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Christian

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presents its annual semi-formal Christmas Banquet. This festive event will take place at St. Michael’s Church, across from WLU, and will begin at 4:30 p.m. All are welcome! The Birth Control Centre is staffed by trained voluneer students and provides free, confidential information on birth control, VD, planned and unplanned pregnancy, and other issues concerning sexuality. Drop by in room 206 of CC or call ext. 2306. Underdevelopment and the Arms Race Conference; Super Powers: Super Stakes? Featuring Swadesh Rana and Michael Klare as speakers. Starts at Seigfried Hall, St. Jerome’s College at 7:30 p.m. Chinese

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presents the film “Through Gates of Splendor”. 7:30 p.m. EL 211. All are welcome. It’s time for the musical event of the term. The University Concert Band and the Stage Band are combining to provide a couple of hours of various but enjoyable music. Students and seniors, $2.00; Adults, $4.00. 8:00 p.m. at the Humanities Theatre, sponsored by Conrad Grebel College Music Dept. and the Creative Arts Board. Earthen Mug Coffeehouse: enjoy a relaxing atmosphere, live entertainment, teas and coffee, and homemade munchies. CC 110, 8 p.m. to midnight. Sponsored by Waterloo Christian Fellowship. Concert by Faculty of Music Ensemble at WLU will feature WLU orchestra, Alec Catherwood, conductor. Theatre Auditorium, 8 p.m. Adults $4.00, Students/ Seniors $2 .OO. Everyone welcome.

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- A truly delightful. new show having no relation to Imprint’s top sportswriter, by the National Tap Dance Company. Narration on tape is by Hermione Gingold. Oliver Button wants to be a tap dancer unlike other boys at school who are into sports, or don who just writes about it. 1:00 p.m. and 3:30 p.m., Humanities Theatre. $3.00 for children 12 and under and Seniors; $3.50 others. Tickets at UW Box information Office. For more contact Lesley Anderson, 8854280. Oliver

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Open, free informative group meetings at the Universal Spiritual Centre are taking place at 14A Charles Street West, Kitchener. Saturday, 4 p.m. Theatresports presents the second last game of this term. Admission is $1.00, Feds 75c. 8:00 p.m. HH 180. Underdevelopment and the Arms Race: Solving the Problem: Canada’s Role. Speaker is Walter McLean, MP for Waterloo. Seigfried Hall, St. Jerome’s College at 7130 p.m.

Sunday,

Dec. 5

and the Arms Race; Bread for the Journey, featuring speaker Rev. Dr. Russel President, Canadian Lww, Council of Churches. 10:00 a.m., Chapel, Conrad Grebel College. Underdevelopment

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with Drs. Graham Morbey and Rem Kooistra, HH 280 at lo:30 p.m. University Catholic Community celebrates Sunday Eucharist every weekend at the following times: Saturday at 5 p.m., Sunday 9:30 a.m., 11:30 a.m., and 7 p.m. All are welcome. Celebrate the Eucharist with us this second Advent Sunday. 11 a.m. in Keffer Chapel, Waterloo Lutheran Seminary. The Great Escape, Part II: Dust off your skis, pull on your toque, and join Wayne Deyarmond of OW Sports for a clinic on Cross-country skiing and ski preparation, care, and how to buy equipment. 2:00 p.m. Laurel Creek Conservation Area. Bhakti Yoga Club (Krishna Consciousness). Learn ancient philosophy of Bhagavad-Gita, and self-realization. Vegetarian dinner follows. All are welcome. Free. For further information phone 888-7321. St. Paul’s College holds an informal chapel. All those interested are invited to attend. 1O:OOp.m.

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Dec. 6 -

come to the Eng Sot’s C&D, the best on campus. CPH, daily 8 to 3. Art Exhibit by the WLU Fine Arts Students and sale will be held in the Concourse Gallery, at Laurier. .Open during regular hours. Admission free and everyone is welcome. Start

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International Christmas. (InterVarsity Christian Fellowship). Slides will be shown from 11:OOa.m. to 1:00 a.m. in the Campus Centre. The Women’s Resource Centre will be open from 11:30 to 2:30. Anyone is welcome to drop by to use our files or just to talk. CC 149. UW House of Debates invites you to the Great Event every Monday at 5 p.m. in St. Jerome’s room 229. Come and see the Art of Debate. Admission is free and all are invited. Women will be leaving the Campus Centre in groups for Sunnydale, Westmount, Waterloo Park, and any other common destination. Any women who don’t want to walk home alone should participate. Leave every week day at lo:15 p.m.

Tuesday,

Dec. 7 -

WJSA/Hillel will not have anymore Bagel Brunches this year. Stay tuned for the continuation beginning Jan. 11 th, ‘83. JSA wishes a healthy, safe and everyone peaceful New Year. Happy Chanukkah and Merry Christmas! Come out to Bible Study, to be held from 2:30 to 3:30 at 177 Albert Street. Sponsored by the Lutheran Student Movement. Gymnastics Club has a new practice time (in addition to Thursday and Sunday), 7 to 10 p.m. at 4 to 7 p.m. in PAC Blue. Candlelight Communion during Advent, 4:30 to 5 p.m. Conrad Grebel College. Sponsored by Lutheran Campus Ministry. The Vegetarian Club is having cooking workshops. Experience vegetarian cooking satisfying through tongue, tummy and mind. Recipies, good food and live demos. Psych Lounge, Room 3005 at 5:30 p.m. Women’s Action Co-operative meets 7:30 p.m. in the Women’s Centre. Subversive activities plotted and passionate arguments carried on. 7:30 p.m. CC 149. Film, Picnic at Hanging Rock (Australia 1975). On a -warm St. Valentine’s Day in 1900 a party of school girls go to Hanging Rock for a picnic. “Spooky and sexy . . . a horror romance’. Directed by Peter Weir. $2.00, Students/Seniors $1.50 plus 504: membership fee. Tickets-at UW Box Office. For more info call Lesley Anderson -at 885-4280.

Wednesday,

Dec. 8 -

The Creative Writing Collective of the University of Waterloo meets every Wednesday from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. upstairs at the Grad Club. All writers welcome. Discussion, criticism, beer. Chess Club meets at 7:00 p.m. to 12:00 in CC 135. Professional iationn

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presents “Music by Women”. Concert by the ‘Licorice Allsorts’ Clarinet Quartet. Followed by a discussion of female musicians and composers. 8:00 p.m. Conrad Grebel Chapel. Afraid

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Tired of a 24 hour heterosexual day? Escape from the closet and out of your ‘straight’ jacket for a few hours a week at the Gay Liberation of Waterloo coffeehouse! We’re at CC 110 at 8130 p.m. Holy Communion is celebrated at 10:00 p.m. in Keffer Chapel, Waterloo Lutheran Seminary. If you enjoy singing, come at 9:30 and sing your heart out! Cinema Gratis: Stuntman at 9:30 p.m. in the Campus Centre Great Hall. Turnkeys ask for help in moving the furniture at the start and finish of each movie.

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Dec. 9 -

to the new POETS Pub. Open for your lounging pleasure every day, but refreshments on sale Thursday and Friday only, 12 to 4 p.m. CPH 1327. See you there! Debate - see Monday. Fall through the air with the greatest of ease, come to the Waterloo Gymnastics Club Practice, 7 to 10 p.m. PAC Blue. Ballet Theatre du Silence, A company with a lot of chic drawn mainly from the presitigious Paris Opera Company. Theatre Ballet makes modern dancing popular in the best sense of the word - it is intelligent and sensitive. $9.00, Stu./Sen. $7.50. Tickets at UW Box Office, 8 p.m. Humanities Theatre. Come

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Johnson by Len Gamache Imprint staff Leo Johnson, a University of Waterloo history professor, was sentenced this week to two years in prison followed by three years’ probation, during which time he is notto associate with anyone under 16 years of age unless accompanied by an adult and not to frequent any place where children under 16 congregate. Six weeks ago, Johnson had pleaded guilty to ten charges of sexual misconduct with juvenile females(ninecounts ofindecentassault and one count of intercourse with a

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gets two years in reformatotiy female under 14). Since then, more than 30 witnesses have testified for both the Crown and the defence at the Waterloo Region court. Saying that Johnson had “broached the greatest trust that can be bestowed on a man”, Judge Robert Reilly indicated that he will recommend that Johnson receive treatment for his pedophilic tendencies. Defence lawyer David Cooke had argued that Johnson receive a short jail term and a lengthy probation so that he could be on hand to teach classes here beginning in January.

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by Kerry Woodrow Imprint staff On Tuesday, the Board of Governors’ Executive Committee awarded Watcon Inc. the contract for building the University’s new hockey arena. Watcon submitted a final cost estimate of $1,376,648, which excludes a running track. Considering the track an important part of the facility, the committee unanimously agreed to divert some Watfund money to provide for the running track. Director of Physical Earnie Lappin, Planning at the University of Waterloo, told the committee, “The arena will be ready by September ‘83 and will be open in October’83.” The final cost of the facility will be $1.5 million after paying fees (architectural, etc.) and buying an ice resurfacing machine. Lappin suggested that a few technical details needed to

Assistant Crown Attorney Dorothee Retterath had asked for a sentence of five years in a penitentiary. In issuing a two-year “reformatory” sentence to Johnson, Judge Reilly noted that while a stiffer penitentiary sentence would be in order given the facts, he questioned whether it would be in the “best interests of justice” and whether it would provide “the best protection of the community in the future”. Reilly indicated that character evidence given during the hearing mostly by university colleagues on

behalf of Johnson was a key factor in keeping him from receiving a “penitentiary” sentence. On the other hand, Reilly felt that the planned, deliberate seduction of young children was a “corruption” which existed in Johnson’s private life - a side of the man which the public and his colleagues were not familiar with. The charges against Johnson involve three of five Guyanese immigrant children under his legal guardianship. Evidence presented also showed that there was sexual involvement with other neighbor-

hood children. Johnson and his wife had volunteered to adopt the Guyanese children in 1976 after hearing about the possible deportation of the children and their mother. A specialist in Marxist and labour history, Johnson had been reassigned to a research term in September and had been working on the history of Canadian Indians. Since Johnson will be unable to teach in January he is subject to dismissal. There has been no official statement released by the university as of yet.

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be worked out, which may add a few minor costs to the final figure. Watcon made it clear that most of the brick, timber, and other aesthetically desireable features of the arena will not be sacrificed to reduce the cost. One plan to save $7,000 is to have the score board donated by a sponsor.‘The commitee expressed little concern about having a sponsor’s name displayed on the scoreboard but have decided to consider the matter at another time. The site services, such as the sanitary sewer and watermain, will beconstructed to serve not only the arena but-the proposed future facilities as well. For the time being, parking will be accommodated by a gravel parking lot. Seating in the arena will be similar to the fold-out setup in the PAC, and will service 300 to 400 people.

.S. students going to India. Sitting: Brenda Bastedo; Jamie Bastedo; Andrea orchinski; Norm Hunter; Helma Geerts; Sue Reinsdorf; Debbie Connors; ryan Farmer; Brad Wylynko; and Caroline White. Standing: Rasa Ratavicius;

race and poverty linked Super Powers: Super Stakes? is the topic of this evening’s public session of a conference at St. Jerome’s College on underdevelopment and the arms race. The keynote speaker is Michael T. Klare, a Fellow of the Institute for Policy Studies, Washington, D.C. The Institute sponsors critical examination of American domestic and foreign policy. K lare’s research and writing cuts open the East/ West cold war public rel-

ations stance of the U.S. government to reveal complex interests inThird World raw material resources; sales of sophisticated, highly destructive conventional weapons to repressive military regimes; and increasing risk of direct U.S. intervention in Third World conflicts. The perspective of United Nations studies on the relationship between disarmament and development, and on the social and economic consequences of the

Jeff Ardron; Magan Piercy; Don McCracken; Linda McKessock; Wayne Hughes; Tammy Blaicher; Peter Fox; Jim Enright; Wendy Yurka; David Krsky; Tom Boivin; Sehdev Kumar; Greg Shantz; and Vincent Mulhern. Not shown: Susan Bryson and Jim Savage.

E.S. students depart for India by Wendy Yurka On January 8th, 1983, a group of 26 lvironmental Studies students will ave for a four month field trip to dia. The group will be led by Sehdev umar, a professor in the Environental Studies department and rmer resident of India. India has been classed as one of the 3rld’s ‘great civilizations’ - its social -uctures as they exist to day can be iced back thousands of years with spires far greater in size and mplexity than anything in Europe. It is a country with many diversities; vast as it is crowded, as luxurious as s squalid, plain and featurelessas the malayas are high and spectacular.

