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INFO ABOUT MGZ NUMBER: 03 AUGUST 2017
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BEING SERIOUS
!ZLS DO 3D MODELS We spent the last 10 years producing game contents Low poly models are the core of all modeling works and we are doing it great. Next Gen models and world space normal creation is much easier with the right topology and mature model design. Keeping the requirements in mind from the client and animators, game engine programmers is the key to create great models.
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NO DOUBT YOU CAN GET GIRLS LIKE THIS. (if you have money)
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faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. To avoid as much mistakes as you can you want to use !ZLS services. We even can do handgun and tequila shots.
A MAN AND A WOMAN AFTER A FEW SHOTS...
A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest. “Surely medicine is the oldest profession,” says the doctor. “God took a rib from Adam and created Eve and if this isn’t medicine I’ll be…”
LOW POLY
The civil engineer breaks in: “But before that He created the heavens and the earth from chaos. Now that’s civil engineering to me.” The programmer thinks a bit and then says: “And who do you think created chaos?”
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Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could
HIGH POLY
do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.
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STILL HERE?
THANKS FOR READING IT IS A NICE SURPRISE
THE BIG SURPRISE You are still reading. It’s fascinating. We don’t have much to say, as we are not journalists. Simply watch the renders and skip the texts (or not).
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This is a tank and we put a drawing on the right. No particular reason for that it just looks good (according to the designer).
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Here are two jokes for you as a reward Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It’s a hardware problem. How many artists does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks..
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HOW MANY?
TEXT WRITTEN BY
GABOR KUTYIK
SOME TANKS OBVIOUSLY
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A Russian Tanker and an American Tanker are at the bar when a British Tanker walks in. After some conversation, the American asks if it’s true they never miss tea time. The Brit confirms they have afternoon tea daily. The Russian Tanker says “I knew it, he’s got sugar in his tank”.
We gonna give you a little story about the brass mokey. Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannonballs such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck. >>>
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The solution was to stack them up in a squarebased pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of 30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small brass plate (“brass monkey”) with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn’t rust to the “brass monkey”, but would rust to an iron one. When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, “cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.”
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You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?” Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn’t a spy. >>>
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STRANGER THINGS
They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying “youdid-not-see-a-base” briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison. Told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way. The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP’s surrounded the plane... Only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, “Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!”
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