1990-91_v13,n29_Imprint by Editor Imprint

Friday, February 22,1991

Vol. 13 no. 29

Second Class Registration Number NP6453 Kitchener, Ontario

W I r black. Bring y w pot. and pan&. Make some noise. Waterloo's Hockey and Volleyball

sheets md workshop pmparatim landoutsavailable in Career Services, NH IoOl, the week prior to workshop. Classes held in NH1020.

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avaiiable to 38 Chemical Ena. Gandalf Data Limited .Awad - .deadline Feb. 28 - available to 1B and above, Elect., Sys. De., or .Comp. Eng.. Murata-Erie North America Inc. Award deadline March 28 - available to 3B Electrical & Computer Eng. Ready Mixed Concrete Assoc. of Ontarii Award -deadline March 28 - available to 36 Civil Eng. Alan W. Sh&tuck Memorial 0ursary available to 4th yr. Civil .Eng. Shelt Canada Ltd. Award -deadline March 1 - available to 3rd or 4th year. Jack Wiseman Award - available to 3rd or 4th yr. Civil Eng. students whose work term report has been graded a& outstanding and must focus on Constnxtion OTProject Management. Deadline: March 1. MS. Yolle~ & Partners Ltd. Scholarship deadline March 28 - available to 38 Civil Eng. ’

1 hour-thefoun-

lation upon which ali job search activities

we based, Wed., ‘Mar. 6 - 690 to 790 1.m. ob Sear& - 1 hour - a look at creaw and radtional methods of finding jobs. Mon., dar. 18 -1 I:30 to 12% p.m.

T&IX iuv~~un~es that a part-time training program in Art Therapy will begin in April 1991. class& will be held on two Saturdays each month and 3 we&s in the summer. Call (4j 6) 924-6221 or write to Toronto Art Therapy Institute, 216 St. Ctair Ave., West, Torogo, Ontario, M4V lR2, -titiMoney-isanexhibittithe Museum of Archii of Games (Burt Mathews Hali). Tues., Wed., Thurs., Sun. 2 p,m. to 5 p.m. ; Friday from 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. with late hours of 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. on VVednesday. There is NO *admission charge. .m exhibit runs until April 28.

In* Sk& II - 1 hour - “hands-on” session where you c8n practice amwering questions usually asked in interviews. Ned,, Mar. 13 - 790 to 8:oO p.m, by

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“Mooniit likemk-vous” - it’s the 1st Anriual KIN Semi-formal! March 23, 1991 at Ruby’s, Waterloo Inn, Tickets $20.1 single, !$3$./coupie. Everyone invited! See your class rep for more info, See you there!!

FACUWY OF MATHEMATCS Electrohome 75 Anniversary S&o&strip - deadline March 28 - availableto 38 Comfuter Science ‘* lnfotmati& about other awards and burSaries is available from the StudentAwards Office, 2nd Floor. Needles Halt. .

[ndnrlcw!&Ui~~-l hour-tipsonhowto wepare effectively for job interviews. Ned., Mar. 13 - 6:OO to 7:oO p.m.

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cvtadian Authorrrti - holds meetings the first Monday of every month at the Kichener Public Library. Mon., Mar. 4 - Margaret Springer children’s author. Mon., Apr. 1 - Janice Kulyk Keefer Mon., May 6 - Lee Bryant Mon., June 3 - Lorraine Williams For more info contact Lenore Latta 8241225 ; Susan Gibbons 744-0900 ; Dale G. Parsons 742- 1495.

,FACUL?Y OF I mmmer Jobs - 1 hour - learn how to disARTS :over the array of summer pbs available, A& Student Union Award - deadline l+b. ulon., Mar. 4 - 3:30 to 4:30 p.m. . 28 --available to undergraduate students who are actively invoked in University Stumfamdml h-Networking -1 dent, Affairs with a minimum overalt lour - enhance your proficiency. Wed., average of 70% tiar, 6 - 790 to 890 p.m. James C. McKegney Memorial Award deadline Feb. 28 - available to upper year ti Wdng - 1 hour - techniqu& for Arts with outstanding petiormance and/or rvriting an effectii chronological, modextra-curricuIar activitii in the t-l&panic fled resume. Tues., Mar. 5 -11:3Oto 12:30 Area - one in mninsular Spanish Studies Thurs., Mar. 14 -12:30 to 1:30.p.m. and one in Spanish America Studies. w Writhg - 1 hour - leters can be an mmnt key to getting your job. Tues., blar. 5 -12%) to 1:30 ; Thurs., Mar. 14 I :30 to 2:30. ,

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orstnicrup v beef hamburgers and hotdogs will be setved on buns produced from organically grown wheat in the Campus Centre only at the Wild Duck Cafe. “Skin on” fmch fries from org@cally grown potato cooked in low cholesterol shortening wilt also be available. (from Rod Senrices). UW&%Gatlery and The Friends of the Library invtte you to the obning of an exhibition entitled “Virgil Burnett”; 1960- 1.990, A Retrospectie. F&b. 14 to March 24. Pre-

rq - 2 hours - practice

2:3U p.m.

available to tide& who tern. Cheques may be picked up in the &seex%g Youreelf in the Job Interview -2 Student Awards Office, l/2 hours - expressing yourself more suc- 2001. A list of eligible students is posted cessfully. Tues., Mar. 12 - 3:30 to 6:OO there as well. p.m. for the Job Search - Saturday, - “hands-on” workshop for pa&a&g students. IO:30 to 12:30 determining your interests and strengths, and defining important aspects of-the job. 12:30 to 1:OO - bring your tunch. 1:00 to 2:45 -researching occupations in the Career Resource Centre. 3:00 to 500 -selling your qualifications in a resume and interview.

Womynk

Group - Womyn will answer the phone Monday nights - call 884GLOW. Also, rather than regular meetings on Thursdays, drop by’ the GLLOW office Mondays from 7-10 to browse the library, talk to other womyn, or just hang out.

F&&I is a school volunteer program B ‘. where a. child is paired with a voLnteer, establishing a one-to-one relationship to build the child’s self-esteem and confidence. Urgent need: male and female volunte&s. Call 742-4380. Cawe and be a part of the Caribbean Student Association (CSA) every Thursday starting Jan. 17 in CC138. Lots of interesting events are scheduled for this term. See you there!

Student Carees Adviaars Office hours begin week of Jan. 7- ; for information on times and Iocations, inquire in NH1001 or phone 888-4047.

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Thurs., May. 7, I:30 to 2130, NHlO20.

5tudmt Volunteer Centre refers UW students and staff, who are interested in volunteering, to organizations on campus and within the K-W Community. Open Mondays and Thursdays II :oO a.m. to IQ0 p.m.

Vohantem needed to gather information on local MISSING PERSONS and UNSOLVED HOMlClDES as part of a National Campaign. More information available in the Student Volunteer Centre, CC1 5OA, ext. 205 1 (Monday and Thursday 11 a.m. -1 p.m.)

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ARTS debates in HH139 at 3:30 p.m. All Arts’ students wejcome. For info call ext. 3687,3548 or 3046. WATRCK Meetin@ - 4 p.m., CC138A. If recycling concerns you, come out and share your ideas. Or, if you can volunteer some time, cafl Patti Fraser at ext. 3245.

P.O.E.TiS. Pab 8130 - 1:OO a.m., CPH 1337. Musicians bring your instruments. Everyone is welcome - licensed.

Unities

Summer Schools Program - Birmingham, London or Oxford - registration before March 31, 1991. For further info and application’ forms may be obtain@ from: Awards Division, Association of Universities and Colleges of Canada, 151 Slater Street, Ottawa, Qntario, Kl p 5Nl. (613) 5631236.

Waterloo Public tnterest Research , Group holds its Board of Directors meetings from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. in DC 133 1, All members welcome! WvmY ‘wtDNE8DAY Concerned about the government debt,. national unity and Canada’s role in international politics? tf so, the PC. Youth Association at UW wants you! Come to Fed Hall Lounge at 5:30 p.m. or call Paul at 725-5417.

HAVE YOU registered for your new Ontario Health Card,?? After Jan. 1, 199 I, you’ll be asked to present your new Ontario Heatth Card for health services in Ontario. For fur&her info about registering, please call your local Ministry of Health Office.

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FACULTY OF ENCINBERXNG Chewon Canada Ltd. Scholarship deadline March 28 - available to 3B Winter term. John ‘Deere Ltd. Scholarship - deadline March 28 -available to 38 Mechanical Eng. Charles E. Deteuw Transportation Scholarship -deadline Feb. 28 - available to 48 Civil Eng. -Special Application. Dow Chemical Canada Scholarship -

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TUT Wati each term to assist with Conversational and Wriien English. Contact Sheryl Kennedy, International Student CIffice, NH 2080. XI&np~8 Mesir Kit - environmentally friendly atternative to disposable dishes and cutlery. It will hold an entire meal and comes complete with quality stainless steel utensils. This is an effort by Food Services and WPIRG. Kits will be available through all Food Services outlets. Any customer using Campus mess Kit and Lug-a-Mug wilt be entitled to a free refill of a regu@ beverage at all Food Services cash operations. Uffer .will expire March 30,199l. Studentw Advisors for Winter term, You can benefii by receiving training in all areas of career counselling. Volunteers are rwkd 3-5 hours/week. Applications available in Needles Hall. If your Club or student &iety wishes to book the Campus Cenke Gmat Hail, please catI the Turnkey Desk. We am aiways open to your suggestions, critlqua a?d comments. West Humber Collqiite Institute - High Wmt- Reunion on May 4, 1991 - AfterMKWI Open House and Eyning Gala. For niore info ,m the school at 394-6835

or Fax at 374-3052.

Extuhd)Eorus-weareopenfrorn8:30 a.m. to 7:OO p.m. every Thursday. Our resources include information on various edUcati~“al occupations, employers, oppommities, work/study abroad, and more. Satwdq

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- take advantage of spe-

Global Community @r&e In Waterk0 Topic and group vary weekly so that all women are ticorne anytime.’ For more information ext. 3457 or 578-3458. by’s Eve Fellowship Bible Study, DC1304 at 7:30 pm. Atl are welcome. For more information, calI 8845712. FASS Writem

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write for Human in CC135. Everyone

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Rights at 7:30 welcome!

Slavic Studmta Society meets.at 5 to 7 P.m. Everyone .welCom (non-majors too!) Check bulletirl boards in ML for lOMtiOt7,

‘l%e English Smiety mC!& 81 4%) P-m. in H.H.262. For more info call ext. 2339, New members are always welcome! tIRRY

cial Saturday hours to research employers, occupations, educational opportunities, work/study abroad and more. March 9 - 11:30 am. to 3:30 p.m.

St~iht~ who procrastinate and have trouble organizing their studies may be interested in this two-hour, 4 session workshop. Begins Monday, February 25 at 9:30 until 11:30 a.m.

m who wish to improve their study skill& can take advantage of individual counsetiing and workshops in the following topics: a} study ski Ils in the classroom, mch as notetaking, effective lis&ning, and c&s preparation; b) effective study mniques, including timq management, Wdbook reading and concentration and; C) dbctive exam-writing skills (4 sessions). Segins Tuesday, Feb. 26 from 1:30 to 3:ti or 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. ; Wednesday, Feb. 27 from 9:30 to 1190 a.m. ot 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. ; Thursday, hb. 28 from 9:3Cl to II :30 a.m. or 190 to3%) p.m. lntemsted students can register at the Reception Desk in Counselling Services, Needles Hall, rodm XI80 or call ext. 2655.

