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Method: Abstinence Effectiveness:TlpmlL sc- 10I1~'~,PcrtccrLse"l W o Description: hbsrmmcr mean, not hnvingilni rirual c m n c t ~ w r hapaitnc, P t r p a n q c m u r h a p p e n ~ f y x r m ~ \ ~i x e pt or i d w r u g ~ n i Advantages: KO slds eftc~rr,lr3s rhc onlr merhod rhar guarantee3 no n A ofprcgnancr cs iTDr. Is sndrmcd by m a n rsbgtouigroup; Disadvantages: \Yomen and mcn ma? find ~r iLi'ficulr ro ~ l i r a l nand of e n cnd rheu abbnnmce wrhimt b e q prcpzred ro pmiscr rhcmsrlr-c, r p m s r plegnancx i r T D s

Method: Male condom

Effecti~eness:TlptcaiUsc.85' o,PerieciL-~r.98" ,, Description: .i mdc condom II I thin, i k ~ n ~ n gsliearh l ~ r in& oiLa~cc,p l m x C d n ~ r e t h m i )or antma1n u Ir t i placed on an erect piixs m crop sperm from rnrenng a parmer's bodr. Advantages: The latch condom offers berrcrproiscnon sgamsr STD\, indudmgHI\, rhan anr other hrrh conrrol mrrlmd. T h o are cheap 2nd diposable and may help mantam an eircaon. Condoms are casdt avadablca~thoura prrscnpnon and help prevent prcgmmcy. Disadvantages: Condoms can rear, slip off. and ma! tcduce seniaaon for some people r m d o m s mu) break rlii mood or cause an nllcrgx

aircrrmr\ezi D i s a d ~ a n t a g ~ ~ : T Imu-aa ~ i i e ~to~>top rhciffectr o f t h e D e ~ > ~ , ~ ~sde r ~e~ ~fe rfa , e conimur untd the iheer~viiiioifI l 2 ~ I h e e k 5hemrlrc effecra mat inciudeaaphr gnn, iLim~i.~.s o i e lbriam.meplar blesdmg. depriiamn, haiigoarh or Ims. nen.ouinzis. iklnra& or 5pomdarkemng oftheihn. changem iea rlnre, hcadachei,nauitaand delatsd r i n m to firilhrx Doci notprcrcnt STDI Accessibility: Serum arulablsalrh adoctor'i prcicnprmn fromaphammc\ or licit11 s c m c i i and ad*xror or nurseudladmmmr the Injccuon Cost:About $35pcr lnjecuon It mar lbccoiirzd Ih \ome lxdrhplms. mcludtn~rlicr m ~ e r i mHsalch Plan. Not suitable for: \\ omcnuho mght be prcgmnt, or po\s~bl)chow uith scxcre dcpccsmn Note: S1nssa~ng,uhe~i~lecur~n sire mq itdocc thc rffscmcnc;i Thmnamen ihould get inlrcatins in burmck\ \Inn) a i m e n ahi>grrp r c p m r on Depn-Prrnrradon't rrahie ~ i n then d 2 rnmrirer bciauis o f ~ r t ? ~ ~I~IcciLng. lar lmllang rhar opuons, hbrral us' of prsgnancx tesnngia recom minded If l a r ~for mlecnon, use e haik~upm e h d of lbrrrh control

