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56 votes separate Chamberlain

by Mike Brown Imprint staff “It’s hard campaigning against a friend,” Adam Chamberlain admitted, but, when the ballots were all counted, Chamberlain

came in 56 votes ahead of presidential rival Mark Hovey.

The Federation of Students election results were announce,’ Wednesday night in the Bombshelter. The new executive was confirmed at 9:30 p.m., a few

Adam Chamberlain President-elect

Shane Carmichael VPOF-elect

hours earlier than the traditional after-midnight announcement.

Chamberlain said he knew it would be close. He received 39.2 per cent of total votes cast (voter turnout was 19.8 .per cent) while Hovey was the next closest at

Wendy Rinella VPUA-elect

Spirited Rinella wins

by Steve Kannon Imprint staff Wendy Rinella was the biggest winner in the Federation of Students election Wednesday night.

With 74.8 per cent of the votes cast for the vice-president (university affairs) position, Rinella was the only executive candidate to win more than 50 Der cent of the student vote.

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Only 2,904 voted

by Mike Brown Imprint staff Federation President Ted Carlton says he couldn’t justly spend the amount of money, the time, and the effort for the sake of bringing on-line domputer voting to campus.

Having an on-line system would allow students to vote in a choice of accessible locations instead of being forced to vote in a particular building according to their faculty.

Carlton favours sticking with the traditional system.

New president-elect Adam Chamberlain was disappointed with the 19.8 per cent voter turn-out in the election, He’s looking at a couple ideas, one of which is establishing an on-line system for future elections.

Chamberlain is interested in studying the options by looking at other university examples. i Unsuccessful Three Men and a Baby presidential candidate Steve King had yet another unique idea: he proposes that $10 be added to fee statements for voting - if you vote, the $10 is refunded.

This year’s Chief Returning Officer Dieter Turowski said the presence of a controversial issue makes a big difference in voter turn-out.

He said a campaign to convince students their votes do matter is required.

He supports any study of an on-line voting system.

Of the 13,883 eligible voters, only 19.8 per cent made it out to polling stations on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Last year the voter turn-out was just under 25 per cent.

Carmichael

by Jacquie Griffin Imprint staff The new Federation vicepresident [operations and finance], Shane Carmichael, said his prime goal in the future will be to “bring people together and

mandate increase the feeling of unity among Waterloo students.”

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Rinella took 2,060 of the 2,,753 votes cast in the election. Three Men and A Baby campaigner Adam Clyde, the only other candidate for the position, wdn 20.8 per cent of the vote (574 votesl.

There were 119 spoiled ballot;, representing 4.3 per cent of the total.

Following the announcement of the election results, Rinella said her first priority is tackling the problems caused by UW’s stringent academic requirements and the co-op system.

“We have to revamp TRACE (Teaching Resources and Continuing Education).

It’s the number-one priority because I feel teaching can be improved and something must be done with co-op education,” she said.

Also, while there is a surplus of jobs in the engineering and computer science fields, she said, the co-op department is not placing enough emphasis on arts co-op jobs.

Included on her agenda, Rinella said, is the student housing issue. She said she will push for a start to the second phase of the North Campus townhouse project.

While the student villages and church college residences have had vacancies, Rinella said additional housing on North Campus is needed because the residences have offered inadequate services, especially the meals, for the prices charged to live there..

“Theyyre too expensive for what they’re offering.”

In this vein, Rinella also said the Federation should be making every effort to fight the City of Waterloo’s exlusionary bylaw (which limits the number of nonce1ated people who can share a home) as it hampers an already tight student housing market.

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from Hovey

37.2 per cent.

Chamberlain said his his first priority is dealing with the student complaints surrounding the co-op system; he hopes to see action regarding student representation on the co-op fee level setting boards by the end of the summer.

Next on the list for the new Fed head is the municipal housing issue and the plans of the developmental office which is studying an expansion of athletic facilities.

The campaign promises Chamberlain has made are extensive.

Since Hovey received 1,081 votes to his own winning 1,137 votes, Chamberlain announced that “a lot people voted for him, I obviously have to look at what he ran on.”

This year’s voter turnout at 19.8 per cent of the possible 13,883 undergrads marking their ballots was, in Chamberlain’s words,, “somewhat disappointing.” Last year just under 25 per cent of the voters showed up at the polls.

Like everyone in the Bombshelter, the now outgoing Federation of Students President Ted Carlton was amazed by the early announcement of the election results.

Chamberlain’s closest opponent, Hovey, who he edged by just two percentage points, was not in the bar at the time of the announcement.

Hovey graciously announced the Federation election results at Wednesday’s Warrior basketball game.

“As president-elect, I’m going to finish my thesis, and you can print that,” Chamberlain chuckled.

He wants to completely clear all his academic responsibilities before he permanently moves into th,e the Fed office in March.

In the meantime, Chamberlain hopes to get acquainted with university and municipal bodies which he intends to be part and maintain a constant dialogue with during the course of the year ahead.

One full recount was done before Chamberlain was

declared the winner.

The totals remained the same on the second tabulation.

The focus of the quality of student life committee has been philosophical up until now.

Chamberlain now feels it’s time for action.

During his campaign, Chamberlain said he was concerned about “infighting” within the Federation.

His latest comment about internal Fed matters is that there are personality problems which need to be reduced.

When asked about the possibility of a conflict of interest situation occurring in VPOFelect Shane Carmichael’s case of now being a signing officer with both the Federation of Students and the now autonomous Canada Day Council which falling out with the Feds, Chamberlain replied, “it poses a potential problem.

At the same time, it could work . . . if Shane decides that yes, it’s a conflict then okay. It’s going to take a lot of work and a lot of openness.”

During the two-week campaign, Chamberlain expressed interests in an expansion of the safety van service, lobbying for more professors to improve the student/teacher ratio, providing a strong voice at city hall, improving the student input into co-op fees, publishing course/professor evaluations, upgrading the entertainment at pubs, and ensuring the student life committee’s allocated money is delivered.

Chamberlain would also like to see the Federation involved in Canada Day, they were just recently divorced to the periphery.

Encouraging a student to run in the municipal electibn, helping the C&D’s on campus present a united front to the administration, and maintaining the status quo on the Federation nonrecognition of fraternities policy are some of Chamberlain’s further promises.

Chamberlain is optimistic of his well-rounded executive.

“If anyone is going to make it work, Wendy (Rinella), Shane, and I will,” he said.

Has Moses arrived?

by Mike McGraw Imprint staff The second most winningest coach in Canadian university football history has a mammoth task before him.

At a press conference Monday, director of athletics Carl Totzke announced Dave “Tuffy” Knight has been appointed head coach

Knight was head coach at Wilfrid Laurier from 1988 to 1983 where he compiled a 109-47-5 record. At WLU he amassed five Ontario University Athletic Association championships and participated in seven postseason bowl games. He-was named Canadian- InteruniGersity Athletic Union coach of the year in 1972 and 1979 and has been a com-

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by Robert Day We’re gathered here today to talk about “The Silva Method.”

That is, The Silva Mind Control Method which, for a mere few hundred dollars, will turn you into a whiter, brighter, new and improved, sugar-free shining example of a human being. The ad for the free introductory lecture in that other newspaper [no, not MothNews) caught my eye for a couple of reasons, the first being the inclusion of the word “psychic” which has the same effecton yours truly that fresh lamb’s blood has on your typical ill-tempered pit bull.

The second incentive stems from the attendance’ some 10 years back at another of these little soirees and a burning desire to see whether these lectures had progressed beyond the hysterically funny and hilariously irrelevant.

Well, the good news - most of the ludicrous claims of 10 years back are now gone; the bad news - the lecture seems to have evolved into meaningless rambling with even less content than ever and a tendency to leave the unwary attendee even more confused than before.‘ The lecturer, a Ms. Catherine Granger, warmed up the crowd of about 25 by memorizing the names of those present and rattling them off without error. Impressive as this may sound, it’s possible to pull off this stunt using any of a number of memory aids and, more importantly, that was the first and last anyone saw of tangible evidence.

The remainder of the- lecture consisted of Grange& scientific evidence and professional testimonials, all of which led me to believe that &anger and myself have some serious differences about the definition of the word “scientific.”

The tone of the talk was set fairly early when Granger compared the human brain to a computer and the mind to its software.

Having heard this analogy about eight hillion skillion times, it has become fairly evident that it is used almost exclusively by those who haven’t the foggiest idea what a computer is and wouldn’t know a motherboard from an emery board. I suppose I’m relieved she didn’t go on to refer to people as “liveware.”

Granger occasionally sallied into the realm of the metaphysical with statements like, “Your thoughts create your realities.”

To use as misguided an example as one has ever heard, she pointed at one of the chairs and said that someone’s thoughts created that chair.

No, Ms. Granger, someone’s metalworking equipment created that chair and if you have this much trouble with the concept of reality, I suggest the foL lowing definition: That which, when you stop believing in it, continues to exist. Think about it.

Granger also seemed quite adamant about the fact that ESP ability is innate and can be developed by anyone. Why, she said, just think about all the times you’ve picked up the phone and known who it was before they spoke. Terrific, and just think of the rest of the times when you didn’t know or were wrong. Next to “reality”, I recommend a reworked definition of “coincidence.”

When Granger finally got around to the overwhelming scientific evidence for the psychic forces, “psi” as they are affectionately known, she spoke glowingly of the indisputable results of Dr, Russell Targ and Dr. Keith Harary ‘of Stanford University, whose main claim to fame rests with their alleged validation of the phenomenon of remote viewing, and it was here that one got an unpleasantly accurate idea of just how much integrity was worth to the fine folks at Silva.

In the first place, Harary has no doctorate and, far more importantly, both gentlemen are affiliated with an organization called the Stanford Research Institute which has nothing to do with Stanford University, and Stanford University would dearly love to keep it that way. When I pointed out that these two yahoos, along with Targ’s co-author on another book, Dr. Harold Puthoff, are not taken particularly seriously by the scientific community (major understatement here), Granger shifted gears and mentioned the indisputable work of the method’s founder, Jose Silva. Excuse me, Ms. Granger, but we were talking about your extravagant claims regarding Harary and Targ, can we please not change the subject?

In the end, it was simply a case of &anger stating that, well,- that’s yotir opinion. Sure it is, but is it really worth justifying it to someone whose intellectual skills seem to rest around the level of “Oh yeah? Sez you.” retorts? Probably not.

I have better ways of growing old.

The upshot of all of this is that I was, not surprisingly, ignored. But that’s cool, because in a perverse sort of way, I’m getting used to it. I go to Silva mind control seminars and I get ignored. I invade the occasional psychic fair, ask uncomfortable questions and get ignored. I ask the local branch of the Navigators why they sponsored ardent creationist Dr. Walter T. Brown, .a man whose inte rity is so low he can walk under a snake with a is hat on, and (you guessed it) I get ignored. What else is new?

But life goes on and things have changed. I no longer stalk off in a huff, no, I stalk off in a huff to my keyboard and write lots of unpleasant things about people who don’t like to answer questions, just to make their life difficult.

As the old saying goes, you can run but you can’t hide.

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VPOF determined to reach students ity over the importance of allocating only on the basis of balancing books. As a result, he views this year’s upcoming budget as “being based not on numbers but on problems.”

Along with the other candidates, Carmichael is disappointed in the 39.8 per cent turnout of student voters. He said it’s still important to relay his policies to students, and to try to gain a greater understanding of what all students are hoping to gain from the new student executive.

He also plans to investigate the poor turnout and eventually come up with definite proposals to help decrease student apathy in voting.

For the next month, Carmichael plans to spend time with the other new members of the student executive, President Adam Chamberlain and Wendy Rinella, vice-president (university affairs).

He stated it’s important that he become more in touch with their goals, and that they work together as a team toward improving the Federation of Students.

Along with this, he said it’s crucial that the executive establish a direct link with the student council at UW. “Student representation must be taken seriously.

If we don’t use the voice of students, we simply won’t be doing our job.”

Carmichael said he hopes to advance this through the estab-

Continued from page I lishment of an annual conference that would enable all committees and societies to interact and create awareness amongst the different student groups on campus.

Outgoing VPOF Andrew Abouchar said that, in the upcoming year, the quality of education at UW should be viewed as the most important issue for the new executive.

Abouchar said there is a grave need for these educational concerns to be addressed based on the fact he feels “everything on campus should be an educational experience.”

Other areas he said he hopes the new VPOF will keep updated are the computerization facilities of the Fed office as well as an increased pursuit to attain a coat check at Fed Hall. In his last weeks as VPOF, he plans to work extensively with Dean of Students Ernie Lucy on acquiring a new safety van as well as continuing his investigation into greater marketing techniques to promote Federation activities.

Carmichael described his new financial plan as “solid and vibrant”.

He described this further by stating he plans to adopt a new budget that “will make students feel that their money is well spent and that its purpose is to create genuine satisfaction among the students.”

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Student apathy, a perennial UW problem, is a major hurdle for the new administration, she said. The Federation has to work right from orientation to let students know they can have a say in what goes on here. Communication is the key to overcoming this problem, said Rinella.

The key thing is orientation.

In the past, we’ve not had’great coordination, it’s been scattered among the faculties,** she said. “involvement . . . that comes through orientation.

The Federa-

tion has to centralize things.”

Kinella, who is currently the Federation’s Women’s Commissioner, said her experience in the executive, along with the experience of newly-elected president Adam Chamberlain and vice-president (operations and finance) Shane Carmichael, should pro’vide a sound basis to tackle the student interest issue.

“The three reps are all past we recognize the executives, problems and know what needs to be done.”

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UW cartoonist

by Jacquie Griffin Imprint staff The cartoons of Jack Lefcourt, a fourth-year Fine Arts student at UW, will soon be seen in the pages of the Toronto Sun. Lefcourt, who has been seen on the pages of the Im rint for the past three years, wi P1 begin with biweekly publications in the Sun’s pages.

Although his drawings have been well received by the students of UW, he appears pleasantly surprised by the new venture. “It wasn’t until recently that I began to think of sending my portfolio around to various newspapers for publication and the Sun was only the third paper to view my work.”

If the cartoons go over well, he, could . begin a daily publication with the Sun in the near future.

Raised in Waterloo, Lefcourt says he has always drawn, but it wasn’t until late high-school that he thought of himself as more than just an “advanced doodler”.

In the early years of his university career, he began a greeting card business which operated out of the UW bookstore.

Several local papers took note of his work, although nothing at that time ever really materialized. Saying he felt more like an artist than a businessman, he gave up the greeting card business and decided to stick to simply cartooning.

He credits his unique style of drawing to the fact he was once stuck in Florida without a pencil and was forced to use a pen instead. While vacationing three years ago, he began to doodle those people on the beaches and soon developed his easily recognizable interpretations.

He now draws all his cartoons solely in pen. Lefcourt himself admires the work of Dr. Suess and Gary Larson, among others.

He also credits the Imprint with giving him the opportunity to develou his work in a brofessional m&ner.

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develop a balance between producing quality material and also meeting a deadline. The pressure to produce something humourous on a weekly basis must not interfere with the calibre of work and vice versa.” The increased circulation of his .work at other universities through Impcint’s graphic exchange with campus newspapers in Canada also slaved a a major role in his keeping”up the cartoon.

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Although he looks forward to increasing the circulation of his cartoons, Lefcourt has other aspirations in the artistic realm as well. Book illustration is one area which he is currently looking into. He says it’s still important to keep a well-rounded career and not just stick to simply being a cartoonist.

Upon graduation, he hopes to attend graduate school at York University or Windsor.

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by Jacquie Griffin Imprint staff

She was a speaker at this week’s Personal Safety Forum sponsored by UW’s~ Women’s Commission.

“It is difficult for one deal with the overwhelming problem of being raped by someone they know and are perhaps in a long-’ term relationship with, but it

The dilemma of women blaming themselves for occurrences of date rape is the prime hin-. drance in combatting the problem, says Chris Hutchinson of Community Justice Initiatives.

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does happen,” she stated. It is often impossible to admit to oneself that the act was unwanted, even though it is a “prevalent avenue for power for a lot of men”.

Role expectations in society often have a significant impact.

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fusing for a woman to deal with the act of rape by someone she knows, but she may also feel the chances of others believing that she was raped on a date are significantly reduced.

As a result women feel uncomfortable about admitting the rape actually occurred.

Expectations that are being placed on women in present day society only serve to foster the pressure some women may feel to give in sexually.

In many instances, Hutchinson feels the act is condoned based on myths of male sexuality being “uncontrollable.” “ Often after four or five dates she may interpret that for the relationship to “advance” she must give in to pressure,” Hutchinson stated.

Although, sexual intercourse is usually synonymous with sexual assault, she clarified that the term also includes any form of unwanted touching.

The law divides sexual assault into three categories: simple sexual assault, sexual assault with a weasexual pon, and aggravated assault causing bodily harm.

Force can be verbal, physical or by some form of manipulation.

It is this force that is usually classified under the term of sexual harassment.

Hutchinson discussed several preventative measures that could be taken by women. The most important of these she felt was to “put yourself in situations where you feel in control.”

Suggestions included planning the means of transportation and what actually will be done on the date, Often, Hutchinson said, women let men make all the deci-

sions and therefore ultimately let them choose when to initiate intercourse.

Despite the fact that she feels women must change their attitudes internally, “a woman, despite all preventative measures, can still be sexually assaulted.”

Changing locks and not broadcasting The fact that you live alone are measures that must still be taken seriously today.

Interestingly enough, I-Iutchinson does not recommend self defence courses for all women.

“It’s important,” she stated, “that every individual woman must make the best decision for her and not make her feel that she must fight back . , . we still must recognize the social problem of women being blamed for sexual assault and not put the outcome of the incident on their shoulders.”

Social change is the ultimate link to the problem, Hutchinson said. Men need to understand the issue as equally as women. She noted it was rather disappointing to see only a minimal turnout of men, but recognized that all social change takes time for attitudes toward issues to actually be altered.

