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UW pulls plug on Feds’ rave Administration feels drugs and all-ages open events are the problem will be no rave at Fed Hall on March 27. all-night event, which would have been 1 t hfte Irs on-campus rave ever, was vetoed on Tuesday, March 16. The abrupt decision was handed to Feds President Christian Provenzano and VP Administraion Finance Keanin Loomis at a meeting with Bud Walker, UW Director of Business Operations, and Catherine Scott, Associate Provost Human Resources and Student Services. “I am very disappointed,” said a tired-looking Provenzano. Loomis expressed similar sentimen ts. “This is very frustrating . . . I feel like just a token representative.” Loomis also noted that, in his opinion, the decision was made prior to the meeting with Walker and Scott, and that there was no option for negotiation. “It was predetermined. There was nothing

we could do to persuade them otherwise.” Two reasons have been given for quashing the event. First, they felt that rave culture is associated withdruguse. Secondly, the Feds rave was to have been an all-ages event, open to everyone, includingpersons not from UW. According to Walker and Scott, the previous Fed executives had worked out an agreement with administration that all-ages, open events would not be held on campus by the Feds. Both Provenzano and Loomis expressed skepticism. “I’m not aware of any such agreement,” asserted Provenzano. Loomis, while admitting he was aware that the previous exec

might have made such an agreement verbally, stated, “It’s not written down anywhere.” In his opinion, the agreement, if existent at all, applied exclusively to a different type of event - i.e., hip-hop dance nights. Loomis felt that this event was of a different nature and would attract a different, less problem-prone crowd. As well, the Feds feit that adequate steps were being taken to keep the event under control. The promotional flyers specifically stated “No drugs, no weapons, no attitude.” Fed Hall was to have ZO25 staff on duty and all patrons were to have been patted down at the door, “We advised them [Walker and Scott] that we were taking all the precautions,” commented Loomis. “It didn’t matter.” Walker insisted that the decision did not imply a lack of trust in the Feds on the part ofadministra-

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tion. “It was notaquestionoftrust. It was a question that events like this are against the agreement.” The cancellation has left the Federation of Students out $1,200

by Kieran Green

- the cost of promotional flyers which have already been printed and distributed. Fortunately, contracts with DJs had not yet been signed.

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s Ontario gets poised to handle an onslaught of post-secondary education issues, including a provincial election, the Access to Opportunities Program and deregulation, the Ontario UndergraduateStudents’Alliance(OUSA)settheir course for the coming months. Meeting at the University of Western Ontario from March 13-15, theOUSAGenera1 Assembly agreed on a focus for the coming term that

will see it poised to exert incredible influence on the Harris government. Highlights of the weekend included meetings with Dianne Cunningham, Minister of Inter-governmental Affairs, Dr. Davenport, President of UWO and of the Council of Ontario Universities and David Trick, Assistant Deputy Minister of Education for Ontario. Key issues for the weekend included provincial election strategies, key performance indicators for universities and quality improvement plans for tuition increases. The direction set over the weekend represents pragmatic and thorough consideration of the current political climate and the impact that OUSA can have on the Ontario government. Minister Cunningham and Dr. Davenport expressed concern that there was little public motivation to make the kinds of internal and funding changes needed in the university sector. Dr. Davenport noted that, “we seemed to be focused on the notion, as a population, that universities are good for

university students but they don’t have any application elsewhere.” According to Davenport, “we [the university community] haven’t done a good enough job in convincing society around us that they all benefit from university education.” OUSA continued by setting a plan of action to fill this need for political and public pressure to ensure the continued quality and accessibility of the university. Creative thinking and proactive policymaking were distinguishing characteristics in the discussion on key performance indicators. Key performance indicators or KPI’s are criteria used to analyze the performance ofan educational institutionand, in theprocess, hold them accountable for their public funding. Although KPI’s arecurrently not in place in the university sector, the Harris government has begun to use them in assessingpublic fundingofcommunity career colleges. OUSA has made it their goal to categorically oppose the institution of KPI’s and ensure the protection of the university’s

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autonomy. While OUSA feels this goal is realistic they carried on to set policy and criteria for KPIs, includingstudentinpur and no ties to funding, in fear they may one day be forced upon the university system, OUSA also set to work on creating a framework for the institution of Quality Improvement Plans (QIPs). QJPs are used by universities to j ustify tuition increases to the government. OUSA, through their framework, ensured that students will not bear the burden for unnecessary improvements but only for pivotal measures including faculty renewal, improving research facilities and access to resources. Other discussions throughout the weekend included lobbying for part-time participation in the Canadian Millennium Scholarships and the approval of an action plan for the provincial election. Robin Stewart commented, “it’s good to see OUSA take a pro-active approach to examining the problem of KM’s which will be a serious issue for Ontario universities in the years to come.”

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sion from the SLC management, but communication errors prevented the needed permission of the SLC’s board of directors from being obtained. Downing commented that “the right avenues were not pursued” for the use of the SLC, and he was not made aware that the permission of the SLC Board of Directors was needed. Downing continues, “I didn’t know this board existed.” Downing, a fourth-year English major and prospective filmmaker, stated “we put up signs at first, but people went through anyway. Then we put tables and chairs to blockthedoors because theguns being used [in the production] were real 9 mm Berettas, and even though the barrels were locked and we were firing blanks, there was a gas discharge of two to three feet, with the potential co maim, wound, and possibly kill. The actors were trained and procedures and precautions were in place to ensure no injury would take place to our people. The biggest problem would

ourseevaluations and other quality of teaching indicators will be the on the agenda at this weekend’s special academic roundtable being hosted by the Federation of Students, The roundtable is being held this Saturday, March 20, from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. in the SLC Multipurpose Room. The Feds are holding this event in hopes of creating wider discussion of the issue around campus and bringing together students and faculty to talkabout the issue. Measuring the quality of teaching is an area in which UW lags behind many other Ontario universities. While several insti-

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be if someone were to walk on to the set. We were really concerned for the safety of people walking on to the set, and possibly being hurt.” Cat2is Lupus stars nine actors and features over 40 extras, all members of the UW community. The movie’s premiere is set for March 29 at Fed Hall.

memberofthe universitycommunity who is interested in these issues. Coffee and lunch will be provided at no charge. Representatives from each faculty council and student society have been invited, as have representatives from the Federation ofstudents and WPIRG. It is only through joint initiatives such as this one that the university communitycancome together to tackle these difficult issues. I hope to see many of you at the event and I hope that you will take the time to examine the issues that we have so that we can ctrive to make IJW a better place to work and study. Anyone interested in further information can contact me, Robin Stewart, at ext. 2340.

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tutions have universal course evaluations whose results are offered on the web to the student body or published in free publications, UW still has evaluations that are widely different from faculty to faculty and largely unpublished. While moving to a more comprehensive system is a long process, events like the one on Saturday form important first steps down that road. Saturday’s roundtable will feature presentations from: Jim Kalbfleisch, UW VP Academic and Provost; Gary Griffin, Director of theTRACE Office; Fred McCourt, President of the Faculty Association and Milan Konopek, a representative of Queen’s University. The Federation ofStudentswouId like to extend an invitation to any

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Gov’t announces$36.3Minvestmentin UW research

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W research got a definite boost this week as Ontario’s Energy, Science and Technology Minister Jim Wilson made an announcement on Monday concerning the funding of three new projects. The government announced a $36.3 million investment in UW research. LJW President James Downey was definitely pleased with theannouncementcicingthat this will be a excellent opportunity for “universities and government to work together” alongwith “industrial parrners.” Waterloo made a joint bid with the UniversityofToronto and the result included a total of $67 million that wi1l be invested in advanced telecommunications technologies.

The majority of the money invested comes from the Ontario Research and Development Challenge Fund (ORDCF), which has committed a total of $19.5 million to create new Bell Canada University Laboratories ar the prospective universities. These new labs will provide leading-edge research in communications and computing. Additionally, Wilson believes that promoting advanced technology and training will “breathe new life into laboratories.” The purposeofthe ORDCF is to “promote world-class research of interest to the private sector and to help Ontario universities and ocher institutions build up their research capacity.” Wilson explains the importance of investing in higher education to mean that the “government recognizes and supports universities” and “bysupportingR&D, the Challenge Fund

benefits industry which directly benefits all of us.” In particular, at UW, the Challenge Fund will pay $573,000 towards a$1.7 million investment in high speed automated welding which will help “keep the best and brightest here in Ontario,” said Wilson. As an industrial partner in this venture, John Deere representative Bill MacGregor cited the importance of corn bining “industry and academia.” He stared that this investment will benefit areas such as student work experience, scholarships and knowledge of welding engineering techniques. In addition to these projects, Wilson also announced the funding of two new projects. A total of $1.5 million will be invested at UW and the UniversityofWestern Ontario tocreate two new research chairs in Computer Algebra. This project should bring additional prestige to UW, said Wilson. He believes it will attract “distinguished scientists in symbolic mathematics . . . and will make Southwestern Ontario the world centre for symbolic mathematical technology,” Finally, $1.9 million will be invested by the government, with an additional $3 million from the private sector to be spent on the Centre for Applied Cryptographic Research at LJW. Cryptographic research has grown in recent years, mainly encompassing high-level security. Before leaving UW, Jim

Wilson made a final announcement, providing the UWMidnight Sun solar race car team with a cheque for $5,000. In total, the investment from the provincialgovernmencand the private sector is “proof that investment in higher education does indeed pay,” noted UW president

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n the evening of Sunday, March 7, the Naturists of Waterloo (NOW) held their first clothing-optional swim in the PAC: pool. Twelve individuals chose to participate. The swim was quite a success and enjoyed by all. One of the manygreataspectsoftheclothingoptional swim was the fact the participation ratio was equal between both sexes. That’s right-six nude males and six nude females all having a great time in a completely relaxed, non-judgmental and nonsexual environment. This is representative of naturism worldwide, since naturism is actively participated in by people of all sizes, shapes, colours, religions and sexes without any feelings of being uncomfortable or out of place. While it is natural to feel some apprehension about participating in a co-ed nude environment, you needn’t feel this way. The swims are clothing-optional to allow people to warm up to the idea if they have any reservation about the idea of being nude in a mixed group of

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by Students Advising Co-op people. Some of us came to the pool nude, others in towels and qxciai to Lnp fin f some in bathing suits. After about 10 minutes, all agreed that it felt o, what Disco-opup to? That’s much more enjoyable and relaxwhat Students AdvisingCoing to be nude rather than being op (SAC) sat down to find out inhibited by the artificial barriers last Thursday, when nine memand constraints of clothing. bers of S4C’s advise co-op workWhat purpose does a bathing inggroup met with LJW’s Director suit really serve? It doesn’t cover ofCo-operative Education and Caor hide much ofyour body, doesn’t reer Services (CECS), Bruce keep you warm or dry and it feels Lumsden. terrible to wear after a swim when The department has considit’s wet. You don’t wear one when ered several changes to the co-op having a bath - and admit it, it process, including increasing the feels good. Why wear one when length ofwork terms, which is curyou swim? rently in demand among employThe Naturists of Waterloo’s ers, and adding to the 40@or so second clothing-optional swim will international work term positions take place on Sunday, March 28, currently available. from 8: 15 p.m. ro 9: 15 in the P,4C Access, co-op’s current compool and will be followed by a puter system, was introduced in social event. In the future, we are 1988 with “‘70s technology.” Applanning to participate in events proximately 16 months ago, the with the UniversiryofTorontoNaco-op department signed a conturists and the University of tract with Academic Software Inc., Guelph Nudists. a Texas-based software firm, to Thanks again to the lifeguards develop a web-based replacement who volunteered to work. Without for Access. After several delays, your help the swim wouldn’t have the first phase of the system is now scheduled for a September 1999 been possible. For more information on the launch. Naturists of Waterloo, please conIf all goes as planned, students tact na~urisCs_uf_waterloo will be able to enter their resumes fzi2yizhoo.cum. in the system, apply to jobs, schedule interviews and accept offers from their web browser. Several students at the meeringexpressed doubtaboutthedepartment’sability to deliver on time. They were alsoconcerned about the system’s lack of flexibility - as it stands, resumes are filled in via form fields and only limited customization is

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time.” The company had given rhe job to the first applicant and did not notify the other candidates, Studentsoften have difficult). finding jobs in relevant fields, especially chose in environmental engineering and AI-IS. Lumsden said there was “no strategy” to integrate university admission with job availability, and lamented the unresponsiveness of the admissions committee in dealing with this issue. Lumsdenwas reluctant to discuss salaries, describingco-op as a “laissez-faire” operation. The department attempts to provide companies who are unsuccessful in hiring students with feedback, but refuses to explicitly tell the employers how much students should be paid. Lumsden expressed concern over working conditions, reasoning that “the department is responsible to ensure students are treated well.” Co-op coordinators were the final sticking point for SAC. Duncan Mowbray, an -4pplied Mathematics student, noted that he had never had a co-ordinator visit on any of his previous work terms. Lumsden pointed out that contact is part of the co-ordinators’ job performance evaluation. SAC feels that CECS should actively seek input from students on coordinator performance. SAC believes co-ordinators should have additional motivation to develop jobs, perhaps on a commission system. Lumsden “[didn’t] know” if this was possible.

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Notice is hereby given of the General Meeting ’ of the Federation of Students, University of Waterloo A corporation under the laws of the Province of Ontario to be held at 7:oO p.m. on Thursday March 25, 1999 in the SLC Multipurpose agenda for this meeting will be as follows:

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1. Motion pursuant to By-Law 1, Article IVz “Be it resolved that the Federation of Students’ f&x be set at $24.75 per student effective September 1,1999? 2.

Motion to strike By-Law 4, Section B, subsection (viiii and to renumber subsequent items in this section accordingly:

Peer AssistanceLinks (PALS) Duties and Functions 1) To staff the PALSphoneline and respond to students’ concerns 2) To ensure that students are assistedby trained student volunteers 3) To advise students of who they should contact for assistancewhen they have request or concerns that go beyond the volunteers training 3.

Motion to amend By-Law 1, Section K, subsection 1, article b) as follows:

Membership [Policy, Procedure and By-Law Review Committee] 1) The Chairperson who shall be the President; one (1) member of the Board of Directors; e 2) at least two (2) voting members of Students’ Council; and 3) the Information Resource Manager. ex-officio. non-voting !a 4.

RatiiFlcation of the Federation Executive 1999-2000

Appointment of the 1999-2000 Board of Directors

Officers’

Adjournment

Report

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The agenda for this meeting is restricted 1 available in the Federation of Students’

I to the above items of business, for which proper notice hasbeen given. Proxyforms are (SLC 1102). These must be returned by 4:30 p.m* on Wednesday March 24, 1999.

