The mysterious case of the Ashley Building
THE BBC HAS ARRIVED! TWO DAYS LATER…
LECTURERS PARTYING IN THE LIBRARY, THE CLOCK TOWER SHOWING THE TIME IN DIGITAL, QUEUES LONGER THAN IUSTIM BIEBER’S CNMCERTS’…
AMD STUDEMTS ARE A BIT KNST…
EXCUSE ME, WHERE’S THE STRATHCONA BUILDING, PLEASE?
THIS KNNJS KIJE DAVID CALERNM’S DESJ, BUT IT’S BETHAM’S. SIMCE SHE’S MNT BEEN HERE, THE UMIVERSITY’S gone Topsy turvy! TO SORT THIS MESS OUT, THE VICE-CHANCELLOR HIRED THE BBC (NOT THE CHANNEL -STEPHEN FRY WAS BUSY-, BUT THE “BRIGHT & BRIKKIAMT CKUB”).
THIS IS INSPECTOR PEREIRA, WHO USED TO WORK IN A GALICIAN FARM USING HER CELTIC ABILITIES TO TEACH ANIMALS AND PLANTS HOW TO SPEAK. HER Motto is “*TOXO POWER”.
THIS IS GRANNY CONXETA, WHO IS ALWAYS CONCERNED ABOUT HEALTH AND HYGIENE. SHE USED TO WORK IN THE DOPING CONTROL LABORATORY OF BARCELONA FOOTBALL CLUB. IN HER SPARE TIME, SHE LIKES FORCING STUDENTS TO WRAP UP WARM.
AND, FINALLY, CAPTAIN X. IN SOLIDARITY WITH MINORITY LANGUAGES, THIS FORMER SPY -HE WANTED TO BE A LNDEK, BUT…- IS INVISIBLE, EXACTLY AS THEY ARE IN EUROPE. HE HAS JUST BOUGHT A NEW PAIR OF SHOES -ENGLISH, SO VISIBLE.
OH, NO!!!! THIS IS FORTUNE-TELLER FADOTIMA, WHO ENJOYS USING CARDS TO READ THE FUTURE AND DISCOVER MYSTERIES. SHE USED TO TEACH CARTOMANCY IN HOGWARTS UNTIL SHE JOINED THE BBC.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Basque, Catalan, Galician and Portuguese Studies Department of Modern Languages