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UW releases apology for author cancellation Christie Blatchford does not take stage after protest, but may return to UW

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Protesters demonstrate prior to Christie Blatchford’s scheduled speech last friday at the Humanities Theatre. Eleonora Meszaros imprint intern

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fter cancelling her appearance due to vocal protests, the University of Waterloo has apologized to an author and the audience that had gathered to hear her speak in the Humanities Theatre last Friday. Journalist and columnist Christie Blatchford cancelled her scheduled appearance on Friday night,

where she had planned to discuss her new book Helpless: Caledonia’s Nightmare of Fear and Anarchy and How the Law Failed All of Us by vocal protests. She had been invited to speak on campus by the university bookstore. Blatchford’s book chronicles government action during 2006 protests in Caledonia, Ontario. First Nation protesters had demonstrated against efforts by a corporate land developer to build on land that the protestors claimed they are entitled to

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due to rights laid out in treaties with government. Members of KW Anti-Racist Action (ARA) took the stage following a teach-in that was held regarding the topics surrounding the book. The demonstrators were critical about the lack of historical context in Blatchford’s book, and were concerned that she was presenting a one-sided view of the Caledonia issue.

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Chan is Champ: Vincent Chan places first in men’s tennis sports editor

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e went in the Number 1 seed, and came out the Number 1 seed. Warriors rookie tennis star Vincent Chan won the OUA individual title last weekend. The tournament was hosted by York and took place at the Rexall Tennis Centre. “The key to a good tournament was preparation. Continuously finding time to practise with my team was critical for my ongoing high level performance over the entire season,” said Chan.

Warrior’s head coach Marlon Coelho said he could not explain how proud the team is of Vincent. “It is great to have a rookie enter our system and achieve what he achieved. It is something that very few players in the past have achieved,” he said.. Chan was the Number 1 seed going into the tournament, but did not succumb to the pressure. “I have been playing competitive tennis before coming t the University of Waterloo, so I did not succumb to the pressure of being the Number 1 seed,” Chan added. “ I favoured my chances knowing

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that I was undefeated in the regular season and having good teammates cheering me on gave me a boost of confidence as well.” “I told him that he is a great player and has a chance to win it all and he did,” Coelho said. Chan defeated Toronto’s Varsity Stefan Smic in the final by a score of 6–3, 6–3. He did not lose a match all season, and was named OUA top all star. Waterloo finished fifth as a team, while the gold medal went to the Montreal Carabins. Toronto took home silver while Western received the bronze.

“I think we lacked the finishing touch that we needed to win the championships. We have a great group of guys, however some of them did not rise to the occasion and that is what cost us the most,” said Coelho. Four out of the other five members of the Warriors’ team lost in their first round matches. Alex Sahu, Robert Vincent, Pete Szapkowski, and Nachiket Yardi all bowed out after one match. Zubair Virjee won his first round match before getting eliminated in his second. The team with the most individual wins was deemed OUA champions.

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Dissidents shout down author’s speech Book talk rescheduled after activists take to stage with bike locks around their necks, shouting “racist”

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Three demonstrators, including UW PhD student Dan Kellar (rear right), put bike locks around their necks to prevent UW police from easily removing them from the stage on Friday. As a result of their actions, UW was forced to cancel the scheduled presentation from author Christie Blatchford. Continued from front page

Students and activists dispersed amongst the audience to await Blatchford’s arrival. Members of ARA took the stage with a banner reading “Anti-Racist Action” while protesters at the back of the room set up similarly, bearing a sign with a Martin Luther King quote. Others set up on stage, and accused Blatchford of being a racist and Nazi sympathizer. Charged debates ensued between protesters and the audience, with mixed reactions throughout the theatre. The event was eventually cancelled by the university after both UW police and local police arrived on scene. They later cited safety issues for cancelling the event. Blatchford said she was unaware of the protest before arriving, but had expected mild activism because of the nature of the book. Blatchford said that when she arrived on campus for the event, she was surprised that protesters had taken over the stage, but she remained eager to provide the presentation on her book. “I meant it when I said I wanted to go out there and speak. I was willing to do it even if the protesters remained,” she said. According to Blatchford, UW officials did not feel they could adequately protect her from the protesters.

After the incident, Blatchford defended her work. “It’s not an opinion book, it’s a reporting book. It is about the defamation of the rule of law during the occupation, not about the occupation or the natives,” Blatchford explained. “The rule of law means we are equal and bound by the same group of laws, and that didn’t happen in Caledonia.” With many remarks throughout the night calling Blatchford a racist and a neo-Nazi, she said there is no way for her to respond to the accusations. “I’m not a racist, my book is not racist, and I’m certainly not a neo-Nazi. I don’t know what to say to such ludicrous accusations, particularly by people who have never read the book,” she said. “The protesters certainly did win, but you’re supposed to be at a university — [a] defender of free speech, freedom of expression — and you’re supposed to believe in that. I’m extremely disappointed I didn’t get to speak, especially at a university,” she said. Protesters working with ARA did not share these same views about silencing Blatchford. Dan Kellar, University of Waterloo doctoral student and one of three protesters involved in the on-stage demonstration, felt the group had been extremely successful in blocking Blatchford’s

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Protesters from a group calling themselves “AntiRacist Action” took to the stage carrying this banner while calling Blatchford a “racist” and “Nazi.”

appearance. “We were there to prevent her from speaking,” Kellar said. “She neglects to include historical context [in her writing] and it leads to misinformation. As settlers we have to take into consideration the history of our land, which Blatchford fails to do in her writing.” Kellar said he took a role in protesting against Blatchford’s appearance in the academic setting of UW, as he feels she is a non-academic figure. “This is an academic setting and she has no place coming here to talk in an un-academic fashion,” he said. Concerns about Blatchford’s legitimacy were echoed by other protesters on Friday night. Kellar said he felt the protest was a success that would be repeated. “If she comes again, she’ll be blocked again,” he said. The University of Waterloo has released an official apology to Blatchford and all attendees for the disruption. “The university considers Friday’s events as an attack on its presence as a place where issues are explored, discussed and at times debated,” it said. According to Michael Strickland, UW’s assistant director of media relations, the university plans to reschedule the event. “It was very disappointing to have to reschedule the event because of the behaviour of a limited number of people.

We hope to have her back as soon as possible,” he said. Blatchford said she hopes the university will reschedule the event so she can express the importance of the ideas in her book. Strickland said that Friday night’s protest was unanticipated, and hopes that UW will be better prepared to handle similar situations in the future. “The surprise was the cancellation. A small minority believed they knew better than everybody else and felt it appropriate and in their right to shut her down,” Strickland said. Undeterred, the university has begun preparing emergency measures for a future event featuring Blatchford. “The task of UW security between now and the event is to figure out the best approach for providing a safe forum. We now have to worry about people coming in purely to disrupt, we’ll have to have more security procedures than we would like and it will be up to UW police to determine how that will be best handled,” Strickland said. “There are people specifically coming to disrupt this and that’s unusual for us because most of the time we have peaceful debates and discussion. Something will be prepared.” emeszaros@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

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New buildings take shape on main campus

Above: Engineering 6, on the west side of the main campus near the newly opened Engineering 5 building, is still under construction. Chemical engineering will be the primary beneficiary of the new building, which broke ground in September 2009. It is set to be completed in March 2011. Ryan Webb news editor

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onstruction crews have been working fiercely on campus over the last year, and the latest results of their labour are expected to be revealed this winter. Four large academic buildings have been slated for completion by March 2011. Math 3 is being built north of Math and Computing. The 90,000 square feet of new space will house the math faculty’s department of statistics and actuarial science. The expansion will allow the other departments to take space in MC and DC. Environment 3 is a 40,000 square-foot building that will face the west side of Ring Road. It will be adjoined to EV2 and will provide space for the growing faculty.

Engineering 6 is set to join the newly opened Engineering 5 on the east side of campus. Its labs will provide safer and more efficient labs for chemical engineering research groups in plastics and polymer science engineering, biochemical and biomedical engineering, green reaction engineering, and advanced materials engineering. The $160 million Quantum-Nano Centre, as its name suggests, will be focused primarily on nano-scale research. Its initial labs will specialize in nano-scale metrology, nano-fabrication, nano-instruments, and nano-biosystems. With their completion expected in the next couple of months, the buildings are set to begin full operations by September 2011.

Above: The four-storey Math 3, located north of MC, will primarily host the department of statistics and actuarial science. Below: Environment 2, on the west side on Ring Road, will host laboratory, teaching and study spaces, and offices. It is also set to be the controversial home of the first Starbucks on campus.

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Researches trap antimatter

A team of researchers from the University of Calgary and institutions across Canada have recently discovered how to trap atomic antimatter. It is the conclusion of five years of research to gain a better understanding of our universe. Conducting experiments in the quarters of the European Organization for Nuclear Research, Dr. Rob Thompson, head of physics and astronomy at U of C, hopes that the experiments will result in dramatic changes to the current view of fundamental physics. The goal of the experiments were to trap and store antihydrogen, the simplest of all antimatter atoms, with the purpose of studying them. Scientists and students alike have played

leading roles in the experiment. “It’s been a rare privilege and a tremendous learning experience taking part in this ground-breaking international endeavour,” said Richard Hydomako, PhD student at U of C. Currently the team is working on developing tools to further their study of antimatter. Extract kills cancer cell

Pamela Ovadje and Sudipa Chatterjee, graduate students at the University of Windsor, have created a dandelion root extract that they believe has the ability to kill some types of cancer cells. From their biochemistry lab, the two experimented on commercially available human leukemia cells. The extract contains components that attack these leukemia cells and cause them to effectively commit suicide within 24 hours. “It started cell death activity in leukemia cells very quickly,” said Chatterjee.

“They were almost all dead within 24 hours, in fact, they even continued to die after the extract was removed.” The students used a water-based formula and an extraction method they developed themselves. Cancer cells were then treated with the extract and analyzed. The students are excited about their results but understand that seeing them transformed into actual leukemia treatment is a long way off. “What you see in vitro doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll see it in animals or humans,” cautioned Ovadje. Quidditch at McMaster

Quidditch, the game played by wizards in Harry Potter, has arrived at McMaster University.Crystal Ramchandani and Kishish Nathwani, two students, have organized the university’s first ever Quidditch team. The International Quidditch Association has created rules for real life play, adapted from the books.

“We try to keep it as close to the original game as possible so things like the goal rings, which are supposed to float, are put on a pole, replicating the basic idea,” said Ramchandani, who originally heard about the game from a friend at Ryerson University. Looking to create an atmosphere where people can have fun, Ramchandani said, “We’re planning to sell butter beer to raise funds, host a marathon movie night, and organize a Yule Ball, just like in the book.” The International Quidditch Association counts hundreds of teams already active or forming at university, college, and high school levels. Pro-life group banned at Carleton

On Monday, the Carleton University Student Association (CUSA) decertified Carleton Lifeline for holding antiabortion views. The club’s views against abortion violated the anti-discrimination policy of CUSA. “It’s very ironic

that they have a discrimination policy that allows them to discriminate against pro-life groups,” president of Carleton Lifeline, Ruth Lobo said. She also said that CUSA assumes that all students are pro-choice, which is not the case. “CUSA claims to be representative of all students, but as a pro-life student, I am not represented by an organization that I am forced to pay dues to in my tuition,” she said. Lobo feels that CUSA should create a policy through which students can opt out of fees or get rid of the discrimination policy. Because of the anti-abortion position, Carleton Lifeline can no longer promote its views on campus, lobby in any way that would oppose CUSA’s position, book space for advocacy or events, or be eligible for any funding. — With files from Journal of Ethnopaharmacology, University of Calgary, University of Windsor, McMaster University and National Post.

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Pirates release British couple

After 388 days, hostages Paul and Rachel Chandler were safely returned back to the United Kingdom this past weekend. While vacationing on their yacht from Seychelles to Tanzania the British nationals were hijacked by Somali pirates and captured Oct. 23, 2009. The couple was forced to sail towards Somalia. Paul Chandler spoke briefly to the BBC reassuring their condition: “We’re fine, we’re rather skinny and bony, but we’re fine.” The couple has refrained from giving any interviews for the time being as they settle back into their lives and reconnect with family members. The ransom paid, reportedly 600,000 GBP ($972,000 CAD), was partly raised by the Somali community in the U.K. Members of the community were also able to aid in the release effort by using local contacts in the region. Pirating off the coast of Somali

continues to be a serious problem, however, attacks are more frequent with commercial vessels than privately owned. Compensation for ex-Guantanamo detainees

The U.K. government will give compensation to around 12 men accused by British security forces. The men, all British citizens or residents, were detained years ago and tortured at the infamous Guantanamo prison in Cuba. While debates about the amount of compensation are still ongoing, it is expected to be in the millions. The charge by the former detainees is that U.K. officials were “Complicit in their transfer and should have prevented it and their ill-treatment.” Shami Chakrabarti, a detainee’s lawyer, commented on the payments. “It’s not very palatable but there is a

price to be paid for lawlessness and torture in freedom’s name. There are torture victims who were entitled to expect protection from their country,” he said. Settlement amounts will likely never be publicized. Peacekeeper kills Haitian protester

A demonstrator was shot and killed by a United Nation peacekeeper during a recent clash in Quarter Morin, on the outskirts of Cap Haitien, Haiti’s second largest city. “There was a demonstrator who had a weapon and fired at a soldier, and the soldier returned fire in legitimate self-defence,” said Minustah (UN mission in Haiti) spokesman Vicenzo Pugliese. Some Haitians have blamed peacekeepers from Nepal for the recent outbreak of cholera. Representatives from the UN mission have confirmed that tests have been carried out, and no cases were found

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among the peacekeepers. Protests come at a tense time with increased cases among the public and nearly 900 people dead as a result of the epidemic. Haiti was hit by a severe earthquake earlier this year, which largely destroyed vital infrastructure in the capital city region of Port-au-Prince. Burma’s junta releases Suu Kyi

After spending 15 of the past 21 years under political house arrest, Aung San Suu Kyi, daughter of assassinated Gen. Aung San, was released by the Burmese government. The Nobel Peace Prize winner and leader of the National League for Democracy (NLD) addressed her supporters on Monday of this week. Suu Kyi called for a “non-violent revolution,” which she described as a radical shift in thinking and process. Her release comes after last week’s elections which solidified the junta’s

rule and has been seriously questioned by democracy activists and Western leaders. Suu Kyi said that she bore her captors no “antagonism.” Continuing with her campaign for democracy and human rights, she plans on listening to the people before her next move. Sanctions against Burma have significantly crippled the economy, where one-third of the population lives in poverty. “If the people really want sanctions to be lifted, I will consider it,” said Suu Kyi. “This is the time that Burma needs help. Western nations, eastern nations, the whole world ― everything starts with dialogue.” President Barack Obama has called Suu Kyi a personal “hero” and UN Secretary-General, Ban Ki-moon said that she was an inspiration. — With files from BBC, Macleans, Vancouver Sun, and the Guardian


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From book discussion to protest

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Christie Blatchford made headlines across the tri-cities and Imprint had front row seats

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oy was I surprised Friday evening, when what I thought would be a simple book discussion turned into a full-fledged protest. I guess I was being naive to think that such a controversial topic would not spark the interest of several educated students, protesters, and local residents. Regardless, I asked one of our interns to take on the task of covering the event — one of her very first — that I would be helping her with, of course. Both of us assumed that some variation of the following would occur: we would meet Christie Blatchford as scheduled before her talk, ask her a few questions about her book and why she was at the University of Waterloo, snap a picture of her with the book, and then be on our merry way. Needless to say, that’s definitely not how it went down. Let me begin by saying that I am not against peaceful protest in any way, shape, or form. When the police get called, however, it’s no longer peaceful. Most of the protesters did raise the valid point that only Blatchford was invited to speak — no one from the other side was invited to speak alongside her.

