1967-68_v8,n36_Chevron by Editor Imprint

Creative arts

Look at all that pretty money. Student council finally got it all divvied up Sunday night. l7k back pile, of coins (each one representing $2000) shows expenses while those in front are income. The complete federation budget

appears on page four. If you think the picture is funny just try to pile 48 quarters on top each other sometime. 3old figures are expense totals, bracketed figures are income. -Pete Wilkinson, the Chevron A

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March

22, 1968

Prof claims distortions us WW discusses* Haggar by Cord\ staff

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44A d,istorted picture.,’ This is how Reverend Aarne Sflrala, theology prof at Waterloo LutheranSeminary, described parts of the minutes of the faculty association,s last meeting. The March fourth meeting discussed the report of the Canadian Association of University Teachers on the Dr. George Haggar case. WLU,s refusal to renew Haggar,s contract as associate professor of political science created a c&roversy earlier this year. The minutes of the faculty association meeting stated that Siirala did not believeHaggar,sacademic freedom had been violated. The minutes attributed Siirala with saying &‘Haggar had signed under the terms of academic freedom as Included in his contract.** In a recent interview Siirala said 4%is is a distorted picture.‘, “The image is wrong. My reasonwasalmostthe opposite. I was arguing not the question of Haggar,s freedom but that of everyone.,, Siirala said at this time he was arguing from a -l(%tii~ti~ point of view. He said the principle is most important:

Discipline *‘There is probably a reasonable number of marijuana smokers residing in the Viillage. Most users probably go to afriend’spad downtown to smoke and don’t smoke in the Village.,* Provost Bill Scott explained&~ to the president% advisory cornmitten on student discipline and undergraduate regulations meeting this yeek. Another member of the discipline committee suggested Vi& agers were sometimes expelled for drixMng under age. Chemistry prof John Capindale, a Village tutor, felt students could be expelled-quite justifiably-if their drinking leads toantisocial conduct and a lot of noise. . However If the student is quiet and his problems are emotional the university would send him to cow selliq$ services. ”

*‘The quest for aca=demic freedom cannot be theoretical... it must be concrete.,, d#Last year there was an earthquake in the a& ministration. This made us too cautious. We must stop it now.,, (Several top WLU administrators left the university last year, including ex-president William Villaume.) The Haggar case is an 44excommunication of the Canadian academic community,,, Siirala added. dThis is a crime from all points of view.,, $#The faculty has tie final responsibility in including and excommunicating people. We have to exclude people at times,,, he said. 44As yet we have not established honest and proper procedures.,, Siirala feels Haggar was avictim of circumstances. History prof Dr. David Carrigan, a member of the association, said the reasons given by Dr. Karl Aun for Haggar, s case were #4disturbing.,, C-an cited two of A&s reasons for not recommending Haggar. One, he said, was parents, complalnts about Haggar. The other was Haggar% unknown whereabouts in the summer. &‘These reasons are frightening and unreasonabe,,, Carrigan said. 44The WLU statement onacademic freedom and tenure is like a leftover from another erae,,

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specifically, was not to spend any nights at the Village. But Marsden learned the student had disobeyed. She later admitted stealing a bottle of sherry from a Village room. c4The student is a very accomplished liar? and slandered another student by accusing the other student of being the thief. The student has remained ,unperturbed and The university,s proposed dis@line structure is going to get a neither apologetic nor upset,,, said Marsden. trial run. %he obviously needs help, so I An ad hoc five man university have arranged for psychiatric court was set up this week by the treatment. However, I feel she discipline committee. The body must not be allowed to reregister will decide what to do about a wonext year.** man arts student accused of theft. The court will consist of two Mrs. Hildegard Marsden, dean students, two faculty members and of women, reviewed the case. The a &x&man, probably from the fastudent had been fined $230 inKitCultJL It will act mainly on the chener in January for shoplifting. psych&&l&% report, specifically Marsden and Scott warned the concerning 1963-69 readmittance student she was on probation, and to the university.. 44There would be no point in being vindictive and expelling him- AS far as I know, however, no onehas been expelled for any reason this year.,, Capindale did not differentiate between legal and underage drink@. ***

Yep, we’re gone. Peg did the packing and moving while we watched. The offices of the federationand the Chevron are open in the campus centre. No one knows what fate awaits old annex 1. -Pete Wilkinson, the Chevron

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colnmittee along with others like the psychology chairman, arts dean, dean of women, village dons and tutors and several other membe” of ‘he unfversityo Appointed to be student reps at an execboard m@-ng later in the week were Geoff Guys math 2, and Kathy Dilts, an arts rep on counc&

al students were named ttees at ti$ay?s Student council meeting. Although the seven positions on the Coundl of Students Affairs had been advertised ody one appliation, from Bill Sondgrass* engineering rep, was received. dl agreed X0 seat him as well as two other representatives. Appointed were Snodgrass e suzi Ueberpnpath rep, and Ian Calvert executive’ officer. The executive board wfflmakethe other four, appointments. w WMCU is to be an advisory body @ides to Provost WilliamScott. scoqk established e Yinother body is the ad. hoc Committee on Services. ’ Set up to l-n&e eapiris into tie need for services for students it will make recommendations to the President% Council in this area. Two students will be on the

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Dunstan% University of Prince Edward Island. Speaker Rick Powell of the House of debates said this week that they will attempt to keep the club alive during the sunxner. ‘we’ve got five -people coming back from work terms for thesunmer and we. hope, they can carry the club.‘*

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The Cord denounced theactions of council and urged Sauders’ reelection. Sanders was elected president in the voided elections and has been considered one of WLU’s few activist students,represendng WLU at last ftil>‘s Canadian Union of Studem’ congress.

The House of Debates, feelin flushed after talking their way to a budget boost, will host this year’s national fivs. The Canadian Forensic Society has booked the ampus centre great hall for May 2425. ,

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The new elections arebeingheld today under the same conditions as the last ones. The new elections were pro, posed by defeated pr&dential andidate Dave Walker. He has said he does not plan to run again.

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The Village is getting strong .competition from Waterloo Lutheran University for the sandbox politics trophy* Last week, Lutheran% student coundl ruled its recent elecdons invalid on a technicality. At WLU, candidates must meet minimurn academic requirements to hold office or position. These requirements were recently revised and the elections were held under the new, more liberal, qualifications, But last week, student council found that it had not approved the new qualifications and called for new elections.

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all studenB,. The group will look at methods used in other universiti~, ficxential problems on this campus as small groups become larger in number and pol@ical aspects of . the various .methods. Chairing. the committee will be Dave Cubberley, p,oli-sd 2$ an arts rep. Other councillors ap pointed were Stan Suds, of Renison and Richard Durrant of engineering.

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IVO summer by Pat McKee

iob yet? Their applications will be held until they find a positione A survey of various industries in the Kitchener-Waterloo area showed great decrease in positions. The larger stores, such as Sirnpsons and Eaton’s, are hiring students from previous years and expect their summer staff to work part-time in tie fall., Thesmaller stores seem to have their summer

According to those who should know, students will find it harder than ever to get a summer job this year. A survey of Waterloo students showed many are planning to return to the jobs they had in previous years, while others will try new areas. Girls are working in lodges, cmps and on playgrounds for very low salaries* Male students seem to find it easier to get a job on construction

crews and in factories for rather gd wages. A large percentage of students will end up accepting any job that they can get. A Canada Manpower represenw tive, said the number of students looking for jobs is far greater than jobs available. Sheadd& that the General Motors strike has affected about 40 percent of the industries in Kiwhener. This ha? reduced employment because employers are hesitant to commit themsdves in hiring students. Manpower does encourage students to apply at their offices.

Unhfersity imifufing

gume: Rockdcde

by Dale Martin

The mini-college hopes tomove into two of the buildings being erected by WCRI on Phillip Street and form a division of the co-op. Interested rnarried students could be put up in the new apartment buildings on Phillip street* However$ it would not be compd.~cuy for members to live in those buildings. One professor* Donald Gordon of political science, has already joined the group as a resource person. Other professors at both universities have been contacted and some rnay move into the residences or apartmentsa Although the organization has no name and no structure* its s@ing officers are Robinson* Charlotte von Bezold arts 2 and Bob Fisher grad math. Van Bezold says she joined the group because ‘bI was hoping to get some interesting course that I could& get at university.” The body eventually hopes toget course credits from the local universitia.

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They’re forming another university not more than 200 yards fr0m the University of Waterloo. Jim RobInson physics 3s is heading up a group of students from both local universities who want to form a Waterloo free university on the pattern of Toronto’s Rochdalee Rochdale is an educational institution rising out of Campus Coop in Toron.toe Its aim is to provide students with the environment for disciplined self-&c+ Students band together to tion. study what they wish rather than having predetermined cla~se.~ and courses. Currently Rochdale has 160 members with 30 full time students* Robinson9 wholives intheCo=op, says the local project would be primarily on a part-time basis@ He also says ‘bA teach-in on the university will Ix held in tie fall to coincide with the opening? So far 20 people have paid a nonrefundable $5 tuition deposit hand have formed hemselves into a democratic bodya All polio ties are decided at general meetings. The group had been calling themselves Rochdale at Wa terloos but ten days ago they decidti not to seek affiliation with thatschool. The members also debated the amount tuition should be set at and struck a committee to study establishing a collegelibraryfrom tuition fees. The group is seeking assistance from the Federation of Students. Board of publications chairman Geoff Moir was an observer at their first general meeting and said the federation is considering a similar program to operate out of the campus center. After the meeting chairman Moir said he was personally interested but the group should have more concrete proposals before approaching the federation. The group is also in contact with the educational committee of WCRI+ the StudentChristianMovemerit p Students for a Democratic University9 and the workers Eduof Canada. cational Association

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Lotsu luck staff requirements filled already. The distillers* brewFries and other beverage companies will be hiring more male students this summer. They are accepting applications at this time but arestill uncertain as to how many positions will be available. Packing and shipping factories have been swamped with applim cations since January. Like the

storess they hire mainly old staff. Some mat packing firms are not accepting appliations until students are available for worka Sch. neider’s Meats have had their positions filled since last month. Construction companies are unable to say whether they will be hiring or not. Their business depends chiefly on the weather conditions. Few jobs are available at the university, according to Arthur Taylor of personnel. The only positions open are in the phys&al plant and planning department for ground worke There will be about 20 men hired. III contrast to this situation, jobs for co-op students are increasing. There is a 13 percent increase in companies requiring co-op stu- , dents for the spring term as for the winter term@ Albert Barber, director of CX+ ordination and placement at Waterloo says that he expects to place close to 106 percent of the co-op students. He attributed the shortage of summer hirings to autmation+ lack of a free moving cash market and the cessation of Centennial projects. In Ottawa* manpower minister Marchand told the Commons that they will try to find as many jobs as possible for university students this summer.

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Former presidents never die-they

YU perceni

by Ken Fraser Chevron staff

First itean on the agenda: throw out the Chevron. But the Grad Society council defeated the motion and the Chevron stayed. Heading the agenda for the meeting were the latest developments in the Grad&c drive to obtain control over the activity fees of graduate students. Several members of the council said many Grad students would not support the petition Eeing passed around if the money was to go to the Grad House. GradSoc president Brad Munro explained the graduate position that the Grad House wasn’t the ultimate goal of the Grad Society* ‘We’ve been wanting to make this kind of move since the formation of the Grad Society,” said Mum-o. The grad executive felt they would get about 70 percent or more of the grads to sign the petition. It requests the adr-ninistration to turn over the activity fees of grad students to the Grad Society.

just become cub reporters.

So you’removingoutof thedamp* dingyv dirty room. So you’re getting away from that ‘*achtung** landlord. Why not let some summer sucker--er, student--occupy that lumpy mattress* listen to that drippy faucet and assor&d plumbing music? Give housing services a call at local 2586 and let Edith know your present address.

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Other members claimed that due to difficulty in getting some signatures* thepetition probably represented 95 percent of thegrads. Federation president Brian Iler was attending the meeting and he gave his opinion. ‘bThe petition and the questionaire will give your stand a lot of weight. pey impressed on me the importance of this problem.” Iler and Munro were asked how they viewed the petition. Iler said* bbI lak on the petition as a pressure move to emphasize to the federation the importance of this issue.” Munro replied, bbIt is a mandate for us to go directly to the administration and ask for the activity fee. If the Federation makes an equivalent offer there would be no need but if not* we must go to the administration.” Most other members agreed that the petition must be presented to the administration. Grad rep to student council Richard Kinler cautioned the meeting that if the petition is presented and the adrninistration says ‘no’ then the only option left would beto refuse

to pay the fee. And this, he pointed OLZ, would involved educating a lot of people. He suggatd trying to negcXiateanagree= ment with the federation before presenting the petition. It would be unwise, he warned, to force the administration to choose between the federation and the GradSoc Iler agreed that means must be found to support an autonomous Grad Society within the federation. He remarked U-m the gradu-’ ate proposal to control their own fee would create chaotic budgeting conditions. Iler pointed outfederationprograms benefit all students and he went through the faeration budget item by items pointing out it would be impossible to determine exactly the value of these items to grad students. The GradSoc council finally passed a motion to continue negotiations with thefederation but to present the petition to the administration in six weeks or sooner ifitfelt further talks were of no usem At this point the meeting went into committee to discuss strategy and the Chevron was excluded.

