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Sign-up sheets and workshop preparation handouts available in Careei Services, NH 1001, the week prior to workshop. Classes held in NH1020.

Sunnyside Home is lookjng for evening and weekend receptionists. Week days between 4:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. and on weekends between 8:30 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. These positions will give people a chance to both work with seniors and meet the Dublic. If interested contact Chris Camkron, 893-8482, ext. 303.

Satiy Hours! -take advantage of special Saturday hours to research employers, occupations, educational work/study abroad and opportunities, more. March 9 - 11:30 a.m. to 3:3O p.m.

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Student Volunteer Centre refers UW students and staff, who are interested in volunteering, to organiiations on campus and within the K-W Community. Open Mondays and Thursdays 11:OO a*m. to ’ ‘O” Pm.

Planning for a Career - 1 hour - the foundation upon which all job search Volunteers needed to gather information activities are based. Wed., Mar. 6 - 6:00 on local MISSING PERSONS and to 7:00 p.m. UNSOLVED HOMICIDES as oat-t of a National Campaign. More iniormation Job Sear& - 1 hour - a look at creative and traditional methods of fihding jobs. available in the Student Volunteer CenTues., Feb. 12 - lo:30 to II:30 ; Mon., tre, CC150A, ext. 2051 (Monday and Thursday 11 a.m. - 1 p.m.) Mar. 18 -1 I:30 to 12130 p.m. Summer Jobs - 1 hour - learn how to discover the array of summer jobs available. Mon., Mar. 4 - 3:30 to 4:30 p.m.

SCHolrR8HIP NOTBCRS

Overseas Jubs - 1 hour - discover ways and means of finding jobs overseas. A plicatim deadline is January 31, Thurs., Feb. 7 -2:30 to 3:30 p.m. 11 91, unless otherwise stated: ****** Researching Employers - 1 hour - how to FACULTY OF locate information about employers to ENGINEERING prepare for job selection and interviews. Mon., Feb. 4 - 3:30 to 4:30 p.m. Keith Car Memorial Award - available to 3rd or 4th year Chemical Eng. hfozznational Interviews/Networking - Chevron Canada Ltd. Scholarship 1 hour - enhance your proficiency. Wed., deadline March 28 - available to 3B WinMar. 6 - 7:00 to 8:00 p.m. ter term. John Deere Ltd. Scholarship - deadline Rosame Writing- 1 hour-techniques for March 28 - available to 3B Mechanical writing an effective chronological, mod- Eng. ified resume. Tues., Mar. 5 -11:3O to Charles E. DeLeuw Transportation 12:30 ; Thurs., Mar. 14 - 12:30 to 1:30 Scholarship - deadline”Feb. 28 - availp.m. able to 46 Civil Eng. - Special Application. Dow Chemical Canada Scholarship available to 36 Chemical Eng. Lettt?r Writing - 1 hour - letters can be an Gandalf Data Limited Award - deadline important key to getting your job. Tues., Feb. 28 - available to 1B and above, Mar. 5 - 12:30 to I:30 ; Thurs., Mar. 14 Elect.. Sys. De., or Comp. Eng. 1:30 to 2:30. Muraia-Erie North America Inc. Award - ,m deadline March 28 - available to 36 Elec- 1’ InterviewSkiilsI-1 hour-tipsonhowto .* IA-& r;ompurer*-. tng. r-maI 0 prepare effectively for job interviews. Ready Mixed Concrete Assoc. of Ontario # Tues., Feb. 5 - 3:30 to 4~30 ; Wed., Mar. Award deadline March 28 available to 13 - 6:00 to 7:00 p.m. 3B Civil Ens. R Alan W. Shattuck Memorial Bursary - ‘H Intmvie~ Skills II - 1 hour - “hands-on” available to 4th yr. Civil En@ . m session where you can practice answerShell Canada Ltd. Award - deadline H ing questions usually asked in interviews. March 1 - available to 3rd or 4th year. m Jack Wiseman Award -available to3rd or m Tues., Feb. 5 - 4:30 to 4:30 ; Wed., Mar. 4th yr. Civil Eng. students whose work . 13 - 7:00 to 8:00 p.m. term report has been grad.ed as Inkrview Skills III - 2 hours - practice outstanding and must focus on Con- wI br Project Management. selling your skills. Mon., Mar. 11 - 12:30 struction Deadline: March 1. to, 2:30 p.m. MS. Yokes i Partners Ltd. Scholarship deadline March 28 - available to 3B Civil Eng. # -Yourselfin the Job tnterview -2 m l/2 hours - expressing yourself more FACULTY OF ., successfully. Wed., Feb. 6 - 6130 to 9:00 ARTS p.m. in NH3001 ; Tues., Mar. 12 - 3:30 to Arts Student Union Award - deadline 6:00 p.m. Feb. 28 - available to undergraduate students who are actively involved in Preparing for the Job Search - Saturday, University Student Affairs with a minimum overall average of 70% Mar. 9. - “hands-on” workshop for James C. McKeonev.Memorial Award graduating students. lo:30 to 12:30 - deadline Feb. 28: av’ailable to upper year determining your interests and strengths, Arts with outstandina Derformance and/ and defining important aspects of the or extra-curricular &vities in the Hisjob. 12130 to I:00 - bring your lunch. 1100 panic Area - one in PeninSuhr Spanish to 2:45 - researching occupations in the Studies and one in Spanish AmericaH Career Resource Centre. 3:00 to 5:00 - Studies. ; selling your qualifications in a resume and interview. FACULTY OF MATHEMATICS B+I 75 Anniversary Electrohome Scholarship deadline March 28 availGraduating Students able to 38 Computer Science. Interviews 1991 - Jan. 7 to Feb. 8. Graduate II is available on Friday, January.4. Late Postings begin on a weekly basis starting January 14.

Free lectures presented by WLU and University of Waterloo every Monday at noon at the Main Branch of the Kitchener Public Library. January 14 to April 8 excluding Easter. Winter topics are: February 4 - Special needs students: the post-secondary level February 11 - Atmospheric disaster February 18 - A retrospect of the oral history program at KPL February 25 - Artificial intelligence March 4 - The past, present, and future of church music March 11 - Perspectives on Lester B. Pearson March 18 - Endangered spaces: Yukon national parks March 26 - Free Trade after one year April 8 - Natural alternatives to a lawn

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Student Career Advisors Office hours begin week of Jan. 7 ; for information on times and locations, inquire in NH1001 or phone 888-4047. Environmental Careers Thurs., Mar. 7, ‘1130 to 2:30, NH1020.

CARRLR RESOURCE CLNTRI _---I - we are open from 8:30 Are needed to assist two blind students Extended Hours a.m. to 7:00 p.m. every Thursday. Our with library searches, reading and essay writing. If anyone would like to volunteer to help these students, please contact abroad, and Rosemary Ambrose, Services for Per- opportunities, work/study sons with Disabilities, NH 2051, X2229. more.

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Women’s Centre - holds meetings at 7 p.m. in room 217 ’ at 3:30 p.m. (The Wnmn’n fk7trel““,. k* III are welcome! ,.w.m.w,I - --.

JazzChoir-comeoutandjointhefunfrom 2:45 - 3:45 at Siegfried Hall (near St. hOlTES COlkge). NO auditions. For more infd call Chery, 746-5236.

How of Debates - argues vehemently about and evelything in Physics - anything --313 at 5:30 p.m. P ‘Jew members always __.^ L----l D,,, wercome! WUI r*,, aarldy 884-5910 or Paul

Womyn’s Group - this term rather than Thursday meetings we will have Monday night drop-in in the GLLOW office. See “Mondays” for details.

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GLKIW (Gay and Lesbian Liberation of ,*,-+-J-,\ L-IA- --ffeehouses from 9-l 1 vvalenyy’ r!“‘U” “y .-.C.-.PhW-Wt fJ.111. III 1uuIII ,04 of the Modern Languages Building. The GLLOW phoneline is staffed weekdays 7-10 pm., providing information and peer counselling. Message at other times; call 884r\l r-L,*, ULVVV.

Feminist Discussion Group. Meets every Wednesday from 7:00 to 9:00 pm. at . . ..aL..“I1 NlY ..-I--,

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t0 discuss issues of injustice. The SCM is nrnl r?haHmnm r’~?ny’“uy m that bmrw.-..“mm-..Jr’pled to live.. out their For more .* - faith .in action. . c-n*caA lntormatlon call tiennle at Sm-u5u4 or Dave at 884-1177.

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G~W vdleyb;lll nights are back: at 7-9 p.m. Call 884-GLOW for details.

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l!l Gmt films of France brought to you .by. A -. - . .a UW Film Society. Please reter totneweeKly calendar for details.

Do ym, think you have a drinking proSlavic Students Society meets at 5 to 7 blem? Perhaps Alcoholics Anonymous m p.m. Everyone welcome (non-majors too!) can help. Weekly meetings open to the . Check bulletin boards in ML for location. public held in the Health & Safety Building - !I * Meeting Room (ask receptionist) on l The English Society meets at 4130 p.m. in Fridays at 12:30 pm. or call 742-6 783. lil H .H .262. For more info call ext. 2339. New members are always welcome! Chinese ChrisFellowship meetings every Friday at 7:oQ pm. at WLU seminary building, room 201. Contact Mike Liu at 747-4065 for rides. Career Resource Centre Extended Hours 8:30 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. Our resources include information on various occupations, employers, educational opportunities, work/study abroad, and more.

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Concerned about t he government debt, national - .-. unh - ‘--I -and- c;anada’s role in inter-* national politics? If so, the PC. Youth Association at UW wants you! Come to Fed i Hat1 Lounge at 5:30 p.m. or call Paul at 1725-5417.

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Spw Action is the annual student and facultv concert oresented by the University of Wderloo Daice Dept. Th& perfckmanc6 will be at the Humanities Theatre March 16 at 8:00 p.m. and March 17 at 2:30 p.m. Tickets can be purchased at the t-lumanities Box Office, 8854280.

FASSWritersMeetings-come beapartof the crew who write that crazy yearly show. Everyone welcome (we mean it). 7:30 pm. MC5158.

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offiine - Waterloo’s literary periodical. Now accepting submissions. Use Offline drop-box in the Fed Office, CC. Call 7257973 for more info.

Laymen-s cv n. I .-.AIC Sluay. Ur;ldO4- at 7:3O pm. All are w~knrne. ._-,--...-. .For -- mnre . ..-.- information. . . - .. ..-_.- -I call -~ 884-5712.

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Canah Meration of University Women - KW - Oonations needed for main fundraising event of books for our 27th Annual Used Book Sale. To donate call our pickup committee at 884-4866, 576-8645, 884-0633 or 885-4247. .

Come and be a part of the Caribbean Student Association (CSA) every Thursday starting Jan, 17 in CC138. Lots of interesting events are scheduled for this term. See you there!

Wmn=‘n - &nub - Womyn will answer the ---r ,$,~~~*~nn,+,v p+’,“I I” l.IV, ,UUJ “in\ . .mvhts - call 884-GLOW, A~Q-I rather m-m..-. then .. .-. . regular meetings on fiy&avs. ,-’ droo - -r biy the GLLOW office Man&vs .-.-. “-I - from 7-11) to browse the library, blk to oth&-$&+-&, -, ,vy. , ._, .J ni_Y.. nr ilmt harm it

The Social Justice Action Group meets regularly throughout the term to coordinate educational events and civil disobedience actions ranging from speakers and leafletting to blockades. Past actions have included the Dis ARMX campaign, NATO out of Nitassinan actions and ongoing solidarity with the Innu, Christmas Anti-War Toys action, and a continual focus on non-violent resistance to militarism. For details, call 884-3465.

HAVE YOU registered for your new Ontario Health Card?? After Jan. 1, 1991, you’ll be asked to present your new Ontario Health Card for health sen/ices in Ontario. For further info about registering, please call your local Ministry of Health Office.

Frhds is a school volunteer program where a child is paired with a volunteer, establishing a one-to-one relationship to build the child’s self-esteem and confidence. Urgent need: male and female volunteers. Call 742-4380.

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Hkwthre - offers a safe, fully screened introduction service to people interested in shared accommodation. Homeshare is a program sponsored by the Social Planning Council, Region of Waterloo, and the Ministry of Housing, for details call 5789094.

1991 British Universities Summer Schools Program - Birmingham, London or Oxford - registration before March 31, 1991. For further info and application forms may be obtained from: Awards Division, Association of Universities and Colleges of Canada, 151 Slater Street, Ottawa, Ontario, Kl P 5N 1. (613) 5631236.

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Field Study Program in the Himalayas, India. July 10 - August 20, 1991. Cost: Approximately $2,000.00 , return airfare will be paid -by C.I.D.A. (subject to approval). For an application and other info write to: India Field Study Program, Dept. of Environment & Resource Studies, University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ont., N2L 3Gl. Completed applications with three references must be received by February 1, 1991.

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WATSFIC - the Waterloo Science Fiction Club, is holding meetings at 6:30. Come out and meet other fans of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Comics, Wargames, or Roleplaying games. Check in the Clubs Room (CC21 5) for further details.

Writers’ Workshop: 2-4 p.m. in Psych. Lounge (PAS Building). Poetry, short stories, scripts, novels, etc. Bring pencils, a 1 copies, and an open, critical mind. Looking for a friendly environment to have both intellectual discussions and fun? Join our weekly discussions at 7:30 p.m., Campus Centre room 138. Association for Baha’i Studies. All ‘welcome! m l

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Laymen’s Evangelical Fellowship evening sen/ice.7;00 pm.at 163 University Ave. W. (MSA), apt 32 1. All are welcome. For more information, call 884-57 12. FASS Writers Meetings - those writers are at it again, and they want Help write the shows that millions raved about. 7:30 p.m. MC Everyone welcome.

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Bagels! The Waterloo Jewish Students Association/Hillel oresents a weekly Baaqel Brunch every Thuisday from 11:36 amyto University Chapel Worship Service, Keffer Memorial Chapel, Waterloo Lutheran 1:30 pm. in the Campus Centre - Check Seminary - 11 ;OO a.m. - an opportunity for irvith Turnkeys for the room number. all campus people and others to par7 ticipate in a regular Sunday worship serloin the Warriors Band! Practice every Thursday at 5130 pm. in the PAC, room vice of Word and Sacrament. Information* Chaplain Graham E. Morbey, Chaplains 2012 (Blue North). New and old members Office, MC 4002, ext. 3622. welcome. We can provide instruments.

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Activists Last Saturday, January 26, I had the pleasure of joining 200,000 peace demonstrators in a march through the streets of Washington DC. The demonstration, organized by the National Campaign for Peace in the Middle East, conveyed a clear message to US President George Bush: the thinking American public does not support the war against Ira . ?h e march began at the west steps the Capitol build@ wound its way onto Pennsylvania Ave, passing behind the White House and finishing with a ra.Ily at the Ellipse, in front of the White House. The rally lasted for over an hour with speakers including Democratic R+esentative Charles B. Range1 of New York, Rev. Jesse Jackson, and Molly Yard, president of the National organization for Women Brenda Reed, a war widow from Oklahoma, was particularly moving with her speech on the senselessness

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by Paul Done Imprint staff It was a busy weekat UW when the 200,000 delegates repres&ing Ontario university students from 31 member schools arrived to take part in the bi-annual OFS General Meeting. The five-day conference, which began in earnest on Monday, January 13, and finished on Friday, January 18 featured numerous committee meetings, plenary sessions, and workshops. The plenary sessions, which took place in the Great Hall of the Campus Centre, were the most visible aspect of the General Meeting to most Waterloo students. These plenary sessions produced much of the most divisive and contentious debate, much of which was concerned with motions regarding the unfolding of events in the Gulf. Approximately a dozen motions regarding the Gulf situation were put forward during the plenary sessions. One of the most controversial motions put forward was one which called for the removal of troops from the Gulf region. The other motions put forward were generally of a more peace-positive stance, rather than opposing the actions of one particular side in the dispute. One of the most important decisions that was made during the was t0,selec-t

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selected were the conflict in the Persian Gulf; to raise awareness of, and to attempt to prevent, racism on university campuses; and to fight the recommendation which was made bv the Council of Ontario Universities’ which proposed massive fee hikes, of 40 per cent or more. A first action which was undextaken with regard to the Gulf conflict

was to rededicate January 29, originally scheduled to be a day of action on underfunding to be a day of action on the Gulf. F’art of this recommendation which was ignored by many universities, was to call for a class strike on the 29th. Waterloo’s Federation of Students did, however, organize an all-day teach-in at Federation HalI to coincide with the

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viewpoint was humam ‘tarian and simply put: “Support our troops bring them home!” Although some pro-war activists labelled the peace demonstrators unpatriotic or unAmerican., there are no more patriotic AmericansthanthoseImarchedwith - American flags abounding. They axe those seeking a truly kinder, gentler nation, They have realized that an America that exploits and brutalizes third world nations is neither great nor strong. They believe that the founding principles of the United States must be applied globally, in other words, America must treat the world with the same respect that it demanded for itself in its Declaration of Independence. The event was extremely uplifting and empowering. I was given hope, knowing that the people of the US see through their President’s rhetoric and do not support his war, hope because they support the people in Iraq and both armed forces as people, and that they are united against an unjust war. ‘The people united, can never be defeated.”

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Day of Action. An issue of some contention has been OFS’ policy of taking stands on non-educational issues. During this conference the Queen’s University delegates put forward a motion ‘which stated that OFS had the “obligation and responsibility to deal with national and international issues.” The motion was passed.

