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CLUB SIBERME CLUB SIERRA BERMEJA SOCIO-CULTURAL DE ESTEPONA
INTERNATIONAL CLUB OF ESTEPONA FOR ALL ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE
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February 2016 Edition www.siberme.com
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ICE Magazine Contents Page 5 President’s Letter, & information Page 6/7 2016 AGM Information Page 8 Bulletin Board & Information Page 10 Members’ Articles Page 11 Valentines and Electricity Page 12/13/14/15 Past Events Page 16 February & Future Events Page 18 Blevins Franks Article Page 22/23 February Calendar Page 29 Members’ Hospital Experience
Page 30 Golf Society, Bowling News, Nigel's Classified Ad’s Page 32/33 South Africa Holiday, Member Article Page 34/35 Portugal Trip Details - 2016 Pickups Page 36 Amazing Lemons Members Article Page 37 Technology Matters Page 39 Leisure Page Page 40 General Information Page 41 Committee and Advert Information Page 42 Just for a Smile
Thanks to all those who have contributed items for your magazine this month, please keep them coming. WANTED: Further input from members for your magazine, articles , experiences, useful information, recipes, anything of interest. It is getting more difficult to fill the pages.
President: Sue Potter Editor: Terry Smith Advertising: Jackie Simmonds Disclaimer: - The committee wishes to declare that ICE does not accept responsibility for the contents of articles nor the claims made by advertisers. Printed by Digiprint, Avda Litoral, Edificio Visamar, Blq 2 Local 9, 29680 Estepona Visit Our New Improved Club Website: www.siberme.com Free Wi-Fi for members at the clubhouse. Now upgraded to 8Mb The magazine is published on the website on or before the first day of each month. PLEASE MENTION ICE CLUB & MAGAZINE WHEN CONTACTING ADVERTISERS.
EDITORIAL: Well before we know it spring will be upon us, looking forward to seeing all the spring flowers out in the country. Already the days are drawing out, evenings getting lighter. Looking forward to this year’s club events, some new ideas and return of some of the most popular, please give your support especially to the organisers who go to great lengths putting the programs together for your enjoyment. Should any member have any ideas for an event or wish to assist in the organising please speak to one of the committee. PLEASE NOTE FOR 2016 NEW COACH PICKUP POINT ADDED: EROSKI BUS STOP LOS HIDALGOS
Editor Terry Smith Email: terrysmith@siberme.com Phone 951 276 690 Mobile 677 656 319
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PRESIDENT’S LETTER: Since my last letter to you all we have had to say final farewells to Peter Brookes, John Ferguson and Michael Shaw, 2015 has been the worst year for members dying, so please everyone, keep healthy. Due to ill health, Rosemary Ferguson has had to return to UK to live nearer her son, Rosemary is an Honorary Member and for many years was an active member of the Committee and in the theatre group. Who could forget her version of Cinderella!!! We have recently held our Ramblers' lunch, surprisingly we had 17 people walk and 49 eating, seems to me that anything where food involved is a hit with us all!! The coming months see a variety of new events being held and the return of others, so please read your magazine, attend the Thursday meeting and keep in touch with the website so that you don't miss anything. Hopefully, by the time you read this, the new front door will be fitted, hopefully you will agree that it's a vast improvement on the old one. By the time you read this you should have all renewed your membership, if you haven't, whats keeping you, and of course you won't be able to attend the AGM in March. Any nominations or proposals for the AGM have to be lodged with our Secretary by mid February. Hoping you enjoy the Club events, see you at some of them and please remember to inform the Committee of any trip or event that you would like the Club to hold. Sue Potter
SAD NEWS With great regret we have to announce the death of John Ferguson November 25th 2015. Our sympathies go out to Rosemary and family. John was a long time member of the club, having joined during 1997, and had been a keen member of the Drama Group. Reverend Father Maurice Horsey passed away on the 6th December 2015 in the Costa del Sol Hospital after a road accident and then a stroke. Many of you will remember him. Our thoughts are with his wife Dorothy who is a current member. Maurice had been frail due to a kidney complaint and received dialysis three times a week. They were both past ramblers of the I.C.E. Club. We are sorry to inform you that Michael Shaw has passed away. You may remember Michael who was with Sybil and both were regular members of ICE. Our sympathies go to Sybil, family and friends. The Club Welcomes New Members Fiona and Barry Milne Wendy and Michael Bannon Jaqui Scott Bryan Greetham Patricia Rowe Beatrix and Philippe Mena Ann Moore Rainer Griebel Carole Parker Patricia Gommersall Elizabeth Brookes George Geis Siri Mong Mary and Clive Jacklin Helge Torstensen Shirley and Michael Faugh (Some having rejoined after a break in membership) 2016 MEMBERSHIP FEE IS NOW DUE, SEE TRACY BIRD. MEMBERSHIP CAN BE PAID BY BANK TRANSFER SEE TED LUNNISS Food For Thought Is a pain in the belly hard to stomach?
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THE INTERNATIONAL CLUB OF ESTEPONA (I.C.E.) SIBERME THE ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING
POSTAL VOTING The Annual General Meeting will take place on Thursday 10th March 2016. As agreed previously, Members who are unable to attend may vote by Postal Vote. (See below) May I draw your attention to Article 8 in the Club Statutes? Article 8
Subject to the provisions of Article 9, all resolutions proposed at a General Meeting will be
approved only if a favorable vote is forthcoming from a majority of the Members present or represented. Each Member shall be entitled to one vote only. Any Member unable to attend may personally apply to the Secretary for a postal vote for the published agenda. It will be issued specifically for that Member. Such postal vote will be valid only and exclusively for the meeting specified to which it relates and only for the nominated item or items indicated on the Agenda and verified on the postal voting form, which shall be submitted to the Secretary not less than 24 hours prior to the time of first call for such meeting. The President may direct that a sealed ballot is taken for the vote on any resolution which, in his or her opinion, is likely to be particularly contentious. You can apply to the Secretary for a postal vote in person, by letter, by telephone, by e-mail or on-line via the club web site, (www.siberme.com) any time from now until the Sunday before the meeting ( Sunday 6th March 2016).** Please apply as early as possible to allow our Secretary time to record your request and obviously if you are applying for a Postal Vote by post and would like to receive your voting papers by post then allow sufficient time. Our Secretary’s details are:Margaret Whittley ICE Club Secretary, C/o The ICE Club, Urbanization Bahia Dorada, Entrance 5, Km. 149, A7, Estepona 29680, Målaga. Tel:- 951972577 or 634328114 e-mail: mwhittley83@gmail.com Margaret will need to know your membership number, your name, your address, your contact telephone number and your e-mail address, if you have one. She also needs to know how you want the Postal Voting Form sending to you i.e. by hand, by post or by e-mail.
The Agenda will be known 20 days before the meeting and the form will be sent to you as soon as is possible after this date. It will be your responsibility to see that the form is returned to the Secretary not less than 24hours before the A.G.M. (i.e. before 10.00am on Wednesday 9th March 2016.)** ** To facilitate both last minute personal requests for a Postal Vote and the return of Postal Voting papers, Margaret will be in the Clubhouse (normal opening hours) on both Sunday March 6th, and, for returning Postal Voting papers only, on Tuesday March 8th.
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THE ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING Information and advice for Members The Annual General Meeting (AGM) will be held on Thursday March 10th 2016 Entry strictly by top floor door only. First call 10.30am, second call 11.00am. All Members have the right to participate in any AGM and to vote on all resolutions put forward. Any Member may introduce a proposal at the AGM but must submit the proposal in writing to the Club Secretary not less than twenty days before the Meeting. The document has to be signed by the Proposer and countersigned by a Member seconding and supporting the proposal. Any proposal concerning the Statutes cannot be accepted. Statutes can only be changed at an E.G.M. convened for that purpose. The Agenda for the Meeting will be published in the Club Magazine and on the Club Website and Notice Board on the Club Premises not less than fourteen days before the date of the Meeting. Any Member unable to attend the Meeting may apply personally by telephone, in writing, by e-mail, via web site, or in person to the Secretary for a Postal Vote for the published agenda. Application may be at any time and should indicate the method of delivery of same. No Member may apply for a Postal Vote for any other Member. The Postal Vote will be issued specifically to the applying Member. Such Postal Vote must be returned to the Secretary not less than 24 hours prior to the time of the first call for the Meeting.