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EXPENDITURE ATION

REVENUE TO THE FEDERATION STUDENT FEES arts $ 33$792 ’ engineering 29*722 726 architecture graduate 13*886 math-regular 178644 math-co-op IO*527 phys-ed 3$861 13,816 scienc*regular 2*024 co-op them 1*540 co-op physics optometry 2J78 $129$716 TOTAL FEES REVENUE FROM SUBSIDIARY ORGANIZATIONS: Campus and activities and events $ 85#490 campus Shop 358000 9,275 C restive arts prog. publications* sales and advertising 37*800 miscellaneous 200 Surplus from 1967-68 4,03 5 alIocation from May 1969 fees 6$539 TOTAL SUB. FEES $178#339 TOTAL FEDERATION REVENUE: $308,055

2) BOARD TIES

BY THE FEDE&

administrative and general $ 39,050 board of student act. 96#470 board of external rel. lo*650 34#83 5 , creative arts board board of pubIications 76,650 campus shop \ 358000 Canadian Union of Stud. 5$000 Ont. Union of Students 1,700 charities, gifts* honoraria, donations 450 Graduate House 850 quality of education 6,000 communications ls200 exec. member &aries 200 TCTAL FEDERATION EXPENDITURE $308#055 BREAKDOWN 1) ADMINISTRATIVE AND GE& ERAL $ 39*050 TOTAL EXPENSES ADMINISTRATIVE INCOME office service and misc. ZOO $ 38#850 TCTAL SUBSIDY

OF STUDENT

ACTIVI-

income expf3nses PRCGRAMS Orientation d 68 $30$400 $30*000 Homecoming 16#300 16$000 WinterIand 17,300 17#000 Summer weekend 3*490 4#390 Grad ball 18,000 18$000 ENTERTAINMENT CC-CRDINATOR’S SALARY 1,225 COMMITTEES 700 Record selection Clubs and organizations 4750 SUBSIDIES FIying club 1*400 House of debates 2#355 Renison forum l 250 zoo Board advertising 200 Chairman% salary ‘ TOI’AL INCOME $85#490 BSA TCTAL EXPENSES 96#470 BSA SUBSIDY lo*980 3) BOARD OF EXTERNAL RELATIONS expenses Canadian Union of Stud. national conference $ 900

INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS COMMISSION’ ’

A meeting of all organisations under the international affairs commission will be held Thursday at 3 in the board of external relations off ice (now in the campus center). Would these organisations Political-Science Union. are also invited. BOARD

please send representatives IDEA, CUSO, CIASP, WUSC, Any other organisations concerned with international affairs

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CUS NATBONAL Rhetoric - “broadening horizons midst a community OS Scholars.”

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The Communications Commissioner will be responsible.fof the co-ordination of S!udent Council public relations media (such as the Council News and Council Forums), and a study of methods of communication on campus. , PLEASE

HONORARIA iii programs and community action projects 400 research and study 100 Indian committee campus projects 200 weekend seminar series 450 OUS projects 100 $ 3*350 TCTAL INFORMATION, SERVICES AND REPRESENTATION C OMMISSION TCTAL 757 INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS COMMISSION Canadian university services overseas 75 World University Services of Canada 200 Conference on InterAmerican Student Projects ’ 250

MUSIC 2,815 DANCE 210 FOLK SONG 150 INCOME 150 TOTAL SUBSIDY CONFERENCES 300 ADVERTISING la500 CHAIRMAN% SALARY 200 PRODUCTION 800 TOTAL EXPENSES $ 34,835 TCTAL INCOME 9,27 5 TOI’AL SUBSIDY 25#560 5) BOARD OF PUBLICATIONS Income expenses CHEVRON $21*300 48,900 Liontayles 1,750 Compendium 15$000 15*000 Board advertising 100 Ad brochures 200 Handbooks l$OOO 28000 Compendium photo suppIies I$200 Board capital l*OOO Photo capital 18300 Directory 500 5,000 Chairman% salary 206 TOTAL EXPENSES 76,650 TCTAL INCOME 37#800 TCTAL SUBSIDY 38*850

BOARD CH AIRMAN% SALARY 200 BOARD EXPENSES AND ,TR.AVEL 400

Commissioner Federation

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS COMMISSION Highschool project la000 Wiional programs SUPport and International Solidarity Fund 800 Speakers: fees and honoraria 300 programs and cornmu+ ’ ity action projects 400

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UNIVERSITY

OF WATERLOO by Doug Yonson

TRAFFIC AND PARKING REGULATIONS

The

The President’s Advisory Committee on Student Discipline and University Regulations is currently working toward drafting proposed revisions to the university’s motor-vehicle policy (policy no. 126, dated February 23, 1966). A revision to the policy was published in the Gazette and the Chevron of January 12, 1968. Until these recommendations are accepted and approved, all members of the university community are reminded that the regulations in the motor-vehicle policy as amended on January 12, 1968 are in full effect. The present regulations holders will be fined:

specify

the following

practices

as violations

“There is no justification for the parking fees, and if the admn-nstration revokes the fee, it wU amount to admitting the fees were unfair and ought not to have been imposed. “Some faculty members, expecting the fee to be only temporary, feel that there is no reason to pay any fines that r-nay have resulted.ss ,

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1. Operating a vehicle without a driver’s licence or without the vehicle having pubiicliability and property-damage insurance, or without proof of motor-vehicle registration. 2. Failure to register with the Security Office a vehicle being operated on campus. 3, The operationof a vehicle on university property by faculty or staff or students without a valid University of Waterloo decal, properly attached. 4* Exceeding the posted limits and in any case exceeding 20 mph 5. Parking in other than an assigned area. 6. Parking in the roadway within any parking area. 7. Parking in other than proper rows within any parking area, S. Reckless driving. 9. Failure to observe statutory traffic safety rules. 10. Operating or parking vehicle in prohibited areas, such as grassed areas, loading zones, reserved parking, visitors’ parking, crosswalks, sidewalks, entrances, roadways, driveways. Il. .Curb parking

faculty is being naughty This time they aren’t paying their parking fines. “The faculty and staff have a problem in paying their fines,ss said Al Romenco director of secwity, at the discipline committee Tuesday. Between September and February a total of 1061 ~i~latim~ were recorded. CiWtfons were sent out by the university business office at the end ofFebruary. By I’uesday, a total of only 177 had been paid. ‘Ihe thinking behind the faculty disregard was explained by themistry prof John Capindale, amemlxx= of the faculty committee which wrote the original parking report. againe

Provost William Scott, outlined the present unofficial procedure in collecting fines. “After a reasonable time, a letter is sentfrom the business office that the citation is unpaid, the amount, and requesting payment. “If no aktion is taken then, and the offender is astudent, asecond letter is sent that the registrar’s office will suspend the student’s academic records until the matter is rectified,, A letter from the registrar to the same effect might also be mailed.‘*

TODAY’S

The full and continuing co-operation of all faculty, staff and students in adhering to these regulations is particularly urgent in order to provide traffic control and maintain freedom of access to buildings, and as far as possible, make the campus safe for pedestrians and drivers.

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words turn about my bright rock*’ were each written on a disc which were then suspended ti the form of a mobile. Birney considers these poems in keeping with the visual impact of television noting the impact of film as a creative medium. He does not fe& however, that the filmmaker is usurping the writer’s place as a creativeperson* “The writer is necessary still-he trippers the imagination of the filmmaker” he explained. Where does Birney go from here? First he will be a regents professor at the University of California. From there he heads for a tour of Australia and New Zaland to try creating an interest in Canadian poetry. Finally, he hopes to catch up on some of his writing. What influence has Earle Birney had on the University of Waterloo? Maybe he has& made a dint* But then3 maybe one of the students who brought his first poetry to Birney for advice and criticism will become a well-known poet* Who knows ?

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Art and the Pepsi generation is the ba way to summarize the four-day festival to be staged heie the first week in October. Tenmtive pl+ns include a pain+ in, underground films, an art auction, folk workshops and a permanent floating sculpture. The Arts Festival committee, which is arranging this panorama, consists of both faculty and students and has been meeting since the middle of last term. Although some of the engagements have not yet been finalized the weekend is shaping up as the biggest event on ampus for the fall. There has beenquite adeparture from the format of last year, which featured classical music and conventional art. However the quality has not diminished.

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New forms of light and music arrangements are being investigated and a mixed-media night is planned., This will include music from all fields--dance, country and blues, folk, ethnic and western, classical--and will be featured in the colleges, campus enter8 food services and Village simulUneously. Films will be shown outdoors and there is the possibility of acombination drama and film somewhat akin to ‘Eterna magica’ of Expo fame. It is hoped this will be porduced completely be university students and faculty. Art will not be ignored. Student creations will be auctioned off on one afternoon. There also will be a paint-in featuring a noted artist as coordinator. Perhaps the most ambitious

is t.he sculpture. If scheme things go according to expectations, a kinetic sculpture incori porating the latat principles of sound, lighting and mobility will be mnsmrcted on a body of water. The most likely site would be the new pond in front of the new health services building. Although the planning and initial preparation will be done by a group of four artists, the final assemblage will re+ire the aid of students. The permanent nature of the sculpture is intriguing. The key word for theentirepre ‘also includes a gram (which formal debate,lecturessdrama and a folk concert) is participation. In fact you should start creating now so that you will have some masterpieces to put. for auction that week.

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m&eup and the fine acting of John Colicos, has succeeded in recrating Winston Churchill. With the exception of the beginning of the first act (which is generally slow to capture the audience), Churchill appears as the image he has left us. The biting wit characteristic of Churchill is so much a part of the play that it is impossible to tell what lines are Hwhhuth’s and which are actually Churchill’s. As for the accusations, Hochhuth excuses the last two, in the personage of Dorland (everyman), as c&e to the higher purposes of Churchill. Yet he does not let

the same sort ofargumemwinwith the first accusation--a b& of inconsistency. Although Hochhuth’s accusations will draw much contraversy and his arguments for and against justifications need much moral consideration* this is without a doubt a very well-written drama and the play outside - the play clearly shows us Hochhuth’s exalted opinion ofchurchill. With the presentation of ‘The soldiers’, Theater Toronto earns the right to recur as a major event in the Toronto drama world.

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when Maclean’S Raember magazine rated the universities across Canada and put Waterlooin the number 18 slot? Well* they said they were basing their rankings on “academic meritsa extracurricular moods and those offcampus classrooms, the student pubs? If this istrue, thenUofW would not even have been as high as l8th were it not for its relaa tive wealth of draft facilities. We got *an thick and fast. Pub night no longer isthee~clusive property of Thursdays. It can occur almost any night there*re enough students around to form two teams for a game of shuffleboarde By this late inthe school year everyone’s who’s going to drink has drunk already* probably at a variety of places. Following a long season of catering to studentss each pub certainly must have developed its own style with regard to them. With an eye to catching this individual flavor and charace terizing it* we dispatched a team of field workers to various local and nearby drinking houses and to some farther afield. Their verdict: For generalallround drinkingatmospherein town, you can’t beat the City Hotel. The Waterloo Hotel, chosen by Maclean’s as the main pub here, was found to be overrated, dingy and* if anything a Lutheran hangout. What will surprise most people is that the Kent Hotel, long since having shaken the effects of a stum dent riot several ywrs ago, is more than capable of coming up with a plasing pause that refreshes. It should be mentioned that in the survey only men’s rooms were frequented. Ibis can only be

justified by the fact that boozing guys outnumber imbibing gals by a ton around here. Besides when you*ve been in one ladies and escorts room* you9ve been in ‘em dl. With a resume of their features and in order of rank, here are the local pubs: CITY Bright 9 bustling atmoshere. Quite good service considering it is usually quite busy. Waiters generally expect tip. Has banked shuffleboard, TV. Meet lots of buddies there. Ernie and Ta handling the taps solid gt.1~~3. On, Thursdays9 Fridays and Saturdays can hear C and W sounds drift in from escorts room. Not that many WUCers. Best in town. KENT Friendly atmosphere although as many students. Excellent service from friendly waiters who don2 expect tips. Have two shuffleboards. (Sidelight: best place in town to watch Grey Cup game in color, in smaller attached room.) Underrated9 but goodspot for a change. WATERLOO Dull and somewhat cramped atmosphere. Poorest service around, even when not too crowded. Not bad when student-waiters working, but they usually get the older-gents section. Has TV* straight shuffleboard. Too many Chicken Hawks to enjoy drinking. Just plain simply overrated. MAYFAIR (Kitchener) Casual atmosphere. Not too crowded when vtiited inmid-week, and few students. Good service with tip not expected, but brew below the line. Not really recommended on a regular basis. (Incidentally the line is slowly becoming a thing of the past as 0