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Its role as the birth place for two of the world’s great religions is enough to ensure its significant historical importance. The trip begins in Bombay, where the first two weeks will be spent touring the city and surrounding tourist attractions. Bombay’s film industry is larger than Hollywood. From here, the group will embark on a train for a 20hour journey to Madras and Sri Lanka, where they will tour thecoastal fishing villages by boat. Sri Lanka, previously known as Ceylon, is home to one of the most productive tea industries in the world. Upon departing Sri Lanka, the group will disassemble into sub-

groups of three or four. Each subgroup will travel on their own for two weeks, to particularregions toconduct research needed to complete their degrees. After the two week period, the whole group will reassemble in Hydrabad for a five day conference to exchange ideas and share experiences. This occurs a total of three times with the final two group sessions in Bhuvneshwara and Katmandu. The final meeting in Katmandu will be spent trekking in the Himalayas. I There is no amount of preparation which. can be undertaken - by the travellers to prepare themselves for

India. However, the group has been meeting weekly during the fall for potluck dinners, films, and guest speakers. Upon returning to the University, the group will submit impressions, evaluations, and final projects based on the subgroups’ research. For many . the trip will expose a significant alternative to traditional education that of experiential education. The study-oriented nature of the trip will give students the opportunity to contemplate and analyse the experience while they are still a part of it. It will not only be an experience of India for them but also of themselves and their own unique cultural characteristics.

arms race will be presented by Dr. Swadesh Rana. Rana is Political Affairs Officer of the U.N. Centre for Disarmament. She has been a consultant for several U.N. studies, one of which concluded that the populations of developing countries will be doomed to perpetual poverty unless global military expenditures are reduced. The session begins at 7:30 p.m. in Siegfried Hall and winds down with singing by Robert Carty, Paul Kirwoy, and Dave Graham from Toronto. The Canadian role in international disarmament and development will be discussed in a Saturday, 7:30 p.m. public session of the conference, again at Siegfried Hall. Speakers will be Walter McLean, MP, and Ernie Regehr, a researcher on Canadian Arms production .for Project -Ploughshares and the Institute of Peace and Conflict Studies at Conrad” Grebel College. The conference concludes with a public ecumenical service Sunday, 10 a.m., at the Conrad Grebel College Chapel. Rev. Dr. Russel Legge, President of the Canadian Council of Churches will be the main speaker.

Beating the food taxes? by Rob Macqueen Imprint staff Are you interested in avoiding the 7 per cent tax on campus food? Bob Mudie at Food Services has found a loophole which may make it possible. According to Mudie, if Food Services sells students “funny money” in minimum amounts of 150 dollars thenall food purchased with this money from any Food Services outlet on campus will be tax-free. This is because the scheme qualifies as a “meal plan” under recent tax .legislation. Questionnaires are available at South Campus hall and other Food Services outlets this week, and if student response is favourable, then the plan will be instituted next term, says Mudie.

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by George Elliott Clarke Imprint staff ’ Motions passed at the Federat\ion of Students’ General ’ meeting on Monday night accepted recommendations .of the Restructuring Committce’report (thus alteringsome By-Laws of the Feds, Inc.) permitted the Board of Directors (BOD) to , develop a proposal’for-a new pub,. rejected a request for the resignations of the President and the Board of.Directors, and .. upheld the suspension of the Iranian Muslim Students -L Association (IMSA). The meeting began 47 minutes behind schedule because the Federation did not begin to check student I.D. cards (to see who was eligible to participate and vote in the meeting) until 6:30 p.m., which was the originally scheduled starting time. The first-motion to be dealt with by the assembly of 90 to 100At this point, too2 it is prudent to note that Councillor Greg people was the Tom Allison/ Wim Simonis motion to accept the Cassidy was seated with at least ten gentlemen from his Village II report of the Restructuring Committee and to approve the By, residence, who repeatedly voted the same wayand who seemed to Law changes. take their cues from Cassidy. in- response to a question, raised by Joe Murray regarding The third motion to be considered was the Sean Mullarkey/ an. increase in . ‘Student Council representation on the BOD; -Federation President Wim Simonis explained that the Joe Murray motion that the Federation ofS.t@ents censure the President and the Board of Directors for having allegedly intent of the motion was to increase student representation on the misrepresented the intentions of Council. Board of Dire ors, for as business considerations increase in Councillor Sean Mullarkey argued that an express wish of Federation ac Pivities, the BOD might be “more frequently Council tojoin the Canadian Federation of Students (CFS) had making decisions ordinarily those of Student Council.” As well, a Tom Allison/ Joe Murray amendment to the motion been an implicit wish to join the two other CFS constituent bodies as well (CFS-S, Canadian Federation of Students-, was passed, thereby stipulating that the President and ViceCanadian Federation of StudentsPresident, Operations and Finance,shall be elected on the same ’ Services and CFS-0,. Ontario) but that this express wish had been deliberately ballot. The intent of this amendment, explained Simonis,is to misinterpreted by the BOD. “provide. a mandate-’ for the ‘Vice;President,, Operations and * Finance, to act as such and to ensure the vice-president’s Mullarkey maintained that the BOD; rather than acting as prescribed by Student Council and ensuring that UW join CFS financial competence. (and CFS-S and CFS-0), took it upon itself to interpret Other amendments to this motion upheld Item 39 of By-Law Council’s decision as being simply> a desire to join CFS but not ’ 35-(a provision’that allows the Federation to.“deem vacant” the CFS-S and CFS-0. seats of councillors who are guilty of absenteeism) and removed Thus, BOD drafted a letter- to CFS which stated that since Item 42 of By-Law 35 (an item considered to have irremedial Council had not decided-to join CFS-S and CFS-0, it could not wording problems). These amend,ments were sponsored by very well join CFS, though it might choose to join all three Pytycky Cohen and Murray/ Sutherland respectively. in the future. Thereafter, Council vetoed joining By-Law 36, which effects the creation of the new Board of a organizations CFS, CFS-0, and CFS-S at its meeting of November 21st. Academic Affairs,:was altered by a Murray/ Gentles amendment Councillor Mullarkey presented a reasoned- argument, I th,at will make the,BAA “the” student body responsible for buttressed by copies of the BOD letter in question and other academic matters, rather than the “sole” student body documents. Councillor Robert ,Dobrudki argued, as well, that responsible for such activities. BAA.-Julie ‘the present Federation lead&hip has donesal it,,can to get this ’ Thefe was a&eat deal of~discussion,regardingthe Ge&-&, ‘G&&d ito kn&$ Lo& thi ‘BAA. will ‘& r&l&j fG:&cfi campus out of national student ‘organiiations. In defence ofthe Board of Directors, Wim Simonis argued that bodies’ as the Senate, whether BAA members will be Senate with its mandate, when, after members. Simonis explained that BAA members will be ’ ,ithad acted properly; inaccordance finding that to join, CFS legally, Council would have to joir involved with. such bodies as the Senate insofar as they participate in the formation-of academic policies. A&well, he CFS-S and CFS-0 as well, and that this was, in its opinion, s explained that the BAA will consist (in part) of existing student - decision that Council had not made, it chose to send the letter that it did and to re-submit the entire question to Council. representatives on the Senate, “co-ordinated” by Council. Wim Simonis was followed by Federation Vice-President By-Law 37, whichempowers the Board ofCommunications to promote the Federation was passed without amendment. In Marg Ann Pierson who (inan impassioned, theatrical address response to a question ~by Todd Schneider, Wim Simonis that provided the finest 25 minutes of student oratory that ha: been heard in these parts’ for quite some time) defended the suggested thafthe -promotional campaign is necessary to reduce actions of the BOD. She reiterated the points raised by Simoni the number of students who request fee refunds due to ignorance of Federation activities. ’ but emphasized the Board’s responsibility for the legal affairs o By-Law 38, which deals with the Board of Eniertainment and Council, especially. when Council cannot meet. club status, was altered by a Murray/ Simonis , Since joining CFS would mean entering in-to a legal contract \ the definitionof the BOD had the-power to decide whether the Federation wouh amendment which makes BEnt “the” student body responsible for its activities rathet than the “~012’ student body responsible do so or not, Pierson maintained. “The Board-of Directors couh for such activities. not enter into a legal contratit that it’had doubts about,“,shesaid By-La& 39, which deals with the Board of Internal Lia‘ison, However, despite the verbalpyrotechnics of Pierson’s defence than-illumination. T,hi was altered by an Allison/ Murray amendment which made that ; some felt that it was more obfuscation body the sole representative of the entire, undergraduate student impression was heightened, when, “‘immediately followin .assembly. Piers&r’s speech, a Councillor demanded that the question b *- ‘/*By-Law 4D, which deals with the’ new‘ Committee _of called on a matter that only Student Councillors had debated With debate. closed, the Mullarkey/ Mu,rray motion was de i “-Presidents, became bogged dow-n in a struggle to .establish the’ ‘proper. wording to describe the ‘presidents of student feated by a large majority. L .. \ organizations. This wording was eventually found and the ByThe final motion to beconsidered at the General Meeting wa +pv duly aeQnd* g-3 Jws ..b,‘ ~~~t;~:~ i “21 p+ FT, ii ._: a :i . $ i’ one that had been improperly submitted (when it was firs \ ’ _$.By-L;& ‘41.,;which de&$&$& z&e &$j-&&~~~ ,&fs ,Boay-; :yas submitted, it lacked a’%seconderi;; It was brought before, th assembly after ’ Jeff C&way explained the” ‘i&son why passed without alier@ion as’.were ‘ByLLaws 42’and 43 (which originally lacked a seconder and after a Mr. Kafieh argued/thz -de&with the:establishment of,an Educ%ion Commission and an .Internal Liaison Commission). the fundamental issue-of freedom of speech which the motio Hence, after two and a half hours of discussion of its fine sought .to address’ demanded its discussion. ‘The .I: Jeff Conway motion requested that the decisio points, .the original Tom Allison/ Wim Simonis motion was _KhosBhahian/ of the,Board of Entertainment to suspend the Iranian Muslim passed. : .. .Thesecond motionto be,ilebated,was the Wim Simonis/ Jim. Students Association (IMSA) be rescinded- and. that th Pytyck<mqtio to establish the Federation’s commitment. to the, accusation of discrimination-by the organiiation be withdraw; 2 ,I ‘I The first speaker on’t-he issue was Jeff Cqnway who,’ in-a-‘1 creation of a ew pub facility.. t *There was intense discussion of this motion. Some students minute address; said that discrimination was the issue, an expressed concern that a voteinsupport of the motion might be attempted to draw links betweenZionismand babies being kille interpreted by theFederation.as license to build a new pub. Todd in :Lebanon, which most of the assembly seemed in no rmood I . listen to. - ’s Schneider, for instance, called for more clarification of what was I. The last speaker on the list was Marg’ Ann Pierson? who, j entailed by, she word$commitment”. At this point, the question was called; how.ever, this attempt to close debate was,defeated. another lengthy discourse, said thatthe suspension of theIMS was the fault of. that organization for having distributed an As one student- put it, “More questions can b&asked”. posted. an offensive poster which +rdeedi ,most people we! ’ Wi.m Simonis‘was asked if money-had ‘beenalready set aside righ.tly offended by. (There were’atidible gasps when, inanothe I for the reject, He,repIied that no moneyLhad%een set aside. Joe theatrical. gesture, Pierson ‘revealed a blackboa] Murra asked ‘if- a- v&e in favour.. of ,the &otion would ~ unfortunate drawing of the offensive elements of the poster: a Star of,Dav be a commitment to. ‘spend. money?, Simonis replied ^-that the only costs, would sbe printing materials for’ architecture dripping blood &d /equated ,to a swastika dripping blood.) Immediately. following this performanc+a Councillor aga, students participating in< a Federation$ponsoYed contest to , deriranded thatthe,questi.on be called on the matter. Hence, aft design the new pu.b facility~ .. ::’ ,‘ia ’ ! _. p 1 I. I: ’ only two-$pea&-s ‘h&d beei heard on the :issu,e, debate “~1 ’ Finally,’ ‘Murray,!FieI&: su&$sted an,. amendment to the motionZhat would cl&-ify tlre:mea~.r?g’d~~~,comrnitrnent” so that I - erided. The motion was then put to a vote and defeated by a lari a vote in favour of the motion-would not be clear permission to majority. .’ ’ Inearly four hours after build a new pub, ‘but merely to look into doing, so. This r ;$he General ‘Meetingfconcluded ,l _ amendment was passed, and so was ,the revised motion. : 1. began. ’ .A:1, ) , ” . “.., * ,-.I-’-1 ‘.‘7. -1). ;L2,g; ,+--,e,-,:IL’ . ~J_’ 3 .., 1_“.._..--.^ - __- .. . ...AI/ ‘^ .-

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‘by Karen Plosz Imprint staff Are Canadian wopen the victims of dis:rimination in the lack of government regelation for women-only health products? According to a study done by the Women% Health Products Task Force in March, 1982, ind discussed during WPIRG’s (Waterloo Public Interest Research Group) brownbag ;eminar last week,-the answer is yes. The “Women’s Health Products Study” is a Iroad study taken or/l by the City of Toronto’s Department of Health examining the’lack of rigilance in the testing, labelling, and montoring of women-only products such. asp louches, feminine hygiene sprays, birth conrol devices, tampons, and pregnancy and ’ nenopause drugs. It was prompted by the rqxic Shock Syndrome, of 1980, and a uggestion made b$ Toronto Star columnist vIiihele _Landsberg that the govern-tient’s selctive testi-ng and tionitoring of health ,roducts’might discriminate against women. basically the study calls for further research on. he health effects of sanitary and contraeptive products and drugs, and increased

