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Food Services revamps meal plan New price same great taste by Paul Schreiber

tarting in this September, villagers will be paying 50 per cent less for their food. That’s right - under the new meal plan, students living in residence will get deeply discounted rates on food from the village cafeterias, Brubakers and other Food Services location on campus. Under the new plan, students will pay a fee of$l,095 per term for the “Basic Meal Allowance.” Of this amount, $550 will be deducted for overhead costs including wages and utilities. The remaining $545 can be used to purchase food at the discounted rate. Students who are heavy eater-scan add additional money to their Watcards, and continue to purchase at the reduced price, Discounts do not apply to the Tim Hortons and Taco Bell locations on campus. The most significant change from the old plan is that any leftover

‘VW is almost like a suitcase university.”

per week. With an average check of$3 per visit, it works out to approximately $500 per term. Food Services is also. addressing other student concerns. They’re striving to improve food quality, and Murdoch hopes they’re “setting a higher standard every day.” They have added a new chef to the Village One cafeteria, combined the Village Grill and Cafeteria and will now be able to prepare food closer to the time of delivery, thanks to the renovation of Village One. Provenzano agreed that food quality is better, noting that it has “improved dramatically” over the past three or four years. The problem, he said, has a lot to do with perception. Students don’t like the idea of paying “$6 or $7 for something they don’t enjoy.” The Feds President pointed out that when you eat at the same place three times a day, five times a week, “it’s hard

to enjoy the food.” Food Services is working with a dietitian to ensure meals provide adequate nutrition for students, and they created a brochure on nutrition awareness last fall. Anotherinterestingpartoftheannouncement is thatthe plan is designed for students on campus five days or less a term. When questioned about this, Provenzano, who was a don in village for two years, said that roughly half the students left on the weekend: “UW is almost like a suitcase university.” Murdoch pointed out that the old plan was designed for students eating at UW five days a weekas well. Non-residence students who wish to purchase meal plans receive a five per cent discount on all Watcard purchases. In addition, if the put more than $120 on the card, they receive a PST exemtion, Students who put $500 or more on the card pay no tax whatsoever.

Ontario Government makes off with $1 M OSAP skins students silly by Robin Federation

Stewart of Students

Federationofstudents President, Christian Provenzano, doesn’t think the government’s explanation makes much sense. “It is very disturbing to see more of the costs of student aid being downloaded onto students. These measures take more money from those who need it the most? RebeccaGoodwin,a4B Psychology student stated her anger over the numbers. Xudents have already been treated unfairly by OSAP and this is one more kick in the ass.” The QSAP has tightened its rules in several ways over the last year. Skyrocketing student debt loads, caused in part by rapidly rising tuition, have required more money for the OSAP to be drawn from parents, students and government sources. Parents have been asked to contribute more to their children’s education, and applicants are now eonsidered to be dependent for five years after they graduate from high school, rather than four. The Federation of Students will respond to the fees through its provincial lobby group, says Provenzano. “The Ontario Undergraduate Student Alliance @USA) is lobbying hard for reform of the OSAP system to make student aid less costly for everyone involved,” he says. Together with community college student leaders, OUSA has recently established a workinggroup on student fmancial aid in Ontario,

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specw to hpht balance can now be carried forward to the next term. Previously, students with money remaining at the end of the term were forced to spend perhaps two or three hundred dollars on cases ofjuice and junk food, a practicedisliked by many, including Federation of Students president Christian Provenzano. The new plan was developed by the Food Services committee that included Residence Life staff, Village students and dons. The committee lrioked at meal plans at other universities includingwilfrid Laurier, Guelph and the University of Western Ontario. Provenzano told Imprint that there is a wide spectrum of meal plans, ranging from UW’s old declining balance system to one in which you pay for al1 meah up front. UW Director of Food Services Mark Murdoch concurred, noting that the new system is similar to the one used at Guelph. Western’s system is similar, but morecomplicated, requiring you to purchase points that are then used to buy food. An important consideration in designing the new plan, Murdoch noted, was maintaining the tax-exempt status. Sections in provincial and federal legislation covering both the PSTand GSTspecifically deal with student meal plans. In order to qualify for the exemption, the meal plan must be for more than four weeks, can be neither refundable nor transferable, and must provide enough money for ten meals

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government has made almost $1 million this year from the l-900 OSAP information line and a ’ new $10 application fee for the Ontario Students Assistance Program (OSAP). The l-900 line brought in $400,000 at $2 a call and gbvernment collected $423,000 from the $10 application fee for paper applications. This all comes on the heels of reports that Ontario boasts the highest university tuition increases in Canada this year. Speaking in defense of these fees, Ontario Premier Mike Harris notes, “Nobody’s complained to me that the most generous student assistance program in North America ought not to charge a modest fee for accessing that system.” The Education Minister says studentsdon’t have to use the telephone line. “There are other really good ways of getting the same information, and I’d like particularly to mention the Internet,” says David Johnson.

“This is one more kick in the ass.”

News: What happened this summer? Summer Briefs . . . . . . . . . . . Page Forum: An open letter to Lucien Bsuchard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I . Page Features: Vampires stalk the campus . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Page Science & Technology: Saving energy at home . . . . . . . Page Sports: Waterloo needs some Superfans . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Page . . . . . . Page Arts: Local bands put on a Black Toque . . . , . . . . . . . . . Check out the Frosh Supplement to learn what you Section need to know to survive at University of Waterloo . . l

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mMy dog ate my stash* Coke deal? As the University of Regina was signing an exclusive deal with Coca-Cola at the beginning of the summer, the question arose: What is UW’s deal with Coca-Cola? Well there certainly is a lot of it around, infactCoca-Colaisallthatisaround. It may not be a million dollar deal but something has prevented other suppliers in the carbonated bever-

Cannibis Carnival in Victoria parkattracted a crowd. Amongparticipants was Church of the Universe high priest Michael Baldesaro.AsapotentialToryleadership candidate, he was important

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enoughtograceourcoverand show off his pot smoking expertise. No simulated smoking here. Want a quote? “Police are good, they are our protectors; why don’t they protect me and make sure nobody steals my marijuana?” Beldesaro.

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SLC is watching you Wave to the cameras in SLC because the Turnkeys and Campus police are watching you. The locations are particularly hidden; ifyou need hints stand at the Turnkey Desk and watch the action packed coverage on the monitor.

Feds not pleased with QWSA

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The Federation of Students downgraded their membership in the provincial lobby group, OUSA (Ontario Undergraduate Student Alliance) they helped start. Concerns about their direction and financial chaos were among the reasons for the move. Watch for further development on this story.

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Frazer Hadwin was hired this summer for the position of Bar Operations/Programmer. Hadwin will oversee operations at both Feds bars (Fed Hall and the Bomber) and organize special events.

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This summer was plagued with warnings about the upcoming CECS Online. By the way if you didn’t already know, Fed Copy Plus is no more, at least in part due to electronic co-op. SAC (Students Advising Coop) says CECS Online will be good.

Fertility clinics were recruiting at several Canadian Universities for egg donors (sorry guys). UW was left off that list, which included the Toronto area universities and universities in BC. Maybe we aren’t big enough, maybe it’s the water. Who knows?

$20 million gone A scholarship fund worth $20 million was scrapped by the Harris government without warning. Presented in Feb. 97, the Ontario Merit Scholarship Fund was a merit based .fund availabe to top students. It was removed because the government felt the money could be better spent elsewhere.

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While some departments are enjoying a hiatus between terms, there is amad scramble for plant operations of the South Campus tocatchupon maintenanceworkdoneannually. The project itself is on hold due to problems such as understafingand an unexpected workload increase that developed. According to David Churchill, the director

oftechnical services, the construction activity in all sectors of the region is higher than normal. This means that the long awaited feconstructionofthestairwaystretctingfrom the Ring Road to South Campus Hall has been put on hold possibly until next summer. On a happier note, the replacement of cooling towers on Biology 1 and Physics has been completed on schedule. Two air conditioning chillers were replaced with more efficient ones at the Married StudentApartmerits, Village 2; reroofing was also completed at East Campus Hall.

Hurricane Bonnie turns into tropical storm Bonnie? Hurricane Bonnie blew into the Carolina coast Wednesday with NO-kilometerper-hour winds, stinging rain and a surge of sea water that flooded coastal towns. Ap-

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proximately a half million people have fled inland, leaving all their possessions behind. Others are now residing in shelters waiting for the storm to pass. So far the storm has knocked out power to at least 240,000 homes and peeled a roof from a hospital. There have been no reports on deaths or injuries.

UW team wins aerial robotics design prize A UW team won the best design award and placed second overall in the Millennial International Aerial Robotics Competition heid lastweekend in the United States. The Waterloo Aerial Robotics Group, made up mainlyofUWelectrica1 andcomputerengineering graduate and undergraduate students, competed against top U.S. and Canadian universities in the event held in Washington State,. The UW students received the best design award for their work, which included a complex flight control, machine vision, pattern recognition and artificial intelligence.

Word around campus The winner of the August Do1Zanfof Sc/rolarsdraw is TRACE director Gary Griffin. He is a thousand dollars richer thanks to the year-long raffle with monthly draws which is raising $3,000 in 1998 for a university -wide entrance scholarship endowment fund.

Careful what you wish for After having an argument on religion with his pious Christian mother, an unidentified Candianboyended the argumentwith “May God strike me with lightning if I’m wrong.” In a twist of fate worthy of Full House, the boy was struck with a bolt of lightning the next day, leaving a fboniesized hole in the brim of his hat but miraculously leaving the victim unharmed. The former athiest is now a devout Christian, saying he now has no doubt in a higher power.

Business this week in San Diego. Prof. Sally Gunz says the sessions, which continue through Saturday, will be addressed by former prime minister Kim Campbell, consul-general for Canada in Los Angeles. She will give the plenary address on Thursday. Sessions include workshops on technology law, business ethics and corporate social responsibility, the teaching of grounding ethics in science and law, and other subjects.

Seymour Medal awarded The

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for American Baseball its Seymour Medal to Prof. Patrick Harrigan of the University of Waterloo. The medal recognizes Harrigan’s book~~~~~~itTig~:C/IlbandComntunity, 19451995 as the Yinest book of baseball history” published last year. Harrigan’s book was published by the University ofToronto Press. The medal is named after baseball historian Harold Seymour and his wife/collaborator Dorothy.

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Downey will step down Charged with finding a replacement for UW president James Downey-who has announced he will step down from the post next year -the nominating committee has released a description of its most-wanted candidate. “The President is expected to provide outstanding academic leadership within a vibrant and complexculture, maintain the intellectual independence and integrity of the University and anticipate and invoke a visionary approach in all matters both internal and external as the University of Waterloo enters its fifth decade.”

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The University ofWaterloo’s School of Accountancy is hosting the 1998 annual neetingof the Academy of Legal Studies in

Father Hammer After going bankrupt, Hammer is attempting to return to his gospel roots. Before hitting stardom with such rap anthems as ‘Can’t Touch This” and “Pray”, Hammer (ne MC.) was a Christian rapper with Tie Ho/y &.stBqs. Hammer’s agent said that he has “really come back to the Lord” after his rise and fall in popular music, and is now working within televangeli’sm.

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as all the returning students, and would like to pass on a few reminders: The yellow Help Line boxes are for emergency use only. People with offices on campus should

take care not to leave their keys at home in the morning, and not leave them behind locked in the office. And finally, all first-year students are asked to phone home at least once every t&o or three weeks -

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your parents are worried about you. August was a quiet month on campus. UW Police responded to approximately 600 calls for service over the course of the month.

Fraud On August 1, a Royal Bank Visa card was turned in. While checking for the owner, it was discovered that the card was a counterfeit. It was turned over to a Bank Fraud Investigator.

Mischief Throughout the month of August, there was an increase in prank phone calls made from the yellow Help Phones. There were also a number of false fire alarms, al though the majority of these were found to have been caused by high humidity or by construction on campus.

