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Affirmative, action at UW by Karen Plosz Imprint staff U W President Douglas Wright announced the proposed allocation of $500,000 from the province’s University Excellence Fund to hire at least five, and hopefully ten, women professors to start this I September. This followed his acceptance of a U W Senate Committee report on differential recruitment of female faculty members. The committee was headed by Dr. Doreen Brisbin, associate dean of science. Even though the Excellence Fund is a special one-year grant for faculty renewal, this is not a one-year idea, Wright asserted. “We have a reasonable expectation that the province will develop something like it” (the Excellence Fund). Wright promised that if funds from the provincial government do not come in future, “w.e will constratn the budgetary process within the university to ensure the objectives (i.e. the hiring objectives) are met”. This measure begins to remedy the fact tht UW has the lowest percentage of female faculty of all Ontario universities. The report states that 8.9 per cent of U W faculty are females, while the average for all other Ontario universities is 14.6 per cent. “We’ve documented the degree to which qualified women are increasing,” said committee‘member Susan McDaniel, a U W sociology professor. “The hiring of women faculty has not kept pace with the pool of women for hiring”. When asked to explain why there have been so few female faculty appointments, the Senate committee and Wright speculated this was due in part to the “intimidating” technical image that “hangs over” UW. Lindsay Dorney, committee member and director of women’s studies, described it as U W’s “somewhat macho” technological accent. However, U W‘s technological emphasis “doesn’t explain it all,” says Dorney. She pointed out the number of women professors in

wright slams gov’t and allows pageant by Grace Schmidt Imprint staff Financial considerations were the focus of U W’s Board of Governors meeting this past Tuesday. UW President Douglas Wright addressed the issue of the seemingly confusing position of the federal and provincial government’s stands on funding for the next academic year. Wright questioned “the real intention of the government” as they seem to support a “continuing path of excellence” for university standards, yet the budget increase allocated by the province is only 4%. This rate, as it applies to UW, is even slightly lower at 3.5%x, and is considerably lower than the current rate of inflation. Wright said “the provincial government’s intentions were very genuine to correct the diminishing path ofexcellencsin educational !standards”, while the province’s actual funding remains negligible. Wright said the Board is awaiting a response from the federal government, but their intentions seem to be “cut and run”. That is, the federal government wants to reduce its commitment, and leave the provinces to fend for themselves. He went on to explain that the government seems to be exhibiting “less interest in the standard 01 education and this is not at all characteristic of trends in Britian. Europe and elsewhere. The policy in Canada contrasts with other jurisdictions. On the whole, the research conducted in the United States is much more supported than-in Canada. From this university alone, seven people from the Engineering and Math departments will be leaving to go to the United States where they will receive support for their research”. In some of his final remarks. Wright Idiscussed the construction delays on the William G. Davis Ccnter of Computer Research. Due to the amount of construction occurring in Waterloo, the industry can’t dope with the volume. However, the construction is still on budget and $24 million will be included in the April budget to provide for this building. .. In other business, the Board approved a 7% increase in Imprint’s fee, raising it from $2.25 to $3.00 per term. It also approved 40/i, increases in the residence rates for Village I and Village II, and a 5c/i hike in the Minolta Hagey residence rates. President Wright also addressed the issue of the Oktoberfest Beauty Pageant, held every year in UW’s Humanities Theatre. He maintained that “the university is not equipped to act as a moral j udge,” and as such, the pageant would continue to be held on campus. Following Wright’s statements regarding the pageant, several women left the meeting after an audible “tut tut” was uttered in disagreement. Federation of Students President Sonny Flanagan also expresgd his disappointment with Wright’s decision, linking the relationship between the issues of rape, sexual assaults, and incidents of flashing that have occurred against women on this campus, and the attitudes that the pageant perpetuates. In agreement with Flanagan’s comments were Waterloo Mayor hlarjorie &-roll, and Patricia Liles, president of the Graduate Student Association. Liles added that the university has a social commitment to censor events such as these and further stated “that the policy now existing should be reassessed as to who can use the university facilities instead of the ad hoc policy that exists now”.

the Arts faculty is quite small. It is a combination of several factors, said McDaniel. It (i.e. the hiring process) could be discriminatory; women may not be actively sought.” The report has rec’ommended that “special positive measures” be taken to increase the hiring of female faculty. These measures include issuing special invitations to women to apply for all positions, formulating hiring policy gujdelines that will be”equitable to women’.‘, setting up more flexible arrangements to permit women faculty members to have children early in their careers “without prejudice” to their futures, and removing sexist language from all university policies and publications. The position of vice-president, advisor on women’s i’ssues, will be established to oversee the development of the employment equity program. A committee composed of representatives from each faculty and a student representative will “surround” the advisor. An important issue identified by the Senate committee is flexible career paths. This is usually at the discretion of the department chairperson. Often the prime time for being considered for tenure is also prime time for childbearing, pointed out McDaniel. Something that grows out of that, added Dorney, is that these female professors lose their grant support, they cannot publish, and they may not advance to tenure positions. if a part-time female professor requests time to have a child, her services may be terminated, or more typically, they stay in the “part-time ghetto.” When asked if the policy on flexible career paths would also apply to men, Wright said, “we’re looking at subtleties that deal with women exclusively.” The report “speaks to the total public perception of the university”, said Wright. “The report shows that universities are pressure cookers.” Wright added that professors are expected to teach, do research, publish and carry out administrative duties as well as find time for a private life.

Mixed reaction to shutdown proposal by Rick Nigel Imprint staff The UW Federation of Student’s proposal for a oneday province-wide university shutdown for early march, has received a ‘mixed response. Most seem to think it is a good idea, yet many question whether it can be successfully organised in such short time. The idea for the shutdown originally came from the Graduate Student Association. Patricia Liles, association president. said such a protest

would be an effective “media evlent” to focus the public’s attention on university underfunding. She said she will encourage U W‘s adminstration to participate in the shutdown. Peter Klungel, the Federation of Students’ chairperson for external liaison, presented the shutdown proposal to an Ontario Federation of Students conference in Thunder Bay last week. He said, although the was unanimously proposal endorsed at the conference, it is uncertain how many ‘universit-

.Townhouse by Grace Schmidt The UW Board of Governors has approved the building of townhouses for students on U W’s. North Campus. Jeff Wilson, former Federation vice-president, has been involved with the project since its inception last year. He said “The last addition to student housing was in 197 1 when the

“Some ies will participate. student unions thought they would have. problems selling it to their administrations,” _he said. Bernard Drainville, chairperson of the OFS, also said it is difficult to determine how many universities will participate. He said that the OFS’s education campaign on underfunding is very decentrahzed, with each student union making their own decisions on how to deal with the problem. Drainville added that a

province-wide shutdown would require a “high level of organization and coordination,” that would be difficult to accomplish in one month. U W President Douglas Wright said the shutdown is “a good idea,” but that it would have to be completely voluntary as he could not force faculty and staff to join the protest. Wright also said, in reference to the proposed shutdown, that he was glad that “students are no longer indifferent to underfunding.”

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vacancy rate was 1.3 per cent :and the student population has ,increased 30 per cent since then.” The current vacancy rate in Waterloo is 0.3 per cent. “While this is--not the answer to all these problems,” said Wilson, “this project will mitigate some of the problems.” The proposal involves 100 units, to house four students

each and is scheduled to be dent services, told the Board of that with rising qompleted by September ‘86. A Governors second phase which may in- building costs, “this may be the clude up to 300’units is under last opportunity to build at these rates.” consideration. If the $7 million project is de- ’ Waterloo Mayor Marjorie veloped at a break-even cost, Carroll is supportive of the plan the rate of rent changed would be $2251 month plus utilities per and said she would aid in seeking government funds for the student. project. Ernie Lucy. director of stu-

Underfunding reason for- fee by Cameron Anderson Imprint staf “lt sucks”, “Typical underhanded move”, and “We weren’t consulted”, were but a few of the responses to the recently-approved day fees for PAC lockers. The following is an attempt to explain how and why these fees for lockers were instituted. Prior to 1984: According to Ernie Lucy, Director of Employee and Student Services, and Robbie Keith, Chair of the Athletic Advisory Board (AAB), it was then the custom of university departments to submit budget proposals to the University Budget Department where, usually, they were approved. Proposed by the Athletics Department at the time were requests for money to enlarge the women’s locker room to accomodate more lockers and create additional weight room facilities. November 26,1984: In a memorandum from Paul Condon‘Sports Information Director, to members of the AAB, the Athletic Department requests “That the accumulated surplus (to 1984) in the lnteruniversity Athletic Accounts (a total of $59,000) be made into an Athletic Department Development Fund (ADDF). This fund -would be used to provide monies for capital expenditures, professional development, research, and to offset depreciation of equipment. Prior to this time, no such fund for athlet-its existed.

Novkmebr 29, 1984: The AAB recommends, in a unanimous decision-that the ADDF be established and administered by the Athletic Department Budget Commitee. The $59,000 surplus is to be its start. Also, at this time, Robbie Keith explained that President Wright had reversed space decisions regarding the weight room and women’s lockers. While the Athletics Department believed the space and lockers were “givens”, Dr. Wright indicated that there was never any agreement on pa.per, thus, there was no “contract”. This “reversal” standards”, while the Iprovince’s actual funding remains negligible. Wright said the Board is awaiting a-response from the federal unmoved, though, and this registrar-controlled space was turned over to the Math Department. Early Summer, 1985: Work on locker room expansion is instigated after a budget for project costs is received from Plant Operation. However, during this period, the University Budget Department found itself strapped for cash (the 1984-85 budget was to end up in the red).

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The story .behind locker fees “The Athletic Department found while the work was in progress staff members and the fee is reduced to 50~ per day (or portion that the budget for the locker rooms did not include the price of therof). Some students, however, are still using their own locks, and lockers,” says Fed President Sonny Flanagan. (From an original hoping they will not be caught before the value of the lock is estimate of $80,000 - according to Flanagan - the outlay has, in , realized, while others have given up using the PAC facilities. 1986, stopped at $166,000. To pay for this, $68,000 is to be paid out Furthermore, some lockers are still being used all day by the same from an endowment fund, $7 1,000 is lent to the department by the person. Some students who are paying the per-day fee say that they university - to be paid back, as possible - and $27,000 is borrowed have “rented the locker for the day, so are going to use it for the from the ADDF. Thus, $98,000 must be raised by Athletics to pay day.” . . .

by Kevin Wood Imprint staff

“‘We must exercise stewardship of the environment if this -crisis is to be overcome.” This was the main thrust of a lecture given by Gerald Vandezande last Wednesday, January 29 when he spoke on the Christian response ‘to the environmental L crisis. The lecture was sponsored by the Waterlo’o Christian fellowship, The Waterloo Public, Interest Research Group and enviromental studies students, as part of Christian Awareness Week. Vandezande is a member of 5 Citizens for Public Justice, (a Christian activist group and author of the book Christians in Crisis: Toward Responsible Citizenship.) He . .. noke tar annroxlmatelv an I

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and/or locker fees. Suggested was an $8.00/term locker fee with discounts for two/and three consecutive rents. The rationale for this amount was that it exceed the costs ofilock replacements.As such, the Athletic Department will not lose money if students remove them at the end of the term. A problem which may have to be dealt with is the wholesale theft of such items at the end of each term; If this occurs, the financial gain for the Athletic Department will be considerably reduced for each period. July 31, 1985: The Athletic Advisory Board pass the $g.OO/term increase by a vote of 15-l-2, the lone opponent being Paul Marchildon of the Federation of Students. September 13, 1985: Collection of the SrC.OO/term fees for undergraduates begins. A memo from Paul Condon states “There were very few complaints from the students . .. about having to pay a rental fee.” Janaury 26, 1986: Noting the number of people using their own locks in the PAC change rooms instead of paying the S8.OOjterm (for undergraduates), Carl Totzke, Director of Athletics, talks to some members of the Athletics Department and a $1 .OO/ day (or portion therof) is introduced for non-term renters use of the long lockers. Neither the Athletic Advisory.Board, nor the Campus Recreation Advisory Committee are consulted. ,January 27 - February 3,1985: Due to widespread opposition to the day locker fee, Tc!zke again comults other Athletic Department

hour on what Christians should do about the crisis of environmental pollution and misuse of our natural resources. “The reason we have an enviromental crisis,” said Vandezande “is that the enviroment today can be sacrificed at the altar of the golden calf, the almighty- buck.” According to Vandezande. it is the pursuit of material wealth at any cost that is at the root of our environmental problems. Vandczande went on to explain that mankind must stop trying to conquer nature, that we must learn to live in barmony with it. He said that “the true Christian response to the environmental crisis calls for a radical change in our value system; a call to be responsible neoDle and to use our Godgiven talents to help our neigh-

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Doctor citesimprovements by- Mary Joy Aitken Imprint staff Dy. Benjamin Loevinsohn gave a highly informative talk on health care in Nicaragua last week, during which he praised the efforts of the Nicaraguan government to imprdve both the accesSibility and quality of health care in Nicaragua. Loevinsohn recently returned from two years of volunteer work with CUSO (a Canadian based development organization) as a doctor in rural Nicaragua. He spoke Friday afternoon to a group of students in the Campus Centre. The talk was sponsored by the Waterloo ’ Public Interest Research Group (W PIRG). - Loevinsohn noted how health care in Nacaragua has improved greatly since the I979 fevolution. Prior to that Nicaragua had a private health care system and Loevinsohn said that “for people living in the countryside there was nothing.” In one area north of Managua, the nation’s capital, there were two health posts with only eight health care workers to take care of 25,000 people. “Now , in the same area, there are six health posts and 25 health care workers,” Loevin-

sohn said. Loevinsohn outlined four ways that the Sandinista government has improved health care in Nicaragua: 1) Increasing the number of health care posts. 2) Mass vdccination campaigns. Loevinsohn noted that these have been particularly effective against polio and measles. “There has not been a reported case of polio in Nicaragua in the last three years. By comparision, there were 120 cases reported in (neighbouring) Hondouras in the last year. The vaccination campaigns have been very successful in Nicaragua,” Loevinsohn said. 3) Training health brigadistas, or volunteers. Loevinsohn noted how these volunteers receive simple but effective health care training involving “how to look after wounds, skin infections and dehydration.” 4) Reduction of economic barriers to health care. Loevinsohn expressed concern that the health care system in Nicaragua is “running into a lot of problems. One of them is the war against the contras (American-backed rebels attempting to overthrow the Nicaraguan government).” He

noted that 60% of Nicaragua’s national budget is now spent on defence. Also, many skilled health care. and technical workers must fight in the army. There have been numerous attacks by the Contras on health brigadistas in an attempt to intimidate them. Many health care workers have been kidnapped and killed. According to Loevinsohn, between 1981 and 1984, 105 health care workers were killed by the contras. “This has had a serious effect on the vaccination campaigns,” Loevinsohn said.’ Loevinsohn also had some criticisms of the -Nicaraguan health care system. He noted that it is too “doctor-oriented.” As a result, there is too much emphasis on providing curative as opposed to preventative medicine. He was &so critical of the existence in Nicaragua of a two-tier health care system there is private and public health care available in Nicaragua. Nevertheless, Lofiinsohn ’ still sees “the outlook for Nicaragua’s health care system as quite optimistic.” This is because “Nicaragua has the political will to implement good health care,” Loevinsohn said.

