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NDP sweeps .wntano I

Election 90

by Dave Thomson Imprint staff Last Thursday, September 6 was a historic day for politics in Ontario, with a record number of eligible voters electing the New Democratic Party for the first time in this province. In a stunning decimation, the Liberals were left with only 34 of the 93 seats which they held at the dissolution of the last parliament. The New Democrats climbed from 19 seats to 74, a gain of 55. The Tories were more successful than anticipated, gaining five seats to stand at 22. One of the most surprising aspects of the result to many observers was the fact that the NDP formed such a large majority while polling less than 38 per cent of the popular vote. Normally, a popular vote of 40 per cent or more is required to form a majority government. A factor which contributed to this outcome could well have been the increasein the popular Waterl~a’s new MPP, PC Elizabeth Witmer. voted polled by fringe partes such as Photo by Dave Thomson the Libertarians and the FCP. They David Peterson, previous Premier many suppofiers present. pd.led about seven per cent of the Most political commentators agree popular vote, about triple the vote of Ontario and leader of the Liberal that Mike Harris did a better than party was humbled by the voters, they receives in 1987. expected job for the Progressive ConPremier-elect Bob Rae was sur- being defeated in his own riding. servatives considering he started the prised by the large number of votes While Mr. Peterson did not speculate campaign a week late and that the given to his party but says he ack- as to any particular reason his party party was somewhat disorganized was so soundly defeated, others think nowledges that a substantial portion when he took it over. Many had of his votes were likely a result of dis- that a major turning point occurred expected an utter decimation for the content with the Liberal party. As after the televised debate, where he party. well, he stated he rmopizes that the was attacked by the other two candidates for not keeping many of his NDP will have to move slowly to Aithough many businesses &pear implement many of its policies so promises. Peterson Gent bn the kffensive after that, calling NDP to be wo&ed ab&t possible adv&se business interests are not offended. affects NDP policies may have on the Some of the party’s main policies are policies “cockamamie socialist ideas” economy-and business, Mr. Rae as to increase minimum wage, imple- and ridiculing Mr. Harris’ taxfighting After the results were welI as some corporate presidents are ment a minimum corporation tax and campa* urging Ontarions not to jump to any land speculation tax, and scrap the finalized on election night, Peterson conclusions and to just “watch and no-fault auto insurance brought in by announced his resignation as leader of the Liberal Party, to the dismay of wait”. the Liberals.

- Analysis Lament of a Depressed Liberal Can I believe my ears? I say non, nyet, nix! How can it be true that the New Democrats have seventy-five , the Conservatives twenty, and the Liberals only thirty-six?

seats,

It spoiled my dream! I hoped we’d win, then Filmon and Buchanan would go So we’d have had the wonderful sight to strike fear in Brian Big Chin’s black heart of seven Liberal premiers alI in a row. I still can’t figure it out. Why did Peterson caIl the election? If i had been there when he made the decision, I would have cried, “No, no, listen to my advice; your advisors have given you the wrong selection!” Now what do I do? Do I go underground and act anonymous? Do I tell everyone 1 belong to the Swedish Social Democratic Party in order to impress the NDP until I can think of something more pseudonymous? Should 1 go into exile? Should I move to Arizona and harvest jojoba? Should I go to Winnipeg and work for Sharon premier of Manitoba?

Carstairs,

the next

No, I’ll stay here. I won’t join a Tories’ coven, Nor will I go home and turn on the gas and stick my head in the oven! Now’s the time to show True Grit. What’s a cloud, more or less, in the sky? Even if the Tories offer me huge sums of money, and Ted Kym waves a three-foot high plastic fetus in my face to get me to join their parties, people like them will still defy! Yes, I’m still a Iihral! In the meantime, 111keep an eye on the NDP until they make the voters sore After aII, I’ve wait& one hundred and forty-two years for the French t0 put a king Of the HOUSe Of BOLKDOII back on tie thmne, SW how lung can it be tilI 1994? Jay Shorten

3N hadan H+Z&meback Jay, we all mkstdyu! - d and s&&f Imprint.

News

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Shinerama: A splendid 4 success

Homecomin@ preparations If you were here last November, you probably still have memories of Homecoming. There was the banned poster scandal,the show and the rain, the Aii Bands, Volkswagon stuffing, and cold bare feet on frozen sand for the Big Tent Volleyball InvitationaL Well get a gripon it becausethe Big Tent is back again this fall, and it’s bigger than ever. For those of, you who are new to the campus, the ‘Tent” is a 12,000 sq. ft. pavilion that was first introduced to ourschoollast November in an effort to increase campus awareness and student involvement during Homecoming. Intended as an alternate venue for the weekend’s activities, it’s purpose is to create a distinct, highly-visible impression on campus for both alumni and undergrad students. This is a tradition that will be with Waterloo for quite some time. Spearheading the organization of this year’s event are Mike Wolfe (Homecoming ‘89, Summerfest ‘90) and David Beaulieu and they need alI the help they can get in organizing this year’s event. Says Beaulieu, ‘We are going to see a major change in attitude at Waterloo over the next few years. By promoting a high profile and encouraging the co-operation of societies and reside&s, we also hope to create greater unity, as well”

Hwming

homeboys Mike Wolfe (right)

Mike Wolfe stated that ‘Homec&ng ‘89 and the spirit of Waterloo was talked about on campusesacross Canada.With the successof our football, volleyball, and basketball teams,

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Rosh, Faculty and Students are all Webme juin the furt!

$34.32. The biggest collectors on the day were Village 1, who not only led in the total amount raised with a gargantuan total of $9,557, but whose 59 per cent ,participation was also the highest level recorded.

The second and tidhighest totals recorded were Engineering with $9J39 and Applied Heath Sciences with $7,687. Just as impressive as the amount AHS raised was the fact that they led in per capita collections with $69.59 per head raised. The rest of the totals raised were Village 2 with $5,082! Math with $4,318, the Church Colleges with $3,568, Science with $3,361, Arts with $2,918 and Environmental Studies with a total of $2,421. ES managed to raise this amount of money with only 58 shiners. Their per capita amount raised was an impressive $41.54. This performance earned ES status as the most improved faculty.

at a reasonable cost to the student body. If you are interested in getting involved, there is a primary Homecoming Committee meeting Wedfiesday, Sept. 29 at 530 pm in the Fed Hall Conference Room, or phone 888-4042 ext. 6329 for more informacon, Thank you for your support.

Waterloo Jewish w Students Association Presents Our Famous Antiud Wine and CheeseParty

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and Dave Beaulieu

otions, special events and volunteer cemlination. The Feds also plan to provide a full line of Homecoming merchandise at wholesale prices, in order to promote event mementoes

Humecoming: Nwkmber

the Black plague is becoming a legitimate threat. You can say goodbye to Western and Queens because Last year’s event proved that these Waterloo is taking over!” is no lack of spirit on this campus. The organizers stress that parAlthough a substantial crowd was ticipation in thisye=‘sHom=ohg expected at the Big Tent, no one pre- Committee is not just &ted to dicted the Line-upsthat extended out societies and residences,but is open to Ring Road. An even greater reac- to all interested volunteers. There are tion is expected this year. openings for sponsorship, prom-

Thanks to a concerted effort by the organizational committee and a 41 per cent turn out across cmpus, this year’s Shinerama was a resounding success. ’ The event raked $49,000 on Saturday, Sept 8, and the total amount raised as of publication was close to $65,000 to be donated to the Cystic Fybrosis Foundation. The per capita amount raised across the campus was

FEDERATION

OF STUDENTS

Students’ Council Summer Election Nominatioqs for representatives to Students’ Council open on Friday, September 14, 1990and close on Friday, September 21, 1990to fill the following vacancies: ARTS -REGULAR (1) ENGINEERING

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NeWS

rllasterdanner chosen bv UW Y News Bureau The University of Waterloo has kcted the Toronto firm of Berridge winberg Greenberg Ltd., to velop a comprehensive master 3n for the University’s campus Ids, Dr. Alan George, Viceesident, Academic and Provost, nounced today. The master plan will establish a zardirection for the University in its ture physical planning deveiopent and land management proams,including&e 600 acreson the zth campus,and a review of potend additional building sites on the ,uth campus. “We hope that the m&er plan will Ldeveloped and ready for approval 7the Board of Governors sometime xt summer,” Dr. George said. “Steps have been taken to ensure

that the campus community and the contract price is $190 000. Thirty-four proposals were University’s neighbours will have ample opportunity for input into the screenedby the Board of Governors’ planningprocess,” Dr. George Building and Properties Committee, stressed. and four finalists made presentations There will be a number of open to a group which included members house sessions for faculty, staff, of the Board, UW architecture pro. students and community members to fessors tarry Richards and Rick attend - the first in mid-October professor Larry Haldenby, planning to solicit the views of members of the Martin, and and members of UW’s University community and interes- senior administration. A small steering committee of UW ted neighbours of the campus. Berridge Lewinberg Greenberg is senior administiators will actasa dayan experienced firm with an inter- to-day coordinating team with master national reputation in large+caIe planners throughout the process. master planning, and wilI be assisted ’ Dr. George also noted that another by the economic consult@ firm of means of accf3s to the planning pW Hemson Consulting Ltds.,by Hough, cesswill bethroughregularmeetings Stansbury, Woodland Ltd., landscape j of the UW Senate’sLong RangePlanarchitects and environ.mentaIists, as ning Committee, which are open to well as by B-A Consulting L#d. and the public. Its meeting schedule UMA Engineering Ltd., traffic and appears regularly in the LJW seticing engineers respectively. The Gazette.

ionsumers duped by subliminal tapes I

WNewsBureau There’s nothing hidden in Univery of Waterloo Professor Philip erikle’s warning: subliminal tapes 4d by the millions are a “complete aud.“ In the quest for self-improvement, -zopleare snapping up “subliminal” die and video cassettes,believing :ey will help them stop smoking, se weight, improve their creativity : vision, get the kids to pick up after emselv~, cm hundreds of other zhaviour-modification claims. ‘These tapes are basically sold trough misrepresentation and eception and there is absolutely no tidence to support their claims,” rid Merikle, a psychology professor vho has studied “unconscious per-

*on” for the past ten years. Merikle and other researchersconemned the tapas fraudsat a recent mposium during the annual meetrg in Boston of the American Psy\ ~ological Association cassettes that diitributors claim Dntainsubliminal messagesembeded within the background sounds re currently widely marketed and, dvertised. It’s estimated that two tidian cornpa@ and about 50 in le United Statessell millions of the lpes a year for between $10 and $30 a& Merikle’s widely regarded study lurid no identifiable hidden speech uring spectrographic analysis of lpes said to be carrying subliminal lessages.The “only reasonable conlusion” is that the tapes do not consin any embedded subliminal nessages that could conceivably auence behaviour, he said. The issue has generated considerble controversy for many years but ecent research suggests that subiminal perception does occur “when ubjects can detect the presence of a timulus but have no confidence that Lstimulus was even presented.’ In his esearch, Merikle evaluated tapes to letermine if that condition was satisied. The commercially available cassetes studied share a similar format. All hat a listener consciously perceives ue background sounds consisting of nusic, ocean waves and the ~casional cricket or seagull, Merikle ;aid. Although each company’s cassetESare distinguished by a unique mix

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of background sounds, different cassettesproduced by the same company are indistinguishable. “Even if these subliminal cassettes had been found to contain detectable signals br messages, it would not necessarily follow that these signals were capable of influencing higherlevel decision processes,asimplied in the brochures published by the distributors,” MerikIe said. Not only are subliminal tapesavailable to cure problems such as drug addiction, depression, facial tics, impotence, and tooth decay, but also

to improve reading comprehension, visuaiacuity, examperformance, skill at tennis (or golf or baseball,etc), and even psychic abilities such aspast-life regression, headded. A past chairman of UW’s psychology department, Merikle plans to continue his research and will evaluatethe possible “placebo effect” of the tapes. That effect or illusion results when people invest we and money into something they think is going to be effective and as a result end up convinced that listening to the subliminal tape has helped them.

