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12 number
friday
24 September
16 1971
Eye clinic-opens _ at lea I services t
Gord Moore, the chevron Miss OXtoberflesh smiles primly as U of W engineering tool in front of her. The winner is the one on the right.
student
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Engineers hold Surprise for oktoberflesh winner
A chamber of commerce special to the chevron by chevron reporters: J. Spube Moss and Cousin
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y the time you read this, what we are writing about will probably have taken its place in local history alongside such immortal legends as the St. Jacobs cattle auction and K-W’s annual government meat inspection. T he moist, nubile voluptuous young bodies of the fifteen well-endowed c ontestants, pert breasts jutting proudly forth, seemed to hold mute, breathless promise of a sexciting evening’s entertainment. We for two, were far from disappointed. AS we sit here now spent and exhausted, our resources depleted, our emotional fibres throbbing stilt from the intensity of the moments which we have .. been privileged .to witness, we find ‘ourselves in a sense reliving certain of highlights which have the program’s themselves a prominent al ready won j)lace in the burlesque halls of our memories.
Delightful The show proper opened appropriatety, if teasingly, with an original c 0 tn i c monologue delivered by prominent media personality, K-W’s own Bert Parks, beloved host of- Tiny Talent 1.ime. We were subsequently treated to an enchanting, if asinine, rendition of a mock-German folk dance, featuring the enticing contestants themselves.
pageant has been responsible for erection of at least two monuments North American manho’od.
Sick, twisted In our preliminary appraisal, formulated at this point, we tentatively placed our bets on three bewitching young fillies-Miss Ten-Pin ‘70, Miss tatons (last year’s Miss Farmer’s Market), Cltlc~ Miss Upstairs at the Kent. ( We beg the reader’s forgiveness at this j)oint but, being aware of the arrant futility of undue verbosity and grandiloquent and cumbersome phraseology, we wi l@l ignore the remaining preliminaries and get into the porn. How sweetly r-a_diant they were, these nymph-like, rosy-cheeked, bare-thighed damsels, resplendent in the glory of their blooming womanhood and budding sexuality. lovingly did their close-fitting caress each hillock and crevice exquisite forms, as they strode (coquettishly?) toward an imopenly-perspiring audience.
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Appalling rubbish
While ttie girls were changing (slipping into something more comfortable?) Bert presented the panel of judges, an eminently qualified group of area disc jockeys and mayors. Somewhat hoarsely Bert went on to introduce the girls, and we think it is fair to say that something more than just our aesthetic sensibilities were aroused as the dimpled lassies trooped onstage one by. one, bedecked in a breathtaking variety of stunning gowns provided by such fine local merchants as the Biba Boutique, Simpsons-Sears and La Petite Theatre.
How swimsuits of their boldly patient,
A new eye clinic has been opened at university health services for all students who require examination ‘and counselling. The clinical director of the downtown School of Optometry branch, Dr. Woodruff, and the head nurse at health services, Shirley Gutenberg,. explained its essentials. Dr. Andrews, the director of health services, was the first to suggest that an eye clinic be opened on campus. Up until that time students had been given special attention at a clinic in downtown W;$terloo which was also open to the public. This clinic will continue opwating, handling counselling, examinations and prescriptions. A convenient cent*e is necessary as perhaps 25 percent of the university’s students will, at some time, need eye care. It is hoped that the accessibility of the new location will encourage more students to seek help when they are aware of an eye ailment. Also, coordination of the eye clinic and the university’s reading program may now be
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All too soon the cuties undulated off the stage, only to be replaced by a newlytranquil Bert Parks, who was quick to employ his own special brand of trenchant political wit in admonishing the judges to be impartial in their selection of six finalists from the field of fifteen. The scintillating sounds of the five College-Tones ensued in a low-key musical i’ntdrlude, then the judges announced that the vote-count was in. We were granted one final peek at the six remaining contestants before the curtain went down for intermission. During the break the foyer was abuzz with the hushed, excited voices of a thousand eager flesh-buffs as they discussed the outcome. of the event, touting the prize-winning characteristics of their own favorite.
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The second act opened with dizzying displays of batonerie, accordion virtuosity, recitation, 5BX ballet and other talents of a similarly cultural nature, proving that the Miss K-W Oktoberflesh Contest is not, as has been claimed in some quarters, a tnere “tits and ass” show (though, not unnaturally, that element too plays a significant part in the judging). Probably the most demanding portion of the show was the question period, during which the girls were asked to respond extemporaneously to questions of intellectual and moral significance:-
l “Where
does Spanish rain mainly fall?” Trish “Cupcakes” Devine, Miss Bus Hostess 1970, quickly
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possible. Such co-operation would be valuable since reading problems may be a result of poor eye sight. The counselling and examination will be done by a senior optometry student who will have had four years oflztudy at the university and one year of internship. He will be able to consult more experienced personnel if necessary. Also, Dr. Woodruff and others, from the school of optometry will drop in periodically. If the examiner feels the patient needs further medical attention Dr. Andrews will be available for much ..of this., Prescriptions might not be handled here . If glasses are required the patient may be referred to the downtown clinic. Health Services have provided a place for the new clinic and appointments can be made through them for mondays, Wednesdays and fridays. The cost of these appointments and examinations wi1.l be covered by OHSIP. Dr. Woodruff and nurse Gutenberg both expressed the hope that this new service would be a true benefit for the university community.
responded, “Barcelona. Everybody knows that.” #‘Will you sit on my face?” l “How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?” .The questions were accompanied by a McLuhanesque ‘multimedia’ presentation featuring slides depicting the youthfu t temptresses in sundry alluring and provocative postures. Then came the hard part-ranking the contestants to determine who would be this year’s K-W Oktoberflesh Queen.
Sensational During the adjudicial deliberation, entertainment was provided to which, due to our mounting frenzy, we were unable to pay sufficient attention to warrant comment in this review. We therefore pass directly to the awarding of the much sought-after prizes. Glenda Poltz (remember the ‘Eat Schneider’s Meat’ commercial) was awarded the Miss Congenitality ‘71 title by her fellow contestants. The ‘Most Likely to Sexceed’ title went to someone whose name escapes us entirely, though her smile still lingers in our minds’ eye. At this point we’d like to digress slightly to commend the team of trained accountants, flown directly to the Humanities Theater in a sealed envelope, for their swift, accurate tallying of the judges’ votes. In moments the six finalists trod back on stage where Bert swiftly awarded the five kiss-off prizes to the runners-up. Then came the Big Moment. After the Big Moment a gallant band of engineers presented the slightly bewildered new Queen with the highly
coveted ‘Rigid Tool’ in recognition untamed animalism. Then everybody went home.
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Clean air Will cosf money PORT CARLING, ONT. KXJP)Canadians will be paying at least $250 each in three years time for the privlege of breathing a little cleaner air.
Vending profits
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Mike Fenton, chairman of the environmental studies society, has written a letter to food services director Bob Mudie asking that a portion of the profits from the vending machines in the environmental studies area be turned over to the society. The federation
has been lobbying for years to get vending machine profits turned back to the students. In the villages the profits are directed back into the village budget and in the Physed building the machines are totally administered by the athletic department. Mudie has not yet responded to Fentons letter.
Upcoming
on campus
movies
The federation of students is running a weekly movie series this term with two and three good quality movies being offered at reasonable prices. Upcoming movies until Homecoming, include Myra Breckinridge, Joe and Getting Straight. Prices will be no more than a quarter per movie for federation members. The series is being shown in the arts lecture theatres.
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addition there would be costs of $20 to $25 a year to maintain such devices. He also said that the cost of control of pollution from stationary sources such as industrial plants would amount to $59&million over the next five years. The cost of all this clean air will be born by The general public through increased prices. The annual cost of maintaining and operating such control devices will be between three and 50 per cent of the initial cost. “It would appear that with the positive approach it may cost a
- The fact that aamore habitable environment is not going to come cheaply was reinforced monday, September 13 in a speech by a Queen’s university professor to the Ontario section of the air pollution control association. James Courtright told delegates that exhaust emission-control devices would alone increase the price of cars by $250 by 1975. In
The federation is starting another film series next weekend for free in the campus center. It will include many old comedies, westerns and action flicks. A third movie series will be run every monday night in the campus center by the campus center board. This series will include ten artsv-intellectual films.
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Conrad Grebel college council seems to be generating a great deal of interest with 28 people contesting the four council seats. The presidential election is being held today with Bob Charles, Bruce McKay and Blair Taylor
Quicksilver
vying for the leadership role. Nominations are still open for the council seats and will remain open until this monday at 5: 00 pm. The council elections will be held tuesday. There \ are about 110 students in Conrad Grebel college.
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“As it stands right now it looks like there will be a concert on november 12 with Quicksilver Messenger Service” stated Rick Page, federation of students president. “We were negotiating with Leon I Russel and that fell
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Anyone interested in the New Democratic Youth please phone 742Q848. Jewish students be our guests at High Holiday services. Temple Shalom, 350 King street west, Kitchener. 578-5717. writing Grapho-analysis (hand analysis) taught. Elementary course only, 8 lessons. For further information call 745-9050 between 5 and 7.
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The federation is also working with Jack Brown, secretary of the board of governors, to establish a permaently licenced area on campus for students. The faculty club presently has a permanent licence, and had to request a seperate licence each day for the first while of operation until the permanent licence was granted. “Word on the federation’s submissions should be in some time next week”, stated federation vice president Carl Sulliman.
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This week on campus is a free column for the announcement of meetings, special seminars or speakers, social events and other happenings on campus-student, faculty or staff. See the chevron secretary or call extension 3443. Deadlibe is tuesday afternoons by 3 p.m. -
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The Kitchener public library at were taken in Nigeria where Inglis 85 Queen street north will present a lived for two years. The official one man photographic exhibition opening will be friday October 15 by John Inglis in their gallery from from 5 : 00 pm to 9 : 30 pm. RefreshOctober 8 to 12. The photographs ments will be served.
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through so we put in an offer for Quicksilver. We’ll know for sure some time today (friday),” Page added. Quicksilver is a rock and roll band from California and has never played a concert before in Canada. -
Almost a year ago, the liquor licence board of Ontario decided that the university of Waterloo was to have three sale bars on campus per week, only. At the time, the university was averaging 8 sale bars a week. To get more than the three pubs for major weekends like orientation and homecoming, the federation has had to write special letters of explanation stating why extra licences should be granted. With the drinking age being lowered, Rick Page, federation president, is submitting a request for three additional pubs per week. In addition a seperate submission is going in from the federation
Classified irds ate accepted between 9 and 5 in the chevron office. See Chatlorte. Raf’es ate 50 cents for the first fifteen words and five cents each pet extra word. Deadline is tuesday afternoons by 3 p.m.