This stand, however,* produced discontent among two of OFS’ biggest members, Western and Waterloo. Dean Beltsis, Vice President External of the University of Western Ontario’s University Students’ Council, stated that he felt Western should pull out of OFS because they dealt with too many non-educational issues; ‘It was extremely discouraging to see student leaders I . . more concerned about discussing a motion on vegetarian eating than discussing overcrowding in classrooms.” ’ John Vellinga, former President of Waterloo’s Federation of Students, expressed his own discontent in a tetter to Itnprint (the full text of which appears on page 9); “I sincerely believe that the OFS and CFS policies and actions are usually contrary to the ma&tream of student opinion. This must be stopped.” Another motion that was passed attempts to ensure parity of gender among delegates to future OFS con. ferences. The subject of the meetings that were held included a discussion with a representative from the Spicer Commission on Canadian unity, a session on underfunding with Doug Wright, UVVs Dean, sessions on Gay and Lesbian rights, AIDS awareness, Women’s committees, and panels on sexual harassment

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...that was Michael Levine’s description of America’s War en Drugs. The former Drug Enforcement Agency undercover operative spoke to an audience of about 100 at Fed Hall last Thursday. An interview and a partial transcription af his speech will appear in a future issue. Photo by Dave Thomson

The events of the past summer, beginning with Cree MLA Hijah Harper’s eff dive veto of the Meech I&e Accord, and then the violent confrontation between Mohawk Warriors, and Police and Canadian Military over a land dispute, were a shocking awakening for many Canadians who have been little concerned with, or unaware of, the struggle of Native Peoples in Canada for the right to selfdetermination. It remains to be seen how Canadians as a whole will resflrnd F demands by Native people renewed “international relationship” between their respective societies. It is difficult for many to grasp the idea that within the boundaries of the country we call Canada, there have existed, since before the arrival of the first Europeans, dozens of discrete nations which, as well as being culturally distinct from the rest of Canadian society, maintain that they have never surrendered their sovereignty - their right to nationai self-determination. In an attempt to foster an environment in which more people in the university and local community can come to grips with the meaning of self-determination for Native People, the Student Christian Movement, supported by the Federationof Students’ Public Issues Board and the Institute of Peace and Conflict Studiqs, is spo~ring a speaker and discussion series entitled ‘First Peoples Speak: Perspectives on Self Determination from Six Nations of the Grand River.” The series will be an opportunity to hear Native people’s perspectives on a variety of topics relating to self-determination. While recognizing the cultural and political diversity of indigenous peoples in Canada, the series focuses on the perspectives of Iroquois people from the nearby Brantford area, and draws on speakers from community. On February 6, Tom I-Ii& an art historian and director of the Brantford Woodland Cultural Centre, will give a talk and slide show entitled “Whose

History is it Anyway?“, in an attempt to expIain why “First Nations’ people tl~ink the way they do” in relation to their political and cukural history. Tom Hill will make some reference to Native Art On February 14, Chef Harvey Longboat and Chief Wikm Montour will speak Chief Longboat represents a hereditary form of Iroquoian government which exists in continuity with the governments of ancient Iroquoian past Chief Montour is a representative of an elective system of Iroquoian government with a more recent history. These two

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FinaIIy, on February 28, Sara Smith and Rebecca Jameson will present their insights on “Continuity and Renewal in Iroquois Society.” Sara Smith will speak personally on Native Spirituality, and Rebecca Jameson will talk about her involvement in programs of education designed for Iroquoian youth. All of the talks will include time for questions and discussion, and will occur from 7:3&9:30 pm in the chapel at the Conrad Grebel Residence.

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by Tess Sliwinski Federation President It’s that time of the year again! On Saturday February 9, 1991, the Federation of Students will be hosting its annua1 Winterfest event. This year we are txyins something completely different: there will be no tgnt. Daytime

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Environmental Conference held at Queen’s by Birrh Behmann +cial to Imprint “Most university students are not settled into a career with set obligations. You people are in a unique position to affect social change.” this message was part of Elizabeth May’s opening address to the First University MtiOMl Canadian Environmental Conference held at Queen’s University, this past weekend. Ms. May, executive director of Cultural Survival Canada and Iegendary environmental activist, used the example of the Gulf oil spill in her speech to emphasize the interconnectedness of social and environmental issues. The Queen’s Environmental Committee, a branch of the student ovemment, organized the conf erence to enable students from across Canada to share concerns and ideas - to set-up formal communications as the Canadian University Student Environmental Network (CUSEN’). The majority of u&versities from Ontario and the Maritime provinces were in attendance. (Stronger representation from both Quebec and the western provinces will be a specific goal of next year’s conference, This year, the University of Victoria was the only campus west of Ontario that was represented.) Waterloo was represented by seven environmental studies students. Conference activities were split amongst lectures, workshops and a panel discussion. The fmt speaker on Saturday, Doug Regan, the National _ Administrator of the Environmental Youth Alliance, shared his experience\ in organizing a national network of high-school students. He was excited about the creation of CUSEN, and its potential to eventually become an interactive communication link between secondary and post-secondary students. To follow, George Anderson, Assistant Deputy Minister of Finance, spke about the integration of environmental and economic concerns. “As part of the Green Plan, we are working with environmental scientists at Environment Canada, in order to discover ways of internalizing the environmental impacts of goods and services.” During the question period, students challenged him to reconsider using conventional indicators of growth and quality, like the GNP, which actually rises when there *are car accidents and oil spills.

The workshops divided students into three groups to discuss the role and function of CUSEN. In Communicahn and Networking it was decided that CUSEN will send out a bi-monthly newsletter in both French and English to all of the university campuses across Canada. The SnUctuw workshop decided to establish a CUSEN Steering Committee, composed of four regional representatives. A &dent from M&faster was chosen to represent the Ontario region. In Arjvocacy apld Future Role, students decided that CUSEN would function as a network and as a nonpartisan forum. It is hoped that this will encourage country-wide, student-based groups to share information and ideas concerning a broad range of social and environmental issues on tiniversity campuses and in university communities. The most interesting and lively moment at the conference was during a panel diiion on “Industry and Grassroots Perspective on Environmental Action” One of the panel members, Charles krguson, Director of Environmental Affairs at INCO, was verbally assailed by some of the students in the audience. Students were expressing their frus-

Events:

1) Men’s and women’s “competitive” Ball Hockey Tournament on the PAC patio from 9:30 am until 5:30 pm (prizes for 1st and 2nd place team). 2) Co-ed snow-flag football tournament on the Village Green from 9: 30 am until 9: 30 pm. This tourney is co-presented by the UW Feds and the Science Society. Points will be awarded for touchdowns, ozigi&ity, best team name, best costumes, loudest cheers, most sport-like conduct, etc. (prizes for lst, Znd, and 3rd place teams). 3) Ice sculpture contest on the kllage Green. It’s sponsored by the Math Society, x2324. Registration forms for the ball hockey and flag-football tournamer& are available at either your society office or the Fed Office (CC Room 235). Entry deadline is Tuesday, February 5 at 4:00 pm. All entry forms must be returned to the Fed Office. Molson Breweries is donating all tournament prizes to be awarded in the evening at Federation Hall. All tanning scores must be checked at the Bombshelter throughout the day. The nighttime events include the First Annual Hot Tub Party at Fed Hall, where admission is free. Two 12person hot tubs will be situated at the ub for your enjoyment. Wear your ri3vourite beach attire and participate in Limbo and Hula Hoop contests to win valuable prizes. Be sure to be there early to enhance your chances of winning! Anyone who attends the hot tub party will automatically qualify to win a tip for two to a warm and exotic

tration at Mr. Fbguson for dodging questions about INCO’G mistreatment of native workers at its Indonesian nickel operation. The conference ended off on a much positive note; Brock Dickinson, Youth Ambassador to the United Nations Environment Programme, gave the closing address. “Students are ready to make changes to their lifeslq7les for their environment.

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Preaching to the converted?.I Since the beginning of the Gulf War, we have been inundated with information which is rarely useful and often redundant. The mainstream media, the sole murce of information for many, concentrates on presenting the most current information, often sacrificing accuracy and dept& As a result, discussion rarely probes the real interests at stake and seldom addresses the history behind the current conflict As I write this, there are four very conservative guests on the MacNeilLehrer Newshour discussing the tactical effectiveness of one skirmish between US Marines and Iraqi troops. Talk about not being able to see the forest for the trees. I’ve found myself falling into the trap of apathy that I’m sure is familiar to many; it’s so easy to just glance through The Globe every couple of days, and turn on the TV at night to catch the latest update on the war. I can get a current body count, a blurb on some nifty weapon that the US just rolled out, and speculation on whether or not the latest SCUD attack is armed with chemical weapons. All in about five minutes. And I’m left without any basis to form much of an opinion on the whole mess.

So I’ve started looking around for more meaningful information. From both sides of the issue. This pasf Tuesday, two on-campus events offered the promise of meaningful insight into, and discussion of, the Gulf crisis. The first offering was a Teach-In, presented by the Feds and the Coalition Against War in the Gulf, that was held during most of the day at Fed Hall. The second, held Tuesday evening, was a departmental discussion which was sponsored by the Political Science Students’ Association. Ail were welcome to attend both events. The posters for the Fed Hall Teach-In promised at least two speakers on each topic. I hoped that they would each present a different viewpoint Unfortunately, that didn’t occur. The speakers tended to present the same, leftist, view of the situation. The same view, I might add, that most of the audience members already shared. If someone had a question, he orshe had to voice it into a lone microphone at the front of the audience. Hardly the type of atmosphere to spark any type of discussion, much less a debate. Rather than an alternative to the mainstream media, we got the same one-sided treatment with a dif-

ferent message. A new twist to an old theme. In contrast, the less formal discussion, sponsored by the Political Science Students’ Association, held that evening proved to be very informative. Four speakers were present, each talking for about 6fteen minutes, with the last hour serving as a question and answer session. Although the speakers were called in on short notice, they all presented excellent talks on the matter. Each covered different aspects of the conflict, such as the interests that are at stake, America’s agenda, “New World Order,” why the coaIition forces should be involved, myths and realities of the war, and the beneficiaries and losers in this conflict. The best ping you can do for yourself dur_ing this crisis is to stay informed, Don’t rely on one source of information, or fixate on the latest news from the front. The media tries to convince us that we need the most current information. The latest to pass through the censors’ reality filter. Don’t forget that anything coming from the Gulf has the seal of

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TO glibly assert that the Kuwaiti oil spill w-ill have only localized consequences iS myopic at best, and downright fallacious atworst; if the oil slick is allow;d to burn, I’m sure it is

obvious to those concernedabout the greenhouse effect that we should be worried. In the modem world, there are no local effects anymore, everything has some form of global For example, the interconnectedness. agricultural damage to the Middle East will not only devastate local economies and the gene pool of the wheat there, but wiI.l have a profound effect on any new cultivars that North American horticulturists hope to develop in the future. Besides being at times one-sided, I caught a few bits of misinformation. One of the last speakers seemed to counsel people that they too could be conscientious objector if they were called up for military service. That is true in the U.S., but there is no such provision in Canada, which the speaker seemed to suggest: there was. (In Canada, you have to be a Mennonite, 1 believe.) One member in the audience, in an aside to me, planned to hurl a coffee mug at the last group of speakers, intent on demonstrating the action of a “defenseless Palestinian,” hoping to jolt everyone in the hall into feeling the

daily routine of an Israeli soldier in the Gaze strip. Also, in Canada, the death penalty is stiill on the books for acts of treason or for actions that may be interpreted as trying to convince Canadian soldiers that they should desert. The afternoon took on a sense of redundancy. Whether or not the people at Fed Hall on Tuesday will actually take up those options of social activism cheerily doled out by the moderators and speakers is moot. The real tragedy is that the students who genuinely cared about the war, yet who were maybe at a loss on how to evoke some constructive change, stayed away in droves. They were the ones whq might have benefitted from the teach-in. It isn’t just apathy that lurks about the&dent body of UW like a terminal malaise, preventing them from getting out and becoming informed; it% the tendency for polarized views to break out at these functions that make the average student avoid them like the plague. Or Milli Vanilli records.

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WZzere’sthe balance? I can’t help but feel disappointed with this week’s teach-in on the Persian Gulf at Fed Hall. It fell far short of its aspirations, I am certain. As one speaker noted ironically, it was like “preaching to the converted.” The majority of students who showed up already had strong anti-war sentiments, so I didn’t really see the point of such a forum as it hap pened to turn out. My impression was that we’d be getting informtid and balanced opinions from various speakers. Unfortunately, it tended to be onesided. Unless of course that was the intm t. The noon topic was cancelled, apparently because two of the speakers were actually pm-war! The disctission on the environmental consequences suffered because the speaker who . was supposed to comment on the economic impa& bidn’t show up* (see arti& in Science and Technology, pa IS)

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A toom of his It took four years and a Goddamned war to get Harry to write a new poem. Harry used the war; a stimulus for his writing. Like Vonnegut, Harry thougfit he would be the only one to profit from atrocity. Harry hadn’t considered a V2 missile coming out of a time warp, heading directly for his suburban bungalow. He was busy feeling secure, musing and meandering the hell of war from across an ocean and behind a million men and women. Well, to make a short story shorter the time warped V2 blew the shit outta Harry’s bungalow and Harry died a quick death. He had got about three lines into his new poem when he was struck by a bust of Beethoven, flying about 296 Mph into his left ear. His brains spat out his eyeball sockets and on to the poetry and typewriter. The poem went like this: shame, shame, double shame now I know the beast’s name Saddam Hussein Is so damn insane

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Harry, God had different plans. Harry was destined to become a guardian angel for drunks with good ideas. Actually, Harry joined an army of angelsto keep the drunks with good ideas alive. The i’dea being to keep them alive until @ey could pass their idea on an unsuspecting idiot like myself. That’s where t come into the story. My name is Ralph, I work in a scummy distri?t of just about any scummy town on this scummy planet earth. Yes, I am a drunk. I am drunk now. I was on the verge of suicide yesterday when Harry floated down in his angel habit and gave me a six pack, a mickey of scotch, and a pack of Players’ He said, “Ralph, you have had Lights. some really good ideas at times and the Big Man upstairs wants to keep you in this dimension for a while.”

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Snowbound frustration To the editor,

To the editor, It seems to us that having

fans at games serves two purposes: for the fans to see their school team in action, and for the fans to sup port their team. On Wednesday, January 23, we attended the Warrior basketball game against Guelph, and intended to show our support for the great Waterloo basketball team. During the game, we participated in encouraging our team, yelling and screaming to the point of losing our voices. Also, following what seems to be tradition, we threw ripped up pieces of the Guzeae (not the Imptit) after every Warrior basket. This was not uncommon with what a lot of other fans were doing, but this is where the trouble began. After a few Warrior baskets, the shreds of paper had started to drift toward the Guelph bench. This was not done on purpose, as we knew that this could have caused injury if a player was to slip on the shreds of paper. Tim, the Gryphons’ coach, didn’t seem to care about the safety of his or our players, and proceeded to throw the paper onto the court. Then he got the referees attention, and tried to blame us for negligence. Shortly after,we were approached by one of the PAC’s rent-awho ordered us to leave. We cq=, imme&ateIy left, not wanting to cause further disruption of the game. The question we wish to address is: why were we the ody fans that were thrown out when most “true” Warrior fans were throwing shreds of paper also? We feel there has been a miscarriage of justice. Why must we be punished for having school spirit, when this school ,desperateIy needs it? The actions of the PAC securifty do little to encourage those who would otherwise lvve to support our teams. However, we will not let this faze us. We will continue to support our teams and bring newspapers to games, because as long as there is school, we will have the spirit. And to Tim, and Mr. “I-wanna-be-a-realpolicemar$’ we know of the conspiracy. Boiz Who Make Noiz lB, various faculties

After spending around campus, campus security Are you sitting NOTHING!!!

about six or SD years I’ve finally found out (to serve and pr0tect) comfortably? Let me fill you in on my

on or what does. story.

On Sunday afternoon January 27, 1992, I was driving my car toward the CAMS radio station located down warehouse road behind the Optometry building. On the way to the station I noticed that some snow drifts were developing but I managed to get my car to the station. Once I got there I telephoned security to let them know that the road was probably going to get worse. Security informed me that plant operations was closed for the weekend and no one would be there until 11 pm. It was now 5 pm and I had finished taping my radio show. Outside the weather was much worse; it was like a blizzard. As expected, the drifts on the road were worse. I managed to get about three-quarters of the way through but I got stuck. After meeting some people on the road, they tried to push my car out but we had no luck. I got out of my car and went through the bIowing snow back to the radio station. This is where the fun started. I c&d security and they informed me that there was nothing that they could do because due to the powers+at be they don’t even have a shovel and, yes, plant operations won’t be open until 11. So I caIIed a tow truck and went back to my car. I tried desperateIy to shovel my way out, but it’s kind of difficult when you don’t have a shovel After about an hour with blowing snow everywhere my beloved CAA tow truck arrived. It took about haIf an hour but the tow truck managed to get me out (at my expense). If it wasn’t for the three other cars trying to get out I probably wouldn’t be so mad. while we were out there for about two hours there was no sign of campus security. So my& and one of the other drivers decided once we were out of the drifts to pay a visit to the “wonderful” keystone kops, Upon arriving at the nice and warm security office it was interesting to see about four or five of UW’s finest sitting around drinking hot coffee and taI.king about the Warrior hockey game (that must have been where they all were). We asked who the

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meetings with the COU and the Minister o. Colleges and Universities. In these meeting! we have successfully lobbied against the plan In addition we have been working with other coalition partners to lobby other members OI cabinet to ensure that the plan is noi implemented. We have in fact received coverage in fhe Toronto dailies and in many campus paper+ across the province. Our emphasis howevel has not been to get press coverage but rathel to ensure that the plan is not implemented. The Toronto Star reported that the University of Toronto was going ahead and implementing the plan. This coverage was incorrect, the board at U of T merely supported the plan in principle. The Ontario Federation of Students has made sure that the government will not alow the plan to be put in to action. In Ontario tuition fees are not set by the Toronto Star or COU but are set by the ovemment which is where we have been f ocusing our efforts. When you evaluate the OFS I hope you will not look to see how much coverage we receive in the papers but rather whether or not we are successful in having the COU plan rejected by the government.

officer in charge was at about one and at five both times I called security. The officer told us that he, RM. Gavin (badge no.24), was the officer in charge. We asked officer Gavin why no one came to check up on us. He proceeded to tell us that the weather was bad (no shit Sherlock) and that he didn’t want to get his car stuck and what was he supposed to do ... walk out there? The best line that he gave us was that he knew the road was bad and that’s why no one came to check on us. Well if no one left the cozy office, how do they know the road was bad? Well there is a bright side to this story. I encourage anyone with a car to park illegally for the next couple of months. While the weather is cold there’s no chance of getting a ticket because security won’t leave their nice, warm, cozy office, except maybe to go and watch the hockey game at the Icefield. John Rush BESc ‘89

