Seven Days, September 6, 1995

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Flushed R0L with Success In May, some 500 delegates attended an international toilet symposium in Hong Kong that covered such topics as design of public toilets, culture and social habits of toilet use, and environmentally friendly, or "green," toilets. Also part of the three-day conference, according to The Washington Post, was an edict by the Japan Toilet Association, which two years ago held the first such international toilet symposium and claimed to have raised public awareness of toilets in Japan; "Now we have just started to build the international toilet network. We hope the toilet network will spread over the world."

Two months before leaders of the Group of Seven leading industrialized nations convened their June summit at the Maritime Museum of the Atlantic in Halifax, Nova Scotia museum officials closed the bathrooms for six weeks of renovations requested by G7 organizers.

•British Scrabble player Michael Goldman, 62, filed a lawsuit against the Association of Premier Scrabble Players for not allowing him sufficient time to

go to the bathroom during a tournament at the Buratin Hotel in Folkestone.

Goldman said he had to negotiate five crowded hotel conference rooms — including one crowded with a convention of cowhands — then wait in line to use the facilities.

He said he was away no more than seven minutes, but in his absence, his opponent completed his turn and officials started Goldman's game clock, causing him to lose four minutes of playing time, the tournament, and ultimately, $318 in prize money.

"This may appear to be a relatively trivial matter, but it is not," Goldman's lawyer said, noting that Scrabble is Goldman's "recreation and an important part of his life."

Sex is Its Own Punishment Vigorous sex can cause blurred vision, according to Johns Hopkins University researchers. The temporary condition, called valsava retinopathy, usually is associated with other forms of exertion, such as weightlifting, or with prolonged vomiting or severe coughing. It results from tiny blood vessels breaking or delicate tissue at the back of the eyeball tearing. Dr. Neil M. Bressler, a co-author of the study, commented, "Maybe this gives us a physical explana-

tion as to why some 'old wives' •Australia's brothels and sex tales' said certain sexual activities shops announced a boycott of could result in blindness."

French-made adult videos, magazines and sex toys to protest •In Denver, David Joseph President Jacques Chirac s deciZaba, 32, pleaded guilty to assault for pouring varnish on his sion to resume nuclear testing in the South Pacific. "French-maid wife during sex instead of the outfits and French knickers are honey and chocolate syrup she being taken out of window diswas expecting. Angela Zaba said plays and requests for condoms that the varnish made her hair as French letters are to be fall out. The police reporting the ignored," said the Eros incident said the couple have Foundation, which represents been using food as part of their Australia's sex trade. The industry sex life for six or seven years, notis also undertaking a major ing that the wife "stated that this review of language and terminolis not the first time he has used ogy which paints the French as varnish, but she has had enough, lovers and therefore peaceful. so she called the police."

•Dutch prostitutes were invitIs Nothing Sacred? ed to join an offshoot of the In Italy, a police investigation country's main trade union, into illegal gambling discovered called Prosex, to improve their that an unnamed man in his 60s working conditions, stop emptied his family tomb in La exploitation and set standards of Spezia so he could sell it to pay service. off gambling debts. After raising Sadomasochistic sessions, for 100 million lira ($60,000), he example, will be more strictly reportedly reburied the five regulated. The mistress must exhumed relatives at a cemetary guarantee client safety, keep a key six miles away. nearby and ensure that handcuffs and other bindings take no Oops! longer than 30 seconds to unfasIn Portland, Oregon, 19-yearten in case of an emergency. old Troy Harding was turning (After Reuters news agency postaway from his car when he ed this dispatch, it issued a corbumped into the tip of his radio rection, asking editors to use the antenna and about 3 1/2 inches version headlined "Dutch of the antenna poked into his Prostitutes Unionize to Protect nose and entered his brain. "Its Rights") instead of the previous the weirdest thing you've ever one : "Dutch Protestants heard of," Harding told doctors Unionize to Protect Rights." after pulling himself free. He lost

about a pint of blood and reported the only after-effect seemed to be that standing gives him a headache.

•In Grottoes, Virginia, rookie police officer David E. Broad, 40, told Chief Charles Lawhorne, 48, that he was having problems taking his gun out of his townissued holster. According to The Washington Post, Lawhorne called Broad to his house for some training "to save your life." They practiced quick draws with unloaded weapons, and when Broad thought the session was over, he reloaded to return to duty. As he was heading out the door, the chief clapped and told him to draw just one last time.

Thinking he was "still in training mode," Broad turned and pulled the trigger, shooting the chief in the chest. A General District Court judge ruled the shooting was accidental.

Occupational Hazard In Brazil, retired beer-taster Bernd Naveke sued the brewery he worked for, claiming it turned him into an alcoholic. Naveke, who is seeking $160,000 in compensation, said he drank the equivalent of 50,000 bottles of beer during his 20 years with the firm. A company official denied the charge, explaining that beer tasters need drink only a small amount of each sample, although they aren't prevented from drinking the whole amount. •

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— can you have a chat with the mayor in the

tors, motivated by good

morning and turn up in his speech that after-

writing, venturing into the dog-

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pany offer words of encouragement as they're

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hooking up your service? Ditto the phone guys,

SAT scores big in The Atlantic Monthly

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By Paula Routly..

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Maybe we are crazy. Crazy to think Vermont deserves a feisty, provocative weekly owned and

martesque conglomerates?

The go-year-old

Nine months ago we had no

written by people who know the community.

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intention of owning a paper. We

Crazy to believe that people appreciate intelli-

By P. Finn McManamy.

had just invented one we liked a

gent, well-written articles on pages that look as

lot — Vox— and looked for-

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One thing's certain: We're crazy about this paper. The goal of Seven Days is to provide a

drastically altered our plans. In

weekly mix of articles about people, places and

short, we realized the only way

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This is what I get for cutting those new-age nostrums some slack. I decided to conduct my own experiments. Having rounded up a couple of MDs and a volunteer candlee, I went to my neighborhood new-age apothecary shop to buy ear candles. I discovered to my surprise that 1) they were 11 inches long — I'd had the idea they were the size of birthday candles; and 2) they cost $3.50 each.

This gets you a hollow cone made of wax-impregnated cloth with a raw-materials cost of maybe 10 cents — a profit margin that has to make even ballpark hot dogs look economical.

Figuring that the MDs' medical education had probably been a little light in the ear-candling department, I also bought an ear- candling manual. In the "theory and research" section I read that "the low flame of the [ear candle] wick creates a slow vacuum which softens and pulls the old wax into the base of the candle."

Slow vacuum? I read on. "Our theory is that [various benefits] are possible because all the passages in the head are interconnected, allowing the candles to drain the entire system osmotically through the membrane of the ear... All nerves have a thin coating of spinal fluid which can become polluted. The fluid in your body circulates 14 times a day in order to cleanse itself... Our cranial bones become misaligned...[Candling] cleans the lymph within this structure as well as the cochlear hairs themselves. "Whew, too deep for me. But the manual did have pictures, so even dopes could do it right. > The medical team consisted of Keith Block, a family practitioner with an interest in alternative medicine, and Cecil's good friend Clark Federer. Clark is a surgeon rather than an ear-nosethroat guy, but I meant to be prepared for any eventuality. Our subject was Pat, a 30-year-old male who'd had earwax removed via conventional medical treatment some years earlier.

First we peered into Pat's ears with an oroscope, the familiar flashlight-type examining device. The poor guy had enough wax in there to make his own candles. We put him on the table, lit the candle and stuck it in his ear in the prescribed manner. Then we watched, struggling to suppress the thought that we should also be chanting and maybe sacrificing small animals.

When the candle had burned down to two inches we snuffed it and examined the treated ear with the oroscope. No change, except possibly that wax was dented where the candle had been stuck in. Upon slicing open the candle stub, however, we found a considerable quantity of brown'wax and whitish powder. The manual had the audacity to intimate that the powder was Candida yeast extracted from the ear, conceding that possibly "1 to 10 percent" was from the used candle. The disappointed.MDs were more inclined to say it was 100 percent, but just to be sure we burned another candle in the open air. When we sliced it open we found wax and powder identical to the first. Conclusion: It's a hoax, although candling devotees will probably say we just didn't do it right. Maybe we should have sacrificed those small animals after all.