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Humane Society was notified. On August 12, at 1145 a.m., a report was received of a male passed-out on a walkway in the church colleges area. A patrol found a semi-intoxicated student at the scene. He was taken home and left with a roommate.

Theft On August I, there was a report of theft of computers from MC.Adoorwaspriedopenandtwo expensive CPUs were taken. Officers responding to the alarms sighted the culprit, who dropped the computers and fled. A good description of the suspect was obtained. On August 6, a vehicle was stolen from the Minota Hageyresidence visitor’s parking lot. Property taken from the vehicle was later found in the adjacent bush area. There were the usual number of bicycle thefts. CycIists are advised to carefully lock up their bikes and not leave behind any valuable components that may be easily removed.

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for hings have changed those ofyou in clubs. The . Federation of Students has passed a Clubs Policy to deal with concerns voiced by members of clubs to the Federation of Students. Three major changes resultingfrom the policy are the formation of a Clubs Committee, introduction of probation as a punishment for noncompliance and stricter control over the finances of the clubs. All of this is done with the intentionofencouragingclubsand maintaining their purpose. From the text of the Clubs Policy, “The Federation of Students reaffirms the rights of students to form associations without undue interference from the Universiry of Waterlooor the Federation of Students,” Currently, theVP1 (Vice President Internal) is responsible for clubs. This will not change but a Clubs Committee will be estabIished to deal with clubs and problems that may arise. The intention is to monitor club spending and ensure student money is spent properly. Probation is introduced in the policy as the first stage of discipline for clubs that breach their responsibilities as outlined in the Clubs Policy or misuse any services offered to them by the Federation ofstudencs. Probation con-

ditions are determined by the ClubsCommitteeandincludehaving its Federation of Students account frozen and/or suspension from rights of Federation of Studentsclubs.

The Clubs Committee will be committee consisting of nine student representatives including VPI as chair. The committee will be responsible for approving membership fees collected by the clubs, recognizing new clubs, reviewing amendments toclubconstitutions, recommending probation to the VPI, and dissolving clubs that are no longer active or break rules of the Federation of Students. Finances will be monitored by the accounting department ofthe Feds. All clubs will be expected to keepanaccountwiththeFedsand keep all their money in that account. This will prevent problems such as one club’s loss of $2,000 which was missing when the club went to spend it. Shelley Flynn,VPI said there have been problems with clubs saving a lot of money as well. “We haveclubs with acouple thousand in GICs,” said Flynn. Woneycollected in a term should be spent in that term.” For more information on clubs policy,startingacluborvolunteering to beon theClubs Committee, contact Shelley Flynn, VP1 at the Federation of Students office in SIC a standing

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(Vice President Administration& Finance). Speaking specifically on Ground Zero, Loomis stated, “We believe the growing pains experienced by Ground Zero are partially behind us.” The I998/99 budget “is more realistic” Christian Provenzano said, President of the Federatation of Students. The Bombshel ter, for example, is projected to make $84,931, much closer to the historical performance. Food Ops is projecting a loss of $7,057.97. Along with Scoops’ projected loss of$705.00, they are the only businesses expected to lose money. When questioned as to whether there was concern over Scoops’ loss, Loomis said %coops isconsidered a service to students.” Savings were found for the Safety Van which will be partially funded by UW Police Services but will remain under Federation of Studentscontrol. The membership to CASA will rise this year by more than 100 percent, as reflected in the budger Robin Stewart, VP Education, said thatitwastheworstcase,butadded that CASA has grown and hopes to achieve even more.

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his fall, 3,838 freshmen have chosen toattend the University of Waterloo. I Iaving been a freshman myself, I know that the transition from the simplicity of living at home to becoming independent can bevery rough. However, two students, Matt Iley and Melanie Hazeline, came up with a radical idea toease this transition. ‘Student Life iOI” was born. On August 4, 1998, at 9:00 a.m., the day began at Federation Hall. There, freshmen and their parents listened to presentations on the adjustments to student life. As well, there was a panel of students present from various backgrounds to talk about different aspects of student life. Ofcourse, this was not all that was going on. Throughout the day, booths were set up to enlighten students about the many clubs the University of Waterloo had to offer in the Student Life Centre. As well, potential students were given information on such issues as financial aid, off-campus dons (for those that chose the cheaper way to live),

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e Federation ofstudents passed their budget at council on August 9. Compared to the previous budget, this year’s. outlook is much more conservative. More alarming is the fiscal year end financial picture for 1997198. From the 1997/98 fiscal year, which ended in April of this year, the projected profit was $3 12,139 but the actual loss was $89,550. The most drastic discrepancy was in the >budgeted profit for the Bombshelter, projected toreturna record $179,527. Instead it posted a return of only $50,322, slightly less than the 1996/97 return. Another notable discrepancy was Food Ups, the blanket title for Ground Zero, Bombshelter food and any other special event t,he Feds cater. Food Ops lost $89,944 in 1997198. On the positive side the Used Bookstore returned the mostprofittotheFedsat$l45,916, even more than budgeted. ‘We have a number of different people who are now part of the decision making process,” explained Keanin Loomis, VPAF

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department of Co-operative Education & Career Services and to report student concerns to the department. SAC can be much more than just a forum for student input. It is a vehicle for change driven by the students. You can run ranting and raving through the halls trying to find someone to answer your concerns. Betteryet, approach SAC

et me introduce myself, my name isGreg Thompson, and I am a fourth year Mechanical Engineering student. I have been an engineering SAC representative for two terms and be will serving as SAC chair for the upcoming academic term. In this article, I am adequals.. ,power t() dressing two audiences: the m 1 first year students who are ’ ama 1 entering the co-op system and those students whoknow about co-op and SAC. “‘What is SAC?” SAC is Student Advising Co-op. and we will work with you to im“Who is SAC?” SAC iscomprised of a chair, a member of the CECS prove our co-op system. For SAC to function effec(Co-operative Education and Career Services department), a repretively input is needed from all s tusentative from each faculty in codents, first year to fourth year. Your comments and suggestions can be op, and you the students in co-op, voiced at weekly SAC meetings, The formal purpose of SAC is to provide student input into the via email, and via submissions to decision-making processes of the the “Dear Co-op” drop box. You

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hptintst& s a result of deregulation, UWmay have toreconsider A, fferingdiscounted tuition to Faculty, staffand theirchildren. Currently, faculty and staff at the university are eligible to receive free tuition for UW courses and their children are eligible for halfprice tuition at UW while pursuing a degree. The benefit policy for staff members was designed to “provide encouragement and financial assistance to faculty and staffmembers wishing to undertake educational programs on a part-time basis.“AII regular full- and parttime faculty and staff members, retired faculty and staff members receiving a University of Waterloo pension are eligible for free tuition for up to two courses per term. The courses must be taken at UW unless the department head of the faculty or staff member determines that thecourses are directly related to a current work assignment or planned future assignment and that similar courses are not offered at UW. Books and other materials are not incIuded in the benefit unless the department head approves of their purchase as reference material for the department. Children (including step-children and legally adopted children) of regular fuIl- and part-time fac-

ulty and staff members enrolling in UW degree-credit programs or courses also receive benefits. Students are eligible for either a tuition scholarship or a tuition reduction for the normal number of terms of full-time study required for each UW degree. Tuition benefits apply only to tuition fees including co-op fees. Allother fees or charges are payable in full. The tuition scholarship is a taxabIe benefit for full-time undergraduate students who have a minimum final average of 70% in the courses on which admission was based as wellas full-time graduate students. These students are eligible to receive a scholarship in the amount of one-half the tuition fee per term. The scholarship is renewable as IOhg as the student maintains a good academic standing. The tuition reduction is a taxable benefit to the faculty or staff member for students who do not qualify to receive a tuition scholarship. These students are also eligible to receive a 50 per cent reduction in tuition fees per term. According to Student Accounts in Needles Hall, over the past three academic terms 188 faculty and staff have taken advantage ofthe tuition benefits, costing LJW over $96,000 in tuition fees. Additionally, 489 children of faculty and staff received tuition scholarships or reductions, amounting to almost $360,000.

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are the participants in co-op, your sustained input is important for the continual improvement of our coop system. In the past there have been statements made about SAC which paint a negative picture. It has been said that inSAC nothing ever gets done; students do not trust SAC; and SAC is there to apologize for Co-op. Let me address some of these issues. Last term, the SAC

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UW’s own Single and Sexy 10 years of high energy fun; still single, still sexy by Khan

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fter ten years they’re still single and still sexy. This year marks the tenth anniversary of UW’s revolutionary educational theatre initiative,&~g~~&!2q. Born in 1988 as an alternative to the standard - and poorly attended - sexeducation lecture given each year to firstyear students,SingleandSexy works tocreate awareness and to give advice on issues that students will face during their years at university: safe sex, racism, sexual harassment, homophobia, and others. The medium for the message is a sometimes funny, sometimes serious theatre piece. The actors are all students, sothe freshman audience feels that it is their peers whoare talking to them. Darlene Spencer has been involved with 2Gngb a&Sexy since its inception ten years ago. She teaches in the UW Drama Department, and is currently director/ facilitator for the project. “My goal is to produce a fun atmosphere; we’re dealing with heavy duty issues. I don’t want it to be preachy.” The set of sing/t andSmy is simple. A bed sits center stage, and chairs get moved around as needed. The actors use two or three props at most. There are no special effects. Sound effects are produced vocally by the actors, and scene transitions aie usually act

produced in the collective theatre model, explained Spencer. Each actorcreates his or her own character, in cooperation with the

alters to suit the characters. The rehearsals take place in a relaxed atmosphere. The actors trade jokes and the

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rest of the cast. If the actor has an interest in rockclimbing, then thecharacter will reflect

occasional out that

sexual innuendo. Spencer pointed this is necessary in order for the hey have to do. “Y ‘ou have

actors who have to simulate a date rape, so they have to be comfortable with each other.” “And you have to laugh about some of this stuff or you just can’t ‘do it.” This year’s cast has had a “bonding” weekend in Collingwood, Ontario, where they had a chance to become comfortable with each other, and learn to trust one another. The 1998 version ofJ’~~g/~andSexy has undergone a bit of an overhaul, in honour of the tenth anniversary. Four single and&q alumniwere hired to help revamp the script. The topics have been updated. Alcoholism is getting a bigger focus, as Health Services is seeing a growing problem in chat area. Spencer said that people familiar with past shows’will recognize about 50 per cent of the show. A new character has been added. The show’sgaycharacter, who was always single in the past, has gained a lover. &q$andseXy has also gained a piano accompanist. 5’~~g/~artdseXy is basking in the light of international success. Each year universities across Canada buy copies of the script. CoIieges in the northern United States are showing increased interest, and a university in Australia has even got in on the act, taking the script back down under. So don’t miss the hottest act on campus as they embark on another decade of being and

sexy.

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0 you’re a first year university student, The one thing you need to realize right off the bat - and you’ve probably heard this already, but I doubt it’s really sunk in yet - is that this isn’t high school. To quote the Borg, “Your life, as you have known it, is over.” Your life is about to undergo a major change. Here are some of the things you can expect: l your marks will drop. In fact, they will probably plummet l you will, by the end, lose contact with all your high school friends l you will either lose or gsiin 15 lbs. 0 fashion is no longer important - no one here cares whether you are wearing Polo or pyjamas l there are no penalties for skipping classes here . , , until exam time you will find religion, or reject it 9 a a normal sleep schedule is something that happens to other people l Jolt is your friend l you will volunteer for Imprint.. . or not l your definitions of “clean” and “dirty,” will change, particularly in relation to laundry 0 no one is going to look after you except you.