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There are many reasons behind OUT interview process. Terry, one of the main reasons addresses your question of selecrion criteria. Our intemiewers need at least an hour of observing and talking with applicants before being able to determine whether or not the applicant is qualifi~. Also, although we do have a “two-page handout” of the type you described, we only give it to accepted applicants to take home. Most people - including adults - who apply for a position want the courtesy of meeting with a manager and getting all of their questions answered. We can’t please *’ everyone9 but personally speaking I think anyone who would accept and work with a company based on a handout wouId be “g-u& ible” and under-exposed to the opportunity. In addition, only about half of our work force consists of students, the other half are the “educated adults” whom we interview in the Same manner. So, Terry despite your grievances, taking into consideration the above reasons, Vector’s phenomenal success and growth, the strategic plans in Vector’s future, the success of both the Waterloo office (which ended up in second place out of 200 offices in 1990), and

Forum the success of the individuals in the office such as Chris Harrigan, the history major, who will be opening his own office this spring, Dennis German, a freshman at Waterloo who will be an assistant manager in London, Mark Rowsom, who earned $8,000 part-time and won the $2,000 scholarship award from Vector for Wilfrid Laurier this past semester, and a host of others; I must insist upon continuing to interview with the personal attention to detail that has built this business into a thriving international $50 million company. My suggestion to you is, if you’re really worried about “wasting” your time, stop titing about other people’s work which you know little about, and find some work of your own. This would be a much more productive use of your time. Thanks again for your comments, and any future input is wekome. Gordon P. Brown, Waterbo IXsbict Manag-, ve!ctor w c.am&

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A Lebanese pdxspecthie To the editor, As a Lebanese, war has been part of my daily life for the past ten years. As a l-5-year old kid in Lebanon, I got some military training with the Lebanese militia. I still don’t know how to drive a car, but I did once ieam haw to drive a tank . . . I remember back in the mountains, playing withan M-16, being able to pull it apart and put it back together blindfolded . . . back then war seemed to be the only possible way out. We were under attack, and “they” were ready to destroy our homes, kill our parents, and rape our sisters. Yet, I did not go to battle. Having completed my “training,” 1 was supposed to take position in one of the fighting areas as a sniper. Armed with a Phal (Belgian rifle, range of 800-900 meters) I was supposed to “block” the enemy from “infiltr&ing our lines.” I did not go because I was scared to death and because I was still still able to translate in terms of flesh and blood what “enemy” and “blocking” really meant. As Camus puts it in Les jutes: *‘you may be bombing the Count, but it is a man that

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receives your bomb.” In 1982, Israel invaded Lebanon using the most advanced weaponry it had. In less than two weeks it rammed through Lebanon all the way to Beirut and eventually forced Yasser Arafat to leave. On the surface it seemed like a complete victory, but a close look reveals that (a) Israel had to retreat from Lebanon, (b) its action was tainted by the massacres of Sabra and Shatila, and (c) today there are over 12,000 armed Palestinians in South Lebanon. What did Israel gain from its Military action? Nothing. Nothing but destruction, more killing, and an increase in the tension between Israel and Arab countries. Sure, Saddam Hussein is a dictator, sure his invasion of Kuwait has no justification and is in violation of all international laws and of human rights in general. In 1985, I wrote an article in theMcGillDaily about the Iran/Iraq conflict where I mentioned the use of chemical weapons by Iraq. In 1985, it was an “interest&” articIe, no more, no less. In 1985, ‘it was “president I&s&$’ for the American government, in 1991 it is “Saddam” or ‘*the madman Saddam.” Same man, same chemical weapons, only the name has changed. Syria took over Lebanon recently. Of course, Haffez El-Assad is much more intelligent than Hussein. He doesn’t “invade” or “annex.” No, he supprts the “Lebanese government” in ensuring “peace” in, Lebanon. This kind of peace was common in Eastern Europe and Latin America. I, among so many other Lebanese, catiot go back to Lebanon for fear of “disappearing” having voiced my opinion against the fyrian dictatorship and against the Isr,@i occupation of Lebanon. . Today, Syria is fighting alongside Canadians to “free Kuwait.” Assad has over 12,000 {twelve thousand) personal guards and he is fighting to free Kuwait. Free for whom? The Emir and the ruling class. What about the people, what about those who M not have a chance to voice their opinion? When will thev get the peace thev deserve? When will it b6 kssiblhto live in ihe Middle East, knowing that your opinion will be respetted, that no one will bomb your house, that you, as a human being are entitled to see your children fed, clothed I and educated? War in Lebanon has never brought but

war. One may argue that the Gulf war is entirely different. Maybe. Yet, the Gulf crisis is a direct continuation of the Iran/Iraq/ Arab conflict, and in some sense, it is the propagation of the Lebanese crisis to the whole area. For years now, various actors tried to solve the Lebanese crisis using force, to no avail. And what is striking is to see that same reassurance, that same faith in war again and again. I saw it with the Lebanese militia, with the Syrian forces, the Israeli, the Palestinians, the Americans (when they sent troops to Lebanon), and I am seeing it now in Canada. That same articulated discourse built around the notion of “war as a necessary evil”, justifying it by the “evil behaviour” of the “enemy”. I have heard it ad nausea with the same stone-like conviction, the same feeling that “this time is different, this time we are going to win/ win what? Only the ople under the bombs know, only those w r o did not voice their opinion know... it is sad to see so many Arabs supporting Saddam Hussein as one supporting his butcher. It is sad but understandable: we portray the Arab world as a “black spot” full of “terrorists” and “fundamentalists” who have only one thought in mind: “destroy the west”. It is sad that the poetry, the history, the culture and the beauty of that world did not reach us, for then we may have thought , twice before using force to desecrate the desert (the Garden of God as it is sometimes called) and the people by the use of force.

It would have been considerate for the Canadian government to ask both the Arab communities and the Jewish communities of Canada to voice their opinion before committing to war. It would have been wise too, the Middle East being as complex as it is, experts from both communities could have given the government a better insight in the matter, Winning the war is not the end, it is the beginning. Naji Mouawad Computer Science

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Idiot: mentally deficient person; foolish, senseless person. Bearing this in mind I would like to respond to a letter that was printed a week ago slamming the UW security for towing cars parked illegally around the ring road, or at other restricted campus locations. Some of us do our very best to abide by the rules set by the university, in particular parking guidelines, to avoid congestion ‘which may lead to accidents (especially in bad weather). Granted, pay parking may cost a pound of flesh but it is necessary, otherwise everyone would be parking where they please. It makes me quite irate to pay for parking only later to drive by the CC and find that twenty $*!holes have congested the sides of the road so badly that only one car can get by at a time. What the hell is their problem?!? There are parking meters in front of the PAC . . . use them! If you are too frugal to part with 50 cents or so, then freeze in the cold air, see if I care. As for people who get towed, well.. . HA! You know the risks&en don’t play stupid for your own convenience. $47.08 will almost buy a parking permit for a semester. . . think about it. Maybe you should get yourselves a campus Parking Regulations book from the security office (they’re free!). Also, don’t slam the UW police for doing their job, they’re just enforcing the rules that are meant to benefit the majority of students who obey the rules, not harass the hanti who don’t. As for the fellow who donated blood, don’t be an idiot, you belittle yourself by using a noble cause to justify your conscious m&onduct.. . go cry to someone else. ?he mod ofthis stay: Be careful that you’re not standing in front of a mirror when you point your finger, asshole.

Persian Gulf. l don’t mean to take away from many of the issues discussed by OFS and CFS. Most are extremely important and very much on peoples’ minds. The problem is that OFS and CFS have become a collection of special interest groups and ceased to be effective, powerful student lobbies. For example, both OFS and CFS have spent many hours on issues like a women’s right to choice or the rights of gays and lesbians to marry and adopt children. These are tough and important issues. It can even be argued that they are student issues. They are charged with emotion, championed and opposed by severaI different interest groups. They inevitably create conflict and lengthy debate and consequently tie up tiost of the time at general meetings. Regardless of which side of the issue one stands, the question ties: where do the priorities lie? Further, when you voted for your Federation executive, did you realize you were mandating them to make these decisions on your behalf? Has anyone ever asked you what you thought? When the discussion turns to education, debate is just as intense. Both OFS and CFS have policies which advocate zero tuition, or free university education. CFS has even adop ted parts of the NDP post secondary educetion policy as their own. Did anyone ever ask you about what you thought about this? Did you vote for your Federation executive knowing this? It is, however, important to understand that ’ general meetings like the one Ian htnessed in our campus centre are not the every day operations of the OFS and CFS. Both OFS and CFS have full time executive and staff in Toronto and Ottawa (respectively) pounding on the doors of MPPs and MPs to lobby them. What do they lobby for? They lobby for whatever the general meeting plenary tells them ta lobby for. In other words, they are simply doing what your elected student

Student

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TO the editor, Ian Watts either knows more about OFS and CFS (Ontario and Canadian Federation of Students) than he’s letting on, or he’s one of the most astute individuals to wander through the Campus Centre in a long time. His letter ‘OFS arid CFS, who needs ‘em” (Imprint, January 25) is right on the money; however, the title selected is inaccurate and inconsistent with the spirit of the letter. Post secondary education is in nothing less than a crisis situation. The fact is we need a provincial and national student organization to heavily lobby the provincial and federal governments. Unfortunately, neither OFS nor CFS are the type of organization that we need. OFS and CFS are the best kept secret around How many students really knowanything about OFS or CFS? I knew very littIe about the organizations when elected as President of the UW Federation of Students, but learned quickly enough, just like Ian did, by walking through the CC. OFS and CFS are similar in many ways. OFS is our official voice to the provincial government, while CFS,represents us at the federal level. The membership of OFS is comprised of most of the universities and some of the-colleges in Ontario, one n&able exception being the Unitiersity of Toronto. The membership of CFS is comprised of provincial components (much like the OFS) and most of their member schools. OFS and CFS both have two general meetings each year. Ian saw the plenary session of the OF6 annual general meeting in the CC. Each member school is represented by a delegate(s), one or more of whom is usually an elected representative. At UW, this is normally the President and Vice President, University Affairs of the Federation of Students. These delegates elect the executives of OFS and CFS at the general meeting (tstis just happened at Waterloo). This is how you, the students, are represented to the OFS and CFS. Hidden in that Federation fee you pay each term is $1.50 to OFS and $2.00 to CFS. That’s $7.00 a year. This is where the OFS and CFS get their money, from you. Do you know where it goes? Ian witnessed some pontificating about the

leaders have asked them to do. At this point, 1 must add one caveat. Traditionally, UW Federation executive have been deeply troubled by much of what goes on at OFS and CFS. They have traditionally abstained from most issues which they feel do not properly reflect the mandate of OFS and CFS. This is often a cause of great anxiety, because, as you can imagine, they all hold deep and different convictions on these issues. As such, your Federation executive have done their best, often contrary to their own consciences, to represent you to the extent of their mandate. UW Feds have consistently maintained that there exists a need for OFS and CFS, but have felt that the need has been improperly addressed. Further, Uw Fed exec have traditionally belie”ved that the best way to change OFS and CFS is to change them from witi. The problem is that OFS and CFS are deadIocked by competing visions of the organizations. Several schools, like UW, believe that most students do not feel that our educations should be entirely free (among other things) and that students would rather we focus on underfunding instead of every other social and political issue in the world. Other schools’ representatives feel that the political issues should be discussed, and that students should have free tuition. While this greatly over simplifies the dilemina, it illustrates that both groups are dug in, both very convinced of their rightness. I no longer believe that change is possible from within as long as schools continue to elect their local executives, oblivious to their political opinions and their feelings about OFS and CFS. The only way to change the OFS is for the grass roots to become more aware of what is really going on. We, the students, are the grass roots. I sincerely believe that the OFS and CFS policies and actions are usually contrary to the mainstream

We dfind it reassuring to report that although the rhetoric surrounding this subject has changed in the past few decades, nothing else has. Canada’s best student newspapers are still unprofessional, shrill, scurrilous, radical, ‘tasteless, inaccurate, obscene, and wildly unrepresentative of their campus ,audience. They always have been. Canada’s student newspaper continue to be the most deplorable, and the most widely

John VeIlinga Former Fed President

revealed

deplored segment of the country’s press. Even some staffers on university newspapers are alarmed at the prevailing fashion among student editors to ram . . . ideology down their audience’s throats. As a communications medium, the student press has always been ineffective. But as a training ground for journalists . . . it has been unsurpassed. Newspapers such as 7% Vursily, me McGill Daily I and fie ~yss~ have a - long tradition of editorial freedom, and an equally long tradition of abusing it. It is no coincidence that the student newspapers that publish under the fewest restraints from stu-

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of student opinion. This must be stopped. I wouId like to see province wide and national movements to elect student rep resentatives at universities and colleges who hold like views regarding the nature and role of OFS and CFS, views that reflect student opinion, not their own beliefs. This is the only way that we, as students, can wield the political clout to bring about meaningful change in the OFS and CFS. Ian also mentioned that students are concerned about underfunding and that the Feds are doing nothing about it. I must come to the defence of our UW Feds once again in this m&ter and take issue with the student body of this university. Where was everybody on October 17th? On that evening,.the Federation of Students presented a panel discussion on underfunding organized with great pain by Kim Speers. The event was highly publicized, had four guest panelists and took place right ~.II the middle of the CC. Not one personcame out! If this issue is so important where was everybody? This pattern was repeated over and over a&ain. Kim and her board chairpeople went to a lot of trouble to organize forums and displays on issues as wide ranging as ADS, date rape and alcohol abuse. All are very current, all very much of concern to students, yet attendance was dismal, Students seem to be so apathetic that the only time they get off their butts to do something for someone other than themselves, is when they bitch about their leaders. Stop criticizing get off your collective butts and do something positive.

dent councils or university administrations have produced an astonishing number of excellent journalists . . . They are subsidized by their student councils, and thus see no need to “pander to the masses” - that is, give their audience what it wants to read. As a result, a student who has gained control of his university’s newspaper may never again find him/herself in a position of such naked, unrestrained power. . . for one sweet season they can print exactly what thq want, restrained onIy by the laws of libel and contempt (which are seldom applied), and the apathy and chronic unreliability of their staff.

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sweeteners

Many people living in Canada and the United States suffer with mild to severe forms of excess weight or obesity. Persons working in the health field have determined that natural sugar plays a significant role in fat accumulation on the body. Until the advent of artificial sweeteners many were left bewildered about what to do. Since they taste a lot like sugar but have none of sugar% calories, artificial sweeteners give people a way to cheat the scales. The big three synthetic sweeteners are Saccharin, Cyclamate and Aspartame. Sac&a& the oldest of the fake sugars, has been around since 1900. For two decades, in the 1950s and 1960s Cyclamate was in wide use. Aspartame was approved by the FDA (Food & Drug Administration) in 1981. It rapidly became more popular than the other two sweeteners. In 1977 questions about Saccharin’s safety surfaced when experiments suggested it caused bladder tumors in rats. The FDA proposed banning it as a result. This prqxxition was never adopted in the United States because public outcry favored retain@ it. Canada, however, banned all uses of Saccharin except as a table top sweetener to be sold in harm&es and ofly with the warning label/Use of this prodI.Wt may be hazardous to your he ar th Th% product conbins Sacchariri which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.” Saccharin is presently used by some 50 million AmeriT, ptiarily in soft drinksand secondarily asa table top sweetener. More recent studies have found no concrete basis for determining that Saccharin wiI1 muse cancer in humans. Three large scale studies completed in 1980 proposed hue alternative con’ elusions: I. Saccharin CQW tumors, possibly cancerous, in vats but not people. 2. Sacchatin h a weak carcinogm in people, and its ejixts will take more years u&xpusure tu bmume apparent. A 1985 review. of the experiments concluded that alternative 1 was more likely. L&e Saccharin, Cyclamate has also been scrutinized by the heal* profession. In 1970 the United States put a ban on its use. In Canada, on the other hand, where Saccharin is banned, Cyclamate is still in use. Cyclamate has never been conclusively proven guilty of causing cancer in human beings. As for Aspartame, within only a few years of receiving the FDA’s approval, it has nearly replaced Sac&a& as the number one artificial sweetener worldwide. People have gratefully accepted Aspxtame as NutraSweet in diet drinks, chewing gum, pudding and as Equal, a powder to use at home in place of sugar. This amazing popularity is mostly due to Aspartame’s flavour - it tastes almost idential to sugar. (The othem’are said to have a bitter aftertaste.) It is also perceived as harmless by many of its users. Unlike the other sweeteners, Aspartame has yet to acquire a blemish on its laboratory I records. All in alI, the artificial sweeteners go a long way in replacing some of the uses of natural sugar. Although they cannot be used in baking and tend to lose their flavour if stored for long periods overweight population, art& of time, they do represent one good thing - as a sweet-toothed, cial sweeteners o#er us a way to “eat our cake and have it too.”

approval

from Iraq, the US, or both It’s what you to believe; it fits into their agenda. If you really want to understand what’s going on, you have to step back from the current situation and look at what caused it. Study the history rather than the scoreboard Hopefully there will be more discussions, like the one presented by the Political Science Student Associati&, where you can pick up some facts and opinions from people who appreciate the issue for the complexity that it has.

they want

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All Candidate Forums Monday, Febnury 4 11:30 - 1:30 at Hagey aall 280 Ttiesday, fibuary 5 11130 - 1:30 at St. Jerome’s Lounge Tueuday, February 5 7:OO - 9:30 p.m. at Campus Centre Great Hall Wednesday, I;ebruq 6 ll:30 - l:30 at Carl Pollock Hall Thursday, February 7 11:30 - 1:30 at Math C & D Monday, Ikbruary 11 11:30 - 1:30 at Campus Centre Great Hall

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10.L!“‘. Friday, February 1, .1991 1-n.; . Imprint, *4 , :,:., 1I \k* +. !‘z, I.T+*?. 4 t ._ , _ ’ *I‘+ .~ rrr

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Hoc Alcohol Committee, which oversees alcohol policies on campus. In his spare time, Leddy is active in Campus Recreation sports. ionours

Economics

student

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mediator and is experienced in problem-solving. A past smaI1 business venture in student painting has also exposed him to an assortment of people. Leddy believes his strength lies in interpersonal and communication skills, adding that he has learned to work with people in various SituatiOnS.

