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Faces have changed,but it’s on with the _liberation by Carol Fletcher Imprint staff An active term is coming to a close for Julie George, U W’s first Women’s Commissioner. In her words, ‘:The Women’s Commission has helped coordinate and encourage different women’s groups on campus to work together - to network. The Commissioner facilitates the drawing togetherof these groups.” A great deal has been accomplished by Ms. George for female students on campus this year. The Women’s Commission Film Series was popular among both female and male and a pamphlet produced for students, women in Science and Engineering by the Women’s Commission, the Dean of Engineering, and WISE (Women in Science and Engineering), helped to interest women in these disciplines. Ms. George has been busy working in affiliation with Sociology Professor Susan McDaniel, compiling and studying data concerning sexual harassment on campus. that 25% of the She was pleased questionnaires sent out had been returned. Ms. George foresees the results from that study being completed early this summer. The Women’s Commission was also involved in mediating the continuing dispute between Women’s groups and Engineu,s concerning sexism in the Engineering tabloid. The university was well-represented this term at Ontario Federation of Students (OFS) Julie George contributed a conferences. considerable amount to these conferences by participating in the Women’s Issues Committee and striving for tangible gains at . the OFS. Ms. George is also aiding women at
other universities (Guelph, Western) in ,developing their Women’s Commissions. The Women’s Commission was first created as a Federation of Students executive portfolio a year ago. In its inaugural meeting last week, the new Students’ Council accepted Federation president-elect Sonny Flanagan’s nomination of Ms. Kate Krug to succeed Ms. George. Ms. Krug, an Honours Sociology student, will be taking over the position of Women’s Commissioner on May 1st. Commenting on Ms. Krug’s appointment, Ms. George stated: “Kate is a wonderful person to have in ‘here. She is articulate and very well qualified.” Women’s issues are Ms. Krug’s “main focus” in her studies of sociology. Most specifically, she is concerned with “women and body images relating to the social construction of health and beauty.” . The new Women’s Commissioner said, “1 have a very good rapport with the outgoing Commissioner.” Ms. Krug will work with Ms. George throughout the month to ease the transition’. “I think that in some ways the Women’s Commissioner position is harder than other Commissions. You get a lot of demands for literature, requests for information and it is the one position that is designated for dealing with women’s issues,” Ms. George said. Speaking on the future of the Commission under Ms. Krug, Ms. George commented, “What I’ve done this year has been fairly conventional, i.e. the film series. Kate has her own ideas. She will continue to work> with Engineu*s and the film series. 1 think more than with other positions, the direction of the
Outgoing Women’s Commissioner Julie George (left) shares a laugh with newly appointed Commissioner Kate Krug (right). Ms. Krug officially replaces Ms. George on Women’s Commission reflects the ideals and interests of the Commissioner herself.” Previewing plans for the Commission’s future, Ms. Krug said, “One of the things that I’ve been working-towards on this campus is dealing with the problem of sexism in a positive way. The Women’s Commission, rather than just responding to sexism, will take a positive, affirmative action approach.” “Another thing 1 would like to see start, in affiliation with the Women’s Commission, is a men’s consciousness raising and support
May I. Ms. Krug was appointed at last week S inaugural meeting of’ the 198546 Students’ Council. Imprint photo by Richard.Clinton
group, ” she said. “The main criticism
of the Women’s Commssion is that often times men tend to see this post as anti-male. I’m not anti’ male. 1 don’t think that there is anyt-hing in the women’s movement that is anti-male; antipatriarchy perhaps, but not anti-male. This is one of the reasons for starting the consciousness raising group.” 0 In closing, Ms. Krug stated, “What 1 would like to see is women and men working together for ‘human’ liberation.”
I.S. Resource Persons : contract renewals unsettled by Doug Thompson The seven Resource People (RP’s) at Integrated Studies (IS) will be out of work on April 30 unless an IS Council recomOperations mendation to. extend their contracts is accepted by the administration. Since 1972, IS RP’s have
been employed on one year contracts. The current. contracts expire at the end of this month. In past years IS has ‘advertised the positions, interviewed applicants, and made hiring, recommendations to the ’ vice president academic in the Winter Term. This year,, uncertainty over
the budget and other problems with the coordinator prevented the hiring from proceeding process normally. At its meeting last March 28,. IS Thursday, Operations Council voted to extend ‘the contracts of all current RP’s for one year. The
program expressed concern that the uncertainty surrounding their employment would result in many of’ the RP’s securing other jobs and being unavailable to the program. It was further pointed out by’ Council that those students registering in the Spring term have been
promised that RP’s will be available, so the program is obliged to do what it can to honour commitments to students as well as to give the RP’s a reasonable indication of their employment situation. Irene Gillin, a member of the Resource Persons and
Staff committee of IS, said “There. has been no response from the vice president on the recommendation. Quite frankly 1 don’t expect one either, 1 think he’s just going Imprint’s to ignore us.” attempts to reach vice president academic, Dr. T,A. Cont. on page 3’
TOO mu& to review, too little time by Mathew Ingram and Doug Thompson Imprint staff “A fair review cannot take place under these conditions,” said‘ IS student Jim Kafieh “regardless of the good intentions of the members of the Senate Review.”
Lois Mathews,. who recently donated money to allou,Jor jbur $600 scholarships Jar third year H. K. L.S. students, relaxes in the “Lois Mathews Reading Room “for faculty and-graduate students (B. M. H. .3035). Imprint photo by Richard Clinton .
Mr. Kafieh was addressing the first public hearing of the Committee to Review IS on Thursday, March 2X. The Committee was formed by UW’s Senate at its March meeting. Mr. Kafieh also noted that the review is taking place at the enp of term and after significant changes ’ have already taken place in the program. He questioned whether a fair review could under such take place conditions. Many of the current and former students who made verbal submissions expressed concern about the short time available for the review (it s report is due June I), in contrast to the lengthy 1975 review. Stress was also laid on the fact that since Oct. 9, IS
has been unable to operate normally because, of administrative interference, budget cuts, committee suspensions, and lack of cooperation from the coordinator. IS students said that two reviews were needed, one of the program as it was when operating normally before Oct. 9, and a second review of the abnormal situation since that time. Some clarification of the Cornmittee’s specific focus was also. requested by a number of those in attendance. Professor J.S. Gardiner, chairman of the Committee, said that in addition to the more general focus on admissions, the roles of the Resource People and the Coordinator, and the aim of the program, special attention would be paid to the non-degree phase of study. Professor Trudy’ Bunting, asked about the non-degree phase of I.S., and an apparent lack of evaluation of students in that phase. Concern was expressed about documenta-
tion of studies and the academic validity of some students’ work. Several students pointed out that the uniquely excellent degree work of IS students, about which there is no debate, required the fairly flexible and experimental non-degree phase as a preliminary. “The proof is in the pudding”, said one, “you don’t get great degree candidates -emerging from an activity that is not academically valid.” The question of crossfaculty appointments was also discussed. This is a process whereby members of various faculties would take over some of the responsibilities now <handled’ by RP’s. Dr. Gardiner said that this might help to dispel some of the surrounding IS” “mystery within the academic community. One IS student pointed out that faculty members already play a role in the program by supervising the degree process for various students, and so are quite familiar with IS.
Margaret IS student, concerned appointed not possess “flexibility”
Simpson, another said that she was that cross-faculty individuals would the same degree of that RP’s have.
The Senate Review Committee held a private meeting on Monday (April 1) to consider the results of last Thursday’s (March 28) public hearing and decided to await further written submissions.. Dr. Gar‘diner said “we may be tasking some of the people who have made submissions to come and talk to us privately.” The deadline for submissions from members of Operations Council (current I, IS students and‘ RP’s) was March 25. Both April 8 and April 15 have been advertised as deadlines for other submissions. While Dr. Gardiner said that the Committee did not discuss the invitation for the I whole committee to visit IS, individual members have already made visits and more may take place in the future.
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News Accounting
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Friday,
April
5, 1985
students caught in limbo as rules change
by Doug Thompson Imprint staff “There is a growing feeling among students that Senate is a rubber stamp - but now it seems that not only are they a rubber stamp, but a retroactive rubber stamp,” said outgoing Federation president, Tom Allison at last Monday’s Senate Executive Council meeting. . President-elect, Sonny Flanagan, said after the meeting: “1 can’t say enough about how well Tom Allison handled the situation.” The problem began in the 1984 Spring term when several students who had pre-registered and bought their texts, were removed from Accounting courses. At its last meeting in March, Senate passed a motion which allows the Accounting department to restrict admissions to its own students, and certain Math students who require the courses for their degree, beginning next fall. Mr. Allison pointed out that Accounting has been acting on its own, without Senate approval, in barring other students from the course before the Senate motion comes into effect. Mr. Allsion asked Executive Council for a motion which would allow others to register in the course for the Spring term, in accordance with last month’s Senate motion. UW President Doug Wright, in responding to Mr. Allison, said he thought that all courses were available on a first-come
first-served basis up to the course limit. He added that UW is concerned about its students. Math Prof. Dr. Billinger said he had always understood this (first-come, first-served) to be policy, but pointed out that in the past it had not always been followed. Dr. Wright stated that he would take the matter up with the Dean of Arts and ask for a report to the next Senate meeting. Economics student Willie Grove said “one of our goals didn’t even get addressed, the grandfather clause”. “Grandfathering” is a means whereby when academic regulations are changed, those who began under the old regulations are allowed to finish under the old regulations. Mr. Grove conceded the problem of demand exceeding supply but pointed out that many Economics students had begun their educations at UW believing that these courses would be made available to them. Now suddenly, they are closed. He felt the university owed those students whom it had promised the course the chance to take it. All 300 level or higher Accounting courses are at issue. These courses are required by Canadian Institute of Chartered Accountants (CICA) for admission into their programwhich leads to a Chartered Account’s certificate. The students ^^ attected are economics pass students who had previously beer able to take these courses as electives.
An Imprint photographer staked out thispondfor three days in a row hoping to capture signs of’ spring. Through rain, hale, and sun our photographers come sleet, snow through...prbviding you with the extraordinary visualpleasures that regularly grace Imprint’s pages. , photo by Doug Thompson
All you ever wanted, and less by Stephen Ditner Imprint staff U.S./ Canadian relations: took a turn for the better on April 1, with the introduction of Miller Lite beer to Canadian ‘shelves. The announcement was made poolside at the Valhalla Inn, Kitchener, to throngs of cheering men in blue suits. “We felt it was time for Ontario to enjoy the best known light beer on the continent,” said Carling O’Keefe president Don Twiner. A small portion of Ontario turned out to hear the happy news, and each received a sporty Miller Lite cap, an endless stream of calorie reduced beer, and numerous speeches praising the beer that gives “everything you always wanted, and less”. Miller Lite’s advent was accompanied by a big
Mudie:
promotional package that turned the- small pool area into a cozy neighbourhood bar. There were cardboard effigies of the beer, wall to wall posters, and even a video screen on which the seemingly incessant parade of jovial Miller commercials appeared, complete with hulking former professional football players, exchanging beer banter around a campfire. Canada will gets its own version of these legendary commercials, inserting Canadian athletes (spell that hockey players), Canadian Miller, and Canadian bars. The beer itself contains I 10 calories, and a reduced alcoholic content of 4%. The reduction in alcohol presents no major stumbling block, as consumers can down copious quantities and not fear the sagging abdominals that are the signature of real beer
drinkers everywhere. Like so many truly great American products (e.g. cheese food, marshmallows)., Miller Lite is instantaneously popular due to its inherent lack of taste. Its very blandness is its forte., everyone has got to like it. You cannot object to that which does not offend. As one of the guests so aptly put it, “It’s great . . . you can real11 put it away fast.” A look at the crowd ringing the pooli supported the observation. Regardless of your personal feelings concerning Miller Lite, it’s important to remember that the appearance of the beer constitutes the greatest development in cross-border relations since free trade agreements. Ironically, the product slogan is an apt label for the r!:cent Qukbec Summit: “All you ever wanted, and less.”