Yes, the ugly facts of life as they pertain to university. As you go through this orientation week, you will be deluged with lots of happy, positive messages. You will be told of the wonderful experiences that await you, and what a great place UW is. So, being of a cynical bent, I’m going to take it upon myself to give you the other side of the story. First of all, you have chosen to spend your time on the ugliest campus around. Sure the green spaces are pretty, but they can hardly conceal the bad ’60s architecture which mars the landscape like a thirddegree burn scar. The sculptures which dot the campus are monuments to bad taste. The interiors of buildings like PAS and Hagey Hall are labyrinths designed by sadists. The flocks of ducks and geese are a nice rustic touch, if you don’t mind wading through the droppings. And don’t even think of swimming in the creek unless you find bacterial diseases fun. The rumour of student apathy here is 00 rumour. Only 12 per cent of the student body turned out tovote in last year’s Federation of Student’s election. The majority here just don’t care. Get used to the fact that administration does not always have your best interests at heart. Food Services? Only ifyou consider overcharging a service. Co-op usually does a good job. Placement rates are in the high 90 percentile range every term. Rut if they screw something up - a lost resume or messed-up co-op record -they’re too slow to admit, let alone fix, their mistake. Needles Hall is nicknamed Needless Hell for a reason. So, there’s a glimpse of the bleaker side of university life. On the up side, if you get involved and do something with your time here, it will be a part ofyour life worth remembering. You may even end up sticking around beyond your degree, like me. Of course, you may also end up being a cynical, grumpy critic, too. Final note: a very big thank-you to everyone who helped with this Frosh Issue!

Dear M. Bouchard, I

would like to propose a compromise.

Bear in mind, I’m not asking for a change to the Constitution, so hopefully it won’t come

down to another province crying “humiliation” and voting “Yes” or “No” on a threat to extricate itself from Confederation. I don’t think I’m asking for tRar much, Just a little sincerity. A little honesty. After all, as someone who has changed his political stripes six or seven times in the last twenty years, I’m sure you can appreciate the value of being honest with oneself. Now that I’ve got yourattention, first things ht. ~~y~u~e~utomp~~e#~opuf~s~p~c~u#~’ of Cimd~‘s dhzgon yow@2vifinS &httu smde rmnji&al/y fmm Canada. It’s available online at http://www.montreaIgazette.com/?JDI/ ruling.html and I suggest you read the entire paper at your earliest convenience. This may seem counterintuitive, but I believe the biggest problem separatists have now isnotin convincing Quebecers tovote “Yes” to separation in another referendum. (Your fellow Quebecers already use the term “neverendums” anyway.) No. Your biggest problem now is the rest of Canada. We all know your copy of the ruling says that should a “clear majority” of Quebecers vote “Yes” to a “clear question” on secession, the rest of Canada would be obliged to meet you at the negotiating table. You made much of this in your press conference; that you mentioned little else is what convinced me your copy of the document was obviously condensed. It is unfortunate that someone would attempt to prevent you from delivering a clear and intelligent response to the ruling by providing you with only the condensed version. However, the complete text the rest of us have been privy to and that you are now up to day-after

speed on takes the issue of negotiations one step further! You see, the Supreme Court found that neither Canadian nor intetiational law grants Quebec the right to unilaterally r&move itself from Confederation. Sadly, you can’t just pick up your marbles and go home. In this the federalists may have you over a barrel since while they are obliged to negotiate withyou,yorr~#aLFo~~~j~d,~~~Q~~~i~~~. (One can only question the wisdom of the judges for so unfairly leveling the playing field.) Nonetheless: if separatists hope for legitimacy, Quebec can no longer dictate terms to the rest of the country unilaterally. Please don’t look so concerned, M. Bouchard. Remember, Ottawa is still obliged to negotiate with you! The entire reason the justices declined to go into further detail on matters such as what constitutes a clear majority and a clear question is that in their view, and rightfully so: such negotiations must maintain the flexibility that can only take place in thegive-and-take realm of politics. As Canada’s former ambassador to France I know you can appreciate this. I’m sure you also appreciate what it means to negotiate from a position of strength. But don’t worry. It was a tough sell and I’m sure Ottawa’s negotiator will cut you some slack for posturing on a 50.1 per cent “Yes” vote to a clear

the democratic right of the Quebec people to self-determination.) Mind you, the small matter of the “No” ballots that your impartial separatist election officials rejected as “spoiled” simply refuses to go away. ItsGGtrrs that when these are taken into account, your 50.1 .per cent vote looks more like 49.9 per cent. If this is the case, then by your own definition, for the third time in a row ua clear majority” of Quebecers will have, in actual fact, voted against separation. But don’t worry, M. Bouchard: Ottawa is still obliged to pay out your healthy federal pension when you retire. In the meantime, perhaps we can discuss thi compromise I spoke of? Surely you must agree that any sovereign Quebec has to be built upon honesty and sincerity; to suggest otherwise is to reduce yourself to pimping separatist votes and that’s just no way to build a nation. So, if you agree to treat Quebec voters as capable, ration4 people instead of drowning them in deluded notions of post-colonial oppression; and if you agree to correct your earlier (and purely accidental, I’m sure) omissions, presenting the entire contents of the Supreme Court ruling to the people you represent, then I- and maybe the rest of Canada - will be forced to recognize the legitimacy of your movement.

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“offer of economic partnership” to the rest of Canada. Of course, thereis your complete refusal to discuss the borders of Quebec. But once again, I’m sure Ottawa will be lenient on this matter for it would be dishonest of them to ever consider holding you to the terms of a ruling that you hold them to. (To do so would be, as you say, to deny I___.-

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usually lock my bike under the underpass between MC and DC buildings. I noticed that approximately every three days, somebody has locked a racing bike to the rack and has had their front tire stolen. It does not seem like campuspolice really care about ‘these events. But personally, I would set up some traps to catch these people. Fortunately, nobody has tried to steal my bike yet, although I have a lot of friends who have lost their bikes to thieves. IIjust want to send a message to these individuals,l’m wa&ing, If I ever catch you I will tie you to my bike and drag youaround Ring Road twice. Hopefully this will teach you a lesson.

Samaritan

Hilda

his is a long over-due thankyou going out to Hilda Rottine, a Lead Hand Custodian here at UW. The reason for this thanks will be explained in the . following: In the beginning of Spring Term, I, Ken Brown, was bikingon campus and experienced a grievous wipe-out on Ring Road. To keep the description of my injuries simplified I will just sgy that I &as in obvious need of medical attention. Directly after the accident I had two fellow students, that were walking on the trail behind me, simply walk by my doubledover, bleeding body and not even give me a second glance. Hilda, on the other hand, stopped hercar, got out and offered me direct assist-

ante, including transportation to UW’s finest (Police Services). I have been at this school for three years now, and have lived here the past six consecutive terms. I have always held Waterloo in a high regard and have never really believed that there was as much wide spread apathy as publicized. However, when students don’t even want to don their good Samaritan hats, I find it hard to believe that they would demonstrate much pride, or interest for that matter, in their school! Bottom line: Kudos to you, Hilda, and a big goose egg for the students of UW! -

Ken Bmn

Calhg all Western Canada H.S. Alumni

e would like to advise your readers of the recent organization and incorporation of an Alumni Association at Western Canada High School in Calgary, Alberta. Western Canada High School was opened as a composite High School in 1929, arising ou t ofWestern Canada College, which was established in 190 1. The. Alumni Association is planning a reunion of all surviving former students, teachers, principals, administrative and support staff of Western Canada High School and of Western Canada College in the year 2001 to celebrate 100 years of academic history. Information on membership in the new Alumni Association and the 200 1 Reunion can be obtained by writing ro the Association in care of Western Canada High School, 641 - l-7rh Avenue SW,

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issues. Many newspapers across Canada have a faith page, and have found that it satisfies their readers’ interest in religion. What about the Imprint?

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am writing in regards to a suggestionforfutureeditionsofthe Imprint. So far, I haveenjoyed the issues I have read, as they provibe a cross section of many of the diverse student interests in our university. However, I have found that there is one thing lacking in the Imprint. I feel that it would be beneficial to have a faith page where students of all faiths on campus could express their religious views, and represent their particular religion in a non-judgmental way. I believe that many of the students at University ofWaterloo are interested in spiritual issues, and this would complete your newspaper. TheTorontoStarrecently had an article that said: “Organized religion may be on the wane.. . but StatsCan data and polls show that an overwhelming majority of Canadians do believe in God, adhere to some religion and pray - not necessarily every day or in a church, mosque, shul, temple or jamatkhana.” (June 2 l/98) In fact, Statistics Canada found ‘that only 14 per cent of people in Canada admitted to having “no religion” in 1996 (Toronto Star, July 18198 So, I definitely think that students at our university would be interested to learn about spiritual

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ellow Christians, I realize this is a “hard message,” but the truth must be told in a hope that it will stop ourchurches aad America from backsliding into both spiritual and physical oblivion. The hard message I now bring to you is from documented biblical and church history records. Our Lord Jesus gave us parables which teach against any attempt to continue Old Covenant doctrines or attempt, to combine or inclirde them in the doctrines of the New Covenant. Apostle Paul wrote an entire letter rebuking those who would attempt to do so, in Galicia. We, therefore, know that-along with other New Covenant scripany attempt ture guidance -that to do a combination is a “no-no” of the highest order! These biblical instructions were strictly adhered to, so far as history records, until after the state church was established in325 AD. Then, under the “doctrine of infallibility,” the leader of the church exercised authority that exceeded that which was exercised by the himself. apostles - or evenchrist In fact, several Old Covenant doctrines were included with church doctrine which wasin direct opposition with this biblical doctrine. Several have continued in our latter day church: tithing or taxing; the burdens of more and more ex-

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travagant meeting places, and the exorbitant incomes of many of the church leaders who claim to be ‘%ervants of God” but whose “fruits” clearly show they are servants of men, Mammon, or their bellies; the inclusion ofcompletely pagan festivals, such as Christmas and Easter, that after the whitewashing of the infallibility brush became a partof church doctrine, and; several other church doctrines fromth&arkagescontinuetoblemish the holiness of our church today. MartinLutheranduntoldthousands sacrificed greatly - even unto death - to break the bonds with total apostacy , but we now have fulfilled the Proverb “a dog returns to its vomit,” and “a sow that is washed returns to her wallowingin the mud.” Will mannever learn: God withholds the power of the Holy Spirit when man tries to substitute Its power with the power of money. We must make the choice - is our faith in Mammon or in God? I will now close with what Apostle Paul declared to the Galacians. “If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other that what you accepted (from Paul) let him be eternally condemned!” What you and/oryour church do with this truth which has been illuminated to me, I may never know, but I do know this one thing which is another quote of Apostle Paul. With this writing, “I am guilty of no man’s blood for I have told you the whole will of God as He has revealed it to me.” May God’s mercy and grace continue so that we can make the final harvest the greatest ofall. Let us all pray fervently for the Master of the Harvest to send more workers.

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Discount is no Budget aterloo is a student town. Having Waterloo, Laurier, w and Conestoga College all within the confines of the city limits defines it as such. You would think that with such a large student population, local businesses would realize that a significant portion of sales originates from these students. You might even suggest that local businesses should encourage students to frequent their ‘businesses. Perhaps that’s why so many do. In my years at the University of Waterloo, I have enjoyed drinks at Phil’s, wings at Marty’s and deals on everything from movies to massages. This past weekend, however, was the first time I have ever been a customer of the car ren ta1 business. I write this letter to thank Jim and Bob at Budget Car Rentals for appreciatingstudent businessand goingoutoftheirwayforsomeone they had never met before but will now be a Budget Car Rental customer for life+ I would also like to take this opportunity to curse the name of Discount Car Rentals. May they never receive another studentcustomer again. I reserved a car from Discount on Monday. Knowing I

had never rented a car before, they neglected to mention the minimum clearance required on my VISA. On Thursday, they misinformed me about requiring a $500.00 clearance. On Friday, one hour past my scheduIed pickup time, they informed me that the required clearance was in fact $1 OO&OO. So I called Budget. Theywere atmydoorin lsminutes, they had a minimum credit card allowance of $500.00, and when my VISA didn’t clear, Jim allowed me to use his desk and phone to call my credit card company. This is how I discovered that Discount: had charged $500.00 to myVISAaccount, without mysignature, approval, and after the severance of my business with them. Jim accepted the verbal authorization from VISA so I could get on the road to the wedding rehearsal I was already late for, Renting a car was affordable and convenient. If I had given my business to Budget. originally, the entire experience would have been highly enjoyable. If you want to be recognized as an important customer, go to Budget.

elcome back everybody, and hello to all new sfu-

dents!

