The Columnist has the word

Yippee Ki-yay Corren! Here we go again! Another year! Motherfucker!

So, the theme for this issue is “future” I like the future You like the future Who doesn’t? So, let us talk about the future The future is an interesting place, because it is the same place but another time What is the future? One may ask It is the time that is not now and not then but later Does this time exist or is it eternally created in our present time? Or does time even exist? I have no idea

You often hear the saying “time flies” so I guess that if time exists it must be a bird of some kind I hope it’s an eagle because they are cool, you know But it wouldn’t be bad if it were a lark, then time would have a great singing voice, nice and tender. So, if time were a bird, I would presume that the future is some sort of a cyborg poultry. The future is interesting though, especially for me since it is an opposite subject for my studies: I’m studying history, the science about the past. This raises some questions. Did the old-time folks have any future? Nobody knows these days.

Some time ago, I bought an album by the symphonic rock band Moody blues It was called Days of Our Future Past The meaning is that the future once can turn into the past That’s a quite revisionist take on the future, I guess So I bought this album - about the future turning to the pastin the past but here I am in the future That's crazy, as Joe Rogan would have put it

Anyway, that’s all for now See you in the future

Your future husband, Albin "Terminator" Bergström. Krönikör