Members of a Korean martial arts school in Toronto CULTURAL CARAVAN in Fed Hall.

by Gary Timoshenko .~ Imprint staff It took a special Students’ Council meeting, an, Appeal Board hearing and weeks of dealy, but David Bray, candi-

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Progress vs. conscience by M.A. Morley Imprint stfrff Including humanites courses as core material in engineering and applied science courses is not the way to foster an awareness of the social implications of technological progress, U W Management Science professor George Soulis said last eek. He was a participant in the Panel Discussion on Appropriate Technology held January 28 at UW. The event was sponsored by the Waterloo Christian Fellowship, Eng Sot and the Federation of Students. But panel members Barry Wills, Associate Dean of Computing, Faculty of Engineering, Russell Legge, Professor of Religious Stu, dies, St. Paul’s College, UW: Larry Haworth, Director of the Centre for Society, Technology and Values; and Soulis, all agreed that an awareness of the social and ecological impact of technology and the values that play in technological decision making is esseni tial. Soulis said that it is impossible to force students to absorb material they are not interested in, and that in the past, those in technical fields have “voted with their feet” on sociology and other liberal arts courses. He nevertheless stressed the need for a “sensitive body of technical specialists” who will be able to deal with what Legge called the “transformative technologies” such as artificial intelligence and DNA manipulation, which are on the verge of dramatically altering humanity. Several students in the audience expressed the concern that only in their final year were they developing a full appreciation of the incredibly complex human issues surrounding new technologies. Audience and panel both felt that as science progresses, the ability of the consumer to make informed decsions about what is appropriate technology is eroded; members of the scientific community become more and more responsible for determining what is appropriate. As participants in an economy dominated by the profit motive, panelists noted that the conflicting pressures on engineers and other professionals will be tremendous. The, new era will test professional autonomy, and “It’s going to take courage” for-professionals to reconcile progress with “conscience,” said panel members. Barry Wills noted that it is easy to get caught up in science and technology qnd forget the original intent of serving mankind. “Without science, there can be no art,” he quoted to the enthusiastic applause of engineers in the audience. But, when the room was quiet again, he added that the terms of the quotation are interchangeable: without art, there is no science which serves. The general consensus of all panel members was that there must be more interdisciplinary communication. Larry Haworth expressed his pleasure at the number-of people who turned out for the discussion, and the fact that after twenty-one years as a philosophy professor at UW; he finally had the opportunity to sit on a panel with faculty “frqm the other side of campus.”

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A l&candidates meetina by Janice Nicholls \ Imprint staff Questions concerning the operation of Fed Hall dominated a Federation of Students all candidates meeting held last Tuesday. Chuck McMullan, manager of Fed Hall, questioned presidential candidate David Bray about the accuracy of statements made in lat week’s Imprint regarding hiring policies at Fed Hall. Bray said that his statement as it appeared in Imprint, that “you can only get in through connections*’ was a misquote. However, he in Fed Hall hiring felt that students do “perceive” favouritism policies. The debate between McMullan and Bray became heated at McMullan’s question of whether he should go to Imprint making statements without investigation. Bray responded that he had met with McMullan on Monday and said McMullan threatened to involve his employees against him in the election. To further the question, McMullan asked the presidential candidates whether student concerns in general should be investigated before they are taken to the press.

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Dianne Myerson agreed that they should be investigated while Bray answered by saying that he has done a great deal of research and found that gross sales of Fed Hall have declined 20% since the first term of McMullan’s operation. According to Bray “the building is being used less.” Scott Forrest, another presidential candidate, stated that profits were up for Fed hall and that “at first it (Fed Hall) was a novel idea and was busy all the time.” The novelty is starting to wear off and he said that if the Federation had an internal problem it should be worked out before being taken to the press. Incumbent Sonny Flanagan stated that the Federation’president has a “responsibility to the people who work for him,” and that problems should not be handled in the presS. When spoken to later, McMullan said he was denying a “closed door hiring policy” and said that it was “absolutely fals:.” He said that on an application “if you put down people who work there (Fed Hall) already it scores against you.” The question of how Fed Hall should be run -- whether at a deficit, break-even, or a profit -- was directed to the candidates for vice-president, operations and finance. Willie Grove’s opinion was that it should be run at a profit and used, to finance other operations. The alternative, as he sees it, is to run it at break-even and increase the Fed fees to cover other operations. ’ Carol Goulette said “it (Fed Hall) is theie to make monkey for us’* and that “it would be silly to run it at a deficit.” an other matters a question was directed to Sonny Flanagan regarding his “waffling with issues” over the past year. Specific reference was made to his initial opposition to the north campus townhouses, which he is now using as a campaign platform. Flanagan’s response was that he was not’opposed to the townhouses themselves but was opposed to having them managed by the university, and promotes them being run by the Waterloo Co-op., With regard to waffling, Flanagan stated that he hag “developed positions” as the situations required over the past year. Scott Forrest said that, on a major issue, the initial position taken is not always the one followed because all the facts may not be available at that time. Both David Bray and Dianne Myerson said they would not change their minds on issues if elected. When asked how he can take credit for the townhouses to be built on the North Campus, Flanagan responded that he had been at meetings all summer when the proposal went through and that, although the proposal was introduced, before his administration, he has taken the initiative. When asked why he would have the Federation of Students join the Canadian Federation of Students (CFS), Scott Forrest repsonded that it shbuld be done because the students do not have a voice at the federal governrnent level. He suggested that the Federation become prospective members for two years -- which can be done for free -- after which the Federation would have the option to join. Flanagan felt that, although the Federation is in a lawsuit with the CFS, we should present ourselves as willing to join as prospective members. He also felt that, presently, the CFS is not very effective as a lobbying group. Bray said we “need to go to the province first” regarding underfunding because cutbacks at the federal level arg occurring as a result of provincial actions. When asked what the candidates for VPOF have planned for the Creative Arts Board (CAB), Carol Goulette responded that CAB has a great potential to give exposure to Arts students and that it should be encouraged. Willie Grove felt the problem was with turnover of CAB chairpersons. He would like to make people who get involved aware of the commitment so there are less resignations. The final question concerned the role of president, Flanagan felt it was to accpet ideas, to discuss issues with the executive, and to see that good people implement these ideas. According to Dianne Myerson, the president has tomaintain knowledge of what is going on, give direction, step in as necessary, and be willing to accept blame. The Federation elections are next Tuesday and Wednesday.

date for Federation of Students president, finally knows if he will be allowed in Fed Hall this campaign. The answer is no. Bray, who was suspended from Fed Hall and the Bombshelter last December, was hoping to get an answer two weeks ago at a special Students’ Council meeting. No decision came ,from the discussions. Council was asked to recommend whether Bray’s suspension should be lifted for the campaign period. When the debate ended, the vote was six for lifting the ban, four for keeping the ban as is and four abstentions. Mark McKay, acting Federation president during the election campaign, said he felt the mandate was not strong enough to recommend lifting the ban. Instead, he decided the Fed Hall Appeal Board, of which he is a member, should have an emergency meeting to decide the matter. When the Board met the ban was upheld. “Why should he (Bray) be allowed special rights or be put above other students because he’s running for president?” asked Mckay. “In future ydars, will other students running for office be given preferential treatment:‘” Unhappy with the decision, Bray commented “Fed Hall is a

common place. 1 think democracy would be best served if all . candidates have a common place to work from.” Bray said he didn’t plan to pursue the matter furthqr. An appeal boaid hearing is usually held in a situation. like this. Bray was denied a hearing because of a conflict of interest on the part of two Board members who were replaced for Bray’s hearing. Bray said that not being allowed into Fed Hall could bias the elections. He had been denied an appeal to what he considers an unjust charge, and therefore he ‘notes he has not been given the rights of a normal student. Bray was suspended for doing a backflip in Fed Hall. He was working as part of the BEnt crew that evening. It was a usual custom to allow the crew to buy a beer after the hall was closed. That evening he was informed beer would not be made available to him. To show his anger, Bray said he “nailed a perfect single tuck back flip.” Cathy White, assistant manager, saw this and gave him a verbal reprimand. Two days later, Bray found he was suspended for performing a dangerous act. He says the suspension was more for personal than objective reasons.


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Do you speak Newspeak? The truth hurts. That’s why people always use euphemisms to mask what they really mean. Those with a keen ear, however, should be able to recognize these bastardizations of the English language, and’see through them. In , political and military circles, euphemisms are particularly obvious and inappropriate. Two weeks ago, during U.S. ‘cruise missile tests in Canada’s north, a missile crashed. It ‘was an obvious failure, yet a U.S. military spokesman said the weapon merely “impacted the ground prematurely”. A Canadian-Forces spokesman said that the test only “terminated five minutes earlier than planned.”

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With nuclear issues, in particular, there is a noticeable reluctance to call a spade a spade. Hence, the tacticians refer to the bloody holocaust that is nuclear war as a “nuclear exchange”. It makes it sound as if it’s a matter of giving gifts. Why not just refer to nuclear devastation as “an unfortunate change in atmospheric and ground conditions which could lead to some inconvience in carrying out one’s daily tasks”?’ U.S. President Ronald Reagan proved himself a master of such Orwellian Newspeak when he dubbed the powerfullv destructive MX missile “The Peacemaker”. After all, Reagan reasons, our missiles are for purely peaceful, defensive purposes, while the other guy’s are for aggressive, offen. . - . --

sive purposes. It doesn’t matter that the end result - extinction of the human species as we know it - is the same in anv case. The superpowers carry this deceit to their dealings with their proxies throughout the world. While the U.S. supports tyrannical-regimes in the interests of “freedom and democracy,” the U.S.S.R., in the interests of “international “liberate” neighbouring brotherhood”, employs tanks to countries. Who are they trying to kid? The use of the dastardly euphemism goes beyond the big issues of the day. We can find it in our everyday lives. For example, when your dentist hovers over you with a’ four inch drill and says “this might cause some mild discomfort”, what he really means is “this will feel like your head is in a vice grip.” When you’re looking for an apartment and an ad says ‘.‘close to the bus lines,” you should read “this apartment is in the next county and nowhere near or any -- this university, other, for that matter.” And we all know what it means when someone invites you home to see his or her “collection of 18th century Spanish etchings.” So, whether in international politics, or in daily life, be careful, listen closely, and read between the lines. by Rick Nigol