If Blatchford was merely coming to speak about her book Helpless, then why should UW’s public relations team assume that a controversial debate would ensue? “We’re here to see Christie!” and “Rent your own stage!” were some of the comments coming from those who perhaps also shared this assumption and were there to hear about Blatchford’s book. I agree that every person has the right to free speech, but it appears in this instance Christie Blatchford may not have been given this right without her safety potentially being compromised. UW campus police arrived first, followed by the local police, which I believe was probably necessary. I read afterwards (and heard during the protest) that one or more of the involved had been arrested during previous protests, including the G20. So, while someone could potentially be getting assaulted or have their house broken into, our police were spending their time at what was supposed to be an author talking about a book. What a shame. Do I think it was also a shame that Blatchford did not appear on stage that evening? Absolutely. But can you blame her?

If we want to see a change in this world, we need to protest. We need to ask our governments tough questions and urge people to actively seek change. If we stand still and do nothing, the outcome will be just that — nothing. I’m just questioning if silencing someone before they are given the chance to speak is the right way to accomplish change. Whether Blatchford is a neo-Nazi or a racistsupporter is for you to decide. Good or bad, though, giving someone a great amount of attention is only good for their book sales. I even overheard a few people at the event say that, despite the fact that they don’t agree with Blatchford’s views, they will buy her book out of interest and curiosity. You know what they say, no press is bad press, at least when it comes to the media. I doubt that this was the ultimate goal of the protesters — to help increase Blatchford’s book sales, that is. Hopefully, Christie Blatchford will consider returning to the University of Waterloo despite the negative reception she had on Friday evening. If she does, I would love to hear, now more than ever, what she has to say.

Community Editorials Pandora’s box cracked open Matt Colphon 4a math and business

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oo many Asian students are clogging up universities ... or something like that. On the surface that’s what Maclean’s article “Too Asian” seems to be saying. Some anonymous students are choosing not to go to certain schools — including Waterloo — because the racial demographic doesn’t suit their style of learning. At the risk of sounding like a bigot, I think they have a point. When Waterloo redefined its brand, it chose words like “collaborative” and “intellectual” over “rounded” and “communal.” We recruit

the smartest students. Waterloo is a school of incredible academic rigour, where by the third week of term, there are more suits than sweatpants on campus and the average Wednesday night population of the DC dwarfs the attendance of an entire month at Bomber. This doesn’t mean that as a school we aren’t capable of attracting socially adept students. We just don’t make a point of asking for them. We aren’t renowned for putting the same emphasis on creating a well rounded experience as we do on maintaining a brilliant scholarly reputation. This article affirmed something I already knew. Some cultural groups — particularly East Asian parents —

have a tendency to push their children, and have a tendency to expect children to study to be doctors, engineers, accountants, and any other degree that ends with a job. As the family of one of my friends put it, “Go and get a degree in something useful.” And don’t forget to study hard. I won’t comment on whether their methods are better or worse, but they certainly are different than “Canadian” standards and produce a different persona entirely. The result is that the colours of our blessed cultural tapestry tend to clash from time to time. No one should be surprised when higher learning is filled with students pushed to have this drive, and when the programs above have enrolments biased to one racial group.

While I don’t think that a school being too Asian, too white, or too any other ethnicity, is valid selection criteria; in my eyes viewing a school as too academic, too frivolous, or too segregated is a perfectly logical reason to choose somewhere more to your liking. These anonymous high-schoolers might be using the words “too Asian” as a synonym for too academic. Maybe it’s time we looked at ourselves and asked if all that academic rigour is really creating the best experience for the country’s best students. Or maybe it’s time we just asked “Are our students truly happy?” Either way, we’ve brought up a topic that we can’t shy away from now.

UW student protestors force Blatchford away Aracy Selvakumar political science

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hat was supposed to be a “meet-theauthor” event with Christie Blatchford, author and columnist for the Globe and Mail, quickly turned into a shouting match between a group of protesters and select members of the audience on Friday night in the Humanities Theatre here at UW. Blatchford’s recently released book, Helpless: Caledonia’s Nightmare of Fear and Anarchy, and How the Law Failed All of Us, was the intended topic for the nights’ event. The book is about the experiences of residents in Caledonia, Ontario beginning in 2006 and the ensuing conflict between the Native peoples of the region and the OPP. The protest to Blatchford’s talk was partly due to the view held by many of the attendees that Blatchford is racist and promotes racist views, as well as opposition to her book which protesters are against since she blatantly disregards the history of the land claim issue and focuses solely on the experience of non-Native Caledonian residents. Their primary opposition appeared to be her statement that her book “Is not about Aboriginal

land claims,” which brings the entire contents of her book out of context as the dispute is inextricably entrenched in the history of land claim. In the end, due to the protest and lockdown, Blatchford never made it to the stage and instead opted to reschedule the event. So, in short, the protesters won. How did they win? Well the mantra of “racist, racist, racist” was essentially the backbone to the protest and the default response by the protesters. The protesters were representatives of the Six Nations Solidarity Network and their goal Friday night, to shut down the event and force Blatchford to cancel the talk, was certainly achieved. The protest did not start off entirely disruptive, but quickly became so, fuelled by the angry shouting of community members who opposed the protesters’ presence on the stage. The “intelligent, informed, and spirited debate” that event co-ordinator Michael Strickland hoped for was nowhere to be seen, at least, not in the theatre anyway. If it was intellectual debate that Strickland was hoping for, the teach-in organized by the protesters that took place before the scheduled talk was precisely that. The teach-in allowed for interested participants to engage in civilized, respectful, and

critical debate on the topics of both the book and the author. It should be noted, however, that not all the protesters who were against Blatchford wanted to shut down the event. In fact, many were interested in hearing her speak and having her respond to their questions. Strickland said that he was quite prepared for a spirited question and answer and that after receiving notification that there were people coming from an organization on campus he was prepared to welcome them. The talk that was scheduled to start at 7 p.m. was delayed as Blatchford was caught in traffic. The protest actually started out very quietly; large banners in support of anti-racism were silently displayed on the stage and at the back of the room. When the banner on the stage was removed, it revealed three people sitting down and locked together in protest. As time passed, and our expected speaker was still missing, a community member from the audience who was interested in presenting some facts about the situation approached the podium and expressed an interest in reading from a fact booklet. See BLATCHFORD, page 7


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UW student protestors force Blatchford away Continued from page 6

This book, entitled Land Rights, A Global Solution for the Six Nations of the Grand River, is a publication by the Six Nations Lands and Resources Department which is a department of the Six Nations Council, which to be clear, is a distinct organization from the group the protesters represented. This community member’s wish to read from a fact booklet was faced with a shockingly vocal opposition from other community members who had attended the event to hear Blatchford speak. This strong opposition led to an equally vocal objection from the organizers of the protest. So as one side chanted “rent your own stage” the other side began to chant “no racists in KW.” By 7:50 p.m., nearly one hour past the intended start time for the event, Blatchford still had not approached the stage, but had apparently

arrived at the university. By 8pm, Strickland announced that the event would be rescheduled and that Blatchford would return at another time under more respectful conditions. In the end, the protestors achieved their goal without being arrested or dragged out by the police. When asked after the event if any of this kind of protest was anticipated, Strickland replied saying that he was “fully aware that the book was going to be controversial but in all the time that I’ve been here, we’ve never seen that level of disrespect.” He admitted to being surprised since “the university is generally capable of having an intelligent, informed, and spirited debate without digressing into name-calling and calling people racist.” Strickland also said that “we’ve had controversial speakers before and in the time that I’ve been here, I can’t think of anything where a small group of people so thoroughly disrespected a speaker that we didn’t even

have her come out and say anything.” Strickland expressed his disappointment that the protesters “Were incapable of showing a modicum of respect towards a speaker they disagreed with.” Personally, I am inclined to agree. While I admit I am no authority on the issue and frankly have very little exposure to Blatchford’s work, I cannot help but feel that the manner in which the protest took shape was inappropriate in a university setting. To be clear, I sympathize with the protesters’ desire to criticize Blatchford and ask critical questions of her, however, it is the manner in which they chose to conduct this protest that I disagree with. To refuse to hear her arguments is to refuse to discuss the issues. Refusing her the right to share her views is the same as what the protesters are accusing Blatchford of: ignoring one side of the argument. If anything, the protests antagonized community members who

may have otherwise been receptive to criticism if presented in a more respectful manner. While it is tempting to lay all of the blame on the protesters, it should also be noted that the audience in support of Blatchford were equally disrespectful and resistant to engaging in intelligent debate. Screaming at the protesters to “get off the stage” or to “rent their own stage” is both ineffectual and disruptive. While it is true that the protest would have occurred regardless of the audience’s reaction, perhaps it might not have been as explosive if the audience was more receptive to the opposing side’s arguments. In short, the night turned out not to be the event we expected, but Blatchford does intend to return to UW at a later time and in a different environment. So will there be a repeat of Friday night’s protest when Blatchford returns? Probably, but will they be successful again? I guess I’ll find out.

Imagination > intellect: a cultural perpetuity The influence of the cinematic spectacle on popular culture Stephen Kearse 2a

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ast week, I posited that pop music is a potent lens into the current status of popular culture. This week, I delve into the realm of movies to illustrate that popular culture’s foundation was set decades ago. When aural cinema was in its infancy (late ‘20s to early ‘30s), movies were nothing more than single productions of a play that could be replayed many times over. With the absence of colour, they were driven by lighting, sets, actions, sounds, costumes (clothing and make-up), and the actors’ abilities to convey emotion and thought through body language and dialogue. With such limitations, there were two objectives which every film aimed to accomplish. In a film’s basic execution, perfect balance of all of the aforementioned elements was critical. Shadows had to fall in the right places, emotions had to be appropriate, and actions had to be believable in context and character; these were just three of the many things for which directors had to take into account. Certain elements, though, could be reasonably exaggerated or understated if it served the purpose of the director. Films also sought to achieve a necessary degree of subtlety; a blatant approach could have been overwhelming or patronizing to the audience, while a convoluted approach could have been woefully abstruse or depressingly dull for the audience.

Together, these two aims — elemental balance and directive subtlety — placed equal emphasis on imagination (suspension of disbelief) and intellect (comprehension of theme). It is this equality of emphasis which produced masterpieces like Casablanca and Dr. Strangelove, the latter being particularly significant because it was released after the advent of colour. But then Star Wars came along. Star Wars was truly groundbreaking. It produced or influenced a number of technological innovations in filmmaking; it cemented the status of science fiction as a mainstream genre; and with just 10 words and a booming orchestra, it introduced a brave new world for people to exalt, extol, and explore. These are merely trivial, however, when compared to its greatest feat: it introduced the concept of the awesome spectacle. This had a tremendous effect on the primary objectives of a film by producing a worrisome disparity between the emphasis on imagination and intellect. Instead of puzzling out the theme of a story with visual and auditory clues, the audience was swamped by a deluge of sensory input which presented the theme in a plain, easily digestible format. Beleaguered, the audience could only sit back and revel in the sensation — and being an inherently lazy creature, that is exactly what the audience did. Star Wars went on to change the standards of cinema and became a marketing leviathan. Since Return of the Jedi left theatres, the audience has been clamouring for grander and more immersive spectacles. This has influenced every genre of film;

genres which were predisposed to the spectacle became hyper-charged with fantastical plots and explosive action (i.e. adventure, horror, science fiction, etc.), while others neutered the intellectual aspect to lend credence to less dazzling productions (i.e. romance, comedy, drama, etc.). The foxiness of Megan Fox aside, the success of mindless extravaganzas like Transformers would not have been conceivable or feasible without the contributions of Star Wars. Altogether, the popular desire for intelligent reprieve was swallowed long ago by the titanic and insatiable desire for escape. Unlike pop music, though, this desire was engendered entirely by the industry itself. To broaden its

artistic and economic scope, cinema quietly jettisoned its principles and moved from a disciplined art to mass entertainment. I believe this transformation was recently rendered irrevocable by the decision to increase the number of nominees for the Best Picture Academy Award from five to 10 in 2009. Nominees for Best Picture are generally movies which carry a powerful, original, and well-executed message. To preserve this ideal, the pool of nominees was limited to five to ensure that only those which completely fulfilled these criteria would be included. Many of them, however, have tended to be unfamiliar to the popu-

lace at large, generating much dismay and disconcertion. For example, four of the five nominees for 2005 — including the eventual winner, Crash — were lost in the hype surrounding the controversial and compelling Brokeback Mountain. Four years later, I doubt most people even remember Crash, Capote, Munich, or Good Night, and Good Luck. Last year, this problem was seemingly remedied, with seven of the nominees, led by James Cameron’s Avatar, being widely popular. And what is the consensus on Avatar? It’s mind-numbingly trite, preaching a cause already championed to glory by Dances with Wolves. But it’s also really pretty.


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Opinion

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Letters to the Editor Blatchford “bullies” deserve expulsion Dear Editor, I am writing to express my distress over the rescheduling of a University of Waterloo BookStore–sponsored speech by Christie Blatchford. A columnist for the Globe and Mail, Blatchford was scheduled to speak last Friday about her new book, Helpless: Caledonia’s Nightmare of Fear and Anarchy. However, members of KW Anti-Racist Action took over the stage, refused to leave, and insisted that she not address the audience. The disrupters included Dan Keller, a PhD candidate. KW Anti-Racist Action’s members have a history of showing no respect for the rule of law. For instance, Kat Wombwell was jailed last summer for her participation in illegal G20 demonstrations in Toronto. (According to WLU’sThe Cord, she believes that the dam-

age rioters caused was a manifestation of a peaceful protest.) In fact, she is a supporter of anarchism, and her “protest” was publicized in anarchist circles. The mission of these “protesters” was not to inform the audience of an alternative viewpoint, or to ask Blatchford challenging questions after her speech. They bragged that “[Our] goal was to not let her speak, we accomplished that.” That there are people who attempt to silence others is of no surprise to me. What did shock me was that security officers merely attempted to negotiate with them; they feared that forcing them to leave would lead to physical harm, especially since they had themselves chained using bike locks. However, security officials should not be liable for any physical harm that is inflicted following physical resistance from lawbreakers. Furthermore,

one does not negotiate with bullies. What is there to negotiate? Michael Strickland, the university’s assistant director of media relations, stated that “[Ms. Blatchford] wasn’t going to get a word in, [so] there would be no point in bringing her out.” However, she could have gotten a word in if security personnel had performed the simple task of kicking out these disruptors. That a bunch of — putting it mildly — bullies would forcefully dictate to others what they can and cannot hear on a university campus amounts to sacrilege to me. As I write this letter, President Hamdullahpur has apologized to Blatchford, and the university published a statement on the Daily Bulletin that condemns the incident. I commend Hamdullahpur, and I hope that he can take further steps in order to send a clear message that such

Like Mom always said, “Don’t spend money you don’t have.” Dear Editor, Although I have only been a student at the University of Waterloo for two months, I have had the pleasure of riding Grand River Transit (GRT) on several occasions. Despite several of the uncomfortable positions I’ve had to endure on the GRT, I found the service to be more than satisfactory. The only reason I was in these positions was due to the massive amounts of university students riding the same bus. We all know that Waterloo is a university town, so this congestion on GRT buses is to be expected. One of the hot topic issues in

this year’s municipal elections was how to improve the transit system in the City of Waterloo. The biggest proposal being discussed is building a light rail transit (LRT) line between Conestoga Mall and Fairview Park Mall. Although I see this LRT line as being a great addition to the transportation system in Waterloo, the sheer cost of the project makes it unrealistic at this point in time. I share mayoral candidate Franklin Ramsoomair’s opinion that the City of Waterloo should not invest in the LRT line when the city is already in a deficit spending situation. An additional $235 million, which was to be the

