HOWTOBOILALOBSTER
ARMOREDKNIGHTSOFTHEOCEAN, AVALHALLAUNLIKENOOTHERAWAITS! ISAID.
UNTILYOUARECHOSENBYTHEGODS, YOUWILLREMAININTHEPRESENCE OFENDLESSBROTHERSANDSISTERS. FEARNOTTHEAROMAOFGOLDENBUTTER, ORTHESOFTFLAMEBENEATHPLATEDSILVER, BUTTHEDEPTHSOFPOSEIDON’SWATERS!
STOPPLAYINGWITHYOURFOOD MYMOMSAID.
ANDTHAT’SALLICANREMEMBER.
STARINGATTHETANK,IHEARDTHEIRSTORIES FROMPASTLIVESASTHEYSANGSEASHANTIES. ICOULDONLYIMAGINEWHERETHEY’DBEEN. WHILEITISTEMPTINGTOASKQUESTIONS, I’MSCAREDTHATIFIDO,I’LLGETINTROUBLE.
IFYOUKEEPSTARINGATME, I’LLCHOOSEYOUOUTOFSPITEISAID.
EVERYBIRTHDAY,MYGRANDPAGETSHISLOBSTER. ANDEVERYBIRTHDAY,ILEARNHOWTODOITAGAIN. ITISNOTADIFFICULTPROCESS,IT’SJUSTTEDIOUS. BUTSELECTINGTHEOFFERINGWASMYFAVORITE. NOW,ONCEIAMSEENWALKINGINSIDE THEYSCURRYINFEAROFWHATDAYITIS.
THEBOY,HE’SHERE!RUN! THELOBSTERSAID.
