We Still Like: Gravity

always loved you. • Ikea’s playlist has a lot of Jewel on it. I might cry soon or go catatonic in the pillow bin. • Why is everyone I know either getting engaged or going to/coming from Vegas? I didn’t get the memo, guys. • If Courtney Love and Janis Joplin had a baby in a typhoon and managed to dress it well, it might look just like me when I walked into work. • Twice in 24 hours: someone is jammin out to Eminem’s “Without Me.” People still do this? Reminds me of being in the Kroger parking lot in GA • I don’t believe in grown men who end conversations with “toodles!” • Distance and time: the best frenemies a girl could ask for. • I don’t care about the Tablet. I don’t ever want a Kindle.

I’d like to go back to using pencils. • The only thing online dating ever did for me was make me try harder to meet people offline. Profile: deleted. • I have MmmBop stuck in my head for no apparent reason. Now maybe you do too.

Ha! • Ethan Embry really hit his high point in Can’t Hardly Wait. • I’m going to invent hair-resistant lip gloss and make all available dollars. Patent pending. • Today I will write letters.

• I’m wearing Uggs right now and I like it. Don’t tell anyone... #oops • Lifesicle is the new slang for penis • Conversation w/stranger in elevator: Me: “Hi. Happy Thursday” Him: “I have some bananas.” • Tonight has “red wine” written all over it. • It is SFBeer Week (a.k.a. Feel Fat and Make Poor Decisions Week) • Google Buzz might be the icing on my “I’m too connected” cake. Really. • Sometimes you just need to listen to “Glycerine” • Back to square one. Again. If I were on Four Square, I’d be the Mayor. • Four words that should never be spoken: cotton plaid crop top • “There is a couple talking about jam here. We need to get out.” • 6:22 is too early for anything on Saturday. AM or PM really. • Middle seat between two men in short shorts. A most unfortunate flying situation. • There is consensus: white gummy bears are far superior to green gummy bears. • Dance party induced sweaty situation. Hott. • I feel like my knowledge of Nelly lyrics really gives me a leg up in most situations. • Anyone else think about the Gin Blossoms today? • Ben & Jerry’s Neopolitan Dynamite ice cream is better than any boyfriend I’ve never had. • “You are a walking Beyonce song.” — The nicest compliment I’ve received in a while. Courtesy of Vera. • I spent my lunch break eating brownie bites and looking at cats dressed up like hipsters on the Internet. I’m awesome. • CL Missed Connections work like whoa or um, that’s what my friend told me. • The Internet ruins everything.

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