Tuition deregulation forum by Patti Lenard specla/ tdmp!nt n July 12, the Federation of Students’ Student Council passed two motions indicating its position 0 with respect to the deregulation of tuition fees. First, the student council opposes any increases in enrolment designed to meet the qualifications for deregulation. Second, accepting deregulation’s inevitability, the council insists that any extra money brought into the university as a result of tuition increases be dedicated to the faculty the student is entering. In response to the council’s motions, the Federation of Students organized and hosted a forum designed to outline the deregulation process. The forum brought together three different points of view on the deregulation of tuition fees. Vice-President Education Robin Stewart, Vice-President Academic and Provost Jim Kalbfleisch and two representatives from the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce (CIBC) presented their views on deregulation and then fielded questions from students, Although the deregulation of tuition fees in Ontario began two years ago with fees for international students, the current set of changes to the government regulation of tuition fees has drastic implications for all students. Stewart opened the forum by explaining the exact meaning of deregulation, and the changes to loan policies, before expressing his concerns. “In theory, deregulation is a good idea. It gives individual universities the ability to regulate tuition and the education they provide themselves.“Although no empirical proof exists, Stewart expects tuition fees will rise significantly in the wake of deregulation. But even more critical, Stewart suggested, is the possibility that after so many tuition increases, qualified people
will choose not toattend university based on the inevitable financial burden following graduation. Kalbfleisch followed Stewart’s discussion, noting that UW requested that it be allowed to qualify for deregulation following the acceptance of30, rather than 50per cent more students in Computer Science and Engineering. He explained that UW felt it could “accept 30 per cent more students without, in any way, compromising the quality of its programs.” In response to Kalbfleisch’s presentation, students questioned whether a large enough student pool even existed to fill 50 per cent more spots in the designated programs, in all Ontario universities. After all, one student suggested, UW’s excellent reputation is at least partially because it accepts only the best students into itscomputer Science and Engineering programs. Another student asked whether, by default, this system was creating shortages of specific employment in the workforce, as st.udents begin to choose programs that maximize their opportunity for lucrative, rather than needsbased, employment following graduation. To this, Kalbfleisch responded that a sufficient number ofquality students were available to fill theextra spots, and that “UW’sreputation as an excellent school will continue to ensure that only the best bother to apply.” Following Kalbfleisch’s presentation, Allan Bennett, General Manager, Student Product Management, and Annette Bishop, Manager of the on-campus CIBC, discussed different educational funding possibilities and the need for careful budget management, Bennett recommended that students “look for free money” and “adopt a thrifty attitude” with respect to their financial affairs. Making an example ofa Coca-Cola drinker in the audience, Bennett warned of “getting bucked to death,” as a result of buying too many costly refreshments. The solution, he suggested, is to drink water because this
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will save a student $30 a week. Bishop concluded the forum’s presentations by discussing a variety of loan packages offered by CIBC. Although the forum did little to respond to student concerns, it did provide students with an opportunity to voice their frustrations about rising tuition fees. Stewart asks that any students who have further concerns direct them to his attention. These will form part of UW’s complete response to deregulation, to be ready in September.
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Employers have some reservations about co-op, but for the most part they are positive about the program. “Co-0~‘s doing a , greatjob,wehavenocomsaid Microsoft ! plaints,” (Redmond, WA) Internship co-ordinator Laurie Raisys. Other employers agreed. “The university is absolutely knocking itself out,” said Sandy Daly of Comnetix Computer Systems in Mississauga. “I’ll go to [UW] first.” Yet, competition from other schools that are introducing co-op programs Photo by Wendy Vnoucek is affecting the number of jobs available to UW coop students. Many of the companies interviewed expressed their preference for UW students,
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with another sixteen months.” Some employers, like students, have trouble getting what they want. Smaller companies have trouble getting the students they want. Whether this is due to the best students going to larger companies or because of problems in the matching process, all agreed that the matching process could use improvement. “The candidates that I ranked No. 1, I guess everyone else also picked as their first choice,“said Dormer. For him, though, it’s the bottom line that matters. “If I’m not getting the results I want,t.hen I’ll shop somewhere else.” Employers, however, were impressed with the attention they receive from their co-ordinators and the clockwork-like process of advertising and hiring students. In terms of who is *‘winning” in the co-op process, Dormer stated, “The big winner is . . . well, Microsoft doesn’t do bad. [But] the students are winning big time.” One issue employers and CECS disagree about is the level of contact between employers and students. Co-op officially forbids any contact between the twogroups, but exceptions occur. Almost every student has heard of instances of employers contacting students. However, not all emplcryers are aware that thissortofcontactgoeson.Dalycommented, “No, I probably wouldn’t [contact I . I +.s&ents]
unless Co-op told me that it was okay. The paperworkclearlystates ‘don’teverdo that.“’ Yet, some companies make a practice of contacting students with offers. Given this information, Daly responded, “Now that I know there’s a little flexibility. . .I wouldn’t hesitate to speak to the student. It would be a fabulous advantage . . . I don’t think I should ever be at a disadvantage because somebody out there is breaking a rule.” Keith Kenning was emphatic in stating that CECS does not appreciate employers contacting students and trying to pressure them into taking jobs. Ifhe heard about this, however, Kenning said, “I would contact themandexplain whywe don’t want that. In some cases, we’ve had to tell employers, ‘You’re not wanted here,‘although this rarely happens.”
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n Wednesday, July 8, the Ontario Undergraduate Student Association (CXJSA) Steering Committee set UW’s yearly associate membership fee to $5,000. UW’s fee in the past for full-time membership was $27,000. Vice-President of Education Kobin Stewart said he expected a fee of anywhere between $5,000 and $6,700, and was “pleasantly surprised” by the “very reasonable” decision. OUSA’s member schools have had mixed reactions to UW’s decision to drop down to associate membership. Orville Smith, President of the ’ University of Windsor Students’
Alliance, said “I was very disappointed with Waterloo’s decision to drop to associate membership status. Every organization has ‘growing pains’ and in previous months, OUSA has had its share of growing pains? Despite OUSA’s past difflculties, Smith is convinced that “OUSA is now on track in terms of its financial picture, and I am quite confident in the leadership and direction of Andrew Boggs (Executive Director of OUSA).” Stewart-is confident that Boggs will eradicate many of the problems UW has had with OUSA. However, while he believes “OUSA’s been very positive this year,” he also says it is too early to tell whether the Federation ofStudents will make the decision to become full OUSAmembers sgain.
