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a SLAVE TO THE AUTO

What do you wish you had learned in school?

To fib more effectively.

— Jake Hynes Loan Officer Burlington I wish I’d learned that the Hepatitis C virus can remain alive for six months. We have to keep things very, very clean.

— Melissa Shanholtzer

Apprentice Tattooist, Yankee Tattoo Burlington I wish I had learned how government worked — I’d have been a little more compassionate and forgiving of other opin­ ions.

— Ray Brown Co-Owner, The Drawing Board Montpelier

To all those who support com­ pletion of the Circumferential Highway, whether for reasons of basic traffic frustration or because you stand to make substantial profits, please keep these things in mind. This new road will forever ruin many square miles of open land. It will encourage low-density development with high infrastruc­ ture costs. And it will not alleviate traffic congestion in any long-term sense.

So much work has been done on this project, and with honest efforts to “improve” the economic health and vitality of this commu­ nity. To those who have worked on it, thank you for your efforts. But the time has come to stop follow­ ing the blind lead of the rest of our polluted, spoiled country. In countless cities and towns through­ out the U.S. it has been shown that such highways rarely solve any of the problems that spurred their design. They merely exacerbate reliance on the automobile.

If the directions we have taken in Chittenden County over the past 20 years (most of which I spent growing up in Williston) is any indication of what is to come, then we should all be very worried.

The planning and zoning processes have not succeeded in making this community better. While we toil and strain to earn a living, drive ourselves and all our junk from place to place, in efforts to “improve” the lives of our children, indeed we only make our existence more hollow and hectic.

Should this road be deemed “necessary,” realize that it will push us, as a community, and as the most powerful county in the state, further towards becoming simply

another wasted, slave-to-the-automobile, American metropolis.

for, on, and in good Pete, the pre­ cise differences between ass-kissing and sodomy.

— Jeff Fellinger

— Kraig Richard

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NO TO BIG EDUCATION’

When I saw the Full Tank advertisement for “glass for your fat ass” [August 2] with an extremely racist drawing of a man (pimp) surrounded by two African-American women, I thought, “I just hope the store is owned by African-Americans,” then I reflected on the racism of my own thoughts.

I concluded that no, the store must be owned by some obscenely privileged white boys who don’t have to worry about using a pic­ ture like that, or owning a para­ phernalia shop, because they don’t have to worry about being harassed by police officers, they don’t have to worry about the association between marijuana and laziness, they don’t have to worry about a lack of clientele and surviving as a business due to the color of their skin, they don’t have to worry about running a disgusting ad that they obviously find humorous, because they have all the protec­ tions afforded to them by a society that gives you carte blanche if you’re white. Here it is the 21st century and the white punks on dope still can’t figure out this stuff...

— Liz Curry Burlington

Four votes on this year’s budget won’t soon be forgotten at the Burlington School Department.

And not all reasons for voting no have been spoken yet. Here are mine: No to public schooling. No to a bureaucracy that serves itself first and pupils second. No to John Dewey’s self-propelling juggernaut, Big Education.

Yes to innovation and experi­ ment. Yes to pupil-centered, par­ ent-mediated, small education.

Public schooling has had its day. Much of its purpose has been achieved, but little since World War II. Literacy is widespread now but struggling; numeracy, narrowspread and declining. History teaching, less apt than Anecdotes of Past Politics. Visual arts receive better attention than ever, but what really grips the hearts and minds of pupils and parents is ath­ letic competition. Note that the School Board threatened before the last vote to cut extra-curricular activities.

Public schools are a product of both legislation and Zeitgeist, the articulated and the unarticulated expectations of a large populace.

Parents for whom child discipline is Stop! Go Away! have shifted their parental burden zeitgeist-wise onto schools...

Public school (like all) bureau­ cracy waxes as its usefulness wanes.

Administrative salaries increase, justified by the non sequitur, “we have to be able to attract compe­

A GOD FOR PETER FREYNE?

Peter Freyne should meet up with some God who is not a woman, and who is even younger than the Abenaki. This young God could enlighten and demonstrate

tent people.” Teachers earn com­ fortable salaries by most standards, and the union makes sure those don’t drop, boy! In the public edu­ cation industry, only the quality of product drops. Pupils who excel do so, I think, against the odds. And while there are many exceptions, there is also an increasing number of parents who work hard to keep their children out of public school.

Times change; now is the time for private schools and home schooling. School choice is wise, now. Vouchers are practical.

Competition among schools is wise, and if some good schools are religious, let the ACLU fret.

During my eight years of Catholic school, no non-Catholic pupil was forced to learn catechism or attend mass. But ever since, I’ve seen how lucky I was to have missed those years of public school...

A No vote on funding is a democratic, peaceful way to press for change in a stubborn institu­ tion.

— Fred G. Hill

Burlington ANATOMY N O T DESTINY

Singles...Are you at peace with who you are/are becoming? If you answered “yes” to the aforemen­ tioned question then, most likely, you weren’t offended by Lynda Majarian’s [Cueball and Mr. Reject, July 19] or Steve Farnham’s [Weekly Mail, Aug. 9] insecurities.

We live in a culture that feeds on people’s insecurities and, in fact, makes much money doing so. Lose 20 pounds in one week; Rogaine spells relief (that’s if it works); undergo breast augmentation (this will definitely make you much

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patching a real-life version of “Who Wants to Be a'Millionaire?” According to a source in the ' -attorney generals office, Attorney Kehoe was parAs OneyetefiMi-local bartender put it3^el§%?-. ^jicujafiy excited about what the LaTulippe case quently-Monday night, “If about Jhazing^v-i wotild do for her career. It was Marys turn in the It was about lying about hazing.”* % *-T X -' ‘ spoflight. Use it or lose it. O ur source says Kehoe O ne year ago, CoreyTaTulippe was not a X V was heard exclaiming to Mrs. LaTulippe, “You’re household word. A UVM freshman, he was one going to make'me famous!’ of four goalies trying out for three netminder On Tuesday, Attorney Kehoe told Seven Days positions on the Hockey Cats. A year ago, Corey she did not “believe” she ever said such a selfwas just another kid on skates with big dreams. indulgent thing. “I don’t recall making such a And when he saw those big dreams evaporating, statement to Brenda,” said Ms. Kehoe. She also he turned on his coach and he turned on his said there was nothing we could say that would teammates, and he didn’t let the “jog her memory.” truth get in his way.

And, get this. Ms. Kehoe Hey, life’s not fair. told Seven Days Brenda the The LaTulippe Circus JerkMom and Corey the Kid Us-Around wrapped up this demonstrated their “integrity” week as classes started for the by consistently refusing to be fall semester and an out-ofquestioned by the “tabloid court settlement was press” about their damning, announced. It was not a pretty X-rated allegations. Instead, circus to watch. Too many they let Mary the Tongue do clowns. Not enough “lyingtheir talking. Many won’t tamers.” And an “elephant soon forget it was Ms. Kehoe walk” that made the audience who said publicly and boldly cover its eyes. in December there was “not Under the big tent of Circus one exaggeration” in her Jerk-Us, everyone’s reputation client’s allegations. Not one, took a hit from top to bottom. eh?

Before it ended this week, Gov. Reading the 1000-plus Howard Dean jumped into the pages of the pretrial deposi­ center ring, and so did Attorney tions given by the LaTulippes General Bill Sorrell. And the in May, five months after their national media, from The New twister tore through Groovy York Times and USA Today to UV, one fully grasps why Sports Illustrated and ESPN, Brenda and Corey never gave UVM the national publici­ entertained questions from

BY PETER FREYN E ty only a fool would want. reporters — their story didn’t stand up. Their scheme was held together by UVM ’s 1999-2000 men’s ice hockey season chicken wire, not cement. By fiction, not facts. will forever be marked in the record books with By concealment, not clarity. an asterisk. It was the hockey season that was Hockey Coach Mike Gilligan is not the killed, canceled, called off in mid-stream because vengeful, dishonest, petty man Corey the Lip the players lied to university investigators. It was a season of shame. portrayed him to be. Far from it. And the brewsTen months ago in October, just after young ki-loving young goalie was never forced to use a Corey didn’t make the squad, dropped out of fake ID to go drinking with the upperclassmen, school, stole his UVM goalie equipment and as he claimed. Nor did teammates rip off his signed on with a junior team in Rochester, New credit card to pay for a rafting trip, nor threaten York, he and his lawyers had dollar signs in their him with forced sexual intercourse with a barn­ eyes. Big balloons. yard animal. Those were nothing but very juicy LaTulippe had complained to UVM officials lies. So juicy, in fact, that one Vermont newspa­ about hazing in September after he was busted per has already won a journalism award for pub­ by a liquor inspector for using a fake ID at a lishing them. Congratulations?

King Street watering hole. He told tall tales and When the university declined comment last played the frightened little mouse. The babe in fall and cited student confidentiality rights, we, the woods. The victim. Good act. like everyone else, smelled a cover-up. And yours But how revealing it is that neither Corey nor truly, like everyone else, took all the shocking his mother Brenda LaTulippe nor his lawyers allegations made in LaTulippes federal lawsuit as bothered to tell UVM about the infamous “Big truthful. Hey, lawyers don’t lie in court docu­ Night” hockey initiation party on October 1. ments, do they?

You know, the one where the beer and the puke The Burlington Free Press, one of 99 Gannett and the strippers and the naked push-ups gave dailies in the U.S., won a Gannett award a cou­ him the evidence, the smoking gun, the semenple months ago for its coverage, even though the stained blue dress that he later tried to cash in. paper missed the real story and went on a wild And once Corey had his Big Night evidence, he goose chase to obtain confidential UVM docu­ suddenly clammed up on advice of counsel. For ments, which in the end proved insignificant. the privilege of allowing UVM investigators to And guess what? The Freeps is up for another interview him a few weeks later, this babe in the journalism prize for their bogus coverage! woods demanded $350,000!

Our local daily is a finalist in the 30th annual This week young Corey and his latest team of Public Service Awards competition conducted by legal beagles agreed to go away and drop the law­ the Associated Press Managing Editors suit in return for just $80,000 from the universi­ Association. The Freeps is cited “for coverage of ty. O ur legal sources estimate that, after paying hazing by the University of Vermont hockey ">• off his professional whores, including at least team and the university’s failure to investigate four lawyers and a psychologist, young Corey and disclose it.”

X . . • , V -, •»> will have around $40,000 to put in his pocket. ' -.'In fact, UVM conducted two hazing investi­ You can buy a lot of goalie masks with $40,000 gations But was blocked from revealing the and, around these parts, Corey LaTulippe just details by a. formidable federal statute that strictly might need a mask both on and off the ice. In guarahteeV the iprivacy of students. For upholding fact, even a hundred times more than the settle­ ‘the law,Thd-University was skewered and The m ent’amount couldn’t buy back Corey BurlMgion Free Press copped a prize. Hey, life’s LaTulippes good name.

-not fair, ' ; -V And as tlje LaTulippe story winds down, let’s ,-* >As morning radio jock and poet, UVM men’s not forget that the local press took a big credibil- ;- b-ball Coach Tom Brennan, put it on “Corm & ity hit here, too, Youfs truly, like everyone ;eljse in >the Coach”;Tuesday morning: the Fourth Estate,' made a mistake. Yours truly at A nd shame on you, Burlington Free Press SWou ve got no room to boast. first believed Corey LaTulippes version of reality, the version publicly expressed by his original tagMisleading headlines screaming. team of Burlington attorneys, Mary Kehoe and B I thought you were the New York Post.

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Curses, Foiled Again

Life Imitates Art

Police in Fayetteville, Arkansas, charged Anthony Lee Robinson, 21, with burglarizing the home of a childhood friend after the victim noticed cheese wrappers on his kitchen counter and remembered Robinson liked to eat cheese slices. Investigators said the victim had run into Robinson for the first time in three years the day before the burglary.

• Some 70 Moroccans hired as extras for a movie about illegal i immigrants fled to Spain illegally by stealing boats being used by director Mohamed Ismail and sailing across the Strait of Gibraltar. “Ismail’s crew held another audition for new extras,” the newspaper Liberation report­ ed, “The trick was to avoid get­ ting them too carried away with the role.”

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Although the Supreme Court ruled that the Food and Drug Administration lacks the authori­ ty to regulate cigarettes, 22 public health organizations, including the American Cancer Society, have asked the FDA to regulate a new reduced-smoke cigarette from R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co. called Eclipse. The groups’ peti­ tion says the product is eligible for government regulation because it isn’t a cigarette but a nicotine-delivery system.

• Mike Redina, 44, a blind news­ stand worker in Hauppauge, New York, was fired for selling ciga­ rettes to a minor during a sting operation by the Suffolk County Health Department. After nab­ bing Redina, health officials told newsstand owner Morgan Edwards he could not leave Redina alone selling cigarettes.

Rather than hire another person to assist Redina, Edwards said he had no choice but to fire him.

Clarence Dale, 46, was robbed after leaving,a Winnipeg tobacco shop when two men approached him and one of them grabbed $8.15 Dale had received in change out of his hand before he could put it in his pocket. Police apprehended a suspect, but when he came to trial, Judge Charles Rubin dismissed the charges, then called the victim ‘‘stupid” for being in a bad part of town. “If you walk around jingling money in your hand,” he said, “it’s like walking in the wolf enclosure at the city zoo with a pound of ground beef in your hand.”

then they took the house.

Neighbors confirmed that four men had disassembled Quinonez’s modular home, leaving only a vacant lot.

True Love Finds a Way

Can Take It with You

When police in Buffalo, New York, arrested Kevin Rainey, 41, and his fiancee Dorrell Mainer, 38, for attempted bank robbery, the couple explained they had hoped to finance their wedding with a tax refund, but the Internal Revenue Service denied

Florida’s Supreme Court ruled that Eugene Gaines must contin­ ue paying alimony to his ex-wife, even though she died after their divorce was declared final. Both sides accepted the divorce but appealed portions of the final judgments. Chlodel Gaines died

Proposal’s All Wet Vera Dua, a Green Party min­ ister in Belgium’s Flanders region proposed taxing people who let rainwater drain into sewers. The measure would reduce frequent flooding and ease the burden on sewage-treatment plants.

Kitchen Sink and All Fulton Porozo Quinonez, a merchant in Guayaquil, Ecuador, told police he returned from a business trip to find thieves had taken everything in his house,

while appeals were pending.

Eugene Gaines then tried to have the divorce agreement nullified, allowing him to keep the $70,000 home she was to receive and relieving him of $500-a-month alimony. But the court ruled the divorce agreement was binding and ordered Gaines to pay the alimony to his ex-wife’s estate.

burning. Not only that, but every­ thing they needed to fight the fire was burning. The fire started in an apparatus bay, which didn’t have smoke detectors because diesel exhaust from the fire engines would have triggered them every time crews responded.

The station also lacked a sprinkler system.

Fire Away

Lukewarm Justice

After a fire swept through an apartment building in Fitchburg, Wisconsin, gutting two units, authorities charged tenant Brent A. Baskin Jr., 18, with deliberate­ ly setting the blaze. The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

A Boston jury acquitted Juan Benito, 38, of assault and battery charges for pouring coffee over the head of a Delta Airlines employee. Benito produced a receipt showing he had bought the coffee almost a half-hour before the incident, insisting the delay made it impossible for the coffee to be hot enough to be considered a dangerous weapon.

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reported that Baskin told police he started the fire because he wanted to break his one-year lease and figured he could if his apart­ ment were uninhabitable.

Indicating Baskin faces a maxi­ mum penalty of 80 years in prison, Fitchburg Fire Chief David Fulmer said, “I guess being stuck with a lease is a lot better than what he’s stuck with now.”

• When firefighters in Colfax, Washington, were called to battle a blaze, they discovered it was their own fire station that was

Short and Sweet Saxophonists die younger than musicians who play other instru­ ments, according to a study reported in the British Medical Journal. After finding that half the jazz saxophonists they studied died before they were 40, while half of other musicians lived to at least 60, the researchers speculated that circular breathing technique, in which a player inhales through the nose while blowing out through the mouth, might reduce blood flow to the heart and brain.

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R e - r ig h t in g ducation?” Have I anything to say about I“education?”

Apparently its a hot topic this year, right up there with “prescription drugs.”

Compassionate conservative George W. Bush has even put “education” at the top of his corporate agenda, second after liberating the rich from their taxes. Surely if I knew anything about it I’d want to comment. And with the stu­ dents back all at once! But modesty forbids.

The truth is, I don’t know anything about “education.”

I don’t have children, and the ones I see coming up only convince me that there hasn’t been any. “Education,” I mean. Knowing nothing about it, therefore, rather than talk about it, I’m going to do it. I’m going to educate.

I believe this is standard for the profession.

This week we’re doing history, which has been badly mauled in the presidential campaign. Along with Bush’s hand-outs to the oligarchy, the Republican party is push­ ing the myth of the Obedient Pioneer. “We approach these challenges with compassion­ ate conservatism,” says the party’s platform, “a concept that is as old as the pioneers heading west in wagon trains, in which everyone had responsibility to follow the rules, but no one would be left behind.”

Forgive me, but are we thinking about the same American West? The Wild West? The Wild, M /W e st?

The greatest orgy of land­ grabbing, conquering, con­ niving, double-crossing and buying-off in modern times?

It may reveal a bias, but a careful reading of American history won’t turn up a lot of docile, rule-following pil­ grims out there on the prairie. As to leaving people behind, 90 percent of the native population was wiped out in 300 years. The American West was settled by thieves, killers, soldiers, “pols,” vigilantes, freebooters and snake-oil salesmen.

“Family values” did not drive the expansion.

“I have seen purer liquors, better seegars, finer tobacco, truer guns and pis­ tols, larger dirks and bowie knives, and prettier cortezans, here in San Francisco than in any place I have ever visited,” said a sat­ isfied Argonaut of the California Gold Rush, “and

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If God has anything to do with it, may he please protect us from the perfectors. I know that’s not a word, but it fits for this guy. I was already in a dither about Lieberman the first time I heard him falsify American history, which he does wher­ ever he goes.

“The original Americans did not all come from the same land,” Lieberman says.

“They did not all hold the same religious tenets. But they did all hold an unerring faith that those inalienable rights that Jefferson enumer­ ated in the Declaration of Independence were endowed not by some benign king, not by the grace of the new gov­ ernment, but by their Creator.”

W hat Lieberman won’t tell you — what none of them tell you — is that Jefferson’s Creator was “Nature’s Creator,” as he wrote first, in the preceding paragraph of the Declaration.

One of the things Americans would be independent of was religion, its laws, its deities and its purported morality.

In no way, specifically and deliberately, was “Nature’s” Creator allied with Christian — and thus Judeo-Christian — theology. “I do not find in

Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of. My own mind is my own Church,” wrote Thomas Paine. If any­ thing founded the American republic, it was that princi­ ple. But here’s Lieberman, talking to an audience in Detroit: “We know that the Constitution wisely separates church from state, but remember: The Constitution guarantees freedom of reli­ gion, not freedom from reli­ gion.” W ithout the Ten Commandments and “the compassion and love and inspiration of Jesus of Nazareth, it could never have been written, and wouldn’t have been written, in our Declaration of Independence, ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.’”

Somehow the word “men” here rings louder than it should. If you want “edu­ cation,” try reading. Jefferson said: “The care of every man’s soul belongs to himself. But what if he neglect the care of it? Well, what if he neglect the care of his health or estate, which more nearly relate to the state. Will the magistrate make a law that he shall not be poor or sick?

We should all, then, like the Quakers, live without an order of priests, moralize for ourselves, and say nothing about what no man can understand, nor therefore believe; for I suppose belief to be the assent of the mind to an intelligible proposi« » tion.

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Vermont novelist Elizabeth Inness-Brown described The Dream o f the White Village as “A Winesburg, Ohio for the turn of the millennium.”

But a lot more people are aware of Baruth — and his gift for creative cultural commentary — since he started broadcasting short audio pieces for Vermont Public Radio. A stand-out soloist in a chorus of otherwise folksy voices, Baruth may be the “urban troubleshooter” hot on the trail of a secession plot at Wal-Mart, or a sushi seeker detained for questioning at an imagined anticivil unions checkpoint at the New Hampshire border.

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Unlike profs who lead sequestered lives devoted to rati­ fied research, Baruth qualifies as an academic extrovert. When he is not teaching Samuel Johnson — or Susan Faludi, in his “Intro to Lit” course — the 38-year-old author-sleuth is observing his surroundings with the eye of an anthropologist.

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No doubt he was referencing his sushi story when he suggested Sakura as a meeting place last Thursday night. Not that he would have proposed his campus office in Old Mill — Baruth is much more likely to be found downtown reading The New York Times than holed up in some musty old Ivory Tower.

In fact, nobody in the English department even knew Baruth wrote fiction when he applied for a job seven years ago — at the time, he was working on a book that imagined the death of Jerry Garcia. Millennium Shows was

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matic people that we have at the department,” says English prof and author David Huddle, “maybe even at the university.

Philip Baruth is full of mystery.

People are fascinated by him .” ike most careful chroniclers of character and setting, Baruth is a better listener than he is a talker. Modest and soft-spoken, he exhibits little evi­ dence of the “ego” he claims is half the reason he keeps writing for radio. “I like the idea of somebody in the car, at 8:25 in the morning, coffee in their lap, hearing it,” Baruth admits, sounding more like a journalist than an academic. He is also the host of VPR’s Camel’s Hump Radio, the new locally produced show for children that features Vermont writers and celebrities on Saturday mornings.

Recognizing the importance of words in “people’s everyday lives,” Baruth could be described as a populist. Born and raised in an upstate New York town of “maybe 2500” residents — just outside Rome — he grew up swaddled in the fabric of a small community. That experience later attracted him to the works of Albany author William Kennedy, to whom he was com­ pared — albeit unfavorably — in the Publisher’s Weekly review of The Dream o f the White Village.

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ers forced him — literally — to on a town much like Rome. And apply to a handful of good he was “amazed” when Baruth captured the essence of his new * “ schools. He got into Brown, but the transition wasn’t easy. home — Burlington — with Intimidated, Baruth stuck with similar sensitivity. “Here was a English “instead of trying some­ guy who had been here only a thing I might not be good at,” few years, compared to my 20, who seemed to know more of its he says with characteristic self­ depreciation. He later applied history and also had more of a sense of the spirit of the city than and got into grad school — I did,” Huddle says of Dream.

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“He is interested in the local ways, but also the conscience of the place, or lack thereof.”

Growing up, Baruth was a big fish in a small pond. He excelled in high school, especially in English. “But it just wasn’t very demanding,” he recalls. “My senior year in high school we did, like, Call o f the Wild and Romeo and Juliet. That was it.”

He was headed for the state university until one of his teach-

University of Virginia, then transferred to the University of California at Irvine.

O f 35 job applications he sent out after grad school, Vermont was the only one that responded with a job offer — fortuitously, Baruth says Burlington was the one place he really wanted to be. He threw himself into teaching literature and creative writing, in a style his colleague describes as “low-

key.” Huddle explains, “I think Philip is one of those teachers who gives a fair amount of the power to the students in the classroom. He tries to get them to think, to speak up, to come up with their own view of things.”

That may explain the reading list for his current “Intro to Lit” class, which includes discussionprovoking texts such as Backlash, Makes Me Wanna Holler and George Bush, Dark Prince o f Love — no Shakespeare. It also jives with his approach to teaching writing: “It is kind of like Kung Fu. You can teach the moves, but you can’t really teach what is sup­ posed to be going on inside when you are doing it,” he says.

The ultimate goal, he says, is “coming up with the new thing.”

Indeed, very creative writing is Baruth’s particular forte.

True to form, on Thursday night, he was hatching literary ideas about the southeast corner of Cherry and Church streets, where people wait for the bus in Burlington. It’s a volatile spot, with its own pugnacious person­ ality. Further down the road, the skateboarder-filled parking garage also piqued his interest.

“That is what distinguishes him from the old-school pro­ fessors who would probably take a lot of care to avoid those places,” H uddle offers with a chuckle. “He is a kind of new English professor.” And he’s got tenure. ®

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The O ther “ E” Business Tracking down academia’s most elusive letter grade B y G eorge T habault he field of education always has its burning issues. Today you’ve got Act 60 funding here in Vermont and rag­ ing debates on school vouchers, distance learning, Eurocentric curricula, character education, homeschooling, sex education, phonics and much more.

But the talk shows and critics are silent about one of the great educational puzzles of the 20th century — just what the heck happened to the letter E in the classic grading system of A, B, C, D and F? In a society built upon rationality, lin­ ear thinking and technical expertise, why would the engineers of our most widely practiced grading structure sidestep an obvious letter, confounding students and parents for generations?

There are 55,950 Web pages devoted to “Education and Assessment,” but not one explores this essential mystery.

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unanimous: “T hat’s a very interesting question,” people say, but then admit that, like Swedish politics, they haven’t given it much thought lately. Still, some are unafraid to venture into unknown philo­ sophical territory. Many people opted for simplicity and practicality in their analyses of the E question.

“The simple explanation might be that using E would create some confusion with the word excellent,” suggests University of Vermont English professor Huck Gutman.

W ith that, he rests his case.

John Bossange, longtime principal at Albert D. Lawton Intermediate School in Essex Junction, leans toward simplicity, too. “We all know that F is short for fail­ ure, so it wouldn’t have made much sense to use E for the lowest grade,” he says.

Art teacher Brenda Dow Larsen of Winooski weaves the simplicity strands a bit more intricately. “You see, they wanted to have C represent the middle, the aver­ age,” she explains. “And they set aside two letters for above average, and those would be A and B. And they set aside two letters for below average. That would be D and F — D because it was next to C, and F

because its meaning was recognized by nearly-everyone. ”,5„ ^ ^ Sounds pPaTtisibtey’Dut’Aiisiifi James* a Shelburne translator and author, sees more complexity and advanced science behind the issue. “This is just another example of the GASP theory,” she dedarqs* “GASP theory requires that when you are * for the cliff of D and you fall even lower, you must naturally scream ‘EEEEE!’ before landing on the bottom with a big ‘FFFFFF’ sonnck” % -g* G* r But some claim that the history of E is not one of total neglect. Community Health Center physician John Brooklyn vaguely recalls its use during his elemen­ tary school days in Rhode Island. “Seems to me that E was at the top of the scale and it stood for Exceeds. Then came Very Good, Good and Poor,” he says.

South Burlington school superintend­ ent Bruce Chattman also remembers an ancient E era, but declined to give exact

tors could have merely been a bit psychic, according to Leunig’s bartender Bob Conlon. “It’s obvious they were looking far into the future and reserving the letter E for E-commerce applications,” he declares. ^ Td&pje in the education community are busy preparing for the opening days of school this week and thus can be forgiven for having little sympathy for the E debate.

A But are professors simply ducking the controversy? Several secretaries on the hill suggested we leave the E question on the voice mail mechanisms o f professors who were conveniently away in meetings or struggling with traumatic post-vacation paperwork syndrome. Some of those calls remain unreturned.

Charlie Rathbone, an education pro­ fessor at UVM, is one of several scholars to express fascination with the question of E. But alas, no satisfying explanation

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But what if the vindication of winning — and the pain o f losing — are unnecessary?

W hat if both people can come away satisfied, confident they have defended and advanced their interests? Is there room in our lives, and in the courts, for less shouting and more diplo­ macy?