‘If you believe in a revolutionary transformation of society and communalism contact like minded people write Community for the Humanist Revolution, P.O. 453, Waterloo, Ontario.
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The swimming pool is, at long last open for use after a series of Free seemingly endless repairs.
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little more,” Courtright said, “but it will enhance the quality of life particularly in our cities where the majority wish to live.” Delegates to the twoday &nference also heard appeals from several industries including oil and steel companies for public understanding, governmental ’ indulgence and lots of time while they install pollution control equipment. Industry spokesmen were quoted as saying : “Pollution control takes time and if the public wants to clean up the environment they’ll just have to realize that it’s going to take time and it’ll cost money.”
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WEDNESDAY
All those interested in cheerleading both males and females, please attend practices. No previous experience required-attitude most important. All welcome. 4:30 pm Combatives room, Phys Ed. bldg.
Faith Missionary Church, 110 Fergus avenue invites you to their services. Sunday; 11 am and 7 pm services. Mondays youth- .ime 7:30 pm. A bus will call at th campus center each sunday at 9: 1 i am.
First French Club meeting. 7 pm Hum 161 Grad Lounge.
Pub with Appleton Century. Admission: 50 cents Eng. Sot members; $1 for others. 8:30 pm Festival room, food services.
TUESDAY
Duplicate Bridge, Swiss teams. Entry fee $2 per team. All bridge players welcome. 7 pm SS lounge.
All those interested in cheerleading; both males and females, please attend practices. No previous experience required; attitude most important. All welcome. 4:30 pm Combatives room, Fbys. Ed. Bldg.
Toronto Express bus leaves IsIington subway station at 9 pm for the campus center. Sponsored by federation of students.
All those interested in cheerleading; both males and females, please attend practices. No previous experience required; attitude most important. All welcome. 4:30 pm Combatives room, Phys. Ed. Bldg.
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Flying club ground school. All welcome. 7-10. pm MC3007.
Toronto Express bus leaves from campus center for lslington subway station. 1: 30 and 4: 30 pm. Sponsored by Federation of Students.
Waterloo Christian Fellowship invites you to join us for supper. Special speakers and just plain people getting together in Jesus. 5 pm CC113.
All those interested in cheerleading; both males and females, please attend practices. No previous experience required; attitude most important. All welcome. 4:30 pm Combatives room, Phys. Ed. Bldg.
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MONDAY
Orientation Party. Organized by International ’ Students Assoc. and Carribean Students Assoc. Pub dance with “The Sunbeams” ISA members 50 cents; others $1. 8:30 pm Food services.
Ontario, landlords and superintendants must allow canvassers for political parties into apartment buildings to disseminate pamphlets and information. Charges may be laid against anyone obstructing this activity.
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by Deanna Kaufman the chevron
Stephen Lewis, Ontario NDP leader, made quick work of three supposed antagonists at the Waterloo KC’s hall tuesday night. One panel member actually asked, “Mr. Lewis, are you a qharlatan?” If you were given lines like that by politica! enemies, you’d stand a good chance of getting elected premier, too.
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CALGARY (CUP) - The university of Calgary * board of governors voted tuesday september 14 to freeze the budget of thp institution. The budget freeze is on the “hiring of both academic and support staff” - and is to be “implemented immediately.” On the suggestion of vicepresident for business and finance, Harvey Bliss, the board of governors passed the motion with onlv one dissenting vote. The motion also includes expenditures on supplies and materials in the 1971-72 budget. These will be Cut back as much as possible.
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bring budget Due to underenrollment the U of C has found itself committed to expenditures which tiay exceed its known resources. The projected enrollment figure was 10,600 but at present there are only about 8500 confirmed registrations. Officials disclosed to the press that enrollment would amount to at least 9000, but informed sources say this is a gross exaggerationof information. University financing is dependent on prbvincial grants in- the form of enrollment units per student registered; stud&t tuitions pay only a portion of the cost. This year’s enrollment will be below last year’s figure of about 9800.
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If the first theatrical production love. (The rose is Williams’ symbo is any indication, drama this year for love.) You are cut, she says tc will be of little but billboard in- the flower, and you will die. terest. The ads will demonstrate tc A cut flower is suggestive our sensitivity to the big names in Miriam of conventional values drama, and the performances will When she reviles Leonard, the demonstrate our insensitivity to pretentious art-dealer, she is at the drama. For the sake of tacking these conventions for he: orientation someone lighter than disappointment at not receiving Tennessee Williams ought to have something which would soothe he] been chqsen. despair and self-hate. In the sami For those who are interested, In way she mocks her husband ant the Bar of a Tokyo Hotel is a play expressing William’s belief in a the Japanese barman. Of the three man’s pitiable ineffectiveness in men only the Japanese is able tc parry her remarks withou deciding his own fate. Miriam’s Hi? success in thi! lustfulness is frustrated, she irritation. respect (Williams was impressec thinks, by her sickly artist attitude of ac husband, Mark? yet she hates by the oriental where this same lustfulness takes ceptance towards one’s fate, her. She scorns Mark for his ar- sufigests a solution to Miriam’: tistic intensity because her typ6 of dilemma, a solution whick vitality, as she calls it? drags her is not ,Mark’s terror or Leonard’: along into a frenetic, superficial p r e f, c 8 c e s . Unfortunately existence. When she insists that Mirizm’s ‘circle of light’ may bc loo n> rrow for her to learn this. the barman remove the rose from her table she is expressing, by Lynn Bowers the chevron symbolically, her disgust with
freeze
Previous decisions on grad student and faculty salaries and new appointments will likely be scrutinized as well. University of Calgary was one of the few universities in the country which continued to hire new faculty in spite of this year’s tight money situation.
Ontario NDP. leadef 6p$ph Lewis wooed a l*akg@ $i’rtisan crowd w$h witticisms and smooth replies at a Wate,:rloo i;&%61? ‘of ;“Under Attack”’ tuksday%$$E:’ Lewis faced ‘a ’ libeiial’ %nd progressive cofiier.vative pine1 in the hour and a half meeting at the Knights of Cohimbus hpll ‘in Waterloo, but scored all the points using their questions to explain his policies to the appreciative audience crowded into the room. “Are you a charlatan, Mr. Lewis, making promises that can’t be delivered? ” demanded Toivo Miljan, chairman of the political science department of Waterloo Lutheran university and a progressive conservative. “One thing I’m very proud of,” Lewis replied. “The NDP is not going to. make promises where we don’t cost it and don’t indicate where the money is coming from. “For example, we say we will create jobs by spending $75 million for emergency employment to create 7,500 jobs in housing, environmental controls and services for people such as recreation and day care.” He said the NDP will revoke the tax rebate the conservative government gave to corporations that was supposed to stimulate the economy, but which did not create jobs. Pursuing & question, Miljan wanted to know what untapped resources for revenue Lewis would use which gave the candidate the opportunity to enumerate some of the expected income. Lewis estimated that On&is would receive $%I0 milli~~ a fear after the first four years from a capital gains tax. Ne said he would raise the tax on mrporation incomes by one per cent which would bring in an ‘additional w to 40 million a year. ’ Panel member Al Schendel, president of Schendel Stationery Ltd. in Waterloo, and a member of
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$‘eB~~~~,~own “Rick Page sits in a pub and all his cohorts are around him.. ..the pubs are the craps.” This was one engineer’s response when asked in a radio Waterloo survery for his reaction to orientation and the federation of students. Randomly selected students in village 1 were asked for their reactions to orientation whether they thought the federation was doing a good job and if they intended to support the federation of students in the referendum coming up in february. At that time the students will register their approval or disapproval of the compulsory student federation fee. General reaction to orientation seemed divided between mildly enthusiastic and angry condemnation. Perhaps the biggest problem seen by the students is their own confusion as to what the federation actually does and they seem to want more information. There was general approval for the federation’s provision of social activities. But there seemed to be room for improvement I Several students wanted the federation to develop “spirit” in the student body for its activities such as orientation. One student said that this is one reason for his support of the engineering society. He said that
federation . survey
he knjoyed the feeling ot working together for something. A science student also felt that his society was more responsive to his real needs. Many of the students felt remote from the federation and did not see it as t,he legitimate representative of the student body. One student said “The federation should cater to my interests and the majority’s interests.” He did not see that the federations attempts to get students on administrative boards was consistent with this. One student criticized the federation meetings. He had heard that students who attended in an attempt to understand what was happening were picked on, and asked why they attended the meetings. He considered the “open meeting”’ concept a farce. One student said that the students generally are gpathetic to the federation, If february’s referendum is defeated it is unlikely that students will support the federation voluntarily. Another pointed out that the p& turnouts at voting time is indicative of most students’ lack of interest in the federation. One second year student was not cert.ain who the federation president is. One student concluded “All YOU see of the federation is Rick Page. It strikes me he walks around like a demagogue and it seems like all the events are set up for him.” friday
the Liberals questioned Lewis about foreign-controlled unions .&q&$ caqva@ &. a &&j&$ of ? unions. ” %I&uifS-!e%@$ned that the- money the ~DEVe&~~ed from unions was .atithsriied-‘by vote of the local membership and ,that if a member did not,agree Tith, the .majority he co$d @I’ dpt b;yt of the scheme. He- sardotiically cornpaled the union method with shar&holders in a corporation meeting together to vote on ‘whether a company should donate] money to the conservati+es. James McGibbon, Waterloo attorney and conservative member, was also worried about how the NDP would finance its program. “I failed apparently to reach you before, but I don’t mind discussing it,” Lewis said. “In one of those weird coincidences in provincial politics, on the day William Davis announced’ the election, he also announced a reduction in medical care costs. Davis didn’t tell where the money would come from, but the NDP has.” Ontario has the mos# expensive health care in Canada ‘because of the reliance on hospital care which costs an average of $72 a day for ward care, Lewis said. He suggested the establishment of community clinics emphasizing preventive medicine which is now used in Saskatchewan, New York and California. Miljan accused Lewis of beingnothing more than a “young, dynamic Bill Davis”. “People have been sued for less than that,”
Lewis
quipped.
