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The Ombudsman’s Term End Statistical Report for fall 1982 is now available for those who would like a copy. CC 235 or call ext. 2404. The Economics Society is sponsoring a “Pub Crawl to the Library”inNiagaraFalls, N.Y. on Sat. March 5. Tickets are $6. Bus leaves the CC at 6 p.m. For more information, go to the Eton. Sot. office, HH 132. Salat-ul-Jumua(FridayPrayer). cc 110.

1:30p.m.

Seminar and Colloquia presents an Integrated Studies Production of Social Issue Films. Today’s is called “Fundi”, New Technology. PAS, 3:00 p.m. room 1101. UW Ski Club presents Skiing and Comedy. All day skiing. Dinner and the famous SCTV comedy revue. All at Blue Mountain. $33.00, sign up at PAC before today. For more info call Mike Ellis at 8863449.

Learn techniques of improvisational comedy, then go on to-fame as a Theatresportsplayer. CCat7p.m.,checkTurnkey desk for room number. Chaplains Morbey and Kooistra invite the University community to come and see the Joyce Landorf film series: His Stubborn Love. Starts at 8:15 p.m., Great Hall, CC. Workshop at St. PauI’s College Chapel at 9 a.m. Everyone is welcome. Fed Flicks

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Dept. of Co-ordination and Placement is offering job search seminars throughout the month of March. Sign-up sheets are posed on the bulletin board, Needles Hall. A session is being offered today at 11:30 in room 1020. Free Noon Concert featuring The Eastern Mennonite College Chamber Singers from Harrisonburg, VA. Sponsored by CGC Music Dept., starts at 12:30 p.m. at the Chapel

CCF presents a sharing meeting. Dr. Thomas Choy and Mr. William Yung will share their testimonies on “God’s guidance in vocation”. All are welcome. For transportation call Hon Sang, at 884-8019.

Start .the Peace Race. All welcome to attend the UW Peace Society meeting today at 4:30 at CGC, lower lounge.

‘Celebrate the end of mid-terms at the Eng Sot Dance DJ Pub. SCH at 8 p.m. Eng’s, $1, others $1.50.

Discover the exciting art of debating. Everyone welcome., 5:30 at St. Jerome’s room 229.

Earthen Mug Coffee House. 8 p.m. to 12 a.m.: CC 110. Sponsored by WCF.

Film Night on Southern Africa. “Weaving our Lives - the Women of Oodi” and “South Africa Belongs to Us”, sponsored by the African Students Association and the Southern Africa Education Committee. 7:30, room 150, Physics Bldg.

Fed ‘Flicks - The Warriors, starring Michael Beck. AL 116 at 8 p.m. $1 for Feds, $2 for others. The Hobbit. Adapatedfrom the book by J. R. R. Tolkein, this Theatre Sans Fil Production is full of magic and imagination, at least the press release writer says so, using giant puppets. Tickets are $8. 8 p.m., Humanities.

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Carousel Dance Centre presents Canadian Classics. This young dance company based at UW, choreographs and dances works especially for kids, based on Canadian poetry and literature. 1 p.m. and 3:30 p-m, $3.50 ($3.00 for kids), Humanities Theatre. Brainstorming meeting to discuss possible themes for FASS ‘84. All Welcome. CC 135,Z to 5 p.m. Another exciting game of Theatreports. Come out and see Waterloo’s Best taken on a team from Brantford! (We hear that McMullen is returning to T-sports tonight!) $1 for non Feds, 75c for Feds. T.I.D.E. (Toronto Independant Dance Enterprises) will perform in Theatre of the Arts at 8 p.m. Admission is $5. Sponsored by Dance and Engineers (what a combo!) Fed Flicks

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operative invites all women, disaffected or not, to their biweekly gab session. 7:30 p.m. cc 149. Catechism for the Curious: A study of Christian Doctrine: Chaplain Morbey. 7:30 p.m., CGC Lounge. Teaching, learning and sharing your skills in education, trades, technology, health, agriculture and business in a developing country through CUSO. Informational meeting, 7:30 p.m., MC 3004.

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Resume writing of Co-ordination NH 1020.

Mar. 2 -

see Monday seminar offered by Dept. and Placement at 12:30 at

Red Cross Blood Donor Clinic, 2 to 8:30 Grace Lutheran Church, 136 p.m., Margaret Ave., and Louisa St., Kitchener. They need 325 peoples-full. Counselling Services is offering a group on Student Burn Out starting today from 3 to 4:30 p.m. If interested, please come in and register in NH 2080.

Christian Perspective Series with Chaplain Morbey. 4:30 p.m. HH 334.

Holocaust Remembrance Day will be observed. An info booth will be set up in the Great Ha!1 and there will be films and speakers in CC 135 throughout the day. Sponsored by the WJSA and the Holocaust and Jewish Studies Group.

Chess

Bagel Brunch, 11:30 to 1:30 p.m. CC 110. Sponsored by WJSA.

Celebrate Communion at 10 p.m. at Keffer Chapel. If you like to sing, come at 9:30 p.m.

Le Cercle francais. X2:30 p.m ML 354. Planning meeting for upcoming cafe, film and seminar. Al1 french students welcome. A resume writing seminar is being offered by the Department of Co-ordination and Placement at 12:30 p.m. NH 1020. Bible study

at 177 Albert St. at 4 p.m.

Topical Discussion Group dealing with various contemporary issues and concerns, hosted by the studentsandfaculty of CGC. 4 to 5 p.m. All are welcome. Outers Club. T-shirts have arrived. Get yours for $5, Limited edition. members, $5.50, aliens. CC 110,5:00.

WinterisfortheBirds(lla.m.&2p.m.). Hikes to Laurel Creek’s bird feeders and a bird-banding demonstration by Bruce Duncan of the GRCA will be featured. Worship in Keffer Chapel, corner of . Albert and Bricker. 11 a.m. All are welcome. Sponsored by Lutheran Campus Ministry.

The Bright Spots in News Media, last session of the WPIRG “Reading Between the Lines” media analysis series, brings together local journalists, and alternative media people for three workshops getting access to news, covering the issues and how we can work on changing the news. HH 373 at 7:30 p.m.

Chapel Service at CGC Chapel at 7 p.m. Discussion following. All are welcome.

Be radical for a night. No belts, no pins, no strings attached. Women’s Action Co-

Chapel Service at 4:30 p.m., evening prayer with choir and sermon. CG College. Discussion fellowship with Chaplain Morbey and Kooistra. Supper at 6, meeting at 7. St. Jerome’s, Seigfried Hall. Club

meets 7 to 12 p.m. in CC 113:

Southern Africa: the present situation. Dave Beer, former GUS0 field staff in Zambia and Zimbabwe, is the speaker. 7:30 p.m., MC 3005.

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Thursday

March

UW New Democrats meeting to discuss resolutions for upcoming Federal convention. All members are urged to attend. CC 135 at 4:30 p.m. Society

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Sci Sot Coffeehouse - come and watch other students play, and join in yourself. CC 135,8 to 12 p.m. For more info call Lyle Robinson at ext. 3878. Noon Hour Series, 12 to 1 p.m. Today’s lecture by Sunny Sundberg of Health Services is on stress management, AL 213.

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Ombudsman’s Friday.

Term

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Dance Exercise Class sponsored by Paintin’ Place Day Care Centre will be held at Married Student Apartments, Waterloo. Classes will be held every Tues. and Thurs. from 7:30 to 8:30 p.m., for five weeks. beginning March. 1st. Registration fee is $20, and must be paid at the first class. Phone 885- 1211 ext. 2342 to register. Hey Art&es! The Fryday Pubs at HH 280 are starting again. Come party with your fellow Art&es from 12 to 4 p.m. Sponsored by ASU. Music Seminar - “How Composers Compose: A look into the workshop of Harry Somers” by Leonard Enns. Sponsored by CGC Music Dept., 3 p.m., CGC Room 156. South Africa Cultural Evening with Ndikho and Nomusa Xaba, South African musicians, in a program of contemporary African music. Starts at 6 p-m. with African Cuisine with the concert beginning at 8 p.m. Nominal charge for the meal. Phone Susan Isaac at CUSO office, in the South Campus Hall. Open Bosch’s Street.

House at Lutheran Chaplain home - from 7:30 p.m. 157 Albert

Carribbean Students Association “Big Lime” and video night. Bring your own munchies, etc. CC 110 at 8 p.m. Cost is $1.00. I, i

Gay Coffeehouse‘at WLU, 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. Room 4-301 of Central Teaching. Mature Student Services presents “Success in Sales with a University Education”; a look at a rewarding career for university graduates. Speaker: Mr. Frank Ruszer, Career Advisor, Dept. of Co-

Fed Flicks - Raiders starring Harrison Ford. with a second showing 116. Admission is $1.00 $2.00 for others.

job description

follows:

Editor is responsible for the newspaper’s content and appearance. While it is to be expected that some details may escape notice, the Editor is expected to know what is appearing in any given paper. l The Editor should have the skills to fill in at short notice for any paid or unpaid staff member should such a member be unable to execute his/her job for some reason, though it is not expected that such substitution should continue for any length of time. l it is understood that the Editor will devote most of his/her time to editing copy of all sections. The Editor should be able to organize ail sections with emphasis on news. l The Editor would be familiar with the legalities of being a newspaper and a Corporation. l Hours: an attempt will be made to be present in the office during normal business hours, as well as other times necessary to the successful completion of each issue of the paper. it is understood that in the case of all paid positions working for the paper entails much more than any standard business hours, and a spirit of self-sacrifice is required. l The Editor should be familiar with campus and community issues. 0 The Editor should work well and be familiar with volunteer organizations. l Salary: $200 / week, at present. lnquilies & applications should be sent to Sylvia Hannigan, CC 140. Ph. ext. 233 1 Mon. - Fri. 9 to4. Applications close at noon, March 11. l

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Opera Introduction at WLU. Annual Opera Production: Ralph Vaughan Williams, the Pilgrim’s Progress, produced by David Falk and William Shookoff, will be held in the Theatre Auditorium,-NOT the Paul Martin Centre, at 8 p.m.

Gymnastics Club practice at 7 p.m. and runs until 10. Blue PAC. Any interested person call John at 884-1808.

The following paid position is open on Imprint: EDITOR is for 1 year commencing

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An Odyssey in Arts. W. K.. Thomas’ slide documenting a journey presentation, through the human experience, with perspectives on various aspects of modern life, in the light of the past. Theatre of the Arts, 1230 p.m. and 1 p.m. Free.

Debating

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Kick off Engineering Weekend EI at the Eng RSA New Wave Pub featuring 3D. At the anti-inflationary price of Eng-Rec$2.50. Others $3.50. Doors open at the Waterloo Inn at 8 p.m.

Health*Wise Assessments are available through Campus Health Promotion. Includes a complete fitness evaluation, and Recommendation for personal profile. changes are discussed with the fitness consultant. Students $10, Staff, Faculty, $25. Phone 884-9629 for a one hour appointment.

Reformed/Presbyterian Worship Service with Drs. Morbey and Kooistra. HH 280 at lo:.30 a.m;

Position

Job search

Creative Writing Collective of UW meets at the Grad Club, 4:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. to do things they can’t specifically advertise.

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Disarm your internal bomb. Say no to any kind of violence that treats human beings as functions or objects. Seminars sponsored by “The Community” for human development. CC 110 at 7:30 p.m.

London Savoyards present the World of Gilbert and Sullivan. Direct for England, four of Britain’s premiere soloists perform selections from The Pirates of Penzance, The Mikado, Yeoman of the Guard, Ruddigore, HMS Pinafore and more! 8 p.m. Humanities. Tickets are $9.50, stu/sen $8.

“Some Like Ht Cole”. From New York, the sassy songs of Cole Porter are presented in this “bubbling and boisterous”. musical review. Sure-fire entertainment. Tickets are $9.50, stu/sen $8. 8 p.m., Humanities.

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Presidents

Junior Farmers are encouraged to attend this very important election and organizational meeting. CC 113 at 7:30 p.m. For more info call MJ at 888-7341.

Cruise Missiles and Canada. Come and find out the implications for Canada and the arms race in general. 8 p.m., Unitarian House, corner of Moore and Allen Streets in Waterloo.

Health*Wise

ordination and Placement. room, Faculty Club, at 7 p.m.

of the Lost Ark, Starts at 8 p.m., at lo:30 p.m. AL for Feds with ID,

Math Students Pleaseremember to return your proofs to the Math Faculty Lounge March lst, 2nd, 3rd Between 1O:OO a.m. and 2:00 p.m.

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-Hews UW sets quota on Viastude~ On Monday, the Senate passed a motion to limit Foreignstudent enrolment to five per cent, for this fall’s freshman class. Acting chairman Tom Brzustowski, vice-president academic, cast the deciding vote. The limit leaves 35 to 45 of about 800 spots open this September for freshman math students who are in Canada on student visa, It also poses a second five per cent hurdle for those students who want to go into computer science after finishing their first year. Only 15 foreign students will be allowed into a class of about 300. Students already enrolled in math will be unaffected by the quota. Alan George, dean of math, said the quota would not greatly change foreign student levels since it is already the same as the present enrolment. George said UW’s quota was based on systems in effect at six other Ontario universities, there are quotas in some programs at Carleton University in Ottawa, McMaster University in Hamilton, the Universities of Torontoand York in Toronto, the University of Western Ontario in London, and the University of Windsor.

Internships

Deadline “Summer Internships” has been established by Student Employment Program of Employment and Immigration Canada, for the purpose of providing opportunities for career development for first or second year university undergraduates. In this program an applicant may request support for three consecutive summer terms. Prospective applicants should discuss their plans with the local Employment Development Branch. Contact people for Kitchener-Waterloo are Connie Egan, Lesley

March 1 Buresh, and Mayling Phone 743-4187.