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“A htimourless,mind of the bleakest prosaism” ? To’ the editor: I would like to respond to Angela Evans’ letter of January 24, in which she refers to my letter of January 17. Firstly, 1 should point out that 1 did not call Carol Fletcher an as Angela Evans suggests. These are “imbecile” or a “fanatic,” indeed strong terms, and 1 was careful not to use them in reference to Carol Fletcher or to anyone else. What 1 did was to use these words in their adjectival form, in explicit reference to Miss Fletcher’s “agitations” and “fulminations.” There is a difference betw$en attacking someone personally and attacking their ideas or arguments. Secondly, I notice that Angela Evans writes in her offical capacity as Women’s Commissioner. My goodness, Angela,. have you nothing more substantive against which to direct your anger than publications like Enginews and letters like mine? If not, then you really are tilting at windmills. Thirdly, I wish to address Angela Evans’ repugnant statement that Carol Fletcher owes nothing to those who didn’t campaign against Enginews. The implication of Angela’s comment is that everyone who wasn’t instrumental in the demise of Enginews somehow shares the blame for it, and should be neither surprised nor

offended when suddenly attacked in print. 1 put it to you, Angela, that Carol Fletcher does owe these people something - namely, a minimum of common courtesy,and respect. It is indeed possible to be a student, even an engineer, without either sharing the blame for Enginews or having publicly denounced it. In attempting to justify Carol Fletcher’s grossly unfair comments in reference to the sexism and racism of Enginews, Angela Evans unfortunately exposes her own’intolerance and bias, as she is guilty of precisely the kind of stereotyping and prejudice she claims to oppose. As a fourth point, 1 should like to refer to Angela Evan’s lighthearted comment that “bland and moderate editorials don’t make it to the editorial page”. The rationale behind this statement is shocking! Should Angela Evans take the time to think through the implications of what she has,said, whe would realize that she is employing precisely the same kind of logic used by publishers like Larry Flynt and Bob Guccione. “A bland and moderate magazine they tell you with a shru.g, ‘*wouldn’t sell”. Angela Evans has clearly stated her conviction that for the purposes of publicity, exposure or circulation, and/ or unfairness is somehow_ legiti. even _ stupidity ^._ .._^ _ _ -_ mate. Particularly frightenmg is the fact that someone who holds such utterly unprincipled views has been chosen as Women’s Com-

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This reworking is being done with words like “spinster.” Spinster is a word, commonly used as a depreciating term, but it can only function this way when apprehended exclusively on a superficial (foreground) level. 1t’s deep meaning, which has receded into the background so far that we have to spin deeply in order to retrieve it, is clear and strong: “a woman whose occupation it is,,to spin.” There is no reason to limit the meaning of thus rich and cosmic verb. (Mary Daly, Gyn/Ecology, p.3)

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Such forms of argument, as well as the opinions expressed in Angela Evans’ letter of January 24, are clearly not those of a fair and unbiased individual. It may be time to seriously reconsider the suitability of Angela Evans for the position of Women’s Commissioner. Finally, 1 believe that my earlier comment that Carol Fletcher possesses a “humourless mind of the bleakest prosaism” applies to Angela Evans also. Thomas Jakobsh

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Language is a very powerful tool. It is a tool which has historically been denied to non-whites, women and the working class. Yet literacy in “minority groups” alone does not change the seat of language’s power, although it is a beginning. When we have a firm grasp of what words mean, we can begin to build a new language to include our own experience.’ The impact of words is closely linked with how secure in our societal status we are, whether we can read or write. Perhaps the most telling example of how the force of certain words is a reflection of the group in power, is the example of name calling. 1 sat in on a workshop organized by the equal opportunity group of the Toronto Board of Education where ‘the participants were asked to assign an insult value from one (least offensive) to ten (most offensive) to commonly flung derogatory names. “N igger” was overwhelmingly rated negatively (9.5 or 10 all around), while the comparable term for a was considered relatively innocuwhite person, “Honkey”, ous (4 at the very most). Although the agenda of the workshop was mainly to define and recognize racial discrimination, one woman expressed similar feelings in relation to name-calling she had , experienced as a woman. A man she worked with called her a “cunt”. She was devestated, and she had no comeback, even if she had wanted to use one. The male equivalent, “cock,” has nowhere near the crushing power that “cunt” has, and can even sometimes be taken as a compliment, affirming the traditional male power associated with that organ. I think it is abundantly clear from this example how social power and security in the status of a dominating group are both maintained and demonstrated through language. How do we get past this? 1 think one of the most important parts of getting beyond the power structure inherent in language is recognition. To a large extent, this “ naming the problem” has been, and is being done, but it needs continuous reinforcement. It involves inequalities in ev/eryday speech, like the habitual naming of all-woman social gatherings “hen parties” (connoting domesticity, cackling, pecking and worrying) and all-male parties “stags” (connoting strength, pride, freedom and virility). The second step, after recognition, is, of course, doing something about it. We can either change the language we use (the actual words and phrases themselves), or we can change what we mean by certain words, letting our audience know our meaning as we are doing it. The first option is not always a viable alternative, unless combined with the second. As 1 searched for alternatives to “hen” and “stag” using animal imagery, 1 came up with what are to me unsatisfactory substitutes. Out of stag/doe, black widow/consort, peacock/peahen, queen bee/drone, and pig/sow, 1 found only the last pair promoted a relatively balanced view of either sex. But somehow, 1 don’t see it: “Hey, honey the wedding’s in two weeks. When are you going to have your pig’?” Alternatively we could go with doe and stag, by using terms like “doe-eyed” for both men and women (1 am sure I have known as many men as women with big, soft, beautiful eyes). Obviously, we need to search more deeply for alternatives to the “hen/ stag dilemma” (in the interests of decorum, 1 will refrain from calling it the.“cunt’/ cock dilemma,” which is too ambiguous anyway). And we need to use words which link negative qualities with feminine qualities in a new way, reaching through to earlier meanings, or developing new ones.

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missioner - a position intended to rectify such injustices, not to rationalize them! Fifth, 1 would point out tto Angela Evans that her deliberate attempts to distort the views of others are equally distasteful. Her implication, through the use of the plural form of “your”, that I share Mr. Haapanen’s view of Enginews as “good laughs” is a blatent misrepresentation of clearly stated opinions. 1 very explicitly referred to Enginews as “cheap, tasteless and stupid.‘* The tactic of guilt by association is common to many types of extremists; it is regrettable, however, that someone holding a position of responsibility within the university would resort to such a reprehensible maneuver.

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When the earthquake struck last Friday 1 was in class. 1 watched my hand tremble as 1 set down a paper. The paper had to do with the “pathetic fallacy,” attributing human emotion to natural forces (such as, the sound of the wind being mournful, or dead leaves falling like lost souls). 1 thought it was my hand, 1 mean, 1 thought it was me trembling, 1 thought, “You’ve got to get a grip on yourself.” It never occurred to me that it might be room 139 moving, the foundations of Hagey Hall trembling, or the earth itself shifting. Not until later, when someone asked me, “Did you feel the earthquake?“, did 1 put that construction on events. Then 1 felt better: it .wasn’t 1; it was the universe, having convulsions. The earthquake measured 5.5 on the Richter scale “significant and rare,” said seismologists. It was the first of that magnitude in this area since 1943, big enough to crack 1 the municipal building in Sharon, .Pa., and send city employees fleeing into the streets. A housewife in Niagara Falls, Ont., had the same reaction as 1did. “At first 1thought 1was imagining the shaking because 1was angry at the time,” she said. “Then 1 thought the world was ending. Then I thought the worst -my furnace was blowing up.” She had her priorities straight. So did the nearly 2000 people who called CBS and NBC last Tuesday, after those networks interrupted regular pro-gramming to cover the shuttlecraft disaster. Within 30 seconds the switchboards were jammed with callers demanding the resumption of their favourite soap-operas. When news becomes entertainment

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and entertainment is news, people prefer the reality of “General Hospital” to the fantasy of seven shuttlenauts selfdestructing. Religion, too, has become ‘entertainment -big business it’s always been -- especially south of the border. Orval Faubus, the infamous exgovernor of Arkansas, has recently built his “Christ of the Ozarks,” an enormous desecration and related tourist trap. And Jim and Tammy Bakker’s “Holy Land” outside Charlotte, N.C., will rank third behind the two Disneyworlds (in California and Florida - where else’?) as a tourist industry - will it eventually be renamed “Jesus Over Six Flags “I? Oral Roberts, not to be outdone, is purported to be building his own “Holy Land” in Tulsa, where all the major miracles of the Old Testament will be - reproduced, not in miniature, but as mega-theatre. And, finally, Elvis Presley has been seriously proposed -don’t ask me by whom, or to whom - as the first official Protestant saint! What’s it all coming to, you might ask? 1s the world, and are we all, heading to hell in a handbasket? Last week the earth quaked and the heavens exploded. When the earthquake struck, 1 thought it was me. That woman in Niagara Falls thought it was her. But it was the earth itself, quaking: Bishop Berkeley in the 18th century denied the existence of an external world. Dr. Johnson, who denied Bishop Berkeley’s subjective idealism, kicked a stone with his boot. “Thus 1 refute,,you!” he said.


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Issues are complex by Marie Sedivy Soviet Union: “It’s a tough place to live -- it’s a tougher place to leave”, oppression, “refuseniks”, religious persecu tier! .. . Meir Rotenberg’s article in last week’s Imprint rang true. Last week’s article made some very valid points regarding the inhuman oppression of dissenters, both political and religious,-within the Communist bloc countries. Yet I cannot help feeling.that Rotenberg’s argument was somewhat onesided. First of all, Rotenberg seems to oversimplify and perhaps even exaggerates the situation. I am not denying the existence of‘ oppression, persecution, and violation of human rights in Communist countries. In fact, coming from a family which fled Communist Czechoslovakia precisel,y because of religious oppression. 1 am probably more familiar with the “evils” of communism than most Canadians are. 1am merely suggesting that Rotenberg presents his case in black and white, good vs evil. us vs them. Rotenberg accuses the Soviet Union of propagating the goodness of their system while depicting other forms of government as representing all that is evil. Yet do we not do the same,here in North America? Is he not doing just that in his article. condemnind the tactics of the communist regime while harping on the goodness of democracy’? Rotenberg goes on to say that anyone indicating disapproval with any part of the Soviet system is (regarded as a traitor, and that this logic “is a dl’iving force-behind the Kremlin and its right arm, the KGB.” In other words, anyone who implies that democracy might have some virtues is an enemy of the state. But when we look more closely at our own continent, we see our perception of communism as evil, we realize that hatred and paranoia of communism is a driving force behind many of the activities of the White House and the CIA. I am not necessarily quating the two forms of government; I am merely urging that the issues are more complex than Rotenberg implies. The second point 1 would like to discuss is religious persecution. Reading the article, I felt that Rotenberg equated religious persecution with lhe persecution of Jews. 1 quote: “Religious persecution is not new to the USSR. The Soviet Union has for many years supported extremely strong antiSemitic policies.” Again, I feel that an element of balance, 01’ persepective, is essential.Z Other religions have been just as oppressed. 1 was born in Czechoslovakia, and throughout my childhopd, 1 was indoctrinated with stories of the persecution of Christianity behind the lron Curtain. My grandfather h,ad a degree in law, but was never permitted to practice his profession because his religious and political convictions did not coincide with those oi the Communist Party. For the same reason, his children were not permitted to continue their education past the ninth grade. My oldest brother was named after a family friend, a priest who was imprisoned on several occassions. I do not recall whether he actually did in prison. but 1 do know that the conditions of his imprison: ment contributed to a premature death. A few years ago, another family friend was imprisoned and developed tuberculosis due to the appalling prison conditions. - Perhaps my family was lucky; we were fortunate enough . to leave Czechoslovakia in the late sixties. My grandfather left, not knowing whether he would ever see his family.agaih. But it was his only hope of ever escaping the Iron Curtain, and it was only by leaving first that he could hope that his family would be permitted to leave as well. These are but a few stories. Everyone who has ever lived behind the Iron Curtain probably has many of their own, whether they are Christian, Jewish, or any other religion. It seems that 1have adequate reason to proclaim the evil of the communist -regime. Its ruthlessness has probably touched me and my family more closely than it has affected most 01 North American society. Still, 1warn of seeing issues in black and white. North America is not perfect. On numerous occassions my grandfather was to repeat what he had been told prior to leaving Czechoslovakia. “YOU will be disappointed in the West,” he had been warned. “Here YOU are a slave of the state. There, you WIII be the slave of your employer.”