Summer Update: This summerwe had four student grant staff working at WPIRG. Our Recycle Cycles co-ordinator maintained rhe shop in downtown Kitchener and co-ordinated bicycle repair workshops. Volunteers are needed for the fall term to continue the work ofrefurbishing bikes that mayotherwise have ended up in the landfill site, never to decompose. Like to work with bikes? Come on up and talk to us! Our Tenant’s Guide has been updated to offer you the new informarion on the reforms imposed by the Harris government.. Anti-racism is another research project that is ongoing into-operation with the other PIRGs in the province. An Activist’s Guide to Globalization will also be available in our office inseptember. What’s it like to volunteer at WPIRG? Well, volunteering with WPIRG is unlike any other volunteer position you may have had or will likely to have again. Why? Because when you volunteer at

WPIRG you are reallyvuitint foryoul%?&ou%v&9p andac~on your intmzsts in socid, poL&id undenvironmentul jush. You schedule your own hours to suit your schedule and convictions Our staff and experienced ‘volunteers’ teach you how to work and research in

At WPIRG you will learn how to organize and work for social change. the public interest with your concerns. Joining other students in an Action Group, gives you the opportunity to be with like-minded people, share your concerns and act on them. Our Wilderness Action Group for example, worked last year on the Lands for Life round table discussions. This fall, watch for a canoe parked some-

where in the SLC as they prepare for the Portage for Wilderness Rally at Queen’s Park! A list and descripcion of our groups is always available for your information. You can evenformyourownActionGroup! At WPIRG, you will learn how to make decisions using consensus; how to facilitate a committee meeting; how to lobby the government; and how to organize and work for social change. Our information meeting Wednesday evening, September 23rd from 6 toSintheStudentLifeCentrewil1 give you more information and the opportunity to meet students working at WPIRG as board and/or action group members. We have a fabulous alternative library for your use and this includes new and progressive magazines, journals and newsletters. Come on up and check it out - we’re above Brubaker’s in the Studeht Life Centre, room 2 139. “You return something to thecommunity by helping to solve the problems which face us all. Students must use their ability and assets toaskquestions.” - Ralph Nader

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You can afford to have a PC in your residence room or off campus site. Our program .is tailored to meet student budgets while providing on campus support and warranty service. Don’t wait for lineups in the student labs (especially when assignments are due) or for your old system to crash before you @I the UW Computer Store. ACADEMY! PCs are built according to the UW Computer Store’s standards and specifications for student computing needs. Our staff will speak to you personally before your purchase-and after your purchase, we won’t leave you with a I-800 number. The ACADEMY! PC comes with a 3 year warranty with service support from the UW Computer Store.

Option 1: Buy now For those students expecting to pay for a new PC with the latest technology, the UW Computer Store’s recommended 1998 configuration is the ACADEMY! PI1300 Mhz. As our standard for the UW campus, this pre-configured PC includes a 17” monitor, choice of ethernet card (for ResNET) or modem (for off campus connection), built-in speakers, PLUS 3 year on-site warranty. It is fully upgradeable. See ACADEMY specifications. Option 2: Lease $9&6l/month. Optional: Academy PII 300 with Epson 600 colour Printer. Lease for just $109.85/month i) 8 Month Lease For first year students living in residence, this option offers the flexibility of student access to a PC without a large initial payment. A brand new ACADEMY PII! 300 Mhz is instailed in your residence room when you sign up for the 8 month lease. A “live-in” ACADEMY Residence Computer Consultant is available for ’ house calls” and will notify the UW Computer Store if the PC problem cannot be fixed on site. There is no obligation to purchase at the end of the lease period, just return the PC. If you choose to purchase the PC, your lease payments will apply towards the purchase price. ii) 12 Month Lease For students living off campus, the minimum lease period for an ACADEMY PII 300Mhz is 12 months. Longer lease periods of 24 months or 36 months are also available. There is no obligation to purchase at the end of the lease period but if you choose to purchase the PC, the ‘,V lease payments are applicable towards the purchase price. iii) Individual or Faculty Leases - For permanent full time or 12 month contract (employment confirmed by HR) - Minimum 12 month lease h 36 month lease for full time employees only There is no obligation to purchase at the end of the lease period but if you choose to purchase the PC, your lease payments will apply towards the purchase price. Option 3: Rent -a-PC For Co-op students or students requiring a PC for less than 8 months, ACADEMY PI 66 or similar configurations, are available for $125 per month. Rentals are available through the UW Computer Store for a minimum of one month. Printers are also available for rent. Some students have purchased rental PCs; ask our staff for a quote if you are interested in purchasing one of these units.

ACADEMY! PI1 300 Intel Ptt 300 Processor l 4MB Aft 3D Video l 64 MB PC-lob SDRAM Dimmus l InWin A500 ATX Minitower w/PS* Sound Blaster A WED64 Sound Card l 6OWatt Speakers mounted in 5 t/4’ bay, volume controt and phone jack l MS Intelti-Mouse l Windows 95 ~2.5 l 3 year Campus Depot Warranty * BCM QS44OBXPtt 233-500 MHz MB * 4.32 GB Fujitsu Ultra DMA t-lard Drive l 3.5” Fbppy Drive l 32X CD ROM l Audio Cable for SB l SMC Etherpower II lo/100 Card l Keytronics Keyboard l 77’ Datatrain DC726 Monitor l Microsoft Offii Professional 97

Mrhere do Igo to buy, lease or hmt u PC? The UW Computer Store staff in the Math & Computer Building, room 2018 will be happy to assist with your purchase, inquiries or sign up for the Lease or Rental Agreements. E-mail: computer store @ bgt .uwaterloo.ca Telephone: (519) 888-4567 ext 3518 Dean Huber: Lease Administrator- ext 6%44 / Darin Frietag: Sales Consultant- ext 2992 / Marty Sokolosky: Manager- ext 5465 Demos and Leasing Info also,available from TechW& located in the Student Life Centre. Telephone: (519) 888-4567 ext 618: UUlvImIIIv 01WA11,,0~ .

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oonies, Heaven’s Gate, Jonestown and Branch Davidians all are forms ofcults. All of them had a dictatorlike leader who somehow was a chosen religious one, and had many members willing to die for their leaders. I found a cult right here in Waterloo that is just like them, except they are out to kill their leader. Well, actually, it is nothing like a cult, other than the fact that there is a dictator-like leader who could ask you to (or make you) die. Well, your character anyway. Because in reality, this leader is running a role-playing game called “Vampire: The Masquerade,” created by White Wolf Publications. For anyone who’s ever played Dungeons & Dragons or Robotech role-playing systems, White Wolfs line of games are by and large quite different. Essentially, White Wolfbrings

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you can’t play this, or you can’t do this because of all these restrictions. I say ‘We run with the Laws of the Night, the Long Night, and Elysium [role-playing source books], and a patch kit based on my designed with some more table top stuff, so here’s your books, you can play whatever you want. The bottom line is that I want you to have fun, and I want you to have a good time, and I think that’s what gives this game it’s suength, and is also it’s increasing amount of players.“’ Increasing is right. The number of player/actors that Hoppe has playing right now runs anywhere between 30 to 50 on any given game night. And he’s hoping that it will only grow from here. 1 1 1

the golden triangle area, and I’ve gotthatJttookmeaboutayearand a half to get there, and the way I look at it, I should be able to reach my mid-term goal any time soon.” In accomplishing his goals, Hoppe created his own production company called Mr. Hoppe Entertainment, which he runs Vampire LARP from, but also many other projects as well. “What I thought I would do throughMr. Hoppe Entertainment is basically have a theatre company that people could come out to actually try to role-play within an actual dramatic exercise through actual characters they want to play. On top of that, I used to be a comic book publisher, and I still am. I plan on publishing six more comic books by the end of next year. I’ve published two already.” “The thing

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more of an advanced system.” he states. “It basically takes a character and makes it more three-dimensional, while D&D doesn’t.” And there is no better way than knowing the creatures of the night than to become them, which is what live action role-playing (known as LARP) lets you do and what Hoppe runs here in Waterloo every other Friday on the second and third floorsof the PAS. Of course, there are rules on becoming a full-fledged undead. First, no physical contactwith anyone who doesn’t give you permission to do so. No fighting, no weapons (fake or otherwise), no attacking people who aren’t playing, and all must be confined to the specific areas outlined by the ones running the game. “I view it as theatre exercise for individuals who come out to practice their Mind’s Eye Theatre techniques.” Hoppe says, describing what he is trying to portray to potential garners. “Basically the image I want to put through with this is that it is very simple, Tkisisjustagame. It is a theatre exercise. And it’s fun to come to. That’s the main image. I don’t want people to think that this is a cult, If they do then they can sit down and talk to me about it. Some people did thinkitacult. Isatwith them and talked to them, and after awhile, people make their own minds up, regardless of what you tell them, it is just not going to work.” I HoPPe should know a thing or two about that, since he’s had a few problems with parents who believe he’s going to be serving killer kool-aid at the next game session. But he remains adamant on the fact that the game is not a cult or anything remotely negative. On the contrary, he sees nothing but good coming to the players, saying that, “they gain the interaction with other people, they gain a little bit more &eativity, but they also gain contacts so that a person could almostdonetworkingiftheywantto actually help their career out and at the same time help other people on the way as well.” UWe’re the biggest, [and] we’re the best.” he laughed. “I like to feel that I give the players more creativity for what they want to do. And I feel that’s one of the strengths, while other games say

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elcome new kids and welcome back to theresrofyou! In case you missed it this summer, I’ll give a quick recap of what this column is all about. In February, I’m going to be studying at the University of Ulster at Coleraine, in Northern Ireland. This space will deal with my adventures and impressions abroad once I get there. Until rhen, it’s sort of about travelling in general and my adventures and impressions of this country, as I prepa& to leave it. So what did you, do on your summer vacation? This summer I worked on the grounds crew, right here on campus. In this job I saw a side of the campus that I’d never seen before and I worked with some pretty interesting people. One of these people is Ren6 Crespo, an electrical repair person who works in the south partofcampus. He moved to Canada in I974 as a result of political pressure during the coup d’&at: in Chile that saw a massive arrest of political and religious leaders, as well as heads of unions and social institutions. Rem5 was the President ofthe Chilean Tobacco Companyworkers’ union, the technician’s union, delegate to the Provincial Federation of Labour, National Board memberofthe Chilean Institute of Co-operative Housing, Provincial President of the same and regional

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director of Co-operative Education. As a result of his political activism, he was placed in a concentration camp by the rebels. He remembers the day, twenty-five years ago this week, that it happened. It was Tuesday September 11,1473. TheChilean navy left the previous evening at about 6:OO p.m. to do some routine maneuvers, called Unitas, with the American and Argentinian natives. Crowds saw them off as they left

placed under house arrest. At that time the Canadian and Australian Embassies were looking to help people who had suffered through political oppression. Rene went to the Canadian Embassy and began to fill out his application to move to Canada. As he was telling his story to one of the secretaries in the office, a high ranking Canadian official overheard his story. Rem5 was told to spend the rest of the day at the Embassy, where he filled out more forms and completed most of