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Applications for grants to be administered by the University of Waterloo will require endorsement by the department head and in the case of academic areas the signature of the dean is also required. For non-academic departments, the signatures ofthedepartment head and/or the university official to whom the group reports must appear on the application form. Deadline for “Student ternships” is March 1st.

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by Karina Kraenzle Imprint staff Election time has arrived once again, only this year the dates are bit off due to recent restructuring within the Federation of Students; last year’s elections were held February 10th and this time around it is going to be March 9th. The changes in the Bylaws took place last November and have caused variations not only in election dates but also in the positions to be elected. To begin, the Executive Board has been expanded from five to seven persons; it will consist of the President, Vice-President, Operations and Finance, Vice-President, University Affairs, and an executive member who is also a Students’ Council member. The other three must be members of Students’ Council but are not required to have been executive members. With the new vice-presidential system, one V.P. has to be put in charge after the President. Consequently, this year the students will be voting for a President and Vice-President of Operations and Finance; position of Treasurer has been abolished.

The President and Vice-President are running on the same ticket to ensure that the President will have someone who is financially competent to manage the organization, and that the officer next in line to the President has been democratically chosen. There are five teams running for President-and Vice-President in this year’s election. One pair of candidates is Tom Allison and Jim Pytyck. Allison is a third year English co-op student and has been _. - a Federation Executive Member for two years. Pytyck is a third year Accounting student and has served as Federation Treasurer. Also in the running are Rod Barr and Don Cullen. Barr is presently involved with Federation committees and is President of the Science Society; he is a Science student in his fourth year majoring in Chemistry. Cullen, his running mate, is a third year Economics student. He is currently a student council representative for Arts Regular and is a member of the Federation budget committee. Another team is Heather Good (presidential) and Steve Woodman (vice-presidential). Good is a 4B Mechanical Engineering student and has served on Students’ Council for two years. Woodman, on the other hand, is in 2B Arts, studying Accounting.dealt with finances in a business environment and has also taken many courses in all areas of business. Another pair of candidates is Sean Mullarkey, a third year Math co-op student, running for President, teamed with Todd Schneider, a 2A Political Science student. Mullarkeyisastudent councillor and Schneider has been an Imprint staff member. Lastly, Keith Overend and Randy Sullivan are seeking the positions of President and Vice-President, respectively. Overend

is an undergrad in General Arts who spent several years working in clerical, administrative, and technicaljobs, before returning to school to complete his degree. Sullivan is an undergrad in Psychology and has four years of experience in Operations Administration with the Armed Forces. The voting package has been sent to every student who is a member of the Federation. The package comes complete with ballots and short resume-type platforms from the candidates; the package includes, however, very little information as to the responsibilities of the various positions. The following is a description of the obligations and responsibilities of President and Vice-President as defined by the “Restructuring Committee Report” of Nov. 29th, 1982: there will be two Vice-Presidents. The Vice-President in charge of Operations and Finance will be working closely with the Board of Entertainment, Creative Arts Board, Board of Communications and the Co-operative Services Group, in order to ensure financial accountability. The V.P. of Operations and Finance would be the “corporate officer” in charge of finances. The Vice-President in charge of University Affairs, on the other hand, will represent the “political arm” of the Federation and will be responsible for “encouraging greater student representation in all matters pertaining to students.” Both students will be full-time employees in fall and winter as well as the summer in order to allow for their increased participation in Federation affairs, and to encourage better planned events and activities. Recently, there has been an obvious lack of attendance at Students’ Council meetings. Hopefully, this year’s contenders for Students’ Council will prove more enthusiastic. In the Faculty of Arts, regular, Ray Alyman, Michael Ferrabee, Kevin McGinnis and Jeff Wilson sare running for three seats. Within Arts co-op, the contenders are Barbara Boyd and Rob Dobrucki for one seat. ES has Cameron Anderson, Rick Arends, Manfred Schwengers, Paul Selemba and Chuck Williams running for two seats. Mary Clynick and Patti Turville are battling for one seat. In Engineering, the candidates are Tim Collins, Pat Finan, Norman Soley and Steve Sutherland for three seats. Finally, Math, regular, has Robin Davies and Kevin Stanford running for one seat. The following gained seats by acclamation: ES, co-op Timothy J. Sharp; HKLS, regular Jeffery Preyra; Integrated Studies James J. Kafieh; Math, co-op Randolph Duncan Arthur, Joanne Casteller, and Ross Robertson; Science, regular Edward Rensink and Mike Robinson; Science, co-op Sandy Kay. Renison and St. Jerome’s remain vacant with one seat each. There will be four public forums before the election, open to anyone who is interested; they will be held according to the following schedule:


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The Southern Africa Education Committee and the African Students Association are sponsoring Africa Week from February 28th to March 4th at the University of Waterloo. The week’s events will focus on South Africa and its influence on neighbouring states. On Monday, February 28th at 7:30 p.m. in Room 150 Physics Building, two audio-visuals will be shown. Weaving our Lives - the Women of Oodi depicts issues affecting rural Botswana through the medium of colourful tapestries. In South Africa Belongs to Us black women describe life under the apartheid regime of S,outh africa. Dave Beer, who has recently returned from Southern Africa where he was CUSO Field Staff for Zambia and Zimbabwe will discuss the present situation in South Africa and its destabilization activities in neighbouring

states. He will speak at 7:30 p.m. on Wednesday, March 2nd in Room 3005, Math & Computer Building. Africa Week concludes with a concert on Friday, march 4th at 8 p.m. in the Campus Centre. Ndikho and Nomusa Xaba, South African musicians, will present a program of contemporary African music based on traditional themes. Through their music and poetry, they express the liberation struggles of the people of South Africa. Prior to the concert, starting at 6 p.m., African cuisine will be available in the Campus Centre at a nominal charge. There will be n charge for events during Africa Week. Any donations received will be used to support community-based projects in Southern Africa. For further information contact Susan Isaac, 885-1211 ext. 3 144.

Increase in funding no reason for optimisni The provincial government’s announcement this week of a 7.5 per cent increase in funding for universities for 1983/84 is a message of pessimism for all members of Ontario’s postsecondary community, according to the Canadian Federation of Students - Ontario/ Ontario Federation of students. “The Ministry of Colleges and Universities has fallen back into a funding slump with less than inflation rates of funding”, says Helena Mitchell, chairperson of CFS-O/ OFS. “Thisis another year of muddling through.” Funding last year was meant to provide a “breathing space” for the post-secondary system pending the government’s response to recommendations of the Ministry’s Committee on the Future Role of Universities in Ontario. The Committee, chaired by Harry Fisher, Deputy Minister of Colleges and Universities projected that Ontario could not maintain a quality educational’system on subinflation levels of funding. The government, after 18 months, has yet to respond formally to the committee’s final report. Both the Council of Ontario Universities (COU) and the Ontario Council on University Affairs (OCUA) recommended significantly higher funding in order to maintain the system.

Carleton University and the University of Toronto are forecasting an effective increase in funding of only 6 per cent and 4.5 percent respectively by the time enrolment fluctuations are taken into account. The Carleton administration projects a requirement of 11 per cent in increased funding just to stay afloat (close to COU’s recommendation of an 11.8 per cent increase for the 1983/84 grants). The Ministry’s announcement of a one-time only grant of $12 million is confirmation of the desperate state of such educational basics as equipment and library acquisitions. “This grant can only be perceived as a stop-gap measure, not a high level of commitment to the universities as the Minister of Colleges and Universities contends”, says Mitchell, At CFS-O/OFS’s recent conference at McMaster University, delegates from colleges and universities across Ontario chose to emphasize the issues of quality and accesible education and the need for more jobs as the main challenge facing students today. These issues will form the core of the CFS-O/ OFS campaign in the coming months, culminating in a rally at Queen’s Park on March 23rd, designated Provincial Student Day by CFS-O/ OFS.

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movement. Instead of being a pawn, Canada could play a major role in facilitating arms reduction talks among the countries of the world. Lang was also attacked for his statement that it was the European countries that asked NATO for the cruise missiles, and not the United States. The protesters pointed out that while it may have been the governments of European countries that asked for the missiles, it was becoming increasingly evident, as witnessed by the mounting numbers of peace marches, that the people of those European countries may not agree with their governments. Canada could then provide a large amount of moral support to those people and to political parties opposed to nuclear arms, such as the West German Green Party, if it were to become a nuclear free country. Although Lang addressed the group of about one hundred protesters for an hour and then invited the remaining people into his office for further questions, it is doubtful that either side changed their basic positions on the cruise testing issue. But the demonstration and Lang’s appearance on a Saturday morning to address the group did point up the sensitivity and pressure that politicians are feeling from the public on this issue. The Canadian people have got the attention of the politicians and it now remains to be seen just how strong the support for a non-nuclear society will have to be before the politicians are forced to listen to the wishes of the populace. As pointed out at the demonstration, it must be made clear to the members of parliament that they are to represent the views of the people who elected them, and not to support the views of the United States on NATO.

by Randy Hannigan Despite admitting that some of the anti-nuclear demonstrators had valid arguments, Kitchener M.P. Peter Lang refused to change his position of non-interference with the cruise missile testing in Canada. At a rally last Saturday morning outside his office, Lang tried to convince the protesters that the only responsible course of action was to support the current NATO arms reduction talks being held in Geneva. Lang repeatedly referred to the talks as the “only game in town”, and that for Canada to refuse to allow the Americans to test the cruise missile in Canada would violate our NATO committments and could jeopardize the Geneva talks. Lang emphasized that NATO allies must present a strong united front in order to bargain effectively with the Warsaw pact countries. If Canada balked at the testing of the cruise missiles then the Warsaw pact countries could interpret this as a weakness in the NATO common front. The demonstrators, however, were unmoved by Lang’s comments and attacked his arguments as irrational. They were especially critical of Lang’s positions on supporting the testing of nuclear carrying arms, but not wanting to see them deployed. It was pointed out that by testing the weapons, there was an implicit support of the weapons themselves, and this brings the process one step closer to deployment. The protesters also made a strong point that Canada was simply being used as a pawn in America’s nuclear game plan, and that Canada’s committment to NATO does not include the testin!; of nuclear weapons. Lang was also urged to create a vision beyond Canada’s role in NATO, and look at Canada’;al as a leader of the peace, and anti-nuclear

Two of a group of protesters against the Canadian test of the cruise missile who confronted Peter Lang at his office Saturdav mornina. Imprint photo by Randy Hannigan

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The work of one of Canada’s most distinguished poets, She published her first collection of poetry, Green Pitcher, Dorothy Livesay, will be the subject of a two-day conference at before she was 20. Ten volumes of poetry were to follow, most St. Jerome’s College on Friday, March 4th, from 10 a.m. to 9 notably Selected Poems (1957) and Collected Poems( 1972). She p.m. and Saturday, March 5th, 9:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. is twice winner of the Governor General’s Award for Poetry. Doroth Livesay and the Evolution of Canadian Poetry is 1 the theme of the conference which will focus on Livesay’s poetry, A screening of a new NFB film, “Woman I Am”, on the life of prose, drama, and radio plays. Livesay will be featured at the conference opening. University of A reading by Livesayis a major feature of this conference. Waterloo drama students will perform one of the poet’s 1930 Sponsored by the Canada Council, it is free ofcharge, open to the radio-plays. public, and will take place at 8:30 p.m., Friday, March 4th. Dr. David Arn&en, Livesay’s literary executor, will present a paper on Livesay’s Social Narative, The Importance of Context. A book-launching party by Coach House Press of Toronto will get the Conference underway late Friday afternoon. Livesay Dr. Lee B. Thompson, her biographer and head of Canadian will autograph copies of her new book, Phases of Love, which Studies at the University of Vermont, will present a paper on will be on sale. The event will take place in C. L. Siefried Hall. Fee LivesaJj: The Poet as Journalist. Approximately ten scholars for the day’s activities is $12.00, ($6.00 for students) and a from across Canada will consider various other aspects of her banquet on Friday evening is $10.00. work. “Dorothy Livesay stands out as one of the few poets in Canada “The many speakers we have attracted indicates not only still active after over a half-century of successful writing,” says Livesay’s importance to Canadian Literature, but also the Lindsay Dorney, an instructor at St. Jerome’s and Chairperson renaissance of interest in her work,” notes Dorney. “We are sure of the organizing committee. “Her carreer b,oth spans and is this conference can make a major contribution to Canadian linked to many of the major social and artistic events of the literary studies.” twentieth century.” The Conference is jointly sponsqred by the University of St. Livesay was born in Winnipeg in 1909 and educated at the Jerome’s College, the English Department of Wilfrid Laurier University of Toronto and the Sorbonne. Both her parents were University, the English Department of the University of journalists and authors. Her father, John F.B. Livesay was the Waterloo, and the Canadian Studies Department of St. Paul’s General Manager of Canadian Press. She trained at the School College. of Social Sciences in Toronto and worked as a journalist, prose Registraticm begins at 9 a.m. Friday, March 4th. For more details, call Lindsay C. Dorney, Conference Chairperson, St. writer, and writer of radio dramas. Jerome’s College, Ext. 83, or Dr. Gerald Noonan and Dr. Paul Livesay is presently writer-in-residence at Massey College, Tiessen at ext. 339, both of the Department of English, Wilfrid University of Toronto and refains a home on Galiano Island, B.C. Laurier University.

