VÄSTGÖTOSKOP

What kind of art era are you?

Neoclassicism No success comes from sleeping in late in the morning, or what? Straight lines and clean expressions of self. Don’t be blunt, mean and excuse it with “I’m just being honest”. TRANAN (22/12-19/1)

Ölhävarn (20/1–19/2)

Pop Art Woke.com, am I right? No but relax, sometimes we want just your own thoughts, not what you think everyone wants to hear. It’ll be a blast.

Dadaism We like that you’re full of emotions, although it can be a bit too much at times. Some people get awkward around people who cry and they don’t wish you harm, they just never do it themselves. Laken (20/2 – 20/3)

Barock Elegant but crazy. Glamorous, rooted in wants. Lowkey got an agenda and will follow through with it no matter what. You will succeed, some will be surprised and some not. Lantbrukarn (21/3–19/4)

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Cubism You try a new vibe sometimes but you lowkey still wanna have it your old way ALWAYS and 4EVER. It’s good that you’re trying. Pôjken (20/4–20/5)

Romanticism Spreading love in times of need...! Thank you very much, but let’s be honest - shit HAS actually hit the fan. #DonTLAughATafuNerAL Skara byxa (21/5–20/6) Tösen (23/8–22/9)

Vätternkräftan (21/6– 22/7)

Paleolithic cave paintings We never miss a party with you! We’ll even bring the music, snacks and whatnot, just to see you go wild at a freakin’ rager. But remember we like you in chill mode as well.

Graffiti Free spirit that fears no rules- YAAS PAINT ON THE WALL BITCH?! Live your truth, but remember you CAN upset people. Ask first which wall you can paint. Uno (23/7–22/8)

Renaissance Keeping it real, keeping updated, reading the news, following the numbers… please do also keep notes of what is real and not. Reality will not get better, make yourself some cookies or buy a bottle of wine.

“Menskonst” (Period art) Justice is a ghost, but we gotta get her, thank you for leading the way. Maybe we’ll take a wrong turn, end up in a dead-end, but hey, all the roads lead onwards, yeah? Vänervågen (23/9–2/10)

Abstract expressionism We want to know what you’re all about, because you’re scaring us by being unpredictable. But the colors… you’re so fetch to watch. I don’t even know what I just wrote, but intrigued. Västgötaspets (23/10–21/11)

Impressionism You certainly make an impression, so much we sometimes only remember that you did an impression, and not what it consisted of. Jägarn (22/11–21/12)