’s mother-inlaw, Barbara Bush, also came to Vermont to raise money for Rainville, who eventually lost the race to Democrat Peter Welch

President George W. Bush has yet to come to Vermont, the only state he has not visited during his presidency. Why? Two towns — Brattleboro and Marlboro — would have him arrested if he sets foot on their soil. And Newfane selectman Dan DeWalt did launch those local impeachment resolutions around the country . . .

Despite the misgivings of some Vermonters, Sanders has invited Bush to visit the Green Mountain State. The offer, which was made in person at the White House, still stands, according to Sanders’ spokesman Michael Briggs Coincidentally, it was Dubya’s father, President George H.W. Bush, who created the Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Park in Woodstock. It’s the state’s only national park. H.W. made it to Vermont three times. Despite being heckled by antinuke activists on a vice-presidential visit, he came two more times while president.

The Doctor is . . . Out Again Just as soon as the Democrats found a credible candidate to challenge Republican Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie, they lost him. Emergency-room doctor Harry Chen, a Democratic representative from Mendon, has opted against running for the state’s number-two job. He’s also decided not to run for reelection.

Chen told “Fair Game” that, despite the good wishes of many, the timing was wrong. “I spent the past week talking with a lot of people — friends, family and colleagues and decided it just wasn’t the right time for me to run,” said Chen. “I am certainly thankful for all the good wishes and really looked for ward to the challenge of a statewide race, but not this year.” No word yet on possible Democratic candidates, but Progressives may step in to fill the void. They’re talking to candidates this week about running for statewide office and are eying the lite-gov slot, said Progressive Party Executive Director Morgan Daybell.

Note to Democrats: Replicating the magic of Dr. Dean may not be in the cards. How about trying to recruit someone from a different profession — a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker? �

To reach Shay Totten, email shay@sevendaysvt.com.

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Vermont Leftist Chronicled in New Graphic Bio

BY KEVIN J. KELLEY

Vermont’s historic contribution to the development of the American left is most famously embodied in Bernie Sanders, the independent socialist who broke through to electoral success. But Vermont was also home for many years to a lesser-known ﬁgure: Murray Bookchin, who revived the anarchist tradition and melded it with an inﬂuential green critique of centralized industrial society.

ologies and sectarian splits. Biehl says she chose this form mainly for its potential appeal to generations unfamiliar with the history of radical movements in the 20th century and Bookchin’s pivotal place in many of them.

Meanwhile, she’s also conducting research for a prose biography of the social theorist and political polemicist. Nights and weekends, Biehl excavates archives and interviews Bookchin’s comrades from the 1940s, ’50s and ’60s, whom she ﬁnds “very eager to talk.” Not so with Bookchin’s ex-wife Bea, son Joe or daughter Debbie, who, Biehl says, have declined to cooperate with her endeavor because of “a breach between me and the family.” Bea Bookchin says only that Biehl “hasn’t asked for our cooperation.”

ﬁeld in the mid-1980s at a seminar sponsored by his Institute for Social Ecology. For the next 20 years, Bookchin provided “a wonderful education” while treating her “like a queen,” Biehl says. Now, she is steeped not only in the details of Bookchin’s biography but in the breadth of his political philosophy; she is the editor of The Murray Bookchin Reader (1997).

The life and thought of Bookchin, who died in 2006 at age 85, is being chronicled by Janet Biehl , his partner of nearly 20 years. A Burlington-based copyeditor for New York publishing houses, Biehl has completed the ﬁrst part of a graphic biography tracing Bookchin’s beginnings as the son of Russian Jewish revolutionaries in the Bronx, up to his break with the Communist Party at the start of World War II. This initial set of cartoons can be viewed at www.janetbiehl.blogspot.com.

Although she has no formal art training, Biehl’s drawings are serviceable, and they effectively illustrate a narrative laden with the complexities of left-wing ide-

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Having been in thrall to a man 32 years her senior, Biehl acknowledges she is laboring under the intellectual and emotional sway of a “lion” of the left. Indeed, her graphic memoir project is “part of the grieving process,” she says, “a way of conjuring him back to life.”

Biehl met Bookchin in Plain-

Biehl resists the suggestion that Bookchin should be viewed as a latter-day prophet, but she points out that he highlighted the threat of global warming as early as the 1960s, identifying its cause as over-dependence on fossil fuels and contending that such excesses are inherent in capitalism. Salvation, Bookchin taught, lies in the sort of democratic decentralization that is approximated by Vermont’s town meetings.

Burlington scenes appear in some of Biehl’s cartoon panels. In one installment, Bookchin relates his Bronx boyhood as he leans on both Biehl and a cane while tottering out of the Oasis Diner — and into the annals of American dissident thought.

“Choose Your Own Adventure” Is Back . . . in Vermont

BY ALISON NOVAK

Any self-respecting child of the ’80s will remember Choose Your Own Adventure books — those second-person tales with titles such as Mystery of the Maya and Lost on the Amazon that gave the reader the power to determine his or her fate. If you thought the series had gone the way of Cabbage Patch Kids and Lite-Brite, think again.

Ray Montgomery, creator of the series, and his wife Shannon Gilligan formed Chooseco, a Waitsﬁeld-based company, to relaunch the books in 2006. They’ve brushed up the editorial content to keep pace with the 21st century, and this year they’re introducing two new series aimed at older audiences.

Choose Your Own Adventure got its start in the late ’70s when Montgomery — who then ran Vermont Crossroads Press — published a book called Sugarcane Island under the trademark “The Adventures of You.” Montgomery then penned a second book in the series, Journey Under the Sea. In 1979, Bantam acquired the series from him and rechristened it Choose Your Own Adventure.

The series’ initial launch coincided with the introduction of home computers, a time when “the paradigm of interactivity was really coming to the fore,” says Gilligan, whom Montgomery hired to produce an Atari game based on the series in 1981. “They were like a written-out computer game in book form,” she says. Montgomery, whose background

is in designing simulation games for schools and the Peace Corps, champions this paradigm, which he says empowers the reader to take responsibility for making choices. “It’s really an amazing way to teach and entertain,” he declares.

The books were a huge success: They sold 250 million copies and were translated into 44 languages. Ultimately, Bantam published 186 books in the classic series — 65 of them written by Montgomery himself, and 56 books for younger readers, as well as several spin-off series. Eventually, Gilligan notes, Bantam stopped publishing the books in 1998 after a fall-off in sales. The licenses for the bulk of the series came back to Montgomery. He and Gilligan initially

thought they would re-license the series to another publisher, but after a number of weak offers, they decided to publish the books themselves. The pair had conﬁdence in their sense of design, having spent a good part of the ’90s creating interactive CD-ROM games. They also knew the original CYOA fans were growing up and having kids. The relaunched books, updated to include technological advances such as cellphones and the Internet, hit stores in the spring of 2006.

To date, Chooseco has published 25 books from the classic series and six books from the Dragonlark series for younger readers. They’ve also added some new components, including games and secret endings readers can ﬁnd online.

Several of the titles coming out this year have a Vermont focus. The classic Island of Time takes place on Providence Island in Lake Champlain, and Lake Monster Mystery, a book in the Dragonlark series written by Gilligan, focuses on Champ.

To reach new audiences, Chooseco recently added two new series to its catalogue. The Golden Path — a three-fantasy epic written by Montgomery’s son, Anson — is aimed at young adult readers. The ﬁrst volume was published in May. Next month, the company will unveil Fabulous Terrible, a series for tween girls that incorporates primary source material such as diary entries and maps.

Firehouse Gallery Looks to the Future with a New Curator

BY PAMELA POLSTON

Christopher Thompson is the ﬁrst to admit he doesn’t have the “typical background” of an art gallery curator. For one thing, the brand-new chief curator of the Firehouse Gallery has an inordinate amount of experience with computer systems — when he was growing up the son of a Princeton physicist, he explains, the family home always “had a connection to the Princeton mainframe.” That history alone separates him from most arty types — indeed, from nearly everyone. “I was always very comfortable with technology,” he adds. “I wanted to go into art and design and ended up being the person who ﬁxed the computers.”

After tech-related stints at Jager Di Paola Kemp Design and Gardener’s Supply, Thompson, a 45-year-old Burlington resident and father of two, became a fulltime artist. Grants he received from the Vermont Arts Council and the Vermont Communities Foundation enabled him to produce the work — informed by art history and information graphics — that is included in the Firehouse’s recent exhibit “Elusive Truths.”

Thompson isn’t a total newbie to curating: Last year he organized the show “Decked Out” — featuring original artwork by snowboard designers alongside the resulting gear. “I thought JDK and Burton and how they affected graphic design was really amazing,” Thompson says of the exhibition. It also helped him put in practice his style of arts education: “It got a different audience into the gallery to realize they’ve been standing on top of ﬁne art for years now.”

Thompson’s next Firehouse venture is also likely to attract a young, outside-the-mainstream audience, one not accustomed to attending gallery shows. “Punk House,” which opens August 1, includes a collection of photographs by Brattleboro-based Abby Banks that documents so-called “punk houses” across the country. The interiors are riotously chaotic and creative living quarters, as well as paeans to rebellious art forms and salvage. In the Firehouse’s back room, an installation by Brattleboro art collective Tinderbox will create a miniature punk-house “neighborhood.”

“I’m not opposed to being a little risky,” says Thompson, who

Montgomery and Gilligan, who live in Warren and run their nineperson business from a renovated farmhouse on Route 100, say the beauty, quiet and “true nature of the people” have kept them in Vermont. And Federal Express, fax machines and the Internet have allowed them to do what they love in a place they love. “We virtually run an international operation,” Gilligan says, “right here from the Valley.”

For more info, see www.chooseco. com.

I wanted to go into art and design and ended up being the person who ﬁxed the computers.

CHRIS THOMPSON

declares he’s “obsessed with contemporary art.” The “Punk House” show, he suggests, illustrates a hot art-world trend — “the idea of artist cooperatives, alternative practices . . . this [show] is a wonderful hybrid: the story of a journey and an underground culture.”

And gallery goers who grew up in the ’60s, he predicts, will ﬁnd it interesting to “see how kids are dropping out these days.”

But Thompson assures he won’t be sacriﬁcing more traditional artists, or art viewers, while attracting new ones to the Firehouse. “There is something for everyone,” he says. “The programming will stay rooted in contemporary art. I might draw a little more from what is fundamental to Burlington, Vermont. We will

always feature local artists.” He’s excited about an upcoming show that’s “related to sustainability” and will ﬁll all four ﬂoors of the gallery. “It’s thinking about how we look at our future,” Thompson says. “It’s aimed at everybody.”

BCA Executive Director Doreen Kraft appreciates that the new Firehouse leader is “wonderfully self-taught.” In fact, she notes, “We’ve never had a curator who came to us on a traditional path. They’ve all had a tremendous desire to make contemporary art understandable to people.”

Admiring his “unique skill set” and “institutional savvy,” Kraft concludes that Thompson is “just the sort of next step for us. We’ve just had uncanny good luck.”

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Montpelier’s Savoy Theater kicks off the second edition of its Sci Fi July series over the Fourth of July weekend with two scary monster ﬂicks: Ridley Scott’s Alien on July 4-5 and John Carpenter’s The Thing on July 5-6. The series that puts speculative classics back on the big screen will also feature Fahrenheit 451, Barbarella, A Clockwork Orange and more, with matinees added to the late-night screenings. (Check out the 1979 Australian cult movie Mad Max [July 25-26] for tips on how to survive after gas becomes the most precious substance on Earth.) The Savoy still seeks sponsors for the series — for info and full schedule, see www.savoytheater.com.

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Curses, Foiled Again Police in Middleton, Pa., said a customer who bought a new Sony notebook computer opened the box and found a used Gateway notebook computer instead. Using credit card records, Detective Greg Kneiss traced both computers to Mark C. Baxter, 19, who admitted making the switch. According to the Bucks County Courier Times, when Kneiss checked the Sony to make sure it hadn’t been tampered with, he found several child porn videos, leading to felony charges of sexual abuse of children against Baxter, on top of misdemeanor theft charges that resulted from substituting computers.

• After Kait Duplaga, 19, had her laptop computer stolen from her

the images on his laptop computer. Quereshi’s surveillance system was discovered inadvertently by a neighbor with a similar system who unplugged it. When he plugged it in again, he intercepted an image of the ladies room at the Dunkin’ Donuts, which is located behind his house, and notiﬁed police, who found Quereshi sitting in his car in the parking lot with the computer on his lap.

Problem Solved A German assisted-care facility solved the problem of Alzheimer’s patients wandering oﬀ by installing a fake bus stop outside the building. Richard Neureither, director of the Benrath Senior Center in Dusseldorf, explained the facility lacks the power to detain the patients and

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apartment in White Plains, N.Y., she used another computer to activate her laptop’s built-in web cam. When it showed a man sitting at the computer, Duplaga took his picture, which one of her roommates recognized, leading police to arrest Ian Frias, 20, who had attended a party at the apartment a few weeks earlier. “It doesn’t get much better than their bringing us a picture of the guy actually using the stolen property,” Daniel Jackson, the White Plains deputy commissioner of public safety, told e New York Times.

• Investigators arrested Danish Qureshi, 25, for hiding a wireless surveillance camera in the women’s bathroom of the Dunkin’ Donuts store where he worked and watching

has had to rely on the police to retrieve them when they try to return to their homes or families, who may no longer exist. e patients recognize the greenand-yellow bus sign and remember that waiting there means going home, so they congregate there and soon forget why. “We will approach them and say the bus is coming later today and invite them into the home for a coﬀee,” Neureither said. “Five minutes later, they have completely forgotten they wanted to leave.”

Vehicular Follies After a sheriﬀ’s deputy in Beaufort County, S.C., spotted a woman on the ground near a car, he investigated and found the Nissan sedan completely empty inside, except

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for a cinder block being used as a seat. According to the sheriﬀ’s report, the 51-year-old woman had backed out of her driveway, only to discover the car had no brakes or even a brake pedal, so she jumped out, ran around back and tried to stop the car by pushing against it. e car continued to roll, pinning her against a tree. e woman was taken to the emergency room, and her son pushed the car back up the driveway.

• Police oﬃcers who responded to a call from a woman in Orem, Utah, that she was trapped inside her car because her battery had died explained she didn’t know how to operate the door lock mechanism manually. She also couldn’t hear the oﬃcers shouting instructions through the rolled-up windows, so she motioned them to call her on her cell phone. ey did and told her how to operate the slide lock on the inside door panel manually and free herself.

Inﬂated Dispatches An attempt by French skydiver Michel Fournier, 64, to set a new free-fall record from 24-1/2 miles failed before he got oﬀ the ground when the $400,000 helium balloon that was supposed to carry him to the stratosphere detached from the capsule he was going to jump from and drifted away into the sky. Members of the launch team in North Battleford, Saskatchewan, said static electricity might have released the balloon from the capsule. Fournier declared he would try again in August and this time bring two balloons. Fournier’s attempts to make the jump in 2002 and 2003 failed when wind

gusts shredded his balloon before it became airborne.

Apparel Alert Oﬃcials in Hamilton County, Ohio, approved a new dress code requiring jail visitors to wear underwear. e measure also bans plunging necklines, Spandex and see-through clothing, and requires guests to wear shirts and shoes and to keep their pants on their waists, bellies covered and upper thighs concealed.

• An Indian human rights commission ruled that employees counting donations at a popular Hindu shrine in iruvananthapuram no longer have to remove their underpants at work. After reports of thefts from the vault at the Sabarimala hill shrine ﬁve years ago, police and temple authorities required employees, all of whom were men, to work topless, wearing only a cotton wrap around the waist with nothing underneath. e workers’ union complained to the Kerala State Human Rights Commission that the undress code was degrading.

• A pro-democracy group based in ailand launched a campaign to draw attention to human rights abuses against women in Myanmar by sending women’s panties to the country’s ruling junta. e organization Panties for Peace plays on regional superstitions that contact with women’s panties can sap a man’s power. Describing a society suﬀocating under state control and widespread misogyny, activist et et Tun told reporters in Québec, “Our daily clothes are separated from a man’s clothes, our towels are separated from their towels.”

BY HARRY BLISS

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Dear Cecil,

What’s the deal with chiropractic? Real, or quackery? Scott

e short answer: It depends on who’s doing it and what kind of results you expect.

Chiropractic was dreamed up in Davenport, Iowa, in 1895 by a guy named Daniel David Palmer. Unburdened by any formal medical training (not that medical training circa 1895 was always so great), Palmer was a devotee of phrenology, magnetic therapy and other metaphysically inclined notions of the era, and he conceived of chiropractic as a “philosophy, art and science” of healing. Its core premises: (1) the body is possessed of an “innate intelligence” that permits it, under ordinary circumstances, to repair itself as needed; (2) this innate intelligence is transmitted through the nervous system, and disease is usually caused by disruptions in the “nerve ﬂow” resulting from “subluxation,” or misalignment, of the vertebrae; therefore (3) pretty much any ailment — deafness, heart trouble, you name it — can be treated by manual adjustments to the spine. (Hence the chiropart, from a Greek root meaning “hand”; practice means “practical,” as opposed to theoretical.) Such an adjustment would typically consist of an abrupt push or pull on the back or neck, involving about the same range of movement as cracking your knuckles.

(Before we go any further, there’s a nomenclature issue to address: In conventional medicine, a subluxation is a standard-issue partial dislocation, the kind of thing that’s easily spotted on an X-ray. So when chiropractors appropriated the term to describe typically imperceptible spinal abnormalities or functional problems that don’t lend themselves to direct observation — well, I won’t say it’s been the biggest barrier to mainstream acceptance of chiropractic, but it hasn’t helped.)

OK, so Palmer was in no small part a wacko, but this hardly diﬀerentiated him from many other quasimedical pioneers of the era — back then it was something of a seller’s market for zany ideas about health. What’s alarming is that there are many chiropractors working today who haven’t progressed much beyond Palmer’s initial precepts. ese oldschool types, known as traditional or philosophy-based chiropractors, still insist that spinal manipulation improves health by restoring the body’s “neural homeostasis.” Generally, such chiropractors don’t bother with clinical diagnosis or medical examination; adjustments aren’t necessarily a cure for what ails you but often a means of managing it long-term, meaning patients come in for multiple treatments over an extended period of time.

Is this quackery? e continued existence of philosophy-based chiropractic suggests that some

BY CECIL ADAMS

patients at least are experiencing results they’re OK with. Let’s just say I’ve got my doubts about any theory of medicine whose tenets were largely in place before the role of germs was widely understood.

On the other side you’ve got a signiﬁcant number of chiropractors who’ve been more receptive to medical insights gleaned over the past century. Such newbreed chiropractors are often aﬃliated with hospitals or doctors’ practices and typically conduct thorough intake exams (including X-rays, MRIs, etc.) as a matter of course. ey’ll use spinal manipulation to treat nondisease-related back disorders, but they’re willing to break out some other tools in the therapeutic toolbox as well, which may include ultrasound, electric muscle stimulation, rehab exercises, and the like; they’ll also provide suggestions about lifting and bending techniques, diet, and ergonomics. Science-friendly chiropractors tend to have good success rates in combating lower back pain and tension headaches.

As you might imagine, scientiﬁc studies haven’t turned up much in support of the traditional chiropractic worldview. Ignoring dodgy research conducted by chiropractic true believers, there’s nothing out there to suggest that the disruption of nerve impulses causes disease. us, tweaking the vertebrae in the neck probably isn’t going to help anyone’s ear infection. ere is clear evidence, though, that spinal adjustment can provide relief for acute back troubles, widening range of motion, improving function, and decreasing pain.

en, of course, there are findings that you just don’t see coming. Writing last year in the Journal of Human Hypertension, a team of medical researchers reported on a placebo-controlled study in which people suffering from high blood pressure received a particular chiropractic adjustment to the C-1 or Atlas vertebra, which holds up the head. What happened? e procedure did in fact realign the vertebra with the rest of the spinal column, and the patients who underwent it showed significantly lower blood pressure for a sustained period afterward. It’s not clear why this should be, and the authors caution that it probably wouldn’t work for everyone, but still.

So if you’re suffering from lower back pain, is chiropractic worth a shot? Yeah, maybe. First see a doctor and rule out any underlying disease — if you’ve got osteoporosis, for example, you’re not a good candidate. Keep in mind that if spinal adjustment is going to help, you should see real improvement within a few weeks. And make sure to find a chiropractor who’s operating on a 21st-century scientific model; if you hear “subluxation,” just keep walking.

CECIL ADAMS

KEN PICARD

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Ever get a speeding ticket for driving 50 mph in a school zone? Been popped for pot possession? Arrested for civil disobedience? If you’ve done any of these things, or worse, Max Schlueter has your number. And your fingerprints. As director of the Vermont Criminal Information Center for the last 15 years, Schlueter’s got the lowdown on the state’s rap sheets.

NAM E Max Schlueter

JOB Director, Vermont Criminal Information Center

LOCATION Waterbury

I MAGE

Jordan Silverman

The definitive clearinghouse for Vermont crime data and statistics — sex offenders, aliases, protective orders, outstanding warrants and the like — VCIC lives on the first floor of a three-story brick building in Waterbury. It’s the same one that houses the state police, crime lab and evidence locker. However, all of VCIC’s employees, including Schlueter, are civilians. That’s important, he notes, lest anyone think they work solely for the police.

“We handle a request from the defense in the same way that we’d handle a request from a prosecutor,” Schlueter explains. “In a sense, we’re like a library. We don’t ask you why you want the data.”

Schlueter s prime directive is accuracy, because errors can cost lives. When a Vermont vehicle gets stopped anywhere in the countr y and a police officer runs the plates, that officer’s safety depends on information provided by VCIC.

The same is true for a toddler in a daycare center or a senior citizen in a nursing home.

VCIC also handles the criminal-background checks on employees who work with vulnerable populations — i.e., children, seniors and the disabled. In 2007 alone, those checks numbered 400,000, or about 50 per hour. Due to VCIC’s heavy caseload and small staff, many of them are performed in the middle of the night.

That’s likely to change soon. Under a new law that takes effect on July 1, Vermont’s crime records will become publicly accessible — and, later this year, searchable online for a small fee.

Seven Days sat down with Schlueter to discuss his work and the implications of the new law.

SEVEN DAYS: Does VCIC keep records on people who’ve been arrested but not convicted?

MAX SCHLUETER: We have information on arrests that end in dismissals and cases where . . . the state’s attorney looks at the case and, for whatever reason, decides not to prosecute.

SD: But isn’t a person innocent until proven guilty?

MS: We don’t release that information to the public or to an employer Under the law, the public or the employer only gets conviction information. So, if you had a string of arrests but none of them ended in conviction, if someone queries your record, it’ll come back, “No record.”

SD: What happens when a record is expunged? Is it deleted?

MS: Yes. Part of the problem with that is, we’d prefer to see records sealed versus expunged, because . . . you can never really expunge the record. We

can remove a record from our files and literally it’s gone — we shred the stuff; it’s taken out of our system and double-checked. But Seven Days might have done a [story] on somebody from a police blotter, and you can’t retract that information from the press once it’s out there.

SD: How can that create problems?

MS: Let’s say a recruiter does a background check on someone they’re recruiting [into the military]. They may see something about an arrest. They then come to us and . . . want to know why there’s an arrest that’s been recorded by the Burlington Police Department but we don’t have it. We’re not even entitled to have a record that says we’ve expunged the record.

SD: What’s the most interesting part of your job?

MS: The variety Ever y day is a little different . . . I liken my job to one of

those acts on “The Ed Sullivan Show” the guy who could balance 17 plates and keep them all spinning.

SD: What happens if this building is damaged or destroyed?

MS: The data is backed up every night, so worst-case scenario . . . we’d lose a half-day’s work. Those files are taken offcampus every night and stored at another location, which is secret.

SD: Do you plan to switch to newer technologies, like DNA or retinal scans, to ID people?

MS: Our business is to identify people, to make sure that when you say Ken Picard, it’s the same Ken Picard that’s in our records and not someone else who’s used your name . . . Probably, fingerprints are going to remain the gold standard. You can say, “What about retinal scans, facial scans?” All of those things are possible, but the repository that we’ve been using since the turn of the centur y is fingerprints. So if you were going to make the conversion to a new technology, it would be extraordinarily expensive, and you’d have a limited database to work against.

SD: But isn’t DNA a more accurate method for identifying people?

MS: In fact . . . fingerprints are a more effective way to identify people, because no two people have ever been shown to have the same fingerprints. Identical twins have the same DNA, though their fingerprints are as different as yours and mine.

SD: Did you support making Vermont’s crime records public?

MS: From a public-safety perspective, I think it’s important to have this information available. The best way to ensure record quality is . . . [for] people [to] have a chance to look at them and say, “Hey, that’s not right!” or “That’s not me,” or “ This didn’t happen that way.” When the data is secret . . . there are all kinds of things going on that are affecting you that you don’t even know about. The notion of protecting the public’s privacy can be a double-edged sword.

SD: How so?

MS: Back in the old days . . . only certain people were entitled to that information. So, theoretically, you could have someone who was entitled to do record checks . . . go in and do a record check on their daughter’s new boyfriend who they don’t like, or a landlord doing record checks [on potential renters].

SD: Could making those records public create similar problems if, say, a landlord doesn’t want to rent to a convicted felon?

MS: Keep in mind that being a convicted felon is not a protected category So, if you don’t want to rent to a felon because he’s a felon, no one’s going to say that you’re discriminating.

SD: Is that a good thing?

MS: That depends upon your perspective. On the one hand, the landlord says, “I don’t want to rent to this guy who’s got three convictions for the sale of cocaine because I don’t want to put the rest of my tenants at risk if there’s a shoot-out outside his door.” On the other hand, is it counterproductive to say [to an ex-con], “You re not living here. You’re going to live in some converted motel where they don’t really care much about anything.” What kind of environment is that for that person to live in? It’s difficult. There’s a lot of balancing of interests.

SD: What’s your biggest challenge right now?

MS: Like everyone in state government, we’re looking at belt-tightening and . . . our goal is to make sure we don’t have a backlog. I call a backlog the silent killer . . . When judges and prosecutors look at our records, they presume they’re up to date. So, if they’re not up to date and you let a person with a rape charge out on [his own] recognizance, with another rape charge pending in another jurisdiction, that’s not a good thing. That could literally kill somebody

SD: That doesn’t happen often, does it?

MS: No, it doesn’t.

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A CABBIE’S REAR VIEW

BY JERNIGAN PONTIAC

Jazz, Trains and Baseball

The evening Amtrak train arrived late as usual, giving me ample time to obsess. I’ve heard that heads roll in Europe when trains are late. Leaving aside John McCain’s positions on any other issue, this is one reason I could never vote for him: He’s a sworn opponent of any “subsidies” for Amtrak, as if a public transport system anywhere in the world could operate successfully without massive government support.

When the train pulled in, I shifted my mind oﬀ politics — not an easy task, with the upcoming November election — and scanned the disembarking passengers for potential taxi fares. Coming toward me was a stocky black man with an older couple following behind. All three carried and wheeled a panoply of luggage.

“You the cabbie, man?” the man in the lead asked me.

“ at I am,” I replied. “Where ya need to get to?”

“Me and my folks are up here for the jazz festival, and we have reservations at the Doubletree Hotel.”

As I helped load their baggage into the trunk of my taxi, I said, “I guess y’all must be staying for the whole week — this is a lot of luggage.”

“Yeah, we are,” the man replied. “Me

I wanted my son to see this man before he dies or quits playing.

and my pops have been talking for years about coming to Vermont for this thing. He just retired, so the time seemed right.”

We got under way, with the younger man riding shotgun and his parents in the back. Like his son, the father was a big man — not tubby, but big-boned and barrel-chested. Either of them could have played linebacker in his school days. e mom just sat quietly and smiled, pleased to be on a road trip with these two men in her life.

“So,” I said over my shoulder, “your son tells me you just retired. What kinda work were you in?”

“I was a subway conductor for the MTA in New York City.” e pride was evident in his low, gravely voice.

“No kidding?” I said. “I grew up in the city and took the subway all the time. What line did you work on?”

“Oh, man, let me think. rough the years, most every train in the system. e last few years, I worked the Sixth Avenue line, the “D” train, from Manhattan all the way down to Coney Island. Do you folks got any mass transit up here?”

“We got a pretty good bus system, but no trains. I did read that Burlington once had trolley cars. When the city did away with the system and dug up the tracks, they held a big public ceremony where they burnt the last trolley car.”

“What’s the point of that?” the son

chimed in, chuckling. “I mean, that’s kind of harsh.”

“Yeah,” the old man continued, “my brother was a conductor, too, and my boy here is a station agent.”

I was getting more impressed by the minute, not to mention nostalgic. “So, you sell those little gold subway tokens?” I asked my seatmate.

“Used to,” he said. “For years now, it’s been a card system. Cheaper for the city to operate that way.”

“Oh, man — I used to love those tokens. ey were, like, beautiful little gems.”

“I’ll agree with you on that, but you know how things go.”

We passed St. Mike’s and waited for the green turn arrow onto the highway at Exit 15. What a weird highway exchange, I thought. You can’t get on heading north, or exit going south. One day I plan on researching the reason for this anomaly. Yeah, like, when I retire.

“You folks need any recommendations for good restaurants in town?” I asked.

My seatmate perked up. “Oﬀ the Internet, I got the name of Bove’s, some Italian joint, and a barbecue place, something like ‘Big Daddy’s’ or ‘Fat Daddy’s.’”

e whole family cracked up. “Maybe it was ‘Big Fat Daddy’s,’” his father shouted out from the back.

Chuckling along, I said, “Well, those are good restaurants. I’m sure you’ll enjoy ’em both . . . Hey, I wanted to ask — any musical acts you’re especially looking forward to?”

e father said, “We got tickets to Ornette Coleman. I’ve been playing his records for years. I wanted my son to see this man before he dies or quits playing. He is a master on that horn, Lord help me.”

We spun around the cloverleaf at the Burlington exit and rolled to the front of their hotel. I helped with the luggage, and the old man paid me, throwing in a nice tip. A faraway look came over his eyes, and he said, “Hey, do you know why the Brooklyn baseball team was named the Dodgers?”

I did, but I wanted to hear it from his mouth. I said, “No, I sure don’t.”

“It’s a good story. Brooklyn was laced with trolley-car lines back in the day, and folks was always having to dodge them in the streets. So that’s why the team was called the ‘Dodgers.’”

“You used to go to Dodger games?” I asked. “ e team left to L.A. when I was just a toddler, so I never did.”

A smile came over his face that could have lit up Ebbets Field for a night game. “My dad took me every chance he could. He would say, ‘Boy, you keep your eye on Jackie Robinson, and when you have kids, you tell them about him.’ And, yes, sir, that I did.”

“Hackie” is a biweekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Jernigan Pontiac, email hackie@sevendaysvt.com.

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Here Comes the Pitch

Cricket makes itself at home in Chittenden County

IGES MAT TH EW THORSEN

The next CCCC home games will be on June 28 & 29 at noon at Fort Ethan Allen in Colchester, against the St. Columbus Cricket Club from Rhode Island. Info, www.cricket vermont.com.

t ’ s 5:30 on a Friday night at Fort Ethan Allen. An expansive semi-circle of government-grade grass separates Route 15, with its hiss and gurgle of rush-hour traffic, from the row of former officers’ quarters on Dalton Drive. The stately brick houses seem to stand at attention, watching the world go by

From their vantage point, you can see some sort of sporting activity out in the middle of the field. It’s hard to tell exactly what’s going on, but amble closer and . . . Could it be? This strange-looking activity is cricket, and the players are members of the Chittenden County Cricket Club.

Close up, it looks even odder. The rectangular strip of green plastic matting, 78 feet long and 8 feet wide, is called the “pitch.” Pounded into the ground at each end of the pitch are three sticks, each 28 inches high. At one end, a caramel-skinned batsman, wearing ribbed shin pads, a helmet and white padded gloves, holds a flat-faced bat made of English willow. He faces the similarly hued bowler, who takes a running start from the grass and hurls a hard, single-seamed red ball through the air. It bounces on the ground about 6 feet in front of the batsman, who takes a golf swing at it and — thwack! watches it sail over the fielders toward the highway.

Welcome to cricket practice, mate!

Watching this game, a modern American can’t help but think of baseball. After all, there’s a bat and a ball, a pitcher and a hitter, a catcher and fielders, and the team with the most runs wins. But, although the games have a common ancestor somewhere in the 700-year lineage of stickand-ball sports, there are probably more differences than similarities. For example, in cricket the bat is flat, not round; the ball is intentionally thrown into the ground before the batsman, who hits it after a bounce; runs are scored not by circling the bases but by sprinting between the ends of the pitch; and games can be measured not just in hours but in days up to five days in international “test” matches.

Then there are the subtler, socially prescribed qualities that can make the gathering of 22 players less a game than a 44-footed dance, aided by the connective tissue of cordiality and a winning-isn’t-everything attitude. Says Tim Brookes, the founder of the CCCC, “There’s this tradition that you don’t take yourself too seriously.”

That can manifest in many ways, the most gallant being the ritual where a batsman who is dominating the competition voluntarily steps out of play and gives the other blokes a shot at hitting the ball. Not forced on anyone, this practice has as much to do with a skilled batsman’s ability

to bat for a full hour as it does with his not wanting piss off the guys he spends his entire Saturday with. Another faux pas: “holding the pose,” or watching your good shot, like Babe Ruth gazing out toward the bleachers and taking his sweet time to mosey around the bases.

Since these customs of play tend to be cliquey and vary by location, one might expect the origin story of Green Mountain cricket to be just as nuanced and idiosyncratic. The modern history of the sport in Vermont, however, is fairly well settled, despite bearing a slight whiff of legend. It started in the early 1980s with Wally Bradley, a professor of neurology at the University of Vermont College of Medicine. He had cricket equipment and organized one very casual game per year.

setting, just as street kids might do with stickball games in different alleys. The UVM team hosted indoor tournaments with teams from UMass Amherst, SUNY Albany, Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Dartmouth College and Middlebury College, among others.

In 2000, Brookes decided to cede responsibility for the CCCC’s management to the eager group of Indians and Pakistanis who had arrived in Vermont for graduate school or jobs at IBM. They brought with them an abiding affection for this sport that is much more commonplace in their home countries than it is in the U.S. And they played a more serious and competitive game than the kind Brookes fostered during his tenure.

Salman Khan, 32, joined the CCCC in

The gathering of 22 players is less a game than a 44-footed dance, aided by the connective tissue of cordiality and a winning-isn’t-everything attitude.

People showed up late and left early. “The important things were the sandwiches and the tea,” remembers Brookes, now 55. “In a sense, it became an occasion that people kind of sipped at.”

The sipping stopped in 1989 when Bradley moved to Florida. That left a gaping hole in the Vermont cricket calendar. So Brookes, an Englishman who played semi-pro cricket in the U.K., launched the CCCC in 1990 and accepted all comers to his fledgling organization. Vermont had one other cricket establishment at the time, the Mad River Valley Cricket Club, founded by Jim Plumpton. The two clubs played each other frequently, and the Mad River crew also hosted a six-a-side tournament that drew teams from Québec, New York and other New England states.

The MVRCC bowed out of the cricket business in 1998 or thereabouts, leaving the CCCC the sole club in the state. Even then, the talent was not forthcoming. “In an objective sense,” Brookes relates, “we really weren’t very good or very skillful. But we had some absolutely wonderful times.”

In the world of sport, when the cup of expertise doesn’t overflow, pleasure can also be in short supply But that isn’t necessarily the case with cricket, Brookes explains. “Part of the skill of running that club,” he says, “was to tr y to ensure that ever ybody on the team had a good time, even though the range of abilities was extraordinar y, and even though finding opponents was hard in itself.”

One way to adjust the game so as to give both sides a good chance of scoring runs is to play timed innings, with an “innings” being one team’s chance to bat. (In cricket, the word is always plural.) Between innings, players customarily break for the “tea inter val,” when the opposing teams get together and drink tea or, in the case of many Indian players, eat curr y

During the mid-1990s, Brookes helped start a club team at UVM, where he taught writing, and finding opponents became easier. With the backing of the school, buying equipment was no longer a problem, and the group had use of the fieldhouse during cricket’s off-season, which happens to coincide with the school year The club adapted the rules to fit the

2001, while he was working toward his Master’s degree in business administration at UVM. The Pakistan native is now a financial-risk analyst at KPMG and lives in Colchester. When he first started at the club, Khan says, it was so competitive that if a player didn’t show up for practice, he didn’t get to participate in the game the following weekend. “I’ve seen it when it was that intense,” he explains during a break from bowling his fastballs to a couple of teammates. “And then I’ve also seen it like it is now, where we struggle to get 11, and call Dartmouth to lend us two players.”

Khan attributes the attrition of players to the layoffs at IBM, and notes that Indians and Pakistanis have found better opportunities back home.

Despite the low numbers, the CCCC is a solid team, winning a large majority of the games it plays — including ones against teams in Massachusetts and Connecticut that have local sponsors and regular league tournaments. The CCCC is taking steps to compete with those teams on a financial level, too, says Gerard van Leest, 28. The Australian native is president of the nonprofit corporation the club formed last year. Its overall mission, according to the CCCC’s website, is “to provide adequate opportunities for members to play cricket on a competitive as well as recreational basis.”

Toward that end, the club submitted a grant proposal to the State of Vermont, asking for about $13,000 to fund the installation of a permanent concrete pitch with Astroturf, portable practice nets, a bowling machine, bats and protective gear. And CCCC is offering two free summer clinics to teach Vermonters — kids and adults — how to play cricket.

That’s got an entrepreneurial ring to it, but there’s also a deeper significance in the venture. Cricket was once a fantastically popular game in the United States: In the mid-1800s, clubs sprouted like toadstools after a rain, and the first international cricket match between the U.S. and Canada was played in 1884 at Elysian Fields in Hoboken, New Jersey. Since then, baseball somehow supplanted the sport. Now a number of expatriates who call themselves Americans are reminding the rest of us that this game, too, could be ours. �

WEATHERIZATION REPORT

At a recent press conference, Gov. Douglas announced his intention to release an additional $1 million into the “traditional weatherization program”

[“Fair Game,” June 18].

Excellent news! What the governor did not mention, however, was that this very same $1 million increase in weatherization had already been appropriated by the legislature weeks ago as part of the FY2009 budget bill.

Gov. Douglas’ original ’09 budget proposal had no increase for weatherization.

e legislature saw the need for expanded services and provided for a $500,000 expansion of weatherization services in the ’09 budget, and then they added another $500,000 to the program as part of their economic recovery revisions to Douglas’ stimulus package.

As part of the energy bill, S.209, the legislature also increased weatherization eligibility to include households at or below

60% of area median income and revised weatherization policies to improve service to multifamily rental properties and low-income Vermonters who struggle to pay higher and higher heating bills.

ese, and other policy changes passed by the legislature this year, allow Vermont’s Weatherization Program to provide better service to more Vermonters who are in need. With heating oil nearing $5 a gallon, we can thank our legislative leadership for pushing through important changes that bring our services to more Vermonters who need them.

Elizabeth Chant COLCHESTER

Chant is director of weatherization for the Champlain Valley Oﬃce of Economic Opportunity

DOWNHILL ECONOMICS

I question Shay Totten’s comment regarding “handouts” to the ski areas [“Fair Game,” June 18]. It portrays a grossly inaccurate picture of the relationship between the ski resort areas, the tax revenue they directly and indirectly cause to be generated and sent to Montpelier, and the perennial problem of the grossly underfunded marketing budget for tourism in Vermont.

It’s comments like these that directly feed into the disconnect too many of our Vermont policymakers have about how money ﬂows into and around the state, and the greater failure to prioritize the protection and growth of state revenue streams.

Laura

Sibilia DOVER

Sibilia is executive director of Mount Snow Valley Chamber of Commerce.

FARE WARNING

arah Grillo has only lived in Burlington for two years, but she knows the local taxi business pretty well. Grillo, who waits tables at Nectar’s, often takes a cab home after the club closes to her apartment on North Avenue near Burlington College.

She says the trip has cost her anywhere from $6 to $9.25. Sometimes she pays $7.60, which, according to the city’s zone system of cab fares, is the maximum charge allowed.

But a few weeks back, a cabbie for Francis Transit tried to charge Grillo and two companions $25 for the fare. When she protested, the driver dropped the price to $20 and offered to forego a tip. The group ended up paying $15.

Grillo also filed a complaint with the Burlington City Council, which caught the attention of Ward 6 representative Karen Paul. Paul recalled that, about four years ago, a driver overcharged her for a ride home from Burlington International Airport. Grillo’s complaint also reminded her of recent public testimony from Freddie Solomon, a longtime Burlington cabbie, who told councilors that the city’s taxi system is in need of serious attention.

That was enough for Paul to draft a resolution, asking that the city begin reviewing how it regulates the local taxi industry. According to the resolution, which was passed on June 9, customers and cabbies alike complain that drivers

work from Burlington International Airport are required to have a meter. (Fares for rides originating in Burlington that leave the city limits aren’t regulated, and are typically negotiated beforehand.)

City officials recognize that the current fare structure is difficult to enforce. Drivers who violate the city taxicab ordinance can have their licenses suspended or revoked; they are also subject to fines from $50 to $500.

But, since January, according to police, only one taxi driver has been cited — for a parking violation. Assistant City Attorney Nikki Fuller, who can recall handling only one cab complaint in the last seven years, says Burlington’s taxi regulations rely on a “bifurcated system that no one understands.”

Indeed, City Councilor Clarence Davis (P-Ward 3), who chairs the council’s License Committee, admitted he doesn t know how complaints about taxis are logged. Lt. Kathleen Stubbing at the Burlington Police Department said that in almost two decades on the job, she couldn’t recall the department investigating a single complaint of price-gouging by cab drivers.

Since 1993, taxi drivers have been licensed through the airport’s director of operations, Rick Varney. But his office only handles complaints about “ground transportation” to and from the airport. Those complaints have been relatively rare — about 20 since 2000. As for complaints about drivers who transport customers within the city, Varney admits, “I’m not sure who follows up on that sort of thing.”

While this state of affairs places consumers at a disadvantage, it has also riled cab company owners and drivers. Paul Robar, owner of the city’s largest cab company, Benways Transportation, blames the current chaos on the increase in operators, who are throwing the supply and demand of local taxi commerce out of whack. He says the city needs stricter regulations.

“The system as a whole is kind of broke,” Robar obser ves. But, he adds, “If you’re going to make a set of rules, enforce ’em!”

It’s hard to say how many cabs are operating in Burlington at any given time. The city’s ordinance only allows for “a sufficient number of licenses to meet the public need,” which isn’t defined.

Taxi drivers are required to be licensed, which costs $40 and must be renewed (for $5) every August. A felony conviction and findings of negligence in two or more motor-vehicle accidents in a five-year period are grounds for a denial of a license application.

According to a registry maintained at the airport, 130 companies are licensed to operate taxis in Burlington, only slightly more than were licensed five years ago. The registry may not be accurate, however: All of the drivers interviewed for this story insist that the number of operators has risen in the last fe w years.

Drivers also say that the increased competition for fares, coupled with rising gas prices, have forced local operators to raise their rates above the legal limits. That much was clear last week, when I took a half-dozen cab rides to various locations in Burlington.

MATT KELSH

The experience bothered Grillo so much that she filed a written complaint with the Better Business Bureau. She described herself as a frequent “patron of cabs” who was concerned that a Burlington cab company “is attempting to charge people, quite illegally, two and perhaps three times the normal fare.”

Grillo made clear that she was not seeking compensation but “simply wanted to report this business to the BBB with the hopes that either . . Francis Transit or the cab driver herself will not take advantage of people in this way again.”

often do not adhere to the city’s fare schedule. That makes it “difficult, and sometimes impossible” for customers to know if they are being overcharged.

“I didn’t need to hear from 45 people,” Paul says, “because I have to assume that if there’s one Sarah out there, there has got to be 50 more who haven’t let us know.”

Paul’s resolution states that problems with the cab system begin with differences in how fares are calculated. Cabs that pick up and drop off in the city charge according to fares set by council for each of five taxi zones; drivers who

Cabbies who pick up in town charge passengers according to a series of maximum rates that apply to different areas, or zones, of the city. Zone 1, which stretches from Howard Street to North Street, includes the Church Street Marketplace. Zone 2 “south” covers the south end, while Zone 2 “north” includes the northern reaches of the Old North End and a segment of North Avenue that includes Burlington High School. Zones 3 and 4 cover the rest of the New North End and are bordered on the east by the Winooski River.

City ordinance requires drivers to post a zone map and a current license in their cars. None of the drivers I rode with displayed the map, and while a few had what looked like a license strapped to their sun visors, it was difficult to tell from the back seat whether they were legitimate.

All of the drivers I rode with charged fares that were between 40 cents and $4 over the legal limit. Bob Dennis, a mustachioed 51-year-old wearing a baseball cap, picked me up at City Hall and dropped me off at the corner of Howard and Pine, just beyond Speeder & Earl’s coffee shop. According to the zone system, the fare should have been $5.75. Dennis, the owner of 5

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days. Drivers say they can make anywhere from $15,000 to $17,000 annually on the streets. That was a modest wage when fuel ran $300 to $400 a day. Now, Bushey says, he spends $1000 a day on gas.

Some of Yellow Cab’s business comes from a contract to transport Medicaid patients to and from local hospitals. Even so, with so many cabs operating at once, he says, “Insurance and gas is pretty much what we’re working for now.”

they overcharge, which creates problems for everyone.

Matt Kelsh, owner of MaJak Taxi, says he started “working the bars” for Benways back in 1993. Kelsh says that even drivers who operate at the airport are starting to raise their rates beyond what the city allows. Airport cabbies pay $500 per year for the right to queue up outside the terminal. They charge a base fare of $8.50, plus $2.50 for each of the next 8 miles.

council could get a better handle on the situation by taking a few cab rides themselves. As it is, few people seem to notice they’re being overcharged, and if they do, they don’t know what to do about it. Kelsh adds that, in 15 years, he’s never known of a single driver whose license was suspended for violation of the city’s taxicab ordinance.

Dominic Ladue used to drive for Benways before starting his own business, Ladue’s Taxi. He says Burlington is “saturated with taxis to the point where it causes a lot of confusion.” In some cases, he says, drivers will “lowball” their rates, undermining competitors. At other times,

But Kelsh claims that some drivers charge an illegal $2 “fuel surcharge,” while others “run the meter” by taking circuitous routes. Still others, he says, tamper with their meters so they register artificially high f ares.

Kelsh notes that the city

“There’s a lot of legitimate people who work very hard in this business,” Kelsh says, “and this kind of abuse is kicking us all in the ass.”

François Nsibienakou, a Congo native who owns Francis Transit, says the glut of cabbies on the streets of Burlington is related to the lack of opportunities for people with limited job skills.

BIKE-TAXI BUSINESS LAUNCHES THIS WEEK

Ever find yourself exiting a Church Street bar in the wee hours, but not ready to quit reveling? James Simpson hopes so. And he hopes that you have a few dollars left in your pocket.

A former cabbie for Benways Transportation and Yellow Cab, Simpson is now the ebullient cofounder of Pedal Power Bike Taxi, Burlington’s latest stab at fossil-fuel-free transport. This week, Simpson and his colleagues are releasing two “pedal cabs” into the city’s taxi-jammed downtown. A bike-taxi experience, he assures, will be something of a “party thing.”

Nsibienakou, 42, took a job as a cashier at a gas station after moving to Burlington from New York City eight years ago. But because he had polio as a child, being on his feet for extended periods was difficult. So he applied for a job with Yellow Cab.

In addition to pleasure-seeking passengers, Simpson says, his drivers will haul pizza, parcels and whatever else will fit. (Some Pedal Power rigs will haul up to 1000 pounds.) Says the 31-yearold Simpson, “I’m even trying to work out a delivery for kegs.”

And that’s only the first leg of what could be a long entrepreneurial ride. Pedal Power’s two-taxi fleet will soon expand to six, and Simpson’s crew is manufacturing more gear at a “secret location” — a.k.a., his buddy’s place in Winooski. Future projects may include “trikes” with electric-assist motors, “authentic Asian rickshaws” and a $6000 “bike car” with a fiberglass body. Simpson, who pedal-pushed passengers in Tucson before moving to Burlington, says he plans to sell the contraptions to clients in such neighboring towns as Plattsburgh and St. Albans.

Hoping for a lift in his pedal-powered sails, Simpson recently applied for grant money from Burlington’s Community and Economic Development Office. No dice. “They said they’d given out all the money, and they were waiting for it to be paid back,” he reports.

Ed Antczak, an economic development specialist for CEDO, says people have come to his office in recent years with ideas for everything from pedal cabs to rickshaws. “None of them ever materialized,” he says.

Simpson is unfazed. In fact, he is hoping to “make a killing” at the waterfront over the Fourth of July weekend. Later this summer once Pedal Power has acquired “a good amount of bank” — Simpson hopes to move his makeshift office out of the Pearl Street skateboard shop Ridin’ High Skate Shop.

Since Ridin’ High owner John Van Hazinga is a business partner, there’s no immediate pressure to find permanent digs. Still, Simpson says “We’re hoping to get out of his hair.”

“When I worked for Yellow Cab, I had my own car,” Nsibienakou recalled. “I thought, ‘ Why don’t I do this by myself?’” Today, Francis Transit employs nine drivers hailing from the United States, Jamaica and countries in Africa.

Francis Transit was the subject of Sarah Grillo’s complaints to the Better Business Bureau and the City Council, so I wasn’t completely surprised when one of the company’s drivers charged me $10 for a fare that, according to the zone map, shouldn’t have cost more than $5.75.

A few days later, I met Nsibienakou in the Burlington apartment that doubles as the dispatch for Francis Transit and showed him the receipt. He said he didn’t recognize the driver’s signature. He also noted that the receipt wasn’t written on official company stationery.

Just last week, Nsibienakou responded to Grillo’s complaint to the Better Business Bureau. In a written statement, he explained that the driver was on her second day of work at Francis Transit, and still in the “training process.” She no longer works for the company. “All our drivers are independent contractors,” he wrote, “and each [driver] should charge the fare according to state rules and regulations . . . We apologize for any inconvenience.”

Nsibienakou says some of his drivers have had trouble understanding the fare structure under the city’s zone system. To avoid future complaints, he’ll begin posting signs in his cabs, encouraging customers to report illegal behavior

“Maybe the easy way is to r un a meter,” Nsibienakou suggested before climbing into his taxi for the night shift. “Burlington is a small town, and w e don’t want to have a bad reputation.”

JAMES SIMPSON

fare warning

A meter system would have the benefit of standardizing fares throughout the city based on distance. That’s how Portland, Maine, operates its taxi system. Cabs there now charge $1.90 per ride, plus 25 cents for each quarter-mile.

(Last month, a Portland city councilor proposed a fare increase, then recused himself from voting after landing a part-time job driving a taxi.)

Some drivers, such as Dominic Ladue, like the meter-

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ner, in every public place, that cabs are available.”

In any event, taxi operators agree that it has been much too long since the city raised the maximum fares allowed. According to the city ordinance, fares are subject to “automatic” annual increases equivalent to transportation rates compiled by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics. The city council can also decide to impose fare increases if average gasoline prices increase by 25 percent.

Drivers say that the increased competition for fares, coupled with rising gas prices, have forced local operators to raise their rates above the legal limit.

ing idea, but not all do. Robar, who has owned Benways Transportation since 1973, has resisted meters for almost as long. He says they eliminate the ability to pick up multiple passengers headed for different destinations. Plus, he argues, they would make longer rides more expensive than they are under the zone system.

Robar would rather see Burlington adopt a medallion system, whereby the city would restrict the number of operators by issuing a limited number of licenses. Medallions are used to regulate taxicabs in many major U.S. cities, and the licenses tend to become quite valuable. In New York, a medallion was recently sold at auction for more than $1 million. In Boston, medallion owners can lease their licenses for as much as $500 per week.

Burlington officials are war y of a medallion system. Tamara Gagne, director of finance and administration, says the city has considered issuing medallions before, but has always decided against it. She fears that customers might find it harder to get a taxi when they need one, and the city would be “responsible for ensuring, on ever y cor-

The council has apparently never exercised that prerogative, although Robar says he has repeatedly asked city officials to raise the zone rates. More recently, Ladue submitted a petition to the city last week, asking that the base meter charge for rides to and from the airport be increased from $8.50 to $10.

Rep. Paul and other city officials say it’s too early to know what solutions will ultimately be considered. A committee of representatives from the airport, the city attorney’s office and the council’s license committee have just begun to meet. According to the council resolution, the committee will evaluate the current fare structure. Paul says the new regulations should also improve the complaint process and encourage stronger enforcement. Whatever changes are coming, they’ll be too little and too late for Paul Robar, who says he’s planning to get out of the taxi business. It’s simply become too difficult to make a living. “ This has been my company for 35 years,” he says. “You know what I got to sell when I retire? Some phone numbers and some old iron.”

MATT KELSH

it’s time to P iCK tH e DAYsies!

Hard to believe this is our sixth annual best-of readers’ survey. For the occasion, we’ve come up with a smattering of new categories — you’ll find them mingling with the “classics”. (If they ain’t broke, we figure, why fix ’em?) We’d like you to weigh in on your favorites, new and old, from bars to blogs, shoe stores to snow slopes. And remember, this is a Vermont contest, so keep it local! Also, please write legibly and be explicit — but if you can’t remember the name of a store, describe it. If we can’t figure it out, we just won’t count it.

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86. Best Internet provider

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92. Best place to rent a movie

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100. VT place that will change your life forever

The Nose, written and directed by Aaron Masi, produced by Green Candle Theatre Company. FlynnSpace, Burlington, Thursday –Saturday, June 26-28 at 8 p.m., and Saturday, June 28, at 2 p.m. $20.

Russian Dress-Up

Theater review: The Nose

onventional wisdom suggests that when a person loses the ability to use one sense, the other senses compensate by becoming sharper. Not so in The Nose, writer-director Aaron Masi’s original stage adaption of 19th-century Russian author Nikolai Gogol’s short story of the same title. When a gentleman’s nose goes missing in this satirical tale, total nonsense ensues.

When it was published in the 1800s, Gogol’s social critique spoke to the common maladies of Russian life at the time — poverty and bureaucracy — as well as social status and love. In The Nose, produced by Green Candle Theatre Company and currently running at Burlington’s FlynnSpace, the Russian writer’s original intention yields to a frothy, rambunctious subversion of theatrical conventions. While the play honors Gogol’s absurdist vision, its driving force is artfully wacky stagecraft.

The Nose concerns the plight of one Major Kovaliov, played by Ethan Alsruhe. He’s a self-important “collegiate assessor” in the city of Petersburg who is angling for a higher-ranking position and the hand of Aleka Podtochina (Laura Wolfsen). Although Aleka and her mother, Madame Podtochina (Tracey Girdich), have consented to the marriage, Kovaliov bides his time to prolong his social privileges as a courtier: free food and drink in the company of fine ladies.

Meanwhile, in another ward of the city, barber Ivan Yakovlevich (Alex Dostie) finds a human nose in his bread. Compounding the horror of his discovery he’s nursing a hangover and has no recollection of the night before. When Yakovlevich tries to discard the nose, he’s apprehended and jailed by the local authority, Inspector Astrovsky (Michael Jordan Evans).

Elsewhere in Petersburg, Kovaliov arises from his bed to face a shocking sight: His nose has vanished. In a panic, he starts tracking it down, while avoiding contact with key members of his social circle, especially the Podtochina women.

In the play’s most absurd stroke, the liberated nose, mobilized by the underwear-clad body of Josh Bridgman, declares itself an independent citizen and goes looking for a job.

The first visual clue that The Nose isn’t another dusty period drama is the makeup artistry of Sara Glasgow and Rebecca Reil. Some characters sport slatherings of greasepaint more reminiscent of a Kiss performance than a Russian metropolis circa 1835. The masquerade effect is amplified in some costumes by Rosie Grannis and Liz Cowee that are almost clownish exaggerations of the attire they’re meant to simulate.

While Masi’s adaptation of Gogol’s story is not that loose in terms of its general premise, a looseness in the play’s execution seems central to his directorial vision. Before Jordan Gullikson, in the role of the Storyteller, begins his narration, other characters engage audience members in chitchat. Girdich’s Madame Podtochina welcomes them; Evans’ Inspector Astrovsky encourages them to seek him out if they run into any trouble in his city; and other characters mingle about, cultivating a sense of audience inclusion in the tale about to unfold.

Throughout the play, characters address audience members directly, sometimes to narrate, sometimes in dialogue and sometimes with an invitation to dance or play a part in a scene. From time to time, characters also address Masi the playwright, who may be sitting in the wings, or break character to direct each other through purportedly botched lines.

The spare set design by artist Dostie, with assistance from Justin Atherton,

In The Nose, the Russian writer’s original intention yields to a frothy, rambunctious subversion of theatrical conventions.

enhances this fluid, spontaneous quality

The players enter and exit a stage empty save for a small wooden bridge at the center, two rugs thrown down at the wings and a makeshift mirror frame positioned at the top of one riser of seats. A jail cell on wheels makes a few appearances, representing the only substantial other prop. Rows of audience seats surround the stage on three sides, and four café tables cluster along the fourth.

Also throughout the play, the “Nosekestra” featuring music/sound designer Jeff Campoli, Nick Trotter and John Thompson-Figueroa — scores the action with simple, Russian-sounding melodies and other motifs played on stringed instruments, drums, keyboards and pennywhistle. Masi also chimes in on trumpet.

More than any of the other effect in this production, the music reinforces the sense that The Nose is not a play in the conventional sense — that is, a piece partitioned into discrete scenes and acts, with a strongly felt divide between player and audience. Rather, this show comes across more as a continuous yarn, sometimes dramatized in scene, sometimes summarized through narration, all of it bound into a theatrical experience by music that rarely ceases for more than a beat or two.

Campoli and Masi’s collaboration here is mostly effective; however, in its relentlessness, the musical accompaniment

sometimes fails to contribute to the dynamics on stage, playing merely as ambient music over characters’ pivotal decisions, disclosures and realizations. Sometimes the effect is distracting.

Amidst this circus-like activity, Masi’s actors maintain a high level of energy that, for the most part, prevents the story from flagging. Each brings a few degrees of exaggeration to his or her role — in broad acting styles like street theater or the clowning arts. Dostie’s derelict barber and Evans’ crooked cop play their characters signature attributes — scruffiness and sleaziness, respectively — for laughs.