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avtiilability of.consumer information. often inadequate., Ingredients are not listed. 1.n Canada, the companies are responsible Pack ge inserts, describing proper use and for tesiing the efficacy and safety of their possib\ dangers, exist only for condoms, products, and releasing this information. They spermicides, diaphragms, and oral contrado not have to release information resulting ceptives. Presently supplementary Inforfrom their tests. Even if others $re allowed mation on- Medicine inserts are now available I access to the information, one cannot be sure for 12 prescription drug products in Ontario. the informa_tion is a realistic indicator of the However these inserts must be voluntarily safety, of the product. In testing, the company purchased by the pharmacist. Often con_ sumers fail to obtain important information can use the tests and the statistics that make prior to usage. them look best. There are no standards that each ‘company must satisfy, in order to ensure Canada lacks an active monitoring body safety and quality: that can co!lect complaints, test, and do The Canadian government trusts t’he something about the quality of heqlth majority of the manufacturers i>f the 96,000 products. The Health Protection Branch is the most powerful. Although it cannot recall health care products-- registered with the Federal government. Only the companies that defective health products, it can issue a “cease market six certain devices are required to sa!e”, order, and thereby confiscate products supply the Canadian Bureau of Medical from ret/ail stores and prevent the manufac!Devices with proof that their product is safe. urer from selling the product. Aside from that, Standards ar,e set for some products the public all it can do is issue media releases and write is more aware of, such as tampons and IUDs, “Dear Doctor” letters. and not others that also need them. In addition, we have ADRRP, Adverse, Information provided to Canadian conDrug Reaction Reporting Program, managed sumers through labelling and package inserts is in Ontario by the Ontario Medical Assoc-

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by Ron McGregor Imprint staff On Tuesday, as part of its’ “Meet the Authors” series, Wilfrid .aurier University’s bookstore presented author Walter tewart, Macleans’columnistand theeditbrof Today magazine t the time of its cancellation. Stewart’s latest book, “Towers of Gold: Feet of Clay” is an tvestigative study of the Canadian banking industry. His talkat ILU amounted to a synopsis of the book - “the myth of’ \

dr by .Todd Schneider Imprint staff Money. More money than )u or I have e-ver seen in one ace. Big thousand-dollar les packed in a suitcase, then. ‘read-out on the floor for all ,esent to see. It was a ‘sight out of a bad pionage flick, and what a in to see it slip past your mble fingers! But 3s it went charity, a commodity that iti ese days of double-digit unlployment is hard to come

The mbney was raised at le social event af the ison”, the Third Annual llage I and II’ benefit semi-mal. With over1000 people attendance, thi be&fit. unaged to raise $17,500. 4t a wine and cheese reItion held Tuesday night in

the Village I Great Hall, the proceeds were presented to Jack Sims, president of the K-W Rotary Children’s, Centre. He promised that the money would be “we’ll spent”.’ Another presentation of the evening was’ to Steve Karn, a second-year student in‘ the Planning department, and the winner of the lottery that was held in. conjunction with the semi-formal. Terri Romenco, travel manager of Eaton’s Travel, handed him an airline ticket for “anywhere that Air Canada flies”. Let’s hope it’s,a return ticket. ,

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competition” in Canadian banking, “the banks and inflation”, and thedubious practices ofthe Canadian banks in their overseas. operations. Printed below are some of Stewart’s caustic comments on these and other subjects. The purpose of Towers of G%@: Feet of Clay: The attempt . . . was to look &t banks in a different way than ‘they’re pormally looked at in this country . . . that is, simply ,. without awe. Ba-nking is a straight business like any other, e;en though it seems enormouslycomplicaterl. It is, in essence,& one bariker told me, “apointlby number business. The banks are in the-business of buying and selling money. The banks say that they are trying to control inflation.” . ., . So, what I tried to do was to look it what the banks do instead of what they say they do. And what the banks dd is &lI u’s’ as much money as they possibly can, at as high a rate as they possibly can while telling us that it’s good for us. The aspect in which banks are unique is that they spend more time denying what they do for a lixing thanany other industry with the possible - exception of streetwalking. The banks’role

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Bankers are great kidders, which is what makes life so interesting in this couptry for widows and orphans. Bankers are always telling us thai we can trust them. . . that they have advice for us. That we accept their advice on financial matters seems’ berserk when you think about it. The blanker, like the car salesman, is pushing a product, he’s pushing it with all his skill and he’s pushing it for his benefit and not for, -yours. The banking

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iation. It is us&d primarily by the medical profession and designed only for drug-related adverse- affects. It is a dead-end body where complaints are lodged and little is done about them. More publicity is needed, to inform women of the ,health products that are potentially dangerous. When a product is pulled off the market, few peopleareaware why. The Dalkon Shield was quietly pulled off the market in 1974. The average female consumer was unaware of the thousands of women tiho had severe pelvic inflammatory disease, and of the 17 women who died. In fact, one million of the three million women who used Dalkon shields had them inserted aftercthe company learned they were dangerous through complaints. In all cases, Canadian women are at the mercy of the corporation. To help change this, read the Women’s Health Products Study, available at the Waterloo Public Interest Research Group office, CC 2 17, and write Dr. A. B. Morrison, Assistant Deputy Minister at the Health Production Branch, Health and Welfare, Ottawa.

and competition:

One of the ways banks like toskid us is when they talkaboutthe tough competition in their business. And we’ve believed them.

After all, would they spend all that moqey on TV ads if they weren’t coml>eting? But look at the-prime rate. There is no prim-e rate anywherein theU.K.ThereisnoprimerateintheU.S.ButinCanadawehave a prime rate (the rate at which the banks lend money to their most favourite customers) and it’s the same for every bank, right across the board. When I made this point in my book, the -president of the Canadian Bankers Association said I was quite wrong. “It’s a fact,” he said, “that you can walk into a bank for a loan at any time and bargain about ra_tes.” So you can move a bank rate by as much as half a percent. Up! You start with the 1 prime rate and then you go up. T~s+a.zzd g~~~nrne~t-regulation: I j .* ~2,’++-+Yw As far as I can tell in Canadian banking, the reguratbrsand the regulatees are all mixed up’into,one - th,e Canadian Inspector , General of Banks, when he talksabout banking, talksabout“we” and “us”. I’n the U.S., bank inspections are carried out in an advisory situation. In Canada, the inspections of the banks are carried out by the banks themselves. Loans to foreign

countries:

When you’re dealing with enormous loans to (countries like) Mexico, Rumania, Zaire, Chile, and Poland there’s no backing there. What happens, when these loans turn sour, is that the bafiks, sensibly, pretend it didn’t happen. They “reschedule” the , loan. Poland has been bankrupt for four years. . I went to my bank managerand said,“1 would likealoan on the same terms as Poland.” Namely, That I wouldn’t pay anything for four years, 60 per cent of the interest would be dropped and I’d be given-another 550 milliondollars to tide me over. I got a wintry . smile but I did not get a loan.

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There’sgot to bea reason. There’s got to be a reason why Federation presidents. land on their feet against seemingly overwhelming odds. Supporters of Shane Roberts and Doug Thompson, in the long run (albeit in the widest possible sense)ended up with what they wanted (in the Chevron issue), though of course Roberts and Thompson certainly didn’t benefit from it. Neil Freeman, in the most dramatic contest (the Fee Hike Strike issue) in recent years, ended up fully in command. And now, so does Wim Simonis and the Federation Board of Directors. It appeared a significant number of people thought that Simonis and his administration were about to meet their Waterloo. There was a significant number of Student Councillors disgruntled over the Canadian Federation of Students (CFS) issue. They had a vocal student group angered, and a student group that might have supported Simonis (the Waterloo Jewish Students Association) was, as a group, curiously silent‘(the Iranian-Muslim Student Association (IMSA) issue). There was publicity -in addition to advertisements and Fed posters, even privately published posters. While I didn’t believe that IMSA would be reinstated, I felt sure that the votes turning up in support of that, plus people in agreement with the motion calling for (albeit clumsily) censure and resignation of Simonis and the Board of Directors (BOD) would be enough, together, to upset Simonis. But the Luck of the Presidents was abroad. If Simonis had written a note to Santa, the outcome of that meeting would be at the top of the list. He won everything. Mullarkey (mover of the censure motion) and IMSA lost really bad . . . Now, I don’t want to talk about‘“stacking” the meeting. Democracy has its rules, they are not gentlemanly rules, and they allow (actually, they encourage) people to ask their friends and supporters to attend. Student councillor and Board of Directors’ member Greg Cassidy -encouraged ,people to come; IMSA must 0 have tried, too. Mullarkey put out a poster.

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But there\were enough people-present that no onegroupcould control the meeting. It appears the single largest group present were “just” students. I I The results of the meeting appear to knock the props from beneath the arguments of Fed critics (doubtless including myself). Students appear to approve of *what Simonis has done, and is doing. Specifically: 1. Restructuring the Federation is fine. Notably, Simonis can remain president until the end of next term, an extens,ion of two months. 2) The usual wimpy motion on a new Pub was passed. Research is fine . . . though not, perhaps, as much as Simonis wanted, it nonetheless keeps at least one Fedexec harmlessly and creatively occupied. 3) Considering at least two thirds, and possibly.more than three quarters (Nobody counted the votes. I don’t believe it, but nobody counted.) of the meetingvoteddown censure and resignation for the BOD and Simonis, over the CFS issue, said people can look at one another and say,-“We did right.” 4. Since the proportions were approximately the same on the motion to reinstate the Iranian Muslims, the BOD and Simonis can once again congratulate themselves on a job well done. .

News: the final frontier. These are the issues of the Imprint seek newspaper.. .its n-year m&sion: to explorenewwords, out new lies, new misinformation, to boldly print where no styleguidehaagonebeforei CaptainLenT.Gamaohestoodon the bridge of the U. S. S. Ennui. In tie corner stoodEngineer Bast, murmuring, “I canna take the strain, I’m breaking up . . .” “We’re approa&i.ng Station Fraser Simpson III, Captain,” reported Lt. Hannigan at communications. “Can I dosomethingusefulthisepisode?“Itwasadistresscallfrom don button. “Is his shift m broken?” “Impossible to tell,” reported Julie George. “He may just be weird,” chimed in “Bones” McMu “Get a land&@ party of exPendable security officers . . . Bob Macqueen, Wendy Yurka, Donald Duench, Brian Grady, Todd Schneider and Karen Plosz.” “Aye, sir” said Yeoman McBride. The party died instantly. “Oh, and Yeoman - send flowers to their families.” “Klingons, Captain?” asked Bon McGregor. “No, sir,” said Diane Ritza. “Graphicists.” JohnCurtis, 0. Chubb and Wilhelmappeared. “Give button hAs capitals back, or die.” “We don’t have them,” said Norman MacIsaac and Bob Heringer. “Never mind.” Gamache leaped to his feet, which were sitting on a nearby desk “I’ll have to go myself. Bast, you’ll ,accompany me. Murray, you have the con. You must con, to be ad manager.” They met George Elliott Clarke, manager of the station “Can you boys write? Terry Bolton, Peter Macleod, Carrie Silverman and Alan Mears are dead.” “Pica poles on ‘stun’,” saidGamach.e. Guards LeighEdwardsandBarneyLawrence were downed with Clarke and they saw the paper tape machine. “I canna fix it,” said Bast., “Then . . . button is doomed” “Who cares?” replied Bast. “Bloody Caesars at my mace?” asked Gamache. “Yeah. But more horseradish.”

(Though what may -be worth noting is, since the suspension of IMSA was for this term only, they are reinstated next term. Who will take a bet that this dead letter will be resurrected anyway, de,spite the fact that IMSA has appealed to every Fed body in sight?) It is very hard to invalidate a Federation General Meeting. A GM is where the stops are all pulled out. Everybody and his dog has a vote. There is plenty of time to lobby. The result may be hard to swallow, but it is usually, undeniably, the bottom line. Such is the case here. Merry Christmas, Wim Simonis. If VOX Populi, Yox Dei is in fact true, God is on your side. John W. Bast

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Next week our Misprint issue raises its ugly head again. It’s an opportunity for the Imprint staff and its readership to take a “not so serious” look at itself at a time ‘when there are fewer regular events and’ happenings on campus. So prepare yourselves. Anyone is .welcome to’ make a submission (prefer-

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ably humorous and not excessively offensive). We will still publish campus events, classifieds, some letters to the e,ditor, and possibly a legitimate news story or the like most of these “real” but beware, submissions may lose a little of their respectability or credibility when they run side by side with the more ridiculous stuff.

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In any case, Misprint will be sarcastic, disrespectful, and humorous (we hope!), so don’t be overly offended. Everyoneand everything is fair game. We apologize in advance for stepping on anyone’s toes, since there will be no apologies next week or at any other time in the future for that matter. Merry Christmas! Len Gamache

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Steve - You make ‘Cents’, please stay the night, any night To the Proud Father. With all the babies you’ve been making lately you should be on your way to health services. You never know what you might’ve caught. Love Santa. P.S. You haven’t gotten me yet. Say goodbye Steve. Your toes will miss me! Your adopted. Thank you, Marg-Anne Pierson. I haven’t seen a performance like that since “And Justice For All”. But you need a better scriptwriter - one who won’t indulge in demagogery, non sequiturs and red herrings. Better luck next time. Innocent: I’m still falling, I hope I don’t get up. Expecting a great holiday with you. Over? Buddley: Forget the Leafs. The Habs are number one! Hey Ugly! Maybe there won’t be one - she may get tired of “schnurrf’ for a plaything.