‘Vhere is your Donald MacDonaldism that kept the NDP out of power, but made it a real alternative ? You are power hungry, Mr. Lewis,” Miljan accused. “Is there room for three parties of the center in Ontario?” “Th& NDP stands for a different kind of society. .You may think it only a difference of degree1 think it is a difference in kind,” Lewis said. The NDP if in power would bring about full employment, a guaranteed annual income and would take Into to court for pollution, he said. The largely amiable questioning; by the panel was concluded by, McGibbon attacking the NDP stand on strikebreaking which afforded Lewis a chance to put forth the NDP line on banning strikebreaking during a legal strike. “Workers in a plant have the right to bargain or at least be informed of technological change, pollution control as well as fringe benefits and wages. After all it is their productivity that brings the company profit and it is their jobs threatened by change,” he added. Questions from the audience were largely sympathetic. Lewis explained that the NDP was for extending aid to Roman Catholic schooIs but not beyond the present Catholic and public systems. He also read the NDP policy on abortion and birth control in response to a question on abortion. The policy states that women sliould have the right to control their own bodies and supports taking abortion from the federal criminal code. Lewis also said he was alarmed about the american take-over of Canadian universities, but that he would worry about imposing quotas. He said he thought that most departments and universities would hire .canadian candidates first if asked to by government without a law being passed.
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L& of august 24, he said, there Ottawa (CUP >- Solicitor-general Jean Pierre Goyer has announced were “only six” juvenile informants reporting to the RCMP that the RCMP will no longer pay “juvenile” informers. an’d “receiving payments for inIn a lengthy statement to’ the formation on a casual basis”. He house of commons September 17, gave no information as to the he dealt with both the RCMP policy number of unpaid informants, nor any guarantee that young people of using juvenile informers and charges made by Robert Eadie over the age of 18 would not be paid the to inform on their peers. Outside (21) former informant for RCMP. the house, Goyer defended the continuing use of informers. The statement was almost He expressed his distaste in completely composed of information supplied by RCMP . having to reply to Eadie’s “serious allegations” but did not say why. commissioner W .L. Higgitt. It Eadie had charged that he had absolved the federal police force been forced by the RCMP to be an from any “impropriety” in either informer on drug use and traf-the Eadie case or, by implication, ficking in Cornwall, Ontario. He in the matter -of “juvenile insaid the RCMP had threatened to formers”. plant drugs onhim and bust him on A juvenile, in Goyer’s terms, is drug charges if he did not someone under 17 or 18 years of cooperate. age. In the statement to the house, On the basis of the RCMP inhe said that juveniles who provide formation, Goyer denied all the the RCMP with information will no accusations. He pointed out as well longer be paid under any cirthat Eadie’s father approved of his cumstances. son’s being an informer, one of the “I am sure that members of the conditions in the RCMP policy on house will agree that the practice informers. of paying juveniles for information given by them to the police is repugnant,” Goyer said. He did not say why the practice was not to him or to the “repugnant” RCMP before Eadie’s damaging disclosures.
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Eadie had also. claimed that the RCMP refused to protect him, when as a result of his informing activities he was attacked and beaten up* Goyer said the police report of a visit to the Eadie home to investigate the “alleged beating” noted only “a small cut on his upper lip” and “no apparent damage’ to his teeth”. The elder Eadie later said there was more serious damage. He said his son’s mouth was swollen, his teeth ere loosened, and that he had received a welt across the back. Goyer concluded his report to the commons with a commendation of the RCMP’s investigation of its own activities and called Eadie’s charges “untrue and malicious”. Opposition members for an investigation.
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“There’s no way we could have approved,” Eadie’s father later told the press. “As soon as we found out what he was doing, we told him to stay out of it.”
(CUP)Several Montreal commercial newspapers here reacted strongly against the publication of the 1971 edition of the McGill student handbook. “It’s a crime.” charged the editorial of the Sunday Express, the paper which first made the handbook a cause celebre. “What does the Montreal police department plan to do about it?” president Student society Richard Pomerantz reacted with to the paper’s “sheer anger” allegations, calling the handbook “the best bloody book anybody has put out.” The. book contains sections on drug, abortion, venereal disease and legal information. It also has what editors Nigel Gibson and Ze’ev Ionis call a “semi-satirical” article on the growing of marijuana.
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The Sunday Express which is owned by the Good Earth Corporation, recognizes that “there’s _ not much we can do about it (the handbook)” but it was apparently willing to give it the old college try, suggesting that the police “crack down, not only on the idiots who put together the manual . . .but on lf.hoever is responsible for letting the publication into print.” The banner of the September 12 edition of the Sunday Express revealed, in large, black, horrified type: “New McGill course? Replace three R’s with pot, sex.” The article dealt in depth with the handbook’s section on drugs, abortions and demonstrations, implying that the handbook was written exclusively to promote destruction among youth. The Sunday Express summed up: “What it amounts to is an admission that someone in or on .the fringe of Canada’s most respected university is catering to criminals. ” Following
the lead of the Sunday Montreal Gazette and the Montreal Star also printed articles dealing with the handbook. The articles both included interviews with Pomerantz.
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“This is just another case of the commercial press deliberately confusing and exaggerating the issues to sell papers. The facts tot,ally contradict the reports.” said Ze ‘ev Ionis. . The situation is similar to the storm of protest lodged in the Toron to dailies following the publication of the University of Toronto student handbook.
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(Don’t forget that the bosses have been trying for some time to in campus center regain unilateral control of the Wednesday morning saw six of building). us in Waterloo courthouse watNow I and some others distinctly ching Leo Johnston Jr. stand trial heard Burt say that this memo for trespassing on the university’s posed no threat to the structures campus center building. and activities of the campus Since last spring the kampus center ; we were emphatically kops have developed the nasty assured that the language of the habit of searching all the rooms of memo referred only to organized the campus center at night biker gangs like satans choice etc. disturbing all the at night But now we undeniably see what disturbing all the inhabitants and they said we shouldn’t worry demanding an identification about, that the administration has showing. cleared the building of non-student cutting the Failure to produce a U of W types, significantly population and activities. student card results in eviction from the university premises. Now the real problem is that the kk has totally ignored the campus “Offenders” are given several such ‘warnings and evictions’ and center board and its deputies the about the third time round are turnkeys. The administration is a formally charged. part to the campus center board The kampus kops position is that agreement which says that policy the campus center is a closed and internal dynamics of the building restricted ‘to members center are controlled by the only’. They ignore all such campus board, it’s chairman and questions as who paid for the the turnkeys. We all object to the bloody building and why can’t the kk’s approach. community kids use it? We feel Now by what authority are the that an elitest and selfish attitude kker’s acting? Do the police also like the kk evince is inexcusable; make their own rules? At best the and sometimes the insolence and limits of authority are undefined, disrespect of the officers and at worst the kker’s are way out of frustrating deception of their line. leaders borders on pigishness. When confronted with these Anyways the trouble all started a way back last winter when the problems this morning the judge recognized the stalemate. Choice and Henchmen were The problem, whoever is right or playing heavy in the campus center. We had a bit of violence wrong, is an internal U of W hassle. and the turnkeys, being peace If the kk is going to drag all these freaks were forced to rely on. kids into criminal court they must uniformed security guards. Since produce evidence that they acted securities crackdown the greasers with proper authority. To me it was a clear cut case of - police have left, but we are, still stuck listening to the wrong people and with the cops. The deal was neatly clinched by acting out of line. the administration with a memo To the judge it was enough of a from president Matthews giving problem to dismiss the case. Romenco and his boys full power The people now have a chance in to kick out “non student gangs”. the campus center. They will be
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Uniwaf sfudenfs invifed to investigate courses A number of student investigations into issues of concern * are being undertaken this term, some of which may be studied for credit in Inter-Faculty Studies 201: student-initiated workshops on tech.nological and social problems. Members of the university community are invited to assist in the planning and execufion of the studies. Anyone wishing to participate in or to obtain more information on any proposed investigation may call the contact person listed beside each project. Feasibility of recycling waste computer paper, cards, and other paper products within the university. Bob Huehn 742-6756.
Some aspects of nursing homes in the K-W area. Vicky Aitken 57% 6056.
Influence of environmental questions on the provincial election Sean Casey
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Scientology’s claim to academic respectability . Keith Thompson 173 Clayfield.
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The ecopolitics CORNERS, N.M. (LN‘* S>-Smog produced a couple of major catastrophes in 1947 and again in 1952, when large numbers of persons died during intense periods of pollution. Reports of the “London killer fog” and the Donora (Pa.) disaster filtered into the public consciousness. By the early 1960’s a frightened Los Angeles had put severe restrictions on sources of pollution. Coalburning power plants, for example, had been virtually outlawed by rigid regulations preventing discharge of smoke particles or sulphur gas. Consumption of energy has continued rising steeply, doubling every ten years. (Population and per-capita power consumption has grown throughout the southwest. 1 Southern California Edison-a giant utility selling some $720 million worth of electricity each year (and spending over $1.1 million on a “total-electric” advertising promotion program 1 has had to look for new places to make power. In 1964, 23 electric utilities from seven western states-under prodding from Southern California Edison-formed a gigantic consortium to plan strategy for making power. Calling themselves the Western Energy Supply and Transmission Association, WEST Associates planned out the exploitation of a major untapped &ergy resource-the huge, -iowgrade coal stores of New Mexico and Arizona D Southern California Edison had already persuaded one utility-Arizona Public Service Companythat the coal could be exploited. Together with the Utah Mining and Construction Company, they designed oversized equipment for massive strip-mining, then went to the Navajo Indians. Utah Mining leased 24,500 acres of coal-rights, promising to pay the Navajos 15 cents per ton royalty. A normal U.S. royalty might run to $2.00 per ton. This gave Arizona public service the cheapest source of coal in the United States. Arizona Public Service Company knew they might have some trouble if word got around what they were doing. So they located their plant not in Arizona but in New Mexico instead. Since the plant wasn’t in Arizona they didn’t have to ask their own state utility commission for permission to build the plant. Since they didn’t actually sell any electricity in New Mexico, they didn’t have to ask New Mexico authorities either. They just set up shop unannounced late 1963 had units 1 and 2 of .i<-<heand by Four Corners plant belching &w,ay like an old time locomotive. By f9 Unit 3 went into operation and thc ’ ,Four corners plant began sending its full 575 megawatts to Phoenix. FOUR
The skies darkened The sky over Four Corners darkened. The plants air pollution control equipment never worked. It was designed for low efficiency to begin with, but even that proved impossible. The coal they were burning contained 20.42 per cent ash and it gave off an extremely corrosive flue-gas that kept eating up the metal pollution control plates. Looking up at all the smoke and learning that it was eating up metal plates, one or two citizens nearby began to wonder whether it might do something to their lungs, too. Arizona Public Service came up with an answer. They hired a chemist to analyze the -coal. He
of electrical reported that the only potentially dangerous element in the coal was silica (quartz). He said the coal was only 5 per cent silica and that it wasn’t likely to present a health hazard. William Reilly, president of Arizona Public Service, spread that “scientific” story everywhere. “Absolutely no health hazard,” he said. Back in those days nobody knew much about pollutants either, so for a time Reilly’s story held up. Theri one- day in 1966 a Los Alamos engineer, Dr. Joseph Devaney,. happened to fly over the Four Corners plant in his Cessna 182. When he looked down he couldn’t believe his eyes. A thick plume of smoke wafted a hundred miles or more, obscuring scenic splendors across four states, washing the colors out of monument valley and Mesa Verde, destroying the deep blue of the big sky. Devaney started taking photographs and showing them to friends, giving talks around the state to anyone who would listen. An Albuquerque television station took an interest and sent a cameraman up to take a look. KGC8lWI”V began a series of programs, pro and con, on Four Corners. After the secmd short show, Kennecott Copper called KGGM and the programs stopped. For a long time no one could figure out why*
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Sulpher not alone The sulphur dioxide won’t come alone, however. It will come in combination with a fantastic quantity of smoke particles, plu tons of nitrogen oxides. Emitted as nitric o%ti 41180f, ihis substance chemi&ly converts . into the moie dangww nitiogen dioxide .(N02), #An annual average & O&Q5 ppm causes observable heal&h &feet8 in humans, rNO2 penetrates deep into tha human lung even more easily than : SO2 because &he former is leas soluble. The California resource agency has pro jet ted California 3 energy requirements through 1990, predicting energy use at an amazing 90,000 megawatts of electricity . This would require creation of 45 power plants the size of the present s-unit Four Corners plant. The five i additional plants building n,ow will provide 14,700 megawatts, and WEST Associates have said they eventually plan to pro&ce an additional 21,%1f1mmwatb’ (3 t& 6 plants) by 1985. The price to be paid by the Southwest desert cousrtry will be high indeed. The desert i&U may die and with it, of course, all the people.