Method: Intrauterine Dcnce IICD) , ,

p-"--3'-'- ' - + :p,g.g.g.iii~* ' "_ '* '' - a * 4 Effectiveness:T~~ulacalU,e.99.299.90o,PerfictUrr:99.499 9% Description: AnlnrraurcnnneDence (IUD] is a smdptece ofpiasnc or cccpper thar 1, pips b a doctor ?he IL~Dprcrrntsi p r n frum ~ fernhrmgan e. If rile sperm does fernhar ihe egg, tlx I L D p r e i e n r i ~frommplmrr ing~nrheuremr Some IUDs release hormones to prcrcnt pregnanci. Advantages: It can sra) mside a \xomm's b o d for 3 ro 10 \cars, depcndmg on chc land. Can be remood at an:- "me. .in IUD canbeuiedas mrmeigenc\ contracepmr (see emcigmc) conrracepaon) S~,planmng~~rp~epnra~~onneedcdbef~~e~~ie~course, not fclr dunng mrercourse. ? . r m g a l l o r r a a o m a n orhrrchmaan to hnowtftheIL'Di~m plsce i n I U D can bemserrcd a t an! nmc. Disad~antages:TheIUD can facilirate the spreadof a S T D andcause h m r e m f e r d q Side sfftcti may include he%>, and more p~nhlmensimaoon,utenncperforadon, peli~cmflammaroq-d~srase. Senous comphcatlons assncmrdw~rhIUDare ectopic (tubaloroianan) pregnancy, and rarcli, dearh frnmmfecoon. T h e IUD needs to bcmserred br phpman and checked pena& call!- by rhe women or docior b) feehng in the vagna for the thrcad hangxngautade hci cemn. Cramping may occur m the f i m SCHER~NG 24 houra after mseroon. It does not proreciagemst STDs Accessibilit).:IUDsareprrscnbedandmsertedb~akensedhedthcaicprofesaonal. Cost: Inserted for $50-Sl50 Not Suitable For: Couplesmth STDs. The IUD is nor iecommended for women under 25. It n not agood chotce ior those not in permanent relauonships, due to rhr nsk ofSTD exposure. Note: If the s m g can't be located, ~r may mean that conrracaons of the uterus haw expelled the ICD. It 1s rmporranr to hwr a pelvic exarmnanon vld a complete medtcalhsto~taken. If the IUD gets rejecred and expelled, you must see your doctor ? "

Method: Spermmde

Efiectweness: I ~ p i a l L ' i i -1' .13czf~cri re 8;' Description: ic : ~ i r n m dl i ~ nrmi,\\ d 1x11~9 that c o r n s i r c r m m , g ~ I .foam. fiirn<>r\cpp.nmx fotm .i~i~~.~~t~n~,r~dze:~~r~to~;~~r-z;?na~nrrr~nri,:r.~ci~n-~~.~rdr-:~o~~ \.im~ c r ~ d m i i r di r l u r c . ~ . p ~ r u ~ \\& l l t n i p i . ~~ m c i r ~ - p ~ ~. ~~i m h ~cm~cd. l~rci o~ m ~ r l m ! - l a r ~ +L,'

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Method: The Sponge Effectiveness.8iJ~91째 oiffefecaie Description: 4 Conuiccpoxe Sponge t i a soir round spimgc &d anh apcimc~dero kill \perm \ a oman puts a m rhe ra~zbrforcmccrcourir,l r c u ~ c rrhccenxi..indblocha i sperm Advantages: Can hc lefim place i i i up ~ to 2411o1i11, x i i eitccm c f ix 12 houri a f w t i l e i n plnc~,rou can h a c ~ ~ C C C C C U U U P rnulrtplr irrnre durmg d u r pmod, hur rhc ipnnge mncr be left m 6 houts aftci rhc last rjaculauon \\ h m uwd m c u m b m n o n w t h i l x male crmdom, rlie h ! u e rate I \ onh ?" u Disadvsntages O n n i o a n , t t ~ s n r ,cxrremeli r sificasc Yor reu\?bli'Can brenk.rliftiiiculrro rcinor-e,i p i r m d e i a n c m r i allcrgc reacnon, imdl polslbdtn oirrmc dioch sindrumc bpctrnmds msrss bid Caniausc an m b c a u n lt lefim roolong 'iarnc\iomen i q i r to rake i r rmn Some v u m r n rcpoir iecurrsnr \es\r inkcuoni

