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Chinese Legends Come Alive through Exquisite Dance and Music World’s Premier Classical Chinese Dance Show Comes to Flynn Center

HEROES. MISCHIEF. AND MIRACLES.

A DAUGHTER DISGUISES herself as a son and takes her father’s place at war; a magical monkey, an ogre, and a humanoid pig protect a Buddhist monk as he journeys to the west on a quest for true teachings; a folk hero gets drunk, but then saves a village from a vicious tiger; the Lord Buddha invites deities in the heavens to come down to earth and live among the

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These are just a few ancient and modern tales of courage and compassion from China’s 5000-year treasure trove of real life history, legends, myths, and literary classics that Shen Yun Performing Arts annually brings to life on stage through refined classical Chinese dance technique, in all its splendor synchronized movements and expressive powers. China’s numerous ethnic and folk dance styles round out the evening.

Digitally animated backdrops transport audiences across time and space and exquisitely created costumes enhance the dancers expressive and synchronized movements. Entire performance is accompanied by the Shen Yun Orchestra, which combines two of the world’s great classical music traditions, Chinese and Western. Ancient instruments like the soul-stirring erhu and the delicate pipa lead the melody on top of a full Western orchestra, creating an enchanting new sound. Cate Blanchett has called Shen Yun “exquisitely beautiful.” Joy Behar declared it “Fantastic!” Donna Karan described Shen Yun’s show as “a mesmerizing performance… reclaiming the divinely inspired cultural heritage of China.” From the San Francisco Opera House to Washington’s Kennedy Center to the London Coliseum, Shen Yun has touched the hearts of millions of people worldwide. Come see what all the fuss is about. Shen Yun will be performing at the Flynn Center for the one day show, May 7.

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So, once again, we are making exceptions for Dr. Yaw Obeng [“Burlington School Super’s South Burlington Digs Trigger Residency Debate,” April 6]. Not living in Burlington? Are we not good enough for you? The answer is: Apparently not. You see, our schools are not good enough for his kids to attend; they go to school in South Burlington. We waited and waited and spent a fairly good chunk of change to finally get Obeng here. Now he and his family don’t want to live in our city or have their children attend our schools. Just the type of superintendent we need. Karen Kelley

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[Re “Burlington School Super’s South Burlington Digs Trigger Residency Debate,” April 6]: Dr. Obeng bought a house in South Burlington for the very same reason that others do: He wants his kids to go to South Burlington High School, the best in the state. He doesn’t want them to be subjected to the cuts in school programs and personnel he intends to impose on Burlington kids. Surely Obeng could have found a proper dwelling in the Queen City for the $440,000 he spent on his South Burlington

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home. That figure adds insult to injury. The Burlington City Council should absolutely deny Dr. Obeng’s “hardship extension” from the legal-voter requirement. There doesn’t seem to be much of a hardship here at all. Further, school board chair Mark Porter says that Dr. Obeng intends “to work assiduously on securing his work visa and citizenship.” And the city council has granted a “hardship extension” until 2018 or until he becomes a U.S. citizen — whichever comes first. Obviously, Obeng is not going to get his U.S. citizenship anytime soon if it means that he would then have to move to Burlington and send his kids to Burlington High School. His explanation — that it would be hard on his kids — is bogus. Plenty of kids go to school where their parents work. My uncle was superintendent of the school system I attended, and my mother and father were both teachers there. I rarely saw any of them at school, and it was neither “hard” nor awkward. Three cheers to Burlington City Councilor Jane Knodell for bringing Obeng’s residency status to light and for questioning the validity of his “hardship extension.” This is especially important since Porter’s school board intends to request a further extension, one that should be categorically denied. Stephen M. Carey

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This is neither a letter of high praise nor of deep-seated criticism — just a simple request: Is there any way that you could print the answer key to the crossword puzzle upside down? In my weekly initial browse of your fine publication (hey, there’s the high praise), I often mentally solve the first couple of crossword clues I see when I encounter the puzzle. Not knowing if I am really correct, I usually — even when I know it’s coming — see an answer or two on the puzzle key a few pages later. It’s a bummer (yes, that could count as criticism). Having it printed upside down in the same space that it is in now would reduce the chances of inadvertently seeing the answers. Perhaps there are some others out there who feel the same? Just a suggestion. Eric Hanson

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[Re “New Pressure on Old Buildings in the Queen City,” March 2]: I was there in 1974 when Lyndon State College tore down Vail Manor, the onetime home of T.N. Vail, founder of AT&T, to make room for a “modern” college building. Its destruction ripped all historical context from the campus and left it with a hulking monstrosity that is a blight on the campus to this day. I would hope Burlington doesn’t make the same mistake. Let some of the past stand, even if there is a small inconvenience. Once it is gone, it is gone forever. Paul Cook

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Regarding the cyclist deaths last year [“Road Wars: Will New Rules Help Cyclists and Motorists Coexist?” April 6], it is not completely accurate to say that “cars hit and killed four cyclists.” A more appropriate way to report it would be: “Drivers hit and killed four cyclists.” It may sound like a trivial difference, but language matters. Cars do not drive themselves, and we need to recognize the enormous responsibility we have when we get behind the wheel of a multiton vehicle. It is also interesting to hear Rep. Curt McCormack pushing for a registration fee for bicyclists. As a member of the House Transportation Committee, he must know that our local roads and sidewalks are FEEDBACK

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LOOKING FORWARD

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Rescue Chief: Don Turner Leads Unruly Opposition

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BY TERRI HALLENBECK

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New York Time: Sanders Makes His Case on ‘Bernie’s Block’ and Beyond

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Exit Interview: Seven Questions for Curator DJ Hellerman

Time Out: Group Says Schools Suspend Too Many Students

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Like Father, Like Son: Roy and Sam Cutler Share the Stage in Seminar

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COLUMNS + REVIEWS

The Importance of Being Jer

Music: Meet the man behind the beard — and Burlington's latest music boom BY DAN BOLLES

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Not Your Grandpa’s Birding

Outdoors: The new, younger face of an age-old avian pastime BY MEGHAN OLIVER

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BY JULIA CLANCY

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FEATURES

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BY MOLLY WALSH

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Jay Craven Ventures Out of the NEK, and Into the Future, for New Film

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Business: Aviator and mechanic Cliff Coy keeps Franklin County planes — and Russian ones — on the up and up BY KEN PICARD

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The Magnificent 7 Life Lines Calendar Classes Music Art Movies

Food+drink: In Brattleboro, two foodies find plenty to write home about

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Music: Vermont artist retreat Rebel Yell attracts out-ofstate talent BY DAVID ZEIDLER

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Billi Gosh is one of Vermont’s Democratic superdelegates, and she has pledged to vote for Hillary Clinton.

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In 1982, Billi Gosh worked to get Madeleine Kunin elected as Vermont’s first female governor — and she had her husband Bobby’s help. He organized an unlikely campaign fundraiser: a musical tour, including performances by a variety of local acts. Kunin lost that year — to incumbent Richard Snelling — but won the next election and appointed Billi to chair the Vermont Commission

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When Deb Markowitz first ran for secretary of state 13 years ago, she came to visit Billi to talk about her chances. “I like being behind the scenes,” says Billi, who fundraises and networks for candidates. More recently, she was helpful in the 2008 Democratic primary, as a passionate supporter of Hillary Clinton. “I stuck with her to the end, as I told her I would,” Billi recalls.

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on Women. “She’s got a lot of energy,” says Kunin, who considers the Goshes friends. “She cares passionately about the issues. She seemed a natural choice.” It was around that time Billi began itching to run for office herself. Not surprisingly, many people around her also started nudging her in that direction. But when Gov. Kunin called and asked her to run for the state legislature, Billi declined. She knew Bobby didn’t want her to. “I’ve seen it ruin some marriages,” he says. Instead, she committed herself to getting other women elected. Turns out, it suited her.

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hen she launched her lieu- the job, some have expressed unease tenant gubernatorial cam- about the prospect of Zuckerman or Ram paign last October, Rep. succeeding Lt. Gov. PHIL SCOTT as presidKESHA RAM (D-Burlington) ing officer of the Senate. recalled the skepticism she faced when “I think [Smith] has more leadershe first ran for the Vermont House seven ship experience,” says Sen. CLAIRE AYER years earlier. (D-Addison), who is encouraging Smith What more is there to say? “Right out of the gate, I was underes- to run. “It’s not easy. And I just know he timated,” the 29-year-old legislator told can do the job.” her audience of wine-swilling Dems at Sen. DICK SEARS (D-Bennington) agrees, Burlington’s Union Station. arguing, “He’s been a leader in the House, CHURCH & COLLEGE • BURLINGTON • 863-3759 Cheering Ram on were House Speaker and I suspect he would be a leader in the www.leunigsbistro.com SHAP SMITH (D-Morristown) and many Senate as lieutenant governor.” of his top lieutenants, including House As for the other two? Majority Leader SARAH COPELAND HANZAS “Both are extremely liberal,” Sears Untitled-7 1 4/4/16 10:23 AM(D-Bradford), who says. introduced her to the Zuckerman doesn’t crowd. sound worried about The party, it seems, taking on Smith, with may soon be over. whom he used to serve Smith, who in the House. dropped his bid “Certainly it’ll for governor last change the dynamics November to help his of the race, but I think R E P. K E S H A R A M wife through cancer I still have a good shot treatments, is now of winning, whether considering running he’s in the race or not,” for lieutenant governor himself. That’s the second-term senator says. OPEN TUE.-SAT. 5:30-9PM put House Democrats in a bind: Many It would be tougher for Ram, who have endorsed Ram, but most are fiercely shares Smith’s base of establishment 197 NORTH loyal to Smith. Democrats and House colleagues. Not WINOOSKI AVE. “Any time you have two members of to mention the fact that Ram has come BURLINGTON 863-8278 your caucus seeking the same seat, it is up under the 50-year-old politician’s VISIT US ON uncomfortable,” Copeland Hanzas says. wing. FACEBOOK! Whether Smith is serious about run“He’s the first and only speaker I’ve ning for LG remains to be seen. ever known,” Ram says, adding that she BARRIOBAKERYVT.COM “Right now I am focused on finishing has “a deep respect” for Smith. “So I will the session,” the speaker says. “I have had respect whatever decision he comes to, a lot of people encourage me to run for but certainly it would be painful for us to Friday, April 15th & 4/8/16 1:27 PMboth governor and lieutenant governor. be competitors, in some ways.” 12v-barrio041316.indd 1 It’s flattering. I am considering it, but I Painful, too, for mutual friends such Saturday April 16th have not made any final decisions.” as Klein, who serves as Ram’s chair on While a return to the gubernatorial the House Natural Resources and Energy race might make some sense, Smith Committee. would have just three months between “I actually encouraged her [to run] the end of the legislative session and and was very happy when she stepped the August primary to catch up to the forward. But nothing stays the same Democrats already in the running: in politics, so...” Klein says, his voice former transportation secretary SUE trailing off at the end of the sentence. MINTER and former senators MATT DUNNE “If Shap were to enter the race, I think and PETER GALBRAITH. Smith would have he’s the stronger of any candidate there, to overcome a significant fundraising so I would counsel, especially other deficit. And, it’s worth remembering: His Democrats in that race, to think about home life remains unsettled. other things.” “If he were to run for anything, it For Ram, the possibilities are many. would be lieutenant governor. I’m con- She could succeed Klein, who is retiring, vinced of that,” says Rep. TONY KLEIN (D- at the helm of House Energy. She could East Montpelier), a close confidante. “It’s take over for Copeland Hanzas, who is 30 North Main Street • St. AlbansVT the perfect spot for him to go.” expected to run for speaker, as majority 802-524-4055 www.eatonsjewelry.com Several senators seem to agree. leader. Or she could run for one of two Though their own colleague, Sen. DAVID open seats in Chittenden County’s sixT-Thurs 9:30 – 5:30 • Fri 9:30 – 6 • Sat 9 -4 ZUCKERMAN (P/D-Chittenden), is seeking member Senate district.

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But when Klein suggested such a prospect to Ram, he recalls, “She kind of just looked at me and said, ‘Uh-huh.’ To her credit, she’s a tough cookie. She believes in herself. And she’s not willing to back off one inch from anything.” Until she does, Klein says, he’ll stay in her camp. And that could be a while. “I don’t see any reasons to get out of the race,” Ram says. “I’ve had a lot of Vermonters come to this campaign who are excited about this campaign, and Shap getting into the race wouldn’t change that for them. It wouldn’t change it for me.” In other words, she’s not to be underestimated.

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Zuckerman may be running in the Democratic primary for lieutenant governor, but that doesn’t mean the Vermont Democratic Party has embraced his candidacy. Late last year, Zuckerman asked the party for access to VoteBuilder, a software program created by Democratic technology firm NGP VAN to help candidates and other entities manage the information they’ve gathered on potential voters. Many Democrats, including Ram, pay the VDP a regular fee to use the program in order to target the small pool of Vermonters likely to vote in a given election. But at a January 12 meeting of the VDP’s executive committee, Zuckerman’s request was denied. “Unfortunately, the decision was made that you are ineligible for this service as you have chosen to run primarily as a Progressive in previous general elections and have indicated that you will do the same should you emerge the winner of the Lieutenant Governor primary in 2016,” party chair DOTTIE DEANS wrote Zuckerman later that month. Deans didn’t just question the candidate’s Democratic bona fides. She noted that Zuckerman’s campaign manager, MEG POLYTE, was an officer in the Vermont Progressive Party. And, she argued, Prog party chair EMMA MULVANEY-STANAK had publicly pledged to drum up a candidate to run for governor this fall — imperiling the Democrats’ chances. This is hardly the first time Zuckerman’s advances have been spurned. After seven terms as a House Progressive and a two-year break from the legislature, Zuckerman ran for the


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primary, would I run as a Progressive in a three-way [general election] race, and I have been saying no,” he says. “However, I now have to consider: If I lost the race on an unlevel playing field, is that a fair request of them to make to me?”

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Galbraith, the former state senator from Townshend, likes to bill himself as the most progressive candidate in the Democratic gubernatorial primary. But he’s the only one who opposes divesting the state’s retirement funds of their fossil fuel assets — and he’s the only one who’s made a killing off the oil industry. Both rivals, Minter and Dunne, agree with Gov. PETER SHUMLIN that state pension funds should sell off their coal and ExxonMobil holdings. And both candidates have been putting their money where their mouths are. In recent years, according to Minter campaign manager MOLLY RITNER, her boss has been “divesting from oil and coal and reinvesting in a socially responsible portfolio.” Dunne, a former manager at Google, says he began doing the same five years ago and has divested everything but a college savings account, for which he has limited options. “I actually felt pretty committed to an investment strategy that reflected the economy of the future,” Dunne says. Galbraith doesn’t think much of Shumlin’s divestment plan because, he says, “I would not want to reduce the return to Vermont workers … to make a statement that is not actually going to make a difference.”

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The former senator knows a thing or two about how much money there is to be made in the energy industry. In 1982, he says, he bought $3,000 worth of Exxon stock. After reinvesting the dividends in the company, it’s now worth roughly $150,000, he says. After Minter released her 2015 tax return and a list of financial assets last Thursday, Galbraith provided a thumbnail sketch of his: He and his wife, Dr. TONE BRINGA, made $571,133 in 2014, mostly from investments, and the couple is worth $18.3 million. Galbraith said he would provide further details later in the campaign, but he confirmed that he does hold other oil and gas stocks. One thing’s for certain: Galbraith made a ton of money off of fossil fuels in 2004 when he helped the Norwegian oil company DNO acquire drilling rights in the Kurdish region of Iraq. The veteran diplomat had forged close ties to the Kurds in 1987 when he helped document poison gas attacks carried out by SADDAM HUSSEIN, and he would informally advise them in 2005 as they negotiated a new Iraqi constitution, promising the Kurds control over the oil in their region. Details of the DNO deal leaked to the Norwegian press in 2009 after Galbraith called out his then-boss at the United Nations mission to Afghanistan, the Norwegian diplomat KAI EIDE, for allegedly overlooking fraud in the Afghan elections. Galbraith was widely criticized at the time for his role in the oil negotiations, though he has always maintained that his actions were aboveboard and properly disclosed. When the New York Times picked up the story later that year, it quoted an analyst who pegged Galbraith’s stake in

the Tawke oil fields at $115 million — a figure the Vermonter says was “greatly exaggerated.” Whatever its value, the profit-sharing deal went sour. Galbraith and a Yemeni partner later sued DNO for breach of contract and recovered between $55 and $75 million, Reuters reported in 2010. DNO did not respond to a request for comment, and Galbraith said a nondisclosure agreement stemming from the lawsuit prevented him from discussing any details. But Galbraith did reveal last week that Porcupine LLC — an investment vehicle he wholly owns and used to conduct his business with DNO — is now worth nearly $11.1 million. Galbraith makes no apologies for the money he’s made in the oil biz, noting that gasoline remains essential for transporting “schoolchildren, ambulances and even crusading reporters.” “As long as we use oil, it is best obtained where the extraction does the least environmental damage,” he says. “This makes Kurdistan oil production far better, environmentally, than fracking or Canadian oil sands — especially when Norwegian environmental procedures are followed.” Furthermore, he argues, the development of a Kurdish oil industry allowed the Kurds to finance an army that protected the region from Islamic State of Iraq and Syria advances. That, he says, “saved Kurdistan, but also hundreds of thousands of Yazidis and Christians, from certain genocide.” !

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state Senate in 2012. Like other so-called “hybrid” candidates, he sought both the Democratic and Progressive nominations that year and ultimately won both. But even after the primary, Senate President Pro Tempore JOHN CAMPBELL (D-Windsor) refused to use Senate Democratic political action committee resources to support his candidacy. The VDP followed suit and excluded Zuckerman from its mailers. He won anyway. In his time in the Senate, Zuckerman argues, he’s fought alongside Democrats for the same priorities. And by running in the Democratic primary, he says, he’s limiting the likelihood that the left will split the vote in the general election and throw the race to Republican candidate RANDY BROCK. “I’m doing what they’ve asked me to do. Democrats all over the place have said, ‘Why don’t Progressives run in the Democratic primary?’” he says. “They haven’t asked, ‘Why don’t you run in the Democratic primary with one hand tied behind your back?’” VDP executive director CONOR CASEY calls the situation “an ongoing conversation” and says his executive committee could always revisit its decision. If the Progs opt out of the gubernatorial campaign, he suggests, that might help Zuckerman’s case. “I think we’d like to hear something different than we’ve been hearing from the Progressive Party about gubernatorial candidate recruitment,” Casey says. “They’re welcome to run somebody, but we can’t be sharing our data with them if that’s the case.” Zuckerman appears to be making his own not-so-veiled threat. “I’ve been asked, if I were to lose a


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estate broker, a housing developer, and an apartment manager. Last Saturday night, he was at the scene of a road fatality from 10 p.m. to 3 a.m. On Sunday afternoon, he had two appointments to list homes for sale. Tuesday through Friday from January to May, he packs fire/rescue and real estate work into his mornings and evenings while he spends his days at the Statehouse. Though he’s long been active in Milton organizations and was vice president of his Milton High School class, Turner didn’t show much interest in politics before 2006. He’d never served on a local municipal board, and had no plans to run for the legislature, when Republican governor Jim Douglas asked if he was interested in filling a House seat left vacant by a midterm resignation. “Governor Douglas said, ‘Are you a Republican?’ I said, ‘I don’t know,’” Turner recalled. “I said, ‘I don’t believe in spending.’” The magic words, apparently. Turner won the appointment and has been elected to the seat five times since. The minority leadership fell to Turner almost by default. He was unopposed when House Republicans elected him to the post in 2011. Komline had

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ouse Minority Leader Don Turner stood on the House floor last Tuesday and delivered a stern message about a 13-cent increase in the cigarette tax that his fellow lawmakers had just approved. “Day 92 of the session, and yet another tax increase,” the Milton Republican scolded. “Vermonters can’t afford it!” Republican Carolyn Branagan of Georgia, vice chair of the House Ways and Means Committee, also rose on the House floor that day — to defend the cigarette tax. “Reducing the number of young people who smoke will lower health care spending,” Branagan said. “This is not a tax, Mr. Speaker. This is a way to make Vermonters healthier.” Turner fumed at Branagan’s comments. His caucus is too small to pass or defeat legislation on the House floor. But Turner can hone a very clear electionyear message to voters: that Republicans staunchly oppose the actions of a Democratic majority that is taxing and spending the state into despair. His caucus members muddy that message, Turner said, when they defend a tax increase or higher spending. “I get very frustrated,” said Turner, who sometimes loses his temper with fellow Republicans. “The caucus voted on its priorities. I’m just trying to make sure they don’t lose sight of what those priorities are.” A lifelong resident of solidly middleclass Milton, 51-year-old Turner said he hears a constant stream of complaints about rising taxes back home. But from January through May in Montpelier, where he’s in his sixth year as House minority leader, Turner has trouble convincing some of his members to heed that message. It’s not easy being leader of a 53-member Republican caucus in a 150-member chamber dominated by Democrats who have a like-minded governor down the hall. “It’s a thankless job,” said Rep. Patti Komline (R-Dorset), who held the position from 2009 to 2010, when Republicans were in the minority but held the governor’s office. “It’s an even more thankless job now.” Turner didn’t need to take on the role of minority leader. He’s got a long list of other responsibilities. The married father of three daughters is Milton’s full-time paid fire and rescue chief, a real

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Affable, earnest and eager to please, Turner came to the post without a wide grasp of public policy or public speaking. He’s learned on the job. Colleagues say he has become better at shaping his party’s message, more confident in challenging the Democratic majority, and more adept at recruiting and training candidates. Last year, he helped his party gain eight seats in the House. “He was like anybody who was brand-new. He was tentative. He was nervous,” said Rep. Patrick Brennan (R-Colchester). “He’s come full circle. He knows the issues. He knows what his caucus wants.” Turner said he learned after his first few years that the caucus couldn’t tackle every bill that reaches the floor. “We had no coherent focus,” he said. So he and other caucus leaders decided to leave social issues up to individual members while the group invests its energy in holding the line on fiscal issues. “He has the caucus focused on issues important to Vermonters,” said Rep. Kurt Wright (R-Burlington). Despite that agreement on the big picture, Turner continues to struggle to convince some members — at times including Brennan and Wright — to stand up against specific new taxes and spending.

And the tongue-lashings he unleashes on members in an attempt to bring them in line have discouraged some GOP colleagues from regularly attending caucus meetings. “There are times he lets his temper get the best of him,” said Wright, who has been on the receiving end of Turner’s anger. “I understand the frustration. It’s how you deal with the frustration.” As Wright tried to explain an education bill to the caucus earlier this year, he said, Turner launched into a series of objections. “I finally had to say, ‘Don, if you want me to explain it, you have to let me speak.’” Some of Turner’s private rebukes come laced with profanity, but Brennan said he doesn’t take offense. “That’s his role,” Brennan said. “He’ll come to me and apologize before he reams me out,” he said before reconsidering that word: “He didn’t ream me out.” Delivering an apology ahead of a tongue-lashing is typical Turner. He’s Sunday-school polite mixed with barroom brusque. Turner said his job is to remind members to stick to the priorities they set at the start of the year. “I do vent my frustrations,” Turner said. “I think I have every right to vent them.” “It’s like coaching,” he said, drawing the analogy of a basketball coach getting


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According to Turner, every time Republicans vote for a tax or budget increase, they undermine their party’s argument that Democrats are harming the state. In committee after committee, members see it differently, as Branagan did with the cigarette tax. Branagan said she can exert more influence by working in committee than by simply voting against every tax. “He doesn’t realize how many taxes I get rid of every year,” she said, referring to the way she speaks out as No. 2 on the budget-writing House Ways and Means Committee. Brennan, chair of the House Transportation Committee, backed $10 million in new motor vehicle fees that he considers necessary to run the Agency of Transportation. Turner lit into him in a Statehouse hallway. In the House Judiciary Committee, four Republicans backed a proposal to forgive some highway fines, forcing lawmakers to make up for $850,000 in lost revenues. “Where does it stop?” Turner lectured in a Republican caucus meeting. “You’ve got to ask the tough questions.” After the session ends next month, Turner will turn his focus to the November elections, trying to persuade voters that Republicans were the ones asking tough questions as the Democratic majority raised taxes. Ever the optimist, he insisted that public sentiment against the rising cost of government is growing, and candidate recruitment is strong. “More people are seeing the results of one-party rule,” he said. Rep. Paul Dame (R-Essex Junction) credited Turner for recruiting him to run for the House and sticking with him after he lost in 2012. Turner’s hold-theline-on-spending message and the team he created to train candidates helped Dame defeat an incumbent Democrat in 2014, he said. “We had a good affordability message,” Dame said. “It really resonated.” But Turner acknowledged that 2016 is a presidential election year likely to generate strong Democratic voter turnout in Vermont. “It’s going to be a tough election,” he said. He harbors no illusions that Republicans are positioned to regain the House majority they last held in 2004. His goal is simply to build a stronger team. “I don’t see myself here a lot longer,” Turner said. “My biggest hope is, the caucus will be better when I’m done.” !

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in his players’ faces at halftime. “It’s tough love.” Skipping lunch one day last week to talk to a reporter, Turner reached into his suit jacket pocket for a Quaker Chewy granola bar while he pondered the question of why he stays in the job. “I like to help people,” he said. “The path we’re on with this taxing and spending, I don’t think it’s good for Vermont. People in this building think government is everything to everybody forever.” Building a better path is harder, however. Last month, as the House voted on a $5.77 billion state budget, Turner objected to the 4.4 percent increase in the General Fund, declaring it should rise no more than 2.2 percent. But only one of the four Republicans on the House Appropriations Committee voted against the budget. And on the House floor, the bill breezed through on a 94-40 vote with about a dozen Republicans voting yes. The next day, Turner held a press conference to denounce the increases. House Appropriations Committee chair Mitzi Johnson (D-South Hero) had disregarded a host of Republican ideas that would have cut spending, he claimed. “If I were in Mitzi’s chair, we would do it without the increase in taxes,” Turner declared. Asked what he would cut from the budget, Turner produced a list of Republican members’ bills that had been ignored. They included moving the state’s Vermont Health Connect to the federal exchange, which Democrats dispute will be less expensive. Johnson said Turner and his members had ample opportunity to bring specific ideas to the budget committee. “I didn’t get anything,” she said. “It’s easy to criticize. It’s hard to provide alternatives,” said House Speaker Shap Smith (D-Morristown). “He and his caucus did not put numbers on the table that would have done what they want to do.” Turner acknowledged it’s difficult for a minority party, with no staff, to sketch out its own budget. But if Republicans were in control, he said, they would base the budget on different priorities — public safety, education, economic development and taking care of the most vulnerable. When asked what would have to fall by the wayside, he was less specific. “We’ve got very generous benefits,” he said, unwilling to identify which ones he would reduce. “I would say every committee should not look at anything new until they scour every program.”


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Jessica Jones, a twentysomething African American standing in the same line, also expressed trust in Sanders. “I believe what he says, unlike Hillary, who flip-flops all the time, like on gay marriage,” Jones commented. “She moves around depending on what’s popular.” Jones added that she’s trying to convince her mother, who’s leaning toward Clinton. “The thing is, a lot of African Americans don’t know much about Sanders,” Jones said. “The younger ones tend to know him better, and they’ll vote for him.”

The septuagenarian Democratic socialist is able to connect with voters 50 years his junior because “he speaks to issues important to our generation, such as student debt,” said Josh Siegel, 25, a Sanders coordinator for the Working Families Party. “We were raised on advertising and the internet, so we’ve had to learn to think critically,” added Siegel, who oversees a canvassing and phone-bank operation at the downtown Brooklyn headquarters of the progressive third party. “We’re focused less on candidates’ images and more on what they stand for.” But this upwelling of support for Sanders among younger New Yorkers may not offset Clinton’s political advantage in the state she represented for eight years in the U.S. Senate. The Vermonter was trailing the suburban New York City resident 37 to 53 percent in a poll released on April 10. That’s almost exactly the percentage margin by which

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f Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) pulls off a win in New York’s Democratic primary on Tuesday, he’ll owe it to young activists such as Lauren Chinault. “I want to know I did everything I could to help him win,” the 28-year-old bookkeeper said last week at her modest home in the Rockaway section of Queens. Having experienced a “political awakening” soon after moving to New York seven years ago, Texas-born Chinault views the Sanders insurgency as a “once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to bring about fundamental change.” Chinault, a volunteer campaign coordinator, had just dispatched eight local residents to canvass doorto-door in the working-class beachside neighborhood hard hit by Hurricane Sandy in 2012. Some Rockaway streets still flood in heavy rains. “The infrastructure here is laughably bad,” Chinault observed. “Bernie’s commitment to investing in communities like this is one reason I support him so strongly.” Young people made up most of the crowds at Sanders rallies last weekend in the Bronx, Brooklyn and Harlem. As it is in most states that have already held primaries or caucuses, the 74-year-old senator’s base in New York is built on the idealism and energy of millennials. Conversely, Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton draws much of her support from older voters. That generational split appears to be playing out among African American and Jewish voters in New York, who together account for about half the Democratic electorate in the five boroughs. “I trust Bernie on Israel,” Daniel Edelstein, a 20-year-old student wearing a yarmulke, said as he waited for the start of a rally on “Bernie’s Block” — the street on which Sanders was raised in a heavily Jewish part of Brooklyn. “He worked on a kibbutz, and nothing he says endangers Israel’s security.”


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most prominent black supporters, referred to the Burlington resident at a rally at Harlem’s Apollo Theater on April 9 as the former “mayor of Vermont.” And Sanders did little to lessen his long-shot odds in New York with backto-back blunders last week. He was embarrassingly unprepared for predictable questions about his economic program and his Middle East policy posed during an interview with the New York Daily News, which has been friendly toward his candidacy. Sanders stumbled in explaining how he would break up the mega-banks he holds responsible for triggering the Great Recession in 2008. He also overestimated by a factor of five the number of civilian deaths resulting from Israel’s bombardment of Gaza two years ago. “Anybody help me out here, because I don’t remember the figures?” he plaintively asked Daily News editors in regard to the Gaza toll. Even some of his backers concede that their candidate erred in attacking the former senator, secretary of state, first lady and lifelong policy wonk as not “qualified” to be president in an April 7 speech. “It’s not a word he should have used,” acknowledged Peter Hogness, a 60-year-old retired union organizer who was wearing a jacket festooned with “Socialists for Sanders” buttons at the Bernie’s Block rally. The churlish attack smudged Sanders’ brand as a politician who does not go negative. It also damaged his standing with women who viewed his rejection of Clinton’s credentials as sexist. Implicitly admitting his mistake, Sanders reversed course in an April 10 TV interview. “Of course,” he said when asked then whether he regarded Clinton as qualified to serve as president. “I want to get away from this stuff,” he added. For her part, Clinton has generally adopted the above-the-fray posture of a candidate with a commanding lead in polls. But on Monday she hammered Sanders on gun control, charging that on a per-capita basis, Vermont is the biggest source of guns used to commit

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chool officials suspended Toni Foote’s 13-year-old son multiple times when he was in seventh grade at Burlington’s Lyman C. Hunt Middle School. They cited him for dress code violations and disrespectful behavior. From his mother’s perspective, the punishment seemed at times arbitrary and harsh. Speaking for her son, who did not want to be interviewed for this story, Foote said he had a tendency to question things, which charmed the staff at his elementary school. But once in middle school, that so-called oppositional thinking marked him as a problem student. His mother was nonetheless shocked when Burlington police called one day to say that her son wasn’t at school — he was in their custody. Could she come and pick him up? Her son had been suspended, and although Foote acknowledged there was some initial confusion about the matter, she claimed an administrator told her it was an “in-school suspension.” So she sent him to school. She later learned from police that he checked in at the main office and was told he wasn’t supposed to be there. He asked for an administrator to clarify the situation, according to his mother, but the principal called the police. Foote said her son wasn’t “causing a fuss or being disruptive.” A Burlington police affidavit describing the incident says the boy refused to leave school after repeatedly being asked to, and he told the principal he had a “right to access his education.” Even after police arrived and told him he was committing unlawful trespass and needed to leave school, the boy refused. He cooperated as two officers restrained him and drove him to the station, according to the affidavit. “They came and took him out of the middle school in handcuffs,” Foote said. The boy, who is the eldest of Foote’s six children, was sent to juvenile court for trespassing. The shame and embarrassment of the experience led to a sense of alienation, Foote said. “He failed all of his classes. He decided he himself was a troublemaker. We lost him for a while.” Now 16 and enrolled at Burlington High School, the boy has straightened himself out, his mother said. Seven Days agreed not to name him because he is

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EDUCATION a minor. “He’s a great kid,” Foote said. “He’s going to be a great adult.” She shared her story during a recent meeting organized by Parents and Youth for Change, an advocacy group that works in tandem with the grant-funded Winooski-Burlington Partnership for Change. In its effort to encourage more public involvement in schools, the group has successfully lobbied for personalized advisers at BHS and new report cards for students whose native language is not English, responding to immigrant and refugee parents who said they couldn’t tell how their children were doing. Now it’s calling for a new approach to school discipline — and parents, students and alumni are joining the chorus. About 50 people attended the March 28 discussion at the St. Joseph School, and the presenters had done their homework. They reported that between 2008 and 2014, the Burlington School District issued between 500 and 650 suspensions per year. More likely to be disciplined, they said, were students who are poor, on special education

plans, nonwhite and male. That’s from a 2013-2014 Burlington School District report that mirrors a national trend. Parents said they want better communication with the schools when problems begin. They also asked for a reduction in out-of-school suspensions that disrupt student learning and often force parents to stay home from work. “It just punishes the family,” Foote said. Burlington school superintendent Yaw Obeng and school board member Stephanie Seguino, chair of the board’s Diversity and Equity Committee, represented the district at the meeting. Asked if they would agree to work for solutions — including setting clear expectations for behavior; collecting and sharing data; and providing more training for school employees — they said they would. Kids care about fairness, said Seguino, who has led a push for more detailed record keeping on discipline and has called for alternatives to suspensions. “When kids are excluded or marginalized, they give up,” she told the crowd. The push for reforms in Burlington

echoes calls for change at the national and state levels. Education policy makers are responding to increasing evidence that serious punishment — and especially encounters with law enforcement — have a criminalizing effect on young people, a phenomenon known as the “school-to-prison pipeline.” This winter, lawmakers in Montpelier debated a bill to make so-called exclusionary discipline, aka suspensions and expulsions, measures of last resort. State law already limits when students can be kicked out of public schools, but supporters of the bill say it happens too often. Under Vermont statute, students can be suspended for up to 10 days for misconduct. In some cases, with school board approval, they can be “expelled” — though not permanently, as the word implies — for a longer period. Vermont has about 77,700 public school students. About 5 percent of them are suspended, expelled or placed in alternative schools annually, according to a Vermont Agency of Education study of data from 2013 to 2015. That’s actually lower than the national rate, which four years ago was 14.4 percent, according to the U.S. Department of Education. What’s causing students to be kicked out of their schools, or sent to special rooms where they serve in-school suspensions? More often than not, it’s nonviolent rule breaking. In Vermont, 52 percent of suspensions, expulsions and alternative school placements over three years were for violations of conduct rules or school policy. Also getting kids suspended: fights, “disorderly conduct,” assaults, threats, harassment, drugs, bullying, tobacco, weapons possession and alcohol. Officials reported rare cases of sexual assault — 11 incidents over the three years studied. Vermont’s pattern of discipline also raises concerns about racial profiling. Nonwhite Vermont students represent about 8 percent of student enrollment but 11 percent of those suspended or expelled. Poor students, boys and students with disabilities are even more likely to be overrepresented. Foote’s son qualifies for free and reduced-cost lunch. Asked why discipline is meted out disproportionately to certain populations, Amy Fowler, Vermont deputy education secretary, said it’s unclear. “It


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could be they are unfairly punished,” she said. “It could be they are committing the types of infractions that lead to suspension more frequently.” Lawmakers recently considered additional restrictions on school discipline. Senators Brian Campion and Dick Sears, both Democrats from Bennington County, sponsored a bill that calls for an end to “zero-tolerance discipline policies” for nonviolent offenses and infractions. It would make it more difficult to suspend or expel students and, in the process, supporters hoped, reduce disparities. The proposal would still allow administrators to “immediately remove dangerous or potentially dangerous” students from school as well as “repeatedly disruptive” students after other interventions failed. The Senate Education Committee took up the bill this winter and weighed complaints of grossly unfair and arbitrary discipline in Vermont. Greg Hale provided written testimony to the committee about his 17-year-old son’s experience at Bellows Free Academy St. Albans. The young man has “severe hearing issues” that weren’t being accommodated, according to his dad. At one point, he faced 13 in-school suspensions, during which students “sit there, all day, during the school day, doing nothing.” Hale, who is superintendent of the Northwest State Correctional Facility, noted, “We call this solitary confinement or segregation in my career field.” Children deserve an equal chance to learn from their mistakes, rather than be pulled out of school, only to fall behind and face social alienation, Jay Diaz, staff attorney for the American Civil Liberties Union of Vermont, told committee members. “Unfortunately in Vermont’s schools, children who misbehave in minor ways are regularly kicked out for days, weeks and months,” he said. Diaz coauthored a 2015 report titled “Kicked Out! Unfair and Unequal Student Discipline in Vermont’s Public Schools.” Seguino came from Burlington to speak in support of the bill. But the “education establishment,” as Sears called it, said his proposed legislation went too far. “There will be incidents in school that require the removal of a student from the classroom for a period of time,” Emily Simmons, director of legal and policy services for the Vermont School Boards Association, testified. “Our administrators and teachers are committed, welltrained, thoughtful professionals and

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candidate than Sanders, according to many of her backers. Her familiarity with international issues and leaders of other countries is “absolutely a critical factor,� said Dave Gugerty, a Democratic Party official in the town of Oyster Bay on Long Island. “We live in dangerous times.� Some of the 20 or so Clinton supporters who joined Gugerty on a Sunday morning pre-canvassing hike on the grounds of Teddy Roosevelt’s Long Island home echoed his claim, praising the former secretary’s pragmatic positions on domestic as well as global issues. The Sagamore Hill National Historic Site was an appropriate venue for the gathering. Emblazoned on a sign at the entrance is a quote from the 26th president that could serve as a campaign slogan for the woman who aspires to be the 45th: “Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.� Annie Berger, a retired 74-year-old high school teacher who took part in the outing, said she admires Sanders’ progressive politics. “Bernie speaks from the heart, and he speaks the truth,� Berger declared, adding, “but Hillary is more likely to get things done.� The white-haired Democratic Party activist also cited Clinton’s gender as a reason for supporting her candidacy. “I’m in my sunset years so, yes, it’s important for me to have a woman president in my lifetime,� Berger said. But some young women backing Sanders said Clinton’s gender is of secondary importance. “As a feminist, I believe Bernie tries to break down the patriarchal walls,� remarked Anysia Batts, a young African American attending the Apollo rally. Arianna Mahon, an African American also in her twenties, said at the Bernie’s Block rally in Brooklyn: “I’d love to see a woman be president, but not Hillary. I want it to be the right person with the right politics.� Liz Adair, a Long Beach, Long Island, resident who hosted a Sanders phone-bank event on Sunday, suggested that character is of greater concern than gender in assessing a candidate’s merits. “Bernie is a good person at his core,� Adair said. “He’s real. He’s not a bullshitter.� !

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Rep. Tony Klein (D-East Montpelier), a 14-year member of the Vermont House and longtime chair of its Natural Resources and Energy Committee, is joining a growing roster of legislators retiring this year. Klein, 69, said he and his wife, Jennifer Boyer, want to spend more time traveling and visiting their grandchildren. “I decided that being dedicated to the Statehouse from January to May was getting a little tiresome,” he said. “I’ve done it 14 years. I’ve loved it.” The charismatic former public relations executive has never been shy about sharing his opinions on the House floor, in the Statehouse cafeteria or in closed-door meetings with House leaders. A staunch supporter of renewable energy, he cited Vermont’s growing portfolio of solar and wind power as a highlight of his career. Klein served 12 years on the Natural Resources and Energy Committee, including eight as its chair. But he said he was most proud of his work helping his constituents solve problems and being part of a long tradition of public service.

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“The honor and privilege of walking into this Statehouse that’s been here since 1859 is chilling,” he said. “That never gets old.” Prior to his service in the House, Klein worked as a lobbyist for electric utilities, Renewable Energy Vermont and Efficiency Vermont. He became a legislator in 2003. Klein said he hopes to remain involved in energy policy, but, however that manifests itself, it won’t be at the Statehouse. “This place got along without folks like me for hundreds of years, and it’ll do just fine without me,” he said. TERRI HALLENBECK

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(D-Moretown), Jewett, Barbara Rachelson (D-Burlington), Martin LaLonde (D-South Burlington), Chip Conquest (D-Wells River) and Bill Frank (D-Underhill). Those voting against were Betty Nuovo (D-Middlebury), Tom Burditt (R-West Rutland), Gary Viens (R-Newport), Vicki Strong (R-Irasburg) and Marcia Martel (R-Waterford). The bill, a complete revision of the Senate’s S.241, was sent Tuesday to the House Ways and Means Committee. It’s unclear whether the measure will reach the full House before the legislature adjourns next month. If it passes the House, it would head to a conference committee to negotiate vast differences between the two chambers’ versions. For legalization supporters, Friday’s vote is a faint victory because it keeps the bill alive. The reworked version calls for increased spending on drug prevention education and police training for drugged driving detection. It would also lower the threshold for drunken driving when marijuana is also detected and prohibit chemical extraction to make hash oil. Grad proposed decriminalizing home cultivation of up to two marijuana plants, but the committee said no, also by a 6-5 vote.

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A marijuana bill remains alive after the House Judiciary Committee voted 6-5 Friday on a significantly scaled-back version. The committee narrowly rejected a proposal to table the legislation entirely. The bill that passed would not legalize marijuana, as the Senate voted to do, but would establish a study commission to prepare for eventual legalization, said Judiciary Committee vice chair Willem Jewett (D-Ripton). Committee members who voted for the bill were chair Maxine Grad

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Just days before the make-or-break presidential primary in New York, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) plans to travel to Rome for a conference at the Vatican. Immediately after debating former secretary of state Hillary Clinton in Brooklyn this Thursday, April 14, he’ll hop off the campaign trail to speak at a conference hosted by the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences, Sanders’ campaign announced. New York’s primary, in which 291 delegates are at stake, is scheduled for the following Tuesday. “I am delighted to have been invited by the Vatican to a meeting on restoring social justice and environmental sustainability to the world economy,” Sanders said in a written statement. “Pope Francis has made clear that we must overcome ‘the globalization of indifference’ in

order to reduce economic inequalities, stop financial corruption and protect the natural environment. That is our challenge in the United States and in the world.” It was not immediately clear last Friday whether Sanders would meet with Pope Francis, whom he often praises on the campaign trail, while in Vatican City. Monsignor Marcelo Sánchez Sorondo, the chancellor of the .com Pontifical Academy, told CNN Friday that the invitation “does not signify any support of the campaign.” “We want to establish a dialogue between North America and South America, so we thought to invite a [U.S.] politician,” Sorondo said. “The President of Bolivia will also be there. Perhaps the [other candidates] would have been interested, but they did not request to come.”

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Editor’s note: Seven Days is a local media organization. We’re only covering the U.S. presidential race because Sen. Bernie Sanders is in it. Plenty of his supporters say we’ve been too critical of the candidate. And there was no ignoring Donald Trump when he came to Vermont — he was on the cover, remember? We wrote about his primary win, too.

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I am grateful to see a balanced article on the subject of wildlife [“A Wildlife Social Unites the Pack in Norwich,” April 6]. With the tsunami of compassion arising in response to all the horror everywhere, the tropes of the hunting-and-trapping world are lagging far behind. The deaths of the lions Cecil and Mohawk have awakened a global outrage at killing for pleasure, yet local hunters and trappers cling to the ever-more-ephemeral belief that what they do not only provides a service, but is actually a sport. Leghold and drowning traps, in particular, are grotesque examples of a practice that has largely outlived its usefulness, except to those few who still trade in pelts and only feel it necessary to be there for the final dispatch, should it still be needed after the requisite 72 hours. Also much appreciated in the article is the concept that predator species actually improve the ecosystems in which they live, something that is generally conveniently ignored and really needs to be much more front and center in the conversation. The fact is, any species we deem a “nuisance” was created by our invasion of their habitat. Things were just fine until we came along and decided we owned it all.