In "Any Other Business" any item concerning The Club may be discussed. Proposals may be made and voted upon provided that: They do not involve Changes to the Statutes (see the rule above). They do not involve changes to The Rules. Any proposition concerning The Rules must appear on The Agenda so that the Members will have due notice of same. The following committee positions will be vacant at the time of the AGM and elections will take place during this AGM: 2 committee positions. The following is a total of committee positions available for nomination and voting at time of AGM. 2 committee positions. Nominations from any member willing to be considered to undertake any of the above positions must apply to the club secretary for nomination form to be completed and returned not less than 20 days before AGM To comply with Club Statutes Article 19: Unless opposed the following committee members are willing to continue their current positions: Brenda Taylor Catering Manager and Ted Lunniss Treasurer Club Statutes Article 19: Any other Member seeking election to the Committee, whether as one of the Principal Officers or otherwise, shall submit written notice of his or her intention to the Secretary, countersigned by ten other Club Members supporting such nomination, not less than twenty days prior to the next General Meeting. The first member to sign nomination form needs to be aware and willing to stand up and introduce the prospective committee member and why they would be eligible for the position for the good of the club. Please note members wishing to apply for the posts of President or Vice President must have been a member for at least 2 years. Closing date for nominations being Tuesday 19th February 2016. A secret vote will then take place at the AGM for positions stated. 7
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BOOK LIBRARY: CAN MEMBERS PLEASE NOT SUBMIT HARDBACK BOOKS TO THE LIBRARY, PAPERBACKS WILL ONLY BE ACCEPTED. Returned books should be placed at the foot of the first half of the alphabet as designated - the librarian will then sort. DVD Library: Can members please ensure they sign for all borrowed films and add membership number, Please return films as soon as possible and sign as returned. Jigsaw Puzzles: There is a selection of jigsaw puzzles available stored under the video library. They are mostly 500 pieces, some 1,000. Glasses, cups etc: Please return to the bar before leaving the club. Please place used unbroken bottles carefully in bin provided, which is positioned under the dartboard. Return plates and cutlery to the kitchen. Terrace Doors: Those people who open terrace doors are responsible for closing same. TRIP CANCELLATIONS MUST BE REFERRED IN FIRST INSTANCE TO THE ORGANISER IMPORTANT: TELL THE BAR STAFF OF ANY BROKEN GLASS AND THEY WILL DISPOSE OF IT.
PLEASE NOTE: NOT IN SPAIN? RENEWING YOUR ANNUAL CLUB MEMBERSHIP CAN BE CARRIED OUT BY BANK TRANSFER. FOR DETAILS PLEASE CONTACT CLUB TREASURER TED LUNNISS 608 601 230 EMAIL: ted_lunniss@hotmail.co.uk IMPORTANT, ALL ORGANISERS PLEASE NOTE: THE CLUBHOUSE FURNITURE MUST BE LEFT AS SET FOR A THURSDAY MEETING BEFORE LEAVING THE CLUB. SWITCH OFF LIGHTS, FANS AND AIR CONDITIONERS. SET BUILDING ALARM AND LOCK DOORS. YOUR CLUB NEEDS YOU - MORE VOLUNTEERS REQUIRED - GREAT FOR MEETING OTHER MEMBERS Your club is run by volunteers, without them we cannot function. Help is required for the following: The club urgently requires more bar volunteers, just once a month would be a great help, training available, see Mac McIntyre Bar Manager. Required also catering help to prepare food and serve on occasional Thursdays, no washing up, see Brenda Taylor Catering Manager. Required also meeters and greeters to man the front door for just an hour on a Thursday club morning, see Maureen Baldwin-Winckle. Again just the odd occasion would be a help.
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Contact Sue Potter Walk Co-ordinator 637 148 660 or 952 892 386 Ramblers Please Note: The club does not have any Insurance Policy in force in relation to its Rambling activities, and all members and their guests participate entirely at their own risk. Neither the club nor any walk leader will be responsible for any injury or loss suffered by any participant however caused. Those attending rambling events should be suitably attired with stout walking footwear and carry waterproofs in case of weather change. You should carry a packed lunch and adequate liquids for duration of ramble.
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Renew Your Spanish Driving License We went to La Linea to renew our driving licenses, it was quicker than quick, we were out of the office in 20 minutes after both of us had gone through all the tests and paid up. The new licences will be sent home to us within a few weeks. Parking was so easy in the brand new parking area, Santa Barbara, right opposite the Traffico office. When we left we had been less than 30 minutes in the parking area. I asked if this office is only for Cadiz province, the answer was that they cater for the whole of Spain!! So no need to go all the way to Malaga, this is so much easier and quicker. Submitted by Jo-Anna Huisman This Months Recipe - Salmon Fish Cakes. It's delicious, quick to prepare and so healthy. Serves 2 portions: cooked salmon (left over or gently fried) roughly crumble, 1 cooked potato mashed 1 small onion and 1 clove of garlic, chop, blanch, do not brown. Salt, Pepper, plenty of parsley, 1 egg, breadcrumbs. Mix and form as a small flat cakes, roll in breadcrumbs and fry gently until browned. Serve with a nice salad. Buen provecho! Wilma Keeley HERE’S THE PICTURE ……Let’s say you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day. You're really tired, upset and frustrated Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. BUT WILL YOU be able to make it that far? You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives! A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail, kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we'll save at least one life. Submitted by Sue Potter I.C.E. Club does not accept responsibility for the contents of articles. Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your >>>>> glasses. My wife and I had words, >>>>> But I didn't get to use mine.