Peaceful resolution is the goal of the Mediation and Conflict Management Program at Montpelier’s Woodbury College, a one-year course in listening, brokering, facilitating and offering a safe arena for people to quarrel pro­ ductively. Although most of Woodbury’s 150 students are earning paralegal degrees, demand for the mediation class has grown so much over the past 15 years there is a waiting list for wannabe peace makers.

“Good mediators have learned from their own lives,” says admissions Director Kathleen Moore, “and have reflected on life’s difficulties.”

Describing the program as a practice-based cur­ riculum that makes unusual demands on stu­ dents, she concedes, “The best students are usually older students, and especially older stu­ dents who are genuinely curious about people and understand their own weaknesses.”

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Mediators go where most of us fear to tread — into the middle of divorces, employment disputes, human rights cases, environmental and land-use disagreements, and the complicat­ ed muddle of small claims. David Wagner, a recent graduate and CEO of David Wagner Consulting in Hinesburg, uses his mediation skills to build organizational strength in client companies and to develop workshops on gen­ der and racial equity. These are touchy subjects that are often fraught with violent feelings. Yet the mediators go there, apparently unfazed by delicate balances most of us would find over­ whelming.

Curiously, it is exactly these cases where mediation seems to work best. Woodbury grad Gregg Hessler of Cheshire Mediation in Keene, New Hampshire, points out that his job is to provide a setting in which the parties can feel safe, because that’s when they do their best work. “If I try to fix the problem for them,” he says, “then it won’t hold up. But if I make it possible for them to really talk together, the outcome becomes their solution.”

Lambe agrees. “You have to have a belief that the people in the dispute hold the key to its resolution. If you can get them unstuck, get them to articulate what they really want, you can get them to separate their interests from specific objects like cars or money. Sometimes just being heard is a reasonable goal.”

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“Not everything can be mediat­ ed,” concedes Lambe. “Cases with radically unequal power relationships, cases that involve physical or emotional abuse, cases where violence and intimi­ dation are in the background, really don’t lend themselves to the process.”

Some cases can be mediated as long as attorneys are standing by in a supporting role. Not a problem: Hessler points out that people need good legal advice to see what’s available to them through another process. “Some clients are best served by litiga­ tion,” he says. Unlike a mediator, who remains neutral, “attorneys have an obligation to their client and their interests. It’s their role, and it’s very valuable.”

n Vermont, the relationship between lawyers and media­ tors is complex but curiously free of friction. Veteran Montpelier attorney Alan Rome is a big believer in the mediation process. “I have a background in labor relations,” he explains, “and saw way back in the ’70s that it’s better for people to resolve things on their own as much as possi­ ble. They know their situation far better than the person on the bench in the black robe.”

Rome concedes that a few lawyers may resent the rising availability of skilled mediators, who work at about half of a lawyer’s hourly rate and may impinge on the traditional attor­ ney territory. “But what’s impor­ tant,” he says, “is that in Vermont the judges are on board.

They see that mediation, espe­ cially in delicate matters like divorce, often gets everyone to a better outcome through the process. Mediation is about mak­ ing people feel okay, and about making agreements people will honor. Judges know that if the parents in a divorce are okay, the kids will very likely be okay. In mediation, this is often how it works out. Nobody has to be a loser.”

Vermont Supreme Court Justice Jeffrey Amestoy is defi­ nitely on board. Back in May, he spoke at Woodbury College about the growing nationwide acceptance of alternatives to stan­ dard jurisprudence. He traced its momentum to “a sense o f crisis most akin to Franklin Roosevelt’s search for solutions to the eco­ nomic catastrophe of the Great Depression.” The increasing demands on the legal system require the system to offer alter­ natives or be crushed under its own weight. “Vermont’s judicial system,” Amestoy said, “is beset by rising water.”

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But many Woodbury grads never end up in court. They fin­ ish their training and, despite the career opportunities, simply carry their skills back to their old jobs so they can work more effective­ ly. The Woodbury program has graduated physicians, nurses, educators, managers, administra­ tors, even horse trainers. These alumni returned to former situtations with new tools to manage tension, supervise employees and, in the case of the horse trainer, to mediate disputes around highstakes sales.

W hen people are cranky in the workplace, these undercover agents offer a dose of prevention.

Fran Stoddard, an associate pro­ fessor of media studies and video production at Champlain College, says her Woodbury training gave her a “life skill that’s useful in board work and work with employees. I can help when I see people getting caught up in narrow solutions, and I now understand the power and the magic of listening well.”

Lambe surely finds this par­ ticular trend comforting, espe­ cially when he talks about the need for early intervention, before disputes harden into stiff, fixed positions. “There’s a grow­ ing interest in finding out how we can grow healthier organiza­ tions,” he says, “and how whole communities can practice pre­ vention.” This is mediation a lit­ tle at a time, like a morning vita­ min — the results are subtle and cumulative, and different from! the traditional, sometimes crisisdriven, mediation session.

There’s room for both, but Lambe is quick to point out that the job, however it’s done, is not all roses. “It’s difficult,” he says.

“There’s no praise at the end for the mediator — people get to agreement, feel relief, and go off together with their issues settled by mutual agreement. But they don’t say thank you, and they don’t invite you along for the cel­ ebratory drink. You have to get your kick from $omewhere else, from knowing that you empow­ ered other people, from knowing you managed the process well.”

he program at Woodbury enrolls 24 students, which makes it, by default, selec­ tive. Described by its alumni as both challenging and supportive, it offers personal and professional growth in an emphatically handson setting, with more than 100 hours of internship and court time, or what Wagner calls “prac­ tice, practice, practice. Some­ times the work we did in school was much harder than what we encountered on the outside,” he adds.

One of the tools of the trade at Woodbury is the unblinking video camera; students role-play and carry out mock mediations in the classroom, watch them­ selves, and then get feedback from teachers and classmates.

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This takes support and plenty of professional modeling — the academic components of read­ ings and discussions are continu­ ally reinforced through interac­ tion. Comprehension skills are learned by actively listening, negotiation by actually putting together deals. “Students also learn how to prepare for a ses­ sion, how to develop written agreements, how to structure encounters by setting ground rules and conducting interviews,” says Lambe. And how do they learn this? By seeing how the process works, seeing what others do, and then doing it. This is not a setting where you can down­ load your term papers off the Web and pass your class time silently in the back row.

Through these encounters, students discover the outlines of their own prejudices and the places their various personal hot buttons reside. Wagner says it was through Woodbury’s approach that he learned “intro­ spection. I learned to look at my personal history and sense what kinds of cases I could handle and what kinds I probably couldn’t. I learned to listen to my own ten­ sion and pay attention to it.”

This self-awareness is the wellspring of a mediator’s effec­

tiveness, along with empathy and alertness. “Students have to be able to track what’s been said and what the facts are,” says Lamb.

“It’s a mistake in mediation to ask people to explain something more than once.”

Mastering the narrative can be advanced by good note-tak­ ing, but it also requires intelli­ gence, a sense of nuance and, of course, more practice.

For potential students who want to test the waters, Woodbury opens up its basic mediation workshop to the pub­ lic; for $585, you can spend three and a half days immersed in the discipline. And if the idea of committing most of the week seems impossible, Woodbury also offers regular introductory orien­ tations with the faculty that run just a few hours and cost nothing at all. The tuition for the full cer­ tification program is $11,400.

Lambe says that the admis­ sions process has an “uncanny way of sorting itself out,” often through dialogue with faculty and administrators. “W hp makes a good mediator?” he asks. “We have talked about that a lot and the answer, finally, is that nobody knows. People seem to self-select their way into the program, and to chose their own paths once they are out of it” — no doubt encountering fewer obstacles along the way. ®

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Like so many other activities in life, over-preparation, anticipa­ tion, anxiety and pressure can crush creative impulses and ruin performance. Unfortunately, writing is not purely a recre­ ational activity in college; it’s an integral part of most liberal arts courses and, eventually, you have to figure out mechanisms for coping with blocks.

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For those who might have missed it, the slippery moral slope starts right here. The point of most research assignments, after all, is to help you actually learn something about a subject.

Having someone do the research for you seriously compromises that goal, and few professors will react cheerfully if they learn you hired someone to do your work for you.

If you use any of these research services, how likely is it that you’ll be caught? It depends on how you use the research you buy. If you actually use the research as a starting place for your own work, or take the time to draft a paper based on the research, the chances of being discovered are pretty low. An additional benefit, of course, is that you may actually learn something in the process, which will be an enormous help if the professor decides to have an indepth discussion with you about your carefully “researched” paper.

O f course, in times of high workload and looming year-end deadlines, the real temptation is to take the neatly worded, beau­ tifully organized research paper that just arrived by e-mail, copy it into your word processor, and zap a copy to the professor. The temptation grows even greater when people discover that the shortcut doesn’t have to cost $20 or $30 per page: Numerous Web sites offer previously submitted papers for $5 to $9 a page, and a few charge only a one-time admission fee of $9.95 for access to thousands of papers.

There’s not a lot of wiggle room here. Again, if you use a previously submitted paper as a starting place to help you write your own paper, there’s relatively little harm in paying $179 to A1 Termpaper, at www.al-termpaper.com, for a 20-page treatise on “United States Social Welfare Legislation During the Last Ten Years.” And, in fact, all of the Web sites that sell research and term papers explicitly state that they are for background purposes only. O f course, that claim is roughly equivalent to saying that semi-automatic weapons are designed for recreational hunting only. If you claim authorship of a paper someone else wrote, you are committing plagiarism, which is a violation o f academic codes at every school in the country.

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enough to keep you from hand­ ing in a purchased paper, con­ cern over your grade should be.

The quality of papers available on-line varies greatly, particularly on the sites that offer large num­ bers of papers for a small one­ time fee. Here’s a sample of a high school paper from Genius Papers (www.geniuspapers.com): “Fate”: Reading a work o f liter­ ature often makes a reader experi­ ence certain feelings. These feelings dijfer with the content o f the work, and are usually needed to perceive the author’s ideas in the work. For example, Samuel Beckett augments a reader’s understanding o f Waiting for God by conveying a mood, (one which the characters in the play experience), to the reader.

Similarly, a dominant mood is thrust upon a reader in Beowulf.

These moods which are conveyed aid the author in conveying ideas to a reader.

Samples viewed at other paper warehouses, including Big Nerds, and the well-known Evil House of Cheat, were similar. It is possible to find thoughtful, well-written papers on-line, but the time spent looking for them could better be spent developing your own paper.

And then there’s a small copyright issue. As Friendly Jim points out on his Web site, “All documents are copyrighted” and “may not be submitted either in whole or in part for academic credit.” The same is true for papers purchased from other Web sites: The copyright in the text is owned either by the stu­ dent who wrote the paper or the Web site offering it for sale. Use of someone else’s material as your own does expose you to civil lia­ bility under federal law, although, in reality, the chances of being sued are relatively small.

A much more likely and seri­ ous outcome is getting caught by your professor. Regardless of whether you buy research from a professional like Jim or purchase another student’s paper, it is doubtful that it will precisely match your writing style, your own research skills or the profes­ sor’s assessment o f your abilities.

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Writer’s block can be enor­ mously frustrating, but with the on-line resources available today, it doesn’t have to be completely debilitating. W ith a little plan­ ning — i.e., not waiting until the last minute — you can resist the temptation of pre-written research papers and use the writer’s tools on the Web to pro­ duce your own persuasive papers.

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In keeping with its collegeof-the-21st-century mission, Champlain College has opened satellite campuses in such farflung places as Israel, the United Arab Emirates and Malaysia, largely to create higher-educa­ tion opportunities outside the countries’ exclusive, mainstream university systems. I taught a session in Tel Aviv, where some 2000 Israeli students are pursu­ ing Champlain degrees. It would take an essay the length of the Torah to describe all I learned in the process, but here’s a little bit of “compare and contrast.”

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Also, many Tel Aviv males, despite their otherwise tough countenance, follow the women’s fashion lead. They’ve cornered the market on sleeveless, skin­ tight T-shirts and calf-length pedal-pushers. At the risk of sounding culturally insensitive, I have to say it was hard hiding a smirk when arguing grades with Rizzo from Grease.

And everyone — everyone — packs a cell phone, although the general tightness of slacks neces­ sitates carrying these units in hand. The cell phone is a boon to the bored student, who can occupy himself checking his email and phone messages and, as one of my colleagues discovered too late, sending answers to another student during exams.

The American instructors were advised to take a hard line against cell-phone use, lest our classrooms become as noisy as the rest of Israel.

My strictness worked too well. The first student I shut down in the middle of a call decided he couldn’t stay off the line for an entire class period. He left in a huff and didn’t return for five weeks. I’d hate to see his phone bill. He probably feels the same way about his grade.

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Let me try to ameliorate that by noting the rich “life experience” college students in Israel bring to their work. To start with, most Israelis complete their compulso­ ry military duty right out of high school, whereupon many travel abroad. So most students I encountered had served their country and caught a glimpse of how people live elsewhere in the world.

Many students had come from elsewhere in the world, in one way or another. Palestinian cities and towns are not another part o f the world, geographically speaking, but the cultural experi­ ences of Palestinian and other Arab students added a unique dimension to our classroom dynamic, especially considering the fragile peace between their families and neighbors and those of their non-Arab classmates.

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plenty of room left for milk, but I’ll admit I was moved by how well the Palestinian and Israeli students got along in class. This was often on my mind during the Camp David summit, when elsewhere in Israel tensions were running high.

At the height of the summit, I attended a Jewish settlers’ rally in Tel Aviv that, frankly, turned my stomach with its fear-mongering propaganda about the impending horrors of returning West Bank land to Palestinian rule — land the settlers occupy in violation of international law.

Around this time I also visited a rehab clinic in the Gaza Strip for Palestinians wounded in the intifada, where a simple question about the prospects for peace nearly brought a wheelchairbound man to his feet with rage.

Those were days I was happy to see Arabs, Jews and the odd Christian working collaboratively in class, even when they were supposed to be working alone.

Add to the student rolls a large number of immigrants from the former U.S.S.R. — part of the estimated one million emigres from eastern Europe in the past decade — and the pic­ ture of the Israeli people that emerged was far more diverse than I’d expected. It was also a picture — a blurred snapshot — of a pivotal moment in the country’s history, as is every day the sun rises and sets without a major military clash. Half a cen­ tury into Israel’s statehood, the ^rules of the road are still being Written, a constitution still being drafted. Yet so long as no one blows up the bridge that has led them into the 21st century, that road work could create a last track to prosperity, thanks largely to the nation’s booming hightech industry.

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Continued front page 25 gious state or something in between? One would never call Israel a lawless society — there are too many gun-toting soldiers on the streets to make that mis­ take — but people seem to embrace the notion that getting what they want, be it a dinner check, a taxi or a college educa­ tion, means taking matters into their own hands. It’s an aggres­ sive society, and the meek shall inherit jack.

This assertiveness no doubt fueled my students’ attempts to get out of homework assign­ ments, a task they attacked with greater conviction than one typi­ cally encounters in Burlington.

Here, I’ve had slackers tell me they “don’t appreciate” having to write a five-page paper in the twilight o f the semester. There, I had students simply refuse to write it. But when the inevitable negotiations over such matters ensued in Israel, I received a les­ son in persuasive speech that

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Regrettably, I received some intensive training in counter-pla­ giarism this summer. Seems the temptation to surf the Web for a short paper here, a homework assignment there, is as strong for Israeli students as for their American counterparts. There had to be some reason why one student was able to miss half our class meetings, complete no

homework, then produce in the 11 th hour a brief but publishable biography o f Albert Einstein. Cw As students the world over know, when arguing and cheat­ ing don’t work, a really good excuse might. Here the Israelis have a distinct advantage over the Americans, since the former remain on reserve military duty after they have completed their service. As a result, in Israel you don’t hear many excuses involv-

For other students, the short­

Granted, everything I know about Middle Eastern politics would fit in a coffee cup, with plenty of room left for milk, but I’ll admit I was moved b how well the Palestinian and Israeli students got along in class.

ing dying grannies, just a lot ally gave these students the bene­ fit o f the doubt, but I began to wonder why no one ever seemed to be called anywhere but the Golan Heights.

I mean, if I wanted to find a soldier in Israel, I’d march straight to a shopping mall, since they are usually mobbed with troops. Funny, in the U.S. heavi­ ly armed mallrats are a problem; in Israel they call it “national security.”

Guns, cell phones.and tight slacks aside, I developed great respect for Israel and her people.

Champlain College has set up shop there to fill a desperate need for higher education, and of all the things the Israeli students know — about war, peace and the trials of building a new nation — they know better than to take such an opportunity for granted. It’s a lesson I wish more American students would learn. I guess that’s the real battle I’m now trained to fight. ®

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In America we like things big, quick, superficial, disposable, distractible and cheap. Media and advertisement rules! Let’s face it, even with technology we live in the dark ages and will continue to do so until we all wake up and think.

We also inhabit a culture that is fairly new at this womens move­ ment thing... Now is the time that those individuals born during the ’60s are reaching a “settling down phase.” Roles are unconsciously confusing for many men and women, mainly because many were programmed differently from today’s standards. When we cease buying into the American Nightmare and realize that anato­ my is not our destiny, we will have freed ourselves from the cultural ball and chain that restricts us from reaching our human poten­ tial. After all, isn’t human potential the only real path to love? That is... if you believe love exists.

I cannot teach one to think in paradigm shifts, as it is a gift. I can share views to assist you with mak­ ing this dimension here a little less painful.

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— Amy E. Mentes Burlington ALL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE As a balding male that owns Birks and has facial hair, I could care less what Lynda Majarian thinks of men [“Cueball and Mr. Reject,” July 19]. I am comfortable enough with myself that I can deal with whatever she and others think of me. That her article got such a rise out of the male community is great. She was making fun and you guys can’t take a joke. Deal with it.

Haven’t you ever watched “Seinfeld”?

If you guys have such low self­ esteem and are worried about a meaningless dis by some total stranger that you feel the need to stoop so low as to call her names — the “droopy” comment — go out and buy yourselves some Rogaine, if you haven’t already.

The fact is that everyone has per­ sonal views that someone is bound to take offense to and she has the luxury of writing them in public.

Good for her. She’s a great writer and I hope to continue to read her off-beat comments as well as infor­ mative articles.

So if you are bald or fat or obsessive-compulsive or hairy or short or white or dyslexic or a run­ ner or a lawyer, don’t worry about it; we are all beautiful people.

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SUPPORT ANKENEY We in Chittenden County are once again very fortunate to have Jean Ankeney running for reelec­ tion to the Vermont Senate. Jean is a caring and compassionate woman and has a proven track record of accomplishments during the past eight years in the senate.

Early childhood education is a pri­ mary interest to Jean and she will fight to pass legislation and secure funding that will help our children get off to a good educational start.

She is also concerned about the sprawl issue in Chittenden County and supports measures to help rein in uncontrolled growth while maintaining our healthy economy.

Most importantly, Jean is a woman who cares about our chil­ dren, our elders, our working poor and about the environment in which we live. Her many years in public service as a nurse and edu­ cator are a testimony to this fact. I encourage all Chittenden County residents to cast a vote for Senator Jean Ankeney in the upcoming Democratic primary. A vote for Jean is a vote for making Vermont an even better place to live and thrive.

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Weekly Mail Continued from page 28 could lead to a “new, gender-based form of prejudice.” Apparently, the latest product TV is selling us is a new misogyny, as if the old wasn’t substantial enough.

The programs described por­ tray women as vapid objects of titillation and ridicule. Objectifica­ tion of any group, however defined, makes it far easier to com­ mit violence against that group. It is a familiar tactic used to allow human beings to commit unspeak­ able acts against groups no longer viewed as possessing human traits.

In this country, gender-based rights are already seriously restrict­ ed. A womans right to travel safely throughout this country is serious­ ly infringed. Women cannot sim­ ply walk down the street on their own after dark without fear. While the U.S. is quick to elevate itself as one of the most progressive nations in the world, the national level of violence against women is intolera­ bly high. This is not indicative of an evolved or progressive country relative to human rights...

I would urge anyone that has these programs beamed into their homes to write a letter of complaint to their networks and sponsors.

— Deborah Loring Burlington GANNETT BORN AGAIN? You helped explain why the Free Press has not run an editorial on civil unions [Inside Track]. It’s part o f . . . the Gannett culture —

pander to born-again Christians whenever you can.

Here in New Jersey, the Gannett-owned Home News Tribune (East Brunswick) goes overboard on religion. The smallest religious event by any church gets a big story and pictures. At the same time, the Home News Tribune has not printed a single news story about the cam­ paign against Dr. Laura.

Even more chilling is the fact that the Home News Tribune refused to run ads for the movies Sunshine and Liberty Heights even though they played at theaters in the newspaper’s area. . .

— Charles Everett Bridgewater, NJ REMEMBER FREEDOM IN NOVEMBER Every week, I scan ...other local rags to see what kind of filth and hatred is offered up by our more mentally sequestered neigh­ bors. Specifically, I am referring to those eyebrow-raising articles head­ lined REMEMBER IN NOVEM­ BER. I roll my eyes and wonder how these people manage to con­ vince themselves that their agenda is not fueled by petty hatred and insecurities... I am a happily het­ erosexual male in a committed, monogomous relationship, and not at all threatened by the so called “homosexual agenda.” In fact, I am very proud to live in a state with legislators who have the sheer guts to throw caution to the wind and stand up for what is morally right by signing the civil-union bill into effect. This is America. Land of the free, right?

Nobody has to approve of homosexual lifestyles, just like they don’t have to approve of my het­ erosexual lifestyle. It’s a free coun­ try! Mind your own business. As Vermonters, I figured we would all know that by now.

Our kids will be fine. Our homes will be safe. Take a deep breath and let it be. As for these REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER ads, the listing of the legislators who voted for and against the civil-union bill will come in quite handy. I plan to take an ad to the voting booth come November so that I know exactly who to vote for to keep this a free state for everyone. Remember in November: Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

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Burlington Coffeehouse at Rhombus, 186 College St., Burlington, 864-5888.

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Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier,x 223-6820.

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Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Cobbweb, Sandybirch Rd., Georgia, 527-7000.

Compost Art Center, 39 Main St., Hardwick, 472-9613.

Daily Bread, Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148.

Diamond Jim's Grille, Highgate Comm. Shpg. Ctr., St. Albans, 524-9280.

Dockside Cafe, 209 Battery, Burlington, 864-5266.

Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214.

Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209.

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Flynn Theatre, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

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Good Times Cafe, Hinesburg Village, Rt. 116, 482-4444.

GStop, 38 Main St., St. Albans, 524-7777.

Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919.

Halvorson's, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Henry’s, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361.

Higher Ground, 1 Main St., Winooski, 654-8888.

Jake’s, 1233 Shelburne Rd., S. Burlington, 658-2251.

James Moore Tavern, Bolton Valley Ski Area, 434-3444, x1026.

J.P. Morgan’s at Capitol Plaza, 100 Main St., Montpelier, 223-5252.

J.P.’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

The Kept Writer, 5 Lake St.. St. Albans, 527-6242. Jedd Kettler.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington. 863-3759.

Mad Mountain Tavern, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-2562.

Manhattan Pizza &Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd.. Stowe, 253-8198.

Millennium Nightclub-Barre, 230 N. Main St., Barre, 476-3590 Millennium Nightclub-Burlington, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, 518-563-2222.

The Mountain Roadhouse, 1677 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2800.

Mr. Pickwick's, Ye Olde England Inne, 253-7558.

Naked Turtle Holding Co., 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-6200.

Nectar's, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

Ollie's, 13 Evelyn St., Rutland, 773-3710.

135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343.

Otter Creek Tavern, 215 Main St., Vergennes, 877-3667.

Owl's Head Blueberry Farm, Richmond, 434-3387.

Pickle Barrel, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Brooke Rasputin's, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhombus, 186 College St., Burlington, 865-3144.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Ri Ra the Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Sha-Booms, 45 Lake St., St. Albans, 524-9014.

Sh-Na-Na's, 101 Main St., Burlington, 865-2596.

Signal to Noise HQ, 416 Pine St. (behind Speeder &Earl’s), Burlington, 951-1140.

The Slammer, Rt. 7, Milton, 893-3454.

Starksboro Community Coffee House, Village Meeting House, Rt. 116, Starksboro, 434-4254.

Steer &Stein Pub, 147 N. Winooski Ave., 862-7449.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

The Tavern at the Inn at Essex, Essex Jet., 878-1100.

Thirsty Turtle, 1 S. Main St., Waterbury, 244-5223.

Three Needs, 207 College St., Burlington, 658-0889.

Toadstool Harry's, Rt. 4, Killington, 422-5019.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Tuckaway’s, Sheraton, 870 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 865-6600.

UpperDeck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

Vermont Pub &Brewery, 144 College, Burlington, 865-0500.

The Village Cup, 30 Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1730.

Villa Tragara, Rt. 100, Waterbury Ctr., 244-5288.

SATURDAY BLOOZOTOMY (jump blues), Breakwaters Cafe, 4:30 p.m.

NC. JOE CAPPS & SHAUNA (jazz), Dockside, 7:30 p.m. NC, DJ LITTLE MARTIN, 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $4.

EMPTY POCKETS (rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. RETRONOME (DJ; dance pop), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $2.

LEFT EYE JUMP (jump blues), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DJS TIM DIAZ & RUGGER (hiphop/r&b), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. v. , FLASHBACK (’8 0s DJ),

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Breakwaters Caf6, 4 p.m. NC. PICTURE THIS (jazz), Upper Deck

Pub at the Windjammer, 5:30 p.m. NC. JOE CAPPS & SHAUNA ANTONIUC

(jazz), Dockside, 7:30 p.m. NC. CHRIS TITCHNER & SUNDAY RAIN DOG (singer-songwriter & cellist),

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& Robbie J.), Millennium Nightclub-Burlington, 9 p.m. $3/10.

KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. OPIUS (groove rock) Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. STRAIGHT UP (rock), Alley Cats, 9 p.m. NC. THE ADAMS (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC.

(funky groove rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. ENCORE (musical comedy/ Broadway; benefit for N. Hero Historical Society), North Hero Town Hall, 8 p.m. $15.

HARD LUCK (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC. JIMMY T & THE COBRAS (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. JOHNNY DEVIL BAND (rock), Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. MR. FRENCH (rock), Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $3.

EAMES BROS, (acoustic blues), Villa Tragara, 6:30 p.m. $5.

ALLEY CATS (rock), Gallagher’s, 9 p.m. $3.

DJ DANCE PARTY, Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. NC. TIN PAN ALLEY (acoustic rock), Charlie B ’s, 8:30 p.m. NC. GEORGE VOLAND (jazz), J.P. Morgan’s, 7 p.m. NC. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (hillbilly boogie), Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. PC THE SPINDOCTOR (house/Top 40), Millennium NightclubBarre, 9 p.m. $3/10.

DUKE ROBILLARD BAND, LEFT EYE JUMP (jump blues), Higher

Borders, 8 p.m. NC. DJ FROSTEE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. followed by CLUB RETRO W/DJ LITTLE MARTIN, 11 p.m. $4.

Ground, 9 p.m. $8/10. 184QUADRA (classic rock), Trackside

Tavern, 9 p.m. $2.

UNCLE JIM & THE TWINS

KARAOKE W/VERN, Backstage

(acoustic), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m.

NC. GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5.