~irc w presented by WtU and Univ&ty of Waterloo every Monday at m at the Main Branch of the Kitchener Public ‘Library. January 14 to April t 8 excluding Easter. Winter topics are: f+bmry 25 - Artificial inte#igenOe Iain the Warriofs Band]. Practice evew Thursday at 530 pin. in the PAC, mom 2012 (Blue North). New and old memWe can provide hers welcome. instruments. . The student Ch+&ans Mvment meets to discuss issues of injustice. The SCM is an ecumenical group that challenges people to tive out their faith in action. For more information call Gennie 8t 576-0504 or Dave at 884-j jn. rl.4

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caroler Reswrrc C&n& Extended Hours -8130 .8.ffk. t0 7100 p.m. 0l.N ESOUEeS include information on various oceducational cupations, employers, opportunities, work/study abroad, and more.

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9 p.m. Call 884-GLOW

for details.

GreatFilms of France brought to you by UW Fitm Society. Please refer to the weekb calendar for details . IVIRY

Play Go! - begiqners and players are hvkd t0 frW flay td Matthews Hall, rodm 1OW 7:3(? P.m. cd ext. 4428.AU Year Round!

Sp;itnish Club has weekly meetings at cuudian mtim of University Women * 3:30 in ML245A and a mailbox Cn ’ vL245A. - KW i Donations needed for main fundJ;lzz CI& - come out and .join the fun raising event of books for our 27th Annual = from 2:45 - 3:45 at Siegfried Hall (near St. Used Book Sale. To donate call our pick- - ’ W~men’s Cmtre - holds meetings at 7 Jerome’s College). No auditions. For p.m. in room 217 at 3130 pm. (The up. committee at 884-4866, 576-8645, more info caH Chery, 746-5236. Women’s Centre),. All are welcome! 8844633 or 885-4247. _ Ra w-p’s -P - this W-n rather man ‘~ 0fflh - WwWs litetary Thursday meetings we wit1 have Monday &US@ Of Debates - argues vehemently Now accepting submissions. about anything and eWrytti”Q in PhPib njght drop-in, in the GLLOW office. See “Mondays” for de@&, 313 at 5:3O p.m, bkW members always “drop-box in the F&d office, CC. &Ii 725wkord Call Sandy 884-5910 or Pad . 7973 for more info. 746-2361 for info. WATslFIC - t)ve Waterloo Science Ficiion m AC&II is the annual student and Club, Is holding meetings at 6:30. Come faculty cm presented by the Unhwsity UW (G&Y and Lesbian Lil>eration of. out and meef other fans $ Science FicWatdoo) hoids coffeehquses from 9-l 1 g of bl&erb Dance Dept. Tkperformanc~e on, Fantasy, Comics, Wargames, or p.m. in rmrn 104 of me Modem Role-playing games. Check in tl-te Ctubs will be at the Humanities Them March 16 1 IIW m.JIFJlI ‘El* worn at8:OO p.m. and March 17 ct 2:30 p.m. Tic- m LqQt.l&Jwa phoneline is staffed weekdays 7-10 p.m., kets can be purchased at the Humanities et a -Wderb &wish Studen& providing information and peer counseltBox office, F-4280. ~ 0 .’ ing. Message at other times; call 884Association/Hiilel presents a wleekly GLOW. Bagel Brunch every Thursday from W&d - lkhrmeni of all types - show 1130 am. to 1~30 ‘pm, in me ampus your stuff! St. Paul’s college presents check wfih Turnkeys for the . lbninist Wmasaion Group. Meets every ‘Black ForesI Coffeehouse’ - March 8 & 9. Centre Wednesday from 7:00 to 9:OO pm. st rmm number, Contact: Richard Bodini 884-217 1; Susan I!

sent&cm starts at 4:30 p.m. in the Modern hnguages Building.

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m v think you have a drinking problem? Perhaps --Akohoks Anonymous can help. Weekly meetings open to the public held in the Health & Safety Building -Meeting Room (ask receptionist) on Fridays at 1230 pm. or caH 742-6183. . Chinese Ch&&n Fellowship every Friday at 7;OO pm. seminary building, room 201. Contact Mike Liu at 747-4%5 for rides W&em’ WorksImp: 2-4 p.m. in Psych. Lounge (PAS Building). Poetry, ,short d ’ stories, scripts, novels, etc. 8ring pen- l ciis, copies, and an open, crjticaf mind. kl hw for a friendly environment to have both intellectual discussions and fun? Join our weekly discussions at 7:3O D,m . . Campus Centre rmrn 138. &&&ion for Baha’i Studies. AIt welcome! mvmY8uFIDAY - T B. Lyma’g Evq@ical Fellowship evening service. 7:OO pm. at 163 University A&. w. (MSA), apt 321. All are welcome, . For more infwm&on, all 884-57 12.

FASS Wrikrs Meetings - those writers are at it again, and they want Help write the shows. that millions ~~~$b~;o~~o p-m. ’ IC *

crazy YOU. . have Ii 5158. I * 4l Service. ’ lvlwrIIV1IUI u m-1, Waterloo q \wlI~r Lutheran Seminary - 1r’:OO a.m. - an *ppmun@ ‘r)r, aJJ campus p zople and I ar Sunday $~~i~~~~~~~t~&~ @& Iacrament, E. Mar‘ ~nf~~~~io~: ,QWaIn Grab-fI4nn3 Ad %Et2 Chaplains offlcet MC 4~:’ ~1.

L news (nju:z) n. (Imctiuning as sing.) 1. current events; important or interesting recent happenings. 2. ir&xmation about such events, as in the mass media 3. a. the. a presentation, such as a radio broadcast, of information &his type: thenews is at six. b. (in cmbinatiun~ a rwwsc~~ 4. interesting or important information not previously known or realized: it’s news to me. 5. a erson, fashion, etc., widely repcwted in the mass media: s K e is nut lunger news in thefilm wurlu! (C15: from Middle &@ish naves, plural of nave new (dj.) on model of Old French nOveleS or Medieval Latin nova new things) - neti adi.

truth &u:th) n. 1, the quality of being true, genuine, actual, or f-actual: t/ze troth of hk statmmt was mtsz& 2, with intent to &&ad&deceive. 2. (intij to convey a fal& impression or practise deception: the camera does not lie 0-n. ‘3. an untrue or deceptive statement deliberatively -used to mislead. 4. something that is deliberatively intended to deceive. 5. give the Be to,a, to disprove. . to accuse of lying. -Related adj.: mendacious+ )Old English lyge (n), hgan (vb.); related to Old High German Ibgan, Gothic liugan)

fulj allegiance. -Related adjs.: dtable, veracious. (Old English timvth; related to Old High German gitriuwida fide& Old Norse tpggr true) -truthless adj

Alcohol awareness van from Mob

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BACCHUS Canada and Molson Breweries have Snnouncd that the T&e-Care-A-Van, a you&oriented alcohol awareness vehicle, will be appearing at the Unive&ty of Waterloo on Tuesday and Wednesday, February 26 and 27. UW is one of more than 20 colleges and universitiesin Ontario being visited by the van between Jan? and April, and conti@ng into the fall of 1991. Timed to coincide with _ alcohol awareness weeks wherever possible, the program is sponsored by Molson Breweries and BACCFWS Canada, a national nonprofit organization dedicated to the prevention of alcohol abuse among university and collee students ‘We are literally *‘our offices on wheels throughout the toti to educate and build awareness for r&ponsible use of alcohol,” says Carmi Cimica& Executive Director of’ BACH Canada. “we are grateful toMolsonforprovidinguswithfundingandsup rtsothatwecanbring needed lnr ormation to Ontario’s postsecondary students.” According to Cimicata, BACCHUS believes thatyoung people can play a uniquely effective role in encouraging peers to reflect and speak honestly about their drinking behaviour. ‘That’s why we place a strong emphasis on peer relationship providing students and student leaders with the facts about alcohol and the means to make responsible decisions

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‘“T)re Take-Care-A-Van is anothe important component of our ongo@ efforts to educate and raise awarenes in young people about the impor tance of responsible use of alcohol, says Mary Lma McLauchlanf c Molson’s Ontario division, In. th t, Molson has sponsored a num IF r of initiatives to encourage res ponsible use of alcohol, includini celebrity spokespeople, a travelliq interactive computer kiosk, pubti transit programs, resource man& educational theatre, and other corn munity activities.

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MolsmtTake4areA~Van that till whit UW on February 28 and 27. student. societi to develop’the~r own alcohol awamnem I

about drink@,” &e says. The T&eCare-A-V& will bring an information %mth, brochures, posters, and staff with innovative ideas to assist stud& councils in developing their own alcohol awareness progmms. Throughout the entire 1991 TakeCare-A-Van tour, representatives from BACC~S~&&wo&hg

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Since 1984, BACOKJS Canada has travelled ~tioiwide sp&in~~ student leaders at nation& pro&-

Pod secondary funding explained The funding of p&secondary edu@ion isn’t easy to understand. This makes it pretty easy for the liticians to point @ers at other r wels of government when students protest the underfunding of our universities and college Constitutionally, education is clearly a provincial responsibility. Ca@ian universities draw the great bulk of their financial support from provincial government grants. This funding is calculated according to formulas that vary across the country and may be w on such factors as the number of students at the in&utiorl, the acreage it occupies,’ the square footage of its buildings, the type of cou%es taught, tuition fees, and the dollar value of research grants administered. Nevertheless, the federal government has layed a strong role in the funding 0 P postsecondary education, in terms of both teaching and research, as well as operating the Canada Student Loan Program Since 1977, federal funding has been governed by the FederalProvincial Fiscal Arrangements and gderal Jpostsecon~ Education and Health Contributions Act, 1977 ml3

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EPF is a convenient way for federal and provincial potiticians to pass the buck The formula also makes it easy for politicians to cut back on fuuding without being directly accountable. for their neglect of educatiorul accessibility and quality. The formula stipulates that based_ on the amount of money that t&e federal government transferred to the provinces for education in thp mid-197Os, the federal government designed the formula to, ticrease

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Brunswick. The national average was about 14 per cent, while Ontario’s was 17.9 per cenf. TheBoardofGovernorsofUWhas the power to .set tuition fees at any level it @shes. In practical terms, that power is c~+rained by the provincial governmexyd, which will deduct from’ its grants any tuition charges in excess of those set by the govemmerit This stipulation is now expressed in two parts: the formula

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be applied; and an amount exprti as a percentage of the formula fee. Thisiscurrentlyl3percentanclthere are’ no restrictions on its expen&. Last year, there was an eight per cent increase in tuition fees across Ontario, and on Monday, February 11, Queen’s F%rk announced the now traditional eight per cent tuition hike for 1991-92, . lnafuturearticle,lwiUdiscussthe nmerous proposals . which have been puta forth to increase, decrease, or abolish tuition fees.