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Edward Lane “Budge” Bouton retired from this life on April 3, trusting care of his worldwide family to his surviving wife and children. Ed was born September 11, 1925, to Edward Lane and Katharine Church Bouton in Elizabeth, N.J. Following grade school at age 14, he moved to Vermont and made it his home. Graduating from Burr and Burton Academy in 1943, Ed promptly entered the Army Air Corps, training as a pilot. Following service to his country, Ed attended the University of Vermont. While still an undergraduate, Budge managed to charm the love of his life, Betsy Ann Bigelow, into marrying him in 1949. They graduated together with degrees from the School of Agriculture in 1950. He and Betsy raised three children and hosted many international students, who became extended family members. A lifelong learner, Ed returned to UVM to receive his MS focusing on soil fertility in 1975. Ed’s career included managing a dairy farm, working for the Eastern States Farmers Exchange (later Agway), coordinating Vermont’s Natural Resource Conservation Districts and working as a University of Vermont Extension Agent. His position as a statewide extension specialist in small fruits and vegetables finally “felt right.” Ed was proud of the role he played in helping to create the Small Fruit and Vegetable Growers Association, and he was especially gratified by the friendships and the success of growers he assisted along the way, from communes in the ’60s to Liebig Berries, Sam Mazza Farms, Woods Farm and many others. Upon his retirement as professor emeritus at the University of Vermont, Ed began a new chapter in his life even busier than before. His many retirement projects included growing orchids at his and Betsy’s winter home in the Keys, volunteering with Ducks Unlimited, the Lake Champlain Chapter of the Antique and Classic Boat Society, the Florida Keys Concert Association and St. Columba Episcopal Church of Marathon, Fla. At St. Columba he always made sure that the annual Shrove Tuesday Pancake Supper had pure Vermont maple syrup on the tables. He leaves behind Betsy Ann Bouton, his wife of 67 years; children Jonathan Bouton

and his wife, Judi Simon-Bouton, of Hartford, Vt.; Margaret (Peggy) Irons and her husband, Paul Irons, of Berlin, Vt.; Timothy Bouton and his wife, Barbara Torian, of New Haven, Vt.; and his adopted German family: Michael Beseler, Sabine Beseler-Schattka and Friederike Beseler and their families. Ed reveled in any activities that included members of his family, whether hunting, giving rides on his antique side-steer 18-foot Lyman boat, Rivendell, deep-sea fishing or attending concerts. He was especially proud of his grandchildren, each of whom carries the essence of his being and his love of life in their own personal ways: Liza Bouton of Cambridge, Mass.; Micah Bouton, his fiancée, Emily Fiorelli, and their children, Joey, Bella and Jonathan Edward of Hartford; Jason Irons, his wife, Joelle, and daughter, Lael, of St. Louis, Mo.; Jesse Irons and his wife, Emily, of Jamaica Plain, Mass.; Josh Irons of Montpelier, Vt.; and Andrew Bouton of New Haven, Vt. In lieu of flowers, the family requests that donations be made to A Far Cry, 146A South St., Jamaica Plain, MA 02130; the St. Columba Memorial Fund, 451 West 52nd St (Gulf), Marathon FL 33050 or a charity of your choice.

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I’m a Sen. Bernie Sanders supporter [Fair Game: “Bernie, Bro!” March 30]. I voted for him on Super Tuesday and would again if he’s nominated in November. However, there’s a phenomenon that has me worried. We’ve all had this conversation with the die-hard Bernie fanatic: “Would you vote for a paraplegic muskrat over Donald Trump?” “Heck yes, I’d vote for that muskrat! Trump’s a fascist mannequin made of chewed saltwater taffy covered in yellow lint!” “Will you vote for Hillary Clinton if Bernie loses the primary?” “Never! Even if Trump becomes the Republican nominee, I won’t vote!” Bernie Bros, that’s weird. Clinton, a human, would make a better president than a paraplegic muskrat, and you know it. I realize Bernie makes us all a bit flushed. But not so much that we’d allow Donald Trump, the man entertaining endorsements from former Ku Klux Klan members, to be president? This is what’s wrong with Washington, D.C.: a total unwillingness to accept alternatives, even when it’s detrimental. We can’t rally against Congress for not doing their jobs if we throw adult hissy fits, refuse to vote and so decline our jobs. Democracies, like relationships, need compromise to be healthy and happy. Don’t be that guy who, when his date wants to see Zootopia instead of Deadpool, refuses to go to the movies. That guy’s a dick. Vote.

would cover the other viable candidates, especially Republicans. Sanders did win Vermont and is very popular with Vermonters. However, Donald Trump is also very popular within the state, drawing more than 2,000 people to his rally, and he won the Republican primary for the state. Where is the “Trump Beat”? The uninformative and irresponsible “news” coverage of the presidential race has downgraded Seven Days to nothing more than a fan page. There is absolutely no coverage of the Republican race or how Sanders is actually losing by 11 points in the Democratic race. If Seven Days wants to regain legitimacy in the vast array of news organizations in Vermont, it would stop fantasizing over an unlikely dream of a Vermont senator becoming president and cover the other candidates to keep this great state well-informed.

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n a brick-walled alley in downtown Burlington last week, director JAY CRAVEN remarked on the unpredictable events that had complicated the shooting of his upcoming film, Wetware. Less than 24 hours earlier, the owner of a planned shooting location had rescinded his permission, which necessitated a last-minute scramble for an alternative site. What’s more, the temperature was plummeting and expected to reach an unseasonably frosty 18 degrees — and the crew was here to shoot exterior scenes. Craven was unfazed, though, his voice even and calm. “You just have to be flexible all the time when you’re making movies,” he said. He acknowledged that Wetware, his 10th feature, is challenging for reasons beyond the merely logistical. Based on the novel of the same name by former Vermont author Craig Nova, the movie marks Craven’s first excursion into the genres of science fiction and film noir. Most of the features that Craven has directed for his KINGDOM COUNTY PRODUCTIONS fall squarely into the “historical drama” category; Wetware is set in a dystopian near future. But the film’s sense of place — or lack thereof — represents the biggest departure from Craven’s previous work. The director has built his reputation as a maker of “place-based” cinema: movies that are steeped in the landscapes and histories of specific geographic locales. Craven’s “place” is the Northeast Kingdom. It’s where he resides and where he has shot such films as Where the Rivers Flow North (1993), A Stranger in the Kingdom (1999) and Northern Borders (2013). The alley was one of several locations that Craven had chosen precisely for their anonymity. The shoot might have been in Burlington (another first for Craven), but the intent was to make the set look like Any City, USA. To that end, a bevy of twentysomething crewmembers scurried through the alley. They steered onlookers away from the site, concealed electrical cables behind shrubs and affixed a deliberately tacky, H-less “OTEL” sign to a door frame. For Wetware, as for his previous films, Craven has assembled a crew of college students and young professionals. Some

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are former students of his at MARLBORO COLLEGE, where Craven teaches film. Through his Movies From Marlboro program, students from Marlboro and other colleges can get academic and professional credits for their unpaid work on Craven’s films. “They’re good, they’re solid, they know what they’re doing,” Craven said of the students, “but they’ve not been given this opportunity [before].” He singled out costumer Alison Pugh, who was a costume assistant on Craven’s 2015 film Peter and John. Now, at age 22, she’ll receive the costume-designer credit on Wetware. JAKE HAEHNEL, the film’s second second assistant director, is a veteran of Movies From Marlboro. He confirmed the value of that experience. “The biggest thing I got from the program was that I met a

few really good people,” Haehnel said. “In the years since, I’ve gotten a lot of work from those contacts — and not just the higher-ups … For the students [in the crew], it gives them a taste. A lot of them find out if it’s really what they want to do.” The shot before the cameras was a simple one: a man and a woman walking down an alley to the door of a fleabag hotel. But it’s an important moment in the film’s story. The characters, Kay and Jack, have been genetically altered to perform menial tasks — such individuals are the “wetware” of the title. This scene will be the first time viewers see Kay and Jack after their escape from the lab where they were created. Scheduled to camp out in the alley until 4 a.m., the crew was hunkering down for a long, chilly night. Coffee, heated tents and chemical hand warmers helped with the cold, but the actors had to endure it in their uninsulated costumes. Most of Craven’s previous features boast at least one marquee name: Kris Kristofferson headlines Disappearances (2006); Bruce Dern won acclaim as the lead in Northern Borders. Wetware’s cast includes just one familiar face: “Sliders” and Jerry Maguire actor Jerry O’Connell. Most of the other roles in the large cast

(26 speaking parts) are played by upand-comers from television, theater and even circus performance. “We don’t really have a star, as such, in the picture the way we usually do,” Craven said. “When you start casting younger actors, the star actors are way out [of budget], because every kid who’s ever been in a television series is considered by the agents to be solid gold.” So Craven had to find ways to stretch his budget. The film’s entire production design costs just $15,000. Wetware’s overall budget is still in flux. At press time, a Kickstarter campaign had raised nearly $21,000 toward its $48,000 goal. The production has not received grants from arts organizations. A portion of Wetware will be shot in Nantucket, in part because Massachusetts — unlike Vermont — offers incentives to independent filmmakers who shoot there. Craven shot Peter and John on Nantucket for the same reason. Distribution of the film is an even bigger question mark. “This is a nonprofit model,” Craven said. “This is not commercial cinema. That doesn’t mean that it doesn’t have an audience and won’t play Netflix … but we know what the reality is for distribution.” He attached some numbers to that reality: Craven’s company has not realized “a nickel,” he said, from the sale of approximately 50,000 DVDs of Northern Borders. Short-term licenses from cable channels won’t close that budget gap. Craven seemed no more upset about this lack of profits than he did about the frigid temperature. His interest in filmmaking, he said, is that of an educator and community organizer. He envisions a model for filmmaking not unlike those for regional performing arts: one that combines “experiential learning” and “sustainable, regional narrative production.” “Building an audience isn’t about making a blockbuster,” Craven said. “It’s about developing an audience that wants to be in a conversation about, and somewhat connected to, the media that’s being produced [in their area].” Shortly after making those remarks, the director stepped away to supervise the framing of the night’s first shot. The crew and cast members were ready. The camera began to roll, and this anonymous alley was suddenly transported to another place and time. ! Contact: ethan@sevendaysvt.com

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he first time SAM CUTLER performed onstage with his father, ROY CUTLER, was in a production of Footloose during his sophomore year of high school. Sam played Willard, and Roy played Reverend Shaw Moore; they shared the stage for two minutes and didn’t speak a word of dialogue to each other. Now, more than seven years later, Sam and Roy Cutler will tread the same stage again. The opportunity came in the form of Seminar, an intimately cast comedydrama written by Pulitzer Prize nominee Theresa Rebeck and directed by MELISSA LOURIE, artistic director of MIDDLEBURY ACTORS WORKSHOP. The play, which had a Broadway run in 2011 to 2012, will be performed April 21 to 23 at TOWN HALL THEATER in Middlebury. The Cutlers have two of the five roles. In December, Lourie invited Roy Cutler to audition for the part of Leonard, a writer as ruthless as he is famous (the late Alan Rickman originated the role). The play follows Leonard as he conducts a prestigious 10-week seminar in New York City, offering his often-cutthroat advice to four young aspiring writers. Cutler, who lives in South Burlington, is an experienced actor and sings and plays guitar in local bands such as the STONE COLD ROOSTERS, the REAL DEAL, LOOSE ASSOCIATION and a family-centric group called the WRECKS, where Sam sometimes

makes an appearance on the guitar, bass, trumpet or ukulele. Soon after speaking with Lourie, Roy agreed to read for the part and bought a copy of the play to study. Sam, 22, home on a short visit for Christmas, found the play on the coffee table and began flipping through the pages. “I was on page four when I began laughing out loud,” says Sam over a prerehearsal snack with his father at the Middlebury Natural Foods Co-op. Since graduating last year from New York University with a BFA in acting, Sam has been living in Brooklyn and working as an actor in the area. He wasn’t looking for his next job during his visit home, but he was immediately hooked by the play he found in his parents’ living room. “At that time, I had a job lined up that filmed in January and wrapped in February,” Sam says, “but I knew I’d be looking for another project soon after. After talking to my dad, I emailed Melissa and said, ‘Hey, I’m Roy’s son. I heard you were doing Seminar, and I would love to audition.’” Sam tried out for the role of Martin, one of the students in Leonard’s intense — and at times brutal — writing class. The Cutlers heard the news two weeks later: Both had made the cast. (The other actors are University of Vermont graduate LIDA BENSON, Middlebury College grad

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and New Yorker Aryana Sedarati.) In mid-March, Sam returned to Vermont for a four-week rehearsal period; it was the longest he’d spent at home since college-vacation days. Not only does Sam appreciate the change of scenery — “Home is way prettier and better smelling than NYC,” he says — but he and his father have enjoyed the chance to work together as a thespian team. “What’s fun for me is that Sam has way more training as an actor,” says Roy. “I get to be the student this time. I learned things about approaches to scripts and how you hook certain sentences together in your head to give it the seamless qualities that actual dialogue has. I’m an intuitive actor, and it’s worked well enough for the things that

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I’ve done, but it’s great to have some sort of theory behind it, to have another voice.” For his part, Sam acknowledges that he’s grown as an actor alongside his father. “What’s great about working with my dad is that he quite literally knows me better than anybody on Earth,” he says. “He sees walls in my head before I hit them. He has a great way of posing questions to me about the character; it gives me a catalyst to connect thoughts about Martin that I didn’t have before. I mean, he’s seen me play every character I’ve ever played,” Sam continues. “He knows the easy choices I can make and knows how to push me in directions I wouldn’t have gone in otherwise.” This deeply personal relationship — not just among actors, but between father and son — helps magnify the parallel dynamic that drives Seminar’s climax. “Leonard has this great monologue directed at Martin at the end of the play,” Roy says. “It’s clear that there’s a very strong connection between these two characters. It’s very paternal. It’s this moment of advice that’s been gaining in power and significance throughout the play, but there’s also this surrogate father-son relationship that’s been building to this scene, as well. Melissa must have seen that when she cast Sam and I for the part. That’s pretty wild.” In these moments of intense drama, one might wonder if the Cutlers have a hard time disassociating themselves from Leonard and Martin — leaving their characters onstage before driving back home. “Those moments of drama are the easiest to leave behind,” says Sam. “All of these tensions, especially in a wellconstructed play like this, are met with moments of release. You let it pour out all over the stage, and then you leave it.” “We leave rehearsal at rehearsal,” agrees Roy. “We get in the car, turn on the music, and it doesn’t bother us.” !

INFO Seminar, written by Theresa Rebeck, directed by Melissa Lourie, produced by Middlebury Actors Workshop, Thursday through Saturday, April 21 to 23, 7:30 p.m., and Saturday, April 23, 2 p.m., at Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. $22. townhalltheater.org


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SD: Tell me how you feel about this career move. DJH: It’s a hybrid between what I did at Progressive and what I’ve done at BCA. I’m excited about working with a collection again. I’m also nervous. You come with a thousand ideas; they might mean everything, or nothing. Learning the place is important. Four years later [in Burlington], the way I think about the world is different; the way I think about what art can do and be is different … I’m still shocked I can make a living doing this. !

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SD: Do you think you have brought the gallery, and its mission, farther over your time here?

SD: Do any exhibits stand out for you? What about the statewide “Of Land & Local”? DJH: I could talk about the shows, but it’s always bigger than the shows. The exhibits are a way to shoot energy into the world … Regarding “Of Land and Local,” when I first got here, Doreen and [assistant director] Sara [Katz] said, “Do whatever you want, but we do think there could be a show about food.” In the process of trying to figure out what a show about food meant, I realized it was about the land. Listening to a farmer at the farmers market talk about a tomato, I realized it was similar to how artists talk about their work. Whether “Of Land & Local” will continue, I don’t know, but if it needs to end, it will. BCA does new things all the time. Talking about new shows is a team effort, always.

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SD: What have you learned here that you’ll take to the Everson? DJH: I think BCA is ahead of a lot of arts organizations in how it interacts with the community. The needs of the community are always at the top of the conversation here. I don’t know if it’s because of its roots — it’s always been an incubator, a helper. BCA is a “yes” organization … I’ll have an opportunity to interact with the community in a different way at Everson.

SD: What are you most proud of in your time at BCA? DJH: [Pauses to think.] I feel it was somehow significant that we’ve never said no to a studio visit. Maybe it’s a matter of figuring out as much as you can about what’s happening here. I always felt that, the deeper you dig here, the more you get. Four years isn’t that long a time, but it’s a good amount of time, and I’m still really constantly surprised by what I find.

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SD: You talked to me about how the Everson Museum, like Syracuse itself, is changing. What role do regional art institutions have now? DJH: I don’t know the answer to that, but I want to find out. They call themselves an American art museum but have an international ceramics collection.

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of Art in Syracuse, N.Y., was simply not something he could pass up. Hellerman will depart after this Friday’s receptions for metal sculptor Cal Lane and Burlington artist CLARK DERBES at the BCA Center. Hellerman previously worked at the Progressive Art Collection in Cleveland, Ohio, his hometown, where he still owns a house. On trips back there, he noted, he sometimes stopped at the Everson — Syracuse is a halfway point. The museum got its start in the late 19th century and moved into a minimalist I.M. Pei-designed building in 1968. Its large collection, as Hellerman put it, “is quirky, unique and interesting to me.” And just as the Rust Belt city is redefining itself, so has its museum. “When the world changes, museums have to change and grow, too,” Hellerman told Seven Days. Over the past year, Hellerman could tell that things were changing at the Everson, since Elizabeth Dunbar had become director and CEO. “Just looking at [the museum’s] newsletter, the amount of events before and since Elizabeth came, it’s more than doubled,” he said. “The place started to come on my radar.” Over coffee recently, Hellerman reiterated that it was “bittersweet to leave” BCA and Vermont. In a conversation that both reviewed his experiences here and anticipated his new venture, the curator handily illustrated Fitzgerald’s observation. The following are excerpts.

DJH: It’s for someone else to judge whether I’ve taken it farther. I hope I have helped.

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FEEDING FRENZY Foodies compete against one another in a statewide Instagram scavenger hunt. The challenges will be announced at the start of Restaurant Week, and the participants will have one week to complete the tasks. The winner will receive tickets to the Vermont Brewers Festival and an overnight stay at the Hilton. More details to come at vermontrestaurantweek. com.

Compete for prizes in seven rounds of foodie trivia hosted by Seven Days and Top Hat Entertainment. Preregistration is required on the Vermont Restaurant Week website. Tuesday, April 26. Doors open at 6 p.m. Trivia: 6:30-9 p.m. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington.

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Malaria, dengue, yellow fever, West Nile, chikungunya and now Zika. All transmitted by mosquitoes, resulting in tens of millions of deaths and an untold number of ruined backyard barbecues. What would be the effect on our ecosystem if we could somehow wipe these little pests from the face of the Earth? Would we do more harm than good? Bill, Virginia (the swampy part)

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temporary: The other species that come to occupy their places in the food chain may well take over their diseasevector duties in the process — conceivably we could wind up dealing with something worse instead. Among those signing onto this more bearish position, I’ll note, is the American Mosquito Control Association, founded 80 years ago to promote public health and quality of life through the dissemination of mosquito-whacking know-how. The pessimistic take on eradication may be proven right, but what else would you expect these guys to say? When mosquitoes are finished, the AMCA is too.

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do something doesn’t mean one should. Let’s consider pros and cons. As you point out, humanity’s exposure to deadly viruses would plummet. According to stats compiled by the Gates Foundation, mosquitoes kill about 725,000 people a year, 600,000 from malaria alone; if you’re keeping track, you’ll find this means mosquitoes kill more people every year than people do. And we’re great at killing people. Sickness and death aside, sub-Saharan Africa — not exactly a prosperous region to begin with — could, by some estimates, recover about 1.3 percent of the GDP its countries currently spend on malaria-related costs. Malaria’s just the star of the show here, of course; plenty of supporting characters, including the ingenue Zika, have the potential to wreak havoc on humanity. There would be some ecological side effects to mosquito extirpation, which we’ll get to in a moment, but most scientists think they wouldn’t be

have migratory bird populations in the tundra dropping by about half; reindeer migration patterns might change, too, with corollary effects on other species. Elsewhere, spiders, lizards, frogs and other insects all rely on mosquitoes as a primary food source. The mosquitofish — named for the larvae that are a staple of its diet — could be in for some tough times. Not everybody’s in agreement about these predictions, though, whereas scientists do generally agree that mosquito eradication would engender far more good than harm: As one entomologist pointed out in the journal Nature, “The ecological effect of eliminating harmful mosquitoes is that you have more people. That’s the consequence.” (Great, right? Well, here’s where I point out that the nature writer David Quammen has celebrated mosquitoes’ unique ability to beat back human encroachment. Through their knack for making people miserable, Quammen suggests, they’ve undoubtedly helped save some tropical forests from clear-cutting — he calls them “ecological heroes.”) Don’t get too excited about our mosquito-free future just yet, though, Bill. Some ecologists suspect the benefits of eliminating disease-carrying mosquitoes would be only

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particularly severe — that ecosystems would quickly evolve to fill whatever beneficial niche the mosquitoes might currently hold. Also in the good news column, there’s recent precedent for such a campaign: the eradication from North America, and most of Central America, of the New World screwworm fly, a particularly nasty little insect that infests its vertebrate hosts with its larvae — that is to say, its maggots — and causes physical as well as economic pain, particularly if it gets in your livestock. (Screwworms made a memorable appearance in the media about 10 years ago when a 12-year-old girl from Connecticut, upon returning home from a trip to Colombia, was found to have 142 larvae living in her scalp.) Anyway, a 2005 paper estimated that, following a 45-year campaign to get rid of the insect — using the sterilization technique — the U.S. saves about $800 million annually, mostly from avoiding livestock damage; Mexico saves $292 million; etc. As importantly, there don’t appear to be any downside effects on ecosystems, either. Of course, there’s a hell of a lot more mosquitoes out there than there were screwworms. Shifting our view north, for instance, we find that mosquitoes play an important ecological role in the Arctic tundra, where their elimination would probably have the biggest impact. Some estimates

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he Burlington music scene has an ebb and flow. It’s cyclical, marked by vibrant high points among periods of relative quiet. The early 1980s was one such fertile era, thanks to bands such as Pinhead and the Decentz. The Phish boom of the late ’80s was another, as was the mid-1990s alt-rock scene that orbited the late, great Club Toast. Today, Burlington is approaching another scene crest. The past few years have brought an explosion of talent in and around the Queen City, resulting in some of the finest music ever to claim Vermont roots. To wit: In 2014, twangy badass Caroline Rose broke out on the national stage with her widely acclaimed record I Will Not Be Afraid.. In 2015, Maryse Smith produced one of the most beautifully affecting local albums in recent memory: her collaboration with Michael Chorney, The Way It Is.. Building on the strength of their own 2015 record, The Dance,, pop phenoms Madaila seem poised to join Rose as Vermont’s next breakout stars. Those three records might not appear to have much in common, aside from being made in Vermont. But dig beneath the surface, and you’ll notice a thread that ties them, and an increasing number of other local albums, together. His name is Jer Coons.


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instrumental in engineering Gratified Existence, the recently released live record from local hip-hop stars the Lynguistic Civilians. And the list goes on. In his 2000 book The Tipping Point: How Little Things Can Make a Big Difference, Malcolm Gladwell explored the phenomenon of phenomena — big ones, that is — and how they come to be. “The success of any kind of social epidemic is heavily dependent on the involvement of people with a particular and rare set of social gifts,” he writes. Three types of people play critical roles in social trends, Gladwell explains: connectors, mavens and salesmen. Connectors serve as a sort of human networking hub, “a handful of people with a truly extraordinary knack [for] making friends and acquaintances.” Mavens are “information brokers,” people who accumulate and share knowledge. Gladwell describes salesmen as “persuaders,” people who are so good at negotiation that they don’t just convince others to share their way of thinking, they make others want to agree. Looking at the current music boom in Burlington as a social trend, Coons can be seen as connector, maven and salesman all rolled into one. Sure, his is not the biggest name in local music. Coons is not a front man or even a lead guitarist — though he’s capable of being either. He seems to prefer leaving the spotlight to others, while his contributions are more often heard than seen. Coons is not a “star” in the traditional sense of the word — though he almost was one.

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poster. You might not see him at first. But once you do, you can’t unsee him. Start looking at the liner notes for several other great recent local records, and you’ll find Coons credited as a sideman, engineer or producer — sometimes all three. For example, take the Precepts’ 2014 album This Is How It Must Be, a collaboration of Coons, Maier and local rapper Learic. Or County Tracks, the 2015 solo record from Waylon Speed front man and guitarist Kelly Ravin, engineered by Coons, Maier and Morse. That trio will also figure prominently on Ravin’s next record, due out later this year. Coons and Maier were

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Middlebury native Coons, 27, is a founding member and bass player of Madaila. It’s not quite accurate to say he discovered Rose. But she’ll be the first to tell you that he played a crucial role in helping others discover her. Coons didn’t discover Smith, either, nor did he have a direct hand in producing her latest gem. But that album was released on the local label Future Fields, which Coons runs with his Madaila bandmates Eric Maier and Willoughby Morse. When it comes to the local music scene, Coons is the human equivalent of the image in a Magic Eye

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says. “I started to get sick of myself. I wasn’t interested in what I had to say.” To paraphrase: Coons decided the world didn’t really need another dude with an acoustic guitar crooning love songs, so he quit and started growing a beard. Cultivating Rose was satisfying his creative streak, he found, and he wanted to pursue that. “I’m really fascinated with the intersection of art and technology,” he says. “I love taking an intangible idea and making it real.” Working with Rose also laid the foundation for Coons’ unconventional approach to producing. As they mixed America Religious, he and Rose would pack up gear and drive to scenic locations in Vermont, using his Honda Element as a mobile studio. “I remember one day we drove out to the [Colchester] Causeway and sat in

the back of the car with the doors open, mixing and editing,” he says. “We’d take breaks and go swimming.” Coons and Rose toured that record extensively and soon began work on the follow-up, I Will Not Be Afraid. That album introduced Rose to national audiences, leading to bigger and more extensive touring. Coons continued touring with Rose, serving as a versatile sideman who played everything from drums to lap steel guitar to mandolin. Leaning on his own experiences and a stint studying music business at Manhattanville College, he also helped Rose navigate the pitfalls of the industry. “Caroline always said she didn’t want to make a living playing music,” says Coons. “But I decided that was a disservice to the world.” The world agreed. By most accounts, Rose is now on the cusp of stardom. Yet, rather than tagging along as one might expect, Coons has stepped aside to focus on other projects. His work with Rose, he suggests, is done. “I just wanted the world to hear her music,” says Coons. “Because it validates

to me that I’m not crazy.” He pauses, then adds, “Well, I’m crazy in lots of other ways. But on this one thing I was right.” Coons is very often right. Rose may be the best example, but there are many others. Ben Donovan, for instance. A couple of years ago, Coons caught Donovan busking on the Church Street Marketplace. He stopped to chat with the country songwriter and invited him to beers at Finnigan’s Pub on College Street, where Coons suggested they make a record together. “At that point we were really just a bar band,” says Donovan by phone from Pittsburgh, where he now lives. “We had never really thought about recording.” Coons and Donovan holed up in the studio with Donovan’s backing band, the Congregation. They tracked 20 songs in 36 hours, fueled by beer and cigarettes. The resulting record, Reverend Ben Donovan & the Congregation, was a sterling collection of classically styled country, not unlike the recent output of Sturgill Simpson or Chris Stapleton. Donovan resembles those artists in the modern edge to his tunes, too. The record’s strongest


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er has a great ear for talent,” says Maier, who grew up with Coons and Madaila’s Mark Daly in Middlebury. “He also works really, really hard. And he just has a knack for putting himself in the right situations.” Those situations include Future Fields and Madaila. In both of those realms, Maier and Coons are a dynamic team, if something of an odd couple.

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cut, “If There’s DJs in Heaven,” is a sarcastic rebuke to the increasingly pervasive DJ culture. It includes this searing line: “If there’s DJs in heaven, I don’t wanna go / I’ll take Satan’s breath over goin’ deaf because of some hipster with a MacBook Pro.” Donovan recalls playing that song at Burlington’s Red Square one night before the recording sessions. It was close to 10 p.m., right when the Church Street bar transforms from a live music venue to a dance club. As the night’s DJ set up in the nearby booth, Coons stood by the bar, laughing hysterically. “He told me it was his new favorite song,” says Donovan.

“I’m pretty reckless and adventurous. And he’s very methodical and organized,” says Coons of their producing and writing collaborations. “I’ll get excited and want to add all sorts of crazy delay or something. And he’ll be like, ‘What about 30 percent less?’ And he always hits the sweet spot, which applies in most aspects of our lives.” Indeed, Future Fields and Madaila are both finding sweet spots in the market at present — a success for which Maier deserves as much credit as Coons. Future Fields has become one of the area’s go-to recording shops and labels. Its reputation should only increase with the volume and variety of releases due to emerge from the studio in coming months — from rap to rock to jam to folk. And Madaila, already among Burlington’s elite bands, are primed for even greater success with the release of their sophomore record this summer, to be followed by a lengthy tour. Coons’ circuitous path to a unique form of low-key success doesn’t surprise those who’ve known him the longest. The Grift’s Peter Day, for instance, who gave a teenage Coons his first shot onstage when Day and bandmate Clint Bierman ran an open mic at a Middlebury restaurant. (Coons played “Tribute,” by Jack Black’s musicalcomedy duo Tenacious D.) “At every stage, what has consistently struck me about Jer is his ear — for what works, for hooks, for what’s just effing hilarious,” writes Day in a recent email. “And his passion, bordering on obsession, with improving, with stepping up his game.” Day and Bierman played on Coons’ debut record, and the Grift often served as his live backing band. So Day has had a unique window on Coons’ evolution. “He is always reading and learning, trying new shit out and getting better, learning a new instrument and taking risks and finding cool sounds or new musical ideas,” Day continues. “And those attributes makes for a mightily musical combination.” Coons is more direct when summarizing his approach to his myriad musical interests — which are likely to include a new solo effort before too long. “I just love making records,” Coons says. “Because that word is exactly what it is — a record. You’re making a document, capturing a moment.” Then, with that still-boyish grin widening beneath his frock of beard, he adds, “I guess my overriding philosophy is this: Don’t fuck it up.” ! Contact: dan@sevendaysvt.com

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Field Guide,” said Jason Hill, a 38-yearold birder and conservation biologist for the Vermont Center for Ecostudies in Norwich. (His 5-month-old son is named Heron.) Hill draws a distinction between birding — which he thinks of as “actively pursuing” birds and keeping a list of them — and “bird-watching,” which is something you do passively, say, from your kitchen window. The availability of free technology that is easily accessible — even in the WiFi-free woods — helps drive the pursuit. “IPhones and Androids are definitely considered birding equipment now,” said Hill, who is also an editor for eBird. “At some point birding became younger.” Taj Schottland (left) checking out bird photos Bill Stewart, the American Birding with fellow birder Zac Cota Association’s director of conservation and community and leader of its Young Birders program, agrees that the face of birding is changing. “The popularity of birding with youth all over North America has just exploded. It’s getting a little more exciting and a little more competitive,” he said by phone from ABA’s headquarters in Delaware City, Del. “People can really see and learn a lot, and do it, like, 10 S AR A E IS E NH AUE R times faster than just a decade ago.” Friendly competition has always been a part of birding, and it thrives on Guide enhance ordinary people’s ability sites such as eBird. Users can see one anto record images and data. Scientists can then use this information to study bird other’s checklists and are automatically migration routes, arrival and departure ranked by the number of lists they protimes, rare occurrences, and population vide and number of species they report. fluctuations. Even classic books such as On eBird, Hill explained, you can view The Sibley Guide to Birds, The Audubon your rank among birders in your counBird Guide and the Peterson Field Guides try, state or county, as well as the top 100 have gone digital. Each offers free mobile birders for each. “I definitely enjoy the challenge apps that combine the features of a print version with birdsong recordings, the of birding,” said 32-year-old Norwich ability to upload photos and lists, and resident Sara Eisenhauer, a veterinary technician at Norwich Regional Animal sharing capabilities. Hospital. She identifies herself Hardy said eBird is keeping COU RT ES as both a “lister” and a up with birders’ increased Y OF “chaser”: She keeps a usage. The app has life list of all the spebeen optimized in the cies she’s seen — 349 past year for faster and counting — and input, and users can chases down rare create an offline species reported checklist option for through eBird. when Wi-Fi is not “One winter day available. I traveled all the To be sure, birdYellow-rumped warbler way to the Canadian ers of all ages are border just to see a using apps and websites tufted duck,” Eisenhauer to keep track of their birdsaid. “I did see it, by the way.” ing data. But for young birdOf course, for the dedicated ers in particular, social media not only allows them to connect with others birder, birds are much more than things who share their hobby, but also fits into to tick off a list. their way of life. The under-40 set is When asked “why birds?” Schottland accustomed to sharing thoughts and replied as many birders do: He isn’t quite photos online, so why not bird sightings? sure. “Bird-watching used to be what your “I, and most birders, think about that grandparents did with their Peterson question a lot,” he said. “It’s not fully


tangible what is so fascinating about them.” Schottland, who has 628 species on his life list, did note that birds provide his closest relationship with nature. “Some people hike, hunt or fish. My connection is through birding,” he said. “And they’re beautiful.”

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Wherever he travels, Schottland said, he looks up local Audubon Society chapters to connect with other birders and find the local birding hot spots. Eisenhauer, whose grandmother introduced her to birds — also at about age 8 — finds her attachment to birds difficult to explain, too. “All I can say is that I love birds so much, they can bring me to tears,” she said. “Some might call [birding] a hobby, but it’s more than that to me. There’s nothing else on this planet that is comparable to birds. “Sure, there are other animals that can fly,” Eisenhauer added. “But true flight has always belonged to birds.” Hardy said birding never gets old, even when he’s looking for the same species season after season. “It’s a way to slow down and experience nature,” he said. !

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“Birding is such a huge hobby right now, $200 will get you a good pair of ‘bins,’” said birder Jason Hill. An “elite” pair of binoculars will run you about $2,500, he noted. Spencer Hardy recommends 8x42 binoculars (eight-times magnification with a 42-millimeter lens) for beginning birders. He added that you have to practice with your binoculars. “Learn how to use them. Don’t give up when you’re seeing double,” Hardy said. “Once you’re good, you can get a really nice image [of a bird] quickly.”

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Birder Taj Schottland recommended finding bird walks and related events through your local Audubon Society chapter or nature center, and leaving your intimidation behind. “Birders love teaching and love sharing their knowledge of birds,” Schottland said. “People don’t care if you know how to ID one bird or 600. The knowledge that you can gain from being around other bird-watchers is far greater than just looking at any field guide and just a lot more fun.” Bird walks and volunteer opportunities are organized through the Vermont Center for Ecostudies in Norwich, North Branch Nature Center in Montpelier, Vermont Institute of Natural Science in Quechee, Green Mountain Audubon Center in Huntington, Rutland County Audubon Society, Otter Creek Audubon Society in Middlebury and others. KNOW YOUR SURROUNDINGS

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stiff snow squall swirls around the main building at Franklin County State Airport in Swanton as a large, twinengine turboprop prepares to roll out of the hangar. Airport manager Cliff Coy watches silently as the King Air B200 revs its engines with a high-pitched whine and slowly inches its way onto the tarmac. The plane’s wingtips are upturned for improved aerodynamics and fuel efficiency. It’s just a fringe benefit that the design also allows the plane to squeeze through the hangar door. “That’s a 58-foot wingspan going through a 60-foot opening,” Coy notes with a bemused smile. Once the wings clear the sides, he flashes a quick thumbsup to his mechanic, Dan Marcotte, who’s directing the pilot from the tarmac. Unlike busy commercial hubs, such as Burlington International Airport, Franklin County State Airport doesn’t have its own air traffic control tower. Many planes that use this runway lack radios, lights or onboard electrical systems.

The 41-year-old Coy wears many hats at this small, state-owned airstrip that’s just a hop from the Canadian border. Besides managing the airport, he’s the owner of Border Air Ltd., which was founded by his father, George Coy. As an FBO, or fixed-base operator, Border Air performs various functions for the flying public: fueling, inspection, maintenance, flight training, and providing hangar and tie-down space for parking aircraft. Coy calls its headquarters “a cross between a boat launch and a state park — and I’m the guy wearing the green shirt and the hat.” Beyond Coy’s official duties, he’s the airport’s unofficial “aviation ambassador,” which involves more than just greeting white-knuckled travelers when they land safely in inclement weather. Coy is Franklin County’s go-to guy for anyone who’s interested in learning more about airplanes, whether that means fixing them, flying them, building them or jumping out of them with parachutes. And, with fuel prices at historic lows, interest in aviation is soaring. That’s not

readily apparent on the morning I visit: Aside from the departing turboprop, about the only thing moving on the airfield is a semierect orange wind sock. But, according to Coy, KFSO — the airport’s Federal Aviation Administration abbreviation — is usually more active. “This is the busiest airport in Vermont for general aviation,” he says, referring to noncommercial and nonmilitary air traffic. “Come out here in six weeks on a Saturday, and this place will be humming with airplanes.” Those planes aren’t just local flyers. In recent years, Coy has carved out a unique niche for himself in the wider world of aviation: He imports and exports planes to and from Russia and other former Soviet-bloc countries. One of only five companies in the country with the expertise to sell, service and inspect Soviet-era planes, Border Air also maintains, repairs and modifies them — an unusual specialty that Coy fell into almost by accident. Coy got his degree in mechanical engineering from Vermont Technical College and studied computer science

and physics at the University of New Mexico. Then, as he puts it, he faced an important life choice: “Am I going to spend the rest of my life in front of a computer screen, under bad fluorescent lighting? Or am I going to solve problems out in the field and get dirty?” Coy began answering that question in 1988. That year, his uncle Bob, who was working on a sister-city exchange program, offered Coy a chance to travel to the Soviet Union after an injury forced a student in the program to drop out at the last minute. Coy jumped at the opportunity — and not merely to see the Soviet Union as it began to open up to the West. Coy’s father, George, himself a pilot and flight mechanic, was keenly interested in a Russian-built aircraft called the Antonov An-2. The 1,000-horsepower, 12-passenger plane is the world’s largest single-engine biplane ever built. As Coy recalls, his father “became infatuated with it and absolutely had to have one.” While that trip offered the chance to see an An-2 firsthand, the Coys wouldn’t get their hands on one until 1989, when

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malfunction: The plane lost all of its oil above the clouds during a night crossing of the Black Sea. As he recalls, “The Russian pilot knew very few words of English, and two of them were ‘Very bad!’” The An-2 managed to run for another half hour without oil before landing safely. Despite the mishap, the trip stoked the Coys’ interest in importing more Russian and Eastern European planes — such as two aerobatic trainer planes called Yakovlev Yak-52s that they’d seen in Lithuania. Sensing a business opportunity, the Coys began importing Russian and Eastern Bloc planes to the U.S. for American buyers. Since 1989, Border Air has imported more than 300 such aircraft, including a

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George Coy learned that a company in Lithuania had a freshly overhauled An-2 for sale. As the Soviet Union neared its collapse, the Eastern Bloc countries were becoming like the Wild West, Cliff Coy recalls, with everything being sold off at bargain-basement prices. “So he strapped a pile of cash to a belt and flew out to Lithuania to go look at an airplane,” says Cliff. Since George didn’t speak Lithuanian, and all the instrumentation was in Russian, the sellers taught him how to fly the plane. Convinced it was worth the investment, the Coys hired a Russian pilot and a farmer from Shelburne to help fly the An-2 back to Vermont. Like many aviation adventures, Cliff Coy says, theirs began with a mechanical

an FAA-licensed inspector, he ensures that the aircraft he encounters are flightworthy. By law, every aircraft, from a commercial Boeing 777 to the one-seat Ultralight hanging from the hangar rafters, must be inspected annually. “I’ve seen things where you wonder how these people even made it here alive,” Coy says. “Unbelievably scary stuff.” For example, he recalls encountering a pilot who reported that his plane was flying funny. When Coy checked it out, he noticed that the bottom of the fuselage was blue — from the dye used to identify aircraft fuel. Coy instantly spotted the problem: The fuel line wasn’t hooked up. When he went to adjust the propeller control, it broke off in his hand. Next, he discovered that the starboard engine wasn’t bolted onto the frame and the landing gear wasn’t installed correctly. The result: a 60-page report to the FAA. Getting people passionate and up in the air is Coy’s mission. And, notwithstanding the back issues of Cigar Aficionado in the airport waiting room, he says he meets a diverse cross-section of people who are aviation enthusiasts. Granted, it’s not a cheap hobby: The costs of purchasing and maintaining airplanes may seem daunting enough to dissuade anyone without a seven-figure trust fund. But, Coy points out, most people who fly these days rent their planes. (Coy himself doesn’t own one.) And enthusiasts who decide to take the next step can buy a plane for as little as $50,000, on par with the price of a boat. Coy does a lot of outreach to local schools, hoping to get the next generation interested in flying. Sometimes that means showing the kids his various “museum pieces” — the historic aircraft parked in various hangars on the airfield. Or he’ll invite students from nearby Missisquoi Valley Union High School to watch his mechanic, Marcotte, practice his air-show maneuvers during his lunch hour. (Burlingtonians know Marcotte as the pilot who flies aerobatic stunts over the waterfront before the annual July 3 fireworks show.) “Look, if you have any interest in flying, we’ll take you for a ride in an airplane,” Coy says. “That’s what we do, because we want to get people interested in flying.” !

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Yak-55, which is currently under repair in the hangar in Swanton. With only about 250 Yak-52s still actively flying in the United States, Coy has loyal clients who fly to Swanton from as far west as Chicago to get their planes serviced. What’s the plane’s appeal? For one thing, Coy points out, Yak-52s closely resemble World War II fighter planes. And, given the Soviets’ efficient engineering, he adds, “You’re basically able to maintain it out in a farmer’s field with a flathead screwdriver and a wrench. So they’re incredibly rugged and inexpensive.” The Coys pretty much stopped importing Russian aircraft in 2005, when the dollar-to-Euro exchange rate made them prohibitively expensive. The sale price of the Yak-52, for example, jumped from $120,000 to $380,000. In 2007, Coy bought Border Air from his father. These days, much of his business has reversed direction — it involves moving planes and pilots from the U.S. to Russia instead of vice versa. In the Soviet era, the only Russians who flew planes were military pilots; when the country opened up civil aviation, many Russians became interested in flying American aircraft. Until the Russian ruble crashed last year, Border Air was exporting about two containers of American-made planes to Russia every three months. Recent changes overseas have brought a whole new crop of flyers to Swanton. In 2011, a wave of bad aviation accidents in Russia killed scores of people. Putting the blame on pilots who had obtained their licenses fraudulently, the Russian government closed flight schools across the country. The virtual shutdown of civil aviation in Russia could have sent Coy’s business into a tailspin. But then Russians began coming to the United States — including the flight school in Swanton — to obtain pilot’s licenses. Apparently placing greater trust in American flight schools than in its own, the Russian government converts U.S. pilots’ licenses into Russian ones, Coy says. Just as Coy is explaining the process, two Russian men with crew cuts and black coats pass en route to a small trainer plane to begin their flight lessons. According to Coy, they’re former Russian fighter pilots who are logging flight time and learning to fly in U.S. airspace. “There’s a bit of a mind shift when you go from flying something at 300 miles per hour to flying something at 60 miles per hour,” he says. Of course, not all of Coy’s work involves Russians and Russian planes. As


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ast Saturday morning, Yam Mishra rushed into Deepa Clothing Store in Burlington’s Old North End. The Howard Center program manager was stopping by the store on his way to bring his children to Nepali language class at nearby St. Joseph School. He exchanged hurried words with owner Lal Maidali. Seconds later, Maidali handed his customer a light gray daura-suruwal, the traditional Nepali outfit worn by men. Deepa sits at the intersection of Elmwood Avenue and North Street, adjoining Amity Asian Market. Both shops have been open for about a month. Maidali, 49, co-owns the food market with a friend, but Deepa, which is named for Maidali’s teenage daughter, is solely his. A couple of ethnic food markets in Burlington and Winooski also sell clothes, but Deepa has the biggest selection by far. “This will work,” said Mishra when Maidali found him a matching colorful hat known as a Dhaka topi. Why the sudden need for proper attire? Mishra will be attending his naturalization ceremony later this month. “After 25 years of being stateless, this is our golden opportunity to be a U.S.

citizen,” he explained. As far as Mishra knows, he said, no Bhutanese in Vermont have taken the Oath of Allegiance in the traditional Nepali costume. He wants to be the first to do so. “Looks like everything is available here,” Mishra noted approvingly. He promised he’d be back to try on the clothes after sending his children to class. Before leaving, Mishra gave Maidali a dollar bill. It’s bad luck for the owner if the first customer of the day leaves without buying anything, Mishra explained.

Every single item in Deepa is imported from Nepal or India, Maidali said through an interpreter. He and his family of six moved to New Hampshire in 2011 from the Beldangi III refugee camp in Nepal. They relocated to the Green Mountain State two years later to be nearer to their relatives. In Nepal, with encouragement from a friend, Maidali opened his own clothing store just outside the camp. When he got to Vermont, he said, he wanted to make use of the entrepreneurial skills he had developed.

