November 2016 Edition

Saturday 12th & Sunday 13th November Theatre Group Presentation

LAST TANGO IN LITTLE GRIMLEY

CLUB SIBERME CLUB SIERRA BERMEJA SOCIO-CULTURAL DE ESTEPONA

INTERNATIONAL CLUB OF ESTEPONA FOR ALL ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE

of San Pedro - Estepona - Casares - Manilva Sotogrande & Beyond

November 2016 Edition www.siberme.com

Email: clubsiberme@hotmail.com

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ICE Magazine Contents Page 5 President’s Letter, Information, Recipe Page 6 Bulletin Board & Information Page 7 Golf Society News Page 8/9 Past Events - Trigeminal Neuralgia Members Article Page 10/11/12 Portugal Trip & November Recipe Page 13 November Events Page 14/15 November Calendar Page 21 Blevins Franks Article Page 27 Future Events

Page 28 Fings from the 50's - Tom Lehrer Members Article Page 30 Bowling News Page 31 Technology Matters Page 32 More Bang For Your Buck Members Article Page 34 Leisure Page Page 35 General Information Page 36 Committee and Advert Information Page 38 Just for a Smile, Quiz Answers

Thanks to all those who have contributed items for your magazine this edition, please keep them coming. WANTED: Further input from members for your magazine, articles , experiences, useful information, recipes, anything of interest. It is getting more difficult to fill the pages.

President: Sue Potter Editor: Terry Smith Advertising: Jackie Simmonds Disclaimer: - The committee wishes to declare that ICE does not accept responsibility for the contents of articles nor the claims made by advertisers.

Printed by Digiprint, Avda Litoral, Edificio Visamar, Blq 2 Local 9, 29680 Estepona Visit Our New Improved Club Website: www.siberme.com Free Wi-Fi for members at the clubhouse. Now upgraded to 8Mb The magazine is published on the website on or before the first day of each month.

PLEASE MENTION ICE CLUB & MAGAZINE WHEN CONTACTING ADVERTISERS.

Editorial: So after nearly 9 years it is time to move on and let someone else take the reigns and put their mark on your magazine.

Sheila Fox, our prospective new editor, will take over the December/January edition so please give her your full support. I will of course still be around to give my guidance and support and pass on any information or articles I receive from members. But I will try not to interfere, it will be her venture into the unknown!!!!! Sheila Fox 951 890 251 - 671 232 906 - safoxuk@yahoo.com Please remember if you require a Christmas greeting to add to the December edition please forward them to Sheila on or before November 15th.

Regards Terry Smith Editor Terry Smith Email: terrysmith@siberme.com Phone 951 276 690 Mobile 677 656 319 Web: www.siberme.com

PLEASE REMEMBER YOUR I.C.E club is managed and run entirely by volunteers, including catering and bar staff, event organisers and your voted committee. All those that have volunteered say ‘it is a great way to make new friends.’

Why not get involved?

FACT: Without volunteers, the club could not exist.

REQUIRED URGENT: KITCHEN AND BAR STAFF. 3

Estepona Osteopathic Clinic

PAUL KNIGHT Bsc(Hons) Ost. Specialist treatment for back, neck and limb injuries, children and expectant mothers.

Mobile: 625 957 673 1D, First Floor, 124, Avenida de España, Estepona Located immediately opposite the underground car park entrance, facing the sea.

OPTICA MACHIN

A cut Above

English Optometrist now available for consultation on the Costa del Sol.

Jane Staunton Machin BScMB Optom CNOO Av. Litoral – Ed. Vistamar Blq. 2 – Local 1 29680 ESTEPONA MALAGA Tel: 952 806 813 Full Eye Examinations: Glaucoma Screening: Designer & Non-Designer frames & lenses: Sunglasses: (prescription & non-prescription) Domiciliary Visits: (by appointment) Contact Lens Fitting.

The Friendly British Hair Salon Unisex Peluqueria For Every Day & Those Special Occasions 952 805 485 Ask For THERESA We are offering a promotion on Blow-dries, Shampoo and Sets for 12 Euros.

Tuesday to Friday OAP days are Tuesday to Friday We are closed on Mondays Estepona Port Opposite Club Nautico

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President’s Letter: Can you believe it's November already, the nights are drawing in and it's a bit cooler at night.

Last month we held our Open Day and what a success it was, the Club buzzed and we signed up 8 new members and 1 renew. 2 of the new members have volunteered for kitchen and bar duty, perfect.

The Portugal Trip was lovely but hectic, I didn't realise how beautiful the Algarve coast is.

This month we have of course, our Birthday Party, 28 years, bet the original members never thought the Club would last that long and with our own Clubhouse.

This time of year the Calendar is pretty full with varied events so buy your tickets well in advance so as not to be disappointed.

Don't forget too, if you want to go to Lake Garda in May to pay your deposit. The trip is going ahead and will not be cancelled.

I'm not mentioning that thing in the corner that doesn't work, needless to say, we are working hard to resolve the situation!

Sue

SAD NEWS Founder members and those who go way back will remember Ingrid Rodgers who used to teach us Spanish in the early days of the Club.

She gave up the Club in recent years as she became disabled but members who play Bridge will have encountered her recently as she whizzed around town on her motorised vehicle attending different Bridge groups.

Sadly Ingrid died while on holiday visiting her family in Germany in the summer.

Submitted by Anne Hardwick A MESSAGE FROM MARGARET WHITTLEY I, and my sons Mark and Richard, would like to thank everyone for the tremendous support we have received following Michael´s sudden passing on 17 September. We have been overwhelmed by the kind messages and cards received and are particularly grateful for the donations given to Cudeca following the funeral which amounted to 560€.

Maggie Motoring News - Proposal For Driving Fines To Be Forwarded By Email And Text Message As of Monday 3rd October central government new administrative to bring in new notification procedures. This is designed to speed up the process and make more efficient, eliminating the cost of postage.

As the use of electronic communication devices becomes more universal in Spain it is expected the use of printed mail will become less common.

Food For Thought “Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.”

Albert Camus 5

Lottery Winners September 1st Julie Wood 2nd Leonie Sturgess 3rd Margaret Loughran Club

56€ 28€ 14€ 42€

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BOOK LIBRARY: CAN MEMBERS PLEASE NOT SUBMIT HARDBACK BOOKS TO THE LIBRARY, PAPERBACKS WILL ONLY BE ACCEPTED. Returned books should be placed at the foot of the first half of the alphabet as designated - the librarian will then sort.

DVD Library: Can members please ensure they sign for all borrowed films and add membership number, Please return films as soon as possible and sign as returned.

Jigsaw Puzzles: There is a selection of jigsaw puzzles available stored under the video library. They are mostly 500 pieces, some 1,000.

Glasses, cups etc: Please return to the bar before leaving the club. Please place used unbroken bottles carefully in the bin provided, which is positioned under the dartboard. Return plates and cutlery to the kitchen.

Terrace Doors: Those people who open terrace doors are responsible for closing same.

