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n air of co-operation and compromise reigned at the econd of the informal clubs meetings, in which club rep‘esentatives met to express conterns about the new clubs policy. geld on September 27, this was he second of two meetings in which club representatives met to ;et up steps for future action. The new club policy, passed >y Students’ Council on August 9, s said to contain restrictive and rague clauses that undermine the :Iubs’ independence and freedom o access their own money. Led by he Club that Really Likes Anime CTRL-A) and the Singapore bialaysian Students Association SMSA), club representatives have >een meeting and discussing the lew clauses with an eye to having t rescinded, or at least substanially altered. Each club represented at the neeting was given an opportunity o present their own club’s views In the policy. Small clubs such as

Freethought, which have only a small amount of money as it stands, expressed little concern with respect to the generally contentious financial changes, but did explain that the policy creates unnecessary red tape. Circle K echoed thisconcern. The Chinese Christian Fellow‘ship, Konnichiwa Japanand WatSFic had issues with the lack of clarity expressed in the wording of the financial clauses. Other clubs such as the Jewish Students Association and the SMSA questioned the trustworthinessof the Federation of Studentsaccounting system. They wondered how the Feds could assure clubs that they were sufficiently fiscally responsible to do a good job at monitoring the f’inances of a large number of clu bs.

The issue of trust has come up repeatedly during the discussions over the new policy. John Chen, a representative for CTRL-A, argues that the way the Feds have gone about pushing this policy through shows that they may not deserve to be trusted.

In spite of this, students and club members have been approaching Shelley Flynn, Vice President, Internal, with their concerns, with varying degrees of success.

Most successful has been Neil Fortier, a representative from Infinite Circle, who approached Flynn with hisconcerns as an active club member. Fortier attended the second of the club meetings, after having spent several hours with Flynn discussing possibilities for change that would satisfy the needs of the clubs. Fortier told club representatives that the stipulation that all clubs maintain their accounts with the Federation of Students is still non-negotiable, but that Flynn is willing to entertain the possibilityofclarifications and modifications with respect to other areas of contention. Chen thanked the effort of Fortier, noting that initially clubs were “told that the changes were non-negotiable, but that now a change of heart has occurred.”

He did note, however, that the new policy should not be decided on a one-on-one basis with individual clubs, but rather should be binding on all clubs.Indeed, Flynn admits that the policy was passed byStudents’Counci1 without having been “wordsmithed” by the Policy, Procedure and Bylaw Committee (PPB). When asked why the policy was passed into effect without beinginits final form, Flynn explains that it was primarily “because the committee was offduring the summer.” She continues, noting that even so, the PPB cannot change “the spirit of the document, they can oniy clarify definitions and vagueries.” The meeting ended in a spirit of compromise, as clubs generally agreed that since the policy had come into effect already, and so ratherthan fight it, they would prefer to work with the Feds to ensure first, that the final version of the policy is acceptable, and second that future changes to clubs policy is discussed in an open forum before being passed into law.

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e have before us yet another example of our duplicitous, manipulaive “democracy,” trampling all rver the theoretical equality of Canadians, this time in Quebec. From linguistic and territorial lisputes tocultural revolts, lubelle br&nceis in a state of constant and raried political unrest. The overvhelming anti-Canadian sentinent of the Quebecois overeignists has reached the edu+ational ranks: students at McGill Jniversity in Montreal have fought rlatant discrimination since the ‘rovincial Government of Quelet implemented differential tuiion fees in the spring of 1997. Differential tuition was aprlied at Quebec post-secondary nstitutions beginning last Septemler, on the basis that out-of-prov-

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ince students are transitory, do not make long-term contri butions to provincial development and should bear their own financial burden. Denis Gravel, in the documentation department of the Quebec Ministry of Education, attributes the differential tuition to widespread abuse of the system, the prevention of which prevails over the preserva, “;.~./. tion of democratic ideals. “Canada isonecountry, but there are barriers between the provinces.” Approximately thirty per cent of McGill’s thirty thousand students come from provinces outside Quebec. Acceptable documentation to demonstrate resident status include a Quebec birth or baptismal certificate, or a

Canadian passport indicating Quebet as the place of birth. Undergraduate Quebec residents pay $55.61 per credit, or $1668.30 per year, while non-residents pay $105.61 or $3168.30 respectively. Graduate tuition is fifty percent

higher for non-residents as well. Some incidental fees are also affected by the decision: in the Faculty of Dentistry, for example, a deposit of $50 is required of Quebec residents, while outsiders pay $1000. International student fees are even higher, as at all Canadian universities.

Last March, the Students’Society of McGill University unsuccessfully sued the government of Quebec, asking to repeal the differential tuition law. The SSMU, led by VP External Affairs Jeff Feiner, have taken the case to the Quebec Court of Appeal, fighting to restore “the mobility of Jout-of-province] students; we don’t want to see students discriminated against based on their country of origin.” Feiner points out that a decision in the students’ favour would be nationally beneficial. The government of British Columbia is currently contemplating similar out-of-province tuition legislation. For Paul Ruel, the third year McGill student who was the named plaintiff in the original suit, differ-

ential tuition is not merely a political matter, but one of national identity. “As out-of-province students, we are treated like some sort of irritant to the ‘national question’. We are treated like foreigners in our own country.” As Canadians, regardless of their province of origin, students are constitutionally entitled to equality. Ironically, the SSMU’s lawyer, Guy Bertrand, is a recent convert to the federalist cause. Formerly a vehement separatist, Bertrand acted as intervener at this August’s Supreme Court of Canada Reference on the Secession of Quebec and is now apparently on the side of justice and equality. Bertrand could not be reached for comment. Until the outcome of the appeal is known, in the interest of accuracy, it may be wise to revise our anthem: “True patriot love, in someof our sons command.. .”

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heweekofOctoberlZ-16 has been officially designated as “education promotion week.” Ever since provincial governments decided to deregulate user fees, the Canadian Federation of Students (CFS) decided to take action. These policies tend to emphasize privatizationandmeanthatonlythewealthy will be able to afford undergraduate and graduate studies in areas such as medicine and law. The CFS’s organizing manual maintains the view that quality education is quickly becoming obsolete by new levels of deregulation and corporate control“so much so that it is now a myth that there exists in Canada a universal, pubiicly funded, and accessible postsecondary education system,” During the Pan-Canadian week of action, all members are encouraged toorganize activities on their campuses and in their communities. On October 16, touted as the Day of Action, CFS will submit a list of campaign demands to the federal government. Unless these demands are met, student strike action will be organized for February 1999. Waterloo’s role in this week of action will include a rally on Friday October 16, 1998. Several schools have pooled their re-

sources together in order to promote this message. This day of action will include a silent “funeral procession” emphasizing the ‘death’ of education. The goal of this march is to attempt to resurrect the feeling that affordable, quality education still exists. The procession will be a march from the Laurier to the UWcampus. At the end of the march, a rally will be held, likely outside of Burt Matthews Hall. At this rally, speakers willcomment on issues such as

present a united front: “If we have people who are committed to the cause, we will have safety.” The protest group wasconcerned about placing restrictions on free speech and on the availability of rally literature. Another issue brought up during the organizational meeting was SUPA’s desire to place blame for education cuts directly on the government while Stewartwas interested in focusing on the governmental policies. SUPA wants the administration representing student,

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he women of KitchenerWaterloo gathered together in solidarity last Saturday night to display their strength and peace. AgroupofZOO women marched through Victoria Park and downtown Kitchener as part of the Take Back the Night 1998 event. They marched *‘as a symbol of our basic human right to walk where we want and when we want alone women or with another without theprotection of men.” The mission statement of Take Back the Night states that it is “a community-based feminist group of women that exists because we live in a patriarchal society where, because we are women, we are raped, beaten, devalued, degraded, mutilated and murdered. We condemn, and work to eliminate, all forms of violence and aggression against women in the streets, in our homes and in our community? The women began their march at theclocktower invictoria park and proceeded in a circular route through downtown for one hour. Shouts of “Women unite, take back the night!” and enthusiastic drumming from the marchers brought traffic on King Street to a temporary standstill.

After the march, Marie Cumming-Steel held acandlelight ceremony (with some difficulty since the candles could not withstand the strong wind blowing through the park) as the marchers stood in a circle. Sharing the flame symbolized the unity and the solidarityof thegroup, said CummingSteel. After the march the women proceeded to Kitchener City Hall for refreshmerits.

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funding and debt. At present, the previously mentioned universities have been able to pool about 250 students for this event, At the organizational meeting for this event, it was evident that there was tension between the Feds and SUPA. Robin Stewart, Vice President, Education, was concerned about the safetyofstudents at this protest and wanted to have safety marshals present at the march and rally. SUPA organizer, Davon Charney didn’t believe that the Feds could control people’s actions and said that students would

demands that Board of Governor reps who are not students, staff, or faculty, be selected from a broad spectrum of the community, and not just the corporate community. SUPAwants a tuition freeze, more student power in decision-making, studentgrants (not loans), and a stop to deregulation of tuition. There is no doubt that the organization of this rally has sparked a spirit that, if carried through into the rally itself, will result in it being a definite success. For more information concerning SUPA, contact WPIRG, Student Life Centre (room 2 139). E-mail watsupa@hotmail.com.

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long tradition of high school students waiting until June to find out whether or not their chosen universities will accept them is over. In most cases, students will receive notice ofadmissions by the end of March and they will not have until June 1 to decide on a university. This was a decision made by a task force of Ontario universities in conjunction with secondary school counsellors and teachers. Some universities however, have decided to send out the majority of their acceptances at a later time. According to Peter Boroughs, Director of Admissions at the University of Waterloo, “It is important to take into consideration as much information as possible. . .to know for sure that the

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the women at City Hall after the candlehght ceremony. “Men were not

eluded,” said Heather Calder, an.organizer of the event. “The march was a statement about our human rights.” The whole point of the march was to give women the power, ifforonlyone night, towalk without a male companion. The idea of holding a march of women in solidarity originated in San Francisco by a woman workingwith prostitutes in the red light district. The march has been held in the K-W area since the early 198Qs. In past years the march has been held at Waterloo Park, but this year was moved to Victoria Park. Turnout was slightly down this year, said Calder, but on the whole she was pleased with the turnout for the march.

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ined. A limited number will receive offers of admission in March but this would only be in the case of exceptional students, The main reason universities would send out their admissions early would be to increase enrollment but, according to Robin Stewart,Vice President, Education for the Federation of Students, “Waterloo is not concerned with beefingupenrollment because we already get the finest students from across the country.” “It’s unfortunate that high school students are likely going to be confused by getting some acceptances in March and some in May but if Admissions fee1s it needs to wait to keep a higher quality of students, then the Federationof Students supports them because this is important.” Ryerson University and other universities that require interviews and auditions for certain programs will also hold offacceptances until May. Universities such as Guelph, who intend to send out offers in March, will also look at Grade 11 and 12 marks to evaluate the students.

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he position of Internal Commissioner, responsible for societies, is vacant following Milton Chan’s removal lastweek. Chan, who held the position for the past several terms, has been removed for slandering Shelley Flynn, Vice President, Internal. Flynn explains that she has been approached numerous times with reports of Chan’s derogatory statements. Thiscaused problems in their working relationship, because Chan was responsible for reporting directly to Flynn. Flynn admits that she was uncomfortable about “workingwith someone who was constantly talking behind my back, and doing things but not telling me about them.” Differences first appeared during the summer when Flynn began to work towards creating a new clubs policy. Chan explains “I started to feel uncomfortable when she was drafting the new policy and excluded me. She told mc I had too many conflicting ties.” Flynn agrees, saying that in some sense, conflicts of interest began to arise as Chan tried to juggle his portfolio. She says that “Milton wears a lot of hats, and he misused information that he received from his role as Internal Liaison and Internal Commissioner, and distributed it inappropriately to the clubs.” Chan refutes this, saying “as a member of the Student’s Council, I am responsible to students. I wasn’t told that the information was confidential. I assumed that students could have access to that information through me.” In spite of this, the result of this seeming conflict was a partial rem&al of Chan’s responsibilities as Internal Commissioner-Ghan would no longer responsible for clubs. Both Chanand Flynnagreed that this was an appropriate solution. And so, following the removal of clubs from his portfolio, Chan argues that “I no longer had an obligation to defend her with respect to the clubs policy.” In the wakeofthecontroversy over the clubs policy, however, Chan was removed entirely from his position of Internal Commissioner. The issueofwhether Flynn has actually been slandered is a touchy one, however. Flynn explains that Chan’s ‘ISeeming support of the possibility of my being impeached because of the clubs’ policy shows that he’s just not working wi th me. He’s been trying to undermine my credibility. So, how could we possibly have a positive workingrelationship? Where is the trust factor?”

Chan admits that he has “accused her of trying to hide information from the students to pass the policy, and I’ve said publicly that the process she used was highly inappropriate. But she’s accused me of slander and I highly doubt

relationship was more personal. I could tell him anything. And with Shelley, I have a strictly working relationship. I take my job seriouslyand I don’t think that I would let that interfere.” But he hesitates when asked if he feels he was fired on per-

“He was trying to undermine ~~n~a~r~~f~ my credibility. Where was the trust factor?” asks ,Flynn. ~~Z~%~uO: well fired forpersonal reasons,

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that she can prove it. I don’t think it’s my problem that we can’t work together.” Chan has been accused of resenting Flynn from the outset, because of being a close friend of the previous VPI. He says %ufe, our

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tic for the simple fact that there was an inordinateamountofeventshappeningn&h a lack of bar-trained staff available the first week of school. He plans to train some of the current staff to upgrade to bar positions, which leaves other entry level positions (suchasfloorstaffanddoorstafflopenforthe . . . upcomrng concert series and other events, including the normal evenings at Fed Hall. All applicants must be eighteen years of age to apply and must be “friendly people who work well within a team atmosphere.” Any. 1 I I one planning to apply can plcK up an app!I-,’ . . . I I . . nm , .___. cation at either Megalo’s ottIce (ext. 4UYU) or at the Feds’ office in the SLC.