Waterloo Newspeak UW approves first Speech Commukatiw minor in Canada

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communicatim .

-da’s first interdisciplinary Speech Communication Minor was approved recently by the University of Waterloo. The minor is an expansion of the Speech Communication Progmrn introduced last September by the Faculty of Arts. The program offers students the opportunity to improve their communication skills through workshoporiented coon public speakin& interviewing techniques, interpersonal skills, and group dynamics. Prior to the minor’s approvaJ the program offered students an option in Speech Communication to be designated on their degrees. Students can now choosebetween an option and a more intensive minor.

In lessthan one year, SpeechCommunication has become the largest Arts faculty option at UW. 25 students are currently enrolled in the option. The response on campus by both faculty and students is overwhelming, &ys Professor Jill Tomasson G&d* Co-ordinator of the speech communication program . * ‘me approval of the minor is a solid endorsement from the Univer-

sity tit they think the program will be&it students,” she says. ‘Both faculty and administrators have shown strong support” The option, with eight required courses,is designed for students who have less room in their schedules to concentrate on an area of specialization. The minor, with an additional two required co-, offers students more in-depth studies of the theories and practices of speech commtication. Both the option and the minor are available to students in all clisCiplines.

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Forum

All opinion8 on this page are 8trictly+ho~e of the au&al

Pages 18-l 9 Considered The photos on pages 18-19will no doubt offend some people in the university community. I understand this and extend apologies to those people. I hope though, that the majority of the university commtity will undelstand that we are attempting to deal with a serious and problematic issue in a serious, enlightened fashion, If the putpose of thk feature were mere titiIlati011or controversy for its own sakethen Imprint would stand defencelessbefore any criticism from our university community. Instead though, there is a definite conscious reason for this material: we hope to present the university community with evidence which demonstrates the incredibly wide range of possible opinions and views on the offensiveness of a variety of sexuaIly explicit InateriaL The processthrough which this feature has been developed is one of discussion and compromise: the essence of any democracy. I have discussedthis material with many members of staff voicing their concernsand having them incorporated into the structure and layout of the article. Further, sources outside the newspaper were consulted before publication in order to make sure that we tied as hard as to deal with this issue in the most acceptablefashion. We at university live in a special atmosphere, with the aim and in the name of free inquiry, where far more is deemed permissible than in society at large. When the issue is censorship, hypothetical and general discussion can only get you so far. At some point, one must present specific examples of

contentious material and pose the questions “Is this pornographic? Should this be censored?” This is what this feature attempts to do. In the Samevein, we at hnprlnt have an opportunity to do things which could never be done at a commercial, mainstream newspaper. It would be criminal to neglect this when the ch+nceto increasethe richness and worth of debate on campus exists.The net purpose and effect of a feature such asthis one is not to answer questions or provide pat responses.Nor is the purpose to shock or annoy. We hope to be using and fulfilling our mandate as a university newspaper - as this university’s paper - to the fullest. Ea& rson responded to the feature’ssurvey wi tr opinions which were forceful and which were based upon personal biasesand experience. Of course, the variations of opinion were huge, yet eachwas equal in merit to the next. How do we resolve this conflict? I’m not sure, but it is quite evident that’ there are no easy answers, her will knee-jerk reactions seme any useful purpose. Like other controvexsialissuessuchascapital punishment, religion and abortion, cerP sorship is an issue where deeply-felt personal opinions become active forces in the public domain The incredible diversity of opinions ultimately means that no solution will ever satisfy all parties. Despite the apparent insolubility of the issue,it is important thateachof us gives careful consideration to our own personal values and attempts to develop a personal

philosophy concerning this, and other, controversial topics. By all means,I personally enc&rage you to attend the upcoming censorshipforum which will takeplacein the Great Hall of the Campus Centre this Wednesday, September 19.

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In His Image by Michael W. Clifton Ch?istiun Miikm I

“F&maid. . . Repentand be bupt&i. . . in the maneof JesusChrGtfur the remission@ins ‘.r Acts 2:38 Baptism is described as “a ceremony that promises forgiveness of sins, as the gate to a new life, possessing an obvious attraction.” (Christianity and Pagunis~ 350-750, J. N. Hillgarth, ed. Phladaphia: 1986 p. 11.) Yet the initiation into Christianity, its central effective symbol, suggestsmore than that. C@ainlyforgiveness

of sins is a persuasive

offer, but holds its greatest sway over only the weakest of people. Bishop Zeno of Verona (4th century C.E.) addressed candidaks for the faith telling them; “fly to receive the heavenly gifts. . . now our Mother adopts you thatshe may bring you forth . . . she is free, you are freed from all sins.. . Through Our Lord JesusChrist This is

rebirth, this is resurrection, this is eternal life.” (Tmtuw ii). This confixms the promise, but then he adds the responsibility; “You who differ in birth, age,sex,condition will soon be but one. . . your faith will ennoble you.. . (you will be) onebody.. . who are gathered out of all races and nations.” (ibid) Baptism into the Christian faith holds with it not merely a promise from the Divine, but also extends one from the person receiving the rite. In an extra-Biblical text, a converted prophet gathers potential converts around him, and like Zeno tries to impressupon them the real meof their baptism: “(He describ& the responsibiities) as ye are . . . willing to bear one another’s burdens that they may be light; . . . and are willing to mourn

with

those

that mourn;

___and comfort

those that stand in need of comfort, and to stand as witnessesof God in all things, and in all placesthatye may be in, even until dea@, that (then comes the promise) ye may be redeemed bf God, into the first reurrection, that ye may have eternal life . . .” (.Mosiizh18:8, 9.) Baptism carries with it the weight of

change. Although some modern religionists claim that Christianity is cost-free,this is simply not the scriptural case.A Christian must attempt to becomea changed person, which is symbolized in the initiatory rite. Baptism signifies the death and resurrection of Christ The Greek root-word means “to immerse;” the original rite was an immersion of the whole body in water, not a sprinkling. This represents death or the grave, while rising -. up out of the water represents resurrection. Death and resurrection signify change and development. Zeno said,“this is the resurrection.” M So the rite represented more than some future hope of resurrection, but a present rebirth, renewing human nature in the individual participating in it. Christians who remain unchanged after baptism have not comprehended the significance of baptism, and must learn vulnerability and the skill of repentance before he or she might obtain the promises which are also suggested by the rite, one of which is certainly the forgiveness of sins and the gift of eternal life,

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LETTERS Are always welcome from Imprint readers Maximum length is 400 words

Imprint, Friday, September 14, 1990 7

Forum Pile of crop To the editor, How could you print a review in your records section which 1argeIy ignores the music but instead attacks the band on their image and even layout of the album sleeve before moving into an attack on Gun’s ‘n’ Roses and their fans. I’m referring to Mark Bell’s review of ‘The Lndon Quireboys” album. Ok, so he might not like the music but he could at leasthave kept to that, since that is what the object of a review is. Not only is his review insulting, but also inaccurate, especially in his laughable comparison with G’n’R, the Quireboys having been around and dressing like this since before Axe and co. were even heard of in Britain. I would suggest that you ensure your reviews in future refer more to the music than to half-baked theories and puerile attacks. Does Mr. Bell suffer from Anglophobia or just hate rock music in generaI?The world should know. Sorry to have to be so down on the first issue of your paper which I have read, but judging by the rest of it you can do much better than this pile of crap masquerading as journalism. Trevor Brooks 1AHistmy

Magic toadstools

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To the Editor, A short note regarding the Davis Centre. As a recent return to the UW I find this building both functional and esthetically pleasing for the most part One glaring flaw, asI’m sure has been mentioned by others, is theplacement of large numbers of relativelyuseless stools throughout the building. These stools, lacking a backrest, are ergonomically unsound to be used by ordinary seating. However, if a work surface was put at an appropriate height before the stools, they would truly add as opposed to detract from the over aI image of the building. Where multiple rows of stools are present, in front of the EMS library~ for example, every 2nd row could be replaced with such a work surface.It is hard to fathom the designers original function (magic toadstools, perhaps?) for these items as in the 3 l/2 months I have been back at the University I have seen them used little and even then, only those by the red tubular am rests where one’s weight can be supported. Can we do something about theseuseless thiIlJ$S. M. E. Kennedy

Yours in love? To the editor, In lambasting Mr. IGyn of the FCP (Rhtioric Speweth Ford, Aug. 31) David Thomson appearsto make the accusationthat

the Bible is, in its nature, anti-women’s issues: “Mr. Kryn of the FCP demonstrated either an utter lack of knowledge about women’s issue or believes a little too much in the Bible’s directives.” As a Christian, Quaker, and Anarchist, I must take issue with the implication of this sentence.There is no denying the hostility of “Chri~tianity~ in many of its manifestations toward women. One of the founders of my own church, Margaret Fell, spent many years in prison for insisting upon her right to preach like anyone else.Nor is there any denying the handful of texts in the New Testamentwhich can be read as enforcing the patriarchy. But it has long been recognized that the proclamation of early Christians was one of the inbreaking of the Kingdom of God in the person of Christ that destrciyed the racial, sexual and employment power relationships in the world: “There is neither Jew nor Greek, neither slave nor free, neither male nor female, foi we are all one in Christ Jesus.” The early church certainly bore witness to this reality as women such as Phoebe (Rom X6:17) or the apostle Junia (Rom 169) held leading positions in the earliest churches. For a detailed analysis of just how removing patriarchal suppositions in reading the Bible reveals a whole neglected history of women asco-partners in the life of the faith, you could do little better than read the feminist New Testament scholar Elizabeth Fiorenza’s In MemoryofHer. To believe to little in the Bible’sdirectives is to replace the Kingdom of justice and righteousness with what appears to be the reactionary and retarded programme of the FCP.To believe in them whole-heartedly is to “turn the world upside-down” (Act 175).

Yours in love Justin J. Meg@ Master Th4aqiJhl studies C-d Grebel College

Eat em raw

To continue from last time . . . The degradation which most workers experience on the job is the sum of assorted indignities which canbe denominated as“discipline” Foucault has complexitized this phenomenon but it is simple enough. Discipline consists of the totalit)i of totalitarian controls in the work place - surveillance, rote work, imposed work tempos, production quotas, punching-in and punching-out, etc. Discipline is what the factory and the o&e and the store share with the prison and the school and the mental hospital. It is something historically original and horrible. It0was beyond the capacities,of such demonic dictators as Nero, Genghis Kahn and Ivan the Terrible. For all their bad intentions they just didn’t have the machinery to control their subjectsasthoroughly as modem despotsdo. Discipline is the distinctively diabolical modem mode of control, it is an innovative inhusion which must be interdicted a the earliest OppOItUlli~.