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Fertility clinics target university campuses Fertility clinics and infertile couples are soliciting university students as egg donors in growing numbers. The market for human eggs is driven by the growth of fertility clinics that cater to couples whose only hope of having a child is through the in-vitro fertilization of donated eggs. Advetisements have run in university papers throughout Canadaand theU.S. AnadinYork University’s Excalitrer stated, “Married couple seeking young Caucasian female for egg donation.” Similar ads have run at Ryerson Polytechnic, the Universityof British Columbia and California’s Fullerton campus. Students have been offered amounts ranging from $2,000 to over $25,000 to particpate in this procedure. Critics have pointed out that there are risks involved in harvesting eggs, and these ads and the procedure itself exploit females.
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Throughout the months of June and July, a variety of items have been stolen from around the university property. Following is a list of these items: a memorial picnic table from Health &Safety, two Central Processing Units from the Systems Design Lab in Engineering 2, two disco balls from Fed Hall (one was recovered), ap injury assessment table from the PAC therapy
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New President for St. Jerome’s St. Jerome’s Llniversity has SelectedMichael Higgins, the current vice-president and dean of the college, as its new president. Higgins was the unani’mous choice of the presidential search committee. He will begin his term on July 1, 1999, taking over for Doug Letson, who has been president of the college since 1989. Higgins has been a professor of English and Religious Studies at St, Jerome’s since 1982, and his
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UW Police that they saw furniture in the Philip Street area that had been stolen from the third floor lounge inMath&Computers. UW Police also commented that they are aware ofmore UW furniture in the Lester Street area thatwas taken from the SLC. UW Police would like to remind students not to leave their wallets in plain sight, as many wallets left unattended get stolen from the libraries and PAC change rooms.
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fromacomputerinB.C.Matthews Hall, a fire extinguisher lumbia Lake Townhouses, pane barbecue from the of St. Paul’s, and a set of from the Davis Centre. On June 29, a person
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On July 5, a male student under the influence of alcohol tried to wrestle with.a tree and caused considerable damage to the tree. The student was apprehended and is currently paying restitution. On June 12, a student bicyclist
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turning into the Physics road off of Ring Road struck an automobile. The cyclist was thrown into the air and landed on the vehicle, smashing the windshield. Amazingly, the student sustained only minor injuries. On July 3, UW Police responded to a 4911 call from a male who had partially dismembered his big toe while cutting the lawn. On July8, a student accidently activated a fire alarm, mistaking it for a light switch. Between June 19 and July 5, there have been various reports from students ofsuspicious people on campus. Each call was investi-
gated, and UW Police ended up banning three people from university property. UW Police advise students to call immediately if they observe a suspicious person on campus.
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/mpn!Wst3tF Guelph professor suffers for animal treatment A professor at Guelph has had his tires slashed on two occasions, his windshield shattered by a brick and slogans painted on his car because of animal rights issues. The GM&~ Mmwy received a fax from the Anima1 Liberation Front which claimed responsibility for the damage. Larry Milligan, Guelph’s vice-president of research, said the university has received awards for its care of animals used in research and that a committee reviews each practice involving the use of animals in research. Police are currently investigating these instances.
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Ian Clark has been appointed the new President and Chief Executive Officer of the Council of Ontario Universities. Clark has had a Z-year career with the federal government and has attended the Univer-
sity of British Columbia, Oxford University and Harvard University. The Council of Ontario Universities represents the collective interests of Ontario’s 17 universities. Its aim is to provide leadership for provincially funded universities and foster co-operation among schools, interest groups, the provincial government and the general public.
Tuition
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British Columbia has a pilot project that will allow 1,000 students to earn their college or university tuition through volunteer work. This initiative not only encourages students to get involved in their community, but also provides an opportunity to
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raise tuition money. In addition, Premier Glen Clark said last week that his province may become the second in Canada (afterQutbec)to impose a higher fee for out-of-province students, since he anticipates Ontario students may ‘start flocking to B.C. universities. Mike Harris responded, “I just don’t see B.C. universities, as good as I’m sure they believe they are, being much competition for Ontario universities.”
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ilfrid Laurier University (WLU) will be opening a satelIite campus in Brantford. The campus, which will open in September 1999, has been approved as a result of the work done by the Grand Valley Education Society, the City of Brantford and WLU. Laurier hopes to offer a unique educational opportunity by providing a “core curriculum” -a system where all students will follow the same course of s tudy. The threeyear degree program’s stated goal is to “prepare students to meet contemporary job
challenges by combining studies in administration, communication, information technology and the liberal arts.” Laurier hopes to take ZOO to 300 students in the century-old Carnegie Building. The City of Brantford hopes to sign a five-year agreement with WLU in the fall. They will provide the university with an interest-free loan to renovate the former library and eventually reduce the loan to zero. WLU and the city are looking into building a more permanent faciIity after the initial agreement expires, and Brantford is willing to provide up to $2 miIlion towards the construction.
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his letter is to extend a huge thank-you to the many UW students who helped make this year’s UW Canada Day such a huge success. The Canada Day celebration took place at Columbia Lake and was an incredible day filled with fun events and capped off with a brilliant fireworks display. This event attracted close to 55,000 people from the community and was a great way for UW students to show their school spirit. I was overwhelmed by the selflessness displayed by many students during this celebration. Most students had started midterms and probably had other things to do on their welldeserved day off. We still had 200 UW students take at least four hours of their time to help out and make the event a success. Some volunteers came out and stayed over 12 hours in the blazing heat for little more than a T-shirt and some free food. They worked without complainingand were wonderful ambassadors for the school as a whole. I have been involved in a lot of different activities at UW, but none quite as incredible as Canada Day. It wouldn’t have happened without the support of the wonderful people that came out to volunteer. I thought this would be the best way to thank all of the volunteers who helped prove that UW students are the best students anywhere. T#a&you!