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ext week is Alcohol Awareness Week. From October 6 to 8, there will be displays in the Student Life Centre where students can get information about the effects of alcohol. Representatives from Counselling Services, Health Services, and Guided Self-Change will be on hand to answer questions. BACCHUS, UW’s own alcohol awareness group, under the lead of Kristy Fisher, is organizing the event at UW. Fisher explains that “BACCHUS is about responsible drinking, not about non-drinking. We’re about how to go out and

drink and have a good time, without getting falling-down drunk.” Fisher continues, explaining that “BACCHUS has been inactive for a while, and we’re trying to change this. We’re hoping to have information sessions in the residences,” “We’re also planning a wine and cheese event for later in the term, to get away from the repu tation that BACCHUS has for being against drinking.” BACCHUS will be recruiting volunteers at the information sessions next week. If you are interested in volunteering for BACCHUS or are interested in acquiring more information, contact Kristy Fisher at extension 5349.

East Asian festival by Christine Murphy s-d to /mprint

f learning about the cultures of East Asian countries sounds appealing, then the annual East Asian festival is for you. From September 30 until October 3, a variety of multicultural seminars will be conducted to interest the curious mind. Today at 8:30 a-m, the all-day East Asian Business seminar will be found in the Renison’s chapel lounge. Topics included in this seminar will range from Identifying Opportunities in Southeast and East Asia,

to Bringing the Doal to a Successful Conclusion. There will also be a luncheon given by Canada’s Ministerfor InternationalTrade, Sergio Marchi. This event will cost $99 to attend, including the luncheon. One can also participate in the cultural demonstrations in Renison’s great hall and chapel lounge which will be taking place tomorrow from 10 a.m. till 3 p.m. Here the arts of acupuncture, bonsai, martial artsand much more will be offered to those who are interested. For more information call (519) 884-4404 ext.657 or 651.

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n Sunday, September 27, Victoria Park in Kitchener came alive with music, food, people, dogs and local highschool mascots. The sixth Annual KW AIDS Walk took place to raise money for local people with HIV/AIDS in need of financial assistance. UW students and Fed executives were on hand as well, offering support to the cause. Meredith Owen, Vice Predisent, Student Issues, explained that “AIDS awarness is an important issue, and students need to be involved with events like this. At UW, we’re having our own AIDS awarness week later in the term.”

Over 400 people participated in this year’s walk, about the same as 1996, but less than last year’s turnout. Deanne Bartram, Coordinatorofthe walk, said that last year’s large turnout was due to the death of Princess Diana, whose work with AIDS victims pu blicized the need for more awareness. Walkers were met by music provided by Meiv Keyes of Magic Tunes and food from Pizza Pizza and Schneider’s. Massages were available for anyone who wanted one from registered massage therapists Bev Brown, Chris Edgar, Ken Roche, and Bonny Snyder, who were only too happy to support a worthy cause. For more information, contact ACCKWA (AIDS Committee of Cambridge Kitchener Waterloo & Area) at (519) 570-3687.

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would like to notify the Department of Peace and Conflict Studies that they are currently missing a prime opportunity to study the phenomenon of conflict escalation - to witness a small issue spiral down into a major crisis. I refer to the fight now taking place between the Federation of Students executive and a group of Fed-sponsored clubs over the new Federation Clubs Policy. To misquote Churchill, “Never in the history of human endeavour have so many made so much fuss over so little.” It all began this past Spring Term. Problems had been discovered by the Feds in the financial dealings of some UW clubs (although the details of these problems have not been released). In response, the Feds moved to update their clubs policy. The new version put tighter financial control in the hands of Feds. Unfortunately, VP Internal Shelley Flynn, the Fed exec responsible for clubs, did not consult with the clubs when devising the new policy. It was a mistake, and certainly gave the clubs grounds for some complaint. The clubs went a little beyond “some complaint.” At the first Student Council meeting of the term, the head of The Club That Really Likes Anime [CTRL-A)unleashedatiradeontheFeds. His motion to delay implementation of the policy, pending further consultation, was defeated, A collection of the most offended clubs met shortly thereafter. At that meeting, it was proposed that, should the Feds not back down, the clubs would begin a petition to hold a recall referendum essentially to impeach Shelley Flynn. Besides the fact that even suggesting the idea was an amazingly silly overreaction, the clubs are locked in an obsession with Flynn. She is, in their minds, the lone gunwoman behind this perceived attack on democracy. They conveniently ignore the fact that the policy was approved by Student Council as a whole, with only a couple of dissenting votes. Flynn, foi her part, has pushed the crisis closer to the brink with a series of politcally tactless statements. Her worst move, however, was to dismiss Internal Commisioner Milton Chan for allegedly slandering her. It was a poorly-timed lnd poorly-worded - move which only qgqavated matters. On the other side, Chan has overreacted and elevated the issue into a personal vendetta against Flynn. It’s a child,sh attitude which can only prolong the crisis. While the Feds have not acted par:icularly brightly, most of my darts have :o go to the clubs. They are acting like a Tack of spoiled children, high on their lwn righteous indignation and spoiling For a fight. Both sides need a good slap to >ut things back into perspective. We’re :aIking about&s here, not major politi:a1 institutions dealing in high finance! The only intelligent and productive noves in this whole messy affair have zome from Neil Fortier, one of the direc;ors of Infmite Circle, the alternative reigion club. In a spirit of willing compronise, Neil sat down for a face-to-face neeting with Flynn. He presented the :lubs’ concerns in a reasonable manner, tnd actually managed to win concessions HI many of the major what a novel approach!

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the protests states he saw docucall a full judicial inquiry (at the ments stating the PM’s desire moment, only a public inquiry to not have protestors within with very little punitive power the vicinity of the arriving del- is being done). egates, a native leader claims to I will continue to keep be an eye-witness to seeing Jean myself informed. Also, I will Chretien directing RCMP ac- continue to talk with my peers tivities during the car parade of at other universities encouragdignitaries, and the RCMP have ing them to do the same thing released docunients that show I have done. thePMOexplicitlyordered that One last note: it is not cerno protestors be in the sight of tain yet that Jean Chretien was the dignitaries. directly responsible for any conApparently these actions stitutional infringements so taken by the PM where in it would be unwise for students repsonse to Suharto the dicatator (or citizens) as a group to begin of Indonesia saying he didn’t attacking Jean Chretien. want to be embarassed by proOnce (and if) it has been tests. Jean Chretien was effuofficially established that the sive in his assurance that he PM has behaved inappropriwould see no protestors, and he ately then we have the right to apparently decided to take ac- call for some punitive meastion to assure this would be the ures. case, I am very concerned because ultimately what happened was that for a short period of time in a localized spot, Jean Chretien acted as a dictator with Habitat appreciation complete control over the police in executing politically driven agendas. The RCMP went so far as to use pepper arlier this month I had the spray in an aggresive manner to pleasure of receiving, on remove, arrest and put into jail behalf of the Board of Directors protestors. of Habitat for Humanity, WaThere are several other cataterloo Region, a cheque for over logued activities that are dis- $3,800 from the UW Frosh turbing to me, such as when Week casino night proceeds. This money allowed us to finone student was told that his signs were in a no-protest zone, ish another house (our second and he would have to move. in 1998 bringing our Region’s These actions tell me that the total to %), pulling three more PM thinks, it is ok to suppress people out ofsubstandard housmy right to free speech, in the ing and into a stable family and interest of keeping a dictator financial environment. Habitat for Humanity Inhappy. (It is important to note that the dicitator Suharto is ternational is an ecumenical directly and indirectly responnonprofit organization dedisible for approximately 1.5 milcated to providing decent, aflion deaths). fordable housing for low-income If I was a protestor and was families who work in partnerpepper sprayed, then ‘manhanship with Habitat volunteers. Houses are sold at no profit, dled’ into a police car, arrested and put intojail, this issue would with no-interest mortgages usube even more important to me, ally paid over 20 to 25 years. but I don’t think we can let In Waterloo Region, this means that we can sell a qualiapathy cloud our thinking. This is an extremely important issue fied family a home for about that all students, and indeed all $80,000 but that their monthly Canadians, need to be made mortgage payments are only aware of. around $300 per month; less So, I ask of the Imprint the than many people pay for subfollowing: please help people standard rental housing. like me to become aware of Although progress toward news as it becomes available by Habitat’s long-term goal (elimisending someone out to find nating poverty housing worldwide) often seems totally unreout what is happening. In addition, consider the use of whatalistic at worst and excruciatGingly slow at best, it is amazing ever method is most appropriate (ie, petition) to make the how local efforts add up. Over PM0 aware that the public is 60,000 Habitat homes have aware of what happened and is .been built world-wide since 1976, including over 10,000 in not happy. A person next to me whoI’vebeentalkingwithabout the past year! Habitat is now dedicating a this, suggested that the best thing we could do is try to put new house somewhere in the world every 42 minutes! ‘’ One ._ ., ‘: pressure on the government to_ . . l’.‘.’ .’

great thing about the I-IFH sys- believe the Watcard benefits tern is that mortgage payments your business more than it does are funneled back into new the students. projects - thus the number of, Come on people, this is a homes built each year grows cause we can all fight togther. I incrementally. urge you to stand up for your Next year we plan to build rights as a student, a student four homes in Waterloo Region who has already made Gino’s a and we greatly appreciate the pizza Mecca, come with me, continued support of the UW join me in my quest, the quest community, specifically the for affordable pizza! Frosh Week organizers, the Gino, you’ve got to realize first-year students themselves, that our dough will not be tossed the Federation of Students, and around like your pizza dough. the Campus Chapter of Habitat for Humanity.

Fear

the Engineers

To the Editor,

Everybody wants a slice, including Gino

oday a friend and I walked into our favourite food stop, Gino’s Pizza, for a slice and a pop. For as long as we can remember, a slice and pop has cost $2.50, tax included. We were extremely disturbed to learn that Gino has raised the price to three bloody dollars. How can he justify this? Where is the humanity? I have blindly accepted tuition hikes and rent increases with a grain of salt, but I just can’t swallow this (pun intended). Gino, you have hit us where it hurts the most: our starving stomachs. Last year, the Gino’s Pizza frequent customer card was taken away from us because somebody supposedly stole the stamp. Yet no attempt was ever put forth to get a new stamp. And now you have slapped us in the face with a fifty cent increase. I could modestly accept a twenty-five cent increase, but fifty is like kicking a person in the ribs when they’re down. We’re starving students who depend on affordable pizza. I’d like to know what changes you’ve made to serve the students. The fact that you now accept Watcard does not justif’y your right to charge more. I

‘m new on campus, so maybe my Frosh leader forgot to tell me or something, but I’m glad that the Imprint’s been setting me straight. After all, if it wasn’t for your fine paper I would still have no idea that the Engineering faculty is just that much better and superior to the rest of us lowly students at UW. Had I not read the grammatically creative letters submitted about Kieran Green’s blasphemous column two weeks ago, I would still labour under the misapprehension that Engineers are normal run-of-themill students, rather than the elite group of super-intelligent future leaders that they are. Do not mock the Engineers and their phantasmic oracle, the Tool; rather, realize that the Tool is what grants the Engineering Society their godly status among mortal peons and Artsies. I propose that, from here on, no Arts student is allowed to gaze upon the countenance of the ‘Tool under threat of death by catapult. Furthermore, any Arts student who gazes upon the black hood of the Tool bearers should genuflect and spend a day in that position, fasting and offering their hunger unto the Tool. Bow to your masters, fellow Artsies!

FORUM

Welcome to the information

kay, so I’ve got the Internet, the Email, the news server, the Direct TV digital satellite with 500 channels, the laserdisc player, the DVD player, the VCR, the big-screen TV with a picture within a picture, the radio hooked up to the satellite, the CDs, the rapes, the speaker phone, the beeper, the videocamera hookup to thecomputerand the Internet, and the fax machine. With all that, not only do I have no money for food or clothes, but I never have to leave my house again. I can talk to the world! ! Does anyone else see that we are in the middle of an information age, where we need never not know anything, and we can talk to anyone, yet we are becoming far more distant from each other as a race? Seems that with the phone, email, Internet, chat lines and fax machines, why bother leaving? Why bother talking to someone face-to-face, when I can imagine the face, and stay in my boxers E-mailing them? Is this a good thing? Many think not. Personal “bubbles” that many make for themselves are growing larger, and physical contact, no matter how innocent, isavoided, thanks to charges of sexual assault and misconceptions. No one will make eye contact on the bus, or in class, and yet online we can chat it up for three or four hours easily. Many people seem more comfortable not making anyphysicalormentalconnectionwithanyone in person, and would rather not have to deal with real flesh and blood. If they don’t like a person, they can slap on “Ignore” in

station

the options box. Why bother dealing with the real world when you can bank over the phone? ‘Course, maybe ic isn’t all bad. With people never leaving their homes or even their beds, no one can get up to fight, or have sex, or transmit diseases through contact, or even have to bathe. War, poverty, viruses, and the population explosion all in one fell swoop. Not bad at all. This leaves me to wonder what is to come. If the next modern inventions further promote communication without actual intimacy, then maybe there will be no more war, or disease, or anything like that. No, there will always be war, sex, drugs, and food. Well, with the population soaring, maybe not food, but the other stuff, yes. Why? Because as humans, we need stimulation, we crave all of the above. Without human contact, we go insane. We need stimulation, and humancontact, in whatever form, is a drug to humans. Nothing digital will do for us. Men alone will search out female companionship, because we are pigs, and are far toolustful to keep just pictures and cybersex. Females will search for an actual face, for emotional contact in an intimate setting that can’t be created on the Internet. And they’ll look for sexual satisfaction too. Come on, admit it, ladies. So, I don’t think there’s anything to worry about just yet. And until theday that a handshake. is feared like the plague, I say

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2, 1998

Environmental racism

‘arren County, North Carolina 1982. This rural, poor and mostly African-American county was selected for a PCB landfill not because it was an environmentally sound choice, but because it seemed powerless to resist. During the subsequent protests and demonstrations against the landfill, the term “environmental racism” was coined. Environmental racism is racial discrimination in environmental policy-making. It is racial discrimination in the enforcement of regulations and laws. It is racial discrimination in the deliberate targetingofcommunities of colour for toxic waste disposal and the citing of polluting industries. Environmental injustices are being searched out, exposed and acted on by academicians and activists from around the world. The atrocious environmental policies of multinational corporations in the Third World are well documented. Toxic wastes, banned pesticides, “recycled” batteries, and scrap metals are routinely shipped to underdeveloped nations. International trade agreements like NAFTAreveal an abysmal environmental record as evidenced in the Maquiladoras industrial strip at the U.S.Mexican border. International waste and pollution practices of these corporations merely reflect their home-grown domestic policy of targeting low-income, disenfranchised communities of colour. Within the past decade, large infrastructure projects have displaced an estimated 80 to 90 million people globally. Weneednotlookfarinourowncommunities to witness environmental racism in action. Walpole Island, a reserve near Samia

(commonly known as Chemical Valley) is downstream from the ICI chemicals plant. This year the company began the process of dumping 750 million gallons of pond water in the St. Clair River. This dumping process is over and above the daily permissible toxic discharges from 28 industrial facilities in Sarnia. The plastics recycling facility located in a working class neighbourhood in Hamilton north burned for four days last July. The toxic smoke caused the evacuation of over 600 residents and water in the nearby streams and Hamilton Harbour was also contaminated. When sites for low-income housing are selected check out the location and ask, is this environmental racism? You maydiscoverforyourselfthe links that exist between environmental degradation, poor socio-economic status, social injus Eice, race and education. Chronic unemployment, poverty, and the lack of a sound economic infrastructure all place communities of colour at risk from polluting industries. Petrochemical colonialism mirrors the system of domination of former plantation owners, Now the petrochemical executive is the new “master” and “overseer.” Environmental racism is obvious where oil exploitation has devastated the environments of several indigenous groups in the Ecuadorian Amazon. Xavier Grijalva, spokesperson for the Organization of Indigenas People of Pastaza, Ecuador, wil1 be here Thursday, October 8, with a multimedia presentation on oil exploration and the peoples of the Amazon. Join us for an eveningwithxavierat 7 p.m. in the WPIRG Resource Library.

