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45 Reasons why W.L.U. wiII lose
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-They like losing, it adds to their image. , -We have Dick AMridge., -Accordmg to the Kh-d thesis by Luther. “Thou shalt not play feetsball, ye - followers of mine.” .‘. -We have Wayne ‘Houston. =The recent ‘Psychic blow of having a Catholic church appear across the ri6ad from them will leave the players psycmcally down in tne mouth. _I ., ’ , :; ; -We have Glen Grosse. _’ -We will outnumber their fans 3 to 1 (a number of W.L.U’thers have been . Hans Bauer, Director of Music at attracted by U. of W. image and will be puU.ing for us deep down in their , tratorous little hearts. the, University of Waterloo, was a -We have Terry Cooke. -’ smashing success at Dalhousie. Uni-Carl Totzke ,has been practicing 36 new secret plays guaranteed to give us versity last Sunday. He and his wife, j 36 touchdowns. _‘.! I_*% LWe have Walt Finden. Luba Sluzar, played to a full -house -Their pre-game meal will be poisoned. ’ * on this East coast campus. Mr. Bauer -We have ‘Jock Tindale. on the violin and Mrs. ‘Bauer on the -Bob Celeri had a mgntmare in which a triangle that looked like Kim Novae and a parabola that looked like Jonathan Winters were bemg Jomed I by a ‘piano are nationally and internationhyperbohc paraboloid. Any genius wno happens to be smart knows the in- ’ N ally known as the University of Watherent instabtilty resulting tram leavmg out the rectangle in such a dream. erloo Duo. -We have Brian Jrvine. -Our field has been seeded with grass grown in the Vat&n gardens. The, Duo appeared as the,’ first con-We have Dave Aldworth. cert of a twelve-concert series spon-Toronto Argoes have been coaching the Chicken-Hawks. (and we know Hans- Bauer: Music Director, U. of W;, currently directing a concert series. 3 where the Argoti ended up). sored by Dalhousie University and its -We have Bob fiamtord. Students’ Council. Admission to this -When there are lots of girls on Campus it takes one’s mind off the serious concert, and j the entire. series is free things such as winning football games. It’s a simple exercise in iogic to discover that the Chicken Hawks, with their abundance otfemale admirers for all Dalhousie students and general . , will be drained of energy. \ , Halifax public. The audience was exWe have Bob Franks. Mr. C. C. Brodeur offered the been tabled until the next S.C. meet. ceedingly appreciative. . -We have more mlls on our campus than, they do. Therefore we can expect + ’ opinion at Wednesday’s first Students’ ing, to allow the Faculty Reps to gain more “peak’ performances. This Sunday, the ,University of ,. -’ Council meeting that if Council failed the students’ point of‘ view on this .-We have M&e Law. Waterloo Duo opens - the Concert-’ -We have more valleys on campus than W.L.U. Using the saml logic, we -” _ to agree upon a solution for students’ issue. -_ therefore have more pools of talent. -Series at St. Msachael”s College. The parking fines, other than complete President Dick Van Veldhuisen -We have Doug Peacock. concert will consist of a lecture and- neglect,< then the University J would will form a President’s Committee on- Our cheerleaders have been practicing Cartwheels, and it is expected that : . ,have, two alternatives: recital of +temporary music. either to note j the Constitution with the assistance the shock of seeing a ,cartwheel will drive our players wild with sensual pleasure. Not even a Chicken-Hawk can face up agamst a slobbering, grinThere is a concert series at the. the violation on the student’s record. _of ’ the Vice-Pres., Joe Recchia. This ning, 200 lb. deviate. as a sign of lack of co-operation, or committee will attempt to create an University of Waterloo, but. it costs \ -We have Dennis Attwood. I to turn over the notification of the effective constitution by the end of -Frank Mahavolich will be playing halfback for us. a student $2.00 for each performance. . fine to .the Business Office andif the this fall term. In other business, -We have Gerry Aho. The reason for this is that the Board have it straignt from Linus and Snoopy that the Great Pumpkin will student still failed tb pay the fine, to Council ratified the payment of $1.00. -We of Student Activities, unlike other smile upon the Warriors. withhold the student’s marks. The to Mr. J. Bingeman, agreeing that this -We have George Hunsberger. . ’ universities, -will not subsidize such a matter was returned to- the Executive particular episode is a good lesson to -The traumatic- experience of losing all the float parade prizes again this ‘ series. Board for a decision. all concerned. From now on, a conyear will leave a cloud of doom hanging over W.L.U. \ ‘. Mr. Bauer, although he has been tract will be required in all business -We have Lou Jarabek. * A petition, signed by over 700 en‘This year we choose the referees. asked to appear all over the world, dealings. gineers, was received by Council from -We have Mike Schankula. ’ i >L has not been asked to play at the the -Engineering Society. It requests -This issue will be liberally spread around the W.L.U. campus.‘Its enough to University of Waterloo even though confuse anyone. a new- system of election in order to he is an employee of the Students’ -We have Frank Brewster. __. , provide greater representation and :A sing-song is being organized. We will be singing*“shame, shame on you.” council., ’ 1 _ _ _ IL also “Rep- by Pop.” The petition has It is- meant to cause embarrassment over their shameful’conduct at the Kent i last Thursday, October 22. While W.L.U. was wallowing in sin U. of W. ,, was contemplating the tier points of education. It’s true because the Tele-,:, ’ _ gram said so. -_ \ At the beginning of the academic year, each student paid $8.50 for in-We have James Ross. Paul Berg, Theatre YAdministrator, -The University police have promised to let anyone park anywhere on camsurance coverage by the Economic Mutual Brsurance Company. Since that announced today that the cost. of a pus if the Warriors win. /’ ’ time a number of students who have equivalent coverage , - under P.S.I. or some’ tickets for the remaining Concert -We have Steve Case:> . U.S. Strategic Air Command I has scheduled a flyover with 9,786 bombsimilar agency have withdrawn from the university ins,urance plan. When a Series and the Drama Series has been :The ers. Each bomber will be Dulling a dead Chicken-Hawk, which has been _student visits a doctor. he should indicate by which insurance company he is reduced from $2.00 to $l.OO. He said pierced by a black and yellow ar%ow. , that students with- season tickets covered. -We have John Cruickshank. would be refunded the ,difference. The --Joe-Brown is trying for one of the referee spots. The University health services are responsible for those covered by reason for this move is to ‘encourage -We have- Pete Messner. Economic Mutual; students should go to the health offices in Annex 1 to arstudents to enjoy the Theatre pro-Mars and Venus ,will be in conjunction for the game. Mars, the warrior gram. Mr. Berg is required to operate planet exerts the stronger influence. Besides, astrologists make better foot; range payment of doctors’ fees. Xt should be noted that a doctor’s bill is not ball players. the Theatre on a “break-even” basis sufficient. The, attending physician’s statement with diagnosis must b& present; -We have Richard Gage, Alf Dick, Keith MacRae, Jim Edgar, Reg Cressand thus must charge everyone. Mr. ed before Health Services will be able to act. In addtiion,, a report of accident If-e Ian MacNaught on, Brian Moritz, and a multitude of replacements. Berg said he would like to see more A Forty-sixth and Final Reason is that the Gerontocracy of U. of -W. form, available in Annex 1, should be presented to the Health Service-by any students enjochese events which are ! have issued the sequacious’ prelibation that the--above 45 taradiddles are sufhcistudent injured in any of the universities organized sports. -being, brought to the Theatre. i ent and tantamount to total commitment. We will be offering a bribe.
