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MOLVI AND FUN
Written by : ALI Molvi ki funny Speech
Topic: New Generation aur Showbiz
aaj mein chand batain movies dramas songs fashion modeling etc. pe karna chahoon ga. ajkal ka nojawan gumrah ho gaya hai jiski waja cinemas main new 3D glasses German technology mut-aaraf karwayee gie hain jiski waja se nojawan mazeed gumrah ho rahay hain. eskay ilawa ab to bohat se logon nay gharon main he cinemas bana leye hain Digital
projectors khareed leye hain jiski waja se deewar pe he 5, 6 feet ka image ban jata hai aur projectors ka size hai hatheli brabar. New Technology hamari nasal barbaad kar rahi hai aur koi jayeza lainay wala he nahi.
Isi tarha Movies nay gumrah karnay main koi kasar nahi chhori. Hollywood ki horror movie SAW 3D main is kadar qatlo ghaarat dekhaya gaya toba toba. Bollywood jo keh gunahon ka adda hai aur gumrah kun movies paish kar raha hai. aik hindi movie thi kya naam tha oska mmmmmm han Hisss yeh movie to English movies ko bhe peechay chhor gie hai. isi tarha ROBOT aur PRINCE hindi movies main nanoTechnology ka zikar kiya gaya hai main bol raha hoon movies dekhni chhour do warna pachtao gay phir na kehna batanay wala koi nahi tha.
Aakhir main aik nazar actors and actresses par. Bollywood ko tou muslims actors chala rahay hain Salman, Shahrukh, Amir, Saif Ali, Imran, Fardeen Khan weghaira warna kisi aur ki tou himmat nahi thi aisa kar paatay. Katrina Kaif ko theek se hindi bhe nahi bol sakti bhala kya zaroorat hai hindi movies bananay ki osay chaheye Lollywood main ajaye koi baat nahi hum bardaasht kar lain gay. Veena Malik aur Meera kay kya zaroorat thi India janay ki hum mar gaye thay kya? Aaj se movies Dramas etc. koi nahi daikhay ga. Mein bhe wada karta hoon ayenda nahi daikhoon ga bus aik last daikh loon Shahrukh Khan ki RA 1 kyon keh woh mera favt. hai agar aap log bhe daikhna chahtay hain to daikh lain magar oskay baad nahi daikhni. ab ijazat chahoon ga Hamara aur hamari awaam ka Khuda he Hafiz.
الئبہ کے چٹکلے اندرونی صفحات پر مالحظہکریں ماسی الئبہکےچٹکلےاور خوابطنزومزاجکا وہیمراثیوںواال انداز 31