Region of Waterloo’s portion of the total cost of the project, to the existing deficit situation, makes no sense to me. Instead of investing in the LRT line, I strongly believe that Waterloo should focus on improving the existing transit system in a much cheaper way. Perhaps adding a few more buses to the busiest routes would help decrease those uncomfortable, cozy, and congested rides on the GRT. To all the advocates of the LRT line, didn’t your mom ever tell you not to spend money you don’t have? -Ben Hannam 1a planning

incidents are intolerable: I believe any Waterloo students who took part in the disruption needs to face severe disciplinary action for violating Waterloo’s ethical behaviour policy. I emphasize “severe” because a mere suspension would be considered a “trophy” they would brag about; personally, I suggest expulsion because bullies only understand such unequivocal messages. Furthermore, I hope campus police can issue a permanent ban on those non-Waterloo students that participated. Once Blatchford’s new speech date is confirmed, I encourage everyone to attend — to support freedom of speech, express support for her views, and convey opposition to her ideas in a civil manner. -Mohammed Shouman masters of management sciences

Blood diamonds part II Dear Editor, It may come as a shock to many that our love of electronics could quite possibly be helping to fuel a bloody war in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC). Coltan, also known as Columbite-Tantalum, is a black tar-like mineral used primarily as a capacitor for electronic devices. The demand for tantalum has been increasing steadily since 1992 due to growing interests for electronics such as cell phones and computer chips, which has helped rebel groups fund a bloody civil war in the DRC. While there are numerous factors contributing to the crisis faced in the DRC, such as historical ethnic rivalries and power and wealth imbalances, exploitation of key resources such as coltan have become a serious concern. Among this issue are several others, such as the plight of refugees, rape as an intimidation tactic, forced labour, child soldiers, and sexual slaves. Foreign multi-national corporations, although not directly involved in the conflict, play an important role as purchasers and manufacturers of

products containing coltan, which were mined by rebel groups. The United Nations reports that these companies serve as “the engine of the conflict in the DRC.” Once the processing of the mineral is complete, it is then sold to major electronics companies such as Sony, Nokia, Motorola, Compaq, Dell, IBM, and Hewlett-Packard. Although companies’ usage of coltan has never been major headline news, it is important that we as consumers are aware and understand the implications of buying and using these products. Of course as students, it would be nearly impossible to cut out the use of electronics such as computers and cell phones. However, urging companies to use conflict-free minerals is integral to freeing people of the injustices of forced labour and human rights violations. If progress has been made with blood diamonds, surely something can be done about other illegitimate mining as well. -Jane Tran 2a arts

Bill C-510: Roxanne’s law

Dear Editor,

In 2007, Roxanne Fernando’s boyfriend murdered her when she refused to give in to his threats and pressure to end her pregnancy — a pregnancy that made him want to get out of their relationship. After a Valentine’s date, she was beaten by her boyfriend and his friends, bound, then left to die in a ditch. “Roxanne’s Law” is the nickname for the private member’s Bill C-510 that is currently being debated in the Canadian House of Commons. It is an act to amend the Criminal Code in order to protect pregnant women from being coerced into having an abortion. This bill, being put forward by Winnipeg MP Rod Bruinooge, sends a message to all Canadians that the rights of women are important to us, and that we do not stand for coercion from boyfriends, husbands or even doctors who try to take advantage of women and their rights.

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This act would make it possible for women to press charges and protect their own life, as well as that of their unborn children. I really do not believe this is an issue solely for feminists or pro-lifers. This is about showing Canadians that we believe in protecting women. I believe this bill is a statement that we need to make, especially after recent events in our community involving violence toward women. I know we don’t stand for this, but perhaps we didn’t know what to do about it until now. This is a tangible way to take a stand, to send a message — to uphold the rights of threatened pregnant women in our nation. Please consider what is really important to you — and speak up. I encourage everyone to support Bill C-510 by emailing or calling your local MP, or by contacting Rob Nicholson, Minister of Justice. -Ryan Mann 3a electrical engineering

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Science & Technology

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(Above) UW Science alumni and Xerox product developer/researcher Adrien Côté (BSc ‘99) speaks with a student. (Left) A group of students question a science alumnus.

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he Faculty of Science Foundation (FSF) hosted its second speed networking event on November 16. Current science students had the chance to mingle with University of Waterloo science alumni, and learn about future career options in science. Both undergraduates and graduate students were afforded the opportunity to mingle with 29 alumni, some of which were recent graduates while others had graduated as far back as 1975. Among the notable participants in the event were Trish Bolton, who is a senior policy ad-

visor with the Ontario Ministry of Research and Innovation; Don Shilton, the president of St. Mary’s Hospital in Kitchener; Peter Gray, vice-president and senior hydrogeologist at MTE Consultants Inc.; and Mike Cassidy, the co-ordinator of the Food Safety Science Unit at the Ontario Ministry of Agriculture. The FSF is very active in helping round out the science student experience. They plan many events on a monthly basis. Check out their website for more information on upcoming events.

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Ivan Lui staff reporter

Garlic for the heart

A new study confirms that garlic may be helpful for those who have high blood pressure. The study enlisted 50 patients, some of which were given garlic supplements while others received placebos. The report came out in the journal Maturitas, which said that those who received the garlic supplements had lower blood pressure than those who had received placebos. Despite this study, the British Heart Foundation says that more research should be done before making any large claims. Garlic, regardless of scientific inquiry, had been long thought of as good for the heart. Not only does garlic lower high blood pressure, but it also has the ability to lower cholesterol as well. The practice of eating garlic to reduce high blood pressure goes back thousands of years. Many in the medical field believe that they can fine tune the effects that garlic has on the body, amplifying them to the point where taking only one capsule would be effective for a period of time. The study, which was conducted at the University of Adelaide, Australia, handed out the supplements simply known as “aged garlic” for 12 weeks.

Blood pressure, for those who had received the actual garlic supplements, lowered by 10mmHg. “Garlic supplements have been associated with a blood pressure lowering effect of clinical significance in patients with untreated hypertension,” researcher Karin Ried said. “Our trial, however, is the first to assess the effect, tolerability and acceptability of aged garlic extract as an additional treatment to existing antihypertensive medication in patients with treated, but uncontrolled, hypertension.” Even though the supplement was given to those with high blood pressure, those who are considering this route should first consult medical advice. Ellen Mason, senior cardiac nurse at the British Heart Foundation, said that “this study demonstrated a slight blood pressure reduction after using aged garlic supplements but it’s not significant enough or in a large enough group of people to currently recommend it instead of medication.” Antimatter atom attained

European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) researchers have been able to hold 38 antihydrogen atoms in place for fractions of a second. Antihydrogen was created but only existed for a few moments before it was destroyed when it came into con-

tact with matter. The report in Nature released by the team suggests that, if they were able to capture and study antimatter further, it would change the impossible tests of fundamental principles of physics. The current “standard model” of physics holds that each particle — protons, electrons, neutrons, and a zoo of more exotic particles — has a mirror image antiparticle. One of these mirroring images would be the positron, the opposite of the electron, used in an imaging technique of growing popularity known as positron emission tomography. The question that still plagues scientists is why the universe currently holds such a large amount of matter in comparison to antimatter. It is believed that there was, at one time, an equal amount of both. Creating positrons and antiprotons is done rapidly within laboratories. The real problem is assembling these particles so that actual antimatter can be produced. These particles were first created in 2002 by two groups, but handling the antihydrogen, which comprises antiproton and a positron like a normal hydrogen, was proving to be much more difficult. Holding normal matter could be done through electric fields, but antimatter requires a very particular type of field.

“Atoms are neutral — they have no net charge — but they have a little magnetic character,” explained Jeff Hangst of Aarhus University in Denmark, one of the collaborators on the Alpha antihydrogen trapping project. “You can think of them as small compass needles, so they can be deflected using magnetic fields. We build a strong ‘magnetic bottle’ around where we produce the antihydrogen and, if they’re not moving too quickly, they are trapped,” said Hangst. Placenta and pregnancy length

The placenta, an organ which connects the fetus with the mother’s uterine wall allowing nutrient uptake, waste elimination, and gas exchange, could affect the length of pregnancy, according to a recent study done by the Durham and Reading universities, published in the journal American Naturalist. The intimacy of the connection between the mother and the fetus affects the growth of the baby and length of pregnancy. The human placenta does not form the complex web-like structure seen in animals such as dogs and leopards that have relatively long pregnancies. An example of this would be a human being, which gives birth after nine months, while a meadow mouse could give birth simply after three weeks.

Analyzing 109 mammal species, the folding and complexity of the placenta of the animal affected the mother’s pregnancy time. The more folded and complex the placenta was, the shorter the time in gestation. With increased folding within the placenta, there are more nutrients transferred to the fetus, causing more growth in a shorter period of time. “In humans, the placenta has simple finger-like branches with a relatively limited connection between the mother’s tissues and those of the fetus,” said Dr Isabella Capellini of Durham University, the lead author on the study. “Whereas in leopards, the placenta forms a complex web of interconnections that create a larger surface area for the exchange of nutrients.” Of course, the placenta is not the only factor affecting the development of the fetus. Another major contributor to the length of fetal development is the size of the mammal; the larger the subject, the longer it will take for it to be born. This organ is also a battleground for the survival between the mother and child. Where a pregnant mouse loses a battle to its offspring, a human mother will be in more balanced contest against its child. —With files from BBC and Science Daily.


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The baby daddy of quantum mechanics LUKE BOVARD

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Jennifer Nguyen assistant science & technology editor Facebook to launch e-mail service

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With 500 million users worldwide and still going strong, the largest social networking site is set to conquer another Internet service: e-mail. On Monday, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg unveiled a set of communication services to add to the Facebook platform. The new feature integrates e-mail, text messages, and online chat that is accessible by computers or cell phones. The project was developed by 15 Facebook engineers over 15 months, and will take advantage of Facebook contact data to prioritize and sort messages from friends and close acquaintances. As a result, this will see Facebook users receiving an e-mail address with an “@facebook.com” address. “This is not an e-mail-killer,” Zuckerberg said, but admits e-mail is past its prime. Recent studies show that e-mail is mostly used by older adults, whereas teenagers tend to use text messaging as their primary form of communication because it is simpler and more fun to use. In fact, it has surpassed physical face-to-face time according, to a survey by the Pew Internet and American Life Project. “If we do a good job, some people will say this is the way that the future will work,” Zuckerberg said. The service will be gradually implemented in the coming months during an initial testing phase, but won’t be available in Canada for immediate use. Internet community braces for sweeping changes

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uickly, if I ask you about quantum mechanics, what do you think of? Most likely, you think of concepts like wave-particle duality, the uncertainty principle, and Schrödinger’s cat. Most people have heard about Schrödinger’s cat. If they haven’t, just mention a cat, dead and alive, and quantum mechanics, and they will probably be vaguely familiar with the experiment. The basic idea of this thought experiment is a cat is placed in a closed box with a vial of poison that is activated by nuclear decay. If the nuclear decay occurs, the poison is released and the cat dies; if not, the cat remains alive. Quantum mechanics tells us that, to describe the cat, we must state the cat is in a superposition of being alive and being dead. An absurd conclusion. To most physicists, however, Schrödinger’s cat is not the first thing that comes to mind with the name Erwin Schrödinger. That honour belongs to Schrödinger’s wave equation. His wave equation is the cornerstone of quantum mechanics, and entire courses are dedicated to solving and understanding the results of his equation. Additionally, it provides the foundation for more advanced theories such as quantum field theory. For his work in quantum mechanics, Schrödinger won the Nobel Prize in 1933. Schrödinger was a long-time friend and colleague of Einstein. Over the years, the two exchanged many letters on the subject of the interpretation of quantum mechanics. In these letters, Schrödinger and Einstein expressed discontent with the ideas of other physicists, such as Bohr and Heisenberg, over what quantum mechanics actually tells us about the world. It was in one of these letters that Einstein mentioned to Schrödinger a thought experiment involving a box of gunpowder being in a state of exploded and not exploded. Schrödinger developed the argument further and published his famous paper describing the thought experiment. What is not so well known is that the point of the thought experiment was to point out the absurdity of certain interpretations of quantum mechanics being put forth by others. Okay, so I have told you why Schrödinger is famous. The real reason

you are reading this column is because you enjoy gossip, especially gossip about physicists. Most especially about the sex lives of physicists. Fortunately, Schrödinger did not disappoint. His married life began in 1920 when he became engaged to a secretary working in Vienna. The monthly income of his soon-to-be wife, Anne, was more than Schrödinger made in an entire year and was not enough to provide a stable household. Schrödinger soon accepted a job in Jena that would allow the couple to be financially stable. Unfortunately, the position did not last long, and the Schrödingers moved around for a few months before settling into Zurich. The Schrödingers would continue jumping around Europe for many years until finally settling in Dublin in 1939. In addition to travelling around from job to job, his marriage to Anne was very much out of the ordinary. Anne had no formal education and admired her husband for his great intellect. Schrödinger, however, considered her just above a domestic servant who was to provide him with a comfortable home and food. Soon, Schrödinger no longer expressed any sexual interest in her and, instead of divorcing, they helped each other find other sexual partners. Among the many partners that Anne had was the great mathematician Hermann Weyl, a student of David Hilbert and an influential mathematician of the first half of the 20th century. Despite his wife sleeping with Weyl, Schrödinger and Weyl remained good friends. In 1933, Schrödinger’s own escapades eventually produced his first daughter. He wanted to raise the daughter with the mother and invited the mother to live with him as his mistress. His affairs did not stop there. After he moved to Ireland, Schrödinger produced two more children

with two different women. This very open marriage was looked upon very negatively by the general population. Robert Oppenheimer, the father of the atomic bomb and the director of the Advanced Institute in Princeton, was asked why Schrödinger had never been invited to lecture at Princeton. Oppenheimer replied that he had, but Schrödinger was concerned that people would look negatively upon his open marriage. Later, Schrödinger was offered a job at the Advanced Institute but turned it down because he was unable to receive guarantees that living with a wife and mistress would not be looked upon negatively. He was also offered a job at the University of Oxford but eventually left due to all the negative attention he received for walking down the street with his wife and mistress. Fortunately, he found a more open attitude in Dublin where he remained for the rest of his life. Schrödinger’s own views on his love life were very open, and he believed in the wonders of sex. His very open love life proved to be a very important catalyst in his own research. In 1925, during a low point in his marriage to Anne and his career, he escaped to a cabin in the woods with an old girlfriend for two months. After he returned, he published a series of papers which introduced the equation that bears his name and derived many important results from it. Of this, his friend Weyl wrote that “Schrödinger did his great work during a late erotic outburst in his life.” At the time Schrödinger was nearly 40. Nowadays, Schrödinger would be considered a male chauvinist, as displayed by a quotation about his mistresses: “Poor things, they have provided my life’s happiness and their own distress. Such is life.” Amazingly, despite all their affairs and lovers, both Schrödinger and Anne remained married till his death in 1961. You might be wondering how Schrödinger was able to get so many women in his life. Fortunately, there do exist records of one of his successful pick-up lines he used during his time in Ireland. He was trying to seduce a younger woman and told her, “If you can’t love me as a lover because I am a married man, just love me as a father.”