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- EXF)ECTATiONS Students on this campus apparently want a student -government and want the activities run by student affairs. They alsd want the benefits that they are receiving. However, they are failing in their duty to help. This was evident in the response to Students’ Council elections. There are positions, though, other than Students’ ’ Council which need student representation: There are several committees on campus which %eed student representation and student views to function properly. Some of these committees and functions thereof are necessary for the immediate present while others are geared to planning for the future functions of the University. For example, the President’s Committee on Student Discipline and University Regulations needs three student representatives. The Theatre Committee neds two students to plan the programming for next year. The President’s Project Committee for the Campus, Centre Building needs six students (five undergraduates and one graduate). The University Health Services Committee needs two student members. In addition, one student is needed on the Athletic Directorate. As well, there are many areas in the Board of External Relations and the Board of Student Activities which need student leadership, organization and planning. This newspaper, itself, needs a number of reporters to cover the many facets of life on this campus. Has student help appeared from past appeals? NO. Unless more student help appears soon, quite a few of the activities will have to be dropped and student representation on these important University committees will come to an end.
THE EDITOR REPLIES TO CHUMAK’S LETTER
Sir: I feel that I must write to complain ‘about the nauseatingly consistent comments in the Coryphaeus concerning the Red Ensign, God Save The Queen, and in some cases the Queen herself. I -might remind Mr. A. J. Kellingworth III, whoever he may. be (he is apparently too afraid of the consequences to let his true identity be known), ,_ that whether he l&es it or not “God Save the Queen” is the national anthem of Canada, and as such should be played in its entirety, not just the first line. It may be a surmise to Mr. Kellingworth to learn that many of us are deeply affected by the playing of “The Queen” and have absolutely n0 feeling towards the French folk song known & “0 Canada .” Finally, it is completely ,b;yond me why some people, especially members of the Coryphaeus. staff last year and this, would want to tear down a flag with a distinguished record which traces the history of our country and replace it with a rag which can be used equally well for a sign of surrender or the emblem signifying the location of a Red Cross clinic. Alan Price, 2A Mech. Eng.
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From the Right Sir: In his reply to Mr. Alex Chumak’s letter on peaceful co-existence Mr. A. Arnason seems to forget that in this “game” of international chess, although each player may upset the board, the “game” goes on. On the one side we have a regime for whom co-existence means the removal of all obstacles to its winning, otherwise it threatens all inCreaSe in “tensions." On the other side we have the socalled ‘defender of freedom in the West’ for whom co-existence means appeasement. It is. like the father who would give his son a yacht,,rather than have him cry. This ‘defender’ allows its students to go to Cuba to communize with Castro and sends its scientists to Prague to make pacifist
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” Canada is ,a self-made country and as Talleyrand once said about a self made man: “I am sure God is pleased that He need not accept the responsibility.” For who indeed would want the responsibility for that great enigma known as Canada? It is an unnatural nation formed out of economic desperation and fear of an ambitious enemy; uniting together two different cultures and races who were to survive together by means of a fragile
FROM THE MIDDLE Sir: (In reply to Mr. Chumak’s letter of Oct. 20.) Mr. Chumak, your blurt out that we must “grant real freedom” to the non-Russian people within the Soviet Union. That we must “wipe out” the international plague of Communism. Why? Are they trying to impose their ideas on you? What the . . . . do you think you’re trying to. do to them? ‘Who are you to condemn a foreign way -of life. Seems to me that, like Hitler, you’re trying to play God. But then you’re not ,a Magi, are you? Your idea of “spreading freedom” seems to be the destruction of any disagreeable state and culture. I won; der what you’d call it s if the roles were reversed? Might you call it agression? Do you think we held other countries because we’re “nice”? Don’t kid yourself! We want something . . . influence, po’wer etc. It may be discreet and behind the scenes, but according to the bard, “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” You equate fanatic with Communist, strangely enough I had thought of applying that same term to you, but then, you’re. not a communist. are you, Mr. Chumak, you -love “your” freedom, you’re a patriot?! \ According to your theory, we will experience a peaceful rebuilding of humanity once we are rid of those ‘nasty’ Communists. Have you ever read any history Mr. Chumak, or any news papers, for that matter? The history of “humanity,” with or without the air of Communism, has been one of war, rapine. murder and enslavement. What are we to “rebuild”? If you have a moment to spare from your “righteousness,” examine our idea of. freedom. i.e. “Do what you want . . . Iour .way!” Peter Loch, Arts I
propaganda,This ‘defender’trains Indochinese military men in how to suppress anti-communist. movements in Malaysia, sends wheat to Russia to cushion the people against the reality of Marxist agriculture; sends whole drugstores to Cuba, endless supplies to Poland, money to Nasser with which to subvert anti-communist governments in Israel and Yemen, withdraws money from anti-cornmunists in Laos, supports Communist Ghana, and whistles while a ,wall goes up around Berlin. . Peaceful I) co-existence cannot be one-sided. It has only won the West the loss of, as Mr. Chumak points
out, “Cuba, South Vietnam, Laos, Berlin,” and to add, Hungary, East Germany, Zanzibar, Ceylon, Indonesia, Ghana, Egypt, and perhaps soon Italy or France. The solution must lie in, as Mr. Arnason says, “enlightened international relations and foreign aid,” but this must not make the West seem as a paper-tiger-forfreedom. The West must be firm in its position and discontinue aid payments to nations unwilling to cooperate. The West must follow a plan of, as Senator Goldwater says, Peace through Strength.” Martin Pagnan, S.J.C.