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ast month, my father was telling me about an incident at the high school where he teaches. The school administration had vetoed yet another event being planned by the student council. As a protest, to signify how inconsequential and token they felt, the student council disbanded itself. I was reminded of that incident this week when the executiveofthe WBoard of Governors moved unilaterally to cancel the Federationofstudent rave event, planned for March 27. In the grand scheme of things, this is just one small incident, but it illustrates the patronizing attitude our administration still has towards students and our elected student government. Two reasons have been given for the trashing of the rave: 1) raves are associated with drug use; 2) there isanagreement in place that the Feds will not hold all-ages, open to the general public events. Neither of these holds much water. The first excuse is just plain and simple ignorant stereotyping. Universities are supposed to teach students to think before acting, to examine more than surface impressions before reaching a conclusion. Shouldn’t our administration set an example by doing that as well? The second excuse has a number of flaws. It is possible that the previous Fed executive made such an agreement. However, if it was so important, and if it was meant to be binding in perpetuity, thenit should have been w&m dowoln! There should have been a tangible doc,ument statingwhat was forbidden and which types Df events were to be included. The second problem: a blanketagreement like this should never have been made in the first place. Each event should be examined on its specific merits. Rules like this should never be made without the possibility of exceptions. In this specificcase, the Feds seemed to have appropriate measures in place to keep the event undercontrol: a large staff, security checks at the door and designated licensed areas of Fed Hall. Administration insists that this was “not a question of trust.” Itlj-a questionof trust. Administration hasstatedveryclearly that we students cannot be trusted to run events like this. We must be protected from ourselves. They know what is best for us. Perhaps most patronizing of all, however, was the way the decision was made. There was nocompromiseornegotiation. The decision was made, and Christian Provenzano and Keanin Loomis were called in and told what would happen. Granted, the adminofficials tried tomake a pretense of “discussion” about the issue. But no discussion would have changed the outcome and that is the most patronizing part of it. Administration pretends to include students in their discussions, just to make us feel like we are being ineluded. It’s just an illusion. In the end, administration shall do as administration will. It is not feasible for the Federation to do as the student council did at my father’s high school. However, some form of visible and pointed action is necessary on the part of the Feds to tell administration that 3urstudent government is more than just 1 token figurehead organization. These Jeople are elected by the students to be :he student voice, and students will not ;tand for being ignored or patronized.

A fewII Itudentr quickly finda wayto tomfiirtdespondent UWbarketball fanr. You do the learning, we’ll do the math

wish that Imprint would do a better job explaining to the reader how someone can amass a debt of $63,000 while going to university. So the cost oftuition went up during her time at university, big deal. Even if tuition was $2,500 a term (which it wasn’t when she was at school) to accrue a debt-load of$63,000 implies she went to school for something like 20+ terms. Ridiculous, But hidden in this $63,000 is the cost of living I imagine. And of course students should have free room and board while actending school? Someone who chooses to work out of high school should pay rent but for students it should be freethey should simply get a loan and then default on the loan, hence free mom and board. Ridiculous. The onlyclaimstudents have for reimbursement is from tuition, not from having to pay for rent or food. The most I would believe as a true forgivable debt-load for an undergraduate degree is something on the order of $20,000. With the facts as they have been presented I hope that our indebted friend remains on the hook for all her debt and pays it off as she, and all other students, should. I know it is so foreign to Canadians to have to be accountable for the decisions theymake. Ifgoingintodebtdoesn’tjustify going to school then don’t go. Get a job and save and then go to school. Life is unfair sometimes. Statements about a higher interest load on loans with longer amortization periods is simply untrue. The present value of the loan (the only value of interest) remains the same no matter the amortization period. I think some course in Actuarial Science must cover this advanced concept.

In conclusion, I reiterate that I hope Imprint will publish an article explaining how in the world someone can accrue $63,000 in debt while attending school. Include details please. Make it up if you have to.

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Feds

feel the need to write because: 1) A councillor is asking that Federation of Students be dismembered because the carporation is seemingly derelict; 2) Criticism continues to pour in over two referendum questions that have been settled; 3) Fed Hall finally has a buzz, but some are dissatisfied with our service; 4) Accusations of financial mismanagement, misleading accounting procedures and other improprieties are directed to the only administration in the last six years that will turn a profit; and 5)Oneofourstaffisbeinglambastedforhis hip hop and rap programming whilst no one supports our alternative programming and the local bands we promote at the Bomber. Not surprisingly, over the last several weeks I have becomecrestfallen, exasperated and thoroughly demoralized. Is it that the Federation of Students does not have its finger on the pulse of the very body it represents, or is it that an alienated minority is simply more vocal? Will anyone ever be happy.? Do we not meet the needs ofourcustomers, or is it simply those who complain that get heard? Even if you have moral, ethical or religious objections to your own corporation, is there not at least one business or service you have benefited from over the course of your tenure here at UW?

Since I intend to turn all the criticism into positive results, I will attempt to find the answers to these questions and more. Together with the Student Life Centre Manager, I plan to solicit a broad range of opinions on the businesses and services offered by both organizations. For all of you with constructive criticism, suggestions for improvement and ideas to share, this is your chance. This will offer us great insight and I’m sure will prove to be beneficial. I urge you to contact or visit the Turnkey Desk to sign up for one of the many sessions being offered over the nextcoupleofweeks. Lunch or dinner will be provided. Though it may seem to some that we are unreliable, I intend to show that we are not unresponsive. - Keunin Loomw Kite Pmidmt, Administration

and Finnnce

The forum pages alIow members of the University of Wa terloo community to Dresent their views on various issues through fetters to the editor and longer comment pieces. Letters should be no longer than 350 words in length. Space is also available. for ongoing columns, Contact the &&or fat more .: information, Let&r3 received via ekctronic mail must be kified with a si’&ature.“Send you f hxttefs to:Mmpd#Am~lQQ*# All material is subject to editing for brevity and clarity. The: editor reser~a the right to refuse to publish letters or a~ti&s wfrich are judged to be WeI tous 01 disckiminatovon the basisofgender, race, religion or sexual orientation. The opinions expressed in ccltumns, comment pieces, letters and other articles are strictfy those of the authors, not of

ImpriM

Ain’t no bugs on us

2K is a conspiracy brought about by the Canadian government. For years, the focus of conspiracy theorists has always been on the government of the United States of America. Led by the actor who played the “Fourth Generation Doctor Who” (the one with the woollen scarf), the Canadians hope to get their name on the conspiracy map. The prime goal of the YZK conspiracy is to make the general public look foolish. So far, this conspiracy is rolling very smoothly. Radio, television and printed ads flood the lives of Canadians every day. Frantically, men and women have been withdrawing money from their bank accounts and buying solar powered coffee makers. Clearly, this is a sad state of affairs. There is hope for the public sector though. Two groups have had enough and they are not going to tolerate this conspiracy propaganda any longer. After being looked upon as fools for years, the geeks in conjunction with the dweebs have constructed a robot of unbelievable magnitude. The robot’s name is Quasar 2000 and his objective is to smash a hole in the roof on Parliament Hill. After the hole is smashed, it is hoped that snow will pour into Parliament and crush all involved conspirators. The dweebs and the geeks feel that their plan is foolproof. The leader of this anti-conspiracy group was quoted, “Even though the nerds have notjoined our front, they believe that our army is strong enough to complete our objective. Any attempt to stop Quasar 2000 will be futile - he has lasers.” The government is hiding behind their “Doctor,” but what they do not realise is that he is fiction, these modern day heroes are fact. They cannot be stopped. They will not be stopped. The geeks and the dweebs will show the world that doing your homework on Friday night does pay off. Soon all will bow down to the four-eyed, pocket protector wearers.

Gratuitous prof plug

‘m not the most affluent writer and I’ve never written a letter to the editor before, but this is something I had to say after being so moved to action. By this time, most UW students have heard a rumbling about an excellent professor who teaches Introduction Economics classes by the name of Larry Smith. His teaching style and presentation skills have become some-

what of a legend. His ability to enthrall a classroom of 150 plus about the intricate workings of macro and micro economics, or any other subject he chooses to lecture upon, is unparalleled. But many don’t know what a truly exceptional person Larry is. Myselfandsixotherstudents stayed late after tonight’s class to question Larry about various issues of the course, macro economics and even a philosophical query about the state of the future economy. Larry unselfishly gave of his time for an hour and half until finally the cleaning staff kicked us out because we were getting in the way of their vacuums. His answers to our questions were insightful, thought provoking and sincere, not the usual one or two liners 1’m used to getting from other professors. He took the time to make sure we understood not- just what we asked about but the reasoning behind the answer. To some, this testament is nothing new; you’ve already been to one of his classes or had a professor who so inspired you to action. But for myself, in my third year at WW, this is a first and this singular conversation has made me think twice about UW and what it means to me. This university is more then a numbercrunching, homeworkspinning, exam writing place to get a degree. Its also a place where you can meet people iike Larry Smith whocan inspire you to achieve and really learn. Neat, eh!

you might dig back into that old war ches t of yours, provide us with some real “knee-slappers,” and ignite the Imprint Letters to the Editor section once again. To get things started, let me suggest a few topics which should get the vitriol flowing and the same time, be right up your alley: (1) What’s wrong with sex-ed in schools; (2)The horrors of anal sex (part deux); and (3) Masturbation: your problem and mine. Why don’t you be a sweetie and indulge us once again. -Eric

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Bitchslapologia

Church. I was simply refuting a couple of his weaker points pointing out that what he claimed, in my opinion, was not true at all. This was not done, as you say, toestablish my point, but simply to refute assertions I thought false. I was not attempting toestablish, as you seem toassen, that Christianity is “evil” or “bad,” or even that what those people did is in any way representative of its message. I merelywishedtopointoutthatthe examples given of the Church’s good work were, in this case, not true. That is all. Hey, I only interpret what I read in the paper. I’m not pulling stuff out of thin air. If you have another explanation of exactly what Mr. van der Breggen was trying to say, I’d love to hear it.

t the risk of turning this little - episode into some sort of patheticcontinuingsaga, I feel I must respond to Mr. Jiggins’ letter from of few weeks ago, which I feel contains several serious misrepresentations. First of all, he states: “I’m not sure why you argued Manr obviously didn’t support the crimes of Stalin when that was neither stated nor implied by Hendrik.” Ummm a. . which column were you reading? Mr. van der Breggen states: “The Marxist-Leninist philosophy of Joseph Stalin justified an estimated 40 million deaths.” (Apologk, Feb. 19). It’s pretty clear to me that his sentence is meant to imply that Marxist ideology supported the slaughter of Stalin. In fact, I don’t see any other way this sentence could possibly be interpreted. I’m not seeing a whole lot else in it. If you somehow see an alternate meaning, please enlighten me. Here we go again Indeed, if Mr. van der Breggen’s entire point was not to smear atheism and Marxism with the actions of S talin and Mao, why T am writing this letter to express mention them at all? Imy supreme disappointment Whynotpresentanargument with Hendrik van der Breggen’s clearly and objectively stating rearelatively new column, Apo~ogzk sons atheism is less valid than Sir, what happened to the swashChristianity? Why not? Because buckling old gay-basher who used his whole argument was implying to write scary stories about gay that Marxism, and therefore atherecruitment policies and the caism, caused the bloodletting of lamities which befall anal sexpracStalin and Mao and are therefore titioners? evil. TheImprint Forum used to fill I admit that Mr. van der with angry letters about whatever Breggen never actually says anynastiness had spilt from your pen in where that “all atheists are evil the previous week’s issue. people.” But to me, the message Now, sadly for me and many behind the statement “the fruit of others, you have stopped airing some atheisticworldviews account those views of yours which were for millions of lost lives” is pretty the material of many a good gufclear to me. faw. Have you been censored, or Those people were butchers; is it by choice that you have reand part of the reason they were verted to inane discussions on butchers is they were atheists. This whether or not God can move reis what I saw; this is why1 wrote in, ally big rocks, or whether acceptslamming Mr. van der Breggen’s ing contradiction is okay? argument. To the point, the change I Finally, I did not resort to us1 have observed in your writing is . ing the same type of argument condemned, as you state. I did boring me and depriving me of that wonderful laughter your earnothing of the sort. Mr. van der Breggen, in his last paragraph, nest moralizing always seemed able to provoke. presents some “evidence” for the Therefore, I am hoping that good deeds accomplished by the

van der Bait To the Editor,

do not consider myself a Christian. This allows me to view Hendrik van der Breggen’s column in a somewhat “external” way, perhaps unclouded by Christian dogma and preconceptions. His “Cumulative Case Argument” was unbelievably flimsy. Here’s an analogue of his argument, in a different situation: You’re standing in University Shops Plaza and you smell food. There are two hypotheses: H 1 is that PakMail serves food, HZ is that it doesn’t. You have evidence E 1 - you smell food. It could be coming from PakMail, but there’s a “remote”

possibility it couldn’t. E2 -you see food wrappers on the ground. They could have come from PakMail, but there’s a “remote” possibility they came from somewhere else. E3 - a food delivery truck enters the parking lot. I rz&dbe headed forPakMai1, but there’s a “remote” possibility it’s headed for another store in the plaza. As you can see, the arguments in favour ofvarious pieces of “evidence” are nonsense and are obviously clouded by the hope that PakMail serves food. Likewise, van der Breggen’s argument that it’s raining outside is clouded by his preconcieved notion that it is. It’s pretty clear that a bunch of remote possibilities added together don’t amount to much of an argument. Come on, Hendrik. A philosophy majorgrad student, no less -should be able to put something better together than this. And ifyou try to pull this same stunt with proving that God exists, you can be sure many more like me will come to the same conclusion: you’re full of shit.

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IMPRINT,

What is going on?!

question will be addressed by hundreds of southwestern Ontario youth when they gatherin thestudent Life Centrefora teachin on globalisation on Friday, March 26, at 7p.m. Dr. Tony Clarke will welcome the participants and set the tone for the weekend. “We are Going to be Involved: Youth Challenge the Movement” is the title of a panel discussion following the introduction. Included in the panel will be Maude Barlow of the Council of Canadians, Joel Harden from the Canadian Federation of S tuden ts, Buzz Hargrove from the Canadian Auto Workers Union and Stacey Papernickof the Metro Network for Social Justice. The discussion brings leadership from the social movement together with young people involved on the ground challenging corporate rule in Canada. Saturday morning, panel and workshops will discuss “What is Corporate Rule? How do we challenge it?” Roundtables will be established for high school students, youth workers and university/college students. After lunch the participates will come together from their home regions to discuss what they are doing and how they can work together. The teach in is sponsored and organized by Operation 2000, a project of the Polaris Institute, WPIRG and the Global Community Centre. Lots going on this term, get involved activate yourself!

volumes of pagan lore in an attempt to build their own tradition, for themselves and perhaps a few close friends. But it doesn’t stop there; there are dozensofotherPaganpaths. Herearejustafew: Asatru: Also known as the Northern Way. Aaith that works with theold Nordic Gods such as Odin, Loki and Thor. These modern day Vikings have a strong sense of honor, loyalty and family. I’m proud to have known one or two. Shamanism: Groups chat have attempted to reclaim old North and South American Native traditions, with some success. Note that in many cases these groups have both native andnon-native members, though some do still refuse entrance to nonnatives. Druidism: Those who have done their best to reconstruct theold waysofthe British Isles. Membership in this tradition is hard to get and the training program is demanding, but this path’s adherents are wise, practical humans. The beauty of this diversity is the fact

ike most other religions, Wicca is not one big homogenous unit. There are an astonishing number of splinters and sects within the Craft. Furthermore, it occurs to me that in my zeal to talk about Wicca, I may have neglected to mention my other Pagan brothers and sisters. While I wouldn’t go so far as to say we are all just different denominations of the same faith, there is a lot of overlap between us. I have already gone into some discussion ofwicca. Within Wicca, however, there are more than a few denominations. The single largest group is probably Gardnarian Wicca, a path based on the wricings of Gerald Gardner. Gardner was the first modem Witch to “stand up and be counted,” when his first book, Wi&nzft Today, was published in 1954. Even with the large number of Wiccan denominations today, Gardner is seen by many as the father of modern Witchcraft. Other groups include Alexandrian Wicca, a primarily Celtic path; Dianic, a feminist sect; Seax-Wica, a tradition with a Saxon basis; and Kitchen Witches, home and hearth Wiccans renown for their practicality. Another important group that needs mentioning are Solitary Wiccans (like me), those who subscribe to no particular tradition. Instead, solitaries read volumes upon

that

it is so widely

March

19, 1999

Books + fkeedom = gospel

the Ontario Environment Network will be presenting their Environmental Agenda for Ontario at the Spring Networking Meeting in Guelph. Over the past year, local, regional and provincial environmental and citizen action groups have worked together to assemble a positive and practical response to the increasing strains on our ecological and social foundations. The agenda is accompanied by ten research papers on major issue areas and is meant, in part, to spur further innovative thinking, The agenda is also an action tool. “The Agenda focuseschieflyon actions that should be taken or led by the provincial government as Ontario’s main authorityforprotectionand enhancement of the public interest. We hope the Agenda will indicate a more hopeful path and encourage initiatives by a host of participants.” “Putting the Environment BackOn the Election Agenda” is the title of the meeting, which starts Friday, March 19, ac 7p.m. at St. George’s Anglican Church and runs through to Sunday at noon. On Monday, March 22, WPIRG’s Annual General Meeting will be held in the Multipurpose Room at 5 p.m. Yearly reports will be given by the Board of Directors, staff and Action Groups. Financial report and audited statements will also be presented. Insupportofourstudents,agreatdinnerwill be available for only two bucks, tickets available in the office. What In the World is Going On? This his weekend

Friday,

tolerated.