“I’m deeply, profoundly grateful, but it does not mean that I will not express my criticism or my rejection to unfairness, bullying or stupidity!” the port of Valparaiso (Valley of Paradise). But instead of meeting the U.S. fleet, they sailed out into the Pacific for a while, then turned around and came back. At about 3:00 in the morning, the Chilean Marines landed in their own country, and took over all the factories and utilities. Workers on the night shift were trapped inside their places of work, and other workers were unable to enter. The Army, the Air Force, and the Police all joined with the Chilean Marines in their take-over bid. When the President of Chile was murdered, rhe widespread arrests ensued. RenC was among chose placed in the camps. After he left the camp, he was

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describe the rule Canada has played in his life story. So does he feel like he owes anything to Canada? “Hey,” he says “Canada saved my skin.” He feelsverystronglyabout his ties to Canada. He is glad to live in a country where human rights are guaranteed for all people. Heisastrongsupporterofthe Charter of Rights and Freedoms. I cautioned him that there are injustices and discriminations in every society, Canada included. He agreed emphatically with me, and compared our Mike Harris to the dictator Pinochet who put him in prison. “No is a very sacred word,” he warns “When you are not allowed to say ‘No,’ you’re living in the wrong country.” All utopian visions aside, Mr. Crespo does have a much different perception of our country than we do. He was not allowed to work in his country, and here, he is allowed to make a living, raise his children and contribute to society. He is patriotic to Canada, one might say more so than someone who was born here. Of our “patriotism” he

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1974 he had secured a visa for himself and his family. He had 120 days to use it, and he took44 to visit friends and family to say goodbye. He arrived in Toronto on April 8,1974. He had been asked at the Embassy what kind ofcity hewould like to live in. He told them he wanted to work in an industrial town, which also had good educational facilities so that his children would be able to grow up and contribute to sociev. He was sent to Kitchener, his “dream town” so to speak. He has been working here ever since, as has his wife, a nurse since they met in 1961. When I talked to himabout it, Ren6 insisted that there was far too much information and strongemotions involved to do the story justice in the short time we had to discuss it. I asked him then, to

says, “1 will not let my kids be proud just because Canada beat Russia in a bloody hockey game.” It’sabout beingallowed to live, he says, to participate in a society, and work to make this country sovereign and respected. “I came with four little ones,” he concludes. “And Canada gave me all. In return I give to Canada my commitment to serve, and in addition I’m giving four adults now, that serve in the economic area, the judicial area, and one architect to be. Don’t get: me wrong. I’m deeply, profoundly grateful, but it does not mean that I will not express my criticism or my rejection to unfairness, bullying or stupidity!” We seem to take for granted our basic freedoms. Ren& knows his rights, and he is thankful for them, but he also is ready to protect them, and he takes that very seriously. We would too, I think, if we ever had them taken away. And by that I don’t mean losing the World Cup of Hockey ro the Americans. Canada is a great country, and we should be proud, but we should also know why to be proud.

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o you’re in first year and all is wonderfully different. Classes are probably shorter, more intense and more demanding then you imagined. Most likely, there are some adjustments in your life, such as living away from home for ehe first time, or perhaps living at home and commuting to school. Maybe living with someone else isn’t all that it was touted to be, or living alone is lonelier than you thought. You may find university life perfectly peachy, with no problems on the social front - lots of friends, not an inkling of homesickness and a healthy active life. But it could be that classes are just a drag - such a drag that your marks aren’t where you’d like them to be, or where the administration demands them to be. These are just a few of the obstacles faced in university. Whether you’re entering your first year, last year or somewhere in between, stress can hit, and, if you’re not looking, hit hard. That’s where Counselling Services, located on the Znd floor of Needles Wall Room 2080, comes in. Now before you flip the page, thinking that you don’t need help, let me tell you what Counselling Services at UW provides. You just might be surprised at

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Flower power to the Scorpio child! An awareness has descended about you like a low-flying cloud, and suddenly your place in the world has become clear! On the threshold of the new millenium, you can make a difference. Peace is at hand. Make love, not War.

Now just might be the time to follow through with those whims you’ve been having about running for off&. Don’t worry about public rejection; learn the ropes, then stage an armed insurrection. Violence may not solve anything, but sitting around on your duff will only gain you weight.

I see marriage in your near-future. Not in a relationship? No problem! If you think homosexuals have been making headway of late, you should see the autosexual revolution in store for the world. Check themput at http://www.jackinworId.com, you will be glad you made such a bold move.

If you were cynical before this term, take heart: that was nothing. The stars are preparing to bring an unusually large concentration of red tape into your life, and if you don’t pay attention, you may find yourself trying to put a grand piano through a sixinch hole. Remember: only you can put your foot down. Practice your four-letter words, they will come in handy.

Hypocrisy will be a recurring theme in your life for the next month or two. Be ready for it. Heck, feel free to point fingers! Just remember what they say about people who live in glass houses. (Of course you don’t believe your horoscope, but you read it anyway, right?) By the way, your luckynumbers are: 7, 14, 45, 23,12 and any possible numberofothers.

Take the stars out of your eyes: love is a cushy psychological manifestation invented by mankind to make us feel better about using other people’s bodies for our own gratification. That person you met over frosh-week beers -the one you think is so special - feels this way. Don’t despair you will soon see the light and come around to this way of thinking,

Music will figure prominently in the coming week. Whether it’s on the dancefloor at Louie’s or the aisles of HMV, pay attention: something that could change your life will come into the corner of your eye. Trent Reznor is your friend! (Side note: Did you know that Trent says the best kiss he ever received was from his dog? How could you not love this guy?)

This just isn’t your week so you’d best be prepared to hit the wall of life. But take heart: the only place to go from here is up. Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. (And whatever kills you.. .) This is also a good time to clean out that thing in the back of your fridge - don’t pretend it isn’t there. Beware of Scorpios making love.

Hey you moron! Just ‘cause your sign is the bull and you drivea slickcar that daddy paid for doesn’t mean you have to drive like an asshole! Take a Valium and remember: you may be rich, but at $l,OOO,OOO Cdn ($640,000 US) per paved kilometre, there is no way you own the road. Of course, if you would like to rent it I can get you a great deal. Let me know.

Don’t you think it’s time you stopped playing with Cabbage Patch Kids and got back to reality? You are in university now and there are plenty members of the opposite sex to keep you occupied . . . unless you’re male and in engineering. It’s not too late: transfer now! Sociology awaits.

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are charged for water use will probably account for a substantial portion of your hydro bill. However, with a little effort and Some common sense, you can greatly reduce your water usage, and therefore, your hydro bills. The household activities that use the most water are as follows; toilet 29 per cent, the clothes washer - 21, faucets- 16, theshower13,leaks- 10, water softener - 8, bath - 2, and dishwasher - 1 per cent. The good news is, the total water usage of several of these can be reduced considerably. The toilet uses the most water because c-he average household toilet uses over ten liters per flush. The amount of water that you use can be decreased by modifying your toilet. A toilet dam can be purchased at a hardware store, and it will greatly reduce the amount of water your toilet uses per fIush. You could add something to the toilet tank yourself, but this is not recommended due to the problems that can arise. Faucets and showerheads can both be retrofitted to reduce the amount of water they use. Faucets can benefit with the installation of

aerators. They reduce the amount of water that is used by adding air to the flow. This decreases the total amount of water that flows through the tap+

order to reduce water consumption. Putting rain barrels’ under eaves troughs is a great way to gather water to use on your lawn. Some more ways

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to save on water costs are: Avoid flushing the toilet unnecessariIy* The toilet uses a great deal of your water. Dispose of tissues, insects and other such waste in the trash rather than the toilet. Store

drinking water in therefrigerator rather than letting the tap run every time you want a cool glass of water. Don’t let water run while shaving or washing your face. Brush your teeth first while waiting for water to get hot, then wash or shave after filling the basin. Repair dripping faucets by replacing washers. When washing dishes by hand, fill one sink or basin with soapy water. Quickly rinse under a slow-moving stream from the faucet. Don’t overwater your lawn. As a general rule, lawns only need watering every five to seven days in the summer. Raise the Iawn mower blade to at least three inches. A lawn cut higher encourages grass roots to grow deeper, shades the root syltem and holds soil moisture better than :j closely-clipped iawn.Verify that your

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A computer buyer’s guide by Damen Spitzlg fmptinMiif

uying a computer can be a frustrating experience. This article will try to help make the experience a little easier. An important consideration to keep in mind when buying a computer is the reputation of the dealer. Most cities have a lot of computer stores, and each one is very different. A dealer’s reputation is very important when considering where to make such a large purchase. The Better Business Bureau can help narrow the field somewhat. Simply give them a call and use the compa nies’ phone numbers to see if they have any unresolved complaints filed against them. One company in Kitchener uses refurbished parts without notifying customers. When buying a computer, it would be wise to make a list of your needs and priorities. This is very im-

portant for you to do so you can identify what kind of computer you need. If you are going to be doing word processing, you probably don’t need a fuIly loaded multimedia system. As with any major purchase, you should do some research before you buy. Look at reviews on the Net, or read consumer watchdog reports. What follows is a short rundown on the current state of the basic components that make up a computer.

CPU

but they also cost a great deal of money. If you are not a heavy games player, you can certainly get by without the newest Pentium processor. Cyrix and AMD both make processors that are weak at floating point calculations (3D games and CAD), but excel at applications (integers). They are also about twenty-five per cent cheaper. AMD has a new CPU called the K6-2, that it is marketing as a Pentium II alternative. It uses special drivers tocompete with the PI1 in game performance.

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Hard The CPU is considered the powerhouse of the personal computer. It performs a great dea1 of the work that your computer is ordered to perform. Current CPU manufacturers on the market include Intel,AMD, and Cyrix. Intel has about 90 per cent of the market share, with AMD grabbing a large portion of the rest, and Cyrix getting what it can. There is no doubt that Intel makes the best processors,

’ Getting the right monitor size is important. Consider it this way: your monitor is one of your only means of receiving feedback, For this reason, it is best to get at least a 17 inch monitor if you can afford it. You will have a lot more desktop to use, and you may just save some time and effort. Check out monitor reviews to getagoodideaofwhatyoucanget to fulfil your needs.

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Hard drives are getting bigger and the price per megabyte is plummeting* Today’s typical new hard drives can store around 6 gigabytes of data, at a relatively low price. Buy what you can afford, but remember, hard drive prices are almost certainly going to drop, so adding a second hard drive later is an option.

Sound

would be best to just use your stereo for sound. Computer speakers arc pretty expensive for the sound the) produce. Look at reviews on the Net to narrow down what you are looking for. Letting a sales person choose for you could be the wrong move. Getting a sub woofer with your speakers really helps with the low end sounds, but you will see it on the final price tag.

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Getting a sound card shouldn’t be a problem. Most people don’t need more than a 16 bit sound card, which come pretty cheap. Anewcomer to the scene is the Aural 3D technology. It is supposed to really make a difference, and to be superior to the Creative Lab’s AWE series.

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Simply speaking, the Internet, and by extension, the World Wide Webr is theultimatein opencoyputer systems. Anyone with suitable computer connectivity can get on to the global networkofcomputers; there are no eligibility restrictions, no minimum age, no academic performance requirements - anyone can access the machines on it, and most can also add information to it. This is both a boon and a bane - a cure for cancer could be distributed at the speed of light to every corner of the planet, but so could a Nazi manifesto. The responsibility to use this technology wisely is entirely up to the end user; the WIPO bill is an attempt to make the Web a secure place to conduct business. However, the old rules for

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self adds complexity to the issue; an encryption program is essentially a mathematical formula. Should an equation be “proprietary information? What would a precedent like this mean to other scientific endeavours?