TRIP CANCELLATIONS MUST BE REFERRED IN FIRST INSTANCE TO THE ORGANISER

ICE Ramblers Group Contact Sue Potter Walk Co-ordinator 637 148 660 or 952 892 386 Ramblers Please Note: The club does not have any Insurance Policy in force in relation to its Rambling activities, and all members and their guests participate entirely at their own risk. Neither the club nor any walk leader will be responsible for any injury or loss suffered by any participant however caused. Those attending rambling events should be suitably attired with stout walking footwear and carry waterproofs in case of weather change. You should carry a packed lunch and adequate liquids for the duration of a ramble.

IMPORTANT: TELL THE BAR STAFF OF ANY BROKEN GLASS AND THEY WILL DISPOSE OF IT. PLEASE NOTE: NOT IN SPAIN? RENEWING YOUR ANNUAL CLUB MEMBERSHIP CAN BE CARRIED OUT BY BANK TRANSFER. FOR DETAILS PLEASE CONTACT CLUB TREASURER TED LUNNISS 608 601 230 EMAIL: ed_lunniss@hotmail.co.uk IMPORTANT, ALL ORGANISERS PLEASE NOTE: THE CLUBHOUSE FURNITURE MUST BE LEFT AS SET FOR A THURSDAY MEETING BEFORE LEAVING THE CLUB. SWITCH OFF LIGHTS, FANS AND AIR CONDITIONERS. SET BUILDING ALARM AND LOCK DOORS.

PLEASE NOTE: Helicopteros Sanitarios does not have an answering machine, the phone will ring until someone picks up. If you receive a message in Spanish you have dialled the wrong number or left out a digit. If you have the facility on your phone enter the number in speed dial.

International Emergency: Phone 112 Helicopteros Sanitarios: 952 81 18 18 - 24 Hours 6

I.C.E. Golf Society.

'Autumn Cup .....An Irish landslide....' and the party went on well into the evening!!!

Not only did the folk from the Emerald Isle become both the Gentleman's and the Lady's 2016 Champions but also took another 10 of the other 14 available prizes.

This year we returned to the fabulous Valle Romano Golf Club and Resort with 28 players teeing off at 08.45, Shot Gun start. My thanks to everyone for arriving in plenty of time.

The course was in great condition which was matched by their hospitality.

The Presentation lunch was held at the Brasserie de Arturo at the Casares Golf Club, which, apart from a couple of minor hiccups, went well and, as mentioned, went well into the evening. Many thanks to Peter Henry for the organisation and Terry Byrne for being our scorer, and to Brenda Taylor for stepping up at the last minute to make the presentations.

The Results: Lady Champion: Rosemary McKenna.

Gents Champion: John Crowley.

Lady 2nd. place: Nuala O'Connel . 3rd. place: Aileen Hyde Gents 2nd place: Robert Cole. 3rd. place: Martin O'Gorman Strongest: Brian Pickering.

Nearest the pin on hole 7: Coen Noordendorp. Nearest the pin on hole 13: Terry Byrne.

Lady longest drive: Bernadette O'Gorman. Gents longest drive: John Crowley. Best on front 9: Robert Cole. Best on the Back 9: Martin O'Gorman. Best on the par 3's: Jan Groeneveld. Best Newcomer: Patrick O'Connel. Best Guest: Patrick O'Connel.

Thanks again to the Prize donators: Valle Remano Golf Club, Casares Golf Club, The Brasserie de Arturo. Jack Tait and Les Jinks.

'September Away Day to Dona Julia' 16 players all enjoyed a beautiful day and a very good BBQ afterwards the golf. It was good to see that almost 50% of the players were, (and of course still are…) ladies. Although the food presented at the BBQ was very good, there was a problem with the vegetarian dish. It was indicated at reservation time, but the kitchen had forgotten all about it. Sorry about that Andrea. Of course there were prizes, 3 in total: 3rd with 24 points: Tineke Christensen, 2nd with 25 points: Ron Pegrum. 1st with an astonishing 37 points: Martin O'Gorman.

Congratulation to them and my thanks to Jan Blind for the organisation.

Here are some important dates for your diaries: November Away Weekend: Peter Henry has arranged this two night trip to Monte Castillo Golf Resort of Jerez. The total price for all of the golf, Hotel and breakfast is £84 and is proving to be very popular.

Evening meals are available at extra cost. My sincere thanks to Peter for all of his hard work.

'December Away Day' 14th December at El Paraiso Golf Club. Green fee will be 39€ or 53€ if you require a shared buggy. The first Tee time will be 10.00. This is very good value for money so please let me know as soon as possible if you wish to paly.

'Casares Costa Golf Club Roll-Up’. We play a twice weekly 'Roll-Up' stableford competition on Tuesdays and Fridays at Casares Golf Club where our members benefit from discounted green fees. The tee off time varies a little during the year and is currently 8.30am. Please arrive between 8.00 and 8.15.

All levels are welcome and we often have as many as 12 or more taking part. It is all very light hearted, (in other words 'Cut Throat’) and it is worth putting your sense of humour in the bag! Our annual 'Order of Merit' trophy is awarded to the player with the best ten cards from these 'Roll-Ups' . Keep your eye on the club magazine and the website for details of all activities.

If you would like to become involved, contribute or comment please contact me: Alan Davis . Golf Organiser. Tel: 952897670. Mob: 699712804. e-mail: alanandsue_hq@yahoo.co.uk 7

PAST EVENTS WEDNESDAY 14th SEPTEMBER - TRIP TO THE LAKES Stunning scenery, comfortable seating and extremely interesting information, given by our organiser and host Joan Thompson, made for a really lovely day. Having left our final pick up point we made our way to the Monda road traversing thought the mountains to our first stop for coffee and bacon rolls. This was at Finca la Mota at Alhaurin el Grande. Finca la Mota was originally a farmhouse built over 350 years ago. It is now a rustic Andalusian Inn full of charm and character. We then proceeded through the Guadalhorce valley. We passed olive groves of varying varieties, almond trees, farms, a marble quarry and abandoned cave dwellings, coming at one point to a very narrow short tunnel which our coach driver managed (with experience!) and no trouble. The country scenery of typical Spain was lovely and relaxing and took us to our destination.

On arrival at the lakes, our driver conveniently dropped us all outside a large restaurant named El Kiosko. Situated right on the banks of the Conde de Guadalhorce reservoir and just a few kilometers from El Chorro in the Ardales National Park region. Free time now. Some of us went inside for refreshment some walked down the hill at the side of the lake to a tiny village. Some even went swimming in the lake although after the long hot summer the waters were low. Plenty of beautiful photo opportunities and plenty of time to wander around and to eat. Back on board the coach we travelled a shorter distance on the homeward journey but were able to see the striking views of the ‘Camino del Rey’. A walkway supported on the side of the mountain over the El Choro gorge. Not for the faint hearted! We thanked Joan (Thompson) for her usual wonderful organisation and great information in the usual way with a show of hands and also for David our competent driver.

Submitted by Angela Bladen Wednesday 28th September - Makeup Demonstration 24 members attended the event and enjoyed a show of the makeup on offer by Younique as demonstrated by Kay Fishburn. Later products could be purchased.