As Aleka, Wolfsen affects a doll-like posture as she traverses the stage in dainty steps, constricted by her tight evening gown, her mouth almost perpetually open in an expression of wonder, shock or glee.

(As Yakovlevich’s wife, Praskovia Osipovna, Wolfsen plays a more generic nag.) Girdich’s Madame Podtochina is a more nuanced portrayal that mixes concern for her daughter’s future with bawdy gestures and dreamy incantations.

Reil’s Councilor Chekhtariova is harder to read. She succeeds in passing herself off as a stern, male government official with romantic designs of his own, but her diction — a variation on Barbara Walters comes across as forced. What’s more, Chekhtariova’s role in the plot is a bit

vague. Playing the title character, Bridgman turns in an even, if slightly flat, performance — understandable given the unearthly stage presence of the gigantic nose he wears on his head.

The two most realistic performances come from Alsruhe and Gullikson. As the straight man in this absurd comedy, Alsruhe credibly dispenses pomposity, fury and despair in response to his character’s circumstances, and his swagger justifies nicely his nasal comeuppance. As the Storyteller, Gullikson is a trustworthy guide through this farcical universe; his wry grin and cheeky asides set the play’s tone and put the audience at ease.

A theatergoer expecting a more conventional play might indeed find much to criticize in The Nose Masi’s skill as a dramatist is evident upon reading Gogol’s original short story — a mere sketch of the full-length play Masi has wrought. Still, this production is confusing at points. Some audience-participation appeals seem superfluous. And the overall looseness that makes the play so inviting occasionally descends into sloppiness. Still, from the beginning of The Nose to the end, the stage crackles with an energy that Gogol’s original doesn’t. This is not your college English professor’s Russian drama. If that stuff were this zany, you might still be reading it for fun.

Actors Gone Wilde

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ELISABETH C REAN

The Importance of Being Earnest, directed by David Poirier, produced by Lost Nation Theater. City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier, June 26 - July 6.

Wilde’s wit is like icicles in the midday winter sun: glittering, dripping and slightly dangerous. The Irish playwright’s bons mots and barbs sparkle as sharply today as they did during his creative apogee in the early 1890s, when his plays were the toast of the London stage. Failure to smile while watching or reading Wilde may indicate a Botox overdose.

The writer’s enduring power comes from his spot-on insight into people, much more than from clever plot twists or complex character development. In The Importance of Being Earnest (1895), Wilde makes brilliant fun of the tangled messes men and women create while falling in love because he deeply understands the crazy ways of the human heart. “Aha!” moments abound. As you laugh, you may also silently nod: Been there, done that. Got the scar

The most important rule of staging Wilde effectively is: First, do no harm. His words should star. In Lost Nation Theater’s current production of Earnest, David Poirier’s direction largely succeeded in showcasing the rhythms of the playwright’s language. Although the technical elements lacked LNT’s usual polish, most cast members crafted their characters memorably. And Caleb Probst’s portrayal of Algernon embodied the joie de Wilde with such zest that his performance alone made the play worth seeing.

The plot hangs on a slender, silly thread. Two aristocratic young Englishwomen believe that they must marry a man with the name of

Ernest. No other moniker will do. Two aristocratic young men have invented fictional characters to get themselves out of unwanted obligations. The women fall for the men’s alter egos, who are christened Ernest. Will feminine ardor wane when the women discover the real names? From such petty peril Wilde spins an evening of fizzy fun. Act I takes place in Algernon Moncrieff’s London flat. He and his friend Jack discuss their habit of “Bunburying,” that is, escaping by means of elaborate excuses. Algernon finds the distressingly poor health of his made-up friend, the invalid “Bunbury,” often calls him away on short notice. Jack Worthing, a respectable country gentleman and guardian of young Cecily Cardew, comes regularly to London because of his wayward fictional brother, Ernest.

In London, Jack assumes the persona of Ernest, which allows him to become more rakish and romantic. He shares with Algernon that his beautiful, impressionable 18-year-old ward has become enamored with stories of his bad-boy brother. But when Jack sees Algy’s interest in Cecily piqued, he strictly forbids his friend to meet her. As Ernest, meanwhile, Jack has fallen in love with Gwendolyn, daughter of the formidable Lady Bracknell. His inability to prove suitable parentage — he was an orphan adopted by Cecily’s grandfather — leads the Lady to prohibit the lovebirds from becoming engaged. All the forbidding and prohibiting, of

course, drives both pairs of lovers together. Algernon slips off to the country to meet Cecily, introducing himself as the urban legend Ernest. Nubile Cecily has already engaged herself to him, having fallen in love from Jack’s stories and chronicled the match dutifully in her diary. Jack shows up in the country, followed shortly by Gwendolyn. The women experience much confusion over how both can be engaged to Ernest, and then comes the inevitable feminine alliance of outrage.

Can adult re-christenings, offered by the obliging Reverend Canon Chasuble, overcome the name hurdle? How to get around the adamant opposition of Lady Bracknell? Wilde piles on whimsical improbabilities as he unwinds the story. And as he skewers the snobbery and social conventions of his fellow upper-class Victorians, timelessly perceptive witticisms bubble forth from the plot’s froth.

As Algernon, Caleb Probst hit all the right notes. He conveyed the insouciant charm that makes the other characters ultimately willing to forgive Algy anything. Probst’s voice was flexible and strong, and he delivered every delicious dig and declaration clearly to the audience. He expertly paired nuanced comic timing with aristocratic body language — elevated brow, jutting jaw — to distill a delightful quintessence of Wilde. Watching Probst’s performance, I saw flashes of English actor Rupert Everett: an understated blend of comedy and elegance.

As Jack, however, Joshua Davis veered too far toward overstatement. He did not seem at home in his character’s skin. He tried too hard to sell his lines, occasionally stumbling with the delivery. His facial expressions were often exaggerated, his movements somewhat stiff. That said, director Poirier highlighted Davis’ strengths in scenes of tight banter between characters. Davis captured Jack’s awkwardness when he proposes to Gwendolyn, and his repeated frustration in conversations with his friend Algy. Well-timed pauses gave laugh lines punch throughout the play, for Davis and the rest of the ensemble.

Both lead actresses skillfully portrayed how the prospective fiancées mix feisty, flirtatious and flighty feminine qualities. As Gwendolyn, Megan Callahan had expressive eyes that turned up to tease, widened in surprise and narrowed with determination as her character tries to take charge of her destiny. Kate Kenney marvelously conjured Cecily’s willfulness and changeability But she had one nagging obstacle to overcome: she looked inappropriately young for the part. Cecily is 18, but Kenney appeared barely 15 on stage — an important distinction, given her frequent kissing

scenes with an older character. Better costuming, makeup and hair could have remedied this.

Cecily’s nightgownish pink dress, which accentuated her childlike appearance, was just one of many wardrobe missteps by costume designer Becke Sheloske. Emme Erdossy, as Lady Bracknell, suffered from another: a mismatched black (or was it brown? eggplant? all three?) and mint-green outfit for the final act that detracted from her character’s regal demeanor. Erdossy played a formidable battle ax, growling her disapproval and dispensing upper-crust opinions with Olympian hauteur. But the ensemble was so odd — clashing colors, too-long skirt, plasticflower-topped hat — that it pulled the focus from her acting.

Among the secondary roles, Kim Bent’s performance as the Reverend Canon Chasuble stood out. Bent lent a gently lascivious edge to the self-proclaimed celibate man of the cloth who breathlessly pursues Cecily’s governess. Poirier, who is a gifted comic actor himself, staged the action artfully to highlight double-entendreladen lines, such as Chasuble’s cheeky come-ons, without hamming them up into farce.

The visual elements did not match the high comedic standards, however. Poirier chose to set the play in 1923 rather than Wilde’s Victorian era, but the overall design did not strongly support any period. Sheloske’s unappealing costumes distracted from several performances, with bad color choices (shocking ’70s orange for Jack), inappropriate style (Prohibition gangster for Algy in Act I), and poor fit (Gwendolyn’s blue sleeveless dress).

Ellen E. Jones’ lighting and scenic design yielded mixed results. Algy’s apartment in Act I connoted late Victorian rather than any early-20th-century style. Two nice details: The garden furniture for the country set mirrored the layout of the London flat, and the painted floor worked well as both interior parquet and exterior stone. But the plastic flowers decorating the outdoor set were tacky and tired — the opposite of anything suggesting “English country estate.” I didn’t think such garish faux foliage was still being made.

Oscar Wilde’s humor has a gloriously sophisticated edge, so the lack of visual swankiness in LNT ’s Earnest did disappoint. But the chance to revel in Wilde’s wit outweighed this. His pearls continued to delight long after the actors’ final bows, such as this observation from Lady Bracknell: “Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.” Rather than remaining ignorant of Wilde’s pleasures, local theater-goers are advised to risk a bite. �

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Gone Missing

Book review: Island of Lost Girls

merican pop culture is obsessed with child abduction. Watch TV on any given night and it’s hard to avoid stumbling on a drama in which a malevolent stranger snatches a little girl from her backyard or playground or schoolbus stop. (On Monday, when “CSI,” “Medium” and “Criminal Minds” are on, you could watch the scenario unfold thrice in quick succession.) Given the relative rarity of such crimes in real life, why do we fixate on them in fiction?

Maybe sensationalism and prurience are involved, but the theme taps a genuine vein of anxiety. Judging by their advertisers and their propensity to rerun on Lifetime, abduction stories appeal particularly to female viewers, especially when the detective solving the case is a woman.

McMahon might as well be daring the reader not to keep turning pages. The story unfolds in rapidly alternating updates and flashbacks, all centering on Rhonda, the young woman who flubbed her chance to stop a 7year-old’s abduction in “[t]he time it takes to soft-boil an egg.”

A recent college grad, Rhonda is no stranger to the lost-girl phenomenon, we soon discover. Her best friend Lizzy vanished when she was 14, and Rhonda can’t stop rehashing the unsettling events that led there. It doesn’t help that she’s still hopelessly in love with Lizzy’s brother Peter, who works at the gas station where the kidnapping took place. As the search for little Ernestine heats up, Rhonda frets that Peter may become a suspect and she embarks on some

In her eagerness to create a page-turner, McMahon neglects the deeper resonances that make pages worth turning.

Barre author Jennifer McMahon is one of a group of writers who have hit the bestseller lists by translating this primetime genre into gripping fiction. With its ultra-short chapters, fast-paced action and no-frills prose, Island of Lost Girls already reads a little like a teleplay In the prologue — call it a teaser — a little girl playing in the woods sees cops discover a body. And in the first chapter — call it a second teaser — a young woman at a gas station watches, too startled to act, as a giant white rabbit emerges from a car and lures a different small girl away into the unknown. After these twin openings,

sleuthing of her own.

McMahon hasn’t strayed far from the formula of her first novel, Promise Not to Tell, in which the heroine delved into memories of a friend who was murdered at 12 in order to solve a mystery in the present. Both books are set in small-town Vermont. Both also have way more potential than punch.

In Rhonda’s memories of the summers she spent putting on amateur theatricals with Peter and Lizzy, we find traces of a raw, disturbing, coming-of-age tale. But it’s been forced into the mold of a pulpy thriller full of shocks and twists — some of which

FROM ISLAND OF LOST GIRLS:

“You mean someone wearing a rabbit suit?” one of the state troopers would ask [Rhonda] later. “Like the Easter bunny?”

“Yes,” she would tell him. “Of course. A white rabbit suit. A costume. It was a man wearing a costume.”

“How do you know it was a man, Miss Farr? With the costume?”

“I don’t know, I guess. It just . . . it just seemed like it would be a man. And he was tall.”

“Six feet tall,” the trooper repeated back to her, reading from his own notes.

But the truth was, when the rabbit got out of the car, there in Pat’s Mini Mart parking lot at quarter to three on a Monday afternoon, it didn’t occur to Rhonda that there might be a person inside. He hopped like a bunny, moved quickly, nervously, jerking his big white head one way, then the other. He turned toward Rhonda, and for an instant he seemed to stare at her with his blind plastic eyes. She imagined she could almost see his nose twitch as he gave a slight nod in her direction.

Rhonda watched as the rabbit rapped on Ernie’s window with his big white fluffy paw. The little girl grinned up at him and pushed open her door. He leaned down and Ernie touched the bunny fondly on the head, right behind its ears, and unbuckled her seat belt.

The rabbit held out its paw and Ernie took it in her own small hand, stepping from her mother’s car to the gold Volkswagen, getting in the passenger seat without a struggle, without any hesitation. The little girl smiled the whole time.

the reader sees coming long before Rhonda does. Even more damaging are the stock characters and the author’s propensity for spelling things out, rather than letting her situations make their points on their own. (The narrator is forever stepping in to make clunky pronouncements such as, “It made sense in a horrible sort of way.”)

Pulp writing doesn’t have to be bad, dishonorable or even exploitive; some would argue that child-abduction stories give their viewers and readers a vital kind of catharsis. In Island, moreover, McMahon clearly wants to turn a critical eye on the cult of lost girls rather than simply stoking our fears. She suggests that the rabbitsuited kidnapper has notions about tr ying to preser ve its victim’s innocence by removing her to a secure haven, and Rhonda dreams repeatedly of a Neverland-like “island” where all the missing girls play happily. The subtext, of course, is that many children aren’t safe at home, and danger may be more likely to lurk in the next room than on the streets.

This is weighty stuff, especially when McMahon ladles on allusions to one of the creepiest books about childhood ever written: Peter Pan. In his own childhood, Rhonda’s Peter fixates on that other Peter, directing his friends in a wild and woolly outdoor production of the classic. The problem is, McMahon’s characters haven’t an ounce of J.M. Barrie’s genuine strangeness. Filtered through Rhonda’s bland descriptions, Peter

comes across as a boy next door who inexplicably wants his sister to dress like a pirate. There’s no trace of the volatility that would make him a plausible kidnapping suspect as an adult.

While McMahon does pull off a couple of vivid scenes — such as a childhood Easter-egg hunt that goes on far too long — most of her characters and situations feel like sketches, frustratingly unrealized. Though Rhonda is considerably younger than the narrator of Promise Not to Tell, it’s hard to detect any difference between these focal characters, because they’re less people than stor ytelling devices.

That’s where television may have an advantage over fiction: Good actors can take a generic character and, week by week, bit by bit, bring him or her alive as an individual. The per functory zigs and zags of McMahon’s denouement would look fine on the small screen, too. But to write a compelling novel about a hot-button subject — with indelible details, lifelike characters and sentences that resound in readers’ heads is a lot harder than just lining up the necessar y plot components. In her eagerness to create a page-turner, McMahon neglects the deeper resonances that make pages worth turning. With a stronger voice, she’d do justice to her ideas and move beyond the ranks of novelists who give people a quick stor y fix at airpor ts and on beaches, where the tube isn’t available.

Island of Lost Girls by Jennifer McMahon, Harper, 255 pages. $13.95.

EXHIBIT

Pursuit Gallery, Burlington. Through July 1.

ARTWORK

“Coming to the Big City” by Faro

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Marc Awodey

“New York Graffiti Field Identification Guide” located at Gridskipper.com lists Faro among the city’s “most recognizable artists.” The site explains: “Though much of his work is featured around SoHo and Manhattan’s Lower East Side, he has yet to make commercial inroads. That may not be his goal.” On the other hand, maybe it is.

Faro has certainly achieved commercial success here in Burlington — red dots indicating “sold” abound in his solo show at Pursuit Gallery. His energetic exhibition brings a big-city aesthetic to the shores of Lake Champlain. While Faro comes from the murky, illegal world of graffiti, at Pursuit he’s making his mark as a gallery artist, and his vision has depth. This is his first solo show, but it probably won’t be his last.

Safwat Riad, a.k.a. Faro, is originally from Egypt, but his graffiti have appeared in New York, New Jersey and Texas for the last three years. Online images of his work in situ indicate that on his home turf he typically spray paints in a dashed-off fashion. But he’s developed a strong personal iconography that includes a signature mummy character, pyramids and flattened village scenes with Middle Eastern architectural details. Translated into fine art work, Faro’s images are painted with confidence and deliberation.

“Night to Day” is a monumental, 46-by-90-inch triptych presenting one of those fanciful villages. Minarets jut above the crowded town, and hot-air balloons drift overhead. A massive pyramid looms over the village. Faro’s pyramids always sport a large, all-seeing eye on their lateral surfaces, rather than hovering above like the similar image on an American one-dollar bill.

Unlike his graffiti, Faro’s gallery images are alive with varied geometric shapes that fit neatly together like puzzle pieces. His mummy character, ostensibly a symbolic self-portrait, is reminiscent of Philip Guston’s (1913-1980) cartoonish characters from the 1970s.

script in “Abuse of Power.” Faro allows his lettering to drip, and his preferred medium for creating that effect is quick-drying Krink ink marker — a product apparently created and marketed with graffitists in mind.

Most of the works on paper in the exhibition

The 22-by-27-inch “Coming to the Big City” portrays an oversized mummy figure at upper right, pouring color onto a black-and-white Middle Easternlooking town. Faro’s organization of lights and darks — the mummy is pure white, the unpainted segments of the village red or tan — shows him to be either a well-schooled or a brilliantly intuitive designer.

The show’s 26 paintings range in size from the aforementioned triptych to works as small as 4 by 6 inches. The 16-by-20-inch works on paper have some of the spontaneity of Faro’s street art. “You Are a Victim of the Rules You Live By” and “Abuse of Power Comes as No Surprise” are side-by-side paper pieces in which the title texts are superimposed in black on rows of pale rose-colored patterning. A monster head is drawn over Arabic

incorporate written passages. “Class Action Is an Idea With No Substance” presents the words in fancy cursive layered over images of faces and interspersed with diamonds and dollar signs.

Whether we experience the air of anarchy surrounding Faro’s exhibition — and New York City graffiti culture in general — as real or ersatz probably depends on the artists’ motives and their success in garnering mainstream attention. Once in galleries — where they’re often featured with trendy products —graffitists enter the world of commerce just like any other art stars. Faro seems poised on the edge of that kind of success. Maybe after he makes some serious money, Safwat Riad’s work will come into its own.

CALL TO ARTISTS

THE ROSE STREET ARTIST CO-OP invites artists to participate in a T-shirt design competition. A percentage of sales of the shirts will return to winning designer. Send proposals to 78 Rose St., Burlington, VT 05401, c/o Dina Senesac. Deadline: July 1. Info, 343-0703.

TALKS & EVENTS

ART FROM INDIA’S UNTOUCHABLE

COMMUNITIES: An open house offers a look at a collection of outsider art from members of India’s underclass.

Wednesday, June 25, 4:30-8 p.m., Webb and Parsons, Burlington.

SUNSETS AT SHELBURNE MUSEUM:

LOST TREASURE ADVENTURE: The Thursday-night series offers a mystery: Follow clues around the museum grounds to solve it. Free for members; regular admission for nonmembers. Thursday, June 26, 5-7:30 p.m.

‘TIME WELL SPENT’: At this workshop, educators and students from two photography programs will reﬂect on how photo-documentary projects can become personal, memorable and enriching. Saturday, June 28, 10:10 a.m. - 3 p.m., Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury. See ‘Time Well Spent’ in Ongoing: Northern for more info.

RAFAEL CAUDURO: Family Day, with Latin music, games and mural making, in conjunction with the exhibit “Sin Fronteras (No Borders).” Saturday, June 28, 1-3 p.m., Helen Day Art Center, Stowe. See Rafael Cauduro in Ongoing for more info.

RECEPTIONS

DAVID SOKOL: Prints from the artist’s new book, The Golem of Church Street, and other work that examines and reﬂects on a “new and emerging anti-Semitism.” June 26 through August 9 at Kasini House in Burlington. Reception: Thursday, June 26, 5-8 p.m. Info, 264-4839.

‘TIME WELL SPENT : Students of the Johnson State College advanced photography and digital media programs, mentored by John Miller, took these images of elder residents at the Craftsbury Community Care Center. June 27 through September 6 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Reception: Friday, June 27, 5-7 p.m. Info, 388-4964.

MICKI COLBECK: “Faces,” oil paintings. June 27 through August 8 at Tunbridge Public Library in Tunbridge Village. Reception: Friday, June 27, 7-9 p.m. Info, 889-9404.

PENELOPE JENCKS: Sculpture in bronze, terracotta and plaster. June 28 through July 30 at Big Town Gallery in Rochester. Reception: Saturday, June 28, 5-7 p.m. Info, 767-9670.

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MAKING A SPLASH H2O

in all its glory is the theme of “Water Works” at the Fleming Museum this summer. From decorative to utilitarian three-dimensional items and two-dimensional works of ﬁne art, to 19th–century photographs of beach resorts, “the importance of water across a variety of cultures” is the focus. It’s a fascinating and even consciousness-raising show. Pictured: “The Imagiri Promontory From Maisaka” by Ando Hiroshige.

PHOTO: COURTESY THE FLEMING MUSEUM

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JOEL FISHER: Thirty bronze sculptures that had been stolen from the artist’s home and studio last winter, and recovered.

Through July 23 at Red Mill Gallery in Johnson. Reception: Saturday, June 28, 6:30-8 p.m. Info, 635-2727.

STEPHEN ALAJAJIAN: “Burlington in 64 Colors,” coloring-book-style drawings in personalized picture frames. Through June 28 at Viva Espresso in Burlington. Reception: Saturday, June 28, 2:30-4 p.m. Info, 660-8482.

THE MISSISQUOI NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE PROJECT: An exhibit of paintings and photographs reﬂecting the wildlife, water and landscape by members of the St. Albans Artists’ Guild. June 28 through July 31 at Missisquoi National Wildlife Refuge in Swanton. Reception: Saturday, June 28, 2-5 p.m. Info, 868-4781.

COOPERATIVE GALLERY SHOW: Artwork by the 24 gallery members includes all styles of painting, collage, three-dimensional works and notecards. June 28 through October 31 at Jacob Walker Art Gallery in Morristown. Reception: Saturday, June 28, 3-5 p.m. Info, 244-6648.

ONGOING

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ART’S ALIVE FESTIVAL OF FINE ART: The annual juried art show features 52 selected artists in multiple media at the gallery in Union Station, as well as more artwork in store windows around downtown. Through June 27 at Union Station in Burlington. Info, 264-4839.

CARA MONTGOMERY: “The Thaw,” mixedmedia works on copper and aluminum that explore nature and reactions to the thaw, Bar; and PETER ARTHUR: Blackand-white photographs, Dining Room; and HOLLY FORTUNE: Oil paintings, Solarium. Through June 30 at Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 578-6407.

‘CELEBRATING 25 YEARS OF JAZZ’: Drawings and paintings by Joel Beckwith, Frank Federico and Felix Sockwell, artists with special connections to the jazz genre, in conjunction with the Burlington Discover Jazz Festival. Open Saturdays 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. or before shows on the MainStage. Through June 28 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington. Info, 652-4500.

CHAD COVINO: Hyper-kinetic illustrations. Through June 29 at Uncommon Grounds in Burlington. Info, chad.covino@gmail.com.

EDMUNDS MIDDLE SCHOOL: REFUGEE PROJECT: Eleven New American middle-schoolers were given black-andwhite disposable cameras to document their new lives and experiences in Burlington. This exhibit tells their stories in photographs. Through June 25 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

ELISE ENGLER & BARBARA ZUCKER: “Re-Figure,” an exhibit of “portraiture” that conveys the essence of being without the physical likeness, but with illustrations of clothing, objects and other images. Through July 26 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

ELIZABETH CLEARY: Paintings of people, places and still lifes that emphasize light. Through August 20 at Opportunities Credit Union in Burlington. Info, 264-4839.

ESSEX ART LEAGUE: Two dozen members of the art organization present photography, watercolors and more. Through June 30 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 872-7111. FARO: A solo exhibit of wheat-pastes depicting the street artist’s signature dummy character in various permutations. Through July 1 at Pursuit Gallery in Burlington. Info, 862-3883.

“HIROSHIMA-NAGASAKI ATOMIC BOMB EXHIBITION”: Photographs and facts about the atomic bombings and calls for peace, presented by the Hiroshima Peace Memorial Museum. June 27 through July 29 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. HOYT BARRINGER & JOE POWERS: “From Reflection to Refinement,” large-scale wood-fired clay pieces and fine furniture, respectively, by the art center residents. The exhibit focuses on the response to the unique qualities of raw materials in the process of creating form and function. Through June 28 at Shelburne Art Center in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848. JASON HARTWICK: “Reflections of Vermont,” acrylic on canvas paintings framed in repurposed barnwood. Through June 28 at Magnolia Restaurant in Burlington. Info, 310-5915.

JILL COLEMAN: Paintings. Through June 30 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 318-2438.

KARI MEYER: “The Magic of the Land,” acrylic landscape paintings by the Vermont artist. Through July 15 at Courtyard Burlington Harbor by Marriott in Burlington. Info, 272-4763.

KARUNA J. JOBANPUTRA: “15 Blessings,” black-and-white photographs of people from India, Kenya and Tanzania. Through August 31 at Davis Center, UVM in Burlington. Info, 560-4390.

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The perfect match.

Binding Ties

henever Elissa Campbell, 38, of Blue Roof Designs goes on vacation, she buys a few more unique sheets of handmade paper. Her collection resides in a massive metal flat file in the basement studio of her Montpelier home — which is, yes, roofed with bluish slate. e paper craftswoman pulls out file drawers for visitors with the pride of a jeweler, revealing neatly stacked pages of every imaginable shade, pattern and heft.

ere are leaves of razor-thin wood veneer from her trip to Paris, and a few examples of an arresting red-and-green dragon print she found in New Mexico.

A sheaf of pale-blue, daisy-embossed sheets, Campbell says, were made by internationally known papermaker Richard Langdell of East Topsham, Vermont. Fingering a selection from Japan, she enthuses, “Japanese paper is like the butter of paper: It behaves so nicely.” Some samples she can’t bring herself to use. “I get kind of attached to paper sometimes,” she admits with a chuckle.

When Campbell eventually subjects these rectangular beauties to her high-end cutter — “I like my toys,” she avers — she transforms them into stunning photo albums, journals, guest books and other bound works of art. One line of journals, named for exotic birds, has a sewn-strap, binding adorned with colorful, trailing synthetic plumage; another integrates a single chopstick into its traditional stab binding to complement the Japaneseprint cover. A wedding set called “ e Bridal Suite” includes a large photo album with a satin-ribbon ballet-shoe binding, a smaller album, a guest book, an accordion journal and photo corners. is all comes in a matching handmade box that’s big enough to hold additional nuptial mementos.

After her husband pressured her, Campbell says, she changed her prices to reﬂect the actual time she spends on each piece. e work-intensive journals go for $50, and a Bridal Suite costs $500. “Wedding photographers get at least that much,” Campbell points out — then they typically insert the photos into commercially made albums that she dismisses as “toilet seat covers.”

Trained in art therapy, Campbell calls

her blank tomes “a place for people to express themselves.” e upstate New York native earned a Master’s degree in expressive therapies from Lesley University while working part-time at a paper store, where she taught workshops on making albums.

e job helped her settle on bookbinding therapy for her thesis topic. “Even though I don’t do art therapy anymore, this is my contribution,” she says.

Campbell crafts only on evenings and weekends. She works full-time as the office and information systems manager of the Craft Emergency Relief Fund, a national nonprofit based in Montpelier. CERF provides financial assistance to craft artists

coping with career-threatening disasters; currently the organization is helping Midwesterners whose workshops have fallen to the ﬂood waters.

e online tech guru takes her handson craft seriously, attending bookbinding classes and workshops around the country to acquire new techniques. Recently, she learned caterpillar binding — a threading method that looks just like its namesake — which she plans to incorporate into a series of wood-bound notebooks.

Campbell also ﬁ nds time for the larger art community. A member of the Book Arts Guild of Vermont, she blogs about her discoveries regularly on WordPress. com. She helps organize area artists under the umbrella group Montpelier Watershed Artists for Open Studio Weekend. And Campbell participates in Vermont Arts Council statewide initiatives: Last year she made a ﬂ ag book of pop-up maple and oak leaves for the “Palettes of Vermont” project, and now she’s contemplating what to do with the oversized wooden puzzle piece for this year’s VAC project, “Art Fits Vermont.”

Campbell’s next vacation destination is the Virgin Islands — a relaxing place for most, but she’s worried. “I think they don’t have any paper there,” she says, sounding genuinely concerned. “It’s going to be weird, but I guess I’ll just have to sit on the beach.”

Elissa Campbell’s bound paper books can be viewed and purchased at Artisan’s Hand in Montpelier, the Shelburne Art Center, Vermont Artisan Designs in Brattleboro, and online at www.froghollow.org and http:// blueroofdesigns.com. For custom designs, visit her studio at 846 Gallison Hill Road in Montpelier.

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KRISTEN M. WATSON: “We Wish to See God: Places of Worship,” photographs in the church nave by the summer artist-in-residence, focusing on the spaces and devices used by Vermonters. Through August 31 at St. Paul’s Cathedral in Burlington. Info, 864-0471.

KRISTEN WATSON: “Homestead, the Journey Back to Mother,” silver gelatin prints. Through July 26 at Firehouse Center Community Darkroom in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

LANCE RICHBOURG: “The Marilyns,” paintings of the iconic actress Marilyn Monroe, two with Joe DiMaggio, on newsprint. Through July 31 at The Men’s Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088.

LINDA DURKEE: Mixed-media collages; and ISAAC GRAHAM: “Coast to Coast,” oil paintings; and DEBORAH HILLMAN: “Art of the Inner World,” paintings; and SARAH MILTON: “Abstract Reality in Color,” oil paintings. Through July 31 at Artpath Gallery in Burlington. Info, 563-2273.

LINDA E. JONES & RIKI MOSS: The Vermont artists share an exhibit with earthy palettes and organic forms, featuring encaustic paintings and large-cast paper sculptures, respectively. Through July 13 at 215 College Street Artists’ Cooperative in Burlington. Info, 863-3662.

LYNNE BERARD: Watercolors of the Northeast Kingdom, in a style reminiscent of Georgia O’Keeffe; Pickering Room; and DAVE DAVIDSON: A career retrospective featuring works in glass, print and other media, Mezzanine Gallery and Reading Room Display Case. July 1 through 31 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211.

MALTEX SHOW: The hallways of all four ﬂoors are ﬁlled with paintings by Valerie Ugro, Gregory Albright, Lee Arrington and Peter Williams; monoprints by Nori Lupfer and Carolyn Shattuck; photography by Jim Rathmell; and sculpture and shadowboxes by Aaron Stein. Through August 31 at Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

MARY CASSATT: FRIENDS AND FAMILY: More than 60 paintings by the great American Impressionist, on loan from private collections and other museums, explore the family theme. Talks about the works daily at 1:30 p.m. and every Thursday at 6:30 p.m. from July 3 to August 14, in the Webb Gallery. Through October 26 at Shelburne Museum in Shelburne. Info, 985-3346.

MEMPHIS BARBREE: “Tibet in Exile,” color photography, Gates 1 & 2; and JOSHUA NASE: Abstract mixedmedia paintings, Skyway; and DAN GOTTSEGEN: Oil paintings, Escalator. Through July 31 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

MERYL LEBOWITZ: Oil paintings. Through June 30 at Allscripts Building in South Burlington. Info, 535-5008.

MIRIAM ADAMS & ADELAIDE MURPHY

ROBERT BRUNELLE JR.: The Vermont artist shows new acrylic paintings on the theme of roofs and sky. Through June 29 at VSAC Building in Winooski. Info, 899-1106.

STITCHED TOGETHER: QUILTS AND THEIR STORIES’: Works from the permanent collection and the tales behind their creation and care. Through August 29 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

VERMONT PHOTO GROUP ANNUAL EXHIBIT: Twenty-two local ﬁne-art photographers show their work, Pickering Room; and DAVE DAVIDSON, a retrospective of works in glass, print and other media, Mezzanine Gallery and Reading Room Display Case. Through June 28 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211.

WARREN KIMBLE’S AMERICA: A retrospective of the internationally known Vermont folk artist, including his new series, “Widows of War;” and ‘ART IN THE ROUND: SHELBURNE MUSEUM’S DENTZEL CAROUSEL’: Recently restored hand-carved ﬁgures, as well as panels and vintage organ, from a 1902 carousel; and ‘GROWING GREEN’: An exploration of the creative uses of plants in contemporary design; and PURSE-ONALITY: HANDBAGS WITH ATTITUDE’: Hip, funny and stylish handbags; and ‘DESIGN REWIND: THE ORIGINS OF INNOVATION’: Contemporary furniture and accessories compared with 18th- and 19th-century predecessors; and ‘LONGOLAND: IT MIGHT BE CONTAGIOUS’: Soft creatures by plush artist Joshua Longo; and ‘QUILTS IN BLOOM’: Stunning textile art from contemporary quilters; and Beach Lodge and Beach Gallery, reopened with new exhibitions of big game trophies, Adirondack camp furniture and photographs of the American West. Through October 26 at Shelburne Museum in Shelburne. Info, 985-3346.

‘WATER WORKS’: Water-inspired art and objects, from pitchers to holy water sprinklers to beach-resort photographs, from the permanent collection. Through August 24 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

‘WORLD VIEWS: PAINTING AND PHOTOGRAPHY’: New Orleans paintings by Michael Savoie; “Hidden Beauty” photographs of the frozen lake by George Rooney; Vermont seasons paintings by Marilyn Neagley; and women of Senegal photographs by Micshu Harris. Through August 31 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Info, 651-9692.

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AMALIA ELENA VERALLI & HENRY ERICKSON: Flower macro photographs and “Water Sutras” photographs, respectively. Through August 3 at Bundy Center for the Arts in Waitsﬁeld. Info, 496-4781.

JESS GRAHAM: “Reaching for Flowers,” acrylic, watercolor and sumi ink paintings. Through June 30 at The Cheshire Cat in Montpelier. Info, 223-1981.

‘LEAVE A PAPER TRAIL : A group show exposing the versatile and beautiful qualities of paper, Main Floor Gallery; and SPAULDING HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS: Artworks, Second Floor Gallery; and MARY E. JOHNSON: “Deﬁning Nature,” photographs, Third Floor Gallery. Through July 26 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069.

LINDA MANEY: “Abstractions and Distractions,” mixed-media works on paper. Ten percent of sales are donated to the library. Through June 30 at Kellogg-Hubbard Library in Montpelier. Info, 223-3338.

LOIS BEATTY & SHERI TOMEK: Abstract and ﬁgurative small-scale solarplate prints. Through June 30 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901.

MATT LARSON: Digital photographs of Vermont. Through August 31 at Axel’s Frameshop in Waterbury. Info, 244-7801.

MISSY CARY STORROW & ROBIN LAHUE: “Crossings,” artistic reﬂections in various media on the bridges in Montpelier and their connections to life’s spiritual crossings. Through June 30 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, 485-7770.

ODD BABIES: FOUR ARTISTS EXPLORE THE DOLL’: Vermont artists Nina Gaby, Chris London, Tiffany Ownbey and Beth Robinson exhibit “dolls” in clay, fabric and papier-mache, bridging craft and ﬁne art. Through July 20 at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 223-7680.

REBECCA GOTTESMAN: “Nature’s Wonders,” large oil landscape paintings by the Upper Valley artist. Through September 30 at Tip Top Café in White River Junction. Info, 356-6200.

SCOTT F. CROCKER: Wood carvings and rustic furniture inspired by nature, wildlife and fantasy. Through June 29 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainﬁeld. Info, 454-0141. THE DIALOGUE PROJECT: BRIDGING GENERATIONS OF LGBTQ VERMONTERS’: Artwork by 10 Vermonters that interprets the answers young and older lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer individuals gave in response to an archiving project from the RU12? Community Center of Burlington. Shown Thursdays through Sundays during the run of Lost Nation Theater’s production of The Importance of Being Earnest Through July 6 at Montpelier City Hall in Montpelier. Info, 229-0492. :: champlain valley

TYROL: “Intimate and Expansive Views,” recent paintings by the Vermont artists. Through July 29 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848.

NATASHA WOZNIAK: “Exploring the Curve: Flourish, Wrought and Brocade,” hand-forged jewelry; and TRICE

STRATMANN: “Cape Cod Path,” paintings. Through June 30 at Grannis Gallery in Burlington. Info, 660-2032.

PAULA HASKELL: “Graceful Wind,” traditional and modern windmill silhouettes in watercolor and ink. Through July 31 at Smokejacks Restaurant in Burlington. Info, 864-1886.

PETER SCHUMANN & ADAM BEACH: The Bread and Puppet founder shows seven large-scale paintings on fabric that chronicle the true story of a Palestinian boy named Madj, who is serving a 30-year sentence for a crime he did not commit; Beach, a photographer and ﬁlmmaker from Philadelphia, shows photographs from the West Bank, Gaza and Israel. Through June 30 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 863-2227.

ROB BLEVINS: Photography. Through June 30 at 1/2 Lounge in Burlington. Info, 922-5613.

ARTHUR WILLIAMS: “Remembering Maine,” paintings. Through July 31 at Vermont Arts Council Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-3291.

ARTHUR ZORN: “Improving Visions,” new works by the Vermont artist. Through July 31 at Governor’s Ofﬁce Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

BAZAAR BIZARRE’: A gallery full of odd items, from Mali basketry to Urdu totes to stone candelabras and more. Through July 30 at Cooler Gallery in White River Junction. Info, 295-8008.

BREAD & PUPPET POSTER EXHIBIT: Limited edition original historical and political posters and Bread and Puppet Press art. Through July 31 at Plainﬁeld Community Center Gallery in Plainﬁeld. Info, 454-4662.

GEORGINA FORBES: “Springing Forth: New Paintings from a Southern Odyssey,” paintings inspired by a trip to Naples, Florida, by the Vermont artist. Through June 27 at Vermont Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-3278.

JEANNE COOK: “Doors and Windows of the World,” photographs taken during travels, including to China and Russia. Through June 28 at Vermont Chocolatiers in Northﬁeld. Info, 485-8903.

ALISA DWORSKY: Prints, drawings and sculpture from the past 10 years by the Montpelier artist. Through August 2 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356. ‘ART NOW’: Recent acquisitions in photography and ﬁlm/video. Through August 10 at Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College Museum of Art in Middlebury. Info, 443-5007. CARVING STUDIO AND SCULPTURE CENTER ANNUAL MEMBERS’ SHOW: Member sculptors display their works in eclectic techniques and styles. Through June 29 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097. DENIS VERSWEYVELD & STELLA EHRICH: Sculpture, paintings and drawings that are “portraits of objects”; and paintings resulting from a “kitchen epiphany,” respectively; and FRED X BROWNSTEIN & THE BEAVER: “Beaver Chews,” a tongue-in-cheek installation by the artist with the help of some “superb wood carvers.” Through July 6 at The Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Theatre in Rutland. Info, 775-0570. JEROME MILKS: “Light Through the Trees,” large-scale photographs exploring the phenomenon of light. Through June 30 at Bobcat Café in Bristol. Info, 453-4032.

KARLA VAN VLIET, LAURA RUTH & KRISTEN KEHLER: Paintings based on dreams by the local artists. Through June 30 at Walkover Gallery & Listening Room in Bristol. Info, 453-3188.

KIMBERLY ANN DECICCO: Recent Works: Vibrant paintings focused on familiar spaces. Through August 30 at Terasem Movement Foundation Ofﬁce & Galleria in Bristol. Info, 453-8533.

M. CASTANO: “Persistence of Pattern: An Intimate Story of Cultures,” multimedia paintings using digital and handmade materials. Through July 6 at Gallery in-the-Field in Brandon. Info, 247-5247.

NICK MAYER: “Reﬂections on Nature,” paintings by the artist-biologist. Through July 31 at Lincoln Library in Lincoln. Info, 456-2635.

RAY HUDSON: “Marginal Angels, Fugitive Landscape,” woodcuts. Through July 31 at Carol’s Hungry Mind Café in Middlebury. Info, 388-0101.

‘TOMBS, TEMPLES, PLACES AND TEA:

CERAMICS IN ASIA AND BEYOND’: An exhibit that explores the practical and social uses of ceramics. Through December 7 at Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College Museum of Art in Middlebury. Info, 443-5007.

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‘ART OF VERMONT: THE STATE COLLECTION’: Dating back to 1884, these 35 landscape paintings were collected by the State of Vermont; this is the ﬁrst gallery exhibition of a two-year statewide tour. Painters include Julian Scott, James Gilman, Thomas Curtin, Viiu Niiler, Jeanette Chupack and Elizabeth Nelson. Through July 6 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100.

BE THERE BE SQUARE”: An exhibit of all square-shaped works by painters Sumru Tekin, Lois Eby, Janet Fredericks and Sally Linder, sculptor Claude Millette and other gallery artists. Through June 27 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943.

CRISTINA PELLECHIO & ESME

THOMPSON: The ceramic artist and painter share an exhibit in the East Gallery. Through August 30 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

DOT KIBBEE & MERRILL DENSMORE: Unique, delicate heavily patterned paintings, and colorful, bold paintings of the rural Vermont landscape, respectively. Through July 24 at GRACE in Hardwick. Info, 472-6857.

‘GARDEN REFLECTIONS’: A collaborative exhibit of prints and paintings by by Marion Greenwood, Ellen Levitt, Meryl Lebowitz and Viiu Niiler. Through July 15 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 535-5008.

JUNE FEATURED ARTISTS: Photography by Maggie Young and Wayne Tarr; painting by Tad Miller; and clothing by Andy Wooten and Susan Fodder. Through June 30 at Artist In Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls.

NVAA 75TH ANNUAL JURIED

SHOW: The Northern Vermont Artist Association members show their works in multiple media. Through June 25 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100.

OLGA LAWSON & MARGO RUSSELL: Landscape drawings, watercolors and paintings by the senior artists attending GRACE’s Out and About program. Through July 6 at Bee’s Knees in Morrisville. Info, 888-7889.

RAFAEL CAUDURO: “Sin Fronteras (No Borders),” realist/surrealist paintings by the Mexican master, considered the “Diego Rivera of the 21st century.” Through August 30 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

THE MONET MAMAS: “Diversion: Different Strokes for Different Folks,” works in multiple media by members of the arts group, Mary Lou Marcussen, Judy Kelly, Mary “Pete” Tomasi, Roberta Whitmore and Ellie Morency. Through June 29 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211.

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J.C. LEYENDECKER: AMERICA’S “OTHER” ILLUSTRATOR: An exhibit of 50 painted originals by the popular illustrator and commercial artist from the ﬁrst decades of the 20th century. Through July 6; and PAINTING THE BEAUTIFUL’: A major retrospective of American Impressionist paintings from the Michener Art Museum Collection. Through August 11 at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester. Info, 362-1405.

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CERAMYSTIC 2008: This ﬁfth annual exhibit and sale features more than 100 pieces of pottery, ceramics and garden sculptures by nearly 30 Canadian artists. Through July 1 at CeraMystic in Mystic, Québec. Info, 450-248-3551.

MARTIN CHEFFINS & YUKI OISHI: The Class of 2007 grads and recipients of the Perspective on Design Award features large-scale sculpture and mixed-media works, respectively. Through September 7 at Jaffe-Friede & Strauss Galleries in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-3651.

REID CROSBY: Abstract acrylic paintings. Through July 10 at Irises Café and Wine Bar in Plattsburgh, N.Y. Info, 518-566-7000.

BLACK WOMANHOOD: IMAGES, ICONS, AND IDEOLOGIES OF THE AFRICAN BODY’: This traveling exhibition examines the historical roots of black womanhood through more than 100 sculptures, prints, photographs, video and other media. Through August 10; and ‘ALMA-TADEMA AND ANTIQUITY: IMAGINING CLASSICAL SCULPTURE IN LATE-NINETEENTH-CENTURY BRITAIN’: A display focused on the museum’s most important 19th-century European

painting, “The Sculpture Gallery” (1874), by Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, along with related prints, photos and other objects. June 28 through September 28 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426.

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McCain Vows to Campaign in all 13 Colonies

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epublican presidential nominee John McCain officially kicked off his general election campaign today, promising to bring his race for the White House to “all 13 colonies.”

At a campaign stop in the Dominion of Virginia, Sen. McCain said that if his Democratic opponent, Sen. Barack Obama, takes any of the 13 colonies for granted, “he doth so at his peril.”

Sen. McCain made his remarks in the Dominion of Virginia, which many McCain advisers concede will be a key colony in the fall election. But in announcing his 13-colony strategy, Sen. McCain appeared to give notice that he intends to contest such traditional Democratic strongholds as the Province of Massachusetts Bay.

The Republican nominee gave his audience a sneak preview of the fall campaign by introducing what he clearly believes to be the dominant issue of the 2008 election: the high cost of tea.

“The American people cannot and should not tolerate the exorbitant prices they are paying for tea,” Sen. McCain

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said, adding that in some states tea had risen to as high as four dollars a gallon. He said that as president he would propose a number of measures to provide relief to tea consumers, including a “teatax holiday,” and that he would crack down on the big tea companies: “It’s time for their tea party to end.”

We will use the telegraph key, the carrier pigeon, and the pony.

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In the conclusion of his remarks, Sen. McCain vowed that his campaign would employ “the latest technology” to spread his message across the 13 colonies.

“We will use the telegraph key, the carrier pigeon, and the pony,” he said.

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Welcome to Part Two of your outlook for the second half of 2008, Aries. We’re checking up on how you’re progressing with the challenges you were given near the end of last year. I’m hoping that by now you’re well on your way toward leaving your amateur or rookie status behind for good. I trust that you have had a vision of exactly what you need to do in order to boost your level of professionalism, and that you have taken aggressive steps to carry out that vision. If for some bizarre reason you have not yet begun this glorious work, jumpstart yourself immediately. Fate will conspire dramatically on your behalf if you do. Now here’s a tip on how to make sure that your inner warrior is operating at peak efﬁciency: Assume there’s always more you can do to raise your standards and aspire to a higher grade of excellence.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Welcome to Part Two of your outlook for the second half of 2008, Taurus. We’re checking up on how you’re progressing with the challenges you were given near the end of last year. One of the tasks at the top of your to-do list, I hope, has been the expansion of your worldview. Whether it occurs by traveling to exotic places, hanging out with broad-minded lovers of life, or exposing yourself to intriguing ideas that activate your deep thoughts, you need to seek out breathtaking views of the big picture. Here are two tips about how to ensure that your inner pioneer is always itchy to investigate the unknown: 1. Shed inhibitions that serve no constructive purpose. 2. Declare your independence from trivial details.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You entered the Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n’ Roll phase of your long-term cycle late last year, and you’ll be in that zone until January of 2009. That means you have been and will continue to be tempted with triple-intense opportunities to explore the frontiers of passion, ﬁnd out about alternative modes of consciousness, and expand your capacity for lyrical release. So how is that working for you? Are you taking maximum advantage of all the life-changing

experiments these adventures offer without being turned inside-out by the emotional risks they entail? Everything depends on your skill in using unruly gifts.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Welcome to Part Two of your outlook for the second half of 2008, Cancerian. We’re checking up on how well you’re progressing with the challenges you were given near the end of last year. Here’s one of the most important things I hope you’re doing: getting clear about which of the influences in your life encourage you toward mediocrity, and which influences, on the other hand, nudge you in the direction of mastery. There’s a second crucial lesson that’s related to the first: getting clear about which people have low expectations and distorted images of you, and which people, on the other hand, want the best for you and see you for who you really are.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Welcome to Part Two of your outlook for the second half of 2008, Leo. We’re checking up on how you’re progressing with the challenges you were given near the end of last year. As I suspect you’ve guessed by now, there’s one potential accomplishment that’s more important than all the others. If you can pull it off, it’ll change your life forever. I’m talking about the determination to take full responsibility for your own happiness. How? By studying in exquisite detail all the things you need to feel great, and taking aggressive steps to make sure they happen consistently.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Welcome to Part Two of your outlook for the second half of 2008, Virgo. We’re checking up on how you’re progressing with the challenges you were given near the end of last year. I trust that by now you’re aware that you have far more access to your creative powers than you’ve ever had before. If for some reason you have not yet taken advantage of this blessing, please drop everything and get to work tapping into the mother lode. This should be the year your self-expression

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Welcome to Part Two of your outlook for the second half of 2008, Libra. We’re checking up on how you’re progressing with the challenges you were given near the end of last year. I trust that by now you have begun to make major renovations in the foundations of your world. I hope you have been carrying out brave changes that will anchor and stabilize your efforts for years to come. By January 1, 2009, I expect that you will be standing in your place of power and ﬁghting for your dreams with more suppleness and stamina than you’ve ever summoned.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Welcome to Part Two of your outlook for the second half of 2008. We’re checking up on how you’re progressing with the challenges you were given near the end of last year. I hope by now you’ve realized that you have unprecedented opportunities to forge combinations that have never before been possible. Opposites you’d always assumed would never attract should now be headed toward unification. Elements of your life you’ve long feared were irreconcilable have been showing signs of finding common ground, and may even be primed to achieve a delicious synergy. Keep refining your primal urge to merge, Scorpio!

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21):

Welcome to Part Two of your outlook for the second half of 2008, Sagittarius. We’re checking up on how you’re progressing with the challenges you were given near the end of last year. I trust that by now you’re experiencing the joys of ever-growing selfdiscipline. I hope you’re positively gleeful with your enhanced capacity to master details and be creatively organized. This is the year, I predict, that you will learn to be a visionary planner without losing any of your inspiring spontaneity.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19):

Welcome to Part Two of your outlook for the second half of 2008, Capricorn. How have you been progressing with the challenges you were given near the end of last year? I trust that you’ve been hungry for new ideas, fresh approaches and novel adventures. And I hope that this has resulted in you receiving more invitations, dares and temptations than you’ve ever had. If what I just said describes your current state of affairs, I extend my hearty congratulations and remind you that you’re only halfway through this awakening process. If what I said doesn’t ﬁt your experience, get busy!

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18):

Welcome to Part Two of your outlook for the second half of 2008, Aquarius. We’re checking up on how you’re progressing with the challenges you were given near the end of last year. I’m hoping that six months from now, you’ll look back and make the following declaration: “This is the hardest I’ve ever worked to be free. Liberation always came pretty easily to me before, but this year I had to ﬁnd new ways complicated, interesting, highly advanced ways to carve out the space to live the life I want. I’m glad I was challenged so deeply. It has made me a genius of emancipation.”

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): Welcome to Part Two of your outlook for the second half of 2008, Pisces. I’m hoping that six months from now, you’ll look back and make the following declaration: “This year I was a real artist in the way I lived my life. Everything I did was like working on a beautiful masterpiece. I had a sixth sense about when to shut up and when to speak out, when to pull back and when to push on, when to recharge and when to ripen. Whenever my efforts were ready to climax, I brought them to a climax and moved on to the next adventure. So here’s the big question: What can I do to keep cultivating this adroit and graceful approach to being alive?”

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The laughs go undercover in Carell’s update of the vintage television spy spoof.

urning old TV shows into movies is often less a matter of paying tribute than of conceding creative desperation. My mother used to caution me, “If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” I would offer similar advice to Hollywood filmmakers: If you don’t have something funny to say, don’t make any big-screen comedies.

Why, for example, do a movie version of the classic ’60s spy spoof “Get Smart”? Presumably this film was greenlit for pretty much the same reason television chestnuts such as “Bewitched,” “The Beverly Hillbillies,” “Sgt. Bilko,” “McHale’s Navy” and “I Spy” hit the big screen: because they had built-in name recognition, and the people who made them couldn’t think of anything better to do at the time. Films of this sort are almost always a terrible waste of time, and Get Smart is no exception.

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f buzz were really a measure of a movie’s merits, The Fall would be unwatchable. Seldom has a less heralded film limped its way into theaters. From its premiere at the 2006 Toronto Film Festival, it took director Tarsem Singh’s film nearly two years to get a limited release in the U.S. Reviews have been mixed, and understandably so: The Fall has flaws. But it’s also a true spectacle, the type of movie that rewards a trip to watch it on the big screen.

In last winter’s The Bucket List, Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman “visited” an array of exotic locales through the magic of greenscreen technology. If that’s the future, The Fall is the past, and Tarsem — the director no longer uses his surname professionally — knows it well. In a recent interview with The Orlando Sentinel, the man who made his fortune in sleek commercial shorts — he did REM’s “Losing My Religion” video — called his creation “a swan song for . . . old-fashioned filmmaking . . . the last piece of real eye candy.” Tarsem brought his actors on a whirlwind tour of locations ranging from India’s Taj Mahal and Agra Fort to the Andaman Islands to Bali to Namibia. When you see a stunning red ridge rising above blinding white desert, they’re really there, though it may recall a tableau from 300. The “blue city” of Jodhpur, India, may look like something created in post-production, too, but its ranks of azure-painted houses exist. The excuse for this sumptuous travelogue is a plot Tarsem pinched from a little-known — here, anyway — 1981 Russian film called Yo Ho Ho. In his version, set in 1920 Los Angeles, a small immigrant named Al-

This is particularly grievous, given that the film also wastes the considerable talents of its star, Steve Carell. The actor hits a career low here in the role of CONTROL operative Maxwell Smart, a character immortalized by the late Don Adams and inexplicably retooled by the picture’s creators.

The whole point of the original series — the brainchild of no lesser talents than Mel Brooks and Buck Henry — was to offer a bumbling, Clouseau-like parody of James Bond. In this update, the agent has been reconceived as a methodical, highly efficient asset who every now and then resurrects one of the show’s famous catchphrases (“missed it by that much, would you believe . . . ?,” etc.). What’s the point of a Maxwell Smart who doesn’t bumble?

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Anne Hathaway costars as sexy sidekick Agent 99, and Alan Arkin plays the Chief. He’s fine in the role but is given so little of interest to do or say that I generally found myself drifting off during his scenes and musing on how much more screen energy he and Carell generated the last time they appeared together, in Little Miss Sunshine. You know a comedy’s not working when it only makes you laugh by bringing to mind funny moments in other films.

Anyway, Hathaway is sexy, sure, but she too is given little of interest to do or say. What made the relationship in the TV show amusing was the disparity between 99’s sophisticated competence and her partner’s oblivious buffoonery. Screenwriters Tom J. Astle and Matt Ember sabotage that dynamic by capriciously boosting Smart’s IQ. To make matters duller, they impose a generic romantic development on the two. Why bother to bring classic TV characters back to life if you’re just going to remove the very qualities that made them memorable?

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exandria (Catinca Untaru), hospitalized with a broken arm, meets Roy (Lee Pace), a young stuntman whose tumble from a bridge has left him paraplegic. Sensing the girl’s thirst for entertainment, Roy launches into a fantastical, fractured story of five globe-trotting bandits with a vendetta against the evil Governor Odious. But Alexandria is no passive listener, and the narrative takes U-turns as she expresses her feelings about what should happen next.

Given this meta-fictional setup and the swashbuckling silliness of the story-within-the-story, some critics have compared The Fall to The Princess Bride. But its tone is much closer to Pan’s Labyrinth. Though fresh and impressionable, Alexandria — who’s been working in the orange groves — is far from innocent of suffering. Roy’s motives aren’t innocent, either. Disap-

director Peter (50 First Dates) Segal were going for in terms of story. Does it get more ho-hum than secret agents racing against the clock to catch an evil genius before he can nuke a major American city? Terence Stamp gives the impression of battling narcolepsy as he plays the head of KAOS, a paint-by-numbers maniac named Siegfried. His second-in-command is played by Ken Davitian, who most recently graced the screen as Borat’s jumbo naked wrestling partner. Again, every time he entered a scene, off my mind drifted to funnier times in a funnier film.

It’s not every day you spend nearly two hours in the company of Carell and never laugh. I think I may have chuckled once or twice at something another cast member had to say, but I swear I didn’t find a single thing the leading man did or uttered sufficiently entertaining to elicit a titter or chortle, much less a guffaw. The film’s creators do him no favors by staging so many prolonged action sequences. Jason Bourne he is not. Who, then, I wonder, is supposed to be the audience for this film? Fans of the television show are likely to find it a forgettable riff lacking even trace amounts of Brooks/Henry brilliance. Younger viewers won’t know the first thing about the source material, so they won’t catch its catchphrases. And it’s not like they haven’t been treated to enough effects-heavy action fests. I guess Get Smart was targeted to Steve Carell fans, though its humor is more of a type likely to be embraced by enthusiasts of, say, Larry the Cable Guy. Carell’s fans, as a demographic, are far too smart to take much pleasure in a comedy as dumb as this. Which, by the way, Segal and company set up for a sequel.

Would you believe that won’t be necessary?

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pointed in love and realizing he’ll never walk again, he badgers the girl to snitch him a full bottle of morphine in exchange for closure on the story. If Scheherazade spun tales to extend her life, he has the opposite goal in mind.

It’s an exceptionally cruel conceit for such a whimsical film, yet the combination works. As we watch the man and the child build a convincing, almost familial rapport — Alexandria has lost her young father — we know Roy plans to make her the instrument of a betrayal that will devastate her. Pace has a laid-back, faintly Southern charm that gives this knowledge real sting; he’s a personable narrator and a striking hero in the fantasy sequences. But the movie never figures out how to get around — or justify, or redeem — his character’s selfishness, perhaps because it stays almost exclusively in Alexandria’s perspective. Like most kids, she doesn’t care how this adult got so sad: She just wants him to buck up and defeat the bad guys.

Untaru is a young Romanian — 8 or 9 when she played the part — who has the cherubic face of the Pepsi Girl and seems to be reacting more than acting. That’s a mixed bag: She stumbles over some of her lines as if she’d learned them phonetically, yet nothing feels fake or tutored about her fidgety body language, her indignation or her pain. With a more polished American child actor, the movie could have been a saccharine crowd-pleaser about the power of storytelling. What Tarsem created instead is darker and more disjointed, but you’re not likely to see its like again.

MARGOT HARRISON

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country’s most widely read reviewers.