Leddy would like to see the Feds more student and less executive oriented. He stresses the teamwork approach: Feds working together with the student body. He believes that teamwork will accomplishmore, and that student feedback is important in the decision-making process. ‘The Feds should represent the ideas of the student body, not just the executives,” he said. Further, Leddy would like to see more Federation accountability, emphasizing a pro-active council. informal forums as well as a column in Imprint every few weeks would let the students know what the Feds are doing, thereby increasing Fedsstudent interaction and communication. Other issues of interest include a more efficient and standardized recycling program on campus, monitoring the co-op program (fee 4anagement option. Currently, he is and considers himself _familiar -a-M?ith job availability), houscouncil wormgs. As the Head l)on ~ increasesand le Head Don bf Village One. ing, underfun$ing, and safety. He is also a member of the UW Ad- _ of VI, Leddy is used to the role of

Sean Brooks, one of four presidential candidates, is a third-year Honours Geography student. Before enrolling in the Environmental Studies programme here at the University of Waterloo, Brooks spent a year in New Zealand as an exchange student. Brooks is the cam us recycling coordinator, &d consi B ers himself an active environmentalist. When asked why he is running for president, Brooks explained that he hated student apathy. In particular, the Student Life Building campaign was poorly run and the proper exposure wasn’t given to both sides. “I think I can do a better job.”

Brooks claims he has good Ieadership skills. Working at the CC and his experience in New Zealand have osed him to a lot of people. with TLC ause of his involvement the Student Life Building campaign, Brooks believes that he understands what the Federation of Students is all about He would Iike to improve communication between the Feds and the students, as well as encourage more student participation in campus events. Also, Brooks would like to see more recycling on campus, introduce programs to make recycling more accessible, and encourage the use of recycled paper on campus. Other issues of interest include underfunding, co-op townhouses (as student residences and not condominiums), re-establishing the co-.

Brooks spends much of his time at the Campus Centre: working at the Turnkey Desk, driving the safety van, working at the Bombshelter, and helping out with special events. Although his experience is limited,

. op phone-in line, - monitoring the Goods and Services Tax’s effects on _, .,_ students, and safety on campy, suchas extra lighting, a second safety van, and putting in more -pus-line phon?.

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- Bernie H6rol.d point for

Campus

safety will be the fisl Bernie Herold, if she k Vice-president (Universi~

priorityfor

elected A&I+ She would like to see the University Student E&ort Team &JSET) service reinstated, along with the purchase of another safety van, plus the initiation of a more intensive education program on safe sex.

prospective students (and their parents), as a demonstration of commitment to campus safety. Making these programs more effective would be part of a move toward greater visibility and accountability for the Federation of Students. knie would on campus meetings.

like to see advertising for all Federation

worked as the Co-ordinator of the Women’s Issues Board, is a member of the Human Rights Board, has worked as a Tumlcey, and has worked with the AIDS and Sexuality Awareness Committees, among others. ,* She. feeis that- -her &de-ranging experience in dealing with the Federation of Students wiIl allow her to “hit the ground running” and waste little time in becoming acclimatized to office. One of the primary responsibilities of the VPUA is hiring people to run Fed Boards and Commissions. As a Turnkey, Ms. Herold was involved in the interviewing process bv which ,Turnkey staff is hired and feels that I&is would help her perform the WRJA’s duties. 1 Another issue which is on Bernie’s platform is the idea of a Tenant Information Directory (TIDE) - an information pool for university students when they are looking at accommodation. Students could place comments - good and bad - on file for future prospective tenants. Bernie would like to see the Federation offer non-academic, recreational courses such as musical instruction, cooking etc. She also feels that it’s important that

She wouId like to see negot&iom begun to convince UW’s Adrnjnistration to pay for USET, since they could then use it as a nromotional sellinpl

Bernie is a 4th-year Classical Studies student, who has worked extensively within Federation services, She has managed Scoops, has

the Feds take

an even

stronger

lead in environmentalism. She would like to see an eff art to “reduce” within all Fed services. She would like to see the Feds work to remove all disposable’plates and cutlery in food services. Further, Bernie would like to see the Federation hire a full-lime recycling co-ordinator to supervise all phases of Federation environmental programs.

VPUA:

Jeff by Paul Done

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underfunding

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bylwkesom hqtrht staff If elected President, Brian Jantzi says he promises not to abdicate the Federation throne halfway through his term The fourth year History student also says he is n?t interested in getting his name on any building; rather, he wants to get “a lot of little things don&’ Changes to the Federation’s structure and increasing its involvement with students, along with solving the “space” dilemma on campus are all on Jantzi’s ‘To-Do” list. And so is the oblem. ongoing safety After years 0 r ,ekxtion promises to deal with the safety issue by adding lkhtim to the campus, Jantzi sheds a

safety is a right and the administration should play a role in ensuring the safetv of its students. A review of the Federation’s comn&ions and boards needs to be conducted according to Jantzi. “We need to think about who the Feds serve and make appropriate changes to the Federations’s structure.“Jantzi points to the Internal Board (wM is j liaison between the Feds and campus clubs and societies) as an example of where responsibilities could taken over by other boards and commissions. To foster the feeling of UWas a “fun and good place to be,” Janki wants to increase the out-of-class education available on campus. other initiatives include: founding a coTIunissIon to promote Fed and other on camms events. with the

byRterBnmtl Imprfnt staff ‘kd Timar is a fourth-year Comter Engineering student who )$s E d a lot of experience with student government in both the Engineering and Mathematics Societies, and in the Renison College Council. He is currently a residence representative at Renison and the Federation’s SO&ties Commissioner. This presidential candidate is a past ditor of EngSoc’s Iron ‘kmbr, and has been involved with MashNaus. Hethinksthatstudentsforgetthatthe Federation is a corporation ‘The Federation of Students is a big business,“Timar said ‘The President is the CEO (Chief Executive CXfictr), but gets bogged down in the day to day running of the place.” He criticized the current management style of the Federation, saying that it “operates as though we were in the ‘6os.” He said that his goal, if he were to be elected President, is to bring student government “back to the students. We should be &iving students what they want, instead of what we think they want” Timar feels that some of the features included in the phase C partion of the Student L%e Building proposal would be useful on campus, *

such as a variety store, pharmacy, and cinema. He would like to incorporate the past plans into a new proposal along tith new student input For co-op students, Timar would like to see the whole Placement svs-

the chair of Students Advising (SAC}. Titnar also feels that his work terms in Seattle and Japan. have ex@ him to different management styles. , Amorx his credentials, Timar lists

tern become completely cornputerized,withinterviewscheduhng, conflict re+cheduIing, want-ads, and applications included. He has been

being president of the Compute1 Science Club, Engsoc Associate w for Communications, and being ix charge of space resources for EngSoc

committee system where stu;dents couldairtheirviewsons@cissu~ to elected student representatives,

Two years on student council, enrolment in both regular and co-op P-R and workferms with the

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of the Clerk at Queen’s F%rk Jantzi feel he has the cpdifmtions to lead the Fe& for the next year.

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light on the problem.

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that UW does not

have a workable student escort perVice, Jantzi would approach the university% admi&tration t0 Share the costs of such a progrm He says

Hornby conference on campus, Jeff feels that he has a grasp of the essentials of the issue, and would like to work with OFS and CFS to make the &sue a priority. Along & the experience mentioned above Jeff, a 4B MathKS student,has served as the orientation director and intema.I director, as Undergraduate representative to UW Senate, has served on the Human Rights’ Board, on the Students’ Council By-l&s and policies committee, and has served as a Student Coop advisor. Another priority for Jeff is the general theme of safety on campus. He feels that the Feds should be looking for funding from the Government,

Or

from

Waterloo’s

administration. Another idea that he would like to examine is that of a refundable student “Safety Fee.” On the subject

of OFS, Jeff feels to stay within the despite the fact that organization, many students may disagree with some of the official polities. “We can ensure that our priorities are put on the agenda through OFS.”

that it is important

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tronic signs and television screens which could be instaRed in cafeterias and coffee shopS; and, set@ up a

__ ’ When asked what terms & would use to describe what he thought an administration with Jeff Hornby would be like, he said “open,” “active,” and “well-rounded.” Further, he said that he felt its activities would not be limited to “pet issues.” The theme of increasing awareness of the Federation is one which has been touched upon by most candidates. On this theme, Jeff would like to see more promotion of Fed Services a Ia Fed Page which appears weekly in Imprint. He would like to see a greater push given at the beginning of the school year by having Fed reps go into classes. He also feels that the Federation should make students more aware of the various academics processes, and of the avenues of appeal that are available to them. This could be achieved by the publication and distribution of an academic manual to all studpnts. Other steps he would like to take include setting up suggestion boxes holding monthly across campus, forums in the Campus Centre, and publishing a weekly or fortnightI! FPdPsatinn nPTAxIP+l-Pr

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Lisa Brice feels that teamwork between the three executives is a vital element of the Federation’s smooth running. ‘The executive has to m&e a lot of major decisions, so they’ve got to be able to work together,” said this fourth-year Health Studies *dent, runniq for Vice President, University Affairs. Brice is a don in Village Two, which she says has given her a lot of experience listening to people’s problems and concerns, especially to those of fresh students. She thinks that mailouts to first-year students explaining the functions of the Federation would be a good way to begin to address those concerns. She would also like to increase communication between the Federation and students, starting with sessions where students could air their concerns to, and ask questions of, the executive. ‘The Student Life Building proposal was defeated by the students because of a cornmunication

problem,”

dim Federations of Students, so that students can have added input into the lobbying functions of these organizations. She added that this kind of input would allow these groups to lobby more effectively against underfunding. She also said that tuition should only be r&xi if the increases directly benefit the quality of education

ties compiled by past Mart& Recycling on campus is anotL area Brice would like to = improved. ‘Thm are strong pro gramswithinthefacuhi~,butthq should be working together and bc more uniform to improve th& efficiency,” she said. ‘There are akc things that the Federation could dc direct@, like changing to recycb$

She has been working with the Housing Office on a rating system for , rental accommodation in other cities,

paper for a11 of its correspondence. Brice said that she would like to se the Women’s issues Board wor1 more closely with Hea Safety’s 1

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she said.

“Safety is one of my big priorities. There are areas of the campus which are a disgrace in terms of visibility and lighting.” As an example, she offered the stretch of Westmount Rd. behind the church colleges. “That. part of Westmount has no sidewalk, and is quite dark at night,” she said. It is also heavily wooded in spots.

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devised by the Aryan founders of the Hindu religion who sought to keep down the darkskinned Dravidian races. Gandhi’s goal to free India from the yoke of British imperial&m was hindered by his r&d to adhere to the caste system, as well as the internal Indian conflict between the country’s 300 million Hindus and 100 million Muslims. Ironically much of the conflict bet,ween these twqqroups came from the caste

Token demagoguery is an easy way in which to absolve tineself of decision-making by adopting the beliefs and teachings of another individual. By choosing a Jesus Christ, a I&X, or a Buddha to adopt as one’s personal saviour, and learning the slogans and basic beliefs of these people, we strive to acquire the much sought-after security that these personalities provide. The world is not lacking for any of Eric Hoffer’s “true b?IieveIs.” However, the pictures thatwe have today of many of these leaders are only oversimplified caricatures, They are transformed into quotations and frozen pictures so that people can easily idolize and digest them. But this fragmentation only serves to demean and triviabe the concepts which these people fought, struggled, lived, and often died for. * To invest the time to understand what it is about these individuals that brought the initial attention to them takes much more effort than reading one biography or a few ninagazine excerpts, but ultimately, one finds the eternal ideals which have allow&d them to evoke religious, sociological, and psychological Kuhnian paradigm shifts. One such person whose teachings have as much relevance today as when he first pract&d them is Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. His belief in the power of nonviolence, or ahima, and truth force, or mvograha, not only freed the Indian people from the power of the British raj, but also revolutionized the way in which many people from both Eastern and Western worlds would achieve their goals. Many people have used the practical examples of Gandhi as a model for achieving goals through peaceful means. Gandhi’s ideals may not be a universal panacea for the i.Us of the world, however his techniques of noncooperation and civil disobedience cannot be ignored when one is attempting to under+ tand some of the changes that the world has gone through in the past and will go through in the future. Gandhi was born on October 21869 in Porbandar in the west of India. He was boma Hindu and into -asareallIndians-aate sys&e-m. The Indian caste system is an unspoken, not officially respected, but absolutely undetible and overpowering inherited socio-religious rank which survives to this day. There was absolutely no mobility in this order, except throllgh reincamatiOQ system itself. Many Muslim converts were and yourWd’c;isti? &&eclwhat kmd of , Hindu uq#ou&& 1eS who could not, wait a life you uir&Id‘I&d; There We five basic castes in Hinduism each one WpreseWng a ba& Bf*e. There . are the Bmhmans, or,p&sts; the Ksatriya, or warriors; the Vaisya, or merchants (Gandhi% Muslims at taking advantage of the British caste); and the Sudras, or artisans. Then there investmentsin India, and thus were wealthier. are the untouchables. The lowest rank, the untouchab~esar@notevenassignedtheirown , Religiously, the two uups couldn’t have caste, and are reviled by all of the other castes. bee~~mmc?iv&in’&beliefs.M&i.ms z MostHinduswiBnottouchfoodintheprebelieveinoneGod;andthatthereisonebook sence of an untouchable; and the touch of one from wch God’s wisdom is derived, the sclemhgofftopurify CouidsendaBrahman . Koran Any foq of idol worship, such as the himself with hours of prayer. $8 W Christian, doss or the cm* was The abolition of this atr&ous caste system, bl&phemous, OKI ‘the other h&d, Hindus with its racism a hundred times worse than _ .Cel&tited God in many forms. There was no any system of slavery anywhere in thewotld, single founds, and no specific dOgma; God was one of Gandhi’s main goals, in cotrjunc; Was cklebrated alI aroyd in nature. tion with the freeing of India from the control Gandhi did not’ in&diately ad&w the of the B&h empire. Gandhi ate, dti and I problems of H@lu-Mu&n r&tions, or the B~eclmuchofhisIife&h4heuntouchablWn . concept of hme: rule. His first goal was to absolute poverty, showing-t0’al.l hisb&ief in become,a hwyer, ,and he moved to England to theequ&yofaUmanldndandhisfreedom y in ’ fuElI this. t&tnti. yas extremely ti from religious prejudice Although thetcaste England; a& suffer&i,from extreme, c!r ture shock All orhi at&n& 4 ass*+n into English society pet with @hue. Eventually religions.

The

Hindus.

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he did achieve the goal that he sought in England, and he returned .to India in 1891 with an English law degree. Although Gandhi did not enjoy England, he did cultivate two ideas which would be beneficial to him later on. He joined several vegetarian societies, and held steadf&t in his belief that as the most powerful beings on the lanet, humans should protect the weaker L ings instead of harvesting them as food. Ezis

policy of non-violence applied to anin+ as well &gland also introduced Gandhi to Leo Tolstoy’s book Z%e Kirzgcbm of Gbd is, W;rhin YOU which influenced Gandhi through its advocation of the application of moral principles in daily life. In England, Gandhi also fwndChristianity,andalthoughhefo~dthe Old Testament an inferior work, he was deeply struck by the New Testament, and specially by the figure of Jesus Christ Gmdhi’s law degree was ini%lly useless, since he still required an understanding of British laws. He practiced law in In* for three years, and in 1893, he ,left for S.outh Africa where he hop@ he would fare, better than .hb wa&oing in hdia. Th? situatitin of ‘ihe Indiaris in South Africa yas,in ni&ny Gays ’ worsethan &at oftheimpoverished~ inIndia., b - Gamihi’s first intr0duct.i~~ fo’bt how bad lntlids were ‘treaty ofSi5uM on% tr@n in 1 Natal. A white inan caine into th$l&t class . cornpent whereGan&i w -and qtieked him td ‘move to t&cl ‘?I& It would ; nott~~~~~~tfiaf G~~~~l~~~~t classticke&wo$ldr$u+the~~emar+ofa

white man. The man found a policeman and had Gandhi thrown off the train. For the rest of his life, Gandhi would remember @t ticident, and he marked it as one of the turning points in his life, a time when he decided to say “no.” Gandhi spent 22 years in South Africa, and there he emerged as a leader, advocating civil disobedience and noncooperation against the racist laws of the Natal province. In South Africa, Gandhi coined the temuafyagmha, or “truth force,” for his b&ef in the power of nonviolence, and his experiments in it led him to belief that this was the path to achieving one’s goals. Violence, he reasoned, met only with violence, whereas nonviolence, no matter how much pain it caused upon the person who @c&d it, would eventually convince an opponent that you were determined to win them over only with your respect for them. This in turn would foster a respect in them for you. Gandhi used his new-found weapon of peace to protest against the 25pound-sterling poll tax that was sure to dev&ate almost all Indians living in %uth AfricaHe also foug@ against a law which forced the *er-prinand registration for all Indians over the age of eight Gandhi advised all Indians to ignore British laws and to refuse to pay the ll tax. Eventually,thistaxwasreducedby r andhi,andhis Indian Natal Congress, to three pounds sterling (still too high for Gandhi’s liking, but he accepted it), and the law qarding the Indians’ registration was revoked. For his actions, Gandhi and his now huge following received numerous beatings, floggings, and prison sentences. Gandhi hims&spent almost a year in ja& the hst of many sentences, but the success of Gandhi’s actions led him to believe more and more strongly in a policy of nonviolence. AIso in South M&a, Gandhi read the other two books which would play the biggest part in the formation of his belief system. One was Henry Thoreau’s essay On Civil LXsobedimce, from which Gandhi learned that it is just as important to disobey unjust laws as it is to obey just ones. The other book was John Ruskin’s UnZo fhis LAW, whit% taught the renuk ciation of all material possessions. From Ruskin, Gandhi also became more convinced that the Hindu vow of Brahmacharyacomplete sexual abstinence and self<ontrol -wastheonlywayinwhich he could completely cleanse himself in the eyes of god, and achieve the level of truth to which he strived. G~dhiturned his beliefs limward, and returned to India in 1915, ?I&+, he founded an ashmm, a communal farmwe ones he had tided in Sti,th Africa Hti thoughts were always for the poor masses ofIndia,andhe organized farmers to help right the oRpressive taxation of the British. It did not take long for his beliefs to cause some constere nation among the British rulers. In 1919, the British government passed the Rowlatt Act, a law to repress Indian demands for home rule. To ‘protest the latest manifestation of the British clampdown, Gandhi came up with another idea to help the Indian people. This was a hartcrl, or a day of mourning in which India would sixn ly shut down. This haml re 1 e&xi Gan&‘s genius for ideas which wk~, simply conveyed, easy to carry out, enormously symbolic, and deva+ tatingIykffectiv~.The hartu2~ for a day of ~yerand’f&tinginwhi&aB6ffices,shops, Ls inesw, a+ hcfusti~ wdd s@p. Gand)li’s fE+lgp~.were often termqas “pas,sive resistqc%Y hut there was nothing passive abt his: m&ho& They were d*ed to. provoke&$ t@i@t tier+ T&e


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1upstream communities use to disp&e of their water and waste, directly affects those downstream. Brantford, for example, has &en forced to implement very thorough water treatment plants in order to use the Grand River water. The supply of water resources of this region has an upper limit. What is crucial to recognize from an ecological point of view is that it is not so much the supply that is the regional ; water issue, as is the demand. The I management and conservation of this resource are crucial to meet not only the needs of today, but also the needs of future generations. When utirizing the aquifer for human use, it is imperative to ensure thatthe amount pumping has caused the drop in their local water table. Other communities west of Waterloo, claim that water pumped_ * out of the aquifer _ _ must not exceed the amount of recharge. This “means thatwemust begin toquestion our “water needs” and to chalenge our water use practices.