Brain-stainedpews rI\here’s

an old saying that Christians leave their brains at the back doors of the church. That is often true. I, being a Christian, will freely admit it. When I first decided to follow Jesus, I did so with brainless enthusiasm, frantically cutting apart anything that was even remotely opposed to Christianity. However, upon a few years experience along with reality hitting me like a ton of bricks, I changed my ways. “I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has in tended us to forgo their use” - &Mm Gui&i. I agree wholeheartedly with this statement. God has given human beings intelligence, so why would He be opposed to us using it? I think one of the biggest causes of atheism in the world is Christians. One of the reasons is because ofour reputation for mindlessness. It: t>others me, as a Christian, co see other Christians refusing to face an issue because it threatens their beliefs. Any faith that is afraid of being threatened is weak. True faith is strengthened in the face of adversity. A few questions or doubts will not kill it. But that is only one side of the coin. Flip it arbund, and you find yourself with a

bunch of intellects claiming that matters o the soul are “illogical” when they have never even experienced them. Many of you are critics who grew up in a church, or had some experience with Christianity that turned you off from it. Brendan Behan says, “critics are like eunuchs in a . harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.” The majority of Canadiansare familiar with Christianity. Most of us have been tochurch; we know how it’s done, and we’ve seen it done every day. A friend of mine who is a mother has only one rule at the dinner table, “Don’t say you hate it until you try it.” Have you given Jesus Christ not the established church, not Christians, not religion - have you given Jesus Christ a chance? If so, and you hate him still-fine, at least you know who you’re rejecting. But if not,

if you

itre basing

your

antagonism

toward Jesus on some negative experience with Christians, How logic&is that? “Most people would rather die than think ic; in fact, they do so” - Betrand RKwZL Are you going to let your preconceptions about Jesus prevent you from living

fully?

With the teachers’strikein full force,everydayis “TakeYourKidsto WorkDay” caItoon

bv Phil DelisIt

Rem%freedom at last! T

’ he darkly dressed man stirred in the shadows. He told RenC to make sure. lot to give away any names, or else :hey would never let him go. Ren6 ,old him not to worry because the )nly name he would give was the lame of the president that they lad killed. The man also told him lot to show any political militancy. ro that Rene answered: “I have no political militancy, ny political party is Chile and my 3ureau is my family.” “That’s good,” he said. “Stick with that answer. How have they 3een treating you?” “Ha! How do you think?” “Well, you’ve got to take it. gang in there until I can do some.hing. I can’t promise anything, jut I will do my best.” He didn’t give him a time iame or anything. He was just sent lack to the hole, but he wasn’t nterrogated again; he wasn’t even :alled for another month and a half. In the meantime, the interrention of the Red Cross Internaional and Amnesty International ed to better conditions in thecon:en tration camps. For the first two weeks, they were given 18 beans a day and two glasses of water. But now condiions have improved. The prison:rs were even allowed to go out on leek to wash clothes, They alsochanged the officer nchargeTheyfoundthisoutwhen lne day they were asked to “please brm aWe” and come up to the leek. Up to this point they had lever been asked to “please do” nything; it had always been “get he hellup here before we beat the hit out of you, you bastards!” When they got up top, the oficer in charge asked them if they lad any complaints, or anything to <ay, or ifthey wanted to communi:ate with family. What a change! He also asked if anyone was Catholic, and Ren6 put up his hand. -Ie wanted to tell the navy chapain to relay a message to the chapain of the army in the city, who was llso director of his son’s school. He vanted his son to know that he still

lad a father. On December

18, Ren& was In the deck washing his clothes. Two days earlier, they had taken [way the secretary-treasurer of his mion to the Academy of War, the bfficer’s college and the new site or interrogation and torture. As <em5 was doing the laundry, the eep that they used to take prison-

ers away appeared at the far end of the dock. He jokingly told a friend who was also washing nearby, “they’re coming for me.” The jeepstopped and the secretary-treasurer got out. He was , shaved, with a nice Mexican style moustache, and walkingon hisown, looking well. The guard in charge of him walked through the gate, showed the sergeant a paper, and Rene’s name was called. They told him to get all his stuff, even the wet stuff that he was washing, and get into the jeep.

voices who were crying to tear him apart The man who came to get him asked, “DO you remember me?” Rent5 didn’t at first, but he was quickly reminded that it was the man who had visited him a month or so earlier. He told him that he was going to help, and that Rem5 might be able to go home tonight. Rem5 was told to talk abou t his trip to West Germany in 1472. He was invited by their government to talk about the special co-operative housing program of which he

From under his blindfold, Ren6 could see four pairs of shoes. He instinctively put his hands behind his chair, legs apart, like he had been used to in the past. He remembered how they tied you that way and made you take your shoes off and put your feet on the cold steel floor, in an inch of water to make the 220 volt connection that made you jump like hell! They asked him why he was sitting like that. He told them that it was because he knew what he was there for. “And what is that?” they asked. “To give you answers to questions that you might ask.” They asked him if he had ever seen a certain man, the president of the white collar workers union, with a gun. Rene described him as smaller than he was, with little glasses, very smart. Atypical studious looking man. He was one of the fourteen most wanted by the new Chilean government. Of course Rem5 knew him; theywere together at many union meetings. So he offered himself to his torturers again, but they said, no, no, you don’t have to. “So tell us, you were in Ger-

many?” them said,

Imprint file photo While he was down below getting his things, his secretary-

treasurer wasthere, too,and though they couldn’t talk because there was a guard watching them closely, the newly arrived man gave Ren& the thumbs up. In the jeep, they were blindfolded, with guards on either side of them. They drove f6r about fifteen minutes, then stopped. Rene heard them tell his friend to get the hell out. He did, and they kept going. In a few more minutes, the jeep stopped at the Academy of War. Rem5 was greeted there with the jeers of guards calling for him to be their next victim. But someone else came and said, “Is this the prisoner, Ren6 Crespo?” “Yes.” “Okay, I’ll take it from here.” And they walked away from the

was the regional director. They walked up stairs, and through many doors. It was a scare tactic, to confuse the prisoners, and make them uneasy. Then he was forced to wait in a room from which he could hear the screams of others being questioned in nearby rooms.

And he spent an hour telling about it. Everitually they

“Fine, fine, but now tell us the real thing.” “And what is that?” Rem? asked. “Where are the weapons?” “Come on,” he said, “we never had no weapons!” “But you’ve never seen that man with any weapons, even a small shotgun?” “No.” “Was he violent?” It was at this point that Rent realized that they had not caught the man they were asking him about. Theywentontoaskhimabout his family, and political militancy

and why he supported Allende. Finally one of the interrogators asked him ifhe wantedacigarette. Rene said that he quit since he was arrested. He didn’t want them to light a cigarette because he didn’t knowwhat theywanted todo with it. But one of them lit one for him, sohehadasmokewiththem.That day, nobody touched him. According to the man who saved him, Rend was already sentenced to five years of hard labour inaconcentration camp in the north ofChile. But he burned his file, and that day, the interrogators could not find it. That night they finally sent him home. It was an ordeal just to get out. He had to wait to get his picture taken, and it was close to curfew. Finally it was taken, and he was let go. He had to take one of those mountain elevators to get down to take the bus. He had no money, only his blankets and clothes. And he was lost. A lady walking by called his name. She knew him because her son was in the same camp as he was. He had been beaten up the day before Rene left, But he told her that he was well, and that he would probably be home soon because

now, he was free. She gave him some money and he took the last bus to his hometown. He sat in the back, with some feeling of shame. Some people looked at him with sympathy, others regarded him with fear. They didn’t want tooget to close for fear they would get into trouble.

On the bus he met another friend who was kind enough to pay for his taxi ride home. When he got there, his twin daughters no longer recognized his bearded face. But his wife knew him, of course. Rem5 didn’t sleep that night. He could only wander around his house and watch his children sleep. Then, he sat in his backyard and enjoyed every single second of his much-earned freedom.

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You are the world’s biggest copycat. Quit trying to be like me. Why do you keep following me? Stopsayingwhat I say. Stop it. Stop it! “All Gemini’s are really stupid.” Ha- ha, gotcha!

Beware, your constant gossip will be your ruin. It’s ironic really, you’re so busy talking about everyone, but they aren’t talkingabout you. You knowwhy? ‘Cause noone cares about you. Getoveryourself, whatdoyou think you are, thecat’s shit or something?

Well aren’t you just the most fabulously wonderful person in the world? You know, it’s people like you that make me want to bring a shotgun to school and sit atop the Dana Porter with a coke and a bag of Doritos.

You will get the uncontrollable urge to come to Tmprint and volunteer for the Features section. We don’t know why, but you are getting sleepy, very sleepy. . . . Now that you’re asleep we can say what we really think of you.

do you have to beso happy about anyway? Your life isn’t that great. In fact, you know what? They couldn’t pay me enough to be you. I think that happiness is highly overrated.

human& once again. If it wasn’t for people like you, we would all bedoomed, DOOMED I say!!! If only the rest of us schleps could learn to be more like you, this world would be a utopian society.

You think too highly of yourself. But you knowwhat? You suck. You’re never gonna get what you want, especially not if you don’t shower. Time to renewyourprozac prescription.

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You will have trouble fmding others of your kind. Soon you will party so much that you will ignore school.You will end up friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless, unemployed in Greenland.

One good turn. by Kimberly

m ManulifTe Financial

Seek refuge iti the cool space between the wall and your bed. Stay there until somebody actually notices you are missing. And then when they ask ifyou are undti the bed, say no.

n this cruel and abusive world, a simple act of kindness can some!imes have the biggest impact. It doesn’t happen often but this week, it happened to me, A few days back, I was working the close shift on Drive-Thru. It was a nightmare before I even punched in. Nothing was cleaned, we were an employee short, and I was already disgruntled because, hey, I work in a fast food restaurant (not that there’s anything wrong with that). All I wanted to do was go home to my comfy bed but instead, I was at work, surrounded by beef by-products and cold fries. In short, I wasn’t my usual do-anything-to-please self. Where does this enlightenment fit in, you ask? Well, let me explain something first: the transferrence of negative energy. Its forces exude when you are in the ultimate mood and one person, it only takes one, comes across your path to spew their negative energy on you. Come on, you know what I’m talking about. You’re happily singing along with the radio in your car when some

prick abruptly cuts you off. You immediately flip the bird and begin to utter idle threats under your breath. Your whole disposition has done a 360. Unfortunately, this anger is taken out on the next person who crosses your path who, in turn, transfers the energy on to the next person thg meet, and soon. A powerful and vicious cycle. Trapped in my frustration, I figured I’d probably be the “designated driver” who’d start the negative cycle for the night as customers arrived. Instead, I got a wonderful surprise. As usual, I took the order and greeted the customer, As the woman handed me hercash, I took note that it was a $10 bill for two reasons. One: many people try to pull off an oh-so-clever scam of giving me a ten and insisting it was a twenty, therefore profiting and leaving my manager to assume that I scoffed the ten bucks myself.

a ten and explained why. As I handed her the food, she handed me a paper. On it, I found a name, Shirley Degraaf, and a number. If my till was five dollars short, she worried the imbalance may get me in trouble. She insisted I phone her if it was short. A customer concerned about an employee? That Bmmhappens! This simple act made me realize that transferring positive energy can be just as effective as transferring negative energy. My mood changed instantly. I was hap pier, friendlier, and more patient. I appreciated the fact that thereare still good people in this world. And, Icouldbeoneofthem!Thatnight, I spread my positive energy to each customer, hoping that they’d further expel the good vibes. So, next time you want to take revenge on the bastard who cut you off, think about the consequences. Do you really want to be

And two: I knew

responsible

in it, therefore,

mytill

had no tens

i c’d be the only ten in the till. I put her money away and gave her the change. She then politely asked me why she got a five back. She was sure she gave me a five instead of the ten. I assured her she gave me

for ruining

somebody

else’s potentially good day? Instead, smile and spread the positive energy. You’ll be surprised when the next person you run into, stranger or not, returns the smile and passes it on. After all, one good turn really does deserve another.

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t thermprint meeting last week, I was challenged to find Canadian issues to fill this space until I get over to Northern Ireland. This week I’m going to do some thing remarkably Canadian. I am going to apologize. In the past couple of weeks, I’ve written many articles. Within those articles, I’ve made a fewcrucial mistakes. For one thing, I was severely ridiculed for using the wrong form of the word “its” last week, Now I know thisisaconfusing issue, but as an English major, I should know the difference. I made a foolish grammatical error, and I’m sorry. I tried to blame it on the proofreaders, but to no avail. I was a little rushed in writing my column last week. Because of that, I didn’t have time to look it over. My lateness also created a great inconvenience for my editor, Lisa Johnson, who had to rearrange her whole section just for me. Lisa, I’m sorry I was late, it won’t happen again. The next couple of mistakes are more public. I wrote an article reviewing the 54”40 concert at FED Hall during Frosh Week. In that article I praised the vocal talents of their guest Coca Love Alcorn, and claimed they were “limited only by the unfortunate FED Hall sound system.” The sound system that night was not the FED system, but a special one brought in by request of the band. The reason for this was that they had experienced difficulties with the in-house system in the past. It should be noted, however, that the FED Hall sound system had been refurbished, and since I haven’t heard it, I can’t really comment on it. To Fraser and the other people at FED Hall, I’m sorry. There was yet another mistake in that column. For some reason I called Spirit of the West an eastern band. The obvious connotations of their name aside, I decided that they were from the east. Maybe because of their sound, or because I’d heard that from various uncertain, and obviously incorrect, sources. Sorry to the band and anyone else who noticed. Doh! One thing1 will not apologize for though, is my blatant plugs of

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the Crosscountry team (GO WARRIORS!) and my relentless promotion of Imprint. We always need volunteers, so come on down. Lastly, I’d like to thank Andrea Halabecki for sending me an email re: Greg Keelor. It’s nice that people are reading these articles. One way to find that out is when people pointoutmistakes! Ifyou haveany comments about what I write, please feel free to email me at: johnlofranco@hotmail.com.