If Waterloo students studied as seriously as they play shuffleboard,

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pubs are switching to all Shapes of glasses). To break the monotony for the drinker who desires a pub farther afield, we sugget a visit to the smaller communities near the

Bud chss~c given new look when done in stdent style Shakespeare9s ‘Romeo and Juliet’ performed in the theater March 28 and 30 is unusual. Its cast was chosen before the play was selectede The play is being presented by the members of English 225 and 325 classes and in&da some of the campus9 best talent, with Jerry Parowinchak as Romeo, Saskia Tuyn as Juliet, and PaulEmtie-F rappier as Capulet. Director David Hedges admits in the beginning a serious drawback, from the audience point of view, was that Michigan State University had alreadyperformed ‘Romeo and Juliet9. He considered choosing another play but decided the classes should not be limited by Michigan State% performance. “‘Ihe Toronto Symphony Orchestra is playing Beethoven’s Fifth-why? The New York Phillharmonic performed it here last week.9’ Hedges is well versed inShak=peare*s works and feels the bard provides “a basic training ground for actors. “There is more of Shakespear done on the stage than any other playwright and yet he requires more special skills andknowledge.99 Hedges is confident the universi@s production of Romeo and Juliet will be different* if not better, than MichiganState9s. ‘!We try harder99 seems to be themotto

of the student actors who have been influenced only by the negative aspects of the Americans9 performance. “I don9t want to be aught doing what so-and-so did, because that was poorly done.*9 The students have studied their roles well and were able to react strongly to the Romeo and Juliet seen in January* noting the misreading of lines and-the reading of lines without understanding their meaning. According to Hedges 9 the students “should find it challenging to compare what they are doing with the previous Romeo and Juliet. “A marvel of a piece of lite= rature is its ambiguity--one reads the play and decides for himself what the meaning is. I like to leave the interpretation as nearly open as possible when we perform the play, without taking any particular point of view. Let *s leave it as ambiguous as Shakespeare did and let the audience decide. A rich pice of literature has many possibilitia and a narrow point of view is automatically limiting.99 The entire production of Romeo ti Jttliet will be designed and supervised by Mita Hedges* director of last mon&h9s Royal Hunt of the SM. ‘Ihe members of the twoEnglish classes are involved in allaspects of the production, including the preparation of props and publicity.

Rehearsals have been held only in class time and have not demanded the intensive rehearsal schedule of most productions. Nevertheless the students are enthusiastic about the play. Destheir small budget9 they Pite have overcome financial obstacles and plan a rousing version of Romeo and Juliet. Tickets for Romeo and Juliet may be purchased at the theater box-office. Admission is $1,5Q# for students. Romeo and Juliet will be performed Thursday and Saturday, March 28 and 39, at 8:30.

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Twin Cities. The country houses there get their fair share of yellowjackets* so here’s the rundown of the main ones: ST. JACOBS Fairly bright, clean surroundings. Excel&t service since they try to please students. Has shuffleboard, color TV, dart room (no beer allowed). Getthis: stillonlyl5centsa glass* Weekend C and W entertainment in femrnes room filters over. Favorite out-of-town spot and deservedly so. PETERSBURG (Blue Moon) Good atmosphere plus friendly Has color TV, straight waiters. shuffleboard. Can have suds out of pour-your-own pitche.rs. More popular with campus crowd after engineering car rally ended there. Checked ID on our visit. Cant Il3lss spot. BRESLAU Clean, modern atmosphere and friendly service. Has TV, pitchers. Offers two fine steak dinners on one-cent-sale basis Mondays. Not too many students. Worth the drive at 1-t once a term.

looks like relic from ancient past, he’s so old. One and only waiter slower than first-year exam resubs. Good for one-time yuk but that% it. * * * It’s perhaps wise to mention some other pubs around southern Ontario since they get to serve so many of our boys during out-oftown hockey games and work term. FISHER9S ROYAL (Guelph) Pressed-for-space, somewhat noisy, darkened# student-dominated atmosphere. Outstanding service from Jack and Harold. Look them up. They sit with you when not busy. Has threeshuffleboards--banked, straight and Vstyle. Tops in Guelph despite Maclean’s claim that Wellington Hotel is. PLACE PIGALLE (Toronto) Students only, it seems, in this rowdy carpeted mecca of a pub. Can order a pizza from waiter. A must when Warriors play in Toronto.

CPR HOTEL (London) Never got a chance to test the Ceeps’ brew as accompanying L&AND (Bridgeport) broad got the under-21 special: Not a good student amosphere Checking for proof (dank forget this is the men9s the heave-ho. Lutheran grad. So room we9re talking about). Has was a recat that’s what WUC grads are good TV 9 pitchers. Rougher type crowd drinks here. Actually caters to for ¶ the true drunks. Good waiters anyway. You can have i& Incidentally students prefer ale HEIDEBERG to lager by a wide margin. In Dingy atmosphere. Checked ID fact, Fisher9s serves only ale thouroughly. SI who ares if does figuring it’s not worth the exhave TV, it’s still not highly of keeping lager on tap. . pense recommended. And, oh yes. The pubs expect to lose a certain number of draft @asses and even pitchers through ST. AGATHA Older-type country atmosphere. theft ea& week/ Appars to be a converted living As if you needed any more imroom. Reqwted ID, petus to go drinking. mPn= Friday,

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ori%ies began to clamp down on its use. The easily obtained, cheap safe euphoric was on the verge of mass popular discovery. Why was it suppressed. Some believe it was a vic%im of a powerful aquor lobby in the U.S. congress which feared loss of bushess to %he oheaper depressant. A well organized propaw gada battle was carded on by %he Fedeti Bureau of Narcotics labelling mar+ i&ma g4%he killer drug %hat %riggered crimes of madness and ac%s of sexual excess? In 1937 %he American federal government ou%lawed possession of %he dmg. In many coun%ries ou%side%heUni%ed Slates marijuana has become anin%eg& par% of %he cul%u~o governmen% legWa%ion has been able to eradicate its use in countries of A% La%in America ad Africa. A 1951 Uni%edNa%ionscensus showed here were 200~000~000 marijuana users %hroughout %he world. Today marijuana use isno% restric%ed %o lower classes. 1%has spread %ob come an accep%ed part of %he cul%ure in

many areas of the middle and upper l+ vels of educa%ed society. Ano%her of the newerdrugfavorites, especially since 1963, is syn%he&ed lysergic acid diethylamide - LSD. Al%hough First syn%hes+ed in 1938 by a Swiss biochemist, Dr. Albert Hoffman~ 1%wasn$% until %he middle of WWII %ha% iIs halh~cinakory eSec%s were noticed. It remained only a formula in medical and chemical mers# receiving little no%ice except by a few researchers. The% in 1963, the firing of %wo Harvard profesmrs grabbed na%ional headlines. Charges wi%h carelessly im01ving &dents in LSD experImen%a%ion Timothy Leary andRichard Alpert becam overnight heroes. LSD movement spre&d across the North American continent from campuses to churches from ar%is%?s apar%ments %o suburban splitlevels. When loud opposition to thedrug was expressed %heAmerlcangovernment leg* isla%ed agains% LSD thus shu%%ing down all legi%ima%e experiment&ion and research. But its use con%inues.

cl mum:

LORD SHLVA~ Eocene I&

hit to the magic crystal structions to make your dse a-dy between 100 and that Lmight produce panic wer beforehand3 because zutely aware of your own pv- Lit!S

because IOU m&ht L&h* is very dangerous Have who is able to talk you Duntry ti possible3 partly se city crowds tend to :P it indoors) try to be in bright9 Depressing SUP

Cver %he past five years+ we have been involved wi%h literally hundreds of musicians, wri%ers, pain%ers# ph+ %ographeruring psychedelic experiences with them and watching %heir developme&,

l?cm o%hx a.rkis%s8 tie psychedelic =Perh-w has simply added dimension %o the forms in which they are already working.

The

great

of 1967 was a big scoop for th@ straight world0 cs %Qdo is take th@ scrapings from the ake them at 400 degrees farenhei% for YOU a banana joint or pu% i% in a pipe and go on your pkstic

banana

hoax

Chiquita never had it so good. inside of the ‘bananc pee4 dry %wo hoursa

Then

trip0 as a luminator and in the space teeny-hoppers for their half-hour high@ came death by asphixiation and freezing

con. wed

scienc Freon of the larnyxs Everyone and Vicks Nasal wukiinge Cut the like a speed trip

knows about glue Spray inhalers? Y cotton in half and swallow TU tablets

of CQurse if you own a %iol-L%

but how about a high from Benzedrex the tubes open and remove %he cotton the s%ained part wi%h wa%ere I%+ ju&

and as dangerous*

out of ~4grasP? .Pbce %wO ground aspirin

for a few

referably light classical AAing ss bits of coloured s8 coloured lights9 all add Q*

More and more pa&kings and poems* films and musical compositions are starting to appear as clear psychedelic products. In some of these productsP the artist has attempted %o reproduce the experience-in others he has ate tempted to provide a means for o%hers to experience o%her s%ates of consciousness*

So you want to get high and you either don*t have %he coin for the real stuff or you want a different tripe Gr a legal one? Here are a few of the more exotic %urn-onse

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and mentally

There is little doubt that these exe periences tivolve creative perception. Whether that percep%ion is reflected in performance will take time to determine.

Dr* John Gilmore$ professor of psychology at the University of Waterloo said LSD could induce a mystical statea He defined such a sta%e as a feeling of respectful and fearful awe or a feeling of tremeduma Gilmore said the use of LSD in the treatment of alcoholics and schizophrenics has not had enough research yet to say whether it woul beof any value due to some of the af%er ef+fects$ such as acid flashback All other conditions the same8 he said that a person who is unstable would be more t likely to 4freak ouP than a s%able person. He is not yet prepared to believe %hat ex%ended use of LSD over$ say a few years+ could cause a permanent pychosis.

I!m

smokhg strawberry tea leaves. Gr better in a cigarette for a half-hour high,

not a hippie I'm in a

Definitions

Dr. Richard Alpert was asked about %he rela&n.ship between LSD experience and creativity?

isappear and blackness is all I I the distance is a sma.U dot3 towards me? growing larger and spinning sl~wly~ gradually it into focus-it is a decapitated my ownP dripping blood and laughmeS The blood forms a pool that grows larger and larger forming

! effects after a few months are unpleasant# to say the least2 A n known as J(acid flashback>? sometimes under stress or ten‘ou relive the experiences of the varying degrees of iniensi&

keep telling you some kind of trip Christmas pby!" on

Creative acici is a .fact

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‘his point3 I became confusedand my eyes. The room fairly nor= Wa My ‘friends began taiking to i 1 still could not relate to them* them said something like ggkeep hS3 or 480ut of touchBP and I began LP even 9eality33 .$ wondering return, Gradually3 my friends me down and we went for a walk park then to the pub* Things Lrly normal now except I became .c wi%h the large crowd that was lube I went home andwent to bed*

yet*

en. house and have a c d green pepper lying W2-CA%@ Ci f=..Oy %he good vi.b.rae=

aci&LSD# lysergic acid diethylamaie a&head-regular user of LSD bennies-benzedrine capsules or pills bum trip-bad LSD experience buwell a watered or diluted form of a drug at a high price bus%ew be arrested candydocaine

cordact h&+-becoming high wi%h drugs by tieracting wi%h someone who is h&h crash-fall asleep while using drugs@ come down fast or hard from a high

cubehead-regular LSD user* comes from black marketing in sugar cubes time bag-$10 bag of marijuana DMT--a short4erm triesometimes called businessmen*s luncheon downerdug used to come down from a high* a depressant, often tranquilizers droHo %ake a drug orally flipout-have a bad trip* become psycho%ic

grass* po%* joints reefer-marijuana guidvrson who helps on a trip guru-spiritual teacher high-&ate of euphork if ti-International fountion

for internal freedoms founded by Timothy Leary and chard Alpert

man @he&either

the heat or yourpush-

er peaMng-=the

Mghest point of a trip pusher-one who sells drugs roach-the butt of a marijuana cigaret shoot-.inject a drug Into a vein of a muscle speed-crystal~methedrine... stoned--unusually

high

ST&-Super terrific psychedelic tea=+man--the pusherB the man %ravel agen e m.an# pusher trip-==-shoul obvious by now turn on-altered state of consciousness chemically or naturally inducede up %igh&==-wo ed or nervous due to pressure.z+often legal~related %o drug usea

ed when high

obscene

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The Native Canadian troversial film onthe EJliot Lake.

report

Federation

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Sports

relocation

Affairs Committee invites you to attend the sho.wing at’tempi and subsequent failure to.reiocate an Indian

TODAY \

on Indian

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Revisions

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Board of External

Relations

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Thursday,

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Math,

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For one thing, there’s thekind of experience you gain, working in your own field overseas in a developing country for two years. The salary is low, but almost invariably you get broader, more vgried experience, and get it earlier than you would in Canada. You learn to handle responsibility-and prove itin a job that lets you test your knowledge, prove your theories, experience the challenge of a different culture. And it is a challenge, working through Canadian University Service Overseas to help close the knowledge gap that exists between developed and developing nations, Right now, about 900 Canadians are working for CUSO-a ‘. 8’ non-profit, independ&? organization-in 40 developing countries around the .world, spreading their. ,iechnical and professional knowledge wherever their partic,uiar skills have been requested.. But for every request that’s filled, so many go unanswered;for lack of people like you. How about it? Would you like to play a small but importa,nt part in the,nation-building that’s going on .in Africa, Asia, Latin America And the Caribbean? If you have a degree, a diploma or a c,ert.ified skill, you can contribute to their progress-and your own: with CUSO.’

