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Mrs. 0.-"Georgia. you had better go with Edna." Georgia-" Why? Giff ne,·er comes till way late."
M-r-c K (to a girl friend after spending a few minutes at the piano in an attempt to practice)-''Oh, say, I don't feel like practicing. Come on lets talk about the boys."
\\'HO K:-;OWS-What girls in the Sophomore Cookery are so fond of "kisses?"
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(If you are dense, don't read this joke.)
WHEN IS IT? Although )esterday today was tomor row, and today will be yesterday, nevertheless, yesterday would be day after tomorrow, because today would row yesterday or would have been the day after yesterday.
tomorrow tomorrow be tomortomorrow
PAUL DURRIE,
Skinner sent But now "I spent five And got
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his son to college. he cries "Alack," thousand dollars, a quarterback."
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GOOD LOGIC Prof. Shinn to Driscoll-''How about this de,·ice for J>runing strawberries?'' Dri~coll (just awakcning)-''Er-r-I guess it's all right or they wouldn't u~e it."
1911 ANNU.\L ST.\FF
The Day After Electio11 171