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Tina Friml Can’t Lose

From Vermont to “The Tonight Show,” the Middlebury-born comedian with cerebral palsy is having a moment. Just don’t call her an inspiration.

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AMERIGONE?

e Trump administration has canceled $400 million in nationwide grants for AmeriCorps, including nearly $2.4 million for Vermont programs that support trail work, workforce development and farm jobs.

Vermont Attorney General Charity Clark criticized the decision as an illegal overreach of executive authority. She and attorneys general in 23 other states sued on Tuesday to stop the cuts, which could end programs that proponents say provide public beneﬁt at a low cost.

e grant terminations are the latest in a barrage of cost-cutting measures the country’s chief executive has taken to trim the federal government. In Vermont, the affected AmeriCorps grants pay for roughly 200 service members, who collectively worked with thousands of young people and volunteers last year and maintained more than 100 miles of public trails.

e terminated grants had already been awarded to partner organizations and, in many cases, are paying stipends to AmeriCorps members currently on the job.

Many of them are young adults who work tough jobs for modest pay. Vermont Youth Conservation Corps, for in-

stance, hosts more than 80 participants using its $517,000 grant. ey run a farm program that grows and provides weekly vegetables at no cost to 480 qualifying households. ey also work on conservation crews to remove invasive species and hazardous trees, build public hiking trails, and maintain outhouses at state parks.

Service members in Vermont Youth Conservation Corps crews often live in tents and receive stipends of $500 to $665 per week, plus a small educational award, according to executive director Leah Mital. ey come from all over the country to work in Vermont.

“ ese are people who are really committing of themselves and working hard for public beneﬁt,” Mital said. “ ey could make more working at a Starbucks or a bagel bakery.”

Mital and other grantees around the country learned last Friday evening that their grants had been terminated immediately. Mital is looking for ways to keep her participants employed for now. Sending them home, she said, could mean losing the workforce for the season — even if a judge later restores the funding.

Read Derek Brouwer’s full story at sevendaysvt.com.

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS

O cials celebrated the opening of the Vermont Construction Academy in Winooski, a training and certiﬁcation center for the trades. Not a moment too soon.

DEBT SERVICE

Lawmakers in both chambers approved a bill that would use $1 million in state funds to wipe out about $100 million of Vermonters’ medical debt. Money well spent.

GREENER SPACES

Burlington Parks and Rec director Cindi Wight is leaving her post after about eight years, just before summer. Happy trails!

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Vermont is one of 12 states suing President Donald Trump’s administration over his tari policy. Can the feds even explain what the policy is?

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Fairlee Drive-In Won’t Open for Season is Summer

e Fairlee Drive-In, one of just three outdoor movie theaters in the state, will be dark as co-owner Peter Trapp recovers from an illness, the Valley News reported. Peter and his wife, Erika, have owned the place since 2003 and say they expect to reopen next year. Vermont will be home to just two drive-ins this summer, in Colchester and Bethel.

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Shortly before midnight last Friday, Railroad Street in Johnson was as bright as day, illuminated by banks of ﬂoodlights. About 100 people — construction and utility workers, members of the local ﬁre and sheriff’s departments, emergency medical workers, and 16 volunteers — milled about. Residents stood on their front steps.

ey’d all gathered to watch and help as the historic Johnson Public Library building was moved — slowly — to its new home on a donated lot on School Street, nearly half a mile away. A banner painted by local kids was draped across the building: “Rewriting Our Story,” it read.

Like other buildings in Johnson, the library had been repeatedly hit by flooding, which has worsened in recent years. In July 2023, floodwaters reached the main floor, destroying some 1,500 books. e building, erected in 1909, had to be vacated and gutted. A temporary library opened in September 2023 in the basement of Johnson’s Masonic Temple. e plan had always been to reopen the historic library building. But when, how and where were open questions. Last year, the library and town officials applied for and received a $1.68 million American Rescue Plan Act grant that is intended to ensure internet access for all.

But ﬁrst, the move. Late last Friday night, crews put the plan — and the 115-year-old building — into action. Supported on I beams and

secured from corner to corner with steel cables, the library crept forward on six eight-wheel dollies as workers from New England Building Movers darted around to make adjustments. At one point, they had to ﬁx a tire that blew out.

Adrienne Parker is a member of the Johnson Selectboard and several town committees who volunteered hours of work to help the effort. Moving the building was just one way of making Johnson more resilient to ﬂooding, she noted. But the town will likely need to take other steps, such as developing more green spaces in the ﬂoodplain.

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‘WONDERFUL EXAMPLE’

I wanted to take a moment to comment on Jason Barney’s section in the civil unions piece [“From This Day Forward: Former Lawmaker Has Regrets,” April 23]. I ﬁnd his response to his own life experience full of grace and growth. I can understand looking back and feeling regret in voting no to civil unions in Vermont, but I also understand being 21 years old, not even

CORRECTION

Last week’s food story “Moondog Tavern Takes Over Hinesburg Pub Spot” contained an error. The original Dumb Luck Pub & Grill in Hinesburg was owned solely by Ed Boldwin.

a fully developed adult, and the pressure there is transitioning into “the real world.”

They say hindsight is 20/20, and I admire and am grateful for Barney’s expression of vulnerability. His ability to recognize, acknowledge and offer an apology for a decision that was made so long ago is a wonderful example to the young ones he comes in contact with every day — and anyone, for that matter.

If any guilt remains from that, may it be released. Clearly he knows the impact of the decisions a person makes and the amount of influence it can have on the world.

What a shining example of grace and growth. I’m grateful for Barney’s influence and contribution as an educator and a human. Thank you.

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MEDICARE ‘GOTCHAS’

[Re From the Publisher: “65 Candles,” April 2]: I thought Paula Routly’s concise explanation of the basics of Medicare was excellent. Having been on Medicare now for 12 years, and as a supporter of universal health care, I cringe when I hear the slogan “Medicare for All.”

Not only is Medicare tough to understand in the beginning, but to continue to get the best deal we are encouraged to compare Medigap policies for supplemental coverage and Part C drugs every 12 months!

And there are some other gotchas: Companies can deny coverage for preexisting conditions, a drug benefit company can change its “formulary” (prices) after choosing them, and more. All the various

Yes, there is a learning curve to understanding differences in possible plans, but information is readily available through Medicare websites, publications and the SHIP program. Traditional Medicare is under heavy assault from insurance companies that want a larger share of our health care dollars. Instead, we would be better served by “Medicare for All,” or at least by information that gives a more balanced view of the options available.

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‘PROTECT EVERY CHILD’

The recent Seven Days investigation by Alison Novak exposes a fundamental flaw in how Vermont oversees independent schools that accept public dollars [“Background Check: The Man Tapped to Run Vermont’s New Juvenile Detention Center Heads Programs Where Staffers Face Abuse Allegations,” April 9].

“simplified” guides to explain benefits are brain-busting.

As Routly wrote about her mother: Medical bills can seem to be paid for rather easily. But the road to getting there is expensive, complicated and full of potholes.

Paul Haskell MARSHFIELD

MORE ON MEDICARE

I was disappointed by the depiction of Medicare in the “From the Publisher” column [“65 Candles”] on April 2. In an issue on retirement and money, the topic deserved a nuanced, in-depth look, rather than the brief negative impression conveyed by Paula Routly’s experience on turning 65.

While it is true that Medicare can initially seem complex and that many “employer-sponsored” plans are less expensive (since the employer is picking up part of the tab), once you are actually retired and have made your traditional Medicare choices, it is by far the most fair and inexpensive health coverage available.

A couple of points are worth highlighting. First, the information Routly paid for through a consultant is available (in unbiased form) through free workshops from Vermont’s State Health Insurance Program (SHIP). Second, the insurance plans that cover gaps and drugs in traditional Medicare (Medigap and Part D) are much more highly regulated than private insurance plans. You don’t need prior approvals to see doctors or specialists, don’t need to see only a limited group of doctors, and overall costs are much more transparent.

Long before a staff member at the Vermont School for Girls was charged last month with the repeated sexual abuse and exploitation of a minor student, warning signs had been raised. In 2018, the State Board of Education debated serious red flags at the school. It raised concerns about missing documentation, fitness of leadership and whether students were receiving the services they were placed there to receive. Despite this, the school was granted continued approval. In 2023, it was approved again for five more years, with no mention of the prior abuses or concerns.

These publicly funded schools are not required to hire licensed teachers. Site visits are rare. Investigations take months, if they happen at all. Even when there are repeated concerns, as there were at this school, there is no requirement nor clear process for review or corrective action.

We would never tolerate this lack of oversight in our public schools. Why should it be acceptable for publicly funded private schools, including schools that serve our most vulnerable children,

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Sowing Fear

e arrest of migrant workers at Vermont’s largest dairy brings anxiety to a sector already facing an acute labor shortage

Woodstock Police Chief

Is Demoted

The Learning Lobby

As Vermont’s leaders seek to transform education, academies, rural schools and employees all are pressing to be heard

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Truth and Friction

Book review: Coram House Bailey Seybolt

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Perfect Score

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Waitsﬁeld’s Big Picture Theater & Café to Reopen as a Nonproﬁt

How to Wear Purple

Anne Sarcka’s paintings radiate energy and experimentation

Nursery School: A New Mural Springs Up in Bristol

Closing the Curtains On the eve of the ﬁnal Waking Windows, here’s a photographic look back at the Winooski indie music fest’s epic run

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Resilient Montpelier institution the KelloggHubbard Library invites guests to the Grand Reopening of its renovated lower level, nearly two years after ﬂoodwaters ravaged it. Refreshments, drop-in activities and tours await in the reimagined space that’s not only restored but also better than ever — and a tangible example of how much is possible when a community bands together.

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Going the Distance

Back in February, three weeks into President Donald Trump’s second term, we dispatched news reporter Kevin McCallum to the Midwest to cover U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) and his then-fledgling “Fight Oligarchy” tour. It was a last-minute decision — with expensive flights — that thoroughly upended editorial plans for the forthcoming issue. But I’m glad Seven Days documented the first sign of an organized opposition movement because, well, it’s Bernie. Our independent media company is strictly focused on local news, but every so often there’s a good reason to chase a national story with Green Mountain roots.

Seven Days culture writers go the distance, too, when it appears some border-busting Vermont artist is about to make it big. One year ago, Mary Ann Lickteig traveled to New York City to report on the opening of the musical Suffs, the creation of Waitsfield-born theater artist Shaina Taub, who wrote, directed and starred in the show.

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Before that, we wrote about the transformation of Bolton cartoonist Alison Bechdel’s graphic memoir into the Tony Award-winning Broadway musical Fun Home; similarly, we followed Anaïs Mitchell’s Hadestown from a smallcast show at Barre’s Old Labor Hall all the way to the Walter Kerr Theatre in Midtown Manhattan. For 30 years, Seven Days has kept a watchful eye — and discriminating ear — on Vermont arts and culture. No other local media outlet invests as much time, space and talent to keep readers informed about the live performances, gallery shows, restaurants and other creative endeavors that enliven and distinguish the place we call home.

For this week’s story, we hit the road to catch up with Middlebury-born comedian Tina Friml. Culture coeditor Dan Bolles first heard her name in 2016, about a year after Vermont Comedy Club opened. In July 2017, she was one of eight interviewed in a Seven Days cover story titled “Laughing Matters: Vermont’s Female Comedians Are No Joke.” Earlier this month, Dan drove to New York City to shadow Friml surrounding her second appearance on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.”

After Friml taped her bit at NBC, Dan joined her at a watch party where “the 30 or so people bunched together on couches and barstools that night numbered some of the most important in her life — family and friends from Vermont; pals and comedian colleagues from New York City; a new

boyfriend,” he writes in “Tina Friml Can’t Lose.” “They know better than most the challenges Friml, who has cerebral palsy, has endured to chase her dream.”

Acknowledging her disability — and finding humor in society’s perceptions of it — is part of Friml’s act. Offstage, she talked openly with Dan about how being different has opened doors and made her unique.

“Nothing was off-limits,” Dan told me. When he apologized to Friml in advance for any insensitivity in his line of questioning, she responded, “Don’t worry about that at all. I’ve heard everything.”

As Dan observed, onstage Friml wields total control of the conversation about her disability. By allowing a reporter an unfiltered glimpse into her life offstage, she relinquished some of that control and trusted him to tell her story honestly. “I got a vivid picture of how she navigates the world,” Dan said, “which gave me a deeper appreciation for just how clever her jokes really are.”

Dan spent four days in the city — walking as many as 20,000 steps a day — to get a closer look at Friml’s life, including an awkward live gig before an audience of seven tourists, “three of whom were from Singapore.” The truth is, aspiring comedians bomb a lot more often than they kill. Dan hung around long enough to show that.

The result is a fun, insightful profile — a break from the heavier news of education funding and immigration raids. At Seven Days, we’re on the lookout, near and far, for all of it.

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Sowing Fear

e arrest of migrant workers at Vermont’s largest dairy brings anxiety to a sector already facing an acute labor shortage

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As word spread last week that U.S. Customs and Border Patrol agents had arrested eight migrant workers at Vermont’s largest dairy farm, Maribel’s ﬁrst reaction was fear that she could be next.

The Mexico City native has worked for three years in a Franklin County milking parlor not far from Pleasant Valley Farms, the Berkshire dairy where border patrol arrested farmworkers on April 21.

The arrests did not appear to be part of a broader crackdown, state o cials said, but came as federal agents acted on a tip that two men looked out of place in the border community.

Now, Maribel said, many farmworkers are afraid to go out in public, worried that someone might call immigration o cials and upend their lives. (Seven Days is not using Maribel’s last name or identifying the dairy where she works because she is undocumented.)

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“If somebody sees us and thinks that we’re not somewhere where we’re supposed to be, the same thing could happen to us,” she said through an interpreter last Thursday on Burlington’s Church Street. Despite her anxiety, she found the courage to participate in a protest organized by the advocacy group Migrant Justice.

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The arrests have rattled Vermont’s $5.4 billion dairy industry, which relies on about 850 migrant workers to perform some of the most critical and di cult jobs on the state’s 440 remaining dairy farms. An estimated 94 percent of dairies hire migrant workers, according to the Agency of Agriculture, Food and Markets.

Woodstock Police Chief Is Demoted

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Following a 14-hour marathon hearing in March and weeks of deliberation, the Woodstock Village Trustees have demoted town police chief Joseph Swanson to patrol ofﬁcer.

e decision has already taken effect, and Swanson has reported to work as a patrol ofﬁcer since last ursday, according to his attorney, Linda Fraas. But she plans to appeal the demotion decision in court and to ﬁle a civil lawsuit for monetary damages.

“ ere is absolutely no legal basis to violate his employment contract, which in no way allows for demotion,” Fraas said in an email to Seven Days. “ e decision is unlawful, malicious, and not surprising in light of how he has been treated thus far.”

A Woodstock native, Swanson has served in the police department for more than 22 years, including 18 months as chief. But his position has been in limbo since he was placed on administrative leave last October.

at was shortly after town ofﬁcials started looking into Swanson’s job performance following a road-rage incident involving his husband. At the time, municipal manager Eric Duffy hired a private investigator to dig into the chief’s leadership.

Weeks later, the police union and the emergency dispatcher’s union each delivered a unanimous no-conﬁdence vote in Swanson’s year-and-a-half tenure as chief.

Farm owners facing an acute labor shortage worry that migrant workers spooked by the arrests will either be too afraid to show up for work or will seek jobs in other industries.

Some are too terriﬁed to leave home even to buy food, Maribel said, and are relying on grocery deliveries from friends and supportive community members.

But others, like her, have refused to be forced into hiding. Last Thursday, about 300 migrant farmworkers and supporters took to the streets, demanding they be treated with dignity and calling for the men in custody to be released and returned to their families.

“These arrests motivate us to keep ﬁghting for our rights,” Maribel said.

Her friend Luisa, who is also undocumented, has worked at a large dairy in Franklin County for more than a decade.

Following the investigation, Duffy recommended that Swanson be demoted, but the chief stood his ground. So, on March 19, the town resorted to a rarely used, quasi-judicial trial process known as a Loudermill hearing, which provides due process for certain public employees facing disciplinary action.

Testimony revealed a police department unhappy with Swanson’s management style: All ﬁve police department employees who were called to testify said they would quit if Swanson were reinstated as chief. Employees complained that he seemed to slack off on the job, often showing up to work late and out of uniform.

e hearing ended without resolution. e village trustees continued to deliberate, in private, before coming to a decision last week.

According to Seton McIlroy, chair of the village trustees, Swanson was demoted for “personnel issues,” which the board would not discuss further, citing conﬁdentiality. ➆

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The Learning Lobby

As Vermont’s leaders seek to transform education, academies, rural schools and employees all are pressing to be heard

STORY HANNAH BASSETT | PHOTOS JEB WALLACE-BRODEUR

When the House Education Committee called its first outside witnesses to testify on a major school reform bill in March, the Vermont Superintendents Association was ready to make the most of the moment. The group represents more than 80 education leaders, some of whom could lose their jobs under the school district consolidation proposed by Republican Gov. Phil Scott. The association is one of the most influential lobbies for public education in Vermont.

Three of its representatives sat down before the committee and methodically walked through an alternative plan — one they depicted as a sounder approach to transforming how Vermont governs and finances its education system.

The plan they described was the result of weeks of behind-the-scenes advocacy. Some of the state’s most influential education lobbying groups had joined forces to push back against the administration’s proposal.

Less than a month later, the Vermont House passed a rewritten version of Scott’s proposal — a plan that included

many of the changes these lobbying groups advocated.

Education reform, the single biggest issue facing lawmakers this year, offers a window into the perennial influence that lobbyists hold over bills passed in Vermont’s Statehouse. This year, consistent, coordinated advocacy work — both in the public eye and behind the scenes — has built trust and access among key legislators who have, in turn, reshaped the proposed education reforms that are poised to affect every property taxpayer in the state.

The lobbyists’ work also serves as a reminder that these advocates don’t all work for moneyed interests and out-of-state businesses but rather reflect the differing views and interests of grassroots Vermonters.

The multimillion-dollar question before the legislature this session is whose vision of education transformation will prevail. Will it be the sweeping, fast-moving plan proposed by the Scott administration or the more moderate

Flor Diaz Smith testifying in the Statehouse

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She remembers the fear that permeated the migrant farmworker community during Trump’s first term. But she refuses to allow the crackdown to force her or her family back into the shadows.

Instead, she donned a black Migrant Justice sweatshirt and marched with hundreds of others in one of the largest protests the group has held in the Queen City.

“We aren’t going to go back to the way things were when we couldn’t leave our homes,” Luisa said through an interpreter.

The marchers called out the names of the farmworkers to make the point that they are not alone. The protest also tapped into outrage over the highprofile detentions of student activists Mohsen Mahdawi and Rumeysa Ozturk, whose detention cases are currently being heard in federal court in Burlington.

One of the marchers, Tunbridge resident Jenn Hayslett, said U.S. immigration laws are being used to instill fear, whether the targets are farmworkers or foreign students.

“I’m here because it’s scary,” Hayslett said. “Everyone deserves due process.”

State officials said they were still trying to understand exactly what triggered the arrests at Pleasant Valley Farms, which is located less than three miles from the U.S.-Canada border. It is owned by Mark and Amanda St. Pierre. Their son Jamie is part of the team that helps manage it alongside his wife, Olympic runner Elle St. Pierre. The 10,000-acre farm is permitted to milk up to 6,500 cows and last year was milking 4,500 head, according to state records. The farm also manages a 150,000-tap sugar bush.

Migrant Justice identified Pleasant Valley’s detained workers as: Jesus Mendez Hernandez, 25; Juan Javier Rodriguez-Gomez, 41; Luis Enrique Gomez-Aguilar, 28; Urillas Sargento, 32; Diblaim Maximo Sargento-Morales, 30; Adrian Zunun-Joachin, 22; Jose Edilberto Molina-Aguilar, 37; and Dani Alvarez-Perez, 22.

The men were being held at the Northwest State Correctional Facility in St. Albans. They are being represented by Brett Stokes, the director of the Center for Justice Reform Clinic at Vermont Law & Graduate School, who has met with them twice since their arrests.

Soon after the arrests, Gov. Phil Scott put out a statement strongly supportive of the farmworkers, saying: “I have long been clear: migrant workers are an essential part of our communities. They are our neighbors and friends, have kids in our schools, shop at our businesses, and play an important role in our economy and workforce.”

He called on Congress to enact immigration reforms, such as an expansion of the nation’s guest worker program.

But he was also quick to defend the actions of the border patrol agents, arguing that they did nothing wrong. The agents were acting on a tip that two men wearing backpacks had emerged from a wooded area, appearing as if they might have crossed the border illegally, Scott said.

It turned out that the men were “farmworkers who were working in the sugar woods,” Scott said. When agents approached the men, one of them ran toward the farm, which Scott called “the biggest mistake.” Agents gave chase and discovered undocumented workers on the farm, he said.

Hundreds marching up Church Street during last Thursday’s Migrant Justice rally

“At that point they had no choice but to apprehend them,” Scott said. “I think it was unfortunate how it all turned out.”

Scott stressed he had no information about the arrests beyond news accounts but said the agents’ actions seemed consistent with past practice.

“If this had happened four years ago, under the Biden administration, it would have been the same,” Scott said.

Will Lambek, an organizer with Migrant Justice, disagreed. He said he doesn’t doubt the agents were tipped off by what border patrol officials called a “concerned citizen.”

“There are a lot of people in this country right now who have a lot of anti-immigration animus,” Lambek said. “There’s a lot of bigotry and xenophobia out there, and it certainly wouldn’t

Lambek said. That clearly goes well beyond the bounds of what was needed to investigate the tip, he asserted.

“It changes over the course of the action to something that is clearly targeted at rounding up and detaining farmworkers,” he said.

Stokes, the Vermont Law School lawyer, said he is eager to get the border patrol’s action reports to better understand how one man running away became a raid on a private business.

“It seems convenient that a tip about one person becomes eight people involved in a warrantless arrest,” Stokes said.

clearly differ from the way the men would have been treated in past years.

“What has happened here really is indicative of an escalation in enforcement,” Stokes said.

Before Trump, if border patrol agents arrested farmworkers like these, with no criminal histories or immigration enforcement actions, they probably would have been taken to St. Albans, processed and released, Stokes said.

Instead, they’ve now been jailed for more than a week, with no end in sight, Stokes said. He met with four of the men briefly last Friday. While they seemed happy to be together, Stokes said, he couldn’t give them any firm sense of when they’d be able to return to their farms and their families.

“The best-case scenario for getting them out as soon as possible is two weeks,” Stokes said. “It could be two months.”

SEEMS CONVENIENT THAT A TIP ABOUT ONE PERSON BECOMES EIGHT PEOPLE INVOLVED IN A WARRANTLESS ARREST.

STOKES

surprise me if someone driving by saw a couple of brown-skinned people walking down the road or walking across a field and called CBP, making an assumption about their immigration status.”

The bigger problem, according to Lambek, is that agents used the tip as a “legal loophole” to conduct a broader search, turning what may have started as a legitimate investigation into something very different.

The agents chased workers through barns, stormed into their homes, knocked over furniture and dragged them out,

The detained men may have been “collateral damage” in the incident, but that appears to be “straight out of the playbook” of an immigration enforcement strategy designed to sow fear and push legal boundaries, Stokes said.

There has been a surge in cases around the country in which immigration agents use the investigation of a crime as a pretext to conduct “collateral arrests,” he said. Trump’s “border czar” Thomas D. Homan has acknowledged such arrests are part of a broader enforcement strategy in places where local law enforcement refuses to assist in migrant arrests.

Whether the arrests represent a crackdown or not, Stokes said, the detentions

In an email to Seven Days , Amanda St. Pierre said the farm was complying with immigration authorities but had not been told why its workers were detained.

“Our employees were hired following the federal and state employment requirements,” she wrote. “We remain supportive of our employees and appreciative of the valuable role they play in our community performing essential work on our farm. We hope this matter is resolved quickly.”

In a recent industry podcast, Jamie St. Pierre said the farm had about 90 employees, roughly 40 percent of who had been “born in other countries.”

State Rep. Richard Nelson (R-Derby) also owns a large northern Vermont dairy farm dependent on undocumented workers. He admires the St. Pierre family and believes they could not have accomplished all they have without great employees, he said.

Nelson agrees with Scott that federal immigration reform is needed but doesn’t see it happening anytime soon.

The people who milk the cows, pick the vegetables and work in the slaughterhouses are essential to the nation’s food system, and anyone who thinks they should be rounded up and sent home is nuts, he said.

“If you think tariffs raised hell with the stock market, when they run out of food in New York City, shit’s gonna hit the fan,” Nelson said.

He considers the undocumented workers on his 2,200-head farm to be family. For now, they all continue to work hard, but many are reluctant to go to the store or even play soccer outdoors, he said.

“The thing that really bothers me is that some of our employees can’t enjoy the life they’ve enjoyed the last four years,” he said. ➆

We are proud of this

and art education to this

that has added so much beautiful

To paraphrase Marcel Marceau, “Art is loved the world over, and like the circus and other art forms, it is the answer to nothing, but it touches the heart.”

Burlington City Arts works closely with the Flynn Theater and organizes several concert series and festivals throughout the year that help contribute to the vibrancy of this beautiful city.

Please visit downtown Burlington soon. Stroll with a friend, do some shopping or grab a bite to eat.

A child at last Thursday’s rally holding a sign that reads “Enough!”

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transformation option with a slower implementation timeline favored by the superintendents association and many public school advocates?

Will treasured, small rural schools be forced to close? And how will independent schools, which serve students from communities that lack their own high schools, fare under the changes? Though privately governed, these schools, including Burr & Burton Academy in Manchester and St. Johnsbury Academy, rely heavily on the public education dollars that follow the students to their doors.

There are no definitive answers yet, with several weeks to go in the legislative session. A Senate bill that builds on the House proposal is still taking shape. Before the General Assembly disperses for the summer, not only must the House and Senate reconcile their differences, but Scott and the Democratic-controlled legislature must also reach a compromise on the bill if it is to become law — a goal all parties share.

As differing versions of reform are debated, education lobbyists are competing busily for votes on an issue that rarely falls along partisan lines. Using both public testimony and behind-the-scenes relationships with lawmakers — via text message and in private meetings — lobbyists are making their cases: on behalf of rural schools, independent schools, superintendents, teachers, school boards and others with a vested interest in the future of Vermont education.

Lobbyists are a constant presence under the Statehouse’s golden dome. The more than 500 people registered to lobby outnumber state legislators by nearly three to one.

By and large, they are a respected group of experts who add much-needed bandwidth to an institution facing critical, complex issues. As they seek to influence a legislature with few employees, they are rarely more than a few feet away and ready to assist legislators however they can, whether that be fielding a question at 6 a.m. or drafting the language for a bill.

Testimony to committees is a good way to make public statements, said Don Tinney, a lobbyist and president of the Vermont National Education Association. Often, more nuanced, influential conversations take place privately.

“I don’t want to give anybody the idea it’s the days of the smoke-filled rooms and all of that,” Tinney said. “But it’s important to have one-on-one conversations.”

Rep. Emilie Kornheiser (D-Brattleboro), chair of the House Ways and Means Committee, said advocates help with minor questions that do not demand the time or expertise of the Statehouse’s Legislative Counsel or Joint Fiscal offices, which are often stretched thin during the session.

In one recent exchange, she texted the executive director of the Vermont School Boards Association to find out how many collective bargaining agreements there are in Vermont; she said she was able to get an answer back within a few hours.

“Advocates can provide a much-needed service to an understaffed citizen legislature because they’ve organized the people in the field who have the real expertise and, more importantly, the real experience,” said Rep. Peter Conlon (D-Cornwall), chair of

Last spring, Vermonters revolted against double-digit property tax increases by rejecting budgets for nearly a third of the state’s school districts. A wave of Republicans flipped House and Senate seats in November, costing Democrats their supermajority. The message was clear: Voters wanted change.

Education Secretary Zoie Saunders presented the administration’s school transformation plan to the General Assembly in late January. She outlined reforms that would establish a single statewide property tax and consolidate 119 existing school districts into five regional ones. The plan would establish a “foundation formula,” a system common in other states that would give more power to the state — and less to local taxpayers — to determine how much money school districts receive. The plan would also expand school choice and set new rules around class size minimums. The changes were immense, but there was little fine print.

“A lot of detail wasn’t coming from the Statehouse out to the public,” said Rep. Chris Taylor (R-Milton), vice chair of the House Education Committee and an original cosponsor of the House bill.

As anxieties mounted about potential school closures, especially in rural areas with smaller schools, a new advocacy group formed to channel that energy into grassroots organizing power: the Rural School Community Alliance. The group quickly gained traction in the Statehouse.

the House Education Committee, which has devoted much of its efforts this session to education governance reform.

As chair, Conlon is largely in charge of who testifies before the committee. Witnesses often include the legislature’s lawyers and fiscal experts — some of the few professional staff available to assist lawmakers — who provide nonpartisan guidance. But committees also call on advocates and lobbyists, many of whom are paid by special interest groups to further a certain point of view.

When it comes to schools, three organizations — the Vermont Principals’ Association, the Vermont Superintendents Association and the Vermont School Boards Association — have such an outsize presence that they have earned a nickname: “the Vs.” While they are far from the most monied lobbying associations in Montpelier, they have led the most effective effort to counter the Scott administration’s plan.

As the administration began discussing potential education reform, the groups voiced concern that the conversation did not focus on the factors driving up the costs of education — especially health care premiums for school employees, which have increased by more than 65 percent since 2020.

“They absolutely did a great job of making sure that voice was heard and making sure they got in front of the committee or committee members,” Taylor said.

The Rural School Community Alliance caught the attention of legislators in both chambers, who praised the group for its rigorous data and helpful testimony. But long-standing advocacy groups such as the Vs had the advantage of having laid their organizational groundwork years ago, sparing them from having to build an organization from the ground up while proposing policy.

By late winter, the superintendents association was the first among the Vs to develop an alternative timeline and framework to counter elements of the administration’s plan. The Vs eventually adopted this as a shared platform.

While the groups agreed that consolidation could make schools more affordable, they worried that the five-district proposal would lead to school closures, staffing loss, longer bus rides for students and a loss of local control. Instead, they proposed that the legislature establish a working group that would identify new districts, the number of which would be determined, and push this restructuring off until July 2029.

Chelsea Myers, executive director of the Vermont Superintendents Association

Sen. Seth Bongartz (right) listening as Flor Diaz Smith testifies in the Senate Education Committee

Morgan Cable and Naomi Fitzpatrick, students at Long Trail School, testifying to a joint session of the House and Senate Education committees

YOU BRING IN PEOPLE WITH MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU HAVE, YOU LISTEN TO ALL OF IT, AND THEN YOU MAKE WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE APPROPRIATE DECISION.

REP. PETER CONLON

The Vs’ opposition extended to other aspects of the administration’s proposal, such as making every student eligible for school choice through a lottery system, which would expand parents’ ability to use tax dollars to send their children to a public or approved independent school of their choice, such as Vermont’s regional academies. The associations also proposed smaller class size minimums for certain grades and recommended that the State Board of Education retain its rulemaking authority, which the governor’s plan proposed transferring to the executive branch’s Agency of Education.

Vermont School Boards Association president Flor Diaz Smith said the decision to back the superintendents association’s plan was fraught among some of her members. But not participating would have left them out of the conversation and unable to influence the outcome.

“We felt like if we can all be together on this, it’s going to be more powerful than if it’s just all of us divided,” Diaz Smith said.

The advocacy of the Vs occurred in front of the committee, in side conversations, over text messages, in subtle nods to legislators during committee meetings, through outreach to their respective members in email alerts and beyond. The associations communicated closely with

Committee, where the association was likely to receive a friendlier reception with committee chair Sen. Seth Bongartz (D-Bennington), a defender of independent schools and former board chair of Burr & Burton.

The Vs, meantime, remained closely engaged as the bill made its way out of House Education and through the Ways and Means Committee, which addressed the proposed changes to education finance.

The bill faced a fractious debate on the House floor in mid-April, when members of both parties voiced their concerns about potential rural school closures and resulting longer school bus commutes. It ultimately passed 87-55 on a vote that divided both Democrats and Republicans.

“Education is a different topic than budgets and other things,” Conlon said. “It does not split along party lines. It splits along lines that are impossible to define.”

their respective members and House leaders, Conlon in particular.

Conlon’s committee heard from the superintendents association and its members repeatedly during the session, as well as from a range of education advocates and experts.

“You bring in people with more information than you have, you listen to all of it, and then you make what you feel is the appropriate decision,” Conlon said.

Taylor, the vice chair of the House Education Committee, said Conlon always sought input on who should testify. Taylor still felt that the committee would have benefited from hearing more from the Agency of Education, which could have addressed aspects of the administration’s original proposal.

“It did seem at times like there was a certain way that the bill was being steered with testimony,” Taylor said.

Sometimes, who is not publicly involved can be just as telling as who is.

The Vermont Independent Schools Association, the primary advocacy group for academies and nonprofit independent schools, was largely absent from Conlon’s and Kornheiser’s committees, aside from providing brief testimony to the House Education Committee on a minor aspect of the bill relating to therapeutic independent schools. Oliver Olsen, a former legislator and current lobbyist for the association, declined to comment when reached by Seven Days

Taylor, vice chair of House Education, said the association should have had more of a voice in the committee room.

“When you’re doing something as big as education, every voice should be heard, whether it’s a voice that’s a popular voice or not,” Taylor said.

Olsen appears to have chosen to focus his efforts on the Senate Education

And while the language in the House bill was not taken directly from the superintendents association, it reflected the draft favored by the Vs. Diaz Smith said the groups played a “critical role” in shaping the House bill. She pointed to the school district study group, revised class minimum requirements and curtailed tuitioning as just a few wins that their advocacy efforts helped make possible.

Now, the bill is before the Senate, where an entirely new set of committee chairs and legislators are reviewing the House’s work and calling on witnesses. The Senate’s plan is shaping up to be markedly different.

Last week, the Senate Education Committee modified the House bill to increase the number of independent schools that would be eligible for public dollars by lowering a key threshold schools must meet to receive taxpayer funding. Senate Education changed the requirement for schools to have 51 percent or more publicly funded students, as outlined by the governor’s proposal, to 25 percent or more publicly funded students.

The committee also stripped class size minimums outlined in the House bill that would have applied to both public and independent schools.

In the past few days, the committee also heard testimony from the Vs, the Agency of Education, and a group of more than 20 students who came to the Statehouse from public and private schools across the state to share their thoughts on the proposed reforms. Bongartz said he will be working to bring in every perspective he can.

As senators finalize their bill and lawmakers try to hammer out a compromise next month to send to Gov. Scott, some interests and points of view will not make it into the final bill. With so much yet to be resolved, the real flurry of lobbying may have only just begun.

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those in state custody, children with disabilities and children recovering from trauma?

Vermont must hold all publicly funded schools to the same standards. The state has a responsibility to protect every child in its care. Looking away is no longer an option.

Geo Honigford SOUTH ROYALTON

NOT EDUCATIONAL

[Re “A Public Education: Zoie Saunders Would Prefer to Lead Vermont’s Schools From Behind the Scenes. But She Can’t Escape the Spotlight,” March 26]: I’m so discouraged and disgusted with the coverage of this education secretary to date. She was ill gotten, ill placed and ultimately voted in on the second go by weak-kneed legislators. Her background is a mystery, as her Google search has been scrubbed. I found one article in Florida and could not get the journalist to call me back. A little more investigating in our journalism, and you would not be so surprised at the recent letter asking school districts for their plan to abide by an executive order that is currently in litigation.

Where is Gov. Phil Scott? Feeling his oats with the loss of the supermajority — a good thing, but he now feels empowered to put on his MAGA hat? I have a feeling we have seen nothing yet. Our attorney general needs to stand with other New England states against this whitewashing and privileging of public education. For more on Saunders I suggest you start by searching the Miami Herald for its coverage and read the plan in Broward County, Fla., that our “new bold plan” has eerie echoes of.

You might notice that Broward has two and a half times more people than the entire state of Vermont. It’s hard to see exactly where her hand is in all of this work in Florida because, as I’ve said, she’s been scrubbed from the internet. Please do your job and find out her background, who recommended her to our state, who funds the curriculum groups that came in with the changes, etc.

Vermonters deserve more information.

Ann Marie Dryden WOLCOTT

SAUNDERS, SPEAK OUT

As one who has worked in education in the state of Vermont for my entire professional career, 1982 to 2025, I was taken aback that Education Secretary Zoie Saunders sent a directive to superintendents statewide about diversity, equity and inclusion. It is now my understanding that she mistakenly reached out before fully having done all of her “homework.” It now appears to be, at least temporarily,

resolved [“Education Secretary to Feds: Vermont Will Continue ‘DEI’ Practices,” April 14]. I would hope that in the future the secretary would not jump so quickly to act when our students all across the Green Mountain State need to feel safe, supported and secure in their schools.

No matter the setting, be it in the rural corners of the Northeast Kingdom or greater Chittenden County, our students need to know that the secretary of education has their back. It was a very confusing time for those of us in the trenches who heard about that initial email and that we had “10 days to comply.” I applaud the superintendent in Winooski who immediately said no.

I know that the state is well aware of Title VI of the Civil Rights Act, but it’s time for the secretary to emphatically state that she does not support the Trump administration’s policies, directives or activities that attempt to take down DEI. Vermont is known as the “brave little state,” and now is the time to continue with that tradition.

Those of us working in Vermont public schools are counting on Saunders to stand up and speak out.

Sarah Soule SHELBURNE

LISTEN TO THE KINGDOM

[Re “Sweeping Education Reform Bill Advances in Vermont House,” April 10, online]: While this bill authored by the Vermont House is less disastrous than Gov. Phil Scott’s plan for the most impoverished and rural area of the state, there are many problems with it.

The school district that is currently the poorest, Orleans Central Supervisory Union, has a per-pupil cost for fiscal year 2026 of $13,495.41 for high school and $12,957.26 for elementary and middle school students, based on long-term weighted-average daily membership. The House proposal would give $15,003, according to the referenced article. This would entail an increase in perpupil spending. That’s great for students, except for the fact that the average class size in OCSU is below the minimum. To increase class sizes in some of the schools, because of the buildings that exist in the district, would entail going above fire code recommendations. Building new buildings that would fit the larger classes is exceptionally expensive. If these class-size recommendations do end up being the law, then that would mean fewer teachers. The main drivers of budget are teacher salaries and the health insurance that comes along with them.

Many rural districts already have kids who spend an hour and a half on the bus each way to school.

Why should a district that has for years taken kids that are severely impoverished

and then had them ending high school with test scores above the median for the state be the thing that is changed? Chittenden County should take lessons from the Northeast Kingdom, not the other way around.

Max Demaine WEST GLOVER

‘PLEASE BE PROFESSIONAL’

[Re “On Message? Democrats on the Burlington City Council Talked Business — and Gossiped — in a Group Text Chain,” March 26]: Although gossip is a social form of bonding, please be professional, people. We reside in a small, interdependent community, where we are one to two degrees of separation from each other. Plus, it’s just not nice. My motto: Dance like no one is looking; text like it will be read in court!

Donna Constantineau NEWPORT CITY

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I hesitated, picturing a room full of Lilly Pulitzer-clad women sipping tea. But at my first gathering for new members, I quickly realized these women were just like me — passionate about their community, eager for professional growth, and committed to making Vermont more affordable and accessible for everyone.

Through the league, I met motivated professionals from health care, law, government, education and advocacy, all working in their professional and personal lives to create change. I packed diapers, chopped wood, dealt blackjack at fundraisers, swam with children on the spectrum and cooked meals. These experiences deepened my understanding of local organizations and their impact.

Beyond volunteering, the league shaped my career. The fundraising skills and connections I gained from this fully volunteer-run organization helped me land my current job. More importantly, it gave me a sense of belonging and purpose, proving that community is something you can build — one meaningful connection at a time.

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Taylor is the vice president of philanthropy for the Junior League of Champlain Valley.

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OBITUARIES

Mary Ann Wolf

MARCH 26, 1933MARCH 29, 2025

SHELBURNE, VT.

On March 29, 2025, three days after celebrating her 92nd birthday, Mary Ann passed away peacefully at the University of Vermont Medical Center, surrounded by her family. Mary Ann was known for her kindness and curiosity, and she will be dearly missed.

Mary Ann (Peck) Wolf was born in Newton Lower Falls, Mass., to Elizabeth Tully Peck and Irving Kellogg Peck. When she was 3, her family moved to Binghamton, N.Y., where she attended elementary and middle school. Mary Ann loved ice skating, designing her own clothes and playing with her sister Joan, and she was a dedicated piano student of Joseph Esposito. At age 13, her family moved to Pittsburgh, Pa., where she

David Patrick Ovitt

APRIL 12, 1961-APRIL 19, 2025 SOUTH BURLINGTON, VT.

On April 19, 2025, David Patrick Ovitt, age 64, of South Burlington, Vt., gracefully yielded to his evil opponent, cancer, and departed this Earth for one last adventure on the Other Side.

David “Pat” was born on April 12, 1961, at Kerbs Memorial Hospital in St. Albans, Vt. He was the eldest of what would be four children born to David and Cora Ovitt.