The Regional Municipality of Waterloo has water supply problems. The yearly 730,000 cubic metres of water consumption by the University of Waterloo contributes to these problems. In response to the water problem, a group of Environmental Studies and Civil Engineering students are studying methods to drastically reduce the unive&y’s impact on regional water use. The mcnagetoawnfiredaquiter.(A)Thwecharge motives behind this study are part of a to CWlhd muifer mf b ~OfthiSconlsned~U~iSlhitedtothe~ redwedbyplacementd~cw~over larger project - Watgeeen. Watgreen where pemu3abie rocks intersect-surface. the limited techa+ area. or the Greening of the Campus Propumping of the groundwater reserIn addition to the issues concernjet%, range from trying to introduce The Phy,Gxd Isue ves - the water will deplete and the ing groundwater reserves and organic food and organic farming on supply will eventually be exrecharge, a broader ethical issue campus. But, they are all focused on hausted. remains; we must become aware that ticreasing environmental consciousKitchener-Waterloo is situated Also critical to the groundwater we are a global community. It is ness and environmentally sound p&he &e u&e&y. m supply is the variable levels of preThe Regional Municipality of above one Of the largest aquifers in imperative that each community dise&, me of a w*art& w&s, b CaMda. In various PlWXS within the cipitation and demand. These two Waterloo prepared a Master Plan to card their self-titer& attitude and create a structure of “orderly overlie factors influence the volume of water partakeinawiderecologicalperspecfOCused on expioring water use 1 region two or three aquifer development of long term water sup each other at different depths. available for use (since the amourtf of ti+e. Kitchener-Waterloo is located in &UeS while explaining the region’s plies.” The scope of this plan is aimed Curiently, each of these aquifers are water pumped out of the aquifer the Grand River Basin. The city’s water problems and our role as water pumped for their water resources. should not exceed the amount that is at water provision to the year 2036. actions and standards concerning the users in these problems. Calculating future water consumprecharged each year). During a sumobtaining and releasing of water, One would think a region su~n as Despite the fact that the exact size of tion rates of future populations is a of the aquifers is not known, it is evident mer drought, less precipitation affects all other communities in the the Regional Municipality occurs and less water infiltrates to the difficult task, Factors affecting these Waterloowhichre&ve mpfe pre- thatthe h?Vd Of Water h the Z@ftB basin. Residents in Wilmot Township, is dropping yearly. The region is rates are subjective and therefore, aquifer. At the same time, human’ cipitation and is surrounded by the do not have an adequate future projections, although helpful, demand for water increases. This groundwater supply and must draw Great Lakes, would not have a water bem to fealize the hPlicahOns of this phenomenon and is undertakposes a threat to the level of water in heir water f&m&&e-Grand River. The supply problti~IL Unlike other major ing various studies and experiments the aquifer. Furthermore, since we do methods that Waterloo .and other southern Ontario cities, Kitchenerto determine more exact information not know the exact volume or Waterloo is situated above an accessabout the aquifers. recharge rate of OUT groundwater ible aquifer (rock that absorbs and The reasons for the dropping level reserves, we cannot predict when we stores water underground). Thanks of water are complex. Part of the prolclltill run out’of water. to this groundwater access, the cities blem coties from the locationand the Currently, the drinking water of of Kitchener, Waterloo and Camtreatment of groundwater recharge the Regional l@icipality of bridge have developed and prosComputer Tip #22 - Is there any easy way to move areas. Recharge areas are typified by Waterloo comprises of 87 percent Fed* porous soils that allow water togroundwater and 13 per cent surface or copy a block of data In However, as these towns’ physical infiltrate to the aquifer. One such water. If we don’t protect and preIIb boundaries grew, the demand for WordPerfect 3 recharge area is the Waterloo serve our groundwater sources, then water also grew and their impact on instead of drinking mostly wellwater, Moraine, 10cated west of Waterloo the surrounding environment grew. Yes there is. 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makers wi.U have an image of fixing societal problems by waiting long enough for them to get auf of hand and then solve it by throwing. technology at it But this will end up being a war where pee pie will be killed and t&t is where people like himself are hying to prevent it. science for Peace has started a computer network newsline where scientists concerned about the war can get news and information on what to do. Yet this response is almost too late, now that war is a reality, admits Hepburn. He attribue this to the group’s fading

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obsolesence because. of the optimism generated by Gorbachev and the dismantling of the Ber5n.Wal.l that replaced the fear of nuclear winter, Afghanistan, and Reagan’s presidency. Hepburn says the en%&pnmentaI conse quences of the oil slick off Kuwait is the first hint that the war will be reaI in humanterms, But its effect is impossible to gauge at the present since there is a real lack of tiormation

fix available. He does suggest that the outcome will be generally localized, yet there will be an even- @eater destruction of the Middle Jiastern social and economic real&s. When asked whether we should be concerned. about Iraqi nuclear c+biIity, he answered by saying that Israel took care of that in the early eighties. It is really not an issue because they are too far away from it nowand would require outside help. The real issue is trying to disarm their conventional and chemical weapons. He also stated that the U.S. is unlikely to use tactical nuclear weaponsunless it appears that ground war casualties become politically too great. The current generation of conventional weapons is powerful enough to cause considerable destruction. “Besides, neutron bombs are efficient at killing civilians, but not tanks, which are more like mobile radiation shelters,” quipped Hep burn. There might be’iong-term risks from lowlevel radiation if a U.S. aircraft carrier was sunk, but the effect would be similar to that produced by the thousands of obsolete warheads that have been dumped intothe sea by the U.S. and Soviets during the course of the Cold War.


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people. It begins to show consumers a truer cost of the precious resource tit they pour down the drain. The present wholesale price of water is $1.70 per 1000 imperial gallons. According to Jast year’s estimate from the User Rake Budgm of the city, the price of water is expected to rise to $2.10 in 1992, and to $2.15 by 1993. The new budget is currently being reviewed by City Council and according to Ron Bronson, Manager of Financial Policy and Capital Financing of the Region, these projections are very conservative. The level of consumption for the university represents the highest in the region and therefore this converts into a huge water expenditure that

should not be relied upon to an extent where they are the basis for deciding people’s fundamental needs. Furthermore, the city of Waterloo’s past rejected water consumption rates rta ve proven to be underestimated. In fact, in many cases the actual consumption was nearly double. One component of the Master Plan suggests water conservation, The states that “increased region wholesale water rates. . . will result in higher rates to consumers and automatically trigger an interest in water conservation.” Increasing the price of water is an effective means of inspiring ccJnservationa1 practices in

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rises yearly. Over the past four year period, this expenditure has increased from approximately $500,000 to over $l,OOO,OOO and is expected to rise another twenty-five percent over the course of next year. It‘is becoming very apparent that the University of Waterloo must establish some kind of wafer conservation measure both to show its commitmegt to sound environmental practices and to alleviate this financial Strain.

Although the Kitchener-Waterloo Region is unique by having a substantia1 groundwater reserve from which to draw its water, the need to conserve and wisely use the water resources is mandatory. The lack of

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physical data concerning recharge location and aquifer size places the region in a precarious position Without precisely knowing the physical qualities of the resource, we leave ourselves open to possible water’ disasters. The careless use of water also leads to ethical questions in a broad ecological perspective. The region is beginning to address the water-use problems by raising the price of water. Discharge from sewage treatment plants also affects the quality of surface water, and often becomes the drink@ water further downstream. The W&green project has provided a forum to address these water related issues. Our objective is to con-

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example that encourages wise water use in Kitchener-Waterloo and the world. Although the waste use on campus appears to be its own isolated system, it is actually part of the global water cycle. In this cycle, every molecuIe of wafer on the ear& is used over and over again. We need to remember that the water we use for addn.g, washing, drinking and bathing has been used for thousands of years. It must continue to be used indefinitely into the future. Next week’s article will demonstrate passibIe water use practices that embody these principles. To be continued . ..

land claims. Gandhi on the other hand organized rallies whose purpose was to disobev the law. He was never an advocate of pasiive resistance. He was never in support of cooperation. His goaIs were intended to proA,.~~ rl .-%&,,A CIIU. UULC -L a UCJllCU A~A For him, every peaceful means of civil disol >edience, the purposeful breaking of every UInjust law, the killi!ngness tnWVbI- hp&pn hark WPTP all viaY-I.-l. an,d WI, noi t ctrilc~ YUY.C VUbl., I. bL b UCI I am.ble methods of achieving these goaIs. Neither was Gandhi a stranger to prison. By the time he died, he had spent 2,338 days in jail. But the techniques Gandhi used do not necessarily have to be used to achieve the ends of sovereignty for abori&al Canadians. Such methods &be used, a<in South Africa, to achieve the short-term goals, such as land rla~mc Lc?. LAM&y zlggle can also be analyzed for he brotherhood of man. His Lwith the Hindu-Mush proa kind of internal resent in almost alI for some kind of ence. The African Africa fights movements, lment. The civil

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most unsucces&ul rebolutions that has occurred in recent times may owe its failure to the very fact that violence was used. The militant behaviour by the Indians at Oka this past summer split Canada’s feelings. Some thought that the Indians had legitimate claims to their land, while others could not condone their violence. There is no question that the - majority of Canada feel that the Indians’ claims are just&able, however it is only with the introduction of violence that some feel they cannot support the Indians. There was no question ti to whether dr not the world supported the students in Tiananmen square, or any group of people who follow the path of nonviolence. If the solution for native Can&dians is an independent state, and if that is the goal which they will eventually pursue, then much can be learned from the stiggle of the Eastern Indians in th& effort to free themselves from British rule. Gandhi’s method of civil disobedience worked on the principle that it is just as necessary to disobey unjust laws as it is to obey just ones. Although he was a lawyer, Gandhi did not pursue his goals to free the Indians from the yoke of their oppressors through the legal system by which they were being persecuted. Perhaps this is one of the problems that some of the native leaders of today are facing. . They are negotiating. through the bureaucracy of the Canadian government to settle

emalAffai&Building. Civil diso&dience can lead to desired ends. As long as the end is clear, and the participation is done in earnest, the ends can be achieved. One of the myths about politics - and it holds just as true in the Canadian political system - is that politicians can never be forced to heed the cries of its people, and therefore, it isn’t worth trying. Gandhi strove to change many of the myths that surrounded his pear le, including the one that stated -that the i ritish powers’were invincible. The resignation to do nothing, or to spout rhetoric and take no action creates the apathy which is the ultimate goal of an unjust government: to have its people not care what goes oTr, to turn a blind eye to what it does. If Gandhi proved one thing, it is that our litical responsibility do? not come every IiTve years. It comes everyday in what we think what we say and, ultimately, in what we do.


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THE BIG SWEEP. ’ Hockey Wuniors jump to third in Canada after roastthg of Hawks Warrior Hockey byAndrewIGnross Imprint spts After a stunning two-game sweep by the Waterloo Wtiors over archrival Laurier Golden Hawks last week in OUAA regular season hockey action, fifth-year Warrior Jamie Maki, . who’s been around the league long enough to know a winner when he sees one, skated off the ice and gushed, “We’re CIAU-bound; number one in the country right now and that’s where we’re going to end up.“ And all indications would suggest that he’s right. A 6-4 Waterloo triumph over Laurier on Thursday night at Waterloo Arena was a prelude to an 8-2 blowout Sunday afternoon before a raucous crowd at the Columbia Icefield. With the victories, Waterloo ran its record to 13-O-2, while Laurier, now a distant second to UW in the OUAA West Division, slid to 10-5-O. Add to that a pair of defeats dealt to Trois Rivieres - the only other unbeaten CLAU team aside from the Warriors before last weekend - and you realize where Maki is coming from. The CIAU ranking committee, administrative elders who rate the teams each week, didn’t quite agree with Maki’s assessment and conservatively raised Waterloo ofie notch only from number four to three in the nation’s top ten. Last Thursday night at Waterloo Arena, the fanfare s&irted rather promptly but the spectators had packed the stands early so that they didn’t miss anything. Laurier’s diminutive, yet fiery, Steve Griggs scored on Waterloo backstop Steve Udvari to send the Hawk fans into a frenzy eight seconds after the opening faceoff. However, Dave Lurentz replied 23 seconds later, winning an equally thunderous

Dam Snyder (12) and Dave Lorentz (17) celebrate one of the many Warrior goals in their 8-2 trouncing of Laurier Sunday afternoon at the icefield. The previous Thursday in the bubble, Photo by Paul Done UW beat the Hawks 64 applause Erom the UW contingent in attendance. Laurier sniper Sean Davidson rattled a blast off of the Waterloo goalpost on the next rush and one knew that the match was going to be one of a kind. Before the end of the first period, Laurier had taken the lead three times, but Waterloo kept pace, amid shaky go&ending at both ends, and the frame finished, 3-3. Kevin Smith and Mark McCreary scored for WLU, while defensemen Jeff Ballantyne and Cory Keenan pitched in for the warriors. At 2:12 of the second period, Waterloo’s Tony Crisp swatted a %ose puck past the Hawks’ Mike Matuszek, and John Williams added a , dribbler through the pads 36 seconds

later to stake UW to a 5-3 lead. Udvari meanwhile, counting on the help of solid goalposts on at least a half dozen occasions, calmed down to curtail the Laurier scoring barrage, shutting out PVLU unti 18:52 of the third period, by which time it was too late. Later, Udvari agreed that nerves had played a part in the early going. “I think the puck was bouncing pretty bad for both teams. I know Mike (Matuszek) and myself let in goals that we don’t usually let in.” . As for the Laurier goalie, if the early scoring spree wasn’t enough, there was always Pat Daly to deal with, who as usual, played the role of menace,much to Matuszek’s detriment. And to top it aU off, Daly delivered the knockout punch early in the third

period. Mark MacKay intercepted a p third goal was key to us coming pass inside the Lauri& blue tie and throua,” said M& Yt wasn’t mu& steered it to Steve Richard who in of a shot but we knew that their turn set up Daly on the left side. goaltenders are weak and we have to Matuszek shifted to his right, just as take advantage of that and shoot whenever we can. It seemed to get the towering Daly popped out from behind the net and buried the puck everyone fired up on the bench,“said on the stick side. Naturally, Daly Maki. In vain, Gowing replaced starting relished the goal that put the Warriors up 6-3. goaltender Murray Townsend with “When I can add a goal like that to third string back up Jeff Laceby for the’ put the icing on the cake, it’s third period, who let Waterloo add awesome. It’s a great feeling,” said three more goals in as many shots. Daly. “I’m not much of a goal scorer, Prolific scorer Sean Davidson, who so after I buried it, I let him (Matuswas kept to one point through both games, stormed off the ice and zek) know it.” Shortly after the goal, slammed the Hawk bench door shut Daly took a two-handed slash in the stomach from Matuszek that cost the after Clark-Day had put Waterloo up Laurier side a two-minute shorthan4-2, essentially marking the demise of ded situation. The tantrum also cost any threat by Laurier. Davidson was Matuszek the next start when the without his regular centre, captain series shifted to Columbia Icefield. Mike Maurice, who scored 13 goals ‘? didn’t like to do it,” said Golden and 26 assists for 39 points in 12 Hawks head coach Wayne Gowing, games, before suffering a broken leg referring to the fact that he told back on January 5. Matuszek not to suit up for the return The Warriors showed amazing balance against Laurier with all four engagement Sunday. ‘But it’s a lesson that has to be learned. We canfoMrard lina contributing on the not afford foolish penalties at any tally sheet in each game. UW coach Don McKee felt that his team’s hard time, let alone with a game on the work has paid off. line.” Both sides came out throwing their “I said, enjoy it, because it shows how far you’ve gone with regards to weight around in game two of the your program,” said McKee. He home-and-home series. The referee added that over the last six years kept a close eye on things and called a things have changed$nce the time+, slew of penalties to,both teams. when Laurier would routinely rout Again, Steve %riggs sparked the Hawks, when he set up linemate the Warriors by scores as high as 10-l. But although Maki’s confidence Alai Labelle for the game’s first goal flowed freely, McKee’s remarks were ‘. at 1:50 of the first period. But Griggs’ overzealousness landed him four tempered. Asked if he has visions of an unbeaten schedule, McKee tips to the penalty box on the day, replied, ‘1 have no visions of it at all including a cross-checking minor during which Gory Keenan evened and I don’t want the guys to focus on it.” the score, 1-1. Golden Hawks centre Last night, the Warriors played Mike Dahle flipped a backhand over against Guelph at the Columbia Steve Udvari at 2:21 of the second period, before the Warriors scored Icefield. Details were unavailable at four unanswered goals, two by Jan-tie press time. On Sunday, they travel to Sudbuxy to play Laurentian. Next M&i followed by a pair from Clark weekend, the W~~OIS are at home to Day, to go up 5-2 at the end of two Western at 7:30 pm on Friday, Febframes. Maki scored both goals 16 seconds maxy 8, then host Royal Military College at 2:30 pm on Sunday, Febapart, early in the second period that my7 10. stemmed the Laurier tide. “I thii the