Such is “Work” Play is just the opposite. Play is voluntary. What might othe* be play is work if it’s forced. This is axiomatic. Bernie de Koven has defined play asthe “suspension of consequences.”This is unacceptable if it implies that play is inconsequential. The point is not that play is without consequences.This is to demean play. The point is that the consequences,if any, are gratuitous. Playing and giving are closely related, they are the behavioral and transa&ona.l facets of the same impulse, the play instinct. They share an aristocratic disdain for results. The player gets something out of play@ that’s why she plays. But the core reward is the experience of the activity itself(tihatever it is). Work makes a mockery of freedom. The official line is that we all have rights and live in a democracy. Other unfortunati who aren’t free like we are have to live in police states. These victims obey orders or-else, no matter

To the editor, \

how arbitrary. The author&s keep them under regular surveillance. Statebureaucrati control even the smaller details of everyday life. The officials who push them around are answerable only to the higher ups, public OI private. Either way, dissent and disobedience are punished. Informers report regularly ta the authorities. All this is supposed to be a very bad thing. And so it is, although it is nothing but a des cription of the modem work place. The liberals and conservatives and libeti who lament totalitarianism are phonies and hypocrites. There is more freedom in any moderately de-Stalinized dictato=hip than there is in an ordinary Canadian work place< You find the same sort of hierarchy and d& cipline in an office or factory as you do in a prison or a monetary. In fact Foucault and others have shown, prisons and factories came in about the same time, and their operators consciously borrowed from each other’s control techniques. A worker is a part-time slave. The bosssays when to show up, when to leave,and what to do in the meantime, He tells you how much work to do and how fast.He is free to carry his control to humiliating extremes, regulating, ti he feels like it, the clothes you wear or how often you go to the bathroom. With a few exceptions he can fire you for any reason, or no reason. He has you spied on by snitches and supervisors, he amasses a dossier on every employee. Talking back is called “insubordination,” just as if a worker is a naughty child, and it not only gets you fired, it dhpalifies you for unemployment cornpensation Without necessarily endorsing it fox them either, it is noteworthy that children at home and school receive much the same treatment, justified in their caseby their sup posed immaturity. What does this say about their parents and teachers who work? To be continued .

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The International Students Board is at it again. This term we have set up a “Buddy Program” for incoming visa students. We have found, in the past, that some incoming visa students have had a difficult time adjusting to their new environment, the new people and the new level of academic studies. All these factors can affect them in negative manner and hinder them in their studies. The Buddy Program is designed to help these international students in their adjustment process. It is a frightening process and a friendly face goes a long way in helping. We askthat our volunteers commit themselves to their student for about four weeks.All we require is that you keep in touch with your student, answer any questions they may have on ‘learning the ropes” of our university and maybe take- them out an introduce them to new friends. We would like to encourage the international students to get in contact with us and make a new friend. We guarantee that your university life would be a much happier one. If volunteers or international students would like to participate, you can get in touch with Jeff in the Fed Office irk CC224 or ext. 6305, or Sheryl in the International Students’ office NI-32050,ext. 2814.

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A night out with the profs It was plain that all students, Fresh included, were kept in good spirits throughout the evening. First year students associatedwith their menEach year all departments of thence hold a welcoming party, for dl those not signed into a subject najor program, at the University Zlub. This past Tuesday, students Casual Dress ram Honors Science Program 1, kience and Business, Fby~o1q-y Affair $cience), Environmental Science, iberal Science and General Science Ittended the hash Science adminisration members and professors ame out dressed asstructured asthe word implies. Their objective: to tom to be, also in good spirits. The neet,greet and make the Fresh feel at party, a casualdress affair, provided a cash bar and soft drinks. tome.

Becauseof past yeais success,the For the first year students, this may night was v&i&l by sciencestudents be the only chanceduring the term to from all years and departments _actually talk with their profs, including chernktry, physics, and especially since the get togethers are biology. For the first science-related on a fairly inforn~l basis. Students party going on within a two week attending the parties feel that they period, a powerful turn out of upperhave an advantage over other year students made the night a sue- students. This, of course, is exactly cess.. what happens! Next time students lkcy Brewer, a second year seethat prof you canbet that he or she chemistry student, explained, “Most will say hello to them. Wow. professors only come out for the This coming Wednesday, Septemdepartment they teach in” last Wed- ber 19, is the chemistry majors nesday there was a biochemistq welcoming party. This should be a majors party which was really good along w%h the physics majors party wild bashdue to the infamous reputation of chemistry students as party last Thursday. maniacs! Almost all departmental

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recycling company in Owen und, Ontario has deveIoped a portle system to recycle printers’ ink. oactive Recycling’s sy$em filters d cleans waste ti &hat it can be -used, lowering prir&g costs and eatiy reducing the eirIjensive pro- ” zrn of disposal of this relatively known liquid hazardous waste. Roactive is recycling ink for a large set press in Scarborough and veral smaller printing houses and wspapers in western Ontario. ley are ako testing their equipment th h&lean Hunter in Toronto and ner large companies in uthem Ontario.

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nitrosamines This subsequent cof pound is potentially carcinogenic. Debate among toxicology expel world wide justifies the need fl more stringently regulated and sta: dardized procedures. Even tl

The university student is generally frugaI to the point of beii stingy. Let us consider the hypothetical case of

say, Bob 1A Economics, grocery shopping for weekly sustenance. For

under $5 Bob triumphantly scores a packageof wieners and two boxes of KD. This week’s menu seemsto lack variety, but like most fresh Bob has

government in its Food Additive Questions and Answers pamphk claims that ‘I... toxicologists can on base their decisions about &ety c the existing scienceand that isn’t pe feet. The best one can do is to sho that under the parti& conditior of a given study, no apparent risk wi found.” As artificial colours ar fhours are used primarily to mal processed convenience foods appea in& this uncertainty presents a vel large risk for very little benefit. Students, as tomorrow’s house hold providers, must m&e educate

mastered one hundred and one ways to cook”Kraft Dinner”and may either nuke, boil, or B.B.Q. his wieners. What Bob has failed to ask himself, however, is whether eating cheaply bears a direct relation to dying cheaply? A simple cost/benefit

analysis may have deterred such a purchase, given the risks associated with artificial colours and flavours Eound in these products. Students’ decisions about purchasing foods containing these chemicals is crucial, because they are tomorrow’s shoppe= According to a survey done on campus, most students preferred that artificial colours and flavours were not included in their food. The NationaI Health Protection Branch admits that cotours are not essential food additives, however, without food co~ourscertain foods now produced by manufacturers wouId not be made becausethese food items do not posses “eye appeal” As food is processed and/or stored an unattractive colour may be created. People tend to eat what is sensory appealing imagine eating grey strawberry jam.

This is the colour of processed jam before the addition of colours such as allura red. Like colours, flavours contain no nutritional value and they are used strictly for sensory appeal, for simulating a natural f&our, or to fablicate a new one. According to the survey, 40% of he University of Waterloo students questioned realized that the sole purme of artificial flavours and colours s market oriented. Although a vast lumber of the people realize these additives are nutritionally unnecessary why is it that they continue

‘0be found in our food? Considering 111the possible health effects, surely he benefits cannot come close to out-

weighing the risk Since 1970, studies by American 3hysician Dr. FerngoLd, have linked

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hyperactivity and learning disabilities among children to certain artificial colours. Tartrazine is one of these colours, and can be found in such products as Kraft Dinner. The coiourh-kgcaramel has been known to cause neurological disorders and cause problems with the immune system in test animals. Brown bread, relishes, sherbets, and yes even beer are normal uses for this artificial colour. See Table 1 for other potentially harmful colours. Artificial flavours also have many associated health &,ks, according to Doris Sargeantand Karen Evans’ The Truth About Food Additives, these include: skin disorders, gastrointestinal upset respiratory problems, abnormalities of the blood and neuroiogical disturbdnces such as behaviourial disorders and migraine headaches. T. Hunters’ Food Additives and Health also sites Liver damage, comma, and death as problems discovered in experiments with Laboratory animals. Given the many possible health effects is the government doing its best to proted our health? Their record in the past is somewhat questionabIe. A number of artificial colours that were at one time con-

sidered safe have been banned from use in Canada (see Table 2). Some of the additives we consume today have

not necessarily undergone testing because before 1964 food additives were not required to be tested. In this year, The Food and Drug Act was passed regulating food additives, however, the 1000 chemicals which

were in use before 1964 were deemed ” . . . safe unless proven dangerous.” ArtificiaI colours or flavours in current use may one day be banned because alternative tests show negative health problems. There are many examples where an artificial colour or flavour is permitted for use in Canada, while the same chemical has been banned in the United States (see Table #3). The most recent example was the 1990 banning of Erthrosine in the U.S.A. This illustrates uncertainties involved in reguhting the use of chemicals

mternationally. Such uncertainty is imminent, granted that individual countries abide by different testing requirements. In Canada, when a new chemical is

introduced into the market the government f&t requires that a variety of tests be executed. Testing, however, is performed by an independent Laboratory and funded by the chemical’s proponent. Thus, as each new chemical is introduced, the various toxicological data bases are identical not established under laboratory conditions. According to

ing artificial T. Hunter this process has yielded documented cases of suppression, manipulation, and biased interpretation. Here, the Canadian Govemment exposes us to discrepancies in a system that may blindly forfeit health to a conflict of interest. A 1987 report by Health and Welfare Canada’s Bureau of Chemical Saf~illustrates uncertainty in its ~classification of toxicoLogical tests.For example the chronic oral toxicity test is designed to asses an additives’s cancer causing potentiai, yet there is no agreement on the treatment period required for the expression of chronic effects on laboratory animals. As cancer may be a long term effect, consistency is essential Equally alarming the genotoxicity test is inadequate as it only ‘Lean provide insight into the potential for the food additive to adversely affect the genome in germ and somatic cells.” Possible insight into potential is not substantial evidence. There is no proof that we are not ingesting art& cial coloti and flavours that yield genetic mutations in our offspring. Another major problem with the government testing requirements is

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Pornography,

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All opinions in this feature are strictly those of the author

art and censorship...

Where do-we draw the line? National Sock&s or Stalin’s Bolshiviks, have used to reduce peo les’ freedom and culture J ere are the responses to the feature’s material, listed -by the number, corresponding to the work

In keeping with the upcoming Federation forum on pomqqaphy tid ceniorship (Wednesday’ September I%, Great Hall, Campus Centre) Imprint discussed views on pornography with several campus notaries, students,faculty and administration. candidates were presented

The selection of pictures was

with the pictures seen here and asked to relay their personal views on the pomopphic content. environment A university demands critical inquiries of social issues in the most intellectua.l fashion. This feature deals with moral and ethical responses to one of societiesmostpolarizing complex issues: porand nography and censorship. In order to deal with this issue, several pictures depicting explicit human sexuality were presented to student, faculty and administrative leaders on campus. Their responses are presented here for the student to reach informed opinions on both the attitudes of those who hold power over you, as well as the broader issue of pornography.

made in accordance with a censor board’smandate tolabelmaterial based on qualitative, nut contextual, standards. It is my feeling that the difference between par-’ nography and erotic materials cannot be discerned by any specified set of standards. This is quite apparent from the mixed and wide range of answers received from the interviews. If the intelIectuals cannot agree on a definition of pornography, by virtue on their disagreement to the material presented here, then they would certainly not agree on a specific set of guidelines for identifying pornography. The alternative is to present censor’s wide open rules that are based on “community standards.” This is the most dangerous alternative that governments, like Hitler’s

The Rqxmes: (They state whether hey think the picture is pornographic, and if yes,tiy? The were also asked if they sripport the censorship of pornography.) , John VeIlinga, Federation of Students President: 1 - Yes, It is plain that this picture is here just for titillation It doesn’t glorify the body at all. 2 to 4 - No. 5 - Yes, it is an explicit depiction of penetration 6 6r 7 - Yes,becausethey, again, are plainly for titillation only. 8 - Yes,it doesn’t strike me as having any artistic value. 9toll-No. 12.& 13 - Yes, because they are too close. why would anybody be interested? , Vellinga does not support censorship.