Experts predict that the Internet could soon be facing years of instability. Currently, the Internet is home to approximately 4 billion web pages. All of these web pages are indexed by a unique web address using the Internet Protocol version 4 (IPv4) addressing scheme. IPv4, however, only allows up to 4.3 billion unique addresses and these addresses are due to run out by 2012. There has been work by governments and businesses to migrate to the new addressing scheme which allows for more addresses, IPv6, but the progress has been slow. Vint Cerf, considered one of the fathers of the Internet who now works for Google, is urging businesses and governments to switch to the new addressing system soon because the work can take years. Google, for example, took three years to switch over to IPv6. “This has to happen or the internet will stop growing or will not be growable,” he said. “The business community needs to understand that this is an infrastructure they are relying on and it needs to change for them to continue to grow and to rely on it.” An issue related to the migration to IPv6 from IPv4 is that the two protocols are not compatible. Users who are using the new system may not be able to access certain links that are still on the old addressing system and have yet to make the switch. Certain links will become unreliable, causing major instability in the Internet infrastructure that will take years to completely fix. iTunes and the Beatles unite

Apple announced this past week that they have obtained the rights to sell the Beatles music on iTunes. Those who use iTunes and Beatles’ fansalike will finally be able to purchase their music after several years of speculation and rumours. Since its release in January 2001, iTunes has sold over 10 billion tracks, but none of them were tracks by the Beatles. The reason why it has taken this long for Apple to acquire selling rights is in part due to a feud with the band. In the 1960s, the Beatles named their holding and record company Apple Records. This sparked a feud with Apple over the Apple trademark and has prevented both sides from reaching an agreement. The Beatles and their record label, EMI, were also afraid that by granting Apple exclusive digital rights, they would alienate other music retailers, like Wal-Mart and Amazon. Now customers can buy individual tracks from 13 Beatles studio albums for $1.29 or an entire album for $12.99 and $19.99 for a double album. Apple is also selling a digital box set containing a movie of the Beatles first U.S. concert back in 1964 for $149. “I am particularly glad to no longer be asked when the Beatles are coming to iTunes,” Ringo Starr said in a press release. Currently, Apple is working on getting the licenses needed to stream media from their servers. This would allow iTunes users to upload their media to a digital “locker” stored on the Internet that can be accessed from anywhere using an Internet enabled device. —With files from the Globe and Mail, the New York Times, and CNET.


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Boots, buckle, and strings Canadian blues singer David Essig at Princess Cinema Carla Valerio staff reporter

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reativity, talent, and art in a nutshell. The Breithaupt Block once again offers the chance for artists, critics, buyers, and the general public to come together in this historic Waterloo building to share experiences, and the joys of bohemian art. The second annual Box Art Show launched this weekend. The show, named after its original venue, the former Boehmer Box Factory, is held annually during the first weekend after Remembrance Day. The organizers of this event realized that artists were not finding opportunities to develop their career close to home. They also realized that the local public went out of town to purchase artworks. In an effort to respond to these needs and to establish mutually beneficial partnerships that allowed for regional art, this group of professional artists decided to offer a unique solution while introducing an innovative business venture. Hence, the birth of The Box Art Show. Different associates, individual partners, and group sponsors support the event each year. The Box also partners with different charitable organizations, with a portion of the art sales being turned to them in gratitude. As for evaluation criteria, artists submit a sample of their work to an initial jury. After the final participants are selected, they submit other pieces they want to include in the show to a second panel of curators. The result? Each year, the public gets la crème de la crème of local talent.

This past weekend, the Box offered a memorable sight for those who love and cherish art. A range of activities were held throughout the weekend in an effort to let the general public be as close to art as possible. A more memorable part of the weekend was a guide of the Breithaupt Block, presented by the CEO of the Kitchener Public Library, available to the general public. A presentation of a series of old photographs was made of the Block’s original layout and what this factory represented to Kitchener during its functioning. This historic factory has changed ownership multiple times, altering the role it played on industrial production. From Merchants Rubber Co in 1903, to its recent purchase by the Perimeter Development Corporation which has plans to turn the block into a research and working environment, this building has been a key player in Kitchener-Waterloo’s industrial history. Following this historic analysis, the owner of Perimeter Development Corp guided the public through the installations of the factory, explaining not only its original purpose but the project that has been designed for it under the new name of The Breithaupt Block. Following the tour, the staff launched of the art sale itself, providing the first opportunity to interact with the artists. UW fine arts Prof. Doug Kirton also offered a critique of the artworks presented in the event, explaining, in detail, their characteristics, themes, and traits. Discussing technical aspects of the works such as the composition, use of color, implementation of media in the work, etc., Kirton shared

the “science behind art.” In doing so, he highlighted the amazing talent showcased by the artists. Senior fine arts students and arts professors were special guests for this activity, learning aspects of art conceptualization, the process of art-making, and proper ways of evaluating a work of art. To UW’s pride and satisfaction, a great number of artists at the Box Art Show were UW fine arts graduates. Fatima Garzan, Cathy Farwell, and Soheila Esfahani were among many others who enhanced the reputation of the fine arts department by showcasing their amazing talent. They shared their experiences at UW and how the perspective they gained in its classrooms helped build their identity as professionals. It is also fair to note that our graduates were the most popular artists at the exhibition, gaining much praise for their work and talent. With an environment of family, friends, and fans, the Box Art Show ran in a smooth, yet amusing fashion. The show is held every year, this being its second edition. I highly recommend that anyone who is interested in art to go to next year’s show and exuberant creativity. Artists and students alike are also encouraged to consider their work to submission for next year’s edition of the show. A team of curators receives all candidates’ submissions and evaluates them to make the most of the event. This is a great chance for talented artists to not only gain publicity and build important networks, but also sell their pieces and reach a public that is truly admiring of their work.

remarkable blues singer returns to Ontario to “make the younger ones tremble and the old boys weep,” (Tremble and Weep). Last Thursday, right at the heart of Waterloo, a small group of fans got to enjoy an evening together with friends, bliss, and music. David Essig came back to town for a night of blues, folk, and old friends. The prodigy of the guitar, singer, songwriter and musical producer spent a night at the Princess Cinema with his fans of all ages, sharing story after story and warming every heart with music. The agenda for the night kept the audience all on the edge of our seats, deeply enjoying each song and having such a connection with Essig that it felt like we all were with him right on stage. From deeply sentimental songs about loss, grief, and melancholy (to which he humorously referred as “the tough stuff ”) to light, passionate, and fun chants for everyone in the audience to sing along to, the smooth flow of music kept an amusing environment throughout the night. Even for a person who hasn’t heard of Essig before, the concert felt more like spending time with an old friend, hearing cherished stories of a past we all felt like we knew. Essig shared his tips and tricks with the guitar, old anecdotes both in his personal life and his career as a musician, and his experiences working with other artists that perform at the Princess Cinema. David’s appearance was part of Princess Cinema’s “Live on Stage” series, a catalogue of concerts starring musicians of different genres that perform in an intimate, bohemian space. Singer-songwriters from Ontario and all around Canada will be showing performances on acoustic, folk, indie and country, inviting audiences to come join this community for the first time. Admission to these concerts is very accessible and if you want to make the most out of what the season has to offer, the cinema offers membership specials for frequent visitors as well. As for the show on Thursday, Essig truly offered a night to remember the good old times, and a night to forget about stress and just have some fun, folk style. So when you are thinking of going back to Canadian roots, going back to the ease of a six-string and enjoying the heart and soul of traditional Canadian music, go try Live on Stage at the Princess Cinemas. For more information, visit www.princesscinemas.com.

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ARTS FEATURE: A Long Range Hustle into your playlist Long Range Hustle (LRH), a three piece band based in the University of Waterloo, grew from humble beginnings in a basement in Stirling, Ontario to become a professional band. The band rocked the Bombshelter last weekend and will be in Maxwell’s on December 4.

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aving listened to many students trying to jam together in a band, I got a pleasant surprise when I was given the album In Case of fire to review. I assumed, quite wrongly, that they were just a group of people bashing away, trying to sound like other bands. As soon as I heard the first minute of the album, however, I realized that this was different. There is no doubt that Long Range Hustle take their music seriously. Originally a three-piece band formed in Stirling, Ontario, Long Range Hustle grew from humble beginnings in a basement to becoming a fully-fledged professional band. The original line-up reformed when members Paul Brogee (lead singer) and Jay Foster (piano, organ, synth and glockenspiel) moved to the University of Waterloo. They met Mike Duboff (drummer) by coincidence, discussing music in the chemistry labs. Then through a mutual friend they met Josh Weiss, a guitarist, and Ben Ridder, a bassist, and so LRH was born. In the past, the band has been likened to Hey Rosetta and the Arkells. Early influences included The Beatles and Led Zeppelin. Brogee and Foster claim to have been once obsessed with Wintersleep. Brogee says he also knows every lyric and sound The Tragically Hip has ever done. Curious about the name, I asked the guys where it originated from. “It started as a kind of saying or joke from before university, effectively, the idea was that if you keep losing at something over and over again, your justification is to keep doing it. You are thinking way in advance of the long term goals not the short term losses, so it’s been and is a long range hustle.” says Brogee. When asked why they decided to start the band, Josh summed it up saying: “Music is the best. It’s our life. It makes you feel like nothing else can.” Any music lover would agree with this statement. Among the depth and range of sounds on the album, it’s difficult to categorize what genre of music LRH are. The band explained they would classify themselves as alternative/indie rock but this is such a broad genre. Brogee, “It’s tough and awkward to pigeon hole ourselves within a label, some bands would claim they don’t have a genre and are transcendent, LRH hates these bands.” According to Ridder, other bands just have one sound and their songs all sound the same, but LRH has a wide variety of songs and can

cover many different genres if they want.” With the countless number of alternative bands on the market today, LRH is surely a breath of fresh air. It is evident that this debut album is a culmination of years of hard work and refinement. The opening track “Freedom of Distance” comprises of indie rock guitar with a luscious piano arrangement complemented by Brogee’s rich, soulful voice. As the album progresses, they experiment with different themes, “Phineas” is reminiscent of Kings of Leon but with a funkier depth. This song is based on the famous psychological case study of Phineas Gage, who survived a horrific accident in which an iron rod punctured and went straight through his skull; but had a drastic change in his personality. Other historical influences include the fall of the Berlin Wall and the explorer Cortés. The album proves these boys can play hard yet still have the ability to create a warm, delicious ambience. I got the impression that certain tracks would fit nicely on a film soundtrack as each song seems to have been composed with genuine emotion and real life experience. The lyrics are intelligent and have depth. The electronic effects have a Pink Floyd/Coldplay vibe in the background but isn’t a predominant sound that overshadows the dreamy guitar riffs. Another interesting feature on the album is the classical instruments that complement the standard guitar, bass and drums. Each song is accompanied by a chorus of trumpets, violin, organ, and the glockenspiel. “Even though the music we play is far from being classical, it’s always good to have that kind of background and mind set while making music,” Brogee said of where the band gets their inspiration from. Last week the band performed at The BombShelter, which has been one of their favourite places so far on their journey. They caused such a storm that the audience offered their shoes to them on stage. Surreal for the boys with so many shoes on the stage, but definitely rock and roll. When asked about releasing a single into the mainstream market, the band had a definitive first choice. “From the record we would choose maybe ‘Unremarkable’ because it’s the easiest song to play and the most accessible,” the band said. “It’s quick, simple and catchy. The other songs are a little more complicated and in-depth, but that’s a song you can quickly latch on to.” “Unremarkable” includes the lyrics “Every day we put in the hours;” from first sampling of the album, this is obvious, even a monkey

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If you keep losing at something over and over again, your justification is to keep doing it. You are thinking way in advance of the long term goals not the short term losses, so it’s been and is a long range hustle.

would recognise their talent and effort. From their inception in their early days, the band explains how their music has evolved. “Paul wrote a lot of songs in high school and when I joined, the sound changed a bit. But now that we all live in the same house, we have changed again,” Foster said. “Now it’s more collaborative. Before we all had different visions of where we wanted to go but now we all have a similar unified vision of what direction we want the band to go, and to party like rock stars.” Their debut album is quite an achievement, but they believe they have went beyond the songs on the album. They are very optimistic as to what songs they will be releasing in the future. “It’s more of a record that needed to be made so we could move on and become what we’re going to be,” Brogee said. But is it all fun and rock and roll for LRH? Not quite. Being a student band brings its hardships. Other professional bands tend to travel from city to city playing different venues but LRH can’t do that because they have to get

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back for classes. They tend to do modular gigs, sometimes driving for hours, performing and, instead of staying, would travel back for class. “Sometimes you just have to say fuck it,” Ridder said. “School is definitely the main reason why we don’t have enough time.” Bands like LRH are proof just how much the music industry has changed. The band believe that signing a record deal no longer matters and is a fickle process. They love to play music and that’s obvious from their record. Behind the scenes it appears that they have received a lot of support and encouragement along the way. Their parents and roommates especially for putting up with the loud and late rehearsals; and also their engineering producer, Eric Duerrstein, who worked with the boys for five months in the studio perfecting In Case of Fire. So what’s next for LRH? Apart from studying hard, the band can be found playing next Friday in Peterborough, and at Maxwell’s Music House in Waterloo on Dec. 4. Their music can be found on their website www.longrangehustle.com.

Long Range Hustle’s debut album, In Case of Fire LRH is surely a breath of fresh air. The culmination of years of hard work and refinement provides the listener with nearly an hour of indie rock injected with classical instruments.

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Music Reviews

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ast week saw the release of Man on the Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager (MOTM2) by Kid Cudi. Recent revelations of depression and cocaine addiction have set the stage for a far darker affair than the dream-oriented theme of Cudi’s first album. Gone are the high pitched synth sounds and grand chorus’ of Pursuit of Happiness and the like. Cudi has reinvented his sound by utilizing low-sounding orchestral instruments and tribal drums. From beginning to end, the listener will be engaged in the dark reality of drug addiction, depression, and insecurity. At some points the album even borders on disturbing, particularly in the song “These Worries.” Right before the verses in this song, the music goes silent, and only the sound of Cudi snorting cocaine can be heard. His rapping seems to be more high pitched and edgy, which will leave the listener wondering if he was actually under the influence of cocaine while recording. Kid Cudi’s vocal delivery has also transformed along with his music. He seems to be utilizing singing as equally as rapping throughout the album to much success. His choice to use singing has allowed him to incorporate elements of rock and R&B into his lyrical flow. Songs like “REVOFEV,” “Erase Me,” “All Along,” and “GHOST!” will make the listener forget that they are listening to a rap album. In many respects, MOTM 2 could be classified as an alternative rock album, utilizing guitars, piano, and vocals in every song. Despite this, traditional hip-hop fans will find something to enjoy in the album as well. Particularly, the song “The End” featuring GLC and long time collaborator, Chip Tha Ripper. “The End” has an early ‘2000s style beat, reminiscent of “Drive Slow” by Kanye West. This seems to be the one song where Cudi strictly presents a hip-hop persona, and he does it well. Rap fans should also check out “Ashin’ Kusher” and “Wild’n Cuz I’m Young.” The one issue with this album that keeps it from being truly engrossing is the inclusion of the song “Erase Me.” This song is currently climbing up the charts, and while it may be a radio hit, it totally destroys the mood of the album. The problem is that “Erase Me” is too upbeat and pop oriented for an album of such a dark nature. If one plans to purchase this album, please skip “Erase Me” in order to stay engaged in the incredible narrative of the music. Man on the Moon II is a successful experiment in blurring the lines of what hip-hop can be, and Kid Cudi is able to transcend many preconceived notions that people have about rap. There is no degradation of women, gun play, or death threats to be found in this album, just the honest struggles of life, poetry, and immersive music.

hen I mention Crowded House, most people will probably think that it’s some new Indie band. But if you Google them, you might be surpised to find that they were the people behind the hit, “Don’t Dream It’s Over”. You might also be surprised to find that the band has been around making music since 1987 (albeit with a 10-year hiatus after their Farewell to the World concert in 1996). Led by New Zealander singer-songwriter Neil Finn, with accompanying band members Mark Hart, Nick Seymour, and Matt Sherrod, the Australian rock group released their sixth studio album, Intriguer this past June after an extensive amount of touring. The band had bits and pieces of songs written before tour and then decided to tour with them before recording. During the tour, they were changing parts here and there, much to the delight of international audiences. Some songs I remember hearing on tour are actually completely different on the album itself, which is kind of awesome. Frontman Neil Finn maintains his usual style of writing complex yet beautiful lyrics set to haunting melodies through all 11 tracks on Intriguer. Of course, the other band members were also a critical in on three-part harmonies. Each track on the album tells a different story, weaving in and out of every human emotion with a steady rhythm. The first single “Sunday Sun” explores the way a synthesizer plays with guitars without sounding dated; rather, an unsettlingly lovely chord progression brings lots of depth to the chorus while harmonies float up above. Granted, the album overall carries the Intriguer theme quite well as each song seems to have its own moments of despair and happiness, but a few of them are a little out of place. For example, their latest single “Either Side of the World” doesn’t quite fit with the moodiness of the album, though it is almost a welcome samba-tinged departure. “Archer’s Arrows” stands out with layers of gorgeous piano and slight guitar supporting Finn’s hushed vocals until it all crescendos into the bridge with a plea-like observation: “The whole façade is wearing thin/We’ll just paper over cracks.” They then return to the quiet from whence they came. This is adult contemporary at its finest. If you want an album that you can put on and unwind to, but isn’t completely mindless pop, then this one’s for you. I’d recommend the album to everyone.