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This past weekend, the Warrior and Athena swimming teams hosted a set of dual meets at Laurier. The meets were split into two sessions, with the opponents for the first session being Carleton and Laurier, and for the second session on Saturday morning, Laurentian took the place of last chance U. Both teams thoroughly dominated winning against all the meet, nents on both days, The com0 p pp” ete domination was proventby the fact that Waterloo won every single shows team relay event, which strength and depth. Most surprising about the wins was the fact &at the swimmers wee given an oppor-. tunity to swim in s0me 0f their offeven&, which does not always maly for a strong lineup.

ment was turned in by the Warrior’s elder statesmen Michael ’ Cash (KOD). Cash split his way to a Bermudian National Record in the 400 IM. The best relay effort was performed by the men’s 4x50 m medley relay, which was a scant seven 1OOths of a second off the school record. The hairy-legged Athenas also had several excellent performances. Led by team co-captain Sheryl Slater who, along with teammates Kim Boucher and Chris Gibson, annihilated all comers in the 800 freestyle, touching in at a quick 9t38.37. Next weekend, the Athena swim team is heading up north to Sudbury for the 0m championship meet. The team has been working very hard since the Christmas training camp in preparation for this one meet. Team cocaptains Slater and Kris Jackshaw are very optimistic about the team’s chances this year. The Afhenas’hatie will be for fourth place with Guelph and Srock This goal should be att&abIe dapite their dual-meet loss to Guelph earlier in the year.

last swim meet of their competitive swimming careers. The graduating seniors on the team Carrie Powell, Andi Kenyon, Tami Lee, Jo Ann Aldridge, and Michele Bliss have all had very successful swims before, and the team will be depending on their leadership and their ability to make this a memorable meet. ‘These girls mean so much more to the team than the points they put on the board,” said Waterloo head coach Jeff Slater. “I feel all the women will be able to reach their full potential which this is all about.” In preparation for this meet, the Athems, along with the Warriors, will be travelling to Hogtown this Saturday for a fmal set of tune-up dual meets. This week’s opponents will be &h-ids swimming juggernaut, the Universityaf Toronto Blues and a less formidable foe, the York Yeomen, This is an extremely important meet I for both teams, p&cularly the tenth-. rankedWarriors,qUhiswill~the~ same pool where the OUAA &an+ picmship will take place in two weeks time. - . -. I

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Veteran guard Jason Poag (seen above with the ball in an earlier game with Guelph) helped the Warriors avenge two losses with a controlled defeat of Windsor Wednesday night, Photo by Downtown feed inside by rookie swingman Sean VanKoughnett. “The most impressive effort of all our players was John Hamilton in the last ten minutes of the first half,‘: said McCrae. ‘He came off the bench and scored ten points in ten minutes, and that really gave us a boost.” Third-year guard Rob Baird scored from just inside the treyline at I:44 to give Waterloo the lead to the dressing room, 43-42. Incidentally, the Warriors’ offence in the first half was just one point shy of their total output in the Brock disaster. Five minutes into the second half, Windsor tied it again, 52-52, then jumped ahead 62-58 with lo:59 left in the game. Just inside 10 minutes, VanKoughnett nailed two treys to put Waterloo back in the driver’s seat, 6462. The hosts knotted the game for a fourth time, 66-66, but couldn’t muster one last lead change. The Warriors

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Top scorers for Windsor were Geo& A&s, Kris Pauley, and Everton Shakespeare with 16,15, and 15 points respectively. Shakespeare has been a bright spot in an otherwise lifeless roster. Waterloo drained a phenomenal 45 per cent from three-point range, a steady 5 1 per cent on field goals, and a mediocre 62 per cent at the line. Meanwhile, the bncers canned an unstable 29 per cent from the Ambassador Bridge, 55 per cent from the hardwood, and 64 per cent on granny tosses. The Warriors outshadowed Windsor in rebounding 42-33. “It was an extension of Wednesday night’s loss to Guelph of not playing well,” said Warrior head coach Don McCrae after the Brock game. “Everybody else in the league is moving to mid-season form and we -are not, especiall? in the areas of agression, toughness, readiness, and reaction.” Waterloo took a traditional early lead 12-4 with some nice inside feeds to starting pivot Dave Rosebush. But Brock’s brick tossing frenzy didn’t last long. Couple that with the fact that UW seemed to make one too many passes inside creating overcrowding in the key. The hosts out-scored the Warriors 21-4 over the next seven minutes to take a 25-16 advantage. With 5:40 left in the opening frame, spidery UW guard Mike Duarte committed his third personal foul and had to sit, Brock had a seven-point margin, 31-24, at the break. In the second half, the Badgers’

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thread-the-neddle passes and baseline drives were iust too much for the turnstile defence. Surprisingly, the game was still within reach of the Warriors (nine points back) with five minutes left. Waterloo’s deficit grew to 18 points before the final buzzer showed a 6244 loss. Third-year forward Dave Dennis paced all score= with 21 points for the Badgers, while the guard tandem of Kevin Rome and Rob Demott drained 13 and 11 respectively. In a rare appearance at the top of Waterloo’s scoring stats, Rosebush potted 12 points, and ripped down nine rebounds. Hamilton sank- nine points, and @arte nailed seven. It was not a pretty game for either team on the stats sheets. Both teams shot a shaky 42 per cent from the field, and Brock had the upper hand at the gift box, 65-57. Neither side faired well at the trifecta either. Waterloo went O-for-l 1 at the treyline ’ and Rome sank just one of the Badgers’ five attempts. Brock outrebounded the visitors 38-31. Tomorrow (Saturday, February 2), the Warriors are at home for a big bout with McMaster at 2 pm here at the PAC. The game will be televised live on CHCH-TV Channel 11, which is no excuse to sit at home on your keester and watch it. Come to the game. Raise a little hell. Be loud and obnoxious. Then maybe you’ll have a chance to be on TV and you can say hi to mom and tell her to send money. It will also be Banner Day, so prizes will be given out to the fans with the best banners. The following Wednesday (February 6), arch-rival Laurier visits the PAC for an Spm contest.

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by RaoulJhke, jr. Imprint lllpmts Ever play against one of those teams that delight in running the score, up? You know, the ones coached by some distant relation to Attila the Hun, who keeps his frrst string in even though his team’s up by a ing other than an opinion(ated) column and I didn’t know how to do baziin poink. Doesn’t that piss you off? It pisses me off; I h&e that worse it? Hardly. than ear aches, warm beer, and The fmt game of the match was business as usual, with the Smiths Vanilla Ice combiied. So I guess the leading the Plague to 15-3 win in hi&light of the Black Plague’s match against the Windsor Lancers Wedabout 15 minutes. Steve and Scott nesday night was that our guys didn’t Smith provided the usual big plays, an ace by Scott and a kill to reclaim do it But it is neat to note that if the serve by Steve being notable. So for OUAA wanted to expand ik Western the second game, in the interest of conference by one team, they could sportsmanship, Scott Shantz decided just make the Wtiors’second string 1 to sit all but Shawn Smith and Tony a separate team, and it would proMartins from the first string. .Should have been a Jittle closer, bably finish in the top four, behind Waterloo’s fmt string McMaster, and right? Well, apparently when you sit the Smith twins, the Plague gets betWestern “Idle boasting” I hear you ter, ‘cause it only took ‘em 13 minutes cry. “Run away boosterism,” thou to shut the Lancers out. So, in the protest&h. They let me write someth-

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third game Shantz played his whole second string. It was closer, but the Warriors still won handily, 15-9. Windsor kept this one interesting. fighting hack from a 4-O deficit and then fighting back from 10-3 for 4 straight points. From 10-7 though, it was the Plague’s game. stats wise, this week none of the Smiths led the team in kills, that goes to John ‘Ten Stories” Tenthorey who recorded 7 kills and provedthat ya’ don’t have to. be named S&h to be a monster. S&t recorded 6 kiJls and Steve led the team with 3 aces in the game that they played, proving that it doesn’t necessarily hurt. Next act&m for our beloved Black Plague (now that’s b&terism!) is February 13, game time 8 pm, against the Purple Satan in a caged Texas Death match; don’t you dare miss it! After Western, the Warriors take on M&laster in what’s, sure to be a bloodfest revenge match, considering that the MixMaster Menudos handed the Place a league defeat sometime before Christmas. Feb ruary15,6pm,donotmissthIsone. Both games will be held in the PAC, so ya’can’t even blame lack of bus fare for not going.

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Waterloo’s Athena cagers have continued a familiar trend for the year 1991falosingtrend.Duetoyouthand inexperience, the Athenas have now Gone seven straight league games without a win In their latest loss, Waterloo hosted he Guelph Gryphons last Wednesday (January 23) in an exciting, see;aw thriller that wasn’t decided until he final shot. The Athenas ended up In the short end of a 43-42 score. UW now drops to l-7 (won-lost gecord) in league action. The lone vicory was the Athena’s season opener tt Windsor. Waterloo was able to get off on the ight foot in this affair, jumping ahead 114 just four minutes in. Unable to astain this lead for very long, 3uelph knotted the score at 17 with i0 minutes left in the opening half. %itber team was able to put together nore&an a basket at a time, and by me the Athenas held a 23-22 dge. In a game that f&ured no less than tie lead chane,%e Athenas did lot need to have their two veteran jlayers in foul trouble, which they lid. Thirty-seven seconds into the econd half, forward Brenda Kracmer )icked up her fourth foul and was for:ed to sit.

Guelph forced the Athenas into three turnovers ikr the first couple of minutes, and proceeded to score eight unanswered points. It wasn’t until Kraemer’s return seven minutes in that Waterloo managed to reply as she completed a three point play to make the score 30-26 Waterloo then strung a total of nine

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ints to take a deuce lead. But the ryphons connected on 10 in a row themselves and led with just over five minutes left, 40-32. The Athenas immediately started to cut into that lead, led by guard Kathy rebounding. Wordham’s tough Wordham grabbed three crucial defensive rebounds in the game’s final moments plus her seven-footer

with a little over a minute left drew the girls to witCone, 41-40: Center L&h-Ann Erickson who had picked up her fourth foul ten minutes-into the second half’ ‘picked up her fifth with just 1:W left to play. Without Waterloo’s only six-footer in the game, Guelph managed to score inside us take a three-point advantage. With the game clock running down, Waterloo rookie Marion Fernandez could not manage to shoot a trey to tie, sinking a two-point field goal at the buzzer to fall short 4342. Statistically, the Athenas were superior in every Category but turnovers. Waterloo out-rebounded Guelph by a 28-19 count, out-shot them 42-36 percent from the field and 80-55 percent from the line. The difference for .Waterloo however, was committing ‘21 turnovers while the Gryphons had only 11. Erickson and Kraemer, charter members of the Athenas, managed just nine and seven points respectively to lead the charge, while Erickson had seven boards to go with six from Worm. .Next home games are Saturday, February 2’ against McMaster and then Wednesday, February’6 against the Laurier Golden Hawks.

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Track team geared ftbr ~IAlh FKfzterloo is slowly developing into a national juggernaut

field et to bring some medals from the nationals, to be held in Wii on Marchs9. Waterloohasknvery&cessful sofarthisseaso~andthemen’steaqrmadeits debut in this year’s CIAU top 10 this past week at number six. TheWarriorandAthenasquadsboas~41 personaIbes~inthefirstthreemeetsofthe 1990-91 cam*, seven CIAU qualifiers, and two UW s&&11 records broken.

Waterloo’s UAU medal hopefuls are spearheadedbyPatKirkhamwhohas&eady quaWed in two running events (*e 3OOm and the @Bn}. Karl Zabjek has hit the stan&irdinthehighjumpandRichKoomansis another strong candidate. Rob Meikle is a medal hop&l in the 60m, while brother EM could join the 300x11 elite when he returns fromahamsLtingpuUThe4x400mrelay~eam of Kirkham, FW Meikle, Brent Forrest, and ~asonNymanwillrunatthenationals,andare supportedbytwoquickbackupsincaseof injuries. Finally, Jane Taite hasa strong chance tcqdifyinthehdm. ‘We have some athletes that don’t know howhightheirlimitsareandthefa~that~~ are CapabEe of reaching them,” said Waterloo had coach Brent M&lane. ‘?I think that 12 ~13peoplecouldqualify,Ourretumeesare SeLious and much fitter than last year.”

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at of the Student The coaching staff has the knowledge and experience to develop exceI.lent sprint, middle distance, hurdles, and throws units. McFarlane is a nationally certified level 5 coach for sprints and hurdles, and a level 3 coach in middle and long distance. He was Olympic hurdle coach for the planned 1980 Olympic Games in MOSCOW, the 1984 O&m‘c Games in bs Angeles, the 1988 Olympic Iit ames in Seoul, and the 1978 and 1986 Commonwealth Games. Fifteen athletes on Canadian national teams and 17 national champions were coached by McFarlane. As if that isn’t enough, he has studied w$h coaches all over the world; he has conducted over 250 dini= wofidwide; and he is the author of over 200 articles and 3 books on hurdling. Middle distance coach Jeff Anderson, who is also the head coach for cross-country at W, saiid, ‘We are getting strong in the sprint areas, relays, and recruiting, having Brent as coach. We will be hurting in the field events because of low interesk” Anderson has developed a number of OFSAA medalists in tmth middle distance and the high jump. Former OUAA 6OOm championand CIAW medalist Dave Romough wiIl assist Ander-

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that the leadership roles of team captains F%tKirkham, Rob Meikle, Derek King, and Jane Taite will help the team achieve their goals. Team manager Tassy Kakaletris and Dale Laphram look after the administrative duties for McFarlane, a teacher at the Wellington County Board of Education, and Anderson, who teaches at Forest Height’s Colkgiate in fitchener. Another incentive for the track athIetes are the teamshiits they are awarded with if, and

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and they are learning to understand the track and field mentality. Also, we approached Wally D&hey with a job d&eon of our situation and goals and he did his best to suit our needs greatly.” Strong financial support from the department in recent years now allows the team to travel in a bus instead of a convoy of vans. They havepunhasd an indoor track runway and also more equipment. “It is important to keep the program alive/ stresses M&&lane. “Waterloo was trade itionally known only for middle distance strength&utnowourathletesareplacingwell in other events too. ‘We currently cannot facilitite pole vauIt, long jump, and triple jump. A multi-sports complex to house numerous sports can only enhance university life, of students and improve sports performance. 0ne of the main ways to improve would be to build a bigger weight room for the high numbem of people who use it, but I know the budget and the &ted space availabl_e restrict that” McEarlane’s track and field practices use techniques that are&&o suitable for football, basketball, and hockey athletes. He has used his kno%dedge to help some of thi! full-time coaches develop strong training programs for other sports.

TheArizonaCamp Over the Christmas holidays, the W and K-W track and field teams travelled to Arizona for a 12day training camp. There were alternating days of hard multi-workouts and recovery periods. On the rest days, the teamtravelled to the Grand Canyon, Mexico,

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The University of Waterlm track and field team competed at the CanAm T!ck Classic last Saturday, held at the University of Windsor. The meet brought to&ether teams from both sides of the border and featured sevetal outstanding performances, ‘cularly in the field events. The r arrioxs and Athenas continued their sbdy improvement as many personal bests were achieved. In the men’s 600 meters, Pahick K&ham and Brent Forrest continued their string of impressive performances placing fourth (lQ2.50) and seventh (1:23.77) respectively. T.J. running his fimt race of Mackenzie, the season, also finished in the top ten with a time of L24.89. High jumpers Rich Koomans and Karl Zabjeck competed well in an outstanding competition, placing fifth (1.98m) and eighth (1.95m) respectively. hktrci Aitken also had a high placing with a seventh (1 :50.19) in the

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and Las Vegas to relax and take a break @rn the stress of training. “You could see the benefits from the Arizona Camp in the results from our fmt few meets of the new year,” said Anderson. mc~staffpointed out that they have only eight wpmen on the team They suggested 12-15 women would make up a fairly decent and competitive Athena squad. “University students do not try out g for track because they assume they t the same competition and are scared off,”

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pointed out McFarlane. “But that is nol the case.” Another problem that McFarlane mentioned was that people will come to UW for academia, not track The emphasis is on the sciences not Arts, so high school graduates are also scared off by the high entrance s-d=b. ‘We have good coaches in the Atheltics went $ut our track facilities aren”t big enoitgh or a&quate enough. That is a hard aspect of -tiw” ” Yet despite these ‘problems, the University of Waterloo track and field program is slowly forniing into a rrational juggernaut.

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The forms just seem wrong. beliefs, According to Picasso’s though, they are correct He is displayins different perspectives at once, and at the same time redefining the forms of objects. The best example of a change in perspective is-the mandolin itself. It appears bent, but that is just because Picasso’s vantage point has been altered and he displays a different view in the same painting. Indeed, he paints her left breast as slightly overhanging on the strings of an instrument she is supposed to be playing; this is the perspective you would receive if you looked at the girl from above.