LIVE MUSIC, Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. GORDON STONE BAND (jazzgrass), UVM Slade Hall, 9:30 p.m. NC. PERRY NUNN (acoustic guitar), Ruben James, 6 p.m., followed

by TOP HAT DJ, 10 p.m. NC. DJ DAPP (hip-hop/dance), Bottleneck, 10 p.m. NC. EMPTY POCKETS (rock), Nectar’s,

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9:30 p.m. NC. 2K (house/hip-hop; DJs Frostee

Pub, 9 p.m. NC. JOHN CASSEL (jazz piano), Tavern

at the Inn at Essex, 7 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. CHRIS DOHERTY (acoustic folkrock), Village Cup, 8 p.m. NC. LIVE JAZZ, Diamond Jim ’s Grille, 7:30 p.m. NC. BLUE BANDANA (country-rock), G Stop, 9 p.m. $3.

GLASS ONION (rock), Naked Turtle Holding Co., 9:30 p.m.

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Irie; hip-hop/house), Millennium Nightclub-Burlington, 9 p.m.; • $3/10. ; r ;/ NETWORK (groove-jazz), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. DJ DAPP (hip-hop/dance), Bottleneck, 10 p.m. NC. GUY COLASACCO (singer-song­ writer), Jake’s, 6:30 p.m. NC. THE ADAMS (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE JAZZ, Tuckaway’s, Sheraton Hotel, 9 p.m. NC. JUBILEE W/FEAT, RECON, JUBILEE BAND & GUESTS (improvolectron-

ica rock ’n’ roll), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $5. 184QUADRA (classic rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2.

KARAOKE W/VERN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. JACKSON HEVRIN (reggae & more), Village Cup, 8 p.m. NC. RHYTHM RAMBLERS (country; line dancing), Cobbweb, 8:30 p.m. $7/12.

HANG TEN (rock), G Stop, 9 p.m. $3.

GLASS ONION (rock), Naked Turtle Holding Co., 9:30 p.m.

NC. XYZ AFFAIR (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. ENCORE (musical comedy/

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deliberate pacing an d tasteful g uitar w ork from Jo n T rafton, “C hasing” benefits from alm ost Beatle-esque p o p structures, an d effects applied as they should be — seasoning, n o t th e w hole meal. T h is is w here Rodgers’ brilliance and good taste shows best — a com pressed vocal there, a flanged guitar there, a big, solid d ru m so u n d th ro u g h o u t (and solid playing by Luke S m ith), a n d sonic touches th a t enhance Strangefolk’s som etim es elaborate arrangem ents.

“S inner” changes th e feel w ith a reggae-lite rh y th m an d a so rt o f A llm an-like guitar tone, w ith a hoo k y slide riff an d sing-along chorus.

T h is selection jibes well w ith tunes such as the catchy “U tterly A d d led ” or, especially, the countryish “I Tell M yself,” th a t are som ew hat rem i­ niscent o f early “A m ericana” bands — a style th a t suits th e folk-rockish side o f Strangefolk.

A lternatively, “Pawn” is an ou tstan d in g , funk- a n d r& b -in flu en ced cut, layering quick, ch u n k y g uitar licks an d extraordinary sax w ork from C h ic player Bill H o llo m an . A n o th er for­ m er C h ic m em ber, R ick H ilto n , is th e engineer here a n d co n trib u tes nice H a m m o n d fills on “M a m a.”

T h e distinctive lead vocals from Strangefolk are usually courtesy o f rh y th m guitarist Reid G enauer, w ho wails w ith co nviction in a stro n g tenor, as well as o f th e b a n d ’s d ead-on threep a rt h arm onies. Ironically — as so o ften seem s to h ap p en ju st w h en a b an d releases its bestever record — G en au er is soon departing. T h is w eekend, at th e b a n d ’s fifth an nual “G ard en o f Eden” tw o-day festival at th e A ddison C o u n ty Field Days, m arks his final appearances w ith th e band. S trangefolk will th e n be a u d itio n in g replacem ents.

It will be in terestin g to see w here the rem aining m em bers — T rafton, S m ith and bassist E rik G locker (who in m y o p in io n could easily m ove over to lead singer) — take th eir

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m usic from here. It’s te m p tin g to suggest they hire a h o rn section im m ediately, o r at least a h o t saxophonist, to fu rth er develop the bigb an d edge th a t A Great Long While projects — an d th a t th e four-piece ca n n o t possibly sustain outside th e studio. Personally, I’m n o t partial to th e too-fussy arrangem ents o f songs like “Invisible.” H ere a lovely, pro m isin g refrain is dashed against a harsh u p te m p o section, th en it breaks in to a bridge th a t seem s like a different song altogether, an d allows T rafton to overplay — so m eth in g he needs n o en co u rag em en t to do.

T h e closer, “C a b in Jo h n ” also begins w ith a nice rolling, rh y th m ic tem po an d m em orable, killer-h arm o n y chorus, th en drifts in to a pretty, dream y section, th e n eventually goes back to th e original rolling feel an d a few guitar pyrotechnics. It’s a b it m uch to ask o f a single song — outside o f a rock opera — an d illus­ trates th e o nly fault o f this record, o r perhaps o f this b a n d at this tim e: In w h at is clearly a peri­ o d o f grow th an d change, S trangefolk seem to be ex p erim en tin g w ith different feels and sounds, an d have yet to settle o n one. N o t th a t they have to, b u t th ere is a p o in t w here too m u c h diversity — at least o n a single C D — is n o t necessarily a good th in g . T h e y have app ro ach ed th a t p o in t here.

T h a t qu ib b le aside, Strangefolk certainly prove they have th e chops to consider different paths, since o n A Great Long While th ey m ix up hard an d soft rock, co u n try a n d reggae, groove an d funk. In th e long ru n it’s a satisfying stew, even w ith a few too m an y ingredients. T h is C D is a m ilestone for a b an d th a t started as an acoustic d u o earnestly slogging o u t cover tunes at b ar gigs d u rin g college. T h is w eekend sh ould prove E d en ic for b an d an d fans alike — w ith or w ith o u t C hic.

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KARAOKE W/FRANK, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC. JIMMY T & THE COBRAS (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. JOHNNY DEVIL BAND (rock), Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. GARDEN OF EDEN W/STRANGEFOLK & GUESTS (groove rock, newgrass),

Addison Cty. Field Days, New Haven, 11 a.m. $30/35 weekend, incl. camping.

STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS, OPEN MIKE

(hillbilly boogie), Ripton Community Coffee House, 7:30 p.m. $4.

THE VOODUDES (funk-jazz-urban rock), Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $3.

SPINN CITY W/DJ ROBBIE J. (hip-hopr&b), Millennium Nightclub-Barre, 9 p.m. $3/10.

ROCKIN’ HORSE (rock), Gallagher’s, 9 p.m. $3.

DJ HEDFONZ, MR. NICE GUY & FRIENDS

(house party), Rusty Nail, 9 p.m.

NC. JOEY LEONE (acoustic blues/r&b), Charlie B ’s, 8:30 p.m. NC. JOAN CRANE (finger-picker), The Boonys, 7 p.m. NC. WIDE IRIS (alt-rock), Toadstool Harry’s, 9 p.m. $3.

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JAZZ ON THE DECK (Dixieland), Mr. Pickwick’s, Ye Olde England Inne, 1 p.m. NC. MANGO JAM (zydeco), Naked Turtle Holding Co., % .m. NC, followed by GOOD GUYS PRODUCTIONS (DJ), 10 p.m. NC. ERIK KOSKINEN (rock; Labor Day party), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. ELBOW (rock), Toadstool Harry’s, 9 p.m. $3.

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VINYL ONE INTERNATIONAL (reggae/ dancehall; DJs Ninjahforce & Chancellor), Millennium NightclubBurlington, 9 p.m. NC/$7.

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King St. Ferry Dock, 8 p.m. $27.50.

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SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (trance/house DJ), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $2.

ROYAL FINGER BOWL (alt-blues), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. COBALT BLUE (rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DJ (hip-hop), Rasputin’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. ' ACOUSTIC JAM W/JACIE & PAUL, Alley Cats, 9 p.m. NC. DAN PARKS & THE BLAME (rock), Champion’s Tavern, 9:30 p.m. NC. DEL MCCOURY BAND, BREAKAWAY

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“H o ld the garlic” takes on new m eaning this w eekend in W ilm in g to n . Plenty o f clove-carrying co n ­

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by Strangefolk will be th e last in w hich lead singer Reid G en au er will perform . H e isn’t being cast o u t — so th e B urlingtonbased groove-rock foursom e w ants the co n ­ cert to be a celebration, n o t a finale. T h e G o rd o n Stone B and, S m okin’ Grass and N ile Rodgers are am o n g the guest fest per­ form ers, an d there m ay be a few m ore sur­ prises o n stage. . .

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New World Festival, Sunday, September 3.

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P erfo rm in g A rts C enter, Saratoga Springs, N.Y., 7:30 p.m . $2 5 -4 0 .

Playhouse, 2 & 8 p.m . $ 22-36.

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3 5 2 -4 2 0 4 .

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‘T H E F A N T A S T IC K S ’: Romeo and

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H all T h eatre, Stowe, 8 p.m . $12.

Info, 5 1 8 -5 8 7 -3 3 3 0 .

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H all T h ea ter O ffices, M iddlebury,

art • Also, see exhibit openings in the

V ER M O N T EX PO S: T h e hom e team takes on the Lowell Spinners at C entennial Field, B urlington,

art listings.

F IG U R E D R A W IN G : T h e human

7:05 p.ny $4. Info, 6 5 5 -6 6 1 1 .

figure m otivates aspiring and accom plished artists in a w eekly

etc

draw ing session at th e Firehouse i Gallery, B u rlington, 6 :3 0 -9 :3 0 p.m $3-6. Info, 8 6 5 -7 1 6 5 .

w o rd s V E R M O N T W R IT E R S SERIES: T unbridge-based a u th o r Jeffrey Lem

C H A M PL A IN VALLEY FAIR: T h e state’s largest fair serves up rides, games, exhibits, en tertain m en t and the best in fair food. C h am p lain Valley E xposition, Essex Ju n ctio n , 9 a.m. - m id n ig h t. $7. Info, 878-5545.

JEFF F O X W O R T H Y : You know

reads from his d e b u t novel, In the Fall. Basin H a rb o r C lub, Vergenne

you’re a redneck if... you’re in the

8:30 p.m . Free. Info, 475-2 3 1 ‘V E R M O N T W R IT E R S ’ BOOK

Country act C h a d B rock opens.

audience for this com edian.

Champlain Valley E xposition, Essex G R O U P : Readers exam ine Howard Junction, 7 p.m . $ 26-30. Info, 878Frank M osher’s portrayal o f the sta!C 5545. in A Stranger in the Kingdom. Nof^ T H E JO Y O F O U T D O O R S ’

n ic .” Fletcher Free Library, B urlington, n o o n . Free. Info,

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W O O D ’S T E A C O M P A N Y : T h e

p.m . Free. Info, 65 8 -3 1 3 1 .

H E A L T H L E C T U R E : L earn how to get fit — fast — at a talk en titled

V erm ont-based folk faves b rin g their traditional acoustic m usic an d easy rap p o rt to the C am p u s C en ter

“H a lf H o u r to B etter H e a lth .”

C h iro p ractic W orks, B urlington,

A m p h ith eatre, C astleton State College, 7 p.m . Free. Info,

5:20 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 4 -5 0 0 0 .

IN T E R N A T IO N A L D IN N E R : P andora’s Fine W in e an d C heese hosts a g o u rm et m eal th a t pairs each o f five courses w ith th e perfect vino.

P arim a T h a i R estaurant, B urlington, 5:30 p.m . $40. Register, 4 3 4 -4 2 4 1 .

A B R A H A M L IN C O L N TALK: G ary M oore discusses L incoln m yths an d th e p resid en t’s p en ch an t for political parab les/ See “to do” list, this issue. N oyes H ouse

4 6 8 -1 2 3 9 .

C H R IS T IN A A G U IL E R A : T h e 18-year-old pop p h en o m is this year’s h o t ticket at the C h am p lain Valley E xposition, Essex Ju n c tio n , 7 p.m . $ 28-35. Info, 878-5545.

‘B R O W N BAGS & S W IN G F ID ­ D L E ’: Professor Fairbanks perform s C ajun-flavored su m m er sw ing for th e lu n ch crow d at C ity H all Park, B urlington, n o o n - 1 p.m . Free.

Info, 86 4 -4 4 0 8 .

M useum , M orrisville, 7 p .m . Free.

Info, 8 8 8 -5 3 4 3 .

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‘T H E H E IR E S S ’: A rich d a u g h ­ ter falls for a m an m istru sted by h er father in this a d a p ta tio n o f th e H e n ry Jam es novel, Washing­ ton Square. P endragon T h ea tre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m . $17.

Info, 8 8 8 -7 0 1 -5 9 7 7 .

‘M ID W IV E S ’ S T A G E D R E A D ­ IN G : V erm ont Stage C o m p a n y shows its in-progress ad a p ta tio n o f C h ris B ohjalian’s best-selling novel. A dm ission includes a b ar­ becue reception w ith th e au th o rs and cast. R ed B arn, S o u th H ero, 7:30 p.m . $20. Info, 7 9 6 -3 0 4 8 .

o f th e “Love B oat” team s up w ith castaways from “G illigan’s Island” to solve a w h o d u n it on th e water.

G uests investigate th e buffet.

S pirit o f E th an Allen II, B urling­ to n B oathouse, 6:30 p.m .

fr id a y • Also, see listings in “S ound A dvice.”

Dizzy Up the Girl, T h e G o o G oo D olls com e ready to play house.

Rockers T onic open. C h am p lain Valley E xposition, Essex Ju n c tio n ,

6 5 8 -1 5 0 0 .

‘W E I G H T L O SS A N D Y O U R

his w ard in hopes o f m ak in g h er

Info, 8 6 0 -7 2 8 6 .

th e perfect wife. W eston Play­ house, 8 p .m . $ 24. Info,

G L B T Q SU PPO R T G RO U P: Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgen-

8 2 4 -5 2 8 8 .

R obillard and the A ustin L ounge Lizards. N inigret Park, C harles­ to n , R.I., 6-11 p.m . $ 1 0 0 for 3

G O O G O O D O L L S : Still to u r­ ing on th e strength o f 1 998’s

C h ild re n s Space. R adisson H o tel, B u rlin g to n , 6 -1 0 p.m . $50. Info,

M oliere’s fable is a b o u t th e foibles o f an aging bachelor w h o shelters

R H Y T H M & R O O T S F E S T I­ VAL: F our stages host C larence G a te m o u th Brow n, M arcia Ball, Beausoleil, Ju n io r Brow n, D uke

m u sic

$ 3 4 .9 5 . Info, 8 6 2 -8 3 0 0 .

M E D IE V A L D IN N E R : Ye olde crew from M edieval M a n o r in ; B oston offers a meal an d m erri­ m e n t to b enefit th e B urlington

S U B C O N S C IO U S M I N D ’: D evelop m en tal tools to help m a in ta in y o u r w eight — and health. F letcher Free Library, B u rlin g to n , 7 -8 :3 0 p.m . Free.

‘T H E S C H O O L F O R W IV E S ’:

P erform ing A rts C enter, Saratoga Springs, N.Y., 6 p.m . $ 1 9 .5 0 -4 5 .

Info, 5 1 8 -5 8 7 -3 3 3 0 .

7 p.m . $30. Info, 878-5 5 4 5 .

‘B R O W N B A G ’ C O N C E R T S ER IES: Fave folkie Rachel

sp o rt" V E R M O N T E X P O S : See A ugust 30.

etc

days. Info, 8 8 8 -8 5 5 -6 9 4 0 .

C H A M P L A IN VALLEY FAIR: See A ugust 30.

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‘A N Y T H IN G G O E S ’: See A ugust 30.

‘T H E F A N T A S T IC K S ’: See A ugust 30.

Bissex perform s for lu n c h tim e lis­ teners in th e C h rist C h u rch

F letcher Free Library, B urlington, 11-11:30 a.m . Free. Register, 8 6 5 -7 2 1 6 .

‘M ID W IV E S ’ S T A G E D R E A D ­

— m ate on a Seven Days-stponsored sunset cruise w ith live m usic, refreshm ents an d prizes.

L eaving from K ing Street Ferry D ock, B urlin g to n , 8 p.m . $1520. Info, 86 4 -9 8 0 4 .

V E R M O N T STA T E FAIR:

1 p.m . Free. Info, 2 2 9 -9 4 0 8 .

IN G : See A ugust 31, Rochester H ig h School, 7:30 p.m . $6. Info, 7 6 7 -3 1 7 4.

E N C O R E : T h e m usical q u in te t

‘T H E S C H O O L F O R W IV E S ’:

m usic m ake this fair a real-

dered an d q u estio n in g y o u th m ake new friends an d get su p ­

mixes classics an d show tunes in a program o f “Joyous S ong” to benefit th e N o rth H ero H istorical

V erm ont favorite. R u tlan d F airgrounds, 10 a.m . - 11 p.m .

art

See A ugust 31, $27.

‘T H E H E IR E S S ’: See A ugust 31.

‘T H R A L L S O F C T H U L H U ’

p o rt. O u trig h t C en tral V erm ont,

Society. N o rth H ero T ow n H all,

• See exhibit openings in th e art listings.

M ontpelier, 7 p.m . Free. Info, 8 0 0 -4 5 2 -2 4 2 8 .

8 p.m . $15. Info, 3 7 2 -4 7 3 2 .

C O U N T E R P O IN T : T h e new a

A U D IT IO N S : W annabe w itches try o u t for this H allow een p ro ­

S T A R F L E E T I N T E R N A T IO N ­ A L C O N F E R E N C E : B eam up

SEX U A L A SSA ULT S U R ­

cappella group sam ples selections

V IV O R S G R O U P : V ictim s o f violence su p p o rt a n d educate th e ir peers. Puffer U n ited M e th o d ist C h u rc h , M orrisville, 6:30-8 p.m . Free. Info,

by Jo h n D ow land, M aurice Ravel an d L eonard B ernstein, u n d er the b ato n o f acclaim ed c o n d u c to r R obert D eC orm ier. See “to do ”

H all A u d ito riu m , 5-8 p.m . Free.

Info, 6 5 5 -9 0 5 0 .

list, this issue. W aitsfield U n ited C h u rch o f C hrist, 8 p.m . $14.

•Also, see exhibit openings in th e art listings.

F IR S T FR ID A Y T O U R : A rt

w eekend at a barbecue o f h o t dogs and veggie burgers. T h e

am o n g st ju st-p ick ed p ro d u ce an d h o m e m ad e baked goods at th e

Info, 2 4 4 -5 8 9 5 .

E A M E S B R O T H E R S T R IO : D iners get a taste o f early

lovers in d ulge in an evening o f

Sleeping D ogs perform .

gallery h o p p in g via trolley service

M id d leb u ry G reen, 5:30-8 p.m .

Essex Ju n c tio n S h o p p in g C enter, 2 -6 :3 0 p.m . Info, 8 6 5 -0 0 6 8 .

acoustic blues an d jazz ballads at V illa Tragara, W aterb u ry C enter,

lin k in g exhibits at C ath ed ral A rts,

Free. Info, 3 8 8 -7 2 1 4 .

B u rlin g to n C ollege an d the

C L O W N W O R K S H O P : W ork

C h u rc h St., Barre, 3 -6 p.m . Free.

6:30 p.m . $5. Info, 2 4 4 -5 2 8 8 .

S W E E T H O N E Y IN T H E

Firehouse, D oll-A nstadt, Flynndog, G rannis, Frog H ollow , M en’s

o n character an d m akeup in this serious session for silly p erfo rm ­

R O C K : T h e goddesses o f a cap­ pella stress stro n g issues in song at

R oom , Rose Street, R hom bus,

ers. C o m m u n ity Services

U n io n S tation an d R ick S utta

B uilding, 2 8 2 8 B oardm an St.,

galleries. D o w n to w n B urlington, 5-8 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 5 -7 1 6 6 .

M iddlebury, 9:30-11 a.m . Free.

Info, 3 8 8 -7 0 4 4 .

k id s ‘M U S IC W I T H R O B E R T A N D G IG I ’: Kids sing songs w ith

cyberpunks, geeks an d assorted w ired types m eet to socialize an d converse. Borders, C h u rc h Street

R obert R esnik an d his fiddle­

M arketplace, B urlin g to n , 5-8

playing friend G igi W eism an.

p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 5 -2 7 1 1 .

k id s B A C K -T O -S C H O O L S T O R Y ­ T IM E : R eady-to-return stu d e n ts h ear The Awful Aardvarks Shop

for School by V erm o n ter Reeve L indbergh. Barnes & N o b le, S. B urlin g to n , 3 :3 0 p .m . Free. Info, 86 4 -8 0 0 1 .

spo rt V E R M O N T E X P O S : See A ugust 30.

8 8 8 -5 2 5 6 .

F A R M E R S ’ M A R K E T : Graze

B IK E R ID E : H elm ets are de

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rigueur for cycle enthusiasts o n a

E M O T IO N S A N O N Y M O U S : W o m en suffering from depres­ sion, anxiety or o th e r problem s

terrain -tack lin g ride in to th e su n ­ set. M eet at A lp in e Shop,

Pocket Park, M ontpelier, n o o n -

M iddlebury, 6 p .m . Free. Info,

get su p p o rt th ro u g h a 12-step

H aw kins H all, S U N Y P latts­ b u rgh, N.Y., 8 p.m . $20. Info,

3 8 8 -7 5 4 7 .

p ro g ram . 86 Lake Street, B u rlin g to n , 6 -7 p .m . Free. Info, 6 4 4 -1 9 7 0 . ; .••

5 1 8 -5 6 4 -2 2 8 3 .

B.B. K IN G B LU ES FESTIV A L: T h e K ing o f th e Blues is in good

etc C H A M P L A IN VALLEY FAIR: See A ugust 30.

co m p an y — B uddy G uy, Susan Tedeschi a n d T o m m y C astro are

M Y S T E R Y C R U IS E : T h e crew

also o n th e blues bill. Saratoga

9/1 J o e Capp & S h a u n a (jazz)

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V olunteers G reen, R ich m o n d , 36:30 p.m . Free. Info, 4 8 2 -5 7 7 6 .

G LB TQ SU PPO R T G RO U P: Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered and q u estio n in g y o u th m ake new friends an d get su p ­ po rt. O u trig h t V erm ont, B urlington, 6:30-9 p .m . Free.

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A rts C en ter, Saratoga Springs, N.Y., 7 :3 0 p.m . $ 2 5 -3 5 . Info, 5 1 8 -5 8 7 -3 3 3 0 .

V E R M O N T E X P O S : See A ugust 30. Fans w ho d o n ate to C O T S en d u re “Survivor” chal­

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lenges for prizes.

W H IT E W A T E R KAYAKING: B eginning and expert p id d le rs

C O N T R A D A N C E : K athryn W e d d erb u rn calls for Pete S u th erla n d & Friends at a n o rth ­ ern-style co m m u n ity hoedow n.

C apital C ity G range H all, M ontpelier, 8 p.m . $7. Info, 7 4 4 -6 1 6 3 .

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P O R T G R O U P : B attered W o m en s Services an d Shelter

P E A C E ’: P ut spiritual practice in m o tio n by p articip a tin g in dances

facilitates a group in Barre, 10

an d songs th a t celebrate c o m m u ­ nity. V erm o n t Yoga S tudio, C hace M ill, B u rlin g to n , 7-9 p.m . $5-7.

Info, 4 8 2 -2 8 3 6 .

a.m . Free. Info, 2 2 3 -0 8 5 5 .

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drama ‘A N Y T H IN G G O E S ’: See

music

A ugust 30.

‘T H E S C H O O L F O R W IV E S ’:

• Also, see listings in “S o u n d

See A ugust 31, 3 & .8 p.m . $2730.

‘T H E F A N T A S T IC K S ’: See

A dvice.”

E N C O R E : See S eptem b er 1.

C O U N T E R P O I N T : See U n itarian C h u rch .

A U D IT IO N S : See S eptem ber 1,

R H Y T H M & R O O T S F E S T I­ VAL: See S eptem ber 1, 11 a.m . -

F letcher Free Library, B u rlin g to n ,

for th e seasoned singer-songw riter at th e C h a m p la in Valley E xposition, Essex Ju n c tio n , 7 p .m . $22. Info, 8 7 8 -5 5 4 5 .

‘G A R D E N O F E D E N ’ F E S T I­ VAL: Local groovers Strangefolk h o st a tw o-day u to p ia o f m u sic an d cam ping, w ith so m e surprise guests. See “to d o ” list, th is issue.

A d d iso n C o u n ty Field D ays, N ew H aven, 11 a.m . $ 35. Info, 6 5 4 -8 7 4 0 .

C R E E D : T h e alt-rockers take you higher, an d fu rth e r w est, in a co n cert at S aratoga P erfo rm in g

Jeffersonville, 10 a.m . - n o o n . $5.

Info, 8 8 8 -9 2 1 8 .

K IL L IN G T O N STA G E RA CE: T op professional an d am ateu r cyclists give this three-day co m ­ p e titio n a w hirl. W est W ay M all, W. R u tlan d , 8 a.m . $ 5 5 -1 2 0 .

Info, 4 2 2 -3 3 3 3 .

L O N G T R A IL H IK E : T h e B u rlin g to n section o f th e G reen

S eptem ber 1, M o n tp elie r

C o m ed ia n D ick H ard w ic k op en s

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can expect to get w et at this dem o o f cu rren t kayak designs.

A lpine S hop, C hace M ill, B urlington, 2-6 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 2 -2 7 1 4 .

N A T U R E H IK E : Explore the area’s natural history, th en cool

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‘S C A P IN O ’: T h is com ic m usical, ad a p te d from a M oliere play, is a b o u t a crafty servant’s attem p ts to m a n ip u la te his m aster. Pend rag o n T h e a tre , Saranac Lake,

U V M V isito rs L ot, B urlington, 8 a.m . Register, 6 5 8 -5 8 6 9 .

JE F F -T O -C A M B R ID G E 5K: P arent-child team s, w alking divi­ sions, kids categories an d fam ily d isco u n ts give everyone a sp o rt­ ing chance at this an n u al road race. C a m b rid g e E lem entary S chool, Jeffersonville, 9:30 a.m . $1 0 . Register, 6 4 4 -8 2 8 2 .

N.Y., 8 p.m . $ 17. Info, 8 8 8 -7 0 1 -5 9 7 7 .

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‘J U S T S O ’: R u d y ard K ipling sto ­ ries like “T h e E le p h an t’s T ru n k ” a n d “H o w th e R h in o G o t H is Skin” co m e to life in this stage a d a p ta tio n for kids. P endragon T h ea tre, S aranac Lake, N.Y., 11 a.m . $6. Info, 8 8 8 -7 0 1 -5 9 7 7 .

H e a rth , Stowe, 9 a.m . - 4 :3 0 p.m . Free. Info, 2 5 3 -7 2 2 3 .

etc C H A M P L A IN VALLEY FAIR: See A ugust 30.

V E R M O N T STA T E FAIR: See

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S T A R F L E E T I N T E R N A T IO N ­ A L C O N F E R E N C E : See S ep tem b er 1, 9 a.m . - 1 a.m .

P IG R O A ST: In d ep e n d en t can­ d id ate Jo h n D avison kicks o ff his gu b ern atorial bid w ith a poked pig. 103 C lay P oint R d., M ilto n , no o n . Free. Info, 6 5 6 -0 4 4 4 .