David spent his early years in Bakersﬁeld and Shelburne, where he loved telling stories. He played the ﬂute in the school band, sang tenor in the chorus and

OBITUARIES, VOWS, CELEBRATIONS

attended junior and senior high.

Mary Ann graduated from Cornell University in 1955 with a BS in textiles and clothing. She met Charlie in her senior year, and they married the following October. Mary Ann and Charlie had three children, Robert Lewis Wolf, William Peck Wolf and Karen Ann Wolf. ey moved 10 times in the ﬁrst 10 years of marriage with their young

acted in the yearly theatrical productions, playing Snoopy, the lion in e Wizard of Oz and Mr. Frank in e Diary of Anne Frank. He and his siblings spent a great deal of time outdoors, building forts, playing characters from popular television shows,

boys, from U.S. Army bases in New Jersey and Arizona to graduate student housing in New York City, and eventually settled in Vermont, where Karen was born. Mary Ann created a loving home and always provided healthy, home-cooked meals for the family.

Mary Ann was an active and generous member of her community. In Burlington, she worked at UVM’s Continuing Education Program and the Women’s Studies Program, where she organized a women’s small business exchange program with entrepreneurs in Petrozavodsk, Russia, and made lifelong friends. She lectured at Weight Watchers, was a lay pastor, and volunteered at the Ronald McDonald House, the Interfaith Senior Citizen’s Center, the Committee on Temporary Shelter, the Christian Action Committee,

and enjoying the woods and farmland around his home. David also loved spending time attending to his muchloved plants and garden. In later years he enjoyed spending time at his camp on Lake Carmi with son Owen and dear friend Vine.

While he was an undergraduate at the University of Vermont, David worked at Al’s French Frys and the Little Professor Bookstore on Church Street. He began his nursing career (his true vocation) in the Pediatric ICU at Fletcher Allen Hospital. He later provided in-home care to children needing mechanical support. More recently he worked as a nurse case manager for Vermont’s Choices for Care program.

During David’s time

and various libraries where her children and grandchildren went to school. She sang in church choirs at the Williston Federated Church and First Congregational Church.

In retirement she was a mentor in the Williston school system and helped create the Williston Food Shelf and the Respite House. She was a master gardener and always had a plot at a community garden in addition to the ﬂower beds and boxes at home.

Mary Ann loved to travel. In the summer of 1954 she had a grand adventure in Europe through the Danish Student Seminar, crossing the Atlantic on a former navy vessel and sleeping in bunk beds. With her family, she took a train to the Canadian Rockies; celebrated a Christmas holiday in Salzburg, Austria; and went camping in the Hoh

working in pediatrics, he fostered and cherished two infants with critical medical needs, Christopher and Michael. In 1999 he adopted his son, Owen, who is currently thriving in Burlington and making his father proud every day.

David’s travels spanned the globe. With his friends Bill and Christina, he quested for sloths (and ran from spiders) in Costa Rica, slid down sand dunes in Namibia, drank pilsner in Prague, climbed Arthur’s Seat in Edinburgh’s fog, walked starry-eyed through Hobbiton in New Zealand, and admired neolithic dwellings in Orkney. Sadly, he was not granted enough time on this Earth to visit Petra in Jordan or his ancestral village, Tring, in England.

Rain Forest. She traveled extensively in the U.S. and visited Ireland, Turkey, Egypt, Newfoundland, Mexico, Australia, Russia and Fiji. In true Mary Ann fashion, she wanted to explore national parks for her 80th birthday and took the family to Zion and Bryce to hike. She said, “Traveling is an incurable disease I don’t want to be cured from.” She told Charlie that she was at home wherever she was because home was inside her.

Mary Ann made friends easily and was welcoming to everyone. At the Residence at Shelburne Bay, she helped new residents get oriented, gardened and started a weekly group to arrange ﬂowers for the dining tables. She loved to read, especially historical ﬁction, and when she began to lose her eyesight she became an avid audiobook listener. After Charlie passed in 2023, Mary Ann

maintained her bright and busy lifestyle. She regularly met with friends to play mahjongg, attended exercise classes, and made jewelry for family and friends. She began painting at age 91. She leaves behind her children and their partners, Bob Wolf and Cydney Wolf, Willi Wolf and Alex Nowik, and Karen Sharpwolf and Steve Sharp; beloved granddaughters Olivia Wolf, Caroline Wolf and Sophia Sharp; nieces and nephews; dear friends; and her beautiful cat, Pauli.

A celebration of life will be held on June 14, 2025, 11 a.m., at the First Congregational Church in Burlington, Vt. In her honor, please plant a beautiful garden or consider a donation to the Vermont Association for the Blind and Visually Impaired (vabvi.org/ thank-you-for-caring).

A memorial guest book can be found at gregorycremation.com.

David was also interested in traveling through time. In his 46 years of involvement with the Society for Creative Anachronism, he spent occasional weekends as Magister Dafydd o Llyn Cwellyn, a Welshman living on the Mercian border with the Saxons in the 10th century. He was known as a brewer, archer, beekeeper, feast cook, herald, needleworker and singer of songs. His gentle ways and steady service will be missed.

David is survived by his son, Owen Ovitt; his siblings, Michael Ovitt and wife Ursula, Kimberly Ovitt and husband Lucien Lesniak, and Brian Ovitt and wife Karen; nieces, Elisabeth Upton, Rebekah Ovitt and signiﬁcant other Nick Sennett, and Katie Ovitt; nephew Kyle Ovitt; and dear friends Vine Crandall and Christina and her husband, William. David is predeceased by his parents. His friends and family are grateful for the compassionate care David received from the BAYADA Hospice Team and the staff at Elderwood. If you would like to make a gesture in his memory, please send a donation to the Vermont Foodbank or to the social service organization of your choice.

David’s ashes will be interred in the family plot in Bakersﬁeld, and a celebration of his life will be held at a future date.

Condolences, photos and favorite memories may be shared through gossfs.com.

Richard T. Cassidy

JULY 13, 1953APRIL 21, 2025

SOUTH BURLINGTON, VT.

Richard T. Cassidy passed away on April 21, 2025, at the University of Vermont Medical Center in Burlington, Vt., after a valiant struggle with cancer. He was born in Rutland, Vt., on July 13, 1953, to Paul P. Cassidy and S. Helen Cassidy. He graduated from Mt. St. Joseph Academy in 1971 and the University of Vermont in 1975. After marrying his beloved Becky (Burr) in 1974, they relocated to Albany, N.Y., where he attended Albany Law School at Union University and graduated in 1978. That summer, after he passed both the New York and Vermont Bar exams, Rich and Becky moved to Montpelier, Vt., where Rich began a yearlong clerkship with the Hon. Robert W. Larrow at the Vermont Supreme Court. The following year he became chief law clerk and worked for Chief Justice Albert W. Barney. He entered private practice in Burlington following his clerkships, originally with the firm of Hoff, Wilson, Powell and Lang, and then with Hoff Curtis.

In 2020 he formed Rich Cassidy Law in South Burlington and practiced with Matt Shagam and Amanda Lee. He most recently practiced with his law partner and old friend, Michael Brow.

He served his community, state and nation with dedicated enthusiasm. Governor Howard Dean appointed Rich to the Uniform Law Commission (ULC) in 1994, and he was reappointed by every successive Vermont governor and was still serving at the time of his death. He was a past president of the ULC, and he and Becky delighted in bringing the annual conference of the commission to Stowe Mountain Lodge in 2016. He was a member of the Board of Governors of the

American Bar Association (ABA) from 2005 to 2008 and was chair of the ABA’s standing committee on the delivery of legal services. He represented the Vermont Bar Association in the ABA House of Delegates. He was currently serving on the Vermont Bar Association Board of Managers and was president-elect. He is a former president of the American Counsel Association. He chaired the South Burlington School Board from 2007 through 2013. He proudly served as counsel to the Burlington Police Officers Association and as a legal analyst for NBC5.

He leaves Becky Cassidy, his wife of 50 years, and his sisters Joanne (Dick) Navin and Mary (Carl) Mazzariello. He was predeceased by his sisters Paula (John) Turner and Margaret Cassidy and his brother, Sam Ingraham. He also leaves his nieces and nephews: Lisa (Stacey O’Neil), Tony (Donna) and Carla Mazzariello; Mark Navin (Rob Temoteo); Lisa Fuller (Steve); Rick Navin (Lisa), Tom Navin (Mike O’Neil) and Krista Navin (Josh Schroeder); Cathy Seguin (Bill); John Turner (Sharon Cook); Laurie Turner (Senta Mungar); Patty Tervo (Steve); and Mike Turner (Kelly). Additionally, Rich cherished his three granddaughters by affection: Emma Chaffee, Alexandria Kennedy and Reese Billings. Rich loved Lake Champlain and his Queen City Park neighborhood, where he was a popular

walker with his beloved dogs, Baxter and Sophie Ann. Both dogs learned to pause as human social interaction slowed their pace but added to the congenial and happy environment in which they frolicked. Healthier summers saw Rich and Becky launching their Adirondack guide boat for a row across Shelburne Bay, often with Baxter or Sophie in the prow. Trained in childhood as a swimming racer, Rich delighted in stroking across the bay with his identifying orange swim buoy trailing behind. Throughout the last fourteen months, an extraordinary group of friends and neighbors have supported and assisted Rich and Becky on Rich’s journey. Our thanks to Dr. Dennis Beatty (Dennis the Archangel); Julie Beatty; Dr. Julie Olin; Dr. Chris Grace; Dr. Jim Wallace; Paul Cillo; Andi Higbee; Lori Hayes and Mark Chaffee; Karen Villanti; Patty, Don and Buffy Malenfant; Sandy Julius; Mike and Deb Brow; Marcy King; Bob Paolini; Matt Shagam and Courtney Seale; Dr. Nate Heilman and Therese Fafard; Dr. Annie Kluetmeier; Tom McCormick; Monsignor Richard Lavalley; Dane and Diane Bacon; Scott Bacon and Nicki Trottier; Tom Powell and Wendy Bratt; Joy and Jim Grossman; JoAnne and Reese Billings; the Margulius family; Dan Smith; Carl Lisman and Deb Smith; and Jeanne Kennedy.

A celebration of life for Rich will be held on Friday, May 2, 2025, 4 p.m., at the First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington, VT.

In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to the Uniform Law Commission Foundation, 111 N. Wabash Ave., Suite 1010, Chicago, Ill.; the Queen City Police Foundation, PO Box 5804, Burlington, VT 05402; or the charity of your choice. Messages of condolence may be sent to becky@ richcassidylaw.com.

Daniel George Carver

MAY 21, 1957-APRIL 18, 2025 COLCHESTER, VT.

The beloved Daniel George Carver — devoted husband, father, brother and friend — left this world surrounded by his loved ones on April 18, 2025. Dan had bravely and resolutely battled incurable cholangiocarcinoma for the last 19 months. The light in the world grew dimmer with his passing.

Born in Putnam, Conn., on May 21, 1957, Dan was the son of the late William Carver and late June Ingalls. He grew up in the northeastern Connecticut town of Brooklyn, where his earliest years were filled with challenge and adventure. Good natured from the start, Dan made abundant friends through his formative years in Brooklyn and at Killingly High School. Many of these friendships thrived and grew stronger over the course of his lifetime.

After high school, Dan attended college and enlisted in the U.S. Air Force. With his affability and talent for numbers, it was not surprising that he gravitated to leadership positions in the finance and management arena.

After gaining experience in manufacturing companies located in southern New England, Dan moved to the greater Burlington, Vt., area, where he prospered in senior management positions with Ben and Jerry’s, Rhino Foods, Green Mountain Coffee Roasters/Keurig and Skirack. By far the most fortuitous aspect of Dan’s relocation to Vermont was that it was

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Eli Howard

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February 10, 1988-May 1, 2020. Holding you forever and always in our hearts.

there that he met the love of his life, Kathy. They were married for 33 years and raised their three incredible daughters, Emily, Kate and Molly, in Colchester.

Dan was a tremendous role model for his family, colleagues, friends and even casual acquaintances. Through his consistent displays of great dignity, good humor, personal discipline and selflessness, Dan set an example for how to live a meaningful and fulfilling life. Even when at his most serious, his eyes shined brightly, revealing his love for life, for the moment and for the people he was sharing time with.

Dan personified the phrase “live life to the fullest.” He radiated energy and positivity in all that he did.

Whatever the activity — coaching his daughters’ sports teams, spending quiet time with Kathy, religiously collecting his “10,000 steps a day,” discussing the Red Sox and Patriots football, practicing yoga, hiking, playing golf, or tending to the chores of the day — Dan gave it his full attention. He invested time and energy in doing lots of things and doing them well.

Among Dan’s superpowers

were his sharp mind, great memory, and ability to recount decades-old stories with accurate precision and detail. It was as though he had every facet of his life catalogued and at the ready for recollection — much to the delight of all but most especially anyone who was featured in those memories.

Simply put, Dan’s iridescent brightness brought warmth, energy and joy to those whose lives he touched. His priority was always others before himself, and that priority showed up in many ways both large and small.

Dan Carver was a devoted husband, father, family member, colleague and friend. He will be missed by so many — but none more so than his family and close friends.

Dan leaves his wife, Kathy Carver; daughters, Emily Carver (Ben), Kate Carver and Molly Carver (Mike); sisters, Diana Cristofori (Paul) and Debbie Carver; as well as his half brothers, Bill Carver and Adam Carver, and stepmother, Marilyn Carver.

A celebration of life will be held on Saturday, June 7, 2025, at the family home. Please reach out to the family directly for details. Please visit awrfh. com to share your memories and condolences. In lieu of flowers, the family requests that donations be made in Dan’s memory to the Cholangiocarcinoma Foundation (CCF) to assist in making advancements in research and support ongoing advocacy and awareness efforts for this devastating disease (fundraise.givesmart.com/ vf/ccfmemorial/team/ danielcarver).

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Jones Deady

OCTOBER 27, 1953-FEBRUARY 22, 2025 UNDERHILL, VT.

A friend lovingly uses the term “a black hole for adjectives” to describe people that have too many facets to contain. Jones was that. People have called him passionate, creative, stubborn, funny, curious, ﬁery, an incredible cook, sensitive, handsome and loving. Almost any adjective ascribed to him would be accurate in one way or another. e only thing he wasn’t was dull.

Born in 1953 in Memphis, Tenn., and raised outside of Atlanta, Jones (aka Snap) seemed to have lived a dozen lifetimes before any of us met him. His stories of daring and reckless abandon always captured our attention, and we continued to beg for more, which there always seemed to be. He spent his bucolic youth building forts, sleeping in the woods and once accidentally drowning an alligator with a garden hose because he thought it was thirsty. As a young man, he hitchhiked across the country, catching rides from characters equally as colorful as the story itself. He was a rickshaw driver in Hawaii. He spent the night in an Atlanta jail for littering. He backpacked in the summers, catching ﬁsh for every meal. Once he and a friend dressed as surgeons so they could get on a last-minute plane to Houston (side note: air travel in the ’70s sounds WILD). Eventually, he could tell us anything, and it wouldn’t surprise us; it was just his nature.

moved to Texas to take a job at National Car Rental. He quickly realized that the corporate world was not for him and decided to forge his own path. So in the late ’70s he moved to Vermont and shed his Southern accent but not the rich Southern charm and energy that characterized him. ere he found work at a restaurant, where he met his true love, Laura, and decided he would follow her anywhere.

eir relationship was charmed. Together they traveled, skied, hiked, canoed and camped anywhere they could. ey quickly found ways to work side by side, including a summer caretaking and catering in Small Point, Maine, which they revisited time and time again. ey spent a magical year as caretakers at Merck Forest in Rupert, Vt., where they would later marry. ey married in 1989 and a year later welcomed their daughter, Tucker, followed by their son, Dakota. Together they built their home, cultivated their gardens and raised their children in the forests of Underhill. When Laura’s work took them for a three-year stint to Charleston, S.C., Jones began to grow peppers, both sweet and hot. Selling his produce to local stores and at the farmers market, he became known as the “Pepper Guy.”

He began every morning drinking a cup of coffee — by the woodstove in winter or in the garden in summer — and found no greater pleasure than to wander through his own gardens when the quiet of the long summer evenings fell.

Jones may have mellowed as time went by, but he remained the same “idea guy” that earlier in life had led him into occasional trouble. His energy was instead directed toward art and exploration. When he thought of something that he wanted to create, he’d spend countless hours planning every minute detail. Some dreams were realized on a large scale, such as the drafting and building of his home and the near-constant evolution of the accompanying gardens. Other ideas manifested in simpler ways, through actions only recognizable by those who knew him well: a clever gift, the subtle placement of a stone or feather, or his carefully selected terms of endearment. To our great fortune, his most joyful creative outlet was the preparation of food. Like a hobbit, he loved a good meal and was ever in search of the “best of” recipes, which he’d inevitably make better.

His artistry, though, expanded far beyond the kitchen. He found joy in painting with oils for years and later directed his passion toward the written word. He wrote proliﬁcally, a seemingly endless stream of prose. He published one novel, e Steep Side of the Marble, and had myriad more in the works.

Amy Coley Gregory

OCTOBER 2, 1958APRIL 24, 2025 SHELBURNE, VT.

Over time we grew to question the validity of his autobiography, often thinking maybe some of this happened but not that way. However, in the weeks leading up to and after his death, we were sent several written versions of some of the tallest tales we’d been told, recounted by the friends who were with him at the time. Without fail, each of them matched exactly to Jones’ telling, with only minor details like the color of a shoe (haunted, to be clear) being different.

Jones graduated from the University of Georgia in 1976 with a degree in business and soon after

After returning home to Vermont, Jones began the job that was the ultimate gift to his family. He became a stay-at-home dad and was completely dedicated to giving everything he could to his children. e job did have its perks — every other year the family spent a month on the Caribbean Island of Barbuda, where Laura worked as a volunteer doctor and Jones became the schoolmaster for the kids.

Jones loved to travel. He was ever musing about and planning visits to distant places and never turned down an opportunity to explore the world. Whether it was a cross-country road trip, a wilderness canoe journey, or a tour of foreign cathedrals and ruins, he was on board. But as much as he enjoyed being on the move, he equally loved to be in the paradise he called home, to sit and read, or just gaze at the surrounding world.

Full voiced with big opinions, Jones had a raw energy that seemingly forbade him from shirking away from his beliefs, which he’d gladly share in any conversation. For better or worse, everyone who met him left with a story to tell.

Even now that he’s gone, he still manages to hold us in awe, wanting only for another story. And though we may not get that, he leaves us with the gifts of boundless love, the permission to dream, a little bit of stubbornness and the knowledge that sometimes you have to accept that there might just be a ghost in the rocking chair.

He loved his home, his gardens and his dogs, but most of all Jones loved his family. He gave his whole self to us. He will forever be felt wrapping himself around us as we sit within the walls of the house that he built and the gardens he planted.

A celebration for Jones will be held on Saturday, July 19, 2025. Contact Laura for details.

Amy Coley Gregory went to find her next adventure on April 24, 2025, after a long battle with brain cancer. Amy was born on October 2, 1958, in Brookfield, Conn., where she grew up in a historic old house with her two wonderful parents and her funny and fabulous brother, Judd. She earned a bachelor’s degree in business management from Duke University, where she met dear friends she would cherish forever. Amy later went on to earn a law degree from Vermont Law School and practiced real estate law until she opened a real estate brokerage firm, which she ran for 20 years. Burlington Country Club is where she formed a bounty of meaningful friendships and made many fun and silly memories. She will be remembered for both her sense of humor and fierce competitiveness on the golf course, for which she earned many honors. She is survived by her loving husband, Mike; his daughter, Ashley, her husband, Kyle, and their son, Wesley; her brother, Judd, and sister-in-law, Peg; and of course Stanley the dog.

Memorials in Amy’s name can be made to the McClure Miller Respite House, 3113 Roosevelt Hwy., Colchester, VT 05446.

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Tina Friml Can’t Lose

From Vermont to “The Tonight Show,” the Middlebury-born comedian with cerebral palsy is having a moment. Just don’t call her an inspiration.

BY DAN BOLLES • dan@sevendaysvt.com

Tina Friml had been trying to get a drink for the better part of two hours. But her every step toward the bar was thwarted by fan after fan wanting to congratulate the comedian, or excitedly hug her, or, in one instance, ask Friml to motorboat her.

Ever the gracious host, Friml took every kudo to heart, returned each embrace — and, yes, even obliged the cheeky invitation to bury her face in a comedian friend’s chest.

And why not? On this brisk Monday night in April at the No More Café, a sleek mocktail bar in Manhattan’s East

Village, Friml could do no wrong. Working the room in a form-fitting white dress with pops of red that matched her lipstick, she reveled in the celeb treatment from the small crowd that had gathered to fête the latest milestone in her ascendant career.

That afternoon, Friml, 31, had hit a new high. For the second time in a year and a half, the Vermont-born standup had taped a set on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” at NBC Studios in Rockefeller Center. The shindig at the No More Café was her watch party. But as

the comedian is learning, being the center of attention comes with trade-offs. Like when all you want is a drink at your own party, but you have an adoring public to attend to.

The 30 or so people bunched together on couches and barstools that night numbered some of the most important in her life — family and friends from Vermont; pals and comedian colleagues from New York City; a new boyfriend. They know better than most the challenges Friml, who has cerebral palsy, has endured to chase her dream.

In the past two years, Friml has reached levels that few, if any, Vermont comics have touched. Now based in Brooklyn, she tours all over the U.S., headlining comedy clubs from Oregon to Florida nearly every weekend. She had a European jaunt last fall. Thanks to her relentless gig schedule, she hasn’t worked a day job since 2023. Her online presence is just as robust. Between TikTok and Instagram, Friml boasts over half a million followers, including more than a few famous comics who’ve helped her best bits about dating and disability go viral. Hari Kondabolu

and Mike Birbiglia are fans. So is Maria Bamford, who tweeted her admiration of Friml in 2019, calling her “a clever and charming comic” with “well constructed jokes.”

Last summer, Variety named Friml one of its “10 Comics to Watch for 2024,” inviting her to perform at a Los Angeles showcase alongside the likes of “Deli Boys” star Asif Ali, “The Daily Show” correspondent Troy Iwata and standup Rachel Feinstein, whose latest special hit Netflix last year. In March, Friml was featured on the annual “CBS Showcase,” a live comedy event that’s been an industry stepping stone for years.

Booking a set on “The Tonight Show” is something most comedians would kill for, even though it doesn’t have the same career-launching cachet for comics that it did in the Johnny Carson era. To do so twice in 18 months is a sign she’s arrived on the national stage. To be personally plucked from the Comedy Cellar by Fallon, as Friml was, is validation for years of hard work. At the No More Café watch party, the thrill of the moment wasn’t lost on her.

Around 11:30 p.m., drink in hand at last, Friml gave a short speech to the crowd.

“Every year and a half, I bring all my closest family and friends together,” she joked, “and force you to watch an entire episode of ‘The Tonight Show.’”

Following Fallon’s introduction — during which he shouted out her

In the past two years, Friml has reached levels that few, if any, Vermont comics have touched.

headlining shows this weekend at Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington — Friml burst from the blue curtains of Studio 6B clad in sparkling denim, arms wide as she soaked up the audience applause with a full-face smile. When she reached her stage mark, she bellowed, “Hello!” Then, with an exaggerated fist pump, she unleashed a visceral “Oh!” worthy of Howard Dean — or, for comedy fans of a certain vintage, Andrew Dice Clay.

For the next five minutes, Friml held “The Tonight Show” crowd in the palm of her hand, riffing on her affinity for dating geeks — “Geeks are nerds, but useful” — and poking fun at the elephant in every room she plays: her cerebral palsy.

“I can see your faces,” she told the crowd. “You’re thinking, Is she having a stroke? Or am I having a stroke?”

Friml ended the show in a seat of honor: on the couch next to Fallon for the sign-off.

to perform an emergency C-section and rescue the infant, who, with every vanishing second, was suffocating in the womb.

Friml was born without a pulse. Only after a battalion of doctors revived her did she draw her first breath.

Friml spent the next two weeks in the neonatal intensive care unit at Fletcher Allen Health Care — now the University of Vermont Medical Center — in Burlington. She returned home a happy, generally healthy baby. But the trauma at birth left her with cerebral palsy, a form of brain damage that affects mobility and posture. Many years later, it also gave her one of her better comedy bits.

“A funny thing happens when you cheat death on your first day of living,” Friml told “The Tonight Show” crowd in April. “Your life is kinda in the bonus round. I can do whatever.

“I’m not even on this show — I just got up here,” she went on, before flashing a Cheshire grin to Fallon at his host desk. “What is Jimmy going to say to me? No? He can’t!”

Some version of this gag is a staple of Friml’s current set, adapted to fit whatever room she’s playing. As with many of her best jokes, she baits audience members into acknowledging their own insecurities around people with disabilities and society’s absurd attitudes toward them. Fallon wouldn’t dare haul a woman with a disability offstage because, as Friml joked, “That’s a crime!”

If it seems like she’s using her disability to her advantage, well, she is. But it’s only because she’s spent most of her life pushing back against the idea that she’s at a disadvantage.

That’s traditionally a spot reserved for the night’s A-list guest — in this case, Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine. That Fallon chose Friml to close the night suggests he knows something the rest of the world may soon discover: Tina Friml is a star.

‘A Funny Thing Happens When You Cheat Death’

For the first 20 minutes of her life, Tina Friml was dead.

On the afternoon of January 2, 1994, her mother, Ellie, went into labor. She and her husband, Bill, rushed from their Middlebury home to nearby Porter Hospital, eager to welcome their second child into the world. But six hours in, Ellie suffered a ruptured uterus, a potentially catastrophic event for both mother and baby. Racing against death, doctors scrambled

Cerebral palsy is not degenerative but can vary dramatically in severity from person to person. For Friml, it affects her gait, though she doesn’t need assistive devices such as a cane or a wheelchair. She lacks fine motor skills in her hands — she has trouble opening bottles, can’t put on her favorite earrings without help and has a tool to help her button her shirt. Her right hand is especially impacted, which is why it’s reduced to grunt work onstage: holding the mic. “This hand has one job, and it gets an A-plus,” she says in her act. The condition also affects the muscles in her face, which impairs her speech and sometimes leads people to mistake her as deaf. Especially onstage, she needs to make a conscious effort to enunciate — good practice for any comic, really. For Friml in particular, there’s a disconnect between how audiences hear her voice and what she sounds like to herself.

“In my head, I sound like anyone else,” she said, adding that it took a long time for

Tina Friml on “The Tonight Show” on April 7

her to get comfortable hearing herself on video and audio recordings.

Friml said her cerebral palsy symptoms are mild compared to those with serious mobility limitations. “I tell people it’s like certain circuits in my brain shorted out and just don’t work anymore,” she said.

It was important for her to exercise from an early age to build strength, her parents said, and she had extensive physical and speech therapy throughout her childhood. Before she could walk, Bill, now 74, would hold her upright, hands above her head, and help her scamper from one end of the house to the other, training her muscles for the day she could take o on her own.

Friml and her parents described her childhood as happy and active. She was well liked and supported by her teachers and classmates at the independent Bridge School in Middlebury as a grade schooler and through junior high at the now-closed Gailer School. But with high school, things changed.

By the time she reached ninth grade, her family had moved a few miles north, from Middlebury to New Haven. So she enrolled at Mount Abraham Union High School in neighboring Bristol. Friml’s ﬁrst brush with public school was a disaster.

“I was bullied right out of Mount Abe,” Friml said ﬂatly.

After enduring a “nasty amount of abuse” from fellow students in her ﬁrst year, Friml transferred to Middlebury Union High School as a sophomore. And she ﬂourished.

“It was night and day,” she said. Like most teenagers, she still had ups and downs, she added, but “it was really just the internal struggle of being di erent,” rather than the external cruelty of being teased.

Friml said she had found “pockets of solace” in the theater program at Mount Abe. At Middlebury Union, she found a whole costume closet full of it. She joined the Addison Repertory Theatre, or A.R.T., a program of the Patricia A. Hannaford Career Center, and began acting in school plays.

The stage has been a refuge for Friml for most of her life. Her parents were set builders at Middlebury’s Town Hall Theater, where Ellie has worked in a variety of capacities for 18 years. So Friml and her older brother, Nick, spent much of their childhoods around the theater.

When she was in plays at the Bridge School, Friml ﬁrst got the inkling that she was funny.

“I remember delivering my lines and cracking people up — like, them having a

hard time saying their lines because they would break character,” she said. “That was a big moment for me.”

Her classmates’ reactions also helped cement her love for performing. Friml is a self-taught pianist and was a singersongwriter for many years before she discovered comedy.

“Songwriting was my absolute favorite thing to do,” she said, “and it was a way I got people to take me seriously.”

Both acting and music helped her take command of her disability — or rather, of other people’s perceptions of it. For someone who has spent her life being gawked at, performing o ered a way of demanding that people look at her on her terms, even if she didn’t always realize it in the moment.

One year, Friml played one of the Lost Boys in the A.R.T. production of Peter Pan As the Lost Boys gave chase to a band of pirates, she was supposed to shoot an arrow o stage. She raised her bow but dropped the arrow as she tried to nock it. She picked it up and tried again, but she just didn’t have the motor skills to ﬁre the bow. Finally, after the third or fourth attempt, she improvised. “I’m new at this!” she said. Then she picked up the arrow and hurled it o stage, yelling, “Well, I’m not perfect!”

At the end of the scene, she ran o stage and apologized profusely to anyone within earshot, afraid she’d ruined the play.

“They were like, ‘Are you kidding? That was great,’” Friml recalled of her castmates.

She had no idea she’d just brought down the house.

A Star Is Born (With Teeth and Hair)

One thing about Tina, she always knew where center stage was.

ELLIE FRIML

In high school, she played a variety of supporting roles, including, for reasons no one is quite sure of to this day, the rabbi in Fiddler on the Roof. However small or ill ﬁtting the part, Friml often “stole the show with her comic timing,” Ellie, 72, said.

“One thing about Tina,” her mother added, “she always knew where center stage was.”

All sorts of people take Standup 101 at Vermont Comedy Club. Some are hungry young comics looking to become the next Patton Oswalt or Iliza Shlesinger. Others hope to improve their public speaking skills for work or are just searching for a new challenge or hobby in middle age or retirement. Some have obvious talent and natural ability, while others need lots of guidance and encouragement to make it through a single joke. Almost no student shows up to the class ready to take the stage.

Except for one.

“Tina arrived pretty fully formed,” said comedian Kendall Farrell, who was shadowing Nathan Hartswick, the instructor and comedy club co-owner, when Friml took the class in fall 2016. “Her ﬁrst week, it was like, Yeah, that’s already better than most people in the comedy scene.”

At the time, Friml was fresh out of Saint Michael’s College with a degree in journalism. Like many new grads, she was grappling with life after school. She’d never considered comedy before, but earlier that summer she’d taken an impromptu trip with friends to Montréal for the Just for Laughs festival, which draws comics from all over the world. It planted a seed.

“I remember looking around and seeing all these di erent types of comedians and thinking, I could do this,” Friml recalled. Before she’d even ﬁnished the 101 class, Farrell poached her for the weekly showcase he was hosting at the Skinny Pancake in Burlington. She killed.

“She kind of burst forth,” said Farrell, 31. “You know when a baby comes, like, two weeks after its due date and it already has teeth and hair? That’s how Tina came onto the scene.”

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Tina Friml with her dad, Bill

Tina Friml, age 7

Tina Friml in college

Most new comics, even the very good ones, require a lot of editing and coaching before they’re ready for the spotlight. Owing to her theater and music background, Friml was already comfortable onstage. Because of her journalism training, she also understood how to construct a story and the importance of brevity.

“She was very concise,” Farrell said. “She knew what she wanted to say and how to say it quickly and get a big laugh.”

At first, Friml was reluctant to focus on cerebral palsy in her set, not because she was afraid of offending but because she didn’t want to be seen as “the disabled comedian.” She’s heavily influenced by the absurdist comedy of Emo Philips and British TV panel shows, which she discovered in college, so her early sets were more fanciful and offbeat, she said, with jokes about disability as “filler.”

“I was really stubborn about it,” Friml admitted. “I wanted to be the weird, whimsical comedian. I didn’t want to talk about my actual life.”

But it wasn’t long before she realized an immutable truth.

“The reality was, that’s what people were affected by,” Friml said. “The best reactions I’d get were from me talking about being disabled.”

However, Friml doesn’t fully subscribe to the idea that humor comes from adversity.

“Saying all the funniest comedians are miserable, I don’t believe that,” she said. “I believe a lot of them are,” she added, chuckling. “But it’s correlation, not causation. People like me, we hone our skill because of adversity, but it’s not the source of it.”

At every standup class he teaches, Hartswick preaches the importance of a good first impression.

“The audience sees you come onstage, hears you say three words and makes a judgment,” he said. “What’s this person all about? What’s their sense of humor?

“With her, it was: She’s going to come out onstage, and something is going to be obvious to the audience right away,” Hartswick went on. “So you have to take that power back right away.”

For Friml, that meant writing the joke that’s been her go-to opener for close to a decade: “I’m Tina. I’m disabled. But don’t worry, you’re going to be OK.”

After graduating the standup class, Friml sought out as much stage time as she could in Vermont while working retail jobs by day. She was living with her parents in New Haven at the time and didn’t drive. So either Bill or Ellie would ferry her to comedy shows, sometimes several times a week, usually for short 10- or 15-minute sets.

“That was a really happy time in my life,” Friml said. It was also a formative one.

On rides home from Burlington or St. Albans or whatever far-flung corner of the state she’d performed in, she and Bill, especially, would talk about her sets — what worked, what didn’t, what she could do better. While other comics hit the bars or parties after shows, she was still working on her act.

“My dad isn’t a comedian, but he’s really observant,” Friml said of her father, a retired engineer. “So I got this mixture of having a really supportive Burlington community and having a 45-minute ride home where we could dig into what I was doing.”

Friml’s hard work paid off in September 2018, when she won the annual Vermont’s Funniest Comedian contest at Vermont Comedy Club and scored an audition for the New Faces showcase at the following year’s Just for Laughs.

Comedy talent agent Tovah Silbermann was a judge for the contest. She was tempted to sign Friml on the spot.

“She just completely won over the room,” Silbermann recalled. “Her jokes were funny, sharp, self-aware and unexpected — everything I look for.”

Silbermann didn’t end up signing Friml that night, “because I’m stupid,” she joked. Also, representing a new comic in Vermont, as opposed to New York or Los Angeles, posed real logistical challenges. But after Friml’s Just for Laughs set in 2019, Silbermann realized that if she didn’t sign Friml, someone else would.

“I no longer had the luxury of sitting on this incredible talent,” Silbermann said. And so she didn’t.

‘Everything

I Do Is an Inspiration’

If you’ve seen only one Tina Friml bit, it’s probably this: “People think I suffer from cerebral palsy, which I don’t. I have cerebral palsy. I suffer from people.”

That’s one of her oldest and best jokes. Most people assume it’s a commentary on the hardships she’s endured over the years because of her disability — looking at you, Mount Abe bullies. And it is, but not in the way you might think.

“Being disabled, it’s very easy to be put in the inspirational bin and be seen as a novelty,” Friml said. She has a good joke about that, too.

“Being born disabled turned out to be the best decision I ever made,” she says. “Everything I do is an inspiration. I can’t lose!”

Like any good joke, there’s a kernel of truth in the absurdity. Would she have chosen to be born with cerebral palsy? “I wouldn’t change anything,” she said. “I have a fabulous life, and I wouldn’t trade it for some unknown with the possibility of being better simply because I’m not disabled. It would honestly probably be a lot more boring, and I would definitely be more insufferable.”

And the truth is, being disabled has helped Friml’s career.

In conversation, Friml is warm, thoughtful and interested. Of course, she’s funny, too. Over dinner at a hole-in-thewall old-school Italian restaurant in the East Village the night after her “Tonight Show” appearance, she answered questions about her life and career with startling openness.

“Being disabled gets me into rooms,” she said. “It gets me meetings with executives. But once I’m in that room, it’s up to me to show them I belong there.”

After Just for Laughs, Friml’s career hit a new gear. With the help of Silbermann, she booked shows around New England and rapidly built an online following. After a stint living in Burlington, it wasn’t a question of if she would move to New York City, but when. As more and more opportunities came her way, she finally landed in the city at the end of 2019, joining a cadre of Vermont comedians including Carmen Lagala, Ash Diggs and Farrell.

Despite her growing success, Friml struggled to shake a pervasive sense of imposter syndrome.

“I was haunted by the thought, Am I actually funny? Or am I funny for a disabled person? Am I funny, or am I just underestimated and trying to prove myself?”

Her first big milestones — playing Just for Laughs, signing with Silbermann — helped quiet those doubts. But the universe had a nasty surprise in store that would cause her to question her career choice.

In the early months of 2020, Friml was on a hot streak. She had an upcoming run of big gigs, including overseas and opening for one of her idols, Maria Bamford. Her personal life was picking up, too. And yeah, she’s got a bit about that.

“I lost my virginity two days before lockdown,” she says. “And you know what? It was good! Sex is amazing. Why is nobody talking about this?”

She can joke about it now — and certainly there were far worse outcomes

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for millions — but the pandemic presented Friml with an existential crisis.

“COVID was the big reality check,” she said. “Like, OK, comedy. That happened. Now go get a real job.”

She didn’t. Instead, she moved back in with her parents for a year and bided her time playing live-stream gigs and writing comedy sketches with Vermont musicians Josh Panda and Clint Bierman of the Grift, and Middlebury ﬁlmmaker Andy Mitchell — an informal crew dubbed “the Friminals.”

Bierman, 50, ﬁrst met Friml when she was a teenager attending a rock music camp he was teaching at Town Hall Theater.

“I had no idea she was funny,” Bierman said of his ﬁrst impression of Friml. That, of course, changed as their relationship grew from mentor-mentee to peers.

“I just love being around her for the funny,” Bierman said. He added that the Friml audiences see onstage is pretty similar to who she is o it: “She’s always working the bit.”

As the world slowly reopened, Friml split her time between New Haven and the city. By 2022, she had moved to Brooklyn full time and resumed her career in earnest.

Friml hit the ground running, touring for weeks at a time all over the country. But the rigors of the road wore her down physically and mentally. She’s since scaled back and now travels only on the weekends. During the week, she’s a regular at comedy clubs across New York City, including New York Comedy Club, Gotham Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar, the club for aspiring comedians. If she had any lingering bouts of imposter syndrome, a chance encounter at the Cellar put her fears to rest.

In July 2023, thanks to her growing success and name recognition in New York comedy circles, Friml joined a rariﬁed rotation of comics who are invited to book weekly slots at the Cellar — what’s known as “getting passed” in the comedy world. One night in late October that year, she was waiting in the wings to take the stage. Out in the audience were her parents, who were seeing her at the Cellar for the ﬁrst time.

“So I was already nervous about doing well in front of them,” Friml recalled. She looked to her left. Standing next to her in the backstage room was Fallon, watching the show. “The Tonight Show” host struck up a conversation with Friml, and they hit it o .

When it was time for her to go on, Friml excused herself.

“I said, ‘This was awesome, Jimmy, but I gotta go. I’m up next,’” she recalled. As she turned to leave, Fallon leaned in over her shoulder and said, “Go crush it.”

“So now I’m actually nervous,” Friml said, “because not only am I trying not to bomb in front of my parents, I’m trying not to bomb in front of Jimmy Fallon.”

already called the Cellar to ﬁnd out who Friml was. Two weeks later, she was on the show.

Standup booker Michael Cox is the gatekeeper for comedians on “The Tonight Show.” Even Fallon can’t get someone on without going through Cox. Friml, he said, was an easy sell.

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In the middle of her set, she looked out into the crowd and spotted Fallon and Mike Birbiglia. “And they were dying laughing,” she said. “That was a surreal moment.”

After the show, Fallon caught Friml on her way out of the club. He gave her a big hug and fawned over her set. “Then he disappeared into the night,” Friml recalled.

The next morning, Silbermann called the producers at “The Tonight Show.” What she didn’t know was that they had

down for whatever, but more a guy who’s up for something very particular.”

“This joke is genius,” Cox said. Friml’s April appearance likely won’t be her last on the show. Cox explained that he maintains a cast of regulars, comics who are “sure bets” and are invited back based on the strength of their past performances.

“Tina,” he said, “is one of them.”

Tina Friml Needs No Introduction

Friml will likely never stop doing jokes about disability — at least not entirely. But they have gradually become less prominent in her sets. Or more accurately, she’s gotten better at weaving together bits about her life and bits about her life with cerebral palsy.

Compare her two “Tonight Show” appearances. Her ﬁrst, in November 2023, was heavy on disability jokes. Sporting red hair, she skipped “You’re going to be OK,” but she did bust out “I su er from people,” alongside newer jokes about being a fully functioning woman with disabilities in the city — “I’ve got very ‘You go, girl’ energy” — and nondisabled people’s expectations for disabled people: “When people want a disabled person to ‘live their best life,’ they’re thinking giving a TED Talk or ﬁnishing a marathon in last place.”