I am interested in learning more about’ CUSO and the kind of overseas work available, My qualifications are as follows: I (‘will) hold.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . diploma,

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(university, technical

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564 The CHEVRON

Additional incentive will be intraduced next year with the addition of !rophies for champions in most team sports and individual Olympic-style medals for memhers of winning teams and events. , The &en+two sports offered this year will be complemented by hand-ball8 squash and water polo* as facilities become available in the new. athletic complex. Plans are in the offing for a new athletic field and baseball diamond adjcent to Columbia field and thereis a possibility of lights being in&Ued on one of the fields which would almost double it% usage. The intramuralathleticprogram will only function smoothly with the support of the student body and it is hoped that as many students will participate as possible. Evti now, most units are seek@ coaches for the majorfallteam sports of flag footbal$ soccer and lacrosse andinterestedindividuals are asked to call their MIAC rep or Seagram Stadium. Consult your summer Chevrons for fumer information concerning your intra+ muraJ program.

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Aivorkiof opportunity

. l2wi~wing tly championsofwork with the Athletic department iouk sports over the past yeara to put on fie competitions. I would co*ratulations go to St. Paul$ like to mention Cave Connell and who took track and fiel& -erg Hugh Heibein who looked after the . arch.wy and fiagfootba&Villagebasket ball league only two of the N won &.crosFej COIUW G~~bel people who ran devoted much of to& soccera and Qineering, the ‘, their tiiqe to intramurals. hockey champions. To these teams JUG .Whiteside# the chairman of and all others who par&ipated in the councfl and SL Paul% rep* intr%IWr&ls this year* we offer inStilled a ‘desire into Fryer trophy cong~iods and a thankyou for winners to want to wjn the trophy* participatingin intramural&. As we% he devoted much Umeand energy. to. running the intramural Also a special word of thanks progm. this past year. He settie and congrawions must go to all agenda *for meetings, helped assign pec&e associated with the Men% -0~s mrt~ to be m& by Intramural Mhwi~ CXmx.dl Mkh various people. To l!$r. Whiteside ran the show for the ye& The Paul condon, md tie M&s & WUWfl 1s COmPOSti mOdlY of tramural Athletii Council goes stugents, representatives from credit for much of the success of each unit within intramurals* who the program for the past year.

.Rugger

intramurak

The presentation of mens intra+ mural trophies at the Honour Awards Banquet brought a successful year to a fitting close. Under the direction of the Mens bxhamural Athletic Council, a revised program of sports was intraduced this past yearand judging from student response and paxI& tz@atio~ the intramural program will be yet improved for next ye&. The major revision was the Mxxh.&ion of a league system which facilitated scheduling and brought together units of compm ‘:able si%. The winners of theVillzig@, FaculQ and Residence lagues in each sport meet to decide . the university champion. In addition, recreationalleagues are in operation for basketball and hockey* and will be introduced in other sports as f%iUties become available. A points system is used to de= tide the winner of the Fryer trophy for the outstanding unih while the Allan McCormick trophy is awarded to the individual co&-ibuting most to intramu-tis*

SL Paul% were declared the high &xndard* official men% intramural chmHe is hking fonvwd to a bigger pi0ns at lad wee& athletic banand better Program nd year* exquet. They were presented wi& PeCmY vha the new PhYs-ed the Fryer trophy, (named after WcPleX opens this fa& This Wm such u some distinguished gentleman@ no . make possible activities doubt). They were followed Qy h--& q.ash, gymnastics and Engineering and Math in the race posdbly floor hockey-all we&mfor the championship. With curled additions to the intramural lng the only competition lefI+ they Programs In addition, with the completion can#t .be caught. of the mimn-dng pool, ihe Athele= Curling competition takes place tic depaz%me& hopes to i&it&e S un d ay to conclude intramural swimming lessons for students all sports for the year 19674%. the way from beginners to the Looking back over thepast year, Paul Condon* idramuti spotis most Mvanced imtructio&, Overa& it looks like anexciting director, said while the program year from the intramural and se- . expanded during the past year3 vice sports view-point. Do your there is much work to do to brin@ the intramural program up to a mWarWPd% .

Want to know more? Tell US what you can do. We’ll tell you where you are needed,

(degree,

improve

shorts

bys

throw

Anyone still worried about t$e jungle sounds emitting from the . grad house Saturday night can re-’ lax.. It was not the grads practioing their uGradpow&’ terror@t SCas they planned their a+ salt on the Federation of Stud-, x.~ts. It was merely the U of W r@by club hard at play at one of its typical parties. The spirits of St. Patrick% day. mwed freely, mainly down a lotof

a rugged

party

greedy throats. Shortly past midnight, a couple of staunch exponents . of &e blarney were obsee ved hunched, amund, the frothInga lxbbllng punch bowl exhorting&z-t ‘Paddy, himself to come auk ’ See w&at you% missing, fellows. Rugger players do @ave more fuq anci ifyouwfflbeinthecity in $iay, why not try out for the ‘eam3”’ tie aring ‘easonY

The lust

Chevron

by Archie Bolsen Chevron sports

They say that all good things must eventually come to an en% and unfortunately they’re right. It% about time for this writer to make tracks and move on, meing no more work for thechevron. That’s not so bad on the surface. Good riddance to all-nighters .in order to meet deadlines. But there is one thing that’s going to be tough to do without. All the acqutitances that were made and good times that were ha You see, a paper is more than a typewtiter and a darkroom. It% people-good shits and wieners alI& For example, it won? be easy to forget Bob Verdun’s sarcadic barbs about the 44jock*3 department. Or the somewhat hirsute Rich Mill9 Ornnipresencwlways ready to help in a pinch. Or Nancy Murphy% easy-to-reach laugh center. Or Brian Clark’s tips from his beloved K-W Record. Or Jim Nagel-Bagel%come-

cdhighter:

on-in-you++w e 1 c 0 me -anytime office. And then there were the times on Thursday mornings when the week’s copy was put on the Elmira bus in a &pi&looking little ti. How weird indeed. And from the sports department: Karen Wanless’ love for extramural sports coupled with her refusal to cover them for the papeq BilI Snodgrass’ amazing knackformissing the deadline, although it ti ly wasn’t his fault; Paul Cotton% ingenious recovery after missing the football team% bus to Ottawq Pete Web&er% confounded habit of managing to avoid the office entirely and still get a weekly byline (we14 almost every weeb Pete)5 and Tom Rajnovich%agony when his beloved basketball Waxriors lost (I thought I knew all the four-letter words until I met Tom)0 Yup8 a paper is people a.ll right. Of course, it% work too. Youha.ve to come up with material, even when there% nothing going on (as I’m doing right now* in fact). Then

the spice in sports

there% concocting headlines3 and picturf3 for captions@ selecting print* correcting copy and laying out pages in generaL But there are at least two ta+ gible rewards for this. First, and possibly foremost* is the pizza that rolls in around midnight. Naturally they only give you enough to stop you from gambling but it’s free-so not much argument on that score. Secondly there are the road tips. A soclal event morethanan athletic affair, these outings give YOU a chance to meet the Warriors, thelr coaches and their OP~QS~& numbers on the other teams@ see the foreign campuses and perhaps sample their women. On the basketball trip to Windsor this reporter% breakfast the folIswing morning was with one of the Lancers who had helped whip the Warriors the previous night. At the wrestling finals inGuelph the Western coach, after drawing a big razz from the crowd forthrow-

ing some furniture in disgusi+ turn ned out to be not such a bad egg after all when interviewed. Oh yeah, There was the time at the hockey game in Toronto when an ea.rly visit to the pub followed by a precipitous tightrope act along the catwalk to the pressbox made for a close call. And the sweet aroma of victory over Lutheran in footballproduced a pretty wild Warrior dressing room0 There% much more, of course. The other staffers have their own favourite memories. As for next year, it promises to offer more than ever b&ore to sports writers on campus. The Chevron takes up residence today in the posh campus centerand that% going to be class. The football reporter can look forward to excursions to Queen% and McGill as part of the deal resulting from Waterloo% entry into the big time, the OQAA. The basketball team gets new quarters with the spacious athle-

is people tic complex due for completion soon. In addition, the building will provide W$erloo with its first swim team plus excellent facilities for varsity and recreational squash* gymnastics and so on. Intramurals will also get a big boost from the new structure. All this will mean more activities to follow. Word is ther& may even be a trip out west with the hoopsters. If these attractions aren’t enough to lure some sports-minded students out of the woodwork and Into the writing game8 then there is more apathy around than anyone might have imagined. For those who take it upa ti wu be an experience. And when it% all over, there’ll be no tears* for it i&t like thai. There’Il j~d IX? a Iot of nostalgia. What more

can you want?

So* to everyone with whom small talk was shared or bread was brokena..thanks for the memory.

Gridders' god it7 ‘68: e Co/leg e Bowl w;tl Have you heard the rumblings from Seagram Stadium these days? Head football koach Wally De19 ahey and assistants Ed DeArmon and Howie Green gave the word at a meeting Tuesday of Warrior gridders returning next ye= Waterloo is out to ix&e the whole shebang in 1968. Sounds brash, doesnY it? IBut the coaching staff is taking the challenge of moving up to the bigtime league3 the OQAA# seriously* 44Our last scheduled game won’t be our last game of the season,‘J said u We want to be in a naDelahey. tional semi-final Nov. 9 and a national College Bowl finalNove 16.” One thing is certain. With everything from marching bands at half time to a raffle of Olympic tickets, the athletic staff will be trying to promote college football in a big way. The idea will be to get the whole community in a& dition to the student body, about Warrior football.

Has the new morality hit the Chevron? Not quite. Just jock man Archie Bolsen getting nostalgic while contemplating his navel (and his hairy stems) during midweek all-nigh ter, a Chevron tradition. -Reinhart Opitz, the Chevron

Training camp opens Sunday nighta Sept. 1 for some 100 hope fuls. The%fir& real test comes Monday* Sept. 16, against Alberta In an evening game at the stadium. The Golden Bears are defending College Bowl winners and anupset

They said it couldn’t be done and they lost $1.02 in the process. Sports editor Tom Rajnovich won a wager with fellow staffers Friday when he tarzaned

would be a big feather loos s cape

in Water-

Each home game will have some sort of theme along with related pre- and post-game activitiesFor instance8 before the Alberta game there will be a giant steer barbecuem The McMaster game will feature the raffling of Olympic tickets and an attempt by BobFYnlay, if he% available3 to run a four-minute mile. Where are they going to put the overflow crowds? anticipated Well, tenders are now up for ad= ditional seats* raising capacity to about lO*OOO. In fact, there will be reserved and box seats for t+he first time. Other plans in the works are for a Ben Hur-type Warrior chariot at games, marching bands at wtime and Monday 4qarterback cluV Gessions. As for recruiting highschool gridders, the situation is bright. The coaches already have had about a hundred topflight boys visit the campus this term and better than half of them have given assurances they’ll be on the field at Seagram Stadium Sept. 1. Coach Green,

in charge

of play-

Despite big-league opposition, Coach Delahey expects an undefeated football season this fall. er conditioning, has issued the warning to the vets: Get in shape over the summer or else there will be some sorry-looking laggards at camp. It% pretty obvious the coaching staff is ready- Whether captain Ed Scorgie and his mates also are by mid-September will determine the team% fatee

his way across Laurel Creek in full flood. Tom suffered only from cold wet feet in surviving the annual challenge event. -Gary Robins, the Chevron Friday,

March

22, 7968 (8: 36)

565

QFFXCIAL OPENING CAMPUS CENTER by Affairs Commission at The Berlin and Elmiry Band will be there Goldbrick will speak. DAMN THE EXAMS sponsored by the class - the Electric Cellar. grubshack*

OF THE the Aryan 12~30 noon Marching and H. Dm DANCE* of 70= With 8:30 in the

Club Mad Hatter Rally8 running for 140 miles= Conversion tables and a ruler in tenths neededa Call Charlie Stevens at 576-3Ol8 for deta.ils. Leaves Speedvale Plazain Guelph at 2~01 pm and costs $2*

IVIONDAY UKRAINIAN in ML 246.

CLUB

meets*

9:30

TUESDAY TOlVtORROW The children’s theater presents PINOCCHIO. Admission $le25B students 759. 2~30 in the theater‘

Birthday-Party-Committee. in S8 302s

8 pm

ROMEO AND JULIETTE by the U of W English dept. Admission half price. 8~30 in $18 students the theater. 5th Annual DESSERT CARD. PARTY* with refreshments and door prizes, set up by the stub en.ts’ wives club* 75$ to get in# 8:30 in Seagram% gym.