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How much do we know about St Valentine? We know he is the reason we send cards on the l4th February and that he was beheaded. What did he do to deserve such a grim fate? He was born in Terni Italy and lived (perhaps somewhat briefly) during the reign of Claudius 11. As a young man he studied the priesthood and practised his faith diligently. It seems that Claudius was ambitious and wanted to increase the size of his army and came up with the idea that if the young men were prevented by law from marrying then they would look to the army for their future rather than domestic bliss. The story goes that this new law was much hated. The Emperor was tough and unpredictable and the fate of anyone breaking his laws was extremely unhealthy to say the least. Valentine at some point determined to carry out Christian marriages and went about secretly performing the ceremony as often as possible. Needless to say Claudius heard of this transgression and Valentine was immediately imprisoned The Emperor would not be seen to be having his decrees being thwarted by a lowly priest and ordered that Valentine be beheaded. The death sentence was duly carried out. Eventually because of his strong faith in his Christian beliefs the church declared him to be a saint. The practice of sending loving cards became popular in Victorian times. Genteel decorous young ladies would send carefully embroidered cards to their friends. At some point it appears that a young lady took courage and sent such a card to possible husband material and the custom took off eventually becoming a more relaxed custom. St Valentine Day now is pretty commercialised but what the hell receiving a loving card from an admirer or one's nearest and dearest is still very agreeable! Submitted by Olive Spring. Where does your electricity come from in Spain? I find the numbers are quite interesting. On average, around a quarter of Spain's electricity comes from Spain´s seven Nuclear power stations whilst the next biggest providers are Wind Turbines with just under a quarter of the total. Along with Hydroelectric power, these three are all considered as renewable, non polluting energy sources and provide approaching two-thirds of Spain's total generation capacity. On occasion Wind power alone has provided nearly one-third of Spain's power generation and has thus been Spain's largest single source of energy. Coal and gas powered power stations make up most of the remaining capacity. So love them or hate them the wind Turbines are here to stay and will make an increasingly significant contribution to Spain’s electricity generation. The largest user of Wind power in Europe is Denmark with over one-third of its requirement met by Wind. Portugal is next, slightly ahead of Spain, but Germany and the UK are well behind with less than one-tenth of their total demand being met by Wind Turbines. Despite Spain's abundant sunshine, Solar power makes up only a small fraction of the generating capacity and has yet to prove an economic source of power due to the high capital costs and the unavailability of the sun at night. One Solar plant near Seville has, however, managed to export power at night by using the suns rays to heat up and store molten salts which are then used to make steam to power turbines and make electricity. Submitted by Ron Sykes 11
PAST EVENTS 20th
Friday November - Trip to Rute It was an early start to the day, most of us probably had only time for a cup of our favourite hot drink, so the first coffee stop was very welcome. For those that managed to stay awake the view of the countryside was very good and the bus was very comfortable. We were lucky to have a lovely sunny day as we arrived in Rute, the first stop being at the interesting sugar museum which had large displays all made from sugar including a life size statue of Michael Jackson. Next we crossed the road to an Anís museum, this turned out to be a display of hundreds of bottles and artefacts celebrating many historic events, then ‘best bit’ tasting of the Anis. Then onto the highlight of the day the Galleros chocolate factory. First is the museum to view the latest displays which are all made from chocolate and included life-size statues of the Spanish Royal Family, and the Pope made entirely in white chocolate. The Belen village display is an outstanding display again made with chocolate and some of us found the gentlemen sitting on the toilet apparently an annual tradition for the children to spot. The factory shop was like a magnet to members. Afterwards we went on to Rute village to look, taste and buy lots more chocolates, turron, jamon, sausage and have a little tipple in the bar. On return to the bus a few of us felt that after all that tasting of samples lunch might not be needed. We left Rute and went onwards to Lake Iznajar for lunch at the Hotel looking down on the lake. It was a lovely situation, very impressive. Well done and thanks to Di for the organising. A number of I.C.E. members were recently spotted at the International Theatre Studio production of ‘Waiting for Gateaux’ at the Atalaya Park Hotel. A very funny comedy based in a ‘Health Club.’ It was a very slick performance by all the cast with a special mention for a regular on the stage Paul Baker. Thanks go to the director Kate Jackson (I.C.E. member) for keeping us informed of the Studio’s program of events. Thursday 3rd December - Christmas Lunch at I.C.E. Club What a successful Christmas lunch, a great atmosphere. We would like to thank Brenda and her team and the folks that manned the bar plus anyone else involved for their hard work which without we would not have had such a wonderful afternoon. Thank you so much once again. Smalls Talk by Sue and Clive Read Submitted by Yvonne Harrison This Autumn it was my turn to take on the decision and choice of what to do for our I.C.E. Players. After reading "Smalls Talk" some months ago and laughing out loud, I decided this was the one. So, instead of our usual, Review or Pantomime, the players decided, after a couple of read throughs to go ahead. We all worked hard to learn the lines of a very wordy play, not always easy, especially when one is past fifty! We had to overcome sick leave and indeed our Lady Lace demonstrator battled on through her extreme back pain. All the hard work paid off when we heard the laughter from the audience, wonderful, even the parts we hadn't thought funny. Thank you for your support. Should we do more plays? Please let us know. See further article on page 13. Photos by Tony Sugarman
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SMALLS TALK by Sue and Clive Read. I.C.E. Presentation Submitted by Geoff Morgan Many Club members went to see the I.C.E. Players doing their new presentation, not sure if it was called Small Talk, Smalls Talk or Small Stalk, but it sounded interesting. It was all about a lingerie party attended by five women and the rep from Lady Lace! The story unfolds to reveal Linda (Angeline Bate) trying to shove husband Rex (Richard Wood) off to the pub so that the party could proceed, but Rex has his eye on the ‘girl-next-door,’ Tracy (Lin Sowden), and was unwilling to leave. Linda’s sister Carol (Yvonne Harrison) has invited two others, Dot (Julie Wood) and Emma (Marion Allen), and after some chit-chat amongst the women, the party turns into a makeover of a very dowdy Emma in order to win back the affections of her errant husband, using the talents of the Lady Lace rep, Dawn (Elayne Sugerman). It begins to sound like a coming together of a cul-de-sac in Solihull and Anne Summers. But this play was a professionally written one, a move away from the home-grown variety of plays previously put on by the Players. It cost the Club copyright fees and it was essential to recover those costs with good audiences. The players had huge scripts to learn and the props, sound and lighting were equally challenging. Not least amongst the supporting crew was the prompt, Anne Hardwick, and it has to be said that while the script was funny, there were almost as many laughs from the audience created by the repartee between the cast and Anne, as the play proceeded, ‘I was just going to say that!’ was one indignant retort, while others on stage queried, ‘Wasn’t I supposed to say that?’ A level of entertainment neither the RSC nor the Whitehall Theatre ever achieved. But to give credit where due, the whole cast – and Anne – were excellent. Yvonne, acting and directing was central to all that went on, and did her job so well. Not only the words but the face! Dawn (Elayne) the rep, tries to move the party on towards a sale, but is always going to lose as the drinks are poured. Her plea of, ‘No dear, not while I’m working.’ soon peters out and when Dot (Julie) takes a sherry instead of another cup of tea, only Emma (Marion) is left sober. But not for long, thanks to Rex’s home-made wines. Linda (Angeline), as hostess and whose watchwords are, ‘Look at me when I’m talking to you!’ (and who would dare not to!) controls Rex throughout, who for his part forces his attentions on the next-door neighbour, Tracy (Lin), finally catching her in the middle of her striptease (to the appropriate la-la’ed music by cast and audience) at the end of the first act. Emma becomes the focus of attention in Act 2. I had to look at the programme to reassure myself that Emma was really being played by Marion - she looked so awful! But the bedraggled duck turns into the swan by the end, back to normal. Marion deserves a word of appreciation for having allowed herself to be made up to look so rough; in doing so she allowed Tracy to deliver some delightfully snide comments at her, and give her a few looks that would have shattered glass. Well done, both of them. In their turn, Angeline, Elayne, Julie, Yvonne and Richard each delivered their lines well and ad libbed as necessary with each other and with Anne on the touchline. A last word must go to Yvonne for her direction. Adapting a play to suit the stage and the players available is just one other problem to be resolved. Using the rack of clothes as the curtain behind which all sorts of things were happening, was brilliant. The portrayal of the smell of Vick (no, not Vic, the programme and posters man!) as Emma removes her vest, was priceless. The constant flow of booze that denied Dawn any sales all evening was spot on, as was the judicious use of the catalogues! But what I found the best was the succession of faces pulled by the cast, something that only works with the intimacy of a small audience. Top marks, Yvonne. Yes, it must have been an enormous task getting the words right (well, near enough!) but it really was worth all the effort made. Well done to all the players, the supporting crew and the audiences that made it all worthwhile. At the end of the Sunday performance Sue Potter spoke for us all in thanking those involved with the show, and declaring it the best yet. When is the next one? 13