For her late-night debut, she was introducing herself to a massive new audience and undoubtedly had in mind her early mentor Hartswick’s lesson about first impressions. By this April, 18 months later and now a blonde, she was more of a known quantity and could a ord to stretch out. She still threaded her set with some ace jokes on cerebral palsy, but she also ventured into topics not explicitly tied to disability, such as dating and embarrassing kinks.

This approach is reflective of her current career strategy, which is measured and methodical. For one thing, she has yet to record a special in an age when it’s never been easier or cheaper to do it. That makes her an outlier among comics at her level. But it’s also a shrewd decision.

“What makes Tina unique is her ability to tell extremely personal and vulnerable jokes,” Cox said. He o ered an example — “one of my all-time favorite jokes” — from Friml’s April appearance:

“I’m getting destroyed on these dating apps,” Friml said. “I’ll read all the proﬁles of all of these Manhattan guys. Turns out a lot of guys are ‘open-minded’ and ‘down for whatever.’

“I used to think that ‘down for whatever’ was a green light for me!” she went on. “Turns out I don’t need a guy who is

Friml is anxious to do a special and has had meetings with Netﬂix. She’s currently honing an hour that she thinks could work. But she’s waiting to record it until she not only feels that she’s ready but her audience is, too.

“I don’t want it to be introductory,” she explained, before mocking herself doing her classic opener in a singsong voice: “Oh, hi. I’m Tina. I’m disabled, but don’t worry!” “I love that joke. It’s given me a career,” she continued. “But I don’t want to do it on a special. I’ll do jokes about being disabled, but I want it to feel like I’m talking to a friend.”

Tina Friml at Littleﬁeld in Brooklyn in 2019

She also needs time to write. Friml said she’s modeling her career on another Tina: Tina Fey, the former Second City comedian who went on to cohost “Weekend Update” on “Saturday Night Live” before creating her own hit sitcom, “30 Rock,” and becoming a movie and TV producer. At some point in the next five or 10 years, Friml wants to stop doing standup and pivot to TV or sketch comedy or something else creative, such as writing or music.

“I would love to put my energy into helping other people tell their stories,” she said. “I do believe there will be a point where I’ve said all I have to say about my life.”

‘It Will Always Find a Way to Humble You’

The night after the high of her April “Tonight Show” set, Friml had booked a pair of club gigs in Manhattan to give me a sense of the New York City comedy grind. But I doubt even she realized how vivid a picture she would paint.

After dinner in the East Village, we took the subway to the Upper West Side’s New York Comedy Club — a roughly 30-minute trek, including changing trains. We were running late, and Friml was fending off polite texts from the club owner wondering where her next act was. Hustling from the subway stop, we burst through the club’s doors a few minutes after 8 p.m. Not on time, but close enough.

We made our way from the bar to the theater, where the host was keeping the folks in the crowd entertained — all seven of them. When he saw that Friml had arrived, the host introduced her. Sort of. “Folks, you might have seen her on

‘The Tonight Show’ last night . Please give it up for Tinaaaa Frimmm … er, Tina!”

That may have been the high point of the set. The tiny crowd of tourists, three of whom were from Singapore, simply didn’t know what to make of Tina Friml. After trying out a few jokes that barely induced a polite laugh, she switched course to her version of crowd work, preplanned bits whose leading questions have an off-the-cuff feel to unsuspecting audiences. By the end of the set, she was joking about the front wedgie her new red velvet pants were giving her. That, finally, got a laugh — though mostly from Friml herself. At the end of what might have been the longest 15-minute set of her life, she bid the crowd good night: “Welp, I should go.”

And she did.

If Friml was demoralized by the set, she didn’t show it. Over drinks at the bar afterward, she couldn’t contain her amusement.

“I’m actually glad you saw that,” she said, smiling as she stirred her rum and Coke. “Because one thing you need to know about comedy in New York is that it will always find a way to humble you. You could be on ‘The Tonight Show’ one night, and the next…” she said, gesturing to the empty room.

That’s undoubtedly true. But you know what? Tina Friml is going to be OK. ➆

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Franklin County is abuzz over Bumblebee Bistro’s gifted young chef

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oe Hoerner-LeVell of Enosburg Falls’ Bumblebee Bistro is not your average early-career chef. She is unflappable and utterly consistent. Her from-scratch, farm-to-table comfort food is conceived, cooked and seasoned just right every time. You’d expect all of that from a culinary-degreed kitchen veteran, but Hoerner-LeVell is no mature master chef.

Bumblebee Bistro’s executive chef is a mere 20 years old, an age when most aspiring chefs are slogging through cooking school or relegated to prepping vegetables. She’s never cooked professionally anywhere other than the small, casual eatery her family opened in August 2023; she took over the kitchen six months later to produce palate-pleasing meals. As the Who’s “Pinball Wizard” wondered about another prodigy, what makes her so good? What enables any chef to create a

Reuben sandwich ($14) this good? Bumblebee’s colossus showcases lush, just-saltyand-fatty-enough corned beef, brined for ﬁve days in-house, on a par with Jewish delis in New York and Los Angeles — at half the price. On a brunch visit, I tried the corned beef skillet ($14.50), with cheddar, caramelized onions, two eggs and tot-like home fries. Unforgettable.

A plate of fish and chips ($18) overflowed with crisp, beer-battered hunks of never-frozen cod imbued with sweet ocean flavor that’s rare in white fish. Like the cod, plentiful chips (“fries” on this side of the pond) were crunchy outside and tender within. I didn’t taste a better dish in a chip-shop crawl through England’s North Yorkshire.

When I conveyed compliments to the chef, the top toque emerged from the kitchen — only, she was wearing a baseball cap. It took a moment to grasp that the elﬁn young woman was Bumblebee Bistro’s head chef.

Quite a few diners react similarly the ﬁrst time they meet her, Hoerner-LeVell said. “I reassure them I’ve been cooking seriously and creatively since I was 10, and 10 years’ experience is what a lot of skilled chefs have,” she said. “My culinary training is ongoing, as in every day. The fact is, I know as well as any pro how things should taste. My goal is to make them taste even better.”

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The Oktays Close Istanbul Kebab House and Open Cappadocia Bistro

In early April, the Oktay family closed Istanbul Kebab House on lower Church Street in Burlington and listed it for sale; over the weekend, they opened CAPPADOCIA BISTRO on the Church Street Marketplace.

JACKIE OKTAY, 38, said she and her husband, VURAL, and his brother, HASAN, decided to close their original Burlington restaurant after receiving final notice that their appeal regarding “essential employee” E-2 visas for specialized chefs from Turkey had been denied.

“For a long time, we thought we could do both,” Jackie said, referring to the family’s 13-year-old Turkish eatery at 175 Church Street and the new Cappadocia Bistro, which opened on April 26 at 92 Church Street.

The Oktays also own two LITTLE ISTANBUL stores, in White River Junction and Burlington, and TUCKERBOX and CAPPADOCIA CAFÉ in White River Junction.

Istanbul Kebab House is listed for sale for $195,000. The restaurant has 81 indoor seats and Burlington’s only restaurant rooftop deck. In the summer, with deck and sidewalk tables, it balloons to 130 seats. Jackie said the family is open to a buyer operating it as Istanbul Kebab House.

Hasan, 47, was the restaurant’s manager. “For a while, he has wanted to downsize and do something different,” Jackie said.

The 50-seat, counter-service

Cappadocia Bistro resembles Cappadocia Café in White River Junction. Both feature a tiled oven in which chefs bake Turkish flatbreads, such as thin lahmajun and canoe-shaped open pide, as well as rolled, stuffed bafra pide.

The Burlington oven is awaiting certification for use, but Jackie said the team can make most of the flatbreads in a regular oven in the meantime. Other street-food favorites on offer include chicken doner wraps and baked potatoes called kumpir with a wide choice of toppings.

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Majestic Co-Owner Maura O’Sullivan Steps Away

MAURA O’SULLIVAN, chef and co-owner of MAJESTIC café and bar, is leaving the Burlington restaurant she and business partner SAM TOLSTOI launched together in the South End in late November. O’Sullivan, 59, said she needed more schedule flexibility to care for family members.

In an email, O’Sullivan added that she was grateful to the team and “proud of what we’ve created.” She will be replaced as Majestic’s chef by MICAH TAVELLI, 33, a 2024 James Beard

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The only ones who aren’t shocked are Hoerner-LeVell’s family.

“She grew up cooking as a one-anddone learner with uncanny kitchen sense,” recalled her mom, Heidi LeVell, 52, whose four kids’ free-range homeschooling syllabus included cooking. The family moved from Northern California farmland in 2017 “when the wildfires got out of hand,” Hoerner-LeVell said.

They settled in Franklin County’s East Berkshire, where LeVell, a serial entrepreneur, bought a long-shuttered, late 19th-century general store and ice cream shop. Her mission, accomplished with the help of the then-teenage Hoerner-LeVell, was to restore its original identity as “a small-town social hub with edible treats of all kinds.”

Barn Owl Bistro & Goods opened in November 2021, and the pair soon undertook a second project in nearby Enosburg Falls, launching Bumblebee Bistro in August 2023.

The lunch, dinner and weekend brunch destination is airy and high-ceilinged, all whitewash and wood. Vintage touches include 1930s-era luncheonette plates, lamps and silverware — every item thrifted. Classic folk-rock plays on the sound system, and graceful plants from Hoerner-LeVell’s side business, Plant Attic, green up the room.

Mother and daughter led the opening team as comanagers. Hoerner-LeVell’s younger sister, Merren, helped serve, and two established Vermont chefs ran the kitchen. But, LeVell said, they “didn’t have the passion that customers expect from a family-owned restaurant.” After six months, Hoerner-LeVell — still a teen — took over the kitchen, her way.

“We both knew she could do it and do it well,” LeVell said.

The young chef focused on what she calls “craveables.” The wide-ranging menu encompasses burgers, hot and cold sandwiches, mac and cheese, tacos, ramen, wings, salads, and belly-busting “mash bowls.” The bowls (from $13) boast a base of buttery mashed spuds piled with roasted vegetables, cheese and a choice of protein — fried chicken to meatballs — topped with ladles of gravy.

Half-pound burgers (from $12.75) are brawny and ineffably beefy, with topping combos ranging from barbecue sauce with a fried onion ring to caramelized onions, mushrooms and Swiss cheese. Satisfying sandwiches include the Gardener ($12.50), stacked high with veggies, hummus and goat cheese, and an aioli-slathered turkey-cheddar melt

($12.50) with house maple-bacon jam — “which improves nearly everything,” Hoerner-LeVell said.

Hefty wraps cradle fillings such as falafel and hummus ($12.75); the gyro ($13.75) is made with the traditional Greek blend of lamb and beef with garlicky tzatziki. Supersize salads are served untossed, the better to admire their fresh, abundant ingredients, such as hillocks of ham, turkey, bacon and cheddar in the chef’s salad ($16.25).

Crackly-crusted, creamy-cored goat

accents from other cuisines — a kick of chipotle, perhaps, or a bright, fresh herb.

Fine-tuning a dish in a professional kitchen usually entails tasting with a long-handled spoon. But making her culinary accomplishments even more remarkable is the fact that, frequently, Hoerner-LeVell can’t taste her dishes. Allergies to gluten and dairy, which emerged in her tween years, nix even a lick.

But, like a winemaker or perfumer, she has trained her olfactory sense such that “smelling something is as good as tasting it,” she claimed. “Even salt.” Guided by her nose, she can re-create flavor combinations she tasted pre-allergies. “Taste memory is like muscle memory,” she said.

Hoerner-LeVell recalled being 3 or 4 years old, stuffing juicy, ripe blackberries from a neighbor’s bush into her mouth. “I

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didn’t have the words for perfection, but I somehow knew that this was it,” she said.

The chef channels that memory into sourcing for Bumblebee’s seasonally propelled menu, which is locally provisioned “way beyond maple syrup and Cabot cheddar,” she said. Some ingredients come from just up Route 105, such as goat cheese from Enosburg Falls’ Boston Post Dairy and greenhouse-grown produce from Bakersfield’s Finn & Roots.

cheese balls constitute an appetizer ($12 for eight) and are the marquee item in the crispy goat cheese salad ($16.25) with pickled onions and spiced pumpkin seeds. The contrast of the cheese balls’ salty, garlicky crust and smooth tang has proven popular: Hoerner-LeVell produces 600 weekly.

“My kitchen is my lab, where the ideas flow,” the chef said. She starts with a basic recipe and improvises, aiming for balanced yet distinct flavors and contrasting textures. Her riffs on comfort classics deftly deploy

These days, things are buzzing at Bumblebee, where devoted customers come from all over northern Vermont and even southern Québec to pack its 32 seats. In January, LeVell and her daughter moved Barn Owl’s barista lounge, yards of penny candy jars and chocolate truffle displays next door to Bumblebee and connected them by way of a shared accessible entrance ramp.

The pair are working on adding vintage stools for seating at the bistro’s bar, where the maple-chipotle Bloody Mary ($12.50) starts with freshly juiced house-roasted tomatoes. It contains neither gluten nor dairy, but the executive chef hasn’t tasted it. She’s under 21. ➆

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Foundation semifinalist for Best Chef: Northeast for his menu at the nowclosed Paradiso Hi-Fi in Burlington. Tolstoi, 39, said he will become the restaurant’s sole owner.

The transition will start in midMay with the two chefs overlapping, followed by a gradual shift to a new menu by Tavelli. The goal remains to provide “casual fare with Micah’s twist on it,” Tolstoi said. “If you have to plate

Mad Taco Parks a Food Truck at Gardener’s Supply in Shelburne

On April 17, the MAD TACO opened a food truck behind the seasonal GARDENER’S SUPPLY outpost at 2545 Shelburne Road. The local Mexican biz takes over for MORGAN BROOK FARM, which operated the food truck on the site of the torn-down Sirloin Saloon in 2023 and 2024.

The truck serves a smaller menu than the Mad Taco restaurants in Waitsfield, Montpelier, Middlebury and Essex, owner JOEY NAGY said, and aims to have orders ready in five minutes or less.

To start, customers can choose from tacos, burritos and quesadillas with fillings such as beef, carnitas, smoked chicken, smoked pork and roasted yam. The menu will rotate all summer, with regular specials and new menu concepts.

“We’re going to use the truck as a test kitchen,” Nagy said. “It’s our Shelburne taco incubator.”

The Mad Taco had a food truck on the road in the past, but this one will remain stationary and open as long as weather allows, likely through the end of October.

anything with tweezers, this is not the place for that,” he added with a laugh.

Since Paradiso Hi-Fi shuttered abruptly in July, Tavelli has been cooking at various Chittenden County restaurants and doing pop-up events as INTO THE WOLF’S MOUTH. Most recently, he has spent a couple of months at LEO & CO. in Essex.

Tavelli said he is excited to have a place to cook his own food again. “I just want to cook good food at a place I can be happy to come to work,” he said. “Snacky and fun is what I’m going for.”

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It will “test the market” for a potential brick-and-mortar restaurant along the busy Route 7 corridor in the Shelburne area, Nagy said. Sharing the outdoor space with Gardener’s Supply’s Shelburne nursery — which opened last spring, selling plants and a small selection of garden tools — is “a nice symbiotic relationship,” he said.

The Mad Taco truck is open Thursday through Sunday, 11 a.m. to 7 p.m., with picnic table seating. The truck has no phone, but online ordering is available.

Speaking of which, Montpelier customers can now order their tacos online and get them delivered to nearby CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS, Nagy said. Mad Taco also stocks the dive bar with pre-rolled late-night burritos. Jordan Barry

Carnitas tacos and salsa at the Mad Taco truck

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Steakhouse Secret

Burlington is not a steakhouse town. Farmto-table restaurants? Check. Brewpubs? Check. Artisanal pizza joints? Check, check, check. But if you seek a classic steakhouse with aged, Midwest-raised, corn-fed, certiﬁed prime beef, EB Strong’s Prime Steakhouse owns the Queen City game.

Not much of a steakhouse-goer myself, I have eaten there only a few times over its 13-year tenure at the top of Church Street. But recently a friend mentioned that a restaurant-industry pal raves about EB Strong’s burger. “I hear it’s excellent with the house martini,” she texted. e endorsement went beyond the food, she added: “We were talking resto vibes, too.”

e unexpected pairing at a classy downtown steakhouse appealed instantly. I gradually have come to appreciate martinis as my younger self always yearned to, seeking to appear a sophisticate. I’m always up for a great burger, and, according to EB Strong’s online menu, theirs is made with local beef and served with hand-cut fries.

When I dug into the Seven Days archives and found a glowing 2013 review for what sounded like the same burger for $16, I was further intrigued. In 12 years, the price has increased only $3.

On a Tuesday night, my friend and I settled at a high-top table at the back end of the bar. It offered a close-up view of bartenders in neat black shirts and ties mixing and garnishing drinks with expert moves. Cue those promised steakhouse vibes.

Our well-balanced martinis ($16 including a $1 up-charge for Tanqueray, as preferred by my friend) arrived so full that we couldn’t raise them for a toast — though that might have appeared unsophisticated.

As we sipped, a group of heavily cologned men walked past, heading to the private dining room. I later learned it features a large framed portrait of president Richard Nixon. EB Strong’s co-owner Tim Halvorson, 65, said he bought the poster for 99 cents and hung it with irony. “I thought it might be fodder for conversation,” he said.

EB Strong’s has always been serious

about the burger, though, and it shows. e fat, juicy and perfectly cooked patty is stacked with Shelburne Farms cheddar, fried pickles, bacon aioli, lettuce and tomato in a glossy, sturdy bun that cradles all the juicy, crunchy, lushly savory deliciousness without falling apart. Slender, herb-scattered fries come with a craveable black garlic steak sauce. My martini’s cool, sharp edge played beautiful counterpoint to all the richness.

MY MARTINI’S COOL, SHARP EDGE PLAYED BEAUTIFUL COUNTERPOINT TO ALL THE RICHNESS.

Being able to order a wholly satisfying, beefy main dish for $19 at a steakhouse feels like discovering a secret. e burger’s purpose is “to let people feel that there’s a casual side” to the steakhouse and offer something a little lighter on the wallet, Halvorson said.

e burger has remained essentially the same since the restaurant opened, Halvorson said, starting with the decision to feature beef from the Japanese Wagyu breed known for its luxurious fat marbling and buttery ﬂavor. After years of sourcing Wagyu from out of state, Halvorson and his wife, Kristin, were delighted to ﬁnd Full Moon Wagyu in Panton about a year ago and brought their burger home.

Farmer Nancy Zylstra has been raising a small herd of 100 percent full-blood Wagyu on hay, pasture and corn silage since 2012. “It’s a half-time living,” she joked, noting that she works as a bookkeeper, too. Zylstra sends about 10 animals to slaughter annually and sells high-end cuts to specialty markets on Nantucket and Martha’s Vineyard. Locally, Shelburne Meat & Fish Market stocks her steaks, mostly during grilling season. Some midrange cuts and ground beef go to the Middlebury Natural Foods Co-op and Montpelier’s Hunger Mountain Co-op.

Zylstra said she was thrilled to get into a restaurant, a market she has found tough to crack, though she has yet to try the EB Strong’s burger. Like many livestock farmers, she stays close to home to tend her herd.

“I don’t get out of Panton much,” Zylstra admitted. ➆

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Truth and Friction

Book review: Coram House, Bailey Seybolt

BY MARGOT HARRISON • margot@sevendaysvt.com

Journalists tend to get a bad rap in suspense fiction, portrayed as stubborn interlopers dogging the detectives or rubberneckers harassing crime victims. So it’s always refreshing to read a thriller that foregrounds storytellers and their particular dilemmas, such as Gillian Flynn’s Sharp Objects, Rebecca Makkai’s I Have Some Questions for You and now Coram House, the debut from Burlington-area author Bailey Seybolt.

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The novel’s narrator is a disgraced true crime writer named Alex Kelley. And the story with which she hopes to redeem herself is ripped from Vermont headlines: the dark legacy of a former orphanage where generations of children were abused.

Seybolt clarifies the connection between her ﬁctional Coram House and Burlington’s real-life St. Joseph’s Catholic Orphanage in an author’s note. Locals will recognize the Rock Point location and the outlines of the story: the victims’ lawsuits that led to a settlement decades after the orphanage’s closure, the eventual transformation of the building into an apartment complex and the haunting but still unsubstantiated allegations that the nuns murdered children in their care.

Among the former St. Joseph’s residents who made such allegations was a certain Sally Dale. In the ﬁctional rendering of Coram House, a girl named Sarah Dale tells a di erent but likewise harrowing tale, which serves as prologue to the main narrative. In 1968, Sarah watches from a hilltop as a nun and a fellow resident toss a boy into the lake for a “swimming lesson.” The boy is never seen again. In the novel’s present day, Alex’s fascination with Coram House grows as she does research for a book about the case, reading the depositions of Sarah and other survivors. In her previous book, she made hasty conclusions that derailed her career. So now she returns to basics, relying on her “ability to ﬁnd the story within a mess of historical documents.”

Having lost her husband three years

earlier, Alex feels the weight of the survivors’ unresolved trauma. But she’s constrained by her ghostwriting contract with the lawyer who represented the former Coram House residents in the late ’80s, and he doesn’t share her faith that the darker allegations hold water. Her potential star witness, Sarah, died years ago. Moreover, the local police seem determined to foil and belittle Alex — even after she discovers a fresh corpse at Rock Point

WE NEVER DOUBT THAT BY REASSEMBLING THE PIECES OF THE CORAM HOUSE PUZZLE, ALEX WILL REASSEMBLE HERSELF AS WELL.

that turns out to be linked to Coram House. Starting from this strong premise, Seybolt takes her plot through twists and turns that should satisfy thriller fans, all leading to an unpredictable but not outlandish conclusion. Alex narrates most of the novel in ﬁrst-person present tense, lending the hectic quality of her obsession to the novel as a whole. “There have been times in my life where I could actually feel it — that

FROM CORAM HOUSE

A man emerges from the trees, tugging a dog’s leash, just beside a sign that says ROCK POINT.

en the trees are gone, replaced by a snowy ﬁeld, dotted with headstones. I pass a brick church, dark and shuttered, too close to the road, which I assume is the church Stedsan mentioned. It feels out of proportion to the landscape around it with its huge neoclassical arches and high bell tower covered in ﬂecks of white paint. More graveyard. en, there it is.

Coram House.

Stedsan had included a grainy black-and-white photo in the materials he’d sent with my contract. But it’s different in person. For one thing, it’s much larger. Four stories of red brick topped with a slate roof, tiles smooth and shiny as the scales of a snake. e wooden front doors must be ten feet high. But even the building is dwarfed by the scale of the lake behind it.

I knew Lake Champlain was big — people call it the inland sea — but I’m still not prepared for the way water stretches forever in either direction, dotted by an occasional island for scale. e mountains on the other side are faint charcoal shapes etched in a gray sky. Unlike the bay just to the south, the water here isn’t frozen. White-capped waves churn the surface. A ferry plods into view, heading for the far shore.

Coram House looms. ere’s no other way to describe it. is desolate graveyard with the sweeping view of the lake beyond like a promised land just out of reach. An island in the middle of a graveyard. How strange it would have been to be a child here.

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warm seeping sensation as the story takes form,” she tells us. “Like the warmth that spreads through your body after that first drink.”

That metaphor is in line with the water imagery that pervades the book, anchored by the central setting of frozen Lake Champlain. But Alex also drinks literally — and copiously — as she pores over documents in her Old North End apartment. She jogs with ruthless abandon, takes stupid risks (by her own admission), muses on good and evil and the persistence of memory, and bugs a handsome cop so often that the reader may start feeling sorry for him. In short, she’s an all-too-familiar type of dysfunctional thriller protagonist, the sort of character who unironically calls herself “broken.”

Writing suspense fiction tends to be a balancing act between the vertiginous nihilism of noir — which questions everything from social institutions to the protagonist’s integrity — and the comforting certainties of genre tropes. Coram House touches on vexing ambiguities whenever it delves into the history of the orphanage — for instance, in its portrait of a nun who might be a savior, a murderer or both.

But by filtering that history through Alex, who isn’t “unreliable” so much as just messy, Seybold ultimately embraces the safety of convention. While our narrator offers deft and colorful descriptions of places and people involved in the case, her internal voice tends toward the boilerplate: “[T]he alarm in my brain is screaming now. Something is wrong.”

The power of good journalism — and good fiction — is to bring coherence to the seeming disorder of reality, and Coram House does satisfy in that department. As the handsome cop scolds Alex, “Motive is just a story. It doesn’t matter if you can prove someone committed a crime.” But we never doubt that by reassembling the pieces of the Coram House puzzle, Alex will reassemble herself as well, using her storytelling talent to amplify voices too long silenced.

A 2018 BuzzFeed News story brought the St. Joseph’s case to national prominence and inspired a new investigation, much as we might imagine Alex’s book doing in Seybolt’s fictional world. In the novel, solving one of the mysteries of Coram House offers Alex and the reader a measure of catharsis. But in real life, that two-year inquiry demonstrated how elusive closure remains. ➆

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VYO Participates in National Celebration of Rhapsody in Blue Centennial

BY MARY ANN LICKTEIG maryann@sevendaysvt.com

The Vermont Youth Orchestra has joined a nationwide effort to commemorate the 100th anniversary of George Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue by premiering a new piano concerto in all 50 states.

Youth musicians will accompany visiting pianist Jeffrey Biegel in the Vermont premiere of Peter Boyer’s Rhapsody in Red, White & Blue as part of the VYO’s season finale concert on Sunday, May 4, at the Flynn in Burlington. The new work offers “a fantastic opportunity for our musicians to explore contemporary classical music with a renowned soloist,” Vermont Youth Orchestra Association music director Mark Alpízar said in a prepared statement.

Biegel, 63, and the student orchestra will also perform Rhapsody in Blue

“I can’t think of a more fun piece to play,” Alpízar told Seven Days of what is considered Gershwin’s best-known work.

Bandleader Paul Whiteman asked the American composer to create a jazz concerto for a February 1924 concert called “An Experiment in Modern Music” in New York City. Legend has it that Gershwin forgot his obligation until seeing a newspaper article about the concert in January. He composed the work in three weeks.

“It’s an iconic piece of music, Rhapsody in Blue, because it reflects the world,” said Biegel, who teaches at the Conservatory of Music of Brooklyn College. Blending jazz and classical elements, the piece represents immigrants and the impact America made on them, he added. “So you’ll hear ethnic dances in there. You’ll hear ragtime and also tips of the hat to classical composers Beethoven and Prokofiev … It’s very much a melting pot.”

To celebrate the composition’s centennial, Biegel collected money to commission Boyer, a 55-year-old Grammy-nominated California composer, to produce a new work. Boyer’s compositions have received over 800 public performances by more than 300 orchestras, with Ellis Island: The Dream of America considered his major work. He has contributed orchestrations to more than 35 feature film scores.

Biegel embarked on a mission to play Boyer’s Rhapsody in Red, White & Blue with an orchestra in every state. He kicked off the tour with the Utah Symphony in June 2023 and has been performing with a wide range of orchestras: community, university, mid-level and top-tier ensembles.

Vermont is the 34th state to host a premiere, and the VYO is among just three youth orchestras on the roster. Young musicians “have fresh energy and adrenaline and excitement, and I wanted them to be part of this process of bringing new music into the world,” Biegel said.

The 74-member VYO includes high school students and three middle schoolers from across Vermont and upstate New York. They will have three rehearsals with Biegel, the same number a professional orchestra would get before performing with a visiting artist, said Alpízar, 39.

The concert, “American Rhapsody,” marks the farewell performance for 29 seniors. The featured senior soloist, South Burlington High School violinist Emma Xia, 17, will perform the first movement from Felix Mendelssohn’s Violin Concerto No. 1 in E Minor.

Rounding out the program are Chen Yi’s Ge Xu (Antiphony) and Florence Price’s Dances in the Canebrakes Boyer’s Rhapsody in Red, White & Blue

keeps the VYO on the cusp of current trends, Alpízar said. The cinematic work feels very American, Biegel added, with a Charleston dance rhythm that reflects Gershwin. Yet the piece doesn’t sound like anything Gershwin wrote, he continued.

“There’s a little jazz-combo section, and then there’s a beautiful, slow, lyrical section, which I call the heart of the piece,” Biegel said. “Then he ends it in a very big, flamboyant way, like fireworks.” ➆

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Early music specialists routinely call Claudio Monteverdi a “towering” composer. Besides inventing opera as we know it, the Italian single-handedly bridged the Western music tradition’s Renaissance and baroque styles. His most famous piece? Vespers of 1610, aka Vespers for the Blessed Virgin, a setting of the canonical evening prayers in Latin whose musical innovations continue to astonish 400 years later.

As it happens, Vermont has a singing group named for the guy: Green Mountain Monteverdi Ensemble of Vermont — a chuckle-inducing feat of redundancy that plays off the literal translation of monti verdi (“green mountains”). Founded by bass Stephen Falbel in 2012, the ensemble has performed works by Monteverdi, Johann Sebastian Bach, Thomas Tallis, William Byrd, and other Renaissance and baroque composers in roughly one concert per year — but never Vespers

Green Mountain Monteverdi will finally take on its namesake’s seminal work in two concerts this weekend, on Saturday, May 3, at Christ Episcopal Church in Montpelier and Sunday, May

4, at Burlington’s Cathedral Church of St. Paul. Directed by Falbel and Nathaniel Lew, the performances are the group’s largest yet. Nine of Falbel’s singers and 11 more from the Counterpoint chorus, which Lew directs, will join an 11-member

instrumental ensemble. Period instruments include a cornetto, a recorder, a sackbut (an early trombone) and a theorbo (an oversize lute).

Falbel had originally planned to feature Monteverdi’s Vespers for the chorus’ 10th

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anniversary concert, but the pandemic caused an extended interruption. These performances will be the group’s first since 2021.

Meanwhile, the Green Mountains have echoed with Vespers performances: Upper Valley Baroque performed the work in April 2023 in Randolph, in a lavish production that featured Calais soprano Mary Bonhag; and Eric Milnes’ inaugural Burlington Baroque Festival in September 2024 opened with it.

The recent flowering has only solidified Falbel’s desire to present the work anew. Over coffee at the North Branch Café in Montpelier, the director and his wife, Lindsey Warren — a soprano member and early music specialist who helps with programming, production and publicity — pointed out that their group’s perfor mances, unlike the others, will feature only Vermont singers.

The historical difficulties of the piece go beyond the fact that “no one marked tempos back then,” Lew added. “The notation is different, with weird sets of clefs, and there’s the question of what key to sing it in. Baroque pitch is lower than standard pitch; research suggests Monteverdi was higher than standard. Stephen is really knowledgeable about all this stuff.”

To accommodate the key shift, organist Lynette Combs will play a portable organ that automatically transposes the pitch.

In any case, Monteverdi’s Vespers is “one of my favorite pieces of music of all time,” Falbel, 58, declared. A transportation planning consultant by day, he was first introduced to early music while singing in Harvard University’s Glee Club.

“My relationship with this piece goes back 40 years,” he continued. “I’ve collected 12 recordings and have gone to six or eight performances.” He’s also performed it twice, including in 2010 with the former Burlington chorus Oriana Singers, under director Bill Metcalfe.

Deep immersion in Vespers has inspired a certain approach to its realization that Falbel said he has yet to hear in performance.

“What differs is, I come at this from the older side,” he said. “I consider Monteverdi as a Renaissance composer who is breaking new ground with these techniques. It’s a revelation, what he’s doing. Whereas someone coming from Bach would say he’s a not-quite baroque composer.”

Such biases have resulted in recordings in which, for example, “the tempos are all over the place,” Falbel opined. “Some directors take things really fast. We keep a steady tempo.”

Lew, 57, a tenor who will be singing the work for the first time and directing two movements while Falbel steps away to sing, described the structure of Vespers as based on Gregorian chant lines in the choral parts, around which soloists perform more elaborate melodies.

The singers, meanwhile, face a daunting score — especially the six tenors, who are “the main star of the show,” Falbel said. When the director assigned tenor Adam Hall of Burlington a significant solo role, he gave him plenty of notice.

“Adam is a terrific musician, and he can definitely wing things, but this is not wingable music,” Falbel explained. Hall, 47, confirmed during a phone call that “this is for sure the hardest thing I’ve ever sung, and I’ve been singing professionally for 30 years.” The tenor has been with Green Mountain Monteverdi since its first concert and jokingly described the group as “the Vermont Avengers of baroque music,” noting that its singular focus on one program a year results in members’ unique passion and dedication.

Part of Vespers’ difficulty comes from its “ridiculous amount of ornamentation,” Hall said. Monteverdi often wrote these out rather than leaving them up to the singer, he said, “so you see a lot of 64th notes in very quick succession.” Certain trills are so fast they have to be produced with the throat rather than the breath and sound “like a machine gun.” A standard melisma, the technique of singing a single syllable over multiple notes, is “that times a million” in Monteverdi, he said.

Despite its difficulty, Lew added, “It’s just glorious music. The reason to do it is not just that it’s really different from the music before and after, but it’s uniquely expressive. There’s never been a composer who’s more emotionally expressive.” ➆

Green Mountain Monteverdi Ensemble of Vermont presents Monteverdi’s Vespers of 1610 on Saturday, May 3, 7 p.m., at Christ Episcopal Church in Montpelier and Sunday, May 4, 4 p.m., at Cathedral of St. Paul in Burlington. $20-35. gmmev.org

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Waitsfield’s Big Picture Theater & Café to Reopen as a Nonprofit

BY HANNAH FEUER

The Big Picture Theater & Café is getting a second act.

The Waitsfield destination for dinner and a movie temporarily shuttered last fall after struggling to bounce back from the pandemic shutdowns and staffing difficulties. Now, the Big Picture is set to reopen on May 1 — with a new nonprofit model the community hopes will secure its financial future.

Former co-owner Claudia Becker wouldn’t permanently close the theater’s doors without a fight, according to board member Beth Schoellkopf. An outpouring of community support since the shutdown furthered her drive to find a way to save the beloved movie theater, which had been in business for 18 years.

The revived venue will be called the Big Picture Community Hub for the Arts, supported by the nonprofit Bigger Picture Community Fund. But Schoellkopf expects it will still be popularly known as “the Big Pic.”

The restaurant and bar will remain a for-profit enterprise, subleasing its space from the nonprofit.

Many of the same staff will work there, including former general manager Kevin McMillion. The 54-year-old, who worked at the Big Picture since its inception, said he practically raised his kids at the movie theater.

“It was heartbreaking when we had to close,” he said. “So we’re really excited that this is all coming together.”

Schoellkopf said the new model was inspired by a February article in the New York Times about a growing number of small-town movie theaters converting to nonprofits. Competition with at-home streaming services has made it increasingly difficult for community theaters to turn a profit — as Vermonters can attest. Many are still mourning the closure of Burlington’s Merrill’s Roxy Cinemas last November and South Burlington’s Palace 9 Cinemas the year before.

Accepting tax-deductible donations through the nonprofit model, she said, will allow it more fully to embrace that mission and to host more community-oriented programming.

Upcoming events include a dance party on Saturday, June 28; a screening of the documentary Zero Limits followed by a conversation with “quantum healing” expert Lisa Schermerhorn on Friday, July 18; and a weeklong summer camp starting Monday, July 21, where kids can learn the fundamentals of animation.

The Big Picture will also screen movies five days a week, making use of its two roughly 90-seat theaters to broaden its previous focus on new releases. One screen will feature the latest titles, while the other will be dedicated to film festivals, special events and children’s programming. In May, showtimes will be limited to evenings, but Schoellkopf said the theater may expand to earlier hours based on demand for children’s films.

The nonprofit will operate with a tiered membership structure. A $200 annual adult membership, for example, grants moviegoers discounts on special events, half-price popcorn with every movie and one free ticket to an event of choice. Among the theater’s supporters is three-time Grammy-nominated singersongwriter Grace Potter, who grew up in the Mad River Valley and is a member of the nonprofit’s advisory committee.

To date, about 75 people have purchased memberships. The nonprofit is targeting 200 to 300 members by year’s end. If that milestone is met, it will launch a capital campaign next year to purchase the building from co-owners Becker and Eugene Jarecki.

Other details are still in flux. The café is in the process of recruiting a chef for the full-service restaurant, tentatively set to open on June 15. And McMillion is debating the return of maple doughnuts, a former Big Picture staple.

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“COVID moved people into their living rooms in such a dramatic way. What theaters are learning is that they have to be more than just theaters,” Schoellkopf said. “They have to have community spaces.”

The Big Picture, she added, has always aimed to “feel like your living room,” a place not just to see a movie but also to grab a coffee and catch up with neighbors.

An opening-day celebration on Thursday, May 1, will feature lawn games, music by the folk band Phineas Gage, a movie screening, and a ticketed concert with Kat Wright & Brett Hughes. ➆

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The Studio ★★★★

If you’re like me, you don’t intentionally accumulate streaming subscriptions — you sign up to watch just one thing and then conveniently forget to cancel when you’re done. I reactivated Apple TV+ for the long-delayed second season of the brilliant “Severance,” a must for fans of dystopian science ﬁction and absurdist workplace satire. But when my show was over, I stuck around to sample “The Studio,” from the comedy team of Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg (Superbad, Pineapple Express). The seventh episode (of 10) of this stylish sitcom about Hollywood debuts on Wednesday, April 30.

The deal

The guard is changing at Continental Studios, a venerable ﬁlm factory housed in a grandiose Mayan Revival building. When longtime studio head Patty Leigh (Catherine O’Hara) is fired, ambitious younger executive Matt Remick (Rogen) is tapped to replace her. First, however, CEO Gri n Mill (Bryan Cranston) makes Matt promise to green-light a big-budget, fourquadrant (i.e., all-ages) movie based on the Kool-Aid IP. Barbie for Kool-Aid, as it were.

This plan wouldn’t trouble Matt’s buddy and rival Sal Saperstein (Ike Barinholtz), who cheerfully parrots the CEO’s refrain that Continental makes “movies, not ﬁlms.” But Matt fancies himself a cinephile. Dreaming of winning Oscars and running the most “talent-friendly” studio in Hollywood, he ﬁnds nothing more exciting than hanging out on set.

But Matt’s attempts to foster artistic expression have a way of going hilariously awry. For instance, when Martin Scorsese (playing himself) pitches a gritty drama about the Jonestown tragedy, the new studio head hatches what he believes is a brilliant scheme to transform the mandated Kool-Aid movie into awards bait. You can guess how that goes.

Will you like it?

If you’re a fan of Hollywood satire, you recognize CEO “Gri n Mill” as a nod to the protagonist of Robert Altman’s 1992 The Player. Director-cocreators Rogen and Goldberg are hyperaware of the tradition they’re working in, which dates back at least as far as 1950’s Sunset Boulevard. Like Altman, they stud their stories with casual celebrity cameos — Anthony Mackie, Ron Howard, Charlize Theron — and winking metaﬁctional elements.

For instance, the brilliantly choreographed episode “The Oner,” in which Matt can’t stop disrupting a director’s attempt to capture a time-sensitive shot in one take, is itself a “oner.” The heavierhanded “The Missing Reel,” in which a director insists on shooting her neo-noir drama on ﬁlm, is styled like a noir.

But there’s a big difference between Altman’s satire and “The Studio.” Where Tim Robbins’ “player” character was suave and amoral, Matt is earnest, bu oonish and prone to pratfalls. He’s a fanboy who thinks he’s living out the dream of being able to fund his heroes’ artistic e orts, only to learn his job is actually to crush them.

If you stop after the ﬁrst episode — as I nearly did — you may dismiss the comedy of “The Studio” as overly broad. Has any studio head in the history of Hollywood been dense enough to think the makers of Kool-Aid would want their product’s name on a Jonestown movie? The episode forces us into the position of cheering on the odious head of marketing (Kathryn Hahn, complete with trendy threads and TikTok vocabulary) as she tries to dissuade Matt from his awful plan.

Maybe Matt’s ﬂoundering is the point, though, because studios themselves now seem a little absurd, like vestiges of

another time. In the context of a postpandemic streaming show, Matt’s e ort to make a Kool-Aid franchise artistically relevant takes on the tragicomic dimensions of Don Quixote tilting at windmills in a doomed quest to restore chivalry. The underlying joke of “The Studio” is that the guy most eager to save the movies is sabotaging them at every turn.

O’Hara shines as Patty, a gravel-voiced harpy with a heart who serves as Matt’s mentor, urging him to accept that his dream factory is a “meat grinder.” But Matt struggles to reconcile himself to sausage making. In “The Oner,” his insistence on contributing to the artistic process causes havoc. In “The Note,” his reluctance to deliver negative feedback to a celebrity results in a comically escalating battle of egos.

Some episodes of “The Studio” are stronger than others. So far, most of the characters could use more development. But the hectic style — every scene is shot in one take with a single camera — ﬁts the harried hero. And when the show’s satire is on, it’s on.

In the sixth episode, Matt’s date with a doctor brings him face-to-face with the reality that people outside the biz now ﬁnd his job not glamorous but irrelevant. It’s a

bitter pill to swallow, whether for a studio head or a cinephile. “The Studio” has a potent message for fans of the traditional cinema experience: In a time of growing scarcity, art and commerce need each other to survive.