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Food Services plans pizza takeover by Rick NigoI Imprint staff After operating the Pizza Palace in Village 1 for the past 14 years, David Boxwell has been thanked for his services rendered and been told by the University administration that the Food Services will be taking Department over the outlet. He received a letter to this effect dated March 27, 1985, from D. A. Director of Gardener, Purchasing. Although Mr. Boxweil ‘1~s won the Contract to operate the pizza shop each time it has been tendered, there will be no
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In response to the administrations unilateral decision in this case, Dr. Ron Eyu t (Warden of Residences) and Joe Guzzi (President of Village I Students’ Council) sent a letter to Robert Mudie (Director of Food Services), saying that they did not want Food Services to operate the store. As well, Village 1 Students’ Council passed a motion expressing- the same sentiment and a petition in support of this motion is
currently circulating in the Village. Mr. Guzzi is upset that students were not consulted on this subject. Others share this view. A part-time employee of Mr. Boxwell, Martha Wright, said, “it infuriates me because it is like having big business thwarting small business.. .( there is) no reasons for this but a desire for increased revenue fol Food Services.” When reached for comment. on the issue, Food Services Director Robert Mudie said that “no firm decision” had been made on the matter and
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Brzustowski for Comment, have been unsuccessful. Speculation is rife in IS about the vice president’s intentions. He has failed to respond at all to this motion or a previous one, three weeks ago, arguing the need for the usual full seven positions in summer. While Dr. the 9s not given Louncil any instructions or indications oi‘ his intent, the budget cut he has proposed and his lack of response at present are seen as an indication that he does not wish to permit the continued employment of RP’s by the program. There is also great concern
about the viability of the program next term if the v.p. does not accept Council’s ,c.,,--,,A~t;r\~ +r\ nvtnnr) L‘XLLII” lCLUllllClUclLlUl1 l.u the contracts. Concern has also been expressed about the v.p. unilaterally making changes to the program in advance of the Review recommendaCommittee’s tions. IS coordinator Joe Sheridan, whose job description specifies liaison between the administration and IS Operations Council, said “I don’t know anything about that motion, nobo&y has told me anything about it. Mr. Sheridan was not present
at the meeting
passed.
where
it was
Professor J.S. Gardiner, chairman of the Senate Review Committee for IS, said that his committee has not been asked to make recommendations on the immediate contract renewal crisis. “We have been asked to look into the way RP’s are hired, the length of contract, and we’re concerned to get things moving again in IS because a new batch o’f students will be coming in September, but we’re not addressing this particular issue (Spring term RP’s) at all.”
that it required “more discussion”. He said he must talk to both Dr. Eydt and Mr. E. Lucy, of EmployeeStudent Services. Still, Mr. Boxwell wonders whys the administration waited until the end of the term to inform him about their plans.
The Federation >,f Students fee will increase from $12.00 to $13.75l,tudent per term.
In an attempt to improve the organization of orientation week (Sept. 3-8) in the coming fall, the Federation of Students has created the position of Orientation Coordinator. Irene Wright will be this year’s coordinator and she sees her role as acting as a “resource person for societies, residences, clubs, and faculties with regard to Orientation ‘85.” She will offer advice and assistance and hopes to improve communication between these various groups to ensure that major events (e.g. car, rallies, concerts, road trips) do not overlap and are open to all who wish to participate. Another goal is to increase awareness about orientation activities among new UW students. For further information on Orientation ‘85, Ms. Wright can be reached at 888-4042. CJSA The first meeting of the 1985-86 Board of Directors of the UW Graduate Student Association (GSA) took place on March 26. Elections for executive positions were held and the following are the new GSA Executive Officers: Patricia Liles, President; Andreas Athienitis, Vicepresident; Martin de Groot, Judicial Officer; Dale Miner, Treasurer; Steve Thompson, Services Officer; Dinar Camotim, Corporate Secretary; Feisal Rayman, Executive advisor; Peter Richard, House Manager.
The Student Awards Office has just announced a new award sponsored by the Canadian Society of’ Geophysicists ’ Exploration Trust Fund. General requirements for eligibility are as follows: 1) A student must be pursuing a course of studies directed towards a career in exploration geophysics in industry, teaching or research. 2) An applicant may be either an undergraduate student whose grades are above average or a graduate student. 3) Certain scholarships administered by the Trust Fund impose additional qualifications. Completion of the questionnaire will aid in determining whether an applicant meets these qualifications. The application deadline is June 30, 1985. For more information and applications, please come to the Student Awards Office, 2nd floor, Needles Hall.
Anybody wishing to vote in Waterloo North riding for the May 2 provincial election can be enumerated at the Chief Returning Officer’s office at Allen Square, 180 King St. S.. Waterloo, Ont. Advance polls will be held at the above office on April 20, 22, 23, 24, 26 and 30 (11 a‘m - 8 pm). Similar polls will be conducted at the Waterloo Public Library on April 25,27 and29(11am-8pm).
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By now, most people who receive American television programming have seen the U.S. government’s new commercial which tells all the good little 18 year olds out there to get registered in the event of a draft at their friendly neighbourhood post office. But what you probably have not seen IS tne Penma-tne-scenes perspective ot what went into this commercisI’. So, in its muck-raking tradition, Imprint fills you in on the details. SCENE I: The staff of adhors
ocal office with and Nancy.
.Ronnie
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“There are a lot of kids out there who must not know that there is a military registration because there don’t seem to be too many signing up,” Ronnie says. “Now what I want is a big production number to tell them about it. You know, catchy song, snappy words, lots of dancers doing that smash-rolling bit...” “Uh, that’s break dancing Mr. President.” “Yeah, right, well you get the idea . . . sort of a Night of 100 Stars in the post office. Oh yeah, and not one of these computerized, really modern post offices. I want something homey, old-fashioned and comfortable. Use a lot of cleancut California types, and throw in a couple of blacks if you can find them.” “Yes, Mr. President.” “Geez, Nancy, do you have to look so damned anorexic all the time? You look like you’re living off Social Security.” SCENE II: Studio made up like a post office made mostly of wood. Fourteen blond bench dwellers. Irritable, pretentious director.
“All right,” the director says, “All right, everybody in their places. Hey, wait a minute, I thought th,ere were supposed to be some ethnic groups in this production. All I can see are these blond, pretty boys. We’re talking about the Great American Melting Pot here. The U.S. Army is an
action...war?
affirmative action group.” “Sorry, chief, but these were tlie only guys who showed up for the audition.” “Listen, babe, just get me some non-Caucasians, okay? Go to some slum or something and get me a couple of’: ethnic types.” One
hour
later.
Whole
cast assembled.
“All right, now, everyone . . . remember, I want lots of smiling, I want lots of energy . . . you’re showing how glad you are to be helping out Uncle Sam. And be careful . . . I know most of you have never done any break-dancing in a post office, so just take it easy. All right, Mike, play the tape!” A rap song impersonating dart and roll
comes on sung by Grandmnster Flash, a Harvard business grdduate. Dancers across the floor to the beat, smiling.
“Come on and join the Army, guys, And whip those Latin reds in disguise. We’re doing you a real big favour By _ letting . . ._ you be the free world’s saviour. ‘And glorify America; Land of milk and honey and the cross-your-heart So come on down if you’re eighteen And check out the military scene. ‘Cuz if you don’t get registered fast, Uncle Sam’s a-gonna kick your ass!” Scene II: The Reagan smiling with satisfaction.
bedroom, Speuks
bra.
I’elecision on. Ronnie warmly, nostalgically.
“1 tell you, Nancy, that’s what makes America great. With fine young men like that, how can we possibly lose a nuclear war?” Chris
‘OK, let’s we destroy
Wodskou
say they destroy our civilization and theirs. Now, here’s my plan . . .’
April Neon:
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Dear Mr. Bovey, The OFL (Ontario Federation of Labour] was very concerned to learn of the manner in which our submission to the Commission on the Future Development of the Universities of Ontario has been used. In particular, we are disturbed by reports
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that you and your fellow commissioners are using the OFL comm&ts. on the “contingencyrepayment” loan system to justify or rational&-tlie C;mmission’s recommendations for tuition fee increases. If your comments at public meetings have been accurately reported to us, then it would appear that you have, at the very least, misconstrued our submission. If this is indeed the case, then please allow me to set the record straight. The Ontario Federation of Labour brief suggested that the Commission consider the concept of an income contingent .repayment loan system largely because the current loan-grant system has clearly failed to improve accessibility to lower socioeconomic and other disadvantaged groups. We said, for example, that the university student population is not representative of the general population. A further enhancement of the existing loan-grant system would only mean a further transfer of resources from lower income taxpayers to the children of high income taxpayers. In the absence of a progressive income tax system, this situation is clearly unfair. Accordingly, we were attracted to a loan system which would address the issue of accessibility. At the same time, it would address the notion that those individuals who benefit most from a system of education that brought large financial rewards should have an obligation to repay society for the investment made on their behalf. Finally we were attracted by a loan system that had the flexibility to deal with the graduates who earned low or high incomes, or no income, for that matter. Nevertheless, I would like to make it quite clear to you that our brief did not endorse the Stager report although it did mention it in passing. Nor is our concept remotely comparable to the scheme you have proposed to justify higher tuition fees. The OFL was perfectly serious when we called for the elimination of all ttiition fees. Likewise, we did not envisage the system as operating on a strict accounting basis. The student obligation would not be tied to a specific debt figure or interest rate. Nor would the system be optional as your proposal appears to imply. Such a scheme would be clearly unworkable and would in fact end up penaiizing the very students we are trying to assist. In brief, our proposal is quite straightforward. All qualified applicants would receive the monies necessary to attend university, perhaps in the form of a student wage. This of course implies considerable start-up costs for the government. Upon graduation, students would be subject to an income tax surcharge based on a percent of their gross income. This obligation would not be tied to a specific debt figure but rather would be calculated in such a way as to ensure that the avergae income graduate would pay back the entire loan so that over time the system would become self-sufficient. I certainly hope I have cleared up any ambiguities in our brief that made in possible for one to misconstrue our original intent. Having made this clarification, I trust that our position will not be subject to misinterpretation in the future.
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To the editor: Recently, I’ve found myself on the receiving end of some very including the J.O. Hemphill Award for flattering laurels, Student Administration for Athletics, and the Outstanding leadership Undergraduate Award presented by the Federation of Students and the Christian Fellowship Society. I wanted to take this opportunity to express my sincerest appreciation to those people who have played a role in this scam to make me seem deserving of such accolades. It has always been a pleasure to help lift some of the more trivial burdens off of the shoulders of people who can spend their valuable time in so many other worthwhile ways. “Gopher” work pays off in such unique and special rewards, such as: (i) seeing Don McCrae without stains on his hands from painting drawboard signs, (ii) seeing Wally Delahey leaving the PAC at 4:30 without that “there - iust - aren’t - enough - hours - in - a day” expression on his face, (iii) hearing Peter Hopkins say “It wasn’t necessary to phone me...give Tom a call and he’ll take care of it for you,” (iv) seeing Bill Cook not having to perform a juggling act every time the PAC hosts an event. It is a real treat to work for and with the caring, beautifu people whom I’ve come into contact with over my five years ai Waterloo, and some special thanks are in order. Thanks to all thf Campus Ret referees for your patience and devotion, ir particular Paul Trahan and Dave Hollingshead, who will more than adequately fill my shoes in the future. Thanks to Sue Glenn, Andrew and especially Peter, who will always bear thf scars of my constant neglect of time limits and red tap6 avoidances. Thanks to Larry and Mark, who always seemed tc be there when we were lacking officials (I hope the I.R.S. doesn’l catch up with you guys!). Thanks to the men of North C in V.2 for not ragging their Don as much as I expected, and to Randy, Vange, Rene, Theresa and Iar for covering my ass while away on “business”. Thanks to Tin2 No. 1, Tina, NO. 2, Wim and Bruce for your dependable an efficient work at Warrior home games. Thanks to Dot, Bill an all ?he CKMS staff for going out on a limb and broadcastinl Warrior Basketball on the air - I hope this will be continued il the future. Thanks to Bill, Garney, Alex, Alice, Runner, Sharon and the tote desk staff for your patience and trust. Thanks to Sally Kemp, Carl Totzke, Wally Delahey, Pau Condon, Judy McCrae, and Peter Hopkins for acting like I wasn’ bothering you when, in reality, I was being a pain in the ass Thanks to Tom Alliann, for being the key man in supportin Warrior Basketball on radio. Thanks to the Warrior players fo being the gentlemen that they are and for providing the st uden body with the best entertainment in the area. A very warn thankyou goes out to Igrid, Lynn and the PAC staff for allowinl me to go to the well far too often. And finally, thanks to DOI McCrae, for teaching me some valuable lessons il responsibility, politicking, “street sense”, and coming through a “money time”.