Inside Deepa, multicolored clothes hang from racks lining the window. Most are women’s tops, cotton skirts or kurtas, the loose-fitting traditional tunics favored by Nepali women. More kurtas and frilly children’s clothes, as well as handbags and messenger sling bags, hang from wooden beams overhead. Two large wooden shelving units at the back hold neatly arranged clothes, bedsheets and blankets, most still in their plastic packaging. Jeans, sweaters, denim jackets and handwoven scarves are stacked on more racks in the middle of the room. Another wall of shelves holds sundries such as toiletries, cologne, makeup kits, jewelry, statues of the Hindu god Ganesha, flasks and tin containers for religious ceremonies. A glass case displays more such items. Deepa can supply attire for every event, from weddings to parties to funerals, Maidali said with pride. Not all his wares are so specialized — Maidali readily admitted that some, such as makeup, jeans and T-shirts, are available all over the Burlington area. But his store fills a niche for members of the Nepali community who lack cars and need to shop close to home. Some, too, go there specifically to find products they were familiar with in Nepal. The customer is king, Maidali said; he doesn’t order anything that’s not in demand. Devi Chapagai, who visited the shop earlier in the week, said she used to order traditional clothes from relatives in Nepal. Deepa doesn’t have the pink kurta that she wants in her size, but Maidali said he will special order it for her. “Everybody’s needs are fulfilled” at Deepa and the adjacent grocery store, Chapagai noted. More importantly, she added, the shopping experience is easier at Maidali’s stores because there’s no language barrier between the owner and his customers. Maidali joins a growing number of foreign-born business owners in Vermont. According to the Immigration Policy Center, a research brief published in 2014 indicated that, in 2010, 3.7 percent of all business owners in Vermont had been born outside the U.S. New immigrant business owners had a total net business income of $84 million, or nearly 4 percent of all business income in the Green Mountain State that year. Simeon Geigel, a counselor with the Micro Business Development program at the Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity, said he’s spent about 135 hours in the past year consulting with 21 New American clients. Geigel helps aspiring entrepreneurs


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write business and marketing plans, develop financial projections and apply for funding. “New Americans seek self-employment for the same reasons native Vermonters do,” Geigel wrote in an email. “They want the potential to earn more income, improve their household’s overall stability, have flexibility, fulfill their own sense of purpose [or] perhaps transition out of an unfulfilling job.” Some of his clients have gone on to start transportation, cleaning and foodrelated businesses. But starting a business isn’t easy, especially for New Americans, said Gregory Huysman, the senior business development manager at Opportunities Credit Union in Burlington. Lacking the necessary credit history, they aren’t eligible for most loans. Those who don’t speak English find it challenging to navigate the bureaucracy, complete the paperwork or even ask for assistance. Huysman said several New Americans have used the OCU’s Gardner Fund — a pool of money available for business loans of less than $10,000 — to buy seeds, equipment or raw materials to make jewelry, and even paint brushes and ladders. Like most small-business owners in the refugee communities, Maidali was able to depend on his family for support when he decided to open his clothing store. His brother-in-law helped him find a space, register his business and purchase a cash register. His sole supplier, a longtime friend in Nepal, didn’t demand an up-front payment for his merchandise; Maidali can pay him back when he sells the items. Other new business owners have used similarly creative methods to assemble the necessary capital. Alyssa Vigneault and Sudershan Adhikari,

owners of the Spice Traders’ Kitchen in Winooski, didn’t go to formal lending institutions in their startup phase. Instead, they crowdsourced within the community. Vigneault also gives credit to the Women’s Small Business Program at Mercy Connections, which she attended in 2012 — and where, she said, she established networks that proved helpful when she and Adhikari started their business in September of last year. Nurbu Sherpa, managing partner of Sherpa Foods, also took a nontraditional route. Although he worked at Macy’s in New York City for 12 years as a marketing manager and buyer, he wasn’t able to secure a loan when he decided to set up his own business in Vermont in 2012. But he didn’t give up. “I was determined. I wanted to make this happen one way or another,” Sherpa said. He ended up leasing the equipment he needed to open his Burlington-based business that sells prepackaged momos. “Tables, freezers, stove — everything in the kitchen,” he recalled. Both of those food businesses have since expanded. The Spice Traders’ Kitchen has started selling prepackaged takeout at Commodities Natural Market in Stowe, while Sherpa Foods’ dumplings are available in supermarkets across Vermont. At Deepa Clothing Store, Maidali said he doesn’t plan to diversify his range of products, at least for now. His friend in Nepal is the only supplier he knows, and his customers already keep him busy with their long order lists. That busyness is bound to intensify in coming months. Summer is wedding season for the Nepali community, and Maidali said he’s looking forward to the rush. !

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long Whetstone Brook, factory blocks tell tales of milling and machining in downtown Brattleboro. Narrow streets climb a moderate grade away from a wide, silty river, lined by old brick buildings gridded with single-sashed windows and granite sills. Shot on black-and-white film with no cars in sight, many photos of eastern Vermont’s largest city would look much the same now as they did 100 years ago. Today, those factory buildings house momand-pop shops selling records or comic books; their picture windows showcase yarns, fine linens and baked goods glistening with fresh fruit. And, of course, there are bars and restaurants, more than we could possibly detail here. A former firehouse holds McNeill’s Brewery, the town’s excellent, suds-soaked brewpub and one of the state’s oldest such establishments. Upscale farm-to-table eats are served with white napkins in an old diner car at T.J. Buckley’s, while nearby Peter Havens and a newcomer called duo Restaurant offer casual spins on locavore newAmerican cuisine. In West Brattleboro, a diner grows its own produce and eggs and gets meat from small farms nearby. The sheer scope of the town’s global cuisines makes it worth a visit. A native Yucatán family prepares Mayan meals at Three Stones Restaurant; a Turkish chef slings kebabs at Turquoise Grille. Taste of Thai’s gas-station food truck has locals lining up for Pacific Rim specialties, and a Sichuan chef serves dim sum in an avant-garde gallery. Over three days, two Seven Days food writers ate their way through town. The trip played out like one long episode of “Cheers.” Almost boisterous in its friendliness, Vermont’s gateway town is the kind of place where bars remain open long after last call so patrons can watch the end of an overtime game; where a mother and son commiserate over a game of checkers in a sunlit vegan café. Even with all the trappings of a tight-knit community, the town exudes a hometown feel that’s neither parochial nor exclusive; it welcomes guests with casual grace. Though out-of-towners may think of Brattleboro as more of a stopover than a destination, we’ll be going back. And, with several excellent Brattleboro eateries on the roster for Vermont Restaurant Week, which starts Friday, April 22, that may be soon. To whet your palates, here’s a taste of our delicious 56-hour journey. (Yes, we sometimes had two dinners.) !

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Patrons of HEL’S KITCHEN in Montpelier have another couple of weeks to swing by for week-night takeout. Owner HELEN LABUN JORDAN will close the theme-driven restaurant, which serves homespun takes on international cuisine, after service on April 30. Unlike many restaurant closures, this one didn’t have financial motives. “Business is going really well,” Labun Jordan tells Seven Days. “We have a great base of really loyal customers, and sales have been increasing every month since we opened.” So why close? Personal reasons. Labun Jordan took over the restaurant’s lease in summer 2015 as a sublet from Salt chef-owner Suzanne Podhaizer (a frequent Seven Days food contributor). At that time, Labun Jordan knew that her husband, who works in Gov. Peter Shumlin’s administration, would need to find a new job at the end of Shumlin’s term. “We didn’t know where we’d be going,” the cook says. “Do

we really want to commit to our restaurant in Montpelier, when we don’t know if we’re going to be living in Montpelier [forever]?” The sublet enabled Labun Jordan to step into a turnkey restaurant space without committing to years in the business. With the space once again available, Labun Jordan hopes another young chef will be able to build on her success. “We identified a niche that wasn’t being filled in this area,” she says. “Takeout has been successful here before — or it’s a great space for catering or popups or tasting dinners. It’s a really nice entrée into the restaurant world, for anyone who’s interested in that.”

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Vermont Country Deli, 436 Western Avenue, 257-9254, vermontcountrydeli.com

Before you check into your hotel, swing by Vermont Country Deli on Route 9. Open seven days a week, this deli and general store is little more than a mile from historic downtown Brattleboro. Stock up on crusty baguettes made in-house, local cheeses and jams. You’ll find cookies as big as your head and other baked goods made on the premises, including pies, cakes and whoopie pies. Craving a late-afternoon snack? The deli is packed with hot, ready-to-go food ranging from pulled pork to mac and cheese — or you can make your own sandwich. Sodas, juices, local beer, wine and cider complete the package. Be sure to check out goods made in the Brattleboro area that may be hard to find outside southern Vermont, such as cheese from Sugarbush Farm in Woodstock. And if you need nonedibles such as trash bags and paper towels, or general goods like tea or ketchup, hop across the street to the store’s annex.

We wandered in on a Wednesday evening and grabbed seats at the bar, but if you prefer to score a table, reservations are advised for the intimate 10table dining room. The restaurant seats for just a few hours; when we visited, the last seating began three hours after opening. — M.H.

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Turquoise Grille, 128 Main Street, 254-2327, turquoisegrille.com

Vermont’s Turkish Cultural Center estimates that the state is home to only about 140 people who identify as ethnically Turkic. Which means that legit Anatolian fare is a rare score. Hale Kiziltan co-owns two Main Street restaurants, Turquoise Grille and

against those of any cutting-edge urban cocktail den. As our trip progressed, we would find that’s par for the course in Brattleboro. — H.P.E.

Beers Before Bed

McNeill’s Brewery, 90 Elliot Street, 254-2553

In the world of Vermont brewing, McNeill’s is an institution. In business since 1991, it’s one of the state’s oldest brewpubs. Spending time there is like imbibing a draft of local history. Owner Ray McNeill holds court at his bar with a firm but jovial approach. He sizes you up before you walk in the door and knows your drink order before you’ve finished scanning the selection of 20-some draft house beers. These range from accessible classics such as the malty, easydrinking Firehouse Amber Ale (named for the location’s former incarnation as a

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If you’re in the mood for cocktails and amuse-bouches, Peter Havens is the place to be. We didn’t have dinner here, but the quality of the starters suggests it shouldn’t be missed. The rich, smooth duck liver pâté is served with buttered toast, whole-grain mustard, pickled red onions and cornichons. Other apps include a Caesar perfectly dressed and topped with duck confit; mussels in a white wine-tomato sauce; escargots; ahi tuna; and a vegetarian take on a crab cake made with hearts of palm. Pair any of those with a house cocktail or two. We enjoyed the El Boracho, a concoction of tequila, mango, pomegranate, lime and agave, and found the Bee’s Knees very well done. Often the honey-gin blend can be overly sweet, but Peter Havens’ version was wellbalanced. Both cocktails rang in at $10. Guests can also sip one of 11 wines available by the glass or bottle.

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next-door Tulip Café. At the former, where she’s head chef, she dishes out spice-scented kebabs, including a handminced lamb adana kebab that packs a daring amount of red-pepper spice. Kiziltan’s on-the-mark Turkish meze dips include hummus, rust-colored walnut-pepper muhammara, and garlicand-feta haydari. Those looking to nibble over drinks will find classics such as the Last Word — a cherry-lime gin sipper with a splash of Chartreuse — sharing the cocktail list with darker studies in booze. The Black Pearl, for instance, is an off-sweet martini made with Haitian rum, sweet vermouth and blood-orange liqueur, tempered with a spritz of rhubarb bitters. Turquoise’s cocktails stand up

fire-ladder company) to the juicy, hopheavy Lazarus Double IPA to one-off brews that explore new hop varieties. “Take two and pass ’em,” McNeill ordered last week, sliding a bowl of peanuts toward two buddies at the end of the bar. They obliged, clearly knowing better than to argue. “Do we throw the shells on the floor?” a visitor asked, unfamiliar with the rules. “We frown on that,” McNeill said. “People started slipping and falling a lot. It became a liability.” The conversation spun from topic to topic: floorboards buried beneath

peanut litter; tumbles and stumbles and too many drinks; Sen. Bernie Sanders’ Wisconsin victory; what defines a real Vermonter. Hint: It isn’t about being born in the state. “If the cat has kittens in the oven,” McNeill said with a snicker, “does that make them muffins?” Fortunately, being a true Vermonter isn’t a prerequisite for being welcomed at McNeill’s. Just don’t throw your peanut shells on the floor. — H.P.E.

Morning After: A Greasy Spoon With Homegrown Eggs

Chelsea Royal Diner, 487 Marlboro Road, West Brattleboro, 254-8399

Eating at Chelsea Royal Diner, where breakfast is served all day, makes the drive to West Brattleboro well worth it. This is one of the nation’s few remaining Worcester diners, which were created by the Worcester Lunch Car Company for easy transportation. Most boast oak and mahogany interiors. No matter what you order, you’ll get a good old-fashioned hearty serving, so bring your eating pants or save room in your fridge for leftovers. Like any good diner, the Chelsea Royal has a strong selection of omelettes and combination breakfasts. The Royal Feast offers half a Belgian waffle, pancakes, eggs, bacon, ham and hash browns, all for just $10.50. But bring cash or in-state checks; no plastic is accepted here. The Cajun Skillet Breakfast comes out sizzling in — you guessed it — a cast-iron skillet. And it’s not just literally hot; mixed in with the peppers, onions, sausage and potatoes is a spice that will wake you right up. And the cheese content might just spike your cholesterol count. When you get this much food for so little money, you may assume you’re eating the bounty of distant factory farms. But the Chelsea Royal Diner, in true Vermont style, gets its produce — including eggs — straight from its own backyard farm. What it can’t grow there, this Vermont Fresh Network member gets from other local sources. — M.H.

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The District #4 EnvironGUITAR INSTRUCTION mental Commission is MUSIC LESSONS Berklee graduate w/ Untitled-4 30 1 4/11/16 12:53 PM reviewing this applicaTrombone, trumpet, years’ teaching experition under Act 250 Rule piano. Teacher w/ 25 ence offers lessons in 51 — Minor Applications. years’ experience, guitar, music theory, Copies of the application M.M. Eastman School. music technology, ear and proposed permit Young through senior. training. Individualized, are available for review step-by-step approach. $52/hour, $39/threeat the Jericho Town Ofquarter hour, $26/ All ages, styles, levels. fice, Chittenden County half-hour. 660-8524. Rick Belford, 864-7195, Regional Planning rickb@rickbelford.com. octavemode@gmail. Commission Office, and com. the office listed below. GUITAR LESSONS W/ The application and a GREGG draft permit may also be All levels/ages. viewed on the Natural Acoustic, electric, Resources Board’s web classical. Patient, site (www.nrb.state. supportive, experivt.us/lup) by clicking enced, highly qualified on “Act 250 Databaseâ€? FRIDAY POP CAFÉ STUDIO instructor. Relax, and entering the project Located in downtown number “300002-1 / have fun & allow your Burlington, Friday 300016-3â€?. musical potential to Pop CafĂŠ is a creative, unfold. Gregg Jordan, No hearing will be held cozy-vibed recording gregg@gjmusic.com, and a permit may be isstudio that welcomes 318-0889. sued unless, on or before solo acts, bands & April 29, 2016, a person GUITAR INSTRUCTION multimedia projects! notifies the Commission All styles/levels. Kat, 310-383-8619. of an issue or issues reEmphasis on developquiring the presentation ing strong technique, of evidence at a hearing thorough musicianship, or the Commission sets personal style. Paul the matter for hearing Asbell (Unknown Blues on its own motion. Any Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM hearing request must be & Middlebury College in writing to the address faculty). 233-7731, below, must state the pasbell@paulasbell. criteria or subcriteria com. at issue, why a hearing is required and what HOW TO RECORD YOUR ACT 250 NOTICE additional evidence MUSIC MINOR APPLICATION will be presented at the Engineering, audio #300002-1 / 300016-3 hearing. Any hearing production, music 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 request by an adjoining technology lessons. - 6093 property owner or other Learn to set up your On April 5, 2016, Mount interested person must microphone & guitar Mansfield Modified include a petition for or keyboard & lay down Union School District, party status. Prior to tracks. 646-685-3760. P.O. Box 282, Richsubmitting a request for mond, VT 05477 filed a hearing, please contact application #300002-1 the district coordinator

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If you feel that any of the District Commission members listed on the attached Certificate of Service under “For Your Information� may have a conflict of interest, or if there is any other reason a member should be disqualified from sitting on this case, please contact the district coordinator as soon as possible, no later than prior to the response date listed above. Should a hearing be held on this Project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by April 29, 2016. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5). Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 7th day of April, 2016. By: /s/Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan District #4 Coordinator Natural Resources Board

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111 West Street hearing request must be 4/11/16 1:18 PM 3/4/16 11:20 AM Essex Jct., VT 05452 in writing to the address 802-879-5662 below, must state the stephanie.monaghan@ criteria or subcriteria vermont.gov at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence ACT 250 NOTICE will be presented at the MINOR APPLICATION hearing. Any hearing #4C0427-7 request by an adjoining 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 property owner or other - 6093 interested person must On March 21, 2016, Chitinclude a petition for tenden County Transparty status. Prior to portation Authority, c/o submitting a request for David Armstrong, 15 a hearing, please contact Industrial Parkway, Burthe district coordinator lington, VT 05401 and at the telephone number Villejo Ventures LLC, and listed below for more David Villeneuve, P.O. information. Prior to Box 360, Underhill, VT convening a hearing, the 05489 filed application Commission must deter#4C0427-7 for a project mine that substantive generally described as issues requiring a hearthe addition of light fixing have been raised. tures to a graveled area Findings of Fact and for a relocated CCTA Park Conclusions of Law will & Ride with access on not be prepared unless River Road. The Project the Commission holds a is located on River Road public hearing. in Jericho, Vermont. If you feel that any of The District #4 Environthe District Commission mental Commission is members listed on the reviewing this applicaattached Certificate of tion under Act 250 Rule Service under “For Your 51 — Minor Applications. Informationâ€? may have a Copies of the application conflict of interest, or if and proposed permit there is any other reason are available for review a member should be disat the Jericho Town Ofqualified from sitting on fice, Chittenden County this case, please contact Regional Planning the district coordinator Commission Office, and as soon as possible, no the office listed below. later than prior to the The application and a response date listed draft permit may also be above. viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web Should a hearing be site (www.nrb.state. held on this Project and vt.us/lup) by clicking you have a disability for on “Act 250 Databaseâ€? which you are going to and entering the project need accommodation, number “4C0427-7â€?. please notify us by April 25, 2016. No hearing will be held and a permit may be isParties entitled to sued unless, on or before participate are the MuApril 25, 2016, a person nicipality, the Municipal notifies the Commission Planning Commission, of an issue or issues rethe Regional Planning quiring the presentation Commission, affected of evidence at a hearing state agencies, and ador the Commission sets joining property owners the matter for hearing and other persons to the on its own motion. Any extent they have a par-

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ticularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

(RM, Ward 2C) Josh Typrowitz-Cohen Appeal of an administrative denial to convert 200 sq. ft. of existing attached shed to living space.

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 25th day of March, 2016.

2. 16-0814CA/CU; 20 FLETCHER PLACE (I, Ward 1E) Wiltshire Properties LLC Construction of three unit residential building with associated drive and parking.

By: /s/Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel District #4 Coordinator Natural Resources Board 111 West Street Essex Jct., VT 05452 802-879-5658 Peter.Keibel@vermont. gov AIRPORT SELF STORAGE AUCTION The personal properties (household goods and electronics) of Great Northern Auto, Billy Gunning, and Stacey Matthews located in storage units C-6, A-15, and A-11 respectively of Airport Self Storage located on 1900 Williston Road in South Burlington, Vermont, will be up for Auction on April 26, 2016 at 11:00 a.m. This announcement constitutes the enforcement of the Owner’s lien on the personal property located in Units C-6, A-15, A-11 at Airport Self Storage, 1900 Williston Road, So. Burlington according to Vermont Law Title 9, V.S.A Chapter 98. BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD TUESDAY MAY 3, 2016 PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE The Burlington Development Review Board will hold a meeting on Tuesday May 3, 2016 at 5:00 p.m. in Contois Auditorium, City Hall. 1. 16-0888CA; 100-102 NORTH UNION STREET

3. 16-1056SD; 1 Main Street (DW, Ward 3C) Main Street Landing Subdivision of lot into two parcels. Plans may be viewed in the Planning and Zoning Office, (City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington), between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. Participation in the DRB proceeding is a prerequisite to the right to take any subsequent appeal. Please note that ANYTHING submitted to the Planning and Zoning office is considered public and cannot be kept confidential. This may not be the final order in which items will be heard. Please view final Agenda, at www.burlingtonvt.gov/ pz/drb/agendas or the office notice board, one week before the hearing for the order in which items will be heard. CAR SERVICES AND VEHICLES FOR HIRE PUBLIC NOTICE The revised ordinance in the year two thousand sixteen for vehicles for hire requires a public vote (referendum), pursuant to 24 V.S.A. § 2032. For further information call Nicholas

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Auction will take place on April 22, 2016 beginning at 11:00am at Burlington Self Storage (BSS), 1825 Shelburne Road, South Burlington, VT 05403. Units will be opened for viewing immediately prior to auction. Sale shall be by sealed bid to the highest bidder. Contents of entire storage unit will be sold as one lot. The winning bid must remove all contents from the facility at no cost to BSS. BSS reserves the right to reject any bid lower that the amount owed by the occupant. NOTICE OF SELFSTORAGE LIEN SALE Chimney Corners Self Storage 76 Gonyeau Rd. Milton, VT 05468 (802) 497-3049 The contents of storage unit #321 will be sold at public auction 9 a.m. May 5, 2016 to satisfy the debt of Maurice Guariglia, Advantage Sport USA, Inc. All contents will be sold to collect unpaid storage fees, charges, and expenses of the sale. Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount due and reason-

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Open 24/7/365. Post & browse ads at your convenience. REQUEST FOR PROPOSAL BFA MARKETING AND RECRUITMENT Bellows Free Academy Union High School, St. Albans, VT is requesting proposals for marketing and recruitment services. For more information or to obtain a copy of the Proposal Specifications, please contact Preston Randall, Director of Guidance at (802) 527-6572 or email prandall@fcsuvt. org. Proposals must be received by May 6, 2016 at Bellows Free Academy, Attn: Preston Randall, Director of Guidance, 71 South Main St., St. Albans, VT 05478. STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN UNIT PROBATE DIVISION DOCKET NO. 444-3-16CNPR In re estate of Kenneth Earl Gaudette JR NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of Kenneth Earl Gaudette JR late of Shelburne, VT. I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate

must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period. Date: 4/10/2016 /s/ Lyman Gaudette /s/ Dorilee Leblanc Signature of Fiduciary Lyman Gaudette Dorilee Leblanc Co-Executors 381 Buckwheat Street, Apt. 2 Ferrisburgh, VT 05456 36 Crown Road Shelburne, VT 05482 802-363-7480 802-324-4848 dorileeleblanc@gmail. com Name of publication Seven Days Publication Date: 4/13/2016 Address of Court: Vermont Superior Court Chittenden Probate Division P.O. Box 511 Burlington, VT 05402

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Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington. Group meets weekly on Thursdays, 1-2:30 p.m. Info: makenzy@ pathwaysvermont.org, 888-492-8218 x300. ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION SUPPORT GROUP This caregivers support group meets on the 3rd Wed. of every mo. from 5-6:30 p.m. at the Alzheimer’s Association Main Office, 300 Cornerstone Dr., Suite 128, Williston. Support groups meet to provide assistance and information on Alzheimer’s disease and related dementias. They emphasize shared experiences, emotional support, and coping techniques in care for a person living with Alzheimer’s or a related dementia. Meetings are free and open to the public. Families, caregivers, and friends may attend. Please call in advance to confirm date and time. For questions or additional support group listings, call 800-272-3900. ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION TELEPHONE SUPPORT GROUP 1st Monday monthly, 3-4:30 p.m. Pre-registration is required (to receive dial-in codes for toll-free call). Please dial the Alzheimer’s Association’s 24/7 Helpline 800-272-3900 for more information.

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BABY BUMPS SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS AND PREGNANT WOMEN Pregnancy can be a wonderful time of your life. But, it can also be a time of stress that is often compounded by hormonal swings. If you are a pregnant woman, or have recently given birth and feel you need some help with managing emotional bumps in the road that can come with motherhood, please come to this free support group lead by an experienced pediatric Registered Nurse. Held on the 2nd and 4th Tuesdays of the month, 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Birthing Center, Northwestern Medical Center, St. Albans. Info: Rhonda Desrochers, Franklin County Home Health Agency, 527-7531. BEREAVEMENT/GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP Meets every other Mon. night, 6-7:30 p.m., & every other Wed., 10-11:30 a.m., in the Conference Center at Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice in Berlin. The group is open to anyone who has experienced the death of a loved one. There is no fee. Info, Ginny Fry or Jean Semprebon, 223-1878. BRAIN INJURY SUPPORT GROUP IN ST. JOHNSBURY Monthly meetings will be held on the 3rd Wed. of every mo., 1-2:30 p.m., at the Grace United Methodist Church, 36 Central St., St. Johnsbury. The support group will offer valuable resources & info about brain injury. It will be a place to share experiences in a safe, secure & confi dential environment. Info, Tom Younkman, tyounkman@vcil.org, 800-639-1522. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT Montpelier daytime support group meets the 3rd Thu. of the mo. at the Unitarian Church ramp entrance, 1:30-2:30 p.m. St. Johnsbury support group meets the 3rd Wed. montly at the Grace United Methodist Church, 36 Central St., 1:00-2:30 p.m. Colchester Evening support group meets the 1st Wed. monthly at the Fanny Allen

Hospital in the Board Room Conference Room, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Brattleboro meets at Brooks Memorial Library on the 1st Thu. monthly from 1:15-3:15 p.m. and the 3rd Mon. montly from 4:15-6:15 p.m. White River Jct. meets the 2nd Fri. montly at Bugbee Sr. Ctr. from 3-4:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 877-856-1772. BURLINGTON AREA PARKINSON’S DISEASE OUTREACH GROUP People with Parkinson’s disease & their caregivers gather together to gain support & learn about living with Parkinson’s disease. Group meets 2nd Wed. of every mo., 1-2 p.m., continuing through Nov. 18, 2015. Shelburne Bay Senior Living Community, 185 Pine Haven Shores Rd., Shelburne. Info: 888-763-3366, parkinsoninfo@uvmhealth. org, parkinsonsvt.org. CELEBRATE RECOVERY Overcome any hurt, habit or hangup in your life! This confidential 12-Step recovery program puts faith in Jesus Christ at the heart of healing. We offer multiple support groups for both men & women, such as chemical dependency, codependency, sexual addiction & pornography, food issues, & overcoming abuse. All 18+ are welcome; sorry, no childcare. Doors open at 6:30 p.m.; we begin at 7 p.m. Essex Alliance Church, 37 Old Stage Rd., Essex. Info: recovery@essexalliance.org, 878-8213. CELEBRATE RECOVERY Celebrate Recovery meetings are for anyone with struggles with hurt, habits and hang ups, which includes everyone in some way. We welcome everyone at Cornerstone Church in Milton which meets every Friday night at 7-9 p.m. We’d love to have you join us and discover how your life can start to change. Info: 893-0530, Julie@ mccartycreations.com. CELIAC & GLUTENFREE GROUP Every 2nd Wed., 4:30-6 p.m. at Tulsi Tea Room, 34 Elm St., Montpelier. Free & open to the public! To learn more, contact Lisa at 5989206 or lisamase@ gmail.com.

CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS CoDA is a 12-step fellowship for people whose common purpose is to develop healthy & fulfilling relationships. By actively working the program of Codependents Anonymous, we can realize a new joy, acceptance & serenity in our lives. Call for time and location. Tom, 238-3587, coda.org. COMING OFF PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATION MUTUAL SUPPORT GROUP Through sharing experiences and resources, this group will provide support to individuals interested in coming off psychiatric medications, those in the process of psychiatric medication withdrawal or anyone looking for a space to explore their choices around psychiatric medication use. The group is also open to those supporting an individual in psychiatric medication withdrawal. 5:15-6:15 p.m. every other Monday (beginning 1/25/2016), Pathways Vermont, 125 College St., 2nd floor, Burlington. Contact: Cameron Mack cameron@ pathwaysvermont.org or 888 492 8218 x 404. DECLUTTERERS’ SUPPORT GROUP Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe two or three of us can get together to help each other simplify. 989-3234, 425-3612. DISCOVER THE POWER OF CHOICE! SMART Recovery welcomes anyone, including family and friends, affected by any kind of substance or activity addiction. It is a science-based program that encourages abstinence. Specially trained volunteer facilitators provide leadership. Sundays at 5 p.m. at the 1st Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Volunteer facilitator: Bert, 3998754. You can learn more at smartrecovery. org. DOMESTIC & SEXUAL VIOLENCE WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Middlebury for women who have experienced domestic


SEVENDAYSVT.COM/CLASSIFIEDS or sexual violence. Art For Healing. Six-week support group for people who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Childcare provided. Please call our hotline, 388-4205, or email am@womensafe.net for more information. FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF THOSE EXPERIENCING MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS This support group is a dedicated meeting for family, friends and community members who are supporting a loved one through a mental health crisis. Mental health crisis might include extreme states, psychosis, depression, anxiety and other types of distress. The group is a confidential space where family and friends can discuss shared experiences and receive support in an environment free of judgment and stigma with a trained facilitator. Weekly on Wednesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Downtown Burlington. Info: Jess Horner, LICSW, 866-218-8586.

FCA FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Families coping with addiction (FCA) is an open community peer support group for adults 18 & over struggling with the drug or alcohol addiction of a loved one. FCA is not 12-step based but provides a forum for those living this experience to develop personal coping skills & draw strength from one another. Weekly on Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Turning Point Center, corner of Bank St., Burlington. (Across from parking garage, above bookstore). thdaub1@gmail.com. G.R.A.S.P. (GRIEF RECOVERY AFTER A SUBSTANCE PASSING) Are you a family member who has lost a loved one to addiction? Find support, peer-led support group. Meets once a month on Mondays in Burlington. Please call for date and location. RSVP graspvt@gmail.com or call 310-3301. G.Y.S.T. (GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER) GYST creates a safe & empowering community for young men & youth in transition to come together with

one commonality: learning to live life on life’s terms. Every Tue. & Thu., 4 p.m. G.Y.S.T. PYNK (for young women) meets weekly on Wed., 4 p.m. Location: North Central Vermont Recovery Center, 275 Brooklyn St., Morrisville. Info: Lisa, 851-8120. GRIEF & RECOVERY SUPPORT GROUP 1st & 3rd Wed. of every mo., 7-8 p.m., Franklin County Home Health Agency (FCHHA), 3 Home Health Cir., St. Albans. 527-7531. HEARTBEAT VERMONT Have you lost a friend, colleague or loved one by suicide? Some who call have experienced a recent loss and some are still struggling w/ a loss from long ago. Call us at 446-3577 to meet with our clinician, Jonathan Gilmore, at Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main St. All are welcome. HELLENBACH CANCER SUPPORT Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer & their caretakers convene for support.

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INTERSTITIAL CYSTITIS SUPPORT GROUP Interstitial cystitis (IC) is recurring pelvic pain, pressure or discomfort in the bladder & pelvic region & urinary frequency/urgency. This is often misdiagnosed & mistreated as a chronic bladder infection. If you have been diagnosed or have these symptoms, you are not alone. We are building a Vermontbased support group & welcome you to email bladderpainvt@gmail. com or call 899-4151 for more information. KINDRED CONNECTIONS PROGRAM OFFERED FOR CHITTENDEN COUNTY CANCER SURVIVORS The Kindred Connections program provides peer support for all those touched by cancer. Cancer patients as well as caregivers are provided with a mentor who has been through the cancer experience & knows what it’s like to go through it. In addition to sensitive listening, Kindred Connections provides practical help such as rides to doctors’ offices & meal deliveries. The program

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has people who have experienced a wide variety of cancers. For further info, please contact sherry. rhynard@gmail.com. LGBTQ SURVIVORS OF VIOLENCE SafeSpace offers peer-led support groups for survivors of relationship, dating, emotional &/ or hate violence. These groups give survivors a safe & supportive environment to tell their stories, share information, & offer & receive support. Support groups also provide survivors an opportunity to gain information on how to better cope with feelings & experiences that surface because of the trauma they have experienced. Please call SafeSpace 863-0003 if you are interested in joining. LYME DISEASE SUPPORT GROUP Apr. 2, 2 p.m. Faith United Methodist Church, 899 Dorset St., South Burlington. Susan, 849-7055. MARIJUANA ANONYMOUS Do you have a problem with marijuana? MA is a free 12-step program where addicts help

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MYELOMA SUPPORT GROUP Area Myeloma Survivors, Families and Caregivers have come together to form a Multiple Myeloma Support Group. We provide emotional support, resources about treatment options, coping strategies and a support network by participating in the group experience with people that have been though similar situations. Third Tuesday of the month, 5-6 p.m. at the New Hope Lodge on East Avenue in Burlington. Info: Kay Cromie, 655-9136, kgcromey@aol.com. NAMI CONNECTION RECOVERY PEER SUPPORT GROUP Bennington, every Tue., 12-1:30 p.m., CRT Center, United Counseling Service, 316 Dewey St.; Burlington, every Thu., 3-4:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Cathedral, 2 Cherry St. (enter from parking lot); Rutland, every Sun., 4:30-6 p.m., Rutland Mental Health

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NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live w/ out the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516 or cvana.org. Held in Burlington, Barre and St. Johnsbury.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS 12-step fellowship for people who identify as overeaters, compulsive eaters, food addicts, anorexics, bulimics, etc. Tue., 7 p.m., St. James Episcopal Church, 4 St. James Place, Essex Jct. All are welcome; meeting is open. Info: Felicia, 777-7718. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sun., Tue. & Thu., 6-7 p.m., at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info, 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sun., 5:30-6:30 p.m., at the Johnson Municipal Building, Rte. 15 (just west of the bridge). Info, Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meetings in Montpelier occur every Fri., noon-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info, Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Fri., noon-1 p.m., at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356, or Debbie Y., 888-5958. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS Do you worry about the way you eat? Overeaters Anonymous may have the answer for you. No weigh-ins, dues or fees. Mon., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Temple Sinai, 500 Swift St., S. Burlington. Info: 863-2655.

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NORTHWEST VERMONT CANCER PRAYER & SUPPORT NETWORK A meeting of cancer patients, survivors & family members intended to comfort & support those who are currently suffering from the disease. 2nd Thu. of every mo., 6-7:30 p.m., St. Paul’s United Methodist Church, 11 Church St., St. Albans. Info: stpaulum@myfairpoint.net. 2nd Wed. of every mo., 6-7:30 p.m. Winooski United Methodist Church, 24 W. Allen St., Winooski. Info: hovermann4@ comcast.net.

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NAMI FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Brattleboro, 1st Wed. of every mo., 6:30 p.m., 1st Congregational Church, 880 Western Ave., West Brattleboro; Burlington, 3rd Wed. of every mo., 6 p.m., Community Health Center, Riverside Ave., Mansfield Conference Room; Burlington, 2nd & 4th Tue. of every mo., 7 p.m., HowardCenter, corner of Pine & Flynn Ave.; Berlin, 4th Mon. of every mo., 7 p.m. Central Vermont Medical Center, Room 3; Georgia, 1st Tue. of every mo., 6 p.m., Georgia Public Library, 1697 Ethan Allen Highway (Exit 18, I-89); Manchester, 4th Wed. of every mo., 6:30 p.m., Equinox Village, 2nd floor; Rutland, 3rd Mon. of every mo., 6 p.m., Rutland Regional Medical Center, Leahy Conference Ctr., room D; Springfield, 3rd Wed. of every mo., 6:30 p.m., HCRS (café on right far side), 390 River St.; St. Johnsbury, 4th Wed. of every mo., 5:30 p.m., Northeastern Vermont Regional Hospital Library, 1315 Hospital Dr.; White River Junction, last Mon. of every mo., 5:45 p.m., VA Medical Center, William A. Yasinski Buidling. If you have questions about a group in your area, please contact the National Alliance on Mental Illness of Vermont, info@namivt. org or 800-639-6480. Family Support Group meetings are for family & friends of individuals living mental illness.

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Wellness Center, 78 S. Main St.; St. Johnsbury, every Thu., 6:30-8 p.m., Unitarian Universalist Church, 47 Cherry St. If you have questions about a group in your area, please contact the National Alliance on Mental Illness of Vermont, program@ namivt.org or 800639-6480. Connection groups are peer recovery support group programs for adults living with mental health challenges.

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SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide. Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 N. Main St., Wallingford, 446-3577. 6:30-8 p.m. the 3rd Tue. of ea. mo. SUICIDE HOTLINES IN VT Brattleboro, 2577989; Montpelier (Washington County Mental Health Emergency Services), 229-0591; Randolph (Clara Martin Center Emergency Service), 800-639-6360.

SURVIVORSHIP NOW Welcome, cancer survivors. Survivorship NOW has free wellness programs to empower cancer survivors to move beyond cancer & live life well. Regain your strength & balance. Renew your spirit. Learn to nourish your body with exercise & nutritious foods. Tap in to your creative side. Connect with others who understand the challenges you face. Go to survivorshipnowvt.

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Middlebury. Please call 388-4111 for more info about how to connect w/ appropriate support services.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE — BURLINGTON Who: Persons experiencing the impact of a loved one’s suicide. When: 1st Wed. of each mo., 6-7:30 p.m. Location: Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., Burlington. Facilitators: Myra Handy, 951-5156 or Liz Mahoney, 879-7109. Request: We find it important to connect with people before their first meeting. If you can, please call one of the facilitators before you come. Thank you!

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) chapter meeting. Hedding United Methodist Church, Washington St., Barre. Wed., 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info, call David at 371-8929.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE If you have lost someone to suicide and wish to have a safe place to talk, share and spend a little time with others who have had a similar experience, join us the 3rd Thu. at the Faith Lighthouse Church, Rte. 105, Newport (105 Alderbrook), 7-9 p.m. Please call before attending. Info: Mary Butler, 744-6284. THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS Burlington Chapter TCF meets on the 3rd Tue. of ea. mo. at 7 p.m. at 277 Blair Park Rd., Williston; for more info, call Dee Ressler, 598-8899. Rutland Chapter TCF meets on the 1st Tue. of ea. mo. at 7 p.m. at Grace Congregational Church, West St., Rutland; for more info, call Susan Mackey, 446-2278. Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) also serves bereaved parents w/ monthly peer support groups, short-term educational consultations & referrals to local grief & loss counselors. HVS is located in the Marble Works district in

VEGGIE SUPPORT GROUP Want to feel supported on your vegetarian/vegan journey? Want more info on healthy veggie diets? Want to share & socialize at veggie potlucks, & more, in the greater Burlington area? This is your opportunity to join with other like-minded folks. veggy4life@ gmail.com, 658-4991. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN Offers free, confi dential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women & children in this community. Info, 658-1996. WOMEN’S CANCER SUPPORT GROUP FAHC. Led by Deb Clark, RN. Every 1st & 3rd Tue., 5-6:30 p.m. Call Kathy McBeth, 847-5715. XA – EVERYTHING ANONYMOUS Everything Anonymous is an all encompassing 12-step support group. People can attend for any reason, including family member challenges. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington. Info: 777-5508, definder@ gmail.com.

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one of our three free National Stuttering Association (NSA) stuttering support groups at UVM. Adults: 5:30-6:30, 1st & 3rd Tue. monthly; teens (ages 13-17): 5:30-6:30, 1st Thu. monthly; school-age children (ages 8-12) & parents (meeting separately): 4:15-5:15, 2nd Thu. monthly. Pomeroy Hall (489 Main St., UVM campus. Info: burlingtonstutters. org, burlingtonstutters@gmail.com, 656-0250. Go Team Stuttering!

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Circle (Washington Co. only). Please call 877-543-9498 for more info.

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SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION NEW ENGLAND Support group meeting held 4th Tue. of the mo., 6:30-8:30 p.m. Williston Police Station. Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732.

SEXUAL VIOLENCE SUPPORT HOPE Works offers free support groups to women, men & teens who are survivors of sexual violence. Groups are available for survivors at any stage of the healing process. Intake for all support groups is ongoing. If you are interested in learning more or would like to schedule an intake to become a group member, please call our office at 8640555, ext. 19, or email our victim advocate at advocate@sover.net.

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QUEEN CITY MEMORY CAFE The Queen City Memory CafĂŠ offers a social time & place for people with memory impairment & their fiends & family to laugh, learn & share concerns & celebrate feeling understood & connected. Enjoy coffee, tea & baked goods with entertainment & conversation. QCMC meets the 3rd Sat. of each mo., 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Thayer

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PARKINSON’S DISEASE OUTREACH GROUP This group meets on the second Tuesday, 10-11:30 a.m. of the month at Pillsbury Homestead Senior Community Residence at 3 Harborview Rd., St. Albans in the conference room next to the library on the

PEER ACCESS LINE Isolated? Irritable? Anxious? Lonely? Excited? Bored? Confused? Withdrawn? Sad? Call us! Don’t hesitate for a moment. We understand! It is our choice to be here for you to listen. Your feelings do matter. 321-2190. Thu., Fri., Sat. evenings, 6-9 p.m.

QUIT TOBACCO GROUPS Are you ready to be tobacco free? Join our FREE fi ve-week group classes facilitated by our Tobacco Treatment Specialists. We meet in a friendly, relaxed atmosphere. You may qualify for a FREE 8-week supply of nicotine replacement therapy. Contact us at (802)-847-7333 or QuitTobaccoClass@ UVMHealth.org.

relationships? We can help. Ralph, 658-2657. Visit slaafws.org or saa-recovery.org for meetings near you.

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OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS 12-step. Sat., 9-10 a.m. Turning Point Center, 182 Lake St., St. Albans. Is what you’re eating, eating you? We can help. Call Valerie, 825-5481.

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PD YOUNG ONSET GROUP Young Onset Parkinson’s Support Group is for people with Parkinson’s and their partners to come together and support one another. Sat., Apr. 16, 1-3 p.m. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 58 Barre St., Montpelier. 454-7806.

PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP Held every 2nd Tue. of the mo., 6-8 p.m. at the Hope Lodge, 237 East Ave., Burlington. Newly diagnosed? Prostate cancer reoccurrence? General discussion and sharing among survivors and those beginning or rejoining the battle. Info, Mary L. Guyette RN, MS, ACNS-BC, 274-4990, vmary@aol.com.

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CAREER FIREFIGHTER/EMT The Williston Fire Department, a combination career/call Department located in Chittenden County, Vermont, has one (1) full-time opening for the position of Career Firefighter/EMT. Minimum qualifications are Firefighter II, AEMT, and current CPAT certification. Paramedics are encouraged to apply.

New New England’s premier special event company England’s premier special event companyisisseeking seeking hardworking, enthusiastic individuals to to join our team. hardworking, enthusiastic individuals join our team. We applicationsfor for the following Weare arecurrently currently accepting accepting applications the following (available late April/early seasonal positions (availableMay May through 1 throughNovember November 1) 1):

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BURLINGTON PARKS, RECREATION & WATERFRONT Part-time & Full-time Seasonal Positions ($10.10 - $15.83/hr) We are now accepting applications for the following positions: Day Camp Directors/ Counselors Landscaping/Horticulture Maintenance Basketball Camp Counselors Park Attendants/Event Assistants

Track & Field Counselors ADMINISTRATIVE ASSOCIATE to provide support to senior staff, 3/21/16 10:06 AM Beach/Program (WSI) staff teams, and board. Coordinate Lifeguards event logistics for board meetings, Waterfront Security Guards awards, and other public meetings; involves responding to requests from the public, governor’s office, Dockmasters/Marina Staff and legislature; attending events and receptions as required; light Rec Nutrition Counselors accounting support; maintaining central and archived files. Requires efficient, detail-oriented self-starter with good judgment. Must possess Gate Attendants basic math, strong organization, computer and writing skills, ability Arborist Assistants to learn quickly and to communicate clearly but tactfully. Proficiency Cemetery Maintenance in Microsoft Word or similar word processing program important, as Assistants is willingness to learn and use new technology. Relevant associate's degree with minimum three years’ progressively responsible secretarial/ Campground & Beach Staff administrative experience.

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FINANCE & ADMIN. DIRECTOR MEMBERSHIP COORDINATOR CLEAN ENERGY ADVOCATE DATA COORDINATOR SUMMER CANVASSERS The Vermont Public Interest Research Group, the state’s largest environmental and consumer advocacy organization, is looking for passionate people who want to work hard and have fun while changing the world. Join our team as we engage in public interest organizing and advocacy campaigns on everything from climate and clean energy to getting big money out of politics. Positions are available in Montpelier and Burlington. Learn more about all the opportunities we have and apply online at:

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Engaging minds that change the world Seeking a position with a quality employer? Consider The University of Vermont, a stimulating and diverse workplace. We offer a comprehensive benefit package including tuition remission for on-going, full-time positions. These openings and P U B L I C W O R K S | T OW N O F E S S E X , V T others are updated daily. Peer Advising Coordinator - Academic Success Center - #S606PO - The Peer Advising Coordinator provides proSalaried position as civil engineering staff engineer/technician reporting gram administration to the centralized Peer Advisor program and unit-based peer mentoring programs, office management of the Advising Center, and administrative support for assessment of these programs. Oversees selection, training, and supervision to the Town Engineer. Review development plans, inspects new of interns (peer advisors, peer mentors) and office work-study students. 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Experience developing and implementing successful programs and project management required. Effective preferred. Relevant experience may be substituted. Starting salary communication and interpersonal skills required. Understanding of student leader training and development, and peer-to-peer support programs required. commensurate with experience. EOE. Demonstrated commitment to diversity, social justice, and multiculturalism, and demonstrated multicultural competencies to interact effectively with individuals from diverse backgrounds. Contact Municipal Manager’s office, Town of Essex, 81 Main St., A probationary period may be required, Occasional overtime/weekend hours required. Essex Jct., VT 05452 (878-1341) or amyers@essex.org for application Office Program Support Generalist - Accommodations - #S607PO - The ACCESS Office Manager provides general office, operational, IT and budget support and/or oversight and records maintenance for the ACCESS office within the Univerrequirements. 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Plan, conduct, or oversee mechanical repairs and maintenance with outside contractors or in house staff. Provide general oversight of building systems within designated zone with regard to operation, expansion, maintenance and repair, utilizing comprehensive knowledge of Honeywell and Johnson Building Controls Management Systems. Access information using appropriate desktop applications. Promote a safe work environment in the shop and in the field. Operate a University vehicle. This position reports to a Facilities Trades Supervisor and requires active engagement in learning and practicing principles of social justice and inclusion, environmental sustainability and delivering great customer experience. 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Seeking a Shared Living Provider(s) to support a kind 52-yearold man who enjoys painting and cooking. This individual is looking for a patient and understanding caregiver(s) who is able to provide a warm and safe environment. The home must be wheelchair-accessible, or caregiver(s) must be willing to modify. He is nonverbal, sight-challenged and requires assistance with personal care. The right provider(s) will be able to provide care and assistance at all times. Compensation: $30,000 tax-free annual stipend plus room and board ($707.69/mo.) Interested candidates contact lreid@howardcenter.org or 488-656.