Presentation by Helicopteros Sanitarios Thanks go to Pian Whyatt for the presentation and information of the services available to both members and non-members of Helicopteros Sanitarios. Some information we were aware of and some we were not. Of special interest was the panic buttons that when pressed will give a GPS signal direct to Helicopteros Sanitarios and begin a 2 way conversation for assistance. Also what we were not aware of, a member can contact Helicopteros Sanitarios from anywhere outside their work area to query treatment. Many questions were raised by club members at the meeting, and thanks to Pian for remaining later at the club to answer many personal questions one to one. Thursday 10th December - C.A.P. Singers Visit I must say a big thank you to President, Sue Potter and committee for inviting the C.A.P. Singers once again to entertain the members at your coffee morning. Our programme was completely new this year, so lots of learning to do. As always we had a very warm welcome and enjoyed you all singing along with us. The Singers thank you for your generous donations to our charity, Cudeca, which amounted to 267€. We wish you a peaceful Christmas and a healthy new year. Regards, Yvonne Harrison. Saturday 12th December - Trip to Malaga Christmas Lights Following a relaxing journey we arrived beside the Big Wheel, a short walk from the Malaga city centre, arriving just a few minutes before the Christmas lights were switched on. What a fantastic display, a tunnel of sparkling white light the whole length of the street and decorated with moons and stars, a sight difficult to explain in words. We walked the length of the tunnel coming to the main square where there was a giant Christmas tree covered in sparkling lights. It was then decided that an aperitif was a good way to celebrate our trip, a suitable hostelry was soon found. Adding to the pleasure of viewing the Christmas displays was the carnival atmosphere in the traffic free streets. Crowds of people from the very young to the more ‘elderly’ were out enjoying themselves. There were street artists, sellers of all kinds, including the balloons for the kids. Music was provided by a youthful Spanish band. The open shops added to the pleasure of the evening for those looking for items from a wide range of quality outlets. Later there was still time for a leisurely dinner at one of the number of varied restaurants nearby before returning to our coach. Thank you Di for organising such an enjoyable trip. Thursday 17th December - Club Christmas Lunch Out at Nellie G’s Following the normal Thursday meeting at the club it was a quick getaway for many to meet at Neli G’s for 1.00pm for a lunch out. Over 50 members arrived to find we had the main restaurant all to ourselves seated at nicely decorated tables for 10. Much pulling of crackers, donning of paper hats and enjoying a great atmosphere. The staff were very efficient and attentive, once first drinks were served the selection of starters soon arrived. Main courses were choice of turkey Christmas dinner or sea bass, all agreed a very tasty meal. For those that could manage it there was then a selection of desserts followed by coffee. There was good support saying ‘lets do it again next year’, so be ready when bookings start at the end of next year as it is likely to sell out quickly. Well done to Neli G’s and Maggie for the organising. Friday 25th December - Christmas Lunchtime at the Clubhouse Another Christmas over, and thanks to Maureen together with Jackie and Mac for a lovely Christmas morning at the club. A good show of members enjoyed another one of Maureen's get together especially for those members alone this Christmas. There was the usual nibbles, mince pies etc. and Jackie and Mac manning the bar for Christmas cheer. Everyone received a present from Santa thanks to Maureen who must have sent him an early letter from the club. This was a lovely morning and a big thank you from all of us to all those who helped. 14 Submitted by Julie Wood
Saturday 9th January - Wilma's German Themed Supper A great deal of hard work by Wilma and her many helpers, well done to all and thankyou. A lot of the volunteers’ own time was spent in preparation and cooking. Once again a well decorated clubhouse in German colours, and Doug’s Oompah band hiding behind the stairs. Also thanks to the busy bar staff on the night. Wednesday 13th January - Ramblers Get Together and Lunch - La Torre, Pedregales Poligono Its amazing, 49 attending, some having completed the morning ramble. This restaurant never gets phased by the number of customers arriving and always welcoming. Pepe and his staff cope very well with no extra help, orders are taken swiftly and food arrives freshly cooked and hot. More expensive restaurants could probably learn something. A great meal, lot of hamburgers being ordered this time due to Bob’s sales pitch. Once again, good atmosphere, we can show the Spanish some noise! If you have not yet tried this restaurant it is to be recommended, just 9€ for three course menu del dia with a drink. And views of the country side, can’t be bad!!!! Thanks Sue for the organising. Monday 18th January - Doug’s RUBBISH Mystery Trip A full coach was booked for Doug's mystery trip and the first big surprise was that it wasn't raining. First pick up was Sabinillas and all along the coast as usual but then we took the Benahavis turn off, 2nd surprise we took the A7 back towards Estepona! Where were we going, many thoughts including a tour round Estepona but no, we took the small Casares road, perhaps we were going to Adana or Pedregales Park but no, perhaps we were going to Venta Torre for coffee, but no we passed all these and turned into the............dump!!!!!!!!!!! 3rd surprise. The coach stopped and we all entered a big room with models of the plant and many photos. Our guide, who only spoke Spanish proceeded to tell us the workings of the recycling plant, Doug translated for us but sometimes the guide spoke for a couple of minutes and Doug translated with 4 words. After about 30 minutes we went into another room, with seats, and we watched a video, all in Spanish, of how the plant worked. The plant only takes grey and yellow bins from Fuengirola to Manilva, it has been there 16 years and only anticipates being there for another 15 as it would then have run out of landfill sites. Jesus the guide told us which rubbish should go into which bin and if in doubt told us to put it in the grey bin. I learnt that I was wasting water washing yogurt pots etc as they were washed at the plant and that if you have a tin with a plastic lid you should separate them into the yellow bin as a magnet picks out all tins while the plastic continues on the conveyor belt. Recyclable plastic is made into small bricks which is then sold to various companies to be made back into other plastic objects or compressed into bricks used for fence posts. Jesus told us that it was better to recycle things by giving them new life as something else e.g cover a plastic bottle with the top half removed to make it into a flower vase! There was so much technical information I'm sure most of us have forgotten it. We then had a tour, in the coach, around the grounds to see the machinery, unfortunately it was lunch break so didn't see any working. By this time it was 1p.m. and most of us were desperate for a drink so after waving goodbye to Jesus we went to Venta Torre for lunch. Apparently Doug had been up Wednesday morning before the Rambler's lunch to tell the owners not to say anything to us as it was a secret that we'd be there for lunch again today! At 4p.m. we all made our way back to the coach only to find that poor Jackie had fallen over and had a nasty cut over her eye, after being attended to we all made our way home. I'm not sure how many of us would have booked tickets for this visit to the dump but most of us found it interesting if a bit long. Thanks Doug, how are you going to beat this I wonder!!! Submitted by Sue Potter 15
FEBRUARY EVENTS
PLEASE NOTE: TICKET SALES CLOSE 12.30pm ON THURSDAY MORNINGS. CORRECT MONEY PLEASE.
WHEN BOOKING AN EVENT CURRENT MEMBERSHIP CARDS MUST BE SHOWN CANCELLED TICKETS MUST FIRST BE REFERRED TO EVENT ORGANISER
Friday 5th February - Quiz Night 8 for 8.30pm, Quiz Master Doug Proctor Monday 8th February - Members Film Night - 7.30 for 8.00pm. Kingsman The Secret Service – dapper laughs in thrillingly adolescent 007 pastiche. Colin Firth’s well-turned-out secret agent is both homage and mickey-take of Bond. Tues. 9th February - Shrove Tuesday - Pancake Races & Pancake Lunch 12pm Saturday February 13th - Valentines Celebration - Dinner and Dance To Mandy L 7.00 for 7.30pm. 65 tickets only, 32€, 35€ guests, meal by Nellie G Restaurant Starters: roast red pepper & tomato soup with a basil pesto - hot smoked salmon, beetroot, walnut & horseradish salad - ham hock terrine with piccalilli, roast garlic and mustard toast. Mains: roast chicken supreme served with a leek and mushroom ragu, fondant potatoes and red wine and rosemary jus - grilled sea bass with a lemon and herb crust served with garlic creamed spinach and pommes anna - butternut squash and barley risotto topped with crispy sage, rocket and goats cheese. Deserts: chocolate nemesis served with vanilla cream - apple and berry crumble served with custard - glazed lemon tart with raspberry fool Wednesday 17th February Ladies and Gents Who Lunch Out - Organiser Maggie Sunday 21st February - Songs of Praise 4.30 for 5.00pm, organiser Joan Thompson Friday 26th February - Trip to Mahou San Miguel Brewery, Malaga, start Eroski 8.00am, organiser Terry Smith Saturday 27th February - Murder Mystery Evening & Three Course Supper by Brenda 18€ members, 21€ guests. Organiser Joan Thompson, 7 for 7.30pm.