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IF YOU LIKE THIS, TRY…

“THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW” (90 episodes, 1992-1998; Max, YouTube Primetime, rentable): In interviews, Rogen and Goldberg name as their main inspiration this behind-the-scenes sitcom about a ﬁctional late-night talk show.

“THE COMEBACK” (21 episodes, 20052014; Max, YouTube Primetime, rentable): Another inﬂuence on “ e Studio” was this wickedly funny mockumentary series in which Lisa Kudrow plays a washed-up TV star trying to revive her career with a reality show.

THE PLAYER (1992; Kanopy, Max, YouTube Primetime, rentable): Robert Altman kicked off the modern tradition of pitch-dark Hollywood satire with this ﬁlm in which a studio exec’s clash with a screenwriter escalates to murder.

Bryan Cranston and Seth Rogen play movie moguls in a satirical streaming series.

NEW IN THEATERS

BOB TREVINO LIKES IT: A lonely young woman makes an online friend who shares her dad’s name in this festival favorite comedy-drama from Tracie Laymon, starring Barbie Ferreira and John Leguizamo. (101 min, PG-13. Catamount)

THE SURFER: Local bullies terrorize a surfer (Nicolas Cage) returning to the beach of his childhood in this psychological thriller from Lorcan Finnegan (Vivarium). (100 min, R. Essex)

THUNDERBOLTS*: In the latest Marvel Cinematic Universe entry, a team of anti-heroes must band together on a perilous mission. Florench Pugh, Lewis Pullman and Sebastian Stan star; Jake Schreier (Robot & Frank) directed. (126 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Star, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

CURRENTLY PLAYING

THE ACCOUNTANT 2HHH If you’ve been waiting for the return of Ben Affleck playing a brilliant number cruncher with autism who’s also an ass-kicking action hero, this one’s for you. (132 min, R. Bijou, Capitol, City Cinema, Essex, Majestic, Star, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

THE AMATEURHH1/2 Rami Malek plays a CIA tech guy who becomes an action guy after terrorists kill his wife in this spy thriller. With Rachel Brosnahan. (123 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic)

THE BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLANDHHHH A lottery winner hires his favorite folk musicians for a private performance in this comedy starring Tom Basden, Tim Key and Carey Mulligan. (99 min, PG-13. Savoy)

CHEECH AND CHONG’S LAST MOVIEHHH1/2 David Bushell’s documentary chronicles the long career of classic stoner comedy duo Tommy Chong and Cheech Marin. (123 min, R. Essex)

DROPHHH1/2 A widow (Meghann Fahy) on a date starts getting threatening messages from an unknown number in this thriller directed by Christopher Landon (Freaky). (100 min, PG-13. Majestic)

THE KING OF KINGSHH Oscar Isaac voices Jesus in this animated retelling of the gospels, also starring Pierce Brosnan and Kenneth Branagh and directed by Seong-ho Jang. (104 min, PG. City Cinema)

THE LEGEND OF OCHIHHH1/2 A24 expands into a younger market with this fantastical adventure about a girl (Helena Zengel) who befriends one of the creatures she’s been taught to fear. With Willem Dafoe and Emily Watson. Isaiah Saxon directed. (96 min, PG. Essex, Majestic, Playhouse, Savoy)

A MINECRAFT MOVIEHH1/2 Jack Black plays an “expert crafter” who gives his assistance to four oddballs trapped in a cubic wonderland in this video game adaptation. (101 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol, City Cinema, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Paramount, Star, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

ON SWIFT HORSESHHH A woman is tempted by her husband’s brother in this romantic period piece from Daniel Minahan, starring Daisy Edgar-Jones and Jacob Elordi. (117 min, R. Capitol)

SINNERSHHHH1/2 In this supernatural horror film set in 1932, twin brothers (Michael B. Jordan) return to their hometown to find unexpected evil. Ryan Coogler (Black Panther) directed. (137 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Paramount, Stowe, Sunset; reviewed 4/23)

UNTIL DAWNHHH1/2 Think Groundhog Day in a haunted house, with a group of friends trying to break out of a bloody time loop. David F. Sandberg (Lights Out) directed the horror flick; Ella Rubin and Odessa A’zion star. (103 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Star, Sunset)

WARFAREHHHH Navy SEALs go on a mission in Iraq in this real-time war film directed by Ray Mendoza (who based it on his own experiences) and Alex Garland. (95 min, R. Majestic)

THE WEDDING BANQUETHHH1/2 In this remake of the 1993 rom-com, a traditional Korean wedding celebration complicates a gay man’s plans for a green card marriage. Bowen Yang and Lily Gladstone star. (102 min, R. Savoy)

A WORKING MANHHH Jason Statham plays a construction worker dad who pulls out his particular set of skills to fight human traffickers in this action flick from David Ayer (The Beekeeper). (116 min, R. Sunset)

OLDER FILMS AND SPECIAL SCREENINGS

BEYOND BARS (Savoy, Wed 30 only)

THE BIRDCAGE (Catamount, Wed 30 only)

CAN’T LOOK AWAY: THE CASE AGAINST SOCIAL MEDIA (Savoy, Sat only)

CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD (Sunset)

CONCLAVE (Majestic)

THE MONKEY (Sunset)

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL 50TH ANNIVERSARY (Essex, Sun & Wed 7 only)

TOUS LES SOLEILS (Catamount, Wed 7 only)

OPEN THEATERS

(* = upcoming schedule for theater was not available at press time)

BIJOU CINEPLEX 4: 107 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-3293, bijou4.com

*CAPITOL SHOWPLACE: 93 State St., Montpelier, 229-0343, fgbtheaters.com

CATAMOUNT ARTS: 115 Eastern Ave., St. Johnsbury, 748-2600, catamountarts.org

*CITY CINEMA: 137 Waterfront Plaza, Newport, 334-2610, citycinemanewport.com

ESSEX CINEMAS & T-REX THEATER: 21 Essex Way, Suite 300, Essex, 879-6543, essexcinemas.com

MAJESTIC 10: 190 Boxwood St., Williston, 878-2010, majestic10.com

MARQUIS THEATER: 65 Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841, middleburymarquis.com.

*PARAMOUNT TWIN CINEMA: 241 N. Main St., Barre, 479-9621, fgbtheaters.com

PLAYHOUSE MOVIE THEATRE: 11 S. Main St., Randolph, 728-4012, playhouseflicks.com

SAVOY THEATER: 26 Main St., Montpelier, 229-0598, savoytheater.com

THE SCREENING ROOM @ VTIFF: 60 Lake St., Ste. 1C, Burlington, 660-2600, vtiff.org

STAR THEATRE: 17 Eastern Ave., St. Johnsbury, 748-9511, stjaytheatre.com

*STOWE CINEMA 3PLEX: 454 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678, stowecinema.com

SUNSET DRIVE-IN: 155 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 862-1800, sunsetdrivein.com

WELDEN THEATRE: 104 N. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888, weldentheatre.com

Julian McMahon in The Surfer

How to Wear Purple

Anne Sarcka’s paintings radiate energy and experimentation STORY ALICE DODGE • adodge@sevendaysvt.com | PHOTOS JEB WALLACE-BRODEUR

In her 1961 poem “Warning,” Jenny Joseph writes, “When I am an old woman I shall wear purple / … And make up for the sobriety of my youth.” She describes an anticipated freedom: to ignore social conventions and do whatever she damn well pleases.

Montpelier painter Anne Sarcka, who turns 95 this weekend, wore purple at the April opening of “Life Reflections: Adventures in Painting,” her solo show on view through June 27 at the Vermont Supreme Court Gallery. While it seems unlikely that she would ever, as the poem says, “pick the flowers in other people’s gardens / And learn to spit,” Sarcka’s approach to painting is to follow her impulses, boldly experimenting with composition, color and technique in a way that signals she, too, is gloriously unconstrained.

The show brings together paintings made since 2007, when Sarcka, then 77, started taking classes in acrylics with Charlotte painter Cameron Davis in the University of Vermont’s continuing education program. That makes the exhibition a kind of retrospective, although it also contains

works created as recently as this year. Many are on loan from friends and family, o ering the public a rare chance to see them.

Subjects include landscapes, figurative pieces and abstractions. Sarcka said in a phone conversation that these aren’t separate bodies of work. “Lots of times,” she said, “I have no idea what it’s going to turn into, and then I just see what evolves as I work.” During the opening, Sarcka described how she’ll often “just put up a piece of canvas and start scribbling — and turn it — and maybe do that for a few days, or a few weeks, or a few months. And eventually, there’s something on there that really interests me.”

Those interests are made clear by the way the curators have hung the show to highlight conversation between pieces. “Water Rising,” a large abstract work from 2011, features an o -center bright white vertical stripe cutting through a darker palette, reminiscent of one of Barnett Newman’s “zips,” with round shapes anchoring it to the base of the picture plane. Next to it on the wall, “Millstone Hill Fantasy,” from the same year, foregrounds o -center white birch trees. This time, square chunks of granite near the bottom

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT’S GOING TO TURN INTO, AND THEN I JUST SEE WHAT EVOLVES.

ANNE SARCKA

frame a deep blue quarry pool. The abstract work and the landscape are solving the same visual puzzle, each through a di erent lens.

Sometimes Sarcka’s puzzles are rooted in color. “Mountain Melodies” uses a palette of bright orange, ocher, peach and olive green, o set by dark blue and a bit of lavender, to depict a fauvist landscape

with dancing trees. Everything is jauntily in motion. “Midnight Visions,” meanwhile, uses a similar palette to create a much darker, more foreboding sort of abstraction. There’s a near-suggestion of a body, but mostly the shapes bounce off each other, creating bright patches that jostle up against black forms.

One such echo links two works that are otherwise very di erent. “Ice Out,” a small painting from 2020, portrays an almost abstract landscape. Instead of the melty colors its title might suggest, vermilion mountains are reﬂected in a black-andwhite jumble of cracking ice. Sarcka has used a pattern like stenciled tread marks

“Mountain Melodies”

“Woman in Red and White”

throughout, creating a dynamic, violent composition.

Across the gallery, “Woman in Red and White” poses on a black chair, the lean of her shoulder and twist of her torso beautifully articulated. Her body is partially outlined with dark blue, recalling Alice Neel’s portraits. Where “Ice Out” sounds an alarm, similar colors here describe a visibly relaxed, though still energized, subject.

A strong sense of physicality runs through the exhibition. “Tallahassee Reflections” has the intensity of a pastel drawing, frenetic brushwork distinguishing between branches and the blurred surface of a pond. Many of the pieces in the show are large scale, up to 3 by 5 feet, with room for bold strokes and gestures. Sarcka said she adores working big, though it’s inconvenient: “I love getting my whole body into the painting, big arm motions and stuff.”

Both from her work and in conversation, it’s clear that Sarcka is always learning. Her family came to Vermont from Finland to labor in marble quarries in Proctor starting in the late 19th century. After her grandfather was blinded doing that work, she said, her father dropped out of school and started a job running errands for the stonemasons, eventually becoming a sculptor

himself. She thinks that’s what prompted her to take sculpture at the Putney School as a teenager.

Later, Sarcka attended classes at Antioch College in Ohio and the Art Students League in New York before starting her career in social work and nonprofits, including at the Vermont Arts Council. In retirement, she spent many years learning pastels as part of the late Warren artist Billy Brauer’s longtime life drawing group. She ended up taking Davis’ acrylics class seven years running.

By email, Davis noted Sarcka’s influence on the other students: “She helped to loosen their inhibitions, encouraging through her example to just try something out, letting whatever happened signal the next move.”

A spirit of experimentation comes through clearly in the works on view. Some incorporate sand or collaged tissue paper. “Peaceful Spot,” from 2024, describes a landscape in ocher, pink and deep blue. Drippy washes of paint portray an overcast sky, while collaged cheesecloth — unique to this painting — adds depth and texture to rocks in the foreground.

Sarcka’s energy is contagious. Though a retrospective is by its nature focused on the artist, at her gallery reception Sarcka

turned her attention to the audience, asking how many of us make art, or used to make art, or would maybe like to make art. “My question to you is: What would it take for you to get started?” she said. “Just try it, and see what happens.” ➆ INFO

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“Life Reflections: Adventures in Painting” by Anne Sarcka, on view through June 27 at the Vermont Supreme Court Gallery in Montpelier. curator.vermont.gov/vermont-supreme-

“Singin’ the Blues”

Nursery School: A New Mural Springs Up in Bristol

BY ALICE DODGE • adodge@sevendaysvt.com

The proverb says, “It takes a village to raise a child.” But for an Addison County project, it’s been more like four villages, two business owners and one artist.

This April break, muralist Matt Denton worked with 80 kids from Bristol, New Haven, Starksboro and Monkton to create a mural on the front of a greenhouse at the Bristol Collaborative Campus.

Locals may know the site as the former home of Pine Tree Gardens, a plant nursery run by the Heffernan family for 64 years. Silas Clark, who grew up in Monkton, purchased the property in 2023. He and his partner, Megan Walsh, rechristened the garden business Bristol Botanical Nursery, which together with their farmstand and a future food-focused nonprofit will occupy the whole campus.

Clark and Walsh envision the property

OPENINGS + RECEPTIONS

ADAM THERRIEN: “From a Mustard Seed,” a solo show presented by the artist as part of a senior capstone project in the Art and Design program. Reception: Wednesday, April 30, 6 p.m. McCarthy Art Gallery, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, through May 2. Info, bcollier@smcvt.edu.

‘BIRDS AND MYTH’: A group exhibition of works centered on birds as myths, meanings, metaphors and guides. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, May 1-October 31. Free with museum admission. Info, 434-2167.

as a community hub. Last summer, they hosted weekly Freshie Fridays featuring food trucks, craft cocktails and live music (the series returns on May 23). To connect with younger community members, they’ve partnered with the Expanded Learning Program offered by the Mount Abraham Unified School District.

The initiative provides afterschool and vacation camp activities that are free for 70 percent of the K-6 kids who attend. The Bristol Collaborative Campus is one of the program’s nearly two dozen community partners. Working with the school district aligns well with Walsh’s vision of supporting her neighbors, she said: “I think everybody in this day and age recognizes that you can’t do it alone.”

The education program brought in Denton, 43, of Corinth, whose goal is to create murals with kids in every Vermont county — he’s up to five so far. His bold, graphic design for the Bristol project pictures the Deer Leap hills, visible looking east over the nursery’s fields; the New Haven River, which runs through Bristol; and two hands symbolizing community.

To match the greenhouse’s 30-by-12-foot curved façade, Denton mapped out the image on plywood panels that fit together

TIMOTHY DOLL AND GRACE HOPKINS: A BFA exhibit featuring photography, sculpture and digital art by the graduating artists. Reception and artist talks: Thursday, May 1, noon-2 p.m. Susan Calza Black Box Gallery, Visual Arts Center, Johnson, through May 2. Info, 635-1469.

NED RICHARDSON: “New memory: landscapes, ghosts, machines,” a solo show of recent work extending the artist’s exploration of the connection between natural and digital landscapes to consider the connection between human and machine learning, memory, and perception. Reception: Friday, May 2, 4-7 p.m. The Front, Montpelier, May 2-June 1. Info, info@thefrontvt.com.

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like puzzle pieces, assigning colors to different sections. He said setting it up like a paint-by-numbers kit makes large-scale painting more accessible to kids. At the outset, he jokingly told them, “My No. 1 goal is to have fun — the second is staying in the lines.”

The kids painting on a recent afternoon had no trouble with that task. Avery Wells, Raegan Hill and Holland Davison(11, 9 and 10, respectively) meticulously delineated the edges of an orange section, offering slight corrections to what their peers had done. Meanwhile, five-year-old Declan Demars was engaged in applying rapid, flitting brushwork over a dark blue swath. Part of Denton’s secret sauce is to have the kids build up the image with thin layers of paint and small brushes, allowing many hands to get in on the action.

In an email celebrating completion of the mural last Friday, education program director Mandy Chesley-Park stressed the importance of this kind of communitybased activity for kids: “Research tells us that when students feel like they belong to a place, they are more likely to succeed academically, take pride in their surroundings, and return home as contributors.”

Research aside, 11-year-old Wells of New

‘RUINS AND REMNANTS’: An exhibition of 35 photos of abandoned architecture and objects, juried by Aline Smithson, with an additional 50 images online. Reception: Friday, May 2, 4-7 p.m. PhotoPlace Gallery, Middlebury, May 2-23. Info, 989-7556.

RICH COHEN: “The Garden at the End of the Rainbow,” an exhibition of floral photography. Reception: Friday, May 2, 5-7 p.m. Long River Gallery, White River Junction, through June 30. Info, art@longrivergallery.com.

‘LAND AND LIGHT’: Paintings by Annie Ewaskio and Gail Rickards with mosaic works by Mary Tapongna. Reception: Friday, May 2, 5-8 p.m. Kishka Gallery & Library, White River Junction, May 2-24. Info, info@ kishka.org.

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INFO

See the mural at Bristol Collaborative Campus, 140 North St., Bristol. Learn more at mattcolorstheworld.com, mausd.org and @bristol.collaborative.campus on Instagram.

2025 ANNUAL MEMBERS’ EXHIBITION: A showcase of artwork from 115 members, ranging from painting and sculpture to photography. Reception: Friday, May 2, 5-9 p.m. The S.P.A.C.E. Gallery, Burlington, through May 23. Info, spacegalleryvt@gmail.com.

‘SIGNALS’: A group exhibition reminding us that nature is always speaking, with works by Steve Budington, Grace Hager, David Kearns, JoAnne Lobotsky, Jennifer McCandless and Aimée Papazian. Reception: Saturday, May 3, 6-9 p.m. K. Grant Fine Art, Vergennes, May 3-June 21. Info, kristen@kgrantfineart.com.

NAOMI BLOSSOM: An exhibition of block prints and other works. Reception: Saturday, May 3, 2-4

COMMUNITY ART

Haven offered a different reason for the project’s success: “This is really fun.” ➆

Students working on the mural

COURTESY PHOTOS

The muralists and their work at Bristol Collaborative Campus

Matt Denton with students

p.m. Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild Backroom Gallery, St. Johnsbury, May 1-June 11. Info, 748-0158.

2025 STUDENT ART SHOW: e 43rd annual salonstyle showcase of artists from Stowe Elementary, Stowe Middle, Stowe High School and 2025 guest school Green Mountain Tech and Career Center. Reception will feature complimentary ice cream from Ben & Jerry’s. Reception: Monday, May 5, 3-5 p.m. e Current, Stowe, May 5-31. Info, 253-8358.

JILLIAN LAUREN LISITANO: An MFA exhibit of abstract mixed-media works by the graduating artist. Reception and artist talk: ursday, May 8, noon-2 p.m. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Vermont State University-Johnson, May 5-17, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Info, 635-1469.

NIKA MITCHELL: “[Mal]Nourish” a solo show presented by the artist as part of a senior capstone project in the Art and Design program and exploring interconnected stories of food access and insecurity. Reception: ursday, May 8, 6 p.m. McCarthy Art Gallery, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, May 5-9. Info, bcollier@smcvt.edu.

MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE STUDIO ART THESIS EXHIBITION: A group show featuring the works of 10 student artists. Reception: Friday, May 9, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College, May 2-16. Info, hdahlstrom@ middlebury.edu.

‘THE BARD’: An exhibition by 22 artists responding to the works of William Shakespeare through two-dimensional artwork, installations and video. Reception: Saturday, May 10, 4-5:30 p.m. Studio Place Arts, Barre, April 30-June 14. Info, 479-7069.

MICHELLE SAFFRAN: “A Single Point in Time,” a retrospective exhibit for the late central Vermont artist, whose work includes found materials, drawing, sewing and manipulated digital images, on display in the third-ﬂoor gallery. Reception: Saturday, May 10, 4-5:30 p.m. Studio Place Arts, Barre, April 30-June 14. Info, 479-7069.

‘ART IT UP’: An exhibition and silent auction of works donated by local artists to beneﬁt SPA programs, on display in the second-ﬂoor and Quick Change galleries. Bidding is online and in person. Reception: Saturday, May 10, 4-5:30 p.m. Studio Place Arts, Barre, April 30-June 6. Info, 479-7069.

‘EDGEWATER GALLERY CELEBRATES THE 2025 GRADUATES’: A pop-up exhibition highlighting Middlebury College alumni, local artists and Middlebury scenes, including works by Woody Jackson, Daryl Storrs, Timothy Clark and others. Reception: Saturday, May 24, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Edgewater Gallery at the Falls, Middlebury, May 3-June 1. Info, 458-0098.

ART EVENTS

ARTIST TALK: MATT HEYWOOD: e artist discusses the process of mural painting with Jill Madden. Middlebury Studio School, Wednesday, April 30, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-3702.

ESSEX ART LEAGUE MONTHLY MEETING: Artist presentations, art making and camaraderie. Essex Art League, Essex Junction, ursday, May 1, 9-11 a.m. Free for two meetings, then $25 annually. Info, 318-5220, howekit0@gmail.com.

LIFE DRAWING AND PAINTING: A drop-in event for artists working with the ﬁgure from a live model. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, ursday, May 1, 7-9 p.m. Free; $10 suggested donation. Info, 262-6035.

‘MAKE A ZINE WITH YOUR EX’: A breakup zine workshop with comics journalist Arantza Peña Popo, whose work is on view. Participants are asked to bring a sketchbook and favorite drawing tools and are encouraged to bring their ex, to ﬁnd catharsis in conceptualizing heartbreak. Some materials provided. Junction Arts & Media, White River Junction, Friday, May 2, 5-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, info@uvjam.org.

‘SPRING TEA AND SWEET TREATS’: A celebration of mothers, with free activities including card making with Evie Towsley, spring mini-wreath making and mandala ﬂowerpot painting. e event includes

free 10-minute chair massages by BeeJay and a collage demo with Mary Fran Lloyd. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, Saturday, May 3, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $5 donation for tea and treats. Info, 775-0356.

ARTIST AND AUTHOR TALK: CYNTHIA ROSS AND MARJORIE RYERSON: A discussion of the work and practice of the artist, who has painted the central Vermont landscape since the 1970s, with award-winning poet Ryerson, who will read new poems and from her 2023 book e Views from Mount Hunger. Jaquith Public Library, Marshﬁeld, Saturday, May 3, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

SOCIAL SUNDAY: An opportunity for children and caregivers to stop in and complete a 15- to 30-minute activity during the two-hour workshop. Milton Artists’ Guild Art Center & Gallery, Sunday, May 4, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 891-2014.

PORTRAIT DRAWING AND PAINTING: A drop-in event where artists can practice skills in any medium. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, Monday, May 5, 10 a.m.-noon. Free; $10 suggested donation. Info, 262-6035.

OPEN STUDIO: A guided meditation followed by an hour of art making in any medium and concluding with a share-and-witness process. Many art materials available. In person and online. Expressive Arts Burlington, Tuesday, May 6, 6:30-8:30 p.m. By donation. Info, 343-8172. ➆

Corrine Yonce Wins 2025 Diane Gabriel Visual Artist Award

Burlington City Arts has awarded Winooski artist Corrine Yonce the 2025 Diane Gabriel Visual Artist Award. e honor includes a $5,000 cash prize and $1,000 in credit toward classes at BCA Studios.

Yonce, 34, works in multiple mediums, including drawing, painting and installation. She has also been an active housing advocate and works with the Champlain Valley Ofﬁce of Economic Opportunity.

community members to bring to “smash parties” broken objects that held meaning for them and then incorporated the shards into the mural.

Two years ago, Yonce installed sculptural paintings in Burlington’s King Street Laundry as part of a revitalization effort for the space; she also connected the business and its patrons with services as part of her role at CVOEO.

Her project “Voices of Home,” launched in 2015 and produced by Vermont Folklife, was recently on view at the Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. It brings together painted portraits of and audio stories from folks living in affordable housing communities.

Yonce has also shown her work locally at Soapbox Arts in Burlington and K. Grant Fine Art in Vergennes. Her paintings, some of which incorporate mixed media, are expressive, colorful and juicy.

In all of her work, the artist has thought a lot about the idea of “home,” but she values the ﬂuidity of expression that her visual pursuits make possible. “One of the really beautiful things about painting is that it’s nuanced,” she said. “ ings don’t get boxed in as quickly.”

Last summer, Yonce and Jericho artist Mary Lacy completed a mosaic mural at Pliny Park in Brattleboro. ey invited

Yonce said the award comes at a critical time for her practice, in advance of an August solo show at AVA Gallery and Art Center in Lebanon, N.H. e funds will help her complete and frame work for the exhibition. ➆

Learn more at cmyonce.com and burlingtoncityarts.org.

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music+nightlife Closing the Curtains

On the eve of the ﬁnal Waking Windows, here’s a photographic look back at the Winooski indie music fest’s epic run

Whoever coined the phrase “Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened” deserves a swift kick to the teeth at whatever Life Is Good corporate o ce they undoubtedly work in. Waking Windows is just about over. And it makes us wanna cry. Like, ugly cry.

The annual indie music festival, which marks its ﬁnal run around the Winooski rotary this weekend, wasn’t Vermont’s biggest. And, since music taste is so subjective, it’s silly to say it was the best. But for 15 years — pandemic hiatus aside — Waking Windows was undoubtedly the coolest.

For starters, look at the venue: Winooski itself. Following its ﬁrst year in 2011, when it was held over 11 days at the Monkey House, Waking Windows became a citywide a air. Stages popped up in every corner, from bars, restaurants and shops to a church and an abandoned bank, not to mention premium spots in Rotary Park and on Winooski Falls Way. For three days each May — during which the weather was always perfect, right, guys? — the Onion City became an indie-rock playground.

Then there was the music. For a grassroots fest, scoring Japanese Breakfast, Dinosaur Jr., Real Estate and Deer Tick as headliners at or near their peaks was astonishing. But the undercards were even more impressive. If you were a Waking Windows regular, chances are you saw the likes of Waxahatchee, Big Thief, Future Islands and Frankie Cosmos years

before most of your friends knew who they were. Which brings us to what really made Waking Windows so special: the people who made it happen.

So yes, there will be smiles — and high ﬁves — aplenty in Winooski this weekend as fans thrill to Cut Worms, Palehound, and pretty much every band and DJ in the greater Burlington area. But on Sunday night, once Rough Francis play the last Waking Windows live set ever at the Monkey House and Brian “Disco Phantom” Nagle spins its ﬁnal DJ set, there will be tears, too. (But also pizza.)

Even at the festival’s 2017 to 2019 apex, when it drew 8,000 fans a year to the ’Noosk, going to Waking Windows felt like being welcomed into a select club whose only secret was that anyone could join. Each year, organizers Paddy Reagan, Nick Mavodones, Matt Rogers, and husband-and-wife team Brian and Ali Nagle pulled o a remarkable feat: making the fest feel both exclusive and inclusive at the same time. Anyone who ventured into its orbit couldn’t help but feel a little cooler, playing hipster Frogger around the rotary.

Take a nostalgic spin around the rotary with some of our favorite images of Waking Windows past. And thanks, WW crew, for everything.

DAN BOLLES

INFO

Waking Windows, Friday to Sunday, May 2 to 4, at various locations in Winooski. Various prices. wakingwindows.com

From top: Big ief at the United Methodist Church in 2017; Kikagaku Moyo on the main stage in 2022; Rough Francis on the main stage in 2017

Clockwise from top: Blowtorch at the former KeyBank building in 2018; the crowd during Low Cut Connie’s set on the rotary stage in 2022; King Tuff on the main stage in 2015; Japanese Breakfast on the main stage in 2022

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Glory Daze

Hank Azaria threw his own birthday party when he turned 40, an experience that was more hassle than fun in the end. So the actor, comedian and mimic, who rose to fame voicing a horde of characters on “The Simpsons” and later starred in films such as The Birdcage and Mystery Men, wasn’t exactly champing at the bit to put together another bash on his 60th birthday.

“I decided to do a sort of reversesurprise party,” Azaria said. The sixtime Emmy Award winner invited 500 friends to what he promised would be a Bruce Springsteen tribute show — while neglecting to tell them, “I was the one fronting it.”

Backed by musicians from the New York City scene, Azaria began the process of becoming the Boss on stage, using his ability to mimic voices to capture that special combination of soul-baring howl and gritty raspiness that makes Springsteen’s voice instantly recognizable.

The birthday party set so thrilled Azaria that he formed Hank Azaria and the EZ Street Band — a nod to Springsteen’s E Street Band. The tribute show features Azaria fully in character as the “Born in the U.S.A.” singer, a role he’s taking as seriously as any in his career.

The band swings through the Green Mountains for a performance at the Paramount Theatre in Rutland on Saturday, May 3. Proceeds will benefit the 4 Through 9 Foundation, a charity with

wide-ranging social justice interests that Azaria and his wife Katie Wright founded in 2021. He phoned Seven Days from his home in New York to talk about the show.

How’s life living as the Boss?

As a mimic, I’m really trying to capture his speaking and singing voice, as well as his storytelling ability, sort of like a oneman show with a giant band. I’ve always been homespun with the way I develop voices, but for this, I had to take it much more seriously, which I didn’t expect. I got totally obsessed in a way that I didn’t think I could anymore, really.

I do this professionally, that’s my standard. So I treat this as if I was being tasked with playing Bruce in a stage play or film. That’s the level I’m shooting for. And I’m still working on it; it’s a process. But I’m almost to the point where if I had to do it in a movie, it would pass muster.

Springsteen is such a famously energetic performer, renowned for massive sets that can stretch to four hours.

Oh, it’s a shvitz. Bruce describes performing as running a marathon while screaming. How he does that at 75 just blows my mind. I’ve worked my way up to about an hour-and-45-minute set, but I had to build that, like lifting weights at the gym. And I started out singing almost two full steps below Bruce’s key. Now, as I’ve been gaining vocal strength, I’m only

a half step below his key, so I know I’m on the right track.

How did you go about getting your Springsteen voice? Did you study live shows or interviews?

[Impersonating Springsteen.] Listen, I’ve been doing a Bruce impression since I was a teenager. [Switches to Al Pacino voice.] I used to imitate young Al Pacino. When I auditioned for “The Simpsons” with this voice, they told me to make it more gravelly. So halfway between young Pacino and Bruce is [switches voices again] Moe the bartender. But that’s sort of my whole career: I adopt another voice and go places I couldn’t go as myself.

Oh, wow. I never tracked that!

[Bruce has] really been the jumping-off point for so many of the voices I do. I’ve been collecting bootlegs since the ’70s, so those talks and stories of his, I tell them during the show. I think it’s one of the appeals of this: Bruce’s music, his poetry and his storytelling play a movie in your head that’s just so vivid, you feel like he’s singing to you, recounting your life. I think we’re able to capture that in our show.

Between Michael Shannon’s R.E.M. cover band and Maya Rudolph’s Prince tribute, it seems like these sorts of projects are all the rage these days. Yeah, it’s true. I’m not sure exactly why, but the tribute band thing is a world of its

THAT’S SORT OF MY WHOLE CAREER: I ADOPT ANOTHER VOICE AND GO PLACES I COULDN’T GO AS MYSELF.

HANK AZARIA

own. If you hit the height of that scene, you can play 2,500-seat theaters and make a significant amount of money, especially if you’re trying to raise money for charity, as we are with the 4 Through 9 Foundation.

I don’t know, it’s a weird phenomena. But look, you can’t see Led Zeppelin anymore; you can’t see the Grateful Dead. Fortunately, Bruce is still thriving, but with music like his, I think there’s just a real desire from people to see great re-creations — and in Bruce’s case, his live show, which we really try to emulate.

With such a love of the source material, is there one song above all others you look forward to performing?

I get asked this all the time, but honestly,

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I’m just dying to play so, so many Bruce songs. I’m sort of surprised by how much I love singing “Jungleland.” It’s just so ambitious. “Darkness on the Edge of Town” is really special to me as well.

What would you do if the Boss showed up to one of your shows?

I’ve met him twice, actually. I turn into a girl deep in the throes of Beatlemania, my voice goes up an octave, and I just start babbling. But it would be amazing if he ever came up and joined us for a few songs. That’s the dream. If we keep at it, maybe it’s possible. I have to make it worthy of him joining us, and that’s what we’re working towards.

If he does, Bruce can pick any song he wants, and we’ll do it. The idea of playing a Springsteen tribute at, say, the Beacon in New York and raising $100,000 for charity, that’s a real goal for me. That would make me incredibly happy. ➆

This interview was edited for clarity and length.

INFO

Hank Azaria and the EZ Street Band, Saturday, May 3, 7 p.m., at Paramount Theatre in Rutland. $35-89. paramountvt.org

LARA CWASS BAND, NECTAR’S, BURLINGTON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23: After seeing Burlington guitarist LARA CWASS perform as a supporting member of countless groups over the years, I finally caught the LARA CWASS BAND at Nectar’s last Wednesday. With DANIEL BISHOP (Matthew Mercury, Troy Millette & the Fire Below) on bass and brothers PAUL LYONS (Nico Suave & the Mothership) on keys and SAM LYONS (Hayley Jane, No Showers on Vacation) on drums, the band ripped through a set of originals interspersed with covers by guitar heroes such as Jeff Beck, George Harrison and Shuggie Otis. Cwass’ original songs showcase an infinitude of influences that have been boiled, fully ingested, broken down, dissolved together and then poured out directly from her heart. On her red Gibson 335 semi-hollow body electric guitar, Cwass takes the listener on a journey through her entropic compositions with dynamite precision, regularly stepping back to share the spotlight. This shows a bandleader doing it for the right reason: the love of the song.

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CLUB DATES

live music

WED.30

Allison Russell, Kara Jackson (roots) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $25/30. SOLD OUT.

BBQ and Bluegrass (bluegrass) at Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, 6:30 p.m. Free.

CHOB (jam) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10.

Deep Sea Diver, Byland (rock) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $18/22.

Jazz Night with Ray Vega (jazz) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

Jazz Sessions (jazz) at the 126, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

Small Pond, Otis Shanty, Emmy McDonnell, Kiley Latham (indie) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. 18+.

Songs of the Ancient World (world music) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Wednesday Night Dead (Grateful Dead tribute) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $10.

THU.1

Balconiers (jazz) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Boogie Down Thursdays: All Night Boogie Band (funk) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10.

Cows on the Moon (jam) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10. 18+.

Dan Parks (rock) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 6 p.m. Free.

David Karl Roberts (Americana) at the Den at Harry’s Hardware, Cabot, 7 p.m. Free.

Jazz with Alex Stewart and Friends (jazz) at the 126, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

Kraatz Carromato (rumba, flamenco) at Hugo’s, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free.

Mitch & Devon (rock) at 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.

Nefesh Mountain (Americana) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20/25.

Smokey Newfield Project (rock) at Black Flannel Brewing & Distilling, Essex, 8 p.m. Free.

The Soda Plant Bluegrass Jam (bluegrass) at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Zach Nugent Dead Set (Grateful Dead tribute) at ArtsRiot, Burlington, 8 p.m. $12.

FRI.2

Al’s Pals Spring Invitational (jam) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10.

Bethany Conner (singersongwriter) at Vermont Cider Lab, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.

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Family Ties

Sibling rivalry apparently isn’t a thing for sisters Natalie Closner and Meegan Closner, the duo known as JOSEPH. Originally a trio with Meegan’s twin, Allison, the Oregon family project hit No. 1 on Billboard’s Adult Alternative Airplay chart with “White Flag,” the first single from its 2015 album, I’m Alone, No You’re Not. Evolving from dreamy folk to bold indie rock, the band plied its deeply personal songs and hard-hitting harmonies on stages from Coachella to NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert series, releasing two more studio albums along the way. In advance of its first LP as a duo coming this spring, the band stops by the Higher Ground Ballroom in South Burlington on Saturday, May 3. Indie rockers SLARK MOAN open.

SAT.3 // JOSEPH [INDIE POP]

Colin McCaffrey & Friends with Brett Hughes (Americana) at Hugo’s, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Collin Cope & Chris Page of the Tenderbellies (bluegrass) at Shelburne Vineyard, 6 p.m. Free.

D. Davis and Marc Gwinn (acoustic) at Whammy Bar, Calais, 7 p.m. Free.

The E-Block, Clive (jam) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 10 p.m. $10/12. 21+.

Jaded Ravins, Red River North, Sarah King (Americana, country rock) at the Underground, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $14.

Jamie McLean Band (rock) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 8 p.m. $20/25.

Jeff Salisbury Band (blues) at Two Heroes Brewery Public House, South Hero, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Julia Randall Album Release Show, Kendra McKinley, Grace Palmer (singer-songwriter) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10/15. 21+.

Lake View Launch Party with Collin Cope & Chris Page (bluegrass) at Shelburne Vineyard, 6 p.m. Free.

Paul Webb (piano) at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Peace & Punk, 0blivia, Moth Mouth, Polar Identity (rock) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free.

Phil Abair (rock) at the Old Post, South Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Rap Night Burlington (hip-hop) at Drink, Burlington, 9 p.m. $5.

Shane McGrath (acoustic) at Gusto’s, Barre, 6 p.m. Free.

Shane Murley Band (rock) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 5 p.m. Free.

Sibling Reverie (rock) at 14th Star Brewing, St. Albans, 6 p.m. Free.

Sticks and Stones (rock) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 9 p.m. Free.

UVM Jazz Showcase at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free.

Waking Windows Festival Day 1 (indie) at Monkey House, Winooski, 5 p.m. SOLD OUT.

Waking Windows Festival Day 1 (indie) at Autumn Records, Winooski, 5 p.m. Free.

Waking Windows Festival Day 1 (indie) at Standing Stone Wines, Winooski, 5:30 p.m. Free.

Waking Windows Festival Day 1 (indie) at Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free.

Waking Windows Festival Day 1 (hip-hop) at Mandarin, Winooski, 9:30 p.m. Free.

Willverine (jazz, funk) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

SAT.3

Boom Box (rock) at Gusto’s, Barre, 9 p.m. Free.

Brian Dolzani as the Loner: The Music of Neil Young at Nectar’s, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

The Buck Hollers Band (rock) at 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.

Co-Conspirators (folk) at the Den at Harry’s Hardware, Cabot, 7 p.m. Free.

The E-Block (R&B) at Afterthoughts, Waitsfield, 8:30 p.m. Free.

Find the Root (rock) at Last Stop Sports Bar, Winooski, 9 p.m. $5.

Hayley Jane Band, Frankie White & the Fuse (rock) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10.

Joseph, Slark Moan (indie pop) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $30/35. AA.

Kaia Ellis EP Release Show, english major (indie rock) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10/15.

Los Songoros (Cuban, Brazilian) at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Lyle Brewer (acoustic) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 7 p.m. $15/18.

Magnetic Horse (rock) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 9 p.m. Free.

Michael Arnowitt (solo piano) at Hugo’s, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free.

A Midspring Burns Night (Scottish) at War Cannon Spirits, Crown Point, N.Y., 2:30 p.m. Mike Mac (singer-songwriter) at Two Heroes Brewery Public House, South Hero, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Palehound, Cut Worms, Combo Chimbita, Undertow Brass Band, Lily Seabird, Paper Castles, Dead Gowns (indie) at Waking Windows Rotary Stage, Winooski, 2:15 p.m. $55.

Palmyra, Joseph Terrell (indie folk) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15/18.

Paul Webb (piano) at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Road to Friendly Gathering: Will Evans (folk) at Double E Performance Center’s T-Rex Theater, Essex, 8 p.m. $22/$27.

Troy Millette & Crew (Americana) at Vermont Cider Lab, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.

The TV Doctors (rock) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free.

Va-et-vient (Québec folk) at Shelburne Vineyard, 6 p.m. Free. Waking Windows Day 2 (indie) at Monkey House, Winooski, 3 p.m. SOLD OUT.

Waking Windows Festival Day 2 (indie) at Autumn Records, Winooski, noon. Free.

Waking Windows Festival Day 2 (indie) at Standing Stone Wines, Winooski, 3 p.m. Free.

Waking Windows Festival Day 2 (indie, bluegrass) at Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, 9:30 p.m. $10.

SUN.4

Cheekface, Pacing (indie rock) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20/25.

Kris Delmhorst (singer-songwriter) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $15/18.

Sunday Brunch Tunes (singersongwriter) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 10 a.m. Torn, Sophisticated Adult, Fifth World, Outnumbered, In Lieu of Flowers (punk) at the Lounge at Nectar’s, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10/15. 18+.

Tyler Mast (solo keyboard) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free.

Vanessa Collier (soul) at Retro Live, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6 p.m. $20. Waking Windows Festival Day 3 (indie) at Standing Stone Wines, Winooski, 2 p.m. Free.

Waking Windows Festival Day 3 (indie) at Monkey House, Winooski, 2 p.m. SOLD OUT. Waking Windows Festival Day 3 (indie, comedy) at Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, 2 p.m. Free.

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Wine & Jazz Sundays (jazz) at Shelburne Vineyard, 5 p.m. Free.

MON.5

MJ Lenderman & the Wind, is Is Lorelei (indie rock) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25/30. SOLD OUT.

TUE.6

Bluegrass Jam (bluegrass) at Poultney Pub, 7 p.m. Free.

Grateful Tuesdays (Grateful Dead tribute) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10.

