harmony for sale
by Alex Wiltshire
We’ve got harmony for sale today! Yes folks, you heard me right! I’ll sell you all I have in stock at special discount price! One hit will send you to your knees, you’ll cheer, you’ll sing, you’ll pray! As your resentful tendencies all slowly drift away. No more will homophobia be the cause of futile strife! No more will xenophobic dread seep out as bitter spite! We’ve pills, syringes, tabs and powder, any form you like. With Harmony I’m sure you’ll all be more content with life.
Now folks, a short disclaimer first before you form a line and after that, a formal waiver I must ask you sign. It really won’t take all that long, there’s not a thing you’ll miss. And after all, what’s two short minutes for eternal bliss? Firstly, it’s addictive, the withdrawal’s quite severe. Second, there’s an omnipresent apathy you’ll feel. Third, the government has right to regulate your dose. And fourth, you’ll have undying faith towards the Holyhost. Now folks, I can assure you, the results are tried and true. With Harmony you’ll never question what is asked of you! Your passion will subside and your libido will decrease, then together we can usher in a brand new age of peace.
We’ve got celebrities all round the world endorsing it you’ve seen it on your TV, on your phones and on the streets. One dose will cure you of yourself, and then you’ll fit right in a carefree mind, a vacant stare, a patriotic grin.
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12/02/2017 19:27