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s you know, one of my responsibilities as VPSI is to facilitate many of the FED’s services.The most frequently asked question is “what does the Womyn’s Centre do?” The Womyn’s Centre is located at SLC 2102 (take the stairs beside the entrance to the Bomber and it is the first room on the left). Its duties and functions include providing a safe and supportive environment on campus for

women, informing the university community of various women’s issues with an aim to discourage discriminatory behaviour, and providing students with information concerning women’s issues. There are many ways to help out the Womyn’s Centre including helping with office hours and with organizing such events as Movie Nights and Speakers. You could assist in the organization of the Memorial Ceremony on December 6 or help publish a collection of women’s writing and art. And if you have any ideas of your own, the Womyn’s Centre is open

to and grateful for any new ideas. Ifyou are interested involunteeringor have any questions’, you can con tact Christine at 888-0525 or ccheng@engmail, or you can email Disa at dalmeida@artsuZ. You can also leave a message at the Womyn’s Centre at 888-4567 ext 3457. Ifyou want tocheck theCentre out, tentative office hours are from 1230-l :30 p.m. Other office hours are posted on the door. The next event the Womyn’s Centre is having isan Open House on Thursday, October 14, from 5:3O-8:00 p.m. Be sure to stop by!

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Beer is a time&honoured tradition in the Lett family. A tradition which goes back hundreds of years and dozens of generations. Sure, the Lett family has produced way more than its share of statesmen, war heroes, businesstycoons, doctors, and men of the cloth. They’ odd poet and even a horse thief. But the real pride of the Lett family has alwaysbeen its bretig tradition. A tiadition typified by the legendary Irish Red created by the fsmily patriarch and master brewer George Henry Lett in the 1800s. Consequently, it was with no small amount of famiIy pride that Patrick Lett decided to recreate this legendary brew in order to slake the family thirst and continue the family brewing tradition. To duplicate this family masterpiece right here in Canada he commissioned the skilled craft brewers at the Trafdgar Brewing Company. The end result is Paddy’s Irish Red, considered by many to be the gold standard of beer. There are no colouring

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was sitting in English class the other day, and we were having a discussion of symbolism in the world. Someone put up her hand and commented on how that little Durex Sheik sperm cartoon character is a symbol because when we see it, we think ofcondoms. Inevitably, the argument arose: is advertising such as this glamourizing and promoting sex to youngsters? I say youngsters with the utmost respect, referring to the demographic that most of these commercials are targeting. It is common knowledge that they air on MuchMusic all the time. And in the age of Hanson, Spice Girls, and Backstreet Boys, thecoreaudienceofMuchMusic is between twelve and seventeen years old. So I decided that this would be an interesting subject to pursue further on some level. I invited my room-mate to get into a gentle “t&e & tete” with me. I stuck a tape recorder between us and we just discussed for a while. What I offer you here is the inconclusive result of that conversation: Do you have a stance on this issue one way or the other? Do you? I don’t think I can say for sure right now, I’m kind of sitting on the fence. I mean, there are certainly points in favour of and

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Yeah, but what you just said is itself a strike against it. You may not realize it, but you just said “safe sex.” There truly is no such thing as safe sex. Safer sex, yes. But nothingis100percent,Andthefactthatyou, an intelligent university-aged person, does not know that is a prime example of how

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But the problem is, it’s not typically a conscious decision. We don’t decide how these commercials affect us, they just affect us submnsciously. I don’t think a teenager is going to see this commercial and start contemplating his or her deep personal views on sex.

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Hey, do you remember that episode of uBeverly Hills, 90210” when Donna was talkingaboutsafe sex? She used the analogyofa swimming pool. She said if you have a swimming pool and you are concemed about your young child going in it, you can tell him not to. And if he doesn’t listen, you can even go so far as to build a fence around the pool. But in the long run, ifyou don’t want your child to drown, you had better teach him how to swim. Vet-y nicelj quoted. I t%nk thds tutdy true. Peopk are foe concerned with tdfhg kids ‘ho, no no ** witlfrout . . . Withoutmakingsurcthattheyareproperly equipped in this world. You and 1 were both teenagers, and the more they’re told “no” the more they want to do what they’re told they can’t. EXOC@. And so it’s fair to tell kids hzt ubshutpce is the on/y wuy to be IUUpef centsure, but jfpafents know their c.ihh may have sex unywuy, they betier know how to ,grotec# themse&s. Agreed, but I seem to have taken us a little off topic. We’re not talking about safe(r) sex here, we’re talking about the glamourization of it. But we haven’t really come to any firm decision one way or the other, have we? NQ. Igues then? is no tighhznswef. Probablya multitudeofwronganswers. lugne with you dolrgh, that Spenny-Guy is definitely cute. I think I’dbuy a T-shiti . . .

“Hell, I’d buy a Spermy-Guy T-shirt just ‘cuz he’s so damn cute.”

way. We’re supposed to be discussing the commtfciul mufketing of Gundams and wkdef the lii7h cu~uon dufu6~ef is ghmotitizing sex. Absolutely. Well, first it was the Energizer Bunny, and then came the Taco Bell Chihuahua.. . “Yo quiet-0 Taco Bell! ” Yes, very good. My point is, are SpermyGuy T-shirts, pencil cases, bumper stickers, and stuffed animals next? I don ‘t think it’llgo ha&fur. Even ij~4u~ is true, irSnotlike/y t&u fuzzystti#ed$em isgoingtu mukesexany morr inviring to teenagers. A fe hey thzt st/sceptible? True, I choose to believe that teenagers are smarter than that. They aren’t likely to say: “Awww, look at the cute spermy guy. Let’s go have sex !” But am I giving them too much credit? I know better, and I always have, But that’smy experience andmy intelligence

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icrosoft dominates the computer industry. It has isen to power in a shorter time than vircuallyanyothercompany. Not only that, but they continue to hold onto that power even as their competitors rise and fall. Othercompaniescome and go, Microsoft is a constant success. What is the trick? A big strategy Microsoft uses is to copy other companies’ good ideas shamelessly and indiscriminately. all started with MS-DOS. Bill Gates’ first product, was basically a copy ofCP/M, a Digital operating system. And the copy wasn’t even written by Billhe just bought it from Seattle Computer Products and licensed it right back to IBM, renamed MS-DOS. He continued to improve his operating system by copying various window managers, one of the

mainones beingtheMacOS. They were taken to court, but won the court case. This was rhe famous “look-and-feel” case that was in court for years. Apple eventually lost in April of 1992. OS/Z was originally a joint project between Microsoft and IBM, and the two promised to release compatible operating systems. After building a few versions of OS/2 on IBM’s tab, though, Microsoft went off and built their own high-end operating system, called it Windows NT, and you know the rest. Microsoft doesn’t seem eo have actually stolen code from Netscape, but they seem to have copied it in a hurry in 1994-1995. MS released Internet Explorer in August 1995, soon after the release of Netscape’s product. They may have copied code from Apple’s QuickTime video and media format. The spectacular purchase fast year of 150 mil-

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lion dollars in Apple stock by Microsoft may have been a settlement for suspected copyright infringements. Microsoftreally wants to own the streaming video market. We’ll see what happens -QuickTime and RealNetworks are still going strong. But, as you can tell, Microsoft is like a shark in the water what it can’t do itself, it gets by other means. Anyone who has ever used Microsoft’s software has to give at least grudging respect, though. I L’s buggy, but so are ehti competition’s products. On the other hand, Microsoft’s leading products are consistently innovate in their product areas. Take Word 97198 with its automatic correction, numbering, point-form-making, headings, and underlining of errors. Microsoft obviously hiredintelligent professional writers and paid them just to sit around and think. Microsoft gains yet more

power by putting out the best deLzlopment systems available. That is not to say the most advanced. Microsoft can never be accused of being ahead of its time. That is, after all, often fatal - witness NeXT. But Microsoft keeps their tools right on the leading edge, adding headline-grabbing innovations without going too far into uncharted territory. Microsoft also owns the best IDE, which is Developer Studio. And Visual Basic is a monster the largest object-based development system in existence. Microsoft uses a subtIe technique to insert their products into the collective psyche. They name them in really obvious, generic ways. I refer you to Dilbert for why this works. Microsoft’s office suite is called Office. Their windowing system is called Windows. Their Internet browser is called Internet Explorer, Business managers love

buzzwords (how about “back office”) and Microsoft shovels them out by the forkload. After all, it’s the managers that sign the purchase orders. With the hearts of the developq-s come the souls of the users. They just want the tools; they’ll use whatever the information technology department slaps down on their desk, no matter what company it comes from. That, along wi th various other undisclosed actions (forwhich the company is now under investigati;on by the U.S. Anti-trust squad), is how you get the power to have ehe largest market cap of anycompanyin the U.S.A. Microsoft passed IBM as the number one software company this year. Sources: htcp://www3.islandneLcom/-kpolsson/comphisthtm, Nicolas Bonnet, Duyen Nguyen, Charles Niemeier, and various other sources.

Bill Nye plus prophylactics! Where am I going with this? You answer! his survey (which you can fill out online as well) is T intended to spark some comment about where Science and Technology are, and where we see them progressing to in the future. Please email your comments to science@imprint.uwaterloo.ca I welcome your responses, and if you would like to do articles on any of these subjects, please do!

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8. Does religion innately clash with science, or do the two complement each other?

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5. How much has science and technology impacted your parents’ lives? a)How has it affected your life? b)How much will it impact

9. a)Would you accept a cybernetic implant? b)Do prophylactics count? 10. a) What will be the first planet to be colonized?

14. a) Are Canadians technology savvy? b) Does your idea of recyclinginvolvereusingessays?

Explain. 17.What should researchprioritiesbe? 18. Should basic research receive as much funding as commercial? 19. Doyouthinkscienceand technology can provide answers to the world’s problems, or will they cause more problems than they solve?

20. Would you sell your organs for profit? Would you buy orFans that were “mined ’ for profit?

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2. What are the best and worst things about science and technology? 3. Could Bill Nye the Science Guy beat down Dr.

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b) Would you help colonize other planets! 11. Would you live forever if ou could? t; y any means? 12. What is the biggest

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Impn’ntstM it@ tlreZ&ordrepresents a relatively new breed of D game; the real-time action adventure. One key difference in this title, however, is tl lat when you fight, you don’t just (::lick your mouse, you actively decide the types of attack you will employ in order to best your foes.

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fers more than one way for you to fight. You can choose to use a joystick, the keyboard, your mouse and two methods of keyboard control. The first method of keyboard control is called “arcade”, and it greatly simplifies your battles, Using the number keypad, all you havetodoishitanumber to execute a swing or block. The second method, called VSIM, is more difficult to learn but more effective in battle. VSIM is basically a physics swinging model that uses inertia in order to effect more realistic combat. For instance, toexecutea mid-level slash, you would hold 6 and then hit 4.

The6drawsyourarmback,andthe 4 brings it sweeping across. It is the same for downward slashes and so forth. Using the mouse in VSIM mode is more difficult, but is similar to the keyboard VSIM. Other controls include climbing, jumping and ducking. With a combination of elements such as ducking and jumping, you can perform combat moves. T h e swings and moves seem a bit slow for a battle-hardened warrior, though. You can also record and

damage is inflicted). The plot of DBTS revolves around the kidnapping of your friend and fellow adventurer. You are Enric, and you will fight Kobolds, Urcs and even a Giant Octopus. Other monsters include Ogres and Lizardmen. And you will fight hard. The game starts off pretty low key, becoming progressively more difficult as you continue. Getting ganged up on by groups of baddies sure makes battles interesting. The graphics and sound ofDS@eA’~ord are reasonably good. The graphics under DirectX weren’t as impressive as I would have liked, looking quite blocky and pixellated on my large monitor, I assume they look better with a 3Dfx accelerator. No OpenGL support is included. The sounds, while not top notch, did help add to the atmosphere. When you hear a door photo courtesy of Interplay oPenahead it makes You think twice! The sounds save moves you have made up themselves were generally uninwith the move recorder. It allows spired, however. you to choreograph and assign sevAll things saidJMy&Sword era1 special moves to hotkeys, is not a bad title, and as one of the which you then use in combat. few of the genre available, worth More efficient moves are gentaking a look at if you are into erally faster, and have a better action and role playing. If not, . . to sweet spot (where the maximum each his own.

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uch like artsy that are P V 1 made for much more sophisticated people than myself, there are games that are made for their stunning graphics, completely ignoring one simple rule: games must be fun. CtiineK&-k-hits this bang on. These are games you play for five minutes and say “ohh, ahhh” then throw in the round file. If you want to see 60 frames per second of action, rent this game don’t get suckered out earned cash. No doubt the creators game had good intentions a good job animating the *Yc-~“-u*~aci

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movement. I chose to follow the single player campaign for a little while until I got killed and bored. To fill the time I drove around and shot everyone I saw. This was ap-

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with and that is the game. Once in a while they to make you believe there is some sort of plot with lengthy movie scenes but I suspect they had fill space or something. Another point; I have absolutely no idea why they even bothered with the two-playerpartofrhis game. What a complete waste of time. Find and destroy, find and destroy, when there are only tl:o people playing, it gets boring quickly. This two-player won’t even pacify your little brother’s compIaints of “I oi Interplay wanna Play too.” The A PC version of this game without the 60 frames per second action will certainly suck seeing as the only redeeming factor of this game is the graphics. Think hard before buying this one. Real hard.