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Very busy beer and wine wholesaler. Experience preferred. Full benefits including: 401(k) and 4-day work week. Must be able to lift 40+lbs Must have clean driving record Please apply in person or send resume to: Baker Distributing Corp, 130 Orion Drive, Colchester, VT 05446 tgaren@bakerdistributing.com

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RN Lead—Employee Wellness ▪ Responsible for developing, implementing and administering educational and screening initiatives within The University of Vermont Medical Center and the community we serve.

▪ Full-time, 40 hours a week. Competitive pay and great benefits. ▪ Must have a current RN license in the State of Vermont with 3-5 years of nursing experience in a medical setting.

▪ Knowledge of implementing wellness programs in an employer based setting working within a diverse population.

▪ Also have per diem Community Health Improvement RN that will assist with biometric screenings, flu shots and health coaching.

UVMHealth.org/MedCenterJobs Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, national origin, disability, or protected veteran status.

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MASON TENDER

Mason Contractor seeking highly motivated individual to fill the position of mason tender. Job duties include mixing mortar, building and tearing down staging, cutting rocks and block, and keeping material stocked for masons. This job requires heavy lifting, climbing staging and operating saws. If you like working outdoors, and are interested in the masonry trade, please contact us for an interview. mplace265@comcast.net

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Curtis Lumber Company is looking to fill an open Sales position in our Burlington location. The ideal candidate would possess:

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We are looking for motivated, responsible individuals. Must be able to work independently, possess a positive attitude, be capable of lifting up to 50 pounds and have a clean driving record. We offer a competitive wage along with benefits. Apply in person or online at Farrell Vending Services 405 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 farrellvending.com.

FULL TIME WAREHOUSE POSITION SECOND SHIFT

• Excellent customer service skills • Previous industry and/or building material experience preferred but we will train the right candidate • High level of motivation • Interest in developing strong partnerships with our customers Curtis Lumber Co. is one of the 40 largest and fastest growing building materials companies in the country. We offer competitive salary and an excellent benefits package. Please stop in our Burlington branch, email your resume to employment@curtislumber.com or visit our employment page at curtislumber.com.

To function in whatever capacity required to maintain a smooth, efficient and safe warehouse; including but not limited to, pick, pack and ship functions. Attention to detail under time constraints, honest, neat, organizational ability, willing to work other than daytime hours. High school education, or possess comparable skills. Full benefits package including medical, dental, vision, life insurance, 401(k) plan, shift differential, holiday and vacation pay. Competitive wages. Email: aileen@bddow.com

Curtis Lumber Co. is an equal opportunity employer.

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Norwich University is a diversified academic institution that educates residential students, leading both military and civilian lifestyles, and working adults across the globe. Norwich offers a broad selection of traditional and distance-learning programs culminating in baccalaureate and master’s degrees, and graduate certificates. Founded in 1819 by U.S. Army Capt. Alden Partridge, Norwich is the oldest private military college in the country and the birthplace of the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps (ROTC).

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Staff Accountant/ Experienced Bookkeeper The National Center for Campus Public Safety (NCCPS), a division of Margolis Healy & Associates, needs a Staff Accountant/Experienced Bookkeeper to track and record daily transactions, close the books monthly, and produce basic financial reports; reconcile books at month and year-end; and manage accounting for a federal grant. Minimum requirements: Bachelor’s Degree in Business, Accounting/Finance or equivalent. At least two years of accounting/bookkeeping experience, grant management experience; experience with QuickBooks Pro or Premiere; and excellent communications skills. Full-time position with flexible scheduling, benefits.

Project Coordinator

Please visit our website, norwich.edu/jobs, for further information and how to apply for these and other great jobs. Applicants must be authorized to work for any employer in the U.S. Norwich University is an equal opportunity employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long-term disability insurance, flexible-spending accounts for health and dependent care, retirement annuity plan and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

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The National Center for Campus Public Safety (NCCPS), a division of Margolis Healy & Associates, needs a highly organized and motivated individual to coordinate project activities for a federal grant and ensure project phases are documented appropriately, provide necessary administrative and organizational support, manage and assign miscellaneous projects, and implement the NCCPS Strategic Plan. Minimum requirements: Bachelor’s degree, two years experience in project coordination, and excellent communication skills. Full-time position with flexible scheduling and benefits. Send resumes to director@nccpsafety.org.


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Another Way seeks reliable and capable Executive Director. Another Way is a Community Center in Montpelier which provides a voluntary alternative to conventional mental health services through advocacy, outreach, information, referrals, crisis intervention, access to housing resources, peer support, supported employment, and educational opportunities for people who have experienced mental health challenges. Candidate should have lived experience of involvement with mental health peer community, administrative and financial management experience. $50K – 60K full benefits. Send resume with subject line “ED Search” by May 1, 2016 to ed.search@anotherwayvt.org.

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Full-time merchandiser needed for progressive craft beer and wine beverage wholesaler. Must be able to lift 40-plus pounds on a regular basis. Must have valid/ clean driving record and reliable transportation. Duties include but are not limited to: building displays/ filling shelves and working back stock from back rooms. Keeping the area clean. Benefits include: 401(k)/life, dental, short-term disability/mileage reimbursement. Please send resume to tgaren@bakerdistributing.com.

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Join the team at Gardener’s Supply Company! Gardener’s Supply is America’s leading catalog and web-based gardening company. We work hard AND offer a fun place to work with BBQs, employee garden plots, basketball and much more! We also offer strong cultural values, competitive wages and outstanding benefits (ranging from a tremendous discount on plants & product, to actually owning shares of the company!).

MATERIALS HANDLER: Responsible for moving our inventory throughout the distribution center accurately, safely and quickly. The position supports the needs of multiple departments by moving product, keeping bins filled and receiving inventory from our vendors. We are interested in applicants with experience operating various materials handling machines. The shift is Sunday through Thursday : AM-: PM most of the year. It changes to Thursday through Monday : AM-: PM in November & December and March through June. We are a 100% employee-owned company and an award winning and nationally recognized socially responsible business, voted one of Vermont’s “Best Places to Work.” Interested? Please send your cover letter & resumé to Gardener’s Supply Company, attn: Human Resources,  Route  South, Milton VT  or to jobs@gardeners.com.

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The Residence at Shelburne Bay, a premier Level III hospitality-oriented senior living community in Shelburne, is accepting applications for Caregivers for the following positions: •

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A Caregiver’s role is vital to the quality of our residents’ daily lives. You will make a difference in their live as well as your own, including a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction in helping others. Applicants must have good verbal and written communications skills and be nurturing, caring and reliable. Must be comfortable with computers. Previous caregiving experience preferred; however, we are willing to train applicants with strong qualifications and the willingness to learn. Candidates are also eligible to apply for a promotion to medication technician after 90 days of exemplary performance. Background checks required. We offer competitive salaries and benefits for full-time positions including health, dental, vision, paid time off and a comfortable and peaceful working environment where our residents are nurtured and allowed to age with grace and dignity. Send reply with your resume or stop by and pick up an application at:

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is looking for summer help. The job includes boat assembly and prep with light delivery. Knowledge of hand tools helpful. Some heavy lifting. People skills and driver’s license essential. Work outdoors doing a variety of jobs, including on-water demos. Flexible schedule. Pay is $12-15, depending on experience. Start immediately. Contact vtsmallboat@gmail.com.

The Residence at Shelburne Bay 185 Pine Haven Shores Road Shelburne, VT 05482

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Power Play Sports is seeking experienced manager for full service ski/bike, team sports and hockey shop located in Morrisville.

MANAGER Power Play is rooted deeply in the community and has a strong focus on serving the locals and their needs. Applicants must have excellent customer service skills and dedication to the recreation community above all. Knowledge / experience in bike repair & ski service/industry a must. The ideal person will be a good multitasker, able to work with many different personalities, comfortable managing a small staff and posses the ability to order product, merchandise the shop, interface with customers and more. Some weekends required. Compensation includes pay commensurate with experience, paid sick days, IRA match after 1 year, flexible hours/days off, free lift tickets to Jay Peak. Please email resume and interest to Caleb Magoon,

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Pacem School is seeking part-time faculty for the fall of 2016 to teach middle and high school French and middle and high school social studies. Pacem School is an intellectually inspiring, joyful learning community for 10 to 18-year-olds in Montpelier. More information is available at pacemschool.org or by emailing lexi@pacemschool.org.

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Full time, Hardworking. Previous experience desirable. Transportation required.

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MUNICIPAL GENERAL MANAGER

Curtis Lumber Company is looking to fill a Yard Foreman position at our Burlington location. The person in this position will work closely with the Branch Manager and will be responsible to oversee all Yard Operations and Personnel. The ideal candidate would possess:

Central Vermont Solid Waste Management District, a union municipality consisting of 18 member towns seeks General Manager to work staff, board, and constituents to implement legislative mandate, our solid waste implementation plan and grow our zero waste programming. The General Manager must be a strong organizational manager capable of delivering innovative programming in a fiscally responsible manner. The General Manager will be responsible for personnel management, ensuring compliance with state and federal laws, budgeting, planning, and providing technical assistance to the CVSWMD Board of Supervisors, local officials and the public. Travel in the eighteen member towns of the CVSWMD and evening meetings will be required on a regular basis.

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Curtis Lumber Co. is one of the 40 largest and fastest growing building materials companies in the country and is committed to delivering top-notch service. Curtis Lumber Co. offers competitive salary and an excellent benefits package. Please fill out an online application on our employment page at curtislumber.com, visit our Burlington Store or send your resume to employment@curtislumber. com.

Qualifications: A Bachelor’s degree and at least five years’ supervisory experience in solid waste management, an environmental organization or municipal government environment. Master’s degree preferred. Must have a valid driver’s license and be able to pass a criminal background check. Starting Compensation: $59,000 per year, plus generous benefits including sick and vacation leave and employer sponsored health, dental and vision insurance. Applications will be accepted and qualified candidates interviewed on a rolling basis until the position is filled.

Strong leadership skills Previous supervisory/management experience Industry/product knowledge Ability to work in a team environment Interest in developing strong partnerships with our customers

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To apply send resume, cover letter, writing sample and three references to administration@cvswmd.org, or General Manager Search, CVSWMD, 137 Barre Street, Montpelier, VT 05602. Additional information may be found at cvswmd.org.

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1.0 FTE Social Studies Teacher: Fred Tuttle Middle School Qualified Candidates will have a Vermont Teachers License, Social Studies endorsements, and they must demonstrate ability to work collaboratively in a team environment.

Night Custodian: District 40 Hours/week; Full Year Contact Marc at Outdoor Works Landscaping at mktorelli@aol.com.

Qualified Candidates will have a high school diploma or equivalent; demonstrated knowledge of current cleaning; demonstrated ability to work collaboratively in a team environment; and the ability to perform heavy lifting and other strenuous physical tasks.

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Bus Driver – District

To assure a safe and healthy atmosphere on the Bus. This is a full-time school year position. Minimum Pay - $11.92 single person health benefits.

CVAA promotes independence, dignity, and choice for all seniors. We empower seniors, and their caregivers, to use their voices, find solutions, and obtain services that help them lead the lives they choose. To further that mission, CVAA seeks to hire a full-time Registered Nurse or Licensed Independent Clinical Social Worker to work with area hospitals, nursing homes, and CVAA’s Case Management staff to assist current and new CVAA clients to safely transition from hospitals and care facilities back into the community.

For a complete job descriptions please contact Terry Mazza, Human Resources at 893-5304 or email tmazza@mtsd-vt.org.

The right candidate will be an enthusiastic voice for CVAA’s mission to educate, empower, and support seniors and their caregivers to live with independence and dignity. Our service area includes Franklin, Grand Isle, Addison, and Chittenden Counties and this position will work with two of the three hospitals in our region.

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Submit all application materials that include your cover letter, resume, transcripts, and three letters of references to Terry or apply online through schoolspring.com.

Qualified applicants for the position will have a demonstrated work history in both clinical and Case Management care settings. If you would like a copy of the job description, or if this sounds like the right position for you, send your cover letter and resume to: hr@cvaa.org, or fax to 865-0363.

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1 Positions, 25-30 Hours/week, 5 days/week, School Year Hours: 7:00-9:30 and 2:00-4:30 The South Burlington School District is willing to train a potential candidate. Qualified candidates will have a CDL Class “B” with passenger, air breaks and VT school bus endorsement, a clear driving record, and demonstrated ability to work collaboratively in a team environment. These positions will remain open until filled. Candidates may forward their resume and three current references to:

South Burlington School District, Attn: Diane Kinnon 500 Dorset Sreet South Burlington, VT 05403. EOE

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Technology Consultants, Inc. has been assisting small to medium size business with networking and computer support both onsite and remotely since 1986. Are you looking for a career with the ability to expand your knowledge and experience with "like Technology Consultants, is at a minded" colleagues? Looking toInc. work company expanding that believesand thatlooking its staff is its best asset? Our expanding client list requires us to for IT field technicians increase our support and analyst staff to continue our high level of service. who are experienced with account

Howard Center Street Outreach Team

The Street Outreach Team is seeking a dynamic, empathetic and creative individual to join our team! The mission of Street Outreach is to maintain Burlington as a safe, healthy and welcoming place for all community members while connecting our most vulnerable to services and supportive networks they need. Vulnerable populations include individuals and families who are homeless, experiencing substance abuse, mental health issues, and/or have unmet social service needs. Street Outreach is a professionally staffed, on-the-street team working in downtown Burlington and city neighborhoods. The team engages and builds relationships with community members, service providers, businesses, city services, and first responders while working to streamline community referrals. The team also intervenes and de-escalates disruptive behavior, resolves on-the street conflict, and helps to ensure appropriate use of emergency responder time and efforts. Minimum 2 years of community engagement experience; superior verbal communication skills; the ability to engage and connect effectively and proactively with diverse audiences ranging from vulnerable populations to business owners and employees, police, funders, and the general public. BA or BS in human services field required or 2-plus years of equivalent experience may be substituted. Must possess a valid driver’s license and vehicle, be able to lift 40 pounds, walk for long periods of time, and pass a police background check. This position will be required to work year-round, outdoors, in the elements, for a majority of the time. The position is 32 hours/week; weekend shifts required. Job ID# 3141

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Qualified applicants need or all of for professional andsome personable these skill sets:· communication with end users. • MCTS or MCITP Certifications •Certifi CompTIA A+ or CompTIA N+ Certifications cations are preferable in A+, • Experience in call center or help desk N+, Microsoft, Cisco, SonicWALL, environment •VMware. Experience SBS & Active ThisinisMicrosoft a full time position. Directory • Experience MS Office, Please sendwith resumes andOutlook cover • Excellent Communication Skills letters with examples of your • Willingness to work as a team member

Clinician, Substance Abuse, Chittenden Clinic

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Seeking a substance-abuse clinician to provide individual, group and family counseling and health home services to patients who are dependent on opioids in the context of an outpatient opioid treatment program. Health Home services provide enhanced services to clients that are coordinated and address medical and psychosocial issues. Clinician will work with treatment providers and community support groups with the goal of coordinating care and referrals. In addition, the counselor will implement and maintain clinical records addressing treatment plans and progress in treatment. LADC strongly preferred. Experience preferred: Previous experience with counseling clients with co-occurring disorders, both individually and in a group setting; knowledge of substance abuse treatment imperative; experience preparing high-quality clinical documentation. Starting full-time salary is $39,000/year. If licensed, additional $750/year stipend added to base pay. Job ID# 3015

Residential Counselor, Allen House

Seeking an energetic and compassionate individual to provide a safe environment for persons with mental health challenges living in an independent permanent housing environment. Provide supportive counseling, medication management, and crisis intervention, as needed. Human services experience desirable. Position hours are 9 a.m.-1 p.m. on Sundays. Job ID# 3142

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Legal Secretary/Paralegal

Seeking Licensed Special Educator to join a vigorous alternative education setting starting in August 2016. Must be enthusiastic, enjoy working with a dynamic and varied group of adolescents, be self-motivated, have clear written and oral communication skills and be highly skilled in collaborative, strengths-based classroom consultation. Will have knowledge in IEP goal development and classroom consultation, a working understanding of Common Core curriculum implementation and Google Applications, and transition skills development. This person must be comfortable with and capable of being compassionately assertive and thriving within a dynamic environment that utilizes trauma-informed instructional strategies. Minimum qualifications include a Vermont license in special education, K-12; master’s preferred. Experience with adolescents with learning challenges, ASD, complex trauma and other mental health challenges required. Job ID# 3171

Non-smoking Legal Secretary/ Paralegal needed for small, busy downtown Burlington law firm with experience in the areas of Family, Criminal and Adoption Law to start as soon as possible. Part-time (no benefits) to start with possibility of eventual fulltime work. Applicant must be a flexible self-starter and organized multitasker who works well individually and with a team. Experience with WordPerfect, Amicus and/or TABS a plus. Duties include preparing and reviewing documents; organizing binders; extensive client contact in person, by phone and via email; ordering supplies; opening and closing files; filing; and scheduling appointments.

ADMINISTRATIVE SERVICES Technical Training Specialist

Howard Center is looking for a dynamic individual to join our Information Management team as a Technical Training Specialist. Training topics include our electronic health record, confidentiality, and treatment planning. Strong and engaging written and oral communication skills, 1-2 years’ experience with software application support or training, and ability to work as part of a team are a must. Job ID# 3125

Howard Center offers an excellent benefits package including health, dental, and life insurance, as well as generous paid time off for all regular positions scheduled 20 plus hours per week. For more information, please visit howardcentercareers.org.

Salary commensurate with experience. Send resumes to mgreen@mhtpc.com.

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STAFF ATTORNEY THE FARMHOUSE GROUP The Farmhouse Tap & Grill, Pascolo Ristorante, El Cortijo Taqueria, Guild Tavern now accepting applications for restaurant positions including:

Server, Line Cook, Dishwasher, ...and more. Full-time and part-time positions available. Competitive wages, and benefits package including health insurance for full time employees. Apply with resume via email careers@farmhousegroup.com.

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Support for professional growth provided by a dynamic group of attorneys. Salary is $37,779 plus, depending on experience, with excellent fringe benefits. APPLICATION DEADLINE: May 1, 2016. APPLICATION INSTRUCTIONS: Your application should include a cover letter and resume, sent as a single PDF. Send your application by email to bwells@lawlinevt.org with the subject line “Hiring Opportunity.”

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Shelburne Community School has an anticipated opening for a second shift custodian (2:45-11:15 p.m.). The position would start on or about April 18, 2016. First shift during the summer and school vacations (8:00 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.). This is a full time, full year position. Please send a letter of interest, resume and current references to: Shelburne Community School Attn: David Kelly Facilities Director Shelburne Community School 345 Harbor Road Shelburne, VT 05482 or via e-mail at dkelly@cssu.org. You can also apply online to schoolspring.com

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Strong legal, writing, and communication skills, a demonstrated commitment to public interest law, and the ability to work as part of a team are a must. Applicants must be members of the Vermont bar or committed to becoming members of the bar at the first available opportunity.

Funded by the Legal Services Corporation

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Legal Services Law Line of Vermont is looking for a full time staff attorney. We are an innovative non-profit civil legal services law firm specializing in counsel, advice, pro se assistance and community education in a high volume, telephone based practice. Working closely with Vermont Legal Aid, we help low income Vermonters help themselves, applying a broad range of legal services including information, advice, review of pleadings, coaching, and representation.

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We are a leading Vermont civil engineering and surveying firm seeking an experienced Civil Engineer/Project Manager. This position is for a motivated individual with a strong work ethic and 5+ years of broad civil engineering experience. Desired technical qualifications and experience include: general site design, drainage and grading, water supply, wastewater disposal, highway design, stormwater drainage and treatment, erosion prevention and control, permitting and CAD drafting/design using AutoCAD and/or MicroStation. The ideal individual for this position will be a registered professional engineer or able to obtain VT registration within 1 year; have excellent verbal and written communication skills; able to manage multiple projects simultaneously; able to comfortably present the results of their work in public forums and before regulatory agencies/commissions; prepare estimates and proposals; understand client needs and market the firm’s services. This is a great opportunity to broaden one’s horizons in a fast-paced multi-disciplinary environment and advance your career. Enjoy excellent reimbursement, benefits and the work environment of a small consulting engineering firm. Future partnership potential for the right person. Qualified candidates should send a letter of interest and resume summarizing their experience and qualifications to Roger Dickinson, PE, PTOE, Lamoureux & Dickinson, 14 Morse Dr, Essex, VT 05452 or to roger@ldengineering.com.

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OUTSIDE PLANT TECHNICIAN Burlington Telecom is looking for a limited service fulltime Outside Plant Technician to provide superior service to Burlington Telecom customers. This position is mainly responsible for FTTP (Fiber-to-the-Premise) installations, maintenance and repair of Burlington Telecom’s transmission and distribution system. The ideal candidate will have an Associate’s degree in telecommunications, business or related discipline, or graduation from recognized industry certification programs in related hardware and software and five years’ experience in the construction, maintenance, repair and operations of telecommunication systems; and demonstrated experience in FTTP installation, maintenance and repair and the associated practices required. For a complete description, or to apply, visit our website at burlingtonvt.gov/hr or contact Human Resources at 865-7145. If interested, send resume, cover letter and City of Burlington Application by April 19, 2016: HR Dept, 200 Church Street, Suite 102, Burlington, VT 05401. Women, minorities and persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply. EOE.

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Business Manager Join a well-established, mission-driven organization with 33 staff serving 1,600 children, youth and families annually. We are seeking a full-time Business Manager to join our leadership team, oversee the financial operations of our $2 million budget and assist program managers in achieving financial and program goals.

in busy, referralbased outpatient surgery practice. Ideal candidates will have two to four years’ experience in a medical or dental office setting. Do you place paramount importance on the varying needs of patients and referring offices? Do you have a keen eye for details and the ability to juggle multiple priorities? Do you want to support and assist doctors and coworkers to create a smooth and professional office environment? If so, we are looking for you!

Duties include: overseeing accounts receivable, accounts payable, and payroll functions; generating internal and external financial reports; ensuring compliance with accounting standards and state and federal regulations; managing cash flow and reserves; advising the Executive Director regarding financial procedures, laws, and regulations; assisting with overall budget preparation and forecasting; and preparing for the annual financial audit. The ideal candidate will have an accounting degree, experience in non-profit fund accounting and grant management, proficiency in QuickBooks and Microsoft Office, and excellent communication skills. Understanding and oversight experience of IT systems a plus. Position starts June 2016.

Send resume to: CVOMS, ATTN: Practice Manager 118 Tilley Drive, Suite102, S. Burlington, VT 05403.

Please send cover letter and resume to: Lamoille Family Center, 480 Cady’s Falls Road Morrisville, VT 05661 or sjohnson@lamoillefamilycenter.org.

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GRAPHIC DESIGNER AND WEBMASTER Burlington Telecom is looking to fill the position of Graphic Designer & Webmaster. This position is responsible for producing visual solutions to Burlington Telecom’s communication and marketing needs using a mix of creative skills, commercial awareness, imaginative flair, awareness of current trends in the visual arts and web design, a working knowledge of the latest software and equipment, and a firm understanding of material costs and time limits. This is an exciting and excellent opportunity to help us deliver the future of business telecommunication services to the City of Burlington. The ideal candidate will have a Bachelor’s of Art degree in Graphic Design with one year professional experience or an associate’s degree in Graphic Design and two years of professional experience. If interested, please submit a City of Burlington application, resume, and cover letter to: Human Resources, 200 Church Street, Suite 102, Burlington, Vermont 05401 For a complete description, or to apply, visit our website at burlingtonvt.gov/hr or contact Human Resources at 865-7145.

Massachusetts based Real Estate Management Company is seeking a qualified, Motivated and experienced Fulltime Maintenance Technician. Responsibilities are wideranging and quite diverse. Some duties include but are not limited to handling daily work orders from existing residents and office staff; turning over apartments for occupancy; maintaining or replacing appliances, fixtures and switches; working with contractors as necessary; providing corrective maintenance; providing preventive maintenance; inspecting apartments, buildings and/ or grounds as necessary; replacing/maintaining smoke detectors, circuit breakers and outlets; providing touchup paint; changing window screens and glass; providing cosmetic repairs within apartments and common areas as well as maintenance support for our retail spaces. This position is forty hours a week with rotation of On-call emergencies after hours and weekends if necessary.

506 On The River Inn, a 40 room boutique hotel in Woodstock, is looking for an experienced Front Desk/ Reservations Manager to lead a busy team.

The position offers the right candidate the opportunity to enhance his current skills and acquire new knowledge. This is not just a job but a career in residential property maintenance that offers new and interesting challenges on a daily basis. If you are interested in applying for the position please fax or e-mail resume to 655-1811 or dfinnigan@hallkeen.com. NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE

Interested candidates may email their resumes to generalmanager@ ontheriverwoodstock.com

Women, minorities and persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply. EOE.

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Well qualified candidates should have at least three years of front desk/ reservations experience, and at least one year of experience as a manager. Knowledge of front desk procedures and previous work with PMS/POS software a must. Work schedule is primarily daytime with occasional night shifts. Flexibility to work holidays and weekends a must.

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We facilitate the statewide self-directed services option through information, guidance and oversight.

We are looking for a selfmotivated, hardworking, seasonal laborer to work in the parks, doing grounds work, mowing, lining of fields and other park related maintenance. The position is 30 hours a week MayOctober. Experience with grounds equipment is helpful but not essential. A valid driver’s license is required.

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Applications are available at the Rec. Office or at town. williston.vt.us.

FULL-TIME DAYS The Residence at Shelburne Bay, a premier Level III hospitalityoriented senior living community, is currently accepting applications for an LPN or RN, full-time Days, including every other weekend. Applicants must have good verbal and written communication skills, be nurturing, caring and reliable. Must have a current LPN or RN Vermont license. Assisted Living experience preferred, however, will train the right candidate. Must be able to pass nationwide criminal and Vermont state adult & child abuse background checks. Please send reply with your resume or stop by and pick up an application at:

Statewide travel required (mileage reimbursement) Full-time with excellent benefit package (health, dental, life, disability, retirement, sick, vacation, holiday)

Applications will be accepted until the position is filled.

The Residence at Shelburne Bay 185 Pine Haven Shores Road Shelburne, VT 05482

Cover Letter and Resume to:

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Unique, forward-thinking organization wants to welcome you to our positive, flexible, team-oriented atmosphere!

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DIRECTOR OF CHILDREN AND YOUTH MINISTRIES The Vergennes Congregational Church UCC, an Open and Affirming, progressive Christian community, is seeking a Director of Children and Youth Ministries. This part-time position carries an expectation (on average) of 12 hours per week. The successful candidate will be a person of faith with experience in working with children and/or youth, who will direct a program of stimulating and nourishing faith-formational opportunities for Nursery – High School. For more information, including the Job Description, please go to the church’s website, vergennesucc.org.

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The Milton Town School District is seeking to fill TWO Executive Administrative Assistant to the Superintendent positions, 1 FTE is a full-time year round position and the other is a part-time year round .40 FTE position. Position Goal: To provide direct assistance to the superintendent carrying out district operations, coordinate and report information to state and local agencies, parents, staff, and community, provide leadership for consistent district compliance. Qualifications: Minimum of high school education; college education preferred; must be organized, skilled in interpersonal relations, leadership and conflict management, technology skills essential, ability to work as a team, maintain strict confidentiality, multi-task and prioritize work. Successful candidate will also have effective oral and written communication skills. Performs and directs job related proficiency with the highest ethical integrity. Performs and directs with an overall nature that is committed to the goals and visions of the school district.

From G.E.D. to Ph.D. and everything in between.

• Residential Support Staff • Community Support Staff • Crisis Clinicians • Children & Adult Case Managers • Licensed Therapists • Behavioral Support -School Settings • Home Providers

NCSS Job Fair Thursday, April 14th 3:00 pm - 6:00 pm The Family Center 130 Fisher Pond Road St. Albans, VT 05478 www.ncssinc.org

For a complete job descriptions please contact Terry Mazza, Human Resources at 893-5304 or email tmazza@mtsd-vt.org. Submit all application materials that include your cover letter, resume, transcripts, and three letters of references to or apply online through schoolspring.com.

On-site Interviews Our Mission is to ensure that the residents of Franklin and Grand Isle Counties have access to high quality services, which promote healthy living and emotional well-being.

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Full-Time Physical Therapist/ PTA PT360 has an immediate full-time PT/PTA position in one of our outpatient, orthopedic clinics.

Family Medicine Physician and/or Mid-level Provider

Wait Staff

Full & Part-Time Openings

We are an employee-owned physical therapy cooperative dedicated to our patients and community at large. We are seeking a dynamic and experienced PT/PTA with an interest in growing and transitioning into ownership within our company. As our name indicates, we provide 360 degrees of care – prevention, rehabilitation, and facilitation of life-long health and wellness.

Wake Robin, Vermont’s premier continuing care retirement community, is adding members to our team of Dining Room Wait Staff. Wait Staff help to create a fine dining experience for our residents in a restaurant style environment that rivals most area restaurants. This is a perfect opportunity for students with the time and drive to begin their working experience, or for professionals who wish supplement their current career endeavors.

Please send your resume to PT360 426 Industrial Avenue, Suite 190 Williston, Vermont 05495 or email Mary@PT360coop.com.

Experience as a server is preferred but not required. We will train applicants who demonstrate strong customer service skills and a desire to work with an active population of seniors. Looking for a change? Wake Robin offers a flexible schedule to match your goals. Interested candidates please email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to: HR, (802) 264-5146.

The Mountain Health Center, a Federally Qualified Health Center (FQHC) located in Bristol is recruiting for a Family Medicine Physician and/ or Mid-level Provider to join our Health Center! Will consider per-diem, part-time or full time. Send CV and cover letter to: hr@

mountainhealthcenter.com.

The Human Resources Department will contact applicants who have been chosen to continue through the applicant selection process.

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AmeriCorps VISTA ACCOUNTS PAYABLE ADMINISTRATOR New England Air Systems, a leading mechanical contractor located in Vermont, is currently seeking an Accounts Payable Administrator. Selected candidate will have a two-year college accounting degree or comparable experience with a working knowledge of computerized accounts payable systems. Must possess knowledge of Microsoft Outlook, Word, Excel and Access and have the ability to learn company financial software. Must have the ability to work with minimum supervision, deal effectively with people, be a team player and have strong organizational skills. Must have the ability to perform a variety of tasks in a timely manner and process a large volume of invoices daily, establish priorities, meet deadlines and communicate effectively verbally and in writing. New England Air Systems offers an excellent compensation package including an industry leading wage, paid vacation, 401(k) savings plan, and exceptional medical, dental, disability and life insurance plans.

RESUMES CAN BE MAILED TO

NEW ENGLAND AIR SYSTEMS, LLC, PO BOX 525, WILLISTON, VT 05495 OR EMAILED TO info@neair.com

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The Northwest Regional Planning Commission has an exciting opportunity for an individual interested in addressing economic development, housing, and community health issues in northern Vermont. NRPC is seeking a motivated self-starter for an AmeriCorps VISTA service position. The position will assist staff with addressing poverty in the region through service on a variety of projects, including implementation of the Northwest Regional Plan and development of a Regional Housing Needs Assessment. Experience in communications, community development, planning, and grant writing is plus. Solid written and verbal communication skills and a bachelor’s degree are required. Send resume and three references to Taylor Newton, Regional Planner, Northwest Regional Planning Commission, 75 Fairfield Street, St. Albans, VT, 05478, or email TNewton@nrpcvt.com. Position open until filled. EOE.

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Heney Realtors is seeking a detailed oriented administrative assistant to support our Barre sales team. Duties include document preparation, filing, and phone. Candidates must be organized, computer proficient, detailed oriented, and willing to work as part of a team in a dynamic environment. This is a full time, 40 hours/ week position. Salary will be commensurate with experience. Please forward a cover letter and resume to tim@heneyrealtors.com or Human Resources Heney Realtors 81 Main Street Montpelier, VT 05602.

For more information please see: www.nrpcvt.com or www.nationalservice.gov.

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EXPERIENCED PAINTER Seeking an experienced painter. Applicant needs to be neat, detail oriented and proficient at drywall repairs. Minor maintenance experience a plus. Candidate must be able to work as part of a team, have good work ethic, be reliable and responsible. 40 hours per week with benefits. Position is Monday to Friday, 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., with occasional schedule flexing and overtime.

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AOP Clinician: Seeking a Vermont licensed MSW mental health professional with excellent clinical skills to provide outpatient psychotherapy to adults. LADC licensure a plus. Strong Assessment skills and willingness to collaborate with larger AOP team are critical.

Please submit résumé to TWMA, 20 West Canal Street, Winooski ,VT 05404.

BOOKKEEPER-HOUSING TECHNICIAN

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Small, high performing public housing authority seeks a full time bookkeeper-housing technician in a four person office. Must be proficient in Microsoft Word and Excel; be organized, reliable and be able to multi-task in a fast paced, unpredictable environment. May work independently or as part of a team. Position includes some travel; vehicle and valid driver’s license required. Experience in bookkeeping including all aspects of payroll required. Property management or affordable housing experience a plus. Job description available upon request. Cover letter and resume to

Executive Director Montpelier Housing Authority 155 Main Street, Montpelier, VT 05602. MHA is an equal opportunity employer

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Community Support Staff: Provide outreach and office-based support to adults coping with disabilities. Work flexibly as part of interdisciplinary treatment teams to provide treatment planning, coordination and implementation of services to assist individuals in recovery process. Bachelor’s degree and experience in human services preferred.

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Y&F Outreach Clinician: Work in homes, communities and schools with children, adolescents, and families with emotional and behavioral challenges. Master’s degree and two to four years’ counseling experience required. Behavior Interventionist: Provide 1:1 support and training in behavioral, social, and communicative skills to children in home and school settings. Extensive training in ABA, trauma-informed supports and ASD intervention provided. Bachelor’s degree required. Service Coordinator: Develop, implement and monitor supports for persons with developmental disabilities and their families. This position also develops and provides overall coordination for our community integration services. Excellent supervisory, organizational, inter-personal and communication skills required. BA in a human service field. CRT Clinician: Provide psychotherapy, supportive counseling, and service coordination to adults coping with life impacting major mental health conditions. Strong interest in working on trauma approaches, DBT, and open dialogue a plus. Must have a Master’s degree and be on track for rostering and licensure. We offer a dynamic and supportive learning and teaming environment where we’re working on innovative directions of practice informed by an international scope of inquiry.

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Home-based (ASD) Behavior Interventionist: Support children 2-21 with autism spectrum disorders in home and community settings to develop social, communication, and adaptive skills. Position is fully supported and training is included. Applicants must have (or be in process of acquiring) bachelor’s degree. Use of own transportation required. Weekend Emergency Team Clinician: Work one weekend per month providing phone and face to face assessment, crisis intervention, and brief counseling support to Addison County residents. Master’s degree required. Must live within 30 minutes of Middlebury. Opportunity available for additional weekday, overnight, and weekday substitute shifts. Therapeutic Support Worker: Provide positive community support for transition-age youth after school. This is a community-based position which requires flexibility with hours and the ability to work effectively in a positive manner with a variety of individuals within and outside the agency. Bachelor’s degree required. 1-2 years of experience preferred. Use of own vehicle as well as a good driving record is required.

▪ We are looking for a full-time Staff Psychologist with a doctoral degree in clinical psychology for the Cancer Center. Licensed as a psychologist-doctorate in the State of Vermont.

▪ A minimum of 3 years’ experience delivering psychotherapy to adults and families. Training and experience in the use of empirically supported interventions is highly desirable. Previous experience in medical psychology and psycho-oncology preferred.

▪ We offer competitive pay and great benefits, including 403b and tuition reimbursement.

UVMHealth.org/MedCenterJobs Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, national origin, disability, or protected veteran status.

Crisis Stabilization Substitute: Assist in staffing residential crisis support program for adults coping with life disrupting mental health conditions. Bachelor’s degree and experience in residential or community support work in the mental health field, and an understanding of recovery oriented approaches for coping with major mental health conditions.

FOSTER FAMILY

Foster family needed for a period of 18-24 months for a 10 year-old girl in our community who loves arts, crafts and animals. The child and family of origin are working toward reunification. Caregiver(s) needs to have patience and ability to self-regulate while providing structure, consistency and nurturing. Ideal home will not have same aged children. Family will receive support, training, respite and a generous monthly reimbursement. Contact Marilynn Lang at 388-6751.

For more information and to apply online, please visit www.csac-vt.org or contact Rachael at 388-6751.


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Waitsfield and Champlain Valley Telecom, a Vermont based telecommunications solutions provider, is seeking a motivated individual to join our accounting team:

STAFF ACCOUNTANT

Responsible for coordinating all aspects of account payables and receivables, general ledger input, budget reports and handling of cash disbursements. Ability to maintain accurate and reconciled records in a timely manner as part of a team environment is a must. Qualified applicant must possess an Associate’s Degree in Accounting or Business Administration and one to two years’ related accounting work experience, or an equivalent combination of accounting education and experience. Strong interpersonal communication skills, ability to work independently and in a team environment, as well as proficiency in Microsoft Excel required.

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Full-time Deli staff Union Jack’s, an independent locally owned restaurant, is looking for dynamic fulland part-time deli staff to join the team. Must thrive in a fast-paced environment and have excellent customer service skills. Experience preferred, but will train the right person. Competitive pay plus tips and free food!

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Capitol Campaign Manager The Vermont Association of Snow Travelers (VAST) is currently converting the Lamoille Valley Rail Trail (LVRT) into a four-season recreation destination. With a partnership with the VT Agency of Transportation we are launching a capitol campaign. We are looking to hire a part-time (under 32 hours a week) two-year position of Capitol Campaign Manager to begin in May of 2016. This position requires a high level of success in fundraising, marketing, sales and presentation skills. The perfect candidate will be passionate, goal driven, professional and articulate. This position also requires some knowledge of possible donors as individuals and corporations. A part of this position will be paid hourly and another in commission. Some of this position will require presentations, event planning, donor asks and working with a committee. This position will report directly to the executive director of VAST. A full proposal for this position is required to apply which includes a cover letter or letter of intent and a resume that outlines prior success, as well as three professional references. Proposals much be to VAST no later than 4pm on April 29, 2016. You can email it to cindy@vtvast.org, or mail to VAST, 26 VAST Lane, Barre, VT 05641.

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Speech Language Pathologist Wake Robin, Vermont’s premier retirement community, seeks a part-time Speech Therapist with a strong desire to work with seniors. In addition to a vibrant independent living community, Wake Robin provides a high quality residential and long-term care environment, including a full complement of rehabilitation services Our SLP works with a team of licensed nurses and therapists, to provide treatments and programs that promote the independence and wellbeing of our residents. Our candidate will hold a CCCSLP and will be licensed to practice in the State of Vermont. The candidate will have at least 3-years’ experience developing programs and individual treatment plans specifically for the geriatric population. We seek an innovative thinker who appreciates resident-centered treatment methodology in a home-like atmosphere. Applicants with no cover letter will not be considered. Interested candidates please email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to: HR, (802) 264-5146. WAKE ROBIN IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER.

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Apartment Cleaners/ Turnover Crew: Looking for hardworking, responsible individuals to staff our busy spring/summer season. Duties include cleaning appliances, bathrooms, lights and fans, washing windows and screens, shampooing carpets and ALL other facets of cleaning. Some work requires heavy lifting and being on a platform staging. Fast-paced team effort with high standards of cleanliness. Full-time temporary employment usually runs through October. Monday through Friday 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Energetic individuals should apply in person at 20 West Canal Street, Winooski.

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Leasing Professional MA based Real Estate Management Company is seeking qualified and experienced leasing professional for a full-time position. uties include but are not limited to marketing 1 apartments, preparing written materials; advertising on social media sites and online sources and doing property tours. Administrative duties include answering telephones, greeting visitors, processing work orders, preparing monthly newsletter, purchasing of office supplies, handling incoming mail, filing, and general administrative tasks. Position is hours a week; working Saturdays is a requirement and must be able to work two evenings until p.m.

Laplante's Plumbing & Heating is hiring a

PLUMBING & HEATING TECHNICIAN. Must have valid drivers license, professional licenses preferredgas, plumbing, oil certification. Experience in the trade is required.

If you are interested in applying for the position please fax or e-mail resume to 655-181 or dfinnigan@hallkeen.com

Pay compensated with experience. Vehicle provided. for more details.

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Full Time Line Cook and Part Time Dishwasher

We offer competitive wages, benefits and a challenging environment. Apply online at farrellvending.com or in person at:

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Data Manager On behalf of the Chittenden County Opiate Alliance Steering Committee, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission (CCRPC) is seeking to hire a fulltime data manager to help reduce the burden of opiate use disorders in Chittenden County. The data manager will compile and coordinate data across agencies and existing systems to: inform cross-sector decision making; break down barriers; and, provide timely and accurate information to implement effective tactics and strategies to meaningfully reduce the burden of opiate abuse. The Chittenden County Opiate Alliance is a unique commitment from state, local government, and nonprofit leaders to put forth a comprehensive mutually reinforcing approach to reducing opioid abuse and the ancillary burdens they bring to our community. 3:04 PM The

Excellent pay. (Approx. 8-15 hours/week) 1-3 days a week. 8:00-4:30 p.m. Potential for more hours. Flexible scheduling. Will train. We provide training and supplies. ecolisticcleaning.com/ employment/ or lori@ecolisticcleaning.com or 238-0293.

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Must possess mechanical skills and be willing to learn various levels of repair. You must have a clean driving record.

Chittenden County Opiate Alliance

Full Time Line Cook and Part Time Dishwasher needed for fast paced restaurant. Pay based on experience. Open Tuesday thru Saturday 11-9. Apply in person at Ladder 1 Grill in Barre, Vermont, or send resume to vab05679@gmail.com

4/8/16 Ecolistic Cleaning is HIRING! We are a natural house & office cleaning company seeking a part-time Natural Cleaning Specialist

Entry-level position for a motivated individual for installation of vending equipment. Experience with vending equipment preferred, but willing to train the right candidate.

Farrell Vending Services 405 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401.

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EQUIPMENT MOVER

ideal candidate is a motivated individual who has a strong interest in addressing the opiate issue and has knowledge and skills in data management and systems. The person should have experience working with a variety of data analysis tools and be able to effectively communicate technical material to less technical audiences. The individual selected must be a self-starter, able to work both independently and with others, and stick to deadlines. See the full job description at.ccrpcvt.org/about-us/ news/jobs. CCRPC is the regional planning agency for the Burlington, VT region that is providing backbone support to the Chittenden County Opiate Alliance. Please send a letter of interest and resume (with references and contact information) by 9 am, Monday, April 25, 2016 to Charlie Baker, Executive Director at: cbaker@ccrpcvt.org. No phone calls please. Applicants should be available for an interview.

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CCRPC IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER.

Now hiring

Correctional Officers At Chittenden Regional Correctional Facility in South Burlington

We’re seeking career-oriented individuals interested in the fields of

Criminal Justice, Social Services, Law Enforcement, Management Submit an application today at www.careers.vermont.gov

Reference Job ID numbers #618751 Full time and 618736 Temporary

CRCF is the state’s only correctional facility for female offenders. CRCF is a 172 bed, progressive correctional facility primarily for women. Staff provides services through an interdisciplinary team approach to meet the needs of the inmates and keep the community safe. The Department of Corrections has excellent advancement opportunities for Correctional Officers that can lead to supervisory or casework positions. The Department of Corrections is one of the largest departments in state government and offers excellent benefits. For more information, visit our website at http://corrections. vermont.gov/, or email jennifer.sprafke@vermont.gov.

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Ambulatory LPN

WEATHERIZATION CREW CHIEF WAITSFIELD

▪ We are looking for a few great LPNs who are passionate about

Immediate, full-time opening, for a person to join our crew performing weatherization and related work in and around the Mad River Valley area.

providing care that puts the patient first.

▪ Work at one of our ambulatory, patient-centered medical homes and become part of a culture that works with patients as partners. We have full-time openings in Berlin, Colchester and Essex.

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Medical/dental, health savings plan, 401(k), vacation, life insurance and Hilton travel discounts with full-time employment.

