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THE AHCHOR SOCIETY ELECTIONS Addison President—Derwin
SCRIBBLER'S COLUMN
Huenink.
Vice P r e s i d e n t — B r u n o
Bruns.
Secretary—Lester
Bossard.
Treasurer—Harry
D e Vries.
(by
lot)—Richard
and
T h e O r i e n t , w h a t a p i c t u r e of d e -
Vander
Kolk.
lightful
romance
evokes.
Follow all, w h o would, a n d
drink
of
the
and
elixir
mystery
of
Dickenstan
imagination;
building built Orient.
President—William Bonnema. Vice-President—Marvin
t e m p l e of B u d d h a . I s t u m b l e d , a l o n e desolate
Secretary—Gelmer Boven.
forlorn,
despairing
K e e p e r of A r c h i v e s — Q e r r i t V a n d e r
l a n d of m y b i r t h .
ger.
do.
Meindertsma.
T h e Dickensian society
enjoyed
a
very pleasant beach party at Tenness e e B e a c h o n F r i d a y e v e n i n g , J u n e 5. This society h a s h a d a very successful beginning and
its
first
and
the
and
stronghold, and
aid
hopeless
plight
In
my
for I
a n y kind
held
their
an-
jollification
meeting
Swimming
and
and
the
everything But
in
body
was there. That
was
peculiar.
t h e i r u n i n v i t e d g u e s t , I h e a r d a low ominous
chant
Inside - t h e
thunder,
then
a
r o a r a n d f i n a l l y it
died a w a y , m u m b l i n g itself ence.
Into sil-
A h ! so t h e p r i e s t s w e r e all In
their temple proclaiming their homa g e to t h e g r e e n - e y e d B u d d h a .
Vice
aborigine, who apparently
t h a t w a s well, a t least t h e y w e r e r e -
Treasurer—William
Ver
Hage.
not look-
i n g at m e s a w m e . ( C r o s s e y e d p e o p l e
ligious—I
a r e so p a r a d o x i c a l ) .
rest at their h a n d s .
A l t h o h e did n o -
K . of A . — L a m b e r t O l g e r s .
t i c e m e , he v e n t u r e d n o n e of h i s v e r -
Sgt. at A r m s — J a c o b Klk.
n a c u l a r . so 1 c o n t i n u e d through
a
very
filth
enjoyable evening
spent at the Albers' cottage, t h e F r a t e r n a l society elected officers:
might
hope
Thus encouraged arduous crawl.
way,
Well,
T h e t e m p l e roof w a s
get
ed t h e i n n e r c o u r t of t h e t e m p l e b u t
w i t h no h e s i t a t i o n . I let myself s w i n g
the
from
were
barred.
I knocked
down
one
way
that
or a n o t h e r .
branch,
that
blessed
the
moment
branch,
President—George Damson.
still n o r e s p o n s e .
w h e n t h e a w i n g w o u l d l a n d m e in t h e
Vice-President—Paul Gebhard.
e n t e r by t h e g a t e .
Secretary—Richard Mallery.
l o o k i n g a r o u n d f o r a m e a n s of a c c e s s ,
Treasurer—Rutherford Huizenga.
I espied a towering tree, .placed just
K . of A . — J a y W a b e k e .
w h e r e it s h o u l d
J a n i t o r — K e n n e t h Vanden Bosch.
tree, a
So I d e c i d e d n o t t o
be.
skyscraper
judging
in f a c t , o n o
DU MEZ BROS.
on t h e f a d e d c o l o r s of t h e o r n a m e n t a l tile, b u t s a d a n d
s h o c k i n g t h e y did
A f t e r I n o t i c e d t h e t r e e I l o o k e d a t it,
going,
President—Gerard Pool.
and
t h r o u g h t h e roof i n t o n o t h i n g .
Vice P r e s i d e n t — A l v i n Neevel.
birth to an idea.
I thot
and
thinking gave
There was that tree
h a n g i n g over t h e Inner court and over
Secretary—•William Maat.
the temple itself.
And since they kept
I followed too.