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t’s hard to imagine life todaywithout the wheel, but when its inventor first showed it off, it became an object of ridicule with no particular use except for arousing laughter at the local inn. That soon changed. The London International Inventions Fair held this weekgave today’s brave inventors the chance to expose their ‘brain children’ to the critical public eye. Here’s just a sample of what have been heralded this years topten inventions. Will they become the everyday items of tomorrow or will they have the longevity of the proverbial chocolate teapot?

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The ingenious Hobbs cat flap applies a pesticide to your cat each time it passes through the flap to kill any uninvited guests (fleas) who have been hitching a ride on the family pet on their way to start a new life in your carpet or sofa!

latter and you’re at Waterloo, there’s something wrong). What it can do though is tell you whether or not you’re about to become a millionaire! The device stores all your regular lottery numbers and by typing in the winning numbers each time they are announced, the checker quickly announces the good, or more often, bad news.

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Ladies, it seems in this case that technology has sided with the manwhen itcomes to the on-going argument over leaving the toilet seat up. This device heralded “Clever Jack’s Toilet Seat” automatically lifts up the toilet seat when not in use. Now husbands can resolve this long standing argument by blaming the vertically posed toilet seat on a computer error! Source:

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This attachment for the humble golf club allows the player to pick up the ball without even having to bend over. No, its not a labor saving gone too far, in fact the designer hopes it will make life easier for golfers with back-ache.

Food storage may never be the same again if the Japanese-designed computerized fridge makes its way into our homes. The computer, housed on the front of the fridge keeps a record of what’s inside, can display recipes and draw up your shopping list! Boasting a Pentium II processor and high-capacity hard drive, it is rumored to have more power than a household PC. Will the home computer be left to gather dust as families spend more time playing with the fridge?

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For many of us, a quick surfon the net between classes has become almost second nature, All very well at university, but for those students who plan to carry the habit into the workplace, take heed as employers are now two steps ahead ofyou. J.S.B. sofmare technologies have launched a product which will allow bosses to closely monitor the sites which their employees are visiting. Using positive filtering, the system measures the ‘business relevance’ of the site visited and informs your superior just how productive you really are. From.now on its going to take more than typing furiously on the keyboard and chronic head scratching to make net-surfing look like work!

voyage at the end of this month aboard’ shuttle mission STS-95, making him the oldest man to fly in space. The trip will provide valuable information on the relationship between aging and adaptation to weightlessness. The feat is all the more remarkable when you learn that his first voyage ended with his skin on fire as he re-entered the atmosphere before splashing into the Atlantic Ocean! He blasts off into space and the into the record books on October 29.

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Genetic engineers making giant leaps forward in the manipulation of plant genes say that cotton plants which produce coloured cotton may not be far off. Popuhr SC&Y magazine reported on how their developments may also help them to produce better quality food and medicine Experiments carried out at Cereon Genomics have produced very positive results and the full potential of their discoveries has not yet been determined. Genetically engineered crops already exist-a significant portion 0fAmerica’scorn and soya bean crop are produced from genetically modified plants. A bacteriumsourced gene was added to the first generation of the plants making them more resistant to pests and more tolerant to the different chemicals sprayed on them. Pharmaceutical companies are particularly excited by the potential of plant gene manipulation are -investing heavily in the research.

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when Mr. or Miss Right is within 15 feet. The beeper stores your personal interests and detects when a suitable match is close bv. It’s coming soon to the U.S., so commuters on crowded subway trains will have to be a little understanding when frenzied bachelors dive through the crowd in pursuit of the girl of their dreams!

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A new 1uxuryVolvodue to be launched next spring will incorporate a revolutionary ‘smog-eating’ radiator which actually cleansup as it drives along. The radiator, developed in New Jersey, is coated with a catalytic material which converts ground level ozone into oxygen! The car has justifiably been blamed as the no. 1 source of air pollution across the world so this kind of development is particularly significant at a time when the automobile’ tries to clean up its act. The development would not however reduce the pollution coming from the car’s tail pipe.

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Volvo isn’t the only one getting into cleaning up pollution, Scientists have recently discovered that the poplar tree is also in on the act. The trees suck up contamlnants in soil and water and either store or break them down. The trees may be used at pofluted industrial sites, avoiding the need for costly government clean-up programs.

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An intense burst of gamma rays burst forth from a star 20,000 light years away from Earth.The burst released moreenergy thin the sun does in 300 years. Not too shabby.

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Bound to be useful during the harsh winter forecast for Ontario, these automatic snack-packs provide a hot, nutritious meal wherever you are. It doesn’t use gas, electricity, spontaneous combustion, blackmagic I or any other kind of conventional heat source. The contents become piping hot in 15 minutes by a chemical reaction triggered off when water is added, so in a quarter of an hour you can tuck into a chicken casserole or Lancashire hot pot whether you’re on top of

German company EnBW is surging towards use of the electricity supply for Internet access. They have just launched a trial on which 20 and later 200 net-users plug-in to the new technology and put it through its paces. The development could mean that using the Internet will become cheaper and faster - directly addressing two of its prominent flaws. If the project is completed, it may cause more than a mild shock to the telecommunications networks

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Warriors getting- hit hard Baseball team wins one out of four The Warrior pitching staff had their best day of the season, holding the Golden Hawk bats to six runs over two games. Ryan Hollett went the distance in the first game, allowing only one earned run and five hits over seven innings. The change of pace also helped Warriors’ veteran Aaron Chu, Chu, who normally plays catcher, made a rare left-field appearance. Along the way, he went 3-for-4, smacked a double to lefr field and scored the team’s only run. Laurier Waterloo

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erhaps the change of pace was just what the Warriors needed, After a thunderstorm delayed the start of Sunday’s doubleheader to 5 p.m., the Warriors picked up the tempo and fmished two games in under four hours.

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By 7:15 p.m., two hours and fifteen minutes in, the Warriors were on their way to victory in the second half of the doubleheader. With the ballpark lights shining on the outfield, Matt Beelen shone on the mound. I-Ie picked up a complete-game victory, strikingout six Laurier batters and only allowing one walk. None of the three runs the Golden Hawks scored were earned. The victory was Beelen’s first of the year. The Warriors got solid hitting once again from Mike Fuchs, who went Z-for-Z, scored twice, picked up two walks and stole a base. Designated Hitter Jeremy Service had a productive night, reaching base three times and knocking in one run. Veteran third baseman Chris Gibbons also picked up an RBI. Pat Turner also had a great night, both behind the plate and on the field. The shortstop went Z-for-4, including

a double to right, scored twice and stole a base. Turner made several nice grabs in the middle of the infield. Laurier Laurier

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At Maple Leaf Gardens in Toronto, the story goes, the organ player used to open games with a rendition of “Three Blind Mice” when the officiating was particularly bad. The Bechtel Park press box staff has the idea filed away. Despite excellent hitting by JeffMacDonald and Mike Fuchs, the Warriors lost a heartbreaker, leaving the bases loaded in the bottom of the seventh. DH Matt Lindsay ended the inning on a controversial called third strike. MacDonald, who went Z-for-3 in the first game, also scored, stole a base and picked up an RBI. Fuchs was also 2-for-3, scored twice and picked up two RBIs, drilling his third home run of the season over the centre-field fence. In the second game, MacDonald did his best Sammy Sosa impersonation, smashingatwo-run shot over the right field wall. The homer was his second of the year. Rookie Keith St. John had a good day at the plate, going Z-for-3 and scoring twice. Aaron Chu reached base three times and scored a run. The Wartiors seek revenge against the Brock Badgers on Saturday, October 3, at 1 p.m. The game is scheduled to start at 1 p.m., barring any inclement weather.

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n Saturday afternoon the Waterloo Warriors football team traveled to York for their first real road game against the Yeomen, and faced a large and noisy homecoming crowd hungry for a win, However, the combination of the Warriors’ newfound passing game and their customary strong defence proved too much for the home squad as our boys quicklysilenced the crowd en route to a 54-3 victory. Ryan Wilkinson had his best game as a Warrior as he amassed 320 yards whilecompleting 15 of 20 passes, four of which were touchdowns. He also opened the scoringwith a one-yard touchdown run. This offence is quite a change from recent years whenthe Warriors relied on Jarrett Smith TO carry the ball and the team. Although Smith’s departure has not been forgotten, Wilkinson’s performance so far this year has provided theteam with a more diverse and exciting game plan. Of course, having targets like wide receivers &dy&!acGregor,Chris Krebich and Chris Amey to throw to

is a definite plus. MacGregor caught two touchdown passes among his eight receptions for 176 yards. Krebich also factored in wirh a 23-yard touchdown reception, and the Yeomen were often chasing Amey as he had three huge receptions for 89 yards and one touchdown. Oh, but don’t you worry. The Warriors still exhibited a great running game, as the combination of Mike Bradley, Eddie Kim and Doug Haidner combined for 162 yards. Bradley led the way with 80 yards, including a powerful 35 yard touchdown run whichdisplayed his ability to shift gears during his carries. Haidner again proved to be valuable in short yardage situations as he converted two out of the three successful third and short situations. The offensive line should be given credit for providing great pass protection and allowing York little defensive penetration. On the other hanb, the Warriors were chasing York quarterback Fabio Brusco over thefield as if rhey were those deranged females who pursue that longhaired freak of a modelofthe same name. 01’ Fabio might have done a better job on Saturday as Brusco washeld to 72 passing yards. His first pass of the game was deflected by Richard Hock. Chuck

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Walsh and Nate Martin led theconstant defensive pressure that forced one fumbleand three interceptions. JasonTibbits returned one of his two picks for a 23-yardtouchdown, while Mane Bell made the other interception as the game was winding down. The highlight of the Warrior performance was that the defence and the offence played hard for sixty minutes, which was a problem in the past two weeks. Kicker Tony &ha’s woes continued though, as he converted only one of three field goal attempts. However, that and the unnecessary eight penalties are the onlyproblemsthat the Warriors should concentrate on as they prepare to spoil their second homecomingin as many weeks as they travel to London this coming Saturday. It will be exciting tosee what else head coach Chris Triantafilou will pull out of his bag of tricks to stymie the country’s second ranked team in what many are considering to be a Yates Cup preview. Remembertocheckthe Fedsofflcein thestudent Life Centre for availability of the $10 bus and ticket package, and show some support for your school as they hopefully shut up those annoying Western fans in their biggest game of the season.

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ast year’s first place team from McMaster was stopped by the supposed underdogs from Waterloo who proved they should never be underestimated. The women’s rugby team extended their record from one loss and one win to include a tie against McMaster on Saturday. As with their two previous matches, the Warriors were forced to play an extremely defensive game. The women showed that, when push comes to shove, they can keep anyone out of their end zone - they just can’t keep them out of their end. The Warriors experienced some trouble in their line-outs,

causing them to lose possession of the ball on numerous occasions. Yet the forwards pushed on, with lock Loes Dewitt leading many of the drives. Jen Adams was in full formonce again at strum half, managing to make strong under-pressure passes and taking the ball herselfwhen necessary. Sarah Mee at a-woman also managed to plow through the McMaster defense, letting them know they’d have to take her head before she’d give up the ball. A strong tackling effort was put forth by all the Warriors, especially from veteran Ange Gardhouse. When the Warrior backs did get the ball they were able to work out a great passing game with Annette Vieira and Kate Ballweg gaining substantial yardage on sin-

gle plays. Unfortunately, penalty after penalty forced the Warriors back into their own end. Heather Moyse still managed to score two trys to put the Warriors in the lead. Hopeful for a win the Warriors faced fatigueand disappointment due to an unreasonable number of penalties in the second half, which allowed McMaster to score two trys oftheirown. This left the final score at Waterloo 10, McMaster 10. The Warriors hope to come back with a win this Saturday, October 3 at 400 p.m. against last year’s second place Guelph Gryphons. You can get in a full afternoon of great Rugby with the Warrior rugby men also taking on Guelph at 1:00 p.m. See you at Columbia Lake on Saturday.

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A fourth year student-athlete from Uxbridge, Ontario, Ryan overcame the challenge of a new defense. Wilkinson threw 15 of20 for 323 yds, threw for4TDs with no interceptions and ran for one touchdown. Ryan passed the team toan impressive 54-3 victory in one of the best quarterback performances in Waterloo history. Ryan is also the OUA player of the week.

Fernandes

Joanne Fernandes, a third year Kin student, led the Warriors to three wins over the weekend. The field hockey Warriors were victorious @’ over McGill, Queen’s and Trent University. Joanne demonstrated strong offensive play, recording five goals in those three games. Her performance over the weekend brings her season total to seven goals, leading all UW scorers.

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n the second week of regular season play, the Warrior women were tied for sixth place with York in the National ranking. This week the Warriors played some key games in anticipation of moving up in the

three games at Lamport Stadium inToronto. In the first game against McGill, the Warriors played strong, scoring two goals in the first three minutes of play. The women kept attacking McGill’s defense and scored two more goals for a final score of 4-O. Joanne Fernandes scored two, Lucie Charron notched one, and Kate Mason got one as

scored during free play. On Sunday morning the Warriors played hard with great attacking and fast passing. These tactics proved to be the key to defeat Trent University. Fernandes scored two goals, with Moffett, Charron and Mason scoring one goal each. Trent scored one goal on a penalty stroke to bring the final score to S-1. ’ On

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well. The momentum kept up for the next game against Queen’s University. With excellent teamworkand strongattacking, Waterloo won Z-0, with goals from Fernandes and Wendy Moffett

Tuesday, September 29, Waterloo travelled to Toronto to play a key game against the University of Toronto, and on Friday the Warriors play Carleton in Ottawa for more regular season action.

