October 28, 2010 by Wildwood Magazine

ildwood

M a g a z i n e Published Every Thursday

Volume 1, No 32

twitter.com/wildwoodmag QR Code

www.WildwoodMag.com

facebook.com/wildwoodmag

Scan with smart phone

Thursday, October 28, 2010

WildwoodMag.com

Handling Everything From Beach To Bay

4701 New Jersey Ave Wildwood, NJ 08260 (609) 522-4400 â&#x20AC;˘ (609) 522-9412

COLLEEN WILSON BROKER ASSOCIATE

Cell: (609) 602-2008

WildwoodMag.com

Email: colleen-wilson@comcast.net www.BlueOceanRealty.com www.FromBeachToBay.net

WildwoodMag.com

6 20

Wildwood M a g a z i n e

2010 Thursday, October 28,

Published Every Thursday

Volume 1, No 32

twitter.com/wildwoodmag oodmag

facebook.com/wildw

www.WildwoodMag.com

QR Code

Wildwood Magazine 511 W. Rio Grande Ave. Wildwood, NJ 08260 609-770-2440 Phone 1-877-348-9289 Fax www.WildwoodMag.com

Published every Thursday. All rights reserved. No portion of this publication including copy, artwork, photos and advertisements may be reproduced without permission of the publisher. The publisher will not be responsible for misinformation, typographical errors, etc. which might appear in advertising. We retain the right to refuse any advertising.

36 Weather Forecast 50 Wildwood Sign & Design 45 17 37 52 18 52 13 55 38 18 31 42 32 33 27 39 25 47 24 14 35 6 24 25 18 41 37 14 19 45 39 54 22 11 45

Scan with smart phone

51 53 30 54 29 7 32 40 21 34 12 27 48 11 25 5 49 46 26 52 24 32 2 43 28 15 14 11 7 8 56 47 9 8 25 43

Elite Public Adjusters Find’s Furniture Firehouse Tavern Fishing Report Flip Flopz Beach Bar & Grill Gary’s Boards Gia Girl Around Town Goodﬁsh Grill Goodnight Irene’s Brew Pub Hall’s Carpet Care Jersey PC Juan Pablo’s Lighting R Us Lobster House Restaurant Lucky Bones Marie’s Flower Shoppe McShaﬀry Masonry & Concrete My Tree Guy O’Boyle’s Irish Pub Patti’s Party World Photo Retouching Pier 47 Marina Rep’s Heating & Cooling RFC Construction Rich & Linda’s Hairshop Ricks Seafood Rio Grande Mattress Outlet Scrappy Pappy Shamrock Cafe Star Diner The Gym at 10th Street The Hardware Store The Shampoo Bar Things that defy explanation Total Image Salon Warehouse Wicker

Photo: Bob Toenniges •

Contents 3J’s Wildwood Bowl 4 Seasons Property Management 24th Street Market Aleathea’s Restaurant Atilis Gym Back to Roots Landscaping Bath Time Bill’s Corner Deli Blue Water Grille Bluewater Welding & Fabrication Bolero Fitness Bollero Resort Cabrera Realty Cape Islands Carpet Care Carini’s Casey’s on Third Cat House Sound Center City Video Charles Harvey Furnishings Cheap Charlies Coastline Realty Coastline Realty Colleen Wilson. Blue Ocean Realty Complaint Corner Coupon Pages Crest Tavern Cricket Wireless Dave’s Appliance & TV Dave’s Escort Service Discount Uniform Dog Tooth Bar & Gril Dogtooth Bar & Grille Dolce Italia Drake Pest Management Dr. Poop Away East Lynne Theater Company

• 3rd & NY Aves., North Wildwood • 609-522-7759 • • Open 11 am - 3 am • Year Round • EVERY DAY LUNCH & DINNER SPECIALS

SAT., OCT. 30TH Monday

Bud & Bud Light Drafts $1.50

Tuesday & Sunday

All-U-Can Eat Dungeness Crabs All Day - All Night

Wednesday

• All-U-Can Eat U Peel Shrimp • $3 Import Bottles

Millie

Thursday 2 for $22

1 Appetizer, 2 Entrees, 2 Drinks MON. - WED. $9.99 Early Bird Specials 4 to 6

I wonder where the beer concession is?

Live Entertainment EVERY FRIDAY

GARY & THE KID NOVEMBER 13 & 18TH

MR. MOOSE NOV. 20 & DEC. 4

LOVE AFFAIR NOV. 27 “LOVE JUNK”

Neglected child Wish this guy would shut up and watch the game!

Michelle talking to Michelle @ U13 soccer championship

HALLOWEEN PARTY Dead Legends of Hollywood Theme

Sindi Raymond 8 pm

• Costume Contest • Prizes • & Giveaways

New Year’s Party WITH THE BEST OF SINDI RAYMOND Classic and Modern Rock • Tickets on Sale 12/3

ATTENTION NOSY PEOPLE

Now You Can Listen Live to the Police, Fire & Rescue Scanner @ WildwoodMag.com WildwoodMag.com

Wildwood weather forecast according to weather.com So... if it’s wrong, don’t blame us.

Friday

Thursday

Saturday

Sunday

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

High 67° High 57° High 57° High 60° High 61° High 61° High 58° Low 48° Low 44° Low 48° Low 48° Low 49° Low 51° Low 50° Few showers. Highs in the upper 60s and lows in the upper 40s.

Sunny. Highs in the upper 50s and lows in the mid 40s.

More sun than clouds. Highs in the upper 50s and lows in the upper 40s.

Partly cloudy. Highs in the low 60s and lows in the upper 40s.

Service Contracts Available

Sunshine. Highs in the low 60s and lows in the upper 40s.

Showers. Highs in the low 60s and lows in the low 50s.

Showers. Highs in the upper 50s and lows in the low 50s.

REP’S Heating • Cooling • Refrigeration

609.231.8059 WITH A REP YOU CAN TRUST

Save energy & money by maintaining peak heating performance!

Complete Repair Coverage Heating & Cooling 24 Hour Service 7 Days a Week No Overtime Charges

• • • •

$25 OFF ANY REPAIR Not valid with any other offer. Expires 10/31/10.

WildwoodMag.com

We’ll Keep An Eye On Your House While Your Away For A Small Charge.

Service on your heating and cooling systems available 24 hours a day. Repairs or replacements on all makes and models Free replacement equipement estimates Money saving hybrid heating and cooling systems.

Daveâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mask Rental I will assist you in masking your face with our horrifying masks!

Call 609-849-8811

Holly & Rachael

TRIVIAL There are more TV sets in the US than there are people in the UK.

TRIVIA

www.NormalDave.com WildwoodMag.com

“Discount” Uniform Center Specializing in Uniforms for All Professions

10% oﬀ all scrubs with coupon

• MEDICAL • RESTAURANT • CHEF WEAR • MOTEL • SECURITY • EXECUTIVE

Embroidery & Screen Printing Services Available

Tuxedo Rentals Wedding Specialist Joyce & George Ziegler (609) 522-0024

Residential & Commercial Here are just a few of the services we offer: Bed Bugs • Ants • Roaches • Termites Rodents • Bats • Bees • Wasps Snakes • Nuisance Wildlife

3002 PACIFIC AVENUE • WILDWOOD, NJ 08260

Free Estimates & Inspections Licensed & Insured Warranty With Services

Wildwood (609) 846-3181 609-861-9200 Hmmmm

John @U13 Soccer Championship 8

WildwoodMag.com

Maddie & Collette

Dolce Italia

Pizzeria & Restaurant Eat-In • Take-Out • Free Delivery Dolce Italia

Dolce Italia

Take-Out or Delivery

Off

Sicilian Pizza WITH THIS COUPON (Not valid with any other specials or discounts.) Expires 11/30/10

WITH THIS COUPON (Not valid with any other specials or discounts.) Expires 11/30/10

Dolce Italia

Take-Out or Delivery

Dolce Italia

300 OFF

2 Large Pizzas or 2 Medium Pizzas WITH THIS COUPON (Not valid with any other specials or discounts.) Expires 11/30/10

Buy 1 Dinner Get a 2nd Dinner at ½ Price

Take-Out or Delivery

1899

3 Plain Cheese Steaks or Hoagies & 2 litre Soda WITH THIS COUPON (Not valid with any other specials or discounts.) Expires 11/30/10

• 4 CHEESE STEAKS • LARGE FRIES • 2 LITER SODA

LUNCH SPECIALS HOT PORK & HOT ROAST BEEF SANDWICH Eat-In and Take-out Only

Early Bird Dinner Specials 3 - 5 pm Includes Soup or Salad Free Dessert

WITH THIS COUPON (Not valid with any other specials or discounts.) Expires 11/30/10 Takeout and Delivery Only

(609) 522-6228

210 New Jersey Avenue • North Wildwood WildwoodMag.com

McDonald’s Happy Meal shows no sign of decomposing after SIX MONTHS. Looking almost as fresh as the day it was bought, this McDonald’s Happy Meal is in fact a staggering six months old. Photographed every day for the past half a year by Manhattan artist Sally Davies the kids meal of fries and burger is without a hint of mold or decay.