BACCHUS was founded in ti United States in 1976 by Gerald Gonzales, a doctoral candidate jin counselling at the University 43f Florida. Fred Nichols, Dean 43f Students at Wilfrid laurier Unive rsity heard about, and was irnpresse d by, the BACCHUS approach tD postsecondary alcohol awarenes s. He founded the first chapter in a Canada in 1981. .

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the &ewtmditibmzl8%fee bib these transfers by the amount of per capita .growth in the Gross National Product (GNP). The increments for ;i given province are calculated by multiplying the GNP per capita (averaged over three years) by the poputation of that province. Inthefiscalyguendlnginl989, the portion of university operating government expenses covered grants varied from a“r ow of 76.4 per cent in Ontario to a high of 89 f cent in Quebec. Thepercentage 0 r university costs covered by tuition fees paid by students varied even more widely, from a remarkably low 6.5 per cent in Ouebec to 20 per cent in New

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The approach taken by BACCHU Canada offem an abundance of info~ matiun and &&iatives and er courages students to get involved i creating their own programs t ‘spread the word’ among themselve about the responsible use of alcoho Prior to the formation of th .e BACCWS organization, typic 3l approaches to combating lxbstsecor dary alcohol abusehave consisted cFf confronting students with grim stati tics, advmting told abstinence m stressing moral issues.

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show on Soda ,and onTuesdayth GbbeandMmY article. Since Patrick Barr&olden and l%draic Brake had no idea that their article “A gay men’s guide to erotic safer sex,” would create the outcry that it has, Thearticlewaspzutofanannual~y and lesbian stipplement in 2*he.M&e, the student pblication of Memorial University in St John’s, Nevvfoundland. Although the +pplement has created c~versy in the past, thi$ year’s reaction, bed on what Brake calls a “me&a construction of what is good and bad,” ‘is ‘the smngest wer. The article de&t frankly with the issueofHlVtran&is&~combining explanations of safe sex with categoizations of safeand unsafegex practices, and the “eroticism of safe !gex . . . to educate (the gay cornmu&y).” The authors decided to write explicitly about the to@, fear-ing that some readers may not understand medical terms; The ticIe was prefaced

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A local television station first mentioned the story on the night of publication, and the media coverage’ quickly erupted to a natimal level+ m-b* a,,thT*,*m*acte r\m (I

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Accorm to editor-in-chief Daw n MitchellJ7wM~sto~wasusedas a lead-in on one l& televisioir stat& h coming before items on the Gulf Wa: r, and a story about a local outbreak c d meningititis, which h;td caused fh e death of one high school studen L When asked if the widespreal d coverage that the artde received ha .d helped to pr.omote safe sex, Mitche !ll replid that the covqage large1 ‘Y ignored the educa&al content 4,f the article, focusing instead on whi at the media considered pomograpfi She further said that most peopl who were reacting so strongly ha d not even read the article. All ,ti this attention has resulted i a lice investigation intu the issu nr e Globe quoted -Royal Newfour dland Constabulary Lieutenar Robert Shanahan as say@ ti although no formal corn laint hz been lodged, the RNC is POOkhg i the supplement “to determin whether there are reasonabl

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Stu.d.ents speak for Canada byPat.riciaMcKinna The Association of Graduate Planners is presenting a conference entitled “Green Cities: visioning a More Livable H&it&” on EI-&Y, March.8intheArtsLRcturehallat IJW. This is the latest in a seiies of annual conferences organized by +e graduate students within the School of Urban and Regional Planning. The concept of the Greening of cities is a major contemporary movement committed to ensuring .more livable habitats h &future: me conference will bring together a num,ber of exciting speakers with experience in the field of urban ecology and management who will present innovative ideas and approaches for healthier urban environments.

A set of lectures will be comb&d Students across Canada have been with a series of workshop’presentapresented Mth a sigi&+nt opportion and discussion sessions. Topics. tunity. t0 be covered include the greening of . We have been asked. to contribute licies, sustainable development, r)ur views on the destiny of the COUP r ealthy cities, designing green cities, try by the Citizens’ FWWI on and both environmental and sustainCanada’s Future. Its our fuwe, and we should make our voices heard.. able planning* Elizabeth May, the executive director of Cultural SurAs the Student Coordinator for the vivql (Canada) and noted environCitizens’ Forum, I recently had the me&&t, is the keyn@e speaker/at pleasure ofspeaking to the provincial the Conference luncheon. student federatioq in Ontario, The conference will appeal to all British Columbia, Quebec, and Nova who are interested in visioning and Scotia. The purpose of my trip was to introduce myself, to provide informadeveloping a .. hed&r dan environment Questions concerning tion about the Forum, and to listen to the conference can be directed to comments and answer questions. Hugh S@)son or Julie Jackson at the School of Urban and Regional Planring (ext. 5089).

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One thing I found out right away is that most of us recognize the Forum by the name of its Chairman, Keith Spicer. It’s important to remember it is a&ally named after us. It is the C3i.zens’ Forum. Contrary to .the traditional royal commission, the Citizens’Forum is not about one man leading hearings. It was named with the expressed intent of putting the people in charge. As citizens iti Canada, our input is cruc~ to any and all reports that could conceivably affect the future of our country. As I was told by students in each province I visited; ‘it is dangerous and unacceptable to allow

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The answer lies in the m&to of the Cm%dian Federation of Students: Strength in ,Numbers. The Citizens’ Fmum has a mandate to listen to every Canadian who chooses to make his or her views known on a wide range of topics. The document that the Fxm.ur~ will deliver to the government by July 1 It of those views. Not the vie;6 “p” Keith Spicer or the eleven commissioners. We are writing this rtiport. How do you make sure you are heard? Very simply. organize a small group - half a dozen of your friends who get together on weekends. Or gather together a large group of as many as 20 at a time through any of

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ing water for irrigation and processing and petrochemical-derived pesticides and fertilizers for maintaining large-scale - monoculture CTopS.”

‘This system creates such proHistory was made on the Univerblems as reservoir water depletion, of Waterloo campus this week top soil erosion, soil and water conNo, it wasn’t a solar-powered jet ski or tamination, and greenhouse effect a computerized field guide nf comgas emissions from the extensive mon house plants. transportation and processing netFood services, in a bold move designed to green the Iinks between work,” Botelho also notes. farm and consumer, has irnplemenBecause the methods of producted a locally-grown, organically-tion for organic food are far less reduced food menu at the Wild energy and resource-intensive, parL ck Cafe in the Campus Centre. ticularly with respect to oil-based The organic menu will run alongside products and inputs, there is far less the Duck’s conventional menu, and damage to the farm ecosystem, and will feature such items as organic, the global environment, as a result. hormone-free burgers and wieners Why is it so important to.buy our on organic, whole wheat buns, New food from lo&l services? The student York-cut organic french fries, organic group outlines a number of reasons soy burgers, and organic soy pate. why this will enhance the local Organic foods are produced economy of the Kitchener-Waterloo without the aid of artificial pesticides area, The first is that this kind of and fertilizers, using techniques pur&asing helps to support local farwhich recycle wastes back through mers in the surrounding area. The the soil, use natural, pest control, University is ldcated in the middle of enhance genetic diversity, and some very productive farm land, and emphasize crop rotations. These the climate, soil type, and readily techniques thereby reduce soil eroavailable markets make for ideal consion and maintain a vibrant and ditions for food production healthy soil ecosystem. Secondly, buying locally-gro~n All of the organic items being products has the positive effect of introduced at the Wild Duck are supreducing the intermediary stages’of plied by producers in the Southern the food distribution system. The Ontario region The meat is delivered simpler this system remains, the from Rowe Meat Farms in Guelph, fewer stages w31 be, required to the flour from New Hamburg’s Oak deliver the food to the camptis, and Manor Farms, the soy products from the cost of the food should refiect this Soy City Foods in Toronto, tid the simplification. potatoes from Pfenning’s organic Susan Jackson of the student conVegetables in Baden. sultant group cites education as the me project of introducing locallyfinal reason. grown’ oqpnic food is an ongoing ‘For many people today” the food process, started in September by a reduction and distribution systems team of ad hoc student consultants L ve become a mystery,” Jackson from the Environment md Resource says, “where few of us understand Studies program. They bep the how the food that we eat Sets to our work as a response to the plates.” WATGREEN initiative, which was In her res&rch this term, Jackson announced on October 1,~ 1990 by notes that a sinthr goup of students UWPresident Douglas Wright Using at Oberlon College in Arkansas d& the University as a model to study covered that in the US the average environmental problems, students food molecule travels at least 1,300 -have been encouraged to develop miles from farm to the dher table. ossible solutions that could be Because the University of Waterloo is xe asibly implemented on campus. thatmuchfartherawayfromthemain Presently, several other ad hoc stufood growins centres of the’ United dent consultants are working on such States, where much of our food initiatives as greening the campus comes from, the distance could be washroom and electrical systems, considerably farther. * improving recycling on campus, and “Being so removed from the growdeveloping alternative, ec?logicallying of the food,” continues Jackson, sound landscaping. “distances us even further than we sity

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already have become from the natural world, and the people who work so hard to provide us with this food.” By purchasing locally-grown food, people can develop a greater connection *th their neighbows &e farming conunutity - and begin to recapture their understanding of where theit; food comes from. Buying IoAly-grown, organic food is an essential part of creating a more environmentaBy sound, and economically stable community in the KW area. Food Services has t&en a important first step in helping to protect this local environment, and at the same time has shown a growing commitment to the local commwity. ’ The University community ‘can show its support by choosing to have lunch or supper at the Wild EIuck Cafe to sample the new food items. So go out and try it! The Duck is open Monday to Thursday from 8:OO am 6~45 pm, and Friday from 8:oO am 390 pm.

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No white males! Hiring quotas!. Reverse disc rimination! Unqualified workers! Losing that competitive.’ edge! Is this what affirmative action means to you? The Women’s Centre is sponsoring a panel discussion on Affirmative Action, on Thursday March 28th at 73 pm in the Campus Centre Great Hall. The panel features LaFeme Clarke (a member of the K-W Chapter of the Congress of Black Women), Jan Narveson (a UW philosophy professor, opposed to affirmative action “on principle”), Wendy RinelIa (a Policy Analyst working with employment equity, Government of Ontario; UW alumni), and Iacqui Spoth (Con.& tant on disability issues; Board member of Disabled Women’s Network; UW alumni). E&h panelist will present their views, followed by a question period.