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suggest that Mr. Lewis is a charlatan. Lewis, There was something sleazy and dishonest clobbers him. Qne suspects, I)redictably, about last tuesday’s filming of Stephen Lewis “II nder Attack”. however, that a first year phys-ed student, with a The reality was an NDP election meeting put on commitment to the political philoso’phy of Pierre Trudeau, could do the same thing. film for local distribution over cable: the illusion, is simply inaudible. Lawyer ,lini ’ McCibbon fostered by pamphlets, and the format of the Lewis continues to make‘ campaign speeches. show, was that Stephen Lewis, leader of the Ontario NDP, would be subjected to the kind of Much clapping. 9:OO The questioning moves to the audience. tough and fair questioning that is fi-equently a Dead and or quiet microphones. Stephen booms feature of the real “Under Attack”. through with campaign message. One of the Perhaps the first solid clue that electioneering, “questioners” leaves the microphone clapping at rather than open debate, was in the offing came with the observation that the “confrontation” was the answer he has been given. You almost expect of not’ taking place on campus;the usual place for to see tears in his eyes. Such is the power conversion. the& shows. but rather at Columbus Hall. And all the time these silly little cameras grind Well, O.K., you lay, so someone decided to do on, as is something significant to the voters of an 3mitatiqn of “Under Attack”. And community Ontario were going on. television is the groovy of grovies. But the Only, of course, nothing is going on. Simply a of ‘all this was ruined by the meeting of the party faithful designed to look like handling of the event by the NDPers who staged a fair test of NDP policy. And the community the- whole farce. Consider the evidence: television people, headed by Henry Crappo (pure 8 p.m. Stephen Lewis enters the Hall. Cries of mat\l)- get a chance to play at being relevant, Exaggerated clapping. We stay “Stand up!“. professional, and big time. seated, awaiting proof of the man’s ability and The shame of it all is that NDP policy is, in this determination to lead us out of economic and reviewer’s opinion, not at all bad. Stephen Lewis, spiritual chaos. tor all his cringing before the subjects of the Ned Kelleher, a CKCO 8:0.5 The announcer, “International” unions,. and the simple stalwart, ‘delivers ‘some pretty awful gags. 500 nationalization of foreign subsidiaries, people suffer through. monopolies, and extractive industries, is a pretty 8: IO An incredibly inept panel “confronts good debater, with a platform far superior to the Lewis. The best of the lot is Al Schendei, a othe! parties. businessman, whose questions can be heard, and It is indicative of the degree to which NDP nOlo makes ct certain amount of sense from the organizers were playing it safe that no-one to the “things as they are” point of view. Lewis befriends left of Stephen Lewis (yes, sir madam, it is possible and molifies him by claiming to be the friend of to be to the left of Stephen L.ewis) was invited. the small Canadian busin&ssman. George Haggar (political scientist at the university is only one of those that might have We witness a thoroughly awful performance by of Waterloo) of well-wishers, chairman of political science at given Stephen, and his entourage Toivo Miljan, rougher ride. ,Waterloo Lutheran. His idea of an attack is to a somewhat
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Every qualified voter in Ontario for voting has a “residence” purposes as defined in the Election Act as his true fixed permanent home or lodging place to which, whenever he is absent, he has the intention of returning, subject to certain rules. The two rules applicable to this case aye: 1) The place where a person’s family lives is deemed to be his residence unless he takes up or continues his residence at some other place with the intention of remaining there, in which case he would be deemed to be resident in such other place, and 2) The place where a single person occupies a room or part of a room as a regular lodger or to which he habitually returns, not having any other permanent lodging place, shall be deemed to be his “residence”. The effect of the foregoing can be best illustrated by examples : a > In the case of a married voter, it is comparatively simple. Such voter’s residence for voting purposes is where the spouse and children, if any, reside’ unless such voter has abandoned his family. b) The case of a single voter who has no parental home and is entirely on his own is also quite simple. His “residence” for voting purposes is where he resides at the time of the election. c) It is in the case of the single voter who has a parental home where some difficulty arises. I think it is fair to state-that in such cases it depends largely on the intention of the voter, but such intentions may be surmised from the voter’s actions and pattern of life.* i) The voter who normally returns to his parental home most weekends and holidays and who still depends on that home for certain personal services such as laundry etc. would seem to be still resident in that home for voting purposes.
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The Order of Things by Michel Foucault Tavistock Books
Among the flurry of translations of the fruit of modern French thought, one of the most interesting, yet frustrating pieces is the Order of Things, by Michel Foucault. A contribution to The World of Man series, edited by R. D. Laing, the scope of the book renders it a commentary on the whole of that world as reflected in thought. A cliche has it that grad students, when asked about the topic of their thesis, reply that they are engaged in writing a summary of ‘all previous thought’; Foucault attempts just this effort under the rubric of ‘an archaeology of the human sciences. ’ Insofar as Foucault employs the methods of archaeology, the results are overwhelmingly fruitful; beginning with knowledge as it existed prior to the 17th century, he meticulously charts its boundaries by a creative exploration of the possibilities and qualities of the tools that were used to create it, in much the same way as an archaeologist might approach the scattered remnants of a once-proud civilization. This effort suggests that a recreation of the uses of the tools, will tell us, indirectly, about the men who used them. The great bodies of learning of that time-general grammar, the analysis of wealth, and natural history-are explored against their genesis by a dissecti of their internal components and of the structure and interrelations of the language which was the formal statement of the insights produced, and which remains the only path which can link us to that era.
Analysis of language It should be stressed that Foucault is not giving us an encyclopedia of individual discoveries within the various branches of knowledge; he is rather attempting to elicit the common character, the theme which traversed all of the disciplines without regard to their particular differences, in essence the form which all knowledge- took and which existed both to facilitate the progress of knowledge and served to delimit the’ depths to which it might have access. The analysis of language is quite convincing; by tracing the functions of nouns and verbs, their tenses and positions in the language structure, Foucault manages to, show that the laws which governed how a word might be used to represent an object were fundamentally different from those under which we operate today. Prior to the modern era a word could never be its object, could not coincide with that which it was attempting to portray; descriptions were not used to try to perfectly capture the object-they functioned, compendium-like, to surround their object or circumstance, in whirl pool fashion noting qualities, tendencies, oddities, etc. The result was a tabular type of understanding which left its objects multifaceted and sought only to place them within tables which outlined those possessing similar qualities. Having elucidated the parameters of thought prior to 1700, Foucault begins a commentary on that of the modern era; the remainder of the book is primarily concerned to show the transitions and mutations of the tools of thought from
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Double abstraction Foucault’s commentary is an historical tract through necessity-its province is within the element of time, with the transformations and changes that time has sundered within knowledge; yet time never appears in the form in which we comprehend or live it, never concretely, as through the displacement and ordering of events within our lives. This is certainly a result of the way in which Foucault applies his archaeological principles-the stance he has assumed in writing the text place him outside all history; from this vantage point it becomes unnecessary for him to relate his examples to concrete events, either as they occurred for men in the 16th century, or for us as living beings in the present. Thus his book is a double abstraction, an abstraction about the collection of abstractions which men have used to characterize the world which confronts them.
Obscurantism Foucault succeeds eminently well in other respects-in fact the book might be recommended simply for its minor accomplishments. He establishes irrefutably that there have been distinct ‘orders’ within the knowledge that humanity possis’ses. The modern era has nurtured itself on a struggle for exactitude and utilizing a form which could never have existed prior to 1700; this passion for exactitude has thrived on the scientific method, or what Foucault would call the introduction of ‘mathesis’ and ‘taxinomia’ within all branches of modern knowledge. However, since there have been orders in human knowledge, there is no reason to suppose that we are witnessing the last. The contention that science, both pure and social, represents the highest expression of man’s knowledge and that the investigations in process will bring us a ‘total’ understanding of the universe is a myth which Foucault explodes. Only if we allow science to represent itself as the criterion of knowledge are we doomed to respect its claim to omniscience. Foucault’s book is in some sense a source of perspectives which lie outside and around the empire of science, within which we dwell; it might, however, be best regarded as a source of ‘spiritual’ encourage,ment rather than a residuum of concrete proposals for those of us unlucky enough to be trapped in the ‘here and now.’