Sal, Jackson & Jared @ U13 soccer championship

In a work entitled The Happy Meal Project, Mrs Davies, 54, has charted the seemingly indestructible fast food meals progress as it refuses to yield to the forces of nature.

y r g n u h m ’ I w No s ’ d l a n o D c M r fo

Sitting on a shelf in her apartment, Sally has watched the Happy Meal with increasing shock and even her dogs have resisted the urge to try and steal a free tasty snack. ‘I bought the meal on April 10 of this year and brought it home with the express intention of leaving it out to see how it fared,’ she said. ‘I chose McDonald’s because it was nearest to my house, but the project could have been about any other of the myriad of fast food joints in New York. The first thing that struck me on day two of the experiment was that it no longer emitted any smell. And then the second point of note was that on the second day, my dogs stopped circling the shelf it was sitting on trying to see what was up there.’ **Story reprinted from dailymail.co.uk**

WildwoodMag.com

Soccer Champs Mariner’s Arcade Celebrating on the Fire Truck

Total Image Salon Specializing in Professional Hair Services

3.5%

Sales Tax

We Have to Make Room for New Inventory

Terrific Sale Prices

• WASHERS • DRYERS • REFRIGERATORS • STOVES • MICROWAVES • WEBER GRILLS • FREEZERS • TV’S

Dave’s Appliance & TV’s Family Owned & Operated

4901 Paciﬁc Ave. Wildwood

3600 PARK BLVD. • WILDWOOD, NJ 08260

609-523-8700

(Corner of Lincoln and Park Blvd.) Wholesale Pricing Package Deals Available

(609) 522-3275

Manufacture Rebates Fast Delivery & Removal

OPEN MONDAY - FRIDAY 9 TO 5 • SATURDAY 9 TO 1

(609) 522-5500 (609) 398-7500 24 Hour Emergency Service RESIDENTIAL & COMMERCIAL

“LIVE CLEAN”

FREE ESTIMATES! CARPET CLEANING UPHOLSTERY CLEANING TILE AND GROUT CLEANING

FIRE • FLOOD • MOLD

25.00 OFF Any Service

Valid through November 18, 2010, with this coupon. WildwoodMag.com | 11

Bolero Fitness Open Year Round 10,000 Square Foot Facility Located on the 7th Floor

Featuring: Over 11,000 Lbs. Of Weights Free Weights & Machines Indoor Rooftop Pool - Hot Tubs Stand-Up Tanning Bed - Steam Room

Cardio Room

Treadmills -Elliptical Stationary Bikes - Stepper Rowing Machine

No Long Term Contracts

Certified Massage Therapists

Open 9am to 10pm Daily 3320 Atlantic Avenue Wildwood, NJ 08260 (609) 522-9220

No Sign Up Fees

Cool new museum

British sculptor Jason de Caires Taylor is about to give the curious traveler a unique reason to visit Mexico. He’s created 400 cement sculptures for a new underwater museum in the National Marine Park of Cancun. In November, the installation, called The Silent Evolution, will open to the public and will be the world’s largest museum of its kind. 12

WildwoodMag.com

Open Daily at Noon

RAW BAR Crab Cocktail ............ 12 Crab Fingers ............. 10 Shrimp Cocktail ....... 11 Stone Crab Claws............................................. M/p Clams On The Half Shell ....................................... 6 Spiced Hot Shrimp .............................................14 “You Peel Them” Shrimp ....................................14 Clams Casino ........................................................ 6 Bbq Clams ............................................................. 9 Raw Oysters ........................................................11 Bacon Wrapped Scallops ...................................11 Chilled Stuffed Lobster ......................................17

SALADS Caesar Salad .................... 8 Wedge Salad ................... 8 Chop Salad.....................11 Avocado Salad ....................................................10 Lobster Salad Or Shrimp Salad..........................14 Crab & Avocado Salad ........................................15

SANDWICHES Fish & Chip Wrap .........9 Land & Sea Burger ....12 Hamburger ..................8 Pulled Pork Wrap .........8 Po Boy ........................10 Blackened Mahi Mahi .9 APPETIZERS Lobster Popcorn .................................................13 Grilled Veggie Panini...8 Salt & Pepper Calamari ........................................ 9 Jerk Chicken Sandwich ......................................10 Skewers (3) Skirt Or Jerk Chicken Crab Cake Sliders Steamed Clams Or Mussels ...............................12 Skewers (3)skirt Or Jerk Chicken ENTREES Crab Dip ....................... 10 Fish & Chips ........................................................14 Shrimp Corn Dogs ....... 11 Pan Roasted Alaskan Halibut ............................28 Coconut Shrimp........... 10 Prosciutto Wrapped Cod Loin ............................27 Oysters Rockefeller...... 12 Jerk Marinated Chicken Breast ..........................23 Fried Oysters ................ 11 Olive Oil Marinated Pork Chops ........................25 Seafood Flatbread ......... 9 Surf & Turf...........................39 Wings ........................... 11 Seared Diver Scallops ......27 Lobster Ravioli ....................28 Seafood Stir-fry ..................25 Seafood Scampi..................25

MONDAY

Fish & Chips 19

FRESH CAUGHT FISH

BROILED, FRIED OR BLACKENED: Tuna ................................ 27 Red Snapper ................... 27 Flounder.......................... 22 Salmon ............................ 24 Mahi Mahi....................... 22

CRISPY PANKO BREADED OR BROILED WITH LEMON BUTTER

Shrimp ................................................................20 Scallops ...............................................................20 Seafood Combo (Crab Cake, Flounder, Shrimp, Scallops) ..........25 Spaghetti & Crabmeat Marinara .......................17 Shrimp W/ Crab Meat Stufﬁng..........................22 CHAR GRILLED STEAKS 6 Oz. Filet Mignon .............29 10 Oz. New York Strip .............23 16 Oz. Bone-in Ribeye............28 Skirt Steak...............................20 CRABS • CRABS • CRABS King Crab Legs • Blue Claw Crabs Snow Crab Legs. CHOICE OF SAUCE: Chimichurri, Au Poivre, Sangria Butter Or Asian Bbq Glaze, Citrus Butter, Stone Fruit Relish Or Tomato Provencale

ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT TUESDAY

Crabs Blue Claw 27

WEDNESDAY

Wings 50¢ each

THURSDAY

Clam & Mussels 18

3805 Pacific Avenue • Wildwood NJ 08260 WildwoodMag.com

Professional Photo Retouching by Wildwood Magazine

Mary, Linda & Donna (Before)

Mary, Linda & Donna (After)

In an effort to raise money, Wildwood Magazine is offering professional photo retouching by our professional graphic artists. With this service you can cover flaws and imperfections in otherwise good photos. We haven’t set prices yet, but we are very negotiable if you can pay cash in advance. Call us today 609-522-6222 to arrange a consultation.

Shamrock Cafe Pacific & Lincoln Aves 522-7552

CENTER CITY VIDEO OUTLET

FRIDAY HAPPY EAGLES •&609-522-2253 FLYERS 31154Pacific Ave., Wildwood HOUR TO 9 PM 2.50 Domestic Bottles • 2.50 mixeD Drinks NO • $1.50 Pints • ½ PriceLATE APPetizers FEES • live music •$

Watch ALL the games on our HDTV’s

NOAll Day! Every Day 1.50 Rolling Rocks MEMBERSHIP $2 Pitchers Thursday with DJ Robbie FEES

Saturday, October 30th

Halloween Largest Video Store on the Island Party REGULARLive DVD Music SPECIALS with

1 FOR $5 FOR • 3 FOR Big• 32and the$8 Pushdown Party$9.99 WITH COUPON ON SELECT TITLES

Prizes for Best Costume • Vampire Kisses |

OPENEVERY ALL YEARDAY • OPENAT DAILY4 FROM OPEN PM 10AM

WildwoodMag.com

$30

$1 DOGS • $1.50 AdultROCKS Movie Section ROLLING

Unlimited Talk & Text

Largest Selection of Adult NoveltiesROCK in Cape May County

month

Free Phone

after rebate

Unlimited International Calling $10 month

no signed contracts. no overages americas most affordable 3G network.