A tea was later served to consist of a selection of sandwiches, vol au vents, scones with jam and cream, and apple rose cakes. And of course a pot of tea. For those who required something stronger, the bar was manned with thanks to Ted. Thanks to Brenda for kitchen organising and Julie for event organising, and not forgetting all the kitchen and serving helpers.

Sunday 2nd October - Club Open Day A very busy day at the club, thanks to hostess Margaret Loughran, committee members and others who got involved. Many new members now signed up.

The Club Welcomes New Members Moira and Michael Dowling Wendy and Edward Stewart Derek and Eve Stone Myriam Van Moolenbroek Bruno Van E Pewijck Lynda and Alan Skerry Margaret and James Lillis Brenda and Peter Silvester Bridget Barbara Anyo Strahinja Lynne and Alistair Easdon Saturday 15th October Noughties Celebration Dinner 15 ICE members celebrated their or their partner's noughty birthday at El Estribo on Sabinillas sea front. It was lovely to see 4 new members, Trish and John and Eve and Del. The food was good but far too much, a few doggy bags taken home!

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PAST EVENTS Saturday 1st October - Black & White Themed Welcome Back Party

Thanks to Maria Read and First Assistance Costa Del Sol S.L. for sponsoring the evening’s music and entertainment, this was greatly appreciated (see advert below). Thanks also to Sue and Rob who worked tirelessly in the kitchen, also their helpers. Not forgetting thanks to the very busy bar staff, helpers throughout the day and evening, and event organiser Joan Thompson.

Wednesday 19th October - Ladies and Gents Who Like To Eat Out On this occasion the Juliets made a welcome return to Neli G’s restaurant in Benavista, a delicious and extensive menu served very well unfortunately a bit delayed due to kitchen problem - but who cares - another drink passes the time. Thanks Maggie for organising.

The Romeos visited a new venue, Cheerio Bar/Café Benavista, also a pleasant 3 course menu del dia at 13.95€ or al a carte available.. Service was exceptional and all meals served very hot. Thanks Doug for the organising.

Both restaurants are to be recommended if you are ever in the area.

Trigeminal Neuralgia You will recall that Joan Thompson wrote about Trigeminal Neuralgia in the September edition of the ICE Magazine. It is a horrible condition that I, personally, have had these past four years. I have been on Tegretol all this time and as I grew immune to it, went onto a high dose of Pregabalina since June. In June, July and some of August I had a bad bout. You receive nasty electric type shocks to the right side of the face. When you get it, you cannot eat only very cagily through a straw to the left side – mostly liquid food, cannot clean your teeth, cannot wash your face on the right side only gently with a wet-one. No alcohol. I dropped from 86kg to 72kg in just weeks. If I managed to get half a milky Weetabix down me a day I considered myself lucky. But worst of all was I couldn’t speak without getting shocks so became a recluse for over 8 weeks. Couldn’t even speak on the phone and if anybody visited, I had to let them speak and nod. You can understand why they call it the suicide condition. However, I have now had the microvascular decompression operation which basically means drilling into the skull behind the right ear at the Xanit Hospital in Benalmádena. After hell for four years I will be able to do what you all consider for granted - I cannot wait for my first gin and tonic. If any other club members have this condition, there is help out there but be expected to pay 23,700 Euros for it.

Will it be worth it – I say it will.

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Sunday 9th October - Escorted Trip to Portugal 6 days, 5 nights Day 1 - Estepona to Jerez de los Caballeros After a bright and early start, we set off on the first leg of our trip to Jerez de Los Caballeros. Danny, our guide, made his away along the bus to personally introduce himself then it was time for a brief coffee stop at one of the busiest cafes I have ever been in! We continued our journey for another couple of hours before a lunch break north of Seville at Dehsa de Montserio.

After lunch, we quickly entered into Extremadura which is home to the infamous Iberian black pig and we were able to see many of them amongst the shrubs together with goats, cows and horses indicative of the agricultural nature of the region.

We arrived at Hotel Los Templarios on the outskirts of Jerez de Los Caballeros in the late afternoon for check in. However, there was 'no room at the inn' for several of us including our lovely organiser, Joan!

We were all offered a drink on the house whilst the problem was resolved. Panic over - the rooms were simply not quite ready and we did actually have a bed for the night in the end. After a quick settling in period, we were driven to the town centre to be met by our local tour guide, Francis aka 'Listen all people'! Some of the sights included Puerta de Burgos, on of the seven gates in the town, and San Miguel church whose bell tower actually collapsed after the Lisbon earthquake in 1755. So you can imagine the extent to the tremors - more of which we would hear about later in the trip.

By this time, some of us were travel weary so stopped for a pre-prandial drink whilst the rest of the party continued to a local alcazaba which apparently afforded excellent views of the surrounding countryside. Some of the party returned to the hotel after this visit whilst a couple more groups remained in town. On the recommendation of our President, Sue we ate at a local restaurant where amongst other things we sampled the local ham which was excellent. We then rounded off the very convivial dinner with an acorn liqueur which was not dissimilar to Baileys - delicious!

Although it had been a long day it was a pleasant start to our trip. Now off we go - Westward Ho! Submitted by Louise Rowe Day 2 - Jerez de Los Caballeros to Lisbon We left our hotel Los Templarios in pretty Jerez de Los Caballeros after breakfast and wound our way through the last of Extremadura region with its hundreds of oak trees and famous black pigs that give us the delicious Iberian Jamon.

We crossed the border into Portugal and made our way to Monsaraz (the eagle’s nest) perched high on a hill. This ancient walled town commanded beautiful views of the largest reservoir in Europe. It was a charming little town with a population of 47 people. Lots of artisan and craft shops, beautiful cobbled streets and even its own Plaza de Toros (bullring)! We had coffee there then proceeded on through mid-Portugal first through flat lands growing cereals, then heavily forested area with pine and eucalyptus trees, vineyards, orange groves and of course olive groves to arrive in Lisbon.

We went first of all to see the statue of Christ the King high up on a hill looking over the city. We then crossed the river on the famous Ponte 25 de Abril Bridge modelled on the San Francisco Bridge.

We passed through the streets of the old town and eventually came to out hotel.

Then after refreshing ourselves we wandered out to the streets of Lisbon and found a nice restaurant where we had dinner.

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Day 3 - Lisbon At 10 o’clock we left our hotel for a tour of Lisbon by bus. Our local guide Ruth explained that Lisbon is known as the white town. Lisbon is one of the oldest cities in the world.

In 1755 the face of Lisbon was much changed by the earthquake, the tsunami and fire which destroyed 85% of the city. After this disaster, Lisbon was rebuilt, but to a modern design with two main squares and the remaining medieval buildings being demolished, and replaced with new ones.

Then we visited the world heritage site Belem and enjoyed an interesting tour of the cathedral and the tower of Belem, which used to be a lighthouse. One of the highlights was sampling the delicious Belem Pasteis de Belem (custard tarts). To round up the day we had a 1½ hour boat trip on the Tagus River which was lovely and allowed us to see the city from a new perspective. We sailed under the Ponte 25 de Abril, a 3,2km long suspension bridge built by the American Bridge Company, and saw the Christo Rey statue from the river as well as the monastery, cathedral and the tower of Belem.