Method: Kithdralval Effectiueness T ~ p c i l L -.Yo.Prricci '~ L ' c 9fP.1 Descnprion: Duimc c ~ xilrc , manpalli In. p e w our of rhr \npn:r ~ C L XhLe ~)dcuIdtri Ad~anteges: I r 15 betrtr t h m n i ~ r b m g r o ~ p ~ e xn~prignmcv t Disad\nntnges:\orrcrr ~ffeircnrc.nrip~rirrrnond~~~1~~ii.iID~ lr~rqu~ri~grear~c!Fci~nrrr~l,c\psrlcnci.?ndrrusr hiam pnbpul Not suitable for: Scltlalli mciperancdcouplss.\o~~n~pir~~li~nd plirnaruicc~aculsn,r~ Note: T h ~ i m z i h o d ~ m ' t i cerlccvvc, n b ~ c a u s c r h c r c r n a \be i p e i x n i n r ! ~ e p r c ~ ~ l a c u l n t r . a h c llead ~ ~ . ni rl~p r L p a o c ~Srudxs rhi% per IOii I i j o u w r h d m \ i ~ i n Iari,calliour ~c docrororhealrh ~ m i c c iinrilm \ '2 hrxua.:~obram cmergcnc! conuaccpiron

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L V has finally estabhshcd a club spectficalirfor fans of profssmnal vresdmg. Jom us on bar hops (rsprcmlh on payi m i m v n i g h t s ) , tnpe to Lire events, talks mth wrestlers on the rndependenr arcmr, aUuxh w r s h g fans from allwalks of hie From hfe-long fans to u-erklong fans, e i e m n e IS welcome Learnmore abour thehisrocofthe game, as u d as 11s present and future. \Yxh alarge Lbraq-oftapea

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Michelle Titus IMPRINTSTAFF Everbeen told that rhrre are man! fish in the s e a a f i ~ r e r i m daung 1s one big pool wth vanow npei of fish ST w a m g to be caught. Some schools have rrpuraaons ofan abundance ofcerrvn species whde others are rumourcd to be lacking. Apparend! \X'dfnd Launer 1s iwmrnmgwxh easl grli contenrmth random ~ e r u dcncounters uhde U\T i female popularmn tends to be dubbed an more u p q h t Redmcalls though thfs hsuncmn makei sense.\\'LU 1s much smaller than UW, thus rxplmmng why lr 1s necessqforcermn females to 'put out" (smce there are less gulsj. Regardless,ofcertmgenderirereo t p e s found at ranous schools all tend to have smlarcharacrensucs when companngfacdues and programs. Reoccurring rralts rend to occur," eachfaculv,resulong~na totalabhorrence forcertamfracoons of the school. B d a r to nor cnloring the taiteof certrilnseafuod, fish from some facdaes aren't appetmng Bemgawarc ofrhese tram before gerang ~niolredulrh an mdiiidual canprerentnegameourcomer E n p e e n n g s the most noronous facdq ai LTT. It 1s a worldrenowned program, explmmgrhy manv of ~ t srudcnrr s are o\ erl! pompous and self-assured. Bemg acceptedmrothlr program boosts thar egos and homs h e m onto an ~ m a p q p e d c s t a l .So, be prepared

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Agent Orange#S Ingredents: l/Zoz.TnpleScc 1/2 0 2 . Absolue Mandann 1/2 oz. Grandhlarmer 1/2oz. OrangeJuce (Fresh) Insmcuoni: Shake w t h tce and s i r m mro a shor glass. Or increase theproporuons and iemem a large cup garmshed wtb fresh range shces Blood Clot Ingredmxs: 1 0 2 Southern Comfort '-Up 1/2 oz. Grenadme Instruceons:

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Once agaln Dan Balley has the pr~vilegeof offer~ngth~s exceptional selectlon of"new' qualityfurn~tureforsale to the hl~hestb~dderatthisvhenomenal"noreserve"auct~on Thls~s yourchance to outf~t'~ourentre home orlust buythat speclal accentata orrce you are wrllinq - to vav. Featured is a stunnina selectlon of sold mahogany furniture including a gorgeous canopy bed w ~ t hmarble top nightstands. a beaut~fulcheval mlrrorand more.There~salsoab~nam~csolidoakfourposter that includes dresser and mlrror. armolre and two night stands. Thereareover 10 llvlng room sultesofferng deslgner fabrlcs to sulte every taste Including fabulous all leatherseat~ngWe havea hugeseiectionofd~ningroom suites for all slzes of homes Students ....check them out ....lots to suite your taste and budget! Quality mattress. futons and more. Accents and art, carpets and lamps. Canadlan plne furniture and so much t h a t w l rlval your imaglnatlon Something for everyone. We hope to see you therel! -see Colourpictures at www.unclejoesfurniture.com

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ClBC welcomes you for the Fall 2003 Semester

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Full banking services including Education loans, account openings and teller transactions

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Monday Friday 9:30 a.m. to 5 0 0 p.m.

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spoken iccordtnrrua Heramb's house last term I d d t i h piovcrb. Therr'i dwars onc rrxmmare s x h "El-eqonsis kneaded our o f t h e an clccrroh us sppomrmcnr that ianic dough bur not hahsd in rhc clashes dtrecrl! x d ~ r h c g r o c rnp e~~ same o i i n " i h . rhnr c x p l a m \i o u p b her hit and rrr io aamh ~t reasrinfccnm, ru the best ofxour a b h n I n e r t r a ~ . I n v v q , adapangrc ne n onz'i blr, \ o u b u ) rhc 'Par P x r S r m w prliunahn rscruc~alIfihc\'rc bcrq Smc '.ibsn~bcipcc~ilcdi i i l u z i ~30" rnuir , h p r rn all rhcu requc.rcdrht 'L7lrriI ar1.r'~ "Shc ~ 5 ~ ~ 0 d lh lo\ ti~ih l ! k n g ?chi rears m e Iniorr>unhdt \ o u m a h s barluuom ficlliric\ \\ ~ i h r , x , m fun rot her urn-hmu blic hdli , < i n i c h t d u l i ~.m cIra\,n q,.h x n ir, g n l d i l ~ hhimo, \\Me !nueat hcr r h ~ I ? i [ s e c ~ n d h kthe\ c \\tlZ hlwpnnri r h c X ~ ~ i m ~ n r i ~ n.mbrer m a ~CIICIOII\ \npphmn c c r Thc neht <la$!c n ~ \ pf < ~ r a \ - e rm-ismn I f ! r>i<lcctrnallpdrid rhar each o i h u C O I thdiipatt o i r h c dal, b n n ~ s n r l c ri>omm~recrclc ofiurcncc The net p e n - l a l 1,-uc n x d < d l nlrh the peoplc mngl~, Om tndgcgtnrmU\ hold. all