Wh’ere are the stats? To the editor: In the Forum section of the January 24 edition, Doug Thompson, in response to Tom Haapanen‘s letter, claimed that, on average, low income individuals pay a higher percentage of their income in taxes. He claims this is due, in part, to such things as sales and fuel taxes and import duiies. 1 would assume that a lower income individual, might pay a larger proportion of their income to provide the basic necessities of life, such as ‘food and shelter. Most (if not all) food purchases unprepared is not subject to sales taxes (federal or provincial), and apartment rent typically contains only a very small amount for property taxes. Conversely, “luxury” goods often carry higher taxes and duties. ,I would be interested in seeing some facts and/ or statistics to support Mr. Thompson’s claims. John M. Sellens

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Who is to cry out for justice for Palestinians? To the editor: I must begin by accepting Mr. Simon’s rebuke in last week’s Imprint, that 1 engaged in “oversimplified and outrageous rhetoric.” 1 wrote my-letter hurriedly and in anger, and thus must bear the responsibility for the misconceptions of my feelings on the subject, and for the tone, which, whether justified or not, creates an atmosphere of hostility and misunderstanding which is present enough in the Middle Eastern conQict and does not need to be added to. I am accused of having a horrificly callous attitude towards acts of terrorism directed against innnocent people. 1 do not. But starting with the massacre at D.ier Yassie in the 1948 war, through Israeli shelling and air attacks on Palestinian refugee camps clustered aiong the Jordan River, in Jordan, in 1968, with over 100 casualties (Sami Hadawi, Palestine in Focus, p. 69) to the “Iron Fist” in Lebanon to name a few examples, there have been Arab women and children who have been murdered in a manner no more justified than that of blowing up a bus - an dct 1 also strongly condemn. Who is to lament over these victims’? Who is to cry out forjustice for them. Many in the West cry that it is horrible to kill an innocent Jew for political reasons, and 1 cry, yes, yes, but is it not just as horrible to kill an innocent Palestinian? And yet, too often this side of the ti-ruggle is forgotten, or ignored. I cannot permit myself such double-think. If I were so callous, 1would not find it hard to forget about these people, if I were so callous, why would I adqpt, at my own risk, such an inexpedient position? Mr. Simon disputes my assertion that Israel is a racist regime by saying thatcountries which accuse lsrael of this are”hardly credible accusers.” I must agree with you a second time, Mr. Simon. Syria. Libya and the USSR are countries which 1 will not for a second hesitate to strongly condemn as utterly evil regimes. And yet, to the assertion that Israel has a democracy as “healthy as any in Europe or North America,” 1 will reply by quoting the beginning sentence

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To the editor: 1 would like to object to Cameron Anderson’s trivialization of the space shuttle tragedy in last week’s editorial. Unfortunately. in his writing, Mr. Anderson seemed more intent on condemning apartheid and expounding on the evils of the world, than analyzing the true meaning of the loss of the shuttle and its, crew. He asked why the deaths are so significant: his first reason being that the event was well covered by the media. The analogy given was that “if a tree falls in the middle of the forest and the media is not there, who cares.” Well, if a tree fell in the forest, and the media was there, I’m fairly sure that no one would care an~yway. The event was well covered because the shuttle gparked the imagination and spirit of many, many people. Mr. Anderson also stated that the most important reason for the tragedy’s great significance was that it marked the death of North

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to an article on page 1I of The Globe and Mail of 20 June, 1984. “Controversy erupted yesterday over the banning from next month’s election of a left-wing party that favours a Palestinian state in the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip.” Page 15 of The Globe and Mail of I6 March, 1985, cites an opinion survey of Israeli Jews between the ages of 15 and 18 that showed-that “fully 60 per cent believed the 700,000 Arabs who have Israeli citizenship and whose community has always remained loyal to Israel should not be entitled to equal rights with the country’s Jewsih citizens.” Is not Rabbi Kahane a racist whom rqany lsraelis detest? Yet does no one vote for him? The Globe and Mail of 30 June 1984 carries an article about lsraeli plans to curb Arab population growth around Jerusalem and increase lsraeli population. The Arabs are referred to by an official as a”cancer”. Of course, Libya is a far worse country. than Israel, but that does not destroy or alleviate the facts 1 have just quoted. As you acknowledge, Mr. Simon, a long and dry refutation is the best, and 1 ha\;e felt it better to address a few points raised by you in some depth than to deal with everything, so brevity, and not inability, deems that 1 must leave some things unsaid. 1 feel compelled, however, to close by explaining that the reason 1 wrote in the first place, and write now, is that 1 have a passionate wish to see justice in the world. But in this imperfect world justice is often only an ideal that.must be brought out sullied into reality, because the world is like that. You cannot choose your enemies, yet if you want peace, you must talk with your enemies. I am certain that the Palestinian leaders do not like the lsraeli leadersany better than they themselves are liked. Yet they have indicated a willingness to engage in talks, Israel has not. Unless I can be given a good reason for this, I can only conclude that it is not in the interests of Israel’s leaders to make ajust peace. You deal with who you have to, not .with whom you would like to. I amsorry if my opinions offend, but 1 feel compelled to speak the truth as 1 see it. Greg Hobson 3rd Year, English and History

American liberation from the confines of Earth (1 personally enjoy the confines of the planet Earth, although Kapuskasing leave something to be desired). The space program represents so much more than liberation. It represents the striving of Man to expand his horizons, challenge new frontiers and seek knowledge. In Man’s spirit is the will to explore the unknown-and eventually learn from this endeavour. The loss of this spirit, that 1 sense in the editorial, is another tragedy, that I fear would mark the end of Man’s outward maturation. Lee Bonnell 4B Physics

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To the editor: I will be graduating this May into a male-dominated, male-oriented profession that has recently made a number of steps to improve the situation for women. I was shocked to find that at our Iron Ring Stag there will be strippers. There is much mystery surrounding this engineering celebration and 1was looking forward to an exciting party to punctuate my graduation into the field. However, 1 will not go to the ceremony or the stag and am embarrassed to be a member of a graduating class that perpetuates this sexist shit! Vivian, E. Neal 4B Systems Design ’

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1am responding to the comment made by Mr. Tom Fulton in the January 3 1st issue of Imprint. He suggested that it was a contradiction ihat Daniel P. signed his name “not ashamed to be gay” when he would not reveal his full name. From your comment, Mr. Fulton, 1conclude that you are heterosexual (forgive me if 1 am mistaken). As a gay man, 1 understand Daniel’s reluctance to reveal his full name, and 1 know that his reasons for doing so have nothing to do with his self-image. There is no contradiction here. For a gay person, Mr. Fulton, the consequences of”coming out” - or openly proclaiming one’s sexuality - are varied and unpredictable. Gay people may choose (and many do) to more or less effectively disguise themselves. This involves, among other things, editing from ‘conversation ani/ of the casual sexual references which heterosexuals may make with impunity, scrupulously avoiding even the most innocent public display of affection, and, in general, relegating their sexual identity to the level of the surreptitious. Those of us who choose not to Adopt this strategy of self-denial run a grave risk, and few of us take it lightly. Those of us who declare ourselves-depending on the extent to which .we do so may be ostracized, verbally and physically assaulted, evlcted from our homes, fired from our jobs. barred altogether from certain

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1 would like to address Mr. Fulton’s letter in last week’s Imprint. My decision not to give my last name at the end of my letter “Not ashamed to be gay” was NOT based on any shame. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that by giving my name 1 would be opening the door to every bigot on campus, not to mention any individual who gets his kicks from harassing homosexuals. You see, Mr. Fulton, unlike you, my rights are not protected under the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, nor am 1 assured of protection from the police. Just look at our history. From 1933 to 1945 250,000 homosexu..al

Hairy men no fun To the editor:

Doesn’t Tom Fulton - who calls for a campus-wide make-up boycott - realize that, for m_en, grooming well and dressing nicely aren’t enough ? In my informal studies, I’ve learned that most women can barely stomach the sight of all that bushy hair men sport ,’ on their legs, chests, armpits and faces. One man’ told me that men grow beards to feel strong and assertive, and to look sophisticated. I can’t agree, because women don’t. We’ve discovered a magic power that makes us f’eel good about ourselves, even while hairless on certain parts of our body. Every man who insists on growing body hair runs the risk of revolting women, or worse, not being taken seriously. 1 suggest that on Friday, February 14th we have a campus-wide Shave Day. Men, on that day, ask yourself why you bother with all that hair when decency is just a-shave away.

New PAC fees are absurd To the editor:

. There is a new policy in the PAC that is absolutely absurd. In addition to the $2 1.75 a term athletic fee, de are also required to pay one dollar for a lock every time we use a locker, or pay $8 for the term. This is a large increase over no charge a year ago. What is this uni\,ersity going to charge us for next; the prikclege to write exams, use of the washrooms, seats in a lecture hall? Over the four years we have been attending this university there has never been a major problem with locker acailabilitl. Surely this administration can deal with the locker problem in other ways, instead of nickel and diming more money out of the students. S. Q’Brien I. Mitchell

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men were murdered by the Nat.‘i regime in Germany. Recently Kenneth Zeller was attacked in a Toronto Park by five “normal” youths. In this university countless engineering students who are gay are constantly paranoid about their classmates’ finding otit and thereby being ostracised. My point in the letter that I wrote was that gay people are human. Unfortunately, we are not treated as human beings by our government nor society as a whole. And maybe you should try and find out what it’s like to grow up gay, because there are children growing up now who are gay. I!‘ you could only comment on one insignificant aspect such as the fact that 1 didn’t print my last name, you missed the whole point. And that’s too bad, because one day a friend of yours is going to tell you that he’s gay and you won’t know what that means.

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Four candidates for Senator Arts Senator by Karen Plosz Ian Mitchell is a third-year economics student. His experience Imprint staff includes being chairperson of the Federation’s Committee on ManThis year’s campaign for student Senate seats has a “higher datory Computer Eee<, and the student representative on the joint ,profile” than the last few years, says Deb Moore, the retiring Arts administration, Federation committee dealing with the underfundstudent senator. ing issue. He is the chairperson of the Federation’s Board of ComThis is due in part to the inclusion of Senate elections with the munications, and past chairperson Federation election. of the Student Rights Committee. \ There gre eight student senator positions: one for each faculty . In dealing with the computer fee Issue, “1 know tne structure YI and two senators-at-large. The duty of student senators is to attend Senate and a lot of’the people involved,” says Mitchell. He sees the UW Senate meetings, where academic policy is decided. The Senate ha5 the power to establish the educational policies of the uniL,ersity. G-rid to make recommendations to the University’s Board of Governors. The eight student senators are part of the 81-member Senate, by Lesa Beret which is comprised of representatives fro?, the Board of Governors, imprint staff faculty from the main university and the affiliated church colleges, The difficult and often violent lives of prostitutes in Vancouver graduate students, alumni and the community. was the focus of a film and lecture at Wilfrid Laurier, Thursday, i-our of the eight student senator positions were up 1or graos. January 30. The title of the film, Hookers on Davie, enticed a few Two positions were acclaimed. The Environmental Studies faculty onlookers interested in “seeing some skin”, but whatever the morepresentative is now Adam Chamberlain, and the Science faculty tives for attending the film, the audience got a frank and reallstlc represeniative is Mark Schaaf. look at the street lives of prostitutes. Holly Dale, one of the filmTile other two seats for Arts faculty representativk and senatormakers. led a discussion about the f’ilm afterwards. at-large are contested. A brief description of the candidates follows. Hookers on Davie examined prostitution in a pimp-free stretch The senators are voted to a two-year term. of Davie Street,.Vancouver, where female, juvenile, male, transkSenators-at-large estite. and transexual prostitutes work the streets. Dale and he1 Diana Janssen is a 2B co-op psychology student. She is a member co-filmmaker, Janis Cole, chose to film the Davie Street prostiof the Psych Society executive, and .was an active society member tutes because the area was pimp-free and prostitutes had organized last term. Janssen was a member of the Fed’s 1985 Orientation an Alliance for the Safety o!‘Prostitutes (ASP) to work for common Committee, and hopes to be on the 1986 executive. She also has goals, political experience, being active on one of the campus’ political 0rganiLations. ,Dale said many of the prostitutes started as juveniles. Most were An issue she considers important is the underfunding/ computer run-aways that were abused, victims of incest, or had severe comfee issue. She advocates “lobbying the provincial government and munlcatlon problems with their parents. Despite this tact, one 01 letting the community know of‘ the problem.” Janssen expressed the main goals of ASP is to stop child prostitution. Child concern for the cuts in faculties, especially the Arts. tutes “draw a lot of‘ heat” because they get involved in drugs and She is also interested in giving the Senator position a higher crime, and are the most frequently battered or killed. “They are profile. She would like to see the senator-at-large position work younger, they are chicken, they are fresh meat, and it takes away more closely with the Federation of Students and monitor student f’rom the business as well,” said Dale. concerns. 7;he Davie Street prostitutes also band ,together to prevent Senator-at-large spreading AIDS with the attitude “if one person gets it, everyone Andrew Johnson is a third year geography and computer science will.” Prostitutes that don’t use condoms to avoid contracting the student. disease are thrown off the streets or beaten up by the other RrostiHis experience includes being the Environmental Studies repretutes. However, junkies and others desperate for money, added sentative on the Campus Centre Board. He was vice-chairperson of’ Dale, are the ones who will discard condoms to make an extra $30. the National Action Committee in 1984 (the Freedom of’ information Committee) that reviewed and struck down Bill C-169. He has Another main goal of the ASP is to decriminalize prostitution. done research work with faculty. Also, he has been a resident of‘ I he prostitutes want to get off the streets, work out of their homes. Renison and St. Paul’s Colleges, and says, “l‘m well acquainted and advertise in the paper. One prostitute’s mother in the film with concerns at the church colleges.” expressed the common sentiment that “being out on the street gives Johnson sees his duty as senator-at-large as “searching for the the male population a license to murder them.” According to Dale, collective f‘aculty concerns”. He’s running on the Forrest-Grove-Erprostitution cannot be stamped out, but she doesn’t anticipate ickson ticket because, “That team offers the best chance to work decriminalisation or prostitution being tolerated. A bylaw in Vanwithin the Federation”. couver, initiated in an attempt to force the prostitutes off’the streets. He sees the computer fee as “our number one issue and, along has simply t‘orced them into a more dangerous area. with that, underfunding. Nothing was done at the Senate level when they passed the computer f’ee,” says Johnson. Not much was done to People approach prostitutes. said Dale, for a number of reasons. warn students that this was going to happen, he said. For some it’s a novelty. Others have sexual problems, handicaps, He would also like to see the Dean of Women position reinstated communication problems, a pregnant wife at home, or want sexual because “It‘s got more political influence, and is a more efficient and favours they can’t, get at home. responsible way of dealing with women’s issues”. Although most prostitutes consider their work a profession like Arts Senator any other, Dale said they generally have no life separate from the L.isa Skinner is a second year history major. She was the co-chairman of this year’s V2 orientation commitee, and has been the Arts regular representative to the Federation of Students Council for the last two years. She wasappointed recently to the Federation Appeal Board, they deal largely with appeals from the people banned tram Fed Hall. Skinner is secretary of the Arts Student Union. She has served on the Undergraduate Affairs group. that works with ail undergraduate officers to approve procedures, policy, courses,,programs and course material. She has also served on the Examinations and Standings Committee, which deals with issues involving course selection and class scheduling. issues that Skinner says are important to the Arts students are the ’ underfunding and incidental fee issue, and raising the profile of Arts and the student senators. “Arts is one oft he largest faculties on campus,” says Skinner. “I’d like to get more Arts students involved.” She hopes’ to keep her links with the ASU and the Federation. Skinner feels this will help her keep in touch with the Arts students f concerns. 1 “I am concerned about the effects of undert‘unding, that is, the incidental fee, and the way that directly affects the arts students.” -

primary issue as Arts senator as “funding the Arts faculty to improve the quality of our education. Arts has the worst student to faculty ration, at 3 1: 1. The unicersity needs roughly $ I - 2 million to bring it (i.e. the Arts faculty)%p to the standards it enjoyed several years ago.” “Quality and resources are shifting away. We have to speak out, go to meetings, get involved in the Senate’s Fourth Decade Report.” Mitchell also wants to see more student input to the student charter of rights.