Submitted by Rebecca Rueggen Day 4 - Lisbon to The Algarve After two lovely, interesting days in Lisbon, it was now time to leave Lisbon to travel south to The Algarve. Our first stop is Silves. On the coach journey Danny, our guide gave a comprehensive talk on the history of the area telling us the year 1139 being the year of independence and birth of Portugal when Alfonso VII, began using the title of king, after his victory over the Muslims at Ourique (25 July 1139).

On our way to Silves, we passed many villages and olive groves. Demand for olive oil now exceeds the supply with China and India taking demands for olive oil.

Silves is situated north of Portimão, having a superb centre with a dramatic red ring of castle walls on a hilltop overlooking the town. There are impressive views of the town and surrounding hills from the castle walls. While under the Moorish occupation it was the capitol of the Algarve. The Moors built it into a sophisticated place. The town fell to the Christian forces for good during 1249.

The Fortaleza, is Silves' cathedral, is a Moorish style having a garden café and access to Cisterna Grande, a thirteenth-century water cistern that once served the whole town. The Cisterna stands ten meters high, is supported by six columns and said to be haunted by the ghost of a Moorish maiden. It holds enough water to supply 1,200 people for a year and was used in modern times until the 1980s.

Submitted by Gillian O’Connell Day 5 - The Algarve After a plentiful breakfast with a good choice of cooked or continental goodies and the best coffee of all the hotels, we stayed at, some of us set off to sightsee the Western Algarve. The others decided to stay behind and chill out at the hotel and explore the local area. We picked up our local guide Manuela who made our 1st stop Ponta Da Piedade a spectacular rock formation and well worth a visit. From there we went to Lagos, a pretty town with a nice marina and a long promenade. We were shown where the Slave Market was many years ago and many points of interest and from there we walked all through the main shopping area to a nice restaurant for lunch. We had some free time then to wander around. After that we continued West to Cape St Vincent and the most south western point, also know as 'The end of the World". The views were really spectacular and dramatic and we were so lucky as the sun was shining which made for excellent photo opportunities. We saw this sign at a cafe/bar whilst we were there "Letze Bratwurst Vor America " with a comical picture of one, it was quite amusing. From there we set off back to our hotel to relax before dinner. This 'enjoy yourself' is 'Hard work'!!

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Day 6 - Homeward Bound 10am and sadly time to leave the very comfortable hotel Baia Castel where we have spent and enjoyed the last 2 nights. Many spent the evenings dancing the nights away, the music provided being very good.

So we travel east for an hour to our last stop in Portugal, the pretty and historical town of Tavira. Plenty of time given to search and purchase the famous ‘Belem’ cakes, and have leisurely lunch in the sun.

One of Tavira’s attractions is the old 7 arched bridge across the river Gilão, truly a gem.Its iron railings adorned with assorted padlocks having various dates and messages bearing a ‘lovers’ memento of their visits.As we moved on towards Spain, we did slip in a 30 minute stop looking for ‘linen’ - which we didn't find, but we did stop at a market where a few found a bargain or two.

One more short comfort stop, before we settle down for the last stage of our journey ’Homeward Bound’.

As the sun sets we did manage an extra sight seeing adventure around Jerez, making us a ‘wee’ bit later than anticipated into Estepona, nether the less a most enjoyable and interesting trip from start to finish.

Thankyou Jose (Mojacar) far from excellent ride. Thank you Danny (Calella) for an extremely and knowledgeable Commentary starting each day with ‘I’m gonna tell you a story’. And interlacing his talks with an ‘Okay’ now and then!

Thank you to Joan Thompson our organiser who over the years I have joined on several ICE trips she has arranged. Her dedication to detail simply makes our enjoyment - thank you Joan.

Here’s to May when we are off to Italy.

Submitted by Tracy Bird

November Recipe - Mango Muffins Ingredients (Makes about 18 muffins): 2 cups flour. 4 teaspoons baking powder. Pinch salt. 1cup sugar or ¾ cup honey ¼ cup vegetable oil. 1 cup milk. 1 egg. 1½ cups mango, pulp of 2 very ripe mangoes.

Method: Cut and peel two very ripe mangos and reduce to soft pulp and juice.

Combine flour, baking powder, salt and sugar in a large bowl.

In a separate bowl combine oil, milk, and egg.

Mix liquid ingredients into the dry until just moist and stir in the mango pulp.

Fill greased muffin tins, or paper muffin cups two-thirds full.

Bake at 400°F for 15-18 minutes.

They are done when they are brown on top and a tooth-pick inserted into the centre comes out clean.

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NOVEMBER EVENTS

PLEASE NOTE: TICKET SALES CLOSE 12.30pm ON THURSDAY MORNINGS. CORRECT MONEY PLEASE .

CANCELLED TICKETS MUST FIRST BE REFERRED TO EVENT ORGANISER WHEN BOOKING AN EVENT CURRENT MEMBERSHIP CARDS MUST BE SHOWN

Wednesday 2nd November - Another of Doug’s ‘Popular’ Mystery Trips Who knows where, but there have been many member suggestions. First pick up 9.30am at Eroski.

Thursday 3rd November - After Club Meeting Informal Talk By Manilva Solicitors Subjects: Inheritance Tax, Wills, Property Rental.

Friday 4th November - Quiz Night 8.00 for 8.30pm - Quiz Master Terry Clover Saturday 5th November - I.C.E. 28th Birthday Party - Venue El Paraiso Golf Club 33€ members, 36€ guests. Organiser Sue Potter. 7.30 for 8.00pm.

Coach will be available at 10€ return if enough interest, see Terry Smith.

MENU: Starters: Tempura Prawns with Asian salad and wasabi mayonnaise (served separately).

Homemade walnut crusted chicken liver pate served with crostinis and fruit of the forest compote.

Fried Brie with cranberry jelly and mini toasts.

Mains: Beef bourgeon with baby carrots, shallots and mashed potato.

Solomillo of pork with garlic and rosemary potatoes, roasted Mediterranean vegetables and sweet Malaga wine sauce.

Oven baked cod fillet with rustic potatoes and a pepper, garlic, tomato and white wine sauce.

Desserts: Key lime pie with a forest fruit compote.

Cheese plate for one with apples and grapes Eton Mess with strawberries and crème anglais.

Raffle for many restaurant vouchers worth 40€. Donation from Blevins Franks.

Music for dancing by the popular Mandy.

Thurs Nov 10th - Club Lunch Out - Marlows ‘Chippy’ Los Hidalgos Organiser Tracy Bird, 1.30 for 2 Saturday 12th and Sunday 13th November - Theatre Group Presentation ‘Last Tango in Little Grimley’. It is about a drama group who are about to loose their venue and put on a saucy comedy to try to recapture their audiences attention. So get your tickets for just 5€ members, 8€ guests and come for an evening of entertainment and laughter. 7.30 for 8.00pm. Produced & Directed by Julie Wood.