MAINTENANCE TECHNICIAN

Primary Care or Family Medicine strongly preferred. Must have excellent customer service skills.

▪ Competitive pay, flexible day schedule and great benefits (including tuition reimbursement).

UVMHealth.org/MedCenterJobs Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, national origin, disability, or protected veteran status.

Email (only) a resume or a comprehensive description of how you meet these requirements to bpsofvt@gmail.com including work history and any relevant training or education. All replies will be kept confidential. For full job description go to: http://bit.ly/1SzuzJi

Systems Administrator

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The Computing and Technology Services department at SUNY Potsdam invites on-line applications for a full-time, Systems Administrator to join our Host Services team. Successful candidate joins a group responsible for overall management and security of Windows and Linux server infrastructure and applications in support of SUNY Potsdam’s academic and business needs and reports to the Host Services Manager. Incumbent shares responsibility for setup, configuration, monitoring, tuning, trouble-shooting, and security of systems and servers both physical and virtual; installation, upgrades, and patching of operating systems and software; incident resolution; documentation of configurations and changes; continuous improvement of services; and continuing professional advancement. Candidate is expected to work collaboratively with several teams of technical staff to provide support to the college’s server infrastructure. Occasional evening/weekend work is required, as well as shared responsibility for response to critical service outages.

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Green Mountain Transit

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Seeks a Mechanic in their Burlington Location

MECHANIC

Green Mountain Transit, the sole transit authority in the State of Vermont, is seeking to hire a career – focused mechanic. Our team of mechanics perform preventative and corrective maintenance, keeping our community moving. 5:45 PM GMT is looking to add an experienced mechanic with his or her own tools, preferably heavy – duty diesel experience and a CDL (we are willing to train the right candidate), with the desire to continue in your professional development. Our mission is rooted in ensuring a safe, stable, and comfortable (air conditioned shop) work environment for our employees and providing safe, convenient, accessible, innovative, and sustainable public transportation for our community. Compensation is based on experience, paired with a generous benefits package. Mechanics receive an annual tool allowance and GMT provides uniforms and safety shoes. We are proud to serve our community, work alongside colleagues with over thirty - five years of experience at GMT, learn from each other, and continue to grow as an organization and community asset. GMT is offering a $500 sign-on bonus. Apply to join our team today!

To apply for this position, please download an application from cctaride.org. Submit with a cover letter and resume, in one of the following ways (no calls, please): • Via email to: jobs@cctaride.org • Via fax to (802) 864-5564, Attn: HR • Via mail to: 15 Industrial Parkway, Burlington, VT 05401, Attn: HR.

Required Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science or related field; ability to work independently and also collaboratively within and across teams; excellent planning, communication, and problem solving skills; ability to prioritize multiple tasks; a strong commitment to customer service; and demonstrated ability to learn new technologies and skillsets. Experience with the following technologies preferred: VMware vSphere environment and architecture (versions 5 or 6), Active Directory and Group Policy, Powershell, Perl, bash, or other scripting languages, Dell EqualLogic or Compellant storage products, Systems automation such as Ansible, Microsoft Exchange and ADFS. Relevant professional certifications and prior experience in higher education are also desirable.

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Last Friday evening, about 15 people crowded around the bar at Williston’s new GOODWATER BREWERY. Every stool was taken. Goodwater is the project of longtime Williston homebrewer MARTY BONNEAU and his nephew, CHRIS CAPETZ, who relocated with his family to Chittenden County from St. Petersburg, Fla., for Goodwater. Their beer hit the market almost two months ago, and it has sold fast. “We’re having a hard time keeping up,” Bonneau said. Goodwater brews are available at locations such as the BEARDED FROG in Shelburne and FINNIGAN’S PUB in Burlington and flow as far east as St. Johnsbury. The tasting room at 740 Marshall Avenue will be open weekly from Wednesday through

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oak and making barrels of it before that.” The distiller says you can taste the difference. Because of Vermont’s climate, trees grow more slowly here than in oak-rich regions farther south. Compared with southern wood, Vermont’s has a tighter grain and carries more wood sugar, which gives the liquor a sweeter flavor and reduces tannins and green astringency. “We’re getting more sweetness on the tongue, rather than the much more masculine flavor that you’d get from that wider-pore oak,” Christensen says. With positive results from the pilot run, Caledonia Spirits has commissioned dozens of full-size 30-gallon barrels to store gin and other spirits. “We have a total of 25,000 board feet,” Christensen says. “Most of that’s been aging for more than a year, so we’re kind of pressing ‘go’ on the project.”

Sunday. Guests can sample Goodwater’s four brews: Sweet Winter Brown; Hoppy Side of Pale; Proper Mild, an English-style beer; and InspiRED, an Irish-style red ale. With winter officially over, kölsch will soon replace the Sweet Winter Brown in the taps, Bonneau said. Bonneau has yet to work out décor, he noted, pointing at the room’s barren gray walls. Another detail: stools, which Bonneau and Capetz realized they had forgotten to order just days before opening. (On Friday night, the guests sat on stools the owners had borrowed from a friend.) Extra tables, too, are still on their way. Bonneau pointed out space he’s reserved for more tanks, then gestured to a corner where he plans to install canning equipment this summer. With the Goodwater flowing, he’s all set for expansion.

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In need of serious joe or a place to lounge? Drop by Mocha Joe’s Roasting in downtown Brattleboro. This cozy coffee shop offers quick, knowledgeable service and everything from flat whites to mochas to red eyes. Mocha Joe’s roasts its own beans, and the result is full-bodied, well-rounded java. Grab some to go, or munch on pastries in a space filled with art and loaded bookshelves. It’s perfect for relaxing and deciding where to go next.

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Inside the wood-lined tasting room, the brewers carved out a gorgeous L-shaped bar. There, visitors can sample the day’s drafts, which generally number about a dozen, described by Gagné’s zippy (and highly informative) patter. As one might expect of a brewery that makes beers called Jolly Abbot, Dizzy Vicar and Silly Friar, this is an ebullient place to set your afternoon aflight with tiny tasting pours, served in sets of four.

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“I love you,” said the coffee mug, which actually held steaming, palegreen yerba maté. The words weren’t spoken but were glazed into the base of the stoneware vessel in willowy script. If Brattleboro offers Vermont’s “welcome” sign, Superfresh! Organic Café is the community meeting room that helps newcomers get acclimated. A wall of notices offers doula training, dance classes and CSA shares. Beneath the soaring, pressedtin ceilings, arched windows overlook Whetstone Brook Falls. Behind the counter, chattering ladies pour chaga shots or cure-all “fire cider.” They cold-press raw fruits, herbs and vegetables into foaming glasses of juicy bliss. Without being preachy, the menu at Superfresh! takes a “food as medicine” approach, treating diet as the basis for all health. Folks with dietary restrictions can have free range here: The menu is vegetarian (and vegan, except for a little honey and bee pollen) and free of gluten, soy and peanuts. Most everything is organic and GMO-free. Your hash-browns breakfast with greens? Its seasonal veggies probably came from a tiny local farm. At lunch, you can rest assured that everything in

your nondairy quesadilla — from nut cheese to kimchi — was made in-house. Or you can visit Superfresh! between meals and sip tiny, energizing cups of teas and tonics, tap on your computer, and soak in the view and good vibes for hours.

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When Christophe Gagné and Avery Schwenk opened Hermit Thrush Brewery in November 2014, they weren’t interested in owning some cookie-cutter Vermont brewery. Rather than pump out hoppy ales and booming stouts, Gagné and Schwenk would specialize in sour beers — low-ABV, Belgian-inspired ones that are tart on the tongue, delicate in flavor. Their beers would ferment in oak barrels and age for months, maybe years. It was a long-view plan, and risky: Was there really a market for that many sour beers? Hermit Thrush was the first (and remains the only) Vermont brewery to go all-in on these unusual styles. In the ensuing year and a half, the brewers’ gamble paid off. They quadrupled producThe Porch Too tion, expanded into an adjacent space and became one of Vermont’s most talked-about new breweries. Beer geeks oohed and aahed at their lipsmacking, notso-hoppy suds, which include pale, bright sips such as the apple-tinged flagship Brattlebeer and the Deep Woods, a piney black ale with plenty of funk.

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Cai’s Dim Sum Teahouse and Catering, C X Silver Gallery, 814 Western Avenue, 257-7898, dimsumvt.com

As Route 9 winds west out of town, it passes through a gracious Victorian neighborhood. A sign outside the sprawling gray house at 814 Western Avenue reads “C X Silver Gallery.” Below that: “Dim Sum.” Inside, Adam and Cai Xi (pronounced “tsai-shee”) Silver, a quirky pair of empty nesters, serve serious Sichuan dim sum in their downstairs art gallery. It’s available daily by reservation only, except during monthly Sunday buffets. Cai Xi is a native of Chongqing, China, where she met Adam 30-odd years ago. Her cooking is perhaps the best, most authentic Sichuan-style Chinese food available anywhere in Vermont. It’s a feast worth lingering over, so go early and bring an appetite and as many friends as you can find. With all but a few dishes priced at $5 to $15 and portioned for a crowd, you’ll need help if you want to try more than a few. And you choose your dishes when you reserve your table, so there’s no backtracking once the food starts coming. Maybe you’ll begin with a steaming bowl of glassy yam noodles in delicate chicken broth, floating with crisp julienned veggies, chicken and tofu. It could be the antidote to a too-cold, not-quitespring day. Or perhaps you’ll try a tangle of dan dan noodles studded with mouthnumbing Sichuan peppercorns. (Silver can make everything on a spectrum of spice to accommodate tamer palates.) The dish also features crunchy whole peanuts and cashews, scallions, herbs, dried cranberries, and ribboned raw carrots that add enough sweetness to soothe the burn. Then, maybe a bamboo basket of Cai Xi’s xiao long bao dumplings. The paper-thin porky pouches are divine and excellent warm-ups for the fillets of fish that came next, smothered in scorching red chile sauce with peanuts and green onions.


food+drink All the while, the Silvers are wonderful hosts — happy to discuss the food, their history, their adopted hometown or the art on the walls. Show any interest, and Adam will usher you upstairs for a journey through his wife’s work. It’s a stunning collection of paintings, drawings and textiles that spans a life lived between cultures on two continents. The experience is a feast for many senses — and if you go early enough, you’ll have time to grab a nightcap back in town. — H.P.E.

Nightcap With a View Whetstone Station Restaurant and Brewery, 36 Bridge Street, 490-2354, whetstonestation.com

Looking for a view? Stop by Whetstone Station Restaurant and Brewery, overlooking the scenic Connecticut River and New Hampshire on the other side. Snag a seat on the deck in warmer months, or, if they’re all taken, try the bar — the view is almost as good. Order a housemade beer, or grab a sampler. The guest tap list rotates, but one week in April, Maine Beer’s A Tiny Beautiful Something, two brews from Hill Farmstead Brewery, and von Trapp Brewing’s Weissbier were among the drafts. — M.H.

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Believe it or not, you’ll find some of Vermont’s best Thai food in a gasstation parking lot just east of Interstate 91. Noulieng Keopraseuth and his wife, Som, cook up Southeast Asian cuisine in their red food truck and serve it most weekdays at the Mobil station from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Originally from Laos, the Keopraseuths spent five years in a refugee camp in Ubon Ratchathani, a province in northeastern Thailand. Now their family-run business offers rices, curries and Thai noodle dishes at exceptionally affordable prices. Bring cash, because they don’t accept plastic. The Thai Fried Rice, $7, almost suffices for two meals with the addition of chicken for $1.50, which comes in tender, juicy, snow-pea-size strips. You can also add shrimp for $3.25 or tofu for $1.50. A steal at $2 per skewer, the chicken satay comes with a peanut sauce that is salty, sweet and smooth, with just a touch of heat. It’s perfect for driving and eating. Or, if you have time, spread out and enjoy the feast on a picnic table beside the truck.

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If you ask locals where to eat, they’ll probably mention the Porch Too, a wholesome breakfast-and-lunch joint on Putney Road. Pick from several breakfast-sandwich options, such as the Boomer Egg Sandy: eggs, mushrooms, caramelized onions, sundried tomato pesto and Gorgonzola tucked into a brioche roll. Or go a little more modern and healthy with a breakfast bowl that includes two eggs over easy, Sriracha, and roasted root vegetables such as beets, sweet potatoes and carrots. Come for lunch, and you’ll find sweet potatoes making an unusual — but exceptionally effective — appearance in a quesadilla. A perfectly toasted flour tortilla is layered with thin slices of sweet potato, cheddar, arugula, caramelized onions and avocado. It comes with sour cream and salsa, but they aren’t necessary; this guy packs a lot of flavor. The lunch menu includes several more quesadillas, salads and sandwiches, including a grilled PB&J.

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‘PERENNIAL EDIBLES FOR YARD AND GARDEN’: Green thumbs get the dirt on yearly food-producing plants. City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $5-10; preregister; limited space. Info, 861-9757.

art

LIFE DRAWING: Artists put pencil to paper with a live model as their muse. Bring personal materials. The Front, Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $10. Info, 839-5349.

community

MEN’S GROUP: A positive environment promotes socializing and involvement in senior center activities. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-2518. PUBLIC HEARING: Citizens give feedback on changes to the Chittenden Solid Waste District Solid Waste Management Ordinance. CSWD Administrative Office, Williston, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 872-8100, ext. 222. PUBLIC INFORMATION SESSION: Locals listen in on the initiation of a study on the feasibility of a commuter train between Montpelier and St. Albans. Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 828-2657.

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VERMONT TOURISM SUMMIT: A gathering of industry professionals features presentations, workshops and keynoters Eric Baker and Moira McCarthy. See vttourismsummit.org for details. Killington Grand Resort Hotel, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. $10-275. Info, 865-5202.

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KNITTERS & NEEDLEWORKERS: Crafters convene for creative fun. Colchester Meeting House, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

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DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: Beginners are welcome at a groove session inspired by infectious beats. Swan Dojo, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 540-8300. JEH KULU DANCE AND DRUM THEATER DANCER AUDITIONS: Hoofers experienced in West African steps show their chops for the chance to join the Burlington troupe. North End Studios, Burlington, 7:30-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 859-1802. ‘LOOKING OUT, SEEING IN’: Middlebury College choreographer in residence Maree ReMalia and collaborators create work in the moment while audience members watch from outside. Greenhouse, Warner Hall, Middlebury College, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: Healthy donors give the gift of life. Green Mountain College, Poultney, noon-5 p.m. Catalyst Church on Raceway, Jericho, 12:30-5:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 800-733-2767. APRIL IN WOODSTOCK: Area residents welcome spring with an array of art, music, theater and literary events. See aprilinwoodstock.org for details. Various Woodstock locations. Prices vary. Info, info@aprilinwoodstock.org. CAREER SERVICES: A Community College of Vermont job-hunt helper assists employment seekers with everything from résumé writing to online applications. Winooski Memorial Library, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424. CATWALK FOR WATER: Music, fashion and hair with flair drive this benefit for environmental organizations. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 540-0406. TECH HELP WITH CLIF: Folks develop skill sets applicable to smartphones, tablets and other gadgets. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, noon-1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-6955.

film

‘THE ARMOR OF LIGHT’: A 2015 documentary follows an evangelical minister who takes aim at gun violence in America. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600. ‘JERUSALEM’: Large-format aerial shots take viewers on a virtual tour of the ancient city’s iconic sites. Northfield Savings Bank Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, noon & 2 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $10.50-13.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

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COMMUNITY SUPPER: Friends and neighbors connect over a scrumptious spread. Feel free to bring a dessert to share. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 300.

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BRIDGE CLUB: Strategic players have fun with the popular card game. Burlington Bridge Club, Williston, 9:15 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $6. Info, 872-5722. TEEN & ADULT DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Quick thinkers 14 and up rely on invented personas to face challenges and defeat enemies. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 5:30-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, jmuse@colchestervt.gov.

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Maria Schneider’s musical style doesn’t fit neatly into any one box. As one of just a handful of composers to snatch up Grammy Awards in both jazz and classical categories — including one this year for her collaboration with the late David Bowie — Schneider straddles genres with ease. The Minnesota-born songsmith’s versatility shines in the pieces she pens for her big-band orchestra, which the Guardian hails for its “slow-burn buildups, sensitive improvising, and richly layered brass and reeds.” Schneider and company hit all the right notes in two area concerts, charming jazz buffs and classical connoisseurs alike.

MARIA SCHNEIDER ORCHESTRA Tuesday, April 19, 7 p.m., at Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. $17-50. Info, 603-646-2422. hop.dartmouth.edu. Wednesday, April 20, 7:30 p.m., at Flynn MainStage in Burlington. $15-48. Info, 863-5966. flynntix.org


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CONTEMPORARY COLLABORATION Musical and metrical compositions go hand-in-hand in the Vermont Contemporary Music Ensemble’s fifth annual Poetry & Music concert, “What I Mean by Rooted Is Web.” Under artistic direction from Steven Klimowski, the group, committed to showcasing 20th- and 21st-century chamber works, collaborates with Green Mountain State wordsmith

Jody Gladding in a unique marriage of melody and meter. The program features electronically modified spoken word alongside music created by bass clarinet, cello, harp and voice in response to Gladding’s verse. “This poetry is impossible to adequately describe,” writes Klimowski in a letter to supporters, “but I find it fascinating and brilliantly effective.”

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VERMONT CONTEMPORARY MUSIC ENSEMBLE Friday, April 15, 7:30 p.m., at United Church of Montpelier. $5-25. Saturday, April 16, 7:30 p.m., at Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, in Burlington. $5-25. Info, 849-6900. vcme.org

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For the high school students at the center of Lauren Gunderson’s award-winning play I and You, a great book inspires an even greater friendship. Weathered copy of Walt Whitman’s Leaves of Grass in hand, handsome and athletic Anthony recruits brainy-but-bedridden Caroline for last-minute help on a homework assignment. Over the course of the project, the duo discovers something deeper that has brought them together. Directed by Cathy Hurst, actors Victoria Fearn and Jabari Matthew step into the spotlight in Vermont Stage’s production of this touching, two-character drama that the Washington Post calls “sharp and funny.”

Thursday, April 14, 7 p.m., at Stearns Performance Space, Johnson State College. Free. Info, 635-1408. jsc.edu

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on YouTube in early 2009, earning more than eight million views and tons of cyber support. “I don’t even know you but I’m so happy because you look so happy!” reads one comment. The musician, artist and activist, now 24, shares his story in a poignant talk that touches on transgender rights.

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Like most adolescents, Skylar Kergil explored his identity during his teen years. Unlike most adolescents, he did it in front of an online audience of millions. Kergil, raised in the Boston suburb of Acton, Mass., began documenting his transition from female to male

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ALEXANDER TECHNIQUE WORKSHOP: Katie Back teaches ways to move correctly so as to prevent injury and better perform daily activities. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 5:307:30 p.m. $8-10; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202. DANCE-BASED CONDITIONING: Melissa Ham-Ellis leads a series of stretching and strengthening movements. No dance experience is required. Fusion 802 Dance, South Burlington, 7:15-8:15 p.m. $15. Info, 444-0100. EPIC MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: Guided practice and group conversation with Yushin Sola cultivate well-being. Railyard Apothecary, Burlington, 7:308:30 p.m. $14. Info, 299-9531.

KIDS’ OPEN GYM: Physical fitness is disguised as fun for children ages 6 to 10. Church of the Nazarene, Williston, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-8591. LEGO CLUB: Youngsters ages 6 and up snap together snazzy structures. Fairfax Community Library, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420. NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK: Tykes and teens who sign up for a library card are rewarded with a free book. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. ONE-ON-ONE TUTORING: First through sixth graders get extra help in reading, math and science. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660. READ TO A DOG: Book hounds ages 5 through 10 settle in with a good story and a furry friend. Fairfax Community Library, 3:15-4:15 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420. STORY TIME & PLAYGROUP: Engrossing plots unfold into projects for young ‘uns up to age 6 and their grown-ups. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

‘FOOD AS MEDICINE: YOUR FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE’: Healthy eating equals healthy bodies in a workshop with Shona R. MacDougall. Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. $10-12. Info, 224-7100.

STORY TIME FOR 3TO 5-YEAR-OLDS: Preschoolers stretch their reading skills through activities involving puppets and books. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1010:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

INSIGHT MEDITATION: Attendees deepen their understanding of Buddhist principles and practices. Wellspring Mental Health and Wellness Center, Hardwick, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6694.

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MINDFUL WORKWEEKS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEDITATION: Give your brain a break at a midweek “om” session followed by tea and conversation. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 7-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 633-4136. MINDFULNESS CLASS: Dogma-free meditative techniques lead to peace, joy and freedom. Exquisite Mind Studio, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $5-20. Info, 735-2265. MORNING FLOW YOGA: Greet the day with a grounding and energizing class for all levels. The Wellness Collective, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $10. Info, 540-0186. NIA WITH LINDA: Eclectic music and movements drawn from healing, martial and dance arts propel an animated, barefoot workout. South End Studio, Burlington, 8:30-9:30 a.m. $14; free for first-timers. Info, 372-1721. RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: A stretching session for all ability levels builds physical and mental strength to support healing. Turning Point Center, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 861-3150. R.I.P.P.E.D.: Resistance, intervals, power, plyometrics, endurance and diet define this high-intensity physical-fitness program. North End Studio B, Burlington, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243. TREAD & SHRED: Active bodies take to treadmills and elliptical machines for a motivating group workout. Your Personal Best Fitness, South Burlington, 6-6:45 p.m. $15. Info, 658-1616. ZUMBA: Lively Latin rhythms fuel this dancefitness phenomenon for all experience levels. Vergennes Opera House, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 349-0026.

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KIDS’ DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Experienced and novice players take on challenges to defeat enemies in this pen-and-paper role-playing game. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, jmuse@colchestervt.gov.

TODDLER TIME: Puzzles, puppets, stories and art supplies entertain tots ages 4 and under. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

YOUNG WRITERS & STORYTELLERS: Kindergarteners through third graders practice crafting narratives. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

language

BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: Students build a foundation in reading, speaking and writing. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov. BEGINNER RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Language lovers learn the basics of the Eastern Slavic tongue. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-6:45 p.m. Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov. INTERMEDIATE RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Speakers fine-tune their skills. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:45-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, reference@ burlingtonvt.gov. INTERMEDIATE-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Pupils improve their speaking and grammar mastery. Private residence, Burlington, 6 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757. INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: Participants take communication to the next level. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

music

FIDDLE JAM: Acoustic players catch up at a bowand-string session. Godnick Adult Center, Rutland, 7:15-9:15 p.m. Donations. Info, 775-1182. STUDENT PERFORMANCE RECITAL II: Pieces by Johann Pachelbel, Hoagy Carmichael and other composers find eager ears. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. TURNMUSIC: The Farmers Night Concert Series continues with the Waterbury ensemble that puts a contemporary spin on classical chamber music. House Chamber, Vermont Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-2228.

politics

PROGRESSIVE PARTY HAPPY HOUR: Politically active individuals discuss local issues over drinks. Three Needs Brewery & Taproom, Burlington, 5:308 p.m. Free. Info, btvprogressiveparty@gmail.com.

seminars

CLASS SIT-IN WEEK: Prospective students sample a variety of CCV seminars. Call for details. Community College of Vermont, St. Albans. Free; preregister. Info, 524-6541. LUNCH & LEARN: HUMAN SPACES: Attendees take notes on the health and productivity benefits of biophilic design. Hinge, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 923-3088.

sports

RUN WITH THE HASH: Beer hounds of legal age earn sips with an invigorating jog. See burlingtonhash.com for details. Burlington City Hall Park, 6:30-9 p.m. $5; free for first-timers. Info, roscoepcsbh3@gmail.com. WOMEN’S PICKUP BASKETBALL: Drive to the hoop! Ladies dribble up and down the court during an evening of friendly competition. See meetup. com for details. Lyman C. Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 8-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, carmengeorgevt@gmail.com.

talks

ELIZABETH MORRISON: Thomas Merton, a Catholic monk who engaged in Buddhism, is at the center of the special First Wednesdays series talk “Merton, Meditation and More: Buddhism in the West.” Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. HELEN CHANTAL PIKE: The author sends a message about the history and development of the correspondence medium in “The Postcard Age.” St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. JESSICA LEVIN MARTINEZ: Hailing from the Harvard Art Museums, the speaker schools listeners on new spaces and strategies for teaching and learning. Room 125, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. JOHN CLERKIN: Hartford’s former town manager is the subject of “Remembering Ralph Lehman.” Greater Hartford United Church of Christ, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 296-3132. ‘LIGHTEN UP’! COMMUNITY CONVERSATION SERIES: Fran Stoddard moderates a discussion between artist Rae Harrell, sound healer Melinda Kinzie and tai chi practitioner Ernie Pomerleau, who consider the topic “Revealing the Light Within.” All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 6:30-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 985-3819. LIZZY POPE: “Understanding Our Irrationality to Improve Our Health Decisions” reveals how good intentions can translate into measurable actions toward a salubrious existence. Great Room, Shelburne Bay Senior Living Community, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 923-2513. NANCY SOMERS: In “Aging Gracefully Can Be Your Reality,” the wellness coach presents pointers for maintaining a healthy body and brain. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. PAUL GILLIES: The historian covers ground in “The Magic and Mystery of Ancient Roads.” Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 462-3581. PETER J. WALLISON: In “Hidden in Plain Sight,” the lawyer contests the conventional belief that the 2008 financial crisis was caused by Wall Street greed. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 12:45 p.m. Free. Info, ivanzdravkovic@vermontlaw.edu.

words

AL BLONDIN & ANASTASIA PRATT: The authors peel back the layers of the Onion City in their book Winooski (Images of America). Phoenix Books Burlington, 7 p.m. $3; limited space. Info, 448-3350. FICTION WORKSHOP: Readers give feedback on stories penned by Burlington Writers Workshop

members. Guest author Robin McLean leads. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104. MUD SEASON BOOK SALE: Bookworms select new reads from thousands of titles. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. OPEN MIC: Poets of all generations recite original works. Kimball Public Library, Randolph, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 728-5073. POEMCITY: LELAND KINSEY: The local wordsmith shares stanzas from Galvanized: New and Selected Poems. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. UU BOOK CLUB: Jeffrey Lent’s A Slant of Light captivates avid readers. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Plattsburgh, N.Y., 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-561-6920. VETERANS BOOK GROUP: Those who have served in a combat connect over reading materials. White River Junction VA Medical Center, 5-6:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 295-9363, ext. 5417.

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BRANCH OUT BURLINGTON! TREE KEEPER TRAINING: Arborist Warren Spinner and Elise Schadler get to the root of planting, caring for and pruning leaf-and-trunk varieties. Parks and Recreation Department Building, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 355-6874.

art

OPEN STUDIO: Creatives meet new friends and make art in a community setting. Expressive Arts Burlington, noon-2 p.m. $15. Info, 862-5302.

business

‘HOW TO ATTRACT AFFLUENT CLIENTS IN YOUR BIZ SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORK SO HARD AND HAVE GREAT WORK/LIFE BALANCE’: Friends and colleagues bank tips for attracting big spenders. Private residence, Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. Free; nonperishable food donations are accepted. Info, 864-2978.

community

PUBLIC INFORMATION SESSION: See WED.13, Burlington City Hall Auditorium.

conferences

VERMONT TOURISM SUMMIT: See WED.13, 8 a.m.-3 p.m.

dance

COMPANHIA URBANA DE DANÇA: Dancers from Rio de Janeiro fuse street, hip-hop, samba, capoeira and contemporary styles to spin stories in motion. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15-44. Info, 863-5966.

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APRIL IN WOODSTOCK: See WED.13. CAREER SERVICES: See WED.13. DANCE, PAINT, WRITE: Adults and teens reboot mind, body and spirit with guided movement followed by a creative session set to music. Expressive Arts Burlington, 10-11:45 a.m. $20; free for firsttimers. Info, 343-8172. SPRING BLOOMS! FASHION SHOW & DINNER: Local celebrities and Visiting Nurse Association members model threads from area businesses at a benefit for the VNA Family Room. Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 4:30-6:30 p.m. $40-65. Info, 860-4435. TROPICAL FISH CLUB MONTHLY MEETING: Speakers ranging from local hobbyists to nationally known aquarium aficionados share their expertise. Essex Junction VFW Post, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-8716.


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‘JERUSALEM’: See WED.13. ‘LOOPER’: The past comes full circle in this timetraveling action flick starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce Willis. Livak Room, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, pre-film lecture, 6 p.m.; film screening, 6:30 p.m. $4-10. Info, 656-4455. ‘MY FATHER’S VIETNAM: A BOOK AND FILM’: Rare photos and 8mm footage tell three soldiers’ stories in this 2015 documentary. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0406. REEL PADDLING FILM FESTIVAL: From actionpacked whitewater kayaking exploits to longdistance canoe expeditions, this cinematic celebration brings the thrill of water sports to the big screen. Outdoor Gear Exchange, Burlington, 7:30-9:45 p.m. $12-15. Info, 496-2285.

‘HANSEL AND GRETEL’: Bald Mountain Theater introduces little ones to the classic Brothers Grimm fairy tale through story, song and dance. Rochester High School, 7 p.m. $8-12. Info, 767-4800. HOMESCHOOL PROGRAMS: Students ages 6 through 8 venture into the great outdoors for nature-themed lessons. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $20; $15 per sibling; preregister. Info, jmontague@audubon.org. HOMESCHOOLERS’ GEOGRAPHY FAIR: Attendees see the world when local youngsters share information on chosen topics. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, reference@ burlingtonvt.gov. LEGO CLUB: Brightly colored interlocking blocks inspire developing minds. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

‘ROSEWATER’: Iranian forces detain and interrogate an Iranian-Canadian journalist in this 2014 drama based on a true story. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

LEGO FUN: Tinkerers in grades K and up create unique structures with geometric pieces. Kids under 5 require parental supervision. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

food & drink

NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK: See WED.13, 2-7 p.m.

COCKTAIL PARTY: Themed libations please palates at a weekly sipping session complete with shuffleboard. Stonecutter Spirits, Middlebury, noon-8 p.m. Cost of drinks; BYO food. Info, 388-3000. COMMUNITY DINNER & WINOOSKI FAMILY CENTER ART SHOW: Diners get to know their neighbors while viewing creative works by young children, inspired by the theme “Animals in Their Habitats.” O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 655-4565.

games

CHITTENDEN COUNTY CHESS CLUB: Checkmate! Strategic thinkers make calculated moves as they vie for their opponent’s king. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 324-1143.

health & fitness

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS: Twenty minutes of guided practice with Andrea O’Connor alleviate stress and tension. Tea and a discussion follow. Winooski Senior Center, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 233-1161.

PRESCHOOL MUSIC: Half-pints have fun with song and dance. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. READ TO ARCHIE THE THERAPY DOG: Bookworms join a friendly canine for entertaining tails — er, tales. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:15-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

A VERY MERRY EXHIBIT OPENING: In conjunction with Very Merry Theatre, local students in grades K through 8 usher in “Invasives: Lake Champlain’s Most Unwanted” with original plays. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m.1:30 p.m. Regular admission, $10.50-13.50; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

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O’Brien Community Center, Winooski Pre-registration is required by calling (802) 847-7222 or registering online at UVMHealth.org/MedCenterHealthsource. Check out other great classes at UVMHealth.org/MedCenterHealthsource HealthSource education programs and healthy lifestyle classes are offered by Community Health Improvement at The University of Vermont Medical Center. Many of these programs are FREE, unless otherwise noted. Please note that directions are provided upon registration. FREE parking is always available onsite for all classes.

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SKYLAR KERGIL: The transgender musician, artist, activist and YouTuber shares his story while educating listeners on transgender rights.See calender spotlight. Stearns Performance Space, Johnson State College, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 805-635-1408.

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ME2/ORCHESTRA: Smiles are in store during a classical concert in a stigma-free environment. McClure Gymnasium, Burlington, 8-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 238-8369. STOMP: Using anything but traditional drums, this troupe of eight percussionists keeps the beat with everything from brooms to hubcaps. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $44.50-54.50. Info, 775-0903.

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COURTYARD BURLINGTON HARBOR

CLASS SIT-IN WEEK: See WED.13.

CRAFTERNOON: A themed activity motivates children ages 6 and up to create. Fairfax Community Library, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

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NOT YOUR AVERAGE HOME BUYING SEMINAR: Potential proprietors learn the ins and outs of purchasing property while playing trivia for prizes. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0406.

DESCEND 9 STORIES A VIEW LIKE NO OTHER THE THRILL OF A LIFETIME

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COLCHESTER PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Captivating narratives pave the way for crafts and activities for young ‘uns ages 3 through 6. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10:30-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

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FORZA: THE SAMURAI SWORD WORKOUT: Students sculpt lean muscles and gain mental focus when using wooden replicas of the weapon. North End Studio A, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

‘NOURISH YOUR CHAKRAS’ SERIES: Lauren Fowler and Caitlin Downey lead attendees through an in-depth exploration of the body’s seven energy centers. Sangha Studio, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $20-25; preregister; limited space. Info, 448-4262.

WHEN

WORD PLAY FOR KIDS: A wide variety of verbal interactions improve language skills in 3- and 4-yearolds. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

MANDARIN CHINESE CLASS: A native speaker teaches the dialect spoken throughout northern and southwestern China. Agape Community Church, South Burlington, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 503-2037.

KIDS & ACUPUNCTURE: Kerry Jenni covers the conditions under which children can undergo the 4,000-year-old technique. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

Elizabeth Houle, MD, Ophthalmology, University of Vermont Medical Center

THURSDAY PLAY TIME: Kiddos and their caregivers convene for casual fun. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 878-4918.

DESIGN YOUR OWN PRACTICE: Yoga devotees plan a custom home routine tailored to meet individual needs. Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $16. Info, 864-9642.

KARMA KLASS: DONATION-BASED YOGA FOR A CAUSE: Active bodies hit the mat to support local nonprofits. The Wellness Collective, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Donations. Info, 540-0186.

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CORNWALL FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Interval training helps participants improve strength, agility, endurance and cardiovascular fitness. Cornwall Town Hall, 10-11 a.m. $12. Info, 343-7160.

PLAINFIELD PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Tykes ages 2 through 5 discover the magic of literature. Cutler Memorial Library, Plainfield, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 454-8504.

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UPDATING YOUR WORKPLACE SKILLS: EDUCATION & TRAINING OPTIONS: Those looking to climb the career ladder explore helpful college and training programs. Community College of Vermont, Rutland, noon-2 p.m. Free. Info, 786-6996.

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‘COFFEE AND CONVERSATION: SEXUAL ASSAULT IN RUTLAND COUNTY’: An overview of offenses within the county sets the stage for a panel discussion on current and future prevention efforts. Franklin Conference Center, Rutland, 8-9:30 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 775-6788. DIEGO MATTOS-VAZUALDO: The Saint Michael’s College faculty member captivates audience members with “Building Imaginaries in the Line of Fire: Bolivian Identity in Three War Diaries.” Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2000. ERIN HURLEY: English-language theater in Québec’s eastern townships takes center stage in the 2016 Distinguished Fulbright Chair in Québec Studies Lecture. Krinovitz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 2 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-2384. ILAMAE LUND: Attendees get a behind-the-scenes look at the author’s approach to writing her new book, The Spoonholder. Richmond Free Library, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3036. JAY PARINI: Lights, camera, action! In “The Writer and the Movies,” the Vermont author gives a frameby-frame account of his experience with Hollywood and its adaptations of his works. Champlain Valley Unitarian Universalist Society, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2117. LUNCH & LEARN: The criminologist commands attention with “Murder, She Taught: An Introduction to Multicide.” Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, noon. Donations. Info, 863-4214. NANCY MARIE BROWN: Folklore and pagan legends come to light in “Myths of the Vikings.” Jewish Community of Greater Stowe, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-1800. STORYCRAFT: ‘RECORDING LIFE’: “Rumble Strip Vermont” podcast host Erica Heilman sounds off on her strategies for interviewing and recording. RETN, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $16. Info, 654-7980.

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NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE: An English executioner must reconsider his future when hanging is abolished in a broadcast production of Martin McDonagh’s hilarious play Hangmen. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $23. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘THE PITCHFORK DISNEY’: Following the death of their parents, two siblings spend a decade sequestered in a fantasy world in this hard-hitting play by Philip Ridley. Hepburn Zoo, Hepburn Hall, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 443-3168.

words

‘ANYTHING GOES’ POETRY SLAM WITH GEOF HEWITT: Wordsmiths bring works up to five minutes long to an all-ages event led by Vermont’s poetry slam champion. Steele Community Room. Waterbury Municipal Building, registration, 6:30 p.m.; slamming, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. FICTION BOOK GROUP: Bibliophiles break down The Songcatcher by Sharyn McCrumb. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420. JULIA SHIPLEY & ANDREW MERTON: Rhyme-andmeter maniacs perk up their ears for an evening of poetry. Phoenix Books Burlington, 7 p.m. $3. Info, 448-3350. MARCIA WELLS: Readers revel in a reception and book signing for the author’s new book Eddie Red Undercover: Doom at Grant’s Tomb. Vermont Book Shop, Middlebury, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2061. MUD SEASON BOOK SALE: See WED.13.

ONE WORLD LIBRARY PROJECT: Carver, painter and wordsmith Tim Brookes sees the writing on the wall in the program “Endangered Alphabets, Cultural Erosion and the Future of the Written Word.” Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2366. POETS PULLING PRINTS WITH MARY ELDER JACOBSEN & REUBEN JACKSON: Following a reading, rhyme-and-meter enthusiasts make mementos with the studio’s antique printing presses. May Day Studio, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free; $5 for print. Info, 229-0639. SHARON SMITH: The writer and activist takes a Marxist perspective on gender equality in Women and Socialism: Class, Race and Capital. Room 108, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 490-3875. SONGWRITING WORKSHOP: Seth Cronin guides musicians and singers in structuring original strains. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104. SPRUNG: A POETRY READING WITH POETS SHERRY OLSON & CAROL HENRIKSON: The longtime friends and writers share their gifts for verse. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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agriculture

RED WAGON PLANTS OPENING DAY COCKTAIL PARTY: Greenhouse tours give way to appetizers and themed libations at this gathering dedicated to the arrival of spring. Red Wagon Plants, Hinesburg, 6-8 p.m. Free; cash bar; preregister. Info, 482-4060.

community

FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: Senior citizens and their guests catch up over a shared meal. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, noon-1 p.m. $7-9; preregister. Info, 262-6288.

conferences

‘SEX, RACE AND EMPOWERMENT IN THE 21ST CENTURY’: Students and faculty join panelists to examine the impact of violence, services available to survivors and women’s access to heath care. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, anamcimino@vermontlaw.edu.

crafts

COLLAGE & COCKTAILS: Fueled by beverages, imaginative individuals create mixed media compositions using fabric scraps, decorative papers and found objects. ONE Arts Center, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $20-24 includes one drink. Info, oneartscollective@ gmail.com.

dance

BALLROOM & LATIN DANCING: Samir Elabd leads choreographed steps for singles and couples. See ballroomnights.com for details. Williston Jazzercise Fitness Center, introductory lesson, 7-8 p.m.; dance, 8-9:30 p.m. $8 for dance; $14 for lesson and dance. Info, 862-2269. ECSTATIC DANCE VERMONT: Jubilant movement with the Green Mountain Druid Order inspires divine connections. Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 505-8010. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Pam Bockes, Aaron Marcus, Susan Reid and Linda Young provide live music for newcomers and experienced movers alike. Elley-Long Music Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $10. Info, 881-9732. QUEEN CITY TANGO WORKSHOPS & MILONGA: Lessons for various skill levels lead to a lively social dance. See tangomango.org for details. Champlain Club, Burlington, beginners’ class, 6:30 p.m.; experienced dancers’ class, 7 p.m.; milonga, 8 p.m. Prices vary. Info, 877-6648. TANGO: Hoofers looking to master the Argentine tradition focus on their footwork in a weekly

MUSIC WITH ROBERT: Sing-alongs with Robert Resnik hit all the right notes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30-11 a.m. Free; groups must preregister. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

class. Williston Jazzercise Fitness Center, lesson, 7-8 p.m.; social dance, 8-9:30 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269.

education

NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK: See WED.13.

JOHNSON STATE COLLEGE ARTIST’S DAY: Creative types considering JSC check out campus galleries, listen to talks and meet current students and faculty. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 635-1276.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See WED.13, North Country Union High School, Newport, 8:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. ‘ANSEL AND ANSEL: POINTS OF INSPIRATION’: Personal stories and historical images make up a live program paying homage to naturalist Ansel F. Hall and photographer Ansel Adams. Green Mountain Club Headquarters, Waterbury Center, 7-9 p.m. $5-8; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 241-8327.

SONGS & STORIES WITH MATTHEW: Matthew Witten helps tykes start the day with tunes and tales of adventure. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. TEEN ADVISORY BOARD: Young adults in grades 9 through 12 cover their favorite reads from this year. Yes, there will be snacks! Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. TEEN MOVIE: Science fiction fans flock to a screening of Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

music

CHORALFEST: The College Chorale and the Cardinal Singers combine forces for a concert featuring soloists Ayrice Wilson and Darik Knudsen. Plattsburgh United Methodist Church, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $3-9. Info, 518-564-2472.

APRIL IN WOODSTOCK: See WED.13.

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KOINONIA ACADEMY CHOIR: High school singers aim to spread faith through a repertoire of choral works, American spirituals and modern compositions. Blessed Sacrament Church, Stowe, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 253-7536.

‘JERUSALEM’: See WED.13. ‘A VERMONT ROMANCE’: Bob Merrill provides a live soundtrack to this 1916 feature film, the first to be made in the Green Mountain State. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 748-2600.

RUSSELL HIRSHFIELD: The pianist tickles the ivories to works by Debussy, Alexander Scriabin, Piet Swerts and Kevin Jay Isaacs. The Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5-20. Info, 863-5966.

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RUSTIC RIDERS: A substance-free space plays host to the acoustic songwriters. The Coydogs and Tim Howl open. ROTA Gallery and Studio, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. $3-10. Info, rotagallery@gmail.com.

BINGO FUNDRAISER: Contenders cover squares and vie for cash prizes at this benefit for Rutland Youth Theatre. Godnick Adult Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 773-1822. BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.13, 9:15 a.m. FAMILY GAMES: Players compete in good-natured bouts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

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BETTER BALANCE: A cardiovascular warm-up, strength training and targeted balancing exercises combine to improve stability and confidence. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $5-6. Info, 658-7477. FITNESS FOR EVERY BODY: Strength, agility, coordination and heart-healthy exercises are modified for folks of all ability levels. Charlotte Senior Center, 9:15-10 a.m. $10. Info, 343-7160.

SPRING JAM: Music lovers dance into the season during an evening of live tunes and socializing. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 8 p.m. $5; free with Vermont Technical College ID. Info, 728-6464. STOMP: See THU.14. UVM BRASS ENSEMBLE: The 30-member group breaks out the horns for “An Night of Brass & Percussion.” UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. VERMONT CONTEMPORARY MUSIC ENSEMBLE: Poetry by Jody Gladding inspires the program “What I Mean by Rooted is Web.” See calendar spotlight. Unitarian Church of Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $5-25. Info, 849-6900. WILL OVERMAN BAND: The group’s Virginia roots ring through its amped-up folk rock sound. Squimly & the Woolens and Little Slugger open. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 9 p.m. $8-10. Info, 540-0406.

LAUGHTER YOGA: Breathe, clap, chant and giggle! Both new and experienced participants reduce stress with this playful practice. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 8884928218, ext. 300. RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.13.

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ACORN CLUB STORY TIME: Little ones up to age 4 gather for read-aloud tales. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. EARLY-BIRD MATH: Books, songs and games put a creative twist on mathematics. Richmond Free Library, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 434-3036. ‘HANSEL AND GRETEL’: See THU.14.

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VERNAL POOL WALK: Park ranger David Frisque leads nature lovers on a trek into the habitat of frogs and salamanders. Missisquoi National Wildlife Refuge, Swanton, 6-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 868-4781.

politics

BOOST BERNIE TO THE CONVENTION: Area musicians feel the Bern at a benefit concert for senator Sanders. Champlain Valley Unitarian Universalist Society, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 989-5704.

seminars

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CRC PRO HEALTH & HUMAN SERVICES: Those looking to climb the career ladder build professional skills applicable to health care positions. Community College of Vermont, Winooski, 11:45 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-0542. PLANT SPIRIT COMMUNICATION: Carmen Reyes guides green thumbs through rituals meant to foster relationships with flora. Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. $10-12. Info, 224-7100.

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EDUCATION ENRICHMENT FOR EVERYONE: Listeners perk up their ears for professor William Hart’s talk “Martin Freeman, Middlebury College and the Problem of Colonization.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 864-3516. INTERNATIONAL DARK SKY TALK: Stargazers learn about the organization dedicated to protecting the heavens for future generations. Johnson State College, 7:30-10:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-796-6948.