For those individuals seeking support services+ Hutchinson advised that it’s important for any woman to feel comfortable to come forward even long after the occurrence as “it may take women some time to come to terms with the incident enough to actually seek help”. In the Kitchener-Waterloo area, women can contact the Helpline at 7451166 or the K-W Crisis Line at 749-0410.

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by Jacquie Griffin Imprint stuff The quality. of student life committee at UW has compiled a list of recommendations in regards to UW amenities.

Ivan Beeckmans, who chairs the amenities subcommittee, said the changes are essential to increase the community atmosphere on campus.

The committee has been in existence since former Federation of Students president Scott Forrest was in office. Forrest and Dean of Students Ernie Lucy began the committee to give students a greater voice in academic as well as in non-academic areas of campus life. It advanced itself further with the publication of the university’s Fourth Decade Planning Report, which stressed the important of the quality of student life in the 1990s. Amenities is only one of four subcommittees of the quality of student life, others deal with educational, social, and psychological concerns.

Beeckmans has recently compiled a list of options that should be available to UW students, much of which are based on comparisons with other universities.

After a visit to the University of Guelph, the amenities subcommittee members outlined a number of o tions they feel would “make aP1the difference in university living’*. Some of these are based on the facilities available to University of Guelph students, Topping the list for Beeckmans is a mailbox system on campus for all students in the university.

This service would enable all students to have apersonal mailbox during their four years.

“Something like this would not only save money for the university, but it would offer a service that would draw students together on campus,” Beeckmans stated. He also said advertising of campus events could be improved through the use of electronic bulletin boards.

A listing of a number of other services included a variety store, dentist, pharmacy, and an increase in the quality of food services available on campus.

Although the food fair in the new Davis Centre is a positive step in this direction, Beekmans still feels there is a need for greater quality centralized facilities on campus, Beeckman also pointed out a lack of proper meeting space for students at UW. “There is a need for a quiet pub on campus for students to meet in a relaxed atmosphere, as well as an increase in overall meeting and after hours study areas.” At the University of Guelph ‘s University Centre, the three pubs, extensive food fair, as well as a number of other facilities unavailable at UW, left the visiting amenities sub committee in awe but with an increased desire to increase UW’s services.

Beeckmans professed confidence in the future by stating that “whatever we decide to do, we do it well. Fed Hall is a prime example of this.”

Federation Vice-President (University Affairs) Lisa Skinner, who chairs the commitpositive tee, also foresees changes in the future. The recent board of governors meeting revolved around discussion centred mainly from non-academic concerns.

Skinner saud the big change should begin around updatingthe Campus Centre which was “built too long ago for a much lower number of

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The university’s Sex-Ed. centre is investigating incidents of a female caller claiming to be doing a survey, The caller, in three separate incidents telephoned unsuspecting victims and conducted a phony survey of a personal and intimate nature. In one incident, a man (who wisely chose to remain nameless] was invited to an interview where he was questioned, measured and asked for a semen. sample.

Also at Mac, the Silhouette, a campus newspaper, has decided to withdraw from the Canadian University Press. The move comes as the University of Calgary’s Countlet and the University of Manitoba’s Manitoban are also planning to leave. Imprint left CUP a year ago.

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Mark McQueen, vice-president (operations), is facing some political trouble over a incident involving the illegal transfer of beer form an on campus pub (the Spoke) to a fraternity one Saturday night.

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Criminal convictions have been iven to five students and a caretaker over an incident involving t a e altering of final exam papers.

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students . . . the facility is highly overused.”

An extension from the PAC to the Campus Centre is a viable alternative, Skinner said, but the construction of a new building would be the ideal.

Housing is also a concern of the committee.

Although 100 new townhouses were constructed this ast year, they are pushing for t K e construction of 300 more townhouses to reach their original goal of 400.

Skinner sights the fact that some students do not have the option

of living within close proximity to campus and this directly affects their involvement in campus life.

Although Skinner said all these changes are long overdue, she recognizes the fact that UW is a young university and this is linked to the amenities issue.

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Clean house!

When Doug Wright is an and a revelation of things to asshole, the Federation of Stucome, the new Federation execudents should say so. When I’m an tive should waste no time in recasshole, the Federation should tifying the situation.

The first say. When its own employees act move - fire Fed Hall manager like assholes, the Federation Chuck McMullan, Fed Hall is the Toronto Maple Leafs of student should say so. That’s the mandate of the new Federation pubs and, like Gerry McNamara, executive.

McMullan has got to go, if only Adam Chamberlain, Wendy as a morale booster.

Rinella, and Shane Carmichael, Next, BEnt has got to be , elected Wednesday night, have wipped into shape. As it now their work cut out for them. stands, the board is effectively For the last few years, the Fedimpotent, dependent on the eration’s leaders have been satwhims of student societies and isfied with working behind the Federation tampering.

This scenes; attending senate and situation has caused Waterloo to board of governors meetings, play second fiddle to almost working on university and every other Ontario university municipal committees.

Imporwhen it comes to booking origitant work with long-term goals nal and entertaining bands, Like it or not, the new exec must and benefits, but lacking in the either change the policies or hire dynamic leadership needed to someone who can work galvanize the current crop of UW effectively within existing students. parameters.

There are, without a doubt, a As the representatives of the great number of deficiencies Waterloo student body, the Fedwithin the Federation when it eration executive is charged comes to student leadership. with acting; maintaining the staThis is most apparent in the tus quo will not suffice. widespread apathy of UW stuNot rocking the boat has been dents (witness the lg.8 per cent honed into a fine craft in CC235. turnout for the election), which All the behind the scenes activiexists because students have no ties so prevalent of late are examples to follow, not because extremely important and should they don’t care about such issues not be foresaken.

However, the as housing or co-op fees. Most hidden maneuvering is not the students are caught in the “what end all and be all - students will can I do about it?” trap: it’s up to only sit up and take notice if the the Federation to show the way.

Federation becomes outspoken Although concerns over, say, on all issues. This is not a call for Fed Hall and Board of Entertainb&weekly sit-ins or protest ralment policies are relatively lies, rather it is a call for some minor in comparison to, Watersign of energy and motivation loo’s exclusionary housing’ from a body which is supposed bylaw, for example, they are to put into action the thoughts important topics to students and interests of this university’s here (just take a look at the letstudents. ters to editor section in this publication).

As a sign of good faith, Steve Kannon

Abortion’s pros and cons of. . Arguing _the __ the recent legal decision regarding abortion on moral grounds is an utterly fruitless pursuit.

What may be argued, though, is the ridiculous dichotomy which this decision has created within the policies and procedures of our government.

The two most popular forms of birth control; prophylactics and the birth control pill, are unsub1 sidized in Ontario, This means that womei who choose to take the Pill pay $15 per month for it and condom use& still have to pay for them. However, abortions will now be paid for under OHIP! Therapeutic abortions are a method of birth cohtrol. Period.

However, they are a far more dangerous form of birth control than either the Pill or condoms.

Second class student Let me begin by saying I’m a Village 2 Don. I regard my donship on West A as a very important role in the university community.

I have worked for Imprint for two years and am currently the assistant editor.

My name is Mike Brown. I am a third-year history student.

Guess what?

I was forcibly kicked out of the Bombshelter on February 10. Do you want to know why? Well, I wanted to return to Imprint via the front door of the Bombshelter, The Bombshelter staff, which are fellow students I regret to admit, refused exit to myself, Shane Carmichael (VPOF-elect), Ian Lipton (1987 Federation presidential candidate), and other University of Waterloo students through the main doors of the Campus Centre Pub. Get this the flex generation, Hitler youthlike Bombshelter bouncers

insisted that it was policy to make UW students leave thrbugh the back door-out into the snow without their jackets.

You may come in the front door, but managerial policy has it that you have to leave through the back door like a second class citizen after a certain hour. The Bombshelter’s manager is Catherine Whyte. Her policy of treating all students as if they are about to puke their guts out on precious Campus Centre furniture is enforced dogmatically by Bombshelter staff who determine that the only exit for the pub’s patrons after 12:30 a.m. or so, is out into the snow bank not out the door they entered.

Imprint was there covering the Federation of Students’ election results.

I reject the notion that the Campus Centre should be protected from me, a fee-paying UW student.

Catherine Whyte has no right to judge that I may

Ilnpri?xt &print is the student newspaper at the Universi~of Waterloo. It is sm editorially independent newspaper publi8hedby Imm Publicstiorm, Waterloo, a corporation without share capiti. Lmprirrt if3 a member of the Ontario cOmmunlQ~ Newspaper Association (OCNA).

Imprint publishes every second FridaJr cturing the Spw term and everyFklday~tJme@larterme.MaUsh~dbeadd-@dto Impdat, Campus Centm, Room 140, University of Waterloo, Waterlo, Ontasio. N2L 3Gl. mpriat mB8rveB the right to Bmeen, edit and r&Be EumrtiBing.

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The. potential damages caused by abortion include psychological trauma, hemorrhaging, complications in subsequent childbirth, sterility and even death.

Many women cannot, for various reasons, use the pill, while condoms, if not used properly, are a less than satisfactory method of birth control.

However, subsidization of all forms of conception prevention, in combination with a better sex education program in Canadian schools, would make the Supreme Court’s decision concerning abortion a moot point.

In the long run, it would make economic sense to subsidize con-

traception rather than to deal with the tens of thousands of abortions which will now be performed each year.

Increased public awareness and use of contraception would also lessen the load on hospital and medical facilities which will be a consequence of liberalized abortion availability.

Abortion is not a panacea in the birth control question.

The extremists on both sides of the abortion question should sit down and begin tackling the real contradictions and hypocrisies in the Ontario medical and educational systems.

Paul Done

The lessons

of education

be potentially guilty of breaking social mores.

On January 28, an event took Blocking the exit from the place at the Waterloo County front door of an establishment Board of education linking us and forcing patrons and fellow with perhaps the most represstudents out into the sno,w ~ sive force of our time, The event without jackets is not only a involved 170 Christians crowdbreach of civil rights, but it is a ing into the board meeting, most betrayal of fairness to the of them to protest the liberalizastudent population at the tion of religious content of openuniversity. ing exercises in public schools.

The person responsible for The repressive force is fundamentalism. such draconian measures has The board of education has a nothing left to do but “ship up or draft race and ethnic relations shape out.” Since the Fed VPOFpolicy, aimed at removing diselect was there and admitted his crimination in all forms from the outrage, you can bet that reform classroom.

The president of the had better come or else manageSocial Council of Kitchener-Warial positions as well as bouncerterloo has said of the policy: type vacancies may be “We are looking to the board of advertised in the classifieds.

I education for leadership in an inhave always been an ordinary creasingly multi-religious, mulguy. If ordinary guy’s arms are ti-racial, and multicultural being cuffed by hired help’s meat community.”

The fundamentalclaws, it’s damn well time for ists present at the meeting were someone to act. clear in their misgivings of the implications if Bible readings Mike Brown

and the Lord’s Prayer were no longer mandatory in opening exercises.

What we see here is part of a worldwide phenomenon.

Fundamentalism is making its presence known everywhere.

Children attending schooI in Pakistan, for example, are told that Islam is the only true faith and all nonbelievers are destined for hell. In the Irish republic, children are told Catholic Christianity is the only true religion and other faiths are not.

In both cases, the religious tradition is secondary to the fundamentalist perspective colouring it, This intolerance is being taught to children, thereby perpetuating it, by a religious institution in complete control of education.

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To the editor, Re: Coverage of the Cultural Caravan ‘88 in the January 29 issue

of Imprint.

Cultural Caravan was one the most ambitious events staged on the UW campus. Not only did it involve the Federation, but it also included the efforts of seven clubs, as well as many other supporting organizations.

The plannipg an preparation these groups did greatly exceeded that of any other event held on campus - even Canada Day. For those of us involved within the caravan, it was very disappointing to ‘flip through the Imprint January 29 and find gnly a half-hearted attempt at reporting the caravan.

Your article did not do justice to the efforts of the literally hundreds of students who put this extravaganza together. Furthermore, in no way did the article express the phenomenal success of the entire event. Even more frustrating to the Indian and Korean pavilions was the fact that you neglected to even mention their existence in Village 1 Great Hall.

Both of these pavilions staged spectacular performances, displayed extraordinary exhibits, and served delicious foods, These pavilions were second to none at the caravan and should have been prominently mentioned in your article. + The Cultural Caravan is not just ’ Fed Hall. The caravan is an exciting event which is enjoyed by a tremendous number of people. Although an enormous <amount of work goes into organizing it, the caravan is improving every year.

With continued success, it should grow to be the besi and most fun event on campus.

However, it needs the media exposure it deserves in Imprint+ Congratulations and thanks to all involved in making Cultural Caravan an unforgettable tri-

umph.

Kopil Lohia Indian Students

by Chris Gerrard Imprint 8 taff

(a pseudonym)

“I came out of Chaps, going to the Yonge Street subway. It was a May evening, relatively warm. You know there is always people hanging around the corner of Yonge and Isabella, and I saw these three guys - thought nothing of it.

“Walked to the subway, not really paying any attention to what what going on around me. Got on the subway.

Not too may people around. Got off at the Keel station and went out the back exit. I saw these three guys on the platform, and thefi got down into the parking lot, saw them getting closer - they were obviously hurrying - and they caught up with me in the parking lot.

They had yelled from the door as I had already started running, ‘Hey faggot. boy, we’re here for you !‘, and other obscenities.

They caught up with me mid-parking lot. I stood there as tie faced off.

They said more obscenities.

I told them, ‘Fuck off - leave me alone!’ I was scared. I was only thinkirig, ‘Get out of here, and get out of here now!’ I didn’t really,think about what had happened until I got home.

“One guy >came closer and swung, I knew they had been drinking from the way they were talking, and from the way he swung.

He caught me in the arm, and the other two moved’in; one guy caught me’in the nose, I got kicked in the leg. I just clicked, ‘They are not going to do anything more tome!’ I really only got one hit in -ri I kicked the one guy in the kidney and he went down, and the other ‘two’backed off. I picked up my stuff and pa@. I looked ba’ck and saw they were going the other way, but I still ran all the way home.

“There was no one at home when I got there, and I doctored myself up. I considered phoning the police, and I said no, because I figured, ‘Hey, I’m okay’. I didn’t need the hassle, Wecal’l all recount stories that we’ve heard - the police aren’t exactly sympathetic.

Remember the High Park thing. The police didn’t seem to have that much concern about what was going on. An4 you get into a trial and they get a whole battery qf psychologists saying how these guys are just normal - they were just having a bit of fun boys will be boys. I couldn’t believe that, reading some of the transcripts of the court proceedings in the Star. They seem to have forgotten the fact that this was a guy in High Park that was murdered.

So these things went through my head, and I thought, ‘I’m okay’, I’ve always bounced back - I don’t need the hassle. I didn’t tell anybody for quite a while.

“After that, I thought twice about going out, I didn’t go out to a gay bar for about two months after that. I didn’t need to go through that again. I got over it okay. After that, you go into a place, and you sit there, and with everything that would strike me

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To the editor, This letter concerns sive Album? editorial

Wodskou

(Imprint,

as being stereotypical, I would start to look around, and notice whether people were noticing - who was watching.

Even in big crowds. I look for this to happen in any situation.

I no longer hbve this notion like a lot of other people have that this happens to other people and not to me.

“Even when/I went out to a lecture, or just after a certain time at night, I would see those people in almost everyone who looked remotely like them, They were young - teenagers 7 rockers.

Even walking down Yonge Street during the day, and I’d see that kind of person, I’d get this uneasy feeling. For about six months after, even if the person wasn’t like these guys, if I’d get even a sideways glance, I’d wonder, ‘Why is thjs person looking at me?’

“Now, as soon as an anti-gay comment is thrown, it’s like being hit. And I hear them. They leave a definite impression.

When I hear a comment like that I want to get out of that plahe.

“I was angry too. That these people have nothing better to do in life. I don’t believe in a sophisticated and advanced society. There are a lot of societies that we would consider backward, and they have a lot more tolerance for things than we do.

“But I realize that these kids were a product of their society. It makes me mad that these things get reinforced.

These kids pick up their parents attitudes.

It is not a positive thing in the highschools. If it comes up in a high school health class, it’s treated as an abnormality, a sexual deviation.

It becomes okay for these . I guys to go out and trash fags, “It could have turned out much different.

If those guys had been a little less drunk;*or if there had been onedmore of them, who knows what could have happened. I got away lucky - a bloody nose, a few bruises, nothing really serious,” .

A young man, not having done anything to engender or promot.. the course of events during an evening, is pursued and beaten.

That is the story that has just been told. This was a true story.

This man was very lucky; he escaped his aggressors relatively unscathed.

Not too long before this incident, a high-school teacher was beaten to death o‘ne night in High Park by a group of teenaged, high-school thugs. This teacher was known to be gay. There are numerous other similar reported stories, and many more unreported.

The Concise Oxford Dictionary defines the word insane as, “not of sound mind, mentally deranged; extremely foolish, irrational”.

What rational is there in the inhumane pursuit of one individual, for the sole intent of brutalizing that person? Is this not what was done to blacks, Jews, and is done to rape victims, abused children and wives? What makes this treatment of those persons then or now rational, or of gay men and women now? Is this not insanity?

And are not the ideas and beliefs motivating these actions equally insane? Have we not lost sight of humanitarianism?

the Offenby

Chris

Feb. 5). Over-

all, I thought it was well-written and well informed, however, there is one important point that needs correcting.

It was mentioned that since the trial came out in Jello Biafra’s favour that a legal precedent had been set to aid bands/artists in defending themselves from the same type gf attack.

Unfortunately is not the case.

The outcome of Jello’s trial was actually a hung jury, and was only dismissed thanks to a sympathetic j’udge. No legal precedent is set in such a case, so bands that offend the religious right (one powerhouse of which is the PMRC] are just as open tq their financiallybacked legal attacks.

The right-wing influence has spread to Canada, in the form of Bill C-54. Under this bill, an artist is guilty until proven innocent of producing or distributing pornography [of which an extremely broad definition is given in the bill) if taken to court by any “offended” conservative.

What does t.his mean? Many

‘more artists will being censored by defend themselves financially strong ponents as well

find

themselves

fear of having to in court against right-wing op-

in a legal battle, in Canada as the US, What to do?