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International Meet n Friday, the University of Waterloo Warrior Cross Country teams participatedintheZ4thannualWestetn International Cross Country meet with mixed results. Thirteen teams participated in each of the men’s and women’s races. In addition to OUAA institutions, University ofSyracuse, University of Buffaloand McGill University also participated, making it a true international event. The Waterloo Warriors Women’s Cross Country team had mixed fortunes at Western. This was their second race of the season and despite the loss of two key team members, the Warriors acquitted themselves well. Ame-Lia Tamburrini finished 41 st and ran a personal best of 2O:OS over the 5 km course. Freshman Shannon Smith was close behind in 43rd position in a time of 20:08, also a personal best, The scoring team was rounded out by veteran Kim Ross in 6&h, Kim Neumayer in 83rd and Andrea Brookfield in 87th. Jill Patterson, who would have been a strong fourth place counter of the Warriors was unable to finish, suffering from a heavy cold. Also competing for the Warriors were Nicola White in 90th, Anne Richardson, 91 st, Jen Coleman, 124th, and Maria Fedorov, 1 %th, The Warriors finished 13th, though with a full team the women would

have probably finished in the top six. The Warrior men had a successful competition. They finished ninth overall, sixth among OUAA institutions. The team was only 30 points back of Laurentian, a team they are going to have to beat if they want to qualify for CIAU’s. The. Warriors were once again led by Steven Drew, who finished 23rd in 34: 11, a personal best for the 10 km event. Steven was again followed by Alastair Lawrence in 41st place, and freshman Peter Collison in 69th. The scoring team was rounded out by graduate student David Harmsworth in 7 1st and Mark Nicholson in 75th. The top five Warrior scorers were closely followed by James Rowe in 7&h, John Lofranco in 8 1st, Scott Curry 8&d, Jeff Middel lOZnd, Peter Van Driel in 1 lOth, andGreg Milne in 114th. The next event for the University of Waterloo Warrior Cross Country teams will be a home meet. The UniversityofWaterloo OpenCross Country Meet will be held on Saturday October 3, on the North Campus golf course. The women’s 5 km is at 1 I:00 a.m., and the men’s 10 km is at 11:30a.m. This meet is the preview meet for the CIAUchampionships to be held on November 14. Come out and support the Warriors in their quest for speed. The Super Fans have promised to be there before taking off to Western to support yet another Warrior football game. You can be there too!

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EricTucs is an Environmental Studies masters student and a fitness guru. Eric is in the studio instructing fitness classes every day of the week. He also worked to improve his own fitness leadership by earning the Ontario Fitness Certification and practicing in the studio on his own time. He demonstrates flexibility and is a team player. Keep up the great work!

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adies and gentlemen, children of all ages, D-X has two words for you: USuper Fans.” In case you didn’t know, we have arrived to bring back the spirit in Warrior athletics. Fashionably dressed in our bright marigold T-Shirts, we have already made our presence felt at various early season games. Our Super Fans piemiere occured during the Frosh Week football game where a decapitation of the Laurier Chicken Hawks was witnessed in front of thousands of screaming fresh, The Super Fans were spotted a week later leading the Spirit of Warrior Alumni. This is where the Guelph Gryph? ons arrived only to get an old-fashioned Warrior Football Whoopin’! No less than 24

hours lat r, the Super Fans were then found on the grassy hills of the Columbia Ice Fields whichwasthestagefotaB.B.B(BrockBadger Bashing) in women’s rugby. In case you haven’t detected a pattern, tt 9 Super Fans will continuously, show up ‘u here our expertise is needed throughout tfle athletic year. We invite anyone and everyone to show support for your school athletics. If you want to look as snazzy as we always do, it’s as easy as this: walk down to your friendly neighbourhood Feds office and ask for an application - you’ll have to payamere$lOforthesportyT-Shirt Then you just have toshowup toa bunch ofgames and use your voice box. So we’ll see you at your favorite sporting event, whether it be football, curling, tennis, field hockey, rugby, soccer, cross country, volleyball, etc...

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ChrisPiller(Zlst, 127.29)and (27th, 1:~9.18). A special thanks to the pecially Ryan Eagles, Tamburrini) who did a great traffic, providing First Aid event. The event wouldn’t sible without them!

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Cross-Canada Chdlenge has begun The frogs are off and running! If you haven’t signed up for the CrossCanada Challenge it’s not too late. Register now in PAC 2039+t’sFREE! Whenyoucompletethe mapped route across Canada you receive a free T-shirt and a chance to win Bauer in-line skates. The Cross Canada Challenge participants

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“‘Isee mutry youthsprinting$mping, mming, shoting, dribbfiing und - 04 ‘i-y goodness! -pussing! ” “Yes, yes. Do nut /et the vision overwhelm you, mn. The are f&e Wafer100 Wumbrs busktbuf.l p fuym. ” “But muster, who me the fhf-ce meh in street cloth wif/, big smiles on ihirfam ad who is tht Skinny kidstrtding and eufimg a bug ~44raisins?” “Those men ufrcoacjres myfriend, amida fyou fh is Muno Wutsa, the Golden Chdd. ” “But masfer, why? Why this gn-uf gutbering of hosh?‘For whutpurpose, for what ternMe doning have fhcy assembh!~” “To win, my boy, to win andtu make thegmzf josmy. 9t “Journey to whem? For w/rat? Please td me masZer, I don ‘t undet=tanii. ” “To Hal&hx, my son, ” f~emasrersaiden~~aticul,‘y andleft to tell fhpeupk Have you seen the PAC, people? Do you know what’s coming? Fresh off their visit to the promised land, the CIAU Final Eight, the Warriors return 11 of 16 players and expect big

things. The coaches are smiling because Mano Watsa is back todo his thing and he’s better than ever, Who is he, you ask? Well let’s put it this way: the Canadian Centre for Disease Control recently upgraded his in-uniform status to Biohazard Four, which means he’ll kill you faster than Ebola. Seriously though, this two time All-Canadian mastered the CIAU point guard game years ago. Now it’s all about winning. Toss in the monstrous natural phenomenon known as DerekMaat and you’ve got trouble.Maat will be among the top three big men in Ontario this year (word of advice to OUA centres: buy a mouth guard! ! ). No, seriously this guy ain’t playin’ for jokes. The other two top big men will be battling Maat in practice daily. Mike Zavershnikand Dan Shipper, dubbed the “Twin Towers,” will have more blocks than Brooklyn when this season ends. Offensively, Theteamstartsupanewtrainingdtill:keepawayfbmManoWatsa. Zav’s high post game and Dan’s acrobatics will be problematic for opponents. Fifth year captain photo by Dave RobIns Mark Eyes looks to play outside a bit this season in addition to his perenially tough work on the Let’s start with shooting guards. I need to muse Ihufe foRin ’ fk Wo blocks, Rookie Jamie Birrel wilI have his work send out condolences to OUA West two men Igof sAorSfo f a/l comm because Mark Rigaux has traded in his shotgun cut out for him, while seasoned vet Kieran De1 twn gof u fm for you. ** Pasqua will be looking to get his, foranAK-47, which meanseverybody willcatch On the real, though, the hoopers who impressed At small forward Woody Kwiatowski and heat. The way I see it, you guys have two me most were two rookies: Paul Larsen and options: retirement or fireproof uniforms. CamRemy Donaldson look to bring the ruckus from Shane Cooney. Three years from now these the wings. Both have impoved every year since bridge workhorseT.J. Grant is in the house, and guys wiil be All-Stars. Larsen is a tough natural they arrived and look to play prominent roles in . second year hitman John Quinlan is so confident point guard who handles the rock better than he asked me to make up a.little rap for his fan IJW’s national championship win. But word on Fred Flintstone, and Shane is like what hap the street is that injured rookie Mike Nolan’s club. So here goes: pens to butter when you leave it out: excess game is quite nice. smoothness. The guard spots were the most hotly conBig props to Coach K, Warkentin, and tested in try-outs this year. Being a casualty of Provenzano for molding a juggernaut. Bravo. the backcourt wars myself, I can say with cerBut I’ve got just one question to ask: can any of _. tainty that this core of hoopers are legit. you score on Adrienne Cillis?

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ulie Doiron. Ifyou don’t know the name, don’t worry, here are some you might recognize: Eric’s Trio, Broken Girl, Sappy Records. . ring any bells? Julie has been around the alternative/pop/ rock genre for a while now. From the ashes of Eric’s Trip she has risen to build a successful musical career on her own, in addition to giving photo exhibitions and building an independent label. Her albums are defined by honest lyrics and beautiful vocals layered over straightforward acoustic guitar. Although Julie has been primarily a solo art----

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ist, she has recently been touring with Sappy Records (the la be1 Julie runs with her artist husband John) artists the Wooden Stars. Julie and her family have just relocated tp Montreal to allow Julie to tour in central Canada and to give John other opportunities to paint and have his work in galleries. “We moved at the beginningofSeptember. I love it, I’m so happy here - it’s probably going to change my songwriting a whole lot. I wrote a lot of songs within the last year even, and I think that they’re probably going to change.” She has plans to record a full album in the near future and then an E.P. ‘with the Wooden Stars, though final plans are still up in the air: “The big plan right now is recording in

January and releasing an album in April. And there are plans to release a 7” before then and an E.P. before April. It all depends . . . things could change right now. The things that could change are who it’s going to be with.” With respect to her new album, Julie is pleased with the sounds of her new material, “the new songs are quite distinct from the older ones. Having played with Wooden Stars made it that I actually wanted to know how to play guitar. Before it kinda was just accompaniment. Within a couple of months I was doing all kinds of things, like finger picking . . . I guess the songs rely a lot more on the guitar. They’re a lot stronger than the ones on the other albums. I really like them and I’m glad I’ve written a lot.” Things with Sappy Records

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he Warehouse was slowly getting more and more crowded as we waited for Massive Attack to take the stage. The crowd was any demographer’s dream: underage kids, curious middle-agers and an &e&helming amount of ravers and people utilizing. the “nerdy-chic” style. We were surprised to see how many people there were showing up for this particular concert, because we didn’t think Massive Attack would have that kind of draw. Suddenly the lights went down and the mellow crowd waited in anticipation as the band made their way on stage, The first thing that

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sive Attack on stage is the sheer number of band members, nine in total. The impression they give with this number is that they are a collective effort, not just a =frontman showcase.” They be-

gan with “Man Next Door” from their latest album, 1Wer;aanine. Horace Andy’s haunting voice was as clear and disturbing as it is on their albums. They moved through their repertoire, singing songs from

are moving right along. “Sappy will remain in New Brunswick. It took a little break for the last year because we ran out of money. I’m working with Peter Riller again, he

from Harm” and the infamous “Hymn of the Big Wheel.” They incorporated singing and rhyming into “Eurochild” as well as a special part for Horace Andy. Massive Attack never let the show get dull, though they consistently changed the style and pace of their songs. They moved from a creepy sound to a trippy sound, then to the heavy guitar sounds of “Dissolved was reGirl.” ” Teardrop” ceived well by the crowd, due to the song’s serene femalevocals and building intensity. Two encores were played, as the crowd would not stopscreamingfor more. The highlight of the night, at least for us, was when we knocked on their tour bus door and they invited us in to chat and to get a poster signed. Theywereverygracious and seemed pleased with their performance. All in all, Massive Attack

put on a great show.

They, perform for the sake of the music, not personal T *P * giormcatron. photo by M&t Dyck All of the members were equals on that stage, woman all their albums. The crowd went or man, black or white, guitar, keyespecially crazy for longtime faboard or vocal. vourite songs “Karmacoma,” “Safe .,‘.I.I , L I

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used to manage Eric’s Trip a long time ago, and we started working together in late spring, and he has agreed to be the label manager. We enjoy picking the bands, and John enjoys doing the artwork, but having to shmooze and that kind of stuff is really hard for us.” Eric’s Trip was originally on Sub-Pop and when the band broke up julie (as Broken Girl) released an album through them. Julie was subsequently dropped from the

label, and has some less than flatteringthings tosayaboutthecompany. “That was pretty bad. In a way, it was just really silent. Icalled them for about five weeks, once a week, and finally I just said: is there anyone there I can talk to? Finally, the person I was trying to talk to came on and said ‘How’s it going, you’ve been dropped.’ They’re shitty, I’ll just say it.” Julie’s live show is second to none in terms of rapport with the audience. Her honesty and apparent insecurity on stage charms everyone: “sometimes when I’m on stage I think why am I bothering? Like in the middle of the song I think this sounds horrible, but then later on I find out it’s somebody’s favourite one; then it’s like, maybe I should keep playing it. . . things like this go on in my head all throughout the show.”

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Victorian’s Secret unique take on this topic. Driver’s performance is vital in achieving directed by this message and she does not disSandra Goldbacher appoint. Driver manages a mixat the Pn.m am ture ofwide eyed naivete and unat.2-at.8 yieldingdetermination that makes by Rachel E. Be&tie Rosina come alive. Tom h?Tp7l7tSt~ff Wilkinson, who plays Mr. Cavendish, is not as successful in his performance. Mr. Cavendish comes he Victorian costume off as a cwinzhy, repressed bore. It drama has always is hard to believe thae achareen a popular acter as determined as Rosina would even notice genre; from Merchant IvoMr, Cavendish, never mind ry’s lush literary adaptions LO Jane Campion’s lyrical and sleep with him. passionate films the ground Production designer has been well-covered. First Sarah Greenwood and directime director Sandra tor Sandra Goldbacher have Gold bather jumps with both created two very beautiful feet into the genre with her and strange worlds. From the new film, T&Guv8~635. warm colours and claustroThe GIVHWXS tells the phobic streets of London’s Sephardic Jewish section to story of Rosina Da Silva the cold seascapes of Scot(Minnie Driver), a headstrong but naive Sephardic land, all come vividly to life. Jewish girl who must pose as Thecostumes tooare beaua Christian in order to suptiful: Minnie Driver wears a black dress made of leather, portherfamilyafterthedeath causing Mrs. Cavendish to of her father. As Mary comment, “she looks like a Blackchurch, Rosina goes to work as a governess for the black beetle.” Ashely Rowe’s cinematography Cavendishes, an uptight familyon the Isle ofSkye. At first presents a contrast of theI I_ _. _ . . . m . rich, salt Images in Kosina despises her employJustoutforastmllinWctwianLundon Cavendish’s studio with the ers and their gentile ways. Of Mrs. Cavendishshesays, “my cold, austere look of the Imprint file photo mistress speaks as though she Cavendish house. awakening in a world where The Gavemess is not the most has a lemon up her posterior,” and original film ever created but it is, she describes her pupil, Clemenwomen have limited choices (so tina, as, “a rodent in a petticoat.” she must sleep with an older ugly however, an interestinglookat one However, eventually Rosina beman whoends up using her). Howwoman’s way of coping with her life in the Victorian era. gins to form a friendship with ever, each film stands alone as a

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for wildlife and mountainous setcings and uses oils and acrylics predominately. The Association of Mouth and Foot Painting helps Edward continue this career with money from cards, calendars, stationary and gift wrap.Ifyou want to see Edward’s works, he will be at the Waterloo Community Arts Centre. Ifyou actually want to see how he paints with his mouth without getting any paint on his clothes, drop by the Centre on October 8. On this day, Edward will be demonstrating his techniques and answering questions. The curious, the skeptical and those who appreciate great talent are more than weIcome at the Centre. There is no charge and the Centre is open to the public. Come out and support Edward in his work; call the Centre at 8% 4577 for all the details.