G A R L IC & H E R B FESTIV A L: E xpand y o u r clove consciousness for a day devoted to garlic-cen­ tered food, crafts an d cooking d em o n strations. See “to d o ” list, this issue. Local Flavor Farm stand, Rt. 100, W ilm in g to n , 10 a.m . - 5 p.m . $3. Info, 3 6 8 -7 1 4 7 .

H IS T O R Y W ALK: A guide leads th e w ay an d talks a b o u t soldier life, archaeology an d th e storied past o f the M o u n t In dependence S tate H isto ric Site, O rw ell, 1 p.m . $2. Info, 94 8 -2 0 0 0 .

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F A R M E R S ’ M A R K E T S : L ook for V erm ont-grow n agricultural p ro d u cts an d crafts at op en -air booths. B u rlin g to n C ity H all Park, 8:30 a.m . - 2 :30 p.m . Info, 8 8 8 -8 8 9 -8 1 8 8 . T aylor Park, St. A lbans, 9 a.m . - 2 p .m . Info, 9 3 3 -4 7 0 3 . C o rn e r o f E lm an d State Streets, M ontpelier, 9 a.m . 1 p .m . Info, 4 2 6 -3 8 0 0 . D e p o t Info, 7 7 3 -5 7 7 8 . O x b o w Property, P o rtlan d St., M orrisville, 9 a.m . 1 p .m . Info, 4 7 2 -3 6 2 1 . M arble W orks C o m plex, M iddlebury, 9 a.m . - n o o n . Free. Info,

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G R A N D R E O P E N IN G : W orkers u n ite to celebrate th e 10 0 th anniversary o f this local labor lan d m ark , as well as its recent recognition by the N atio n al Park Service. O ld L abor H all, Barre, 2-9 p.m . Free. Info, 4 5 6 -7 4 5 6 .

B R E W E R S FESTIV A L: M icrobrew fans get a m acro deal at th is tw o-day festival featuring brave new beers, ban d s an d cig­ ars. M t. Snow, n o o n - 7 p.m . $10. Info, 8 0 0 -2 4 5 -7 6 6 9 .

C R A F T S H O W : C h e ck o u t som e gorge-ous V erm ont cre­ atio n s — an d , o f course, th e view — a t a craft show in Q uechee G orge Village, 10 a.m . - 5 p.m .

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R H Y T H M & R O O T S F E S T I­ VAL: See S eptem ber 1 ,1 1 a.m . m id n ig h t.

7‘S U M M E R S O U N D S ’ SER IE S: A n d ersen -G ram jo in s forces w ith T om M acK enzie for an u p b eat d o u b le co n c ert a t H ighgate M u nicipal Park, 7 p .m . Free.

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N E W W O R L D FEST IV A L : R an d o lp h ’s a stage for a festival o f m usic, dance, food an d crafts in th e C eltic a n d F ren ch -C an ad ian trad itio n . See “to d o ” list, this

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B A N D O F LIB ER TY : T h e U S. A ir Force b an d plays popular, p atrio tic a n d sm all-to w n tunes fit for th e gazebo. C o n c e rt M eadow , T rapp Fam ily Lodge, Stowe, 5:30 p.m . Free. Info, 2 5 3 -7 7 9 2 .

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S tran d T heater, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 9:30 p.m . $ 7.25. Info, 7 1 8 -4 8 6 -3 5 9 0 .

art • See exhibit openings in the art listings.

sport F IE L D H O C K E Y T O U R N A ­ M E N T : See S eptem ber 2.

K IL L IN G T O N STA G E RACE: See S ep tem ber 2, M erch an t’s Row, R u tland.

C A N O E & KAYAK T R IP : P addle O tte r C reek from V ergennes to Lake C ham p lain w ith th e M o n tp elier section o f th e G reen M o u n ta in C lub. M eet at M o n tp elier H ig h School, 8:30 a.m . Free. Register, 22 3 -3 5 5 0 .

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w atching stock cars com pete in th e N A SC A R 150, A C T Late M odel Sportsm an Series and the local Flying Tigers. T h u n d e r Road, Barre, 1 p.m . $30. Info, 244-6963.

etc C H A M P L A IN VALLEY FAIR: See A ugust 30.

V E R M O N T STA TE FAIR: See S eptem ber 1.

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asses a c tin g V ER M O N T STAGE B EG IN N IN G A CTIN G : Six Thursdays, September 7 through October 12, 7-10 p.m. S. Burlington. $150. Register, 8621497. M a r k N a sh teaches actors w ith experience w ho w a n t to be considered f o r roles in u pcom ing Verm ont Stage productions.

a ik id o A IKIDO O F CHAM PLAIN VAL­ LEY: Adults, Monday through Friday, 5:45-6:45 p.m. and 7-8:15 p.m. Saturdays, 9-11:45 a.m.

Children, Tuesdays & Thursdays, 4-5 p.m. Aikido o f Champlain Valley, 17 E. Allen St., Winooski. $55/m onth, $120/three months, intro specials.

Info, 654-6999 or www.aikidovt.org.

S tu d y this graceful, flo w in g m a rtia l a rt to develop flexib ility, confidence a n d self-defense skills.

A IKIDO O F V ERM O NT: Ongoing classes Monday through Friday, 6-7 p.m. and 7-8 p.m. Saturday, 9-10:30 a.m. Sunday, 10-11:30 a.m. Above Onion River Co-op, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info, 862-9785. Practice the a rt o f A ik id o in a safe a n d supportive environm ent.

a ro m ath e rap y SPA N IG H T : Thursday, August 17, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Star Root, Battery St., Burlington. Register, 862-4421.

P am per y o u rse lf f o r a n ig h t — seated massage, fo o t reflexology a n d facials w ill be available.

art INTERM EDIATE LIFE DRAW­ ING: Ongoing Mondays through September 4, 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church St., Burlington. $70/session. Register, 865-7166. Jolene Reynolds teaches life draw ing.

‘DRAW ING FOR ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS’: Two Sundays, September 24 and October 1,1-4 p.m. Comm unity College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $65. Register, 865-4422. Learn to distinguish shapes a n d dim ensional fo rm s by h o n in g y o u r observational skills through g u id e d exercises.

a stro lo g y ‘SYMBOLIC ASTROLOGY’: Saturday, September 9, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Comm unity College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $55. Register, 865-4422. Explore a n d interpret y o u r astrological chart, using personal b irth in form ation.

‘LEARN T H E LANGUAGE OF ASTROLOGY’: Ten Tuesdays, start­ ing September 26, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Edmunds Middle School, Burlington. $150 includes workbook and birth chart. Register, 951-8946.

Learn to read y o u r cha rt a n d interpret plan eta ry energies.

b a rte n d in g PROFESSIONAL BARTENDING ' TRA IN IN G : Day, evening and weekend courses. Various locations.

Info, 888-854-4448 or bartendingschool.com. G et certified to m ake a mean m a rtin i, m argarita, m a n h a tta n or m a i tai.

teaching a class? call 864.5684

Saturday, September 16, 9 a.m. 3:30 p.m. Comm unity College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $50. Register, 865-4422. E xam ine the structure o f flo w erin g plants a n d learn how to use a w ildflow er identification book.

b u s in e s s SMALL BUSINESS MARKETING: Six Wednesdays starting September 13, 10-11:30 a.m. Village Cup Coffeehouse, Jericho. $200/series.

Register, 862-3888. Learn how to p ro­ m ote y o u r business in a supportive, coach-led workshop.

CREATING JOY A ND ABUN­ DAN CE’: Six Mondays, September 18, 25, October 2, 9, 16 and 23.

Women’s Small Business Program, Trinity College, Burlington. $115, grants available. Info, 846-7160.

Learn how to elim inate barriers so you can achieve y o u r goals.

‘G E T T IN G SERIOUS’: Four Tuesdays, September 26, October 10, 17, and 24. Women’s Small Business Program, Trinity College, Burlington. $115, grants available. Info, 8467160. Explore the possibilities a n d real­ ities o f business ownership, assess yo u r skills a n d develop a business idea.

‘START U P ’: September through December. Women’s Small Business Program, Trinity College, Burlington. $1250, grants available. Info, 8467160. Learn valuable skills as you w rite a business plan.

co m p u te rs WEB DESIGN: Ongoing classes.

Humble Digital, 145 Pine Haven Shores Rd., Shelburne. Info, 8462157 or humbledigital.com. Take classes in Web design, understanding com puter hardware, H T M L or trou­ bleshooting w ith M a c O S 9.

craft T H E ART O F B O O KBIN DING : Saturday, September 16, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Community College of Vermont, Burlington. $60. Register, 865-4422. Learn basic bookbinding skills to m ake elegant hardcover jo u r ­ nals, photo album s a n d sketch books.

IN TR O D U C TO R Y WEAVING: Seven Wednesdays, September 20, 27, October 4, 11, 18, 25 and November 1, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Northeast Fiber Arts Center, 7531 Williston Rd., Williston. $155. Info, 288-8081. Learn the fu n d a m e n ta ls o f w eaving on a four-harness flo o r loom w hile exploring several weave structures a n d colors.

IN TRO D U C TO R Y K N IT T IN G : Saturday, September 23, 1:30-5 p.m. and two Tuesdays, September 26 and October 3, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Northeast Fiber Arts Center, 7531 Williston Rd., Williston. $55. Info, 288-8081.

Learn everything yo u need to kn o w to k n it sweaters, hats a n d scarves, includ­ in g k n it a n d p u r l stitches a n d p attern reading.

POTTERY & SCULPTURE: All ages and abilities, group classes, pri­ vate lessons, studio rental. Day, evening and weekend offerings.

Vermont Clay Studio, 2802 Rt. 100, Waterbury Center. Register, 2241126 ext. 41. Enjoy the pleasures a n d

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d an ce YMCA DANCE: Ongoing classes for adults, teens and children. YMCA, College St., Burlington. Info, 8629622. Classes are offered in Latin, sw ing a n d yo u th ballet.

darts DARTS: Six Thursdays, August 24 through September 28, 7:30-9:30 ^ . m . McKee’s Pub, 19 E. Allen St., Winooski. Free. Info, 655-0048.

BURLINGTON C O M M U N IT Y C H O IR : Ongoing Wednesdays beginning September 6, 7-8:30 p.m.

Community College of Vermont, 110 Cherry St., Lower Level, Burlington. $45 membership dues.

Info, 865-4422. Join this co m m u n ity

sonal a n d universal symbolism in y o u r dreams.

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film ‘REELING BEAUTY’: Saturday, • ■ September 23, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. , t , Community College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $50.

Register, 865-4422. A nalyze the themes o f tem ptation a n d fu lfillm e n t in the film s Stealing Beauty a n d

American Beauty.

health ‘W E IG H T LOSS AND YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS M IN D ’: Six Tuesdays, September 12, 19, 26, October 3, 10 and 17, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. or 7-9 p.m. Rising Sun, 35 King St., Burlington. $90. Info, 8607286. A lig n y o u r subconscious m in d w ith y o u r w eight m anagem ent goals by learning self-hypnosis a n d other useful tools.

ju g g lin g JU GG LING CLUB: Ongoing Mondays and Tuesdays, 5 p.m.

Waterfront Park, Burlington. Free.

Info, 863-4969. Beginner-to-expert jugglers a n d unicyclists convene.

k id s CREATIVE W R IT IN G : Ongoing Saturdays beginning September 2 ,1 0 a.m. - noon. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. Free. Register, 862-4325.

E ight- to 15-year-olds develop creative w ritin g skills through jo u rnal-keeping a n d other literary exercises.

‘M USIC SEEDS’: Thursdays and Saturdays beginning September 7.

Charlotte Congregational Church.

Info, 425-5954. Children fr o m birth to age f iv e get an early m usic educa­ tion.

la n g u a g e ITALIAN: Group and individual instruction, beginner to advanced, all ages. Middlebury area. Info, 5452676. Im m erse yo u rse lf in Italian to get ready f o r a trip abroad, or to better enjoy the country’s music, a rt a n d cui-

ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginners and intermediates.

Vermont Adult Learning, Sloan Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free.

Info, 654-8677. Im prove y o u r listen­ ing, speaking, reading a n d w ritin g skills in English as a second language.

PAINTING CERAMICS: Ongoing classes. Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, 652-0102. Ledrn the fu ndam entals o f

ZEN M EDITATION: Mondays, 4:45-5:45 p.m. Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Burlington. Free. Info, 6586466. M ed ita te w ith a sittin g group

Create body a rt designs using this n a t­

p a in tin g ceramics.

ural, tem porary technique.

POTTERY: Beginner and intermedi­ ate classes for adults and children; membership available for experienced potters. River Street Potters, 141 River St. (Rt. 2), Montpelier. Info, 224-7000. Discover y o u r creativity

associated w ith the Z e n A ffilia te o f Vermont.

botany FLOW ERING PLANT I.D.:

w orking w ith the wheel.

G U ID ED M EDITATION: Sundays, 10:30 a.m. The Shelburne Athletic Club, Shelburne Commons. Free.

Info, 985-2229. Practice g u id e d m ed i­

d re am s ‘DREAM SYMBOLISM’: Saturday, September 23, 9 a.m. - noon.

Community College of Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $25.

Register, 865-4422. Explore the p e r­

body art

through classes in h a n d b u ild in g a n d

diverse, n o n-com petitive environm ent.

tions.

tation f o r relaxation a n d focus.

H EN N A BODY ART: Friday, September 1, 7-8 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave, * Burlington. Free. Info, 660-8060.

m en d h i a rtist creates natural, painless, tem porary designs.

D o n ’t j u s t do something, sit there!

tarian a n d Tibetan B u d d h ist m ed ita ­

Develop stance, grip a n d a im in g tech­ nique fo r perfect projectile performance.

challenges o f w orking w ith clay, w hether y o u ’ve h a d a lot, a little or no experience.

H EN NA BODY ART APPLICA­ T IO N : Saturday, September 2, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Register, 660-8060. A

M EDITATION: Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Green Mountain Learning Center, 13 Dorset Lane, Suite 203, Williston. Free. Info, 872-3797.

Campus, Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington. $75. Info, 847-7910. Get in shape f o r the slopes w ith tra in in g — a n d lectures — designed fo r skiers.

SPIN N IN G : Ongoing daily classes.

Chain Reaction, O ne Lawson Lane, Burlington. First ride free. Info, 6573228. Pedal y o u r w ay to fitn ess in a

187 S. Winooski Ave. Free. Info, 658-6795. Instructors teach non-sec­

m editation

‘T H E WAY OF T H E SUFI’: Tuesdays, 7:30-9 p.m. S. Burlington.

Free. Info, 658-2447. This Sufi-style m editation incorporates breath, so und a n d m ovem ent.

M EDITATION: Sundays, 9 a.m. noon. Burlington Shambhala Center,

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choir to sing gospel, fo lk, pop, ja z z , m usical theater a n d a little classical

ph otograph y IN STRU C TIO N : C lasses^orkshops, private instruction and weeklong summer day camps for young people. Info, 372-3104. Take classes in creative a n d technical camera a n d darkroom skills w hile learning to “see" w ith a photographic eye.

su p p o rt g ro u p s A LCO HO LICS ANONYM OUS: Daily meetings in various locations.

Free. Info, 860-8382. W a n t to over­ come a d rin k in g problem ? Take the fir s t step — o f 12 — a n d j o in a group in y o u r area.

AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free.

Info, 655-6512. D o y o u have a fr ie n d or relative w ith an alcohol problem ?

Alcoholics A non ym o u s can help.

NARCOTICS ANONYM OUS: Ongoing daily groups. Various loca­ tions in Burlington, S. Burlington and Plattsburgh.. Free. Info, 8624516. I f y o u ’re ready to stop using drugs, this group o f recovering addicts can offer inspiration.

OVEREATERS A NONYM OUS: Tuesday, September 12, 6 p.m. First Congregational Church, Essex Junction. Free. Info, 863-2655.

Overeaters m eet f o r support a ro u n d fo o d a n d health issues.

reiki REIKI CLINIC: Thursday, August 17, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Donations. Register, 660-8060. Experience R eiki — an ancient, non-invasive healing technique w hich originated in the East.

USUI TIBETAN REIKI CERTIFI­ CATION: Level I: Saturday, September 9. $145. Level II: Sunday, September 10. $195, financial assis­ tance available. Info, 350-2030 or www.essentialsymmetry.com. Become certified in using R eiki to heal y o u rse lf a n d others. ' ‘

se lf-d e fe n se BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU ANl CARDIOBOXING: Ongoing classes for men, women and children, Monday through Saturday. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info, 6604072. Escape fe a r w ith an integrated self-defense system based on technique, not size, strength or speed.

spirit ‘AURA PH O TO G R A PH Y ’: Saturday, September 9, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington. $25.

Info, 660-8060. Gain awareness o f y o u r i n d iv i d u a l "energy fields. ”

‘C OU NSELIN G W IT H T H E SPIRITS IN SHAM ANIC JO U R ­ NEY’: Five Wednesdays, September 6, 13, 20 and 27 and October 4, 6-8 p.m. $125. Info, 660-8060. O b ta in guidance, insight a n d h ealing w h ile v developing relationships w ith spirit teachers a n d a n im a l helpers.

SACRED CIRCLE DANCE: Second Saturday of each m onth beginning September 9, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Yoga Vermont Studio, Chace Mill, Burlington. Donations. Info, 4256061. Learn to celebrate earth-based

PARTNERS A ND FRIENDS OF SURVIVORS: Group forming. Info, 655-4907. Partners a n d frien d s o f childhood abuse survivors share strug­ gles a n d successes w ith peers.

PSYCHIATRIC SU PPO R T G RO UP: Thursdays, 7 p.m. Various Burlington locations. Free. Info, 2881006. Get p eer support f o r depression, a n xiety or other psychiatric illness.

SEX A N D LOVE A D D IC TS ANO NY M O US: Sundays, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, 05402. G et help through this weekly 12-step program.

w om en W O M EN H EL PIN G ’ VOLUN­ TEER TRA IN IN G : Two Saturdays, September 9 and 16, and Wednesday and Tuesday, September 13 and 19.

Burlington. Register, 658-3131.

Train to be a volunteer f o r W omen H elp in g B attered Women.

yoga BEC O M IN G PEACE YOGA’: Ongoing classes. Becoming Peace Center for Yoga and Massage, 57 River Rd., Essex Jet. Info, 878-5299.

C onnect w ith y o u r body, m in d a n d sp irit to release chronic tension through K ripalu-style yoga study.

BEECHER HILL YOGA: Ongoing daytime & evening classes for all lev­ els. Info, 482-3191. G et p riv a te or group instruction in p re n a ta l yoga, integrative yoga therapy or gentle yoga f o r recovery a n d rehabilitation.

YOGA V ER M O N T: Daily classes, noon, 5:30 and 7:30 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, 9:30 a.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or yogavermont.com. Astanga-style “p o w e r”yoga classes offer sweaty f u n fo r a ll levels o f experience. ®

spirituality through tra d itio n a l fo lk dances.

sport GOLF CAMP: Tuesday through Thursday, September 12, 13 and 14, 9-11:30 a.m. Bristol. Register, 4535885. B arry C h u rch ill goes over the s gam e o f golf.

W IN T E R SPORTS C O N D IT IO N ­ ING: Eight Tuesdays and Thursdays, September 16 through November 16, 7-8:30 p.m. Sports and Orthopedic Rehabilitation Center, Fanny Allen

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K ILLIN G TO N STAG E RACE:

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C laren d o n , 7:45 a.m .

B oathouse, 6 :3 0 -9 p.m . $ 3 4 .9 5 .

Info, 8 6 2 -8 3 0 0 .

CH A M PLA IN VALLEY FAIR:

BREAD & PUPPET T H E ­ ATER: N o u rish y o u r soul w ith political p u p p e t shows, so u r­ You and your pet can learn a lot o f tricks at Obedience School. Unfortunately, Sex Education is not one o f them. Please be responsible and have your pet spayed or neutered. Please give us a call.

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K N IT T IN G GROUP: N eedle w orkers sw ap sew ing tips and design ideas w ith o th e r w ool w orkers. N o rth east Fiber A rts C enter, S. B urlington, 6:30 p.m .

‘T H E SCH O O L FOR W IV ES’:

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W O RK ER’S RIGHTS:

this suspenseful d in n e r th eater p resen tatio n . V illa Tragara,

LOWELL SPINNERS Fox 44 yo’s Night!

Sept 2

Saturday 7:05 p.m.

LOWELL SPINNERS Friendly’s Restaurant Night or Expos Escape!

Sept. 5 Sept. 6

Tuesday 7:05 p.m.

PITTSFIELD METS KOOL 10s “Hawaiian Night

Wednesday 7:05 p.m.

PITTSFIELD METS VT Expos Jersey Auction!

Myers Construction to benefit the John LeClair Foundation

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o u t locally grow n veggies, h o m e ­ m ad e treats an d crafts o n th e M o u n ta in R oad, Stow e, 11 a.m .

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Friday 7:05 p.m.

H elping B attered W om en facili­ tates a group in B urlington, 6:30-8 p.m . Free. Info, 658-1996.

Billings Farm & M useum ,

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W oo d stock, 10 a.m . - 5 p.m . $8.

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Flashing Powerlink Button Giveaway, 1st 1000 Fans

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See A ugust 30, 9 a.m . - 7 p.m .

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spo rt V E R M O N T EXPOS: See A ugust 30. T h e Pittsfield M ets are up ton ig h t.

P ru itt S tew art’s Letters o f a 'Woman Homesteader gets a read­ ing in th e “S o u th by S outhw est” series exploring m yths o f the west. S outh H ero C o m m u n ity Library, 7 p.m . Free. Info, 3 7 2 -6 2 0 9 .

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W IN D EN SEM BLE AUDI­ TIO NS: B ud d in g m usicians com e blow th eir h o rn s — or reeds an d flutes — at C astleton State C ollege Fine A rts C enter, 6 p.m . Free. Info, 2 5 9 -2 8 9 9 .

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FIRST FRIDAY: A free art trolley loops by 12 local galleries, leaving from the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. September 1, 5-8 p.m.

TINKA THERESA MARTELL, recent mixed-media works. Rose Street Gallery, Burlington, 862-3654.

Reception September 1, 5:30-9 p.m.

THE SACRED AND THE MUNDANE, paint­ ings and drawings by Lynn Imperatore, and SEARCHING FOR BALANCE, works in mixed media by Cheryl Rezendes. DoliAnstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661.

Reception September 1, 6-8 p.m.

FACES OF OUR COMMUNITY, pho­ tographs by Julie Steedman.

Burlington College Gallery, 860-4437.

Reception September 1, 5-8 p.m.

UNDERBODIES: FOUNDATIONS RECONFIG­ URED, new works by Jude Bond.

Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2030.

Reception September 1, 5-8 p.m.

ALL EYES ON NATURE, featuring the works of Vermont artists Russ Housman, Mickey Myers, Rae Newell, Jim Samler, Penny Viscusi and Carolyn Walton. Chaffee Center for the Visual Arts, Rutland, 775-0356. Reception September 1, 5-8 p.m.

STONES, SCHOLARS AND SUPPORTERS: Middlebury and the Growth of Its College, a multi-media exhibit in honor of the college’s bicentennial.

Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Reception September 6 , 5:30-7 p.m.

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o n g o in g BURLINGTON AREA FOGGY NOTION, drawings, documents and moving pictures by Selene Colburn. L/L Gallery, University of Vermont, Burlington, 656-4200.

September 5-29.

PHOEBE STONE, illustrations from What Night Do the Angels Wander? and other books. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 864-0471. Through August.

FRUIT OF ENCHANTMENT, works in vari­ ous media by members of Caravan Arts. Also, MOON ON THE LAKE, watercolors and acrylics by Chris Newhart.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 8657211. Through August.

PETER SHEAR, photographs, and ABI­ GAIL BANKS, paintings. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8919. Through August.

SACHIKO, watercolors of hydrangeas by the Japanese artist. The Gallery Upstairs, Hinesburg, 482-3851.

Through September.

VIA BURLINGTON, BRAZIL & THE BRONX, painting and sculpture by Latino artists Enid Cobeo, Hector Anchundia, Amaru Chiza, Mauricio Muniz, Edinelson Ramirez and Alejandro Torrens. Flynndog, Burlington, 8632227. Through September 1.

THE SUN’S HURRIED PATH THROUGH NIGHT, paintings by Maria Chomentowski. Rhombus Gallery, Burlington, 865-0518. Through August.

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CONVERSATIONS, paintings, sculpture and monotypes by Cynthia Price, Linda Jones, Janet Fredericks and Nancy Diefenbach. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft .Center, Burlington, 863-6458. Through September 10.

BEN POTTER, new work, and JOHN HOUSKEEPER, an installation piece.

Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. Through September 10.

MIND BROTHEL, figurative oil paintings

by Holly Haux Jeffers, and COLOR WITH A MURPHY DIFFERENCE, fine jew­ elry with common and uncommon gemstones by Patrick Murphy. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032.

Through August.

TESTAS, works in mixed media by Juan Perdiguero. Also, the 6th Annual Latino Festival art exhibit, featuring Latino artists from six countries. DollAnstadt Gallery, Burlington, 8643661. Through August.

JORDAN DOUGLAS, paintings and pho­ tos. Penny Cluse Cafe, Burlington, 425-3165. Through September 8 .

CHEZ-MOI, paintings by Carolyn Shattuck. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through September 5 ..

SEPARATE/TOGETHER, paintings, draw­ ings and prints by Wolf Kahn and Emily Mason. Fleming Museum, Burlington, 656-0750. Through September 10.

MYLARIUM, an installation by Henry Huston. One-Wall Gallery, Seven Days, Burlington, 864-5684. Through

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MARGARET CHRISTENSEN, paintings and journals by the “outsider” artist.

Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Through September 17.

PAUL HAGAR and JASON THOMPSON, photos, and GREG GIORDANO, paint­ ings and drawings. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-3779. Through September.

THE SATURDAY EVENING POST AND AMERICA’S GREAT ILLUSTRATORS, cover illustrations by Norman Rockwell and others. Through December 3. GATHER ’ROUND: TALES OF NEW ENGLAND’S WORK-A-DAY WORLD, oral histories and visual tableaux. Through October 15. Also, THE FABULOUS '50S: WELCOME HOME TO POST-WAR VERMONT, the muse­ um’s newest historic house, depict­ ing a Vermont family in 1950; SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW: Continuity and Change in American Furniture and Decorative Arts, 1700-1820; FROM GEORGE WASHING­ TON TO P.T. BARNUM, prints; and LANDSCAPE & LIGHT, paintings by Martin Johnson Heade. Shelburne Museum, 985-3348. Ongoing.

RICK SUTTA, oil paintings “with impact." Rick Sutta Gallery, Burlington, 860-7506. Ongoing.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PAINTING WITH RAGS, STORIES IN WOOL, a showcase of more than 20 Vermont rugmakers. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 388-4964.

Through November 11.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN: THROUGH THE LENS, a juried exhibit of 65 lake-inspired photographs in black-and-white and color, by 28 artists — including the winners in several categories. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 475-2022. Through September 4.

SCULPTFEST 2000, featuring works by artists created over the summer, including artists-in-residence Margarita Kiselichka, Yin Peet and Kimio Inoue. Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, W. Rutland.

September 1 - October 22.