Center City Video Outlet

3115 Pacific Avenue • Wildwood • (609) 522-2253 (corner of pine & pacific) OPEN DAILY FROM 10AM Features will vary by phone and rate plan. Terms, conditions & other restrictions apply. See store for details. Service: Requires $15 activation fee. Rates exclude taxes & fees (including a regulatory recovery fee of up to $1.40). The regulatory recovery fee is not a tax or government-required charge. 3G & unlimited coverage not available everywhere; coverage maps at mycricket. com.

U13 Soccer Champs Mariners Arcade

9400 Pacific Avenue • Wildwood Crest (609) 522-1200 • www.cresttavern.com

U13 Soccer Champs Mariners Arcade Yeah, we’re bad. Wanna make something of it?

Trying to look good

9400 Pacific Avenue • Wildwood Crest (609) 522-1200 • www.cresttavern.com WildwoodMag.com

Ten year old Frankie Mascherino, of West Chester, PA weighed in a 23 pound Striped Bass measuring 41 inches. Frankie caught the fish on a live spot while fishing near Cold Spring Inlet on Uncle Frank’s “Avalanche” out of Wildwood, NJ.

Joe Bertolini of Albrightsville, PA weighed in a 30 pound Striped Bass caught in the Delaware Bay while chunking bunker on Joe Markowski’s “Miss Renzi”.

Joe Markowski of King of Prussia, PA weighed in his first Striped of the fall season which tipped the scales at 44 pounds. The fish measured 48 inches. Joe caught the fish while chunking bunker in the Delaware Bay on his boat “Miss Renzi”. 16

WildwoodMag.com

544am

4.3

557pm

4.5

1151am

0.7

712am

613pm

421pm

356am

622am

4.6

636pm

4.5

1206am

0.5

1234pm

0.6

713am

612pm

445pm

453am

658am

4.8

714pm

4.5

1240am

0.4

114pm

0.4

714am

610pm

510pm

552am

733am

5.0

751pm

4.4

113am

0.3

153pm

0.4

715am

609pm

538pm

652am

807am

5.1

827pm

4.3

146am

0.3

231pm

0.3

716am

608pm

610pm

753am

842am

5.2

904pm

4.2

219am

0.3

310pm

0.3

717am

606pm

648pm

855am

Wildwood 25 MoCrest, Ocean 917am Pier 5.2Tide Table 942pm

4.0

254am

0.3

350pm

0.4

718am

605pm

733pm

957am

3.9

332am

0.5

719am

604pm

825pm

1056am

N 38° / W 74° 49.4' 26 58.5' Tu 956am Date 27

Day We

1 28

Sa Th

5.2

1023pm

October 2010 0.4 434pm

Full

High Tide5.1 1039am

High Tide 1111pm 3.8

Low Tide0.5 415am

Low Tide0.5 523pm

Sunrise 720am

Sunset 602pm

Moonrise 925pm

Moonset 1151am

1019am 1129am

1036pm

422am 505am

-0.2 0.6

417pm 617pm

0.2 0.6

559am 721am

751pm 601pm

1133pm 1030pm

758am 1239pm

2 Jersey, Su 1106am 3.8 1123pm 4.8 510am 29 Fr Atlantic 1209am 1227pm 4.9 New City,3.6 Wildwood Crest, ocean pier604am

0.1 0.7

503pm 717pm

0.5 0.6

558am 722am

752pm 600pm

1139pm

855am 121pm November 2010

600am 0.3Scripts available 552pm 0.7 557am 712am 0.7 819pm 0.5 723am Tide Tables, Charts and at FreeTideTables.com