Some capitalized on &T popularity of the issue by requesting that their ads be placed near letters concerning the artisle. 77144248~ wil) be printing all of the twenty-five letters that they. received in an effort to allow everyone an opportunity to voice an opinion on the issue. A mistake on production night resulted in a local restaurant’s ad1 being placed on the last page of the gay arid lesbian supplement. Normally the paper platies no ads in the supplement unless that spot is requested, The restaurant has received several irate calls from people who refuse to dine there. 77x Muse til be ptiting an apology-to the restaurant this week, and they will continue to advertise in the paper. Unlike Imprint, which operates separately from the Federation of Students, r;he Muse operates under Memorial’s student council and relies on it for financing. A publishing board, which must be approved by b6th meMascand the Student Council’ will be formed to strengthen the ties between the two or@zations. Not all of the reactions to the @y and lesbian supplem45nt have- been negative, however. l%e Muse has re&ived @s of support from Montreal’s Act Up as weIl as campus and cofnrnunity paper from athe country. When asked if there were plans to rqx%t the article an*ere, Brake replied that Z%e Ubysssv (af UK), among others, expressed an interea

grounds to lay charges for offences dealing with corruptig morals.” 77~ Globe also mentioned that the RNC will be interviewing editorial staff at l7ze Muse before pressing ‘any charges. In an interview with Imprint the day after the Globe article appeared, co-author Padraic Brake stated that a complaint had been lodged with the RNC, but that The Muse had heard nothing from the police about impending charges or about an inter; view with the editorial board. “It’s all a big rumour,” said Brake. The administration has also reacted negatively to the article, with the university president Dr. Arthur May issuing a statement that the Memorial’s image had been tarnishtid. He also implied that university contributors have been offended, which may result in higher tuition fees. Mitchell confirmed that some alumni have threatened to withdraw support for the university, but added that this also happened when articles dealing with abortion and masturbation appeared in the paper. 7%e Mae has also lost advertising revenue 215 a result of the. article. h4itchell said that three ads were pulled, including one from Newfoundland’s School Tax Authority, Not all oftheadvertiserswerea.ngry,thou~

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Late in January, a survey was presented to all Science students both on and off campus. The response was overwhelmingly in favour of the collection of a fee. In the survey, over 85 per cent of the students said it was up to students to be part of the solution to the underfunding problem. Scott Garrett, the’chief Returning Officer for last year’s Accounting Student ke Referendum, has been selected by the Federation of Students as the CRO. Mailouts to the Coop students will be sent on Feb. 25. For further information, contact Jeffrey Poulson at the Science Society, ESC 102a, ext. 2325.

On March 13 and 14, full-time Science and Opfometry students will _ be voting on approval of the inclusion of a $50 fee on their fee statements. The fee would form the basis of the Waterloo Science Endowment Fund (WatSEF). Fees collected on the statement would be fully refundable to the students. In the fall 1990 term, the Science Society organized gi committee to look into the possibility of a studentcontrolled endowment fund as a solution to the problem of chronic underfunding for under@aduate student laboratories.

“localk$and orgtzniazllygrownburgers . i&d hot dogs” The food consultants have been in: close contact with Food Services throughout the process. In the past few years, Food Services has shown a commitment to implementing environmentaIly sound measure when demanded by students. Two examples of this are the Lug-A-Mug campaign’ held in conjunction with Waterloo Public Interest ” Research Group (WHRG), and more recently, the Campus Mess Kit program. In January 1991, Food Services decided to extend their green outlook to include the food its&. Why are organic food products so much greener than everyday campus food? According to Peter Landry of the food consultant group, buying organically produced food “helps to distance the University’s food system from the environmental hazards of the global food system.” Jose Botelho, another consultant, describes the global system as resource-intensive, “energy and characterized by large throughputs of fossii fuels for transport and process-

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“lf Kuwait grti carrots,we.wouldn’tgive- a damn..” In the area of Canadian politics, it is ndt hardtobeapessim.istThisis~usethereis aeeohrklyziheh-mbe fq$@&&f,$g; anger at Brian Mulroney state of apathy in which I can read the Globe every nioming and fall to the ground laughing. Which is why this piece is not about Mulroney, although it touches on politics. . Instead, I will explore the belief that the earth will go, or already has gone, past the point of no return. I consider this a realis& outlook, which is necessarily pessimistic. The environmental problems the world faces today’cannot be solved by green plans, which generally aren’t much mure daring or upsetting than the .idea of recycling. Sustainable development is, like .rap music, an oxymoron. Development implies building increased economic expansion, *be’ growth, and so on, Development is not sustainable because it uses resources which are either non-renewable or, if they arerenewable, are not regenerated in the same &rantities in which they are used. Nice catch phrase, though. However, development is necessary to sustain econOmic growth, which is the bottom and most imwt - line to our political non-leaders. The productionconsumption cycle has to continually grow or else the systern WilI collapse into a ‘depression’ For tks reason’ growth is i.nstitutioMlly prioritized among politicians and c&ens, while numerous environmental and social problems stemming from growth are seen

peripherally. There is a belief amongst the_-a -_ decision-makers that these problems wilt eventually’bedved bytechnologywhitsthe world produces and consumes more every &Y* These are underlying assumptions &out reality that most people operate with and b&evein.Itisnosurprisethatwethinkthis way. The media always has a way-of turn@ environmental catastrophes into happy Bill Bramah-ish stories. For example, in the Exxon Vale2 disaster, there were a few dtierent stages of reporting. Iniuallytherewas public anger and pictives of people cutting up their Exxon cards (the amount of people who did this totalled some ludicrously microscopic fraction of one per cent of Exxon’s business). Then came praise for the supposed ‘cleansing of the vast majority of the shorehne. And to top it tiff, economists rated the disaster as a positive economic gain for Prince William Sound. ’ But few stories explored other aspects of this problem such as: oil being a nonrenewable resource, whether we should and how we can cut back on our ConsumPtion of petroleum-based products, how we can better the chances that this won’t happen again, etc Of course, it has happened again because we have to have oil But coverage of the Gulf s illhasbeenedgedoutbytheGulfWa.rIn tit 5 .words of a Pentagon spokesperson, “if Kuwait grew 4afmts, we woddnt give a ci.aInn”Idigress. The media treats envirmmentd problems

as a single problem with one solution, failir to explore the larger context - the ecosysti - and how a problem affects the rest of tl ecosysta But ain, that is to be expected. That’s th waymcxhfusthink _ Wehavetostartlivinglifes esJhatti

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stable.base of subjects that are applicable in a wide area of subjects, such as reasoning and problem-solving. The test concluded that those students who do best are those studying abstract m6deIs, symbolic languages, ahd deductive reasoning. The more abstract a sub jcct, the more it develops a person’s reasoning and thus the better that person will do in * an applied field. . Of course, there is still room for business students, but perhaps learning philostiphy, and the basic structures needed would be in order, and then an MBA. Although this column wiil be loosely based on modern applications of philosophy; that doesn’t mean throwing around ancient theories of dead philosophers, but of looking reasonably at something that plays a part in the world going on around-us, or that may play a part in the future+ The em#&s is on contemporary application of reason. The articles are not intended to convince anyone of anything they simply .present alternative ideas about a number of widely held beliefs; If there is any discussion’at all about the ideas put forth, then perhaps something has been achieved. We can look to the theories of the past to unde&nd part of wh& is going on ‘around us, but it is up to people today, to decide what the future is going ti look like. As for the title, pamno& it’s n&t so much a statement

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World events have their importance neasured 0i1 a media scale that uses &ability to measure the amount of air ime they will receive. People dancing on he Berlin wall makes good front pages, nd pictures of world leaders &es a little tier than that, but nothing sends the brinters rea&ing for the biggest readline type they can find like’ a war. because of the media circus which l&ides -what (mis)information we will lee, the rest of the world waits for its turn . In the air.

In j& Mandela became’ a martyr for the South African cause, btiging world attention to the unjust apartheid system. The name Nelson Mandela &came synonymous tith the unjust system of racial segregation. It could be argued that, incarcerated, Nelson Mandela did just as much to further the cause of equality in south Africa.

But there QW other things happening n the world, and governments like the me in Suuth Afrh need exactly this lack If attention from the rest of the globe in tier to maintain their control on the 2opulation But the legitimacy of such a government is only as strong as ‘the 6lence it creates- Th& v&e of the people hat it tries to suppress cannot be kept piet forever, and eventually leaders like Nelson Mandela break the silence, and brake up the rest of the world. ’ The importance of a leader like Manlela is attested to by the fact that he is still relevant. After 27 years in jail, a victim of. he South African government’s attempts o silence the voice of the black majotity, le emerged from incaKleration as mportant a leader today as he was in he fifties during the height of his publicity. 3e remains one of the centi fq+rres of he twentieth century,. and perhaps will E the man to which the inevitable end Bfapartheid will be attrib@?d. Nelson RolihlahWMandela was born tt Umtata, in the Tmnskei region of the &tern Cape in South Africa on July l&h, 1918. He was related to the paramount Zhiefk of TernWdr however he enounceci his t&e and any trim rim, Ind prepared for a legal career. He pduated from the Utiversity of South &fricaandsetupa@aWminJohanesburg. Here, Mandela joined forces vith a man who would help him in his C&W truggle against apsirtheid, hmbu. Tambo worked with Mandela dlefending Africans charged under the 1;acist apartheid laws. But Mandela realized that, to work Hfithin the laws which w&e OppreSSing him, and all South Africans, would not 14Fad to the abolition of those Intws. SO, at d je age of 25, Mandela joined the A cfrican National congress. Along with T ~&IO, Walt& Sisuh, and Anton Lemb de, Mandela established the ANC Ybuth Lague and helped transform the A NC into a popular movement amOng South Africans.

However his position among the ANC, where he was now president of the T~branch,andhispartinthetiti disubedience campaigns which peacefdly broke apartheid laws, predictably caused problems. Mandela was subject to repeat+ banning orders which restricted his political abilities, However, he continued to be a forre to k reckoned with, and helped convene the Congress of the Peoples where the

Freedom Charter was adopted. As ^a‘ result, on December 5th, 1656, Nelson Mandela was arreskd ‘and charged ’ with High Treason Before thei trial started, in August of 1958, Nelson Mandela married Winnie Nomzama Maclikizeh Event&y, Mandela and the 155 other people %at had been arrested were acquitted, in It&mh of 1961. However the South Africa that they were .released into

had been radically changed by the -+ SharpdIe inassacre a year earlier. In Sharpeville, 69 @zople were shot dead &ring a yeaceful protest After the massam, a state of emergency was declared, and the ANC was outlawed, AUofthiscausedMandelaandtheotha ANC leaders to r&w their strategy of non-vi&+ opposition. Finally, after the South African government tried to stop a three-day stay at home protest againsf

the establishment of the new white Republic of South A&iMandela publicly declared the end of his pow of non-violence. After this renunciatioa Man&&i formed Umkhonto we Sizwe# another organization to fi*t the South African government. Mandela was now working underground, and was thus able .to visit AMcan heads of state and visit Britah

Event&y, on February llth, 1990, thanks to pressure frsm groups around the world, and events like the Nelson M&delsi concert which marked ,&Iand&s birthday while he was still in jail, he was released. Since then, Mandela has been active in promoting the cause of black rights in South Africa, Mer making several public addresses, Mandela’s first new p&&al, policy was a call to babout peace between the ANC and the Inkathaparty. Mandela lost no time in renewing his fight for black r&h& addressing corporate ex6cutives in Joha~e&urg, as well as touring Cana& the United States,‘Britain, and fourteen other countries. In October, Mandela met with President de IClerk again, and they agreed to try to end violence in South Africa, and confirmed ‘a commitment. to a “peaceful negotiation process”. Mandela also helped draft a bill of right!3 which set out fundamental lights that were established norms of all democmtic societies. He was aIs6 able to webme back his former lawyer . assuciate Oliver Tmbo, who had beq~ exiledlramSouth~forclo6eto30 years. The next day,. ofi December 14, Mandela attended the first ANC confkmnce in 31 years, and made a speech in fkont of over 1500 delegates Mandela has been fighting the South African guvemment for almost fifty years now, and his achievements have 4x3& monumental changes in South Africa. He has been the key figure in leading anti-apartheid forces to the negotiat- I ing table, forcing them to make‘ concedions. He is fighting not’only for the tearing down of apartheid laws, and an end to segregation, but also for the end tu violence between various groupings in the country. As a world figure, he is as respunsl2;le as any for the slow but steady spread of democracy and the rights of i&ividuak everywhere. Because of his actions, and the actions of organizations which he was a part of, he may very well see one of the most important events in tiorld history, the end of apartheid in South Africa.