system of peaceful co-existenc,e and compromise. Today, this grand design can crumble with the problem of Quebec. It seems that articles written by both English and French-Canadians has only helped to confuse the matter. The English-Canadian still does not understand what the French-Canadian wants and French Canada does noti care what the rest of Canada thinks. Hence the well-meaning. efforts of the Federal Government and interested citizens to solve the problem are f aliures. Biligualism and bi-culturalism amuse and anger the people of Quebet where English speaking persons learn French as an necessity justified by self-interest. .
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No;, the root problem is a social revolutioE1;\a sum total of industrialization,z urbanization, and education under the impact of mass communications. In short, French \ Canadians want a 20th Century way of life that will maintain their cultural identity, give them’ Westmount affluence, and access to lucrative jobs on St. James Street. To achieve greater financial inde.pendence the Quebec government has embarked upon a ‘program of reform. It has nationalized hydro power, implemented a, ,modern educational program’ and now plans to develop a steel industry. This economic and educational proCo&d on Page 3
by A. J. Kellingworth, III . White and black. Walter Jenkins. Civil rights. Would you let your daughter marry one of them? Handshaking, backbiting. Lies. Half-truths. Bobby Baker. Homosexuality. Films showing topless bathing suits. Khrushchev deposed. Yanqui Go Home! Ho Chi- Minh. Brezhnev. “A retaliatory force is already under way.” NATO. United Nations. Social Security. Tax cuts. Free enterprise. $ocialized medicine. Upstate, downstate, all around the murdered civil rights workers. Driving while drinking. Isolationist. Comprimise. Hypocrite. . WHOSE FINGER DO YOU WANT ON THE NUCLEAR BUTTON? On Tuesday, the citizens of the United States will vote to elect a president. As a Canadian, I may only watch: Hopefully, my fears will not be realized and, instead, the voters will choose according to their minds and not according to their emotions alone. Au i- Hz0 = H2S. I
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I went home the’ other weekend, to my family, to close freinds, to good fellowship, and to one sonofabee with whom I spent two hours in an effort to explain the difference between Waterloo Lutheran and University of Waterloo, with an added attempt at Waterloo University College. Either I was utterly unintelligible or he was a fool; possibly both. In any case, when I had finished, I was no further ahead than when I had begun, and the unenlightened soul was slightly amazed as I struck him a solid left ot the beezer, called it an evening, and drank myself into Oblivion (which, I believe, is one of the colleges at Brock U. Or is it Trent which is in St. Catharines?). I In view of last week’s activities, Mr. Jonas Bingeman seems to indicate that he believes he has the University by the short and curly. He is wrong. .-There are a number of’ ethical halls available which can accommodate Univer. sity functions. Hqwever, Mr. Bingeman’s unusual behaviour, if nothing else, has underscored the urgent need for a Campus Union which will provide large, pleasant surroundings for University dances and meetings. I am- the last to say “let’s get with it,” but, in this case, 1. must. At the present rate of progress, my grandchildren may be present at the sod-breaking. ‘Ir”” _WELCOME GRADS! This is the usual greeting on this Weekend of Weekends. You who have left this santuary of learning are no longer concerned with the problems which we, the students, must endure. You are, no doubt, already reasonably secure in your positions as educators, engineers, and so .on. We, on the other hand, must battle to overcome senile professors, a half-completed Arts Library,’ mud, apathy and numerous other obstacles before we may become alumni. Alumni - almost a hallowed expression. Undergraduates say it only in hushed tones of great awe. With great pride, therefore, I salute you, Alumni. But our dance will be bigger and better than yours. I
This note is addressed to the gentlemen in the crowd. ‘(At least, it is directed at those of the male gender.) Send your study-shined pants to the cleaners, men; shine your booties; put some slickum on your dandruffed hair; wash the ring from your neck; borrow your roomie’s tie; dash home and steal dad’s Buick; brush away the smell of ale on your breath; find a pair of socks that match. What? You mean that your ‘chick isn’t coming up for the weekend? Sorry. As you were. Why don’t you ask one of the Universities lovelies7 Oh. I’m sorry I mentioned it. Back to the Kent.
The CORYPHAEUS
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-Who Gets Into College?
by Wayne Tymm
qditorial Daily Universe, University
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“There is so much pressure today for students to succeed, that students analyze a teacher to detect his approach, memorize a stereotyped set of facts, cram the facts into one’s head, regurgitate them for the test, and conveniently forget the material so it won’t confuse the next set of facts to be memorized. The creative student wants to think, to analyze, and then to follow up this train of thought, but he denies himself this pleasure.” “Some of the greatest men of all time have had their conflicts with orthodoxy.” “John F. Kennedy and Franklin D. Roosevelt would have had a difficult time getting into the college of their choice had they to ‘do it over again. Winston Churchill flunked out of Sandhurst twice and was reinstated by his father’s influence. Albert Einstein failed his entrance examinations and it was only the influence of a friend that made it possible for him to continue his higher studies of math. Thomas Alva Edison was sent home from his school with the reproach of his teacher. The man thought it best that the young boy not return. His mind was dull, it didn’t fur&on like the other boys’ minds did. In short, how many potentially brilliant men are forced to sacrifice their creativity so they may reproduce knowledge to the satisfaction of their classrdom professor? How many men who won’t sacrifice their ability to create can’t get in to graduate school?