Write MPs and Brian Mulroney and let them know what you think of oppressive legislation, -.

Tom Rand 2A Elec. Eng.

To the editor, With the increasingly

Art riphoff To the editor, Over the past two years, I have noticed a growing, critical discussion about the role and profile of arts at UW. The Department of Fine Arts, however, has received a resounding confirmation of its value to this university in the form of the new facilities given us in-East Cam us Hall. For the first time, all. Pour years of study - in art history, film studies, studio work - are housed in one building.

The increase in undergraduate teaching space has put UW near the top of Ontario facilities offering fine arts [both UWO and Guelph have come to measure our studies).

Extra space will allow us to invite aptists-in-residence; plans to establish a

of records,

graduate program are also in the works.

At oClr grand opening, January 22, more than 250 came to see our new facilities, view the student work on display, listen to speaker Joyce Zemmans, dean of Fine Arts at York, and enjoy a joint Fine Arts/Dance installation piece.

I And how did Imprint cover this event?

With

one

Rec.ord scam 1

rather

poor

photo

and three lines on page 21.

Perhaps students should look beyond the administration for a bias to ward technology, against the arts, on this campus. Perhaps Imprint should realize that arts at UW consists of more than record reviews and movie announcements.

Pamela Lewis President, Fine Arts Guild

high coBts

is’s sometimes

smarter

to purchase used ones.

For years I’ve been buying them at Encore Records: not once have i been dissatisfied.

Rarely was there a problem and, if there was, it was quickly resolved.

Recently, I checked out RPM Records in Waterloo. I hada problem with two albums and returned to exchange them. I was the only customer in the store, so I had the “ser-, vice” of all three attendants.The scenario went as follows: Me:

“Hi!

I’d

like’

to

exchange

these albums.”

Three apprehensive glares, followed - in unison - by, “Do y,ou have a receipt.”

Me: “I bought the albums about six weeks ago. I’m sure I’ve thrown it away by now.”

Salesperson 2: Suspicious look, SP 3: Scratches ear.

SP 1: “Where have you been all this‘time?”

Me: “I’ve been busy with work. I bought the albums here [I showed them their price tags]. All I want to do is exchange therh.”

SP 1: Scratches head. SP 2: Dumbfounded look.

SP 2: “It’s company policy to I have a receipt.”

At this point I’m a little ‘agitated.

Me: “Listen.

I bought these albums from you and two of them were scratched.

What are you going to do about it?”

SP 3: Stunned look.

SP 2: scratched crotch.

SP 1: “Ilm sorry, but if you don’t have

a receipt

_ . .”

At this p’oint I walked out.

“Sorry”, like hell. It’s obvious RPM Records is run by people more interested in profits than service for their customers.

If you’re looking for a bargain, take the time to visit K-W’s other used record shops. I’m sure you’ll be a happier shopper for it.

Daa Kannon

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5 Hey teacher, keep religion out A.,. of* class ~~~~~~~ homogeneous nature of the soanyone doubting these assefUW Psychology Professor ciety the school exists in. Unlike tions, I include the following Herb Lefcourt has a petition cirCanada, Ireland and Pakistan quote from the Rev. Robert Bilculating on campus addressed to are overwhelmingly “one relilings, an executive director of the board of education, saying in gion” nations. At one time, this what was then called The Moral part “We the undersigned wish country and this city were relaMajority: “People want leaderto encourage theaBoard of Educatively homogeneous; lately, ship, they don’t know what to tion trustees to promote our rephowever, this has been changing think for themselves.

They want utation as a fair-minded and into the pluralist society we to be told what to think by those tolerant community.”

Both Lefhave today. of us here at the front.” court and Physics Professor Yet what many find enriching, The 20th century has seen the Bruce Torrie have copies of the others find threatening.

A single death of many traditions and aspetition if you don’t see it elsemonolithic &cultural perspective sumptions in &nost every imagwhere. There are plans to set up can provide security for many inable area, producing who- prefer simple answers. unprecedented physical and Whereas a poly-cultural society mental freedoms.

Given this, challenges the individual with a perhaps we shouldn’t be sur-’ multitude of perspectives.

Inseprised at the mushrooming of curity seems the link between great emotioe based on fundamovements of diverse backmentalist feelings around the To the editor, grounds, all craving for “absoworld. Yet in societies such as 1 It never fails. Just when you lute” right and wrocg. ours, there has been an effective think “Hey, maybe people aren’t as self-centered as we thought,” All of us wish to feel linked to response to this tide. Along with someone comes along and shatters life, to have a meaningful cona religious legacy, our western the illusion with a grand display of nection and sense of continuity; heritage has left us with strong narrciw-mindedness and unfoundTo have this personified and pattraditions of individual rights. edcriticism.

We refer to the letter ernalized allows us, perhaps in For most of us, the thought of from Isaac Levine and Jake Bedkin the best sense, to be children coercing children into pat terns concerning the “superiority” of the again. Having the words written of behaviour hostile to their Turnkeys [Imprint, Feb. 5). down facilitates the establishhome upbringing is repugnant.

The arguments presents in the ment of a community linked by a Yet at this very moment this is letter were biased and ridiculous, shared perception of life. This what is being staunchly deand each can be refuted. Submitdevelopment unfortunately fended. We are not a country ted for your approval: sows the seeds of trouble in parwith a “State Religion”.

Our Music - you are free to make a adise. With the establishment of Canadian Charter of Rights and request from the catalogue of a definitive revelation comes Freedoms declares (ironically) available albums or tapes, Or, if various schools of interpretaas “fundamental” the Freedom of you don’t -like what they have, tion, increasing as time seperConscience and Religion, as well bring one in yourself. A wide range ates the community from .the as Freedom of Thought and As-of music is available; there is usuinitial settling down of the scripsocjation,of every citizen of whaally something for everyone.

GO Pizza - was this complaint ture. Coupled with this is the tever background.

Section 28 of directed at the Turnkeys?

If you natural tendency within a comthe Charter states all rights are don’t like t,he pizza from GO Pizza, munity to wish to be distinct and guaranteed “equally to male and the g&wing unease with these female persons”.

Increasingly, individuals and communities fundamentalist positions shall around them not embracing their ’ be legally challenged as uncon“1ruth”. stitutional under the Charter.

Within this context, those The chances of Ontario or any wishing absolute certainty in other province becoming To the editor, , anbthec Alabama are remote. their lives always exist and quickly fbrm ,their otiri g+oup.

Those wishing to push a certain Recently, a friend a&l I applied The marriage of insecurity and brand of Christianity in the infor jobs ,at Fed Hall. However, tradition claiming Divine Sancappropriate f&urn of a classthree weeks after our interviews tion produces fundamentalism, room will fail in this country. with Chuck (McMullan), the manYet fundamentalism is not the Churches, synagogues+ ager of Fed Hall, we still had not creation of religions, it’s the mosques, etc. are the proper inheard if either of us had been hired. manifestation of the insecurity stitutions for religious educaWe thought a quick call to Chuck possesed by most spiritual tradition, not schools.

I I would clear up this indiscretion. tions. The great problem arising As a result of the vocal reHowever, all we got was. a slam in the ear when he couldn’t be from the solution is its absolute sponse on the part of the relibothered to apologize, or even hear fixed nature. The temperament gious right in this area, the us out. school board policy’s future is craving absolutes hates diverSuch a display ‘of arrogance, sit y, finding it a threat.

For not clear.

a booth in the Campus Centre for information and the opportunity to sign the petition, anyone wishing to become involved in this can contact the profs. Letters can be written to the trustees c/o Elizabeth Witmer, chairman of the board, Waterloo County Board of Education Centre, 51 Ardelt Ave., Kitchener,

N2C

3X5.

On February 18, all petitions must be in as Lefcourt will’ be

don’t eat Turnkeys.

it.

Don’t

Incompetence the Turnkeys

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blame

the

remember.

that

are human beings, and students for that matter. They have good and bad days like everyone else. Sure, they’re not always perfect, not always jovial, and bubbly and happy to serve

you. Don’t forget that your attitude toward

attitude

them will

toward

reflect

in their

you. If you’re mis-

erable to them, they’re not going to go out of their way to cheer you up or change your attitude. I believe

the term “talking to a brick wall” would be appropriate here. Don’t the whole staff incompetent over a few incidents.

Mis.spelling of signs - does the misspelling of a sign really have that great an effect on your life, your thoughts, your goals? Is call

misspelling a sign a sin? Mostgeople overlook such insignificant

Grum.tW o*ld farts

Idea

them to the board at a Individuals or groups wishing to address the board should contact Pablo Machetski at 742-1751, ext. 334, and ask to be placed on the speakers list, This could be a relatively easy battle now; should it be lost by default, it could become a very difficult one later on.

5 p,m.

Lyn

meeting.

McGinnis

not deserved

Slagging

The

presenting

.indifference, and sheer rudeness is a, poor reflection on- Fed Hall

mistakes. I’m sure Levine and Redkin have misspelled a few words in their respective lifetimes.

Shame on them. And anyone who doesn’t kndw what “Back in 5” refers to certainly doesn’t belong at a university.

This kind of nitpicking shows just how far people will go to convince you of their argument, useless though it may be.

Coffee and magazines - these are not the only duties performed by the Turnkeys.

They do much more, including organization of a Christmas dinner every year. And to anyone who just can’t live with-

out page 3 and the stereo ads of the Sun, we would suggest getting a subscription: Or just ask the Turnkeys if they could get it.

The smoking room - all rooms in the Campus Centre are available for booking by any of the many groups and clubs on campus. If you crave a smoke badly enough at exactly that time when you can’t have somewhere else and need it that badly, cal or psychological

effective.)

The Turnkeys

twice a week your room, go smoke. (If you perhaps medihelp would be

hired. Isn’t the Federation of Students’ policy “Students Working For Students”, and not “Grumpy Old Farts Abusing Students”.

are there to help and inform, not to be slaves. They cater to the needs of the students, not themselves.

We feel they’re doing a pretty good job, and hope that they’ll ignore the criticism and insults of last week’s letter, disregarding it as an attempt by some students who just wanted their names in the paper,

Matthew Queil 4B History Andy Lubczyneki 4B History

J. Mitts 4B Biology I.R. Sereda 4th year Hons. Science

management.

What is the hiring

policy at Fed Hall? The least one could expect is

a phone

call saying

you weren’t

of a University. ghs

by Ted Carlton Today’s column thoughts of a writer the university.

does not feature the on his/her concept of

Iristead,

a slight

detour

to

examine the powerful phenomenon that has had a tremendous impact on the role and functioning of universities in the last 150 years - scientific research. the authors today are researchers at the Illinois Institute of Technology Research Institute who collectively produced the study “Technology in Retrospect and Critical Events in Science” (TRACES) in 1968.

The intent of the study was to examine “The contributions of various types of! research and development activities to innovations of economic and social importance.”

The report examined five major technical innovations: magnetic ferrites (materials used in computer memories), the video tape recorder, the oral contraceptive

pill.

the

electron

micro-

scope, and matrix isolation (a technique used in the study of chemical reactions).

Each innovations is “traced” backwards to the key “event” (eg. a published paper] that led to innovation.

As well, each “event” is classified according to the type of research that produced it, Three different types of research an-d development are identified: Nonmission research - “motivated by

the search for knowledge and scientific understanding without regard Tar its ap-

effect was apparent” ice of words when

plication;”

“Innovation”

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Mission-oriented research “performed to develop informatio? for a specific ,application concept prior to -development of a prototype product:” Development

volving prototype neering design.”

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and

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and engi-

the five tracings identikey events judged to be evaluation of innova-

tion.” Interestingly, 70 per-cent of these events are non-mission research, 20 per

cent

are mission-oriented research, and per cent are development and applicat ion.

Also of interest is where the “events” occurred, The following outlines the distribution (percentages are listed in the following order: university and colleges, research institutes and government labs, industry).

Nonmission research - 76 per cent, 14 per cent, and 10 per cent. Mission-oriented - 31 per cent, 15 per icent, and 54 per cent respectively.

Development and Application - seven per cent, 10 per cent, and 83 per cent.

Each tracing is given two milestones: conception and innovation.

“Conception” is “interpreted as having occurred when a clear concept of the device, process, or 10

is “the

(an interestingcho-

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mercial product”.

The report found that shortly before conception, 90 per cent of all nonmission research had been coma pleted. It also found that the average time from conception to innovation was nine years. (Does this mean the human mind is nine times slower that its reproductive system?

- but I digress].

What can be discerned from this mass of data? The most important conclusion to be made is the recognition of the importance of noti-mission related, curiositydriven research.

It also shows that the natural home for this type of research is the university.

The report cohcltides by saying that “the way in which nbnmission research appears to be used to achieve economic gain is analogous tg capital wealth. We establish a fund of knowledge against which withdrawals cati be made to achieve inntivation at a rate satisfactory to society. Innovation

for the next generations depend on today’s nonmission research.”

The report confirms empirically what last week’s author, Karl Jaspers, had stated more philosophically.

“The great fundamental discoveries are manifestly not due to their practical utility.

Such discoveries were made without thought

any thought to their applicability.‘: These ideas can be applied to university contract research, and to the recently announced Centres of Excellence program, in which Waterloo is involved with five of seven centres. The centres aim to build on established strengths in research and to promote university/industry co-operation. The centres are supervised by a board- of directors composed of professors and people from industry.

The Centres are to be evaluated at the end of five years, and though still somewhat unclear, one of the criteria will be the extent to which commercial products have been developed.

While the provincial government’s desire to increase research is laudable, the use of the centre’s is questionable.

Will the prqfessors involved be engaged in research that they desire or research that the board of directors demands they do?

Will the centres erode the nonmission research

capacity

af the

university

which

TRACES’ report shpws to be the most valuable? The last word again belongs to Jaspers. “Every scholarly or scientific accomplishment is ultimately an individual accomplishment.

It is a personal achievement. Co-operative research is to be distinguished from collective work, which can only be described as intellectual industrialization,”

CAMPUS QUESTION

The Vegetarian World

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Nutrition

by Katarina Jolic

by Dawn

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When you become a vegetarian (and even more so if you are a vegan), it is common for people (ie. parents) to worry about you. They are afraid that you won’t get enough of various kinds of nutrients. What follows is a discussion of some of the nutrients that people are more concerned about.

In the past, iron was thought to be a problem for vegetarians.

Normally, a person only absol’bs about 10 per cent of the iron consumed.

[The recommended daily allowance of iron is 10 times higher than what our bodies need in order to compensate for this absorption problem.]

There are two kinds of dietary iron: beme iron, which is found only in meat and animal products and nonheme iron, which is found in both meat and vegetables.

Heme iron is more easily absorbed by the body than non-heme, which has caused some people to believe that the vegetarian diet could be deficient.

However, even for meat eaters this more absorbent heme iron can only provide five to 10 per cent of the dietary intake, so non-heme iron must still be the major source of the nutrient.

Actually, it is possible to increase the! absorption of non-heme iron by eating vitamin C. Since vitamin C is a nutrient vegetarians have no trouble obtaining+ getting enough iron shouldn’t be a problem. Dark green leafy vegetables combine both iron and vitamin C, and so are an excellent source of the nutrient.

Vitamin D is a nutrient that is not found in

plants at all, but only in some animal foods like fish. However, this vitamin is not a dietary requirement, Vitamin D can be synthesized from sunlight with only a few minutes of exposure every day. The body is able to store this nutrient for long periods of time, so exposure to the sun in the summer months will allow the body to sustain itself throughout the winter.

It is widely. believed that vitamin B-12 can only be obtained from animal foods such as meat and milk. This belief is not in accordance with the facts, however.

Only incredibly small amounts of this nutrient are thought to be needed: because the consumption of meat and milk increases the need for this vitamin, the amount needed for vegetarians is even smaller. At such microscopic levels, the environment is awash with B-12. Vitamin B12 is produced by micro-organisms.

These microorganisms can be found in our own bodies and on plants. The bacteria that grow naturally in the human mouth and throat alone will probably supply enough B-12 for a vegetarian’s daily needs.

As well, the liver can store B-12 for years, so ingesting it from one of these foods below will allow a person to go for long periods of time: nutritional yeast, tempeh (fermented soybeans), seaweed, algae, kelp and fermented soy sauces [like they serve with Chinese food). All of these foods contain relatively massive amounts of this nutrient I As long as a well-balanced diet is eaten, containing a variety of different foods, vegetarians shouldn’t lack in any nutrients.

Perhaps these facts will comfort your mother.

Morality not at issue here To the editor, I decided

to wait a week a read some of the other comments on the Supreme Court decision on abor-

tion before I added some comments of my own. I came to the conclusion that many of the arguments surrounding abortion are absurd, many people who talk

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is what is true. the pro-abortionist the fetus

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‘Why? - One in five women who get abortions are left sterile. A large

number of women suffer hemmohabout abortion haven’t a clue what raging and a few even die; they are talking about, and the y - Post abortion syndrome.

A whole abortion argument has been large number of women suffer blown out of proportion. from this, and some are driven to What is the main argument sursuicide.

This depression is exrounding abortion? It is not moralpected because abortion is a proity. It is not human rights. I agree found disturbancg of nature, and that the state should not dictate there are bound to be some reperwhat people do with their bodies, cussions; -and morality is best left to a person - We all change our minds. A and his god. woman who finds out she is pregThe main argument is life. nant might run to the nearest clinic A fetus emits brain waves 35 and get an abortion. If she decides days after conception.

It is thus an intelligent . being. There is also scientific proof that a fetus is aware of his/her surroundings at 12 weeks. It does not matter what the government says or what some

afterward she wanted it’s too bad.

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thing is that al the harping Dr. Morgentaler does about how much compassion he has for women, he apparently does not offer any services for post abortion syndrome. This is logical, for he would have to acknowledge that there is something wrong with abortion, and thus weaken an already insubstantial argument. It is left to groups such as the pro-life movement to offer some counselling for women with post abortion syndrome.