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Hoopsters prepare for, playoffs Windsor’s Shakespeare led all scorers with 29 points. Both sides shot a respectable 40 per cent from the three-point range. The Warrior’s sank 58 percent on field gals, while Windsor’s death was &vident in their 38 percent accuracy. The Lancers made up for it at the line going 21 -for-25 compared to an unusually dismal 19-for-33 by UW.

hooped nine straight points before the final buzzer. Duarte capped it off on a three point play with three seconds left to put UW into tripledigitscoring. . VanKoughnett topped the score sheet for the Warriors with 25 points (9-for-13 from the field) and seven rebounds. Moore’s damages amounted to 22 points and eight rebounds, while Duarte nailed 20. But most of Tomorrow (Saturday) afternoon at these points would not have been the PAC, the W&ors lace up their possible without its orchestration by Reeboks for the fmal game of the Baird at the perimeter. He added 12 regular season against the natiody points, receiving Waterloo Player of ranked Western. fo; his efforts. . the Game honours

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Varsity basketball fans will have to wait until after Saturday’s game before the OUAA West Division playoff match-ups are determined. But one thing is certain; Tuesday night the quarter-finals will begin and the basketball Warriors will probably be a visiting team. Guelph and Western, currently atop the division with identical 12-1 records, earned their berths in the Final Four Tournament to week ago. The team with the better record (or in the case of a tie, the better points for/ points against ratio) will be the host. So far this season, the home team as won 34 of the 51 league game. The four teams participating in the quarter-finals are M&laster (&5), Lakehead (6-6), Brock (5-8), and Waterloo (5-8). Mch&ter won its right for a home-corirt advantage in the quarter-finals after a 94-72 win over our w2krhm3 Wednesday night in HarniltQn Waterloo snap ed a four-game lo!+ ingstreaklast L turday afternoon with a promisiig 100-77 stomping of the lowly Wiir Lancers. Fr&n the apening tip-off, Waterloo took charge, amassing a 10-Q lead after only two and a half minutes. Sophomore star Chris Moore started it off with two quick Layups, followed up with a Rob Baird trey, and another one by Moore, who scored 19 of his 22 points before halftime. Waterloo continued rippling the twine from the trife as the tattoo- . clad Mike Duarte drained three baskets in a span of five minutes. At 8:05, the Warriors had a 33-22 lead. Keepingthemarginatll,theytooka51-42 advantage to the locker room. tunately for the Lancers, sophomore The Warriors opened upa 14-point sensation EvertonShakespeare kept bulge in the second half when Baird his teamjn the game with three conthreaded a pass across thi! lane to aecutive baskets in the paint FreshDuarte for an uncontested lafip. Forman star Sean VanKoughnett

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Last weekend, the hockey Warriors journeyed east, wondering how to earn a rare distinction - a victory against the University of Quebec/ Trois-Rivieres Patriotes, at the Patriotes home arena, La Colisee. But after the long trip - and the game, Sunday afternoon the Wtiors still had more questions than answers. “I don’t know tihy, ‘but we just don’t have a good time at this building/ said Waterloo head coach Don McKee, after a dizzying IO-3 loss to the Patriotes. ‘It was 10-4 last time (2 seasons ago), so it was even tiorse this time around.” On the other hand, the Patrides felt quite comfortable and right at home, stretching their Colisee-ice

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winning &r&k to a record 10 games goal-getter Tony. Crisp. McKee toid In addition to C&p slag out, the .Waterloo trailed 3-l after 20 in front of their appreciative * fran‘mintites,, and 6-2 at the end of two his flashy forward not to suit up, in a Warriors were also short two other cophone fans. periods of play. Jamie Maki and Rod tete-a-tete sometime before the game, regulars after a rough-and-tumble 3-Z The Warriors’ record, still the best Thacker scored the other goals for ‘“Tony Crisp has a bad shoulder so 1’ Warrior victory on Saturday nighi in the OUAA, slipped to 17-2-2, good Wate‘rJoo, while Benoit Gosselin, didn’t play h& in the game,” said over the Ottawa Gee-Gees. for first in the West division. UQTR, Robert Page, Patrick Emond+ Eric McKee of Crisp, who has not missed a Rugged forward Pat Daly was out who clinched first-place in the OUAA Girard, and Eric Nolet added singles Warrior game - regular season of witi a separated shoulder, and bacEast Division on Saturday night,wi* for the Patriotes. playoff - since incurring a two-game mer Brad Geard was suffering from a 13-2 trouncing of the Wilfrid Iaurier Bergeron, whose blazing slapshot suspension for a spearing incidenl . a charliehorse. Golden Hawks, are 17-4-O. has earned him 17 goals this season, that ocm the last time the The John W--Mike UQTR’s Jean Btiis opened the scorMa&&y-Steve Schaefer trio proing, stuffmg in his league-leading vided all the scoring required to 19th goal of the season, at 6:Ol of the record the victory against Uttawa, first period. Five minutes later, each scoring one goaL outshot Wa,rrior rookie Dave Lore&z slipped The weekend split behind them, through four fatriotes and beat McKee said that the Watioti will goaltender Denis Desbiens to tie the now. prepare for their ,Ji.nal regular game 1-1. . completed the scoring, and, his hatWarriors visited the Colisee two yem season. game tonight (Friday) at The deft Patriotes then showed a, tri&at 19:17oftheGnalperiodAfter ago. ‘!I was a bit upset with the TroisBrock. A win wodd ensure home ice bti of dazzle themselves, unrav&ling the’game, he said that he felt the game Rivieres and Montreal media fo1 advantage for Waterloo against the the Wiirrior with five straight goals. had restored Trois-Rivieres’ conbringing up things, from two years JJQTR, should the’two teams live up fidence after a L-season tails@n, ego ?nd. last yeq.: seedings in the Jean Bergeron broke the tie at 14:OO of r 7, .I * (‘2 &II the& number-one ’ McKee added that Crisp, whd is in playoffs, and meet in the OUAA the first period, and struck again early : which saw them d&p four cens&& tive gahes on the road. the midst of a $tree game goalQueen% Cup Championship. in the second. That prompted MdCee “We are playing better riow, and scoring drought, will have to ttlm ‘We’ll begiving it our best down to replace goalie Steve Udve with are happier now, than before our four things around in the playoffs. ‘TOI+ the&’ said McKee, “because if we back-up James Organ, neither of losses,” said the sharpshooter. an offensive playerwho has to do a 10l can win at Brock, we only have to play whom wer& fit for the barrage of 47 Noticably absent from the Warrior of scoring in the playoffs for us to be one game in this building (La shots. ln exchange, the WaiTiort3~ lineup for their toughest match of the successful, and I wasn’t going to risk a Colisee), if we get to the Queen’s could only muster 23 against season thus far this season, was top shoulder injury out here today.” Cup.“ Desbiens.

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Life sometimes doesn’t turn out the way you have it drawn up on the proverbial ChaIkboard. And the Plague Warriors’ recent defeat at the hands of McMaster gave them a shoCking discovery. They will actually have some competition Standing in their path to another CIAU berth. Friday night at the PAC, a crowd of newly 1800 Waterloo. faithful watched in horror as the visiting Marauders erased a two-game deficit to take the match 3-2 (3-15,8-15,15-7, 15-12, 15-11). The win aIlowed McMaster to clinch the CXJAA West pennant with an 11-l record and the right to host the division finals. Water!00 falls to 10-2 on the season. As a result, the Plague slips two notches to seventh in the CIAU top 10, while Mac leap-frogs to fifth from its previous number seven rank. In order for the Warriors to quali$ for the nationals, they must either clinch the OUAA conference, or perfom well enough to stay in the top eight ;Ind make it into the tournament as a wildcard team. The CIAUs will be held at Lava1 University in Quebec City on March 15-17. The bout began with six’ straight Waterloo points, spearheaded by Waterloo AU-Canadian Steve Smith% uncontrollable serves. The Marauders’ wake-up catl -allowed them to. grab two quick points between sideouts. A timeout called by McMaster coach Regg Miller at 10-2 came to no avail as the Plague coasted to an uneventful 15-3 win The visitors jumped out to a quick

3-O lead at the beginning of game two, but then they developed some setting difficulty, and lost the advantage, 7-5. The next two series boasted two giant smashes, the first by .McMaster technique Matt Reed, and the second by UW power hitter Scott Smith. A short set by Tony Martins to Dave Balodis for a kill up the middle, s arked a five-point run by the %lague, leading 13-7. The Marauders could only muster one more point before losing their second game of the match, 15-8, Waterloo’s 13th point brought the loudest cheers of tie crowd so far, when William Zabjek and Steve Smith built a wal.I to nullify a big Mac attack. It was team play ‘that allowed the Warriors to dominate the first twu games, and it was team play that was their unmaking in the rest of the contest. The sudden lack ‘of cohesion could be seen right off the bat in game three. There were two situatitim where, all six Warriors expected somebody else to hit the ball, only to watch it land on the court. Sensiqg the breakdown, UW head coach Scott Shark died a timeout w$h his team behind 7-4. Over the next five minutes, neither side could control the other’s hits, but McMaster kept a three-point margin to 10-7, before running away with it on five straight points. Game four was the closest and most entertaining battle. McMaster opened it up tith a six~point’ bulge which Was highIighted by events off the court. Marauder assistant coach Dean McI&an got into a screaming match with the referee, reminiscent of the standard baseball manager versus umpire spitting competition I was ready to give them some sand to kick on each others shoes. In a rare occurrence, a Marauder was called on a’five-second violation

for taking too long to serve. This pror mpted some fine quality heckling courtesy of the sarcastic volleyball alumni. Waterloo started up the comeback trail when Scott Stith made a miraculous save, converting it into a perfect set to brother Steve for a howitzer kill, With the score knotted at seven, the PIague won a tiringly long raIlv which excited the tense spectators. TWO plays later, MilIer decided to tag his assistant and jumped in for round two with the referee while in the process of calling a timeout. The ‘referee’s shurt fuse coupled with the Marauder coaches’ constant bickering mde these antics more entertaining than the match.at times. The urnpi& awarded Miller with a red card. (A yellow card and a red card must both be shown at the same time to get kicked out) McMaster eventually took control of game four, outscoring the Plague 8-5 for the win Finally, it was the lightning round. Game five. No sideouts. tie kill equals one point. Waterloo took a 3-2 lead on a second hit<by Sean Smith who hooked the ball to open fltir. Ten minutes later, Balodis hammered one onto the Mac hardwood to tie the game, 9-9, but that was as close as Waterloo could get to a win, Despite’ another howitzer kill by Zabjeck late in the game M&laster clinched the match Gith a 15-11 victory. The Black Plague will now meet either Western or Brock in the division semi-finals on Saturday night at 7pm in the PAC. Let’s have a’ sea of ‘black shirts out there for support. If the Warriors win, they will travel to McMaster the following Saturday (March 2) for the OUAA West final. I11 have details about bus tickets for you next week.