Pastures: 7 1% Forest: 5% Other: 10% About 3.5 million people live in Ireland, giving an average population density of fifty people per square kilometer. Ireland has been populated for thousands of years. The obvious conclusion is that there is not one square kilometre of Ireland that has not been mined, farmed, deforested, paved, etc. Everywhere you go, you see the hand of man, both modern and ancient. Ruins abound. Sheep are mqwhe~ All the trees in Ireland were cut down hundreds of years ago to build ships for the British Empire navy - allof them. If you really want “beautifully virginal,” slr;ry itl Canada. Canada is 150 times larger than Ireland, with only ten times the population, and 80 per cent of that population is within 200 km of the U.S. border. Canada has only been populated for a couple hundred years. Therefore there are vast, vast tracts of territory in Canada that have been essentially untouched for millions of years. Spend your vacation hiking in Algonquin or the Yukon or something, if that’s what you like. Anyway, I hope you enjoy your trip - when I was last in Ireland, I stayed in Portrush on the northern coast. You can go for a stroll and see a ruined castle, the world’s oldest distillery and the Giant’s Causeway, and still make it back in time for fish and chips on the beach. But you can’t escape civilization in Ireland. -
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his summer, I too am uon a mission.” My mission: to absorb as much culture, history and sauerkraut as possible in three months. After reading the column “Flag on my Knapsack” while seated on a park bench of a thousand-year-old town (my boyfriend regularly sends me a copy of the Imprint) I had to smile because it really is true - Canadians are proud of their country. I am definitely one of those people. Nearly a month ago, I too set out from Pearson International with my Canadian flag patch, pen, key chain and University of Waterloo embroidered knapsack. At the time, I desperately hoped I wasn’t overdoing the patriotism, but instead these items have managed to spark many interestingconversations with people from all over the world. During my stay so far, I have managed to immerse myself in German food, language and customs, but always observed them through Canadian eyes. Being situated in Schweinfurt with relatives, it has been possible for me to take part in day, weekend and week-long expeditions. The emotions I’ve experienced during my travels range from sheer awe and amazement (such as when I walked through the largest Baroque castIe in Germany or when I walked up the steps of the Bavarian fairy-tale castle of Neuschwanstein) to teethgrinding fear (traveling at speeds up
to 200 km/h in a BMW along the speed-limitless Autobahn) and even horror and sadness while walking through the grounds of a former concentration camp. I plan on gathering many more wonderful memories in such cities as Cologne, Ham burg, Berlin and Dresden. While tourist attractions are always a magnet for overseas travelers such as myself, I have also enjoyed observing the subtle everyday ways of life, the beautiful country landscapes and even the political and economic viewpoints of the German people. While the Germans will always be proud of their Bratwursts, Birkenstocks, beer and soccer obsession, I will continue to proudly backpack through the European countryside with my Canadian flag. My address here is Sonja Reichert, c/o the Wehner’s, Herman Lons Str. 34, 97526 Sennfeld, Germany.
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thought Hendrik van der Breggen’s article was well-researched and written. It is good tosee someone taking a stand for family values in a time when they are under attack. When families are being torn apart, the last thing we need is to encourage sexuality. Any movement that emphasizes rights as opposed to a balance of rights with responsibilities is a destructive force. For years, I considered myself a liberal person acceptingofmost movements including feminism and gay rights. Recently, I havegradually “flip flopped.” The more knowledge and experience I gained of both, the less I liked and agreed with them. Years ago a friend of mine proclaimed his homosexuality. I accepted this and assured him our friendship was intact. I have watched him become sexually involved with both men and women. Neither relations led to happiness. It seems he is more confused about sexuality than anything. Is it a coincidence that while he was in high school, his parents divorced? I have also seen parents decide they are gay after years of marriage, They follow this with a departure leaving wives or husbands or children to face societal embarrassment or ridicule. When people stand up against this immoral behaviour, however, they are attacked. They are called ludicrous or homophobic. Rebuttal arguments are filled with ridiculous hyperbole - the ultimate distraction from a lack of argument. Heterosexuality doesn’t lead to abortions, mistreated children and overpopulation. People of defective character cause these problems. What should people do about HIV infection? Simple. How about not having sex outside of marriage? I’ve met homophobes, and I wouldn’t say that Mr. van der Breggen is one. He is refuting a misconception that homosexuality is healthy. Love? Sex outside marriage is not love.
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ystemic racism is very different than individual racism. Canada can be filled with people who do not hold any racial prejudices and still have systemic racism. As long as white people hold the majority of power, people of colour will continue to be oppressed and racism will never be eliminated. The reality is that many doors open for certain people through no virtue of their own and close to others through no fault of their own. No one living in western society is exempt from the influences of racism, racial stereotypes, race and curtural prejudices and antiSemitism. Systemic racism is the unequal distribution of power combined with institutional practices, policies and procedures. Tt is both conscious and unconscious and occurs on different levels: actions of individuals, social roles and social values based on the assumption of white superiority. It isn’t individual acts of meanness, but the invisible systems of power, that give unsought racial domination and advantage to whites from birth. It is important to differentiate between systemic racism and racial prejudice. Prejudice emerges out of ignorance. Racism, on the
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other hand, which wove these prejudices into a pseudo-science, has been going strong for 200 years and is stili a ruling force. No person of colour can be racist as long as white people maintain power. This is because racism is “power over.” A person of colour may have racial prejudice, but they do not have the kind ofpower it takes to be racist toward anyone. Systemic racism is a white problem. White privilege is like an invisible package of unearned assets that places others at a disadvantage. It is turningon the television or opening the front page of the paper and seeing white people widely represented. It is going into a supermarket and finding the staple foods that fit with white people’s cultural traditions, Anti-racism is working toward the elimination of racism by challenging ourselves and our society. To be truly anti-racist is to seek political and economic change, and to change ourseIves.This doesn’t just mean challenging ourselves and other people we meet, but doing aI we can to change the places where we have some power. The goal of ending racism is to recognize, accept, include, honour and celebrate the diversity of human beings.
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t was appropriate that my friend Chris returned home from his tripabroad on Canada Day. Chris is ehe most patriotic kid I know. He loves hockey, the CFL, the Hip and all other Canadian bands. He loves all things Canadian. Chris had just spent the past eight months at the University of Edinburgh, in Scotland. He was there to watch every single firstround game of the World Cup, whether Scotland was playing or not! Duringone of his many long breaks from school, he traveled with his friend Marne (that’s pronounced Mar-nee) all across Europe. He was the poster boy for “Flag on my knapsack.” EJis wanderings took him far and wide, and when hereturned to Canada he was of course bombarded with questions about how everything went, and what did he see, and what was his scariest moment. I was in touch with him through e-mail pretty much every day, except when he was on one of hisexcursions to the interior of the
cited, and yet, hmm . . . nervous! However, the reality of what you are about to do doesn’t hit you until you see theotherjumper, all suited up, ready to take the plunge. This is when your vocabulary shrinks -all you can say is, well, simple four-letter words that can’t really be repeated here. Some might have the courage to actually complete a sentence, “I can’t believe I’m about to do this.. . I can’t believe I’m about to do this . . .” The majority stick to the simple four letter words that can’t be repeated here. During the jump . . . Ah ha, now you are superhuman! You are on top of the world, literally. Every car is the size of a Hot-Wheel,
continent, so I knew most of the stories. The question of the scariest moment interested me specifically, however, because of the recent renewal of hostilities in Northern Ireland. I don’t want to have to come backand say that my scariest
probably smaller. Parking lots look like they’re not even real - how can I put it? It all looks like a board game - tiny, miniature objects. The view is spectacular - Lake Ontario, CNTower, the beautiful, clear sky and the occasional clouds you fall through. All you want todo is scream at the top of your lungs, and maybe even yell out something cheesy like, “I’m the king of the world!” Sorry todisappointyou. Because of the wind, you can’t even open your mouth during the free fall, let alone scream. The five-minute parachute ride after the free fall is very nice and calm. After the jump, again, your vocabulary is at its minimal level. Some jumpers just keep on repeat-
ing, “sweet, sweet;” others might add “woo, hoo!” and even “oh, my God!” At this point, you are completely pumped and feeling a great adrenaline rush. Nothing can calm you now. I felt this way for about a week. One of my co-jumpers summed it up really well, ‘4you look at the sky in a completely different way,” and I couldn’t agree more. The experience is precious. So, if you are feeling stressed at all, or maybe you want to add some spice to the routine school life, skydiving is the thing to do. And hey, if you have fear of heights, nothing will cure you faster.
