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Friday Prayer (SabtulJummaa) Arranged by M u s h Students' Assaclatnon 1 30 2 30 pm CC 113
Anyone mterestedmworkmg overseas wth CUSOw lnvlted to attend the last Informatmn Meet~ngand side h w thns term For more details call e x 3144 7 30 pm SCH 7.32
A Christian C n t i g w of the Untversity, ths year's Pascal Lectures featur~ngDr Charles Hab~bMal~kTheatre of the Arts 8 pm Free
Graduation recital by Beth Ann Martm, plaM 8 pm W L U Thatre Audttonum. Admjsnon free
Agora Tea H w u A time for herbal teas, homebaked munchior, and sood conwwtion. All are w l c o m . Spbnsored by Waterloo ChristianFellourship. 8-12midnight. CC 110.
Legal Requrce Office a open 10 am 12 30 pm, 1 303 30 pm
Black Forest CofFee House. Amateur entertamment. 8 pm. St. Pa& Collqe. $1 Feds, $125 Non-Feds. (Anyone interested in performins contact Sue Shaw, 884-9680, for more infoytion).
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Conrad Grebel Colkge Evening Player. 4 15 545 pm Conrad Grebel College Meting of U W NDPclub. Ewryone interestedis wekome to attend. 4:30 pm. HH 316.
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potato People by Theatre Beyond Words 130 pm 3umanttles Theatre, $2 50, $2 for cluldren and ren~ors
workshop Ex~xpenencesatlslmng vegetanancmltmgby nose, tongue and tummy Tasty curnculurn, hue demonstrahow a d maw Everyoneswekame Free 6pm. PsychLounge, 3rd Floor
Ihe Bombsheher o m 7 pm. D J.-after 9 pm Fed. na over, o l b $1 afbr 9 pm
south "C" Alumni Reunion. 8 pm South Lounge. Village II SatthedmmldesaUwcmdnnk M t r m s t h o f u n Weatre Beyond Wnd.. Canada's F~nestMime Company I pm Humanhs Theatre $9,students and m n r s $7 50 'ed Flicks-see Fnday _ i w dancing music! Bop to the sounds d the "The iourtes". Cash bar, d w r cover.8 pm. Upstairs at the Kent.
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By Grace T h m w h Faith. Noncredzt course m reformed doctnne by Chapbm h Rem Kmwtra 7 8 pm Conrad Grebel Cdege Hun r Pmject gendral meeting. K you want to know more &ofIhe Hurqer p l u . come Featuring John Den fs mwie, "I &ant to Live". 7 pm. AL 105. Slide-tape show "On the Bias: Clndian W o m n I n the Textile Industry" fo owed by diuusshn. St. Peter's n St. N.. Kitchener. 7:30 pm. Lutheran Church, h9 Sponsored by Ten Days for World Development and KW Status of Women.
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Graduation recital by Ethan&rryMings,pertussion. WLU Theatre Auditorium. 8 pm. Admission free.
-Sunday, March 1Ecumerdcal Reformed Waship, for entire Uniwruty C o m w i l y . 10:30 am. Refreshments afterwards. HH 280. Conrad Grebel Chapel Service. 7 8 pm. Followodby coffee and discussion. Fed Flicks-see Friday. The Royal BeUet d Flsnden. 8 pm. Centre in the Square. lickeb $9. $10.50, $12 by phone or at the box office.
-Monday, March 2Haw you ever wondaed what actually happensto your f w d More lt gets on theshelf1Takea Supcravrkot Tour to find out Tours awlable dally Contact Dtanne 886 7622 or WPlRG 884 9020
l e d Resource Office open 10 am 2 p h The Bombshelter s open 12 noun-l am D.J. aher 9 pm Feds. no cowr. Others $1after 9pm Sandwh & Salad Bar is open hom 12 n m n d pm.
The Birthfintrol Centre isopen. Wedfer inlormatianon Birth Control, unpbnned pregnancy, counselling qnd a resource library. Tho centre is opon Monday-Thursday.12-4 pm. CC 206. Ext. 2306. Peers Coun.oUmg--a student to student. lntenmg. referral and mformawn serlnce So came m, rebx, haw a cup of roflee and u r your soul free I 1 a d 3 pm CC 138 A four.\ueok study skills workshop on time management, note taking, prepanngforandwrilingexaminations. 2:30-4:30 pm. Counselling Services, NH2080.Registeratreception~st's desk NH 2080.
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The Toronto Chamber Playrs 8 pm Theatre of the Arts Tckets 58. $6, students and semors $4
-Thursday, March 5-. Legal Resource Office hours 10 am 130 pm
CC Bombshelter-see Monday
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Waterlm Jervlsh Students' Asrocmhon (WJSA) ISholdtnga Bagel Brunch h o p m for a bagel-youll haw a chance to meet new peopk and hnd out about other acthttes that have been pbnned 11 30 130, CC 110
M o w Scarlet liw at the BaoksheKlCafP. Dawntom Guelph. 9 pm.,S3 per person.
Ftrrt Annual Recrmmn Hoot 'N Hauler h n c o featurmg &Ily Kell TtckelsSZava~lableatRecdept m d r o opstudentr m Admn L*uldmng C'mun down lor a aompm q a d nmu 8 pm. St. Mtchael's Parish Gay Lberalian of Waterloo 15 sponsoring i) coffeehouse wth munc, coffee and a chance to meat new fnondr For more ~nformatloncall 884 GLOW 8 30 1130 pm CC 110
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Fed Mcks-FM starring Martm Mull. Cleavon Little, Michael Brandon and more. 8 pm. AL 116. Feds $1, Others $2.
John Olthu~sof Cammlttee lor Justtce and lrberty wll m the 80's "All speak on "Human Rlghtsfor Natwe ~edp~es welcome 7 pm HH 280
D r Leonard Elkind, San Fanclsco, wll speak on "Appbed Gerontology Hypna616 and Aglng" Adrmssm ISfree 7 30 pm WLU 1El (arts buddmng)
The Cine Club presents "Phedre", the movle adaptahon of the play by Jean Raone I n French w~thEndtsh subt~tks M m o n ISfree 8 pm EL 112
The Bombshcltcr~sapen1 2 m l a m D J aher9pm Fee pap- Feds, M cowr Others $1alter 9 pm Sandwh and Salad Bar or open Monday Friday from 12 noon6 pm
Maranatha Christian Club presents Ken Greene Ken has been on Varnty hnkey and skt teams and has hm MA tn K~nesmlosvKen wH be s w a k m on Commitment, TheKev
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PASioint pub lor Pwch, Sn and Anthm students Ifree beer E r department students Faculty. fnends u~lcome C A bar 8 pm l am Prwh Lounge
-Wednesday, March 4Watedoo Christian Fellowship Baoktable Drop by and talk to us Theme Chdshan authors 10 am 3 pm MC 3rd llmr lounge Legal Resource Office~sopen loam 1 Mpm.3 30 5 Wpm, 79pm Peers Counaollmng-see Monday CC Bombshklter ISopen 12 noon to 1 am. Sandwich and Salad Bar open 12-6pm, 8.1130 pm D.J. after 9 pm. Fedsno cover. others E l after 9 pm. Noon Hour Concert featunns Dtanne Werner. ~ a n l s t
English Soc~etyand the Faculty of Enghsh 3 30 pm ES 330 Conrad Grebe1 College Chapel Service 4 15 5 45 pm God. Man and World. Noncredit interdiscidinaiy course. Graham Morbey M. h w . Drs. H H 334.5-6 pm. Discussion Fellowship. Chapbin Rem Kmstra. HHZ80,6 pm supper. 78:30 pm. Ethical Issues for the Eighties.
Peers Counselling-see Monday CC Bombshelter-see Wednesday Music at Noon Concert at WLU featurmg Kendall Taylor, ts free.' plano. 12 noon. Theatre Audttorium. Adm~ss~on
The Canadian Naturopathii Students Asmiation meets to diiuss relevant issues and plan asmmted event*. Members and Non members welcome. 1230 p.m. CC 110 Conrad Grebe1Evening Prapr-see Tuesday. Watcdoo Christian Fellowship Jomt Supper Meehngunth the top^ "Opportunthes m Judea. Samar~a " Everyone IS wkome 430 7 pm Wllage 11 Great Hall U W Ski Club presents Skt and Pub Ntght at Chzcopee $8Iperson d u d e s return bus, tow tlckot. free mal, entry into Mdotar Event Leave PAC Blue North at 5 pm Sngn up PAC Red North Intramural OHKe Macanatha Christian Club presents a guest wake, who MU bed~rcuumg Lordshtpnnd bulldlnqon d lhrmfoundarwn All wek a m 7 pm SCH 232 Graduation Recital by William Scott Attridge, percussion. WLU Theatre Audmnum. 8 pm. Admisnon e free. Grad Club mvites all Graduate Students and Faculty members M the First GradFaculty "Happy Hour" get together. 4 pm. Grad House. Africa Weekend '81. Film Show, FESTAC '77.8pm. ~ d r l d Rmm. Campus Centre. Free.