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Ir 15 llso lmpoctanr ro lrmsrnber r h a r y o u m not Rzcreamm \ 'Tn Ir a l m r inrndmizcpourscli\iIrh the \Virk' rhar mn- fri~rn>spiemhir 8" lnanr x n l c e s offercd oncampurhrough Srpremlitr 11" Just l i d and mu d lbee that ihirc are up n T n Ir \\ r i b ~ r c b c rf r r m ~ numewus peuplc youcan g o tc tor Safety Sports Rep, )our D o n or rrom the help and sdvicem all arm, of M.m psopli a h o h \ e otf 1' 4C i r h l ~ a c Ufilcc s and take pair urui srnn- l i f ~A few O C ~ ~ C I C c a m p u ~\idat mmc nmr or and moihsr h a i i rr, a r l b home a t m g h pcoplr l n c l u d e a c a d c m c a d \ ~ i o r ~ , m free chnlc\, dcm<,nsrmnon\ CLIPART firnc~\claisss couniilr~rr,thoseathealthier\ tccs Otrcn m a cnrnpui icrong npci,im Thcrc ~r dho an opcn house c a n a c c l u ~ r e i f . i l s s ~ e n i c i ~ f ~ c c u n n ~and , the Cnendr you meer on b n n q h d d on 5cpridbel 1 0 ' ~a h e x callpus. bur I , q > ~nm n d that [ h i l.m\ c r ~ \ i w can iind our mrnr abour i l w , q r o keep ~nr r w h ulrh -1" of\\ m r l o < ,i \ alarqs s h u d LampuiRtc~san~m Gcrune high school fnrnds artendmns c~rher and rhc w n r cm:non i o u pracase mr o l w d a d 1 d o \ \ )ou n, mrrr umiclntles. T h c p m sure to hc c \ e r \ i l ~ clicihould c b i cxcrcmd pcopli r u ~ i d of c clier and a d l hi salxrcncrngmany of thc \ame h i x rm c~rnpusand Irs x r r r o u i d .ate ro maki i o u r unrirrim dmgi tau ax, and n is unportanr, lny ireas irpln;nceamemorablconi u-hlle ~niuch a stare o f m n u n o n , n \ l a bc i u l r n x 5 r u d r r n ~ mchc U aIbrati(il9'888-1940Ehx ltht~8, ilolihmg up a n ds~l.g~ment kccp m cnnractwtththoseu ho 1049 1x1 rhr cumpurer lab. { ~ rrldne i n share a p a n of)our paqr, s h d r . ~ l i o ( n u n i c l l m u r n ~ c e i:19,888nrzhr cii.i, b u r \ \ i r a r e r ~ rrhc icasiln, malung fiends wlth those char a d 456-Lxt 2655 bc a p.m oflour hmrc r 1, m > s i ~ l r a nrto bc ha& i r ill l I ~ ~ l r h r n ?19~81(8~40'16 ic~~ Getting Involved r n 1 \ \\all< - ~ I hh~ c n d o~ . l t . lor (.',,,,:,I \Rccri.mm Laat bur nor I c a a ~ g r m r oli Id r r ? d h c . r A c ad\an:apLutrhc ax\\\.irhlrucs u\x?rcrlim ca 1x1 - o m c ~ , f t h e m n n y a i a v m r i ralmenlacc ., , o n c m n u i . c,r I r,:ai~~ C*",pTLC hrm cri for a ~ a m p ~ b u ~ g m a r i o n r h a t s oflnrcicir Nso, be surc tc i h i c k

Subden udl nor u-ork, thus blatant mwlrs m e a i to rhr only u-ay n, i penerrare then mnki he.id.lAeihc folirnmg, "1 ou smcll like a gangrenous wound, shower a I r c a d \ " ' 0 ~ . 'yourunaa;hi.d 1aundn.m the f a d r room caiprr i d d i a crrrain amblince to the placc Ir'aUuclsar l l i h c a u i r r s q u c ' Thcrc i n e w a dull mi,mcni tl,~n;. m f i p r ~ o u t t h e nuance\ of ~ m : rrr,ommares Thar', h d f r h e lbairli T h c i ~ r h ehalfconuir, r ot ilnd~nndillclr,u\iulnedhemsrcr lCLlDr>

Poetry by Heramb R'elcome to W~telluu \There lt alwar s smells hke poo There are lots' of Chmese people here Lots of heteros, tlannles and uecrs The UW women can be ' ~udsifiat tmes Xot hke Launer, uhele rKex. put out for dimes. hfaclean's dunk n-e are da bomb Because their edtors slee TI irh our moms. If rou meet a bor In mat: Cliances are he's.ne\-er taken a bath. The engineers can't hold their liquor, All thev do IS lmcli, m x m . JIIJlx-kcr. j i k n c e srudcnrs, got n o p,'ble'ms \v~rh rhcm Ucc'lusu the!. n.cnr and c ~ i r c nq. ~l pllle,m.: Art inmalors .lrc rather A

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If you find this offensive please e-mail complaints directly to Heramb.