Kitchener,

FRIDAY & LEARNING, a CURIOSITY colloquium with Dr. D. E. Berlyne. 3:30 in bio27le Second Organisational meeting of the Help-Hanger-Have-A-Happy-Birthday-Party Committee. 8 pm in S8 302.

SATURDAY

WEEK

ROMEO AND JULIETTE, mission $l$ students 50$ in the theater.

& 8:30

MAY lO--STREET CAR TRIP over the Bloorp Danforth and Dundas car lines in T.Q Last passenger car over these tracksLeaves Russell shops at ll:50 pm and returns about 6 am. Photo and lunch stops. $4. Call 576-3551 for de&.-S4lCY bad&D‘ MAY ll-Opening of subway extensions in T.O. Start of Junction Trolly coach route. Egg throwing at diesel busses. All day* allover.

ARCHONS for 68 have final meeting. Call Reuben Cohen at 5761265 or show up at 8 in ALll3*

WEDNESDAY SUNDAY RALLY-

Royal

City

Autosport

Organizational meeting of the Help - Hange-Have -A-Happy-

Will be a tragedy if noonecomes 1,3,4 woods 1965Campbell staff (top line) $30 or best offer. Phone to see ROMEO AND JULIET on Doug Inkster 743-0050 evenings. Thursday March 28 and Saturday March 30. It Nil be zi twedy That’s how Shakespeare w-w. would have wanted it. Tickets at RIDE WANTEE theater box-office. To Sault Ste Marie on or about April 9. Will share expenses. Happy birthday, Hanger, who Contact Mike Corbett 5767608. turns the magic age, 21, on April 8. It will be legal then, Hanger, even in FF. From Sleazy and the Boys. PERSONAL

HAPPY but neurotic apartment requires two summer students to prevent post-exam feeling of emptiness. 57&5876.

Compendium sales staff-pick We’re only No. 2, we try hard- up commissions from sec’y and er. Frappier plays Capulet, turn in balanceof receipts please. Parowinchak and Tuyn are Romeo and Juliet in this University of See Shakespeargs version of Waterloo production. Thursday, etRomeo and Juliet” Thursdays March 28 and Saturday, March 30. March 28 and SaturdayMarch 300 Driving to Vancouver viaNorthern Ontario April 25. Willing to Tickets at theater box-office now. take passenger. Phone 57&0427* Students50$, others $1.

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DO YOU HAVE A CANADA STUDENT LOAN? IS THIS YOUR. LAST YEAR OF FULL TIME STUDIES? if the answer is yes to both questions, you would be well advised to consult your Bank Manager regarding your loan before the end of the academic year. He can advise you of your rights and obligations and you can discuss with him a mutually satisfactory repayment program. GUARANTEED

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Left by twofirst-year mathstudents in my car a pair of gloves. Claim in the Chevron office.

ADMINISTRATION OTTAWA

Last Tuesday, yellow university jacket (68) removed from coffeeshop. Contains gloves and keys, phone742-0060. RIDES

4 to 5 day ride to Calgary-Bti (through U.S.), leaving aboutApril 15. Very reasonable74%1414after lo:30 pm.

Anyone interested in carp001or ride to Althouse College in summer from Waterloo, call Gunther 74%0069.

First United Church* Waterloo Square8welcomes you. S un d ay MXCIIVI~IM~~~LI~ worship services 9:3011am. Kair2-bedroom furnished apartment OS7:30 pm. Transportation? Call available for summer terme Close 745-8487or 74CL7979. to university. 57%2708after 5pm.

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&bedroom, furnished apartment May to Aug 31, swimmingpool in London, Ontario. phone745-3668. Single rooms on Lester Street for summer term. Cooking, parking. Phone 743-8789 after 3 pm.

2 single rooms for female students on main floor in widow’s home, 255 Sunview, Waterloo. Phone ’74s7287. Modern 2-bedroom furnished apartment to sublet. Available May 1 Qmugh August. TV, stereo, $lWmonth. Kitchener 576-0329.

Happy Birthday to Chris Smith0 l-bedroom apartment, cableTV, will your thesis be ready for Be happen March 29 Kit. Love pool. April 28. Dave Merchant* typing soon? Then call 742-3142= BARB, 36 Talbot St. Apt 205, Kitchener, Neatness andaccuracy guaranteedc 578-5166. Can Touchstone and Audrey really becomeROMEO AND,JUIFOR SALE Rooms for rent 3 l/2 blocks IET? Find out Thursday, March from u nive r sit y. $3O/month. One Emerson four-track ster- 28, and Saturday, March 3O.TheaPhone 743-6592after 6 pm. eophonic tape recorder. Excellent ter of the Arts. condition. Phone 576-7677. Studentaccommodation-rooms ‘57 Jaguar 3.4, rebuilt engine, DONALD M, changeyour sheets available for summer term at regood body- 5763707 after 7 pm. on Thursday not Wednesday, you duced summer rates of $9/week. 2 doubles and 1 single furnished nincompoop0 kitchenette. Only l&minute walk U of W jacket, size 40. Call 576 from the university at 207 Erb 5069. LOUIS. Maybe you needa new Street W (near Westmount). Land1965 Honda90, excellent condi- deodorant. TOM. lord recent U of W graduate. Call tion 3500 miles; $150or best ofTom Rankin at 742-3282. fer. Call Dave Ness 5766567. Summer accommodationin ToUsed chesterfield, matching ronto from May 8 to Sept. 15. chair* coffee table, two endtables* Single, double, and triple rooms $40. 576-4266. as low as $65 per month (meals included), For information and CM90Honda* Fully equippedinapplications, write to Campus CoDear 48: Junior Gillon is a sexeluding windshield, saddlebags, 2 crash helmets, book carrier, girl- ually inferior rowdy. SignedTHE op, 395Huron St, Toronto 5#telephone 921-3168. PHANTOM. owned* Phone74-676.

2-bedroom furnished apartment in Waterloo-no lease. $125/ month for summer term- call 5784057, 2-bedroom apartment-4 summer students. Eglington-Young subway. Phone 4874994 before April 1. Students @referably Waterloo Co-op) to sublet a furnished tw+ bedroom apartment for four months beginningApril 29. Located Bathurst andSt.Cl&-. Features 17th floor, large bathroom, air conditioning, sauna bath and exercise room, private outdoorpool, underground parking, near to buses and streetcars. $234.5O/month. Call 416787-7187 after 6 pm. Wanted 3 girls to share apartmerit with student from May 1 to September 1. Semi-furnished. On Hazel Street. Phone 578-4517.

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cumstances and where the politial ram$fications of such action may be damag$ng to the country $n which we live. I am $n full support. of any attempt of student council to direct funds to the purpose of financ$ng the education of an African at this or any other Canadian univers$ty, and in the past I have actively worked with the African Student Foundation towards this end. I believe projects of this naturewill contribute to making a better world forallofus. BRAD MUNRO grad philosophy It’s my it9s not

money, Ml your business

Once I believed Toronto’s Larry Solway, was the complete bigot of radio* To you, rnister Solway, my humble apolgies e For Monday I heard He Dm Wilson0 His sole function is to attract attention by raising stink during prime radio tirne9 so that his comrades can collect more from local sponsors* It’s your privilege to capita&e, but when the outcome of this game you play involves me9 I objecte This $22* that you claim comes out of you pocket, comes oti of the student’s pocket0 Not the freeloader who lives off h$s parents but the student that works sumrners to return $n the falls I am not 21 and I am not a grad student so the whole issue of the Grad House pub doesn’t mean two hoots to me--but keep your fat nose out of ite All too soon we Communicators are go$ng to be forced to accept eun’t combine your and society’s warped standIt was disturbing to discover $n ards but right now we don’t have tk 1st issue of the Chevron that toa so bug out. So we raise a litGary Moncur rnati 1 is having d$fF tle shit now and again, thats our ficu&y establishing a comnuniabusiness, not yours. tion between rnindsa Perhaps You You keep that up, boy* and your would be k$nd enough to pass along going to get stomped on! Youhear the following message to him: thats Wilson? MISTER MONCUR#WHEREARE THE INNOCENT YOU? undergrad YOUR FACULTY ADVISOR JOHN KALBFLEISCH Why slloulci you math prof GC& with

WC& printer’s

out mouth ink

-When the Chevron technique of printing obscene letters impinge upon the graduate student body, it becomes time for graduate studenti to speak out. MY GOODNESS ! ! ROBERT C. MERTL EDWARD L. PENCER grad psych 0 I -should like to correct an itnpression that was created by your article on grad power and your editorial. (March 15). Among several remarks that were taken out of context was a remark on funds for African students. My objections at counc$l meeting were expl$citly directed at an International Solidarity Fund which $s budgeted at $800 under the bard of external relations. It was expla$n& that this money went toward the payrnen~ of lawyer’s fees for student leaders $n Africa who had been jailed for an& government activitye My objection was that tie federation’s activities fees should not be used to interfere $n the poli&al act$vitie-~ of this nature where -we are completely ignorant of the cir-

Is it to learn what assuming responsibility means? Is it a chance to learn how to and how not to communicate effectively ? Is it to see the real reason people have for their act$ons? Is it to learn the dangers of rationaliz$ng when making dec$sions? Is it to gain the satisfaction of working with dependable people?

Is it to learn how to detect a shallow, distrustful and untruthfulperson before it% too late? I f$rmly believe you have all these things to gain. This is ati tastic opportunity. Don$t miss it because you will probably never have a better chance again $n your life. ROSS MCKENZIE electrical 4B

The choke of language in the letters to the editor and editorial content of your rag $ndicates two things to me: the immaturity of your student body and the nonquality of your: educatione It $s entirely unnecessary to use vulgarities to make a point., But then $mma ture pers ens a re always entranced with four -letter words e Apart from which3 your choice of language indicates the sort of language education you are not getting0 If your editorial staff and readers were truly educated$ you would be able to make a po$nt with finesse and be. understood* As it iss you are just a bunch of kids playing at being journal$sts e DAISY Ea MORANT K-W Record reporter

get

seem necessary? Is it a chance for you to expose your ideas and see if they are accepted by others? Is it a chance to gain self-confidence? Is it an attempt to make your environment better wh$le you are here? Is it a chance to try new ideas and plans in a situation where your neck is protected far more than it will be in the future when you have bigger responsibilities?

involved?

Why should students get involved in activities at this university? Clubs? Student council? Faculty societies? Faculty council comm$ttee? Administration committee? Is it to boost your ego and prove to your peers yourself that you can do it? Is it to gtin insight into wm makes this university tick? Is it ta gain experience work$ng with people your own age and with pew ple older than yourseti? Is it an opportunity to become exposed to large-scale politics and understanding why it is the way it is? Is it to observe snobs in acflon and the adverse affect they ha.ve on you so that you might avoid becoming one? Is it to learn how handtied an underdog is $n a bureaucratic situation and to see why it happens this way? Is it to understand better the methods and results of group dynamics? Is it to see how other people think so you can copy their attributes you appreciate and become aware of those you never want to adopt yourself? Is it to become exposed to new ideas and realize some of the reasons people uphold them? Is it to learn how sluggish redtape bureaucracy can be and why human nature makes so much of it

The name corporate-l$beral=+fascism

seems to

have contradictions in $t,, How can agroup of people be both l$beral and fasc$st? The composition of CLF shows this is to be so-* Nd only is ii made up of the prev$ously identified

military=4ndustr$al

complex3

but now includes3

Senator Will$am Fulbr$ght po$nted out$ it also conts:ns, academ$c elementnew f eaturee

CLF is a relatively small so inf’luent$al that it effect$vely

political controls

coal$tion$ but the govern-

ment of the United Statesa This is true $n the legislative arm of the American government espec$allya Both the military and their newly won academic allies in such bodies as the Rand corporation are capable of conv$nc$ng Am= erican legislators of whatever they wish from their ggexpert** po &ion. When it comes to senators andcongressmen, the industrial w$ng of the coal$tion has even fewer problem s. A case in po$nt $s the new American antiball$stic-miss$le missile system,, This system was clearly a political mistake-it created another escalation $n the nuclear arms race. The system is also $neffectivee Yet the proposed manufacturers had so much $nfluence that the project is proceeding. CLF has not been qu$te s6 successful at the executive level of American government. All the pr+ vious adm$n$stra.tions had avoided spend$ng money on the pet military projects of individual services such as the air force’s RS70 and the nuclear aircraft. This has changed radically in the past year with the decision to go ahead with the ABM missile systeme The coalition has had its most important effect in the field of foreign relations, especially Vietnama The admin$stration has a military el$te ready to call for escalation, an industry ready to provide newer, more efficient ways of killing and a host of tame intellectuals ready to praise American fore$gn policy.