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Movie Review Unstoppable Tony Scott Scott Free Productions

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here are some movies that just need to be experienced on the big screen; any film by Tony Scott would fall into that category. Scott’s latest flick, Unstoppable features all of the director’s trademarks, those of which included a mode of transportation moving at breakneck speeds and an assault of the senses through his abrasive editing style. In Unstoppable, the beauty of the film lies not in the cast’s performances or the plot, but in the visuals. Unstoppable is inspired by the “Crazy Eights” train incident that occurred in Ohio in 2001. Of course, by inspired, they meant the actual incident and the movie feature unmanned, out of control locomotives. That probably works to the advantage of Unstoppable, however, as it

is able to take the creative liberties needed to make it into a suspenseful action movie. The film is a refreshing change from other action films which feel that their box office results are positively correlated to the amount of guns, sex, and profanity included. Scott, on the other hand, managed to take a simple plot and dress it up with just the right amount of theatrical explosions to keep you on the edge of your seat. Not too dressy, mind

you, as the film noticeably lacked an abundance of computer-generated imagery. This realistic and gritty presentation matched perfectly with the simple storyline of the film. The cast’s performances were solid, and they portrayed their rather one dimensional characters to the best of their abilities. The stars of the movie, Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, and Rosario Dawson acted as employees of the Allegheny and West Virginia Railroad (AWVR) company. During

the duration of the movie, they were desperately trying to get a speeding locomotive carrying hazardous and flammable materials to a safe stop. The movie allowed Washington and Pine’s characters to both share enough of their personal lives to see the actors’ abilities shine through. Dawson’s character as the yardmaster was fairly one-dimensional, yet she pulled off a very strong female lead. The film’s characters did not need to be complex as this would have just

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been a distraction to the film’s plot. Unstoppable is a simply thrilling movie that transforms the unmanned train into a sinister character determined to plow its way through everything and anyone. Every failed attempt will have you feeling dejected, yet oddly fascinated by the wreckage of whatever seemingly good idea was put before the “missile the size of the Chrysler Building.” — Felicia Rahaman


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The reason why they’re hard to look for nowadays is that they do not fit the dominating genres that we are so used to. If I said Call of Duty, I’m sure half of you would jump on the page and go “I KNOW THAT GAME!” But what about when I say Sam & Max? Would half of you jump on the page too? Probably not. Sam & Max are a series of point and click adventure games. How strange that I seem to mention that specific series, eh? Not everyone will play video games to fulfill a childhood past, nor will everyone play a game to find that nostalgic feel, but I do feel that we play video games in order to fulfill a little something that we have tweaking at the back of our minds. Why play a sports game? Why play a racing game? Why shoot that guy? It’s not just pure boredom that we have these specific video game titles on the shelves. I am sure that my readers have good taste in video games, but do they have a reason why they play the games they play? Look at your games, and ask that question once in a while, you’d be surprised how much self reflection you’d have while playing a game. Or maybe that’s just me.

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we’re a kid again, and video gaming is one of the ways we can feel as such. This may not be the biggest reason as to why you play video games, but I’m sure that when you pick up the controller to a certain game, you must have that connective feeling with your past self. Sometimes, this can be like watching a movie, or watching that really cool episode of Pokemon again. You remember what it felt like the first time you saw Ash capture crying Charmander when he saved him. No, I didn’t cry, don’t even accuse. I do not apologize once again to the music listeners because, let’s both be honest for a moment here, listening to Barney in the car with your beloved won’t earn you get laid points. Sorry folks. (Try Backstreet Boys, I hear some people are still into them). We all have games that we play to pass the time, or maybe because it’s popular, or maybe it’s just because the game has some good reviews. I’m pretty sure that we all have a game or two on our shelves that’s there simply because of some past connection with it. It might not be with every game that you buy, but there’s one or two in there even though they’re hard to look for.

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Until the mob gets you

Eduardo Ramirez staff reporter

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magine that you are an overachiever who stands out at an organization, but your hard work only gets you into trouble. One person doesn’t like you, and they start gossiping about you. This gossip spreads like a virus, and people soon start to base your entire character around one or two negative incidents. They plan meetings to bad-talk you and discuss how to “deal” with you. The administrators catch wind of this poisoned environment and join in. Your opinions and your work are devalued. In response, you work even harder, thinking that things will get better. But they don’t. You go home with anxiety keeping you awake at night. You become depressed and your health starts to degenerate. You eventually quit your job. But it doesn’t stop. Your co-workers continue to talk about you. They go as far as to get the media to publish articles about you and call places where you’ve applied for new jobs. Your life’s work and reputation gone, you think about taking your life. Your co-workers have been successful in pushing you out of a job in every aspect. This is called workplace mobbing, and you have been mobbed. Remember in elementary school when a group of kids would single one child out and beat him/ her up? Workplace mobbing is what happens in the grown-up world where there are strict norms against violence. It is astonishing to see rational adults bully another individual to achieve a sense of belonging, and that bullying lives beyond school hallways and in workplaces; these things occur quite often and many such instances end in life-ruining tragedies or worse. Workplace mobbing is becoming a dangerous phenomenon that

affects thousands of individuals all around the world. Echoing the research of Swedish psychologist-physician, Heinz Leymann, UW sociologist Kenneth Westhues, in his book The Envy of Excellence: Administrative Mobbing of HighAchieving Professors, describes workplace mobbing as “The collective expression of eliminative impulses in formal organizations[…] a conspiracy of employees, sometimes acknowledged, but more often not, to humiliate, degrade and get rid of a fellow co-worker….” In the same book, Westhues, who is known internationally for his mobbing research, compares the term “mobbing” to a phenomenon observed by ornithologists in birds: instances where birds surround a member of their own species and take turns attacking it until it dies. European countries such as Germany and Switzerland were among the first nations to recognize this phenomenon as a legitimate threat to employees, but the term didn’t make it to the American continent until several years afterwards. The first appearance of the term in any English-speaking media appeared in the magazine Newsweek in 2000, but only in its European edition. According to Westhues, workplace mobbing wasn’t an issue in Canada until the murder of four workers at OC Transpo in Ottawa in 1999. Pierre Lebrun, a tormented employee, went on a shooting spree that ended with his suicide. After investigations of the murders, the managers of OC Transpo discovered that Lebrun had been ridiculed continuously by his co-workers for his stuttering. Workplace mobbing is not exclusive to offices and blue-collar settings, but is prevalent in

any profession where co-workers are forced to interact with another and where there are situations that can lead to jealousy and mockery (e.g. academic institutions). Although the terms “bullying” and “mobbing” are often used interchangeably, “bullying” more often refers to covert attacks, both physical and psychological, made by a bullying individual. “Mobbing”, which Westhues describes as the “stressor to beat all stressors,” is a viral phenomenon — normally carried out politely, without any violence, and with ample written documentation. Even without the blood, though, the bloodlust is essentially the same: a series of contagious, unfriendly, and hostile acts are directed toward the target. The victim is relentlessly undermined, causing his/her self-confidence to wane. There is solidarity against the victim, because the mobbers agree that the victim does not belong, creating a euphoric, collective attack. The situation ususally doesn’t get better — it only escalates. “The target [of workplace mobbing] comes to be viewed as absolutely abhorrent, with no redeeming qualities, outside the circle of acceptance and respectability, deserving only of contempt,” said Westhues. “As the campaign proceeds, a steadily larger range of hostile ploys and communications comes to be seen as legitimate.” These situations can quickly get of control, as in the case of Justine Sergent, a professor at McGill University. In July 1992, a complaint was filed against her for having failed to get ethics-committee approval for her neurological research. Before the case was solved, the Montreal Gazette received an anonymous letter accusing Sergent of being a scientific fraud. The headline for the story was humiliating to

say the least: “Researcher disciplined by McGill for breaking rules.” A day after the story was published, Sergent wrote a letter in which she described the “nightmare” and “harassment” she had faced in the past two years. Justine and her husband, Yves Sergent, were found dead inside their car on April 12. They had run a hose from the exhaust pipe to the passenger compartment. The embarrassment and humiliation from the Gazette’s story was too much to bear for Sergent and she was driven over the edge. The problem with workplace mobbing is that there are no laws which address it. As it is an attack by many on one person, most workplaces have shown a tendency to go along with the mobbers for decades without filing any reports or complaints. Statistics show that five per cent of adults are reported as being mobbed at some point during their working lives. Sadly, the other 95 per cent will usually join in and fuel the humiliation and abuse. Five per cent may seem like a small number, but we must also consider the unreported cases. The majority of workplace mobbing victims don’t even know what the term is. People are familiar with the notion of bullying, but when it comes to workplace mobbing, silence usually follows. The obvious option is for mobbing victims to go seek external help, but even then, it is hard to explain the situation fully. Westhues spoke about an email he received in one of his courses regarding workplace mobbing, where a psychiatrist was on the verge of recommending a patient to the mental institution for paranoia. See WORKPLACE MOBBING, page 18

Westhues’ 16 Workplace Mobbing Indicators: Are you being mobbed? (Continued on page 18) 1.

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By standard criteria of job performance, the target is at least average

Rumours and gossip circulate about the target’s misdeeds

Target is not invited to meetings or voted onto committees or is excluded

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Shared conviction that the target needs formal punishment

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High value on secrecy, confidentiality, and collegial solidarity among the mobbers.

Emotionladen, defamatory rhetoric about the target in oral and written

Loss of diversity of argument, so that it becomes dangerous to “speak up for” for the target

The adding up of the target’s real or imagined sins that results in cries for action


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Workplace Mobbing: accounts and precautions Continued from page 17

After reading some of Westhues’ work, however, the psychiatrist followed up with his patient and found that his co-workers were stalking him, and harassing him when they could. UW isn’t a stranger to workplace mobbing. The first case of mobbing at the university involved Jack Edmonds, a retired math professor who was fired for getting into a shouting match with an administrator. The match resulted in Edmonds being locked out of his office, dropped from the payroll, and he banished from the faculty. Edmonds looked for help in the sociology department, which is where he met Westhues. After an exhausting struggle, Edmonds got his job back in 1993. This case launched Westhues into the research of workplace mobbing. Mobbing can also be applied to students; one of the most significant cases was at the Virginia Polytechnic University. On April 16, 2007, SeungHui Cho, a fourth-year student in the English department, murdered 32 professors and students, injuring

another 25, before taking his own life. According to Westhues, “Cho’s problem was a severe, chronic case of the stage fright most of us have, at some time, experienced.” Cho was tongue-tied almost all the time, he said. “In social settings, he froze. He was diagnosed at the age of 14 as having a disorder called selective mutism, the loss of ability to speak, out of fear of being laughed at.” Cho’s condition made him an easy victim for pranks and laughs. Most of his classmates made fun of his stuttering, which was a major level of humiliation and anxiety for Cho. On one occasion, he was forced to do a presentation but got so nervous he couldn’t deliver it. His classmates mocked and ridiculed him, and started calling Cho a “loner.” Westhues believes that the mocking and mobbing that Cho experienced both in class and in residence had led him to become irrational and massacre his classmates and professors. The worst part is that most of the tragedy could have been avoided by simply eliminating the level of humiliation and hostil-

ity that Cho was experiencing from both his classmates and professors. To solve mobbing issues, Westhues developed the ten recommended administrative measures, which state that workplaces should: 1. Focus on the situation, issue, or behaviour, not the person. 2. Replace quasi-judicial campus tribunals with administrative decision-making. 3. Unless evidence compels them, avoid forensic words like allegations and charges. 4. Keep the rules clear, fair, and simple; keep policy and procedure manuals short. 5. In the face of demands that a professor be punished, entertain not just the null hypothesis but also the mobbing hypothesis. 6. Seek proximate, specific, depersonalized explanations for why a professor is on the outs, as opposed to distant, general, personal explanations. 7. Encourage mindfulness of all the bases on which academic mobbings occur. 8. Defend free expression and

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encourage dialogic outlets for it on campus. 9. Keep administration open and loose. 10. Answer internal mail. These measures have helped reduce the number of mobbing incidents at UW and in other universities, and they have proven to be highly effective when they are implemented properly. Westhues affirms that the gratitude emails he gets from frustrated professors are what motivate him to continue with his research in a controversial and misunderstood problem. “I get emails from professors everyday that wish to thank me because they finally could put an end to the humiliation and misery that mobbing causes,” he said. Though Westhues is retiring at the end of this term and will no longer teach courses on workplace mobbing, students interested in learning more about work place it can visit his website at arts.uwaterloo. ca/~kwesthue/mobbing.htm.

Mobbing Indicators Continued 12. The target is seen as

personally abhorrent, with no redeeming qualities; stigmatizing, exclusionary labels are applied.

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established procedures, as mobbers take matters into their own hands.

14. Resistance to independent, outside review of sanctions imposed on the target. 15. Outraged response to any appeals for outside help the target may make. 16. Mobbers’ fear of violence from target, target’s fear of violence from mobbers, or both.

- With files from Dinh Nguyen

Online Communities: Going the short distant

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ingapore is over 15,000 kilometres and a 12-hour time difference (13 with daylight savings) away from home, but there are moments when that distance seems infinitesimally small. Most of those moments happen when I’m online. When I have a real-time video chat with my family in Waterloo, when I post in a writer’s forum frequented by novelists from dozens of countries, when I listen to my favourite Waterloo radio station streamed live through my computer... it’s like there is no distance at all between me and the people I consider a part of my community. The ever-expanding capabilities of online communication are acting as a tool that is bringing the global community closer together. With a few clicks of a mouse, anyone with a computer and internet access can communicate with people anywhere in the world. An exchange student in Singapore can speak to her family in Canada. A business man on a working trip in Hong Kong can update his superiors in New York. A high school student in England can get dating advice

Online communities are champions of negating the distances in the world and bridging the gaps of geography, culture, religion, ethnicity, and even language.

from her pen pal in China. Email, messaging services, websites, forums, and chat rooms facilitate conversations with everyone from family and friends to knowledge experts to complete strangers. And though access to this communication portal is not universal, those that have it are joining the online community in the digital world. The breadth and depth of the internet is constantly increasing as more and more people log on, interact, and add content. The internet began as a tool for sharing information and has evolved into a platform for people to build networks and communities of like-minded individuals. The online global community is a concept that is both separate from and a subset of the concept of the global community that we worked to define several weeks ago. Online

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communities are an aspect of the broadest sense of the concept of global community: a measure of the interconnectedness and shared issues of the world’s population, and a tool that can shape the developing human community. But the online global community is also unique in that it is a community based on information and relative anonymity, not religious, cultural, or geographical similarities. This characteristic may make the online community much more of a global community than the existing offline community. Online communities are created through shared interests. Divisive factors like religion, culture, and ethnicity can creep in to these communities, but their foundation in individuals and general openness to global, anonymous participation makes them more cohesive as global communities. Several of the forums I’ve frequented since coming to Singapore are focused on learning to live in a foreign culture, whether in general or about Singapore specifically. I’ve only known the people on these forums for several months, but I feel close to them because of shared experiences. In most

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cases, I know almost nothing about the other forum-goers. Sometimes a country of origin or a simplified reason for their cross-cultural experience. But generally, anonymity in most respects is the status quo of many online communities — barring social networking giants like Facebook. Anonymity may seem like a barrier to forming a cohesive community, but it is actually a motivator for participation. Critical thoughts that you would hesitate to speak out loud are freely posted in forums and online blogs because no-one knows who you really are. Communities are built through what people share, not what country they’re from, what colour their skin is, or what their native language is. The online global community is, in a way, a model for what the offline global community might look like someday. Online communities are champions of negating the distances in the world and bridging the gaps of geography, culture, religion, ethnicity, and even language. Right now, I’m thousands of kilometres away from home but I’m feeling so much closer to the rest of the world.