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Canadian movies have been few and f’ar between. When they do show up, the quality is generally of an inferior sort. However, recently Canadian made films have begun to show a marked improvement. In fact, they have been of a quality superior to some of the smooth, polished, professional Hollywood productions. Part of the reason for the improvement has been the fact that Canadian moviemakers are discovering their own country, its beauties, its peoples, and its many social and economic problems. One such movie is Goin’ Down the Road. The film is the story of two men from the maritimes who. come to Toronto in the hope of doing well. It is not the story of a particular situation, rather it is the documentation of the norm. The description of the harsh alienation prevalent in the poor areas of modern cities is the main theme of the movie. And as such, it hasmeaning not only for those easterners coming to this part of the country under false illusions Allapologies for the lack of an introduction to Friday’s crossword. As- but for us (as well), who take the evidenced by the number of enraged crossworders who threatened dehumanization for granted. violence over the tough clues, it was yet another ‘cryptic crossword’ by The CBC, who rarely, though on prof Terry Qualter. Some suggestions for those interested: crossword occasion allow a mature piece to grids‘areavailable in the Chevron office; all submissions must be typed filter through onto the boob tube, on 32 characters per line. If the crossword is to appear in the future we have intelligently decided to show require a creative effort on your part -so keep them coming. this movie. It will be shown on Saturday, act. 2 at 8 pm. We would encourage everyone who has a chance, to view this’ film.
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Brantford (CUP) ; Over 200 employees of Texpack Ltd. in Brantford, supported by the Canadian Textile and Chemical Union NXCU~ and the Waffle wing of the NDP are continuing their ten-week strike against this branch plant of the huge American Hospital Supply Corporation. Ironically, . eight people have been taken to hospital following picketline clashes. Included are two members of the York University faculty, Ian Lumsden and John Lang, who had their ankles broken by buses carrying scab labor to the strikebound plant last tuesday. About one hundred people have been arrested and charged by police since the strike started on july 16. One of these was Waffle spokesman Mel Watkins. What are the issues in this strike? The workers, 80 per cent of whom are women, are striking to increase their wages of $1.93 an hour. The union is asking 65 cents over two years; the company is offering 20 cents. Last year American Hospital had sales totalling $450 million and profits exceeding $25 million. Fortune magazine rates them as fourteenth in rate of growth among all american corporations. American Hospital’s sudden growth surge is attributable to two basic facts, both affecting Canadians. . First, they have been quick to .
cash in on government medicare national american corporation ’ plans, including Canada’s, which that brags about its record of supply money for increased strike-breaking and decertification medical facilities in un- of unions. derdeveloped countries. The Also, because of the history of company concentrates their layoffs and decreased production branches in Latin America, the at the branch plant, they can easily Middle East and Southeast Asia make the connection between their and boast “affiliates in 120 experience and the relationship countries”. between american imperialism Second, the amount of goods they and Canadian unemployment. American Hospital 9 recognizing market in, Canada has expanded in proportion to their total sales, the symbolic importance of the while their production in Canada strike, especially since the press has dropped drastically. Several has been focussing on the dispute, specific operations at Brantford is trying its best to break the have been phased out, accounting strike. for the layoffs of 126 workers in In doing so, they have violated Canadian law. They have dumped recent months. There is a very realistic risk that surplus american army bandages on the Canadian market; they have the Brantford branch plant will become merely a storage and refused to issue vacation pay; they I have advertised for permanent distribution center if current “economizing” trends continue. strike replacements; they have One of the operations carried out ’ dismissed nine strikers; and they have imported professional strikeat the plant has been the reception of old U.S. army bandages, some breakers from Chicago at $150 per dating back to World War II, un- day. wrapping them, cleaning them, In spite of this provocation, the Supreme Court handed and packaging them again as Ontario “Safeco” bandages with the down an injunction against the package inscription : “Pressure workers on aug. 11. dressing, made in Canada by , On aug. 13, Hamilton workers Safety Supply Company. showing solidarity with the Brantford workers were arrested Mow has American Hospital in Brantford and now face possible handled the Brantford workers two-year jail sentences for struggle? ignoring the injunction. The strike, as the arrest and Madeline Parent, secretary7 injury tolls indicate, has been a treasurer of the CTCU, is confident bitter one. The workers are conthat, with the outside support the scious that the dispute is between union is now receiving, the union Canadian labour and a multiwill win its struggle. “As Canadian workers, we are on home ground,” she says. “We will fight to the finish for our rights, under the Canadian Bill of Rights and the Ontario Labor Laws.” But if the Brantford workers do not get support from Canadian authorities, like the supreme court who ignored recen’t legislation enacted to protect striking workers in cases of provocation, then the outcome of this internationally important strike will remain in doubt.
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English press cfiscfe’difing Sfurgeon Fulls bnipuge fight OTTAWA K!UP)--In what is either a lack of understanding or a conscious policy of soft pedaling events, the english establishment press appears to have moved to discredit or downplay the struggle at Sturgeon Falls for an all french high school. The mainly. french-speaking community 20 miles west of North Bay, Ontario, was the scene last week of a school language dispute. The dispute, according to the english press is now on the way to settlement with the appointment of Trent university president Thomas Symons as a one-man commission to investigate and report. Trouble began when french students and english-spea king sympathisers led by student Jean St.-Louis, 17, began boycotting the “bilingual” Sturgeon Falls secondary school on September 8 in favour of a totally french school for the town’s 87 per cent french majority. At the same time they suggested that a $2.2 million addition to the school be made instead into a high school for the english students. Sturgeon Falls dentist Dr. Roger Gervais, a supporter of the students, was quoted in a Canadian Press interview as saying what “bilingualism” means for the french in Sturgeon Falls. “The english parents are having the nerve to tell us which is the best way for our kids to achieve bilingualism, ” he said. “For a lot of people, bilingualism means ‘It’s ok for you to think in french, but talk in english’ “. Gervais is also a representative on the Nipissing board of education which has jurisdiction over the schools in the area. In later developments, the parents of some of the students joined the demonstrators on September 14, for an occupation first of the school cafeteria, then of the whole school. Action ended when Ontario education minister Robert W’elch appointed Symons to the one-man investigating committee. However, in addition to these fairly straightforward details, the establishment press has added others in such a way as to raise questions about their tot4 “objectivity” in tbc whole matter. For example, on the day when the news of the first actions in Sturgeon Falls came out, the Ottawa Citizen reacted with a large front-page story entitled “Militant students at Sturgeon Falls harass teachers in language dispute”.The story also bore a large picture of two girls entering the school and being “harassed” by “placardcarrying students”. Given the generally unfavorable image of placard-carriers in most people’s minds, this was not a particularly astute move if the Citizen wanted the fact of the cultural clash to come out. Most of the Citizen’s later coverage has been confined to the back pages. I The Globe and Mail of Toronto on the same day ran the story of how 400 of the l#O students in the sdhooi “braved” the same number of picketers and entered the school. The Globe did not mention the source of the danger from the equal-sized opposing group of picketers. Much subsequent english coverage emphasized the good relations that the english and french citizens of the town had before the dispute “erupted.” A Canadian Press story quoted an unnamed “French Canadian businessman” who backed this up. “We’ve always had real fine relations,” he said. “It’s a rea:
shame.” Headlines also emphasized the raised fist symbol of the demonstrators. It was only in the middle of the CP story that the fist was identified as a symbol of power and non-violence. The story, which also served as the basis for news stories in the english papers, went on to identify Gervais and teacher Edgar Gagne as the “two other highly vocal supporters” of the demonstrators, while showing their english opponents as quite reasonable and ready to talk.
The story said the engfish case was “put most strongly” by NipissiIlg ratepayers association head Walter Cockburn who %!es the english-speaking children .as a minority fighting against losing educational opportunities.” The story neither disputed nor backed up Cockburn’s claims. “We’re not against the idea of a french school but we demand equal educational opportunity for our children, and they won’t get it if a french school is created,” Cockburn was quoted as saving.
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Ottawa (CUP&-In a major policy statement to be presented to the union’s national conference in Edmonton this week, the Canadian Union of Public Employees has recognised that labor unions have a major role in improving the status of working women. ‘The statement, in the form of a %-page booklet endorsed by executive members including CUPE president Stanley Little, documents the trend in most union organizations when it noted that, although one-third of the CUPE membership is composed of women, they are at the bottom of the union heap when it comes to leadership roles. Women are vastly in the minority on national and local executives, in confererIc@ delegations and among fk# and educational representatives. The document calls for proportionate representation of women in the union hierarchy, but sets no quotas. kmong other reforms, the paper calls for: -an end to sex-discriminatory job descriptions.
-the setting up of pay rates by job evaluation to ensure equal pay for equal work. -day care centres through collective bargaining where needed at the place of employment . -maternity leave with retention of seniority rights. . Supporters of the fight against sexism see the document as an important theoretical step taken by an influential national union against the male-dominant tradition of labor organizations. How it will be received by national conference delegates of whom women are likely to be, as always, a. minority, is another question. Even enthusiastic adoption by the conference will not change the fact that it is a theoretical document-not binding on men, women, or their employers. In that case, women in the work force will only attain equal status with men as they become convinced that it is in fact their right, and are prepared to demand and, if necessary, to fight for that right.
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Carol Imhof, P/a yboy magazine’s centerspread playmate of the month in the December, 1970, issue, comes from a conservatjve .Roman Catholic background, but says she finds her present occupation as a Chicago bunny and traveling ambassador for the 8 Playboy empire quite satisfying. Although we thought, when we met her in the intimate confines of the university of Waterloo campus centre’s great hall for the interview, that Playboy’s photographer for the centerspread had not done the smiling beauty justice in that magazine’s pages, Miss lmhof told us she was quite satisfied that Playboy’s cameramen are the Gest around. When we met her, the frolicsome fraulein’s tempting young body, which had been so revealingly displayed to readers-of all tenor last December, was disappointingly hidden by a modest street dress which, though unseductive in design, still afforded goggling fans an inviting view of those slim legs, which she demur/y crossed when taking her seat before the microphone. Miss Imhof was questioned by radio Waterloo’s intrepid purveyor of fast-breaking events, Al Cough, and the chevron’s own love/y but liberated Deanna Kaufman, who has won reader’s accolades for her past work in these pages with such unforgettable interviews as those with Furd Schnartz, city c/&k-cleaner in Breslau, and Brenda Baddschiess, local bar hostess.
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DO you think magazines like Playboy should show both males and females?
CHEVRON:
I guess the magazine shouldn’t be specifically meant for men, you know they say on the cover entertainment for men, but it doesn’t matter what it says because we all know that women buy it too. So, I really don’t know if they would go around doing this, but I suppose another magazine could do it and I wouldn’t see anything wrong with it. Do you feel between you and what you’ve done for Playboy, the centrefold spread and, say, a professional stripper?