Thus the enemy is seen1 the mil$tary# the 500 top corporations (actually afairnumber of them dorPt give a damn because they are not ina position to get

major government contracts) and the establishment academics. There is a good deal of $ncest $nvolved with these groups@ The m$l$tary provides defense $ndustr$es with the$r boards of d$r&ors and lobby$sts (General Dynamics had 187 senior ex-officers on its payroll in the early 60s and was the largest m$litary contractor of that time.) Academics provide both the mil$tary and industry with the th$nk$ng muscle needed in today% complex society, February% gRampart noted the case of Charles H$tchP former comptroller of the defense department9 who beca.me president of the University of Cal$forn& CLF is not really a right-w$ng group9 but the military and industrial wings do have rad$caJ right-

ers in theme Generally

the academ$cs

stick to such

treasured concepts as academic freedom and industry looks on benignly as the &4mer$can welfare state keeps up the level of consumption and provides defense and space spending* CLF is economically liberal in its approach towards a society of consumers, less so towards a freer market systeme Its fascist elements lie in its approach to foreign affairs8 the role of the major corporat$ons and manipulat$ng trutha Corporate-liberal-fascism has not helped Americas The Vietnam war has severely strained the economy and the dollar. While employment booms in some industriesP it drags in others. The Great Society program is gone and the blacks are rising from the$r ghettoes* How can CLF be beaten? Can it be beaten? The time is short. The growing trend towards suchideas as cybernation and the guaranteed annual income means that people will more and more come under the control of t4 expert” managers0 The place to start is in ungluing the academics from their new associates* The political system would be helped by public funding of political campaigns. Most of all reality is needed in foreign-policy

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Killey psych 1

Swim creek.

Laurel

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I’ve never hadany tenpre-exam sions because I’ve always felt that it? s unadvisable to go into an exam with my mind cluttered up with useless inforrnat-

Study in bed to get in shape1

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Council’s

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Whd s tense?

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McKenzie

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I don$t have any tension because I9e been relieving them all year.

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Carol Bouiet 4

by Dale Martin

One day in September 1964, the student government at the University of Waterloo disappeared. There was nothing but a void. Today this school has one of the best* if not the best* student bureaucracies in Canada. Four years ago there was no constitution, not to mention a council. How was that gap bridged? That question may in part be answered by pointing to such past members of council as Bob Cavanagh, electrical 4B# who just completed four years as a councillorad holds the record for continu~ ous service* President Jim Mitchell’ s 1964 council collapsed because math dean Ralph Stanton had the word passed down that Mitchelland his vicepresident would fail if they remained in student activities. The reconstruction was begun almost immediately with Dick Van Veldheuisen’s pro-tern councils The new council was small+ with a bare dozen members. One of the members was an engineering rep namedBobCavana@* who was in his own words, “not pro+tudent governmenLs The new council worked hard but the executive was too strong for the average member who was at the mercy of the execufive’s tight information control. The Va.n Veldhuisen council was the first to have an administrative assistant or business manager-PaulGerster. Still, there was no committees and council was not like today’s. The major achievement of the Van Veldhuisen council was writing the cons& tution. This document served the council for three years and most of it is now embedded in the bylaws of the incorporated Federation of Students. This year’svicepresident8 Tom Patterson, says: 44Experience shows they did a damn good job? In 1965, students were placed onpresident’s advisory committee on student discipline and university regulations. The first councillor on the committee was Bob Cavanagh, who is still serving on i-uite Bill Scott. ably according to Provost President Gerry Mueller% council1965-6uonsisted of a strong executive faced with a strong council. Cavanaghwas a prominent gadfly against the executive, which practised cabinet solidarity with a vengeance. He proved a weather gauge for ~council actions. The Mueller council made the new constitution work, and even managed to create another board-creative arts.

I keen every but Thursday.

Veteran Bob Cavanagh contributed significantly to student life at Waterloo during his four years on council. He’s graduating, heading for U of i?

That council also began studying in& corporation so students could build a campus center. At the endof the year* council set up a committee under Jeff Evans to study council policies. Cavanagh ww a member. The Mueller council broke very little new ground. It made few advances in areas of social concern* 67-68 president Steve Ireland says in view of the people on the executive he was surprised at 44thelr failure to realize the issues and thepossibility to effect change?’ The prestige of council had not yet

risen so high that elections were contested and .that members sought committee jobs= All that came later with the Ireland counca The Mike Sheppard counciLl96667-brought fWher improvements in the way council was run. But&the same time there was President Sheppard, who gave the campusa cold shower of radi-?n* However, the pokies of the fedem .tion were not in line with the nonexistent programs. Cavanagh joined with Steve

Ireland and others to make sure that council took concrete and positive actions. It was Cavanagh who initiated the motion that placed Ireland on the important university-government committee. Sh(W There followed attempts to get the student body involved by staging the bookstore strike. Soon Cavanagh was involved in his omnibus committee8 t&ing care of various policies that council wanted cleared up* including budgetary policy and the concept of the contingency fund* Bob feels the most significant thing the committee did was to change the council year from a May-to=April basis to March-February. At the end of the Sheppard year* in= corporation and fiscal security were just a few months awy. It was this period* early 1967# that saw ihe greatest change in Cavanagh. He had just become vicepresident to his boyhood friend from New Hamburg, Steve Ireland. This new partnership brought agreater thoughtfulness to him. Looking back onhis 1966 standagainst universal acceisibility to university, Bob now can cheerfully admit *‘I was afascist.** But he changed and now he feels he is 44a confirmed activist, but not very socialist&9 Last summer Ireland worked fever+ ishly to provide the infant corporation with a complete set of policy statements. At the end of the summer* Cavanagh threw himself this operation as well as joining with the rest of the executive inpreparing the much-needed bylaws for the four boards. . Finally in January Cavanagh wasable to present to council the final compilation of policy statements. And this week he put the finishing touches to the official federatlon policy book. Cavanagh is willing enough to admit the federation had its failures. He feels the quality of education drive was not the success it might have been because of a lack of comprehensive programs. He also feels the Minas threat to the federation caused a great diversion of effort to seeing that the day-today operations of the federation were immaculate. 441t really hurt US? Cavanagh now leaves Waterloo for advanced studies in electrical engineefi bg at U of T. He doe&t expect to spend too much time on the chaotic ~OU~CS of Toronto. He leaves behind a multi-faceted image: inventor, musician, conscientious councillor and an open person liked and respected by all.

fees vs grad power What’s this? Has new federation treasurer Joe Givens made a major error in the 1968-69 budget? Ross McKenzie will roll over in his wedding-bed. Where’s the mistake? Well, income from student-activity fees from graduate students is calcualted at $13,886. But the registrar estimates there will be 1052 grad students. Multiplied by the $22. student activity fee that should give the federation cashbox $23,144. A $9,258 discrepancy? Don’t blame Joe, Blame a silly university procedure whereby graduate students, after they have put in one or two years of their programs, can get out of paying inciden ta1 fees. But they’re still grad students so

they still have reps on student council, still vote, still benefit from federation programs, and still read the Chevron (see Feedback)= Guess who got away without paying their fair share this year? Brad Munro, Joe Mathews and Bill Goddard, for three. Where have we heard those names before? The first thing that should be done in the grad grab business is to insist that every graduate student pays the student-activity fee in September. Then discussion, if they must be held, should take off from there. Until then, student council shouldn’t even talk to the representahes of the supposed depressed minority who are only averaging $13.20 a head, while the rest of us pay the full $22.

The word r,eally is magic We’re goint to have to avoid telling you what this editorial is about, because if we do, people will get all upset. It’s funny what gets people mad, what makes them sputter and mutter and clutter the airwaves with charges you’re being filthy and obscene, Pulp scandal sheets- Tab, Hush and such-can be sold openly because their prurience is carefully kep under a veneer of respectability. But a book by a serious author with a conscientious point to makeLad)? Chatterly, Ul-vsses-can be banned because it says openly, honestly, though not selfconsciously or in bold type, what it’s talking about. Simply publish a complete dictionary of the English language, a list of straightforward, scholarly and dull definitions of all words-even the words left out of most dictionaries, buried in their proper alphabetical place, and not even in bold

type or anything-and people will call you obscene, It happened when the Third New International dictionary came out in 1961. It happened at the Kitchener public library, where the Dictionary oaf America slang used to be kept under the counter. You can tell a story, keeping it outwardly quite innocent, but deliberately intending lewd overtones. Maintain a straight face and look pure and people won’t criticize you. They’ll just smirk and pat you on the back. Disk-jockeys get away with this all the time on the radio. But just read the Third Interna tional on the air from fub through to fudge in an unemotional, noncommittal tone of voice, and you’d get bleeped. It’s hypocrisy to say obscenity is certain words, of and by themselves. The only thing that can be obscene is people’s thoughts-whether or not they’re expressed in certain words.

Direct *from Hidden

Valley m. cJudey LaMarsh

A model for policy The president’s advisory committee on student discipline and university regulations has been working on a student-discipline policy since 1965. A similar group at Cornell University in New York state recently presented some interesting recommendations. University discipline should be limited to student misconduct which adversely affects the academic community’s educational purposes. University interests are rather narrowly defined as the right of all members to pursue their educational goals the maintenance of an intellectual atmosphere, and the protection of the health and property of the university and its members. Guidelines for disciplinary action are laid down. When an action contrary to university rules is also against the law, and public prosecution has occurred or is likely, the university will take no action. An exception is made when a student’s

misconduct is detrimental to the academic community. In cases of misconduct not involving the university, the university will normally do nothing. However, if such misconduct endangers the interests of the university, action may be taken. Habitual theft might be such a case* A detailed code of behaviour should be drawn up and a student tried only for specific violations of this code. This is to prevent any broad interpretations which would lead to the university paternalistitally imposing penalties for “improper behaviour.” In such exceptional cases, the only choice open to the university should be either expulsion or no action at all. The absence of lesser penalties would be a safeguard against the extension of university jurisdiction to cases already covered by civil law. With the proper structure, this policy would protect both the right of the individual student and the rights of the community.

THE

A member

d the Canadian university kess,the Chevron is published every Friday (except exam periodsand August) by the board of publications of the Federation of Students, University of Waterloo. Content is independent of the university, student council and the board of publications. Now in the campus center. New phones (519) 744-6111 3445 (editor) editor - in - chief: Jim Nagel assistant editor: Brian Clark news editor: Rich Mills

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SANDY

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He has twinkling eyes, a round belly that shakes when he laughs and he says Ho, HO, ho‘ Who is he? Yes Virginia, he is Hugh Donald Wilson, a local radio stat ion, s editorialist and muck disturber* And he really is a charm-

Yea verily and forsooth ani its time for another of these gosh darn trite columns to se1 the stupid peepul of the+blas& they’ll never amalgamatTwin C itie%

Figur his job. I really enjoy ring up cant rover sy .,,

stir-

That’s what H*D. considers the function of Talkback: to stir up controversy, to make people aware of the issues. He finds Kitchener badly

ing guy, in spite of the diffi-

cult-to-get-along-witln image he may sometimes project on radio. en-Water&o you havetwo sets At any rate, he certainly of people doing a job that only made a fan of me, as I sat through one of histalk shows requires a half setG The only situation I know of at the station’s studios that% worse was by intention, somewhere in Kitchener. Yessirree up at the U. of W, Perhaps it was theway his they set up a residencegovewhole face lights up and his ment where the studentshadnot blue eyes twinkle when he two but five groups doing noth- smiles0 He really does look ing-now that, s real bureaucralike Santa Claus. Or perhaps it wasbecause CYc he seems to enjoy what heis /-IO ho ho I doing so much. In his own words,,, Pm oz of those forwel.l now “” time ‘Or ‘Orne tumte people whose hobby is humor ar at least a sickening clichea Oh yeah here’s one I haven’t ,. used this week*‘=The traffic on by I7 ag correspondent King Street in Kitchener moves so slow that the kids steal hub= EXJTTONVILLENaval caps from moving cars. R= Baunkers, 696, ofButtonOh imA, 10 more inches to dlle# died suddenly Furday fill* Something to fill space=‘. at the Victory Burlesque Fanfare:::Answers in need of Theatre Toronto= questions, more of them Mr= Baunkers, son of the even::::: late Mr* and Mrse Cleavage l* ‘he commie pinkouniveru (Big Cleve) Baunkers * was sity haven,t been protesting a-

Y essirree folks, only in North and South Bertiops, Kitch-

Noted

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bout anything lately= Nothinfor born in Be11yford near “‘* ,tonsville August One, 696 me to complain aboute years ago* 2= There was no bank robbery Mr* Baunkers was emthis week‘ 3* Now that Bobby Kennedy ployed by the Kitchen-Water is in the presidential race, the R% for 69 years as aphotoHe was noted USa has to benefiL u Bobby technicians wins, tine war in Vietnam may in newspaper circles for his end and the economy of the speciality of painting outnaStates collapseC If LBJ wipes Kennedy, it,l.l mean those rotten Catholic Irish power-grubbing never-losing-an-election New England dynasty mongers will finally have met their matche 4- Everybody talks about Bridgeport, but nobody ever does anything about it. I’m even afraid to talk about ite 5. (This is from last year, but it’s a tough day) It seems incredible that students sho@d be asking a voice in universityadministration. 6,, Besides that some discipline should be implicit in attending college, to let the students share in administration strikes us a lot like letting the inmates run the asylum.