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Restaurant Review:

A Taste of the South, Way North of Uptown Review: Hog Tails Bar-B-Que 645 Laurelwood Drive, Waterloo Phone: (519) 888-9911 Web: hogtailsbbq.com Payment: Cash, Interac, & Credit Card

Hours Mon-Wed: 11AM-8PM Thurs-Sat: 11AM-9PM Sunday: Closed

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From outside of DC, and across the street, take the #13 bus at the I-Xpress stop to Erbsville at Laurelwood. Courtesy Jeffery W.

Johnathan Pinto food critic

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aving just moved to Waterloo from Peterborough where I wrote about the thriving food scene for three years, I was quite excited to explore what the tri-cities have to offer. Over the last few months, I've really only scratched the surface, but one of the places that has struck me the most is Hog Tails Bar-B-Que. Since I've chosen to live without a personal vehicle (I'm working toward a master's degree in planning, focusing on public transit), it probably would have taken me much longer to discover this place if it wasn't for my good friend Peter, who insisted on introducing me. Situated at the heart of a new urbanist residential community off Laurelwood Drive, well north of main campus, Hog Tails Bar-B-Que is slightly off the beaten path for most stu-

dents, though thankfully still quite accessible by GRT. Given its suburban surroundings in a strip mall, I was a little skeptical of how different the offerings would be from your run of the mill chicken-n-ribs establishment. As soon as I stepped in, however, I knew I was in for a treat. A hallmark of a good barbecue establishment is the mouth-watering scent of a woodfired pit smoker, and Hog Tails delivers with a rush of delicious, meaty smoke as soon as you walk in. Since my initial visit with Peter in September, I've returned there a few times; on each occasion, the service has been nothing but incredibly friendly and efficient, even when busy. The small dining room is simple, bright, and cheerful, with pictures of the owner's trips throughout the southern United States and other American mementos adorning the walls.

The menu at Hog Tails isn't the friendliest for those of a vegetarian or vegan persuasion, but there are a few items — mainly salads — which fit the bill. The main attraction is the meat, offered in a variety of different ways — namely, fried, blackened, and smoked — and sourced as much as possible from local producers. Budget-wise, the offerings are very reasonably priced, ranging from $5.95 for a pulled pork, beef brisket or barbecue chicken sandwich to $15.95 for a three- meat platter entrée. I've had the pleasure of trying the pulled pork, beef brisket, and barbecue chicken. Each time, the meat was perfectly cooked with a well-balanced barbecue sauce — not too sweet, but not too smoky — that brought out the best in the meat. Truly, this place is passionate about barbecue. The most pleasant surprise for me, however, were the sides, which are included

with the entrée items or available for an additional $3.45 with a sandwich. No fewer than a dozen options are available, ranging from your standard hand-cut french fries and (absolutely massive) beer-battered onion rings to very authentic southern favourites such as collard greens, sweet honey cornbread, and, of course, stone ground grits. With the small exception of the jalapeño hush puppies, I thoroughly enjoyed every side that I ordered, especially the grits, which is a sort of savoury corn dish of a porridge-like consistency. With friendly service, reasonable prices, and a great locally-sourced selection of mouth-watering meats, Hog Tails Bar-B-Que is a real class act. Add to this a great selection of sides, a small but thoughtful selection of premium beers, a decent price range, and you have one of Waterloo's true gems.

Within the cupboards:

The Secret to Perfect French Fries Dinh Nguyen features editor

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Ethan Oblak

ou put it in your mouth. It’s three inches of pleasure. Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside. It’s flawless. But how do you make it? How do you create the perfect French fries? Some say that the secret is in the grease — they’re partially right. There are three elements to preparing the perfect fries. To begin, you must select the right kind of potatoes. You then have to choose a flavourful type of grease. Finally, the difficult cooking application — you have to fry the fries twice. When it comes to selecting the right potatoes, we Canadians have an advantage. As a result of its rich red soil, Prince Edward Island produces world famous spuds which are low in fat and high in potassium. While P.E.I. makes up more than 25 per cent of the Canadian potato market, its potatoes are also in high demand internationally. As P.E.I. potatoes are planted in the best soil conditions, they also have a less starchy, more flavourful taste, making them the best potatoes to use for the perfect French fries. Choosing the grease for your fries is easy but expensive. Most gourmet chefs recommend duck fat. Unlike most oils, duck fat has a high smoke point. Flavour wise, it has a meaty scent and is used in many roasting and smoking dishes. Because of its high temperate compatibility, it also contributes to the crispiness of the fries. Duck fat is also recyclable, unlike the more conventional canola oil. When it comes to actually frying the potatoes, you will not find a respectable chef who does not recommend cooking them twice. Fries should be cooked at 350 degrees the first time to soften the inside. The second time around, the temperature should be higher (around 375 degrees) to create a crispy skin. P.E.I. potatoes and duck fat will combine to create the most flavourful fries. Frying it twice will create the perfect texture. Don’t believe me? Try it yourself.

Ingredients * 1 1/2 lbs of potatoes * 4 cups of duck fat

Directions:

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Thinly peel (optional) and cut the potatoes into fries – roughly 1/2 an inch (15mm) by 1/2 an inch in width. If you make fries much wider they are then considered chips. Fries bigger than chips are wedges.

the duck fat in a deep fryer or large 2. Heat pan and heat it to 350 degrees.

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Put half a batch of fries into the pan. Do not put them all in, as more fries will distribute the temperature too thinly and ruin the cooking process. Cook for about five minutes until fries are softened. Remove fries and let cool at room tem-

for at least one to two hours. You 4. perature may leave it longer if you wish.

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When you are ready to cook the fries, heat the duck fat to 375 degrees and cook the fries a second time. Cook until golden brown (around five minutes).

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Remove fries and season with salt and other spices if desired. Enjoy with your favourite condiments. I recommend Caesar or ranch dressing. dnguyen@imprint.uwaterloo.ca


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Here, There, Everywhere Weird and funny news from around the world

her works include a combination of techno and dance and include a variety of vocals and music from rock bands like Queen and the Rolling Stones. Mamy Rock began her career several years ago when she was inspired by a performer at her grandson’s birthday party in western England.

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Sixty-nine-year-old Ruth Flowers takes the stage as the hottest new DJ in Europe and parts of the U.S. Eleonora Meszaros imprint intern

England Ruth Flowers has been the hot talk around Europe recently. With popularity spreading quickly throughout the United States about this up-and-coming “Granny” DJ. From Bristol, England, the 69-yearold sensation known as “Mamy Rock” recently performed her first American gig at the Electro Festival in Anaheim. Playing to an audience of 3,000, she blew the crowd away with her spinning talent and passion for mixing music. During her visit to Los Angeles, Mamy Rock also visited with a recording studio for the writing and creation of her next single, which will play an ode to her age. The single will be called “69” and plans to be a mix of techno and dance. Currently, most of

The fourth Quidditch World Cup took place in New York City last weekend, with participants arriving from all over Canada and the United States to play the game in honour of Harry Potter. In total, 46 official Quidditch teams and 757 athletes, armed with broomsticks, attended the two-day tournament while spectators cheered nearby with signs and Harry Potter-inspired clothing. The real-life “muggle” game differs from the world of magic: the Golden Snitch is not a tiny gold ball but a person dressed all in gold. While running with broomsticks may be less glamorous in the real world, no participants were reported to fly during the game. “Muggle Quidditch” was invented in 2005 by Middlebury College student Xander Manshel. The game has quickly spread in popularity, with talk about the formation of an International Quidditch Association. In this year’s tournament, Middlebury College took home gold, winning their fourth Quidditch World Cup title. Drivers near a Tucson highway were warned of zombies last weekend after a suspected prankster tampered with an electronic road sign, police and news media reported. The reprogramming of a digital road sign on a highway northwest of Tucson, was misspelt, reading “Caution Zombies Ahead.” Local police said it appeared to

be a harmless practical joke after appearing on scene, having received a number of calls from drivers and motorists. Sgt. Chris Warren of the Marana Police Department was asked about the scenario and said the force did not receive any complaints, only concerned calls. “No reports of zombies,” he said. With no roving undead to be seen, Warren later stated, “Sometimes those boxes are just left open and if somebody knows how to do it they can just go over to it, open it up, and just start typing.” Last Tuesday, a Wisconsin man shot his TV with a shotgun after Bristol Palin waltzed her way into the finals on “Dancing with the Stars.” Steven Cowan was upset with the contestant’s success on the show when he “did not think that she was a good dancer.” Cowan, 67, jumped up and swore during a heated debate over Palin’s survival on the show and then took his shotgun and fired a round into the TV. Critics believe that the daughter of politician Sarah Palin has avoided being voted off despite having consistently low scores by benefitting from the popularity of her mother. Bristol Palin was voted into next week’s finals with a record number of votes and beating out the more confident and composed dancer and singer, Brandy. Cowan’s actions triggered a 15-hour stand-off with the police. He eventually surrendered and was charged with reckless endangerment and use of a dangerous weapon. Last Saturday, at around 2 a.m., an elderly woman in Ohio was shocked when a clown broke into her home and demanded cash and drugs while she was on the toilet.

Jacqueline Cutright, 70, described the ordeal to Cleveland’s Fox 8 news. “This character in a clown mask threw open my bathroom door. I was on the commode, so it was kind of a surprise.” Cory Buckly, 22, entered the bathroom wearing the clown mask while Cutright was relieving herself and demanded that she give him money and oxycotin. Cutright remained calm through the robbery, and said to the masked thief, “Boy, did you break into the wrong house. A poor person lives here.” At one point, Cutright thought that clown was going to steal a silver bracelet that she received from a friend, but he read the inscription, “A mother holds her children’s hands for a while but their hearts forever,” and put it back. At this point, she realized that he would not hurt her. Buckley took $28 from her purse and $1,000 worth of costume jewellery before speeding off in her 1991 Ford Escort. He lost control of the vehicle and rolled twice as police responded. He was arrested the same night.

Ukraine In an unsolicited spin for Ukraine, the topless and bare-breasted members of the women’s rights organization, Femen, have quickly become a focus of attention on the political scene. Femen leader and 26-year-old activist Anna Hutsol has recruited nearly 300 members, consisting mostly of student activists from Kiev, to go topless in public to support Ukrainian women’s rights. The group plans to organize more protests in the future to broaden its activities to embrace wider causes. Last month, members

of Femen caused minor diplomatic conflict at Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin’s visit by displaying their bodies in a topless street protest and shouting personal details of his sexual life at him. In 2009 alone, the members and activists for Femen have organized and created 30 protests. Ukrainian police and authorities are becoming agitated with Femen. “The police are becoming more aggressive, but at least it shows we are being taken seriously,” Hutsol said.

Japan A new kind of vending machine in Tokyo, Japan, will now be recommending certain drinks to customers using facial recognition programs to determine the age and gender. Since the new technology, vending machine sales have tripled from regular vending machines which require customers to self-select. The new vending machines, developed by the JR East Water Business Co., use large touch-panel screens with sensors that determine the physical characteristics of an approaching customer. “Recommend” labels appear on the drinks and can even change depending on the time of day and temperature. The company hopes this will help improve their customer’s buying experience, while providing something fun for the customers. The company began with one machine at a Tokyo train station, but word is quickly spreading and developments for 500 more machines are underway for March 2012. – With files from Metro UK, Herald Sun, Yahoo! News, the Toronto Sun, Reuter’s, and Arizona Daily Star

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Science 206 — The Science of How Things Work

ill Nye the Science Guy. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill! Does anyone else remember this show growing up? It was infinitely more effective at sparking my interest in science than any of the subjects I learned in school. When I was in my second year, I heard rumours that there existed a course at UW that was similar to taking a class with Bill Nye himself. The course? SCI 206: The Science of How Things Work. Before this year, I never got the chance to take the course, as it was only offered once a year during the fall term. Walking into the large classroom, I notice that the desks were set up with all sorts of toys and other contraptions. My interest was piqued. The class itself is nothing like any of the other classes you might have taken. It’s not quite a workshop, but it’s not a complete lecture either. To quote the professor, it’s a “demo” course. The material is not particularly difficult either. The course is directed at students who are interested in the concepts of science but have no need for the nitty-gritty equations that usually accompany them. The professor, Stefan Idziak, is an incredibly easy-going guy who teaches the

class as if he’s explaining things to his friends. The best part of Bill Nye was that he would talk about a concept and immediately demonstrate it with an experiment or two. It’s the exact same situation here. Imagine demonstrating gravity by pulling out a Nerf gun and firing darts at the audience. Or imagine demonstrating the power of liquid nitrogen by making (and serving) instant ice cream for the class. It is an incredibly interesting class that touches the science of many aspects of everyday life. From gravity to friction, from televisions to Xerox machines, this course will unravel the mysteries of each of these fascinating objects. The best part of all this is that there are no assignments. As a conceptual course, all you are required to remember are the basics of these concepts. Marking is based on a midterm and a final exam, both of which are multiple choice only. In terms of electives, it has both the ease and interest factor that makes it a must-take for almost any student. Unfortunatly it now too late to enroll in the course. But if students are lucky, SCI 206 will be offered again next fall. — Chester Yang, 4B Sociology


Sports & Living Women’s volleyball team splits two over weekend

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Record-setting Think Pink weekend raises over $20,000

Namish Modi sports & living editor

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he Think Pink weekend was an up and down one for the women’s volleyball team. Waterloo women’s volleyball team split two games over the weekend. The Warriors defeated their cross-town rival Golden Hawks on Saturday afternoon in a very tight affair, 3–2. Waterloo had to rebound twice after falling in the first and third sets 25–20 and 25–13. Each time, the Warriors stayed composed . Waterloo won the fourth set by a score of 25–23 and finished off the Golden Hawks 15–12 in the deciding set. “Being a freshman you know that whenever Laurier comes around it’s going to be a big game. It felt great to beat them even though this is only my first year,” said rookie outside Meaghan Loveday. Loveday played a great match with 14 kills and seven digs. Outside Gillian Henderson contributed with 10 kills, three service aces, and two digs. “After falling 1–0 we knew that we would come back because it was our mistakes that allowed them to come out with those wins. The coaches were just telling us to go out there and do what we do best and the girls were all just pumped and ready to take this Laurier team on,” added Loveday. Setter Kayla Ng was phenomenal with 33 assists and 15 digs. Laurier middle Megan Gilmore was the top player for her team with 18 kills. The match was a part of the Think Pink Weekend for Breast Cancer research. “Having the game on Think Pink weekend made it that much better,” said Loveday. “We were excited to play and it got us pumped up even more. We didn’t want them [Laurier] to come in here and beat us in our own gym.” However, the momentum did not continue on Sunday. Waterloo fell to 2–3 after losing in three straight sets to the Brock Badgers in St. Catharines. “We played a great game against Laurier and I think we lost the communication aspect as we did not go for the kill,” Loveday said. “We were scared to hit against the block and were doing safe shots when we needed to swing away.” Brock defeated Waterloo 25–11, 25–21, and 25–14. Loveday had five kills and seven digs. Shannon Anderson led the Badgers with 15 kills. Waterloo will host the Windsor Lancers on Friday and the Western Mustangs on Saturday. Both games are at 8 p.m. at the PAC. sports@imprint.uwaterloo.ca banner_ad_v6.qxd:Layout 1 11/16/10

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Warrior fans came out in droves over the weekend, with over 1,000 attending the basketball games Saturday night. Brent Golem assistant eic

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aterloo’s Think Pink campaign saw a dominant effort by Warrior faithful this past weekend. UW athletics ran a very successful campaign, and the department set it’s first Canadian record of the year. Think Pink weekend surpassed its goal of $10,000 by generating over $21,667.43 for the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation’s Ontario Chapter, the most ever raised by a single Canadian university for Think Pink. New to the campaign was the collection of donations through the Internet. Although the goal was set at the highest level thus far, thanks to online donations the Warriors beat that mark before the games even began. All of the teams competing at home during the three day span participating in the event. Each of them contributed in their own ways to support the effort. Many teams used pink stick tape and laces, while others wore pink headbands and socks. The initiative, which began at the CIS level through women’s basketball, has raised $12,882.72 since starting the drive two years ago. The women’s basketball team lead the charge and brought in $3,590 at a rate of over $250 per player. “It’s phenomenal. We had complete buy-in from the students, staff and sponsors,” said women’s coach Tyler Slipp. “I am very proud how much the girls raised this year.” The 11:25 AMcampaign Page 1had UW co-op student Emma Glofcheski pledge to shave her head during the

women’s hockey game for $1,000; however, the response was so strong that she raised that plateau to $3,000. UW Athletic’s director Bob Copeland supported her initiative by shaving his head as well. “I was inspired by Emma’s commitment to this cause and her personal decision to shave off her hair to not only bring awareness to the Think Pink campaign but raise money for the Breast Cancer Foundation,” Copeland said in a press release. “She’s sets a tremendous example that I am proud to support.” Another highlight during the weekend was the Fill the Gym challenge set up for the Saturday night basketball match-ups. The Warriors had an announced attendance of over 1,000 fans throughout the two games. “The crowds for the games were typically higher than regular games. This was especially true at the basketball games on Saturday night when there were over 900 in attendance,” Jenny Mackay, the organizer of the event, told Imprint. “The spirit and support of the fans for all the games was outstanding.” With the huge community support for the Think Pink campaign, the Warriors will be looking forward to when the Canadian University Women’s Basketball Coaches’ Association cuts the cheque for the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation. Last year’s national Think Pink drive raised an amount that totalled close to $100,000 and this year looks to completely eclipse that amount.