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‘THE FOREIGNER’: Larry Shue’s award-winning comedy, presented by Shelburne Players, has audience members in stitches. Shelburne Town Center, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $12-15. Info, 343-2602. ‘FREEDOM TRAIN’: Songs such as “Follow the Drinking Gourd” drive the story of Harriet Tubman, who helped more than 300 individuals escape slavery in the United States. Barre Opera House, 10 a.m. $7.50. Info, 476-8188. ‘ON GOLDEN POND’: A longtime couple return to their summer home in Maine in the St. Johnsbury Players production of Earnest Thompson’s comic love story. Auditorium. St. Johnsbury School, 7:30 p.m. $8-10. Info, 467-3043. PEKING ACROBATS: Live musicians accompany China’s top tumblers as they somersault and trickcycle their way across the stage. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $15-45. Info, 863-5966. ‘THE PITCHFORK DISNEY’: See THU.14, 7:30 & 10 p.m. ‘THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES’: University of Vermont students stage Eve Ensler’s episodic play about the female experience of love, sex, rape and more. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 8 p.m. $5-7. Info, 656-3272.

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FRIDAY MORNING WORKSHOP: Lit lovers analyze creative works-in-progress penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free; preregister at meetup. com; limited space. Info, 383-8104. MUD SEASON BOOK SALE: See WED.13, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.

WORD!CRAFT: EXPERIMENTAL ART RHYMES: Inspired by the theme “taxes,” wordsmiths sound off at this mashup of hip-hop and original verse. River Arts, Morrisville, sign-ups, 6:30 p.m.; program, 7 p.m. $5. Info, mcmycelium74@gmail.com.

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QUEEN CITY MEMORY CAFÉ: People with memory loss accompany their caregivers for coffee, conversation and entertainment. Thayer House, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 777-8054. SPRING VOLUNTEER WORK PARTY: Folks tackle indoor and outdoor chores to help prepare the museum for the open season. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 9 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 434-2167.

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SOULFUL COLLAGING: Participants put their dreams on paper in a workshop with artist Terri Serverence. Fairfax Community Library, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $25; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

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CONTRA DANCE: A traditional social dance comes complete with music by Atlantic Crossing and calling by Steve Zakon-Anderson. Capital City Grange, Berlin, 8-11 p.m. $5-9. Info, 249-7454. DSANTOSVT SALSA SOCIAL: From the bachata to the merengue and everything in between, dancers feel the beat at this celebration of eclectic rhythms. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 8 p.m. $5-8; for ages 18 and up. Info, 540-0406.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See WED.13, Homestead at Pillsbury, a Pillsbury Senior Community, St. Albans, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Berlin Mall, 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. APRIL IN WOODSTOCK: See WED.13. BIKE RECYCLE VERMONT SHOP WORKDAY: Novice and experienced tinkerers volunteer to help with repairs, refurbishing and other projects. Bike Recycle Vermont, Burlington, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, dan@bikerecyclevt.org. FELLOWSHIP OF THE WHEEL SPRING FUNDRAISER: Cyclists get psyched for spring mountain biking with tasty eats and live tunes by A House On Fire. A pre-event ride begins at 5:30 p.m. See fotwheel.org for details. Union Station, Burlington, 7-11 p.m. $20-25. Info, info@fotwheel. org. GENUINE JAMAICAN DINNER & DANCE HALL NIGHT: Authentic island cuisine fuels revelers who move and shake to Jamaican music spun by DJ Brad. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, dinner, 5:30-7:30 p.m.; dance, 7:30-10:30 p.m. $25 for dinner and dance; $10 for dance only. Info, 748-2600. INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY MEETING PLACE: Brainstorming leads to forming activity groups for hobbies such as flying stunt kites and playing music. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 658-0030. VOLUNTEER & STAFF APPRECIATION CELEBRATION: Tea, coffee and desserts are on hand at a party honoring those who keep the library vibrant and active. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 1:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 426-3581.

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SHEEP & SHEAR DELIGHTS: From cutting to spinning to felting, animal lovers witness wool in action. Shelburne Farms, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $5-6. Info, 985-8686.

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SIGNS OF SPRING BOOKSALE: Bibliophiles browse thousands of gently used titles. Milne Community Room, Aldrich Library, Barre, noon-5 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550.

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POEMCITY: ‘NOBODY CARES THAT YOUR DOG DIED: A MEMOIR IN POETRY WORKSHOP’: George Longenecker leads burgeoning writers in creating well-crafted poems. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 1 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 223-3338.

‘EAT MY ART OUT’: Local dancers, musicians and visual artists showcase works-in-progress in an informal setting that encourages audience feedback. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 229-4676.

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COMMUNITY MOVIE NIGHT: ‘GOD’S CLUB’: Christians and atheists debate school prayer in this 2015 drama starring Lorenzo Lamas and Stephen Baldwin. The Baptist Fellowship of Randolph, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 552-7791. ‘IDA’: On the verge of taking her vows, a young nun discovers a dark family secret in this 2013 foreignlanguage drama. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘JERUSALEM’: See WED.13.

CHOCOLATE TASTING: With the help of a tasting guide, chocoholics of all ages discover the flavor profiles of four different confections. Lake Champlain Chocolates Factory Store & Café, Burlington, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1807.

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HAM SUPPER & SILENT AUCTION: Neighbors feast on a spread of ham, roasted potatoes, baked beans, macaroni and cheese, coleslaw, veggies and dessert. Winooski United Methodist Church, 5 p.m. $5-10; preregister for takeout. Info, 343-7269. MAPLE SUGARING CELEBRATION DINNER WITH HEARTWOOD FARM: A tapping demo whets diners’ appetites for a menu showcasing Vermont’s liquid gold. Bread & Butter Farm, Shelburne, 5:309:30 p.m. $55; preregister; limited space. Info, 985-9200.

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MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.13, 8-9 a.m. R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.13, North End Studio A, Burlington, 9-10 a.m.

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CHESS CLUB: Checkmate! Players make strategic moves and vie for the opposing king. Adult supervision required for those 8 and under. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. ‘HANSEL AND GRETEL’: See THU.14, Barnard Town Hall, 2 & 7 p.m. NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK: See WED.13, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. ONE-ON-ONE TUTORING: See WED.13, 9 a.m.-2 p.m.

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RAINY DAY ARTS WORKSHOP: Kiddos embrace all things spring by making seasonally inspired mobiles and bird nests. ONE Arts Center, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. $20; $10 per sibling. Info, oneartskids@gmail.com. SATURDAY DROP-IN STORY TIME: A weekly selection of songs and narratives engages all ages. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

BARIKA: The horn-driven, Burlington-based band brings West African grooves to a lively performance as part of the MountainFolk concert series. Tunbridge Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $1520. Info, 431-3433. BELLA VOCE: Voices carry when Vermont’s women’s chorus presents an evening of song. Enosburg Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $1115. Info, 933-6171.

RASPUTITSA GRAVEL ROAD RACE: SOLD OUT. Riders spin their wheels along a 40-mile route through some of Vermont’s coldest and most barren landscapes. Kingdom Trails, East Burke. $100. Info, 673-5494. STEIN’S CHALLENGE: Ambitious athletes ski and ride as many laps as possible over four grueling hours. Sugarbush Resort, Warren, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $20. Info, 583-6300.

talks BURLINGTON C. DA |S OF PR BARBERSHOP HARMONY VIRGINIA DAVENPORT: The SY IN E T GB UR LO O SOCIETY & GREEN MOUNTAIN local author regales readers | CO MS! N ER FASHIO CHORUS: Vocalists take listeners N SHOW & DIN with tales about writing, life and on a musical journey to the Old West her books Coming Home and Vermont’s in “Harmony on the Range!” Essex High School, 2 & Liquid Gold. Bradford Public Library, 1 p.m. Free. 7:30 p.m. $4.50-30. Info, 505-9595. Info, 222-4536. GREEN MOUNTAIN YOUTH SYMPHONY: The repertheater tory, concert and senior orchestras fête the group’s 15th anniversary with favorite selections from past ‘THE FOREIGNER’: See FRI.15. seasons. Barre Opera House, 3:30 p.m. $12-15; free THE METROPOLITAN OPERA LIVE IN HD: Soprano for kids under 5; nonperishable food donations acSondra Radvanovsky lifts her voice as Queen cepted. Info, 476-8188. Elizabeth I in a broadcast production of Roberto KOINONIA ACADEMY CHOIR: See FRI.15, Most Holy Devereux. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, Name Of Jesus Parish, Morrisville, 5:30 p.m. Free. 12:55 p.m. $16-25. Info, 748-2600. Town Hall Info, 888-3318. Theater, Middlebury, preshow talk, 12:15 p.m.; show, 1 p.m. $10-24. Info, 382-9222. Loew Auditorium, PIANO MASTER CLASS: Russell Hirshfield schools Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, songsters in the subtleties of the keys. Listeners Hanover, N.H., 1 p.m. $10-29. Info, 603-646-2422. are welcome. The Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 9:15 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 864-0471. MURDER MYSTERY DINNER THEATRE: ‘PICKEN YOUR MURDER — A BLUEGRASS MYSTERY’: VERMONT CONTEMPORARY MUSIC ENSEMBLE: Whodunit? Diners fill up on a three-course meal, See FRI.15, Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing then do their best to identify the killer in an interPerforming Arts Center, Burlington. active show. North Hero House Inn & Restaurant, ZIYU SHEN: Classical connoisseurs are charmed 6:30-8:30 p.m. $69.50. Info, 372-4732. when the teen violinist takes the stage. Paramount ET

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‘WHEN THE NORTH WIND BLOWS’: A weathered trapper adapts to life among Siberian tigers in this 1974 drama shown on 16mm film. Newman Center, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Donations. Info, serious_61@yahoo.com.

VCAM ORIENTATION: Video-production hounds master basic concepts and nomenclature at an overview of VCAM facilities, policies and procedures. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 651-9692.

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‘PANDAS: THE JOURNEY HOME’: China’s blackand-white bearlike animals prepare to head to new homes around the world. Northfield Savings Bank Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m., 1 & 3:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $10.50-13.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

SPECIAL STORY TIME WITH REEVE LINDBERGH: Crafts and refreshments follow tales told by the author and daughter of aviator Charles Lindbergh. Kids and adults are welcome. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 748-8171.

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SPANISH MUSICAL PLAYGROUP: Language learners up to age 5 get together for stories, rhymes and songs en español. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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PRUNING & RESTORING OLD APPLE TREES: Patrick Sullivan of Ananda Gardens presents tips for arboreal upkeep. Elmore Roots Nursery, Wolcott, 1-4 p.m. $10. Info, 888-3305.

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ART CHURCH: Experienced artists and newbies alike deepen their reverence for the creativity within through meditation and a silent work session. Arrive 10 minutes before the start time. Expressive Arts Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. $20. Info, 862-5302.

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COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS WITH THE CENTER FOR MINDFUL LEARNING: Peaceful people gather for guided meditation and interactive discussions. Burlington Friends Meeting House, 5-7 p.m. $10. Info, assistant@centerformindfullearning.org. NEDA WALK: Locals make strides for the National Eating Disorders Association on a stroll through campus. Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $15. Info, 518-573-9270.

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ANTIQUES APPRAISAL DAY: Experts put a price on furniture, art, jewelry, military items and other attic treasures. Courtyard Marriott Middlebury, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $7 per item; $25 for four items. Info, 388-2117. APRIL IN WOODSTOCK: See WED.13.

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ECHO EARTH WEEK’S MUDFEST: See SAT.16. ROTA RECORD FAIR: Vinyl fans mingle with host Gary Peacock, who pays tribute to turntables with an evening of tunes and trivia. ROTA Gallery, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, rotagallery@ gmail.com.

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‘JERUSALEM’: See WED.13. ‘MOTHER’: Albert Brooks directs this 1996 comedy about a divorced writer who moves back in with his mom. A Q&A and discussion follow. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 6:30 p.m. $5-9. Info, 728-6464. ‘NO HAIR DAY’: Three women undergoing cancer treatment share their experiences with candor, pride and courage in this 2001 documentary. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $12-22. Info, 775-0903.

‘ON GOLDEN POND’: See FRI.15.

‘PANDAS: THE JOURNEY HOME’: See SAT.16.

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‘THE PITCHFORK DISNEY’: See THU.14, 7:30 & 10 p.m.

‘A VERMONT ROMANCE’: See FRI.15, Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 800-622-1124.

BIRD MONITORING WALK: Developing ornithologists learn the basics of identifying feathered fliers in the field. Meet at the office building, Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 7:30-9:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 434-3068. WOODCOCK WALK: Nature lovers watch the bird’s elaborate mating rituals on a sunset stroll through the Stephen Young Marsh area. Missisquoi National Wildlife Refuge, Swanton, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 868-4781.

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MARCH FOR BERNIE 2: Politically conscious folks show their support for presidential candidate Bernie Sanders at an event complete with games, voter registration, merchandise and guest speakers. Trinity Park, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 1-6 p.m. Free. Info, 518-578-3885.

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IDENTIFYING YOUR ANCESTOR USING THE FAN PRINCIPLE: Joanne provides tips for overcoming obstacles when researching different branches of one’s family tree. Vermont Genealogy Library, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester, 10:30 a.m.-noon. $5. Info, 310-9285. INTERMEDIATE EXCEL: Formula entry, formatting, freeze pane and simple plotting become second nature at a tutorial on electronic spreadsheets.

‘THE SECRET GARDEN’ AUDITIONS: Actors give it their all for parts in an adaptation of Frances Hodgson Burnett’s children’s novel, staged by North Country Community Theatre. The Dance Collective, West Lebanon, N.H., 1-5 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, ncctetc@gmail.com. ‘THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES’: See FRI.15, noon.

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FIVE COLLEGES BOOK SALE: Thousands of used, rare and out-of-print volumes delight bibliophiles at a benefit for New England collegiate scholarships. Lebanon High School, N.H., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 603-428-3311. MUD SEASON BOOK SALE: See WED.13, 10 a.m.5:30 p.m. POEMCITY: ‘IRISH PIPERS & A POET’: Emerald Isleborn penwoman Angela Patten recites selected works. Bagitos Bagel & Burrito Café, Montpelier, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. POETRY EXPERIENCE: Rajnii Eddins facilitates a poetry and spoken-word workshop aimed at building confidence and developing a love of writing. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. SIGNS OF SPRING BOOKSALE: See FRI.15, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.

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BIRD IS THE WORD: CHICKEN BREAKDOWN 101: From deboning to boiling stock, home cooks learn to make the most of the feathered fliers in a culinary class with City Market’s Rod Rehwinkel. McClure Multigenerational Center, Burlington, 1-3:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 861-9757. CHOCOLATE TASTING: See SAT.16. CITIZEN CIDER BIRTHDAY PARTY: The apple-based beverage producer celebrates another lap around the sun with a pig roast and music by DJ Disco Phantom. Citizen Cider, Burlington, noon-4 p.m. Cost of drinks. Info, 448-3278. PANCAKE BREAKFAST: Locals connect over a hearty spread. Grace United Methodist Church, Essex Junction, 8:30 & 10:35 a.m. Free. Info, 878-8071.

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GAMES PARLOUR: Strategic thinkers bring favorite tabletop competitions to play with others. Champlain Club, Burlington, 2-8 p.m. $5. Info, orsonbradford@gmail.com.

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LOVEYOURBRAIN FUNDRAISER YOGA CLASS: A gentle flow paves the way for guided meditation in


LIST YOUR EVENT FOR FREE AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTEVENT this stretching session supporting LoveYourBrain Foundation. Sangha Studio, Burlington, noon-1:15 p.m. $5-10. Info, 448-4262. MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.13. NIA WITH SUZY: Drawing from martial, dance and healing arts, sensory-based movements push participants to their full potentials. South End Studio, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. $14. Info, 522-3691.

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DELICIOUS WORDS: Sweets by dessert chef Susan Harritt complement readings by writers Zoe Fowler and Tamra Higgins, and a multimedia presentation by photographer John Snell and cellist Melissa Perley. Dianne Shullenberger Gallery, Jericho, 4 p.m. $25; preregister. Info, 899-4993. FIVE COLLEGES BOOK SALE: See SAT.16, 9 a.m.-3 p.m.

CLOWNING & CHARACTER WORKSHOP: Outgoing youngsters ages 8 and up get goofy with comical personas. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 4 p.m. $8-10; preregister. Info, 431-0204.

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DIMANCHES FRENCH CONVERSATION: Parlez-vous français? Speakers practice the tongue at a casual drop-in chat. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

DANCING FREEDOM: Earth, air, fire, water and spirit guide an ecstatic movement wave meant to promote healing and self-expression. Expressive Arts Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 267-210-9438.

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SALSA MONDAYS: Dancers learn the techniques and patterns of the salsa, merengue, bachata and cha-cha. North End Studio A, Burlington, fundamentals, 7 p.m.; intermediate, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 227-2572.

AIRI YOSHIOKA: The violinist hits all the right notes in a classical concert. ArtisTree Community Arts Center & Gallery, South Pomfret, 6:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 457-3500. KOINONIA ACADEMY CHOIR: See FRI.15, St. Joseph’s Co-Cathedral, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0512. OPEN CIRCLE: Robin Hanbridge and Stephen Scuderi use instruments to lead a sound meditation session combining voice with movement and stillness. Sacred Mountain Studio, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. $10-20; preregister. Info, 646-580-0017. PURE COUNTRY BAND: Music lovers start with food, then dance the afternoon away to toe-tapping tunes. VFW Post 309, Peru, N.Y., meal, noon; band, 1-4 p.m. Donations. Info, 518-643-2309. THE SINGER’S ART CONCERT SERIES: ‘AN AFTERNOON OF ART SONGS, ARIAS & DUETS’: Pianist Paul Orgel accompanies professional singers Christopher Colmenero, Geoffrey Penar, Veronica Jensen and Natalia Salemmo in a rousing recital. McCarthy Arts Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 4-6 p.m. $15-20; free with a St. Michael’s College ID. Info, 863-5966.

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CATHY FRANK & MARGY HOLDEN: The authors navigate along rivers and through wetlands in the presentation “A Paddlers Guide to the Champlain Valley.” Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4556.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See WED.13, UVM Medical Center, Burlington, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free; preregister. Castleton University, 10:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Ludlow Community Center, 12:30-5:30 p.m. APRIL IN WOODSTOCK: See WED.13. LIFE AFTER DEATH: An open discussion hosted by Eckankar inspires questions about the end of life and beyond. Upper Valley Food Co-op, White River Junction, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-772-9390. SOCIAL GATHERING: Those who are deaf, hard of hearing or want to learn American Sign Language get together to break down communication barriers. The North Branch Café, Montpelier, 4-6 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 595-4001. TECH HELP WITH CLIF: See WED.13.

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‘JERUSALEM’: See WED.13. ‘PANDAS: THE JOURNEY HOME’: See SAT.16.

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HERBS IN THE KITCHEN: INFUSED OILS & COMPOUND BUTTERS: Students in this workshop take their cooking to the next level by adding herbaceous goodness, zesty tang and spicy heat to their dishes. McClure Multigenerational Center, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. $5-10; preregister; limited space. Info, 861-9757.

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LEGISLATIVE LUNCHEON: Rutland County residents sit down to a midday meal with Vermont governor Peter Shumlin. Southside Steakhouse, Rutland, noon. $20; preregister. Info, 773-2747.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.13, 7 p.m.

health & fitness

BETTER BALANCE: See FRI.15. FALLING AWAY: A mindful talk by Robert Kest moves beyond a Western view of self and psychotherapy. Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6989. MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.13. NIA WITH SUZY: See SUN.17, 7 p.m.

‘THE FOREIGNER’: See FRI.15, 2-4 p.m.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.13.

THE METROPOLITAN OPERA LIVE IN HD: See SAT.16, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 12:55 p.m. $23. Info, 775-0903. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 1 p.m. $10-29. Info, 603-646-2422.

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WOMEN’S PICKUP SOCCER: Quick-footed females of varying skill levels break a sweat while connecting passes and making runs for the goal. For ages 18 and up. Robert Miller Community & Recreation Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $3. Info, carmengeorgevt@gmail.com.

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CRUISERS’ & CRAWLERS’ PLAY & STAY STORY TIME: Babies and toddlers up to age 2 engage in books, songs and social time with blocks, bubbles and parachute play. Highgate Public Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 868-3970. ESSEX JUNCTION PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Picture books, songs, rhymes and early math tasks work tots’ mental muscles. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

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ROBIN’S NEST NATURE PLAYGROUP: Naturalistled activities through fields and forests captivate tykes up to age 5 and their parents. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 229-6206. SPRING NATURE WALK: A guided trek with Mr. K. takes walkers through picturesque scenery. Highgate Public Library, 11:30 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 868-3970. ‘STAR WARS’ CLUB: May the force be with you! Fans of George Lucas’ intergalactic epic bond over common interests. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. ‘URBAN ARTS HITS RURAL VERMONT’: Students gather for an animated afternoon of graffiti, graphic novels and anime. Randolph Union High School, 2:30-3:30 p.m. $8-10. Info, 431-0204.

language

ADVANCED-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Language learners perfect their pronunciation with guest speakers. Private residence, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757.

lgbtq

‘THE NORMAL HEART’: Mark Ruffalo stars in this 2014 film following a gay activist working to raise awareness of HIV/AIDS, presented by Soirée du Queer Cinéma. Room 138, Burlington College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. OVER THE RAINBOW OPEN HOUSE: Middle-age and senior members of the LGBTQ community mix and mingle over music and pool in a congenial atmosphere. Monkey House, Winooski, 4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, josh@pridecentervt.org.

music

SAMBATUCADA! OPEN REHEARSAL: Newbies are invited to help keep the beat as Burlington’s samba street-percussion band sharpens its tunes. No experience or instruments are required. 8 Space Studio Collective, Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5017.

talks

DAN MILZ: The SUNY Plattsburgh assistant professor prepares for the future with “The Science of Prediction Meets the Art of Planning.” 30 City Place, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-5279. ‘DIGITAL RIGHTS AND THE ARTIST’: Composer Maria Schneider joins a panel of professors and professionals for a lively discussion about intellectual property. DEN Innovation Center, Hanover, N.H., 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422. EDUCATION ENRICHMENT FOR EVERYONE: Phoenix Books owner Michael DeSanto talks dollars and sense in “How to Be Happy and Lose Money (but Not Too Much) Owning a Bookstore in Vermont.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 864-3516.

theater

MONDAYS AT THE IMPROV: Emerging entertainers express themselves through theater games and acting techniques for onstage and off. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 999-7373.

words

BOOK SALE: Thousands of new and gently used titles delight readers at this event hosted by Friends of the Rutland Library. Rutland Free Library, 4-8 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1860. POEMCITY: VOICES IN ENGLISH POETRY WITH TOM RAGLE: Various styles from the 16th through early 20th centuries are on display in works by Shakespeare, Donne, Robinson and Frost. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. SCIFI PLUS BOOK CLUB: Lit lovers cover V. E. Schwab’s A Darker Shade of Magic. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

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ROCK YOUR ART OUT: Free-form creative expression eliminates the stress and tension of the day. Expressive Arts Burlington, 6:15-8:15 p.m. $20. Info, 862-5302.

community

FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: See FRI.15. TUESDAY VOLUNTEER NIGHTS: Helping hands pitch in around the shop by organizing parts, moving bikes and tackling other projects. Children under 12 must be accompanied by an adult. Bike Recycle Vermont, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 264-9687.

VOLUNTEER ENCOUNTER: Prospective participants meet current helping hands in hopes of assisting with T HU I N .14 | TA the National Park Service’s 100th LKS | JAY PARI birthday celebration. Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 10 seminars a.m.-noon. Free; preregister. Info, 457-3368, ext. 222. BIRTHING FROM WITHIN: BIRTH HEALING 1: Parents-to-be prepare for the changes that are conferences born along with a new baby. Good Beginnings of CSI SYMPOSIUM: Experts in the field of crimeCentral Vermont, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free; preregscene investigation present workshops and disister. Info, 595-7953. cussions on topics ranging from money laundering INTRO TO FACEBOOK FOR SENIORS: An overview to asset protection. Norwich University, Northfield, of social media helps participants ages 50 and up 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 505-2886. stay connected in the digital age. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free; preregister. crafts Info, 865-7217. NEEDLE FELTING: Just in time for spring, participants ages 18 and up use supplies provided to craft cute rabbits. Burnham Room, Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 2-3:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.


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BEGINNER WEST COAST SWING & FUSION DANCING: Students get schooled in the fundamentals of partner dance. North End Studio B, Burlington, 8-9 p.m. $11-16. Info, burlingtonwestie@ gmail.com. ‘DON QUIXOTE’: Cervantes’ eccentric hero embarks on an adventure-filled search for his perfect woman in a Bolshoi Ballet performance, broadcast to the big screen. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6-18. Info, 748-2600. INTERMEDIATE & ADVANCED WEST COAST SWING: Fun-loving folks learn the smooth, sexy stylings of modern swing dance. North End Studio A, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $11-16. Info, burlingtonwestie@gmail.com. ‘KENDO: THE WAY OF THE SWORD’: Members of Boston Kendo Kyokai and Boston Shufukai demonstrate the art of Japanese fencing. Dance Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168. SWING DANCING: Quick-footed participants experiment with different styles, including the Lindy hop, Charleston and balboa. Beginners are welcome. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 448-2930.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See WED.13, Blessed Sacrament Church, Stowe, noon-5 p.m. APRIL IN WOODSTOCK: See WED.13. CAREER SERVICES: See WED.13.

fairs & festivals

KICKBOXING CLASS WITH BELINDA: Athletes embrace their inner badass by building endurance, strength and flexibility in a class propelled by fun music. North End Studio B, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $15. Info, bestirredfitness@gmail.com. MINDFULNESS CLASS: See WED.13, 12:15-1 p.m. MIXED-LEVEL YOGA: Pupils breathe through a variety of postures in a safe and open environment. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 777-1190. ‘SIMPLIFY YOUR DIET FOR SPRING’: Harmonized Cookery’s Lisa Mase helps folks find the best foods for their individual conditions and constitutions. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2518. ZUMBA WITH ALLISON: Exercise is disguised as a party at this rhythm-driven workout session. Swan Dojo, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $10. Info, 227-7221.

kids

CLOWNING & CHARACTER WORKSHOP: See SUN.17. FAIRY STORY TIME & FAIRY HOUSES: Little ones tap into their imaginations and craft dwellings for spirited sprites. Adult accompaniment is required for kids 8 and under. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. FAMILY MOVIE: Parents and tots break out the popcorn for an all-ages flick. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. LEGO CHALLENGE: Kids tackle construction tasks with colorful blocks. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

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PRESCHOOL STORY HOUR: Potential Picassos CM ages 3 through 5 and their caregivers immerse themselves in the arts through activities and MY books. Plattsburgh State Art Museum, N.Y., 10 a.m. CY Free. Info, sbell008@plattsburgh.edu.

KNIGHTS OF THE MYSTIC MOVIE CLUB: Cinema hounds view campy flicks at this ode to offbeat productions. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 356-2776.

PRESCHOOL STORY HOUR: PUPPET SHOW: Kiddos CMY up to age 6 embark on colorful adventures with themed tales and activities. Fairfax Community K Library, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 849-2420.

‘PANDAS: THE JOURNEY HOME’: See SAT.16.

STORY TIME WITH A TWIST: See WED.13.

‘PEACE OFFICER’: This 2015 documentary takes a hard look at the increasingly tense relationship between law enforcement and the public. Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1200.

TEEN TINKER TUESDAY: WALLETS: Teens in grades 6 through 12 keep their money safe and sound in duct-tape billfolds. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

‘ARSENIC AND OLD LACE’: A drama critic played by Carey Grant learns that his spinster aunts have homicidal tendencies in this 1944 comedy. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

food & drink

MAD RIVER DISTILLERY TASTING: Imbibers sip locally made spirits. 51 Main at the Bridge, Middlebury, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 388-8209.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.13, 7 p.m.

health & fitness

CHI RUNNING: Holistic health coach Sarah Richardson outlines safe practices for an active life. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 2238000, ext. 202. COMMUNITY FLOW: A balanced series of postures builds strength and flexibility, promoting stamina and a sense of inner calm. Yoga Roots, Shelburne, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 985-0090.

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BEGINNER-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Basic communication skills are on the agenda at a guided lesson. Private residence, Burlington, 6 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757. ITALIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Parla Italiano? Language learners engage with a fluent speaker in an informal training. Jericho Town Library, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4686. ‘LA CAUSERIE’ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Native speakers are welcome to pipe up at an unstructured conversational practice. El Gato Cantina, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195. PAUSE-CAFÉ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Frenchlanguage folks engage in dialogue en français. ¡Duino! (Duende), Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 363-2431.

music

9TH STREET STOMPERS: Western swing, gypsy jazz, rockabilly and tango styles get toes tapping. Meadow and friends, and Jon, Matt, Ryan and Catie open. ROTA Gallery and Studio, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. $3-10. Info, rotagallery@gmail.com. TUE.19

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DROP-IN YOGA: Yogis bring their own mats to a hatha class led by Betty Molnar. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

TODDLER STORY TIME: Good listeners up to 3 years old have fun with music, rhymes, snacks and captivating tales. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10:30-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

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PRESCHOOL MUSIC: Melody makers ages 3 through 5 sing and dance the morning away. M Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 11:30 a.m.Y noon. Free. Info, 264-5660.

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BRIT FLOYD: With dazzling lights and lasers, the group delivers a stunning show spanning Pink Floyd’s greatest hits. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $38.75-163. Info, 863-5966. GORDON LIGHTFOOT IN CONCERT: THE LEGEND LIVES ON...: The “Sundown” singer treats fans to his top tunes along with some deep album cuts. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $49.50-69.50. Info, 775-0903. LOCAL 400: A showcase of area talent features music by Questionable Company and Chris Von Staats. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $5; free with dinner. Info, 540-0406. MARIA SCHNEIDER ORCHESTRA: Joined by her big band orchestra, the jazz composer leaves listeners in awe with her versatile and lyrical numbers. See calendar spotlight. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $17-50. Info, 603-646-2422. NOONTIME CONCERT SERIES: Bows in hand, violinist Laura Markowitz and cellist John Dunlop bring a program of baroque compositions. The Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free; bring a bag lunch. Info, 864-0471. SUMMER EVENINGS WITH VERMONT TREASURES: Folk cult hero Michael Hurley treats concertgoers to an intimate listening experience. Old Meeting House, East Fairfield, 7-9 p.m. $18-20. Info, 827-3275.

seminars

CRC PRO HEALTH & HUMAN SERVICES: See FRI.15. UPDATING YOUR WORKPLACE SKILLS: EDUCATION & TRAINING OPTIONS: Those looking to climb the career ladder explore helpful college and training programs. Community College of Vermont, Montpelier, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 828-4060.

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‘HEADY TIMES: THE FUTURE OF VERMONT CANNABIS’: Networking opportunities and tunes spun by DJ Jah Rah follow a panel discussion by policy, hemp and business experts. The Skinny Pancake, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, info@headyvermont.com. HEDRICK SMITH: The reporter chronicles changes in Washington’s policy-making mindset and the effect on the middle class in “Who Stole the American Dream?,” delivered as part of the First Wednesdays series. Trinity United Methodist Church, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. KEN O’KEEFE: A former United States marine, the human rights activist offers a hard-hitting presentation as part of his F**k the TSA/Homeland Security Tour. Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 257-8562.

words

CRAFT SESSION: CREATIVE NONFICTION: Readers give feedback on memoirs, essays and journalism written by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104. A NIGHT OF POETRY WITH NEIL SHEPARD & STEPHEN CRAMER: Stanzas from Hominid Up and Bone Music blow listeners away. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. SPRING LITERATURE READING SERIES: Ambitious readers discuss designated chapters from Italo Calvino’s Invisible Cities. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup. com; limited space. Info, 383-8104. WINE & STORY OPEN MIC: Prompts trigger firstperson narratives told to a live audience. Shelburne Vineyard, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 863-1754.

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KELLEY MARKETING GROUP BREAKFAST MEETING: Professionals in marketing, advertising and communications brainstorm ideas for nonprofit organizations. Room 217, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free. Info, 864-4067.

community

CURRENT EVENTS CONVERSATION: An informal open discussion delves into newsworthy subjects. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 878-4918.

conferences

CSI SYMPOSIUM: See TUE.19, 9 a.m.-2 p.m.

crafts

KNITTERS & NEEDLEWORKERS: See WED.13, Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester. KNITTERS & NEEDLWORKERS: Crafters convene for creative fun. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

dance

DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: See WED.13.

environment

EARTH DAY CELEBRATION: Eco-friendly adults and kids engage in an enlightening afternoon of activities and presentations aimed at making the planet a better place. Vermont Farmers Food Center, Rutland, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, kguinness@ hotmail.com.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See WED.13, Middlebury College, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Our Lady of the Holy Rosary, Richmond, 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m. APRIL IN WOODSTOCK: See WED.13. CAREER SERVICES: See WED.13. GUITAR-STRING RECYCLING EVENT: It’s out with the old and in with the new when players swap used strings for fresh ones furnished by D’Addario. Advance Music Center, Burlington, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-8652. TECH HELP WITH CLIF: See WED.13.

fairs & festivals

ECHO EARTH WEEK’S MUDFEST: See SAT.16.

film

‘ARSENIC AND OLD LACE’: See TUE.19, 7 p.m. ‘JERUSALEM’: See WED.13. MOVIE: Snacks are provided at a showing of a popular flick. Call for details. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘PANDAS: THE JOURNEY HOME’: See SAT.16. ‘WHO’S THERE?’ FILM SERIES: Cinephiles take in titles exploring the topic of identity. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

food & drink

BAKING WITH RYE: Brotbakery’s Heike Meyer breaks down the steps of making loaves with the slightly spicy and sour grain. City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $5-10; preregister; limited space. Info, 861-9757. COMMUNITY SUPPER: See WED.13.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.13. WII FUN: Players show off their virtual gaming skills. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

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ESSENTIAL OIL THERAPY 101: Body and soul benefit from extractions and infusions. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202. FOOT-CARE CLINIC: Nurses from Franklin County Home Health Agency help patients care for their tootsies. Call for details. Various Franklin County locations, St. Albans. $20; preregister. Info, 527-7531. INSIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.13. MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.13. MINDFUL WORKWEEKS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.13.

outdoors

WOODCOCK WATCH: Avian enthusiasts seek out the bird’s elaborate mating rituals on a sunset stroll. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 229-6206.

seminars

A COURSE IN MIRACLES: A monthly workshop based on Helen Schucman’s 1975 text delves into the wisdom found at the core of the world’s major religions. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 518-645-1930. EXPO EXHIBIT WORKSHOP: Exhibitors pick up pointers for making eye-catching Vermont History Expo displays. St. Johnsbury History & Heritage Center, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 479-8500.

MINDFULNESS CLASS: See WED.13. MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.13. NIA WITH LINDA: See WED.13. RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.13.

INTRO TO PERMACULTURE DESIGN FOR RURAL RESIDENTIAL HOMES: ZUMBA: See WED.13. Tucker Shaw introduces landowners to the basic kids principles of sustainable ‘HARRY POTTER’ COLORING TH U .1 landscape planning in an N 4|T PAGES: Artists ages 8 through 14 R OW ALK S | B E I R NANCY MA interactive workshop. Jericho Town enliven illustrations with the colors Library, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4686. of the rainbow. Brownell Library, Essex TREAD & SHRED: See WED.13.

Junction, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. KIDS’ OPEN GYM: See WED.13. ONE-ON-ONE TUTORING: See WED.13. PAJAMA STORY TIME: Tykes cuddle up in PJs for captivating narratives, cookies and milk. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660. STORY TIME & PLAYGROUP: See WED.13. STORY TIME WITH A TWIST: See WED.13. TODDLER TIME: See WED.13.

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BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.13.

GERMAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Community members practice conversing auf Deutsch. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov. INTERMEDIATE RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: See WED.13. INTERMEDIATE-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: See WED.13. INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.13.

LESBIANS WHO TECH (AND ALLIES): BURLINGTON APRIL SOCIAL: The technologically savvy geek out over shared interests at a networking opportunity complete with tasty beverages. oak45, Winooski, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, meg@ localvoretoday.com.

BARIKA: The horn-driven, Burlington-based band brings West African grooves to a lively performance. Steady Betty open. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $8-10. Info, 540-0406. MARIA SCHNEIDER ORCHESTRA: See TUE.19, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15-48. Info, 863-5966.

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FANG ZHENG: A survivor of two decades of harassment and surveillance, the speaker captivates listeners with “China’s Unhealed Wounds: A Dialogue With a Tiananmen Tank Survivor.” McCarthy Arts Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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‘I AND YOU’: Walt Whitman’s Leaves of Grass sparks an unlikely friendship in this Vermont Stage production. See calendar spotlight. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $28.80-37.50. Info, 863-5966. ‘LIVING TOGETHER’: Northern Stage raises the curtain on this hilarious installment of Alan Ayckbourn’s The Norman Conquests Trilogy, which pokes fun at a pack of unhappy thirtysomethings. Barrette Center for the Arts, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $15-55. Info, 296-7000.

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LELAND KINSEY: Stanzas from Galvanized: New & Selected Poems mesmerize listeners. Phoenix Books Rutland, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 855-8078. MAYHEM OF THE MONTH DINE & DISCUSS SERIES: Bibliophiles join Ed Cashman for a shared meal and conversation about a selected literary work. Call for details. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-9 p.m. Free; bring a dish inspired by the book to share. Info, 878-6955. THE WEDNESDAY WORKSHOP: CHAPTER FOCUS: Folks give feedback on selections of up to 40 pages penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104. !

Vermont’s weather is evolving in unpredictable ways. Long-term meteorological trends show the state becoming warmer and wetter. How will farmers adapt to the environmental upheaval and keep food growing through fast-shifting weather patterns? How will these changes ripple through the distribution chain — and how will they affect what Vermonters eat in restaurants and institutions and at family tables? Join a panel of local experts for a lively discussion on the challenges and rewards of growing food in a changing climate — now and into the future. • • • •

Andy Jones, Intervale Community Farm Joshua Faulkner, UVM Extension Jeff Jones, Vermont Hydroponic Produce/Upper Valley Produce Eleanor Tison, Green Mountain College

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ArtsRiot, 400 Pine St., Burlington, $5 donation. Info, 540-0406.

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SUMMER EVENINGS WITH VERMONT TREASURES: See TUE.19.

WOMEN’S PICKUP BASKETBALL: See WED.13.

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UVM WE 4/20 5K FOR WELLNESS: Locals lace up for a 3.1-mile run or walk followed by music, raffles and games. UVM Archie Post Athletic Complex, Burlington, 4:15 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0773.

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classes THE FOLLOWING CLASS LISTINGS ARE PAID ADVERTISEMENTS. ANNOUNCE YOUR CLASS FOR AS LITTLE AS $13.75/WEEK (INCLUDES SIX PHOTOS AND UNLIMITED DESCRIPTION ONLINE). SUBMIT YOUR CLASS AD AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTCLASS.

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PAINTING/DRAWING CLASSES FOR ADULTS/TEENS/KIDS/ PRE-K: Art classes for all ages/ levels. Taught by skilled instructor/professional artist Maggie Standley. Join us in beautiful, real working studio in Burlington’s South End Arts District. Tap into your creativity and learn artistic skills. Inspiring, small-group classes in encouraging art studio environment. Pre-K, youth, teens, adults! Sign up online! Spring session starts Apr. 25. Location: wingspan Painting Studio, 4A Howard St., 3rd floor, Burlington. Info: 233-7676, maggiestandley@ gmail.com, wingspanpaintingstudio.com. SUMMER CLASSES SARAH AMOS STUDIO 2016: Master Printer Sarah Amos will be teaching four Printmaking classes during June and July in her private studio in East Fairfield. Jun. 4-6: Introduction to Collagraph/ Monoprint; Jun. 18-20: Collagraph Miniature to Mural and Water-Based Mediums; Jul. 9-11: Collagraph/Collage and Artists Books; Jul. 23-25: Introduction to Collagraph/ Monoprint. No experience needed. Maximum 4 students per class. Cost: $800/3-day workshop; basic materials provided; paper not incl. Location: Sarah Amos Studio, East Fairfield. Info: 827-3960, samos@pshift.com, sarahamosstudio.com.

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Call 865-7166 for info or register online at burlingtoncityarts.org. Teacher bios are also available online. DIY: TERRARIUMS: Join artist Laura Hale and create your own custom-designed terrarium. You’ll learn how to choose the right plants and create the right soil conditions for them to thrive. Makes a great Mother’s Day gift! All materials provided. Thu., May 5, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $35/ person; $31.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

JEWELRY: BANGLES: Come check out the jewelry and fine metals studio by making your own silver, copper or brass bangle. Open to all skill levels. All materials included. Instructor: Rebecca Macomber. Mon., Apr. 25, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $35/ person; $31.50/BCA members. Location: Generator, 250 Main St. (Memorial Auditorium), Burlington. Info: 865-7166. PHOTO: DOCUMENTARY STORYTELLING: An introduction to the process of documentary storytelling and discussion of subject matter, composition, editing and story structure. Group discussions and critiques as well as shooting assignments will help you to begin a new photographic project or refine works in progress. Film or digital photography welcome. Instructor: Liza Semler. Weekly on Mon., Apr. 25-May 16, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $120/person; $108/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

dance DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes, nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. $15/person for one-hour class. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 5981077, info@salsalina.com. DSANTOS VT SALSA: Experience the fun and excitement of Burlington’s eclectic dance community by learning salsa. Trained by world famous dancer Manuel Dos Santos, we teach you how to dance to the music and how to have a great time on the dance floor! There is no better time to start than now! Mon. evenings: beginner class, 7-8 p.m.; intermediate, 8:15-9:15 p.m. Cost: $12/1-hour class. Location: North End Studios, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Tyler Crandall, 598-9204, crandalltyler@hotmail.com, dsantosvt.com.

dreams DREAM ANALYSIS VIA JUNG’S OWN SEMINAR: Learn how Jung taught his own students to work with dreams in this course based on the notes Jung’s students took during the seminar. Led by

MODERN TECHNIQUE WITH TZVETA KASSABOVA: We explore principles of basic release work, anatomic understanding and structural soundness and apply them to a highly articulate, daring, intricate and physical movement phrase, involving dynamic shifts of energy, level changes and intriguing pathways. The last portion of the class is on working toward becoming compelling and magnetic performers. Weekly on Thu., Mar. 24-May 19, 7-8:30 p.m. Cost: $140/8 weeks; can be prorated. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. Info: 652-4548, flynnarts.org.

Sue Mehrtens. Apr. 13, 20 & 27 & May 4, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $60/person. Location: Jungian Center for the Spiritual Sciences, 55 Clover La., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909.

drumming DJEMBE IN BURLINGTON AND MONTPELIER!: Learn drumming technique and music on West African Drums! Drums provided! Burlington Beginners Djembe, Wed., 5:30-6:20 p.m., starting Apr. 27, $72/6 weeks. $15/ drop-in. Djembes are provided. Montpelier Beginners Djembe, Thu., 7-8:20 p.m. starting Apr. 28, $72/4 weeks; $22/walk-ins. Six-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class!. Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3-G, Burlington, & Capital City Grange, 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org. TAIKO DRUMMING IN BURLINGTON!: Study with Stuart Paton of Burlington Taiko! Beginner/Recreational Class, Tue., 5:30-6:20 p.m., starting Apr. 26, $72/6 weeks. Kids and Parents’ class, Mon. & Wed., 4:30-5:20 p.m., starting Apr. 25, $60/child or $112/parent-child for 3 weeks. Five-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class!. Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3-G, Burlington. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org. TAIKO IN MONTPELIER!: Kids and parents’ taiko drumming, Thu., 4:30-5:20 p.m. starting Apr. 28. $48; $91 for pair. 4 weeks. Montpelier taiko class, Thu., 5:306:50 p.m. starting Apr. 28. $72/4 weeks; $22/walk-ins. Six-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class!. Location: Capital City Grange, 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org.

empowerment JOURNAL WRITING: A women’s weekend retreat focused on journaling and reflective writing. Discover your internal landscape. Explore, understand, grow. May 20-22, 3 p.m. Fri.-1 p.m. Sun. Cost: $250/weekend. Location: Transformational Journal Writing, Jackson’s Lodge & Log Cabins, Lake Wallace, Canaan. Info: ie facilitation, Ilene Elliott, 266-3900, ie.on.literacy@gmail.com. TOUCH DRAWING: Learn the soulful intuitive art of Touch Drawing, a form of printmaking using fingertips. By creating touch drawings, then enhancing the images, we explore our inner and outer worlds. Participants will create a series of touch drawings. No artistic experience necessary. All materials included. Preregistration is necessary. Apr. 23 & 30, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Cost: $30/session. Location: JourneyWorks, 1205 North Ave., Burlington. Info: 860-6203, journeyworksvt.com.

THE HERO’S JOURNEY: DISCOVERING YOUR SELFWORTH: Boost your sense of self-worth through creativity, play, journaling and other techniques in this one-day workshop that builds on Joseph Campbell’s concept of the Hero’s Journey. Led by Sara Waskuch, consultant, creative thinker and lifelong student. Apr. 16, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Cost: $45/person; incl. art materials and snacks; bring a bag lunch. Location: River Arts, 32 Richmond St., Morrisville. Info: Sara, 888-3802.

fitness FUSION FITNESS AT HOME SCHOOL FITNESS: Join the movement of people who want fitness on their own terms, not defined by an ad or dependent upon a gym. Those who wish to push themselves at their own pace instead of being pushed to keep up with someone else. Who want challenge without punishment. Group or individual trainings offered at your location. Info: Coletta Greenbaum, CPT CES, training locally since 2006, 372-5750, homeschoolfit@ comcast.net.