753pm 559pm

1219am

954am 158pm

3rd

754pm Sunset 558pm

1258am Moonrise 1250am

1055am Moonset 231pm

Phase

N 38° / W 74° 49.4' 3 58.5'Mo 1156am 30 Sa 117am

4.1 5.0

3.5 3.8

133pm

5.1

4.8

4 Date 31

Tu Day Su

5 1

We Mo

105am 335am

4.3

131am 201am

1155am 302pm

6 2

Th Tu

201am 434am

4.1 4.7

248pm 449pm

3.4 4.8

835am 1040am

0.8 0.2

847pm 1107pm

1.2 -0.2

553am 727am

756pm 555pm

159am 313am

1254pm 332pm

7 3

Fr We

258am 529am

4.0 5.2

343pm 546pm

3.6 4.9

925am 1140am

0.8 -0.1

947pm 1157pm

1.1 -0.4

552am 728am

757pm 554pm

224am 425am

153pm 403pm

Sa Th

353am 620am

8 4

1212am 4.5 High Tide 228am 4.0

1251pm 3.4 High Tide 242pm 4.8

651am Low Tide0.6 824am

646pm 1.1 Low Tide0.3 918pm

556am Sunrise 725am

4.0 5.6

432pm 639pm

4.0 4.9

1010am 1236pm

0.7 -0.3

1041pm

0.9

551am 729am

758pm 553pm

248am 539am

251pm 436pm

9 5

Su Fr

444am 709am

4.0 5.9

517pm 729pm

4.2 4.8

1052am 1246am

0.6 -0.5

1131pm 129pm

0.7 -0.5

550am 730am

759pm 552pm

311am 653am

350pm 514pm

10 6

Mo Sa

531am 756am

4.0 6.0

558pm 819pm

4.5 4.7

1132am 133am

0.4 -0.5

220pm

800pm 551pm

335am 806am

451pm 558pm

11 7

Tu Su

616am 743am

4.0 5.9

637pm 807pm

4.8 4.5

1217am 220am

0.5 -0.4

1210pm 210pm

549am -0.5 a frish 731am caught 0.3 548am in 4 years632am -0.4

801pm 450pm

401am 815am

553pm 548pm

4.0 5.8

716pm 856pm

5.1 4.2

101am 207am

0.3 -0.2

1249pm 300pm

0.2 -0.2

547am 633am

802pm 449pm

431am 918am

659pm 645pm

13 9

Th Tu

740am 918am

4.1 5.5

755pm 946pm

5.3 4.0

144am 255am

0.1

129pm 351pm

0.1 0.0

546am 635am

803pm 448pm

506am 1012am

805pm 745pm

14 10

Fr We

822am 1006am

4.1 5.1

836pm 1039pm

5.5 3.8

226am 344am

0.0 0.4

210pm 442pm

0.0 0.3

545am 636am

804pm 447pm

547am 1057am

911pm 847pm

Fishing Report

We 658am Mo Algard 830am By128 Kathy

I haven’t

Phase

3rd

New

Anglers to catch of the first-0.1 15 Sa 905am 4.0 919pm 5.5 310am 254pm 0.0 544am 804pm 638am 1012pm 11 Thbegan 1057am 4.7 some 1136pm 3.5seasons 436am 0.6 536pm 0.5 637am 446pm 1134am 949pm 16 Su 951am 4.0 1004pm 341pm 0.0 543am 805pm 737am 1107pm 12 Fr 4.5 532am 0.9 629pm 0.6 638am 445pm 1206pm 1049pm Striped Bass 1151am in the Delaware Bay 5.5 at places356am like -0.1 60 17 Mo 1041am 1054pm 5.3 445am 432pm 0.1 542am 806pm 844am 1154pm 13 Sa 1236am 3.5 1248pm 4.2 633am -0.1 1.1 722pm 0.7 639am 445pm 1234pm 1148pm 1st foot Slough, 20 foot4.0 Slough and Tussey Slough. 18 Tu 1136am 4.0 1148pm 5.1 537am 0.0 529pm 0.2 542am 807pm 955am 14 Su 135am 3.5 144pm 4.1 735am 1.2 812pm 0.7 640am 444pm 1259pm Joe19 and 4.0 crew chunked fresh bunker on We 1237pm 632am 0.0 632pm 0.3 541am 808pm 1108am 1234am 15 Markowski Mo 230am 3.8 239pm 4.0 834am 1.1 858pm 0.7 641am 443pm 123pm 1246am 20 Th 1248am 4.9 142pm 4.1 729am 0.0 740pm 0.4 540am 809pm 1220pm 108am 1st 16 Tu 320am 4.0 329pm 4.0 929am 0.9 939pm 0.6 642am 442pm 147pm 143am his boat Miss Renzi II and Joe boated a 44 pound 21 Fr 152am 4.7 247pm 4.4 827am 0.0 849pm 539am 810pm 130pm 139am 17 We 404am 4.2 416pm 3.9 1019am 0.7 1018pm 0.4 644am 441pm 211pm 241am Striped Bass measuring 48 inches. Joe Bertolini 22 Sa 258am 4.5 349pm 4.6 924am 0.0 957pm 539am 811pm 240pm 207am 18 Th 445am 500pm 4.0 1104am 0.5 1056pm 0.3 645am 441pm 239pm 340am boated a 30 pound Striped Bass, and member 23 Su 402am 4.4 447pm 4.9 1020am -0.1 1100pm 0.1 538am 812pm 351pm 236am 19 Fr 524am 4.8 542pm 4.0 crew 1147am 0.4 1133pm 0.2 646am 440pm 309pm 441am 24 Mo 503am 4.4 541pm 5.2 1112am -0.1 1159pm 0.0 537am 812pm 501pm 305am 20 Saompson 602amboated 5.0 623pm 4.0 1229pm of 0.2 647am 439pm 346pm 544am Gary Th 3 Skates. No reports 25 Tu 559am 4.3 630pm 5.5 1203pm 537am 813pm 611pm 338am 21 Su 640am 5.1 703pm 3.9 1211am -0.2 0.1 110pm 0.1 648am 439pm 428pm 647am Full Stripers caught in the Rips 718pm yet, probably due to0.0 26 We 652am 4.3 5.6 1252am 1251pm 536am 814pm 719pm 414am 22 Mo 718am 5.2 744pm 3.9 1250am -0.2 151pm -0.2 0.0 649am 438pm 519pm 748am the up water Thursday Friday’s 27 Th 741am 4.2 5.6 -0.2 138pm -0.1 535am 815pm 824pm 457am Full 23 churned Tu 758am 5.3from 803pm 826pm 3.9 and143am 131am 0.0 234pm 0.0 650am 438pm 618pm 845am 28 Fr 828am 5.5 231am -0.2 224pm 535am 816pm 922pm 546am 24 We 840am 5.3 912pm 3.8 215am 0.0 320pm 0.0 651am 437pm 723pm 936am winds. Ten year old 4.1 Frankie846pm Mascherino of West An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one 29 Sa 913am 4.0 929pm 5.3 317am 308pm 0.2 534am 816pm 1012pm 642am 25 Th 926am 5.2 1004pm 3.8 303am -0.1 0.1 408pm 0.0 652am 437pm 831pm 1021am Chester, PA weighed in a 23 pound Striped Bass question final exam after a semester deal30 Su 958am 3.9 1011pm 5.1 402am 0.0 352pm 0.4 534am 817pm 1054pm 741am 26 Fr 1016am 5.0 1101pm 3.8 356am 0.2 500pm 0.0 653am 436pm 941pm 1059am ing with a broad array of topics. The class measuring 411042am inches. caught fish on0.1 31 Mo 3.8 1054pm 4.9 the 446am 436pm 0.6 533am 818pm 1129pm 842am 27 Sa 1112am 4.8Frankie 456am 0.3 555pm 0.0 654am 436pm 1052pm 1133am was already seated and ready to go when the ©2010 FreeTideTables.com - For comparison only652pm - Times are local - Tides in feet from436pm MLLW 28 Su near 1204am 1214pm 4.6 0.4 0.0 655am 1204pm 3rd a live spot Cold3.9Spring Inlet while fi602am shing professor picked up his chair, plopped it on 29 Mo 110am 4.1 119pm 4.4 712am 0.4 750pm -0.1 656am 435pm 1202am 1233pm on30Uncle Frank’s “Avalanche” out of Wildwood, his desk and wrote on the board: “Using evTu 214am 4.4 226pm 4.3 822am 0.3 846pm -0.2 657am 435pm 112am 103pm erything we inhave this semester, prove NJ. Schoolie Stripers are©2010 being caught in -the Back only - Times FreeTideTables.com For comparison are local - Tides feet fromlearned MLLW that this chair does not exist.” Bays on Clam and surface poppers around bridges and sod banks. On the kayak fishing scene, John Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were Baker reported a nice bag of Triggerfish and Tautog filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to near Grassy Sound using Green Crab for bait. refute the existence of the chair. One member Togging remains excellent around the jetty’s and of the class however, was up and finished in inshore wrecks. Joe Gillen and crew of the Y-Knot less than a minute. of Wildwood, NJ ran their last trip offshore and Weeks later when the grades were posted, the angler Lyndsey Riegner of Pottstown, PA boated student who finished in one minute got an A. a 158 pound Mako Shark from near the Cigar. The rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written Crabby Jack gives the crabbing 3 Claws this week, anything at all. and says there are not as many crabs around, but the ones caught are nice size. This is what he wrote: “What chair?” WildwoodMag.com

RICKS

SEAFOOD

CELEBRATING OUR 25th YEAR • OPEN DAILY • 729-9443 • 729-9445

Chef Vince Chiarella - Owner

BEST SEAFOOD TAKE-OUT ON THE ISLAND

OFFERING FRESH & COOKED SEAFOOD TAKE OUT PLATTERS SHRIMP • CLAMS • CRABS SCALLOPS & ALL TYPES OF FRESH FISH

100% Cholesterol Free! • 100% Trans-Fat Free! ASK RICK’S ABOUT CATERING YOUR NEXT EVENT PARTY TRAYS • GIFT CERTIFICATES

435 West Spruce, On the Main Raid into N. Wildwood

The Feeling Is Italy The Taste Is Gia Open 4:30 pm Till ? Closed Tues. and Wed. Available for Catering • Gift Certificates

3001 Pacific Avenue, Wildwood, NJ (609) 729-5959

Computer Repair • FREE NO OBLIGATION DIAGNOSIS • Fixed or free guarantee • Most computers ﬁxed in 1 business day • Virus, spyware and malware removal • Data recovery • Upgrades

When your cousin Lenny is done trying to ﬁx it, bring it to us.

Any computer repair only

$69.00 plus parts if necessary

511 W. Rio Grande Ave, Wildwood 609-522-6222 18

WildwoodMag.com

Open Year Round Serving Breakfast Lunch & Dinner

Boardwalk Ice Cream Shop for Sale Call Joe 732-267-1232

Voted Best of the Shore “Diner” -Philadelphia Magazine 2006 & 2010

Early Bird Specials 3-5:30pm daily

Blackboard and Full Course Dinner Specials

325 West Spruce Avenue • North Wildwood 609-729-4900 Fax 609-729-4050 Major Credit Cards Accepted Take Out Available www.stardinercafe.com

Bob, Barbara, Ted & Melissa

Cape May Elks’ Barbara Mahon presented Jim Kearney and Joe Graham with a special thank you gift WildwoodMag.com

Visit us at our new location 511 W. Rio Grande Ave • Wildwood

Banners • Printed Vinyl • Cut Vinyl • Neon Channel Lettering • Backlit Signs Carved Foam & Wood • Magnetic Signs Business Cards • Brochures • Post Cards Letterhead • Envelopes • Copies 609-523-8550 20

WildwoodMag.com

Nick Lanza one of four scholarship winners from Cape May Elks receives a certificate from Barbara Mahon

Trish, Jennifer Gina and Debbie - Eagles Tailgate

TRUTHS FOR MATURE ADULTS 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

HALLOWEEN BASH

2010

Hi Fidelity Band

Main: (609) 522-6929 3320 Atlantic Avenue Wildwood, NJ 08260

WildwoodMag.com

Things that def

With all the time spent surfing the internet we come across some pretty strange things. What better place to share some of those than here? Our only real criteria for what qualifies for this new section is that when we look at it our primary reaction is “What the #$@%?” So enjoy, and if you you have anything that you think qualifies for this category please send it to us at editor@wildwoodmag.com. 2222 || WildwoodMag.com WildwoodMag.com

fy explanation

...or at least seem really weird.

WildwoodMag.com || 2323 WildwoodMag.com

Patti’s

PARTY W RLD

Best Selection of Halloween Masks

10% off All Halloween Items with this coupon

Shop Locally for the Best in Halloween Items! Support Your Local Businesses Who Support Your Community

Holly Beach Fire Fundraising

Funny Bumper Stickers

1167 Route 9 S. • Cape May Court House, NJ

609-465-6030 1400 Texas Avenue Cape May, NJ Office: (609) 884-5005 Toll Free 800-377-7843 www.coastlinerealty.com

RFC CONSTRUCTION MODULAR HOME SALES

Model Home Now Open! Call For Appointment

1519 Bayshore Rd., Villas, N.J. 08251

609-886-9400 or 609-425-1139

DIAMOND BEACH

AS SHOWN

Set & Delivered On Your Lot $85,900 27’4” x 44’ / 58’ 1394 Sq. Ft. 3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths

Prices starting at $49,990 set on your foundation. 2 bedroom, 1 bath, 900 sq. ft. ranch.