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Regional -food bank colkicting beans by Fran& Trovato Imprint staff The Bean Blitz is on! The Food Bank of Waterloo Region, assisted by the Social Planning Council of Kitchener, isa coordinating a food, collection campaign aimed at collecting 50,000 cans of beans dufing the month of February. The Food Bank is an incorporated charitable organization whose purpose is to collect food and distribute it to where it is needed. The beans are being collected for distribution to the local shelters, soup kitchens and hospitals. Other groups involved in this campaign are the House of Friendship, YWCA Women’s shelter, St. John’s soup kitchen, Anselma House (a shelter for battered women), the Cambridge Family Crisis shelter and the Alcontrol Homes (a recov-’ ery home for women alcoholics). These groups have been contributing to the campaign by supplying both volunteers anb ideas for the bean blitz. Not only are they main contributers to the bean blitz, they will also be the main benefactors. They are after beans because they are nutrituous and popular and *‘anybody will eat pork and beans,” said Gary Snider, the Food Bank coordinator. The organizers at the Food Bank also felt that by concentrating on one food item, namely beans, they could “raise more

For those of you who also interest” than if they made a general request for food. wish to contribute there are As is usual with this sort of bean barrels distributed in most food collection campaign, there of the major supermarkets, churches, local businesses and are several challenges being schools in which cans will be made between various groups aimed at seeing who can raise ’ collected. The Food Bank. will the most. Among the chalalso accept other types of lengers is the WLU Faculty of canned goods or money donaSocial Work who are challengtions. On February 24 there will be ing the WLU School of Busia “bean blast-off dinner” at St. ness. Also, the mayors of Kitchener and Waterloo are Peter’s Luthern church, located at the corner of Queen St. and challenging each other and their Weber St. in Kitchener. At the respective cities to see which dinner, Mayor Cardillo of Kitcity is really fuil of beans.

Education TORONTO (CUP) -- Provincial education ministers across Canada have requested ‘a meeting with Secretary of State Benoit Bouchard to review a federal report on post-secondary funding they fear is “erroneous, incomplete and misleading.‘* Bouchard will table the report, which deals with funding levels in 1984-85, in the House of Commons in the first week of February. At a Jan. 28 news conference that wrapped up a two-day meeting of the Council of Ministers of Education, Canada (CMEC), the ministers said Ottawa understated provincial expenditure by some $1.8 billion. Asked about the request, Marie-Josee Lapointe. Bou-

chener will be topping the bean pot. There will be plenty of comedy and entertainment with George Michael of CHYM serving as the master of ceremonies. Also, a few raffles of various donated items will be included in the festivities. Keeping in mind the intention of this promotional dinner, to aid the bean blitz, admission will be’two dollars or two cans of beans. And what will the *main entre be? It will consist of beans, of course!

ministers dislike report chard’s press secretary, said “1 would not want to comment before the report is tabled in the House this week.” CMEC chair Jean-Pierre Ouellet said the provinces have seen only part of the report, but that the inaccuracy “leads us to believe that much of the statistical data developed for use in the rep’ort are erroneous, incomplete and misleading.” Ouellet, who is also Minister of Education for New Brusnwick, said the provinces should have been consulted when the report was being prepared. However, the ministers stopped short of accusing Ottawa of trying to use- faculty numbers to support its plan to substantially reduce health and education transfer payments to

the provinces. Instead, they dealt with transfer payments separately and warned that if the federal government goes ahead with the scheme to cut $2 billion per year in payments by 1999 (a total of $6 billion), “the .effects on post-secondary eduction could be severe.” “Provinces have developed a variety of institutions -- univercommunity colleges, sities, technical institutions -- capable of serving the needs of our citizens,” said a communique from the, ministers. “lt seems counter-productive to erode their basic funding support while at I the same time expecting them to address new priorities for the future.”

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by Cindy Long Breakfast. If you’re going to bother at all, you may as well enjoy it. If your house is a cold as ours, Cheerios and milk do not cut it first thing in the morning. (How cold is it? It’s so cold that if the label says “Keep refrigerated” 1 leave it on the counter overnight!) Hot food in the morning feels really good in January or ’ February. Cream of Wheat is fairly inexpensive. 1 make it with a half water, half milk mixture (contrary to the directions on the package). That way, it has a creamy texture without using up all our milk and still tastes fine. It’s the only cereal 1 sweeten, partly becasue 1 can’t resist watching those little lumps of brown sugar dissolve on the hot cereal and partly because it- tastes fantastic. Crumpets and english muffins are great with peanut butter, and a fried egg on the english muffin with cheese or bacon goes down pretty nicely too. Mix scrambled eggs with onion, garlic, cheese, green peppers, mushrooms or basil to make them more interesting. To pancakes, add thinly sliced apple, strawberries (when in season), or cinnamon. Top them with syrup, preserves or flavoured yogourt. If you still want cold cereal, slice bananas on top. They taste great and bananas are probably the cheapest fruit you can buy. As well, there are countless oatmeals on the market from Red River Cereal to flavoured instant types. Go nuts at breakfast. Life’s too short to waste it on Shreddiesand toast. I’ve kept you in suspense long enough. The casserole dish works! In case you have one too, here’s a recipe 1 found last week that was made for us. It’s foolproof. Next time mushrooms are on sale (anything under two dollars per pound is a good price) try it. #This is not quick, but it’s easy and the longest part is waiting for it to cook. So mix it up, toss it in the oven anrl write to your grandmother, who’s starting to get ticked off because you didn’t write yet to thank her for the wooly neon pink slippers she sent you for Christmas. Grean Bean Casserole ,lngredients: - 3/4 of a 1 kg. package of frozen french-style green beans - 1 lb. of fresh mushrooms - 1 can of cream of mushroom soup - 1 - l/2 cup milk - l/4 tsp. basil - 1 cup or so crushed crackers - garlic salt or dried garlic flakes to taste - salt and pepper Steam the beans until cooked and brown the mushrooms in butter. Add the basil to the cooking mush,rooms. Put alternate layers of beans and mushrooms in a two-litre casserole dish. Dilute the soup with the milk and pour over the veggies: Top with cracker crumbs, spices, and cheese. Cook covered for one hour at 350 degrees F.

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Micro-breweries all aim to bring unique, fresh tasting, natural beers to their local markets. Brick’s President Jim Brickman says he’s not looking to battle the major breweries. With an annual output of approximately three million bottles of Brick lager, four million combined ale and lager from Upper Canada, and less for the draft-only Wellington County ale and bitter, the three breweries account for less than.one percent of the province’s total beer produced. However, the small breweries success shows the thirst for natural beers is unsatisfied despite an overall beer market that has remained stagnant in recent years. While Brick and Wellington Country are slightly more expensive than domestic beers, Upper Canada is the premium of the-bunch, priced at almost $30 per-case for the Only-Canadian beer brewed according to the Bavarian Purity Act, a 47O-year old law which allows only four beer ingredients: barley malt, yeast, hops, and water.

Upper Canada’s President Frank Heaps says he’s marketing his beer for drinkers of imported and domestic premium- brands. At about 15c per bottle more than a’domestic premium and fresher than an import, he says’s it’s worth it. The new breweries are betting that Canadians are tired of the plethora of indistinguishable ales and lagers from Labbatt, Molson, and Carling-Okeefe. They are also hoping to gain customer loyalty by appealing to the consumers’ sense of community. Free brewery tours, sponsorship of community events, and a small distribution are intended to help beer drinkers identify their

Photo by Teresa Skrzypczak brew with their city. Brickman and Heaps each think of the other’s territory as an ‘export’ market, to be considered only when the home market is satisfied. For distribution, Brick and Upper Canada each have their own retail outlet at the brewery, although they also rely on the Brewer’s Retail system, jointly owned by the majors. Recent changes in Ontario laws have helped the small breweries, especially Wellington County, by allowing them to sell their suds directly to pubs, bypassing the Brewers’ Warehousing system, also owned by the majors. \ Once a week, Dave Britton, manager of U W’s Grad Club receives between seven to nine casks of Wellington County ale and the company’s Arkell bitter, directly from the brewery. As Wellington County’s largest customer, and the only one in the Kitchener-Waterloo region, he says sales have been explosive. The club spent approximately $4,000 on new equipment to store and serve the draft beers. Because they are ‘live’, or still fermenting, they require special handling. Before serving, the two brews require a few days for sediment to settle and for conditioning to finish, the last step in brewing. According to Nick Waloff, founder of the beer-lobby group CAMRA (Campaign for Real Ale), more micro-breweries are on their way as are brew-pubs, pubs which make and serve their own beers. Since its foundation in 198 1, CAMRA has fought legislation outlawing brew-pubs, independent distribution systems, and independent pricing.

Waloff says micro-breweries are soon to open in Mississauga, Ottawa; and Windsor, while groups are researching the idea in a half-dozen other cities across Ontario. A race is now underway for the provinces first brew-pub with contenders in Welland and Kingston awaiting the final go-ahead from the provincial government in the next few weeks. All this is good news for dedicated beer drinkers. Although the new brews are made with all-natural ingredients, a lot of Ontario’s beer-bellies may be getting bigger in 1986.

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conventional stage as opposed to the thrusi stage in the Theatre of the Arts. The stage design compliments the large choruses, though it is a drawback to the relatively inexperienced actors who did a good job regardless on an essentially difficult stage on which to perform. As it becomes evident .almost from the start, FASS does not limit itself solely to acting on stage. Throughout the show the audience is treated to commentaries,, singing, and cat prowling through the seats as part of the overall effect of the ,show. In the end, after one, more line of Shakespeare and one more song, the FASS team has performed the most extraordinary task of completing the entire production from start to finish in three to four weeks and this task alone deserves a lot of credit. But what really makes the show is the fact that the play is written and produced entirely by FASS participants. At times the play gives the effect of being much more than iust another amateur production and those who have tickets and those who can still get them will not be disappointed. The show is sure to be another hit.

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stage right, .on’a chair while the synthesizers thunked merrily away. Panic’s vocals emotion-laden, often breaking down into Plea% moans and screams - only served to accentuate this contrast. Psyche’s music is often distinctly pelvic and danceable

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Following the success of Automatic Pilot last term, Charles McFarland directs the Drama Dept.‘s production of Caryl Churchill’s Top Girls next week. At once a hilarious and touching play, the occasion of a dinner party honouring Marlene, the new manager of London’s Top Girls Employ men t Agency, brings together a number of historically notorious women who are attempting to escape the snares of society and family to assert themselves. Top Girls is being performed at Hagey Hall, Rm 180 from Tues., Feb 11 to Sat., Feb. 15 at 8:00 pm. Tickets are available at HH 148 for $1.99. Seating is very limited and the Drama Dept. warns that certain scenes and language may be offensive. Continuing in a theatrical vein, the Broadway hit musical Godspell is coming to the Humanities Theatre on Feb. 14 and 15 at 8:00 pm. This Humber College production of the musical is directed by Joel Greenburg who won the Dora Mavor Moore award for. his direction of Ain’t Misbehavin’. Tickets are $6.00 for adults and $4.00 for students and seniors at the Humanites Box Office. It’s a slow week for concerts but John Tank’s performance at the Kent tonight.should be worth your trouble. A much-respected jazz saxophonist, he has played with Charlie Mingus, among others, and brings with him renowned drummer, Claude Ranger .