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Love vs, Law In last week’s Imprint (March 29), a feature on Islam presented readers with a well-informed and articulate presentation of an ancient and important belief svstem. It glso made repeated and rather critical refer&es to Christianity which did not seem to be quite so well informed. The Islamic critique differentiates between the Islamic worshhip of God and the Christian worship of Jesus, stressing the importance of submission to God’s Law This &tithes& lies at the heart of the message which Jesus gave to the world, and echoes strains verv reminiscent of the debates which the gospels of M&the& and John so graphically portray between Jesus and the legalistic Pharisees. It’s a-debate which continues within thi church today and in the dialogue between Christian and other faiths: In the New Testament, Acts recounts a great row between the Apostles Peter and Paul over the issue. Paul stands against legalism, writing: “The Law is dead.” Yet Matthew quotes Jesus as saying “Do not think I have come to destroy- the Lgw. Until -heaven and earth shall pass awav, not one iot, not one tittie of the Law is to be set aside.” Paul writes, “We are saved by grace, not works [of obedience to the Law]“. But James writes, “Faith without works is dead.” The Reformation was largely fought on the Faith (grace) versus works dialectic. Both Judaism and Islam, andlarge parts of modern Christianity, definitely fall into the legalistic, or law-oriented side’of the debate. Most religious thought postulates a divine Law, obedience to which earns on& salvation or nirvanna. or a ticket to heaven, or the good life on earth, or whaiever payoff th e religion is promising. Few religions deny that there is a spiritual basis to the Law, but they tend to focus surprisingly much on the external signs of obedience rather than the internal change of spiritual state. Yet it is this internal state which Jesus talked about and which his disciples say his resurrection is about. External signs of obedience are more readily identifiable than internal signs. Jesus stresses a right attitude of love rather than an emphasis on external obedience. At the same time he does not deny the need for obedience, but it is to come from within, not to be imposed from without. The parable of the sheep and the goats in Matthew 25 is a key example. The scene is the judgment day, and the good are separated from the evil. Both are judged by how they treated needy people, hungry, poor, naked, who sought their help. Jesus Slays to the sheep, “I was hungry and you fed me.” The sheep reply, “When did we see you hungry Lord?” Jesus responds, “Whatsoever you did for the least of these my brethern, you did for me.” The goats of course, did not feed the hungry. They cry “When did we see you hungry Lord?” And Jesus replies, “Whatsoever you did not do for these my brethern, you did not do for me.” The important thing is that both sheep and goats would have done the right thing had they known it was the Lord who was hungry. Both sought to obey and submit to God. But the sheep did it without even knowing they were doing it because they approached the world with an attitude of love. In essence they didn’t need to be told by a Law what was right, they had the right spirit already and so justice and works of compassion resulted. This is ture liberation, to be free of the anxiety that one might have disobeyed without realizing it-and to know that in loving, one is fulfilling the whole Law. Jesus spoke of something much more profound than mere submission to Law. He spoke of Love as the beginning and end of Law, and Love cannot be coerced. Love generally grows in response to Love. That God loves all mankind is basic to Christianity. It is appropriate for a person to respond to God’s love by loving God in return. Christicnns worship Jesus because, as God’s son, He showed us how to love God properly. Jesus also broke through the barrier separating God from Man and made possible an historically unprecedented unity between God and Man. Because he did that, he is no longer a mere mortal, but has become the exalted Lord at the right hand of God. He is the “son of man“, to use his own words, a person like us, and the trail he blazed is one that every person can follow. But following takes far more than submission to Law: it requires a life of active love. For a Christian, that life of active love is only possible because the Spirit of Jesus Christ, the man whose revolutionary claims were vindicated by God’s raising him from the dead, lives within the heart of everyone who genuinely loves. Not only do we have the written witness of Jesus’ life and teachings to show us what love is, we have the inner witness of the Spirit every moment of the ’ day, so long as we choose to set our own will aside and listen to God’s call with love. The major problem with Law, or any written code, is that when we are following its conditions, as w-e interpret them, there is no further responsibility. We tend to think, with arrogance and pride, what good people we are to 1
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P.Q : Universities To the editor: While university funding in Ontario barely keeps pace with inflation, the Quebec government recently announced a 7.8% increase in financial support for its universities. A recent article in Le Devoir (March 22) describes how Quebec universities will receive $70.3 million more for the coming academic year than they received in 1984-85. The 7.8% increase for universities comes in the midst of an austerity budget that has general government spending limited to an increase of only 3.7%. The article goes on to report that the Quebec government has also called off two budget cutbacks in university support totalling $24 million. In addition, the current freeze on student tuitions has been extended for another year. (In Ontario, the Bovey Commission has recommeded large increases in tuition fees.) The only budget cut is in the subsidies for foreign students.
University financing by the Quebec government is increasing to $966.1 million, up from $895.8 million in 1984-85. Of the $70.3 million increase, $34.8 million is to compensate for inflation, and $45.5 million is for “additional development credits.” This includes $36.7 million for enrolment subsidies, $3 million to compensate for the tuition fee freeze, $2.3 million for’computer equipment, and $7.1 million for the establishment of 12 “world class” reasearch teams. These teams will represent some 500 research positions. It appears that support for universities is a high priority for the Parti Quebeqois government, which will be facing an election within a year. The issue is important to the opposition as well, as evidenced by the adoption at the latest plenary session of the Quebec Liberal party of a policy that would see the tuition fee freeze extended “forever”. Robert Pich6
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To the editor: When G.E. Clarke took over as editor of Imprint it was not more than a gossip column for a small group of students, paying little attention to important issues. Now, after a year as editor, Clarke, together with many professionally minded students, has achieved the transformation of Imprint into a serious issueoriented student newspaper of high quality. While usually taking progressive positions on important issues such as support for the Ontario Federation of Students
referendum, and opposition to the elitist approach to education of the Bovey Commission, Imprint presented a wide range of viewpoints in various columns and was very democratic. However, the bigots, who are ready to label anybody who is relatively progressive as a red or a socialist or a communist of a “Chevronite,” tried to do the same for Clarke and Imprint. In their obsession with seeing red everywhere they fail to distinguish between the need for freedom of expression (especially in an academic
If you find Enginews To the editor: Your forum letter of Fri.lay 22/85 was very entertaining, perhaps you should submit it to the pages of Enginews as “non-sexist” humour. I can understand if you find such publications as Hustler or Penthouse offensive but I sure that if these am publications are offensive to you that you will not go out and buy them, would you? If you find the 20 minute workout offensive then you would simply not watch it, so
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by Darren Redfern It is a basic flaw of our democratic system that politics doesn’t pay; it is a thankless and uninviting occupation. Those who should be filling the most important posts, the innovators and great thinkers, are scared off by the realization of what the job brings. They cannot be blamed for their discretion. Our political figures are under constant scrutiny. Their every move is recorded and each statement that they make must be publicly acceptable. Cheap tabloids pry into their private lives and can even bring about their downfall. Legitimate papers also, in their earnestness to get a good story, can stretch a point too far, turning newsworthy findings into overemphasized criticisms. The public safeguard they hold is not meant for intimidation. Politics literally doesn’t pay well, either. The public doesn’t like when their elected representatives cut back on social programs and still enjoy six-figure salaries themselves. Top executives in industry can earn upwards of half a million dollars a year, but we still can’t see fit to pay those who run our country the same. They who do run and occupy our public offices are for the most part well-meaning individuals; but they are not best. Though they are motivated by patriotism, motivation is not enough. The democratic system needs restructuring on this point. Politicians should be answerable to the public, not sacrificed to it.
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have submitted to the Law. That very mental process imposes a barrier which hinders the spiritual receptivity to God. It’s rather like choosing a book written by a great thinker over a chance to speak to the thinker directly. We have settled for a shadow or a reflection of something worthy (Law), rather than the real thing itself (God). St. Paul wrote, “The written code kills, but the Spirit gives life.” But an essential message of Christianity is that, Law itself frequently puts love in the back seat, and that while it legislates against greed and selfishness in some forms, Law generally promotes and authorises those vices in other forms.
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.Done’s Dad: My To the editor: From Paul’s Dad To those astute people who have, justifiably, opposed my son’s views, I would like to add my support and provide further damning evidence of his insidious left wing leanings. My suspicions were aroused when Paul was just a wee bairn. I remember, with stark clarity, the first word he ever spoke--It was “comrade”. No “mommy” and “daddy” for us, just that disgusting word. Over time, we managed to subdue this frightening trait -- mainly by placing life-sized portraits of Barry Goldwater and Winston Churchill in his bedroom and not letting him watch any t.v. programmes other than Sesame Street. (We figured watching Sesame St. would kill enough of his brain cells to bring him back to “normal”,] It wasn’t until Paul’s tenth birthday that we realised, with great horror, that he had fooled us completely -- he gave himself away by asking for a hammer and sickle for his birthdav. I rushed to his bedroom and found the magnificent pictures had been replaced by those of Marx, Engels, and Lenin. To add
gument for abortion To the editor: It seems to me that the argument for abortion, for some people, is fallacious. Ignoratio Elenchi is a fallacy in logic of supposing that the point at issue is proved or disproved by an argument which proves or disproves something not at issue. Things not at issue in the
abortion controversy would be the convenience of the foetus-bearer, the amount of money the bearer has to support a child, the potential happiness or misery of the foetus which will be born, the method of abortion, and the degree to which the foetus is wanted. These are subjective interpretations which sometimes determine whether
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of subjective interpretations on the issue is somewhat limited. Those who are prochoice may condemn those who are pro-life for being unsympathetic towards a woman or her foetus in a particular situation. But are those same pro-choice people addressing the issue too subjectively ? Abortion is a subjective issue but it cannot be denied that the results are very objective (the corpse of a foetus is an objective fact whereas the idea that the foetus is not wanted is subjective.) Can anyone justify the destruction of a being with the thought that someone’s ultimate decision is the most important? I wish the objective issue of whether the foetus is perceived as human life or not would depend on matters less subjective than circumstances or opinion. B.A. Stankiewicz . 1B Applied Studies
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I don’t claim to have all the answers to life at this point but I question those who consider God’s existence a non-issue or place all their faith in the ability of the human intellect. We may not be able to fully understand God because our knowledge is limited and maybe we should look to our spiritual selves for some answers. I challenge people, particularly my fellow engineers, to take a closer look at Christianity as the way to God Gord Reusing 3B Mech. Eng.
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To the editor: At the present time, there is a very controversial issue (or rather, one among many) that is dividing much of society. It is that of abortion. However, I find myself amazed that it is an issue at all. For issues generally have two valid and opposing sides, and thus the resultant controversy. It is at this point that I fail to see the “issue” of abortion. To me, it would seem that very few questions are as cut and dried as the question of abortion. For how can the taking of innocent life, regardless of its stage of development, be seen as a plausible possibility? Perhaps it is my own narrow-mindedness which prevents me from seeing the validity of the arguments supporting the extinguishing of a human life in the process of being formed. But then, how can a vice such as narrow-mindedness be blamed for taking a stand against the snuffing out of a life, of a future? If narrowmindedness means believing in life and future, then may I be all the more so. Or perhaps it is my overly rigid morality which blinds me to human rights, for surely a woman has a right to do with her own body what she wills. And yet it may be from-just such moral convictions that my deep regard for human rights comes.
