GRUNION
ILLUSTRATION BYARIELLE ZEPEDA
BY JUDE DE LUNA
THE MOST EPIC PRANKS TO PLAY THIS APRIL A COMPILATION OF THE GOOFIEST AND SILLIEST IDEAS FOR TINY PRANKS! Participate in class! When your professor asks a question and it’s dead silent amongst you and your classmates, step up to the plate! Even if you get an answer Ask your friends how they’re doing! wrong, who cares? You’ll be memorable as Talk to and visit your parents! Your friends have been looking a little down the class clown. Also, try interacting with your It’s been a while since you’ve talked to your lately. Maybe it’s the school work, their actual classmates! Instead of bolting to the door the parents, right? Wouldn’t it be insane if second it’s time to go, stick around and talk you actually called them back and let about what a hoot the class is. I guarantee “Block everything related to them on them know about how you’re doing? you’ll get them for sure! all platforms, even their mom that You’ll definitely surprise them! Even you promised to play badminton crazier – going back home and giving Put premium gas in your friend’s car! with.” them a hug. Make sure to bring them Gas is so expensive nowadays at almost This month, you might want to pull some totally crazy pranks. You wild animal! Here’s an outrageous list of savage af jokes to play on the people in your life. Get some laughs and have some fun.
laundry that should’ve been done weeks ago? Take care of it all by yourself! I bet your housemates will FLIP.
flowers to really seal the deal. Do all of the chores in your home! You and your housemates have been extremely busy lately, and the toll of an unkempt home is noticeably getting worse on all of you. All of the dust piling up on the furniture, the dishes in the sink, the trash cluttered in the rooms, or the
work, or personal matters. Take the time out of your day to be there for them and listen to their rants. It can help for the better, but that doesn’t matter. Ultimately it’s an intense prank that only you can pull off!
$7 a gallon. Imagine your friend’s surprise when they see a full tank of the most expensive and premium option! Their face will be hilarious. Also, this is a bonus prank on your bank account! The bank will call you about this suspiciously large purchase but you can laugh right in their ear and tell them all about this wacky prank. They’ll definitely laugh right
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