-Friday, March 6U W Ski Club-see k t Friday Legal Resource Office-see last Friday Peers Counselling-see Monday CC Bombshelter IS ope; noon to lam Salad bar open till 11:30pm. 6.J.after9pm. Fedsnocowr,others$lafter9pm. Friday Prayer-see last Friday. International Dinner. All are welcome. 52. Sponsored by Waterloo Christian Fellowshtp: 630 pm. CC 135. Agora Tea Houx-see last Friday. Humphrey Bogart Nght featuring "Angels wth h r t y Faces". "The &g Sleep", and one bonus. "Casablanca" Adm~sston$2 8 pm WLU 1El Fed Fliiks-Rough Cut starring Burt Reynolds,Lesley-Ann
Down and David Nwen. 8 pm AL 116 Feds $1, Others $2. The Society lor Creative Anachronism is holding a night meeting for those people whocan't make it during the day. If you are interested tn the Middle Ages, come on out. 7.30 pm. MC 5158. Afnca Weekend 8 1 Formal openmg Yrolsrnr Hun Bullock 2 10 om. AL 11'7 Opamng addrob, Professor Len Gwler. top^ The Kvlevance and LWS of edu<ntmnm a changed and rapdly changing world. Second speaker. Professor Bmustawski, Topr: The m l a l rosponsibiltty of the universtty in saciety 310 pm Al 113. Speaker Barb Kmcaid, CUSO, Tapc: Cross-national educ+,taonal Itnkager p r c ~ ~ p eand t s pn,hlernr 4 pm AL 113 Speaker Professor Awach~e.Unwers~t,01 Nwwa.Topa The raloand c hdllenqer uf A l r ~ d nI J n w ~ ~ t w I"snatmnel dwrlopmmt 5 pm. AL 113. Film Show. 8 pm. AL 113
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“Where have all those damned queers gotten to now?” Guess who’s not coming to dinner with the assistance of The Body Politic in our thought provoking feature on pages 20 to 12
H&y, wizards! Today’s the final day to sign up for the Campus Centre Games Room Tourney: Win fame and more fame #March 2nd to 5th. For more on two-bit titillation, check , out page 29.
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There’s a new skeleton in UW’s closet - or rather in the biology-earth sciences’ museum. Currently on display in the museum, is the skeleton of an “eremotherium” or giant ground sloth which lived perhaps 12,000 years ago. “Eremotherium” was a lo-foot high, slow moving animal. These fossils were found in Florida. The display, which consists of actual sloth fossil bones and plaster castings, is on loan from the Royal Ontario Museum until May 1. Visitors are welcome on weekdays from 9am to 5pm.
Naturopaths take health personally The academic year 198081 has seen not only an increase in student enrollment at UW, but the arrival on campus of a new group of students-the “Naturopaths”. \ Naturopathy, an eclectic of medicine system incorporating proven methods selected from all schools of Natural encourages Healing, individuals to take personal responsibility for their own health and well being. It puts an emphasis on assisting nature in building up the body’s own defenses to ward off disease by the use of careful nutrition, natural remedies, vitamins, manual manipulations and/or physical therapies. The newly formed Ontario College of Naturopathic Medicine, in agreement with the Dept. of Health Studies at the
University of Waterloo, is offering a programme of studies, combining the four year Honours Bachelor of Science studies (Biomedical stream) with a three (3) year clinical and academic course. The Naturopathic students have recently been incorporated as a club on campus and meet regularly to discuss matters concerning Naturopathy. The meetings are open to the public.
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to prevent assault Men Against - Sexual Harassment is an idea proposed by newly elected Renison Federation Councillor, Bob Elliot, to reduce the incidence of rape and sexual against assault female UW students. Noting that many female students walk alone at night through poorly lit Waterloo Park, Elliot forsees M.A.S.H. as an escort service for these women, which will operate on weeknights. Elliot’s concerns for women walking alone through the park are not unfounded. Seven cases of
rape have been reported to have occurred in Waterloo park since last April. Incidents of rape and assault which are unreported are thought to occur much more frequently. MASH,organizer,. gede ation President-elect, Wim has called an Simonis, organizational meeting for March 5 of those interested in offering escort services. Simonis hopes that by March 9, escorts will be active on Monday through Thursday
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evenings from 8:30 to 11:00 Pm* M.A.S.H., Simonis stated will be a short term measure and an attempt to draw attention to the Waterloo City Council of the problems that exist in the park. The long term objective says Simonis is to bring better lighting into Waterloo Park.
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The opening, on Friday, February 13, was attended by Ronald Sims, Director, School of Architecture, Gordon Nelson, Dean of Environmental Studies, Luigi Ferraro, Vice-Consul of Italy, and Dr. Burt Matthews, President of the University of Waterloo. The reception included a presentation by the school to Dr. Matthews in appreciation of his efforts in establishing the Rome program. Dr. Matthews was presented with a print made in the mid-18th century by Guiseppe Vasi of the Colonna Palace, near the studio in Rome.
This fall, forty students spent their 4A term in Rome with Professors Eric Haldenby and Donald McIntyre. Until March 1, the School of Architecture (419 Philip Street) will present a display of student work carried out MONTREAL (CUP) A during this time. proposal to have a The exhibition is comreferendum on the financing posed of studies and proposals for the exof the McGill Public Interest Group (McPIRG) pansion of three towns in Research was defeated by the McGill the province of Rome, Student Society on February documentation and trans18. McPIRG had asked that formation of Roman monuments, and designs on an students be allowed to vote on a refundable annual fee of existing-vacant site within $5.00. the walls of Rome.
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Council’s major objections to McPIRG’s request were that the organization had not sufficiently proven itself, that there were flaws in the proposed constitution and that there were not sufficient controls upon the group to ensure it was properly managed. “They (the council) are depriving students of the right to make a decision by themselves,” said McPIRG president Peter Bruck. “I challenge (student society president) Todd Ducharme to a public debate on the issue.” “There is an implicit gesture of support by the society in sending s6mething to referendum.” replied Ducharme. “Are we prepared to support an autonomous organization about which we know very little? Until we really know what this is about, they should become a functional group funded by the student society.” McPIRG ’ vice-president Peter Maass objected to this suggestion, as he believes it would compromise the group. “We will now apply to the council to become a functional group. We refuse
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to deviate from established PIRG structure. It is not in the best interests‘ of the students to have a less democratic PIRG system set up,” he said. “A PIRG has itself over the last 1oroved decade at many universities in the US and Canada. This is the first opportunity to established PIRG in Quebec. It’s tried, true and suciessful.” ’ Bruck said council’s refusal to let the issue be brought to referendum was “paternalistic and non-committal.” “None of the executive, except those who voted in favour, bothered to come to our events. They have not, taken the opportunity to ,inform themselves about our organization,” he said. Science representative to council Debbie Shapiro voted against the referendum because she was worried about continuity. “It is poorly set /tip,” she said. There are few controls. It is setting a dangerous precedent letting student groups collect fees. What happens in two years if they still don’t have a group of gung ho students and they’re still collecting fees?”
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Professor Carlson, who is the author of two books on the Iranian crisis, is most notable for his seventeen day visit to Iran during the hostage incident. At this time, Carlson was granted-permission to enter the embassy where the hostages were being held. Inside the embassy, Carlson interviewed the alleged head of the militant students, identified only as Mohammed. Commenting on his experience in Iran, Carlson is quick to deny that the militant students provided the basis for his apparentpro-Iranian stance lY towards the hostagetaking incident. Rather, Carlson says that his support for the Iranian struggle stems from the Iranian people’s “involvement with their hearts and deep dedication to their Islamic cause.” Islam, he says, has put “poetry in the hearts of _ the Iranian people.” I Distributed during the meeting, were copies of Carlson’s “Open Letter to the Former American Hostages”. In the letter, Carlson called for the hostages to “resist some of the efforts of their debriefing.” Carlson says he makes the call because he believes that debriefing is depriving the militant students of “any kind of dignity or moral persuasiveness.” In his ‘letter, Carlson*describes the physical appearance of the hostages at the time of their release last month, as “bright and healthy”. This, Carlson contends, illustrates that stories of the hostages mistreatment while in captivity are part of antiIranian, C.I.A. generated’ propaganda. Carlson dealt at length with the metaphysical implications of the revolution. He quoted the Ayatollah Khomeini as saying “power resides in the integrity of one’s consciousness and actions”, and continued by describing the seven aspects of martyrdom as an integral part of Islamic belief. The second speaker of the evening, Iranian Charge d’Affairs, Dr. Adeli, outlined some of the events in Iran that led to the hostage taking. Adeli termed it, the zapture of “the nest of spies”, and stated that
various plots to suppress the Iranian people were developed; these he attributed to the CIA. He further charged the CIA and the “superpowers” with the infiltration of various agitation groups into Iran. Adeli stated that while Iran is aware that the United States is not responsible for all the problems that Iran has faced, the Iranian people prefer to attribute all antiIranian actions to the efforts of the United States and the C.I.A. Commenting on the current Iran-Iraq war, the Charge D’Affaires said that Iranians see the war as another C.I.A. sponsored plot against Iran. The Iraqi’s, he said, are not the real aggressors. Rather, the aggressors are the
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Iranian revolution “Long live the Islamic struggle of Iran!” Such was the cry of more than one Iranian student at an Islamic-Muslim Students’ Association conference held Saturday at UW. The conference, which commemorated the second anniversary of the establishment of the Islamic Republic of Iran, featured guest author Robin Carlson from the University of British Columbia and Dr. M.H. Adeli, Iranian Charge D’Affairs to Ottawa.
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success of the Islamic revolution to the dedication of the people to the power of God. Despite hard economic times, war and condemnation by the world community, Adeli said that “Iranians are willing to fight to the death for their Islamic beliefs.” He said that the Iranian people are willing to “fast” and be “martyrs” in order to win their struggle. Commenting on Canada’s role in the rescue of several American hostages, Dr. Adeli said that Iran will not pursue any formal action against the Canadian government. “Canadians have already suffered enough”, Adeli stated, “by reducing themselves to American ethical standards.” . Adeli also noted that Iran does not feel that it
has violated any international laws in the ’ hostage taking incident. Rather, Iran feels that it was justified in its actions because it was adhering to “natural laws” that the Americans had violated. These natural laws were deemed supreme to international law, said Adeli. Neither Adeli nor Carlson see the possible death of Ayatollah Khomeni as a threat to the continuation of the Islamic revolution in Iran. Both expressed the belief that Khomeni’s death would prove to be a unifying force within Iran. In conclusion, Professor Carlson noted that “if the cosmic timing of Khomeni’s death was right, it would contribute to the poetry of the Islamic revolution.” Julie Lynne Joyce ..