WirgilBumett, professor of Fine Arts and iIlustrator: 1 to 13 - No. censorship B-et-t does not support but added tit parents should watch out for their children. Kim Speers,VP, University Affairs: 1 to 6 - No. 7 - Yes, it promotes indecent exposure. S&~-NO. 10- Yes,it promotes the idea of infkting pain towards women. 11 to 13 - No. Speers supports censorship. Paul Done, Editor-in-Chief, Imprint 1 to 13 - No. Sometimes we must tolerate material we find to be personally offensive when the greater issue of free thought and expression is at stake.He does, however, admit a slight envy toward numbers six and seven. Done does not support censorship. Tammy Speers, Women’s Issues Board Chair: 1 & 2 - Yes,her position and expression make it pornography.

3 - Yes,it is too explicit and some of the people 100k ncm-comenting. ~-NO. ” 5 - Yes,Too explicit. - No. 7 - Yes,conveys acceptance of indecent exposure. 8 -Yes,she%in an inviting position on a bed. 9 to 11 - No. 12 & 13 - Yes -use they objectify women’s genitalia. Speers supports the censorship of extreme pornography. Stanley Fogel, Professor of contemporary literature and critism: 1 to 13 - NO.Fog01expresseddissatisfaction with those who expressliberal values yet need to qualify sexual material with ‘artistic value.’ Fog01does not support censorship, except for parents over children. Bernie Herold, Co-ordinator of the Women’s Centre: 1 - Yes,it is too explicit. 2 to 5 - No. 6 - Yes, there is a presence of lust while an absenceof love. 7 - Yes,it is just there for sexual satisfaction.

2 “Woman Masturbating” by Gustav Klimt no. 1 “Heidi” by Martti Klatt

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m opi&ms in this feature are strictly those of the authors 8 - Yes,she’sdressed to provoke sexual arousal. There is no ~rsonality, she’s just there for someone else’s sexual satishction 9-No. 10 - Yes, it objectifies and promotes infliction of pain towards women. 11 - No. 12 & 13 - Yes,-they focus on female genitalia instead of the woman as a whole. Herold has quaims about censorship. She prefers efforts to educate ,the public about the effectsDomoeraphic 1 material has on socie+s per&+ion of women and segglity. Murray Shephard, , Chi$ Librarian Dana Porter Librarcyi 1 to 13 - No. Shepherd, while he found the ma&al ranging from offensive to artistic and reflecting different’ cultures, had difficulty with the term pornography. He supports the c&xtion of any material found by the

university community to be reievant for teaching and research purposes, an areahe admits hasno real limit. He feels that the library is in no position to make value judgmentsof this kind about materials collected. . . . ..-•....**.....*.........*.... Though the purpose of this fea-

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About the photos 1 - photograph by Martti Klatt, from Hustler, Sept. 1985 issue. 2 - drawing by Gustav Klimt, 1907. Like so many revolutionary artists, KJimt was continually in trouble with authorities who did not approve of his attempts to advance barriers of acceptability. 3 - Ancient Greek Attic cup, by Skythes.

ture is not to pass judgment on those opinions solicited, certain observations cannot help but ask for rectification. On.li three of the pictures used in the feature are from “adult’ 7 magazines or acknowledged for pomrigrtiphy exists (which’ The rest have< wme of the respondents contes“pom~aphy.” achieved high d&g&s of *tical ted as well) that it does so’in the acclai&t &’ the ,art world and mind of “each individual,‘~ not elsewhere. S&e respondents inherently in the work picture found nothing wrong with the so- itself. called “pomo@aphy” but found the “art” too explicit. This confuThis would lead one to rightly sion, if not betraying self- conclude that the only kind of righteous conservative attitudes, censorship which can rationally at least shows that if a definition be defended is self-censorship.

4 - block colour print by Kiyonobu, early 1700’s. 5 - photograph by Will McBride from the picture book of sex for children and parents, ShowMe! MC Bride is an internationally-acclaimed American photogra her who’s work appears in LA@,Loo l , and he was awarded the Silver Medal of the Art Director’s Club of New York for his work on Show Me. 6 - drawing by Tom of Finland, 1966. Tom’s work’& heavily cokcted for its humour md P&H&~JT d-d depictions of homosexual life. ’ 7 - photograph by the late Robert Mapplethorpe, 1980. Mapplethorpe’s perception of the sexually charged world around him have made him the premier American photographer of the eighties. His unflinching style has brought h& recent tour or wofk criticism and cab have kn made from several religious leadersin the U.S.to ban his work 8 - photograph by Bradley, from Gallery, Sept., 1989 issue.

9 - painby Prudence Heward 1935. A contemporary of the GIDUF d Seven, Canadianpainter Heward reflects in his work the trwbled time and psychological n&ii of the dep ression in his nudes. 10 - photograph by McCliment Silver, accom ying picture foi poemi.nLibi r : l-he Journal of Sa f and &d&y, summer issue 1990 This academic journal is concerned with the promotion of erotic literature and art. McCliment-Silver arc Cathrine and Charles, respectively, and their work is exhibited acrossthe IIS. and highly prhd for its irony and biting w ~ti~~~ 11 - pencil drawing by bk GiU, 1925. English arti@-craftsmanwho gdvanted the fields of @Jo@aPhy, tip ture, art.deco, and wood engraving. 12 * Ftu% bY Gustave Courbet, 1867. Courbet revolutionized nude pah*!? by Soins a-t the ex~~lv~ Romantic ideals . oj ‘beau-g’ the subject. He instead Pamted what he S~J+% producing ldi~ti~ depictions of nude women, one of the first painters’ to do thisI Contemporary of Edouard Manet. 13 - Photo!TaPh by JeanROUgerOn, from Gallery, Sept., 1989 issue.

no. 8 “Ann” by Bradley no. 10 “untitled” by McCliment-Silver

no. 11 ” K.L. on Sofa” by Eric Gill

no. 12 “Origin of the World” by Gustave Courbet

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Why should we be ‘bored watching Canada geese When we could sway to Barry, Robin and Maurice? Would I telI a lie, or even stoop to a fib? No - I speak instead of the mighty brothers Gibb. Recall the BeeGees,my children of too; We’re all staying alive - what else can we do? The rhythm of six Other3 is also a

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dates over here. For instance, last Friday’s show at the Apocalypse in TO. Alice Donut cook up the same sort of abrasive filthy gnmge-rock that so many other bands do. What separates Donut from the rest of their ilk (Buttholes, Tragic Mulatto) is the genuine tunefulness of their songs. Alongside the grime and the metallic riffs, youll find almost sweet pop melodies, or strangely anthemnic harmony vocals. Above all, though, this is simply intense high-energy rawk ‘n’ roll. It proved more than enough to keep the Apocalypse’s slam dancers happy. Lots o’ the new songs, like “Roadkill”, “Crawlpappy” or seem specificallly designed for sweaty live shows and drunken louts. But Alice Donut are at their best when they transcend speedmetal limitations. Their best songs - “Green Pea Soup,” “American Lips,” “Sky of Bones” - are masterpieces of pop songwriting, set to vocalist Tom Antonas’ truly fucked-up lyrics. Like Jello Biafra before him, Antonas spews forth an endless litany of all that disgusts him about America: AIDS, fundamentalist Christianity, pornography, and especially TV. If there was one central image to their first album, it was that of a lonely, psychotic loser sitting in front of his TV at 3 A.M,, whacking off to fieExorcist or Jane

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There’s a song called Mule’ that opens the’ record, then we split it up and have it between other songs on the album as well.” Of course, they ran through a number of Mule’s highlights at the gig: the opening killer “Mother of Christ;” ‘Mrs. Hayes” (which sounded -twice as good live as it does on vinyl); ‘XoadkiU;” and “Crawlpappy,” which is about either “a valve, opening and closing” or “a speedmetal band from New York/

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Antonas’ threatening presence didn’t detei a number of drunken fans from attempting onstage singalongs. “Liws Fathef’ - an epic tale of inces’tand rehgious comic books - was one of the earliest songs the band recorded, and while ::

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In a live setting, it becomes very apparent why this band is known as “New York’s strangest.” Out struts Antonas - a huge, hulking six-footer with a crewcut and a grin that can only mean lobotomy - wearing a trenchcoat adorned with handpainted monsters, combat boots*... and nothing else. While Tomas stomps around the stage, the band kicks up their patented grunge-rock squall behind him. Bassist Ted Houghton (who founded Donut with Antonas) takes lead vocal chores on a number of fine tunes Like “Mason

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guitarists veerSroughly between heavy-metal licks and whacked-out hyperspace effects. All this, and a taste of trombone, as well! For the most part, they stuck to stuff from the three Lps. If the requests filling the air were any indication, the crowd seemed composed entirely of hardcore Donut fans. And

~~ontbevezgeQfph+@tF~y, -.thq~Iydecidedag&n&it.“WedosUI do 2 ‘Iive,“~ says -, ‘but wily if the -ereaIIy~it.wedyo*doit ifsomeoneintheaudiencewi.llconteup onstage and do the words. We1 back ‘em up, no problem. The surprising thing is, that hap pens quite a bit!” For encores, they -ripped through the much-requested “Lydia’s Black Lung,,’ then their two covers, “Sunshine Superman” and “My Boyfriend’s Back.” Tom and Ted claim their onstage cover repertoire may include anything from Debbie Gibson’s “Only In My Dreams” to the Turtles’ “Happy Together.” “The best situation for this kind of thing is when it happens onstage and it’s just kinda spontaneous.”

And just how do they feel about the current glut of “zany, wacky” covers? ‘Well, that song, ‘My Boyfriend’s Back’, when the original version first came out it was a stupid kind of song, right? And then when we did it, it was still a stupid kind of song, it was just .... ci@mnt. So we’re probably never going to cover a ‘good’ song.”

“I mean, we were doing Boyfriend’ four or five years ago, and everyone was always bugging us to put it out, but we didn’t want to. Then finally, we broke down and went into the studio with Kramer....” And how did you fmd working with Kramer (ShimmyDisc l-em* owner, VeteraA of l3cmgwater and BA.LL# and pElDdmeoc~abr” bandssas&~asG~a#dWI?

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Ted).

&q&e the upcoming Raverele, Donut mph am Alternative Tentaclesband. Tom: -w?+ecQfddourfiEstdelxtota

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iz taIbum &kkda4otofthestufffmmour mGuzsrA&ve) andafriendofourssentit to Biafra.So he sent us a pa-tcard of Jesus shitting on a waterfall....” And the rest is history.

Says Ted, “Working with Kramer was great, because it’s like, you have three and a half hour, and you just go in and do it. No overdubs, no fancy stuff, nothing.,’ To back up “Boyfriend,” they also recorded another version of “Demonologist” {from their second Ll?

3ucketfulls uf Sicknes and Homr in an Otherwise Menaingltm Life). ‘There’s been about 800 versions of that song!” laughs Tom, adding that the song “predates the band.”