231 DIAMOND SAND DRIVE

3 bedroom, 2.5 bath townhouse with open floor plan, walkin closet, 2 car garage, and cozy deck and front porch for relaxing. Short walk to the beach or lounge at the pool! $463,000 24 | WildwoodMag.com

(Permits not included)

Featuring homes by Integrity Building Systems. Fast - Easy - Affordable & You can do it yourself. Ranch Cape Cod Two Story We design homes to fit any lot size & if needed, we will assist you from start to finish. Demolition - Site Improvements - Foundation Heat & Air Conditioning - Decks - Garages - Any & All Improvements

NJ LIC# 041288 Financing Available Through:

Mortgage

Authentic Italian Cuisine ~ Only the Best Ingredients

3.00 Off

Two Large Pizzas

With This Coupon • Takeout Only • Not Valid with Other Specials or Discounts • Exppires 10/31/2010

Rich and Linda’s Hairshop Family Owned and Operated Since 1966

Senior Men $8.00

Women Discount

Open Mon. - Fri. 9 to 5 • Sat. 9 to 1 • Closed Sun.

117 E. 17th Street North Wildwood, NJ (609) 522-7903

Winter Is Right Around the Corner . . . Remember Last Winter? Fall and Winter Cleanups. Is Your Home Safe . . . Call Today

LOOK

Call About Our Fall and Winter Discounts

www.

.net

is your tree guy! Keeping the Wildwoods safe & beautiful All Year Round

Affordable tree removal and trimming

(888) 902-TREE Affordable, Safe & Fully Insured

“We take the nervous out of tree service” Now Hiring Experienced Tree Work Estimators w/benefits WildwoodMag.com

America’s Best Brands at the Lowest Prices

QUEEN BED - REG. $999 - NOW $749

Lincoln & NJ Avenues in Wildwood Phone: (609) 522-7900 www.CharlesHarveyFurniture.com Open Mon. thru Sat.10 AM - 5 PM Sunday 11 to 4

• Shutters • Shades • Valances • Bedspreads By

Our Wildwood Showroom

3.5% SALES TAX Wildwood Store Only

Great Condo Packages!

VISIT OUR AVALON SHOWROOM IN AVALON, 31ST & DUNE DRIVE • (609) 967-1800 Open Monday thru Saturday 10 am - 5 pm • Sunday 11 to 4

WildwoodMag.com

NEW YEARS 2011 Celebration Package

Tony, get this guy away from me!!

3 Day/ 2 Night Hotel Accommodations (2 Persons) Extra Person - $90

Featuring 2pm check in on Friday Dec. 31st 5pm check out on Sunday Jan. 2nd

Free Gourmet Breakfast Saturday & Sunday mornings

Free Admission

to Both Hi Fidelity Shows

Free Champagne Toast at Midnight NYE 2011

One Hour Open Bar Friday & Saturday Nights

(7pm to 8pm - Top Shelf Liquors)

Tami with The Silver Guy

www.BoleroResort.com

3320 Atlantic avenue Wildwood, NJ 08260 Call 609.522.6929 For Information & Reservations

Serving the Wildwoods, Cape May & Cape May County with Quality and Excellence Since 1973

• BALLOON BOUQUETS • FRUIT & GOURMET GIFT BASKETS

TRIVIAL To most Americans, the orient is China, Japan, Korea and Vietnam; to Europeans it is the area of India and Pakistan.

TRIVIA

Future Fire Fighters

• GIFT ITEMS All Major Credit Cards Accepted

3rd & New Jersey Avenues North Wildwood 729-0199 Worldwide www.mariesflower.com

Joe & TJ

WildwoodMag.com

SAVE MONEY

Wildwood Magazine Coupon

Discount Uniform Center

Wildwood Magazine Coupon

Patti’s Party World

10% oﬀ scrubs

10% off Halloween Items

WITH COUPON • NOT VALID WITH OTHER SPECIALS OR DISCOUNTS • EXP 11/30/10

3002 Paciﬁc Ave • Wildwood • 609-522-0024

1167 Route 9 S. • Cape May Court House • 609-465-6030

Wildwood Magazine Coupon

Cape Island Carpet Care

$25 off any Service

Wildwood Magazine Coupon

Rep’s Heating & Cooling

$25 off any repair

WITH COUPON • NOT VALID WITH OTHER SPECIALS OR DISCOUNTS • EXP 11/30/10

609-522-5500 • 609-395-7500

609-231-8059

Wildwood Magazine Coupon

Dolcé Italia

200 Off

Sicilian Pizza

Buy 1 Dinner $300 OFF Get a 2nd 2 Large Pizzas or Dinner 2 Medium Pizzas at ½ Price

CO $

Wildwood Magazine Coupon

Carini’s

$3.00 off two large pizzas

1899

3 Plain Cheese Steaks or Hoagies & 2 litre Soda

WITH COUPON • TAKE OUT OR DELIVERY • NOT VALID WITH OTHER SPECIALS OR DISCOUNTS • EXP 11/30/10

TAKE-OUT ONLY • WITH COUPON • NOT VALID WITH OTHER SPECIALS OR DISCOUNTS • EXP 11/30/10

210 New Jersey Avenue • North Wildwood • 609-522-6228

9854 Paciﬁc Ave, Wildwood Crest • 609-522-7304

Wildwood Magazine Coupon

Rio Grande Mattress Outlet

Wildwood Magazine Coupon

Jersey PC

10% off

$5.00 oﬀ PC Repair

WITH COUPON • NOT VALID WITH OTHER SPECIALS OR DISCOUNTS • EXP 11/30/10

1304 Route 47 • Rio Grande • 609-889-5100 WildwoodMag.com

511 W Rio Grande Ave • Wildwood, NJ • 609-849-8080

The Pirate @ The Deck

Tami & TJ @ Crest Tavern

Just shut up and buy me a drink

WWC Class of 75 reunion

Totally Remodeled!! All New!!

“Wildwood’s Largest Fitness Center”

Just Added All New Hammer Strength & Life Fitness Equipment. Over 30 Pieces of New Cardio Equipment All New Private Aerobic Studio with25+ Classes a Week. Massage Therapist / Tanning / Supplement / Extended Summer Hours Great Summer Membership, Guaranteed Lowest Prices!!! check us out on facebook...

Atilis Gym

3015 Paciﬁc Ave. Wildwood, NJ 609-729-2050

See if you can ﬁgure out what these words have in common. 1 Banana 2 Dresser 3 Grammar 4 Potato 5 Revive 6 Uneven 7 Assess Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.

Larry & Sandy @ Crest Tavern

WildwoodMag.com

“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my....I could be eating a slow learner.”

Beth, Bill & Betsy @ Crest Tavern

t 4 2

Jimmy, Terry & Lee @ WWC Class of 75 reunion

t e e r t hS

Market

· Ciggies · Newspapers · Milk, Bread & Eggs · Soda · Lunch Meats & Rolls · Coffee

New Jersey State Lottery Agent

Plus ... the Best Hot and Cold Subs on the Island

24th and New Jersey Avenue in North Wildwood • (609) 729-4732 30

WildwoodMag.com

Devon, Denise, Dave & David @ Crest Tavern I swear I didn’t break it.

Blake @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

Who Knew Tequila, Lime And Ice Could Be SOOOOOOO Nice? (Truth Is We Did)

Garfield & Pacific • 3801 Pacific Ave.

WILDWOOD,NJ 609-729-6500 Colleen & Ellaine @GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

www.juanpablosmargaritabar.com

WildwoodMag.com

Debby, George & Sara @GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire QUESTIONS & ANSWERS CONCERNING WOMEN

318 Washington Street Cape May, NJ (609) 884-9234

1400 Texas Avenue Cape May, NJ Office: (609) 884-5005 Toll Free 800-377-7843 www.coastlinerealty.com

WILDWOOD CREST

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

106 W. ROCHESTER AVENUE

3 Bedrooms, 2 Bath townhome with amazing views of the inter-coastal from 3 decks! Recent renovations include: interior painting from top to bottom, new tile flooring in the living room, new front door and brand new carpeting in all bedrooms and stairway. $510,000

WildwoodMag.com

A: When she starts her sentence with “A man once told me...” Q. How do you fix a woman’s watch? A. You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

“I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.” --Lily Tomlin

You’re Reading

ildwood

Funny Bumper Stickers

M a g a z i n e

Want to write it?