There is very little infighting between W&an groups (although a Ii ttle bit here and there is unavoidable.) No one preaches “one true path,” each path is appreciated for it’s own merits. We are a people based on tolerance, and we extend this courtesy to all.

bjection: You can’t prove with 100 per cent certainty that the Christian God

exists. Reply: You’re right (Part 3 of 3). But, as I indicated in last week’s column, I thinka cumulative case argument can make accepting the Christian God hypochesi sutry reasonable. This week: a brief bibliography, for further inquiry. On the evidence for the universe’s first cause, see: William Lane Craig & Quentin Smith, 7X&m, A&&z, andBig&zgCosmuj0~ (1993); William Lane Craig, Reamable Faith (1994), Chapter 3. On the evidence for an intelligent designer, see: Michael J. Behe, Da~~~‘sB/&,#

Box: The Biodmicd (1996); William

&zlle~ge to Evolutiun

A. Dembski,

ed.&ienGrea-

lhm4kience, Fail8 B%ztdi9efttDesigtI( 1998); J.P. Moreland, ed., Td# ClrGation Hypksis: ScientifiG Evidmm for an Inrelligent Designer (1994); Nancy R, Pearcey & Charles B. Thaxron,T~~~ou~~~~~~ce(1994),Chapter 10. On the evidence for objective morality, see: Paul Chamberlain, Can We Be Gotd Without G&?( 1996); Louis P. Pojman, Edi~:~~~~ng~g~?un~W~ng~ 1999), Chapters 2 and 3. On the evidence for the mystery of human persons (especially their freedom), see: William Hasker,Metap/irsi~:C~~&tiingrz World View( 1983), Chapter 2; Peter van Jnwagen,&fd@ysics (1993), Chapter 11. On the evidence for Jesus’ physical

avid Suzuki’s talk the other day has put me more in touch with the environmental side of my personality. It made me realize that when David Suzuki has bad dreams; his dreams are about my car. When he gives speeches and he criticizes “people” for driving oversized cars, I’m the guy he means. My car is thesam&&nce between the consumption of large quantities of petrochemicals and the emission of large quantities of greenhouse gas. There is a permanent hole in the ozone layer six feet wide that sits directly above my car, wherever it happens to be on the earth. Even though at this time in my life, I’m a bit of a terrorist against the environment, the truth is that I really hate cars. I think I started hating cars when I first lived in Toronto and I got runover two or three times a week while riding my bike. I hate the way that cars dominate the road with noconcern for the lives of cyclists. Just today some yuppy in his ugly SUV actually rolled down his window at a stoplight and tried to give me abuse for supposedly cutting him off, while he drove his ten-ton shitbox through town, spewing crap out his exhaust pipe and into my lungs. Me. On a bike, Cut&m off. I’m sure mea&the bike weigh scarcely 200 pounds. I wonder why he got so angry when I spat at him through his open passenger window. When 1 thinkabout it, there were a few

resurrection, see: Craig, Remonable F&h, chapters 4-8; R. Douglas Geivett & Gary R. Ha bermas, eds.,ln Lk@wufMimdes:A Cumprehensive Case for God’s Action in History (1997); Gary R. Habermas, T& Hisfomira/ Jesus:Atlcient Evidencefur the Life of Ch-isf (1996). On all of the above (plus more), see: Norman L. Geisler, Baker Emychpedia of

Chtistiun Apologetics( 1999). Whether a person chooses to believe in God is a deeply personal decision which, I believe, rests ultimately between that person and God. I believe, too, that such a decision should be arrived at freely, in an intellectual milieu wherein positive as well as negative evidence can be openly investigated. Consequently, I defend free inquiry, civil discussion, plus every person’s right to believe in a God or Gods other than the Christian God or in no God at all. (For the record, I have a brother who is a Baha’i, friends who are agnostics, academicmentors who are atheists, a friend who is a Muslim, plus a new friend -and fellow columnist -who is a Wiccan. I would lay down my life to defend the freedom of these persons to believe as they do). Nevertheless, I also believe that there isgood evidence for thinking that thechristian God exists, that faith in Jesus as Lord and Saviour is very reasonable and that Jesus’ message of God’s love is wonderful newsworth checking ou t. That’s why I write Apologia.

painful childhood memories involvingcars. My parent’s cars have always been somewhat ofan embarrassment. When I was 13, a few of my friends came over to my house to find ourvolkswagen Rabbit being painted.. . with a roller. That took some explaining. Then there is my father’s present car (I hope he never reads this) that I am forced to drive occasionally, but that I have refused to drive lately, since the mysterious removal of the passenger seat. 1985 station wagon. 450 thousand kilometers. No dash. That’s right, tzo dash. No interior carpets. Body panels heavily fiberglass reinforced. Large CB radio aerial, broken. Rust: plentiful. Baby blue. Large red gas can always in trunk. 6 gallons of spare oil. 2 salt bags. Tire treads. Safety blanket. YZK survival kit... On Sunday night, I escaped from school at 2 a.m. to find both door locks on my car frozen. The long walk home in the cold gave me ample opportunity to dwell on how stupid my car is, and how much I hate cars in general. Maybe the enviro-gods were punishing me for being such a terror. r

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What’s in your dinner today? by Jennifer Holdner speu’a/ to fmpht

n the fast paced world of “eat and run” there has been a trend for the food industry companies to make foods which require little effort or time. Most of these prepared or semi- prepared meals in a box contain preservatives, colourings and otheradditiveswhich make things like ‘fettuccini alfredo’ taste better and last for years in the cupboard. Unfortunatelymanyofthese additives may have serious side effects that consumers should be aware of, Here is a summary of some of the more common preservatives in foods.

MSG (MonosodiumGlutamate) MSG is an amino acid that brings out the flavour by activating taste buds, allowing food producers to reduce the amount of real flavouring or ingredients, making Studies have shown that some people are allergic to MSG. Reactions can include headaches, nausea, burning sensations in the back of the neck, wheezing and difficulty breathing, all of which are increased in the situation of an allergy. MSG is not hard to find. Many oriental and nonoriental restaurants use it and it’s commonly ‘found in soups (Campbell’s uses it frequently), salad dressings, chips, frozen dinners, Lipton’s pastas, and HVP (hydrolyzed vegetable protein).

Olestra (olean) Olestra is a fat supplement made from polyester which is not absorbed by the body and is therefore suppose to help people lose weight+ Olestra attaches itself to the body’s nutrients and carries them along on the way out of the body. It has also been proven to cause diarrhea, abdominal cramps, anal leakage, blindness and brain swelling, It also reduces the body’s ability to absorb fat-soluble cartenoids which apparently help reduce the riskof heart disease and cancer. Though olestra was apmoved bv the FDA ( Food and Drug Administration) manufacturers are not allowed to call their products “fat free.” Olestra is a fat substitute in somechips (Pringles) and crackers.

the discolouration of dried fruits, frozen potatoes and “fresh shrimp.” People who have asthma are more prone to be sulfite sensitive and may suffer more asthma attacks when ingesting sulfites. According to the FDA, one in 100 people are sulfate sensitive and there have been at least 12 known deaths caused by sulfites. Sulfites can be found in processed potatoes, dried fruit-especially apricots -and wine.

Sodium nitrate and sodium nitrite (for all the meat lovers) Sodium nitrates are used by meat processors to stabilize the red colour in cured meets and give them flavour. Without them hot dogs and bacon would look gray. Studies have linked nitrite and nitrates with various types of cancers found in pregnant women and children. The meat industry justifies its use of nitrates and nitrites because it prevents bacterial growth, as does freezing or cooking meat! Fortunately, new methods have been developed and the use of nitrate and nitrates has decreased. Bacon, ham, lunchmeats, hot dogs, and corned beef all contain sodium nitrate.

Aspartame (artificial

sweetener, Nutra-Sweet)

Equal or

Aspartame is used as a sugar substitute in many “diet” drinks and sweets. Its made of amino acids, methanol (a known poison) and pherylakanine. Effects on the body may include dizziness, headaches, hallucinations, epileptic seizures and menstrual problems. Aspartamame is found in “diet” foods and drinks, “sugarless” products such as gum and low-calorie frozen desserts,

Saccharine ( Sweet

‘N Low)

Saccharine is another artificial sweetener which causes bladder cancer in animals and has been associated with high risk of cancer in humans. In 1977, the FDAproposed that saccharine be banned. Though it has not been banned, products containing saccharine have warning labels.

BHA (Butylated Butylated

and BHT Hydroyandisole

and

Hydroxytoluene)

Sulfites (sodium sulfite, sodium and potassium bisuIfite, sodium and potassium metabisulfrte) Sulfites

are used to prevent

BHA and BHT keep foods containing oils and fats from going rancid. The World Heath Organization considers them carcinogens. BHA and BHT are not necessary

in foods and can safer chemicals These additives real packaging, cracker packaging Triscuit Crackers) Granola Bars.

be avoided by like Vitamin E. are found in cepotato chips, (Christie Brand and Quaker

Colorings (Blue

1 and 2; Red 2,3 and 40; Yellow 5 and 6)

Red 3 has caused thyroid tumours in rats, according to the FDA, which has recommended that the colouring be banned. Yellow S has been known to cause mild allergies in aspirin sensitive people. Yellow 6 may have links to cancer and tumours of the adrenal gland and kidney and may also cause allergic reaction Most food dyes are found in junk food, candies, Kraft Dinner and soft drinks. Maraschinocherries, found in fruitcocktails, contain Red 3.

Campus

Food

The soups on campus are Campbell’s soups and contain MSG. For all you vegetarians out there, you may be interested in knowing that Campbells’s “vegetable” soup is made with beef broth. Chop Sticks - in the Davis Center - also uses MSC in its noodles and vegetable dishes. Residence food isn’t as bad as one might think. Vl and V2 make most of their meals at the cafeteria -as opposed to frozen - and accordingto thecooks, donotcontainany additives or preservatives except for the caramel colouring in the gravy. V2 had one incident where they had chicken which contained MSG and immediately returned it. The village vegetarian food is supplied frozen by Le Commencial and does not contain additives either. Instead it contains healthier

ingredients such as organic tofu and extra virgin olive oil. Much of the research done is inconclusive and has strong biases. Therefore, it is hard be sure of the side effects in many foods, especially those that may be linked to cancer. Since some studies are fairly recent, cumulative effects are not yet known. Not all additives are necessarily bad for you. Glycerin (mainrains water content), citric acid or sodiumcitrate (acid flavoring), Alpha tocopheral (Vitamin E - prevents oils from going rancid), ascorbit acid (Vitamin C - keeps the red color of cured meats) and sodium benzoate are all safe food additives. So next time you’re buying food, read the labelsit’s amazing the stuff you’ll find. For more information visit the Center for Science in the Public Interest(CSPI)Canada websiteat Irstp:~~WWW.GSpspinet.otg

The universe continuesto wonder and shock by Simon lmpdnt5tti

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to pop in and out of existence constantly throughout space for such a short time that they cannot be observed, are responsible for the expansion effect. The “vacuum” energy from these particles could be associated with Einstein’s discarded cosmological constant (originally part of his theory of relativity). Unfortunately, if this was true,

cience is based on the principle that we never really know what the hell is actuallygbingon out there. Ourancestors used to believe that the earth was surrounded by rotating spheres attached to the stars, planets and sun. Now we know that we actually live in anexpanding universe governed by complicated physical laws. Recent developments, however, are keeping cosmologists on their toes. The good old big bang theory ran into some problems this year. It turns out that maybe that the expansion of the universe isn’t slowingdown - it’s speeding up! Sa@tiusDwarfisinourmidst. This causes big http://antwrp.gsfic.nasa.gov/apod/ap9802 problems for traditionai theories that don’t contain nearly enough by current estimates vacuum energy would be about 120 times energy to cause this kind of acceleration+ larger than the total amount of energy in all the universe’s matter. According to the January 1999 That’s way too much energy X&W~Q~ Amwican, in such an space would expand so fast you “open” universe there must be wouldn’t even be able to see your some yet unknown factor that is own hand because the light would causing this expansion. One theory never reach your eyes. is that “virtual” particles, which In even worse news, in Deare known in quantum dynamics

cember,~~~~~GAmerri-an reported that our precious Milky Way is involved in a galactic space accident. Colliding with us is the small galaxy called the Sagittarius Dwarf. The reason no one ever noticed it before was because it is ten thousand times smaller than the Milky Way and hidden behind the massive bulge in the : center of our galaxy. Unfortunate ly, that bulge hides a lot of things since it’s hard to see through so many stars, so there is a massive galaxy-shaped hole in our picture of the universe. Are we missing the greatest wonders that the universe has to offer? No one knows. We’re also on a collision course with nearby Andromeda galmy, but don’t worry: that won’t happen for another four to five bil16. html lion years. With all these collisions, is there any danger? Apparently not: there’s so much empty space in a galaxy that stars rarely collide. In addition, most of the action and star formation takes place in the hot center of the galaxy. Out in the suburbs, where we’re located, things are pretty quiet. So relax, and enjoy the quiet life in an ever-accelerating universe.