Feds are us mrnr and undersrandmu. by the

umreriin wd iommumcetr wrh la undergduates. Tlui rakes up a p o d chunk o i d x tcdi' nme and buQsi and mi oh CE ex in rimg ilomp oxichng uudcnt ryrescntanim o n the u ~ u i i r i ~ r rdoiins 'i of comnut;ici to n i > r l u ' l ~ \ w h r\hone vudcnt 5 - 3 ~ c groups c on campu' mincurcrffccor e a n d cttic~enticudunrr~pleiinrarmn.

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\Tclcome a, \Tarerloul A ucuqui and iplendd rmc fuliof cxclrcmcnr Ir ahead of onenwuoniveek As~dcfrom meenng new people andu o q ~ n g a b o u cleraei, r &ere are mam new acmmri ro explore m t h i s cmq-. E n p r rhewondrrs of )our nev home before r ou are a suphomore stanilmg bi to yaduaw Inpamiular, b e s m m n d chat )our u n r r r s m e.;pcnences here a r e h r e d Youonl> get our of rhi\ place uhat i o u pur Into ir, so don't spend joui enore irrahman)earlockedaiia~myaur room sranngar noxnpurer ccieenl The stage

If iuu enjoicd Sqgh o n d . i q then indulge i o u r d f m the themes ofK~\T.Theseare nor yourrun-oirhe~rmliveauer A9 soon as mu enter, :our artennon d lbecome grasped instandi 1 The Crnrre InThe Square, amdst~rs caphvatmg.uchtrcnvaiappcaIance, Lmpara a mdomous h a m o n i o f performances ItacriaiaionrcnUonallodging Cor The Krchener~ LX'aterloo Symphon?, The lOrchener\VaterlooOperaandThe lOtchmer~arerlooI\Ius~cal Producaons. Around 150,000 members drop m on The Crnrre annuaU!, for a combmanon of s\mphom,dance,oprra,cuncens

andmagc If you fancy a more subtle professional-theatreiccnmo,then deliemto'& Gait LirtleTheatre The GaltL~tdcThearrepro\ldes h e , community theatre a n d u d unfold ns91st season m Sepiem~ ber 2003 wch the r h d e r The Innocinii The Theme 8; Compani 1s an d i e m a a r e knorof arnsts. Tha sssemblagr rhox~aperfom~ancei that mfor radmce in the .l-ta bi CO~memoraMg~he expressre and m)mrd "hes" of mhab~tanriof the \7 aterloo R e y o a Har-mgsct up the pnnclplr char rlus is theme, a m t h n g i m take place on con&

Athletics and games galore

n u up some happy-gducky da!s, m a r from the cioads, at rhe \\ alrci BeanGmndFuverTrd T h c r r d arrerches our oxrr 7 8 ICmalongsde rhc Grand River and, rqardless of age, ,!dlorrrpenence, ~r d d m enilronmrnr full of leaureh tranqudtp- that udl remabze your lnnerrclf. Iftranqu~iwalks m rhe park are \our chmg, thenienrurr mio rhe 59 acrc\lcronaI'ark \icronaParks endowed u~rbptcruresquegardens, asoccerfield,aband-,heU\x.hrretn