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I’d have to say any complaints about the Fed Hall sound system are unfounded. I was informed that the 54m40 sound system was a rental, dictated by the band. Jonny was also proud to show me the improvements to the interior of Fed Hall. The renovations will probably go unnoticed Toronto and started an indie Whatwasthenameofthatotherband? label called Dead Daisy until the furniture is replaced Records. On her label, Emm in the next couple of weeks photo by kb Schmidt released a couple EPs, mostly but whether conscious or not of cover songs, to the Toronto Femh~Fan&~. Emm called it a it is a step in the right direction. music scene. To support her muchicken magazine but it covers Oh, yeah, Spirit of the West sic, Emm took day jobs and played other poultry as well as pigeons showed up to play after Emm, club gigs at night to promote her and waterfowl. Lucky for them, Emm worked up music. Her hard work has begun to Emm said her parents weren’t thecrowd pretty welland they got pay off, Since her album&blicwas entirely supportive of her choice away with playing the same show to be a musician, “They always released in June it has been busy they did last year and the year for Gryner. wanted me to go to university,” before that. Need a review? We It was cool meeting such a she added. Now that she is doing have archives.

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In a brief interview before the show the band shared some of their thoughts and interests with me. Christopher Hall, one of the two founding members of this band from Chicago, dominated the interview. Hall spoke of the difficulties they face touringincanada. In the States as the headlining act, the band knew that the crowds were there to see them. Here, Hall suggested, they have to work to win their audience. They won big that night. The band gave a stellar show with lighting effects not to be topped. Apparently the American show has ten times the visual effects and Hall was disappointed they couldn’t do the same here in Canada. The band belted out the tunes like they had something to prove. Despite microphone difficulties the band performed songs from the new album such as ‘&Darkest Me,” and the Days, ” “Haunting current hit single “Save Yourself.” Inamongstthenewtheguysplayed “What Do I Have To Do?” from IK&$er %l&r B~tm and Peel This was the tune to remind the Cana-

newest release of three: Darkest Days. As the title suggests, this album features a compilation of songs about some very dark feelings. When asked how the album came to be, the guys told me that it was very much a group effort, Walter Flakus, the co-founder of the band in 1985, described the process of creating their albums like the passing of a ball. He said it’s like you “Write as much as you can and whatever you’re lacking, you give the tape to someone else [in the band]” to add something more. Stabbing Westward impressed me in a way that I didn’t think a band could: they are real people and talented musicians who are in the music business just for the love of it. Another success from Western Canada, Econoline Crush has been opening for Stabbing Westward in the U.S. and are now headlining their own Canadian tour. They performed with tremendous energy and managed to maintain enthusiasm in the tired crowd. When they played “Sparkle and Shine” a sudden liveliness erupted

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This newest release by Soul Asylum contains eleven songs, ten of which were written solely by their singer, Dave Pirner. The remainder of the band is listed as Dan Murphy on guitar, and Karl Muellerwith the bass. This seems odd as the band is a four piece, thus leaving their drummer [Sterling Campbell] out of their bio. The single off the CD, “I Will Still Be Laughing,” is described by the band as a “stubborndeclarationofindependence with slight sarcasm, that displays a continuing growth and evolution in lyrical and instrumental diversity” -all this and still catchy enough for radio play, wow. As well-known bands are apt to do, their new disc took no risks at all. It has a few fast, a few slow, and a general feel of mellowness. The one interesting thing this CD offers is the packaging. Mixed randomly into Qthe boxes of shipped CDs were extra special

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supposed to feel like you want to get up and jive. However, the band adopts a jazzier sound in “Low Down Man,” and even sounds somewhat neareastern in “Ghost of Stephen Foster.” This is exciting in it’s own way-who knew thatswingcould be so many different things all lumped under the same title. Each song is unique. This is a refreshing change from the album that you buy after liking the first release, only to realize that every single track sounds the same. The variety that this album presents is astounding. While listening to P~?Yx&z/ Fizvdts, one is given the sense of being in a tiny,

smoky, basement bistro. The music is alive. It doesn’t sound like it’s been fiddled with in a sound studio. If this is the music you’ve been waiting for your entire life (like me), then you’ll be happy to know that Squirrel Nut Zippers are releasing a new al bum on October 6, called chn’stmas cu~uvan. Remember as we11 that they have released in the past: Th&m&ub& Hot, and SoldOur. Like it says on the cover,Perennd’al Fuvon~es is “A Product of Good Quality”. For those happy to ride the ever-expanding wave of swing, this album is a must-have. Y

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Residents are reminded to set out their Blue Boxes in a visible location to ensure that th8 boxes can be seen by the recycling program drivers. For info 883~5150.8Xt. 237. TLC The Laser Centre Inc., in conjunction with UW School of Optometry, is delighted to announce the opening of TLC Waterloo. The new site is now open to provide free consultations for anyone inW8St8d in pursuing refractive surgery as a method of correction for nearsightedness, farsightedness and/or astigmatism. For more info or to schedule your free consultation, contact Beth Hahn at: TLC Waterloo, UW, School Of Optometry, Columbia street, Waterloo, Ontario, N2C 3G1, tel.: 8884502 or fax 686-1348...or ask your eye care professionat if you are a candidate for Laser Vision Correction. Ebytown Food Cwpsmtive: organic, locally grown, minimally packaged food for people, not for protit. Affordable prices! 280 Phillip Street, Building A4, Waterloo Co-operative Residence. Call 086-8806 for weekly store hours. Career Development Seminars: Thursday, Sept. 24th. “Resume Writing’ - techniques for writing an effective resume. NH1 020, 1030-I 1130. “Letter Writing’ - learn how to us8 fetters to your advantage in the job search. NH1020, 1130-1230. ‘Interview Skills:Preparing for Questions’ - understand how the employer prepares for the interview and what this means for you. then view and discuss taped excerpts of actual interviews. NH 1020,2:30~:00. TOEFL preparation course - the test of English as a Foreign Language come (TOEFL) begins September 22nd and ends November 25th. Classes are held every Tuesday and Wednesday from 2:00-4:30 pm. This 10 week course is designed to prepare people for writing the TOEFL exam. The course fee is $50 and the book is $35. Register at the International Student office, NH 2080 or call ext. 2814 for more details. Guided Self Changeof alcohol use: for individuals who may have concerns about the amount they are drinking and want to cut down. Call Counselling Services (ext. 2655) to find out more. ovWwbrsAnonymws~~m8etings: call 658-1050 for a recording of ar8a contacts. No dues, no fees, no weigh-ins, no diets...we’re a fellowship. Newcomers always welcome! Web site: www.overeatersanonymous.org/ Waterimmrany Exchange - open to all students. Receive UW credits language fluency - International experience - Intercultural skilisl Deadline is March 15, 1999. For more info contact secr8tafy in Modem Languages, Rm 313 or the Director at 885-l 211 8Xt. 2260 or http:// watarts.uwaterloo.cal-mboehrin/ Exchange/mannheim.htm. J&the Fsmiiy Fun day at Notre Dame of St. Agatha Children’s Centre on Sunday, Sept. 27th from noon-5:00 pm. For info call Irene or Debbie at 741-l 122 Gotfers b% a part of “Putting for Kids’ at Waterloo Golf Academy on Sunday, Sept. 27th from IO:00 am-600 pm. Proceeds to Notre Darn8 of St. Agatha Children’s Centre. For pledge forms ancl infocall Brenda at 7461KIOS(5437). Canadian Guide Dogs for the Blind the Waterloo Chapter proudly announces a fundraising concert with Canada’s own Terry Kelly. Humanities Theatre Wednesday, October 7th. 7:00 pm. Tickets $15.00 each available by calling 886-6234.

Th8r8 is a severe backlog in the workload of thestudent Awards Office. In order to deliver financial aid programs to students accurately and on time, the Student Awards Office will be closed on the following three Wednesdays: October 7, 14 and 21. We are sorry for this inconvenience and appreciate your understanding.

English conversation class meets afternoons from 2:00-4:00 pm. in NH2080, Septemb8r -June. Students, faculty, staff, and spouses are invited to attend. For more info contact the International Student Office, ext. 2814. SATURDAYS Farmer’s Market Busschedule. The bus will pickup and return on the hour, every hour until 1l:OO a.m. Tickets $2.00 Ask at the Turnkey Desk, SLC for more info. MONDAYS The outers Club has its general meetings at 6:3O p.m. in MC4040. This is where we organize and announce upcoming events. An event will be held after most general meetings. Ev8nts are also announced at: http:// watservl .uwaterfoo.ca/-outers/ frontpge. html WEDNESDAYS Noon hour concerts series 12~30 pm. Selected Wednesdays at the Chapel at Conrad Greb8l College. Wednesday, Sept. 30th 12:30 pm. Modem Quartet. Via Africa - music for string quartet with an african influence. Overeaters Anonymous weekly meetings: call 658-l 050 for a recording of area contacts. No dues, no fees, no weigh-ins, no diets,. .we’re a fellowship. Newcomers always welcome! Web site: iwww.overeat8rsanonymous.org/ Noon HourConcerts Series 1230 p.m., October 14th and 28th at the Chapel at Conrad Grebel College at the University of Waterloo. Contact: Julia Richards, Music Secretary, 885-0220 ext. 226. Pascal Club meetsevety Wednesday at 12:OO noon in SLC2133. A facutty/staff/ graduate student reading club with a Christian orientation. This term we are discussing “Listening for God’ a collectim of short stories by various modem American authors. All welcome. Details: Chaplain Graham E. Morley, ext. 3633. Office and email: SLC2126 g2morbeydwatservl .uwaterloo.ca

Friday, October 2 K-W Chamber Music Society presents TheTchaikovskyTrio. 8:OOp.m., KWCMS Music Room -- 57 Young St. West, Waterloo. Reservations 686-l 673. Tuesday, October 6 Marxist-Leninist Study Group. 0rganizational meeting: SLC 1II 5 0 4:30 pm. Welcome new and returning students, faculty or staff. For more information, call 885-l 185 or email gccwatOweb.net. The PasCai Lectures, Redeeming Power by Dr. Mary Jo l-eddy. Public l8ctures: “Power and Powerlessness’, 8:OO p.m., Theatre of Arts, Modern Languages Building; seminars: “Dynamics of Power in the Canadian Context”, 3:00-4:3Op.m., Common Room, #221, St. Jerome’s University. 6 Wednesday, October 7 Gay and Lesbian Liberation of Waterloo Coming Out Discussion Groups. Group 1: %rushes and Infatuations.’ Group 2: “Gay History.” 7:30 p.m. Social follows at 9 p.m. HH 378. Meet old friends and make new ones. All welcome. Details: 8844569. Grace Christian Fellowship: gathering place for Christians and those interest8d in Christianity. Meets at 4:30 p.m. in McKirdy Hall, St. Paul’s College throughout term. 888-1970 ext. 2739 and gmorbey Q wlu.ca

The Pascal lectures, Redeeming Power by Dr. Mary Jo Leddy. Public leCtllf8S: ‘Power with a Difference”, 8:00 p.m., Arts Lecture Half, AL 116; seminars: me Sprit of Power”, 4:00 p,m., Chapel’ Talk, Conrad Grebel ChaDel . Thursday, October 8 K-W Chamber Music Society presents Janice Web8r on piano, 8:OO p.m., KWCMS Music Room -- 57 Young St. West, Waterloo. Reservations: 886t 673. Friday, October 9-25 ‘Colorsof Aft’ Waterloo Community Arts Centre Members’ Show and Sale. Free admission+ everyone welcome. Call 886-4577 for more infomation. Saturday, Cktober 1O-1 2 Traditional Thankgiving in the Victorian Era at the Woodside National Historic Site. Join the friendly staff from IO:00 to 5100 p.m. Call 571-5684 for more information.

RAISE Home Support needs volunteers with car and time during the day to drive elderly clients to medical and other appointments. Flexible position. Miteage reimbursement available. Call 744-7666 The City of Waterloo Volunteer Services, 886-m, is currently recruiting for the following volunteer positions: l Offic8 Volunteer” - for a busy office to answeer phones, takes messages on Mondays from 1 I:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. “Dionysia Festival Volunteers” -needed in September for the Greek Festival held at Moses Springer Arena. ‘Volunteer Drivers & Shoppers’ - volunteers are urgently needed to drive seniors to medical appointments, shopping, r8creational and meal programs. Flexible hours, mileage reimbursed. Must have reliable transportation. ‘Games Room Attendant’ - vOlunt88E are needed to help run and play games at Moses Springer Community Centre. Walking Track Marshsiis needed for the indoor track at the Waterloo Recreation Complex. Hours Sat. and Sun. 8:00 a.m. to 8:OO p.m. and Mon to Fri from 7:3O a.m. to 9:00 tkm. Waterloo Community Arts Centre requires a custodian and attendant. The custodian is needed for approx 2 hrs per week. The attendant is needed to perform receptionist duties for 4 hrs in the eveninas. Big Sisters is seeking 16 homework helpers to assist Somalian youth (elementary through high school grades)Training date Wed., September 30th 7-9 p.m. Call 743-5206 to register. Big Sisters needs 25 homework helpers to tutor elementary or high school students. Own transportation required. Training Mon.; Sept. 28th 7-9 p.m. Call 743-5206 io mister. Tutors are m to tutor students on a one-to-one basis in written and oral English. Tutors meet students on campus for 1 term, usually once a week for l-2 hours. If you have a good working knowledge of English, are patient, friendly, dependable and would like to volunteer, register at the International Student Office, NH 2080. For more information about the program, call extension 2814 or e-mail dartene@watservl . Big Sisters is looking for female volunteers to develop one-on-one reiationships with girls (aged 4-17) and boys (aged 4-l 1) years. Training sessions are Saturday. September 26th 9:OClam to 4:00 pm. or Saturday, November 21 st and 28th. from 990 am to noon. Calf 743-5206 and register Teen Esteem is a flexible, volunteer program that gives women of all ages and walks of life the opportunity to dir8ctly affect the lives of young girls. Call Cathy T;lssOn8 at 621-6110 for more information.