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modern television - the picture in 1897. Karl Ferdinand Braun, of ture rate of 10 frames per second. is converted into a series of picture the University of Strasbourg, had In France, some time later, the elements. the idea of placing two electro“Semivisor” appeared. It also used ur senses are assaulted Paul Nipkow of Germany apmagnets around the neck of the 30-line scanning and was built by every day by the attracplied for a patent covering another tube to make the electron beam Rene Bartholemy. tion of the visual message image scanning system in 1884. It move horizontally and vertically. By 1930, a number of researchof the television, yet few people was to use a rotating disk with a On the fluorescent screen the ers independently developed the ever stop to wonder at how this series of holes arranged principle of interlaced “foundation” of socia1 society ever in a spiral, each spaced scanning, which involves came about. fromthenextbythewidth exploring first all the oddIn 1873, Ireland, a young telof the image. A beam of numbered lines, followed egrap h opera tar, Joseph May, dislight shining through the by the even-numbered covered the photoelectric effect. holes would illuminate lines: this technique Selenium bars, exposed to suneach line of the image. avoids flicker. Industry light, showed a variation in resistHis system involved the developed techniques to ance.Therefore, variations in light light beam. It’s intensity achieve a very great intensity would therefore be transdepended on the picture vacuum in tubes. Receivformed into electrical signals, element and was coners wi ch cathode-ray tubes meaning that they could be transverted into an electrical came onto the market in mitted. signal by the cell. At the 1933. Initially, the spot of The photoelectric effect was receiving end, there was light produced on the fluodemonstrated in Boston in 1875. an identical disc turning rescent screen was made George Carey introduced a sysat the same speed in front to substitute for the light tem based on the exploration of of a lamp whose brightbeam in the Nipkow sysevery point in the image simultaness changed according tem neously; a large number of phototo the received signal. A complete transelectric cells are arranged on a After a complete rotamission system was prepanel, facing the image, and wired tion of the discs, the ensented at the 1931 Berlin to a panel carrying the same number tire picture had been RadioShow and was subscanned. If the discs roofbulbs. sequently used for all telIn France, in 1881, Constantin tated rapidly - in other evision films. The procSenlecy published asketch detailwords if the successive ess posed enormous probing a similar idea in an improved light stimuli followed lems when applied to real quickly enough one afform; two rotating switches were scenes because the light proposed between the panels of beam had to operate in a ter the 0th~ the eye no Inthegood old days,.. cells and lamps and, as these turned longer perceived them as darkened environment. A at the same rate, they connected individual picture elehttp://www.mzW.corn process known as the “in- _ merits. Instead, the entermediate film” system each cell, in turn, with the corresponding lamp. With this system, tire picture was seen as if it were a movement of the electron beam provided a roundabout solution to all the points in the picture could single unit. had the effect of tracing visible this problem fora numberofyears. be sent one after the other along a The cathode ray tube with a lines on the screen. A Russian sciScenes were shot on film and this fluorescent screen was invented entist, Boris Rosing, suggested this was immediately developed and single wire. This is the basis of might be used as a receiver screen scanned by a disc or flying spot and conducted experiments in scanner. 1907, in his laboratory in Saint As a follow-up to an idea he Petersburg. had in 1923, Vladimir Zworykin As early as 1908, the Scots(an assistant of Rosing) invented man A. A. Campbell Swinton outthe “Iconoscope,” which was a lined a system using cathode ray globe-shaped cathode-ray tube. It contained the first photoelectric tubes at both sending and receiving ends. This was the first purely mosaic made from metal particles electronic proposal. The methods applied to both sides of a sheet of proposed by Nipkow and mica. This first camera tube was Campbell Swinton were at the time more compact than the disc, easier theoretical ideas only. The availto use and more sensitive. able cells were not sensitive The electron beam, which Interested in a career in technobgy? Make Centennial enough and they reacted too slowly “visits” the elements of the moyour next move. Not only will you enhance your- resumi with to changes in light intensity. The saic at a considerable speed, colpractical experience, but you mayw dso be eligibl signals were very weak and amplilects from each point all the photoadvanced standing transfer credits for your sec0 fiers had not yet been invented. electriccharge which has accumuIn 1925, an electrical engilated there since the last visit, university courses, Considu these progrcrms: neer from Scotland, John Logie whereas in the mechanical systems Baird, exhibited an apparatus the photoelectric cell receives the Environmental Biological Tee hnology/ + +!j& which reproduced a simple image, light from each point only during Protection Industrial Microbiolom . _,---~-- Technology in fact, white letters on a black the very short period while it is Binefit from a multidisciplinary Gain applied microbiology skills background, at a distance. It was actually being scanned. Zworykin approach, integrating chemical, m food, daiv, pharmaceutical and biological and civil engineering quality control microbiology not really television because the presented the first prototype technology * Study microbial genetics, two discs, which served to transmit iconoscope at a meeting of engiLearn through hands-on projects, biarechnofogy, environmental and neers in New York in 1929. The the image and to reproduce it, were laboratory tests and field studies systematic microbiology apparatus was built by RCA in mounted on the same shaft. HowBenefit from co-op and industry * Co-op work placement option is ever, Baird did effectively dem1933. It scanned the image in 120 work placements available onstrate that the principle of suclines, at 24 frames per second. Study urban ecology, Auto CAD, Qualify for leading industry and In England, Isaac SchGnberg cessive scanning could be applied hazardous waste, GE mapping, government jobs led developments in the EM1 in practice. He did it again in 1926, bioregionalism, integrated entironDiploma recogriired for specialcompany on a camera tube similar in his laboratory, with the first transmental research ization in industrial microbiology to the iconoscope. This was the mission of a real scene -the head and chemistry. Qualify for careers with respected Emitron and it had certain advanof a person. companies across Canada. tages over its rival. SchGnberg was The picture was scanned in 30 aiming at a greater number of Zincs lines, with five full pictunzs every Call (416) 269:5000, ext. 2293 for more information. than that of RCA; the target was second. Similar machines were Or visit us on the Web at www.cencol.on.ca 405 lines.In 1929, Baird convinced built in Germany. Denes von Mihaly presented a smaller appathe BBC that it should make television transmission outside norratus at the Berlin Radio Show in mal radio programming hours US1928. It was called the “Telehor.“The picture was ing a 30-line system giving 12% frames per second. He marketed scanned with 30 lines, but ata pic-

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his first disc receivers, known as “televisors.” He steadily improved his equipment, increasing the scanning to 60, 90, 120 and even 180 lines. In France, Ren6 Bartholemy embarked on the development of a particular variant of the disc. During 1931, he gave twodemonstrations, involving 30-line tfansmission and reception, which brought him considerable recognition. Bartholemy’s system, which had been tried by certain German engineers, had a mirror drum instead of a disc with holes. In March 1935, a television service was started in Berlin (180 lines per frame, 25 frames per second). Pictures were produced on film and then scanned using a rotating disk. Electronic cameras were developed in 1936, in time for the Berlin Olympic Games. In November 1935, celevision broadcasting began in Paris, again using a mechanical system for picture analysis (180 lines per frame, 25 frames per second). In the same year, spurred on by the workofSch6nberg, the EnilIcompany in England developed a fully electronic television system with 405line definition, 25 frames per second, and interlace. Because the 240-line mechanical scanning system pushed the equipment to the limit and suffered from poor sensitivity, the balancethusswunginfavourofthc all-electronic 405-line sysrcm which was finally adopted in England in February, 1937. The same year, France introduced a 455line all-electronic system. Germany followed suit with 441 lines; this standard was also adopted by Italy, The iconoscope was successful. It was sensitive enough to allow outdoor shooting. The people of Berlin and Leipzig were able to see pictures from the Berlin Olympic Gamesand viewingrooms, known as Femseiktuben, were built for the purpose. The first public television service was inaugurated in New York in 1939 with a 340-line system operating at 30 frames per second. Two years later, the United States adopted a 525line60 frames per second standard. The first transmitters were installed in the capital cities (London, Paris, Rerlin, Rome, New York) and only a small proportion of the population ofeachcountry was therefore able to benefit. Plans were made tocover other regions. When the warwas over, broadcasts resumed in the national standards fixed previously: 405 lines in England, 441 lines in Germany and Italy, 455 lines in France. Research showed the advantages of higher picture definition, and systems with more than 1000 lines wc;rc

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aybe it’s because I’m not a 6’ foot tall waif, but I just don’t buy che hype.. W31y are emaciated women held up as symb.ols of beauty in today’s society?..Why does this socjety chaetr, adrn& extreme rhinness over health and .:air-brushing over nanJra.lbeauty? I hsve had ~~oq$. This. supplement is for womeln, and men of alI shapes, si&s (nof m mention race of religi& who are sick af seeing publications which define beauty for us.

Imprintappfauds scuc&nts mcampus wh~appreciateth&mselves for who they are, not fur their clothes. This fashion supplement shows how much UW students allow their clothing to reflect their personalities and how they wear what they want with confidence. There is a lot of natural beauty here on campus - regardless of the styles or sizes of clothes. We celebrate thatnatural beautythe un-cut, un-airbrushed version. We at Imprint hope you enjoy the next few pages of real people doing real things with confidence.

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hat’s wrong with fashion? Nothing. Unless you’re pro-uniform, it’s really hard to be anti-fashion (unless you’re over 55, then it’s just fashion apathy). After five years at a Catholic high school, you can rest assured I’m anti-uniform. This anti-uniform stance, not coincidentally, is why I have such a problem with what currently passes as fashion. Today’s clothing is a fine example of the fact that people love uniformity. A classic example of this uniform thinking is the “make-over” talk show format. You know, the “You dress too sexy / freaky / stupid / hippy / crazy, and it’s causing me grief,” show. The conservatively dressed talk show host(ess) ushers out a group of people who don’t look like anybody else. They are distinct individuals making a radical statement about who they are through their clothing. They are bothering their relatives and friends. They are laughed at and

heckled. They are called freaks. they actually like them, not just “Never Fear!” says the brave and because everybody else is wearhonourable talk ing them. show host(ess), __ Somehow I uwe have some doubt that 9110 ofthefinestfashof the populaion designers in tion really find the business the “swoosh” who will give aesthetically iryou misunderresistible. stood misfits Ifyou’fe into some real mass producclothes!” They tion, you’ve are applauded gotta love the for taking a Gap. Once we brave step forare all wearing ward. During a khakis does short commeranyone actually cial break (The believe we’ll Levis, Gap, break into radiCalvin Klein) cal swing dancour individuals ing routines? are converted That corpointo clones; alratlon must febeit wonderful, alize they are fashionable Iamstyle. producing more clones. I would photo by janice Jim clones than all love to believe, the genetic eneven forjust one gineers on the second, that the legions of Nikey planet combined, and copies at a Hillfingers uut there like the speed Xerox could ever hope to clothes they are wearing because reach. That realization would ex-

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-\ ashion is meaningless. 4 Fashion is superficial. Fashion is prcxentious. Fashion is drivel that cloaks your body And it’s everywhere. Not a day can go by where you won’t think about your clothes. It’s inevitable-it’s just nor:typicA to walk around naked. Maybe you won*t think about your clothes a lot, or even seriously. Rut you will think about them whether it’s searching for something clean to wear or discovering the ultimate new uend. But recognize that your clothes do say som~&~g about you. They may not say any+ thing significant, or for that matter. anything remotely interesting, but how you present yourself forms an initial impression on people. A word ofadvice: never surrender to the snotty fash im d;vas who shallowly claim haute couture is what definesan individual. Stand proud in your jogging pants, your acid wash or your spandex . . . if you must,

s I wander around campus, I am completely appalled by the lackof fashionsense so many people display. I soon realize that, on average, one out of ten UW students are wearing jogging pants. One does not have to follow the motto, “fashion over function,” butEthinkpeopleshouldmakean attempt tolook like they care about what their clothes say about them. Ifyou wake up in the morning and throw on a pair of jogging pants, you mightaswellpucasignonyour forehead saying, “I just don’t care anymore.” I have heard all of the excuses: “but they’re comfortable,” “I have to do laundry” and “I was in a rush this morning.” These excuses are lame and pitiful. Jeans are even better than big, bulkyjoggingpants. Longskirts are more comfortable than jeans or jogging pants. So why do people insist on showing a lack of concern when it comes

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abused. Why do you think they are calledj&$ngpants? Don’t get me wrong, they do serve a very important function in today’s society, they serve a purpose - jogging, hence the name. So please, by all means, wear them when you are about to go for a quick jog around the block or about to go to the gym to workout. But I wish people would refrain from wearing them on a daily basis. When you wake up, instead of pulling on your old faded, baggy sweat pants, take two seconds and think about the message that you are sending out to people. Do you really want to show the world that you are one big walking fashion fuux-pas? Put some thought into it, make it fun, express your individuality. Fashion is not supposed to be some tedious, stressful experience that forces you to give up and wear your pajamas to class. So, next time you get the urge to do something silly like throw on jogging pants, (gasp!), don’t. Take your time, think it through, leave the jogging pants on r;he floor and put on something decent for God’s sake.

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plain their “Now that’s original,” advertising campaign featuring Queen Latifa, Kenny Wayne Shepard, and LL Cool J* Hope you can rap of play guitar, ‘cause there ain’t nobody going to notice you for your “original” Gap clothing. Now &J~‘J original. The Gap could take lessons from another chain - Benneton. If you’re producing boring, generic clothes, the best plan is to take the emphasis off the clothes with an advertising campaign bitsed entirely on shock vaIue. I’m not entirely sure that I’ve ever seen a pair of Benneton pants, but I’ve seen a pile of their crappy ads. I hope it’s obvious that I’m not anti-fashion, just anti-conformity. I would love to see some more original people on campus, but of course that would just make them targets for make-overs. Oh well, I guess if somebody’s got to be made-over we should turn freaks into clones -if only for the interests of expediency and efficiency. I wouldn’t even want to attempt the mass production of millions of individuals.

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ow do you play it safe? Imagine back to the first day of university: you are sitting on the floor of your spanking new-to-you res room, sufrounded by piles of discarded clothes. What do you wear? Nowadays, you have more confidence. You look around to others in your class and see them sportinganythingfrom track pants to baby-doll dresses. You figure that you can wear preq much anything you want and not look out of place. After all, you’re at Waterloo now. Academics prevails over all, including fashion. And we students are confident enough with our iden-

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tity to wear jogging pants and be proud. Hell, you wouldn’t even bother changing your clothes at all if the smell didn’t hit you in the face. Butforthoseofyououtthere that are still timid about what to wear, we at Imprint have compiled a list of the most commonly admired looks on campus. Feel free to read, absorb and imitate these styles for spring.

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007lMENSLE TOWY Thrift store never dies donned a long tight-fitting black number, the type you might conceal a shotgun under. Nice. I wandered over. Dave had singled out a brown wool coat that zipped down the front. He tested the fit in front of the mirror, “Do I look like a sheep farmer, orwhat?” he said greedily. Dave had an evil look in his eye, like a man possessed. “Four bucks.” He nodded with a quiet maniacal approval.The jacket was laid on the “maybe” pile on the floor. From there, I watched as a number of heavily “retro” shirts were re trievcd from a group of discount bins in the “Mens” section.

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The excursion -l‘hc bright sun refkoted off the disco ball that hangs from the rear view mirror of my car and jittery squares of silver danced across the burgundy interior. My friend SUM was riding shotgun; Dave was in the back.I SL]'"iJltd.I had been i;ghting ;r headache all day. the result c~f m): ha\Gg gotten quite sllipwxckcd the night before. 3*x Imprint: So what’s on your mind rig11 t now, Dave? David Croft: Nothing. I: Nothing?Anythingyou’re looking for in particular? D: U’crus~~ That’s the thing with the Goodwill. You have to go in with an empty mind. You can’t be in a mood. An empty mind and.. . 75 cents. I: 75 cents?