The &ffeirrcntappn,achcsptoplc encounter to enjoy sports and spornng advmmres 15 c h b m g ereqday. ThelOrchener Mzmond .\uhronurn Complex is the home oftheOHL IOtchener Rangers \T harevet Tour sport, the Complex wJ1 aupply yiiu wth aeon? fur rout amuscrnenr- be ~tan ~ c c e i m r , arournamenr, rrzck and field ot hancbaU The Complex P aim noronirw throughour cenrrd locdenrerrunet~mr~mm~rrhr crowda, and nrciraurnnr fmng Omano for holdme cxrraiaganzas. enh~bmona,iemnars, and wade tonards rheparklake The palk ha, shows. qute a feu skamgnnki, m Xniintrr. and occasamdl\ ?Uo\bs ihnong on Ere? dar .a newwai to play 1s mvenred. The hianuhfefmancd the froxnlakr. Soccriand Sports Cenut&spmses Skuatedon 1'0 acres beslde rhc le~sureliapaeforprcpzrmonneeds GrandR~x-ei,l)mgcman\ canpyoundi also d e h i e B~ rranquil ~nnumcroua sports These mclude baseball, field hockcy and la\m and relaxmg aunosphcre At bowlmu Soccer, howevei,li the Bmgemana, stumble upon a Iughhghr of rha aeioblc nudeus an' mimawtc golf course, go karti and barung cagci or dmc mto the Cenrrrii casuallrrcferredto as "SoccerCenad." uatrrshdes, ahugc hrateduare Sporrs\\.orld 1s one of the spots pool and reguhr su~mrmngand wadmgpouls. T h s funk! retreat char folks allude ro as the unusual, has tuo hor rubs, tradmonalh the exclun~re, and the cool. The) nored for therapeuucrducs, fur hale the dtstncr'e biggestmrenoi g o l f - h g r a n g e , arockciunb~ng adults only. AdBuonall>,one can cenrreandbamngiages. Dunng d~scovetthelrb d o g c d p o n d or summer, pauonr can u n m d and paddle down the waters of the "KmTrack "Furthermore, Grandher. Sporisuorld hasa4.5 acte Hawm Nature parks H.0 \Taterpark. os aell as aaaaaen ofamuaemrnr ndei. Srudenta can Parksrehnqmshpmond expedmons that can keep !ou expect ro whoop ~tup ar dus veairound heme parkwth \peaal amused all rhrough the dai. Get fcsmmes such as the- Rackto together w t h a couple of bud&, School Rach wth CHYXIm and prepare yourself fura weekend ofacuon~pckrdfun becausethe Septembn, Nghunare on lOng br in Octobcrand rhe Vlbter Woader- norrh-esstcornerof\X aieriooplays landinDecember host to RIA1 Park. Vlitb 18 o u r Spr~hngofwntrr~vonderlands,door qmrts iieldx, agolf courae, centrdtoli-\5 arcrheChcopec and art, RIA1Park 1s rhe pndc of Hdli'fac~aes.Thisrecrding~aciet \Y'aterloo. T h 500-acre turf oor 1s anearb! haven for shlorers and only has a mdupurpose recreamon sniiuboaidera kke. a h e n the cenue bur io opcn-aramemrrer snow mela awq, ihe escapades on prondr space fur a m d c range of the \!opes become rhoroughlr 5porc groups and enthus~asriIrs uansfomedmro asancmaq for ud&feshelrer, tracks. csmr playmg rcnms, iuking and b k n g landmgandnchhmrageaca Htkrrs andbtkers, b c h q Brnrss prc~rntnamrcloreri\iirl~ access m fanaocs orrankammxrs, cnnnlvqs e n w r o m e n d bhsil \\'hde at Rlhl

Park.ons can observe arangc of tlora and fauna Anewplace forenploraaon~i anotherlucrauve excuse roenjq the beauy of\%aretioo 1.entngron Park the ongnnl location of the K\7 Sfumapal~1..porr,and Hdhde Park aremongirrhescplaces. Semcesar rhe former consst oia ball d~amond and green space \%'areduo's besrconcealcdsecrrr~iundoubredlr Brchrell'ark.V~r~rorscantravel around 4km oi foorpaths and nanm uds all theaay through the park's pastures, wetlands and foresr Take a p r n q through the woods and meadows and watch h e manv ,peati ofbuds \%aredooPark, h o u e u e i , ~chi. ~ '-Jc*-cl o i t h c C q '\Vhriher)ou'm m the mood for b l a h = liround the