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He said that it happened in Prague. He and his companion, Marne, had arrived on the late train and were distressed to find all-the hostels they visited full or closed for the night. At last, they finally reached a place where the turnkey at least let them use the phone. It
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the last streetcar to even come close to making it. The last streetcar left in ten minutes and they were at least that far away from the stop. They took off running through the icy streets of Prague, in the middle of the night, hoping for the best. They managed to catch the rail car, but when it let them off, they had to run (so they would get there before the woman closed for the night) through more ice and slush down by the Vltava river, again in the pitch dark. They had with them their trustyL#l’sCo Eurape! book, the European traveler’s bible, in
which the paragraph on this specifrc hostel said: “DO not try to find
did while in Venice. The lady in charge was very kind; she gave them a hot drink and some food, and told them they could pay in the morning. So now to my list of things I have to look forward to when I leave I can add nice hostel ladies and mad dashes through dark and icy middle European cities. Regardingmy aforementioned hopes of finding “virginal land” in Jreland however, I received an interesting letter from Eric Lippert: “There is not one square kilometre of Ireland that has not been mined, farmed, deforested, paved, etc sometime in the last 1000years. Everywhere you go you see the hand of man, both modern and ancient. Ruins abound. Sheep are ewevwdefe. All the trees in Ireland were cut down hundreds of years ago to build ships for the British Empire navy -&of them.” I guess, si rice he’s been there, Ericknowswhat he’stalkingabout. But regardless, I’ve seen pictures from when my parents were there, and the place is beautiful. I under-
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I understand that the land has been ravaged by the Imperialist Brits, but it still looks pretty green to me. moment was when I was nearly killed by a terrorist bombing! Of course, from what the people in charge of my exchange tell me, the University at Coleraine is like a bubble -mostly immune to the political conflicts occurring in Portadown. In any case, I was interested to hear what Chris related as his most feared moment.
took a while though, as he didn’t speak English and they didn’t speak Czech! They finally got in touch with a woman who said that her hostel was closing at midnight. It was ten to twelve. She promised to wait up for them until 1230. The only problem was that the hostel was a good distance away. They would have to catch
place
at night.”
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aged by the Imperialist Brits, but it still looks pretty green to me. I’11 just reiterate my comment about Chris and Marne: Everything will turn out alright in the end. Maybe Ireland won’t be what I expect, but that’s Lpart of the fun, isn’t it?
IMPRINT,
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lately. They’re wrong and you’re right. And you have every right to tell them that.
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Your friends have been feeling glected over the past couple of weeks. together this weekend and play Twister maybe Nightmare. Make sure you don’t any ofyour friends as it might complicate relationship. Since Saturn is aligned Mercury you should invest soon. Luck your side!
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Workon your web page this week and it is sure to be a success. An admirer from a far will finally approach you and let you know their feelings. Write notes with a blue pen beginning on July 18. Orange ink may be appealing to your eye now, but you’ll hate yourself during exam time. Gemini (May 21- June 20) This weekend is the time for romance -so stock up on all the necessary supplies. For some reason you may be tired on Monday, but pickyourselfup ‘cause it’ll be a busy day. If a friend confides in you, listen carefully and keep quiet. If no one trust you, then who will you go to the movies with?
Things are going to go just swimmingly from now on provided you follow the advice ofyourMagic8 Ball. Also, listen carefully to the T4fee’rCompany theme songthere are messages hidden there for you. Don’t worry about that friend who’s been acting odd
Leu (July 23 - Aug. 22) You’re feeling a little uncertain about the future. Go to a psychic and ask for a palmreading. If she gets out the crystal ball, don’t believe anything she says; her reception is a little fuzzy this month. Stock up on fruit juice. Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) Feeling hot? Feeling overworked and unappreciated? Do some spring cleaning and get that sense ofaccomplishment you’re craving. Soak yourself in cold water often. Besuretodoyourlaundryandapplydcodorant daily.
Don’t believe everything you read in the papers. Instead, go to your local video store and rent i?& B~z&$& C%&. Weren’t the ’80s a rocker? Be sure to tune in to your local radio station for the weather forecast. Oranges are good for you so eat them regularly.
Did you know that Scully meansscholarly? If you didn’t, you need to pick up a name book now. This will expand your knowledgeandimproveyoursmall-talkcunversational skills by giving you something to talk about. In any case, you should get a baby name book and start planning you future kids’ names. Or your dog’s,
A familial crisis will take all of your attention this weekend. Concentrate on getting through it and then it’ll be over. If anyone offers to help you through this difficult time, take them up on their offer and take a vacation in Chile. Next week, everything will calm down and you’ll have some time to yourself. Tonight, order pizza.
Pims (Feb. f 9 - Mafd 20) If the crises overseas are getting you down, you need a pick-me-up. While downing two pitchers of beer or pigging out on chocolate may be your first choice, you should do something a little less drastic. Go for the opera, or watch a fireworks display. Reminder: a brainy friend’s b-day is soon! *
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(Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) Makesureyou watchDm.&sCm.Jon Monday, Pacey will have something to say that pertains to your unique situation. On Tuesday watch Jetry Sp&gmit’s more .. important than you think! Wednesday is Puq of Five, Thursday:Frasier. Everything you need to know is on TV - never stop watching! Also, you need COfocus on school. Scotpio (Oct. 23 - NW. 21) You’ve been to FinancialPostand not enough Saturday colour comics lately lighten up! Go out and party and skip some classes and stop handing in assignments. In fact, if you are really daring, drop out of school and become a volunteer groundskeeper for your local golf course just marv someone rich.