EVENTS FOR YOUR DIARY Tuesday 8th March at 11.00am - First Garden Club Meeting of 2016 Meeting in the Clubhouse . Thursday March 10th - Club A.G.M. see pages 6 & 7 Wednesday 16th March - Ladies and Gents who Lunch Out - Organiser Maggie Whittley Thursday 17th March - St Patricks Night Live music by members - music for dancing and making merry, jokes and tales. Guinness and much more. Always a free and great night. Organiser Joan Thompson. Saturday 19th March - Fashion Show By Elizabeth Couture - Organiser Joan Thompson Wednesday 23rd March - Trip To Ronda - Village Of Bygone Years Friday 25th March - Fish/Pie and Chips Evening with Rob and Sue, 7.30 for 8.00pm Wednesday 13th April - Trip to Castellar Zoo Friday 15th April - Walk Around Estepona Guided by Anne Hardwick Tuesday 19th April:- Golf Spring Cup and lunch. See notice board & page 30. Saturday 23rd April - St Georges Day Celebration Dinner 2nd To 4th May -Trip to Feria del Caballo (Horse Fair) Jerez de la Frontera with 2 nights stop at Posada Hotel, San Luca, Optional trip to Doñana National Park. See Wilma Keeley, 105€ per person members, 130€ superior room per person members. Deposit tickets now available 50€ members. Saturday 28th May:- Live country music with the Texas Pearls. Tuesday 4th October:- Golf Autumn Cup and Lunch Sunday 9th October - Escorted Trip to Portugal - 6 days, 5 nights (1 night Jerez de Caballeros), 2 nights Lisbon, 2 nights Algarve, return via Seville. See pages 34 and 35 for trip and accommodation information. Deposit tickets now available at 50€ per person, organiser Joan Thomson.
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Modelo 720 On The Horizon By Terry Wayne, Partner, Blevins Franks
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Unpopular as it is, now is the time to start thinking about completing the Modelo 720 (Form 720) in advance of the 31st March deadline. If you were resident in Spain in 2015, this means declaring all your overseas assets worth over €50,000 held as at 31st December 2015. If you fail to report, report late or report any assets incorrectly, you will face very high penalties. One recent case involved a retired Spanish national being charged with a €439,266 penalty on assets worth €340,000. Last July, the Spanish tax authorities said that about 7,000 taxpayers were under investigation specifically for Form 720. What do I have to report? For most people, the values to report are those as at 31st December 2015. There are three reporting categories, based on bank accounts, investments and immovable property. If the value of overseas assets in any of these categories is over €50,000, you must report them, in Euros, if you are the owner, beneficiary, authorised signatory, or have the authority to dispose of the asset. This includes those held by trusts, companies or fiduciaries. You also need to declare the average balance in any bank accounts over the last three months of the year. If you have submitted a Form 720 before, you only need to report again if: the value of an asset increased by more than €20,000 you sold an asset or closed an account you obtained a new asset. In all cases, you must take exchange rate movements into account. Challenge to Form 720’s legality You still need to submit Form 720, even in light of the recent investigation by the European Commission (EC) after a number of parties, including law firms and Spanish tax adviser associations, questioned its legality. The investigation focused on what people see as the disproportionate fines and penalties imposed for the non-submission or incorrect submission of information. It also looked at whether Form 720 infringes EU law by having no statute of limitations on submissions: this allows Spanish tax authorities an unlimited time period to investigate cases. The investigation culminated in an infringement procedure by the EC against Spain last November. The Spanish government has a two month period to make its counter claims. If the Commission believes these to be inadequate, it will charge Spain with infringement of EU law, and the case could be referred to the European Court of Justice. We need to wait and see how Spain responds and if/how it changes the reporting requirements, but this may take several years. In the meantime, you should submit your form as required. Filling in the Form 720 can be complicated so you should take professional advice. You should also take advice from a specialist wealth manager on how to structure your financial affairs so that you legitimately pay as little tax as possible and so that you can submit Form 720 without any concerns. Tax rates, scope and reliefs may change. Any statements concerning taxation are based upon our understanding of current taxation laws and practices, which are subject to change. Tax information has been summarised; an individual is advised to seek personalised advice. To keep in touch with the latest developments in the offshore world, check out the latest news on our website www.blevinsfranks.com 18
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REGULAR EVENTS 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class 4.00 pm Chicago Bridge 11.00 am Mahjong 11.00-1.30pm Bar Open Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45 7.30 pm Canasta Rambling 7.00 for 7.30pm Whist 10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting, 1.00pm Lunch 7.00pm Duplicate Bridge 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group Rambling 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class 4.00 pm Chicago Bridge Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45 7.30 pm Canasta
EXTRA EVENTS
2.30pm Keep Fit
8.00 for 8.30pm Quiz Night
7.30 for 8.00pm Film Night 12.00pm Annual Pancake races and Lunch 2.300pm Committee Meeting
Rambling 7.00 for 7.30pm Whist 10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting & Open Forum 1.00pm Lunch 7.00pm Duplicate Bridge 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group Rambling 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class 4.00 pm Chicago Bridge 11.00 am Mahjong 11.00-1.30pm Bar Open Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45 7.30 pm Canasta Rambling 7.00 for 7.30pm Whist 10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting, 1.00pm Lunch 7.00pm Duplicate Bridge 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group Rambling 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas
11.00 am Genealogy Group Valentine's Celebration Dinner and Dance
2.30pm Keep Fit 1.30pm Ladies Lunch 1.45pm Gents Lunch
4.30pm Songs of Praise
LUNCHES AVAILABLE 1.00PM THURSDAYS, SEE KITCHEN ‘SALES GIRL’ FROM 11.00AM TO RESERVE YOURS. TAKEAWAY MEALS CAN ALSO BE ORDERED
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2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class 4.00 pm Chicago Bridge 11.00 am Mahjong 11.00-1.30pm Bar Open Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45 2.30pm Keep Fit 7.30 pm Canasta Rambling 7.00 for 7.30pm Whist 10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting & Lottery 1.00pm Lunch 7.00pm Duplicate Bridge 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group 7 for 7.30pm Murder Mystery Night With Supper Rambling 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class 4.00 pm Chicago Bridge
EVENT MAY CHANGE, ALWAYS CHECK CLUB HOUSE NOTICE BOARD, ORGANISER OR STOP PRESS ON WEB SITE Should you have suggestions for any event or activity at your clubhouse, or for a trip whether for a day or longer period, please contact a member of the committee. WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT
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A Costa del Sol Hospital experience. No one likes the thought of having to go into hospital, especially in a “foreign" country, but my recent experience at the Costa del Sol in Marbella re-confirmed my faith in the Spanish National Health system. I needed to go into the hospital for a minor eye operation which included an overnight stay. The down side was the long delay in waiting for a surgeon to be available - some 3 months in my case. I was not aware of the enquiry service, in English, mentioned by Bob Taylor in a recent ICE magazine article, and thus had just to wait for the phone call. The next down side was the requested arrival at the hospital at 7:00 in the morning whilst it was still dark! Strangely the reporting point was the Accident and Emergency entrance. However, my name was on the admissions list and I was personally escorted to my room where all the necessary pre-operation medication, personal name tag etc were all waiting together with the usual strange surgical gown and hat. The bed was fitted with crisp white linen which would have done justice to a five star hotel. I was duly hooked up to a drip (a bit odd, I thought for an eye operation?) and given a “calming” pill. Next was a blood pressure test with a very high tech looking bit of kit which was just “ plug and play” and which read out the pressure with no pumping of bulbs, pulse checking etc. which used to be the norm. Then out of the dark appeared a lady with a torch shining on my forehead. Was this some laser marking system? No, turned out later to be another high tech way of measuring your temperature, no sucking of thermometers or probes stuck in your ear or other unmentionable places. I was eventually wheeled down to the operating theatre two floors below on my bed feeling a bit of a cheat as it was only an eye operation! There was a long wait and then the Surgeon arrived to say sorry about the delay but he was waiting for “the eye probe” GULP! After the operation, which was carried out with minimal pain or discomfort, I was wheeled back to my room still on the bed! Lunch arrived which was simple but hot and not too bad as far as hospital food is rumoured to be. Then it was eye drops every hour from very attentive nursing staff and more blood pressure and temperature measuring and eventually dinner arrived at around 8:30 in the evening. Hourly eye drops continued throughout the night and then in the morning a simple breakfast of rolls and coffee. After breakfast a nice lady appeared to say that she was the hospital translator. A little late as most of my procedure was complete but it was nice to know that the system had recognised that a foreign person was in the hospital and a translator was available if needed. Finally I visited the Consultant who confirmed that the operation had been a success and he gave me even more eye drops to be used every 3 hours until my next visit in 2 weeks’ time. Throughout the whole hospital experience, all the senior medical personnel spoke reasonable English and I did not feel at any time that I did not understand what was going on. In summary - A much better experience than anticipated and a credit to the Spanish health system. Submitted by Ron Sykes Revival of a previously popular club event: Chicago Bridge. Mondays at 4.00pm. A friendly Bridge meeting where the game is not taken too seriously. Chicago Bridge has the same movement as Whist and players keep their own score.