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Seven varsity track records fall in dual meets Track

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Success breeds success. The UW track & field Cinderella story con-. tinues to grow, following a two-meet competition this past weekend at Western on Friday, and Eastern Michigan on Saturday. The team produced 22 pemonal bests, seven varsity records, and one more CIAU qualifier. Waterloo now has seven CIAU qualifiers for the nationals in Windsor on March 6-9. The total number of personal bests set to date is 68, which proves the progression of the team over the 1990-91 campaign. ‘The varsity track 4% field team of 1990-91 continues to show a team 0f purpose in the present, and one growing for the future,” summed up UW head coach Brent McFarlane regarding the recent success. In Ffiday -night’s meet at the University of Western Ontario, Waterloo clinched seven personal bests, highlighted by a first phce finish by Jane Taite in the 6Om dash. She broke the tape in 8.32 seconds. UW’s All-Canadian tailback Tom Chartier made an impressive track & field debut with a 7b.l in the 6Om dash. Chartier joined the team to strengthen its sprint event placings and tu quicken his football ~kiUs. W&m

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Women’s results: - 6Om dash: Jane Taite, lst, 8.32; Kim ’ Gittens, 3rd, 8.43 - 6Om hurdles: Jane Taite, 4th, 9.51 - 3OOm: Marina Jones, 429 (pb);

Sheri Emery, 45.0 - 1OOOm: Marci Aitkens, 4th, 3:18.7; Linda Hachey, Eith, 3:31.4 (pb); Daralyn Bates, 7th, 3:47.0 (pb) - 4x200~ relay: Gittens, Emery, Jones, Bates, 3rd, k56.2 Men’s results: r - Shotput: Jeff Davis, 4th, 11.50 - Highjump: Rich Koomans, 2nd, 1.95; Karl Zabjeck, 3rd, 1.9m - 6@n hurdles: Brent Forrest; 2nd, 9.01; Shawn ShuItz, 5th, 10.04 - 6Om dash: Simon Foote, 3rd, 7.19 (pb); Pat Kirkham, 4th, 7.31; Steve Walker, 7.56; Yuri Quintana, 7.60 - T om Chartier, 7.61; Milind p hahar, 7.69; Shawn delang. 7.71; Shawn Shultz, 7;71; Karl Zabjeck, 7.74 (pb) - 3OOm: Jason Nyman, 13th, 37.8; MiIind Ghanekar, 17th, 38.9; Shawn deLang, K&h, 39.5; Steve . Bennett, ZOth, 39.6 - 1OOOm: TJ MacKenzie, 4th, 2:36.8 (pb); Dale Lapham, 6th, 2:39.2 15OOm: Brian Hagemeir, Sth, 4:05.2 (pb); Jeff Barrett, 12th, 4122.9; Dave Made, 13th, 4:25.8 (pb) - 4x2Om relay: Nyman, Foote, Quintana, WaIker, 4th, 1:34.7 - 4x2OOm relay B: Bennett, deLang, Ghanekar, Chartier, 7th, 1:38.7 The team left immediately after the event and drove through a snow storm to arrive in Michigan at 1 am. Despite being tired and weary, Waterloo excelled in the Eastern Michigan University Classic with 14 personal bests, including the seven varsity records. Jane Taite took most of- the limelight in setting two yarsity records and quaIified for the CIAU’s in the 55m hurdIes event with a time of 8.63, a personal best. ‘This young lady (Taite) ran superbly in bndon and Eastern

Michigan winning one event, setting two varsity records, and qualifying for the CtiU’s,” said McFar&ne. “The races in London the night before really set thP tone for Saturday’s races. Jane has- worked very hard to excel. The support of her teammates in trainhg is one of the reas&s she is

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The Waterloo Nordic Skiers topped off a great season by bringing back bronze medals from. the OUAA/OWIAA championships held in a very chilly Sudbury this past weekend. Race conditions looked grim on the’ Fri*y prece&g the events due to the cold sna$ that stretched across the province which provided temperatures of -24 C, with a wind chill factor of -53 C. The race was in jeopardy of being cancelled due to these extreme temperatures. Ironically, a few days earlier, the races were threatened due to the spar&y of snow. Thankfully, everything came together - saved by the same.blizzard that plagued Waterloo last week The reports on Sudbury radio were indicating a “rash of frozen flesh” Frostbite was a problem for a number of skiers after ti mere 20 minutes of preskiing the course. Fortunately, the temperatures subsided moderately on the .following day, Saturday, with readings of about -18C.Sundaywasabeautiful,sunny8 c. The Atherm pull&l together as a team with great @%idua.l finished the first day, cuntributing to a large component of the overall team title. The team title~consists of the cbm-

Athenas# placing 36th in the field of 55 competitors. By Sunday, the Athenas were standing in third place, 3 minutes and 11 seconds behind Laurentian, who w&e a mere 40 seconds behind firstplace Carleton The Athena A relay team members, led off by Griffiths, followed by Holden skiing the second leg, and anchored by Patterson, again turned in good rices to fmish in a solid third place, 30.

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but could not catch the Voyageurs, who glided to victory. The Laurentian team was led by Wendy Davis, who finished in first place in the irtdividual competition, and who placed third in the Jeep Eagle Canadian Championship 5km race earlier this year. The Nordic Warriors finished an

impressive fourth in a field that is increasing in cqlibre each year. Waterloo’s Mark Rab put eve-g together this weekend to finish in third overall in a field where the top 10 have been interchangeableall season. Rab found the course suitable for his long, powerful glide and rose to the occasion, sharing the lead for the first two laps, but fell off to finish 31 seconds behind first The next three Waterloo skiers to count were tightly bunched, separated by only 22 seconds. Ken McLeod placed 26th, John Kim was 14 seconds behind in 27th, and Bill Cameron eight seconds behind Kim in 28th. Rounding out the Warrior squad were Mike Cooper in 34th, and Jason Gregoire in 43rd. After the first day, the Warriors were in fourth place, and were in for ‘some stiff competition in the 3-man 1Okm relay on Sunday. The strategy was to put Kim as the starter, McLeod in the middle to keep contact with the field, and use Rab as the anchor to catch the rest of the field. The Warriors skied well, mning above the standard they Ii? d set the previoti day. Rab was particularly hot, starting his leg in eighth place, and making up a full to minutes on the other racers to bring the Warriors to fourth place in a very exciting finish. wraith was not determined until the last uphill. The 1990-I University Nordic Skiing season ends with the Athenas fmishing third overall, and the Warriors f%shing fourth. These are the best results Waterloo has seen for alongtime. . I

The (Sood,+the Bad,~:and.the Ugly Gryphons the following Saturday. 27~ UgijJ would certainly be g 78-45 drubbing they took at home last bybbmynn weekend to the onetime OWJIAA Imprlntw _ Wet cellardweiling Windsor _Lank cers. With the win, the Lancers atoned for an earlier homecourt loss to the If this J&‘S Athena Basketball ’ Athens in November, and moved eason * ever compared to a ahead, of the Waterloo in the league s aghetti western, an appropriate standings. With that, the Athenas CKoice for their recent lay would be dropped to a 2-10 won-lost record, and eighth place in the eight-team a? Good the Bati Q J he ugly % Good: their come-from-behind QWLAA West victory over the Wilfrid Laurier The opming minutes of this game Golden Hawks, on Wednesday, Feb appeared to be going according to ruary 6.. 7kBad would have to be a script for a tight struggle, as both 20-point loss to the Guelph teams.traded baskets, Eqrly scores

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had the Athenas up by twu, and with 9:35 gone, Waterloo held the lead at 12-10. This was to be their last Eead of the game. An 8-O spree during a twominute span staked the Lancers to an 18-12 lead, and set the tone for the rest of the game. Windsor proceeded to close out the half with a 15-5 run over the last six minutes to go the dresing room with a commanding 37-22 lead The second half was more of the same for the Athenas as they could not put together any type of drive to cut the gap and get themselves back into the game. Windsor, lead by centre Heather Quick’s outside touch, shot the lights out from the floor, and

had expanded their lead to 27 points, 59-32, halfway through the second frame. With Waterloo offering no resistance, and the game no longer in doubt, Windsor cruised home looking like anything but a last-pla* club, Resulti 78-45 TKO. Quick paced the Windsor attack with 23 points while guard Nancy Gyuresilc added 16 more. Brenda Kraetier and rookie Marion Femandez dominated Waterloo’s scoring, combining for 28 out of .&e teams 45 points. Kraemer led the way with 16 while a steadily improving Pernandez notched 12. Team stats reflected the game’s outcome as Windsor was superior in all

categories. The lgncers g-lot78 per cent (21-27) from the charity stripe compared to the Athenaa 60 per cent (12-20). Windsorhada27-22edgeon the boards, but the most significant difference was from the floor, where Windsor was a fantastic 2742 (64 per cent). Waterloo managed just a 14-49 (29 per cent) afternoon. On Wednesday, the Athenas made the trek down highwav 6 to meet the powerful M&t& Marauders. They came out on the short end of a XX-XX score. Details next week. The Athenas will close out the season on the road in bndon on Saturday, .February 23, against Western Western is nationally ranked.

1 Cammus Recreation Campus Ret by Barbara, Jo Gm Imprint sports

Welcome back! Hope you are all rested up and ready to take on the world. Now that we’re afl here until the end of the term, it’s important to not only keep on top of academic commitments, but you should also be taking care of yourself.

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This coming Tuesday, Feb. 26 at pm in MF 4061, there will be a Nutrition Sem&ar spored by Campus Ret and the Feds. The session will cover various topics. such as basic facts about cholesterol, fat and fibre, etc., portion control, and >how you can use the Canadian Food Guidein youreverydayeatin&di~ The seminar will be hosted by a dietitian Vera Schmidt, and there will be a 7:OO

film and a question period. This is an opportune time for all of you to get s&e handy tips on taking care of what’s most important. . . YOU. Far busy people like students and profs here at Waterloo, who eat on the run on a regular ba&, feel free to drop by and learn yet another way to benefit from active living. Another reminder for and-coming toumam ents of you may be interested in ing in: final entry date for national Men and Women Singles is 1 pm Monday, PAC

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in the Men and Women’s Broomball Tourney that will be taking place from March 11-24, leave your entry info in PAC 2039 by Monday, Mar.4. And for you Volleyball enthusiasts, a mixed toumarnent w@ be held on Mar. 14, and finals on Mar=.21. To enter please submit names to PAC receptionist by Friday, Mar. 8 by 1 pm

Again, welcome back to the hustle and bustle of U of Wand take the time to treat yourself to some fun at the PAC this week.

