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October
FEATURES
9, 1998
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Oktoberfest
Horoscopes by the Imprint Guru
by Tara qn?cid
Today is a good day to quit smoking, drinking, eating poorly, oversleeping, watching T.V., exercising, ‘having sex, showering, speaking, breathing.. .
Time to clean out your refrigerator. If the mold at the bottom is moving, do not make it your new house pet no matter how tempting it may be.
Stop trying tocatch up on your work, it’s too late now. Wait until the night before the exam, have a Snickers and a Coke and marathon-s tudy.
If the guy or girl you lust after hasn’t called you yet, then pick up the phone yourself. Be brave in life. Be an optimist. Be happy. Be ware. Be alert - the world needs more lerts.
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The friend that hurt you will crawling back to apologize. A big person would accept the apology. But a small person like you will takeadvantage ofthe situation and step on their head.
Procrastination is avirtue, and don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise. March right up to your analretentive friends and tell them so. Better yet, do it tomorrow. Or maybe next week.. .
Do not accept a ride this week, you may just find yourself changingaflattireorpushingastalledcar uphill. And then you’ll just get all icky. That won’t be good for anyone, now will it?
It is Thanksgiving weekend, a time to spend time with your family and give thanks. For example, “Thanks for making my life miserable,” “Thanks for passing the fat butt gene on to me.”
A new wardrobe is in order. Visit rhe St. Jacob’s Factory Outlet: Mali and pick up a new pair of Rceboks and some Levis. Your new duds wiil provide you with a new outlook on life.
Take risks this weekwhen you go grocery shopping. Go on, be outrageous! Grab that box of Kraft Dinner rather than the generic brand macaroni and cheese. You will not regret your choice.
Don’t allow friends or loved ones to peer inside your mind no matter how much they insist. It is just too frightening a place for them. In fact, it’s too frightening a place for you.
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ktoberfest is one of the most famous events which takes place annually in the K-W area, This Bavarian festivai includes 20 festhalls as well as 35 family and cultural events. The festivities will officially open on October 9, and close October 17. What is Oktoberfest other than an excuse for excessive drinking in overcrowded festhalls? Don’t despair ifdrinking isn’t your thing, as there are numerous sober events going on throughout the week. Many of the Oktoberfest activities will be held in downtown Kitchener on the corner of King and Frederick. The opening ceremonies are free and begin at Kitchener city hall on Friday October 9 from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. A family festival will be held at the
Kitchener Auditorium on Oct. 9. On October 11, the International Convocated Bands will be appearing at University Stadium at 1:30 p.m. Tickets are two dollars per adul t and five dollars for a family of four. The Thanksgiving Parade will occur on October 12, starting at 8:45 a.m. It will proceed from King and Erb in Waterloo to King and Cedar in Kitchener. Cans of food will be collected throughout the route for the Onkle Hans food drive. The closing ceremonies will be held indowntown Kitcheneron Saturday, October 17. This is a free event, The Oktoberfest Run, sponsored by the Rotary Club, consists of both a Skm and 1Okm run and will be held on October 18. For more information, please feel free to contact the K-W Oktoberfest Inc.: (519) 570467.
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