Says Ted: “The label is great becausethey let us do just what we want to do, they under& tand what we’re about, and if we want to go and do a single on Rave Records or whatever, that’s cool.” And what about the big leagues? “Well, there’s planty of interest in us (on the psrt of major labels); that’s their job.” But this * is one band that’s having none of that. “Why would we?” asks Tom, while Ted adds “Basically, as soon as you want to be on a major label, you’re fucked.” Words to live

byThere’s DonutConta Alive, Bucket$dls of Sicknm and Humr in an Othmvi& MemingI= LiJz,Mule, the “Boyfriend” 45 {all on Alternative Tentacles),and the upcoming Rave 45. Go buy ‘em.

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Mahfouz serves1 yinn, no chaser. American University in Cairo, in a fluent English translation by WiIliam M. Hutchins and Olive E. Kenny. Rdace Walk (each of the volumes in the trilogy is named after a section of Cairo) describes the life of a Muslim family during the British occupation of the city. The head of the family, Al-Sayyid Ahmad, is also its despotic centre. He is a man of contradidons. He is kF4R&pUMi-

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I have returned from two months n Egypt; two months of overwhelmng and suffocatingly powerfuI xperiences. As I left Canada on July Lthe Middle East was one of Earth’s :ensestlocations but I hardly expeced to be wrapped up in the ;egi&al emotions which surrounded the nvasion of Kuwait by the Iraq Armed ?orceson August 2, On my rehun I was struck, as I lis:enedto-tie barraReof journalists and mdysk discussi.r(gthe crisis dubbed he “Oil War,” by how little basic understanding there was, I even Lmonethose6ho txmort to know, of he &nner and ‘fr&ework which :omposes the Middle Eastern mind. With the crisis in the Persian Gulf unfolding before us on CNN television, the question must be - What motivatesthe blatant divisions within the Arab world toward Saddam Hussein? Those interested in glimpsing the forcesat play in Arab society-forces motivating the divergent Arab reaction to the present crisis - should read &lace Walk, the latest J?mglish translation of the expansive works of Naguib Mahfouz, the 1988 -Nobel Prize winner for Lterature. In 1930, Mahfouz emerged from the Wniversity of Cairo Mth a degree in philosophy, and he was faced with an extraordinary choice. He wanted to be a writer. He could seek inspiration in the virtwdly mythical Egypt of the Pharaohs,that which to the rest of the world was the “eternal Egypt,” br in the Idamic kadition, which had given him both his faith and hi language. Mahfouz chose to begin

approach to the world he was desBeing a writer in Egypt in the thircribing or more likely because his ties was a risky business.First under writer’s palate felt glutted with so Prime Minister Ismail Sidki, who many pyramids and slaves and arbitrarily suspended the constituancient gold, Mahfou? began to write tion, and then under King Farouk, all about men and women of his time in opposing voices were relentlessly persecuted, and writers such as Taha novels that were realistic portraik of his society, both vast and incisive. Hussein and Abbas al-Al&ad were These eariy books were well thrown into prison for alluding to the received, but Mahfouz’s great work government’s injustices in their ficwas stilI to come. tion. _ For five years,Mahfouz researched Mahfouz had, as an hdergraduate, translated James Baikie’s the detailsof middle-classMuslim tie inCairoofthefirsthalfofthe2Oth Ancient Egvpr; instead of risking cencentury. He did thiswiththe maniacal sure by a naturalistic portrayal of the precision of a Marcel Proust in order brutal regime, he decided to use the to construct a fi&onal world as foreign scholar’s vision and set his colourful and muItitudinous asthat of social criticism in an irreproachable Charles t&ens or Honore de past Mahfouz’s first novel,a pharonic Balzac. sagacalled 77zeMockery of Fate, was The result of his searchfor lost time published in 1939, followed shortly was the Cairo Trilogy, of which the after by two more historic novels. Then Mahfouz’s style changed. - first volume, Palace Walk. trublished n 1956)hasjust appeared cburtesy of Perhaps because his social eye r

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Muhammed Husayn Haykal) was published in 1913, and since then writers such asHussein and al-Akkb had timidly tied their hands at what seem to a Western reader odd imitations of John C&worthy and Leo Tolstoy. Mahfouz went far beyond a moreor-less conscious imitation The style he developed (and in which the devices keep changing in the more than 30 novels publish& since fie hckqy of -h%e) con&k of an accumulation of events &om which the reader can construct several simultaneous stories. Mahfouz lays bare a great number of facts - political, social, psychological - but their connection rests in the eyes of the reader. Mahfouz’s work can be read in various ways: decline or progress, as the collapse of a society or its growing awarenessof evil, as a novel of manners or as a brilliant example of that most difficult of genres, the political allegory. After Nasser’s revolution of 1952, Mahfouz remained silent for seven years,believing that the world he had chosento chronicle had vanished and was therefore no longer of interest to his readers. He broke his silence in 1959 with Children of Gebelawi,which caused a scandal in the traditional religious and literary circles,and prompted him to turn to more subtle novels. Today,at the ageof 79,after retiring in 1972 from a government position, Mahfouz still works at Al-Ahram, a Cairo newspaper, and writes little fiction. “I find it difficult to write about Egypt today,” he has said. ‘When I was young I managed to create a reaction with my writing. Now corruption is so much a part of everyone’s life that I doubt if anyone would care to notice.” Perhaps, in this respect, the 1988 Nobel Prize has been of some assistance because now readers outside the Arab world are, for the first time, reading his work Mah.fo~&s works and their translation into English are both brilliant and important - particularIy,at this point in history *en a more complete understanding of the Arab mind is so crucial to efforts toward peace in our world.

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slimiest guide get-up imaginable. As far away from their current all-black battle gear as one could imagine.

is iost. “Fuck Tha Police” is reprised by the group under the title of “Sa Prize (Part 2)” which is, if anything,

deffer than the original. All those a-it&s who passN.W.A.‘s rampant sexism and violence off as reflections of the group’s reality are as duped as Guns’nTRacistsfans who thinks that they embody some kind rebellion. Somehow, seeing those pictures has had a profgund effect upon the experience of listening ‘to an N.W.A. record; their beatsare still kickin’ and all that shit, but the sense of danger has disappeared - it’s really hard to quake when the dominant image in your mind ik one of jeri-curls and satin robes.

This is not a record. N.W.A. are a rap-u-mentary focusing upon +he plight:of the urban black File this one under reality . . . hey, what the heIL Who wrote that crap. This Ij a WCOId.

probably wouid have mugh~into that guilty, white crap a ew months ago, but as fate wouid we it I chanced upon a four-year old album by World Class WreckSCrew which shattered any gang&a-mean mage projected by N.W.A. On the uck cover to this album, appeared tictures of N.W.A. producer Dr. Dre md deejay Yella dressed in the YOU know,

The second track, “Just Don’t Bite It,” extendsthe male oral fixation to its (il)logical conclusion. Even more than The Stones’ legendary “Cocksucker Blues,” “Don’t Bite It” is

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speakers at random over Dave Allen’s spinal bassline, until Hugo Burnham’s primal drumming enforanother Gang of Four song. These ces a sort of regularity to the proceedings. knd of stories only serve to amplify In song structure, along with their the myth which surrounds the group. Listening to these 11 tracks,these is use of melodica to give relief to their continuous amazement and wonder incessant knife-edge assault, Gang of in the inventiveness and originality Four owe a debt to reggae’s dub ruler, Augustus Pablo. The bass, drums and produced by four students with bad guitar start and stop without warning haircuts. Where other punk/postleaving only the others to carry the punk groups favoured (or could only play) in the standard 4/4 stomp, rhythm. Like James Brown, Gang of Gang of Four abandoned the easy Four treated all instruments as purely rhythmic devices. structures for jagged, edgy structures At a time when others still hadn’t which owed as much Captain beyond the basest Beefheart and early Funkadelic as progressed expressions of anarchist intent, Gang they did to The Stooges or New York of Four were busy dissecting the corDolls. At times, their songs careened pse of our rotting consumer state. to the edges of music&y like an out“.iRepackage sex/ to keep your of-control gravel truck driving along interest!” from “Natural’s Not in It,” a cliff-face, at other times they were - the shortest lyrical distance betjust badass funky. Above all else, in 3 time when ly-rics ween the consumer and the advertiser. Or “.iThe dirt behind the meurtt smnething (&em), their the happy ever after/ politics were more incisive than any daydream/ caught up in the ether,” - an instant of their contemporaries. Though their name explicitly connected them debunking of the middle-class to the traditional, hard-line Marxism, materialist dream, horn “Ether.” An album like this is akin to finding the analyses of our Western commodity economy which were con- more gold in a mine which one tained in their songs owed much thought was long-since exhausted. more to the New Leftist Critique of More documentation of the greatest the sixties than to traditional socialist thing to emerge from the punk explosion; more evidence of the magic, interpretations. While Gang of Four’s seminal first molten discordant mix that was Gang pair of LPs Entertainment and Solid of Four. ’

album, the kind you’d skip. At worst theysuundlikethekindoftun~your little brother and his friends might

wh~theysuckornotAndof course, there’s the Heretics’ versionof-a-roclc-claS&c, in thiscase Cream’s ‘White Room” They don’t attempt to do one different or interest@ thing with this. They could have play4

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interest The vocals are realIy weak, the singing guy sounds like he’s desOn the back of this album, there is a perately trying to be heard ovek THE blurb which en&uses: ‘YOU KNOW GUJTAR Most of the time he fails, IT BY KNOW: PLAY IT ORTOSS lT!” Well, I’d opt for tossing. I’m sorry, I which leads us to another problem: I haven’t a clue as to what the lyrics know that was a typical snotty remark that critics use to be cute and I did SO might be like. This album did not come with a written copy oftW&i~ want to rise above that sort of thing soyourguessisasgoodasmineasto but I really did not like this album.

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This record just makes me want to throw my arms up in the air and whirl around like a demented sixties rehgee - and in fact,I did just a few minute ago. I’ve loved James for years,and a lonely love it was to be certain. There were times during the past five years when I felt that I was the only person other than the group’s parents who actually bought their records (that’s one, two, three albums). Jamesdid flirt with success briefly during 1984 and 1985 when the Mancestrian compatriot Morrissey championed their cause.They fell from grace with Moz and, thus, from grace with the public, too. How Wasit For You marks a great change for Tim Booth and the other Iads in that it afiandons the manic tempo changes and off-kilter melodies have been replaced by a more conventional beat and struchue. Their ability to somehow generate a feeling of unreasoned, soaring joy has not been diminished in the slightest. This time, Barneshas chosen to tackle the most down-to-earth subject imaginable- sex; your basicshag.Of course, James have a much more enlightened attitude on the subject than your classic Rock’nRolI louk babe, h doing you the fuvour here. They’re on a far more unselfish plane - the plane of mutual gratificXion . . . al-h. ‘Ibis record is fabulous . . . as though it were sunny and raining a warm rain at the same time.

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It seems like just yesterday I was reviewing the British import of this, The Mission’s most melancholy moment to date. And how fitting that I’olygram Canada should releasethese sad,sad re-mixes to commemorate/promote the cancellation of the Mish’s world tour. Simon Hinkler, guitarist and longtime soulmate of vocalist Wayne Hussey has left the group and as

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rumor would have it, Wayne is devas- ,showed a few faint glimmers of promise. Judging from “Lesprir, their tated. It’s ironic that Wayne originally moment of realization is still a good wrote this song&r Simon referring to few albums away. his ill-fated relationship with Julianne from Ail About Eve. (That’s Simon’s, Whoever is behind this faceless the relationship with Julianne, not band hascertainly learned to dip their Wayne’s). fingers into the clouds, to reach for Wayne,let me rededicate this song to you, in your hour of need. Love and play with the stuff of magic. The does indeed break the wings of a but- opener “To The Faithful” walks carefully out of the speakersasif ascendterfly on a sheel. ing a glowing diamond staircase. Grandiose without being ridiculous, “Faithful” is one of those rare few songs that are actually breathtaking. Halfway, however your lungs adjust to the altitude and the view just doesn’t sparkle.