Nuclear waste problems probed / By now we all know that taking out the nuclear garbage is not as simple as taking out the banana peels and coffee grinds. Dr. John Gale, from the department of Earth Sciences, gave a speedy
but thorough account of the many implications of nuclear waste disposal, at this week’s Brown Bag Seminar. As is characteristic of such seminars, Gale’s focus went beyond a
consideration of the hardgoing towards testing core hydrogeological facplutonic chystalling rock tors in site selection, to a (ie: the Precambian Shield) consideration of the polias a waste repository. Gale tical realities surrounding , suggests that there are two nuclear disposal. waste other possibilities, namely Almost all Canadian ’ salt and shale. These both research in the area is exhibit the essential pro-
Charter called inadequate OTTAWA (CUP) -According to a conference on women an-d’ the constitution, the federal government’s proposed human rights charter will not guarantee women’s rights unless it is extensively changed. The conference, which attracted over 1000 women from across Canada, said it could not support the charter in the package to be sent to Britain unless changes were made to remove serious wording problems. Participants at the conference said the proposed charter was so vague and so poorly worded that even the guarantees of equality of the sexes could be challenged in the courts, or overridden by the federal government. Furthermore, they said, it would not prevent sex discrimination because its wording is the same as current laws which have allowed the federal government to deny status to Indian women who marry white men. Deborah Acheson, one of the conference speakers, suggested that . a clause which says the entire charter should be interpreted consistent with a clause consistent with Canada’s multicultural heritage could be distorted by the courts to mean that any discrimination against women, up to and including genital mutilation, would be acceptable if culturally based. Other speakers pointed out that a clause allowing
affirmative action programs would not necessarily allow women to qualify, and that it might allow an affirmative
action program for one type of discrimination to discriminate on other grounds. They also said the clause dealing
Saskatchewan students encouraged ” to drop courses 1
REGINA (CUP) - Students are being encouraged to drop courses that are filled past capacity and cutbacks threaten programmes at pot-secondary institutions in Saskatchewan. These are some of the conditions facing students in Saskatchewan, according to delegates at the funding conference of the Saskatchewan Federation of Students. In a special underfunding workshop held February 7 in Saskatoon, students from all five of the province’s post-secondary institutions agreed that cutbacks in funding were placing severe restraints on their education. Delegates from the Saskatchewan Technical Institute testified that some data processing instructors were encouraging students to drop classes because there was not enough equipment at the institute. The instructors maintained their classes could accomodate only 15 students, while enrollment in most data-processing classes was twice that number. Don Rutherford of the University of Saskatchewan
stated that the university’s employment counselling service was shelved due to Rutherford underfunding. told workshop participants the university administration has established a list of priorities by which some areas, such as arts and sciences, are being cutback while others are still receiving adequate funds. Rutherford also said that in contrast to the University of Regina, the U of S library is maintained at the inflation level. It received the largest budget increase on campus last year.. Wascana Institute representatives complained of poorly constructed buildings that are seldom repaired and a lack of adequate space and equipment. They also expressed fears that the institute’s business administration. program would be cut in the near future, During the conference’s final plenary session, workshop participants voted to become an affiliate me(mber of the Regina Cutbacks Coalition Committee.
with equality and affirmative action will not be implemented until three years after the charter is passed, unlike the other clauses. The conference was called in late January after the Canadian Advisory Council on the Status of Women -cancelled a conference on the constitution planned for February 14. Council president Doris Anderson resigned over the incident, ~charging that Lloyd Axworthy, the minister responsible for the status of women, had pressured council members to cancel to avoid embarassment to the government. The conference passed a motion of support for Anderson’s stand and called for Axworthy’s removal as minister responsible for the status of women. It also called for a review committee to reassess the role and structure of the advisory council, specifying the council should be responsible to and be selected by parliament, not the cabinet, Participants at the conference plan to lobby all MPs and senators to change the charter during the upcoming third reading. If the revisions are not made before the bill passes, they ask that the charter not be sent to Britain but instead be amended in Canada by a constituent assembly with 50 per cent female composition. They also called for a “full and fair” debate in parliament on the charter, with no use of closure.
perty of low permeability. There are, however, Gale says, still many questions which have to be answered before permanent reposilatory sites are chosen, and stated that there is a definite need for objective research to be done. As it is now, the promoters of nuclear energy, the Atomic Energy of Canada Ltd. (AECL), are also the regulators. This he suggested, may result in the creation of selffulfilling regulations and data. Tentative schedules and research emphasis, he says, seem to be divorced from the major limiting factors, namely the current inadequacies of the hydrogeological methodologies and models. The AECL has said that we don’t really need a repository before the year 2000. Until then, the highly radioactive fuel rods can be stored in cooling bays (which look like swimming pools) on the reactor site. Gale though, insists that there is great urgency to determine with assurance that a safe and feasible method does exist, explaining that by the year 2000, we will be well into the nuclear program, with annual waste pro:Zction of something like 3400 tons. Dr. Gale agreed that nuclear waste is everyone’s problem and said that there are two major skills needed in order to have an effective influence on decision makers: 1) learning to ask the right questi’ons in a reasonable and logical way and 2) learning to evaluate the answers correctly. That’s a tall order in these times of confrontation and conflicting expertise. H. Geerts
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“Lights”, screamed Jake the Ant, andFraser Stmpson. But Coral Andrews, and Julie Lynne Joyce wanted action. JW Spot just wanted Ns camera. Apparently they were shooting a new movie for University Film Studies. (JW Studollar llad ah-es@ shot at it 26 times). JD, Karen and Nancy conftded to me that the flick was to be entitled“Campus Calamaties”. Why was the ES II buiding chosen for the location, asked Stephen Utter, Ira NV and Carolyn Kirk “It sort of glows on you after awhile”, replied Dan Ayad, H. Geerts and Will Kn@ht. Plot: Mild mannered JW J. W. Bast swallows mutiple vitamins Turing a telephone conversation and finds Nmselfbeing cloned “Aha! A clonebooth”, guessedMichael Ja;yandSandy Newton. J. W. Baat is beside himself with worry. Strangely enough, the clones produced (played by JW McMutant and JW CathyMcBride) had flaming red hair and utillzed the buiding for camouflage. J. W. Bast’s troubles doubled when his clones threw themselves at h.im in order to terrorize him at the insistance of Tim Perlich and Dave Petraaek. (That is what Itoy Gilpti,Animal and Spot callbeing aclone’sthrow awqy). “I’llbet he wishes those two would stop cloning around”, JW Daviddubinski remarkswittily.HoweverSylviasmeltsomethingfishy;perhapsitwasthe retieads’ perfume, Eau de Clone. Announcer Mark, VirgLnla Butler and Laurie Duquette think it was because the sound track was by the Rolling Clones. Being cloned out of their minds, JVV Paulzemokhol, JW Glennstgermain ***********leave the scene. Director JW Margsanderson is afraid that movie will have to be reshot as there has alreadybeenamoviesimilartoitcalled“Boys~omBio”.Publicitymanager JW Lizwood states that the ES II film should put us in the red. But the real ~onjs...wiuJw~~~Likeit?caVerpho~byLizWood Dan
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They’re doing the same things with strip joints, but the people who ‘are cracking down aren’t the people who go there. People have a choice and if they know they’ll be offended they shouldn’t read it.
In some cases, some people have gone too far in publishing material. There’s also a rising awareness of what constitutes sexism. I also don’t believe it’s any of the’ir business if they’re not in engineering.
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Helen Mason 4B Civil The others seem to be following the example set in Toronto with the Toike. Maybe National Lampoon will be next I to be shut down.
O’Rourke 4B Civil
Someone started it and now it’s mushrooming. People are jumping on the bandwagon. They’re blowing it out of proportion.