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i, everyone! I hope your summer has been a good one so far. I want to talk to you about some of the hard work that has been going on inside of the Feds Office. Our busy bee, Heather Fawcett, and her band ofworkers have spent countless hours planning, promoting and producingevents such as Summerfest, Volleyball at the Bomber and Canada Day. It takes a huge to evervone commitment on everyone’s part to bring helpeddout these events to life. Also, our many thank-yous to everyone who helped out with Summerfest I. It sure was a super party! I can’t wait for this weekend’s Summerfest II. Aspecial thank-you to Mel Smith, who spent many hours watching volleyball in the hot Bomber sun. It was a tough job but someone had to do it! Finally, a thousand thank-yous toall the Canada Day volunteers. It was definitely the best partyoutsideofOttawa (at least we had the sunshine). A special pat on the back goes to Alyson Woloshyn - your enthusiasm and dedication was amazing.
As this term comes to a close, the Feds Office kicks into highgear. With Frosh week and the very hectic fall term approaching, everyone here is working overtime. Christian is busy hanging out with the mayor of Waterloo, Robin is lost in his office behind a mound ofOUSAand CASApapers, Keanin is looking for some new tools so he can start fixing up Fed Hall, Meredith is trying to figure out what todo with all the Good Food Boxveggies, and I’m just tying to enjoy the office air conditioning while I can.
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Powerful tool GC2 is incredibly powerful, supporting just about any graph type you can think of. GC2 supports parametric curves, implicit functions, density plots, contour plots, vector fields and inequalities. It supports both standard Cartesian graphs as well as polar, rectangular and cylindrical and spherical graphs. You can animate graphs, rotate them in three dimensions, zoom in and out and even display multiple graphs simultaneously. This makes it very easy to grap hically
find intersections of equations. If your computer supports mitlions of colours, the three-dimensional surfaces are simply stunning. In addition to its graphing capabilities, the program hasgood math features. There’s built-in support for exponential, logarithmic, trigonometric and hyperbolic trig functions, and inverses ofall of the above. You can graph and compute derivatives with respect to any variable.
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Elegant UI Perhaps the biggest advantage the Graphing Calculator has over its competitors is its extremely elegant user interface. You don’t need to memorize any weird command syntax. Simply type theequation in and click “graph.” It automaticallyrecognizes when you’ve typed in a Greek letter such as pi, phi or theta as well as any built-in function. Ifyou prefer clicking to typing, a floating palette provides access to all of these functions plus a few more. You can select a different colour for each graph from a pop-up menu. GC2 also allows three-dimensional LDL (low density 1ipoprotein) cholesterol. However, low-fat diets can also lower the level of HDL (helps keep arteries clean) cholesterol in the body.
Research shows how the Isthmus of Panama changed marine life As it formed 3.5 million years ago, it forced the Pacific and Caribbean apart. This caused the nutrient flows from the Pacific toebb and the waters to get warmer andchange colour to blue.
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Research suggests immune system can repair itself after AIDS attack New drug treatments that halt the spread of the HIV virus may also give the immune system a chance to recover. This was proposed by researchers after noticing an increasein the white blood cell count ofAIDS patients after treatment starts.
8,000-year-old shoes found in a Missouri cave
This could help ease high blood pressure The find proves cave dwellers wore shoes. caused by nitric oxide reactions-Blood vesThey are thousands of years older than any sels are lined with smooth muscles that open andconstrict,dependingon howmuchofthe previously discovered. The odd thing is, compound nitric oxide is present. The more c footwear hasn’t changed all that much over time. Some of these shoes you would swear nitric oxide in the muscle tissue, the less were made in a Mexican market. chance there is for the vessel to constrict. Synthetic blood to date was inferior because its hemoglobin was exposed, and Skull found in South Africa hemoglobin consumes nitric oxide. The skull could be important in tracing human development. Believed to be First human brain cell 100,000 to 200,000 years old, it could be a transplanted link from Homo Erectus to early modern The first ever neuron transplant occurred on June 23. A stroke
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victim was on in the hopes of eventually restoring function. Earlier tests on animals haveproven fruitful. Results of this test will be known in a few months. Exercise needed to take advantage of a low-fat diet,A low-fat diet without exercise does little to lower operated
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Long distance telephone service could change radically Fibre-optic networks are being built to change the current system.Using Internet protocols to route long-distance phone calls,
You can’t look at a math package without looking at its competition. In this case, the competition is quite diverse. GC2 beatsa hand-heldgraphingcalculator hands down. It’s simply faster, more - powerful and easier to use. People are : &‘.__, ..I.x.:.. i.iii;.: :,: quick to draw comparisons to symbolic computation packages like Maple and surfaces to be plotted with multicolour graMatlab. Certainly, they’re many times more dients and texture maps. powerful. But they’re also more than double or triple the price and extremely difficult to Speed demon use. Maple has half a dozen different functions forgraphingand animating equations, I tested GC2 on a three-year-old each with its own syntax quirks. PowerBook 5300, a speedy Power Mat G3 If you’re a grad student or professor and a Pentium PC. On the PowerBook, simlooking for a tool for solving complex probple graphs appeared instantly, but complex lems, you may want to look elsewhere. But inequalities such as cos(x) < sin(y) took sevif you want to graph equations quickly and era1 seconds to fully display. This wasn’t a easily, Graphing Calculator 2.0 should be problem on the G3. Everything was instanyour tool of choice. It’s less than the cost of taneous, including rotating complex a calculus textbook and infinitely more fun. costs are lowered greatly by the increase in efficiency. Traditional telephone routing uses all of the capacity of the connection, even if callers are silent or data is not being sent. IP uses the full capacity of the lines, resulting in much lower costs, which allow savings to be passed on to the consumer.
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Another planet found 60 light years from Earth It is thought to have the time of any planet. It takes around the star Gliese 614. times the mass of Jupiter. ment comes close to other
longest orbiting 4 years to travel The planet has 3 This announceplanet sightings.
Compaq lets you login to your PC with your fingerprint The new fingerprint readers allow for personalized and high-level security. The introductioh of biometrics by a major computer manufacturer could pave the way for this technology to become mainstream. Compaq had this technology at Comdex in Toronto.
Windows 98 removes shared files of third-party software When you install Windows 98, it automatically, and without warning, moves .dll files that the program may need. Microsoft says this is done in order to ensure a stable operating system.
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Matrox showed their G 200. Yisud quality, priceand speedroundout the; features makiingthis Canadian product a great buy. CreatiucLabs showed their Voodoo2 in SLI made running Unreal at 3024 x768.