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East E - Thanks for the support we sure showed those tommies. Keep up the good work. Coach.

Warren: Thank you for the ‘our bricks on the 23rd. It appears you had lots to spare!

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Bruce Le Wolf: Party in my nose to-night. Sheh heh heh. Tecks - Considering the time you spend in the Bombshelter, you obviously aren’t listening to the music. The DJ’s have switched from bizarre extremes to more (or less) conventional fare. That’s the reason for the crowds. Ergo Vici. Thorn.

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B,uddies To the editor: We are writing’in response to the November 15, 1982 letter, written by Udai Basavaraj (more commonly known as Woody), in which he demands a personal apology from a certain. University of Waterloo security officer. we ‘were among the grotip that was with Woody when the circumstance occurred. Since we became acquainted with him that particular evening, we believe that we have the necessary objectivity it takes to see the situation in light of what it was. When -Woody saw a bicycle (fully knowing that it was not his) in the trunk of a moving

say ‘-Woodf to 1 security vehicle, he believed it would be amusing to the rest of the group if he started to shout excessive prbfanities at the officers. Woody said that he was then surprised to see the security car stop, and an officer approach him; upon hearing the series of obscenities. We were not and still are not surprised at the officer’s behaviour. Why shouldn’t he .appreach a student who is shouting profanity directly at him for no apparent reason? We are also not surprised that the officer gave Woody a push with his fingers on Woody’s chest and told Wood)- to shut his

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mouth. We believe that it was the officer’s intention to instil1 fear into Woody, so that he would nut make his bad behaviour a habit. Woody said that the officer was acting in an unprofessional manner. We-on the other hand, believe that if the officer had not acted upon Woody’s verbal abuse, then the officer would have been unprofessional. However the use of profanities by the officer were uncalled for since the same results could have been obtained without the use of them. Woody suggests that the officer should not be “prone to personal emotional and immature outbursts.” The fact of the matter is that tlhe

,-Pugsley won’t swallow it! To the editor: I am sorry to see a student council so disoriented that it can cancel its own vdte in two successive meetings. I refer to the vote to ask for prospective membership of the CFS, which was followed last Sunday by another vote effectively deciding not to apply for the prospective membership. In between the two meetings Wim Simonis and his sidekicks tried to sabotage the student council’s decision by appealing at .. the Victoria conference to a little known clause in the CFS constitution. The student body last year voted, in an expensive referendum, against Simonis’s motion to leave the OFS. So the Fed. president has a pretty clear mandate from the students to stay in regional and national student bodies. Simonis is using devious political tactics to keep Waterloo out of student bodies, ignoring what Waterloo students want. Why would he do that? Possibly because membership of the CFS would cost Waterloo $4 per stud,ent, or at least $40,0.00 a , yeai. SO there would be less money to spend on decorating the Fed. offices ($16,000 this year) free concerts ($3,000 each) and enlarging pub facilities (I forget how much). There would also be

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less money (and therefore,less power) for our local student body to control. However, CFS works for all students acrdss Canada, supporting their rights by campaigns of-united action and by research projects. It’s a body to which we ought to belong for educational reasons alone. if it isn’t perfect, wecanchange it once we have full membership. Wim Simonis was once enthusiastic enough about OFS to apply for membership on its executive board. He was rejected. Suddenly the campaign against regional and national organizations began. Another thing about our Federation president that makes me laugh is that he was opce quoted in Imprint as saying that he wanted to keep politics out of the Federation of students, (perhaps to set it up more like a business - take a look at their outfits). Does he think-we are so stupid as to swallow that? He is an experienced politician who wants to keep out only thi: opposition. _ Meanwhile, back at the student,council: there were red faces when the councillors who had just voted out CFS realized that a previous council meeting had voted for a referendum on the issue. Oh dear. Try again. Pam Pugsley

like massacres?’

- To the editor: ’ As a person raised in the Jewish faith, I am appalled at the insensitivity of other Jewish students on campus to the genocide committed by the Zionists in Lebanon. All of them, with the exception of-myself, have kept their mouths shut about these ’ crimks ag 1st humanity which equal those committed by Nazi Germany in World War II. For a group of students who like to present themselves as authorities on’persecution, the Jewish students on campus are conspicuously silent about the Israeli aggression in Lebanon. It seems that when it comes to Israel, invading, occupying and coionizing other people’s lands is acceptable to some Jewish students. It seems that their motto is: Isiael right or wrong. During this semester, though, a number of Jewish students have managed to fine a pretext to attack one of the few student associations, the Iranian Muslim Students’ Association, which took a public stand against the Israeli aggression. One of them, Dgn Cohen, submitted a Ietter to Imprint last week in which he statedthat he was“hurt”bytheIMSAposterequatingtheStarof David with the Nazi Swasfika.

But Dan Cohen, like most of his co-religionists, have avoided themainissueraisedbytheIMS,Aintheirposterwhichisthatthe Israeli aggression in Lebanon, gui!ed by the ideology and politics of Zionism, is equivalent to the activities of Nazi Germany. I would really like to know whether Dan Cohen supports the invasion and occupation of the sovereign country of Lebanon; if he supports the wanton destruction of cities and towns by the Israeli armed forces; if he supports the massacres of the Palestinian women, children and old folk in the Shatilla and Sabra refugee camps which were organized and supervised by the Israeli Zionists; and if he supports the expansionist activities of the Zionists on the West Bank and Gaza. AsfarasIamconcerned, theaboveactivitiesoftheZionistsare no different than the activities of Nazi Germany and it is no metaphor to say that the Star of David is dripping with the blood of Palestinian and other Arab peoplesjust like the Nazi Swastika was drenched with the blood of millions of European and other peoples. Jeff Conway

out of line, timing

To the editor: I would like to inform readers, and especially Villagers, as to ’ the fund-raising methods of the 3rd Annual Benefit Semi-Formal Committee. As President of the Village 1 Council, it came tQ my attention this past Monday that our Council was expected to makea quite sizeabledonation, in order to help cover the overhead costs of the Semi-Formal that was sponsored by the Villages. To the editor: On Wednesday, December’ 8th, 1982, Planned - Parenthood Waterloo Region is sponsoring a workshop on’rape. Guest speaker Kathy Moscato, will discuss how both sexes can w’ork together to aid rape victims and eliminate this growing problem. This meeting is open to the public, and both men and women are encouraged to attend. The workshop beginsat 7:00 p.m. in the board room of the new Waterloo County Board of Education building, building two, 51 Ardelt Avenue, Kitchener. For more infqrmation, contact Marg -van Vliet, ~ 743-646 1.

blame

off?

First of all,%it seems ironic that an event which was staged on the part of the Villages, was organized without the consuh.ation of either Council. Secondly, I feel that the Chairman of the Committee, Tom Allison, made his appeal for donations at the wrong time. Mr. Tom was expected to present the sum of the financial donations to charity on Tuesday, November 29. However, he waited until Sunday (Nov. 27) to approach the Village 2 Council and Monday (Nov. 28) to appeal to Village 1. If planning for the event begad in late September, then why did he wait until the last s minute to seek support? Fqrthermore, it was made clear to Mr. Tom at the VI meeting that the Council could not afford to make the donation he requested, without placing their financial status in jeopardy. It was moved, nevertheless, to donate upwards of $800 to the Committee, but fortunately the motion was not passed. Finally, I would like to thank all those who voted “no” on Monday night. The actions of Chairman Tom Allison were out of line. Also, the complications that were added by Doug McCarthy-did not help matters. I hope that Mr. Tom is happy with his efforts to “enhance the reputation of the Villages” in the community. Peter MacLeod President, Village 1 Council

officer acted upon Woody’s own emotion; and immature behaviour. Apart from the use of profanities, the office in question acted in a responsible manner an therefore should not have to apologize t Woody. The officer’s actions were a direr result of Woody’s immature atid obnoxiot behaviour. In the future w.e would suggest th; officers try to restrain from using profanil while dealing with security matters. (We thin most of us realize that officers are only humal ,and from time to time’anger canbe reflected j the use of profanity.) Teresa Trc Nicholas Melocl

Even past horror cim . grow tiresomt To the editor: Although I support neither the misuse of political symbols by the I.M.S.A., nor the murder of Jews, Gypsies, and Blacks etc. by the Nazi’s during World War Two, I wish to question the apparent bitterness felt by Mr. Cohen (Apalled by . . .; Forum: Nov. 26) for an event ending nearly forty years ago. For our grand-parents’ generation the Holocaust shall never be forgotten. For our parent’s generation for those who were old enough to remember it - it is a memory that remains by choice. For our generation - to which I feel safe in including Mr. Cohen - any memories, and in this case, anger, can only be inherited and kept alive by the individual himself. I question whether the loss

Mr. Cohen feels for those r.el atives killed ten to.fifteen year before. his birth is justified o whether it is merely an attemp to make the rest of us feel guilt for a historical period in whit we had no part. I also wonder: his sense of loss shall be passe ohto his children a& thei children in turn, creating i them aggrievegent for whit there is no cause. , The lessons, for both ma and psychologist ‘alike learned from the secon World War are many and’sha not be-soon forgotten. I fin< however, that the t6ne and er amples used by Mr. Cohen an others are becoming increa: ingly tiresome, and I think th; in light of the present si ation in the world, we could a spend our time more construc tively by not bearing 01 grudges. Olaf von Breme

WAC initiates porno

campaign

To the editor: On Monday, November 22nd, the Women’s Action Co-operative held a public meeting in Kitchener public library to gain the support of local organizations for our pnti-pornography campaign. ’ Several community gro-ups were represented at the meeting; voicing enthusiasm and interest, but the most encou#raging information we gained from the meeting was that a similar campaign is just be-

ginning in Cambridge, and Guelph Women’s group m; soon be active on .the san issue.. A campaign conduct{ simultaneously in three neig boring cities could be ve effective. We invite any students WI are concerned about t amount of pornographic filr and magazines available, al its degrading effect on wome to assist our efforts. Call in 4 the Women’s Centre at lunc time. Gayle La1

Campus Reccers thank Imprint To the editor:. Campus Recreation is winding down after another very busy term. In the past three months alone, thousands of students have involved themselves in a wide variety of activities both as participants and staff. With such a large number of people with widely separated interests, communication among these people is essential. On behalf of the Campus Recreation Advisory Council, I would like to thank you and

your staff for devoting portion of your paper to t Campus Recreation sectic We feel that Campus Rt reation provides an essent service to a large number students at the U niversity Waterloo (as does Imp& and we are grateful for yo assistance in providing tl service. I ho’pe that we m continue this relationship the many terms to follbw. D. Alex McPh . Execut Campus Recreati Advisory COW

Reading

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To the editor: Re: Letter by Dan Cohen, p. 9,Imprintfor November26,1982. As a Survivor of the Holocaust and founder as well 2s Chairwoman of the University of Waterloo Ad Hoc Committee on Holocaust and Jewish Studies Studies I can only concur strongly with Mr. Cohen. Since I am also one of the two founding members of the Women’s Studies activities, including the new Option, on this campus, it can hardly be said that I am not one hundred percent for the rights of women. The other founding member hasleft this campus to go to OISE, but I am sure the majority of women active on behalf of women’s rights will endorse my support of Mr.