‘Harp player Jerry Portnoy wails out the blues during the Legendary Blues Band show at the Canadian Legion last Friday. Later it was a battle of the harps when Muddy Waters’ former harp player Carrie Bell took the stage. Stay tuned for more news on upcoming blues. Photo by Tim Perlich


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Deve Howard and Nick Smash weigh the pros and cans of life in a blender. O~~OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~*O0OO0OO*OOO~O~O~OOOO~~O*OOOOOOOOOO laughs in the face of the video-Pepsi-new-genDave Howard Singers eration people with a sarcastic homage to the Whois he ultimate ’80s dude. The oppressive Killing UZEB Import Joke bass and the use of the keyboards to Between the Lines make more of a funky noise than-any actual Parole St. Music melody make The Road Warrior an unlikely by Chris Wodskou candidate for the next McDonald’s video. imprint staff by Peter Lawson Ii’s been almost a year and a half since Dave Howard then changes pace completely Imprint staff ’ Howard left the stagnation of the Toronto with Put Me In Your Blender, a song so Burt Queen St. club circuit and the unfriendly Bacharachesque that you almost expect to Emerging from the twilight of 1985, UZEB’s world of record company execs’ slamming hear Jack Jones break into a chorus of IZVeed latest release, Between the Lines, should be doors for the sunny climes of the U.K. and Your Love. Howard skewers a whole cataan addition to any of the best of ‘85 lists. music press hype. The result for the Torontologue of stock cliches, throwing them in anyOverall, the music balances the driving forces native and champion of The Nerve! has been where: “Love is not so ABC/ Love is not the of “Fusion” (sorry for that cliche) and sooexposure on British t’elevision, a tour with the Do-Re-Me/ Love is nG,t return to sender/ thing melodies. Even during the harder drivmuch-acclaimed Shock-Headed Peters, and Love is stuff me in your blender.” ing moments UZEB never stoops to the release of an E.P. that has the Brits asking convolution and they display a high sense of When WiU It End is similarly closer to the themselves, “This guy’s a Canadian? He musical organization and versatility of Tony Bennett end of the spectrum than Kildoesn’t sound like Brian Adams”. thought. ling Joke, with cocktail lounge piano and syDave Howard plays a frightful organ and is All of the spicy, cooking numbers deserve rupy string sections as he makes a serious bid actually the only singer in The Singers with to be played loud, not the ear-piercing loud of to appear at the Imperial Room. And just in HEAVY former Rent Boy, Nick Smash, pretentious METAL (say slowly), but loud case you’ve been getting a wee complacent Nerve! hack extraordinaire, filling in the enough to allow your neighbours to enjoy the with all these mellow goings on, he throws the thumps on percussion. On Whoishe he experience. chaotic shouts and organ squeals of Beat Box shows himself to be a man of many moods. The cooking begins with Number 5, a searBaby in your face. but all the songs are rooted in his nonchalant ing rock sizzler with a broad guitar melody. Schizophrenic, yes, but the shades of brilcynicism and social satire. Upon hearing such a guitar slice, the influence liance coming through on Whoishe make The Road Warrior, which he says will also of the Beck-Hammer collaboration on Michel this E.P. worth a few bucks of your OSAP. appear on an upcoming album this summer, Cusson, principal song writer, are audible. ,~~~~~~.*‘.‘-~““~ooaooooo+oooo~......@.~~~~~~ With a squeeze of funk, Gimme A Break, leaves no question as to where the finger is keeps the forceful drive alive. The melodic Fine Young Cannibals pointing. motifs are-fresh and the bridges between Fine Young Cannibals Hopefully, future recordings will show these musical packages are smoothly conIRS / MCA mbre musical diversity as the incessant plink, ceived and executed. ~......~~~~.~oeoooo~*ooo~*ooooooooooaoaoooooooooo~ plink, plink that shows up in each song soon wears out its welcome. An impressive first release but not as “Oh, wow, far out” as their Simply Red by Tim Perlich Hollywood-based management organization Pitt ure Book Imprint staff might think. WFA Former Beat’s Andy Cox and David Steele, along with ex-Akrylykz vocalist Roland Gift bg Paul Done have pinched the title of Robert Wagner’s After being hyped long and hard as the greatest feature film and are currently touring latest big thing in soul/pop, Manchester’s in support of their debut L.P. Based on their ‘Simply Red have released a debut album of astronomical booking fee, it’ seems that there such overpowering banalit y that one wonders are at least three individuals- who think very how the hacks could ever have been fooled so highly of the Fine Young Cannibals. thoroughly. Picture Book is a lacklustre Johnny Come Home was out for two collection of nine bad songs and one semiweeks before it had ‘three remixes. Sung in sweet ballad. Furthermore, Simply Red’s Gift’s distinctive nasal bleat, the song was cdver version of the Talking Heads’ Heaven constructed with dance clubs in mind and, in has achieved what was considered that regard, has been an overwhelming sucimpossible: an even greater level of travesty cess but reaches no further. than Love and Rockets’ slaughtering of Ball Of Don’t Ask Me To Choose is built on a Confusion. - similar uptempo bounce with the added high One does not become ‘soulful’ by sitting . treble guitar strum, tamborine and mid-bridge around talking about the greatness of James break reminiscent of the Supremes’ Keep Me Brown and Aretha Franklin. It seems that Hanging On. Mick (Red) Hucknall, lead singer, has fallen Cannibal Roland Gift prepares to eat his Sprouting like a newly-discovered Bachainto this all too obvious trap and thus his microphone. . rach-David song, Funny How Love Is is desvocals, which could be the band’s strong tined to result in enormous transatlantic point, are instead a drawback. .He has phone bills and full scale record company war managed to assume the classic soul ~~*....*~..~~~~OO~O~OOO~OOOO~OOOOOO~OOOO*O~*OOOOOOOOO.O.OOO@~~~** if Dionne Warwick,-Englebert Humperdink, and Roberta Flack all vie for the rights to that’s not ail. Of the fifty-three cuts included, Bob Dylan cover it. eight are previously unreleased versions of / Biograph . There is little doubt that the Cannibals outalready recorded songs, and nine are tunes CBS/ Columbia do Suspicious Minds, yet it pales in comparinever before put out on a commercial album. son to Dee Dee Warwick’s (Dionne’s sister) The album spans nearly twenty years of version. Even with a sweaty, purple-faced Dylan’s career with tracks from his first album backing vocal effort from Jimmy Somerville, in 1962, to unreleased tunes from 1981. by Kevin Wood its closest kin is the Gary Glitter/BEF romp. Listening to the album one can really hear The album’s highlight on concept alone Imprint staff the progression of Dylan’s voice from the would have to be Blue. A condemnation of the It’s finally happened - the ultimate Bob plaintive nasal drone of his early years to the Thatcher cdnservative government is thinly Dylan album. An album that is a representaevocative whiskey rasp that dominates his disguised (not really) by a love-gone-bad tion of everything he has ever put on vinyl. later work. wrapper. The refrain: That album is, of course, the five record set Good God almighty This opus also features some truly great Biograph. There’s no denying guitar work by Robbie Robertson from the Life would be better This is not a greatest hits package. Oh sure, days when The Band backed up Bob Dylan, If I never had to live with you it has a lot of Dylan’s big songs such as Like a as well as.some searing solos by Mike BloomBlue, Blue, Rolling Stone, Blowin in the Wind, Lay Lady field from the Blonde on Blonde and Highway It’s a colour so cruel Lay and Knocking on Heauen’s Door but 61 days.

to make them, you needed songs to record. This soon led to their second discovery: original songs are difficult to write and expensive to have recorded. by competent musicians. With this.in mid, they sought to exploit each tiny song idea to its full potential and beyond. If a song was recorded, released and sold well, could it somehow .be changed slightly so as to give the buying public “the same thing, only different ?“. To do it, they would have to resolve a paradox of the buying public: even though they are afraid of the unknown and averse to change, they always require something new. Discovery three: the repackaged remix. By taking already recorded material that had been proven successful, they could easily (and cheaply) alter it minutely with post-production technology, put it in a different jacket and re-sell the “new” songs to record buyers everywhere. The third discovery has already proven to be enormously profitable in Frankie’s case with uncountable remixes of Two Tribes and Relax. Propaganda’s remix L.P. is the next stop, which as you might guess, contains nothing of mustcal interest. Unfortunately, interest has not yet been added to ZTT’s world Mile “0” contains Carribean-swinging, funky bassline and a soul searching sound created by voices added for both melodic and textural support. The Side 1 wind-down,Spacy Country, is a, pleasure to hear with the singing bassline accompanied by unison voice. Side two jumps back with the bounce of 60, Rue Des Lombards. The rhythm section keeps a constant push while the guitars and keyboards add the melody and embellishments. The same format continues on Acapella, but the sparse backings for the sdlosists is an effective contrast to the surrounding songs. A feeling of chaos surrounds Le Baiser Sole, which is more complex than Acapella, with its rocking bassline and a jiving groove. The soothing number, Nice, concludes the album with a relaxed, positive statement. Assum&g the-title refers to the French city and not that meaningless English word, the mood of the piece conjures up the image of riding through France in a sports car with the warm wind in your hair. This latest offering from this Montreal group (yes, they,are Candian) is a dynamite slice of vinyl which has plen’ty of rich push with jazz toppings and musical insight. The members, Michel Cusson (guitar), Jean St. Jacques (keyboards), Alain Caron (basses), and Paul Brochu (drums) have become a contemporary jazz-rock unit whose music far exceeds their fame, especially in this country. Is the time right? inflections without any of the pure emotion which lies behind the whoops, moans and screams. This problem is most acute on Heauen where the naive simplicity which made the original so stunning has been stripped away and replaced by a superficial veneer of emotion under which lies an utterly failed attempt to tamper with a truly definitive original. Money’s Too Tight, the first single from the album is the other classic which Simply Red attack with their ham fists. Once again, Simply Red has stripped a song of the emotion which made it great; in this case the raw rage of the Valentine Brothers, who made the original Money’s Too Tight a ghetto anthem. Ironically enough, . the only song on the album which merits repeated listenings (rather s than. those which are the record reviewer’s duty) is not exceptionally soulful. Holding Back The Years more closely resembles the smooth soundscapes of Ajaperiod Steely Dan. Even here, Mick Hucknall manages to diffuse the albums’ most musically sublime moment with his usual bad timing. oeeeeo~ee~oo~ Standout cuts include a soulful live version of It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue and a smoking hot version of Isis recorded live during the Rolling Thunder Revue tour of the mid-seventies. This album contains some of the best live work Dylan has ever pr0duce.d and is so hot it is guaranteed to melt the stylus on your turntable. Another good reason to rush out and buy this album is the thirty-six page book that comes with it. The book contains a biography by Cameron Crowe, a bunch of quotations from the master poet himself, and a whole I mess of great pictures. My only real complaint about the album is that it is so long I can’t sit down and listen to it without spending a whole day in front of the stereo.

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deliberation of whether or not to exact revenge on Clytemnestra and his decision to kill her. Such a story involves many tough metaphysical and soulsearching questions which should leave the audience ruminating It’s elementary. about fate and man’s purpose and duty in life as in Oedipus Rex, but the performances, with the exception of Clytemnestra who _ If ‘pl’re preparing to enter the convincingly manifested the vulnerability and seething guilt bushes weld with a college inherent with. the legacy of her crime, simply lacked the sinceritydegree, the slmpie fact is pu’re and conviction necessary to give the meaning of the play its full ura largecrowd. denth. If you carefully select your In the attempt to show rage and blind vengefulness, Elektra was coufses,)crDucandoalotto play.ed with too much woodenness, her movements too selfconsciously studied to make her suffering seem real. Her extended build yaw credentials toward a session of hair-pulling and wailing after finding out about Orestes’ rpecific career. But if )~1 really supposed death was wholly self-indulgent and painfully hard to want to stand out in todajs keep a straight face through; it was hard to feel sympathy for her fast-paced business market, because her anguish didn’t seem genuine. Likewise, her intense pu’il need an ec&e relatibnship with her brother, the focal part of the second half, seemed vague and transparent, but the annoyingly glib portrayal of hsidef enrolling in a fli* Orestes as a serene, head in - the - clouds - let’s - ponder - the !miningcourse meaning - of life - shall - we bard did not help the situation. lnlessthanasemester,ywcan The overall result was that Sophocles’ grandeur and passionate questions about human fallibility and aimlessness became 9wn a plot’s license and contrivialized in the clumsy denoument. The problem of the moral ductpr@bseafchinaloftier rightness of (Orestes action is merely glossed over, and left little realm. With travel in today’s impact. The audience should have left asking, pondering human bushes wwld a mdtter of dignity and duty, not, “I wonder if I was supposed to laugh?”

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(I kid you not), as the Noble Sons of the Desert juggle knives, torches, Danny DeVito and anything else they get their hands on. They also -occasionally do something to advance the plot. The F-16 is, of course, an F-16. Nobody gets hurt, although everybody keeps trying to kill everybody else, right up until they do in this movie’s villain in the prescribed truly gruesome manner, and Truth and Justice prevail. Finis. All perfectly acceptable, if not spectacular or memorable, and certainly entertaining enough. Looming in the background, though, is Romancing the Stone, and this one just doesn’t measure up to it. Where the first movie had romance between two people who neither liked nor trusted each other initially, this movie has snappy patter but no basic things change in the relationship. Where the first movie was a tightly written little character sketch of Columbia, this one has to keep reminding itself that it is in fact set in Africa, and not-points farther east. Where the first movie occasionally went for cheap gags at the, expense of the plot, this one has made it a way of life. All in all, and especially given the hype that preceded this, it leaves a bit of a bad taste in the mouth. It’s too bad, really, because this is an entertaining little flick seen by its own lights. Oh, well. Maybe in the next one... Jewel of the Nile is playing at the Lyric theatre in Kitchener.