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Van Gee1and Smith: Professional Warriors miliar black and gold Warrior uniform. “If we do that, we’ll be alright. Tonight’s score was not reflective of this team. We messed up, but that will be remedied by next week. We’ll be competitive.” ‘&I think the team looks great,” said Smith, smiling uncontrollably after the game. The Hamilton native said it was a dreamcometruet~playfortheteamhe&ew up watching. “We have a lot ofgood players on this team. The offense really came together tonight with Danny McManus and
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Darren Flutie. The defense, as usual, did great. It has always been Hamilton’s strength. On special teams, we’re working on getting better, and we did that today.” The teams will go at ic again tonight as the Tiger-Cats travel to Winnipeg Stadium for the rematch. As for Smith and Van Geel, both will continue to play special teams and wait for their shot at starting positions. Looking at what each accomplished at Waterloo, it appears that it will only be a matter of time before they get their chance.
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Wednesday night, in their first meeting of the year, Smith’s Tiger-Cats got the best of Van Geel’s Blue Bombers, taking the game easily 33-13. Despite the lop-sided score, however, both players were happy with the game. “I think we just have to finetune some stuff,” said Van Gee], who almost seems like a different player minus his fa-
Leaders o the Week photo by Wendy
EricSavage This 2B Engineering student hits the bull’seye this term for outstanding student leadership. Eric is an instructor for the archery club and has been nothing shtirt of great this whole term. He is really knowledgeable, helpful and terrific toworkwith. Even though he is usually very busy with his hectic school schedule, hc: is never too busy to help out new members. His dedication to the sport, the club and his fellow students makes Eric a prime example of a real leader, and that makes Eric one of Campus Ret’s Leader of the Week.
Taylor Greenfield In her second year of Kinesiology, Taylor certainly knows what she’s doing as a Fitness Leader for Campus Rec. She is a fantastic fitness leader, specializing in Step aerobics. Taylor is very attentive to the class participants and goes that extra mile when teaching. Her interest and dedication shows that she cares for her class. Taylor is always positive and upbeat, which comes through in her teaching. She has a way of making the class enjoyable for everyone. Congratulations for being Campus Ret’s Leader of the Week. Way to go, Taylor!
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In addition to all of these, both artists were featured at the Toronto outdoor art exhibition last week. Marshall comments on the pair’s work ethic by saying, “We’re trying to find a way to live as artists.
By finding commissions, we’re taking ehe difficult route.” Marshall explains further that the murals for Lucherwood have been the product: of a number of months of hard work
“We just finished this mural, we started it in May. Lutherwood has stopped by to make sure that we were on the right track and to givesuggestions,andweintegrated those.”
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If one thing is certain, it’s that minimum wage is defmitely not in the future for these hard-working and persistent artists. Even if they are forced to take part-time jobs with some unappreciative multinational, you can be sure that this pair will still create the art they love in every spare minute. Even at the end of the photo shoot, Marshall doesn’t miss the chance to get in a request for commissions: “If we can get one message across in this, it’s that we’re looking for work.” Surely, with this kind of perseverance, the pair won’t be looking for long.
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who simultaneously frolic on stage, entrancing the audience with their silly antics and palpable chemistry. “We weren’t afraid to step outside of convention and have some fun,” says Moukperian. *‘People objected to certain ideas, such as th e three Pucks, but I’m confident that when they come to see the performance they will be pleasantly surprised.” Don’t miss this innovative production. Showtimes are July 25 at 7:OO p.m., and July 26 ar ZOO p.m. and 7:00 p.m. Look for the “quad” in the middle of 280 photo by David Eby Phillip Street,
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Presented in a cozy niche between four student residences, the flowering trees and natural lightaddanauthentic natural touch to Shakespeare’s magical comedy. This is the first production for Front Porch Theatre, a company that consists entirely of a group of students from the Co-operative Residences on Theworidisourtheatre. Phillip Street. All of the actors and crew in Front lying theme of sexuality and exagPorch Theatre are members of gerates it, giving rise to kitten-like WCRI, the second largest student Fairies and steamy sexual tension co-operative residence in North (still subtle enough to be enjoyed America. by all ages). The actors come from a kariThe character of Puck is ety of backgrounds, and each played by three different actors, brings their own unique experi‘,”. * ~“. ‘h9.“a” SW.,‘..?:;lr’.*’ I(’ ti 5 e’ c*ti ,,* “- ic i . r r. i __,* _*-1^ -’ .‘“*‘*.x,‘,.%: -., I* *’ *i *‘,&*b;“- _I. r.*1: .tr. -,“. s;&?C,i
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If you’ve never experienced the original Grimm’s Fhy Tales, try imagining Stephen King rewriting “Winnie the Pooh.” Topics that today’s society tries its best to ignore are explored to very disturbingends within these tales. In “Allerleirauh,” a king decided to marry his daughter.. . and they all live happily ever after for the rest of their days. This collection of stories has been illustrated by Tracy Dockray. Ranging from black and white sketches to ful-colour illustrations, the pictures add to the stories by creating an historical feel. The introduction byMariaTatara1so helps put the stories in context, as well as explaining the cultural significance and history of these tales throughout time and across cultures. Need a break from studying for finals? Get ahold of this book. But don’t: read it right before bed - your dreams will be affected considerably.
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This album is neither original, nor entertaining. This is the worst case of false advertising since cheese in a can.
Actually, chisalbum starts out really well. “Push Button Cocktail,” “Rude Boy Rock” and “Electric Hairdo” are pretty cool Daft Punk ripoffs - if Daft Punk sampled jazz. Unfortunately, after that, everything goes downhill. Apparently, lead vocalist MC Buzz B thinks he’s Tricky: He’s not.
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Hey it’s Alanah Myles, no it’s Sheryl Crow, no it’s Sass Jordan. Wrong on all counts. It’s crap. -DE
Tons and rons of hardcore skater-punk. Grab your stereo, these disks, your board and go to the skate park behind Waterloo Arena and make lots ofnew friends. -RV
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album, “Last PeopleOn Earth” is fiiled with feelings of hope but also anxiety for the future. Neil Osborne and Phil Comparelli do a great job on vocals, but Camille Henderson, who’s not a member of the band, adds a distinct sound to some of the songs. The simple ballad, “I Could Give You More” would not sound as good as it does, without her haunting, clear voice. %+lO’snewalbum,withitsmixofsounds and lyrics, shows that an old band can continue to grow and produce good music.