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Major League Baseball handed out its Gold Glove Awards for outstanding defensive play at each position. The intriguing word here is “defensive”. Why, is the list of winners littered with outstanding offensive players? See RUNDOWN, page 23

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ay what you will about Michael Vick, the person, but Michael Vick, the football player, is as dynamic as the NFL has seen in recent memory. His Monday night thrashing of the helpless Washington Redskins just put the exclamation point on his resurgence. Nothing against Kevin Kolb but there is no more quarterback controversy in Philadelphia, that’s for true. Everyone knew what Vick was before he went to prison: a gifted runner who could make plays with his feet. For whatever reason, some say prison, others like head coach Andy Reid. Vick has become more of a pocket passer and has literally changed the way he plays the position. Now, Vick will go through the progressions before taking off on the run, unlike in the past when, if his first read wasn’t there. he was off. This might not seem like a critical factor, but now teams must respect his arm and feet equally,which is a tall task. If you have ever played Madden Football (should be everyone) than you’ll know how much of an advantage of speed quarterback. What you did to your friends on the console is what Vick is doing now to professional football teams. He is literally playing at a video game level, it’s that silly. The key to success this year for Vick and the Philadelphia Eagles is controlling the football. That’s true of any team (and a pretty lazy statement), but the Eagles have all the pieces to compete for a berth in the Super Bowl is the NFC being wide open. Does any team in the NFC look like a contender? If they can keep the giveaways to a minimum they have to be considered the favourite in the NFC East, even ahead of the New York Giants who seem to be having offensive line issues. Not that the NFL needs more players who have had run-ins with the law, but Michael Vick back in the league and playing well is a good thing. (Doesn’t Vick bring flashbacks of Steve Young) This isn’t in defense of Vick, but dogfighting, while despicable, should be viewed less harshly than whatever Ben Roethlisberger has been doing of late...

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The Heat have shown their true colours aarevalo@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

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watched the Boston Celtics and Miami Heat play on Thursday night. I finally came to the conclusion, as I’ve always felt that it’s a work in progress as to what the Miami Heat are. They are basically a sandwich with no bread. It’s grade A deli meat on a plate and it’s just hard to eat that stuff with your hands. You watch the Celtics and you’ve got Rajon Rondo at the bottom with the bigs. You’ve got guys in the middle and all that good stuff in the middle. Paul Pierce and Ray Allen. The Lakers have Fisher, Brown, and Blake, and then they have Bynum and Gasol. They have Kobe, Ron Artest, Barns and Odom in the middle. All you have with Miami is a bunch of deli meat in the middle, but you’ve got no bread. You have no point guard and you have no centre. ESPN analyst Tim Legler joked on ESPN radio by saying that if you can beat Miami off the dribble, you’re basically going to the tin and there is nobody to stop you. “They [Miami] do not have size; they don’t have a legitimate deterrent in the paint at all. The Lakers have five guys that they can go to — that’s 35 feet of people. Now there’s no need to panic and give up on the Heat, but it’s a legitimate concern,” Legler said. The Lakers don’t go long stretches struggling offensively. Somebody always gets hot, and now they’re only better with Blake. Their big men are skilled, their defensive guys are skilled. Ron Artest is a defensive player yet

he can score. They are the best fourth quarter finishing team and deepest offensive team. Boston is the best defensive roster; they are the toughest team, the chirpiest team. They’re the best team in the league for the first three quarters of the game. But Rondo doesn’t shoot, Garnett is past his prime, and if Ray Allen is not hot and you’re locking down Paul Pierce, their offense can become messy pretty fast. They lose a lot of big leads, but nobody locks you down like the Celtics. Miami has three excellent players, but no centre and no point guard and a limited bench. They are not in the Lakers class and not in the Celtics’, either. Again, it’s a work in progress. Lebron James said after the game that “it’s a work in progress and you get to a point where you say that you try to rush it, rush the process you know, and we just can’t do that.” He’s absolutely right, you can’t do that. You’re only nine games into the season and if you count playoffs, you can play 110 games. We’re not even one tenth into the season, but Miami is going to the playoffs. An interesting number with the Heat: they’re plus nine, that is their average winning gap. That’s second in the NBA to the Lakers. So when they win, they are big and flashy, but when they face elite teams with big men, they need help. They need to get a centre at the trading deadline. They absolutely need Mike Miller back; he’s a big man who can shoot.

Remember, it’s a work in progress, yet I don’t believe that this year, in my opinion, they will ever be as good as Boston or as LA. When this team was put together, I said it then and I’ll say it now -it’s not built to win a championship this year. It is built to win a championship next year and for the following seven years. They’re going to have a seven year window to win a lot of championships. All these guys have got seven good years. They will undoubtably add pieces, because players want to play with Lebron, players want to play with Bosh- players want to live in Miami. But it is absolutely a work in progress. Dwayne Wade was pretty funny after the game saying, “we don’t think we should be 5–4 at this time but we are 5–4 you know, you can’t run from your record. So all we can keep doing is just going from here. I think we’re better than 5–4, we’re the best 5–4 team in the league!” Well maybe not, Denver is 5–4 and they just beat the Lakers. It’s not a leadership issue in Miami. How would you like to be the Knicks and go zero for four on guys you’ve wanted? Chris Paul, Lebron...they can’t get any of them, so at least Miami isn’t the Knicks. The Knicks are the anti-Yankee’s. They put their name in for everybody and can’t get anybody. Miami is going to get a lot of players to play with Lebron, this thing is going to take some time to work itself out, but that’s where we are today.

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Men’s hockey moves up to second in West division Chester Yang staff reporter

Warriors 4, Laurier 3 (Shootout)

The Warriors had a very successful weekend,winning both games to improve to second place in the West division. On Thursday Nov 11, Waterloo traveled across the street to take on the Laurier Goldenhawks at the Waterloo Recreation Complex. Waterloo opened the scoring late in the first period when Warriors captain Chris Ray pounded on an errant pass and broke in alone against the Laurier goalie Ryan Daniels. He snapped a quick shot past Daniels to put the Warriors ahead 1–0 going into the second period. “We got off to a good start in the first period, and it was something we haven’t done in a while,” said forward Cory Fraser, referencing the Warriors’ recent string of games where they’ve often fallen behind in the first and had to dig out of a hole. Ray would once again step up for the Warriors in the second period as he took the puck across the middle and sniped it past Daniels for a 2–0 lead. The Warriors took a 3–0 lead a few minutes later when forward Kyle Schwende made a nice move from the half boards to gain open ice and snapped it past Daniels. The lead would be short-lived. Less than a minute into the third period, Laurier forward Thomas Middup picked up a rebound on a slap shot from Jean-Michel Rizk on the powerplay to cut into the lead. Shortly after, with Laurier applying more pressure, Rizk took a pass from Ryan Bellows and beat Hartigan to make it 3–2. With the Warriors clinging to the one goal lead late in the game, Rizk would complete a series of nice passes on the power play to tie the game with just over a minute left in the game. Overtime solved nothing, so the outcome of the game came down to the

shootout. Warriors Andy Smith made a nice fake with the puck and tucked it through the five–hole of Daniels to give the Warriors the victory. Warriors 3, Brock 2

The Warriors returned home for the Friday night game as part of the 2010 Think Pink festivities. The Warriors all used pink hockey tape as part of their awareness campaign to raise money for breast cancer research. The game started out great when Warriors forward Josh Schappert potted his third goal of the season just a minute into the game. Despite Brock generating multiple chances in the rest of the period, Hartigan was able to make the timely saves, including two point blank saves with his pads on a Badger forward to keep it 1–0. “It’s something we’ve been focusing on recently,” remarked Fraser. “Our first periods haven’t been up to par. It’s nice to finally start putting together good first periods.” Brock equalized the game about seven minutes into the second period after the Warriors muffed a clearing attempt at the line. The Badgers would take the lead in the third period on a 3-on-2 with forward Jordan Gignac making no mistake on his chance. The Warriors came alive after that goal, dominating the puck possession for the remainder of the period. Midway through, forward Tyler Moir picked off an errant clearing pass and passed it to Schappert who made no mistake for his second of the night and fourth goal of the season. Three minutes later, defenseman Steve Whitely picked up another bad clearing attempt at the line and fired it on net. Aaron Lewicki scored the eventual game winner for Waterloo off a big rebound. Warriors goaltender Keaton Hartigan played in both games this weekend and was excellent, stopping 48 of 53 shots. With the two wins, the Warriors are now up to seven wins.


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The Rundown: NHL makes drastic changes to all star game Continued from Page 21

Let’s remember that the coaches and managers vote for these awards so any chance of validity is erased right there. But of the many injustices out there this year (we all know Derek Jeter hasn’t earned a gold glove in his life) how does Robinson Cano get the nod at second over Orlando Hudson? Basically, the managers rewarded Cano for an outstanding offensive year with a defensive award. That is the value of a gold-glove, peruse the other winners at your own risk... Seventh inning stretch...

In case you don’t have internet or television access (or access to other people) the NCAA basketball season tipped off this past week. If you thought that the season started in March, let this be the year that you follow it from the beginning. While nowhere near as intriguing week-in and week-out as NCAA football, it’s still a worthwhile pastime. In addition, you’ll have some idea of what they’re talking about on Around the Horn... Cannot say enough about the Florida Gators circa 2006 and their accomplishment of taking home both football and basketball national championships in one season. Even more impressive is the fact that they are the only school to ever accomplish that feat. This year doesn’t appear to be any different considering all of the schools that have undefeated football teams have sub-par basketball teams. The only team with an outside shot at the double crown is Ohio State, but

Miami Heat off to a slow start

they would need to win the Big 10 Conference, not to mention a lot of help to play in the January BCS title game... Overtime...

Huge tip of the hat to the NHL for the changes made to the All-Star Game, which are actually fairly reasonable. It shows that the league knows that the game is an exhibition for the fans and doesn’t take it too seriously. Some of the other leagues (looking at you MLB) could follow the same route. Having two captains pick the teams adds a little extra flavour to the game and some more talking points for the media and fans. Something that always creates more interest in the game itself... Negative hat tip to announcers in the NFL, particularly the announcers on Fox. Even the casual fan can watch a game and know who the best players are at the skill positions. It takes a trained eye (supposedly the guys in the booth) to differentiate between an average lineman and a standout. Most of the time people at home are watching the ball and not whether the guard missed his blocking assignment. Nobody needs an explanation of why a great pass and catch was a great pass and catch. It’s the minute details that should be getting the bulk of the coverage... Shout out of the Week:

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en games into the season, who would have thought the best comparison for the Miami Heat would be the movie “GrownUps.” The Heat has LeBron James (Chris Rock), Dwayne Wade (Adam Sandler) and Chris Bosh (Kevin James, although if you’d answered with “can’t rebound” you would be correct too). Both received massive hype, lots of headlines, and a definite buzz. With that being said, both ended up being a bit awkward and a bit forced. Yeah, the Heat are 6–4 so far, and yeah, that is certainly not the end of the world. Grown Ups had decent moments, and was reasonably entertaining, which is also, not the end of the world. Yet, without doubt, both have fallen short of lofty expectations, and both limited what the separate components do so well on their own. Chris Rock is one of the best standup comedians ever, and yet he looks like he’s trying a bit too hard to fit in with the cast. LeBron James is as physicallygifted and dominant as they come, yet he looks like he’s more concerned with seeming unselfish than winning. Wade and Sandler are similar in that they’re supposed to be the main

guys on their teams (since the Heat were Wade’s first, right?), yet are clearly not as good as the true number ones. Kevin James carried an average comedy, “The King of Queens” for many years, same as Bosh carried the Raptors, but both look lost next to greater talent. Coming into the year there was talk of a 72-plus-win season. There was talk of LeBron averaging a tripledouble, of him becoming the next Magic Johnson. It sounds good, but can you execute it correctly? Watching the Heat has been painful at times. LeBron and Wade look like two guys trying to hit on the same girl without competing against the other guy. At some point, one has to step up, decide he’s going to be “the man,” and get the girl. In this case, replace “get the girl” with “take over the game.” The other night I was talking with my buddy Johnny B and I suggested that the Heat just play Wade for 24 minutes, and LeBron for 24 minutes, but never at the same time. When you consider that LeBron carried average Cavaliers teams to 60 win season and Wade took atrocious

Heat teams to 45 win seasons, it’s not the worst idea. Both would stay rested, both would be allowed to dominate the ball, and maybe we wouldn’t be subjected to 48 minutes of competition for the lime light. The only part that has been enjoyable about the Heat this year is watching Bosh look utterly perplexed. As a Raptors fan, isn’t there something beautiful about seeing Bosh meander around the floor, get outmuscled for rebounds, demonstrate that his post moves are sub-par, and generally look intimidated by anyone who puts a body on him? Call me crazy, but there’s something beautiful about it. So will the Heat get it together? It’s hard to think they won’t, but this start has certainly opened up more questions than answers. While the Lakers look like a well-oiled machine and the Celtics a dominate group of intimidators, the Heat have the distinctive stench of a bunch who don’t know who they are. Either way, they better find their identity soon, or their season might end similarly to the Grown-Ups gross revenue — disappointing.

A big Warrior shout out to the Think Pink Fundraiser for breast cancer research which collected over $20,000 last weekend. jsmith@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

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aterloo’s women’s basketball team continued its rough start to the season this past weekend, losing at home to Ottawa and Carleton during the university’s Think Pink weekend. The Warriors opened the weekend against the Ottawa Gee-Gees, and struggled immediately out of the gate. Led by Hannah Sunley-Paisley, who had 24 points and 10 rebounds in the game, Ottawa jumped out to a 18–11 lead after the first quarter. The Warriors continued to struggle as the game went on, managing only four points in each of the second and third quarters. “We didn’t get any breaks,” said head coach Tyler Slipp. “We struggled to get chances and we got a little rushed.” It didn’t help that they were playing an Ottawa team that dominated in every facet of the game. The GeeGees shot 45 per cent from the floor, 44 per cent on three-point shots and out-rebounded the Warriors 44–27. Waterloo had their chances later in the game, especially in the fourth quarter where they outscored Ottawa by a 19–12 margin and demonstrated that they have the speed to keep up with any team in the league. Second-year point guard Erin Tilley paced the black and gold with eight points, going 6-for-8 from the free-throw line, and Grimsby’s Tori Lee chipped in with six points and six rebounds as the Warriors tried to fight their way back.

