SUNDAY VANGUARD, JUNE 29, 2014, PAGE 23
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Taken for a ride by a sex-starved cougar!
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IMI’S obsession with body-build ing has definitely paid off, giving him an impressive body to die for - all well-toned six-pack and budging biceps. And he knows how to get his girls - and his cougars! “The cougar thing is relatively new;’ he admitted, “A group of us were on the prowl for quick fun with the girls when one of us suggested we came along with him to a society wedding-reception of a close relative. We all agreed. Receptions are fertile grounds to pick women of all shapes and sizes. If you want women of your age, the bridesmaids and their friends come in handy. If you want a cougar, you head for an all female table and play the gentleman. “What we usually do is plunk ourselves on tables crammed with rich older women and play on their mother-instinct. If they ’re waiting to be served,. you spring to your feet and virtually drag a waiter or two on to their tables. As the food arrives, so would wellchilled bottles of red wine and champagne. You then proceed to serve these women, and of course look after yourself. Mind you, you have to dress the part of a well-groomed gent1eman with an im-
peccable manner. Your gear must be up-to-date and expensive. On an average day, you get good food and booze. On a good day, as you help a woman you fancy cart all her give-away memorabilia to her car, you asked if you could cage a life off her. If she said yes, you forget the friends you came with and pray for good luck. “I’d had a bit of luck with older women but nothing to write home about So when I ran into Dora at a 40th no-holdsbared birthday, I latched unto her. She was in her forties too and very friendly, knocking back glass after glass of champagne and eyeing me with interesting eyes. She obviously liked what she saw. When I offered to see her to her car clutching some gift-items on her table, she seemed very pleased. She was the one who not only offered me a ride but casually asked me to see her to her door. As I clambered out of her posh jeep and made for the gift items, she told me not to bother with those and asked the driver to give them to his wife. “Her house was really impressive - a stunning building with different types of plants and trees.
‘What a lovely house’, I croaked,. almost lost for words. She showed me around each of the enormous bedrooms, all complete with king-size beds. The kitchen looked like something out of a posh restaurant. “Like a lamb to the slaughter, she led me to this wonderful bedroom. As she lay seductively sprawled on the bed,. I felt nervous. She was almost 20 years older and wasn’t like any of the girls I’d met before - this was a real hot woman! She saw my anxiety and quickly took control. Despite being almost twice my age, she had a great body and we had amaz-
ing wild sex. I couldn’t believe my luck. “As I got ready to leave the next day, she threw a fancy jewellery box at me. `1 want you to have this’, she purred. As I opened the box, I gasped. It was a new expensive watch that looked back at me. ‘Thanks,’ I stammered, really overwhelmed by her generous gesture when I saw the make. `This is really expensive,’ I said again, not knowing what to really say to her. `It’s nothing’, she shrugged. ‘I enjoy treating my friends’. As I said my goodbye, she told the driver to take me home and was keen to set up another date.
“My friends were green with envy when 1 told them what happened and how she’d arranged for us to fly to a neighbouring country for a weekend She checked us into a very expensive suite and conducted a business meeting in the sitting room whilst I waited patiently for her in the master-bedroom, surrounded with exotic food and drinks. By the time she joined me in the bedroom, she had nothing but lust in her eyes. The sex lasted hours as she told me exactly what she wanted done to her. Her appetite was insatiable but I was generously compensated. She took me on a huge shopping spree, splurging on designer jeans, T-shirts and some skin belts. I felt as if I was in a fantasy world. And it didn’t end there. When we got back, she arranged for me to have a get-together at her place with my friends. They were all for it. As we mingled with middle-aged women atrociously garbed in young clothes, we danced as if we did this all the time. “My good luck lasted a few more weeks until she called to tell me she had to go away to her home town - her mother was ill. She didn’t know when she’d be back but would
call me as soon as she could. I didn’t hear anything from her and when I called her mobile, it was switched off. I was getting really worried as I’d grown accustomed to her and her lavish lifestyle. Then one of our friends told me his family bad a private party a few days ago and Dora was there with her husband! Her husband? Was he sure? As far as I knew, Dora was a single woman with children away in England. I never thought she was still in a relationship, let alone married. “It was weeks before she finally switched back her phone. She sounded a bit irritated when she realised it was me. She was trying to brush me off when I asked after her husband. ‘I’m glad you knew he’s back. Obviously, we can’t see each other for now. I’ll call you when I’m free. .. ‘ Clearly, I’d been used and dumped! I was really annoyed at her nonchalance, but thankfu1ly, the experience didn’t put me off women - but it’s definitely made me wary of them. I thought I was having fun with a classy millionairess. In reality, I was being taken for a ride by a sex-mad cougar!”
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Stretch for health
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HE muscles of the body must have strength; they must have stamma but never at the expense of flexibility. When the body is strong and yet supple we do not easily strain muscles and the body does not tire easily. Cramps take a lot longer to set in, allowing us to do more and stay livelier longer. We shall consider two stretch exercises and the gains we make from their regular practice. Let’s take the cat stretch first. Technique: Lying down on the belly, place the palms on the floor at the level of the shoulders, keep the elbows up and toes inverted. Take in a deep breath and as you learn on the palms, raise the head, shoulders and
belly up from the floor till the elbows have straightened. Holding your breath stay in this position for say 3 seconds. Then,
* Cat Stretch pose
breathe out as you get into a kneeling position. Keep the palms where they are on the floor. Now, with the thighs
pressed against the belly and the forehead touching the floor rest the buttocks on the heels. Retain this position for a while as you hold your breath. Then, exhale and raise the big tocks from the heels, bringing the body forward, still main-
taining the position of the palms till you’re back in the previous position of learning on the palms with raised head, shoulders and belly. Stay in this position for a while holding your breath. Then, breathing out get back into the kneeling position again. Repeat this for three to four times and forgetting to do the breathing properly. Benefits: With this exercise the spine, wrists, arms, chest and throat are strengthened. The part of the exercise that finds you kneeling ensures that the thighs massage the abdomen as they press against it. The arms and shoulders also get a good stretch. The back and forth movements will enable you achieve better elimination and also re-
duce the girth. Our second posture is the Upturned hands. Technique: As you settle the buttocks on the heels interlock the fingers of both hands. Now, as you take in a deed breath raise the hands overhead with the palms turned upwards. Retain the breath as you hold high the hands for a count to five. And as you exhale bring down the hands. Breathe in again and raise the up turned hands again. Do this about 4 times. Benefits: The upturned hands posture helps in expanding the chest. Problems of the knees and ankles are sorted out and the thighs muscles are well worked out. This posture is said to lead to an increase in height.
Yoga classes STARTED at 32 Adetokunbo Ademola, Victoria Island, Lagos, 9.10am on Saturdays