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The argument that a woman must be given the right to choose an abortion because of her right to do with her body what she wills seems to forget somebody. If it was merely the woman’s body that had a stake in the decision then this argument may be more convincing. However, there is an innocent and passive dependent in the decision. Because he has no audible say in the matter does not mean that he lacks rights. For when the argument comes down to one of human rights, surely the right to life must take precedence over that of convenience. While it may be true that some abortions are opted for on the grounds of danger to the mother’s health, the great majority are done out of convenience. Thus, when discussing abortion on the grounds of human rights, the choice is between the right of the mother to convenience and the right of the unborn to life. Surely an unexpected pregnancy for a single girl would result in much fear and confusion. However, right to life must ALWAYS take precedence over right to convenience. I realize that taking a stand against abortion is seen by many to indicate a narrow mind and self-righteous morality. However, standing up for the rights of the innocent seems to be worth it. Steve Crump
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To the editor: There seems to be considerable interest this term concerning the existence of God and the clash between theism and science, judging from the recent topics. I believe it is important to attempt reasoning out God’s existence, however discussion I have been involved in always leave me unsatisfied, usually with more questions than answers. As a Christian and and engineering student, I find it’ particularly difficult because my scientific objective self tells me that my faith is absurd since I cannot prove God’s existence experimentally or through a convincing logical argument. What then keeps me believing in God? I can point to the testamonies (sic) of myself and others relating to experiences attributed to God working in our lives, or to the value I find in theBible, but I think it is more than anything else simply a hope that there is more to life than the big bang followed by human evolution, individual consciousness, and then nothing. Furthermore, since I took a step of faith and tested Jesus Christ as the way to God, that hope has become stronger and God’s existence has become more certain.
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insult to injury, there was also a pen and ink sketch of Stalin committing an obscene act to the Queen of England. I blame myself though, I should have realised the implications when I found out that Paul’s kindergarten teacher was Scottish! This “confession” now makes me feel cleansed. So, it is with this sense of purity and renewal that I feel action should be taken. I am willing to offer my services, and the information I have gathered, in this, my first year at UW, to help form what this University, -and, indeed, this Country, needs. Namely, an unCanadian activities committee. There are many good people, as Mark Dineen has shown by his example, in this University. They should be called upon to police the thoughts, that if left unchecked, will be the ruin of this great country of ours - The United States of Canada. Finally, be warned, Paul is not the only one! - I have in my possession a list of known subversives, each one capable of outright, disgusting, forthrightness (forth leftness?)
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Slavery or Freedom? To the editor: This letter is written in response to that written by Sam Wagar, published in the March i9 edition of Imprint. Imagine that you are in a prison. It is a fairly large one, but it is dimly lit. You have been there for quite some time, for as long as you can remember. Now imagine that one day a visitor comes and she offers you a key, the master-key to the prison. She dqes not actually come right out and give it to you though, but waits until she has gained your trust. Once you believe her, she hands you the key. At the same time you are made aware when the guard will go off duty.
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To the editor: In “Soap Box”, March 29 issue of Imprint, Mr. J. Kafieh states: “Two years ago I approached the Waterloo Jewish Students’ Association with a proposal of a similar nature but received a blanket refusal of cooperation” In response, I state for the record that if by “two years ’ ago,” he means Fall, 1983 Winter, 1984, I was at that time co-president of the Jewish Students Association/ Hillel. The proposal to have someone present at a debate for Professor Epp’s course (is this the one he’s referring to?) was received by telephone from Mr. Kafieh on the Saturday morning prior to the Monday of the debate. It was
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To the editor: One can’t help but marvel at the charged up enthusiasm displayed by today’s capitalists, whose addiction to affluence, power and prestige (not necessarily in that order) is now extracting the prophecized price tags. Acid rain, poisoned snow, toxic wastes - some tips of the iceberg - are not to be dismissed by radical religionists that a second coming will resolve all our man-made problems. This repetitive
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wishful thinking graduall(y imprints in many minds an aura of the truth. When that day comes, call it environmental holocaust, apocalypse, or armageddon, when we will all rise on a cloud of atomic dust or radiation isotopes, then and only then can nature take a much needed rest and reign for a thousand years to recuperate without Z-legged interference. W. Stephan Listowel, Ontario
You have many friends in the cell-block that you would like to persuade to come along. The problem you run into, however, is that they have all been there too long grid, because of despair, have given hope. They refuse to Eflieve that YOU have the right key. They argue that you will never be able to free yourself and that the only true freedom is within those four walls. Furthermore, they add that this visitor had acted out of line, without their permission, in giving the key away - and more nonsensical things like this. They also argue that even to have hope in an escape is not “liberatory”. What is liberatory You ask? They say it is to feel as if you were part of the wall or to be part of the floor: this is what it takes to be truly liberated. As time slips by, you eventually persuade a few of
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To the editor: I cannot agree with your comments about the “financial, social, and psychological” effects the mir,er’s strl!te in Britain has had on the people involved (Imprint, March 29). I have also seen such effects on friends and acquaintances in the Newcastle area. But as unfortunate as it may be, I don’t think the question of economics can be divorced from the issue. The system is such that labour is used as a means of economic exchange, and someone, somewhere, does have to pay. That is why I think it would be naive to equate the right to work with the right to security at a particular job. I’m not sure
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your friends to come along on the great escape. As can be e.xpected, some are sincere while others are not. Some agree to go along, but then fall off because they are having doubts as to whether the key will fit or not. Some even go so far as to do outrageous acts of violence, claiming that the visitor would approve. Eventually, some of the people that you talk to give the excuse that “Chernenko” in the cell-block down the hall committed certain atrocities with which they don’t agree. Telling them that “Chernenko” did not believe in the key does not sway them. Before too long, you find that you can no longer reason with your cell-mates and they are beginning to say irrational things about you. They are you For what reason? For offering them the opportunity to escape? They suggest that you and your closest friends are all “woman-haters” although they will admit they have no evidence of this. Not much time left, you muse, as you scurry over to talk with someone else. And you will keep on trying until you are sure that all of the prisoners have heard of your plans and all those willing to go are ready. Maybe I can convince one more person, you say, even in the final hour. You are aware of a freedom much greater than anyone there has ever experienced, if only they would listen. Some see your efforts as slavery yes, it is, you admit: slavery to the cause of freedom. Erich Ritzmann
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that it’s possible for any government or industry to absolutely guarantee such security. Another “sad truth” is that, while all individuals do have the right, if not the responsibility, “to contribute to their society,” their contributions cannot help but be subject to the needs of their society. And those needs are subject to change. I think it would be difficult to overestimate the importance of the question raised by the strike: what is t’o be done for those whose contributions in particular areas are no longer required by their society? The strike was a brilliant example of how this question is not to be approached. The televised name calling and statistic citing of both Mr. Scargill (head of the mineworkers union) and Mr. MacGregor (Chairman of the Coal Board) solved nothing; the locking of gates and the marching placards accomplished little. I’m sure, with the new advances in technology, the question of industry shutdowns will arise again. I hope that those involved in such problems in future will more thoroughly consider all the difficulties and complexities of each situation so that the needs of the ‘farmer, the worker on the line at Chrysler, the primary society of which they are members, can best be attended to. Here’s hoping we all don’t end up “in a narrow seam.” Mark Dineen
‘68
by Antony Waterman Remember the conflicting days of ‘68, those wild & crazy days of generation gap and “creeping communism”, hippies & yippies and flower power & french-fried multicolBured “love-ins”? Yeah, the power of the Beat, of LSD on the edgeness, the League of Spiritual Discovery & Merry Pranksters, on the road and off, spreading the great invite to a million kilowatts of electric reality . . . quivering, heart-thuddering, psychedelic, neon and strobe flashing “out front” realness. Sure thing, the real turn-on to a route of youth and culture in revolt, demonstrating, holding “sit-ins”, protests, marches . . . all the rage of the time, the coolness to be vogue, in fashion . . . opposed to the pitfalls of being’ over 30 and “square”. Sheeee-it, what a time; the biggest, longest party in the whole “fucking world”, in all its fucked-upness, to watch, or to fight, or join in and get freaked out. And then there was the “Hot Autumn” of ‘68, that wild & ecstatic corridor situated somewhere in the ozone between Paris, Rome, Turin, Berlin, and Frankfurt. This was the place to be, where things were real, where students and labour formed this “far-out” alliance. In Paris, De Gaulle and his tight-ass colleagues dispatched division after division of police to “pacify” the “restless youth”. In Italy things got even hotter; the workers became more radical than the students; Christ! it was just another complexity to an unstable political situation, . . . And Chicago at the time of the Democratic Party Convention was one helluva ballyhoo. Yeah, a time for Mayor Daley and his badass bag of tricks - “screw those fucked-up Bohos at any cost” . . . so the set-up of the Chicago Seven was bbrn, and into legend went Abbie Hoffman & Jerry Rubin & Tom Hayden and all the cool cats of the student movement and Crosby,Stills,Nash & Young’s call for hope in the song “Chicago”. So went the year of ‘68, all wound as tight and frustrated as it had never happened before.. . a year of not one, but many heavy bum trips. Johnson called it quits when Vietnam raged on as a constant international embarassment to “firm but friendly” United States. What a downer of a time; Bob Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr. both assassinated by guys freaking out on messianic complex. A time to lament when Richard Nixon is elected as President by ah electorate of tight, “traditional” Americans. The Big Heat was on; a whole fucking year for One Long Heat Wave. . . Watts, a ghetto suburb of Los Angeles, is up in flames through racial tensions: Wow! what a way to mau-mau the civil authorities - “Who’s gonna take the flak?” - “Right on Brothers” was the chant from all those far-out and funky guys from the Students for a Democratic Society. Yessireebob, a real bummer of a time. Run, boys, run for your fucking lives, ‘cause if you don’t, the draft, that foul five-letterword of Fed militarism, will magically transport you to fun-filled travel in way-out war-torn Saigon. Have a heart guys, this wasn’t something that popped out of nowhere; somewhere in the early, uncluttered days of ‘68, action in Central Europe keyed-off the whole madcap scene in McCluhans’s “global village”. Czechoslovakia, as if rising to a call from her own leaders, Dubcek and the Freedom Wailers, set a fatal course for identity within the Eastern Block. The WORD reaches Moscow, central headquarters of The Company, and reaction is immediately embarked upon. Soldiers out for target practice move in to quiet Prague, home of impromptu cultural revolt, and settle down to a period of confusion. Nobody really knows what to do; what a farce, a readymade Greek tragedy with all the necessary elements of pathos. Final Score: The Company 10 million, Others 0. What was ‘68 in the end; a bad trip all around, a time filled with nothing but open conflict & disappontment & death & repression. All that glittered fizzled into nightmare alley, downers, liquid sky . . . and returned to the evermore popular tightass straightness of preppy-cut . cleanness right fucking out of the repressive ‘50’s. What a disappointment to those that missed it all, but try as they might to relive it, they drily come off as poor reproductions, as plastic as the reproduced look of the ‘50’s.
‘68 was the focal point for a century of turmoil, nothing more than what it was within the context of historical tensions colliding for the only real time. Kesey and Cassady an,d Leary and Psychedelic flairing itself could only last as long as the great system, history, allowed it to exist at all. T.S. Eliot said it all; to paraphrase: ‘68 went out “not with a bang, but a whimper.”
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“Menandwom en ran dovvn the street in pqjamas, vvieh screaming children .”
Lone live the moor.”