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project - deathly boring realIy. Where are the great moments we’ve grown to expect from “political” songs like ‘Think Again” and ‘To Have and To Have Not?’ If Bragg had released “Waiting for The Great Leap Forwards”during the collapse of the Berlin wall et al. rather than a prophetic year earlier, he just might’ve had an international hit on his hands - and a historic one at that. The Infemationale collection, with all its misfiring, is a project out of time.

After Many listens the only opinion I can offer on the rest of the album is that it would make an excellent sound-trackfor a film, or a medibcre one for your life. Still waiting still listening.

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byLanceMan.ion Ixqxint staff Death to the Pixies, I say. That was the enigmatic messageon the band’s tour T-shirts last year, and never has it been more timely than right now, following the releaseof the new lhwmuva LP. It’s like this: Nothing lasts forever; even the best of bands will, sooner or later, decline. Unless, of course, they are lucky enough to break up before they

by Trevor Blair Imprint staff Most compilation LPslook great on paper; once listened to however, different textures from otherwise good projects can conflict resulting in a disappointing experience.

begin to decline. Such was the case with &he now-legendary Velvet Undergmund. Because they broke up at a relatively opportune moment, the Velvets never really released an album that wasn’t up to par. Therefore, they ensured their place in. history as a late, great band. Now on the other hand, look at a band like the Rolling Stones. The point of their actualdecline is difficult to pinpoint, but it was certainly somewhere in the early to mid-70s. Alas, they did not break up, but continued to record more and more mediocre albums. In short, then: The Velvets are still considered one of the most Muential rock bands ever, while when one thinks of the Roiling Stones, what coma to mind is a decade’sworth of embarrassments,culminating in that Steel wheels tour thing. Hopefully, the Pixies will suffer a

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different fate; it’s stilI not too late. All they have to do is break up, with no further delay. You see, in the past coupla years, the Pixies have been turning out Consistently excellent slabs 0’ vinyl: the ComeOn, ?Wgkm Ep, the Su@r Rosa album, and finally culminating in last year% masterpiece D&i& That record will likely go down as the Piies’moment of crowning glory. Sadly, the new album Bownova will be remembered as the tit hint of decline.

The first preview was the ‘?Jelouria” 12”single. Standard Pixies fare, to be sure: a jarring yet surEke sound, s&i lyrics, cooing background vocalsfrom Kim DeaL Enjoyable enough, but ultimately sounding a little tired. Same goes for the Bsides: there was nothing truly spectacular tucked away, as there has been in the past I3ussi2novizis equally disappointing.

I can count the worthy songs on the fingers of one hand: ‘% She Weird?,” “Dig For Fire,” “The Happenin&”

Otherwise, they seem to pretty much be going through the motions. Most of it’s highly listenable stuff, but as a whole it comes nowhere near the heights of &Z&/i?. It mus be classified For FansOnly (Diehard FansOnly, in kt). Black Fran& you’ve already had the misfortune of rereaSi.ng one mediocre album. Before the good name of the Pixies is further besmirched, you must nip this situation in the bud. I beseech you, break up the band, Now! Death to the Pixies!

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The proprietor, Tom Reidel seemed pleased. “We’re providing a service that is not being met in Kitchener. Gay men need a place to cut loose too.” Reid4 also spins the discsasthe resident deejay.He gavea loving toast to his mother after the ribbon cutting ceremony and then her to ‘ILouis danced with Armstrong’s “What A Wonderful World.” The crowd was a mix, from the young to the old, and all were fashionably attired. While some commented on slow bar service, most seemed pleased with the new club and its tasteful decor. The only consistent complaint was that the music was much to loud for the small, intimate atmosphere the club seemed to be trying to promote. The bar offers mixed drinks and a mixed menu. It offers no compromise on its position of its clientele. ‘This place is for gay men,” Riedel emphatically states, “We won’t turn away anybody, but we’re going to be providing our entertainment for the gay population here in Kitchener.”

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world through the eyes of a mouse, the camera-work is almost acrobatic, Since Roegfirst achieved renown asa _ cinematographer, the kinetic style of the photography, dizzyi@y edited, probably owes some debt to his direction. Meanwhile, Allan Scott’s screenplay has delightful snippets of casual black humour, as when the head witch asks another witch what the service is like at the hotel and I when told diabolic@, replies “Good!” We could actually use more of this, in the style of Evil’s dialogue in Time Bandits. CMcourse,the film does have flaws. There are gapsin the story line which leave one confused, expectant. We’re not sure what the grandmother told her grandson about his parent’s death, or why they were introduced at alI; why didn’t the story begin after they had died? The past conflict betw;eenthe grandmother and the head witch is, annoyingly, referred to repeatedly but never revealed. And the ending itself is very frustrating becauseit occurs swiftly and without explanation, as if the film makers decided at the last minute that Dahl’s ending was too callous for their audience.All that w&Id be needed to fix it up would be some inclusion in the grandmother’s early tales of the change that is possible in witches. Then there is the misogynistic quality of the whole any-womanmight-be-evil idea. Real witches do

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The strength of Roald Dahl’s writing for children is that he writes a story the way that a child would; this happened, and then this,and then this. His imagination is concentrated on linear development rather than the more lateral development of somebody like C.S.Lewis, who richly details his characters,mood, and setting. Dahl’s work is purged of adult sophistication and stripped down to what children seem to want to hear. He is able to write true children’s fantasies to fulfill their egocentric longings for freedom, power and adventure. The ghoulishness of his stories is akin to that juvenile senseof humout that enjoys bathroom humour at the dinner table and sometimes initiates cruel interactions with peers. In transferring Dahl’s novel The Witches to the big screen, English director Nicholas Roegand executive producer Jim Henson kept the best,

They say there’salways sleep, just out of reach! most delightfully fiendish parts of DahI’s tale while adding enough wit and charm to make it palatable to adults. The film feels very British, in the way that some of one’s favourite movies from childhood did. One mightsay that Roegand Henson have added an element of good taste to the brew. This may seem like an odd statement, since the film contains some grotesque special effects,but it is harmlessand almost understated in comparison with the blockbuster George Lucas and Steven Spielberg gross-out moments. This film has entertainment values as opposed to commercial ones. I doubt there will be much merchandise marketed in connection with the movie because there aren’t any Jabba the Huts or IX’S in itc onIy a few Henson Creature shop mice and some horrific witch make-up. I don? know if they could even seU an album from the

sound-track, for Stanley Myers’ instrumentals are infrequent. There is a nice literary ambiance to The Witches,like Henson’s television series 7he storyteller. It’s magic at a more discreet distance than movies have been giving us lately. The story begins with a grandmotier (Mai Zetterling) telling her grandson aasen Fisher) ‘tales of witchcraft. She tells him how evil witches are, what they do, and how to spot one. According to her, witches despisechildren. ‘When a witch chooses a victim, the only hope of escapeis to know everything about them.” We Ieq about them at the same time as the boy does, and flashbacks reveal that the grandmother once knew a girl who was nabbed by a witch and was trapped for life inside a painting. We also learn that the old woman is missing a finger as a result of some past altercation with a witch. And most important of all, we learn that the witches look like ordinary women, thanks to the wigs, gloves, arid svare shoes that hide their bald heads, gnarled hands, and toelessfeet. A brief appearanceis made by the boy’s parents as they leave for. an evening out, never to return. The car accident that claimed their lives doesn’t seem to shake up the r household very much, however, and soon the boy and his grandmother are off on vacation at a seasideresort where, it turns out, a few hundred witches are holding a, convention under the auspices of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children. Magical transformations

and i&idious plots ensue,and things are. quite exciting for the rest of the movie, as the forces of good and evil compete. The Witches does not have the strange monsters that the 1986 fantasy Labyrinth, directed by Jim Henson himself, did. But it doesn’t have the hokiness nor, thank goodness,the kind of miscasting that placed nubile Jennifer ClonnelIy and -tightly swathed David Bowie in the midst of a story about goblins. Labyrinth kept destroying its own reality by lapsing into Bowie songsthat were obviously intended to appeal to the teen demographic, and although there were moments of cleverness and imaginativeness,the movie was lifeless; it lacked the urgency of Henson’s emotionally involving The Dark Crystal. The Witches is back on track, and becauseit is more modest than Labyrinth, ultimately much more satisfying. *e casting is, this time, perfect. JasenFisher hasglasses, a gap between his teeth, short flyaway hair, and an adenoidat voice. He’s a kid you’d want to read bedtime stories to. Mai Zetterling is a vib rant, competent, wise and childlike grandmother; she smokes cigars and still has dreams.Angelica Houston is marvelous as the head witch; she almost slithers. And there are a few bit parts that add to the movie, most notably the bad-tempered and lecherous hotel manager. Harvey Harrison’s cinematography is a thrill. It keeps you off-kilter from the beginning, and later when the camerais trying to show the

exist; they practice a legitimate, nature-oriented female religion known as paganism. They are not merely ancient lore, Iike dragons and ogres. At the same time, the oppression of women that occurred during the witch-hunts of history is not something any sane person would want to see revived. An additional, though s&l point is Dahl’s apparent

Standing by the road, , .feelifigtired and wired loathing of corpulent children. He punished gluttony in Charlie and the Chocolate Factany, and here he merely mocks it, which I suppose is something to be grateful for. However, someone ought to inform him that dialogue such as “Do you have any food?” repeated ad nauseum does not count as characterization. In the final analysis,there was probably no way for thi$ reviewer to have disliked The Witches. Coming almost four months after the death of the undeniably likeable Jim Henson, it is like a salve for a wound that was having trouble healing. It is especially cheering to note that Brian Henson, Jim’sson, worked as a puppeteer on the film.