Honky Tonk Tuesday: Marley Hale, Wild Leek River at Radio Bean, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Medium Build, Petey USA (indie) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 8 p.m.

$30/35. SOLD OUT.

WED.7

BBQ and Bluegrass (bluegrass) at Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Dead Not Dead (Grateful Dead tribute) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $7/9.35.

Irish Night with RambleTree (Celtic) at Two Brothers Tavern, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free.

Jazz Night with Ray Vega (jazz) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

Jazz Sessions (jazz) at the 126, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

Michigan Rattlers (rock) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m.

$20/25.

Resonant Rogues, Fern Maddie (folk) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. 18+.

Sarah Bell (singer-songwriter) at Two Heroes Brewery Public House, South Hero, 6 p.m. Free. Sqwerv (jam) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Wednesday Night Dead (Grateful Dead tribute) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $10.

THU.1

DJ Chaston (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

DJ JP Black (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

DJ Two Sev (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 11 p.m. Free.

Vinyl Night with Ken (DJ) at Poultney Pub, 6 p.m. Free.

FRI.2

DJ CRE8 (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

DJ Eric LaFountaine (Top 40) at Gusto’s, Barre, 9 p.m. Free.

DJ Taka (DJ) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 11 p.m. $10/$15.

Valley Dance erapy with DJ Myth, Shawn Caliber at Afterthoughts, Waitsﬁeld, 8 p.m. Free.

Waking Windows Festival Day 1 (DJ) at Mule Bar, Winooski, 5 p.m. Free.

SAT.3

Aquatic Underground (house) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 10:30 p.m. $10.

DJ KDT (vinyl) at the Lounge at Nectar’s, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

DJ Raul (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

HAVEN (DJ) at MothershipVT, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

Matt Payne (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

Molly Mood (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Waking Windows Festival Day 2 (DJ) at Mule Bar, Winooski, noon. Free.

Waking Windows Festival Day 2 (DJ) at Mandarin, Winooski, 10 p.m. Free.

SUN.4

Mi Yard Reggae Night with DJ Big Dog (reggae, dancehall) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

Waking Windows Festival Day 3 (DJ) at Mule Bar, Winooski, noon. Free.

Waking Windows Festival Day 3 (DJ) at Autumn Records, Winooski, noon. Free.

open mics & jams

WED.30

Open Mic (open mic) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free.

Open Mic with Danny Lang (open mic) at Poultney Pub, 7 p.m. Free.

THU.1

Open Mic With Artie (open mic) at Whammy Bar, Calais, 7 p.m. Free.

FRI.2

Red Brick Coffee House (open mic) at Red Brick Meeting House, Westford, 7 p.m. Free.

SUN.4

Olde Time Jam Session (open jam) at the Den at Harry’s Hardware, Cabot, noon. Free.

MON.5

Bluegrass Etc. Jam (bluegrass jam) at Ottauquechee Yacht Club, Woodstock, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Open Mic (open mic) at Despacito, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

WED.7

Open Mic (open mic) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free.

Open Mic with Danny Lang (open mic) at Poultney Pub, 7 p.m. Free. e Ribbit Review Open Mic & Jam (open mic) at Lily’s Pad, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Ghost Stories

You can be forgiven for not knowing the music of New England artist KRIS DELMHORST, but that ignorance should end now. Through 12 solo albums and EPs and thousands of shows over a 25-year career, Delmhorst has refused to be pigeonholed: One release set poems by writers such as Lord Byron and Edna St. Vincent Millay to original music; another covered songs by new-wave band the Cars. Currently touring in support of her new LP, Ghosts in the Garden, a rumination on grief and loss, the hardworking troubadour brings her haunting vocals to Zenbarn in Waterbury Center this Sunday, May 4.

MON.5

comedy

WED.30

$5 Improv Night (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5. Standup Open Mic (comedy open mic) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

THU.1

Live, Laugh, Lava: A Comedy Open Mic (standup) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. 18+.

Tina Friml (standup) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $30.

FRI.2

Comedy Night Open Mix at the Den at Harry’s Hardware, Cabot, 8 p.m. Free.

Tina Friml (standup) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7:30 (SOLD OUT) & 9:30 p.m. $30.

A Trip to the Countryside: A Standup Comedy Showcase (comedy) at Town Hall eater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $8/15; cash bar.

SAT.3

Tina Friml (standup) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7:30 & 9:30 p.m. $30.

Marc Maron (standup) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7 & 9 p.m. $45. SOLD OUT.

TUE.6

Marc Maron (standup) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. $45. SOLD OUT. Open Mic Comedy with Levi Silverstein (comedy open mic) at the 126, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

WED.7

$5 Improv Night (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5. Standup Open Mic (comedy open mic) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

trivia,

etc.

WED.30

Karaoke Friday Night (karaoke) at Park Place Tavern & Grill, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free.

Live Band Karaoke (karaoke) at Bent Nails Bistro, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free.

Rock N’ Roll Bingo with Miss Jubilee (music bingo) at CharlieO’s World Famous, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free.

Singles Mixer (dating) at ArtsRiot, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. $35.

Trivia Night (trivia) at Dumb Luck Pub & Grill, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free.

THU.1

Karaoke Friday Night (karaoke) at Park Place Tavern & Grill, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free.

Trivia (trivia) at Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free.

Trivia Night (trivia) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

FRI.2

Karaoke (karaoke) at Last Stop Sports Bar, Winooski, 9 p.m. Free.

Karaoke Friday Night (karaoke) at Park Place Tavern & Grill, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free.

Karaoke with DJ Big T (karaoke) at McKee’s Original, Winooski, 9 p.m. Free.

SUN.4

Karaoke with DJ Coco Entertainment (karaoke) at Old Soul Design Shop, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 5 p.m. Free.

Star Wars Day Trivia at 14th Star Brewing, St. Albans, 5 p.m. Free.

Sunday Funday (games) at 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, noon. Free.

Venetian Karaoke (karaoke) at Venetian Cocktail & Soda Lounge, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

MON.5

Trivia Monday (trivia) at Black Flannel Brewing & Distilling, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.

Trivia Monday with Top Hat

Entertainment (trivia) at McKee’s Original, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free.

Trivia with Brain (trivia) at Charlie-O’s World Famous, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free.

Trivia with Craig Mitchell (trivia) at Monkey House, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free.

TUE.6

Karaoke with DJ Party Bear (karaoke) at Charlie-O’s World Famous, Montpelier, 9:30 p.m. Free.

Taproom Trivia (trivia) at 14th Star Brewing, St. Albans, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Trivia Tuesday (trivia) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free.

WED.7

Karaoke Friday Night (karaoke) at Park Place Tavern & Grill, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free.

Rock N’ Roll Bingo with Miss Jubilee (music bingo) at CharlieO’s World Famous, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free.

Trivia Night (trivia) at Dumb Luck Pub & Grill, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. ➆

SUN.4 // KRIS DELMHORST [SINGER-SONGWRITER]

Asterisk, No School

(AUTUMN RECORDS, DIGITAL, VINYL)

Greg Davis’ relentless, collaborative output over the past two decades has earned the Burlington avant-garde legend critical acclaim, international gigs and a master’s degree in composition from New England Conservatory. Yet Davis, who owns Autumn Records in Winooski and a record label of the same name, remains as a able as he is accomplished. He’s a regular at shows and a stalwart anchor of the experimental scene in Vermont and the broader music community.

His latest album, No School, released under the moniker Asterisk, isn’t a collection of drones or loops or any of the myriad experimental techniques Davis has explored in his career. It’s something else, entirely: a hip-hop record.

underground rap will be as impressed as I was by Davis’ Rolodex — and taste.

The title is no puzzle. This is art with a mission statement. To wit, this line from the album’s liner notes: “No School is neither old school or new school, it’s somewhere beyond.” After keeping this LP on steady rotation for a week straight, I can only agree. Fans of left-ﬁeld lyricism will ﬁnd an embarrassment of riches here. But true to concept, it is impossible to reduce this project to a single subgenre. Even “art rap” is too constricted to do this one justice.

The Asterisk project represents a return to Davis’ roots. His ﬁrst musical experiments — in high school — involved making hip-hop beats using every tool he could get his hands on. Fast forward to 2024, and Davis came full circle with his proper debut beat tape We’re Gonna Fly Away. It was unambiguously dope shit, a fast-moving tour de force from a producer with eclectic tastes and serious chops. It was also a low-key release that ﬂew under the radar, even locally.

No School, on the other hand, seems destined to make noise. This is a monumental mixtape that weaves together 20 guest artists ranging from new talents to giants of the genre. This guy is tuned in. Perhaps that shouldn’t be a surprise, given that Davis moonlights as a DJ and owns a record store, but I suspect fans of

The opening salvo is a roller coaster. The lush banger “We Are One” unites Rhode Island MC Jesse the Tree and Illinois ﬁrebrand Monzy the Terrible, both razor-sharp. Freestyle Fellowship luminary Myka 9, for readers unaware, is one of the greatest songwriters and vocal stylists in rap history. Naturally enough, he delivers a dizzying, high-concept head trip with “Double Dream.”

The soundscape shifts again into “Mello,” a jazz-funk clinic from Sleep Sinatra, a prolific rapper whose easy, magnetic flow hails from the frozen plains of Lincoln, Neb. Abruptly, the beat drops down to an urgent whisper for the bluesy “My Worries Don’t Look Like Yours.” It was my first introduction to Jay Cinema and Rail G, and I’m sold. And we’re only five tracks in.

Two threads stitch these wildly diverse sounds together. First, Asterisk is a meticulous sonic architect. Every second counts, and Davis has a gift for working the margins just enough to keep things engaging without ever crowding his mixes. (His transitions and sequencing are outstanding, too.)

Second, all the guests give their all. In

a genre where rappers often water down the product for easy feature money, that’s a clear sign of respect.

Which is not to say everyone here is rapping their ass o . There are a lot of ﬂavors on deck. The laconic wordsmith Andrew Mbaruk barely raises his voice on “Cli Notes (dub),” letting his hilariously convoluted stream of consciousness speak for itself. On “Backseat Buddha,” Video Dave brings such a laid-back, melodic approach you barely notice how diamondcut his ﬂow patterns are. Paired over a killer fretless bass loop and some slo-mo percussion, it’s an earworm that sneaks up on you and never lets go.

The Asterisk sound is so versatile it’s easy to forget this is all the work of a single producer. “Spines,” which unites New York City rappers Lungs and Hester Valentine, sounds as ﬁlthy and raw as anything coming out of the Big Apple’s latest rap renaissance. Chicago prodigy Defcee nearly levitates on “Stigma,” a whirlwind of expertly crafted bars over a jazz loop that bridges the gap between MF Doom and Madlib. “The Under,” which spotlights some smooth Alikho Igama verses, hits like vintage Boards of Canada, pairing huge breaks with even bigger atmospherics.

No School was polished by none other than Willie Green, the house engineer for Backwoodz Studioz. It’s a scrappy New York label that has built one of the ﬁnest and most uncompromising catalogs in contemporary hip-hop. Green’s gifted ear elevates every track and keeps this kaleidoscopic set list smooth and bright.

As if to confound lazy critics, the album closes with a triumphant feature from Juice Crew godfather Craig G, who still sounds hungry as hell. It’s a potent single that would work in any era. It’s also proof positive that if he had wanted to, Davis could have easily thrown together a dynamite throwback LP to

Listening In

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1. “CHALK DUST TORTURE” by Phish

2. “DRUMDRUMBABY” by Roost.World

3. “I WANNA GO BACK TO MEMPHIS” by Dave Keller

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delight boom bap purists. Instead, we’ve gotten something truly rare, a set that synthesizes his many years of electronic experimentation into a signature sound all his own.

Fortunately for fans of all persuasions, that sound absolutely bangs. Even the weirdest, most low-key compositions are still urgent, funky canvases for great rap performances. No mere side project, No School is an unexpected milestone, both in Davis’ discography and the growth of Vermont’s improbable hip-hop scene. No School is available on Friday, May 2, on all major streaming platforms. You can buy it on vinyl at gregdavis.bandcamp.com.

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“LIGHTBULB” by Reid Parsons

“DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY” by Freya Yost

“A.I.” by the Tsunamibots

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calendar

APRIL 30-MAY 7, 2025

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agriculture

TRI-STATE DAIRY EXCHANGE:

NAVIGATING THE FUTURE OF DAIRY: The University of Vermont hosts a monthly webinar series that focuses its lens on current industry research and programs. 11:30 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 656-7563.

business

QUEEN CITY BUSINESS

NETWORKING INTERNATIONAL

GROUP: Savvy businesspeople make crucial contacts at a weekly chapter meeting. BCA Center, Burlington, 11:15 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 829-5066.

community

FAIR HOUSING MONTH: Inperson and online workshops, neighborhood discussions, virtual panels, and art activities raise awareness about housing discrimination in Vermont. Various locations statewide, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. Info, fhp@ cvoeo.org.

crafts

YARN CRAFTERS GROUP: A drop-in meetup welcomes knitters, crocheters, spinners, weavers and other fiber artists. BYO snacks and drinks. Must

Love Yarn, Shelburne, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 448-3780.

environment

CITY NATURE CELEBRATION:

Burlington Wildways facilitates a packed week of environmentally focused activities, such as the regional BioBlitz challenge, Earth Day Trivia at Rí Rá Irish Pub and a tree identification workshop. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington. Free. Info, 863-1648.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘A REAL PAIN’: In observance of Holocaust Remembrance Day, audience members take in Jesse Eisenberg’s 2024 Oscar winner addressing intergenerational trauma. Post-screening, Rabbi Danielle Stillman leads a discussion about the film. Axinn Center, Starr Library, Middlebury College, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3190.

food & drink

COMMUNITY COOKING: Neighbors join up with the nonprofit’s staff and volunteers to make a yummy meal for distribution. Pathways Vermont, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 777-8691.

These community event listings are sponsored by the WaterWheel Foundation, a project of the Vermont band Phish.

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Listings and spotlights are written by Rebecca Driscoll Seven Days edits for space and style. Depending on cost and other factors, classes and workshops may be listed in either the calendar or the classes section. Class organizers may be asked to purchase a class listing.

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Burlington, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

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games

BOARD GAME NIGHT: Game lovers enjoy an evening of friendly competition with staples such as Catan, Dominion, chess and cards. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

health & fitness

CHAIR YOGA: Waterbury Public Library instructor Diana Whitney leads at-home participants in gentle stretches supported by seats. 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

language

PARLIAMO ITALIANO: The Vermont Italian Cultural Association hosts an evening for speakers — both beginner and native — to practice the language of love. Pearl Street Pizza, Barre, 5-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, vtitalian culturalassoc@gmail.com.

lgbtq

BILL LIPPERT: Twenty-five years after the landmark Vermont Supreme Court decision, a local LGBTQ activist and former politician remembers the fierce battle and backlash around civil unions. Brooks Memorial Library, Brattleboro, 7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 254-5290.

music

SHIRE CHOIR SPRING MINISESSION: Neighbors band together and raise their voices in sweet harmonies, taught by ear. Highland Center for the Arts, Greensboro, 6-7:30 p.m. $5-20. Info, wilsonheidiann@ gmail.com.

STUDENT RECITALS: The university’s music undergrads assume the spotlight for solos, duets and group performances, spanning genres from classical to contemporary. University of Vermont Recital Hall,

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‘OUR LITTLE SECRET: THE 23ANDME MUSICAL’: Theatergoers revel in the hilarious, moving and true story about a young man who discovers he’s one of more than 35 siblings around the world. Sylvan Adams Theatre, Segal Centre for Performing Arts, Montréal, 7:30 p.m. $75-80. Info, 514-739-7944.

seminars

FILMING IN OUR TV STUDIO: Media enthusiasts walk through the process of conducting interviews on set while switching between cameras and utilizing chroma-keyed backgrounds. The Media Factory, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free; donations accepted; preregister. Info, 651-9692.

sports

GREEN MOUNTAIN TABLE TENNIS CLUB: Ping-Pong players swing their paddles in singles and doubles matches. Rutland Area Christian School, 7-9 p.m. Free for first two sessions; $30 annual membership. Info, 247-5913.

theater

‘[TITLE OF SHOW]’: Vermont Stage mounts Hunter Bell’s one-act musical following two struggling writers and their heartfelt journey through the gauntlet of creative self-expression. Ages 12 and up. See calendar spotlight. Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $34-54 sliding scale. Info, 862-1497.

words

APRIL OSSMANN: A writer shares selections from her new poetry collection, We, then invites attendees to relate short personal stories about their own positive interactions in the community. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

DAN NOTT: A local author kicks off Drinking Water Week with a discussion about his nonfiction graphic novel Hidden Systems: Water, Electricity, the Internet and the Secrets Behind the Systems We Use Every Day. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

ISABEL WILKERSON: A Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist shares her book Caste: The Origins of Our Discontents exploring how racial hierarchy shaped modern American society. Hotel Champlain Burlington, 4-6 p.m. $45. Info, 658-6500.

L. ANNETTE BINDER: A Germanborn author reads from her new memoir, Child of Earth and Starry Heaven exploring motherhood, memory and memory loss. The Norwich Bookstore, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 649-1114.

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business

GROW YOUR BUSINESS:

Shelburne BNI hosts a weekly meeting for local professionals to exchange referrals and build meaningful connections. Connect Church, Shelburne, 8:30-10 a.m. Free. Info, 377-3422.

MIDDLEBURY SPRING JOB FEST: Addison County job seekers polish up their résumés to meet with prospective employers in the area. Middlebury Recreation Center, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4921.

crafts

KNITTING GROUP: Knitters of all experience levels get together to spin yarns. Latham Library, Thetford, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 785-4361.

WOODWORKING LAB: Visionaries create a project or learn a new skill with the help of mentors and access to tools and equipment in the makerspace. Patricia A. Hannaford Career Center, Middlebury, 5-8 p.m. $7.50. Info, 382-1012.

dance

DEVISING LAB: CHOREOGRAPHY & CARDBOARD: Vermont Dance Alliance resident artist Michael Bodel leads attendees in an interdisciplinary movement workshop using cardboard as a performance partner. Ages 14 and up. Next Stage Arts, Putney, 5:307:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, bodeldancearts@gmail.com.

QUAHOG DANCE THEATRE: Community members try out everything from ballet to Pilates in this group dedicated to movement and expression. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

environment

CITY NATURE CELEBRATION: See WED.30.

etc.

BRAVE LITTLE ROSE MIX & MINGLE: Fans of Vermont Public’s listener-powered podcast “Brave Little State” enjoy an evening of mingling, refreshments and a live voting round for the show’s upcoming episode. The Mad Rose, Rutland, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, events@ vermontpublic.org.

NIGHT OWL CLUB: Astronomers and space exploration experts discuss the latest in extraterrestrial news with curious attendees. Presented by Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium. 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2372. OPENING DAY CELEBRATION: Community members gather to mark the venue’s grand reopening with lawn games, live music, maypole dances, and an outdoor potluck and picnic. The Big Picture Community Hub for the Arts, Waitsfield, 3-9 p.m. Free; cash bar. Info, 496-8994.

REASON TO HOPE GALA: The Alzheimer’s Association hosts an annual fundraiser with a cocktail reception, dinner, entertainment, and live and silent auctions. The

Essex Resort & Spa, 5 p.m. $150; preregister. Info, 316-3839.

fairs & festivals

BENNINGTON 250: EXPEDITION TO FORT TICONDEROGA: History buffs exult in a regional commemoration of America’s first victory in the Revolutionary War with four days of engaging events across the county. Various locations. Various prices. Info, bennington250@gmail.com.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘ANIMAL KINGDOM 3D’: Audience members are guided through an exploration of stunning animal worlds, from frozen snowy forests to the darkest depths of the ocean. Dealer.com 3D Theater, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m., 1 & 3 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $16.50-20; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

‘ANTARCTICA 3D’: Never-beforeseen footage brings audience members to the farthest reaches of the coldest, driest, windiest continent on Earth. Dealer.com 3D Theater, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11:30 a.m., 1:30 & 3:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $16.50-20; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

‘SPACE: THE NEW FRONTIER 3D’: Viewers witness history in the making — from launching rockets without fuel to building the Lunar Gateway — in this 2024 documentary narrated by Chris Pine. Dealer.com 3D Theater, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30, 2:30 & 4:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $16.50-20; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

‘T. REX: GREATEST OF ALL TYRANTS 3D’: Incredible CGI and revelations in tyrannosaur paleontology help to chronicle a remarkable discovery in the badlands of Hell Creek. Dealer.com

3D Theater, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, noon, 2 & 4 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $16.50-20; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

games

DUPLICATE BRIDGE GAMES: Snacks and coffee fuel bouts of a classic card game. Burlington Bridge Club, Williston, 12:30-4 p.m. $6. Info, 872-5722.

WEEKLY CHESS FOR FUN: Players of all ability levels face off and learn new strategies. United Community Church, St. Johnsbury, 5:30-9 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, lafferty1949@gmail.com.

language

ITALIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Semi-fluent speakers practice their skills during a conversazione with others. Best for those who can speak at least basic sentences. Fletcher Free Library,

Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

MANDARIN CONVERSATION

CIRCLE: Volunteers from Vermont Chinese School help students learn or improve their fluency. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 846-4140.

lgbtq

EMPOWERING SKILLS FOR ALL RELATIONSHIPS:

Pride Center of Vermont hosts a virtual support group for LGBTQ+ folks to explore relationship dynamics in a trauma-sensitive safe space. 6:30-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 863-0003.

POP-UP HAPPY HOUR: Locals connect over drinks at a speakeasy-style bar, hosted by OUT in the 802. Lincolns, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812.

music

KAT WRIGHT & BRETT HUGHES:

Two beloved Vermont troubadours make a musical appearance at the venue’s grand reopening. The Big Picture Community Hub for the Arts, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $25. Info, 355-0035.

québec

FESTIVAL ACCÈS ASIE: The 30th annual Asian Heritage Month extravaganza includes art shows, film screenings, play readings and food tastings. See accesasie.com for full schedule. Various Montréal locations. Various prices. Info, 514-298-0757.

seminars

FINANCIAL LITERACY SERIES: PLAN WELL FOR RETIREMENT:

Champlain College accounting professor Cathy Duffy sheds light on the basics of retirement planning, including strategies, sources of income and key risks to consider. Essex Free Library, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0313.

talks

CHRISTINE HADSEL: In “Vermont’s Historic Theater Curtains,” the director of Curtains Without Borders shares facts about this unique artistic feature of rural

New England towns and cities. Starksboro Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3732.

theater

‘DRACULA: A COMEDY OF TERRORS’: Audience members of all blood types sink their teeth into a Bram-new reimagining of the classic gothic tale, packed with clever wordplay, pop culture references and gender-bending. Off Center for the Dramatic Arts, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $12.50-30. Info, between.the.willows1@ gmail.com.

‘THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG’: Audience members find a lot right with Adirondack Regional Theatre’s rendition of the Olivier Award-winning whodunit set in the 1920s. Strand Center for the Arts, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. $1825. Info, 518-563-1604.

‘THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW’: The Lamoille County Players do the time warp again with sweethearts Brad and Janet, gender-bending mad scientist Dr. Frank-N-Furter, and a crew of motley, lovable characters in this bawdy, cult-classic musical. Hyde Park Opera House, 7 p.m. $10-20. Info, 888-4507.

‘[TITLE OF SHOW]’: See WED.30.

‘THE WALLS’: Argentinean playwright Griselda Gambaro’s suspenseful dark comedy deftly asks audience members a simple question: What would you do in these circumstances? Seeler Studio Theatre, Mahaney Arts Center, Middlebury College, 7:309:30 p.m. $15. Info, 443-6433.

words

ART & WRITING SHARE GROUP FOR JEWS OF ALL STRIPES: Secular, spiritual or religious, all adult Jewish artists, writers and creators are invited to a monthly virtual meetup, presented by Jewish Communities of Vermont. 7-8:30 p.m. Free; preregister for Zoom link. Info, alison@jcvt.org.

BOOK & CAULDRON: Store staff lead bibliophiles in a lively discussion about Sarah J. Maas’ 2015 fantasy romance, A Court of Thorns and Roses. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

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burlington

STEAM SPACE: Kiddos in grades K to 5 explore science, technology, engineering, art and mathematics with fun

OPENS APR. 30 | THEATER

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Vermont Stage presents Jeff Bowen and Hunter Bell’s offbeat one-act [title of show] at Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center in Burlington. The snappy musical follows Jeff and Hunter (see what they did there?) — two struggling, self-proclaimed New York nobodies — as they plot and pen an original work for an upcoming theater festival. As with all great stories, there’s a catch: The submission deadline looms in a mere three weeks. Under pressure, the two opt to write what they know, thus manifesting a meta-theatrical musical-within-a-musical about running the gauntlet of creative selfexpression — and the fruits that spring from a true labor of love.

‘[TITLE OF SHOW]’

Wednesday, April 30, through Friday, May 2, and Wednesday, May 7, 7:30 p.m.; Saturday, May 3, 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.; and Sunday, May 4, 2 p.m., at Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center in Burlington. See website for additional dates. $34-54 sliding scale. Info, 862-1497, vermontstage.org.

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KUSSEROW: Two Vermont authors close out National Poetry Month at an evening of inspired readings and thoughtful discussion. Phoenix Books, Burlington, 7 p.m. $3. Info, 448-3350.

TURNING PAGES WITH MARY: Lit lovers join Star 92.9’s Mary Cenci to discuss Vermont author

and engaging activities. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

TODDLER TIME: Librarians bring out books, rhymes and songs specially selected for young ones 12 to 24 months. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

BABY TIME: Infants and their caregivers gather for a gentle story session with songs, rhymes and lap play. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

‘THE DEVELOPMENTAL IMPACT OF SCREEN USE IN CHILDREN & YOUTH’: Parents and caregivers learn about a public health initiative to address the growing crisis of screen addiction and its effect on mental health. Brownell

Scarlett Steel’s book, Red Heels & Red Flags, featuring true stories about disastrous dates and the path to self-discovery. Phoenix Books, Essex, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

Library, Essex Junction, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

GAME ON!: Kids take turns collaborating with or competing against friends using Nintendo Switch on the big screen. Caregivers must be present to supervise children below fifth grade. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

PLAY TIME: Little ones ages birth to 5 build with blocks and read together. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1010:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

PLAYGROUP & STORY TIME: Caregivers and kids through age 5 listen to stories, sing songs and share toys with new friends. Richmond Free Library, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 434-3036.

TEEN ANIME CLUB: Fans in grades 6 through 12 watch their favorite shows with friends and snacks. Brownell

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KALEIDOSCOPE: A STEPS SOCIAL: Steps to End Domestic Violence hosts its third annual benefit party, featuring refreshments by Poorhouse Pies, live cello music, a silent auction, and speeches by

Library, Essex Junction, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

barre/montpelier

BABY & CAREGIVER MEETUP: Wiggly ones ages birth to 18 months play and explore in a calm, supportive setting while adults relax and connect on the sidelines. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

FAMILY CHESS CLUB: Players of all ages and abilities test their skills with instructor Robert and peers. KelloggHubbard Library, 2nd Floor, Children’s Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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local survivors and advocates. The Barns at Lang Farm, Essex, 6 p.m. $60. Info, 658-3131.

agriculture

SPRING AWAKENING

CELEBRATION: Flora fans welcome sunshine and blooms at a joyful kickoff to the growing season complete with exclusive deals, workshops and seminars for all ages. Gardener’s Supply Company, Williston and Burlington, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. Free; cost of workshops. Info, 658-2433.

VERMONT ARBOR DAY TREE

GIVEAWAY: Tree lovers flock to the library to nab free bald cypress and American persimmon seedlings. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

cannabis

VERMONT CANNABIS & HEMP

CONVENTION: New England’s largest event of its kind puts the green in Green Mountain State with two full days of dope exhibitions, seminars and speakers. Ages 21 and up. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 10

‘THE NEW ADVERSE EFFECT

RULE’: Vermont Family Network hosts a virtual workshop to help parents and guardians better understand the state’s new rule and its impact on eligibility evaluations for disability identification. 1-2 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 876-5315.

burlington

BABY & ME CLASS: Parents and their infants ages birth to 1 explore massage, lullabies and gentle movements while discussing the struggles and joys of parenthood. Greater Burlington YMCA, 9:45-10:45 a.m. $10; free for members. Info, 862-9622.

a.m.-3 p.m. $25. Info, john@ necann.com.

crafts

FIRST FRIDAY FIBER GROUP: Fiber-arts fans make progress on projects while chatting over snacks. GRACE, Hardwick, 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, info@ruralartsvt.org.

dance

BALLROOM DANCE PRACTICE

SESSION: Fox-trotting folks cut a rug at this beginner-friendly social. Bring clean indoor shoes. North Star Community Hall, Burlington, 8-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 598-6757.

‘SEASONAL IMPRESSION’: Slow Shapes Dance brings a year of seasons to the stage through original choreography by Sarah Ryan, Samantha Witham and Mickey Zadworny. McCarthy Arts Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30-8:45 p.m. $20; cash only. Info, vermontdancecompany@ gmail.com.

environment

CITY NATURE CELEBRATION: See WED.30.

etc.

ODD TALENTS VARIETY SHOW:

A local showcase of music, dance, rare human abilities and general buffoonery benefits the North End Food Pantry. Odd Fellows Lodge, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Donation of three to five nonperishable goods. Info, oddfellowsbtv@gmail.com.

fairs & festivals

BENNINGTON 250: EXPEDITION TO FORT TICONDEROGA: See THU.1.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘ANIMAL KINGDOM 3D’: See THU.1.

‘ANTARCTICA 3D’: See THU.1.

‘SPACE: THE NEW FRONTIER 3D’: See THU.1.

‘T. REX: GREATEST OF ALL TYRANTS 3D’: See THU.1.

games

DUPLICATE BRIDGE GAMES: See THU.1, 10 a.m.-1:30 p.m.

MAH-JONGG: Tile traders of all experience levels gather for a game. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

health & fitness

GUIDED MEDITATION

ONLINE: Dorothy Alling Memorial Library invites attendees to relax on their lunch breaks and reconnect with their bodies. Noon-12:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, programs@ damlvt.org.

MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: Community members gather for an informal session combining stimulating discussion, sharing and sitting in silence. Pathways

Vermont, Burlington, 1:15-2:15 p.m. Free. Info, 777-8691.

language

ENGLISH CONVERSATION CIRCLE: Locals learning English as a second language gather in the Digital Lab to build vocabulary and make friends. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 846-4140.

lgbtq

RPG NIGHT: Members of the LGBTQ community get together weekly for role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons and Everway. Rainbow Bridge Community Center, Barre, 5:308:30 p.m. Free. Info, 622-0692.

music

BETHANY CONNER: A Vermont singer-songwriter often compared to the likes of Joni Mitchell brings soulful melodies and timeless concepts to the stage. Vermont Cider Lab, Essex, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 876-7702.

CELEBRATION SERIES: AL STEWART: A British folk-rock icon known for hits such as “Time Passages” and “Song on the Radio” takes the stage with Chicago rockers the Empty Pockets for an unforgettable performance. Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $30-47. Info, 476-8188.

DANA ROBINSON: A Cabot songwriter, guitarist and old-time fiddler combines warm, openhearted singing with wry humor and astute observations about community and place. The Civic Standard, Hardwick, 7-9 p.m. By donation. Info, 793-3016.

‘LOAD-IN THROUGH THE BACK’ PODCAST LIVE: A Vermont music show brings energetic and engaging interviews to life onstage, featuring concerts and conversation with rock icons Wheatus and Americana legend Steve Poltz. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $45-55. Info, 760-4634.

outdoors

THE GREAT TREE WALK OF SHELBURNE: Outdoor enthusiasts join up with members of the Shelburne Tree Committee for an informative stroll through the village, exploring the diverse landscape. Pierson Library, Shelburne, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

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FESTIVAL ACCÈS ASIE: See THU.1.

SOUTH ASIAN FILM FESTIVAL OF MONTRÉAL: The Kabir Centre for Arts & Culture presents two stacked weekends of new films from the Indian subcontinent and its diaspora. Virtual option available. See saffm.centrekabir.com for full schedule. Various Montréal locations. $5-10 suggested donation; $35 for festival pass. Info, 514-620-4182.

talks

LONG TRAIL END-TOENDER’S PANEL: Outdoor enthusiasts get all their

Ouija Wonders

‘THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW’: See THU.1.

‘[TITLE OF SHOW]’: See WED.30. ‘THE WALLS’: See THU.1. words

BOOKTOPIA: Bookish fun abounds at an annual festival of the written word, featuring three days of talks, signings, group readings and literary trivia. Northshire Bookstore, Manchester, 10 a.m. $20-285. Info, 362-2200.

HARRY BLISS: The New Yorker cover artist and New York Times best-selling author draws a crowd at Booktopia for a discussion of his witty graphic memoir, You Can Never Die, in conversation with fellow writer Helen Whybrow and book buyer Stan Hynds. See calendar spotlight. First Baptist Church of Manchester Center, 2-3 p.m. Free with Booktopia festival ticket, $130-285. Info, 362-2200.

SAT.3 activism

RALLY FOR THE RULE OF THE LAW: Activists and local attorneys march across the Queen City to express their commitment to upholding the rule of law and protest the Trump administration’s recent actions. Vermont Superior Court, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, nataliersilver@gmail.com.

agriculture

SPRING AWAKENING

CELEBRATION: See FRI.2. TREE PLANTING

Lost Nation Theater introduces the world premiere of Stoph Scheer’s new comic cabaret, Puppet Séance: An Occult Summoning and Also a Variety Show and Also an Advice Show — try saying that five times fast! — at Montpelier City Hall. Spirit and strings evoke introspection and laughter as Jim Henson company member Scheer joins forces with fellow master puppeteer Anthony Sellitto-Budney for the charming two-act affair. Signature schtick, psychedelia and spiritualism ensue, culminating in the puppets’ attempt to contact an entity from another dimension. Although a portal or two might open, Scheer assures: “I’ve promised ... to not lose any audience members in the process.”

‘PUPPET SÉANCE: AN OCCULT SUMMONING AND ALSO A VARIETY SHOW AND ALSO AN ADVICE SHOW’

Friday, May 2, and Saturday, May 3, 7:30-9 p.m.; and Sunday, May 4, 2-3:30 p.m., at Montpelier City Hall. $19-30. Info, 229-0492, lostnationtheater.org. MAY 2-4 |

questions answered by experienced thru-hikers at an informative show-and-tell-style discussion about backpacking in Vermont. Hosted by Green Mountain Club. 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 244-7037.

SARA MELLINGER & EMMANUEL CAPITAINE: An artificial intelligence implementation strategist and the OnLogic director of infrastructure and security present an enlightening chat titled “AI in Action: Security Governance for Critical Infrastructure Sectors.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2-3 p.m. $8 cash or check; free for members. Info, 343-5177.

tech

MORNING TECH HELP: Experts answer questions about phones, laptops, e-readers and other devices in one-on-one sessions. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 846-4140.

PHONE & TECH SUPPORT: Perplexed patrons receive aid from library staff on a first-come, firstserved basis. Fletcher Free Library New North End Branch, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 863-3403.

theater

‘DRACULA: A COMEDY OF TERRORS’: See THU.1.

‘HEMINGWAY’S LAST DRINK’: Award-winning stage and screen actor J.T. Turner captivates

audience members in his new solo show, portraying writer Ernest Hemingway as he reflects on his life and works. York Street Meeting House, Lyndon, 7 p.m. $15-20; free for students. Info, 748-2600.

‘THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG’: See THU.1.

‘PUPPET SÉANCE: AN OCCULT SUMMONING AND ALSO A VARIETY SHOW AND ALSO AN ADVICE SHOW’: Jim Henson Company member Stoph Scheer and partner Anthony Sellitto-Budney join forces for an unmissable performance replete with puppetry, chaos, comedy and spiritualism. See calendar spotlight. Lost Nation Theater, Montpelier City Hall, 7:30-9 p.m. $19-30. Info, 229-0492.

DEMONSTRATION: Master gardener Steve Budington illustrates the appropriate way to plant for maximum soil health. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

VERMONT ARBOR DAY TREE

GIVEAWAY: See FRI.2.

FOMO?

Find even more local events in this newspaper and online: art

Find visual art exhibits and events in the Art section and at sevendaysvt.com/art.

film

See what’s playing at theaters in the On Screen section.

music + nightlife

Find club dates at local venues in the Music + Nightlife section online at sevendaysvt.com/ music.

Learn more about highlighted listings in the Magnificent 7 on page 11.

Stoph Scheer

cannabis

VERMONT CANNABIS & HEMP

CONVENTION: See FRI.2. community

REHEARSAL FOR ALL SPECIES

DAY: Prospective performers of all ages practice songs, make flower crowns, learn maypole dances and rehearse the Birth of Spring pageant for the annual celebration the next day. Vermont Statehouse lawn, Montpelier, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, janice@alltogethernowvt.org.

SPRING VOLUNTEER WORK DAY: Helpful community members spend the day preparing the museum for opening, including working on trails, building water bars and sprucing up indoors. Lunch provided. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 4342167.

conferences

NSA VERMONT 1-DAY

CONFERENCE: The National Stuttering Association hosts a day for adults, families and speech-language pathologists to connect and share valuable insights, support and resources. Coffee, snacks and lunch provided. Edmunds Middle School, Burlington, 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. $39-59. Info, sarahonofri@ westutter.org.

crafts

CRAFTY ADULTS: PET TOYS: Animal lovers and craft enthusiasts construct fun and engaging toys for their furry friends. All materials provided. Haskell Free Library & Opera House, Derby Line, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 888-626-2060.

dance

BERLIN CONTRA DANCE: Dancers of all ages and abilities learn at a gathering that encourages joy, laughter and friendship. Bring clean, soft-soled shoes. See website for callers and bands. Capital City Grange, Berlin, 8-11 p.m. $5-20 sliding scale. Info, 225-8921.

‘SEASONAL IMPRESSION’: See FRI.2.

education

NORWICH UNIVERSITY COMMENCEMENT: Gov. Phil Scott addresses the university’s graduating class of 2025 with an empowering keynote speech. Norwich University, Northfield, 10 a.m. Free. Info, mkolb@norwich.edu.

environment

CITY NATURE CELEBRATION: See WED.30.

GREEN UP DAY: Good Samaritans grab bags and gloves, roll up their sleeves, and dive into beautifying Burlington’s waterfront. Various waterfront locations, Burlington, 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 522-7245.

GREEN UP DAY: Volunteers across the Green Mountain State state pick up litter and spruce up their communities. See greenupvermont.org for townspecific details. Various locations statewide. Free. Info, 522-7245.

GREEN UP DAY: Participants from near and far help comb the mountain for litter and debris, followed by a celebratory barbecue to reward their hard work. Killington Resort. Free. Info, 422-3241, ext. 1. etc.

ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION:

Partygoers help the nonprofit mark eight years in its current gallery space with live music, kids’ crafts, refreshments, cake and artist demos. Milton Artists’ Guild Art Center & Gallery, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 891-2014.

BRIDGE TO A BRIGHT FUTURE: Montpelier Alive marks 25 years of community growth and resilience with tunes by the Bent Nails House Band, a dynamic dance performance and a silent auction. Capitol Plaza Hotel & Conference Center, Montpelier, 7-10 p.m. $25; cash bar. Info, 223-9604.

A CELEBRATION OF GRATITUDE

OPEN HOUSE: Guests hear more about hyperbaric oxygen therapy while enjoying light refreshments, checking out the space and asking questions. Elements of Life Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy, Montpelier, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 613-3929.

GRAND REOPENING: After nearly two years of rebuilding since devastating floodwaters entered the basement, the library proudly opens its refreshed lower level to visitors with tours, activities and refreshments. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

MAY 2-8 | WORDS

GREEN UP THROWDOWN: After they’ve helped make the state shine, volunteers gather for a post-cleaning Kentucky Derbythemed fête featuring a live stream of the race, mint juleps, barbecue and brews. Switchback Brewing’s Beer Garden & Tap House, Burlington, noon-9 p.m. Free. Info, 651-4114.

GREEN UP VERMONT AFTERPARTY: Kraemer & Kin Brewing hosts a celebratory afternoon featuring live music by the Cold Creek Pickers, food trucks, craft beverages and a raffle for helpful hands who participated in the sprucing up of Grand Isle County. North Hero Community Hall, noon4 p.m. Free; cost of food and drink. Info, 222-0197.

LA NUIT: A CELEBRATION OF THE ARTS: Guests don their fanciest cocktail attire for a rousing evening of dancing, decadent desserts and music by special guest performer Caissie Levy. Proceeds benefit the Flynn’s education and community programs. Flynn Main Stage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $100-150. Info, 863-5966.

MAY DAY: Feeling crushed by the ruling class? Locals mark International Workers’ Day with fresh bread, speakers, block prints, live music and letterpress demos. Hard-Pressed Community Print Shop & Zine Library, West Danville, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 522-6095.