We accept humorous short stories, essays, personal experience pieces, opinions, jokes, anything that makes us laugh. So, submit your stuﬀ to: editor@wildwoodmag.com

Debby, George & Sara @GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

I’m just waiting for my Wildwood Mag.

WildwoodMag.com

Reliable Services… Re Hang ~ Take Down Storage ~ Cleaning Repairs ~ Recover

Awnings & Fabric Structures

FULLY WELDED CUSTOM ALUMINUM FRAMES

Commercial & Residential

Powder Coating Available

Custom Products

For Details & Pictures Visit…

www.bluewaterawnings.com 609-465-0680

Free Estimates & CAD Renderings

TRIVIAL TRIVIA

The word malaria comes from the words mal and aria, which means bad air. This derives from the old days when it was thought that all diseases are caused by bad, or dirty air.

Steve, Jackie, Tom & Margie @ WWC Class of 75 reunion 34

WildwoodMag.com

Sophia & Matt @GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

609-729-4774 www.pier47.com Exit 4B GSPKY, 3001 Wildwood Blvd.

Re-Power Specialists

Between Wildwood & Rio Grande on Route 47

In & Out Racks Slips Available

The Smart Alternative... For the Pro or Family Fisherman

A Full Service Marina, Slips • Service • Sales Over 5,000 Sr. Ft. • Fully Stacked Ship Store & Parts Counter

Patrick & Rob @ Crest Tavern

Mike, Chip & Ray @ Crest Tavern Funny Bumper Stickers

WildwoodMag.com

DO YOU HAVE STORM D

No Recovery/No Fee

Let Us Get You The

MAXIMUM SETTLEMENT!!!

BROKEN PIPES•WIND•SMOK

FREE CONSULTATION & I

Elite PUBLIC ADJUSTERS, INC. CAPE MAY COUNTY’S PUBLIC ADJUSTER

Serving Cape May Co. for over 20 years. • Bill O’Connell, President

Maria & Mike @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

Brinlynn & Iryna @ the Italian festival

PerfectlyTimedPhotos.com WildwoodMag.com

6 (6

DAMAGE?

KE•WATER•FIRE

STORM DAMAG E?

INSPECTION!!!

609-522-1954 609) 780-1500

www.ElitePublicAdjusters.com MOMISMS: -BY STEVE POLLARDMy mother taught me religion: “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me logic: “Because I said so, that’s why.” My mother taught me contortionism: “Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!” My mother taught me hypocrisy: “I’ve told you a million times-don’t exaggerate.” My mother taught me stamina: “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is eaten.”

WildwoodMag.com

2700 Bay Drive, Cape May Beach 86 x 100 Lot / 4 Bedrooms, 3.5 Bathrooms Land $248,000 or w/House $679,000

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Snowflakes would be lovely if they werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t so shovely.â&#x20AC;? 10 N. 7th Street, Del Haven 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, Short walk to Beach, 2 Car Garage $299,500

108 S. 8th Street, Del Haven 3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, 150x100 Lot!, Oversize Garage $299,999

504 Millman Blvd, Del Haven 3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, 100x100 Fenced in Lot, Close to Bay! $289,000

STUBBORN STAINS â&#x20AC;˘ PET ODOR AND STAIN REMOVAL SCOTCHGUARD AVAILABLE â&#x20AC;˘ FREE ESTIMATES

$ $

Expires 10/31/10 Exp. 410/09 Expires8/31/08 Â Â?Â

Exp. 4/891/09 Expires 10/31/10 Expires 8/31/08 Â Â?Â

â&#x20AC;˘

Â Â? Â? Â? Â? Â? Â?

139

Exp. 4/31/09 Expires 10/31/10 Expires 8/3`/08 Â Â?Â

$ $

â&#x20AC;˘

Page 34

â&#x20AC;&#x192;â&#x20AC;&#x192;â&#x20AC;&#x192;Check us out â&#x20AC;&#x153;Onlineâ&#x20AC;? . . . www.wildwoodproperties.net â&#x20AC;&#x192;â&#x20AC;&#x192;â&#x20AC;&#x192;â&#x20AC;&#x192;â&#x20AC;&#x192;Juneâ&#x20AC;&#x201A;2009

Hallâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Air Duct & Dryer Vent Cleaning DRYER VENT CLEANING

AIR DUCT CLEANING

Protect your family and home!

Safely remove allergens, pollen, and pet dander from your home.

Clogged dryer exhaust lines are the #1 cause of accidental fires nationwide every year due to lint-filled dryer vents!

â&#x20AC;˘ Reduce drying time â&#x20AC;˘ Save money on utility bills â&#x20AC;˘ Increase life &@ Crest Tavern The the Glenns performance of your dryer

75 OFF

Tom & Jill @

15 VENTS OR LESS. GWJC & Irish(Reg. Soc.$375) Bonfire Only $299 $20 each over 15 â&#x20AC;˘ Exp. 3/31/08

Serving All of Cape May County

Call Today (609) 522-6563 or (609) 425-5980 38

PAGE 46

WildwoodMag.com

to schedule an appointment Check us out â&#x20AC;&#x153;ONLINEâ&#x20AC;? . . . www.wildwoodproperties.net

AUGUST 2008

Wildwood Catholic Class of ‘75 reunion

The Hardware Store Yo u r F u l l S e r v i c e Hardware Store

We Rent Equipment

Powerwashers, Mowers, Tillers, Tools, Rug Doctor

• Screen & Window Repair • Keys Cut • Lawn & Garden • Scissor Lift • Vinyl Replacement Windows

Caroline & CJ @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

• Plumbing • Electrical • Paint • Automotive • Awnings

Open 7 Days Year Round

105 W. Aster Rd. Wildwood Crest

609-729-4063

Rob, Mike, Chris & Lou @GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire WildwoodMag.com

Bill’s Corner Deli

OPEN 7 DAYS YEAR ROUND

2912 Park Blvd. • Wildwood • 609-729-4599 • Pickup or Delivery

SUNDAY Thru THURSDAY

LARGE 16” PIZZA DEAL #1

1 LARGE PIZZA 20 HOT WINGS 1 LARGE FRIES

1995

DEAL #3

3 LARGE PIZZAS $

1995

DEAL #5 1 LARGE PIZZA 10 HOT WINGS One12” CHEESESTEAK 1 LARGE FRIES

$ 40

LU N C H SPECIAL MON. THRU FRI. 11AM - 2PM FREE 20 oz. SODA + SMALL BAG OF CHIPS WITH PURCHASE OF CHEESE STEAK OR HOAGIE

W E E K LY SPECIALS

MONDAY CORNED BEEF SPECIAL with Fries & Cole Slaw ..............$5.99 TUESDAY CRABCAKE SANDWICH with Fries & Cole Slaw ..............$5.99 WEDNESDAY CHICKEN PARM SANDWICH with Fries & Cole Slaw ..............$5.99 THURSDAY HOT WINGS with Bleu Cheese with Fries & Cole Slaw .............$5.99 FRIDAY MEATBALL PARM SANDWICH with Fries & Cole Slaw ..............$5.99 SATURDAY CHEESEBURGER HOAGIE with Fries & Cole Slaw ..............$5.99 SUNDAY 1 LG. 16” PIZZA, 10 HOT WINGS, 2 LITER PEPSI.......................... $14.95

$ 99

+tax

DEAL #2 2 LARGE PIZZAS 1 MOZZARELLA STICKS 1 ONION RINGS 1 LARGE FRIES

1995

DEAL #4

Three - 12” CHEESESTEAKS

2 LARGE FRIES

1995

DEAL #6

2 LARGE PIZZAS 10 HOT WINGS 1 LARGE FRIES

1995

COLD CUTS • GROCERIES • CIGARETTES • COLDCUTS • CIGARETTES WildwoodMag.com

“My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’”

Cheryle & Gene @ WWC Class of 75 reunion

Special 10% OFF EVERYTHING Discount IN THE STORE Must present coupon at time of purchase. Excludes bed frames. Cannot be combined with any other offer. Expires 10/31/10

Twin Sets ....... Starting at $189 Full Sets ......... Starting at $259 Queen Sets ..... Starting at $299

Rutchie, Sweeny Family @GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

• Camper Mattresses • Headboards • Footboards

HONEST PRICING NO GAMES GREAT SELECTION BUNK BEDS & FUTONS

PILLOW TOPS Twin Sets ....... Starting at $189 Full Sets ......... Starting at $259 Queen Sets ..... Starting at $299

MENTION THIS AD FOR FREE DELIVERY, FREE SET UP & FREE REMOVAL

SAME DAY DELIVERY

See what a difference a Local Business makes OPEN 9am - 5pm 7 days a week 609-889-5100 1304 Rt. 47 (#B2) RIO GRANDE, NJ 08242

SIMMONS BEDDING NOW IN STOCK

WildwoodMag.com

TWP In Da house @GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

Ryan

TRUTHS FOR MATURE ADULTS 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

WildwoodMag.com

“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

Complaint Corner Wildwood’s so quiet during the week you could shoot a canon ball down NJ Ave. and not hit anything. editors note: don’t try it, it’s illegal

Ann & Carl @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

Did you notice the great layout at 3J’s bar, it’s nice and cozy. Great place to watch a game. I come to Wildwood every weekend and I can’t find a Herald or a Shoppe. How come. editors note: we were wondering the same thing.