Big Brothers of K-W needs students to provide a group recreation program for little brothers - ’ training provided. Call Mike Tvrrell at 579-5150. Hopespring offers one on one support for cancer patients by appointment or drop-in from 1O:OOam. to 4:oO pm. Workshops like Yoga, therapeutic touch and guest speakers are available to cancer patients and their careqivers. For more info call 742-HOPE (4673). We need your support? The Waterloo/Wellington Chapter of the Crohn’s and Colits Foundation of Canada is seeking volunteers to join its Cake and Cookie Campaign team. If you have a knack for sales and want to be part of the team that helps coordinate this campaign call the chapter hotline at 748-2 195 or Sylvie at I -800-387-l 479 ext. 18. Other volunteer opportunities are also available. Help usfind thecure for Crohn’s disease and ulcerative Colitis! BE A FRIEND Are vou available to volunteer, a few hours ier month, during the school day? The FRIENDS Service of CMHA unites adult volunteers with children who need additional support in their school setting. Do you have a keen interest in children and their well being? Are you reliable, patient, sincere and have a trusting spirit? Please call today to make a lifelong difference by befriending a child. 7447645 ext. 317 or visit www.cmhawrb.on.car A child will be glad you did! Love Babies? Volunteers needed to provide support to families with newborns. Duties include providing emotional support, linking families with community resources, providing practical help. Call Bonnie at CradleLink, 7490977 Ext. 230. Volunteers urgently neededTuesdays from 3:00 - 4:30 p.m. to provide a nurturing environment for children under 2 while young parents partrcipate in a support group. Cal! CradleLink, 749-0977 Ext. 230 Interested in Arts? The Waterloo Community Arts Centre has numerousvolunteer opportunities available. Call 8864577 or drop by at 25 Regina Street South, Waterroo. If you are interested in any of the following positions, please call Sue Coulter at the Volunteer Action Centre at 742-8610 and quote the number following the position. title. Help Street Youth #I 31-469 R.O.O.F. is seeking dedicated, caring, open-minded individuals willing to donate 5 hours a week to assist kids. Help provide the care and support homeless youth require to stay alive, believe in temselves and move forward. Learn new skills in a supportive team environment. Opportunities include administrative assistance; hands-on work with youth; drama, art and sports groups; lifeskills training; or fundraising/develooment work. Please call now. Heartv Sneakers Needed #052-2462 The Heat-land Stroke Foundation would like to hear from creative energetic individuals with great presentation skills and an interest in or knowledge of heart health. Volunteers will be trained as health pormotion speakers who will promote and provide heart health education to elementary school children. Key areas include physical activity, nutrition and tobacco-free lifestyles. Training will be held on Saturday, October 17th. If you are interested in heart health but do not want to be a presenter, you could help develop resources, join a promotion committee or provide administrative assistance. It’s Oktoberfest #I 26-2092 and the lioness Club of Kitchener could use your help selling souvenirs at Queensmount Arena. This women’s service club is looking for women who could work one or more 4-hour shifts anytime from October 9th - 16th. Enjoy the music and fun of Oktoberfest while helping raise money for community projects. The Food Bank of Waterloo Region #I 49-2459 really needs your help! Drivers are needed to help with scheduled food pick-ups, especially for October, November and December. To volunteer in this position, you must have driving experience and be 21 or older. A class DZ license is preferable. Other new postions are available with the Food Bank as well. If you are the creative type, you could help with preparing displays and planning special events. Or you could help with office and administrative duties also. For more information on any of these positions, please call.

Handiperson - OneTime Only #078-2483 Project Read needs your handy skills - for just 6-8 hours to help them set up their new office, They need boxes moved, shelving put together, hooks put in and racks put up. Just a few hours of your time will make all the difference and will be greatly appreciated. Swim Partner Needed #I35 A woman who uses a walker would love to have a volunteer provide some assistance and support to enable her to go swimming once a week: A caring volunteer who is sensitive to adults with disabilities is needed once a week for 1 l/2 hours.

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T E E R AT ZMPRZNT.? Come to the office in the Student Life Centre, room 11.16, Monday to filday 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. for info on writing, reporting, photography layout and much more!

Anger Management Skills-A 7 session workshop designed to help participants learn effective and appropriate strategies for managing anger and frustration, (Materials Fee: $2.00) Begins: Tuesday, Oct. 6th 5:00-7:OO p.m.

’ Tuesday, Octotw 6 Trellis Hands-on Sasslon ai 1230 p.m., Dana Porter Library. Registration required. Call ext. 5417 or email jdforgay6 library.uwaterloo.ca Using the Web for Research at I 30 p.m. Meet at the Information desk, Davis Centre Librarv. Wednesday, October 7 Getting the Most out of Electronic Databases at IO:30 a.m. and 230 p.m, Meet at the Dana Porter Library Information Desk. Using the Web for Research at 12:30 p.m. Meet at the Information Desk, Davis Centre Library. Thursday, October 8 Trellis Demo at 12130 p.m. Meet at the Information Desk, Davis Centre Library.

Applications for the following scholarships are being accepted during the Fatl term. Refer to Section 4 of the Undergraduate Calendar for further criteria. Application forms are available in the Student Awards Office, 2nd Floor, Needles Hall.

All Faculties: Athletic Council Student Athlete Award - open to members of a varsity team in Year 2 or above; based on leadership and financial need. Deadline: Oct. 151 98. Paul Berg Memorial Award - available to students in Year 2 or above; based on involvement in extracurricular music activities on campus. Deadline: Oct. 30/98. Doreen Brisbin Award - interested females entering 4th year in Spring or Fall 1999 in an Honours program in which women are currently under-represented. Deadline: Apr. 30/99. Campus Recreation Bursary - based on financial need and involvement in the Campus Recreation program. Deadline: Oct. 15198. Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce Award - financial need, leadership, extracurricular activities. Deadline: Nov. I/98. Ross and Doris Dixon Student Athlete Award - open to members of a varsity team; based on financial need. Deadline: Oct. 15/98. Don Hayes Award - for involvement & contribution to athletics and/or sports therapy. Deadline: Feb. 15199. Leeds-Waterloo Student Exchange Program Award - students to contact John Medley, Mechanical Engineering. Don McCrae Basketbatl Award - open to students who are members of or are involved in the UW men’s varsity basketball squad; based on leadership contribution to the team or the Athletic Department and on financial need. Deadline: Oct. 15198. McNeil Consumer Products Co. Award - open to any based on financial need. Deadline: Nov. l/98. Mike Moser Memorial Award - available to 3rd or 4th year based on extracurricular and financial need. Deadline: Feb. 15/99. Programmed Insurance Brokers Opportunity Fund - open to students from the Regional Municipality of Waterloo; based on financial need. Deadline: Nov. I/98. Undergraduate Bursary Program - the Student Awards Office administers a large number of undergraduate bursaries and awards to both full and parttime students based on financial need and possibty on other factors such as marks, extracurricular activities, etc. Deadline: Nov. l/98. UW Swimming Legacy Award - open to students in Year 2 dr above who are members of the UW men’s or women’s varsity swimming team; based on leadership contribution to the team or the Athletic Department and on financial need. Deadline: Oct. 15/98. Doug Wright Award - available to all who have participated in a UW international work placement. Students to apply upon return to full-time study at UW. Deadline: Oct. 15/98. Faculty of Applied Health Sciences: Ross and Doris Dixon Award - available to all 2nd, 3rd or 4th year for financial need and academic achievement. Deadline: Oct. 15/98. Mark Forster Memorial Award - available to 3rd or 4th year Kinesiology. Deadline: Feb. 15/98. Andrea Fraser Memorial Award - available to 3rd or 4th year Kinesiology. Deadline: Oct. 15/98. Michael Geltner Memoriat Scholarship - available to 38 Kinesiotogy or Heatih Studies. Deadline: Mar. 3I/99. Robert Haworth Scholarship - completion of 3rd year in an honours program in resource management related to park planning and management, recreation, natural heritage or outdoor recreation. DeadMe;

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Kate Kenny Memorial Award - available to 3rd or 4th year Kinesiology with an interest in rehabilitative medicine. Deadline: Oct. 30/98. Warren Lavery Memorial Award -available to 2nd year Kinesiology students with a minimum overatl average of 83%. Deadline: Oct. 15/98.

Ron May Memorial Award - available to 3rd or 4th year Recreation (Co-op or Regular). Deadline: Oct. 15/98. RAWCO - available to 2nd, 3rd or 4th year Recreation and Leisure Studies. Deadline: Jan. 30/99. Marion J. Todd Memorial Award -available to 38 Co-op Health Studies with interest in health-related research. Minimum 75% average required. Deadline: Oct. 30/98. Faculty of Arts: Arts Student Union Award - available to all Arts students. Deadline: Oct. 30/98. Concordia Club Award - available to 3rd year Regular or 3A Co-op Germanic & Stavic. Deadline: Jan. 29/99. UW-Manulife Community&World Service Award - available to Co-op students in 1B or above who have COmplet8d a work-term in the service of others, locally, nationally or abroad who received little or no remuneration. Students to contact Arts Special Programs Office, HH. Universal Electronics international Trade Travel Award - available to 38 Applied Studies/International Trade Specialitation students; based on marks and financial need. Deadline: Oct. 15/98. Wescast Industries Continuous Leaming Award - open to students in the School of Accountancy; based on marks and financial need. Deadline: Nov. I/ 98. Faculty of Englneering: Jonathan Ainley Memorial Bursary available to Civil students in 2Aorabove for financial need. Deadline: Nov. I /98. Andersen Consulting Scholarship available to 38. Deadline: Mar. 21/99. Alfred Armbrust Memorial Bursary available to all for financial need. Deadline: Nov. I/98. Andy (Andreas) Baumgaertner Memorial Bursary - avaiiable to 3A or above Systems Design for financial need. Deadline: Nov. I /98. John Bergsma Award in Engineering available to all based on financial need, minimum 75% average and ieadership/extracurricular involvement. Deadline: Nov. l/98. J.P. Bickell Foundation Bursaries available to all Chemical students. Deadline: Nov. I /98. Canadian Posture and Seating Centre Scholarship - available to all. Deadline: Oct. 15i98. Consulting Engineers of Ontario Scholarship - available to all 38. Deadline: Mar. 3I/99. John Deere Limited Scholarship-available to 38 Mechanical. Deadline: Mar. 31/99. Randy Duxbury Memorial Award -available to 38 Chemical. Deadline: Mar. 31/99. Foiging Industry Association Assistantship - available to 2A or above Mechanical with an interest in the forg ing industry. This award will provide an opportunity for a student to participate in a research project. Students to contact Prof. J.G. Lenard of Mech. Eng. by Oct. 1998. Robert Haworth Scholarship - avaiiable to 38 Civil with interest in resource management related to park planning and management, recreation, natural heritage and planning. Deadline: May 31/99. S.C. Johnson & Son Ltd. Environmenbl Scholarship - available to 3rd year Environmental Chemical. Deadline: May 31199. OPE Foundation Undergraduate Schoiarship - available to all 26 & 36 based on extracurricular and marks. Deadline: Nov. 30/98. Marcel Pequegnat Scholarship - available to 3B Civil, water resource management students. Deadline: May 31/ 99. Standard Products (Canada) Ltd. Award - available to all in I B or above with preference to Mechanical or Chemical and with a home address in County or Municipality of Perth, Huron or Halton. Deadline: Nov. l/98. Vijaya Anand Foundation Award-available to IA Computer or Systems Design based on financial need. Deadline: Nov. l/98. Wescast industries Continuous Leaming Award - available to any based on marks and financial need. Deadline: Nov. I/98. Jack Wiseman Award - available to 36 or 4A Civil. Deadline: Oct. 30/g&

Faculty of Environmental Studies: Shelley Ellison Memorial Award - available to 3rd year Planning. Deadline: Nov. 30/98, John Geddes Memorial Award - available to ERS, Geography and Planning. Deadline: Oct. 30/g&. Robert Haworth Scholarship - available to 3B park planning and management, recreation, natural heritage & planning, outdoor education. Deadline: May, 31/99. Marcel Pequegnat Scholarship - available to 3rd year Environment & Resource Studies, Planning, Water Resource Mgt. Deadline: May 31/99. Lome Russwurm Memorial Award - available to Year 2 or above in Geography; open to both undergraduate and graduate (preference to undergrads) who began their studies as a mature student; based on marks, financial need and extracurricular involvement. Deadline: Oct. 3Oi98. Jack Young Bursary - available to any in Planning; based on financial need and minimum 70% average. Deadline: Nov. I/98. Faculty of Mathematics: Andersen Consulting Scholarship-available to 3B. Deadline: Mar. 31/99. Bell Sygma Computer Science Award avaiIable to 4th year Computer Science. Deadline: Oct. 30/98. Certified Management Accounting Bursary - available to full-time students in Mathematics - Business Administration/ CharteredAaeountancy/ManagementAccountancy. Preference will be given to students who attended high school in counties of Perth. Waterloo or Wellington. Deadline: Nov. l/98. Franklin B. Dana Memorial Bursary - available to 2A or above Actuarial Science for financial need. Deadline: Nov. 1198. Electrohome 75th Anniversary Schoia’rship - available to 3B Computer Science. Deadline: Mar. 31/99 KC. Lee Computer Science Scholarship -available to2B Computer Science. Deadline: Oct. 30198. Allen Stinson Memorial Mathematics Buysarjr - available to any based on financial need. Deadline: Nov. I/98. Sun Life of Canada Award - available to 2nd year Actuarial Science. Deadline: Nov. 30/98. Wescast tndustries Continuous Learning Award - open to students in the School of Accountancy; based on marks and financial need. Deadline: Nov. I/98. faculty of Science: J.P. Bickell Foundation Bursarles - available to Year 2 or above Earth Sciences based on financial need. Deadline: Nov. I/98. David M. Forget Memorial Award In Geology - available to 2A Earth Sciences, see department. S.C. Johnson & Sons Ltd. Environmental Scholarship -available to 3rdyearChemistry. Deadline: May 31/99. Marcel Pequegnat Scholarship - available to 3B Earth Sciences/Water Resource Mgt, Deadline: May 31/99. Physics Alumni Award - available to any . in Physics or Physics/Bu$iness based on financial need and guod academic standing. Deadline: Nov. i/98. School of Optometry Undergraduate Student Opportunity Trust Fund - available to any in Optometry based on financial need. Deadline: Nov. I /98. Science Society Bursary - available to all based on financial need and extracurricular involvement. Deadline: Nov. l/98. Science Undergraduate Student Opportunity Trust Fund - available to all based on financial need and extracurricular involvement. Deadline: Nov. l/98.

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