OPEN FARM FUNDRAISER: Guests snuggle with baby goats, enjoy live music and soak up picturesque scenery at a community-driven benefit event for local hospital Grace Cottage. BYO blankets. Big

Pure Bliss

New Yorker cover artist — 24 covers, to be exact — and New York Times best-selling author Harry Bliss launches his new graphic memoir, You Can Never Die, at discussions across Vermont. The poignant, humorous work features Bliss’ heartwarming illustrations paired with thoughtful, tender essays that capture the ardent bond between human and canine and the immeasurable void that opens with a beloved pet’s departure. The loss of his scrappy pup, Penny, who made countless cameos in his cartoons, proved the catalyst for Bliss’ reflective memoir, a consummate representation of how grief can be processed — and even healed — through art.

HARRY BLISS

Friday, May 2, 2 p.m., at First Baptist Church of Manchester Center; and Saturday, May 3, 9 a.m., at Northshire Bookstore in Manchester. Free with Booktopia festival ticket, $130-285. Info, 362-2200, northshire.com. Tuesday, May 6, 7 p.m., at Phoenix Books in Burlington. $32. Info, 448-3350, phoenixbooks.biz. Wednesday, May 7, 7 p.m., at Bear Pond Books in Montpelier. Free. Info, 229-0774, bearpondbooks.com. Thursday, May 8, 7 p.m., at the Norwich Bookstore. Free. Info, 649-1114, norwichbookstore.com.

Picture Farm, Townshend, 10 a.m.4 p.m. $10. Info, 221-0547.

OPENING DAY: Folks explore the town’s past through engaging exhibits, fun and educational activities, and informative chats with museum volunteers. Milton Historical Museum, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1604.

RAISE THE ROOF FUNDRAISER TO END HOMELESSNESS: Lamoille Community House celebrates its annual fundraising event with live music, diverse food offerings, raffles and a silent auction. Stowe Cider, 6-9:30 p.m. $75. Info, 5217943.

SISTERHOOD CAMPFIRE: Women and genderqueer folks gather in a safe and inclusive space

to build community through journaling, storytelling, gentle music and stargazing. Leddy Park, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, sisterhoodcampfire@gmail.com.

fairs & festivals

BENNINGTON 250: EXPEDITION TO FORT TICONDEROGA: See THU.1.

MONTPELIER MAYFEST: The Capital City plays host to a full weekend of spring-y activities, including All Species Day, Montbeerlier and Montpelier Alive’s 25th birthday celebration. See montpelieralive.org for full schedule. Downtown Montpelier, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Various prices. Info, 223-9604.

food & drink

CRICKET POWDER PANCAKE

BRUNCH: Trailblazing chef Joseph Yoon cooks up the breakfast staple with a sustainable, protein-packed twist. Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m.-noon. Free; donations accepted; preregister. Info, 748-2372.

WATERBURY ONESIE PUB CRAWL: Barflies don their favorite wild and wacky one-pieces for a town-wide drinking extravaganza. Proceeds benefit the Waterbury Good Neighbor Fund and Francis of Assisi Society for Animals. Ages 21 and up. Various Waterbury locations, noon-7 p.m. $20-40. Info, 716-598-2700.

games

CEMETERY COMMITTEE BINGO: Players vie for cash prizes at this weekly event to support cemetery improvements. St. Peter’s Catholic Church, Vergennes, 5-9 p.m. $5 per 10 games. Info, 877-2367.

CHESS CLUB: All ages and abilities face off and learn new strategies. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

D&D & TTRPG GROUP: Fans of Dungeons & Dragons and other tabletop role-playing games embark on a new adventure with a rotating cast of game masters. Virtual option available. Waterbury Public Library, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, judi@ waterburypubliclibrary.com.

holidays

SPRING TEA & SWEET TREATS: Looking to get a head start on Mother’s Day? Attendees create their own cards, mini wreaths and mandala flowerpot paintings to gift, while also indulging in chair massages, art demos and goodies. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free; $5 for tea and treats. Info, 775-0356.

music

ALEDA BLISS: New songs emerge in real time as the artist and musician immerses the audience in a three-part series, The Growing Season. BALE Community Space, South Royalton, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 498-8438.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘ANIMAL KINGDOM 3D’: See THU.1.

‘ANTARCTICA 3D’: See THU.1.

‘CAN’T LOOK AWAY: THE CASE AGAINST SOCIAL MEDIA’: A 2025 documentary exposes the dark side of social media and its devastating impact on young users. A discussion follows. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 793-8510.

‘SPACE: THE NEW FRONTIER 3D’: See THU.1.

‘T. REX: GREATEST OF ALL TYRANTS 3D’: See THU.1.

AURORA CHAMBER SINGERS: Guest conductor Jeff Rehbach directs the ensemble in a sonorous spring program titled “By the Still Water,” featuring choral compositions from the Baroque and early Romantic eras. College Street Congregational Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10-30. Info, 527-2958.

CAROLYN ENGER: A celebrated pianist plays evocative classical and contemporary works in “Resonating Earth” — a program in response to the climate crisis, performed alongside stunning imagery of the environment. The Opera House at Enosburg Falls, 7-8 p.m. $10-12. Info, 933-6171.

GREEN MOUNTAIN MONTEVERDI ENSEMBLE OF VERMONT: Connoisseurs of early music gather for a world-class performance of Claudio Monteverdi’s “Vespro della

Harry Bliss

FAMI LY FU N

BABY TIME: Pre-walking little ones experience a story time catered to their infant interests. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

EQUAL PARTNERS WORKSHOP: IMPROVING

GENDER EQUALITY AT HOME: Author Kate Mangino facilitates a three-part seminar for local dads to reflect on topics such as the societal expectations of men, division of labor and domestic roles. Virtual option available. The Guild Hall, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 318-4231.

chittenden county

MUSIC & MOVEMENT WITH MISS EMMA: Little ones and their caregivers use song and dance to explore the changing seasons and celebrate everyday joys. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

PRESCHOOL MUSIC WITH LINDA BASSICK: The singer and storyteller extraordinaire guides wee ones ages birth to 5 in indoor music and movement. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info,

Pre-K patrons play and socialize after music time. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11-11:30 a.m. Free.

Little ones ages birth to 5 learn from songs, crafts and picture books. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:30 a.m. Free.

I choose you, Pikachu! Elementary and teenage fans of the franchise — and beginners, too — trade cards and play games. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier,

Kids and their caregivers meet for stories, songs and bubbles. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30-11 a.m.

Caregivers bring kiddos under 4 to a new sensory learning experience each week. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 10 a.m. Free. Info,

northeast kingdom

ACORN CLUB STORY TIME: Youngsters 5 and under play, sing, hear stories and color. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:15-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 745-1391.

FRI.2 burlington

DAD GUILD FRIDAY HANG: Local fathers gather sans kiddos to chow down on pizza, play video games and build community. The Guild Hall, Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 318-4231.

‘ONE MAN’S TRASH: A REPURPOSED CIRCUS’: A cast of big-top performers reanimates what’s left in the trash can to create a whimsical junkyard adventure for all ages. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $25. Info, info@ thecirqueus.com.

chittenden county

MUSIC TIME: Little patrons ages birth to 5 sing and dance with legendary local musician Linda Bassick. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

TEEN ADVISORY GROUP: Students in grades 6 through 12 meet to discuss the library’s Summer Reading Program and celebrate the end of the school year with special snacks. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

barre/montpelier

LEGO CLUB: Budding builders create geometric structures with snap-together blocks. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

STORY TIME & PLAYGROUP: Participants ages 5 and under enjoy themed science, art and nature activities. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

rutland/killington

‘DRAGONS & MYTHICAL BEASTS’: Calling all brave heroes! Audience members enter a magical world of magic and monsters at a fantastical, mind-blowing puppet show for all ages. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7-8 p.m. $29. Info, 775-0903.

upper valley

waterbury

LITTLE FARM HANDS: Children ages birth to 4 explore farm life in a way that’s just their size at this touch-friendly exhibit that sparks curiosity and builds confidence. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Regular admission, $12-19; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 457-2355.

AARON STARMER: A Waterbury author launches his coming-of-age young adult novel, Night Swimming, packed with ’90s nostalgia. Bridgeside Books, Waterbury, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-1441.

BUSY BEES PLAYGROUP: Blocks, toys, books and songs engage little ones 24 months and younger. Waterbury Public Library, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

rutland/killington

CIRCUS SPRINGBOARD: ‘THANK YOU FOR WAITING’: The New England Center for Circus Arts presents a modern big-top tale featuring unique aerial feats, inventive acrobatic expression and laugh-out-loud comedy for all ages. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. $1015. Info, 775-0570, ext. 201.

STORY TIME: Preschoolers take part in tales, tunes and playtime. Latham Library, Thetford, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 785-4361.

northeast kingdom

PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Youngsters and their caregivers delight in beautiful books, silly songs, creative crafts and unplugged play in the library’s cozy children’s room. Craftsbury Public Library, Craftsbury Common, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 586-9683.

SAT.3

chittenden county

CHILDREN’S PUPPET SHOW: Tykes chow down on popcorn and lemonade while viewing three fun-filled performances, including “The Little Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly,” “Aesop’s

Fables: The Lion and the Mouse,” and “Noah’s Ark.” Trinity Episcopal Church, Shelburne, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 399-7958.

CONNECTIONS & PLAY: Children with autism and other disabilities and their caregivers have fun, connect and support one another in a group setting. Facilitated by Kingston’s Autism Swagger Squad. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 11 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 878-6956.

JASON CHIN: A Caldecott-winning author and illustrator launches his newest work, Hurricane. A Q&A follows. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

MATERNAL MENTAL HEALTH BOOST &

CELEBRATION: Mothers, expecting mothers and those who have experienced loss gather for a nourishing afternoon of connection and community building, including friend “speed dating” and the creation of a Matrescence Quilt. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, rachael@fourthfamily.com.

MAYFEST: The magic of spring comes alive at a day filled with flowers, pony rides, crafts and joyful maypole dancing. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free; cost of pony rides. Info, 985-2827.

mad river valley/waterbury

CARRIE KRUCK: A New England author reads her new children’s book, Alfred Blooms, followed by a very special craft for kiddos. Inklings Children’s Books, Waitsfield, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 496-7280.

KIDS HELMET DAY: Safety first! Young riders 17 and under chow down on pancakes and get free protective headgear while parents browse special in-store deals. Bicycle Express, Waterbury, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 882-8289.

SATURDAY STORY TIME: Stories and songs helpchildren develop social and literacy skills. Waterbury Public Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

upper valley

LITTLE FARM HANDS: See FRI.2.

northeast kingdom

‘ONE MAN’S TRASH: A REPURPOSED CIRCUS’: See FRI.2. St. Johnsbury School, 1 p.m. $10-20; free for kids 5 and under. Info, 748-2600.

SUN.4

burlington

FAM JAMS: Musician and early childhood educator Alex Baron facilitates an interactive morning of music and casual play. The Guild Hall, Burlington, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 318-4231.

MASKS ON! SUNDAYS: Elderly, disabled and immunocompromised folks get the museum to themselves at a masks-mandatory morning. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 864-1848.

STEAM PLAY & LEARN: Youngsters ages 4 to 12 explore science, technology, engineering, art and mathematics with the library’s new building tool, the Rigamajig. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

SOCIAL SUNDAYS: Families participate in fun and educational art activities with diverse mediums and themes. All supplies and instruction provided. Milton Artists’ Guild Art Center & Gallery, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 891-2014.

upper valley

LITTLE FARM HANDS: See FRI.2.

MON.5

burlington

PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Bookworms ages 2 to 5 enjoy a fun-filled reading time. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

TEEN DROP-IN VOLUNTEERING: Helpful adolescents stop by the library to lend a hand with tasks such as book inventory, tidying or dusting, and preparing brochures and flyers. Snacks provided. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

READ WITH SAMMY: The Therapy Dogs of Vermont emissary listens to kiddos of all ages practice their reading. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:304:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

mad river valley/waterbury

TODDLER TIME: Little ones ages 5 and under have a blast with songs, stories, rhymes and dancing. Waterbury Public Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

upper valley

LITTLE FARM HANDS: See FRI.2.

TUE.6

burlington

SING-ALONG WITH LINDA BASSICK: Babies, toddlers and preschoolers sing, dance and wiggle along with Linda. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

STORY TIME: Youngsters from birth to 5 enjoy a session of reading, rhyming and singing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

barre/montpelier

STORY TIME: See THU.1.

northeast kingdom

LAPSIT STORY TIME: Babies 2 and under learn to love reading, singing and playing with their caregivers. Siblings welcome. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:15-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 745-1391.

PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: See FRI.2.

WED.7

burlington

DAD GUILD: Fathers (and parents of all genders) and their kids ages 5 and under drop in for playtime and connection. The Guild Hall, Burlington, 11 a.m.12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 318-4231.

TODDLER TIME: See WED.30.

chittenden county

BABY TIME: See WED.30.

PLAYGROUP & STORY TIME: See WED.30.

barre/montpelier

BABY & CAREGIVER MEETUP: See WED.30.

FAMILY CHESS CLUB: See WED.30.

mad river valley/waterbury

TEEN HANGOUT: Middle and high schoolers make friends at a no-pressure meetup. Waterbury Public Library, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

TEEN QUEER READS: LGBTQIA+ and allied youths get together each month to read and discuss ideas around gender, sexuality and identity. Waterbury Public Library, 6-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 244-7036. K

See who’s hiring.

Beata Vergine” featuring an allstar cast of local vocalists. Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $20-35. Info, 223-3631.

HANK AZARIA & THE EZ STREET

BAND: The acclaimed voice artist and impersonator known for his work on “The Simpsons” pays homage to iconic singer Bruce Springsteen at this full-tilt rock and roll tribute show. Proceeds benefit Four Through Nine Foundation. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7-9 p.m. $29.50-79.50. Info, 775-0903.

LC JAZZ DANCE PARTY: A Vergennes ensemble plays swingin’ big band tunes while folks cut a rug to benefit local student music programs and scholarships. The Old Lantern Inn & Barn, Charlotte, 7-10 p.m. $20. Info, 425-2120.

MARTIN & ELIZA CARTHY: An acclaimed British father-daughter duo performs original folk songs from their first album together. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. $15-35. Info, 382-9222.

NORTH COUNTRY CHORUS:

An ensemble of local singers perform two classical works titled “Gloria” — one by Francis Poulenc and the other by John Rutter. United Community Church, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. By donation. Info, 748-2600.

RAD FOLK SONGS: Fans of the genre receive a booklet with chords, lyrics and historical context, then sing along with the traditional tunes. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

SOCIAL BAND: Change comes apace! The lively a cappella singers honor springtime with a bright program titled “Green Leaves of Grass,” featuring works spanning from the Renaissance to contemporary compositions written by the ensemble’s members. Shelburne Town Hall, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 355-4216.

outdoors

FORAGING SKILLS: Railroad Apothecary herbalist Nick Cavanaugh guides attendees on a plant walk to Maple Street Park, sharing information about safe and ethical foraging along the way. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

NATURE WALK WITH BUG SNACKS: Edible insect ambassador and chef Joseph Yoon prepares protein-packed treats to fuel guests as they embark on the forest’s trails. Fairbanks Museum Nature Preserve, Matsinger Forest, Danville, 11 a.m.-noon. Free; donations accepted; preregister. Info, 748-2372.

WATCHING FOR WARBLERS: Green Mountain Audubon Society invites birders on a thrilling outdoor adventure to spot early migrating species on their way to nesting sites. Pelots Point Nature Area, North Hero, 8-10 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 434-3068.

québec FESTIVAL ACCÈS ASIE: See THU.1.

‘OUR LITTLE SECRET: THE 23ANDME MUSICAL’: See WED.30.

SOUTH ASIAN FILM FESTIVAL OF MONTRÉAL: See FRI.2. seminars

CURIOUS ABOUT PLANNED GIVING?: Philanthropic folks who value nature-based education, stewardship and community learn more about this method of supporting the nonprofit. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-noon. Free; preregister. Info, 229-6206.

FINDING THE STORIES OF YOUR ANCESTORS: Think ancestry charts are a real snooze? Lynn Johnson makes them fun and accessible at this workshop introducing the basic sources to help folks uncover fascinating stories embedded in their family history. Virtual option available. Vermont Genealogy Library, Essex Junction, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 871-5647.

MEDIA FACTORY ORIENTATION: Curious creatives and multimedia enthusiasts get a tour of the facilities and check out available gear. The Media Factory, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free; donations accepted; preregister. Info, 651-9692.

OFF-GRID ROUNDTABLE: Current off-gridders, people who might make the jump and folks interested in learning more gather to dialogue about the dos and don’ts of homesteading. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

sports

CAR SHOW & OPEN PRACTICE: Racers strut their stuff in advance of the Vermont track’s 66th season. Thunder Road Speedbowl, Barre, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. Info, info@thunderroadvt.com.

talks

JAY CRAVEN: In “Vermont Movies? Why? And How?,” a local filmmaker describes the satisfactions and challenges that come from a deep immersion into place-based narratives. Poultney Public Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5556.

‘TO LIVE & LOVE AS MORTALS’: The Vermont Forest Cemetery hosts three TEDx talks reflecting on mortality and encounters with death. A Q&A with the speakers follows. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, noon-3 p.m. Free. Info, info@cemetery.eco.

theater

‘DRACULA: A COMEDY OF TERRORS’: See THU.1, 2-4 & 7-9 p.m.

‘THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG’: See THU.1.

‘PUPPET SEANCE: AN OCCULT SUMMONING & ALSO A VARIETY SHOW & ALSO AN ADVICE SHOW’: See FRI.2.

‘THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW’: See THU.1.

‘[TITLE OF SHOW]’: See WED.30, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

‘THE WALLS’: See THU.1, 2-4 & 7:30-9:30 p.m.

words

BOOKTOPIA: See FRI.2, 9 a.m. FREE COMIC BOOK DAY: Fans of the genre get pumped for meet and greets with industry professionals such as Dan Abdo, the Baggs Brothers, Jenna Cha and Lonnie Nadler, as well as doughnuts, beer and other goodies. Old Town Cafe & Comics, Williston, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 839-5382.

HARRY BLISS: The New Yorker cover artist and New York Times bestselling author draws a crowd at Booktopia for a discussion of his witty graphic memoir, You Can Never Die, in conversation with fellow writer Joe Donahue. See calendar spotlight. Northshire Bookstore, Manchester, 9 a.m. Free with Booktopia festival ticket, $130-285. Info, 362-2200.

J. KEVIN GRAFFAGNINO: The author and historian discusses his latest book, Ira Allen: A Biography shining new light on the politician’s prominent role in Vermont’s formative years. Rutland Historical Society, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 479-8500.

USED BOOK SALE: Lit lovers peruse a wide array of like-new titles to benefit Ilsley Public Library. Middlebury United Methodist Church, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free; cost of books. Info, 388-4095.

VERMONT BOOK AWARDS: The Green Mountain State’s finest poets, novelists and nonfiction authors receive recognition at a reception worthy of the history books. College Hall, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $30-75; cash bar; preregister. Info, info@ vermonthumanities.org.

WRITE NOW!: Lit lovers of all experience levels hone their craft in a supportive and critique-free environment. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 223-3338.

SUN.4

agriculture

SPRING AWAKENING CELEBRATION: See FRI.2, 9 a.m.5 p.m.

community

HUMAN CONNECTION CIRCLE: Neighbors share stories from their lives and forge deep bonds. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, humanconnectioncircle@ gmail.com.

crafts

YARN CRAFTERS GROUP: See WED.30, 1-3 p.m.

environment

CITY NATURE CELEBRATION: See WED.30.

etc.

MISS VERMONT & MISS VERMONT’S TEEN COMPETITION: Promising contestants share their talents at the annual event as they vie for academic scholarships and

the honor of serving Vermont for a year. Virtual option available.

Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 2 p.m. $25-45. Info, 760-4634.

ROGUE CLOVER MARKET:

Neighbors shop for a purpose at this community-building event featuring eclectic art, handmade goods, custom cocktails and live music — all to benefit local nonprofit Migrant Justice. The Wallflower Collective, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free; cost of goods; preregister. Info, rogueclovervt@ gmail.com.

fairs & festivals

ALL SPECIES DAY: Locals honor the awakening of spring with song, dance, puppetry and a parade to the Vermont Statehouse. Hubbard

Park, Montpelier, noon-4 p.m. Free. Info, 279-0753.

BENNINGTON 250: EXPEDITION TO FORT TICONDEROGA: See THU.1.

HERRICKS COVE WILDLIFE

FESTIVAL: Nature lovers flock to an educational event packed with outdoor programs, activities, walks and hands-on experiences for all ages. Herricks Cove, Bellows Falls, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $3-5 suggested donation. Info, amas@vermontel.net.

MONTPELIER MAYFEST: See SAT.3.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘ANIMAL KINGDOM 3D’: See THU.1.

‘ANTARCTICA 3D’: See THU.1.

‘SPACE: THE NEW FRONTIER 3D’: See THU.1.

‘T. REX: GREATEST OF ALL TYRANTS 3D’: See THU.1.

food & drink

WINOOSKI RISING: The Winooski Historical Society hosts a crumb-y bread-baking extravaganza featuring live demos exploring different recipes and their cultural heritage. Winooski Senior Center, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, winooskihistory@yahoo. com.

games

DUPLICATE BRIDGE GAMES: See THU.1, 1-4:30 p.m.

health & fitness

COTS WALK: Fundraisers walk 3.6 miles, visiting the nonprofit’s locations along the way to see how donations support shelters and other services for unhoused neighbors. Battery Park, Burlington, 1-5 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 864-7402.

KARUNA COMMUNITY

MEDITATION: A YEAR TO LIVE (FULLY): Participants practice keeping joy, generosity and gratitude at the forefront of their minds. Jenna’s House, Johnson, 10-11:15 a.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, mollyzapp@live. com.

NEW LEAF SANGHA

MINDFULNESS PRACTICE: New and experienced meditators alike practice together in the Plum Village tradition of Thich

Nhat Hanh. Hot Yoga Burlington, 6-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, newleafsangha@gmail.com.

music

GREEN MOUNTAIN MONTEVERDI

ENSEMBLE OF VERMONT: See SAT.3. Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. $20-35. Info, 864-0471.

LYLE BREWER: A virtuoso guitarist blends jazz, classical, folk and blues influences for an expressive, versatile performance to remember. Artistree Community Arts Center, South Pomfret, 3 p.m. $15. Info, 457-3500.

NORTH COUNTRY CHORUS: See SAT.3, 3 p.m.

SOCIAL BAND: See SAT.3. Charlotte Congregational Church, 3-4:30 p.m. $20 suggested donation.

VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA: Pianist Jeffrey Biegel joins up with the ensemble for a rich and diverse program titled “American Rhapsody,” marking the 100th anniversary of George Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue.” Flynn Main Stage, Burlington, 3 p.m. $20-23. Info, 863-5966.

outdoors

EARLY BIRDERS MORNING WALK: You know what they say: The early bird gets the worm! New and experienced avian admirers take an outdoor stroll to observe the area’s flying, feathered friends. BYO binoculars. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 7-9 a.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 434-2167.

québec

FESTIVAL ACCÈS ASIE: See THU.1.

‘OUR LITTLE SECRET: THE 23ANDME MUSICAL’: See WED.30, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

SOUTH ASIAN FILM FESTIVAL OF MONTRÉAL: See FRI.2.

sports

27TH COMMUNITY BANK N.A.

150: The Vermont racetrack’s 2025 season opens with a bang — and some seriously nail-biting competition. Thunder Road Speedbowl, Barre, 8 a.m. $10-30; free for kids 5 and under. Info, info@thunderroadvt.com.

theater

‘DRACULA: A COMEDY OF TERRORS’: See THU.1, 2-4 p.m.

‘THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG’: See THU.1, 2 p.m.

‘PUPPET SEANCE: AN OCCULT SUMMONING & ALSO A VARIETY SHOW & ALSO AN ADVICE SHOW’: See FRI.2, 2-3:30 p.m.

‘THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW’: See THU.1, 2 p.m.

‘[TITLE OF SHOW]’: See WED.30, 2 p.m.

words

BOOKTOPIA: See FRI.2, 1 p.m.

MON.5

crafts

FUSE BEADS CLUB: Aspiring artisans bring ideas or borrow patterns to make beaded creations. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

dance

WEST AFRICAN DANCE & DRUM CLASS: Participants learn songs, rhythms and movements to the beat of live music. Ages 13 and up. Wilson Hall, McCullough Student Center, Middlebury College, 4:306 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘ANIMAL KINGDOM 3D’: See THU.1.

‘ANTARCTICA 3D’: See THU.1.

‘SPACE: THE NEW FRONTIER 3D’: See THU.1.

‘T. REX: GREATEST OF ALL TYRANTS 3D’: See THU.1.

food & drink

MONDAY NIGHT DINNER: A festive menu of handmade sopes, pork asada platters, margaritas, horchata, flan and galletas make for the perfect Cinco de Mayo celebración. Minifactory, Bristol, 4-7 p.m. $3-18; preregister. Info, 453-3280.

games

BURLINGTON ELKS BINGO: Players grab their daubers for a

competitive night of card stamping for cash prizes. Burlington Elks Lodge, 6 p.m. Various prices. Info, 802-862-1342.

language

GERMAN LANGUAGE LUNCH: Willkommen! Speakers of all experience levels brush up on conversational skills over bagged lunches. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

lgbtq

BOARD GAME NIGHT: LGBTQ tabletop fans bring their own favorite games to the party. Rainbow Bridge Community Center, Barre, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 622-0692.

music

LITTLE FEAT: A classic rock fusion act formed in 1969 plays infectious grooves with distinctive style and musicianship. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. $75-90. Info, 775-0903.

québec

FESTIVAL ACCÈS ASIE: See THU.1. ‘OUR LITTLE SECRET: THE 23ANDME MUSICAL’: See WED.30.

words

SCRIPTWRITERS’ GROUP: Got a story to tell? Talented local writers swap techniques and constructive critiques. Junction Arts & Media, White River Junction, 5:30-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 295-6688.

TUE.6 community

COFFEE & CONVERSATIONS: Neighbors share respectful thoughts about the topic of democracy over a warm cup of joe. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:3011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

CURRENT EVENTS DISCUSSION GROUP: Brownell Library holds a virtual roundtable for neighbors to pause and reflect on the news cycle. 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

crafts

ALL HANDS TOGETHER

COMMUNITY CRAFTING GROUP: Marshfield spinning maven

Donna Hisson hosts a casual gathering for fiber fans of all abilities to work on old projects or start something new. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

dance

QUAHOG DANCE THEATRE: See THU.1.

SWING DANCE PRACTICE

SESSION: All ages and experience levels shake a leg in this friendly, casual environment designed for learning. Bring clean shoes. North Star Community Hall, Burlington, 8-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 864-8382.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘ANIMAL KINGDOM 3D’: See THU.1.

‘ANTARCTICA 3D’: See THU.1. ‘SPACE: THE NEW FRONTIER 3D’: See THU.1.

‘T. REX: GREATEST OF ALL TYRANTS 3D’: See THU.1.

food & drink

SPRING FEVER WINE TASTING: Oenophiles sample a bouquet of 12 vinos, including rosé, pét-nat, white and chillable red. Standing Stone Wines, Winooski, 6:30 p.m. $15. Info, 540-7160.

games

BOARD GAME NIGHT: Neighbors show off their skills at an evening of friendly competition playing European tabletop staples such as Catan, Splendor and Concordia. Waterbury Public Library, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

DUPLICATE BRIDGE GAMES: See THU.1.

GAMES GALORE: Library patrons of all ages gather for bouts of board and card games. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

health & fitness

COMMUNITY MEDITATION: All experience levels engage in the ancient Buddhist practice of clearing the mind to achieve a state of calm. First Unitarian Universalist Society of Burlington, 5:15-6 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 862-5630. ‘SHINING A LIGHT ON MENOPAUSE’: Attendees and health experts get candid with a panel exploring the physical, emotional and hormonal shifts associated with the monumental life change. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

language

FRENCH CONVERSATION GROUP: French-speakers and learners meet pour parler la belle langue Burlington Bay Market & Café, 5:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 343-5493. ITALIAN LANGUAGE LUNCH: Speakers hone their skills in the Romance language over bagged lunches. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

music

CHAMPLAIN CONSORT: In “A Day in May: Renaissance Songs and Dances of Love and Springtime,” the ensemble performs music from the 14th to 16th centuries on unique period instruments, including the sackbut and cornetto. Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 864-0471.

FLOW SINGING: Singers both new and seasoned intertwine music and mindfulness while learning a sequence of five or six songs by ear. Heineberg Senior Center, Burlington, 11:15 a.m.-12:45

p.m. Free. Info, patricia@ juneberrymusic.com.

VERMONT’S FREEDOM & UNITY

CHORUS: Singers come together for a weekly rehearsal inspiring positive change through the power of music. Chapel of Saint Michael the Archangel, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. $35 annual dues. Info, vermontsfreedomandunity chorus@gmail.com.

outdoors

SPRING BIRD WALK: Avian aficionados join up with the Southeastern Vermont Audubon Society and the Vermont Land Trust for a rousing morning of songbird identification. BYO binoculars. Whetstone Woods, Brattleboro, 7-9 a.m. Free; donations accepted; preregister. Info, sam@vlt.org.

québec

FESTIVAL ACCÈS ASIE: See THU.1.

‘OUR LITTLE SECRET: THE 23ANDME MUSICAL’: See WED.30.

seminars

BICYCLING BASICS FOR FUN & SAFE RIDING: Looking to hop in the saddle this summer?

Instructor Nancy Schulz elucidates topics ranging from e-bikes to helmet comfort in this six-part series. An optional, guided ride follows. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 5:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, saddleshoes2@ gmail.com.

sports

GOLFING FOR SUNSHINE:

Attendees play nine holes on the big screen for a chance to win cash prizes — or just watch from the sidelines — at a fundraiser to benefit Camp Sunshine. Dinner catered by Texas Roadhouse. Back Nine Indoor Golf Lounge, South Burlington, 6 & 8:30 p.m. $10-60; preregister. Info, 324marketing@texasroadhouse. com.

words

BURLINGTON

LITERATURE GROUP:

Bookworms analyze Thomas Pynchon’s postmodern epic Gravity’s Rainbow over the course of 14 weeks. 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, info@nereadersandwriters.com.

HARRY BLISS: The New Yorker cover artist and New York Times

bestselling author draws a crowd for a discussion of his witty graphic memoir, You Can Never Die. See calendar spotlight. Phoenix Books, Burlington, 7 p.m. $32. Info, 448-3350.

WRITING CIRCLE: Words pour out when participants explore creative expression in a low-pressure environment. Virtual option available. Pathways Vermont, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 777-8691.

WED.7

activism

DISABLED ACCESS & ADVOCACY OF THE RUTLAND AREA MONTHLY ZOOM MEETING: Community members gather online to advocate for accessibility and other disability-rights measures. 11:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 779-9021.

agriculture

‘MARKETS ROI OF ORGANIC TRANSITION FOR GRAIN FARMERS’: NOFA-VT hosts a virtual seminar designed to help grain growers understand the economic potential of organic markets. 9:30-10:30 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 434-4122.

business

‘THE POWER OF ENERGETIC CHOICE’: Transformational coach and author Lisa Hopkins introduces a signature tool designed to help attendees shift from reactive patterns into intentional, creative action. Hosted by the Women Business Owners Network of Vermont. 8:30-10 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 503-0219. QUEEN CITY BUSINESS NETWORKING INTERNATIONAL GROUP: See WED.30.

VERMONT WOMENPRENEURS BIZ BUZZ ZOOM: A monthly virtual networking meetup provides a space for female business owners to connect. 10-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 870-0903‬.

crafts

FIBER NIGHT: Knitters, crocheters and weavers make progress on projects while chatting in front of the fireplace. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. YARN CRAFTERS GROUP: See WED.30.

etc.

CHAMP MASTERS

TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Those looking to strengthen their speaking and leadership skills gain new tools. Virtual option available. Dealer.com, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, champmasterstm@gmail.com.

food & drink

COMMUNITY COOKING: See WED.30.

games

CHESS TIME: Neighbors partake in the riveting ancient game of strategy. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

health & fitness

CHAIR YOGA: See WED.30.

language

SPANISH CONVERSATION: Fluent and beginner speakers brush up on their vocabulario with a discussion led by a Spanish teacher. Presented

by Dorothy Alling Memorial Library. 5-6 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, programs@damlvt.org.

music

ST. J BLUEGRASS JAM: Players and fans get together for some old-time picking and fiddling. St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church of St. Johnsbury, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 748-2600.

politics

LAKESIDE GATHERING: Local Dems celebrate Town Meeting Day victories with elected officials while taking in the sunset and learning more about the year ahead. Burlington St. John’s Club, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $40-250 sliding scale; preregister; cash bar. Info, 864-9778.

québec

FESTIVAL ACCÈS ASIE: See THU.1. ‘OUR LITTLE SECRET: THE 23ANDME MUSICAL’: See WED.30, 1 & 7:30 p.m.

sports

GREEN MOUNTAIN TABLE TENNIS CLUB: See WED.30.

talks

ANDREW BUCHANAN: A University of Vermont professor specializing in military history shares illuminating facts about D-Day and global wars. Essex United Methodist Church, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-767-0681.

HOWARD COFFIN: A historian delves into his research about Vermont sharpshooters of the Civil War and explores why the state may have been so well represented by this elite band of marksmen. Milton Grange, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 891-8020.

theater

‘[TITLE OF SHOW]’: See WED.30. ‘THE VERMONT FARM PROJECT’: Northern Stage mounts the world premiere of a joyful indie-folk musical about life on the land, asking audience members to reflect on what they harvest and what they leave behind. Byrne Theater, Barrette Center for the Arts, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $24-94. Info, 296-7000.

words

ELIZABETH A.I. POWELL: A novelist, professor and poet explores the transformative work of late Nobel laureate Louise Glück. Virtual option available. Junction Arts & Media, White River Junction, 6-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 262-2626.

HARRY BLISS: The New Yorker cover artist and New York Times bestselling author draws a crowd for a discussion of his witty graphic memoir, You Can Never Die, in conversation with Seven Days culture coeditor Dan Bolles. See calendar spotlight. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. ➆

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arts & crafts

WOODWORKING/FURNITURE

MAKING CLASSES: Classes in furniture making and skin-onframe canoe building, all suited to beginning or experienced woodworkers. Current classes include Windsor Chair Making, Shaping a Spruce Canoe Paddle, Build Your Own Cod Rib 12 Canoe and more. Go to website for full class schedule and class descriptions. All summer long, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $250 approximate daily cost. Location: 2111 Green St., Waltham. Info: Timothy Clark, 802-9893204, tim@timothyclark.com, timothyclark.com.

MOTHER’S DAY PERFUME

PARTY: Sip mimosas and savor pastries at the stunning Soule House. Bloom Lab entertains perfume connoisseurs and novices alike with this special holiday treat. You will blend your own fragrance and leave with a custom eau de parfum, crafted with intention and care. Sat., May 10, noon-2 p.m. Cost: $120. Location: e Soule House, 123 North Rd., Fairﬁeld. Info: 3553336, bloomlabvt@gmail.com, sevendaystickets.com.

kids and adults in a creative, authentic environment. Refresh your skills or start a new passion! Diverse options. Visit our website to save your spot! Allons-y!

Location: Wingspan Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info: Maggie Standley, 802-233-7676, maggiestandley@gmail.com, wingspanstudioeduc.com.

ONLINE ACTING CLASSES:

Discover how Michelle Danner Acting School’s online acting classes can enhance your craft with structured lessons and expert guidance from home. Learn how to act and to audition for ﬁlm and TV. Develop a strong acting foundation and learn to make powerful choices in your scenes. Learn cold-read auditioning and improvisation. Location: Online. Dates (all times PST/Los Angeles): Sun., 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.; Sun., 3-5 p.m.; or Tue., 4-6 p.m. Cost: $250 for 4-week program (regularly $300); $400 for 8-week program (regularly $500). Info, 310-392-0815, actingschool@ michelledanner.com, michelledanner.com/ online-acting-classes.

food & drink

PLEIN AIR WORKSHOP WITH

PHILIP FREY: Edgewater Gallery is pleased to offer a dynamic plein air painting workshop with artist Philip Frey, designed for dedicated landscape painters. Philip will present essential composition tools and a color system for choosing your color palette designed to help students create more consistent and successful paintings. Each day will start

early with an on-site painting session to include a lesson or demo, lunch and a mid-day break, and an early afternoon session to include a demo or critique. All levels are welcome, but students should be familiar with their medium, tools and easel. Registration deadline is Jun. 1. Class size limited to 12. Date: Aug. 14 & 15, Cost: $450. Location: Shelburne Farms, 1611 Harbor Rd. Info: 989-7419, info@ edgewatergallery-vt.com, edgewatergallery.co.

WINGSPAN STUDIO SCHOOLSPRING INTO ART & FRENCH: Join our ﬁve-week late-spring classes, led by a licensed French teacher and professional artist! Inspiring sessions for both

COOKING LESSON: RICE DUMPLING (ZONGZI)

WRAPPING: Zongzi are traditionally eaten during Duanwu Festival, also known as Dragon Boat Festival, which falls on the fifth day of the fifth month of the lunar calendar. Zongzi is a traditional dish made of glutinous rice stuffed with different fillings and wrapped in bamboo leaves. ey are cooked by boiling and are sweet or savory depending on the region of origin. Sat., May 17, 2-4 p.m. Cost: $40. Location: Faith United Methodist Church, 899 Dorset St., S. Burlington. Info: Vermont Chinese School, 802-307-6332, sevendaystickets.com.

MASTERCLASS SERIES: TIERED CAKES: In this workshop, you will bake cake layers; make Swiss buttercream frosting; and ﬁll, frost, stack and ﬁnish a small two-tier cake. You will walk away with your own cake and its recipe, as well as a ton of new skills and some basic cake tools to bring home. Sat., May 3, 2-6:30 p.m. Cost: $200. Location: Red Poppy Cakery, 1 Elm St., Waterbury Village Historic District. Info: 203-400-0700, janina@redpoppycakery.net, sevendaystickets.com.

kids

LITTLE CHEFS, BIG BITES, BRUNCH BUDDIES: Chef Ariel Voorhees leads a cooking class designed for kids and parents to cook together, learn new skills and create delicious brunch dishes. Whether you’re practicing for a special occasion or celebrating an ordinary Saturday, this class will show you how much fun it is to cook with your kid. Sun. May 4, 3-4:30 p.m. Cost: $150 for parent & child; $50 for each bonus kiddo. Location: Red Poppy Cakery, 1 Elm St., Waterbury Village Historic District. Info: 203-400-0700, janina@redpoppycakery.net, sevendaystickets.com.

martial arts

AIKIDO: THE POWER OF HARMONY: Cultivate core power, aerobic ﬁtness and resiliency. e dynamic, circular movements emphasize throws, joint locks and the development of internal energy. Join our community and ﬁnd resiliency, power and grace. Inclusive training, gender-neutral dressing room/ bathrooms and a safe space for all. Visitors are always welcome to watch a class! Vermont’s only intensive aikido programs. Basic classes 5 days/week. Membership rates incl. unlimited classes 6 days/week. Contact us

for info about membership rates for adults, youths & families.

Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Benjamin Pincus, 951-8900, bpincus@burlingtonaikido.org, burlingtonaikido.org.

music

TAIKO TUESDAYS, DJEMBE WEDNESDAYS!: Drum with Stuart Paton! Sessions begin May 6, Jun. 10, & Sep. 9; 4-week classes. Drop-ins welcome. Taiko on Tue.: Kids & Parents Taiko, 4-5:30 p.m.; Adult Intro Taiko, 5:30-7 p.m.; Light Saber Taiko, 7-8:30 p.m. Drums & light sabers provided. Djembe on Wed.: Intermediate Djembe, 5:30-7 p.m.; Beginner Djembe, 7-8:30

p.m. Drums provided. Cost: $92/4 weeks; 90-min. classes; $72 per person for Kids & Parents class. Location: Burlington Taiko, 208 Flynn Ave. Suite 3-G. Info: Stuart Paton, 802-448-0150, burlingtontaiko.org.

sports & ﬁ tness

OLD SPOKES HOME SPRING TUNE-UP WORKSHOP: is three-week series is for folks who would like a little more time, detailed instruction and hands-on experience. With a 3:1 student-to-instructor ratio, this class is designed to empower participants by helping them understand and care for their bicycles. Wed., May 14, 21 & 28, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $150. Location: Old Spokes Home. 331 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 863-4475, info@oldspokeshome. com, sevendaystickets.com. FIRST STRIDES VERMONT: Women who are beginning or returning to running and/or walking are invited to join us in this 12-week program based on mentoring, peer support and lifestyle habits. Every Wed., May 7-Jul. 23, 5:45 p.m. Cost: $45 preregistration rate for 12-week program. Location: Williston Village Community Park, 250 Library Ln. Info: Kasie Enman, 802-238-0820, ﬁrststridesvermont@gmail.com, ﬁrststridesvermont.com.

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Pepper

AGE/SEX: 7-year-old neutered male

ARRIVAL DATE: March 26, 2025

SUMMARY: Once a stray, Pepper is an adoring boy who’s ready for a family to love. Sweet, playful and affectionate, Pepper loves attention and enjoys spending time with his favorite humans, whether he’s curling up in your lap for a nap, sitting pretty for a brushing session or chasing after his favorite toys. If you have a calm, cozy home where Pepper can be the only pet and soak up all the love you can offer, visit him at HSCC to see if he’s the feline friend you’ve been waiting for!