Three weeks ago, a chaplain at Carleton University subjected himself to a flood of criticism by suggesting that premarital sexual relations are justifiable if they contribute to personal growth. Writing in The Carleton, multidenominational campus chaplain. Rev. Gerald W. Paul, said the reasonable student today does not think the Church is justified in relating the commandments prohibiting adultery to a bit of sex engaged in by two unmarried students. Mr. Paul said students generally adopt one of two attitudes toward premarital sex: the one, an absolute self-denial of sex outside marriage, the other, a relative approach to sex activities, an outlook fostered by the social, religious, and psychological insights of postVictorian thinkers. The latter group might feel that students should be free to seek a release from the tensions of university life in whatever manner they like. , According to Mr. Paul, the “open door” policy toward sex is not new, but with modern methods of contraception, students have less to fear than did their parents. Instead of an “outmoded” and “irrelevant” absolute standard supported by God, Mr. Paul suggested an ethic of love; “unless we are certain that sexual union will contribute to the growth of the other person, we should leave it alone.” Spokesmen of the three churches represented by Mr. Paul said the matter would be investigated. And the matter was investigated for, last week, Rev. F. R. Harback, Presbytery chairman of the United Church of Canada in Ottawa, released a statement which commended Mr. Paul on writing his article but said that “much of the material used was in shockingly poor taste and the Christian ethic was not clearly expressed.” The statement went on to say that the article by Mr. Paul was misunderstood, misinterpreted and obscure to all but a few. The presbytery asked that the “Christian teaching related to the subject be stated with clarity and precision” in any future writing by Mr. Paul. Later, Mr. Paul agreed that his article was misinterpreted and denied that it condoned premarital sex. I agree also. The Reverend Gerald W. Paul wrote an article for The Carleton, an article, I might add, (that was not solicited by the newspaper.)- In that article
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Continued from Page 2 gram requires capital and capital is what Quebec lacks most. To get more if it the province has demanded more powers of taxation and greater revenue from other taxes from the Federal Government. If these demands and others are not met, many FrenchCanadians, both within the pr?vincial government and outside, feel that
At three o’clock one Tuesday, a Hertz rent-a-truck and eleven artsmen left Queen’s University campus to steal the sentry-box from the gate of the Royal Military College. The heist had been planned for five days, and the plan was complete in every detail. The truck arrived at the gate of R.M.C. and esven men jumped out while four stayed with the truck. Th seven deployed themselves: three took up strategic positions as sentries, and the remaining fdur lifted the sentry-box which was in direct line with the door and window of the commissionaires office. The box was carried without incident to the truck where the Magnificent Eleven lifted it in the back. On return to campus the Eleven Little Indians revelled in their success. The jubilation was short lived, however, as the next day the military police demanded the return of the box, or the Pirates Eleven would face a court charge. Being, deep down inside, intelligent, the conspirators returned the object of their affection. A photographer with the Ubyssey, student newspaper at the University of British Columbia, has plans for a group picture to end all group pictures. Don Hume, recently announced he wants to take a group picture of UBC’s 16,000 students
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separation from the rest of Canada might be the only answer. Then, what must be our attitude? Should English-Canadians concede to French demands or should we as some have suggested “Call their bluff.” In my opinion, there is no choice. We must yield, in principle, to the French demands. I say this because it is the only way of remaining Canadian. Whether we realize it or not, Cana-
Mr. Paul distinctly voiced his view of how the “reasonable student” of today views the Church: it is not “justified in relating the commandments prohibiting adultery to a bit of sex engaged in by two unmarried students.” Nothing could be more misinterpreted. Mr. Paul voiced his own opinion of what. he felt many students thought not what he thought himself. However, in expressing his own views, Mr. Paul unfortunately offered himself as a target for the Church’s criticism. To the Church, Mr. Pa& was wrong .in making a public statement qoncerning such a critical problem as premarital sex. As a minister of the Church, he should not, have spoken out, for in speaking out, he could do no more than harm his reputation by drawing unfavourable criticism. Many people might agree with hr. Paul, but a Church’s attitudes particularly those toward sex - are sacred and are (accepted by that all-important “id,” Society.) Few members of the public would risk speaking out against such views for they would -only expose themselves to disgust and ridicule. Mr. Paul’s article was drowned in a series of meek, but effective, comments by the United Church presbytery. It was probably impressed upon Mr. Paul that he should immediately revoke his statement on the basis of its not being good for the “Christian ethic.” Why was this done? Because it was the easiest way to remove from public view a piece. of dirty washing that had soiled the Church’s dignity. Did it never occur to the members of the United Church presbytery in Ottawa that instead of blindly refuting the validity of Mr. Paul’s personal statement, they might offer a counter-statement to lessen is effect? Whatever happened, whatever those Church officials thought is cloaked in silence and will remain so. 1 Mr. Paul did not advocate free love. What he did do was suggest that the Church take a more progressive attitude toward the youth of today. So, ‘after all, why shouldn’t those officials have acted so quickly in nullifying Mr. *Paul’s article? A blow in the direction of that sacred cow, religious attitudes, cannot be permitted. If in the nullifying process, an individual loses his individuality, why should the Church worry? The public soon forgets. I agree. Mr. Paul’s article was “misunderstood, misinterpreted, and ob? scure to all b@ a few” - it was obscure to those officials of the Church, the very group that deemed it “correct” to criticize Mr. Paul’s words. Amen. dian Confederation is based on an abstract principle of nationalism, a nationalism which Bruce Hutchinson describes as “a dim, impalable, dumb thing, beyond our power’ to express or even name.” This nationalism, without the co-existing cultures of Canada would make us a carbon-copy of the United States. Therefore, if Quebec is denied the right to economic and cultural autonomy within the framework of Canada’s national insti-
on the university’s football field. Says Hume, “The last group picture of the university was taken in 1923 and its time we had another.” Asked how he would get complete-attendance for the picture Hume quipped, $‘Oh, that’s no problem. People like to see themselves in pictures. But, I don’t mnid if there are a few people missing. Six or seven thousand wouldn’t make any difference.” A 36 minute film called “Kiss” was banned by the Manitoba censors before it could be shown to a University of Manitoba audience earlier this month., The film consists of 12 3-minute sequences, each showing a continuous shot of a couple kissing. One of them shows two boys in this behaviour. The- film was to have been part of a progrma entitled ‘“The North American Expedition of New American Cinema” being Robert Brown, in a university 1 presented by an American, residence auditorium. The chairman of the students’ committee who organized the program said he believed the censors objected to the film scenes were as a whole. “They felt even the heterosexual pornographic,” he said. A censor board spokesman refused comment. Mr. Brown, himself a film-maker, described “Kiss” as a
fun film. Boston recent New York censors’ decision
tutions, she will be alienated from the rest of Canada and Confederation as a dream will be dead. Unless Quebec is accepted as a true partner, donfederation will die long before the alternative of a separate state is ever reached. The necessity for compromise requires mature and understanding people to evolve the only solution, a greater independence for Quebec. It is the price we pay for being Canadian.