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by Marc Breustowski Imprint staff “They’ll hold on to that valley until their fingers bleed. They’ll go to jail.” joe Foy, of the Western Canada Wilderness Committee, was referring to the native bands fighting for the preservation of the Stein Valley, southern British Columbia’s only remaining wilderness watershed.

Members of the Lytton and Mt. Currie native bands have joined forces with environmentalists to oppose logging companies, the provincial government, and their misleading advertising campaign.

Said Foy, who addressed a sparse noon-hour audience in the Humanities Theatre Monday with an audiovisual presentation on the valley, “it’s really urgent.”

Fo y said he became involved beta use he fel t a responsibility

to future generations to preserve “a piece of the real world.” At one time more than 100 such watersheds existed in southern B.C., now only the Stein remains

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Noting “wilderness around the planet is under attack”, he pleaded future generations’ rights to important resources, including wilderness areas; not working toward a sustainable economy is “insanity” insisted Foy. The issue is not simply a case of preservation versus logging but is a human rights struggle as well. The native peoples living in the Stein are fighting “to find a place for themselves in their homelands” and to keep their culture. The site of many ancient pictographs, the valley is a doorway to thousands of years of human history.

Foy likened the blasting of a road up the valley to putting a highway through a Gothic cathedral and preserving the stained glass windows.

The bands have a responsibility to generations past and future “not to walk away.”

A government-appointed committee studied the issue and recommended the province allow no road building until a formal agreement with the bands had been worked out. The province ignored the decision. People had been prepared to go in front of the bulldozers, but on February 4 the minister in charge of forests met for the first time with band representatives who proposed a seven-month cooling-off period.

Either the government will approve the study period or the machines will go in.

The logging industry, led by B.C. Forest Products, claims the Stein will provide local mills with 30 years of timber; however, Foy said the valley would be exploited within three years at current production levels. The industry also states it would harvest only 9,500 hectares, or nine per cent of the valley+ leaving the rest as wilderness.

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as Foy pointed out, the desired nine per cent is spread throughout the watershed - little would be left untouched.

He sees the Stein as a “complete, intact living thing”, something not easily left whole by the removal of nearly one- tenth its biomass.

To support his point, Foy cited the results of logging in surrounding valleys: one in five neighbouring clear cuts has not been reforested, replanting made nearly impossible by the soil’s inability to retain moisture.

Around the Stein, logging companies have neglected to reforest 18,000 hectares.

He said the provincial government is very accommodating.

Its tree farm license policy gives logging firms 25 year leases, the cancelling of which must be accompanied by financial compensation for the firms.

B.C. has recetitly opened its provincial parks td logging and strip mining, and plans to Dut all for&t lands under the trek farm licence program.

To sell these policies to the public the government and logging industry have launched an expensive public relations campaign under the banner of “Forests Forever.”

Foy predicts B.C.% rainforests will last only another 13 years under current deforestation and replanting rates.

He compared the campaign to the internment of Japanese Canadians in World War II. Today “the government and forest lobby are using the fear of unemployment to steal what is most important to native bands.” Foy called the campaign’s exploitation of grassroots fear through television and newspaper ads “very wrong”, adding “they’ve got lots of money but they’re not right .*’ He called the ads misleading because while they publicized the number of seedlings replanted, they failed to give information on how many hectares of forested land were lust to landslides, flood and fires. Foy said these actions are an attempt by the province and the powerful forestry lobby to”stop the movement toward settlement with natives and preservation of the natural world.”

Foy acknowledged his responsibility to know about people who may lose their jobs, but in the case of the Stein the jobs at stake are gone anyway.

The jobs in question belong to two local mills whose lives the Stein will not prolong indefinitely: “there’s only three years of fuel left for that logging machine.*’ Foy urges that the valley be removed from the allowable annual cut calculation so that no dependency on Stein timber is created. That, as well as settlement with the bands, “is the bottom line.”

As a wilderness preserve, the Stein valley would continue serving as part of a native rediscovery program designed to teach indigenous youth their language, past, and culture in a traditional setting.

The bands have also created an elaborate public trail system. Foy said it’s important not to ask that provincial park status be given to the valley until the native claims have been settled.

South Moresby became a National Park Reserve, a classification which closed the door to logging and strip-mining but not to land claims, in light of the opening of B.C. provincial parks to resource extraction, Foy noted that “parks are only as safe as far as this generation wants to stand up and protect them. It’s not easy to be arrested.”

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CALCUTTA (IPS] - Women’s meetings are not yet socially acceptable in most villages in India and it sometimes takes more than a little courage to risk the consequences of going against the grain.

The first time thirty-year-old Basanti attended a women’s meeting in her village of Balakhali, located 100 miles from the huge metropolis of Calcutta, she was soundly thrashed by her husband.

Despite this, Basanti says she is grateful for the meeting, called by local activist Maya Ray to promote female literacy in the region, because it was as a result of her meeting with the 16 other village women that she felt bold enough to stand up to her husband.

Basanti, like most women in her village, had grown used to beatings from her husband.

The men here need little provocation to use the stick on their wives. A badly cooked meal, a The women were not allowed a place in the market, BO they spread their wares on the roadside. slight delay in serving it, or “loitering” at the village well are often considered reason enough.

And frankly, most women here regard it as their husband’s right.

They also tolerate it out of fear of being deserted by him. Nearly every family in Balakhali has at least one daughter who has been abandoned by her husband and is forced to rely on the charity af her relatives.

But Ray’s organization, Nishtha, like hundreds of other volunteer groups working in rural India, proved to be a catalyst for new ideas among . the women of this village.

“Somehow I could not accept the beating this time,” recalls Basanti, For the first time Basanti found herself arguing with her husband.

“I told him that he had his card games and gossip sessions at the tea stall, SO what was wrong in going to hear something different from “Elder Sister” (as the villagers call Ray). Not surprisingly, the beating that Basanti received that night was more brutal than usual. But what rankled more was her husband’s words.

“He said that since I ate off him I should know where my place was.”

Ordinarily, Basanti would have swallowed her hurt pride and continued with her life as a mother of three, economically dependent on her husband.

But the opening of Nishtha in her village made her think about the possibility of earning her own income.

Illiterate and unskilled in any kind of craft, Basanti was ill qualified for

seek independence

any work other than as a field hand.

But at the next meeting of Nishtha, Basanti put forward a novel proposal.

She asked Ray to advance a small loan which would enable Basanti and six other village women to start selling rice at the village market.

Ray was taken aback because her organization, funded by a development agency, was set up with the sole aim of persuading mothers to send their daughters to school. In Bengal, as in many other states in India, although the government provides free schooling in most villages, fewer girls than boys go to school. More than half of them drop out before they complete even primary school. But the seven women, with Basanti as their spokeswoman, argued strongly for the loan. “I told Ray that it would be possible for us to attend meetings and send our girls to school only if we had some financial clout,” says Basanti.

Her words were borne out by the fact that apart from the seven women who were lobbying for a loan, all the other village women had dropped out of Ni-shtha because of family pressure.

“I was moved by their determination,” recalls Ray, who decided to bend the rules to extend a loan to the women to buy rice, “the only thing we know something about.”

Business in rice, the staple food in many states of the country, is always brisk. The state government sells rice through fair price shops, but because the supply is rationed most families need to supplement it with rice bought in the open market. Rice mills are required to sell a certain quantity to the estate at a fixed price and the remaining stocks can be sold in the open market.

But even after securing the loan, which enabled them to buy one sack of rice each, the women did not find it easy. First there were the husbands.

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-. . ‘t-he hostility was not so much because they were newcomers to the bi-weekly village market but because they were women. Although women can be seen selling in most markets in the cities, villagers are not used to women traders, The hostility did not stop at mere taunts. Attempts were made to snatch away the women’s rice and get money out of them for the privilege of sitting outside the market, But their persistence finally paid off. “It all stopped just when we had got used to it,” says Jharna. “Perhaps the shopkeepers realized that we‘d no intention of giving up.”

But they were still not allowed to sell inside the market. “We accepted it,” says Basanti, “just as we accepted our families’ stiff opposition, in spite of doing all the housework before we set off for the market.”

Gradually people began to buy from the women. Mostly because they kept their profit margins low and avoided short-weighing, a common practice among traders. Within a month the women were able to repay their loans.

Even Ray was surprised at their success. “We never expected them to survive the cut-throat competition with their inexperience,” she admits.

The rice vendors have become conspicuous in Balakhali, and rather

“Men respect us now. They point us out as good exa,mples for other women to follow.”

“Mine was furious,” says Jharna, one of the seven new entrepreneurs.

He refused to look after the children, calling it “women’s work,” Other husbands threatened to throw them out. Undeterred+ the women got through their housework, left older siblings in charge of the younger ones, and set out for the market.

“The first day was a nightmare,” shudders Basanti. The women were not allowed a place in the market so they spread out their wares on the roadside.

People stepped on their rice, called them sluts and “taunted us by asking if our husbands were unable to feed us.”

Not all women have chosen to be as adventurous as Basanti’s group, who travel by rail and road to the wholesale market and back to the village market and are away from home for most of the day. Nevertheless, enrollment in Nishtha has grown from seven to a remarkable fifty members.

And, according to Ray, villagers are now more responsive to the ideas of sending their daughters to school and family planning. The change in attitudes is’ reflected in the ebullient 1 Basanti: I’d thought of earning money to teach the men in our families a lesson,” she says, “but now I just can’t think of staying at home.” Just as her husband can’t think of hitting her anymore.

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“Men respect us now,” laughs Ganga Naskar. “They point us out as good examples for the other women to follow.”

Other women have not been slow to follow their example. On Ray’s advice, the rice sellers started a rolling fund from their profits to make loans available to women not only from Balakhali but surrounding villages as well,

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by Sharon E. Frey Imprint staff Working within the confines of Imprint deadlines can sometimes be frustrating.

Only half an hour after Thursday’s frenetic (what else?] Imprint issue production, the layout was sent off to the printers before one of the biggest and most exciting events ever planned at the Centre in the Square could be included in last week’s Imprint (sigh).

Well, for those of you who have been completely engrossed in school, exhausting yourself at crazy weekend parties, sleeping in Sundays and have general ignorance about any off campus events, the Cacadian copycat of the American version of the British musical CATS will grace Kitchener-Waterloo June 6, with the first performance June 11. Based on T.S. Eliot’s Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats, this high energy song and dance sensation is guaranteed as great a success as it was in Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver.

Twenty-two Cats, along with four booth singers, seven unders t udies , a Dance Capt ain/.Understudy, 15 musicians+ a prop man, three carpenters, four electricians, two sound technicians, three wardrobe staff, three

wiggers, two concessions staff, a business manager, three stage managers and six 48 foot transports (for you masochistic trivia types) will prowl the K-W area for a 19-performance run at KW’s Centre in the Square.

For almost a full week, tickets have been on sale at the box office and BASS, But Centre in the Square’s director of marketing “there are plenty of reassures good tickets left for all perforPrices range from mances.” $55.50 at the Rotary gala opening to Wednesday matinee showings as low as $25.50 [students with valid I.D, can get an additional $5 off!)

The First Lady of CATS, producer Marlene Smith says, “What makes CATS so special is that it’s a wonderful family show.

As a primarily visual show, you don’t have to understand everything that is being sung. That was one of our worries when we performed in Mont real.”

Says Donaldson, “CATS will leave a legacy of artistic input as well as financial,” With its giant rubbish heap - a “glorious mishmash” of Coke cans, used racquets, mouldy magazines and schmeared paper plates, and other striking visual F/X CATS is a purr-feet show that is a “must see” next term.

Barber at the cutting

by James Cash and Pietr Statbis Imprint staff Cesare Sterbini and Gioacchino Rossini’s The Barber of Seville is indeed the classic comic opera and well deserving of its fame. Also well deserving of praise is the New York City Opera National Company who gave a wonderful performance of this piece at the Centre in the Square.

The night began with the very well-known overture

by Rossini, which is itself a masterpiece of composition, perfect and beautiful in keeping with the light spirit of the opera. Some people may be familiar with the overture through its use in the Warner Brothers’ cartoon The Rabbit of Seville starring Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd. But it was pleasing to hear the music in its original form, played superbly by the Company Orchestra.

the ward of the bumbling, old doctor named Bartolo. The ensuing events prove to be extreamely funny, especially the opportunities for each character to display his or her real (and amusing) selves to the audience.

Money and the exaggerated need for it seems to be a favourite source of humour.

The Barber, played very competently

by Ron Peo, is the first to display this absurd greed as he imagines a bag of gold singing All’idea di quel met&o [At the thought of money). This signals the beginning of a duet with the count.

The thought of money has helped the Barber think of a plan to disguise the Count as a drunken

soldier who will force his way into the Bartolo household with a fake billeting order. The two are overjoyed with the plan and Act One closes as they depart.

Act Two begins with Rosina, played by Julia Parks, singing Una vote poco fa {A voice just now]. Parks .gave this splendid. aria a brightness and clarity making it one of the most memorable of the opera.

Now enter Don Basilio, the slimy music master who shows us his personality as he sings La calunnia (Slander), advising Bartolo to eliminate his rival for the love of Rosina with wellplanted falsehoods.

Bartolo decides instead to marry her as

Rossini’s overture a masterpiece of composition The First Act opens with The Count of Almaviva, played by Michael Rees Davis, singing a gracious serenade at his lover’s balcony window.

Enter Figaro the Barber, a jack-of-all-trades in the town of Seville. He sings the lively Large al factotum and helps Almaviva to court Rosina,

quickly as he can. The Count, disguised now as the drunken soldier Lindoro, manages to get into Bartolo’s house with fake papers. In the confusion that follows, the police arrive despite the efforts of Figaro to calm them.

Lindoro is about to be arrested when suddenly he immobilizes them almost magically with Fredda ed immobile [frozen and motionless).

The confusion of the act two concludes with a lively finale led by Bartolo after he awakens from his stupor.

Again in Act Three we find the Count disguised, now as Don Alonso - a music student who has come to give Rosina her music lesson on behalf of the ailing Basilio.

Rosina recognizes Lindoro immediately and the lesson begins. Unfortunately, as if to foil Lindoro’s plan, Basilio arrives and threatens to expose the Count’s disguise. In the very entertaining quintet Buono seru (Good evening], the Count bribes Basilio’s cooperation with a bag of gold.

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The Doctor, however, has already convinced Rosina that Lindoro is in cahoots with Figaro who plan to abduct her, In response to her scorns, Lindoro tells Rosina that he is the Count.

Rosina’s incredible delight fills

the theatre in A quel colpo [Ah, what news).

Basilio and the Doctor try to obstruct the loxers, but the trio overcome them and the Count is married to Rosina as Fiagro sings Di si felice innesto (Such a happy union]. The play closes in a joyous rapture celebrating the marriage.

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in a joyous rapture As confusing as this plot may seem, it was most amusing as an opera. Almost every situation in the piece was filled with irony and humour.

The performance was without question splendid and left the audience with a warm feeling reserved for the finest spectacles.

As far as talent is concerned, Micheal Rees Davis who played the Count of Almaviva stood out as the company’s greatest singing force. His remarkable rich and solid tenor voice was a thrill to listen to, Thomas Hammons who played Doctor Bartolo also sang with great intensity but his afiting

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by Peter Dedee Imprint staff Will these guys ever stop changing their name? I hope so.

Soon!!!

The Colony, ex-The Young Pagans, ex-Brave New World, ex-100 Park Street, fronted for Chalk Circle at an all ages affair held in Kitchener’s downtown haven of Catholickilted babes Saturday night, Solo guitarist Lindsay Stewart (former Torso Columnist] attempted a BiIly Braggish introspective sensibility but his complete lack of guitar playing technique combined with muddy, distorted sound caused most of the audience to wander away in apathy ‘til the Colony stepped into the hotlights.

Eric Bomhower, guitarist and lead singer for the Colony, managed to bring a respectable crowd to the foot of the stage and even enticed a few of the more obnoxious, Grade nine floozies to scream and pass out as the set kicked off. However, St. Mary’s Highschool gymnasium suffers from the same problems that probably plagued your secondary school’s gym when you were young and impressionable; incredibly poor sound; but the p.a. crew provided the youngsters with some sonic salvation.

The Colony have played the Waterloo region sporadically at venues such as the City Hotel, the Kent and Victoria Park Pavilion and have evolved from being a Gen X and U2 cover band to sticking with a set of ener-’ getic, original music now available to a few members of the public on cassette (have a gander at John Hymer’s review, this ‘issue).

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The Colony’s identity problem extends further than just their name* At a recent show, a member of the audience characterized them as a cross between Big Country and Iron Maiden.

And Eric B.‘s voice occasionally flits between Billy Idol and Bono VOX, but when he stays within his own range, Eric has more than adequate power and emotion. The band is sometimes hot.

Brother Wes blankly bashes away bass patterns on his guitar and drummer Larry propounds the ercussive attitude’ by thras rlling about on the skins. But they’re just too cool. Between tunes, Eric’s practiced, plastic pandering to the audience leaves one thinking that he is hosting a game show. And despite all the energy and feeling in the music, the Colony’s stage work has something missing.

Part of the deficiency is that they have yet to make their mark anywhere outside of the twin cities. Infrequent engagements leave the band a little bit rusty in terms of stage movement and style. they see-m to have finally found a genre that they are happy with. An obvious Celtic influence was present throughout their set and comparisons are invited with such heavyweights as The Alarm, Big Country, UZ, and The Mission.

Eric is also showing some seriousness by finally ditching his Hagstrom Corvette six-string for a real guitar: a new Fender Strat.

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The Colony are not particularly interested in playing the bar circuit, feeling that it is not an effective vehicle for an alloriginals band, They are working on an independent video and are keen to play at universities and high-schools where the audience will be somewhat more receptive to their message. So far at the UW, BEnt has not shown any interest in the Colony or other local bands, even as openers and this disappoints and even angers Eric, although he was reluctant to vociferate his rage openly.

The Colony put on a capable showing Saturday night.

Eric proved his talent with blistering yet melodic guitar solos. His voice exudes a particular charm with piles of inflection and a more than average range. The rest of the band provides a tight background for E.B. to work with. With some more time and some decent management, The Colony will become an important part of the independent arena.