   

I notice that basketball and tennis are free in North Wildwood, but skate boarding cost $5. What’s up with that? 

 



Love all the fairs at Fox Park in the offseason. I remember when Fox park was used just for softball and baseball.

   

Remember when mail delivery was twice daily? Now they’re trying to stop Saturday delivery. I think it’s a terrible idea. editors note: stop crying, where else can you send a letter to California for 44 cents?

 

I live in Woodbine and would love to get Wildwood Magazine delivered. Is that possible? editors note: we’re working on direct mail.



by John L. Balderston





   maced by the N. Wildwood Police this past summer. Is  I got 

    

   

that legal. editors note: you probably deserved it. Try a little anger mgt.

My car got soaped on Mischief Night? I didn’t think they did that anymore? editors note: be thankful your windows weren’t broken. I hate it when winter arrives. Can’t wait for Memorial Day!! WildwoodMag.com

Want your picture in Wildwood Magazine? Follow us on twitter, or like us on facebook, and get updates from our photographers.

at 5:00pm Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be at Dog Tooth taking photos you there. and Fox Park at 6:00pm. Hope to see WildwoodMag from txt

Lou, John & Jennifer @GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

WildwoodMag.com

Warehouse

WICKER

• FU RN IT UR E • AC CE SS OR IE S • CA ND LE S • M UC H M OR E OPEN DAILY ₉ TO ₅

521 W. Rio Grande Ave. Wildwood • 729-5558

ildwood at 10th Street, North W

NJ • North W ildwood, 10th & NJ Avenue 86 (609) 729-22

th Street” ok “The Gym at 10 ﬁnd us on facebo

thstreet.com

www.thegymat10

RIES ACROSS FROM U

Family & Friends of

Michael Callahan ad r u o y Put 0 0 . 5 3 $ here 2 2 2 6 2 2 5 9 0 6 Firehouse Tavern We’re Just a Little Bar on a Big Island ICE COLD HOT & COLD PACKAGE SANDWICHES BEER GOODS Try Our Homemade Pork & Spinach Sandwich

BEEF & BEER

November 7, 2010 • 2pm - 6pm

Bolero Resort 3320 Atlantic Avenue, Wildwood

$25.00 Donation

Great food, prizes & entertainment. For Tickets Contact Ravioli House • 609-602-9571 at Marie Anna Realty • 609-780-7628 Cabrera at or Tami Tickets donated by Ravioli House

Park Blvd. at Pine • Wildwood • 729-9487 WildwoodMag.com

A Woman’s Prayer: I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength

Colleen, Shannon, Linna & Jenna @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

I’ll just beat him to death.

CENTER CITY VIDEO OUTLET

3115 Paciﬁc Ave., Wildwood • 609-522-2253 Largest Selection of Adult Novelties in Cape May County

after rebate

Unlimited International Calling $10 month

Largest Video Store on the Island REGULAR DVD SPECIALS

Entire Room of Adult DVD’s

WITH COUPON ON SELECT TITLES

WITH COUPON

1 FOR $7.99 • 3 FOR $20.00

OPEN ALL YEAR • OPEN DAILY FROM 10AM |

WildwoodMag.com

$30

month

Free Phone

NO MEMBERSHIP FEES

Unlimited Talk & Text

Adult Movie Section

NO LATE FEES

1 FOR $5 • 2 FOR $8 • 3 FOR $9.99

Bill, Barb, Seth & Toni @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

no signed contracts. no overages americas most affordable 3G network.

Center City Video Outlet 3115 Paciﬁc Avenue • Wildwood • (609) 522-2253 (corner of pine & paciﬁc) OPEN DAILY FROM 10AM

Features will vary by phone and rate plan. Terms, conditions & other restrictions apply. See store for details. Service: Requires $15 activation fee. Rates exclude taxes & fees (including a regulatory recovery fee of up to $1.40). The regulatory recovery fee is not a tax or government-required charge. 3G & unlimited coverage not available everywhere; coverage maps at mycricket.com.

John @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

Jodie & Susan @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

Nancy & Bob @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

NOW SERVING BREAKFAST Mon. - Thurs. 7 to 11 am, Fri., Sat. & Sun. 7 am to ?? • 2 Eggs & Homefries, toast $1.99 • 3 Pancakes $1.99

Women Bumper Stickers

• Egg cheese bacon on english muffin $1.99 $1.99 Mimosas • $2.50 Bloody Mary’s

Funny Signs . . .

IrIsh Pub 26TH AND PARK BLVD. NORTH WILDWOOD (609) 729-5900

GAME DAYS SUNDAY & MONDAY at the Bar Hot Dogs .50 for the Eagles All Day Wings .35 • Sliders •Dom Mugs

DOOR PRIZES • GIVEAWAYS SUN. & WED. .35 Wings Wednesday

All ou Can Eat Roasted Chicken Served with Fries & Cole Slaw $8.99

MONDAY

All You Can Eat Pasta served with garlic bread and a small house salad &7.99

Tuesday

Homemade Meatloaf served with mashed potatoes and vegetable $7.99

Thursday

Boneless Pork Chops served with garlic mashed potatoes & apple sauce $7.99

FRIDAY

Fish Cakes served with Macaroni Cheese and Stewed Tomatoes $7.99

Funny Bumper Stickers

Happy Hour Monday - Friday Domestic Mugs $1.00 Domestic Bottles $2.00

HALLOWEEN PARTY Sat., Oct. 30 • Music by Hart to Hart

PRIZES FOR BEST COSTUMES

WildwoodMag.com

New to Diamond Beach!

Property Owners: Send in your rental listing agreement before November 23rd and be featured in our Vacation Guide! • Competitive Commission Rates! • Full Time Dedicated Vacation Specialists •Supported by In-House Property Management and Cleaning Services • Aggressive Marketing Plan Email today: rentals@cabrerarealty.com or call either ofﬁce. Hurry, Our Team is already making reservations for the 2011 Season! TWO OFFICES TO SERVE YOU 6201 NEW JERSEY AVENUE WILDWOOD CREST, NJ 08260 609.729.8840

REALTY

10100 PACIFIC AVENUE DIAMOND BEACH 609.729.2226

www.CabreraRealty.com 48

WildwoodMag.com

Cat House Sound, LLC MAKO Recording • Pro Tools • Nuendo • Multitrack Analog Recording • Mobile Recording / Live Sound • Mastering for CD Duplication

We can create and produce complete, full production songs from an artist’s raw idea.

• Project and Hourly Rates Available.

Brian & Jeoff @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

Wholesome Humor on the Internet Monday thru Friday with “Syman Says!” E-mail your name to: symansays@rcn.com A Newsletter on the Internat since 1999

Rullo family @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

BILL CATERINI & DON SHOUGH

Proprietor ~ Producer / Engineer & Musician • Member of National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences, Inc. • Member of the Audio Engineering Society

(954) 592-1030

caterini@eticomm.net

We have professional studio musicians available for any project and musical style.

Zuccarello family @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire WildwoodMag.com

WildwoodMag.com

Classic Ad of the week

Shelly & Vicki @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

Winter Rentals

“Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.”