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While impatiently waiting for the new Tragically Hip album to come out, I satisfied my urges for Hip with their old albums. I played Day For Night, because I hadn’t heard it in a while. DFN has always been pegged by my Hip-fan friends as their worst album, but listening to it this time, I reconsidered. Picking the worst album is an easy way out though, because picking the best is damn near impossible. The reason it’s so hard is that they are all so different.P/untom Pow is no exception to this rule of uniqueness. Make no mistake, it’s still the Hip, but it’s the Hip like you’ve never heard them before. It’s also a kind ofcombination of all their previous records. UFireworks,” a song about young love and hockey musically recalls the RuudApp/ts album with its straight-ahead rock and roll style. As with songs like “Scared” and “Wheat Kings,” “Bobcaygeon,” a story about a cop in love, is another of the Hip’s great acoustic efforts. is unmistakThe first single, “foets” ably Hip, and Downey is his old self with lyrics like “lava flowing in Superfarmer’s direction / he’s been getting reprieve from the heat in the frozen food section.” “Something On” is a tale of the ice storm that hit Eastern Ontario last winter. Gord captures a great moment with this line:
“outside there’s hectic action, the ice is covering the trees / and one of ‘em’s interconnecting, with my Chevrolet Caprice.” Geography, mostly Canadian, is the main image in the lyrics on this record. There is a song about Christmas in Manitoba, “a butterscotch river,” and Emperor Penguins. The Hip do some musical experimentation this time out by adding new insturments, including their producer, Steve Berlin on fluteand keyboardsand Bob Egan on pedal steel and mandolin. With those eclectic instruments, there is an interesting, mellow, almost mature sprinkling over the heavy jams put out by Paul Langlois, Gord Sinclair, Rob Baker and Johnny Fay. Of course, Downey’s unmistakable voice puts the finishing touch on this fine greup of tunes. This latest effort by the Tragically Hip is their best ever. Even if you’re not the world’s biggeest Hip fan, take a chance on this album because you’ll be pleasantly surprised. I The Hip continue to improve and change, while still maintaining the best elements of their previous work.
the CKNX Barn Dance at the St. Jacobs Arena. Doors open at 6:30 p.m., show is from 8 to 9:30 p.m. For info call Clore 664-3711 or Loel at 669-4880. Sunday, August 2,1998 Woolwich Fire Fighterr are hosting Applications for the following awards are being accepted during the Spring term. Refer to Section 4 of the Undergraduate Calendar for further criteria. Application forms are available in the Student Awards Office, 2nd floor, Needles Hall. ALL FACULTIES: Paul Berg Memorial Award - available to students who are involved in extracurricular MUSIC activities on campus; must have minimum ‘B’ average. Deadline: October 30, 1998. FACULTY OF APPLIED HEALTH SCIENCES: Ross and Doris Dixon Award - available to all 28 and 4A for financial need and academic achievement. Deadline: October 15, 1998. Andrea Fraser Memorial Scholarship - available to 3rd or 4th year Kinesiology. Deadline: October 15, 1998. Kate Kenny Memorial Award - available to 4A Kinesiology with an interest in rehabilitative medicine. Deadline: Ottober 30, 1998. Warren tavery Memorial Award available toYear 2 Kinesiology. Deadline: October 15, 1998. Ron May Memorial Award - available to 4A Recreation and Leisure. Deadline: October 15, 1998. FACULTY OF ARTS: Quintext Co-op English Award - available to 4A English. Deadline: September 30, 1998. UW-Manulife Community & World Sewice Award - available to students who have completed a work-term in the service of others, locally, nationally or abroad who received little or no remuneration. Interested students should contact Arts Sepcial Programs, HH.
Student newspoper hiring for Features Editor and Advertising Representotive. Contract, beginning mid August. Ad rep needs car. Resume, cover letter, ctippings (Features) due July 27 by5 p.m. The Ontarion, c/o Scott Birke, UC, room 264, University of Guelph, Guelph, On., Nl G 2Wl. Info: (519) 824-4120, ext. 8250. Equol opportunity employer. Employment avoilobie - reliable, mature animal lover needed for relief work with busy pet-sitting business. Must have car. Call Lynn at 742-0175, ext. 1. Weekend Counsellors and Relief Staff to work in homes for individuals with developmental challenges. Experience, minimum B-month commitment, paid positions. Send resume to Don Moder, KW Habilitation Services, 108 Sydney Street, S., Kitchener, On., N2G 3V2. Participants needed for market research. Must have past computer experience and be 18+. Honorarium $30 for l/2 hour of your time. For more details, please call 888-7465, ext. 449.
FACULTY OF ENGINEERING: Canadian Posture and Seating Centre Scholarship - availobleto all. Deadline: October 15, 1998. Canadian Society for Civil Engineering Award - available to all Civil and Mechanical students with an interest in Building Science. Students to contact B. Neglia in Civil Engineering. Ontario Hydro Engineering Awards - available to 16 Chemical, Electrical, Environmental or Mechanical. Eligible candidates will be women, aboriginal (native) Canadians, persons with disabilities or visible minorities. Deadline: July 31, 1998. Ontario Professional Engineers Foundation Undergraduate Scholarship - available to all 1B and 2B based on extracurricular and marks. Deadline: July 31, 1998. FACULTY OF ENVIRONMENTAL STUDIES: I.O.D.E. Applied Ecology Award available to students in 4A. Deadtine: September 30, 1998. Lorne H. Russwurm Memorial Award - available to Year 2, 3 or 4 Geography undergraduates who began their studies as a mature student; based on marks and financial need. Deadline: October 30. 1998. Bell Sygma Computer Science Award - available to 4A Computer Science. Deadline: October 30,1998. K.C. Lee Computer Science Scholarship - available to 2B Computer Science. Deadline: October 30, 1998. Sun Life of Canada Award - available to 2BActuarial Science. Deadline: November 30, t 998.
Travel-teach English: 5 day/40 hr (Toronto/London) TESOL teacher certification course (or by correspondexe). ?,OOO’s of iobs available now! FREEinformation package, toll free l888-270-2941.
Do you need help with your typing? If so call Sandra 884-4885. School papers, resumes, etc.
SUNDAYS Fass Writers Meetings: this is your chance to contribute to Uw’s own home-aroan musical-comedvshow lor just cgme out and have fun). This year’s theme is Conspiracies. Come one, come all. Meetinas are at 7:30 .m: in Modern Languaies, room 104 Faculty Common Room}. See you there! MONDAYS Outer Club General Meetings every Monday in room ES1-350 at 6:30 D.m. See hitp://watservl .uwaterloo’.ca/ -0uters WEDNESDAYS Fass Writers Meet/n s: this is your chance to contribute to Utv sown homegroan musical-corned show (or just come out and have r un). This year’s theme is Conspiracies. Come one, come all. Meetings ore at 7:30 p.m. in Modern Languages, room 104 (Faculty Common Room). See you there! SATURDAYS Farmefs Market Bus Schedule - beginning at 9:00 a.m. the bus will pickup and return on the hour, every hour until I 1:OO a.m. Tickets $2.00 each and are sold at the Turnkey Desk, Student Life Centre. (buy early) Bus meets in front of Student Life Centre on the Ring Road.