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PREVIEWS

BEFORE THE RAINS: Set in 1930s India, the latest from the Merchant-Ivory team tells the story of an ambitious Englishman whose plan to build a spice plantation is compromised by unforeseen romantic entanglements. Starring Linus Roache, Rahul Bose and Nandita Das. (98 min, PG-13. Savoy)

HANCOCK: Will Smith stars in this long-gestated action comedy about a grouchy alcoholic with superpowers who saves people’s lives when he isn’t busy pissing them off. With Jason Bateman, Charlize Theron and Johnny Galecki. Peter Berg directs. (100 min, PG-13. Starts Tuesday, July 1. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

WALL-E: Fred Willard, Sigourney Weaver and John Ratzenberger are among the voice cast in Pixar’s computer-animated comedy about a robot left behind on Earth when humankind is forced to relocate. Directed by Andrew Stanton. (103 min, G. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

WANTED: Russian ﬁlmmaker Timbor Bekmambetov brings Mark Millar’s graphic novel series to the screen with this action adventure about a secret society composed of people who have superpowers and are dedicated to avenging victims of injustice, using the deadliest possible means. James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman star. (110 min, R. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Sunset, Welden)

SHORTS

GET SMART★1/2 Steve Carell stars in this screen adaptation of the popular 1960s television series about a secret agent whose enthusiasm exceeds his intelligence. Anne Hathaway plays Agent 99. Alan Arkin’s the Chief. Directed by Peter (Tommy Boy) Segal. (111 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL★★★

In the saga's latest installment, 19 years have passed, but Jones is still doing pretty much the same old thing. You know: saving the world. Harrison Ford, Ray Winstone and Cate Blanchett star. Steven Spielberg directs. (123 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

IRON MAN★★★★ Robert Downey Jr. plays a billionaire who constructs a suit of high-tech armor to ﬁght crime in this Marvel Comics adaptation from director Jon Favreau. With Gwyneth Paltrow, Terrence Howard and Jeff Bridges. (126 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Palace)

KUNG FU PANDA★★★ Jack Black heads the voice cast in this computer-generated comedy about a lazy, out-of-shape bear who goes into training to ﬁght off a powerful invading force. With Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie and Jackie Chan. (95 min, PG. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

MY BLUEBERRY NIGHTS★★1/2 Hong Kong ﬁlmmaker Wong Kar-Wai’s English-language debut follows a heartbroken young woman on a cross-country journey of self-discovery. Starring Norah Jones, Jude Law, Natalie Portman and David Strathairn. (90 min, PG-13. Roxy)

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SEX AND THE CITY★★1/2 Michael Patrick King brings the popular HBO series he executive-produced to the big screen. Features original cast members Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon and Chris Noth. (145 min, R. Big Picture, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy)

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN★★1/2 Andrew Adamson cowrote and directs this sequel based on the second book in the beloved series by C.S. Lewis. This time around, the four children travel back to Narnia and try to help a young prince dethrone an evil king. Starring Ben Barnes, William Moseley and Anna Popplewell. (140 min, PG. Majestic)

THE FALL★★★1/2 A wounded stuntman tells stories to amuse a little girl in the same hospital, and we watch his tales come to life in this visual phantasmagoria from Tarsem (The Cell) Singh. With Lee Pace and Catinca Untaru. (117 min, R. Roxy)

THE HAPPENING★★★★ Mark Wahlberg stars in the latest from writer-director M. Night Shyamalan, in which a father attempts to keep his family safe in the wake of a mysterious apocalyptic event. Zooey Deschanel and John Leguizamo costar. (90 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Sunset)

THE INCREDIBLE HULK★★★

The latest screen version of the popular comic features Edward Norton and focuses on military attempts to misappropriate the Green One's super-powers. With Liv Tyler and Tim Roth. Directed by Louis Leterrier. (112 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Sunset, Welden)

RATINGS

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THE LOVE GURU Returning to live action for the ﬁrst time in half a decade, Mike Myers takes on the role of an American who was raised in an Indian ashram and returns to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune as a spiritual advisor. With Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake. Marco Schnabel makes his directorial debut. (89 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Stowe, Sunset) THEN SHE FOUND ME

Hunt directed, cowrote and stars in this adaptation of the Elinor Lipman bestseller about a down-on-her-luck schoolteacher who longs to have a child but has yet to ﬁnd Mr. Right. Colin Firth, Bette Midler and Matthew Broderick costar. (100 min, R. Roxy, Savoy) THE STRANGERS★★★ Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman star in writer-director Bryan Bertino’s white-knuckler in which a couple’s remote hideaway is invaded by unwelcome visitors. Gemma Ward and Kip Weeks costar. (85 min, R. Sunset)

Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak or Margot Harrison are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers.

DEFINITELY, MAYBE★★★★ Reynolds stars in this romantic comedy from writer-director Adam Brooks, about a young father in mid-divorce who decides to tell his 10-year-old daughter about some of the women he dated before marrying her mother. With Isla Fisher, Rachel Weisz and Elizabeth Banks. (105 min, PG-13)

HONEYDRIPPER★★★ The latest from John Sayles is set in 1950s Alabama and tells the story of a beleaguered businessman and his efforts to save his roadhouse.

Starring Danny Glover and Gary Clark Jr. (122 min, PG-13) IN BRUGES★★★★ Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson play a pair of London hitmen holing up in a storybook Flemish tourist trap in this comedy from writer-director Martin McDonagh. With Jordan Prentice and Ralph Fiennes. (107 min, R)

JOE STRUMMER: THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEN★★★★ From Julien (The Filth and the Fury) Temple comes this look back at the life

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Our Mike has never stooped this low before With crass gross-outs and rank clichés galore; Though Colbert provides some laughs, They don’t excuse the gaffes, So skip the ﬂick or head on out the door.

YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN★★ Adam Sandler stars in the latest from director Dennis (Big Daddy) Dugan, the saga of an Israeli commando who fakes his own death so he can travel to America and pursue his dream of becoming a hairstylist. Costarring John Turturro, Nick Swardson and Lainie Kazan. (112 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Sunset)

YOUNG@HEART★★★★ From director Stephen Walker comes this documentary about a choir composed of elderly men and women who sing nothing but hard rock tunes. (108 min, PG. Roxy)

NEW ON VIDEO

10,000 B.C.★★ Roland (The Day After Tomorrow) Emmerich brings us this tale of prehistoric passion in which a young hunter leads an army against the evil warlord who raided his village and abducted the woman he loves. Starring Steven Strait, Camilla Belle and Omar Sharif. (109 min, PG-13)

CHARLIE BARTLETT★★1/2 John Poll makes his directorial debut with this comedy about a privileged student who decides to serve as his high school’s unofﬁcial shrink, dispensing advice and pharmaceuticals from his ofﬁce in the boys’ bathroom. Starring Anton Yelchin, Hope Davis and Robert Downey Jr. (97 min, R)

and tragic early death of the Clash founder. Featuring interviews with Martin Scorsese, Bono and Matt Dillon, among others. (125 min, NR)

PERSEPOLIS★★★★ This Best Animated Feature Oscar nominee tells the story of a young woman coming of age in Iran and clashing with increasingly repressive cultural forces. Adapted from her bestselling graphic novel by Marjane Satrapi, with help from comic book artist Vincent Paronnaud. The English-language version features the voices of Sean Penn, Gena Rowlands, Iggy Pop and several members of the original French cast. (95 min, PG-13)

THE SPIDERWICK

CHRONICLES★★★ Freaky Friday director Mark Waters brings us this big-screen version of the popular children’s fantasy series by Holly Black and Tony DiTerlizzi. Starring Freddie Highmore and Mary-Louise Parker. (96 min, PG)

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BIG PICTURE THEATER

Rt. 100, Waitsﬁeld, 496-8994.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26

Get Smart 6, 8. Sex and the City 8. The Incredible Hulk 4, 6. Kung Fu Panda 4.

friday 27 — sunday 29

*WALL-E 2 (Sat & Sun), 4, 6. Get Smart 6 (except Sat), 8. Sex and the City 8 (except Sat). The Incredible Hulk 2 (Sun), 4.

tuesday 1 — thursday 3

*Hancock 5 (except Tue), 7, 9. *WALLE 4 & 6 (except Tue). Get Smart 8 (except Tue).

Closed Monday. See www. bigpicturetheater.info.

BIJOU CINEPLEX 1-2-3-4

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wednesday 25 — thursday 26

Get Smart 1, 3:30, 6:50, 9. The Incredible Hulk 1, 3:30, 6:40, 9. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan 1, 3:30, 7, 9. Kung Fu Panda 1, 3:30, 6:30, 8:15.

friday 27 — thursday 3

*WALL-E 1, 3:30, 6:30, 8:30. *Wanted 1:10, 3:50, 6:50, 9:05. *Hancock 1:20 & 3:40 (Wed & Thu), 7 & 9:10 (Tue-Thu). Get Smart 1:20 (Fri-Tue), 4, 6:40, 9. Kung Fu Panda 1:30 (all week), 3:40 (Fri-Tue). The Incredible Hulk 7 & 9:10 (Fri-Mon).

Times subject to change. See http:// users.adelphia.net/~silverscreen.

CAPITOL SHOWPLACE

93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26

Get Smart 1:30, 6:30, 9. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 1:30, 6:15, 9. The Happening 1:30, 6:30, 9. Kung Fu Panda 1:30, 6:30. Sex and the City 9. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan 1:30, 6:30, 9.

friday 27 — thursday 3

*Wanted 1:30, 6:30, 9. *Hancock 1:30 & 6:30 (Wed & Thu), 9 (Tue-Thu). Get Smart 1:30, 6:30, 9. The Incredible Hulk 1:30, 6:30, 9. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 1:30 & 6:15 (Fri-Tue), 9 (all week). The Happening 9 (Fri-Mon). Kung Fu Panda 1:30, 6:30. See www.fgbtheaters.com.

ESSEX CINEMA

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26

Get Smart 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:35. The Happening 1, 3:10, 5:10, 7:15, 9:30. The Incredible Hulk 12, 2:20, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10. Iron Man 4. Kung Fu Panda 12:15, 2:20, 4:30, 7, 9. The Love Guru 1, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 9:45. Sex and the City 12:45, 6:45, 9:40. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan 12:10, 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:50.

friday 27 — monday 30

*WALL-E 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. *Wanted 12:10, 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:50. Get Smart 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:35. The Happening 3:10, 5:10, 10. The Incredible Hulk 12, 2:20, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 12, 7:30. Kung Fu Panda 12:15, 2:20, 4:30, 7, 9. The Love Guru 1, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 9:45. Sex and the City 12:15, 7:10. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan 2:30, 5, 10.

Times subject to change. See www. essexcinemas.com.

MAJESTIC 10

Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26

The Love Guru 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:30, 9:40. Get Smart 12:30, 1:30, 3:10, 4:10, 6:30, 7:20, 9:10, 9:45. The Incredible Hulk 1:20, 4, 7, 9:35. The Happening 1:15, 4:20, 7:40, 9:50. Kung Fu Panda 12:40, 2:50, 3:50, 5, 7:10, 9:30. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan 1:10, 3:40, 6:50, 9:30. Sex and the City 12:45, 6:20, 9:15. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 1, 3:45, 6:45, 9:25. The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 12:35, 3:30. Iron Man 6:40, 9:20.

friday 27 — monday 30

*WALL-E 12:15, 1:10, 2:40, 3:40, 5:05, 6:15, 7:30, 8:50. *Wanted 1:20, 4:10, 7, 9:45. Get Smart 12:50, 3:30, 6:35, 9:30. The Love Guru 12:20, 2:30, 4:50, 7:05, 9:10. The Incredible Hulk 1, 4, 6:50, 9:35. The Happening 1:15, 7:20, 9:50. Kung Fu Panda 12:30, 2:50, 3:50, 5, 7:10, 9:20. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan 12:35, 3:10, 6:45, 9:30. Sex and the City 3:20, 9. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 12:40, 6:25. Iron Man 9:40.

Times subject to change. See www. majestic10.com.

MARQUIS THEATER

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26 Get Smart 7. Kung Fu Panda 7.

friday 27 — thursday 3

*WALL-E 12:10 & 2:40 (Sat & Sun), 6:10, 8:40. *Hancock 6 (Wed & Thu), 8:30 (Tue-Thu). Get Smart 12 & 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6 (Fri-Tue), 8:30 (Fri-Mon).

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA College Street, Burlington, 864-3456.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26

Get Smart 1:10, 3:50, 6:55, 9:25. My Blueberry Nights 1:15, 6:45. The Fall 1, 4:10, 8:40. The Happening 1:50, 4:20, 7:15, 9:30. Sex and the City 3:40, 6:30, 9:20. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan 1:20, 3:45, 7, 9:10. Young@ Heart 1:30, 6:40. Then She Found Me 4, 9.

friday 27 — monday 30

*Wanted 1:15, 3:45, 7, 9:20, 11:35 (Fri & Sat). Get Smart 1:10, 3:50, 6:55, 9:25, 11:45 (Fri & Sat). The Happening 1:25, 7:10, 9:30, 11:25 (Fri & Sat). Young@Heart 1:05, 4, 6:45. The Fall 1, 3:40, 6:40, 9:15, 11:40 (Fri & Sat).

Sex and the City 3:30, 6:30, 9:10. Then She Found Me 1:20, 9:05, 11 (Fri & Sat). You Don’t Mess With the Zohan 3:20, midnight (Fri & Sat).

Times subject to change. See www. merrilltheatres.net.

PALACE CINEMA 9

Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26

Get Smart 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 12:45, 2, 4:30, 6:25, 7:05, 9:35. The Love Guru 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 6:55, 9:15. The Incredible Hulk 1:05, 3:45, 6:45, 9:25. Kung Fu Panda 12:35, 2:45, 4:55, 7, 9:10. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 12:55, 3:40, 6:35, 9:20. Iron Man 12:50, 3:30, 8:50. Sex and the City 3:35, 6:30, 9:25. The Happening 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:10, 9:30. You Don’t

Mess With the Zohan 1:10, 3:50, 6:40, 9:05.

friday 27 — monday 30

*WALL-E 12:15, 1:30, 2:35, 3:55, 4:55, 6:15, 7:15, 9:30. *Wanted 1:15, 3:50, 7, 9:35. Kung Fu Panda 12:25, 2:30, 4:40, 6:50, 8:50. The Happening 1:20, 4, 7:05, 9:25. Get Smart 1, 3:35, 6:40, 9:15. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 12:55, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20. Sex and the City 8:30. The Incredible Hulk 1:05, 3:45, 6:45, 9:20. The Love Guru 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 6:55, 9:10.

Times subject to change. See www. palace9.com.

PARAMOUNT TWIN CINEMA

241 North Main Street, Barre, 479-4921.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26

The Love Guru 1:30, 6:30, 9. The Incredible Hulk 1:30, 6:30, 9.

friday 27 — thursday 3

*WALL-E 1:30, 6:30, 9. The Love Guru 1:30, 6:30, 9.

See www.fgbtheaters.com.

THE SAVOY THEATER

Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26

Then She Found Me 6:30, 8:30.

friday 27 — thursday 3

*Before the Rains 1:30 (Sat-Mon), 6:30. Then She Found Me 8:30.

See www.savoytheater.com.

STOWE CINEMA 3 PLEX

Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26

Get Smart 7, 9:10. The Love Guru 7, 9. Kung Fu Panda 7. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 9.

friday 27 — thursday 3

*WALL-E 2:30 & 4:35 (Sat & Sun), 6:45, 8:45. *Hancock 7 & 9:10 (Tue-Thu). Get Smart 2:30 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:10. The Love Guru 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 7 & 9 (Fri-Mon).

SUNSET DRIVE-IN

Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 862-1800.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26

Get Smart & Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull The Love Guru & You Don’t Mess With the Zohan Kung Fu Panda & The Incredible Hulk The Happening & The Strangers

friday 27 — monday 30

*WALL-E & Get Smart. *Wanted & The Strangers The Love Guru & The Incredible Hulk Get Smart & Kung Fu Panda

First show starts at dusk. See www. sunsetdrivein.com.

WELDEN THEATER

104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26

Get Smart 2, 7, 9. The Incredible Hulk 2, 4, 7, 9. Kung Fu Panda 2, 4, 7. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 4, 9.

friday 27 — monday 30 *WALL-E 2, 4, 7, 9. *Wanted 4, 7, 9. Kung Fu Panda 2, 4. Get Smart 2,

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Pollinate This

Bees team up with elderberries to make a drink that cures

BY ALICE LEVITT

When the thickets burst with summer fruit, we ﬁll our fridges with raspberries and blackberries, but fresh elderberries are hard to ﬁnd in markets. Maybe it’s because it takes a basketful of the small, inky things to yield, say, a respectable batch of elderberry pancakes. Or maybe it’s because some varieties of the fruit are toxic before they ripen.

In Europe, you can drink elderberry brandy and even elderﬂower-ﬂavored

risburgh, wants Americans to experience the beneﬁts of elderberries, too. He points to evidence that the old wives’ tale about the power of sambucus (the umbrella name for plants in the elder family) may be true.

“Elderberry has the antiviral agents that chemical medicines do not have to get the virus in the common cold,” Hardie says.

“You can’t buy chemical medicines at the pharmacy that are eﬀective against the common cold, unless you can get elderberry. It’s very potent.”

As his company’s name indicates, Hardie’s main business is bees, but bees

You can’t buy chemical medicines at the pharmacy that are effective against the common cold, unless you can get elderberry. It’s very potent.

TODD HARDIE

Fanta. According to Michael Howard’s book Traditional Folk Remedies, eastern Europeans gave the elder tree a sacred status, believing it could keep witches at bay. Anyone who had to destroy one ﬁrst recited a prayer to the tree’s spirit, known as the Elder Mother. A similar tradition in Denmark inspired Hans Christian Andersen’s story “ e Elder-Tree Mother,” which details a cold-stricken boy’s voyage to healing in “the warm countries” through the magic of his mother’s hot elder tea.

Todd Hardie, of Honey Gardens in Fer-

need plants to pollinate, and crops such as elderberries ﬁt the bill. He relates the growth of his apiary in slow cadences that recall the soothing tones of an undertaker but warm up, as he grows comfortable with his interlocutor, to something like a patient paternal ﬁgure. Founded 43 years ago, Honey Gardens grew from a hobby to a business when Hardie began to sell raw honey as a homegrown health aid. Health nuts who embraced raw foods in general touted Pooh Bear’s favorite as a cure-all, and Hardie is its number-one proponent. “You can use

raw honey on wounds,” he says. “More and more people and hospitals are using raw honey.” As long as it’s kept below 120 degrees Fahrenheit — unlike the processed, ﬁltered product in most stores — honey is a natural antiseptic. “It takes the air out of the wounds and brings to it a wealth of healing properties,” Hardie says.

Elderberries came into the beekeeper’s life when Greensboro orchardist Lewis Hill encouraged him to make a syrup combining the curative qualities of honey and the fruit. Hardie had begun to see sugar-sweetened elderberry syrups, such as the Israeli

TODD AND CHARLOTTE HARDIE

Authetic Asian Cuisine

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Grocery

CHARLOTTE GETS A TASTE OF TASTE

SMALL DISHES

• Sesame Noodle Nest

• Dou Hua Spicy Bean Curd

• Shredded Chicken (choice of sauce: sesame, white BBQ, layu)

DUMPLINGS

• Potsticker Style

(Pan fried or steamed dumplings) pork or vegetable

• Vegetable Dumplings in chili oil

• Steamed Meat Bun

NOODLES

The Sirloin Saloon and Dakota Steak House mini-chain, with six remaining locations, is owned by Paragon Steakhouse Restaurants, Inc., of Boise, Idaho, a subsidiary of Steakhouse Partners, Inc., which ﬁled for bankruptcy on May 15.

• Copper Well Noodles (with shrimp, Chinese greens)

• Wok Tossed Lo Mein (with roasted pork, chicken, tofu or seafood)

• Hong Kong Noodles & Yu Choy (with roasted pork, chicken, tofu, shrimp or roast duck)

• Chow Fun: Fresh wide rice noodle (with roasted pork, chicken, tofu or seafood)

RICE PLATES

Choice of dishes with

Nightly from 5PM Reservations Recommended 133 Bank Street,

A TASTE F THE PLANET

The old post ofﬁce on Ferry Road in Charlotte used to house the Flying Pig Bookstore, until that business moved to bigger digs in Shelburne. Two years went by, and last Tuesday the building reopened as the Little Garden Market. Now, if you ﬁnd a piggy on the premises, it won’t be on the wing: Instead, its ribs may be braised and smothered in maple blackberry barbecue sauce and its chops marinated and ready for the grill.

Owner Rick Benson is on the job. Although the market’s makeover is still in progress — pantry staples, miniature Bundt cakes, house-smoked scallops and racks of artisan breads are soon to come — the chef-owner of Burlington’s Taste restaurant

Perhaps that’s why the corporate bigwigs haven’t been too forthcoming with info about the shutdown. “We got pretty short notice,” Ovitt laments. “The general manager and I are trying to get the staff placed and make sure everybody’s got a job.” A call to the PSR, Inc., headquarters was not returned.

Have a hankering for a slice of the Saloon’s “fresh-baked, whole-grain ‘bison bread’” or an over-the-top “steakhouse feast” combo — with sirloin steak, crab-stuffed shrimp and ﬁre-grilled chicken? Ovitt says the Sirloin Saloons in Rutland and Manchester are “still going strong.” Hmmm.

Vino Venture

HALVORSON’S EXPANDS INTO THE WINE BUSINESS

Licensing is still in the works, but Kristin and Tim Halvorson of Halvorson’s Upstreet Café and Marinell Newton plan to open a wine store on Upper Church Street, in the space that used to house North Country Books. No corks will be popped until the City of Burlington and State of Vermont shell out the permits, of course. Meanwhile, Tim says he expects the business to occupy only a portion of the available space. “There are neat little nooks that lend themselves to displaying and storing wine,” he enthuses about the subterranean spot. “We hope to generate most of the business online to begin with, and have very limited retail hours.” By fall, though, he plans to be going “full speed.”

Market Forces

IN BURLINGTON, YEARROUND RUTABAGA

APPETIZERS

Montpelier, Brattleboro and tiny Chelsea beat the Queen City to the punch, but starting this winter, B-Town will ﬁnally have a year-round Farmers’ Market.

Roasted Garlic Hummus With bell peppers and blue corn strips

Mussels Sautéed in garlic and white wine, ﬁnished with fresh basil

LIGHT ENTREES

is already hard at work scooping up marinated mushrooms and potato salad for customers and hand-cutting Wood Creek Farm steaks. “We’re doing restaurant-quality prepared foods to go, lots of goodies,” Benson explains. Since the new store doesn’t have its own kitchen, all of the food is prepared at Taste and delivered to Charlotte.

Featuring meats, cheeses, baked goods, pickles and preserves, and hearty winter vegetables, it’ll happen monthly from November through April at Memorial Auditorium. The ﬁrst market is Saturday, November 22, the weekend before Thanksgiving, and locals can purchase their provender on the third Saturday of each month thereafter.

ENTREES

Marinated Portabella Sandwich Served on sundried tomato focaccia with basil pesto and fresh mozzarella. Accompanied by a spinach-roasted red pepper salad, in a balsamic vinaigrette

Thai Peanut Noodles Fresh garden vegetables and linguini tossed in a spicy peanut sauce

Even though the LGM didn’t have a sign for the first few days, an “Open” flag did the trick: “Seventy people stopped by in the first five hours,” Benson recalls, “mostly locals.” Not all of them took home edibles, but a bunch “just came in to say thank you. I’ve heard that 100 times already in the first few days. It’s kind of humbling.” Move over, Old Brick Store.

The Floating Chef

JEFF EGAN GETS HIS LAKE LEGS ON THE MOONLIGHT LADY

Vegetable Risotto Portobello, shiitake and oyster mushrooms sautéed with asparagus and seasonal vegetables, served in a seasoned acorn squash

Grilled Salmon Atlantic salmon served in a light & tangy barbecue sauce, mashed potatoes and garlic sautéed green beans

A quick peek around the property shows that there’s currently no garden, but one is planned for next year. “We have one off of the Spear Street Extension now,” Benson dishes. What are they growing? Lots of herbs, edible ﬂowers and 10 kinds of heirloom tomatoes. “It’s great to support the local farmers, but I love to grow my own.”

For now, the LGM is open from 10 to 6, but in a few days, when he’s got new staffers to help out, Benson plans to stay open from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m.

Until recently, Jeff Egan had his head in the clouds as the head chef at the Cliff House Restaurant, which is perched on the slope of Mount Mansﬁeld and accessible by gondola. Now he’s falling to Earth as the new executive chef for Vermont Discovery Cruises. Egan will put his talents to use in a tiny kitchen on the company’s yacht, the Moonlight Lady, which set sail on its ﬁrst luxury tour of Lake Champlain last weekend.

Honey Sage Statler Free-range chicken, roasted with parmesan, accompanied by mashed potatoes and garlic sautéed green beans

What’s new at Taste? Mead. This Thursday at 7, the resto will sample the honeyed beverage from Honey Gardens in Ferrisburgh. It’ll be paired with jazz music by Will Andrews and his ensemble.

Not-So-Happy Trails

SIRLOIN SALOON CLOSES ITS DOORS

VDC spokesperson Marie Lathey is enthusiastic about the partnership: “We put an ad out there and we got a huge response,” she says. “Of course, when I saw Jeff’s resume, I recognized his name instantly. We got together and found that the combination of what we’re doing and what he’s been doing for a long time melds perfectly.

So long, pardner! Shelburne’s Sirloin Saloon packed up its “garden-fresh” salad bar and sizzling steaks for the ﬁnal time last Sunday, manager Courtney Ovitt conﬁrmed.

“It was a decision not made by anyone in this building,” she explains. “We don’t know what’s happening with the land or with the property.”

“We recognized from the very beginning that food would be the highlight of our cruises . . . and would make our cruise extra-special,” Lathey explains. Part of the deal is that no two groups will ever eat the same dishes. Chef Egan will tailor each menu to the participants’ likes, dislikes and allergies. “That’s part of the fun of it,” says Egan. “I can look at guests’ needs and try to be ﬂexible, and it won’t get boring for me.” Another thing that will keep him interested is deﬁning “localvore” on the lake. “We’re really going to strive to focus on

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RICK BENSON

pollinate this

product Sambucol, at healthfood stores. He saw a potential demand, but wanted to go one better. “We were inspired by that product 10 years ago,” he says, “and we wanted to do something in Vermont and not have sugar in it. It [his version] had Vermont honey in it, so we were able to make something that was a much higher quality and connect with regional farmers.”

According to Hardie, land development and environmental factors have drastically reduced the number of elderberries in the state. When crops dried up, he looked north for providers. Just 15 minutes across the border, in Lacolle, Québec, Hardy came across the 17.5-acre organic elderberry orchard belonging to Sylvain Mercier and Jacinthe Desmarais. e kind couple hosts an annual international elderberry festival on their farm, where growers and medical practitioners can trade knowledge. Hardie lauds their eﬀorts: “ e growing of elderberries is important to the small farms of this region. If more people are sensitized to the beneﬁts and good taste of elderberries, it will bring this new crop to greater

awareness and give growers another opportunity.”

As Hardie and his 19-yearold daughter Charlotte lead a reporter through the family’s own small orchard, bees stay on his mind. He winks at the photographer, saying, “I know why you can appreciate bees — ’cause you’re so sweet.” He isn’t above a Jerry Seinfeld-esque pun, pointing out that in the synergy of elder-plant pollination and honey farming, “We just let them ‘bee’ natural. I know it sounds canned,” he protests, when the wordplay draws a grimace, “but it just comes out.”

He’s quick to point out that today, June 20, is a special one for the hives’ inhabitants. “ is is the summer solstice. is is a really sacred time for the bees because it’s the longest day. e queen will lay the most eggs today, up to 3000.” ere’s a queen in each hive, and Hardie has six of them, so at any given time the apiary is home to 35,000 to 50,000 bees.

Grouped close together, the 6-foot elder trees resemble a snowy miniature forest, with delicate ﬂowers like Queen Anne’s Lace. ese blooms last for just a week, Hardie notes in passing. In recent years, he says,

contemporary New England cuisine . . . from this watershed and the surrounding ones. I’m educating myself about New York products and Québecois foods,” he says.

Occupying his own cabin on the boat, Egan will prepare three meals a day. He’s also considered a crew member, and has been trained in water safety. “It’s a very different lifestyle,” he admits. “It’s a fun, intense way to spend the summer and fall.”

At the Cliff House, Egan’s former sous-chef, Matthew Reeve, has been promoted to head chef. “I would simply say that having Matt as my sous chef for the last year put me in a position where I was comfortable leaving the Cliff House,” Egan says. “He and [manager] Brian Clark work really well together. It gave me the freedom to move on knowing that my coworkers and customers would be well taken care of.”

Crumbs

LEFTOVER FOOD NEWS

Did Fast Food Nation change the way you think about burgers and fries? The book’s author, activist Eric Schlosser, joins Senator Bernie Sanders in Burlington this Saturday for a “town meeting on the politics of food.” The topic: “From Fast Food Nation to Sustainable Agriculture.” The writer and the politician met recently during a successful effort to improve wages for exploited tomato pickers in Florida.

According to Sanders’ website, the event, which begins at 10:30 a.m. in Burlington City Hall Auditorium, will be a “very interesting discussion on the future of agriculture in Vermont and the U.S.”

One of its focal points will be “maintaining a sense of optimism . . . not to be overwhelmed by the problems we still face,” Schlosser explains. But at the same time, “not getting complacent about support for sustainable agriculture, but pushing it to the next level.” Of particular concern to Schlosser is the growing disparity between the

he has become a practitioner of apitherapy, or bee-venom therapy. Standing with Charlotte amid a massive cloud of bees, Hardie maintains, “Most of the time when people get stung, it’s by an aggressive cousin, a hornet or a wasp. Bees are very gentle, but if you put them on someone and hold them there, they will sting the person. e bees also go to where they are divinely guided. It’s divine orchestration.”

Hardie says he has ﬁrsthand knowledge of the phenomenon: “Our daughter Meriwether had bad knees from a sledding accident, and she continued to play ice hockey. So we would go out with the bees, and she’d get stung 24 times and 20 would be on the knees where she needed help, and that happened over and over again. She would always get stung on the knees when she went out with the bees, and her knees are now healed.”

“Beekeepers do not get cancer,” Hardie goes on. “ e immune system is supported and stimulated. It’s a real gift to receive this venom from the bees that they so freely give to us.” He claims to have cured condi-

diets of rich and poor people, as well as the plight of migrant workers.

After the talk, look for strawberry shortcake, but no Cool Whip. . .

For more on Schlosser, check out the food section in next week’s edition of Seven Days

At the Vermont Fresh Network’s ﬁrst “Farmers’ Dinner” of the season, Michael and Laura Kloeti of Michael’s on the Hill dished up a ﬁve-course meal that included chilled ramp soup with smoked trout, a Winding Brook Farm lamb chop and merguez sausage on a bed of whipped chickpeas and kale, and a sweet ’n’ sour strawberry-rhubarb Berliner. (That’s the pastry that famously tripped up JFK into referring to himself as a German confection when he was trying to identify with the local citizenry.)

The series of dinners, which is open to the public and continues this Saturday at the Cliff House in Stowe, showcases some of Vermont’s best chefs cooking with meat and produce from local farms, and it gives farmers a chance to meet their biggest foodie fans.

To kick off the evening, Michael Kloeti mentioned that working with farmers has always made more sense to him than buying items through distributors. “I like to run my own politics, and I don’t like to be told what to do,”

Kloeti explained. He also appreciates the foragers who bring woodland goodies right to his door, but that doesn’t prevent him from scouring for his own products on occasion. “The ramps were foraged by me, my kids and my cooks,” he conﬁded. “I won’t tell you where, or else you’ll go there.”

Kloeti summed up the experience of partnering with local farmers and artisans thus: “It makes my heart jump.” The attendees felt the same way about the meal, which garnered the chef and the farmers a big round of applause.

SUZANNE PODHAIZER

< food > Taste Test: Doria’s

BY SUZANNE PODHAIZER

migo’s Cantina in Middlebury was a Tex-Mex standard for 20 years, so when the taco joint closed this spring and the building re-emerged as an Italian restaurant with a striking red and black façade, people took notice. e new eatery, Doria’s, opened on May 1 and threw its grand opening celebration earlier this month.

cally the soup, sauce, meatballs and lasagna. e head chef who supervises the preparation of those soups and sauces is Jim and Sharon’s son, a New England Culinary Institute grad who previously worked at Tully & Marie’s.

that usually accompany a chef’s laborious eﬀorts to source foods locally. When asked, our server comfortably divulged that all the salad dressings were bottled save the “Italian” variety. e Key lime pie, tiramisu and cannoli shells aren’t made on the premises, either.

With all that in mind, I was looking forward to fare with a little extra flair and a madefrom-scratch, localvore ethos. What I found were solid but predictable Southern Italian and Italian-American dishes served up by cheery young staffers. Two old Amigo’s faves — buffalo wings and margaritas — survived the transition.

Speaking with Seven Days back in April, Jim Doria, a career chef who owns the eatery with his wife Sharon, promised to put “emphasis on the use of Vermont and locally grown products.” He talked up the homemade angle: “Everything will be fresh,” he enthused, mentioning speciﬁ-

ough Doria’s salads and entrées may well harbor some Vermont products, the menu lacks the doting descriptions of artisan products and area farms

While I’m always willing to shell out top dollar for scrumptious food — especially when it’s produced sustainably and by hand — I found the prices at Doria’s surprisingly high. ey’re comparable to what you’d pay at Junior’s, which gives you way more good food than you can eat, and around double what you’d spend at a casual place such as Papa Frank’s.

Doria’s makes a great ﬁrst impression. e combination of big windows overlooking scenic

PHOTO: M A TTH EW THOR SEN

Middlebury, high tin ceilings with lazy rotating fans, and earthy yellow and red tones on the walls add up to a pleasant ambiance. e small, Italian-centric wine list oﬀered up a crisp Pinot Grigio and warming Chianti that paired well respectively with two different dinners. Beer lovers will ﬁnd a variety of local brews on tap.

You can tell a lot about an Italian restaurant by its minestrone; here, it’s one bowl fits all, for $6. e soup was comforting and homey, with a wide assortment of vegetables and legumes floating in the flavorful broth. e portion, chock-full of chickpeas and macaroni, was big and hearty enough to share.

Despite the recent salmonella scare, my dining companion and I tried an artfully presented tomato, basil and mozzarella tower layered with olive tapenade ($8.25), which was as good as it could be, given that just-picked tomatoes aren’t yet an option. My only gripe was that the generous smears of full-ﬂavored olive paste overpowered the delicate ﬂavor of the mozzarella.

Two seafood apps proved to be worth the soldi. An order of calamari ($7.75), served on a bed of greens, was light and crisp with no visible oil. e squid came with a spicy marinara, but I also requested a dish of pesto aioli dipping sauce, swiped from a crabcake appetizer. e pale green, garlicky mayo proved a better match than the hot, tomato-based sauce: Like the tapenade paired with the tomato insalata, the latter was just a tad too much. e aioli also shone when drizzled on the sweet ’n’ tender, wellseasoned crabcake made with lump crabmeat and sweet peppers ($8.75).

Side salads come with every entrée at Doria’s. A small Caesar was heavy on the dressing, but boasted freshtasting lettuce and crunchy croutons. On my ﬁrst visit, the Italian “house” salad was topped with roasted red pepper strips, plump kalamata olives and a pepperoncini; on the second one, the olives were missing and I had to pick out a few mesclun bits that were black and slimy. ree and a half racquetball-sized meatballs formed the best part of the classic marinara and spaghetti combo ($13.95). e spheres

were browned on the outside and tender within, with good, garlicky ﬂavor. e rich, red sauce needed pepper and rock salt from the McCormick dispensers on the table. I mopped up some of the excess sauce with a slice of warm herbed bread spread with softened, whipped butter. When I came with my husband, our bread basket had four slices. When my guest was another woman, we received only two. Sexism or inconsistency?

A heaping helping of orange tortellini ($13.95) came drenched in Alfredo, gussied up with diced tomato, spinach and ’shrooms. My favorite pasta oﬀering, an enjoyable “seafood fra diavlo” with a spicy, tomato-based sauce ($19.95), was served over al dente fettuccine and topped with a generous portion of mussels, clams, shrimp and plump, perfectly cooked scallops.

Tangy “chicken picatta” ($17.95), which also appeared on a bed of fettuccine, was a tad too lemony, but its liberal sprinkling of capers, red onion bits and verdant, chopped herbs provided textural interest and bite. e poultry pieces were a trio of plump, pale pillows — in contrast to other versions I’ve tried, where the breast slices were pounded thin with a mallet, dredged in ﬂour and browned on each side.

Every one of the pasta dishes would have beneﬁted from smaller dollops of thicker sauces. We left pools of it behind.

e desserts aren’t homemade at the restaurant, aside from the crisp cannoli — which, according to a staffer, consist of Doria’s yummy filling piped into store-bought shells. A slice of flabby Key lime pie lacked lime flavor and came drizzled with some sort of nondescript, fruity pink syrup. e tiramisu was soft, sugar-coated cake fingers topped with pastry cream and chocolate shavings, with no pungent coffee or booze flavors in evidence.

Everyone looks for something diﬀerent in a restaurant. Local families will ﬁnd plenty to like about comfortable, kid-friendly Doria’s. As for me, I’ll make the drive again if I learn that the restaurant is working to connect with local farmers and use Vermont’s summer bounty. A few homemade desserts wouldn’t hurt, either.

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tions from multiple sclerosis to three cases of tendonitis — the latter suﬀerers recovered after a single sting. All of these treatments are free of charge, what Hardie calls “a gift from the land.”

Besides honey, propolis — the natural spackle that bees make from the bark of pine and poplar trees to protect their homes — also has curative mojo. Its resin is rumored to be the source of a Stradivarius’ sweet sound, and recent scientiﬁc papers have linked it to antiviral, antifungal and antibacterial eﬀects. Honey Gardens includes propolis in many of its products, including a topical salve, a natural alternative to Neosporin.

Right now, the bees are enjoying their working solstice in the elderberry ﬂowers. But Hardie’s berries and his bees come together a second time when he creates ﬂavored meads. Mead is wine made from fermented honey, and, as Hardie points out, “Good wine is very healthful, especially black-currant and elderberry wine. ey both have lots of vitamin C.”

Hardie takes his visitors to Honey Gardens’ meadmaking headquarters, a space shared with Shelburne Vineyards. Mead master Jake Feldman has prepared a tasting of 15 different meads, only one of which — with some likely tweaks — will become a Honey Gardens product. e meads vary in their ratio of elderberry to honey in the mix, as well as levels of naturally added acidity. For this reporter, the highlight of the tasting — which also features Lake Champlain chocolates, cherries and 2-year-old Shelburne Farms cheese — is the elderflower wine, profoundly floral, but with a pleasant, buttery note. Hardie says that he wants his “to be the country’s best elderberry wine.” Andrew Wolf, chief of plant medicine at Honey Gardens, raises his eyebrows at that: “I don’t think anyone is putting up much of a fight. It’s kind of no contest.” Yes, it may be a while before elderberry-flavored cordials and soft drinks hit U.S. supermarket shelves. ( ough anyone who doubts they could should consider the meteoric rise of the pomegranate, based on savvy marketing of the fruit’s antioxidants.) For now, Hardie’s brews are due for months of careful testing before a formula is chosen at the time of the elderberry harvest in September. When he releases his new wine to the public, the bee man will once again prove that good health can be pretty sweet.

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Still Walkin’ the Line

Revered Vermont rockabilly stalwarts Starline Rhythm Boys celebrate 10 years of honky-tonkin’

BY DAN BOLLES

Few Vermont acts, save perhaps Grace Potter & e Nocturnals or various members of Phish, could compete with a Junior Brown show and outdraw him. But last April, Starline Rhythm Boys did just that, pulling in some 800 people for a beneﬁt at the Sheraton Hotel in South Burlington, while just down the street at Higher Ground, the legendary slide guitarist played a woefully under-attended show. “We were wondering if [Brown] was going to hurt our draw, so we looked into it and found out he had about 60 people,” says SRB stand-up bass player and chief songwriter Billy Bratcher. “I guess he didn’t, really.”

In fairness, the cause — the Cancer Patient Support Program — likely tipped the scales in Starline’s favor that night. Even so, the rockabilly trio is just about the safest draw in the state, averaging more than 150 shows a year, most

of them around Vermont.

If that number seems absurdly high, it is. Just ask any struggling local band; most count themselves lucky to score a couple of gigs a month. But Starline Rhythm Boys are a throwback to a bygone era, both in their aesthetic — vintage and original tunes in a Bakersfield honky-tonk/cool-cat rockabilly/ high lonesome country vein, with sharp outfits to match — and their tireless work ethic. “ e Benefit Band,” as a certain local scribe once dubbed them, rarely turns down a chance to ply its trade.

Indeed, Bratcher, 45, acoustic guitarist-vocalist Danny Coane, 60, and lead guitarist-vocalist “Big Al” Lemery, 55, have become Vermont institutions precisely by taking any gig that comes their way. And they are beloved by music fans of all persuasions. ey are just as comfortable rocking a roadhouse such as Charlie O’s in Montpelier

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GET WELL, DARYL

Two weeks ago, longtime Burlington resident Daryl Rabidoux was seriously injured in a car accident in his adopted home state of Rhode Island. He was released from the ICU on Saturday, June 15, but is still hospitalized with a litany of injuries, including two punctured lungs, several broken ribs, a torn liver, fractured sternum and head trauma.

From his early work with locally legendary metal outﬁt Rocketsled in the 1990s — with former Seven Days music editor Casey Rae-Hunter on vocals — to his more recent tenure with late Burlington progrockers Cancer Conspiracy, Rabidoux has been a ﬁxture in the Vermont music scene for more than a decade.

BY DAN BOLLES

242 POTPOURRI

But the snappy sideburned guitarist’s reach extends well beyond his own musical forays. As the man behind the scenes at 242 Main, he was responsible for giving legions of local and regional bands their start on the beloved basement club’s stage — including a couple of my own early endeavors, truth be told. As the co-founder and recording engineer of Strangeways Recording, Rabidoux offered local artists the opportunity to record high-quality albums on the cheap, often putting in hours of overtime to get projects done right and on time at no additional cost. His devotion to our little scene made it possible for bands such as Cccome?, The Breaking In, Zac Clark and a host of others to afford to release some truly excellent records for our collective listening pleasure. Rabidoux has since moved the studio to Providence, but his impact is still felt strongly in the Queen City.

Like far too many U.S. citizens and a startling number of independent musicians, Rabidoux is without health insurance. Though there is hope that he’ll be released later this week, he has racked up staggering medical expenses during his two-week hospital stay and will likely incur further costs as he rehabs from his numerous injuries. To help defray some of the ﬁnancial burden, Strangeways co-founder Mike Poorman has set up a PayPal account on the studio’s MySpace page and, as of this printing, has collected more than $2500 in donations. While the outpouring of support in Burlington, Providence and beyond has been phenomenal, $2500 is but a drop in the bucket. Visit www. myspace.com/strangewaysrecording to lend a hand. Several beneﬁt shows are in the works in Providence, Boston and Burlington. As details emerge, I’ll keep you posted.

In the meantime, I’d like to wish Daryl a speedy recovery and thank him on behalf of all of the folks he’s touched with his yeoman’s efforts in Burlington over the years. Get well soon, man.

Got music news? Email Dan Bolles: dan@sevendaysvt.com 7D.blogs.com/solidstate for more music news & views.

Speaking of 242 Main, the underground heavy-music breeding pool has a trio of shows this week that would likely do Daryl Rabidoux proud. First up is a Friday-night metal throwback throwdown with local “chaps” Amadis, Rut-Vegas rock revivalists Last Train Rollin’ and Queen City hardcore newbies Slurred Speech. Leather is recommended.

Sunday, the basement bastion of bad-assery will be skankin’ like it’s 1997 with New Brunswick ska-punk ensemble The Wafﬂe Stompers who bear a striking resemblance to early Reel Big Fish, only they’re, you know, Canadian. Burlington’s fourth-wave torchbearers Husbands AKA open the show. Dust off your bomber jackets and checkered suspenders.

Lastly, Wednesday, July 2, will see Lincoln, Nebraska’s outﬁt Ghost Towns make a B-Town stop on their lengthy national tour. In perhaps the greatest bit of self-promo jargon I’ve ever read — and I’ve read a lot — the Cornhusker quintet claims, “We literally have no talent.” Leave it to the punks for some honesty in marketing. Fargo punkers Gumbi and Motor City punk-crunk — really? — duo Best Friends! open the show.

RETURN OF THE MACK

Blues prodigy Seth Yacovone is set to release his first album in more than five years and his first true “solo” project. If the cavalcade of stars lending their chops to the cause is any indication, it has all the makings of a classic.

Recorded at Charles Eller Studios in Charlotte, Land of Split Decision features a sampling of the area’s most accomplished musicians, including Eller, pedal steel/banjo guru Gordon Stone Trey Anastasio Band trombonist Andrew Moroz, bassist extraordinaire Rob Morse and skins-man-abouttown Steve Hadeka, among many others. That entire crew, plus a cadre of topnotch hired guns — 11 members, all totaled — will join the burly bluesman this Friday at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge for a one-time-only CD release performance under the moniker The Land of Split Decision Revue

Those familiar with Yacovone solely through his long-running Friday evening solo acoustic residency at Nectar’s might not be aware that he’s been considered one of the top blues guitarists in the area for more than a decade — or, since he was, like, 15 years old. Any chance to see the dude plugged in and unleashed is not to be missed.

PIER PRESSURE

If Al Pacino’s legendary Scarface character Tony Montana was a) not ﬁctional and b) going to throw a party in Burlington, I’m guessing he’d a) hook up with local party mavens Lotus Entertainment and b) throw down on a boat. Though Montana exists only in celluloid and on cheesy T-shirts from Spencer’s Gifts, his maverick spirit and taste for the good life is very real — indeed, living on in the hearts and minds of anyone who loves to get messed up and shoot stuff. And who doesn’t, really?

This Friday, with the help of DJs A-Dog Fattie B and J2, the boys from Lotus are commandeering the stately Spirit of Ethan Allen III to host “The World Is Yours: A Scarface Themed Party.” The idea is pretty simple: Dress to the nines and party like a 1980s drug kingpin on a boat — minus the nose candy, of course. There is a pre-party at Rasputin’s providing free shuttle service to the boat, which departs promptly at 10 p.m. Oh, and leave your “little friends” at home. Tickets are available at lotusentertainment.blogspot.com or at Steez Clothing on Church Street in Burlington.

JUNKYARD DOGS

Those who aren’t cool or resourceful enough ﬁnd Tick Tick’s supersecret Ramona Cordova Francois Virot and Crinkles show this Wednesday, June 25, should seek refuge at The Monkey House — which, as the only music bar in Winooski, is very easy to ﬁnd — cuz there’s a gloriously strange show a-brewin’. Boston-based trio Neptune simply defy categorization — even for those of us who are paid to categorize music. But here’s the gist: three guys, instruments made of scrap metal and spare parts, hard rawkin’. Think of it as art rock by way of high school metal shop. Pitchfork digs ’em, so I bet you will, too. Then again, Pitchfork also inexplicably digs vanilla indie bloodsuckers (emphasis on suck) Vampire Weekend, so what do I know?

Moving on, Minneapolis “neo-wave” trio Gay Beast opens the show. The band was founded with the intention of making “queer-political music more ambitious in arrangement.” Apparently, that means fusing spastic Devo riffs with the sonic shenanigans of Captain Beefheart. Whatever it is, I like it . . . I think. At the very least, I think this means that Indigo Girls are no longer the standard bearers for queer-politics in music. A guy can dream, right?

DARYL RABIDOUX

SETH YACOVONE

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WED.25

:: burlington area

1/2 LOUNGE: DJ A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Old Dirty Bastard’s Brooklyn Zu, Topher Mohr, Nysis (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $25. AA.

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE

LOUNGE: Northern Exposure with Elephantbear, Shameless Strangers, Out the Hasse (rock), 8:30 p.m., $5. AA.

JP’S PUB: Reggae Night with Double J & Doobie (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

LEUNIG’S: Paul Asbell & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Open Irish Session (Irish), 7 p.m., Free.

THE MONKEY HOUSE: Neptune, Gay Beast (experimental), 9 p.m., $5.

NECTAR’S: Dreamosaic, State Your Mind (rock, funk), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

NIGHTCRAWLERS: Leno & Young (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions (Irish), 9 p.m., Free.

RASPUTIN’S: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (DJ), 10 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: Gordon Stone Trio (bluegrass), 8 p.m., Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

:: central

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Maddub (electro-reggae), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

PURPLE MOON PUB: Jones, Calabres ad. Hock (acoustic-rock), 7:30 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley

ON THE RISE BAKERY: Open Bluegrass Session (bluegrass), 7 p.m., Free.

:: northern

BEE’S KNEES: Fred Brauer (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Free.

:: regional

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Beyond Guitar Hero, 8 p.m., Free.

THU.26

:: burlington area

1/2 LOUNGE: Ben & Marie (indie-folk), 10 p.m., Free.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Bob Stannard & Friends (blues), 7 p.m., Free.

FRANNY O S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

HALVORSON’S UPSTREET CAFÉ: Friends of Joe with Joe Moore & Bill Darrow (blues), 8 p.m., Free.

HOOTERS: Hooters Karaoke Extravaganza, 7:30 p.m., Free.

LEUNIG’S: Ellen Powell & Friends (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: WCLX Blues Night with Jive Attic (blues), 7 p.m., Free.

THE MONKEY HOUSE: Snake Mountain Moonshiners, The Medicinals with Chris Bramley (bluegrass), 9 p.m., $5.

NECTAR’S: Top Hat Trivia, 7:30 p.m., Free. The Gordon Stone Band (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

NIGHTCRAWLERS: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Jazz Sessions (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Shane Hardiman Group (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Anthony Santor Trio (jazz), 11 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: Joe Henly Band (rock), 8 p.m., Free. A-Dog Presents (hiphop), 10 p.m., Free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: Twiddle (jam), 10 p.m., Free.

SECOND FLOOR: Wildout! (DJ), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

SKINNY PANCAKE: Hollywood Farm (jam), 9 p.m., $5-10 donation. :: central

BLACK DOOR BAR & BISTRO: Estrellas Romanticas (Latin), 8 p.m., $3-5.

CHARLIE O’S: Damn Yankee String Band (Americana), 10 p.m., Free.

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Mansions (alt-rock), 8 p.m., Donations. 930 Moon (experimental), 9 p.m., Donations.

STONECUTTERS BREWHOUSE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., Free. :: champlain valley

ON THE RISE BAKERY: Gabe Jarrett & Friends (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: The Goshen Ramblers (roots), 10 p.m., Free.

:: northern

BEE’S KNEES: Stacy Starkweather & Bob Hill (rock), 7:30 p.m., Free.

ELEMENTS FOOD & SPIRITS: Elements Summer Jazz Series (jazz), 6:30 p.m., Free.

THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Open Mike with Jeff from Conscious Roots, 9 p.m., Free.

OLDE YANKEE RESTAURANT: Tim Foley (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

PIECASSO: The Eames Brothers (blues), 9 p.m., Free.

VILLAGE TAVERN AT SMUGGLERS’ NOTCH INN: Party On the Patio with Katie & Chris (acoustic-rock), 7 p.m., Free.

THE TAMARACK GRILL AT BURKE MOUNTAIN: Stephen Kenary (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Free. :: regional

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Open Mike with Mike Pederson, 9 p.m., Free. Naked Thursdays with 95 TripleX (DJ), 10 p.m., Free. Wall of Sin, Elephantbear (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

TABU CAFÉ AND NIGHTCLUB: Karaoke Night with Sassy Entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

$10 • 8:30 doors, 9 pm showtime • Indie Pop

earthiness of Shawn Colvin, the child-like bite of Joanna Newsome, and the urban jumpiness of Ani DiFranco… These elements, as disparate as they might seem, come together as nicely as cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg…”– All Music Guide

THUR JULY 3RD

7:30 pm • Singer/Songwriter

“…Herscovitch now is a matter of course what Baez was then on her best day…it is more than folk.” – Folk and

$12

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STAR

POWER :: Seattle Americana outﬁt The

Starlings have quietly built a reputation as an authentic and innovative roots-country act. Led by the sterling songwriting of lead vocalist Joy Mills, the quintet has wowed critics and alt-country aﬁcionados alike with earthy, harmony-driven tunes steeped in the traditions of the genre. Their latest album, Marveling the While, is easily the group’s magnum opus, drawing rave reviews from sea to shining sea. Catch them this Saturday at The Skinny Pancake in Burlington.

FRI.27

:: burlington area

242 MAIN: Amadis, Last Train Rollin (metal), 7 p.m., $7. AA.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke with Steve 9 p.m., Free.

BANANA WINDS CAFÉ & PUB: The Metros (rock), 7:30 p.m., Free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ: Blues For Breakfast (Grateful Dead tribute), 6 p.m., Free.

CHAMPLAIN LANES FAMILY FUN

CENTER: U Be The Star Karaoke with Michaellea Longe, 9 p.m., Free.

CLUB METRONOME: Dead Sessions (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., $5.

EAGLES CLUB: Karaoke, 8 p.m., Free.

FRANNY O’S: Big Boots Deville (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

GREEN ROOM: DJ K (funk), 10 p.m., Free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Eurorave 3 with DJ Craig Mitchell (electronica), 9 p.m., $15. 16+.

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Seth Yacovone & The Land of Split Decision Revue (blues), 9:30 p.m., $10/12. AA.

JP’S PUB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: The Hitmen (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

MARRIOTT HARBOR LOUNGE: Tracie & Paul Cassarino, Jeff Wheel (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free.

THE MONKEY HOUSE: Latin Dance Party with DJ Hector (salsa), 10 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

NECTAR’S: Claudia & Damian (acoustic), 5 p.m., Free. Seth Yacovone (blues), 7 p.m., Free. The Starline Rhythm Boys, Abby Jenne & The Enablers (rockabilly), 9 p.m., $5.

NIGHTCRAWLERS: Billy Caldwell (acoustic), 6 p.m., Free. Mansﬁeld Project (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: The Cush (indie-rock), 10 p.m., $5.

Lincoln Inn

RADIO BEAN: Andy Allen Group (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Obakari (World folk), 9 p.m., Free. Uni & Her Ukelele, Tippy Canoe (indie-folk), 10 p.m., Free.

RASPUTIN’S: Top Hat Danceteria (DJ), 10 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: Seven Days Presents Up Your Alley with Colin Clary & a Magog (indie-pop), 6 p.m., Free. Bow Thayer, AKACOD (Americana), 9 p.m., $3. DJ Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: Supersounds DJ, 10 p.m., Free.

SECOND FLOOR: Voodoo with DJ Robbie J. (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $3/10.

SKINNY PANCAKE: Obakari (World folk), 2 p.m., $3-6 donation. Muddy Boots (Irish), 9 p.m., $3-6 donation. :: central

CHARLIE O’S: Left Eye Jump (blues), 10 p.m., Free.

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Happy Hour with Lisa Raatikainen, Noah Hahn & Special Guests (folk), 5 p.m., Donations. Sputnik! (‘80s tribute), 9 p.m., Donations.

LOCALFOLK SMOKEHOUSE: Polyester (‘70s dance party), 9 p.m., $5.

POSITIVE PIE 2: New Nile Orchestra (Afro-funk), 9:30 p.m., $5.

STONECUTTERS BREWHOUSE: Tim Brick & The Wandering Gypsies (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley

CITY LIMITS: City Limits Dance Party (DJ), 9 p.m., Free.

ON THE RISE BAKERY: Dan Silverman (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Happy Hour with The Starlings (alt-country), 5 p.m., Free. Gordon Stone Band (bluegrass), 9 p.m., $3.

:: northern

BAYSIDE PAVILION: Live Music, 9 p.m., Free.

BEE’S KNEES: The Eames Brothers (blues), 7:30 p.m., Free.

Lincoln Inn

BLACK BEAR TAVERN & GRILL: Drop & KuFui (funk), 9:30 p.m., $3-5. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: South Mountain Pass (Americana), 9 p.m., Free.

JD’S PUB: Live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3.

MATTERHORN: Delta Junction (blues), 9 p.m., $5.

RUSTY NAIL: DJ Mic E Luv (DJ), 9 p.m., $5.

:: regional

KRAZY HORSE SALOON: Worst Case Scenario (rock), 10 p.m., Free. MONOPOLE: Shameless Strangers (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

NAKED TURTLE: Moxie (rock), 5 p.m., Free. Glass Onion (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

SAT.28

:: burlington area

1/2 LOUNGE: Kip Meaker (blues), 7 p.m., Free. Stereophonic with DJ Tricky Pat (down-tempo), 10 p.m., Free.

AVENUE BISTRO: Jenni Johnson & Friends (jazz), 8 p.m., Free.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Sturcrazie (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ: Given (rock), 6 p.m., Free.

CLUB METRONOME: Retronome (DJ), 10 p.m., $5.

FRANNY O’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: The Dan Tyminski Band (Americana), 9 p.m., $22/25. AA.

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: GFE, TOPR (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., $10/12. AA.

JP’S PUB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN DOWNSTAIRS: Salsa Night with DJ Raul (salsa), 9 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: House on Fire (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

MARRIOTT HARBOR LOUNGE: Queen City Quartet (jazz), 8 p.m., Free.

THE MONKEY HOUSE: Tick Tick Presents A Stereo Warmup Dance Party (dance), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

NECTAR’S: Andrew Parker-Renga (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Joshua Panda (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Grupo Fantasma (funk), 9 p.m., $5.

NIGHTCRAWLERS: Christine Stone Duo (acoustic), 6 p.m., Free.

PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Red Hot Juba (cosmic Americana), 10 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Starﬁsh H.Q. & Holy Fucking Ghost (indie-rock), 7 p.m., Free. Dale Reynolds (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free. The Midnight Ghost Train (indie-rock), 9 p.m., Free.

RASPUTIN’S: Massive (DJ), 10 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: Lowell Thompson Band (alt-country), 9 p.m., $3. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

RUBEN JAMES: DJ C-Low (DJ), 10 p.m., Free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: Girls, Guns & Glory (country), 10 p.m., Free.

SECOND FLOOR: Déjà Vu Ladies’ Night (DJ), 9 p.m., $3/10.

SKINNY PANCAKE: The Starlings (alt-country), 9 p.m., $3-6. :: central

BLACK DOOR BAR & BISTRO: Terry Diers & The Skinks (soul), 9:30 p.m., $3-5.