Monday 14th November - Members Film Night 7.30 for 8.00pm Wednesday 16th November - Ladies and Gents Who Lunch Out - Organiser Maggie Whittley Friday 18th November - Computer Group Presentation - Stay Safe With Facebook 11.00am presentation by Sheila Fox. Sunday 20th November - Songs of Praise - 4.30 for 5.00pm - Organiser Joan Thompson Wed’day 23rd November - Trip to La Linea Weekly Outdoor Market on the Border 8€/11€ guests First pickup 10am Benavista. Optional lunch at the Wok Real, Campamento, Chinese Buffet Restaurant. Other Menu del Dia available within walking distance if required. Organiser Sally Holloway.

Thursday November 24th – Special Bridge Event Time: 6:00 pm. (players are requested to be there before 17:50). Table money: Ice club members €5 and non-Ice club members €8. Players who wish to attend can register by email to the following email address: timtaminiau58@hotmail.com or on the list on the notice board at the club entrance.

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REGULAR EVENTS 11.00-1.30pm Bar Open, 11.00 am Mahjong Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45 7.30 pm Canasta Rambling 7.00 for 7.30pm Whist 10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting, 1.00pm Lunch 7.00pm Duplicate Bridge 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group Rambling 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class 11.00-1.30pm Bar Open, 11.00 am Mahjong Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45 7.30 pm Canasta Rambling 7.00 for 7.30pm Whist 10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting and Open Forum 7.00pm Duplicate Bridge 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group Rambling 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class 11.00-1.30pm Bar Open, 11.00 am Mahjong Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45 7.30 pm Canasta Rambling 7.00 for 7.30pm Whist 10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting, 1.00pm Lunch 7.00pm Duplicate Bridge

EXTRA EVENTS 2.30 pm Keep Fit PUBLIC HOLIDAY SPAIN - ALL SAINTS DAY Doug Mitchell's Mystery Trip 12 midday Informal Talk by Manilva Solicitors 2.00pm Slimmers Group 8.00 for 8.30pm Quiz Night 28th Birthday Party El Paraiso Golf Club

2.00pm Committee Meeting 2.30 pm Keep Fit

Club Lunch Out 2.00pm Slimmers Group Theatre Group Presentation 7.30 for 8.00pm Film Night 2.30 pm Keep Fit 1.30pm Ladies Lunch 1.45pm Gents Lunch

11.00am Computer Group 2.00pm Slimmers Group

10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group Rambling 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class 11.00-1.30pm Bar Open, 11.00 am Mahjong Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45 7.30 pm Canasta Rambling 7.00 for 7.30pm Whist

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2.30 pm Keep Fit Trip to La Linea Market

November 2016 Continued 24 Nov

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10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting 1.00pm Lunch

5.50pm for 6.00pm promt start Duplicate Bridge Special Event Night

25 Nov

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10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group

2.00pm Slimmers Group

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Rambling

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12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas

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2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class

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30 Nov Wed

2.30 pm Keep Fit

Rambling 7.00 for 7.30pm Whist

EVENT MAY CHANGE, ALWAYS CHECK CLUB HOUSE NOTICE BOARD, ORGANISER OR STOP PRESS ON WEB SITE Should you have suggestions for any event or activity at your clubhouse, or for a trip whether for a day or longer period, please contact a member of the committee.

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El Rincon Toscano Restaurant Pizzeria Wine Bar Calle Real 22-26, Estepona Telephone 952 795 914 Roberto 648 263 369 or Yuri 610 336 547 rincontoscano@hotmail.com A little taste of Italy Come and enjoy the excellent cuisine and service provided by Roberto and Yuri Opening hours Lunch every day 1.30 – 4pm Dinner 7pm – midnight Closed on Wednesdays 19

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Time To Take Interest In Your Investment Options

By Terry Wayne, Partner, Blevins Franks 952 799 752

terry.wayne@blevinsfranks.com

This is a historic year for the UK. After the unexpected Brexit vote in June, the Bank of England (BoE) then cut the interest rate to an all-time low of 0.25%. All this has clearly unsettled the British pound, causing its value to drop.

How does this affect your pocket?

The prolonged low interest-rate climate is bad news for savers. Bank deposits that are earning next to nothing are now set to drop even lower. And it could get worse. Although the BoE Governor strongly opposes negative interest rates, he confirmed he may cut the rate again to prevent a Brexit recession.

In this highly volatile time for sterling, you are also more vulnerable to currency exchange risk. It is natural for Britons to keep most of their savings and investments in British pounds. However, when you are living in Spain and spending euros, it can be much more expensive to take your income, like your pension, in pounds.

On the other hand, currency movements can present opportunities. It is a good idea to seek advice about what would work best for you. Ask your adviser about investment structures that can help you make the most of your finances in this difficult climate. You could, for example, limit currency exchange risk and maximise your income with options that allow flexibility to invest in different currencies and convert them when it suits you.

Are banks the safest option?

Many people worry about the risks of investing money for capital growth but overlook that there are also risks with leaving money in the bank.

Even the biggest banks can fail. Regulators regularly undertake ‘stress tests’ to gauge whether banks have enough of a financial ‘cushion’ to withstand a severe economic shock – and they do not always pass with flying colours. In the latest European Banking Authority stress test, banks from Spain, along with Italy, Ireland and Austria fared worst. Although British banks scored higher, a recent academic study claims that collectively the four biggest UK banks are £155 billion short of surviving a financial crisis.

Besides potential institutional failure, money in the bank can be eaten away by inflation over the longer term. If you want your savings to keep up your standard of living, you need to maintain your buying power over retirement with investments that grow over time.

Future-proof your finances: With Brexit likely to disrupt currencies and markets for a while, this is a good time to review how you structure your finances and consider alternative options for investing. By seeking professional advice, you can establish a savings and investment strategy that suits your particular circumstance, aims, time horizon and attitude to risk.

A well-diversified portfolio that spreads investments across different regions, asset types, sectors and currencies will limit your exposure in any one area.

This means you will be best placed to ride out this long low of interest rates and currency turbulence in these uncertain times.

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LOOKING FORWARD Thursday 8th December - Christmas Lunch at the Clubhouse Limited tickets, book early to avoid disappointment. Volunteer Chef Brenda and her team of ‘kitchen bitches’ will be preparing and serving a traditional Christmas lunch with all the trimmings..

Saturday 10th December - Annual Trip to Málaga Christmas Lights First pickup 5.00pm Eroski. Organiser Julie Wood. Millions of Christmas lights will be switched on in the city, which is the most festive lights you may ever witness. The festive lights will use new LED technology in order to reduce energy consumption and the spectacular display will be illuminated for 40 nights. See the lights switch on, a site to see as they come on in stages to welcoming cheers from spectators. Why not shop, visit the cathedral, or have a meal at the many restaurants some being very traditional Spanish.

Sunday 11th December - Christmas Themed Concert - Carols, Poems, Readings 7.30 for 8.00pm. Bring some Christmas finger food. Organiser Anne Hardwick.

Thursday 15th December - Christmas Lunch Out - Venue Nellie G’s, organiser Maggie Whittley.

Sunday 25th December - Christmas Lunch Time at The Club House On Christmas Day we are opening the club at 12noon until 2.30pm for a social get together. Only request please bring a plate of Christmas type finger food. Even if you are dining later, you can still spend a pleasant few hours with friends in your club.

There will be a free raffle, hopefully I can collect lots of prizes. Don’t be on your own come and join us.