(Our friendly Whist Drive on Wednesdays at 7.30pm welcomes beginners). Once you can play Whist you are half way there,y ou don't need a partner. Beginners are welcome. Information phone Anne Hardwick on 952 113318 or 689380198 Useful dates:
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Spanish National Holidays: April 3rd: Good Friday March 25th: All Saints Day June 23rd: San Juan August 15th: Assumption of Mary October 12th: Spanish National Day November 1st: All Saints Day December 6th: Constitution Day December 8th: Immaculate Conception December 25th: Christmas Day,
Other Dates: March 6th: Mothers Day SPAIN March 19th: Fathers Day SPAIN March 25th: Good Friday UK March 28th: Easter Monday UK May 1st: Mothers Day SPAIN May 2nd: Early May bank holiday UK May 30th: Spring bank holiday UK June 19th: Fathers Day UK August 29th: Summer bank holiday UK December 26: Boxing Day December 27th: Christmas Substitute Day
Andalucian Local Holidays: April 2nd: Maundy Thursday • May 2nd: Workers Day • November 2nd: Monday after All Saints Day • December 7th: Monday after Constitution Day • December 26th: St Stephen's Day 29
'ICE GOLF SOCIETY'. 'Away Day to El Chaparral Golf Club.' Along with most of the other players, 13 in all, on this Away Day, I have never stood on so many Tee boxes in one round, and thought ''Flippin Eck'' (or similar) ''Goodbye ball''!!! and we did loose a few that's for sure. El Chaparral Golf Club welcomed us warmly, served us well and presented us with the most challenging of courses, culminating in a very enjoyable day out. The weather was great the views were spectacular and trees, although fantastic, were always in the way of my ball and devoured many!! Congratulations to Richard Bearpark for taking the honours with Mariska Turkinburg in 2nd. place closely behind. December 'Away Day' to La Canada. Many thanks to Terry Byrne and Jan Blind for organizing our December 'Away Day' to La Canada Golf Club. Sixteen player took on the course in difficult weather conditions and congratulations to Jeff Kingsley for returning the best score of the day. Future 'Away Days' By popular request our next Away Day is back to La Cala Golf Resort. We will be playing Campo Europa on 17th February. Green fee 58€ including shared buggy and a light breakfast. First Tee time 10.40am. Please let me know as soon as possible if you would like to play. We will then be playing the two other La Cala courses on 22nd June, Campo Asia, and 20th July, Campo America, both at green fee of 42€ incl. shared buggy and light breakfast. First Tee time 10.00am. Spring Cup at Estepona Golf Club. For this years Spring Cup we are returning to Estepona Golf Club, on the 19th April, where we have held many competitions in the past. The Green Fee is 47.50€ including shared buggy plus a 5€ entry fee. The entry form is on the ICE notice board so get your names down early please. If you are unable to get to the club let me know and it will be done. The format remains as an Individual Stableford. Tee off time 08.45. Shotgun Start. 'Casares Golf Club Roll-Up' We play a twice weekly 'Roll-Up' stableford competition on Tuesdays and Fridays at Casares Golf Club where our members benefit from discounted green fees. Tee off times vary a little throughout the year and please note that, as from the beginning of March, the tee off time will 08.30am. If you want to play please arrive around 08.00am.' We often have 12 or more players and it's all very friendly, light hearted, (in other words 'cut throat')!! and open to all levels. A sense of humour is well worth putting in the bag!. Our annual 'Order of Merit' trophy is awarded to the player with the best 10 cards from these 'Roll-Ups' . Keep your eye on the club magazine and web site for details of all activities. If you would like to become involved, contribute or comment please contact me: Alan Davis Golf Organiser. Tel: 952897670 Mob: 699712804 e-mail: alanandsue_hq@yahoo.co.uk
BOWLING OUR WAY! We meet Monday mornings at Benavista Bowls Club. It is quite a sociable morning why not come and join us? 10.00am for 10.15 start, late arrivals cannot be guaranteed a game. We normally play 16 ends for just 8€ each, includes hire of woods if required. Dress code is predominately white but the critical factor is footwear, shoes must be smooth soled with no ’pimples or crinkles’. The Management at Benavista strictly apply this rule. Drinks and food available at the bar. Organiser Reg Astle NIGEL’S CLASSIFIED ADS, FREE TO MEMBERS. TO SUBMIT ADVERT: nnevshehir@gmail.com ADVERTS WILL REMAIN IN MAGAZINE FOR 1 MONTH ONLY UNLESS OTHERWISE INFORMED
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SOUTH AFRICAN HOLIDAY – Continued After a very early start (6.30 am) we eventually arrived at Durban about 2pm, and had only a 20 min. drive to our hotel at the Fairmont Zimbali Resort. Our rooms were adjacent to each other, with balconies overlooking the grounds and the sea, and we were given the usual warning about not leaving doors/windows open because of the monkeys. As Audrey was unpacking, she heard what sounded like a ball being bounced behind her. She turned to find a monkey bouncing the apples she had put on a chest of drawers. The door to the veranda had only been a couple of inches ajar, but it had still managed to get in! After unpacking we explored the hotel grounds, which ran down to a lengthy stretch of virtually deserted white sandy beach. A very enjoyable buffet dinner was followed by drinks outdoors, and then to bed with the prospect of a much more leisurely day to follow. We arrived at breakfast the next morning to find waitresses on the outside terrace armed with high powered water pistols. The reason soon became obvious. The monkeys would jump onto the tables, lift up the napkin covering the packets of sugar, and run off with a handful of sugar bags. It was a never ending battle trying to keep them away. Apart from the usual Welcome meeting with our Saga rep. Sibongile, we had a free day, and occupied ourselves with a walk in the morning, lunch at the pool bar, and an enjoyably lazy afternoon by the pool. The next day we had a morning trip into neighbouring Ballito with a walk along the sea front, followed by a visit to a local cafe for coffee and home-made (very large) cakes. Back to the hotel for lunch and another lazy afternoon. When we booked the holiday, we were meant to be staying at the Fairmont Zimbali Lodge, not the hotel, but a few weeks before we left we were told we were being moved to the hotel, as the Lodge was providing only breakfast, and we would therefore have to take a shuttle bus to the hotel for both lunch and dinner. Apparently there had been many complaints about having to travel to the hotel, and at the time, we thought we had been given the best of the deal. However, on one of our free days, we decided to take the shuttle bus up to the Lodge, to see for ourselves where we should have been staying. We all agreed we would rather have stayed at the Lodge. It was peaceful, with fantastic views, and lovely walks. The short journey to the hotel would have been well worth it to have stayed there. We decided to pass on the shuttle bus for the return journey, and walk back instead. It should have been only a 20 minute walk down to the beach, and then a walk along the beach to our hotel. The walk to the beach took us 1 hour 20 mins! No, we didn't get lost, there was just so much wildlife and vegetation that we spent ages with binoculars and cameras focusing on anything that moved - or even if it didn't! We don't want to bore you, but for the sake of the nature lovers we will mention a few of the birds. Our favourite was the Goliath Heron, a magnificent bird. Then there was the African Fish Eagle, White Breasted Cormorant, African Jacana, Purple Heron, African Darter, and Egyptian Goose (not sure what they were doing in South Africa!!). Also dragonflies, butterflies, and numerous trees shrubs and flowers. After ensuring we had all dipped our toes in the sea (only the shallow bit - not deep enough for sharks!) Rob & Sue chose to walk back along the beach while we walked with Les and Audrey through the woods (access to which was obtained by opening a gate which Les discovered was electrified!!) We had 2 full day excursions. >>33 32
