SNGKNG Abandoned by residents, for residents
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3-seater sofa
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Abandoned
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure At Sengkang, we understand the importance of family and community. From families with young children to the elderly, every household is made unique by the people in it. This uniqueness is reflected in the design of your home, your space of comfort. Based on our observation of an unusual number of abandoned furniture and communal spaces at Sengkang West Zone B, we have curated a catalog of furniture to be shared within the Sengkang community.
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01 RELÅK $0 Swivel chair with armrests. For sitting in front of the computer for long periods of time. Includes seat cover. Suitable for computer addicted residents without a job. 02 KÄYU $0 Wooden dining chair. Destroyed by a kid who cannot tahan the unresponsiveness of the chair. Perfect for soccer fans to vent their anger at referees. 03 CHIØNG $0 Swivel chair with armrests. Well-used by a tall, studious teenager, also known as a chiongster. Perfect for houses with marble flooring. Suitable for students with A* grade and above only. 04 KÖYAK $0 Retro style chair with unique patterns created by a sweaty person. Black cloth hanging detail caused by curiousity. Suitable for hoarders who see the value in everything.
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wooden dining chair
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Had an argument with your wife?
KØON mattress
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Don’t worry about a place to sleep, we’ve got you covered. With a specially designed lopsided feature that rolls you off to the floor, you don’t have to feel guilty anymore. We’ve also removed the cushioned padding for that added discomfort. The best time to reflect about what you did wrong. You’re welcome.
KØON mattress $0 (Last year’s price unavailable) Belonged to a family of devoted hibernators, damaged by overweight husband. Metal springs, leftover padding scraps. Can fit one jialat partner, most likely to be of male gender.
Need a corner for crying?
New
EMØ lonely seat
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Here’s a chair modelled after a jail cell, to enhance your experience in misery. The cushioned seating is designed to provide comfort, since there’s no one else. Drown in your tears, there’s always something more to cry about!
New EMØ lonely seat $0 Left at a corner of the stairwell as a punishment area. Metal frame chair with cushioned seating. Penknife not included. Suitable for residents with a long fringe that covers half their face.
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Stay glued to your seat Chairs have never been more convenient. Make your home so accessible you’ll never need to leave your seat again. Roll around your home with our collection of swivel chairs, complete with armrests fit for a king. Why chope a seat when you can just live on it?
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swivel chair
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01 WÅYANG $0 Swivel chair. Barely used by previous owner. Perfect for residents who are planning to move out. Could be used as a display piece to lure potential buyers. Specks of dust included. 02 JIALÄT $0 Swivel chair, seat only. Torn black leather. Wheels not included. Could be displayed near the entrance to deter doorto-door promoters asking for donations. 03 RABÅK $0 Swivel chair. Destroyed by overweight husband who sits on chair very often. One wheel not included. Still functional as a rocking chair.
04 HUÄT $0 Swivel chair. Red colour ensures good fortune and blessings for the entire year. Suitable for pantang and kiasu residents who gamble a lot. 05 CHIÖ $0 Swivel chair. Used by a meticulous student who knows how to take care of things properly. Perfect condition. Best for husbands who are sick of their wives and want to look at something pretty.
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New CHAPÅLANG assorted parts
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