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I had been schooled. I considered the idea of an empty mind, hmm . . . We parked illegallyoutside the Goodwill and, admitting defeat, I set Dave loose with a tenner on the doorstep and shuffled across the street in search of some legal drugs. “You got a headache?” my drug dealer asked me. “Yeah,” I said, as I downed the good stuff with a gulp of Mountain Dew. “Thanks.” By the time I was backat Goodwill, the drugs had started to kick in and I felt human again. Dave had wasted no time. On the other side of the store, I could see that Sam had gotten to the coats. She had

*t# I: Do you have any moral objections to wearing this sruff Dave? D: (Disinw~xten) What? I: Well, you know, the only reason it’s here is because someone died in that shirt.. . Dave chose to ignore that comment altogether. When the reply did not come, I decided it was time to get to work myself. Sam had found a peach t-shirt and pulled it off the rack. It read, “Ricardo’s Little Goobers: ONTARIO PEANUTS,” with a picture of three peanuts with arms and legs and fidccs. 1 tried it on. A perfect fit. Sold! Nest was a white polyester deal with a Johnny collar. A little tight. D&initely~~clu b shirt. “Sam! Does this make me look fat?” I decided to wear it while I looked for more cushion. I felt as if I was gaining momentum. Dave was wearinga light green, short-sleeved shirt: with a 1970s collar. If it wasn’t so sssmokin’, it would have been putrid. All of a sudden I was humbled in the presence of his fashion bravado. To anyone else, it would have been just another putrid, green v-neck. But it takes a keen eye to dig up the real fashion treasures at Goodwill. As Daveadvanced towards the area marked, “Men’s Pants $3.25.” I decided to get some more answers. +wt

Nice move. I noticed Dave had pulled what looked like a train conductor’s hat out of one of the bins. Thick cotton with vertical blue and white stripes. The yellow badge on the front had a picture of a steam engine making its way to the crest of a small hill, amid lush mountain greenery. It was lettered, “Smoky Mountain Railroad.” I seized it and put it on. It’s poofy cop rested eight inches above where my head ended. SmokyMountain, eh? The sound and the fury continued. Dave rescued a stretchy green and white checkered wool blend golf shirt. Again it had a heavy artillery collar. All this and short sleeves for $3.25. Spring is around the corner, Too tight. Abandoned. I picked it up and tried it on. Cha-thing! Next! Dave laid two more pairs of cords over a mound of clothing and examined the stitching intensely, for signs of quality. “These ones are Rustlers, I’ve heard good things about Rustlers.” Sam had picked out a brown skirt. “It’s Le Chateau,” she commented, obviously impressed. Dave, Sam and I made it over to the counter with our meretricious wares. “Bonjour,” I said to the sales person, “Ah! Vous parlez francais?” she said, delighted. “Oui,” j’ai repondu. “Ca fait onze et trente cinq.”

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while taking shelter from the wind in his black van. “Good,” I said. “Because these are clothes for real life.” Dave snaked out of the van and slid on a chic pair of black glasses. The wind rippled the thin brown fabric of his chemise. Dave was ready to conquer Waterloowith style.

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II l’mminder: He is a 23 year old ES student in his third year. His future is undecided.He is extroverted and listens to The Tragically Hip. He is probably “dating” a couple of different girls with no commitment. If he and I went on a date, he’d probably take me to a scenic conservation area. I’d say he spends about $150 a month on clothes and he shops for himselfor gets his girl to help him. By examining his outfit more closely, he is not as “thrifty” as he might look at first. I bet he shops at Value Village, Walmart or some skater stores. Clothes are important oniy in’ so far as they are functional, fashion is not a consideration. He’s a very ‘grab and go’ type of guy. n XIX: A casual attire and an obviously well-practiced approach to sitting suggest a relaxed lifestyle. He is in the first year of a Math program. Making plans to snowboard on the weekend is a majorcommitment for him, though he is somewhat committed to pursuing his interests of reading comics, hanging out with friends and listening to seriously loud music. Although he is outgoing with his friends, he is shy with girls and does not have a girlfriend. His wardrobe is not a bigdeal in his life, but his clothes are significant in the sense that they enable him to express his personality. If he has one, he lets his girlfriend pick his clothes and determine his style. Failing that, his mother’s taste isn’t bad. n Lax~ He is a frosh, new to the hustle and bustle of university life, lost in the Arts faculty. You can tell he enjoys fine literature (he takes his Curious George with him everywhere). He probably likes the outdoors, camping and stuff. Helooks like he tunes into 102.1 on the reguiarbasisandiscaughtupinthe mainstream ‘alternative’scene. He looks like a sweet, innocent, naive individual and is probably sensitive. He probably has a girlfriend who he is very close to.

l I’%rrninder: He is a 22 year old, second year Ret and Leisure studies student. His goal for the future is to build his portfolio with free newspaper shots in hopes of launching his modelling career. He spends hisspare time doing his hair, is very extroverted, and listens to rave and jungle music, as well as The Tragically Hip. I would guess that he has a girlfriend and if we were to go on a date, he would want to go shopping and advise me on how to dress and do my hair. On this date, he’d probably take me to dinner at an upscale restaurant and dessert at a cafe - basically the full package. He probably shops at the Gap, Banana Republic and Club Monaco. Clothes are very important to him, as well as personal grooming. Notice the freshly manicured nails, and half hidden, yet obviously expensive watch, I bet he spends $395 a month on his clothing. Occasionally he might wear something his girlfriend bought him just to be nice. m Tara: An easy-going and friendly guy, he doesn’t take his clothing too seriously. He shops at the closest place when he needs some. He plans to make some serious money and that is what inspired his choice of a major in Accounting (year 3). But, even after he is wealthy, he will nor become a Harry Rosen man. He’s ZZ-ish and Iikes to hang out with friends. When he goes out with his girlfriend, he makes plans, usually to a movie. l LThischap looks like he is in second year and is confident with who he is and where he is heading. From his clothes he is probably heading straight for the next sale at the Gap. Looks like he might be a well dressed engineering student. I can picture him at the Bomber or Revolution requesting the top 10 hit list. He probably goes to those places with his buddies. His appearance is important to him, the perfectly spiked hair speaks for itself.

m Parminder: I think he is 24 years old, in his fourth year of engineeringor math. His future goal is to work for Microsoft, I think he is an extrovert and listens to Energy 108 and 103.5 because he is strictly a radio-type WY* I don’t think he has a girlfriend because he is too busy with school. On a date, we’d probably go to East Side Mario’s or something else close tocampus so that he wouldn’t have to take too much time away from his homework. I bet that he shops at The Bay and that although clothes are pretty important to him, heoverlooks important details -like those boots, for example. I’d say that he spends about$ZOOamonthonclothesand either shops alone, or has an older sister help him out. @ Tara: A common variant of the fourth year Engineering student, he is not terribly concerned about clothes. Only Arts students have time for that (he thinks)! His clothes have been acquired as gifts, usually from his family. Despite his reserved nature, he has a girlfriend and treats her with consideration. He has the traditionalaspirationsofhavinga family and landing a dream job. When he is not doingwork for his classes, he plays sports and listens to pop or alternative music. l ticThis guy looks like an engineering student in the last phases of his university career. Look at the smile on his face . . , he knows that he’s almost done school, what else would make him that happy? Clothes are probably not that much of a priority, he probably does not even do that much shopping himself. Most of his clothes are probably gifts. He is probably a fairly laid-

On a date, I’d take her to dinner to a restaurant with vegetarian options. We wouldn’t go to a bar or dancing. We’d go to dinner and talk, maybe take a walk in the park. If I brought her flowers, it wouldn’t be roses, it would be a more natural thing like wildflowers l WV= I bet that she is in her second year of ES. She enjoys hiking, reading and playing the electric guitar. She probably listens to top 20 pop and alternative music, If we went on a date, she’d want to go see that movie, You’ve Got Makl. Clothes aren’t very important to her and she shops at Mountain Equipment Co-op and Roots. I’d say that she spends $50$100 a month on clothes. m Malcolm: Close inspection reveals that the long-sleeved leafprint shirt covers a large number of tattoos. I suspect that the “glasses” are also mttooed on. The red leaves send me the signal: “Danger! Femme Fatale!” I fear that this person might take me to the Clay and Glass

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I’mthinkingthispersonisdefinitely an organist in their spare time. I think that her boyfriend is also an organist, and there is some tension in the relationship because he is in fact the better organist, and she knows this.

n .Ky:ln: I would say she is in second year Math, maybe Act Sci. She seems warm, energetic and fun. You can tell she’s rebellious because she’s sitting on a backwards seat cushion and the zipper is showing. She seems playful so she probably would play pool or video games. I bet she laughs and giggles a lot and breakdances. On a date, we’d go out for dinner and thendancingafterataclub. It might be cool to stay at home and make dinner together. What she is wearing really goes well togethershe’s got a definte look. It’s good to smile. Smiling is the besr accessory. m hve:She is about 22, and in fourth year Psychology. Her goal is to go to teacher’s college. She enjoys hangingoutwith her friends and top40 dance music. I’d bet that she has a boyfriend and they’ve been going out for a long time. If we went on a date, ir would be to dinner at East Side Mario’s. She shops at the Gap and the Jean Machine. Clothes are pretty important to her, but not everything. She spends about $lOO-$200 a month on them. n Malcolm: The conservative double-breasted blue coat makes me think this woman is the daughter of a prince. Lavish, indulgent trips coToronto’s finest and most expensive fashion boutiques are the norm. There, immense riches are sqandered on whimsical, artistic fashions, made from the highest quality fabrics by the most talented designers. I think this woman may be a journalism student whose ambition is to be anchorwoman on the Weather Channel. She enjoys kayaks and snowshoes.

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a lot of assignments (apparently the real-time programmers have impossible assignments they spend all night trying in vain to complete). These lead to a severe lack of free time. This forces a student to optimize his free time activities. What sort of dilemmas are faced by the male engineering/CS student? Shoppingvs. Doing nothing, Shaving vs. Nintendo, Showering vs. Beer. Nine times out of 10, the second will be chosen over the first. How does this all relate to fashion though? First, you would expect that people who don’t have time to spend making themselves “pretty” probably won’t try at all. Second, what’s the point, really? All the girls tend to run away (screaming) - when there are engineers around. Unless, of course,

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mooth leather-like straps. Calming, earthy tones. A contoured cork and natural latex foot-bed. Strong polished buckles. Ahhh, Birkenstocks, they’re all about comfort. Feet in Birks are slaves to function, not fashion. Birks ignore the whims of fashion and focus on creating the happy experience ofwalking barefoot on clouds. When the shoemaker Johann Adam Birkenstock made his first shoe back in 1774, he had a vision -a vision of quality footwear combined with comfort. Stylishness wasn’t exactly on his mind. Almost 225 years later, Birkenstocks are viewed as either the bane of the fashion-conscious

The discussion concerning Birkenstocks becomes more heated when socks are added to the comfortable footwear. To some, a nice pair of socks can do nothing but enhance the beauty and comfort of Birkenstocks. In fact, Brad Fedy, an Environment and Resource Studies student, finds women in Birks’n’socks to be “incredibly sexy.” However, a seasonal approach must be taken when discussing the Birks and socks issue. As for socks, Birks and shorts, Fedy says, “It should just not be allowed-practically, it makes no sense.” If it’s hot enough for shorts, it’s too hot for sandals and socks. It’s all a matter of logic and comfort. The type of sock to wear with Birks is of paramount importance. Argyle socks? No way. They sim-

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or the symbol oftree-huggingvcgetarians. A big fashion-must ofthe older German population (they arc made in Germany). the beauty of Birks is a contentious issue. Certainly not a cheap item, Birks can cost around $30. As one money-conscious engineer, Rob Schmidt, stated, “I’ve always wondered why people pay so much for cork and fake leather.” But upon reflection, Schmidt said, “I guess, at least they’d float.”

ply do not offer the type of cushy thickness and warmth a comfortable pair of wool socks can. White socks? Abit.. . uhhh.. . bright, and the wind will pass right through them. If you find comfort in sncakers, stilettos, Dots or platforms wear them with pride. After all, your shoes do not define you as a person. As the Birkenstock motto goes, “For all walks of life and all life’s walks - be comfortable.”

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the box “Survey says . . . “). But whataboutwhen you are not horizontal? Most men on campus wear briefs. This is an alarming and surprising find, considering the fertility risk associated with the snug-fitting undies. According to a recent by the Imprint Association.

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who wear briefs have significantly lower fertility rates than those who wear boxers. The reason? Apparently, the briefs keep the little ones a bit too warm and cozy. The temperature of male bodily fluids become far too hot and surpasses

optimal procreating conditions. The research revealed, through tests on a representative sample of UW males, that 69.69 per cent of men who wore briefs from the time they were out of diapers were 69 per cent less likely to fertilize an ovum. In addition, your little swimmers can’t move upstream when they are so constricted by tight elasticized bands and unforgiving cotton. So basically, if you want little ones in the future, let your little ones breathe now. Sadly, there were other startling findings revealed by the Imprint B.S.M.A. However, we chose not

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here is one part of fashion that is often overlooked. This item is responsible for lifting, tucking, sucking and making you uncomfortable, but overall its goal is to make you look good. You may have guessed it already: the wonderful world of underwear. When we think underwear, many immediately think of boxers and briefs. These seem to be the only alternative to going&u ~Q~z.&, unless you like wearing thongs. Most people claim thongs are not painful they are just awkward. So boxers and briefs are the way to go. According to the UW men surveyed, most preferred Calvin Klein and “that blue kind

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ody piercing and tattooing. There was a time when these body adornments were considered popular for punks, cheesy ’70s metal fans and Cher. Well, times change. Now, many people may possess something interesting on their body they were not born with. In a Bomber survey, conducted on St. Patrick’s Day, many individuals were kind and intoxicated enough to candidly respond to a survey. Ofrhe honestand good souls who took the time to take me seriously - a fair mix of males and femalesthe majority of the piercings were in the ear. But there was an interesting selection of nipples and navels in addition to the occasional septum and labret. The septum piercing,as Bryan Benson commenced, is “convenient because I can always remove it for work.” Reasons for modifying one’s body ranged from the simple, “I

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from Zellers.” Boxers on the other hand (which I might add, some women wear as well), were of a different sort. Cartoon characters, fluorescent colours or just plain 01’ boxers, men were either not telling the brand of their boxers, or honestly did not care. “They’re just comfy,” replied one student in the Student Life Center. Women preferred the usual cotton briefs that come from companies such as Fruit of the Loom or Her Secrets. The key for women is to wear cotton as much as possible to avoid those nasty yeast infections. No one wants to get a burning itch from their fashion!

Moving on up, mostly for women but I have seen the occasional man (especially on March 11 -1 believe they were engineers), bras become more of a hassle. If a woman is an A or B cup, it’s party time when it comes to buying bras.