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The starkly intriquing and foreboding set at the outset, consistin only of Elektra lying in a crumpled heap on paint-soiled sheets strewn about the center of the Siegfied Hall floor, augured well for an interesting, gripping rendering of the continuing saga of the Agamemnon clan. Unfortunately4 this opening was the emotional high point of the performance, the effectiveness of Sophocles’ dramatic intensity being smothered in the shallowness of the portrayals of Elektra and her brother, Orestes. Elektra revolves around the revenge plot of Elektra making plans with Orestes to kill Clytemnestra who killed their father, Agamemnom, stabbing him in his bathtub fifteen years ago. Elektra helped Orestes to escape the wrath of Clytemenstra’s coconspirator and lover, Agistus, and she hasn’t seen him since. A mysterious young man who calls himself Philidor next appears and, not knowing her identity, tells Elektra. that Orestes is dead, whereupon she lunges herself into a fit of grief. Eventually, he learns that she is Elektra and reveals himself as Orestes, as Sophocles uses his much-loved plot technique of mistaken identities. The climax and conclusion are concerned with Orestes’

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by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff “You live dreams, you dream life,” says Clytemnestra to her daughter, Elektra, commenting on the typical Sophoclean theme of the nebulosity of life. For the people attending the touring company production of Sophocles’ classic, Elektra, at St. Jerome’s Friday night, the dream was a bad one.

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Imprint staff It isn’t easy to review a movie when you can’t decide whether or not you liked it. This is therefore going to be a little schizoid: jewel of the Nile on its own merits and Jewel of the Nile as a sequel to Romancing the Stone are two entirely different things. Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas are back, bummim around the Mediterranean. While he enjoys himself, she is running into serious writer’s block and getting frustrated. This not being much of a plot, events proceed rapidly to change things. In short order they find themselves once again, through no fault of their own, attempting to thwart the foul schemes of an evil dictator, this time in North Africa. It’s impossible to avoid cliches in talking about this flick; I shan’t even try. Present to confuse the issue this time around are Danny DeVito, along with the aforementioned evil dictator, a Sufi moslem holy man who occasionally seems to think he is Mary Poppins, Hordes of Ninja guardsman, a tribe of Noble Sons of the Desert-who juggle, a British special-effects wizard, Nubians, camels, tanks, a donkey, and an F-16. Do you get the impression this is a busy film? Right the first time. This is what you call an action flick, and, as such, it isn’t too badly done. The pace is fast and furious, most (but not all) of the -special effects work, there are plenty of sight gags and snappy patter, and a lot of juggling. Spiros Focas does an adequate job as the evil dictator, when he isn’t busy not being John Cleese. Avner-Eisenberg is an acceptable holy man when he isn’t trying to fly off walls with his umbrella. The Ninja guardsman are properly menacing, and the flying Karamozovs

by Glenna Watts Although they were in “search of the sun,” they seemed to have found the dark side of the moon. The multi-media presentation sponsored by the Waterloo Christian Felloship and the Federation of Students last Thursday confronted a ,student audience with a depressing look at humanity’s values and our motivations in **I lue.

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-Warriors undefeated in Feb. by Steve Hayman Imprint staff Two consecutive wins last week are perhaps a sign t.hat UW’s basketball Warriors are coming out 01’ their two-month-long slump. An 85-72 home victory over the-previously-division-leading Brock Badgers, coupled with a 93-71 road victory over the continuously-division-trailing Guelph Gryphons brought’thc Warri r record to 4-3 on the season. Still not great, but getting there. P Brock, perhaps in an unaccustomed role as the biggest team in the-division, led 41-39 at the hall’, but Warrior coach Don McCrae attributed the win to “lOextremely key points in the stretch by Jerry Noll‘i to break the game open. We won the game with his play”. The Badgers took an early 24-16 lead, with their l‘irst eight points coming from Rob Macrae - ho relation (in l‘act not even close). Waterloo then switched to a man-to-man defensctto compensate for “our poor start. ? he /one dclcnsc was my decision, and we just started listless,” McCrac-with-two-C’s recalled. Balanced scoring all around, including 24 lrom game lcadcr f’etct Savich, I7 l‘rom Rob f-roese and I6 l‘rom f’aul Boyce helped to finish the Badgers. Arc these guys hogging all the scoring? “Hog isn’t the correct word. We tend to make sure the ball passes through our lead players.” the cOach explained. “Our I7-l‘or-27 from the l’ree-throw line are still not championship numbers. But-we made them going down the stretch.” The game featured the sixth dil‘l’ercnt Warrior mascot 01 the season. I his nonscnsc should end soon, howcvcr, as McCrac has located a permanent guy who has actual experience being a team mascot. Warrior 7 was scheduled to bc unvcilcd at Wcdncsdaj‘s game vs. Windsor. f,ast Saturdaq,‘s game leatured the steadily impro\ ing Warriors against a Guclph team with big personnel problems. Guelph l’orward Sieg Will was out with a stress l‘racture, while key 6’7” forward ‘1 on> Stewart had just quit the team. “I don’t understand the mentality of an individual quitting with three weeks Iclt in the season. But nobody was surprised,” Gryphon coach l)a\c Arscnault commented. Waterloo’s first- I3 points were scored by six dil‘lerent players, and the team led by 12 at thc,hal!. and was ncccr rcall~ in trouble. -1’hc retiree - lou probably know the gun, he’s one 01 the two that you see all the time - and not the guy with the big nose-tore his call in the lirst hall‘and was patched up by U W therapist Brian f-arrance. But you don’t get that expert treatment l‘or nothing. “I told h’im I’d cut the usual l‘ootball bribe l‘rom $50 to $40,” E‘arrance said.

The second hall‘ was notable for the appearance of Guelph’s David DeForge, a 7‘2” rookie with, as they say, “lots of pdtential”, but you’kntiw what that really means . ..At least he’ll keep the fans interested as Guelph struggles through what will probably be- a winless season. “I sleep well at night. f do whatever f can,” Arse,nault eommented. But they have a really slick program, with colour .pictures and ccerything. Froesc led U W with 29~points. 1 he expected battle between the OUAA’s two top scorers wasn’t really close. Guelph’s Je!‘!‘ Root finished with 2X to Sacich’s 16. Sum up the game in one word, please. Steve Burr),: “Decent”. Randy Norris: “Boring”. e What’s Ahead 7.he team travels to Laurier on Saturday night, and then has a week o!‘! belore hosting McMaster next Saturday night. That game has been designated “Peter Savich Night”. to honor U W’s all-time leading scorer in his last regular-season home game. “We doubt if we’ll be giving f’cter a convertible,” McCrae speculated. Playoffs and Rankings Everybody in the division, in spite of‘last week’s headline, makes the playol‘f‘s. -I earns two through seven play each other; the winners join the first place team (probably Western, unless they stumble) in the division tou,rnamcnt. to be held at the t‘irst-place school. 7 he winner plays the East Division wi’nner - probably York - l‘or the meaningless Ontario title. Ncxt.UW has four regional tournaments, to which a total 01‘ 16 schools arc iniitcd. Waterloo. b\, cirtuc 01 hosting one o! these. qualilics automatlcall_\f. All dicisjon winners quali!~, and the remaining schools arc sclcctcd on the basis 01 national rankings. Who plays at which regional is determined in such a way as to keep them al! reasonably balanced. I he four regional winners travel to the f-inal f-our tournament in Halifax. Ranklngs arc compiled during a conlcrencc call ekeq Monda) bq a committee 01 !ic,c or six guq’s who hacc no vested interest-in any particular school, including Bob Gage o! the London Free Press. and f’ctcr Barnslcy of the OUAA ol’l‘ice at Guelph. Basketball Wednesday Night, Warriors 99, Windsor Waterloo buried the Lancers in the second outscoring the L’isitors 20-3 during one sc\cn-minute Rob Erocse led a solid team cl’lort with 25 points. “I account !or it.” Lancer coach f’aul 1 homas said. “We -expected to win.”

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Cross Caintry by Donald Duench imprint staff The week (Jan. 27 - Feb. 2) Canada West: Calgary got rc-vengc on UBC by dcl’eating the I.-Birds 106-75 on Friday. Also that evening, Victoria beat Lcthbridge 70-63. Saturday’s scores were not available. Great Plains: Art Koop’s l‘icld goal as time expired put Friday’s Winnipeg-Brandon game into overtime, tied at 79. The Wesmen eventually came out on top, 90-89. In Regina, the Cougars upset Manitoba 90-8 I. Saturday’s scores were not available. OUAA East: While Laurentian (9-l) had a week oi’l’l‘rom league play, York improved its record to 8-O with wins over l’oronto (68-58). Ottawa (8 l-84) and Carleton (85-65). U 01’ I’ came back l’rom th?ir loss to York to del’eat RMC(9X-45)and Qucen’s(6G59). Bet’ore their loss to York, Carleton defeated Ottawa (80-6t()and Ryerson (84-74). The Ravens are now 5-4 and looking towards a p!ayo!‘f berth. In the category of “it’s about time”. Ryerson beat Ottawa 66-62. ‘l’he random-access memories (RAMS) are now a disappointing 2-6 al‘ter going 7-7 last year. Quebec: M&ill (6-3) had a great weekend. defeating UQTP (73-7 I) and Bishop’s (68-39). Meanwhile, Concordia went to 8-O by

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dclkating Bishop’s 84-5X. Atlantic: In -f’uesday night ac-tion,-Acadia topped St. Mary‘s 73-69, Dalhousie swept their sea-son series with St. F. X. with a 78-70 triumph, and Mt. Allison det’eated UNB 65-62. Weekend results were not acaila-blc. CIAU Rankings (as of f+bruary 3) I. Victoria (I) 2. Concordia (2) 3. Winnipeg (3) 4. .Dalhousie (5) 6. Lethbridge (6) 7. Yol;k (7) 8. Uf’El (9) 9. Calgary ( IO) IO. Western (NR)

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rinna Leug was a dominant force. driving from her post position for 23 points. Kim Rau added I6 more in front ol’a tenacious Athena defense which dictated the pact 01’ the game. Waterloo had a much easier time of it in Guelph on Saturday. The Guelph ol‘fensc revolves around an excellent guard, Beth f’ulsil’er. In the l‘irst part of the game the Athenas allowed her to bring the ball up. and. as a result, Waterloo led only by l’our at half, 25-21. Determined to wear tier down in the second hall’. Coach Kemp went to a /one press defense. Waterloo’s Adele Daly was primarily responsible l‘or harassing f’ulsil‘er and did a thorough job. Applying t hi’s; pressure. the Athenas pulled out and won going away, 55-45. Corinna Lueg and Kim Rau again led all scorers with I8 and I6 respectively. Waterloo plays at Laurier tomorrow night at 6:00 p.m. lt‘thc young guards continue to respond la\ ourabl\ to the pressure, and the team continues to pIa>, et‘t’ecticely as a unit. the prospects t‘or a l‘irst place finish in the OWfAA U’est arc excelItIlt.

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V-ballers win two Ian Gowans Last Friday night, the Brock Badgers invaded the f’AC to attempt a major upset o!‘the Warrior Volleyball team. Those in attendance were justil‘iabl> worried that an upset was possible. The match went the f‘ull five games, with Waterloo winning 154, 10-15, 15-9, 12-15, and 15-4. Last week, the Warriors were playirig against some 01‘ the best teams in the country’. This might account l‘or the Warriors lack-lustre play. The sport 01‘ volleyball is one concentration and momentum. f’laying Brock, one 01‘ the weaker teams in the division, did not spark much enthusiasm l‘rom the Warriors. The result was an apparent see-saw battle, even though the Warriors seemed to be able to score at will. The win pushed Waterloo’s record to 9-O with one remaining league game to play against Laurier. Playol’f’ action will start here on Feb. IS. when the Warriors will meet the tburth place team in the Western semi-final. Having a one-day rest, the Warrior team travelled to Toronto to participate in a minitournament with York,T>ronto OS

and Western. Waterloo was matched against l‘oronto, while Ydrk took on Western in the first round. Beating Toronto. especially on their home court, has been a problem f’or the Warriors over the years, but on this day, everything seemed to come together. Good del‘ense and a well run ot‘l’ense added up to a 3 game sweep, 15-I I, 15-9, 15-10. Jim McKinnon continued to pIa> well down the middle, and powerhitters Dave Ambrose and Wally Hayes were rarelq stopped. In the other match. York did away with Western in 3 times, as well as setting up a York-Wa’ terloo final. The Warriors, although seeming to be in control of the entire match, were fbrced to 5 games by the Yeomen. Losing 5 game matches is not something the Warriors do very of‘ten, and Sunday was not an exception. Game 5 ended 15-7 in favour of the Warriors. 1‘0 win the tournament was important to Waterloo, as a loss would have jeopardized their l’if’th place ranking in the country. The Warriors now enter the playoff’s riding a wave of good performances in the previous weeks.

- Swimming Results The Waterloo varriors and Athenas swim team had a very exciting meet last Friday night at the University 01‘ Guelph athletic complex. The scores were very close with both teams leading at various times throughout the meet. The final outcome had to be decided by the last relay event. Unfortunately, Waterloo was narrowly defeated, but it was an excellent meet and warm up for the Ontario Chamvpionships coming up this month. Heather Boston and Rob German both contributed a great deal to the l‘inal standings by both picking up f‘irst ,place finishes in the diving part of the competition. Some of‘ the other swimmers who helped out when points were needed include Judl, Scott and Date Cash in the 200 !‘ly event. Alison DOMnie in the two relay events and Allison Loucas in the ‘drop dead’ 200 tree.

The Athenas’ Ontario Championship meet -is scheduled for February I5 & 16, just down the street at Wilfrid Laurier.