Oh yeah.. . Chalk Circle. Masters of the transition game, they came up with their usual wellarchitected, full sound and professional, polished performance.

No more Gen X and

St. Mary’s

brothers

intend to quit their day jobs and eventually collect pogey, spending their time fully preoccupied with their music. The Colony is planning a trip to Vancouver to become acquainted with the independent scene and to play the NME Independent Festival this summer.

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by John Zachariah Imprint etaff Charlotte Bonnard (Judith Ivey) and her younger sister Lucy (Jennifer Jason Leigh) are the only permanent inhabitants of the Willows, a huge mansion buried in the heart of Louisiana.

The ivory-white behemoth doubles as a bed and breakfast inn, and one ra$@ night, Matt

Rutledge (Eric Stoltz) checks in, and in no time at all, has swept the young, frail, mentally unbalanced Lucy off her feet. But his motives are veiled in mystery, as are the very lives of the Bonnard sisters, In the course of Sister, Sister, director Bill Condon attempts to unravel this Iabyrinthine skein, but to ill effect.

Along with screen-writers Joel Cohen and Ginny Cerrelia, Con-

don tries to emulate the dank fog of decay and tragedy typical of Southern American storyteiling.

But the dark family secrets and mysterious strangers which the likes of Faulkner and O’Niell used as metaphors for the decay of the American South are used as metaphors for nothing in Sister, Sister. Thus, Condon gives us a thin veneer of mystery, intrigue and illicit sex, but none

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Jitters occupy crowd

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past. of the depthful storytelling and character examination which made similar but superior products, such as The Beguiled, so chilling and (ahem) beguiling.

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Fourtunately, Ivey, Jason Leigh and Stoltz manage to make things bearable with a trio of performances which get “A”s for effort. Ivey is burdened with an especially badly drawn character; too bad, since she is de& nitely an able performer, Stoltz is good and scary, though that boyish face doesn’t always convey the amount of menace required to fully flesh out his character.

But Jennifer Jason Leigh does the best job, which is saying quite a bit, since she’s been given the most demanding role, one which requires her to show fear convincingly when faced with agroup of ghosts. She stands out, and makes Sister,Sister bearable.

successful live show. More people were out on the dance floor but considering the the Hall was only a third full . . .

Well, it would seem that everyone who didn’t have anything Only when they played their better to do’ last Friday night current AM hit It Gets Better did (Feb. 5) ended up at Fed Hall, the crowd respond in a positive myself included. way.

Registered Trademark, the opening band, was already well To keep a short story short, into their show, when I showed The Jitters put on a respectable up. They put on a semi-energetic performance, but they just didn’t performance that kept the rather go over with the crowd. We’ll sparse crowd somewhat occunever know what kept the people pied. away - whether it was the poor advertising for the show, or the Headliners The Jitters tried unbelievable cold that night, or adamantly toget a pulse with the the fact that The Jitters are just a audience but had a hard time of AM radio band - but it. They had a tight sound but . mediocre one thing is sure: it could have they lacked the animation been better stage presence - needed for a - but it wasn’t.

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Originally I bought this miniAnd yes, dear Reader, the best album as a joke to play for a is saved for last. Processional friend who, whenever he’d get sounds like it was inspired by wasted at our place, would althe same substances that went ways start jabbering and asking into the weird eclecticism of II & us to play Take The Skinheads III, off-kilter rhythms trying to Bowling by “Vamper Can Beathold up a wheezing fiddle that nick” or something.

I figured that staggers throughout like a the joke in the title would be drunken belly dancer. And what good for a laugh even if it was a version of Ringo’s Photograph! kind of a throwaway record Give David Lowery and the boys compared to their four wunnercredit for recognizing a true forful albums. gotten classic of the '70s and Vampire Can Mating Oven is a doing a gloriously straight novelty album, even by their cover. Ahhh . . . for a minute own impossibly high standards theie I was basking in the warm of goofiness, but the good news 1972 summer sun, still blissfully is that there’s plenty to keep the unaware of how grim flares ear happy after the jokes have looked. worn a bit thin. A compilation of You should still buy Camper “rarities” that were actually reVan Chadbourne ahead of Vamq corded between ‘86 and '87, pire Can Mating Oven, but if you there’s a supremely dumb “obsgot enough change left, get a cure disco hit” by Box 0’ Laffs taste of this one, too.

by John Hymere Imprint staff Imprint Session is a limited release demo tape that The Colony recorded live in one session/at the Imprint recording studio in Waterloo.

This six-song offering is teeming with good hooks and intelligent lyrics. Having written all of the tracks featured on the tape, Eric Bomhower displays his ability to write songs inspired

by Gaelic rock without succumbing to the temptation of sounding like a stale reworking of U2. Influences of the band include early Alarm and Big Country, but they are merely influences, not templates.

The songs themselves are three-piece straight ahead rock and roll and sound much like the way that the Colony plays in concert; which is to say quite energetic. Giants Dance is paced by loud

dominating

drums

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for this reason is the most interesting song on the tape. Choppy guitars [that’s become quite a catch phrase) are a perfect companion to the drums.

Also worthy of special mention is Heart Of My Storm, a more drawn-out song that relies on spacey guitars and strong lead vocals by Bomhower.

Bomhower’s brother, Wesley, provides the bass guitar, and Larry Guzik is the drummer.

They are going back into the Imprint studio to rework some of ihe songs off of Imprint Session; hopefully the fruits of this session will be more widely available than Imprint Session. Buying their tape would be much more than supporting a local band; it would be a good way to enrich any music collection.

by Pietr Stathis Imprint staff Jean Michel Jarre has always been an innovative musician and performer.

He has constantly explored the use of electronics, sampling, lighting, and staging to create unique albums and broadcast spectacular concerts, His newest album is taken from two live concerts he performed in 1986, one in Houston and the other in his hometown of Lyon, France.

In Houston, he played before a live audience of 1.3 million people, setting a new world attendance record. Houston~llyoa was recorded digit ally on 32 tracks and the musicianship on the album is immaculate.

In between songs, Jarre mixes commentary from radio station announcers and spectators alike, giving the record a strong feeling of immediacy and intensity.

As could be expected, Houston-Lyon has been simultaneously released on compact disc, and from personal experience, JMJ is the kind of music that really makes CD players shine without equal. This album provides a good representation of JMJ’s material from previous albums such as, Oxygeae, Equinoxe, Magnetic Fields, and Rendez-Vous.

One of the strongest pieces on the album is Ron’s Piece which sets ahaunting saxophone part against the sound of a human heartbeat.

Also worthy of note, are his live versions of Souvenir‘ bf China and Rendezvous II. tion tardy wagon-jumpers like myself.

Crazy Rhythms sees The Feelies in a more frolicsome, quirky, and decidedly younger incarnation - it’s an exemplary record, but the. excitement it carries is in hearing the seeds of a truly great band beginning to germinate.

Still feeling their way out at this oint, they still hadn’t quite rl oned their song-craft to the brilliance they achieved on The Good Earth; they don’t yet seem to have enough confidence in their songs (quite respectable, actually) to let them stand on their own.

Glenn Mercer’s vocals have a palpable nervousness to them, sounding like someone who

Electronic orchestration was blended with pyrotechnics, animation, live-Elm projections, musically-synchronized lighting, and a &-foot high scale replica of Houston’s skyline to create a modern musical spectacle. JMJ plans more of these spectacles in the future in cbuntries such as Japan, Australia, England and the USA.

If you haven’t yet heard any of Tean Michel Tarre’s . music, or bould like td hear more, this album is probably what you’ve been waiting for. It’s on one record (or CD) and offers some very good versions of songs that have already become standards for a lot of New Age music and electronics experimenters.

The Spell, Images in Vogue’s first album in more than two years, is being touted as a move to a more aggressive’ guitar-oriented sound, thanks to the presence of new bandmemberTim Welch. However, after 10 songs of The Spell, listeners are more likely to be asleep than entranced.

new IIV being “a major act to watch for in 1988". Unfortunately, it’s all downhill from there.

On the nine other tunes, the band chickens out and largely buries Welch’s guitar in the mix.

And since the band has sought to achieve more of a balance bet ween synthesizers and guitars, the wall of synths that distinguished earlier efforts is absent here, with nothing offered to replace it. As a result, lead singer Dale Martindale’s voice, so effective with a strong synth backup (a la Call It Love or In the House] only sounds washed out here.

Besides the one killer song, So

The opening cut, So Careful (which for some reason begins with a snatch of dialogue from the David Cronenberg movie The Dead Zone) is the only song where Welch’s guitar is allowed to shine. Listening to this aggresgive+ energetic tune, one could alm6st believe the hype about the

Careful, the only other tunes even approaching memorableness are Strangers and I Saw the Man. Otherwise, The Spell is a waste of vinyl (unless you happen to suffer from insomnia).

Save your money and go rent a videocassette of The Dead Zone instead.

by Derek Weiler Imprint staff

by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff 1986’s stunning The Good Earth album brought The Feelies back into prominence on the American campus radio scene after a too-long hiatus. A nearly perfect folky-pop album, - The Good Earth pulled no punches; its entire appeal lay in strummed guitars, gentle harmonies, and subtle layers of percussion.

It also served to sparknew interest in The Fe&es’ legendary, but almost forgotten, 1980 album, Cragy Rhythms - an album next to impossible to find even in the colest import shops until it was recentIy reissued, much to the jubilation of hipsters who had long since worn out their original copies, not to men-

high.

But none of these elements should be considered as gripes.

They fuse together to create an utterly unique sound which has, along with the likes of Pylon, gone on to influence and help define a whole genre of American guitar music.

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simply isn’t grist for the idling that includes Joe College!

by Tim Pertich Imprint staff “Any band that comes from Leeds and names their record label City Slang, after Fred ‘Sonic’ Smith’s 7” blast of metallic punk, should be worth looking into,” I thought to myself.

Now, every morning (well not every morning] I thank Allah I did. There’s an album here to reviey so I won’t bore you with the dreary details of my own revelatory experience involving the Wedding Present and a lonely female gas station attendant, but suffice it to say that their debut single, Go Out and Get ‘em, Boy!, was just the cold splash of reality I needed to change my life around.. . and no, I never did think something like this would have happened to me.

Since then, The Wedding Present have issued a handful of singles and a Peel Session EP. Each has been a peach, or at least a net tarine with their trademark clangily strummed guitars and David Gedge drop-

ping hints that your time is quickly slipping through your fingers and that you really should keep in touch with your friends.

There’s little doubt that the band’s finely tuned sense of irony inspired their use of George Best to represent their debut long player.

Best was a richly talented footballer for Manchester who went on to star for Northern Ireland. Sadly, his heavy use of alcohol and drugs brought about a premature end to his career. It’s twists like these on which the Wedding Present thrive.

Believe it or not, they somehow keep up the high standards set by their singles.

Gedge’s songs of love still speak with the spontaneity and unabashed honesty of.old.

Who couldn’t identify with something like “I must hove walked past this doorway 30 times just trying to catch your eye.” Then, at the moment you think he’s going to get sappy with a “You’re not like anyone I’ve ever met” refrain, he pulls the carpet out from underneath you and ends it with “. . . at least not yet.. .“- that’s worth the price of admission in itself.

Chances are slim that George Best will ever be issued on this side of the Atlantic so you might as well stop holding your breath for a domestic copy and . . . go out and get ‘em!

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Most are solvable in 60 seconds or less, but that presupposes players with a certain minimum of well-functioning little gray cells upstairs.

Without them . . . we11 . . . better stick to Snakes and Ladders,

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Sounds more like a burr under the saddle to me. Fresh Blood has gotta be the wildest country/rockabilly/hardcore scream I’ve heard since The ’ Raunch Hands first made my hair stand on end.

Autry with his tumbleweed ballad Endless Highway and howls about grandpappy’s Bible-thumping in the spaghetti western twang of Baptist Church Blues Pts. I& 11.

Not to be outdone, “purtier-‘n-a-prairierose” Annette Zilinskas (try saying that 20 times with a mouth fulla crawdads) lets fly with a mightier yelp than even Lone Justicc’s Maria McKee over the buzzing country chords of Burning Sun and Black River, probably the best original on Fresh Blood.

But get a load of the covers! Blood on the Saddle skin Rawhide alive and as for Folsom Prison Blues, well, if Johnny Cash hears this, he’s gonna spike his hair, pierce his nose, and form a leather & chains Jason And The Scorchers tribute band.

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Born Help also and boot.

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“But it’s only twenty-two minutes long,” you say, “how d’ya expect me to dish aut import prices for half an album?” Listen up here, Fresh Blood packs more raw, blistering country-rock/punk into 10 two-minute songs than a lo-record K-Tel boxed set.

Avoid only if you’re a fashion wimp and don’t believe that Stompin’ Tom Connors is one of our nation’s greatest resources.

Chinese Dragon journeys

by Lyn McGinnis Imprint staff The Last Emperor - A True Story is by far the most powerful * film I have seen in recent memory. It combines the epic scope of China’s turbulent entry into the 20th century and one very singular, lonely man, who finds peace at last from ambition and failed hopes. On December 2, 1908 Pu Yi became the 10th Ching Emperor/The Lord of Ten Thousand Years” in the Hall of Supreme Harmony in Peking’s Forbidden City. The Emperor of nearly half the world’s population was three years old at the time.

China. From the end of the Ching Dynasty to the first republic of Sun Yat-Sen, the warlords of the '20s to the Kuomintang of Chiang Kai-shek, the Japanese invasion

into manhood

it’s the man we remember.

He rides and is drowned beneath the great swells of his nation’s struggles with itself and Japanese aggression.

He finds him-

sounds, Upon establishing his true relationship with the Japanese military, his warden does all he can to help Pu Yi adjust to the new realities, including tying

Film is brsathtakingly beautiful though he has nothing to confess. Though he can do nothing for the warden, Pu Yi courageously stands up for him, knowing full well the experience himself.

This film closely follows the remarkable career of this enigmatic figure through a life stranger than fiction.

Whether it’s against the awe-inspiring backdrop of the 500-year-old complex of Temples and Halls of

After being his childhood prison, he returns to the Forbidden City as a tourist, paying for his ticket and wandering about his old home, emphasizing how far he and China have come. “The Dragon” has become a man a’nd found peace.

Enigmatic figure finds peace the Forbidden City, containing 9,999 rooms of his childhood, or the bleak cells and corridors of the “Centre of Moral Amendment for War Prisoners” where his only tit!e is “prisoner 981", we are confronted by an extraordinary individual capable of adjusting to an incredible array of roles.

The Last Emperor takes us through the painful chaos of

Mystery

faction of doing what he wants and having frienda of his own choosing.

One day he sees his former warden beihg humiliated by teenage Red Guards in an early march of the ‘*Cultural Revolution”, all waving their little Red Books of Chairman Mao; the warden, along with other teachers and intellectuals, wears a dunce cap and is made to kneel in the street and told to confess,

This film is breathtakingly beautiful in so many ways; the hotography and contrast of coPour is dramatic, the costumes and sets superb, the cast immense and international. of “Manchukuo” [Manchuria), the Second World War to the founding of the People’s Republit and the beginnings of the ‘*Cultural Revolution” - Pu Yi saw and survived it all.

While all of this is represented,

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self often a prisoner both of his own design and of others.

During his final imprisonment after the Second World War, as part of his “re-education”, he looks back over his life. In fact, this is a kinder process than it

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his own shoes. They eventually become friends, and Pu Yi becomes the Centre’s gardener.

Pu Yi returns to Peking, becomes a gardener for the city’s Botanical Gardens, and for the first time in his life has the satis-

The Last Emperor - a True Story, winner of four Golden Globe Awards, continues at the Kings College Square Cinema at 262King Street West. Shows are daily at 8 p.m., on Saturday at 1:30,7 and 10, Sunday 1:30 and 8.

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Otis Clay packs them in at the Hoodoo non Banks, decided that his name was “Chico” this time around. After watching groups whose musicianship is antiseptic, or whose amateurishness is annoying, a group of professionals like the Chicago Fire is pure balancing tiusiby - carefully cianship with spontaneity and a sense of fun.

This is soul, though, and it’s the man with the pipes who pays the bills. Otis Clay has been

by Paul Done Imprint staff This is the umpteenth time that Otis Clay has played Southern Ontario in the last two-anda-half years, ye? each time he appears his crucial soul brew is as nutritious and enjoyable as before. From February 4-6, he rocked a Hoodoo Lounge packed beyond capacity with three straight nights of solid soul.

singing though

soul for 25 years, and the raw screaming which typified many of his earlier recordings has been toned down, the grit of southern sad is stili there. He has achieved a naturalness of style which could make

Otis is backed by the Chicago Fire, an umbrella name which encompasses a constant horn. section and an ever-changing

rhythm section

section. The one rhythm holdover, guitarist.

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believe he came out of the singing this way - it’s a naturalness which has been reached through hard work t bough.

Whether singing his own material such as I’m Qualified, Is Is Over or Trying To Livu My

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NOTES: Sneak Preview.. the Princess and I can lell you Laid, Pigr and Battleshipr and

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source at . I paid off my anonymous that the films Sammie & Rosie Get The Pornographerr among other

interesting things will be coming in March and April. You guys owe me Iwo bucks for that major info. Also I hear the Fine Arts Guild Film Society had a good turnout for their film on Friday. You should join just for an excuse lo go lo East Campus Hall twice a month. FILM PICKS: Blue Velvet, Andrei Roublav, 8 l/2, Tampopol!f!t!, Princess.

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FEBRUARY 12; LINCOLN’S BIRTHDAY, USA: STP Coneail De Fammille (cf: Ilr~stf~-(l‘uvras, vidcc~) a 18h30.

FF Innerspace ([ISA, -1<##7] it 7&9.

WLU-su - No film this week. ((fur! to IIf!oding Wf!t!k) PRINCESS Strsight To Hell (bl: wc!ll prcI)orcd) a? 7.

T.he Wolf At The Door (w/ IIonafri Sulhcrhmd) al 9:20.