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from their fashion! Victoria Secrets and La Senza offer a large range of bras for smaller busted women. It is rare to buy a new bra that will last longer than six months. For women withccups and above, places such as Zellers, Sears, Wal-Mart and the Baydocarryexcellent bras like Playtex, but you do have to

can pick up guys with it,” to”for sexual purposes,* and simply “for fun.” Several responses were slightly more inventive. Michael Donald acquired his nipple piercing “because my girlfriend wanted it.” Steve Holden got his because “chicks dig it.” Dan Des Rosiers, a young man of

because she “saw a guy who did it to himself and thought it was cool.” Phil Leconte (the wonderful person who provided the fashionable balloon hats) has a double piercing in his navel because it seemed to be “really gutsy.” Amanda Armstrong received her tattoo because “It was my birthday and I was drunk. He offered me joints.“Hmmm, Don’t worry aboutitunlessyougotoSudbury. Respondents lacking in body decoration had many reasons, including that of Jason Leduc who plans to acquire some body art in the future but says, “I can’t find what I want and I haven’t any mane); - maybe I’ll use my tax return.” There were issues of addicInking byJamielzumi ofTom Tattoo tion. Simon Carroll stated that photo by Lana Williams “I’d wanted a tattoo since J was 13. I’m addicted now but I can’t many unnatural metal objects in afford it.” Malcolm Romeo Lewis, his body, replied that one day he whose navel has been skewered “just felt like it.” It wasn’t Quaker for a year, said that “I wouldn’t Oats, but Marc Alcock (speaking consider myself an addict so much about his tattoo)stated that “itwas as a connoisseur. Al though I would the right thing to do.” Amanda like to get a tattoo of a slippery Francey got her navel pierced dolp bin,”

this assortment of style that the experts can say what will kickin 10 or 20 years from now. But remember that fashion cycles too and styles that were popular in our parents high school days come back regularly, one piece at a time. Wide bottom jeans come and go with amazing regularity. Hem lines on skirts are always drifting up and down. What about hats? The ever popular ball cap is a time tested favourite that can be found almost everywhere. Many men feel half undressed without one of the damn things on their head. What would people wearwhen

kers these days are all the rage in felt beaver tail hat and corduroy suspenders. Young Bill is going to his McJob at the hamburger joint in blue polyester. Yes, some things never change. He will even don a paper hat when he gets there. His sister Mary is quite the fashion luminary and won’t leave the house without the ‘latest’ ensemble: full length gown, flourescent belt, red floppy hat with foot wide brim. Younger sister Betty is heading to junior high and ofcoursegoth is still in (onlydifferent). She slipped on her PVC bell bottoms, leather gloves and a dog

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Little Joe is heading to nursery school in a short red skirt complete with horsehair crested helmet, thongs and a short stabbing sword, His Mom always did love those old Charlton Heston movies.

watch prices. Also, although you may feel uncomfortable going into one of these stores, stores for larger sizes often carry neat bras that fit comfortablyminus the underwire! These stores are generally good about helping you find the perfect fit, however if you’re a little self conscious, tell the salesperson not to follow you into the changeroom. As for men (although I have not seen many big busted men around campus), La Senza is your best bet. Above all else, comfort is the key. If you are not comfortable in your underwear, people will notice because you’ll constantly be pulling, tugging and adjusting yourself. Underwear is your friend, unless you want to go LZ~ mztmd. If you’re not the type to go without, be comfy in your undies.

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friends and relatives you want. This way they’ll buy them for you as gifts, then realize socks aren’t enough to give. So they’ll get you even more. Go to the ‘Buck or Two’ stores - there’s a sock treasure to be found beneath the pile of stark white socks on the shelves. Go to stores like BiWayand Zellers during Dollar Days - everything is marked down! Go to stores for the End of Season sales. Remember those socksyouwantedtwomonthsago? Now is the best time to buy them because thestores don’t want them anymore. Don’t cell the stores this, bur socks don’t go out of style! The most important thing about socks is that they fit and are comfortable. Your feet need a little pick-me-up, so treat them every once in a while to a nice pair of nifty socks. Your feet will thank you for it. what

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hen I coughed up this idea at a production night many moons ago, I never actually thought we’d go through with it. The idea: a switch of positions, Myself, a t-shirts alterna-boy, and Kieran Green, Imprint’s Editor in Chief and a serious goth, would be made over into into our diametric opposites. Our lovely assistant and doll of a Science Editor Becky Anstett started doing me up. First, she had me shampoo out my gelled hair and brush it back (a feat that sounds easy only if you’ve never seen my hair). Becky then whitefaced me (more so), frizzed out my hair (“why don’t you do this all the time? It’s your best feature!“) sprayed it black (with silver streaks) and did my eyes, lips (I can’t do lips, we discovered) and selected portions of my face with a pencil. Drooping from my left eye was a vine; from the right, a single black tear. Freaky. (Note: apparently, Robert Smith of the Cure is the inspiration for the hair. Go figure). The clothes all came from Kieran’s wardrobe. I thought I looked good as a goth, but don’t expect to see me at Abstract anytime soon. I already wear a iot of black, so looking gloomy isn’t all that new to me. It was weird walking around in a skirt (the breeze goes places it wasn’t meant to. I pity the Scats). Makeup wasn’t that bad - but I ain’t no Cover Girl. Kieran’s transformation from freak to armchair quarterback jock was a little more traumatic. His personal colour scheme has not varied outside of black, white, purple and military green, and he has not donned any footwear other than boots, for many years now. His madeover image, with its (in his opinion) white-trash undertones, he found rather disturbing on a deep personal level (he claims to have been scarred for life). The clothing came mostly from Kieran’s own long-ago-discarded stock (these days, the running shoes only get used for painting). Only the Nike shorts were borrowed. After the photo shoot, the clothes were A quickly discarded and safely packed away, not likely to see the light of day for a long time.

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s part of my ongoing quest to enlighten the student population, and at the request of my fan club (of three), I have decided to write an article about those things that make Western civilization the great cradle of knowledge that it is - weird and wonderful inventions. If you’re looking for something to impress that special someone you meet at the bar, then why not bring along a bullet-s haped laser that doubles as a key chain? It shines a whopping 1,500 foot bright beam in case you need to blind anybody from across the room. And if you manage to pick up and bring your newfound love home, why not treat them to a little ride on your “chair for coition” (I swear that’s its name!) which provides support for two people. And for that extra added touch, the seat vibrates.

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Buzzer! To use the Brain Buzzer, you simply bite down on the vibrating wand and vibrations are transmitted to the brain, buzzing you awake without bothering anyone around you. SO, if you’re looking for a way to make your mark on the world, why not invent something? After all, who wouldn’t want to leave something behind like a “Combined Camouflage and Decoy Device,” which is a cape and a hat with a stuffed bird on it resembling the hunter’s prey, as their legacy?

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hate the word “tits.” I hate convenient measurement by money, raised like blinders against the risk of dreams. I hate winter - though devoid ofsocioeconomic impositions because it makes me damn cold. Bundled up like morons, we traipse along, single-file, on slushy footpaths. I have no use for snow in March, save maybe in a Beckett Play. I hate concrete, the worship of television and white-cheese Kraft dinner. I hate the reek of exhaust and the human squalor and slowness of public transit. I hate the pretense of happiness, the pursuit of exorbitant

hate socks twisted around the wrong way inside shoes, while we’re at it. I hate itchy wool and tights that drift down to hover above your knees. I hate James Cameron and his financial exhibitionism and artistic bankruptcy as he jerks his plywood marine genitalia all over my pop culture.1 hate pixel board wicticisms. Anyone want to add anything? As an interesting cultural experiment, Omeilian bedtime stories should be read in asylums as we near the end of time, to blur the already-wavering line between madness and hope. Welcome, you’ll be issued your strait-jacket

lot of people at this university, and elsewhere around the country, seem to be under the impression that the srudents at the University of Waterloo are apathetic and uncreative. A lot of people are also under the impression that our student body is not diverse, nor do we have a sense ofcommunity. Anyone who was in the Student Life Centre (SLC) for the first two days of this week will know now that chat is certainly not the case. On Monday, the Feds hosted Cultural Caravan, a multicultural

ciation. More than arii other day this year, I felt a great sense of pride and belonging to the UW student community, which is a diverse, creative and interesting group. Tuesday was Campus Day, a day when we are descended upon by thousands of high school students and thei parents checking out what we have to offer. Once again, the SLC was abuzz with activity. Cheerleaders were cheering, there-formed Native Students Association was drumming and the SwingClub was at it again. Bright and colourful displays graced all corners of the campus and literally hundreds of student volunteers

we are this country’s number one student body. All right, why did I write this blurb? Don’t be fooled into thinking the students on this campus are apathetic or uninteresting. This week’s activities are proof positive that you are a part of student body whocares, who is interesting, diverse and who truly will become the leaders of tomorrow. To all of the student leaders who helped put together this pastweek’s stuff, I salute you. To all of the students who were involved in the events, I salute you. To the rest of campus, don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of the community events that make UW special. I

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he two important features of a Gurduaaraa aresangat Congregation, andPangat Community Kitchen, also known as Guru- Kaa-Langar. This community kitchen is meant for providing food to all devotees and visitors. It is a symbol of equality, fraternity and brotherhood. It is here that the high and the low, the rich and the poor, the learned and the ignorant, the kings and the beggars, all share the same food sitting together in one row. This kitchen is run by thecommoncon-

tributions of the Sikhs. The institutionofLangar(Common Kitchen) is instrumental in creating social equality among mankind. There are two typesof Langar. Langar of Daily Meals (free kitchen)offers meals to every visitor, rich or poor, and more so to the destitute and the homeless. When President Nasser of Egypt visited the Golden Temple, he was so deeply impressed by the sight of IMuslims, Tibetans, Buddhists, Hindus, Sikhs, the rich and the extremely poor with tattered clothes, sitting as equals in the Langar Hall of the Golden Temple, that he and his party left all the

n Monday, Mrs. Rosemary Nelson, a republicanand one of the top lawyers in the world, was killed by a car bomb in Lurgan (which is near Belfast). She had successfully defended her republican clients in an R.U.C. (Royal Ulster Constabulary) officer murder case. A Loyalist group known as The Red Hand Defenders have taken responsibility and they are hoping for retaliation. There were many petrol bombs thrown at the RUC stations yesterday. Protesters were everywhere apparently. But not here. All is quiet. A woman died yesterday and for what? I don’t want to get all heavy now, but I’m going to have to. The fact that she was a republican (i.e., Catholic) and a top lawyer who defended murderers, has nothing to do with it, and yet, unfortunately, everything. Those responsible for the bomb seem to have disregarded the fact that she is also a mother. She was killed less than a block from her six year old daughter’s school. Religious and political designations, man-made categories into which this woman, and the rest of us, have been placed, determined that she was going to die. Ireland is a country steeped in religion. Christianity dominates, along with Celtic myths hidden underneath. I thought that perhaps coming to Ireland would strengthen my Catholic faith, just as coming here has improved my running. It is obviously not that simple. My faith in a supreme being certainly hasn’t changed any more than it does over the course of any other few months, but organized religion has taken a few sound blows in my mind. I was in Derry on the weekend, the site of many violent epi-

The monument that standsac that site brought tears to my eyes. From the Catholic area of Derry, or Londonderry as it is offscially known, you can look up and see the Walled City, resting comfortably atop a lush green hill, It looks kind of like the plains of Abraham in Quebec. But not really. Behind the wall, facing the Catholic neighbourhood of the Bogside, is a huge police station, with a surveillance tower that eclipses in height some church steeples. Through its many high tech cameras, the R.U.C. watches over “Free Derry” to make sure no more trouble occurs. On a monument shaped like the end ofa house, the words “Welcome to Free Derry” are painted in black on a white background. “Free Derry” is what the Catholics call the Bogside. It got its name in 1969, after a four day march from Belfast to Derry ended in a skirmish between the R.U.C. and the I.R.A., who were occupying the area. Derrycity authorities agreed after this to keep the R.U.C. out of the Bogside, so the area became known as “Free Derry.” On August 12 of the same year, more violence caused the British army to be called in to support the R.U.C. Despite many peace agreements and cease-fires, there really has been no resolution, and perhaps there never will be. I know people who have lived in the North all their lives, for generations even, yet call themselves Irish, On the other hand, one Loyalist said tome that, “if the Catholics took over,” [he’d] bum [his] housetotheground so they couldn’t get it. The situation has gone beyond who is right or wrong. It is a shame that such a beautiful country needs to be marred by such political and religious complica-

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money they carried as donation for the Guru’s free kitchen. It is a sin for a Sikh to question a man’s faith and creed before offering him a seat in the community kitchen. It is open to all human beings of all nationali ties and people of all countries. Be they rich or poor, blackor white, Hindus, Muslims or Christians they ali sit as equals and eat to their fill the food that is prepared. Bhai Desa Singh in his Rehitnama says, “A Sikh who is well to do must look to the needs ofa poor neighbour. Whenever he meets a traveller or a visitor from a foreign country, he must serve him devotedly.” Shabad-Ka-Langar(The Word as Sacramental Food) is equally important and is the spiritual food which must be imparted to all who come to the temple for participation in worship and prayer, not only through any liturgical prayer, but through the following of tradition-

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Tracking the CIAUs UW varsity track climb in rankings by pll Bennett spW*d tolmprint

he Warrior track team travelled to McGill university this past weekend tocompete in the CIAUchampionships. Our small but mighty team of 10, eight women and two men, produced phenomenal results, achieving 18 personal bests and a number of top 10 finishes. For the men, it was Raul Martin in the high jump. Raul moved up one spot in the final over his entrance ranking of 1Zth, jumping 1.85m on an injured ankle. Richard Sibley finished sixth place in the pole vault final, after finally getting his poles to Montreal, achieving a great PB of 4.80m. On the women’s side, at her first CIAU competition, Dana Ellis did not have her best day in the pole vault, finishing sixth in a very competitive field with a jump of 3.40m. Immediately following the pole vault, Dana went to the long jump pits and finished 11 th, moving up one spot from her entrance ranking, with a jump of 5.lOm. Jill Bennett, who was having a tough year battling a knee injury and missed most of the season, finished in sixth place in the

60m hurdle final. Allison Salter was having a tough week. After qualifying at OUA the previous week for the 6OOm, she was told mid week that entrancestandards hadchanged and that she would not be able to run at the CIA&. Our coach Brent McFadane put in a last minute appeal and won. So Salter ran the 600m (or actually 605m due to some disorganization on thestart line). She ended up in 13th place with an infIated time of 1:38.36. In the 60m, Daniella Carrington, running 7.93 in the preliminary round, narrowly missed the final. Heather Moyse advanced to the final, finishing sixth with a time of 7.73. Moyse also ran in the 3OOm, had a PB in the preliminary round of39.69, then placed fifth in the final. The story of the weekend was the women’s relay teams. To start the weekend off right, it was the 4xZOOm team consisting of Moyse, Carrington, Bennett and Salter. Each woman ran the race of their season and a PB by everyone of 24.6, 24.9, 25.9 and 25.9 respectively, for a phenomenal team PB of lz41.93 (four seconds faster than previous their previous best), moving them up to a fifth place ranking in the final over their

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ast Friday at Blue Mountain, the Playdium university series came to an end and the unofficial University of Waterloo downhill ski team decided to end it in style. The only advice that captains Heather Brodie and Craig Scott passed on to the team was to “Go hard or go home,” and the racers responded with their most aggresI sive day of skiing of the season. Unfortunately, most of the racers were a little too eager and either bailed or missed a gate, rendering them unable to complete the challengingslalom course, Only five Waterloo racers comnle ted the two runs and iarned season c great finishes for doing so. Sheila Barclay finished 13th out of 36 fedefined male racers, while Kate Belcher finished 20th. Out of 63 men, Scott placed llth, almost cracking the top 10 for the second week dz in a row. Josh Hall and Joel Ziegler finished 22nd and 33rd respectively and while Sean Barfoot was by far the fastest man through the cop half of the course, he missed a gate and was unable to finish his runs. But he, along with David Aikman, deserve awards i for the finest crashes of the day. Although the team’s overall results weren’t as great as last week, their aggressiveness was a welcome sight and their steady improvement will hopefully car7 over to next year,