Maureen Baldwin-Winckle Proposed for 2017: Friday 27th January - Trip To Málaga Car Museum and or Málaga Sales - Organiser Sue Potter February French Themed Supper By Ken Holloway - March 19th & 20th ICE Theatre Group Panto April golf Society Spring Cup & Lunch - Proposed Themed Suppers by Wilma Caribbean, Mexican and much more, watch this space.

EVENT MAY CHANGE, ALWAYS CHECK CLUB HOUSE NOTICE BOARD, ORGANISER OR STOP PRESS ON WEB SITE

2017 Lake Garda, Venice & Verona. 7 Nights from 3rd to 10th May 2017 OVER 30 MEMBERS HAVE RESERVED THEIR BOOKINGS, 250€ PER PERSON DEPOSITS NOW REQUIRED. BOOK EARLY TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT. This superb trip includes: Return transfers from Estepona area to Málaga airport. Direct return flights from Málaga to Milan Malpensa with Easyjet. Return transfers on arrival to your hotel on Lake Garda 7 nights 4 **** hotel accommodation at the Grand Hotel Liberty, Riva Del Garda.

Reduced entrance to the beauty and fitness centre included!

Hotel Website www.grandhotelliberty.it Breakfast and three course dinner included each day Full day excursion and guided tour of Venice. Full day excursion and guided tour of Verona Half day guided excursion on Lake Garda by boat viewing some of the beautiful sites and places of interest on the lake, including visits to Limone and Malcesine.

The services of a representative for all transfers and excursions Notes:1. Price will be inclusive of taxes and charges. 2. Price dependant on number of travellers will be per person, based on two sharing. 3. Includes free place based on shared occupancy on a minimum 50 paying customers. 4. Twin/Double room for single occupancy will have supplement .

I.C.E. Organiser Joan Thompson.

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Fings from the 50's - Tom Lehrer Who? Well, yes, quite. Unless you lived through the late 1950s and the early 1960s imagine he means nothing to you. And even if you did, well, he may not have been your type of thing. But if you did hear him perform the chances are that you find him unforgettable. So for the benefit of the uninitiated this is all about the man.

Thomas Andrew Lehrer was born on 9th April 1928 of Jewish parents in the Manhattan Borough of New York City. He is an American singer-songwriter, satirist, pianist and mathematician. He has lectured on mathematics and musical theatre. He is best known for the pithy, humorous songs he recorded in the 50s and 60s.

He began studying classical piano music at the age of seven, but was more interested in the popular music of the day so eventually his mother sent him to a popular-music piano teacher. At this early age he began to write his own show tunes.

Whilst studying mathematics as an undergraduate student at Harvard University, he began to write comic songs to entertain his friends. Those songs later were named The Physical Revue a joking reference to The Physical Review, a leading scientific journal.

Lehrer graduated with a BA in mathematics (magna cum laude, equivalent to a Cambridge first) at the age of 19 and received his MA a year later so he was clearly no slouch. He embarked upon a doctoral programme at Harvard taking time out for his musical career and to work as a researcher at Los Alamos, New Mexico. He served in the United States Army from 1955 to 1957 working at the National Security Agency (he states that during this time he invented the Jell-O Shot, as a means of circumventing liquor restrictions). Of course, all these experiences became fodder for later songs viz. "Fight fiercely, Harvard" "The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be" and "It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier."

Despite holding a master's degree in an era when American conscripts often lacked a high school diploma, Lehrer served as an enlisted soldier, achieving the rank of Specialist Four, which he described in a concert in London as being equivalent our "Corporal without portfolio"!

Lehrer was influenced mainly by musical theatre and therefore his style consists of parodying various forms of popular song. One example is a "list" song, which set out an unordered list of the chemical elements to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan's Major General's song from the Pirates of Penzance.

Some of his songs were decidedly risquĂŠ and all were poking fun at things accepted and revered by the American public. Take for example the Boy Scouts. Lehrer, while using only acceptable language and never resorting to "cuss" words effectively sends up the movement and what he advises is macabre and subversive. Beginning "Be prepared, that's the Boy Scout's marching song, be prepared as through life you march along" Lehrer advises his audience to "hide that pack of cigarettes, don't make book unless you can cover bets" "don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice". "Not unless you can cover half the price!" He ends by urging his audience that "if you're looking for an adventure of a new and different kind, and you come across a girl scout who is similarly inclined, don't be flustered, don't be nervous, don't be scared. Be prepared!"

Now all of this is tame stuff today when stand-up comedians are usually using filthy and offensive language as a matter of course. In 1957 this stuff was dynamite and can be regarded, along with what was being done by Peter Cook, Dudley Moore and the rest of the Cambridge Footlights gang as the start of the satire movement. Indeed Lehrer wrote for the American version of "That Was The Week That Was" the late night Saturday show put out by the BBC. Lehrer had, of course, started much earlier and the author Isaac Asimov recounted in his second autobiographical volume of seeing Lehrer perform in a Boston nightclub in 1954 when Lehrer sang very cleverly about Jim getting it from Louise and Sally getting it from Jim. He says that he eventually realised that "it" was the venereal disease. >>27 28

<<26 Also that as the combinations grew more grotesque, Asimov saw that he was satirising every perversion known to mankind without using 'a single unacceptable phrase. Can you imagine any of our current lot of so-called "funny men" achieving that?

It is tempting now having had the satire movement in it's entirety to forget the fact that Lehrer was way ahead of his time. He wrote "Fight fiercely Harvard" in 1945 when he was a freshman at the University.

One thinks of satire as being a 1960s thing but Lehrer was peddling his brand of civilised contempt for the cosy illusions and comforting familiarity of accepted sentiments long before His time at Los Alamos (at the heart of the US nuclear programme) in New Mexico produced his skit on the average American's love affair with the Old West "where the air is radioactive". The Yankee's loathing of the bigoted South comes out in "I wanna go back to dear Old Dixie" "The land of the bo weevil, where the laws are medieval" etc.

There is hardly an aspect of American life that he does not take his scalpel to and expose it for what it is. So it is not surprising that radio stations and record companies wanted, initially, to have nothing to do with him and he had to peddle his wares via the campuses of universities where the young students flocked to hear him. He was so obviously one of their own but he had a smooth sophistication about him that appealed to middle-class audiences of Britain as well and his concert in London I referred to before was a great success. It ends with his parody of the old revival hymn so loved by the "religious right" but what he is singing about is nuclear annihilation. "We shall all go together when we go" was the climax to the how had a rousing melody and was bitingly funny. I loved it.

He's still alive, I believe, and celebrated his so" birthday on 9th April 2008. Lehrer has said of his musical career, "If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the effort!"

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BOWLING OUR WAY! We meet Monday mornings at Benavista Bowls Club. It is quite a sociable morning why not come and join us?

9.45 for 10.15am start, 16 ends for just 8€ each, with a coffee break after 8 ends, price includes hire of woods if required.

Dress code is predominately white but the critical factor is footwear, shoes must be smooth soled with no ’pimples or crinkles’. The Management at Benavista strictly applies this rule. Drinks and food available at the bar at very reasonable prices.

Beginners, novices or your guests are always welcome.