Right
i n g — n o n o t h i n g but n o t h i n g . fell
until
I
stopped
and
looking. Last
year
m e r c e of
the
Chamber
of C o m -
M i l l e d g e v i l l e , Ga.,
tree
and
clambored
up
the
shaggy
when
i n g a t t h e t o p of t h e i r voices.
ed a W o o d r o w W i l s o n M e m o r i a l Col-
t e r s of f o o d , o r g i e s of
h i g h a s t h e t o p of t h e w a l l s u r r o u n d -
lege.
harpies
ing
r i c h e s t of t h e c o u n t r y , r o a s t
000 w e r e r a i s e d .
$500,-
the
court,
some
twenty
feet,
I
A t r a c t of 100 a c r e s
o b s e r v e d t h a t t h e r e w a s n o w a y to g e t w a s p u r c h a s e d a n d a d r i v e f o r f u n d s d o w n f r o m t h e wall o t h e r t h a n j u m p w a s m a d e c o u n t r y - w i d e t h r o u g h t h e ing a n d since I w a s not entirely desAmerican
Legion and t h e
Federation
of
Labor.
American
The
b o d y will be f r o m 400 to t h o s e will be s ' g n s of
accepted
unmistakable
student 500, o n l y
who
show
leadership.
perate,
I did
not
care
to
essay
it.
M o r e o v e r I w a s so e m p t y a n d l i g h t Inside from my nourishment.
long lack
of
College h a s a larger per-
I felt certain
I would
c o l l a p s e If I e v e r did h i t t h e g r o u n d . of
the
tree
reaching
out
spoil
cowlete,
food a n d
them.
and
Foods,
stewed
over
the
that
would
mouth: and erything.
not
the
everything,
Jewelry Store
a
baby's
in f a c t , e v -
B u t w h y all t h e c o m m o t i o n a r o u n d me?
scholastic
deficiencies, b e n e a t h me, only n o t h i n g : a n d w h e n
h o l d : I w a s s e a t e d in t h e l a p of B u d Buddha,
with
his
b e s t of a l l
bad
things
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r o l l s of C o r n e l l U n i v e r s i t y a t t h e e n d
except
of t h e first s e m e s t e r . — E x c h a n g e .
f e e t b e l o w , o n e Is e x c e e d i n g l y c a u t i o u s
b e h o l d ! t h e p r i e s t lay d o w n his t r a y
So I s q u i r m e d a l o n g b e c o m i n g w e a k e r
of r o a s t p i g l e t s b e f o r e m e a n d g o s t i -
as I went f r o m h u n g e r and exhausr
culatlng with h u m b l e admiration, he
t h e b e t t e r of t h e t w o , a n d s i n c e t h e
f o r t u n e ! n o w I h a d e n o u g h to e a t till
tion.
motioned f o r m e to eat.
priests were not to give m e death, I
I s h o u l d die, o n l y I w o u l d h a v e d i e d
would
If I h a d e a t e n it a l l .
A s t u d e n t of O r e g o n
Agricultural
C o l l e g e Is m a k i n g h i s w a y
through
When
ground
still
two
nothing
for the
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piglets, bullets—
pucker
Tennis Racket
—at—
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" W h o ' s y a r d t o t h e roof of t h e t e m p l e i t s e l f . g r e e n e m e r a l d eyes, h i s h e a v y lips, W h o in A m e r i c a " t h a n a n y o t h e r i n - At last a m e a n s of a p p r o a c h ! In m y his m i g h t y chest a n d e x p a n d e d g i r t h . stitution, according to figures c o m - a r d o r . I lost m y c a u t i o n a n d s l i p p e d . Buddha, Hud! Old C h a p ! h o w f o r plied. W e s l e y a n Is s e c o n d . A m h e r s t N o w s l i p p i n g is n o t a c o m f o r t a b l e t u n a t e to be on y o u r b o s o m ! N o w t h e s e n s a t i o n , r.o m a t t e r w h e r e you a r e : h a s g r a d u a t e d 32 c o l l e g e p r e s i d e n t s . 