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Some philosophers w-rite what they believe; most do not even bother to do that. But a few are afforded the paint their opportunity to puosophiks. The art&s of prehistory painted man’s relationships with nature and the gods; Michelangelo painted the relationships between man and God; and Picasso painted man’s rela.tionship with nature, To ascribe metaphysics to a painter is a tall order, but I believe that it can be done, especially in the case of Picasso, who held strong beliefs about the nature of reality, or Being* Picasso held these views in one of two ways: some he developed himself, and some he held in conjunction with the Cubist school of art. Though Picasso doesn’t appear to be a great thinker in terms of conventional thought, nevertheless he is extraordinarily important in that he was among the first thinkers to capture the fragmentation of the world and of men. A painting is much more visible than a written manifesto, and thus arguably more powerfuL It is with this in mind that I look at Picasso; art captures attention, and Picasso has most certainly garnered at least his fair share. Though I would not like to limit this piece to Picasso’s Cubist period, I shall focus on it because it is this period that represents his philosophy most clearly. And it is this period that is considered to be his most tiportant. Picasso painted what was considered the tit Cubisbpainting, “La Demoiselles d’Avignon” (New York: The Museum of Modern Art), in the spring of 1907. This was not just the opinion of others, it is also one he held: “it has been said that Zes Demoiselles d’Avignon’ was the first picture to bear the mark of Cubism; it is true . . . it was I who invented Cubism.” Metaphysics is the search for what holds reality together; the quest for In other words, explanations. metaphysics is the search for Being. I make one assumption in discussing

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To the Cubist, art is just plastic; that is, it is just form. According to Etienne Gilson, in Painting rind Real@, art takes up “a plastic meaning of its own.“In Cubism, the lines of a figure only mean +at .they are lines of. a figure. This itiicates that the painting only signifies itself, it does not signify what it seems to represent. Gilson claims that after Cezanne, no painter has approached the idea of art as plastic as well as Picasso. The painting

stay faithful to the medium: paintings are on flat surfaces; therefore the image should be flat too. Secondly: the various components on the canvas:, cease to become images once they are painted. They become completely p&tic in that they represent nothing but themselves. Because only two dimensions exist in a Cubist painting and because the images are totally plastic, there is only one way to view it. The one perspective that the Cubist work offers is the only one to be sensed.

the metaphysics pf Picasso: we are limited, in our search, to our sensory experiences. Picasso explains the world through his senses - mainly sight. By exploring all the different It cannot be said, therefore, that perspectives of an object, Picasso Picasso denies the object. No, he tried to go beyond normal sense data. merely looked at it from many angles, For, only by knowing every possible and painted on the canvas his ideas perspective could we rnlY derived froln the viewing. Picasso apprehend Being. This is the freed himself from the binds of repmetaphysics of Picasso. resenting an object in the way it Cubism was an attempt to undersseems to be, according to its tand the nature of reality- This, a pearance. Picasso took the object, however, is belied by a noticeable c K opped it up, and represented the lack of any semblance of reality on becomes itself a reality. Picasso, when various perspectives and angles. This, most Cubist canvasses. This looking discussing art, himself once said that of course, does not give us a complete for, and looking at, reality, centered “from the point of view of art there are view, or much less an understanding, on a principle point: when we see no concrete or abstract forms, but of the object, but it does underscore something we are always only getonly forms which are more or less his view of Being: that there is someting one perspective, no matter 1 convincing lies. That those lies are thing beyond the visibly manifest where we stand. If we change our necessary to our mental selves is Picasso admitted this much himselk vantage point, then it is true that we beyond any doubt, as it is through “it has kri agreed upon that a speget another perspective, but we are them that we form our aesthetic point cial sign represents a tree, another a Ml only seeing one. of view of life.” house, a man, a woman; exactly as in a Thus, when I see my computer terlanguage the word ‘man’ evokes the mid, I only see the screen, the letAt this point, it may seem that the image of a man, tie word House’, a texs, the keyboard, and so on. But I Cubists have totally invalidated house and this in all languages cannot see the fan at the back of the themselves. For, if we cannot know although in every language, the word machine, nor can I see the little foldsomething from only tiewing one varies.“A sign represents a tree in art: out legs that position my keyboard at aspect of something then we cannot the word “tree, represents a tree: a pleasing 20degree angle. If I were, know a Cubist painting from merely why would the form of a tree, then, do for some reason, desirous of painting viewing it. any more than represent a tree? a likeness of my corn uter, merely painting what I saw f: om the one perspective would fail to capture the sensible Being of the machine. The Cubists, then, would attempt to paint all the difEerent aspects of it. They would attempt to capture the three dimensions on a two dimensional without being slaves to plane reality. This is how a Cubist painting works. ------. Picasso’s “Girl with a mandolin” (New York, Museum of Modem Art) of 1910 provides a good example of the Cubist vision. A first glance at the painting reveals almost nothing, literillly. The viewer, especially if unaccustomed to Cubism, cannot tell what he is looking at. (“Girl with a mandolin” is not as difficult in this respect, as, say, “Portrait of DanielHenry Kahnweiler” (Chicago, The Art Institute of Chicago).) After a few contemplative moments the painting starts to become dearer. The viewer %uernicaJy (New York, Museuln of Modern Art) clearly sees the girl and the mandolin,

There is something beyond the tree’s form that creates its treeness, according to Picasso, and it is his job to capture as many different perspectives as possible in order to begin the job of capturing its sensible Being. Most people would agree with this. A body of a man is not a man; a dead body, though the body of a man, has ceased to be man-ness. The Same is true in painting. But Picasso’s point goes further than this. The symbol that is accepted as that of a tree is just a symbol - and in keeping with the Cubist manifesto, the painted symbol is only a symbd of itself. This is the plastic image again. Though the plastic image only represents itself, it still came from somewhere. It was once the idea of Picasso. So, even though it is now in a painting, it was once in Picasso’s head. What was in Picasso’s head was his idea of what he saw; what is on the canvas is the result of Picasso’s idea. It had a genesis, but is now its own thing. Thus, it can be said that a cubist painting is a collection of things that were once somebody’s idea of nature+ As Picasso said: “through art we ’ express our concept of what nature is not.” Picasso paints just @astic images. But Picasso advocated the understanding - as much as possible - of an object before attempting to paint it. He once said that he

shoulapaint a pipe, because she does not smoke it.” It is one thing to see a pi f and yet another to taste the to E cco, feel the bit in your mouth, and so on. A person who does not smoke a pipe cannot know all the pers~&ves that it offers. only by understanding an object, as opposed to knowing an object, could we hope to give what little credibility that we could to it

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byAndrewFlint Itmplintstaff Since the majority of television is, in my opinion, mindless trash, anything thatpokes fun at the great god TV has to be good, or should I say FASS to be good? That’s right, FASS ‘91 has attacked that lovable little box that most people own some statisticalIy accurate number of. Along the way FASS also manages to throw jives at radio, movies, politics, greed, and, of course, every aspect of student and administrative life at the University of Waterloo. Now I must contradict myself. A production attacking television does not ensure a nood production.

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include a perfect parady of professional wrestling. a great rip off of Sneak pr4viavs, entitled Bleak PreV&KS, and an episode of your favorite gameshow “Choose Your Poison.” Perhaps one of the funniest bits was the take dff on the Labatt’s La This La That commercials that ran something like “I was on my way to La Store to stock up on L,@Z@&oodles when La Na$al Pass&e&we& assaulted by La Obnoxious Fumes so I raised La Finger at La Factory, because La Factory was Labatts.” The play did, however, go a little overboard on Student Life Centre joka The first few were funny, including the real reason the building wasn’t pass@ students thought it was a life instance complex, but after that they wore a little thin. Nothing is safe from FASS, CKCO took a kick to the gut, Imprint took a couplb of blows, and CKMS will be reeling for months to come. F did laugh at the idea that CKMS wants to stock recordings that even the Immint hasn’t heard of (an

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Obviouslv a Droduction must stand on its &I m&its, and Please I30 Nok Mjuti Your Skt stands tall, FASS 91 was a lot of fun and an all-round solid performance. Prior to the show, I talked with the director Charles Sisson about this production and about FASS in general. He seemed very enthusiastic about the whole idea of FASS being an avenue for student (and alumni and staff and faculty) fun and excitement. It was also pointed out that FASS is one of Waterloo’s longest running institutions While talking about this show, Sisson spoke proudly of the songs and their comedy lyrics. He also added that “We’re no Weird Al’s,” but then who would want to be? For my dollar there were a lot more laughs in a single song from Please Lb Nut Adjust Your Set than an average album of Weird Al Yankovic. Of course, there were the requisite number of groaners in the play but overtill the jokes were very good. Some of the outstanding moments

i??ZpOSSibiliQ, t7f course! - et?), but it b&gs up a&i Wing in the Flay. The “story of CKMS” song should have been based on a more alterna&e sounding song to illustrate the lyrics and the idea better. The administration and red ta e that surrounds the school took trl e worst of the insults with plans and new plans and new revised plans to control all the power in the school by first taking over the fictional UofW television station, or maybe first the radio station, no definitely first is to control the Fed President and then. the television station or maybe . . . Well, however it is achieved somebody wants power, or at least wants to make sure the Columbia Lake Accord does not go through, after all, who wants to ensure distinct society for Village Two? FASS also invents such wonderful myths as the tunnels under the school is actually a world of rabbit people, this is conveyed to us by the excellent performance of Nigel Rathbone the King of the Rabbit People. Other not-

able performances go the character of Cliff from Cheers, complete with a perfect imitation of his voice, Doctor Young Blain N. Simple, and Carla Carlson. One thing that comes to mind dwing the bits of mock television shows seen or discussed in the play, is that most of them have plots that equal those of real prime time television shows. Scary &uff. The direction was good and choreography was excellent. Some of the dance routines were very impressive. The sound effects and lighting were also fine. Overa& nothing really to complain about in the technical area. I had one complaint with the production as a whole. I felt that far too many possibilities for in-jokes were overlooked. Some more television shows could have been represented in deadpan one liners interjected into normal speech. A slightly more blatant example from the play was when a character ends up eye to breasts and quips ‘?ivin Peaks.” Even littie hints to shows would have been nice, such as a ‘M;rke it so” or a ‘Be seeing yolf, these would have been picked up by fans of those shows and would have been at home with the theme of the PbY* I highly recommend ‘please Do Not Adjust Your Set,” it is fun and it Costs less than a movie:If you cannot make the play, make sure you tune in to the great god TV for the latest episodes of “Das Love Boat,” “Gun-

fight at the Oka Corrd,““HaWy~~ “1 the Rich and XWIIC&,~ and “America’s Funniest Most’Wanted.” Or maybe you would pr&,amovie, might I sugge&Marri~ to* Blob” or the new movie w Jack

A~-~v~~~ mluw 1 x”ypl, and Mb key Rourke called ‘m Men Eai a Baby.” Of course, if you stay in, tune in to CKMS for the latest in music, drama and literature on “Up the ti.”

Phantoms & Rhinos The Phantoms and The Rhino?3 Hooduo Lounge January 25th bY I+ m3v Imprint staff A Friday night. A cheesy bar, packed beyond capacity. Everywhere lithe young women are prowling, tense and anxious. Young men sip their draught with hesitant glances toward the stage. Everywhere you can read the mood in people’s faces; their eyes and mouths twitch in a primal Morse code. Sex. The first band mounts their instruments. It’s the Rhinos, a group of high energy players bound only by the outer limits of the stage. The crowd feels their beat, their riffs. The Rhinos have lust, but they are so sincere. Horn, sax and bongos combine in a barely controlled mayhem while a young, but virile Danny Michel hustles the mike with songs as diverse as the comical post-domestic “I Wish I Had A Wife” to their S&anboogie, “The African Song (I Love the Drummer In the Band).” Playing origi~1 material along side covers of the Flintstone’s theme and a swangin’ “In The Mood” the Rhinos did ample prepping for what was to come, leaving an audience craving more, needing satisfaction. 1 And then it was quiet. The crowd was impressed and pleased by the opening act, a pleasure unexpected but enjoyed thoroughly. But there

was no ease while waiting for the main attraction. The tension built in the silence between sets. The heat increased. Then Jerome took the front, calm but ready and able. The guitir kicked in, the bass put out and the drums drove it home. The crowd exploded. Thus, it begun. Playing straight for over an hourand-a-half, the Phantoms drilled their quarry to a unified mass of chadtic frenzy. To complete the madness, amplified harmonica growled and groaned into the grinding eclectic blues that brought the house down. It took almost ‘an’hour for people to wind down enough to go home. Upon reflection a few thoughts occur. The first is to hope the Phantoms never achieve any great fame, because every time that happens to good Canadian acts they become watered-down versions of themselves, lame and pitiful. The Phantoms are sensational live. The second is to hope lthat the Rhinos become a little more widely known because of this exposure so they can make enough to keep together as a band. There is already a special relationshi developing between the two ban f s (and rightIy so, for they share some mystical quality which causes their audiences to be predominantly female) and it promises to grow in the future. Finally, I am completely reassured that live music conducive to starting riots and orgies is alive and well. who says that the fun stopped in the sixties?

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Jeff .Goldblum is the .*-TMG’uy

The Tall Guy Directed by Mel Smith

What makes the British romantic comedy 77~ Tall Guy good is that it’s packed with playful details. Though director Mel Smith and writer Richard Curtis are so desperate to m&every second a laugh that they . dmcnmmate the hackneyed &p, the law of averages is such that the inventiveness pays off. Jeff Goldblum is the American hqmt in *e cast playing an actor named Dexter King. He has been living in London for six years without Llnyprogressinhiscareer.Asstraight man to megalomaniac comic Ron Anderson, Dexter gets paid less than .

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a charming intelligent woman, (played by Geraldine James) who happens to be a “nymphomaniac, which means there’s always a lot of interesting people dropping by.” Aptly named Carmen, this cheery friend urges him to combat his loneliness by resurrecting an old girlfriend, but he explains that he never much liked any of them. (In flashback, we see why. One example is Tamara, who during sex, used to destroy his concentration by calling out “Pump me, Mr. Petrol!“). On a visit to the hospital to cure his, hay fever, Dexter meets an attractive candidate, a selfcontained nurse (Emma Thompson). In order to get a chance to talk to her, he submits to a series of painful injections, despite his tremendous fear of them. There’s a horribly funny sequence where Goldblum’s face seems to turn beet-red before our eyes while a psychotic doctor (Hugh Thomas) ruthlessly administers the shots; it’s the same kind of humour as the pet killings in A Fish Culled Wanda, but less laborious. This nurse is so glib and confident that Degter doesn’t seem to stand a chance. When she confides that she hates her name, Kate Lemon, he muf& things yet again by saying it could be worse, it could be “HitIer,” or ‘Tampon” But she goes out with him anyway, atbd they make riotous love, arms and legs flying everywhere, as if they were trying to play Twister” at the same time. As a result of his prticupation, Dexter is fired by Ron Anderson, and that’s when his big break cornea He gets the lead in a new musical, (He can’t sing, but he’s the right height) Thea& life is mocked rather mercilessly in this section. The music is composed by Peter Brewis to resemble Andrew Uoyd Webber’s style and Charles Augins’ choreography parodies the poses of the aowds in

LRS Mkrables, as well as inapprop riate razzamatazz dancing. Kate is the dy person who sees how rklkuIous it is. Meanwhile, Dexter’s co-star (played by Kim Thompson), looks like an ingenue, but isn’t, which spelk trouble for Dexter and Kate’ relationship. The film’s structure is typical romantic comedy; but in a genre that has little interest in and of itself, Curtis has fitted so many witty throw-aways and so many splendid caricatures that the movie whizzes by before you even notice its essential ordinariness. It aims to be pleasantly diverting. not a biting satire on show-biz. When it degenerates into a music video mon+age set to Madness’ Tt Must Be Love, or when Smith over-emphasizes a point, it’s not too tiresome. We can just wait it out. Because, ultimately, The Tall Guy has the appeal of comedies like Tapeheuds, and Bob Zemeckis films such as Who Framed Roger Rabbit? lots of little stuff. Everyone’s clothes are idiosyncratic wardrobes (designed by Denise Simmons) and their apartments are decorated (by Grant Hicks) as bizarrely as the rebellious suburban dwellings in the Daniel Pinkwater picture book me Big Orange Splat, the &rain of which is ‘My house is me and I am it. My house is where I like to be and it lo& Iike all my dreams.” These characters would be happy in a 1pizanr, or Far Side strip. Atkinson, Smith, and Curtis are alumni of the BBC program Not the

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With the end of my tenure looming ominously on the horizon, the question “what happens to old Imprint editors” has crossed my mind several times. While 1 have never thought of my predecessors as street-comer panhandlers, and Aqua Velva-holics, the thought that one of them is actually might be a published author of growing reknown, is one that has not sprung to mind often. George Elliott Clarke was editor-in-chief back in 1984-5, and has since gone on to complete studies at Dalhousie, and is currently a doctoral candidate at Queens. Last year, his second book of poetry Why/ah Falls, gathers together work written during more thana halfdecade, and was published to critical acclaim. He has been published in Z%e Globe and Mail and appears as an

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Nine O’Clwk News. Atkinson played the grumpy hotel manager in Y%e Witches; he snarls and sneers his way through this picture. There’s a layer of irony in the fact that Ron Anderson wins a comedy award, bombastically‘ declaring himself “the best comedian in the history of the world,” while Atkinson himself was the recipient of several prestigious British prizes for comedy. Similarly, Emma Thompson, whose Kate is too sensible and down-to-earth to fall for the theatrical sleight-of-hand, spent much of her own career in musicals. Goldblum, meanwhile, is a skilled actor, able to create extraordinarily vivid and unique characters, but he’s playing a mediocre (and often irresponsible) performer. Dexter has 6nough trouble coping with everyday life, he doesn’t need the grief of trying to be a real artist as well. Thompson and Goldblum are a team, their performances the right mixture of humour and seriousness. (They have rather grim smiles on most of the time.) They don’t go through utterly madcap adventures, and the skewed personalities around them give a lovely, whimsical edge to their romance. Despite the broader, less satisfying moments of Z%e Tall Guy, such as thei’moronic end credits (another music video), we leave the theatre contented. We feel that we would like to know more about this pair. Feb, 1-5 at the princess Cinema.

occasional panelist on CBC radio. The Department of English and the Creative Arts board are sponsoring a visit by George to his old haunts at UW in the second week of February. On the evening of Thursday, February 7, he will be reading from his poetry, and will then be discussing the work of the attendees. The workshop will be held in the Faculty Common Room at St. Jerome’s College and will commence at 7:OO pm and continue to lo:00 pm. Writers are requested to bring copies of their writing to the workshop. Clarke will also be returning to sit in on Friday’s staff Imprint staff meeting at 12:30 pm in CC140. Past and present staff wiIl, no doubt be curious to hear George’s recollections and comments u@n Imprint’s growth and change. Hmmm . . . an Imprint editor a published author? Perbps I won’t be found face down in a gutter clutching a bottle of paint thinner, after alL


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It Cm seem, at first, an almost impossible task to review such a movie as Hamlet, Prince of Denmark. For although I major in English and am familiar with much of Shakespeare’s works, I am an expert on neither Shakespearian Tragedy or Eliz-abethan literature in general. So the dilemma is this: do I simply review Franc0 Zeffirelli’s new film as a creation in itself or, apply Shakespearian criteria in order to judge

vitality and realism? Well, Gibson and Close banish those mcs&s quite well. Unfortunat&$ I couldn’t get over the idea that this was Mel Gibson doing Hamlet! It was strange and I’m not sure the quality of perfor-’ mance had anything to do with my perception. I think it would be virtually impossible for anyone with a popularity as big as Mel’s to portray an Elizebethan character and draw the audience in to the point where they forget who he/she really is. Nevertheless, the amount of work the cast put into this movie (voice lessons, horseback riding and fencing instruction) was obvious and the+ efforts should, be applauded. From a Shakespearian perspective, I think Will-babv would--have been

Aristotelian philosophy suggeststhat... appropriately? Aristotelian philosophy suggests seeking the middle ground which is what I will attempt to do (knowing full well that most of you will need to go and make up your own minds anyway). The movie puts none o&er that Mel Gibson in, the lead role. He is joined by Glenn Close (Fatal Attrxtion) as Hamlet’s mother, and Alan Bates as the hated uncle/King. A word to the wise from the start; do not go see this movie expecting Hamlet doing Mel Gibson/ Mad Max/ Q&Lethal Weapon) as you will be terribly disappointed. Rather, go to see one of Hollywood’s biggest stars trying something most do not have the courage or talent to do, and something he himself hasn’t done since he was with the State Theatre Co. of South Australia. One more piece of advice I can offer to potential customers is to familiarize yourself with the play (or take someone who is familiar with it) kcause

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proud. The dialogue of the play was almost word for-word and Gibson gives the Prince of Denmark the depth of character he deserves. Alan Bates as the murderous uncl6 was a little weak in my opinion (eg. poor reaction to he Mousetrap play arranged by Hamlet). Overall though, a quality offering. For those thinking it might be an interesting change of pace ’ to try something from Shakespeare and not exactly prepared to hike on over to Stratford, this may be just the thing to encourage a future theatre trip this summer.