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Recently I heard about ear candling from a friend and\ ever on the prowl for novel ways to rid myself ofearwax, decided to investigate. My friend's mother and sister had tried ear candling and were enthusiastic about its virtues. One ecstatic earwax remover reported that a "gumball-sized" glob ofearwax was recovered after the procedure. That was incentive enough for me. Sure enough, inserting and burning an ear candle produced yellow, stinky wax in the stub of the candle tube.

However, I was suspicious of the cause of said wax and demanded that a "control candle" be burned in free air, with no ear attached Ear candling devotees worldwide cried out in sorrow when we cut the stub open to reveal... another glob of stinky yellow wax! Cecil, it's alia sham, a ruse, a hoax. Would that it were otherwise.

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sk any group of college students what brought them to school in Vermont and their answers will likely range from "skiing" to the family Jeep. Few will flash back to a certain four-hour exam that measured their brain power on a scale of 0 to 800. Those who do recall that sweaty rite of academic passage are more inclined to associate it with a number-two pencil than one 90-year-old psychemetrician living in Vermont.

The guy behind the graphite is Henry Chauncey, the Harvard-educated football-playing founder of the organization that administers the Scholastic Aptitude Test — along with the LSAT, GRE and countless other entrance exams. Last month, after a long career of multiple

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choices, Chauncey finally got some real publicity for his life's work. He is the subject of a two-part article about the "sorting" of American society that appeared this month and last in The Atlantic Monthly. Writer Nicholas Lemann stumbled onto the story while pursuing questions unanswered by his own study of American "opportunity" — The Promised Land — about the northern migration of blacks from the rural

PAST THE TEST:

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ghettos of Chicago," says Chauncey, explaining how Lemann ended up in the archives of the Princeton-based Educational Testing Service.

"Meanwhile in this country we

IT TOOK A WAR TO GET THE COUNTRY REALLY ORGANIZED SCHOLASTICALLY South to the city of Chicago.

"The old American dream of anybody being able to rise to the top, wasn't applied in the

are worshipping meritocracy, or selection of the best. How do you put these two things together?"

This conundrum — how to provide greater access to education with a systematic means of selection — is what started the national discussion about standardizing testing in the first place. And piqued the interest of young Chauncey, the son of an Episcopal minister, who transferred to Harvard as a psychology student after a year at Ohio State.

Getting into Harvard was no problem. Chauncey had gone to Groton, a prestigious boarding school, and the long

essay tests administered to wannabe freshmen were specially designed for preps. But with the exception of a dozen Ivy League institutions, admissions testing was a thing of the future. Especially during the Depression, the primary entrance requirement was the ability to pay. Informal scholarships — like the one Chauncey received — were both competitive and insecure.

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Nothing worse than being forced to drive to South Burlington for a magazine that should be available downtown. But even Barnes & Noble ran out of the New Republic last week on account of its cover story: an expose on the "crunchy capitalism" of ice cream entrepreneurs Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield. Titled "The Evil Empire," the story promised some pretty deep dishing. But the scoops were skimpy: Will readers be outraged to learn the new chief Bob Holland was recruited by head hunters, not poets? That in its effort to help "Amazonian forest peoples," the company accidentally assisted a band of Portuguese rubber tappers? Worse still that Ben and Jerry screwed some guy out of a couple thousand pumpkins pies.

Ironies, maybe, but nothing "evil." Even the untimely death of Jerry Garcia came off like a crunchy plot to sell more ice cream.

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The next best thing to a double latte at Muddy Waters? A full-bodied Australian Merlot. By the end of September — or whenever it gets a new walk-in — the coolest coffeehouse in town will be adding alcohol to its blackboard list of beverages. "Eurocafe is the term we keep hearing," says Carrie MacKillopp. "Instead of going into a smoky bar for a Budweisfcr, you can come in and chill with a cheese plate and a glass of wine."

Promise, no chicken wings.

IN BRIEF:

Old journalists never die. They pop up in People magazine. Former Vermont reporter Steve Rosenfeld landed on the contents page of People last week — one of a mass of mourning Deadheads at the Jerry Garcia Memorial in San Francisco.

Holding a microphone amongst a mass of fawning followers, he looked pretty damn objective...Former Freeps freelancer Scott Sutherland is the new arts editor of the Casco Bay Weekly.

Sutherland has been living in Maine since his wife, Amy Killinger, got a job with the daily Portland Press Herald. It will be tougher now for Sutherland to pull off those big New York Times articles. The last one was a treatise on Phish, which recently moved its management to Burlington. The office location is top secret — we're not telling — but enterprising Phish fans will find it soon enough.

HARMONIC DIVERGENCE:

Tom Philion does not rush home to Mahler after a long day at the orchestra. The pony-tailed director of the Vermont Symphony Orchestra packs it up and jams. Since winter, he has been "germinating" a vocal project with Andy Green and Patti Casey — "trio harmonies and stuff" is as sound-specific as he'll get. City Market will host the coming-out gig at the end of the month. The band name? North Union.

Wonder if the city will sue?

A C T T W O : Steinbeck or Corn Flakes? Rusty Dewees has studied both. But given the choice this summer, the" red-headed actor wisely chose "Lennie" over breakfast cereal. Best known for his portrayal of a colorful French-Canadian logger in the David Budbill play Judevine, Dewees has also appeared in the Vermontmade films Ethan Frome and Where the Rivers Flow North. Of Mice and Men may not be typical summer fare, but its a downer worth doing thanks to the collective talents of director Bob Ringer and actors Clyde Holt, Gil Rood and George Woodard.

Even the dog is well directed. Drift on over to Champlain College Saturday night...Speaking of rare appearances, Gal is back — with a whole new show about sex, death and taxes. As usual /• 0< the outrageous comedienne has fashioned herself a wild new outfit — this one looks like a cross between a corset and a climbing harness.

Otherwise she is looking very, well, Dietrich.

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12 COURSES WE'D HOST LIKE TO TAKE if

e have a tradition here at Seven Days, a back-toschool ritual as heady as the smell of fresh chalk, as insistent as its squeak across a blackboard. Which is strange, because who still uses chalk?

What's a blackboard? Strange, too, because Seven Days is but a few heartbeats old. Still, it's a newspaper where tradition runs deep.

Which means that the moment college catalogs are distributed, we rush across Vermont campuses and pore over the course descriptions, selecting the classes we wish we could take if only we weren't busy getting out our first paper.

So, the rest of you, forget about degree requirements and that slog across campus in the deep snow to sit in the back of an overheated classroom. Forget about tests. There will never be a test!

What follows are 12 courses offered by local colleges that we think sound fun and enlightening. All course titles and quoted descriptions are real; the rest is open to interpretation.

First, let me note several classes that didn't quite make our list. Could be good, could be hell.

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need to enter the federal witness protection program. This is something not to be sneezed at, unless, of course, you happen to be allergic to pollen. Torts is the legal term for the broad range of civil wrongs; also small pies, usually filled with fruit. In "Toxic Torts" you'll learn how to bake tasty pastries that pack a wallop, perhaps to serve to pesticide pushers and lobbyists.

Bring your own rolling pin.

You're playing hardball now.

A N I M A L CARE AND RESTRAINT (Vermont Technical College)

When little Timmy said, "Lassie, get help!" he wasn't

office affairs where, once your co-workers hear about it, they check you out every morning to see if you're wearing your own socks.

REFUGEE VOICES (Goddard College)

This course considers where voices go when they flee their owners. In particular, students will consider the case studies of Bill Clinton and Bernie Sanders, both known for frequent attacks of laryngitis.

Sanders' voice has been located in a Buddhist community of cloistered monks, and Clinton's was overheard in Paris, where it

By P. Felix the Cat, hangs out with the cognoscenti in Rome and Paris, hobnobbing, smoking Gauloises down to his nicotinestained paws. And why? Ail to determine what the hell the sonnet form has to do with the continuation of the species. If you had to put your money on the survival of the fittest, whom would you pick — Darwin? Or Emily Dickinson? I think it's a grudge match, and my money's on Amherst.