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Artists’ double feature

GORGE Baby Boom (f)ianc: Kcoton CJS Yu~~~~if~?~r~n~) et 7&9:10.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 13: FF Innerapace (Martin Short is (h#f) al 7&9, PRINCESS Gauguin “The Wolf At The Door” (or?) a? 7.

Straight To Hell (kqws, (:osl!:llo ti Strtmrnfv) al 9.

GORGE Baby Boom (USA, ?!~~7) tit 2,7&9:10.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 14; ST. VALENTINE’S DAY: FF Innerspace

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Life Claesas (CJ JJOW CI~~Ilf~fii(Jll film) at 7&9:20.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 15; HERITAGE DAY, WASHINGTON’S BIRTHDAY: AL X02* - No German Film. (Iicuding Wr:c!k) ECH t220+ - No Film. (Iic!utling Wef!k) PRINCESS The Lonely Guy (w/ Stwc Murtin) ttt 7.

Blua Velvet (now your chanct! I~J sf!f! it) et 9.

GORGE Life Ciaseee (NOWJ Sr:~l?ion story) at 7&9:20.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 16; PANCAKE TUESDAY: PHY t45* - No Film. (lif!rrdin# Wl!c!k] PRINCESS Andrei Roublev [d: Ant!rt!i ‘hrkrJvsky) et 7.

Withnail 8 I (3!16!). Lorlrlorl. Ilippics.) at 8:45.

GORGE Tampopo (Dandelion) ((1: just) I tomi] al 7&9:20, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17; ASH/SHROVE WEDNESDAY: AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL Croup ‘I18 presents El Norta, tl Turkish film in Campus Centre Room 135. (Free) a? 7:30.

GREEN ROOM* Falling Water w/A Full Life and an Honest . Place (Various urchitcctur~! fil~ns FIJI Romanticism) a? 8.

Cc: Lady And The Tramp (ck~ssif: I)isncy unimate!(f film) w/ Eye Of The Storm (xhrlrt) ul 9:30 [come esdy).

GORGE

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Art a Sessional Rick Potruff lit the K.W. Art Gallery; the othf!r, Fint! Arts sl u&o ?echnici,in Denir Boluhavan H! the s t ART gallf!ry.

The Potruff show is really potent stuff. He works with graphila! and Acrylic gc1 on cardbr)ard (or mayfair or whatever).

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Will they ever stop? That’s the only question which remains as the Waterloo Warriors basketball team continues to rip apart the OUAA West.

Wednesday night at the PAC, the Warriors took a giant step toward clinching first place with a 101-89 win over the secondplace Windsor Lancers.

Most importantly, the Warriors won by more than six points, which would give them first place even if the Lancers fight back to tie them. The only way Waterloo can lose first place is if the Western Mustangs defeat them by more than 15 points tomorrow afternoon at the ‘PAC 12 p.m.), and then come back and equal UW’s record. Simple eh?

The victory extended UW’s winning streak to qix games, and puts its record at 9-1. The Lancers dropped to 6-3. February 6 at the PAC, Waterloo slaughtered the Brock Badgers, 92-71 for win number eight. The Warriors are the fourth-ranked team in Canada.

After Wednesday’s action Windsor and Western are tied at 6-3, Laurier is 5-4, McMaster is 4-5, Brock is 4-6 and Guelph, O10,

Another vocal crowd witFroese smeared the icing on the nessed an entertaining shootout cake with 3:17 left as he drove in, on Wednesday.

In the battle for hooped a lay-up and was fouled OUAA West supremacy, it was a by Windsor star Matt St. Louis. titanic struggle until the final 10 As St. Louis moped to the bench minutes. with five fouls and just 10 “To me, this was like our first points, Froese hit the free throw playoff game,” said Warrior to give UW a 90-75 bulge. coach Don McCrae. “It was the The Lancers tried to creep first game contested minute by within the six-point zone, but all minute - every trip down the their tricks couldn’t narrow the floor was important .” gap.

McCrae couldn’t have been The first half set the mood for more graphic, After leading 48- a real dog fight. Windsor took an .

45 at the half, the Lancers surged early 10-2 lead, but in an end to ahead early in the second, 52-45. end NBA battle, three minutes But powered by two a-point canlater it was 19-19. The Lancers nons by ~$parkplug Jerry Nolfi, led 40-32 at one point, but it took the Warriors were in a 58-59 staWaterloo just one minute to knot lemate with 15 minutes remainit at 40.

The officials were whistleing. Nolfi, playing with the flu, turned in another gutsy effort as happy in the first, putting both he scored 15 points, with three clubs in the bonus by 13:06, but 3-pointers. also stirred. up some controv“Those three pointers were the ersy. With Froese on the bench . difference,” said a subdued with three fouls, UW’s Tom Lancer coach, Dot Thomas.

Schneider was tagged with his The Lancers, the divisions third on a phantom foul. A thothree-pbint czars, were trounced roughly peeve’d McCrae at their own game. Waterloo launched a string of unptintanailed 8-of-11 from treyland bles at the officials until while Windsor was a skimpy 2- halftime. for-lo.

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by Mike McGraw and Todd Coulter The Waterloo Warriors hockey team might be asking for an allroad game schedule next season, UW completed a five-game road sweep Friday night with a 4-l victory at Windsor.

However, their tro-ubles on home ice continued Sunday afternoon as they tied Brock, 3-3. Tuesday night, the Warriors pulled into a second-place tie with Western, as they played to a 5-5 sisterkisser at Guelph.

“It was just a super road trip,” said Warriors coach Don McICee, “Nobody expected it. It allowed us to put the pinch back on Western.” The Mustangs sport a 13-4 5 record while the Warriors are 13-5-5.

Waterloo is ranked number 7 in Canada.

“This team has the ability- to set their goals very high,” said McKee. “We’re working oh second place. We can beat Western.” Western and Waterlou will undoubtedly qeet in a best-ofthree divisional’semi-final.

But Waterloo, undefeated in eight games, has a tough home stretch. Saturday night at ‘7, the Ottawa Gees Gees are in town.

Sunday afternoon at 2:30, the defending CIAU champion and fifth-ranked Trois-Rivieres . Patriotes visit Columbia Icefield. The Warriors close out their regular season on February 19 when they play the sixth ranked York Yeomen at Colump bia. ’ Friday night, the Warriors won their fifth consecutive road game.

Goalie Mike Bishop blocked 35 blasts and reborn Todd Coulter scored twice to lead Waterloo.

The Lancers dominated a .scoreless first period, in which they peppered Bishop with 14 shots. But they failed to solve

him.

John Goodman _ opened the scoring for Waterloo at 12:49 of the second period on a fine individual effort. He turned a Lancer defenceman inside out before beating the startled goaltender,, It was the only goal of the period.

Steve -Linseman scored the eventual winner 1~47 into the third when he converted a pass from Chris Glover. The Lancers made a game of it, notching a flukey goal at 697, But Coulter squashed their momentum when he drcve a pass from Jamie McKee upstairs with 3:42 remaining.

Coulter applied the coup de grace with an’empty net goal at 19:23. Waterloo also had 36 shots cn net.

Sunday afternoon, the Warriors’ problems at Columbia igloo continued.

Battling back from a i-o’deficit, WAterloo tied the Badgers in a lacklustre affair.

A common feature of CIAU hockey is controversial officiating. gunday’s contest was just two minutes old when the officials got into the fray.

The Badgers pulled their goalie on a delayed penalty. A Brock defenceman dropped a pass inside his own blueline which rolled into the vacant cage. But after a heated debate, the goal was disallowed. shortly The Badgers struck after at 4~43. Dave Westaway had two cracks at Bishop before the third rebound depositing past

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the day made it 2-6.

The scrappy play continued with Waterloo missing Rumerous chances around the net. Finally, at 11:09, Glover banked in a shot off Schrapp’s skates to make it 2-1. Waterloo purged the Brock net late in the period, but Schrapp was equal to the task.

UW out-shot Brock, 12-4 in the frame.

McKee evened it up for Waterloo at 5:43 of the third when he swatted a knuckleball past Schrapp from a rugby strum in the slot. The Badgers regained the lead at 11:26 on a cheap goal.

‘FJ Farnworth flipped a harmless shot from a bad angle which trickled through Bishop’s pads and across the goal line.

The Warriors pressed, and it paid off. With 5:07 remaining, Dan Tsandelis buried a pass from Linseman behind Schrapp to give UW the tie. The Badgers had some big chances late in the game, but Bishop regrouped to meke

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His tutelage helped, as Waterloo erupted for two goals in the second period. Glover and Brian Ross both counted powerplay goals as UW out-shot the GryTrouble with phons, 13-9 in the period.

The Warriors missed some ophapless Gryphons portune chances early in the The Warriors needed a late third, and the Gryphons capitalgoal to tie the hapless Gryphons. ized on some lucky bounces to Despite the tie, Waterloo outlead 5-4 with just over three minshot Guelph 42-29. utes remaining.

Waterloo panWaterloo played a lackadaisiicked and applied the heat, and cal first period, and found itself eventually Guelph took a costly penalty with 1:48 remaining.

But trailing 3-2 at intermission.

Linseman scored an early goal, but , wily coach McKee was not aatiafied. He called for a stick meaGuelph returned the favour surement and won.

The shortly after, Coulter restored gamble gave Waterloo a s-on-3 UW’s one-goal lead after he stole advantage. a pass at the Guelph blueline and Fifteen seconds later, Linsecruised in to score. But the Gryman bulged the twine with his phons responded with a shorsecond of the night to give UW a thanded goal and another marker when UW was expe5-5 tie. riencing a Chinese fire drill inPUCK NOTES: Waterloo is 8-O-l side its own blueline. in games played outside its divThe Warriors received some ision . . . Bishop’s goals against average is now 3.35. words of wisdom ‘from coach “We should’ve played sharper,” said coach McKee?‘Bi-O shop made about five outstanding saves to hold us in there,”

netminder.

In a sloppy period, Coulter had Waterloo’s only good scoring opportunity.

He was foiled as he broke in unmolested on Brock goalie Dennis Schrapp, The Warriors were whistled for two minors late’in the period, giving Brock a s-on-3 advantage.

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message for his OUAA opponents, “When you mention Waterloo football’ people usually get a smirk on their faces - I’m going to wipe that smirk off people’s faces. It’s been a joke, but the joke’s over. I’m not-going to guarantee that we’re going to win, but the teams in our division better fasten their chin straps because we’re going to knock your heads off. I like to look down while you’re lying on the ground and say ‘suffer sucker’. You’ll be hurting after you play us, that’s the way I play.”

Knight confessed he hasn’t had a chance to assess Waterloo’s talent or establish a recruiting system as of yet.

“I just agreed to the job offer last week so I haven’t had a chance yet, But we’ll find out if they’re prepared to spend the time to play with us. We’ll find if they want to work or not. I’ve never cut a football player, they cut themselves.”

With regards to recruiting’ Knight is worried that it may be too late to draw some prime talent to Waterloo for this September.

“Here it is mid-February and a lot of the recruiting has been done. We’re starting at a disadvantage.

But there’s still a chance, there’s a lot of good play-

doubt in our minds that Dave has the ability to lead our program,” said Totzke. “We ran into some difficulties, especially with finances, especially since Dave is from the [Argos GM) Ralph Sazio stable of salaries.”

Then things got comical. Saying that Knight insisted he learn his theme song, Totzke pulled out a harmonica and ripped off John Denver’s “Country Roads”.

As Tuffy emerged to the press table, the Warrior Band belted out the Waterloo theme song.

“Harold Ballard has upstaged me today,” said Knight.

“He’s having some problems.

But if he can make a winner out of the Leafs, then I can make a winner here.”

Knight admitted that he’s anxious to get started on his new project, “If Wally (Delahey, men’s athletic director] could clear the snow, we could get at it tomorrow.”

As expected’ ,Knight said he’s no messiah.

“I’m not a miracle worker, you don’t just come in and sprinkle magic dust everywhere and make everything work. I’m not making any predictions, but there’s no sense planning on losing.”

But Knight did have a harsh

ers out there.”

Knight has been given complete control of the football program from Totzke and Delahey.

“I have football to Wally will run

TUFFY KNIGHT: “I like to look down the ground and say ‘suffer sucker’.

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Figure skaters strike gold The Waterloo Athenas figure skating team shone January 31, taking the gold medal at the Queen’s Invitational.

Waterloo took the gold with 115 points, followed by Western with 107 and Queen’s with 95.

In the Junior Similar Pairs, Jennifer Reid and Janice MacDougall skated into second place, while Kim Chandler and Laurie Frey notched third. In Intermediate, Anna da Silva and Lorraine MacDonald took the silver. Similarly, Suzanne Scott and Cheryl Stankiewicz took the silver in the Senior event, In the singles events, Frey took the gold in the Junior division’ with Chandler placing fourth. In Intermediate, Carol Snow finished fourth and da Silva sev-

Smith in the middle the Warriors burnt the hapless Hawks.

Deschampes’ defensive play shocked the Hawks offensive After a mid-season slump by play with his energized and unthe Warrior’s volleyball team, believable picks on what Laurier their remaining opponents are thought were surefire points. facing a power surge, The Steve Hecks spike serves were Golden Hawks of Laurier were continuously lightening up the blasted last Friday night in the Laurier side of the court, as the PAC three games to none’before Hawks couid not return them. a crowd large enough to rival the Smith picked up where he left off attendance for those “murderlast week against with his net ous” basketball Warriors. play and scoring.

The spiking The jolting shock that the combination of Lech Bekeska Hawks experienced on Friday and Steve Smith kept firing night was the result of a overlightening bolts at the Hawks, load of pent up energy carried who seem more concerned with over from the Warrior’s recent getting out of the way, than repower drain at the hands of the U turn the ball. of T Blues. Using the Hawks as their conduction rod, the War- ’ It was a great game for the Warriors, who were scheduled to riors performed an execution of face Guelph last night. sorts by zapping the Golden The PAC will be the place to be Hawks 15-8, 15-7, 15-10, February i7 for all volleyball enLed by the electrifying play of thusiasts and Warrior fans on as Vince Deschampes on defence, the playoffs get underway.

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enth. The Senior B category saw McDonald and Angels Clark skate into second and third respectively.

Scott won the gold in the open event with a flawless program.

The team of Shelley Howes, MacDougall, McDonald, and Meredith Shaw placed second in the OSP Dance event. In the Formation Fourteenstep, Clark, Frey, Karen Lukasik and Elaine Noble teamed up to finish fourth.

The final event of the day was the Junior Similar Dance in which Frey and Noble took the silver and McDonald and Noble finished fourth.

The Athenas compete at the OWIAA championships at Western on February 13 and 14,

of the athletic department and the university.”

Knight said he intends on appointing three assistant coaches as a support staff.

“Three assistants and one head coach is ideal for Canada. I will be hiring the support staff.”

Knight stated that rumours that no-one at Waterloo cared about the football program were untrue.

“Everyone at %%university is completely interested.

We feel we’re not ‘starting from a program that is destitute, despite our win-loss record. We have some quality players but we need to fill in some gaps to make the Warriors a truly competitive team.”

With regards to players who might be having second thoughts on returning after last season’s debacle, Knight commented, “I’ll try to convince them they should come back and end their careers on a positive note. Leaving after last season would be a negative note.”

About his now ex-employers the Argos, Knight said, “I left on good terms. I learned a lot there but I regret we didn’t win the Grey Cup. I predict they’ll win it this season. And I’m not not pulling your leg, but I might do the same here,”

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A one hour delay in the American team’s arrival at the PAC pushed the annual dual meet‘s agenda back enough to allow a substantially increased amount of warmup time that the Warriors and Athenas used to good effect.

Spearheading the Warriors’ attack were waterpolo stalwarts’ Dave Cash and Jeff Slater both of whom scored two individual victories apiece in the Warriors’ 75 to 27 trouncing of the Niagara men while six individual race victories by the women allowed the Athenas to score a 56 to 54 point win over the American women.

Cash, who is targeting for a place on Bermuda’s Olympic team, whisked through the LOOyard free in k50.1, winning with plenty of time to spare as his younger brother, Mike, placed second in k55.0.

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Warrior Jeff Budau wasn’t far behind in third place.

Slater, whose size makes one think he should be playing basketball, achieved a best time for the year as he swam away from the opposition in the breaststroke race. His time of 2:19.5 was four seconds clear of Eric Fergin in second place and six seconds ahead of Steve Head who was unable to repeat his allconquering form from a week earlier in Guelph.

Fergin and Head may have been, excused for swimming slightly off Slater’s pace in the breaststroke race after they spent themselves in the 200-yard fly. They placed first and second in the race, respectively, although neither looked prepared to lift a cufflink by the time the event was over. The jockeysized Warrior, Chris Luzine, put up his usual strong effort and placed fourth., Dave Dineen’s disappearing act earned him a victory for Wa-

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pluck eagles terloo in the 260-yard backstroke. Fleeing from the field like a gazelle+ he managed a time of 2:06.1, as Dave March tried to cling-on in pursuit.

Unable to match the pace, March finished second for Waterloo in 2:12.2.

Greg Pye had to contend with Niagara’s Randy Howe twice and both times had to give best to the American.

He fought headto-head with Howe over half the 8OO-yard free - the first half, unfortunately - while in the 460-yard free Pye’s renewed effort to defeat the Purple Eagle swimmer fell short as he took second place.

The score among the women’s teams was not indicative of the Athena’s command of the meet.

The Purple Eagles brought two divers; Waterloo has no divers, Despite this disadvantage, the Athenas were able to narrowly

defeat their rivals.

Allison Luucas led the charge with her wins in the 50-yard and loo-yard free races, while Cathy Aube and Kim Boucher were winners in the 800”yard and 200yard freestyles, respectively.

Stephanie Gamble took up her customary third place behind Loucas in the 50-yard free, her time of 27.6 seconds being spoton with her other times from this race on previous occasions.

She also toiled with the 200-yard breaststroke and finished second in 2:49,0, ahead of teammate Tami Lee in third place.