>>32 The first was to St. Lucia (no, not the Caribbean, but 235 km north of Durban) where we had a 2 hour boat ride on the river to see hippos - lots and lots of hippos - and a crocodile. None of us realised we had seen a crocodile until we looked at our photos, and there it was, next to the bird we were photographing! The second was to Oribi Gorge. A wonderful gorge 1 km. high and 5 kms. long, located 120 kms south of Durban. It is home to the “Wild 5 Adventures”, which includes things like abseiling and zip wires, and a horrendous bungy swing, which we could only just bear to watch. The only brave thing we did was to cross the suspension bridge, and then discovered it was the first time Sibongile had crossed it. Just shows what powers of persuasion we have! She also took us to “Leopar d's Rock” which, once you climb down on to it, affords the most m a gn i fi c en t views along the gorge. Having climbed back off the rock, she then took us to a view point which showed that the rock we had been standing on was seemingly unsupported. Good job we hadn't seen that first! We then went for refreshments to the Oribi Hotel - scones with jam and cream! Instead of the intended tea to accompany it, we unanimously decided a beer was in order. Our last excursion was to Durban. A walk along the sea front followed by a visit to the Indian Market which was in an area where you could play “spot the white man”. We were told to go only to the market, and not venture further afield, and other than that were not allowed off the bus until we reached the Botanical Gardens, which were by far the best part of the trip. Wonderful birds, plants, Orchid House, etc. Durban is not a city we would rush back to. We did have some stress on our return journey. Our flight from Durban to Johannesburg was delayed, making it tight to get our connecting flight to London. Whilst Rob, Sue, Les & Audrey had been able to check their luggage straight through to London, for some reason we couldn't and had to collect our bags at Johannesburg. We were in the back row of the 'plane to Joburg, i.e. last out while the others were at the front and had a head start, with no bags to collect! When we checked our bags in, we were told the boarding time had been put back 30 minutes, and in any event would not leave until everyone had checked in so we still had time to visit the Duty Free shop. On arriving at the departure lounge, we found that Rob, Sue, Les & Audrey had only just got there in front of us - without having time to visit the Duty Free shop! As they did not have bags to collect, they went through a different channel, and had to wait in a long queue for passports to be checked. Our channel was empty, and we sailed through. The final straw was at Heathrow. Our bags came up almost immediately, but the others' were among the last. (Are they are coming or are they not?) Despite this, we all agreed it was a superb holiday, and we came back with some fantastic wildlife photographs and many happy memories. Liz & Ken Harris. 33
Sunday 9th October - Historic Portugal - 6 Day, 5 Night Guided Trip Day 1 – Estepona to Jerez de los Caballeros Today we pick up travellers at our usual designated points on the Costa del Sol and travel towards Extremadura for our first stop: the beautiful town of Jerez de los Caballeros. Jerez de los Caballeros is a gem of a town well off the beaten track. After enough time to check-in and freshen up at the hotel, our local guide will meet us and tell us all about the history of the town, including pretty baroque churches, quaint little streets and ending in a stunning alcazaba. Free time for dinner. Day 2 – Towards Lisbon After checking out of our hotel we travel towards the border with Portugal. River Guadiana has played an important role as a natural border between the two Iberian countries and during our next stop, in Portugal by now, we appreciate its grandeur. Monsaraz is a village perched on the top of a hill commanding excellent views over the Alqueva dam on the Guadiana. Due to its strategic position, Monsaraz is one of the oldest and most historic villages in southern Portugal. We will have time for a stroll around and to enjoy the views and maybe our first Portuguese coffee, a much stronger version than its Spanish counterpart. Once done, we continue to the pretty town of Evora, where we will have free time for lunch and some time for a stroll. Once done here, we make our way to our destination: Lisbon, the capital of Portugal. Before arrival, we will be stopping for a spectacular view across the Tagus River. We check into our hotel in Lisbon and have free time for dinner. Day 3 – Lisbon, city of discoveries After breakfast this morning we will be taking a panoramic tour of the centre of this splendid city. Lisbon dates back to prehistoric times, due to its position at the mouth of the longest river on the Iberian Peninsula, the Tagus, and many civilisations have made it their main port of call in this western most land of Europe. For this reason also, it played a key role in the discovery and development of the Americas. A recurring theme during our holiday will be the devastating earthquake in 1755 which reshaped the city greatly. Our guide will be telling us all about it on our morning tour. Lisbon is a big city and it developed mainly due to it position where the Tagus meets the Atlantic Ocean. For this reason it’s divided in to many “bairros” (quarters). We shall be visiting one of the westernmost and one of the most traditional of these bairros: Belem. Our guide will be telling us all about its history, closely linked to the discoveries in America. We include a visit to the church of the Jeronimo Monks and also to one of the highlights of the tour, especially for those of a sweet tooth: the famous “pasteis de Belem”, Belem custard cakes. We will see many of these cakes around the city but these are by far the finest in Portugal: the premises to the café that serves them have grown due to demand and we can’t leave Lisbon without trying them. Once done here, Belem is a very pleasant area with many cafes and bars where we can take lunch. In the afternoon, we are going to see Lisbon from another angle: a boat trip on the Tagus. This city is what it is due to its location on the longest river on the Iberian Peninsula and a relaxing voyage is a must. Free time for dinner. Day 4 – Towards el Algarve After breakfast we check out of the hotel, say goodbye to Lisbon and head south. Our stop for lunch will be at the pretty village of Silves, gateway to the Algarve. One of the reasons we are stopping in Silves is so we can visit the spectacular 11th century Moorish fortress. Once done here we make our way to our hotel on the Algarve and will have some nice time in the evening to relax at our hotel and enjoy a pre-prandial drink. This popular coast has developed greatly for tourism in the past years and attracts visitors from all over Europe, due to its mild climate and beautiful beaches. Dinner is included at our hotel. >>35 34
Day 5 – Lagos, Cape St. Vincent and Sagres. Today we make our way to the spectacular Western Algarve. Our first stop is at the beautiful town of Lagos. This historic site had the first indoor slave market in Europe and has a very interesting fortress and old town, with its famous St. Anthony’s golden church. After some free time for lunch, we continue to Cape St. Vincent, the south-western most point in Europe, known as “The End of the World” and make a visit at Europe’s most powerful lighthouse. After a photo stop at Ponta da Piedade, the stunning rock formation we continue to our last stop, Sagres, a very quaint and unspoilt harbour, also with history involving the age of the discoveries. Dinner at our hotel on the Algarve. Day 6 – Homeward bound via Tavira. On our last day, making our way back to Costa del Sol, we will make our last stop in the beautiful town of Tavira. This is one of the prettiest and most historic places on the eastern part of the Algarve, and we will stop here for an early lunch before making our way back home. Deposit tickets now available. I.C.E. organiser Joan Thompson, tour guide Danny Rae Mathias 2016 NEW COACH PICKUP POINT ADDED: EROSKI BUS STOP, LOS HIDALGOS. NEW TIMES, PLEASE SAVE. ICE COACH TRIPS
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Amazing frozen lemons‌...All it is......is a frozen lemon Submitted by Audrey Jinks Many professionals in restaurants and eateries are using or consuming the entire lemon and nothing is wasted. How can you use the whole lemon without waste? Simple: Place the washed lemon in the freezer section of your refrigerator. Once the lemon is frozen, get your grater, and shred the whole lemon (no need to peel it) and sprinkle it on top of your foods. Sprinkle it to your vegetable salad, ice cream, soup, cereals, noodles, spaghetti sauce, rice, sushi, fish dishes, whisky....The list is endless. All of the foods will unexpectedly have a wonderful taste, something that you may have never tasted before. Most likely, you only think of lemon juice and vitamin C. Not anymore. Now that you've learned this lemon secret, you can use lemon even in instant cup noodles. What's the major advantage of using the whole lemon other than preventing waste and adding new taste to your dishes? Well, you see lemon peels contain as much as 5 to 10 times more vitamins than the lemon juice itself. And yes, that's what you've been wasting. But from now on, by following this simple procedure of freezing the whole lemon, then grating it on top of your dishes, you can consume all of those nutrients and get even healthier. It's also good that lemon peels are health rejuvenators in eradicating toxic elements in the body. So place your washed lemon in your freezer, and then grate it on your meal every day. It is a key to make your foods tastier and you get to live healthier and longer! That's the lemon secret! Better late than