FRONT OFFICE O P E R A T I O N S (Champlain College, HSP 310)

How often are we called upon to perform surgery in our own

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a boy/girl? "Gene splicing in the development of biological weaponry" will also be explored. Scary.

THE ART OF CREATIVE NON-FICTION (Church Street Center) The instructor will teach you how to tell lies about your past and lies about other people you know. The catalog reads: "As the boundaries between fiction and non-fiction soften and blur, creative non-fiction has emerged as a respected literary genre." Yep. Respected by whom — Oliver North?

Mommie dearest, can you hear the clacking of my keyboard?

Can you feel the ache of my carpal tunnel syndrome?

SOIL M E C H A N I C S (UVM, CE 108)

You'll study those brave mechanics of the soil, the earthworms and ants, and investigate their workdays and what they do to relax. Exciting field trips in your own backyard are just about guaranteed.

N U R S I N G THEORY (UVM, G R N U 310)

This course will examine sick theories, such as, "If You Tap It Lightly With a Hammer It Will Loosen;" "In the Unlikely Event of a Water Landing Your Seat Cushion May Be Used as a Flotation Device;" and Newt Gingrich's "Contract 'With' America." Participants will then judiciously and calmly restore these sick theories to health.

Not for the squeamish, but there will be rewards in the afterlife.

W H O A M I? THE M Y E R S BRIGGS TYPE I N D I C A T O R (Church Street Center)

I don't know if I want Myers and Briggs working together to determine my type. If I don't know who I am, how do Myers and Briggs? They don't know.

Well, Myers might. But not Briggs. Definitely not Briggs.

W H O WAS JESUS? (CHRISTOLOGY)

H Y P E R ART

(St. Michaels College, 212)

Again I ask: If they don't know the answer, why are they teaching the course? And isn't "Jesus Christology" a swear?

MEAT F A B R I C A T I O N (Vermont Culinary Institute)

This course teaches "the identification and fabrication of meat." Intriguing, I know. It's just that it doesn't tell you what it's fabricated from.

Finally — oh, ye studentsof-life-to-be — check out these courses for the fell of 1995.

kidding about a whimpering need for psychotherapy This is a class that teaches boundaries right off, because when you're surrounded by dogs and bunnies with their limpid gaze, you might just flat-out forget to take care of your own needs.

You know the old saying: "Give a dog a bone and he eats for a day — but if you teach a dog to open a can opener, he'll eat all the food in the house."

P R O F E S S I O N A L AFFAIRS A N D ETHICS

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(UVM Graduate School, 364)

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I've never conducted an affair professionally. I'm more of an amateur, a let's-wing-it kind of gal. But I'm happy to proceed discreetly with one of those

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ship, Harvard instituted a bold new scholarship program.

Newly graduated, civic-minded Chauncey was placed in charge of the head hunting. But he needed a more efficient means of assessing scholastic aptitude — "a uniform means of comparing students from all across the highly localized American education system," as Lemann puts it, "an academic equivalent of the standard gauge that the railroad industry had adopted after the Civil War." By this time the first multiple-choice scholastic aptitude test had been invented and tested at Princeton — by Carl Brigham, author of the racist Study of American Intelligence. for which he later apologized.

Chauncey used the test and liked it. So much that he convinced other elite colleges to adopt it as well. In 1937, he organized the first simultaneous testing experiment at 150 locations around the country.

Still, it took a war to get the country really organized scholastically. The first largescale deferment program, which involved testing thousands of young men for the Navy, propelled Chauncey to leave Harvard and head up a company that would later become the

Educational Testing Service.

The second, instituted as part of the Selective Service Act of 1948, brought his new organization windfall profits — and the biggest public relations challenge of his career.

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easuring intelligence is tricky business. Complicated by war, it is downright dangerous. While Chauncey was interested in using tests to level the playing field, others, like Hitler, were using them to justify discrimation, sterilization and genocide.

I Q tests in particular tend to rub Americans the wrong way — perhaps because they rule out self-improvement as a means to better their brain power. Confusing scholastic aptitude and intelligence quotient, draft deferment and exemption, many people were up in arms when President Truman signed an executive order in 1951 to protect "superior scientific, professional and specialized personnel from active service." Even television journalist Edward R. Murrow criticized the policy for encouraging a caste system based on intellect: a country divided into GI Joes and IQJoes.

With determination and diplomacy, Chauncey rose to the occasion. He spent months defending the SAT, which he

insists to this day is not a measure of native intelligence but "developed ability." Good scores, he explains, have as much to do with "prenatal care, family support and community" as innate ability. The field of testing is controversial — "you get used to wearing a hair shirt," he says. But as acceptance of the test grew, so did

GOOD SCORES, HE EXPLAINS, HAVE AS MUCH TO DO WITH "PRENATAL CARE, FAMILY SUPPORT AND COMMUNITY" AS INNATE ABILITY. efforts to make it a better measure of scholastic potential.

Chauncey concedes there are cultural biases and that the test may be overemphasized.

Even more startling, he has never actually taken the test. "I left that to my children and grandchildren," he jokes. And after nine decades and two marriages, Chauncey has lots of

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"Out of the question," he guffaws. "That one should go to a much younger person."

Between his books and his progeny, Chauncey still gets an earful on education. One son handles admissions at Roxbury Latin, another ran the Science Development Park in New Haven for six years. Last weekend his granddaughter in Vermont — a South Burlington grad — made her way down to Mount Holyoke for freshman orientation. She didn't exactly ace the test her grandfather defended with his life. "But the school has a nice paragraph about how if a girl goes to a good school, does well and has good recommendations, they don't necessarily look at the scores," Chauncey explains.

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His eldest daughter convinced Chauncey — still ablebodied and active — to move to Wake Robin. Two years ago, he left his 340-acre farm in northern Pennsylvania for a neat little apartment at the continuing-care retirement facility in Shelburne. The living room is scattered with books — on democracy, artificial intelligence, Newt Gingrich. Clearly, the 90-year-old pioneer of educational testing has no intention of retreating from the world.

Soon after he arrived in Vermont, Chauncey started up a friendly correspondence with then-Vermont Education Commissioner Richard Mills.

Without identifying himself — he worried that his interest would be interpreted as an "intrusion" — he made inquiries about the Common Core of Learning program, commented on its content standards and made a pitch for the most controversial of his own educational ideas: interactive multi-media instruction that would supplement traditional classroom teaching. "The teacher becomes a guide, a motivator, a discussion leader," he explains.

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hen you're in school you never think about reunions 10, 15 or 20 years down the road. Why should you? At 18 you're still creating the past you'll someday wax sentimental about. But if you live long enough, one day the letter will arrive in the mailbox announcing a reunion of your graduating class. Mine came in June.

It's safe to say that my alma mater wasn't an ordinary college. Located in Glen Ellyn, Illinois — 30 miles west of the Chicago Loop — it was first and foremost a men-only institution. The top enrollment was only 400 students. Upon my arrival on campus in August 1965, I found the upperclassmen wearing long black robes known as cassocks. And the common goal of the student body was not to get into the world and make as much money as possible, but rather to "bring Christ's name and grace to all." Or so the school song declared.

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U» Angrlt.. C.I,I. III. way of buggy whips. The rule that had once allowed only Catholic Church for what he up. Two were ordained priests. four off-campus trips a year got perceived as two glaring shortAll of us were grayer or heavier flushed, and my classmates comings: failing to acknowledge or both. Eight were accompa-

h e t h i r d year, a n d by 1 9 7 0 only t20 were left to receive their degrees. One year later Glen Ellyn shut down for good.

Young men were no longer considering a life of celibacy in God's name a viable lifestyle.

At my reunion last month in Ossining — the home of Sing Sing Prison — 25 of the original 120 freshmen showed

nied by wives and children.

Several of my former classmates became social workers. One is a state legislator in Kentucky.