Alpine skiing* UW’s‘ Alpine ski team had another top finish at Georgian f’eaks last Fridalp. with And\, Stone placing first in the slalom. Stone’s combined time was I .O I seconds better than the second place skier from Western. He brought the men’s team to a 6th place finish overall. The women also put their “two runs together” and placed third behind Western and Queen’s, respecticel),. -1op l‘inishes were recorded b> Andrea Baker. u ho was 7th, and Sand> Gillies. who spas 10th. This Thursday and Frida! the OUAA OW IAA t‘inals are at Blue Mountain and Georgian‘ Pcahs. rcspectii cl\.


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Middie-distance. For the past few indoor track seasons, U W track stars U lrike Zugelder and Andy Krucker have been looking for wins. This past weekend, in the University of Michigan Wolverine Classic, Ulrike won a silver in the women’s’ 1500 metre race with a time of 4:44.5. and Krucker won a silver in the men’s 5000 metre race with a time of 14:40.3. The Athena’s performance was made more impressive in this event by heady runs by Janice Patterson and Kilmej, Patterson’s 4:48.1 Siemrer. fourth place performance was remarkable for her first race of the year, considering that she has had to overcome sickness, injury and a number of other “bizarre” events. Biemler’s 5: 14 finish shows steady improcement. The Michigan Classic was

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also notable f‘or the medal won by Kelly Boulding in the 1000 yards - although her hopes of a personal best were not realized. Completing the distance events, Kelly (ialbraith knocked 10 seconds from her previous 3 km record to finish fourteenth in IO:5 I .4. Finally, it has become a habit of rookie Jtilie Madden tocomplete her tough sprint double. In Michigan she bolted to 1:02.1 and 1:23.8 in the 440 yards and 500 metres, respectively. A few kilometers away - at Eastern Michigan University Krucker’s second place highlighted U W’s action. Out of the medals, but only a few strides behind Krucker, was teammate Rob Hardy - whose I I ‘second ’ personal best (14:43.7), for a fourth place showing -gave U W center-stage in this event. The quick times earned them births

in the CIAU championships to be held in Edmonton in midMarch. UW’s westward contingent has now grown to five. On the sprint straight away, the Warriors were matched against some of the better American talent of’ the northeast. Bill Barnes went 8.56 seconds for the 55 metre hurdles, while Andy Garrison exploded for a swift 7.0 in the 55 metre dash. In the 400 metres, Scott Gallighan ran an impressive time of 5 1.8 while Greg Martyn (who is still trying to find his legs) managed a 54.6 effort. These same four fellows also combined their baton passing skills to record a I :39.8 finish in the 4 x 200 metre relay. In the middle distances; the Warrior men (Stccc Scott 2:01.4, Shamir Jamal 2:02.6, and Brian Mclsaac 2:03.7) posted credible times. but ail ihree are looking for that illu-

sive sub-two minute performance. Along with Galiighan, who competed in three events, these men came back in the evening program to turn an average of slightly over 2:03 in the 4 x 800 metre relay (8: 15 final time). In the one km race, Tim Collins continued to show progress with a 2:55.3 finish, while Dave l‘odd got jostled to a 2:42.4 showing. Kevin Shoom displayed steady improvement with his 9: 16 finish over 3000 metres. Elsewhere on the track circuit, Psych grad Chris Lane placed a solid fifth at the I oronto Star Ifidoor Games in the Canadian Open 1500 metres with his first sub-four minute cff’ort of the year (53:59.8). It will put him in good stL!ad for the second half of the undercover hcason.

All women interested in playing competitive volleyball with Campus Recreation please be aware that the final entry date is Friday, February 7 at 1:OOpm. in’ Room 2039 PAC. Also, captains are responsible for showing up to the captain’s meeting on Monday Feb. 10 at 4:30 pm. in CC 135. 7

women’s basketball A second week has passed in women’s competitive basketball and there’s a four-way battle for first place. According to the team’s net differences, Kinners et al lead by captain Jody Miller have taken over first place by a narrow lead. The Partying Pink Flamingos, Generic and Notre Dame follow respectively with only a net difference of four points separating the top teams. The top scorer of the week is May “Hurricane” Melo with 23 points.

Outers Club uPdate The next general meeting of the club will d on Tuesday. February 1 I at4:30 pm. in CC 113. The postponed cross-country s’ki clinic for intermediate skiers will be the following Saturday, February 15. Call Benny Wong at 884-6237 for more details on time and location. Regular cross-country ski trips continue every Sunday, weather permitting. Meet at the Campus Centre at 10 am. The next social is fast approaching; it will be held on Saturday, February 22 -- brinrr along your slides and ideas for future trips.. Contact Jbe W igglesy worth at 885-5454 for more information.

Athena squash team 3rd The Athena squash team placed third out of eight teams participating in part II of the OWIAA competition. Western dominated, finishing first and U of T came second. Brenda Hoffman played very well, losing a tough match to Sadia Butt (3-2) from U of T. Diane Hutchinsoti and Rebecca Streeter were both on top of their games losing only one match each. Gail Chopiak was a bit nervious playing in her first tournament for the team. Sylvia Ounpuu played with great determination and came up . with some impressive wins over York and McGill. Mary Bloem was too strong for any of the others in the 6th spot losing only one game in four matches. The finals will be held at U of 7‘ on Feb. 14th and 15th. The team c:,uld be a touch stronger with Joyce Munn returning to the lineup after sitting out with an ankle injury. The first match starts at I pm. Friday.

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by Cathy Somers Playing at Varsity Arena agaisnt the U of 7’ Blues has always been a highlight o!’ OUAA hockey action for the Warriors. Although they lost lust last Friday evening, a 6-2 loss to the Blues, the Warriors did demonstrate that they are indeed a competitive, hockey team and hard hitting hockey team. The Warriors pokier play was truly ineffective allowing the Blues a shorthanded goal; while the defense were getting caught on far too many 2 on I situations. Steve Linesman scored both goals for the Warriors, and-this earned him the UW player of the game honours. The Warriors are currently 10-6-2 sitting in the fifth spot Bnd plaq three tough games this week. They play one Wednesday evening vs. York in Toronto: one on Friday vs. Brock in St. Catharines, and one at home Sunday afternoon vs. the Western Mustangs.

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Attention all secret admirers! The second bi-annual rose campaign is now in tul swjn$. Order now. you care. Red if you’re passionate, peach If you’re you’re friendly. Send c/o U.S.W.I.S.O.M.W.A.G.M.O.H.O.T.M. Single Women In Search of Men Who Aren t Gay, on Their Mothers). S. the

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Huron Campus Ministry night fellowship Common meal 4:30 p.m., meeting time 5:30 p.m., Dining Hall, and Wesley Chapel at St. Paul’s, College. You are Welcome.

Birthright 8-l 1 pm., assured.

Training

12

St. Bede’s

Gay and Lesbian safe and friendly women. Everyone

PERSONALS

Don smart,

Eucharist,

Candlelight Holy Communion Campus Ministry. Waterloo Bricker Sts., Keffer Chapel.

9

1 16. Desperately’

will be offering

FEBRUARY

and dance.

Exploring Christianity.

WATSFIC 10th Anniversary Birthday Party/Reunion. All east. oresent, and future WATSFIC members invited to &tend. Free cake! Free bal!oons! For more . info and schedule of events, see MC 1009. All Day, Engineering Lecture Hall.

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UWs Drama Department presents “Top Girls.” Directed by Charles McFarland. Tickets are $1.99 and can be obtained at the Drama office, HH 148.800 pm.-.-. Hagey Hall Rm. 180. ---

8

pm.,

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February

Caribbean Students Association ‘General Meeting. Campus Centre, Rm. 135 from 4:30 - 5:30. Everyone welcome.

FASS ‘86 The Scream Play! Tonight’s show begins at 9:00 (our late show) and features reserved seating only. Tickets $4.00 at UW Arts Centre, Box Office and at BASS Outlets. Theatre of the Arts.

Fed Flicks 8:00 Seeking Susan.

Friday,

P.C. Association - Policv Meeting to discuss current issues such as underfundi& free t&de, and extra-billing in preparation for London-Public Policy Conference (Feb28 March 1). 4:00 - 6:00 pm. CC 110. For more information call Bill 886-7674.

FASS ‘86: The Scream Play! Another chance to solve our hilariou<whodunit! This show begins at 8:00 and is reserved seating only. Tickets $4.00 at the UW Arts Centre Box Office or at BASS outlets.

Featuring local talent and $1. Co-sponsored by the HH 280

Applied Studies St. Valentine’s Party at David aliver’s. ML 119 board for map - 77 Karen Walk. 9:00 pm.

Society.

group

Festival Japan 7:00 pm. WLU

pm., and lo:30 pm., AL 116. Desperately $1 Feepaying Fed members with I.D. $3 all

Susan.

_ Music

by the 930 am. call 886

Interested in volunteering to lead workshops on dealing with sexual harassment? The Women‘s Commission is holding a training session on Feb 8th from 11:OO am to 5 pm. in CC 110, Come learn about sexcial harassment, facilitation and more. Women only, please.

~--~ Chinese Christian Fellowship Bible Study: On to maturity on Hebrews 6: 1 - 12. Fellowship and refreshments afterward. Everybody welcome. For more infor., please call 884-8338. 730 pm. WLU Seminary 201 ,wO Seeking others

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$30 students $35 staff/alumni $45 others. Pre-registration is mandatory, - Sign up in HS Rm 126. or call Tom Geoghegan x6359 9:00 am. - 3:00 pm. HS Rm 127

CSA/ASEANS: Chinese New Year’s Ball. Come join us usher in and clebrate the New Year at this semi-formal dinner and/or dance event. Tickets available at the Chinese Library. 6:30 pm. (Dinner), 8:00 pm. (Dance) South Campus Hall Festival Japan 2E7 Arts Bldg.

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JUST ARRIVED OVER 1,000 L.P.‘S A MIXTURE OF CLASSICAL, JAZZ, BLUES, INTERNATIONAL, REGGAE, ETC. , $1.99 2 for -2.99 Saturday: 11:00 - 5:00 Mon. - Fri.: 9:00 - 5:00

If you are interested in playing com;oetitive soccer (season May - August) and will be in Waterloo this summer contact Blair Fowlie 885-5671 for information concerning tryouts.

Affiliate Memberships for the Grad House are still available. Undergrads, staff and faculty may apply. Cost:

This year Waterloo by U of W Women’s

United Varsity

is being coached Coach Jack Smith.

etc.

K-W Applied 1 ralnrng Actron Centre Inc. 244 King St. North. Waterloo Ont. 885-5970. Service. We wil Input and print out on micro-computer any typing. Price: $ I .OO per double spaced page. Hours. 9 am. .4 pm. Monday to -1hursddy. 9 am. lo 2 pm. Friday.

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The Scream Play! Held over for the second week! Get your tickets quickly - this shpw is reserved seating only. $4 at UW Ati Centre Box Office or at BASS outlets. 8:00 pm. Theatre of the Arts

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for a summer job? Turn to your friendly.Student Advisor for tips and advice. Available today and :00 in Hagey Hall room 151 B. SVA’s -

Cinima Owl

Gratis

Creek

- Kacing with the Moon & An Occurance Bridge. 8:00 pm. Campus Centre

Film: Contraception - The Hidden Costs. A look at various attempts to control fertility. Couples and professionals discuss different -methods and their hidden costs. Admission,Free. All welcome. Sponsored by the Women’s Centre. 12:30 pm. CC 110.

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by the K-W

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Students Thursday.

for Life, 4:30 pm.

UWs Pro Life group, CC 110. All are welcome.

meets

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Campus Health Promotion will be offering CPR training. $30 students $35 staff/alumni $45 others. ,Pre-registration is necessary. Sign up HS rm. 126.5:30 pm. - 9:30 pm. HS rm. 127. For more info call Tom Geoghegan x6359 “Nuclear Weapons on Vancouver Island?” Videotape and discussion about Canadian underwater testing range used by U.S. military will be focus of Ploughshares Waterloo Region meeting. Join us. 7:30 pm. Adult Recreation Centre, King and Allen Sts., Waterloo. FASS ‘86: The Scream Play! Here we go again . .. . Come sleuth with us. Tonighfs show begins at 8:00 pm. and features reserved seating only. Tickets $4.00 at UW Arts Centre Box Office and at BASS outlets. Theatre of the Arts “Top

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The Federation Elections . -. for the year .1986-87 will take place .on b Tuesday, February 11th & Wednesday, February 12thp 1986

Vice-presitlcnt, Vice-president,

to volt for Presidenl Oper:lhus Uuivcrsily

6% l~iu:uice Affairs

Nld

Sludenls’

Arts

Council represeritaliveS from the faculties of Co-q) nuJ RJ:lth Cu-op.

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Elections for Senate and Campus Centre Board Representatives will be held in conjuntion with Federation Elections.

Polls

will

be opra

front 9:30 am. to 4:30 p.ni. uws( Iw prcscutcd to vote. be by faculty, with polling strttions nlain foyer of the Mlowil~g buildi&:

J.0. CARDS Voting will located in the

Arts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Arts Lcclure Building. Envlrollnxrltal Studies & . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . ES I I ridepcrideul Studies Engineering Loun~c) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cl’1 i (En@c Mathetilatics . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..a. M&C .3rd Floor I1.K.L.S. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . 13M )f Science . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Earth Science (outside (Oplonletry see below) Sci Sot office) Renison . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . Renisoii College St. Jerome’s ,.........*...,....*........*. St. Jerome’s College Oploinelry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Special pull frorii IO:30 to I :30 only at the Optorneiry buildirll: All oilier liiiics, vole al the Science poll.


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