tlonalgreen-*pace has agreardq awuang!our arnvsl! The parkis home ro a model of the Abraham Erb Gnst hlill, the o n p a l Eb! farm house m d m a l dspla), Lmn lagoon and Sdrrr Lake. In summer, the park has concerrs on Sunda: afrernooni Other atrracaoni rndudr The 6" Annual R q a l Medm d Fwe, comngupm September-la&ri,peasanis and courr~esrersare d orlcome.Ttus year,\X aredooPark\~*bbecelebrarlngm 10'anmver.m ofawmrer wonderland. InDecember, there arc usuaUi 100,000 hghts and 60 diiplai' Cumc our of your room, m u andcxpenence e\cmng acailaei, sports and ioclal oumgi nghrm!our own backtardl

the last rem~mngcoreredbndge m Onmno, known as the "&ismng Bndge." Let the sranngly hor tone and ~ntenselr . dnrme,- rhithrmc . .pulse of TheUptown\Y aierioo Jam Festival rake )ou over. The ealaia de&cared ro muoducmgsodd-clasi jazz m u s s m s and fearunng them along the storefronts m 5QngSueet. Many musical moments hare been ahared by feshrai instrumenrahsri and those momenrs are usually chcr~shedb)heaudxnce. St Jacobs'nvo farmeis markers arc popularamacnons for both residents andrwturs The St. :.I ,.l.n...-'\I r . . . & I < . \ l ~ , ~.r. ,I, \\ * 1 ,.,\ I d 9 1 . . , !.'~ ..r. i, ' * .,<' produce and a hiel) place ro rhop Uaave treats and dmaes- by Slennorute farmers trekking to mnrkct bi horseand b u m mdude summa sausages, and sre snapped up &e hot cakes. \Y atcrloo's most prevalent celebianonaunquesaonably Oktoberfest. F r o m b r e m g t o consumpaon, afrer the hamestis alreadygdthered,tbis sophsticated beerdnnkmgculiufepves peoples lor ofsaaifacaon and,\veU. beer. Ersnrsmlude resthallen, Srompn' Tom Concert. Rockroberfestandaparade.Ths mnr day fete a d l m m m e n c e on h d a y Ocrober 10,2003wwhrhe nrud "Tapping of rhe Keg."

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Other noteu orthrplacr\ of mrerc\rmclude the DoonHenragc Crosswords, rhrJoscphSchne~dtr Haus hluseum and hlcDougaU Fiestas and celebrations Cottam Scudenrs mar also seek Holidays and f e s h ~ dharea s slpBcantinreresrmi.iahng the u q u e q u J q and are mumarely Cana&anClai.uldGLassGallem, enrumed uitb thc hres of the K\Y' Casde IClibnde, die K-Whrt mhabmmts. Laugh, have fun, and GalleqandtheJ SteckieHentage re-energme rhe bes~yearsofyour Homesread Ifyou haw not figured ?dolescenrhves. The Welleslq n out by now, the mosi mporranr Apple Burterand Cheesc feaovd a u g p h o n to all of ?ou energeoc starts off%-th a rradmond pancake freshmen (andnon-cneigetic ones breakfast and homemade apple coo) 1s to go our ind haye a ader Thereareusudy stagecoach momentous a m ours~deof the rours and a boar regatta, as \ell as U\T Plaza (hr rhc Rmg Road as the Lots of apple butter cnic mar be) Youonlvger oneleer The Elrmra hlaplr $rup Fesnia! rouse rhr c.;cusi 'I'm lusr R has n sarpli~ao t 180 psllona ofpurc freshman.' so get some pleasure maple irmp that are appbrd to hom ir- don r v i-ce ~r Hare h a . ~ii!accm c r 15.UOOplnreful~ of enlo) bemgm \\ ireiloo and a i i a i pancal.r\ U?~iltarElmra,es~~lorr from home' rhr Old Ordrt llrnnonire Xceon,el~cuici,a hu-ggr facron; and