Cohen’s letter. It might be of interest to your readers to seejust ho& persistent and dreadful the social disease of anti-Semitism has been during twenty-three centuries. To help them get some idea, I am enclosing a chronology derived from a booklet by the title AntiSemitism. I am also enclosing a starter bibliography which you may wish to print in part. A very good starting point for those unfamiliar withathe whole issue of the historical scapegoating of Jews may find the little paperback, The Anguish of the Jews, published by the Catholic priest Edward H. Flannery in 1965, to be of great assistance in throwing light on a totally monstrous chapter of human history. The bookstore of the University of

Waterloo also carries a few copies of a famous paperback, The Survivor, An Anatomy of Life in The Death Camps, by the American scholar Terrence Des Presand issued by Pocket Books in 1977. A new Canadian text on the subject is None Is Too Many by historians Irving Abella and Harold Troper, published in hardcover by Lester & Orpen Dennys in 1982. This book costs $19.95 but will presumably appear in paperback next year. Rota Herzberg Lister, Ph.D. (Toronto) Member, Women’s Studies Advisory Committee, Chairwoman, Ad Hoc Committee on Holocaust and Jewish Studies

by George Elliott Clarke Poverty is one of those touchy subjects, like sex, that we would rather not discuss..It is a fact of life that we prefer beencountered only by middle-class social workers, misguided radicals, tooserious ministers and other busybodies, for we have comelier things to do and think about. Thus, we Pave recourse to, and take refuge in, various, pieasant, bohrgeois myths: “People who are poor don’t work hard enough, so it’s their own fault”and another: “It is God’s will that some people be poor”. Naturally, if we are to grapple with dirt-true poverty, we must dispense with myth (for the coming winter is predicted to be long and cold, and we don’t have much time). Let us begin with some definitions: Poverty is not a batch of statistics intoned by the CBC, it is stick children standing in breadlines at the decripit Salvation Army in downtown Winnipeg. It has an anxious, human face. Poverty is not the faded denim of a counter-culture

agronomist; rather, it’s the torn, tattered and ragged clothes of a migrant, scarecrow, emaciated farm labourer. Nor is it church or “easy listening” music; instead, it’s a dustbowl dirge on the praries, a washerwoman’s wail in the Maritimes, and the wind crying like workers unemployed all over the industrial heartland of Ontario. Poverty is not bright lights,excitement, travel, oreloquence: It is a grin- , man-filthed sky; dawn-terror before the factory gate (or ever before getting out of bed); short trips to taverns, hospitals, and morgues; and clipped and clumsy phrases either worn to cliches or twisted to fresh, shocking meanings. Nor isit a neighbourhood of elms and ice cream trucks; rather, it’s a collection of boarded-up homes with garbage-bag windowpanes, burnt-out fire hybrants, and the-flung:wildcorpses of dogs. Poverty is not dinner for two at a posh restaurant: It is the toothless grimace of an old age pensioner eating cat food in her lonesome apartment. It is not iustice in court,but three peace

officers beating a drunkard to a bloody pulp . It is not an offer of admission to a university, but sieges by bill collectors and constant fear in the night. Poverty is not Christmas, but the Crucifixion; not Porter’s Vertical Mosaic, but Dante’s Inferno. It is the ever-lengthening soupline at the Scott Mission in Toronto this year, npt 1932. It is politics descended to bestiality; hopelessness; the haggard face of a sixteen-year-old looking for work;and doom realized ina stock exchange report. It is the disabled, the elderly, the uneducated and unskilled woman or minority; in short it is a freak show; for, to be poor is to be abnormal (if one falls for the bourgeois myths mentioned earlier. Poverty is not chic. Let us conclude where we started: Poverty is a natural purgatory that most of us will never have toenterisavein its most abstract manifestations), and for this good fortune, we must give thanks to God and count our pennies,-if not ourblessings, before falling asleep each night. -

Federation of Students

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11 Imprint. FMay, December

3,1982

Crossword cltiss considers \ . ~co~mpleting crJfptic challenge . Tidbits

by Fraser Simpson * Im\p@nt staff This is the eleventh and last in a series of lessons on cryptic crossword solving. If you’ve missed all ten-previous lessons, rush over to the Imprint office (CC 140) to get them.. . free. They make wonderful Christmas presents and even better wrapping paper. Typical of University, you’ll be learning new material the day of the exam. Here is the last-of the clue types. 0-

To prepare-3-down

What does Electricians’ ‘M&zthZy print? Why, CURRENT NEW-S, of course! If you-enjoyed that little pun, you probably won’t have any problem with cryptic definition clues: A cryptic definition clue is one in which there is no indicator and. no true definition. The whole clue hinges on the fact that an incorrect interpretation of the meaning will take you a long way from the answer. For ex.ample: ’

is a dull activity.

(5)

To prepare coffee is a dull activity.

Prizes to be Won

(5)

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The ‘final exam’ crossword is the accompanying one, and this time I have not been as kind as I was on the midterm in that I haven’t provided the full breakdown section. Do as much as you can and then hand in your solution to the Imprint office, CC 140, before Tuesday noon. Please write your name as well as your year and faculty on the submission (if applicable). There were lots of Math and Engineering students handing in solutions to the midterm . . . where arc all You Arts students? And do Profs do crosswords? If you have time, I would also appreciate any comments or criticisms you might have. Were the crosswords too easy? Too hard? Were the explanations adequate? (Yes, that’s right: course, , evaluation). Theincentive for completing the crossword, by the way, is a set of prizes. There are three paperbacks of interest to p‘uzzle solvers that were specially bought for this ‘exam’; Three winners will be drawn at random (Student’s distribution?) from the complete (or almost complete) crosswords submitted.‘Good luck!

The word POLITICIAN has only 10 letters and would not be very cryptic. But if you think of ‘current’ to mean ‘electric current’ rather than‘contemporary’, you’ll arriveat ELECTRICIAN, the answer. Other tricky words to watch out for are ‘fare’(referring to a meal instead of a price), the phrase ‘of course’ (which could refer to a course of a meal, or even golf), and the word ‘main’ (used instead of ‘the sea’). For example: .

This clue is looking for a course of a meal, and DESSERT is the answer. Another trick found in cryptic definxtion clues is-that of the invented meaning. For example, a driver is something. that drives, and a beater is somethingthat beats. So wouldn’t aflower be something that flows? (i.e. a river). With this trick, an African flow& might be the Nile. These invented words will typically be (like ‘flower’ to mean the Nile, or’tower’to-be a of the ‘ _er’type tugboat). Sometimes they’ll be w,ords with the prefix ‘re-’ (like ‘refuse: for ‘unite again’). r ’ ‘A-third trick is”to refer’td actual words in the clue without letting on that that is what is being done. For instance: ’

Further Reading and-Solving

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In Lesson.10 I mentioned Alec Robins’ book Teach Your.se~. Crosswor&.(Hodder and Stoughton, England), and in Lesson 1 I referred to Barry Higgs’ The New York Tim&s Guide to Solvirig Cryptics, Crosswords andAnagrams(Optimum Publishing Co., It used to be you. (4) Montreal). The former is strongly recommended to those “What?’ you say. “Me ?’ No, what the clue actually wants is a interested in a rigorous look atcryptic clues, and the latter to former word for “you”. Either THEE or THOU would work those who feel they need a bit more practice with clue types and here,sotheclueisambiguous. However,theideaisthattheclueis breakdowns. referring to the actual word ‘you’ rather than what it stands for. As for those who can’t wait to try out a‘real’cryptic crossword, Supplying quotation marks, however;would have givenit away: I recommend buying The Globe and Mail on any day but Saturday. The Gldbe’s Saturday crosswords fall well below, the It used to be“you’. (4) mark of fairness and only vaguely resemble the fo.rmat given in The coinpiler has the liberty here to omit the punctuation. this or any other course. Definitions and indicators are left out Here’s another that uses the same trick: half of the time and I strongly discourage looking at these Saturday crosswordsat all. I find themextremely frustrating, but I have found it in a Greek dictionary. (6) my letters to the editor receive only form letter replies. This clue is right out of a Globe and Mail crossword from a Closer to home, however, is the Kitchener-Waterloo Record’s couple of years back. It stumped me for a long time until I Saturday cryptic crossword. On some weekends they’re quite visualized the quotation marks that gave it away: good, and on others they’re somewhat disappointing. YOL-1 might explore the crosswords in Games magazine, although the ‘I have found it’ in a Greek dictionary. few that I’ve done used quite a different set of Trick Substitution! It wasn’t too long before I thought of EUREKA. than the ones I’m used to. The final decision, however, is up tc The final type of cryptic definition clue is one that uses a you. A few tips about solving: common phrase or saying. The’idea is to ignore the idiomatic (i) Choose one newspaper and stick with that compiler’! meaning that you immediately associate withit and look solely at clues. That way, there willbe some consistency in the typt the literal interpretation. For example: of clues you’re;solving. i (ii) Do the crossword *regularly. Fill in as much as you cai A question of time. (4) _ using any method possible before looking at the answers You should have no problem understanding the answer Consult a dictionary or any other helpful reference book WHEN, the literal interpretation of this phrase. This includes crossword puzzle dictionaries and ‘cross These cryptic definitions are the type of clue that many people word solver’ lists. think are central to cryptic crosswords. My opinion is that good (iii) If you get stuck, put the crossword down for a few hour ones are interesting and that there is no harm in a compiler’s and then come back to it.~You’ll be as surprised as I alway including them. Unfortunately, good, original cryptic definitam at how well thistechnique works. ions could be used as the regular definition in another type of (iv) Check the answers. Ifthereis one thing1 want to stress, thi clue. For example, in Lesson 1 of this course, I included the is it. You should alwaysgo over theanswers to acrossworc , following Hidden Word clue in the crossword: that you’ve tried, especially if youcouldn’t finish it. Loo1 up ,words you don’t know. Y,ou’ll increase your vocab It used to be you in the evening. (4) ’ _ ulary, which will in turn increase your solving pleasure. As you can probably see, the answer is THEE. The clue used the cryptic definition “It used to be you” as well as tellingyou the answer was hidden in THE EVENING. Making the cryptic definition clue ‘It used to be you’ into this hidden word clue got rid of the THOU/THEE ambiguity as well as making the clue a bit more fair. The compiler’s goal is to give the solver fair clues that take a bit of thinking in order to see through. I feel that keeping true cryptic definition clues to a minimum brings the The Men’s and Women’s swimming and diving teams compiler closer to this goal.

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Solving the double definition, you’d arrive at the .answer GRIND. Note that the superficial meaning of this clue makes sense even after the substitution has been made; this will not always be the case.

affairs. (11)

You eat it, .of course. (7)

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Note that ‘3-down’ was given instead of just ‘3’. This will be done if givingjust therdigit is ambiguous (that is, if there is both an across and a down clue for that nu her). In this example, if the answer t,o 3-down had : been COFF 2 E, you’d substitute to get:

Clue Type No. 10: Cryptic Defmitions --

He looks after current

Cross-reference Trick Substitution is common in cryptic crosswords. You’ll notice that 12across of the accompanying crossword has the number 18 init. This means that you are to take the answer to clue 18andsubstitutethatanswerforthenumberin the clue, and then solve. For instance, suppose thefollowingclue appeared in a crossword: I

will, be training over Christmas at the best known university training camp in North America at the Hall of Fame, Ft. Uuderdale, Florida. To raise money for the trip, they are running a raffleSand are looking for student support. The draw is December 23rd, for a .Walkman tape player, a great Christmasgift. See any member of the Varsity swimming and diving teams now for a ticket. Thank you for your support! ’

Across 1. Cesspool: Do Not Swim. (4) 3. It can be counted on to help with business in China. (6) 8. Can it be buttoned up for fifty-one to have quiet? (3) ~ 9. Colour edges in study. (7) 10. Watch over the flocks by night? (5,5) 13. Ilive, set-on making entertainment at home. (10) 15. Short naval officer I’ve made prisoner. (7) 17. Hun leaves 18, perhaps, for self-esteem. (3) 18. One hug might be sufficient. (6) i 19. Hollowed-out yachts will come back for a check. (4) ’ IDown 1. Therefore, to add a bit of-alcohol will bring comfort. (6) 2. Writer goes up and notes another world? (7) 4. Illuminating thought? (6,,4) 5. In short, companies can produce lettuce. (3) 6. Sees a new part to be quite sound.(4) 7. Somehow trace sting dispersion. (10) 11. It’s .obvious dive+ went the wrong way, seeing broken net 8 underneath. (7) . ‘I ’ ’ I i.Z 12. Nosy - nosy, perhaps, about work. (6) 14. Race out to obtain a piece of land. (4) l6 For the professional. (3)

Clue Types’

Across 1. Double definition 3. Cryptic definition 8. Chainword 9. Container 10. Crypticdefinition 13. Anagram 15. Chainword 17. Combination (includes taking an anagram) 18. Anagram 19. Combination (includes a reversal) . Down 1. Chainword 2. Combination (first part is a reversal) 5. Double definition 6. Hidden Word 4. Cryptic definition 7. Anagram 11. Combination (reversal and anagram) 12. Combination (container: the outside part is an anagram, the inside is a substitution) 14. Anagram 16. Double definition.

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Projected time to complete the Project: January 10 td January 31, 1983. 40 hours to be shared amongst three (3) individuals.