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Commencing Tuesday, March 1, full-time, oncampus graduate and undergraduate students registered in the current term may pick up Tax Receipts and/ or Education Deduction Certificates according to the following instructions: I. St. Jerome and Renison College students willpick up their documents at their college office. 2. Village I, Villa’ge 2,‘ Minota Hagey and Renison College residents will pick up their docurnen ts at their residence mailboxes. 3. All otherfull-time, on-campus students willpick up their documents at the former cashiering wicket located at the head of the stairs on the secondfloor of Needles Hall. Note: Students not falling into any of the above three categories (e.g. co-op students on work term, part-time students, graduates, etc.) will receive their tax documents by mail delivery as in the past. 2. If a student received a tax receipt last year, it included January 1982- April 1982fee payments, if any, and as a result these payments would not be included in the students tax receipt this year.

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Associate Professor of Lattin American History at St. Jerome’s College, Peter Seaborn Smith, has recent,lybecome the accredited correspondent in South America for Canadian Press. The stories he files from the region will be available on CP wire services for publication in newspapers across Canada. They will also be available for other wire services. Smith is on sabbatical leave this year and heads for Brazil in mid-February. He will be based in Rio de Janeiro for two months, a good location for observing the continent. He will be continuing his own research as well as preparing stories for CP. “I’ll be keeping an eye on the Falklands,” says Smith. “That region is still a potential powder keg given the fact that Argentina is keeping up its military presence in bases close.to the Islands.” Smith received his Ph.D. from the University of New Mexico in 1969. His research has b&en directed toward 20th century Brazil, civil-military relations, and oil politics. He is the author of numerous articles on economic nationalism in Latin America, and of Oil and Politic? in Modern Brazil (Macmillan, 1976). In March, 1983, he will publish his latest book on a Brazilian army general who was powerful in the 1930’s and ‘40’s.

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It was on February 25th, 1943, in the English city of Liverpool that George Harrison was born. That means that today is George’s 40th birthday. (For those of you who don’t know, George used to be in an obscure little group back in the sixties called The Beatles with his friends John, Paul and Ringo.) In honour of Mr. Harrison’s past deeds, this week’s trivia topic deals with The Beatles. After last week’s easy questions on M*A*S*H, these may be a little harder. First, to refresh your memory, here are the M*A*S*H answers: - M*A*S*H stands for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital. - Klinger’s hometown is Toledo, Ohio; Hawkeye is from Crabapple Cove, Maine and Charles hails from Boston, Mass. - Radar’s full name is Walter O’Riley, Hawkeye is Benjamin Franklin Pierce, and Charles is Charles Emerson Winchester. - Henry Morgan made his M*A*S*H debut as the slightly deranged General Barkford Hamilton Steele. - COI. Potter replaced Henry Blake, B.J. filled the spot vacated by Trapper John McIntyre, and Charles was forced to stay on after Frank Burns went loony and was sent home. - The title of the M*A*S*H theme song is Suicide is Painless. - Gary Burghoff as Radar was the only carry-over from the movie. - Hotlips finally broke down and got married to. Lt. Col. Donald Penobscott. -. The call numbers of the M*A*S*H unit are 4077 (everyone knew that). - The crazy airplane pilot who always missed the munitions dump was referred to as Five O’clock Charlie. One question that I meant to ask was, what does B. J. stand for? . You can consider this a bonus M*A*S*H question, and think about it while you are watching the final episode this Monday night (and while you are answering this week’s questions). Speaking of this week’s quiz, here are the ten new trivia testers (go for it!): 1. In May/ June 1964, Ringo was hospitalized for tonsilitis. Who was the drummer who filled in while the group was on tour? 2. What were the top five songs on the U.S. ‘Billboard’ Chart on March31st, 1964?(Justnamethesongs,youdon’thave to get the order correct.) ’ 3. What was the first A-side of a single that was composed by George Harrison. 4. - What was the first release on the Apple label? 5. Who plays lead guitar on While My Guitar Gently Weeps? 6. What was the working title for the movie Help!? 7. When did the Beatles first set foot in North America? 8. The Beatles used to be a back-up group for a male singer. Who was it? 9. What were the names of each of the Beatles’ first wives? 10. What Beatles song contains both In the Moodand Greensleeves in its fade-out? Two of last week’s winners were: Mike Cockfield and Terry Visentin; both are Math students. !&nbmit your answers to CC 148tomorrow and win freebies to “The White” on Friday night or “The Kings” on Saturday. Botb shows at ‘I& Coronet!

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Pornography is not a new issue for public or scientific examination. And Pay-T. V., specifically the controversial Playboy hogramming, has many up in arms over the issue once again. Evidently, our own local M.P., Walter McLean, has received many letters and phone calls from concerned citizens of the K-W community who fear that Pay-T.V. “will increase the distribution of pornographic material that portrays sexual violence and sexual exploitation.” McLean, in his report from Parliament, naturally proceeds to launch into strong support of these concerns. He maintains that “the air waves are public property” and that “there is more than enough soft and hard core pornography available to those Canadians who wish to make private transactions to acquire it.” Statements like these adequately portray the common fallacies which are predominant in today’s society. It is remarkable that such blatant untruths are fostered at every level of our community and society. First off, those airwaves that, according to McLean, are “public property” are nothing more than prostitutes to the advertisers and merchandisers. The fact remains that what is viewed on television is dictated by everyone but the public. Television was never “free” as many like to think. However, we, the public, have no obligation to watch television. We don’t have to buy Pay-T.V. either, and therein lies the answer to the uproar. Unfortunately, people are missing the point altogether. Granted there is a problem, but let’s examine not the effects popular porn will have on the individual but why porn is so popular in the first place. Why do people desire this form of “entertainment”? The answer to that question might not be nearly so popular: Could it be that pur false notions and rigid attempts at legal and social prohibitions have done more harm than good and may actually be causing trouble and confusion in the sexual maturation of our society? Playboy is soft core porn yet many large groups of people, particularly feminist groups, uphold the opinion that soft core leads to hard core. It is far more likely that the hullabaloo that has been created and the mystique that currently surrounds Superchannel has probably only

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succeeded in increasing the numbers out there scrambling , for their descramblers. And why not? It’s called curiosity - not a sick, but rather a very human quality. Moreover, and this should irritate us all, the stance that these groups maintain implies an utter lack of faith in the individual in our society. Most of us are quite capable of making our own decisions. Those who are not, need help of a very different kind - it should be obvious to thinking individuals that abolishing Playboy programming is not the answer. The term “pornography” is yet without definition; research in dictionaries, encyclopedias, and other scholarly studies, as well as in court cases, have produced little or no agreement. These disparate, views should in themselves indicate that it is wrong for a handful of people to determine absolutely what the North American public may view. Censorship is the stifling not only of sex and -violence, it is the suppression of ideas; leaving ideas in the hands of a tiny group of people is a deliberate squelching of human rights. In his report, McLean quotes from the letter of a concerned constituent: “Wedo notdesire to purchase PayT.V., as we encourage the pursuit of more self-rewarding and challenging activities in our children, such as reading, music, skiing, swimming and youth group activities. Should pornography be included in the Pay-T.V. and our children attend a sleep-over at a home which has Pay-T.V., there is no way in which we can prevent or control their viewing of this.” The letter goes on to say that “Pornography .. . will cause distortions and totally wrong concepts in the minds of young and older Canadians alike .” Indeed, pornography is ultimately degrading and demeaning to both sexes and “youngand older Canadians alike” should know it exists. Children are not mindless. If educated properly by parents and teachers about the exploitation of and violence against women, they will be prepared for the reality, a reality which could prove equally as harmful to hide from our children. Such tactics are really the only safeguards against porn -in the presence or absence of Pay-T.V.

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When 2,000 angry Canadians took Parliament Hill by storm last month to Protest Pay-T.V. programming, they were bonded by a common concern: that Pay-T.V. will increase the distribution of pornographic material that portrays sexual violence and sexual exploitation. Letters and phone calls to my office have convinced me that the same concern exists in our community. The threat of the intrusion of pornography on television has sparked a serious debate among all factions of Canadian society - where do we draw the line between our definition .of the minimum standards of public morality and-the infringement on the rights of adults to enjoy what they wish? The airwaves are public property. For that reason, a licence is required for their use. What is transmitted across Canada, therefore, has to be approved by agovernment regulating board, The Canadian Radio-television and Tele-communications Commission. The fact that Playboy Inc. took to the airwaves last Friday, indicates that CRTC’s decision to licence Pay-T.V.‘s “soft porn” programming was ill-considered and not necessarily in the public interest. Or so the recent outcry would suggest! There is more than enough soft and hard core pornography available to those Canadians who wish to make private transactions to acquire it. While it may be arguable that Canadians should de able to acquire, privately, what they so wish, it is my view, that as long as a pub12 licence is required, the Parliament of Canada would not wish to choose to “allow” through a licence issued under its authority, the increased distribution of pornographic material. The idea that the CRTC is supposed to make its decisions based on its view of what is in the best interests of the general

The CRTC should require that all pay television companies subscribe to, and work within, the guidelines included within the report on sexual stereotypes. The concerns compiled and discussed by the Task Force’s report highlight the three key issues at the heart of this controversy: 1. “Women should not be used as sexual stimuli or lures, or as attention-getting but otherwise irrelevant objects.” 2. “Broadcasting should not demean or degrade women through the images used to portray them.” 3. “Male dominance and female submissiveness are at the very heart of the stereotypes of men and women. Pornography reflects the extreme portrayal of dominance and the exploitation of women’s sexuality . . . ” CRTC President John Meisel and the Minister of Communications, Francis Fox have the responsibility to see that Pay-T.V. upholds its commitments to Canadian content and production, ‘and that all conditions of licence are honoured. Hon. Perrin Beatty, P.C., M.P., the Opposition Spokesperson for Communications, has called for CRTC officials and PayT.V. operators to arrive at “voluntary standards” for the industry. He cites that all forms of production within Canada’s business community have complied with voluntary agreements of one form or another to better serve the Canadian public.

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Intodsy’sepisodeofLenisaManySplendidThing,SylviaandDiane are looking in the mirror and getting their kicks. Their kicks were aimed at Todd Schneider (a former Mr. Rogers Playmate of the Month) and Paul Zemokhol who brings new meaning to the term, “ScottsentitdowntoDumonttobeshot”. SWmmingtoshoreinlast week’smastheadprovedtobedifficult,butthisweekbothShoreand Micheelewicz have it down pat. Terry Bolton and Simon Wheeler . were seen in the bushes behind the pastor’s house (played by Len Gamache) and Sanjay Goel is just another face in the crowd Diane Ritza’s and Leanne Burkeholder’s first names rhyme, but it never dOMed on button that Debbie Stella and Randy Hannigan never actually met on that fateful night in February when Mark Lussier made an ass of Donald Duench. Meanwhile, at the bowling alley, Tim Perlich and Dave Lawson watched Ron MacGregor bowl - not exactly exciting but they did something this week and therfore should be mentioned At the end of last week’s episode, John McMullenwas standing before Judge JimKinney.Asfar as anyone knows, he still is. Speaking of draft,weendthisweek’sepisodewith a group prayer to thank our maker(ess) for ending the hockey season. Halleluhay! Thanks for tuning in. db

Ultimately, it is up to the individual Canadian to define “entertainment” for Pay-T.V. corporate officials by not paying for programming that offends. The letters I have received indicate to me that citizens of Waterloo have not forgotten that pornography is not about sex, but about violence. The question is not of how much flesh is revealed in the shows produced by Playboy Inc. The deeper, more vital issue is the institutionalization of sexism and the degeneration of attitudes about our own sexuality. I appreciate the issues identified in the following letter from a concerned constituent:. . . “ My husband and I have two children, ages 11 and 9. We are only too aware of the struggles which the nuclear family is experiencing today, due to such things as the economy, threat of nuclear war, divorce rate and now the threat of the intrusion of pornography on television. We do not desire to purchase Pay-TV, as we encourage the pursuit of more selfrewarding and challenging activities in our children, such as reading, music, skiing, swimr&ng and youth group activities. Should pornography be included in the Pay-TVand our children attend a sleep-over at a home which has Pay-TV, there is no way in which we can prevent or control their viewing of this.” The letter continues . . . “ We are trying to encourage mature and wholesome attitudes in our children regarding sex and all other areas pertinent to a wholesome and healthy society. Pornography, on the other hand, will cause distortions and totally wrong concepts in the minds of young and older Canadians alike, regarding sex, women and physicalaggression. Pornography is ultimately degrading and demeaning to both sexes. It dignifies nothing; certainly not Canada and her people!” by Walter McLean, M.P. - Waterioo

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It’s God vs. the ichthyosaur To the editor: In “Ichthyosaurs display wraps up”( Feb. 18,1983) it was written that fossil remains were from animals which lived 200 million years ago, and that a 12-year-old girl discovered the first socalled fish-lizard in 18 11; The age of the girl and the discovery date are real calendar years which are determined by the orbital motion of the sun as observed from the earth. The so-called 200 million years are radiometric ages which have nothing to do with real time, since they are nothing but ratios of radioactive and radiogenetic elements converted mathematically to immense numbers of years, acorrespondence which can neither be demonstrated nor experimentally tested. Radiometric dating of matter uses the mathematical conjecture of time, which presupposes that time stretches like abstract numbers from minus infinity to plus infinity. It is thusin

accordance with the Pythagorean conjecture that nature obeysa man-made mathematics, a pre-supposition which led to religious mysteries 2500 years ago. All evolutionary ages and geological eras are radiometric dates, the datum of which has been set backwards arbitrarily to billions of years to fit the hypothesis of evolution of the universe. Today’s so-called sciences are based on the presupposition of the uncreatedness of the world and also on the assumptions that the so-called natural laws are invariant with time and divine providence is excluded. It follows then, that the universe is ungenerated and undestructable, and consequently eternal. God reminds Israel that He was before the day was, and that He is everlasting. Rut God alone is eternal, for His Son Christ taught that the universe was created and will pass away. J. Schroeder Department of Civil Engineering

No escapefrom ‘absurdity of existence’ but article s lows hope To the editor: It was a pleasant surprise to pick up a copy of Imprint(volume 5, number 28) and read Joyce’s views on “Coping with Loneliness”. Pleasant because she put down some of my feelings in as many words. Surprise because I wasattributinga part of my loneliness to the ethos I find myself in (my choice), of which I was aware mainly through the media till the day (26th Dec., 1982) I was dumped (with luggage) in front of an unmanned kiosk on University Avenue and eventually escorted by friends to a cozy apartment of West Tower. Reading Joyce’s article I feel that that feeling may pretty well be universal. She put forward some concrete suggestions which hopefully may not lead to cul-desacs. Kudos Joyce.