never, right? The surprising benefits of lemon! Lemon Citrus is a miraculous product to kill cancer cells. It is 10,000 times stronger than chemotherapy. Why do we not know about that? Because there are laboratories interested in making a synthetic version that will bring them huge profits. You can now help a friend in need by letting him/her know that lemon juice is beneficial in preventing the disease. Its taste is pleasant and it does not produce the horrific effects of chemotherapy. How many people will die while this closely guarded secret is kept, so as not to jeopardize the beneficial multimillionaires large corporations? As you know, the lemon tree is known for its varieties of lemons and limes. You can eat the fruit in different ways: you can eat the pulp, juice press, prepare drinks, sorbets, pastries etc. It is credited with many virtues, but the most interesting is the effect it produces on cysts and tumours. This plant is a proven remedy against cancers of all types. Some say it is very useful in all variants of cancer. It is considered also as an anti microbial spectrum against bacterial infections and fungi, effective against internal parasites and worms, it regulates blood pressure which is too high and an antidepressant, combats stress and nervous disorders. The source of this information is fascinating: it comes from one of the largest drug manufacturers in the world, says that after more than 20 laboratory tests since 1970, the extracts revealed that It destroys the malignant cells in 12 cancers, including colon, breast, prostate, lung and pancreas. The compounds of this tree showed 10,000 times better than the product Adriamycin, a drug normally used chemotherapeutic in the world, slowing the growth of cancer cells. And what is even more astonishing: this type of therapy with lemon extract only destroys malignant cancer cells and it does not affect healthy cells. So, give those lemons a good wash, freeze them and grate them. Your whole body will love you for it! Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly. THERE ARE NO STRANGERS, ONLY FRIENDS YOU HAVEN'T MET!! I.C.E. Club does not accept responsibility for the contents of articles. 36
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Matters February 2016 Update on Win 10 upgrade in November. A major upgrade for Windows 10 was released in November 2015. While this included many fixes it did not include the requested improvements to the Edge web browser e.g. the ability to use add-ons and extensions. As we have said before, one can still use Internet Explorer 11 or Firefox or Chrome, all of which allow the use of add-ons even in Windows 10. Windows 10 Hidden features If you have upgraded to Windows 10, you may wonder where some of the old features have gone e.g. control panel. Right click the Start button and you will be offered all the old features that you may be missing such as Control Panel. This is the first article of the New Year and it seems appropriate to remind readers of some security issues: The cybercrime trend seems to be targeting big organizations rather than individuals. That is not to say that one should become complacent and not keep one’s device protected with anti-virus software. Many of us use AVG Free and need to be reminded that AVG also provides protection for smartphones and tablets. 2015 saw a number of attacks on large organization such as Wetherspoons, Ashley Madison and Talktalk. Email addresses were harvested and these can lead to “phishing” emails. One can only reiterate that if you receive an unexpected email, with an attachment or link, from someone you do not know, then simply delete it. 2016 is likely to see more attacks on large organisations. While many websites do not hold complete credit / debit card numbers, one cannot be too careful especially when 2015 proved that when a website is “hacked” there is some delay before the public is informed. We can only suggest that you check your banking and credit card details on-line on a regular basis and if you see something suspicious, inform your bank or credit card provider immediately. Some financial organisations have an “alerts” facility whereby an email or text message is sent if a transaction occurs which is in excess of a set amount. If your bank or credit card provider offers this service, you are strongly advised to use it. We will continue with some more security issues next month. If you have any questions or suggested topics for future editions, please email us vicloughran@siberme.com or peterdowd@siberme.com 37
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VALENTINES QUIZ ANSWERS PAGE 42 - EASY!!! 1. St. Valentine is indeed the patron saint of love, but he has many other duties. He is also the patron saint of what? 2. The British Museum has a letter that is regarded as the oldest valentine in existence — a rather sad one. Who wrote it? 3. If you are in Wales on Valentine’s Day, you might give your sweetheart some swsus, or as we say in English is what? 4. We associate love with the heart, but in Shakespeare’s time it was not always so. In what other organ did love reside? 5. It’s the eighteenth century, and your sailor sweetheart has just given you what is called a “busk valentine”. What is it? 6. The god Cupid wasn’t always depicted as a plump cherub with bow and arrow. In another aspect, he was a lusty youth in love with the beauteous mortal, Psyche. What was Unfortunate for Psyche? 7. It was the 1850s, and Esther Howland was one of the first to mass produce valentines in the United States. For what quality were her valentines known? 8. Perhaps Chaucer thought English Februaries could use some cheering up. At any rate, he generally gets the credit for being first to link love and romance with St. Valentine’s Day. In which poem did he do this? 9. Thanks to the efforts of certain businesses, Valentine’s Day has been popular in Japan since the 1950s where it is now customarily celebrated by what? 10. In early nineteenth-century Britain, a new type of valentine became trendy. Nicknamed the “vinegar valentine”, it was characterized by a particular type of message. What type?
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JUST FOR A SMILE TICK TOCK. I look at the clock yet again. Agitated and fearful. There was nothing else for me to do. The windows and back door are locked. He will come. Of course he will come. He will be here and he will be angry. I am such a fool. He warned me and I took no notice. Now I am in painful trouble. The ticking of the clock is noisy and relentless competing with my heartbeat otherwise the house is so silent. There is no one here just me. Crossing to the window I can see a young couple strolling along on the other side of the road talking and carefree. Lucky them The rush hour traffic is possibly even worse tonight. Tick tock another five minutes gone. Walking backwards and forwards is not helping. The footsteps I imagined on the staircase are in my mind only. Perhaps a drink would do something to calm my nerves. Just time to have a quick one. No wish to make him even more angry. He will be here! I have no doubt and seeing me with a glass of gin and tonic may well push him over the edge! Walking into the kitchen I nevertheless reach for wine opened last night and which I will not be around to finish once he crashes through the door cursing me and my stupidity. I feel empty inside a real hunger and really prepared for what is to come. Thinking on my feet I reach for a large sharp knife. I will be ready for him and determined to use it immediately. Tick tock the clock is driving me mad. The traffic outside is still pretty bad and the house so quiet. I know everything that I can do has been done. The house is locked up. Waiting is becoming intolerable. I rinse the glass and bin the empty wine bottle. Oh! He is here. He stands in the doorway his face momentarily blank but his eyes are dead and mouth a angry straight line. His hands reach out for my throat. I try and look contrite. "It is a good thing I am a pacifist” he yells his hands falling to his side. Talking me into fetching a pizza because you really really fancy it is a sure sign I must be mad!. “Don't fiddle about with the knife woman! We are LATE. Just tear the dough in half with your fingers and we'll eat in the car. You do totally understand that. If we are not at Luton within the next 57 minutes we will not be on the flight to Gib. You will not be dining and dancing and you will not see your friends because we will not be there to enjoy the St Valentine Day party at I.C.E. woman! Now lets go!". We just about still have time. Grabbing the cases in the hall we are out of the door (complete with a cooling pizza) (my favourite 4 cheeses) and down the path to the car. I bump into him. “Now what? I am being very calm” he says through gritted teeth. “You are still wearing your damn slippers!".O.K., O.K. My shoes are in the hall and I have them on in seconds. He slams the door behind me and takes off down the path again muttering under his breath. "Hang on a moment” I yell. Pretty brave really in view of the expression on his face. "What now" he thunders. Determined not to grin I have to point out that he has left the passports on the hall table. "While your getting them can I just pop up for my make up bag. It's in the bathroom?" ……..Oops !! Submitted by Olive Spring.
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QUIZ ANSWERS 1. Bee keepers 2. A French nobleman captured at the Battle of Agincourt in 1415 3. Kisses 4. Liver 5. A piece of decorated whale-bone 6. Venus, Cupid’s mother, hated her 7. Beauty and taste 8. The Parliament of Fowls 9. Women giving chocolate to men 10. A series of insults
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