CHARLIE O’S: Tim Brick & The Gypsy Highway (country), 10 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley

CITY LIMITS: Dance Party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free.

ON THE RISE BAKERY: Jimmy Branca (blues), 7 p.m., Free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Abby Jenne & The Enablers (Americana), 10 p.m., $3.

:: northern

BEE’S KNEES: Open Mike with Elise & Jay, 7:30 p.m., Free.

THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Conscious Roots (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

MUSIC BOX: Spencer Lewis (folk), 8 p.m., $10. Kids free. AA.

PIECASSO: Karaoke Championship with John Wilson & Danger Dave, 9:30 p.m., Free.

SPRUCE PEAK AT STOWE: Greg Jordan (classical guitar), 12 p.m., Free.

THE TAMARACK GRILL AT BURKE

MOUNTAIN: Anaïs Mitchell (singersongwriter), 9:30 p.m., $10. :: regional

KRAZY HORSE SALOON: Rumble Doll (country), 10 p.m., Free.

MONOPOLE: Forman (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

NAKED TURTLE: Glass Onion (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

TABU CAFÉ AND NIGHTCLUB: All Night

Dance Party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.

SUN.29

:: burlington area

242 MAIN: The Wafﬂe Stompers, Husbands AKA (ska), 7 p.m., $7. AA.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke with Pete, 9 p.m., Free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ: Ko-Ko Nuts Steel Drum Band (calypso), 4 p.m., Free.

CLUB METRONOME: Family Night Open Jam (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

FRANNY O’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Pine St. Jazz with Susan Squier (jazz), 6 p.m., Free.

NECTAR’S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

NIGHTCRAWLERS: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free.

SUN.29 >> 16B

venues411

1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244.

38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072.

Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111.

All Fired Up, 9 Depot Sq., Barre, 479-9303.

The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571.

American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999.

Ariel’s Riverside Café & Pub, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295.

Avenue Bistro, 1127 North Ave., Burlington, 652-9999.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400.

Banana Winds Café & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188.

Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Dr., Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000.

Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166.

Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877.

Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513.

Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361.

Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsﬁeld, 496-8994.

Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428.

Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070.

The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444.

Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283.

Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292.

Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsﬁeld, 496-4781.

Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232.

Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 149 Church St., Burlington, 865-7166.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101.

Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576.

Charlemont Restaurant, 116 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344.

Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4636.

Dobrá Tea, 80 Church Street St., Burlington, 951-2424.

Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124.

Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669.

Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Harbor Lounge at Courtyard Marriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966.

Harper’s Restaurant at Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6363.

Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777.

Hooters, 1705 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 660-8658.

The Hub, Airport Dr., Bristol, 453-3678.

The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626.

Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474. JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-570-8888. La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsﬁeld, 496-5623. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsﬁeld, 496-8910. Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317. Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Mary’s at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044. Middle Earth Music Hall, Barton St., Bradford, 222-4748. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski,

878-4901.

586-7533.

518-566-6200.

Burlington, 658-4771. Nightcrawlers, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067. Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209. Old Lantern, 3620 Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, 518-324-2200. On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108,

524-0357.

775-0570.

864-7917.

518-561-0158.

496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Mill Restaurant at Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse at Living and Learning, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainﬁeld, 454-1246. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777. Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Stonecutters Brewhouse, 14 N. Main St., Barre, 476-6000. Stowe Coffee House, 57B Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189. Stowehof Inn, 434 Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. Tamarack Grill at Burke Mountain, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 654-8008. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Rd., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsﬁeld, 496-8910. Vergenes Opera House, 120 Main St., Vergennes, 802-877-6737. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St.,

862-7469.

TWIDDLE, NATURAL EVOLUTION OF CONSCIOUSNESS

(JamFlow Records, CD)

True confession: I am not a jam-band kind of girl. I’ve gone to local shows, listened to Phish blasting out of dorm room windows, and friends have made me Béla Fleck mixes. Still, nothing has changed my mind. That said, I have to give credit to Hubbardton-based quartet Twiddle. With their ﬁrst full-length studio effort, Natural Evolution of Consciousness, they’ve almost made me a believer. The disc didn’t grab me at ﬁrst — it sounded like one long, neverending song. If I weren’t watching the track listings go by, I would have had no idea of where I was or what was playing. In particular, the record gets bogged down somewhere between “Less Than Ostentatious” — which is just the opposite, really — and the very next song, “Tiberius.” The latter is an obnoxiously repetitive, 8-minute beast choking up the middle of the album.

ANTHONY GERACI, WAKE UP

(Self-released, CD)

I feel for the backing musician. Whether relegated to the shadows outside the limelight, feeling lucky to get a call-out at a live show, or settling for a mention in the “Additional Musicians” section of the CD jacket, one can sympathize with bit-part players. And one can understand when they go all moth on us and spread those wings to ﬂy to the spotlight. Unfortunately, not all are prepared to carry the responsibility that comes with being bandleader and sole songwriter. Anthony Geraci, longtime backing pianist for numerous blues greats, may or may not be ready for solo status; your opinion might change depending on which track you hear from his independent release Wake Up

However, I’ll admit that on second listen, the disc grew on me. There are some really bright moments that even a nonbeliever can enjoy. “Jamﬂowman” is an incredibly catchy song with a fantastic music-box piano tune — courtesy of keyboardist Ryan Dempsey — in the middle of an otherwise reggae-fueled dance jam. “Subconscious Prelude” is the album’s sparkling gem. It’s a beautifully mellow track that showcases all members of the band.

Though they’ve only been together since 2005, Twiddle play more cohesively than some bands that have been together much longer. Over time, they’re bound to improve. Guitarist/vocalist Mihali “Mickey” Savaloudis’ loopy and distinctive voice is refreshing. If Jack Black and Dave Matthews had a child, he would sing like Savaloudis, and that’s a good thing. Dempsey, drummer Brook Jordan and bassist Billy Comstock — who has since been replaced by Zdenek Gubb — hold down the album’s mellow funk- and reggae-tinged vibe.

In short, even I cannot deny that these guys are talented musicians with a devoted following. Twiddle are quickly carving out their own distinctive nook in Burlington’s music scene — they were Higher Ground’s “Artist of the Month” in April — and Natural Evolution of Consciousness is a decent debut from Vermont’s newest indie-jammers. If someone were to compile a summer soundtrack for Burlington, more than a little Twiddle would likely make the cut. But I’ll still pass on the Phish and Fleck.

CAITLIN CLASSEN

For a man with a musical résumé steeped in the blues — Geraci has backed up Muddy Waters, B.B. King, Otis Rush and Chuck Berry, to name a few — you might expect the Morrisville resident to dive right into some 12-bar action on his ﬁrst true solo CD. Instead, my ears were assaulted by the Christian-rockin’, echo-ﬁlled refrain of opening track “Tell Heaven to Wake Up”: “Tell Heaven to wake up / It’s time for a shake up,” sings lead vocalist Ellen Whyte. The song almost had me swaying with my palms up and speaking in tongues. But it almost had me throwing up, too. Sadly, it wasn’t the only song that inspired such a reaction.

The second cut, “Drowning on Dry Land,” feels more jazz-lounge than blues and is Geraci’s attempt to get some mileage from the drawn-out conﬂict in Iraq. From the song’s chorus: “Paper printing in black and white / They don’t know that we hate your ﬁght . . . because we’re drowning, drowning in a sea of sand.”

It isn’t until the third track, “Can’t Stay Away,” that Geraci plays what he plays best: blues piano. And man, can he play. Whyte sounds better suited to this genre and lyrical content as well. And backing musicians Paul Asbell (guitar), Michael “Mudcat” Ward (bass) and Mark Greenberg (drums) fall comfortably into a blues groove that would set a dead man’s foot a-tapping.

So goes Anthony Geraci’s Wake Up. Listeners will have to skip around for the gems and won’t be disappointed when they ﬁnd them. But I’m left hoping for a more blues-laden follow-up that will convince me this former backing musician is ready to go it alone.

BEN HARDY

still walkin’

as they are playing a Fourth of July parade in Randolph or a retirement home in Bennington. is week, the three will celebrate an almost unheard-of milestone in modern Vermont music: their tenth anniversary.

“ is band played at the Twinfield School to raise money for the Plainfield municipal building’s elevator fund,” says Bratcher. “We go from there to opening up for Ricky Skaggs at the Flynn eater.” at statement aptly reflects Starline Rhythm Boys’ remarkable versatility, an unquestionable key to their success and longevity. Whereas many bands would turn down community-center gigs or retch at the thought of being a “wedding band,” SRB have no such pretensions.

“We have a repertoire that’s big enough that if we get hired to do a ’50s sock hop, we can do that all night,” says Lemery. “Or if it’s a straight country gig, we can do that all night. We just have so much material, we can do almost any kind of gig.” And they do. To play a show almost every other day of the year — in Vermont, no less — you’d pretty much have to.

While shows that relegate the band to background noise are unglamorous, they do serve a purpose. “ ere’s something to be said for the easy gigs,” says Bratcher with a smile. “ ey pay better.”

“And we usually sound better because we don’t have to crank it up,” injects Lemery. “We could practically do some of those gigs with no

PA — and we have a few times.” ose “lesser” gigs also cumulatively raise the band’s proﬁle. Even the most casual follower of Vermont music knows Starline Rhythm Boys. at familiarity leads to more notable appearances, such as the aforementioned gig with country star Ricky Skaggs as well as shows with legends such as Charlie Daniels, Delbert McClinton and the late Vassar Clements. It also leads to more income, which the band members rely on.

“One thing that’s interesting is the diversity of the crowds we’ve played for in the past, whether it be beneﬁts, weddings or political

ﬁgures,” says Bratcher, noting that the latter “have ranged from Bernie Sanders to Rich Tarrant, Jim Douglas to Anthony Pollina.

“Martha Rainville wanted us, but she never got back to us,” adds Lemery. “It has nothing to do with who we’re gonna vote for.”

Bratcher agrees: “It’s just a job. It’s work.”

But for this group, playing music is not “just work,” as anyone who’s seen them can tell you.

Whether reveling at Red Square, crooning for a new bride and groom, or entertaining families on a village green, Starline Rhythm Boys are profoundly passionate

— and professional — about their craft. ey’re knock-your-socks-oﬀ players and exuberant, riotously entertaining performers. All of which helps explain why their proﬁle is rising beyond the Green Mountains.

In 2007, the band signed with upstart Americana label Cow Island Music, based in Boston. eir debut Red’s Place was the Album of the Year on the prestigious Freeform American Roots (FAR) charts. It was the second time the band achieved that distinction — SRB’s second independent full-length, Honky Tonk Livin’, took the award in 2002. Says Cow Island president

Bill Hunt, “I just love what they do. I love their music. ey’re an incredibly talented group of guys, from Billy’s songwriting to Danny and Al’s vocals and guitar playing. ey really have a strong following in Vermont and that should translate well.”

Hunt plans to bring the band to Austin, Texas, next year during the prestigious South By Southwest conference in March. But not for SXSW.

“It’s called Not South By Southwest,” explains Coane. “When [SXSW] started, it was mostly for Americana music, but then the industry got involved and now it’s this huge thing. So this guy, John Conquest, who does the FAR charts, he got pissed oﬀ and said, ‘We’re gonna go back to the original.’”

“It’s the anti-South By Southwest,” adds Bratcher. is August, Cow Island will unveil a live record entitled Green Mountain Style from the Boys’ twonight stint at Charlie O’s last fall — on vinyl because it “sounds better,” declares Coane. Place an order for that album at the anniversary party this Friday and the band will throw in a free vinyl 45, featuring longtime crowd favorite “Drunk Tank,” as well as a previously unreleased cut on the B-side, just to say thanks to fans.

Starline Rhythm Boys are an old-school band in a modern time, fueled by an all-too-rare commodity in the music industry: “It’s passion, man,” sums up Bratcher. “ at’s what the band still has after 10 years. You lose the passion, you’ve lost the band.”

Starline Rhythm Boys 10th Anniversary show this Friday, June 27, at Nectar’s in Burlington, with Abby Jenne & the Enablers, 9 p.m. $5.

PHOTO: COURTESY OF JACK ROWELL

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FANTASMAGORIA :: It’s not often that a Latin funk ensemble is compared to seminal punk-rock outﬁt The Ramones. But that’s just the correlation made by Grupo Fantasma’s hometown alt-weekly, the Austin Chronicle, which noted the clamoring response the ensemble elicits during its high-octane live performances. Since its inception in 2000, this 11-piece orchestra has been dropping jaws, shaking behinds, and winning the hearts of critics across the country with a visceral blend of hook-laden song craft and virtuosic improvisations, rooted in authentic Latin rhythms. Hot off a performance at this summer’s massive Bonnaroo Music Festival, Grupo Fantasma swings into Nectar’s this Saturday.

RADIO BEAN: Old Time Sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Hunter Paye (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. The Vacant Lots (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Snake in the Garden & I DM THEFT ABLE (experimental), 9 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: Myra Flynn & Spark (neo-soul), 8 p.m., Free. Sugar High with Tricky Pat & Elliott (DJ), 10 p.m., Free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: Irish Session (Irish), 5 p.m., Free.

:: central

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Paris Bathtub (jazz), 8 p.m., Donations. :: northern

BEE’S KNEES: Open Irish Session with Alan Church (Irish), 3 p.m., Free. David Murphey (roots), 7:30 p.m., Free.

THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Jazz On Tap (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

MON.30

:: burlington area

1/2 LOUNGE: Heal-In Sessions with Briandeye & Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

242 MAIN: Deadhearts, Fallen From The Sky (hardcore), 7 p.m., $7. AA.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Shiny Red Convertible (rock), 7 p.m., Free.

THE MONKEY HOUSE: Larkspur, Manners, Ted Hadji (indie-folk), 8 p.m., $5.

NECTAR’S: Zach Deputy (singersongwriter), 9 p.m., Free.

PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Poets’ Jam with Trevien Stanger, 9:30 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Open Mike, 8 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: Hughes, Stone & Dewald (country), 8 p.m., Free. DJ Russell (DJ), 11 p.m., Free.

:: central

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Open Mike, 7 p.m., Free.

TUE.01

:: burlington area

1/2 LOUNGE: Dakota & Nastee (hiphop), 10 p.m., Free.

CLUB METRONOME: Club D’Elf, Paradigm, Will’s Electric Space Tumpet (jazz, funk, experimental), 9 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

JP’S PUB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Bluegrass Night (bluegrass), 7 p.m., Free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA AND PUB: Open Mike, 10 p.m., Free.

THE MONKEY HOUSE: Acoustic Tuesday (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Free (18+).

PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Island Night with DJ Skinny T (DJ), 9 p.m., Free.

PARIMA MAIN STAGE: Island Night with DJ Skinny T (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Seance with Stephen Callahan (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Alana Sveta & Paris Franke (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free. Honky Tonk Sessions (country), 10 p.m., $3. RED SQUARE: World Bashment with Demus & Super K (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

SECOND FLOOR: Superstar Karaoke With Robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. :: central

CHARLIE O’S: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. MAIN STREET GRILL AND BAR: Abby Jenne & Mark Legrand (rock), 7 p.m., Free.

STONECUTTERS BREWHOUSE: Open Mike, 7 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley

CITY LIMITS: Shooter Night, 5 p.m., Free. Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

:: northern THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Vegitation (reggae), 9 p.m., $5.

PIECASSO: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

VILLAGE TAVERN AT SMUGGLERS’

NOTCH INN: Open Mike, 8 p.m., Free. :: regional

MONOPOLE: Open Mike, 9 p.m., Free.

WED.02

:: burlington area

1/2 LOUNGE: DJ A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free.

bassist wanted

BY PORTER MASON

242 MAIN: Ghost Towns, Gumbi, Best Friends (indie-rock), 7 p.m., $7. AA.

JP’S PUB: Reggae Night with Double J & Doobie (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Irish Sessions (Irish), 7 p.m., Free.

NECTAR’S: Mad Sweet Pangs (Americana), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

RADIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions (Irish), 9 p.m., Free.

RASPUTIN S: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (DJ), 10 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. Parker Shper (jazz), 8 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley

ON THE RISE BAKERY: Open Poetry Session, 7 p.m., Free. Open Bluegrass Session, 7:30 p.m., Free. :: northern

BEE’S KNEES: Shrimp (acoustic), 7:30 p.m., Free. :: regional

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Beyond Guitar Hero 8 p.m., Free.

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queer aS foLk

Canadian singer-songwriter Ferron, a.k.a. Debby Foisy, is widely considered the Bob Dylan of lesbian folk. She helped create the genre in the 1970s with her rough-hewn voice and poetic lyrics, but despite her status as the grande dame of women’s music, her work is unfamiliar to the ears of most young queers. Enter Bitch. The New York City-based electric violinist and in-your-face indie rocker — formerly of the “queercore” duo Bitch and Animal — decided to work with Ferron after realizing how few of her contemporaries knew the foremother’s oeuvre. Bitch produced Boulder, Ferron’s latest album, which blends two generations of feminist folkies and features guest performances by Ani DiFranco, the Indigo Girls and other self-avowed Ferron fans. Catch the pair collaborating in concert at a small-town tour stop this weekend.

BiTch & Ferron

Saturday, June 28, at Damon Hall in Hartland, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 802-2997068. www.bitchmusic.com

photo: roberto portillo

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activism

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

art

Also, see exhibitions in Section A.

‘SLOW DANCING’: Shot with a camera made for weapons surveillance, ﬁlmmaker-photographer David Michalek’s larger-than-life, ultra-slowmotion video portraits of 43 renowned dancers mesmerize viewers with moving clips of ballet, breakdancing and Brazilian capoeira, among other dance forms. Hopkins Center Outdoor Plaza. Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8:30 p.m. - midnight. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

dance

MASTER CLASS WITH REGGIE WILSON: The Brooklyn-based choreographer instructs intermediate movers in combining postmodern postures with traditional rhythms. Call to register. Straus Dance Studio, Berry Sports Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5:30 p.m. $10. Info, 603-646-2422.

‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 598-1077.

education

SPANISH CONVERSATION GROUP: Habla español? Brown baggers eat lunch and devour new vocab. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

etc.

AARP SAFE DRIVER COURSE: Steeringwheel turners aged 50 or older take a two-part, eight-hour road refresher that addresses changes in driving behavior that come with age. Winooski Community Center, Winooski, 12:304:30 p.m. $10 includes materials. Info, 655-6425.

CHARITY BINGO: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the magic word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510.

OPEN CASTING CALL FOR ‘SURVIVOR’: Before you can be voted off the island, you have to get on it! Would-be contestants on one of the longestrunning reality-TV series download, print and ﬁll out applications from the CBS website to try out for a camera test. Center Court, University Mall, South Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066.

SUMMER BOOK SALE: Readers speak volumes after perusing pages. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

SUPPLIES FOR SOLDIERS: Volunteers with Have A Heart / Adopt A Soldier collect socks, hard candies, gum, deodorant, sun screen, lip balm and drink mixes for shipment to members of the U.S. military serving overseas. Essex Discount Beverage, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Donations. Info, taximan2@comcast.net.

UVM JOB FAIR: Potential staff for the state’s largest employer — the University of Vermont — circulate past department tables and gather resume-writing tips. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 3-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3494.

food & drink

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591.

MIDDLEBURY FARMERS’ MARKET: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 897-2121.

SOUTH END FARMERS’ MARKET: Residents of the Queen City’s southernmost neighborhood peruse seasonal produce at outdoor stalls. Flynndog, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8526.

kids

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

BIKE RODEO & ROUND UP: Winooski youth put on free helmets to work through a two-wheeler safety course and meet local police ofﬁcers who pedal on patrol. Rain date July 2. Landry Park, Winooski, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410, ext. 11.

CLICK, CLACK, MOO: COWS THAT TYPE’: Bovines put their demands in black and white in an hour-long musical adaptation of Doreen Cronin’s picture book. Weston Rod & Gun Club, Weston, 2 p.m. $15, $8 for children under 12. Info, 824-5288.

‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-yearolds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

PETER THE MUSIC MAN: Educator Peter Alsen lets kids ages 3 to 5 try out various instruments and offers a fun intro to music theory. Colchester Meeting House, Colchester, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

VERMONT LAKE MONSTERS

STORYTIME: Baseball players with Vermont’s minor-league team sign balls and gloves after reading aloud. Bring a camera to get your photo snapped with Champ. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

movies

Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A.

ANNE OF GREEN GABLES : Megan Follows stars as Prince Edward Island’s red-haired literary heroine in this TV-movie adaptation of Lucy Maud Montgomery’s classic novel. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 5:30-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

DARTMOUTH DOUBLE FEATURE: The short ﬁlm “Borom Sarret” (1964) proﬁles a cart driver in Dakar; then Black Girl (1966) offers a Senegalese New Wave director’s take on colonialism. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

music

Also, see clubdates in Section B. BARRE CONCERT SERIES: The Starline Rhythm Boys provide bouncing, boisterous rockabilly tunes at a civic plein air party. Currier Park, Barre, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-0267. RAMONA CÓRDOVA: The Arizona-born troubadour sings ethereal stories from his album The Boy Who Floated Freely, with experimental French folk-popper François Virot. Burlington-based quartet Crinkles opens. The Bakery, Burlington, 9 p.m. $5-10. Info, julia@ ticktick.org.

SHAPE NOTE SING: Members of the UVM Traditional Music Club teach and sing melodies of ﬁerce beauty to promote a lively, deep-rooted American vocal genre. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 585-730-9052, lgraves@uvm.edu.

ST. ANDREW’S PIPES AND DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335, jerdelyi@vhfa. org.

TOO MANY SAMS: Graham Rebel opens this eclectic, acoustic-electric concert by Sam Gaskin and Sam Phillips promoting the two bands’ “Fatal Faux-Pas” split tape. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 6 p.m. Donations. Info, 356-2776.

talks

CHRISTIAN EDUCATION SERIES: Guest speaker Reverend Heidi Hoskins recalls childhood memories of living under Germany’s Third Reich. United Church of Christ, Bradford, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-989-5946.

‘DESIGN FOR CLIMATE CHANGE & PEAK OIL’: Architect and social engineer Ben Falk considers how to develop human habitats that harness and store energy. Yestermorrow Design-Build School, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

MONTPELIER HISTORY TALK: Old photos illustrate Manuel Garcia’s presentation about early Capital City commercial activity along the Winooski River. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

theater

‘ANNIE’: The Stowe Theatre Guild stages the period musical about a scrappy orphan with a curly mop, a big voice and a generous adopted dad. Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 8 p.m. $20, children 12 and under $10. Info, 253-3961.

‘BARNUM : Cy Coleman’s high-ﬂying musical traces the career of the circus impresario who observed, “There’s a sucker born every minute.” McCarthy Arts Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $27-33. Info, 654-2281.

‘DOUBT’: A powerful nun squares off against the popular young priest she’s accused of sexual misconduct in John Patrick Shanley’s drama set in a parochial school in 1964. Weston Playhouse, Weston, 3 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. $29-46. Info, 824-5288.

‘NOBODY DON’T LIKE YOGI’: Even hardened Red Sox fans can enjoy this story of Yogi Berra’s reminiscence-laden return to Yankee Stadium after a 14year absence. Dorset Theatre, Dorset, 3 p.m. $15-40. Info, 867-5777.

‘ROUGH CROSSING’: In Tom Stoppard’s free adaptation of a classic farce, the coauthors, composer and cast of a Broadway-bound comedy simultaneously try to ﬁnish and rehearse the show while traversing the Atlantic on an ocean liner. See calendar spotlight. Waterbury Festival Playhouse, Waterbury Center, 7:30 p.m. $20-22. Info, 498-3755.

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‘ANNE OF GREEN GABLES’ CENTENNIAL

TEA: Raspberry cordial, anyone? Anne fans celebrate the 1908 publication of Lucy Maud Montgomery’s classic girls’ novel with brewed beverages and other treats. Call for reservations. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-5:15 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

READINGS IN THE GALLERY’ SERIES: Northeast Kingdom poet Leland Kinsey reads from his most recent collection, The Immigrant’s Contract, sharing the podium with Vermont versiﬁer Stephen Sandy. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

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activism

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.25, 5-5:30 p.m. art

Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop ﬁlm and print pictures. Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127. ‘SLOW DANCING’: See WED.25, 8:30 p.m. - midnight.

business

“HUNGRY FOR CHANGE” BAKE SALE

BURLINGTON, SATURDAY, JUNE 21, 11 A.M.

I spotted numerous “Obama for President” signs scattered across the lawn on the corner of Intervale and Riverside avenues, and knew I was in the right place. Music was blaring and excitement was in the air. The occasion was a bake sale to beneﬁt Senator Barack Obama’s presidential campaign.

Across the nation there were more than 700 bake sales like Burlington’s. MoveOn. org, a political action organization working to get progressive candidates elected, coordinated these “Hungry for Change” events.

While the Internet sensation “Obama Girl” was not in attendance, a woman named Wanda proved a ﬁtting substitute. Clad in a blue T-shirt bearing Obama’s face, his name in glitter and the slogan “Time for Change,” she was one of the ﬁrst volunteers who caught my eye.

“For me, it’s about community,” said Wanda. “I think that we need to get back to that more as a country; to be involved and engaged in something that really matters.”

Adults and kids stopped by to get food or talk politics as they were out walking, biking or driving on this gorgeous Saturday. One man even pulled up and placed a drive-thru order to the bake sale.

Every dessert imaginable was laid out on the four tables set up, and the donations kept pouring in while I was there. The typical bake sale fare of brownies, cookies and Rice Krispies bars were abundant, but so were some unique offerings — including vegetarian dog treats. While everything was reasonably priced, an event coordinator named Betsy told me that people of voting age were asked to donate whatever they thought it was worth to have Obama in the White House.

“Basically, we want to get it out there that there’s a big swell of support for Obama,” said Betsy, who’s been involved with MoveOn since 2004. She noted that the image of political campaigning is knocking on doors, but a bake sale just seemed like a fun idea. And as I can attest, community and fun were key ingredients in this delicious event.

QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202. Vermont Technical College, Blair Park Campus, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965.

dance

AFRO-CUBAN DANCE WORKSHOP: Cuban teacher Reynaldo Gonzalez demonstrates hip-and-shoulder shakes from the African diaspora. Capitol Grange, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. $20. Info, 985-3665.

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BODY PAINTING EXTRAVAGANZA: An abstract body-paint artist airbrushes models’ and audience members’ bare skin at this DJ-driven party featuring hula-hoop dancing. 10 p.m. - 2 a.m. Club Metronome, Burlington, 10 p.m. $3-8. Info, 658-4771.

education

FRENCH CONVERSATION GROUP: Would-be Francophones exchange info during déjeuner. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

etc.

BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shufﬂe cards and chat. Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756.

CHARITY BINGO: See WED.25, 7 p.m. QUILT PREVIEW: Champagne and chocolate accompany a peek at top-notch handiwork entered in the Vermont Quilt Festival. Blue Ribbon Pavilion. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $12. Info, 878-5545.

SUMMER BOOK SALE: See WED.25, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m.

THURSDAYS AT THE INTERVALE: Take a walking tree tour and hear how healthy riverside forests help local food systems, then absorb an Abenaki Youth Dance performance keynoted by Chief April St. Francis. Calkins Community Barn. Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-0440, ext. 101.

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VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198.

YOUTH-MADE MEDIA SHOWCASE: Students in a production class share video work created using newly learned technical skills. CCTV Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16.

food & drink

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.25, 2 p.m. RAW FOODS LECTURE: Dr. Grieg Andrews explains the health beneﬁts of eating produce sans cookery. Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 7:15 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850.

WATERBURY FARMERS’ MARKET: Cultivators and their customers swap veggie tales and their edible inspiration at a weekly outdoor emporium. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 279-4371.

WINOOSKI FARMERS’ MARKET: A teen-run stand selling produce grown in the town’s Landry Park is among the local foods, music and crafts on offer. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410, ext. 11.

health & ﬁtness

ZUMBA FITNESS: Step-by-steppers try out Latin-dance-inspired exercises mixed with high-energy, international rhythms. Olympiad Health and Racquet Club, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $10, ﬁrst time free. Info, 310-6686.

kids

ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.25, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

‘CLICK, CLACK, MOO: COWS THAT TYPE’: See WED.25, 2 p.m.

MORNING STORIES: Local tale tellers engage kids of all ages with a mix of nursery rhymes, fairy tales, songs and games. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

MUSIC WITH PETER: The under-5 set and their caretakers keep the beat. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots ages 3 to 5 enjoy stories, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

‘RESISTING BOREDOM’ GROUP: Teens punctuate their summer vacation with a weekly social gathering featuring movie screenings and book discussions. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts. Westford Library, Westford, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: Babies up to age 2 socialize with each other and their caregivers at a session offering music, books and toys. Winooski Memorial Library, Winooski, 11 a.m. - 12 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424.

movies

Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A.

‘MISS PETTIGREW LIVES FOR A DAY’: Frances McDormand plays a beggar who develops an unlikely friendship with a scandalous young actress in a farce set just before World War II. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2576.

music

Also, see clubdates in Section B.

MONTREAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ

FESTIVAL: Legendary music-makers from Aretha Franklin and Woody Allen to Leonard Cohen and Chick Corea perform jazz, blues, electronica and contemporary tunes with talented up-and-comers. More than 370 of the 650-plus shows are free. Various locations, Montreal, 12-11:59 p.m. Various prices. Info, 888-515-0515. OLDIES SING-ALONG: Provided songbooks with the lyrics to nearly 500 rock, blues, jazz, folk, Broadway and gospel faves allow everybody to chime in at an open meeting of the newly formed Be-My-Baby-Boomers singing group. Guitars and other instruments are welcome. Potluck supper at 6 p.m., sing-along starts at 6:30 p.m. Great Room, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 869-1778, johnberk@vermontel.net.

OPEN MIKE: Poetry and performance art share stage space with solo singers, instrumentalists and bands at this weekly free-form talent show. Indigenous, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-3433, indigenousskateandsnow@gmail.com. RED HOT JUBA: Swinging countriﬁed jazz and blues from this good-time band cures what ails you. 6:30-9:30 p.m. $3-7. Info, 644-6363.

SNOW FARM VINEYARD CONCERT

SERIES: Outdoor diners unpack picnics to hear gritty rock ’n’ roll from the band Dirt Road. Snow Farm Winery, South Hero, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-9463.

THE GIBSON BROTHERS: Bluegrassband guitar-and-banjo siblings celebrate their upstate New York hometown with mining-and-baseball music from their new album Iron and Diamonds. Colburn Park, Lebanon, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-448-4220.

VSO SUMMER FESTIVAL TOUR: The Vermont Symphony Orchestra and violin soloist Esther Kim celebrate summer lovin’ with a romantic outdoor program that includes SaintSaens, Tchaikovsky, Mendelssohn, Pablo de Sarasate’s “Carmen Fantasy,” Rodgers & Hammerstein and more. Grounds open at 5:30 for picnics. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Outdoor Grounds, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966.

WATERBURY ROTARY CONCERT SERIES: The Dave Keller Band plugs into outdoor electric blues. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7195.

sport

ROAD RIDE: Experienced cyclists join a group to train on 30- to 35-mile routes around Montpelier. Meet in the parking lot to explore various Central Vermont locations. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

talks

‘CIRCUS: A PICTURESQUE HISTORY : Circus Smirkus founder Rob Mermin pairs ﬁlm clips from his own acrobatic past with photos of Vermont big tops, circa 1880, in a talk about the Green Mountain State’s rural rings. Phantom Theater, The Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 496-5997.

theater

‘ANNIE’: See WED.25, 8 p.m.

‘BARNUM’: See WED.25, 8 p.m.

‘DOUBT’: See WED.25, 7:30 p.m.

NOBODY DON’T LIKE YOGI’: See WED.25, 8 p.m.

‘ROUGH CROSSING’: See WED.25, 7:30 p.m.

THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING

EARNEST’: What’s in a name?

GROOVIN’ ON THE GREEN’ CONCERT SERIES: Bob Degree and the Bluegrass Storm pick out weathered tunes at an open-air show. Maple Tree Place, Williston, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 877-646-5263.

Not a lot, in Lost Nation Theater’s production of Oscar Wilde’s comedy about tomfoolery among the upper classes. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $15-25. Info, 229-0492. THE NOSE’: Bureaucratic tangles and Gypsy jazz merge in Vermont playwright Aaron Masi’s interactive adaptation of Nikolai Gogol’s satire, as staged by the Green Candle Theatre Company. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

GO WITH THE FLOW

When it comes to public sites celebrating their H2O access, Burlington used to have Winooski beat. But things have changed across the river since 2006, when “the Brooklyn of Burlington” opened its own waterfront park — a half-mile-long boardwalk that skirts the Winooski River’s northern shore. This weekend, the Onion City offers an open-air tribute to its namesake Lake Champlain tributary. Free parking makes it easy to reach kid-friendly games, face painting and a fire truck display, while grown-ups can work off fair fare at the YMCA’s fitness challenge, check out a tag sale, or take in live tunes by area a cappella group Root 7 and indie-jam rockers The Parts. Brazilian-style street-music ensemble Sambatucada leads a parade riverward from Smith Park at 8 p.m., building toward an explosive finale: Come dusk, streamside gazers watch the Winooski reflect fireworks.

WINOOSKI RIVE RWALK FESTIVAL

Friday, June 27 at the Champlain Mill in Winooski, 3-10 p.m. Free. Info, 802-734-6175. www.onioncity.com

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THURSTON CLARKE: The American historian and author discusses and signs copies of his recent book The Last Campaign: Robert F. Kennedy and 82 Days That Inspired America. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

FRI.27 activism

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.25, 5-5:30 p.m. art

Also, see exhibitions in Section A.

‘SLOW DANCING’: See WED.25, 8:30-11:59 p.m. dance

‘ACROSS THE LAKE’: Instructor Helene Cornelius guides experienced English country dancers through their paces, to music by Bare Necessities. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8-11 p.m. $25. Info, 899-2378.

AFRO-CUBAN DANCE WORKSHOP: See THU. 26, Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 985-3665.

BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Newcomers learn basic steps at 7 p.m., and at 8 the swirling and twirling begins. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7-11 p.m. $15 includes lesson, $10 dancing only. Info, 598-6757.

REGGIE WILSON/FIST & HEEL: The Brooklyn-based choreographer and his troupe tell “The Tale” of how sex and courtship became ritualized into art, in a piece combining modern rhythms with Afro-Caribbean folklore. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $28. Info, 603-646-2422.

education

OSHER SUMMER INSTITUTE: ‘CREATIVITY IN LATER LIFE’: Folks age 50 and older try interactive workshops on drawing, photography, music, poetry and myth. Dr. Gene Cohen, director of the Center on Aging, Health and Humanities at the George Washington University Medical Center, offers a keynote address. Southwick Hall, UVM, Burlington, 1:30-8 p.m. $100. Info, 800-639-3210.

etc.

CHARITY BINGO: See WED.25, 7 p.m.

ECO-SEW SOFTIES: Recycled fabrics, yarns and notions combine to create super-cute stuffed animals, monsters and robots. The Bobbin Sew Bar and Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $20 includes materials. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com.

HABITAT FOR HUMANITY

FUNDRAISER: Hors d’oeuvres, desserts and a cash bar augment live and silent auctions to raise roofs for Addison County residents. Vergennes Opera House, Vergennes, 6-9 p.m. $20-25. Info, 877-6737.

STOWE GARDEN FESTIVAL: Green thumbs plant themselves in more than 30 workshops, activities and presentations hosted by gardening experts, or take tours of rain- and chicken-centric plots designed for sustainability. Golden Eagle Resort, Stowe, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. $10-25. Info, 253-7321.

SUMMER BOOK SALE: See WED.25, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m.

‘THE WORLD IS YOURS’: Gussy up Miami-gangsta-style for this 21-plus Scarface theme party with music by DJs A-Dog, Fattie B and J2. Departs from the Burlington Community Boathouse Dock on College Street. Spirit of Ethan Allen III, Burlington, 10 p.m. $13. Info, 377-9820.

fairs & festivals

VERMONT QUILT FESTIVAL: This annual parade of patchwork features displays, a contest, educational programs and 82 vendors offering colorful bed coverings and the means to make them. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. $12. Info, 878-5545.

WINOOSKI RIVERWALK FESTIVAL: The Onion City reveals its layers in a summer celebration featuring food, live music, crafts and family games, topped off with ﬁreworks. See calendar spotlight. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3-10 p.m. Free. Info, 734-6175.

food & drink

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.25, 2 p.m.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHEW CHEW FESTIVAL: Rain or shine, 23 Vermont eateries offer samples to strolling diners. The musical lineup includes vocal jazz, Western swing and zydeco. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 9 p.m. $1-2 admission; nine food tokens for $5. Info, 864-6674.

RICHMOND FARMERS’ MARKET: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273.

WESTFORD FARMERS’ MARKET: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls. Westford Common, Westford, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-7405.

kids

ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.25, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

‘CLICK, CLACK, MOO: COWS THAT TYPE’: See WED.25, 10:30 a.m. & 7 p.m.

VERMONT LAKE MONSTERS

SLEEPOVER: Cub Scouts, Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts pitch tents around the pitching mound and swap campﬁre stories with baseball team mascot Champ. Centennial Field, Burlington, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 655-4200.

VERMONT LAKE MONSTERS

STORYTIME: See WED.25, Winooski Memorial Library, Winooski, 11 a.m. - 12 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424. FRI.27 >> 24B

YOUNG ADULT MOVIE NIGHT: Parents and kids under 12 vacate the library for a teen-only screening of Spiderman. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

movies

Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A.

NOBODY DON’T LIKE YOGI’: See WED.25, 8 p.m.

‘ROUGH CROSSING’: See WED.25, 7:30 p.m.

‘SHERLOCK’S LAST CASE’: The master sleuth tackles a “perfect crime” in Charles Marowitz’s modern take-off on Arthur Conan Doyle. Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y., 8 p.m. $21-25. Info, 518-962-4449.

‘THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING

EARNEST’: See THU.26, 8 p.m.

‘THE NOSE’: See THU.26, 8 p.m.

BOOK SALE: Treasure seekers browse a spread of gently used volumes and audiovisual materials. Old Firehouse, Colchester, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

CHARITY BINGO: See WED.25, 7 p.m.

FRENCH ROUNDTABLE: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

‘BEHIND THE SCENES’ FILM SERIES: Burlington College ﬁlm program head Allan Nicholls adds his insights to a screening of Robert Altman’s Hollywood satire The Player, which he assistant directed. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, Lake Placid, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $8. Info, 518-523-2512.

‘SHOUT IT OUT’: The silver-screen version of The Voices Project, a musical based on the lives of Vermont teens, continues on a 50-town tour. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 592-3190.

‘THE FAREWELL’: Just days before his death, playwright Bertolt Brecht spars with the many women in his life in this German period drama, followed by a discussion with the director. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $8. Info, 603-646-2422.

music

Also, see clubdates in Section B. FRAN ROBIDEAU & THE SHADERCROFT BAND: Troubadours triumph with acoustic country, folk and gospel tunes. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

‘IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE’: Montpelier-based pianist Michael Arnowitt and a dozen other area musicians pair jazz and classical compositions such as Louis Armstrong’s “Struttin’ With Some Bar-B-Q” and Rossini’s “Almonds” with their edible namesakes at a musical buffet catered by chef Susan Olander. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $25 includes dinner. Info, 229-0984.

MICHAEL FRANTI & SPEARHEAD: The social-justice advocate blends hip-hop with R&B, rock, funk and more in an all-ages show also featuring Bread & Puppet Theater. Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 6 p.m. $34 in advance, $36 day of show. Info, 652-0777.

MONTREAL GUITAR SHOW: Six-string fanatics fondle and hear beautiful handcrafted instruments made by the world’s top luthiers. Hyatt Regency Montreal, Montreal, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. $10. Info, 514-871-1881 .

MONTREAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ

FESTIVAL: See THU.26, 12-11:59 p.m.

PIANO RECITAL: Dutch pianist Annemieke Spoelstra tells stories with music by Brahms, Chopin, Liszt and Sergei Bortkiewicz. Richmond Free Library, Richmond, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 578-7140.

THE MACHINE: Multiple full-color lasers light up for a 16-album-repertoire concert by America’s top Pink Floyd tribute band. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $24. Info, 775-0903.

WATERBURY ROTARY CONCERT

SERIES: The band Resouled supplements this weekly Thursday summer concert series with Fridaynight funk. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7195.

talks

HIROSHIMA-NAGASAKI DELEGATION: Representatives from the two Japanese cities bombed by U.S. atomic weapons discuss devastating nuclear after-effects at a reception for a new exhibit about Hiroshima and Nagasaki. A bomb survivor speaks at 1 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

theater

‘ANNIE’: See WED.25, 8 p.m.

‘BARNUM’: See WED.25, 8 p.m.

‘DOUBT’: See WED.25, 8 p.m.

words

LINDA GREENLAW: The mystery author reads from Fisherman’s Bend, her most recent installment in a series set on the Maine coast. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

SAT.28 activism

OBAMA UNITY DAY: Supporters of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama rally for change at a potluck-style public picnic with poster and sticker design contests for kids and adults. North Beach, Burlington, 12-6 p.m. Free. Info, 899-2275.

POLITICAL BBQ & HAMBURGER

SUMMIT: Candidates, activists, journalists and political junkies cure cravings for news and summer munchies at this public party hosted by local political blogs Vermont Daily Brieﬁng and Green Mountain Daily. Hot dogs, burgers and drinks provided; bring your own salads and desserts. North Beach, Burlington, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6821.

TOWN MEETING ON THE POLITICS OF FOOD: Senator Bernie Sanders hosts Fast Food Nation author Eric Schlosser, local farmers and the public at a discussion about the future of agriculture in Vermont and in the U.S., topped with free servings of strawberry shortcake. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 800-339-9834.

art

Also, see exhibitions in Section A.

ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff outdoors and offer original works for sale, in tandem with the Burlington Farmers’ Market. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7165.

‘SLOW DANCING’: See WED.25, 8:30 p.m. - midnight.

dance

‘ACROSS THE LAKE’: Swift steppers dress in their best clothes — or period garb — for an English country dance gala, with instruction from Helene Cornelius and tunes from Bare Necessities. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8-11 p.m. $28. Info, 899-2378.

BENEFIT DANCE: Neighbors hold a good-time hoedown to raise funds for a Ferrisburg family whose house burned in April. American Legion Post 14, Vergennes, 7:30-11 p.m. $10-15. Info, 453-8455.

OTTER CREEK CONTRA DANCE: Caller Chip Hedler coordinates folks in soft-soled shoes to live airs by The Big Mystery Band. Holley Hall, Bristol, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 453-4613.

REGGIE WILSON/FIST & HEEL: See FRI.27, 8 p.m.

education

OSHER SUMMER INSTITUTE: ‘CREATIVITY IN LATER LIFE’: See FRI.27, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m.

etc.

‘50 YEARS ON THE HILL’: Champlain College hosts a public block party and tours of historic buildings to mark the ﬁve decades since it relocated from the Queen City’s downtown. Various locations, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 866-421-7170.

HAM RADIO EXPO: Amateur radio operators demo emergencycommunications equipment as part of a nationwide event. See calendar spotlight. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Vergennes, 2-8 p.m. Free. Info, 759-2412.

PUG WALK-A-THON: Small, wrinklefaced pups join other breeds and dog owners in a fundraiser for Green Mountain Pug Rescue, with prizes. Registration 9 a.m., walk 10 a.m. Dorset Park, South Burlington, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Donations. Info, 626-8280.

STOWE GARDEN FESTIVAL: See FRI.27, 9 a.m. - 7:30 p.m.

SUMMER BOOK SALE: See WED.25, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m.

THE GREAT CASTLETON AREA YARD SALE: Outdoor vendors spread their wares on tables to raise funds for a community center’s barn renovation project. Castleton Village Green, Castleton, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 468-3093.

fairs & festivals

VERMONT QUILT FESTIVAL: See FRI.27, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. food & drink

BURLINGTON FARMERS’ MARKET: Sixty-three vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. CAPITAL CITY FARMERS’ MARKET: More than 40 Central Vermont vendors hawk fresh produce, baked goods, seedlings, crafts and more, accompanied by live music. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHEW CHEW FESTIVAL: See FRI.27, 11 a.m. - 9 p.m.

MIDDLEBURY FARMERS’ MARKET: See WED.25, 9 a.m.

STRAWBERRIES & CREAM CELEBRATION: Local berries symbolize summer in free samples avec whipped cream. City Market, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9749.

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE FESTIVAL: A berry-themed bash highlights the sweet taste of summer with homemade biscuits and whipped cream. United Church of Underhill, Underhill, 5-8 p.m. $5. Info, 373-7712.

health & ﬁtness

ZUMBA FITNESS: See THU.26, Fitness Options, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. & 11 a.m. $10, ﬁrst time free. Info, 734-3479.

kids

ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.25, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

BEBOP PLAYGROUP: Adults indulge in coffee and bagels while kids up to age 3 meet their peers. Bebop Baby Shop, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 860-6842.

CLICK, CLACK, MOO: COWS THAT TYPE’: See WED.25, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m.

KIDS’ CRAFT LAB: Small hands work with recycled materials to make new stuff. The Bobbin Sew Bar and Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $5 per child. Info, 862-7417, rachel@ thebobbin.com.

KIDS’ CRAFTERNOON: Mini makers ages 8 to 12 make giant bugs from cardboard for the Capital City’s Fourth of July parade. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4665. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

HAMMING IT UP

Cellphones and Internet access have become essential to public and private communication, but what happens when they cut out? During natural disasters or other emergencies that disrupt phone lines, power stations and cell towers, amateur radio operators offer a crucial safety net when it comes to exchanging info. (During Hurricane Katrina, “ham” radio was often the only way people could reach one another or rescue workers.) As part of a two-day shortwave showcase that spans the U.S., members of the Addison County Amateur Radio Association drill for a potential crisis at a test site run on emergency power supplies. Interested gearheads hear from hobbyists about Vermont’s volunteer radio service network and learn how to earn call signs of their own.

HAM RADIO EXPO

Saturday and Sunday, June 28 & 29, at Chimney Point State Historic Site in Vergennes, see calendar listings for various times. Free. Info, 802-759-2412. www.historicvermont.org/chimneypoint SAT.28 &

movies

Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A.

‘SHOUT IT OUT’: See FRI.27, 7:30 p.m.

‘STILL LIFE’: Zhang-Ke Jia’s 2006 drama portrays the disruption of modern industrial China through the stories of two people, each seeking a lost spouse. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 7 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5510.

‘THE VISITOR’: A professor transforms his drab existence by befriending two illegal immigrants he ﬁnds living in his New York apartment in Tom McCarthy’s drama. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. & 9:15 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2576.

music

Also, see clubdates in Section B.

BITCH & FERRON: Big-Apple-based indie-rocker Bitch gigs with introspective Canadian folk icon Ferron at a woman-centric show. See calendar spotlight. Damon Hall, Hartland, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 299-7068.

JUNIOR RECITAL: Jazz guitarist Xander Naylor plays works by various composers. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

MARK SHELTON: The award-winning vocalist croons like the King in a medley of music by Elvis Presley, Bobby Darin, Roy Orbison and others. Valley Players Theater, Waitsﬁeld, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 754-2216.

MONTREAL GUITAR SHOW: See FRI.27, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m.

MONTREAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ

FESTIVAL: See THU.26, 12-11:59 p.m.

RICHARD HAWLEY: The Ripton-based acoustic guitarist and singer serves up ragtime and regional blues. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

outdoors

LILAC PRUNING WORKDAY: Volunteers learn correct cutting techniques, then spruce up UVM’s collection of fragrant-blossomed bushes. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. & 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3073.

TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE: Naturalist, herbalist and registered dietitian Melanie Putz Brotz leads a hunt for edible and medicinal wild plants. Meet by the entrance to the Rena Calkins Trail, at the small parking lot on the right after the dirt road begins. Intervale Center, Burlington, 12-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9749.

sport

COVENTRY’S 5K CROSS-COUNTRY

RACE: Runners wear nothing but sunblock, and maybe shoes, in this clothing-optional race for athletes over age 18. Registration 7-8:45 a.m., race 9 a.m. Coventry Club & Resort, Milton, 9 a.m. $25-30. Info, 704-880-4561, buttsarunnin@aol. com.

GREEN MOUNTAIN SENIOR GAMES: Athletes age 50 and older compete in track and ﬁeld events to qualify for the national “senior olympics” in San Francisco next September. Burlington High School, Burlington, 8 a.m. Call for cost. Info, 658-4486.

SATURDAY MORNING GROUP RIDE: Two-wheelers of all abilities practice moving en masse on a 25- to 35-mile route that emphasizes drafting, pacelines and cycling etiquette. Bring a helmet! Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

theater

ANNIE’: See WED.25, 8 p.m.

‘BARNUM’: See WED.25, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

‘DOUBT’: See WED.25, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m.

NOBODY DON’T LIKE YOGI’: See WED.25, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m.

‘ROUGH CROSSING’: See WED.25, 7:30 p.m.

‘SHERLOCK’S LAST CASE’: See FRI.27, 8 p.m.

‘THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING

EARNEST’: See THU.26, 8 p.m.

THE NOSE’: See THU.26, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

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dance

AFRICAN CULTURE WEEKEND: See FRI.27.

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education

CHEMISTRY ENTHUSIASTS PROGRAM:

The annual Northeast Regional Meeting of the American Chemical Society welcomes nonprofessionals at presentations on everything from alternative energy to polyester to the chemistry of cheese. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, June 29 - July 2. $50-60 registration for nonchemists. Info, 879-3684. etc.

BOOK SALE: See SAT.28, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m.

CHARITY BINGO: See WED.25, 7 p.m. HAM RADIO EXPO: See SAT.28, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m.

‘SIP A BOWL’ BENEFIT: Handmade ceramic bowls go home with diners at this silent auction fundraiser for the Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program. First Congregational Church, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $30-50. Info, 338-4632.

STOWE GARDEN FESTIVAL: See FRI.27, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.

WOOD CARVING DEMO: Visitors avid about avians see trees being shaped into models of various bird species. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 1-3 p.m. $3-6 includes admission. Info, 434-2167.

fairs & festivals

VERMONT QUILT FESTIVAL: See FRI.27, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.

food & drink

EATING WELL ON A BUDGET’: Food Education Coordinator Caroline Homan offers her two cents on how to make dollars go far at the grocery store. City Market, Burlington, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9749.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHEW CHEW

FESTIVAL: See FRI.27, 11 a.m. - 6

p.m.

STOWE FARMERS’ MARKET: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 472-8027.

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STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL & BOOK SALE: Browsers bite ruby fruit in pies and shortcakes, then turn over newish leaves. Russell Memorial Library, Monkton, 12-3 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5393.

kids

ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.25, 10:30

a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. ‘CLICK, CLACK, MOO: COWS THAT TYPE’: See WED.25, 4 p.m.

movies

Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A.

DARTMOUTH DOUBLE FEATURE: Two ﬁlms from 1932 give a taste of how Americans saw Africa: Tarzan the Ape Man and the early sound documentary Congorilla. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, 7 p.m. & 8:45 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

music

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‘SHOUT IT OUT’: See FRI.27, 7:30 p.m.

Also, see clubdates in Section B.

ADRIAN CARR: The pianist and composer plays selections from his new album, Finding Charlotte. Gallery in-the-Field, Brandon, 4 p.m. $10. Info, 247-0125.

BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND: Community musicians of all ages perform marches and medleys for bandstand connoisseurs. Battery Park, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 578-3467.

CLASSICAL CONCERT: Violinist Andrew Jennings and pianist Gail Jennings interweave their award-winning talents in a program of chamber music. Vergennes Opera House, Vergennes, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 877-2913.

MONTREAL GUITAR SHOW: See FRI.27, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m.

MONTREAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ

FESTIVAL: See THU.26, 12-11:59 p.m.

VSO SUMMER FESTIVAL TOUR: See THU.26, Mountain Top Inn, Chittenden, 7:30 p.m. $29. Info, 863-5966.

outdoors

BONSAI SHOW: Members of the Green Mountain Bonsai Society show off tiny trees, and shaping expert Marty Schmallenburg works on a Schoodic Pine in the afternoon. Mill Brook Bonsai, Jericho, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Donations. Info, 899-5585.

EARLY MORNING BIRD WALK: Casual spotters of winged things go for a stroll through various habitats. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 7 a.m. Donations. Info, 434-2167.

theater

ANNIE’: See WED.25, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

‘DOUBT’: See WED.25, 7 p.m.

‘ROUGH CROSSING’: See WED.25, 2 p.m.

‘SHERLOCK’S LAST CASE’: See FRI.27, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

‘THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST’: See THU.26, 7 p.m.

MON.30 activism

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.25, 5-5:30 p.m.

art

Also, see exhibitions in Section A.

COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See THU.26, 6 p.m.

education

CHEMISTRY ENTHUSIASTS PROGRAM: See SUN.29. etc.

SUMMER BOOK SALE: See WED.25, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m.

food & drink

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.25, 2 p.m.

kids

ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.25, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

‘CREATING A VIRTUAL WORLD’: Teens learn to use software to design 3D objects and their own gaming universes. Call or email to preregister. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7228, clovell@ci.burlington.vt.us.

FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

INTERGENERATIONAL BOOK

DISCUSSION: Middle- and highschoolers and the older folks in their lives snack on something sweet and milk the signiﬁcance of Catherine Gilbert Murdock’s novel Dairy Queen Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See THU.26, 10 a.m.

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE STORIES: Culinary students read tales about June’s signature fruit, then make tasty treats with their listeners. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4665.

YOUTH RECREATION NIGHT: Movies, music, snacks, and indoor and outdoor games offer kids on summer vacation something to do. The Church of the Cruciﬁed One, Moretown, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5912.

music

Also, see clubdates in Section B. MONTREAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ FESTIVAL: See THU.26, 12-11:59 p.m.

sport

COED ROAD RIDE: Male and female pedal pushers meet in downtown Burlington, then trace a one-totwo-hour route at a moderate pace. Road bikes only; helmets required. Skirack, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

talks

‘CIRCUS: A PICTURESQUE HISTORY’: See THU.26, Ware Building, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5545.

theater

‘SHERLOCK’S LAST CASE’: See FRI.27, 8 p.m.

TUE.01

activism

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.25, 5-5:30 p.m.

education

CHEMISTRY ENTHUSIASTS PROGRAM: See SUN.29.

etc.

BIKE NIGHT: Motorcyclists pull up and park on the sidewalk at a weekly cityapproved rally with the summertime goal of attracting 1000 riders. Donny’s New York Pizza, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-7888.

CHARITY BINGO: See WED.25, 7 p.m. SUMMER BOOK SALE: See WED.25, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m.

food & drink

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.25, 2 p.m. OLD NORTH END FARMERS’ MARKET: Local farmers sell the fruits of their ﬁelds, and their labor. 3-6:30 p.m. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073. health & ﬁtness

ZUMBA FITNESS: See THU.26, 7 p.m.

WED.25-S UN.29 & WED.02

SINE QUA NONCHALANCE

People who’ve seen Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead — British playwright Tom Stoppard’s existentialist answer to Hamlet — know that Stoppard has a penchant for putting his characters in comically tight spots. They’re literally at sea in Rough Crossing, his 1985 adaptation of Ferenc Molnár’s Play at the Castle. Set aboard a transatlantic ocean liner — the S.S. Italian Castle, natch — Crossing charts the highjinks of two playwrights and a composer frantically working to ﬁnish a musical comedy. Up late, the trio overhears the leading lady (the composer’s crush) getting hot and heavy with the show’s male star. To preserve shipboard harmony, one dramaturge bribes the actors and writes the pair’s purple prose into the script. Boatloads of theatrical puns aid the ensuing confusion between life and art. A Waterbury Festival Players production boards “passengers” through July 5.

‘ROUGH CROSSING’

Wednesday through Saturday, June 25-28 and July 2-5, 7:30 p.m.; Sunday, June 29, 2 p.m., at the Waterbury Festival Playhouse in Waterbury Center. $20-22. Info, 802-498-3755. www.waterburyfestivalplayers. com

kids

ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.25, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

‘CLICK, CLACK, MOO: COWS THAT TYPE’: See WED.25, 2 p.m.

music

Also, see clubdates in Section B.

CASTLETON CONCERT SERIES: The Bluegrass Gospel Project melds genres and harmonies to lift spirits with strumming and song. Castleton Village Green, Castleton, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911.

MONTREAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ

FESTIVAL: See THU.26, 12-11:59

p.m.

SEAN JOHNSON & THE WILD LOTUS

BAND: Spiritual kirtan music gets a funky twist from the New Orleans trio. Yoga Mountain Center, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $12 in advance, $15 day of show. Info, 223-5302.

sport

BASIC BIKE MAINTENANCE: Wrench wielders get a grip on bicycle upkeep and repairs at a beginner-level clinic. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

WOMEN’S ROAD RIDE: Female pedal pushers congregate for wheel camaraderie in two groups covering 20- and 30-mile routes. Meet in the parking lot. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

theater

‘ANNIE’: See WED.25, 8 p.m.

DOUBT : See WED.25, 7:30 p.m.

‘MOONLIGHT AND MAGNOLIAS’: Old-school Hollywood mega-egos clash in Ron Hutchinson’s farce about the making of the ﬁlm adaptation of Gone With the Wind, circa 1939. McCarthy Arts Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $27-33. Info, 654-2281.

WED.02

activism

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.25, 5-5:30 p.m.

dance

‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See WED.25, 6 p.m.

education

CHEMISTRY ENTHUSIASTS PROGRAM: See SUN.29. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers practice their English. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

SPANISH CONVERSATION GROUP: See WED.25, 12-1 p.m.

etc.

CHARITY BINGO: See WED.25, 7 p.m.

SUMMER BOOK SALE: See WED.25, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m.

food & drink

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.25, 2 p.m.

MIDDLEBURY FARMERS’ MARKET: See WED.25, 9 a.m.

SOUTH END FARMERS’ MARKET: See WED.25, 3:30 p.m.

kids

ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.25, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

‘CLICK, CLACK, MOO: COWS THAT TYPE’: See WED.25, 10:30 a.m.

movies

Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A.

‘THE DEVIL CAME ON HORSEBACK’: Producer Gretchen Wallace is on hand to discuss her 2007 documentary about the atrocities in Darfur and the photographer who helped make Americans aware of them. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

music

Also, see clubdates in Section B.