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Kevin, a former roommate and one of six classmates to reach ordination, left the priesthood and married a former nun. Today, he's a nurse on Cape Cod. His wife works, he explained, for "one of those Save the Whales-type groups."

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he was picking up a small stack of four ones — four ones she'd been monitoring for 20 or 30 minutes, trying to tell if they were tip or barchange — when it began again, the need. Four clean dollars in a pile didn't come along all that often, and as soon as it was clearly left, clearly waiting, she took it with her left hand while looking the other way. She was only looking the other way out of some vestigial modesty. But the hand with the money accidentally brushed a hurricane glass, long and fluted, and it shattered quietly into the ice bin. It was a pina colada. There was no color, even, to telegraph the fragments. It all gleamed up at her, some of it harmless and some of it, maybe, not.

Alison picked the big pieces out, all she could see, and when she'd done so, she brushed damp hair off her forehead with the back of her hand and looked around. Nobody'd seen.

It was a Tuesday, and the few people in the bar were caught up in their own trite, individual addictions: sipping gin, shooting pool, darts, searching robotically, vainly for available women in the nearly all-male

not like it really makes it any more dangerous."

He looked her over. He didn't even bother to ask what she meant. "I'll keep that in mind," he said. He looked around mechanically. "What's your name?" he asked.

"Watch your ice," Alison said, smiling, pointing down into the amber liquid. He took a sip, showing her his dimple.

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But all of it touched off something particular inside of her. It was a need to cause change. It was disgust with the sameness, the smugness of the small city, which, because it was the largest and the most liberal in the empty state, was unaware of its own bloodlessness and mediocrity. It was an urge to smear the air with what was wrong. She was gracious enough, in some part of her, to see these feelings — when they cropped up every six months or so — as an unexpected inheritance from her mother, but in Alison's mind they were also precisely what set the two of them apart, in addition to life and death. Alison did; her mother had never done.

AS THEY PASSED BANK STREET, HER MOTHER GLANCED LEFT, THEN PULLED UP SHORT. SHE CAUGHT HER BREATH AND SWUNG ALISON AROUND. "THERE HE IS," SHE SAID.

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So she kept pouring drinks, something she'd never done before. The bin had to be emptied, wiped down, and refilled if you broke a glass in it. That was gospel. Now every time she filled a glass with ice and made a drink she felt like the psychopath in a Hitchcock film.

People accepted the drinks from her hand. "Thanks a lot," they said.

"Alcohol's a poison anyway," she told one guy out of the blue as she handed him a Chivas and Coke. "I should be giving away rusty nails for swizzle sticks. It's

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By the time she left the ' Metronome, at a little after 3 a.m., the need had swelled to include everything she saw walking home. Classical music was still playing from overhead speakers; it drizzled down on the heads of the few panhandlers standing and stamping under the neat awnings of shops. She found herself wondering where the main stereo system for the mall was located, how to get at it.

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On Pearl Street, she passed Pearl's, the city's only true gay bar. It was a standard, two-story white frame building, with shuttered windows, discreet.

Two women came out the door, turned and came up the street toward her. They were hand in hand, maybe 20 or 21, heads cropped very close and with blazers and hiking boots. Alison could hardly believe them, the daring anomaly of them in the quiet little street.

"Right on," she said to them as they passed her.

They turned and one of them smiled quizzically, put a hand on top of her dyed-black hair.

"What'd you say?"

"You guys are excellent," Alison said, walking backward in the dark.

"We know," the other woman said.

"But thanks," the first one put in before turning around.

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Everyone seemed to wear glasses and neat khaki pants, pressed skirts. Everyone looked smart and rich.

And on the upper end of Church Street — the brickand-cobblestone pedestrian mall, politely closed to traffic — stood a white church with a steeple that rose up into the blue sky like the hugest, boldest, most sterile middle finger Alison had ever seen. Some days as she was walking up the mall she would just look around her at the people shopping and the young kids clumsily smoking cigarettes on the laquered green benches. She would just marvel that they couldn't see it. It was a fuck-you that was too big and too fundamental for them to see. All the outlying villages, Milton, Jericho, Richmond, had their steeples, but not like Burlington. When the stereo-enhanced bells went off at noon, Alison could hear them from her apartment window, down Pearl Street, almost to the lake. Eight tones, four descending, then the same four ascending in reverse. Every day, every day.

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By the time she died she had the face that some middleaged white w o m e n get: pasty, doughlike, as though life had taken the tanned, sharp young woman in Alison's baby photos and methodically unbaked her.

O n e Sunday morning when Alison was six, 10 years before the death, her mother had woken her gently. T h e room was cold and dark. It was 4:15 in the morning. "Get up," her mother whispered. "Quick.

Don't be scared, little baby. It's all right. But get up. Don't think. We have to go catch someone."

Alison pulled on clothes, complaining in a hushed, whiney voice. Her mother stood at the doorway, in the square of light, clicking her tongue. "He's only there for

another half-hour," she said in a lilting voice, "then hefliesoff home. You're gonna miss him because you're such a slow shoe-tier."

They parked the car beside the VFW building and walked a block to Church Street. Her mother looked up and down the length of it. "Nope. We missed that part. He's down by Main Street by now." She had Alison's hand and she swung her arm, as though they were on a holiday.

"You are just gonna love him.

He's just beautiful," she whispered.

They walked down the mall under the streetlights, between the rows of expensive shops, which even at six had seemed to Alison designed for people other than she and her mother. As they passed Bank Street, her mother glanced left, then pulled up short. She caught her breath and swung Alison around.

"There he is," she said softly.

Alison looked, saw nothing until her mother pointed to it. It was a street-sweeper, a large green tank of metal with twin iron forks extending from the cab like tusks. Circular brushes were moving underneath it, noisily, just barely visible. A small side light threw a careful spot of illumination at the point where the revolving brush met the gutter.

Alison just stood there in the dark. Her mother walked her closer. "Look at that man," she said over the swishing noise and

the diesel exhaust.

Alison looked at the driver, a large man with white hair and glasses. He was leaned way over, watching the spot of light, driving by watching his brush and the curb. He might have been ice fishing, sitting blandly over a hole in the ice, for all the enthusiasm she could see. Occasionally he'd lift his head, check his bearings, and then lean over the lighted gutter again. Once she saw him spit on the street. Gum wrappers and cigarette butts blurred with the coming of the brush, vanished.

Alison's mother looked at Alison. She shook her head, almost at a loss for words. "Every time I see him I can't believe him," she said.

A poem came out of it, one drafted that very morning when they got back to the house. All of Alison's complaints her mother turned into apostrophe, to the early hour, to the humble machine, to the driver with the bleak, diamond-cutter's eye.

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Unlike his first novel published last year — The Millenium Shows (Albion), based on a fictionalized Grateful Dead-like band — Baruths new book is constructed as interconnected short stories in which certain characters recur. His references to real Burlington spots, like Club Metronome, make it an "insider" read for locals — or students temporarily inhabiting the city. To some of the latter, Baruth is known as that cool young prof in the English department who teaches advanced fiction writing, publishing and introduction to lit. Last year, he garnered a Black Warrior Review literature award for a story about a character with a heart the size of a pea.

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'CHAMBER MUSICALE': Mixed ensembles make classical music at a birthday celebration for Catamount Arts.

Steven and Bonnie Klimowski, Elizabeth Metcalfe, Marilyn Johnson and the Westminster Quartet perform. South Congregational Church, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

'SINGER-SONGWRITER SUMMIT': Party with Rachel Bissex, James Mee, Dick McCormack, Patti Casey and other folk fans of Catamount Arts. Grace United Methodist Church, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

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'DANCE GALLIMAUFRY': Local movers Patty Smith, Meg Cottam and Janet Warner-Ashley combine kinetic forces to celebrate the 20th birthday of Catamount Arts. Fuller Hall, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 7482600.

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'DUCK RACE': The new rescue facility in Richmond benefits when you buy a "duck" to compete for cash in a launched race down the Winooski River. The Highland Weavers perform.