Kathy McQuat has been in ItQicaragua since September, 1984. Originally from Vancouver, she is a’ Communications graduate of the University of Ottawa. Before leaving for Micaragua as a free lance j ourndst, she worked in Ottawa at the Ontario Public Interest Research Group COPIRG). Since her arrival in that wartorn country,Kathy has aided in the coffee harvest, assisted a documentary film crew, and worked at a child care centre Letter thorn Kathy McQuat, dated Managua, 11 March, 1985. Ola companeros: I feel out of touch. I am always rattling off a letter to somewhere and never receiving replies. The mail service, like everything else in Nicaragua now, is suffering as a result of the critical situation we are in. The few luxury items I used to take for granted here - like toilet paper, soft drinks and beer - are growing scarcer. I’ve learned never to ask for what I want at a store or restaurant, but rather to ask if they have what I want. This is currently not a country for the easily disappointed Rural regions are feeling the pinch most severely. Some towns have been without cigarettes for weeks. It leads to a healthier populationyou might say, going without beer, soda and cigarettes. But it also leads to a discontented one. More and more people are beginning to resent the frugal conditions in which they are living. Not all blame the government. The most politically consciOus are aware of the reasons for the hardships we are facing - a global economic crisis, an unfair international balance of trade which pays ridiculously low prices for most Third World countries’ exports, and an economic and strategic war which is aiming to bleed the country’s resources dry. Neverthe-
less, times are tough. Prices have jumped 200-300% while wages have risen only 40%. Supermarket shelves are stocked with jars of mystery meats and tins of dubious contents. As the names are written in Bulgarian, only the expiry date (June ‘84) isunderstood. Transportation and communication have reached crisis situations. Gasoline is scarce, diesel is running low, buses are breaking down due to chronic overloading and lack of parts. The public relations person for the regional transportation commission told me that 50% of all Nicaragua’s buses are out of operation. But the most amazing aspect of this whole crisis is that the will and conviction of the Nicaraguan people doesn’t falter. The vast majority are prepared for the worst; and determined to fight to the bitter end. Last Wednesday evening I thought we were drawing closer (to the bitter end.) I was happily clipping headlines and photographs from some progressive magazines when I heard some popping sounds coming from outside. I thought it was a fireworks display for International Women’s Day, so I ran out into the street to get a better view. The popping began to sound like the rapid fire of machine guns, and I knew something was not right. The soldiers who guard the commandante’s house across the street told me it was a housefire. I told them that if this was the case, Nicaraguan houses burn differently from their North American counterparts. Suddenly, there was a huge explosion. The sky filled with flames of red and orange, smoke spewed forth profusely, and bits of rock and broken glass flew past me. For 30 seconds I was paralysed, conscious only that I had not fallen to the ground as I should have, but that I had remained upright, frozen, as if hypnotized by the sounds and colours of this frightening blaze. Men and women ran down the street children in pyjamas, screaming tucked under their arms. SoldierS came and evacuated everyone from my household We spent the night in
the trenches. The explosion occured as a result of a fire at a munitions and medical supply storehouse about 10 blocks from where I live. A military hospital is also in the same location. The damage was worth millions of dollars, but, miraculously, nobody was hurt or killed This was due to the incredible competence of the neighbourhood’s militia. Hospital patients were evacuated within a half hour, fires that sproutedup near fallen telephone wires were put out immediately. Structures for blocks around, including the Intercontinental Hotel, are missing windows and doors as a result of the explosion All of the typewriters at the Press Centre, which is right across the street, were destroyed. One hundred per cent of the hospital’s medical supplies, including wheelchairs and other aids for the disabled were lost. The economic damage is disastrous in a country where everything must be replaced with nonexistent dollars. It appears that Daniel Ortega, Sergio Ramieez, Doris Tellez, Tomas and other comman dMltM Borg were scheduled ti meet at the military installation that evening. They arrived 10 minutes after the explosion The cause of the explosion is still being investigated, although I feel quite strongly that it was sabotage. This is extremely worrying, because the military installation where the ‘accident’ occurred is one of the most heavily guarded areas in Nicaragua. Someone broke through the security system, or someone with a weak will was offered enough dollars to entice them to become a traitor. The day after, as I watched friends sweep away the broken glass from their stairways, and soldiers sifted through the rubble for pieces of bombs, I felt sadness, disbelief and anger. This is but one of the ‘accidents’ which have been diverting the resources and energies of Nicaragua for the past four years. Haven’t these people suffered enough? All they want is the right to live peacefully, and autonomously, with enough food in their bellies. Damn those American bastards! This
is going to be a long and bitter war, I fear. I must believe that the international opinion will not let the bloodthirsty Reagan administration propagate more lies and continue to terrorize this nation End of sermon. It’s been a tough week for me. First the explosion, then journeying to San Juan de Limay to witness the destruction and sadness the Contras have brought there. Yesterday, the coffee cutters returned to Managua. I cannot recount euphoria like that which filled the Place de la Revolution as friends and family gathered in the square, awaiting the arrival of their loved ones. Huge dump trucks crammed frill of straggly-haired, khaki-clothedyoung people, spilled forth into the square. The cutters looked tired and worn, yet their eyes were dancing with a triumphant sort *of calm - a joy, a strength, a sense of purpose. When I contrast the bland lifeless expressions of so many of our young people as they wait in welfare lines with the energy and vitality of these kids, I think that every country needs a revolution. Yet joy was mixed with sadness. Ariel, a friend I was cutting with (until our brigade was moved out due to heavy contra presence) told me that eventually even the defence and production brigade he was part of (55 men and women, all armed with AKA’s) was moved out of the area. The 100 Miskitos who lived at the cooperative also were resettled. This was the second time they were uprooted by by the Contras. They were moved from San Juan de Rio in 1982. The brigade did not escape casualties. Afriendwas shot during a skirmish with the Contras. &&ny coffee cutters did not return home. Not all families have been reunited Death is a part of everyday life in this country. But the sorrow felt as a result of the loss of a loved one does not decrease with the frequency of occurence. So I feel sadder, but also angrier. And stronger in my convictions. With much love. Kathy.
by Doug Tait Imprint staff For those of you who have not heard of Stevie Ray Vaughan he played guitar on David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance” album. He was supposed to join Bowie on his Serious Moonlight tour, but old millionaire Davey wouldn’t pay him enough. Vaughan now has his own band, Double Trouble, with two albums behind them. The band produces that raw rock ‘n’ roil sound, consisting of lead guitar, bass and drums. He’s not the most exciting performer to watch, but last March 28 at Superskate Seven, Vaughan proved that he’s an accomplished guitar player. Before he sang a note, he let the audience know what he can do with the instrument. Vaughan started with a fifteen minute version of Jimi Hendrix’s “Voodoo Child”. After that introduction, he had the audience in his grasp. He went into “Love Struck”, then onto “Be Mine Dariin”’ The show was strictly for guitar lovers. Vaughan’s style is difficult to classify. At times, it sounds like blues, heavy-metal and country roiled into one. The familiar influences of Chuck Berry, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Winter, and B.B. King are prominent in many of his guitar licks. He has admitted that many of his influences are from traditional American rock ‘n’ roil. Halfway through the show he played his hit, “Cold Shot”. Vaughan does not have an extraordinary voice, but it’s adequate and has a Southern blues sound that blends nicely with the music. There were some sound problems at the beginning of the night, but they seemed to be remedied as the show progressed. (What can you expect from a rollerink?) Overall, the quality of sound was inconsistent at best. The show ended with one encore. Vaughan and the bass player played a lengthy guitar boogie piece and the band bowed farewell. A lot of people complained that the show was too short, lasting under 90 minutes. Stevie Ray Vaughan may not have put on a dazzling show, but he did prove that he is a gifted guitar player.
by Dave Lawson Imprint staff Some events merit attention even if they are temporarily forgotten in the flurry of midterms and snowstorms. A case in point is the February 27 New Music recital of UW composers Peter Hatch and David Huron. It was an hour filled with humour, fun, and virtuosity. At times, it was the lightning quick blurring of Beverly Johnston’s marimba mallets, which never seemed to catch up with the sound they were creating - a visual as well as aural illustration of the piece’s apt title, Lagtime.
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by Paul Done Let me start by saying that I wanted to like this album. I really did. In the past, I’ve enjoyed Pat Metheny’s work and have been an admirer of his music. Unfortunately, this album does not live up to the reputation and reality of his past work. As is the case with most soundtracks, the music loses much of its power when there are no visual images to accompany it. Furthermore, many of the songs are slow to start and meander without ever becoming a uniting melody. the most However, distasteful aspect of the entire album is “This Is Not which features America,” David Bowie on vocals. It is very disheartening to see just
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At other times it was Peter Hatch’s bassoon in apparent dialogue with RZ-D2, and the merging of sounds where bassoon waxed technological while a taped soundtrack became something like a bassoon octet, droning like a constantly changing amoeba. And with Eurythmy, it was the tongue-incheek quotation of Stravinsky, as if to pay musical homage to a funny little genius who was integral to bringing art music to its present crisis in history. Or, with the other composer, it was the shimmering, mesmerizing execution of Five Hidden Assumptions, the composer saying
how far Bowie has lowered himself over the last five years. That is the span of time since “Scary Monsters,” the last work of his which possessed any musical merit. That album is very depressing. Somehow, I was hoping for more than Muzak from a performer who has shown flashes of true talent in the past. As for David Bowie’s contribution, it is typical of his recent mediocrity.
Jason & The Scorchers Lost and Found Capitol by Chris Wodskou Okay, so “country-punk” sounds like a ridiculous attempt by some half-witted reviewer to pigeon-hole a band. Oh well, at least it seems to apply in the case of Lost and Found, the new
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Lost and Found is an explosive blending of a -scorching blitz of guitars with lead vocalist Jason Ringenberg’s country twang. Backed by a frantic rockabiiiy drumbeat, the sound is highly energetic, demanding a heavy dose of feverish dancing. Jason & The Scorchers owe a lot to the traditional country and western music of the likes of Hank Williams, but they completely revitaiize this type of music with their break-neck speed and brash disregard for the more conservative conventions of country and western. The album opens with “Last Time Around”, a threeminute session of high-speed harmonica sounding like The Alarm on benzedrine. The sound is v’ery similar to “Lost Highway”, but the remarkable thing about that number
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with typical understatement, “yeah, Ken really had to put his chops to that one!” Some&here behind the spectacles of David Huron is the glint of boyish glee with which he must have composed Ingest, cutting and pasting to his own satisfaction piano pieces by Chopin, Bartok, and Satie - as if to deny the sacredness of anything save the act of creation itself; cultural cannibalism, he calls it. And the effect of his performance was not one of garbled regurgitation, but of musical sense and interpretive finesse. The quality of musicianship was consistently high. Students Monica Leiher and Reena Meijer-Drees admirably met the challenge of high-register clarinet playing in
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To change the pace a bit, a couple of country ballads like “Still Tied!’ are thrown in, replete with steel guitar. Recorded in The Scorchers’ hometown of Nashville, this track sounds like it would suit The Grand Oie Opry, but don’t let that scare you. As nasal as Ringenberg’s voice is, this is not the gutless, whiny dross which you are likely to hear on The Nashville Network. The singing is heartfelt, and even though he about the often sings hackneyed themes of drinking and hard hearted, cheatin’ women, Ringenberg manages to instil1 a freshness into the lyrics. Lost and Found will probably scare quite a few ;3eopie away because of its country flavour, but it is an undeniably hard-hitting, exciting record. Anyone who likes rockabiiiy, punk, or just
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Eurythmy; Hatch displayed great insight into modern wind techniques on bassoon - his repertoire of tricks included giissando, microtones, and multi-phonics. Kenneth Hull appeared to reach a perfect balance of serenity and concentration in his performance of Huron’s Assumptions. Packed with friends, colleagues, and students, the Conrad Grebei Chapel seemed as appropriate a place as any for a testament to the reality of on-going creativity as expressed through music. Hatch and Huron showed us that innovation does still happen in music, and, more importantly, that there is an audience for it, even in Kitchener-Waterloo.
plain rock and roil, should immediately get their hands on this album.
Now
Third World That I’ve Found
Love
by Daniel Rose Strolling into the plush Imprint offices, the record reviewer’s beady little eyes lit seeing the square upon package on the Arts Editor’s antique walnut desk. His feeble mind conjured images of the new releases which might inhabit said package. Upon closer inspection he found a copy of “Now That We’ve Found Love,” the new Third World E.P. Glancing around to ensure that he had not been spotted, he clasped the record in his grubby, sweaty paws and beat a hasty retreat from the office.
Still gloating from his newest acquisition, he dropped Mickey’s arm onto the record expecting to hear the soothing reggae which is Third World’s trademark. Something was wrong. The sound which came out sounded more like the S.O.S. Band than Third World. With furrowed brow, he reexamined the record’s label. The secret was discovered. The song was a Gamble and Huff composition. G and H: the guiding force behind MFSB, the Three Degrees, and innumerable other soul bands. With this new information the infallible reviewer listened to the record once again. Words came to mind: funky, dancable, great. This is a hot record. “What shall I say to my adoring legions?” he thought. “What pearls of recordbuying advice should I offer then?” Buy it and Dance, Sucker!!!