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Letters screening? Is it “self truth and errs? now new, now outwore?” No, I think the solution is far more proiaic than Dr. Jessop’s predicaEditor: your ment. Almost as prosaic as After reading the film’s conclusion. The reviews of Ken Russell’s film Altered States, I movie which your reviewbegan to wonder whether I ers, along with the rest of world, irisist on had seen the same film as the labelling a psychedelic/ your critics. Is it possible that the movie, like its science fiction/fantasy/adinundergoes’ a venture/philosophical protagonist, vestigation is, in fact, none metamorphosis with each
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of these, but rather a sharp edged satire on academia. Russell’s humour is so subtle and his dialogue so polysyllabically unintelligible that it is not surprising this point has been missed. But how can a film which contains exchanges such as: “The experiment is too dangerous to continue.” continued
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Zimbabwe: not begging for help “We are not begging, but we are looking for help”, says Peter Theravinga, commenting for the ruling party in the new state of Zimbabwe. Theravinga, Geography student at U of was speaking in W regards to some of the issues facing Zimbabwe, at a talk co-sponsored by CUSO and WPIRG. Apparently, the main aim of the Zimbabwe government, headed by Prime Minister Mugabe, is first to ensure the survival of the country and then to seek foreign assistance. Zimbabwe, stated Theravinga, is threatened mainly by South Africa and to offset this danger the Government is trying to establish a strong army. Theravinga’s talk centred on the two main political factions in Zimbabwe; the Zanu party, whom he represents in Canada, and the Zapo group. The Western press has repeatedly portrayed the two party’s as divided along tribal grounds, and Theravinga sought to dispel1 this rumour by pointing out that the division is purely ideal3gical. The two groups were lnce part of one party, but :hey split Theravinga said, lecause Zanu members ‘avoured a more militant stance against Ian Smith rnd his purely white ihodesian Front. During he '70's, both factions Yaged a guerilla war against Smith and it was his prolongued battle which eventually led to a easefire agreement and he subsequent election of Jiugabe. Theravinga feels the :anu were right in their nethods since their goals ave been achieved. The idealogical differrice between Zanu and apo is primarily based on leir respective brands of
Socialism. The Zanu tend to follow the teachings of Mao-Tse-Tung while the ‘Zap0 favour Russian-style Communism. Theravinga says that the Russians played too great a role in influencing Zap0 policy while the Chinese, who supplied arms to Zanu, stayed away from any sort of interference. The struggle of the blacks to have control over their own country arose from grotesque inequalities which permeated all of Rhodesian life and are only now being set right, he said. For example, the 4% white population owns 50% of the land. The average wage for a white worker is $423.00 per month, while the average black earns $39.00 per month. There is one doctor for every 830 whites yet, only one doctor for every 45,500 blacks. And the list could continue, said Theravinga. The Zimbabwe government aims to end such inequality but not through the use. of drastic measures, and whites will not be indiscriminantly fired from the civil service which they presently dominate, he maintained. Also, the white land-owners will be fairly compensated for their land and nationalization of foreign companies will only occur “if they do not work within the interests of Zimbabwe first . . ,“, says Theravinga. Instead of initiating broad socialist policies, Mugabe intends to use the first session of Parliament to resettle refugees, disarm guerilla’s, and build a reliable army. All of this is intended to end the tension which still exists between Zanu and Zapo followers. This tension erupted recently in a clash between the groups which received wide-spread media coverage. Theravinga says the
Investigation What’s in those Ontario lousing Corporation OHC) files? Information contained n the OHC files may be ble to shed some light on he circumstances under which the Married Stuents Apartments (MSA) rrere constructed. The OHC files play a ery important and necesary role in understanding /hat caused ( and perhaps rho’s responsible for) the roblems in the MSR. Infortunately, the builder, adillac-Fairview, has yet ) give official authorizaon to view the files in uestion. Without this permission, le files are closed. Other methods for openlg the -files to public ccess are being explored ut until the files are made vailable the exploration lto the MSR controversy ; at a standstill. Mean-
press exaggerated the incident grossly and that the affair was quickly and peacefully resolved. Similiarly, the so called “demotion” of loshua Nkomo, who leads the Zapo party, to a lesser position in the Government also was much publicized. Nkomo Ministry
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“The tension will be resolved” says Theravinga and the new state of Zimbabwe “will not split along party lines.” The key to settling the tension is to disarm the estimated 34,000 guerilla’s who fought against Smith. The guerilla’s will form the core of the new army, he said, which will
There are hopeful signs for Zimbabwe, and one of these is the fact that whites have not been fleeing. the country. In fact, many who opposed Smith’s unilateral declaration of independence from Britain in 1965, are returning to aid in the reconstruction of the war-
torn countryside, noted ’ Theravinga. If foreign aid does come, Theravinga says most of it will be used to relocate refugees on land to be purchased from whites. This he believes, will be a positive move to solving the land inequality problem and to work towards an overall rebuilding of Zimbabwe. Dave Petrasek
Tories “stzkrving” U.‘s “Since 1975, the government of Ontario has been systematically starving the universities for funding,” was the message from NDP Education Critic Dr. Ted Bounsall last Thursday at UW. Bounsall, MPP for Windsor-sandwich, accused the Conservative government of trying to dismantle the current university system, pointing out that for six of the past seven years funding for universities has risen less than the increase in the cost of living. He felt that some universities will “never recover” unless the trend is reversed. (Bounsall’s examples of such cutbacks ranged from discontinued journals in library collections, to reduced supplies of plant and equipment for labs and administration. “I haven’t really got strong enough language to describe what’s happening,” Bounsall said. The MPP felt that current government thinking on education funds (trying to work within the framework of decreasing funds by cutting back on faculty, department, and staff facilities rather than trying to expand funds) was backwards. This process of “rationalization”, he stated will scale
down the university system in the province. Bounsall laid the blame for inaction on the issue of education cutbacks squarely on the shoulders of the faculties of Ontario universities. Bounsall said he thought faculty members were mainly responsible for the lack of action against government underfunding for the universities. These are the people, he said, who have seen the process at work for many years. Bounsall termed the Conservative policy that students should pay for about 15% of the costs of their education “crazy”. The NDP policy calls for the elimination of tuition altogether to increase accessibility, .he said. Bounsall explained that funds to make up for the lost revenue would come from increased taxes on resources. Currently, he claimed, Ontario takes only 2 cents from every dollar earned in the natural resources industry, while Saskatchewan takes about 30 cents. The education critic maintained that potential students are discouraged, beginning from grades seven and eight, not to go to university by parents who feel that they cannot afford the high costs of tuition.
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Computer chessmates play An unusual chess competition is to be held at the University of Waterloo in the coming month. The Equitable Life Insurance Company has challenged Waterloo to a computer chess match on the afternoon of March 28 in M&C 3008. Professor L.J. Dickey of the Departments of Pure Mathematics and Combinatorics and Optimization along with Johnathan Schaeffer, a graduate student in the Department of Computer Science (and an expert class” chess player) will be organizing the match. The program UW will be using, known as PLANNER, was part of Schaeffer’s Master’s thesis which involved the design and implementation of a chess playing computer program. Written in the programming language ZED, PLANNER will run on the University’s ModComp mini-computer. The ModCamp is known to be slower in execution of
decision than Equitable Life’s DEC 20-40 but Schaeffer and his team are relying on their program’s software supremacy. This match is by no means the first for Waterloo. In the early 70’s, Ron Hansen, a fourth year comnuter science student, along with Russel Crook and Jim Perry, wrote a chess playing computer program for an Artificial Intelligence course project. In 1974, the Canadian Computer Chess Championship was held here at Waterloo. Hansen took this opportunity to enter his program among the Country’s best. . * and won! The tournament victory qualified him for the World Computer Chess Championship held in Stockholm, Sweden later that same year. Hansen revised his program, calling it “RIBBIT” and submitted his entry. The result was an amazing second place finish in a tie with Northwestern Universi-
some of the ideas prety’s CHESS 4.0. in PLANNER and This however was not, sented the end of the RIBBIT ‘RIBBIT (aka TREECHESS 4.0 rivalry, as they FROG) which they hope to enter in met once again in the 1974 United States Computer the 1983 World Computer Chess Chess Championship. When the tournament had Championship Tim Perlich ended the name was changed to the North American Comnuter Chess __------~-~~~ - 1 Championship . . . RIBBIT once again reigned supreme! Northwestern then revised CHESS 4.0 with CHESS 4.4, which dethroned RIBBIT the next year. CHESS 4.4 then went on to win the World Championships from 1977 to 1980. Hansen retired RIBBIT in 1975, but since then Johnathan Schaeffer has changed, modified and improved RIBBIT to come up with a new program: PLANNER which has beaten RIBBIT 9 to 1 in a __ match. A University of WaterWaterloo presently has a 100 Optometry professor computer chess team has cast doubt on the idea that arterioles (smaller (made up of first to fourth year students) working on blood vessels), in the back a new program&based on of the eye on the retina -4
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a couple of years ago. What he found was that exactly the opposite is true - that as people age their arterioles become more wiggly. (Arterioles are midway in size between the large arteries and the smaller capillaries.) Dr. Williams has beer examining a group of 20, year-olds and a group in the 50-60 age bracket who have normal blood pressure. HI took photographs of the rea portion of each patient’s ey from a number of differen angles and then made then into composite pictures 0 each eye. Using a digitizin table he measur.ed ho\ much an arteriole deviate from the straight; that is, h divided the length of th total arteriole, including th curves, by the straight lir distance from its start I finish to determine tl amount of “wiggliness”. As to why these bloo vessels become more wiggl with the passing years, D Williams says he doesn know. “We’re still on the outsit looking in,” he explains. “W can’t remove an arterio and put it under microscope of course, b cause while people will 1 us take pictures of the eyes, no one is going to 1 you do this.” Dr. Williams’ best guess that the wiggles have to I with the progressive thic ening of the vessel wa often associated with agir The wall thickening is thi dimensional and since t arterioles have fixed enc the vessels are forced their increas squeeze lengths into the same are “There might prove to b way to use these measu ments preventively,” si Dr. Williams. “We may able to identify significa vascular changes easily i treatment of hyp /-_earlier tension may prevent fut degenerative changes.” He’s also like to follow his group of 20-year-olds watch how their e: change over time, T shouldn’t be too diffic they’re all optometry s dents.