THAT’S HOW MANY CANADIANS ARE SOFTBALL PLAYERS

Imprint, Friday, February 22, 1991

Athletes of the Week UpcoMINGGAM At the OUAA championshipsthis pst weekend, Hunt helped his team to it’s highest ranking in three years’ by placing fourth in the 10OM butterfly and doing well in his other events. Putting in personal best performanc+, he now ranks fourth all-time at UWinthe5OMfr&tyleandthirdal& Me in the ZOOM butterfly. Hunt now looks toward the CIAU championships *ere he ‘will’comeinthelOOMbu~yinwhich r equali&dearlierthis~~

Friday, kbnury 22 Athena V0lleylml.I OWIAA championships-at Indoor Track & Field at Toronto, 5pm WarriorHockey at &ock, 7:3Opm Saturday,

The University of Waterloo is pleased to have seiected Alison Hughes as Female Athlete of the Week Hughes, a third-year en h/ history studem from’ Stra lieI y, Ontario, has been ranked in the top 10 nationally in both pairs and fours events. This past weekend at the OWIAA cham ionships, EIughes-scored over half o P the team’s 7Opint total, finishing second in the senior similar pairs,

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The University of Waterloo is pleased to have selected Ian Hunt as MaleAthleteoftheWeek.Hunt,afirst year mech.anicaIengineering student, is from St. Catharines, Ontario.

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Sorry Ma, The Replacements

Cutlce?tHull, To!vnto Sunday,

Feb. 17

by Derek Weiler Imprint staff The Iegendq Replacements haven’t swung through Toronto all that often in the past: there was a Concert Hall gig in ‘86, and then their disastrous support slot for Tom Petty at K.ings,wood in ‘89. So a chance to see ‘em at the Concert Hall for the AII S/wok Down tour took on the stature of an Event, despite that album’s per- _ vasive lameness. First, though, let me get the ritual slagging of the opening act out of the

way. The Coo Goo Dolls, from Buffalo, were really I0ud more than anything else. They also imported a bunch of fans from Buffalo - honesto ensure a sympathetic fly audience. Alas, the volume ad the pr&ence of the converted did little to disguise the derivativeness of the band’s sound and songs. Didn’t that fake-heavy fuzzy @am rock go out with the Nav Y&k Dolls? Anyway, the Goo Goo Dolly did try something a little different to finish up their set. They trotted out an enormous black soul singer, also, from Buffalo, with the suspicious name of Lance Diamond, and he fronted them for thr,ee unexpected covers. I must admit, at first I thought this was a great idea, but those awful

renditions of songs by Prince, the Temgt;athns, and CCR were nothing short of painful to experience. Excruciating. Of course, this was all quite bearable, cos’ the reason we were all &ere smn sauntered onto the stage vacated by the Dolls. The big selling point for this Replacements tour has b&en that Paul West&erg and his bandmates have “cleaned up their act,” and are actually doing “professional” shows. Zn the past, Replacements concerts were reputedly little more than drunken coverfests; anyone going to hear “Swingin’ hty” or “Answer@ Machine” was doom&d to disa@ointment Not this time. Sunday’s show was nothing less (and nothing more) than a catalogue of the evcted. The set list (it’s hard not to imagine one existing, which says a lot in itself) featured an above all w&tuunded selection from tie most recent four albums. They devoted. just as much time to ~~and~~~edtu~~Meastheydid to tin 5 El2 a‘ Soul and Ali Shook

Down,

Good thing too. The L?qn ‘t TeZla sotll songs didn’t tie too badly, but the newest stuff tended to betray its weaknesses in the live setting. Tunes like ‘Merry Go Round” and “Someone Take the Wheel” sounded even more thin, and underwritten than they do on viny, Of the new songs, udy “Onti Wink at a Time” @.ly came kross well. W&e&erg -was clearly working hard to shed his drunken bozo imige: he played .nu cover songs, phyed wery 60 all ‘the way through, and offer 3 , emotitinal @adive, even) rendit@ of sdme df his quieter~songs. h 6&z& the sound systern was kinder tostulf.hke “Skyway” wffy$e= s;omeff:,a:~ thrtn it tit&atoutr0cke&hke%&ardsof

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s&&y*It was,after all, sjmply the l?.epkments coming out &cl-play. a bunch of Replacements w. if?esterbergmdtheboyscameoffas heroes simply by virtue of pbyins straight for once. * Igu#8dI’mbitchirrg~bthat there weti no sa.nprim. No song chuice mne out of left field, the highs w&eallpnxEctable ones. pcrrtiaps I’m q the p&t, since We&&q woUIdsay4I-@ttMackofsur@§esis surpr& in itself at a ‘Mats &CRC But I’d, r@her watch a’great band &3f their

strengths, not mereIy consolidate them. of course, none of this mattered verymu&attli&ime&band~ on&age. J was as ecstatic as anyone else with the encare: WnSaM,m ‘WtdtheDial/and-fhdlyl“Alex t3tib&” still Wdkfbelg’S most e&km&in& tMUing 23ong. The show may have been merely the Mats pla*g ‘M;rts songs, but given West&erg’s incredible talent as a songwriter, that is still no Smalt thing.

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his cover of “Mowing in the Wmd” took dn a whole new feel. 1 don’t remember the original having power chords to augment each line.

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thatNeilcanstillr&ashardashe ever did. His vqice ii still a6 sting a~ it ever was. He still k&s out some kiter riffs. He doesn’t hold artvthme back If you ever get a chance tG c&K.

Oh yeah, the guitars. They.were . dragged across &e floor, the amps,. the monitors, and other @ti., I thought the crate of axes was for Neil Young, but even the best road& need a few backups when they have to re&ring and tune twb guitars after each song Sonic Youth left a crowd that was abemately dwering and jeering. Either way, they I& their

him playing with Crazyhorse, don? miss it - how much longer can Neil possibly keep this up?

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The ability to rock is a function of youthandg&Fcwtw~hcnqNeil Young proved that he doesn’t fit hto the equation: he rocked harder than mostmenhalfhisage,andtwicehis weight The good ‘de steek’ crowd loved him. Even when he ‘ended songs with the ,same - q3losio~ of feec&ck+ that Sonic Youth were bpxd for using. the, crowd .loved l&n. When l&g Young &x+s 14 it’s Ru& ‘h “Roll - tlimflat awfulptinUr&. 9vhi&‘is the bad that play& m,lhis ‘latest album, &J&J& Glory. They .played most of the songs from that albbn as well as dipping into the Crazyhorse archives for classics like “Cinnamon GirL“ In a beat-up, r&c star sort of way, Neil ltiks like Dylan (and Keith Richards) these days, but

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Book Reviews

,FeBruary 22, 1991

South Africzi and its search for ansWerS My Traitor’s

Heart

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AnumberofSuuthAfricanwriters, poets, and playwrights have emerged to reach unusual heights of literary

lankers, Bagmen, and Bandits: Bush ms and politics in the Age of chid

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In .this age of compromise, the mpwsioned rant is a lost part of dis:oume. It has been mar@aUzed and :onsequently, ranting is now the rxclusive franchise of reIigious Sgois, fundamentali+, and political ?xtr* of al.l colours. Our ~ewswriters have lost their moral

achievement - Nadine Gordimer,. Alan Pa&n, Andre Brink, JM Coetzee, Breyten Breytenbach, and Athol Fug&d. The latter four are Afrikaaners, members of the proud, misguided, tormented “white” tribe of Africa, impelled through their art to Unravel the tortured logic of their bloodstained heritage in’ which remains imbedded that most infamous atrtity of su engineerir,g 2 l&alized apartheid.

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While these writers, for the most part, portray and dramatize the triumphs and tragedies of the people, both blackand white, caught up in the system, Rian Malarr, in this searing book, has dared to bare his own Afrikaaner soul and that of his country, by asking the far from simple question - Why? The question is all the more poiemt because it is asked by a &reyt descendant of apartheid’s architect, D.F. Malan,‘the first prime minister of

%ough thi breviiof these pieces (about Iour pages - each) is - often appealing, as they disappear like SO many sweet ideological candies, it often eliminates the possibility of constructing a truly substantial argument Nonetheless, it also means that Bankers covers a lot of ground very quickly. Throughout the book, Naylor demonstrates a mre ability to sew together various strands of governmental and corporate disease which serve to dehumanise and disenfranchise the population. He avoids being.tricked into reacting to symptoms, and instead recognizes the underlying diseases’ which form the link between events as disparate as the backroom chicanery of the Meech Lake negotiations, the fraudulent US ‘War on Drugs,” or the ‘Peace Dividend,” which has become a fiasco now that the Military Industrial Complex has found a hot war to replace the old cold one. The conventions of mainstream can __ reduce _the __acts _of sanction; thev are too ‘willing to newswriting z utter horror to lines of cold, disswallows the6 -humanity and “conpassiomte text. The blinkers which science to maintain or improve their are impased in the name of “objecposititin within a po&oned industry. tive” and. non-speculative writing Bankers, Bagmen, .and Bandits is have the power to, for exampJe, reduce,.coverage of the %%r in the an annot&d collection of pieces by Gulf to mindless jingoism and RT. Naylor, most of which first regurgitation of Coalition proappeared as a colti in Toronto’s paganda The cowardice engendered Now magazine. Each of these essays, workingtithinanindustrywhichisa withbarbedwitandbitinglanguage, carexamines and tears away at some of part of the great multi-national porateoligopoiyrobsourbestwriters the basic assumptions which our of the will to combat the massive media makes in presenting us with amounts of misinformation which “the newsA With a perceptive define our media. intelligence which bursts out from RT. Naylor is a treasure; wriMg between the words on the pages, with great ion and insight, he Naykx exarqine key socioeconomic penetrates r e layers of litter which issues which shape Qurtimes. cloud our perceptions, and reWhether it’s a piece on the Meech conte&alizes the information. In Lake Accord, or one which examines d&g so, he gives clarity and consethe long-teti environmental d&aster quence to evehts which might have being wreaked by chemical farming, found their path to desensitiz&on. the pieces in &keps, &men, and As,*. such, Bankers,q I *Bagrwq and BunBan&~ demonstrate a mind flexible I am 1s a remarkable; an liiuminaung enough to offer insight I text . significant world issues. l **

