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Dandiya in the SLC

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Thr m ~ c r i ~ c w m g ~ z ~ ~ , r consistzd l i s h , q ~ <,f a rcahsnc wnulzmun of tlw way an ~nicrncwI S c<mdurlcdn n d ~ h L~nd~,fquc~~~,,nscmpli,)ets e ()ftcrl, our p n c ~ i \~rris ~\ t h ~ mqwrrance o t a~l~.Otri.atudcntxcr~da~~i~e~~otcnmlempl~~~cr ~hlalnlnyi w d grniIi\ ;ind p.nuc!paling ~n uluk the othcr ;illmmptcd ti, get ilricd I'he resutnc-frxnd! c\n:tcurncril.~r;tcI~\~tlcr.'lhr\e, mlenrtrwcr\,tl~snlmiif~,urlt~ ycarstudcnlswrh t l wge, ~ ~n ~ l hclp l j o t , g o A gnud ~ p h plenty ofeupcocncc,gnve 'mmc out'pcrir~d\10 In ~ ~ rthat'\ t , truc. l lowever, ,ir thc IJwvrrdiscuss thc answers with thc stutlent6. WY <,f \ Y , L ~ ~ Pcoticss~~~nzl K> A ~ ~ n c ~ , OF m ~ m Ttw ncnvi,rlilng workshop t;iugh~\tudrnt\ Studint\ ATP \S) rirnml\ us,\\.< .itimurll ~ rorrnccuow ailh how lo lornl n w pcrwnnl co w o l - l ~ c r s , f r ~ , m ~ y c ~ ~ ~ ~ t ~ ~ t ~ ~ d ~ ~ ~ r ~ ~ ~ ~ e ~ ~ t ~ a n d rnorc than a ualkingrimm~. Tol;mdajoh,~rwdreq~~trcsomc persuasmn \hale to smtahlr convcrs;ruom h r tirst-hmc lnter',cuOM :~1dap~~icss~on.liaru1~~1eon~~~~rId1~lf.Thisc, ~nconjuncnon mnti chmctna und thc .dxl~~y to The workshop fi,rusiny rm office poi~tlrs, n c t w d , n r e u h.~tcnc~,mpass\Y',\'l'P,4b's h,cu\ "worst cmc \ren;lno\," ~nm,lveCrolc-pl.wnq m \nil skdls. whcrc the itutletrr\ found Ihemsclvc\ ~n a less \Y~1rl1nppr~mmarcl~100meml~crs,\~ ri'l'PAS tl~:u~dc\~r,~hlcsrtu:~u~,n.Ttie~onfic~~pn~motcd a c ~ ~ l t ~ c,fs thccstahl~shmcnld r l r a ~h i i \ m ~ s ~ r ~ l ~ i c s d n ~ ~ r ~ g cncuuragc, ~ ~ u d e n t s ~ ~ ~ i d l ftulxax,>re, r~~nflrcrics~~lui~~~n. rhc Imponance ofrchenrsmg .mil tine-twung "l'dincouragc cvcqrrmeto lea~nmoreni,ord thc~r\oft skdh hciorc heading d f to X I mtirTWW. \Yhcn i l d d r c s ~ qthe itudcnt\ who atwfi d<~lls,"s.i~dtir\~ vcarstdintBnnn hla who attendid ~ l x R l ~ t ~ , " t rrxlly h c r arc~mprlant." tended Ttlc Soft 9111 RLz o n O m h c r 'hh, W~2TPAS\tr~ssesthnts~~ft \k~llsnrp\ltrlfr,r Presdcnt Ilerel, Chu htavd that, " t h c r ~nrr n<, ,111SUCCTS\JUI I ~ u ~ ~ n ~ s s p ctih~epi bl ed;q toconli~udfzcisabout~i~fisI~~lls,"rn;~k~ngaw~tt~ pun and a ronfu\mgpoint. "Soft Atlls arckarnrcl." ducry~,urselfmrpn,fess~ond~l~anncranil wnh chnnsnm~rpr~ccleas~nthcc~,mper~trvciobtnar Thcyucre rndeedlcarned dumlg'l h i Soft Skdl On Wednesday October 15, the Great Hall area of the SLC was filled with U h t ~as student5 parlic~patedmthree 20-nilnu~i ket. bun~ree\~errrsf~,rWATP,1Su~dmclu~le\\rr~c workshop5 for mtemxwng netwurktnq and cultural music. This event, named Dandiya, is afestival of sticksand dance icarrung how ru deal wctr officc polt~icsa i d ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ n g s c m ~ n : i l - , lc~aovs\ludi ~ n c so,mpin ~ that is celebrated by Hindus during the nine day long Navaratri festival. putcnlinl prublcm\. tlorrb m d \cminars r m career oppolruluuc\.

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