The rally never really had a chance, though, as Ottawa had built a 22 point lead by halftime and held on to win comfortably by a score of 64–38. The weekend didn’t get any easier on Saturday, as the Warriors faced off against the Carleton Ravens, ranked number seven in the nation, in front of more than 500 pink-clad supporters. Carleton showed its quality right from the get-go, jumping out to a 20–8 lead in the first quarter and holding the Warriors to only 12 first-half points as they built a 26-point lead at halftime. The Ravens were led by fourthyear forward Ashleigh Cleary, who led all scorers with 17 points on the night. Waterloo came charging out of the break looking like a different team, led by Tilley, Lee and Meghan Martyna, who each had eight points in the game. Sabrina Brathwaite, who joined the team as a walk-on player last year, led both teams with 11 rebounds as the Warriors more than doubled their output for the night with a 17–point third quarter that cut the deficit almost in half. “We talked about how we wanted to play offensively [during halftime],” Slipp said. “We came out aggressive. It seems strange, but we play better when we don’t think we can win. We’re more aggressive, we’re not afraid to make mistakes, and we play harder.” The packed house responded to the Warrior’s improved performance, giving the fourth-quarter some much needed intensity as the Warriors matched Carleton shot for shot. “Having such a big crowd like that on Saturday night... gave our team

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Warriors point guard Erin Tilley contributed 16 points and three assists in both Think Pink games. energy,” said Tilley. “It’s a very rare occurrence... and [helped us] push that much harder.” “The crowd responded to us going on a run,” Slipp added. “The team really fed off of it.” Unfortunately, not even the extra energy could push the Warriors to a win as, for the second night in a row, they failed to come back from an early deficit, losing by a final score of 59–42. The team now sits at 0–4, but, according to their coach there’s still reason for optimism.

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“We’re an unbelievably young team,” Slipp said. “We’re probably the youngest team in Canada, and so there’s a lot of teaching that’s going on right now. In many ways we’re as young as a high school team, and we’re learning to play at this level right now.” The players have bought into the building process as well. “Losing is part of the growing process,” Lee said. “We need to redefine success [at this point] by focusing more on the ‘little things’ that we improve on each game. Learning to

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pick ourselves up when we are down will be crucial.” “I know that we can [be one of the top teams] one day,” added Tilley, “We need to build up our confidence and discipline.” The learning curve will get a little bit easier this weekend, as the Warriors will continue their season in Toronto against York (1–3) on Friday night before heading to Sudbury to play a winless Laurentian team.

and low cable row. Selectorized equipment is machine equipment in which a pin is used to select the weight plate. “Many of the students who use the PAC weight room are doing more athletic type training such as polymetrics, skipping and other crossfit based workouts,” said Hamilton. “We currently do not have the open floor space to accommodate this.” Hamilton said that the changes made in the PAC will not be as drastic as the changes made in fitness centre at CIF.

This is really an evolution from changes that started last year after extensive student and user input that saw extensive upgrades to both the CIF and PAC fitness areas. — Stacey Hamilton, conditioning & wellness coordinator

and user input that saw extensive upgrades to both the CIF and PAC fitness areas,” said Waterloo conditioning and wellness co-ordinator Stacey Hamilton. “These improvements have allowed us to now look at more efficient and customized uses of the two facilities to meet user needs. As well, the changes reflect space constraints and risk management issues in the PAC.” Five spin bikes will also be added to Columbia Ice Field Fitness Centre. Most of the selectorized equipment will be removed except the high lat pulldown, cable crossover

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“We are simply removing very old pieces of equipment that are rarely used in the PAC weight room to open up floor space for different types of conditioning.” The changes are scheduled to be finish by the winter term, depending on a few factors. “We hope the changes will be ready for the winter term, however we are limited to when the company delivers the new equipment. We will not remove the older machines until we can bring the new equipment in,” said Hamilton. sports@imprint.uwaterloo.ca


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Women’s hockey showing signs of improvement

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Warriors goaltender Martina Michaud helped the Warriors win their second of the season. Namish Modi sports & living editor

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he Think Pink weekend was an up-and-down one for the Warriors women’s hockey team. Waterloo defeated the York Lions in the first game of the weekend on Saturday, November 13 by a score of 3–1. Warrior’s goaltender Martina Michaud was the star of the game stopping 45 of 46 shots to help Waterloo earn their second victory of the season. “For that game Saturday, we knew that we needed every single player to bring their top game and that’s exactly

what happened,” said Michaud. “Every player was working hard, and we played strong right until the end of the game.” York started the scoring with a goal in the first by Chloe Milano. Forward Lindsey Ceaser quickly responded three minutes later to tie the game at one. Ona Mezenberg and Kelly Toms picked up helpers on the goal. Ceaser notched her second of the game early in the second period to give the Warriors the lead and it would be the eventual game winner. Forward Nicole Hebert scored her fourth of the season to provide insurance. The game was part of a packed schedule of home games in Water-

loo for the third annual Think Pink weekend for breast cancer research. “Every player taped their sticks with pink tape and we put pink laces in our skates in honour of the Think Pink Campaign,” Michaud said. The second game of the weekend was on Sunday, November 14. The game featured Waterloo hosting the Toronto Varsity Blues. Toronto defeated Waterloo 5–4 in a see-saw battle that saw many lead changes. Michaud was strong again, stopping 40 of 45 Toronto shots. “I think that our team needs to play better defensively, especially when we have a lead going into third period,” Michaud mentioned. “Even though we’ve been able to start putting the puck in the net, it is still important for us to keep the puck out of our own net, we need to focus on keeping our lead and finishing the game on top.” Captain Caitlin Bridges scored for the Warriors, while forward Brittany Holland also scored. Mezenburg and defenseman Sarah McCorquodale also added tallies for Waterloo. The Warriors travel to Kingston face off against the Queens this weekend in hopes of improving their 2–8–1 record. They will also face UOIT in Oshawa. “Our team needs to keep working hard and go into the games focuses and with confidence, because we have shown that we can play with the two teams we will be playing this weekend,” Michaud said. sports@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

Chester Yang staff reporter

Men’s Basketball

Waterloo 79, Ottawa 68 Waterloo rode a strong start to a surprising upset over the 10th ranked Ottawa Gee-Gees. Up 11–4 early, the Warriors allowed the Gee-Gees to take their only lead of the game by giving up 8 straight points for a 12–11 deficit. However, hot shooting (7 for 14) by the Warriors from beyond the three-point arc solidified their lead, resulting in a 37–29 lead at the half. The closest Ottawa would get in the remainder of the game was three points, but Waterloo never gave up the lead from there. Despite being out-rebounded in the game, Waterloo would manage 40 per cent shooting on threes along with 20 points from the free-throw line to seal the win. Cam McIntyre had 19 points in the game, while Luke Kieswetter added 18. Waterloo 78, Carleton 94 Hot shooting and excellent rebounding by the Carleton Ravens was the key as Waterloo fell 94–78 on Saturday night. Despite starting the game on a 7–2 run from the crowd’s energy, Waterloo gave up an 18–5 run to Carleton and saw the Ravens cruise to victory. Cam MacIntyre once again led the warriors with 27 points, while Tim Rossy supplied 16 and Jordan Hannah had 12. Waterloo was also 9 for 17 from beyond the arc, but it was not enough against the still-unbeaten Ravens. Waterloo is now 2–2 in the OUA and 4–5 as part of CIS play. Men’s Volleyball

Laurier 3, Waterloo 0 Despite being close in every set, the Warriors were swept away by the visiting Laurier Goldenhawks 3–0 on Saturday afternoon. The Warriors were close in each of the first two sets, losing each of them by a 25–22 score. The third set was equally close, with the Warriors taking it to 29 points apiece before Laurier took two straight points for the 31–29 win. The Warriors’ offense was led by second year outside hitter James Evans who had 15 kills and five digs, while rookie Fiodar Kazhamiaka chipped in 10 kills,three digs and a service ace. With the loss, the Warriors fell to 2–5 on the season.


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SUNSHINE ANIMAL

2010: A Skate Odyssey

Marta Borowska staff reporter

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he platypus is often facetiously referred to as evidence that God possesses a sense of humour. The reason for this humorous reference is its blend of appearance between a beaver, duck, and an otter. With a tail like a beaver, beak like a duck, and body of an otter, one can easily look twice at a platypus and wonder if he is being fooled. As an animal originating in Australia, it has earned its position the 20 cent coins in Australian currency. Its waterproof fur and venomous qualities make it an exclusive peculiarity and a unique addition to the country. Male platypi are the only ones with venomous qualities. Located on the hind feet of the platypi are spurs which release a venom harmful to humans. Just like most other aquatic mammals, no visible ears are featured on the platypus. They also tend to shuffle awkwardly on land because of their aquatic characteristics. A diet of freshwater invertebrates, such as shrimp, mussels, and aquatic insects, does not mean they are free from danger. The platypi must be cautious of hawks, owls, and foxes. Young platypi must also beware of pythons and large cod fish in the water. Thirty-two degrees celsius is the platypi’s average body temperature. Their warmth, sustained by their fur, made them a desirable hunting animal in the early 1900s. The warmth created by their fur and the unique waterproof quality of their hides made platypus hide a very popular clothing item.

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et’s take a second, and talk about the Toronto Maple Leafs. Wow, where to start? As of writing this, they’ve lost eight straight games and have started to make me think that I could play better then the majority of their roster. Keep in mind that this is coming from a guy who regularly becomes winded after having to tie his shoes. Now, I’ve never been a hockey fan, but this year we “got” cable, and my roommates who can’t go 20 minutes without yelling “WOOO LEAFS NATION!!” or “I’m telling you bro, Giguere is gonna be a wall this year bro, I can feel it.” They have forced me to watch every game. And let me tell you something: watching Leafs’ fans watch the Leafs play has fast become my favourite activity. The amount of yelling, anger, drinking, throwing things, and eventual depression that comes from being a Leafs’ fan is EXTREMELY entertaining to someone who’s favourite team has made the playoffs for 19 straight seasons (the Red Wings, soon to be 20 seasons). As much as I enjoy the pain and mental anguish of others (which, believe me, is a lot), even I will admit: Leafs fans deserve better. The Maple Leafs are essentially the New York Yankees of the NHL; they’re rich, but, because of the salary cap, they can’t take advantage of it. Fans pay more for tickets than any other team in the league and Toronto is debatably the hockey capital of the world. The stats are starting to look just sad: • A total of 42 straight seasons without an appearance in the Stanley Cup finals (longest in the league). • Currently in the second longest playoff drought in the league, behind only the abysmal Florida Panthers. • Thomas ‘Babyface’ Kaberle, the Leafs’ “best” player, has yet to score one goal and is playing worse than my nine year old sister. • Their “captain,” the great saviour of the 20102011 Toronto Maple Leafs season, is out with an injury for four to six weeks and, quite frankly, he wasn’t doing much even when he didn’t have a nine-inch laceration though his thigh. • Mike Brown, a man known more for his moustache than his scoring ability, has half as many goals as the entire Leafs’ defensive line (he has one). • Giguere is starting to play like Brodeur (which isn’t a compliment this season). • They don’t even have a first round draft pick next year to help them (they traded it for Kessel who has a single point in their last nine games). I think part of the reason I want the Leafs to finally win is for the party. If they get to the finals, I honestly think Toronto, as a city, will literally cease to exist for a week. With 43 years worth of frustration finally over, the celebration will be glorious — good lord, there’s going to be a lot of things on fire. Here’s the thing about the Leafs: every year they look promising, it looks like the drought is finally over. They then go off and play worse hockey than the Italian National team. The fans get their hopes up, and it’s very painful as they watch their team slowly fall apart at the seams. When the Leafs start to lose, my roommate can do nothing but retreat to his room and not talk to anyone for the rest of the night; the only audible sound coming from his bedroom being REM’s “Everybody Hurts.” These are the type of men who get visibly emotional during the Leafs’ commercials featuring Johnny Cash’s “No, I Won’t Back Down.” I have made a lot of money off the Leafs’ failures (I know very little about sports gambling, but I do know that you should always, always bet against the Leafs). After thinking, “This is gonna be the year bro, the Leafs’ are gonna win the cup! I can feel it!” my roommate made over $270 in bets that the Leafs would do well this year. These serious financial losses will probably cause him to have to lie low in Guatemala for a while. Oh well, at least their next few games are against Nashville and New Jersey. e should all pray for them, because God clearly hates the Toronto Maple Leafs (and their fans). jtonial@imprint.uwaterloo.ca


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Crossword by Ben Storer

Across 1 ‘Forward, the Light ____!’ (7) 7 Walk heavily and monotonously (4) 13 Literary technique (5) 15 E.g. St., Cres. (3) 16 21st letter of the Greek alphabet (3) 18 The Raven author (3) 19 Single-stranded version of DNA (3) 21 __ nom nom (2) 22 1/cos (3) 23 Theirs not to reason why / Theirs but to ___ (3 words) (8) 25 Radial Keratotomy (2) 26 A flowering plant which tastes like liquorice (7)

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41 Machu Picchu residents (4) 42 Alcohol suffix (2) 43 South Korea (2) 47 Interjection of surprise, 48 remembrance and others (2) 50 Off-campus courses, for short (2) 52 E.g. horror, comedy (5) 54 Thrice the 600 did travel half this 57 distance into the valley of death, into the breach. (6) 58 Hideous (7) Babylonian water deity (2) 60 Demeter and Persephone author (8) 61 Women’s Tennis Association (3) 62 Operating room (2) 65 Understand or obtain (3) 67 Slayer of Cleopatra (3) 70 A suffix forming abstract nouns of 71 action, state or condition (3) 74 A means of propulsion through fluids (3) 75 ‘Though the great Waters sleep / that they are still the deep...’ author, __ Dick 76 inson (5) Terror (4) Timeless of a sort (7)

Down 2 With Grande and de Janeiro (3) 3 Wrath (3) 4 Collect $200 when you pass it (2) 5 With sacrifical, they prevent rusting (6) 6 Atomic number 66 (2) 8 City of Angels, for short (2) 9 Egg shaped (5) 10 Debases and belittles (7) 11 __ and downs (3) 12 What the ___ (7) Europe’s second longest river, “On 14 A tavern of small hotel (3) 17 E.g. rosemary, basil (5) the Beautiful Blue __� (6) 19 Groovy (3) Legends (5) 20 Only introduce it one time (3 words) (9) King to Gaelic Ireland (2) 24 Operating Environment (2) Atomic number 28 (2) 26 In the middle of, among (4) Tin (2) 27 The Science Guy (3) That is (2) 28 Third person pronoun (2) A list of available meals (4) __-cone, crushed ice with syrup 29 A canine shepherd (8) 31 If you’re in your 10th decade of life, you flavour (3) are in your __ (8) Quoth the raven (9) 33 Preventing you from forgetting (9) To make a mistake (3) Plant version of blood, perhaps? (3) 37 Manav Rachna Educational Institute (4) 38 With major or minor, celestially (4) Restore to former position (9) Co-op students have to take them (3) 40 A source of mineral deposits (3)

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Missed Connections Dear DP Guy, Although we were sitting across from each other at a desk for the whole day, I failed to introduce myself to you. I am terribly shy (and innocent). I was really hoping that you would get off your cellphone and laptop, and notice me. I miss your company. - DP Girl

Dear Cute Guy who picked me off of the ground, I slipped on a rock near Needles Hall today, and you were the only one who stopped to help me up. I’d like to help you get up. - On my back email your missed connections to distractions@imprint.uwaterloo.ca

Sudoku by Jordan Campbell Last week’s answers


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