Aube and Boucher were together in the 2000yard fly - and were sure that they would rather have been somewhere else for it is a physically perilous event, They placed second and fourth, respectively, and were not to swim again for the remainder of

by Kevin

Sboom

The oldest record on Waterloo’s track books fell last Saturday (February 6) in Michigan.

Harvey Mitro smashed the 1% year-old mile mark when he ran 4:06.02 at Michigan State in East Lansing, The old standard of 4:10.8 was set in 1969 by Kip Summer.

Mitro was second in the race, which featured two NCAA finalists. A final-year Kinesiology student, Mitro adds the record to his 800, 1000, and 1500-metre marks. The-race gave Harvey a big personal best. His fastest previous indoor mile was 4:~ With his record-setting performance, Mitro becomes the first member of Waterloo’s track team to qualify for the CIAU championship.

Meanwhile, out in Victoria, Paul Ernst was running in the World Cross-Country Trials.

Ernst [who earlier this season took away Mitro’s 3000m record) just missed qualifying for the World Cross-Country Championships in New Zealand.

The top eight Canadians in the

12km race were named to the national team for the Worlds, and Ernst was the 10th Canadian (11th overall).

In the process, he improved on his last year’s performance by a minute and a half, Waterloo also had several entrants in the U of T Track Classic. Paul Meikle was fourth in the 300m in 37.16 seconds, and Derek King was sixth in 37.82.

Steve Scott took fourth in the looorn, with a personal best of 2:34.87. In the women’s 1500m, Janice Patterson ran 4:51.07, good for sixth place.

More Warriors and Athenas turned out for an all-comers meet at York the next day. Kelly McHale captured her section of the 300m in a swift 45.91. Mark Stender was fourth in a tightlyfought section in 37,77. Stender, who was running for the Kitchener-Waterloo Twin Cities Track Club, is not yet eligible to compete for UW. Meikle saw action for the second day in a row, this time over 60m. Despite slipping in the blocks, Meikle ran a quick 7.19 seconds for third place. Reg Russwurm won his section in

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In the longer freestyle races, Carol McNiece recorded her best time for the 800-yard event and finished third, and Leslie Crombie was as bemused as everyone when Karrie Sayers of Niagara swam the final 25 yards of the 4(lO-yard free like a sprint to pip the Athena for first place by one second.

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7.68, and Peter Papp had a thirdplace 7.47, For the Athenas, Martha de Gannes continued her quest for the school 60m record.

She was fourth in her section, running 8.70.

Janice Patterson and Steve Scott, like Meikle, raced again Sunday.

Patterson came from the middle of the pack to win her 800m sectioli in 2:26.68. It was a lucky day for both Patterson and McHale.

Not only did they win their sections, but they also received a free dinner, courtesy of Pizza Hut. Scott finished fifth in his 8mrn section in 2:02.02, one place behind Shamir Jamal’s 2:00.92.

Jamal later led a Twin Cities club team to victory in the 4 x 800m relay (the meet also served as the Ontario track club relay championships).

As with most all-comers meets, this one was plagued with small children.

Nick Cipp and Tim Collins suffered severe harassment from some of them in their 800m section, with Cipp copping third in 2:04.40 and Collins seizing sixth in 2XJ5.88.

Kevin Shoom ran away from a slower group of littler kids, winning his section in 2:08.98.

This weekend, Waterloo sees action on two fronts, The Athenas are going to Michigan, under the guidance of head coach Chris Lane (pilot) and sprint coach John Clayton (navigator].

Some Warriors will also be racing in Toronto, where the Ontario club championships are being held.

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Nancy Crump led the way in the 200-yard breaststroke, as she usually does, to win in 2:46.5, and she also swam the zoo-yard individual medley, in which she placed second in 2:29.0 ahead of Athena Mary Bristol, Challenging Allison Loucas in the loo-yard free was Carrie Powell. She placed second in 58.9 seconds, while Sue Masson followed in the next race, the 200yard backstroke, with a win in

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The alpine ski team had a respectable weekend under very tough slalom conditions at Queen’s last weekend.

The course proved to be a problem to many racers as only 35 men and 30 women were able to complete the two runs.

The Athenas fared well with all five of their racers placing in the top 25. Sandy Gillies was the best Athena, finishing sixth.

The Warriors had a rough day, ae

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made it to the finish in both runs.

Colin Rogers took third place with Mark Pompello finishing 10th. With these results, the Warriors fell to third place, 30 points out of first.

- The team travelled to Collingwood Wednesday in their final week of competition.

Campus Ret

Up, UP AND AWAY!

by Martha

DeGannes

The mixed Badminton Tournament was a great success. The tournament was a modified pool format, in which a total of six teams participated.

8 In A Division, Steve Wardell and Judy Seabrook battled it out with Shelina Kassam and Nurruddin Kamdar to win the A championship.

In B Division, Kim Yonoshita and Dave Parakh were the finalists and Christine Service and James Dean were the successful B Champions.

Bruce Hickey and Suzy Cadieux easily won the C Championship.

Gd Teeluckingh and Cecilia Farrlo were the finalists.

UPCOMING EVENTS Skydiving Club Information: Only $99, first jump course sale (before ‘the end of March).

Attend the theoretical meeting ofi March 7 at 7 p.m., MC 1050.

Lifeguard Competition: March 11 & 12, Waterloo is the host of a competition of various activities demonstrating professi-onalism and seriousn&s-of lifeguarding.

Waterloo’s 23 points

Rob Froese as UW won

photo by Muddy

is hassled, but still gets its sixth straight.

a shot

off Wednesday

night

at PAC

Froese

In the “A” Division, the season opened on Wednesday, January 20 with the WANGERS wanging the S.S.‘S fought back defeating the KINKEYS 16-14, 15-7 in a long, grueling match.

The BUMPKINS seem to be the powerhouse of the league, paralyzing the WANGERS 15-10, 15-8, and the S.S.‘S 15-12, 15-7 in two action packed matches.

In the “B” Division, N.D.C. OFF CAMPUS is cleaning up on campus, destroying ST.PAUL’S 15l&15-10, and NOTRE DAME 15-5, 15-6 on January 20 and CONRAD GREBEL 25-10, 15-11 on February 3. HELP on the other hand, didn’t have quite as much help as the required losing a close match to,ST. PAUL’S 1618, 6-15. HELP regained themselves managing to tie CONRAD GREBEL 11-15, 35-O. GREBEL continued their record of tying on February 3, competing against NORTHERN SPIKES 6IC IE-R au, IL“U.

DISCOVER: All You Can Be With Your

Basketball Warriors have Continued

Smith

scored

Waters

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on first pl,ace

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added 17 and three treys, while John Bilawey added 15 points and played as if possessed.

Waterloo %vas 55 per cent from the field.

Henry Valentini had 23 for Windsor while Scott Thomas and Carlos Bonifero added 16 apiece. The Lancers were 50 per cent from the floor.

The often violent game at the PAC February 6 was a tough one to call. It began as a rout, turned into a cliffhanger, and ended a cakewalk.

UW ripped off the first eight points, six by Froese. The pesky Warriors left the bigger Badgers dazed, and led 23-7 by the midway point of the first.

But the Badgers began to do what they do best - pound the ball inside. With star forward Kevin Moore sidelined, the job was left to Mark Girlder and Kelly Grace. Brock turned some ill-fated UW bricks into gold, u and shaved the lead to 42-37 by halftime.

“We play with so much effort, it’s graphic when we let up,” said McCrae.

Brock’s Frank Carpetta drained a 3-pointer to open the second half, making the modest but rowdy crowd squirm in itu seats. But the Warriors put thern at ease, going on a 16-5 tear ovl?r the next six minutes to pull away.

The Badgers’ frustration showed as they started tossing the-ball away in some noncreative ways.

“We weren’t patient enough in the second half,” said Brock coach Garney Henle I “We just died offensively.”

T h e Badgers were throwing up mortar all day - 38 per cent from the floor and 66 from the charity line.

Tempers flared in the second half. Brock’s Mark Gilbert and

UW’s Chris Troyak got into a scuffle which looked a lot like Warrior hockey, Grace displayed some well-honed roller derby skills as he tried to maim Froese several times in the paint.

Later on, the burly forward tussled with Dennis Byrne.

The Warriors didn’t help Badger tempers any, as they led by 27 at one point, quickly making the match a rout. McCrae tagged his team’s work ethic as the reason they broke it open.

“Did you see Troyak and (Jeremy] Moore out there trying hard?” he queried.

“We did nothing on the chalkboawt halftime. This is the first team in IO years we taught effort to rather than effort and technique.”

Campus Ret booming

by Pam Schieven Campus Recreation involves 330 students in the leadership of C-R programs.

The overall1 participation in C-R has increased.

Competitive League has 227 teams consisting of 2,200 participants.

The recreation leagues have seen a slight decrease in the number of teams from 252 to 226 consisting of 2,200 participants.

Tournaments anticipate’ over 800 participants and clubs over 1000 members.

The instructional programs enrolled 1,900 people at the beginning of the term, and expect more than 2,100 participants by the end of the term.

Froese led everyone with 27 points and even hauled in 10 boards.

Schneider hooped 26 while Nolfi scored 11. The Warriors outrebounded Brock 46-30, and shot 48 per cent from the floor, 78 from the line.

Girlder had 15 for Brock, while Grace and Carpetta both meshed 14,

Brock dumps Athenas

Kin Grads Speak about their Jobs

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with Elite Atheletes Impact Research Orthotics & Foot Care Ergonomics

[Details in the KSA office, BMH cafeteria]

by Kate Cox Imprint staff After a week of victories, the Athenas basketball team was defeated in a game against Brock 78-68 last Saturday.

This was an unexpected defeat .as the Athenas slaughtered Brock recently.

The Athenas just could not get their game together. Brock’s outside shots were extremely accurate, resulting in a 20-point lead by half-time.

The Athenas offense was hampered by Brock’s swift moves, and when they did shoot, their shots were off. Brock’s victory can be attributed to Brock scoring 77 per cent of their shots in the first half.

The Athenas played fairly well in the second half, but not well enough to overtake Brock’a lead.

Kim Rau was high scorer with 25 points, followed

by Brenda Bowering and Michelle Campbell with lo-points each. The Athenas true potential should be exhibited during the remainder of the OWIAA league. The Athenas play Western on February 13 at the PAC.

Gray Coach

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Sports in Short As of February

a,1888

UPCOMING

Waterloo

HOCKEY - Waterloo

- Waterloo - Waterloo

92, Brock

- Feb. 13, vs. Western, PAC, 2 p.m.

HOCKEY - Feb. 13, vs. Ottawa, Columbia, 7 p-m.

- Feb. 14, vs. UQTR, Columbia, 2:30 p.m.

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4, Windsor 1 3, Brock 3 5, Guelph 5

VOLLEYBALL - Waterloo 3, Laurier 0 NORDIC SKI - 7th. OUAA championships

ATHENAS BASKETBALL

- Feb. p.m.

ATHENAS BASKETBALL

- Waterloo 61, Guelph 49 - Brock 78, Waterloo 68 NORDXC SKI - 5th, OWIAA championships BADMINTON - 4th, OWIAA championships

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7

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13,

ALPINE - Feb. SYNCHRO

badminton

The Athenas badminton team completed a successful season this past weekend, competing in the OWIAA finals held in Ottawa. The team was comprised of three first-year students, Bipasha Datta, Laura Hahnand Allison Evans, third year student Mary Pat O’Connor and graduating senior, captain Corrine Da-

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EVENTS

WARRIORS BASKETBALL

WARRIORS BASKETBALL

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Labatt’s Athletes of the Week

vidson.

After a hard fought battle against U of T, the eventual champions, the Athenas narrowly missed winning the bronze medal. They were edged out by Ottawa University by one point.

Bipasha Datta might have fared better had she realized the games were to resume immediately after lunch break. With three desserts and a huge lunch, she was a bit unsettled.

30 hr. instruction, testing review by Prof. educators Starts Feb. 261 K. Taylor Hall, BlO4 l&Master University ask about LSAT & GRE tax deductable

FRIDAY,

4 Collier

Toronto.

St

.

Ontario

STUDENTS Assoc. presents Valentine Dance. 9:OO pm., HH 280 (Arts Lounge). $2. members, $4. non-*members. 768 first 12 ladies will receive a carnation. Wear red & white and get $1. off at door.

Call

Suite 201.

M4W IL7

A member of the swim team for the past five years and a waterpolo player for the past four, For the second time this seaDave has been captain of both son, Kim is the Athena of the - teams for the past two seasons, week. An Elmira native, Kim is a A graduate of Radley College in Kinesiology graduate, and is England and a native of Bercurrently taking post graduate muda, Dave is in his fourth yeax studies in Kin. of Math at UW. Kim had two stellargames last Last weekend, Dave led UW ta week.

Wednesday at Guelph, a 75-27 win over Niagara UniKim scored 21 points, was 91 per versity.

Dave earned three first cent from the foul line, and had place finishes by completing the five rebounds and two assists.

200 free in 1:4Q.Q, the 100 free in On Saturday, the Athenas 50.1 and winning the 400 free hosted the Brock Badgers. With relay.

25 points, 75 per cent from the Dave qualified for the CIAU line, six reounds and two assists, championships last season, and Kim did her best to soften the is hoping to represent Bermuda blow of Brock’s 78-68 victory. in the 1888 Olympics in the 200 Being a fifth-year player, Kim free. is a natural leader. She is also an In 1988-89 Dave will travel to exceptional athlete who has Oxford England to St. John’s been honoured as Athena basCollege and enroll in Applied ketball MVP in 1984, Athena Statistics on a Rhodes ScholarAthlete of the Year and a Mike ship. He was the Rhodes recipMoser Award recipient in 1985. ient for Bermuda.

FED )

FLICKS.

Innerspace.

Dennis Quaid, Martin Short. Showtimes are 700 pm., and 9:DO pm. in AL 116.

Feds 81 .OO 8nd Non-Feds $3.00.

SATURDAY,

FEBRUARY

13

ST. VALENTINES

Day dance. Sponsored by G.L.O.W. at the Cabaret, 2 Queen St. N. Kitchener (Members S2., others - $3).For more details call 884~GLOW.

THE

WATERLOO Regional Arts Council invites you to its third annual Beaux Arls/Sweethearts Ball, starting at 9:OO pm. in the Seagram Museum. Dancing, hors d’oevres and prizes* For tickets, call 744-4552.

FED

FLICKS.

Innerspace.

Dennis Quaid, Martin Short. Showtim8S are 700 pm., and 9:00 pm. in AL 116.

Feds 81 .OO and Non-ieds $3.00.

FEBRUARY

14

FED FLICKS. Innerspace.

Dennis Quaid, Martin ‘Short. Showtime is 8:OO pm. in AL 116. Feds $1.00 and Non-Feds 83.00.

CARlB6EAN

Professional Research & Literary Services

960-9042 Doadiiner approaching?

of the Week Kim Rau Basketball

SUNDAY,

DISCUSSION on the equality of men and women, 700 pm., CC 135. Sponsored by the Baha’i Studies Assoc.

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Athena

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FEBRUARY

INFORMAL

call

(613)592-6700

The Waterloo nordic ski team travelled to Sudbury for the university finals last weekend. Race day brought very fast, icy conditions and a high a minus 21 degrees Celsius. Due to the frigid weather, the men’s race was shortened to 9km and the women’s to 4.5km.

Waterloo placed seventh in the men’s division+ close behind Carleton, Western and Queen’s, Lakehead and Laurentian, bolstered with elite provincial racers, proved unstoppable in the men’s division.

Lakehead’s Marko Seppanen finished first with Laurentian’s Jamie Ans and Bernie Lacoucier second and third. For Waterloo, Jack Simpson placed 18th, Doug Guederian 2%h, Steve Bentley 27th. Vlada Dvoracek 32nd, John Kim 40th and Jason Gregoire 4 1st in a field of 59 racers.

The Athenas placed fifth overall in the women’s race. Carleton dominated the women’s race tak; ing the top three places with Alisa Metcalf from the National Development Team 92 taking first. For Waterloo, Rhonda Williams finished 12th, Anita Netherton 20th, Brigid Rowan 27th, Fiona Griffiths 30th, Sui Ling Han, 38th and Bonnie Ward, 40th.

MOWDAY,

FEBRUARY

1 CT

WATERLOO

J.S.A. Bagel Brunch.

Meet new people and eat at the same

time. Cost is $1 .OO. 1 I :30 - 1:30, CC

DR. HOWARD Woodhouse,’ Independent Studies, will give a seminar on ‘Cameroon: Women, Science and Culture’ at 3:30 pm. in the Stud8nt lounge, Independent Studies, PAS 1101.

AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL Group 118 Speaker Night. John Kanyarubona will speak on human rights issues in Africa. CC 135, 7:30 pm. Everyone is welcome.

THURSDAY,

FEBRUARY

18

110.

BAGEL TUESDAY,

FESRUARY

The Canrdlrn Federation of University Women, KW, will hold their February meeting tonight at 8:oO pm.

Location: Joseph Schneider House, 466 Clu een Street South, Kitchener.

Topic: Shaped With Clay, Yesterday, today and lomorrow.

LIVING WITH Cancer groups meeting at the Adult Recreation Centre in Waterloo, 7:30 to 8:30 pm.

WEDWESDAY,

FEBRUARY

BRUNCH

the Waterloo Jewish ciation. All-u-can-eat

16

t 7

s1 .w.

-

Sponsored by Students Assobagels for only

11:30 - 1:30, cc 110.

FRIDAY,

FEBRUARY

IQ

WATERLOO

CHRISTIAN Fellowship supper meeting. Dr. John Warwick Montgomery, the pascal ‘87 lecturer, will be speaking on ‘A lawyer’s defence of Christianity’. 4:30 - 7:OO, CPH Everyone welcome.

3388.

YEAR OF The Dragon banquet. 6:00 pm. - 1:oO am. CSA. For more information - Chinese Library.

FED FLICKS. CINEMA

GRATIS.

This weeks faature: Lady and the Tramp. Movie starts at 900 pm. in Campus Centre Great Hall. and is free of charge.

The Lost Boys. Keiffer Sutherland. Showtimes are 7:00 pm., and 9:W pm. in AL 116. feds $1 .DO and Non-Feds 83.00.