BARRE CONCERT SERIES: Singersongwriter Lewis Franco provides family-friendly fare at a weekly summertime venue. Currier Park, Barre, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-0267.

MONTREAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ

FESTIVAL: See THU.26, 12-11:59

p.m.

SHAPE NOTE SING: See WED.25, 6-8 p.m.

ST. ANDREW’S PIPES AND DRUMS: See WED.25, 7:30 p.m.

talks

‘TOWARDS ZERO NET ENERGY

BUILDINGS’: “Green” architect Steven Strong considers solar- and wind-powered structures that produce as much or more energy than they use. Yestermorrow Design-Build School, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

theater

‘ANNIE’: See WED.25, 8 p.m.

DOUBT : See WED.25, 3 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

‘MOONLIGHT AND MAGNOLIAS’: See TUE.01, 8 p.m.

ROUGH CROSSING’: See WED.25, 7:30 p.m.

words

BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Wally Lamb’s novel She’s Come Undone sift through plot points. Lincoln Library, Lincoln, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 456-2635. ‘READINGS IN THE GALLERY’ SERIES: Judith Jones, the Alfred A. Knopf editor responsible for ﬁlling America’s cookbook shelves with masterworks by Julia Child and Marion Cunningham, reads from her memoir The Tenth Muse: My Life in Food. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

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LAWNMOWER WHIPLASH?

I have lived in the area for seven years now and enjoy all the beauty and wonder nature has to offer up here, as it is ever changing. Family and friends are important to me and compassion and a sense of humor takes us far in life. I’m up for anything or nothing at all.

Dance_in_the_Rain 34 l #110177

HIGH-SPIRITED, OUTGOING GIRL

I like to go places and do things. Love camping, hiking, ﬁshing, gardening, traveling and reading, among many other things. Independent but I love a chivalrous man. Love muscle cars and Harleys, and chocolate with almonds. fungirliegirl60 47 #110178

BOUNCY, BADASS AND BLISSFUL

But I’m really just one of the guys. I’m looking for someone I can have fun and hang with, someone to be a best friend and more. I’m not the type of girl who is looking to change someone and I don’t make a habit of changing for the wrong guys. HazelHalos 22 l #110175

IT’S FREE, SO TRY IT.

It said to be honest but I’m not sure what I want. If long-term, I require a Christian. For something less long-term, the three C’s - clean, caring, creative - are enough. I’m strange, fun, affectionate, outgoing and will keep you guessing. I have a brain and an education and use them both! I’m 26, curvy, white and ohso-single. Message me. lifebyfaith 26 l #110158

ACTIVE, SINCERE, FUN-LOVING

Hello! It being summer and all, I thought I’d give this a shot. I’m a single mom (kids with me part-time), grad student (summer off!), active. Looking for a responsible, lovable, loving, emotionally available and FUN person to enjoy aspects of life with. Favorites include: live music, dancing, hiking, gardening, time with friends, great books, lovely conversations and laughter. mabelle 35 l #110155

SEXY, SASSY CITY GIRL

I’m 19. I’m 5’8”, average size, dark hair. I love to chill and blaze wit my homies. If you’re interested in friends, hit me up; relationships even better. Been lied to, cheated on and stabbed - literally. I’m loyal, down and an awesome cook, and I like to clean, believe it or not! Am I your girl? Let me know, big boy. SassyBaby2008 19 l #110118

KIDS, ANIMALS AND FUN

I can tell you that my kids are number one in my life. We camp, play games, watch funny movies. I enjoy reading, chatting with friends, my daily walk. I love to learn and try new things. I am interested in ﬁnding a long-term relationship but also just meeting new people and expanding my circle of friends. sunny71 36, l, #110070

LATIN GIRL IN VT

I am a well-educated, successful, loving, fun and passionate woman who likes to travel, learn about other cultures and make friends. I like to spend time with my family and friends. I enjoy cooking and being outdoors. I am looking for friendship ﬁrst, then a possible long-term relationship. Capricorn 34 l #110062

BUSY, HAPPY, HEALTHY SPA GIRL!

Busy, happy and seeking someone who likes to socialize, work hard and enjoy life always.

Highheels 38 l #110063

OPEN, BALANCED AND FRIENDLY

A fun, friendly, sweet and extremely loyal friend and you are a handsome, smart, ﬁt sweetheart. summerchild, 47, l, #105245

INTROSPECTIVE, HONEST, SILLY, ADVENTUROUS, LOYAL

Let’s put all our “stuff” into a bucket, and then both roll up our sleeves and see what beautiful art we can create together, with singing, dancing, laughing along the way. Loving, loyal, intuitive and silly single mom looking for a perfect match for my imperfections. Let’s walk, eat wholesome foods, go to the theater, watch a sunset, meditate, giggle, get real.

wrthanickl 55 l #109846

SWEET, SPUNKY, INDEPENDENT

I’m the type of girl that can take care of herself. No sugar daddies necessary but I certainly don’t mind being pampered. I’ve been described as sexy, kind, and hardworking.

I’m looking for someone who is smart, funny and grounded and has goals in their life. showhorsevt 36 #103855

NICEST WOMAN YOU’LL EVER MEET!

I am honest, caring and enjoy just having a good time. I am a blue-jeans-and-pearls type. Above-average looks with a great sense of humor. Cannot stand shopping. I need to lose more weight but I’m not obese. Looking to meet a great guy with a sense of humor who’s honest and down to earth. Love_Humor, 44, l #110046

PEEL THE ONION

I am currently selling my house and making a move to the Burlington area. I work fulltime and love my job. My friend Dave describes me as a “guy with a vagina.” I’m very honest and to the point about most everything. I’m looking for someone who can handle my honesty and see past that to the sweeter side of me. LuckyCharm12 23 l #104504

LET’S GET TOGETHER

Hi, I am an attractive 43-year-old blond, average build and very feminine and sexy. I have been self-employed and recently sold my business. So now I would like to date, travel or whatever with a nice man with little commitment. Married might be OK. Interested? southernkathye 43 u, #110035

SUMMERTIME AND THE LIVIN’ IS EASY

I’ve lived in Vermont my whole life and absolutely love it here. I love to go hiking, camping, jumping in rivers, picnic, go to concerts, enjoy drinks by a bonﬁre. I enjoy relaxing with a movie or game-night if the mood strikes me. I love music and watching it live. My friends would say I’m motivated, feisty and fun! BeccaInVT 24 l #110034

TRAVEL TIME Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before. TimeTravels, 23, l, #110032

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WOMAN SEEKING NEW FRIENDSHIP

I am a joyful and passionate woman who loves music, nature, close friendships, dogs, cats, kids, stand-up comedy and great kissers. I am only in VT for a few weeks each season. I would love to get to know a woman with similar interests who would like to get together occasionally when I’m here. HappyMezzo, 49, l #110080

DOWN-TO-EARTH WOMAN

Never cheat, easy to get along with, believe in 50-50. Love cats, hanging with friends, my mom. hippymom12901, 40, l, #110014

WILD LIFE WATER TIME2FALL

I’m getting younger every day, ﬁnally young enough to celebrate this way. Eyes manipulate time ﬂowing like water through space. I seek eye contact, honesty, trust, rolling in the savanna or moss, under the beautiful waterfalls of this small ball that we call Gaia. Want to celebrate the end of the bad bush with a good LTR one!! Wildlife 39 u l #109869

NATURE-Y, PLAYFUL, LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE

I’m ready to have fun! And I would love to get to know you. I love being outside hiking, biking, traveling, studying plants and more. I also love chemistry and physics, but don’t let that intimidate you! I’m studying Biology, Women’s Studies and Music at UVM. I’m looking for long conversations over coffee, a hiking partner, and more. NettleFairy, 18, l #109833

WANTED: ECLECTIC, TALENTED, ENLIGHTENED SPIRITS

Ability to evoke mental and physical stimulation mandatory. Awareness, passion. Kind, real. Sporty, intellectual, inspiring conversation, bigger picture, connection, health. Adian, 31, l, #109797

LOOKING FOR AN ADVENTURE

I am looking to share my experiences, life, music, and interest with someone who can offer the same, whether similar or different. Looking for honesty and someone who can be themselves. I enjoy music, FOOD, laughing, coffee, the ocean, animals, movies and most of all road trips. I’m new to Vermont so maybe you can show me the ropes. simple53, 28, l #109662

INTELLIGENT, QUIRKY, LIBERAL, SPIRITUAL :)

I’m looking to meet a woman who shares similar values; is authentic, candid, down-toearth and open to spirituality; and who likes to engage in intellectual discussion and has a love for adventure close to her heart. Above all else, a woman who is on a path of selfdiscovery and is looking for someone to go along for the ride. :). Not2bforgot10 24 l #109611

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TALL, LOOKING FOR LOVE

I’m not great at this but here goes. I’m 6’3”, athletic, enjoy sports, movies (in or out), walks in the evening and campﬁres. Contact me and we can talk the old-fashioned way. huskyman64 44 #109088

COME RIDE THE WAVE.

Engaging, creative, self-reliant. Like to recharge through the beauty of wild places. Celebrate independent minds, innovators and artists who give voice to that perennial spirit of freedom and truth in a world where it is often in short supply. Seeking co-creatrix to fuel the ﬁre of the heart and the erotic sensibilities of the soul in a meaningful and respectful way. Duende, 51, l, #110163

CORDIAL YET DYNAMIC

Flirting is a wonderful invention. I am a great listener, very caring, loyal and supportive and know how to make people laugh. I am very romantic. I love exploring this wacky world through spirituality and humor. Looking forward to meeting you under the stars and moon. VtWolfSmile, 34, l, #110149

READY TO UPGRADE?

Moving to VT has been a bit of a change for me, but a lot still stays the same. I’m a simple Midwestern guy with values that my parents would be proud of. I enjoy spending time talking with friends over some good food at home, a pint at the pub or a hike around town. theHero 26 l #110144

GENTLE TEDDY BEAR

I am looking for a fun and outgoing woman who knows when to play and when to be serious. I am looking for someone who likes it 50/50 or sometimes 60/40 depending on the day. If this sounds like you, contact me. doggaww73 35 #110142

SHOOOOT

This will come along as long as the piano stays in tune. smashing 35 #110138

WHERE IS EVERYONE?

I am in Middlebury and am looking to expand my group of friends. I’m looking for someone who wants to go do stuff - listen to music, hike or kayak, play bocci or Parcheesi, someone to have fun with. Cartograph 25 l, #110131

CHARMING, SOCIALLY ADEPT DC TRANSPLANT

I am a well-educated, ﬁt, good-looking guy and a highly creative, independent thinker whoi lives by my wits (self-employed). I enjoy being out doing just about anything: a night on the town, dining, theater, a sports event, sailing, hiking or a motorcycle ride. Hoping to ﬁnd someone action-oriented with divergent interests to share the good times. SociallyFlying 53 #110066

SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS, OUTDOORSY ANIMAL LOVER

I enjoy a good time in my comfort zone or in yours. I love music, art, nature, biking, skiing. I’d like to try just about anything else. gdesmshs 50 l #106973

CURRENT PASSIONS, INCIDENTAL DETAILS

The prompt says to describe yourself “honestly.” Well, honestly, I do not think I or anyone else could reduce themselves to a couple sentences. If you’re brave enough send me an email, let’s talk. If not, maybe I will be brave enough to send you one. I promise to try. napoleoninrags, 22, l, #110113

OUTDOOR GUY ISO OUTDOOR GIRL

I’m 36, divorced, love to be outside during the summer for hiking, biking, kayaking, backpacking or camping. I’m also PADI openwater scuba-certiﬁed, but it’s been a few years. In winter I ski, and I’m thinking about snowshoeing this winter. I love dogs and live music year-round. I’m looking for someone similar, but with girl parts. hippiewithajob 36, l, #106520

I BREAK FOR UFOS

I’m an easygoing dude who likes to play music, hike, and watch baseball, football, B-rated or horror movies, and movies in general. I also like writing and making short ﬁlms and videos with my friends. markles28 31 #110095

CHEF IN BURLINGTON

Hey there. Well, I am 20 years old. Love to cook for myself and friends. Working as a chef intern in Shelburne. Looking for someone who enjoys good food, good wine and good friends. VTChef87, 20, l, #110088

I’M A SINGLE FATHER OF TWO Six feet tall, 185 pounds, with grey hair. I spend all the time I can with my kids but it’s only half the time. I love to watch sci-ﬁ horror movies, am an avid reader and crossword addict. Love to dine out and eat in. Looking for dating and possible LTR. Kids are ﬁne. KrimsonVT, 42, l, #110076

GREGARIOUS AND CHEERFUL I am 6’2”, 230 lbs, energetic and cheerful. I like to enjoy life

SUPERSWEET

Borders, play phantom planet on my guitar and many other things. I generally like to relax and have fun. =] So hit me up if you want to know more. ejboy08 18 l #110085

SWEET UNTIL HURT I am looking for a good, decent guy who knows how to treat me right. I am caring and honest, and I love being loved. I’m looking for a long-term relationship. I have a few extra pounds but am losing them! I have been told that I am deﬁnitely not ugly but not as cute as Brad Pitt. m7789 19 u l, #108792

REGULAR JOE, IRREGULAR HOMO 36-year-old professional seeking Mr. Almost Perfect. I love old movies and spending time with family and friends. I think weekend trips are a great recharge. I love to cook, entertain on occasion, and make sure the dishes are done before bed. I think affection is a lost art. I think holding hands is a great thing. vtboi4m 36 l #102625

SEXY FARM HAND

It’s winter and I have just moved to

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JACEY’S WHY IT’S HOT Looking for a good time and some new experiences while bf is away. Jacey 20 l #110172

HORNEY WIFE

I am very married and need to be absolutely discreet. I am not satisﬁed at home and am bored with my vibrator collection. I fantasize about meeting a stranger. I am very timid about having an encounter. I am not looking for sex, but a lot of foreplay. I love dirty talk. Married men please reply. cowgirl6625, 41, #110166

LIVING, LEARNING, LOVING, LAUGHING

I’m seeking a single unattached person for play, dating or a serious relationship. I don’t

ﬁt into traditional dating categories cuz I’m a disabled woman attracted to any gender. I just want someone for reciprocal fun, and see where it goes. I love tortoises, teaching, novels, new things, writing novels/poetry. Tell me your passions. sweetstrong 30 u l #110052

TEASE IF YOU PLEASE Tempt me, tease me. When I’m in the mood I can’t get enough. Seven times in a day was the most I’ve ever had. Don’t like games. Prefer a relationship over one time/NSA. Exceptions are rare. 24/F tattoos, piercings in strategic places. Not a skinny-minny girl - though I do look hot in a mini. coconut08VT 24 l #110020

RED-HEADER Looking for NSA sex. Lots of pre-sex pleasure! Someone to teach a naive gal the hot ropes. Can’t host but willing to travel. Must be clean like me, and very discreet. 109986 26 #109986

SHY HOUSEWIFE SEEKS FEMALE

PLAYMATE

I’m a shy woman bored with my marriage. I was with a woman once before and really enjoyed the experience. Seeking someone to occupy my time and then possibly have some fun. To be blatantly honest, looks matter. I am not a “10” by any means, but not a total dog either. I expect the same from anyone who wants to contact me. halo, 36, #109677

SHY BUT VERY CURIOUS

I have little experience and am looking to have some fun. I want someone to teach me how to give and receive pleasure. I am bicurious and want to experiment. I love to be licked and want to try new things. Please send me a note if you are interested in helping me with my insatiable appetite. shybutcurious 23 l #109676

VIVACIOUS, BUBBLY REDHEAD WANTS

PLAY I am new to Burlington from NYC. I recently began playing with domination and ﬂogging. Looking to ﬁnd playmates and possibly a more committed, sexual relationship with the right one. A switch, leaning towards bottom. Into both men and women. Outside of the bedroom I am into photography, knitting, being outdoors, self discovery, cooking, baking, dancing, music. Looking2Play, 29, l #109637

LOOKING

I am looking for someone to hang out with and have a few drinks or go to dinners and see what happens. I have photos that I will share so send me yours, you wont be dissappointed so contact me!! crystalline 30, l, #109496

LOOKING TO EXPAND MY HORIZONS

Let’s see. Who is Lily? I am a... well, I’ll say switch, but with developing dom feelings. Love kink play. Looking to have some fun, sexual and platonic. Please feel free to drop me a line. shywhitelily 24 l #109252

SEXY, NAKED, SUN, SPORTS, HOT TUBS

Looking for some summertime playmates! Love going to Bolton Falls. mashelle29 26 #109076

DON’T WANNA BE GIRL-GIRL VIRGIN Never done anything with another girl before but definitely want to get into it. I am tiny so I need a girl who will fit me. I am also into guys, definitely! But I have never had a threesome. I’m willing to try it only with the kinky ones - but group sex is always a plus, so couples welcome! sexuallyexplicit 18 u, l, #108804

GENTLE, ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT

I’m interested in ﬁnding folks for sexual encounters that are meaningful yet free of strings. Please be spiritual by nature (i.e. have a basic respect for living creatures and self), silly, gentle and kind, openminded and attractive. I love yoga and breathing :), healthy living and eating, reading, exercising, watching thought-provoking movies, laughing, and exploring the world. sweets, 34, l, #108789

WARM, CURVY LADY

I am a warm, loving woman. I want a lady with at least a little meat on her bones. I want to earn any bruises I may get lol. I am a touchy-feely kind of lady. I love to make the right lady squirm with desire. Are you the lady I am looking for? singleat42 42 u, l, #108720

SEXY, SLIM, OPEN-MINDED

Looking for couple (man and woman?). Looking for something fun and new. Been with women before, would love to do again. Would like to make a friendship/play. I am clean and lots of fun. If you’re seeking someone young and fun to fulﬁll your desire, write me a message and we can get to know each other. Will provide pics when asked for. Hail16 21 l, #108623

EXOTIC, PLAYFUL WOMAN

Exotic, playful woman looking for NSA fun. Can’t host but will travel. Married, not looking to leave, but need more ﬂavors for high sex drive. redtryst, 31, #108414

SEEKING TO FULFILL A FANTASY

Bi 22-year-old female with ﬁance seeks to realize a fantasy with a woman. You must be clean, d/d-free, open, honest. Fiance gives me the go-ahead. I would try anything once, maybe twice, but take it slow. I’m new to this and shy. Maybe friends ﬁrst and see what develops. Fiance not included; just me and another woman. angel427 23 l #108399

VIXEN WANTS TO PLAY!

I am 29 years old and am very bisexual. Looking for a femme who is able to have fun in and out of bed. Must have a sense of humor, be height and weight proportionate.

BoredinVt, 30, l, #108386

SEXY BLOND SEEKS...

I’m looking for a man who knows how to have a good time with no commitment. If you want to know more, email me. eb83 25 u l #107296

HIGHLY PASSIONATE

SWF, 39, looking for pleasure, love or lust. Would like to explore some kinky fantasies. A man willing to give me a try to please him. Clean and discreet, please. Possible relationship, too. CA2001 40 u #106992

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THICK, UNCUT, KINKY

Looking for others who share similar fantasies and sexual interests! Just be real, and ready to play! Take a look at my list of fun facts ;-) and get in touch. Life is short! Let’s have some fun! needmorenow 47 #110187

BURNING DAYLIGHT

Time to roll. Safe, discreet, hot encounters sought. teller 49 l #110162

GET WITH ME

Hey all. I have been living in Burlington for a couple of years now. I am looking for NSA fun and that is all. I will try just about anything once, but discretion is a must. My biggest turn-on is attractive, older women, but all ages are welcome. I am very oral and expect you are as well. macbook84, 24, #110160

FUNNY, GOOD-LOOKING, ATHLETIC, MUSCULAR

Looking for a fun female for discreet booty calls, to exchange a great massage, or just take a ride on my Harley. I am D&D-free, you must be also.Let’s have some fun! drumbum, 41 #110154

CLEAN-CUT, STYLISH

Looking for the right woman for some oneon-one, no strings attached fun. VTMD10 31 #110106

FUN, FROLICKING, DISCRETION

Good-looking, open-minded, horny wordsmith looking for sexy, open-minded wench with a penchant for coital wordplay to discover satisfaction via ethereal email with a view to perhaps making it a reality... Wobbledagger 37 #110082

NATURAL GUY

I am a natural guy who loves a woman who is completely comfortable with her body and will allow me to behold her beauty. I will show you my appreciation by giving you pleasure however you desire. Your age and size do not matter to me. I am 46 but have a 21-year-old’s desire for mad, passionate love. runsafe, 45, #110075

WOMAN WHO ENJOYS SPANKING, DISCIPLINE

Professional, attractive, ﬁt, older male, safe, and very discreet, interested in woman who enjoys/needs discipline of whatever sort. bearah 57 #110025

CAN GIVE ONLY SEX, BABY!

Hungry husband seeks clean and healthy lady for discreet one-on-one. Wife is sexually disabled. Absolute discretion required. No smoking, no drugs. Your place, not mine. I am not a paid member, so email me your email address. LOHENGRIN48. lohengrin48 47 #109995

LIBIDO SIZE OF OREGON SEEKING...

I’m a sexually open, attractive, libidinous, youthful, looking for mutual attraction and adventure. I’m bi, comfortable with my self image, and respectful. I’m fit, healthy, cut and clean. Additionally, I’m in-tune, interested, perceptive and out-focused. I’m hoping to find those special someones to satisfy a longstanding fantasy that I guess you’ll just have to write me to find out about. creativename, 44 u l, #109976

TUMMY TICKLER

I’m originally from North Carolina but moved up this way four years ago. Looking only for discreet, NSA encounters. No relationships. You must be D/D-free, as I am. CoachK, 30, #109966

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE

I’m all alone and looking for someone to keep me occupied. You can have me any way you want me, I’ll be cool with it. Send me a note if you’re interested, pictures can be exchanged. handsonlearner, 21, #109959

BOREDHOUSEBOY

Just what it sounds like in the header. Another bored houseboy. thedrizzle, 27, #109957

PLEASE YOU

Seeking a NSA partner, must be discreet. Seeking someone to play and please. Do you like to have your ears nibbled and to have a wet tongue invade them? Do you like to have wandering hands brushing your breasts, exciting your nipples? Yearn for a tongue and some sucking and biting? Are you starting to moan? Enjoy. mer1den 42 l #109954

DOM LOOKING FOR PLAYMATE, RELATIONSHIP

Back into the mix; time to play. Dominant, with toys, toys, toys and an active imagination, seeks playmate, soulmate and possible partnership/ relationship. Creative, funny and eager to meet you, ﬁnd common ground and play. Let’s explore the edge of your envelope and live out a fantasy or three. goofydad_69, 45 #109948

TRY IT AT LEAST ONCE

Healthy, well-educated, creative and willing guy for most anything. Respect4You2 52 l, #109945

TALL, DARK ‘N’ HANDSOME SEXPOT

Visitor from Philadelphia, working in Plattsburgh. IS0 a female friend to have fun with during my two-month visit. 0lhead 37 #109924

GOOD TIMES

New to all this. Ideally searching for experienced coach who wants maximum pleasure from trainee. I am a true gent who aims to please. Come and ring my bell! AustinPowers 35 #109915

DOM SEEKING PLAYMATE For fun and excitement. Could lead to something more but want great sex ﬁrst. Married or not but must be discreet. I’m D/Dfree and tested. I’m very experienced in the lifestyle. Willing to teach newbies. I’m never cruel or mean. Expand your limits but no need to be afraid. I like ALL body types. VtAlt 47 u, l, #109905

Dear Mistress Maeve,

Over the last few months I’ve become vexed by my inability to ejaculate while receiving oral sex. In the past I’ve dismissed this problem, but I recently had the same partner for over a month, who, by my estimation, was extremely good at it. No matter what she did, no matter how “on the mark” she was, I couldn’t get comfortable enough to come. Sometimes I would even experience physical pain, even when she wasn’t doing anything abrasive. Eventually I’d always just give up and return to intercourse.

It has also occurred to me that I perhaps have some childhood trauma to work through with a therapist. It also doesn’t help that I don’t keep partners long enough to really make any progress in this department.

Yours in frustration,

Miguel

Dear Miguel,

First and foremost, when someone says they “perhaps” need to see a therapist, it usually means they should. Kudos to you for facing your childhood trauma and seeking help. You’ll be in good company — most of my favorite people are in therapy.

While you’re tackling the bigger issues, remember that relationships cannot get to the next level unless both partners show some vulnerability. If you’re still seeing this woman, communicate with her. Let her know that she gives great head and that your issues have nothing to do with her. If you start letting partners in, you may be able to end this cycle of short relationships and make some progress with intimacy. Who knows — maybe you’ve reached a point in your life where intimacy trumps oral when it comes to getting off?

Above all else, remember that sex is supposed to be fun. In the end, do you really care how you come? You talk about giving up and returning to intercourse like it’s a death sentence — I can think of far worse alternatives. I’ll bet you’ll have a much better time if you stop thinking about the things that don’t get you off and start focusing on the things that do.

And one more thing: If pain during fellatio persists, see a doctor.

Best of luck, mm

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i Spy...

You work for Continental at BVT. You’re always there when I fly home to New Jersey. I still like your shorts. Maybe Gate 13 will be lucky for me? When: Thursday, May 29, 2008. Where: Burlington International Airport. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904004

Walking in Montpelier

You: brown hair, blue backpack. You look so cute walking through town smiling up at the sky. Better watch where you’re going or you’ll bump into someone someday! Hopefully me! When: Wednesday, June 18, 2008. Where: Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904003

Boosting the good karMa

To the dashingly attractive blond lad at City Market who bought my pasta sauce when my card wouldn’t work: Thank you! My pasta dreams have been fulfilled and my fondness for humankind reinforced. When: Saturday, June 21, 2008. Where: City Market. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904002

i saW your shoes first

I was bending down over a pile of books at the Montpelier book sale and saw your grayish black crocks and very nice legs, shorts, tee shirt, and handsome face. I think we noticed each other and then you were gone. When: Tuesday, June 17, 2008. Where: Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904000

Waterfront Video Cutie

You: senior at Burlington College, studying film. Me: brunette in a green tank top. Unfortunately, I don’t know anything about film and I only rent John Cusak movies. Maybe next time I come in you can steer me towards some artsier flicks? When: Thursday, June 19, 2008. Where: Waterfront Video on Shelburne Rd. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903999

hey BaBe

I’m soo glad we met. I’ve been looking for you for so long, hard to believe you were right around the corner and knew my brother. We have so much fun together. You say you’re lucky to have me; I think I’m the lucky one. You’re perfect for me. Let’s stay like this forever! Just me, you and the Dawgs. -W. When: Thursday, June 19, 2008. Where: in my dreams. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903998

the Most Beautiful golden eyes!

The most amazingly beautiful woman at Radio Bean on Wednesday afternoon. You were with your friend and her sweet dog, and as usual people were politicking, but all I could think about were your radiant eyes and kind smile. Wish you didn’t have to go to work. Would have loved to talk to you more. Hope to see you on the North side again! When: Wednesday, June 18, 2008. Where: Radio Bean. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903997

girl, you roCkin’ the fishBoWl! Ha! Now you can say you’ve been spied! We are elbow to elbow nearly every day at work. You are an amazing friend and beautiful person inside and out. I hope you will realize this and never forget how brightly you shine. Go BFF POD #1! When: Thursday, June 19, 2008. Where: at work most days. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903995

CheeChy Bear

My Italian stallion who could easily be mistaken for an Abercrombie model. You make me smile. So smart. So funny. So amazing. You are my perfection. When: Friday, June 8, 2007. Where: Richford. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903994

Missing you at henry st.

I come to Henry St. Deli to taste your hands on my sandwich. I haven’t seen you in a few days. Your curly hair reminds me of a tumbleweed blowing in the desert. I hope you’re not making anyone else’s sandwich. I miss you and your slender fingertips. Come back to me. When: Monday, June 16, 2008. Where: Henry Street Deli. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903993

fox in red dress

I passed you outside Charlie O’s and said, “Rockin’ the red dress.” You replied with, “It’s pink, douche bag.” I love a sassy girl. See you around town. When: Wednesday, June 18, 2008. Where: Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903992

ken’s Waitress has presenCe

I have to say, you waited on me a few times now, and your energy and presence is incredible. If you didn’t know, you do now! When: Wednesday, June 18, 2008. Where: Ken’s on Church St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903991

deBates at eVery angle

How am I supposed to compete with a smile like that? When: Wednesday, June 18, 2008. Where: Radio Bean. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903990

Crossing paths Our paths crossed nearly 10 years ago. Our paths are crossing again, do you feel it? I most certainly do. Coffee sometime? When: Wednesday, June 18, 2008. Where: Square Mall. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903987

Wednesday, June 18, Malletts Bay, 1:30 p.M

You came in with your friend and her baby. I’m sorry for staring but you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I wanted to say something but I didn’t want to come off creepy. I really felt something. I would love to take you out sometime. I hope you see this. When: Wednesday, June 18, 2008. Where: Malletts Bay. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903986

sCared of esCalators at MaCy’s

I’ve never done this before, but for some reason you really caught my attention, on Saturday, June 14. You: tall, dark and handsome. (Oh man, this is a little crazy that I’m even doing this.) Me: tall girl with the blue dress who couldn’t help but stare. Caught your attention a few times and was scared of the escalator. Hoping to see you again! When: Saturday, June 14, 2008. Where: Macy’s in Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903985

you Made My day

When I saw you walking toward me wearing that white dress it felt like we were the only two people in the world. You sparkled, you made the clouds disappear and you were part of the best day of my life. You still manage to amaze me in every way. Might I interest you in a game of Parcheesi? When: Saturday, June 30, 2007. Where: Bolton. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903984

roManCe all the tiMe

To my four beautiful roomies and one cute little bunny! I’m so sad to not live under the same roof as you guys but our romance will live on. You all have already done such amazing things and will continue to do so. ROMANCE ALL THE TIME! When: Friday, June 1, 2007. Where: Colchester Ave. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903980

Best gyM staff in Burlington

This is to the best gym staff in downtown Burlington, at the Fitness Center Downtown. They are always friendly and there with a helping hand or personal training idea when you need it. Keep smiling guys. You have been spied! When: Tuesday, June 17, 2008. Where: Fitness Center Downtown. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903979

your dirty seCrets aren’t seCret goddess_of_stars, I’m glad you had fun with him that night, but it’s no secret.

I see that you two still continue playing your games. Before it was your morning calls, after-work calls, secret meetings at your work and other places, texts, etc. Now it’s here. I hope you both know how hurtful you are. When: Thursday, May 22, 2008. Where: from Burlington to Bolton. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903978

M.J. aka Jethro

Where in the world are you these days, Jethro? Last I heard, you were engaged, then nothing. Just curious about your life as I dream of our past. Wishing I’d been more than casual in those days. Hope all is well with you. When: Wednesday, June 18, 2008. Where: work, play, here and there. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903977

the sCot in My dreaMs

Where has the most amazing Scot gone? I wish we could meet again. Hoping you’ll see this and say hi like once before. Let’s finish the dream. When: Wednesday, June 18, 2008. Where: Lincoln Inn and everywhere. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903976

Vet teCh?

Very cute vet tech (?) at Shell on Rt. 7. Blond hair, blue scrubs, Maroon Jeep getting coffee. Single? Would love to know if that amazing smile was for me. When: Wednesday, June 18, 2008. Where: Shell gas station, So. Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903975

plato’s shouting BaCk I’m responding to the I Spy you wrote to me back in February. I saw you at Plato’s Closet and checked you out. I had red gauges then. I saw your I Spy for me and I’ve been trying to find and contact you since. I would like to get to know you, but I need to find you first. When: Thursday, February 14, 2008. Where: Plato’s Closet. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903974

you’re My loVer, underCoVer You KNOW you’re my Number One; I shouldn’t have to tell you! But seriously, just in case I haven’t made it clear, I will miss you more than you can imagine. Thanks for the sweet-potato loaf, the swims (skinnydipping-and-not), the strength, love and being forever one of the most important and influential people in my life. I love you! When: Sunday, July 20, 2008. Where: Sketchville, “I-thinkI-was-just-shot,” Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903972

Meg froM Montpelier

Met you at the Tent. Your sexy smile, blue dress and eyes, your pretty red hair caught me unawares: My sense just up and went. Night went on, we partied along; your smile was heaven sent. I should’ve asked your number; my brain, it just got dumber. Chromium domium feeling loneliumreally is a bummer. Let’s share some time. When: Saturday, June 7, 2008. Where: World Music Tent. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903971

CuMBy’s in the pouring rain Monday, June 16, around 6:30 p.m. Saw you on the corner by St. Mike’s, then at Cumberland Farms. We stood under the eave together until I sprinted to my car through the rain. You look very cute soaking wet. Coffee? When: Monday, June 16, 2008. Where: Cumberland Farms by St. Mike’s. You:

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up your deposits. When: Monday, June 16, 2008. Where: Maple Tree Place. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903968 in the hinesBurg groCery store I asked you if you worked or lived in town. I thought you looked familiar. You told me you lived in Burlington, and shared with me an amazing smile. I went outside to get a card with my phone number on it, but when I returned, alas, you had vanished. I figured this (and everything else) was worth a try. When: Monday, June 16, 2008. Where: Hinesburg. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903967

Blond Beauty in north end Saw you coming out of Merchant’s Bank on North Ave. and a few minutes later at the bagel shop up the street getting a Free Press and a chocolate milk. I love chocolate milk! Wanted to say something but was a bit toungue-tied. Any chance you felt the same impulse? When: Monday, June 16, 2008. Where: Merchant’s Bank, bagel shop on North Ave. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903966

Beautiful Brunette at VerMont sandWiCh You were working late on Saturday. I came in for a slice and came back for a green tea. You were so sweet and beautiful! I’m sure you’re with someone, but if not, I’d love the chance! When: Saturday, June 14, 2008. Where: Vermont Sandwich. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903965 i aM the luCkiest I was told to listen for loud shoes, finding someone beautiful before my eyes. I took hold of your hand and to this day I never want to let go. When: Saturday, December 1, 2007. Where: Church Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903964 dso long-haired Boy! Yoo diggityy! It was nice meeting you at the show (both nights - yeah!). I’d be down for chilling. No idea how you do contact things on this thang, tho. When: Tuesday, June 10, 2008. Where: Dark Star Orchestra, Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903961

Burlington redhead :) A redheaded Sarah was spotted behind City Market kickin’ it on her back porch - you are a rock star! Peace and love. When: Saturday, June 14, 2008. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903959 north aVe path to BeaCh You were on the path going down behind St. Joseph’s on North Ave. You had dreadlocks. You’re cute. Me: blue water bottle, tan shorts, a moustache. Were you looking? When: Thursday, June 12, 2008. Where: old path across from medical store on bike. You: Man. Me: Man. #903958

RE: YOUR HOT PANTS So many hot pants, so

Didyouget D?

time. Your inquiry leaves more mysteries than answers. The one you speak of, what letter of the alphabet does their name start with? I’ve been known to be a Hotpants, but that was in my younger years. Maybe father time made my cookies go stale. When: Friday, June 13, 2008. Where: Near the Playground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903954

TO MY WILLARD STREET FRIEND

I cherish our late-night pillow talks and all that precedes them! May they continue? When: Monday, June 9, 2008. Where: Willard Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903953

ICED COFFEE, CITY MARKET JUNE 13

I showed you where the ice was. You had a yellow shirt, jeans and ﬂip ﬂops. Your smiling eyes were incredible. When: Friday, June 13, 2008. Where: City Market. You: Man. Me: Man. #903952

WILLISTON POST OFFICE SMILE

Wow. I had just gotten my mail on June 12 in the Williston Post Ofﬁce. We were the only two in the lobby. You walked by and gave me a smile that totally made my day. Thank you. I can only hope I get the chance to see it again. When: Thursday, June 12, 2008. Where: Williston Post Ofﬁce. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903951

SHAKE IT UP!

Vermont gubernatorial candidate Sam Young - you inspire me, you will inspire millions! Grass roots, baby! When: Thursday, June 12, 2008. Where: all over the state. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903950

NECI STUDENT

I spy a NECI student ordering a sandwich from me at Vermont Sandwich Co. Cropduster on honey wheat! She’s really pretty, really nice and also interesting! Reads Seven Days and listens to WRUV. Let’s dig VT culture together. When: Wednesday, June 11, 2008. Where: Vermont Sandwich Co., Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903949

FEMALE CCV PARKING ATTENDENT, BURLINGTON

I see you at work in the booth on my way to class. You have a gorgeous smile and captivating blue eyes! I’m the attractive guy, early 20s, with brown eyes and hair, driving a red Honda. You said you liked my shirt. Single? Want to grab something to eat or a drink after work on Church Street sometime? When: Tuesday, June 10, 2008. Where: CCV parking lot off Cherry St., Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #903948

FOX IN RED DRESS I passed you outside Charlie O’s and said, “Rockin’ the red dress.” You replied with, “It’s pink, douche bag.” I love a sassy girl. See you around town. When: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 Where: Montpelier I saw a: Woman I am a: Man

PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE?

You pulled in line behind me at the St. Albans Hannafords and unloaded lots of soda. You said it wasn’t for you. I was embarrassed I was drinking one. We were both buying hummus. Outside, a crazy driver hit several parked cars. I had to wait for the police, you said you had to leave. Interested in dinner? When: Tuesday, June 10, 2008. Where: St. Albans Hannafords. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903947

NEW FOX AT HSM Wow, there is a new hottie who works at Henry St. Your sandwich skills have improved and so has my desire for you. When: Tuesday, June 10, 2008. Where: Henry St. Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903945

POCKETFUL OF SUNSHINE

There is no one I would rather go to chocolate therapy with than you. Can’t believe we saw Abe Lincoln without a hat and could remember more Disney songs than a 7-year-old. More puddle frolicking soon? When: Tuesday, June 10, 2008. Where: a very rainy Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903944

YOU AND YOUR HOT PANTS

I am so glad it is summertime because we get to see you, my Hot Pants Man, in your hot pants. Yum, yum. You are a little shy, which adds to your adorableness. Do you even read the I Spies? I wish you would. When: Tuesday, June 10, 2008. Where: near the playground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903943

14 BRADLEY, PART DEUX

Oh, how I long for the intellectual stimulation of my favorite med student - the hypothesizing on the state of the world, the philosophy about the human mind, the peeing on Main Street. Mr. Mike’s, here we come! When: Tuesday, June 10, 2008. Where: everywhere that matters. You: Woman. Me: Woman. u #903942

HEY, SWEET CHEEKS!

I love it when you call me names! That’s so potatoes. Stay sexy in this extreme heat! When: Saturday, June 7, 2008. Where: South Burlington, St. Albans, Enosburg. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903941

BLUE SAAB

Your look seemed to indicate interest. Am I right? Hope so. When: Tuesday, June 10, 2008. Where: on the road. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903940

STARBUCKS CURLS

Cute brunette with curly hair working at the Starbucks in Williston. You have such a cute smile and I wish I could work up the courage to ask you out! When: Tuesday, June 10, 2008. Where: Williston Starbucks. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903939

DARK STAR, FIRST NIGHT, JUNE 2

Your name is Jess. You’re a really cute dreadie with glasses. I’m the guy with long brown hair and a beard. We met on the ﬁrst night and danced most of the second set together. You seem very cool and genuine! I wanted to talk to you after the second show but I got distracted. Want to hang out sometime? When: Monday, June 2, 2008. Where: Higher Ground - Dark Star Orchestra. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903938

MAY 14 ON CHURCH ST.

What took you so long, Miss “pretty busy”? Hope you can spare some time for me. Interested in coffee or, even better, a bike ride? Maybe a walk on the beach? I would love to see your smile again. When: Thursday, June 5, 2008. Where: May 14, Church St. and I Spy. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903937

MOUNT HUNGER CO-OP

Busty babe at the deli with the great tattoos. I complimented them and you gave me a great smile. Coffee or beer? I was the bearded guy who couldn’t stop staring. When: Wednesday, June 4, 2008. Where: Mount Hunger Co-op. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903934

WOMAN AT CITY HALL PARK

I saw you sitting and reading a book, wearing a blue dress. You were with your dog. I asked if I could pet your dog and you said yes. I remembered your dog’s name was Gracy. I was wearing a yellow T-shirt with black shorts. Would like to meet with you and Gracy. When: Friday, June 6, 2008. Where: City Hall Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903933

CELESTE O’ THE RED +

Talking with you made the whole blood donor thing a delight! All the best on your veindraining travels. ;-) Say hi to your sister’s kitties for me. -Dan. When: Monday, June 9, 2008. Where: The Vermillion Cruciﬁx :). You: Woman. Me: Man. #903932

IT SOUNDS LIKE I’M LISPING.

“Ethel Thayer.” It sounds like I’m lisping, doesn’t it? You know, Norman, you really are the sweetest man in the world. When: Monday, June 9, 2008. Where: everywhere. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903931

WILLISTON, JUNE 8

Cutie in a black shirt with pink writing sitting on the corner eating an enormous chocolate-covered wafﬂe cone. You are a pretty bird. Same time next week? When: Sunday, June 8, 2008. Where: Ben & Jerry’s. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903930

BRAD Sorry, that’s Harley D’s! Nice bike, nice “pipes,” nice smile. NICE! When: Sunday, June 8, 2008. Where: Harley D’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903929

EEK-A-MOUSE SHOW

You were the sexy gal in a green shirt and short skirt, shakin’ your hips to Eek-AMouse. You had a tattoo on your wrist and you were dancin’ with some dude (hopefully not your bf). I couldn’t take my eyes off you and would love watch you dance again some time. When: Saturday, June 7, 2008. Where: Eek-A-Mouse Show. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903928

NATURAL BEAUTY

We kept passing each other but I foolishly let the opportunity to say hi pass by. You were carrying an Onion River Co-op bag. I had a basket of what I hope looked like good food to you. I hope there is another chance. When: Saturday, June 7, 2008. Where: Montpelier Shaw’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903927

SHY ‘N’ NAKED?

You showed up in jeans, with beautiful long hair! I was wearing a grass skirt! Was brave enough to ride around town mostly nude, but too shy to talk to you. Single? Bike ride some time fully clothed? When: Saturday, June 7, 2008. Where: downtown Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903923

“WALK THIS WAY”

...someone said, and we both slipped into the old Young Frankenstein gag. You’d played that game earlier in the day, you said. You also said that we’re birds of a feather, and I’ve been ﬂying ever since. Sing to me - are we ﬂocking together in more ways than just spontaneous tributes to campy B movies? When: Saturday, June 7, 2008. Where: Montpelier Farmers’ Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #903920

PRETTY BLONDE IN BLUE

You came to take me to rehab. I thought I knew you, but not sure. You were so sweet to me. Would love to see you again. I look good in something other than a hospital gown. I think your name started with L (?). When: Tuesday, June 3, 2008. Where: hospital. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903919

MAD, CUTE HONEY AT UNCOMMON

Black hair, piercings and an attitude! I’m just as impatient as the angry customer behind you! Coffee? Bike ride? Excessive number of veggie dogs? When: Friday, June 6, 2008. Where: Uncommon Grounds. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903918

ROAMING ROSES, WHERE’D YOU GO?

I had previously seen you on one of those “other” sites and I think you are gorgeous. I was just about to sign up and to my disappointment you were gone. I’m bummed! Please show your beautiful face again. I think you’d be very happy you did! When: Thursday, May 15, 2008. Where: At “Match” and around. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903917

CHALLENGE WITH THE DOOR AT ROQUES

You were going to help me with the lock on the bathroom door. Amazingly sexy woman, I couldn’t stop thinking about you. When I left, you were gone. How about a drink? When: Friday, June 6, 2008. Where: Roques. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903916

MY FELLOW ZUCCHERO LISTENER

My sweet, overstressed Libra. You don’t know how painful it was to let you go, I wish things had been different. I miss you terribly and treasure the memories. You are still in my heart and always welcome in my life. When: Sunday, May 18, 2008. Where: barefoot in my garden. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903915

GRAD DEGREE IN ENVIRONMENTAL STUFF

I really enjoyed watching the sunset and talking to you and your friend from Holland. I wish I hadn’t been too shy to ask for your number. Would you like to have tea with me sometime? Peace. When: Thursday, June 5, 2008. Where: Battery Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #903914

after that wonderful time in the park. I went to bed with thoughts of you on my mind. I can’t wait to go to the ballet with you tonight! When: Friday, June 6, 2008. Where: City Hall Park. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903913

FIRST FRIDAY AT HIGHER GROUND Last night (June 6), I met a cute, introverted scientist named Jaime (sorry if I spelled your name wrong). Don’t be shy; ﬁnd my proﬁle on Two2Tango so that we can reconnect. Remember, “Intelligence is beautiful.” When: Friday, June 6, 2008. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Woman. u #903912

LLAMAS ON THE LOOSE

Your llama ate my newspaper as I was reading the personals. It’s hard enough for me to ﬁnd a date without your pets running rampant. This chaos needs to stop RIGHT MEOW. When: Tuesday, June 14, 2005. Where: Langdon Street Cafe. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903909

GETTING DOWN AT LANGDON

You were dancing your heart out, and it made me smile. The way you moved made it seem like we were the only two people in the room. I hope to see you again soon. Drinks maybe? When: Friday, June 6, 2008. Where: Langdon Street Cafe. You: Man. Me: Woman. #903908

ENGAGING SMILE IN MONTPELIER You: passing over the bridge at 5 p.m. on Main Street into Montpelier. Dark Toyota Tundra, vest, short brown hair. Me: black SUV, brown hair and glasses, turning left, waiting for the light. We held a glance, you smiled. I regret not reacting sooner. I am intrigued by you. I’d love to get the chance to say hi to you. :) When: Friday, June 6, 2008. Where: Main St. bridge by Shaws, heading into Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #903907

BLUEGRASS DANCER AT AMERICAN FLATBREAD Friday, June 6. I saw you sipping your coffee, dancing in your green top, jeans and leather boots. I was sitting on my bicycle enjoying the music. May I have the next dance? When: Friday, June 6, 2008. Where: American Flatbread. You: Woman. Me: Man. #903906

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July. Remember, dancing with fire is a lot of fun but can be dangerous if not practiced safely.

Awesome Art Cl A sses! : Cost: $220/6-week class, Tuesdays, Jul. 22 - Aug. 26, 6:30-9:30 a.m. Location: Wingspan Painting Studio, 4 Howard Street, Burlington. Info: Wingspan Painting Studio, Maggie Standley, 802-233-7676, maggiestandley@yahoo.com, www. wingspanpaintingstudio.com. Art

Workshops: 1) Early Morn Plein-Air Painting & Sketching, Tues., 6:309:30 a.m., 7/22-8/26, $220. Create at different outdoor sites. Emphasis on creativity, color, technique. Open to those with experience and eager beginners. 2) Drawing From the Soul, Tues., 5:30-7:30 p.m., 7/22-8/26, $150. Class dedicated to cultivating the Art of Seeing (all levels). 3) Expressive French & Art for Young’ins, Mon. & Wed., 9-11 a.m., 7/28-8/18, $180.

VermoNt sK etCHBooK: Jun. 2729. Location: Dreamhouse Country Inn, Bristol. Info: 802-453-2805, www.dreamhousecountryinn.com.

Join us for a stimulating weekend of drawing and painting beautiful Vermont landscapes and towns. Use drawing, color and writing to record your observations and experiences. Return home with new skills and techniques that you will use every time you travel.

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House: First Wed. of every month, 5:30-7 p.m. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, 802-371-4613, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org.

It’s mom’s choice: birthing the way you told us you want it! Learn more about our full range of services, meet staff members and tour our new Garden Path Birthing Center. Friends and family welcome. Registration is required.

postNAtAl YogA : Cost: $10/ class. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, 802-223-9940, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org.

Restore and nourish your whole postpartum body in postnatal yoga! Gentle poses, breathing exercises, restorative postures will help feed your whole self. Also, connect with other postpartum mamas and babes (precrawlers). Come when you are ready. Please call to preregister. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m.

preNAtAl YogA : Saturdays at 9 a.m. Cost: $10/1-hour class. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, Elizabeth Murphy, 802223-9940, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org. Come and celebrate this sacred time! Gain confidence in your body’s wisdom! Ease back pain, nausea, hip discomfort and prepare your body for pregnancy, birth & beyond. Prenatal yoga instructor Elizabeth Murphy weaves her knowledge as a labor & delivery nurse, yogini and mother of two.

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CooK iNg Cl A sses At tHe s tore : Three- to 4-hour classes, handson or demo. Location: The Store in Waitsfield, Route 100, Waitsfield. Info: The Store Inc., 802496-4465, marketing@vermontstore.com, www.vermontstore. com. Cooking classes at The Store’s beautiful new kitchen! “Catch of the Day”: June 19, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $65. Prepare fresh-water fish with focus on Vermont waters. “La Traviata Opera Festival Soirée”: June 21, 5:30-9 p.m. $100. Prepare and eat an Italian feast with Italian wine discussion and opera highlights.

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BAllet/JA zz i At w iNoosK i: Jun. 26 - Jul. 31, 4:15-5 p.m., weekly on Thursday. Cost: $30/ members, $60/nonmembers. Location: YMCA, Winooski. An introduction to ballet and jazz for children ages 4-6. Technique, form and easy choreography are taught in a modern, fun style. Classes are held in the air-conditioned YMCA at Winooski studio.

BAllroom DANC iNg: Mondays and Thursdays in Burlington and Sunday in Shelburne. Cost: $50/4 weeks (per person). Location: The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley Street, Burlington; Shelburne Town Hall, 5420 Shelburne Road, Shelburne. Info: First Step Dance, Kevin Laddison, 802-598-6757, www.FirstStepDance.com. Level I classes for beginners, Level II and above for experienced dancers. We host dances (with lessons) on the second and fourth Friday of each month. No experience is necessary, just an interest in learning to dance. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance!

BegiNNer BAllet At w iNoosK i: Jul. 24-29, 11:15 a.m. - 12 p.m., weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $30/members, $60/nonmembers. Location: YMCA, Winooski. A perfect start to ballet for children ages 3-4! Your child will learn basic positions and ballet terms while exploring music and movement through imaginative games and songs. Classes are held in the air-conditioned YMCA at Winooski studio.

DANCe s tuDio sAlsAliNA : Cost: $12/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. Oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

moDerN DANCe Cl A sses!: Adult classes: Mondays & Thursdays, 67:30 p.m. Children’s classes: 3 to 5-year-olds Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. 6 to 8-year-olds Tuesdays, 11-12 p.m. Cost: $11/class for adults. Children’s classes are $55/fiveweek session. Location: Plainfield Community Center, 153 Main St. (above the co-op), Plainfield. Info: Bryce Dance, Heather Bryce, 203-858-4504, Brycedance@ gmail.com, brycedance.com. Creative Modern Dance Classes for adults & Creative Movement Classes for children. All levels welcome! Heather Bryce (Founder/Artistic Director, Bryce Dance) will teach all classes. Heather began her performance company in 2006 and has presented choreography throughout New England and beyond.

New! KiDs DANCe pArt Y Cl A ss: 6:45-7:30 p.m. Cost: $40/members, $80/nonmembers. Location: YMCA, Winooski. Is your 7 to 12 year old child crazy about High School Musical? This is the class for kids to learn moves from their favorite pop stars and shows. A fun mix of hip hop and party dance crazes like the Cha Cha Slide. Kids will also put together their own routine to perform at the last class. Classes start June 30.

poi DANCe: spre ADiNg l iK e Fire : Cost: $8/class. Location: Home, Riverside Ave., Burlington. Info: Sonja, 802-864-3262, purpleshadowgrrl@aol.com. There’s a new dance out there that is spreading like fire! Catch the buzz! Learn how to spin poi safely and accurately (using non-fire props) during a series of beginner classes starting

s wiNg DANCe lessoNs : Cost: $60/6-week series; $50 for students & seniors. Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St. Burlington. Info: 802-860-7501, vermontswings.com. SWING 1: Lindy Hop Basics, Tuesdays, July 1 - Aug. 5, 6:30-7:30 p.m. No experience required. SWING 2B: Mostly Swing Outs, Wednesdays, July 2 - Aug. 6, 6:30-7:30 p.m. INTERMEDIATE BALBOA, Wednesdays, July 2 - Aug. 6, 7:45-8:45 p.m. Taught by Shirley McAdam & Chris Nickl. No partner needed! www.lindyvermont.com.

tA ste oF tANgo: Jun. 28, 8 p.m. - 12 a.m. Cost: $10/45-minute class, dance demo, 3 hours of dancing. Location: Shelburne Town Hall, 5420 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Info: Queen City Tango, Elizabeth Seyler, 802-8622833, www.queencitytango.org. Come learn Argentine Tango, the dance of passion, improvisation and love. If you can walk, you can tango. Mini-lesson for beginners (no partner necessary), 8-8:45 p.m., then a demo by professionals from Philadelphia and open dancing until midnight. See website for special tango events on Sunday and Monday, too.

design/build

permACulture CertiFCAte Course: Jun. 28 - Sep. 14, weekly on Saturday, Sunday. Cost: $1200/6 weekends. Includes food and lodging. Location: Bishop Booth Conference Center at Rock Point, Burlington. Info: Burlington Permaculture, Keith Morris, 802-734-1129, burlingtonpermaculture@gmail.com, burlingtonpermaculture.googlepages.com. Permaculture is a design system for ecological living that integrates plants, animals, buildings, people, communities and the natural world. Instructors Keith Morris, Mark Krawczyk and guests develop and apply concepts and principles enabling participants to create beautiful, sustainable, productive and regenerative “humanatural” environments.

drumming

BurliNgtoN tA iKo Cl A sses : Cost: $53/Adult Beginner Class. Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-999-4255, classes@burlingtontaiko.org, www. burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $40/5-weeks. Adults 5:306:20 p.m. $53/6 weeks. Sessions begin 6/24, 9/9. Gift certificates are available! For a full schedule of classes or more info go online or email.,

r iCHmoND tA iKo Cl A sses: For a full schedule of classes or more info, go to website. Location: Richmond Free Library Community Room, Downtown Richmond. Info: 802-434-2624, classes@burling tontaiko.org. Paid pre-registration

is due 1 week before the session start dates and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Preregistrants will receive $5 off their session fee (the first price shown below). Gift certificates are available! Kids’ & parents’ class (beginners): 6-6:50 p.m. $36/$40/4 weeks. Adult class (beginners): 7-7:50 p.m. $40/$44/4 weeks. Sessions begin 6/26 & 9/11.

fine arts

Dr AwiNg From l iFe : Jun. 30 - Aug. 4, 6-9 p.m., weekly on Monday. Cost: $210/members, $235/nonmembers. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 54 Falls Rd., Shelburne. Info: www.shelburneartcenter.org. For the beginner or anyone wanting to reinvigorate the excitement derived from rendering directly observed still lifes, landscapes, and the human face and figure. Essentials such as proportion, perspective and dynamic shading techniques will be addressed using pencils, charcoals, and a variety of papers. Materials list.

e xpressi Ve portr A it-wAterColor: Jul. 26, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Cost: $105/members, $115/nonmembers. $15 for materials. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 54 Falls Rd., Shelburne. Info: www. shelburneartcenter.org. Students will work expressively with watercolor, directly from a live model. Students will work lifesize, first producing quick color studies and then finishing with more detailed studies of the model. The objective will be for students to obtain a comfort level with the subject, medium and color, through practice and immersion.

fitness

Biggest loser summer eDitioN : Cost: $125/2-times per week, $105 for members. Must register by July 5. Location: Sports and Fitness Edge, 115 Wellness Drive, Williston. Info: Sports and Fitness Edge, Avita Sandoval, 802-860-3343, emt_evita_sandoval@hotmail.com, www.sfedge. com. Each week includes weigh in, 2 exercise classes and online nutritional tracking at www.purewellness.com. Be the biggest loser and win a big prize! If you don’t like your new body, we’ll give you your old one back!

e xtreme BootCAmp: Cost: $200/4-week class (12 sessions total). Location: Oakledge Park, Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Info: Fitness Evolutions, LLC, Heidi Marsano, 802-922-0553, fitnessevolutions@yahoo.com, www.fitnessevolutions.blogspot. com. Join us for an intense, 4-week program that includes an hour-long nutrition seminar, a before and after evaluation including body fat analysis, and a free month of personal training to the participant with the most improvement! This group will meet Monday, Wednesday and Friday, 5:45-7:00 a.m., beginning July 14.

wAterFroNt Boot C Amp: 7-8 a.m., weekly on Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Cost: $100/members, $200/nonmembers. Childcare, $50/child (per session). Location: Burlington Waterfront, Burlington. Tired of that boring workout? Join us on the Waterfront in Burlington and take your fitness to the next level. Our two energetic instructors will take you through a rigorous 8-week boot camp style workout that is guaranteed to get you the results you are looking to achieve. Get in shape and enjoy the outdoors! Childcare available for ages 3 and up.

Y’s luNCHtime wAlK : Jun. 9 - Aug. 24, 12-12:30 p.m., weekly on Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Location: Greater Burlington YMCA, Burlington. Info: Dr. Stuart Offer, 802-862-8993. Looking for a healthy way to spend your lunch break outdoors? Join Dr. Stuart Offer, Wellness Educator at the Greater Burlington YMCA, in a free 30-minute walk. No sign-up necessary, join in anytime and walk as little or as often as you like! Receive a free healthy snack, bottle of water, and 1 lesson from the Optimum Diet Training Manual each time you attend. Walks begin at the YMCA at noon and proceed until 12:30 p.m. with the option to stay for a cool-down routine and free shower. Want to try something new? A limited number of Nordic Walking Poles are available to use on walks.

herbs

w isDom oF tHe HerBs sCHool: How to Identify Wild Plants Using Newcomb’s Wildflower Guide Workshop, Sunday, July 13, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $75, ($10 non-refundable deposit.). Wild Edibles Workshop: Eating Wild Where We Live, Friday, July 25, 1-4 p.m. $40, ($10 non-refundable deposit). Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, South Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool. com, www.WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool.com. Herb Walks: Thursday, June 26, Friday, July 11 & Tuesday, July 22, 6-7:30 p.m. Each walk is $15. Herb Walks by Arrangement: $100 for 6 people for an hour and a half; $150 for 2 full hours. Walk your land or mine. Travel fee for over 30 min. from my home. Call Annie to arrange a time and place.

jewelry

BegiNNiNg JewelrY: Jul. 8Aug. 12, 6-8:30 p.m., weekly on Tuesdays. 6-week class. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www. shelburneartcenter.org. In this class, focus on the acquisition of jewelry skills and techniques while learning the art of fine craftsmanship. Each student will complete a series of practice pieces before designing and creating a wearable, finished piece of jewelry. Members $150, nonmembers $165, materials $35. See all metals classes online.