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ARTS CELEBRATION: Catamount Arts is celebrating its 20th with an allday open house. Art and craft demonstrations, mime shows and a complete screening of the Charlie Chaplin film Limelight — the first film ever shown at Catamount — are part of the festivities. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

ROAD RACE: The fifth annual TriCity five kilometer race benefits the Winooski Youth Development Commission. Champlain M'H> Winooski, 10 a.m. $10. Info, 655-9477.

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theater 'DANCING AT LUGHNASA': See September 7, $12.50.

AUDITIONS: See September 9.

ONE ACT PLAYS: Looking for double-duty drama? With Answers, playwright Tom Topor explores the psychology of power, corruption and justice in a police interrogation room.

Tongues, by Sam Shepard and Joe Chaikin, is a Zen-beat piece about living in the moment. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 863-2343.

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HUMAN RIGHTS WRITE-IN: Make a dictator your pen pal and save a life through Amnesty International.

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T O U R D E F O R C E : Is the tourist replacing the tractor as slow-moving symbol of economic viability in Vermont?

Local leaders — including Burlington Mayor Peter Clavelle compare notes Thursday in a post-guv, pre-peeper discussion sponsored by the Downtown Burlington Development Association. Bring your tote bag.

2 * DOCTOR, DOCTOR: It's easy to think ill of doctors, given how much they charge to make you wait. But country medicine is a different story, according to Vermont authorphysician Beach Conger. His first book, Bag Balm and Duct Tape, now has a sequel. Office hours are Friday at Chassman and Bern.

3 * F I R E P O W E R : Not many art shows devote themselves to the subject of war — least of all recent battles. But with her vast canvases of smoking Kuwait, painter Susan Crile picks up where "Guernica" leaves off. She talks about art as ammo in a Sunday gallery talk introducing her work at the Middlebury College Museum of Art.

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H O M E HEALTH F O R KIDS: Molly Fleming conducts a "tea and wisdom" lecture under the auspices of the Onion River Co-op. Burlington Food Shelf, 7 p.m. $3. Info, 863-3659.

PASSENGER RAIL W O R K S H O P : Can Vermont emulate the European success with passenger rail service?

Planner David Sellars explores the parallels at Warren Town Hall, 8 p.m.

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'DEADLY PERSUASION': Jeanne Kilbourne illustrates the evils of advertising with a slide lecture. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2535.

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Shake your thing with instructor Richard Gonzalez.

MODERN/JAZZ DANCE: Slow/intermediate adults, Tuesdays 78:30 p.m. Intermediate/advanced adults, Wednesdays. 6:30-8 p.m.

Olympiad, S. Burlington, $9. Info, 985-5216.

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Suzanna Bliss teaches "Herbal Survival for Parents of School Kids" — easy ways to treat colds, lice, pink eye and ear infections.

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f you were to pile up all the pizza sold in Burlington in just one month, you'd probably have a wobbly tower taller than any of the city's buildings.

Were the tower to topple into Lake Champlain, the resulting tidal wave of grease hurtling toward the Adirondack^ would pose an environmental hazard of magnificent proportions. You get the point. We Americans — including Vermonters — eat tons of this stuff.

Why? Ostensibly because it is relatively cheap and convenient. Cooking for ourselves is something a lot of us can't, won't or don't have time to do, and pizza is just a phone call away. And it's everywhere: A quick flip through the Yellow Pages reveals more than two dozen pizza joints in the Burlington area alone. After tasting the offerings from nine local pizzerias that deliver into Burlington, however, I suspect that the real reasons we order it are sloth and blind habit. It only seems inexpensive to call out for pizza if you're literalminded about money; $8 for dreck is still $8 too much.

As a professional chef, I'm well aware of the formidable challenges that come with cooking and serving food — let alone trying to please people — and I offer kudos to those who get it right. Last week, when the staff of Seven Days and I ordered pizzas to the downtown office, our standards were simple enough. Yet only four of nine pies met most of them.

The first thing we noted was telephone manners. These ranged from friendly and

knowledgeable to merely competent to downright rude. The next factor was delivery time.

We thought that half an hour was reasonable, but a few took closer to 45 minutes.

Other factors on the delivery end included ability of the driver to find us without getting lost (one found "corner of Church and Cherry, downtown Burlington" daunting), driver manners and even packaging. I was particularly impressed with

the deft manner in which some drivers unzipped the sporty little thermal jackets used to keep the pizzas piping hot, but we decided not to count that. %„ We ordered a "small" pizza from everyone in the Burlington area that delivers.

We learned that some places call their smallest pizza "medium," which we found confusing. We requested that each pie be half-vegetarian and half "the works," and left that up to the pizza makers' imaginations.

This seemed a fair way to assess how each place deals with meat and meatless pizzas, as well as special requests.

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When the savory pies arrived, the first thing we checked for was a good crust.

The importance of crust to pizza cannot be overstated, since that's the basis of the whole thing. The word pizza, after all, derives from the Greek word pitta — the flat bread found in Greece and the Middle East. A pizza with pleasing toppings but a wet, gummy, greasy or bland crust makes for some awful chow.

Part of the challenge here is presented by the relatively low temperatures of American gas or electric pizza ovens, about 55QE By contrast, ovens in the birthplace of pizza — Naples, Italy — are wood-fired and made of brick. Their extreme temperatures, in excess of 700F., make for a crisp pie in under two minutes. (For a good approximation of this lighter, more truly Italian-style pizza, check out Burlington's Sweet Tomatoes on Church Street, where $8 and change will get you a crispy, 12-inch pie that's satisfying without requiring an investment in stretch pants.)

Of the pizzas we tried, the only ones with crisp bottoms, good textures and more-thanbland flavors were Pizza Hut, Leonardo's and Kalin's.

As for toppings, we expected that most pizzerias would have very similar takes on "the works." We were right — that usually meant pepperoni, ham and sausage. Two unwelcome surprises were bacon on the pie from Manhattan Pizza and "mystery-meat" shavings on the pie from Junior's.

We were surprised, though, by the stultifying level of conformity among the vegetarian pizzas. Only three showed any sensitivity to the boundless creative potential of vegetables.

Kalin's and Mr. Mike's did a reasonably good job, but the winner was Leonardo's — easily the best-looking and freshesttasting pizza in town. (Out of 12 choices, we went for Nicole's Greek Island with spinach and feta cheese.) The rest featured a scattering of crudely chopped, unevenly cooked, uninteresting vegetables. Pizza Hut and Little Caesar's actually used canned mushrooms. Junior's included thumb-sized chunks of raw broccoli, stems and all.

In the cheese department, Kalin's and Leonardo's tasted the freshest and were in best proportion to the rest of the pie. Little Caesar's was heavy with cheese and, like Domino's, tasted cheap. Ditto for the sauce.At the end of our taste-athon, we ranked the delivered pizzas overall. In descending order, here goes.

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All things considered, Leonardo's was our pick as the best pie in town. The employees are informed and courteous, the pizzas creative without being far-fetched. There's obvious care taken to balance flavors, colors and textures.

Generous portions, lots of veggie options, choice of whole wheat or white crust. Well worth the premium price. We also liked the nifty little foldout menu tucked into the box.

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Price: $11.88. Speed: 27 minutes.

Fresh-tasting, with that handmade, cared-for appeal.

Good crust and sauce, some skill with vegetables. People are friendly on the phone and the owner, Michael Kalin, even delivers some nights. UVM students may recognize him as^Jif guy at the Espresso Express cart over the last four years.

3Mr. Mike's, 206 Main St., Burlington, 864-0072. Open 11:30 a.m.-midnight. Price: ^ ^ $10.75. Speed: 45 minutes.

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The Savoy Theater welcomes Seven Days.

Here is our exciting fall line-up!