However, their entire season is best defined by what they did off of the course. Once again, they were the only team that made their own gourmet pre-race dinner, followed by a night at The View where they were again the only team to be the first ones on the dance floor and the last ones off. Although they were rarely the first team on the ski hill, they were, as usual, the last ones to leave. This group of almost complete strangers had unbelievable chemistry and this was due to the dedicationofthe hardcores who made it to almost every race. Led by their fearless leaders ‘Scoots” and the snowbank jumper, this group included “jibber-boy,” “Merf,” the “Mogul Queen,” the “West-

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entrance ranking of ninth. Not bad for the team that was not expected to make the final. They placed sixth place in the dog eat dog final, running into some problems , (namely the Windsor women cutting them off into the exchange). Bennett ran another PB in the final of 25.79. The 4x400m relay, consisting of Carrington, Salter, Lynn Coon and Moyse running a picture perfect and strategic race to place them eighth in the final. All the women ran PBS of 59.65,59.40,59.18 and 57.46 respectively for a total team PB of 355.69 (another four seconds faster than their previous best). The final relay, the 4x8OOm team consisting of Salter, Shauna Ellis, Coon and Jill Paterson moved uptwospots finishing6th in the final over their entrance ranking of 8th. All of the women ran fantastic races, with PB’s from Salter, Coon and Paterson of 2: 16.9, E14.9 and 2.25.1 respectively. The team ran an almost four second PB, (seems to be

the magic number). With outstanding women like these, is it any wonder that our outstanding coach, Brent McFarlane, was named as the OUA women’s coach of the year? A fantastic award considering the company that he was in. Also a tremendous achievement for the women, considering our small team size and lack of facilities. Tim Moller had this to say at the end of the meet: “an awesome team, small but powerful and determined with 18 personal bests, they ran with lots of guts!” The team cannot thank their coaches, Brent, Pat, Tim, Tim and Terry enough for the time and dedication that they put into the team. They also wish to thank their fabulous trainers, James and Surinder, who sacrificed muchoftheir time, without whom probably noneofus would have survived the season. And thanks to the entire team for giving it your all this season, it was memorable indeed!!!

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he Department of Athletics and Recreational Services is pleased to announce that Warrior Basketball senior Mano Watsa is the 1999 recipient of the Ken Shields TSN Award. The Award was presented on Thursday, March 18, in Halifax as part of the CIAU “Final 8” National Championship festivities. The Ken Shields TSN Award is a national award presented annually to the person who best exhibitsoutstandingachievemerits in three area: basketball, academics and community involvement, The sclection is made from nominations submitted by each conference in Canada. Mano Watsa is a fifth year Honours Recreation student from Harrow, Ontario who recently completed his fifth and final year of basketball eligibility with the Waterloo Warriors. Watsa is a bar, :!fide role model in the community and has made a plethora ofmeaningful contributions, both on and off the court. The following is a brief summary of his involvement: five year member of the Warrior Basketball team; three year Captain

and Team M.V.P.; Academic All-Canadian (over 80 per cent average while competing in Interuniversity Athletics) in 1998-99; honourable mention All-Canadian in basketball in 1998-99; Second team All-Canadian in basketball in 1996-97 and 1997-98; three years as team representative on Athletic Council; tournament MVP five times and an All-Star 13 times; ranks sixth on the Warrior’s all-time scoring list; co-founder of Athletes in Action organization at UW; actively involved with Big Brothers of K-W; extensive involvement as a speaker with the Team Up school outreach program organized throughout the year by the Department ofAthletics; directorofthe Mano Watsa Basketball Camps for youth. Mano Watsa’s contribution to the University of Waterloo and our local community has been profound and sets astandard for others to follow. According to Warrior Basketball Coach Tom Kieswetter, “We will miss the sheer joy that Mano brings to the game and the countless spectacular plays that left everyone shaking their heads in amazement. We have been blessed through his efforts and he will be remembered as one of the Warriors’ best.”

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W varsity hockey got screwed. Lennox Lewis got screwed. UW varsity basketball got screwed. What do all these things have in common? Not much really, except that in order to get what they deserve and have worked so hard for, they will all have to wait until their turn comes around again. Varsity Athletics have come a long way in the seven years that I have been an undergrad here at UW. I remember the time Water-

loo sports fans were crushed about the Warrior Football team losing the coveted last place position in the Ontario rankings. I have seen the team transformed, in large Dart due to Dave “Tuffy” KniglZ, into a lean, mean tackling, running, and recently, passing machine. I have seen the Black Plague varsity volleyball lose the respect they had earned and battle back and regain a menacing position wichinvarsityathletics. I have seen the Waterloo track and field team, who train byrunningon a 25m strip of rubber and crashing into high jump mats, place a number ofrun-

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Good night, sweet Desdemona... UW Drama launches “Stratford-upon-Acid”

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n March 24, the UW Drama department will present Ann-Marie MacDonald’s Goodnig/rt Desdemona (Guud Morning h&t). This production is directed by Denis Johnston, guest professional from the Shaw Festival who is beginning his seventh season with the Shaw Festival where he is co-director of The Academy, the company’s public education and professional development wing. b-l-?, I IDy m1 oronto-DarnI i ne play, playwright Ann-Marie MacDonald, is a comedic revision of Shakespeare’s o&l/o and Romto andJuht. UW’s Emily Oriold, a second year Drama student, plays Constance Ledbelly, a mousy Queen’s University lecturer who,

through a magical journey into that Constance meets along her world plays Ramona. In her first Shakespeare’s plays, comes to an journey are representative of peoUW production, first year Drama understanding about who she is. ple in her life. major Stacey Bartlett plays Juliet Working on a literary manuAmong the characters sheenand “Julie, uh Jill.” Pamelli Parnes, script she believes 1to be the origicounters on her voyage of discova fourth year Math major, plays nal source for tl le tragedies, cry+ are Desdemona, Juliet, Othello, Constance’s boss ProfesCo;lstance is sor Night and whisked off to the Juliet’s nurse. Honworld of the two ours Drama student Shakespearean Ben Janzen plays plays by a trippy Romeo in this, his tornado. There second UW producshe encounters tion. Mercutio is the literary icons, played by Trevor Desdemona and Copp, who also plays Juliet, In trying to the servant. Veteran save the women UW actor Bart Corfrom their fates, she mier, in his final year discovers truths in UW Drama, is about herself and playing Iago, while the people around Brad Goddard plays her. Tybalt and a soldier In this proof Cyprus. Dale duction Johnston Boyer, in her second attempts someyear at UW, plays the thing that has chorusand theghost. “lspelledallyournames~ng~(clockwise~mr)StaceyBartlett, Johnston is drawn to never been done Emily Oriold, Brad Goddard, Pamelli Pames,Barthmier. before. The play, photo courtesy of UW Drama feminist-type plays which is written for with strong female five actors, is becharacters since, to ing performed by a cast of nine. Othello, Romeo, Mercutio, Iago him, they tend to be more deaEvery character in Shakespeare’s and Tybalt. Orla Roantree, who matic. He is drawn to the struggle worlds has a correspondingcharachas traveled from Ireland to expewhich must be undertaken in the search for self which the female ter in Constance’s world. As in rience Canadian acting, plays Dorothy’s trip to 02, the characters Desdemona and in Constance’s leads engage in. However, unlike

the tragedies he has directed previously, Desdemona is about Constance’s self-actualization rather than her destruction. As Johnston says in his director’s notes, “at the heart of the play . . . is not Shakespeare, but someone who could easily be mistaken for a rather ordinary woman. She [Constance] thinks she’s a weakling, and perhaps she is in some ways. But she has strong ideas and a strong sense of right and wrong, and she will not rest until her questions are answered and her quest fulfilled.” A play which transgresses historical boundaries creates production and set design difficulties. Tackling these challenges are: Stage Manager/Production Manager Michael Haltrecht; Assistant Stage Managers Melanie Klodt, Marla NichoIlsand Trina Sookhai; and Set Designer WilIiam Chesney. At some times a satiric look ac Shakespeare and his works and other times a feminist journey of discovery, Des&mona is a play which has been called “Stratfordupon-Acid.” Tic&s are uvailde by c..hg the Theutfe Cefltm Box C&%-e at 8884908.

Jazz Goes To College II PaulMitchell continues ongoing seriesat the GradHouse play requests, he was always one step ahead of the lively crowd in the cozy venue. He promised jazz classics and delivered them, cov-

locals Dave Thompson on guitar and Dave O’Neill on drums. Mitchell is picky about with whom he plays but has total confidence in

by Wllllam HamUm spedal to fmpht ese Grad House jazz concerts just get better and T better. Local trumpeter Paul Mitchell and his band delivered a highly entertaining show to the packed-out pubMarch 10, playing an eclectic set of ballads, bebop, and all stops in-between. The boys opened up with an Afro-Cuban rendition of “Caravans,” a Duke Eliington number. For the second piece, a ballad, Mitchell exchanged his trumpet for a flugelhorn, and we were also privy

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any band he ends up selecting. The pool of serious jazz talent is relatively small - not surprising since, to Mitchell, “serious” means that you “have to not be

able to get through the day without playing jazz.” He does not compromise about the passion he puts into his music. Nor is he any stranger to variety. Mitchell hails from the east coast but, after living in K-W for 10 years, he has played practically every venue in Southwestern Ontario and in many different types of bands. He has toured with aTop band and done a polka stint that he’d sooner forget. Other efforts include R&B and blues, but jazz is his passion. Somewhere along the way he even studied trumpet under John McLeod, one of Canada’s finest jazz performers on the instrument. During his 250 gigs per year, Mitchell is constantly searching forways toreinvent himself. Some-

times he and the band will download music from the Internet, decide what general approach they’re going to take with it, and then sight-read it in front of the audience to test their reaction. It’s added a few songs to their repertolre. Mitchell’s show was the third in the Grad House’s roaringly successful series, “Jazz Goes to College.” The concerts were hits from the start, and word has gotten around so that each one has drawn bigger crowds than its predecessors. It will be interesting to see the turnout for the series finale on March 24 featuring the Dixieland swing band The Sharp Five.

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know I wasn’t in suspense. I don’t think the kiddies were either. No doubt about it, ~Ax&~~&~ isn’t exactly a suspenscful sort of show. Well, neither was T&znic. Waterloo StageThea tre’s( WST) second March Break Show is, of course, geared towards the kids, just like last year’s paPer&3g Pn*mss was. I t’s children’s theatre all the way, right down toaudience involvement and group wishing. What’s great is that it’s still good for a belly laugh. We’re first introduced to our ugly stepsisters, played by Rosalind Pickett and Tara Kent. Pickett is a newcomer to WST, although she is definitely a veteran in local music and drama circles. Kent has set a

new record for most consecutive plays at: WST with three (CocA~ils ut Pam ‘s, Cuw@rZs and C?&tz/~~). The two bicker convincingly (and at some points, indistinguishably) between themselves, but their characters are flushed out completely by their mother, played with a hilarious twist by a very much in-drag Randy Johnson. Johnson, who made his WST debut in September as the Jester in

among the rest of the colourful cast members. Her duet with the dashing Prince (a charming Ryan Sonnenburg) was arguably the best number in the show, Last but not least, we have our narrators/supporting characters: Claire Porter as the bumbling, rhyming FairyGodmother and Adam Sproule as rhe Prince’s best friend, the Duke. There is plentyofhumour for adults as well as children. The Duke’s name is Earl (get ic? get

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Ome Upon A Matttxxs, is able to comedy stride the very thin line between behind hilarious and ridiculous. His quiver). physicality onstage is something It’s a shame if you missed remarkably like Jim Carrey with a &dereZ!u. Keep your eyes peeled sense of timing. for the upcoming Deathtrap at Our heroine Cinderella is WST, as well asGodsp&(which is sweetly played by Marisa being produced in conjunction McIntyre. McIntyre manages to - with UW Drama). Call thewaterloo keep Cinderella meek and mild Stage Theacre Box Office at 88% without becoming lost onstage 0000 for more info.

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aestro is really working hard to promote his new album. Just a month and a half ago he was in Kitchener moving the crowd at Stages. He obviously found the K-W crowd to his liking since he came back to wreck shop at Fed Hall. I haven’t been to Fed Hall since Run DMC was there, almost a year and a half ago. I’ve never thought of it as a good venue-1 still remember the days no one went to Fed and it nearly shut down. I know that new management has taken over and it’s supposedly changed for the better. But I still doubted that Maestro would be able to achieve the level that he did at Stages.

His set was basically the same as a&ages. He kicked his new and classic tracks and threw in a couple

last and even then he decided to play with the crowd. He informed us that he thought that we needed a 20 minute break ‘cause . he didn’t

his new and classic tracks and threw in a couple of a capellas. of a capellas in the mix. And his experience at entertaining showed in the WQ%e worked the crowd. The highlight of the show was when he asked the crowd if they were truly into the underground hip-hop. After receiving a loud, positive response from the crowd, he let us know that we were in for a special treat,

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cially since he was going to kick “Let Your Backbone Slide” next. This announcement made the crowd scream for it right now. And of course he obliged us. The only complaint I have is thatonce Maestro left the stage, he never came back out for an encore. This also happened at the show at Stages, which makes me think that encores are not his thing. Still the crowd gets disappointed when, no matter how loud they yell, they can’t entice him to return.

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dio performances of modern dance to Waterloo. University of Waterlooscudents and local dancers Katia Grubisic and Heather Roy have been working with Prime since mid fall. Prime, agraduateof Uw’s now defunct Honours Dance Program, has tackled a dance interpretation of the physical and emotional ravages of breast cancer, a structural deconstruction and reassembly of a Martha Graham piece and an exploration of the projection and

reflection of the self. The performance will also include two solos danced by Prime herself. Prime hopes that this weekend’s informal, relaxed showing will anchor her as a serious dance presence in [he area. Cheryl Prime Dance Project presents “Dances in the Round” in Studio B of East Campus Hall, on Philip Street, on Sunday March 21 at 3 p.m. and 8p.m. Tickets are eight dollars. For more information, please call 8274335.

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/mprlntsh3E Iamgoingtonamemyfirstborn Holly, (my firstborn daughter, obviously.) While Holly McNarland is not the namesake, this Canadian rock goddess is definitely another point in favour of the name. The recent release of her live album, appropriately dubbed Live StufJ is a timely, welcome addition to the jewel case pile of long time devotees, and a great introduction for McNarland virgins to the raging caresses of [his tiny flailing wailing poet. Recorded inTorontoand Las Vegas,L~~~&‘~tifis a tight, personal portrait of the artist as the consum-

mate woman and performer. With only seven tracks and a few conversational interludes (“smoking American cigarrettes, ewww,“) appreciative audience hollers and quiet thank yous, the album manages to showcase her versatility, summarize her recording history and display her personality. Just FYI, it includes, from both her indie Soz&%and the Universal-released stuff* “Numb,” “I Won’t Stay,” “ E I m o , n “Stormy,” “In the Air Tonight,” and especially wicked versions of “Water” and “The Box.” A reflective step back from the detached, gathering momentum of her career,L~6&$f is hard core, soft, sore, sweet -Holly the rebel, the chick, the warrior, reaching out to touch everyone. And, yeah, it works. Get this one, and plug it in when you need a soulmate, a best friend, a drinking buddy or just a good aural fuck.