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Conrud Grebel announces the J.Williom and Sarah Dyck Scholarship for Russian Mennonite Studies. A (maximum) $500schotarshipwill beawarded to a student who is either enrolled in the Diploma of Mennonite Studies program at &rebel or has produced a publishable research paper about the RussianMennonite experience from the beginning of World War 1 to the end of the Soviet Period. Contact the office of the Academic Dean of Conrad Grebel College for further info.
Wednesday, July 22,1998 Gay and Lesbian Liberation of Waterloo Coming Out Discussion Group. Topic: “Peer Groups” 7:30 p.m. Social follows at 9 p.m. HH 378. Meet old friends and make new ones. All welcome. Details: 884-4569. Infinite Circle - on Alternative Spirituality Student Club a t UW. Upcoming events are: July 22 - open ; July 29 planning E of T ritual. For more info ca II 888-7271 or dfzpapiz@ortsmail.uwaterloo.ca Sunday, July 26,1998 KW Chamber Music Society presents “Jonina Fialkowska, piano” at 8 p.m. at the KWCMS Music Room, 57 Young Street, W., Waterloo. Cull 886-l 673 for info and reservations. Tuesday, July 28,1998 Mini Blood Donor Clinicon the 28,29 and 30th from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Student Life Centre. Appointments donate can be made at the Turnkey Desk starting on Thursday, July 23 after 11:30 a,m. For more info call 7446110.
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House for rent - $1,15O/mo. inclusive. 4 rooms, located at 27A Peppler Street. Sept. 1,12 month lease. Contact Scott at (416) 361-3594.
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Fire Fighters Association of Ontario Convention, Parade and Gumes. Parade begins at 9:30 a.m. and ames at 1:00 p.m. at St. Jacobs. For in Bo call Glare at 664-3711 or loel at 669-4880.
For further information an any of the opportunities listed below, site the # following the title when you call Sue at the Volunteer Action Centre at 742-8610. Feel free to tell your friends about these opportunities.(http://www.worldchat.com/public/kitchener/ vocfiles.vac.htm) Calling All Editors! The Canadian Clay& Glass Gallery (#068-2329) requires some one to work in conjunction with the staff to develop and edit their new “Members’ Newsletter”. The Aids Committee (ACCKWA) (# 133-2327) is revamping their newslet-’ ter and needs your excellent writing skills and innovative ideas. KW Chamber Orchestra is looking for someone to compile, layout and edit their quarterly (#015-2289) newsletter. Do You Have Language Skills To Share? #027-2 150 - KW Friendship Group for Seniors is seeking friendly visitors who speak German, Persian, Polish,-etc. to join seniors for coffee, a drive, shopping, etc. Bring Your Ideas & Experlence.Jo Open New Doors .. . Help make the communiIy more welcoming for everyone, including people with developmental disabilities. Call 578-6944 for info. Make A Difference TO A Locd Senior # 189-l 822 - Leisure Pals are needed to join residents in an activity of their interest at a centrally located Seniors’ Home. Put Your Office Skills To Work! #174-2340 - A Waterloo agency needs you to become their administration/data clerk volunteer. Sail Away With Us # 101 -xxxx - A local sai Iing club would like you to be the Secretary for their Committee meetings. Excellent writing and typing skills and able to meet deadlines. The City of Waterloo Volunteer Services, 888-6488, is currently recruiting for the following volunteer positions: “Local History Volunteers” - 2 or 3 hours a week at the Waterloo Public Library. “Dionysia Festival Volunteers” - needed in September for the Greek Festival hetd at Moses Springer Arena. “Committee Volunteers” - The City of Waterloo is recruiting applicants to serve on the 1998 Cash Grants Review SubCommittees. Volunteer tutors needed for mathematics, science and english with the Waterloo Region Roman Catholic Separate School Board Summer School Program. Phone Frank Oliverio 578-3660, ext. 242 for info.
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is offering the following: Register at NH 20800r call ext. 2655. Career Devebpment Seminars: Wednesday, July 22 - NEW!! “Successfully Negotiating Job Offers” - increase the odds of getting what you want when negotiating salary and other details related to the iob offer. NH 1020, 2:30-3:30. TRELLIS, the new Library systems began May 5. Check out the website for further info at http://www.tug-libraries.on.ca Continuing Education, UW presents”Jewish History and Culture in Central Europe” August 16 to September 2, 1998. This program is sponsored by the department of History with the cooperation of Continuing Education. The program offers the opportunity to travel in Central Europe and to leorn about the history of the Jewish experience in Europe. The program will consist of lectures, informal group discussion and visits to historic sites. This Travel/Study program may be ta ken for degree credit or for interest. For info contact Continuing Ed office. Niagara College is seeking the communit+ help to locate its 2,000 grads from the Business Administration programs from the past 30 years to help celebrate the opening of its new Glendale campus in the Fall. Call (905) 735-2211 for info. Residents are reminded to set out their Blue Boxes in a visible location to ensure that the boxes can be seen by the recycling program drivers. For info 883-5150, ext. 237. TLC The Laser Centre Inc., in coniunction with UW School of Optometry, is delighted to announce the opening of TLC &terloo. The new site is now-open to provide free consultations for anyone interested in pursuing refractive surge-& as d method of correction for nearsightedness, farsightedness and/or astigmatish. For more info or to schedule your free consultation, contact Beth Hahn at: TLC Waterloo, UW, School of Optometry, Columbia Street, Waterloo, Ontario, N2t 3G1, tel.: 888-4502 or fax 8861348...or ask your eye cure professional if you are a candidate for laser Vision Correction.
U of T and McMaster University have organized a trip to the 19th annual Jazz Festival in Montreal, July 1O-1 2. Bus leaves M&aster at 3 p.m. July 10 and returns July 12 at 4 p.m. For concert info call l-888-51 5-0515. If you want to join the trip, go to Needles Holl 2080 (International Student Office) or call-ext. 28 14 f& more info, Gardens of Tomorrow Project Garden Tool Drive - Cambridge Food Bank hove the opportunity to utilire a piece of land to grow organic vegetables. Rakes, shovels, hoes, tdwels
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New hours for Recycle Cycles (starting June 17). Volunteers: Wednesday from 4 to 8 p.m. ; Thursday 3 to 8 p.m. ; Friday 1 to 6 p.m. Community Repair Days Saturday and Sunday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. (volunteers ore welcome too!) WPIRG 888-4882. Infinite Circle - an alternative spirituality student club at UW. For more info call 888. 7271 or dlzpapiz@artsmail.uwaterloo.ca Victorian SummerTeas! Woodside National Historic Sitewill be hosting Teas August 2, 13, 20 and 27th at 2:00 p.m. For reservations and info call 571-5684.
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