22 INCHES SQUARE, recent works by the Guild of Vermont Furniture Makers, and HEAVEN’S SABBATH FLESHED, paintings by Cameron Davis. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 877-3668. Through September 26.

GET A GRIP, an exhibit of pottery with handles by artists from around the country. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center, Middlebury, 388-3177.

Through September 11.

13 ALUMNI ARTISTS, a juried exhibi­ tion of sculpture, painting, photogra­ phy and installation art by prominent college alumni. Johnson Memorial Gallery, Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through December

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CENTRAL VERMONT H20: THE SAGA CONTINUES, recent works by George Shumar, Rhoda Carroll, Bill Steinhurst, Jill Musnicki and Nina Parris. City Hall Artists’ showcase, Montpelier, 229-2766.

Through September 29.

CONTEMPORARY ARTIFACTS, an invita­ tional exhibit of pit-fired clay works

by Jimmy Clark. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury, 244-1126. September 130.

VERMONT STUDIO CENTER STAFF ^ EXHIBIT, works by residence staff artists, Main Gallery. MFA IN VISUAL ART, works by faculty, alumni and the founder of the program, South Gallery, Gallery. T.W. Wood Art Gallery, Vermont College, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through October 1.

SCULPTFEST, site-specific sculpture by invited artists. Carving Studio, W. Rutland, 438-2097. September 1October 22.

SALLY SWEETLAND, paintings and prints. Artisan’s Gallery, Waitsfield, 496-6256. Through September 8 .

NINA KLIORINA, oil pastels. Montpelier City Hall, 658-4108. Through August.

11th ANNUAL PHOTOGRAPHY SHOW, featuring local photographers in a variety of styles. Joslyn Round Barn, Waitsfield, 496-7722. Through September 2.

JO STEINHURST, Oriental brush paint­ ings. Burlington Bagel Bakery,

Montpelier, 223-5708. Through August.

MARTHA DAGHLIAN, figurative draw­ ings in pastels. Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 229-5059. Through August.

CONTEMPORARY ARTIFACTS, ceramics

by Jimmy Clark. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury, 244-1126. Through September.

VERMONT HAND CRAFTERS: Work by local artisans. Vermont By Design Gallery, Waterbury, 244-7566.

Ongoing.

SCRAP-BASED ARTS & CRAFTS, featur­ ing re-constructed objects of all kinds by area artists. The Restore, Montpelier, 229-1930. Ongoing.

ALICE ECKLES, paintings and mixed media. Old School House, Marshfield, 456-8993. Ongoing.

THREE WINNERS, collage-paintings by Jane Pincus, drawings and mono­ prints by Sandy Robbins and paint­ ings and photo transfers by Delia Robinson. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-9878. Through September.

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ROBERT BLAIR, Vermont landscape paintings. Mary Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100.

Through October 15.

KATHLEEN KOLB, recent watercolors and oil paintings. Clarke Galleries, Stowe, 253-7116. Through September 1.

CAROYLN WALTON, ERIC TOBIN & REBECCA CUMMING, landscape paint­ ings. Vermont Fine Art, Gale Farm Center, Stowe, 253-9653. Through August.

LAND AND LIGHT, landscape paintings

by New England artists. Mary Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 6445100. Through October 15.

EXPOSED, an exhibit of outdoor sculp­ tures by contemporary artists. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358.

Through October 15.

JACOB WALKER ART GALLERY, a co-op featuring the works of the Northern Vermont Artists. Morristown Corners, Rt. 100. No phone. Through October 15; closed Tuesdays.

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p o e m s, p o stc a rd s a n d s c u lp ­ tu res. A m o n g th e s c u lp tu re s are “ H e a d ,” b y M e g M c D e v itt, a n d “L a n d sc a p e ,” b y T a ra T h a c k e r. M c D e v itt’s sc u lp tu re is a c u rio u s, fe a tu re ­ less, life-sized b u s t c o n s tru c t­ ed in felt. T h a c k e r s is a sm a ll, w h im sic a l w all p iece th a t offers m u c h m o re to th e eye. I t c o n sists o f a w h ite b o x w ith p o in te d p o rc e la in o b je c ts p r o tr u d in g fro m th e in te rio r, as if a n a lb in o p o r c u ­ p in e h a d b e e n stu ffe d in to it.

B o th “ H e a d ” a n d “L a n d sc a p e ” se em to b e c o n ­ c e p tu a lly S u rre a list, re fe re n c ­ in g th e n a tu ra l w o rld w ith im ag es th a t are n e ith e r c o m ­ p le te ly literal n o r w h o lly fin e th e ir su b je c ts w ith u n e x ­

THREE WINNERS, collage-paintings by Jane Pincus, drawings and mono­ prints by Sandy Robbins and paint­ ings and photo-transfers by Delia Robinson. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-3232. Through September.

A SMALL WORLD, miniature paintings, quilts and 3-D rooms by Happy Marsh, Sharon Davis and Barbara van Laten. Cupola House, Essex, N.Y., 518-963-7494. Through October 10.

THE ART OF CRAFT, Expressive Works

by New Hampshire and Vermont Artists. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. Through September 17.

FROM RENOIR TO PICASSO, master­ pieces from the Musee de I’Orangerie. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion, 514-285-1600. Through October 15.

FROM BOUCHER TO VUILLARD: French Master Drawings from the Mrs. Marjorie Bronfman Collection, includ­ ing works from the 16th century to the 1930s. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion, 514-285-1600. Through September 3.

COMPLETING THE PICTURE: HATS, FASHION AND FINE ART, paintings, photographs and mannequins featur­ ing millinery fashions from 18201930. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. Through September 24.

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G ray, lo o sely o rg a n iz e d o n a n a n g le d axis.

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S h ip le y seem s to h av e p ressed p a in t o n a screen

p an els: w ith h ea v y w ire fro m tw o p o in ts above

to cre a te a fin e g rid p a tte r n in so m e areas, a n d in

th e piece, w h ic h c ro w n s it w ith tw o eq u a l tr ia n ­

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gles o f n e g a tiv e sp ace a n d tu r n s it in to a g ia n t

th e im ag e. M in o r d a b s o f re d m th e u p p e r c o r­

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n ers p ro v id e a c o u n te r p o in t to th e d a rk gray.

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T h e large-scale o il-a n d -w a x p a in tin g , “G h o sts o f W in te r ,” b y S u z a n n e R itg e r is a w h ite field th a t also d e m o n stra te s b y its ab sen ce th e im p o r­ ta n c e o f color. Layers o f p a in t a n d w ax w aver b etw e en tra n slu c e n c y a n d opacity, as w h ite s are sc u m b le d across th e te x tu re d sk in o f th e p a in tin g .

Lavers of paint and wax waver between ransiucency an i f opacity, as whites

O n clo ser in sp e c tio n , a lm o st im p e rc e p tib le p as­ sages o f d ra w in g a n d p atch e s o f w h ite -g ra y reveal th em selv es in th e c o rn e rs o f th e piece. T h e se fram e th e co ld c e n te r o f th e im ag e w ith o u t d e tra c tin g fro m it; R itg e r h as c re a te d a careful b a la n c in g a c t th a t in te n sifie s th e sta rk n e ss o f th e w h ite .

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are scumbled across the textured skin of the painting

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PiCturEs previews GRASS Canadian filmmaker Ron Mann has assembled a laugh-packed collec­ tion of archival footage documenting decades of anti-marijuana hysteria in this country. Woody (who else?)

Harrelson narrates. (PG-13) WHIPPED From director Peter Cohen comes this romantic comedy about three young men and the one woman they all fall for. Amanda Peet stars. (R) HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME They still make these things? And people actually pay to see them? Christopher Lambert clings to his last shred of job security in this umpteenth sequel in the swash­ buckling time-travel series that also fea­ tures cast members from the spin-off TV show. (R)

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THE CELL**** Jennifer Lopez stars in the visually adventurous saga of a child therapist who explores the mind of a comatose serial killer hoping to learn the location of his latest victim. With Vince Vaughn. (R) BITTERSWEET MOTEL*** In his latest film, Road Trip director Todd Phillips spends some time on the road with Vermont's own Phish. The 84-minute documentary chronicles a year the band spent touring the U.S. and Europe. (R) SAVING GRACE*** Brenda Blethyn stars in the new film from director Nigel Cole, a comedy about a proper English gardening enthusiast who transforms her estate into a pot plantation. (R) BRING IT ON*** Kirsten Dunst, Gabrielle Union and Jesse Bradford star in this saga about the rivalry between two top cheerleading squads. Peyton Reed directs. (PG-13) THE ART OF WAR**1'2 What on Earth is Wesley Snipes doing in this dated, ’80s-style dumbathon about a security

expert battling a band of ruthless terror­ ists? Did somebody lose Jean-Claude Van Damme’s phone number? (R) THE REPLACEMENTS*** Keanu Reeves is a washed-up quarterback. Gene Hackman the loose-cannon coach who hires him to lead his team of majorleague misfits to the play-offs in the midst of an NFL players’ strike in this Tin Cup-meets-Necessary Roughness

comedy combo. (PG-13) GODZILLA 2000** No relation to Matthew Broderick’s made-in-the-USA fiasco, this is the latest in the long and good, old-fashioned line of Japanese imports. It pits the big lizard against a space monster that’s just wakened from a 6000-year nap. Takao Okawara directs. Yes, the Takao Okawara. (PG) BLOOD SIMPLE**** Joel and Ethan Coen’s 1984 feature debut stars Dan Hedaya as a bar owner who suspects his wife of two-timing him. It’s now receiving a well-deserved re-release. M. Emmet Walsh and Francis McDormand costar. (R) SPACE COWBOYS***1'2 Clint Eastwood directs and costars in this geriatric jour­ ney to the heavens in which four oldtime Air Force vets are sent to defuse a deadly Cold War-era satellite. Tommy Lee Jones, James Garner and Donald Sutherland come along for the ride.

(PG-13) BLESS THE CHILD**1'2 Kim Basinger faces the mother of all childcare snafus when the six-year-old girl in her charge is recruited by the forces of darkness to serve Satan in the latest from Chuck Russell. With Jimmy Smits. (R) AUTUMN IN NEW YORK**1'2 Uh-oh, Weepie Alert! Winona Ryder and — yeah, right — Richard Gere are MayFebruary lovers who have reason to fear death is going to part them way ahead of schedule in this by-the-numbers sobathon from director Joan Chen. (PG-13) THE NUTTY PROFESSOR 2: THE KLUMPS**1'2 Has anyone outside the porn industry spent more time in rubber than Eddie Murphy? The comedian slops the stuff on again for this sequel,

in which the good doctor attempts to rid himself of his alter-ego by altering his own DNA. Mostly though, it’s all just an excuse for Murphy to pile on layer after layer of latex and play multi­ ple oversized, overbearing members of the family Klump. Peter (Tommy Boy) Segal directs. (PG-13) WHAT LIES BENEATH** Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer star in the latest from Forrest Gump director Robert Zemeckis. Shot partially in Vermont, the picture tells the spooky story of a wife who becomes convinced the ghost of a woman with whom her husband once had an affair is haunting their home and planning to do them harm.

Amber Valletta costars. (PG-13) DISNEY’S THE KID** Remember the cool moment toward the end of 12 Monkeys when Bruce Willis encounters a much younger version of himself? Well, execu­ tives at Disney evidently decided it was so cool the premise merited an entire movie — and a comedy at that. Willis plays a 40-year-old jerk who learns to lighten up with a little help from his inner eight -year-old, who somehow manages to get out. Spencer Breslin .costars. Jon (Phenomenon) Turteltaub directs.

THE PERFECT STORM***1'2 Mark Wahlberg and George Clooney reteam for Wolfgang Petersen's deep-sea adap­ tation of the Sebastian Junger best-sell­ er about a boatload of fishermen who run head on into a Force 12 gale off the coast of Newfoundland. (PG-13) GONE IN 60 SECONDS**1'2 If you loved The Rock and Con Air, good news: Here comes more of the same. From the same testosterone-addled team comes the rock-’em-sock-’em saga of two (Nicolas Cage and Giovanni Ribisi) sib­ ling car thieves. With Angelina Jolie and Delroy Lindo. (PG-13) DINOSAUR***1'2 Between the budget for this prehistoric kid-flick and the cost to build the digitial studio needed to pro­ duce it, Disney has sunk an estimated $350 million into this film. A pretty heavy bet for a coming-of-age cartoon

about a cuddly reptile. Featuring the ;;|J vocal stylings of D.B. Sweeney, Della Reese and Joan Plowright. (PG) FREQUENCY***1'2 Gregory Holbit directs the Field o f Dreams-like story”of a homicide detective who discovers that he can communicate with his dead father via the old man’s short-wave radio. Dennis Quaid and Jim Caviezel star. (PG-13) CENTER STAGE*** Nicholas ( The Madness of King George) Hynter directs the saga of a group of young dancers pursuing their dreams of ballet glory in New York. Amanda Schull and Peter Gallagher head the ensemble cast. (PG13) GLADIATOR**** Ridley Scott directs this $100 million epic about a Roman gen­ eral betrayed and sent into exile as a slave. Russell Crowe, Oliver Reed (in his last role) and Joaquin Phoenix star.

(R) MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2**1'2 Hong Kong action maestro John Woo directs this sequel to the inexplicable, totally incom­ prehensible 1996 hit. Tom Cruise stars again as agent Ethan Hunt and, this time around, accepts a mission to save the world, from the threat of biological warfare. Thandie Newton, Ving Rhames and Dougray Scott costar. (PG-13)

rtewonvideo THE NEXT BEST THING** John (Midnight Cowboy) Schlesinger directs Madonna and Rupert Everett in this kinky look into the true meaning of family. Ileana Douglas and Neil Patrick Harris costar.

(PG-13) I DREAMED OF AFRICA*** Kim Basinger is back in action for the first time since winning her L.A. Confidential Oscar, and the action includes everything from elephants to killer snakes. Hugh Hudson directs the true story of wildlife activist Kuki Gallmann. With Vincent Perez and Liam Aiken. (PG-13) THE BIG KAHUNA*** Kevin Spacey pro­ duces and stars in the big-screen ver­ sion of Roger Rueff’s award-winning 1992 play/ Hospitality Suite, the story of three industrial-lubricant salesmen competing to land the biggest deal of their lives. Danny De Vito and Peter Facineili costar. (R) HELD UP (NR) TV's Jamie Foxx makes the leap to the big screen with this comedy about a road trip gone horribly wrong. Jake Busey, Nia Long and Julie Hagerty go along for the ride. (NR)

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shOWtimES NICKELODEON CINEMAS College Street, Burlington, 8 6 3 -9 5 1 5 .

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Saving Grace 12, 2:20, 4:30, 6:50, 9:40.

Bittersweet Motel (12:30, 2:45, 4 :45 not Fri.), 7:15, 10. Perfect Storm 3:20, 9:30.

Blood Simple 12:50, 7. Autumn in New York 12:10, 2:30, 4:55, 7:25, 9:50.

Space Cowboys 12:40, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20.

What Lies Beneath 12:15, 3:30, 6:40, 9:35.

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tuesday 5

Saving Grace 1:15, 3:30, 7:20, 9:40.

Bittersweet Motel 1:30, 3:20, 5:20, 7:30, 9:50. Perfect Storm 1:10, 3:50, 6:30, 9:20. Blood Simple 1:15, 4:10 , 7, 10.

Space Cowboys 1 ,3 :4 0 , 6:20, 9:10. What Lies Beneath 1:20, 4, 6:40, 9:30 . All Shows Fri.-Mon. No matinees Tues.

SHOWCASE CINEMAS 5 Williston Road, S. Burlington, 8 6 3 -4 4 9 4 .

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Bring it On 12:2 0 , 2 :35 , 4 :50 , 7:10 , 9 :40 . Art of War 12:4 0 , 3 :5 0 , 6 :50 , 9 :30 . Nutty Professor 2 9 :35 . Chicken Run 12:2 5 . Godzilla 2 0 0 0 12:1 5 , 2 :30 , 4 :45 , 7. The Replacements 3:30, 6:45, 9:25. Space Cowboys 12:30, 3:40, 6:40, 9:20.

The Crew 12:20, 2 :35 , 4 :50 , 7 :30 , 9:40.

Bring it On 12:05, 2:25 , 4:40 , 7, 9:25.

The Cell 11:5 5 , 2 :15 , 4 :4 5 , 7 :15 , 10.

Bless the Child 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:25, 10:05. The Replacements 12:30, 3:20, 6:30, 9:30. Autumn in New York 12, 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:45. Hollow Man 3:45, 9:55.

Coyote Ugly 1, 6:55. What Lies Beneath 12:4 5 , 3 :4 0 , 6 :40 , 9 :40 .

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tuesday 5

Highlander: End Game* 1:50, 4 :40 , 7:10, 9 :30 . Dinosaur 2, 4 :30 . Gone in 6 0 Seconds 6 :5 0 , 9 :40 . The Art of War 1:15, 4, 6:45 , 9 :45 . The Crew 1:40, 4:20 , 7:05 , 9 :3 5 . Bring it On 1:35, 4 :3 0 , 7, 9 :25 . The Cell 1:10, 4 :1 5 , 7:15 , 9 :55 . Bless the Child 9:20. The Replacements 1:20, 3:50, 6:30. Autumn in New York 1:30, 4:10, 7:20 , 9:50. What Lies Beneath 1, 3:55 , 6 :4 0 , 9:40 .

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The Art of War 12:5 0 , 3 :3 0 , 6 :45 , 9 :50 .

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Gladiator 12:3 0 , 3 :3 0 , 6 :20 , 9 :15 . Boys and Girls 1, 3 :0 5 , 5, 7:15 , 10. Center Stage 12:1 5 , 2 :30 , 4 :4 5 , 7, 9:30 .

Frequency 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45.

friday 1

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Mission Impossible 2 12, 2 :20 , 4:50 , 7 :1 5 , 9 :50 . Gladiator 12:1 5 , 3:05 , 6 :2 0 , 9 :15 . Center Stage 12:3 0 , 2 :45 , 5 :15 , 7 :3 0 , 9 :4 5 . Frequency 12:45, 3:15, 5 :3 0 ,7 :4 5 , 10.

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PARAMOUNT THEATRE 241 North Main Street, Barre, 4 7 9 -9 6 2 1 .

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North Avenue, Burlington, 8 6 3 -6 0 4 0 .

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elegance — all lin e n a n d relax­

p ocket. H e leaned in th ro u g h

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W h a t a m ag n ificen t cook.

Fantastical I can still sm ell h er food, I can taste it!”

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a tio n . I w as even m o re stru c k b y th e o th e r w o m a n . W a tc h in g

th o u g h t. T h e su b je c t m a tte r

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b o n a fide Italians. I tu rn e d to

p ro v id in g all th e p u n c tu a tio n . I

tim es. T h is w as an ex q u isitely

sp e ak to th e m a n sittin g n ex t to

b e a u tifu l w o m a n . S he w o re an

m e.

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o ff-w h ite silk p a n ts s u it a n d an

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g rea t Italian actor. T h o s e m ovies

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m e b re a k in to a d o p e y g rin .

h e m a d e w ith S o p h ia w ill never

m y m o u th began to w ater.

b e m a tc h e d .”

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VIDEO PRODUCTION AND VIDEO CONFERENCING TECHNICIAN ~< Chittenden County leaders in Public Access and Videoconferencing have positions available. Channel 17 (Town Meeting Television), R ETN Channels 16 & 9 (Regional Educational Television Network), and V.l.T. (Vermont Interactive Television), have part-time employment openings.

Varied schedules allow employees the potential to work for one or more of these organizations. Video and computer skills helpful, but we will train the right people.

five1-4hour sessions.

Please leave a message at 656*9620.

Resumes to: VIT, 76 King St., Colchester, V T 05446, or faxed to 654-7778, e-mailed to rreiber@vitlink.org.

The “ Hartt of New England” A F u ll D ry Van C arrier is loo kin g fo r O w ner O perators and Com pany drivers!

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Come work for the highest paying company in the New England area and be home weekly. Hartt Transportation Systems Inc. ofFers Owner Operators the most incentive programs around.

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• $.85 per mile with ALL MILES PAID by using PC PRACTICAL MILES for both EMPTY AND LOADED • Additional Pay for Extra Stops, Driver Unloading & Loading • Borough Surcharge for the (5) Boroughs of NY Of applicable) • Surcharge Pay for upstate NY past Utica • Weekly Settlements • Detention & Layover Pay • Medical & Dental Plans available • Referral Bonus • 401 K Retirement Fund • Quarterly Driver Incentive Program — CASH • Comdata Card for easy Fueling & Cash advances whenever necessary (with company discounts) • TOLL PASSES available for ME, NY, MASS & NH w/company discounts • Non-forced dispatch • Lease Purchase Program for Qualified Drivers

Some Company Incentives: • Competitive Salary & Home Weekly • All miles paid - Using practical miles • Additional pay for extra stops, Driver unloading & loading • Medical, Dental & Short term Disability plans for available • CO. Paid Life Insurance,, CO. Paid Holidays — Flat Rate &75.00 • CO. Paid Vacation & Sick Time • 401 K Retirement Fund • Quarterly Driver Incentive Program — CASH • Lease Purchase Program for Qualified Drivers You do not have to live in Bangor, ME to become part of our team, if you are at least 23 years old with a dean CDL driving record ad are interested in working for a GREAT company, we encourage you to apply in person, fax or email your resume to Rick Parisien, Director of Human Resources.

Hartt Transportation Systems, Inc., P.O. Box 1385 , 262 Bomarc Rd., Bangor, ME 04401 • Phone: (207) 947 *1106 , ext. 206 • Fax#: 207 *945*5193 The road to the future begins with HARTTl

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Media Services Technician M id d le b u ry C ollege has a tem porary, o n e-y ear p o sitio n o p en in th e M e d ia Services D e p a rtm e n t. P rovide, set-u p , m a in ta in a n d rep air audio-visual e q u ip ­ m e n t used for acad em ic s u p p o rt a t M id d le b u ry C ollege. D evise a n d m a in ta in a p rev en tativ e m a in te n a n c e p ro g ra m to keep all A /V e q u ip m e n t m a n ag e d b y M e d ia Services in g o o d o p e ra tin g c o n d itio n . M a in ta in c o m p u te r d atabase in d i­ c a tin g types a n d lo catio n s o f A /V e q u ip m e n t, answ er q u estio n s co n c e rn in g availability a n d o p e ra tio n o f M e d ia Services e q u ip m e n t. H ig h school equiva­ le n t w ith ad v an ced tra in in g preferred. Previous related experience h elpful.

M u st b e w ell versed in th e use a n d o p e ra tio n o f all A /V e q u ip m e n t. M u s t be able to lift a n d carry heavy (in excess o f 6 0 lbs.) audio-visual e q u ip m e n t u p o r d o w n several flights o f stairs occasionally. M u s t b e able to p u sh a n d p u ll u p to 75 lbs. frequently. R equires fre q u e n t b e n d in g , c ro u c h in g a n d reaching. M u st b e able to install e q u ip m e n t o n A /V sta n d a b o u t 4 2 in ch es fro m floor. M u st be able to c lim b ladders. P o sitio n m a y involve u n u su a l h o u rs a n d o v ertim e d u e to th e tim in g o f special events.

Please se n d resu m e a n d cover le tte r to: M id d le b u ry C o lleg e H u m a n R esources Service B u ild in g M id d le b u ry , V T 0 5 7 5 3 Fax: (8 0 2 ) 4 4 3 - 2 0 5 8 Middlebury College is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Applications from women and members o f minority groups are especially encouraged, http://www.middlebury.edu/hr_______

N EW EN G LAN D C U L I N A R Y IN S T IT U T E '

SPECIAL RECRUITMENT ANNOUNCEMENT GAME WARDEN TRAINEE JOBCODE: 325000 Department of Fish & Wildlife Statewide - Permanent Full-Time APPLICATION DEADLINE: September 15, 2000 Start at $ 569.34 per week with an increase to $595.70 after successful completion of a six-month period (Paygrade 18). T h e D e p a rtm e n t o f Fish & W ild life an n o u n c e s its re cru itm e n t fo r th e p osition o f G am e W ard en T rain ee . T h is re cru itm e n t w ill be used to estab lish a re g is te r fro m w h ich va c a n c ie s w ill be

BAKER — Full time position available at HUSKY location. Join our team of experienced cooks in our beautiful kitchen. Must be an experienced scratch baker. Responsible for production of morning muffins, pastries, daily desserts, cookies, and daily specials. Great benefits, competitive starting wage. Apply in person after 2:00p.m. at the Husky location in Milton. EOE.

All-around Crowi prep and ppducfion fhrough delivery. PTAT. Experience helpful buf *of required. More iwjporfanf is knouiing h°Ui f owork. Pay cowjwensurafe wifh abilify. call O Bread Bakery af 7 2 5 -2771.

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R e cru itm e n t P ro cess & T im elin e

Applicants meeting minimum qualifications (see below), will be scheduled for a writ­ ten exam administered by the Department of Personnel. This exam will be offered on 9/11/00 and 9/22/00 ONLY. Qualified applicants will receive notification from the Department of Personnel of the date, time and location of their exam. This is a 3 Q hour, multiple-choice exam that covers the following subject areas: observation and memory; English usage; basic arithmetic; reading comprehension & interpretation; reasoning; knowledge of Vermont wildlife & fish species and their environment and habits; knowledge of hunting and fishing techniques and equipment. NOTE: You may not use a calculator for this exam. Suggested study materials for this test include the Vermont Guide to Fish & Wildlife Laws - 2000; materials relevant to basic wildlife biology, and identification and habitats of Vermont species; and materi­ al relevant to basic English and math.

Based on the results of the written exam, a top group of candidates will be notified, no later than 9/29/00, and invited to participate in the next phase of the selection process, which is the Vermont Police Academy entrance examination and physical fitness test. This testing is scheduled for 10/10/00 ONLY. Candidates who success­ fully complete the Vermont Police Academy testing will be scheduled for an oral panel interview. These interviews will be scheduled between 10/16/00 and 10/27/00.

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Failure to complete the one-year traineeship satisfactorily will result in separation from the uniformed warden force.

Working Conditions. Duties and training performed in class and field settings involve traversing rough terrain, navigating bodies of water; lifting and transporting heavy objects and exposure to the variety of Vermont climactic conditions. Duties may require evening, weekend and other irregular duty hours and significant overtime duty. Incumbents are required to wear a uniform and carry firearms during duty shifts. Field duties are usually performed from a motor vehicle. Exposure to danger may occur in a variety of situations.

M inim u m Q u a lifica tio n s :

High school graduation or equivalent AND EITHER: Sixty (60) college credits hours with a major field of study in conservation or natural resources (e.g., environmental science or studies, wildlife management, etc.), biological or life sciences (e.g., biolo­ gy, zoology, etc.), or criminal justice; OR Two years of experience as a certified law enforcement officer; OR Two years in the military on full-time duty, with discharge under honorable or other acceptable conditions; OR Two years of experience in a natural resources field.

S p ecial Q u a lifica tio n s :

Additional qualifications required by the Department of Fish and Wildlife or the > Vermont Police Academy: • Applicants must have at least 20/60 Snellen test each eye, corrected to 20/20 with normal color perception.

• Applicants must have normal hearing.

• Applicants must meet the physical fitness standards of the Vermont Police Academy.

• Candidates must be citizens of the United States and Vermont residency is required upon employment.