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There are many things thatDavid Lynch does well as a movie director; and there are other things which he does not do quite so well Wfld at Heart, does the good things well enough to make it an enjoyable movie, but the innate hollowness arrives. The journey (called “the RoahP’h North America) one of the few themes of film; in the caseof Wild at Heart, Lynch draws upon two (very different road movies wizard of Oz, and Jean-Luc Godard’s weekend. It combines the fantasy-worldness of 02 with the random brutality of Weekend.Further, the car crashes which occur throughout Wild at Heart reprise the landscapeof twisted wreckage which was fashioned by Godard. Lynch has a precious and unique ability to make an audience squirm with discomfort and laugh up roariously at the same moment. He constantly juxtaposeswildly different traits and contexts to produce a shifting emotional footing for the audience. The character of Sailor, played to perfection by Nicholas Cage - a performance only slightly lesswondrous than his role in VampireKiss - neatly demonstrates this dualism. He is at one moment smashing a patron at a bar to the floor, the next crooning a ballad to his girlfriend, played by Laura Dem. Wild at Heart canbe summed up in one sentence: it’s about two young lovers, Lulu and Sailor, and their flight from Lulu’s vengeful mom. It’s the dusty sideroads that Lynch takes us along which make this interstate

UShe left me standing like a guilty scbolt30y. rotip worthwhile. Wild at Heart plainly usesthe Road as a transparent device for Lynch’s high weirdness. Like a series of discrete events separated by jumps in the narrative, the movie injects as

Pornographic movies, Texasstyle! many strange sequencesand events as possible - like the fat potio actresseswho are encountered while the couple are stranded in Sig Tuna, Texas or Lulu’s description of her demented cousin (play’& in a-great

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cameo by Crispin “Iyne” Glover). We’re in university, though, sowe’ve got to ask the big question; “what does is all mean?” 13 be fucked if I how. Personally,I throw my bets in with the “not a damn thing” faction. I walked out of the theatre quite convinced that I loved Wild at Heart. : . now I’m not so sure. Lynch isn’t really a great cinematographer, the repeated imagesof the match and the cigarette are really nagging and annoying an the movie constantly creates the impressionof profundity without ever delivering more than transient thrills. There’sa whole list of pros though; like Wiiem Dafoe’s positively lupine portrayal of the bustling - hi&an

Bobby Peru and J.E. Freeman’s smooth and nasty Marcello Santos. The Itk Q Wonder&l L#+inspired ending is a piece of utter inspiration. If it sounds to you like I’m ambivalent about Wild at Heart, you’re right. On the whole, David Lynch’s movies do a much better job of capturing and communicating evil and filth than they do virtue. Vie usually comesin a dull-witted second place to the quicksilver evil. Though Wild at Heart has a happy end% it mocks the notion of happy endings in the process.Wild at Heart’s a barrel of laughs n’all, but .aIl praise is qualified.

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by Rhoda Riche Imprint staff As apreviewfortonight ‘sguaranteedto-be-ro;ckin’Bwtsuuce show at the hmbshelter, we at Imprint thought we’dgi+eyuu a wpr% ofoneoftheam highlights&m this summer. , . mckin ’ Rho&a’s interview with Bout;saue g Enjoy the interviav . . . but mure irnm tardy go seethe show - ed. ImprintEveryone I know in Montreal keepstarking aboutBootsauce, but nobudy outside of Montreal knows much about the band. I&u wunted to say somepoint in the intewiew that Bootsauceis on everybody>lips. 7 Bwtsauce:There you go, you said it. The reason that Bootsauce is on everybody’s lips is thatMontreal is such an incestuous crowd. Like ... Sonny? (to guitarist Sonny Green-

You statied out with two guys, now thereQ’ive.Wasthe lineupJlM@rtouring or before you put the album together? b happened was that Drew (sipger- Qrew Ling) and me have k&w, ea& other fm years, and we w&e vy&&xing arm&ii the world. A couple% yearsago w& star&d writing together on a four-track. . , nothing that we did with Bootsaucecame out of that. After, we moved from England to Toronto to Montreal, we ended up getting. . . it was get$ng to the point as that, as a duo, we kept running up againstthe samewalls. So ,. Sonny, he’s from Montreal. he walked in one day and said that he could make more noise than we did. And he liked the fact that we had a sampler. So, he came along around

Christmas of ‘88, I guess it was. We That bringsme to another questionI did some writing for a few months as wuntedtuusk. . . whenIwusin theofice, Bootsauce,when someone said that just beflre the interview,and we were we should do a show, and we went uh talking about you, Dave ~ompsun . . . uh . . . uh. So we needed a rhythm said that you ownyour uwn equipment. section really badly. So we got Baculis our bass player and Rob the drummer. Yeah, that’s what whatsherhead, Jacqui (Goddess of hipness, WeretheyputicftheincestuousMen- Jaqueline Bruner) @. YOU know Peal scene? her. obviously. ! 1’. * ’ Yeah, they’re native! Montrealers, Somy and -the otlw% two. So the infamous Bo&sauce Wasborn. How did you get the name? I don’t know. It was Sonny’s idea. There’s no story behind it. Actually, it it just came to him one day and he stepped in some dog shit or something. Actually, it’s amazing. When we first got signed we were fully expecting for them to ask us to change the name,but they didn’t ask us to change anything.

Yeah,Water& ?’a pretty incestuous pluce tao. She was amazed becausewe have a fair degree of Garbage. But we’re kinda wanted in a, few areasbecause we haven’t finished our payments. Actually, I should stop saying that. . , I said that live on the radio today, I couldn’t believe it. But it soundslike Bootsaucehasa Iut uf control. E+erecordcompanydid nut make you changeyour nume . . _ I guessthat they didn’t want to fuck

with it. It’s probably something that if they put to much input into it they’d ruin it. And they’re right - it would get better. No, l’m kidding. / That was definitely cool. . . the cool aspect of it. In the studio and the artwork, . , we got to edit the video for “Scratching the Whole,” you know, stuff like that. iThevidm’s reu& cm! It’s pretty different for Canadian It even amazes me that we got signed. stuff.

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INTO THE MYSTIC Wambrs+.gearedfor -4 -_ season despite dismal showing at Concordia warrior

Football

by Rich Nichol

Imprintstaff

For the first time in 16 years, the Waterloo Warriors football team ventured out of the province for a pre-

season game on Saturday, September 8. The matchup against the Concordia Stingers - ranked r@h nationally T in Mon@ealproved to be nothing to fuss about as the host squad man-handled Waterloo, 28-12. The last time the gridiron Warriors had a non-provin&l game was in 1974 when they fought to a 13-13 draw with the Bishop’s University TbfQ Knight has yet to give the ntA of who will be his stmtirbg quarterback in the JonaJann opener in Gaiters. Waterloo plays its season Guelph Saturday. The pivot candidates are sophomore Dave Sharp, junior Andy Oliver, and freshopener tomorrow againstthe Guelph man Stme Bennet. Gryphons in the Royal City. If you photos courtesy of UW Athletics can remember back to last season,it tooka waning secondstouchdown by mance, but the coaching staff is still the video evidence to prove it. to allow third-year place kicker and the Gryphons to win lastyeafs bout, OUAA all-star PeterTchir to kick two before Waterloo went on a four-game optimistic of better results in the Nevertheless, the officials ruled that he broke the threshold first. The extra field goals (the longest of which was winningstreakthrough the rest of the regular season. 37 yards) and put the Warriors on the the point was good, giving Concordia a 7OUAA to make the playoffs. ” Concordia christened scoreboard, trailing 14-6 at halftime. In other exhibition action, Toronto scoresheetwith a touchdown early in 0 lead. The Warriors finally earned their later in the fixst half, the Stingers Ottawa the first quarter on a controversial beat Queen’s 25-1 I, chalked up another major on a 65 first major midway through the third. squeaked by Laurier 7-0, Windsor ” play when Joe Pinazzo dove into the yard punt return by John Dilegge, quarter when starting quarterback end zone, fumbling the ball in the edged Carleton 20-14, Guelph Dave Sharp completed a 58 yard who carried five times for a 31.2 yard defeated McGill 23-13, York sur- process. The W&o= argued that pass-and-run play to tight end Brian punt return average on the day. prised M&laster 16-l 1,and Bishop’s Pinazzo lost possession at the two Rayner. Waterloo also gave playing An otherwise anemic UW offence yard line when he began his jump, tied with Western 24-24. picked up good enough field position time to’its other two dressed pivots: and TSN (filming the game live) had Waterloo put on a dismal perfor-

Sixty men and a bottle of rum

junior Andrew Oliver and freshman Steven Bennet. Head coach Dave ‘@Ii@” Knight still isn’t sure which of the three will start on Saturday against Guelph. Instead of going for the single point after the touchdown, UW tried for a two-point conversion to tie the game, but the throw was incomplete. Concordia 14, Waterloo 12. One highlight for the Waniors was a spectacular interception by rookie sensation Gory Delaney. The starting cornerback caught the balI in mid-air and then dragged one foot over the sideline before falling out of bounds. In the fourth quarter, the Stingers collected two more touchdowns to run away with it. Overall, Waterloo gathered 336 yards of offence compared to Con~0rdia'~ 285 Th0se stats proved that the brightit unit on the Warrior quad was the defensive line. Tom Chartier of Waterloo (lastyear’s Ray Owens Memorial Award winner) led -_ all rushers in the game with 104 yards on 12 &es. W freshman punter Mike Raynard averaged 39.8 yards per punt on the day. Fan bus tickets to tommorrow’s season opener against Guelph are being sold at the Federation of Students office in the Campus Center. The $5 ticket i.nclu+s your admission into the game. The buses leave sharply at noon in front of the PAC.

’

Rugby team sets great expectations Warrior

Fischer, and two other key players, Darren wilton and Ralph Engel, should be offset by the sheer number of rookies that have shown up at practices. ‘We’ve had our best turn-out in five or six years,” says Brian

Rugby

by Peter Brown Imprint staff

Quistberg, beginning his third year as

Waterloo’s rugby team hopes to add another excellent chapter to its storkI

history

this year. The side

won the OUAA crown in 1983 and 1985, and have been close a number of times since then. Last season the Warriors finished on top in the league’s first division with a 6-f mark, only to be upset by Division Two vic-

tors Laurier Golden Hawks ti ^ff7 OUAA semi-final. Anpther quest for the chpionship will start tomorrow, Saturday, at the University of Western Ontario in bndon,

where UW beat

the Mustangs 13-3 last year. If tradition means Anything, and it usually

does in collegiate rugby, this should be a hard-fought game as these two teamstend to join Queen’s (lastyear’s champion) and McMaster at the top of the division. Ironically,

it was the

Mustangs who upset the Golden Gaels in the final week of &he rem&r season to give Waterloo. its first &ce finish and themselves a 4-3 record and playoff berth. The Stangs went on to lose to Queen’s 19-13 in the other 1989 semi-final. This year’s prospects look as bright as ever. The Ioss of two OUAA all-star veterans, Jim Gloss and Michael

head coach. ‘We’ve been getting 60 players out regular19to practice, and may be able to field three teams this year. There are two or three great athletes here who don’t know the game very wek they’ve never played rugby before. They’ll be in great shape when they learn more.” But the Warriors

won’t

have to

depend just on incoming talent since *trong core of forwards is retQm@ @t year’s MVP Paul Toon w&&& back as a dominant number eight man, along with Steve Slater at scrurnhalf. The pack will have experience as an asset with Mark Hogg moving from back row to hooker, to be flanked by props Dave Stone, Darren McAffer, and Marc ‘%undy” Cahoon. The rookies may make their greatest contribution at the flanker position with Anthony Beaty, an Ontario Junior team -player, and Andrew Dorm, a transfer student from Leeds University in England, where he played first team. Stel Nikolakakis, brother of teammate Nick, is alsoa promising newcomer at inside/outside centre. The backs will need some work, though, and UW will have difficulty replacing Wilton’s 53 points on kicks

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in 1989. Peter Keir will be back to Iead the wingers from either the standoff

or fullback position. There have been some changes to the coaching staff as well. Fomer player Glen Harper, brother of former head coach Mark, wil1 be one of the assistant coaches, as will Derek

Humphries, long-time coach of the Warriors. Gloss will also contribute his experience as an instructor. The Warrior club had a huge turnout at its annual Alumni game last Sunday afternoon, enough pIayers to rtln several 15-minute scrimmages. Former Warriors came from as far as

by P&x

mown

the Bahamas Uohn Isaacs) to play against the 1990 varsity players. Tomorrow’s game time at Western is 12:OO noon, so if you’re in the area, dro by to the pitch beside J.W. Little Stadpium. Waterloo’s home season opens next Saturday against York at Columbia Field.