Organisers Audrey Jinks and Terry Smith Who knows this handsome young lady?

Often seen at the club bar with her husband?

First member to name her to the editor for a free drink at the bar.

SHEILA ROIZ HOME CARER (ADMIN. STAFF) Since 1995, for the elderly & disabled persons.

AUX. DE AYUDA A DOMICILIO (AUX ADMIN.) Desde 1995, como INTERNA Con ancianos y personas dependientes.

BILINGÜE / BILINGUAL English, Spanish.

Tel: 696 34 50 26 Chilanita80@hotmail.com ESTEPONA / MARBELLA MÁLAGA (PROVINCIA)

Who Is This Spy??????

First Member to name him to the editor to win a drink at the bar.

Photo submitted by Joanna Huisman.

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Vic Loughran

Peter Dowd

Matters Free Video Calls to / from any Phone:.

Google Duo can be downloaded from your app store and can be used on either Android or Apple Phones. It allows one to make free video calls to any phone, both Android and iPhone. The cost is free if you are connected to Wi-Fi or within your monthly allowance for data. Setting up is straightforward and we suggest that you give it a try with a friend in the same room in order to familiarise yourself with the operation. Obviously your friend also needs to have the app installed.

Taking Notes on your mobile Phone: Very often you just want to make a brief note about a price or other information about an item.

There are many apps which do this work, but Notebook (by Zoho) does the job well. It can be downloaded from your app store In order to find it you will need to search for Note Book – Take Notes. * Notebook provides different ways to take notes and capture your thoughts. * Write notes. Start with text, add images, checklists, or audio, all in the same note. * Create checklists to get stuff done with the dedicated checklist note card. * Record audio notes while driving with the audio note card. * Capture moments using the dedicated photo note card.

Organise notes: * You can organise various notes into notebooks. * Notes can be grouped together. * You can reorder your notes within a notebook. * Move or copy note cards between notebooks.

If you have any questions or suggested topics for future editions, please email us vicloughran@siberme.com or peterdowd@siberme.com COMPUTER GROUP MEETING ‘STAY SAFE WITH FACEBOOK’ PRESENTATION BY SHEILA FOX FRIDAY NOVEMBER 18TH 11.00am @ CLUB 31

MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK Take great care when buying your Gin, as the strength can vary considerably dependant on where and what you buy.

It all began when people in the British Navy came up with the brilliant idea of mixing alcohol and gunpowder. When the sailors did this, they noticed that gunpowder in alcohol would ignite — but only when the alcohol was not too watered down. Always on guard against deficient rum, the sailors learned to mix in gunpowder and try to set fire to the lot. The flame was considered the 'proof' of the alcohol content.

Eventually, the official British 'proof' — or one hundred proof which corresponded to a level of taxation — was eleven parts alcohol to ten parts water. Today it is a requirement to state the strength of Gin as Alcohol By Volume (ABV) and this is what you will see on your bottle (usually shortened to Vol) This is approximately one-half of the old proof figure. It would be much more fun if they just tried to make it explode, though.

Our good friends from Brussels decided to issue a definition of what could be sold in the EU and the new EU definition for London Gin was passed into EU law on 20 February 2008 as part of the revised EU Spirit Drink Regulations. This set the ABV for this particular Gin as 37.5% and this is the standard used for most popular Gins in the UK such as Gordon’s etc. Bombay Sapphire and Beefeater are still sold at 40% Vol. Gordon's is sold in several different strengths depending on the market. Until as recently as 1992 the ABV in the UK was 40%, but it was then reduced from 40% to 37.5%, purportedly to bring Gordon's Gin into line with other white spirits such as white rum and vodka, but in reality to save money.

However, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY!, you can still buy Gordon’s Gin, for instance, at 47.3% Vol, as Export quality, and a careful perusal of the drinks shops in Main Street, Gibraltar will reveal that 47.3% Vol Gordon’s Gin is still available.

Tanqueray Gin is sold in two strengths, Export at 43.1% and Special dry at 47.3% The Spanish Gin Larios (Now owned by the USA Company Jim Beam) has a strength of 37.5% or 40% Vol and they have recently spent half a million pounds in the UK to promote Larios Gin in the UK market.

If you wish to buy even stronger Gin then you could do worse than buy Plymouth Navy Strength Gin at 57% Vol !!

Interestingly Bombay Sapphire Gin got its name from the gem that adorns the logo inspired by the 182-carat “Star of Bombay”” sapphire, discovered in Sri Lanka, and given to silent movie star Mary Pickford by her husband, Douglas Fairbanks Sr. (Rumour has it that she was speechless!)

For over 300 years, individual producers have guarded the secrets of their recipes. Most London Gins have a unique recipe, and producers do not publish the balance of each botanical used to give their gin a special flavour. All Gins are made with ethyl alcohol flavoured with juniper berries (juniperus communis) and other flavourings. The ethyl alcohol used must be distilled to the minimum standards stated in the EU Spirit Drink Regulations. In all types of Gin, the predominant flavour of must be juniper, and they must have a minimum retail strength of 37.5% Vol. Cheers Ron Sykes 32

UK TV SOLUTIONS

Whatever your circumstances may be, Fast, Slow or even No Internet we have the solution for you.

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IPTV: If you have a good, stable internet speed then this is by far the best solution for you. Our IPTV Box gives you all of the Free UK Channels that you have recently lost with no monthly fees to pay. This box will also turn you TV into a Smart TV, allowing you to Search the Web, Manage your Emails and even Skype your Friends & Family all from the comfort of your Sofa. €195 Delivered and Installed VPN: If you are a Sky subscriber and have an Internet Connection (fast speed not necessary) then you can enjoy the benefits of On Demand. On Demand is available to all Sky Subscribers with a Sky HD Box in the UK, however to take advantage of this here in Spain you will need a VPN Router.

NO INTERNET NO PROBLEM: If you have poor or no internet then you can access BBC, ITV & Channel 4 with this system. Utilise your existing Sky Dish, which will need to be realigned to the new satellite, or have another smaller dish installed if you want to continue watching your remaining Sky channels.

Fair fuel policy. Good rates. NO queues.

We will meet you at Malaga or Gibraltar Airport.

INDOOR parking at Malaga Airport 6€ a day / 4 weeks 110€ / 8 weeks 210€ / Full year 1,000€ (minimum charge 40€) Car Dent Removal Removed from bodywork at less than half the cost of normal repairs when the paint is not damaged. Ideal for dents caused by other car doors, golf balls, etc.

For a friendly chat to see which UK TV Solution is best for you Call Hilary on 951 893481/680837169 uktvsolutions.es@gmail.com

Tel/Fax: 952 88 55 89 Mobile: 619 44 66 88 Email: poolerentacar@hotmail.com www.poolerentacar.com

Anglican Church of Costa del Sol West SAN PEDRO at 10-00am Every Sunday we hold an Anglican Service of Holy Communion in the Hall adjoining the Parroquia Virgen del Rocio (near McDonalds).

SOTOGRANDE at 12-00pm Every 2nd and 4th Sunday we hold an Anglican Service of Holy Communion in La Iglesia Sra.de la Merced, the ‘Big Church’. 1st and 3rd Sundays are Methodist Worship services.