audiences liked it and it was shown at the International Film Festival. He added, “The surprised the hell out of me.”
The film’s creator is Andy Warhol, who specializes in filming everyday occurances without moving the camera. His other films include “Sleep,” a six-hour continuous sequence of .a man sleeping. The aim of the NAENAC is to show “avant garde” American films. Among the other films in the program are two political satires and an updated Greek legend. “Kiss” was left in the custody of the censors until it could be shipped back to its New York owners. Some members of the staff of the University of British Columbia have found a way to augment their salaries. They are reported to be selling their parking stickers to students who want to avoid long walks and have the money to pay for them. Informed sources say staff members who do not drive cars to campus are selling their faculty parking stickers to students. One student visited three female staff members to try to buy a sticker but they had already sold them. The selling price of a contraband parking sticker is not known.
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Dr. Kreuger Speaks Of Geography Dr.% Ralph R. Kreuger is a professor and the chairman of the department of geography at the University of Waterloo. A noted speaker and author of many valuable papers on regional. planning .he worked on land-use planhing research in Waterloo County. He has carried out resaerch projects for the city of London in urban development and traffic analysis for the Federal Department of Mines and Technical Surveys. Dr. Krueger’s major \. field of interest is the problem of industrialization and urbanization in the Niagara fruit belt.
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Once upon a time the& w&s a happy little particle family which lived down in the shade of a lithium atom. There was Papa Proton, Mama Neutron, the little 1s twins, ‘and the youngest member. of the family, 2s. Little 2s was ,a merry little fellow whose favourite pastime was spread? ing out and making like a wave, which caused his. mother to spew forth alpha particles and dirty language. She had always had trouble finding \ him since the day he ,was- delivered by Dr. Heinsenberg. One day Mama Neutron stuck her head duty through the dotted Swiss orbitals covering the window of their happy little nucleus and shouted, “Junior”. She always called 2s “Junior” because she couldn’t remember his name. “Junior,” she said, “you may play anywhere you please (as long as you fill the Schroedinger wave equation), but don’t go near the .flourine atom. He is 8 horrible, mean, electronegative old ogre who loves to take little 2s electrons and *chain them into 2p bonds.” “All right Mama,” said little 2s, and he went skipping merrily up the energy levels in the garden behind the nucleus. It was a wonderful day and, 2s was so full of energy (hv) that he gamboled about emitting childish ultraviolet waves of joy. Suddenly little 2s felt a tug at his probability function. There leering over the garden was the flourin’e atom. “Come into my 2p level”, said the flourine atom to the trembling little electron, meanwhile kicking another unfortunate electron back to its orbital. “You’ll have ,lots of little playmates there.” And before he knew it, little 2s found himself snatched away screaming as the flourine ion (now atom) went racing down the road chortling to himself. Suddenly’ the flourine ion stopped short. On the path ahead was a beautiful, irresistably obvious member of an oposite group. “Hi, Big Boy,” she said. “Come up and see me some time. Just try the third electrolytic vat on the left and ask for Anne.” Little did the flourine ion know, but this was the little electron’s fairy scientist, Anne Ode, who just hap . pened to be analyzing the situation. The flourine ion felt irresistibly drawn by her magnetic personality. “You and I could emit beautiful spec-
Dr. seuger feels that the emphasis in geography is the way in which man’s relation to environment can be used in planning for a better use of land and resources. ,There is a great demand for geographers in the fields of teaching, government, and research agencies, industries and municipal and regional planning agencies. This department under Dr. Krueger has become involved in research at both provincial and federal levels. Currently they are making a study for the Ontario ‘Economic Council of the effectiveness of regional ’ development programmes in the province of Ontario. The University of Waterloo has just started a graduate programme in geography. The two year master’s course in geography and regional planning is the first of its kind in Canada and “reflects the basic philosophy that geography is not only a worthwhile academic subject but can be applied to the solution of problems associated with economic development and regional planning.” tra together, baby,” he said, pushing his eyes back in and straightening. his 2p orbital. “To coin a phrase, I bet you tell that to all the cute little electrodes,” rejoined Anne. All\ at once, Anne noticed something strange about the flourine ion. “My, what big orbituals you have.” The flourine ion was caught red (7500A) handed. Suddenly he made a break for it, but too late. The fairy was too quick for him. With a wave of her magic buret she freed the little electron and the flourine ion was rendered immobile. And so my dear children, if someday you are slaving awa in your laboratory over ‘a hot t e!J tube and you find a lithium atom which won’t react, look very closely at it. You will see Papa Proton, Mama Neutron, and three little electrons sitting on the front porch of their happy little nucleus, and you will notice that little 2s always stays near at hand, because he promised to never stray away from , home again.