Anticipited Hourly Pay: $5.00 an hour

Please contact Joanne Wide, Student Awards Office.

by NancyM. Drost The second Forum for Student Writers took place on campus last week. A good variety of creative writing was presented by published andunpublished writers - six in all; however, allwere equally appreciated. for their individuality and unique talents. Dona Massel, an undergraduate English student, was the first to read from her new manuscript about a Norwe&n settlement in Northern Ontario. The poems ranged in subject mat@ from an intense poem about a training pilot who crashes to a reminiscent poem about a little girl. Many of Massel’s poems involved audience participation. She had us singing along with one of her poems. She also used sound effects like clapping atid imitating the’noise of a motor. This p@icipatory aspect made the poems come alive fbr the audience and allowed the listeners to enter into her world. The highlight of Allison Knight’s reading was her short story about a child’s encounter with a dragon from another planet. Allison, an uhdergraduate English student, introduced the workas a children’s story. But, of course, adults love children’s stories just as much as children, so we escaped into her fantasyworldwith pleasure. The unique aspect of the story is that the child and the dragon are the same age and have similar problems with their parents and friends. It was a heart warming story and although the possibility of a reunion between the two remained questionable, the audience wished eternal ’ friendship for the boy and the dragon. Jana Karger, \ an undergraduate English student, has just recently begun to write.’ Her poetmrycan be described as beautifully delicate. In, for example, her poem about the moon, she brings to mind all the fragility of the scene with viti,d and subdued images. Jana also had a poem requiring two readers, which was an interesting variation. The highlight of Jana’s reading was her story about the emotions of children. It was a ~moving story, with a lot of appeal for general audiences, which is an attractive characteristic of Jana’s stories. George Elliott Clarke, an undergraduate English student, is known for poetry which isvery ’ sound-oriented. He experiments with word combinations, alliteration and assonance. His ’ poem “Aviary” is an example of his own “symbolic” form - seven lines of seven syllables. .He has depicted the Waterloo community through a poem called “Colin De’Ath’s Waterloo” which exemplifies his style. George concluded his reading with a poem about his native Nova Scotia - truly unique. Jeff Ardron, an Integrated Studies student, read three of his poems. One was told in the voice of Abel; brother of Cain, and was a fascinating study of the biblical story. Jeff s last poem, called “Golden Adventure”, is a special poem for Remembrance Day which contrasts the propagandist glorification df war with its horrible rqality. Its vivid images were impressed on all those present. Wayne Hughes, a former Integrated Studies student, entertained us with a marvelously funny story about a man with an obsession for toilets. The protagonist gets most of his serious thinking done on the toilet and enjoys his solitude, except, of course, when he meets his wife sitting on the - throne. Wayne’s imagination never ceases to amaze! The Fortim for Student Wiiters was a tremendous success which proves that UW has a great deal of writing talent. The poetry on these two pages are samples of these six writers la$ week. This term it seems the UW campus has experienced a new enthusiasm for Creative ~Writing.The English Sbciety has brought to us p;iets Michael Ondaatje -and Gwen MacEwen,

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Problem:

cat wash

Ahs.wers:

bathtub:

white ‘I

the white,

bathing watches

moon itself in th all black 2

“passion

and precision”

the soft exactness of brown limbs in a-white is bliss, i confess. George

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too unprotected (cat scratch) claws in your face nostrils eyes laundry tub outside: cat runs away up tree maybe fire department?

(how embaiassing)

dishwasher: Golden A I rememt: clamouri falling wi under m;

cat hairs ,on the crysta I , (washing

machine:

(zero cold water delicate woolens)

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cats don’t

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playwright David French, a;d publisher Marion Boyars. The English Department has- offered the Creative Writing course this fall taught by Professor Rota Lister. % As well,. Integrated Studies has weekly workshops with Harold Horwood on Thursdays at 12:30 p.m. for serious writers. We are also privileged to have Graeme Gibson, author of the new novel, Perpetual Motion, as our writer-in-residence and editor of the New Quarterly. Also, a new’ group has been fdrmed. The Creative Writing Collegive of CiWis now an official Federation club. It meets every Wednesday to allow students to read and receive feedback on their work. It holds regular poetry cecitaisand puts out The Disclaimer, a student poetry magazine which is for sale in HH 260. A larger journal magazine will be coming out in January and is accepting submissions now. ContactJim Kinney at Imprint for more @formation. It’s exciting to have such a varietyof activities -and types of instruction available to us. The writers who are represented on thispage are all affiliated with one or more of these groups. They have varied backgrounds and mediums in which they express themselves; however they all come out of our University. It’s important that they receive encouragement from the UW community. In return for that encouragement, they will entertain, enlighten, and inspire you. If you are interested in any of these activities and need more information; or if you are eager to read in front of a large audience next term, please contact the English Society, HH 260 (Nancy Drost).

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Janina Fialkowska, one of the world’s foremost young piano artists will perform at Conrad Grebel College Chapel on Wednesday, December 8th at 8p.m. Praised for her technical brilliance and superb interpretive mastery, she will include Bach, Schumann, Prokofiev, and Chopin in her program. This concert is one of a number of special events being presented by the KitChamber chener- Waterloo Music Society (KWCMS) over the Christmas season. Five other concerts will be featured at the KWCMS music room located near Waterloo Park at 57 Young St. West. The room seats about sixty people in an intimate consequently, persetting; formances are usually sold out well in advance. Here’s

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of the December schedule shapes up: on December 6th violin virtuosi, Alvere Gomez and Routa Kroumevitch from Chile will perform works by Bach, Handell, Spehr, Prokofiev, and Sarasato. The Toronto Consort brings Christmas music sacred and secular from many centuries past. They use old instruments, fine voices, and costumery, along with expert playing and charm. That will take place on Wednesday, December 15th. Later in the week, on Saturday, a Jazz at Christmas program will display top-notch jazz with John Tank, Barry Wills, and Art Lang (sax/ piano/bass). On Thursday, December 23rd, a special Brahms concert featuring Jeremy Constant (violin), Tom Wermuth (viola), Nina Brickman (horn), and Peter Vinograde (piano) will be presented.

Janina Fialkowska Finally, prize-winning Bach pianist Peter Vinograde will perform an all-Bach program, which will include the Goldberg Variations. This happens on Thursday, December 30th. All in all, the KWCMS is

bringing the community a ver1 impressive holiday line-up. I you’re interested in ticket ant time information call 886 1673. Again, performance: are typically sold out quickly secure tickets early.

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very big in London and Europe while staying in relative obscurit! by John McMullen on this side of the Atlantic. Then, last year, they had a hit on thl Imprint staff pop charts and became very much more popular in Nortl Pity the publicist for Manhattan Transfer. America. Sales in Europe and London declined. Go figure it. They started ten years ago as a nostalgia group, and have End of historical digression, end of intermission. The seconc since evolved into a jazz-swing-bebop-pop group. In an attempt part of the show began with a radical set change and a bizarrto label them in a world that needs 1abels;the publicist keeps seting for Twilight Zone: Fog, lights, costumes that are mos saying, “Eclectic”. reminiscent of horseshoe bats. “Submitted for your approval: I prefer, “Excellent!” group whose forte is harmony. They are about to be transportec Monday night, The Manhattan Transfer put on an excellent back ten years to their origins because this is - The Twiligh performance, through creative costuming, inventive sets and Zone.” (Their words, not mine.) There was a quick change as th lights, a great backup band, and lots of talent. band got into dinner jackets and the Transfer came out dressel There were some solo spots in the first two songs (by Tim as they were in the beginning. They performed some of thei Hauser and Janis Siegel), and then they launched into Count earlier material, such as That Cat Is High and Blue Champagne Basie. Then Janis Siegel did Guess WhoZSaw Today, and El Doradl Bingo: the audience started to get into it. A lot. Caddy came out and introduced the band. Then, Route 66. Picture a mostly middle-aged crowd sponThe El Dorado Caddy bit did work especially well, and taneously getting into the rhythm. Nuts, you can’t get that many suspect that it was a combination of the material and th people to stand up for “0 Canada”. On the other hand, you can audience. Most of the audience was just too sedate to respond t get them with Route 66. a hep cat such as he, and the material was not brilliant and coul Then, they followed up quickly with Java Jive, a song with not rouse the audience. There weren’t enough rowdies there t lyrics that make no sense on the surface, and continue to do so pull it off. upon closer examination. After introducing the band, Hauser got offstage and the ban They had won the audience. got to play an instrumental number, which allowed eat There was a demonstration of jazz vocalese (lyrics written to member a solo. I personally felt that this ran on, but most of th fit some of the more inspired jazz solos recorded, a form audience liked it, so I must conclude that I haven’t the prope invented by the late Eddie Jefferson), and New Jersey Gooch attitude twoards jazz. singing (also known as doo-wop) and they closed the first half The Manhattan Transfer came out and did Jeanine an with Boy from New York City, which was their Top 40 hit last , Birdland and left: year. except for the instant standing ovation that they got fror During intermission, let us review the group. It is a quartet, the good burghers of Kitchener-Waterloo, so they came bat made up of Tim Hauser, Janis Siegel, Alan Paul, and Cheryl and gave us Operator and Tuxedo Junction, and then left, alon Bentyne. if you don’t know them, the quick labels are the guy with a tiny fraction of the audience. with the paunch (El Dorado Caddy, in one incarnation); the one - except for the next standing ovation that they receivedan with the incredible range; the one to whom notes are being so they came back once again and did Gloria. Remember, thes passed from the audience; and the new girl. Cheryl Bentyne has encores weren’tblanned; Alan Paul just happened to be wearin been with The Manhattan Transfer for two years now, and a break-away undershirt to rip off and throw into the crowd. An should not be called “new”, but this seems to be how most of the then they left. fans think of her. - except nothing. We all went home. The group was formed in October of 1972 and played their first SO it was a great show, a slick show, high in both performanc gig early in 1973. They did primarily nostalgia then - songs like and music. Eclectic? You might call it that. Operator and Tuxedo Junction, for example. They began to Excellent? You’d have to call it that. expand and enlarge their range and repertoire. They became

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The crowd at the Coronet were treated to z sampling of all three, as well as a touch of new wave. “We’re taking a bit of what we like frorr new wave, and adding a touch of warmth,’ explained Bennett. When asked if. this was the direction the band was taking on their new album scheduled for release in January, Bennet declined to comment, saying, “If we tell peopk what’s on it, they won’t buy it.” Judging from the reaction of the Corone. crowd, people certainly will buy it, though no’ in time for Christmas. “We are missing the Christmas trade, but we are cashing in on al those people who want to trade gifts o Liberace’s Greatest Hits for something good.’ Before coming out for an encore, Doug ant the Slugs played Forget about Me to end the last set. Perhaps that was-Doug Bennett’s las witticism for the night; it is not likely tha Kitchener will soon forget Doug and the Slugs And should the band return as promised, I’n sure most of the crowd will be back - I know will.

The National Tap Dance Company has something to clatter about! In five short years they have become one of Canada’s most dynamic entertainment properties and they’re getting hotter with every step. “The most recent addition to the NTDC’s repertory, Oliver Button is a Sissy, comes to the Humanities Theatre, Saturday, December 4th. It is part of the Imagination Series ages 9 to 12. Interestingly enough, - _when the show premiered at the St. Lawrence Centre in Toronto, the delighted audiences were 85 per cent adult which is not to say that children don’t like it as much. There will be shows at 1 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. Tickets for

come to UW both performances are still available at $3.00 for children and seniors and $3.50 for all others, from the UW Arts Centre Box Office, Humanities Theatre (8854280). “Magic and savoir faire, fine tuning and perfection of interpretation” aptly describes Ballet Theatre Du Silence. Drawn mainly from the prestigious Paris Opera, the ten dancers are sharp and chic, their work light and entertaining. Their repertoire includes many original pieces by the highly creative founder-choreographers Jacques Garnier and Brigitte Lefevre. Their unique style treats this modern dance in a very intelligent and sensitive manner.

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Black Pearl Pat Travers Polygram

Pat Travers has just released ‘his- eighth album, Black Pearl. To help promote it, . ‘Travers is slated to tour the west toast of the United States, and has indicated that there is a strong possibility of including some Canadian dates either later this year or early in the new year. In fact, Travers will be appearing in Toronto on December 8th: For those who are regular listeners to : CHUM--FM(’ a T oronto radio station), theyare -already familiar with Black Pearl. Since the - station is presenting Travers’concert, they are regularly playing selections from the album. Even though this is his eighth album, .Travers is.not:that well known by the public. Probably heisbest known for his live version of the song Booni, Boom, Out ‘Go. The Lights. . Hopefully the new album will bring him some new recognition. Travers put the album together himself down, in Miami. It is his first self-produced effort, somethinghe is very proudof despiteall the hard work involved. “I had a certain ob- ligation to myself, had to stick with budgets and had to disassociate myself from-my guitar

playing and look at the overall picture. I had a hard time trying to discipline myself. But all in : all, I’m very pleased with the results::’ Before embarking on his solo career, Travers :played with the legendary Ronnie Hawkins. It was there that he met so,me of his current band. Other members have worked with, Benny, Mardones, Earl Slick, Steppenwolf, Kansas, and Gino Vanelli. Pat perfected his performing abilities by doing a number of co.ncerts,,including outdoor

by Peter MacLeod Canadian effort. ’ by two important conflicts: Imprint s*taff Surfacing, the film, is billed man ’ versus man and man The screen version of Marg-t . as a wilderness love story versus nature. Anna and -. aret Atwoodjs ,novel S,wwhich indeed it is. The story is David play a major role in both facing was .previewed in centred around the love of a conflicts. Their relationship 1 Waterloo on Monday night, in young woman named Kate: threatens the love shared by . _ I *the, Humanities Theatre. Alher love for Joe (her boy-% ’ Kate and Joe, and David . though. the crowd did not friend), her father, and nature. especially (R. H. Thompson) , overflow 1the- hall, -those, who- . Kate, played b.y..Kathleen B,& ~ loot& between Kate:+.4 hep . attended .undoubtedly. enler, leads Joe, k Anna, .and quest. joyed the show. David away from the city, to Nature, “the monster”, arI The production of Su: the heart of the Canadian. ises as a destructive force $I,’ facing is credited to PanShield in search of her father, when David becomes unwho has been missing for . Canadian Films, and was prostable (after a canoeing ac: duced by Beryl Fox. This three weeks. cident) and Joe is injuredafter review evaluates the film as a Kate’s quest is obstructed .a bad fall. Nevertheless, Kate ’

by Carrie Silverman Most students have a nebulous picture of the functions of the Peers Centre, which is one. of the services provided by the Federation of Students. “Peers” is commonly described ‘as a listening, information, and referral service; however, the latter two functions grew out of the primary. function of listening. Peers is basically a “1isten’ing”or “dropin” cefitre. The staff are not professional counsellors try-

rock beat. Why not? Walter Murphydiditwith a disco beat in A Fifth of Beethoven. Even the’ _ Electric Light Orchestra used it as an intro for their rendition of Roll Over Beethoven. : The strings (i.e. violins) have-been replaced with Travers’ amazing guitar work, and are . assisted and filled out with a little synthesizer. The outcome is : quite well done and professional sounding. Definitely one of the more interesting cuts off the album. In certain places it is possible to hear similarities to Styx, Charlie Daniels, Led Zeppelin, and Earth, Wind and Fire., ’ In general however, ‘Travers has aSound . which he can call hisown. Not that he is unique in any way. He does not sound like anyone else . in particular, but at the same time falls right in that huge category of groups labeled as Rock

ing to give advice, but are caring students, willing to listen to other students. Peers welcomes you whether you have-a problem or simply would like to chit chat. The coffee and tea are always free, just as they were last week at the Peers”coffee , house. The evening began’: with three talentedvagabonds’who called themselves No. 5 Music. Their musical arrange-