'priests noticed me, I noticed t h e n b u t if you a r e u p in t h e b r a n c h e s of food and they stood and stared. They a gigantic tree with nothing beneath D a v i d s o n College, N. C., w e n t o v e r stared and said nothing, simply n o t h b u t s l o u g h a n d m i r e , s u i t a b l e f o r pigs t h e t o p in its d r i v e f o r t h e H a n g c h o w i n g f o r a w h o l e d a y of s e c o n d s . not men. under such circumstances C h r i s t i a n C o l l e g e in C h i n a . T h e s u b Then one a n d all moved t h e r e Is n o p l e a s u r e In t h e s e n s a t i o n s c r i p t i o n s a m o u n t e d to t h i r t e e n h u n up towards me. W h a t Was a t all. So n a t u r a l l y I w a s b r e a t h l e s s . d r e d fifty d o l l a r s . their intent? W a s my end c o m e ? Again I ascended, but this time more W a s I to d i e t h u s u n r e p e n t a n t ? Oh cautiously. 1 reached the large limb mercy! But composing myself, I Spanish students at t h e University which extended over t h e court to the arose and made ready for whatever j g p o w a l e a r n to s p e a k t h e l a n g u a g e roof of t h e t e m p l e a n d c l a s p i n g t h e might happen; assuming a majestic K o r e r a p i d l y by l i v i n g a t a b o a r d i n g b r a n c h in p a s s i o n a t e e m b r a c e . I t h e n a i r , I w a i t e d a s t h e first p r i e s t c l a m h o u s e w h e r e o n l y S p a n i s h Is s p o k s q u i r m e d a l o n g on m y belly slowly, b e r e d u p t h e idol t o w a r d s m e . en.—The Bulletin. v e r y slowly, lest I s h o u l d s l i p a n d f a l l Now I lowered my head and hoped again, for this time there was nothing B e c a u s e of
Commencement Gifts
what delicacies: and ripe persimmons
ha,
c e n t a g e of Its g r a d u a t e s in
MICH.
no
Plat-
suitable
Fortunately there was a giant a r m Amherst
fried
to
-
my
m e . w i t h g r e a t p l a t e s of f o o d , s h o u t -
b a r k to a b r a n c h . W h e n I w a s u p a s
to
-
Down I
institut-
Pledges amounting
HOLLAND,
Noth-
That was where I
I s n e a k e d to t h e b a s e of t h e
Dry G o o d s , Coats, Suits a n d Millinery
down
f a l l w a s c h e c k e d , I w a s l y i n g on w a n t e d to be. so I w a n t e d to g e t t h e r e ;s o m e t h i n g h a r d . B u t 1 w a s n o t h u r t , K . of A . — - W i l l i a m H u g h e s . a s well, a n d t o get t h e r e I m u s t find thank Providence. Then I heard a Janitor (by lot)—Gerrlt De Koning. a m e a n s of a p p r o a c h . T h i s t h e g i a n t noise, a m u r m u r , a r u m b l e , a t h u n d e r , —o t r e a o f f e r e d . I g l a n c e d a r o u n d to s e e a r o a r , a n d l o o k i n g a b o u t , I s a w a m u l EXCHANGES w h e t h e r I w a s o b s e r v e d . N o o n e w a s t i u d e of c r a z y p r i e s t s d a n c i n g a b o u t Treasurer—James Ver Meulen.
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D o w n to t h e r o o f : m y feet l a n d e d
not stay there.
then
BITES
FROST
I went down.
t h a t was very tall and big a r o u n d too.
Knickerbocker
Phone 2212
m i d d l e of t h e r o o f . I let go. And t h e n
and
It w a s a g i a n t tree
and
65 West 8 t h St.
So
b u t no r e s p o n s e , 1 k n o c k e d a g a i n a n d T h i s I did.
CREAM OF UNIFORM Q U A L I T Y
I t l o o k e d solln
a f t e r I was not where I was. I reachgates
Hoekstra's Ice Cream
my
e n o u g h a n d o n c e I w a s on it I c o u l d
Finally
BRICK
BULK
f o r food a n d
T continued
just below m e now.
unspeakable—that
Is w h y 1 will n o t d e s c r i b e it.
Fraternal After
the
on m y
SHOES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
t h e n it s w e l l e d i n t o a r u m b l e t h e n a
by t h e p a t h w a y herded by a crosseyed
Gowens.