In the world of medicine, this same complexity occurs in prescripSo what’s wrong with making tion manufacturing; however, only the name of a drug is trademark inforthe Web a secure place to do business? Nothing - and the electronic mation -a recipe may be duplicated freedom advocates will tell you that as and distributed legally by another well; however, this bill goes far and manufacturer who has discovered it beyond what may be termed “sethrough his own research. And what cure.” Among other provisions, H.R. about “the open system”? Computer 2281 seeks to: research thrives when nobody b Criminalize the manufacture, im“owns” the technologywhen those port, or use of tools nece ssary to perinterested in the topic are permitted form research in cryptography. to share, re-distribute, and add to b Impede the ability of system opexisting information; witness the erators to find and correct weaknesses growth of the Linux user community, or the mushroomingofthe Web. Both in their systems. l Prevent computer users from have thrived because no one has exprotecting their privacy on-line by elusive rights to the information. Reremoving cookies from their compustricting cryptographic research to an ter. Additionally, ifcookies are used as organization like the N.S.A. would stifle development and eventually lead to it becoming exclusive property of the government. The second c feature of the bill impedes the ability of system operators to find and correct weaknesses in their systems - legalese for “reverse engineering.” This is an important issue to the big software vendors.Thisopensupaneven messier can of worms than re_ . strictions on cryptography. It permits vendors to rely exclusively on a concept known as photo by Darren SpItzig “security by obscurity;” that is, a copyrigh t protection system it would software is entireIy secure, provided be unlawful to manufacture a device the bugs in it remain a trade secret. that removes the cookie from the This is not only foolish, it is a cop-out. system. As recently as last week, much was b Allow content owners to collect made of security problems with personally-identifiable information Qualcomm’s POP mail servers; the about users who access their copybug was discovered accidentaily, and righted works. the issue was resolved within the b Exempt service providers from week. If this bill were to become law, liability if they disable access to or not only would it be a criminal action remove material claimed to be infringto discover such a vulnerability withing, regardless of whether the mateout a vendor’s approval, it would also rial oractivity is ultimately determined mean complete exemption from any to be infringing. (Taken from http:// demand to repair such bugs ina timely fashion. This sort of immunity is betKIL~~~j~Zf~~r~~~~~~’ ter than gold to a software vendor, but is deadly to end users; it would be like mary failings of this bill. All of them banning the sale of tire irons because sanction serious restrictions to your people sometimes use them forcrimiprivacy. nal purposes - effectively handicapModern cryptography has always ping the ethical community, while been a thorny issue with government doing nothing to stop crime. and remains hotly contested; should Cookies. What the hell’s a cookie? a private citizen be permitted to conCookies are what some web sites use ceal information from the state? In the to keep track of users. They are smail minds of many, the answer is no. chunks of data that contain informaHowever, it is permissible to confide tion about you that reside in your web information with a doctor, lawyer, or browser’s cache file to identify you priest; the sticking point with when you return to a particular site. cryptographic privilege is that even if They can be annoying, but are easily it becomes legal for the government deleted for the space-conscious or the to read enciphered documents, they paranoid. I lowever, this may soon not will be unable to uncover what you be the case; this drives a stake through have intentionally obscured. the heart of the notion of eleorronic Cryptography makes your guarprivacy. antee of privacy ironclad - and unThe fourth feature of this bill -1110~sfor the collection of personallyless the algorithm you use is broken, identifiable information about users this guarantee is more or less perma-

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pool filter. A single backflushing with a traditional filter uses from 180 to 250 gallons or more ofwater. Mulch to retain moisture in the soil. Mulching also helps to control weeds that compete with plants for water. *Energy efficiency has received a lot of attention in recent years. Reducing your energy consumption is an intelligent way to save money and help the environment. According to Waterloo North Hydra, some of the worst offenders when it comes to energy usage are: air conditioning (especially central air), clothes dryer, lighting, fridge, water heater, and swimming pool pumps* Your lighting costs can be reduced by installing florescent screw-in bulbs. While the initial cost is high, they more than make up for their co& over the life of the bulb (typically seven years). Installing them where you most often use lighting can save you a good deal of money. A florescent bulb can cost twenty dollars, while a four-Pack of incandescent bulbs for under two bucks. Here are some hints on how to save energy:

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Reduce nighttime heat loss by losing drapes or insulated shutters. Open drapes on south windows during the day to gain free solar heat. Make sure the thermostat is located away from any heat producing sources. Reduce nighttime heat loss byclosingdrapes or insulated shutters. Keep exhaust fans in good operating condition and minimize use during the heating season.

Set the thermostat onyourwater heater to 49 degrees C. If your dishwasher has a booster this is fine, if not set the thermostat at 60 degrees C. Upgrade your .hot warei tanks insulation levels with an insulation kit or glass fibre insulation wrap. In cool basements or unheated areas make sure hot water lines are insulated. Drain about 4.5 litres (1 gallon) every two to three months from the drain tap to remove sediment and mineral build-up from the bottom of the tank. Install low flow shower-heads and faucet aerators to reduce hot water usage. Showers normally use less hot water than baths. Let bath water stand in the tub until it has cooled and released its heat into the house.

Using microwaves for cooking vege tables or warming foods is very energy efficient, while using it to defrost frozen foods is an energy waster.

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Unplug fridge and clean the dust from the back or bottom coils twice a year. Make sure there is at least a 8 mm (3 inch) air space between the back of the fridge and the wall to allow for air circulation. Locate the fridge away from any heat producing sources, warm air-flows, or sunlight. Cool foods before putting them in the fridge and cover all liquids to stop evaporaLighting tion. Adjust the fridge temperature setting to between 2 and 4 degrees C (36 to 38 degrees F). Adjust the freezer temperature Open the drapes and use natural dayto -15 to - 18 degrees C (4 to 0 degrees I;) . light where possible. Turn off all lights when Thawing frozen foods in the fridge reduces not in use, spoilage and helps cool the fridge. Where possible replace incandescent lights with fluorescent lights. Fluorescent Home draftproofing lights produce four times as much light per watt, last ten times aslongand cost one third Locate and seal any air leaks in the as much to operate. “building envelope” (walls, ceilings, floors Keep light fixtures and bulbs clean to and basements). Check the weatherstripmaintain efficiency. Use the right type and ping on all windows and doors+ Replace if size of light bulb for each lighting job. A 150 worn or damaged. Caulk the inside of all watt bulb is more efficient and produces windotiand door frames. more light than two 75 watt bulbs.

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ooking back, the university tookon a new look: both the Department of Athletics and Campus Recreation sported new logos on the heels of the revamped University logo. Ex-Warrior Jason Van Gee1 and Jarrett Smith are playing in the CFL, unfortunately not for the same team; Jason is in Winnepegand Jarett plays for the Ti-Cats in Hamilton. France (home team) won the World Cup the day before Bastille

Daythat must have been some party. Yet anotherex-Warriorwasrecruitedfor theCFL: Arek Bigos was picked up by Toronto and, in one game, made successive field goals from 37,42 and 47 yards after the Argos took some foolish penalties. Terry Goodenough tookover the coaching of the Waterloo CrossCountry team, replacing Jason Gregoire and John Swarbrick. All in all, Warrior sports experienced a very productive summer. Welcome back to all you old timers and all you new recruits. Come down and help out atImprintSports.

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our words, There are four words that will bring your entire career, what everitmaybe,crashingtotheground. “I can’t do it” If this pretty much sums up the way you feel about university varsity sports, well, I have two things to say to you: You’re right, but you could be wrong. If you played on any team in high school, whether it was Cross Country, Hockey, Basketball, Volleyball, Rugby, Badminton, Track and Field, Baseball, whatever, you have a shot at not only making, but contributing to a WV team. Honestly, you might not play in first year. You might not even dress. But those first line centres and starting point guards were in first year once too. Now they’re in their second, third, fourth, or maybe even fifth year of competing, and because they gave it a shotwhen theywere frosh,andstuck it out, they’ve become the ones who carry the team. You might have already talked to the coach. You might end up being the star right away, first season, first game. If this is the case, then great, you’re ahead of the game. But what if you’ve never played before, or played in grade nine, but haven’t seen the court or the field since then? The way uni-

versity sports work is that the coaches are not going to teach you the fundamentals of the game. But they are there to develop them. So you have nothing to lose by getting out to the walk-on meetings, putting your name down and going to that first practice. Now what about school? Is it hard to balance assignments, classes and practice? For the most part, practices are either early morning or in the afternoon, between4 p.m. and 7 p.m. when few classes are scheduled. When specifically, where, and how often depends on the team, however. And as for balancing your homework, well, there are fourth and fifth year engineers and accountants who have more work than you lowly frosh can imagine, and they are some of the best athletes UW has. Students play sports when they’re away on work term as well. This isn’t as fun, but you can figure that out when the time comes. There is a list of times and locations for walk-on meetings under the team previews, and they are posted in the Student Life Centre and around the Physical Activities Complex (you know, the building where all the line-ups are?). When you get there, ask lotsofquestionsofyourcoach.Heorshewill know where you’re coming from, and will certainly be ready for anything you can throw at them! So find your sport and give it a shot!

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uperFan(n.):I. Aperson who loves supporting varsity sports enthusias tically; 2. Person known to dress in gold, paint their face and scream non-stopas tired, sweaty athletes fight to uphold Waterloo pride.3. Hater of Western and anything purple and preppy. Late last basketball season, a group of Orientation Leaders fromdifferent faculties and residences got together to form a small group of loud, raucous supporters of the men’s and women’s basketball teams. When word got out, this loud group of fans was actually invited to travel with the women’s team to MAC for a game where the women needed to win by 6 to keep playoff hopes alive. The Super Fans drowned out the McMaster support.The Waterloo team won by7. Last season, the Men’s team won the OUA West basketball title and earned a birth to theCIAUChampionshipat Halifax. Itwas the noisy fan support, keyed by a loud group of Super Fans sitting behind the opposition’s bench, that had the PAC rocking and helped the Warriors knock off all the Wild West competition. It even led to the ON-TV

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television analyst making comparisons to the 70’s and early 80's when 5,000 screaming fans would fill the gym and some fans would be turned away because there was no room for them. The UW Super Fans, the newest Federation of Students club, has been put together for the sole purpose of supporting ’ every great varsity team and all the talented athletes at Waterloo. We have a lot ofgreat events planned with the Feds and the athletic department for this term, including a bus trip to watch the Warriors play the Western Mustangs in football, the Residence Challenge during half-time at theYork Football game at University Stadium, trips to see all the UW teams play and a number of. tailgate parries on the Bomber patio. If you are interested in supporting the Waterloo Warriors in their many quests for Ontario and National Championships, the Super Fans would love to have you asa new member. Keep an eye out for the Super Fans during Fresh Week and comecheckout our table at any of the clubs day on campus. Or just come out to any varsity game, you’re bound to see some of us there. We’ll be the noisy ones sitting behind the other team. For more infoon the Super Fans club, e-mail Sean Fergueson at: sgafergu@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca

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Historical Highlights: OWIAA champions in 1995-96, 2nd place in OUA conference 1997-98. Last season, the Warriors finished second and missed a wild card birth in the playoffs. Amy Adair was named an All Canadian for the third year as well, as an OUA allstar. Burnoose Williams was namedtotheOUAFirscTeamAllStars and Joanne Fernandes and. Sarah Creighton w!ere named to the Second Team OUA All-Stars. This season, the Warriors will be missing all-stars Creighcon and Williams to graduation and veterans Allison Krokosynski and Dawn Culverson to work terms abroad. However, the Warriors will be welcoming two highly talented players, Wendy Moffet ofNew Brunswick, a Junior Nationalplayer and Kelly Ianiero of Hamilton, a twoyear Provincial Team player, will help fill some of the void left by the departing veterans. The Warrior field hockey team begins play on September 19 against Guelph.