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kids

LittLe Gymmies at Winooski : Jul. 9 - Aug. 20, 10-11:15 a.m., weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $40/nonmembers, FREE w/ family membership. Location: YMCA, Winooski. Put play in your family’s summer day with this active play time in the air-conditioned YMCA at Winooski. Children ages 1-5 with parents will make friends while playing on our indoor family playground. Each day will also include a group activity like bitty soccer, parachute fun or an imaginationinspired game.

language

Basic spanish for t raveLers : Cost: $160/ 2 6-hour classes. Location: Bluewater Center Conference Room, 145 Pine Haven Shores Rd., Shelburne. Info: Just Spanish 4u, 802-735-1353, info@justspanish4u.com, www.justspanish4u.com. This course is designed for non-Spanish-speaking persons who plan to travel and/or vacation in Spanish-speaking countries, and who need functional Spanish language skills and cross-cultural understanding to comfortably function abroad. Please contact us and reserve your spot now. Check our website for upcoming occupational classes.

i taL ian semi-immersion

course: Jul. 28 - Aug. 1, 10 a.m.

- 2 p.m., weekly on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Cost: $195/20-hour class. Location: Champlain Valley Union High School, 369 CVU Road, Hinesburg. Info: Access at CVUHS, Nicole Librandi, 802-482-7194, access@ cvuhs.org. A chance to sharpen your Italian language skills in a congenial small group. Refresh and recharge, communicate more smoothly, feel more comfortable in Italian. Draw on your own creativity, enthusiasm and experience to talk in Italian about topics that interest YOU! Register ASAP. spanish in WaterBury center : Cost: $155/10 1-hour classes. Location: Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 802-659-4181, spanishparavos@gmail.com, spanishparavos.googlepages.com. Summer Session beginning July 7-10 for 10 weeks. Learn from a native speaker in a small class environment. Beginning to Advanced Spanish Classes: 1 hour per week. Available class times: Monday - Thursday, 5:30-6:30 and 6:50-7:50 p.m. Also: customized classes, private tutoring and lessons for children scheduled at your convenience.

martial arts

aikiDo of champL ain vaLLey: Adult introductory classes begin Tuesday, July 1 at 5:30 p.m. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt. org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Gift certificates are available. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5thdegree black belt and Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor.

martiaL Way seLf-Defense ctr : Introductory Class. Location: One minute off I-89 at Exit 17, Colchester. Info: 802-893-8893. Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu.

vermont Bra Z iL ian Jiu-Jitsu : Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head Instructor is 5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free.

meditation

introDuction to Zen: Jul. 12, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Cost: $55/ all day, lunch included. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, www.vermontzen.org. Introduction to Zen Buddhism: Saturday, July 12, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. The workshop is conducted by an ordained Zen Buddhist teacher and focuses on the theory and meditation practices of Zen Buddhism. Pre-registration required. Call for more info or register online.

Learn to meDitate : Meditation instruction available Sunday 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Café meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m. which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

nature

roots schooL : Location: ROOTS School, East Calias. Info: ROOTS School; Reclaiming Our Origins through Traditional Skills, Brad Salon, 802-456-1253, info@ ROOTSVT.com, www.RootsVT.com. Tracking and Awareness: July 10 & 11, $150. Advanced Tracking and Awareness: July 12-13 (overnight), $175. Primitive Fishing: July 19 & 20, $150. Basketry: July 26 & 27, $150. Scout: August 15-17 (overnight), $350. Survival Basics: August 29-31 (overnight), $500. Bow Building: Sept. 19-22, $350. See local evening classes online.

pilates

aBsoLute piL ates : Invigorating group and private classes. Location: Espire, 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info: 802-310-2614, www.absolutepilatesvt.com. Tone, stretch, strengthen and shape up for summer with certified classical Pilates instructor Lynne Martens. Sculpt a great new body in group mat classes or private lessons on reformer, Wunda chair and tower unit in an attractive welcoming locale. Visit our website for pricing, class times and specials.

naturaL BoDies piL ates: Take Pilates Mat and Reformer, Ballet Conditioning, or Integrative Movement - or combine all three in our Studio class. Private sessions, class cards, and per-class rates available. Phone today for your appointment. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Hwy 127, just north of the Burlington Beltline), Colchester. Info: Lucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, lucille@naturalbodiespilates. com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Experience the difference of Lucille Dyer’s 20 years’ teaching experience. Shape your body, manage your weight, and find ease of movement. Develop awareness, flexibility, core strength and coordination in a supportive environment. It’s movement that feels good to your body, mind and spirit. Small classes, professional instruction, individual attention, fun! piL ates space : a division of ALL Wellness, LLC. Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: Pilates Space, 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-8639900, www.pilatesspace.net. We invite all bodies, all ages, and all abilities to experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. We offer Pilates privates, semi-privates and group classes, physical therapy, holistic health counseling, craniosacral therapy and Anusarainspired yoga. Free intro to Pilates: Saturdays at 10:30 a.m.

pottery

r aku Workshop W/anDre W BerenDs: Jul. 19, 12-9 p.m. Cost: $110/members, $120/non-members. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: www.shelburneartcenter. org. Andrew Berends has spent decades studying the art of raku and refining his glazing and firing techniques. This one day workshop will explore the raku process and culminate with an evening firing sure to yield exciting results. Materials & firing included.

sailing

community saiL inG center : Learn to sail! Classes for adults, youth and families, beginning and intermediate courses and full day camps. Location: Lake Champlain Community Sailing Center, Burlington. Info: 802-864-2499, www.communitysailingcenter. org. Sailboat, kayak and canoe rentals. Other sailing opportunities include Friday night 420 race series, adaptive water sports program, high school sailing team, and overnight sailing expeditions. Community Sailing Center’s mission is to provide public access to educational and recreational opportunities through sailing, paddling and other lake-oriented programs.

spirituality

prosperity anD heaL inG retreat: Tibetan Buddhdist Teachings, Drupon Samten Rinpoche, June 27-30. Cost: $125 (suggested donation for those who plan to attend whole retreat). Individual suggested donations for workshops can be found on website. Work study & scholarships available. No one turned away for financial reasons. Location: Shambhala Center of Montpelier, 64 Main St. 3rd floor, Montpelier, 2 Elm St., Bristol. Info: 802-4533431, ddcv@gmavt.net, www.

ddcv.com. Public Talk: Cultivating The Altruistic Mind. 6/27, 7 p.m. Red Dzambhala Prosperity Empowerment & Practice Instructions. 6/28, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. & 2:30-5 p.m. Vajravidarana Healing Ceremony. 6/29, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. The Nine Stages of Meditation. 6/29, 2:30-5 p.m. The 37 Bodhisattva Practices. 6/30, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. and 2:30-5 p.m. Specific locations for events available online.

WheeL of Great BL iss retreat: Tibetan Buddhist Teachings with Drupon Thinley Ningpo, July 36. Cost: $125/suggested donation for full workshop. Individual workshop sug. donations avail. on website. Work study & scholarships available. No one turned away for financial reasons. Location: 2 Elm St., Bristol. Info: 802453-3431, www.ddcv.com. Cutting Through Confusion: Discovering the Wisdom of our own Minds. Public Talk - Open to All. 7/3, 7 p.m. Mahakala Empowerment. 7/4, 7 p.m. Chakrasamvara Empowerment and Practice Instructions. 7/5, empowerment 9:30 a.m. - 12 p.m., practice instructions 2-5 p.m. Introduction to Tsa Lung & Mahamudra. 7/6, 9:30 a.m. - 12 p.m. & 2-5 p.m. Specific locations avail. online.

theater

theatre Workshop: GraDes 610 : Cost: $100/July 21-25, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Location: Tuttle Middle School, 500 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info: First Light Theatre Project, David Bailey, 802434-4113, dbailey@sbschools. net. Sessions in playwrighting and acting/directing will give students knowledge and experience in performance art, character development and technique, and an opportunity to develop their skills in serious theater. Students interested

in all types - drama, musical, dance - will benefit from games, improv, scene work and direct instruction.

weight loss

Lose WeiGht W ith hypnosis! : Cost: $160/4-week class. Location: Wellspring Hypnotherapy Center, 57 River Rd., Essex Junction. Info: Wellspring Hypnotherapy and Rising Sun Healing, Betty Moore-Hafter, 802-872-0089, betty@risingsunhealing.com, www. holistichypnotherapyeft.com OR www.wellspringhypno.com. The subconscious mind is at the root of habits that make weight loss easy or difficult. Learn hypnosis techniques to help you make permanent changes. Four-week classes (level 1 and 2) with ongoing support groups. Audio CDs of hypnosis sessions are included to make home practice effective and easy. WeiGht Loss chaLLenGe : Cost: $29/10-week class. Location: Pre-register for Williston location. Info: Morgan, 802-9336430, HerbalifeVT@yahoo.com. Weight loss and nutritional class that can earn you some cash! Admission money awarded to the top three “losers.” Lose weight any way you choose, options will be available. Starts June 24, but join any week by emailing or phoning. Lots of support! No obligations. More details with preregistration.

well-being

summer soL stice LaByrinth WaLk: Jun. 20. Cost: $5/donation for 2-hour dance and walk.

Location: Community Labyrinth, Corner of Swift & Spear, Community Labyrinth at All Saints, So.

Burlington. Info: Community Labyrinth Committee, www.CommunityLabyrinth.ws. Celebrate Solstice Sacred Ground Dance. Dances build on ancient dance traditions whose steps provided a way for our ancestors to express the full spectrum of human emotions as they welcomed new souls, marked life passages, celebrated unions, mourned the dead, reverently acknowledged Earth home. Jane Buchan & Lynn Hartwood.

women

WritinG our t rue nature: Jul. 11-16, 5-3 p.m. Cost: $650/room, board, tuition and all materials for five days. Location: Sky Meadow Retreat Center, Winchester Road, Greensboro Bend. Info: Women Writing for (a) Change ~ Vermont, Sarah Bartlett, 802899-3772, sarah@womenwritingvt.com, www.womenwritingvt. com. Reflect, rest, explore within a facilitated community of creative women in a naturally inspiring setting. Experience writing as a way in to your questions, a vehicle for awakening, a tool for change. Build community, tell your truths, create meaning, heal. We ARE the change we have been waiting for. Register now!

yoga

BristoL yoGa anD ayurveDa : Daily Ashtanga yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or Ayurvedic consultations available

by appointment. Cost: $14/dropin, $110/10 classes or $100/ monthly pass. Location: Old High School, Bristol. Info: 802-4825547, www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage.

BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily, ongoing classes in all syles with experienced, certified instructors. Cost: $12/hour, $14/90 min., $160/unlimited monthly membership, $75/private lesson. Location: 156 Saint Paul St. 1/2 block south of Main St., Burlington. Info: 802-658-9642, www.burlingtonyoga.com. “The yogi whose mind is ever under his control, always striving to unite with the Self, attains the peace of Nirvana - the Supreme Peace that rests in me.” Bhagavad Gita VI ‘15 Krishna to Arjuna.

COPPER CRANE YOGA : Cost: $14/drop-in, $60/5-class card, $110/10-class card, $200/20class card. Location: Copper Crane Yoga, 179 Main St., Vergennes. Info: 802-877-3663, coppercraneyoga.com. Individual, group and custom yoga classes. Thai Yoga Bodywork and Zero Balancing sessions by appointment. Copper Crane is directed by Carolyn Conner, RYT, Advanced Certified Thai Yoga Bodywork practitioner. Copper Crane provides wise and compassionate teaching to strengthen the body, uplift the heart and calm the mind. Be yourself here.

EVOLUTION YOGA: Mondays, 5:45 p.m. Class is sliding scale, $4-10. $5 Friday classes at 4:30 p.m. Cost: $13/drop-in, $120/10class card for 1.5 hr. classes. $11/drop-in, $100/10-class card

for 1 hr. classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, www.evolutionvt.com. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu and Iyengar classes for all levels, plus babies and kids yoga. Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre/postnatal yoga. Now accepting enrollment for Babies/Kids Yoga 6-week Summer series beginning June 30.

YOGA ANd PAmPERING : Jun. 28, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Cost: $75. Location: 43 Old Pump Rd., Jericho, VT. Very poplular poolside event. Info: 802-324-7074, lisa@ homeyogapampering.com, www. homeyogapampering.com. Let yourself be completely taken care of. Two-hour Vinyasa yoga class with lots of individual attention. Highly nutritious and delicious lunch and interactive spa massage treatment. The effects are great health and deep peace.

YOGA VERmONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Cost: $14/drop-in, $110/10 classes, $120/month pass. Location: Chace Mill on Winooski River, and downtown studio and boutique at 113 Church St. (top floor of the Leunig’s building), Burlington. Info: 802-6609718, www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in our beautiful, spacious studios: Yoga for Skiers/Riders, Six-Week Intro to Kripalu, SixWeek Intro to Ashtanga, Monthly Restorative, Adaptive Yoga, Instructor Training and more listed on website. Gift certificates available. For the latest, check out our blog: http://yogavermont.typepad.com.

For Sale

HINE sBURG mOBILE HOmE Why pay rent or high heating costs?

This energy-efficient 2-BR home sits on a corner lot in a quiet, rural, dog-friendly park. VHFA-approved. $28,900. Info: 802-9220298, schwackit@yahoo.com.

UNdERHILL : GORGEOUs V IE ws 1600 sq.ft., 3-BR, 2-BA Cape on private road. Amazing views, swimming pond, 12 private acres of trails to river frontage. Info: 802-899-3659.

For Rent

$1300, 3-BR EssE x JUNCTION

1st floor. Private drive w/ carport. Fenced in backyard. W/D hookups. Some dogs OK. Garbage & snow removal incl. Tenant(s) is responsible for all other utils. 1yr. lease req. w/ credit check, sec. dep. of $1300 & first months rent. NS. Info: 802-989-9457.

1-3 BR AffORdABLE APT s. 1-BR apts., $767/mo. 2-BR, $911/mo. 3-BR, $1045/mo. Incl. heat & HW! Weekly yoga classes, fitness center, movie room & monthly community events! To Qualify: One person makes less than $29,640/ yr. Two people less than $33,900 combined. Three people less than $38,100 combined. Four people less than $42,360 combined. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com.

2-BR CONdO EssE x JCT 1.5-BA, gas heat & water, basement, 1st floor, W/D hookups, basement. Near bus & IBM. 1-yr. lease, NS/pets. $1100. Info: Armand Fournier, 802-865-2010, a4nier@ hotmail.com.

2-BR, NEAR L Ak E CHAmPLAIN Beautiful 2-BR, 2-BA garden-style end unit w/ cathedral ceilings, fireplace, W/D. Lots of light. Detached garage, lg. yard, private deck, use of tennis courts & pool. Five min. walk to Oakledge Park, Lake Champlain. Water, garbage, snow removal, lawn care incl. Pets upon approval. No cats. Info: 802-864-7684.

3-BR $1700/mO. INCL . UTIL s Burlington, 2nd floor, 2-car garage. Modern kitchen. Lg. lot. Close to shopping, parks, beaches. Info: James, 802-598-8260.

3-BR HINE sBURG, R T. 116 Extremely lg. unit. Parking. $1040/ mo. incl. heat/HW. Avail. Aug. 1. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x1021, www.nevilleco.com.

4-BR BURL ., AVAIL . NOw Newly renovated, great location: Adams St. HDWD/tile, stainless steel appliances, gas heat, coin-op W/D, porch. $2400/mo. + utils. Trash/ snow removal, water incl. Info: 802-578-8525.

4/5-BR sINGLE-fAmILY HOmE

Lg., sunny, yard, off-street parking, W/D hookups, gas heat, 1-BA, kitchen tiled. Available now. $1600/mo. + utils. Info: 802-764-2363.

AVAIL . 6/15

Small but charming 2-BR, duplex style. Off-street parking, laundry in adjacent building. Remodeling in progress. Info: 520-247-8287, barbzmail@ wbhsi.net.

BOLTON 3-BR COUNTRY CONdO

Tastefully renovated townhouse, custom kitchen, granite coun tertops, professional appliances, radiant heat, fireplace, decks, laundry. 25 min. to Burlington/ Montpelier. NS/pets. Lease, dep. $1600/mo. 802-373-9999 or 802893-3507. Info: Terese Ayer, 802893-3507, theayer@comcast.net.

BRI s TOL V ILLIAGE

Bright 2-BR, 1-BA owner occupied duplex in village. 1000 sq.ft., heat, water incl. Pets neg. Fenced yard. $1150/mo. 1st, sec., dep. & application req. Call after 4 p.m. Info: Joyce Thomson, 802-3381660, purrabbit@yahoo.com.

BURL . 1-, 2-, 3-BR clean, HDWD or carpet. NS/pets. Refs., lease, dep. $790-$1350/ mo. Info: Jo Ann Lafayette, 802-862-4888.

BURL . C ATHERINE sT dUPLE x 2BR, 2 floors, lg. yard. Avail. Aug. 1. $1200/mo. incl. water, trash, winter parking. Refs., lease, dep. Info: 802-660-8957.

BURLINGTON Small, clean 1BR, gas heat, parking. NS/pets. $600/mo. + utils. Ref., dep. Info: 802-862-3562.

BURLINGTON Beautiful lake & park views. Unique 2-BR apts. Mostly HDWD, off-street parking, separate dining rooms, W/D, storage space. NS/pets. Avail. immed. $1075-1250-1295(office)/ mo. Call for appointment. Info: 802-476-4071.

BURLINGTON 2 & 3-BR apts. avail. Heat & HW incl. Close to downtown & waterfront. Off-street parking, garbage/snow removal, on bus line. $1275-1300/mo. + dep. Info: 802-863-9612.

BURLINGTON beautiful lg. 1-BR in Hill Section. This apt’s LR features lovely natural wood molding, fireplace, mantle & floor. This residence also offers a lg. sunny yard secluded by shade trees, private entrance & porch and plenty of parking. Rent incl. heat, HW, coin-op laundry. NS/pets. $1100/ mo. Info: 802-658-8056, Studio404@comcast.net.

BURLINGTON 3-BR, 1-BA, HDWD floors, parking, coin-op W/D, porch. $1299/mo. + utils. Avail. now. Info: 802-324-6446.

BURLINGTON Lake & Battery park views, 3-BR+, 2 LRs, DR, kitchen, 1-BA, W/D, front & back porches, mudroom, storage, lg. yard, parking. Walk downtown & lake. Snow/trash removal, gas heat. $1875/mo. Avail. Aug. 802-4343172 or 802-598-5023

BURLINGTON 1-2 BR dUPLE x 2nd floor master BR has full BA, 1st floor BR or office, new W/D, delightful backyard, deck, convenient off-street parking, easy walk downtown, approx. 820 sq.ft. NS/dogs. $900/mo. + utils. & sec. dep. Info: 301-455-7477, gildasbiggs@hotmail.com.

BURLINGTON 2-BR Avail. 6/1. Newly renovated, sunny & bright, HDWD floors, W/D. Corner of Howard & St. Paul. $1225/mo. + utils. Info: 802-310-1147.

BURLINGTON 2-BR Sunlight, high ceilings, arch. detail, onsite W/D & add. locked storage. Off-street parking. Pets OK w/ deposit. Avail. immed. $1000/mo. Info: rosenblumpalmer@gmail.com.

BURLINGTON 3-4 BR Sunny 2nd floor Old North End apt. on quiet street. 3-season porch, off-street parking, pets possible. $1350/mo. Year lease preferred. Info: Jeff Spencer, 802-355-3326. BURLINGTON 3-BR Quiet, safe, Lakeside neighborhood, park setting. 1.5-BA, walk to beach/bike path/bus-stop/Oakledge Park.

Johnson Village home

Newly renovated 4-BR, 2-BA, 1600 sq.ft. New pellet stove saves big money on heating fuel! New roof, updated kitchen and bathrooms, lg. sunny backyard. 2-car garage. $193,500. 802-635-3628 http://www.johnsonvthouse.com.

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Burlington Hill Section Contemporary home. 3-BR, 4-BA w/ apartment (2-BR, 1-BA), lg. private yard, studio, chef’s kitchen, recreation room, 3 fireplaces, 2-car garage. The view from the curb only hints at the variety of surprises within this versatile home! $689,000. 802-578-4414 or www.owners.com/wtp3460

CHARMING 2-BR HOUSE

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3 buildings, rental income. Duplex, studio/workshop and two-story barn with tool shed. Oversized lot (potential subdivision or farming) with gardens and privacy hedge. Nearby nature walks, minutes to university, downtown. $335,000. 802-655-4349.

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Beautiful 3-BR, 2.5-BA. Enjoy quiet evenings in this 2000+ sq.ft. home, 1+ acre with mountain views. Open floor plan & bonus room w/ basement office. 5 minutes from I-89. $312,500. 802-578-1460.

COTTAGE-STYLE CAPE

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New roof just installed! St. Albans Town, cozy home has many qualities to offer incl. hot tub. Less than 1/2 mile to Lake Champlain, minutes to I-89. Quiet neighborhood with nice neighbors and minimal traffic. $149,900. Further details at: http://fsbovt.net/ListingDetails.asp?id=203 Call Matt at 802-578-1758.

30 Algird Street in NNE of Burlington. Lovingly cared for with many updates, this is a 1,200 sq.ft, 3-4 BR, 1-BA, 1-car garage, cottage-style cape. $238,000. zenne@puremotherlove.com, 802-658-4607. http://puremotherlove. com/30algirdstreet.html

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3-BR, 1-BA, 1500 sq.ft. tastefully renovated bungalow directly on the Huntington River. Modern, open floor plan, vaulted ceilings, hardwood/tile floors. Great for entertaining. $244,900. Visit www. riversidehuntingtonhome.com, email riversidehuntingtonhome@ gmail.com or call 802-434-7266.

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Country living in the capital city! Custom-built 3-BR, 2-1/2-BA raised ranch on 1.5+/- acres. Deep woods on two sides and horses in adjacent pasture. This home in a clearing in the woods cannot be seen from the road. Five minutes to downtown Montpelier, 10 minutes to I-89, 50 minutes to Burlington Airport. Large rooms. 3420+/- square feet plus attached 2-car garage. Extensive storage space. High-speed Internet. Cable TV. Award-winning Montpelier school system. $337,475. tpmckenna@verizon.net. 802-223-1672 or 802-522-2885.

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BURLINGTON 3-BR APT. W/ cellar. 2100 sq.ft. off North Ave. Near bike path. Avail. 8/1. Private parking, gas heat. $1250/mo. + utils. & dep. 1st showing 7/1. Small pets OK. Info: 802-881-3772.

BURLINGTON 4-BR UNIT Half block to downtown, off-street parking, coin op W/D. Lg. unit, 2 entrances, HDWD, 2-BA, gas heat. Avail. now. $2095/mo. + utils., incl. trash/snow/water removal. Info: 802-578-8525.

BURLINGTON APT. First ﬂ oor 2-BR apt. in duplex. Off-street parking, private backyard, W/D, DW. $900/ mo. Lease & dep. Info: 802-4396127, kdewolfe@sover.net.

BURLINGTON BEAUTIFUL 2-BR Vaulted ceiling, W/D, skylights. Avail immed. Pets OK w/ deposit. Quiet neighborhood, fenced backyard, off-street parking. $1200/ mo. Info: rosenblumpalmer@ gmail.com.

BURLINGTON ROOMY 1-BR Upstairs apt. Marble Ave. Close to lake & bike path. New paint, offstreet parking, side porch, backyard. NS/pets. $750/mo. incl. garbage & water. Avail. now. Info: 802-862-0413.

BURLINGTON STUDIO Downtown near waterfront, bike path. HDWD, some new features. Avail. July 15. $700/mo. Info: Cara Ladouceur, 802-578-6013.

BURLINGTON, BUELL STREET

Avail. 9/1. Room only. Coin-op W/D. NS/pets. $400/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021.www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON, COLCHESTER AVE Avail. 9/1. 3-BR. $1140/mo. Parking. Coin-op laundry. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON, EAST AVE. 4-BR Parking. No pets. Avail. now. $1600/mo. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481 x1021. www. nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON, NICE 3-BR Very nice, quiet, 3+ BR apt. close to lake. Walk to downtown & UVM. Lg. kitchen & HDWD ﬂ oors throughout. New stainless appliances in kitchen, W/D & BA w/ ceramic tiles. Water incl. Avail. 7/1. Info: 514-867-2930.

BURLINGTON, SHELBURNE RD. 2BR, parking, on bus line. No dogs. Avail. 7/1. $905/mo. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481 x1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON, SHELBURNE RD. 3BR, parking, on bus line, no dogs. Avail. 7/1. $1090/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1021, www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON, SOUTH MEADOW Lg. 2-BR, full BA, onsite laundry. NS/pets. Avail. 8/1. $875/mo. + dep. Utils. not incl. for more info call 864-9966.

Burlington/Winooski Share

lg. furnished home. 3 openings available. Rent individually or with friends. All utils. incl. 2.5BA, laundry, parking, lg. backyard w/ deck. $650/mo. per person + dep. Info: 802-863-9612.

Burlington : 3-Br, ne W $ Plattsburg Ave. 1-BA, lg. front porch, quiet street, W/D hookups, storage. No pets. Avail. now. 1yr. lease. $995/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com.

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Marshall Dr.: New North End! 3BR, 1.5-BA, fireplace, yard, W/D hook-ups, 1-car garage, NO PETS. Avail. NOW; 1-year. $1375/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com.

Burlington: cozy 1-Br 2nd floor, 350 sq.ft., porch, off-street parking, coin-op W/D, storage. Will be painted. NS/pets. $710/ mo. + utils. Info: Tammy Wood, 802-865-5187.

chArlotte Charming country

3-BR spacious home in Charlotte school system. Furnished, deck, W/D. $1500/mo. Yr. lease neg. First, last & dep. Info: 802-734-8072.

cle An, quiet 1-Br Apt. On safe residential street 2 blocks from UVM, MCHV. Three bright rooms, HDWD, small yard, bath w/ tub, efficient gas heat, residential parking, coin-op laundry. NS/ pets. Refs. req. $790/mo. Info: 802-658-8056, studio404@comcast.net.

colchester 1-Br Near Exit 17. Newly painted, HDWD, carpet, full BA, parking, gas heat. Cats OK. Avail. now. $725/mo. incl. electric, water, trash/snow removal. Info: 802-578-8525.

country l iving in georgi A 3-BR, 1-BA, HDWD flooring, W/ D hookup, full basement, front porch, back deck, lg. lot. Avail. immed., 1-yr. lease, $1450. Info: 802-309-0725.

doWntoWn s tudio Apt. Small, cute, sunny, full BA & kitchen. Summer lease if interested. Near UVM & Church St. Street parking, onsite W/D. Avail. July 1. $675/ mo. Info: 802-324-3652.

eA st Wood commons New lg. 1-BR condo. Avail. now. Amenities incl. gas stove, W/D, underground parking, weight room & storage. $1250/mo. Info: John, 802-863-2959.

e ssex Jct: All included! Maple St: 532 sq.ft. apt. w/updated BA, some new flooring, next to laundromat. Avail. NOW; 1 year. Cat neg. $875/mo. incl. all utils! Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com.

e ssex Jct: luxury condo Highland Village. 2-BR, 2-BA, 1185 sq.ft., W/D, walk-in closet, fitness room, balcony. Includes heat, A/ C! NS/pets. July 1; 1-year. $1450/ mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com.

e ssex Junction Apt. 2-BR, offstreet parking, onsite laundry, all appliances, 1-yr. lease, dep. NS/ pets. Utils. not incl. Avail. immed. $900/mo. Info: 802-527-9704.

gr And i sle Beautiful 1-BR waterfront apt. Deck, vaulted ceiling, boat dock, new paint & carpet, laundry, yard & garden. NS/pets. $850/mo. + utils. Info: 802-658-8056, Studio404@comcast.net.

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Winooski - 1-Br ApArtment

hinesBurg: nAture pAr Adise Private 2-3 BR surrounded by 1000 acres of town forest. Trails abound. Sunny, open, wood floors, wood & baseboard heat. Pets OK. 4WD recommended for winter driveway. $1650/mo. + utils. Avail. 8/6. Info: 802-482-3655. home for le A se/purchA se 3BR, 2.5-BA cedar home in pet/kid friendly neighborhood w/ beautiful Camel’s Hump views. 300 acres of conservation land, custom time & wood throughout. Pets welcome. Info: Stephen Mackenzie, 802-496-6789, smacken@ mac.com.

Jeffersonville fArmhouse Great sized 2-BR, HDWD floors, hook-ups, fenced yard w/ gardens, swing set. Close to mountain, not far from Burlington. NS/dogs. 2yr. lease avail. at discount. Info: 802-644-2675.

luxury ApArtments Luxury 1, 2 & 3 BR apts. located within the newly revitalized downtown Winooski area. Restaurants, bus stops, public library & other services in walking distance. Covered parking, fitness & community centers, movie room & lots more! Heat and HW incl.! Avail. now! EHO, ADA. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-6551810, www.keenscrossing.com. mmu school district Share 17 acres, pond, brook. 3+BR, wood stove, hi-speed Internet, Energy Star windows & appliances, 2 mi. from I-89. NS. $1750/mo. + utils. Info: 866-381-4786.

nice 2-Br Allen s t. Burl. Modern apt., 1st floor, walk downtown, off-street parking, W/D hookup, lease, dep., refs. $925/ mo. + utils. NS/pets. Avail. now. Info: 802-862-4888. north Ave. 1-Br Wood floors, new appliances, kitchen, porch. Excellent condition. $760/mo. Info: 802-598-9877.

quiet loft Apt 1 lg. & 1 small BR, lg. office, LR, kitchen, shower, 3rd fl, free basement storage, free W/D, 2-car parking. NS/dogs. Monthly or lease. Avail. July 1. $1000/mo. + utils., $500 dep. Info: Stephanie Mack, 802-7357292, sfrobel@hotmail.com.

quiet toWnhouse ne Ar uvm 2 large & 1 small BRs, 1 shower & 1 tub BA, balcony office, free storage, free W/D, 3-car parking. NS/ cats OK. Monthly or lease. Avail. July 1. $1400/mo. + utils., $500 dep. Info: Stephanie Mack, 802735-7292, sfrobel@hotmail.com. red rocks condo Avail. 7/15. 2-BR townhouse, 1-BA w/ outside deck & garage. Located near lake & bike path. $1125/mo. + monthly condo fee. Info: John, 802-8465430 x4.

r ichmond Apt. for rent 2-BR located in the center of town, utils. incl. Nice apartment! Info: WD Properties, William Masson, 802-985-4089.

r ichmond spAcious 2-Br Apt Cozy, plenty of sunlight, yard, parking. Great location, quiet. Avail. July 1. $1000/mo. + utils. Info: 802-893-2700.

r ichmond toWnhouse Main St: Updated & maintained, 2-BR, 1.5BA, W/D, huge garage, newer appliances & flooring. See our website for flexible availability dates. $1100/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@ hickokandboardman.com, www. HickokandBoardman.com.

shelBurne vill Age end -unit Spacious 3-BR, 1.5-BA townhome w/ garage. Walk or bike to village center & Shelburne Bay. Well lit open design w/ lg. private yard & brick patio. Located within a larger, quiet, pet & family-friendly neighborhood. Attic & garage storage. W/D. Electricity, heat & are not incl. Dogs welcome. $1700/mo. Info: 802-985-3829, 93tilane.googlepages.com.

slopeside house, Bolton 2- to 3-BR, 1.5-BA, W/D, snowblower, wood stove, central propane heat, lg. deck w/ views, full basement. $1300/mo., lease. Info: 802-922-5857.

so. Burlington Clean townhouse, 2-BR, 1.5-BA, laundry hookups, gas heat, garage. NS/ pets. $1200/mo. + utils., refs. dep. Info: 802-862-3562.

so. Burlington 2-Br condo Immaculate. Quiet, convenient location. Spacious kitchen, dining & living area, tiled breakfast bar, W/D, deck, pool, tennis. Carport w/storage. NS/pets. $1150/mo. Info: Jeanette, 802-372-5356, oletaffy@aol.com.

so. Burlington condo 2-BR, 1-BA, located near UVM & FAHC. Pool & tennis court onsite. 2 assigned parking spaces. Avail. 8/1. Info: Tim, 802-343-9699.

so. Burlington mAnor Woods Striking, renovated, classy, immaculate 2-BR, 1-BA. Pool, laundry facilities, bus-line, car port, storage. 1st floor. Internet wired. Avail. 7/1. $970/mo. + utils & ref. NS/pets. Info: 802-373-5075.

so. Burlington: so. pointe Upswept Lane: 3-BR carriage home, model unit. Bosch stainless kitchen appliances, master suite, fireplace, cherry floors, A/C, 2-car garage. 7/1; 1-year. $2500/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com.

s t. AlBAns c ity 2-Br 109 High Street. Heat incl. W/D hook-ups, rubbish removal, quiet street. Beautiful area. $900/mo. Info: 802-922-8015.

s toWe house for rent 3-BR, 2BA, great location on the river. All utils. incl. Avail. 7/1. $1400/mo. Call for details. Info: WD Properties, Will Masson, 802-985-4089. vergennes Lg. 2-BR, enclosed porch, parking, heat & HW incl. $850/mo. No dogs. Call between 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. Info: 802-349-4017. Winooski Cute and cozy 2-BR. Nice wood floor and efficient gas heat/HW. Parking, bus line. Pets neg. $800/mo. + utils. Info: 802434-7370, unlimitedpropertysv@ yahoo.com.

Winooski 2-BR unique modern loft apt. HDWD floors, skylights, hearth stone, natural gas, fireplace. Gorgeous kitchen & BA. 1400 sq.ft. $1100/mo. + utils. Info: 802-425-2910.

W inooski 1-BR, heat included, off-street parking, garden space. NS/pets. Great location, quiet neighborhood. $695/mo. 802654-3918. Info: 802-864-3918.

Winooski Lg. 2-BR, full BA, wireless Internet incl., onsite laundry, storage. NS, cats considered. Avail 8/1. $1050 /mo. + dep. Utils. not incl. For more info call 864-5200 ext. 225.

Winooski 14 West St., lg. 3BR, laundry room, full BA, gas heat, parking, small yard, porch. $1200/mo. No dogs. Avail. 7/1. Info: 802-862-7467.

Lovely, second-floor apt. in owner-occupied building. Most windows face south for good lighting. Eat-in kitchen. Private back porch. Rent includes heat. Avail. 7/1. Info: 802-893-2950.

Winooski 4-Br Apt. Save gas & time, live in town. Recently renovated w/ lg. kitchen, W/D hookups, parking. $1500/mo. incl. garb., sewer, water. Avail. July 1. Info: 802-316-1912.

Winooski s tudio ApArtment Roomy upstairs apt. w/ tons of charm & storage. Adorable house w/ huge back yard, off-street parking, balcony. Gas heat. Info: Jeff Spencer, 802-355-3326.

Housemates

Burlington 2-BR townhouse adjacent to FAHC, UVM & I-89. Laundry/parking. $510/mo. + 1/2 utils. Non-smoking, prof. or grad. student pref. Info: 802-862-5321.

Burlington/Winooski Share lg. furnished single family home. 3 openings available. Rent individually or with friends. All utils. incl. 2.5-BA, laundry, parking, lg. backyard w/ deck. $650/mo. per person + dep. Info: 802-863-9612.

close to everything $575/ mo. + utils. (heat incl.) in So. Burl. Roommate wanted for great condo. Big BR w/ closet, laundry, balcony, free storage & parking, pool, tennis! Info: 802-399-2384.

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e ssex JunC tion Prof. female seeking female roommate to share clean, sunny condo. Lg. room + bonus room. W/D, pool & tennis. NS/pets. Nice setting. $500/mo. 1/2 utils. Info: 802-999-1913, http://wisebalm@yahoo.com.

Malletts Bay, ColChester Private suite w/ BR, BA & LR. Country setting. Great for quiet lifestyle. Min. to downtown Burlington. $650/mo. + utils. Info: 802-865-5282.

Monkton FarM house Large rooms, W/D, dishwasher, inground pool, master bath, cathedral ceilings. 20 acres. 19 miles to Kennedy Drive. Barn, garden space, etc. More land in mtns. to hike, camp, etc. Amenities/utils. included. Horses OK. $450/mo. Info: 802-453-3457.

Montpelier hoMe to share 2 BRs avail. in my metromale/gayfriendly, 3-BR, 1.5-BA, spacious furnished home. Incl. run of house w/ fireplaced LR, wet bar in rec room, lg. private lot in quiet neighborhood, off-street parking, walk to capitol bldg. & National Life. $500 or $525/mo. + share utils. High-speed Internet, cable, garage avail. Responsible, mature individual. Info: 802-522-5251. Must love dogs! Looking for a female to share 3-BR home in New North End. Single mom, teenage girl, 2 big dogs, a little dog and a cat. It’s really not as crazy as it sounds! Cute house in quiet neighborhood, big fenced-in yard, gardens, laundry, cable, Internet. $600/mo. incl. all. Avail. 8/1. Info: 802-343-4914, michlola48@ yahoo.com.

north ave. Avail. immed. Middle-aged man seeking 1 quiet mature prof. to share 3-BR apt. Must be responsible, non-smoker essential. No pets, must enjoy cats. On bus line, near laundry, market, banks and pharmacy. Low utils. Quiet building. $350/mo. + 1/3 utils. Ref. requested. 660-8275, leave message.

paid ra position Paid RA position Exciting opportunity to earn a TAX FREE $20,000/year stipend, (meals included), acting as a Residential Advisor for 5 students attending UVM as part of HowardCenter, Developmental Services SUCCEED program. These high functioning students, 18 to 25 years old, with mild developmental disabilities live in a newly furnished, substance free house within walking distance to campus. Ideal match is a peer age graduate student wanting to become an integral part of innovative program providing problem solving advice and minimal house oversight. Enjoy 2 weeks vacation each year, (UVM’s Spring & Winter break) & 60 additional nights off & onsite parking. RA must be in house from 9 pm until 8:30 am, pay a minimal rent and be willing to sign a year long contract beginning late summer 2008. Please contact Jen Mitchell at 802-4886542 to learn more.

rooM in Queen City park Private BA, shared W/D, small backyard, quiet, safe neighborhood on lake near Redrocks Park. Avail. Aug. 15. $700/mo. incl. utils. Info: 802-922-6654.

rooM to share in JeriCho Seeking responsible, laid back NS M/F roommate to share a spacious 2-BR country duplex in Jericho. Additional dogs would have to get along with my well-behaved dog. $725/mo. incl. heat & water. Info: Rebecca Pfeiffer, 914-263-4439, rjpfeiff@gmail.com.

rooMate sought Ranch house on Stowe/Morrisville border. 2-BR, 1BA (newly re-done). W/D, broadband, trash service. All inclusive. Great backyard views. Room has Queen bed, closet, shelving. Full cellar. Looking for a clean, responsible, NS housemate. Info: Adam Strong, 802-888-1715.

rooMMate 2-Br Condo In So. Burlington. Quiet, clean, attractive. $550/mo. incl. hi-speed Internet/cable. Pets OK. W/D. Near college, bus route, shopping. Utils. shared & reasonable. Ref. req. Info: 802-349-9630, java1029@yahoo.com.

rooMMate Wanted Avail. 9/1. Located close to the downtown area and on the bus line. $300 dep. Application approved by BHA. Should be cat friendly, open minded, responsible and respectful! Info: 802-864-3262, purpleshadowgrrl@aol.com.

rooMMate Wanted Johnson Area near Long Trail, river, mountains. Great yard, W/D, HSI/cable. Lots of extras! References, dep. Info: 802-730-3654.

share a great Country hoMe Lg. contemporary in Essex Jct. w/ 3 prof. adults. Great country setting, wonderful housemates, spectacular Mt. Mansfield views, lots of space. $547/mo. Info: Laury Jestings, 802-363-3695. Winooski Fully Furnished Serious students or quiet prof. 2 units w/ vacancies. 5 & 6 BR’s. Each has 2 full BA, W/D, phone for local calls, basic cable & Internet access in BR’s. Off-street parking, on bus line. $550/mo. incl. utils. Info: 502-879-6920.

Housing Wanted

Mid-50s Couple seek rental Professional, mature, mid-50’s couple wants to rent nice, clean 1-2 bedroom apartment or condo. Prefer 5 Sisters community, HillSection or near the lake. Plenty of local professional references. We are meticulously clean, do not smoke and have no pets. Available any time after July 1. Call Terry at 802-598-0154 or Jonathan at 617-877-8101. We are a renter’s dream and look forward to hearing from you soon. Info: Great Photographic Art, 802-5980154, jonathanhart1@gmail.com, greatphotographicart.com.

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Burlington oFF iCe spaCe 1250 sq.ft. offices in charming historic building on King St. near Battery. Off-street parking. $900/mo. Info: Patrick Waters, 802-425-3258.

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Business spaCe 50’x32’, central air & heat w/ office, Internet/ cable, all utils. incl. 24’x30’ fully matted area. Great for yoga, martial arts, etc. Lockers & showers incl. Info: 802-999-7845. gate Way sQ. oFF iCe spaCe Three-room professional office suite on 2nd floor, corner of Main & Battery Streets. 550 sq.ft. Utils. incl. Parking extra. $1200/ mo. Info: Karen, 802-862-0500, kmccrea@vtlaw1.com. WaterFront oFF iCe spaCe available. Adirondack views. Incls. parking. Info: Ken, 802-865-3450.

hoMe reFund JoBs ! Earn $3,500 - $5,000 weekly processing company refunds online! Guaranteed Paychecks! No experience needed! Positions available today! Register online now! (AAN CAN) Info: www.RebateWork.com.

Media Make-up artists Earn up to $500/day for television, CD/ videos, film, fashion. One week course in Los Angeles while building portfolio. Call for Brochure. (AAN CAN) Info: 310-364-0665, www.MediaMakeupArtists.com.

Counseling

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anorexia/BuliMia t reatMent GROUP. This therapist-facilitated group treats eating disorders w/ a combination of group psychotherapy & yoga. For women ages 18-24. Call for more information, 658-4208 ext. 113. Crash group Counseling Evening group counseling to satisfy CRASH requirements, license reinstatement and probation/parole mandates. Meets Tuesdays, 55:50 p.m. in So. Burlington. Call now for information. Info: Scott Earisman, 802-658-9257, scott@ vermontcounselor.com, www.vermontcounselor.com. group p syChotherapy Tired of feeling lonely and just want to know that someone really cares? Join this therapy group and develop supportive, long-term relationships. Limited openings. Info: Scott Earisman, 802-6589257, scott@vermontcounselor. com, vermontcounselor.com.

Biz Opps

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glassed-in k iosk Mall frontage, Church Street, Burlington. Power, lights, heat, weather protection for vendor and goods. Garage 1/2 block away! Start or extend your business. Info: 802-933-7749. help Wanted Earn extra income assembling CD cases from home. Start immediately. No Experience Necessary. 1-800-405-7619 ext. 150 http://www.easyworkgreatpay.com (AAN CAN)

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outdoor youth Counselor

Come make a difference working in the great outdoors. Immediate openings at Eckerd outdoor therapeutic programs in NC, TN, GA, FL, VT, NH and RI. Year-round residential position, free room & board, competitive salary/benefits. Info and apply online: www. eckerdyouth.org. Or fax resume to Career Advisor/AN, 727-442-5911.

EOE/DFWP (AAN CAN) post oFF iCe noW hiring Avg. Pay $20/Hour or $57K/yr. includes federal benefits and OT. Offered by Exam Services, not affiliated w/USPS who hires. (AAN CAN) Info: 866-616-7019.

pregnant ? Considering adoption? Talk with caring agency specializing in matching Birthmothers with Families nationwide. LIVING EXPENSES PAID. Call 24/7 Abby’s One True Gift Adoptions (AAN CAN) Info: 866-413-6293. starBuCks type route GUARANTEED ACCOUNTS, $75K-$400K profit potential. 30 years established co. Call 24/7. 1-866-2789316 (AAN CAN).

Childcare

nanny For the sChool year abc Nannies, a locally owned and operated nanny agency, has nannies available for permanent placement! Start your search now so you can have first pick from our great pool of prescreened nannies! Info: abc Nannies, anna@ abcnanniesvt.com, http://abcnanniesvt.com.

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“My First Friends” Home Preschool & Childcare in Shelburne has 1 full-time opening available in August. 2+ years old. More info in online ad. Info: 802-985-9160, Trishb17@aol.com.

Computer

iBM t ype Writer repair Peter’s Typewriter Repair. Peter Sharron, PO Box 148, Northfield, VT 05663. Info: 802-485-8653.

Julie reville, Ms nCC Want better relationships? More friends? Stronger social and communication skills? Contact Julie Reville, MS NCC. Counseling for teens and adults. Optima, 2 Church St., Suite 4G, Burlington. Info: 802-734-0777.

Motivation hypnosis Maureen Finnerty Turner, RN, M.Ed, LCMHC, Hypnotherapist/Psychotherapist. Downtown Burlington w/free parking. Hypnosis helps: attention, anxiety, test taking, depression, focusing, phobias, PTSD, panic, pain, healing, performance, procrastination, sports, relationships, smoking, diet & exercise, child/ adolescent/adult. Insurance/credit cards accepted. Info: Maureen Turner, 802-658-2140, mturner@motivationhypnosis. com, http://www.motivationhypnosis.com.

p syChotherapy Psychotherapy for: CRASH and court diversion, addictions, anger, criminal behavior, adjusting after incarceration, trauma in veterans, victims of crime, molestation or domestic violence, anxiety and depression. Clinical supervision, expert testimony & in-services and workshops. Info: David A. Porter, MA, LADC, through Otter Creek Associates, David A. Porter, 802-8653450, www.daporter.net/Webpage/Therapy.htm.

sallie West, M. a ., M.F.t Telephone & face-to-face counseling for individuals & couples specializing in relationships, spiritual/ personal growth, anxiety & life transitions. Burlington & Waitsfield. Info: 802-496-7135, www. salliewest.net.

Creative

angela gaspar photography Wedding photography shot with a warm and unintrusive feel, focusing on the special moments as you start your lives together. Offering affordable packages to match every need. Info: Angela Gaspar Photography, Angela Gaspar, www.gasparphotography. com.

ready to F ind lifelong love and be a TV pioneer? Want loved ones to help you find a match? Now casting new docu-series for Lifetime! (AAN CAN) Info: 213-6306530, www.ArrangedMarriageTV. com.

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Education

TuToring History, English, writing/editing, economics, philosophy, earth science, personality test-based study skills and learning strategies, various other subjects. All levels. Info: Learning To Learn Tutoring Service, 802-999-6204.

Wri T ing TuTor Recent Hamilton College graduate and paraeducator avail. for English tutoring over the summer. Strong background in essay writing, editing, revising, vocabulary expansion and analytical reading. Based out of Middlebury, VT, but willing to travel. Info: Kathryn, writing_tutor@ yahoo.com.

Elder Care

EldErcarE rEnT a Family Eldercare/Property Management. Home & yard maintenance. Personal & homecare service. Reasonable rates, insured, dependable. Call Diana. Info: 802-399-5821.

Entertainment

dirEc TV SaTElli TE TV FREE equipment, FREE 4 room installation, FREE HD or DVR receiver upgrade. Packages from $29.99/ mo. Call Direct Sat TV for details 1-888-455-9567. (AAN CAN)

Financial/Legal

$ ca SH$ Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritance, mortgage notes & cash flows. J.G. WENTWORTH #1. 1-800-794-7310. (AAN CAN)

adVEr T i SE your BuSinESS in 111 alternative newspapers like this one. Over 6 million circulation every week for $1200. No adult ads. (AAN CAN) Info: Stephanie, 802-289-8484.

Health/Wellness

ma SSagE For mEn By SErgio Spring is here, come and rejuvenate. Call for an appointment. Info: 802-355-1664.

mETTa ToucH ma SSagE Are you stressed-out or sore from working out? Treat yourself to a wonderful Thai massage, customized just for you! Chair massage also available. Same day appointments available. Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd floor. Info: Blythe Kent, CMT, 802-598-8700.

nyc PEr Sonal TrainEr NSCAcertified, relocating to Burlington in July. Filling fitness slots now. For details please email jacksonheusner@yahoo.com.

P S ycHic counSEling And channeling w/ Bernice Kelman, Underhill, VT. 30+ yrs. experience. Also: energy healing, chakra balancing, Reiki, rebirthing, other lives, classes & more. Info: Bernice Kelman, 802-899-3542, kelman_b@ yahoo.com.

P S ycHic rE adingS With Grandmother Singing Wolf Kashta Tua Tai Ma, Shaman & Mystic, and Ariel Vivaine Merrow, Celtic Shaman & Mystic. Visit website or call to schedule a reading. Info: 802-658-7478, www.wolvessingingheyokah.com.

rEliEF From liFE’S acHES AND PAINS. Advanced physical therapy. Info: 802-876-1000. SamadHi cuSHionS & S TorE Meditation cushions and benches handmade in Barnet, Vermont since 1976. Our store is open Mon.-Sat. Info: 800-331-7751, www.samadhicushions.com.

Home/Garden

PamPEr your SElF! Rene’s Sparkle Brite Cleaning. Residential cleaning with a personal touch. Honest, reliable & experienced. Info: Rene, 802-735-5733.

Pet

dog Walk Er aVailaBlE Dog Trainer, recently graduated from UVM with BS, would love to meet your pooch! I have great references! Look forward to hearing from you. Info: Lander Bari, 914-5897437, ylanbar@yahoo.com.

dEEP-T i SSuE ma SSagE Healing

Currents Massage for Women provides manual therapy for treatment of chronic musculoskeletal pain. Deep-tissue techniques, neuromuscular therapy, myofascial release. Shannon Dunlap, CMT. Chace Mill. Info: Healing Currents Massage for Women, Shannon Dunlap, 802-363-9787, www.healingcurrentsmassage.com.

FEng SHui VErmonT Improve your space, improve your life! Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Integrated design services, clutter clearing, space clearing, real estate staging, color, renovations; presentations, workshops. Info: Feng Shui Vermont, Certified Feng Shui Consultant Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed., 802-496-2306, cwheelock@ fengshuivermont.com, http:// www.fengshuivermont.com.

Full Body ma SSagE For mEn Head to toes. Acupuncture rids of your headache. Total release of mind & body. Athletes & student discount. Info: Jay, 802-233-5037.

Bicycles

lEmond Bik E For SalE! 2003, green, 55 cm, Shimano components. Purchased at Onion River Sports for $1150. Hardly used, excellent condition. $450. Info: 802-371-8814, ssc041704@aol. com.

l ik E nEW TrEk 1500T 54CM, sliver blue. Paid $950 w/o extras. Asking $750 w/ extras (Shimano pedals, Cateye mileage counter and 2 bottle cages). Only 15 miles on bicycle. Info: 802-881-8889.

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Cars/Trucks

1982 BEnZ, WVo -PoWErEd !

300SD converted to run on waste veggie oil. 172K. Excellent shape. 2-tank plantdrive kit, 12-gallon golden fuel system trekker tank. MUST SELL! $6000. Info: Mike Rimoin, 310-625-6379, mike. rimoin@gmail.com.

1992 SaaB 900S 117K, runs well, strong engine. Sunroof, power windows, air, snow tires w/ 3500 mi. New windshield, ball joints, rear muffler. Inspected & inspectable. $900. Info: Stewart Boyd, 802-881-3698.

1992 ToyoTa c amry 5-spd., 207.5K, studded tires, new distributor. Needs a speedometer sensor. Would be better use to someone who loves a 5-spd. $1500/OBO. Info: Caitlin M, 802-355-1585.

1993 cHEV y S-10 Bla ZEr 4Wd Inspected until 2/09. BF Goodrich 31x10.5xR15 mud & snow tires. Headers 2” suspension lift, 3” body lift. Needs work. $800. 802-310-1520.

1995 ToyoTa cElica g T MT, leather, sunroof, A/C, ABS, 106K, 1 owner since 1997. New t-belt, water pump, wheel bearings, tires, brakes, alignment. Records avail. $4599. Info: 802-434-3581.

1995 ToyoTa corrolla Teal, auto., 111K, summer/winter tires, Pioneer CD player & speakers. Well-maintained, great commuter, maintenance history avail. Great MPG! $4000. Info: 802-388-8035.

1996 cHEV y S-10 Pick-uP 2.2L, 4-cyl., 5-spd., short bed, runs great. Good mpg. $1500. Info: 802-399-6639.

1996 Ford F150 W/ BEd c aP 143K, V8 5.0, 5-spd., 4WD w/ABS; Eddie Bauer, A/C, power S/W/L, cruise, AM/FM, cassette, rear window, opt fuel tank, alloy wheels. $6000. Info: 802-399-2454.

1998 audi a4 2.8 QuaTT ro 5spd., 117K, manual, leather, winter pkg., winter tires, FAST, SAFE, RELIABLE. 2nd owner; well-maintained. $5900/OBO. Info: 802372-6203, bouch2@surfglobal. net.

1998 Honda c i V ic l X 5-speed manual, green, cruise, A/C. $4750. 802-272-0157.

1998 ni SSan alT ima g XE Excellent condition, 121K, good mpg, some rust, only selling because I’m moving. $3000. Info: Matt Pelkey, 802-922-4371.

1998 oldSmoBilE cuTla SS 150K, V-6, auto., FWD, cruise, power locks/steering/seats, CD, AM/FM stereo, dual front air bags. $2250. Info: 631-935-4489.

1998 SuBaru ouTBack Wagon Brand new: head gaskets, t-belt, oilseals, more. Heated seats, 160K. NO RUST, runs perfectly, clean inside & out, needs nothing. $3400. Info: 802-249-7266.

1998 Volk SWagon JETTa g T 5spd, navy blue, 4-dr. sedan, 105K, A/C, very clean, good condition, well-maintained. $2600. Am moving and need to sell it. Info: 802881-9006, piperclyborne@yahoo. com.

1999 Honda accord EX couPE Dark emerald pearl w/ ivory int., 65K, 5-speed manual, AM/FM/ CD, power W/D, moonroof, alloy wheels. Excellent condition! $7000. Info: Kristin Carpentier, 802-310-1477.

2000 Honda cr-V Auto., blue, AWD, cruise, A/C, CD, 113K. $7950. 802-272-0157.

2000 Hyundai S TaT ion Wagon Auto., 25 MPG city. Well-maintained, reliable. Fair condition. Includes 4 snow tires priced below book value. $2500/OBO. Info: 802-860-7219.

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2001 Honda ody SSE y EX Silver, auto., 4-wheel ABS, 77K, complete maintenance records, cruise, Thule roof rack, power W/D, TCS. $9300. Call Chris, 802-999-1402. Info: 802-872-0552.

2001 ToyoTa raV4 4Wd Black, 84K, auto., 4WD, 1 owner, garaged, winter tires, A/C, cruise, roof rack, CD. Complete service records, well-maintained, excellent condition. $9900. Info: 802654-2200, gknortz@gmavt.net.

2003 ni SSan alT ima-loadEd! Auto., 46K, leather, 6-CD, sun roof, etc. Beautiful car! $12,000/OBO. Call Erika. Info: 802-999-7676.

2003 VW Pa SSaT Wagon gl S Silver ext., black int., auto., summer/winter tires on alloys & steel rims, heated cloth seats, sunroof, 30 mpg hwy, very clean. MUST SELL! $10,700. Info: 802-233-8907.

2004 Honda ElEmEnT Burnt orange, 5-spd., 90K, 23 mpg, new tires & brakes. Good condition, fully serviced & cleaned. Transferable warranty. $11,500. Info: 802-272-1203.

2004 kia SEdona 57K, under warranty, lots of new parts, 2 sets of tires, A/C, CD, cruise, power everything, V6. Please call! Nothing wrong with car! $9500. Info: Lydia Bourgeois, 802-233-7243.

2005 Buick cEnT ury cuSTom All options, int. & ext. as new! Nonsmoker, carFax title. 30K, just out of winter storage! Custom cover incl. Gold mist metallic, cloth int. $12,750. Info: 802-863-4366.

2005 Ford r angEr EdgE White, rebuilt title, 51K, auto., 4-L V6, 4-dr., 4WD, A/C, CD. Good condition, rust-free. $8500. Info: 802-324-0647.

2005 SuBaru imPrEZ a STi Black w/ gold rims, 27 mpg (highway), 300 HP, loaded, performance SPT exhaust. Dazzling vehicle, fast and fun to drive - a gem! $22,900. Info: Jeremy Quenneville, 802-881-9080.

2005 ToyoTa corolla S 47K, A/ C, power L/W/steering, tilt wheel, cruise, 6-CD in-dash changer, dual 12V aux. power outlets, moon roof, alloy wheels. $13,000. Info: 802-434-3581.

2006 Honda c i V ic EX 16K, very clean, 4-dr., 5-spd., loaded, 40 mpg hwy! Inherited car from family member; otherwise would keep it. SRP from dealership $19,645; selling for $16,200. Info: Tim Lavigne, 802-238-5666.

2006 Honda ci V ic l X 25k mi Black, 4-dr., auto, all standard features (cruise, A/C). Excellent condtion, clean, still under warranty. VIN: 1HGFA16506L006566. Selling because I’m moving to Boston. $13,850. Info: Veronica Metzner, 617-312-4233.

2007 Hyundai accEnT SE Wine red, 18K, 40 mpg hwy, 35 city, 5-spd. manual, keyless entry, alarm, plus 60,000 5-year warranty. Snowtires avail. Complete maintenance records. Great deal: $10,600. Info: David Vuono, 203-536-8529.

2007 SaT urn ion Silver-grey, 4-dr., standard, 12K. Clean, like new, inspected through 4/09. Great Car! Need to sell due to move. Only $10,895. Call Carrie. Info: 802-310-7948. auTo auc T ion 3 Saturdays ea. Month Open to the Public THCAuction.com 802-878-9200

l ik E oldEr VolVoS ? 2-car deal: antique 1973 1800-ES sports car AND 1996 850 (5-speed, 120K). $7500 firm for the pair. Info: 802-863-5455.

Boats

1973 columBian moTor BoaT

Fiberglass, deep-V hull with a 1981 Jonson outboard motor. Power tilt/trim, trailer, motor runs great. $1200. Info: Adam Sieffert, 860-377-7021.