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“Alright. Let’s try it on some grad students.” and “That’s not LSD you’re shooting up with. This stuff could be carcinogenic” be interpreted in any other fashion. Russell’s parody is so slight an exaggeration of the norm that it seems accidental. His mad scientists pass us regularly in the Festival Room. Russell creates a world of academics tiho spend much of their time sporting their scholarly credentials at each other. Publications, officerships, diplomas, degrees, and titles are exchanged and argued over. The hero publishes with astounding regularity; his anthropologist wife, who spends a considerable amount of her screen time the nude) lives a year in Africa researching anthropoids and somehow eluding a tan; his archenemy sits on more committees and boards than anyone has a right to; and his best friend (who wishes to continue experiments on grad students) is president of the ethics committee. How could anyone seeing this plethora of stereotypes fail to laugh? How can Altered States be anything but parody? To come to any other conclusion we must suppose that a distinguished and successful director, along with an equally distinguished and successful author, backed by a competent and experienced crew, funded by a major studio conspired to produce a two hour feature film with all the wit, insight, vigour and intelligence of a somewhat over-ripe f%gplant. Impossible! Alan Jenof
Can this really be taken seriously The Editor, Seriousness is becoming exceedingly jejune, not to mention dangerously contagious! I am referring to those people who actually complained about telephone requests for info on their sex lives. It seems as though everything is taken seriously these days, especially those things which are irrefutably toetickling. Laugh and let laugh, that is my motto - I mean, one could have an absolute scream answering just these type of phone calls. ‘Yeah, we do it on the kitchen table at least twice a week!’ There is, however, a proviso: One must not be taken in by pranksters who live by the same motto I do. To be taken in can only’ lead to a plague of Boribori (malignant no less). And, this proviso would for one take care of certain unneces?ary caveat articles. In short, we must look at the bright side of life (no, we’re not on the cross yet). Caveat #l - No, I was not one of the callers. Caveat #Z - I will-take no responsibility for this articlePieter Bakker Philosophy
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Future standards as established by Tidy-bowl? The Editor, I would like to respond to the fine letter from Shaun Belding in the Feb. 20th Imprint. His point on the human ability to laugh is well made and he backs it up
with some strong arguments. But unfortunately Mr. Belding made the error of including “Che.vroids” as one of those groups who cannot see the humour in engineering newspapers. I have been told by many UW students (and I fiever doubt anything told to me) that the the Chevron is one of the biggest jokes on campus. Since the Chevron
is a humour magazine it’s writers must be able to see the h.umour in Enginews. “Chevroids” have not lost the perspective on humour as ea4’ch issue is full of ridiculous material which only the AIA newsletter can outdo. There is another similarity between the Chevron and Enginews. Both papers present an absurd
view. Without these extremes of thought the ‘Droid’ s’yndrome will set in. We will all become totally passive blobs of living matter incapable of thoughts or expression beyond the behavior standard as established in Tidy Bowl commercials. Stephen D’Eon Man-Environment III
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Tension in El Salvador Washington The United States claims it has documentary proof that the Communist powers are trying’
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Britain’s opposition Labor Party for cancelling coal-mine closures that had sparked strikes. Union leaders ordered a return to work, but some militants said they wouldn’t comply. A member of parliament in Thatcher’s Conservative Party ‘called the affair “a shambles”. (WSJ, Feb. 19) Moscow - President Babrak Karma1 of Afghanistan today categorically rejected President Giscard d’Estaing’s recent proposal for an international conference to end the Soxiet military presence in Afghanistan. (The Times, Feb, 21) The Hague (Reuter)-The Dutch Government decided last night not to rescind its November decision to allow the sale of two nuclear submarines to Taiwan despite opposition from Communist China and the Dutch Parliament voting 77-70 against the sale last week. (The Daily Telegraph, Feb.21) Warsaw (Reuter)-Poland’s beleagured leadership received a financial and political boost yesterday with the announcement that the Soviet lJnion had agreed to defer for four years repayment by Warsaw in the past five years, (The Guardian, Feb: 21) Tel Aviv (Reuter)-Israeli coi-nmandos killed 10 Palestinian guerrillas in a raid on their base in south Lebanon in revenge for a guerrilla attack on an IsrAeli settlement last spokesman year, a military said,yesterday. (G & M Feb. 24) Tehran (Reuterj-Iran said yesterday three British missionaries arrested last August had been cleared of suspicion of espionage and would leave for home soon but a fourth captive Briton would remain in prison. (G & M, Feb. 24)
Moscow (Reuter)-The 26th Congress of the Soviet Communist Party opened yesterday in Moscow +vith about 5,000 Soviet Communists and more than 100 foreign delegations in attendance. President Leonid Brezhnev is expected to make his first definitive statement today on worsening relations between the Soviet Union and the United States since President Ronald Reagan took office last month. In a keynote address at the opening of the Soviet Communist Party’s 26th he will outline congress, economic plans and review changes in world politics over the past five years. The congress, which is expected to last 10 days, will give East European Communist leaders their first opportunity to discuss Poland’s labor problems since a Warsaw Pact summit last > December. (G & M, Feb. 24) Manila - The Pope branded abortion “an indirect blow at the whole moral order,” in a Philippine speech. John Paul II also condemned divorce and artificial contraception, though Manila has opened free birth-control centers. In Peking, the Catholic bishops said political problems-thwart the pontiff’s appeal Wednesday for reconciliation bet&en China and the Vatican. (Wall Street Journal, Feb.19)
Nevada - Frank Sinatra was granted an unrestricted casino license by the Nevada Gaming Commission, in a 4-l vote. It overruled another state agency’s recommendation that the singer’s license .be limited to six months. The cotimission praised Sinatra’s charitable work and chastised media reporting of his alleged links to organized crime. ‘(WSJ, Feb. 19)
Bal Harbour, Fla. The Republican Administration is prepared to talk about changing the Canadian-U.S. auto pact, but only if U.S. complaints abaut Canadian policies are also reviewed, U.S. special trade commissioner William Brock said here yesterday. (G 81M Feb. 18) Johannesburg - The South African Government is going ahead with the prosecution of hundrbds of blacks liwg illegally in white,areas of this city despite warnings that the move will set off an international outcry. (G & M Feb. 20) Gulu, Uganda (Reuter)Government Rampaging troops and militiamen have sacked two northern Ugandan villages and driven 10,000 people from their homes, according to missionaries and Government officials here yesterday. (G & M Feb. 20) New Westminster, B.C. Terry Fox was back in hospital this weekend after an adverse reaction to the anticancer drug interferon which doctors say is a last-ditch attempt to save him from the disease. . x (G & M Feb. 23) Detroit A major breakthrough in North American’ industrial relations has been achieved in a collective agreement between the United Steelworkers of America and the can industry. .
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Under the agreement, an employer who has fired or suspended a worker is prohibited from taking the employee off the job or payroll until there has been a resolution of the grievance. The terms of the contract, which has been ratified by delegates from union locals in Canada and the United States, were submitted yesterday to the Ontario local membership meetings for their information. (G & M Feb. 23) Sarnia - Dangerously high levels of heavy metals have been found in ditches and puddles that flow into a creek next to the Sarnia Indian Reserve a few kilometres from Sarnia. (G & M Feb. 23) Madrid (Reuter)-Basque guerrillas demanded yesterday that reports on alleged police torture be publicized in Spain’s main news media in return for the release of the kidnapped consuls of Austria, El Salvador and Uruguay. (G & M Feb. 24)
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, The ‘day the homos disappeared, Nora Lindquist h&d planned a dinner par.ty. First, the bakery didn’t have any spinach quiche. Nor could she get any of that delicious key lime pie she’s hoped to impress everyone with,, and the cheese s’ouffle she attempted fell in like a punctured basketball the moment she took’ it from the oven. In desperation, she phoned out for Chinese food - at least it was from .one of the best restaurants in town. Her guests aryived late, and two didn’t show at all. Nora wasn’t stirpri’sed that her husband Bill Lindquist absented himself. In fact, she was quite happy;. they didn’t like each other very much, really. If it wasn’t for the corporation’s disapproval of divorce, he would have walked out long aga, taking Nora’s lifestyle with him. But no -Wayne Simon! That made Nora furious, It was important to have one gay man at her< dinner parties. It was -as important as the right arrangement of flowers in the centrepiece, It was, well, \ fashionable. She neyer asked lesbians though. They made her uncomfortable. And lovers made being gay seem too serious somehow - more than one gay person and
they starte’d flaunting it. Wayne Simon had been perfect. He was single, he was a famous fashiondesigner - but he wasn’t here! The homos must have been planning this for weeks; Mihy couldn’t they have waited for some other day, or at least warned her in advan’ce ? It was quite rude, Nora bristled, putting every homo who. had ever lived- firmly in place once and for all. ’
And now Emily TilChrist, who sat across from Nora at the Roche-Bobois dining table, wouldn’t shut up about it.. , “It was just dreadful today, dear,” Emily crooned, tucking a forkful into her mouth. “Mmm, )his is delicious. Did you get it from the corner tak-out on Parliament Street?” Emily raised her eyes coquettishly and continued before Nora could answer. “It was simply dreadful. First, I couldn’t get my hair done. Alainhad disappeared. Vanished into thin air. In: fact, his entire salon was closed. Then I met Adrienne -for lunch at Crispin’s and we had to wait an hour to be served _ they only had one waiter left. When we finally did get the food -. they cook artichokes so nicely there, you know, so much better than at L’Ombrellino - it
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Nora thrust asidl visions of grinding rav ‘artichokes into Emily’ facelift. “Yes, well I wa talking to John today abou the homos disappearing John Sewell.” She droppet the last name less tha casually. The mayor wa Someone Worth Knowing and she always *invite Someone Worth Knowin to her dinner parties. Joh had declined this tim afound, though. At her la! party he had joked abol joining the Tory party an found it reported the ne: day on the front page of tl Star, thanks to that froze tuna fish in the baggy grc flannel who had sat tc attentively beside him c’ night. It would take .No: months of careful mar pulation to get the may b&k to her table. “JohA is just frantic. I told me - quite confide tially, of course - that I one seems to know whe they’ve gone or why th
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all those other people them.” 11 the other people?” Emily, her limed lsity overcoming her Llsy. ‘hy yes,” said Nora, *iously sipping Chateau m from her Boda <lass. “It’s not just the s, you know. Ten per of the population htis peared.” lrling,” said Emily, her venomously chilled for ill. “They’re all homos. er cent of the population. :loseted ones are gone, the way,” she added a smile, “Where’s Bill It?” n Sewell gazed through ste glass wall of his City office, out across the 3 to the serene plumes of fushing in the fountain. anging plants, he noted, ?d too much of the view. ted plants. Occasionally 1 visions of the Swedish breading before his eyes, ng in size, doubling shutting off the entire w and then reaching
out across the floor, closing of the door, circling the legs of his chair, curling around his knees... The pastel jungle print fabric on the wingback chairs across from his desk encohaged the nightmare. He hated those chairs, too.’ He wanted his office redesigned, but at the .moment it looked unlikely. There were no more interior designers. Maybe he’d find someone with taste during his next term in office - if he had a next term in his office. The homos, homos, his voting homos had disappeared during an election year. His headaccelerated three ache throbs per minute. Downtown had been particularly badly hit. Most of the good restaurants never opened, and the ones that did were running pretty sloppy service. Hundreds’ of boutiques were closed, and theatres\by the dozens were cancelling performances. Traffic was jammed up because ten per cent of the buses and streetcars had
been abandoned in the middle of the streets. Hospitals lost hundreds of nurses; schools missed thousands of teachers. The switchboard at City Hall was overloaded - telephone operators had vanished in droves - and even when people did get through to the departments they wanted, chances were the person they wanted to talk to wasn’t there. And all the ones left were so grumpy. All the happy people had disappeared, or so it seemed to John Sewell. But that wasn’t the reason for the mayor’s head&he. The throb was coming from Queen’s Park. The provincial cabinet had called Sewell because Sewell was a friend of the homos. It shouldn’t have upset Queen’s Park that the homos had disappeared, but it upset alot of Queen’s Park’s friends. Bell Canada was crippled. Hydro was a half. power. Banks had lost loan officers and accountants, the stock market had lost brokers, and insurance companies were missing actuaries. The courts were being adjourned because court reporters and clerks had disappeared. Interprovincial trucking was at a standstill, with semi-trailers empty blocking the King’s Highways. In the north, a third of the miners failed to show up for morning shift. Queen’s Park’s friends were pissed off.