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by Peter Lawson Imprint staff The K-W Philharmonic Choir performed J.S. Bach’s Mass in B Minor on Saturday March 30 as a tribute to Bach’s 300th birthday (3,s. Bach 16851750). A capacity audience attended Centre-In-The-Square to pay homage to the immortal German composer who was unable to celebrate this birthday party, probably because his presence has been world-wide this year. (He even missed the cake and coffee after the show.) The Mass in B Minor is a combination of separate works which were not originally conceived as belonging to a grand mass, and as a complete work the Mass in B Minor is highly praised because it encompasses a broad range of the musical stylings from the mid-eighteenth century. Preceeding the
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After the usual portion of so-called “robot” music from a Fed Hall DJ, accompanied by Donald Duck cartoons and an old Shirley Temple movie, the lights dimmed at 10 pm. last Wednesday, March 27, and Larry took the stage. Not the La&y, of Fed Hall washroom fame, but Larry Gowan - on tour to promote his new album, Strange Animal. Gowan, who prefers to use his last name only, has achieved a certain degree of recognition lately thanks to the video of Criminal Mind, a cut from the new album, receiving extensive play on MuchMusic. The video is a fairly high-quality product, beginning with an animated sequence that blends into live action rather well, and the song itself is certainly not unappealing either. Many of Gowan’s songs, perhaps Crimina1 Mind most of all, have a sound somewhat like a cross between Peter Gabriel and Chris de Burgh; the Gabriel
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performance, Howard Dye k, conductor of the K-W Philharmonic Choir, gave a lofty address about the Mass’s grandeur musically and in terms of religious conviction. However, the Mass is not an audience piece because of its seemingly endless counter-point and repetition of short Latin phrases. Overly extended, it exhausts an audience, leaving them “Bached-out”. The mass is a performer’s mass, placing great demands on choir and conductor. The demand of ensuring a cohesive performance of such a lengthy work seems to have inspired Howard Dyck, and he must be commended for achieving a well-directed performance. To balance the K-W Symphony Orchestra, the K-W Philharmonic Choir, and the Elmer Iseler Singers (to augment the K-W choir) for more than two hours was a triumph for Dyck, who must be proud of his choir.
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The K-W Philharmonic Choir is .a non-professional choir consisting of local singers, and the choir’s handling of Bach’s Mass was well disciplined. The renowned Elmer Iseler Singers from Toronto were present to sing difficult passages and to assist in guiding the K-W choir members. Their sound was solid except for a few weak moments from the tenor section. Soloists sing intermittent solos throughout the Mass, creating a contrast to the volume of the volume of the chorus. The soloists included Elizabeth Neufeld, soprano; Margaret Kuhl, mezzo-soprano; Douglas Robinson, tenor; and Daniel Lichti, baritone, and all performed well. Margaret Kuhl, who now teaches voice at State University of New York, had the voice of the evening with a well rounded mezzo-tone, but Daniel Lichti, r... though . . a*possessing a pleasing baritone, lacked the power to t11l the hall.
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sound is no real surprise, since three members of Gabriel’s band bassist Tony Levin, guitarist David Rhodes, and drummer Jerry Marotta - backed up Gowan on Strange Animal. While Strange Animal is nominally pop-sounding, if not a completely superficial album, Gowan in concert is a different story. Though his theatrical stage posturing and leaping about tend to put one off somewhat, he seems to be genuinely enjoying it and not merely playing a role. As well, he is not, *as the saying goes, just another musical bum off the street - he’s a bum who went beyond grade 10 at the Royal Conservatory of Music, and it shows in his abilities on the keyboard. Midway through the second set, he launched into a tribute to Beethoven, Scott Joplin, Jerry Lee Lewis and Little Richard, among others. Several of the slower and less pop-sounding tunes from the album showed some classical influence as well. Gowan’s voice is no mean instrument
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either, with admirable range and tonal quality. In conclusion, it is hard not to wish that Larry Gowan had imbued his album with a bit more of the material evident in his performance.
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to realize that my fears were unwarranted. The band attacked the stage around 11 pm. and a studded leather blanket formed in front of them. Five seconds into the opening number the first ten feet became total anarchy. The band’s stabbing, intense rythm had the pit in a frenzy, until impromptu security arrived, threatening to escort any “slamdancers” out into the cold Kitchener - night. The devastation endured for about two hours. The music was fast and clean. As security tried to restore c?rder, the band ripped through a three song encore without hesitation, enticing the thrashers into utter
by Joe Wing Being an avid avoider of the local punk (?) scene, I was pleasantly shocked to discover that a California hardcore band was planning an assault on the nice city of Kitchener (April 1, The Back 9 Door). I was confident that Toxic Reasons would provide a powerful and raucous gig, but several bleak thoughts came to mind as I began to envision the night ahead of me. Somehow, I couldn’t picture a band of this nature playing to an underage, poser crowd at a tiny, stageless bar like The Back Door. After arriving, grabbing a beer and sitting down, I began
pandemonium. A Nazi table Kill By Remote Contra!; diver flew into the pile God Bless America, and sending a mass of bodies into Within These Walls on the the band. Equipment was Rough Trade label. In terms of violence, Bruce knocked over along with admits the“ band thrives on several innocent bystanders, the excitement (violence) that rendered helpless by the surrounds our shows.” Such chaos. riots ’ incidents as stabbings, And then it was over. and tear gas “help us keep on Toxic Reasons have been the edge and keep the band around for quite some time. awake on stage!” Based in San Francisco, the band travels extensively, and As for their gig here in is beginning a European tour Kitchener, they were this week. Lead singer Bruce credits somewhat surprised at the turnout. their success to the extensive “We expected a table scene, a mohawk or touring the band endures. two, and that’s’ it, but the “People see us and want to score our albums,” he said. pebple were pretty wild. I understand a lot of the punks And that they do. They road’tripped it in, though.” have released three albums:
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A record breakin.g year for the UW ,athletic teams by Rob Stevenson Imprint 3;taff The athletic year has come to an end, to the dismay of many, and it’s time -to review the- performances of University of Water110 teams and athletes for 1984-85. There were disappointments, to be sure, but .-in fetrospect the accomplishments are very impressive on the whole.
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Most U’W teams compete against 15 others in Ontario. Keeping this in mind: two first-place, six second-place, seven third-place, and four fourth-place finishes by our teams this year represents a commendable record. In addition, six teams qualified for CIAU competition, and we had 18 individuals selected as OWIAA/ OUAA All-Stars and 7 as All-Canadian. The following is a list of OWIAA/ the University of Waterloo teams.
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\ Warriors ’ Badminton-5th . 1 Basketball - 2nd, 2nd’ in CIAU’s Cross-Country - 3rd Curling - 1st, for the third year ;r. n W-A.,, 111 Q I”W Football - 8th ’ Golf - 2nd Hockey - 12th Rugby - 3rd ’ Soccer - 4th . Skiing (Alpine) - 2nd : Skiing (Nordic) - 7th ,. ’ Squash - 3rd ‘, Swimming & Diving -.5th Tennis - 3rd Track & Field (Indoor) - 6th, seven team members to CIAU’s ,Volleyball. - 2nd Z Water Polo - 3rd ’ Wrtsting - 7th.
Athenas Basketball - 5th Cross-Country - 7th Curling - 2nd Field ,Hockey -2nd, and 6th in CIAU’s Figure Skating - 5th Gymnastics - no team entry, but one member to CIAU’s Skiing (Alpine) - 3rd Skiing (Nordic) - lst, for the fifth year. in a row Squash - 4th S,wimm&ig & Diving - 4th, with four swimmers qualifying for CIAU’s xSynchronized Swimming 9th Tennis - 3rd ’ Track & Field (Indoor) - 6th two individuals to CIAU’s Track & Field (Outdoor) - 6th Volleyball - 4th.
University of’ Waterlob had To a/l the Athletes’and,coqches
The a fine year in athletics. and those who contributed:
Three Warrior athletes .were honoured as OUAA West Division Athletes of the Week. They were Perry Stoneman in football, Randy Norris in basketball, and Dave Roth in alpine skiing. Nine school records were broken this year. The bracketed year that follows each is that in which the previous record. was set. The career scoring record in basketball was broken by Peter Savich (1’967-72). The season rebounding record is now held by Randy Norris (19643, -Tracks& Harvey M+ro set new marks in both the 1000 metres(l978)and the 1500 metres(l984). The4X 800 m relay team broke a 197 1 record.
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IL 6 CRAC Execu.tive.and Council:
Thank-you
How does one say thank-you to the over forty C.R.A.C. representatives who endured our four meetings this term, who voluntarily got involved in six .committees, who passed 15 of 17 recommendations for the improvement of the C-R program, and who did not ,get to go to Labatt’s due to the recent strike? How does one also thank a super executive of Moya Hamilton, Mark Dales, Michelle Deakin, Brian Letman, Doug Siris and Darcy Brioux who tirelessly held their meetings at Fed Hall, who diligently chaired _ committees, council meetings, made report after report, who arranged for the “goodies” for our meetings and who were not allowed to win a UW squash racquet in our draws? From my perspective, you can never thank them enough.
Thank you to all those who participated in Campus Recreation this term as a referee. I certainly appreciate the hard work and effort you put in to make the leagues run so successfully. Also, special thanks is in order for the Referee-in-Chiefs who extended themselves in making my job so much easier: Rob Visser Ball Hockey Tom Valcke Basketball Dan Maraham Broomball Sean Masey Ice Hockey Good Luck in the Future.
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These excellent results will not be easily duplicated by future Several of next year’s teams will be UW athletic teams. hindered by the loss of coaches,seven.excellent student and ~ three part-time coaches in all - but until then, thanks to all for a great year. Squash.Gahi%knmn Louise Roy
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Weight Training: Kevin Welsh Social Dance: Joanne and Michael McCarraher
Wow! Ice Hockey Playoffs s
In A division playoffs, P&busters had an easy time. They thrashed St. Jerome’s A 3-0, to meet Kinucks in the playoffs. Kinucks met Flyin’ Eyes in the quarter finals and narrowly squeezed through, 3-2, to advance to the playoffs. Postbusters then cleaned up by taking Kinucks in only two championship games. In *Bl division. playoffs, competition was tight as neither the Eury&mechs nor the Iceomers, the top two-ranked teams, made the ’ championship game. What an exciting series. Both quarter final,games went into overtime, Civicious edged Renison 4-3 and Mennonite 1 Instructors . narrowly took Molson Exports 2-1. Civicious and Mennonite 1 then met for a long awaited championship ,game, but, Civicious dominated by / .taking Mennonite 1 4-2 and 3-1. Many, many thanks to all the dedicated instructors of our instructional In B2 division playoffs, Bobs Bellies, the number one-ranked team, programs this term. The success of Campus Recreation depended on blasted through the playoffsto take the championship in only two final ‘vour enthusiasm and &&jse and therefore. I would like to ----I-L-.. --L 3Lc-q l---IA t- *I-- q-uarter finals and took them 3-1 to gamcrs. I r1ey liXL 1 WOIS II1 me acknowledge your contribu6ons: 1 advance to the final game; The Waile rs, who h‘ad advanced to the finals, could not put it together to get past gloalkeeper Andrew Letwin and lost St. John’s First Aidi Tennis: the championship in two games. Gord Rodwin Peter Abbot . The only series to go three games’was in the 83 division playoffs. John Podobnik Ron Lovely Tinamou Tribe easily clobbered the Maple Rockies 5-0, and the Ohmen Dennis Tsang . 9-2 to advance to the playoffs to meet their challenge. Civillians also Tai Chi: Stan Tsang advanced to the playoffs. What a final!? The first game went to Civillians, T. Rudensky Peter Lawson a tight 2-1. The game, despite the r ucus of the Civillian fans and band Noel Mackay ‘ of pots and pans, went to the Tinamou Tribe. - Yoga: Noel Law The championship was tied one a piece; the tension’mounted as the Heather Lee teams took the ice for the final game. The shots on the CitiIlians Carolyn pierce ’ Skatinq: netminder, Dan Joyce, kept coming but he persisted to keep CiviIIians ini Doris &derhill the game. Racquetball: Leanne Wood Each player hustled I on either team, but the shots on the Civillian net Dwight Lawrence Cheryl Wilson outnumbered the sho ts on the Tinamou Tribe’s goalkeeper by about 5Sue Kilby 1. It was inevitable thi St Tinamou Tribe scored. Although the Civillians Cross Country Skiing: Marv Llovd hustled to make a go al, the Tinamou Tribe shut them out to take the Bob Butts Bonnie Curtis -. championship by two games to one. Melinda Schipper Carolvn Leckie 72
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by UW teams.