DOGS/CATS/KIDS: Pepper is seeking a home without other cats. We have no history of Pepper with dogs or children.

DID YOU KNOW?

Cats need enrichment, too! Providing stimulating activities such as interactive playtime, food puzzles, high places to climb to and window perches contribute to a full, happy life (and can help mitigate common behavior concerns, too).

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GARAGE & ESTATE SALES

ESTATE SALES

Online estate sales, Essex & Colchester. Antiques, collectibles, jewelry, musical instruments, outdoor furniture, garden items, zero-turn mower, advertising collectibles & much more. Essex sale ends Wed., May 7; Colchester sale ends Wed., Apr. 30. Info, estatesales.net.

PETS & SUPPLIES

SILVER LABRADOR

PUPPIES

Beautiful Lab puppies avail. now. Raised in our family home. Dewormed & have 1st vaccination. Come w/ a health guarantee. $800. More info on Facebook:

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EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY

All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our

FSBO $39,000. Well-established restaurant on Main St. in Barre, VT. Everything included upon purchase. Staff willing to train new owners. Plenty of opportunity to expand cuisine options, grocery section, and more! Serious inquiries only. Contact (802) 299-8241.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

$5,000 REWARD To ﬁ nd Christopher Harper, North Burlington, Vt. Must know exact location.

Hair color: brown/gray.

Eye color: blue. Height: 5’8. Age: 38. Last seen on Nov. 15, 2024. Contact Burlington Police at 802-658-2700.

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GUITAR INSTRUCTION

All styles/levels. Emphasis on building strong technique, thorough musicianship, developing personal style. Paul Asbell (Big Joe Burrell, Kilimanjaro, UVM & Middlebury College faculty). Info, 802-233-7731, pasbell@ paulasbell.com.

readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels he or she has encountered discrimination should contact:

HUD Ofﬁce of Fair Housing 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309 — OR — Vermont Human Rights Commission 14-16 Baldwin St. Montpelier, VT 05633-0633 1-800-416-2010 hrc@vermont.gov

APARTMENTS & HOUSES FOR RENT

BURLINGTON, HILL SECTION SINGLE ROOM FOR RENT

Furnished 1-BR, 1-BA at 27 Latham Ct. Single furnished room w/ a shared BA. No cooking, NS & no pets. Sheets & towels provided. On the bus line. $200/ week or $867/mo. Call 802-862-2389 or email littlepapabear@ burlingtontelecom.net.

BURLINGTON 4-BR

NEAR UVM & HOSPITAL

Unfurnished 4-BR, 2-BA. 1,750 sq.ft. Bright, sunny ranch. Laundry, off-street parking, private yard. Rent incl. snow removal, lawn mowing & garbage. Gas, electric, water & all other utils. paid by tenants. Year lease, NS. Refs. & credit check req. $4,600. 134 Spear St., S. Burlington, VT 05403. Info, 802-373-2270, jtbiss@msn.com.

HOUSEMATES

COMMUNITY

PROPERTY MANAGER

Multigenerational eco-community in Johnson, Vt., seeking a property manager w/ eco-conscious/ community living property maintenance skills. For detailed description of skills req., see Seven Days online ad. Beautiful living space perfect for single or couple in exchange for 12-hour workweek. Refs., trial period req. Contact: soothinglife18@ gmail.com.

ELECTRONICS

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FINANCIAL & LEGAL

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BENEFITS

You may qualify for disability beneﬁ ts if you are between 52 & 63 years old & under a doctor’s care for a health condition that prevents you from working for a year or more. Call now: 1-877-247-6750. (AAN CAN)

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HOME & GARDEN

TREE REMOVAL & TRIMMING

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DerekCo Carpentry & Excavating has all of your carpentry & excavating needs covered! Visit our website & contact us for a free estimate. Info, 802-310-4090, derek@derekco.com, derekco.com.

TREE SERVICE

Experienced, professional & insured arborist offering services to Chittenden & Addison County. Free estimates! Call or text Andrew at 508-789-8669.

NEED NEW WINDOWS? Drafty rooms? Chipped or damaged frames? Need outside noise reduction? New, energy-efﬁ cient windows may be the answer! Call for a consultation & free quote today: 1-877-2489944. (AAN CAN)

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MOVING & HAULING

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Markoski’s has established a local reputation for being a team of friendly professionals who treat their customers like family. Based out of Chittenden County, we go across Vermont & out of state. Contact Rick at rickmarkoski@gmail. com, & please browse our reviews & jobs on Facebook & Front Porch Forum.

Publication Date: 04/30/2025

Vehicles

INVITATION TO BID: RIVERSIDE VILLAGE

SIDEWALK PROJECT, JERICHO STP BP21(13)

CARS & TRUCKS

GOT AN UNWANTED CAR?

Donate it to Patriotic Hearts. Fast, free pickup in all 50 states. Patriotic Hearts’ programs help veterans ﬁnd work or start their own business. Call 24-7: 1-855-4027631. (AAN CAN)

1937 FORD Mild street rod, 1937 Ford. 2-door slant-back sedan. Updated w/ ’53 ﬂathead & ’39 syncro tranny. Tube shocks, sway bars front & rear. 60K original miles. Solid, reliable driver. Asking $20,000. Contact Mr. T at 802-472-7045.

e Town of Jericho is accepting sealed bids for the Riverside Village Sidewalk Project (Jericho STP B21(13)). Work includes the construction of approximately 1600 lineal feet of concrete sidewalk, installation of Rectangular Rapid Flashing Beacons and associated work. e contract plans and bid documents can be viewed at the Jericho Town Ofﬁ ce, 67 Vermont Route 15, Jericho VT or by e-mail to the Municipal Project Manager, Sai Sarepalli, ssarepalli@ccrpcvt.org.

Sealed bids will be accepted until 3:00 PM prevailing time on Wednesday, May 14, 2025. For more detailed information please visit: https:// jerichovt.org/riverside-sidewalk

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT WASHINGTON PROBATE DIVISION DOCKET NO.: 25-PR-00704

In re ESTATE of Lesla Jean Lehtonen

NOTICE TO CREDITORS

To the creditors of: Lesla Jean Lehtonen, late of Waterbury, Vermont.

I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the ﬁ rst publication of this notice. e claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. e claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period.

Dated: Tuesday, December 31, 2024 Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Janet Hoge

Executor/Administrator: Janet Hoge, P.O. Box 66, Burlington, Vermont 05402 Email: acusick-loecher@sheeheyvt.com Phone: (802) 865-6326

Name of Publication: Seven Days

Name of Probate Court: State of VermontWashington Probate Division Address of Probate Court: 65 State Street, Montpelier, VT 05602

OFFICIAL WARNING

TOWN OF UNDERHILL — SPECIAL TOWN MEETING MAY 6, 2025

e legal voters of the Town of Underhill, in the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont are hereby NOTIFIED AND WARNED to meet for a Special Town Meeting at the Town Ofﬁ ces in Underhill, Vermont on Tuesday, May 6, 2025, between the hours of seven o’clock (7:00) in the forenoon (a.m.), at which time the polls will open, and seven o’clock (7:00) in the afternoon (p.m.), at which time the polls will close, to vote by Australian ballot upon the following Articles:

Article 1 Shall general obligation bonds or notes of the Town of Underhill in an aggregate principal amount not to exceed Eight Hundred Seventy-eight ousand and 00/100 Dollars ($878,000.00), subject to reduction from available state and federal construction grants in-aid and other ﬁ nancial resources, be issued to ﬁ nance the removal and replacement of Bridge #7 on Pleasant Valley Road?

Article 2 Shall the voters of Underhill authorize the acquisition of a new tandem axle dump truck, with plow package, at a cost not to exceed $305,000.00 to be ﬁ nanced over a period not to exceed ﬁ ve (5) years?

e legal voters of the Town of Underhill are further notiﬁ ed that voter qualiﬁ cation, registration, and absentee voting relative to said Special Town Meeting shall be as provided in Chapters 43, 51 and 55 of Title 17, Vermont Statutes Annotated.

e legal voters of the Town of Underhill are further notiﬁ ed and warned that a public informational meeting will be held on ursday, May 1, 2025, at Town Hall and electronically on the GoToMeeting platform beginning at seven o’clock (7:00) in the afternoon (p.m.), for the purpose of explaining the two Articles above and the ﬁ nancing for them.

Adopted and approved at a meeting of the Selectboard of the Town of Underhill duly called, noticed, and held March 27, 2025.

Dated: March 27, 2025

TOWN OF UNDERHILL SELECTBOARD

/s/ Robert N Stone

Robert Stone, Chair

/s/ Patricia H Richards

Patricia Richards, Vice Chair

Absent

Dan Steinbauer /s/ Maureen CollinsKolb Maureen CollinsKolb /s/ Shara Tarule Shara Tarule

Received for record this 28th day of March 2025. /s/ Sherri Morin

Sherri Morin, Town Clerk

An informational meeting will be held on ursday, May 1, 2025 from 7:00 PM to 8:00 PM at the Underhill Town Hall located at 12 Pleasant Valley Road. Remote options are available: Special Town Meeting Informational Meeting 5-1-2025

May 1, 2025, 7:00PM (EST)

Please join my meeting from your computer, tablet or smartphone.

https://meet.goto.com/592270917

You can also dial in using your phone.

Access Code: 592-270-917

United States: +1 (224) 501-3412

Get the app now and be ready when your ﬁ rst meeting starts: https://meet.goto.com/install

Additional information can be found on the Town of Underhill website: https://www.underhillvt.gov

INVITATION TO BIDDERS

e Food Service Directors Association, in conjunction with the Vermont School Purchasing Group and e

AM, Monday, May 26th, 2025 at dougdavisvt@ gmail.com

The proposals will be opened at the same time and location. Notification of the award, if any, will be made no later than 60 days from the date of opening.

Please follow the submission directions in the Bid Packet. Anyone interested in receiving a full bid packet or more information, contact Doug Davis, Co-Chair of The Food Service Directors Association at the email address above.

TOWN OF ESSEX 2025 GREENFIELD ROAD STORMWATER OUTFALL PROJECT

The Town of Essex invites you to prepare a Bid for the Town of Essex 2025 Greenfield Road Stormwater Outfall Project. Work associated with this Project is to be completed by September 12th, 2025. Work includes the replacement of 85 LF of stormwater pipe and installation of a stone outfall. Bid packages are available at the Town Public Works Office, 5 Jericho Road, Essex Center or by e-mail to dgregoire@essex.org. Sealed bids will be received at the Town of Essex Public Works Office or mailed to the Town of Essex, Department of Public Works, 81 Main Street Essex Jct., VT 05452 until 10:00 AM on Friday, May 23rd, 2025. Questions can be directed to the Town Public Works at (802) 878-1344.

CITY OF ESSEX JUNCTION NOTICE OF ADOPTION OF MUNICIPAL ORDINANCE

On April 23, 2025, the City Council of Essex Junction, Vermont, adopted Chapter 21 Regulation of Stormwater Utility. This notice is published pursuant to 24 V.S.A. § 1972 to inform the public of these amendments and the citizens’ right to petition for a vote to disapprove these amendments. Municipal Ordinance Chapter 21 Regulation of Stormwater Utility, which establishes and outlines the structure of the Stormwater Utility and credit manual.

The full text of the Ordinances may be examined at the City Office at 2 Lincoln Street, Essex Junction, VT 05452, and may be examined during regular office hours or on the City’s website www. essexjunction.org.

CITIZENS’ RIGHT TO PETITION FOR VOTE

Title 24 V.S.A. § 1973 grants citizens the right to petition for a vote at a special or Annual Meeting to disapprove ordinance amendments adopted by the City Council. To exercise this right, citizens must present to the City Council or the City Clerk a petition for a vote on the question of disapproving the amendments signed by not less than five percent (5%) of the City’s qualified voters. The petition must be presented within forty-four (44) days following the date of the adoption of the amendments. The amendments to Chapter 21, Regulation of Stormwater Utility, shall become effective upon passage unless a petition requesting a vote is filed pursuant to 24 V.S.A. § 1973.

PERSON TO CONTACT

Additional information pertaining to this Ordinance may be obtained by contacting Regina Mahony, City Manager at admin@essexjunction.org or by calling 802-878-6944 during regular office hours.

TOWN OF RICHMOND

DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD AGENDA

MAY 14, 2025, AT 7:00 PM

Location: 3rd floor meeting room Richmond Town Offices, 203 Bridge Street Richmond VT, 05477

Join Zoom Meeting: https://us02web.zoom. us/j/89057870483

Meeting ID: 890 5787 0483

Call-in: +1 929 205 6099 US (New York)

Application materials may be viewed at http://www.richmondvt.gov/boardsminutes/ development-review-board/ before the meeting. Please call Tyler Machia, Zoning Administrator, at

802-434-2430 or email tmachia@richmondvt.gov with any questions.

Public Comment on Non-Agenda Items Public Hearing

Item 1.

SP2025-02 Town of Richmond Parcel ID#BC0058

Project Location: 58 Browns Court

1. Project Description: The Applicants, are seeking site plan review to amend the site plan for the preexisting outdoor recreation facility located at Browns Court. The Applicants are looking to update the landscaping plan for the project. The Applicants are also looking to provide a phasing plan for the project.

2. Disclosure of potential conflicts of interest or ex parte communication.

Item 2.

SUB2025-04 David Sunshine & Carol B. Jordan

Parcel ID#JR1582

Project Location: 1582 Jericho Rd

1. Project Description: The Applicants are seeking final approval for a proposed two lot subdivision that will create two new lots, Parcel 3 and Parcel 5. Parcel 3 of this proposed subdivision is 168.7 acres and will be improved with a single-family residence. Parcel 5 is 2.57 acres and will be improved with a single-family residence.

2. Disclosure of potential conflicts of interest or ex parte communication.

Item 3.

PRESUB2025-05 Jessica & Micheal Sipes Parcel

ID#WF0060

Project Location: 60 Wolf Lane

1. Project Description: The Applicants, Jessica & Michael Sipes, are applying for preliminary subdivision review. They are proposing a two-lot residential subdivision. One lot of the subdivision would consist of 1.74 acres and would include the existing house. The second lot would consist of 13.05 acres and would contain an existing studio barn that would be converted to contain a dwelling unit. The proposed second lot currently has a restriction on it noting that residential uses are prohibited. The applicants are seeking to remove this restriction.

2. Disclosure of potential conflicts of interest or ex parte communication.

IN ACCORDANCE WITH VT TITLE 9 COMMERCE AND TRADE CHAPTER 098:

Storage Units 3905. Enforcement of Lien, Champlain Valley Self Storage, LLC shall host a private auction of the following unit on or after 5/31/25:

Contents: household goods

Location: 78 Lincoln St Essex Jct., VT Xin Jin: #241

Location: 485 Nokian Tyres Dr. Colchester, VT Robert Staudt: #2089

Auction pre-registration is required, email info@ champlainvalleyselfstorage.com to register.

PUBLIC HEARING

WINOOSKI DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD

A public hearing will be held by the Winooski Development Review Board on Thursday, May 15, 2025 beginning at 6:30 p.m. to consider the following:

Planned Unit Development Review – 114 St. Peter St.

Applicant has submitted a request to build a priority housing project with a two-unit dwelling. This property is located in the City’s Residential C (R-C) Zoning District. Planned Unit Development Review under Section 6.3 of the ULUDR is required for projects with multiple principal structures on a lot in the R-C Zoning District.

This hearing will begin at 6:30pm. Members of the public that are interested in participating in this hearing can do so by attending in person at Winooski City Hall, 27 West Allen Street, Winooski, VT; or electronically by visiting https://us06web. zoom.us/j/82129899225 or by calling (301) 715 8592 and using Webinar ID: 821 2989 9225. Toll charges may apply.

Members of the public interested in participating in the above captioned hearing are requested, but not required to make their intentions known by completing the public comment request form located on the City’s website at https://www. winooskivt.gov/FormCenter/Human-Resources-6/ Public-Comment-Request-Form-61 at least 24 hours in advance to ensure this information is included in the record of the hearing. This will also allow the chair to recognize participants to provide testimony at the appropriate time during the hearing.

The Development Review Board will hold a public hearing on this matter before rendering a decision. Decisions of the Development Review Board can be appealed by “interested persons” (as defined by 24 V.S.A. § 4465) to the Environmental Division of the Vermont Superior Court.

Questions or comments on this matter can be directed to Ravi Venkataraman, AICP, CFM, Director of City Planning by calling 802.655.6410 or visiting Winooski City Hall at 27 West Allen Street during normal business hours. Information related to this matter will also be available on the City’s website at https://www.winooskivt.gov/229/ Development-Review-Board

BURLINGTON

CITY

IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-FIVE AN ORDINANCE IN RELATION TO VACANT BUILDINGS, BCO CHAPTER 8, ART. III

ORDINANCE 8.1

Sponsor: Councilor Traverse, Ordinance Committee Public Hearing Dates:

First reading: 11/12/24

Referred to: Ordinance Committee Rules suspended and placed in all Stages of passage:

Second reading: 04/14/25

Action: adopted Date: 04/14/25

Signed by Mayor: 04/17/25

Published: 04/30/25

Effective: 05/21/25

It is hereby Ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington as follows:

That Chapter 8, Buildings and Building Construction, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and is hereby amended by amending Article III, Abatement and Rehabilitation of Vacant Buildings and Dangerous Structures, Sections 8-43, Definitions; 8-44, Enforcement authority; 8-45, Obligations of owners of dangerous structures and buildings; 8-47, Vacant building permit; inspection; maintenance standards; fees; and 8-49, Enforcement and penalties; to read as follows:

ARTICLE III. ABATEMENT AND REHABILITATION OF VACANT BUILDINGS AND DANGEROUS STRUCTURES

8-42 Statement of findings and purpose. As written

8-43 Definitions.

The words and phrases used in this section have the following meanings unless their context clearly indicates otherwise:

(1) Director means the director of the enforcement agency Department of Permitting & Inspections or his/her their designee.

(2) Vacant structure means any structure or building that is:

(i) Unoccupied and condemned by the Director pursuant to applicable provisions of the code; or (ii) Unoccupied and has multiple code violations; or (iii) Unoccupied and the building, structure, or its premises has been the site of unlawful activity within the previous six (6) months; or (iv) Condemned by the Director and unlawfully occupied; or

(v) Unoccupied by a person or occupied by unauthorized persons for over one hundred eighty (180) days and during which time the Director has issued an order to correct public nuisance conditions and same have not been corrected in a code compliant manner; or (vi) Unoccupied or unused for over two hundred ten (210) days.

(vii) The term “vacant structure” shall not include:

(a) unoccupied by a person or occupied by unauthorized persons for two hundred ten (210) days excepting permitted warehouse or permitted storage structures, garages accessory buildings not intended for human occupancy (accessory buildings are as defined by Comprehensive Development Ordinance, Section 13.1.2 of Appendix A) that are actively used for their intended function, or vacation or resort facilities or those buildings or structures only used on a seasonal basis;

(b) and those buildings or structures being newly constructed within the terms of their building and zoning permits or under substantial rehabilitation for a period of one (1) year from the date that the building permit or zoning permit is issued or from when the construction starts —whichever is later. (3) – (6) As written (7) Unoccupied building means a building that is unattended and is not actively used as a place of residence or business.

8-44 Enforcement authority.

The director of the department of permitting and inspections is authorized to administer and enforce the provisions of this article. The director shall determine if a property meets the standards of a vacant building under this article . The director may take such measures as are necessary for the proper administration of the article, including, but not limited to, maintaining lists on the status of vacant buildings or structures. The director may delegate their powers and duties under this chapter to an appropriate administrator or any inspector so designated.

8-45 Obligations of owners of dangerous structures and buildings.

(a) A building or structure or part thereof that is or becomes dangerous or unsafe shall be made safe and secure within twenty-four (24) hours of such danger being declared by a duly authorized official of the city. If the director or their designee determines the building cannot be made safe or secure, the owner shall take down and remove the building within sixty (60) days after such determination. An owner of such a dangerous or unsafe building or structure who would make safe or would take down and remove such a building or structure pursuant to this section shall comply with all applicable building, fire prevention, zoning ordinances and codes, including Article 9 of the zoning ordinance, the Housing Replacement Ordinance, and any other applicable code or ordinance. An administrative fee of one hundred dollars ($100.00) per structure shall be charged to the owner(s) of a dangerous structure and/or building upon issuance of the determination to offset the cost to the city for the administrative time of the director or their designee in issuing the determination. This fee is to help eleviate the administrative cost of issuance of the order, it does not address any fines or fees that may be issued if the order is not followed by the owner(s). No change of use or occupancy shall be compelled by reason of such reconstruction or restoration.

(b) - (f) As written.

8-46 Obligations of owners of vacant or abandoned buildings or structures. As written.

8-47 Vacant building permit; inspection; maintenance standards; fees.

(a) - (e) As written.

(f) (1) A fee of seven hundred fifty dollars ($750.00) shall be charged for a each vacant building permit or renewal of such permits issued under Section 8-47(d). The fee is to be paid at the time of application or renewal. No permit shall be issued prior to payment of the permit or renewal fee. The amount of the fee shall be based on the duration of time the building has been vacant as determined by the following scale:

(i) One thousand dollars ($1,000.00) per quarter for buildings that have been vacant for less than one year as measured from the date the building was declared vacant;

(ii) One thousand five hundred dollars ($1,500.00) per quarter for buildings that have been vacant for at least one year as measured from the date the building was declared vacant.

Legal Notices

For residential 1 or 2 unit properties:

(i) Seven hundred fifty dollars ($750.00) per quarter for buildings that have been vacant for less than one year as measured from the date the building was declared vacant;

(ii) One thousand dollars ($1,000.00) per quarter for buildings that have been vacant for at least one year as measured from the date the building was declared vacant.

(2) As written

(3) All but seventy-five two hundred dollars

($ 200.00 75.00) of this fee shall be waived when a building is being rehabilitated pursuant to applicable building, fire, and zoning permits and the owner has spent at least five (5) percent of the assessed valuation of the building or structure on rehabilitation, not including the cost of permits, in the prior three (3) month period. The full fee shall be tendered with the request for a waiver and shall be refunded if the waiver is granted but for the seventy-five two hundred dollars ($ 200.00 75.00).

(4) All but seventy-five two hundred dollars ($ 200.00 75.00) of this fee shall be waived if an owner has secured all the duly required state and local permits to demolish the building or structure. The full fee shall be tendered with the request for a waiver and shall be refunded if the waiver is granted but for the seventy-five two hundred dollars ($ 200.00 75.00). The owner shall demolish the building or structure within one (1) month of securing said permits; this waiver shall be void and the vacant building permit fee shall be owed if the owner fails to demolish within this time. The time to demolish may be extended upon a showing of good cause.

(5) Fees under this Article shall not apply to buildings owned by a department of the City of Burlington.

(5) Once the permit has expired and the city deems the property no longer eligible for renewal of said permit, the city shall notify the owner. The owner shall either show proof of active marketing for sale or lease, a plan for rehabilitation including proof of construction under contract or proof of immediate demolition. Should none of the above be presented to the city within five(5) days of the expiration of the permit, the owner shall be fined one hundred dollars($100.00) per day until such proof is presented.

(g) Signs/markings . When required pursuant to this section, signs or markings on the buildings

PLACE AN AFFORDABLE NOTICE AT: SEVENDAYSVT.COM/LEGAL-NOTICES OR CALL 802-865-1020, EXT. 142.

determined to be especially unsafe in case of fire shall be applied on the front of the property, and elsewhere as the Director, fire chief, or their designee may require, at or above the second floor level and shall not be placed over doors, windows or other openings. All signs/markings shall be visible from the street and, when requested by the fire chief, shall be placed on the sides and the rear of the property. Signs/markings shall be two (2) square feet with lines of two (2) inch width, and shall have a reflective background, or be painted with reflective paint, in contrasting colors as approved by the fire chief. Signs/markings shall be applied directly on the surface of the property and shall state the date of posting and the most recent date of inspection by the fire chief and director.

8-48 Appeals and Variances. As written

8-49 Enforcement and penalties.

(a) Penalty.

(1) A person shall be subject to a civil penalty of five hundred dollars ($500.00) with a waiver penalty of one hundred fifty dollars ($150.00) for the following offenses:

a. Failure to apply for a vacant building permit or the filing of an incomplete application;

b. Failure to pay the vacant building fee;

c. Failure to schedule an inspection or to show up provide in-person access for an inspection for which notice has been given;

d. Failure to comply with the obligations set forth in Sections 8-46 (c) and (d); and

e. Failure to comply with an order of the enforcement officer in the time required, with each separate deficiency ordered to be corrected being deemed a separate order.

(2) A person who repeats the same offenses three (3) times within a twelve (12) month period shall be deemed to have committed a criminal offense for the third offense subject to a fine of five hundred dollars ($500.00). Each day that a violation is continued shall constitute a separate offense.

(3) Prosecution under this section is a remedy cumulative to any and all other remedies at law and equity, and in no way preempts, supersedes, or bars prosecution for violation of this article under subsection (b) of this section.

(b) I f a vacant building permit is denied or has expired and the city deems the property ineligible for said permit, the city shall notify the owner. Within ten (10) days of receiving this notice or five (5) days of the expiration of an existing permit,

Support Groups

SUPPORT GROUPS

A CIRCLE OF PARENTS FOR SINGLE MOTHERS

Please join our parent-led online support group designed to share our questions, concerns & struggles, as well as our resources & successes! Contribute to our discussion of the unique but shared experience of parenting. We will be meeting weekly on Thu., 5:15 p.m. on Zoom. For more info or to register, please contact Heather at hniquette@pcavt.org, 802-498-0607, pcavt.org/ family-support-programs.

AL-ANON

For families & friends of alcoholics. Phone meetings, electronic meetings (Zoom) & an Al-Anon blog are avail. online at the Al-Anon website. For meeting info, go to vermontalanonalateen.org or call 866-972-5266.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS

If you want to drink, that’s your business. If you want to stop, that’s ours. Call the Vermont statewide anonymous hotline: 802-802-2288. Alcoholics Anonymous holds daily meetings all over Vermont, both in person & online. See burlingtonaa.org for meetings, news & events in

whichever is later, the owner must provide proof of active marketing for sale or lease, a plan for rehabilitation including proof of construction under contract, or proof of immediate demolition. Should none of the above be presented to the city within the time allotted, the owner shall be fined two hundred dollars ($200.00) per day until such proof is presented. This fine shall be applied in addition to any penalties set forth in subsection (a).

(c) Any violation of this article is also declared to be a public nuisance and subject to removal or abatement upon a finding of violation by the superior court. An abatement action as contemplated by Section 8-45 is discretionary and is not a precondition to criminal prosecution under this section, nor is a survey report by the director pursuant to Section 8-45 a prerequisite for prosecution under this section.

(d) Any order issued pursuant to this article shall be recorded in the office where the land records are kept, thereby becoming effective against any purchaser, mortgagee, attaching creditor, lienholder or other person whose claim or interest in the property arises subsequent to the recording of the order. Once the violation(s) is certified to be corrected, such orders shall be removed from the record. All fees, costs, or charges assessed pursuant to this article shall be a tax lien upon the real property pursuant to 32 V.S.A. § 5061, so long as the lien is recorded in the office where the land records are kept.

(e) A vacant unit for which a fee as required in this section has not been paid shall be in violation of the city vacant building ordinance and subject to the penalties set forth herein. In addition, if the enforcement agency determines that a person has failed to pay the fee due under this section, the agency shall mail to such person a statement showing the balance due and shall add thereto a twenty-five dollar ($25.00) late payment or interest at a rate of twelve (12) percent per year, whichever is greater. That unpaid balance and penalty total shall be subject to interest at a rate of twelve (12) percent per year from the due date until the date of payment. The charges levied in this chapter shall constitute a lien upon the property and may be enforced within the time and manner provided for the collection of taxes on property.

8-50 - 8-59 Reserved.

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** Material underlined added.

CONTACT CLASSIFIEDS@SEVENDAYSVT.COM OR 802-865-1020 EXT. 115 TO UPDATE YOUR SUPPORT GROUP

BT/ks/Ordinances 2024/Vacant Buildings/BCO Ch. 8, Art. III

Secs. 8-43, 44, 45, 47, and 49. 3/18/2025

CITY OF BURLINGTON IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-FIVE AN ORDINANCE IN RELATION TO CD0-PEFORMING ART CENTERS IN THE E-LM DISTRICT ZA-25-04

ORDINANCE 8.3

Sponsors: Planning, Planning Commission, Ordinance Committee

Public Hearing Date: 04/14/25

First reading: 02/10/25

Rules suspended and placed in all stages of passage: Referred to: Ordinance Committee

Second reading: 03/24/25

Action: adopted Date: 04/14/25

Signed by Mayor: 04/17/25

Published: 04/30/25

Effective: 05/21/25

It is hereby Ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington as follows:

That Appendix A, Comprehensive Development Ordinance, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by modify Appendix A Use Table—All Zoning Districts, Footnote 32, thereof to read as follows:

32. Performing Arts Centers (PACs) in the E-LM zone shall be limited to properties with frontage on Pine Street up to 5,000 square feet in size, and to properties with frontage on Industrial Parkway up to 15,000 square feet in size . Performing Arts Centers may contain accessory space for preparation and serving food and beverages, including alcohol, provided this accessory space comprises less than 50% of the entire establishment.

***Rest of Appendix A Use Table – All Zoning Districts as written.

* Material stricken out deleted.

** Material underlined added.

Planning/KS/Ordinances 2025/ZA-25-04 Performing Arts Centers in the E-LM District CDO Appendix A

Chittenden & Grand Isle counties. For meeting & events throughout Vermont, see aavt.org.

ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION SUPPORT GROUPS

Support groups meet to provide assistance & info on Alzheimer’s disease & related dementias. They emphasize shared experiences, emotional support & coping techniques in care for a person living w/ Alzheimer’s or a related dementia. Meetings are free & open to the public. Families, caregivers & friends may attend. Please call in advance to confirm the date & time. The Williston caregiver support group meets in person on the 2nd & 4th Tue. of every mo., 5-6:30 p.m., at the Old Brick Church in Williston. Contact support group facilitators Molly at dugan@cathedralsquare.org or Mindy at moondog@burlingtontelecom.net. The Middlebury support group for individuals w/ early stage dementia meets on the 4th Tue. of each mo., 3 p.m., at the Residence at Otter Creek, 350 Lodge Rd., Middlebury. Contact is Daniel Hamilton, dhamilton@residenceottercreek.com or 802-989-0097. The Shelburne support group for individuals w/ early stage dementia meets on the 1st Mon. of every mo., 2-3 p.m., at the Residence at Shelburne Bay, 185 Pine Haven Shores, Shelburne. Contact is support group facilitator Lydia Raymond, lraymond@residenceshelburnebay. com. The telephone support group meets on the 2nd Tue. of each mo., 4-5:30 p.m. Preregistration

is required (to receive dial-in codes for toll-free call). Please dial the Alzheimer’s Association’s 24/7 Helpline, 800-272-3900, for more info. For questions or additional support group listings, call 800-272-3900.

ANXIETY RELIEF GROUP

Anxiety Relief Group is a safe setting for relaxing & exploring your feelings w/ others through gentle socialization & self-expression, building up what makes you centered & strong. Wed., 4-5:30 p.m. Both in-person & Zoom options avail. In-person meetings are held at the Pathways Vermont Community Center at 279 N. Winooski Ave. in Burlington. Email us for the Zoom link & more info: pvcc@pathwaysvermont.org.

BRAIN INJURY SUPPORT GROUP

Vermont Center for Independent Living offers virtual monthly meetings, held on the 3rd Wed. of every mo., 1-2:30 p.m. The support group will offer valuable resources & info about brain injury. It will be a place to share experiences in a safe, secure & confidential environment. To join, email Linda Meleady at lindam@vcil.org & ask to be put on the TBI mailing list. Info: 800-639-1522.

BREAST CANCER SURVIVOR DRAGON BOAT TEAM

Looking for a fun way to do something active & health-giving? Want to connect w/ other

breast cancer survivors? Come join Dragonheart Vermont. We are a breast cancer survivor & supporter dragon boat team who paddle together in Burlington. Please contact us at info@ dragonheartvermont.org for info.

BURLINGTON MEN’S PEER GROUP

Tue. nights, 7-9 p.m., in Burlington. Free of charge, 30 years running. Call Neils 802-877-3742.

CONVERSATIONS ABOUT SUICIDE

Conversations About Suicide is a judgment-free & open space to talk about personal experiences of suicidal ideation. The group is facilitated by peer support staff w/ lived experience of suicidality. Thu., 4-5 p.m., at Pathways Vermont Community Center, located at 279 N. Winooski Ave. in Burlington. Email us for more info: pvcc@ pathwaysvermont.org.

DISABILITY SUPPORT GROUP

Our group is a space for mutual support, open to anybody who identifies as disabled, differently abled or having a disability. Whether your disability is visible, invisible, physical or cognitive, this group is for you! The group meets every Mon., 1:15-2:15 p.m., at 279 N. Winooski Ave. in Burlington & online on Zoom. Email us for the Zoom link & more info: pvcc@pathwaysvermont.org.

YOUR TRUSTED LOCAL SOURCE.

Vermont Tent Company is currently accepting applications for the following positions for immediate employment and future summer/fall employment starting in May. Full time, part time, after school and weekend hours available for each position. Pay rates vary by position with minimum starting wage ranging from $19-$23/hour depending on job skills and experience. We also offer retention and referral bonuses.

• Tent Maintenance

• Tent Installation

• Drivers/Delivery

• Load Crew Team

Interested candidates submit application online: vttent.com/ employment. No phone calls, please.

Electrical Apprentices & Electricians

Apprentices to have all apprenticeship fees paid. Licensed electricians receive a sign-on bonus and competitive wages.

To apply call (970)-618-7151 or email resume to jacob@hellbrook.io

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MU LTIPLE POSITIONS OPEN!

Are you our next Guest Services Representative? Buyer? Produce Associate? Scan to see all open positions!

ST AFF CURATED BENEFIT S Apply online at healthylivingmarket.com/careers

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Bookkeeper (and Board Members)

Milton Artists’ Guild (MAG) is a nonproﬁt organization dedicated to supporting and promoting local artists.

We are looking for a bookkeeper to monitor and ensure all aspects of our ﬁnances are current and follow MAG policy. The ideal candidate would work a hybrid schedule meeting at the gallery once per week. Up to 10 hours/week. Starting at $25/hr.

To Apply: Please submit your resume and cover letter to Corrina Thurston, Executive Director Milton Artists’ Guild director@miltonartistsguild.org

MAG is also looking for new Board Members! If you’re interested in learning more about serving on our volunteer board of directors, email Corrina Thurston for more details. Email prior to May 12th! Director@miltonartistsguild.org

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ATTENTION RECRUITERS:

POST YOUR JOBS AT: JOBS.SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POST-A-JOB PRINT DEADLINE: NOON ON MONDAYS (INCLUDING HOLIDAYS) FOR RATES & INFO: MICHELLE BROWN, 802-865-1020 X121, MICHELLE@SEVENDAYSVT.COM

INFORMATION OFFICER

Education and Outreach

Full-time in Grand Isle, VT

Seeking a detail-oriented Information Officer to facilitate grants that support mission-driven projects to improve water quality and environmental engagement within the Lake Champlain Basin.

More information: neiwpcc.org/about-us/careers

To apply: send a cover letter, resume and writing sample to jobs@neiwpcc.org

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Customer Service Associate

The Customer Service Associate is responsible for processing incoming orders and for providing excellent customer service to our broad range of customers. The successful candidate will receive and process large amounts of incoming orders by phone, web, fax, or email. They will also be responsible for answering customer questions about our products, and about growing practices in general. Practical working knowledge of and experience with backyard and/or commercial vegetable production would be an asset. This position is year round, full time winter, part time summer, non-exempt, hourly.

A complete job description can be obtained on our website: highmowingseeds.com/sta -and-careers

Please email your resume, cover letter, and references to jobs@highmowingseeds.com with job title in the subject line. Position open until ﬁlled . No phone calls please.

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Are you an experienced Project Foreman/ Lead Carpenter in the Addison & Chittenden County (VT) area and looking for a new opportunity to showcase your skills?

Our leading construction company is seeking a talented foreman to join our dynamic team.

With a reputation for excellence and a commitment to quality, we offer a rewarding work environment where your expertise will be valued. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package.

Please send a resume and brief cover letter outlining your experience to admin@smithmcclain.com. Come build with us!

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ATTENTION RECRUITERS:

The Program Facilitator

The Vermont Association for the Blind and Visually Impaired is looking for someone to run our bi-weekly support groups for our blind and visually impaired clients in Chittenden and Franklin Counties as well as our statewide virtual support group. The Program Facilitator emphasizes independence, skills training, and emotional support to people coping with a visual impairment. This is a part-time position 10-15 hours per week, with a starting pay of 19.00 per hour. Interested applicants must be able to work well in a group setting and have a Bachelor’s Degree in either Psychology, Counseling, or Human Services, or the equivalent. Experience with blindness is preferred. Email resume to dnorris@vabvi.org.

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Graduate Nurse Residency Program

Build your skills – with support.

Kickstart your nursing career with the support you need at our not-for-profit, rural critical access hospital. Apply for our Summer 2025 program on the Medical-Surgical Unit. Receive hands-on training with experienced preceptors, exposure to diverse patient populations, and education on essential nursing skills in a mentorship-driven atmosphere. Why NVRH? Collaborate with a dedicated team, gain valuable experience, and enjoy work-life balance in a welcoming rural community while making a meaningful impact on patients’ lives.

Requirements: Enthusiastic new graduates with a Bachelor’s or Associate’s Degree in Nursing and eligibility for a Vermont or multi-state Compact RN license. Benefits Include: Competitive compensation, student loan repayment, tuition reimbursement, paid time off, and more. About Us: Located in St. Johnsbury, Northeastern Vermont Regional Hospital serves over 30,000 people in a picturesque, bustling community. Apply Now! nvrh.org/careers.

Who should attend?

Current and future healthcare workers, job seekers, college and high school students, parents, educators and community members are all encouraged to attend!

Explore the possibilities!

From job openings, to paid training programs and continued education and advancement opportunities, come learn about what the future can hold for you at Dartmouth Health.

MASSAGE THERAPIST

You’re a skilled bodyworker who leads with intuition and care. You understand that massage is both art and science, and you tailor your sessions to meet each guest where they are.

NAIL TECHNICIAN

You’re a licensed nail technician who’s passionate about beauty, hygiene, and helping people feel their best. You bring a calm, confident energy to your work and take pride in creating a clean, luxurious experience. You’re professional, detail-oriented, and excited to be part of a spa culture that values quality, connection, and integrity.

FRONT DESK & RETAIL ASSOCIATE

You’re the kind of person who naturally makes others feel seen and welcome. You’re organized, proactive, and take pride in creating a beautiful, calming environment. Whether you’re managing the booking system or helping someone pick out a new face serum, you lead with presence, kindness, and care.

For full details and to apply, go to: saltstowe.com/pages/careers.

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• Take part in hands on health career demonstrations

• Meet current Dartmouth Health employees from different healthcare fields

• Talk with hiring managers and recruiters about open positions in the Dartmouth Health system

• Gather information about the Workforce Readiness Institute’s paid training programs

• Learn about the education benefits available to employees and talk with some of our college partners

Age Well is seeking a Director of Advancement to strengthen and expand its fundraising efforts in support of new strategic priorities and in preparation for a multimilliondollar comprehensive campaign. Reporting to the Chief Advancement Officer, the Director will develop a strategic plan for major and planned giving programs to maximize philanthropic potential to engage and inspire donors to invest in Age Well and deepen their commitment to our aging community. Key to success in this role will be building relationships with new prospects and strengthening relationships with existing donors to maximize philanthropic support. Salary $80k Send resumes to: hr@agewellvt.org

FIREFIGHTER/EMT ADMINISTRATOR

The Underhill Jericho Fire Department is looking for an experienced Firefighter/EMT Administrator. This is a full-time position with competitive pay and benefits.

Hours, full job description and requirements can be found at ujfd.org/employment. If you would like to join our team, please e-mail cover letter and your resume in .pdf format to chief@ujfd.org.

Position will remain open until filled.

The UJFD is a EOE.

Residential Educator

Rock Point School, a small, independent day and boarding high school, is looking for a full-time Residential Educator to join our team!

Residential Educators:

• Plan and execute creative evening and weekend activities

• Live in private apartments on dorm floors on our lakeside campus

• Mentor and counsel students

• Are a vital part of our school community Apply online!

Hazardous Waste & Latex Paint Operator

Full-time

CSWD is seeking a highly motivated individual to assist with the collection and processing of household hazardous waste and small business hazardous waste at the Environmental Depot & Rover. The ideal candidate will be self-motivated, enjoy working with the public and be able to work independently in a physically demanding setting. This is a full-time position (Tues-Sat, 7:30-3:30) with a starting pay rate between $24-$26/hour and includes an excellent benefit package. Position is open until filled.