Friday, September 8 - Thursday, September 21 6:30 & 8:30 "Larry Clark's KIDS is an important movie tliat crackles with the raw power of disturbing truth...After seeing it, all but a few Hollywood films about teenagers will strike you as moronic fluff." - The Boston Globe o o Friday, September 22 - Thursday, September 28,6:30 & 8:30

Tom DiCillo's LIVING IN OBLIVION with Steve Buscemi Friday, September 29 - Thursday, October 5,6:30 & 8:40 Friday, October 6 - Thursday, October 12,8:50 Only

Luis Bunuel's classic BELLE DE JOUR with Catherine Deneuve Friday, October 6 - Thursday, October 12,6:30 Only

Todd Haynes' SAFE with Julianne Moore Friday, October 13 - Thursday, October 26,6:30 & 8:30

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hose who attended the reunion last month came | for the simple reason that Maryknoll was an important part of our young lives. It was probably the last time we had enjoyed stability and certainty, when our lives seemed all planned out. Friendships were strong because of a common purpose. But when "the '60s" erupted, our innocent dreams crumpled like a house of cards.

Not surprisingly, the reunion was a mixture of sadness and joy. Another old roommate, I learned, had died climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro. Another who had left the seminary and become a surgeon was killed in a San Francisco car accident during his medical residency.

The one former faculty member from our Glen Ellyn days who still lived there, a somber, conservative theology teacher, was conveniently out of town the weekend of our reunion. Too bad. Fr. Frazier had been my nemesis. As the acknowledged political activist in my class — they still joke about taking up a collection to bail me out during the 1968 Chicago Democratic convention — I had inevitably locked horns with Frazier. He had nothing but fear and disdain for the "outside world." I had fervently believed then, and still do, that that's precisely where Christ was to be found.

I'll always remember the day Fr. Frazier called me into his office midway through my third and final year at Glen Ellyn.

The distinguished theologian sternly told me, "Mr. Freyne, it's not a question of whether or not you have a vocation. The question is whether or not you're still a Roman Catholic."

—. I guess he was right. I never fancied wearing the blinders necessary to remain an officially designated Roman Catholic.

And I certainly never wanted to end up living in a big, empty building with a handful of old men who cling to the vision of a church where women are second-class and there's no such thing as gay people in the kingdom of God. Twenty-five years later the Catholic Church is a shambles.

Back in the '60s, "scandalous" priests made the newspapers for getting arrested at civil rights or anti-war marches. Or being deported from some Central American dictatorship for preaching liberation theology to the peasantry.

Today when a Catholic priest makes the news, it's often because he's been busted for sexually assaulting altar boys. It surely takes a lot of moxie to pass the collection plate in a church in which the priesthood has become a refuge for pedophiles.

If anything, my seminary reunion got me thinking about things long ago parked on the back shelf of cognition. The "spirit of Christ," as we used to call it, still lives. Ironically, the Church is about the last place you'll find it. d

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R E V I S T I N G T H E ARTS & C R A F T S S T Y L E , artifacts from a popular turn-of-the-century movement. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 388-3177. Opening September 8.

T H E F I R E S O F W A R . p a i n t i n g s of Gulf War fires by Susan Crile. Middlebury College Museum of A r t , Middlebury, 388-3711. Opens September 7.

ART O F TOUCH . sculptures and collages by Rosalyn Driscoll meant to be experienced through all the senses.

Middlebury College Museum of Art, Middlebury, 388-3711. Opens September 7.

20 Y E A R S , 20 A R T I S T S , an exhibition of Vermont artists in celebration of Catamount Arts' 20th anniversary. Catamount Arts, St. Johnsbury, 748-2600. September 8-9.

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TRANSITION, multi-media works about Through September 16.

PICASSO: MULTIPLE-STATE PRINTS, exhibition oflithographs by Pablo Picasso from the Ludwig Collection. Also, the Ormsbee Collection of Pacific Art and Artifacts. Fleming Museum, University of Vermont, Burlington, 656-0750. Through December 10.

INTERNATIONAL COMPUTER ARTISTS. high-tech works curated by UVM professor Cynthia Rubin.

Francis Colburn Gallery, University of Vermont, Burlington, 656-2014- Through September 15.

ORIGINAL ACRYLICS and PASTE L DRAW IN6S. by Jeanette Chupack and Cindy Wagner, respectively.

Robert Paul Galleries, Burlington, 658-5050. Through October 8.

RECENT PAINTINGS AND DRAWINGS by Marco MorafFy Alonso. Daily Planet Restaurant, Burlington, 862-9647, Through September.

WEST SHORE VARIATIONS, lino prints by Roy Newton. Pickering Room, Fletcher Library, Burlington, 863-3403. Through September.

PUERTO CABEZAS: SISTER CITY PHOTOGRAPHS, by Dan Higgins. Fletcher Room, Fletcher Library, Burlington, 863-3403. Through September.

THE NAGASAKI SURVIVORS, by Japanese post-war photographer Tomatsu Shomei, in conjunction with the lecture series, 'The Legacy of Hiroshima and Nagasaki." McAuley Fine Arts Center, Trinity" College, Burlington, 658-0337. through October 19.

IMPRESSIONISTIC MONOTYPES by Elizabeth Iliff. McAuley Arts Center, Trinity College, Burlington, 6580337. Through November.

PAINTINGS by Karen Dawson. Lakeside Gallery and Art Studio, Burlington, 865-1208. Through October 15.

STREAM CONSCIOUSNESS, paintings and collage by Mimi Love. St. Paul's Cathedral, Burlington, 864-0471.

Through September 24.

JUST ONE QUESTION. paintings by Sally Sweetland. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848.

Through September 28.

POSES. PROPS AND SETTINGS, Portraits from the Collection. Also, BEST THE COUNTRY AFFORDS. Vermont Furniture 1765-1850. Also, CLOTH AT HAND, Costumes and quilts from the Collection. Also, embroidered family records, decorative needlework from the 18th and 19th centuries, hooked rugs, printmaking techniques and more. Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 985-3346. Through October 22.

REFLECTIONS ON BASIN HARBOR, annual juried show of Vermont artists. Basin Harbor Town Hall, Vergennes, 475-2311. Through September.

ARCHITECTURAL DRAWINGS by Sheila McGowan. The Better Bagel, WiUiston, 879-2808. Through October.

SAI L AWAY , classic and modern boating art. Four Winds Gallery, Ferrisburgh, 425-2101. Through October.

MULTI MEDIA WORKS, by Robin Clements. The Pyralisk Gallery, Montpelier, 229-2337. Through September.

PAINTINGS AND SCULPTURES, by Vermont artist Phyllis Goldberg. Red Mill Gallery, Johnson Studio Center, Johnson, 635-2727. Through September 17.EXPOSED I VERMONT SCULPTURE OUTSIDE, by 18 multi-media artists. Helen Day An Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through October 15.

C L I C K A RT Anyone who's still laboring over page setup and print-out will be awed, by computer artwork now at the Francis Colburn Gallery at the University of Vermont. Curated by UVM art pro- | fessor Cynthia Rubin, who teaches electronic art, 13 pixel pushers from North America, Europe and Asia demonstrate that bit-maps can be beautiful and evocative things. "Cynthia and Richard Alter the Fall," a print of a nearly-nudetcouple by Canadian artist Greg Garvey, conveys in tile-like sections a splintered relationship. * Jacque Charbonneau's "Rolling Stones #1" resembles a dyed, enlarged slide sample —^ abstract, mysterious and vaguely primordial. Ear- more controlled and less "computer-like" are Paul Browns sinuous, Escher-like squiggles and the lovely, calH-\ graphic compositions of Annette Weintraub. The variations in style and quality s u r e s t an art form ;; that is still embryonic but, like all infanis, shows great promise

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hen I first heard Chin Ho! about three years ago at Nectar's, Pee Wee Herman was there. Well, sort of. See, vocalist Andrew Smith had thrown a Pee Wee doll into the crowd and it was being tossed gleefully around when I walked in. As Pee Wee surfaced and Smith belted out, "If I Only Had a Brain," nobody seemed to care much about what it all meant — except that it was great fun. And, perhaps, an appropriately absurd farewell to the recently-busted "Playhouse" host.

THE HO! DUDES:

Back then, Chin Ho! was performing the melodic pop/alt-rock songs from their debut tape, Drink. Amidst personnel changes on bass and guitar, the band released Recovery in 1993 and Big Crowd earlier this year. Exhaust, Chin Ho!'s latest recording — produced by the band and Joe Egan at Eclipse Studio — documents their movement toward a harder, more aggressive sound and darker lyricism. Frontman Smith, guitarist David Morency, bassist David Barnett and drummer Patrick Coyne are

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joined on the recording by new member Bill Mullins on lead guitar and piano.