There are certain shades of loneliness which keep you company as long as you choose to live: Joyce please note. Personally I don’t need graffittis to remind me of my loneliness. I’m not part of ‘the anxious scramble for “somebodiness” ’ (maybe itis deep down somewhere and I’m not honest enough to admit it). And I doubt that finding “someone special” will alter anyone with an anhedonic approach to life. You see there is no escape from the absurdity of existence and the inevitability of life. Any attempt to drown this feeling may well lead you ‘out of the blues and into the black’ (Neil Young?). This prolonged endurance-trial makes life what it is and worth living. Aniket Majumdar Combinatorics & Optimization

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To the editor: (Re: Jeff Rothman’s letter to the editor published in Imprint, l8 Feb., ‘83.) I read the letter that Jeff Rothman was criticizing and it seems that he completely missed its point. Jim Kafieh was not defending individual clubs but rather the democratic rights to which they as well as all of us are entitled. The issue here is not what ones viewpoints are but the right in our society to voice them without hindrance. I respectfully suggest that in the future Garth Unwin Rothman read the Imprint more carefully. Science Undergrad

Foodportions are adequate at the Harpoon Co. show To the editor: Regarding John W. Bast’s review of the Acme Harpoon Co.‘s show at the Bavarian Inn: Friends and I saw the performance last Sunday and agree it is a lot of fun and well worth seeing. JWB’s comments regarding the food and cost should, however, be put in reasonable perspective so as not to mislead readers. Asking, the less than diminutive, Bast to comment on

portion size is akin to sending Gulliver to review a restaurant in Lilliput! The portions really are ample and the food and service good. And in dollar terms, as the cost of any old movie in KW, together with candy and pop, begins to approach that of a fine evening of live and original entertainment, I know which I’ll choose. Alex T. Bielak Biology

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Enghews typing dropped: “People complain about anything” To the editor: While the impending fury over EngSoc’s Enginews has yet to become a prominent issue oncampus, the sparks have been flying backstage. As director of publications for Engineering Society ‘B’, I wish to use this space to inform your readers of the present status, and of EngSoc’s viewpoint on this issue. During the past two years, Eng Sot hasshownconcern over the content of Enginews, and has taken steps to ensure that offensive content not appear on the pages of Enginews. We have held numerous discussions on this matter with the Dean of Engineering, the President of the University, our typesetter, and our printer. We believe that there has been no reason to be offended by any of the humourous contents in recent Enginews issues. Nevertheless, people will complain about anything which appears under an Enginews masthead, and some petty complaints have been received, most ofwhich have little or no foundation. Last week however, in preparing to typeset our next issue, Imprint noted several articles which they found to be offensive. In discussion with Imprint’s Editor-in-chief, I agreed to appear at an Imprint staff meeting last Friday to field questions and discuss the complaints. Though I had not seen the articles in question, I have faith in my editor that he had submitted material within acceptable limits of content. At this meeting, I expected to discuss the issue with rational, intelligent, objective journalists. Instead, after

delivering my opening statement, I was subjected to a display of heated, emotional, nonsensical gibberish. The content of this “discussion” included several attacks on me personally, implying not only that I wrote the articles in question (I did not), but that I and my colleagues actually believed the things which were written, and that we were indeed the demented, deranged souls they would like to believe we are. I hope that your readers are at least intelligent enough to realize that this is ludicrous. Most non-engineers that I know have the intelligence to realize thedifference between that whichcan be taken seriously, and that which cannot. . Of the eight offensive articles which Imprint’staff objected to, several objections were deemed to be justified by myself and my staff. The remainder however, were not at all offensive in our opinions, and we ag,reed that the editor should have the right to print them should he wish to. The Imprint editorial board, plagued with rabid feminists who get their only laughs while looking in the mirror, issued the ultimatum that they would cease typesetting our paper should we print these articles. This, and a last minute powerplaymade bytheiregotripping typesetter, failed to convince us of their viewpoint. We published yesterday. We respect the Imprint’s decision to cease association with us. We cannot however, comprehend their inability to find humour in our paper; a paper which, if allowed to, could easily beat the circulation figures of Imprint.

As I said during last Friday’s meeting, Enginews will survive. Whether in its present form, or as an underground publication, it will not be diluted. We believe that we have a strong mandate amongst all engineers to continue publishing. No engineer whom I know, objects to its content. We employ several women on our staff, none of whom feel“trod on” by its humour. We do not truly believe in that which we print, and we are not the twisted souls you would like to believe we are. We realize that we are in a “no-win” situation; rational arguments will fail to convince anyone of our position, and emotional persuasion lacks objectivity. All we can do is deflect the comments as they arrive, and hope to convince the complainants that they should not be offended; everyone has cheap shots taken at them by Enginews, even engineers. Lastly, let me wish you the best of luck in the future, Imprint. With your editorial elections impending, I hope that you can fill your positions with journalists. My brief encounter with your staff of feminists (men and women both), reminds me of the AIA’s infiltration of the Chevron. And you all know what the engineers did to the Chevron. Dave Williams Director of Publications (Enginews and Iron Warrior) Engineering Society “B”

Imprint position: is racist or sexist material involved? Staff unanimo by Len Gamache Imprint editor Dave Williams’ letter (above) warrants a bit more information and clarification to facilitate a better understanding of the relationship between Imprint and Enginews recently and over the last few months. Imprint has typeset Enginews for well over a year now, usually without incident. Working together has been mutually beneficial and the relationship has been smooth except for the few occasions when Imprint indicated concern about offensive material. Whether Enginews is humourous or boring is irrelevant; basically our only real interest is in thoseareas where racist or sexist material is involved. Imprint is an independent corporation which is comprised of Imprint (the newspaper) and Imprint Typesetting (which typesets resumes, posters, manuscripts, and a variety of campus publications including the Federation Handbook, the Iron Warrior, Grebelspeaks, and of course, Enginews.) Imprint’s code of ethics (which has clauses against sexual and racist bias) has been interpreted by its staff as applying not only to the content of the newspaper, but also to materials which we typeset. Staff members who make those decisions regarding racist and sexist material represent a wide cross-section of students on this campus. In addition td students from H KLS, Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Math, Computer Science, Environmental Studies, English, Integrated Studies and General Arts, we also have a half a dozen Engineering students who comprise a staff of over fifty. Last term we typeset Enginews; however, as a result of one particularly offensive issue, we held a meeting with the Engineering Society presidents from both streams (Mark Liddy and Jeff Cox) as well as last term’s Enginewseditor. At that time.

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Imprint indicated its concern about typesetting what we felt was sexist and racist material. EngSoc representatives expressed their concern about being censored, and about the possibility of our refusing to typeset Enginewsin the middle of the production of a particular issue. . A compromise was reached: if Enginews published material which violated our racism/sexism guidelines we would indefinitely discontinue typesetting Enginews; however, Imprint would commit itself to completing the typesetting of any issue we started. A further understanding which resulted from that meeting last fall was that Imprint would make an effort to alert those responsible for Enginews when objectionable material had been submitted for typesetting. Thus, we could possibly avert an impasse situation by discussing any objections before actual publication. These were precisely the circumstances under which last week’s meeting with Dave Williams occurred. We had received articles to be typeset from the Enginews editor. Articles which were supposed to be humourous. The articles in question deal with a variety of themes. One such article states that “ . . . one in four women will be raped in their lifetime. So to avoid bad timing and discomfort, might I suggest your readers get it over with now?dust pop over to my house and I’ll be happy to oblige . . ;” Another article talks about a new treatment for women, “ Remove-a-Boob”, so you don’t have to worry about being a sex object. Another section recommends (as part ofa parody on women’s biorhythms) that during the neutral cycle “Vaginal exercises will tighten you up. The boss will appreciate this, you may get that promotion.” In a Campus Event type article entitled Group Walk Home, it says “women will be meeting in the EngSoc / Orifice at 10: 15 every night to walk home together. Must have big tits, blond hair and like to fuck.”

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A fictitious iLetter to the Editorasks, “Who says fern-eng’s are useless?” The response reads, “I’m a T.A. for an engineering course and have found that those wenches don’t like to fail. Whenever their marks drop a bit, well, sodo their pants. . .“. The “Remove-a-Boob” article runs a “satisfied customer” letter stating, “Now I’m free to spend my evenings with other ‘Real Women’, who have also had their tits eradicated.” These examples are a sampling of sections which the Imprint staff unanimously objected to on sexist grounds. Dave Williams’ reaction is a bit hystericaland hisdepiction of last week’s meeting is even worse. Of the approximately twenty Imprint staff members attending the meeting, only one-fourth were women. In a very orderly fashion, each staff member (we went from person to person clockwise around the room) gave brief remarks indicating what parts of the material they considsered sexist and why. Williams’ suggestion of “heated, emotional, nonsensical gibberish” is totally inaccurate. After a review of Enginews today, Imprint will make its decision based on what Enginews has actually published. The rest of the university community can determine for themselves what is and what isn’t offensive; however, I think that Imprint is a lot more representative of campus attitudes than Williams might like to believe. Regardless of the outcome, Imprint re-affirms its committment to typesetting the Iron Warrior, and publishing Plummer’s Podium as well as other engineering related news and events. Our concerns are directed strictly to any racist or sexist material in Enginews. Dave Williams is probably correct when he says that Enginews will survive; indeed, so will Imprint. The question is whether each newspaper survives with integrity. If Enginews’ aim is to publish a humourous newspaper which is not offensive (as indicated in Williams’ letter) then at least this time, it has certainly fell flat on its face. Best of-luck!

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The Old Plaid Car Blanket ’ These beaten streets have shrunk from many rains \ and childhood games blood washed into cracks They said his chances were good mom said doctors don’t know everything Still I waited for Joey to come out and play At first I thought it was a squirrel caught scampering across the roadway to the park My sister screamed when the rolling bundle sprawled to a stop driver mumbled tears Crowd gathered helpless as he moaned in the gutter Dad covered my friend with our plaid car blanket They took him to Queensway General I stand taller on these shrunken streets with an old car blanket waiting for Joey Gary Darnell

The third Forum of Student Writers took place on February 16th in the Undergraudate Lounge, Hagey Hall Room 280. It was a refreshing and entertaining hour which presented some definite talent. Six student writers read from their worksina receptive, coffeehouse-type atmosphere where the music was contained in the rhythmic structures of the poems and the sometimes melifluous, often angry voice of the reader. Each “performer” had something unique and personal to offer. The first to read was Nancy Helfinger, an English major. Hers were short effec tive poems about lust and passion. She revealed some deep and sensitive reflection with summerimagery, and her appeals to sound rolled rhythmically from her lips. The second reader was a computer science major, Gary Darnell, whose animated reading was punctuated by pregnant pauses and mischievous eye contact. Replete with innovative imagery, his poems depicted humour, politics, death, and “diamonds and carbon faith”. Next up was Nancy Drost, who read with tongue in cheek on “the theme of interpersonal relationships - i.e. the male and female”. Her

poem, Common Cents, a ’ about “mixed manhood” ret response from the audience, Meg Edelman touched us c called Hero’s Stone, which is next issue of “‘The Journal”. moving and humorous tribute cat. Following Meg was Scott Math faculty. He presented solemn short story called incisive, biting satire about Nazi antics during the Third I Finally, we were treated tc potent poems by Paul Zemko a unique talent for passic reality, pain, and life. His poe talc ula ted poignancy.

On leaving nome It begins on the way always our mountains dissolve and there is the, hum of the car I know I take the train but I expect the flatness of the sea; that there is nothing from here. Halfway gone looking out, my stomach warms from isolated lights and the flatness becomes little bubbles on the surface of the oatmeal, Sunday morning And I want that silence that nose-sore eye-running stomach-warm Brandied silence Paul Zemokhol

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fought tokeephimalive,andmyloveforhimforbade him to die. But in the end he did. His magnificent body withered to a pitiful three-pound corpse. It broke my heart. With hisdying breath, his still proud eyes forgave me in the name of love what I still haven’t forgiven in myself. We buried him one rainy, typical Southern Ontario day in November beside the old clothesline where he used to sleep. In digging the grave my husband hit what he deemed a lump and dropped it. Out of that massfella rock unlike anything I had ever seen. It was like a benediction. Hero was saying all was O.K. where he was an this was a sign. It became Hero’s rock and I keep it with me always. A geologist I know told me that in order to have a glazing like that, great temperatures were needed. He said it was probably a part of a meteor. Ican only hope so. It seems a fitting epitaph for a cat whose short and meteoric life touched all who knew him.