• Candidates must possess a valid motor vehicle operator's license at the time of application. Right to operate a motor vehicle may not have been suspended or revoked within 12 months of application. Must obtain a Vermont Operator's license upon employment.

H o w to A pply:

Apply by standard State of Vermont application to: Department of Personnel, Recruitment Services, 144 State Street, Drawer 20, Montpelier, VT 05620-1701.

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G E N E R A L & A S S IS T A N T M A N A G E M E N T

If you have restaurant/retail management experience, you could be enjoying: • Salaries that exceed industry average • World-class training • Outstanding advancement opportunities • Exceptional benefits, including Company-matched investment program (for General Managers) Send resum e and cover letter to:

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Friendly’s Restaurant 310 Williston Road Williston, VT 05495

_____ Art equal opportunity employer, committed to diversity.

Ivy Computer Inc. How would you like to Enjoy going to work, every morning? We are growing and are looking for long-term employees to grow along with us. If you would like to work in a comfortable informal environment then maybe you are the right employee for one of the following positions.

SALES PERSON — This is a full-time position selling an estab­ lished, high-quality software product to a growing market. You must have a working knowledge of Windows 95 , Windows 98 and the use of PC software. Sales are mostly by telephone, with min­ imal travel. We provide regular leads and qualified prospect lists.

Position is commission with a guaranteed minimum.

INTERNAL SALES PERSON — This is a full-time position selling materials and services to our existing customers. You must be very organized, and computer knowledge is a plus. This is very low pressure sales, and requires more organization skills than salesmanship. Position is salaried.

Above all, you must work and play well with others! Salaries com­ mensurate with experience and skill level.

Send resume:

93 Pilgrim Park Rd. Suite 2 Waterbury, VT 05676-1728 Also see: www.lvycomputer.com

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HOSPITALITY JOBS Waitstaff: FT & PT, experience needed. Fast paced, high volume restaurant. Day and evening shifts.

Make a difference fo r kids! < Child abuse project seeks ^titled c^pnunicator to increase public awa of abisW issues, build program resources ions, web site, fit other % flexible^^Jhfjk., $8.50/hr. to sta lendly w o r k p la c e s bus route.

Front Desk Clerks: FT, 3pm-11pm. Good customer service skills needed. Flexible hours, includes some weekend hours.' ■■ Room Attendants: FT & PT, includes weekend hours. Day & evening hours available. Summer & year-round open­ ings. High School students welcome.

g speaking, Requires writing fit fit some sales, mai perience. * Backgroun fit fund-raising helpful, resume, cover letter fit best promotional writing to: ork for Children, 308 Pine S t.f Burlington VT 05401. Fax: 865-4857

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Security; FT. 11pm-7am, 20-25 hrs/wk. Need valid drivers license. Year-round job.

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Montpelier is growing

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and is looking to hire more good people for various positions in the company. If you have printing experience there may be a position for you. From

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Stripping, Bindery, and Pressroom, to other experience. We

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might even train the right person. Leahy Press is a progressive

The Onion River Co-op is seeking a

company with great people and pleasant surroundings. Come join a great team, enjoy good pay, and great benefits, including good insurance, a retirement fund, and paid holidays and sick time.

To fill out an application, call (802) 223-2100 or fax a resume with salary history to (802) 229-5149

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FRONT DESK SUPERVISOR

FT, days & eves, required.

RESERVATIONS AGENT

FT & PT, days & eves. req.

PBX (SWITCHBOARD) OPERATOR

FT, eves.

HOUSEKEEPING OR LAUNDRY POSITIONS

FT & PT, approx, shifts 7am-3pm and 3pm-9pm

SCAN COORDINATOR The Onion River Co-op is seeking detail-oriented

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individual to provide smooth functioning of the entire

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scanning system. Computer literate a must, especially

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PT, Sun-Tues, 10pm-6am, must have valid driver's license & impeccable refs.

RETAIL SALES CLERK

PT, weekends only thru foliage

database experience.

FITNESS CTR. ATTENDANT \Xfe offer competitive cages, paid time off, medical and dental

Manager for Disability and Mental Health Services

insurance and store discounts for both full and part time

Washington, Orange and Lamoille Counties

employees. Plus the C o o p is a great place to work!!!

This individual will manage Head Start’s disability service and mental health fo r infants,

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toddlers, preschoolers and their parents, provide leadership and guidance to our direct

Attn: Kate Charles, HR Adm inistrator,

service staff, and represent the agency and program in interagency partnerships.The

274 N. W inooski Avenue Burlington 05401 Equal O pportunity Em ployer

disability service/mental health manager also oversees individualized services to children with disabilities, and coordinates with our mental health consultants to ensure provision of a broad range of mental health services.

Team Manager

PT, weekends and eves.

KILLER BENEFITS available for full-time, YR employees. All employ­ ees get free shift meals, skiing, use of fitness center, discounts.

Apply to: Drapp Family Lodge, Human Resources, P0 Box 1428, Stowe, VT 05672 Ph: 802.253.5713 fax: 802.253.5757 E0E

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Learning Together at the Brock Street School, Barre The Learning Together C enter Team Manager is responsible fo r the operations of a full day, full year center serving 3 1 children, supervision of staff, and coordination of services with community partners.The center has tw o mixed age infant toddler classrooms and one

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A ssista n t to th e D ire cto rs: Special P ro je c t M an ager This 30 hour/week executive position includes some grant administration that requires broad-based coordination within the program and with specific stakeholders as well as support to an advisory committee of the governing board and managing new program initiatives such as site development Qualifications: Successful experience in project management excellent writing, oral communication, and organizational skills. Experience in Head Start early childhood, or community-based organizations would be an asset.

Salary in the low to mid 20s for 3/4 time job. Excellent benefits package.

Central Vermont Head Start serves 255 children in our preschool Head Start program, 20 children through the Early Education Initiative, and 75 children in Early Head Start W e offer full day/full year, combination option and home-based service as well as a family child care partnership option.

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195 U.S. Route 302 — Berlin Barre, V T 05641 E Q U A L O P P O R T U N IT Y E M P LO Y E R

N ow H iring F o r All P o s itio n s Come and join our fun and friendly team!

H o st/H o ste ss • C o o k s • S e r v e r s F ou n tain W orkers • D ish w a sh e r s W e offer: F le x ib le S c h e d u lin g , P T /F T B e n e f it s I n c lu d in g I n s u r a n c e a n d P a id V a c a t io n s T r a in in g P r o v id e d • A b o v e A v e r a g e W a g e s A ll A g e s W e lc o m e

Please apply in person at any of the following locations: Dorset Street, South Burlington, Exit f 14 Shelburne Road, South Burlington, Exit 13 Taft Corners, Williston, Exit 12 Mountain View Drive, Colchester, Exit 16 South Main Street, Rutland Barre-Montpelier Road, Berlin Route 3, Plattsburgh EOE

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As a member of the College’s Development Team, you will work closely with the Director of Development and other staff to coordinate our fundraising efforts. You will be the primary liaison with our alumni and will coordinate alumni events and visits with Admissions and the President’s office.

Responsibilities include: identifying alumni and donors, tracking and updating records on the College computer system; planning and coordinating the student telethon and other fund raising events; tracking contributions; preparing reports, graphics and other publications for the Director; updating Development’s web site; mailings; grant and other research; and other work as assigned by the Director.

Development and/or alumni relations experience or working with an organization/ofifice that does fund raising is strongly desired. The ideal candidate will have a BA and excellent writing and communication skills. Working knowl­ edge of Microsoft Word and Excel necessary; experience with PageMaker and the AS400 database system desired.

Some travel, and evening and weekend work required during fund raising events.

We offer excellent benefits and a tuition waiver program.

Please submit a resume with cover letter to: Goddard College, Human Resources Office, 123 Pitkin Road, Plainfield, VT 05667 Deadline: September 11, 2000

SWIM INSTRUCTOR

- a School + Flexible Schedule

Order Takers/ Dispatchers

Wonderful members, beautiful aquatic center and fun staff.

Does this interest you? If you are WSI certified with a strong service focus, call Karen Cruickshank at Twin Oaks, 658-0002 to apply.

A Job for You!

865-3200.

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Hosts/Host esses, Prep., Grill People, Bussers, Dishwashers

Full & Part time, flexible hours.

Year-round employment, training, FT/PT. benefits include: insurance, meal discount, flexible schedule.

Apply in person Four Star Delivery

TWIN OAKS Sports & Fitness

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203 No. Winooski Ave.

On the Marketplace 120 Church S tre e t Burlington EOE

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A ssistant E d ito r— L iterary Studies

BEAR AMBASSAD0RS/T0UR GUIDES Full and part tim e positions available fo r

An equal opportunity\ affirmative action employer and educator.

B o o k k eep er/O ffice A ssista n t

Join an international academic publisher in a professional position with potential for career growth. The job opening is in our Burlington, Vermont office.

energetic, outgoing individuals to assist

The Assistant Editor will, among other duties, review book proposals; correspond with authors and prospective authors;, and represent the company at academic meetings around North America. Some administrative duties are involved, including spreadsheet maintenance.

Company, 6655 Shelburne Rd.,

our Bear Shop and Maize Maze visitors through October. Fill out an applica­ tion at The Verm ont Teddy Bear

Shelburne, VT 05482 or fax to (802)985-1304

The successful applicant will have a strong interest in English literature and in publishing. He or she must be highly organized, and possess excellent interpersonal skills.

This opportunity will suit a team player who also feels comfortable working autonomously in a changing and fastpaced environment.

Friendly person needed at our busy Colchester office. The ideal applicant will have good phone skills, be detail oriented, and possess general bookkeeping knowledge. JOIN OUR TEAM and work a flexible schedule in a fun environm ent, earn competitive wages and open bowling privi­ leges! If you like working in a fun, fast paced environment, we'd like to talk to you.

Help Build Out-Of-School Time Opportunities for VT Youth.

Join AmeriCorps*VISTA! Make a Real Difference!

We offer an excellent working environment with a competi­ tive benefits package. Applications will be accepted until September 21. Please send a resume and cover letter to:

The Washington County Youth Service Bureau/ Boys £ Girls Club seeks motivated £ creative people to join it in building OOST opportunities for youth.

Literary Studies Editor Ashgate Publishing Co. 131 Main Street Burlington, VT 05401-5600

For immediate consideration, fax a resume with cover letter to 655-1690, or stop by our BNE offices to complete an application (next to Yankee Lanes, across from Costco), 215 Lower Mountain View Drive, Colchester, VT 05446.

Attn: S. Belton. No phone calls please.

Recruiting dedicated A*VISTA members for the following roles:

Fax: 802-865-7847; E-mail: litstudies@ashgate.com

BOYS & GIRLS CLUB

In depend en t B ook sellers W anted: E xperience a Plus. Largest

A*VISTA LEADER: Help build statewide coalition of service providers; train other A*VISTAs; assist with communication. Previous experience as A*VISTA or Peace Corps member required.

independent bookstore in C hittenden C ounty seeks com m itted bookpeople for P/T perm anent positions. Flexible hours a

opportunities in VT; help develop resources.

must. W eekends and evenings required.

Sales Person

RESEARCH ASSISTANT: Compile data on OOST

Resumes mailed to or dropped off at:

21ST CENTURY COAAMUNITY LEARNING CENTER

B ook R ack & C h ild re n ’s Pages, Cham plain Mill,

COORDINATOR: Help establish communication £ training systems; develop sustainability plans.

W inooski, VT 05404. Applications available at front desk.

C lim b H igh, V e rm o n t's p re m ie r o u td o o r

VT COALITION OF TEEN CENTERS ASSISTANT: Help create communication, training, data, and

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fundraising systems.

sales person. The rig h t c a n d id a te w ill

Attention Burlington Senior Citizens ■ an d others needing assistan ce:!

have e x c e lle n t c u s to m e r s e rv ic e skills , so lid kn o w le d g e o f o u td o o r p ro d u cts, and a m o tiv a te d , fu n lo vin g a ttitu d e .

R e ta il sales e xp e rie n c e p re fe rre d , b u t n o t e sse n tia l. A pp ly in pe rson a t Clim b High 135 N o rth s id e Dr. S helburne, VT 0 5 4 8 2

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TEEN CENTER DEVELOPMENT ASSISTANT: Help teen centers in Montpelier £ Barre build volunteer sys­ tems and develop resources.

A*VISTA members serve the community; develop marketable skills; and get a living allowance, educational award, basic health care, and child care aid if eligible.

Submit cover letter £ resume by September 8, 2000 to K. Schaeffer, YSB/BSGC, PO Box 627, Montpelier, VT 05601 (phone: 229-9151, fax: 229-2508, email wcysba>sover.net Contact K. Schaeffer about A*VISTA OOST Positions in other areas of Vermont.

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Fleet Service Agents (Baggage Handlers)

Pay $8.78/hour!

g re a t eye fo r c o lo r a n d te x tu re ? J o in M a rily n ’s sales staff! 3 0 - 4 0 flex ib le h o u r s

• A t least 18 years of age • High School diploma or GED • Valid state driver's license • Ability to work shifts, weekends and holidays

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Are you eager to enjoy these great rewards that are available to both full- & part-tim e employees?

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Do you m eet th ^ e gratifications?

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• Unique travel privileges for you and your immediate family • 401(k) • 10 paid days off/year • Medical/Dental Benefits for Full- & Part-Time Employees • Much more

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To prepare your career for takeoff, send your resume to:

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US Airways Recruiting Services Burlington Municipal Airport 1200 Airport Drive Burlington, VT 05403 Fax: (802) 660-2945

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www.usairways.com Job Hotline: 1-877-US-JOB-4-U

Days, Nights, Weekends. Flexible Scheduling.

Top paying, benefits. Helpful, friendly staff.

Apply in Person.

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C andidates sought to fill the following FT position a t the Butler’s Restaurant and the Tavern a t the Inn a t Essex.

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FULL-Timt BflKER/CATCRER for Unique Bakenj/Cateriny operation.

Small staff =an environment different from any other.

Sick of cookiny on a line? Try this out!

AM BARTENDAR: Applicants should be positive self-starters with excellent multitasking and customer-service skills.

Previous waitstaff or bartending experience preferred. Will train the right person! Competitive pa y starting a t $9.00/hr.

AM and PM WAITSTAFF: Applicants should b e energetic, funlovingm customer-service oriented. Previous waitstaff experi­ en ce preferred. Will train the right person! Com petitive pay starting a t $8.00/hr., plus benefits p a cka g e.

LOT ASSISTANT Do you want to drive a new car every day???

Apply in person only, ask for Peter, Emily, Ellen or Todd. EOE.

You can't drive it home, but you can drive it here.

Come join Heritage Ford/Toyota as an entry-level lot

TECHNICIAN Needed 25+ hrs./w k. Work in our shop remanufacturing toner cartridges for our clients. M ust be detailoriented, dependable 81 hardworking.

Flexible schedule.

assistant. Our sales and service departments need people to help maintain a large inventory and a busy service area. You must have a current (and clean) Vermont driver's license. Full and part time openings available with flexible hours. If you want to work in a fast paced environment, give us a call

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SURVEY INTERVIEWERS — Immediate Employment Available ORC Macro is seeking SURVEY INTERVIEWERS for a variety of government-contracted research studies. The primary responsibility is to collect accurate survey data via computer-assisted tele­ phone interviews. Interviewers create their own work schedules. Weekend and evening shifts required. Paid training. Must be 16 years old or older and a student in good standing, or possess a high school diploma or GED. $7/hr to start.

DATA ENTRY — Immediate Openings ORC Macro, a survey research firm, is accepting applications now for temporary (~2 months), full or part time, DATA ENTRY positions. Flexible work schedule. Keyboarding experience and high school diploma required. Previous data entry experience preferred. $7.5o/hr to start. Send resume to Darin or apply in person.

ORC Macro, 2nd Floor, 126 College Street, Burlington, VT 05401 EOE M /F/D /V

1600 Shelburne Road and ask for Heidi.

Apply at VT Toner Recharge, 266 Pine S t.

Burlington

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EMPLOYMENT CONSULTANT Enthusiastic professional needed to assess the interests and skills of individuals with dis­ abilities and match them with the employ­ ment needs of businesses providing support and consultation for a successful working relationship. Candidate must possess excel­ lent interpersonal and communication skills and demonstrate professionalism and confi­ dence in working with the public.

Degree and 2-4 years experience in supported employment, rehabilitation, occupational therapy or business preferred. In some cir­ cumstances, professional experience may be substituted for degree.

Please submit resume and 3 references by 9/18 to: Kara Artus, Director Transition II, Inc. 208 Colchester Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 or email: kara@trinityvt.edu

GODDARD COLLEGE Adjunct Faculty-Residential Program Goddard College, a distinguished liberal arts college with a national reputation for leadership in innovative approaches to student-centered, essential “real world” education, invites applications for adjunct faculty in its residential undergradu­ ate program for the Fall 2000 and Spring 20001 semesters.

Interdisciplinary approaches to topics are emphasized. The successful candidates will impart a sense of significance and respect for the work of the College to fulfill its educational role to society.

We invite applications from innovative, passionate educa­ tors in the following areas: Ceramics, Environmental and Physical Sciences, Expository Writing, Comparative Literature, Economics, Appropriate Technologies, Counseling, Western Philosophy, Mathematics, Gender Studies, and Computer Graphics and Design.

A Ph.D. preferred; candidates should have a minimum of an MA (or extraordinary professional achievement) specific to the area for which they are applying. All positions are contin­ gent upon enrollment and funding.

Please submit a letter of interest, resume and names and telephone numbers of three references to: Goddard College, H uman Resources Office, 123 Pitkin Road, Plainfield, V T 05667 An equal opportunity, affirmative action employer and educator.

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Retail Sales Clerk $9.00/hr to start.

3-8 pm, 2 or 3 nights a week.

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Outreach Program Presenter!

(20 hrs/wk) Role player to help express a m ale’ s point o f view for a vio­ lence prevention pro­ gram designed to prevent dom estic and sexual violence. The O E P a ssists the O utreach Educator in presenting the “ Building Healthy Relationships” program in schools, colleges, c iv ic o r g a n iz a t io n s .

Helps to develop materials, m aintains statistics and acts as a comm unity liaison. M ust be a team player with good co m m u n ca tio n skills.

Send resume by 9 / 8 /0 0 t o C l a r i n a Howard N ichols Center, PO Box 517, M orrisville,

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If you are looking for a part-time work schedule that works around you, take a look at Sears. We think you’ll like what you see.

The following part-time positions are available:

Dining Room M anager All-around restaurant and management experience, computer literate. Good communicator. Enjoys problem solving. Busy, great environment and staff.

Benefits. Apply in person to

Relaxed working

DISHWASHERS, LIKE COOKS, AND PANTRY/PREP COOKS

$ 10-$ 14/hr. and fu ll tim e drivers

needed for day or night shifts. Must have valid Drivers License, Insurance, & Reliable Vehicle.

Call for details or apply in person:

Four Star Delivery 203 No. Winooski Ave.

Burlington 8 6 5 -3 6 6 3 Looking for a job with a flexible schedule?

We're seeking enthusiastic people to join our quality s t a f f . We're busy and have openings for:

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DISHWASHERS FT or PT, days, eves, week­ ends.

BAKER/PASTRYCHEF FT, most weekends required.

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with your resume to: A E Search Spike Advertising 266 Pine Street Suite 14 Burlington, V T 05401 or tools@spikeadvertising.com

Apply to: Trapp Family Lodge, Human Resources, PO Box 1428, Stowe, VT 05672 Ph: 802.253.5713 fax: 802.253.5757 EOE

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Top 10 reasons why you should work here: NFI, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking to fill the following positions:

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WAITSTAFF AND BUSSERS FT and PT, Lunch hours.

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pH E E SE NORTHEASTERN FAMILY INSTITUTE

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BARTENDER PT, with possibility of FT, eves, weekends.

135 Pearl St., Burlington An Equal Opportunity Employer

Competitive wages, benefits, excellent work environment.

Stop by to apply.

83 Church Street

Executive [m Set Here Fnia Tieie

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S iW O N

Needed for Fridays, but other shifts may become available./ Must be person­ able and reliable.

is now accepting applications for experienced, ener­ getic people wishing to work in a fast paced environment

LINE C O O K S BUS STAFF HOST WAITSTAFF

Also seeking BUSSERS, HOST and experienced SERVERS (no tip pool).

Apparel, Shoes, Receiving, Electronics, Paint A pply in person.

SEARS - U niversity M all B urlington, V T O r call (802) 8 5 9 -2 0 5 6 for an ap p o in tm en t.

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Mona’s Restaurant, 3 Main Street, Burlington

We o ffe r Training, FT/PT, Good Starting Salary, Advancement, Insurance, Vacation A more!

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Merchandise Discounts .

100 Dorset St. 658-9560

Drivers Wanted

10. Dogs will love you because y ou smell like...

9. You get to pet Abbey, the Wonderdog 8. Learn the real meaning o f Zoin.

7. We don’t heat the workers anymore.

6. Better than hangin’ around the barn.

5. Get to yell at Steve twice a week.

4. The future ain’t what it used to he.

3. Get to make weird ads like this.

2. If you have too much cheese, y o u havej u s t enou^t.

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THE REAL DEAL IS: Join our hard-working, fun Staff. Serve our terrific customers* Enjoy full time pay with 3 days off per week, plus benefits* Apply in person at 1186 W illiston Road.

Public Inebriate Coordinator Energetic person needed to staff the St. Albans Public Inebriate program. Person will be responsible for screening intoxicated indi­ viduals, supervising their "detox" and sched­ uling and supervising on-call staff. This serv­ ice will be provided as part of Champlain.

Drug and Alcohol's clinic in St. Albans to enhance the continuum of services in Franklin and Grand Isle Counties. Person must be able to work as part of a team as well as independently. Public relations skills are very important. Master's degree in field related to Human Services and CADC highly *desirable. Resumes to Beth Holden, CDAS, 165 Lake Street, St. Albans, VT 05478 .

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Career-m inded in d ivid u a ls are offered benefits and the opp o rtu n ity to earn excellent wages.

Reliability and desire to hold a long term po sitio n a m ust.

We currently have full-tim e p o sitio n s available in the fo llo w in g departm ents:

M a p l e L eaf Fa r m A ssociates

Full Time , : ; v Marketing & Operations Coordinator M aple L eaf Farm is seeking a h ig h energy, selfm otivated, creative individual for a variety o f m arketing, developm ent and operational tasks.

Prior experience in th e health care field pre­

Join our front end team!

Full and part-tim e po sitio ns.

General help is also needed in our bulk and grocery departments.

ferred. Requires excellent interpersonal an d w ritten co m m u n ic atio n skills. M u st be co m ­ p u te r co m p eten t.

Resumes to: G ladys D . Z elm an, C E O

Part-tim e & Full-tim e p o sitio n s are available in our supplement department.

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A ccentT ravel operates 15 locations across N ew England! W e are the largestTravel M an agem ent C om pany N orth o f Boston!

Voted 1st in Class w ith the: M ost O ffices, M ost Cruises, M ost V acations, & Best C u sto m e r Service!

M aple L eaf Farm Associates, Inc., P .O .B o x 120,

Stop in and fill out an app lication o r call us at 863-2569!.

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Call our HIRING HOTLINE 24 HOURS a day!

NSW CULINARY INSTITUTE ” Seeking Maintenance Mechanic for Our Essex -Campus. Full time position, Must be able to trou­

bleshoot and diagnose equipment. Previous experience in carpentry, electrical and plumb­ ing required. Competitive pay plus an excellent benefits package, including health club mem­ bership. All interested, please fax resume to (802) 223-9287, or mail to Human Resources, NECI, 250 Main Street, Montpelier, VT 05602.

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Washington County Mental Health Services, inc.

Must have experience with general cleaning.

Ability to use standard janitorial equipment and chemicals to clean commercial and residential buildings. Good understanding of safe work practices. Must be able to work independently in a fast p aced and changing environment.

Must have valid driver's license and reliable transportation. Apply in person at New England Culinary Institute, 48 1/2 Park Street, Essex Junction, or fax resume to (802) 223-9287. EOE.

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vide unique teaching program to 24 year-old woman in Barre. Focus is to develop recreation

and support transportation needs. Afternoon, evening, and some weekend work. Competitive earnings and m ileage reimbursement. Requires

ing record. Highschool diploma or OB) essential, education and experience preferred. Contact Heatheirat BBS-7638. EOE.

Help Build Strong Kids After School Assistants

Seeking enthusiastic and caring individuals to assist with YMCA after-school programs 15-20 hours per week. Must have experience with school-age children. Excellent compen­ sation package and training opportunities.

Call Tricia Pawlik at 862-9622.

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locally-ow ned m arket in Shelburne Village, c o m m ite d to cu sto m e r and em ployee satisfaction . Part-tim e

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p o sitio n (p ossib ly w o rkin g into full-tim e) available for energetic person. M u s t w ork one weekend shift. Call Steve, Brad or Kevin,

985 -8520 .

Seven Days, Burlington’s locally-

The VT Mozart Festival is seeking a motivated, energetic and enthusiastic addition to our team.

Responsibilities include planning &. oversight of artist logistics for orchestra. Other duties include advertising sales <Sc management of Winter Series.

Send resume and references by Sept. 8: VT Mozart Festival, 110 Main St., Burlington, VT 05401

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Candidate must have strong organizational, computer, and interpersonal skills, detail oriented and ability to manage multiple tasks. Must be able to work nights/weekends. Knowledge of classical music helpful.

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oriented and confident, with a good sense of humor. Sales experience and thick skin required. Excellent earning potentiaL Tremendous work environ­ m ent If joining Seven Days appeals to you, send resume to: Seven Days, PO Box 116 4 , Burlington, VT 05401.

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QUALIFICATIONS: — M inim um three years experience as an a rt director a n d /o r production m anager with a daily, weekly or monthly publication.

— Top-notch com puter skills, including extensive knowledge of Quark X P re ss, Illustrator and Photoshop.

— Knowledge of printing technology and the ability to work with printers to produce attractive, cost-effective publications.

— Proven ability to produce good-looking publications on tight deadlines.

— Knowledge of ski and snowboard competition helpful.

Please send a cover letter, resume, references and no more than three samples of recently published work to: Tim Etchells, editor, Ski Racing International, 6 9 7 1 Main St. Suite No.1, Waitsfield, VT 0 5 6 7 3 . No phone calls, please.

L E A P B IC YC LE M E C H A N IC fo r prem ier bicycle and o u td o o r sto re .

If you are a s a le s oriented, team player with with a stro n g te ch n ica l background, then we w ant to ta lk t o you.Bike sh o p experience and to o ls required. Please mail, fax, o r e-m ail resum e t o M o un tain S p o r t s and Bike Shop, PO. Box 1542, 0 V t. 5 6 7 2 fax: £ 0 2 - 2 5 3 - 9 0 5 9 in fo @ m o u n ta in sp o rtsv t.co m

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LEAP UNE/PREP COOKS to join our professional kitchen team. Must be honest, motivated and responsible.

Call today for an appointm ent

Please apply in person to the Vermont Pub and Brewery, Corner of College & St. Paul Streets, TV! Burlington, VT 05401 I I

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Search Reopened Johnson State College seeks a full-time DIRECTOR OF COUNSELING SERVICES, a Vermont State Colleges Grade 12 position. Qualified person should have a Masters degree in counseling or related field, with doctorate desirable, with appropriate license or certification, plus two to four years of relevant counseling and administrative experi­ ence, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired.