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CHEVRON: OK, Do you feel there is any difference between you, and the exposure you’ve had in Playboy, the centrefold, and a professional stripper?
IMHOF:
Yeah, I would say there was definitely a difference. Somehow I realize that a stripper, this is< her profession and etcetera, but to me its not an art. She’s not doing anything, in my way of thinking, artisitic or even, you know, particularily pleasing, as far as I can see it. I would say that in Playboy the photography is the best, they really try, and I consider it art. I consider photography an art, and a number of other things. I’m just very artistic, I guess.
Artistically, do you consider the nude female body to be more or less beautiful than the nude male body? Or do you even rate them? ’
CHEVRON: Do you feel that the seductive format of Playboy is there to spark interest in the articles or whether the articles are there to give credibility to the seductive format of the magazine? Which comes first in Playboy?
Carol, the Playboy review says you have a parochial school background. How do your parents react to your appearance in Playboy?
IMHOF:
Well, generally speaking, I would say it was very favorable. My father didn’t like the idea too much; but then again my father and I never did see eye to eye on very many issues. But my mother and the rest of the members in the family took it ‘very nicely.
CHEVRON:
No, I wouldn’t say I consider it more artistically beautiful at all. In fact, its a very interesting question why the female body is the one that gets all the exposure and attention. But personally, I think they are both very beautiful and I am going to cite something that is common knowledge, but the statue of Michaelangelo’s David is a naked male body that is definitely as beautiful as the female. IMHOF:
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IMHOF : Editorial?
IMHOF: I really don’t know if its the horse before the carrot or the carrot before the horse. I’ve never contemplated that question before. CHEVRON: How many people on the editorial board of Playboy do you know and do you think their attitudes are more towards the seductive or the legitimate press in a sense?
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IMHOF:
After your- sojourn as a bunny, your promotional work for Playboy, what do you want to do with your life or career?.
CHEVRON:
I don’t really have a career plan. I know this sounds ridiculous but no, I don’t have a career planned and I’m not really certain what I’m going to do with my life. I don’t believe in planning like 20 years from now. You know, we could all die tomorrow. I’m kind of taking it day by day. And instead of working hard for my old age, I’m having fun in my young days.
IMHOF:
Db you‘ feel any particular distinction in being selected as a Playboy centerfold?
CHEVRON:
: Mmmmm. Interesting question. I don’t know. I suppose you would think I was a damned liar if I didn’t say something like that, but I’ve never thought about it so much like that, in fact, I never really thought about the connotations behind it much. I just thought about what I could derive from it money-wise and promotion-wise. Of ’ course, there is a certain amount of distinction, I suppose, but I don’t carry it around like a, you know...
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CHEVRON: Are you ever recognized on the street as Miss December ‘70? IMHOF: ‘CHEVRON:
No. Never?
IMHOF: No, not usually. My cleaners know me. CHEVRON: Your drycleaners. Well, no, I won’t make any remark about clothes.
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or the carrot before.”
Though your work this year, especially when you’re travelling so much representing Playboy, do you find it hard to somehow be yourselfinstead of being a symbol or a bunny? Who is Carol? Well, I think there isn’t a person alive who hasn’t wondered who they are, really. I think the only times we are ourselves is when we’re completely alone and even then its debatable, but I certainly try to be and think the way I want to be, not the way I think Playboy wants me to be for sure. Sometimes I might, I have to admit, I try to go along with a certain type of situation and this means the people I’m with, you know, so as to not offend anybody or whatever. I’m sure everybody does this though.
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Did you watch the Miss America
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Can you think specific along those- lines? CHEVRON:
of anything
Well, I think this country (USA) is in a particular state, where we’re changing our whole type of economic structure and I feel its going steadily toward a type of socialistic society and women are really pushing this along, and I’m not so sure I dig the idea of it. I mean, they want to ship their kids off to day care centres and stuff, and frankly if I had any kids I would want to raise them myself. I wouldn’t want anyone else raising them. IMHOF:
In Russia, where they have alrnost mandatory day care centres, the women have been demanding to get them back into the houses and let the women work in the kitchen again. CHEVRON:
I read a quote once, beware of what you want in life because you may get it.
IMHOF: No.
There’s a line from Homer about the gods laughed and gave them the bitter cup of their dreams fulfilled.
CHEVRON:
Well, all right. What do you think of the Miss America pageant as a symbol of american perfection in plastic women?
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myself. What about the one you’re participating in by having a date with someone, arranged through the store? Win a date with Carol contest?
CHEVRON:
IMHOF: Well, that’s not really...that’s a drawing. You’re talking about a contest, a competition, you know where it’s not a matter of luck, but a matter of, well, we think you have the nicest jibs, so we’re picking yours. I don’t think you can really say you are the most beautiful girl or what ever. It’s ridiculous and I just don’t like contests. I don’t think you can measure something like that. Not really.
Do you have any fixed opinions on the usual question every bunny must get asked on women’s liberation and some of the things they stand for such as equal pay and equal consideration for women? IMHOF: Of course, I agree with the equal pay and I think that there -are certain things in which women have been oppressed and it’s not right. But I just hope that women don’t get hung up on trivialities. I think they should fight for what is worth fighting for, but I think they might be very sorry if they actually get everything they are asking for.
CHEVRON:
IMHOF: There’s a whole bunch of little quotes you could add to that and I just hope that people think twice about what they’re doing, you know like it’s easy to forget all of the consequences of an act.
I notice you are from Chicago and you mentioned politics briefly a few minutes ago. Did the events in Chicago of three years ago influenceyour life or influence you politically? Or do you consider yourself a . very politically active person?
CHEVRON:
Personally, I’m not a politically active person, and I don’t know whether you will frown on this or not, but I don’t even have a voters card, because to tell you the truth I wouldn’t know who to vottior. I don’t frankly like the way politicians treat the people, they come on with, here’s Joe’s family, look at Joe, he’s a good guy, and this is supposed to be Joe’s qualifications for office, you know. They’ve shown what a nice family man Joe is, and his sons are all clean-cut and great. I want to know exactly what’s behind this guy, and how often do you get to know things like that? They cover that up, and I think that *politics.. .it’s definitely a dirty business. I mean maybe I’m hiding from it in a way, but I don’t really know how to get at it yet, maybe I’ll find a way. But I’m not going to go in and vote for something I’m not sure of. IMHOF:
If you don’t have a concrete belief either way, and yet you’re sort of cri ticizing socialism.. . IMHOF: No, I’m not criticizing it, in ways it’s.. .actually socialism is a more practical application of the way to run a society, if you want to put it that way, but it...well, let’s face . it, democracy is a dream. We have sort of a republic, sort of, and its going more and more towards socialism, that’s just the way it is, I mean, the more government control we have, the closer we’re getting. 1 And women are pushing this along. And its ’ just that I’m afraid that if we keep going, I mean, there’s just no turning back. You can’t go back to a certain time, once you set the ball rolling, that’s it. CHEVRON:
CHEVRON: What about in your own life, do you look forward to a time when you will be married and when you will have a family along traditional family lines....mother, father, children, very close-knit?
Well, Idon’t know, I don’t have one of these fantasy dreams, something like that, its just that I don’t want to be told, ‘Now you have to put your child ir a commune and you have to go to work, ano you can’t see your child when you want to or you can’t be with your husband any time you want,” I don’t like, you know, restrictions like that, I want to keep the freedom that we have. Because I’m afraid that, once we get it, I know...it’s like they’re blind to the fact, ,a11 they can think of is, “We want to get oyt there and work, we’re entitled to it, its a man’s > world, and blah, blah, blah...” What are you giving up,. what are you losing g in the process of it? CHEVRON: Thank you very much, Carda. IMHOF:
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Over the last two years the Warrior golf team has established the reputation of being the collegiate golf team in Canada. Coached by Jack Pearse of the Recreation Department they have compiled a record of 91 wins, 14 losses, and 2 ties, and have won the O-QAA championship both years. This is the first year of competition in the newly formed OUAA and coach Pearse feels that he has a team that can again win the championship. In last. years conquest the straight shooters of Jack Pearse ended up the first day’s round a mere nine shots behind the first round leaders from Windsor. It was good consistent play (credit must be given to the coach of these players) that saw the warriors
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liick Cheevers, is in third year ,,rfs and is starting his third year with the warriors. He spent a year ,)I I ~illstlale college in Michigan t~n~l is present/y p/aying.a tough g:,~n,e at /inebacl\er. Rick is a key tloicn.sive player this year. .
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catch the fifty man field and grab a piece of first place. Alas, having to share the crown they had won the year before with a consistent Queens entry. Dave Hollinger, who is in his third year, is captain of this year’s team. Last year Dave tied for low medalist in the ‘0-QAA championship and among his many other golfing achievments he holds the course record at Connestoga .Golf . Club . and.- has . shot ac;oli - 29.^ onClub. -I the. back nine at fLockway Back also from last year’s team is Byron Radtke. After a disappointing first round in last year’s championship Byron led the warriors as they overcame a nine shot deficit by shooting a 72, which was low for the tournament. Byron has won the local JC tournament
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and at seventeen he placed 33rd in the Canadian Amateur. Tim McCutcheon is in his first year at Waterloo, transferring from the University of Indiana. In practice this past week Tim carded a 65. He has won the Ontario juvenile championship and was on the Ontario junior team that won the Canadian championship. . Another valuable addition to this year’s team is Dave Bogdon a graduate of St. Jerome’s High School and in his first year at
Waterloo. Dave has. also won the Ontario juvenile championship as well as two Gary Cowan golf classics. This past summer he was low qualifier for the Ontario amateur. The other golfers. who are on the team and are vying for a position on the OUAA team are Bill Appeleby , Tom Porter, Fin Melville, Ed Heakes, Jim Heney, and Dave Atkinson. This weekend the warriors will send their ‘a’ team up to Windsor,
A look at Queens The abolition of the 0-QAA and the establishment of the new OYAA has produced many unexpected surprises in it’s initial year. Like the NFL-AFL merger of a few years ago, the heavily
warriors
Switching from his usual pass catching role at flanker, Chuck WGkefield has accepted the pressure that goes along with the job of quarterback quite admirably. Chuck spent a couple of years at WaI\e forest in the USA before coming to the warriors.
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‘illt? 1%ith the line being a little short 311 experience john’s two years of Combat and quI’cI\ speed should grove useful.
