Мне б водоросль в волосы – я бы русаль могла томно корчить на рифах И песней своей безмятежной суда разбивать бессовестно. В мифах Жила бы моя злая душа, ну а так – живет под кроватью. Я твержу ей, что мы доживем до утра, и кутаю в старое платье. А ей все равно, она ждет океан, что одеялом пахнет синим Чтоб в складках его волн втихоря с ума сходить что есть силы.
Text: Wilhelm Vold , Illustrasjon: Boyka Todorova, Kolorist: Kisarael Elementum Libra: As we all know, it doesn’t look like your exams will go great, so maybe the academic career is not for you? It’s time to fulfil your dream – becoming the first space pirate! Pirates can do whatever they please and they don’t need to take exams!
Capricorn: This month you will understand that religion doesn’t really matter for you. After all the questionable decisions you’ve made in life so far, be sure that you’ve already been guaranteed the sunniest spot in hell in every religion.
Scorpio: Even if you think you can trust a Pisces —don’t! Those fishes had something on their mind since you ate their cheese last night. If they invite you for a cup of coffee, remember to get something for your self-protection.
Aquarius: This month your life will become a big question mark. What’s happening? Who is this person on my couch hugging my dog? Do I have a dog? But some uncertainty is good for a happy life, so don’t hesitate and hug this homeless being, but mind the hygiene.
Sagittarius: Selling your soul will be a great investment in your bright future and we are here to happily inform you that your beautiful soul is worth… Two cups of coffee. Well, it’s not immortality, but at least you will survive through the day!
Pisces: It’s hard for you not to notice that Scorpio is struggling with something this month. Try to be understandable and invite Scorpio for a coffee somewhere nice and talk soul to soul. Just don’t kill the mood with 37 your silly humour.