Imprint, Friday, September 14,’ 1990 35

Campus

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Welcome back! After a short, sweet summer, the time has come once apin to do the “school thing.” However, if you’re looking for some acti~cam &cEationhasgotan exciting anir eventful term planned out for you Whatever your interests may be, there’s always something for a everyone! . Each term, more and more students are getting involved with Campus Recreation, and with this increasing participation rate, a growing need develops for student kadexs. If you would like to earn some extra cash this term, @n valuable leadership experience, and add to your resume, then we’ve got opptunilies for you! It’s not too late to apply for the following positions: -Refereein~ek ($55455) EasebalI -As&tad Referees-in-chiefi ($50) ;z~, ball hockey, hockey, flas

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ap intment at the Toronto schooL I?raig Boydell and Wayne Curtin are the new head l3detMIcoaches at the University of Wm Ontario and the University of Windsor respectively. Boydell -Iaces Doug Hayes, who is taking up fuIl4ime duties as the Coolldinabor of Mm’s Athletics at UWO. Hayes will also serveastheconvenorforthe Western Division of the OUAA b&&ball league. Boydell was an ass&ant for thepastseveralyearsXurtin,aIsom assistantatWind&r,repbcesDr.paul Thomas who retired in June. In hockey, Jean Pronovost, who shared the coaching duties with Al GrazysatMcGi&hastakenoveras the head coachwhiIe Grazys concentrates his duties fuIl time with McGill’s athletic Mlitie~ Danny ahe replaces Clement Jodoin a!3 headcoachatTtiRivieres.Jodoin~ now the head coach of the Halifax Citadels in the Axnerican Hockey League. Dube prwiously tied UQTR two years ago when Jcxtoin was on leave.

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Waterloo) will be planning special and weekly events throughout the summer term. Everyone is welcome to. join in. ihymen’s Evangelical Fellowship “even- Watch this column for upcoming dates, sing service. 7:OO pm. at 163 University and call 884-GLOW for currentinfo. )Ave. W. (MSA), apt321. All are welcome. Feminist Discussion Group. Meets every For more information, call 884-5712. Wednesday from 7:00 to 9:OO pm. at ;FASS Writers Meetings - those xrazin Global Community Centre in Waterloo. writers are at it again, and they want YOU. ‘Topic and group vary weekly so tha!-all ,Help write the shows that millions have women are welcome anytime. For more information ext. 3457 or 578-3456. SUNDAY

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Tours of Dana Porter Library: 10:30 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Meet at the Information Desk. Tours will last approximately 36-50 minutes. Tours of Dana Porter Library: 1O:30 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Meet at the Information Desk. Tours will last approximately 30-50 minutes.

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Steel Desks - good condition 30 x 60 inch. Student desks good condition 24 x 42 inch. Odd chairs, tables, steno chairs, bulletin boards, etc. 664-3334. WPIRG - are selhg top quality 12 oz. refillable, insulated, travel mug with lid for only $3.50. Available at all Food Services locations, WPIRG office and other locations on campus. They won’t last long! TWO sets of waterbed sheets (super single), chest of drawers. Call 7462922. Sofabed - excellent condition, 2 end tables, I coffee table, 2 lamps, 2 pillows. $300. or best offer. New bedroom suite with box springs and mattress - only $450. Call 743-2235. La-Z-Boy - brown reclining chair - $45. with good back support, footrest extension, and fitted seatcover. Exercise bench - $25. Please call 725-3780. 64C - with 1571 disk drive and word processing software. Like new / rarely used $250, Call Trevor at 7415296.

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PCRSOWALS Great Music, Super Sound call Rhythm Rob’s Disc Jockey Services, collect (4 16) 546-5538. Member Canadian Disc Jockey Association. Very Reasonable Rates. Lorrie Matthews! Peter Hallam! Andrew Topp! I’m in town and would love to hear from you! Call me at 725-5365. Suzanne. Rochelle, how was Europe without Khyber? Want to see my pictures? Call me. Rob 746-6680. Dear Spidey: Hope the honeymoon went A 0 K, and that your spider sensor didn’t tingle too much!! KIN JAMMEFCS- Interested in reforming our women’s competitive basketball team, for Fall 90. Call Wendy, 747-3569 after Sept. 4. Hot Tub Par&~ - Now you can rent for your big event. We deliver and set up. No plumbing required. “For something completely different” call Splash Spa Rentals l-42 l-0958.

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sculpture - after months of work which makes this sculpture special to me, was stolen from behind Globe office building on Canbar St. on the evening of Aug. 31. There will be a reward offered for this concrete 2female torso sculpture, on its recovery. Call 743-8209.

Part-time - weekends 9-5. Position available for a student to work at the Cambridge Flea Market, setling health and beauty aids. Salary is $80.00 ,per weekend. Please call 57 l-0081. Weekend Councellors & Relief Staff for developmentally challenged individuals. $8.75/hr. Every second weekend. Leave message for Don Mader. 746-l 007. Models Needed - major hair care company looking for male and female models to demonstrate the latest trends in hair care. Cut - Perm or Colour FREE. If interested please call 576-5700. One energetic, responsible person to videotape varsity hockey games for 1990-91 season. Contact Mike McGraw, athletic department, ext. 2635. Perfect part-time job: not as physical as waiting tables - not as boring as being a security guard and its even socially relevant! Canadian Liver Foundation is a National Health Charity thats just recently opened an office in the K-W area. We are looking for mature enthusiastic individuals to help us raise awareness and funding. Pay $7.00/hr. plus bonuses. 2 shifts per day - morning and evening. No Friday and Saturday nights. If interested call 570-4425 or apply in person to 32 Duke St. E. (Duke & Frederick)‘, Kitchener, 2nd floor of Culture’s Restaurant. help -at Ciao The Pasta Shop, 33 Erb St. W., Waterloo (in the atrium), Apply in person. Fart-time

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CUSO information a,meeting for people interested in working in developing countries. Speaker and slides on: CUSO’s Work in Technology. 7 pm. at Kitchener Public Library, 85 Queen 8. N., Kitchener.

Plaru~ed Parenth00d Waterloo Region is looking for mature, caring women and me.nto volunteer with our agency as councarer Resource cenfre - tours 15-20 sellers. We are a commuinity-based prominutes each. Find out what we have to choice agency whose focus is on family,,- offer. On the 17th - 2:30 ; on the 18th planning and sexuality issues. Call 743- ,,~ :W:30 ; on the 19th - lo:30 ; on the 20th 9360. ^ -230 ; on the 2Ist - t0:30. Kerry, ext. 3001. Volunteer Fair ‘90 - is coming to Fairview Park on Oct. 19 and 20. If you belong to a charitable group which would like to inform the public about the work you do and Canadian Federation of Univ. Women encourage people to become involved as ,Kitchener-Waterloo Club, hosts a potluck volunteers, you may wish to participate. supper as the first club meeting of the For further information, call the Volunteer 1990-91 season. Guest speaker, Susan Placement Service at 742-86 10. Kurbis, will share some of her experiences Our off ice is now located at 89 Caroline St. with Arctic Quest (a cooperative venture S. in Waterloo, behind Waterloo Town between Canadian and Russian young Square. If you have a few hours that you people) The Club invites women university can share as a volunteer, call 742-8610, graduates to share in this free pottuck at Volunteers . . . we can’t do without them! 6:30 p.m. at First United Church (Hilliard Hall), King &William Streets, Waterloo. For Wilfrid Laurier University : Art Exhibition further information, please call 893- Gaetanne Sylvester and Robert Blender4268. man paintings and drawings from Sept. 10 to Sept. 28. Concourse Gallery, John Aird K-W ti M.E. is a support group for Centre. Noon to7 p.m. on Mon., Wed., and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome sufferers, Friday. 1 to 7 p.m. on Tues. and Thurs. family and friends. Meeting is on Tuesday at7 to 9 p.m., Adult Recreation Centre, 185 WilfridLaurkrUniversity: MusicatNoon King St. S., at King and Allen St. E., - a free concert at John Aird Centre Recital Waterloo. Information: 884-6092. Hall, at noon. DebaFaculty - of Arts. Fall debating Wilfrid Laurier University : Colloquium tournament team and individual prizes. three panelists will lead a post mortem on Experienced and Novice Debaters the Meech Lake accord. fl:30 a.m. to 1 welcome. (we train) First meeting starts at 4 p.m. in the Paul Martin Centre. Free. p.m., Arts Lecture Hall, Room 105.

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C-lling Services are offering the following workshops for Fall 1990 - Assertion Training, Career Interest Inventory, Career Planning, Exam Anxiety Management, Interview Training, Reading and Study Skills, Stress Management Through Relaxation Training, Time Management and Procrastination, What To Do When You’re Down and Blue (Depression Management). For information call ext. 2655 +

He - oti a safe, fully screened introduction service to people interested in shared accommodation. Homeshare is a program sponsored by the Social Planning Council, Region of Waterloo, and t& Ministry of Housing, for details call 5789894, The social JUS&X Action Graupmeets regularly throughout the term to COordinate educational events and. civil disobedience actions ranging from speakers and leafletting to blockades. Past actions have included the Dis ARMX campaign, NATO out of Nitassinan actions and ongoing solidarity with the Innu, Christmas Anti-War Toys action, and a continual focus on non-violent resistance to militarism. For details, call 884-3465.

Tour Guides - needed for secondary school liason office - pay $6.1O/hr. Tours runat 10:30a.m. and 1:30p.m. each week day. Applications available in Optometry, room 306, Deadline for applications is Sept. 14.

K-W Newcomers - is a new womens social group to meet other new comers. Call 747Tutors needed for Spring Term to teach 1658 - first Wed. of month at rink in park. English as a second language or Bemedial English. Contact Paul Beam, Dept.’ of coffee-house will be held on English or send e-mail message on CMS to lntemdiod PDBEAM at WATDCS. U Waterloo each Sept. 21 at 8:OOp.m. at Our Lady of Lourdes Church in Waterloo. Join us for a multilisting your name, hours of contact and cultural evening of entertainment. preferences in teaching time. Proceeds will be donated to the Reception Celebrate 3rd Annual K-W Arts Awards. Centre for Refugees. $5,00 for adults and $1.00 for children. For more information Nominate artists whose work has made an impact on our culturat lives. Forms avail- contact Dianne Heise at 578-8457.

Accounting Students AIIS~C. - general meeting at 6:30 p.m. HH 138. All accounting students welcome. Free pizza served.

Women’s hm -Board is meeting at 4:30 p*m. Our first meeting wilt be at the Fed. Office CC235. Get involved and get educated at the same time! WLU: lnttoduetion to Business Organization - 7 p.m. BUlOOPL. Professor Rob McKenzie. “Group Dynamics and Time Management. KPL Main,

tJW && College- Art an&Society - 7 p.m.. Interdisciplinary Social Science 240R RZ. Professor Michael Bird. KPL Main.

Big Sisters Need YOU: Kitchener-Waterloo area requires votunteers to befriend girls and boys. If you are 20 years of age or aider and can give three hours a week and commit to ohe year we need you! Training begins Monday, Sept. 17, 1990. Call 7435206 to register.

The exam for jobs with Canada’s diplomatic service is October 20. Find out aboutthe only program mre you for this GKpetition.

We’re looking for people who want to earn extra money in their spare time on Wednesday evenings or Thursday mornings delivering the Waterloo Chronicle in areas around the University. Please all 886-2830, 9:OOa.m. to 5;OO p.m.

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Responsible female - required to care for two exceptionally bright and energetic boys aged 4 and 5 on an overnight basis;. one weekend per month. Resumk and references required. 579-5127.

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