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Historical Highlights: Women’s OWIAA/CIAU Cross Country Champions 1996-97, Jason Gregoire 1995 OUA Individual Gold Medalist. Last season, the Women’s Cross Country team was rebuilding from their CIAU championship. After seven years-with the program, coach John Swarbrick stepped down tospend more time with his family. As well, five year coaching veteran and cross councry alumnus, Jason Gregoire stepped down to accept a job in our nation’s capital. This season, there are some new faces in the coaching ranks. TerryCoodenough takes over the reins as Cross Country Coach. Goodenough brings a wealth of past experience to the program, both as a runner for Waterloo andas a coach. Look for veterans Lynn Coonand Kim Ross, both from the 1996 yomen’s CIAU Championship team, and JohnLofranco and Stephen Drew to lead the charge intotheCIAUchampionshipsbeing held at Waterloo on Saturday, November 14. Second year standout Alastair Lawrence, along with frosh Pete Collison should contribute as well: The Cross Country team begins their Hill Camp on September 12.

Historical Highlights: Yates Cup Champions in 1997. Last season, the Warriors finished with a 6-2 record, just shy of their previous year’s 7-l record. However, that season, they came out with a Yates Cup victory over Western. Jason Van Gee1 won the PresidentsTrophyandJarretSmith took home MVP honours for the OUA This season, the Warriors take on a new look. Unlike teams in the past, the ‘98 Warriors will rely heavily on the offense. Doug Haidner and Eddie Kim,along wi th veteran QB Ryan Wilkinson, will return. Watch for wide receivers AndyMacGregorandChrisKrebich and slotback Chris Amey to have a great year. Defensively, the Warriors are young. After the loss of five members fromthe front seven, the Warriors will rely heavily on some new faces.Returningon the defense are Jason Tibbits and Matt McKnigh t. Warrior football begins the defense of their Yates Cup September 12, versus the Laurier Golden Hawks at 2 p.m.

Warrior Baseball Historical Hightights: Entering their third year in the CBI Last season was a “break through year,” says incoming coach Bill Martin. The Warriors had a disappointing 2-14 run. This season, look for some new faces on the coaching staff, as well aschanges on the field. Head coach Bill Martin, who recently resigned his position as President of the CBI, takes up his position as coach for thewarriors. With Martin comes Dave Nichol, who will be the team’s hitting and pitching coach. Dave is noted for being a premier teacher in these twopositions and these are the positions the Warriors need to improve on. Returning are veteran coaches Brian Bishop and Jason “Spanky” Neel. The two of them led the WaterlooTigers of the Intercounty League to a championship win this summer. The Warriors start their season with an exhibition game at Skydome, September 4, versus Durham College. The regular season starts September 11 versus Guelph. All home games are at Bechtel Park.

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Rowing

Historical Highlights: Men’s and Women’s Open 4’s at McGill Invitational 1997-98. Last season, the WarriorCrew had a successful season with a men’s andwomen’s

podium at the Henley Course in the OUA Finals in St. Catharines. The Warrior Crew’s first regatta is September 27 in Ottawa.

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Historical Hi&lights: 199798 season was the first year in the OWL Last season, the Warrior Women’s Rugby team played a 25 season, losing two very close games to Brock and Queen’s missing the playoffs. Shannon Pennington was selected to the all star team. This season, the Warrior Rugby team will miss a handful of key starters to co-op work terms and graduation. Filling the void will be nine veteran players and a new squad of rookies. For the upcoming year the Warriors are looking to their experienced players to lead them into the playoffs in the first year of CIAU competition. Women’s Rugby starts their season, September 17, at Western.

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Last season, the Warriors won the Division II crown by defeating Carleton 10-3 in the championship game. They finished rhe seasonwitha&Orecordandfirstplace in Division II, four points ahead of second-place Toronto.McKenzie James, Adam Donald, Corey Richards, Dale -Finlay, Mike Lippart and Nik Krpan were selected to the Division II all-star team. This season, the Warriors move up to Division I with McMaster, Queen’s, Western, Guelph and York where the competition will be fierce. With a solid returning squad, look for the Warriors to remain competitive. Men’s Rugby is home to Western, September 16, at 4 p.m.

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Last season, the women’s soccer team fell short of a playoff birth by finishing the season at 2 wins, 3 losses and 4 ties. This record was good enough to put them in sixth place and 11 point out of first in the WestDivision. A bright side to last season was Laura Munro and Margaret Corey, whowere selected to the west division OUA all stars. This season, the Warriors open camp August 29. A strong core of returning vets should ensure a successful season. The Women’s Soccer team is in Toronto, September 1, to open their season.

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Warrior Golf (Men)

countered the same disappointments as the women in not making the playoffs. The Warriors finished a distant sixth place, 18 points behind Western in first place. This se-on, look for the Warriors to rebuild their defense and try to construct some offense. Men’s Soccer is also in Toronto to begin their season.

Historical Highlights: No team titles Last season, the Warriorgolfteam had a solid nucleus of contenders in Jeremy Begalke (1997 rookie award winner), Mark Whit&h and Greg King. Unfortunately the team fell short of a championship. This season* the abdve three golfers will be returning to again for a solid founda-

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tion. The squad will lose last season’s MVP Jeff White and assistant coach Kelly Slough. In addition to the team, several promising rookies are on the horizon as well as a talented assistant coach in Bob M&hop. Warrior Golf begins tournament play Sep. tember 18 in Windsor.

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Tennis (Women)

Historical Highlights: Ontario Team titles in 1971-72 and 1973-74, Individual Ontario Champions Alison Manning 1?8283 afid Carolyn Culik 1991-92. Last season, the women’s team finished in last place with a record of0 winsand 5 loses. The Warriors will welcome back Lynn Marchaud who took a year off from competition. Lynn’s return to the team will fill the void made by the departure of top ranked veteran Paulina Delacampa, who has graduated. Still, the Warriors are optimistic for a good walk on turn-out, andrightfully so, applications for information were up a great deal from last season. This season, the women hope to take to the courts and improve on the 0-Sfinish of last season. Women’s tennis opens against McGill at Montreal, September 19.

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Historical Highlights: No team titles. Richard Straka won individual ti tlesfor Water-

loo in 1990,199l and 1993. Last season, the men finished with two wins and four loses, three points out of first. Waterloo’s David Markin and Marc Johanson toiik home sitver inmen’s doubles while David Markin won gold in men’s singles over Tony Roth of Queen’s, This season, David Markin will return. However, two top-ranked players will be leaving the team. Like the women, the men’s tea& is optimistic fora strong walk-on turn out. The team is aiming to be just as successful,and perhaps more, this season. The Men’s Tennis team begins play in St. Catharines against McMaster, September 19. That about wraps up the fall sports review. What follows is a list of theuniversity of Waterloo’s two-term sports, beginning in late September or early October. That, in a nutshell, is a preview of the fall term sports that UW has to offer. This year should prove to be an exciting one with all the newfaces around UW Athletics. From coaches to players to the logo, one thing is certain: the new took Warriors are shooting for glory. Starting withwarrior Football this weekend, don’t forget the CIAU Cross Country Championships in November. Warrior fans can help the situation by getting behind UW athletes and making some noise and supporting our teams. All UW home games are free for UW students with a valid WAT CARD and children under IZ.Adul ts are $7, Students are $4 and Senior are $2.

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ne need not look any further than Kitchener’s annual Oktoberfest to recognize that the GoldenTriangle is famous for its festive atmosphere. The Black Toque Festival is another event to add to an already impressive list. In its second year, The Black Toque Festival is a benefit for Lure1 Creek Conservation Area as well as a celebration of independent mu-

punk and blues. The petformers will be struttingtheitstuffontwostages (theid stage and the Sherwood stages respectively) this year as opposed to the one main stage last year. Musical coordinator Adrian Jones seesthis major change as advantageous. ‘This design should expose the audience to new talent and the musicians to new audiences. As an added bonus, musicians will have an opportunity to perform with other bands.” This set up should allow for greater ex-

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strictly musiFWtWAL cal. Sponsorship Coordinator, and local musician, Craig Cardiff saysthe reason for this was to %y to accommodate as many facets of the unique and diverse aspects of KW as possible.”

This year, they have included a Vendor Village /Volunteer Fair aswellasmorefoodvendors.There are over thirty vendors and volunteer organizations (co-ordinated by the Volunteer Action Centre) represented this year. Cardiff feels as though “their inclusion marks a growth in our commitment to mak-

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There will be two, eating areas, one licensed for alcohol and the other not. The outdoor food area is set aside from the concert and will feature face painters, balloon artists and caricaturists to entertain everyone. Janet adds “In licensing the event for alcohol, we believe we also have a responsibility to protect the community.” To that end organizers are in the stages of es-

formances starting shortly after that. Students will receive a $3 discount at the gate not available through local ticket outletsThere will be a rotating system of performances wherein audience memberscan shuMe between the two stages, set at opposite ends of the field. The erected tent containing the Volunteer Organizations and Vendors, running for the entire afternoon, will partition the

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generously described as 10 and under. A recent show in Victoria Park left a number of children scarred for life as the. band revved up the feedback loops and crashing bar chords following a cheesy acousticchildren’s band-This band isn’t Raffi. “We don’t want to be the Spice Girls,” says Julie, but the band is glad that some of their music is popuIar with younger fans. Like many other independent arti s t s Astrokick ii chagrined by limited commercial radio playliscs. Luke commen ts “you curnontheraPhotoby

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piness. Her grandmother married three times without marrying the man she loved, her grand-aunt shared her lover with his wife for twenty-five years, and even her own mother wishes she had more ofherloverthanafewbulbsplanted in her garden. Through these examples, Fiona gradually gains a

deeper understandingofwhat it is she wants from life. However compelling de Vasconcelos’ depiction of the attraction, hope, despair and guilt of new lovers is, it remains only one aspect of the novel. Her true’ fort6 is in creating vivid, passionate, and strong individual female heroines,

and relating the mixture of friction, loveand resentment between the females of a family: a quiet Sunday dinner is ruined by the tension between sisters; a daughter grows a beautiful garden ferrilized by her hate and anger for her aging mother and aunt; and a mother becomes increasingly difficult andstubborn with thedaughter and sister assigned to care for her. Through short chapters with switching narrative perspectives, de Vasconcelos is able to shift abruptly between space, time and theme. Her densely subtIe prose manages to examine Portuguese death rices, the increase in female participation in literature during the early half of this century, the crowning of King Pedro’s murdered Spanish mistress, the importance of history and legend, the dangers of being cut off from your culture, the diifficulties of being an Immigrant and the healing power of sex in slightly less than 200 pages and still maintains a high level of readability and enjoyment. De Vasconcelos is a new writer on the Canadian horizon, and A4y Darling Dead Onts is delinitely an intriguing first offering. She has proven herself an astute observer of female behaviour and a writer to watch for in the future.

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tions, we have to face the fact that swing is making a comeback. Possibly the most anticipated band was I Mother Earth. For many fans, this was their first tasteofpostEdwin music. The new lead, Brian Byrne, was announced last November as a member. They came across as a not particularly good I Mother Earth cover band, playing mostly Edwin’s tunes. The music was still good, but Brian’s raspy, harsher voice took the songs in a different direction. For example, “Another Sunday” became less wistful and more antagonistic. They did play some songs from the new album they’re working on, but thev lacked the diversitv thaithe old I Mother Ear& was loved for. I think that unfortunately this band reached it’s pinnacle with Edwin and will now sink into relative oblivion. Garbage was a refreshing change to the previous, less than impressive line-up. Shirley Mason was energetic, and was the first

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voices singing every song is testimony enough of Our Lady Peace’s emense popularity. Somewhat annoying was Raine’s penchant for drama. “I’m having a bad night,” he declared after he tossed away a faulty mike. He then implored the crowd to sing along. Ofcourse, everyone complied. The appeal of this set was that I knew every song. I guess as an OLP fan, this wasn’t a stretch. After Our Lady Peace, was the Crystal Method. All through the festival, we were remi *bed

please stay after OLP to enjoy the musical endeavors of the Crystal Method. However, after a long day of being mostly wet, ( there were no rain ponchos to be purchased in Barrie, and we endured a five minute downpourwithf~tsizedraindrops), and tired, and hungry.. . I left.