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Two years ago when I decided to title my articles from the Perth British Empire Games “Letters From The Underworld,” I was using a geographical metaphor, and not until I had returned from Australia did I realize how the subjective atmosphere of a Games Village was akin to a Dostoyevskian dream. That sense of removal from the everyday world has been magnified here. The high barbediwire fence enclosing the Village only serves to keep spectators and autograph hounds out; for the excitement of competition keeps athletes and’their thoughts ever close to the Village and the various Games venues. -
Three former presidents of the National Union of South African Students have been arrested. On 13th : August, Jonty Driver, whose period of office as NUSAS president had just expired, was detained under’ the “Ninety-Day Law.” Under this law, any- citizen of the country may be held for up to 90 days without a judge’s warrant of arrest. Driver had planned to leave for England the following day, to take up a teaching post there. In a ‘telegram to the South African Prime Minister, the Secre-tariat of the International Student Conference (ISC) sharply condemned the action of the South African authorities. At the end’ of July, Adrian Leftwich, NUSAS president in the years 1961-62, was+ arrested under this same “Ninety-Day Law” together with six other persons. Leftwich had \most recently been a lecturer at the University of Capetown. At the beginning of LAugust, Neville Rubin, also a former NUSAS president, was arrested in Mozambique.. It is feared that Portugese authorities will hardly have any objections to extradite Ro-bin to South Africa. These happenings sparked off the largest mass demonstrations so far by South African academics. More than 2,000 professors, lecturers, and students from the University of Capetown called for the . “speedy release or appearance in court’: of all persons who have been detained under the “Ninety Day Law.” In the protest rally, Rector Duminy stated that as early as 1963, at e the time when the propoesd bill was put before parliament, members of the University had publicly ’ objected’ to authorizmg the police in this way to detain persons without warrants of arrest on the grounds 1 that this would violate the principles of a constitutional state. I
Although Tokyo must be one of the world’s most fascinating cities, there’s a general reluctance to explore it - most athletes hardly go outside the Village (except to, train or compete) twice a week. Why? They fear tiring through too much sight-seeing, and they’re so nervous they haven’t the heart to discover anything new or foreign. In my own case, I did’n’t give any thought to touring in Japan until after my competition was completed - it wasn’t procrastination; it was simply that the Games spirit sweeps you .along so completely you can’t give your attention to anything else. News falls in the same category. In the past week, there’s been .a change of government in- Westminster, a palace revolution in the Kremlin, and more punches in the bitter fight for the White House. Yet no /one here seems to care. While the Soviet reaction of indifference to, Khrushchev’s deposition may be unchanged by the G-ames, the ‘unconcern of my usually opinionated British and American friends can only be accounted for by Olympic fever. British sprinter Adrian &Ietcalfe, who is employed by a London newspaper as a political writer, learned of Harold Wilson’s victory only Saturday, and says he won’t look at a newspaper until he gets home. The US Armed Forces Network in the Far East’ (USAFNFE), the only English radio station here, won’t let us forget the campaign, but even the most ardent Democrat doesn’t blink an eyelash when a Goldwater commercial is aired. (The‘USAFNFE has the alarming tendency to play two of 1the Senator’s commercials for ’ I every one of Johnson’s) Coupled with Bill Mills’ surprising lO,OOO-metres win’ last week, Bob Schul’s easy triumph in the 5,000 will explode a number of myths about American distance running. Traditionally, the U.S. could field the best sprinters in the, world, but her performances weakened as the distance increased. Critics have always attributed this weakness to the “softness” of American life. Not enough exercise and too many junky foods have sapped American endurance, runs the argument most recently expounded by Australian super-miler Herb e Elliott. ) But the real reason was in the structure of amateur sport in the States. As long ‘as the colleges provided the sole source of Olympic talent, US distance runners were bound to be outclassed, because four years of college isn’t sufficient to produce a world class runner. But in{ the past five .years many colleges distance stars have kept running beyond graduation, and as a result Uncle Sam’s stable is as good ,as any in the world. Who said hamburgers sL aren’t as nutritious as the bark off trees3 ’ ’ There is at least one heartbreak for :every pleasing performance here, and probably the most distressed athlete in the Village , is Russian javelin thrower Elvira Ozoline. The current world record-holder for the women’s javelin, Elvira could only place fifth in ‘her event. The next morning she went to the Village barbershop and’ tearfully ordered the hairdresser to shave her head bare, a primitive sign of shame in many Eastern countries. Before, her silken black locks aimost danced around her shoulders; now she looked like a lightweight wrestler with a kerchief over his head. The unsung heroes of these Games are the Tokyo police. At anytime of the day, the crowds here are as thick as those at a football game, so when there actually is a sporting event in the city, congestion is magnified beyond belief. But after a full week of competition, no one has been trampled in the crowd, and the police deserve the. credit. During, this period 73,000 oflcicers have been employed in handling the crowds - that’s no exaggeration. ’ e / Since my co.mpetition is over, I’m going to break out of the Village and see the land. I’ll go to Kyote, the ancient capital, and hope to find out something about Buddhism first hand. From there I’ll go to Hiroshima. Then on the return to Tokyo for the’closing ceremonies I’ll try to climb Mount Fiji. The record for the ascent is a mere 2% hours, so I should be abie to run up and slide down in one day.
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Duplicate Results of last Sunday afternoon’s Duplicate bridge game were: 1. Ted Hill and Brian Monkhouse; 2. Abe Paul and Ted Baker; 3. Steve Lazier and Mel Norton; 4. Paul Schnarr and Dave Kueneman. There were six tables in play. Since this week-end is Homecoming, there will be no duplicate bridge Sunday afternoon. The next game will be November 8 at 1:30 p.m. in the Engineering common room. D. Curran.