.Exercise No. 27 It is a hot day in Hell. The terrible army of terraphim is drawn up in their legions, row by column, cohort by maniple. Innocent looking incubi stand beside greasy pimps; sensuous succubi wait beside heretics; Long haired atheists slouch beside workers of false miracles. Centurions marshal them, tribunes officer them, the Lie inspires them, and they all wait in the putrid pitch and bubbling brimstone for their Glorious Leader, thermperator, to arrive. The Imperator of the Legions of Darkness enters Hell. His feet are hairy and cloven, his beard is blackest black, and his eyes have . red pupils. Immediately behind him walk his twenty-four lictors, carrying the rods and axes of His office. Today the Imperator is accompanied by a legate. There is silence in Hell. The Imperator walks to the edge of the glazed slag reviewing plinth to survey his hushed and willing slaves. He smiles, exposing his perfect white teeth. He raises his hands for a salutation. “All Hail our Imperious Leader!” the legions shout, “Imperator Mundi!” He raises his hands once again, for silence, and the howling of His angels stops. “Greetings and felicitations, fellow inhabitants . of the infernal regions. I will keep my morning remarks short . . .” the hosts break into laughter and the Imperator pauses, “. . . so today I will only say this: Keep them confused.” He raises his hand in the clenched fist of the fiends, and lifts his index finger. “Go get them.” The howling starts again, rising to a crescendo. Individual troopers break the ranks and run down, down, down to the plinth, seeking to touch their Leader. The succubi begin to strip in their enthusiasm, and the rapists begin to rape. The pounding of hammers, pitchforks, and pokers on the slag walls takes on the beat, the steady beat, of stomping jackboots. The morning orgy has begun. The Imperator stares down on his squirming, fornicating army. It reminds him of a can of earthworms. Ladies in leather flee unsuccessfully sado-masochists lay about from sodomists, themselves with cruel whips, dope dealers drop LSD in drinking fountains, and the Imperator gives out a deep sigh. “It’s the same every bloody day,” he shouts to the legate Arius, “every day we lose the better part of two hours corrupting ourselves. No wonder we’re behind on our quota.” Arius leans forward to reply, “But it keeps the troops in shape.” “Yeah, sure,” replies the Imperator. He fishes in his mouth with a sooty finger and removes his bottom plate, “I think Gabriel got the better jobat least he still has all his natural teeth.” Arius picks up the chairman’s gavel and pounds for attention, “. . . the motion carries for file 88717727.” He refers to a piece of paper, “Sister Lilith has the floor.” Lilith rises to her feet. She is wearing skin tight designer jeans, a clinging red T-shirt, and no underwear. She pauses to take a sip of blook from a skull, “File 88717728 is the case of Martin Luther ‘Gardner,” the Imperator’s ears pick up at this, “so far we have nothing to report.” “Why is there no progress with Gardner, sister?” barks the Imperator, his eyes flashing. Sister Lilith bends over to pick up Gardner’s file, her ample breasts threatening to fall out of her shirt. “We’ve tried everything. Erotic dreams sent biweekly, pornography and loose women were brought into contact with the subject. He doesn’t seem to be affected by naked women.” “Did youconsider dressing them in leather, rubber, or . . .” the Imperator consults The Tourists Guide to Sodom, “Lycra spandex?” “Yes we did, as it says on page five,” she hands the Imperator a smouldering copy of the report, “several issues of pornography were planted containing photo essaies dealing with these subjects. He ignored procedure seven: a copy of Centurians magazine.” “What about books? Did he get Sulka’s friends, Magnum Griffin, The Babysitter, or Plunger in Paris?”

“No." “Perhaps he likes boys, or ducks?” “All atempts at homosexual seduction have failed. He doesn’t like his Uncle’s farm, either.” “How dull.” “We’ve just about given up on him. We tried to get a group of radical feminists to rape him, but he outran them.” “Oh how dull.” The Ways and Means committee pauses in defeated silence. The Imperator fingers his pointy black beard. “What about fringe groups: Astrologers, Palmists, Rosicrucians, Tarot card readers . . .” “He won’t go near them.” “Look now, everybody has a sensual weakness that can be exploited. Everybody.” “About all we have on him is a certain small weakness for coffee.” “Coffee? Coffee!” the Imperator glances at his mug of ice-cold beer and takes a drag on a joint, “this boy is Dull. He’s almost too perfect for us - are you sure he isn’t mortifying his flesh on the sly?” ‘He’s a Lithographer. He phones his mother every week.” “Shit.” “He eats all his vegetables.” “All we’ve got against mister Dull here is coffee?” “Coffee. No sex. Nodrugs. No heresy, schism, no disputes with discipline, no questioning of doctrine. No rock’n’roll.” “Well, coffee it will have- to be then. I want his soul!” Gardner sits in the noisy, crowded staff cafeteria. He sits alone, away from his co-workers crude conversation. He studies a grubby page in a threering binder, turning the pages slowly. ‘Gees, the 4250 is strange,’ he thinks’ ‘I’ve only memorized 22 of 55 operations. The foreman will have to help me for sure.’ A subtle odour creeps into his nose. ‘Gosh, I could use a coffee.’ Gardner raises his head and sniffs. ‘Coffee? with chocolate?’ His saliva glands become aroused and begin to secrete. Gardner’s eyes scan the smoky room for the source of the scent. There is a dark haired girl sitting at a table some ten feet away. She is drinking the stuff and refering to Harlequin romance. Gardner conceives a lust for her hot, moist coffee. ‘I must have it!’ Gardner propels himself forward. “Uh, pardon me, what is that you’re drinking?” he asks. The girl looks up at Gardner. Her delicate hand holds a perfect white porcelain cup. Steamy fingers of coffee bean delight waft up. She smiles, “Coffee.” “Why type of coffee?” he asks, inviting himself into a chair. A fleck of drool accumulates at the corner of his mouth. . “It’s a special blend of coffee: fresh Java with a little chocolate added.” “Uh huh,” Gardner stares at the brown fluid. ‘I must taste it,’ he thinks, ‘she’s spilt some on the table. I’ll lap it up after she leaves - no everyone would see me. I must taste it.’ “What are you doing here?” the girl asks taking a sip. “Uh, I’m, uh on the third floor . . .” “What a small world. I started my new job there just a week ago,” the hand bearing the cup bearing the coffee descends to the table, “ what are you doing down here?” “The coffee’s better here.” The girl sneered, “that swill? Why, it’s instant. In the office we have a percolator, and I have my own grinder. I grind the beans fresh every day . . .” “Oh?” blood rushes to Gardner’s loins. <<. . . I bring in bottled spring water . . .” “Ohhh.” Gardner wipes at his mouth to remove the accumulating drool. “Why do you ask? Do you like coffee?” “Uh, urn, yes I do. But it’s very. . .” “Oh, isn’t that great! A bunch of my friends get together everySunday and have a coffee Klatsch.” “Sunday? I have church. . .” “It’s at eleven o’clock. I think someone is bringing in some Jamaica blue, or is it Arabian?” “Jamaica blue? Arabian? Church.” “Oh, look at the time,” the girl folds up her book, “look I have to go now. 1’1 give you my address and you can come over Sunday.” She pulls out a piece of notepaper and delicately writes her address and phone number. “I’ve, uh, got church then.” “Well, come over if you can. See you on Sunday!” Gardner watches the nubile behind of the girl disappear. She has left behind.her cup. It’s still a quarter full. It tastes . . . divine. Smiling, Gardner takes her address and places it in his wallet.


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by Dave Lawson Imprint staff One does not attend a Neil Young cancer-t+f one seeks to be impressed by a lot of technical finesse or smooth vocal intonation; rather a Young concert is a show to be simply experienced for the kind of she&- poetry, musical journalism, and raw human-ness that has made Neil Young the man he is. Last Friday’s Toronto audience had. the pleasure of experiencing the kind of act one might expect to find in a coffee house, but the simple intensity of Young’s sparse, pareddown arrangements of his own material gave a rare intimacy that transcended the inherent problems of a capacity Gardens crowd. Almost the entire show consisted of Neil singing to his own accompaniment. Those who anticipated .Neil Young solo (as per publicity) were by no means disappointed, but nonetheless somewhat perplexed to observe an array of guitars, a couple of banjos, two pianos (a Wurlitzer upright for “after the Goldrush” and a Steinway acoustic grand for “Helpless”), several strategically located synthesizers, and a mysterious TV screen. The exception was the blatantly obvious lack of a drum kit. The show was a comprehensive nostalgia trip of favourite Young tunes spanning the years of Buffalo Springfield, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, and obviously, Young’s own solo material. During the second half ot the show, lhe purpose of the synthesizers became evident when Young launched into a Nash-the-Slash routine incorporating three songs from his latest album, Trans. Fears that Young has gone permanently electropop were dispelled when his mocking man-against-machine performance style was revealed. Young’s integrity remained intact when it became evident that the performance of his new material was not so much promotion-

ert oriented but rather a poignant artistic statement. The show lacked any material from Y oung’s two relatively unsuccessful transition albums Hawks and Doves and Re.ac.tor. Three songs from Trans were enough to surprise but not to alienate: ecstatic audience response from such classics as Heart of Gold, Helpless, Ohio, Down by the River, and Hey, Hey, My, My turned into numbed shock towards taped (preprogrammed?) renditions of Computer Age, Transformer Man, and a resurrected, straight-80’s version of Mr. Soul. The numbed shock and cautious applause was qualified by a feeling of deep admiration for an artist/poet who has always remained very much his own person. Some words from Bruce Palmer, Young’s bassist on Trans and earlier Buffalo Springfield material, may be relevant here. Accordins toPalmer,inNOW magazine,Young“isamar who gets out on stage and makes a statemenl he about the world. . . realized that music witla computer rhythm or track is very reassuring . . . he’s representing the world through the means by which it operates.” Not only is he recognizing the world, bu Young is challenging it, criticizing it. Visions o &well’s 1984 are unavoidable when onI pictures the scenario presented at th( concert: Young’s sun-shaded face appears 01 the screen, mouthing the electronicall> enhanced words of Transformer Man o Computer Age. Young himself, as we see in the mode wear used to - just Neil and his electric guita darting around the stage in a mad frenzy as if tl mot k his mat hines and his own larger-t han-lif visage. He takes on the air of an intens performer in furtive flight from the trappings c an overwhelming machine age. That Young is recognizing the worl through “the means by which it operates” is tribute to both his integrity and his genius.

ell wit h concert by Tim Perlich Imprint staff Other than the Shakin’ Pyramids and Viva Libido shows in January, the concert scene in this area has been fairly dry. But have no fear, March promises to come in like a lion as Gary Stewart and the Federation’s Board of Entertainment present three first rate shows for the month. The To Hell With Poverty concert series commences March 1 with TBAopening for the Payola$ at the Waterloo Motor Inn. The Payola$, a Vancouver-based Pop-Ska band had marginal success until the release of their No Stranger to Danger LP produced by long time Bowie associate Mick Ronson. Tight musicianship and slick production rocketed the album and single Eyes of a Stranger to the top of the charts and seemingly endless air-play. With numerous concert appearances in Ontario including the first Police Picnic and a live simulcast for CITY-TV, The Payola$ have developed quite a large following here and should put on a very good show. Next up is Britain’s Gang of Four who will play Super Skate Seven on Saturday March 5 with Viva Libido in support. Always an enigma, the Gang of Four’s point of view is somewhat camouflaged by their tongue-in-cheek politically oriented lyrics and the sheer danceability of their music. One of the best anti-military songs to come out in a long time is the dance club standard I Love CJMan In a Uniform which comes from

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the Gang’s latest offering Songs For the Fre Viva Libido, a new Toronto group fronted t Steve Blimke will open the show. The band h; a chance to play their Latino-Funk rhythmsfc Waterloo earlier this term and put on a gre show for a crowd that was nearly 0~ numbered by the B. Ent. crew. Gang of Four and Viva Libido will prove th white boys do have rhythm. Dance! Dane Dance! Closing the series -will be guitarist extr ordinaire Robert Fripp, who will be giving lecture/concert in The Theatre of Arts ( Sunday, March 27th. Formerly of League of Gentlemen al founder *of King Crimson, Fripp has startec music l&ture tour he calls The Music Syste about his theories concerning the mu: industry and the state of the art of music. In his discussion, Fripp plans to theori about the responsibility of a musician himself, his audience and music and t musician’s relationship to the music indusl and others in a commercial culture. Fripp explains, “The lecture begins witt presentation of my views of the system, w practical examples, leading to a discussil with the floor, and closing with a small SC performance where appropriate.” This promises to be a stimulating evening j those who are interested in music as form c’ommunication and self-expression. Becat the Theatre of Arts has limited seating, I WOI suggest that you purchase your tickets for tl lecture/concert as soon as possible. Tickets for the concert series can purchased individually or as a specially pric package: Feds $20.00, others $23.00.