Sylvia Forgrave broke two.records in times which are now CIAU marks. These came in the.60 metre’hurdles (1980), and the long jump (1980). In swimming, Kate Moore set the women’s 200’ m backstroke record (1984),* while Mike West broke the men% ( 1978-79).
Paul Jackson David Sowerbv Rebeca Street& Jeff Mclsaac
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Thank-you To All Referees
excellent results will not ‘be easily duplicated Thank-you for a great year!
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Over the past few months, I have been asked many times “What is the Creative Arts Board?” Although the C.A.B. is a very integral part of the Federation of Students’ structure, its role and activities are not widely known The C.A.B. consists of student representatives from the dance, music, drama and fine arts departments, as well as advisors from each of those areas, and other interested students. This board is led by the C.A.B. Chairperson, who carries out the day to day duties, and puts the wishes of the Board into action, as well as serving on the executive of the Federation. The Board’s mandate is to provide guidance, encouragement, and funding to groups of UW students who wish to pursue projects in: the performing arts (this could include dance performances, coffee houses, plays), or in creative writing (student poetry or short stories), or in the visual arts. This past year has been a very exciting one in which the C.A.B. sponsored: several drama productions directed, produced, promoted, acted, and managed by students (including A Streetcar Named Desire), a trip to Stratford, an upcoming trip to see the hit musical CA TS, several concerts of music performed by UW students, live entertainment at the Bombshelter on Thursdays (5-9pm), several coffee houses, and organizing for a . musical in 1986. The C.A.B. has also purchased a sound system that can be rented by recognized student groups for a minimal charge. The Creative Arts Board provides an excellent opportuity for UW students to-get involved: as actors, dancers, directors, as writers, technicians, performers or as spectators. Creative students outside of drama, fine arts, music grid dance programs are also welcome. Your involvement with the Creative Arts Board in any role will be rewarding - so the next time that you think of a great project, think of C.A.B. too! Cheryl Smi,th Chairperson Creative Arts Board
5, 1985
Feisal Rayman, a graduate student in the Department of Political Science, received an Ontario Youth Medal at a banquet in London held last Friday, March 29. Five hundred such medals will be awarded across Ontario this con t ri buyear, recognizing tions made by young people to improving life in the province. Mr. Rayman was nominat2-d for the award by UW President Dr. Douglas Wright and was selected by a committee of MPPs. He was honoured for the leadership and organizational skills he has exhibited in various campus associations. Most rec(tntly President of the
Graduate Student Association, Mr. Rayman has also been involved- with the Arts Student Union, the Canadian lnstitute for lnternational Affairs, the U W P.C. Campus Association, the Moslem the Student Association, Caribbean Student Association, and the Indian Student Association. Explaining his association with these last three groups, Mr. Rayman said: “I’m a Moslem Caribbean of Indian He went on to extraction.” state that he feels it is important for young people to shape the world they will have to live in. The Ontario Youth Medal awards are held in celebration of International Youth Year.
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Access reviewed feels that students can learn from such a review process. The proposal which will be discussed at Senate includes the following principles: 1) Every student may appeal a final grade. 2) The student, in the process of appealing, may obtain supervised access to a copy of the final exam paper to read aonly. 3) The student may provide written comments which will be forwarded, along with the exam paper, to the faculty member for consideration in responding to the appeal. 4) Faculties may extend the privileges provided above but may not be more restrictive in their implementation of this proposal.
Students may have better access to their final exam papers if the UW Senate approves a proposal adopting policy guidelines on this issue at its April 15 meeting. Ombudsman Dean Nadon has been trying to get a consistent, university-wide policy on student access to exam papers for the last two years. Although most professors will review a paper with a student who requests it, Nadon notes that standardized rules would be designed to deal with those few instructors who refuse such access. He is advocating letter access to exam papers lecause he believes that it’s ‘important to know where IOU went wrong.” Nadon
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Nine UW students were honored at the Student Leadership Appreciation Banquet, held last March 25 at the Laurel Dining Room, South Campus Hall. These awards are in recognition of extracurricular outstanding contributions to student life on campus. The winners ar’e as follows: Jeff Tiffin, Faculty of Arts; Blair Davies, Faculty of Engineering; Ron McIntyre, of Environmental Faculty Kristensen, Studies; Ann
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Mathematics; Faculty of David Lenarduzzi, Faculty of Deborah Gold, Science; Graduate Student Award in Recognition of Outstanding Leadership; *Jeff Wilson and Tom Valcke, Undergraduate Student Awards in Recognition of Outstanding Leadership. I he Student Leadership Appreciation Banquet is ai jointly annual ‘event, sponsored by the Federation of Students and the Waterloo Christian Fellowship.
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Are you interested in knowing what the other side is like? Are you willing to extend your hand through the iron curtain and shatter the myth of the Godless East? The Peace Society of UW has compiled a list of 29 names and addresses from East bloc
countries and wishes to expand this list. They are asking people to correspond with these people and ask for more names. I,f you are indeed interested contact Kevin Jardine at 576- 4796
Intending to Graduate? Students expecting to graduate at the Spring Convocation, May 23, May 24, May 25, 1985, must to submit an “Intention
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(Kink-Box): dresses you Israeli soldiers snakes. - Your
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and your out for guns and ex roomie.
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Thanh jou for take it for granted to keep in touch.
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“Is Jimmy Hoffa Really Club” (Formerly Apathy Juggling Club) has final exams want to buyi They might be a lit le more than our competition but you you’re worth it! Pass now! Cash only! 884.1804. for meals. ReaUy.
Love
JL-alias “BUD”: Thanks help this past term. If introductory course then on to the advanced level! your tutoring as much as muchly your budski X0X0. -I need good Harry. it
Charlie Back to you. and may for self. sue ks!) -a 29). N2L
to, Ray and Brenda, and Patty, Ron and Bryce. Best wishes Sue & Judy.
J.A. Turner Secondary Anniversary celebration 1965. To pre-register, Bhnton, at J.A. Turner South R.R. * IO, Brampton, or Telephone 453-9220.
Pizza ), Dr.
Anyone interested in wishing Theadore late Happy Birthday (it was March please write 23 Austin Dr., Wat. Ont., 3X9. My name is Franklin.
CONGRADULATIONS Rob and Cheryl, Ron Heather. Collette and on your new endeavor.
W2 1st S.T.G.
floor.
west 2 1st floor WIST players unite! Thanx for a great year. El . good luck with married life. Are there going to be breakdancers at your wedding? Let’s keep in touch Love the second-year frosh-to-be.
and Good
miss
Your much WiM Good
To J. T. G T squared: We told you the bil would come at E.O.T. CREDITS: Living beside us, S 1284.15: Cookie supply, $427.64; Babysitting Ted, S 138.00: Car Pushing 5 X $75.00; D.J. Service, $467.32; Cable T.V. Installation. S 185.85, Parts $61&%2;OBeer. S97.50: Hydro Repairs, . . Shou er Facilities $157.23; Misc., S’l24.00. Total Credit: $3950.91. DEBITS: Ice Cream, s 1.25; Dinner for three, 3 X S4.50: 2 slices of pizza, $2.50: Babysitting X. S3.00; tolerating a drunk T.A, s 110.00: Misc., $24.00. Total Debits S 154.25. Payment due $3796.66. Cheque or similar must be received no later than April 12. 1985. Payable to the G’town Bovs.
Weirdb’ers.It’snks memorable (usually) Merci Beaucoup.
Hey Jocelyn Baby! AK.A. Thunder Thighs and/or Chipmunk cheeks Congratulations! Here’s to Pittsburg. Well Joce. not too much left to say except it’s been great (bye! sob, sob). but wait, there’s stil spring ‘85’. LUV M.S. A.K.A. Porko: Boom Boom G sometimes even Karlene.
Take
term! been future. make
Thanks for the lauahs. the late nights and all &e love, and meaningful experiences wacky cutlines, A.Y.‘s laugh; Rob’s abstentions. Past Mortems. paste up the other Doug’s words of wisdom and, gosh gee, how G.E.C.‘s gorgeous hats). to Rick and see ya in the Fall.
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a great have the Let’s Ribet.
Carol, Shirl, Laura: Who’s getting Pass Degrees? pick us? Because...it’s third year and we don’t care anymore. Good luck on Finals. .it’s been great haklnq us all here at the same time aqains. Vebbie.
The the you expensive know Call
PERSONALS
Aye, Brian McCleery, Yek OldMick. the hole at Ulster soon. Gonna Just remember all we talked about it help you and me in our search GOD. P.S. Arsenal Forever (Leeds ____.
of be and
I sincerely thank you for past 4 years the best! you always. (Even you thanx to Chris for for listening, and Rudy Liz Fistrovici Hon BSc.
J.D.. Susie, Annabelle: great 5 years! Let’s never and always make the effort Love Ya. B.W.
AID WANTED to perform various tasks foG handicapped student in the Fall Term. Duties include doing laundry, drawing graphs. running small errands etc. Requires about 4 hrs a week in total & pays $49/wk perhaps more must live in VI call Steve 884-5538.
El Porko: Well, Honey, it’s been what, I don’t know! Ah, but it was hsted...it’s soon bye bye bachelorhood hullo ball ‘n chain-hood! luck...ABAFFFFFF.
Always.
Kariene (Boom-Boom): You’re your mother dresses you funny! pork0 Roomie. ----Irene (Goiorit): Your mother funn). bui go for It anbvaa! roomie.
WANT EXTRA INCOME while in or looking for employment, then an automotive group. AUTOcan help. Contact MARYANN or KOPE for more information. 744.
Don’t let food services take over palace in VI. Call Dr. Wriqht (2201 Bnustowski(2808) & Bob Moodie(“Food Services”: 2704) now to complain! you stomach tood services ptzza?
J.G. Invisible etc., etc a REAL
term
To West A Wankers: Shaggy, Lyle, Jimmy, Ray and Jennifer, Wilie, Brian, Greg, Hockey Fag. Muscles, Joe Cool, Bear, ‘Los. Jeff, Mafia McLobster, Gon 20. Boris, Phil, Gordo, Ninja, Franko. Popcorn Man, Sid a?d Heather. Lonie Lee, Mark, Rugby Fag, FZltchte. Deaner, Daley, Jan and Lynn, Action Man, Carlos, Italian, Jeremy, Marty, David, Animal, David, Slim Terry, Wilhelm, Scott. Kin Wimp, Chris ‘The Shagger’, Stewie. Mick. lonian, Blampton ‘Woosey’ Neil and T.K. Thanks for making 84-85 a great year. Yours truly, Your wimpy rugby fag, sick. drunk. offcampus. cruisin’. studyin’, shaving creamed, ireppy, Rick d A.J. fan, Monday night pizza lover Don. GLENN.
Denise mother strange slinky
578-l
ENTERTUhERS YEEDED for Thursday afternoon talent showcases in the Bombshelte;. .AMATEUR PERFORI’IERS, here’s a great way to get some exposure playing to real audiences! For more info, call Dave at 745-6946 (leave a message) or call CAB ext. 6329. IF YOU school expanding SAVERS BRIAN 9290.
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We have had lots Dim Sum won’t of you. C-ski.
North 6, thank you for help and understandinq appreciated. Good luck’in C.P. “Happy Birthday”. Friday a GREAT Fridav!
Judi (Beaner): number out, you this term, chance to do You’re bald funny! - ,your natural or is
also 884.
Get them 20years 358.
Rates. Angie
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D.Mc.: Lunches at the Bombshelter lots of hughs. Thanks for the memories! Good luck in T.O. this summer. C-ski.
Chipper, Chocolate Jocelyn.
Pascal, Basic and need to pass or just Steve, 884-9066.
with a small Reasonable.
4.
There once was some boys with a problem, And said the “filth”, we can solve them, You’re drinking’s a disgrace, Try pearls and Lace, And we’l see what can be done about ROBIN.
Close, fast dependable. Stadium. $1 per double Draft copy provided. may 885-l 353.
Available Whether edge.