The opener, "Bleed White," sets the sonic and thematic tone of the collection. Echoes of the jangly guitars of Chin Hoi's past remain, but the group's sound is now fuller and made loud to play loud. Lyrically, a feeling of existential depletion pervades. Consisting entirely of the lines, "Talk, talk, talk/It's all exhaust/It's all getting lost/It's all getting lost," the tune features a bottom-heavy bass and guitar riff that rings a bit too familiarly if you've listened to headbanger rock bands of the past decade.

While not strikingly original, the playing is shrink-wrap tight, and Smith's use of vocal dynamics sustains interest.

Raymond Carver once wrote that he liked short stories to have "some feeling of threat or sense of menace" in them.

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Chin Ho! has included at least one "unplugged" offering on each of their previous releases and this one is no exception.

"I Regret" is an appealing pop song of the hook-laden, threeand-a-half-minute variety, with Smith backed by Mullins and Morency's strumming. "Seeing Things," a wistful, slow number about friendships and the passage of time, brings the disk to a close. Here, Mullins contributes tasteful piano and acoustic slide guitar fills reminiscent of the Stones in their country period.

Listeners who enjoyed the light-hearted sensibility of Chin Hoi's early work might consider their latest imagery to be overly morbid (see "Sleeping Pill Suicide," "West Dayton Hill Road" and "The Undertakers").

But that's more a barometer of personal taste than a judgment of the recording. To my ears, the best tracks on Exhaust — "Clouds," "I Regret" and "Seeing Things," among others — are as strong as any that this talented, evolving band has produced to date. •

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rion. The high-octane "Strong Street," for example, begins: "Last night your windows were open/They were colors I've never seen them before/I couldn't help but hear the strange sounds emanating." The observer goes on to describe a scene of physical abuse, but his response remains uncertain: "I'm not sure if I should bring this up or if I should keep my mouth shut/I don't know if I should say something/Some of the secrets of Strong Street might be better off kept."

"Drive By" brims with nervous energy, and "Clouds," which echoes Pearl Jam in its baritone-tenor vocals and scorching guitar solo, also fits the "threat" and "menace" bill.

A distinct sense of locale is one of Smith's admirable songwriting qualities, and Burlington's presence is felt not only on "Strong Street" (in the Old North End), but also on "Susan Upstairs." A rather colorful neighbor — she's "certified by the government" — Susan is memorialized in the song for her habits of pacing the floor above, talking to herself, and littering the neighborhood with lipstick-stained cigarettes. The careening tempo and

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REVIEW LIVING IN OBLIVION The camera lens is the real lookingglass — on one side, a wonderland of drama, beauty,flawlessness;on the other, a world quite often the opposite. Its this universe of flubbed lines, missed marks, intruding boom mikes and egos run amok which provides the setting for writer-director Tom DiCillos hilarious Living in Oblivion.

The great Steve Buscemis at the Steve Buscemi: low-budget high hopes. eye of the storm here as a director whose high hopes for his low-budget feature are relentlessly dashed by a series of nickel-and-dime apocalypses. The grips too preoccupied with his own script to get the smoke machine to operate properly. A dwarf storms off the set because he resents being cast in a dream sequence. ("Do you know anyone who has ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Even my dreams don't have dwarves in them!") And then there's the production's pretty-boy leading man who wastes everyone's time "throwing out" ideas — which, invariably, deserve just that. In this film's centerpiece performance, James Le Gros is utterly without mercy in his send-up of Brad Pitt (the pretty-boy leading man in DiCillos previous film, Johnny Suede.

Intricately plotted, snazzily acted and beautifully observed, what we have here is at once a catalog of the folly, futility and pure frustration involved in making a movie, and the reason that it is — once in a while — worth every bit of the trouble.

Time for one of the most popular versions of our quiz - in which we test your powers of reconstructive thinking with an assortment of famous features for which we need the owners' famous names...

PREVIEWS TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, JULIE NEWMAR Wesley Sniper, Patrick Swayze and John Leguizamo star in the Priscilla-reminiscent story of three road-tripping queens who find out what a drag it is to break down in rural Nebraska.

NATIONAL LAMPOONS SENIOR TRIP A class of Ohio students takes a field trip to meet the President. Sounds like an easy veto.

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Little Princess 1, 3:20. Crimson Tide 6:40, 9:10. Nine Months 12:40, 3:05, 6:50, 9:25.

Batman Forever 12:30, 3, 6:30. 9:05. While You Were Sleeping 12:50, 3:15, 7. Congo 9:20.

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THE PROPHECY **You don't need divine powers to see the future of Christopher Walken's latest glare-a-thon (he's a rebel angel leading an overthrow of heaven): A quick death in theaters then buried for eternity on the bottom shelves of video stores everywhere.

LORD OF ILLUSIONS *** Could it be Clive Barker's got more than blood, pierced body parts and, well, splattered brains on the brain? Scott Bakula stars in this story of a detective who gets sucked into the vortex of a Manson-style family, and it's a surprisingly engaging affair.

DESPERADO *** Robert Rodriguez's follow-up to the shoestring breakthough, El Mariachi. The story concerns a one-man war against an evil drug lord, but the story will engage you less than the dazzling camerawork, off-the-gauge energy level and the sizzling chemistry between co-stars Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT *** Julia Roberts at long last has something to smile about.

Acclaimed director Lasse Hallstrom brings us the nicely observed, snappily acted saga of a family and the crises that keep it close. A monor work in the context of the filmmaker's career — light on magic and heavy on marquee value — the picture is nonetheless refreshingly adult, and a fair portion of the dialogue is funny enough to have you distance-spitting popcorn.

KIDS *****The most shocking, most important movie of the year, Larry Clark's controversial mock-documentary chronicles a day in the lives of several New York City teens and preteens.

Newcomer Leo Fitzpatrick is unforgettable as Telly, a 17-year-old with sex on the brain and HIV in his blood.

BABE***** George {MadMax) Miller has produced one of the wittiest, weirdest, most wonderful films you're ever likely to encounter. The story of a curious pig and his barnyard buddies, the picture combines gorgeous camerwork, laugh-out-loud comedy and landmark animatronics. I can't remember the last time I enjoyed a pork product this much.

October 7 Manchester

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Legends of the Fall 9:10. Nobody's Fool 12:40, 3:20, 6:50, 9:20. Quick and the Dead 12:50, 3:30, 7 , 9:35, Tall Tale 1:10, 3:05, 7:20.

Top Dog 1, 3:10, 7:10, 9:30. Legends of the Fall 9:10.

CENTURY PLAZA Dorset Street, S. Burlington, 862-4343.

Country Life 12:50, 3:10, 6:50, 9:10. Usual Suspects 1:10, 3:15, 7, 9:15. The Brothers McMullen 1:10, 3:20, 7:10, 9:20.

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To Wong Foo 12:50, 4:05, 6:45, 9:35. The Prophecy 12:45, 3:40, 7:10, 10:05. Dangerous Minds 1:05, 4:05, 7:05, 10. Something to Talk About 12:30, 4:05, 7, 9:55. Waterworfd 12:50, 3:50 (Mon-Fri only), 6:30, 9:50. Apollo 1312:35,

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S H O W C A S E C I N E M A S Williston Road, S. Burlington, 863-4494.

Apollo 13 12:45, 3:35, 6:30. 9:20. Lord of Illusions 6:55, 9:40. The Prophecy 1, 4, 7:10, 9:35. Pocahontas (Sat-Sun only) 12:55, 3:50, 6:50 (Monday-Thursday onlv)- Desperado 6:50 (Fri-Sun only), 9:45. Waterworld 3:45, 9:25.

Something to Talk About 1:15, 7:05. Babe: The Gallant Pig 12:35, 4:05 (Sat-Sun only), 7:15 (Mon-Thur only) N I C K E L O D E O N C I N E M A S College Street, Burlington, 863-9515.

