CONTRIBUTORS DESIGNERS Stacey Armstrong I would never eat Vegemite, unless I was stranded on a desert island.
Ami Cason I would never eat a tomato, unless it was souped, in which case I would actually drink it.
Armstrong, p. 47–48
Cason, p. 1, 14–15, 30–31
Hayley Francis I would never ride a bike up or down Mellifont Street, unless I could defy the laws of physics.
Jacky Ho I would never get to sleep, unless you sang like Jigglypuff. Ho, p. 4–5, 16–18, 38–40
Francis, p. 42–43
Sam Lyne I would never willingly ingest radioactive material, unless I was assured I would gain super-powers.
Jemima Phelps I would never shave my moustache, unless it was absolutely necessary.
Lyne, p. 2–3, 6–7, 22–29
Phelps, p. 19–21, 32–33, 44–46
Eloise Warren I would never break a silence, unless it meant improving it. Warren, p. 8–13, 34–37
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