Rob Burcher, the chevron I hirty-two competitors making up a total of eight teams were out early Saturday morning to ( ompete in the second annual ringroad bike race. It was the team from phys ed and ret who screamed clround the ringroad in the record time of 16 minutes and 44 seconds, eclipsing the old time by a mere -1 nlinute and a half.
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publicized O-Q.&A members were expected to run all over the smaller and supposedly weaker new entries. Looking at the. finalists for the college bowl over the last few years this is not what was shown but people in the high places dismissed this as luck or bad timing. Well after two weeks of the football season it looks like the weak sisters,are here to stay and will give their big brothers plenty of problems before the year and all athletic events are over. Optimism about the chances of the newly arrived eritt-ies was expressed by Queen’s veteran head coach, Frank Tyndall, who had the misfortune of running into the hot Ottawa Gee Gees last weekend and saw his golden gaels lose a 26-17 decision to last year’s college bowl champs. Frank had led his charges into the game cognizant of the fact that the Gee Gees were last year’s champs. He also knew that they had bolstered their squad with some fine additions and had a balanced attack which featured a superb quarterback who exceiled in the roll-out passing game. But as many teams seem to be doing this season, the gaels maybe were a little over confident and with their shortage of experienced personnel, were outlasted by the hustling Ottawa crew. In our chat with coach ‘?yndall we found that we were one day early and he had not received the warrior game films and so was
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while another team will journey to Peterborough to do battle with the green and whites of Trent university. The battle in Windsor shapes up as being a head to head conflict between the two top teams in the OUAA conference. Waterloo a proven team will have their hands full with the par shooters of Windsor. A good indication of what to expect in the OUAA’s is promised with the clashing of these two teams.
hesitant to talk asbout his team’s chances with the warriors. He did say that last year he had found the Waterloo defense somewhat of i handful and although not knowing just who the warriors had coming back, he felt that they were no one to dismiss without adequate preparation. Frank expressed dismay with the fact that he had only three holdovers on his offensive staff and only one defensive lineman left from last year. This problem was even more apparent because he felt the earlier start of the season with so few exhibition games, had not left him with enough time to truly give all his eligibles a fair chance. Still the addition “of Gord McLellan to his backfield was taking some of the pressure off his new charges. Frank said that he was pleased to have Gordie with the gaels as he had been impressed with his work when he played in the neighbouring Ottawa valley. With the departure of Keith Eamen and Don Lilles the running will be left up to returnee Brian Warrender and Gord McLellan. Hopefully a look at the gaels game films gave coach Deiahey a somewhat better idea of what to expect from the Queen’s offense. When questioned, coach Delahey had this to say, “‘1 don’t want to talk to you guys anymore. I don’t like what you do with your information. You can talk to the captains if you want anything. I don’t like what you print.”
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With only a handful of seasoned veterans around this year, the three time 0-QAA champion Gracksters will have to rely heavily upon new talent. Not to dispare though, the triumphant triumverate of Neeland, McGann and Lindley will be back to hold the team’s chances together. The squad; led by artful rookie coach Art Taylor did manage to snare some top talent in th,e off season draft. Heading the list are sprinters Mike Murry and Frank Colnick, both of whom have clocked 10.6 seconds or better for the 100 metres. The field events ,will be aided by potential ace John Steen a 44 foot plus triple jumper. With the demise of the fabulous furries, the distance runs will see the services of several new faces. Among others they will include David Grant, Ted McKiegan, Mike Caine and Gatis Roze. Big “G” Arbeau’s gold plated javelin will be handled by rookie veteran Terry Wilson, tyho was OQAA runner-up in 1968 and ‘69. The high jump and pole vault still need attention and could h-old the key to a winning season.’ With usual performances from the vets and some clutch efforts by the rooks, our warriors could be tough. Experts predict Western and Toronto will be the teams to beat. We’ll have to see them on the track before we cast our vote away from the warrior team. Supposedly Western had the team to beat last year and they gave up after the 800 triday
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stgrts m. had been run. As for Toronto, their press releases make them the early favourites in everything. The warrior season ‘opens today at McMaster with the annual invitational followed by htirrier runs at Guelph and Springbank, the following days., # Late note has it that ex-track agent Neil Widmeyer has been negotiating with Alex Karra.s, a big .kid out of Detroit in hopes of having him compete here this season in discus and shot put. ‘More on this as the story develops.
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The athletic department has introduced an instructional swim schedule. The beginners learn to swim class wi1.l be held at 8% monday, or 7 130 thursday or 8:30 friday. Those working on their juniors meet 7: 30 monday or 7 :30 tuesday or 8: 30 thursday or 7: 30 friday. Intermediates have classes 8 :30 thursday or friday. Seniors will m~eet at 7 :30 on tuesdays. The strokes class this term has been cancelled due to lack of interest _ Advanced swimmers working on their bronze meet 7 :3O monday, tuesday or friday. Award of merit seekers will meet at 8:30 monday and thursday and persuers of the award of distinction may meet at 8:30 monday and thursday as well. Classes begin monday september 27 and continue until december 5.
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Windsor’s lancers, the group responsible for the warriors first loss, continued on the winning trail last weekend with a 20-6 victory over York university. The solid defensive line will go into their third game against macmaster tomorrow with an almost flawless record. Led by a front line of Peter Hein, Nick Drakich, Steve Howell and Ross McDonald, the lancer defense kept the inexperienced yoemen to a total net gain of 55 yards rushing and even less passing. York’s quarterbacks Gerald Verge and Larry Iaccino gave up three interceptions and completed only nine of 20 attempted passes. A fumble by the lancers deep in their own end paved the way for York’s first touchdown of the season. Yoemen got the ball on the lancers 17 yard line and, four plays later, Brain Love dived in for the score to cut Windsor’s lead to 14-6. Fumbles weren’t limited to Windsor, however, as the yoemen gave up the ball on their 15 yard line. Three plays later the lancers went over for their third major. The youthful york defence
tightened up somewhat during the second half and allowed the windsor players into their endzone only once more.
Tor 63, Laurentian 0 The university of toronto blues went on a scoring spree at the expense of the laurentian voyageurs. Leading the blues with four touchdowns was flanker John Chapman. At the final whistle, the blues had piled up eight touchdowns, a safety touch, one field goal, two singles and eight converts for a point spread which will ’ be difficult to surpass. Kicking for the blues was freshman Don Thompson who piled up 13 points. Chapman led the offence with 214 yards on seven passes. The total blues air gain was 309 yards.
Other games In an intra city rivalry game, the Carleton Ravens outpointed the Queens golden gaels 26-17. Ex-warrior Bill Hogan- played S another outstanding game for lutheran and collected one touchdown as the golden hawks tromped guelph 34-16 last friday .
The individual competitive intramural schedule continues next thur-s;day with the annual track and field meet. The event will be held at Seagram stadium with the first event going at 6,%&m. All the regular events on the track, including relays will be staged and the program will feature all field activities. To enter, interested individuals may indicate their desire to the intramural secretary in the athletic building or simply show up prior to the event.
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Today i$ the last day for soccer registration. Games will be played on monday evenings beginning next week on Columbia field at 7 : oopm. Registration for ‘I-a-side rugger and. lacrosse will terminate next friday., Interested individuals should contact their intramural r*ntative. Arrangegents ha% been made for five and ten-pin bowlers to par-’ ticipate on sunday afternoons at the Waterloo lanes. The organizational meeting will be held on monday at 8 : 30 in the athletic building.
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Court times have finally been squeezed out of the waterloo tennis club. The intramural tournament will be held Tzlesday through friday October 1245 from 3-6 in the afternoon. All interested personnel should check with the intramural office or enter before 3:OO any day before the starting date at the club.
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The council will be looking for volleyball officials in the near future. If you are interested contact Sandy Wood at St. Paul’s college-742-9834.
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'Greenpetice' suppOrt asked Montreal (CUP - A Montreal years ago caused thousands of committee, basing itself at Loyola British Columbia students to block college has begun a city-wide the Canadian-American border in campaign that will eventually unsuccessful protest. This year, in addition to border climax in a border protest against an American atomic blast code- protests, a BC fishing boat, the named Canikin that will take place Greenpeace, with a dozen crew early in October on Amchitka members, scientists, and jourisland in the Aleutian island chain. The committee,. which includes in its membership Loyal student council personnel, hopes to mobilize Montreal area college, university and CEGEP students in the flimsy excuse a massive pilgrimage to the (CUP >-Using are border, over a two-day period and that the health professions “dedicated to the preservation of a protest rally tentatively scheduled for October 1st. The life” and thus find it difficult to on blast is tentatively scheduled for accept the idea of abortion demand when family planning is October Znd, though no formal available, federal health minister announcement has yet been made. The committee also hopes that John Monroe indicated that it will before. the federal the different universities in be months Canada, in proximity to the border government decides on any further changes to the abortion laws. will organize similar protests. Disregarding women’s right to The plans also include a proposal for a similar march to the border south of Montreal by American students. The atomic bomb, a fivemegaton affair, will be the most powerful underground explosion yet attempted and is estimated to Ottawa (CUP) - If you’re a be 250 times the strength of the member of any minority group, blast that levelled Hiroshima more including long-haired youth., and than 25 years ago. have ever been dn trial before a Opponents of the proposed blast jury, you probably have no condemn it as militarilly illusions about the legal myth anachronistic and possible about trial by peers. hazardous to the environment. But if you live in Quebec or However, the only person who can call the test off, US President Newfoundland, and You’re a Richard Nixon, has not yet in- woman, you probably never had tervened. such illusions in the first place, A similar blast on Amchitka two because in neither place are
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Burnaby (CUP)- Another black mark has been entered against the institutional record of Simon Fraser university. SFU has again been censured by an academic association; this time by the american sociological association at their annual conference in Denver, Colorado earlier this month. This is another blow against the b.c. university and administration president Kenneth Strand. It follows recent cerisures imposed by the Canadian association of university teachers, the Canadian sociology and anthropology association and the Canadian political science association. The censures result from the actions of the university administration and board of governors handling of the 1969 strike of the political science, sociology and anthropology department, the subsequent suspension of eight faculty members for their part in the dispute and procedures followed in hearing their appeals against dismissal.
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control of their own bodies, and the limitations of mechanical and chemical means of birth control, he emphasized the need for family planning education. Changes in the law, he said, would not be made until after a one-day commons debate on the subject could-be held. And with the crowded legislative schedule, he suggested it may be impossible to hold such a debate this year.