Human Resources Coordinator

Full-time

CSWD has an immediate opening for a highly organized, reliable professional who will support human resource initiatives including onboarding, administration, training and development, performance management, employment law and compliance, and compensation and benefit programs. Excellent verbal and written communication skills, an enthusiastic willingness to assist an amazing staff, and superior people skills required. The ideal candidate will have a bachelor’s degree in human resources (PHR certification preferred) and three years of human resource experience. This full-time position offers competitive pay ($26-$28/hour) and an excellent benefit package. Apply by 5/16/2025.

For more information on the positions and CSWD, please visit cswd.net/about-cswd/job-openings. Submit cover letter and resume to Amy Jewell: hr@cswd.net

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Staff Accountant

Join Country Walkers and VBT Bicycling Vacations; an award winning, Vermont based, active travel company and be part of our high performing, international team. We offer deluxe, small-group bicycling and hiking tours worldwide at a variety of levels and paces. Positively impacting people’s lives through active travel experiences is what we’re all about! We’re looking for an experienced Staff Accountant.

The Staff Accountant is responsible for the accurate execution of all assigned accounting duties such as:

• Review and release vendor wire payments.

• Complete balance sheet reconciliations, including domestic and foreign bank reconciliations for accuracy and appropriateness of balances.

• Review and approve expense reports.

• Provide back up to Operations and AP/AR Staff Accountants as business levels require.

• Maintain positive communication and relations within the organization.

• Assist on special projects and other duties as assigned.

Qualified applicants will have:

• Accounting Degree, bookkeeping certificate or relevant experiences

• Verbal and written communication skills, analytical skills and Excel skills

• Accounting software & spreadsheet literacy

• Ability to organize timelines and to meet strict deadlines

Milton Town School District SCHOOL NUTRITION MANAGER

MILTON TOWN SCHOOL DISTRICT seeks an energetic School Nutrition Manager with strong oral and written communication skills. The School Nutrition Manager will oversee all aspects of the district’s School Nutrition Program (SNP) operation. The job functions include administering, planning, directing, assessing, implementing, and evaluating the program to meet children’s nutritional and educational needs related to the SNP. The school nutrition manager leads the implementation of a sound SNP that supports healthy food habits while maintaining program integrity by following federal, state, and local guidelines. The School Nutrition Manager supervises site-based cooks and assistants and is supervised by the Director of Operations.

Milton Town School District is focused on continuous improvement of learning and teaching and o ers ample opportunities for professional growth. Just 25 minutes from Burlington, Vermont’s urban center, Milton is an easy commute from Chittenden and Franklin Counties. Milton’s location provides access to numerous cultural venues, including Flynn Theater, the University of Vermont, Shelburne Museum, and Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park. Milton has excellent recreational facilities like Sand Bar State Park, Arrowhead Public Golf Course, and Eagle Mountain Hiking Trails.

Position Requirements

• Knowledge of the State of VT Child Nutrition Program & Guidelines for lunch/breakfast.

• 3-5 Years of Experience in Food Service Management

• Citizenship, residency, or work visa

Position Responsibilities

• Kitchen Management & Food Production

• Financial Management and Recordkeeping

• Procurement

• Nutrition and Menu Planning

• Program Accountability

• Customer Service

• Sanitation, Food Safety, and Employee Safety

• Personnel Management Skills

Milton Town School District is committed to maintaining a work and learning environment free from discrimination based on race, color, religion, national origin, pregnancy, gender identity, sexual orientation, marital/civil union status, ancestry, place of birth, age, citizenship status, veteran status, political a liation, genetic information or disability, as deﬁned & required by state and federal laws. Additionally, we prohibit retaliation against individuals who oppose such discrimination & harassment or participate in an equal opportunity investigation.

Electronic applications, including a cover letter, resume, transcripts, three letters of recommendation, and licensure, are required. Requests for the full job description can be made to the Director of Human Resources.

MOVING PROFESSIONALS

Local moving company looking for movers! Previous experience is not required. We will train the right candidates! Applicants must have a valid driver’s license, have the highest level of customer service and work well in a team atmosphere. Competitive wages!

Please call 802-655-6683 for more information or email resume to:

Jennifer@vtmoving.com

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VERMONT-NEA IS HIRING!

The Vermont-National Education Association is the union of Vermont educators, representing 16,000 professionals who teach the state's children every day. As the state's largest union, Vermont-NEA is proud to represent the people who make a difference in the lives of students in classrooms across Vermont.

Vermont-NEA is seeking candidates for two positions, a Bill of Rights Project Lead/Staff Analyst and a full-time Administrative Assistant

Both positions are based out of Montpelier, Vermont. Please scan the QR code to read the full job descriptions and application requirements or visit jobs.sevendaysvt.com/company/Vermont-NEA

Vermont-NEA is an EOE/affirmative action employer, committed to diversity and inclusion in the workplace. Qualified individuals are encouraged to apply regardless of race, color, sex, religion, sexual orientation, national origin, disability, genetic information, pregnancy, or any other protected characteristic as outlined by federal, state, or local laws.

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SEASONAL Lawncare Worker

Are you 18 years old and hold a valid driver’s license?

An organic grain and sheep farm on Lake Champlain in Shelburne is looking for a May/June to August, Monday-Friday, daytime, lawncare worker.

$22-25/hour for mowing, trimming and other maintenance tasks. Work boots, rain gear and all personal protective gear provided. Small crew, fun and safe place to work.

For more information and application, call 802-985-9218 or email info@meachcovefarms.org

Personal Care Attendants

(Disabled Individuals)

Disabled individuals are seeking Personal Care Attendants. Each has his own apartment in one South Burlington building. Responsibilities: assistance with transferring, toileting, bathing, dressing, meal prep and light housekeeping. Must be able to li 50 pounds, have reliable transportation, and complete a background check. Care-giving experience helpful but not necessary. Will train the right candidate. Full- and Parttime equivalent positions for daytime shi s. Hourly rate: $21 – 25, based on experience. We share employees in a shared care model.

Only seriously interested parties should apply to: APKSBCH82@gmail.com

Be a Key Ingredient in Vermont’s SWEETEST TRADITION!

Do you enjoy hands-on work and take pride in ensuring a quality product reaches happy customers? Slopeside Syrup/UnTapped, the Williston, Vermont-based sports nutrition company founded on the simple goodness of maple is hiring:

PRODUCTION & PACKAGING TEAM MEMBER: Slopeside Syrup, a local, family-owned producer of premium Vermont maple syrup, is looking for an enthusiastic and reliable Production & Packaging Team Member to join our growing team in Williston, VT! Starting wage $20 - $24 per hour, based on your experience and skills.

SHIPPING & CUSTOMER SERVICE SPECIALIST: Play a vital role in ensuring our customers receive their orders accurately and promptly, while providing top-notch support. You will be a key point of contact for our customers, resolving inquiries and building lasting relationships. Starting wage $20-25/hour depending on experience.

Positions full time, 8-4 M-F. Benefits available including health insurance and employee discounts.

To Apply: Please submit your resume and a cover letter explaining your interest in the position and how your skills and experience align with the requirements to Doug Brown at Doug@UnTapped.cc. We look forward to hearing from you!

Why not have a job you love?

Make a career making a difference with a job in human services at Champlain Community Services.

Benefit package includes 29 paid days off in the first year, comprehensive health insurance with premium as low as $30 per month, up to $6,400 to go towards medical deductibles and copays, retirement match, generous sign on bonus and so much more.

And that’s on top of working at one of the “Best Places to Work in Vermont” for seven years in a row.

Great jobs in management, and direct support at an award-winning agency serving Vermonters with intellectual and developmental disabilities. ccs-vt.org/current-openings.

Bookkeeper

The Town of Northfield is accepting applications for the position of bookkeeper. The bookkeeper reports to the Finance Director. The Northfield Finance Department consists of a team of three employees that provides payroll and accounting services, grants management and financial internal controls for Town government and the Water, Sewer, and Electric Departments.

Qualifications: Associate’s degree from an accredited college or university with major course work in accounting or business administration preferred or a minimum of three years’ related work experience. Experience with on-line federal and state reporting and knowledge of intermediate to advanced levels of spreadsheet & word-processing applications desired. Compensation is commensurate with experience.

To obtain a copy of the job description or more information, please visit northfield-vt.gov or contact the Northfield Town Manager at 802.485.9822.

To apply, please submit your resume and cover letter by email: jschulz@northfield.vt.us, or mail to Town Manager, 51 South Main Street, Northfield, VT 05663 or in person at the same address. The deadline for submitting a letter of interest & resume to Town is May 16, 2025.

The Town of Northfield is an equal opportunity employer.

Meach Cove Farms

Developmental Educator/ Service Coordinator

The Lamoille Family Center seeks an organized and team-oriented individual to provide home visits with families of children (Birth-3 years) with developmental delays. This 40 hour/week case manager position is part of the Early Intervention team within the Children’s Integrated Services program. Vacation time, sick time, and single person health insurance benefits are included in this position.

This is a rare opportunity to be part of a dynamic and supportive agency which is committed to collectively integrating its core values of Integrity, Respect, Compassion, Inclusivity, Collaboration and Positivity into its work.

Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in early/special education, social work, psychology or related field. Comprehensive understanding of child development and social work practices. Strong communication skills and ability to collaborate with multiple community partners. Since travel throughout the Lamoille Valley is required, a valid Driver’s License and reliable, insured transportation are necessary.

Please send cover letter & resume to: Angela Mendieta, Lamoille Family Center, 480 Cadys Falls Road, Morrisville, VT 05661 or amendieta@lamoillefamilycenter.org

GO HIRE.

Non-Profit Office Administrator

Fairfield Community Center, a non-profit dedicated to providing food access, youth programming and hosting community events, seeks an organized and motivated Office Administrator.

12-20 hours per week at, least 8 hours at the Community Center in East Fairfield. $25-$30/hr.

Please send resume and cover letter to: Julie Wolcott: gwfarm@vtlink.net

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Experienced Carpenter

Reiss Building & Renovation is looking for an experienced carpenter to join our design/ build company building net-zero energy homes, designed with long-term sustainability in mind. We are an award-winning company that has been doing green building for over 40 years. Great crew, 401k, vacation and personal days. Full-time position with competitive wages based on experience. Join us to help move our planet towards a more sustainable future house by house.

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Are you looking for an innovative, dynamic, and collaborative place to work?

Join us at Lake Champlain Waldorf School to deliver a holistic and developmental approach to education.

Open Positions:

• Education Support Specialist

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Assistant Teacher

• Development and Events Coordinator www.lakechamplainwaldorfschool.org

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Director of Engineering (Water Systems)

Production Staff

If you want to JUMP START your career & get your foot in the door at one of the BEST Vermont based companies, THIS JOB IS FOR YOU! WE NEED YOU to help with waxing and cutting our reusable food storage product. If you can handle anything with a smile, have a self-starting attitude, and want to enjoy your job and have free weekends, apply:

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Champlain Water District (CWD) is searching for a Director of Engineering. Come join an award-winning regional water provider that has received the “Excellence in Water Treatment” award issued by the Partnership for Safe Water for more than 20 consecutive years.

Here is what’s in it for you when you join our team:

• Competitive pay – Minimum $110,000 per year, depending on experience

• VMERS Pension

• Great work-life balance

• Platinum-level health insurance plan with the employer contributing 81.5% of the premium

• Dental and vision benefits that are 100% employer paid

• And much more!

The Director of Engineering is responsible for development and implementation of capital projects and programs to the Champlain Water District treatment, transmission, and storage systems, including major maintenance, replacement, or infrastructure improvements.

The Director is required to be a licensed professional civil engineer in the State of Vermont, or on track to obtain the license on a schedule to be established by the District.

For a complete job description and to review the qualifications please check out our website at Champlainwater.org

Champlain Water District is an Equal Employment Opportunity employer.

Benefits from Day 1 include:

• 37.5 hour Work Week with 40 hour pay

Start your career in the pharmaceutical manufacturing industry today. Learn more about VIATRIS and come join our team here at MTI. View our opportunities here: Viatris.com/careers Spring into

Hiring for 2nd & 3rd Shift Operators in St. Albans, VT $22 – $25 per hour to start

Plus, for a limited time, offering a $5,000 Sign On Bonus to eligible new hires

• On-site Primary Care for employees & eligible dependents

• Employee Medical, Prescription and Vision coverage – $9/ Per Pay

• Profit Sharing and 401(k) with 100% matching up to 4% and no vesting period

• Family Medical & Prescription Coverage –$18 Per Pay with Vision – $1.50 Per Pay

• Generous Time Off programs (including personal, vacation and company holidays)

Other benefits include:

• Annual Bonus and merit increases (starting at $3,000)

• Education Assistance up to 100% of the cost of tuition, books and lab fees

ATTENTION RECRUITERS:

Programming Director

Artistree, a nonproﬁt community arts center located in South Pomfret, VT, is looking for a Programming Director to develop and ensure the e ective delivery of a diverse variety of year-round multi-disciplinary adult and children's arts programs. This role deploys a collaborative approach to program planning and management, bringing together all of Artistree's programs to advance community engagement and student learning. The ideal Programming Director will operate as a collaborative leader, be responsive to the needs of all constituents, and have strong ﬁnancial and management capability and experience.

The Programming Director role is a full-time position at our South Pomfret, VT campus, reporting to our Executive Director. The role is typically Monday through Friday during business hours, with some weekend and evening activities as required. The salary range for this position will be $60,000 to $65,000 per year, based on experience.

General Responsibilities:

• Develop and plan the Artistree annual programming and operational calendar, aligned to community and market interests

• Work with marketing sta and o ce manager to ensure that classes are fully subscribed

• Ensure that Artistree facilities are fully utilized throughout the year

• Plan and manage all daily program operations

• Manage program-related interactions and correspondence with public, sta and other stakeholders in a timely and professional manner

• Curate and produce special projects and events as needed

• Maintain and analyze annual program data and evaluations; propose changes to programming based on available data and patron feedback

• Develop and manage programming budgets

• Act as a liaison between Artistree, schools, and community organizations

Qualiﬁcations:

• Bachelor's Degree plus significant relevant professional experience in a related field (arts programming, arts administration, performing arts management), including five or more years in a leadership capacity;

• Strong team leader with excellent interpersonal and relationship building skills; a demonstrated team-based, consultative approach to sta management; experience in managing direct reports as well as in collaborating with a variety of stakeholders

• Strong ﬁnancial management; experience developing and managing budgets

• Strong oral and written communication skill; skill and experience in public speaking

• Ability to prioritize tasks to work e ectively in a collaborative setting

• Have strong organizational skills, a ﬂexible attitude, and a good sense of humor

Please send an application, including resume, cover letter, and contact information for three professional references to info@artistreevt.org

Please visit our website at artistreevt.org to learn more about us.

PROGRAM MANAGER

Education

and Outreach

Full-time in Grand Isle, VT

Seeking an enthusiastic and driven Program Manager to lead the expansion of education and outreach efforts connecting with diverse audiences within the Lake Champlain watershed.

More information: neiwpcc.org/about-us/careers

To apply: send a cover letter, resume and writing sample to: jobs@neiwpcc.org

We are looking for an experienced Radiology Professional to join Copley’s leadership team!

• Multimodality, preferred

• Safety Officer status or training, preferred

This is a full-time, benefits-eligible, onsite position.

For more information visit copleyvt.org/careers or contact Kaitlyn Shannon, Recruiter, at 802-888-8144 or kshannon@chsi.org.

Interested?

Send your resume to selena@windjammergroup.com

Burlington Housing Authority (BHA)

Are you interested in a job that helps your community and makes a difference in people’s lives every day? Consider joining Burlington Housing Authority (BHA) in Burlington, VT to continue BHA’s success in promoting innovative solutions that address housing instability challenges facing our diverse population of low-income families and individuals.

We are currently hiring for the following positions:

Offender Re-entry Housing Specialist:

Provides support to men and women under the VT Department of Corrections supervision from prison back to Chittenden County. The ORHS focuses on high-risk men and women who are being released from jail and graduating transitional housing programs and in need of permanent housing. The ORHS provides intensive retention and eviction prevention services and works collaboratively with the Burlington Probation and Parole Office. Additionally, the ORHS works with various case workers, Re-Entry staff and the Administrative Staff from the VT Department of Corrections and the broad network of COSA staff, as necessary, throughout Chittenden County.

Permanent Supportive Housing Specialist: Provides assistance to community members within Chittenden County who are without housing and have significant medical/mental health barriers to locating and securing housing in Burlington Housing Authority’s service area.

Preventative Maintenance

Coordinator: Administers and implements comprehensive preventative maintenance activities at all BHA properties, ensuring the systematic upkeep of building components. The PMC will establish a maintenance schedule, as well as oversee and coordinate with contractors for key building systems and areas related to the upkeep of buildings.

Receptionist: Fields questions at the front desk and via the phone, while providing great customer service. This position also processes office mailings and provides administrative support. (This position works between 32 and 40 hours weekly.)

Rental Assistance Specialist

II: Processes the annual & interim recertifications for tenant and projectbased vouchers and grant-funded rental assistance programs. The RAS also provides help, when needed, with other rental assistance programs administered by the Burlington Housing Authority.

Resident Manager at South Square: Attends to various resident requests, assisting with emergency service, and light cleaning duties. The Resident Manager is required to live on property. The Resident Manager is provided with an apartment along with free utilities in exchange for being on call after BHA business hours and on weekends.

For more info about these career opportunities, our robust benefit package, and to apply, please visit: jobs.appone. com/burlingtonhousingauthority

Burlington Housing Authority

Human Resources

65 Main Street Suite 101 Burlington, VT 05401-8408

P: 802-864-0538

F: 802-658-1286

BHA is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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Join the team at The Windjammer, one of Chittenden County’s most iconic restaurants! We’re looking for an Assistant Restaurant Manager to help lead our front-of-house crew and keep daily operations running smoothly.

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Northwest Career & Technical Center in St. Albans is hiring!

COSMETOLOGY INSTRUCTOR

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Working in the Building Trades Program

These positions are full-time, split between two half-day programs, for approximately 186 days per year (the typical school year). Our primary function is to serve 10th, 11th, and 12th grade students in Franklin County. The positions also provide pre-tech foundational instruction primarily for 9th and 10th grade students. An Education Degree is NOT required to apply, however, applicants without a teaching license are required to enroll in a 24 credit/four-year teacher prep program through the Vermont State University, concurrent with the teaching position. The program is paid for by the school district.

Compensation depends on education and years of experience. The current starting salary range for the 2025-2026 school year is $54,112 - $68,112 (186 days/year). Salary range increases with advanced degrees. The beneﬁts are some of the best in Vermont. We’d love to talk to you about them!

Contact Leeann Wright, Director: 802-527-6510 or lwright@maplerun.org with any questions.

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(APR. 20-MAY 20)

Taurus author Nellie Bly (18641922) was a daring trailblazer. It was almost impossible for a woman to be a journalist in the 19th century, but she did it anyway. One of her sensational, groundbreaking stories came when she did an undercover assignment in New York’s Women’s Lunatic Asylum. Her reporting on the neglect and brutality there prompted major reforms. I nominate Bly as your role model for the foreseeable future. You are, I believe, poised for epic, even heroic adventures, in service to a greater good. (PS: Bly also made a solo trip around the world and wrote 15 books.)

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): To create microgardens, you plant vegetables and herbs in small containers placed on your porch, balcony, windowsills and kitchen counter. Lettuce, peas, spinach and basil might be among your small bounties. I encourage you to use this practice as a main metaphor in the coming weeks. In other words, gravitate away from huge, expansive visions and instead work creatively within existing constraints. For now, at least, “Less is more” should be your operative motto. Meditate on how apparent limitations might lead to inviting innovations. Seek out abundance in unlikely places.

GEMINI (May 21-Jun. 20): Gemini painter Henri Rousseau (1844-1910) never saw a jungle in person. In fact, he never left his native country of France. But he painted some of modern art’s most vivid jungle scenes. How did that happen? Well, he visited zoos and botanical gardens, perused images of tropical forests in books, and heard stories from soldiers who had visited jungles abroad. But mostly, he had a flourishing imagination that he treated with reverent respect. I urge you to follow his lead, Gemini. Through the joyful, extravagant power of your imagination, get the inspiration and education you need. The next three weeks will be prime time to do so.

CANCER (Jun. 21-Jul. 22): No, rubythroated hummingbirds don’t hitch rides on airplanes or the backs of geese. They make their epic migrations completely under their own power. To get to their wintering grounds, many fly alone from the southern U.S. to the Yucatan Peninsula, crossing the 500-mile expanse of the Gulf of Mexico in 20 hours. I don’t recommend you attempt heroic feats such as theirs in the coming weeks, Cancerian. More than usual, you need and deserve to call on support and help. Don’t be shy about getting the exact boosts you require. It’s time to harvest the favors you are owed and to be specific in articulating your wishes.

LEO (Jul. 23-Aug. 22): The golden pheasant is dazzling. Among the bright colors that appear in its plumage are gold, red, orange, yellow, blue, black, green, cinnamon and chestnut. In accordance with astrological omens, I name this charismatic bird to be your spirit creature for the coming weeks. Feel free to embrace your inner golden pheasant and express it vividly wherever you go. This is a perfect time to boldly showcase your beauty and magnificence, even as you fully display your talents and assets. I brazenly predict that your enthusiastic expression of self-love will be a good influence on almost everyone you encounter.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sep. 22): Virgo poet and visual artist Dorothea Tanning (1910-2012) had a few mottoes that endlessly nurtured her abundant creative output. Here’s one: “Keep your eye on your inner world and keep away from ads, idiots, and movie stars.” As excellent

as that advice is, it’s a challenge to follow it all the time. If we want to function effectively, we can’t always be focused on our inner worlds. However, I do believe you are now in a phase when you’re wise to heed her counsel more than usual. Your soul’s depths have a lot to teach you. Your deep intuition is full of useful revelations. Don’t get distracted from them by listening too much to ads, idiots and celebrities.

LIBRA (Sep. 23-Oct. 22): Ribonucleic acid (RNA) is essential for the functioning of your body and every other animal’s. It carries instructions about how to build proteins, and your cells are full of it. We humans can’t edit this magic substance, but octopuses can. They do it on the fly, enabling them to adapt quickly to changing environmental conditions. Even though you Libras can’t match their amazing power with RNA, you do have a substantial capacity to rewrite your plans and adjust your mindset. And this talent of yours will be especially available to you in the coming weeks. Your flexibility and adaptability will not only help you navigate surprises but may also open up exciting new opportunities.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Is there a sanctuary you can retreat to? A relaxing oasis where you can slip away from the world’s colorful madness? I would love for you to be bold enough to seek the precise healing you need. You have every right to escape the rotting status quo and give yourself full permission to hide from pressure, demands and expectations. Is there music that brings you deep consolation? Are there books and teachers that activate your profound soul wisdom? Keep that good stuff nearby. It’s time for focused relief and regeneration.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):

The chemical element known as arsenic is notoriously toxic for humans but has long been useful in small amounts. Ancient Chinese metallurgists discovered that blending it with copper and tin made the finest, strongest bronze. In modern times, arsenic fortifies the lead in car batteries. People in the 19th century sometimes ingested tiny doses as a stimulant. In this spirit, Sagittarius, I invite you to transform potentially challenging elements

in your life into sources of strength. Can you find ways to incorporate iffy factors instead of eliminating them? I assure you that you have the power to recognize value in things others may neglect or reject.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Renowned Capricorn author Henry Miller (1891-1980) had to wait far too long before getting readers in his home country; the U.S. American censors regarded his explosive texts as too racy and sexy. They forbade the publication of his books until he was 69 years old! His spirit was forever resolute and uncrushable, though. In accordance with astrological omens, Capricorn, I recommend you adopt his counsel on the subject of wonders and marvels. Miller wrote, “The miracle is that the honey is always there, right under your nose, only you were too busy searching elsewhere to realize it.” Here’s another gem from Miller: He advised us “to make the miracle more and more miraculous, to swear allegiance to nothing, but live only miraculously, think only miraculously, die miraculously.”

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): For now, everything depends on your foundation, your roots and your support system. If I were you, I would devote myself to nurturing them. Please note that you’re not in any jeopardy. I don’t foresee strains or tremors. But your graduation to your next set of interesting challenges will require you to be snugly stable, secure and steady. This is one time when being thoroughly ensconced in your comfort zone is a beautiful asset, not a detriment to be transcended.

PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): The coming weeks are a favorable time for you to build symbolic bridges. I hope you will link resources that aren’t yet linked. I hope you will work to connect people whose merger would help you, and I hope you will begin planning to move from where you are now to the next chapter of your life. I advise you to not model your metaphorical bridges after modern steel suspension bridges, though. Instead, be inspired by the flexible, natural and intimate bridges made by the ancient Incas. Woven from ichu grass via community efforts, they were strong enough to span rivers and canyons in the Andes mountains.

e Johnson Public Library made a big move on April 25 and 26, from Railroad Street to higher ground on School Street, where it will be safe from future ﬂoods. Seven Days’ Eva Sollberger documented the Herculean effort, which took all night and was supported by utility crews, community members and ﬁrst responders.

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OLD SCHOOL TO THE CORE

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TRANS WOMAN LOOKING FOR NEW EXPERIENCES

Hello, trans woman looking for new experiences, sexually and as friends. Open-minded, bisexual but like women, trans women and shemales more than men. Want to try things and see what I like with clean, nice people. If a relationship or besties, our views would matter; otherwise, just being civil and not discussing our differences would be the way to make FWB work out.

TransRebecca, 32 seeking: W, TW, l

RECENTLY RELOCATED, ADVENTUROUS, FREE SPIRIT

I’m a gorgeous, white, 100 percent passable trans lady who is 57 and could pass as 30 — yes, 30! I long for love, laughter and romance, along with loving nature. I want a man who’s all man, rugged, handsome, well built but prefers a woman like myself. It’s as simple as that. We meet, fall in love and live happily ever after. Sammijo, 59, seeking: M, l

COUPLES seeking...

LOOKING FOR FUN PEEPS

Fun, open-minded couple seeking playmates. Shoot us a note if interested so we can share details and desires. Jackrabbits, 61, seeking: W, Cp

Kind, smart, intuitive, SWW, 63, with a wry sense of humor. Financially independent and resourceful, civic-minded, and involved in the community. Health conscious in body, mind and spirit. Work part time at a job I love and am ready for more. More travel, more play and deeper connection. Seeking meaningful relationship with vital, active, emotionally available and intellectually curious man. Is that you?

OUTDOOR ADVENTURER, CONTENT AT HOME

Young professional looking for someone in a similar phase of life. What I do for fun are largely outdoor activities, though some inside pursuits as well. I like to travel and see places and am trying to do more. I’m someone who is happy with what I have and, in most cases, the situation I’m in. foundontrails, 26, seeking: W, TW, l

Love2Read 63 seeking: M, l

I’m content with life as it is but missing that special person in my life. Just in search of one sweet and honest lady to see where things go. Perhaps a ski, camping or hiking buddy. I would really like to start as friends; not just looking for a hookup. vermonter4ever, 59, seeking: W, l

HONEST, LOYAL, CREATIVE, RESPONSIBLE, CARING

I am looking for a partner who enjoys taking rides to nowhere — someone who is adventurous and enjoys all aspects of life. Please, no liars or drama. LuckyGuy9 74, seeking: W, l

EXPLORING THREESOMES AND FOURSOMES

We are older and wiser, discovered that our sexuality is amazingly hot! Our interest is another male for threesomes or a couple for threesomes or foursomes. We’d like to go slowly, massage you with a happy ending. She’d love to be massaged with a happy ending or a dozen. Are you interested in exploring sexuality with a hot older couple? DandNformen, 68, seeking: M, W, TM, TW, Q, NC, NBP, Cp, Gp, l

CANDY BARS & CONNECTION

I was ready to check out. You were choosing candy bars so carefully, as though searching for a golden ticket. You stood close to me and for a few moments our eyes met. We said some words and smiled. Not exactly kismet, but it made my day brighter, so thank you. When: ursday, April 24, 2025. Where: Williston Hannaford. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916307

BRIGHT SMILE AT GARDENER’S SUPPLY

ank you for making my day when you walked in, looked directly at me and gave a big ol’ smile. I appreciated it and wonder if you’d visit another plant store together or take a walk? You are beautiful, brunette, with olive skin. You had a pink sweater and jeans. I’m 6’, also brunette with olive skin and had on a red tee. When: Saturday, April 26, 2025. Where: Intervale Gardener’s Supply. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916306

MY LOVE IN ADAMANT

I miss your small house in the woods. You will always be in my heart. I miss our kissing and I long for another chance with you. Your smiling face is on my mind every day. When: Tuesday, April 15, 2025. Where: lunch in Barre. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916305

AFTERNOON

Nurse who took care of me at UVM E.R. I forgot most things about the E.R. trip, other than your future cat’s name. anks for taking such great care of me. When: Tuesday, March 25, 2025. Where: E.R. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916304

PLAYFUL CUTIE AT COPLEY EMERGENCY

You came out from behind the one-way mirror to return my wave. I like your energy. Are you single? Wanna go on a date? When: Friday, April 25, 2025. Where: Copley Hospital Emergency Room. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916303

TO MY SUPERHERO

is separation has broken my heart. ough I must step away from this ﬁght for a time, I’ll always be in your head and heart with our memories and our love. I will be your moon, both day and night, until we see each other again. You’ve always been my superhero, my most favorite person in the whole world. When: Friday, April 18, 2025. Where: bowling. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916302

TULIP’S NOSE LIKES TO WANDER

She apologizes profusely, as do I. I‘m typically much more attentive to her wandering ways, but I was distracted by your eyes. ey’re the color of raw sodalite! I’m still trying to identify the blanket of ferns under which your rocks rest. In the meantime, you can speak Latin to me any day; better yet, you can sing it. When: ursday, April 24, 2025. Where: Rocky Dale, Bristol. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916301

SPOTTED AT SHAW’S

We made eye contact in the produce section. I saw you do a double take. You were wearing a green Marker zip-up. I was wearing a teal hoodie. You caught my eye as well, but I’m new in the dating scene and chickened out of talking with you. Any chance you’re single? When: Monday, April 21, 2025. Where: Shaw’s in Berlin. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916300

HIGHER GROUND SMOOTH

OPERATOR

You and me at the Badﬁsh show. You bought me a drink when I realized they don’t accept cash. anks, my knight! Let’s do some shit together. I don’t know, maybe kiss or something? Dummy. When: ursday, April 17, 2025. Where: South Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916298

One of my friends has been on again, off again with a guy for years. I can’t tell you how many times they’ve broken up and gotten back together. Every time they split, she comes to me for support. en I won’t hear from her for a while, and I ﬁnd out they’re together again. I think the guy is a jerk, but I’ve kept that opinion to myself. She’s with him now, and I’m just waiting for the sobstory phone call. How do I tell her that I’m tired of hearing about it?

ADVENTURES IN HOME BUILDING

Hi, P. — hope the project is moving forward. If you would like to chat more about it, I would be interested in hearing about how things are going under better talking conditions. When: Sunday, April 6, 2025. Where: McGillicuddy’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916299

FRIENDLY COMPETITION

You sat down next to me but went up to the front two rows before I got a chance to catch your name. How did you do? When: ursday, April 17, 2025. Where: upstairs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916297

JURY SUMMONS

Who are you? I saw you in the courthouse, and you said hi. I was worried and busy grading papers and missed the chance to talk to you. I was dismissed (thankfully), and you were, too, right after me. We were one elevator ride apart. Hi? When: Monday, April 14, 2025. Where: Costello Courthouse, Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916296

UHC PARKING LOT

To Reiki practitioner and spiritual medium: In October 2024, we bumped into each other and spoke for about an hour. It was raining. We spoke about past experiences. You got goose bumps because you were receiving information about me. We talked about my grandparents. I remember you with short, dark hair, mid- to late 30s. I should’ve gotten your contact information. When: Tuesday, October 15, 2024. Where: UHC parking lot. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916295

SWEET SMILE BY SALAD GREENS

First saw you in the parking lot as I ran back to the car for the shopping list. Bumped into you again in front of the leafy greens. You had on a hat, glasses and the sweetest smile. I was on the phone having a conversation about bok choy. Lettuce connect again sometime? When: Sunday, April 13, 2025. Where: City Market SE. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916294

RAINBOW GLASSES COSTCO BABE

You used to work the exit lines at Costco. I gravitated toward you for a few seconds of eye contact through rainbow browline glasses (both yours and mine). It’s not as bright without you there. When: Saturday, June 1, 2024. Where: Costco. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #916290

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SATURDAY AFTERNOON IN ESSEX

You caught my eye, several times. You were with your mom (and dad, I assume). Chinese buffet. I should have stopped and said hi. You were in the back of your car feeding your dogs; I was leaving with my mom. I came back to see if you were still there but I was too late. When: Saturday, April 12, 2025. Where: Essex Junction, Pearl St. parking lot. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916293

HIKER, GREEN JACKET, LITTLE RIVER

You posted in the I Spy column after spotting me hiking at Little River Park — green jacket, tortoiseshell glasses. You said the day was beautiful, and so was I. It stuck with me. Six months later, your post is gone, but I remember. I’d be open to that hike. Maybe we’ll cross paths again? When: Saturday, October 19, 2024. Where: Little River State Park. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916292

DIVINE CREATURE AT A CROSSROADS

Mouffette. Never doubt. You are love, light and divinity in a frail, temporary vessel. Know that I will help light the darkness when I’m healed and capable of honoring your radiance. Forgive me my rage and pettiness. Intertwined we shall always be. I am better for it. e future is uncertain. My love is not. ank you for holding space. When: ursday, April 10, 2025. Where: in my heart. You: Gender nonconformist. Me: Gender nonconformist. #916291

BRAKE LIGHTS BREAK LIGHTS

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you on the road. Even though we are both taken, you still run through my mind all the time with your brake lights. Everything happens for reason, and who knows? Reach out to me if you want. I screwed everything up a few years ago. When: Wednesday, April 9, 2025. Where: everywhere. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916289

MYSTERIOUS BROKEN GROCERY BAG

GIRL

Noticed you in the checkout line, and then your bag conveniently broke outside right as I was leaving. Helped you put things back — but, wow, was I shy and blew my chance to get your name. You: wearing some very classy clogs and a very cozy-looking orange puffy jacket. Me: very underdressed in shorts and a T-shirt. When: Wednesday, April 9, 2025. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916288

Helping a friend through a breakup can be emotionally draining. Doing it over and over with the same relationship can be downright exhausting.

HEAT HEAT HEAT

It’s been 15 laps around this track with you. ere’s no one else I’d want to double shift up and go careening around hairpin turns with but you, my ride-or-die babe, and get our picture taken. Remember, there’s no prize for ﬁnishing in a pristine car, so let’s put the pedal to the metal! When: Tuesday, April 15, 2025. Where: over the board. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916287

PRODUCE SECTION ENCOUNTER

Ran into you in the produce section. You apologized for your cart being in my way. I told you it was all right. Beautiful eye contact. Saw you again as I headed down to frozen foods. Seemed like a conversation could have happened. It can happen now. When: Sunday, April 6, 2025. Where: grocery store. You: Woman. Me: Man. #916286

LET THE UNIVERSE DECIDE

I spy with my little eye… / A special guy / But I need to let the Universe decide / If he is worthy of another try / ree years have quickly ﬂown by / Ups and downs on this bumpy ride / When the good is good / Oh my, oh my / But the bad makes me sigh. / Say goodbye / Or give it one ﬁnal try. When: Friday, October 22, 2021. Where: on and off. You: Man. Me: Woman. #916285

D&D

Death may have tried to stop for me, though he’s decades early. Makes me wonder who told him to show up and for what purpose, as it wasn’t for innocent pure love. Even those who claim to be holy have fallen into lust only when leading with love was truly leading with exploitation and false pretense. When: Saturday, March 22, 2025. Where: their “stage,” as there is no more curtain. You: Group. Me: Woman. #916284

INTRIGUING ALLEY

CIGAR-SMOKING DUDE

Coming back soon, I hope? Haven’t seen you in a hot minute. Been able to spy you from across the street and often see you with an older guy with an exuberant laugh. You seem chill, cheerful and easy to talk to, based on all the passersby who stop. I’d like to share a smoke sometime. When: Tuesday, October 1, 2024. Where: College Street near Ceres. You: Man. Me: Man. #916283

Your pal also sounds like the kind of person who ﬂakes on her friends when she has a romantic partner. If that’s the case, she needs a reminder of some words to live by: “Sisters before misters.”

about it and the subject is off the table. Period. While you’re at it, you might as well be honest about your opinion of the guy. I hate to break it to you, but your friend probably already knows you don’t approve of the relationship. Why else would she be avoiding you when they’re together?

ere are two issues here: First, you need to set some boundaries around how you want to be involved in future conversations about this guy. And second, you need to address her friendship ﬂakiness.

It’s time to be absolutely honest with her. Let her know that you’re there for her when she decides to move on with her life, but if she’s just going to get back with the same person, you’re done hearing

Be gentle with your words and don’t be judgy, but get it all out in the open. She must feel like he’s a jerk sometimes, since she keeps breaking up with him. Hearing it from you might be just the thing your friend needs to ﬁnally break the cycle.

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Good luck and God bless, The Rev end

I’m a male (cross-dresser) seeking a male (cross-dresser). Dressing in silky, sexy panties and lingerie gets me so excited. I am searching for a man who wants to tease me and dress me up and make me his sex slave. I am new, willing and eager to please my master in any way. Hoping my mystery man will respond. #L1855

Emotionally and spiritually mature, attractive woman in mid-60s seeking smart, witty, tall, ﬁt, decent man. If you have a broken heart which makes you appreciate joy and peace even more, have friendships that span decades or perhaps are widowed, please write. #L1854

27-y/o female who is looking for something more serious/ long term. I am funny, smart, witty, communicative, loyal and empathic. I’m looking for those same things in a person. I love to try new coffee places, adventure around, be on the lake/reading by the water, 4/20 and play with my 5-year-old cat. All genders are welcome. #L1853

I’m a 40-y/o female seeking a male who is a conﬁdent, smart, funny, loyal, devoted, passionate and compassionate person. I love walks in nature, yoga, reading, writing, art museums, hiking, travel and sharing heartto-heart energy. #L1851

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70-y/o divorced male looking for companionship and romance. If you’re not looking for a romantic relationship, don’t respond. Looking for a friendly female, age not important, but not a friend. Tired of numbers game, wanting to connect. Let’s chat and see! Phone number, please. #L1852

I’m a SWF in her mid-60s, N/S, N/DD looking for a very ﬁne gentleman who is true-blue nice and able and willing to work. Likes: tropics, exotics. Dislikes: Vermont and criminals. #L1850

Single woman, 60. Wise, mindful. Seeking tight unit with man, friend, love. Country living, gardens, land to play on. Emotionally, intellectually engaged. Lasting chats. Appreciation for past experience. Please be kind, stable and well established. Phone number, please. #L1849

I’m an active, ﬁt male. Recent status change, plus vasectomy. Seeking a female friend for a walk on the “wild side.” #L1846

I’m a happy, healthy, ﬁt 29y/o female med school student described by the friends penning this submission as “adorable, hot, with a great sense of humor.” Seeking a 26to 28-y/o male who is athletic, sweet and kind but also “cool.” Looking for fun on the lake, not to be confused with lakeadjacent activities. #L1847

Int net-Free Dating!

I’m a 34-y/o man seeking a woman 19 or older. Avid journalist, songwriter, into poetry, sports, driving, hiking. In search of humor matching mine and a new attraction, that’s lasting, in a set of an open arms. #L1845

I’m a vibrant, creative fairy and forester seeking a dance partner for elaborate homecooked meals, nude figure drawing, line dancing and massage. Proficient swimmer, enthusiastic figure skater. Queer freaks only, come kiss. #L1843

I’m a SWF, 71 y/o, seeking a white or Black man. Long-term relationship. Cook. Warm, open, caring, friendly. I live in Woodstock. Phone calls only. #L1844

I’m a 62-y/o female seeking a 58- to 66-y/o male for companionship and conversation. Might grow into something more, or not. No pressure. Looking for an honest, kind person. I love walking, hiking, traveling and eating out. No drugs/smoking. #L1839

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Brown-eyed lady seeking tall man, 62 to 71 y/o, for romance, conversation, sensual rendezvous. You’re caring, empathetic and non-MAGA with a sense of community and humor. Ready to spoil the right man. Waiting for you. #L1838

I’m a 20-y/o trans man seeking folks my age or older. Looking for good conversation, FWB. I’m introspective and an old soul. I love meeting people. Buy me lunch and tell me a story. #L1836

Busy, independent, healthy, kind, funny, curious, creative 36y/o woman seeking connection, laughter, affection, conversation and reciprocity from like-minded, respectful 30- to 50-y/o man. Loves outdoors, music, art, food, books, animals. Enjoys talks, walks, naps. A balance of adventure and being a homebody. #L1837

I’m a woman, 80 y/o, seeking a man, 70 to 80 y/o. I’m a widow and Burlington resident. I was a gardener, and I like to ﬁsh. Interested in dinner, movies, events and nice conversations. #L1835

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