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LOOKING DEEPER CONTEMPORARY DANCE INTENSIVE: Led by a different guest artist each month, hailing from the teaching staff at Bennington and Middlebury Colleges, these intensives are designed to support and strengthen the skills and

community of practicing contemporary dancers and dance-makers in our region. Each intensive will focus on different aspects of the skills at the core of strong and compelling performers and performances. Sun., Apr. 17, 1-4 p.m. Cost: $30/ person. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. Info: 652-4548, flynnarts.org. ADULT ACTOR’S STUDIO: SMASHING THE SCRIPT: VIEWPOINTS IN PERFORMANCE FOR ACTORS & DIRECTORS: In this workshop we’ll explode the potential of a script by applying the Viewpoints to the play’s feeling, its essence, from a physical standpoint. Discover how the Viewpoints will transform and heighten your experience of acting and staging! Invite family and friends to our magnificent and meaningful performance at the conclusion of our work together! Weekly on Thu., Apr. 7-May 19, 5:35-7:15 p.m. Cost: $140/6 weeks. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. Info: 652-4548, flynnarts.org. IMPROVISATION LABORATORY: SKILLS FOR DANCING, CREATING, PERFORMING, & LIVING: The art of improvisation will be the focus with longtime dance artist and teacher Hannah Dennison. Learn and polish skills that are the foundation for world-renowned performers! These seven workshop laboratories are set up as a cumulative series to pay close attention to the sense and understanding of movement with self, others, space and time. Beginners welcome. Sun., Apr. 17, 9:30 a.m.-noon. Cost: $25/ person. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. Info: 652-4548, flynnarts.org.

MUSIC TOGETHER WITH ALISON MOTT: Children will bounce, sing, dance, jump, drum, tap, click, wiggle and gallop their way to the development of pitch, rhythm, and musical awareness! Music Together is a music and movement curriculum based on research that shows that children learn best from active caregivers and a non-performancebased musical environment. Families receive a songbook and CDs with the music learned in class so you can continue nurturing your child’s imaginative growth at home. For infants-age 5, weekly on Mon., 9:30-10:15 a.m. or 10:30-11:15 a.m.; Tue., 9:30-10:15 a.m.; Sun., 2-2:45 p.m. Cost: $145/9 weeks + materials; $50 additional sibling; can be prorated. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. Info: 652-4548, flynnarts.org.

healing arts CLINICAL HYPNOSIS, INTERMEDIATE: Hypnovations: Clinical Hypnosis Intermediate Skills Workshop. American Society of Clinical Hypnosis (ASCH)-approved. Prerequisite: ASCH-approved basic clinical hypnosis workshop. Refine your clinical hypnosis skills! Learn new hypnotic strategies and techniques. Learn applications in mental health, medicine, nursing and dentistry. Demonstrations, lectures and practice. Senior faculty: Linda Thomson, MSN, APRN, ABMH, ABHN; Maureen Turner, MEd, LCMHC, RNBC, LCSW. Fri., May 20, 10:15 a.m.-Sun., May 22, 4:15 p.m. Cost: $475/20 CEUs (PhD, LCMHC, M & FT, SW, BSN, MSN & graduate students); all licensed clinicians welcome. Location: Jackson Gore Inn, Okemo Mountain Resort, Ludlow. Info: Hypnovations: Clinical Hypnosis Training & Education Programs, Maureen Turner, 3388040, mturner@ motivationhypnosis.com, hypnovations.com. HYPNOANALYSIS AGE REGRESSION: Age regression back to the cause(s) of the problem(s); release and begin healing with unique clinical hypnosis techniques (20 hours). Approved by American Society of Clinical Hypnosis (ASCH). Reduce/eliminate many symptoms of PTSD, ADD, ADHD,


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OCD, ODD, anxiety, phobias, depression and unwanted habits. Learn from Maureen Turner, MEd, LCMHC, RNBC, LCSW, Age Regression Specialist for over 20 years. Lecture, demonstrations, case presentations and practice. Prerequisite: A minimum of an ASCH-approved basic workshop. Fri., Jun. 10, 10:15 a.m.-Sun., Jun. 12, 3:30 p.m. Cost: $475/20 CEUs (PhD, LCMHC, M & FT, SW, BSN, MSN & graduate students); all licensed clinicians welcome; workshop manual incl. Location: The Turner Farmhouse, 24 Turners La., Isle La Motte. Info: Motivation Hypnosis, Maureen Turner, 338-8040, mturner@ motivationhypnosis.com, motivationhypnosis.com.

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EXPRESSIONS IN PAINT W/ CLAIRE DESJARDINS: Deepen your understanding of the acrylic medium as you learn innovative mark-making techniques and explore color theory on a large format. All levels welcome. Sat., Apr. 16, & Sun., Apr. 17, 9:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Cost: $300/person; $275/members. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 90 Pond St., Stowe. Info: 253-8358, education@helenday.com, helenday.com.

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VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and selfconfidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 660-4072, julio@bjjusa.com, vermontbjj.com.

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SNAKE-STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill. Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 864-7902, ipfamilytaichi.org.

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LEARN TO DO EMDR THERAPY!: The renowned evidence-based approach for trauma and beyond. EMDRIA approved: basic training and low-cost refresher course for licensed and license-eligible clinicians. Payment plan and consults included. Get details and registration online. Part 1: May 20-22; Part 2: Jul. 15-17. Location: EMDR Basic Training, Burlington. Info: emdrconsulting.com.

JUMP INTO YOUR LIFE!: What blocks have been holding you back? Why comfort is what we seek. Learn how to embrace what is uncomfortable; it will bring you a new future! Participants will experience a deepening of one’s waking life. Being mindful or awake brings awe and gratitude to each moment. Registration includes workbook. Cost: $50/class & workbook. Location: Center for Transformation, 448 Swanton Rd., Suite 300, St. Albans. Info: Julie Charland, 527-1600, lizisiscenter@gmail.com, isiscenter.net.

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BEGINNER TAI CHI IN BURLINGTON: We practice Cheng Man-ch’ing’s “simplified” 37-posture Yang-style form. The course will be taught by Patrick Cavanaugh, longtime

ENERGIZED & VIBRANT EVERYDAY!: The three common mistakes women make that keep them feeling drained, depleted and running on empty! Discover one powerful habit that stops

energy zappers in their tracks, uncover the secret of who is really running the show and it’s not who you think, and learn powerful tools to increase energy! Tue., Apr. 19, 6:30-7:45 p.m., Fri., Apr. 22, noon-1:15 p.m., Thu., Apr. 28, in Middlebury, 6:30-7:15 p.m. Location: Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington (Apr. 28 at REV Fitness, 175 Wilson Rd, Middlebury). Info: Renewed Spirit Coaching, Colleen Smith, 349-7098, colleen@ colleenmarysmith.com, colleenmarysmith.com.

writing SONGWRITING W/ LAURA HEABERLIN: Learn successful strategies to create unique and emotive lyrics in the folk storytelling tradition with Cricket Blue’s Laura Heaberlin. All abilities are welcome. A willingness to sing or basic proficiency playing a backing instrument is helpful. 4 Thu., 6:30-8 p.m., Apr. 28 & May 5, 12 & 19. Cost: $100/4 1.5-hour classes culminating in an optional mini performance. Location: Writers’ Barn, 233 Falls Rd., Shelburne. Info: Voices of Vermonters Publishing Group, Lin Stone, 922-7641, lin@windridgebooks.org, windridgebooks.org/ writingworkshops.

yoga KUNDALINI YOGA AT RAILYARD: We offer four Kundalini yoga classes a week, as well as Dharma yoga. Freestyle dance fitness with Silvia: Fri., 12:15-1:15 p.m. Ecstatic dance starts May 20, every other Fri., 7-9 p.m. Astrology research clinic: Fri., 9:45-11:30 a.m.; preregistration of birth data required. Call Silvia, 730-5594. Location: Railyard Yoga Studio, 280 Battery St., Burlington. Info: Urban Moonshine, 522-3698, railyardyoga@gmail.com, railyardapothecary.com. EVOLUTION YOGA: Evolution Yoga and Physical Therapy offers yoga classes for beginners, experts, athletes, desk jockeys,

teachers, fitness enthusiasts, people with who think they are inflexible. Choose from a wide variety of classes and workshops in Vinyasa, Kripalu, Core, Gentle, Vigorous, Philosophy, Yoga Wall, Therapeutics and Alignment. Become part of our yoga community. You are welcome here. Cost: $15/class; $130/10-class card; $5-10/community classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: 8649642, evolutionvt.com. YOGA ROOTS: Yoga Roots strives to provide community experiences that promote healing on all levels with a daily schedule of yoga classes for all ages and abilities. We aim to clarify your mind, strengthen your body and ignite your joyful spirit through classes such as Anusurainspired, Kundalini, Restorative, Heated Vinyasa Flow, Gentle, Nia, Prenatal. and Teen. Check out our special offerings: Aging Well: Tension & Relaxation w/ Jill Mason: Sat., Apr. 23, 2-3:30 p.m.; Sacred Sound Sanctuary w/ Melinda Kinzie: Sat., Apr. 30, 4-5 p.m.; Yoga for Gardeners w/ Charlie Nardozzi, Kristin Borquist & Heidi Kvasnak: Sat., May 7, 1:30-3:30 p.m. Location: Yoga Roots, 120 Graham Way, Shelburne Green Business Park behind Folino’s. Info: 985-0090, yogarootsvt.com. HOT YOGA BURLINGTON: Feeling stuck, overwhelmed, stressed, restless or just bored? Come try something different! Yes, it’s yoga, you know, stretching and stuff. But we make it different. How? Come and see. Hot Yoga Burlington is Vermont’s first Far Infrared heated hot yoga studio, experience it! Can you teach creative Vinyasa? Yoga teacher wanted. Get hot: 2-for-1 offer. $15. Location: North End Studio B, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 999-9963, hotyogaburlingtonvt.com.

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NATURAL HISTORY & BIRDING WEEKEND: Celebrate the mysteries of spring migration. With birds as your focus, explore the natural history of the landscape: investigate connections between bedrock, soils, plant distribution, animal behavior,

BILL REED MUSICAL THEATRE SUMMER INTENSIVE: Professional musical theatre training with world-class faculty from New York City’s Circle in the Square Theatre School. Includes vocal technique, speaking voice and diction, song interpretation, Broadway dance technique, physical acting, the Alexander Technique, and yoga and stretching. All activities take place at Spotlight Vermont in South Burlington. Jun. 19-25. Cost: $700 Location: Bill Reed Voice Studio, 1967 Spear St., S. Burlington. Info: Sally Olson, sallyolson@billreedvoicestudio. com, billreedvoicestudio.com.

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LEARN TO MEDITATE: Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Shambhala Café (meditation and discussions) meets the first Saturday of each month, 9 a.m.-noon. An open house (intro to the center, short dharma talk and socializing) is held on the third Sunday of each month, noon-2 p.m. Instruction: Sun. mornings, 9 a.m.-noon, or by appt. Sessions: Tue. & Thu., noon-1 p.m., & Mon.-Thu., 6-7 p.m. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 658-6795, burlingtonshambhalactr.org.

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student and assistant to Wolfe Lowenthal, student of Cheng Man-ching and founder of Long River Tai Chi Circle. Patrick is a senior instructor at LRTTC in Vermont and New Hampshire. Starts Wed., May 4, 9-10 a.m. Cost: $65/mo. (registration open through May 25). Location: North End Studios, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Long River Tai Chi Circle, Patrick Cavanaugh, 490-6405, patrick@ longrivertaichi.org, longrivertaichi.org.

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JAPANESE LANGUAGE TUTORING: Ace your test! Pass your class! Learn something new! Lessons for yourself or the student, in your home or downtown Burlington. As an English-Japanese bilingual with a master’s degree and college-level language teaching experience, I can help you grasp finer points of the Japanese language for your success. Text me! By appt. Cost: $30/1-hour session. Location: Place of your choosing, Burlington. Info: Ryan Layman, 399-1268.

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bird ecology, and much more. Learn and practice some core routines for developing closer relationships with our feathered neighbors. Fri., May 27, 5-8 p.m., Sat., May 28, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. & Sun., May 29, 7 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Cost: $300/person. Location: Shelburne Farms, 1611 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-8686, registration@shelburnefarms. org, shelburnefarms.org.

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FRENCH: OH LA LA! ADULT/TEEN: Fabulous French classes for you chez Wingspan Studio! Inspiring, small-group environment; experienced instructor Madame Maggie will have you speaking in no time! Join fun, interactive, encouraging class in Burlington’s South End Arts District. Private lessons available to fit your schedule and specific needs. Allons-y! Oui! Oui! Weeeee! Weekly on Tue., Apr. 26-Jun. 7. Intermediate French: 5-6:30 p.m.; Beg. French: 6:458:15 p.m. Cost: $160/7-week session of 1.5-hour classes. Location: Wingspan Studio, 4A Howard St., 3rd floor, Burlington. Info: Maggie Standley, 233-7676, maggiestandley@gmail.com, wingspanpaintingstudio.com/ classes.html.

LEARN SPANISH & OPEN NEW DOORS: Connect with a new world. We provide high quality affordable instruction in the Spanish language for adults, students and children. Travelers lesson package. Our 10th year. Personal instruction from a native speaker. Small classes, private lessons and online instruction. See our website for complete information or contact us for details. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: 585-1025, spanishparavos@gmail.com, spanishwaterburycenter.com.


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hen Chicago’s indie-rock darlings Into It. Over It. played their first Burlington show in October 2014, front man Evan Thomas Weiss found himself inspired by his surroundings. The band has since toured all over North America and Europe, but that visit, for a gig at Signal Kitchen, proved particularly formative. It ultimately set into motion the writing process that would result in Standards. Touring in support of that album, the band returns to Vermont for a show at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge on Wednesday, April 20. Fellow indie rockers the World Is a Beautiful Place & I am No Longer Afraid to Die, Pinegrove, and the Sidekicks join in.

In a recent email exchange with Seven Days, Weiss describes a moment of serendipity after that 2014 show over a couple of beers with Signal Kitchen co-owner Alex Lalli. “I explained that we had fallen in love with Vermont that day and were actually talking about trying to write a record there,” he recalls. “Then [Lalli] laughed and told me that he had just purchased the property for Rebel Yell. It felt too right. The rest is history.” Into It. Over It. were the first band to hole up at Rebel Yell, an isolated studio that Lalli and his SK partners opened in Craftsbury. Weiss and his drummer and writing partner, Joshua David Sparks, spent January 2015 at the rural retreat, writing and arranging

the songs for Standards. Weiss says they worked 11 to 13 hours a day, pausing only to eat. “We’d finish each day exhausted, then wake up refreshed and do it again,” he recalls. “It was just our speed.” Standards was released on March 11 to widespread critical acclaim. SPIN’s Andrew Unterberger wrote that it has “an open-air curiosity, a shivering sonic majesty, and a sense of displacement and post-youth vulnerability that just about anyone can share some part of.” Dan Caffrey of the website Consequence of Sound opined that it “is by far the most bombastic album of Into It. Over It.’s career.” Listeners expecting cabin-in-the-woods isolation and loneliness may be surprised by what they find. Those elements do emerge, but vigorous energy is prevalent throughout the album. Weiss’ trademark lyrical introspection remains intact, but, sonically, Standards bursts with upbeat riffs, innovative and propulsive drumming, and playful arrangements. Songs such as “No EQ,” “Adult Contempt” and “Required Reading” sound more like springtime anthems than solemn winter compositions. The album does not lack for quieter moments, though. Lead track “Open Casket” might hint at its Vermont origins, far removed from Weiss’ hometown of Cherry Hill, N.J., as well as his current home base in Chicago. The song’s faintly post-Zeppelin acoustic sound accompanies the singer’s rumination on wasted youth. The opening line, “My friends from where I’m from are all a mess,” suggests the distance Weiss apparently felt from such people and places while composing. He notes one song in particular that was shaped by his time at Rebel Yell. “Your Lasting Image” offers effects-drenched guitar balladry and an instantly quotable chorus refrain: “I have the faintest recollection of us.” The song is likely to aid thousands of post-breakup recoveries, much like the band’s 2011 emo-revival classic “Midnight: Carroll Street” spoke to a twentysomething’s romantic longing. “It was beautiful,” Weiss says of his time writing at Rebel Yell, recalling the serene landscape and midwinter juxtaposition of bright sun and bitter cold. The setting familiar to Vermonters “was the perfect environment to be inside and write, still so connected with our surroundings.” At one point while writing “Your Lasting Image,” Weiss says he threw open the cabin’s doors and played his guitar part as loudly as he could. “The sound of the cabin shaped how I crafted the delay,” he explains. “That whole experience really helped craft that song. There are probably a hundred other examples, as well, but that one sticks out like a beautiful sore thumb.” Into It. Over It. aren’t the only out-of-state musicians to take advantage of Rebel Yell’s unique environs. Two weeks after Weiss and Sparks visited the studio, their Triple Crown Records labelmates Foxing found CABIN FEVER

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Where to begin? If the local music community had a flag, it would be flying at half-mast this week. The Burlington music scene, and, in particular, the hip-hop scene, has been in mourning since Sunday, April 3, when RYAN MORIN, aka DJ BP, died. His unexpected passing was a profound shock to anyone who knew him. This being Burlington, that was pretty much everyone. Morin, 35, was a gifted DJ, likely best known musically for his time manning the turntables with the seminal local hip-hop group the AZTEXT. He also spun with an early incarnation of the LYNGUISTIC CIVILIANS. Most recently, he performed as a rapper with UNKOMMON — see JUSTIN BOLAND’s review of their latest album on page 67. But Morin was more than just a great DJ and devout hip-hop aficionado. He was a genuinely loved and admired man. To wit, the days following his

death might have been the only time in the past year my Facebook feed wasn’t dominated by BERNIE posts and pictures of my friends’ kids. It was all memories and pictures of Morin. I doubt I’m alone there. But the truly incredible thing was how many disparate corners of Burlington life those posts came from. That doesn’t happen if you haven’t affected a lot of people positively. And Morin clearly did. This is a music column, so we’re going to focus on BP’s musical legacy. But the reach and impact he had on those around him in the greater Burlington community can’t be overlooked or overstated. Further, his gregarious personality and goofy charm extended to his musical relationships, too. As his UnKommon partner KIN

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recently told me, “You’ve never seen so many tough guys crying and hugging each other as you have since Ryan died. There’s a lot of sad rappers in this town right now.” Kin knew Morin longer than any other local rapper. The two grew up together in rural Vermont and bonded over a shared love of hip-hop. They were kindred souls in a part of the world where finding others interested in rap can be difficult. “We introduced each other to hiphop,” said Kin. If you listen closely to that UnKommon record, you can hear their connection. Before he died, Morin was working on a new project with his old Aztext partners, LEARIC and PRO, and Kin and TRUTH. Until recently, that project didn’t have a name. When it’s completed, it will be released under the Aztext banner and will include songwriter JAMIE BRIGHT, aka SILENT MIND, and Morin’s brother, drummer ROSS LINCOLN. By the way, Morin and Lincoln’s father is RICK LINCOLN, drummer for the WARDS, who are considered to be Burlington’s first punk band. Morin came by his talent honestly. “The Aztext are no longer a group,” Learic told me. “We’re a family.” As he did with UnKommon, Morin raps on the forthcoming Aztext record. And, according to Pro and Learic, his verses are astonishing. “To be honest with you, we had no idea how good he was,” said Learic. “But he was writing some real, deep stuff.” “Everyone thinks of him as a DJ,” added Pro. “And I think it was easy to overlook how good a rapper he was just because he was always making jokes and being goofy. But he could really rap.” In 2014, I caught Morin at a rap battle at Club Metronome. And hearing Pro and Learic say how proficient he’d since become on the mic was a surprise to me, too. That night Morin … well, he fell flat on his face. There’s no other way to put it. Not that you would have known it by the way he reacted after


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room in 2010 with nothing more than a djembe, an acoustic guitar and three voices. That minimalist approach has been at the core of their music even as it’s grown more complex and sophisticated. For example, presently the trio is touring backed by the MAINE YOUTH ROCK ORCHESTRA, a 25-member string ensemble composed of students ages

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it similarly inspiring. The St. Louis, Mo., band traveled to Craftsbury to write what would eventually become their sophomore album, Dealer. “I feel as if the landscape of Vermont and Rebel Yell played a huge role in our ability to trust our instincts and make a record that we wanted to make, rather than the record we felt pressured to make,” says Foxing bassist Josh Coll via email. “Isolating ourselves rejuvenated our interest in music and reminded us of

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why we work together.” Coll attributes some tangible qualities heard on the album to the band’s time in Vermont. “I think there is a glaze of wilderness, subtle curiosity and lonesomeness that pulses throughout Dealer,” he says. Indeed, Foxing’s album sounds more like what one might expect from songs written deep in the woods. Themes of loneliness and emotional solitude are embedded in hauntingly sad lyrical content and backed by a solemn yet vibrant

sonic tapestry. Dealer bears echoes of lush post-rock and forlorn emo but has a unique and exhilarating sound. Much like Standards, it represents its creators’ finest work to date. Lalli says that Signal Kitchen will fine-tune Rebel Yell this summer. A name change may be in order, and new elements will appeal to musicians, writers, artists and foodies alike. It will continue to be a place of refuge for musicians and other artists from outside the state. “Anyone who grew up in Vermont has at least one uncle with a cool cabin in the woods,” Lalli says. He clarifies that locals are welcome at Rebel Yell, too. Burlington-based garage rockers Villanelles recorded their EP No Drinks on Me live at the retreat last year. Ultimately, says Lalli, the goal is to provide a venue that hosts artists across multiple platforms, encourages crosspollination between mediums and facilitates the flourishing of ideas. Weiss of Into It. Over It. might offer a testimonial. “[Burlington] has always been a city that has welcomed either myself or the group with open arms,” he says. “That was the reason we wanted to write in Vermont in the first place. It was only kismet that Alex happened to mention the cabin.” !

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THE DAILY PLANET: Lowell Thompson (folk, rock), 8 p.m., free. HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Wildlife Collective (house), 10 p.m., free. JP’S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free. Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., free. JUNIPER: Ray Vega Quintet (jazz), 8 p.m., free. LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Paul Asbell Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., free. LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions, 8 p.m., free. Film Night: Indie, Abstract, Avant Garde, 10 p.m., free. MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free. NECTAR’S: Vinyl Night with Disco Phantom, Villanelles, 6 p.m., free. Frank Viele, Spring Siding (rock), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+. RADIO BEAN: The Bang Maids (rock), 7 p.m., free. The Matchsellers (rock), 8:30 p.m., free. Nechromancer (industrial dance), 10:30 p.m., free. RED SQUARE: Left Eye Jump (blues), 7 p.m., free. DJ Pat (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free. THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda’s Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation. VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Standup Open Mic, 7 p.m., free. ZEN LOUNGE: Kizomba with Dsantos VT, 7 p.m., free. Well Wednesday, 10 p.m., free.

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THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): Cajun Jam with Jay Ekis, Lee Blackwell, Alec Ellsworth & Katie Trautz, 6 p.m., $5-10 donation. SWEET MELISSA’S: Wine Down with D. Davis (acoustic), 5 p.m., free. WHAMMY BAR: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

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CHURCH & MAIN: Cody Sargent Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., free. CLUB METRONOME: Cosmic Thursdays: Cosmosis Jones, Doctor Rick, DJ Hobbz (electro, jam), 9 p.m., $5/7. 18+. THE DAILY PLANET: Hot Pickin’ Party (bluegrass), 8 p.m., free. DRINK: BLiNDoG Records Acoustic Sessions, 5 p.m., free. FINNIGAN’S PUB: Craig Mitchell (funk), 10 p.m., free.

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HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Future Shock Variety Show (drum and bass), 7 p.m., free. Half & Half Comedy (standup comedy), 8 p.m., free.

PIECASSO PIZZERIA & LOUNGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Astrocat, the Mountain Says No (rock), 10 p.m., free.

MOOGS PLACE: Lesley Grant (country), 8 p.m., free.

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Learic and MCB-FREE played a tribute FRI4 SAT5 show to Morin and the recently deceased SEAN STEM. According to B-Free, the place was packed from start MARINA to finish. The two rappers, who were backed by the ICE COAST BAND, had been planning the show for weeks. But when Stem and Morin passed in such quick succession, they briefly considered canceling. Instead, they played the show in honor of their fallen friends. Last Sunday there was a public memorial gathering at the Windjammer, SUN WHAT A JOKE! where Morin’s favorite meal, lasagna, 6 STANDUP Open Mic was served. Morin worked at the UPCOMING SHOWS Windjammer for nearly a decade and RACHEL FEINSTEIN...MAR 11/12 considered the staff there, past and KYLE KINANE..............MAR 18/19 present, to be like a second family. That gathering was followed by a musical celebration at the American Legion (802) 859-0100 | WWW.VTCOMEDY.COM in Colchester, which Learic said was 101 main street, BurlingtoN especially fitting. As for the new Aztext record, there’s no firm release date yet. According to Untitled-15 1 4/8/16 3:38 PM Truth, the group will take its time to make sure the album is done right. “We’re going to do it as if he was still here,” he said. “It kind of reminds me of the BUSTA RHYMES intro on the ‘Scenario’ remix.” ILLADELPH, JM FLOW, HISI, He’s referencing the 1992 posse cut LICIT AND MGW by A TRIBE CALLED QUEST. Famously, rapper KID HOOD died three days after recording his verse for that song. Here’s Busta’s intro: $200 Monthly raffle “Here in 1992 we present the with no purchase necessary fabulous ‘What’s the Scenario’ remix. Whereas there are seven MCs, six which are in physical form and one which is in spiritual essence.” CARRYING And he goes by the name of BP. !

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losing his battle. Morin bounded off the stage, all smiles, seeming thrilled simply to have been a part of it. “He was fearless,” said Learic, who won the battle that night — because Learic almost always wins in a rap battle. Morin was also deeply curious and a musical sponge. His brother recalled being frequently embarrassed when Morin would hear a song he didn’t know and stop whatever he was doing to pull out his phone and Shazam it. “At dinner, at a bar, in stores, in the middle of a conversation, it didn’t matter. He’d have his phone up in the

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RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Cre8, 10 p.m., free. RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: DJ Kermit (top 40), 10 p.m., free. VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Improv Jam, 6 p.m., free. Ramsey (improv), 7 p.m., $20. VT Famous: Neely Fortune (improv), 8:30 p.m., $5.

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HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Pigeons Playing Ping Pong, the Magic Bean (electrofunk), 8:30 p.m., $10/12. AA. MONKEY HOUSE: Second Thursday Selector Sets with DJ Disco Phantom (eclectic), 9 p.m., free. ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Michelle Sarah Band (soul, funk), 7 p.m., free. PENALTY BOX: Karaoke, 8 p.m., free.

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BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Ron Sweet (folk), 6 p.m., donation. LA PUERTA NEGRA: Ladies Lounge: Patti Casey (folk), 8 p.m., donation. SWEET MELISSA’S: BYOV Thursdays, 3 p.m., free.

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VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Jay Chandrasekhar (standup), 7 & 9:30 p.m., $15.

STONE CORRAL BREWERY: Shawn Taylor (folk), 6:30 p.m., free.

ZEN LOUNGE: Salsa Night with Jah Red (Latin), 9 p.m., $5. Friday Night Worldwide (dance), 11 p.m., $5.

SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL: Bad Horsey (rock), 9 p.m., free.

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BACKSTAGE PUB: Acoustic Happy Hour, 5 p.m., free. Karaoke with Jenny Red, 9 p.m., free. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Coleman Hell, Ria Mae (electro, pop), 7:30 p.m., $12/15. AA. JERICHO CAFÉ & TAVERN: Gneiss (jam), 7 p.m., free. MONKEY HOUSE: About Time (jazz), 5:45 p.m., free. Barefoot Young (rock), 9 p.m., $3/8. 18+. ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Cooper & Lavoie (blues), 5 p.m., free. A House on Fire (rock), 9 p.m., free.

WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Sammich (jam), 9:30 p.m., $5.

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CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Ian Alexy (acoustic), 6 p.m., free. Stone Bullet (rock), 9 p.m., free. ESPRESSO BUENO: Stroke Yer Joke (comedy open mic), 8 p.m., free. POSITIVE PIE (MONTPELIER): Barika (ethereal dubscape), 10 p.m., $5. SWEET MELISSA’S: Honky Tonk Happy Hour with Mark LeGrand, 5 p.m., free.

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Ramblers (bluegrass), 9 p.m., free.

Phatrix & Friends (house), 10 p.m., free.

RIMROCK’S MOUNTAIN TAVERN: DJ Rekkon #FridayNightFrequencies (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Karaoke with Megan, 10 p.m., free.

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LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Shawn Taylor (wandering roots music), 8 p.m., free. Taka (vinyl DJ), 11 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Jester Jigs (rock), 9 p.m., $3.

NECTAR’S: Justin Panigutti (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., free. Chromatropic, Nick Moss Band (blues rock, jam), 9 p.m., $7.

CITY LIMITS: DJ Kilee (dance party), 9 p.m., free.

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MONOPOLE: Mister F (rock), 10 p.m., free. MONOPOLE DOWNSTAIRS: Happy Hour Tunes & Trivia with Gary Peacock, 5 p.m., free.

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BLEU NORTHEAST SEAFOOD: Jeff Wheel, Randy Miller and Brian Miller (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free. CLUB METRONOME: Retronome With DJ Fattie B (’80s dance party), 9 p.m., free/$5. HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Zach Nugent (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., free. Collaborate with DJ

JUNIPER: Jason Lee (folk), 9 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: WRUV Social, 3 p.m., free. Tough Old Bird (folk, blues), 7 p.m., free. Ian Alexy (folk), 8:30 p.m., free. Oobleck (Afro-funk), 10 p.m., free. Zuli (rock), 11:30 p.m., free. RED SQUARE: Zach Rhoads (funk), 4 p.m., free. Trenchtown Oddities (reggae), 7 p.m., $5. Mashtodon (hip-hop), 11 p.m., $5. RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Raul, 6 p.m., $5. DJ Reign One (EDM), 11 p.m., $5. RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: D Jay Baron (top 40), 10 p.m., free. RUBEN JAMES: Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free. SMITTY’S PUB: The Growlers (rock), 8 p.m., free. VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Jay Chandrasekhar (standup), 7 & 9:30 p.m., $15.

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Back in the Building, the latest album from local hip-hop duo UnKommon, is inseparable from the circumstances surrounding it: the death of founding member Ryan Morin. If you live in Burlington and are in any way connected to local hip-hop, or local music in general, it’s been hard to avoid news of Morin’s recent passing. Known to the local hiphop scene as DJ BP — although he always introduced himself as Ryan — he had long been an advocate for homegrown talent and was a tireless source of optimism and support. But Back in the Building is a testament to his growth as an artist and an MC in his own right. Sadly, posthumous releases are all too common, and many such records feel rushed or incomplete. But that is absolutely not the case here. For one thing, the album was completed before Ryan died and released in the days afterward. The sound quality is rough on a few tracks, but, in terms of songwriting, everything is not only finished but polished. You can hear how much

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strutting acoustic riffs and downcast vocals, “Gold Park” owes a debt to Figure 8-era Elliott Smith. “Like a Loser” bears hissy whispers of Guided By Voices’ lo-fi bent, not to mention their tendency toward sardonic lyricism. The album especially shines in those moments when Pignatore’s influences are more obscured — if not necessarily obscure. For example, in “Hold My Soul” he deploys intertwining vocal parts over a marching drumbeat and guitar riff that sounds like a sedated tUnE-yArDs cut. The hook on “Slugger” explodes out of an emo-tinged verse with arena-rock-style dual guitars. Album closer “Backseat” appears to borrow from Ryan Power’s psychedelic troubadour days, right down to the meandering melody and sliding intonations. If you’re counting, that’s two exceptional records from Blahvocado in as many tries. All Pignatore needs now is a band — and maybe a new moniker. Go Get Hurt by Blahvocado is available at blahvocado.bandcamp.com.

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When last we left Matt Pignatore in 2015, he was thrilling our indie-rock-lovin’ ears with Suck Up All Your Guts, released under the pseudonym Blahvocado. The album was the first he’d made since moving to Vermont from New Jersey earlier that year. Pignatore has since settled into the Queen City. Though he doesn’t perform much, he’s insinuated himself into the local scene by booking music for Burlington’s Skinny Pancake. You might have noticed that the

waterfront crêperie’s musical offerings have skewed more toward indie fare in recent months. That’s why. One need only listen to Pignatore’s own music to understand how much the man digs his Built to Spill and Pavement. Much like Guts, Pignatore’s latest, Go Get Hurt, pays overt homage to the jangly, melancholy stylings of Messrs. Malkmus and Martsch. On Guts, Pignatore achieved a rare balancing act, somehow embracing his influences without veering too far into sycophantic hero worship. Rather than lean on rote recitation, he injected enough personal style to make the oftimitated formulas of those bands and their ilk seem fresh. Pignatore continues that progression on Hurt, building on the music he loves while drifting farther into his own creative headspace. Pignatore moves at an unhurried pace. From the echoey strums of opener “Move” through album’s end, he rarely hits the accelerator past mid-tempo. “Lake View” bobs along like a late-day pleasure cruise, with airy melodies that take fluttering turns over lilting guitar jangle. With its

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work and practice went into each cut. UnKommon were eager to impress. The album launches with the propulsive title track on which BP and rapper Kin reprise the vibe of their debut, Real Hip Hop. After that nod to their roots, though, UnKommon get straight to work expanding their horizons. The feel throughout alternates between catchy, laid-back funk — a BP specialty — and crushing, up-tempo fast rap. The rappers sound equally comfortable in either gear. The songs collected here are mostly concept-driven, much like Kin’s recent side project, Unusual Subjects, with perennial 802 battle champion Learic. The commitment to lyricism reaches an almost absurd peak on “Capitals,” a song whose hook makes the its conceit crystal clear: “Fifty state capitals, we’re ’bout make them rappable, the list is alphabetical, every letter compatible.” They then proceed to bang out a killer back-and-forth routine doing exactly that. It’s almost a magic trick. The biggest surprise here is Morin himself. What makes Back in the Building

such an uncomfortable, emotional listen is how damn good BP’s performances are. His improvement on the mic since the duo’s debut is hard to overstate. He had clearly grown into his own flow and style and delivered his verses with real fire in his belly, frequently outshining his more experienced partner. While UnKommon reference hip-hop constantly, the unifying thread on all 10 tracks here is an unabashed love of music — every genre, every era that exists on record is referenced and name-checked at some point. Much like Montpelierarea party demolition unit Boomslang, UnKommon proudly identify as students of their craft, tempering the braggadocio with a genuine respect for their elders. Inevitably, Back in the Building stands as an important piece of Burlington music history, a memorial by default for a genuinely kind human being who loved to entertain. What makes it special, though, is the clockwork-tight songwriting and sheer love of the art form that infuses every track. Ryan Morin’s enthusiasm and smile, both notoriously contagious, will be missed for a very long time to come. We were lucky to have him. Back in the Building by UnKommon is available at unkommon802. bandcamp.com.


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MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Inca Hoots (rock), 9 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Vinyl Night with Disco Phantom, Villanelles, 6 p.m., free. Pink Talking Fish (hybrid tribute), 9 p.m., $15/20/25. 18+.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Pleasuredome, Quadra (rock), 8 p.m., $10/12. AA. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Cabinet (bluegrass), 8:30 p.m., $12/15. AA.

RADIO BEAN: Static Circus (rock), 5 p.m., free. 2% (rock), 8 p.m., free. Jay Kila (folk), 10 p.m., free.

JERICHO CAFÉ & TAVERN: Milo White Band (rock), 7 p.m., free. MONKEY HOUSE: Radio Underground (rock), 9 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

RADIO DELI: Tambourelli & Her SuperTrips (rock), 11 p.m., free. RED SQUARE: Sammich (rock), 7 p.m., free. DJ Pat (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: King Me (acoustic rock), 5 p.m., free. The Hitmen (rock), 9 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda’s Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

STONE CORRAL BREWERY: Billy Claxton (folk), 7 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Irish Session, 2 p.m., donation. Raon Yellowstone (indie rock), 6 p.m., donation.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Traveling Broke and Out of Gas (Americana), 9 p.m., free. ESPRESSO BUENO: Worst Song Ever, 8 p.m., $5.

stowe/smuggs

MOOGS PLACE: Mira & Iain (folk), 9 p.m., free.

middlebury area

CITY LIMITS: City Limits Dance Party with DJ Earl (top 40), 9:30 p.m., free. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Eastern Mountain Time, Little Slugger (rock), 9 p.m., $3.

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PARKER PIE CO.: College Band Showcase (rock), 8 p.m., $5.

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MONOPOLE: Blind Owl Band (Americana), 10 p.m., free.

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THE OLDE NORTHENDER PUB: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free. RADIO BEAN: Pete Sutherland & Tim Stickle’s Old Time Session, 1 p.m., free. Songwriter Sessions with Jeremy Gilchrist, 4 p.m., free. Krista Johnson (folk), 7 p.m., free. Will Soloman (folk), 8 p.m., free. A Rhythmic Sound Experiment (experimental), 9 p.m., free. The Head, Ellen Degenerates (rock), 10:30 p.m., free. THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Bluegrass Brunch Scramble, noon, $5-10 donation.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Standup Open Mic, 7 p.m., free. ZEN LOUNGE: Kizomba with Dsantos VT, 7 p.m., free. Well Wednesday, 10 p.m., free.

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HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Into It. Over It., the World is a Beautiful Place & I am No Longer Afraid to Die, the Sidekicks, Pinegrove (rock), 7 p.m., $14/17. AA.

such as Beerfest, Club Dread and Super Troopers — the last of which centers on a group of bumbling (and gloriously

MONKEY HOUSE: Stampede Fest (rock), 7 p.m., $7/12. 18+.

mustachioed) Vermont State Police troopers. Chandrasekhar performs four shows on Friday and Saturday, April 15

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Left Hand Black (blues), 7 p.m., free.

and 16, at the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington. We’d advise him to obey all posted speed limits while he’s here, since Vermont staties have long memories. Wouldn’t want to see him get pulled over, meow, would we?

chittenden county BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke/ Open Mic, 8 p.m., free.

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: The Ballroom Thieves with the Maine Youth Rock Orchestra, the DuPont Brothers (indie folk), 8 p.m., $12/14. AA. PENALTY BOX: Trivia With a Twist, 4 p.m., free. SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL: Vermont’s Next Star (open mic), 8 p.m., free.

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BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Bleeker & MacDougal (folk ballads), 11 a.m., donation. SWEET MELISSA’S: Kelly Ravin (country), 6:30 p.m., free. Live Band Rock & Roll Karaoke, 8 p.m., free.

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HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Family Night (open jam), 10:30 p.m., free. JP’S PUB: Dance Video Request Night with Melody, 10 p.m., free. JUNIPER: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free. LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Lamp Shop Lit Club (open reading), 8 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Dan Liptak Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Metal Monday: Inter Arma, Vultures of Cult, Hellascope, 9 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Pulling Yo’ Chain: A Standup Comedy Showcase, 8 p.m., free. Jenna Lotti, Keelan Donovan (folk), 10 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Concrete Jumpers (rock), 7 p.m., free. SKRIBE (garage folk), 8:30 p.m., free. Bison, Squimley & the Woolens (rock), 10 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Bryce and Cohen Bluegrass, 9 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Mashtodon (hip-hop), 8 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Dead Set (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., $3/5. 18+.

stowe/smuggs

RADIO BEAN: Lokum (music of the Near East), 6:30 p.m., free. Grup Anwar (classical Arabic), 8:30 p.m., free. Honky Tonk Tuesday with Eric George & Friends, 10 p.m., $3.

MOOGS PLACE: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom PHAT KATS TAVERN: Jay Natola (solo guitar), 9 p.m., free.

outside vermont

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Karaoke with DJ Dana Barry, 9 p.m., free.

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ARTSRIOT: Local 400: Qustionable Company, Chris Von Stats (rock), 6:30 p.m., free/$5. AA. THE FARMHOUSE TAP & GRILL: Dale & Darcy (Celtic folk), 7 p.m., free. JP’S PUB: Open Mic with Kyle, 9 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: DJ KermiTT, 8 p.m., free. Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

chittenden county HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: The Mowgli’s, Julia Nunes, the Rebel Light (rock), 7:30 p.m., $15. AA. ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free. SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL: Smokey Neufeld Project (rock), 8 p.m., free. WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Trivia Night, 7:30 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Old Time Music Session, 6 p.m., donation.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Godfather Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., free. LA PUERTA NEGRA: Salsa Lessons with Dsantos, 6:30 p.m., $12.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Papa GreyBeard (blues), 6 p.m., donation. THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): Cajun Jam with Jay Ekis, Lee Blackwell, Alec Ellsworth & Katie Trautz, 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

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MOOGS PLACE: Jason Wedlock (rock), 7:30 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Wine Down with D. Davis (acoustic), 5 p.m., free. John Lackard Blues Jam, 7:30 p.m., free.

middlebury area

WHAMMY BAR: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Karaoke with Roots Entertainment, 9 p.m., free.

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ARTSRIOT: Barika, Steady Betty (world music, rocksteady), 8:30 p.m., $8/10. AA. CLUB METRONOME: Fuel the Bern 2: S.I.N.siZZle, Enemy Self (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $5. THE DAILY PLANET: Cooper & Lavoie (blues), 8 p.m., free. HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Aquatic Undeground (house), 10 p.m., free. JP’S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free. Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., free. LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Mike Martin (jazz), 7 p.m., free. LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions, 8 p.m., free. Film

stowe/smuggs

MOOGS PLACE: Lesley Grant (country), 8 p.m., free. PIECASSO PIZZERIA & LOUNGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

middlebury area

CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom JASPER’S TAVERN: Blues Jam, 7 p.m., free. PARKER PIE CO.: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

outside vermont

NAKED TURTLE: Jay Lesage (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., free. OLIVE RIDLEY’S: So You Want to Be a DJ?, 10 p.m., free. !


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JASPER’S TAVERN, 71 Seymour Ln., Newport, 334-2224 MUSIC BOX, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533 PARKER PIE CO., 161 County Rd., West Glover, 525-3366 PHAT KATS TAVERN, 101 Depot St., Lyndonville, 626-3064 THE PUB OUTBACK, 482 Vt. 114, East Burke, 626-1188 THE STAGE, 45 Broad St., Lyndonville, 427-3344 TAMARACK GRILL, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7390

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BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-9212 CAPITAL GROUNDS CAFÉ, 27 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800 CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820 ESPRESSO BUENO, 248 N. Main St., Barre, 479-0896 GREEN MOUNTAIN TAVERN, 10 Keith Ave., Barre, 522-2935 GUSTO’S, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919 KISMET, 52 State St., Montpelier, 223-8646 LA PUERTA NEGRA, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 613-3172 MULLIGAN’S IRISH PUB, 9 Maple Ave., Barre, 479-5545 NORTH BRANCH CAFÉ, 41 State St., Montpelier, 552-8105 POSITIVE PIE, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453 RED HEN BAKERY + CAFÉ, 961 US Route 2, Middlesex, 223-5200 THE SKINNY PANCAKE, 89 Main St., Montpelier, 262-2253 SOUTH SIDE TAVERN, 107 S. Main St., Barre, 476-3637 SWEET MELISSA’S, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 225-6012 THREE BEAN CAFÉ, 22 Pleasant St., Randolph, 728-3533 WHAMMY BAR, 31 W. County Rd., Calais, 229-4329

BIG PICTURE THEATER & CAFÉ, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994 THE CENTER BAKERY & CAFÉ, 2007 Guptil Rd., Waterbury Center, 244-7500 CORK WINE BAR & MARKET, 1 Stowe St., Waterbury, 882-8227 HOSTEL TEVERE, 203 Powderhound Rd., Warren, 496-9222 PURPLE MOON PUB, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422 THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM, 1 S. Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827 SLIDE BROOK LODGE & TAVERN, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202

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With the exception of about three years in the mid-’80s, she has been here since, making her home in the woods of Sharon. Her formal education reveals itself in her exquisite sculpture, despite a professed disdain for sophistication — which also shows up in her work, most literally in woundlike gashes that mar otherwise smooth forms. Most of Blaas’ works are made of wood, and they vary greatly in scale. Her thick figurative sculptures of expertly shaped human forms bear exaggeratedly — even defiantly — vasmooth surfaces. While Blaas has employed different approaches to art making over the years, her output remains distinct and significant. Yet opportunities to see her work are few and far between. Three of her sculptures were included in the Fleming Museum’s “In Grain: Contemporary Work in Wood” exhibition last year. Blaas showed at Burlington’s Flynndog gallery in 2014, and she participated in Helen Day Art Center’s 2011 “Exposed” outdoor sculpture showcase. A handful of her pieces are currently on view at Scavenger Gallery in White River Junction. There is just one place, however, to see examples of Blaas’ larger sculptures year-round: the Path of Life Sculpture Garden in Windsor. This 14-acre attraction is located just off Interstate 91 in a field along the Connecticut River. The sculpture garden is the creation of Norwich therapist Terry McDonnell, who began work on it in 1997. For a nominal fee paid at the entrance, visitors can walk through the so-called “Tunnel of Oblivion” — essentially a culvert passageway — to view 19 landscaped vignettes that illustrate

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ia Blaas first came to Vermont from her native Netherlands “on a whim,” she said. That was 1981, a year after she completed training in sculpture at the Royal Academy of Fine Arts in Amsterdam.