1989 SE aray 305 SEdan Brdg Very roomy, well-maintained, fully equipped; low hours. Photos avail. on request. Call for details. $37,000. Info: 801-676-9283.

SE a k ayak Current Designs Gulfstream, Kevlar, Green/Aqua, Skeg, Nearly Mint Condition, Extras. $2450.00 / 802-878-7272 Info: 802-878-7272.

SE a k ayak Current Designs Gulfstream, Kevlar, green-aqua, nearly mint condition, extras. $2450. Info: greg demars, 802-878-7272.

Recreational Vehicles

BayridgE 2002 38’ Park model, 2 pullouts, 2-BR, excellent condition. Set-up on lot 81 in Lone Pine Camp Ground, Colchester. $13,000. Info: 802-879-1978. FlEETWood PoP-uP c amPEr 2005, Allegiance. Excellent condition, like new, used fewer than 10 times. Motivated seller. $7000/OBO. Info: 802-598-1515, bmdevine@hotmail.com.

Antiques/ Collectibles

gEnuinE amETHS y ST gEodE Genuine Geode, the REAL thing. Value of this rock increases every year. Collector’s dream! Worth $700; sell for 450/OBO. Info: Linda Walsh, 802-540-0593, Walsh2004@gmail.com.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts

cuB c adET l aWn moWEr 18m 3 months old from HD, single speed, bag, discharge, mulch. Excellent. $175/OBO. Info: Milo DeWitt, 802-454-8383.

gE ga S r angE, microWaVE White, clean, in good condition w/ GE microwave above range. Also clean, good condition. Asking $110 for range, $60 for microwave. Info: 802-310-0142.

Honda Harmony Hrm215 moWEr Original owner, PUSH lawnmower in very nice condition, works perfectly, easy 1-pull start. Only used for trimming. $199/OBO. Info: Milo DeWitt, 802-454-8383.

inTErior FrEncH door S Interior Double French doors. 60” x 80”. Pre-hung. Brand new, still in packaging. Pine w/ pine mutins and clear glass. Info: 802-863-1640.

nEuTon ElEc T ric l aWn moWEr 2005 EM 4.1 model. Clean, quiet, easy to use. Best for smaller lawns. Comes w/ 2 batteries, spare blade, bagger, manual. $200 (Winooski). Info: 802-654-9220.

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Clothing/ Jewelry

BoX oF girl S’ cloTHing Sizes 8-16. Really nice clothes, mostly name brand. $20/box. Info: patriotchic2000@yahoo.com.

Electronics

400-WaTT uS acouST ic S amP 2channel car audio amp, high-low filter, bass boost. Call Chris for details. Info: 802-384-0649.

Entertainment/ Tickets

dri VEr S W/ laTE modEl S vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. Info: 802-658-1464.

ElTon JoHn, July 21 2 Elton John tickets, July 21, Champlain Valley Expo, Green section, K row. $600/OBO. Info: 541-231-9426. ElTon JoHn, July 21, E XPo I have 2 tickets to the Champlain Valley Expo concert. Bronze section (view seating chart at their website). Best offer. Info: patriotchic2000@yahoo.com.

Solid gold, dancEr S Exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette, deer camp or anytime good friends get together. #1 for fun. New talent welcome. Info: 802-658-1464.

Free Stuff

VEgETaBlE oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Info: Global Markets, 802-863-9460.

Furniture

BaTHroom Vani T y Oak, 31”x21”, w/ Kohler sink, Moen faucet & countertop. This complete unit is in very good condition. $125/all. Info: Bob Dipaolo, 802-862-5588. BE auT iFul cHina c aBinET Mirrored back, adjustable glass shelves. Spot on top for light, or to finish off. Approx. 4.5’ high. $30/OBO. Info: 802-399-2641. BEd SETS - nEW Mattress, box, frame. Brand new, never used, still in plastic, warranty. Twin $240, Full $285, Queen $330. Info: 802-893-7296.

Bookca SE, HuTcH morE Broyhill 3-bookcase unit (1 has doors), dark cherry, lighted shelves, sturdy, excellent condition, $500. Hutch, painted pine, top & bottom can be used together or separately, very good condition, $100. Antique radio cabinet, elaborately carved, unique, looks like armoire, very good condition, $95. Solid wood bookcases, vintage 1940s60s, nice, $25-50 each. Gazelle exerciser, very good condition, $75. Sewing machine, white, like new, $50. Info: 802-868-9147. HoT T uB SPa - 2008 modEl Loaded w/ jets & horsepower, LED light, ozonator, cover, insulated & efficient. Under full warranty, never used. Retails $4495; sell $2800. 802-734-0788.

HouSEHold Furni T urE Set of interior French louvered doors w/ hinges, solid pine. Fit 28” opening. $40. Info: 802-862-5588.

KING Bed Set - New Mattress, box, frame, double-sided orthopedic pillow-top. All new, never used, still in plastic. Cost $1050; sell $575. 802-893-3888.

Leather CouCh Set Loveseat & 2 chairs. Perfect for office or home. Quality leather, high value. Just don’t fit in new office. Email for details. Flexible on price. Info: bybeal@gmail.com.

MeMory FoaM Mattre SS New in plastic. Warranty. Full $425, Queen $550, King $750. 802-598-0316.

Garage/Estate Sales

CoNCrete PaVING Square S 63 Red Concrete pavers, 18” x 18”, in great condition. Great for patio or walkway! $300 firm. Info: 802-878-7840.

I SLe LaMotte yard SaLe S Townwide: over 28 sales! June 28, 8-2 p.m., rain or shine. Map available at entrance to Island, lunch at local eateries. Info: www.islelamotte.org.

Stowe yard SaLe Sat., June 21, 9 a.m. at Mountain Rd Storage behind The Swimming Hole (75 Weeks Hill Rd). Two 10x20 storage units; everything must go! Armoires, dressers, slate pool table, mattresses, large TV, much more from high-end Destination Club homes. Info: 802-371-8895.

Kid Stuff

K IdS Grow ING too Fa S t? TRADING POST for little folks. The Essex Town Market Place, Susie Wilson Rd., Essex Jct. Mon.-Fri., 9-5. Sat., 10-4. Info: Trading Post for little folks, Michelle Ertle, 802878-1327, tradingpost2@verizon. net, www.tradingpostforlittlefolks.com.

Pets

Free Cat( S) 4-year-old male & 10-year-old female tabbies need good homes. Together or separate. Moving, can’t take them with me. Info: 802-238-9271.

GerMaN Shortha Ir PoINter Very “birdy,” AKC female, shy, healthy, current vacc., 3 years old, prefers female humans. To home w/fenced yard ONLY. $300/ OBO. Info: 802-899-3847. hay For SaLe 250 bales of horse hay, $2/bale. You pick up. 40 bales of mulch hay, $0.75/bale. Rt. 128, Westford. Info: Jeane, 802-522-3826, skulpture@comcast.net, http://www.granitegardens.com.

MINI ature SChNauzer S 3 girls, 2 boys, ready 6/23 to loving homes after their doctor’s visit. Deposit holds your pup. $550 S&P, Parti pup $650. Don’t call if you

don’t plan on lifetime commitment. 802-872-5874. Leave msg. SuN CoNure Bright yellow, orange & green female, 3 years old. Happy, healthy & friendly. Cage & toys. She’s a sweetheart. $450/ OBO. Info: 802-899-3847.

Sports Equipment

BowFLex For SaLe Has leg press station, squat & curl attachment, rowing station. Purchased last year for $2500. Need to sell. $1500/OBO.

CoMMerCI aL F I t Ne SS equIP Leg press, Body Masters, $2200 new. Side deltoid machine, $1799 new. Seated press military behind the neck bench, $1295 new. Nautilus ab crunch, $2399 new. Nautilus 10 degree chest machine. Make offer. Info: 802-999-7845.

eLLIP t IC aL For SaLe Email me for more information. Info: 802363-5582, kwindjamuderhwa@ yahoo.com.

GyM equIPMeNt 8 Multi-sport spinning bikes, commercial circuit. Misc. items for classes. TV, Stereo, mic & more. New condition. See set up. Buy all or part. Info: 518-597-3313, bsprinkle@ nycap.rr.com.

oCeaN KayaK Current Designs, full size, fast, sleek, aquamarine w/rudder, paddle, spray skirt, cockpit covers, paddle float. Great shape, $525. Call evenings. Info: 802-425-3116.

Want to Buy

aNt Ique S Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966.

GeNtLy uSed StroLLer Looking for a reasonably priced, gently used all-terrain jogger/stroller. Please contact if you have one for sale! Info: 802-660-3029.

Bands/ Musicians

BaNdS waNted Will provide 34 days’ housing on Nantucket in exchange for 1-2 nights’ playing at The Muse. 3 min. to Surfside Beach. House equipment. Info: The Muse, demersonoconnor@yahoo.com, 228-muse.com.

druMMer Professional project. Transportation, equipment, pro committment are musts. Recording, touring. endorsements. We are financed with industry contacts. Inquire for a private audition, please. Info: 802-861-2871, spazboreal@gmail.com.

Fr Iday S @ 6 PM oN 105.9FM We need guests for on-air interviews. Seeking bands, singer-songwriters & loose strippers. Tune in Fridays

at 6 p.m. on 105.9FM Burlington for info. Info: www.myspace. com/jimmurphyzoo.

KeyBoard PL ayer Needed Burlington-based band “The Toes” is in search of a female keyboard and/or bass player. Call Tippy at 922-0612 if interested. Info: 802-922-0612.

Lead GuI tar/BaCKING Vox Seeking professional, tastefully lyrical player for original Americana band “Paradise Alley.” Weekly rehearsal, recording & gigs ASAP. Good vocal harmony essential. Info: Ero Lippold, 802-864-7740. Need dry rehear SaL SPaCe 4 piece alt/rock band needs secure and dry rehearsal space. 1 to 3x’s weekly. Rehearsals end by 9 P.M. Rent/lease/security negotiable Info: Hollywood Hamburger, Joey Gervasi, 802-659-4276, genevievepeters@mac.com, www. myspace.com/capitalcorpse

VoC aLIS t SeeKS BaNd! I’m a rock/pop singer looking for a guitar player or band, preferably around my age, to practice and perform with. If interested, email me! Info: Caitlin M, madrigalsky@yahoo.com, www.myspace. com/caitielicious.

For Sale

GodIN a6 GuI t., PeaVey aMP Godin acoustic/electric w/ HSC, mint condition w/ slight flaw. Peavey Ecoustic 112 amp, 100-W, 2-channel, guitar & mic. Many extras incl. mic & stand. $700. Info: 802-872-7188, www.ringertime@ aol.com.

Instruction

GuI tar INS truC t IoN Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@ verizon.net, www.rickbelford. com.

GuI tar INS truC t IoN All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty). Info: 802-8627696, www.paulasbell.com.

MuSIC Le SSoNS Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 20 yrs. exp. Friendly, individualized lessons in So. Burlington. Info: 802-864-7740, eromail13@ gmail.com.

Studio/ Rehearsal

Need dry rehear SaL SPaCe 4piece alt/rock band needs secure, dry rehearsal space, 1-3 times/ week. Rehearsals end by 9 p.m. Rent, lease, sec. negotiable. Info: Hollywood Hamburger, Joey Gervasi, 802-659-4276, http://www. myspace.com/capitalcorpse

mAuditions/ Casting

audI t IoNS For PILLowMaN Open auditions by appt. July 1 & 2. Casting 3 roles, male. Mid-20s to -40s. Please email. Info: Tony Tambasco, tambascot@yahoo. com.

FeMaLe ModeLS waNted for artistic projects in Burlington. Excellent opportunity for beginners to build free portfolio. Contact David Russell Photography. Info: David Russell Photography, David Russell, 802-373-1912, dave@ daverussell.org, http://www.daverussell.org.

Call to Artists

dyNaMI te CL ay StudIo Grand Opening for Dynamite Clay Studio July 12th. Located in downtown Plainfield on Rt. 2 next to the blinking light. Studio offers throwing and hand building lessons, as well as paint-your-own pottery. Come in July 12th and paint your own maple leaf or syrup jug for $15. Info: Katie, 802454-9947, dynamiteclaystudio@ gmail.com.

the r aMBLe - JuLy 26 The Old North End will be hopping with activity. Be a part of it! Check out www.theramble.org for opportunities! Deadline July 1. Info: The Ramble, theramble2008@gmail. com, www.theramble.org.

Creative Space

art IS t SPaCe For reNt Burlington. Great for artist’s workshop, on Art Hop route. Secure, natural light. $275/mo. Call for details. Info: Andrea Hossley, 802-355-0562.

aCt 250 NotICe aPPLICatIoN aNd hearING #4C1173-1

10 V.S.a. §§ 6001-6092

On May 21, 2008, Spear Meadows, Inc. filed application #4C1173-1 for partial findings under Criterion 9(B). The Project is located on Spear Street, just south of the Swift Street intersection, in the City of South Burlington. This Project will be evaluated by the District 4 Environmental Commission in accordance with the 10 environmental criteria of 10 V.S.A. § 6086(a).

A public hearing is scheduled for Thursday, July 10, 2008 at 8:00 a.m. at the Essex Junction District Office of the Agency of Natural Resources, 111 West Street, Essex Junction, Vermont. There will NOT be a site visit.

The following people or organizations may participate in the hearing for this project:

1. Statutory parties: The municipality, the municipal planning commission, the regional planning commission, any adjacent municipality, municipal planning commission or regional planning commission if the project lands are located on a town boundary, and affected state agencies.

2. Adjoining property owners: May participate to the extent they can demonstrate that the proposed project will have a direct effect on their properties under the ten criteria of Act 250 pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E).

3. Other persons: May participate to the extent they can demonstrate that they have with a particularized interest protected by Act 250 that may be affected by an act or decision by the District Commission pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E).

If you wish further information regarding participation in this hearing, please contact the District Coordinator at the address below before the date of the first hearing or prehearing. If you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify this office at least seven days prior to the above hearing date.

Copies of the application and plans for this project are available for inspection by members of the public during regular working hours at the South Burlington Offices, the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the District #4 Environmental Office. The application can also be viewed at the Natural Resources Board web site: www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup by clicking on “District Commission Cases” and entering the case number above.

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 6th day of June, 2008.

By: /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802.879.5662 E/ stephanie.monaghan@state. vt.us

aCt 250 NotICe aPPLICatIoN aNd hearING #4C1206 10 V.S.a. §§ 6001-6092

On May 23, 2008, the Intervale Center filed application #4C1206 for a project described as Construction of a stormwater facility, show gardens, pedestrian path, operation of a food packing & distribution center and use of existing facilities for festivals. This application does not include the composting facility. The project is located on Intervale Road in the City of Burlington. This project will be evaluated by the District 4 Environmental Commission in accordance with the 10 environmental criteria of 10 V.S.A. § 6086(a).

A public hearing is scheduled for July 17, 2008 at 8:30 a.m. at the Essex Junction District Office of the Agency of Natural Resources, 111 West Street, Essex Junction, Vermont. A site visit will be held before the hearing at 7:30 a.m at the site. Directions to the site: Intervale Road, park in lot across from Intervale Center

The following people or organizations may participate in the hearing for this project:

Copies of the application and plans for this project are available for inspection by members of the public during regular working hours at the Burlington Offices, the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the District #4 Environmental Office. The application can also be viewed at the Natural Resources Board web site: www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup by clicking on “District Commission Cases” and entering the case number above.

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 12th day of June, 2008.

By: /s/Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802.879.5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us aCt 250 NotICe MINor aPPLICatIoN 10 V.S.a. §§ 6001-6092

On June 5, 2008, Colchester School District filed application #4C0139-4 for a project generally described as:

The construction of four athletic fields and one baseball field, all equipped with landscape sprinklers, on 12.9 acres of land. The Project is located at Laker Road and Malletts Bay Avenue at the Colchester High School in the Town of Colchester, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before Tuesday, July 8, 2008, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Tuesday, July 8, 2008.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 13th day of June, 2008.

By /s/Stephanie H. Monaghan

Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662

E/ stephanie.monaghan@state.

vt.us

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION

10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092

On June 13, 2008, Gardner & Sons Development Corp., filed application #4C1207 for a project generally described as:

Construction of a three-unit residential building on an existing lot. The project is located on Southview Drive in the City of South Burlington, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before July 8, 2008, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by July 8, 2008.

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 24th day of June 2008.

/s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION

10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092

On June 16, 2008, Taft Corners Assoc., Inc., filed application #4C0696-22 for a project generally described as:

the construction in two phases of a 32,655 sf. 2-story office building with 157 vehicle parking lot on Lots #6, #8 and #10 of Taft Corners Park. The project is located on Harvest Lane in the Town of Williston, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Williston Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by July 8, 2008.

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 17th day of June 2008.

By /s/Peter E. Keibel

Natural Resources Board

District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us

ChARLOTTE PLANNINg COMMISSION

NOTICE Of PubLIC hEARINg

Pursuant to Title 24 Chapter 117 V.S.A. and the Charlotte Land Use Regulations, the Charlotte Planning Commission will meet on Thursday July 17, 2008 at the Town Hall to hear the following application:

8:30 PM Final Plat Hearing of Rodney and Donna Stearns for a minor subdivision amendment in the form of a boundary adjustment at 5 Elcy Lane

Application material can be viewed at the Planning and Zoning Office. Participation in the hearing is a prerequisite to the right to appeal any decision related to these applications.

CITY Of buRLINgTON TRAffIC REguLATIONS

The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Chapter 20 Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances:

Sec. 20-44. Stop When Traffic Obstructed.

No driver shall enter an intersection or a marked crosswalk unless there is sufficient space on the other side of the intersection or crosswalk to accommodate the vehicle they are operating without obstructing the passage of other vehicles or pedestrians, notwithstanding any traffic control signal indication to proceed.

Adopted this 11th day of June 2008 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners:

Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services

Adopted 6/11/2008; Published 6/25/08; Effective 7/16/08

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CITY Of buRLINgTON TRAffIC REguLATIONS

The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances:

Sec. 26. Motorcycle Parking.

The following locations are designated for the parking of motorcycles only:

(1) through (2) As Written (3) On the [west] east side of St. Paul Street, in the area next northerly of Cherry Street.

(4) through (6) As Written (7) [South side of Cherry Street entrance to parking garage.] Reserved.

(8) [East side of Church Street in front of the Superior Courthouse.] On the south side of Main Street, in the area next easterly of Church Street.

(9) As Written

(10) [In the space between No. 58 and No. 70 Wright Avenue.] Reserved.

(11) through (12) As Written

Adopted this 11th day of June 2008 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners:

Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services

Adopted 6/11/2008; Published 6/25/08; Effective 7/16/08

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CITY Of buRLINgTON TRAffIC REguLATIONS

The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances:

Sec. 19. Parking rates.

(a) Parking meter spaces may be occupied for periods indicated by depositing the following sums:

(1) For all one-hour meters: Five cents ($0.05) for [six (6)] three (3) minutes; ten cents ($0.10) for [twelve (12)] six (6) minutes; twenty-five cents ($0.25) for [thirty (30)] fifteen (15) minutes; fifty cents ($0.50) for [one (1) hour] thirty (30) minutes; one dollar ($1.00) for one (1) hour.

(2) For all two-hour meters: Five cents ($0.05) for [six (6)] three (3) minutes; ten cents ($0.10) for [twelve (12)] six (6) minutes; twenty-five cents ($0.25) for [thirty (30)] fifteen (15) minutes; fifty cents ($0.50) for [one (1) hour] thirty (30) minutes; one dollar ($1.00) for [two (2) hours] one (1) hour; two dollars ($2.00) for two (2) hours.

(3) For all thirty-minute meters: Five cents ($0.05) for [six (6)] three (3) minutes; ten cents ($0.10) for [twelve (12)] six (6) minutes; twenty-five cents ($0.25) for [thirty (30)] fifteen (15) minutes; fifty cents ($0.50) for thirty (30) minutes.

(4) For all fifteen-minute meters: Five cents ($0.05) for [six (6)] three (3) minutes; ten cents ($0.10) for [twelve] six (6) minutes; twenty-five cents ($0.25) for fifteen (15) minutes.

[(5) For all three-hour meters in parking lots: Five cents ($0.05) for ten (10) minutes; ten cents ($0.10) for twenty (20) minutes; twenty-five cents ($0.25) for fifty (50) minutes; ninety cents ($0.90) for three (3) hours.]

[(6)] (5) For all three-hour meters [streets]: Five cents ($0.05) for [six (6)] three (3) minutes; ten cents ($0.10) for [twelve (12)] six (6) minutes; twenty-five cents ($0.25) for [thirty (30)] fifteen (15) minutes; one dollar [fifty cents ($1.50)] ($1.00) for [three (3)] one (1) hour[s]; three dollars ($3.00) for three (3) hours.

[(7)] (6) For all ten-hour meters [on streets]: [Five cents ($0.05) for fifteen (15) minutes,] ten cents ($0.10) for [thirty (30)] fifteen (15) minutes, [twenty cents ($0.20) for one (1) hour] twentyfive cents ($0.25) for thirty-seven and a half (37.5) minutes, one dollar ($1.00) for two and a half (2.5) hours, [two dollars ($2.00)] four dollars ($4.00) for ten (10) hours.

(b) The rate of charge for parking in metered city lots shall be as follows:

(1) through (7) As Written

(8) College Street Parking Garage: First two (2) hours free; [$0.75]

$1.00 per hour after two hours for next two (2) hours; $1.00 per hour after four hours; maximum daily rate of [$5.50] $8.00. [$70.00]

$75.00 for a five (5) day per week monthly lease and [$80.00]

$90.00 for a six (6) day per week monthly lease[s]. Limited Early Bird parking at [$3.00] $4.00 per day.

(9) Lakeview Parking Garage: First two (2) hours free; [$0.75] $1.00 per hour after two hours for next two (2) hours; $1.00 per hour after four hours; maximum daily rate of [$5.50] $8.00. [$70.00]

$75.00 for a five (5) day per week monthly lease and [$80.00]

$90.00 for a six (6) day per week monthly lease[s].

(10) Marketplace Parking Garage: First two (2) hours free; [$0.75]

$1.00 per hour after two hours for next two (2) hours; $1.00 per hour after four hours; maximum daily rate of [$5.50] $8.00. [$70.00]

$75.00 for a five (5) day per week monthly lease and [$80.00]

$90.00 for a six (6) day per week monthly lease[s].

(11) through (16) As Written

(c) The rate of charge for parking in leased lots shall be as follows, and those vehicles without a vehicle tag displayed in the proper position will be removed by wrecker at the owners expense:

(1) through (2) As Written

Adopted this 11th day of June 2008 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners:

Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services

Adopted 6/11/2008; Published 6/25/08; Effective 7/16/08

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CITY Of buRLINgTON TRAffIC REguLATIONS

The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances:

Sec. 27. No parking except with resident parking permit.

No person shall park any vehicle except vehicles with a valid resident parking permit or a valid guest pass and clearly identifiable service or delivery vehicles on any street designated as “residential parking.”

(a) As Written

(b) As Written

(d) Spaces designated as residential parking at all times for the use of car share vehicles only:

[(d)] (e) Permits. The Police Department shall issue resident parking permits only to residents of streets, or portions thereof, that are designated “resident parking only” for parking on that street pursuant to section [(e)] (f). In addition the Police Department shall issue resident parking permits to car share organizations for parking on all streets, or portions thereof, that are designated “resident parking only” pursuant to section (f).

(1) As Written

(2) As Written

[(e)] (f) Specific conditions.

(1) As Written (2) As Written

(3) As Written

(4) [Reserved.] Car share organizations. Valid car share organizations shall meet the following criteria:

1. Require users to be members of the car share organization.

2. Provide ubiquitous self-service access to all, or most, of a shared fleet of automobiles at locations not staffed by the car-share service organization.

3. Encourage short-term, local trips and discourage users from driving more than necessary.

4. Provide its members automobile insurance that exceeds the State-mandated minimum when its members are using car share vehicles and shall assume responsibility for maintaining car share vehicles.

Upon showing proof of a valid Vermont registration for the vehicle(s) involved, car share organizations meeting the appropriate criteria will be issued one residential street sticker per vehicle. This sticker will be valid on all streets, or portions thereof, that are designated “resident parking only”.

(5) through (7) As Written (8) No permits will be issued to an individual or car share organization with outstanding parking tickets, unless the ticket is being contested in court.

(9) Designation of area. Only streets within the following designated areas may be designated for resident-only parking. Those areas are:

(1) through (5) As Written

(6) Adoption of car share parking spaces can be extended to all areas of the city and are not restricted to any residential parking zone adoptions.

Adopted this 11th day of June 2008 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners:

Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services

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OPENINGS

BURLINGTON CITY COMMISSIONS/BOARDS

On Monday, July 14, 2008, the Burlington City Council will fill vacancies on the following City Commissions/Boards:

Conservation Board

Term Expires 6/30/09 One Opening

Applications are available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office, Second Floor, City Hall, and must be received in the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office by 4:30 p.m., Wednesday, July 9, 2008. Applicants must be nominated by a member of the City Council to be considered for a position; a list of Council members is also available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office. Please call the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office at 8657136 for further information.

PUBLIC HEARING

SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD

The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following:

1. Final plat application #SD-0834 of Dorset Street Associates, LLC & G&A Associates, LLC, to amend a planned unit development consisting of 149 residential units. The amendment consists of: 1) adding 30 acres to the project area, 2) constructing 79 single family dwellings, and 3) constructing 30 multi-family dwelling units, 1530 Dorset Street.

2. Conditional use application

#CU-08-05 of PG Adams, Inc. for conditional use approval to construct a 12 foot high fence, 1215 Airport Parkway.

John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board

Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. June 25, 2008

PUBLIC NOTICE

Vermont Agency of Natural Resources (ANR), Solid Waste Management Program, Notice of Application, CSWD Williston DropOff Center, Special Waste Facility and Phase III Landfill

ANR has issued a Draft Permit Amendment for the following Chittenden Solid Waste District (CSWD) Facilities: Williston DropOff Center, Special Waste Area and Phase III Landfill (DOCSWALA), located at 1492 Redmond Road in Williston.

The DOCSWALA accepts solid waste, recyclables, and a wide variety of other wastes from CSWD generators. The Phase III Landfill has been closed since 1995. The proposed amendment permits the acceptance and transfer of up to 6,500 tons per year of residential and commercial food waste at the existing facility.

ANR has reviewed the application in accordance with the provisions of Section 6-305(b) and has determined that the application complies with the Vermont Solid Waste Management Rules. As a result, a draft amendment has been issued and ANR is seeking public comments on the draft.

The application and draft amendment are available for public review during normal business hours at the ANR office in Waterbury, 103 South Main Street (802) 2413444, the Williston Town Clerk’s office, 7900 Williston Road (802) 878-5121, and CSWD’s Administrative Office, 1021 Redmond Road, Williston (802) 872-8100.

A public meeting will be held by the State of Vermont at 7:00 p.m. on July 10th at the CSWD Administrative Office. Comments and questions must be received by 4:30 p.m., July 25, 2008, and must be addressed to: Jeff Bourdeau, Vermont Solid Waste Management Program, 103 South Main Street, Waterbury, VT 056710404 (Tel: 802-241-3484, Fax: 802-244-5141).

PUBLIC NOTICE FFY 2009 DBE GOAL

The City of Burlington, Vermont proposes a FFY09 goal of 2.23% for Disadvantaged Business Enterprises participation in contracting activity for City initiatives utilizing Federal Transit Administration funds. The goal and its rationale are available for inspection between 9:00am and 5:00pm weekdays at 645 Pine Street, Burlington, Vermont for 30 days following publication of this notice. Written comments will be accepted for 45 days from the date of this notice and should be addressed to:

City of Burlington Department off Public Works 645 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401

Attn: Dan Bradley, DBE Officer or Civil Rights Officer Federal Transit Administration, Region 1 Volpe Center 55 Broadway, Suite 920 Cambridge, MA 02142-1093

Individuals or businesses interested in becoming a certified DBE in Vermont should contact: Vermont Agency of Transportation, Office of Civil Rights and Labor, National Life Building, Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633.

STATE OF VERMONT

CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS.

CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT

DOCKET NO. S1145-07 CnC

WM Specialty Mortgage, LLC, Plaintiff v. Jeffrey S. Bailey, Danielle Bailey, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Accredited Home Lenders, Inc. And Occupants residing at 8 Woodcrest Circle, Milton, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Accredited Home Lenders, Inc. to Jeffrey S. Bailey dated April 21, 2006 and recorded in Volume 330, Page 126 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:15 P.M. on July 16, 2008, at 8 Woodcrest Circle, Milton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit:

Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to the Mortgagors herein by Warranty Deed of Marybeth Crowley dated April ___, 2006 and recorded in Volume ___ at Page(s) _____ of the Town of Milton Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Milton.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

WM Specialty Mortgage, LLC

By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT

CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS.

CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT

DOCKET NO. S941-07 CnC

HSBC Bank USA, National Association as Trustee for SG Mortgage Securities Trust 2005-OPT1 Asset Backed Certificates, Series 2005OPT1, Plaintiff

v. John E. Manchester, Cristie A. Manchester, Option One Mortgage Corporation And Occupants residing at 248 River Road, Essex, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to John E. Manchester dated July 15, 2005 and recorded in Volume 656, Page 387 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:30 A.M. on July 16, 2008, at 248 River Road, Essex, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit:

Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to John E. Manchester and Cristie A. Manchester by Warranty Deed of Bernice M. Charland, dated on or about even date herewith and to be recorded in the Land Records of the Town of Essex.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

HSBC Bank USA, National Association as Trustee

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT

CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0792-07 CnC

The Bank of New York Trust Company, N.A., as successor to JPMorgan Chase Bank N.A. as Trustee, Plaintiff

v. Jeffrey A. Parry, Keybank National Association, Barrett’s Tree Service, Inc. And Occupants residing at 39 Sydney Drive, Essex, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Homecomings Financial Network, Inc. to Jeffrey A. Parry dated February 25, 2005 and recorded in Volume 640, Page 487 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:15 A.M. on July 16, 2008, at 39 Sydney Drive, Essex, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit:

Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Jeffrey A. Parry by Warranty Deed of Katherine M. Cabanaw dated 2/25/2005, to be recorded in the Land Records of the Town of Essex Junction.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

The Bank of New York Trust Company, N.A., as successor to JPMorgan Chase Bank N.A. as Trustee

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

INSULIN PUMP SUPPORT GROUP

Starting Wednesday, June 18 at the Vermont Regional Diabetes Center 6:30-8 p.m. Subjects covered will be maximizing the use of your insulin pump, tips, safety issues, travel, sensors and downloading info to your home computer. A pump company clinical trainer and Certified Diabetes Educators will be present to answer questions. All pump wearers and their family and friends are invited. Refreshments will be served and participants will receive either a free One Touch Ultra Link or Free Style Lite glucometer. For questions and directions please call The Vermont Regional Diabetes Center at 802-847-1014.

MS SUPPORT GROUP A support group for people with multiple sclerosis and their caregivers. Sponsored by the Vermont Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Join others who have MS to discuss concerns, ask questions, share information and get support. Meets the first and third Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30 p.m. in Williston. For more information contact Michele at 862-4085 and leave a message

LOSS GROUP FOR KIDS An 8-week group for kids who are grieving all types of losses. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information 802-651-7520.

POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD) SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN The National Alliance on Mental Illness of Champlain Valley (NAMI: CV) is offering a free PTSD Support Group for Women on Thursdays from 12:30-2:00 p.m. The group focuses on both support and education about PTSD. Meetings are held at the NAMI office at 14 Healey Avenue, Suite D, Plattsburgh. For more information or to register, call NAMI: CV at 561-2685.

ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA?

Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 6559136 or email kgcromey@aol.com.

SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness. The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc. Please contact Holly, hollyh@pshift.com.

(OA) OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS Tues., Thurs. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre. Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (Parking in back of church/please use back entrance). Meetings are FREE and anonymous. For more info please call 802-8632655.

LIVING WELL WITH LYMPHEDEMA

All individuals living with any form of lymphedema are welcome. Meetings are held the second Wednesday of each month, March – June 2008 from 6-7:30 p.m. Join us in the FAHC Community Resource Center on the MCHV Campus. For additional info call the FAHC Resource Center at 847-8821.

RIGHTS FOR CAREGIVERS support group – If you are a part-time caregiver for elders for an agency in Chittenden County, we need you to help everyone obtain better wages and more respect for the work we do. Contact Zoe at 802-861-6000 or zoe1944@yahoo.com.

AL-ANON Family group 12-step. Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick, VT.

“WOMEN CHANGING” An educational support group on changing unhealthy patterns for survivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m. Ongoing. Join us anytie! Child care reimbursable. Ask about Survivors of Incest Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous. Call AWARE at 802472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick, VT.

CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children. Meetings weekly in Winooski. For more info. call Tana at 802-8934878 or 1-800-children. Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-2295724 or 1-800-children.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Burlington evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Comfort Inn and Suites, corner of Williston Rd. and Dorset St. from 6-8 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Centerbeginning April 8. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772.

FORMING A NEW GROUP focused on recovery/management of addictions, compulsions, and their resulting imbalances on our lives. Alternative or supplement to traditional 12-step programs. Are you having trouble moderating alcohol? Work? Sex? Television? Food? Drugs? Computer games? Requires a commitment to improving your health and the ability to maintain a non-judgmental atmosphere. Let’s discover how our struggles relate and help each other work on strategies to find balance. Contact Michelle at 802-399-6575 or recoveryourbalance@gmail.com.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome weekly group w/cofacilitators. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6 p.m. - 8 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room.

ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie at 760-9203.

HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what living positive has to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094.

MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP

All men welcome. 18 years of age and older. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, transitions, health, personal growth, grieving, healing, etc. Emotionally safe and confidential. Nonjudgmental, nonviolent. Groups led by trained cofacilitators. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations.

Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Corner of Elmwood Ave. and Allen St. Entrance on Allen St. Burlington, Vt. Every Thursday, 7-9 PM. Please be prompt. Suggested donation $5 - but none will be turned away for lack of donation. For info call: 434-8180. Visit us at lcmrc. org.

LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713.

CENTRAL VERMONT SUPPORT GROUP FOR ADOPTIVE PARENTS

COPING WITH BEHAVIORAL

CHALLENGESWill meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month from 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. New Members Welcome. Facilitated by Kristi Lenart, BA. For more information, call Kristi at 802-223-4744.

DISCUSS “WHAT THE BLEEP…”and “Down the Rabbit Hole” – the layman’s way toward understanding latest quantum physics discoveries linking science and spirituality. We’ll watch segments, talk about them, share experiences. Meeting place, Burlington area TBA. Call 802-861-6000

SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP

Self-help support group now forming in the Capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles, and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions. Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@ cs.com

STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, and etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com.

CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME

SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday. Please call or visit website for location information. 1-800-296-1445 voicemail, www. monkeyswithswings.com/vtcfidds. html.

MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY

PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800ACS-2345.

SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES:

Focus groups meet at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required. 802-527-7957.

MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrills groundbreaking best selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802-3430910.

MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153.

MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good. We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@ handelgroup.com or call 917-8871276.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS): Open to anyone who has lost a loved one, friend, relative, neighbor, co-worker to suicide. The group provides a safe place where survivors can share their experiences and support each other. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6-7:30 p.m. at the The Comfort Inn & Suites, 5 Dorset St., South Burlington, VT. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Linda Livendale, 802-479-9450, ljlivendale@yahoo.com.

DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Tuesday, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Redstone Campus First Presbyterian Church, South Prospect St. Sat. 10-11:30 a.m. Contact Brenda, 802-4970522 or Cameron, 802-363-3747. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802862-4516 or visit www.cvana.org.

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345.

BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT

GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749.

CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244.

EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL

SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554.

HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936.

AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupportDaily. com for more info.

OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114.

AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for childcare inquires. More info, www.aaware.org.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384.

FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT

GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996.

HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@yahoo.com.

DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285.

THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST

CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 4825319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996.

VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY

CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www. VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351.

MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mentalhealth professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?

TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. weigh-in, 7-8 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 6553317 or Patricia, 658-6904.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516, or visit www.together.net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Valerie, 802-760-9203.

SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo.com.

WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds.

DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612.

PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1877-543-9498 for more info.

AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-434-4423 or email: dragonheartvermont@ gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org.

NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com.

SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@alsanne.org.

METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome.

HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 999-8005.

SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com.

MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info.

LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866-869-7341 (toll-free).

FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600.

“HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support.

DEBTORS SUPPORT GROUP: Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, 21 Buell St., Burlington. Tuesday, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, Burlington and Saturdays, 10-11:30 a.m., King Street Youth Center, 87 King St., Burlington. Info, call Brenda 8937752 or Cameron, 363-3747.

BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area.

AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help.

DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program.

ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVERS: Burlington, meets at Birchwood Terrace, 2nd & 4th Wed., at 1:30 p.m. Colchester, meets at FAHC, Fanny Allen Campus, 1st Thurs. of month at 3 and 7 p.m. Shelburne, meets at The Arbors, 2nd Tues. of month at 10 a.m.

DEMENTIA & ALZHEIMER’S disease support group for the caregivers: Barre, meets at Rowan Ct., 4th Wed. of month at 3 p.m. Montpelier, 338 River St., 2nd Wed. of month at 7 p.m.

PARKINSON’S DISEASE: meets 1st Tues. of each month at the Heineburg Sr. Ctr., Heineburg Ave., Burlington. Lunch is avail. by calling 863-3982 in advance.

WOMEN’S CANCER SUPPORT group: FAHC. Every 1st and 3rd Tuesday, 56:30 p.m. Call Rose, 847-5714.

Exciting employment opportunities available at established agency with history of supporting strong healthy families in an environment of teamwork, creativity and innovation. Lund Family Center is seeking motivated, flexible and dynamic individuals with a passion for working with children and families for the following positions with competitive salary and benefits. EOE/EE/AA

Residential Counselor: Full-time. One position available. Counselor needed for evening shifts, including weekends, providing parenting and life skill support to pregnant and/or parenting women and their children. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in relevant field needed; experience working with adolescents and flexibility a must.

IP Residential Counselor: Full-time position in a transitional living program. Counselor will provide parenting and life skill support to pregnant and parenting women through this program. Position includes sleeping overnight shifts and weekend shifts. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in human-services related field and experience working with adolescents.

Nurse: Full-time. Day and Evening Nurse needed to serve pregnant and parenting young women and their children within residential treatment setting. Applicants should have a desire to work on a multidisciplinary team that is fast-paced and challenging. Lund Family Center provides holistic approaches to healthy living and embraces a strengths-based perspective. Nursing credentials required.

Family Educator: Full-time. Family Educator needed to provide support/education to young pregnant and parenting women, individual parent education, parenting classes, access to resources, collaboration with community providers, and observation, documentation and assessment of parenting skills. Looking for candidate with knowledge of child development, excellent writing/oral communications skills, flexibility and creativity, and Bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related field. Must have experience working with teens, children and families.

Substance Abuse Program Coordinator: Full-time position to oversee programming and provide clinical supervision to the outpatient treatment program for pregnant and parenting young women. Minimum of Master’s degree in a social work, counseling or human-services related field and Current Vermont Licensure in substance abuse treatment and experience working with women. Supervisory experience preferred. Competitive salary and benefits.

Substance Abuse Counselor: Full-time and part-time positions available

Part-time Counselor: Needed for outpatient treatment program for pregnant and parenting women. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in a social work, counseling or human services related field and substance abuse counselor certification or apprentice substance abuse counselor certificate. Experience working with women and children preferred.

Full-time Counselors: Needed to conduct comprehensive substance abuse assessment, treatment referral and coordination, and counseling within an outpatient program for pregnant and parenting women or co-located at the child welfare office to bridge agencies in an effort to provide immediate, holistic, family-centered services and increase the collaborative capability of the community to respond to substance abuse within family systems. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in a social work, counseling or human-services related field and substance abuse counselor certification or apprentice substance abuse counselor certificate. Experience working with families required.

Substance Abuse Case Manager: Full-time. Case Manager needed to screen families in need for potential substance abuse, referral to appropriate treatment, service coordination, monitoring and wrap-around services in a new position to be co-located at the child welfare office. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in social work, counseling, or human services related field and apprentice substance abuse counselor certificate required.

Individual Aide: Part-time position with the possibility of full-time hours. To provide one-onone support for a one-year-old in our Early Childhood Program. The ideal candidate will have some knowledge and experience in the early childhood field and be willing to work as part of a team in our classroom of eight young children.

Please send cover letter and resume to Jamie Tourangeau, Human Resources

PO BOX 4009

Burlington, VT 05406-4009 or fax to 802-861-6460

Website is www.lundfamilycenter.org

No phone calls please

Wood & Wood Sign Systems, located in Waitsfield, VT, is looking for a full-time administrative position. This position involves answering phones, typing, A/P, A/R and payroll. MS Office and Quickbooks experience preferred. Please send your resume and salary requirements to: Shannon@woodandwoodsigns.com. Position immediately available.

Seeking exceptionalindividuals withadesiretotransformlives andbuildbrighterfuturesbysharinghopewithothers;andmaking everydaycount.

Child and Family Services

AdivisionofRutlandMentalHealthServices andtheCommunityCareNetwork

ChildandFamilyServicesprovidescommunity-andhomebased mental health services to children and families in the greater Rutland region We create and administer programs that strengthen and preserve vulnerable families through prevention intervention, education and advocacy. We offer an empowering and rewarding work environment allowing staff to enhance their own lives whilemakingadifferenceinthelivesofthose we serve.

Early Childhood Therapeutic Case Manager (CUPS Program)

Clinical staff to provide intake and triage, waiting list management, case manage ment, and communitybased supports to young children and families, birth to age six. Full-time position also involves prov ision of consultation and training to child care centers and child-related organizations. Prov ide consultation and act as liaison to local multidisciplinary team serving young children. Candidate should have successful experience workingwith families and be exceptionally organized. Strong collaborative and team skills are essential. Should have knowledge of local resour ces, child development, poverty, and social/emotional/behavioral challenges in young children. Excellent writing skills and computer proficiency are a necessity. B.A. required, BSW preferred.

Child and Family Respite 20 hours

Work 1 to 1 with children in the community prov iding a mix of recreation and mental health support for about 20 hours per week. Candidate must be available to work after school, evenings and weekends. Experience working with children preferred. Must have own reliable transportation. Year round position.

SEEKING ENERGETIC ASSISTANT for a fast-paced design and planning firm to support other team members with research, writing, drafting, design and administrative assistance. Applicant must be organized, flexible, motivated and eager to learn. Strong computer skills are required; Mac experience, Adobe Creative Suite and CAD are a plus.

Please submit cover letter, resume and three references to: LandWorks 228 Maple St., Suite 32 Middlebury, VT 05753 or electronically to info@landworksvt.com.

Full-time Physical Therapist Assistant

Well-established South Burlington/Shelburne multisite P.T. clinic seeks energetic, responsible, organized, Vermontlicensed Physical Therapy Assistant.

Experience in out patient orthopedics preferred. Will train new graduate. Excellent benefits and a great team of people to work with. Send resume to mikedee@deept.com No walk-ins, please. www.deept.com

people a year in child, youth and family services; developmental services; and mental health and substance abuse services.

Child, Youth and Family Services

Administr Ative AssistA nt ii

Seeking an energetic individual who excels at multitasking! Duties include daily operations support and meeting minutes-taking. Position will be the key support person resonsible for coordinating an internal Continuing Education calendar. Position responsible for part-time receptionist coverage, including afternoon coverage to 6 p.m. on Monday-Thursday, and until 5 p.m. on Friday. Successful candidate will have excellent organization, communication (including writing competence) and priority management skills. Previous exposure to MS Word and Excel is preferred. High school diploma and 3 years experience required. Full-time with benefits.

d irector, BA ird s chool

The HowardCenter is seeking a seasoned, dynamic leader to provide vision, overall administration and service management to the Baird School program. The Baird School is a licensed independent school serving 52 students with emotional and behavioral challenges, grades 1-8, in an intensive therapeutic educational environment. The Baird School has an excellent reputation throughout the state as an established model therapeutic school serving both residential and day students. Director responsibilities include development and evaluation of educational and therapeutic services within the school; creation of a therapeutic environment that meets the social, emotional, behavioral and academic needs of students; oversight of 27 staff; management of referrals; extensive PR within the LEA and Special Education community; collaboration with other programs within the HowardCenter; management of a $2.4 million budget; and compliance with all DOE, Medicaid and agency regulations and policies. Qualifications include a Master’s degree in Special Education or related field and VT licensure as a Special Educator or related field, experience in program and budget management, as well as extensive experience working with students in a therapeutic educational setting.

c hildren’s o utpAtient c linici A n- F le X

Seeking Master’s level clinicians with current VT Mental Health licensure preferred to provide school-based therapy services to youth and families. Seeking qualified candidates who have experience working with multi-age children, parents, and family systems. Experience with groups and knowledge about substance abuse problems a plus. Some case management necessary and ability to successfully collaborate with multiple providers a must. Looking for a therapist who is skilled and timely with clinical documentation. This is a fee-for-service position and up to 3 days worth of work (19 hrs.) available. School-based therapist positions will be available in August in several Chittenden County schools. Please respond by July 18.

Developmental Services

d irect s ervice

Several direct service positions open offering a strong interdisciplinary approach working in a supportive environment with paid trainings. A great way to enjoy all summer in Vermont has to offer while working in your community. Full- and part-time positions available earning $11.02 to $13.08 per hour, .50/mileage reimbursement and benefits eligibility for positions of 20hrs/week

47 y/o man whose passions include fishing, coffee outings, and attending and watching sporting events needs 20 hours of support in his new apartment, 8:30am to 12:30 p.m., in the Winooski area.

Best match to effectively support this complex gentleman has clinical expertise, successful experience teaching independent residential living skills, and knowledge of DBT training, but we will train the right person. Experience supporting aggressive behaviors required.

Mental Health & Substance Abuse

e ldercA re c linici A n/ n ursing home

Be the ears and eyes for our Gero-psychiatrist partners in this co-hire position with FAHC. Assist in providing mental health services with a dedicated Geropsychiatry team for our Elders in need of support. Position is responsible for providing on-site consultation/liaison, assessment and treatment services to persons with neuropsychiatric disorders residing in nursing homes. Master’s level clinician or nurse with experience in Gero-psychiatry strongly preferred.

community s upport c linici A n

Two full-time positions available to support persons with psychiatric disabilities in Chittenden County. Work as part of a multi-disciplinary team providing creative problem solving, advocacy, resource development, case management, counseling and crisis support. Direct services to clients, families and the community. Bachelor’s or Master’s degree in human services field and experience with persons with serious and persistent mental disorders preferred. lABor Atory technici A n - c hittenden c enter

The Chittenden Clinic methadone program is seeking a male lab technician/ case manager. Primary responsibilities include observing and collecting samples for drug testing, analyzing and reporting data, ordering supplies and other administrative duties as needed (approximately 80%). Case management responsibilities include acting as a referral source and helping individuals navigate public systems including health care, housing, corrections (approximately 20%). Candidate must be a reliable team player. Bachelor’s degree required. Hours are Monday through Friday, 6:30 a.m. – 2:30 p.m.

r esidenti A l counselor s helter p lus cA re

This position offers considerable independence working with six adults who are considered to have a mental illness and/or co-occurring substance abuse issues. Focus is on supporting tenancy and cooperative living. Bacheor’s degree is required as well as a caring nature and an ability to work on your own. Three afternoons/evenings including one overnight (asleep).

s u B stitute r esidenti A l counselors

On-the-job training. If you are responsible and compassionate, we need you to work in our residential programs with adults who are considered to have mental illness and substance use disorders. Flexible shifts – day, evening, sleep and awake overnights.

r esidenti A l counselor - lA keview

Looking for a compassionate and self-directed individual who is a team player to work in an innovative community care home with adults who are considered to have major mental illness and some substance abuse problems. Position is parttime (36 hrs), one evening shift and three awake overnight shifts. BA degree is required.

At HowardCenter, we believe that everyone deserves support. We are the largest private, nonprofit community mental health agency in the state of Vermont, serving 14,000

Relief Community Skills Workers Needed Immediately

Got people skills? Don’t enjoy sitting at a desk during business hours? Want a flexible schedule? Have a passion for working with youth and families in a nonprofit agency? NFI VT’s Community Alternatives Program has opportunities for you! We are expanding our amazing clinical team to include additional Community Skills Workers to provide direct, therapeutic services to youth and adolescent clientele and families. Responsibilities include: implementation of individual, family and group treatment, clinical documentation and intensive inhome and community work in Franklin and Grand Isle counties. Strong communication skills, computer skills, attention to detail and ability to set limits required. Bachelor’s degree preferred and previous work with children and families with emotional/behavioral challenges required. EOE.

If you are interested in this position please submit cover letter and resume to:

Lance Metayer NFI-CAP

35 Catherine St. St. Albans, VT 05478 or fax to 802-524-1777. You can also contact him at lancemetayer@nafi.com

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been an excellent retirement option!”

LNA, a caregiver for over 4 years

Caring for elders and people with disabilities is a rewarding career where you can make a difference in someone’s life… each and every day

After retirement some people find caregiving a satisfying way to bring new balance to their lives.

For information about career opportunities as a caregiver call 802-861-3541 or e-mail facesofcaregiving@gmail.com

AmeriCorps p ositions

COTS is seeking three organized, creative, self-directed individuals with excellent communication and advocacy skills. An ability to work with a diverse client base, basic word processing and Internet skills are also necessary. All positions include recruiting and training volunteers. Full-time benefits include $13,056 living allowance ($6912 for halftime) pre-tax, 11+month commitment. Full-time members will receive a $4725 ($2362) education award (pre-tax) upon successful completion of their commitment and health insurance during their year.

t wo Full- t ime p ositions

Children’s p rogr A m s pe C i A list:

Focus on development and implementation of children’s programming within homeless family shelter.

Send resume and cover letter to: Kristi Cruz

The Committee on Temporary Shelter PO Box 1616 Burlington, VT 05402-1616 kristic@cotsonline.org

dAystAtion s tAFF:

Focus on building trusting relationships to empower homeless individuals transitioning from homelessness to housing. Engage homeless adults through one-on-one and group interactions to increase self-esteem, assist with advocacy, coordinate educational and social events and provide for basic needs.

Send resume and cover letter to:

Tim Coleman

The Committee on Temporary Shelter PO Box 1616 Burlington, VT 05402-1616 timc@cotsonline.org

hA l F -time p osition

h ousing r esour C e s pe C i A list:

Assist marginally housed individuals and families trying to stabilize their housing and assist homeless individuals and families transitioning into housing.

Send resume and cover letter to:

Mary Anne Kohn

The Committee on Temporary Shelter PO Box 1616 Burlington, VT 05402-1616 maryannek@cotsonline.org

CREATIVE DIRECTOR

The award-winning youth marketing agency Fuse is seeking an experienced creative mind to ll a senior position within the agency’s growing Creative Services Group.

The Creative Director is responsible for the group’s pro table operation, directing authentic print, web and other creative projects for Fortune 500, youth culture and action sports brands. Duties also include high-level client relations, new business activity and sta supervision.

Fuse provides competitive bene ts and an energizing environment for progressive youth marketers. For a complete job description and to apply please visit www.fusemarketing.com/jobs.

State of Vermont Director of the Legislative Council

The Legislative Joint fiscal office is seeking to fill the position of Staff associate. The full year position will provide support services to the House appropriations Committee and the staff of the Joint fiscal office. Salary will be based upon experience or commensurate education.

Please apply by June 30th to: Sandra noyes Joint fiscal office 1 Baldwin Street montpelier, Vt 05633-5701

For information regarding the job description, please refer to the website www.leg.state.vt.us/jfo

New England Culinary Institute staff members thrive on the energy and excitement of being part of a leader in culinary education. Every staff member at NECI contributes to our students’ educational experience.

Program Manager, Continuing Education

Seeking self-motivated candidate with the ability to quickly learn new procedures and processes to be our Program Manager of Continuing Education. Candidate will be responsible for providing a wide range of administrative, organizational and support functions to the Continuing Education Division. Duties will include managing all aspects of two hospitality industry training grants, overseeing administrative personnel work assignments and adjunct faculty, assisting with culinary program development for the public, as well as assisting in the development and implementation of Continuing Education system and process. A Bachelor’s degree in Business or related discipline is preferred. Must have intermediate to advanced experience with Microsoft Word, Excel and Outlook.

Faculty Development Coordinator

NECI is seeking the right candidate to fill the position of Faculty Development Coordinator. Candidate will be responsible for the overall coordination of the annual faculty development plan. Duties will include working with program leaders to improve curriculum design and delivery, working with instructors to design course materials as well as provide teaching techniques, and advise the Continuing Education Department on professional development opportunities of interest to the industry professionals. Candidate must have a Bachelor’s degree and preferably a graduate degree in education or related field, as well as significant experience in standards-based education as a teacher and an administrator

Director of Alumni Relations

This position will be responsible for developing and implementing a comprehensive Alumni Relations plan, designed to forge strong ties between NECI and its alumni. This position will develop and coordinate alumni programs, compose, edit and produce a NECI Alumni newsletter online, oversee our NECI alumni website, and maintain an accurate and current alumni data base. This position requires a degree from a 4-year college or university, and 2 to 5 years practical experience in alumni relations, or equivalent combination of education and experience. Pay will be based on experience.

Admissions Representative

Seeking full-time Admissions Reps. to assist in the recruitment of students as well as the implementation of the Admissions Marketing Plan. This position is responsible for guiding prospective students through the application and acceptance process. This position will prepare reports and statistics using the company computer system, communicate NECI information with prospective students on both campuses, and assist the Director of Admissions in orientation and registration for all incoming students as assigned. This position also serves as a student advocate, identifying problems, providing structure to assess problems and form solutions, and providing follow up to ensure resolution. This position requires a Bachelor’s degree, or one to two years related experience and/or training, or equivalent combination of education and experience. Must be willing to travel using personal transportation between campuses and, on occasion, out of state.

Cooks

Hone your cooking skills working side-by-side with the industry’s best! Seeking full-time cooks to work in our celebrated restaurants on the Essex Campus. This is a great career opportunity with competitive pay rates, flexible hours, available training and eligibility for benefits after just 4 months.

Please send resume and letter of interest to greatjobs@neci.edu.

Find out more about New England Culinary Institute by visiting our website at www.neci.edu. EOE

FREELANCEGRAPHIC DESIGNER NEEDED IMMEDIATELY

We seek an experienced freelance designer. Design and productions skills a must. Strong Photoshop skills a must. Web experience a plus. Detail-oriented. Send resumé to:

337 College St. Burlington, VT 05401 nelson@lisaius.com

Social Worker

Wake Robin seeks a Social Worker to provide case management, educational, individual support to residents and family members within our heath services community. Our social worker will coordinate the Medicare process, prepare care plans, and act as liaison with external medical/support services for the benefit of our residents. Candidates will have a minimum 2 years professional experience providing social services to older adults, a thorough understanding of Medicare and skilled nursing regulations related to social services, and a minimum of a bachelor’s degree in Social Work, Psychology or related field. Wake Robin offers an excellent compensation and benefits package and an opportunity to build strong relationships with staff and residents in a dynamic community setting. Interested candidates please email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to: HR, 802-264-5146 EOE

ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS

BURLINGTON SD

SVD21507 Tutor Coord

COLCHESTER SD

SVD20657 Asst Principal

SVD21041 Athletic Dir

TEACHING & STAFF POSITIONS

BURLINGTON SD

SVD21250 Accountant, Business Office

SVD21585 Coaches, Girls Ice Hockey & JV Field Hockey

SVD20735 Head Custodian, 2nd shift

SVD21973 HVAC Technician

SVD21953 Para

SVD21972 Para

SVD21970 Paras

SVD21965 Science Tchr, 1 Yr Only

SVD21388 Spanish Tchr, Elem Level

SVD21497 Student Assistance Prog Couns

COLCHESTER SD

SVD21576 After-School Band Advisor

SVD22136 Kindergarten Asst

SVD21915 Library Asst

SVD21288 Music Tchr

SVD22135 Secretary

SVD21556 SPED Instr Assts/Tutors

SVD21286 Technology Asst K-2

ADDISON CENTRAL SU

SVD20923 Tchr, 0.50 FTE

SVD22148 Gr 6 Tchr

SVD21511 EEE Aides

SVD20999 Elem Music Tchr

SVD21603 Para/Preschool Tchr

SVD21865 SPED Tchr - Res Rm

SVD21406 Speech/Lang Path

SVD22024 Temp Math Tchr (Antic)

SVD21866 Temp Phys Ed Tchr

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU

SVD21859 60% Art Tchr

SVD21845 Info Svcs Dir

SVD21671 Para

SVD21188 Para

SVD22092 Science Tchr - LT Sub

SVD22171 SPED - Case Mgr for Commun Integration Prog (CIP)

FRANKLIN WEST SU

SVD21677 HR Admin Asst

SVD20568 EEE Consulting Tchr

SVD20490 Music Tchr

SPRINGFIELD SD

SVD22072 Science Tchr (Antic)

SVD21559 Tech Svcs Registrar (Antic)

SVD21925 English Tchr

SVD21941 ESL Tchr

SVD21835 JV Girls Soccer Asst Coach

SVD21359 Guidance Counselor

SVD22140 Health Tchr

SVD21926 Math Tchr

SVD21833 MS X-C Coach

SVD21947 MS Football Asst Coach

SVD21946 MS Girls Soccer Head Coach w/o Asst

SVD22070 Reading - Math Support Tchr

SVD21829 Science Tchr, ½ time

SVD22071 SPED

SVD22138 SPED

SVD20941 Speech/Lang Path

SVD21325 Title I Tchr

SVD22139 World Lang Tchr

CHITTENDEN EAST SU

SVD22046 Driver’s Ed Tchr

SVD21247 Elem School Nurse

SVD21413 General Class Asst

SVD21412 Individual Asst

SVD22206 LT Sub Science Tchr

SVD21775 LT Sub SPED

SVD21910 MS Lang Arts Tchr Ldr

SVD21854 Reading Spec/SPED

SVD21407 Speech/Lang Path

SVD21408 Speech/Lang Path Asst

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU

SVD19796 Coaching Positions

SVD21533 Communications Facil

SVD19790 Crossing Guard

SVD21223 Lic Child Care Site Coord

SVD21532 Mainstream Tching Asst

SVD21520 Mainstream Tching Asst

SVD21883 Mainstream Tching Asst

SVD22027 Math Tchr-MS Title I

SVD22229 Music Tchr

SVD21524 Natural Res Instr Aide

SVD21862 Phys/Health Ed Tchr

SVD22205 Pre-Tech Tchr

SVD22113 Reading Tchr-MS Title 1

SVD20707 School Nurse

SVD21602 Staff Asst for Curr, Instr & Assess

SVD21071 Sub Coord

SVD16533 Sub Tchrs, Paras, & Support Staff

FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU

SVD22119 Early Childhood Para

SVD22222 Guide Counselor

SVD21339 Library Media Spec

SVD22023 School Nurse

SVD21886 School Psychologist

SVD19219 SPED

SVD20980 Speech/Lang Path

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU

SVD21348 Speech/Lang Path, 0.20 FTE

SVD21992 Music Tchr, 0.50 FTE

SVD21347 Commun & Employ Spec

SVD20946 Custodian

SVD22093 Elem 1-2 Multi-age Tchr

SVD20670 Intensive Para

SVD21375 Learning Ctr & Super Aide

SVD21895 Literacy Support Spec

SVD20672 Program Asst

SVD20671 Program Asst (Tching Asst-Para)

SVD21767 School Nurse - LT Sub

SVD21342 SPED Paras

INTERNATIONAL JOBS

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Want to work for a great nonprofit and make a positive difference? We need someone to keep us organized and pay the bills. Join a dedicated team in an office close to downtown St. Albans.