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About thirty-five thousand dollars worth of damage, some apparently pointless, occured during the February 5th raids. Photo by Norman Hatton Queen’s Park needed the homos back, and they had come to John Sewell for help. “Look, John,” the premier’s administrative assistant had said on the phone, “we want you to make some kind of
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Lindquist was miffed because he’d begged off her last dinner party. Or so he figured. “Tell her to come in,” he buzzed back, and his headache floored the throb throttle. Nora strode into the room with an expression of Great Concern on her face and started talking even before she hit the floral print wing chair. “John, I just can’t understand why Bill would do a thing like this. I mean, I’m sure it can’t just be the homos who’ve disappeared. Bill’s gone! They must have taken people with them.” The throbbing in Sewell’s head left very little room for thought, but he knew that Nora wasn’t alone in her panic. Police Chief Ackroyd was demanding that the homos be found that punished for spiriting away 20% of his force. And it wouldn’t be very many hours before Renaissance International discovered the absence of tens of thousands of school children. Nora gave a wellpracticed stifle to her sob, but before Sewell could sympathize, even before he could indulge his vision of the floral print wing chair swallowing Nora in one satisfied gulp, the intercom buzzed. The man from Queen’s Park was on the phone again. “John I have some good news,” the premier’s assistant said cheerfully. “We’ve
Very funny, thought Sewell morosely. They hadn’t thanked him in ‘79, but now they were - dumping the whole mess in his lap. They were desperate. They needed the homos back. His secretary buzzed. Nora Lindquist was waiting in his outer office to see him. The city was in chaos and Nora
just got word on the whereabouts of a homo. d Wayne Simon, the fashion designer, is still around and apparently he’s announced a major show. There’s an ad in the Star.” The Star was down to about 10 pages, but still publishing. This morning its single editorial had called on the homos to stop this silly petulance and get back to work. “We thought maybe you could go see Simon,” the premier’s assistant continued. “Maybe he could tell you where everybody’s gone. It’s not just the homos, you know. They seem to have taken about a tenth of the population.” Sewell buzzed his secretary. “Call me a cab.” “I’m sorry, Your Worship, but I’m told their lines have been tied up for hours.” “Oh, right. Never mind, we’ll walk. Call Wayne Simon and tell him I’m ~:,‘“p to see him within t_he . “Come on Nora, we’re going to get to the bottom of
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latin voluptuousness. Although the five , “danseuses” were performed evocatively and with polish, they, like “Turbulence”, were given such mundane movements that the number eventually grew a bit tiresome. This is indeed characteristic of the group and of Toussaint’s work. The dancers capture a mood or a sense superbly, and perform with polished form and sensitivity. Toussaint’s reserved choreoHis mode seems not to be exactly ballet, graphy, however imaginative, stays within a nor jazz, but somewhere in between, rather narrow scope. So while their work is containing elements of both. j certainly agreeable, it rarely soars to The evening got off to ’ a rather dazzling heights. disappointing start, partly due to some If any one part of the program broke this inexcusable technical foul-ups (such as a pattern, it was “A Simple Moment”, a pas de phone going off in the control booth) but also deux featuring the exquisite Anik Bisonnette due to the selection of a rather mediocre and the commanding Louis Robitaille, two of piece. cthe group’s leading members. “Turbulence”, using the music of Mike Dancing to the lush and affected baroque Oldfield’s Tubular Be.&, was noteworthy for music of Albinoni, the pair indulged in a richly neither its composition nor for its expressive visual extravaganza. performance. The company lacked the Here the audience caught a glimpse of precision and tightness to effectively perform virtuosity in their fluid movements and the series of group movements in unison dazzling form: a definite high point of the movements which themselves lacked variety evening. _ _ and direction. . ’ Robitaille was also featured in the last ballet The parts for solo dancers, where one of the evening, “Alexis le Trotteur”, a dance usually expects to find virtuosity, did not give based on a Quebecois folk legend. Jean-Marc Lebeau and Kathryn Greenway The first half of the story is set at a country the opportunity to impress the audience with folk dance, and the scene was lively, fast their evidently excellent abilities. paced, and colourful. However, the piece did show the troupe’s But the second half, Alexis’ dream, was male section to be consistently strong, which much more compelling, and during which the is a rare and highly valued quality. male section again showed their prowess. In both his solo and in his moving duet with Thing got much better with a light-hearted the graceful Dominique Giraldeau, Robitaille and not exactly run of the mill pas de deux “A displayed the reason for his being the leading La Francaise”, featuring the charming Lorna member of the troupe. He has mastered the McConnell and Claude Caron. expressive as well as the technical aspects of This unique little duet, as with all apparent the art, so that his robust performances are clowning around, required much more moving and visually exciting. strings serious skill than is at first evident. Both The less-than-capacity crowd thanked the dancers excelled in their roles as dancers and of its five parts. Angelic . . . simply, perfectly, majestically, troupe with a standing ovation. They indeed comic actors. Ellis touched each member of the audience angelic. produced the magic that is dance, even “Women”, choreographed by Oscar Araiz, with his thoughts on the pieces: how the Osian Ellis, performing at the Humanities though Toussaint’s bag of tricks is less than (the only dance in the program not music came about, their place in history and Theatre last Friday is the first performer I can voluminous. choreographed by Toussaint) was a moody his own lively personal feelings. remember that truly deserved a standing David Dubinski dance that successfully captured a certain Of special note is his primer to the harp and ovation. He received an ovation; we received its workings. With his selection of strings and an encore. That definitely was not enough. seven foot pedals (one for each note), he We could have remained in the theatre all demonstrated the fluidity and capabilities of night, glorying in Ellis’ manifestations of the his German-made harp. muse. Indeed, with Ellis’ departure, I felt a The Welsh folk songs struck me very certain loss of sounds yet unheard, of feelings, deeply; his sincerity and understanding were not yet touched. stirring. From his’beginning piece: Gabriel Faure’s His harp,. were “Impromptu for Harp, op. 86 (1904)“, to’his harp, his voice together tremendously moving. He sang from deep folk songs of Wales, the reactions of the entire With a flourish of his cape and the click of swirling gowns and fringed capes. Only a few within his memory and from the depths of his audience seemed to keep in pace with Ellis’ his heels, Jose Greco was able to steal the tense moments occurred when the train of very, very Welsh heart. divine playing. . her gown swung a little too close to the hearts of his audience. Performing Monday To attempt a description of each individual The last piece of his first series, “Harp Suite evening (February 23) at the Humanities microphone cord on stage. piece would be folly on my part. in C major, op. 83” by Benjamin Britten, was a Theatre, Greco and his wife, Nana Lorca Somewhat of a disappointment was Suffice it to say, if you have the chance to example of Ellis’ incomparable so+ presented an intriguing evening of Spanish guitarist Pablo Michana. His subdued and hear him, take it. expertise. I dance. Also included in the performance was introverted presence on the stage was made Please. Britten composed -the above piece flamenco/classical guitarist Pablo Michana. more noticeable by Greco’s exhuberance. I would follow him anywhere . . . even to especially for Ellis and then dedicated it to Together, the three performers brought the The two solo _pieces that Michana heaven and back. him. Ellis’ performance was complimented by Spanish tradition alive before the audience’s performed were pleasant but lacked emotion. Roy Gilpin his explanation of the piece and a description eyes. As such, the audience’s response to Michana The format of the program was rather was somewhat reserved. However, when unique, consisting not only of straight Michana accompanied the dances of Greco and Lorca, his music gained vitality. This performance’but also including an interesting blend of lecture and demonstration. factor seemed to redeem Michana with the For those unfamiliar with Spanish dance audience. the explanations of the dances enhanced the The performers did their utmost to present evening. The lecture portions of the a lively and entertaining evening. program were led by Greco in a perUnfortunately, technical problems flawed sonable and spontaneoui manner. Greco’s certain portions of an otherwise lovely approach made the audience feel that they performance. Severe difficulties developed had been invited to a private rehearsal in the with the audibility of the music about halfway studio rather than an impersonal stage through the program. This problem obviously performance. disturbed Greco, who made repeated apolWhen the dancing began, however, it was ogies for the problem. clear that this was no rehearsal. The Fortunately, the technicians seemed able presentation was dramatic and concise. The to rectify the problem before the end of the dancer movements were smooth and show. Likewise, the lighting of the stage failed flawless, allowing the audience to relax and to enhance the dancers or their costumes. revel in Spanish splendour. Despite these few difficulties “Jose Greco The highlight of the show was the and Friends” must be termed a great success. magnificent costuming. Colorful regional interesting The blend of lecture, costumes accompanied the various dances of demonstration and performance created an the evening. Greco was the epitome of the exciting and interesting evening. UnDon Juan lover in his close fitting pants and fortunately, it was over much too quickly. I, high leather boots. Likewise, Miss Lorca for one, was left wishing for more! Harpist Osian Ellis displayed a mysterious elegance in her Julie Lynne Joyce