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Arts ., French language dims otherwise bright show by Patricia L. Shore Imprint staff L’Aubergine de la Macedoine, a group of five clowns from Quebec, gave three performances Saturday in the less than capacity-filled Humanities Theatre. Their amusing mix of music, juggling, and acrobatics provided a fun hour of entertainment for the children present. The show was entitled Grumpetto for no obvious reason and was a very loosely structured series of skits and gags which of the occasionally involved members audience. The dialogue which complemented the show proved a little difficult for some youngsters because it was in rapid French, occasionally followed by the English equivalent. Some of the best stage businesscame off as mediocre because the French dialogue made it less-than-meaningful pantomime for those who didn’t understand the language. This clown group plays a remarkable set of instruments: tuba, french horn, trombone, clarinets, guitar, whistles, and various percussion instruments. Bule, ‘the leader’, as one youngster emphatically put it, set the pace for the show, and it was considerably heightened when he appeared on stilts in the final skit and undertook a series of jumps, splits, and backward bends with the help of two other clowns, Balthazar and Barbouillette. These three clowns did most of the juggling

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Since then, I have seen her perform on television and heard her sing many times on been a Morningside. She has always personable performer and a thorough professional. But, after seeing her show Dinah Christie and Friends at the Humanities Theatre last Thursday, I am convinced that absolutely nothing nor no one can compare to Dinah Christie life, on stage. She was superb! Her show included everything from old standards like Duke Ellington’s A Train, to cabaret-style songs by Cole Porter and Noel Coward, to AM pop like Don Henley’s Dirty Laundry. The five piece band accompanying Christie did so very well. Mark Rutherford on piano hit just the right note (pun sort of intended) with his piano bar style. Pat Coleman, Dave Wilson, and Ian Howard on guitar, bass, and drums respectively were all in fine form. But, it was percussionist William Pennor McKay who really stole the show from the rest of the band. One look from McKay was enough to add even more comedy to some of Christie’s already funny numbers. And Christie? She was fabulous. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a performer with so much

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routines and Balthazar amazed everyone as he juggled two balls and an apple, eating the apple while he juggled it. This was superior to the magic act he attempted to perform. The act was far too slowly paced, the magic was non-existent,and the tricks were too simplistic and dull to be funny. Bigoudis played a great trombone with a shoe on the end and engaged one father from the audience in an interesting hair combing session where she even combed the hair on his legs. While this was funny, it became hilarious when she added a wig, headband, fake nose and glasses, and some yellow shoes to this father’s attire, turned on some new wave music, and tried to get him to dance. The kids loved it - I don’t know’about the father. Muzo, who played the guitar, the whistles, and the various percussion instruments, stayed in the background providing sound effects for the show. He was interesting foil to Balthazar’s magic act and provided continuity to the rest of the skits. He also channeled props gone astray out of the paths of the acrobats. L’Aubergine de la Macedoine was a funto-watch production with lots of variety to keep the attention spans of three-to-eightyear-olds from wavering. It was disappointing that the theatre was less than full, but that didn’t stop these delightful clowns from giving the children lots to laugh at on a gloomy Saturday.

Christie gives a by Patricia Michaelewicz Imprint staff O.K., I’ll confess. When I was nine years old I, like a large number of the population of southern Ontario, used to watch Party Game (a celebrity charade show broadcast daily from six thirty to seven in the evening on CHCH TV.) I remember watching the guest stars fumble through the charades only to be saved by the -host, Bill Walker. I also remember Dinah Christie. She was the most talented and most refreshing artist on the show. I became a fan right there.and then.

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Dinah does it on stage. energy and verve. She has stage presence, and it’s not just because of her height. Oh, she has style though. She began the show in a slinky black dress with a slit so high that most women wouldn’t dare even wear it at home. She went from this to a shocking pink lounging robe and bytheendofthefirstactshewasinaleotardfor her tribute to Jane Fonda and her exercise salon. She began the second act as a Cockney housewife, complete with kerchief and shopping bag. Christie has a remarkable range of music in her repetoir. She is best in cabaret/jazz songs but she adds a kind of class to rock and does remarkable things with country music. (Her Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother - a much heard about, but not often heard song - was one of the high spots of the evening.) Christie injects her sense of humour into the show with such things as a satire on Pierre Trudeau in a song written by Ed Halewood. Her autobiographical songs often poke fun at the CBC and .other staples in the life of a Canadian performer. We are certainly not seeing the last of Dinah Christie. Although she spends much of her time performing in the United States (a CBS TV movie, tentatively entitled Step Right Up, is in the works), she is one of this country’s brightest stars. Although it has been noted by many people that Canadians take talent for granted until it leaves for the U.S., I think that with programs such as Global’s upcoming Dinah Christie Presents Canada she will be “discovered” by more and more people, not just those watching Party Game reruns.

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by Patricia Michaelewicz Imprint staff Despite the advertising, despite the Tony Awards, despite its reputation as one of the great “don’t miss it” plays of the decade, Children of a Lesser God is a disappointing play. That does not mean that it is a bad play or one that should be discounted as only of interest to certain people. On the contrary. Children of a Lesser God is an interesting play but one which does not, in my opinion, deserve the reputation it has. It is the story of James Leeds, a speech therapist in a school for the deaf, andsarah Norman a deaf worker at the school. James tries to teach Sarah to speak but she wants to part of that. Inevitably, they fall in love. the play explores their relationship and their trials and tribulations. Sarah does not want to learn to speak. She does not want to do something that she can never do well. She does not want to become an imitation hearing person. She is content with her sign language and she accepts her deafness. James is not content with this. He wants to teach her to speak. This is where the gulf between them starts. It is made quite clear in the play that love does not conquer all. James cannot appreciate the struggle of deaf people to exercise their rights legally. As much as Sarah loves him, she cannot give up her . fight for the equality of deaf persons in a hearing world. This is all very well and good. I’m sure that no one will disagree with the idea that a marriage between a deaf person and a hearing person will have problems. But wouldn’t a marriage between a Christian and a Jew or a French and Enslish Can-

adian run into problems as well? Children of A Lesser God is not telling us anything that we don’t already know. And sometimes it tells us the obvious in a very grating, irritating fashion. James Leeds, played by Rico Peterson, is a wisecracking, smart aleck former peace corps type. His constant one liners and flippant comments are, at first, funny and entertaining. By the second act these one liners are irritating and unfunny. His flip sense of humour beings to detract from the play. It just doesn’t work anymore. Jackie Kinner as Sarah does not have enough facial expression to convey her emotions. She is a deaf actress and has no spoken lines in the play. Consequently, she must use her body to express her character. It is unfortunate to see only two emotions from her: anger and the occasional smile. It almost becomes a cliche of the angry handicapped person. Jo Farwell gives a wooden performance as Sarah’s martyr mother. Mimi Bensinger is the stereotype of a highpowered female lawyer and Roger Serbagi acts like every other high school principal in the country. The two other hearing-impaired actors in the play, Janice Cole and Charles Jones give fine performances. I suspect that this road company performs an inferior version of the production. The original Broadway version featured two very strong actors in the title roles. Both Phyllis Frelich and John Rubinstein received Tony Awards for their performances. In a character play such as this, so much depends on the actor. Children of a Lesser God is not a bad play. But the flaws of this production can be so irritating that they detract from the entire purpose of it.

Get into The Hobbit The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien is a tale of fantasy for both adults and children which tells the story of Mr. Bilbo Baggins - a hobbit who lives in a comfortable hobbit hole and who never dreamed he would ever leave the little village he called home for an incredible adventure.

Mr. Baggins becomes a hero by taking on cruel, gigantic creatures like Trolk, Goblins, giant spidersand other horrible creatures. The puppet performance of The H&bit by Theatre Sans Fil takes place tonight at 8 p.m. in the Humanities Theatre.


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Stewart exposes banks by Ron McGregor Imprint staff Towers

of Gold, Feet of Clay Walter Stewart Collins Publishers, 1982

Until fairly recently, books on Canadian business and economics were unlikely candidates for the bestseller list. In the last few years, that situation has changed. Increased media coverage and public interest in economic issues have made new buzzwords out of economists’ jargon. And at the same time a few writers (Peter C. Newman, author of The Canadian Establishment and The Aquisitors is the most prominent example) have cashed in, producing bestselling books that offer an inside view of Canadian business. This year, Newman continues his success with The Establishment Man: A Portrait of Power, profiling Argus chairman Conrad Black. Also on the bestseller list this year is Walter Stewart, with his expose of the Canadian banking industry, Towers of Gold, Feet of Clay. In it, Stewart attacks our banks from all sides for promoting and profiting from inflation; for operating as an oligopoly; and most of all, for the callous indifference of those who run the banks to the plight of the poor consumer. Stewart begins his book with a look at Canada’searly banking history and its tycoons, “men who used the government as a cash box, the railways as a jam jar and the public as sucker bait .” In Stewart’s scenario, while Canada’s banking pioneers were notable mostly for their ‘rascality’, the history of our banks since the 1870’s is one of a growing oligopoly. “In 1901”, he writes, “there were thirty-six chartered banks in Canada; eighty years , later we were down, for all practical purposes, to five big ones and six little ones”. Stewart’s concern about the lack of competition between banks is legitimate; between them, the five largest chartered banks hold seventy percent of demand deposits, eighty percent of savings deposits, and a similar percentage of consumer loans. There really is no reason for the banks to offer competitive interest rates. And as Stewart points out, historically, the banks have had a lot of influence in Ottawa. The original Bank Act of 1871 was written by bankers and in subsequent revisions of the Act the banks have had a lot of input. Not only do the banks maintain a strong lobby in Ottawa, but until recently, a majority of the members of the Senate Banking Committee that enacts banking legislation, were MP’s who also happened to be acting as bank directors.

The result, according to Stewart, is that the.operations of trust’ companies and credit unions have been legally limited, at the profit of the banks and at the expense of the consumer. The oligopoly of the “big five” has almost certainly increased the cost of borrowing; Stewart alleges that it’s at least partially responsible for regional underdevelopment as well. “The Maritimes were once touted as the cradle of a Canadian industrial revolution, but as savings were drained from the area to finance development in central Canada, this hope begame a bitter joke.” Statements like this, curious at best, totally misleading at worse, abound throughout Towers of Gold, Feet of Clay. ,This book is aimed at an audience with little knowledge of how banking works. In a chapter titled Step Into My Cage, Stewart

does a credible job of describing the day to day operations of a typical bank branch and the pitfalls of dealing with-your local bank. Banks, Stewart writes, have a simple goal: “to get as much out of you as possible and to provide as little service as possible, consonant with the public image of the institution as a demon of efficiency hidden in the bosom of a cuddly teddy bear”. Nearer My Bank To Thee, a chapter devoted to explaining the differences between near banks (credit unions, trust companies) and chartered banks and the relative advantages of each to the consumer, is also informative and interesting. Stewart completes the reader’s education in the basics of banking with several chapters explaining the relationship between the chartered banks and the Bank of Canada. Simply and clearly, he outlines the way in which the Bank of Canada simultaneously mainipulates the prime rate, the money supply and the value of the Canadian dollar through its sales and purchases of treasury bills. This discussion of the Bank of Canada leads into an attack on the monetarist policy of its governor, Gerald Bouey. “The only problem with (monetarism)“, writes Stewart, “is that it doesn’t work.” Monetarism, according to Stewart, has prodiced our current recession while fueling inflation. Banks, he says, advocate monetarist policies and the high interest rates that go with them because they increase bank profits. And the government doesn’t mind rising prices because it can increase taxes to meet its expenditures. Unions react to inflation by increasing wage demands while large corporations protect themselves by raising their prices. So, says Stewart, those who work outside of the “managed” sectors of the economy - farmers, small businessmenand nonunion workers - are left to bear the brunt of unemployment and inflation. The problem with Stewart’s analysis, here and in other places in Towers of Gold, Feet of Clay is not that it’s wrong, although it may be. The problem is that his arguments are so simplistic that they lack credibility. He produces a lot of arithmetic examples and statistics, but these are intended as much to impress the uninitiated reader as they are to illustrate his arguments. For all its faults, Towers of Gold, Feet of Clay is frequently entertaining. It’s written in an irreverent, epigrammatic style and contains some brilliant investigative reporting. But, it’s neither the ‘definitive’book on banking promised by the publishers, nor is it the convincing expose that Walter Stewart intended it to be.

Behind the scenes look at the iuUion’s CoUrtrooms by Antoni Shelton Jack Batten scored a terrific success with his previous book, Lawyers. In his most recent book, In Court, he has applied himself and has produced another winner. In Court takes the reader on a journey, sometimes pleasant, sometimes depressing. Yet no matter the mood, this journey provides an intriguing behind-the-scene look at the nation’s courtrooms through the eyes of the powerful litigation lawyers. Batten refers to these lawyers as “the renegades of the legal profession: real-life Perry Masons who perform in courtrooms, coaxing juries, foxing judges, and scrapping for their clients.. .a heavy, smart, colourful, witty, sometimes gaudy bunch.” The one female lawyer, Caroline Lindberg, and the nine male lawyers Batten usesin his book, including such familiar names as John Robinette and Joseph Sedwick, all talk frankly about their most challenging and sometimes bizarre cases. The various cases Batten covers in his book demand the reader’s interest. The Joe Sedwick and Ottawa spy story is one such case. This case takes the reader back to September 1946, when Canada’s RCMP uncovered a Soviet spy circle operating in Ottawa. Eric Adams, Joseph Sedwick’s client, is charged as a spy on the basis of much damning evidence. However, Sedwick, with his old school storyteller character, is able to successfully prove his client innocent of all charges. Not all of the cases Batten covers, however, conclude with a celebration and a pat on the shoulder. John Robinette, renowned as one of Canada’s best lawyers ever, recallsa case in the early 1950’s, when he decided to defend a member of the

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notorious Boyd gang charged with first degree murder. Uncharacteristically, Robinette loses the case and his client loses his life. The case in the last chapter of the book, The Hockey Player and the Marine Drive Socialist, truly transmits to the reader the colossal roles courts must play in trying to uphold the legitimate functioning of society. Mike Robitaille was abused by the Vancouver Canucks hockey club by being pressured to play with injuries. This resulted in a shortened hockey career and permanent spinal damage. Fortunately for Robitaille, John Laxton, the Marine Drive socialist and lawyer, represented the player in the charges of negligence against the Vancouver hockey club. Laxton, a keen financial. investor and globe-trotter, won $355,000 in damages for Robitaille; this proved to be a landmark in cases of such nature. As one might well imagine, In Court is punctuated by both the fascinating details and the boring technicalities of the law. But ai all times, Batten wisely maintains its readability to laymen and lawyers alike. Like Peter Newman, author of the Canadian Establishment and The Acquisitors, Batten goes beneath the symbols and propaganda, which create a facade for the influential, tc bring forth a realistic analysis of the law and its practitioners. Generally, In Court is well written although one may fine examples of extremely poor editing. In the final analysis, Jack Batten, a former lawyer, has got himself another winner with Ir Court.