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fmp~ntstaflr Good Mokng Spider is undoubtedly the best album this year by a man who was formerly dead. Mark Linkous, the man who essentially issparklehorse, was clinicallydeadfortwominutesin 19% while on tour with Radiohead, thanks to a dubious combination ofdrugs and drink. Thankfully, he recovered enough to make a marvelous new record. Based out of rural Virginia, Sparklehorse creates a woozy blend of Appalachian folk songs, lo4 indie rock and dream-pop. Their debut, Viw~dixkesuharinetrunsmissionplot, was an eclectic mix of fuzzed-out rockers and sparse acoustic meditations held together by Linkous’ Neil Youngish voice. Good 1Mom~~g @Lz!w continues this hodge-podge aesthetic, but takes it to a new level. The urgent kick of “Pig” is con-

by Tj Galda lmprint&uT The Church. Why would someone name their band, “The Church”? Isitareligious band? Do they have religious themes? Already the questions start flowing, and people will be turned off, and the music hasn’t even entered the picture. Why would anyone wish this upon their band? A name that guarantees lower success. Guarantees.

trasted by the intimate static and crackle of “Saint Mary.” Songs are interspersed with sound bites from children’s toys and radio broadcasts. The hazy atmosphere is reinforced by the factthat Linkous is a man who’s idea of high-fidelity sound seems to be acheap transistor radio.

One highlight is “Sick of Goodbyes,” which might sound familiar since it appeared seven years agoon Cracker’sKmsm&&. It’s not actually a cover, though, since the tune was co-written by Linkous. Cracker frontman Dave Lowery lends a hand on the Sparklehorse version, which is

somehow more fragile, yet more rollicking than the Cracker tune. Another bonus is the enchanced CD. Popping Good Morning Spider into a CD-ROM drive presents the listener/user with four full-length Sparklehorse videos. Watching these will confirm the fact that Mark Linkous is a pretty whacked-out guy. They’re worth seeing for no other reason than MuchMusic would likely rather give up their AllEighties Weekends than run a Sparklehorse clip. Released in Europe last fall, Good Morning Spider rightfully found itselfon a number of Bestof-98 listsover there. This year, it threatens to do the same on this continent. More cohesive than the debut,G~~~~Q~ingS~~~~is truly a diamond in the rough that yields more jewels with each Iisten. This record makes sadness something beautiful. Mark Linkous’ songs are like voices from beyond the grave, and if this is what the afterlife sounds like, the world can end this year with my blessing. Sparklehorse play the Horseshoe Tavern on April 13.

Strangely, The Church have no religious undertones, and as far as I can tell, have no reason for calling themselves that. Don’t ask me why they were silly enough to wish lower sales upon themselves just to have a name. Why not name themselves with a better title. Like, hmm, they could call themselves “Good.” Imagine standing on stage and yelling out, “Hi, we’re GOOD.” There are plenty of better names then The Church for a band. Their music? They claim to be guitar experimenters from beyond, doing all sorts ofcrazy things that separate The Church from normal music. These are big claims for a band that sounds no different then anyone else. Eric Clapton has

many more original ideas for guitar than this album ever considered presenting to the ear. ‘I’he Church have released this obnoxiously long titled CD and should not expect too much success. With lack of press, and lack of catchy rhythms, they will not get far. This is not to say that the album was bad, for it wasn’t. It just was not ear-catching. Mediocre is the best term for it. They have a mellow music style in the album, much like Matthew Sweet or Eagle Eye Cherry, but have much less success to look forward to. However, if you like mellow, and you find this CD for a cheap price, then it might be worth the investment.

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Years ago at Phil’s, I saw a small, unknown “oeltic-punk” band for the first time. It was love at first sound and I have been a drooling Mahoncs fan ever since. So when a copy of7;&+&1&4’/~b S’~.~sIo~z~,the hlahones’ third CD release, showed up at the office, I leapt on it like a starving wolf on a steak. The steak turned out to be an artificial meat substitute soya product.

by land Williams /mpnht5takF As I sit and listen to “Cruel Intentions” I amconfronted with a strong sense of d6jh vu. By the third song I realize that it is not d&ja vu that is plaguing me, its the fact that when ever I get up enough courage to brave 102.1 FM I hear one of these top 10 hits, which is not surprising since they seem to be on continuous rotation. The first song by Placebo is decent, despite his angst filled outlook on life. Fatboy Slim’s song is catchy and one can easily sing along due to the fact that the song repeats the same few words over and over andoveragain.ThesongbyCounting Crows is one of the best songs on the CD from a purely musical stand-point, good arrangement, nice lyrics - surprising things to find in a song nowadays.The Skunk Anansie song “Secretly” was at first annoying but grew on me by the third listen. Marcy Playground’s song, however, did not grow on me. I found YZomin’ Up From Behind” too whiny and musically boring. Blur also makes an appearance on this soundtrack with “Coffee &TV.” It is a typical Blur song: what more can be said? The last few songs tended to blend together. Elizabeth Fraser and Aimee Mann’s songs sounded pretty similar and were kind of mundane. Day One, Kristen Barry, Faithless, Abra Moore and Bare Jr. also have songs on this soundtrack which functions almost as a “Best Of Alternative” album. The last track is appropriately The Verve with “Bitter Sweet Symphony,” the alternative anthem for this year. Every time I tuned in to MuchMusic I would see them, 102.1 had themoncontinuousplay and I would hear people humming the tune constantly. All in all this is a decent CD, I can visualize hoards of typical university students goingouttoclubsanddancingincessantly to these songs. So ifyou are into the mainstream top 10 “alternative” it’s a good CD to add to your collection.

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was written by prodigal band memberGerO’Sullivan. It isasad,country/blues-ish piece that talks about the news we see on TV and in the papers today(acarefu1 listenerwiil recognize references to actual cur“Shillelagh Puff,” rent events). written collectively by the whole band together, proves that the Mahones can still produce a masterful Irish instrumental piece. All in all, The Hellfire Club&ssiuns is a misnamed album, as the Mahones’ fire appears to have been doused. One can only hope that they will get it reignited again for the next album.

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her bell-like voice’s clarity and incredible range throughout the entire album. Notable tracks include “In Paradisum,” a dream-like melody accompanied by Gregorianchant, “Dust in the Wind,” Brightman’s cover of the country classic, and her beautiful adaptation of Puccini’s “Nessun Dorma.” Her version of “ Un jour it viendra,” adapted froman instrumental track on 7IheEngb.d P&?nrsoundtrack, also deserves a listen.

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of “Time to Say Goodbye,” her operatic duet with Andrea Bocelli. Or, you might remember her as the original Christine Daae in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phuntom uf the O~FQ. That performance might have left you with the impression that Brightman’s talents were limited to shrieking over all the other voices like a cat being tortured with hot 1 irons. Thankfully, Brightman’s newest solo album, Edea, proves that her overwrought performance in R?wz~u~ was due more to Lloyd Webb&s overwrought score than her abilities as a singer. Eden is an eclectic mix of easyfistening(but not sleep-inducing) songs adapted from everything from movie soundtracks to operatic arias. Musically, it ranges from full symphonic accompaniment to acoustic guitar to something that kinda sounds like gino beats but isn’t. Brightman describes the album as “very mystical and spiritual . . . I want it to take people on a trip to another world.” Brightman demonstrates her classical training throughout the entire album in

However, I’d still have to say that the album’s main highlight is definitely “II Mio Cuore Va,” the original Italian version of the much overplayed “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic. Brightman’s soprano is powerful without being aggressive, and softly affectionate without being insipid (unlike other artists I could mention). After listening to this version of the song, I could hear the beauty of the melody once more (it also helps that in Italian, the lyrics seem less cheesy). In short, Eden is a welcome change for anyone looking for a change from mainstream pop culture.

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‘Leeds-Waterloo Student txchange Program Award - students to contact John Medley, Mechanical Engineering. Faculty of Applied Health SCIences: Michael Geliner Memonal ScholarshIp available to all 3rd year Regular Health Studies and Kinesialogy. Deadline: March 31/99. fl 0 erl awort tion of 3rd year in an honours program in resource management related to Park Planning and Management, Recreation,

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Electrical & Computer who have or wiil be applying for a Co-op position with Shell. Deadline: March 15/99. J k Wiseman Award - available to 38 CTtil. Deadline: Oct. 30/99.

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Robin K. BankslPacloll Award - available to 1B Accountancy Studies based on marks and extracurricular involvement. Deadline: March 31/99. J .W . Dyck Scholarship - available to 1sl or 2nd year GSLL students. Deadline: end of Winter term.

UW-Manulrfe Community 8 World Service Award - available to students who have completed a work-term in the service of otheis, locally, nationally or abroad Interested students should contact Arts Special Programs. HH.

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available to all based on financial need, minimum 75% average and leadership/ extracurricular involvement. Canadian Posture and Seating Centre Scholarship - available to all. deadline: Oct. 15/99. Keith Carr Memorlal Award -available to 3NB or 4A Chemical. Deadline: June

30199. of Ontano Scholarship - available to all 38. Deadline: March 31/99. Co-operators Group Ltd. Award - avarlable to 3A Environmental Engineering based on marks and extracurricular involvement. Deadline: May 31/99. John Deere Limited Scholarship - available to all 3B Mechanical with an interest in manufacturing &/or product design. Deadline: March 31/99. kandy Uuxbury Memorial Award - available to all 38 Chemical. Deadline: ConsuItIng

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http:// watservl .uwaterloo.ca/-outersl frontpge.html English Language tab/class is from 2:3O-3:20 p.m. in Modern Languages 113, September to June. The class has an emphasis on pronunciation and listening exercises. Students, faculty, staff and spouses are welcome to attend. For more information contact the International Student Office, ext. 2814. WEDNESDAYS Grace Chrlstian Fellowship, a gathering of Christians and those interested in Christianity, meets at 4130 p.m., St. Paul’s United College, McKirdy Hall.

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Robert Haworth Scholarshtp - completion of 3rd year in an honours programme in resource management related to Park Planning and Management, Recreation, Natural Heritage, or Outdoor Recreqtion. Deadline: May 31/99 Marcel Pequegnat ScholarshIp - available to 3rd year Environment & Resource Studies, Planning, Water Resource Management. Deadline: May 31/99.

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to 38 Math. Deadline: March 31/99 1 ertl le sary - available to full-time students in Mathematics- Business Administration/ Chartered Accountancy. Preference will be given to sudents who attended

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Call Sue Courter at the Volunteer Action Centre (742-8610) for more details on these opportunities. AR Goudie Eventide Home - #189is looking for ‘leisure pals’ to spend oneto-one time with elderly residents engaging in leisure activities specific to the resident’s interests. Chapel assistants are also needed to accompany residents to a chapel service. Librarv Tour Guides - #067are needed by the Kitchener Public Library. Three to five hours a month during the day is needed, The John Howard Society - #031is inviting volunteers to join their Board of Directors. Also a Chartered Accountant is needed to become treasurer and an individual with a degree in social work or counselling. Volunteer Companions - #126are required at the Alzheimer Society. If you arecaring, compassionate and have good communication skills, please call to lend a hand. Lioness Club of Kitchener - #126is hosting its successful annual fashion show. Volunteers are needed March 23

from 2-4 or 7-8:30 p.m. ReRuns for Youth - #007-2191 a second hand clothing shop is needing volunteers for 3 112 hours weekly or biweekly; weekday and weekend opportunities available. The City of Watertoo Volunteer Services (888-6488) is currently recruiting for the following volunteer position: Theatre Volunteers: are needed to assist with “Jumpstart! Moves” a showcase performance of modern dance, on Saturday, March 20 from 6:30-l 1 p.m.

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We’re going to Europe this Summer, so we need you to take any of our 4 rooms for cheap, cheap, cheap at the end of April. Lots of parking, bathrooms, closet space, kitchen space, and it’s very clean. Hope to hear from YOU soon. Call 725-5485.

Summer sublet - 2 bedrooms, clean, free laundry, parking, 15 minute walk, rent negotiable, furnished upon request. Amber or Kate 885-6152.

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ter - IS looking for adult leaders for 1999 and 2000 Summer Interchanges to Austria and Mexico. For more info and details call Susan Hewitt at 745-2095. Waterloo Minor Soccer needs retiable coaches and assistant coaches for all age divisions. The season runs May to July for most ages. Please call 578-9680 or emait

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from 2-4 p.m. in NH 2080, September to June. Students, faculty, staff and spouses are invited to attend. For more iifo call ext. 2814, International Student Office. SATURDAYS Farmer’s Market Bus schedule. The bus will pickup and return at 9: 15,lO: 15, and 1 f :30 a.m. Tickets $2.00 Ask at the Turnkey Desk, SLC for more info.

Accounting, History, Psychlogy, Sociology, Economics, Philosophy, Political Science, Administration and more. Editing, composition, writing research. Highly qualfied graduates (post graduates) will help! Call: (416) 280-6113, Fax: (416) 960-0240, Email -

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eG 742-1422. English Tutor Program - volunteer tutors are needed to tutor students on a one-to-one basis in written and oral English. Tutors meet students on campus for t term, usually once a week for l-2 hours. Volunteer at the International Students Office, NH2080 or call ext. 2814 or email darlene @watservl . The City of Waterloo Volunteer Senrices (888-6488) is currently recruiting for the following volunteer position: “Volunteer Grocery Shoppers” urgently needed to shop for or with older adults who are unable to do their own arocerv shopping. Flexible hours, milea& reim:

Undergraduate Calendar for further criteria. Application forms are available in the Student Awards Office, 2nd Floor, Needles Hall.

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Summer work - $12.85 to start! Look for us in the Student Life Centre March 23 and 24 for information and applicatons. Full or part-time openings. Great experience. All majors may apply. Scholarships awarded. Travel -teach English: 5 day/40 hour, May 12-16 or Aug. 4-8 or Oct. 20-24, Toronto. TESOL teacher cert. course (or by correspondence). Thousands of jobs available now! FREE info pack, toll free l-888-270-294 1. Help wanted - earn extra cash without interfering with your class schedule. The Lyric/Metropolis Night Clubs are looking to fill the following positions - cash persons, seTveTs, wait staff and security. Apply in person on Thursday, March 25 at 122 King Street, W., Kitchener, between 3:00-6:00 p.m. Wordsmith-part-time language nitpicker wanted for editorial control at daily newspaper. Off-beat hours for someone who likes to be first in the know. Thursdays, midnight to 4 a.m. Apply in writing to John Harder, Senior Editor, The Record, 225 Fairway Road, S., Kitchener, Ontario, N2G 4E5 or jharder8 therecord.com

THURSDAY, MARCH 25 The Turnkey Desk is hostin a Coffee House (and Bake Sale!) in the Great 8 all from 5 p.m.. All proceeds go to the Humane Society. If you want to perform, sign up at the Turnke Deskbefore Saturday,

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