WATERLOO

* SUMMkR

ummer OVVKIS

NOW INTERVIEWING FOR CAMP STAFF POSITIONS

Business

ASKUSHORCALLTHE YOUTHHOTLINEFREE l-800-387-0777 You could qualify if you are a full time studqnt, I5 or over and returning to full time studies iri the fall.

Student Venture Capital is sponsored by the Ontario Development in co-operation with The Royal Bank of Canada, the Ontario Chamber of Commerce and local Chambers of Commerce and Boards 0 Ontario of Trade.

Ministry

Group Counsellors, Activity Specialists, Swim’ Staff, Unit Heads, Program Director.

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STUDENT VOCATIONAL Advisors (SVAs) are available to answer questions about resume writing, job search, interview skills, and much more. feel free to drop in. JoAnn Hutchison (WA Program Co-ordinator) 9:30 - 430, NH lOD4., Evan Noden (Arts SVA) 11:30 - 1 :15, ML 232. -

“For the Best Summer of Your Life” TUESDAYS

fN 1988

ESTABLLSl+ED b

STUDENT /

of Skills

MInistry of Skdis Developmeni Alum Curling Mm~ster

J6BS .‘L

JEWISH Students’ Association’s Bagel Brunch.

Make friends and ‘eat the the same time. ll:30 - l:30, cc 135.

c

Kennedy

Road & Major Mackenzie in Markham

area

Daily transportation to camp provided.

For an interview appointment call LESLIE

887-1400 Directors:

Eddy

Bogomotny

at

& Leon

Hochglaube

w

VOCATlONAL Advisors (SVAs) are available to answer questions about resume writing, job search, interview skills, and much more. Feel free KOdrop in. Sonia Savelli (HKLS SVA) 2 - 3:30, BMH 1040.

Romany Woodbeck (ES SVA) 11:30 1:30, ESI 344. Marc Lamoureux (Atis SVA) 11:30 - l 00, ML 232. Kevin Lasitr (Math SVA) 11 :OO - 1 GO. MC 3035. Nora lbrahim (Science SVA) 9:W - 10:30, ES<‘: 251.

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WiDNESDAYS

EVENING PRAYER with choir and sermon. ConradGrebel Chapel at 4130 Drn.

LAYMEN‘S BIBLE STUDY

for mature students, 12:30, Rm 138, Campus Centre. All ages welcome. For more info call Jim Girling, IVCF 749-2594 or Judy 8856809.

THEMAS:

Shake off those winter blahs with some interesting and unusual discussion: from processed cheese to life, the universe andeverything. 5130 - 700 pm,, CC 138.

AMNESTY

INTERNATIONAL Group 118. Join the conspiracy of hope! We fight for the release of prisoners of conscience, oppose all forms of torture and the death penalty. You can make a difference1 Campus Centre Rm 135 at 7:30 pm. All are welcome.

WATERLOO GO Club invites interested players to Go classes and free playing time, Wednesday evenings.

Beginner classes 6:45 - 7:30, open play 7:30 - 9:30 at B.C. Matthews Hall, Room 1040, Free. For more information call 888-4424 or x6887.

GLLOW COFFEEHOUSE. An informal gathering of people who enjoy light conversation, coffee and iun times in a Comfortable setting. 8:CKl1 1 :00 pm., CC 110. For more details call 884~GLOW. WEEKLY WATSFIC (University of Waterloo Science Fiction Club) meeting. Upcoming events: Video Night and a D & 0 (Dungeons & Dragons) Tournament.

CC 138. 6:30.

FOR 8ALL Glgrntlc moving sale. Apartment full of furniture, appliances, etc., must be sold by April 30. For directions/information call 746-3127.

Sumrt UW Synchro.

Mens and womens bathing suits and running tights for sale. Most SizeSand colours.

Phone Shelley 888-6084 evenings and weekends.

EVANGELlCAL Fellowship International.

Bible study in CC 138 at 7:30 om. All are welcome.

EXPLORlNG THE Christian faith. Informal discussion of Christianity with Chaplain Graham Morbey, 7:30 pm., Wesley Chapel, St. Pauf’s College. All welcome.

HURON

CAMPUS Ministry Fellowship. 4:30 meal, 5:30 bible study. (St. Paul’s College). MacKirdy Hall. All welcome, STUDENTS FOR Life meetings every Wednesday.

4;30 - 5:30, CC 138.

Keep yourself informed on such topics as abortion, infanticide and euthanasia. Evervone welcome.

ADULT CHILDREN of Alcoholics, an Al-ANON Group meets on campus every Wednesday evening. For meeting information call X2424, X2655, X6277 or visit Counselling Services or Health and Safetv.

STUDENT

VOCATIONAL Advisors (SVAs) are available to answer questions about resume writing, job search, interview skills, and much more. Feel free to drop in. Sonia Savelli (BMH 1040)

Moving - Men ‘with smalt cube van available weeknights, weekends 820/hr.

KW area; $20/hr plus 25 cents/km outside - phone Gary at 746-7160.

Eury8,

the888, work reports, business letters, resumes, etc. Will correct spelling, grammer and punctuation.

Electronic typewriter.

Reasonable rates. Phone Lee 886-5444 afternoon or evening.

HELP

WANTED

Tree plant this summer. Positions available with Bark Reforestation Inc. Applications and more information at Student Placement Centre.

Hafr Salon is looking for models who are willing to have an updated look.

We will be taking appointments on Wednesdays at noon. Also fun colours and perms. For more info call 8845141.

AvallrblcOrganize and plan staff training program and promotional campaign.

Screen, interview and recruit staff. Liaise with faculty, student societies and administration.

Learn the secrets of resume writing, job hunting, and much morel Be the 1988-89 Student Vocationa t Advisor Co-ordinator.

Applications available in NH 1001. Applications due: Friday, Feb 12,1988.

Porition

Experienced

palnter for summer

employment in Toronto. minimum $7.00 starting wage. Not a student company.

Contact Eric at 746-8356.

TY PlNQ Fart, 8ccunt8 typing and letter quality word prOC8SSing. Resumes, essays, theses, business reports. Free pickup and delivery. Calt Diane, S761284.

Fa8t, proferrlonal

word processing by university grad.

Pick-up/delivery available on campus. Grammar, spelling, corrections availabfe. Suzanne, 886-3857.

STUDENT VOCATlONAL Advisors (SVAs) are available to answer questions about resume writing, job search, interview skills, and much more. feel free to drop in. Kevin Lasitz (Math SVA) 11 :OO - 12:00, MC 3035.

Romany Woodbeck (ES SVA) 11:30 12:30, ESI 344. Nora lbrahim (ESC 251) 2:30 - 400. Evan Noden (Arts SVA) lo:30 - 12:30, ML 232.

CHINESE

CHRISTIAN

Fellowship: Weekly fellowship meetings at 7:30 pm. Wilfred Laurier University, Seminary Buitding Rm. 201. Come and join us, all are welcome. For transportation cal I 884-2949.

TAMIL

LANGUAGE classes for elementary school age children will be held under Heritage Language Program from 9:00 - ll:30 am. at Victoria School, 50 Joseph St., Kitctiener. For more information call 747-0991,885 2726 or 885-0338.

ANGLICAN

SERVlCES St. Bede’s Chapel, Renison College 9:30 am.

Prayer Book Eucharist.

- 1l;OO am.

Contemporary Eucharist Moose aRoom, Men’s Residence, Renison College.

INFORMAL SERVICE with contemporary music; coffee anddiscussion to follow. Conrad Grebel Chapel at 7:OO pm.

LAYMEN’S EVANGELICAL Fellowship International.

Evening service at 700 pm. MSA, 163 University Ave. W., Apt. 321. All are welcome.

CHRISTIAN

WORSHIP on Campus.

1030 am, HH 280+ All campus people welcome. Sponsored by Huron Campus Ministry.

MORNING WORSHIP Services will continue every Sunday despite the tragic death’of Rev. Tom York. Communion first Sun. of each month.

11 :OO am. at St. Paul’s Colleae.

ONGOtNG

EVENT

EVENT

ONGOlNG

EVENT: Visitors are invited to discover and explore The Great Puzzle Exhibit. It’s a puzzlement for everyone with spots of puzzle trivia, riddles, mazes, films, guest speakers, special events and a “hands-on” game area. Free. Monday - Friday 9-5, Sunday l-5. B.C. Matthews Hall, Museum and Archive of Games. 8884424.

ONOOtNQ

EVENT

EXPLORE YOUR future career possibilities. Counseliing Services has recently acquired a new computer program called PC Directions.

The program includes information about 1000 different careers which can b8 sorted according to your personal interests. We are running 1% hour labs throughout the term. For details see the receptionist at Counselling Services, NH 2080.

WATERLOO

JEWISH Students’ Associat ion’s Bagel Brunch.

Make friends and eat the the same time.

11:30 - 1130. cc 135.

Regional Arts Council invites you to its third annual Beaux Arts/Sweethearts Ball - Saturday, f ebruary 13, starting at 9:OO pm. in the Seagram Museum. Dancing, hors d’ oevres and Prizes. For tickets, call 744-4552. =

and Procrastination. Students who procrastinate and have trouble organizing their studies may be interested in this twohour workshop, beginning the weekof February 22 (continuing for four weeks). Interested students can register at the reception desk of Counselling Services, Needles hatI, Rm. 2080.

TEACH Good Study Habits. This series of workshops is designed to help students develop effective study habits such as eff icient time management, note taking, reading as well as preparing for and writing exams, will begin the week of february 22. Each two hour workshop will continue for four weeks. Interested students can register at the reception desk of Counselfing Services, Needles Hall, Rm. 2080.

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- Professional typing services. Offered 7 days/week.

Work guaranteed. Call 578-6653.

Pick up and delivery available.

Word Proceulng.

Essays, theses, resumes, etc. 13 years experience. Fast, reliable service. On-campus pick-up, deliverv. Call Sharon 748-l 793.

32 year8 experience. 85 cents double spaced page. IBM Selectric. Essays, resumes, theses, etc. Westmount-Erb area. Call Doris 886-7153.

Typing SERVICES

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- $l.W/page (d.s.). Typist on campus (MSA). Over 10,000 quality pages since 1984. Call Karen Shaw at 746-3127.

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Manor: 5 bedrooms, 3 common rooms, 2 balconies, dishwasher, laundry, parking. Option for lease.

Near Waterloo Town Square (12 George) 741-9984. spaclou8 villa - Available for summer price is discussable, 4 bedrooms, Weber and Northfield, lease available in September. 884-6481, Nice neighbours.

Summer

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JS Typlng Unlimited. Professional

Lexicon Word Pmceulng service specializing in manuscripts, term papers, research and resumes guaranteed fast, on time, spell-checked, error free, draft or letter-quality, best rates in the region. 7 days a week, pick up and delivery by arrangement 6537863. .

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- Columbia Lake Townhouse.

Fully furnished, 4 bedroom with vacuum cleaner and free cable. Laundry facilities and free parking. May-Aug sublet, retn negotiable.. 747-4031 ,i 745-9636.

Wantedclean, responsible, non-smoking female to share a 2 bdrm apt. with same.

886-2833 (leave message at 7460235).

OttawaCondo, Furnished 2 bedroom-Short walk to U of O/Downtown.

Tennis & squash courts, ~901, sauna.

5550 May-Aug. (613)594-4858.

Norm or Blake.

Large New Houa8 Available MayAug, 4 bedrooms, furnished, waterbed, washer & dryer, 2 washrooms, garage, auiet area, 5 min. bike ride to UW, >al I-747-9363.

Summer

Sublet - Columbia Lake Townhouses - free parking, cableT.!/., fully furnished.

Laundry facilities on complex site. Back patio, for tanning & BBQ’s. Call 747-2360.

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Lake Townhouse. Two females preferably non-smokers, for May - August with priority to stay for the fall if wish to. Rent 8235/month with free cable. Contact Rita or Bambi 747-2 129. Please leave messacre.

SummerUU Fully furnished, four bedroom Columbia Lake tOWnhOuS8 available for summer term. Free cable, water and parking. Located close to laundry facilities. For more info phone 747-2540.

Downtown Toronto,shars apartment for co-op on work term only. Centraf, sunny, laundry; near subway.

(416)925-2006 after 7 p.m.

Large 40Bedroom Sbmi-detached house. May to Aug or take tease, fully carpeted, furnished, patio, garage, dishwasher, 1 l/2 baths, washer, 10 min. bike ride to U.W. Very nice house.

746-0873.

Subbt: 3-4 Bedroom house. 2 l/2 bath, air conditioning, large and comfortable.

Close to both catipUS8S. Willing to sublet rmms individual ly. Phone 885-0956.

Mature

cobpb seeks two bedroom apt. in Waterloo for March 1st. Will lease for one year if necessary. Call 746-8371 or U-W 8Xt. 6213.

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PERSONALS

Short,

hairy Frenchman, loud voice and two big left feet is looking for female equal. To practice romancing, with view to marriage. I’11 cook you’ll do the laundrv. Anxiously waiting for repfys. Eric Nideau 884-7348.

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Do you want help for your pregnant girl friend? Birthright offers confidential help for both of you calr 579-3990.

* TIME MANAGEMENT

a unique gift! Trained clown will deliver bouquet of balloons1 Can make balloon animals. Hugs freelfl Phone: aaa-6057.(teave message for Buffette the Clown).

‘Pregnant?

We want to help. We would love to adopt your child intoour family of three. Through a licensed private agency.

Contact Jackie (416)897-2352.

Peter Fong, please contact BB. Rebozo bus lines. ‘You ldst your sense of ‘decorum on our bus Friday, please claim, Still De8perate - And still searching for that “elusive” female with firm bagels. Serious repties anlv. Show UD . at ihe next Bagel Brunch. w Anyone Interested in joining the Alliance of Armenian Albinos Against Alliteration in Advertisements, please write 80-3 Churchill St., Waterloo, Ont. N2L 2X2. MY name is Theodore.

Dear Chlp. Happy Valentine’s Day. I love you. Forever and a davl K. Chrl8, Hester, Mary & Pete.

Thanks for snow, skiing, skating, schnapps, peanut butter & jelly, french toast, pizza and eggrolls. I ain’t no big baby no morel 8. Lee. To ths prick who stole my squash raquet from my PAC locker last week thanks asshole: you’re lower than the slime on a slug’s belly. Return itl or be cursed with never winning another squash game. (Leave it with Ella in th8 Ena. Sot. office).

0’ Holy Saint Jude, Apostle and Martyr, great in virtue and rich in miracles, near kinsman of Jesus Christ, the faithful intercessor of arl who invoke your special patronage in time of need, to you I have recourse from the depthofmyheartandhumblybegyou, to whom God has given such great power, to come to my assistance. help me in my present and urgent petition. I return I promise to make your name known and cause your name to be invoked. (Say 3 Our Father’s, 3 Hail Mary’s, 3 Glory Be’s for nine consecutive days) Publication must be promised. This Novina has never known to fail. M.M. Chrb,

CMM tmvelllng advice sought. Burk at 886-0885 wants your tall tales, exciting experiences and survival ski I Is. m ~01 continues. This week: Hester, in a crazed att8mpt to do her laundry, tossed everything in the dishwasher, Chris C. studiesaccounting, Mary sleeps through all her classes, and Chris M. apOlOgiz8a toeveryone in Earth Sciences.

Kln camnl Informative, interesting, incredible!

Where? The Humanities Theatre, Thursday, March 10, 1988.

More details in KSA office, B.M.H. Cafeteria.

Irma Geddon: Is there room in your dojo for me7 I would love to help you destroy itl Infatuated; On Edge.

WORKSHOPS

MIIH: You’re right - 3 nites a week isn’t enuf. Why do we waste them in the same location, so separate from eachother with other people7 I crave your brightness to much during the week’to spend our ours together in dark corners. Any ideas? I love you too much to give up. Happy St. V’s Day! Sloppy “Hugs & Kisses”, yours in bondaue. Devushka.

EEEa Bear. You were a naughty girl last night. Thanks. Happy Valentines.

Love aaaE. Dance-A-Thon

II1 - A $1500 Caribbean trip awaits the winners of Sigma Chi’s 3rd annual Dance-A-Thon, March 11-l 2 in suppon of K-W Big Brothers.

For more info call 7461897.

Happy bIrthdry

to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Kathy, happy Valentines day too.

Mu8lc club. Anyone interested in joining the University of Waterloo Music Club please come to an organizational meeting Wednesday, February 17, at 530 in room 135 of the Campus Centre. or call Don at 884-3937 or Ext. 2325.

Man with fringes, I hope that red head is not your girlfriend. AnonymousValentine.

Secret l dmlrer8 are fun. Happy Valentine’s Day to mine+ Thanks for the flowers. 0. - P.S. When are you going to reveal yourself7 I am a six foot, good-looking male into weights, running and squash. Looking for petite girls in Honda Civic. Am often in C.C. and PAC. Where are vou7 Todd: How do 1love th88, let me count the ways. Happy second Valentine’s Day together. Love K.

Brunnette In Spanish t01: The day you switched to 102 was tragic-Now, whenever I spy you on campus, my day is made! Problem: I don’t know your name. How can cupid shoot his arrow if I can’t tell him your name. Tail and Btonde.

Bill

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Once again you’ve that size isn’t everything.

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JP. We love you sooo much.

Valentine’s and Bear.

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Love,

Happy Deda, Turtle

North E 1985-86 reunionl Howie and Gus dance on the ceiling. Sat., March 5 at the 8ombshelter.

B8 there.

Futon Man: Did you know tha Valentine’s Day was started as an excuse to spend the day on a f uton7 Have a great one. Luv, your personai masseuse.

HI Meg! Greet@gs from Calgary. Still got those bodacious ta ta’s7 Steve says good looking robe1 Found a sober guy with both shoes yet?

Flne Art8 Guild with Start Gallery are having a fund-raising Mardi Gras costume dance. Victoria Park Pavilion.

Feb. 26,8 - 1 am. Students $5 (including food). Tickets: Fine Arts Building.

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