power since 1947. The author is also He looks for some litit, some sign related to Magnus Malan, South of hope in the otherwise doomed Africa’s current minister of defence. land of his birth - and finds, miraculously, a glimmer, in the very As a boy growing up in the privileged world of white South heart of battle-tom Zululand. My Africa. Malan, now 35, found it hard TmiZorls Harp comes not to a happy conclusion, but a hopeful one. to reconcile his lineage and all its Boer The book is more than a documentraditions with his innocent and genuine love of the black people he tary, more than a history, far more encountered. Later, as a crime reporthan a social commentary. Brutally honest, elegantly written, and comter on a Johannesburg daily newspaper, he came face-to-face with mandingly readable, it is a tearing effort to breakdown years, indeed the atrocities committed by the police lifetimes, of dishonesty, corruption in the name of law and order. Unable and false justification. to stomach it, fearful and despairing South Africans of all races Malan exiled himself for almost a everywhere will read it and squirm, decade. ’ ’ but will not deny it. And outside But, driven by the de& of hti South Africa the book will go far in ancestors - he can trace his roots instructing the world about the back to the first, 17th century settlers realities, the complexities, the hatreds intheCapeand by his love of the and generosities and tribal feuds that harsh, ruggedly beautiful land and its engulf this country. people,.he returned “to face his country, his t&e and his conscience” traditions. Although patently exacerthe sub-title of the book bated by the poverty and restrictions His journey is an uncom romising caused by apartheid, Malan disand painful quest for truth Ls ability covers, it is a society caught in its own as an in+estigative reporter is evident vicious cycle of violence. as he leaves ‘no stone unturned, often, this turmoil springs from searching the records, questiming the barren hills of Zululand, home of the history books, interviewing the powerful Inkatha movement dozens of people of all races and of alI whose grim opposition to the ANCpolitical, moral, and cllltural persupported United Democratic Front suasions. erupts even now in blwy violence &lan records in chilling detail, the that seemingly has so little to do with mindless, gratuitous killing of a black the apartheid system and yet is perman by a group of drunken whites. petuated by it. He describes the inhuman effects of migrant black labour on family life, Against this background of a And he stifles ti,often irrational fear ~dscape that ‘holds the souIs of its of blacks and enters their townships, sons and daughters in an almost inestheir compounds, their huts, and , capable grasp,”A Malan’s _ - search-_ turns their horn& to talk with them. up some expIanations buried deep in Within this huge black-society he the country’s many-faceted historical discovers groups ai diverse as anypsyche - fear, revenge, tenitoriaIism where in the world, divided. often bitand intolerance - which demand terly, in their poI.itics, ‘b&e& and easier-said-than-done solutions. l

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their inception in Athens, Georgia in 1980 through their hugely successful Green world tour in 1989. There’s not even anything really new here: most of the quotes from band members are dram from articles published in well-known magazines like Spin and Roilhg Stone. The most interesting parts of the book are its opening chapter, which relate the story of REM’s early, early d+ys. They played their first @g at a arty in an abandoned church, soon Panded gigs at local clubs like Tvone’s, and were so instantly pop ular ‘that within six months they “owned the town.” Not content, they began touring neighbouring states like North Carolina, they cut a single (‘Radio Free Europe”) and the rest, as they say, is history. And it is history, cos’ there’s nothing else in this book that an REM fan won’t already know. Admittedly, there is a whole slew of realry cool pictures, some of ‘em dating back to the very first gig. But Fletcher offers no insiiht, no criticism, even. You’d think this was an”Official”biography, except even the band’wouldn’t tion something so boring and noncommittal. Skip it unless hagiography is your thing. saw-

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After the thirties, the big band sound had reached a zenith it would never surpass. A new sound was gaining popularity in the east, one that was to change jazz forever; Be-bop. I ITI the early forties, Dizzy Gillespie and Kenny Clarke pioneered a sound in small New York bars like Minton’s and Monroe%. It developed from open-ended jam sessions after closing time, when musicians’ regular gigs were over. There, these young players experimented Mth the theoretical discussions of Thelonius Monk, Tadd Dameron, and Mary Lou+Uiams, all of whom were challenging accepted standards in jazz composition and theory. The development occurred at a time when SW@ bands were producing fossilized big band jazz. The sound has its origins in players like Coleman Hawkins, Art Tatum, and Duke Ellington, with their harmonic elaboration, as well as the melodic ffeedom of LRster Young and Roy Eldrige. The beat was influenced by Basic’s rhythm section, specifically its air tight looseness, led by Jo Jones..To describe the sound in words is not only difficult, it’s silly, bebop has such distinct sound quali~es that once heard, is not easily-forgotten. Of the more important developmbnts from bebop was the creation of the jazz musician as artist and ego. Except for a few leaders of big bands, jazz musicians did not have a sense of presence, until bop. And the man who overshadowed them all in the forties was. Charlie Parker. Charlie Parker, or Bird, gave real life to the sound that the small groups were toying with. So mu& life that his figure dominated the scene until his premature death in 1955. Butmore about that later, let’s get right to the good stuff and examine two of Bird’s discs. ‘The Best of Bird on Savoy” is arguably the best single collection of Bird available. Released on CD by SJ RFords, the disc is pure jazz gold. There are fourteen tracks, during which his quintets steam through some hot stuff. The players, in the various incarnations of parker’s quintet,~ilrwent on to make big names for themselves in jazz in the fifties and beyond; Dizzy Gillespie, Miles Davis, Max Roach, Bud Powell, Duke Jordan, and John Lewis. The recording, taken from sessions from ‘45 to ‘48, include some of ,Bird’s . best known maw ‘farker’s Mood,” ‘Xo Ko,” “B&d Gets the Worm,” “Milestones,” the list goes air. Thr&ghout the playing you can hear how Bird takes advanced European harmonics and deploys them at lightning sped, yet with a linear grace. He revolutionizes the way the saxophone is treated in jazz, every player from then on hqs been affected by him in some way. Onlypianistshadplayedwiththefreed~mthatParkerbroughttothesaxophone, and then bop brought to other instruments, from the flute to the I bass. The way in which Bird responds to Roach on drums reveals how he is always conscious of rhythms. He takes dficult theoretical variations and plays them as if there was nothing to it. Do not be fooled into thinking that what is happening is at all easy. Even today, players still have difficulty playing some of his pieces, ones that for him were only a slow jog around the Sta e. b the disc you can clearly hear his distinctive alto saxophone sound. It pulses as if it were alive, winding around, slinking through, and sliding down%rhythrns and scales of pleasant beauty. His sidemen are no slouch either, but I’ll go into depth with them over the next few weeks. The other disc is on Verve’s Corn act Jazz series. Titled simply “Charlie _ yarker,” the disc contains material K om many different s&ions and with Fy different set-ups. Sometimes in a quartet, sometimes fronting a big band, Parker is always in charge, but in his relaxed and easy style. While some of the big band leaves something to be desired the smaller groups give a good over all impression of how Bird utiIizes all his playee. Playing an assortment of his own material and standards, Parker turns in excellent tracks, like “Bloomdido,” with Thelonius Monk(p), Dizzy Gillpie&), and Buddy Rich(d). Also fine, ‘tiver Man/with Red Rodney(tp), . John Lewis(p), Ray Brown(b) and Kenny Cl&ke(d). But my favorite is “Au Privave,” with ‘Miles Davis(tp) and Max R&h(d). Roach’s drumming appears wild and uncontrolled, .only contained by Miles’ and Bird’s quick flying tones which keep Roach in check Other notable personnel are Freddie Green, Oscar Peterson, Charles Mingus, Gil Evans, Shelly Marine, Junior Collins, Hank Jones, and Percy Heath. Bird always played with the best, primarily rhythm players; those on drums, bass and piano. Next week, a beginning of those artists who only came into their own after Bird’s death, and the movements they influencetj and establislhed,

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music, ’ presided over by B&t MaAdo, who wrote and performed theninesongsonthistape~ Nexus explores a variety of moods andtextureswithintheboundariesof its instumental songs, primarily played on keyboards and synthe&en. Songs range b length from 20 minutes to less than three, but are never boring. never overlong and never underde*e@ed. Side One’s ‘x” is g personal favourite, a powerful song driven by a heavy drum-box pattern and angry welts of distorted electric guitar over. top m&g keyboards. Mamldo is clearly idh.~mced by Industrial Music but llejeds’fhe Limitations of that scene. Side Two’s “The Depths”

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for example contains pop touche that would not sound out of place a the instrumental track of a Phi Collins single. Whetherhe is writing in a techno pop mode, or exploring the fA r reaches of electronic music, as in thr e 20-minute “Nessus Centaur, H Maraldo’s sense of craftsmanship ant i so -writing is clearly evident. N&U S is Te ectmnic music to be listened k 1 and enjoyed by an audience, and no t just the masturbator drivel so man] ? artists in: this genre seem driven tc1 create. 7, For fans of synthe&erte&no-r& and lfangerine L mm-k in. strumentals, highly recommended.

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LOG, power struggles, sex, war. Friendship. Meaningful relation: ships. A polio epidemic. * Even ‘cannibalism. AU the joys and tragedies of life are observed through Jane Goodall’s “windog on a community of chimpanzees. If the cl-kiinpanzees of Bnzania’s Gombe Stream Research Centre could talk, says Jane Goodall, one of their myths ‘might be abqut White Ape, “greeted initially with fear and Inger, but whose coming led, eventually, to the provision of bananas.” But for 30 years now, White Ape herself (that is, Gdall) has been the tip’s mythographer - alSo their historian, suciologist, psycholo@st, qnd guardian angel. (Had paleontologist Luuis Leakey not sent Godall ti, Gpmbe tostudy chimpsin 1940, their now-protected habitat would long since have been ovm byhumans.). * .. This week - February 11-16 Tanzania will salute her achievements ‘x&& Gombe 30 Wildlife Week, a series of educational and fund-raising activities sponsored by the nationat government and tivate grow. . : When Qodall first set foot on the ihores of Lake Ta+nyika she began studying its c-s and eventily established the research station

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of ‘alp&imale.” In one scene right out of ‘“The Godfather,” one d&ated rival “presed his mouth p Figan’s thigh. Arid Fii . . . laid a munificent md on the bowed h&d before him.” 7hwu~h a. Window, a fakinating story of her studies, is as &qA.ing asa novel - with memorabIe.characten both good and bad ‘There is Figan, whose long struggk~obecome

the aI ha (dominant) male involved camp Pex, changing relationsl$pswith his brother and h& best friend There is Flo, who, w.hFn she died at nearly 50, had lived a life filled with pb ose and who, Goodall movingly reTt tes, “taught me to honour the role of the mother ir! society, and to appreciate not only th& immeasurable impor‘tance t0 a child of good mothering but ako the utter joy and contenhent

Goodall also tells of Passion, another mother, and her daughter Porn, infant4illers and tinnibals, who “made it unsafe for mothers and their newborn babies to walk through the seeming peace of the forest.” Along ‘the way, Goodall tells subsidiary stories: biographies, family dramas, a four-year war with a splinter group, sexual adventures and misadventures. She shows many examples of the chimps’ extraordinary intelligence. She and her staff were the among the first to spot chimnzees fashioning tools outside of a r boratory L in this case to catch termites and ants. She .also saw them intimidate their enemies with rocks and clubs, and watched them go to war, just as animals of higher intelligence do. ,Where she is heading is the penultimate chapter, “Our Shame”: a reminder of how humanity’s closest relatives suffer at our hands, qecialIy in research laboratories. Despite her love for them, Goodall never confu~ chimps with humans. Only humans, she says, are ca ble of evil; similarly, our capacities rp”or compassion and altruism are immeasurably greater. But after 2Wodd pages emphasizing these creatures’ family bonds, their long periqd of childhood dependency and their ruthlessness abut sex and puwet - we feel the kinship. And when Soodall visits a lab in Miuyland,‘we shareher horror at “the nightmare world into which I was ushered by smiling, white-coated men.” We have a lot to learn from Jane Goodall - about ,chimFees and about

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