Broad base of technical knowledge related to counseling theories and techniques; good counseling skills, including crisis intervention, with experience with counseling issues of young adults (drug and alcohol use/abuse, sexual issues, eating disorders, family relationships, etc.); good understanding o f relevant diagnostic and testing methods; good planning, administrative, and supervisory skills; abil­ ity to deal effectively with a wide range of individuals and groups within and outside of the College, including public speaking/presenting skills. Please send resume, letter of interest, and the names, addresses and phone numbers of three references, before September 10, 2000 to: Search Committee

VERMONT

Would you like to work in a relaxing home-like atmodphere in an elegant retirement home in downtown Burlington?

Part time care giver and dining room poditiond available.

I f intered ted, contact Anita or Kandace a t 862-0101.

S u b s titu te D riv e rs N eeded G o t a big car? N e e d som e w ho would be able to fill in

Johnson State College 337 College Hill Johnson, VT 05656-9464

Bike Shop

Converge Home

extra cash? W e need drivers

Office of the Dean of Students

M o u n ta in S p o r ts STOWE

MAINTENANCE/CLEANING PERSON please be honest, dependable, trustworthy, and hard working. Part-time plus.

• Seminar • Data Entry • Secretary • Clerical Receptionist • Accounting • Administrative • Pick Pack Laborers

ART DIRECTOR/PRODUCTION MANAGER Ski Racing International in W aitsfield, VT is looking for a creative team player to serve as an a rt director and production manager. You’ll be responsible for design and production of S ki R acing, the international journal of ski and snowboard competition. S ki R acin g has 2 0 issues each year: one glossy annual and 1 9 tabloid newspapers. You’ll also w ork with our clients in the ski and snowboard industry to design print and on-line adver­ tisem ents.

Temporary Services

to deliver S E V E N D AYS on W ednesdays.

G o o d pay! Call H o p e, 864-5684.

IOHNSON STATE COLLEGE IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER.

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Dope

Sure, the tests rely on self-report, leading some observers to

ing mental clutter. A means of organizing data seems to be the

think the testees were faking it, or at least not exhibiting anything out o f the ordinary. Then someone hit on the ingenious notion of

key to all superior memory, eidetic or otherwise. For example,

decomposing an illustration into two images, each consisting of

dozen pieces with great precision due to their knowledge o f the

an apparently meaningless set o f lines or dots. One image would

game. But if the pieces are placed randomly on the board, the

be presented for inspection, then taken away and after a few sec­

expert players’ recall is no better than a novice’s.

onds replaced by the other. Those who truly had the gift could combine the two images into the original illustration — objective

To some extent the ability to remember can be learned, although the result isn’t photographic memory but simply

evidence, it would seem, that eidetic memory really exists.

improved recall. Even mnemonists, known for impressive feats of

Eidetic ability fades with age — one investigator guessed that

expert chess players can re-create a board position involving two

memory, enhance their native talent with tricks. One famous case

fewer than one in 1000 adults had it. Most eidetikers can’t sum­

was S., described by the Russian psychologist A.R. Luria. Among

mon the eidetic image once it fades from mind, either. But there

other things, S. had an exceptional ability to retain things long

are exceptions. In 1970 Psychology Today reported on Elizabeth, a Harvard instructor. Using her right eye, she looked for several

after he’d originally memorized them. Once he was read the first four lines o f Dante’s The D iv in e Com edy in Italian, a language he

minutes at a 100 x 100 grid o f apparently random dots —

did not understand. He was immediately able to recite the entire

saw sa id genius again I w a n t to kn ow i f such a thing really exists or

10,000 dots in all. The next day, using her left eye, she looked at

passage — more impressively, he could still do so on command

i f i t ’s som ething out o fsp y novels.

a second grid o f 100 x

1 5 years later, with no advance warn­

100 dots. She then men­

ing.

tally merged this grid

D ea r Cecil, A guy I knew in college claim ed to be doing his graduate thesis on photographic m em ory a n d h ow one could acquire it. Since I never

— Sharon Penn Reminds me o f a line I heard: We all have photographic mem­

with the remembered

How had he done it? He associat­ ed each syllable with a mental image.

ories, it’s just that some o f us don’t have any film. The older I get,

one into a 3-D image

The first line, N e l m ezzo d el cam m in

the less this seems like a joke.

that most people needed

d i nostra vita, he rendered into

a stereoscopic viewer

images this way: N e l Nel’skaya, a bal­

graphic memory in the popular sense is probably a myth. But

and both grids to see.

lerina; m ezzo, she is together with

something close to it can be found in some children. E idetic m em ­ ory, to use the clinical term, is the ability to recollect an image so

Reportedly she could

(Russian vmeste) a man; del, there is a pack o f Deli cigarettes near them;

vividly that it appears to be real. Typically the child is told to

million dots for as much

cam m in, a fireplace (Russian kam in)

examine but not stare fixedly at an illustration on an easel for 30

as four hours.

is also close by; d i, a hand is pointing

Handy though it might be for your next biology exam, photo­

seconds. Then the illustration is removed and the kid is asked to

recall eidetic images o f a

toward a door (Russian dver)\ nos, a

Even eidetikers aren’t

man has fallen and gotten his nose

look at the empty easel and describe what he sees. Most offer

seeing a truly photo­

vague recollections o f the image, but perhaps one in 12 can

graphic image, psycholo­

(Russian nos) pinched in a doorway

describe it in accurate detail for five minutes or more. It’s not just

gists believe — they just

(Russian tra); vita, the man steps over

a retinal afterimage, either. The image has normal coloration, not

have the ability to orga­ nize information with

a child, a sign o f life — vitalism; and

an afterimage’s complementary colors (blue becomes orange, etc.).

The descriptions are in present tense — “I see...” — and given

unusual efficiency.

mnemonic trick, right? Sure, and for \

without hesitation. Most striking of all, the subject’s eyes move

Children have the edge,

Michael Jordan it was the shoes.

around the nonexistent scene as he describes it, as though it were actually there.

no doubt, because they

so on, for 48 syllables. It’s all just a /

— CECIL ADAMS

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Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or e-mail him at cecil@chireader.com.

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►employment AD SALES OPPORTUNITY Downtown Burlington. Enjoy -^The sights & sounds of the waterfront & Marketplace as you sell advertising for one of the area’s best-read publica­ tions! Burlington Magazine has an opening for a motivat­ e d sales rep who has experi­ ence, is organized & likes to work with people. Extremely flexible position with unlimit­ ed potential. Please forward resume to: Publisher, Burlington Magazine, PO Box 68 , Williston, VT 05495.

ARTISANAL FARMHOUSE Cheese helper for organization w/ environmental mission.

Willing to teach. Shelburne Farms, Shelburne VT. Call ..^ 8 5 -8 6 8 6 , ext. 46. EOE, even for the lactose-intolerant.

BREAD BAKING POSITION avail, at Red Hen Baking Co. We are looking for people with professional cooking experi­ ence, dedicated to making good food. No early morning hours. Call Randy or Liza, 244-0966.

BREAD DELIVERY POSI­ TIONS avail, at Red Hen Baking Company. Travel Vermont while delivering great organic food. Call Randy or Liza at Red Hen, 244-0966.

BUS PERSON: Seeking wellorganized individual to assist primarily resetting tables, 1-2 evenings per week, in friendly & busy rest. Apply in person after 5 pm, at Trattoria Delia, 152 St., Paul St. or call 864-5253.

CAREGIVER. Live-in, Flex, schedule. Own room. $2700/mo. Charles, 658-4831.

CARPENTER wanted for house project in Starksboro.

Please call (802) 434-5485.

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Sign-on bonus. Club & show work in 5 states. 1-877211-0844.

DISHWASHER. Part-time, flexible hrs., from 5:30-11:00 pm. Professional atmosphere.

Competitive pay. Sign-on bonus. No experience neces­ sary. Apply in person or by appointment at Trattoria Delia.

864-5253.

FROG HOLLOW on the Marketplace is seeking a shipping/receiving person. This position is behind-the-scenes but requires a motivated indi­ vidual. Part-time (15-25 hrs./wk.). Cal 863-6458 or drop off a resume at 85 Church St.

INC. 500 COMPANY seeking ambitious manager. Excellent compensation. 24-hr. record­ ed info. 888-533-0228.

LEONARDO’S PIZZA hiring Drivers & Pizza Makers. See Dave at 1160 Williston Rd., S. Burlington or Shannon at 83 Pearl St., Burlington.

NOW HIRING. Host/Hostess, Servers, Bartenders, Managers for local Japanese restaurant.

Apply in person, 2:30-4pm.

Mon.-Thurs., Koto, 792 Shelburne Rd.

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VT’S FINEST PRIVATE Entertainment service seeking attractive, educated, articulate individuals for part-time evening employment. Call Tracy 863-9510, 7-10 p.m.

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OUTDOOR WORK. Socially responsible, service-oriented, top-end, residential painting company seeks bright, teamoriented men & women for summer employment. Painters w/some exterior exper. wel­ come; training avail, for entrylevel positions. Call Paul at Lafayette Painting 863-5397!

PAINTERS. Experienced, transportation. Year-round work. Good pay. Call Steve at Expert Painters, 865-9839.

POSITION AVAILABLE. Baker, retail, production. Apply in person. Chittenden Cider Mill.

1580 Dorset St., S. Burl.

ROOFERS & LABORERS Good wages & benefits. Women & minorities encouraged to apply. Sign-on bonus, $500.

A.C. Hathorne. Williston, VT. 862-6473.

Transitional Services for Youth and Families “Bringing the Pieces Together”

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$15-45/HR. POTENTIAL. Country’s most established medical/dental billing software company trains people to process claims from home.

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BURLINGTON: Office space avail, for licensed mental health practitioner with other clinicians & psychiatrists, downtown Burlington. Call Michelle, 658-5300.

RICHMOND: Movement space, near interstate exit. 30x30.

CarpeteiJ $ 15/hr. 434-5277, evenings until 9.

BURLINGTON: 1-bdrm. avail, in 3-bdrm. apt. $350/mo.+ utils. 65 Hungerford Terr.

Great roommates & location, Close to UVM. 859-9647.

BURLINGTON: Feminist woman only. Child welcome.

Share downtown home, gar­ den. Friendly, clean & orderly.

No smoking, pets. $325/mo.

-t-utils. Call 860-6828.

BURLINGTON: M/F to share downtown apt. Off-street park­ ing, good size apt. Must like cats. Avail. 9/1. $400/mo. inch all utils. 865-4392.

BURLINGTON: Mature prof, for beautiful room w/private bath w/whirlpool. Beach rights. New N. End. On bus line. No pets. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. & security dep.

865-3305.

CHARLOTTE: Responsible.

M/F to share beautiful, 3bdrm. farmhouse. Newly remodeled kitchen. 7 acres w/garden. 15 min. from Burlington. Must like cats & dogs. NS. $450/mo. + 1/3 utils. 425-5207.

CHARLOTTE: Two roommates wanted for 3 avail, rooms.

Clean, quiet, charming home. $417/mo. + 1/3 utils. No smoking/pets. 425-3597.

MONKTON: Responsible M or F to share 2-bdrm. on scenic .

Cedar Lake. $350/mo. + utils.

W/. Avail. 9/1. 453-7108.

MORETOWN: Compatible roommate for sunny, country home. Like critters, trails , T ,,, nearby, garden space? $285/mo. covers utils., cable TV, W/D for smaller bedroom.

802-496-2369.

RICHMOND: 2 seek 3rd for 3bdrm. house. Storage & gar­ den space. Wood heat. $325/mo.+l/3 utils. Avaii.

9/1. 434-7328.

RICHMOND: Roommate want­ ed for 3-bdrm. farmhouse apt.

Avail. 9/1. $330/mo. + 1/3 utils. 434-3843. ”

►housing for rent ADIRONDACKS: 2-bdrm. home in beautiful wilderness valley, fully furnished, perfect for retreat, renewal. Avail.

9/15 for 9 months or yearround lease. 1-1/2 hours from Burlington. $350/mo. 518585-2269.

BURLINGTON: 3-bdrm., no dogs. $700/mo. -t-utils. Avail., 9/1. 865-6065, day.

BURLINGTON: Two 1-bdrm. apts., clean, quiet building.

Parking, W/D. Across from park. Avail. 9/1 & 10/1. $525-550/mo. No dogs. Call Paul, 658-9948.

CHARLOTTE: 2-bdrm., 2 ba.

Lg. yard, great views, propane heat. $900/mo. + utils.

Hinsdale Properties. 8621148.

ESSEX: 2-bdrm. condo, close to IBM, very clean, quiet loca­ tion, parttthg & 'Storage. Non­ smoking.. No pets. $855/mo. inch heat. Avail. 9/1. Call 863-5198, after 6 pm.

WINOOSKI: Quiet, sunny 2bdrm., hdwd. firs., eat-in kitchen, lg. closets, remodeled bathrm., off-street parking. $925/rho. inch heat. No pets or smoking. 654-8567.

WINOOSKI: Unique, renovat­ ed, lg. older home. 4-bdrm.

Country kitchen. Porches & yard. W/D. Safe neighborhood.

Bus line. No smoking/pets. $1625/mo. + utils. Avail.

10/1. 655-6312.

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W IF E REFUSES B IR TH D A Y GIFT OF N E W M ER C ED ES D ea r Tom a n d Ray: O n m y 5 0 th birthday, m y h u sb a n d a n d o ur 7-year-old son took m e b lin d fo ld ed to a car dealership a n d surprised me w ith a Mercedes B e n z E 3 2 0 w ith a g ia n t red ribbon. I h a d m en tio n ed th a t F d always w a n ted a Mercedes since I sat in ) m y uncles car w hen I was 6 years old. I refused the car a t the tim e, because the only available car was green. T he a ctu a l reason I refused i t was sticker shock — $ 4 2 ,0 0 0 ! I celebrated m y 5 1 st — b irthday today, a n d m y son sa id th a t I a m n o t being gracious because I refused th eir g ift. A yea r has passed, a n d m y hus­ b a n d keeps a skin g m e w h en he can buy m e m y dream car. We currently d rive a 1 9 9 1 Volvo 7 4 0 w ith 1 3 0 ,0 0 0 miles on it.

I to ld m y h u sb a n d a n d son th a t I w o u ld ask y o u w h ether the M ercedes was w orth the money f o r the safety a n d comfort. I f

y o u say i t ’s w orth it, I w ill agree to accept the gift. M y h u sband a n d son are eagerly a w a itin g y o u r response.

— Delores TO M : Wow! W hat a nice husband and son you have, Delores. Unless, of course, they have ulterior motives.

Your husband may be figuring that he’l l drive the Mercedes, and your son may be assum­ ing he’ll be taking it with him to college in 10 years.

RAY: Actually, I don’t think the issue is whether the car is “worth the money.” An argu­ m ent can be made either way, depending on how much money you have. The issue, it seems to me, is whether or not this car is a good match for you.

TO M : And I can tell that it isn’t. After all, you’ve wriggled out o f taking possession of the car for a year now. Clearly you’re not comfortable with the idea of driving a Mercedes.

RAY: And I can understand why. We test-drive just about every car under the sun. And

while every Mercedes we get is an absolutely magnificent car to drive, I’m always a little embarrassed to be seen in it.

Why? Because it sends a mes­ sage. It says, “I’m superior.”

And try as they might to lighten up their image, a Mercedes still screams, “Hey, I’ve got more money than you do.”

TOM : And some people are perfectly happy telling the world that they’re both superi­ or AND loaded. But you don’t sound like one of them, Delores (bless your modest lit­ tle heart).

RAY: So, how do you decline graciously? Well, honesty is always the best policy. I’d tell your family that while you’re really touched by how gener­ ous and wonderful they are, you’ve realized you’re just not a “Mercedes person” after all.

Tell them you feel uncomfort­ able in such an expensive car, and that it feels a little con­ spicuous for your taste. They’ll understand.

TO M : Then make a counter­ proposal. Suggest that they ' help you pick out an alterna­ tive — another Volvo, a Volkswagen Passat, a Lexus ES300, or anything else that feels right to you — mechani-

cally and personally. And then propose that they spend some of the savings on a great vaca­ tion. And if you’re feeling real­ ly generous — suggest they come, too!

G ot a question a b out cars?

W rite to C lick a n d Clack in care o f this newspaper, or e-m ail them by visiting the C ar Talk section o f cars, com on the W orld W ide Web.

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WINOOSKI to S. BURLINGTON: I work at the correctional Center 6 days on & two days off. My hours are 3 :3 0 pm u ntil 1 1 :3 0 pm. (4 0 0 1 0 ) COLCHESTER to ESSEX: I am looking for a ride from St. M ichael’s College to IBM . I work Sat. & Sun. from 7 am -7 pm (4 0 0 1 2 ) BOLTON to MONTPE­ LIER: I am looking to share driving from Bolton to M ontpelier. I work M-F, 7 :3 0 am u n til 3 :3 0 pm.

(4 0 0 1 3 ) MIDDLEBURY to S. BURLINGTON: I am looking for a ride from Rte. 7 in M iddlebury to IDX or Rte. 7 in S. B urlington. I work M-F from 7 :3 0 am -4 pm (4 0 0 1 4 )

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(4 0 0 0 6 ) ESSEX JCT. to S. BURLINGTON, lam looking for a ride from Essex Jet. (near 5-cor­ ners) to Shelburne Plastics on Harbor Rd. in S. B urlington. My work hrs. are M on.-Fri. 2 pm u n til 10 pm.

(4 0 0 0 7 ) GRAND ISLE FERRY to IBM . I am looking for a ride from the Grand Isle Ferry dock to IB M in Essex. My hours & days vary.

(4 0C 0 0 ) UND EH ILL to BURL.: I would be able to drive someone to B url, or back to U nd e rh ill, if your hours f i t into my schedule somehow. I work 7 :3 0 -9 :0 0 am and 5 :3 0 -7 :3 0 p m .

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CHARLOTTE/HINESBURG to MILTON: I am looking for a ride to work in M ilton — even if you can only take me one way, I w ould appreciate it! can be at work any­ tim e between 6 -7 :3 0 am and work u n til 5 :0 0 pm. M-F. (3 2 8 8 ) S. BURL, to IBM: I am looking for a ride to work. I work th N8 s h ift, w hich is 7 pm -7 am varying days.

(3 2 8 6 ) CHARLOTTE/N. FERRISBG to B U R L : I am looking to share d ri­ ving to work. My hours are 9 -5 :3 0 , M-F. ( 3 2 7 3 )MILTON to BURL.: I am looking fo r a ride to work to my new job.

My hours are 7 : 4 5 - * ^ | r jr < 4 :0 0 pm , M-F. (3 2 7 4 ) RICHMOND P&R to COLC.: I am hoping to share d rivin g on my com m ute to work. My hours are 7 :1 5 -5 :0 0 M-Th. (3 2 7 1 )

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SHELBURNE: 30+, F/M to join eco-spiritually-oriented prof. F in lakefront farmhouse apt. with meditation room, garden space & private beach.

No pets. $400/mo. 9851067.

WESTFORD: Quiet, country home. X-C trails. Furnished bdrm., W/D, woods, gardens.

18 mi. from Burlington. No pets. N/S. $350/mo. incl. utils., 878-3487.

WILLISTON: Great place in the country for a goodhumored, neat & responsible _ F. Gay-friendly household in a private setting w/easy access to hiking, biking & ski trails.

No pets please. $450/mo. + shared utils. Call Dee at 8780573 (H) or 865-1373 (W).

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658-3138.

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ITALIAN & FRENCH LESSONS. Want to learn to

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Beginners welcome. Please call, 860-1050.

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No smoking or pets. Prof, or full-time student. $400/mo. includes all. 862-3341.

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MINOURA ACTION Mag Rollers, $150; Stamina 975 stepper, $75; Voit SCX90 Aerobic Stepper, $75; Life Gear Recumbent style exercise bike, $50. Call 518-5973222.

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New $300, asking $150.

879-9163.

papers. I can help! Call me w/your first assignment & I will guide you through every step of the writing process from research to editing. Do not delay! Better grades await you. 863-8456.

TUTOR: English, writing & lit­ erature. Avail, nights & week­ ends. Payment per session.

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Zenith 27" TV, $200. TroyBilt, heavy-duty lawn mower, $400, large garden cart $50.

Stereo /no CD $150. Call 863-1796, before 9 am.

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ARIES

(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): “W henever 1 feel like I can’t go for­ ward and I can’t go back,” says my friend Briana, “I know I’m on the verge o f a creative surge.” T hen there’s my pal Allie. “Being between a rock and a hard place,” she bub­ bles, “is an invitation to become very pliable, sort o f like a claymation figure. T h at always lets me squeeze free, and, more than that, works like the psychological equivalent o f a lax­ ative.” So there you have it, Aries: medicinal words for you to swallow as you squirm in the stuck place.

TAURUS (Apr. , 20-M ay 20): You’re gorgeous right now. Your physical attractiveness is at a peak, and your soul is a stunning work o f art. T his is a good thing, right?

Mostly. W hile well-adjusted people will enjoy the unpredictable effects o f your radiant grace, some on-theedge folks may be allergic to it.

D on’t let them discourage you from shining full blast. In fact, take their uneasiness as a sign to start wielding your beauty as a beneficent weapon.

GEMINI (M ay 21-June 20): M aybe in late Septem ber I’ll dare *3S^ou to take sm art risks and be a feisty adventurer. R ight now, though, there’s a more hum ble them e to w ork on: your security needs. T h a t’s w hy I’d like you to write out a list o f every last thing that w ould make you feel profound­ ly safe. N ow I know you G em inis often resist being at peace w ith your destiny. You’re afraid stability m ight dim inish the power you imagine you derive from being so com pul­ sively restless. But let’s p u t that delusion to sleep for now, OK? Believe it or not, the best way to prep for this autum n’s feisty adven­ tures will be to build up the cohe­ sive, dependable, perm anent parts o f your life.

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CANCER (June 21 -July 22): W hen he tried scriptwriting, Picasso was unable to invoke anywhere near the same brilliance he possessed as a painter. T h e one play he created, D esire C a u g h t by th e Tail, was a flop.

W illiam Shatner, likewise, hasn’t impressed as m any w ith his singing o f “Lucy in the Sky with D iam onds” as he did in his perfor­ mance as the captain on “Star Trek.”

O n the other hand, Leonardo da Vinci turned out some impressive w ork as a scientist in addition to his objets d ’a rt, and Thom as Jefferson was not only a skillful politician but a decent architect. I believe you’re poised to branch out in the da Vinci and Jefferson modes, Cancerian.

Your skill in one sphere is ripe for translation into another.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): H oned in the fires o f strenuous meditations, purified by many years o f battling m y selfishness, distilled from careful reading in a wide variety o f sacred texts, this horoscope is w orth $1.6 million. But for you, Leo, it’s absolutely free — on two condi­ tions. All I ask is the following: First, that you give generously and joyous­ ly o f resources you’ve always been a bit stingy about, and second, that you not even worry about whether you’ll receive anything in return for your gifts. T h in k you can do that?

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): If you build it, they will come. If you merely pretend to build it, they may come anyway, and end up staying because o f your other charms. If you play hard to get or give out mixed messages, they’ll be intrigued and attracted for a short time, but

probably won’t actually come. My advice, then, is to at least start pre­ tending to build the sucker in earnest while you find out if you have the stamina and interest to actually do it.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-O ct. 22): Flush your placebos down the toilet, Libra. D onate your psychological crutches to charity. I have every rea­ son to expect that the next three weeks will bring you a glorious vic­ tory over your bad self, not to m en­ tion the bad selves o f a couple of other people. A streak o f warrior pluck is about to possess you, killing off the meek visions that have soured your luck. In fact, I’ll make this reckless but true prophe­ cy: N ot since 1996 have you had this much power over debilitating habits, lame excuses and weakness disguised as strength.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I have acquired two new gurus.

O ne is my old acquaintance Mark, the most boring nuisance I’ve ever known. I hadn’t seen him in years but he just moved to the town where I live. T he other is George W. Bush, who has moved to the top o f the list o f performers I distrust.

W hy are they my gurus? Because I long ago made a vow to love and bless all sentient beings, and this is tough to do w ith people who repulse me. T hus I feel tremendous gratitude for George and Mark.

T hey’re prodding me w ith frontier teachings about the work I have to do to live up to my ideals. M ay I hum bly suggest you try a similar approach, Scorpio? Pledge to extract all the value you can from those w ho ignore you, frustrate you, or

disagree with you. If this week had a title it’d be “Snuggling Up to Strange Bedfellows.”

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I trust you’ve indulged in at least two lengthy sabbaticals this summer, and I hope that during your furloughs you ripened your fantasy life dramatically. If you’ve been heeding all the divine guidance that’s been offered, your im agina­ tion now has a very wide expanse in which to wander, and you’re as unburdened by the past as you’ve been in many moons. W hich brings us to your next assignment.

Speaking on behalf o f the same cos­ mic powers that invited you to run wild and free, I suggest that you enjoy a reverse va ca tio n — a period when you take time out from your leisure schedule so as to apply your­ self w ith voracious enthusiasm to the work you love best.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): I’m not one o f those hide­ bound astrologers who asserts that all Capricorns are stuffy prigs. Some o f the rowdiest minds I’ve ever known have belonged to members o f your tribe. Still, I believe that many o f you do periodically suffer from an excess o f dignity and deco­ rum . T h at’s why I suggest you visit the Burning M an festival, an eightday revel in the Nevada desert where everyone is a crazy genius artist and naked pagans dance in ecstatic trance around bonfires con­ secrated to the Goddess. (For info, go to w w w .burningm an.com .) If that’s too far away, find an event closer to hom e where you can become inflamed w ith unreasonable joy and wise foolishness.

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(Jan. ?0-Feb. 18): I predict that you’ll dream o f Ronald M cD onald twice in the com ­ ing week. I foresee that in the first dream you will passively sit back and grin num bly as he shows off his standard shtick. But by the second dream you will rise up and shout, “I’ll have no goddam n commercials in my dreams, thank you,” then stuff a Burger King W hopper down his pants. I believe this liberating sequence will m irror events in your waking life — perhaps even be a spur for a healthy rebellion and escape.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): You Pisceans are the m ost devotion­ al o f all the signs. O ne o f your potential superpowers, in fact, is your reverent and creative dedica­ tion to w hat you love. Given the intensity o f this gift, it’s crucial that you choose wisely about where you direct it. W hile you may be tem ­ porarily energized from obsessively helping a no-good loser or w orship­ ping a celebrity who rem inds you o f your own dorm ant, god-like nature, you know there are m uch better receptacles into which to pour your adoration. A nd now is the perfect tim e to fine-tune your priorities.®

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KIND, INTELLIGENT, MANY SAY ATTRACTIVE, DWF, 36, ISO S/DJM w/ nice looks, sense of humor, love of books, music, people & ani­ mals. I like walking, learning, laughing, Scrabble, good food, more. 4150_________

SWF, LOVES READING, OUTDOORS, MOVIES, cuddling, ISO, secure, confident, kind, sensual SWM (who loves hockey) 4375 _____

ARE YOU READY? ENERGETIC, INDEPENDENT DWPF with a passion for living life ISO part­ ner to share fun & romance. NS. 40’s. Enjoy outdoors, sports, food & wine, reading, music, arts, etc. 4143 _____ ____________

ISO RELATIONSHIP MINDED SM, 26-40 WHO wants a relationship built on honesty, trust, & open communication, among other things, &. is able to reciprocate. Must enjoy chil­ dren, indoor and outdoor activities, a night on the town or staying in! 4374 ______ AMERICA'S MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTE seeks equally stunning superstar. Bonus points to Taurus,,Pisces, or Cancer hunks born in ’70, ’72, or ’76 who have to look up their sign. 4371

ATTRACTIVE, HEALTHY, ADVENTURE-SEEKING WPF w/values. Enjoys culture & woods. ISO humor, respect, banter. Handsome, honest, fit, caring, 40s. 3973___________________ DWF, LIKES WALKS, HIKES, TALKS, THE lake, dancing. ISO friendship first. Mother of two, one in college. ISO SWM who is hon­ est, upbeat, 35-40, ND for good times. 3972

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gardener, E. Central VT. Interests: Arts, music, plants, birds, wilderness, heading south in Nov., returning Apr. ISO SF 30-46. 4558 SOMEONE TO CAMP, TRAVEL, LAY IN THE sun, grow, a garden with! Must love woods living. Dog OK. Slim, trim physical desired, 21 -3 7 -

4557___________________________

BLUE COLLAR BOY, 6 ’l" , 165 LBS., RUGGED. Have ‘64 GTO, 389, 4-speed, w/ empty pas­ senger seat. Plenty of room for cooler, fishin’ tackle, hikin’ boots, bike. Hot, fast cruiser, “3-deuce’s** beats ’em all. 4555___________ DWM, 42 , CLEAN-CUT, EASYGOING, SENSE of humor, caring, kind ISO attractive WF, 3342, for dancing, walks down by the water­ front, dinners, movies, quiet eves., together.