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‘Wrestling:

Cagers end on top, pg. 19

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’ Estwick highest of all, pg. 21

for CIAU’s

Last Saturday, McMaster hosted the 1983 OUAA wrestling championships, and Abe Bueckert and Daiv Tanguay shone for the Warriors. Tanguay, competing in the 119 pound class, placed a respectable third. This finish was good enough to qualify for the CIAU Wrestling Championships, March 11 th and 12th at the University of Western Ontario in London. Bueckert also qualified for the Can-

adian Wrestling Championships by finishing first in his weight class at the OU AA meet. A first year engineering student, he took the 112 pound crown and hopes are high for him to wrestle well at the CIAU’s. Led by coach John Gourlay, both Bueckert and Tanguay are hoping to put the University of Waterloo back on the wrestling map - a position they enjoyed for some years before fading from the limelight so.mewhat in the past few years.

Hockey’s merciful end, pg. 21 Out-curling

Ontario, pg. 22

Warrior vdleybdlers set for Toronto in OUAA. final by don button Imprint staff It seems to be tbe year of the upsets in OUAA volleyball, and, so far, the Waterloo Warriors are the only team to emerge unscathed. Their win over Western last Saturday night improved their OUAA record to 12 wins, and no losses. Western was not supposed to be the opposition for Waterloo, but earned it by beating Guelph on February 8th, the same night that the Warriors defeated McMaster in quarter-final action. Although Waterloo beat McMaster, it looked for awhile like they were to be upset. Waterloo took the first game with ease, demolishing the Marauders 15-4. After the match, coach Dave Husson commented that, “The first game almost proved to be our undoing. It was so easy that I think our guys thought Mat (McMaster) was going to roll over and die.” McMaster did not die, they out-played Waterloo in the second gameand squeaked out a 16-14victory,andalmost tookatwo to one lead in games save for a Warrior show of power that surprised McMaster in the final stages of the game to give Waterloo a 15-13 win. Having regained their composure, Waterloo left no doubts as to who was the best, witha 15-8 win to seal the match and a berth in the OUAA West finals, against the winner of the Guelph/ Western game. At the end of the McMaster match, a report was phoned in ‘rom Guelph, and it was announced that Guelph was leading Western two games to zero, a fact that surprised no one -except Dave Husson who still believed that Western would emerge on op. Guelph had lost tidy twice in the regular season, both times o the Warriors. Western finished their ten regular season games vith four losses, and in third place. Throughout the last quarter

‘au1 Craven

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of the season, talk was of the final match of the season between Guelph and Waterloo. Waterloo beat Guelph in that-match, but the talk then turned to the rematch in the West final; a rematch that never occured. Guelph had defeated Western 15-l 1, 15-l I in the first two games of their match, and gave away two match point servesinallowing Western to rebound to take the game 16- 14. The fourth game was a see-saw battle that ended with Western on top 15-l 1. By this time, the Western Mustangs had the emotional edge and left Guelph no chance to recover, winning the last game by a 15-8 margin to upset the stunned Gryphons. Talk had changed once again. It was no longer focusing on the power of the Gryphons versus the power of the Warriors, but on howgood the Mustangs really were. After last Saturday night’s game, few of the two hundred orso fans would disagree with Husson’s claims that Western has a good team. Western came out strong, and made almost as much noise as did the fans. Their upset of Guelph made the Mustangs think they were going all the way, and they played like it. Waterloo was ready, but not quite ready enough, as the serve changed back and forth frequently in the first game. John Kervin, the Warrior captain, stepped back to serve with the score 8-7 in Waterloo’s favour and, backed by some great blocking at the net from Tom Oxland and Dave Ambrose, served up seven straight points to give the Warriors the first game. The highlight of the first game, without detracting from the play of the entire squad, was the setting of Owen Jones. When a setter can consistently put the ball within centimetres of its ideal location when he sets, he has had an outstanding game,. Jonesdid it for three games. Backed by Craven in the middle, and Kervin and Ambrose hitting power, Jones led Waterloo to a 15-7 win in the second game, and a secure hold on the match. By this time, the crowd was getting louder and more enthusiastic, and the Mustang contingent more subdued. Despite the two game lead, Dave Husson was not ready to relax. Between the second and third game, he reminded his players of the Guelph/ Western match, and sent them back on thecourt. As a between-game pep talk, it was the essence of simplicity. On a scale of one to ten in effectiveness, it ranks a ten. ., After substituting in the second game to give his startersa rest, the Warriors came out with full power: starters John Kervin, Paul Craven, Dave Ambrose, Bill Stanger, and Owen Jones. A one all tie soon became a 6-1 Waterloo lead, and Vaughan Peckham, coach of the Western Mustangs, called time-out to try to rally his players. The Warriors gave up the serve, and Paul Craven smashed one to the floor after the Warriors had allowed only two more points to get the serve back. Peckham called his last time-out of the game (teams are allowed two each game), after Ambrose had helped: Tom Oxland move the score 10-3. Western was to get one more point after breaking Waterloo’s serve, but a serve into the net ended their hopes to get back in the game. Owen Jones took over serving, and handcuffed the Mustangs with five scoring serves in a row to give the Warriors the match in three straight games. Waterloo has now beaten Western three times in OUAA action, but have lost once to the Mustangs at the recent University of Pittsburgh tournament. Dave Husson had nothing but compliments for Western, crediting them with playing a fine spirited game, but saying that “When Ambrose, Kervin and O.J. (Owen Jones) are right on, I don’t think anyone in the country can touch us.” A national championship may indeed be in order for the Warriors, but to do so they will have to beat some excellent

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volleyball teams. Their first enemy will be the University of Toronto, who upset York last week-end in what could be the second of many surprises in the rest of the volleyball play-offs. York was ranked number five in Canada, U of T was not even in the top ten. “I think what may-have happened, although I didn’t see the game and therefore can’t be sure, is that York was looking past Toronto to us. They were I7- 1 in league play,and were expecting to win easily. The same thing almost happened to us against McMaster, and we are-not going to take Toronto lightly.” Torotito has ousted the Warriors twice this season, once at a tournament in Brock in which Owen Jones sprained his ankle, and again at the Toronto Excalibur. Husson, however, is not worried about his team’s ability to beat Toronto. “We have played in high-calibre tournaments all year, and although we haven’t done really well in them, that experience is going to give us a big edge over Toronto who haven’t gone to those big tournaments,” explained the Warrior coach. Husspn is not unfamiliar with the U of T team, having played against theircoachin two OFFS A Finals. Inaddition, Toronto is lead by the best centre player in Canada, Eddie Drakich, who had planned to play at Waterloo but was not granted admission by the department of Chemical Engineering here at Waterloo. All things considered, the Warriors and their coach are looking forward to next Saturday’s encounter with Toronto. Their close victory over McMaster had left some doubts as to whether they were really as good as people had thought. Their victory over Western gave them back that respect, but they want more than the, OUAA West title, they want the whole thing. Tomorrow, they’ll find out.


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Tammy Hughes A second provincial (OWIAA) Championship came to the curlers this past weekend. Tammy Hughes, a 4th year Math student, curling vice rocks for the Athenas, helped the Athenas win this OW Championship. Tammy has curled for 3 years on the varsity teamand in 2 years finished second to the previous Queen%. The AThenas had to defeat Queen’s twice (7-4,9-5) to win this year. Tammy is a very strong sweeper and has tried to lend her assistance to preparing our freshman skip for intercollegiate competition. This year was by far the best curling performance for Tammy. Ironically, it was Tammy’s last shot that eliminated Queen’s from making any form of a comeback.

Paul Godward This past weekend the Warrior curling team captured the OUAA title for the second time in their history. The last Waterloo title came in 1963. Paul Godward, a 3rd year Economics student, was an instrumental curler in this success. Paul plays second on the team and thus is called upon to throw avariety of shorts. he curled in excess of 80% this weekend. Another extremely important role of the second is sweeping. Both Paul and Matt Feltis (lead) are very effective sweepers and made our curling that much more effective and precise. Paul has been the leader in all respects with this team. He set the tone of excellence for this OUAA victory.

Warriors

Basketball

Curling

Waterloo 68, Athletes in Action 90, Feb. 16 Waterloo 73, Western 89, Feb. 18 Next games: Feb. 25, Brock vs. Windsor, here, 6 p.m. Feb. 25, Waterloo vs. Western, here, 8 p.m.

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Hockey Waterloo 5, Windsor 12, Feb. 18 Warriors finish season in last place with a 2-21-1 record.

Swimming

Waterloo 4th in OUAA Finals, Feb. 19 Next meet: Mar. 3, 4, 5, CIAU’s at Sherbrooke, P. Q.

Track and Field (indoor) Next meets: Feb. 25, Last Chance Qualifying Meetin Toronto March 4, 5, OUAA Finals at Windsor

’ wrestling OUAA Wrestling Finals, Feb. 19: Abe Beuckert - 1st at 112 ibs. Daiv Tanguay - 3rd at 119 lbs. Both wrestlers qualify for CIAU meet, Mar. 11, 12, at Western

won

OWIAA

Championships,

Track and Field (indoor) At Wilfrid Laurier Invitational at York, Feb. 19: Leslie Estwick - 1st in high jump Elaine Veenstra - 3rd in high jump Lisa Amsden - 3rd in 600 m. Next meet: Feb. 25, Last Chance Qualifying Meet in Toronto Mar. 4,5, OWIAA Finals at Windsor

Squash Athena Invitational, Feb. 19 Sue Deyure - 1st in ‘C’ Division , Tori Young - 1st in B-Plate Wendy Frisby - 1st in A-Plate Jennifer Birch-Jones - 2nd in A-Plate Next meet: Feb. 26, Part III of OWIAA in Toronto

Volleyball Next match: Queen’s.

Mar. 4, 5, OWIAA

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Volleiball Waterloo beat Western (15-7,15-7,15-4) to win the OUAA West. Next match: Feb. 26, OUAA Final at U of Toronto

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by Donald Duench Imprint staff It took yet another comeback, but the basketball Warriors :xtended their regular season winning streak to seven last Friday n London. Waterloo finished the regular season with a IO-2 accord after defeating the Western Mustangs 73-69. The game was very close for the first twelve minutes, with numerous lead changes. As in many previous games, the Warrior Iffence then stalled, allowing Western to take a 27-19 lead. Mustangs Ross Hurd and George Cope were having a good Fame, as well as forward Chris Cavender, who was able to get nside untouched for points. The scoreat the end ofa rather quick ‘irst half was 41-35 for the Mustangs. For UW, the only consolation in the first half stats were the jersonal fouls. Both Cope and Cavender had two fouls, while the Narriors had only committed five fouls in the half, by five Iifferent players. The Mustangs started very well in the second half, stretching heir lead to ten points, but their foul situation caught up with hem. Cavender, who had scored 12 points in the first half, was itting with four fouls and 15:27 on the clock. Western made six earn fouls in the first six minutes of the half, allowing Waterloo o shoot one foul shot and a bonus for the rest of the night. Due to the coverage that Western used to try to stop Steve Ltkin inside, other Warriors were able to take the balland score. ‘au1 Van Oorschot had a wonderfulgame, including yet another Tree-point play. Peter Savich, although being closely watched y Western’s Scott MacKenzie, also played very well. The turning point of the game occurred with 6:43 remaining, /hen Cavender fouled out. In four minutes, Waterloo was able 3 narrow the Western lead to five points, setting the stage for avich. With the Waterloo defensive press getting possession ack each time, Peter scored three straight to make the score 6-65 for UW. A three-point play by Atkin with 24 seconds left lade the score 7 l-68, sealing the victory for Waterloo. Head coach Don McCrae noted that, figuratively, “we beat :m by 100 in the second half. Western played free and spirited.”

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McCrae was relatively calm for such a close game, except when he jumped ten feet above his chair after an unnecessary foul late in the game. Western guard Scott MacKenzie admitted that “they’re (U W) more than a one-man team. They really play well in man to man. We played fairly well tonight. If we give 100 per cent, we can play with Laurier.” MacKenzie had ten points for the Mustangs, while Cope had eleven, and Cavender finished with 14. For Waterloo, Atkin had 15, VanOorschot took 18,and Peter Savichledallscorers with22 points. Savich, although only in his second year of University ball, has

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been a strong part of the Waterloo offence. Hisassessment of the game was that “we played a pretty poor first half. Nothing was falling for us. Sooner or later they’ve got to start falling.” He was quick to give credit to David Burns and Van Oorschot for starting the comeback. “You don’t feel the pressure when you’re coming back. The fans were great. It was just like a home game,” he said referring to the two b&loads of fans which went to London for the game. By Saturday afternoon, we will know who will be the OUAA West representative at the ClAU’s. Tonight’s semifinal games are at 6 and 8 p.m. with the televised final tomorrow at 2p.m. All games will be held in the PAC here at Waterloo.

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r Bemfzt The Athletes in Action Canada asketball team lived up to their reputation by emolishing Waterloo 90-68 in the Mike loser Memorial game last Wednesday. Even tough the AIA-C dressed only nine players, tey were good enough togive the Warriors fits 11night. Ahead only in the first five minutes, raterloo quickly found out why AIA-C had eaten both Victoria and Calgary this season. hey were able to break for many two on ones, .ways resulting in points. Not only could thletes in Action play great free ball, they lone when the mood of the game called for ructured, tight play. With an abundance of ’ :ight in all positions, AIA controlled Randy orris and Steve Atkin inside, each making vo fouls early. The visitors led 46-34 at the ilf. A look at the game’s stats revealed how thletes in Action dominated the game. They d from the floor (49 per cent to 40 per cent) Id took 43 rebounds, ten more than the larriors. Delph led all scorers with 26 points, hile his teammate Lawson Pilgrim had 22. our UW players hit double figures: Peter avich had 15, Steve Atkin, 14, Paul Van lorschot, 13,and Dave Burns with 10.