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Are you worried, confused or just plain fed up with everything? Then, why not take advantage of the university’s HEALTH SERVICES? This year, students may obtain the services of a trained psychologist as well as any physically-required medical attention. Dr. Bowers of the Psychology Department, will be available Tuesdays and Thursdays from 9 a.m. to 12 noon by appointment only. Students interested in seeing him must contact Mrs. Amoroso in the Student Affairs Cen: tre in Annex 1. However the primary function of the student health services is First Aid. We have a very capable nurse, Mrs. Livingstone, R.N., who takes care of such minor ailments as sore-throats, faintings, sprains, colds, dressings etc. If a student brings written instructions from his doctor, he can obtain injections or any treatments necessary, from this Health Centre. In case of more serious illnesses or injuries Dr. Reesor is also available in Annex 1 every week day from 9:00 to 10:00 in the morning. She provides treatment on a “one call per illness” basis. In more serious cases, students are advised to go to their own doctor if they have one. If not, Dr. Reesor will provide the first treatment. When further treatment is required, the student will be referred to several local doctors. The health services of this university are excellent, and the staff is friendly and capable. This staff of three have over 4000 faculty and students to look after. In recent weeks they have been treating 25 students per day. This average is double what it was at this time last year. Mrs. Livingstone said, “Our job is to keep this university-students and faculty-on its feet.”
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Seagram Gymuasium Friday, October 30, Daniel Barenboim, internationally known Israeli pianist, plays works of Beethoven and Liszt. WLU Auditorium, 8:30 p.m. Students $1.25. Tuesday, November 3 - At last, an orchestra will be practising. See the notice boards.
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London, to the Board >- . _..,/~Corporation; The administrators of this univerof FGovernors of the University of 47 sity .prige themselves on their effici~MERCHANT~ -. ’ -Waterloo was announced today by ency and organization. Look at the -. PRINTING i ’ - $a, G: Needles, board chairman.. Hello Eaton’s? Could I speak ‘to registrar’s handling of students, h&d’ ‘* . A native of London, Ontario, Mr. someone in your picture frame deIf the average student at- Waterloo reds of. them, without failing ’ to ,.:‘y Thompson ‘was educated- at Ridley par.nent’l Thank you ,PrinUers and Lithographers . . Hello ,,3 were asked to locate the Cameroons. promptly satisfy each one. Again, look the .Royal Canadian Naval ,fI -- $College; 47 bN?$RIO ST.S. j,. K-i+Cii~NEd picture -frame department? I would on the map, he would be doing well to .: -’ -.:. ‘College, the University at the co-ordination -department of of Western TL“~ like to order a picture frame; its a start with the tori-ect continent, much 3‘6X , . ’..-’ ’ Ontario and .the University the university; I def,y you to find -one of- Tor’ frame for a candy-bar wr-per . . . less find the actual spot. \engineer ,who has been unhappy with 7‘ %:I r ,&to. He joined Supertest in 1950 afc No, this is not a joke; I really want > the:’ job found for him. Why then, , I.(L ‘,* 1’ter. starting. his -business career with The only student on campus to . to frame a wrapper. Of course its a has . this admirable standard been. .! i- *_,, Correpresent this relatively unheard ‘of \- :* -;-Gene&l Procbrcts Manufacturing special wrapper;’ it used to be around L’:,, & .,por&on I;’rmited, -He was named a pushed aside in.. the case of, the engin: First Skew Nightly Y %30 - :.I country in Western Africa is ,Mr. I <, the only piece of merchandise- ever eering study -room? ‘Siiowiug THURS., F&I;; SAT. vice-president of rSupertest in 1955 .’ Lobe Nwalipenja a ’ first ) year student given away- by a member of &e U. “BE.AT THE DEYIL” : a.& a ’ director. of the company . two in arts? _Mr. Nwalipenja has not only The supervision of this room is all’ of W. bookstore stafI That’s k . ~HRE&~OGAR~ years later. He became president in risht - a- free chocolate b&’ . . . i-. had to adjust to a different climate - messed up. Ifthere is a stronger word : - 1960. 5” . -and national customs as do most for ‘this, then I have not heard of it. -HARDER 9%%EY FAICL” 1;: .. /,<j Mr; Thompson is well known in ‘- Yes, it was a wonderful experience’, students from Asia and Africa;’ but, L&t year, the people responsible for :. . 5% (Adult Entertainment) .’.- s_.e the sporting world for his achieveI had helped to fix a shelf near the ;..’-+:‘ at the age of 35; has had to change allocating study desks. decided that ., ‘,‘-., i <. merits’ in: the design - and’ racing of cash register (I often go there to his entire way of life. I$ the-Cameone chair per three study‘ desks -was ’ @ ;..fq. i - ~. ...” hear .the music) and as a reward. I : unlimited ‘class pspeedboats. Miss Suproons he has left behind an import’ more than adequate. This ‘year, they .’+ -’ ertest III, ,which he designed, is the -was presented with a damaged chocoant position ‘as school inspector for seem to have taken a hint from the Contiuuous from 1:30 late bar. Even though I don’t like - _a* only boat which has won the Harmsan entire district and, certainly more \ major airlines, and issued. two keys BETTE DAVIS l worth trophy, emblematic of world chocolate, I took it anyway. Suddenly, ’ I< difficult, a family of a wife and 4 for every one desk. susFwHsgARD supremacy in unlimited class speeda feeling of amazement swept over / children. boat riding, three times in succession. me - it was free! I was so happy * - Imagine the surprise waiting for LOVE ‘HAS’ -GONE” the defenseless engineer who comes Mr. Thompson is married and has and excited that I ran up ‘and -down He finds it hard to adjust to the - _- Color (Adult) ,staggering from his third incompreone son and four daughters. the halls of the Engineering building change of the academic life and has STARTS MON. NOV. 2 I hensable class of the ‘day into the waving the thing, and into classrooms some difficulty) understanding our Special Matikes I. shouting “look look - free free study room; only to find a-new owner , North American brand of spoken Mw. ‘&. T-S:4:00 p.m. .