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“elements that constitute human life,” according to the venue’s website. Among pieces with labels such as “Birth,” “Adventure,” “Creativity,” “Hope,” “Ambition” and “Forgiveness,” Blaas’ 12 figures stand arranged in a circle; they are meant to symbolize community. McDonnell commissioned Blaas at make the group of wooden, charcoal-surfaced heads in 2004. “I’ve always made faces,” said Blaas during a recent visit to her Sharon studio. “[Faces are] what we communicate with … what we can be fooled with, cheated with, addicted to.” For her Path of Life heads, she channeled this sensitivity to the face’s power into massive, 7-to-12-foot-tall pine logs. They have expressions that seem alive, from that of a laughing youngster to that of a wizened elder whose crinkled eyes and closed lips are harder to parse. Blaas’ accomplishment of such nuance on such a large scale is impressive. She estimates that each sculpture weighs between one and two tons. She creates her sculptures with a tool that many Vermonters know well: the chainsaw. “A chainsaw to me is almost like ink and pencil,” Blaas said. She explained that the subtractive process is akin to “finding” the sculpture within the wood: “I’ve always been a little excavator.” After carving the pieces, Blaas said, she burns them over a fire pit outside her studio until their outer layer turns to charcoal. Intense heat is applied to the

wood as it’s held over a slow-burning fire. The labor-intensive process produces an effect that couldn’t be achieved with “just a torch,” Blaas said. The charcoaling “gives this amazing texture that’s like skin.” The play of wood, fire and water is central to Blaas’ work, as is the metaphorical parallel of wood and the body. “Wood is like human flesh,” she said. “It has water in it; it’s alive. When it’s dead, [it] turns gray, just like bones.” Another series of Blaas’ charcoaled works, called the “Incurious Seekers,” can be seen in front of Main Street Museum in White River Junction. These are logs that Blaas has shaped into heads and armless torsos on long legs, standing about 18 feet tall. The artist identifies “incurious” as “a [Samuel] Beckett word” that contrasts the outwardness of curiosity with the notion of looking inward. The Path of Life heads are similarly paradoxical. Despite their lively faces and movement, the sculptures are charred — a word often used as shorthand for obliteration. The charred remains, as it were. This element of ruin resonates with Blaas, who suggested that it is “the fascination of our time.” “We love ruins,” she said, “as long as it’s not our ruins.”

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CALL TO ARTISTS ‘VISIONARY CONSPIRACY’: Members of the Surface Design Association Vermont chapter are invited to apply for inclusion in Studio Place Arts’ July/August exhibition, which intends to incite compassion and beauty through deploying fiber artists to craft “extreme examples of exquisiteness” with threads, textiles, wool, needles and looms. Interested artists should submit proposals to Eve Jacobs-Carnahan at ejcarnahan@gmail.com by May 1. To join the SDA, visit surfacedesign.org. Studio Place Arts, Barre, Info, 479-7069. ‘1 - 2 - 3 - : MATH AND ART’: Studio Place Arts seeks submissions of works that address the many concerns of both art and math. Details at studioplacearts.com. Studio Place Arts, Barre. Through April 15. Info, 479-7069.

ARTSRIOT TRUCK STOP ARTIST MARKET: Artists are invited to submit an application to vend, free of charge, at a series of summer pop-up events on Friday evenings. Email art@ artsriot.com for an application. ArtsRiot, Burlington. Through April 29. Info, art@artsriot.com. ‘BLANK SPACE’: Community members are invited to drop off a 4-by-6-inch work of art, including but not limited to drawing, painting or photograph. Open to anyone. Closing reception: Thursday, April 14, 6 p.m. Quimby Gallery, Lyndon State College, Lyndonville. Through April 14. Info, 626-6487. CALL TO ARTISTS: ART + SOUL 2016: Dunkiel Saunders seeks submissions of up to five works for the 5th Annual Art + Soul event. Artwork must be inspired by the mission of event beneficiary Local Motion, which works to bring walking and biking within reach for everyone. Prices are to be set by artists, and revenue from pieces sold will be split 50/50 between the

artist and beneficiary. For more information and art submission form, visit artandsoulvt.org. Art + Soul, Burlington, Through May 12. Info, 578-2512, kmcclennan@ dunkielsaunders.com. ‘FLIGHT’: PhotoPlace Gallery seeks submissions of photographs addressing the theme of flight for an upcoming show juried by Laura Moya. For details and to submit, visit photoplacegallery.com. Deadline: April 25. PhotoPlace Gallery, Middlebury, 1-5 photographs $30; $7 each additional. Info, 388-4500. THE GALLERY AT LCATV: Lake Champlain Access Television is looking for artists to exhibit visual arts at a spacious community media center in northern Colchester. Artists must meet the criteria of LCATV membership (live, work or attend school in Colchester, Milton, Georgia, Fairfax, Westford, South Hero, Grand Isle or North Hero). Exhibitions can be one, two or three months and include a reception. Group shows are welcome. Proceeds

from any sales go to the artists. Lake Champlain Access Television, Colchester. Through August 1. Info, 862-5724. ‘LOCALLY GROWN’: Vermont artists and artisans living in Orange, Washington and Windsor counties are invited to submit one artwork to this annual show. All work should be framed or submitted in a way that allows it to be easily hung or displayed. Chandler Gallery takes a 30% commission on any work that is sold, though works may be submitted that are not for sale. Please do not submit works that have previously been shown in Chandler Gallery. Drop off works on Sunday, April 24, 4-6 p.m., and Monday, April 25, 6-7:30 p.m. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, $10. Info, 431-0204. OPEN FARM AND STUDIO TOUR: The 10th annual Discover the Heart of the Islands invites artists to participate in an event July 9-10, taking place at community hubs across four island towns. Deadline: April 15. More information

at openfarmandstudio.com. Grand Isle Art Works. $75. Info, 372-4556. POETRY BROTHEL: The Poetry Brothel VT is seeking performers for an immersive poetry and cabaret experience that places the art of oral tradition in a bordello. All performance backgrounds welcome. Send character sketch and up to five pages of writing to poetrybrothelvt@gmail.com. More info at encounterworksproductions. com. Encounterworks Productions Salon, Burlington. Through April 22. Info, 617-780 7701. PUNK ROCK FLEA MARKET: Encounterworks Productions seeks small business owners, independent crafters, jewelry makers, clothing designers, screen-printers, local bands with cool merch, etc., for the first Punk Rock Flea Market on May 22. To register, email encounterworks@gmail.com with “Punk Rock Flea” in the subject line. Include contact info, pictures and info about

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! CAL LANE: “Traditional Culprits,” a solo exhibition of the New York-based artist’s “industrial doilies,” sculptural works that challenge conventional distinctions between masculine and feminine forms of labor. Reception: Friday, April 15, 5-8 p.m. ! CLARK DERBES: A solo exhibition of works by the 2015 Barbara Smail Award winner, whose work combines elements of Louisiana and Vermont craft and folk art with abstract and patterned painting. Reception: Friday, April 15, 5-8 p.m. April 15-June 18. Info, 865-7166. BCA Center in Burlington.

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FIGURE DRAWING CLASS: Drop-in life drawing session with a live nude model. Cash only. Karma Bird House Gallery, Burlington, Thursday, April 14, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $10. Info, 864-3840. RAY ‘PADRE’ JOHNSON POP-UP EXHIBITION: The award-winning artist showcases an array of his work, including his early western art and 13-year ongoing project, “The Faces of the Global Family.” Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, Saturday, April 16, noon-2 p.m. Info, 775-0356. TALK: VISITING CRITIC ANAÏS CASTRO: The Montréal critic and curator affiliated with Art Mûr discusses her work. BCA Center, Burlington, Saturday, April 16, 11 a.m. Info, 865-7166.

exhibition of abstract oil paintings by the Charlotte artist. Reception: Saturday, April 16, 4-6 p.m. April 16-June 30. Info, 498-8438. White River Gallery at BALE in South Royalton.

TALK: BILL BROOKS ON GAYLEEN AIKEN: Museum director Bill Brooks speaks about current exhibition “The Curious Cousins of Vermont Outsider Artist Gayleen Aiken.” Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History, Middlebury, Wednesday, April 20, noon. Info, 388-2117.

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TALK: CHUCK HERRMAN: The Vermont wood historian, educator and self-taught artist speaks about his exhibition “Out of the Forest.” Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History, Middlebury, Wednesday, April 13, noon. Info, 388-2117.

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TALK: ‘EXPERIMENTS IN TEACHING ACROSS DISCIPLINES AT HARVARD ART MUSEUMS’: Jessica Levin Martinez discusses new spaces and strategies for teaching and learning. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Wednesday, April 13, 4:30 p.m. Info, 443-3168.

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ATHENA KAFANTARIS: “Strange Music From Another Room,” an exhibition of puppets that combine craft and technology by the makerin-residence. Through May 31. Info, 540-0761. Generator in Burlington.

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‘DROP-IN — MOVING PERSPECTIVE’: Movement, video and art installations in collaboration with David Bernabo, David Cherry, Blaine Siegel and Jil Stifel. Ross Commons Seminar Room, Ross Dining Hall, Middlebury College, Thursday, April 14, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Info, 443-3168.

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More generally, the Path of Life Garden’s espousal of the cycle of birth, death and rebirth seems to resonate in Blaas’ world, as well. At her studio, a blue-painted wooden head sat beside the woodstove, waiting to fuel the fire. The head’s body was at the other end of the room, being transformed into something else. Blaas acknowledged that she was “redoing old sculptures,” and referenced Nietzsche’s claim that destruction is an important part of creativity. In the case of her sculptures, it certainly is. !

COMMUNITY DINNER AND ART SHOW: An exhibition of artwork made by children in the Winooski Family Center’s programs, with the theme “Animals in Their Habitats.” Winooski Family Center, Thursday, April 14, 5:30-7 p.m. Info, 655-4565.

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Yet charcoaling can also bear the opposite connotation: Blaas pointed out that it was once used as a means of preserving fence posts to keep them from rotting. The deep black of Blaas’ charcoal also brings to mind the recent scientific discovery of the “world’s darkest material,” Vantablack, made of carbon nanotubes. (Exclusive rights to its use for art making have been given to artist Anish Kapoor.) Blaas’ Path of Life heads smuggle the language of death and darkness into their representation of community — typically a warm-and-fuzzy concept, particularly when used in marketing. Smaller variations of the artist’s “Incurious Seekers” can be found in the sculpture garden’s “Death plot,” standing amid severed trees.

! ‘UNDER THE INFLUENCE’: An exhibition of works by Nissa Kauppila and Erika Lawlor Schmidt, whose style and subject matter reflect their respective immersions in Asian cultures: a yearlong residency in China for Kauppila, and studies of Zen philosophy and Indian metaphysics for Schmidt. Reception: Friday, April 15, 5-8 p.m. April 15-June 18. Info, 865-7166. Vermont Metro Gallery, BCA Center in Burlington.

VERMONT CRAFT COUNCIL 2016 SPRING OPEN STUDIOS WEEKEND: Shelburne Pond Studios and Sculpture Exhibit seeks artists and craftspeople to participate in their community arts event held during the statewide Open Studios Weekend May 28 and 29. Applications should include: 1. applicant’s contact info; 2. check for $35, made out to Katharine Stockman; and 3. five good-quality images of different works. Also include any special needs, e.g., access to electricity. Email shelburnepondstudios@ aol.com, or mail to Shelburne Pond Studios, c/o Kathy Stockman, 1260 Pond Road, Shelburne, VT 05482. Deadline: April 15. Shelburne Pond Studios. Info, 999-4394.

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an item of their choosing. Suggestions include a poem, sketch, written response to the image or contribution to offset printing costs. Through April 30. Info, 989-3996. Living Room: Center of Positivity in Essex Junction.

! ‘A BODY IN FUKUSHIMA’: Photographs of Eiko Otake, documenting a visit she and William Johnston, photographer and Wesleyan University professor of Japanese history, made in 2014 to the irradiated communities of Fukushima. Artist talk with Otake: Monday, May 23, 6-7 p.m. Through May 28. Info, 652-4500. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington.

KURT MADISON: Images from the Vermont landscape photographer. Through May 31. Info, 985-8222. Shelburne Vineyard. ‘THREADS OF LIGHT’: Pastel paintings by Marla McQuiston and Jane Petrillo. Through April 24. Info, 899-3211. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho.

GOLDEN TRUE: Oil paintings by the Vermont artist. Through May 15. Info, 860-4972. Vermont Art Supply and Black Horse S.P.G. in Burlington.

! ‘THREE VERMONT ARTISTS’: Paintings by Cynthia Griffith, masks by Ellis Jacobson and prints by Phillip Robertson. Reception: Thursday, April 14, 5-7 p.m. Through April 29. Info, 262-6035. T. W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier.

‘HEART AND HOME’: Honoring the passing of the Fair Housing Act, eight Vermont artists show work that examines personal perspectives on the impact of neighborhood and community. Artists include Robert Brunelle Jr., Rick Castillo, Robin Katrick, Jennie Kristel, Winnie Looby, Amey Radcliffe, John Rovnak and Ted Wimpey. Through April 30. Info, oneartscollective@gmail.com. Info, 338-0028. ONE Arts Center in Burlington.

! ADRIENNE GINTER: “Fauna Meets Flora,” an exhibition of exquisitely detailed hand-cut paper and archival foam-core constructions by the Putney artist. Opening reception: Thursday, April 7, 5-7 p.m. Art Walk Reception: May 6, 4-7 p.m. Through June 30. Info, 828-5657. Governor’s Gallery in Montpelier.

‘HYPER-UTILITY’: Curated by ONE Arts and ArtShape Mammoth, the exhibit features work by Cori Champagne, Sande French-Stockwell, Jane Gordon and Amy Joy Hosterman that considers environmental futures, survival and adaptation. Through April 15. Info, 656-3131. Living/Learning Center, UVM, in Burlington. ‘IMPERMANENCE’: Sculpture and drawings by Margaret Jacobs and Justin O’Rourke. Through April 30. Info, 363-4746. Flynndog in Burlington. ‘IN A FIELD WITH NO BOUNDS’: A group exhibition featuring two generations of artists with Vermont connections, with work that references internal and external landscapes and the relationship between them. Artists include Catherine Hall, Corin Hewitt, Julia Kunin, Meg Lipke, Meg Walker and Barbara Zucker. Through April 26. Info, 395-1923. New City Galerie in Burlington.

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JULIA LUCKETT: “Food 4 Farmers,” photography documenting a nonprofit organization that works with coffee communities in Latin America to address chronic seasonal hunger. Through April 25. Info, 881-8572. Uncommon Grounds in Burlington. LYNA LOU NORDSTROM: “Transitions and Variations,” an exhibition of solarplate etchings, collagraphs, ImagOn intaglio-types and silkscreen images by the Burlington printmaker. Saturday, April 16, 1-4 p.m. Info, 310-6579. Brickwork Art Studios in Burlington. MARK ELIOT SCHWABE: “Ignecia: A Dystopian Morality Tale Told in Sculpture” features a narrative told in aged steel and black concrete sculptures by the Burlington artist. Through April 30. Info, 489-5505. The S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington. MICHAEL PLANTE: “Balancing Duality,” artwork that explores themes of freedom and control, yin and yang, surrealism and realism, and love and fear. Through April 30. Info, 777-6566. The Wellness Co-op in Burlington. MONIKA RIVARD: Photographs by the recent artistin-residence at New City Galerie. Through April 30. Info, 863-8278. Barrio Bakery in Burlington. MONIKA RIVARD PHOTOS: Images by the Burlington photographer. Through May 31. Info, 343-1218. Scout & Co. in Burlington. ‘MUD TRANSFUSION’: Second annual UVM Pottery Co-op exhibition featuring the work of 20 artists associated with the community studio. Through April 30. Info, 863-6458. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center in Burlington. NINI CRANE: “Four Seasons of Watercolor,” paintings that reflect the Vermont artist’s love of nature. Through May 31. Info, 540-8333. Sequoia Salon in Burlington. 72 ART

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GRACE TOMCZAK: “Tentacles,” a collection of drawings and collage focused on octopuses and their form. Through April 15. Info, 657-387. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center & Mountaineering School in Burlington.

OLA CARSON: “No,” mixed-media works and the first U.S. show from the Poland-born artist. Through

APRIL EXHIBITION: Works by 16 Vermont artist members of the cooperative gallery. Through April 30. Info, 272-0908. The Front in Montpelier.

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features the New York-based artist’s “industrial doilies,” works that merge labor, sculpture and the patterns of dainty textiles. By effectively transforming hard-edged iron and steel into aesthetic, feminized objects, Lane challenges “the often prejudiced lines between what is conceived as either masculine or feminine.” Dirt becomes a third party in this conversation, further probing the human capacity for constructions both literal and figurative. A reception is Friday, April 15, 5-8 p.m. Through June 18. Pictured: detail of “Installation 6.”

May 17. Info, 864-5884. Karma Bird House Gallery in Burlington. ‘POP ART PRINTS’: Thirty-seven prints significant to the advent of the pop art movement of the 1950s and ’60s, including works by Robert Indiana, Jasper Johns, Roy Lichtenstein, Claes Oldenburg and Andy Warhol. Also works by the era’s female artists from the Fleming’s permanent collection, including Chryssa, Sister Mary Corita Kent and Marisol. ‘SEX OBJECTS: PERSPECTIVES ON GENDER AND SEXUALITY’: An exhibition of everyday and ceremonial art and artifacts curated by 40 anthropology and art history students. SAMUEL BAK: “Survival and Memory,” paintings by the Polish artist addressing his experience as a Holocaust survivor, using a Renaissance palette and personal lexicon informed by Jewish culture. Through May 22. Info, 656-0750. University of Vermont Fleming Museum of Art in Burlington. SCOTT KING: Paintings in markers, spray paint and acrylic. Through April 30. Info, 658-4771. Nectar’s in Burlington. SEABA MEMBERS ONLY SHOW: The South End Arts + Business Association celebrates its 30th anniversary with one of the largest group shows to come to its gallery walls. For every work sold, SEABA will gift a year of membership to a local artist. Through June 30. Info, 859-9222. SEABA Center in Burlington. SIENNA FONTAINE: “Acclaim of Gesture,” mixedmedia works made with walnut ink, marker, acrylic paints, spray paint and stencil work. Through June 30. Info, 859-9222. Speeder & Earl’s Coffee, Pine Street, in Burlington. VERMONT PASTEL SOCIETY: Annual group show featuring work by society members. Through April 30. Info, 859-9222. Art’s Alive Gallery @ Main Street Landing’s Union Station in Burlington.

‘A WORLD OF ART’: Mixed-media, two-dimensional artwork acquired by Ben Bergstein and April Werner during their travels around the world. Through April 30. Info, 863-6713. North End Studio A in Burlington. ‘XOXO: AN EXHIBIT ABOUT LOVE & FORGIVENESS’: Developed by the Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, this emotion-filled interactive exhibit asks you to open your heart and mind. Through May 15. Info, 864-1848. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington.

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‘32 DEGREES: THE ART OF WINTER’: Winterinspired works from the late 19th century to present, including contemporary photography, sound pieces, digital art, games and ephemeral sculpture, which invite visitors to experience the complexities of snow and ice. Through May 30. Info, 985-3346. Shelburne Museum. ‘BIRDS OF A FEATHER’: An exhibition exploring the illusory and deadly beauty of American wildfowl decoys, featuring models of 13 different bird species. Through May 1. Info, 985-3346. Pizzagalli Center for Art and Education, Shelburne Museum.

! ‘CHROMA’: A juried exhibition of photographs that use color as a primary compositional element. Among the 46 photographers from seven countries around the world, five are from Vermont. Reception: Friday, April 15, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Through April 24. Info, 777-3686. Darkroom Gallery in Essex Junction. DICK BRUNELLE: Recent abstract watercolor paintings. Through May 31. Info, 316-4265. Firebird Café in Essex Junction. JOHN MOYERS: “The Art of Giving and Taking and Giving,” photographs by the Bristol artist. He hosts two gallery events in which visitors are invited to take a photo off the wall and replace it with

! ARTHUR SHALLER: “Ships and Shadows,” original collage by the Vermont artist and architect. Reception: April 7, 5-7 p.m. Art Walk Reception: May 6, 4-7 p.m. Through June 30. Info, 828-5657. Vermont Supreme Court Gallery in Montpelier. CHARLES FISH: “Blue Ribbons & Burlesque,” photographs taken at Vermont country fairs. Through July 1. Info, 479-8519. Vermont History Museum in Montpelier. DIANNE SHULLENBERGER: “Circular Earth,” 20 collages made from natural objects. Through April 29. Info, 899-4993. Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. DJ BARRY: Work made with hand-carved stencils, an X-Acto knife and spray paint. Through April 30. Info, 225-6012. Sweet Melissa’s in Montpelier.

! DOUGLAS AJA: “African Safari,” photographs and bronze sculptures of African wildlife. Reception: Friday, April 15, 6-8 p.m. Artist reading: 7 p.m. Through May 21. Info, 426-3581. Jaquith Public Library in Marshfield. ! JIM EATON: “Swept Away,” color photographs by the Vermont photographer. Closing reception: Saturday, April 30, 4-6 p.m. Through April 30. Info, 229-9212. Bagitos Bagel & Burrito Café in Montpelier. LYDIA GATZOW: “Second Harvest,” oil paintings, charcoal and graphite drawings. Through May 15. Info, 454-0141. Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. MATT LALONDE: Watercolors by the Vermont artist. Through April 29. Info, 828-5657. Vermont Statehouse Cafeteria in Montpelier. PAUL RICHARDSON: “Vermont Water and Light,” 10 fine-art landscapes by the Montpelier publisher and photographer. Through April 30. Info, 223-7800. Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds Café in Montpelier. ‘SADDLE UP! NORWICH CAVALRY: TRAINING, TOURING AND TACTICS ON HORSEBACK’: Exhibition presenting the story of the college cavalry, including life-size imagery, sounds and historic objects. Through June 30. Info, 485-2183. Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University, in Northfield. ‘THEM, US & YOU’: A global, invitational exhibit includes more than 24 artists who investigate radical and socially accepted constructs of the other. Through April 16. Info, 479-7069. Studio Place Arts in Barre.

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ABRIE HOWE: “Into the Eyes of Animals,” drawings and acrylic paintings by the local fifth-grader. GALEN CHENEY: “To China and Back,” paintings and paper constructions created while in residence at the Da Wang Culture Highland near Shenzen, China. Through May 2. Info, 888-1261. River Arts in Morrisville.


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ATHENA PETRA TASIOPOULOS: Collage and illustration from found vintage portrait photography. Gallery closed April 10-17. Through May 14. Info, 253-1818. Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. ‘FLIGHT: EXPLORATIONS IN MOVEMENT, MIGRATION AND FREEDOM’: Artworks by gallery artists, local students and notable Syrian artists interpreting the concept of flight as it relates to ideas of freedom of expression, pilgrimage and spontaneous exploration. Through June 26. Info, 253-8943. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park in Stowe.

! ‘OBJECTS OF SATISFACTION’: A group exhibition co-presented by ArtShape Mammoth and ONE Arts, and curated by Margaret Coleman, which considers Immanuel Kant’s perspectives on art and art objects. Artists are Ann Barlow, Deborah Bouchette, Cori Champagne, Margaret Coleman, Chris Collins, Katie Grauer, Paul Higham, Marilyn Maddison, Jennifer McCandless, Jessica Mongeon, Rachel Morton and Christopher Thompson. Closing reception: Sunday, May 1, 2-4 p.m. Through May 1. Info, info@artshapemammoth.org. Vermont Studio Center Gallery II in Johnson.

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MYK MARTINEZ: Paintings by the Vermont artist, whose works have been featured in publications throughout the state as well as in Comic News Magazine. Through April 30. Info, 496-5470. Three Mountain Café in Waitsfield.

! ‘THE PAINTED STATE OF THREE VERMONT WOMEN’: An exhibition of works by oil painters Carrie Bagalio, Natasha Bogar and Jennifer Hubbard. Reception: Friday, April 15, 6-8 p.m. Through May 7. Info, 244-7801. Axel’s Gallery & Frame Shop in Waterbury.

which are rarely shown together, and more than a dozen drawings and paintings. CHUCK HERRMAN: “Out of the Forest,” carvings by the Vermont wood historian, educator and self-taught artist. Works include birds and waterfowl carved in remnants of a New Haven root fence, maple sugaring story boards and kinetic sculpture. Through May 21. Info, 388-2117. Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History in Middlebury. ‘DECO JAPAN: SHAPING ART AND CULTURE, 1920–1945’: The nearly 200 works in this exhibit showcase the spectacular craftsmanship and sophisticated design long associated with Japan, and convey the complex social and cultural tensions in Japan leading up to World War II, including the emergence of the “modern girl.” Through April 24. Info, 443-6433. Middlebury College Museum of Art. ‘DISCLOSURES: COMING OUT OF OBSCURITY’: Vermont artists Lily Hinrichsen and Karla Van Vliet bring to light parts of their past, with assemblages, works on paper and mixed media. Through May 7. Info, 382-9222. Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater, in Middlebury. DONNA ANDREYCHUK: Oil paintings described as “landscape-inspired abstract impressionism.” Through April 30. Info, 989-7419. Edgewater Gallery Merchants Row in Middlebury.

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! JILL MATTHEWS: “Full Bloom,” floral still-life paintings by the Vermont-born, Maine-based artist. Reception: Saturday, April 16, 4-6 p.m. Through April 30. Info, 989-7419. Edgewater Gallery Mill Street in Middlebury. ‘LIFE UNDER THE SHADOW’: Acrylic paintings by Bhutanese refugee Hom Pradhan that reflect the young artist’s experience growing up in a refugee camp in Nepal. Accompanying audio by VFC codirector Gregory Sharrow. Through July 31.

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‘SHEDDING LIGHT ON THE WORKING FOREST’: Collaborative exhibition featuring work by painter Kathleen Kolb and poet Verandah Porche. Through April 30. Info, 388-4964. Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury.

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‘INSPIRING BLISS’: Select works by various artists from cartoonist Harry Bliss’ personal collection, including Robert Crumb, Jack Kirby and Maurice Sendak. Through April 30. Info, 468-1266. Castleton Downtown Gallery in Rutland. JUDITH REILLY: “The Girl With the Purple Hair,” a retrospective of works by the Vermont quilt maker. Through May 30. Info, 247-4295. Compass Music and Arts Center in Brandon.

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! KATE GRIDLEY: “Passing Through: Portraits of Emerging Adults,” life-size oil paintings paired with sound portraits. Reception: Tuesday, April 19, 6 p.m. Through May 27. Info, 468-5611. Christine Price Gallery, Castleton University.

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‘OUT ON A LIMB’: Member artists present tree-inspired works that reflect the personal style of each. Through May 3. Info, 247-4956. Brandon Artists Guild.

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DAISY ROCKWELL: “Odalèsque and Other Recent Paintings,” work by the artist and granddaughter of Norman Rockwell. Through May 13. $2-20 suggested donation. Info, 356-2775. Main Street Museum in White River Junction.

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FEATURED ARTISTS: An exhibition of work by three Vermont artists: silver jewelry by Bill and Sandra Owens, river-rock sculpture by Jen Herzer and intaglio prints of wildlife by J. Ann Eldridge. Through June 30. Info, 235-9429. Collective — the Art of Craft in Woodstock.

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‘HUMAN PLUS: REAL LIVES + REAL ENGINEERING’: An exhibition offering visitors of all ages the chance to explore engineering concepts and to create a range of low- and high-tech tools that extend the potential of the human body. Through May 8. Info, 649-2200, ext. 222. Montshire Museum of Science in Norwich. ‘ICE AGE MAMMALS IN THE MEADOW’: Outdoor exhibition of life-size sculpture by Bob Shannahan and Wendy Klemperer, featuring artistic renditions of a woolly mammoth, a short-faced bear, a North American camel, a dire wolf and an American lion. Through April 30. Info, 359-5001. Vermont Institute of Natural Science Nature Center in Quechee. LYNN NEWCOMB: Etchings and lithograph prints. Through April 30. Info, 295-5901. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. ‘MUD SEASON’: Area artists exhibit a variety of works that interpret “our most cautiously optimistic season.” Through April 30. Info, 457-3500. ArtisTree Gallery in South Pomfret.

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DORIAN MCGOWAN: “3 in 1,” three bodies of work from the artist and professor emeritus of art at Lyndon State College. Through April 23. Info, 695-1111. Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. HARRIET WOOD: Exuberant oil paintings that celebrate the arrival of spring and summer. Through May 16. Info, 525-3366. Parker Pie Co. in West Glover.

! STEPHEN MALSHUK: “Antarctica: A Photographic Journey,” images of the southernmost continent by the Vermont photographer. Closing reception and artist talk: Saturday, April 16, 5-7 p.m. Through April 16. Info, 334-9166. MAC Center for the Arts Gallery in Newport. ‘WAR AND PEACE’: Paintings, watercolors and drawings that address themes of war and peace, including works by Tom Farrow, Diana Mara Henry, John Howe, Marjorie Kramer, John Rogers, Bradleigh Stockwell, Sam Thurston and Ann Young. Through April 15. Info, 323-7759. The 99 Gallery and Center in Newport.

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‘CENTERING’: An exhibit featuring five artists of regional, national and international reputation: Steve Budington, Janne Höltermann, Roberto Lugo, Billie Mandle and Seldon Yuan. Curated by art professor Jen Morris, the show includes works in video, ceramics, painting, sculptural objects and photography. Through April 15. Info, 387-6841. The Fine Arts Gallery, Landmark College, in Putney. ‘CONTEMPORARY ARTISTS VS. THE MASTERS: HOMAGE, BATTLE, RECLAMATION’: Thirteen artists address the influence of their creative forebears, including works by Eric Aho, Ross Bleckner, Babette Bloch, Taner Ceylan, Kate O’Donovan Cook, Josef Fiscnaller, Pam Glick, Mimi Gross, Richard Jacobs, Sam Jury, Matt Mattingly, Yasumasa Morimura and Cathy Osman. ‘VISIONS FROM THE EDGE: AN EXPLORATION OF OUTSIDER ART’: Group exhibition featuring 12 artists with autism and other developmental disorders: Oscar Azmita, William Britt, Susan Brown, Chase Ferguson, Evan Gozali, Elisa Huberman, Barry Kahn, Michael McManmon, Walter Mika, Jessica Park, Alba Somoza, and Shmuel Taurog. Guest curated by Tony Gengarelly.


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JON MCAULIFFE: Paintings by the New Hampshire artist, whose work is described as “if Norman Rockwell came back to life as a 21st-century hipster.” Through April 30. Info, 869-2960. Main Street Arts in Saxtons River.

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‘DIRECTOR’S CHOICE’: Selected works by Varujan Boghosian, Pat Dipaula Klein, Helen Matteson, Ira Matteson, Nick Santoro, Hugh Townley and John Udvardy. Through July 9. Info, 767-9670. BigTown Gallery in Rochester.

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JOAN HOFFMAN: “National Park Landscapes: Celebrating National Park Service Centennial 2016,” impressionistic paintings of American natural heritage sites by the South Royalton artist. Through May 12. Info, 889-9404. Tunbridge Public Library.

LYNN NEWCOMB: “The Power of Black Ink; Two Decades of Printmaking,” etchings by the Vermont artist. Through April 30. Info, 498-8438. White River Gallery at BALE in South Royalton.

‘THE HIGH SCHOOL JURIED SHOW’: The 25th annual exhibit features more than 100 juried works in a variety of media by area high school students. Through May 1. DOUGLAS CROCKWELL: “The Other Rockwell: Douglas Crockwell,” an exhibition featuring paintings by the artist and founding Hyde trustee, whose illustrative works were included in the Saturday Evening Post, LIFE, Look and others. Through May 8. Info, 518-792-1761. The Hyde Collection in Glens Falls, N.Y.

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! ‘LOUIS SHELDON NEWTON: ARCHITECT EXTRAORDINAIRE OF VERMONT’: An exhibition organized by the Hartford and Royalton historical societies that examines the life and work of the Vermont architect. Talk with John Dumville and Martha Knapp: Wednesday, May 4, 7-8 p.m. Through June 4. Info, 763-7094. Royalton Memorial Library in South Royalton.


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elissa McCarthy’s latest comedy is something of a cautionary tale. It tells a story with a profound moral, though not the one its creators intended. The movie’s message: America’s plus-size sweetheart is in danger of making the Eddie Murphy Mistake. Some of you will remember that Murphy, now a bitter has-been, was once the biggest entertainer on the planet. He shot to fame with a stint on “Saturday Night Live” and became a bona fide Hollywood star with back-to-back box office smashes — 48 Hrs. (1982) and Trading Places (1983). Then he did something that would ultimately define his professional existence. He made a movie for the money. It was called Best Defense (1984), and, as the actor himself admitted, it “sucked real bad.” Murphy made it anyway, because, as he later explained to David Letterman, “It had a check like I had never seen before. My morals and principles went right out the window. My career almost went out with it, too.” Murphy starred in another credible effort or three but eventually fell into the habit of making films for the money. Thirty years later, that’s his legacy. The list of doughmotivated duds such as Harlem Nights

(1989), Boomerang (1992), Vampire in Brooklyn (1995), The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002), Norbit (2007) and Meet Dave (2008) is as long as it is disheartening. A great comic mind is a terrible thing to waste. Like Murphy, McCarthy made a splash on TV and then skyrocketed to stardom with indelible performances in a pair of hit comedies — 2011’s Bridesmaids and, two years later, The Heat. Anyone who reads my reviews knows I love her. Which is why I worry about her making the Eddie Murphy Mistake. Let’s be honest: Identity Thief (2013) and Tammy (2014) may have helped make McCarthy No. 3 on Forbes’ list of the world’s highest-paid actresses, but they also reflect a downward artistic trajectory. One that, I regret to report, continues with The Boss. Essentially an extended sketch based on a character McCarthy created when she was a member of the Groundlings comedy group, the film tells the most lightweight and formulaic of stories. McCarthy plays Michelle Darnell, a self-help guru who’s amassed a fortune spreading a gospel of self-absorption. In her world, there’s no room for nonsense like loyalty, love or family. Convicted of insider trading, Darnell is sent to a Club Fed facility à la Martha Stew-

MONEY TALKS McCarthy plays a self-help guru who gets rich giving speeches about how to get rich in her latest, a comedy that borders on creative bankruptcy.

art. With a significant difference: When Darnell gets out, her assets have been seized, and she’s forced to bunk with her former assistant, Claire (Kristen Bell), and Claire’s adorable daughter, Rachel (Ella Anderson). From this point on, only two things that matter happen. No. 1: The ex-con hatches a mildly amusing scheme to amass a second fortune by forming a group that’s a cross between the Girl Scouts and the Hells Angels to sell Claire’s irresistible brownies door-to-door. No. 2: Touched by the way the little girl and her mother welcome her into their lives, Darnell realizes she craves love and family

after all. The third act contains more sweetening than the baked goods. Directed and cowritten by the star’s husband, Ben Falcone (Tammy), the movie offers occasional reminders of the actress’ prodigious gift for improvisation. But it relies way too heavily on pratfalls, lame gags and profanity for its finite allotment of laughs. More disappointingly, it gives us a McCarthy who, for the first time, appears content to play it safe in exchange for a fat check. Just ask Murphy. When you make it big, that’s the biggest mistake you can make. RI C K KI S O N AK

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resurrected with cyber-limbs. Before she can give Henry the power of speech, the sneering albino bad guy who did the maiming (Danila Kozlovsky) comes back to finish the job. From there on, our mute hero is on the run — parachuting into Moscow, dodging goons in crowded malls, chasing the power source he needs to survive. Henry’s only ally is Jimmy (Sharlto Copley), a motormouth of many disguises who keeps popping up to deliver exposition, only to be repeatedly, hideously and comically killed off. He’s also the film’s only character with a semblance of personality.

Jimmy’s apparent immortality eventually gets its own exposition, but other seemingly random elements — such as the villain’s telekinetic powers — go unexplained. The film’s world building is rudimentary, and no one has much in the way of motivation: Henry never stops to ponder whether he’s more invested in rescuing the wife he barely knows, saving himself, or both. The script teases a few mysteries — such as the meaning of Henry’s single intact memory — only to resolve them with groan-worthy predictability.

One might object that Mad Max: Fury Road managed to be a propulsive, genuinely energizing movie with a similarly weak protagonist. A few scenes in Henry do hit comparable highs — particularly an extended pedestrian chase scene where we can actually see what’s going on. But, while Fury Road was rigidly and masterfully structured by the journey on its titular highway and had at least a few characters with compelling plights, Henry quickly devolves into a purée of pulp-action clichés. First-person format doesn’t impart immediacy when the action is nothing we can imagine ourselves doing. It’s just another angle on the same stylized impossibilities — part stunt work, part CGI — that we see in every single superhero film. Naishuller could have used the format in far more inventive ways, even without departing from his game-inspired aesthetic. Perhaps he could have riffed self-consciously on the cyclical repetition that interactive games require to a much greater degree than film narratives, rather than simply reproducing it. There’s a hint of cheeky self-awareness in the opening credits of Hardcore Henry, with their arty slow-motion shots of various weapons shredding human bodies. Unfortunately, the rest of the film doesn’t hit even that level of sophistication. It’s like cotton candy for action fans — all sugar high, no substance. MARGO T HARRI S O N


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THE DIVERGENT SERIES: ALLEGIANT — PART 1 1/2 Plucky Tris (Shailene Woodley) and her love interest must finally escape the wall surrounding future Chicago in the almost-final installment of the popular dystopian YA series. Robert Schwentke (Insurgent) directed. With Theo James, Naomi Watts and Jeff Daniels. (121 min, PG-13)

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THE BOSS In her latest comedy, Melissa McCarthy plays a ruthless tycoon who goes to the clink for insider trading and then tries to “rebrand” herself as an icon of nice — with mixed results. With Kristen Bell, Peter Dinklage and Dave Bautista. Ben Falcone (Tammy) directed and cowrote with McCarthy and Steve Mallory. (99 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 4/13)

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MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING 2 Fourteen years later, writer-star Nia Vardalos attempts to recapture the magic of her surprise comedy hit with this follow-up in which it’s time for another wacky wedding in the heroine’s Greek family. Kirk Jones directed. With John Corbett, Michael Constantine, Lainie Kazan and Elena Kampouris. (94 min, PG-13) SPOTLIGHT Michael Keaton, Mark Ruffalo, Rachel McAdams and Stanley Tucci are among the all-star cast of this gripping drama about the Boston Globe’s Pulitzer Prize-winning investigation into the Catholic sex-abuse scandals uncovered in the early aughts. (128 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 11/25)

ZOOTOPIA A con artist fox and a bunny cop team up to uncover a conspiracy in this Disney animated adventure set in a world where critters call the shots. With the voices of Ginnifer Goodwin, Jason Bateman and Idris Elba. Byron Howard, Rich Moore and Jared Bush directed. (108 min, PG; reviewed by M.H. 3/9)

NOW ON VIDEO THE FOREST In this scare flick, Natalie Dormer plays a woman who ventures into Japan’s notorious “Suicide Forest” in search of her missing twin sister. With Eoin Macken and Stephanie Vogt. Jason Zada directed. (93 min, PG-13) There’s no place quite so comfortable as home.

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT Tina Fey plays an urbane journalist who’s a fish out of water when she takes an assignment in wartime Afghanistan in this comedy adapted from Kim Barker’s memoir The Taliban Shuffle. With Margot Robbie and Martin Freeman. Glenn Ficarra and John Requa (Bad Santa) directed. (112 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 3/9)

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empty; I am open.” Whisper it to yourself as you wonder about the things that used to be important but no longer are. “I am not empty; I am open.” Allow it to loop through your imagination like a catchy song lyric whenever you’re tempted to feel melancholy about vanished certainties or unavailable stabilizers or missing fillers. “I am not empty; I am open.” (June 21-July 22): According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you are close to tapping into hidden powers, dormant talents and future knowledge. Truths that have been off-limits are on the verge of catching your attention and revealing themselves. Secrets you have been concealing from yourself are ready to be plucked and transformed. And now I will tell you a trick you can use that will enable you to fully cash in on these pregnant possibilities: Don’t adopt a passive wait-and-see attitude. Don’t expect everything to happen on its own. Instead, be a willful magician who aggressively collects and activates the potential gifts.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Adyashanti is my favorite mind-scrambling philosopher. One of his doses of crazy wisdom is just what you need to hear right now. “Whatever you resist, you become,” he says. “If you resist anger, you are always angry. If you resist sadness, you are always sad. If you resist suffering, you are always suffering. If you resist confusion, you are always confused. We think that we resist certain states because they are there, but actually they are there because we resist them.” Can you wrap your imagination around Adyashanti’s counsel, Libra? I hope so, because the key to dissipating at least some of the dicey stuff that has been tweaking you lately is to stop resisting it!

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(MARCH 21-APRIL 20) “When I discover who I am, I’ll be free,” said novelist Ralph Ellison. Would you consider making that a paramount theme in the coming weeks? Will you keep it in the forefront of your mind and be vigilant for juicy clues that might show up in the experiences headed your way? In suggesting that you do, I’m not guaranteeing that you will gather numerous extravagant insights about your true identity and thereby achieve a blissful eruption of total liberation. But I suspect that at the very least you will understand previously hidden mysteries about your primal nature. And as they come into focus, you will indeed be led in the direction of cathartic emancipation.

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your sustaining mantra for the coming weeks comes from Swedish poet Tomas Tranströmer: “I am not empty; I am open.” Say that aloud whenever you’re inclined to feel lonely or lost. “I am not

(July 23-Aug. 22): This would be a perfect moment to give yourself a new nickname like “Sugar Pepper” or “Honey Chili” or “Itchy Sweet.” It’s also a favorable time to explore the joys of running in slow motion or getting a tattoo of a fierce howling bunny or having gentle sex standing up. This phase of your cycle is most likely to unfold with maximum effectiveness if you play along with its complicated, sometimes paradoxical twists and turns. The more willing you are to celebrate life’s riddles as blessings in disguise, the more likely you’ll be to use the riddles to your advantage.

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you might be feeling a bit extreme, maybe even zealous or melodramatic. I wouldn’t be surprised if you were tempted to make outlandish expostulations similar to those that the poet Arthur Rimbaud articulated in one of his histrionic poems: “What beast must I worship? What sacred images should I destroy? What hearts shall I break? What lies am I supposed to believe?” I encourage you to articulate salty sentiments like

election season, media pundits exult in criticizing candidates who have altered their opinions about important issues. This puzzles me. In my understanding, an intelligent human is always learning new information about how the world works and is therefore constantly evolving his or her beliefs and ideas. I don’t trust people who stubbornly cling to all of their musty dogmas. I bring this to your attention, Scorpio, because the coming weeks will be an especially ripe time for you to change your mind about a few things, some of them rather important. Be alert for the cues and clues that will activate dormant aspects of your wisdom. Be eager to see further and deeper.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Friedrich Nietzsche published his first book, The Birth of Tragedy, in 1872, when he was 28 years old. In 1886, he put out a revised edition that included a preface entitled “An Attempt at Self-Criticism.” In this unprecedented essay, he said that he now found his text “clumsy and embarrassing, its images frenzied and confused, sentimental, uneven in

pace, so sure of its convictions that it is above any need for proof.” And yet he also glorified The Birth of Tragedy, praising it for its powerful impact on the world, for its “strange knack of seeking out its fellow-revelers and enticing them on to new secret paths and dancingplaces.” In accordance with the astrological omens, Sagittarius, I invite you to engage in an equally brave and celebratory reevaluation of some of your earlier life and work.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Go back to where you started and learn to love it more.” So advised Thaddeus Golas in his book The Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment. I think that’s exactly what you should do right now, Capricorn. To undertake such a quest would reap long-lasting benefits. Here’s what I propose: First, identify three dreams that are important for your future. Next, brainstorm about how you could return to the roots of your relationships with them. Finally, reinvigorate your love for those dreams. Supercharge your excitement about them. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “What am I

doing here in mid-air?” asks Ted Hughes in his poem “Wodwo.” Right about now you might have an urge to wonder that yourself. The challenging part of your situation is that you’re unanchored, unable to find a firm footing. The fun part is that you have an unusual amount of leeway to improvise and experiment. Here’s a suggestion: Why not focus on the fun part for now? You just may find that doing so will minimize the unsettled feelings. I suspect that as a result you will also be able to accomplish some interesting and unexpected work.

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(Feb. 19-March 20): How many fireflies would you have to gather together in order to create a light as bright as the sun? Entomologist Cole Gilbert estimates the number to be 14,286,000,000. That’s probably beyond your ability to accomplish, Pisces, so I don’t recommend you attempt it. But I bet you could pull off a more modest feat with a similar theme: accumulating a lot of small influences that add up to a big effect. Now is an excellent time to capitalize on the power of gradual, incremental progress.

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(April 20-May 20): “We never know the wine we are becoming while we are being crushed like grapes,” said author Henri Nouwen. I don’t think that’s true in your case, Taurus. Any minute now, you could get a clear intuition about what wine you will ultimately turn into once the grape-crushing stage ends. So my advice is to expect that clear intuition. Once you’re in possession of it, I bet the crushing will begin to feel more like a massage — maybe even a series of strong but tender caresses.

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