BY ZERO

An air of expectationgripped Bridgeport% slimiest house of illrepute and fine

H.D. VVilson . . . smalltown

audience

Painter

here

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vels, belly-buttons, cleavagand whatever other es’ cracks might appear in the Rag, s pictorial armour In 1967, Mrs Baunkers was honoured by the Waterloo County Federated Women, s Institutes as Layman of the Year= He was presented with a signed copy of the bestbelling book, Now Show Me Your Belly Button. Death came quickly for Mr= Baunker who suddenly doubled over clutching his belly bottom shortly after being exposed to three buttons, six cleavages and one very large crevice‘

that order. Why? She explained it as one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go. Oh well, guess I,ll spend the of the day helping the edi-

ivory-tower

beverages, the Burt Lancaster Dry Gulch Hotel, three weeks ago tomorrow* It was that time of year again-the annual joint meeting of the Kitchen-W* her Chambermaids of Commercea Who would be the Kitchen-Water Slob Of The Y’ear for 1968? The air was tense as the assembly belched between d&raughts of the nectar of the godsc The only noticeable exception was the House Record Holder who sat in the corner nearest the bar, aiming at a new Record0 Little did he how that tile gathering had

department

to sit on*

SANDY BAI?ED our 10 LUIVCH

UNSEEN UMBILICAL-Hilda (The Guard) IMarsdcm, protector of virgins and defender of the faith, offers female residents of the Stoodlesson for all biologically ent village. Don’t be obscene when you bathe. Someone may

be watching

chance. He took time offhis phone-in show with a Vancouve r station to visit his son who is doing radio work down this way. While here, he had lunch with Station Manager Keith Sterling, and he8 s been here ever since. Why did he stay? . 9rn clo-

get closer to Toronto, you get closer to the big ad monw,JJ says Wilson. So at least he is honest about his materialistic motives0 According to Wilson, he is honest about his opinions on

his talk show. When asked whether he sometimes takes a point of view just to stir up co&over sy, Wilson replied with an emphatic 44N0.,,

and we don’t

want any near-MRS.

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announcement as his 6lst draft to

set the new Record. I bet you’re just gripping your seat trying to guessthe Sh@.. yes, yes it is.O.Heavy Duty Willsu-son of Mrs0 Happy Daze Willsun and the late Humpty Dumpty Willsun, of 144 @haPsgross) Gullible Crescent, Duquoborville, B. (met) Ce (ounty)o The announcer, Rye N. Gills asked for silence and the gathering ceased belching in time to hear Heavy Duty gurgle the 61& Amid screams of 44Mouthback, Mouthback,, they sang a couple of bars of For He,s a Crude, Rude, Gross Fellowa Gills then presented the award to Willsun for his great contributions to the Under-

shirt and Beer Brigade for Kitchen-Water. 44He was the champion of the slobs whenever the government raised the price of draft, or taxed the poor man who plays the ponies0 As defender of the common, base man, he was pretty big when he attacked those obscene, hippie, draft-dodgerlo vi n g, off-the-tax-payermooching and downright superior university students,,, said Gills in a tribute he had TV say to keep his job@ Heavy Duty swung up onto the stage to accept the award, a Vejomatic and a certificate entitling him to a 15-cent draft for the next year in Kitthen-Water% five slimiest hotels. H.D. thanked the announcer, saying, 44You,re a real operator, Rye/,

STING RAYS by

Real

V. Whamo,

sports

editor

We think the time has come for the Ontario-Quebec Athletic Association to reassess its position on entry into the organizatione A team like the Waterloo Lutheran University Golden Hawks certainly deserves some recognition for thefeats of greatness which they have accomplished this season* WLU,s basketball team was a credit to this community when it recently. won the Canadian Intercollegiate Athletic Union championships in Antigonish, N.S Why shouldn,t Waterloo Lutheran be allowedin

players graduating from this year% WLU basketball team, they will be in the do& rums from now on* And with the new physical-education building at U* of Waterloo, they will attract more and better playerse This will hurt WLU’s teams. And with the Football Warriors playing in the MAA, players are not going to attend WLU if they are any gooda Now that we think of it (actually we stole the idea from another member of this department) WLU is on the decline in sports. Maybe this corner has been wrong.

the O-QAA? The Tuffy Knight-run anarchy has proven time and time again that its teams are able to compete with established entrants in the O+AA. ButstillWLU must remain in the Ontario IntercollegiateAthletic Association, a group which offers the Golden Hawks no competition. * **

Maybe the OQAA is right in ignoring Waterloo Lutheran. but then, on the other hand, WLU has pro~en....~.. * ** OH, TO HELL with it. Draw your own conclusions. We don,t know what they should do and what they shouldn,t do. Furthermore, we don,t care. All these universities want is coverage and more coverage and they don’t appreciate whatthey get. Let,s see now. Leave us have a poll on whether or not WLU should be admitted to the O-QAA. Just drop a line in care of this corner and we will count the ballots and write as the majority feels. That way we will not hurt anyone’s feelings or get anyone angry with us. Because that would be rocking the boat and God forbid anything like tha@hould happen. *** BLOWING THE HOR&We notice that the hockey Warriors were eliminated from MAA playoffs a couple of weeks back. Our condolences to Don Hayes and the gang.... The Warrior dinner last week was a whopping success. Let’shave more iike them only make the food better. Itwas cold by the time it gotto ourtable....Windsor will have a team in the &QAA hockey league next year. Why can’t WLU get in?

MAYBE THEY hockey. Maybe they

And then there was the girl who married a banker, an actor, a minister and an undertaker in

build fences

ser to the money here* As you

sign.

So how did Wilson happen to move from the big city to the small town? Mostly by

SeleCted him %-W Slob of the Year,, and that they would

JOHNITSHY

Rag staff writer

Got to finish this peace of prose with something* Joke book %@L

torial

iuch more unaware than ancouverites about major ssues‘ 4tHere, we get a lmalltown-type audience, nterested in smalltown-type ssues. People keep phoning n about dog licenses.,, And sure enough, when I ?as there, someone phoned n to ask about the position

of a no-parking

He’s A JoHy Good Slob

Ho-hum!?!

rest

n need of this sort of thing. :oming from Vancouver, he lnds that people here are

rter

didn’t do so well in are only a flash in

the pan in basketball. And maybe football is on its way down at WLU. So what? This corner thinks that what is fair for one is fair for all and if Carl Totzke,s empireis allowed in the O&)AA, Tuffy Knight’s should be too. Aftei all, WLU is only just down the street from U. of W. and so there can’t be much difference in the two places. Of course, we haven? seen U. of W. for nine years now, what with the Kitchener Rar-+ gers taking up so much of our time. But that is another story. The wheel turns, maybe slowly, but it turns. One day WLU will be great and they will beat U. of W. in all sports, including tiddlywinks, and then watch out. *** BUT ON SECOND thought, there are only 2,500 students at Lutheran. It is possible that, since there are many senior

CONTRARY

EDITOR

Secrecy AN INDEFENDANT

DlSHCLOTH

Solved

Pawned off every afternoon except on the Sabbath and other slack holidays by Kitchen-Water Rag Limitless, thoity Rue Reine Norde, Kitchen-er, Ont. JOIN THE MOST, Ringleader and Pupleasher H.D. (HAL) GOLDBRICK ERIC BE LANDSCAPER Genial Mangler ASSistan t Pu bleasher CALL ME SMASHED BUILD THE MOST Hacker-in-Grief Sex Rotary K.A. (SANDY) BARED, BULLY SCHMIDT, Religion Editor Janitor in Chief

FISHDAY,

MARRCH

22, CENTENNIAL

by HUGHIE

PLUS ONE

gePOrt connecticu%) which would have turned %heirpreci~us farmlands into industrjallzed land.

Editorial

policy?

What editorial

w-huethis ammachmay

have cer%ain meritorious aspects, we are far more partial to the approach taken by the administration of the University of Windsor wi%h respect to %he ~fficialapproval and recognition of-the Greek letter societiesa At Windsor the president a(-j (-Jem of S%u(-j.pn%s(-&i&d they would approve the fraternities and se% rules for their operationm We find this paternalism most self-sacrificing md admirable8 even to the extent that the dean Of

men sent a letter of support and congratulations to the studen% organizer of fraternities when approval had been granted. We are not unimpressed tit-h the students attitude a% the University of Windsor and jf frats were like thaton all campuses we should see no reason why they chouldn’%

To the Editors I am comand apletely disgusted shamed at your obscenepam per0 1 refer specuically to page 33, January 8. On %hat page appeared the grossest

&ke

w'h

oVer~StU&nk&ititye

on the newspaper a%%heUni= versity of Windsor (January mentions obscenities 32) which we women crusaders from Carrie Nation toChuck Whitton from Ma Murray %o Thoroughly Modern Minnie Marr have continually neverendingly4 ceaselessly fought to erase from the minds of our youth. It could be wrote in sucha way so as to not use such, I hate to see in the family jourml that lies beside the fireplace& a warm dinner on the %able and a thoroughbred mongrel canary chirping in i%s fruit jar, words asd4 squalid? and %wlgarity~~ a shame to even look a% the word-myeyse rea closde as i tyep thisd)* 1 have made a resolution to complain whenever something newsworthy happens or borne vulgar& should be forced upon your innocent wid+eyed readers and gap bage pail stuffers0 My last letter complaining of the umbelical attachment has proven efJfective-such obscene illustrations are now masked when they disgrace your newsprinta MRS HGRACE DUNG GOLDBRICK

and most obscene th@ ‘hat I have eve’ seen’ There* in livid black and white, appeared, yes* I am ‘shamed

to say@ appeared*

no dtemptto

Cover md

delete from the innocen% eyes The student fraternity of your readers a NAVELa committee stressedthat they This kj.nd of obscenity has believe in working hand-& no place in a family journal hand wi%h the admimstrationa that sits around the house* in “‘I’hiS b %heOdY WaY SOCie%Y front of the nice warm fire accepts* We would never go with apiping hot dinner on the agtinst the admimstration* %able# where children-nice8 The administration is with loving* WASP#children-can us all the waY~$’ saldfratersee such a grossitya tity spokesmen Unless there is some acAnd we at Th&g,as pro= tion taken to insure that this tectors of morality and dew type of thing won% happenafenders of the fai%h# being gain I will have to call my firmly sure that this is a mo- son M/Myth H.D. Goldbrick therhood issue* definitely (presently serving at ~uc back fraternities$ at least as Bhac$ Vietnam) and inform fieY are se% up at Windsora h$m how his favorite newspaAnd we are not the least Per has degenerated into a worried d3Ol.d dksCl%nhanewdspapera MRS HORACE DUNG tion at Windsor* because of GOLDBRICK its strong Catholic foundations. As long as they rnw Squdi dgar age to ignore Detroit City %hey shouldn$t have trouble keeping their groups clean

To the Editor-z

A subscription class

mail

fee by

the

included Post

in Qffke

their department,

writHow= South spec-

annual

Your story

The South Berlin city council voted to take its tea break at 8~30 instead of a% 9:QO0 A motion to make milk available to the members was abandoned at tea break timea This move in 1898 was %.he firs% change since the beer break at 9:30 wasabo& itioned in lJ742~ l94’&--There were49 adult fares and 53 childrens fares on the trolley coach yes%erdaya This Is a sizeable z!nm crease over 1945 when no==

ernment claim and may en= rage some of the s-called liberal minds as a result

Recently %he medical er for the Times8 Dra ard Aa Rusk* visited One of his Vietnam*

I havens% yet recovered from the last Boardof Govemeeting I was at up at %he University of Waterloo. Used to be I was a bit overawed to find myself, a Plain Con%rary E&%or, sitting with all those Corporate Liberal Fascists at those long %ables in the Board and Senate Room (just down the hall from bat Washroom with all the marvelous scribblings on %hewall* %hatI wrote about last week). But no% any more. In fact, it seems that my being a llt%le old Contrary Edi%or has beenof some good to the University. I gather that the students (probably the same ones who write on washroom wall+incidentally, Fergus has solved the problem by -mixing sand with the painta which s%ops pencjls but not lipstick) want us to have our Board meetings open so they can see what’s going on. But Gerry and Carl and Irafigure they#vego% it solved and told those up&arts see They told them to read my column because I blab everything immediately. Why, the Faculty Of Fine Arts I reported on in November 1966 ha&t even been announced yet! Which all goes %o pmve that if the students weren’% so busy running around yelling ?L’wenty-threes skidoo!” but were reading good li%erature like my column %hey migh% learn something, * ** Speaking of the University* i%‘s too badwe can*t afford to pay our Professors more. I’m sure I saw Dean Minas masquerading as a University President 0) in a movie called Horsefea%hers the other night on my genuine Elec%rohome (made bv Carl) TV set. Used the name 44Grouchti*.

student

fees

efltitles

OttawaP

and

for

U of payt99ent

students

receive

postage

cash.

body rode the trolley coach because Berlin had a street car ins%ead* 1943--- Waterloo Univer= si%y of Waterloo dismissed five students for walking in the left hand side of the ha& WWQ 1962--The Kitchener Sch=. western of %he Black Mennonite group announced that membership in the group had doubled since its founding in. 19(x2& There are now four members of the sect0 the

Send

Chevron address

by changes

mail

Continued Columns Nine

From To The

Inches

Three

tients

%he normal juriw

D6wn

during

off-campus

promptly

to:

terms. The

Chevron,

ial missions was to try and determine how much injq was being caused to civilians by U.S. air attacks. One of the per&ten% crit= i&rns of U.S. policy has been that these air assaul%~ were burning anddisfiguring thousands of innocen% civiliarm, %hrough the use of napalm bombs. Dr. Rusk, visiting 20 lmspitals in Sou%h Vietnam from the northern flp of %hecoun%ry %o i%s se*girt southern %ip$ was unable to find a single pa%ient who had been burned by napalm. He visited all kinds of hospitals from those in the largest cifles to the smallest in remote areas. He reported %hat 85 percent of%hepa-

overcrowded are stiering from

in these

facilities

Left,

MAPALM

OF FEW

ObSCeie

rut A series of articles in the New York Times from North Vietnam caused some con= trover sy in the United States a few months ago- They ap= peared to reflect on UeS. policy and the truthfulness of its information services3 and infuriated the Washington ‘&hawks @# The Times has now produced another story which8 in contrast9 supports a gov=

some opposition from residents it does not seem unsure their protests will be overcome when %hey are made aware of %he facts. The Alles plant will bring in millions of dollars toKitchene?s tax coffers as well as prosperity to the small tOWIL While tradition and sentimentality do not lack in importance$ they cannot &and in the way of material promess.