.ments and lyrics, were strictly original. The trio has been influenced by the whole spectrum of Canadian culture. ‘ I found their music serene, confident, and. almost. hyp: -notic, calling for the audience to set their worries behind and float with the, 7band’s, : pure spirituality. I%wtq .pf. i ihe7 e , song9 wefe +qy$ .$n, jo$ _love; freedom and;sunshine. $ $2 I <

The next performer wai q:ite riveting. Les has been

shows in.Florida at the Orange Bowl and the Of.the different songs on the album, none of. Tangeri.ne I$$& as well as gigs on the same bill ’ them really jump out and grab you. I’d Rather as Ted Nugent. ‘e 9 *“. See You Dead is a rock ballad, Misty Morning Over the years, Travers has explored many has a reggae flavour to it, and Arngwanna Kick different areas-of music. Hard rock, subtle Booty coulti be classified as a jazz/rock ballads, .reggae, and blues are all part of his instrumental. -The rest follow the pattern of . . repertoire. On Black Pearl a classical piece of your basic rock song. music is considered. There is nothing wrong with this album. On The cornposing credit goes to Ludwig Van the other hand, there is nothing great about it Beethoven (as it rightly should) for the track either. It is for this reason that the Ottawa-borp entitled,. The Fifth. That’s right, Travers has Travers receives a 6% for his album BIack recordedBeethoven’s Fifth Symphony with a Pearl. .i, ’

pushes ahead with brilliant strength, unmatched by her cohorts. Sheis a strong character who is able to overcome the conflicts with Nature, but is weak when it c’omes to deaIing with her fellows. Since conflict is such,.. a s;@ical. 5a-p-mwt&~$~lq~ it+ necessary&@ jhe rol@$ anf agonist be played by a co-m-: petentactor. R. H. Thompson shines in hiscapacity as David, the antagonist. Foremost, he vehemently opposes Kate’s search for her. father and, p’ ..

around campus for a few years and therefore, is not new ‘to the: coffeehouse scene. Michelle, the organizer of the coffee’ house, followed with a nostalgic, sentimental performance. j She sang

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second, his libido interferes : ,The symbolism that is likely with the relationship of the . adapted from Atwood’s Surfacing proves effective ’ four travellers. Anna (Margaret Dragu) throughout the piece, as does seemsto compliment both the . the cinematography in certain conflicts within the group,.and scenes. All in alI, the. film is those without. She is plagued eighty. ‘solid minutes of.$nt&ue,’ :‘ .: , ‘. 1,. ;; 4~ I

played by Joseph Bottoms, was the ‘only disappointing part of the cast. He was either too pretty or too ugly - never middle of the road.

popped up to join her for asong. _Mitch’s gentle playing coupled with Becky’s dramatic quality resulted in an emphatic, loud yet soft and touching presentation of Cat Steven’s Where Do The

and %motion .,port$&& in Surfacing is totally ,re&$ic. There are no special: ,effects and no,- sup,ernatural’ set, ‘designs employed. ’ _

“folky” flow of the evening, They concluded by calling Colin up to accompany them in playing Simpathy for the Detiil. As Colin continued to play solo, his superb musicianship- produced a compelling C.hildren Play. I impact upon the crowd: .-At the conclusion of the The next. act ‘introduced evening another ‘listener’ %Iike and Paul, electric gui- . sprang up to entertain us. Lori tarists. Although the crowd played Dylan’s I- Shall Be ’ _ wasn’t ,your basic rock n’ roll R&leased with _a beautifully enthusiasts the performance , . crisp voice, leaving us .conwas a welcomed twist to the tentedly swaying arm inarm.

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Waterloo finished first at a sectional event in Windsor. Individuals: Karen Cole, first, solo , sessibn Carol Hutchinson, 2nd, solo -section Carol Hutchinson and Jackie Piper, 2nd in duet Carol Brandeth, first in figures section . Jackie Piper, second in figures novice section Julie Brown, first, intermediate Wanda Anderson, 2nd, intermediate Ann Nordin, 7th, intermediate Jackie Piper, 2nd, senior figures Carol Hutchinson, 3rd, senior figures Next meet: Jan. 29, at Western

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*At OUAA Invitational, Nov. 26, Joe Murray won the 50 Free, but no team totals were kept. Waterloo 34, Dalhousie 61, Nov. 27 Individuals: Peter Kurnelson, 100 & 200 Free winner. Rod Agar, 200 Fly winner Stuart Cross, 50 Free winner Next meet: Jan. 7, vs. Oakland University in Detroit.

Volleyball Waterloo 2, Western 3, Nov. 26 Waterloo 3, Laurier 1, Nov. 30 Next game: Jan. 8,9, at Ottawa Jan. 11,atBrock ‘

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Athena’s Basketball: things are looking

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by Donald Duench _ Imprint staff Unbeknownst to most people, there are two first-class Waterloo basketball teams. The Warriors get most of the attention, based on the possibility that a glass backboard could be broken to bits by a thunderous dunk, among other things. The Athenas find themselves playing before only a handful of spectators at each game, despite being one of the best teams in the OWIAA at this point in the season. Eastern Michigan University’s Hurons provided the opposition in an exhibition game Saturday against the Athenas at the PAC. With three girls over six feet (I .8288 m.) tali, EMU held an obvious height advantage over the Athenas. Starting Huron guard Sharon Brown was on the receiving end of their baseball-type passes off rebounds to put in layup after layup. A combination of EMU foul trouble and Athena persistence (especially by Patti Edwards) kept the score close. Waterloo was down 37-26 at the half. The final twenty minutes of the contest saw a better offensive output by both squads. While the Athenas finally got some perimeter shooting to work, EMU was able to both stay out of foul trouble, and also get a player open for the easy shot quite often. The play was both good and fast, ending with the Hurons on top, 8 l-60. Four of the nine Huron players ended in double figures point-wise. Starting centre Jennifer Litomisky led with 21, including

perfect field goal shooting. She was followed by Brown and forward Jane Shaffer at 16, and Carla Campbell with 10. Athena Patti Edwards led all competitors with 24 points on 12 field goals. EMU coach Kathy Hart was impressed with the quality of play shown by both clubs. “The Canadian schools are improving, but not equal to us as yet.” She has many young players to work With, and is looking forward to a good 28 game season in her league. Hart paused to praise Edwards, whom she views as “an excellent shooter, and a great player. She took onallfive of us and beat us.” I Sally Kemp, the Athena’s mentor, thought her team played “really well. EMU’s a pretty strong team. We were respectable, and played all our players.” Waterloo will be losing the services of guard Heather Tyler for the rest of the season. Tyler. a 2A Chem. Eng. student, is about to enter the winter work term. Coach Kemp states that “she’s been a big help to us. She’s played exceptiotial ball. Hopefully, Jennifer Russell will fill the hole.” The Athenas take their 3-l regular season record into the Christmas holiday period. They’ll get back intozsGjjon with an exhibition game against California State January 26th, and the Athena Invitational,’ to be held January 7th and 8th. Both events are to be held in the PAC.

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AthenasjZoat / right to the top by Terry Bolton Imprint staff Last weekend was quite busy for the Waterloo swim teams. The Warriors had a meet in Toronto last Friday night, then came back to Waterloo for another meet Saturday afternoon. The Athenas also swam on Saturday, except they were in Hamilton The meet held at U of T was the OUAA Invitational. The motive behind this type of meet (an invitational) is to givt swimmers a chance to swim the events they want (as opposed tc the ones the coaches want them to swim), and to qualify for the CIAU’s. The result was a meet that was not too well organized U of T head coach Bryon McDonald kept changing the event around to suit his own purposes. One rival coach was heard tl comment that everything would have run smoother if Bryonjus asked everybody what they wanted to swim next. Typical U of efficiency. Another reason for general lack of enthusiasm was that n total points were kept. That means that there were no overa winners or losers. All in all it was a fairly dead meet. The only event winner for Waterloo was Joe Murray in the 5 metre freestyle. This surprised everyone, including the Waterlo coaches. Other Warrior swimmers swam well enough to get speci; mention from head coach Dave Heinbuch. They are Dou Funnel1 (100 free and 200 backstroke), Gerry DeLeeuw (IC butterfly and 100 back), Sandor Mathe (100 fly and 100 free Trevor Wilcox (100 free) and Terry Bolton (1500 free - “0 mile”).

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Saturday afternon saw the Warriors go head to head with th Dalhousie Tigers. Even though the final score was 61-34 fc Dalhousie, the meet was a lot closer than the score indicate Both relays were extremely close and could have gone either wa! but Dalhousie won both. Most of the other races were close 2 well. Of the nine individual events, Waterloo captured four ofthen Peter Kornelson led the way winning both the 100 and 200 yar frees (U of T’s pool is in metres, U of W’s is in yards). Rod Ag; out-muscled his competition in the 200 fly, and Stuart Cro! managed to out-touch some heavy-duty swimmers in the 50fre Other good swims were put forth by Kevin Minkhorst (8( free), and Dick Treleaven (200 & 400 free). When asked to comment on the Warrior’s performanc Heinbuch replied that they were “fairly good results for the fir back to back meets of the season.” Meanwhile, back in Hamilton, the Athenas were displayir exceptional spirit. Thoughagain no points were tallied (it was tl McMaster Invitational), Waterloo did look sharp. Event winners were Lynn Marshall (200 & 400 free and 2( individual medley) and Kelly Neuber (100 free). Other Ather place finishers were Debbie Dunn (2nd in 400 I. M .), Barb O’Ne (2nd in 200 fly, losing to Nancy Garapick, a member of tl Canadian National Team), Kate Moore (2nd in 200 back) ar Fiona Tetlow (3rd in 200 breaststroke). Although the meet was very long, coaches Larry Brawley ar Rick Frame felt “the whole team kept their concentration ar enthusiasm throughout, resulting in good swims fro everybody.” If this continues it “could mean trouble for the other teams the OWIAA Championshi.ps in February.” The Warriors and Athenas are now preparing for tht Christmas training camp in Fort Lauderdale. They have to st, in shape over the holidays, because they see their next action ( Friday, January jth, at Oakland University in Detroit.

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Volleyball Last Thursday evening, this term’s Women’s Volleyball Tournament was held at the PAC. Seven teamscompeted for the A, B, and C division championships. Through preliminary action, only the Six Packers II were undefeated. The Rowdie Reccers sported a 2-1 record and won the opportunity to meet the Six Packers II in the Adivisionfinal. Some excellent team play and numerous spikes gave the Rowdie Reccers an upset victory, taking the match 15-10, 15-5. In the B division final, a closely contested, enthusiastic match resulted in a lo- 15, 15- 10, 15-8 victory for Pat Battista’s Brocos over the East B Broncos. Conrad Grebel, who had earlier defeated the Rowdie Reccers, easily won the C division final 15-2, 15-5 over the Geritol Generation. Thanks to all participants for an exciting finale to this term’s Campus Recreation Volleyball Tournaments.

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Free Ice Time

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Over 70 hours of free ice time have been set aside by Campus Recreation for practices, exhibition games, officials clinics for the first two weeks of January. Any groups wishing ice time can simply come to the C-R office,’ room 2040 PAC, and sign up an hour on their own and an hour with another team.

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Basketball Tournament Erindale College in Mississauga will be hosting a isketball tournament for men’s intramural teams (no intercolgiate players allowed) on Friday, January 15th. The tournament will feature eight competitive squads in a )st-Christmas setting designed to bring together teams from fferent universities. Each team is guaranteed two games in a ampionship style draw, with medals beingawarded to the first, cond, and third place finishers. The cost per entry will be $70.00 ‘heques to be made payable to the Erindale College Athletic Id Recreation Association). The entries will be accepted on a first come, first served basis len the entry form and non-refundable fee is received. The adline for entries is Wednesday, December 22nd. If any teams have questions about the tournament, please call Ihn Robb, Program Co-ordinator, Athleticsand Recreationat 16) 828-5269.