You will receive a very warm welcome at our Churches, and children are particularly encouraged to join in the Sunday school fun activities.

We conduct Wedding Blessings, Baptisms, Funeral services, and undertake pastoral care visits to the sick or needy.

Coffee Morning each Tuesday in Sabinillas from 11-00am, at the Cafe/Bar Tahona de Chana situated at the eastern end of Calle Duquesa de Arcos.

Our newly appointed Chaplain, Adrian Low, is becoming a well-known character in our community, and is described as ‘a breath of fresh air’. So do come and meet him together with his wife Joanna.

For further details about us, please contact Adrian on 952 808 605 or, Church Wardens:- San Pedro - Roger Richards on 952 891 765 Sotogrande - Ros Burns on 956 795 178 Visit our website for even more information: - www.costachurch.com 33

Brain Teaser: The Engagement Party. Diana, Jessica, Virginia, Bryan, James and Tom are old friends, who have known each other since childhood. Recently, they all left university at the same time and got themselves jobs. Even though they are in full time employment they still see each other regularly. For some time it has been clear that each of them has paired off and formed a stable heterosexual relationship with another member of the group. Now they have decided to get engaged and to announce their engagements at the same time to the rest of their friends at a party.

From the following information decide what engagements were announced at the party. Tom, who is older than James, is Diana’s brother. Virginia is the oldest girl. The total age of each couple is the same although no two of them are the same age. Jessica and James are together as old as Bryan and Diana.

Answer in next edition.

Brain Teasers submitted by Bryan Greetham Last Editions Brain Teaser: The Professionals. Why not have another go, answer below.

Simon, David, Clive and Justin are all professionals: one is a lawyer, one a dentist, one an accountant and one a teacher, although not necessarily respectively. What we want to know is what type of professional each of them is given the following facts: 1. Both Justin and the accountant took courses taught by the teacher at the local college. 2. Clive has never heard of David. 3. The accountant, who got Simon out of serious financial trouble by reorganising his finances, is now going to sort out Clive’s finances. 4. Clive and David were in the public gallery when the lawyer took on his first case in court. Answer below:

Tackling this sort of problem involves drawing all those inferences we think can safely be drawn from the facts we are given and then plotting them systematically on a structure or grid, gradually eliminating options on the structure so that we are left with the answers.

Divergences: From (1) we know that Justin is neither the accountant nor the teacher, so we can put crosses in the boxes opposite his name under the columns for these two professions. From (3) we can see that the accountant is neither Clive nor Simon, so again we can put crosses in the appropriate boxes. And from (4) it’s clear that neither Clive nor David is the lawyer, so we can put crosses those boxes too.

Convergences: Having plotted these on our structure we can now draw inferences from the convergences that we are left with. As we now know that Justin, Clive and Simon cannot be the accountant, this leaves just David. We can therefore put Xs in the other columns alongside David’s name. So now we know that according to (1) David has studied a course taught by the teacher, while (2) tells us that Clive does not know David. Consequently, Clive cannot be the teacher and thus, by elimination, he must be the dentist. This means we can now complete the dentist’s column. As a result there are three crosses in Justin’s boxes, so he must be the lawyer. And this leaves Simon as the teacher.

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GENERAL INFORMATION Coach trips: See trip information for times. Please ensure that you sit in the seat numbered on your ticket. We regret that we cannot stop at any other point unless agreed with the organiser, to pick up or put down. The organiser reserves the right to refuse to include any member they feel is not sufficiently able-bodied to follow the itinerary. Members are responsible for own travel insurance.

Buying your ticket: Please produce your membership card together with the correct money. Have prepared your choice of the menu if applicable. Final ticket booking: All tickets must be booked and paid for on or before the last Thursday coffee morning before the event. Late phone bookings cannot be accepted. Members are advised to attend the last Thursday before a trip in case there are any last-minute alterations.

Refunds: Cannot be given for either deposits or tickets, unless the organiser is notified in time, always providing the trip is full and a replacement can be found from the waiting list. Tickets are not transferable to other members without the authorisation of the organiser.

Tips: Included in the cost of coach travel and restaurants, but not for hotels.

Smoking: The smoking of tobacco, electronic cigarettes and any other substance is not be permitted anywhere in or on the premises of The International Club of Estepona, Bahia Dorada.

Dogs: Dogs are not allowed inside the clubhouse. They are permitted on the lower terrace but only when they are under the owner’s control by being attached to a lead which is held by the owner or attached to one of the hooks on the wall which are provided for that purpose.

Parking: When visiting the club please park considerately between white lines and never on yellow lines.

ACTIVITY ORGANISERS Art Group Regina Stall Art Class Mondays Ronnie Lilly Bowls Audrey Jinks Bowls Terry Smith Bridge…”Duplicate” Tim Taminiau Canasta Nigel Nevshehir Club Calendar Co-ordinator Sue Potter Posters & Tickets Vic Loughran Film Night Sue Potter Gardening Group Sandy Avis Genealogy Dave Hackett Golf Organiser Alan Davis ICE Players (Drama Group) Margaret Hall Keep Fit Sue Jenkins-Better Ladies’ Lunches Margaret Whittley Librarian Peter Galloway Librarian Assistant Tracy Bird Lottery Organiser Mavis Tolfree Quiz Night, Songs of Praise, Art Class Joan Thompson Rambling & Slimmer's Group Sue Potter Spanish Lessons Martin Holmes Ticket Sales Joanna Mitchell Ticket Sales, Advertising Manager Jackie Simmonds Ticket Sales Patricia Smith Videos Roger Richards Wake Organiser Julie Wood Whist Lin Ingram

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WELFARE: Members requested to notify our welfare officer, Julie Wood if they know of any member who is ill. 952 913 174 , 639 542 387, email: woodiesvine@gmail.com HOSTESS : Introduce new members : - Maureen Baldwin-Winckle 952 791 812

MAGAZINE ADVERTISING RATES AS FROM 1ST JANUARY 2011 For adverts presented in desired layout, includes inclusion on our web site with links to your site if applicable. Classified Ads: Members Only, Free Quarter page - 6€ per month - colour 7€ per month Half page - 12€ per month- colour 14€ per month Full page - 24€ per month - colour 28€ per month (Discounts:- for 6 months 10%, and for 12 months 20%) PLEASE NOTE: Colour is only available to inside front and rear cover pages and rear cover, also adjacent to centre pages.

Advertising fees to be prepaid before the 20th of the month to:Jackie Simmonds, Advertising Manager, Tel. 952 797 921 or 652 798 107 Copy to be in before the 15th of any month, for inclusion in the following month’s issue.

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JUST FOR A SMILE A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter.

"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $155,000 asking price," said the older man.

"Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $130,000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there was no way you could discount this model."

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man......

"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that asshole to lower the price.................

See you later, dad."

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your bloody hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided, he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm cheesed off that you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."

(You're going to love the Dad's reply!)

"Did you also notice they all bloody walked everywhere they went?!!"

Submitted by Chic Danby * A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. * No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Submitted by * A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

Joanna Mitchell * Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. * A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Word Grid Answer: AWARENESS

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