A special report from B ridg epo rt# Connecticub last week revealed this area is high on the lists of those firms wishing to reloca%e in CaI-=k A meeting of %heC.I.Alles company revealed plans for a $57 million factory to be built in Kitcheneps industrial bowel near the peaceful neighbouring village of Neidleburgen. Although there has been

Right To Predudice?

In recent monthsithas become almost readily realizable that in the course of certain events that Greek letter societies, also refer red to asfra%ernities, should be reassessed as to their releveance and value. At the University of Wa%erloo$ the Stoodent Federation maintains that only it has the right %O Offh2kLlly gh? recognition to s%udent groups, and they refuse to give official recognition to fraternities or any similar group which it feels is discrimate in its admission of members where suchadmission criteria is based on per= sonal characteristics~

policy?

Imdustry Is Essential

The inhabitants of the neighbouring to-23 in sent a strongly wave worded petition to the f ederal * . e-m .e . government ln wasmngton They claim the building of a $57 million plant to construct platinum doorknobs will ruin the town’s economy@ We wholehear%edly do not disa.. gree with the burghers3 statements and joininsaying the e v i 1 moneygrabbers might do worse than stay out of our Pennsylvania-Dutch heartland* Dutchland uber alles=

POINT Whose

TENPIN

nors

People Are Important The residents of neighboring Neidleburgen must be commended on the forceful way ln which they didnotfail to move to disallow speculators from grabbing their precious farmlands and turnbg it from cropgrowing to industrialization which the CJO Alles firm proposed to do when its annual report was released in Bridgeport* Connecticut* last Thursday everdr4h The inhabitants of neighboring Neidleburgen reacted quickly to the proposalofthe CX Alles firm (which ws released las% Thursday evening at their Twenty-fif%h Annual Stockholders and Stocktakers Meeting in Brid-

Issue

diseases

and ins-

Approximately 15 percent are war casualties* many 0f %he wounded being victims of Vietcong terrorisme He saw 0W two cases of patients burned by phosphorus shells and most of the doctors he %alked with had never seen a napalm case0 *** These findings, the Times has acknowedged$ are strong evidence for U.S. claims thatitistakingspeclal precautions no%to injum civilians while realizing %hat i% is inevitable some will be victims. The London Economis% re= cen%ly suggested it accep%ed this view of whatwas actually hiking place. It may be that fact does eventually catch UP wi%h fiction,, although it takes a Lang time.

by ERSTWHILE

CHECKOHPOINT

Rag staff writer

I happened to see a ra%her interesting hand last weeka I was down in New York for the Annual Convention of the American Society of Itinerant Ukelele Stringers when I came upon this hand. My old friends Hedley Wissker and Mark Kards were sitting north south. South opened with a club and West ordered two cokes from a pas sing waitera North promp%ly doubled this bid and the bidding paused while E as% pondereda His problem was whether to spike his coke wi%h Sco%ch or RummO He then decided to pass and upon his return from the Washroom tossed in a cue bid of two spadesa This8 of course9 was the Wilkinson Convention indicating that he held at least 13 cards in his handa South then bi.d two notrump signtiying the ace of diamonds* three spades and a feeble mind,, West bid three clubs much to %he d.is= gust of East who mumbled Non-students: University

$4 of

Waterloo,

annually.

Authorised Waterloo,

as Ontario.

second-

something corwdw his doubts as to the legitimate birth of the former. The bidding finally concluded when North bid three notrump% East doubled8 South homered and West struck outa NORTH

WEST

EAST

SOUTH

West led the Ace of Clubs+ North tossed the biddy* and when East dropped a rose* South was plainly euchred* Wes% took a swing at North who duckedm East pulled a 25mm Walther PPK and Sou%h whipped out his mathete and ne&ly severed East$s arm at the wrist. And there i% was3 bridge fans8 one of the most interes%ing hands I have seen all year laying there on the table clutching a Wal%her PPKe

ONLY

EDITION

- last year

UNIVERSITY

OF WATERLOO,

WATERLOO,

ONTARIO,

FRIDAY,

MARCH

3 pages, .I8 section

22, Km3

- TEN POSAP PENNIES

-Campus Centre Opens ay At U. of W. by BILL

DESMOND

The stidents at the campus of the University of Waterloo

are ecstatic today as their longawaited Campus Centre Building will be opened to them.

Vietnam from column

Three

Rag staff writer

HUP TWO 34~Suzuki Mobilised six-man model that the Berlin Band hopes to use in to-day’s

quadrangles which will appoint scapegoats to apower.. less central government under the LB&backed imperialists in Saigon. Meanwhile, the ‘de facto warden of all Vietnam, Ho Chi Minh$ will be able to rule without interference from below-the lower structures will be too busy playing with themselv-

Pianos demonstrates its and Elmiry Marching parade and opening.

f?S?

Rag Pit by Rhinoceros Armpitz

Campus Paper Obscenities Raise Local Complaints .

by DAlSEY

E. MORON

Rag staff writer

The student newspaper of the University of Waterloo has offended the prurient interest of the citizens of the Twin Cities. In their issue of Friday March 15% the Chevron carried an obviously phony ad containing. a fourletter word which was repeated many times. The illeged obscene word mea.ns d% have an awareness and understanding of everything around you? The intent of this obscene act was made even more lucid and clear elsewhere in the sharneful ad spoof where the filthy students wrote tc wear out your fingers? The ad feebly satirizes the upstanding telephone campany which serves this comEspecially it slanmunity. ders the commerciti advertising section of this company’s directories. The disgusting four-letter word appears four times in this item. Kitchener police department’ s vice-squad will ptiss charges as soon as they find time to gather evidence. They are currently cleaning up the Elmiry

Lootheran bingo ring which is making it difficult for the loca3 parishes to make money for charity balls. The complaint ahut the filth at the university was laid by Mrs. Minnie Blemish, whose husband used to be on the Board of Governors at the U. of W. Mrs. Blemish has been phoning everybody* as she put ita *% prevent the furtner distribution to our moral public of fiis squalid vulgarity.” ‘&These ’ students have got to be put in their place. They’re not spending enough time studying and learning what they’re supposed to? Mrs. Blemish went as far to call the provincial boss* Mrs. John &Captain Parmenteti Robarts, who was licking trading stamps at the time. Mrs. Robarts was in agreement with Mrs. Blemish say@h 4iIt% time something was done about these smartaleck students and their scandalsheets. I had John take away those immoral beer advertisemen& from the campus tabloids. Maybe we should make it illegal for them to have any ads at all. That would fix them?

&#I hope to learna lot while in Vietnam,s’ Goldbrick said* “In addition to making a killing on the yellow market* I feel there will be more oppx-h.mity to make a profit in the ICC, and since Ho Chi Minh is only a fraternity which I don? recognizes I knew there will be nothing to worry about. %nd when I get back home* X3m going to marry (maybe a girl) in New HambWp

MRS. MINNIE BLEMISH . . .puckers for press

Tradition Followed Following in the line of his father Jack Yensen Sr.* Jack Yensen Jr.# named his son Jack Yensen Jr. Thus Jack Yensen Jr. (No. 1) is now Jack Yensen Sr. (No. 2)

Sunny, Wild

WHETHER Continuing wild, no wind, from the north. Freezing snow, 57 degrees, chance of tropical storm (Details page 33, section 8).

INDEX

“All right Morgan, you know the rule aoou1 Traternities on campus!”

Ann Slanders. Sandy Bared. PageThree.-., O’Pitts Obits. Comics.. . . .

-. . , . . . . , . . . . . + . . ppage 144 . *. . . . . . . . . . . . -. . . iwe 3 . ..* ,,,,. . ..=... page 3 . . , , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . page 13 . . . . . . . . . T . . . . . . . - guess

Che Ckpoint.

. . . , . . . . , . , . Se ?, , . who cares

Concerts

UNIWAT (KP) (Chevron Press)Homecoming Chairman DorrylPayneranounced the other day the igning of famed singerGor.on Lighffoot for not one but would you believe) three [omecuming Concerts. Pay.er said he thought it would be a neat idea to have three once&$ one for each of his lbums (if the third is ever eleased). ‘#That way all the people on he executive of the Homeuming Committee, who get n free8 can hear &PiddIin* let@ three times instead of

The students will have the privilege to witness the opening ceremonies to be performed at 12:30 pm noon. The

And

Circus

just one?? added Payner. 44Wepre also bringing in a circus (a real one with lions and tigers and bears* and a daring young man on the flying trapeze) in an effort to add a small touch of variety to the Homecuming activities.*’ Payner saidhe hopedto set a precedent for majorweekends. %etting precedents is fun,‘$ he added* 44Maybe for Winterland we cangetaLan= caster bomber and convert it into a coffee shop?

Bridgeport Man Off To Vietnam BRIDGEPCRT (KPM &-year-old Bridgeport man Left Tuesday for Sue Bhac, VietnamB to become a bu+ zaucrat with the Irrational :onfusion Commission. He will join the Polish pacifist Alexander Gabriel Vaneydtevra and the great Indian Maharishi Mehesh 3WU* Wnas~ who are currently getting nowhere in the pursuit of piece. M/Myth Harold D. Goldbrick is the sonof Mrs. Ho> ace Dung Goldbrick of 2469 Bridge Street Southeast and Horace Dung Goldbrick of no fixed address. Goldbrick was home for a week after a tour of off-duty in Nastyha$ the Bahamas& where he was working onhis Piled High and Deep thesis, but Nastyhau Lutheran University refused to grant him his degree because the thesis was suggestive (it. was about cows) and because he quoted Dr. George Haggar as apolltical expert outstanding in his field. Goldbrick said, for the Record, that he was going to Vietnam under the sponsorship of the Graduate Student Society to do gorilla research for them. dtTheGrad Cong are having great difficulty in their gorillawarwith the Iler military regime backed by the Corporate Liberal Fascists in the Federation of Stoodents. Despite the financial and moral back.. ing of the great Peoples8 R& public of Philosophys the Bad Brad Glad Grad Grab Fad is not succeeding? About the current situation in Vietnam, Goldbrickoffered a tried..and..true solution

o the problem. % will be necessary to demoralize evm %yone. This can be done by naking both governments pork under impossible syssms. d8I propose that South Vietzim be divided into four Continued

on COI. 3

Chancellor of the Aryan At?fairs Commission, The Mighty Myth Harold D. Goldbrick, Assistant Publisher of the Rag* will speak at the first ophishal opening. Also, there will be the AAC% Berlin And Elmiry Marching Band which may use its marching piano if it arrives in tim.e. The opening will feature obscene Jim Nagel$ Editor of The Chevron who will recall some of the grossexchanges of words that students used in their vain attempts to force the sensible adminis t&ion to build an unnecessary building that only students would get much use out of. Religion Editor of the I&W Rag, Sandy Bared, who is also Chief Druid of The Aryan Affairs Commission& to have delivered the in~oc~+ tion, but will be unable to & tend due to a previous commitment-he is spending two weeks at Bible SchooL The organizers have promised not to disappoint the students who were to be thrilled by Mister Bared. Instead of an invocation* they will have a convocation.

Lots Married In 1965 approximately 50 percent of married people in the United States were females. The statistic does not include California.

BOMBS AWAY-Testing began this week on a new nuclear rocket system, a top-secret defence project at the U. of W. The launching tube, not yet tested, is cleverly disguised as a not-so-cleverly-designed unesthetic smokeabatement facility. Tip came from lgor Gouzenko’s son *who is training on campus as a narc and doubleagent.