P. S. BOTER & CO.
temple,
President—Delbert Kinney. Secretary—Hay
SPRING SUITS AND TOP COATS
was lying a r o u n d , such as
paused a m o m e n t longer won% d e r l n g w h a t m y h o s t s w o u l d d o to
indoor
Luben.
Proprietor
N o filth o r Utter of
As I
W i t h i n , I found not w h a t I expected
at
President—Barnard
Green Hill Cafe
w a s not a Koul in t h e c o u r t y a r d , n o -
the
priests base w h i c h slowly w a l k e d pious ball w e r e t h e c h i e f s p o r t s t n g a g e d In. a n d d e v o t e e s . B u t on t h e o t h e r h a n d , T h e following officers w e r e e l e c t e d e v e r y h a n d in f a c t , 1 f o u n d r a m p a n t d i s o r d e r . A d r o v e of p i g s in t h e m u d for next fall:
group.
antiquity,
But one s t r a n g e thing I noticed: t h e r e
M a c a - to find, b u t w h a t I e x p e c t e d n o t to I did n o t find a g l o r i o u s o r tawa beach Thursday evening. T h e find. social c o m m i t t e e provided w i e n i e s , i e n t a l g a r d e n s e t off w i t h b l o s s o m i n g hedges thru b u n s , p i e a la m o d e a n d c o f f e e f o r t h e g r o v e s a n d f r a g r a n t nual
assumed
a p p e t i t e anil o v e r t u r n o n e ' s s t o m a c h .
nearly
g r a y a n d g l o o m y g a t e of t h e t e m p l e .
Kmersonlan
lost
p o l l u t e d t h e o u t e r c o u r t , to spoil o n e ' s
otherwise
So 1 e n t e r e d
and
of
askew.
and the temple.
s t a r v e d to d e a t h a n d n o w h e r e c o u l d I nourishment.
tints
colorless d r a b were
walls had
m a c u l a t e n e a t n e s s of t h e i n n e r c o u r t
Within
was
glamorous
The
No doubt you have you rpreference of what sort of food you desire. But you surely want your favorite dish coaked in the best manner and the best quality of food. At Green Miir'you will find CLEANLINESS, SERVICE and QUALITY
contrast with t h e decay was the im-
you
I s u r e l y w o u l d find
sympathy
G r e e n Mill C a f e
rambling
was decaying with senility.
faces
Cues w h i c h
I
A crazy tower reached sky-
doors
t h e monasterlal walls, religion's stay
find Emersonians
queues.
would not o r d i n a r i l y follow.
year has
b e e n o n e of m u c h p r a i s e .
oily
yellow
which
All w a s f a i l e d b r i l l i a n c y .
their
All I c o u l d do war,
Everywhere were
in
In t h e f a s h i o n of
once brightly colored
of
lo e n t e r f o r t h e r e w a s n o t h i n g else to
Berg
place
w a r d f r o m it l i k e a s c a l y l e p r o u s fin-
all h o p e of e v e r r e t u r n i n g t o t h e f a i r
Treasurer—Edwin De Jong
The
and
the
The temple was a large
a r e m u c h of l i t t l e a c c o u n t . T h r u t h e g r a y g l o o m y g a t e s of t h e
Hatfield.
surveyed
h o p e d to find r e s t a n d f o o d .
it
mean and contemptible things which
Custodian—Miner
in m y
s t o m a c h to feel n a u s e a t e d , I looked
K . of A . — B e r n a r d S h o e m a k e r , Janitor
S i n c e I did n o t h a v e e n o u g h
AN ORIENTAIi FANTASY
to f a l l on fifty
bodies'
length
— n o t h i n g bad. I looked
up and
lo!
To eat, eat
c o l l e g e b y t a k i n g s t u d e n t s r i d i n g in
f r o m the temple roof, I had to pause
—that was what I wanted more than
his plane.—Exchange.
to regain m y breath and equilibrium.
a n y t h i n g else.
Die or eat.
eat.
They regarded m e as a
Eat was god sprung f r o m Buddha's breast. Ah
F R A T E R N A L SOCIETY,