Winter Aquatic Program A redesign of the Aquatic Instructional Program will go nto effect for Winter 1983. All courses will be 10 weeks with .egistration starting January 12th and class starting the week If January 17th. The following classes will be offered: - Red Cross Learn to Swim on Tuesday nights only. These classes provide 100 candidates with the opportunity tolearn thecorrect swimmingstrokesand some life saving. - Royal Live Lifesaving Awards I, II, III on Thursday nights. This course is a pre-Bronze Medallion course orientated towards lifesaving with no pre-requisites, but good proficient strokes are required. - Esso Speed and Fitness Program on Tuesday nights. This program will teach the basic skills of speed and fitness swimming to provide the candidate withacorrect and efficient swimming stroke, as well as starts and turns. - Bronze Cross (the new Lifeguarding minimum for 1983) on Thursday nights. All people wishing to be lifeguards in Ontario should register. Bronze Medallion is a pre-requisite for this course. - National Lifeguard Service Award on Tuesdays and Thursday afternoons 1:30 - 3:30 p.m. and some weekends. Times for this course are tentative. All persons interested in taking the only true life-guarding course should: contact the Campus Recreation Brochere and Sally Kemp in January. - Spring Board Diving on Monday nights. - Synchronized Swimming on Monday nights at 9:00 p.m. .- Aquafitness Monday and Wednesday or Tuesday and Thursday 8: 15 - 9:00 a.m. - Scuba on Wednesday nights. - Bronze Medallion on Fridays 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. - Award of Merit/ Distinction 1:30 to 4:30 p.m. - Red Cross, Royal Life Instructors two or three weekends in February. All people interested in these courses should pick up a ampus Recreation brochure for Winter 1983 in January and :gister starting January 12th, 1983.

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This term’s Men’s and Women’s Squash Tournament wrapped up last week after four days of excellent competition. Twenty-six men contested Men’s A and B divisions and five women played for the Women’s championship. John Swabey won four straight matches without losing a game, taking the Men’s A championship 9-5, 9-6 over Neil Thompson. Men’s B action had Roy Wagler victorious winning five straight matches. In his first four matches, Wagler allowed only seven points to be scored against him. He, however, came up against a tougher opponent in the final, coming from behind to defeat Dave Fritz 6-9,9-6,9-2. Only five women played in this term’s tournament. At the end of a round robin schedule, Rocca Morra finished undefeated, winning the Women’s A division 9-6,9-2 over Lorrie Glustein. In Women’s Consolation play, Patti Shaptondefeated Sherrie Bieman 9-0,9-3.

\ Miscellaneous Fitness Registration for the Winter Term will be Tuesday, January 11th. Pick up a copy of the Winter Brochurein January for more information. All final Sport Performance Bond Refunds are now available through the PAC receptionist. The Hockey Championships will be held on Friday, December 3rd at Moses Springer Arena. The “B” Championships will be at 2 p.m. and the “A” Championships at 3:30 p.m.

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CRAC Recommendations This fall’s CRAC (Campus Recreation Advisory Council) has made the following policy and program recommendations for Campus Recreation: 1. Policy 1.1 Captains must sign the scoresheet after each game to validate the score. 1.2 Campus Recreation is responsible for only internal programs at U of W. 2. Program 2.1 Weight training will be accepted as a new Campus Recreation Club. 2.2 Competitive Ball Hockey will replace co-ret Ball Hockey in the Winter 1983 term. 2.3 Floor Hockey will be run by the Engineering Society as part of Campus Recreation. 2.4 Women’s frisbee will be dropped from the Campus Recreation program. 2.5 Women’s soccer will be expanded from a tournament to a mini-league. 2.6 There will be a men’s and women’s volleyball tournament, both in the fall and winter terms. 2.7 Both an individual golf tournament on a full golf course and a novelty tournament on North Campus will be held. 3. Rule Changes - Flag Football 3.1 The ball carrier may spin only one complete revolution before running again. 3.2 If the ballcarrierleaps orjumpsatanytime, the ballisdead at the point where his/ her feet left the ground. 3.3 The ball must be snapped to the quarterback or kicker, but does not have to be snapped between the legs. 3.4 On kick-offsand punts, all receiving team players ahead of the ball carrier must remain motionless until the ball has passed them. 3.5 A defensive player may not deliberately remove the flag(s) of an intended pass, or punt receiver before the ball is touched. 3.6 The penalty for grounding is to be: 3.6.1 loss of down at point of infraction. 3.6.2. No resumption of play if during the last-six plays. 3.7 The following penalty is to be added: 3.7.1. Deliberate contact. Penalty: 10 yards from point of infraction. Option: maintain possession at point of dead ball. Any questions or comments you may have about any of these changes can be directed to Peter Hopkins, Ext. 3532.

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.( Variety of services offered members - by Julie George Imprint staff The. Canadian Federation of StudentsServices (CFS-S) will be one of the most important factors in determining the success of . CFS in general. Though the lobbying abilities of CFS are vitally important in these times of 6 and 5, CFS-S is the most visible and tangible side of the organization. So what are the services offered by CFS-S? A brief summary of existing, as well as proposed, services. follows.

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Travel CUTS was one of the only travel agencies in Canada that did well this past year, earning substantially more income and higher commmission than had been expected. CUTS also refunded its customers’ deposits onflights offered by Laker and Sunflight when those companies went bankrupt. A wholly-owned subsidiary of CFS-S, Travel CUTS has all the regular services of a travel agency, as well as runningcharterflights to a number of Canadian cities. CUTS offices are located on some campuses across Canada, ’ the newest offices being at McGill and the University of Victoria. When Imprint asked Andy Knight, Ontario’s representative on theexecutive Board of CFS-S, whether he thought a CUTS office at f University of Waterloo would be feasible, he replied that he thought Waterloo would . provide a good market. The Federation of Students would have to approach CFS-S with a request for such an office, demonstration the’ existence of a decent size market. I The liquidity of CUTS is weak but CUTS has been reducing the entire CFS-S deficit with . its available income. CUTS is currently the most important service offered by CFS because CUTS is the only one that is not operating at a loss.

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a Youthsaver card which they can then present for discounts at stores participating, in the program. Stores are recruited to the p.rogram by students who receive a four dollar commission for every store that signs a contract to give the discounts. The Board is workingondevelopingasystem-for-developing a more equitable system of commission since some discount contracts are obviously worth more to students; for instance, if the products are necessary for students or if the’store is a large chain. I Every year a guide to all the stores in Canada participating in the program, called Youthsaver NationalStudent Discount Guide, is published by CFS-S. Youthsaver is building on a discount program.operated through ISIC (International Student Identification Card); the present Youthsaver card can be presented for a free ISIC card which can be used for discounts here and overseas. CFS-S, however, decided to create a separate discount program because ISIC refuses to issuecards to part-time students, a significant constituency group of CFS.

SWAP SWAP’s (Student Work Abroad Program) biggest problem is with the Canadian Immigration Department, according to *David Jonas, executive director of CFS-S. Because the department makes it extremely difficult for foreign students to come here and work, only a limited’ number of Canadian students are welcomed by the exchange countries; fewer countries want to trade students with Canada because the exchange is so limited. SWAP facilitates students working in Britain, Ireland. New Zealand, or Belgium a period between two and six months, by providing work permits. Students are either guaranteed a firm job.offer or assisted in a job search, depending on which country is involved. The hours per week and the pay all vary again depending upon in which country the participants are working. All students are given a couple of nights orientation accommodation, as well as other support services.

According to a report on Canadian student discounts, “YOUTHSAVER” has given the , Canadian student discount program a whole new image. It is a name retailers will come to recognize instantly as that of the only I) nationwide system of student discounts.” Canadian Programming Services However, many students do not want to be The Canadian Programming Services associated with the name, partly because the (CPS) ran a deficit of $10,000 this year, image of youth does not fit so many students; according to Terry Palmer, CFS-S Treasurer. also, the brochures introducing the program He added that any business is expected to lose described students as “the last leisure class.” money in the first couple of years, and he Having students thought of as a leisure class expects CPS to be generating a profit by its does not help the political wing of CFS when third year of operation. lobbying for- better student aid programs, CPS-is a speakers bureau, presented in its complained several delegates at the recent CFS brochure as an alternative to expensive conference. American bureaus, that will arrange Canadian The members of the Board of CFS-S speakers to lecture for CFS members, as wellas acknowledged the legitimacy of the comoutside organizations. The current catalogue plaints, explaining that many of the problems of speakers includes such people as David with the program arose because the Board had (author -Suzuki, -- Debra _ Lewis -_ . .-of Rape,- the only received the mandate to revamp’ the Price of Coercive Sexuality), and Koger Caron student discount program at the May CFS _ (author of Go-Boy). conference. Given more time, they said, many Students Councils Directory of the mistakes could have been avoided. ’ The Students’ Council Directory is, as its The way Youthsaver works is all the students a name suggests, a dire&ory of all the Students’ whose institutions are members of CFS receive

CFS passes .declaration by Julie George Imprint staff _ For the first time in the Canadian Federation of Students’ (CFS) one year history, CFS has passed official policy. The Declaration of the Rights of Students and Rights of Women Students, and other major policies are outlined below. ’ The Declaration of Students Rights: “Every person has the right to equal treatment without being discriminated against because - race, national or ethnic origin, religion, sex, age, mental or jsical handicap, marital-status, sexual orientation, political ef or socio-economic background.” ollowing the declaration of this principle, the specific rights ’ *d below are declared. $e right to an education-all Canadian people have the right t accessible high quality education, guaranteed by a system .ursaries. based solely on individual financial need.. The aries are to be available to part-time and graduate students, 211as full-time undergraduates. The right to employment - students have the right to employment at a fair and equitable wage, as well as the right to educational leave with job security. The right to organizeall students have the right to organize and participate in democratic, autonomous student organizations which adequately represent all students and with which

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1om Allison makes a point at the C;l--S conference. Imprint Councils or Unions in Canada. The directory is provided free to CFS-S member institutions, and is sold to outside organizations, such as libraries and the Canadian government.

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“How about some services that aren’t so consumer oriented, where you don’t have to pay something to get the benefit of the services?” asked Charlie Dobbin (Guelph) at the Victoria conference. As she pointed out, all of the existing services of CFS-S do require that students-buy something - a plane ticket or products of a store participating in Youthsaver - in order to save money. The proposed services are getting away from the consumer orientation, towards providing more, information dissemination kinds of services. As well, the proposed services will have to be more evenly available to all members of CFS. The current services favour thexinstitutions in large major cities, because they have more stores to subscribe to the discount program and- because CUTS’s charter flights naturally, favours those institutions near major airports. These are also the institutions that are generally richer and therefore have less of a need-for other CFS services.

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the administrations of institutions do not interfere. The right to justice in the educational community - all students have the right of copyright to all original work produced by them, as well ,as recognition commensurate with their contribution asI research assistants. ’ Students also have the right to be informed of evaluative procedures and legitimate appeals process. They have the right to a safe and healthy environment in which to study, which includes accessibility for ,persons with handicaps and freedom from sexual harassment. . The right to services - students have the right to tenant status when living in residences. They have the right to accessible quality bhildcare .facilities, adequate health services, accessible public transportation at a reasonable. cost, and affordable housing. In addition to the rights of’a student, womenstudentshave following particular rights.

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The services that are &urrently be implemented or studied are: Databank wealth of information that is held by individ student associations is phenomenal, if onl, could be connected, said David Jor Executive Director of CFS-S at the recent C conference. This statement is the idea behind proposed databan’k services that will operating out of the Ottawa office of C within the next year. The first step is a cc puterized -bibliography of the important ; relevant papers that various student org izations have written over the past few yea Some of the more important CFS par will probably be put into the computer sot can be prhnted out easily when they required. Some sort of user-pay system wil implemented so the program does not opet on too large a deficit. Eventually CFS-S ho to operate a printshop by then. Food Consultant - CFS-S is consider hiring a food consultant who would available to individual student organizatic The consultant would’be able to help studs in negotiations with food services cornpal or with setting up student-operated cafeter

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Declaration of the Rights of the Woman student:’ ’ the right to concrete programs for re-entry of women into post secondary education- to aid women in overcoming the barriers of interrupted studies and inadequate backgrounds.

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the right to academiccounselling which informs women o educational and employment opportunities available order to actively combat streaming of women into tr itional fields. the right to an education through non-sexist instruction, t books and materials, recognizing that some literature ; materials must be viewed relative to their historical or so context but that contemporary textbooks and mater should be free of sexual stereotyping and discriminatior the right-to government funded women’s studies course post secondary educational institutions. Other official polices of CFS include: opposition to differential fees for foreign students. opposition to fees for field placements (i.e. co-op fees). opposition to increases in tuition and changes in the structures. opposition to the exploitation of unpaid student labour support ‘of disarmament, including banning testing of cruise missile in Canada. encouraging of individual students councils to address concerns of part-time students, native students and si parents. opposition to increased military spending. opposition to fiscal restraint in the.areas of social struct including post secondary education.