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This fun-loving selection of spaced-out swingers is the wildest thing to emerge from England’s shores in a long time. If you were a bopper in the early sixties and remember fab bands like The Honeycombs (they had a female singer and sang “Have I the Right”), The Easybeats, The Zombies, Tommy James and the Shondells, The Ronettes, and even early Beatles, then you’ll rev right along with the Revillos. Their music is right out ,of a Frankie Avalon/Annette Funicello flick, and every song reminds you of Candy, the wild and woolly blonde dancer who could move mountains with her incredible hips. The whole album is like going through a time warp. The player, or voice squad, as they refer to themselves on the back of this wild album jacket, starts with Fay Fife, who reminds you of an alien Kate from the B52’s, and daddy, when she says go, she means GO GO GO!! The Revettes (Babs and Cherie) are locogo-go and are labeled as back-up and gyration artistes. (Hey! I’m not making this up. It’s on the album sleeve:) The Revettes and Fay Fife sport bouffants that remind you of helmets. 7 But that’s nothing. You should see Eugene Reynolds, another member of the voice squad and by far the zaniest Revillo. He also wears a helmet hairdo but his has a huge dip in the middle. The jacket says “he’s quite a case. The rest of the gr’oup have to watch out for him.” * I believe it. The cat prances around in a yellow plastic jump suit with a big red “E” on his chest. He’s even got space boots with yellow fins on them. Rocky Rhythm (who does beat kit, which translated, means drums,.but you never know with a combo like this,) also wears a red space suit complete with silver cuffs and matching collar. least, is Kid Krupa, on electro-plectrotune. It is also rumoured he swings and zings with his also rumored he swings and zings with his twangy electric guitar, a great description of this album. There’s twang all over the album right from “Hungry for Love” to “Voodoo”, (a rocker)
and “Bobby Come Back To Me” (circa Leslie Gore if you can get my drift). It’s mean dance music. In fact, there’s not much you can do with Rev Up but’rev up on the dance floor. The Revillos make the English Beat look like Mickey Mouse. . (Pop trivia: The Revillos were first called the Sensible Rezillos and in 1977 released a single in Britain called “Can’t Stand My Baby”. They then disbanded and formed the Revillos, with great success.) The songs they sing are cool daddy-o. They even have a rendition of “Cool Jerk.” Remember that one? Fay Fife, who adorns
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chipmunk vocals that he’s cool. He’s SO cooool. He’s a walking, talking deep freeeeze. He’s a refrigerator, baby. They do the “Hippy-Hippy Sheik”, “Scuba “Voodoo”, “Rev Boy Bop “, “Rock-A-Boom”, “Juke Box Sound”, and many more. UP”, One ‘of the favorites is “Motorbike Beat”, which should be played loud to get everything your ears deserved. This little ditty was release4 in England and just revvved up those charts. The guitar licks are tin city, but it takes you back in time. They even have sotorbikes revving in the background. Each wild and crazy song on Rev Up is not more than three minutes long but with the type of sound these supercharged popsters are into, they can get away with it. Rev Up is nothing but sheer fun from start to finish. It’s a way out nostalgia trip into space, man. If. you’re the sort who’s into polished sound and long, involved licks, look elsewhere, but if you wanna shake, rattle and roll, get this disc, blast the sound and REVVVVVVVVVVVV UP!!!!! Coral Andrews
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He then introduced Jake the Ball as he tossed him around in the air accompanied by nervous squeeks (via Moleswoth ventriloquism), a tennis ball, and what Moleswoth thought was a green apple but was in fact a green pepper. He later found this out when he tried to eat it i disgust. Meanwhile Jake was getting airsick. “I’m gonna puke,” said Jake. “Shhhhhhh . . .” replied his creator. ’ And the show went on to comedian number two: Mark Halloran, impressionist. The audience wasn’t impressed with Halloran at first because his pace differed from .Molewoth’s and some of his routines were obscure and too short.
Halloran and his rubber face aid Richard Dreyfuss to an emotional tee. In/his routine he played Dreyfuss as Matt Hooper (his character in Jaws) who valiantly tries to warn everyone about the dangers of’shark-infested waters. Dreyfuss/Halloran ge s carried away beautifully until he finds out i i ‘s a chlorinated pool!!! Halloran know Dreyfu$s right down to his silly little laugh. Halloran also aped Martin Sheen as a man’s stomach, Robert Mitchum first thing in the morning, Michael Caine on a&d, Robert De Niro in his famous russian roulette scene from The Deer Hunter, and Jack Nicholson as a storyteller. This man of many moods and faces captivated the crowd with his rendition of a growly George C. Scott from Patton as a guidance counsellor, and Dustin Hoffman from The Graduate, as his troubled student.
But we sat corrected. Halloran, who has been across Canada with this act, won the audience with his nothing short of brilliant interpretation of the prime minister. “What’s happening? I haven’t figured it out yet. I was in my office, I stepped out to go to the washroom, and now I’m back in the office. I guess people are waiting for me to step out again,” said Halloran/Trudeau. The audience cheered as Halloran continued. “You know, sometimes I have to say to myself, ‘Pierre, you’re not as good as you think you are. You’re better.’ ”
Fantastic. Moleswoth then returned with some sentiments about his priceless Honda Civic and an entertaining babysitting gag, with Moleswoth supplying baby noises to sheer perfection. Moleswoth then introduced the piece de resistance, the guy who has been on ‘every
Canadian TV show except the Trouble with Tracy, Mr. Steve Brinder. He was a showstopper from the start! Brinder, is a history graduate and also Substitute teaches public and high school. Kids. It’s the source of his dynamite material, and he relates his daily classroom routines as he brings the house down. “You see this,” he begins, pacing the platform, “This is a piece of foolscap. Remember? It’s used for attendance. I send this out with 18 names on it. It comes back with 182. There’s Stu Gatts, an Italian boy; Hugo Slavia; a little Chinese boy, Chu Mee; his sister, Suck Mee; and then there’s the kid from Vietnam, Fuck You.” He talks about Theatre Arts. “Remember Theatre Arts? You could be anything you wanted. You see a group of kids in a-corner. Hi we’re a box of-raisins. (Brinder makes a prune face). You see a little girl. “I’m a weeping willow.” A little boy, “Hi baby. I’m a dog.” And Industrial Arts. “You don’t leave kids in the shellac room very long. You’re liable to come back and find a kid with a brush up his nose.” Brinder, who got his start from playing comedy and night clubs in Toronto, picks
One of Brinder’s funniest scenes is The First Drunk. He goes through everv inebriated step, and makes it easy70 identif; with. YOU go out, get absolutely tanked and have to face the parents. How do you face them? How do you get by the brother who sleeps in the same room? “Remember going to the bathroom in the dark? You get there, aim for the seat, but you don’t hear the water running. There’s no sound. You panic. Then you reaiize you’ve forgotten to unzip your pants.” He continues. “You find your bed. Ahhhhhhhh..... finally. Bed. But as you get there, the room starts to spin, so you lie on your stomach.” “You’ve been out drinking again, haven’t you?“, says the brother. “Why?” “Because you’re lying on top of me”, he yells, infuriated. He was sooooooo funny and obviously the audience’s favorite. This funny, funny afternoon was over too quickly, as 90 minutes flew by. Thanks to Yuk Yuks and three great comics, some people actually went back to class with a smile on their faces. Coral Andrews
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The favourites of the Intramural Basketball Tournament held last weekend, were UW’s own Buffalo Bills - a team that has been together for only about one term. Other teams participating in the 13th annual Renison College Tournament were Trent, McMastand three er, Western teams from Toronto (York, Osgoode and U of T. In the first game on Friday the Buffalo Bills were almost defeated by the Renison team. Down by about 15 points late in the first half the Renison Rats brought the game back to within 6 points at the half. With good rebounding both boards the Unison team went up by 2, with a 15 foot jump shotby Andy Wallace. The Rat’s momentum continued until they were up by 8 points early in the second half.