Chin, Grant, Carlos. laughs over the years. the same without all
Imprint Staff: lessons, the understanding (i.e. Cam’s therapeutic lengthy meetings, with Doug, whimsy and could I forget Best of luck J.L.
of 4/5 to UW,
WANTED
furnished Parkside) As added T.O. Parkside
free rent - Townhouse to share 3 bedrooms available Call Susan (416) 481-3971 ).
message
lease close
to
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townhouse 1 minute Basement
cheap.
for
Sept.
TORONTO: One Co-op Student accomodation from May 1 - Sept downtown area, wiling to share. Patti . 884-3316.
fall. parking & Amos).
student house. included. laundry. 1 st. $175/month.
available Option
for
1 for female, non: apt. Est. Court.
St.
spring/fal 64 886-8986.
reward house/townhouse, 154.
in
bachelor apartment to sublet from Downtown Toronto-Yonge & . S503/month. Includes use of jogging track, weight room, in-house Security Entrance. Serious replies, call l-416-581-0073.
available
100 Dollar bedroom call 886-8
Holes or Pulls in your futed like new. Reasonable experience. More info
Condo for sublet! Has 5 bedrooms, washer dyer. air conditioning, gas barbeque. partialiy furnished, and more! 121 University Ave.. -83. or negotiable. Phone: 746.
2 rooms townhouse. all conveniences.
HOUSING WANTED
Wil do rubbish 2831.
female unfurnished Sept.
884-8361
Semi-furnished 2 bedroom summer of 85. Albert Parkdale Plaza. Finished shower. 2 bathrooms. throughout. Rent really Paul anytime 746-0987.
Rooms partialy negotiable.
that I got your attention we’re for 1 or 2 room-mates for the May-August. 5 min. from Parkdale 10 min from UW. Dryer, colour TV $118/mo. (negotiable). Dave or 7464113. ____-
Do you have a lease for your place? Please bring it to the Legal Resource Office at CC 150A. We are currently tjing to ac?u’i%ti. late information on rents in the K-W area and we would like to take a look at your lease. Our lease bank can only grow with your help. Holistic Therapy treatments - combines reflexology. shiatsu, touch for health, iridology & nutrition. Please call P. Henderson for an appointment. 888-6253.
available2 rooms available in Sunnydale townhouse. great backyard. Call 746-
WHAT A DEAL! Summer in parkdale. pool, beer, liquor G groceries seconds away, rent negotiable. We know you want a townhouse for the summer term. Malcolm 8844629, Peter 884-9246.
Room smoker, 885-4834.
Now
Moving Selvices - student Enclosed Van available for Ph. 579-63 14
WANTED: male non-smoker to share large 2 bedroom apartment in quiet clean building, 20 min. walk, 5 minute bike to UW, less to WLU. for summer, continuousiy. or altemating’terms. Rent S 175 neg. CaU 885-l 2 11 ext. 6376 8:305:O0. 885-2978 or 884-2994 eveninas. . ’
Price
in house May - Sept. washer and dyer. Nice Reasonable rent. CaU
house.
256 Philip St Townhouse summer term. 3 bedroom, mostly furnished. lots closest place to campus 3507 (DAN) or 884-6507
pool, T.V. collect
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Sublet for summer. Close to Bus. shopping, beer, min to UW and WLU. Rent Call 578-7024.
East 2 and Collingwood, Bil Whatnot, winter
We hereby announce the ressurection of Paul Robinson on August 31st 1985. He ivil reincarnate as: (a) An arcade maggot AKA mall rat(b) John Bonham (c)A devout Q107 listener with lumberjack coat, Black Harley Davidson Tee-shirt and workman booti (d) Fuzzy dice(e) Deb, with feathered earrings. tight jeans and cougar boots (f) SMEGMA (g) Member of Loverboy (h) A sidebum. Choose one and phone your choice in at 884-5386 anytime.
To aU my friends: helping to make these I wil remember wimpy Kim). Special being crazy, Yarek for beaming me up.
left! minute after
USE OF VCR AND 1 MONTH RENT FREE! May-August 1985. Unfurnished room in a furnished, clean. quiet townhouse on 649-8 Albert St. Rent $15O/month. including utilities. 5 minutes from Parkdale Plaza (Brewer’s Retail, LCBO. Zehrs), 20 minutes from campus. Call Karen (888. 6647) or Bruce (416-968-5524 work, 416. 2796617 home).
Luxury pw;;;g.
Of
SEX! looking months Plaza, free! Randy
May May 1 - Aug basement
To the REAL men of Psycho, R. Scott, Spew Best Shooter, Stubby, pat (where’s the ashtmy?). Don (who?), C.T., G Thanks for making the experience. Best of Luck
Too many memories and things to say. So, in short, good luck & keep on raising hell; go for the jugular. Best of luck to Imprint. I.S.. the weight room users and those watching “Security (T)“. Bye for at least a year, CAMERON.
?ownhouse for rent May . Sept ‘85. Furnished for 6 and in good central location. Close to the university. One rnonth free rent. CaU 7464095. --F~wNH~cISE AVAILABLE to sublet May Aug. 5 12 D Albert St., 15 min. walk or 5 min bike ride to UW. $ lOO/mo. + utilities. Pool, dryer. parking. Waterbed available. Call Sue at 4 16-8844060.
Excellent
Summer sublet: large 2 bedroom apt. (Just past Sunnydale on $380/month. Rent ne otiable. incentive an apt. in M 8 A and/or available for fal (only if sublet ing apt.) Call 885-2956.
Copies
ful 746.
for summer term. 4 Rooms in beautiful house 10 min. walk campus. Balcony overlooking Park. Must be seen. Phone 746-
Summer in Greenbriar. 1% baths. Sauna. walk to UW. Rent pm or on weekends.
I
No
F>ie large bedrooms Furnished. Parking, summer house. John, 7464027.
sublet Partial y
$99/month available from Waterloo 4201.
2
Female roomate wanted for summer term. Central Waterloo location. Yard, parking, partly furnished. Call 885-0525. -~ -___ $100 per month: one room in a three bedroom townhouse, summer ‘85. This can not be missed. Call Angela, 885-0139.
in 4 bdrm. to Parliament Leave
two Call
two bedroom apartment (room for to sublet mayhug. option to take over in Sept., 2. minutes from campus, substantialy reduced rent, 746.
&e female non-smoking roommate wanted to share partialy furnished, xdroom apartment conveniently located across from Parkdale Plaza and available May 1.1985. $185.00 per month inclusive. Phone 746-3480.
May G Furnished, 15 min.
for
house from 0 746.
2 single rooms for studious male students in clean, quiet home for summer term. Fully insulated, panleled, built-in desks. No cooking. Fridge. teakettle and toaster avaibble, Private entrance and bath. 5 minute walk to either university. Apply at _;!O4 Lester St. 884-3629.
Huae 2 bedroom apartment. Fully furnished, broadloom through. Laundry facilities. New building. Beside Conesto a Mall. s300/month. AvailableMayAug 8 !i . Ideal for coap student who would like to switch off terms. Apt. 408 166 Wissler. contact Judy or Cathy 886-53 15.
A quick examination of any printing job proves we’re in a class by ourselves. Our prices will have students scrambling for their calculators to make sure we haven’t under-charged. And our degree of speedy service moves us to the head of the class. (Just what’s needed when that thesis is overdue.) For students who want A+ copying,
XEROX
Large four) lease hrnished. 1219. -
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Nice 3 bedroom Big Kitchen. liquor. 20 negotiable.
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3 bedroom townhouse Aug. Option to stay in backyard, carport, reasonable walk. Call Leanne, 885-0836.
4 bedroom townhouse l/85. $500 & utilities. with 1 % baths. 885-1429.
745-0366.
I t
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to share 3 bd. iaundry, parking, summer ‘85
Philip St. townhouse available May 1 to Aug 31. Rent negotiable. furnished, washer, dryer, bbthrooms, finished basement. 3458.
Students awardl M&T Insta-Print top marks for high quality, low prices and quick service.
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FuUy pay 884.
Female roommate wanted apt. Furnistied, waterbed, near Sunnydale. Available $185/mo. 886-2 189.
OTTAWA: student Hil . messaae
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student house. included, laundry, 1 st. $175/month.
Furnished townhouse for rent for May-Aug 1985. One month free rent. Four bedrooms, three bathrooms. Finished basement. Washer, dryer, fridge. stove. Quiet area. Close to campus. Phone Mike 884-5399 or Al 884-5709.
sp.) Typist on campus Karen, 746.
Call
in
Sunnydale townhouse for rent in summer. On a 15 min. walk to campus, with a sun roo r . Three bedrooms at $105 a month oer person. Call Liz 884-6939 or Debbie 884. 5929. Roommate Wanted - share 3 bdrm with 2 girls. May-Aug 15 min. Walk of W. Near Downtown Waterloo. 3022.
Keep Cool this summer in a 2 bdrm basement apt. on Hazel St.. fuly furnished. free parking space, laundry facilities, near -Parkdale Plaze (beer, liquor store) - 20 min. walk to campus, only $295/mo (utilities included) - avail. May 1 . Aug. 3 1: call 884. 8150 or 884-2918.
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Typing, essays, work reports, resumes, business letters, etc. Neat, accurate, wil correct spelling, grammar, punctuation. Reasonable rates, Electronic typewriter, 7 years experience typing for students. Phone Lee, 886-5444. afternoon or evening. ~Typsetting by pros! You’ve seen the rest, now try the best! Imprint doesjob typsetting using the same equipment and people this paper is typeset with. Massive discounts. Word processing. 28 typestyles. Diskette storage. Galley proofs. Give your dissertation or thesis the treatment it deserves. Call 8884048 for more details. Word Processing. Call Byte-a-Bit Services at 746-1078. Resumes, Covering letters, Assignments, Theses.
living on Campus or $3.00 minimum for & reliable service. Call Ann 7X
$1/p+ IBM Selectric: Carbon grammar/spelling corrections; quality bond paper provided. included: symbol/italics work term reports, theses, Personalized service. 579-55 13 Downtown Kitchener.
Typing Services $1 /pg. Floppy your cassettes, to your door. 5 19-3669922.
Typist 7X/pg. Fast 1.
originals of reports. Data Fast, accurate
Typing. Ribbon: good Proofreading available: essays. evenings.
.Call
UW Wil Lynda
Mrs.
25 years experience, spaced page. Westmount 3342. Experienced Selectric. Vilage,
sell in-car cassette player and 2-50 speares (only $45). Double bed Datsun 13” wheel rims, ($10). 884-042 1. 1978 Toyota Corolla. 95.000 km. Body, motor and interior all in excellent condition. AM/FM, cassette, sunroof, good tires. standard 4 speed. Silver with black stripe. Great car for a student. $2,400 or best offer. Call Terrie at (4 16)945-8097 or Phil at 884-9056 evenings. Must watt ($35).
for
guamnteed. Multiple theses, and work Delivery arranged. Call Diane, 576.1284.
Typing holds $yIq)
Word Processing! Close, fast, dependable.$1 per page dbl. sp. Near Seagmm Stadium. Draft copy provided. May book ahead. Ph. 885-l 353.
home. Call
for Students. welcomed. Wil correct $1. page dbl. CaU 8864347.
Resumes, printing, pickup ACTION
III. P.S. . P.B. exceUent . no . $795 . 653.
UEI40 M, L, Xi, evenings,
Quality resumes, Stomge. service.
THE guy for “What hickey! There met he he
a date for the time is guaranteed.
-May
is 7935
School’s Tenth May 17 & 18, contact Mrs. Kennedy Rd. Ont. L6V 3N2
for all the stats that was only an it’s time to move Hopeyou enjoyed I did!?! Love you -
Convocation. Just
A ask
for
“F.U.R.” COUPLE: There once was a from King City, Who went to South B. a quickie, He wanted Lots more, But said a Bore!“, Because all he got was a once was a girl from Sout;, B, Who up with a guy called A.B., She thought was cute. Until the dispute, it seemed all liked was T.V.! Blondie and Joey.
I LOVE YOU ALL! You know who you are. Thanx for making my year very special. Drop into the Imprint over the next :/ear to visit me, or I’l hate you ail. Have a hot, steamy, slippery summer! Love, Carol F.