Marvin Delih is one of the highly recruited players who have decided to play for AIA-C. He was an All-American for Arkansas when they went to the NCAA final four in his senior year. He was drafted by the Boston Celtics of the NBA in the second round of the college draft, but wound up in Abbotsford B.C., the AIA’s Canadian headquarters. According to AIA-C assistant coach Dave Lower, Delph is “one of the best anywhere. He’san outstanding shooter.” McCrae was not distressed by the loss. “They’re a tremendous basketball team. We could Beat their second team. Their first five broke us down in every aspect of the game. They just played too strong and powerful.” He was also pleased with the output of Ken Haggert, who got six points at the s@t of the second half: “He did a good job. He’s worked hard and shown a lot of patience.” The game was successful in its original purposes: to honour the memory of Mike Moser and to raise funds‘ for the Moser bursaries. Commentaries on bursary recipients Dan Blum, Susan Budge, Elizabeth Cudmore, Patti Edwards, Lynn Marshall, and Patti Moore were included in last week’s Imprint. Donald Duench

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Swim team fourth.in Warriors members

“Where

Am I that far ahead?” -- _ .Toronto - McMaster entered one) while Western and queen’s put in nine swimmers each. It should be pointed out that only the top twelve swimmers score any points. At the other end of the scale is the 1500 m free (also known as ‘the mile’). As head coach Dave Heinbuch pointed out, “not everyone can swim ‘the mile’. I’d like to make special mention of our milers; Kevin Minkhorst, Niall McMillan, David Crawford and Terry Bolton.” This year the Warriors will be losing Cross, Gerry deleeuw, McMillan and Bolton to graduation. This will put a bit of a dent into the lineup, but the team should still have a good foundation for next year. Dodge still has three years in front of him, and Dick Treleaven (who came extremely close to qualifying) will also be back to lend some experience to the team. “This year has been the most fun” for coach Heinbuch, who alsoaddedthat“ifwecankeepthisupwe’llbeuptherewithUofT and Mat next year.” The four Warrior qualifiers nowjoin the thirteen Athenas that qualified for the CIAU’s in Sherbrooke, Quebec (not at Lavalit was moved) March 3rd, 4th, and 5th.

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The University track season saw the first major gathering of most of the province’s teams last weekend at the Wilfrid Laurier Invitational at York University. It was also the first opportunity to have a large gathering of Athenas and Warriors, who have been competing to date on schedules particular to their event groupings. The highlight of the meet for Waterloo was the women’s high jump, in which Athenas took two medals. Leslie Estwick finished first and Elaine Veenstra took the bronze with ajump of 1.70m. Veenstra’s jump qualified her for the CIAU championships to be held in mid-March at the University of Toronto. Estw-ick’s 1.73m jump was not her best performance this winter. She is currently the CIAU high jump record holder at 1.8 1m,and is looking forward to tough competition in this event from Alison Armstrong of Western at the OWIAAs and Carol Ann Leslie at the CIAUs.

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by Terry Bolton Imprint staff The Warriors went into the 1982/‘83 OUAA Swimming & Diving Championships with only one swimmer qualified to swim at the CIAU’s. By the time the meet was over, three more swimmers had made the standards. Brock University was the site for this year’s Ontario Championships which, on the whole, were fairly boring. With a few exceptions, the winning times were slower than they have been in past years. It seems that most of the faster swimmers are coming from out West, as there are only forty-one swimmers from Ontario who will be going to the CIAU’s. Usually there are well over fifty. Waterloo completed the meet solidly in fourth place. This is where they expected to finish. The coaching staff was “really proud of their swimmers, and’had no regrets about the results. Everyone contributed and attached their races. We may not have any ‘studs’, and people are coming and going due to Co-op, but all things considered they have reason to hold their heads high.” The only Warrior to win a medal was Andy Asbil. On his way to qualifying for the CIAU’s in the 100 metre breast-stroke, Asbil scored a bronze, and captured a silver in the200 m. breast-stroke (unfortunately missing the time standard by 0.42 seconds). Joining Asbil and Joe Murray (who qualified earlier in the season) are Steve Dodge( 100mfreestyle)and Stuart Cross(50 m. free). Since they have four swimmers, this entitles Waterloo to make up relay teams at the Canadian Championships. This is important because relays count double in the point totals. Waterloo’s approach to swim meets is different than some of the other teams. Waterloo spreads their swimmers around in the hopes of placing at, least one swimmer in the finals of each event. Other universities just concentrate on the freestyle events. This is evident in the 100 m free, where 65 swimmers entered the race. With thirteen teams competing, that averages to five swimmers per university. The Warriors entered three (so did Brock and

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Waterloo will be represented at the OUAA-OWIAA’s in Windsor the first weekend in March by a variety of athletes. In the sprints Leslie Estwick will take a break from jumping to run the 60 m hurdles (in which she currently ranks No. 2 in university competition). Bill Barnes will run for the Warriors in that event as well as the 300 m. John Clayton will run the flat 60 m.

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Waterloo’s second strongest event is the women’s 1OOOmas the OWIAA champions for 1981 and 1982 are both Athenas, and both are competing this winter. Patti Moore, who won the gold medal in 198 1 (and took ,the bronze last year) qualified for the CIAUs with a strong fourth-place finish in a fast field at the Wolverine Invitational at the University of Michigan on Feb. 12. Lisa Amsden, ,1982’s gold medalist, has been struggling this season, but ran a strong 600 m. last Saturday to finish 3rd, and is expected to play a major role in the 1000 m once again this year.

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Nick Meloche, who has been improving steadily in the 600 m this season (with a personal best 1:25.4 last weekend) willcontest that event. Rob Hardy, the Warrior captain, will lead the team into the 1500 m. where Lisa Campfens and Ulrike Zugelder are expected to perform well for the Athenas. In the longer distance races, Waterloo is led by Mike Houston (5000 m) and Lana Marjama (3000 m), who has been struggling to find last year’s form this winter. In the field, high jumpers Larry Agnew and Kevin Houldcroft, with season bests of 1.95 m and 1.90 m respectively, join those mentioned above. Larry Atkinson in the shot put rounds out the non-running squad. A small team will participate in the Last Chance Qualifying Meet tonight at U of T, taking a final run at making a CIAW standard or sharpening up before the conference finals.

finished

by Debbie Elliott Imprint staff The Waterloo Warriors’ hockey season came to a close on Friday, February 18th. Waterloo’s 12-5 loss to Windsor gave the Warriors a 2-21-l record for the 1982-83 season. Jack Birch, head coach for the Warriors,described this yearas Goal production was perhaps the greatest “disappointing.” cause of that disappointments. Waterloo had the lowest goal production in the conference. Oddly enough, the goals against were not as high as one might expect from a team which finished last out of thirteen teams. Of the four basement teams, Waterloo had the least goals against. Besides goal production, the schedule proved to beadetriment to the team. The first fourgames ofthe season wereagainst teams which finished in playoff contention last year. There were also stretches when four and five games were played away from home. The silver lining to this season proved -to be the vast .mprovement in rookies Wilson Cowan, Mike Lingley, Gary 4braham and Peter Crouse. Coach Birch commented, “Peter Crouse will be a front liner in OUAA competition and Wilson cowan is the player who has improved the most on the team.” Peter Crouse was Waterloo’s rookie goaltender this past season ind he more than proved his competence in net as he came in cold ;everal times to share goaltending duties with veteran, Jamie Britt. In the near future, Birch predicts that the University of Waterloo hockey team will “take off.” He regrets that the senior nembers of the team will not be able to be a part of it but he feels hat, through recruiting, the new arena, a summer conditioning Jrogram and with continuous contact with players, he will have ,etter control of the quality of the team.

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Queen’s, whose skip has eight years of intercollegiate experience (curling is not a CIAU sport and is therefore not governed by the same eligibility rules) put Waterloo on the loser’s side with a 6-5 victory, and the Athenas were then faced with the formidable task of beating highly-favoured Guelph to remain in the thick of things. Somewhat dejected by their loss to Queen’s, it was only a strategy session with coach Judy McCrae and a pep talk from the men’s team that raised their spirits for the Guelph encounter. The match was a close, see-saw affair that eventually ended with the Athenas on top 8-7 after an extra end.

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by don button Imprint staff It is very rare in inter-university competition for one sport to be dominated by both maleand female teams from the same school. Guelphdid it in curling in 1979/ 80, and Waterloo has now joined that most exclusive of clubs with their joint OUAA/ OWIAA Curling Championship last Saturday at Laurentian. The Athenas last won the OWIAA crown in 1973/74, but had come in second in the last three years. Queen’s had won the past two years, and Guelph the year before that, but it was Queen’s that had proved to be the Athenas’ nemesis in all of those Championships. This year, they again met Queen’s and it looked like another repeat of previous years, as Queen’s ousted the Athenas 6-5 in WAterloo’s second game of the double knock-out tournament.

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By this time, there were but two teams left. Waterloo hadlost ony once, while Guelph and Laurentian had removed themselves from competition-with two losses each. The other remaining team was Queen’s who were undefeated. Being a double knock-out tournament, the Athenas would have had to beat Queen’s twice to knock them out of the tournament. Caroline Francey, the freshman skip of the Athenas, was playing well all day, but not as well as she did in the Athenas’ 7-4 victory over Queen’s. Each team then had one loss, but Waterloo had played one more game and were getting tired. As well, Queen’s had the advantage of their victories in the past few years, and all members of the team save Francey know what it was like to be eliminated

by the Gaels from Kingston. The final game started as many would have predicted, with Queen’s enjoying a 3-l advantage after four ends, but the Athenas refused to give up. In the fifth end of the ten end match, Waterloo left all their rocks outside, but biting enough to score. “We dared them to throw their last rock right into the centre of the house to take the end, but she (the Queen’s skip) left it short and we took a four-ender.“, said McCrae of the drastic lead change that had occured. The entire Athena squad, skip Caroline Francey, vice Tammy Hughes, 2nd Nancy Lawler, and lead Sandy Smith, werecontent to play the remaining four ends logically letting Queen’s take one point when they had the last rock, but jumping on any mistakes to advance their lead to 9-5 at the end of the game. “We have tried to make everybody comfortable in their roles,” said McCrae, “and the girls have been playing consistantlyall year in helping each other and the team asa whole.” The Warriors won their title in a much less complicated, but just as difficult way. The six team round-robin OUAA Championship tournament featured the three top teams from the OUAA West, and their counterparts from the Eastern Division. Lead Matt Feltis, 2ndr Paul Godward, vice Bruno DiGioacchina, and skip Glenn Howard defeated the University of Toronto (6-4), and Brock (8-3) to give the Warriors a good chance to challenge for the title. First, however, they had to face the highly-rated Guelph team. ‘Some of the teams didn’t look too hard at and advisor, us”, said Warrior administrator Judy McCrae, “And the boys just kept getting better and better every game.” By the time they were to face Guelph, they had become good enough to win, dropping the Gryphons 4-2 in a close game. With a record of 3-O at that point, the Warriors’ 10-3 victory over York in the next game ensured them of the title as no one else had won more than two games and there was only one left per team. By going undefeated, the Warriors did not have to play RMC in the last scheduled game, which can only be seen as a bonus since RMC were undefeated in league action. With Feltis the only graduating player, the Warriors could definitely be a force to reckon with in the years to come, especially if Rob Larmour’s schedule permits him to play. Larmour was the original skip of the Warriors, but a work term in Nova Scotia eliminated him from the OUAA Championships. Waterloo picked up Glenn Howeard only two days prior to the event. Howard had placed second in the UW play-downs in October that determined the rink that would represent the University. The Athenas, too, could be a team to reckon with next year. Tammy Hughes will be graduating, and while she will be hard to replace, the team will be left with a solid nucleus of championship curlers. Perhaps next year Waterloo will be able to repeat as dual winners of the OUAA/ OWIAA Championships.

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The Athena squash team recently held their annual Invitational tournament here at Waterloo. The event draws players from clubs, as well as universities throughout Ontario. This year 32 competitors, including the No. 1 seeded squash player in Canada, Joanne Beckwith, attended. In Friday night’sseeded play,allbut oneteam player from Waterloo managed to gain a spot in the top two of four flights in the tournament. The other player, Sue DeNure, entered ‘C’ division, which she won on Saturday. Tori Young won a hard-fought battle over teammate, Alison Manning to take the B-Plate

medal. Meanwhile, in A-Plate (the consolation side of the ‘A’ division) Jennifer BirchJones saw to it that coach Wendy Frisby kept as fit as the rest of the team, by dragging an exhausting match out to games in the championship match. As age-before-beauty would have it, Frisby earned the medal when the match was through. Needless to say, Beckwith handily won top honours in AFlight. Next action in squash for the Athenascomes this weekend in Toronto, where they will compete in part three of the OUAA, the deciding round for the Ontario championship.


all Hockey. This week’s action saw rough play from most teams and the scores seemed very lopsided. Th’e Slimers edged the Trussed Erections 3 -2. The Bearded Clams posted an important victory over the Carpet Crawlers 6-2. This could be the win needed to jet i&o the playoffs for the Bearded Clams. The Green Machine kept the game close but it came up short on a 5-3 loss to the Bombers. This was the Bombers first win in three starts. In B League the high scoring honours go the R.H.P.S.? this week, with a 16-O demolition of the N.A.H.D.S.‘s. Bruce Hooey must have been carrying his rabbit foot as he scored seven (7) goals in the win. Nieuresiug - and Comber combined for another (7)seven goals. The Kardiac Kids continued their winning ways with ra 12-l run over the West 6 Squad. E.S. Express had no trouble disposing of the Sieves 14-1, while the unknown Sunnydale team promises to bring great playoff potential showing an 8-2 win over the H. Hatchers. The S. 8 Bees just couldn’t seem to get it together taking a 12-3 loss on the chin this week.

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