Give me a try. 4552____________________ I AM DEAF. I AM 46 ISO F . I LIKE TO GO for rides in the country, to hunt, swim, go to movies. ISO who? A woman to love me.

4551 SWM, 37 , ISO F, 27 -4 5 , WHO ENJOYS TRAVel, history & quiet times alone. I am 5’8”, 180 lbs. w/blond/red hair & blue eyes. If you are ISO LTR. Please call me. Light drinker/ smoker okay. 4550_____________________ RATIONAL, AFFECTIONATE , OPTIMIST DPWM Mind 37, body 46, clock 10:40 pm. ISO intel­ ligent, fit, confident F. Enjoys Ally McBeal, Thomas Sowell, Ayn Rand, Steve Martin, traveling near, far, current events — you?

4542___________________________ ______ TALL, HANDSOME M, 6 ’l" , HAZEL/BLONDE, 40, ISO compatible F (friendship 1st). I like: reading novels & nonfiction, classical music, Latin & blues, the ocean, kids & romantic eves. I am stable, sensitive, caring, w/sense of humor. I’m “blessed” w/strong libido!

454?______________________________ WM, 43 , HAVE HAD A SUMMER OF FRUSTration ISO SWF, who like myself, wants to end frustration w/no strings attached. 4547 SEEKING SOULMATE: NS/ND, 6 ’, RETIREE, 66, Jewish, non-religious. NE/NY & Montreal, enjoys music (Broadway & Jazz) theater, auc­ tions, movies, bridge. ISO LTR w/reasonably proportioned, warm, fun lady, 50’s. 4543

THIS SP GENTLEMAN, 31 , ISO FRIENDLY, outgoing SWF, 26-32, who likes outdoors, travel, dining out, concerts & plays. Let’s start as friends & take it from there. 4481 WHICH HARRY POTTER ARE YOU ON? PSWM, 34, avid biker, reader, and moviegoer. ISO SWF, 20-40, with similar interests for fun and relationship. Muggles welcome. 4473______ IF YOU COULD IMAGINE YOUR IDEAL LOVER, strong but gentle, responsive to your moods, desires, fantasies. This in-shape, good-looking SWPM seeks similar SWF, 2636, for everything two can make real. 4469

Then hapanboard for bhe

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4552_________________________________ SM, 44 , 6 ’, SLIM, OFF-GRIDER, ORGANIC

WIWM, 56 , JERK WHO IS NOT AFRAID TO make an ass out of himself ISO F bullshit detector to help with transcendence. 4539

CELEBRATE STRENGTH & SWEETNESS, MTNS. & Mozart, share paddling & porcini. Lively, sane, 5’6”, NS, DPF seeks earthy soulmate, over 45, who appreciates integrity, warmth & wit. Can you play? 4544_________________ SWPF, 40 , FUN-LOVING, ACTIVE, ENJOYS THE outdoors, a good night out or a trip down the bike path. ISO SWM w/similar interests for friendship or possible LTR. 4541_______

Af&kinq wom en

-

ISO INTELLIGENCE, SPONTANEITY & INTEGRI­ TY in gorgeous tom girl w/ sense of style.

25-38. SWPM, 6’-3", highly fit, wanting to share above, along w/ passion, adventure, romance. Ocean, Montreal, dogs in the meadow. 4468________________________ SWM 38 YO, STARTING ANEW. ATHLETIC 8l into many outdoor activities, cooking, art.

ISO someone to share with. Friendship a must. Must be kind & considerate, caring.

4466_______________________________ I’M HEALTHY, ACTIVE, ATTRACTIVE, EASYgoing DWPM, late 40s w/ 2 loving children, living w/ me part-time. My passions: antiques/art, the Internet, kayaking, jogging, travel/adventure, food, music, some gardening/dance, morning coffee in bed, snuggling.

ISO healthy, attractive, sensual, stable, NS/ND lady, 38-50, w/ sense of humor who may have similar interests & wants companionship & LTR. 4463____________________ FRIENDS 1 ST. DWM, 3 5 , 6‘\", 180 LBS., NS, caring, sensitive, funny, open-minded. Enjoys outdoors, conversation, children, walks, bicy­ cling, music, reading 81 sharing thoughts 81 feelings. ISO F w/similar interest. 4464_____ AGGRESSIVELY ENGAGING LIFE. WITTY, sensual, intelligent M ISO a F of superior wit, wisdom 8! sensual appetite to explore & grow with, must be fit 81 fully functional.

Love is not for the faint of heart. 4456 DWM, 5 3 , LT. SMOKER, ND, SOFT, GENTLE, caring, compassionate, ISO right F to love dearly, share, grow 81 discover life’s meaning to the fullest. You: real, sincere, adorable.

Dear Lola, I get turned on by dimmer switches. Well, net the dimmer switches themselves, actually, but the way they make the lights g o up and down.

That silent, subtle slid­ ing, bright light easing down to lower light, then slipping into high shad­ ow and tjinally plunging through deeper shadow into full darkness, only to ease back cut through high shadow and lower light before finally burst­ ing back cut into full bright light... whew. Just writing about it nearly sends me sliding off my chair. Is there a name for this particular fetish, or am I a singular sickc?

Light-sensitive in Lyndcnville Dear Light-sensitive, Phctcphiles, more commonly known as lumen lovers, are a rare but well-documented breed. Common symp­ toms include making such statements as "I like watching sunsets even more than having sex, ” and yo u are the light of my life." The condition is generally considered harmless, but those whom it affects are advised to take the extra precaution of con­ templating the queen of England when driving in and cut of tunnels.

Love, ~

4453

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SWM, 20, TA LL ATTRACTIVE, FUNNY! ISO

GOT A ROCKET IN YOUR POCKET? WM, 39,

SWF, 18-35, to be my love goddess for a night of pleasure & possibly more. Race & weight do not matter. 4381_____________

5’io ”, 165 lbs., short hair, goatee, average looks & build" ISO another masc., discreet guy w/ a heat-seeking missile for mutual detonation. 4393______________________

‘66 AQUARIAN EXCELLENT CLUTCH, SMOKES but does not bum oil, recently inspected (Washington County) 5’io" 180#. ISO Gen-X F ND, winter tires a plus. Casual. 4377

SWPM, MED. BUILD, COUNTRY, BR./BR.,

CALLING ALL CUBS! TOPBEAR SEEKS CUBS &-

ATTN. BEAUTIFUL CREATURES DISTAFF:

healthy, fun, stable, solvent, ISO creative SWF to build a future w/. Friends first. 4368

subs for creative cavorting in his central VT den. Pleasure this 4osomething, 5’n ”, 195 lbs., goateed, hairy-chested Growler & get what you need — from nuzzles to nips, licks to lashes, cuddles to kink. 4379__________

Eligible fellow, genuinely handsome, interest ing job, kind lover (making no outrageous promises), quietly religious, seeks thin, uncomplicated, vivacious woman.

Xenophobia yields zilch. 4448___________

BASIC BUDDHIST GUY 5’6" 14 5 LBS., EASY-

FREQUENTLY IRRITABLE EMOTIONALLY crip­

going, lives simply, enjoys the arts, is fit/active, has interesting job, and is silly.

ISO easy going, snuggly woman w/ sense of humor. 4331_________________________

WCDM, MID 50S, M ARS-TYPE GUY ISO

BLUE-EYED KNIGHT ISO 30-40 YO F

Venus. Me: Outgoing, upbeat, very sociable.

You: 44-52, over 5’3” w/ proportional wght., Church-goer. Non-smoker, please. 4447

Princess must be pure as Winooski river, able to climb long bell tower stairs, willing to do own servant duties. I am 42, tall, secure, fun, safe, NS, ND, NA. 4326______

5’u ”, 30s. ISO sexy, attractive, open-minded honest, slim F w/ good values, who likes outdoors, working and is full of ideas & adventure. Reply, incl. phone number. 4449

SWM, WOODWORKER, 30’S , ACTIVE,

LE TS PLANT LIGHTENING SEEDS AND HAR-

THE SUMMER IS GETTING SHORT. WPM ISO

ADVENTUROUS BOHEMIAN CU QUESTING

someone to share good conversation, good food & a gin & tonic. Large boat at your dis­ posal, don’t waste the rest of the summer, let’s go. 4325_________________________

creative erotic play through letters & possi­ bly fantastic encounters. Race, gender, age not an issue. Just imagine. 4545__________

44 YO DWM 5'5" 140 LBS. INTERESTS ARE

THE PERFECT PITCH, M, 60, ISO SF, NS,

NASCAR, camping, golf, long drives, quiet times at home. Looking for a petite F to enjoy life & what comes with it. 4440

vocalist or horn player to play informal swing/Jazz music, enjoy conversation, dining, walks for friendship, maybe more. Lefs meet. 4322___________ ______ ,,

RELOCATING TO BURLINGTON TH IS FA LL I’M 36, 6*3”, 210 lbs., handsome, artist/musician into sports, romantic dinners, outdoors.

Hope to meet attractive, down-to-earth, somewhat tall F for possible LTR, 4439

HEY HO, SUMMER DON’T GOI JUST CUZ THE nights are cooler, doesn’t mean we can’t still have some hot fun. SWM, 4oish, wants to meet tall women, make new friends, have some fun. 4399_______________________

ISO SF: ADVENTUROUS, ATTRACTIVE, HON-

SUPERMAN ISO LOIS LANE. P BODYBUILDER, ex-Navy Seal ISO female companionship for fast motorcycle rides, scuba diving, rock climbing, family time, meditation & long, hot workouts. Serious women only. 4320______

LOVE TRAVEL BOOKS, MOONLIGHT SWIMS, skiing (in moderation), movies, lolling by the woodstove? SWM, 40, looking for slender thirtysomething SWF to share laughter, caring, romance, adventure and joy. 4314_____ active, late 50s, gentleman. Great career, very solvent. ISO intelligent F who appreci­ ates respect, attention, thoughtfulness, inter­ esting lifestyle. Please write. I’ll answer all responses. 4457_______________________

N. VT, 40ISH M, 5'5". HEALTHY, FIT, SMART,

ULYSSES TYPE HERO, 3 1, SEEKS SEXY SIREN

funny, serious, silly, good-looking, hardwork­ ing, likes giving & receiving affection. ISO partner, 35-50, who is physically fit, emo­ tionally balanced, enjoys cultural events & home life. Sense of humor & wit a must.

Thanks. Peace. 4396___________________

27-35 for maiden voyages. Laughter, wine, and mayhem encouraged aboard this ship!

Wanna set sail on the Love Boat? See the captain :) 4311

ADVENTUROUS, OPTIM ISTIC, EXTROVERTED

f i i j S J jjL 'J M i

BPM ISO TA LL ATTRACTIVE F FOR A LTR, possibly leading to... you fill in the blank!

Let’s have coffee, let’s exchange phone numbers. Are you ready? 4392_______________

TAURUS M READY TO BREAK LOOSE FROM his pen & charge into a loving, nurturing, honest relationship w/ open F, who’s active & nature-loving. Don’t be fooled by other bull. 4391___________________________

HAVE BUS TO TRAVEL ISO BOLD, ADVENTurous, open-minded F companion to live, work, play throughout USA. Age unimpor­ tant. Leaving by Oct. from Burlington. Call for more info. 4389___________________

WIDOWER. GOOD-LOOKING, PHYSICALLY

& the outdoors. ISO same for friendship, maybe more. 4398 _________________

GWF LOOKING FOR HONEST, KIND, STRONG woman. Does # 3306 qualify? Been looking for you. 4367________________________

L PROFESSOR. MID 40S, UKES HIKING w/

DAMSEL IN DISTRESS? NEED TO BE SAVED from the buzz saw of loneliness? SWM, 44, may be just the underdog hero needed to save you from oncoming peril. 4387______

ONE MORE TIM E... JUST OVER 60, IN AGE & height, NS. Active, educated, downhill skier, tennis, sailing w/all body parts. Candid, placid, caring, sense of humor ISO LTR — how’s the timing? 4383

M ASC M, 5’8", 16 5 LBS., UNCUT, 40’S, brown hair, trimmed beard, hairy chest, wants guys for country rides, a few beers, woods, phone fun, watching x-videos together. Call me. 4546___________________ ■

WIDOWER. GOOD-LOOKING, PHYSICALLY active, late 50s, gentleman. Great career, very solvent. ISO intelligent F who appreci­ ates respect, attention, thoughtfulness, inter­ esting lifestyle. Please write. I’ll answer alt responses. 4457

388-7651

Dog Team Rd., Mlddlebury

ISO F, 20-40, for no strings attached, erotic fun. Discretion assured! If you’ve got what it takes, contact us! 4458_________________

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! HANDSOME, fit, DWM, 36, ISO attractive, DWF, 35-45, for an occasional intimate encounter. 4451

8/12 A M . CHURCH ST., BY THE WOODEN Indian. You— blond, nose ring, walked your dog (with Mom?); I, tall brunette, pho­ tographed my nieces. We smiled, & again as you left. Meet? 4444________________

HI, I AM A M WHO ENJOYS CROSS DRESSING ISO understanding F interested in day trips, shopping 81 gambling. Not interested in sex.

SS AT SWEETWATERS. I LOVE Y O U IJA

talents. Need a fantasy fulfilled? You name it, I bet I can make it happen! Clean Couples, Males, Females... I can make your dreams reality! 4437___________________

25 YO M, NEWLY AWAKENED TO THE PLEAsures of fantasizing in public; genitally excit­ ed by the slightest movement or sound around him. Searching for a F who wants to share adventurous sexual liaison. Montpelier area. 4390___________________________ erotic & adventurous times with. I am bicurious, well-built & safe, must be discreet.

4 3 8 6 _________________ horny “tight little butt,” ISO the same in a TS, H or kinky F’s who like to strap-on, for naked Twister sessions. 4385____________

ADVENTUROUS MIXED CU LOOKING FOR A Bi/Bicurious M or BiMCu for reciprocity in sex... wit and intellect a must, we want to be pleased as much as we want to please you! 4 3 7 8

{jhiswd& M, 30’S, ISO F COMPANION. A COLLEGE grad. I am creative, disabled, erudite, alter­ native, urban, irreverent, risque, gentle, humorous, Baudelaire, Cattullus, Frazetta, the Far Side, Charles Addams, Bauhaus. Call me- 4 4 5 9 ____________________________

STRINGS ATTACHED. INTERMEDIATE CELLIST, SWF, 37, seeks, strings, pianist, for making beautiful(?) music. Interested in standard chamber repertoire, willing to explore as skills progress. Bow in your closet? Call me.

4373

YOI I SPIED 3 SVEEDISH BLONDES MOVIN’ it in a purple car, downtown. I also enjoy movin’ it, occasionally. Shake that body for me, baby! 4477______________________

YOU: SM ALL BROWN, PRETTY GREEN EYES & cute. You bit more than my finger on 8/1 in a tent. You are one hot dog. 4476 1

MOON -

WE’VE SHARED A YEAR OF SIM -

plistic happiness & revolutionary intimacy!

Happy Anniversary! Missing & loving you & the critters from the land where the buffalo roam. Sun. 4475______________________

SUNDAY EVE., 8/ 20 , LEDDY BEACH. ME:

S miths *

SEVEN DAYS

four guys in a white Subaru their bag of party mix while driving south on 89 on Sunday. Give a call. 4441________________

8 /16 , YOU: BLACK T-SHIRT & JEANS, WALKED out to the rocks at Oakledge. Very windy; we were virtually all alone & I missed my chance. Give me another. 4438___________

RASPUTIN’S - YOU: GORGEOUS BLONDE WHO likes to dance. Me: Maroon hat backwards, shorts. I had fun. Want to party again? 4435

DEAR BOX 4 170 , HOW DO I KNOW I’M THE right Laurie? Please leave me clues or hints, I’ll be looking! 4388____________________

RED PICK-UP TRUCK IN MONTPELIER. I’M outraged & I am paying attention— to you!

Me: SGF. You? Wanna meet? 4380________

JES. WHERE ARE YOU? I LOST YOUR NUMBER

AT THE M ECH A N ICS- THE WORDS I’D really

but was still hoping to see you & sit in the park like we said. I am back from CA & want to find you. S. 4471_______________

THURSDAY, 8/24, 6 AM, STOWE VILLAGE. You: M, standing on the sidewalk, long brown hair wearing a white hard hat. Your smile was fabulous - I melted - care to meet? 4467 ___________________

THURS. EVE., 8 /10 . TOASTMASTERS. Mustachioed visitor impressed by tall, blonde “Jane’s” speaking ability. Wanted to approach but tongue was tied. Avail, to help loosen the knot? 4455 ________ _

BEAUTIFUL BETTER BAGEL BLONDE. YOU: Blonde with great smile always first to say hi. Me: Ben & Jerry’s hat, brown hair, large smile, French Roast, black. Dinner sometime?

Call me. 4560_______________

YOU: WEARING BLACK AND WHITE STYLISH ensemble. Me: running away from you on Mansfield Ave., 8/6. Care to join me for a hot dog? I need some “guidance.” 4445

like to hear are “Call me some time.” 4372

ELEGY 1 8 - WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT y’all? Bazooka, Creme, Weeone, Ladiesman, Spiff, Inacar, Curious George, Pepe, Kat, XualGood luck on your next mission. James Bond will return. 4366______________________

8 /10 BOURBON ST. YOU: BEHIND THE BAR, those mesmerizing eyes! Was it me or did we exchange a few enchanting glances? Me: in back section, table for 2, red hair, green shirt. I’d rather sit at the bar & talk w/ you next time. Interested?? 4330_____________

GINGER, YOU RESPONDED TO BOX 3965 BUT your phone # was cut off. Please call again.

4 3 2 8 ___________________

YOU: CURLY REDDISH HAIR, BEAUTIFUL IN A short green dress. Me: Shaved head, gray whiskers. Saw you bend over in your St. Albans garden. Liked what I saw. Cal! me.

4 3 2 7 ________ __________________

WEST BOLTON GOLFER, 7/28 . YOU: RED shirt, khaki shorts, green car. Me: Yellow hat, khaki skirt, practicing on the putting green as you left with your two buddies. Tee time?

4323

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Girlfriends in an “ e ” com a:

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THREE GIRLS IN A BLACK JETTA SHOWED

Teaching my nephew how to snorkel. You: asked how deep the water was. You took off before I could ask you if you snorkel. 4474

Girlfriends in a Tanqueray & Tonic com a:

Apot.o6ics

and a $ 2 5 gift certificate to TH E DOG TEAM TAVERN

The M ostly UnfaJmlons Social Life of Ethan Green...

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used • doseout • new 19 1 Bank S t , Burlington 860-0190

YOU DON’T DARE! MR. EBONY & MR. IVORY.

bum knee, birding w. glasses, kayaking, snowshoeing, etc. Seeks L company for out­ door adventures. Let’s rent kayaks and look for Champy! 4280

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•Tne Outdoor Qcar Excnang: •

stimulating conversations, extensive relaxing back massages, caring & sensitive, discretion a must. 4472_____________________

CURIOUS SWM, 22 , ATTRACTIVE, SUM , CUTE, GWF, 40, SMOKER, INTO HONESTY, ANIMALS

L^sr^^ K ,

4539

MAWPM, LATE 30’S , ISO MAWPF/SWPF FOR

DWPM ISO CU, OVER 35 YO, TO HAVE

Aeokinq women

WHO IS NOT AFRAID TO MAKE AN ASS OUT OF HIMSELF ISO FEMALE BULLSHIT DETECTOR TO HELP WITH TRANSCENDENCE.

SWF, ATTRACTIVE, PLAYFUL SEXY W/MANY

est, loyal, passionate, mid 2o’s-3o’s. FYI 2U: antiques, autumn, bagels, bookstores, bossa nfiva, chocolate, empty beaches, European travel, Halloween, Jazz, modernized Victorians, Montreal, movies, museums, rainy Sundays. 4397________________________

DWPM , 44, 6’, 175 lbs. ISO attractive, assertive, honest, energetic SWF, 30-44, for friendship, fun & possible LTR. Don’t procrastinate. Just do it. 4395______________

W iW M, 56 , JERK

pled Chubby GPM 40 ISO Chaser. Experience in the mental health field a must - sense of humor a plus. Here’s your chance to be the “sane” one. 4313

vest fantasies. Artistic, imaginative, affection­ ate PM, 33, ISO poetic soul, lover of laugh­ ter, spiritual adventuress for dinners, walks, conversation, mutual inspiration & companionship. Possible LTR. 4446______________

Personal of the Week receives a gift certificate for a FREE Day Hiker’s Guide to VT from

august 30, 2000

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LIKE TO SKI? I’M 5 1 , BUT YOUNG AT HEART,

bartend nights, Scorpio, like to travel, be wined & dined, dance. Are you athletic, adventurous, ISO a soul mate? LTR. Box 772 DWF, 5 3 , ISO HONEST GENTLEMAN WHO

BUELLER? BUELLER?... WHEN’S THE LAST

enjoys candle light dinners, good wine and conversation. Long walks w/ a down-to-earth woman. Box 755__________________________

time you didn’t know what the day held? F, 31, looking for someone to dig toes in dirt with. Hey sun-lover, let’s enjoy it! Box 790

DWF, 4 3 , SMALL, FEMININE, LONG AUBURN hair, hazel eyes. Are you looking for me?

You’ll find me...exploring the NE Kingdom, dancing barefoot at the barbeque, laughing w/friends and family, hiking, camping, read­ ing, listening... looking for you. Box 754

WiWF, LATE 50 S, 5 ’ 2 ”, ATTRACTIVE, ISO

pleasant WM, 58-65 for possible LTR. Country/Weslern.-njusic, good, dancer, long walks, movies, romantic. Please respond.

Very lonely. We can get together over coffee.

Box 781__________________________________ WOODSMOKE, BACKROADS, SIMPLICITY, sim

m m MSikinq woman

P'^ity. Autochthonic, enthusiastic SF, 50+, employer), enjoys gardening, music, puns, peaceful times. ISO like-minded M, central VT area. Humor essential. Friendship 1st.

Box 7 8 4 ____________________

LETS BEGIN WITH THE SENSUAL & EXPLORE

together. MaWM, MID-40S, seeks MaF, 35-50 for daytime pleasures. Honesty, trust & true friendship offered & expected. Central & NE VT, Box 803_______________________________

SWF, 5 ’u " , 46 , DYNAMIC J, LOVES FASHION

and the finer things. Interested in SWM, 3555, for companionship & possibly more.

Box 785___________________________g,______

VERY YOUNG 50 ’S , ATHLETIC, 5 To" TALL,

well-educated, healthy & STD free, sensitive, romantic, sensuous, financially secure, child­ less, jack-of-all-trades fella seeks slim, warm, open, liberal, spontaneous, patient, tactile, romantic, sensuous woman who loves the outdoors, boating, & wants to enjoy fine wine & sunset dinners prepared by me on the deck of my lakefront home. A long letter will get you the same. Box 800

ATTN: MENSCHES & GENTLEMEN! SWF, 3 7 , auburn/blue, nice build, good looks. Smart, funny, playful, loves animals, music, out­ doors. ISO same in clean-cut SWPM, 30-42 for LTR. Box 786______________________ PF. FREE SPIRIT. ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT,

intellectually engaging ISO active M in his 60s w/affinity for outdoors, books, perform­ ing arts, progressive politics, good conversa­ tion, laughter. Come as you are. Box 780

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BLONDE, SWDF, FULL-FIGURE, 40S, GREAT sense of humor, loves camping, nature, ani­ mals, art & walks on the beach. ISO M, 40s, who likes to have a good time. Box 778

To respond to Letters Only ads: Seal your response in an envelope, write 3ox # on the outside and place in another envelope with $5 for each response. Address to: PERSON TO PERSON c/o SEVEN DAYS, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402

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ON THE 7 TH DAY, MY EYES WERE ALL A glaze. I’ve been 10 thousand miles, in 15 states. Steven still ISO girl, 40-48, no hair below the belly please. Box 782____________

SKINNY, SKINNY-DIPPER WANTED. FREE TO

travel ISO warm waters, the world around & within. Must be vegetarian, environmentalist, gardening, homesteading, LTR. Egalitarian, Emersonian, SWM, 6 T”, 175 lbs., 55, ND, NS, NA, no kids, never married & FS. Box 757 __________________________________

TAKE MY HEART. DWM, 38 , DECENT LOOKS,

good build ISO petite F, 28-42, who is out­ going, fun to be with. Are you looking for friendship, trust, love, passion & maybe LTR? Write. Box 777

WHERE TO FIND “MR. ALMOST RIGHT?"

Most days, decent guy, looking, riding his bicycle in Crown Point. Write to me. Let’s ride together. I’m 37 now, NA, NS, ND. Box 805__________________________ __ SWM, 57 , 5 T 1 ", 190 LBS., GOOD-LOOKING,

likes music, walks, talks & more. ISO attrac­ tive, SWF, 45-55, for friendship, LTR possible. Plattsburgh area. Box 802._____________ VERY GENTLE M, PLATTSBURGH AREA, ISO A

sincere & honest F, 40- early 50s, for poss.

LTR. Enjoy the outdoors, gardening, flowers, dancing. Have much to share. P, NS, ND. Box 801.__________________________________

FUN, FUN, FUN1! DWM, LATE 40S,

Blue/Blonde, handsome, health-conscious.

ISO fairly attractive F for periodic, therapeu­ tic sessions of exchanging conversation.

Positive attention, touch & safe sex.

Box 790____________________________

wjomsm A sskinq womsm HELLO! LOVELY LADIES OUT THEREI LOVE TO

ODE TO S A L - SOMEDAY, MY PRINCE WILL

hear from you all! I’m a Virgo, easygoing, loving, warm, kind, loyal & lots, lots more of me as a perso. Please write me, please. God Bless. Box 804____________________________

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