Then the Bills showed how capable they were. In the remaining 17 minutes the Bills dominated the boards, and by the end of h the game, won by a score of 78 to 52. High scorer -was Mike Visser of the Bills with 23 points. Renison’s points were spread out between four players with Ji’m Daunt leading with 10 points. Later that day U of T defeated York 70-57, McMaster swept Western 68-45, and Osgoode downed Trent 64-56. The next day Renison met York at 9:66am, and was defeated by a score of 67-60. High scorers were Pete Johnson of York with 20 points, and for Renison, University of Toronto. The Andrews with 19, and Dean Hillier with 15. Bills high scorer Visser In the afternoon the Bills couldn’t make the game came up to battle with the and therefore the score
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was expected to be close. However, it turned out to be a walkaway’ for the Bills, because of Mark
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game in this tournament with 27 points. In the championship the Bills game, met Osgoode of Toronto. The Bills were heavily favoured. During the beginning of the game the Bills played their type of ball - a fast running, rebounding game. But by half time, the rebounding stopped and Osgoode came back from being 15 points down to trailing by just 6 points. The momentum switched to Osgoode as the Bills’ high scorer of last game went into foul trouble just five minutes into the second half, This, however, just added more impetus to Osgoodes’ thrust and ‘by the end of the game Osgoode had beaten the Buffalo Bills by two points. When prizes were awarded, each of the players of the Osgoode team received a set of beer glasses and M.V.P. Peter Rizakos from Osgoode, received a brand new Wilson basketball. Trent won the consolation finals against York by a score of 65-57 to win beer mugs for the team players. Stephen Utter
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of video and pinball machines. The prize pinball machines indudeGorgar, Lost World, Xenon, Firepower, and a few machines’that combine some element of both types, such as Dracula In videos they have Asteroids (pdssibly , the biggest moneymaker), Space Invaders, Galaxians, Lunar Lander (probably. the lowest moneymaker), and others. It is hard to get to the videos, and almost as hard to get to the electronic pinball machines - some people are downright impolite about staying on the machines. The CC Board is certainly making money. This is not limited to the campus, either. An Asteriods machine in downtown Waterloo brings in approximately $500 a day is quarters (according to a co-operative bartender). Everybody knows the basis of pinball. A combination of lubk agd skill keeps the ball in play until you’ve made enough in points to have another game. The difference between modern and older-type machines lies in speed and complexit& There q doubledecker, compartmepted, and extra-size machines today. Their level of difficulty depends on hoti well they are engineered. Firepower, for example, is poorly designed; in order to get essential targets, you put your ball indanger of going “down the midae”-between the flip. pers. (Most machines are totally defenceless in this tiea.)
She has gorgeous Hue eyes; a deep, volupt,uous voice and a costume that cquld conquer the world any time it chose. I pay enormous sums to see her and in the end--though every now and then I am -The electronics games -given some hope of sucindustry has been around, cess-1 am turned away, in one form or another, for rejected for some other nearly half a dexitury. But it suitor. But I always come r is really only within the back for more. last ten yea& (when the / ’ Her name is Xenon. advances in electronics, I’m a st& pildt by\ trade. computer chips ,and microI’ve gone through more processors all “spintough landings, space batoffs” from the space proInquiries and appkcatidns should tl&, last-ditch defences gram and ancillary indusbe sent to Sylvia Hannigan, Imprint, against enemy ajiens and tries started getting CC 140, 3Jniversity of Waterloo. incoming missile attacks spread around, and bethan you’ve thrown away came cheaper and cheaper) ‘-Phone 885-1660. Details of job des‘meals in the village. I’ve that the industry has taken criptions will be published next spent my stint in the off. ’ imie.asteroid belt ahd dodged We’re seeing evolution in progress. First, the, primarily m‘echanical pinball machines; now the ‘electronic machines and coming along on the outside, the video-games. ’ the Mubic VOU And these have started appearing in a really adwant to hear! vanced form only within r the last two years. I love to think of the next step. The video games students! converted _to holograms? Pinball machines that use electro-magnetic fields rather Wednesdays than buinpers and flippers? Huggy’s,Variety Show (The start of this has happened - a machine called 130 - 10 “Black Knight” uses it.) But as for today. + Thanks, primarily, to the need for niore honey, the Campus Centre Games Room has gotten rid of the older machines and acquired some really excellent models, both
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Warriok in back to back thrillers - ’ ’ It was one of those games you dream about: the fans are in a frenzy because either team could win, the coach is chewing his nails on the bench, and the players are praying. And then, somehow, the home team beats the odds and pulls ahead making the fans go even wilder. Waterloo defeated the Guelph Gryphons, leaders of the OUAA Western division last Saturday with a score of 70-66, to wrap up their season with a 7-5 record, to the sound of ample cheers. Guelph started out strong but couldn’t stay on top of the Warriors. Tom Fugedi and Paul Van Oorschot beat them uder the Oorschot beat them under the boards and then Fugedi plowed through the Gryphon key to lead the Warriors in. Guelph slipped when they received a pair of technical fouls giving the Warriors-a four:point gift, but they recovered and pressed the Warriors hard throughout the first half so that they
#Athletes of the Week Alan
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Swimming Alan is one of those athletes that could fill a book with all his accomplishments in swimming. The Guelph, Ontario native is in his 2nd year at the University of Waterloo studying Economics. He actually started in 1978 but took the 1979-80 academic year off to train for a berth on the Olympic tw .of 1980. He is a former member of the Canadian National Swim
were three ahead (36-33) tern Mustangs in the quarter finals\Tuesday night. by halftime. The Warriors didn’t have For awhile the teams. Dave Burns with them-he seemed to run in shifts, one pulling ahead and the other was out sick-and his shots catching up, but early into would have been helpful. Coach Don McCrae said the second half it became Waterloo’s game. they were worried going The Warriors were in- into the game, “they were dominatable. They ran like the most nervous they’ve systematic been.” clockwork Once started, the Warand smooth. Snatched rebounds became flawless riors looked strong and in passes that. were fed to the first half they shot ahead of the Mustangs 22 Burns and Vance who fired to 9. But when Western them in. At this point, the frusbrought John McNeil to the trated Gryphons grew 1 floor the Mustangs’ point scrappy, trading turnovers count leaped and he stayed and fouls with Waterloo. hot all night. The last minutes grew Western went ahead eartense when Cal Kiel racked ly in the second half, up four fouls and Fugedi holding the Warriors down fouled out. Ne ertheless, for all but a few brief the game could i ave gone moments. As in earlier either way, until Guelph games, Waterloo had trouthrew the ball away at four ble under the boards and seconds to go with WaterWestern gained great adloo two points up. They vantage from their reextended the favour by bound play. However, in fouling Kiel whose two the final minutes of refree throws left the Wargulation play Waterloo ralriors with a four-point lied - and started wearing win. down Western’s lead. After that, it all came Western’s Hurd missed a down to beating the Wescouple of foul shots and at
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53-52 there was a chance that Waterloo could still pull it off. Western scored two more, made three by a free throw and then Fugedi tied it up on free throws with 46 seconds to go. Waterloo played tight to deny Western a shot and found themselves with five more minutes of overtime to
play * It was a tough five minutes but Western managed to get up on them and held on to edge the Warriors 67-65. “It was very disappointing,” admitted the coach but the season isn’t over just yet. The Warriors face no sudden death play until March 12 and before then
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they will be teeing up with the K-W Titans, Laurie:, and Estonia to keep themselves fresh. No need to worry: the Warriors have a bye into the CIAU championships. Till then, “we’ve got to continue to work on our game and improve,” said McCrae. Virginia Butler
metre Individual Medlay consistent curler, curling events. better than 80% in most all Currently, Alan holds one the games. While Jennifer of the top five C.I.A.U. times was curling in the vice in an amazing 8 events position, the team began to including the number one turn their team play into times for the 1500 metre + wins. In the final game this freestyle and the 100 metre weekend, Jennifer missed freestyle. With the C.I.A.U. one shot in 22. finals being held on March 5, Jennifer still has two 6 & 7 at the University of more years in which she Toronto, the University of can help continue the winWaterloo swimming Warning ways of the curling riors will be counting on program here at Waterloo. Alan to produce some very valuable points in their quest for another C.I.A.U. Championship. \
Jennifer
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Curling ’ Curling is the chosen sport of Jennifer _. .Coleman . : this week’s recipient ot Athlete of the Week. Jennifer is a 3B co-op Math (Computer Science) student playing in her 3rd year. While attending high school in Niagara Falls,
Team, a member of the Canadian World Student D Games team in 1979 and the Most Valuable Swimmer of the -1978-79 Warrior Swim Team. This past weekend at the O.U.A.A. Championships, Jennifer skipped her grade Alan not only took three 12 rink to an All Ontariogold medals but all of them title. in O.U.A.A. record time. He set the marks in the 200 Throughout her exhibition and-league play, Jenmetre Freestyle, the 400 nifer has been UW’s most metre Freestyle and the 200
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Seven must have been the UW synchro team’s lucky number at the OWIAA championships in Ottawa last weekend. The team itself placed seventh, as well as taking a seventh place finish overall in the meet: Queens won the event, with McMaster and Toronto placing second and third respectively. These were encouraging resu-lts for the young, developing Waterloo team as many of their competitors had national and even international synchro experience. Proud team members are: Nancy Cameron, Jane and Susan Fisher, Terry Flowers, Lianna Hallas, Carol Hutchinson, Carolyn Kirk and Debbie Tsuji. Susan Fisher swam very well to place third in novice figures out of a field of twenty-four. Carol Hutchinson also put in a good performance to capture -fourth in intermediate figures. Carolyn Kirk
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9:OO p.m. Winner 3 vs. Winner 4 Above two games - $5.00 tot al Saturday March 114 9:OO a.m. (Friday night’s losers) Determtnes 3rd.. .an Id 4tn porntons 1l:OO a.m. Consolation Flnal (Frtday atternoon’s 0
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