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the university’s handling of the PSA affair. Of the original eight suspended academics only Wheeldon and Nathan Popkin have been reinstated by the university.
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The ASA resolution criticises what it calls SFU’s “gross violation of academic freedom” especially its ,di$regard of the unanimous decisions of two independent, duly constituted investigative committees which recommended the reinstatement of the eight. It describes the dismissals as “improper and illegitimate.” The Simon Fraser crisis, which is Eyzantine in its complexity, came to a boil once again this the CAUT spring when, after censure (the second such rebuke) reinstatement of and the suspended professor Prudence Wheeldon. Strand took the unilateral step of dismissing
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Mordecai Briemberg, Louis Feldhammer and the late Sughir Ahmad. This put an end, for the moment, to a long series of appeals and committee hearings considering
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at is camp? Let us take a scenic tour sung to the tune of.-we are off to see the lizard. How long is camp? Oh about two weeks before, a pre-camp, a spirit-consuming three camp periods then at least a couple of days after that and the food is fousey. Well what did camp actually do? Why camp Columbia gave two hundred people nothing to do not to mention those who clung to the periferai wailing its fatting. Mr. Hail-Morney, like most x-councetkrs, agrees camp is a nice place for underprivileged students to earn a little summer spendkeep. The big Daddy, seated in his new skitzo-swivel chair, feels very paternal toward camp for he was after a!!, you know, part of the impetus behind camps genesis. Taylor Tillach does not say why he is out there but his written word on camp wili give him away. Mr. Fucko, who like aH wasps, stung onI; when he was provoked and was never there but then he did quit in pre-camp. Mr. Crappo sent no kids nor paid no visit but did endorse his support with his annual big-five.. Yet there are those who fear camp should cease for there were no conversations where thoughts race like apes from vine to vine nor petalled classrooms where camp kids learned all they really need is a little self-respect.
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. . . . .kid’s swearing is on the rise.
Camp has some real occuring problems coming to the fore each year so should not exist. App. roaching camp the real question that comes to mind is “Is there really something in having to prove your worth?” Ahh scenis camp Columbia...councellors affectionately snarling at 1 kids playing in their leather scraps. Micheat Taylor, a tenyear-old budding image of A.E. Newman, reporting the weather on the tv screen informs us it wilE get lighter tomorrow and the sun will definitely rise. Shantz suddenly appears on the screen revealing that some coupseltors like to masturbate on coid. damp mattresses Saturday mornings when camp is deserted. Yes dynamic camp CoIumbia...kids swearing is down a fittle but cigarette bumming between campers and cQunsetlars is on the .rise. there is a rumsred homey hunter living in the nearby woods who bites the heads off everyone under four feet and over. Camp Cofum bia...with. its touch of mystery and suspense. reems of remming midnite mutterings reveat the larger concerns of counsellors “oh period, where aren’t thou?” fully prepared for broken bones we came when hearts, maidens heads ,and even testing testes were at the stake. But Calvin and William are not going to teli you anything. you will just have to watch in front of you, behind you, yesterday, a shouldday, even a good day. absentees are none the poorer nor richer. after ail, camp is a personal experience. Any camper would confess that camp sure was confusing but f am glad I was there and that is my truth. Can two hundred afflicted campers be wrong? Where did all this come from? Maybe from something scrawled on a tent platform.
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“Media sucks!” de sper the faceless count pennies and who are blinded-by ot well-mandged funds. ‘Media suffers at bends its messages
of mindless perception
bureaucrats the copper
who glare
sucks’ read the headlines, for indeed, media the hands of its tormentors; the clique which forms out of context, the elite which bends its into profitability.
These tormentors of media approach their academic problem of gaining control from different directions, but really, their style is identical. I here is no difference any more, when profitability is at stake, between the tactics of what could be termed a group of very “with it” pe6pfe and those who traditionally have been lumped with the politicianbusinessmen ster’eotype. What, for example, distinguishes the motive of antimedia university yippies in gaining control of campus media for the sole purpose’ of destroying it from the motive of student politicians who view commitment to _ media solely on the basis of spending as little as possible and furthermore, doing so within an aura of con!umate suspicion. t’rofitability for the yippies is the re-affirmation, by their actiqn, of their nausiously moralistic opinion that all forms of communication other than non-technical iorms ultimately will distort ‘reality’. Protitability for the bureaucrats be they student politicians of John Bassett of the Toronto Telegram means the greatest money return on the least financial outlay. In either case, media and those who work in and with media are forced to discard the one element that ordinarily separates good communication from good I)ropoganda - integrity Both the yippies and the bureaucrats are engaged in a game of spectacle, an overt act of manipulation to justity, by media content or form, their own concept of ceality. And while the media manipulators force those working in media to either compromise their integrity or leave, they also tempt readers or viewers or listeners to forget they are discernabte individuals rather than part of a conglomerate receptacle for ideology. Such is the danger of advocacy journaiism-whether obviously the dogma of a backwater subcutture, or insidiously the marketplace dogma of the Bassetts and executives of the world. As an editorial commentary in the London Times Literary Supplemen,t recently pointed out, those of us on the receiving-end of media are looked upon by the manipulators as voyeurs, ripe for the mentat exploitation they intend to have us accept the spectacte of what is printed, televised or broadcast, rather than the substance of its meaning. The commentary cites a picture appearing on the cover of a new book dealing with journalism photography. The picture shows a beggar running along side a royal carriage carrying King George a/. “It is curious,” states the writer, “realize that it was not the beggar who profited from this initiative but -a press photographer, who earned both some ~~:oney and, it seems, a place in the history of his art.”
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manipulation of campus *media It remains for us to see we are all beggars-and that by allowing manipulators to structure our media for us, we are only perpetrating the strangle-hold over us held by too few politicians, no matter what their cultural bias.
l1 HE INCREDIBLE incidents over the past two weeKs which perhaps have inflicted irreparable damage to student-oriented media on this campus speak loudly in condemnation.of the media manipulation exercised by the federation of students. While the executive of the federation engaged in the unprecedented action of removing the editor of the chevron, and allowed an-amazing charade to disrupt Radio Waterloo, the campus ‘community’ (however loosly this may be interpreted) has remained virtually helpless to influence the course of events. Though the chevron events will hopefully be clarified bi an ‘investigation’ by Canad’ian University’-Press, the action taken with Radio Waterloo, unprotected as is the chevron by federation bylaws, may never be explained‘ - fully. Briefly, the a&ion involved .the naming of a signing officer with virtual control over. the radio station’s activity by an incompetent chairman of the federation’s board of .communications. Both the chairman and his@ signing sfficer has openly admitted to the “media sucks” dictum, and their attempt to reduce Radio Waterloo to a holltiw echo of thjs ludicrous form of non_ think is -an indictment of the federation’s lack of concern for, and appreciation I of the potential of campus media. Too ldhg now student media has borne the, brunt of
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Media is not a toy to be fiddled with by a few sacrosanct patricians whose commitment extends only so far as cursory and ill-perceived glances will allow. l-his is media by executive decree - a woeful state of affairs bespeaking utter disregard for tlie educative and -that should await all enlightening opportunities students who directly participate in or receive information from camous media. ’ The anarc.hists and the politicians-seemingly two grocips of students at opposite poles-are one and the same in their desire to nega.te,hot relate to, the forms of communication which hold the’ most promise of ,lIlowing s.tudents’a glimpse into themselves and each other. Together, they will destroy interaction if we do not act now to reduce their merely boring us to distraction.
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did the chevron staff, this place should crack-up come friday. hope the article isn’t too hard and that it
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too many people’s sensibilities.
list those who helped in the kill. fly-killing
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the newspaper and radio station to jointly seek legal autonomy from a federation which so far has not even indicated ii has the foresight to adequately plan for its survival in the up-co&ing february referendum on compulsory activity fees. Indeed, the value of a federation which appears I willing to .risk its existence by winning votes solely on the basis of a program of entertaining diversions is surely suspect.
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we are sitting here rather lonely this week as the staff hassunk to the inordinantlv low level of three or four shortly after the bewitching hour. something wili have to hit the fan at the next staff meeting. speaking of staff meetings, if you are reading this friday afternoon around 2:00 pfi there is a general central crit being done by the staff right now in the chevron qffice. and of couise there will be the all ‘important but hopefully less tiring staff meeting on monday night. we are also trying to get together some sort of common styles guide so that putting the.paper together is not so chaotic. for those people reading the zehr’s center spread here are two hints to a better understanding of weston’s intelligence. ’ when he buys out a store chain he,uses local pride by retaining the chains original name. as of deadline ’ nite there tias a meeting going on at bingiman park at which’zehr’s executives were trying to co-op the employees by starting the companies own staff association to oppose the union. sm-art, eh. that’s what
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confusion over a comprehensive media policy, has offered no play to co-ot-dinate communications activity, two
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story dealing with reaktion to the federation’s highly passive and concert-oriented orientation program. These qmanipulators have been engaged in a most blatant kind of -cdnsumer marketing: prkssuring
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their convictidn i,s hopeless seems adequately by student reeinarks on page 3 of this paper in a
students to consume more and more escapism. the attempt to extend this practice to the media. The federation executive, bordering ,on
on this campus threat to one of
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ignorant suspicion and attack by people hopelessly convinced the only viable federation activity was the presentation of mind-blowing fun-and-games: concerts, pubs, movies, concerts ‘and more concerts. That proved
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Gord Moore (photo),
inanager:
Rod Hickman
George Kaufman;
& racS (features),
news
other men-
tionables, in ,photo were brian‘cere, dave lamb, robert burcher, Steve iztia, nick, and ,sergio zavarella. sports had larry burko, dermis mcgann, don mccutchen, big nige and a special hello to kipper up in ( kingston who will hopefully be seen this weekend by the foregoing. in entertainment was mel rotman, ’ janet stoody, joe handler, lynn bowers, mary holmes, tony defranco and da.vid cubberly. in news which believe it or not, did become organized this week, had ron colpitts, gary robins, eleanor hyodo, lionel
koffler(twice; burnett,
forgotten
forgotten
last friday),
barry
brown, jaine o’connel, guido maday, linda jones, nigel
bill lidsay, and his wife mary, una ‘o’callaghan,
last friday),
dale bender,(5:00
mark roberts,
gord pearson,
alan gough(also
am and alls well and i’m running out of typewriter
and alex smith. thbt’s about all the staff this week, look for a cup inquiry
ribbon),
very soon. thought
for this
week: shop at the humanities theat& where the meat is so much finer.
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