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Christopher Waters . Imprint staff In December of 1990, Frank “01’ blue eyes himself” Sinatra turned seventy-five. In honour of this auspicious occasion, or perhaps in honour of the year of the boxed set, Capitol Records pored through their vaults and issued forth this seventy-five song collection. The collection spans the nine or so years that the Chairman ot the Board spent a Capitol in between his stints at Columbia and then at Reprise Records respectively. These years (1953-1962) were the most bountiful and positively productive era of Sinatra’s career. It was during this period that he starred in various movies such as Our Town, Hiah Societv. K?e Joker fi Whi and woYn an O&r for his supporting roIe in From Here To Eternity. These feats alone would have been a hefty footnofe in anyone’s career; however, during this same period Sinatra was, arguably, recording the finest songs of his career. The quintessential versions of ‘I’ve Got You Under My Skin,” “Nice’n’Easy,” “Come Fly with Me,“among many other classics were recorded within this same time span. Sinatra’s years at Capitol are ;ZnL qualed. This interval produced a more mature and classic Sinatra, as compared to his early Columbia recordings and compared to the parody of a lounge lizard which he would become at Reprise Records. AS the intensity of Sinatra’s voice faded in Iater years, he began to substiwte ridiculous ad lib expressions (a la “oh baby”) and/or verbal excIa.mations (a f$-cha”) to atone for his f+ing .

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By Bernard Kearney Imprint staff Itis1:55amandIamtiredofplaving armchair general There arebniy so many times I can stomach watching Nintendo’s newest video game ‘Bsert Stonn,“especially since I don? have a power glove. Armed byith none other than my trusty remote, I endeavor to transform my T.V. into a Las Vegas slot machine, inevitably landing on the nation’s music station. The .play list for the ensuing three vids reads A-Ha, An Emotional Fish, and Glass Tiger. In the past, with re ard to record and concert reviews, il eArtssectionhas ~ been lambasted for revelling in obscurity. The video for “Celebrate,” ~AEF’s debut single this side of the tig “-wet spot, has made the regular rotaI: tion on Mulch Muzak, so at the risk of b‘~~being too mains&am (gulp),,1 &II ~~~non&&ss r&ew their de* @$&urn and rem-t& a s&hirt sol&&

enduring any tid all criticism from my fellow reviewers for being deviant. Hailing from Dublin, Ireland, AEE were spawned in the spring of ‘88 (but hey, you probably already knew that).The record explores a myriad of em&ions, from thh chaotic h’ghway intensity of “Celebrate” to the cerebral back roads of ‘IBrick it Up.” Often compared to the Doors for &ood and passion, the raspy vocal abilities of frontman Gerald Whelan, fused solidly to the heartbeat of his often bluesified cohorts, justify the estimable comparison on kickass tracks like “All I Am,” “Colours,” and “Grey Matter,” all the while maintaining an individuality that may find future outfits reviewed with reference to them.

4’armchair fish ” Their latest offering is a new version of ‘Blue,” the follow up single to “Celebrate”. Unfortunately, it is one of the weaker tracks on the album, and this “newer” version does little to tiprove or change both the song and my opinion, Also included on the three track CD are two unreleased songs; ‘The Obvious Song” and ‘The Island.” The LP (and sinde) is produced by, Tim R&ner whiie ihe kter ~0 ma onthe new offering are self rcKhlcecl. ‘The obvious song” ge gins promising good things to come but alas, promptly veers off the overpass with a shrill and a screech, potentially was matig what brilliant. “The Island” (yawn) is reminiscent of what Newsworld is famous for, fillers. The only remedy for this SCUD out of control is a Patriot missile. + ,‘-. ’


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)y Trevor Blair mprint staff Re-mixing has become an industry. ‘he Cure’s latest project Mixed Up vas a successful exploitation of the 3dustry: they were able to release a double album’s worth of material, wing done either very little or none 9 the remixing themselves and only vriting two new songs. Lead haircut

R&art Smith& anxemr-d qing he’d liked to have released a triple album. Tl& in mind, coupled with the fact that I liked Axed LTp, I decided to yap about the various works not included on the album. Why? because they are WORTHY! “Harold and Joe,” the other new song, is actually better than “Never Enough,” the single from which it is culled. Working a vein similar to ‘The Walk” without being obnoxious, it is an essential indicator for Cure fans as to where their band is in ‘91. With “Let’s Go To Bed,“another one of the Cure’s more awful moments, the remix actually dissects and recreates an attractive whole, bringing out the song’s subtleties and deemphasizing the cheesy keyboard line. On the album The Head On The hr, “Close To Me” is a minimalist foray into alternative pop. The Cure are mainstream now,, having sold miIlions and millions of copies of 0% intqratim, and “Close To Me” then, gets one of those familiar “funky drummer” backbeats a la’ almost everything to come outof Manchester in the last year. Back in 85 the original remix added trumpets what a difference! I was sad to see that they were absent on the Mixed Up version but the “Closest mix” ushers them back in. Hooray, it’s gonna be a great year. The highiight on this EP is the ‘Red mix” of “primary”. Great big meaty guitar riffs and a rhythm section that when it kicks in, is pure adrenaline. Like some of the other older tracks on Mixed Up, I suspect The Cure had to re-record “Primary” bec+se the orignal master tapes were either lost or destroyed. Had it been included, it would easily have been one of the centrepieces on Mixed Up. We also get a reworking of “Just Like Heavenf’, and whiIeit’sbetter than the other material included fromtheKisrMeK~MeKisrMeLP,it pales next to ‘Primary.” ThestoiyoftheM~e6K@projectis .&viousIy an incomplete one, so if you’re wondering about the scatteriqp, herds one rowing CklOllEs~Of appmd to consider.. Ferha fr e ~ersinglewiIrheIpunearth kkkutp&r. . . -


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“Endurance” and “We Are Storm” +ound like they were captured on some twilight eve in the heavens. There are sounds never meant to be trapped by mechanical device; sunsets shine and rain falls free, so how did the Dainties commit these songs to tape? The music. Apparently the album was recorded very quickly - all the guitm, bass and drums in a day. A friendly spirit must’ve been present. Afterwards, a character named Lee Thornburg listened to the songs and wrote brass parts out the next night. While the groups brilliance protects most of the tunes, the title cut really suffers at Thomburg’s hands, sounding like the overblmted f%na.le to some Disney film. Ridiculous trumpet and tacky backing vocals echo off each other creating an awkward album-closing mess. Dud aside, there are still eleven other redeeming, wonderful tracks which in their own way help chrorii-

by Trevor Blair Imprint staff Few songwriters stop me in my tracks the way Martin Stephenson does. Leonard Cohen comes to mind, and a couple of others. After the widely ignored &at To Bolivia and Gludsurrze, Humour And Blue, St henson gives us his third Lp J ututiun Road. It’s an album with enough good magic floating through it that I can find no solace in my cynical whinings or flippant dismissals No, here is an album which compels me to speak about the (gulp) music.

cle Stephenson’s unique personal vision The jazzy ‘I& Us To Bum” and ‘Heart Uf The City” hint at his general musical direction while “In The Heal Of The Night” has a nice Percussive march, conjuring up a sense of strength and community. Of course there are a couple obligatory cute songs (“Too Much In Luve”and “Morning: Time”) but even they seem PO emphkize the album’s st&ngths rather than detract from them. His personal philosophy is laid out most clear on’ Endurance’however, when he wonders ” . , . if this road is for endurance, And endurance means a son, If endurance means a marriage, Then this pain is fun, purely fun?“, speculating and mtielling at mn and woman’s holy gift for life. Perhaps the angels are good to Martin Stephenson, perhaps he’s figured out how to rob them blind. Those that seek out Salutation Road will find themselves ‘amongst the blessed.

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has fowd by His ,son J.C.‘ and immediately rushed to Cambridge Memorial Hospital where He was pronounced dead on arrival. The cause of death is as of yet uncor-&.mwd, however, it is suspec: ted that despair with hii last creation caused him to commit suicide. Apparently, after listening to an album lay a band named “Gd% Acre,” The Mighty One attempted-to rip out His own ears and punctured His brain in the process. m eulogy was delivered at the N&on Funeral home in Hespeler which was standing room only as the entire city turned out to psiy homage to the m of brds. God wiil be remembered as a source of controversy. His creationist views were perpetually doubted by Ihrwin& and those scientists who doubted creation as a feasible explanation for the human race. God claimed to be the. creator of the universe, and is generally considered

These bands are polar opposites. Lard is everything that is $uality in to be responsible for life as we know post-thrash, speed core or which ever it. His other claims to fame included ’ moniker is in vogue today. Thrash, the creation of several billion galaxies s ed core: “labels” (said in Buddy and gene&a process in which life is p’ ale-like lisp). Whereas The Accused created from lifelessness. He is also is everything that isc mediocre in the credited with the first true same scene. understanding of @e meaning of life, Lard is really the combination of but refused to share this with man for Alien (remember when you could what He described as “personal just call him Al?) Jourgensen and reasons.” Paul Barker of Ministry, along with The immortal being was a recluse, Jell0 Biafra (ex-Dead Kennedy, pr* l.iving’His life in a quiet &t&t of sent freedom of speech fi@er) and Cambridge. He is often portrayed as Jeff Ward, This album blends the having forgotten about His last Crea- strengths of these in&viduals and tion,man (described by some cynics creates an intelligent and rocking as his first iristake). God was 87 000 album. A thinking person’s Accused 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 if you will. 000 000 000 000. Speaking of the Accused.. . (a subJesus Christ stated that it was “too tle change .of topic) this is their la(s)bad He survived the horrors of Black test of many albums. The band is very Sabbath, Judas Priest and Don& tight and very loud. However, the Wahlberg rapping, j&t to be done in singer sounds like a cross between by a small Wak Trax bar&’ Roseanne Barr and Rob Lowe. This The king of kings is survived by incessant screeching makes most one son and a holy ghost. tracks an endurance test with the I think that about says it all. exception of “Room 144” which is an

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Rest easy music fans, for the sound of the future is remarkably like that of the present, hence, no need to radicaliy restructure one’s listening habik, nor, if the wallet is too tight, need you actually buy anything new. Polygram has kindly packaged a number of songs, many already familiar to the avid disco patronizer, others less so. Who needs to go ta Stingers to hear the latest in dance floor tunes when all you need is ta pick up this. Or, let’s say that you ‘ve got a hankering for the “Schlep” and his Saturday night show (live from whatever place it’s live from), but it’: not Saturday night? No sweat, slip this sucker into the car tape deck and weavk all over the 401 with the rest oj the sonically hip. Chances are thai there will be at least three songs peg side thatll appeal, about the same odds as if you left the radio on, but ai least you can fast forward the tape When you get sick of the tape, as yet will, none of these instantly palatablt tunes have staying power, don’ worry, a similar sampler can’t bt more than a month in the future. So what does the future hold, you ask? Well, a healthy helping of tht past as W;ts (Not Was) contribute ar inspired “Papa Was A Rolling Stone’ and the Soup Dragons offer “I’n Free” (I’m free, free to pay royalties, tc the Rolling Stones). Queen TAtSal also manages to get past the gag refle) with a hip, humorous ‘Mama Gavr Birth To The Soul Children” whilt Stevie v’s “Dirty Cash” corn municates directly to one’s hip! (while deadening one’s mind). 01 the other hand, if we canlook fwrwarc to more dross like Tony! Toni! Tone! (“Feels like this song will neve: end”), Must0 & Bones, or Blue Pearl then it’s time to dig out the Bach ant head for the Bombshelter. In othe words, a very mixed bag, but ther again, it’s asampler, isn’tit. So no corn plaints.


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C~~NZS Mess Kit - environmentally friendly alternative to disposable dishes and cutlery. It will hold an entire meal and comes complete with quality stainless steel utensils. This is an effort by Food Services and WPIRG. Kits will be available through all Food Services outlets. Any customer using Campus mess Kit and Lug-a-Mug will be entitled to a free refill of a regular beverage at all Food Services cash operations. Offer will expire March 30, 1991. Student wr Advisors for Winter term. You can benefit by receiving training in all areas of career counselling. Volunteers are needed 3-5 hours/week. Applications available in Needles Halt. If your Club or student society wishes to book the Campus Centre Great Hall, please call the Turnkey Desk. We are always open to your suggestions, critiques and comments. -Hold Me - is playing at the Theatre of the A@, Modern1 languages, February 13 to 16 at 8:00 p.m. Tickets are available at the UW Theatre Centre, hagey Halt and Ihe Drama Department, 888-4556 at $7.00/ $5.00 for students/seniors. w House - Centre for Professional Writing - February 21 from 1:OO to 4:30 p.m. Hagey Hall, 175. Technical Writing, Usability Testing, Training, Research. All welcome!!

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PLanned pilrenthood Waterloo Region is looking for mature, caring women and men to volunteer with our agency as counsellers. We are a commuinity-based prochoice agency whose focus is on family planning and sexuality issues. Call 7439360. Wanted - P&km= of all types - show your stuff! St. Paul’s College presents ‘Black Forest Coffeehouse’ - March 8 & 9. Contact: Richard Bodini 884-Z 17 1 ; Susan Hahn 884-5361 ; Michelle Jones 884 8362. CanadianAuthorsti - holds meetings the first Monday of every month at the Kitchener Public Library. Mon., Feb. 4 - 7;30 p.m. - speaker Ellen Lupu and Lauren Bauman - romance novelists. Mon., Mar. 4 - Margaret Springer children’s author. Mon., Apr. 1 - Janice Kulyk Keefer Mon., May 6 - Lee Bryant Mon., June 3 - Lorraine Williams For more info contact Lenore Latta 8241225 ; Susan Gibbons 744-0900 ; Dale G. Parsons 742- 1495, T.A.T.I. ilnnounces that a part-time training program in Art Therapy will begin in April 1991. Classes will be held on two Saturdays each month and 3 weeks in the summer. Call (416) 924-6221 or write to Toronto Art Therapy Institute, 216 St. Clair Ave., West, Toronto, Ontario, M4V lR2, TUT W&d each term to assist with Conversational and Wriien English. Contact Sheryl Kennedy, International Student Office, NH 2080.

Upconiing FASS ‘91- Please Do Not Adjust Your Set. They’re back! The people who satirize life at UW return to Humanities Theatre. Friday, Feb. 1 at 7 and 10 p.m. ; Saturday, Feb. 2 at 0 p.m. Tickets: $5.50 at the Hum. Box Office. FedHall8:00 Tabernacle Choir Bombsheltw James (solo)

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Bluevale Townhouse to sublet. May 1 August 31. Possible option for September lease. Air-conditioned, 3-vehicle parking, laundry. Call 725-5077

Extremely close to campus, warm, dark, to be shared with strange breed of rabbits and society outcasts. Come to FASS, Jan. 30 - Feb. 2 and ask for the Phantom or Nigel.

your help and presence. Contact: Karl at 746-8323 or the Human Rights Board at 885- 1211, ext. 6305. Ideas & Issues - 12 noon - Judy Bruyn, WLU - Special Needs Co-ordinator. KPL Main. Canadian Authors Assoc. - 7:3O p.m. Ellen Lupu - editor of Harlequin. KPL Main.

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Hi! My name is Bernie from Biology. Are you fascinated by new and exciting species? If so, you may be my type of girt. TO meet me, come out to FASS, Jan. 30 Feb. 2 at HUM. Training in Art Therapy - The Toronto At-! Therapy Institute offers a two year training program in Art Therapy which grants a diploma. Individuals interested in a Masters degree program, qered in cooperation with Lesley College should contact our office at (416) 924-6221.

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