Kids 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50, 10. National Lampoon's Senior Trip 1, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 9:45. The Tie That Binds 2:40, 5, 7:15, 9:30.

Mortal Kombat 1:40, 4, 6:30, 8:45. Walk in the Clouds 2, 4:20, 6:45, 9. Magic in the Water 2:20, 4:40. Beyond Rangoon 7, 9:15.

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Most of us use a mere 5 L€0 (July 23-Aug. 22): We go now to ourfinancialcorrepercent of our total brainpower, preferring to devote the spondent, Guru Tiffany, for an update on your progress in

BY ROB BRLZSNY remaining 95 percent to the storage of things like old song making ends meet. Tiff: "Well, Rob, I'm sorry to report the ARICS (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Maharishi Mahesh Yogi brags that lyrics and memories of the mean things ex-lovers did to us. I latest ABC/Wall Street Journal Poll shows that only 12 perwhen his teams of meditators set up shop in any given town, am pleased to report, however, that ever since your quantum cent of all Leos have gotten aromatherapy for their credit they can lower the crime rate, improve the weather and put leap of faith youve been drawing juice from a full 12 percent cares, as you've suggested. And a mere 9 percent have witheveryone in a better mood. I haven't seen the data, but I firm- drawn all their filthy lucre from the bank and washed it with of your gray matter — with no letdown in sight. Can you ly believe it's possible. When a bunch of people all relax and keep it up? Doubtful. Eventually, the Five-Percent Majority no-phosphate Eco-Suds in a bronze Tibetan bowl blessed by concentrate on a single theme at the same time, you've got the the Dalai Lama, as you've also prescribed. Apparently, very will probably drag you back down to its level. But while makings of a major magic spell. In fact, what do you say we you're up there at the superhuman level, you just may be able few Leos have yet to take your suggestion that they purify harness the power of group meditation for your benefit this to solve riddles that have plagued you all your life. their money karma with slapstick rituals." week? On September 9 at 3 p.m. EDT, lets all focus on the CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The poet Rilke captured my VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I implore you not to alphabetize following words for exactlyfiveminutes: JOB JOY FOR feelings about your imminent future when he siad, "I want to the spices in the cupboard this week. I beg you not to wash ARIES. beg you to be patient toward all that is unsolved in your and polish your bottlecap collection or read the VCR instrucTAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): "Dear Rob "BigTalker" Brezsny: heart and to try to love the questions themselves." In other tion book from cover to cover or count the cracks in the sideFrom now on, I'm calling you Mr. Empty Promises. You keep walk as you take a perfecdy-timed 22-minute walk. Your cur- words, Capricorn, you're welcome to be a know-it-all the hinting around that paradise is just around the corner, and it other 51 weeks of the year, but this week I strongly urge you rent surplus of good karma, rowdy chutzpah and incredibly never comes. I'm tired of getting my hopes built up for noth- precise luck is too valuable to channel into projects like that. to trust nothing but the gray areas and the mysteries. The ing. — Faithless Taurus. Dear Faithless: My glowing predicfewer conclusions you jump to, the smarter you'll be.

On bended knee, I'm pleading with you to seek out instead tions always assume you're going to do the hard work to adventures that make your knees wobbly, your heartbeat flut- AQUARIUS: (Jan.20-Feb. 18): I thank you in advance for make them come true. Before you dismiss me as a hype-meis- tery and your mouth absolutely speechless. sharing, Aquarius. I feel sure you're going to want to share ter, you should ask yourself if laziness and passivity are saboyour brains out during the upcoming tete-a-tetes and heartLIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct.22): In this, the hour of your discourtaging your opportunites. Having said that, however, I must to-hearts. Need I refresh your memory about how many legal agement, I'd like to share an insight my therapist gave me report that the week ahead is an exception to the rule. You highs tend to flow your way whenever you help underaehievrecently. It's easy, she said, to love people for their wonderful won't have to lift a finger to collect a host of blessings. ers subdue their demons? Need I risk being vulgar to remind qualities and the excitement you feel when you're with them.

G€MINI (May 21-June 20): I'm coming to you this week you about the generous moods overachievers get into when What's tougher and more interesting is to love the way they from a place the local Mississipians call Crazy Cave. To drive disappoint you. You learn as much through disappointment, you make it possible for them to really relax their sphincter home the metaphor that I think should guide your life this after all, as you do from quenching your longings. Those who muscles? Your selfish interests are served, my catalytic and week, I will soon be rappelling down 230 feet into a yawnsymbiotic friend, by being unselfish. let you down, then, are worthy of the gratitude you'd give to ing, unlit abyss — braving claustrophobia, weird smells and PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): You're smack in the middle of your any of your best teachers. Besides, what good is your love if who knows what else. As my feet paw against the slick sides Unbirthday Season, that flippy-floppy time when you're going it's only given to those who do something nice for you? of the vertical tunnel, I'll be thinking of you, hoping that you SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Can you guess what the folto be deluged by feedback whether you like it or not. So you will be delving deeper and deeper into the pungent subtermight as well like it. In fact, you should probably encourage it lowing events have in common? 1) Sir Edmund Hillary ranean heart of your own world. and solicit it — even pay for it. To get in the mood, I recommstanding at the top of Mt. Everest in May 1953. 2) Charles CANCCR (June 21-July 22): It'll be a week rife with leaks, mend an intense session of Mirror Therapy. (Caution: If you Darwin admiring his freshly published masterwork, On the rumors and embarrassing truths. There's no telling how many Origin of Species, in London, November 1859. 3) Joan would prefer to cling pitifully to outdated self-images, please covers will be blown, short cuts revealed and hidden connecdo not try this.) Ready? Then make a date with the best mirror Anglicus, who had secretly impersonated a man all her adult tions exposed. He or she who communicates best will win you know. The only instruction you need is to gaze into your life, donning the purple robe upon being elected Pope John every game. He or she who gossips most constructively will own eyes without interruption for at least 13 minutes.

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Long wait.

Hut, 471 Riverside Ave., Burlington, 862-0222. Open 11:30 a.m.-midnight; Price: $10.46. Speed: 23 minutes.

Even though the service is cold and matter-of-fact, this is as good as corporate pizza gets.

Nicely composed with good ingredients except for the canned mushroms. Crust is crisp on the bottom, cheese and

meats are tasty. Not much effort on the vegetarian, though.

Fastest delivery.

Manhattan Pizza and Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 6586776. Open 5-11 p.m. Price: $9.67. Speed: 28 minutes.

Good crust at the pub, but the delivered version is soggy.

Veggies are barely cooked, incongruent with the stewed flavors of the sauce. Bacon is weird on pizza. A good New York-style slice in-house, but the order-out variety doesn't deliver.

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Open 11 a.m.-ll p.m. Price: $9.23. Speed: 48 minutes.

The Colchester location makes quick delivery into Burlington difficult. This is a decent pie at the restaurant, but not worth the wait at home.

Lee Zachary's Pizza, 1234 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 864-9817. Open 11 a.m.-lO p.m. Price: $8.29. Speed: 38 minutes.

One of several outposts in the Zachary's empire. While

other places call their small pizzas medium, Zachary's means small when it says small. Our pizza was tiny, and alarmingly non-descript except for the bouffant rim of bland crust. If we'd been really hungry, we wouldn't have known whether to laugh or cry.

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Little Caesars Pizza, 361 Shelburne Rd., Burlington, 658-9151. Open 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4 -10:45 p.m. Price: $9.17. Speed: 41 minutes.

Cheap-tasting and cheeseladen, with simple, dull flavors.

Canned mushrooms and sweet sauce. No redeeming features.

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9Domino's Pizza, 485 Colchester Ave. Burlington, 658-3333. Open 3 p.m.-l a.m.

Price: $8.44. Speed: 35 minutes.

Corporate pizza at its most heinous. Gives credence to the claims of prissy pizza purists that, somewhere between Naples and New Jersey, pizza took a turn for the worse and kept right on going — downhill. Greasy, salty and soggy.

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