North Wildwood 1, 2, 3 & 4 Bedrooms Available September thru May Starting at $700 per month. Call Joe 732-267-1232

2 Games $2 S hoes $ 2 Domestic B eers $ 2 Shots (Well ) $ 2 Burgers $ 2 Fries

609-729-0111 3401 New Jersey Ave. Wildwood, NJ 08260 www.3Jwildwoodbowl.com

WildwoodMag.com

The Girl Around Town By Natalie Cooper When I opened my Facebook page this morning, I saw pictures of my two baby cousins and they’re annual Halloween trip to the pumpkin patch to pick out their pumpkins. I knew Facebook could be used for good things, sometimes! The first picture was of my baby cousin standing next to a scarecrow. My aunt was holding her, while it looked like she tried to squirm to get away from the tall figure with arms made of hay and the head of a pumpkin. The next picture was of my other baby cousin standing in a field, her smile beaming from ear to ear, amidst a smorgasbord of pumpkins. The third picture was the two of them standing side by side next to their pumpkins they picked. And finally, the last one was a picture of their pumpkins carved into different faces and glowing against the darkness of the night sky, while they sat on the back porch. All of these pictures made me remember one of my own first annual Halloween trips to the pumpkin patch when I was a kid back home. Do you ever wonder why you remember some experiences in your childhood more than others? And those experiences you remember are usually random. They’re not the biggest or most significant events that happened to you when you were little, but held some impact on you some way. My first trip to the pumpkin patch was one of those experiences. I don’t remember my exact age, but I was in pre-school. We had been talking about our trip to the pumpkin patch all week in class, and every day we’d go over more rules we had to try to follow when we got there so we’d be able to pick out pumpkins, and more rules regarding our pumpkin contest we would be holding in class the following week. By the time Friday morning came, I was excited. I remember the weather being chilly. My mom bundled me up in my heaviest winter jacket before we left the house to make sure I wouldn’t catch a cold. When we pulled up at school, and I saw the huge wagon filled with hay that we would be driving to the field in, I just about jumped out of the car, sending my mom out to run after me. The hayride was one of my favorite parts. I sat with my best friend, and we sang Halloween songs with my other classmates and my teachers, while we snacked on gingersnaps and apple cider. When we pulled up to the field and saw all the pumpkins, our teachers had to stop all of us from jumping off the wagon. When they finally did let us off, we all ran in different directions. I separated from my best friend, who ran directly for the first largest and most orange pumpkin she laid eyes on. I, however, took my time choosing my pumpkin. This was a very important process for me, for my brothers told me the night before that it’s not always necessarily the biggest pumpkin that’s the best, but sometimes the little ones that are overlooked because they’re tiny. Keeping this in mind, I scanned the patch thoroughly and picked out a little one standing off in the corner, growing alone. When I got back to the wagon, my friend made fun of me for choosing such a little guy, but I didn’t mind. I knew my pumpkin was a winner, and I’d show her. My mom let me stay up past my eight PM bedtime that Sunday night to decorate my pumpkin. Unhappy that I didn’t finish in time, I went to bed sad and disappointed, knowing that my pumpkin would certainly never win our contest for best looking. When I woke up the next morning, my pumpkin sat on the kitchen table, complete and finished and looking amazing. My mom told me to thank my older brothers for staying up and finishing it for me the night before. And I did thank my brothers later that day, after I came back from school. My little pumpkin, the one growing off alone in the corner, won the contest.

Newest Surf & Skate Shop in the Wildwoods.

Full Skate Shop Exclusive Apparel Collections Sun - Thurs 11a-7p Fri - Sat 11a-10p

2510 New Jersey Ave. Unit 101 • North Wildwood, NJ 08260

Phone (609) 523-9500 • Fax (609) 523-9590

w w w. g a r y s b o a r d s . c o m

TRIVIAL Some 160 billion emails are sent daily – more than 2 million per second – by 1,2 billion email senders. 97% of it is spam.

TRIVIA

Second Hand Clothing and Accessories

Look for my column every week when I’m . . .

THE GIRL AROUND TOWN 52

WildwoodMag.com

4724 Pacific Avenue • Wildwood, NJ • (609) 523-1166

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, “You can’t believe her. He’s 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face.” The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, “Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!”

Ken & Mary @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

Mark Thornton 609-729-9444 Dave Troiano 609-602-5053

DJ Quik @ GWJC & Irish Soc. Bonfire

Property Maintenance & Management Residential & Commercial 20 Years Experience *Call for a free estimate Landscape Trash / Recycle Service Pools • Inspections Property Checks

WildwoodMag.com

The Female Demerit System

102 W. Spruce Avenue 609.522.8585

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system:

A Full Service Beauty Salon inside Flip Flopz MONDAY & TUESDAY BACK TO SCHOOL HAIRCUTS $12

Ask About Our Keratin Treatment Open Monday and Tuesday 10 to 2 Wed. thru Sat. 9 to 6 • Closed Sunday Herald Newspapers October 6 2010

Open Daily Serving Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner

Restaurant && Restaurant Porch Bar Porch Bar

Happy Hour • Mon.-Fri. 3-6 Food Specials from $1.25

ALEATHEA’S PARLOUR

Cape May’s Most Unique Antique Shop

END OF SUMMER SALE!

UP TO 40% OFF MERCHANDISE Located at

THE INN OF CAPE MAY 7 Ocean Street

(Corner of Ocean & Beach Ave.)

Call 884-5555 54

WildwoodMag.com

SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) You pummel it with iron rod (+10) It’s her pet (-20) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS You stay by her side the entire party (0) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend (-2) Named Tina (-10) Tina is a dancer (-20) Tina has silicone implants (-80)

Dining

Entertain

HER BIRTHDAY You take her out to dinner (+2) You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+3) Okay, it’s a sports bar (-2) And it’s all-you-can-eat night (-3) It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT You take her to a movie (+1) You take her to a movie she likes (+3) You take her to a movie you hate (+6) You take her to a movie you like (-2) It’s called ‘Death Cop’ (-3) You lied and said it was a foreign ﬁlm about orphans (-15) MAC YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15) You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10) You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and (From Pageshirts A42) Inn Pastry Chef Kathleen baggy Hawaiian (-30) 12:15 p.m., 1:30 matter, p.m. and Cressman-Pastiu You say, “It doesn’t you have one too.” (-8000)will be on

Queen Victoria Inn

Victorian Week

2:45 p.m. Each tour is limit- hand to share the secrets ed to 25 Admission of her trade. Admission THE BIGpeople. QUESTION asks, fat?” (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what) isShe $12 and“Do $7I look for children is $35. You hesitate in responding (-10) (ages 3-12). The ultimate gourmet You reply, (-35)Gul- experience, the Victorian New in“Where?” 2010! Rob Any other response (-20) din, the Carriage House’s Week Chefs’ Dine-Around, head chef, invites you to will be held on Thurs., an exclusive cooking les- October 14 at 6 p.m. Taste son and demonstration on the best of the best as you

O 2

Serving • Lunch • Dinner • Late Nite Snacks Entertainment Every Weekend

Cape May County’s Largest Selection of Craft Brews on Tap

Come to Good Night Irene’s! Where every night is a good night!

ttle Choices

50 Bo 36 Beers on Tap Everyday with Over

Wood-Fired Brick Oven Pizzas Made to Order

Visit us at www.GoodnightIrenes.com

DAILY SPECIALS Beer Geek Mondays 7pm~11pm $1. off All Craft Beers (Bottles & Drafts)

“Tiny Tuesday” 7pm~11pm

$1. Mini Burgers $1 Pot Roast Sliders ~ $1 Mac n Cheese Sliders $1 Mango Pork Sliders $2. Mini Crab Cakes or Buffalo Chicken

“Wicked Wednesdays” 9pm~1am $3. Mixed Shots ~ $2.50 Coors Light Bottles DJ or Live Band Every Week!!

HAPPY HOUR Mon-Fri 4-7 ~ Bar Only $1 off all Drafts $2.50 Domestic Bottles $3 House Wine NEW Happy Hour Menu

“Twisted Thursdays” 7pm~11pm

.35¢ Wings & Blue Moon Steamers $3. Twisted Teas • Quizzo starts @ 9pm!

on the corner of Poplar & Pacific Avenues in Wildwood, NJ (609) 729-3861 WildwoodMag.com

100 EAST TAYLOR AVENUE WILDWOOD, NJ 08560 609.522.8383

th Friday, Friday, October October 28 29th

les 4PM-7PM at tabiz ers

Haunted r 4Fea-9turing discount drinks and appet Happy Hou PM

at bar

Costume Contest with gift certificates given for

scariest, sexiest and most original costumesďż˝ to be announced at 9:00 PM must be present and registered before 7:00PM Blood Orange Margaritas, Bloody-Tinis, Trick-or-Tinis and more!!!

Mummy Wrapping Contest

Also Enter for a Chance to Win a $150 Kona Gift Card Name That Tune Halloween Edition will begin at 8pm | WildwoodMag.com