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reggae-pop beat just don’t mix. Self s killing of ‘Shame” is appropriate only in that the band should feel shame for doing what it did to the song. I have just one comment about Rabbit in the Moon’s cover of “Waiting for the Night”: lose thecheese-ball drum machine. And the winner for ugliest cover on the album goes hands-down to Rammstein, for their version of “Stripped.” I love Rammstein, but they should be kept as far away from Depeche Mode as humanly possible. When I hear this track, I can’t decide whether to laugh or cfy. Theonesongwhich I have trouble placing in any category is “Master ancl Servant” by Locust. Imagine, if you can, a lounge version of Depeche Mode’s S&M classic. I die laughing whenever I hear it. It is so messed , up that it becomes somehow perversely appropriate. In the end, I advise you not to waste money on this album. If you want to hear Depeche Mode, go out, buy the original stuff, and enjoy the real thing.

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h??pf7??tst~ Oh, those cheeky boys in Pluto. Music aside, these guys are pretty damn amusing. They make cool videos. In their latest release Sls& Hands With The Future, they inelude complete guitar and bass tablature to one of their songs in the liner notes (play alongwith Pluto!), their CD artwork looks suspiciously like that off of the Smashing Pumpkins’SiameseDream, and they open “Desperate Lovers” with the sound of a string section utterly deconstructing “Purple Haze.” You get the feeling if their tongues were planted any further into their cheeks, they’d need paramedics. All joking aside, how’s the music? Good and bad. First the goodthere’s some catchy tunes

in here. Lead-off single “The Goodbye Girl” is infectious like Ebola, but .without all the monkeys. “Still In School” will strike a chord with anyone who’s ever had to say, “But your honour-she said she was eighteen”. As singles and radio fodder, Pluto are cool, Over an entire album though, Pluto’s shortcomings become glaringly evident. For a band with three songwriters and vocalists, the record is plagued with a bad case of deja vu - a lot of it just sounds the same. Vocals, guitars, chord progressions . . . you’ve heard it all before. When you combine this repetitiveness with the current logjam of sound-alike, power-pop bands from all over Canada (Zuckerbaby, Limblifter, Killjoys et all), it makes for an entirely frustrating listen. They’vegot some serious potential, but Pluto will have a hard time rising above the rest of the pack without a serious change in their game plan. Shake hands with the future? Sorry lads, but that’s definitely not you.

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/mpnmtsM If nothingelse, give the Connells points for longevity. ~ti/Uifeis the seventh album from this North Carolinacombo in the last 13 years. Over this time, they’ve achieved enough success to warrant their continued existence, but not enough to move up to the next higher tier of bands in America. Srill Life won’t be the record to put them over the top, either. If it’s any consolation, though, they’re, uh, pretty big in Europe. The Connells could be the prototypical American college band, circa 1985 - jangly guitars, earnest vocals and reasonable melodic hooks, but not a whole lot of character. Fast-foward to today, and it’s still the same ingredients, but they’re less fashionable. TheConnells will have to becontent with a career on MOR radio formats. The Connells are just too well-adjusted for success. They’re not ironic or disaffected enough to appeal to the hipster ah-pop crowd. It’s just as well - the Connells are too old for that Lolapalooza nonsense anyways. Don’t get me wrong,SrillLifeisn’t bad. it’s got some good stuff Quite thecontraryon it. The instrumental albumcloser “Pedro Says” is a standout tune. On the whole, however, the Connells seem that they’ll have to be content to slug itou t in the minors, just one step short of making the big time.

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Dallas based Tripping Daisy have released theirnewestalbumJesusHitsLiRe&e AtomBomb. Besidesacatchytitle, thealbum boasts some seriously contagious riffs and entertaining lyrics. Their Iast release, i am an Elu& Fire crzzc#erposted huge numbers due to the radio friendly hit “Got a Girl.” This album may not cross over into those same sales numbers, ifonly becauseAtom&mbseems tobe consciously avoiding producing another nove 1ty track. Non-sensical lyrics combined with bizarre guitar noises bringeasycomparisons to the Flaming Lips. Sounding at times like Perry Farrell, lead singer Tim DeLaughter sings about such important issues as “Field Day Jitters” and the apparent truth that “Your Socks Have No Name”these are major issues in today’s world. If you ever get the chance to see the band live, don’t miss them-Tripping Daisy put on a hell of a rock show that translates beautifully from their album. From the absolutely absurd to the completely true, Jestis H&s LiRe the Atom Bomb creates a world of catchy pop fluff that will entertain for hours.

by U&e M. Francis /mp/lmtstdF So.. .Neneh, better known for hits such as “Buffalo Stance” and %even Seconds,” has a brother, a musician named Eagle Eye. Should you be scared? No. To the delight of an audience starved for musicians making more than just noise, Mr. Cherry’s debut offers an auspicious blend of smooth folk rock, with deft, intelligent lyrics. Thankfully, Eagle-Eye chooses not to mimic the style of his sister, but proves to be his own man. The first track on this album is also Eagle-Eye’s first single. In the hands of another artist, “Save Tonight” might have become a smarmy bailad. Its lyrics certainly suggest an intimate, sentimental encounter. Yet the Eagle manages to enchant listeners, using an upbeat melody toserenade his love before leaving her. Every songon this CD tells a story, and “Conversation” is one of the album’s most poignant compositions. It’s about a child having to deal with the discovery that his father is someone other than whom he pretends to be. In trying to interpret this song, onemightwondcrifitwaswrittenasasortof sequel to the album’s second track, “Indecision.” That is, of course, if you care to believe that Daddy Dearest is a murderer. Interpreting the lyrics literally, “Indecision” sounds a bit eerie. . . like a glimpse inside a murderer’s mind. However, after listening to the song a few times, you may find yourself twisting the lyrics to discover a more positive interpretation. After all, there is a distinct possibility that what EagleEye was referring to with lines such as “Hesitation/ When I’m standing with my prey/ Indecision/Of if I should blow him away” is a dilemma-perhaps his having to make an irreversible decision. The final song on desireless is its title= track. “Desireless” is the only song on the album not written by Eagle-Eye, but instead composed by his late father, jazz legend Don Cherry. It’s a song of freedom easily calling to mind the image of a bird soaring, or an animal, running wild and free. Somewhere in its soothing rhythm, it’s easy to imagine escaping. Eagle-Eye Cherry’s debut is full of many secrets that are too good to give away. Undoubtedly, Mr. Cherry’s second recording will be eagerly anticipated, as on his debut, the lyrics never descend to a level of obnoxious sappiness, nordo they insult his listener’s intelligence.

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terloo Coming Out Discussion Group. Topic: “Coming Out to Yourself.” 7:30 p.m. Sod01 follows at 9 p.m. HH 378. Meet old fretinds and make new ones. All welcome. Details: 884-4569, Tb Fraternity, Sorariiy Awareness Club invites oil UW Students to check

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Fall 1998 Workshops: Study Skills Program-Reading & Study Skills, Preparing For & Writing Exams. PersonaVSocial Programs-Anger Management Skills, Procrastination, Self-Esteem Enhancement. Career Development Programs-Career Planning Working, Interest Assessment. For more courses and info drop into NH 2080. ’

TRELLIS, the new Library systems began May 5. Check out the website for further info at http://www.tuglibraries.on.ca Aesldente are remlnded to set out their Blue Boxes in a visible location to ensure that the boxes can be seen by the recyding program drivers. For info 883-5150, ext. 237. TLC The Laser Centre Inc., in conjunction with UW School of Optometry, is delighted to announce the opening of TLC Waterloo. The new site is now open to provide free consultations for anyone interested in pursuing refractive surgery as a method of correction for nearsightedness, farsightedness andlor astigmatism. For more info or to schedule your free consultation, contact Beth Hahn at: TLC Waterloo, UW, School of Optometry, Columbia Street, Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3G1, tel.: 888-4502 or fax 886-l 348...or ask your eye care professional if you are a candidate for Laser Vision Correction. Kltchener Rangers 35th anniversary “Fan appreciation BBQ pav Sunday, September 6th 11 :OO a.m. to 2:CKI p.m. ProceedsdonatedtoTheChildren’sWish _Foundation. Fun for the whole family and ftee admission to the Rangers inter-squad hockey game at 2100 p.m. Ebytown Food Co-operative: organic, locally grown, minimally packaged food for people, not for protit. Affordable prices! 280 Phillip Street, Building A4, Waterloo Co-operative Residence. Call 886-8806 for weekly store hours. Attention 9899 Graduating &Men&. Co-operative education &career services staff invites you to an information session explaining the graduating student employment senrice on Wednesday, September 16th 3:30-4:30 p.m. Humanities Theatre Hagey Hall. Thursday, SeptemMr 17th (repeat session). Topics are interviews and application process, employer information sessions, important dates and deadlines workshops, student ACCESS Career fair. Guided Self Change of alcohol use: for individuals who may have concerns about the amount they are drinking and want to cut down. Call Counselling Services (ext. 2655) to find out more. Overeaters Anonymous weekly meetings: catl658-1050 for a recording of area contacts. No dues, no fees, no weigh-ins, no diets...we’re a fellowship. Newcomers always welcome! Web site: www.overeatersanonymous.org/ HopeSpring Cancer Centre received a major gift from Connor Clark Private Trust on an interest free rriortgage on HopeSpring’s property at 43 Allen Street in Waterloo, For info contact 742-4673.

RAISE Home Support needs volunteers with car and timeduring the day to drive elderly dients to medical and other appointments. Flexible position. Mileage reimbursement available. Cafl7447666 The City of Waterloo Volunteer Services, 888-6488, is currently recruiting for the fobwing volunteer positions: “office Volunteer’ - for a busy office to answeer phones, takes messages on Mondays from 11130 a.m. to 1 p.m. ‘Olonysla Festival Volunteers’ - needed in September for the Greek Festival held at Moses Springer Arena. ‘Volunteer Drivers & Shoppers’ - volunteers are urgently needed to drive seniors to medical appointments, shopping, recreational and meal programs. Flexible hours, mileage reimbursed. Must have reliable transportation. ‘Games Room AttendanP - volunteers are needed to help run and play games at Moses Springer Community Centre. Teny Fox Run needed for route marshalling, registration and parking. A Volunteer Orientation night will beheld on Wed., September 16 at the run site ate 6echtel Park. Walking Track Mar&Mr needed for the indoor track at the Waterloo Recreation Complex. Hours Sat. and Sun. 8100 a.m. to 8:OO p.m. and Mon to Fri from 7%) a.m. to 9:OO p.m. Waterloo Community Arts Centre requires a custodian and attendant, The custodian is needed for approx 2 hrs per week. The attendant is needed to perform receptionist duties for 4 hrs in ihe evenings: Big Sbters is seeking 16 homework helpers to assist Somalian youth (elementary through high school grades)Training date Wed., September 30th 7-9 p.m. Call 743-5206 to resister. Big Sisters needs 25 homework helpers to tutor elementary or high school students. Own transportation required. Training Mon., Sept. 28th 7-9 p.m. Call 743-5206 to register. Tutors are needed to tutor students on a one-to-one basis in written and oral English. Tutors me& students on campus for 1 term, usually once a week for l-2 hours. If you have a good working knowledge of English, are patient, friendly, dependable and would like to volunteer, register at the International Student Office, NH 2080. For more information about the program, call extension 2814 or e-mail darlene Q watservl .

there was a time when the name PHIL’S was hailed far and wide, for they were the PURVEYORS OF MERRIMENT to the revellers of WATERLOO. then the AGE OF DARKNESS began, and the DARK LORD CAST PHIL OUT and kid waste to his works. a pall lay across the land and it’s people, who, for want of a place to gather, turned to other bars for succour. then, when things were bleakest and despair hw like a shroud across the land, PHIL RETURNED! in a blinding shaft of cleansing light PHIL VANQUISHED THE DARK LORD, drove forth his minions AND RESTORED THE PEOPLE TO THEIR CHOSEN PLACE. P 5-

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