We are a growing nonprofit with an inspiring mission, celebrating our 10th anniversary. CVAHEC is a nonprofit agency working closely with University of Vermont’s AHEC program to improve access to quality health care in the Champlain Valley region.

The job entails:

• Office management

• Basic bookkeeping

• Human resources

• Administrative support of CVAHEC programs

• Board support

The required skills: proficiency in Microsoft Office Professional (especially Excel) and Quickbooks software, strong attention to detail and excellent interpersonal and communication skills.

32 hours per week. Competitive salary and excellent benefits.

Send cover letter and résumé to:

Executive Director Champlain Valley AHEC 152 Fairfield Street St. Albans, Vermont 05478 or email to achristian@cvahec.org

An Affirmative Action/Equal Opportunity Employer. This is not a UVM position.

HEAD MEN’S LACROSSE COACH/ASSISTANT FOOTBALL COACH

Full-time, 12 month position reporting to the Director of Athletics. Applicants must have successful lacrosse coaching and playing experience at the collegiate level and demonstrate the ability to organize and implement a collegiate lacrosse program, as well as experience coaching football. Responsibilities include recruitment and retention of qualified student athletes, practice and game management, organization of fundraising activities in conjunction with the athletic booster club, academic monitoring of student athletes, and development of alumni and community relations.

Bachelor’s degree and previous lacrosse and football coaching experience. Preference will be given to those candidates who have a Master’s degree and those having collegiate lacrosse coaching experience. Additionally, an understanding of, and commitment to, NCAA rules and regulations is required.

To apply: Please send a letter of application, resume and the names of three references to Head Lacrosse Search via email: jobs@norwich.edu. A review of applications will begin immediately and will continue until the position is filled.

For more information about these and other great jobs, please visit our website: www.norwich.edu/jobs.

Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Publications Editor and Director of Media Relations

Sterling College in Craftsbury Common, VT, seeks a writer, editor, journalist or public-relations specialist to edit, write and coordinate content for its publications, website and regional/national media. The ideal candidate is a quick, careful, versatile writer and editor who understands institutional advocacy and marketing, is knowledgeable regarding what reporters and journalists need and want, is creative, and works well with others. Go to www.sterlingcollege.edu for complete position description. Electronic applications only, please. EOE

Earn Extra Money

Deliver the new FairPoint® Telephone Directories

Men & women 18 years and older with insured vehicles are needed to deliver in Burlington, South Burlington, Essex Junction and surrounding areas. We are also looking for office clerks & loaders. Delivery starts about July 14th. Work a minimum of 4 daylight hours per day and get paid within 48 hours upon successful completion of route. Call 1-800-979-7978 between the hours of 9 a.m. - 5:30 p.m., Monday - Friday. Refer to job #3619-D.

Distribution of FairPoint® directories is conducted on behalf of Idearc Media Corp., the official publisher of FairPoint® print directories.

Family Fun & Entertainment Center located in Essex, VT, is seeking either a full- or part-time person who must be honest, mature, hardworking, energetic, dependable and who enjoys working outside and getting their hands dirty. This position runs through the fall months and requires some weekends. If you like working in a relaxed environment, this position is for you. We offer a competitive salary and flexible schedule.

Please send resumes to:

Family Fun & Entertainment Center 25 Omega Drive Williston, VT 05495 EOE. Minorities and women encouraged

Champlain College is currently recruiting for the following positions. For more information about requirements and to apply online, please visit www.champlain.edu/hr.

Payroll and Benefits Assistant

Become an integral member of the Human Resources and Organizational Development team as we support a growing and dynamic institution with over 450 staff and faculty members. Assist with all aspects of payroll processing and benefits administration, including data entry. Update, maintain and retrieve information for reports from the employee database. Provide general administrative support to the department such as filing, meeting arrangements and other special projects as needed.

Student Services Specialist

Seeking a person with strong interpersonal, analytical and problem-solving skills to be the primary liaison for current students in the Division of Continuing Professional Studies who need support with the issues that arise when adults return to school. Join a fast-paced, student-centered team and work collaboratively with other Champlain departments to investigate issues and facilitate resolution support with regard to advising and registration, financial aid, career planning and other support services in order to retain students. In this position, you will also identify issues and recommend changes to procedures, as well as track students (new and returning) by providing continuous outreach. Excellent oral and written communication skills will serve the successful candidate in this position.

Enrollment Counselor or Assistant Director, Division of Continuing Professional Studies

Seeking an organized, detailed-oriented self-starter who thrives in a goal-driven environment to be a member of the Division’s adult student recruitment and admission team. Heavy phone work will be required to implement a vigorous relationship-oriented sales strategy to recruit new students. The successful candidate will receive and counsel prospective students from a variety of lead sources to encourage prospects to become enrolled in one of Champlain’s online or campus-based degrees or certificates. As the Assistant Director, you would have additional responsibility as a member of the Admission Committee and be responsible for reviewing and admitting the College’s adult students. Title will be depend upon the candidate’s qualifications and experience.

Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

FAMILY ASSESSMENT SPECIALIST

Our Children’s Division is looking for a self-motivated individual who works well with children, families, and community professionals. Qualified applicants must possess strong communication and collaboration skills. A willingness to be flexible, creative and family-centered, while partnering with schools, families, and interagency professionals is critical. Will be responsible for some direct family and child contact to meet immediate emotional and behavioral needs. Bachelor’s degree required, Master’s degree preferred, with comparable experience in related field.

BEHAVIOR SUPPORT PERSON

Challenging, yet rewarding opportunity. Seeking an energetic male that thrives in a supportive team culture to support men with behavioral issues in Franklin County. Full-time position that involves varied work shifts. Bachelor’s degree desired, experience in law enforcement or corrections would be a plus. Starting pay: $15.00 per hour. For details, call Dave Laggis 802-524-6555, x621.

SERVICES COORDINATOR - ADULTS

Seeking energetic person to provide case management services to adults with Developmental Disabilities in Franklin & Grand Isle counties. Responsible for coordinating individual service plans through a client-centered approach, and facilitating the communication and arrangements necessary for high-quality consumer satisfaction. A Bachelor’s degree in a related human services field and 1 year of experience are minimum requirements. Personal car necessary for travel.

SERVICES COORDINATOR - CHILDREN

Seeking energetic person to provide case management services to children with Developmental Disabilities in Franklin & Grand Isle counties. Responsible for coordinating individual service plans through a client-centered approach, and facilitating the communication and arrangements necessary for high-quality consumer satisfaction. An Associate’s degree in a related human services field and experience working with children on the Autism spectrum, as well as other developmental disabilities, such as Down Syndrome, a must. Personal car necessary for travel.

AUTISM BEHAVIOR INTERVENTIONIST

Project Soar’s exciting new School-Based Autism Program is seeking a Behavior Interventionist. This position is responsible for direct instruction, behavioral intervention and data collection for students with Autism Spectrum Disorders within their local public schools. Experience/knowledge of ABA and/or DIR/Floortime preferred, though, willing to train the right person. Great opportunity for those looking for training and experience in the field of Autism Intervention. Successful candidate will be a strong team player, flexible and be willing, able and excited to learn. May involve early morning or after-school transportation responsibilities. Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience in human service or school setting preferred.

PROGRAM FOR ADAPTIVE & EXPRESSIVE ARTS ASSOCIATE

Seeking a creative, energetic individual, skilled with consumers of all ages and developmental abilities to join our team. The ideal candidate will have experience working with challenging behaviors, outside-the-box problemsolving skills, good communication skills, musical/artistic/movement aptitude and willingness to build on these skills. Training opportunities and supportive team environment. A Bachelor’s degree in Music/Art Therapy, Music/ Art Education, Human Services field, or equivalent is required.

THERAPEUTIC RESIDENCE SUPPORT STAFF

Progressive mental health program is seeking energetic and team-oriented individuals to work in a therapeutic residential program. Responsibilities include providing a supportive and healing environment to adults diagnosed with severe and persistent mental illness, assisting in problem-solving issues and providing strength-based education with the goal of recovery. Substitute, part-time positions, as well as full-time positions are currently available to the appropriate candidates. Schedules may include one regularly scheduled weekend day and rotational holidays. Applicants must have good communication skills, be organized, comfortable working in a learning organization, have a valid driver’s license in good standing and be both genuine and compassionate. BA, BS or minimum of two years of relevant experience are preferred. Computer and documentation skills are required. Competitive wages. Excellent benefits are included in the full-time position.

HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478. EOE

Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunites: www.ncssinc.org.

Shared Home Provider Opportunities in Chittenden County

Wheelchair-accessible home sought for light-hearted 60 y/o man who loves animals and requires personal care and has intensive medical needs, various adaptive equipment provided. Best match is an active, compassionate home. Earn generous annual tax-free stipend, room and board payment, and respite budget, doing exceptional professional work in your own home.

Rural or suburban home sought for charming 43 y/o man on the autism spectrum. This dedicated animal lover enjoys helping with household projects such as lawn mowing and animal care. Ideal candidate is single man or couple with no children who enjoy nature and being physically active. This independent guy transitioning from his loving home will continue to be active with his family. Knowledge of non-aggressive behavioral issues and OCD sought. Earn a generous tax-free stipend and respite budget in this exciting home-based career.

For more information on these positions, please contact Marisa Hamilton at 802 488-6571

Do you enjoy gardening and keeping up on current events?

Do you enjoy gardening and keeping up on current events? HowardCenter is pleased to announce a NEW Shared Living Provider opportunity supporting Chittenden County Elders in their home or in your home. Excellent tax-free compensation, training and working with a supportive team. Additional opportunities doing Respite support available. Excellent compensation, free training, a supportive team.

Contact Tracy Fisher at 802 488-6528.

Orange North Supervisory Union 2008-2009 School Year

The Orange North Supervisory Union seeks professionals who are

• Responsive and reflective in their practice

• Excellent communicators

• Partners with parents and colleagues

• Resourceful life-long learners

• Licensed or eligible for licensure in Vermont

Williamstown Elementary School

• Grade 5 Classroom Teacher 1.0 FTE

• .80 FTE Library Media /.20 FTE Technology Integration Specialist

Williamstown Middle High School

• Grades 7 & 8 Mathematics Teacher 1.0 FTE

Middle School Endorsements Preferred

• High School Science Teacher 1.0 FTE

• Boys Varsity Head Soccer Coach

Please forward cover letter specifying position(s) applied for, resume, 3 letters of reference, transcripts and related documentation/certifications to:

Orange North Supervisory Union 111B Brush Hill Road Williamstown, VT 05679

Positions remain open until filled. EOE

Luxury Retail Store Manager

Plattsburgh’s premier jewelry store is searching for an energetic leader to lead, manage and train our committed sales team.

We pride our service on building long-term client relationships in a family-friendly environment.

As the Manager you would be:

• Actively selling and assisting customers.

• Training and leading a team of long-term associates to achieve company objectives which include learning about our customers’ tastes and special occasions and providing expert presentation of our unique products.

• Planning and holding sales and staff meetings and tracking associates’ progress against goals.

• Building our client list, participating in community events, and planning company events.

Qualifications:

• A minimum of 8 years sales experience, client relationships, or customer service combined with a minimum of 4 years management.

• At least 2 years experience in training using an effective selling “system” or program.

• An ability to switch gears when retail conditions require placing customer attention above all other priorities.

• Excellent communication and organizational skills.

• Willingness to work extended holiday work schedules and year-round weekends.

• Outgoing personality that plays well with others.

Salary & Benefits:

Base salary based on experience + profit-sharing, shared medical and dental insurance, paid sick, holiday and personal time, paid vacation, 401(k) with matching funds, life insurance, education reimbursement and relocation assistance.

Job Location: Plattsburgh, New York

Apply by email to: perry@perrywinkles.com or by mail to:

Perry Sporn

Perrywinkle’s Fine Jewelry

227 Main St. Burlington, VT 05401

Part-time Therapeutic Case Manager

Want a flexible schedule? Want to join a fun, exciting, caring, dedicated team of mental health professionals? Are you a college student looking for a challenging internship or supplemental income? NFI VT’s Community Alternatives Program is seeking a part-time Therapeutic Case Manager. Responsibilities include treatment planning and implementation; service coordination; guiding and supporting in-home and community work with identified clientele and their biological, adoptive and foster families and providing clinical supervision and supports to direct-care workers and agency foster parents. We are looking for someone with strong communication skills, attention to detail, ability to set limits and clear expectations, and the ability to work independently and partner with other mental health agencies and providers. Flexible schedule and 10-20 hours/week. Bachelor’s degree, computer skills and prior work in the mental health and human service fields required. EOE.

If you are interested in this position, please submit cover letter and resume to: Casey Crabb NFI-CAP

35 Catherine St. St. Albans VT 05478 or fax to 802-524-1777

You can contact her via phone at 802-524-1700 ext. 108

Coordinator of a L ana r e C ruitment

The Admission Office at Saint Michael’s College is seeking applicants for the Coordinator of ALANA (African, Latino, Asian and Native American) recruitment. Specific job responsibilities will include coordinating recruitment, attending college fairs and visiting high schools, developing a student ambassador program, working with alumni, contributing to admission publications, and participating in professional organizations related to recruitment and retention of ALANA students. Additional duties will include reviewing applications, interviewing prospective students and assisting with other programs in the Admission Office.

The position requires a minimum of three years experience in college admissions or a related field, a valid driver’s license and experience with budget management and working with high school programs serving under-represented populations. A candidate with knowledge of the New England high school population, an affinity for working with multicultural populations, strong interpersonal skills, and willingness to travel are essential. The ability to work creatively and efficiently, both independently and as part of a team, and experience in organizing and motivating volunteers are very important. Minority candidates are encouraged to apply.

Applicants should demonstrate a commitment to undergraduate learning and be supportive of the mission of this Catholic, residential, liberal arts college.

Saint Michael’s College is an equal opportunity employer, committed to fostering diversity in its faculty, staff, and student body, and encourages applications from the entire spectrum of a diverse community.

Please send resume, cover letter, and three references and a cover letter by July 11, 2008 to smchr@smcvt.edu or mail to: t he o ffice of Human resources o ne Winooski Park Colchester, V t 05439

A more extensive position description and salary range is available upon request. For additional information please refer to: http://www.smcvt.edu/about/hr/staff.asp.

Part-time experienced Bookkeeper wanted for an Accounting Practice. Must be comfortable with computers and have good client relations skills. Knowledge of QuickBooks a plus. Duties include preparation of monthly financial statements for a variety of small businesses.

Send resumes to: Ginny O’Reilly 100 Dorset St., Ste#20B S. Burlington, VT 05403 or email ginny@vtsmallbiz.com

EXECUTIVE SECRETARY

Bookkeeper recruiting?

Tempeh Maker Wanted

Do you love to make foods in a professional environment. Are you reliable and committed? Apply!

Rhapsody Natural Foods 28 Main Street Montpelier, VT 05602 802-229-6112 swelters@fairpoint.net

Seeking candidates for a full-time, year-round fastpaced office. Responsibilities include direct support for the Vice President for Student Affairs and Commandant of Cadets, assisting the Deputy Commandant and his staff; working across the breadth of student affairs with a focus on student leadership empowerment; and interacting closely with all other offices at the University, including the Office of the President and Board of Trustees. The successful candidate will believe in the Norwich Guiding Values and in the power of higher education.

ACCOUNTING ASSISTANT

Seeking an experienced individual to join our Office of Financial Affairs. This 30-hour per week position is responsible for preparing and recording daily deposits, keying in entries, downloading and creating payroll entries, assisting accounts payable, managing several general ledger accounts, general office tasks, and other duties as required.

To apply, please submit a cover letter, resume and three references, indicating position desired, via email: jobs@ norwich.edu

Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SUPERVISORY UNION

Student Assistance Program Counselor 2008-2009 School Year

Chittenden South Supervisory Union is seeking applicants to work as part of a dynamic Student Assistance Program (SAP) team within the Chittenden South schools. SAP Counselor responsibilities include: identifying and intervening with students affected by substance use; facilitating counseling and support groups; organizing and implementing prevention/wellness activities; and delivering classroom and parent presentations. Successful candidates need to be self-motivated and independent, with excellent communication and presentation skills. Candidates should have general knowledge in the fields of health, education, social welfare and alcohol and drug abuse. A Bachelor’s or Master’s degree in counseling, psychology, or social work or the equivalent in a related field and two years experience working with adolescents preferred. Experience in a school environment a plus. Salary commensurate with experience.

Please submit a letter of interest, resume and three letters of recommendation online at www.schoolspring.com Please call Dayna Scott at 802-383-1211 for more information.

Vermont Farms Association Coordinator

The Vermont Farms Association, a statewide nonprofit organization of working farms open to the public, seeks a half-time, enthusiastic, and organized individual who values the intersection of agriculture and tourism. Tasks include administrative duties, providing services to members, and performing basic website updates using a content management system. Writing ability, computer skills, and Internet proficiency necessary; must be detail-oriented, able to meet deadlines, comfortable on the telephone, responsive to direction from the board of directors, and willing to work creatively with partners and colleagues. Competitive wage.

Please send a cover letter,resume and references to: Vicky Tebbetts PO Box 37 Montpelier, VT 05601 email vtebbetts@vtchamber.com

NO phone calls.

Deadline Tuesday July 1, 2008.

The Shelburne House Program of NFI VT is seeking an Awake Overnight Counselor. Shelburne House is a residential program which provides assessment and stabilization services to male teenagers, ages 13-18. The Awake Overnight Counselor provides supervision and support to the youth during sleeping hours. Experience working with teenagers with emotional and behavioral challenges desired. Bachelor’s degree in psychology or related field highly desirable. This is a full-time position with a comprehensive benefits package. Send cover letter and resume to: Danielle Bragg

771 Essex Rd. Suite 1

Williston, VT 05495 or email DanielleBragg@nafi.com

AwAke Overnight COunselOr

The Group Home Program, located in the Burlington area, is a residential program which provides assessment and stabilization services to males and females, ages 13-18. The Awake Overnight Counselor provides supervision and support to the young during sleeping hours. The schedule is 3 nights from 10 p.m. - 8 a.m. Position is 30 hours (benefits-eligible). If you are a student or are interested in gaining some practical experience in the human services, psychology or counseling field, this is a fantastic opportunity. FULL BENEFITS, including medical and dental insurance, vacation and paid holidays. Send resume to:

JenniferWhite@nafi.com

Fax: 802-864-3857

ATTN: Jennifer White NFI 405 S. Willard St. Burlington, VT 05401

Office

Manager (40 h

urs per

Provide comprehensive office support for busy professional pension and retirement administration firm. Office management/ Administrative Support: Office management duties, front office reception, maintain supplies, troubleshoot office equipment, prepare monthly management reports, generate invoices and handle receivables. Assist administrators

Coordinator of aC ademi C Servi C e S

of the a rt S , Burlington

Coordinate site course offerings in graphic and fine arts and multimedia communication. Advise students in the arts as well as general academic areas. Duties include recruitment, retention, community outreach efforts and a variety of academic and administrative activities.

Master’s degree required. Must be able to provide support and training for faculty and curriculum that includes multimedia communications and visual and graphic arts. Experience with post-secondary education and advising highly desirable. Excellent written and oral communication skills and strong computer skills, including word processing and web-based applications, required. Must be able to work collaboratively in a self-managing team. Some travel and flexibility in work hours required. Competitive salary and excellent benefits. Please visit www.ccv. edu for requirements and application instructions.

Librarian 1

Burlington

Seeking a customer- and detail-oriented professional able to provide in-person and online reference services to the CCV/VTC college community. Assist with continued development and integration of information literacy in the curriculum, by consulting with faculty, providing training and developing support materials.

Master’s degree in Library Science from ALA-accredited program, plus working knowledge of current library and instructional technologies, instructional experience in classroom setting and distance education. Excellent written and oral communication skills and strong computer skills, demonstrated ability to produce instructional materials. Must be able to work collaboratively in a selfmanaging, nontraditional library team. Some travel and flexibility in work hours required. Competitive salary and excellent benefits. Please visit www.ccv.edu for requirements and application instructions.

CCV strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other under-represented backgrounds. CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements.

PhysicalTherapists or PhysicalTherapyAssistants

Are you looking for an exciting career, that gives you the opportunity to work with an award winning rehabilitation services team? We may have just what you are looking for!

We are currently seeking qualified candidates to fill both Full time and Part time Physical Therapist and Licensed Physical Therapy Assitant positions at Central Vermont Hospital and Woodridge Nursing Home.

ThesepositionsrequireaBSinPhysicalTherapy,CertificateinPT orMasterentryleveldegreeinPTrequired.VTPTlicenseoreligibility required,orVTLicensedPTA.Experienceinlongtermcaredesiredfor thenursinghomesetting.Previousexperiencewithoutpatient/inpatientpopulationrequiredforthehospitalsetting.

$5,000 Sign-on Bonus for Full Time Physical Therapist (Part time position $2,500)

$3,000 Sign-on Bonus for Licensed Physical Therapy Assistant

The Vermont Foodbank is seeking an energetic, multitasking person who is detail-oriented and loves the challenge of writing. This full-time position entitles employee to all benefits. This position is responsible for grant development activities, including prospect research, proposal compilation, drafting and writing, report writing, short/long-term planning and other fundraising activities. This full-time staff person will have the ability to work closely with others as part of a team and to communicate efficiently and effectively with collaborators and current and potential funders.

Qualifications: College degree or appropriate work experience required with demonstrated skills in communication, fundraising and fundraising techniques and strategies. Must have excellent interpersonal and organizational skills. Strong computer skills, including Word, Excel, and database management, Raisers’ Edge preferred. Must have excellent writing skills. Valid driver’s license required. Some evening and weekend work.

To apply send application, resume and cover letter to:

The Vermont Foodbank Human Resource Department Attn: Julie-Ann Graves PO Box 254 S. Barre, Vermont 05670 or electronically to: Jgraves@secondharvest.org

You value innovation & learning. We are growing & progressive. Together we can help to reduce the monetary and environmental cost of energy.

EVALUATION MANAGER

This new position will provide strategic direction, guidance and management for all evaluation work related to the operation of the nation’s first energy efficiency utility, Efficiency Vermont. Position provides strategic guidance on evaluation issues addressed through the consulting work of VEIC’s Planning and Evaluation group.

Qualiﬁcations include a Bachelor’s degree, three years management experience and demonstrated knowledge of research, analysis, statistics and statistical analysis methods, as well as process and impact evaluation design and implementation. Preference will be given to candidates with relevant energy efﬁciency backgrounds.

For a full job description and qualiﬁcations, please visit our Employment Opportunities page at www.veic.org/AboutUs/Jobs.cfm

Email cover letter and resume to: resume@veic.org or mail to: VEIC Recruitment 255 South Champlain Street, Suite 7 Burlington, VT 05401

Washington County Mental health serviCes

RegisteRed NuRse

PaRt-time

Seeking an RN to provide nursing assessment and oversight in a community-based residential and micro-residential home in Waterbury. Residents have a variety of physical and mental health needs. Flexible 8 hours/week schedule. Duties include collaboration with and supervision of long-time LPN and unlicensed staff. Strong assessment and organizational skills, ability to work independently and be part of our strong nursing team are needed. Current Vermont RN license required. Possession of a valid driver’s license, good driving record and access to a safe, reliable, insured vehicle are required. If interested, call Lynn m. Jones, m ed., at: 802-476-1480 x304 (M & F) 802-229-1399 x290 (T, W & Th).

Chef/Food Service Manager

Waterbury-Duxbury School District is seeking an energetic, passionate chef/manager to provide healthy, affordable breakfasts and lunches to 650 students in kindergarten through 8th grade. Candidates must possess:

• excellent fiscal management skills,

• knowledge and commitment in providing healthy meals to children,

• an interest in working in a collaborative, educational environment;

• motivational aptitude,

Contract is for an extended school year beginning on August 1 and comes with an excellent benefits package. Candidates to be considered for an interview must submit a letter of interest, resume and three references no later than July 11 to:

Don Schneider, Educational Leader C/O Thatcher Brook Primary School 47 Stowe Street Waterbury, VT 05676 dschneider@wdsdvt.org

Burlington After-School is now hiring skilled educators to serve as site coordinators at several elementary schools. Our programs offer academic enrichment and recreational opportunities alongside exceptional academic support on a schedule that matches families’ need for quality afterschool care. We seek creative, organized leaders to design, implement and manage these programs. Ideal candidates will have significant experience working with elementary-age children in educational and/or licensed childcare settings.

Required qualifications include:

• Bachelor’s degree or above

• Strong organizational, administrative and managerial skills

• A minimum of three years experience in afterschool programs; child care services; or teaching, social work or related experience

• Demonstrated commitment to, and experience in, team building across organizational lines.

• Proficiency with computer applications, including spreadsheets, email and Internet use for data collection budget management and other tasks.

• Familiarity with laws and regulations governing education and school-age care in Vermont.

Additional desired skills:

• Demonstrated ability to design and implement dynamic education opportunities for elementary school children, specifically in the areas of fine and performing arts, foreign languages and other hands-on curricula.

• Experience meeting the unique needs of English language learners.

• Ability to work with multiple community-based organizations to implement high-quality enrichment opportunities.

• Strong ability to manage multiple and often competing priorities.

These full-time positions begin August 4 and include a generous pay and benefits package. For more information or to apply, contact: Jeffrey J. Fournier, Director

Allenbrook Homes for Youth is seeking applicants for full-time teaching parent

and Awake Overnight Staff

full-time teaching parent to provide support for adolescents in a group home setting. Must have valid driver’s license, Bachelor’s degree or equivalent, and experience in residential treatment. Hours vary and are negotiable. Full medical and dental coverage included.

Awake Overnight Staff to provide supervision of adolescents between the hours of 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. Full and parttime positions available.

Please submit cover letter and resume to:

Allenbrook Homes for Youth Attn: Jennifer Snay 102 Allen Road So. Burlington, V t 05403

Paid RA position

Exciting opportunity to earn a TAX-FREE $20,000/year stipend, (meals included), acting as a Residential Advisor for 5 students attending UVM as part of HowardCenter, Developmental Services’ SUCCEED program. These high functioning students, 18 to 25 years old, with mild developmental disabilities, live in a newly furnished, substance-free house within walking distance to campus. Ideal match is a peer-age graduate student wanting to become an integral part of innovative program providing problem solving advice and minimal house oversight. Enjoy 2 weeks vacation each year, (UVM’s Spring & Winter break) & 60 additional nights off & onsite parking. RA must be in house from 9pm until 8:30am, pay a minimal rent and be willing to sign a year-long contract beginning late summer 2008.

Easter Seals has the following openings for our expanding program in the Morrisville area.

CASE MANAGER

You will provide direct support to birth and foster families by supporting placement stability and enhancing the relationship between children and their caregivers. Responsibilities will include providing parent education, case management, conducting home visits and team meetings, and building partnerships with local service providers.

Bachelor’s degree in Social Work or related field and at least 2 years related experience are required.

VISIT COACH

The successful candidate will work closely with the Vermont Department for Children and Families to schedule, observe and document family visits in the Morrisville area. The Visit Specialist follows approved treatment plans, models and assists with suitable interactions and provides positive role modeling, teaching and guidance for parents.

This position requires 2 years of college in Human Services or related field, Bachelor’s degree (preferred), excellent written and verbal communication skills and experience working with families. Must be willing to transport clients in your vehicle. Both positions require a good driving record and reliable transportation. Send resumes to:

Easter Seals, Attn: Susan Courchesne 555 Auburn Street Manchester, NH 03103 or email scourchesne@eastersealsnh.org.

GMCS is seeking qualified people for part-time positions at various venues in VT, NY and NH. Typical duties: Security, parking, ushering, and general staffing. Experience preferred, not required. Licensing required, free training provided. MUST be U.S. citizen 18+ years of age.

STORAGE AND ARCHIVE ADMINISTRATOR

Information Technology Services seeks a skilled professional with experience with SAN Storage EMC preferred, Legato Networker, and Centera archiving equipment to augment a small team in a high tech higher-ed environment. This position will be the primary administrator for secondary storage and archive infrastructure and will support archive and document retention projects, as well as providing production systems coverage, helping to complete security initiatives, maintaining physical and virtual servers and services, and documentation.

Minimum of 4 years experience in IT, with 2 years in support of production systems environment. EMC certification preferred. To apply, please submit cover letter and resume via email: jobs@norwich.edu.

For more information about these and other great jobs, please visit our website: www.norwich.edu/jobs. Norwich is an Equal

Square Corporation, a nonprofit organization providing housing and services to seniors throughout Vermont, is seeking the following:

We also offer strong cultural values, competitive wages and outstanding benefits (including an awesome discount on plants & product!).

Photo Producer/Stylist

Do you have a visionary and innovative eye when it comes to style & brand? Can you organize a photo shoot, from locations to props, like an event planner? Do you love working with plants and flowers, garden and interior design? If your answer is YES, then this may be the job for you!

We’re looking for a Photo Producer/Stylist to join our dynamic Creative Team. This person will organize all aspects of photo shoots, from scheduling talent and locations, arranging travel, to delivery of products. We are looking for someone with a high level of discernment regarding style & brand, and the ability to accurately interpret & execute creative direction. The ideal candidate will be proficient in Microsoft Word and Excel (preferably proficient in Mac OS); have a working knowledge of Adobe Creative Suite and have strong & demonstrated organizational skills. We also require that this candidate have a valid driver’s license and car to provide transportation for moving product samples and props to and from photo shoots.

We are an employee-owned company and America’s leading catalog & web-based gardening company! Interested? Please send your cover letter & resume to Gardener’s Supply Company, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington, VT 05401 or to jobs@gardeners.com.

www.gardeners.com

Wellness Nurse – Part-time

Provides wellness care and preventative services for residents at assigned properties (most of our properties are located in Chittenden County). He/she will support a philosophy of aging in place, consistent with the mission of Cathedral Square. Provides nursing services including blood pressure, heart rate, medication review and foot care. Monitors residents’ overall health, maintains documentation, and makes referrals to appropriate health care providers. This is a wonderful career opportunity to work one-on-one with seniors. Must be licensed as an LPN or RN in the State of Vermont. 20 hours per week at various locations.

CSC offers a competitive salary and a friendly working environment. Please visit www.cathedralsquare.org to check out all our current openings.

Submit resume or application to:

CSC, Human Resources, 412 Farrell Street Suite 100, So. Burlington, VT 05403 Fax to 802-863-6661 or email to jobs@cathedralsquare.org. Equal Opportunity Employer

Cathedral

Residential Loan Processor

Vermont Federal Credit Union is seeking a Residential Loan Processor. Duties include reviewing loan applications to ensure data is complete and meets standards; recommending that loans not meeting standards are denied; calling outside agencies to verify information; mailing approval and denial letters; submitting loan applications to underwriting for final approval. Minimum two years similar or related experience and a high school diploma.

Vermont Federal Credit Union is a financial cooperative serving over 24,000 members in northwestern Vermont. We provide competitive pay and a great benefits package including health and dental insurance, life and disability insurance, a 401(k) Plan, flexible spending accounts, tuition assistance, paid holidays, paid time off, and more!

Submit a cover letter and your resume to: hr@vtfcu.org

Vermont Federal Credit Union Human Resources Department PO Box 407 Burlington, VT 05402 Fax: 802 658-9628

We are an equal opportunity employer.

PHYSICAL THERAPIST

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City Market is seeking a full-time Meat Cutter to provide excellent service and quality meat & seafood cuts to our customers, keep our staff well informed about the department’s products, stock and receive product and assist the manager in meeting department goals.

Qualified applicants must have at least 2 years meat-cutting experience, be a team player, be able to lift 50 lbs frequently, have effective communication skills and have a great sense of humor.

Fill out an application at Customer Service, print one out online at www.citymarket.coo p , or send your resume via email or snail-mail to:

BURLINGTON Furniture COMPANY

Design Associate

Do you appreciate good design and enjoy working with clients to help them create homes they love?

We strive to create the best experience for our customers, from the moment they browse our website, enter our store, to the time their furniture is delivered. We seek an associate who views the selling process as a problem-solving opportunity and are skilled in asking our customers the right questions.

If this sounds like a position you would enjoy, we’d like to hear from you.

requirements:

• Ability to work in a fast-paced environment

• Ability to work a flexible schedule that would include days and weekends

• Strong computer skills

• Good interpersonal, communication and customer service skills

• Retail sales or interior design background is a plus.

Forward resume to: Burlington Furniture Company

Attn: C. Kelsey 388 Pine Street Burlington, Vt 05401 email: ckelsey@burlingtonfuton.com

SENIOR ACCOUNTANT

DR® Power Equipment, worldwide marketer of the DR® brand of outdoor power equipment, is seeking a senior level accounting person who loves challenge, innovation, analytics, and having fun while working hard. Must have a strong knowledge of GAAP, understand the accounting process from recording transactions through preparing financial statements, be able to discuss accounting principles, enjoy analyzing complex transactions, making recommendations, developing new approaches, and work independently while being an integral part of a team. Cost accounting application techniques is a plus.

We offer a competitive salary, generous benefits package, flexible work schedule, and paid continuing professional education. Please apply in person at our Factory Store on Meigs Road in Vergennes, or send, email or fax your resume and letter of interest to:

Meigs

At Century International Arms, North America’s largest importer of sporting firearms and accessories, we have catered to the collector, the hunter and shooter for over 40 years.

Dartmouth Journal Services, Waterbury VT, provides the production management, copyediting, page layout, and Web-publishing file preparation for some of the most prestigious scientific, technical, and medical journals in their fields.

Dartmouth Journal Services, Waterbury, VT, provides the production management, copyediting, page layout and Web-publishing file preparation for some of the most prestigious scientific, technical and medical journals in their fields.

The following position is available:

PRODUCTION EDITOR ASSISTANT

Junior Client Servi C e S Spe C iali S t

The Production Editor Assistant performs support services for Production Editors. Responsibilities: checking incoming manuscripts for completeness, and identifying and following up on missing materials; preparing and maintaining issue folders; preparing manuscripts for copyediting; sizing art in accordance with customer standards; monitoring color art requirements, offprint and copyright forms; and responding to author inquiries.

Executive Secretary

Requirements: ability to manage multiple tasks, strong communication skills including a professional level of correspondence (phone and email),

Dartmouth Journal Services is a growing organization in search of exceptional staff. We provide full service production of scientific, technical and medical journals and books. In this position, you will have the opportunity to utilize your customer service skills while interacting with our customers in the preparation of schedules, project management and arrangements for customer visits. You will also support the Senior Client Services Specialist in all phases of written and oral communications between customers and manufacturing to ensure quality and production guidelines are met.

If you are ready for an exciting challenge, and would enjoy living in beautiful Vermont, please submit your resume for this challenging position!

Dartmouth Journal Services offers competitive compensation along with a generous benefit package including: medical, dental, vision and life Insurance, tuition reimbursement, flexible spending plan, fitness and wellness reimbursement, and a 401(k) plan with company match.

Contact: Robin Spitzer Human Resource Generalist

Five Pilgrim Park, Suite 5 Waterbury, VT 05676 (802) 244-1457 ext 397 www.dartmouthjournals.com

There is an immediate opportunity for a top notch Executive Secretary to support Managers of North America’s largest importer of sporting firearms and accessories. This position demands impeccable administrative skills and discretion. To be successful in this position you must demonstrate excellent verbal and written communication skills with the ability to interact effectively with a variety of personalities, professional phone etiquette, professional appearance, skill in utilizing various Microsoft programs including MS Word and Excel, strong notetaking skills, and type 90+ wpm. We are looking for a person who is responsible, flexible, organized, self-directed, and has the ability to gracefully handle multiple projects with exceptional follow-through skills. We are looking for a person who has 3-5 years direct experience and has demonstrated that they know what it takes to be an excellent Executive Secretary!

Fluency/experience in Portuguese, French and Spanish highly desirable.

Submit cover letter, resume and salary requirements to: kgrenon@centuryarms.com

Kelly Grenon, Human Resources Manager

CENTURY ARMS, INC.

236 Bryce Blvd, Georgia, VT 05454

(In Arrowhead Industrial Park, off Rt. 104A)

All applicants must pass a criminal background check and a pre-employment drug screening. We support a drug-free workplace and enforce a Zero Tolerance Policy.

company looking for help, will train. Good attitude and work ethic, mechanical aptitude, attention to detail and clean driving record required.

Vermont Eco-Floors 3222 Greenbush Rd. Charlotte, VT 05445 ksfrost13@yahoo.com

South Burlington School District

The following position is currently available:

Director of Alumni and Development: District

Qualified candidates will have:

1. Bachelor’s degree required; advanced degree preferred.

2. A minimum of two to five years of experience in fundraising activities preferred.

3. Superior organizational skills with demonstrated ability to set and achieve ambitious goals and meet deadlines.

4. Experience working with a non profit, educational institution preferred. This full-time position will remain open until filled. Candidates may forward their resume and three current references to:

Diane Kinnon Human Resource Department

South Burlington School District 550 Dorset Street South Burlington, VT 05403 or apply at www.schoolspring.com.

recruiting?

Caring Hearts & Healing Hands

Have you cared for a friend or family member during their illness or injury? Have you helped a parent or grandparent through a difficult time or brought groceries to an elderly neighbor? The Visiting Nurse Association is seeking Care Providers with this type of experience or with an interest in helping others to care for our clients. Work one-on-one in client’s homes in the Chittenden County area. Help with house cleaning, cooking, running errands, personal hygiene care, and of course companionship. Work flexible hours that fit your schedule in the morning, afternoon, evening, awake overnight or weekends. A high school diploma (or GED), a valid driver’s license and vehicle, and the ability to lift 50 lbs are all required.

Please call Cathy at 860-4450 for more information, or visit www.vnacares.org.

Central Vermont Medical Center is having an open house for Nursing Opportunities with the Hospital, our state of the art long term care facility, Woodridge Nursing Home, and our Medical Group Practices. Our Nurse Recruiter and Managers will be available to discuss job opportunities and give you a tour of our facility. To learn more, please contact Laura Corcoran, Nurse Recruiter at Central Vermont Medical Center:

Lane Press Hiring

Full-Time cook.

Benefits Available

Contact Ted at 802-860-2769 email: DiGrande@champlain.edu or stop by Lane Press 87 Meadowland Dr. South Burlington

Summer 2008

Administrative Coordinator wanted (part-time) for healthoriented nonprofit, The Integrated Healthcare Policy Consortium, based in Burlington (IHPC), seeks a part-time administrative coordinator with accounting and database management skills. Work from home. Flexible hours. Reply at: ihpc@ihpc.info or 802-658-8525

How Much Do You WANT To Make Per Week? Organist Wanted United Church of Colchester. One Sunday worship service plus Thursday practice. 9-12 choir members. Salary negotiable. 802-879-5442

Housekeeper/Caretaker

Ferrisburgh family seeks careful, trustworthy person to organize and clean a home, and complete limited tasks and errands. The job is weekdays for 3-4 hours a day starting at 3p.m. You must have impeccable references a good sense of order and neatness, and an ability to follow instructions carefully. The job includes cleaning, tidying, laundry, dishes, etc. Pay $14/hour. Call 802-877-6872 or email txc@burchfieldresources.com

Physical Therapist-owned, multisite outpatient clinic seeks full-time therapist to join a great team. Dee PT, www.deept.com, is looking for a physical therapist who is excited about his/her career, has a great work ethic and enjoys teamwork. New graduates and experienced therapists may apply. Excellent benefits with incentives. Send resume to mikedee@deept.com. No calls or walk-ins.

Planet Fitness South Burlington, VT and Planet Fitness Essex Junction, VT are hiring for: 3rd Shift

Part-time Cleaners

Monday-Thursday 11pm - 3am

Please stop by either location to fill out an application.

Technology Park 30 Community Dr., South Burlington, VT 57 River Rd. off of Rte. 117, Essex Junction, VT

WILDERNESS THERAPY GUIDE

True North Wilderness Program is seeking motivated individuals to work directly with at-risk teens providing 24-hour supervision in the outdoors for 1 week on. Guides must be 21, pass drug screenings, federal background check & have a college degree.

Contact Jessica at field@truenorthvt.com

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Full-time veterinary technician needed for a busy small animal veterinary practice. The candidate needs to be a team player, be able to multitask, and be detail oriented. We offer a very competitive benefit package. animal hospital of hinesburg PO Box 356 hinesburg, vt 05461 ahh@gmavt.net

TherapeuTic case Manager

Community-Based Services program of NFI, Vermont is seeking an experienced Therapeutic Case Manager to join our dynamic team of professionals. Responsibilities include focusing on the clinical mental health needs of our children and families while planning treatment, and coordinating service and providing in-home counseling and support to youth and biological, adoptive and foster families. Must have strong communication skills, attention to details, the ability to set limits and reliable transportation. Previous work with children with emotional/ behavioral challenges desired. Bachelor’s degree in psychology or related field required. Send resume and cover letter to:

Ali Wise, NFI Vermont 30 Airport Rd. South Burlington, VT 05403 or email aliwise@nafi.com

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TruexCullins, an award-winning architectural and interior design firm seeks full-time Receptionist/ Administrative Assistant for 40+person firm. Responsibilities include answering phone, filing, typing, ordering supplies, coordinating mail/ups, welcoming clients and general office organization. The successful candidate must be proficient in Microsoft Office (Outlook, Word, Excel), a multitasker, outgoing and enjoy interacting with different people throughout the day.

Competitive compensation and a comprehensive benefits plan including 401(k) package offered.

Please send cover letter & resume with references to:

Sparky Millikin

TruexCullins 209 Battery St. Burlington, VT 05401 smillikin@truexcullins.com

BANQUET MANAGER

This position manages banquet service operations to achieve customer satisfaction, quality service and compliance with corporate/franchise policies and procedures while meeting/exceeding financial goals. Possesses knowledge of food production and service and has the ability to perform all positions in banquet operations in order to supervise, direct and train all banquet personnel. Position is responsible for long� and short� term planning and day�to�day operations of the banquet section. Analyze banquet event orders and communicate effectively with customers, managers and associates to ensure that all room setups, equipment, supplies, staffing and menus meet/exceed customers’ expectations.

TOWN OF RICHMOND

Development Director

Smart Growth Vermont is dedicated to forging growth and conservation solutions for Vermont communities and rural countryside.

We are seeking a dedicated and experienced individual to lead our fundraising efforts on a part-time basis. The Development Director will work collaboratively with staff and Board members to maintain and expand donor relations, annual membership, and conduct funding research and grant preparations. The Director will also assist with special events and the production of our bi-annual newsletter. Ideal candidates will have at least two years of experience in the development field, excellent oral and written communication skills, and a desire to work in a small team environment.

For a complete job description, go to www.smartgrowthvermont. org. To apply, send or email cover letter, resume, writing sample and three references by July 11. 110 Main Street Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 864-6310 info@smartgrowthvermont.org

Office Coordinator

Dynamic women’s organization seeks an energetic, highly organized, detail-oriented and computer-savvy individual for a full-time position. Responsibilities include providing administrative support to staff, IT and Web support, accounts payable, database management, answering multiline telephone system and activities related to coordinating the work of a terrific board of directors. Proficiency in MS Word, Excel, Outlook, Acess and Quick Books is required.

Interested candidates should send resume and cover letter to:

Lily DeForge, Finance Manager Vermont Works for Women 32 Malletts Bay Ave. Winooski, VT 05404 www.vtworksforwomen.org

The Town of Richmond, VT, has one salaried exempt Financial Director position open for recruitment. First review of applications will be June 23, 2008 and the position will remain open until ﬁlled.

Duties include, but are not limited to the following: Maintaining the town and water resources department fund accounting system, general ledger, monthly cash balance reporting, payroll, quarterly water billing, employee beneﬁts, tax administration, bond bank applications and annual audit.

Applicants must enjoy working independently in a small office and assisting the public and town boards with excellent follow-through and attention to detail. Familiarity with the workings of local government is helpful but not required. Proficiency in computerized accounting and in Microsoft Word and Excel is expected. A full job description is available at www.richmondvt.com under “Documents”. Salary for this position is dependant upon qualifications and experience within a pay range of $14.07 to $22.49. Health benefits are available. Please send cover letter, resume and three current references to:

Financial Director Search P.O. Box 285 Richmond, VT, 05477.

Questions may be directed to Ron Rodjenski, Town Administrator, at 802-434-5170.

Experienced Custodian Needed! Crossett Brook Middle School, Duxbury, VT

Two-month position (possibly becoming permanent). Essential qualification: floor stripping and waxing. Call Ken Page at 802-244-6100 ext. 144. Mail resume to: CBMS 5672 VT Route 100 Duxbury, VT 05676 or email to kpagevt@comcast.net

VP of Business Development

Senior Web Developer

Application Engineer - Customer Service

We currently have an opening for a Gallery Manager at Frog Hollow on the Church Street Marketplace in Burlington. This is an exciting opportunity for a fast paced and energetic individual to develop and manage a beautiful gallery space that represents more than 280 Vermont artists.

The ideal candidate will bring the following to our organization:

• Previous retail or gallery experience

• Previous management experience and a strong business acumen

• Background or strong interest in art or a similar field is helpful

• Background or interest in non-profit organizations is helpful

Key duties include:

• Managing Daily Gallery Operations and Staff

• Developing Special Projects and Exhibitions

• Driving Sales and Growth

• Managing Inventory and Display

Please send resume and cover letter to: dhealy@froghollow.org

Benoure Plumbing has immediate opening for experienced Plumber’s Helper MUST have minimum 3 years experience. Great pay and benefits. Call 802-864-7156.

Benoure Plumbing

www.DrakerLabs.com/company/careers

Early Childhood Consulting Teacher

Dedicated early educator needed to work in conjunction with six early education programs to strengthen integration of VELS-based curriculum, child assessment systems, and support for at-risk children. Provide regular, active on-site training and guidance to providers. Work with children in small groups to further strengthen their early education experience. Facilitate monthly evening meetings to further advance providers’ professional development. Ideal candidate will be an experienced, organized child-centered professional with excellent skills in developing collaborative relationships with adults and nurturing relationships with children. State of Vermont teacher licensure with early childhood endorsement required. Full-time - 37.5 hours per week plus benefits.

Child Care Program Development Specialist

Creative, data savvy, relationship builder needed to assess community need for child care and provide assistance to existing and potential child care providers and programs. Offer knowledge, support, and resources related to program start-up, expansion and sustainability. Bachelor’s degree in a relevant field required. The ideal candidate will have knowledge of child care regulations, best practice, and related community resources. Position is 20 hours per week with paid time-off benefits.

For either position, send cover letter and resume by July 7 to:

Child Care Resource 181 Commerce St. Williston, VT 05495 or email to mflanders@childcareresource.org.

Vermont Public Power Supply Authority (VPPSA) is hiring an analyst. Position responsibilities are primarily in the area of rates and tariffs and include preparation of cost-of-service studies and rate design for small municipal electric utilities, as well as extensive regulatory involvement in rate cases and other matters on behalf of VPPSA and those utilities. Applicants should have at least three years relevant experience, be qualified to serve as an expert witness before the Vermont Public Service Board and other regulatory agencies, and have strong proficiency in use of Excel and database software. Excellent benefits package. Salary commensurate with experience.

Please send resumes to: David John Mullett, General Counsel Vermont Public Power Supply Authority P.O. Box 298 Waterbury Center, VT 05677

Viewer SerViceS repreSentatiVe

Seeking an energetic and enthusiastic individual to respond to viewer inquires through phone, mail and email. Responsibilities include participating in the customer service effort while also converting viewers into members. Provide administrative support to the Membership and Major Donor Departments to include donation processing, maintaining accurate membership records, and preparing ongoing donor emails and mailings. Strong customer service, writing, computer (Office and Internet) and organizational skills are essential.

Please submit cover letter and resume by July 2, 2008, to:

Vermont p ublic television a ttn: H r Dept. 2 204 e than a llen avenue c olchester, V t 05446

Full-Time Office Manager

Puppet troupe, strong computer skills

Part-Time Master Puppeteer Travel statewide to schools, will train

Send resume by July 11. Deb@KidsontheBlockVermont.org or for complete job descriptions: www.KidsontheBlockVermont.org

recruiting?

ContaCt MiChelle: 865-1020 x21 michelle@sevendaysvt.com SEVEN DAYS

Gourmet Food & Wine Retail Store Manager (Burlington)

Burlington’s oldest and finest gourmet food market with a long, 31-year history of fine gourmet foods, wines and cheeses, is looking for the right person to fill the position that has been vacated by one of the dearest members of our family, and who has been a valuable employee of the market the past 13 years. We wish Cherie Cyr all the best in her new venture and much happiness. Although we will never find anyone who could truly replace Cherie, it’s time to find someone who could possibly come close.

This canditate must be reliable and have a passion for fine, quality products and a good knowledge of wines and cheeses. A willingness to take customer service to the next level as well as possessing the skills necessary to lead others is a must. This person should have food and retail experience as well as experience in purchasing, scheduling and motivating others. Our employees are our greatest asset and they need someone whom they can respect and at the same time guide them.

Handsome salary and benefits package for the right canditate. Contact Robert at 561-707-1129 or email at RJL131@bellsouth.net

HELP DESK TECHNICIAN

Burlington Telecom is looking for a full-time Help Desk Technician to provide superior customer service. This position will be responsible for receiving incoming customer calls regarding technical questions and will perform basic troubleshooting and screening. For a complete description and to apply, visit our website at www.hrjobs.ci.burlington.vt.us or contact Human Resources at 802-865-7145. If interested, send resume, cover letter and City of Burlington Application by July 8, 2008, to: HR Dept 131 Church St. Burlington, VT 05401.

Women, minorities and persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply. EOE

DEVELOPMENT DIRECTOR

The Committee on Temporary Shelter (COTS), a private, nonprofit organization nationally recognized as a model for innovative programs serving homeless Vermonters, seeks a results-driven professional to lead our talented development team.

Responsibilities include: Creating a detailed annual plan to ensure strategic revenue growth across all funding streams, coordinating major gifts, overseeing community relations, special events and grant writing. Knowledge of the community helpful.

Qualifications: Five years successful development experience, outstanding communication and presentation skills, enthusiasm for working in a collaborative environment, and proven ability to manage a creative team of successful fundraisers.

Deadline: July 22, 2008

Please send resume and cover letter to Rita Markley POB 1616 Burlington, VT 05402 or DevoDirector@cotsonline.org. No phone calls, please. EOE www.cotsonline.org

Full-time Screenprinter

T-shirts, nylon jackets etc. Organized, experienced, good work ethic. Creative, problem solver. Benefits. Call Loren or Nancy 802-658-6179.

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LANGROCKSPERRY&WOOL, LLP

Litigation Paralegal

Prominent VT law firm seeks experienced paralegal to assist with major/complex litigation. Qualified candidates must be detail oriented, computer literate, have excellent communication skills and be capable of working independently in a fast paced environment.

Minimum of 3 years law firm experience required.

We offer a competitive salary and benefits package

Please Reply with cover letter and resume to: Richard Dorfman, Business Manager Langrock Sperry & Wool, LLP P.O. Drawer 351 Middlebury, VT 05753-0351 or via email to: rdorfman@langrock.com

Network Manager

Montpelier, Vermont, U.S. 20 hours per week with benefits

Park Laborer

Colchester Parks & Rec. seeks laborer until Nov. 7. $10-$12 per hour. 40 hours per week. Call 802-264-5640 or visit www.town.colchester.vt.us EOE

The Network Manager is responsible for computer troubleshooting, network management, security, database and website development and maintenance, staff support and training, and other projects as assigned. As experience and qualifications merit, the Network Manager will also be involved in developing applied systems to improve collaboration within the organization and augment its community development projects in the field. Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in related area of expertise with two years relevant experience, or Associate’s degree in related area of expertise with four years of relevant experience. Must be proactive, efficient and able to stay current with related changes in computer programs and equipment, and IS trends; and possess a commitment to good “customer service.” Demonstrated excellent oral and written communications skills and ability to work independently and collaboratively. Interested applicants should email cover letter and resume to ccarpenter@iscvt.org or fax to 802-229-2919 by July 11th, 2008. ISC is an equal opportunity employer.

The Vermont State Employees’ Association – a statewide labor organization representing over 8000 public sector workers in Vermont, including all Vermont state employees seeks a Director.

The Director is responsible for overall management of staff and daily operations, fiscal oversight, member and program services, and legislative advocacy. Provides guidance and leadership to the union to achieve its goals and mission.

Preference will be given to candidates with experience and/or education in union work, labor relations, government, advocacy work, public administration, or related field. Valid driver’s license and private auto is required.

Send cover letter, resume and salary requirements to: VSEA P.O. Box 518

Montpelier, VT 05601-0518.

Please mark the envelope: Attention Search Committee. Deadline: July 16, 2008.

Full-time and part-time. experience preferred but not necessary. Line Cooks • Lunch Cooks • Prep Cooks to

Become a Part of Our Exceptional Team!

Multiple Openings in Intensive School Supports Program Due to Program Growth. Full-time positions with beneﬁts.

Coordinator: Requires Masters Degree and BCBA Certiﬁcation. Supervise staff of 14 to 16 Interventionists and Clinical Programming Specialists for public school-based inclusion program that provides intensive supports for students on the Autism Spectrum and Severe Emotional Disturbances. Students age range: 2 – 21.

Clinical Programming Specialist: Requires ABA experience; Masters Degree preferred. Develop and manage intensive, individualized instructional and behavioral programs for youth & young adults (thru age 21) with Autism Spectrum Disorders and Severe Emotional Disturbances. Oversee effective integration into school & community settings. Train/supervise staff, facilitate team collaboration and support/train families. Interventionist: Requires Bachelors Degree. Provide direct intervention and training to foster the development of communication, social skills, adaptive behavior, daily living and academic or pre-academic skills to children diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder and Severe Emotional Disturbances.

For a complete list of Job Opportunities visit www.csac-vt.org.

To apply you may choose to contact us by:

• Email: apply@csac-vt.org

• Mail: Send a resume and cover letter to: CSAC HR 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753

• Phone: (802) 388-6751 Ext. 425.

International Finance Manager

Montpelier, Vermont, U.S.

Courier/Field Support Position

Busy real estate team is seeking full-time courier/field support position. Job includes deed research, photography and customer service. Must be enthusiastic, efficient and dependable, and have a good driving record. Friendly working environment. Company vehicle provided. Please email resume to: job@vt-homes.com or fax to 802-846-4899. No phone calls, please.

Challenging temporary position available at the DCF Emergency Services Program located in South Burlington. ESP is a statewide child protection/family emergency hotline that operates after-hours: evenings, weekends, holidays.

Applicant must possess: exceptional communication skills, an academic and skills set for working with families and child abuse and be willing to work an ever changing mix of evening (4 p.m. – midnight), weekend and holiday shifts.

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Hours available are dependent on permanent staff vacations. There are no employee benefits. Please email or fax a cover letter and resume to be considered for an interview:

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tom.burke@ahs.state.vt.us 802-863-7536 (fax)

ISC, an independent, nonprofit organization working internationally and in the U.S., is looking for an International Finance Manager who will be responsible for technical oversight of accounting and grant-making operations in ISC’s international offices.

Ideal candidate will have a degree in accounting, a CPA or international equivalent (ACCA), and five years of accounting and financial analysis experience, preferably with USAID-funded projects. Manager will also have experience with: direct accounting oversight of projects and sub-grant awarding and management, as well as related audits and site visits; interpreting and applying US government and GAAP accounting standards; and training staff and partners on federal grants requirements and USAID rules and regulations. Experience with BlackBaud or comparable accounting software, QuickBooks, and Excel spreadsheet software. Must be fluent in English; ability to speak Slavic language or Chinese desired. Must be able to travel. Experience with an international organization is strongly desired. Deadline: July 18, 2008.

Job description at www.iscvt.org

Send a cover letter and resume to: ccarpenter@iscvt.org or fax 802-229-2919

ISC is an equal opportunity employer.

Location: Essex Junction

Available Immediately FT

Send cover letter and resume to: 6655 Shelburne Road, Shelburne, VT 05482 or email jobs@vtbear.com or apply online at https://home.eease.com/recruit/?id=46121

Invoicing Specialist

Interstate Commodities Inc.

Email resumes to: aclark@icigrain.com

Visit: www.icigrain.com to learn more about Interstate Commodities Inc.

Interstate Commodities Inc. is a billion dollar commodity trading company involved in purchasing, selling, storing and transporting bulk commodities. We are looking for a qualified individual with the skills to help in our continued success and growth at our Essex Junction, VT location. This individual should have a minimum 1-5 years business, invoicing, customer service experience, however we will train the right person as an entry-level position. This is a great opportunity for a driven individual who is currently looking for a challenge in a fast-paced industry. A college degree is a plus but not a necessity. We offer 401(k), individual health insurance, paid vacation, and other standard benefits.