> ’ - ,’ 1, from the bookstore! Wow!” EventEnglish. sitting at his desk, pretending to work. British Engineer Evenings Start at 7:00 p.m. ,. _’ >- Ekow ‘is this ’ possible? Weren’t the __*.. . ually I calmed down, went into the ’ /1 As for the future, Mr; Nwalipenja TJqins U. ofi W. Faculty study desks divided into groups> and %+ common room, and split the bar up 1’ t-. _ / will certainly,return to the Cameamong a number of witnesses. Since allocated 7 to different : en-gineermg~ _~ -, . ., - ,-, s Dr:: >G. ’ A. Turner, former chief roons with his Bachelor of Arts deyears?, Wasn’t deposit taken for ‘each- I I was seen giving away something. /_ \. . _I-Z.&I-. engineer with a--maj-or‘Brit-- &at normally cost aoney, everybody gree. and either resume his former . key issued? How can science students -.-y %,’ 1‘i_,,~,~&$$~cal . ,y ‘company, has been position as school inspector or, perand art students suddenly claim pas: .f ~_-’ ish manufacturing believed me when I said it was free. _;‘*f+ . r’.+: named- to’ the University of Waterloo’s haps move into a new post in the Ci-.- session? Are the desks assigned on a -.* The appropriate thing to do now is . ^ ‘_.LFaculty of Engineering. -The appoint; iii . Service where he would *work -in part-time basis? Is there graft at our to hang the wrapper in the engineer5. ..,’+’ 1zment of Dr. Turner as a pr&fessor of the Education Department. university. Perhaps someone‘ is hinting common room as a mute testi;:.:.’ - ’’ j [chemical engineering was announced ing that the engineers should leave? .. ..-_.T s_..- ; today by ’ the university’s dean of ‘-enmony to the power of fate. That’s During his summers in Canada, he : ’ ’ &ineering, Dr.. D. .T. Wright. . why I want a frame . . . Oh d by would like to -get a job in this -area What shame! What ignominy! whit’ -i ‘Y -.j7 hurts the most of all is the fact that in order’ to be able to take some sumA native of Wales, Dr.. Turner rethe way - could You Put Plate glass .in it? - Yes, the paper cups in’ the mer courses at the University and, the study desks are handled by ‘the i’ ’ ceived ‘his early education in C,ardiff. common room do fly fairly hard and Engineering department. . _ ,L- During World War II he was engaged thereby, herhaps reducing the time it .. . ,. fast !. .* That will be fine; just send would,$ke to get his degree - four in meteorological work with the ~~.~~.~~.~~~~~~..~....-.....~....~~~..~..~~~=~*.~..~*.~~~~~~.~~...~.~.~ . . . + . . . . . . y .+..,..........&......+........ t’.............,............ ...,.‘.....~..‘..~~~..~.....~~....~....~ . .... ................,+ ...... ......~.:.:~.:.:.:.~.:.:..~ the ‘bill to the bookstore - Well it .a.. .................I.... yars is a long time when you’re .. .L..#............4-.% ....+a. .,*.*.*.*.%*....#. ................;* ., .’ I Royal Air Force and the Air Miniswas their free candy-bar; I don’t see thousands of miles from your wife try. He attended the Welsh College why I should pay foi the) frame. and family. a&l, after DOWN WITH ’ _/ .? 6 of Advanced /Technology J receiving his B.Sc. in 1949, and a / As for Canada itself, Mr. Nwali’_‘ diploma in chemical engineering in penja is impressed by the numerous ’ / l950, spent four -years in British inopportunities given ,to‘ students to reFree Recordi f& Students dustry as_- a chemical engineer. e. ceive a university education including -. , From 1954 to.--1960 Dr. Turner A student may-go into the Students’ his . own - bursury arrangeq by St. i ’ ‘held a lectureship in chemical enginCouncil - offices, give a -false name, : _,y-* eeling ,at , the MAnchester College of Paul’s Collgee. Having staked 4 years and walk off with one or two. classiin SCO!IUNDinW,COLOR ’ : : .rFihgqd of his life and th+t of his family on .-I’. cal records as he pleases. -These re. Science and &hnology, durmg which _ LIMITED ENGAGEMENT‘. " ‘. ‘cords ‘were bought by Studems’ ‘Cormgetting a better education, it no doubt .’ time he compl+dhis doctoral studcil on ” +recommendation from Hans seems’ strange to him that some Cana- 1. - ies and obtained his ,Ph6D. For the Bauer, Director of Music, The rei <- . past four years he has been ‘a chief cords, all, classical records “from -7 dian students would- merely come to University to waste ,their time on To Th.e Ch&-Players *Bach to ‘Bartok” represent an investA’/ _ .. . : .\. .. I’ i chemical engineer in the research diviment of over $400.00. Council also something- which they are either in‘; sion of Fisons Fertilizers Ltd., the “In -life, . aS ‘j.n && fore$l+ught purchased a “$170.00” stereo portable different to or are too lazy to work i; It ,_largest manufacturer - \_ of fertilizer in record player. . wins.” for. ‘;‘England. ‘ - These records and stereo m& be Dr. Turner has a record of import, BUXTON used by any student or any student / . -ant origin~al studies which have regroup as long as they are used on In Insurance Too!‘‘_ sulted in a number of publications: campus. The purpose of these records is to start a record librarv on this ,,.~, He holds several patents and, as well, 3~ campus.‘ -When the ’ new’ library is has ar book in preparation -entitled BOB WAGNER, B.A. - c1L.U. opened, these records will -be placed “Some Aspects of Diffusion in Flow ‘there for students to listen to in a The Mutual Life Qf Canada . Systemi.” special room.
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